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08-14 NOV 2013

Residents cause a stink ANGRY RESIDENTS of a village in the picturesque Vall del Pop are demanding urgent action as raw sewage leaks from drains into the street.

by Jack Troughton

Meet the bride and groom

Meet the bride and groom

By Jack Troughton GHOSTLY COUPLE Georgina and Justin Burke stole the show with a prizewinning fancy dress for Halloween inspired by the hit film Beetlejuice. Read the full story on page 47.

They say the local council in Castell de Castells has known of the problem for a year yet seems “paralysed” to rectify the situation in what is described as an “unbelievable situation”.

Letters have been sent to Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy, the President of the Valencian government Alberto Fabra, and President of the provincial government Luisa Pastor Lillo at the Diputacion de Alicante, asking for top level intervention.

And now the growing protest has been made public as the press, radio and television have been informed of the emergency.

Spokesman Harry King said in 2012 a new “and very good” road was built around the village, above the main road – naturally the road – a former track following the contours of the hillside – had a drainage system and drains from some houses were also linked into the new drains.

However, he explained the new system was not connected to the main drains on the main drains on the road below – effectively

creating a blockage. “When it rains the drains overflow causing erosion on the hillside and this erosion blocks the main road below,” Harry said.

“We have had no rain for some time. Now the drains are completely blocked with sewerage from the houses. Raw sewerage seeps from manhole covers and up through drain grates in the street – in a few days we may have raw sewerage in the streets of Castells.”

APPALLED And Harry added: “This is an appalling situation. Smells are common. Disease may occur. If so, the politicians in Alicante and Castells will be held accountable.”

He said the council was aware of the situation but had done nothing to rectify the problem.

“It has got steadily worse until the smells are totally over-powering. I have a letter to the Mayor signed by all the Spanish people in the street supporting the action we are taking,” said Harry.

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Benidorm the new destination for medical tourism

by Jan Gamm PRIVATE CLINICS and hotels in Benidorm are to promote medical tourism in the city, concentrating on Russia and the rest of the EU. Two private hospitals in Benidorm as well as members of the Tourism Foundation are to attend trade fairs with the aim of creating a new market for private medical treatments with insurances offered covering attractive medical packages and wellness programmes.

The city is emerging as an ideal destination for the promotion of health and wellness with its excellent spa facilities, warm climate and a full range of medical treatments and therapies available to aid a swift recuperation plan.

MULTI-LINGUAL Brochures are being prepared in English, Spanish, Dutch, Russian, Swedish and French outlining the full range of treatments and specialised interventions available.

The main patrons of the Foundation and representatives of the Hospital Clínica Benidorm (HCB) and IMED Levante Hospital, presented the initiative on Tuesday 29th October, launched to coincide with the introduction of a

new European Directive on crossborder healthcare finalised on 25th October, allowing any EU citizen to undergo treatments or surgery in another member country.

FACILITIES Besides the two private clinics with first class medical services there are 18 hotels and 12 medical centres available that offer wellness and recovery, some with approved programmes for post-surgical treatments after hospital discharge.

And arrangements may also be made for accompanying friends and family.

Manager of the Tourism Foundation Yolanda Pickett travelled to Amsterdam

Apartment destroyed

A FIRE incinerated an apartment in Calpe on Wednesday when a six-year-old was left to play with fireworks on the sofa in the sitting room shortly before 9am. By the time his 8-year-old sister and parents realised the couch was in flames it was too late to put the fire out and the family had to flee, warning other residents on their way down the stairs. The building was evacuated and the fire department put out the flames but not before the entire apartment had been gutted. The family was on holiday in the area.

this week to participate in a media meeting on Health Tourism, to be followed on 13th November with a Moscow Trade Fair for wholesalers, insurers and travel agents.

The majority of health packages are offered via private insurers with clients happy to take advantage of Benidorm’s top hotel accommodation. At present patients come from The Netherlands, UK, Switzerland, Germany and Belgium with a vigorous market emerging from Russia, seeking medical solutions from some of Europe’s most talented health care professionals while at the same time enjoying Benidorm’s unrivalled hospitality.

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Continued from front page He said the end of the new drains simply ended in a blank, triggering the problem. “It means rain water is washing the hillside away and there is raw sewage in the streets.”

The council has already been sent a letter calling for action. It reads: “We the undersigned are appalled at the smells and raw sewage coming from the drains in the new road.

“Your failure to rectify this has resulted in letters being sent to Alicante, Valencia and Madrid.”

And Harry told RTN the community had united in calling for an urgent solution. “There is plenty of support in the village for something to be done.

“I have been quite surprised, people have started knocking at my door to sign the petition – one man signed and then knocked at the door with another man who signed, and since then he has brought yet another man to sign.”

He said the protesters had already made an official complaint – a denuncia – against the local Partido Popular, currently in power in the town hall but were now broadening the fight to rectify the “emergency” situation.

Harry points at a drain cover which has leaked sewage

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Remembrance Sunday ROYAL BRITISH Legion Branches in Spain will be holding Remembrance Services on Sunday (10th November) and people wanting to commemorate those who gave their lives for freedom are welcome to attend.

by Jack Troughton The Legion has published a guide to local services and to find out locations and times, visit the website www.britishlegion.org.uk/counties/spain-north or ring 648 860 251.

The annual Poppy Appeal was launched in Benidorm on 16th October and it is hoped people will continue to wear a poppy with pride – and continue to give generously to help fund the Legion’s ongoing welfare work.

Boxes of poppies are on sale at businesses throughout the region and by making a donation for a poppy,

people are supporting members of the armed forces who dedicated their lives to serving their country.

The Legion currently spends £250,000 every day supporting servicemen and women and their families.

Over the last 90 years, the Poppy Factory in Richmond, Surrey, have been making poppies, the endearing symbol of the Royal British Legion, crosses, and wreaths for the Royal Family to lay at the Cenotaph in London every November.

The factory is also gives valuable employment for many disabled people as it continues to work ahead of the annual Poppy Appeal.

Standards at the launch of the Poppy Appeal

Fund raising events for Grant A Wish Foundation CHRISTMAS LUNCH at the Vall de Cavall Restaurante, Gata (N332) December 5th: Live music with Lee Napier and friends: a fantastic menu and tranquil surroundings at one of the best restaurants in the area. 12.30pm for 1pm: 25€ per person: for reservations call 96 505 8475.

14th December: Max Music Match Bingo with a twist: Forn Vell Orbeta (Orba): Join one of the fastest-growing music games here in Spain and the UK. Fantastic

prizes and a great sing-along starting at 8.30pm: 8€ for three hours of manic fun: For reservations call Linda or Dave: 666 414 599: www.maxsmusicmatch.com 17th December: Max Music Match: EL Cid Bowling Club: Great fun starting 8pm: food available prior to the start - to reserve your table in the music hall call 96 640 4364 or just turn up on the night: Great prizes! Price 8€: www.maxsmusicmatch.com 19th December: Max Music Match at the

Inn on the Green Javea Bowling Club: 8pm: Three great hours of singing and fun at 8€ to win great prizes: Tel: 96 577 1553.

20th December: Christmas Gala Dinner at El Cid Bowling hall: fantastic 4-course Menu with entertainment to include the Fantastic Viva España Flamenco show, plus Lee Napier and Tony Rivers to sing and play for you. 7.30pm – 8pm: 22.50€ inclusive: For reservations call 96 640 4364: Please note menus can be

collected from the venue - early booking recommended.

Should you require any further information or have a venue and wish to host an event please call Ramon: 636 169 259 or email ramon@grantawish.es or visit www.grantawish.es Grant A Wish is proud that 100% of its income goes to those in need: for that we thank our sponsors.

Navarro promises road safety

by Jan Gamm BENIDORM’S MAYOR, Agustín Navarro, has pledged to improve road safety in the city in response to outraged parents’ complaints following an incident on Monday 28th October when a driver knocked down two seven-yearold schoolchildren, a girl and a boy, on a pedestrian crossing. The first steps have been taken to make the area where the accident occurred

safer, by removing four waste containers that obstruct drivers’ vision as they approach the crossing. A spokesperson for local parents welcomed the mayor’s commitment to study road safety in the area and his undertaking to devise a comprehensive plan for further improvement, to include better signage, speed restrictions and a stronger police presence.

The two children injured in Monday’s accident are still recovering in Alicante Hospital.

Now you see it - now you don’t!

JAVEA’S LANDMARK Chapel of Santa Llucia has become lost amongst the pines!

Residents and visitors are accustomed to seeing the little blue dome of Santa Llucia peeping above the line of trees but unfortunately the pines have taken over, completely obscuring the XV Century pilgrimage chapel from view amongst Montgo’s jungle of protected trees. Environment Councillor Doris Courcelles has been given the task of extricating the little chapel from the woods without destroying too many of the trees of the Montgo National Park.

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Conversation Club L’Alfáz del Pi THE COUNCILLOR for Education in L’Alfàs del Pi, Isabel Muñoz, would once again be interested to hear from English-speaking residents with a few hours a week to spare to join the ‘Conversation Club’ at the Casa de Cultura, a voluntary group where people of all ages can practise speaking and improve their knowledge of the language by conversing with native speakers.

Hours and times can vary according to the availability of volunteers. At the moment the group meets on Tuesday afternoons from 5.30pm to 7pm.

If you would be interested in collaborating and have the time to spare, get in touch with Isabel at her office in the Casa de Cultura:: 96 588 9423/4 email: educacion@lalfas.com www.lalfas.es

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Top honour for expats PROUD MEMBERS of an expat group on the Costa Blanca have been awarded Valencia’s top honour to mark a quarter of a century of service in the community.

by Jack Troughton It is the first time a British organisation has received the ‘premio’ honour – and Calpe’s Association of Foreign Property Owners (AFPO) was delighted to win the silver bust of Jaume Pastor i Fluixa.

President Keith Wildman was presented with the statue and a framed certificate

by Mayor Cesar Sanchez at a ceremony in Calpe’s Casa de Cultura in front of a packed audience.

And Keith told RTN: “We are certainly very proud to receive this award and it was a great honour to be the first British association to be given it.

“Basically, it is for 25 years of working for the integration of the expat population into the Spanish way of life.”

He said AFPO was the first organisation of its kind in Spain and its success meant it had become a model for other similar groups across the country and it maintained links with them on important matters.

Keith has been president for 11 years after earlier serving on the committee for four years and during that time has dealt with

five different town mayors of all political persuasions.

AFPO aims to keep members informed of developments within the town that affect their lives and keeps the town hall informed of problems faced by members and residents.

It has an organising committee of 11 members – “sadly missed” Vice President Brian Skerritt passed away last month “a great loss to AFPO” – and remains an entirely voluntary association funded by members’ subscriptions.

“AFPO is run by its members of all nationalities with meetings being conducted in English – the minutes and announcements are made available in German,” said Keith.

“Today, while our membership comprises of many nationalities, the overwhelming majority are British.

SUPPORT “Our committee works hard 24/7 and this award is a reflection of their efforts and the membership which supports us.”

AFPO produces a glossy quality magazine three times a year in two versions – one including important facts and figures is distributed to members a second is distributed through Calpe businesses contained more

AFPO committee members – Keith Wildman is fourth from left

“tittle-tattle” and general features.

“We also run a daily updated web page for members. We use this to bring members local news and important changes in the laws that affect residents,” said Keith.

AFPO also operates a team of volunteer interpreters at Calpe Health centre which is available to all residents – allowing patients to communicate with doctors and staff in six European languages.

And it works closely with local charities such as the Calpe charity Shop and HELP of Denia and the Marina Alta, which provides support and medical treatment for the elderly, disabled and infirm.

Keith said AFPO worked closely with Calpe Town Hall and frequently invited the mayor

or councillors to meetings to explain changes or proposed plans.

“We meet regularly with the mayor to inform him of the expectations and problems of the membership, often with councillors present to discuss specific problems,” he said.

“And we also visit individual members to advise on their own problems. We retain a company of lawyers to advise and deal with problems that cannot be resolved locally.”

He said AFPO was “constantly” looking at individual problems of members and had an experienced Spanish speaking team on board to help deal with them.

Keith concluded: “Keeping our finger on the pulse in Calpe is most important in everything we do.”

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Frustrated wives

…revealed in part one of world’s largest expat survey THE SECOND survey ‘Retail & Finance’ gets underway at www.theexpatsurvey.com and the third and final part, ‘Travel & Health’, is set to launch in November.

INCREDIBLE RESULTS have emerged from the first survey, ‘Migration & Lifestyle’, providing details of expats in almost 100 countries.

The initial part examined what residents in their chosen community like or dislike about their adopted home; the media channels they follow and use to stay in touch with friends, family and the outside world and how easy or difficult they find it to integrate. In some cases relocation specialists involved in catering for career moves stand accused of not truly understanding and meeting the needs of women facing these difficulties.

“For some women, particularly those with children, the stress of corporate relocation borders on being a career and marriage breaker,” says Emma Wood, project director for www.theexpatsurvey.com. “Those

contemplating a move are advised to use social media to contact other company employees, their spouses and other expats to get the full lowdown on what their move might entail.

“From the outset The Expat Survey team has committed to conducting a far-reaching global research programme, ensuring each survey in our three-part annual study connects with expats in a meaningful way.”

Despite the upheaval 71% of respondents intend to remain outside their country of origin; 22% disclosed they are considering moving to a new destination; 8% have a plan-ofaction to achieve this imminently. Churches are praised for providing practical and spiritual support.

Several thousand expats responded, thanks to the coverage provided by media owners around the world and the support received from its reputable collaborative partners such as currency exchange giant Oz Forex; Vonage the award winning telecoms provider; Bishop’s Move the international removal company and Britishcornershop.co.uk the popular

online retailer offering worldwide home delivery.

The second survey in the programme has been activated at www.theexpatsurvey.com. We need your input to understand your issues regarding personal and household expenditure, banking and investments and other considerations.

A phone line with answer machine is available so that expats without internet can ring in to request copies. Please call +44 (0)20 8464 5584 and state which surveys you require, your name, address and telephone number and the team will post them to you. Completed surveys can be returned by post or fax – contact details will be enclosed in the envelope.

IMPORTANT! The Expat Survey does not share any personal details with any third parties and has no links to Governments. Those that complete all three surveys are automatically entered into a prize draw to win £1,000, which you can opt to donate to charity if you wish.

Share your views! Follow us on Twitter @ExpatSurvey13 and ‘like us’ on Facebook.

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HELP yourselves Kids get THE DOORS of the new HELP premises in La Xara opened to the public for the first time on Monday after a week of hard work.

by Jack Troughton Dedicated volunteers from HELP of Denia and the Marina Alta worked up to 10 hours a day to transform an empty shop into the new office and equipment store in Avenida del Mar – next door to the organisation’s existing charity shop – and complete the move.

The original HELP Centre remains nearby in Avenida Oeste, where it is planned to extend the range of activities on offer, including a Parkinson’s

Support Group. Len Roper, an office volunteer, said: “The new equipment store and office is much better suited for our purpose, and we hold a range of items and mobility aids which can be borrowed in the short term whilst people are getting over an operation or illness”.

SUPPORT The new office will continue to provide administrative support for HELP members as well as dealing with en-

quiries from the general public.

And the charity promised the same friendly faces would try to assist with your enquiries, and requests for equipment.

Pictured in the new office are Len with another volunteer Sheila Whitelaw and ‘customer’ Sybil Kent.

The office and store is open Monday to Friday 10am to 2pm and can be contacted on 966 427 044. For more information visit the website www.helpofdenia.com

homework help

By Jack Troughton YOUNGSTERS FROM families hit by ongoing the recession are being helped out with homework by the Charity Shop of Calpe with the donation of a new desktop computer and printer.

The equipment was supplied and installed by Alien Technologies and is loaded with software to help with homework and a range of other activities.

The computer has been placed in Calpe’s new Weekend Children’s Activity Centre in the Plaza Central, which is run by the youth section of the Red Cross.

It is open on Saturdays between 11am and 1pm and from 5pm and 7pm, allowing children to do their school work, read or be involved in craft activities.

Calpe Charity Shop volunteers with representatives of Alien Technologies and the town hall

Expat voting made easier

by Jack Troughton BRITISH EXPATS still qualified to vote in UK General Elections could soon be registering online to claim a voice back at home.

The Government is experimenting with the hi-tech registration and has held a test day in Oxford at the end of last month with another trial run in London on 17th December.

It is hoped if successful, ongoing tests can be moved abroad to bring more people into the process – aiming to encourage more people to take part in elections and save them time and effort.

Currently, British citizens living overseas who wish to take part in UK ballots must fill in a registration form and post it back to their local electoral office. Once one the electoral register, they can arrange to vote in person, via a postal vote or choose a proxy to cast a vote for them.

The Cabinet Office is working on the technology in a bid to entice the “missing legion” of some five million potential voters around the globe to sign up to the register – numbers that could prove decisive in a close contest.

However, until a secure online voting system is developed it will not solve the unreliability of a postal vote – some electoral offices leave no time for an expat to actually take part in the ballot, or the unre-

liability of the proxy system.

John Waterworth, of the Government Digital Service is working on the pilot scheme, and invited expats visiting Britain to have a go in the dummy run. “Anyone who is a British citizen living abroad can come and try it out.”

He said of the online registration: “this will be more convenient, simpler and quicker. It is also about us having a better identification process to improve the quality of our register.”

British expats are allowed to vote in Parliamentary Elections and European Parliamentary Elections for up to 15 years after moving abroad – a controversial time limit currently being fought by campaign group battling for universal suffrage.

But Mr Waterworth admitted: “The qualification we have as to who can and cannot vote is not changing.”

For more information about participating in UK elections as an expat visit www.gov.uk/voting-in-the-uk/ voting-when-you-are-abroad. Anyone planning to be in the UK and wishing to take part in the 17th December trial can contact Kelley Frizelle at kelley@bunneyfoot.com Information about the campaign group fighting for a voice for all expats can be found at www.votes-for-expat-brits.com

CAM executives spend the night in jail THE FORMER Director General of CAM, Roberto López Abad and four other senior investment bankers including real estate executive Daniel Gil, spent Wednesday night in the cells of the Guardia Civil HQ in Alicante after being arrested earlier in the day at their homes in connection with the failure of the Cam Bank. Last year the five were named as formal suspects by lead investigator Judge Javier Gómez Bermúdez in a probe alleging fraud, price manipulation and corporate malfeasance that led to Spain being forced to seek a €100bn bailout from its European partners. Following a complaint filed by the Fund for Orderly Bank Restructuring (FROB), an investigation was opened to determine if Lopez Gil Abad in collusion with others simulated investments in the Caribbean to appropriate funds.

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Neglected Orihuela I NOTE that at long last the local newspapers covering Costa Blanca South have taken notice of the dreadful neglect of Orihuela Costa and the awful state of the streets. Residents and tourists alike have suffered the smells and plagues of flies emerging from the huge piles of garden waste that have spent the summer rotting on virtually every urbanisation on Orihuela Costa.

I want to know what we pay our local taxes for. The state of the streets would disgust the most poverty stricken third world countries. I was under the impression that Spain was a modern country with high standards of hygiene. This seems to be true of every area other than Orihuela Costa which is treated as the dustbin of the Orihuela Council.

It’s totally disgusting that the mayor has the audacity to put the blame on local residents rather than doing his job and making sure the rubbish is properly collected.

It is a sign of the mayor’s utter contempt for the large non-Spanish community living on the coast. Nowhere else has to suffer such third rate treatment and in no other area are residents blamed for the utter incompetence of the local council.

I think the situation is sufficiently disgraceful to involve our MEP! Sam Mois

Only the best I COULD not believe that Geraldine Lander (RTN 1st November Letter of the Week) could not believe what she saw in a supermarket pet supplies aisle - does she think that dogs (she refers to them as ‘little beasts’) go through their whole lives without being washed or shampooed? Even when they go into water (sea, rivers etc.) they don’t come out clean.

Has she ever (it seems she doesn’t like them) owned a dog? Does she not realise that dogs walk on their paws without the benefit of shoes/ boots as we humans have? They walk through muck, dirt, long grass, etc. and sit in the most unlikely places, sometimes getting wet, dirty and smelly. So why shouldn’t they be shampooed with a shampoo that has a perfume? Does she not buy her toilet products with a scent, or does she like to smell ‘au natural’ - and if she has (or ever had) a dog would she like to walk around with a smelly dog on a lead?

She then moans about the price of dog shampoo…HEY LADY - we don’t shampoo them every day! And if you haven’t got a dog you don’t have to worry about the price!

Then she goes off into the realms of fantasy about hair dying, diapers, jewellery, expensive clothes for dogs… which detracts from the fact that dogs need to be cleaned and can’t do it themselves.

I have a dog (and also 6 cats) and he does get washed and shampooed with a scented shampoo. And Geraldine it is only the best for our dogs, cats and other animals because we do love them.

Anyway I have to rush now as the dog is sitting with the cats waiting for his shampoo, set and perm...coming boy…!

Michael ‘Reigning Cats and Dogs’ Scarles, Javea

Pickpockets I WOULD like to warn your readers about pickpockets operating in Mercadona, Rojales.

Recently a friend and I were getting into the lifts to go up to the car park. A Spanish couple were already in the lift so it was a little crowded. As the doors closed two men pushed in. My friend exited first, followed by the two men. I let the Spanish couple out then I went.

I saw one of the two men trying to steal my friend’s wallet, shielded by his accomplice. I pushed them away. As they went back down the stairs into the store, he spat at me. I gave him two fingers and a swear word in Arabic (which I learned in my days in the army serving in the Suez Canal in the 50s).

Both men were over 6ft tall, well built and of North African appearance, aged around 25-30, so beware if you see them. They walk around without buying anything.

Name withheld

For better or worse...

BANG! Well that’s what happened to me two weeks before our wedding, a few weeks ago on 5th October. I really fell for my groom and broke my ankle, so no walk down the aisle there…

WALLOP! Then we were told a few days before that there was a double booking for the church so had to put the ceremony back an hour to 6pm, but that didn’t phase Pastor Keith Brown, with his bright and moving ceremony.

Then the police wouldn’t allow us to give cake and Cava in the square - as it was not a town hall fiesta.

FLASH! Then it was announced the town fiesta starts at 6pm also, so town blocked off (do you think someone is trying to tell us something) but seeing as we are both 70ish we thought ‘go for it anyway’ as we needed to bop at Tommy from the Hillside club entertainment.

Fortunately, The Quesada Country Club did us proud with 135 guests - they were magnificent with food, service, and decor for our reception, for which we are most grateful.

Thank you to everyone who came and enjoyed themselves, we could not have had a better wedding had we been 20 years old!

Marion and John

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“Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks…”

Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

MY STINT on local radio is done and it’s back to reality for this old hack. It was good to play at presenters, down in that Sussex studio, but for now it’s back to the Midlands and on with the mundane. Thanks to those kind RTN readers that managed to tune in on Tinternet and send good wishes via email – I hope I didn’t leave anyone out and played the right songs for the right people (technology isn’t my best attribute, as you know). Even dear ole Dene Michael trolled up for an interview just before he headed off to Spain on Friday. If you see him in Benidorm, give him my best.

Today (Wednesday) is rainy, windy and bleak; and the thought of winter down there on the Costa Blanca is a truly enticing one. Mind you, it managed to stay dry yesterday for Bonfire Night and for the first time in many years I bought some fireworks and had a Bonfire party. The offer in our local Yum Yum store of half-price fireworks was more than this ageing pyromaniac could resist. So, with hot spuds in the oven and chilli on the stove (not to mention a beer or two in the fridge) we delighted in letting off: Roman Candles, Catherine Wheels, Stella Scorchers, Vesuvius Fountains, Traffic Lights and a salvo of high flying rockets.

Hmmm, here’s a thing; nowadays the rockets come with easy plant-in-the-grass plastic launchers – not like in my youth where milk bottles were the preferred method of dispatch for your Standard or

Brooks rockets. I used to love the walk to school the next morning collecting the carcases of spent ordnance… Do remember doing that?

One thing that hasn’t changed in this era of exponential technological advance is the simple operation of getting a Catherine Wheel to spin – or, as is so often the case, not spin. Yup, I had to resort to manually (with a safety glove on, of course) whizzing the damned thing to get it going. It just hung there uselessly belching its pretty fountain of fire… And why is it always so tricky to bang the said Catherine Wheel to a fence in the first place? It so often seems to involve a bashed thumb.

Did you know where the terminology Catherine Wheel comes from? I’m afraid it’s erm, rather gruesome. Here’s the griff: “Catherine Wheel – apparently named after St Catherine, who was executed by being tied to a wheel and ‘broken’ on it with hammers.” Nasty, eh? It somehow makes a bashed thumb easier to live with. Mind you, the Roman Candle doesn’t have a much better pedigree either, alluding as it does to the Roman Emperor Nero who used to set people on fire and use them as ‘candles’ at the Coliseum. Whilst this is probably a myth, it is curiously inaccurate: a burning person doesn’t tend to set fireballs off up into the air, does s/he? I suppose it depends if they’ve had a curry the night before – or some of my firework party chilli.

One of the pyrotechnic ‘musts’ from my schooldays is sadly (although, probably rightly) no longer available. Namely, the once ubiquitous Banger. We used to core out semimouldy apples and place our Bangers in the middle of them to roll, or lob, down the street, alarming old ladies and cute kittens. Horrid behaviour, eh? It’s more than likely our fault that kids today can’t have them!

Another long banned item of firework fame is the Jumping Jack (named after the ‘mythical’ Spring Heeled Jack who terrorised London for a while) which once lighted would leap and jump around in all directions uncontrollably. My sister used to shriek alarmingly at the mere sight of these fireworks – so much so, my mum didn’t allow any of them in our fireworks tin. Halcyon days… Oh, that emotive smell of cordite.

Watts in rainy Britain, so you don’t have to be

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Fury over MPs energy expense claims

by Jack Troughton EXPENSE CLAIMS by Members of Parliament for gas and electricity bills at second homes have ignited a storm of protest.

As pensioners and poorer families struggle to pay power bills, more than 300 politicians – more than half of the Commons - claimed over £200,000 in expenses to cover the utility costs last year, part of the £23 million claimed between April 2012 and March 2013.

And campaigners in Spain and Europe battling to keep the Winter Fuel Payment – up to £300 a year depending on age – are equally incensed.

Labour leader Ed Milliband, who has attacked the Government over spiralling fuel costs – claimed £403.59 and Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg £254.29 for gas and electricity at their constituency homes. Prime Minister David Cameron and George Osborne did not take advantage of the perk.

Millionaire Nadhim Zahawi, Tory MP for Stratford upon Avon, claimed the most, £5,822, while former defence minister Andrew Robathan claimed £4,586, former Northern Ireland Secretary Peter Hain £4,571 – and Alan Duncan, development minister and former oil executive, who maintained politicians were treated like “sh+t” and made to live “on rations” during the 2009 expenses scandal, claimed £3,998.

New rules since 2010 allow MPs to make claims for second homes up to a maximum of £20,100 to cover gas, electricity, council tax, rent, telephone, and the internet.

However, it is a bitter pill for families and pensioners in the UK and abroad who are increasingly angry at the cost of energy.

Campaigner Margaret Hale, who lives on the Costa Blanca, told RTN: “It is atrocious. They are taking hundreds of pounds from pensioners living here in Spain and in Europe by withdrawing the WFP and those same pensioners – struggling to heat their only homes – are still paying taxes to pay for MPs to heat a second home.”

JUMPER Labour’s John Mann, who did not make a claim, suggested MPs that did “should start wearing thicker jumpers.”

He added: “There will be people including pensioners who can’t afford to heat their homes who will be furious to find out MPs that can afford to pay are putting in such high claims.”

And Neil Jordon-Duncan of the National Pensioners Convention said: “Pensioners will be disgusted at how out of touch many MPs are, when many older people have to choose between heating and eating.”

The Government has been forced to respond after an electronic petition calling for the WFP to be kept as a universal benefit reached 10,000 signatures. Yesterday (Thursday) it stood at 13,938 names and a target of 100,000 will lead to a

debate by the Backbench Business Committee.

The statement reads: “The Government remains committed to protecting key support for older people for this Parliament, in line with Coalition Agreement.

“Winter Fuel Payments are non-contributory and were originally introduced to give older people in the UK the reassurance they can keep warm during cold weather.

However, following a European Court judgement, Winter Fuel Payments are now also made to eligible people living outside the UK in another European Economic Area (EEA) Member Sate and Switzerland.

“To help return to the original policy intention, the Government intends to bring in an eligibility criterion, effectively from winter 2015/16, based on country of residence with Winter Fuel Payments going only to eligible people living in EEA countries with colder climates.”

RTN readers can sign the petition at http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/52121 The broader campaign is a fight for all expats to be represented at Westminster and is backed by the European Commission. Find out more at www.votes-for-expat-brits.com

Spain says no to UN investigation of Franco regime

SPANISH OFFICIALS reporting to a critical United Nations panel on Wednesday said that despite calls by human rights groups for investigations into the disappearance of at least 152,000 civilians during the Franco regime, the terms of Spain’s 1978 amnesty would not be revisited. The decision was confirmed before the UN Committee on Enforced Disappearances comprising 11 independent legal experts by Spain’s Ambassador in Geneva Ana Menendez Perez, despite Spanish Judge Baltasar Garzon urging the UN Committee to re-examine the events that took place behind the lines at the hands of Franco’s Nationalist forces during the civil war and then in the first 12 years of Franco’s rule, up to 1951.

New for old? by

Jennifer Cunningham

LAST WEEK on Bay Radio ‘Sound Advice’ I mentioned how concerned I was at the way some banks/ insurance companies are promoting their house policies. Unless the policy document is written in a language you can understand, how can you check the exact cover, unless you have received a written quotation, in English, which explains the cover you are being offered. It is very easy to give you information on the phone, but as I always advise, only the written word is paramount in law.

It is not possible or viable, if you think logically, that a more economical price is going to give you the exact same cover as one that is a little more expensive.

My sales consultants are sometimes informed by a client that they want to cancel their house policy with us as they have accepted a quotation from another company, being assured that it is exactly the same cover they are being offered, but at a reduced price, which is obviously very attractive in this day and age with the crisis we are in, when each penny counts. However, later they find out when a claim is made that expectations have not been realised.

My Company works very closely with Liberty Seguros, a bona fide and extremely large worldwide insurance company. They are not a bank and have years of experience of offering good, sound policies, not dissimilar from the ones you are used to in England, supported by a very efficient back up service.

A point to reflect on: UK television is always advertising insurance companies, and this may seduce you into thinking the cover is the same in Spain.

This is very definitely not so as you may find out to your detriment. I will take this opportunity to point out a few of the differences:

New for old: This is not generally part of the Spanish companies cover and you could find yourself severely out of pocket because contents cover can be drastically limited to only a few items at a set basic amount regardless of their actual value.

Be aware that you could have a policy that only covers the square metres of the house, but that it excludes your terraces, pool or boundary walls.

Jewellery and valuable items: unless specified, you could discover that when submitting a claim for loss or damage these are either not covered at all or are severely undervalued.

Have you been offered cover for accidental damage on buildings and/or contents, if not, then again claiming for the following may not be covered at all? For example: Earth Tremors; subsidence; knocking the television over; dropping something into your basin and cracking it; spillage of paint… you never know what kind of accident can occur at any time.

Do you know if you are allowed to make more than one claim a year? Some companies limit you – however, Liberty Seguros does not.

One final point regarding natural disasters, do not assume that the consortium will automatically cover all the damage, this is dependent on the severity, the regional damage and how many claims are being made, otherwise your Insurance Company is liable to cover you. Have you got cover for this with your company?

Liberty Seguros have three levels of house policies, therefore we are able to offer one that suits your circum-

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stances and pocket. The basic is extremely competitive, the Plus gives you more cover and the Premium will cover water loss if related to damages caused by a water leak.

Perhaps on reading this information you can start to understand my concerns that people are going into an area that is a minefield. Never assume anything in life but especially in Spain. Following my concerns regarding house insurance, a similar situation can occur when selecting a health insurance policy.

Just recently there have been a number of comparison charts printed, which can be very misleading and in my opinion quite dangerous and unethical.

If you are considering Private Health Insurance, Asssa has some very attractive offers at the moment, including no increase on premiums for the whole of 2014. If you take the policy out starting November or December they are offering 10% discount; free upgrade; 50% child discount and monthly payments with no added interest charge - all these are for the lifetime of the policy.

As you can see this is a very good time to think about Private health care, especially in light of a recent publication which states that National Health patients are waiting for x-rays and scans for up to five months and then longer still for the results to be assessed and a diagnosis given. As you can imagine, delays of this length of time can be life threatening when these are needed to diagnose a possible serious illness. Also bear in mind that you could be in great pain. Therefore why not phone us to ask about our top-up policy for a speedy diagnosis; even for those who have a SIP card but are concerned about the long waiting lists, the policy cost for age 50-59 is only 63€ per month.

Jennifer Cunningham Insurances S.L The Costas leading insurance consultant. If you have a question please email her at: jennifer@jennifercunningham.net Regulated and Authorised by the DGSFP in Spain.

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Benidorm Fiestas 9th – 13th November

by Irena Bodnarec FIESTAS FEATURE strongly in Spanish culture and every year towns and villages up and down the country celebrate at various times of the year. The annual fiesta is a celebration of the local Patron Saint – which for Benidorm is the Virgin of the Sufragio and San Jaime Apostle (they have two) and religion features heavily. The event dates back to 1740 when an image of the Virgin was found in the remains of a burnt out fishing boat, which was taken up to the church.

A re-enactment of this played out every year on the Poniente beach on the first official day of the fiesta at about 5pm followed by a procession up to the San Jaime church at the top of the Old Town.

There are special prayers and church services throughout the 5 days fiesta, which begins on Saturday 9th November.

Every morning cannons will be fired at 8am and at 2pm in the Plaza Triangular, which is at the top of the Avd Mediterraneo, masceltas – Spanish firecrackers are set off, but be warned, they are very loud!

The streets are transformed, particularly in the Old Town and are decorated with

flowers whilst religious paintings are hung from the balconies.

Monday 11th and Tuesday 12th are official Bank Holidays in the town and banks and government offices will all be shut.

There will be bell ringing, open air concerts, bands playing and flower offerings over these days and each evening the locals will be partying – often into the early hours of the morning so don´t expect much sleep, especially if staying in the Old Town! On the first 3 days there are solemn processions in the early evening through the streets, with many of the locals taking part.

The most interesting and visual day is the last – Wednesday 13th. There is a parade through the Old Town, setting off at around 5pm with plenty of floats representing all the penyas, which finishes at the Plaza Triangular. Then the grand finale is a magnificent firework display, set off from the Poniente beach – by the Parc del Elche at 9pm. Spectators gather in their hundreds and a good vantage point is up at the Mirador where there is a real party atmosphere. Most years there is a funfair up by the bullring which is open during the entire fiesta period.

Fiestas Calendar Highlights of the fiestas

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6pm Fiesta Queens switch on the lights at the top of Calle Gambo followed by official opening of the funfair next to the Bull Ring.

10am Mass at the San Jaime church up at the Mirador followed by canon fire at 12 Noon from the Mirador – very loud to mark the official start of the fiesta!

12.15pm Bands playing in the Town Hall Square 5pm Poniente Beach. Re-enactment of finding the image of the Virgin followed by a solemn procession up to the church where there will be a beautiful floral display.

12 Noon – Bullfight at the Plaza de Toros – 10 euro entry.

10pm – Bull Ring. Horse show 1am – “Correfoc” – Fire display through the streets starting at the Town Hall square and going through the streets of the Old Town.

Spectacular to watch.

11am Port area by Mal Pas beach. Childrens entertainment.

10.30am Exhibition of bullfighters at Plaza de Toros 7pm Cartoon/Caricature float procession down Avd Ruzafa and Calle Gambo

WEDNESDAY 12.30pm Town Hall square. Sweets and Treats.

5.30pm Grand finale float parade starting at Elche Park and ending in Plaza Triangular followed by spectacular firework display from Poniente beach.

British Fancy Dress Day – 14th November NOW BECOME somewhat of a tradition, the British fancy Dress Day is held the day after the end of the official Benidorm fiesta and always falls on a Thursday. This year that date is Thursday 14th November. What started off as a small event with a handful of Brits has escalated and probably become the biggest fancy dress party in Europe. Last year thousands descended on the town especially for this one day, dressed in an amazing assortment of outfits - the event has certainly been cemented in the Town Hall fiesta calendar now.

Costume wise anything goes – the effort that everyone goes to is incredible, with some outfits easy to identify and some not quite so! The majority of people actually bring their outfits over with them in their luggage, which looking at them is hard to believe – certainly not in hand luggage anyway. Considering the amount of people attending it is amazing that there are hardly ever any duplicates of costumes or characters.

The main meeting point is in The Square, around Sinatras and Champions ,but the crowds spill out way past this area and many of the surrounding roads are taped off by the local police, allowing the revelers to safely wonder into the street. The crossroads of Tiki City and Andy´s is always packed – from mid afternoon until well into the

early hours with much drinking and partying taking place!

The day after the Fancy Dress Day there is a free giant paella for everyone courtesy of Manolo... the owner of Sinatra´s and the man who started the Fancy Dress phenomenon some 20 years ago. Back then he use to give anyone who had dressed up a free drink - can you imagine that now with the number of people that turn up! So instead of free drinks, which is unfeasible, he lays on a free paella for everyone. There are specialist companies that do this... in fact many towns and villages do it during fiesta time. Its amazing to see - many find it just as interesting to watch it being made as to actually eating it.

The quantities used are unbelievable as the paella is big enough to feed 700 people! In case you are thinking of reproducing it the measurements are: 120 kilos of meat - a mixture of chicken and pork; 70 kilos of vegetables and 80 kilos of rice - plus you will need a rather large paella pan! As the smell floats across the Square and the paella nears completion, the lunch queues start to form – and very generous portions they are too. If you would like a taste then head down to the The Square for around 2pm on the Friday – assuming you have recovered enough from the night before!

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Play suffers hitch

by Jack Troughton MONTE PEGO Theatre Company is caught up in a real life drama after losing key props for its forthcoming production ‘Vintage Hitchcock’.

An accident during rehearsals at Rafol Theatre resulted in two members of the amateur dramatic group suffering minor injuries but in “the general chaos” a bag containing a series of key articles use for the play’s sound effects was lost.

Now the theatre group is appealing urgently for help in tracing the lost property in time for the show – and hopes someone may have found the bag or seen items at a ‘rastro’ market in the area. Director Jane Corbett said Vintage Hitchcock was performed as a “live radio” show and the missing props were an important part of the production.

Er … what happened to autumn?

“As a result of the general chaos after the accident, a Casa bag containing many of the props for the play was left outside a garage on the road bypassing Rafol,” she explained.

“Many of the bits in the bag are of sentimental value - although not of much real value. We are prepared to offer a reward if anyone has found the bag and its contents.”The bag’s contents included: a box of goat bells in three different sizes; a candlestick telephone; a pair of 14 inch Headline Hi-Hat cymbals, part of a little girl’s drum kit; a bucket; a teapot; a tray made of different coloured wood – par of a set of three; a saucepan and lid; and an old baking pan.

Anyone with any information can contact 627 400 465 or 635 688 990. ‘Vintage Hitchcock, A Live Radio Play’ is being performed at The cast Rafol for three successive nights from Thurs- of ‘Vintage day 28th November.

Hitchcock’

UNUSUALLY HIGH temperatures are producing a long, long tourist trade that is seemingly going on forever as the Costa Blanca drifts directly from summer straight into the winter season. The city of Alicante has registered the warmest October since 1930 and through the region temperatures have been at a steady average of 19º - 3.2º above the figure recorded annually over the past 40 years. And according to weather experts at Aemet, the nights have also been unseasonably warm. The costa’s beaches, especially in Benidorm, continue to attract swimmers determined to make the best of the bonus November sunshine and according to hospitality association Hosbec, hotels, bars and restaurants are enjoying a bumper business boost with some establishments still achieving a weekend occupancy rate of 100%!

Project Pigeon

ELCHE TACKLED its pigeon problem this week by netting hundreds of pigeons in parks and public spaces all over the city as part of a wide scale cull. At least 300 have been scooped up by municipal contractors in an effort to control the pigeon population and reduce the risk of contamination through their droppings. The pigeons are enticed into the nets with buckets of brightly coloured food before being rounded up in fine nets. In the Municipal Park alone 182 birds were captured in ‘Project Pigeon’.

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Art sale for Gandia kids

by Jack Troughton HIGH QUALITY Thai oil paintings are being sold off tomorrow (Saturday 9th November) in an art sale aimed at raising money for the youngsters cared for at El Preventorio in Gandia.

More than 100 pictures – including reproductions of Claude Monet, Gustav Klimt and Vincent van Gogh as well as originals – are up for grabs.

The sale has been organised by Ian McConnachie, father of nine-year-old Sean who last year made over 6,000€ in a ‘Kids for Kids’ campaign selling calendars and accepting donations to help the El Preventorio children – where around 55 youngsters are cared for by a handful of nuns and volunteers.

This year Ian plans to raise more money and help put a smile on the children’s faces this Christmas.

The paintings were purchased by Ian in the aftermath of the devastating tsunami which struck the west side of Thailand nine years ago to help families recover from the natural disaster.

“In 2004 I was on a diving holiday staying at Kamala Beach, Phuket, which was almost completely destroyed by the tsunami - I was very lucky, nothing happened to me because I flew home three days before the disaster,” said Ian. HELP VICTIMS However, when he heard of the tragic events of 26th December, Ian and his doctor wife Birgit they decided to do what they could to help victims – Ian returning to the island 14 days later to help clean-up operations.

“Countless Thais earn a living by painting top quality pictures in oils, but at the time, with no tourists in the country, many families faced starvation,” he said.

“I had another idea how to help. I bought around 100 pictures from artists standing at the roadside with what they had rescued from the tsunami and I sent the rolled up can-

vases back to Spain, mounted them and sold them from my wife’s practice.

“The response was so overwhelming that I flew back again four weeks later and ended doing this several times over the next 24 months, until the devastation had been eliminated and tourism bounced back again.”

This weekend’s sale is of the remaining pictures, in all sizes and styles, and prices range from 60€ to 390€. All proceeds will go to El Preventorio and Ian will personally hand the money to the Mother Superior.

The sale takes place between noon and 5pm at the practice of Dr Birgit McConnachie in Calle Rosario 5, La Pedrera, Denia.

For more information call 639 188 773 773.

Having a ball for AKIRA IT IS hoped cash raised at the Kriz-mas Ball on Friday 29th November at the Salon de Canor in Teulada will pay for a new kennel at animal charity AKIRA’s new sanctuary. Entertainment is provided singer Kriz K and his Michael Buble live tribute show which has been enjoyed by audiences across the world.

Tickets are 39€ and include a cava reception, a four course dinner with wine, beer and soft drinks throughout the meal, and music from organisers Spectrum FM. Tables are allocated from the front backwards so the first to book get the best seats and the night out can be enjoyed by young and old, private and business groups.

Dress code is formal and for more information or to book tickets contact 639 841 622, or 634 393 696, or 96 574 4176.

Tickets are also available from the AKIRA Shop and the Telitec Offices in Moraira; Kru Hair Salon, Gold Rush and Quicksave, Javea; El Cids, Benidoleig; and Bar Planet Paraiso, Parcent.

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CHARITY GRANT A Wish made 2,370€ when 250 lots went under the hammer at a four-hour long auction at the El Cid Restaurant in Benidoleig.

by Jack Troughton Experienced auctioneer Alan Lewis wielded his gavel with skill as a variety of goods including sports equipment, household goods, furniture, and antiques were sold.

The final lot, a Manchester United football shirt, signed by Sur Alex Ferguson and the Championship-winning squad, prompted some frantic bidding – eventually selling for 650€.

Grant A Wish founder Jody Kirby said she was delighted at the amount raised. “With the festive season approaching we should be in an ideal position to put much-needed smiles on people’s faces this Christmas.”

The charity and its media partner RTN and Bay Radio welcomes nominations for deserving people or institutions to make a little dream come true and spread a little cheer. Simply email grantawish@roundtownnews.com

Jody thanks the packed salesroom

Gardener puts down roots Ray and Phyllis Jordan

By Jack Troughton KEEN GARDENER and U3A Vall de Pop newcomer Ray Jordan celebrates his 80th birthday on Sunday still enjoying his green-fingered skills.

Ray and his wife Phyllis moved to the Jalon Valley after he retired from the Royal Navy in 1975 and the couple looked to move to a warmer climate.

Both are described as “gardening fanatics” and put their skills to work on their own plot – and helped out pensioners living locally.

Born in Somerset, Ray joined the navy in 1952 and served as a medic for 22 years – including five years with a Commando unit of the Royal Marines - travelling to countries including Australia, Hong Kong

and the Philippines.

Ray and Phyllis met and married in Bath in 1955 and moved to Plymouth, where they lived for 12 years.

They are both still avid gardeners and enjoy going to the theatre both in the West End and in Spain, as well as music and travel. After joining U3A, they both hope to take up a range of other activities.

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Sweet Peas for spring colour by

Dick Handscombe Active gardener and author

SWEET PEAS grow spectacularly well in Spain and that November is the best month to plant them.

Sweet peas, ‘lathyrus odoratus’ can grow within mixed beds, up walls, fences, in large pots supported by canes, intertwined into later flowering climbers as well as on dedicated cane frames in the flower garden or around the orchard or vegetable plot. Dwarf varieties can be grown in pots or window boxes and at the front of mixed flower beds.

Normal climbing varieties climb to a height of around two metres or the dwarf bush varies. There are dozens of varieties now available in all shades of single or mixed colours.

Choose your seeds carefully. Unfortunately the choice of seeds available in garden centres in Spain is limited so consider buying from the UK specialists Robert Bolton and Son, telephone: 0044 1440 785246, fax 788000.

Plant directly in the ground or in pots from the middle of November to December: the earlier you plant the earlier the spring display. This is particularly important if you plan to plant in the vegetable plot and want to plant follow on crops as soon as they stop flowering. They are

very frost-hardy.

Sweet peas do best in a rich, well-drained soil, so prepare for planting as follows: In the open ground rake a shallow trench and work in well-rotted compost or manures to the top twenty centimetres of soil.

In pots - prepare a potting mix comprising 60% rich soil, 30% peat substitute and 10% coarse sand. At same time prepare the beds for planting out plantlets as above.

Before planting seeds, soak them in water overnight.

Some varieties germinate faster if the seeds are filed.

Read and follow the instructions on the packets carefully.

Plant seeds two to three centimetres deep in the garden in rows or patches, in a trench or in holes placed ten to fifteen centimetres apart. Sow three seeds in each hole, 3-5cm apart in pots and seed boxes to enable seedlings to be separated when planting out.

Give the seeds protection as soon as they are sown by covering seed beds, placing slug pellets, netting to protect from birds and placing mouse traps in the greenhouse.

Keep the soil damp at all times but do not cause the soil

to be over wetted or waterlogged.

Feed fortnightly with an organic fertilizer or a mixed comfrey/nettle feed.

When seedlings have three sets of leaves, nip off the top of the plants including the top pair of leaves to stimulate lateral shoots and bushy plants. Treat aphids immediately with a soap and water spray.

Once flowers form, cut regularly and deadhead uncut flower heads to stimulate a long flowering season.

Sweet peas can flower for several months if tended properly. To achieve the longest displays plant the seeds weekly in the autumn over a period of six to eight weeks.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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White Ribbon Day extravaganza WOMEN IN Business – Spain stages its annual fair to commemorate White Ribbon Day on Sunday 24th November at the Parador Hotel in Javea.

by Jack Troughton The day has a long history and in 1999 the United Nations declared 25th November an International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women and events are held around the world to mark the ongoing problem.

And Women In Business, whose mantra is ‘Stop Domestic Violence!’, will use the proceeds of the raffle and tombola to help victims in four women and children’s shelters.

Entrance is free to the fair, which runs between 11am and 5pm and youngsters have the opportunity to visit Santa’s Grotto and have their picture taken

U3A goes medieval

A Women in Business fair last year

with the man in red – while whispering a wish list for Christmas.

This year Women in Business is taking over two floors of the hotel and there will be more than 70 trade stands to browse.

TEST The upper floor has been reserved for health and beauty treatments and “all things calming”. There will be 12 stands, some offering mini ‘tester’ treatments at 15 minutes for 5€.

Downstairs boasts a fashion show and live entertainment as well as arts and crafts and local traders offering a wide range of goods and services – and it is an ideal opportunity for early

Christmas shopping.

Star prize in the raffle this year is a guitar made by the local craftsmen at Guitarras Francisco Bros of Jesus Pobre. The firm has made instruments for the late Amy Winehouse and actor Tom Hanks.

Women In Business holds three meetings a month along the coast. They usually start at 2pm and finish around 4pm, women do not have to have a business to join and many become members to help charity fund raising.

The meetings are held at: Piazza di Spagna, La Merced, Calpe, on the first Monday of the month; L’Ancora Tennis Club, Javea, on the third Monday; and the Hotel Kaktus, Albir, on the fourth Monday.

CROWDS ENJOYING the annual Medieval Fair at Cocentaina on All Saints Day were joined by 48 members of U3A Vall del Pop. The national holiday insured the maze of narrow streets of the town were filled as people discovered a host of different things taking place.

One area was mainly given over to food stalls selling a huge variety of pickles, cakes, bread, honey, dried fruits and sweets. Barbecues were piled high with mouth watering sausages, ribs and chicken, while there was also a hog roast.

A square in the town was given over to ‘old time’ entertainment for youngsters including a Punch and Judy Show, a wooden ‘big’ wheel, and hand operated swings. All the tall holders were dressed in medieval costume, adding to the atmosphere.

And in the Arab Quarter a belly dancer entertained the crowds while her partner performed a series of unbelievable tricks using knives and other dangerously sharp objects.

The U3A party also enjoyed casting an eye over stalls selling jewellery, craft work and wood turning.

The trip was voted a success with one downside – the sheer numbers of people made it impossible to see everything, so a return visit is being planned.

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Making the right investment decisions by

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

WHEN LOOKING at investing you need to make sure that your decisions are based on your own personal needs and objectives.

DON’T LET your judgment be impeded by the feeling that you should be achieving a return that is unrealistic. Understand the level of risk you are happy with and give yourself realistic timeframes to achieve your goal.

There are some excellent products being offered out there at the moment by Independent Financial advisers for both the cautious and balanced investor, offering rates of return that have the potential to protect you against inflation and make your money achieve significantly greater growth than you could achieve from a Bank deposit for the next few years. If you are a cautious investor, realistically you should be looking at a return of circa 5% after charges and if a balanced investor circa7%.

If you want to preserve your wealth don’t be tempted by the myriad of scam investment schemes that are out there at the moment be it investing in Gold mines, oil companies, shares in Companies, property

investments with guaranteed rental returns, etc.

According to the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), UK investors lose about £200m a year to highpressure investment boiler rooms. It reckons some 10,000 victims are ripped off for an average £20,000.

This is the tip of the iceberg. Many victims do not report losses, perhaps because they are too ashamed, or they know that the perpetrators, usually based overseas, get clean away or their chances of compensation are remote.

Beware the dodgy dealers who phone to sell you investments. No legitimate investment company cold calls potential clients. Some are straight-forward frauds, while others offer real shares but these are nearly worthless or highly risky.

Remember if something seems to be too good to be true is usually always is: the higher the returns offered the higher the risk.

Don’t risk your money, make it work for you - make sure you get the right advice.

If you need independent, impartial investment advice, or would like someone to review your current investments, contact christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com: or call 658 892 330 to arrange a free consultation.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

legal

by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

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Debt collection and clients unpaid invoices I MADE a website for some clients one year ago. They have been delaying the payment with all sorts of excuses, like the economic situation, etc. Now they say that they refuse to pay because the work done is not perfect and there are some mistakes on the web. If I legally claim for the money they owe me, should I prove that the website was handed over in perfects conditions of use?

Although the work was done and the web was handed over to him, your debtor refuses to pay the invoice because he claims that it was done in a faulty way. This is known as the exception of defective fulfillment - that means the debtor recognises that the product or service has been delivered but

alleges that it was defective. It is also known as non rite adimpleti contractus exception.

This exception it is different from the non adimpleti contractus, which relates to the complete lack of fulfillment or non-delivery of the product or service.

In the first one, your case, it is understood that the service was provided inexactly, partially or incompletely.

In reference to your question of whether you must prove that your work was done perfectly… it is the respondent or debtor who must prove the deficiencies, problems or irregularities of the services handed over by the claimant or creditor, because he is not denying that the service was done, just that it was not as agreed by the parties.

Therefore if your client does not want to pay,

he must prove the existence of the defects he mentioned, in the same way that in the cases of building or renovation contracts, it is the owner who must prove the building problems or the bad quality of the materials to justify his lack of payment for work done.

In any case, court precedents state that this exceptio non rite adimpleti contractus should be accepted only when the defects are major in nature and are essential according to the contract, and the claim should be refused if they are insignificant or minor.

If you are in this situation our law firm could assist you. You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

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Education Department axes scholarships mid-course THE EDUCATION Department has axed Erasmus Scholarships for thousands of overseas students in mid-course! More than 5,300 students attached to at least five universities are affected by the decision to remove funding that supports monthly payments of between 100€ and 300€ to students on tight budgets studying on mobility programmes in other European countries. The cut was made on 29th October without warning, leaving students in an extremely difficult financial situation until the end of the year.

The rector of the University of Valencia, Esteban Morcillo, said: “This measure will affect a large group of students in leading universities throughout Europe: they will be left in a very difficult and complicated position.” Morcillo added that at least if the changes had been taken at the start of the next course, students could have adjusted their budgets accordingly.

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Rocamer’s new funeral insurance plans and offices IT’S A fact of life that unfortunately, one day we are all going to die. And no matter what regime we follow, staying healthy, eating right, exercising every day, there are no guarantees for a long life for everyone. An accident, stroke, heart attack or cancer changes things in an instant.

In Spain they approach the matter of funeral arrangements different to the UK. While you can pay thousands for a funeral plan, which you or your family will continue to pay for until it is paid off, one of the best ways to pay for your funeral expenses is to take out an insurance policy against the inevitable. Although the subject is depressing one must look at it from the perspective of those we leave behind; those who will have to deal with your death. None of us would wish to leave our families with the anxiety of arranging a funeral in Spanish and in Spain.

Rocamer is a specialist company who opened two new offices last month in San Pedro del Pinatar and Torrevieja. The family business has been located in San Pedro del Pinatar (Murcia) for over 70 years and they are dedicated to providing professional funeral services, providing a 24 hour service, 365 days a

year, that includes exhumation, cremation, transportation, processing of documents and all kinds of services, etc.

Living in Spain you must take onboard that most funeral services take place within 24-hours of passing and not possibly a week later, after funeral plans have been arranged and relatives informed, flights and hotels booked, etc. There are usually language difficulties, not to mention stress and grief of those left behind. This is where Rocamer can assist many expatriates with their 24-hour Emergency Service.

Keith of Rocamer Tanatorios takes control on behalf of bereaved families, making all necessary funeral arrangements for cremation or burial with a religious service in English: death certificates are also obtained on the family’s behalf. They also own their own tanatorio, funeral parlour, which can cut down on your costs.

For insurance there is no registration fee or advanced payment for those up to 69 years old, nothing additional to pay at death and no medical required.

For more information on their new offices and Funeral Insurance, please contact Keith today for a no obligation quote: Tel 650 461 816 or email: keith.rocamer@live.co.uk.

More information on the company at www.rocamer.net

Keith and the MD of Rocamera, Rosendo

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Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

IS CCTV surveillance a good or a bad thing?

MOST PEOPLE agree that having a watchful eye in our streets and thoroughfares is a good idea. But how far should it go and when does neighbourhood watch become Big Brother?

We have become almost blasé to the fact that we can feature in almost a hundred live performances every day. It’s not just our image that is being recorded and shared, so is our data. In 2011 a new law in the UK stated that the visitor to a website must be made aware of ‘cookies’ and give their consent to their use. Most people had never even heard of a ‘cookie’ before.

However, you might have noticed how spooky it is that the adverts popping up on your screen appear able to read your mind. Of course, it’s not as sinister as this, it’s just those crafty little cookies placed on our hard drive, storing up our browsing habits and interests for future reference.

It’s not just businesses that are making the most of

the information we generate. It’s public authorities and services too. We have seen this kind of information sharing grow over the years in Spain, particularly when it comes to chasing taxes.

It’s quite a task for The Spanish Tax Authority checking that residents and non-residents alike are up-to-date with their taxes. With owners of Spanish property being scattered across the world, tracking down those who are seeking to avoid their obligations is no easy matter.

That’s where the electricity companies and Land Registry come in handy. One of the problems with identifying who should be paying different property taxes is establishing exactly what their residential status is. However, access to your electricity bill means that the tax man can see whether you are living here permanently or not and therefore what taxes you should be paying.

Non-residents have the two property taxes to pay, IBI (council tax) and either imputed income tax or rental

income tax. Residents have only IBI to pay and tax on their personal income.

Cross-referencing your electricity bill with the register of your status at the Land Registry demonstrates whether you really are using your property as declared. For example, if your electricity bill is steady throughout the year it is unlikely that you are a non-resident, and if you are, then rental income tax might be expected.

For some, the sharing of information is an infringement of privacy. For others, it’s one way of making sure that people pay their dues. Either way, the means of watching over you are increasing, whether you like it or not.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

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South Pacific blows into town

By Keith Nicol LOVERS OF Broadway musicals still have time to book their tickets for a very special, one night only performance of the music, South pacific. The Rodgers and Hammerstein musical will be coming to Torrevieja’s Teatro Municipal, on Wednesday 20th November, with the curtain up at 8.00pm.

The Torrevieja Costa Lions Club are promoting this event and all profits from the show will be donated to Reach Out in Torrevieja. There will also be a Prize Draw in aid of Reach Out who help the homeless in the area. The musical will be performed by the accomplished Footlights Theatre Group from Calpe and is guaranteed to be a most enjoyable trip down memory lane. Over the last few years they have delighted local audiences with productions of Cats, Guys and Dolls and Fiddler on the Roff, so this is musical night not to be missed.

South Pacific was originally performed on Broadway in 1949, running for close to 2,000 performances followed by a film version in 1958 that reached a world wide audience. There are numerous songs in the show that have become popular

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standards around the World and are guaranteed to have the audience singing or humming along, long after the final curtain falls. Classics such as ‘Bali Ha”i”’, “There is Nothing Like a Dame”, “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right out a My Hair”, “Younger than Springtime” and

of course “Happy Talk” are but some of show’s classics. To make sure that you get the best seats in the house you will have to be quick as tickets are selling fast. Tickets can be purchased online www.servicam.es or at the box office in front of Teatro Municipal; opening hours

are 11.00am to 1.00pm Tuesday to Friday plus for two hours immediately before the performance.

Tickets are very reasonably priced at 12.00 euros. So if you would like “Some Enchanted Evening” purchase your tickets today.

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El Palmar

EL PALMAR exists for, and because of, rice – the growing, cooking and eating of it.

WELL IT would, sat as it is at the southern tip of the Albufera, Valencia’s freshwater lake and one of the Spain’s biggest producers of the paella’s main ingredient.

Virtually every second building is a café or restaurant but it’s still a pleasing place to wander around, especially if you are building up an appetite. But be warned, if you want to eat there get there early, because it’s so popular that there’s even a coach park.

A secondary business in El Palmar (as it is all around the lake) is the boat trips, out into the lagoon. It’s worth taking one for the few euros worth of tranquillity, and don’t fret about your sea legs; fall out almost anywhere on the water and you’ll only end up knee-deep; that’s why the boats have flat bottoms.

One of the main quays sits alongside the tall octagonal tower of an old rice drying factory; stand at the centre of the bridge that crosses the canal beside it and nothing disturbs the tranquillity apart from a gentle breeze rippling the surface of the dark green water and your hair. Well, it doesn’t ripple mine, because it’s little more than a stubble, but I can imagine it being pleasant nonetheless – which shows how good a memory I have!

At the end of the quay is what looks like an old village washhouse but it’s where the boats are run down a ramp into the water. There’s usually a couple there under repair so you can get an idea of the structure and see why they manoeuvre so well in the shallow water. It’s also the place where old chaps sit in the shade swapping fishing stories. (It’s probably a bit boring swapping rice stories. Can you imagine it, “By gum, I missed a good stalk the other day - half a pan-full if it was a gram - would have made a great photo to hang on the wall…”) Wander into the main square and you’ll find the pretty little Iglesia el Niño Jesús del Huerto, a dolls housesized place, gilded and marbled like a child’s confection, but worth joining the ladies and the priest at mass (not another man entered while I was there, obviously more happily employed swapping yarns of fish and rice at the boatshed or in one of the dozens of cafés in the square).

The narrow street that runs parallel with the main square, Carrer Jesuset de Huerto (‘Jesus’ and ‘Huerto’ seem to be much liked in El Palmar) is accompanied for much of its length by another canal, with shadowy trees overhanging it and views across the rice fields. Vivid green in June as the plants break free of the sodden earth, by August the crop is highlighted by golden touches, almost ready for it to be harvested in September.

It’s a pleasing walk along the Carrer and I always think it’s a great shame that some of the cafes don’t stick a few chairs outside their back door for those quiet souls who care for nothing more than a sit in the sun, cool drink in hand, watching the world and the water go by. As a friend once commented, “The Spanish are uncomfortable in a conversation that doesn’t include at least twelve raised voices.”

Just up the street, at number 56, sits an elderly chap at a small workbench at the door of his garage, where he quietly makes models of barracas, the steep-pitched houses peculiar to the area, carefully weaving fine strands of rice stalk to make the thatched roof. Alongside, he has a display of his other objects d’art; boats, agricultural instruments and fishing nets, a historical world in miniature and a far better pastime than fretwork or burning house names onto bits of wood with a poker. If you’d like to see a full-size barraca there’s one on Calle Vicente Baldon, which looks amazingly out of place surrounded by the modern buildings.

This article is taken from Inland Trips from the Costa Blanca, a series of five ebooks, each of four excursions that cover the whole of the Valencian region. For further information and immediate download from Amazon.co.uk, visit www.spainuncovered.net

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Oliver’s words should be set in stone MY PERSONAL battle to rid the world of everything that is even loosely related to television reality shows is a regular feature in the column and you could well have noticed that movies containing gratuitous violence are also one of my pet hates, and boy have I found myself quite an ally in the shape of none other than top US film director Oliver Stone.

Yes Stone directed ‘Platoon’ and that was a violent movie, but the films he is referring to come from the world of fiction and not fact. Speaking to Forbes magazine Stone said: “The fantasy violence of Man of Steel, the Dark Knight trilogy and others have infected American culture … I’m not saying don’t show violence, but show it with authenticity.” Strong stuff indeed, but it gets quite a lot beefier than that! … Like for example: “…the way it’s infected the American culture is that you young people believe all of this s**t.’… Batman and Superman? You’ve lost your minds, and you don’t even know it!”

Movies ‘Ironman’ and

‘Transformers’ were next in line for Oliver’s vitriolic assault when he said: “I think there might be an Iron Man, and there could be some good stories about war profiteering, some good moral tales … like what the comics put out!”

Then he reached for the jugular again when he added, “But when you’ve reached this height of technology level of a Michael, of a Transformers, I don’t understand the meaning of it and the reason for it.” This is not about just wanting to get back to the days of Supermen changing in a telephone box and Batman and Robin ‘ZAPPING!’ and ‘KERPOWING!’ all over the place, it’s about believability and not selling us a load of high-tech tripe that has replaced a proper storyline and characters with a real character.

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Celebrity clips WHEN I read that Daniel Radcliffe had been confirmed to play Sebastian Coe in movie ‘Gold’ I was a wee bit surprised, then when I saw the two mens’ photos I realised one very good reason why he got the part. The film charts the buildup to the 1980’s Olympics and Coe’s legendary battle with Steve Ovett, a contest that was full on blood and thunder and then some … can’t wait!

This item goes back into the gratuitous violence area and highlights a very worrying knock on effect. Cameron Diaz, Milla Jovovich and Meryl Streep have been tipped to star in ‘The Expendabelles’, and no! That was not a spelling mistake! The movie is yet another cheap shot at dollar hunting and plans to ride on the back of The Expendables starring Sly, Arnie, Van Damme etc... Wake up! … Stop watching this bilge!

Rumours have been abound that some comedy quiz shows are set up and very bravely comedian Ross Noble has come out and stated in the Radio Times that Mock of The Week is rehearsed. “There are no notes in a wide shot of ‘Have I Got News for You’ … wide shot on Mock the Week? There are A4 pages spread out if you look at the desks in front of them … oh dear, oh dear!

There’s a 19-year-old singer guitarist called Jake Bugg who is starting to pop up all over the place including on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man show recently. He was on the same show as Britney Spears and was amazed at how all her hangers-on treat her like royalty, telling the Daily Star: “They should let people be who they want to be, not turn them into some superstar.” Well said, laddie.

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8th November - 14th November

FRIDAY 8th November BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Remembrance Week 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Escape to the Country 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Indian Doctor 16:00 Pressure Pad 16:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Citizen Khan 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:20 Bluestone 42 24:50 The 13th Warrior

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:30 Homes Under the Hammer 08:30 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 Real Rescues 10:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 11:00 Question Time 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Cold War, Hot Jets 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Later with Jools Holland

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Off the Beaten Track 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Nation’s Favourite Elvis Song 23:30 ITV News 24:00 ITV News Central 24:05 Wanted

07:25 The Treacle People 07:35 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Beat My Build 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:50 Escape to Athena 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 22:30 Man Down 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Stand Up for the Week

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 The Mentalist 16:15 Meltdown: Days of Destruction 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Chris Tarrant Goes Fishing 21:00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 22:00 Greatest Kids’ TV Shows

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 Up All Night 08:50 Ben and Kate 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 22:00 Quantum of Solace 24:10 2 Fast 2 Furious

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07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Shooter 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

SATURDAY 9th November BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Saturday Kitchen Live 11:45 The Lord Mayor’s Show 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:00 Live Rugby League World Cup 17:30 Final Score 18:25 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 18:40 Pointless Celebrities 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing 21:00 Atlantis 21:50 The National Lottery Live 22:00 BBC News; Weather 22:15 The Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance 23:50 Match of the Day

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:30 Ann Vickers 08:45 Double Dynamite 10:05 The Sky at Night 10:25 Reel History of Britain 10:55 The Life of Birds 11:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 12:30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 13:15 The A to Z of TV Cooking 14:00 Live MotoGP 15:00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 18:00 Live International Rugby Union 20:30 The Irresistible Rise of Boris Johnson 21:30 Dad’s Army 22:00 Hello Quo 23:20 TOTP2 24:05 Rescue Dawn

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Canimals 08:10 Canimals 08:15 Canimals 08:25 Sooty 08:35 Horrid Henry 08:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 09:15 Bottom Knocker Street 09:30 Munch Box 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Saturday Cookbook 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:30 Surprise Surprise 13:35 All Star Family Fortunes 14:30 Doc Martin 15:30 Catchphrase 16:15 Star Wars Episode IV: a New Hope 18:35 ITV News Central 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 New You’ve Been Framed!

19:30 Fool Britannia 20:00 The Chase 21:00 The X Factor 22:35 Jonathan Ross Show 23:35 ITV News and Weather 23:50 FA Cup Highlights

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Volleyball 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 American Football Show 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 Heston’s Feast 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:05 Come Dine with Me 17:35 Come Dine with Me 18:05 Come Dine with Me 18:35 Come Dine with Me 19:05 Come Dine with Me 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 21:00 Grand Designs 22:00 Predators 24:05 Dog Soldiers

07:00 Childrens TV 08:40 City of Friends 08:55 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 0:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25 Roary the Racing Car 10:40 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11:35 Slugterra 12:00 The Dog Rescuers 12:30 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 13:30 Columbo: Suitable for Framing 15:05 Columbo: Dagger of the Mind 17:05 Silverado 19:40 5 News Weekend 19:45 2012 22:35 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments

07:00 Coronation Street 09:05 Emmerdale 12:05 The X Factor USA 14:00 The X Factor USA 14:55 The Hot Desk 15:05 Peter Andre: My Life 16:05 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 17:10 You’ve Been Framed!

17:40 You’ve Been Framed!

18:10 You’ve Been Framed!

18:40 The Borrowers 20:30 DragonHeart 22:35 The Xtra Factor 23:35 Celebrity Juice 24:25 Fake Reaction

07:00 Switched 07:25 Ugly Betty 08:10 Charmed 09:00 90210 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Rules of Engagement 11:30 Rules of Engagement 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:35 The Mindy Project 13:05 Made in Chelsea 14:10 The Big Bang Theory 14:40 The Big Bang Theory 15:10 Rules of Engagement 15:40 Rules of Engagement 16:10 How I Met Your Mother 16:40 How I Met Your Mother 17:15 Aliens in the Attic 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:30 Suburgatory 21:00 New Girl 21:30 New Girl 22:00 The Wedding Date 23:45 The Inbetweeners 24:20 The Big Bang Theory 24:50 Rude Tube

SUNDAY 10th November BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 08:40 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:20 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 13:25 Sunday Politics 14:40 BBC News 14:55 EastEnders 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:15 Points of View 17:30 Songs of Praise 18:05 Remembrance Week 18:55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:20 Countryfile 20:20 Strictly Come Dancing 21:00 The Paradise 22:00 Richard Hammond Builds a Universe 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:45 Rugby League World Cup

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:25 They Won’t Believe Me 09:00 Alan Titchmarsh’s Garden Secrets 10:00 Gardeners’ World 10:30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:00 Rugby Union 13:00 MOTD2 Extra 13:30 Live MotoGP 15:00 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 18:00 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 18:30 Coast 19:00 Flog It! 20:00 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 21:00 Africa 2013: Countdown to the Rains 22:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 23:00 QI 23:30 Notes on a Scandal

07:00 Childrens TV 08:15 Canimals 08:25 Sooty 08:35 Horrid Henry 08:50 Big Time Rush 09:15 Bottom Knocker Street 09:30 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Inside the National Trust 11:30 Sunday Side Up 12:30 Sunday Scoop 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:45 Countrywise 14:00 Fool Britannia 14:30 Live FA Cup Football 17:30 Downton Abbey 18:35 Prize Island 19:35 ITV News Central 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Surprise Surprise 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 Downton Abbey 23:35 ITV News and Weather 23:50 FA Cup Highlights 24:35 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 American Football Show 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 14:00 The Big Bang Theory 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Simpsons 15:30 The Simpsons 16:00 The Simpsons 16:30 Gadget Man 17:00 The Golden Compass 19:05 Channel 4 News 19:25 The Political Slot 19:30 Digging the Great Escape 21:00 Secret History 22:00 Homeland 23:05 Was It Something I Said?

23:35 Toast of London 24:05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:30 Roary the Racing Car 10:45 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 11:35 Slugterra 12:00 5 News Special 12:05 Lost Heroes of World War One 12:25 Britain’s Secret Schindler 13:25 Goering’s Last Secret: Revealed 14:25 All I Want for Christmas 16:05 Jack Frost 18:00 White Fang 2: The Myth of the White Wolf 20:00 5 News Weekend 20:05 Rush Hour 22:00 Justice 24:10 Cleaner

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 Emmerdale 10:40 Coronation Street 13:10 The X Factor 14:50 The Xtra Factor 15:50 Two Weeks Notice 17:50 Mr Bean’s Holiday 19:45 Kindergarten Cop 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Coyote Ugly

07:00 Switched 07:20 Make It or Break It 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:55 Charmed 09:50 How I Met Your Mother 10:20 How I Met Your Mother 10:55 Hollyoaks 13:30 Made in Chelsea 14:35 Rules of Engagement 15:00 Rules of Engagement 15:30 The Mindy Project 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 2 Broke Girls 18:30 2 Broke Girls 19:00 Rules of Engagement 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Day the Earth Stood Still 23:00 Drifters 23:30 The Inbetweeners 24:00 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies

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monday 11th November BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Neighbourhood Blues 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Escape to the Country 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Pressure Pad 16:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Caught Red Handed 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Ripper Street 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:20 Citizen Khan 24:50 Graham Norton Show

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:30 Homes Under the Hammer 08:30 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 Real Rescues 10:00 Watchdog 11:00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 11:30 Click 11:55 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Rugby League World Cup 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:00 Cagney & Lacey 16:45 Are You Being Served?

17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:45 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 The Choir: Sing While You Work 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 A Mother’s Son 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Agenda 24:10 Animal Heroes

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Beat My Build 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 13:25 Carry On Dick 15:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Health Freaks 22:00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

23:00 Fresh Meat 23:50 Cardinal Burns 24:20 Man Down 24:55 Rory Peck Awards 2013

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Woman with 40 Cats - and Other Pet Hoarders 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:10 Mary Higgins Clark’s Remember Me 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront 21:00 The Gadget Show 2:00 Got Thin - Got Fat Again!

23:00 Under the Dome 23:55 Out for Justice

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 Up All Night 08:50 Ben and Kate 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Peter Andre: My Life 23:00 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 New Girl 21:30 New Girl 22:00 Rude Tube 23:00 Made in Chelsea 24:10 Drifters 24:40 2 Broke Girls

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tuesday 12th November BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Neighbourhood Blues 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Escape to the Country 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Pressure Pad 16:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The Escape Artist 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Imagine

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08:35 Saints and Scroungers 09:20 Real Rescues 10:05 Antiques Roadshow 11:05 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Rugby League World Cup 14:30 Coast 15:30 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:00 Cagney & Lacey 16:45 Are You Being Served?

17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:45 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 Strange Days: Cold War Britain 23:00 Hebburn

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Aussie Animal Island 21:00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 22:00 Missing Without Trace 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Exposure

wednesday 13th November

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Neighbourhood Blues 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Escape to the Country 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Pressure Pad 16:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 DIY SOS 22:00 Britain on the Fiddle 23:00 BBC News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Film 2013

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07:30 Homes Under the Hammer 08:30 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 Real Rescues 10:00 The Wonder of Dogs 11:00 Plan It, Build It 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 We Dive at Dawn 14:35 Cash in the Attic 15:20 Floyd on France 16:00 Cagney & Lacey 16:45 Are You Being Served?

17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:45 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 Tudor Monastery Farm 23:00 The Culture Show

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07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Being Poirot 24:35 River Monsters

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:55 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Beat My Build 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Bites 13:15 Sea of Sand 15:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 The Sound of Musicals 23:00 Masters of Sex 24:10 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut

07:00 Childrens TV 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Mystery Woman: In the Shadows 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 20:30 The Dog Rescuers 21:00 Cowboy Builders 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Castle 24:00 Body of Proof 24:55 Countdown to Murder

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 Up All Night 08:50 Ben and Kate 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Peter Andre: My Life 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Celebrity Juice

E4 07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Rules of Engagement 22:30 Happy Endings 23:00 The IT Crowd 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

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07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:25 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Beat My Build 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 13:10 Malta Story 15:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Grand Designs 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Gogglebox 23:45 Micky Flanagan: The Out Out Tour 24:45 Drifters

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 09:55 Milkshake! Monkey 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Cowboy Builders 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Murder 101: Locked Room Mystery 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 21:00 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 22:00 JFK’s Secret Killer: The Evidence 23:00 Dirty Harry

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 08:25 Up All Night 08:50 Ben and Kate 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Coyote Ugly 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 The Sweetest Thing

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 ‘Crocodile’ Dundee 23:00 Misfits 24:05 Made in Chelsea

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07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:35 Homes Under the Hammer 08:35 Saints and Scroungers 09:20 Real Rescues 10:05 Dive WWII: Our Secret History 11:05 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 The War Bride 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 Floyd on France 16:00 Cagney & Lacey 16:45 Are You Being Served?

17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:45 Fred Dibnah’s World of Steam, Steel and Stone 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 The Science of Doctor Who 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Britain’s Secret Treasures 22:00 Breathless 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Day Kennedy Died 24:50 Jonathan Ross Show

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Beat My Build 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Bites 13:15 The Last Frontier 15:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 22:00 Bedlam 23:00 Bouncers 24:05 Dispatches

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 By Appointment Only 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Benidorm ER 22:00 Countdown to Murder 23:00 Person of Interest 24:00 Born to Kill?

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 Up All Night 08:50 Ben and Kate 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 22:00 Tricked 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Suburgatory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 2 Broke Girls 22:30 Drifters 23:00 Educating Essex 24:05 How I Met Your Mother

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Life spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Step by Step Spanish -56

Conditions part 2 WE FINISHED last week’s article with the unlikelyl proposition that I might win the lottery and subsequently travel round the world. “Si yo ganara la lotería, viajaría alrededor del mundo.” As you can well imagine, this did not happen, and in fact the sentence itself already gave you that clue “If I won the lottery, I would travel round the world”.

The whole thing sounds highly unlikely!

This is an example of a “second conditional” sentences. Let’s go back to our original examples as I think they are clearer.

- “If he studies, he will pass the exam” (First conditional – likely to happen).

- “Si estudia, aprobará el examen”.

- “If he studied, he would pass the exam” (Second condition – unlikely to happen).

- “Si estudiara, aprobaría el examen”.

Now for the third type of conditional. Here is it, in English first: - “If he had studied, he would have passed the exam”.

In this sentence we have a condition that is completely impossible

to fulfill. Why is it impossible? - because it refers to something that is already in the past and therefore cannot be changed. He didn’t study therefore he didn’t pass the exam. The only thing we can now say is that “if” he had studied, things would have turned out differently. It is a structure which expresses regret about the past, looking back and saying how things could have turned out differently if certain conditions had been fulfilled. Now this is how we say this in Spanish – hold tight …

- “Si hubiera estudiado, habría aprobado el examen”.

This sentence contains two compound verb forms. You don’t want to know what the first one is called in Spanish – but I feel obliged to tell you that its name is the “pluscuamperfecto de subjuntivo”. It’s made up of the imperfect subjunctive of the auxiliary verb “haber” plus the past participle of the main verb. The second compound form is called the “condicional compuesto” or the “conditional perfect” and is made up of the conditional form of “haber” and the past participle of the main verb.

That’s it – I refuse to get any more complicated than that. The best thing is not to express any regrets, ever. Just don’t look back at all, and you won’t have to say one of these sentences. Next week we’ll have a change of topic – I promise.

The LPA Dog Show THE LITTLE Pod Association is a registered animal charity caring for abandoned and mistreated animals in and around Orihuela Costa, with two charity shops in the La Zenia/ Los Dolces CC (near the Villamartin underpass).

In response to Orihuela Council’s request for help with its Feral Cat Programme, the Little Pod Association is to host a Charity Dog Show at Finca La Castellana, San Miguel de Salinas, on Sunday 17th November, with twelve classes from Best in Show to Most Waggiest Tail!

Registration is open to all at just 10€ per dog for as many classes as you want. Registration starts at 10.30am with the first class at midday. It will be a fun day for all the family with lots of stalls and things to do.

Follow signs from the roundabout in San Miguel near the site of the market or call into the shop for directions or entry forms. Call 660 832 360, see us on Facebook or visit: www.littlepodassociation.com

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Littlejohn’s Britain A SATIRICAL columnist’s life is not always a happy one but it does give one the opportunity to throw a few bottles from the back when political transparency shines through the guff that we are fed each day by the people we elected to run the country – no, OK, not if you’re an expat in Spain and have been out of the UK for 15 years or more – but perhaps that’s why we’re here. I know from experience – remember when I wrote Gilly Beaumont’s column for CBN? – that outspoken columnists are often detested by those who don’t agree with their critiques but Littlejohn disarms the opposition with a hilarious savagery that no one can ignore. There’s no doubt we need people like Littlejohn in a society where false democracy and hypocrisy hold sway. His cast of characters, including Two Jags, the Wicked Witch, Captain Hook, and the Mad Mullah of the Traffic Taliban are now part of the fabric of the nation. Littlejohn ridicules the country Britain has become since New Labour began the rot back in the ‘90s. Who can deny that the policy of the petty regulations and the petty interference of bureaucracy, continued today by equally self-centred politicians under another banner, has driven many true hearts of oak from their native shores? Who can deny that any government in power will do nothing against burgeoning immigration Copyright: Richard Littlejohn Publisher: Hutchinson (paperback) Price: 20.80€ ISBN: 978 0 091 79568 9

Suduko Answer

as long as it wants the immigrants’ votes?

It’s not just sun and sand that made many of us pack our belongings in a crate and leave Britain to festering immigration and welfarism all those years ago. My review copy is in hardback but I don’t doubt a cheaper paperback is available. Just ask Gil Gatoff, who sponsors this column from Librería Europa in Calle Oscar Esplá 2, Calpe, telf: 95 583 5824.

Stars 1:10 10 Sock it to ‘em, Dick.

Life recipe

Chicken, leek and mushroom pie

• 400g boneless chicken thigh meat, cut into chunks • 2 rashers of streaky bacon cut into strips • 1 medium onion roughly sliced • 2 medium leeks, trimmed and cut into 5cm lengths • 200g button mushrooms, quartered • 1tsp dried mixed herbs • 250ml chicken stock • 100ml milk • A 500g pack of frozen puff pastry, defrosted • Oil • Salt and pepper • 1 egg, beaten 1. Pre-heat the oven to 190°C. 2. Fry the bacon pieces in a large frying pan then set aside. Fry the chicken pieces in the same pan with a little oil until lightly browned. Remove from the pan and set aside.

3. Fry the onion, leeks and mushrooms until just soft. Return the chicken and bacon to the pan and add the herbs.

Season with salt and pepper. Sprinkle with the flour and mix well then stir in the stock and milk and heat until the mixture thickens.

Reduce the heat to low and simmer for 10-15 minutes. Transfer the mixture to a shallow ovenproof dish and allow to cool.

4. Roll out the pastry until just large enough to cover the dish then lift on top of the dish, pressing down the edges. Brush with the beaten egg then bake for 20-25 minutes until golden brown.

Serves 4, Preparation time: 20 minutes, Cooking time: 35 minutes.

If you have a recipe you would like to share with RTN Readers, email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

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An attractive craft fair in the middle of Alicante IF YOU fancy buying exclusive but not expensive Christmas presents before the rush, take a trip to Alicante town centre.

There, in the Avenida Federico Soto, more or less in front of the Corte Inglés, some 40 stalls with real ‘Artesanía de Autor’ work will set up shop. ‘Artesania de Autor’ means the person selling the work is the person who made it: nothing imported and nothing from a factory.

A good variety of ceramics, leatherwork, paper, silver, macramé, wood, original jewellery, fabrics, forged iron, handbags, cushions and wooden toys are all found in their markets.

The Craft Market will be set up in the Avda. Federico Soto, open on Friday 8th, Saturday 9th and Sunday 10th November, from 11am to 2pm and from 5pm to 9pm.

Many (but not all) stalls will stay open from 11am to 9pm, as will the big department stores in this rather up-market part of Alicante which also stays open on Sunday.

Find out more by phoning 639 979 678 (English spoken) or having a look at www.amata.es which has an English section.

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Golf day chips in

CANCER CARE Javea raised more than 3,000€ with a successful Charity Golf Day at Oliva Nova Golf Club. The total was reached with every player donated 5€ to the charity when paying their green fees, sponsorship of all 18 holes, a raffle, auction and donations. Cancer Care Javea thanks everyone for taking part and supporting the event “who helped make this a memorable and very successful fund raiser.”

Pictured is one of the organisers Maggie Mackenzie with members of the ‘Sledgers and Shankers Golf Society

Christmas Raffle for MABS FIESTA CRAFTS in Javea has launched a Christmas raffle in aid of the MABS Cancer Support Group – with sales of tickets at 2€ each going to the charity.

The raffle will be drawn on 14th December and first prize is a Kindle ‘Paper White’ and second prize a large hamper of sweets.

It is a busy month for MABS; on Sunday (10th November) it is staging a Christmas Fair at Iron Art in Gata de Gorgos, where the MABS Christmas Memory Tree will be unveiled.

And on Saturday 23rd November London Fashions of Orba and Jalon is staging a fashion show at El Cid’s, Benidoleig. Doors open at noon and admission is 2€, there is a raffle, and all proceeds go to the charity.

MABS is also holding a Book Fair on Saturday 30th November at Iceland Javea between 10am and 4pm.

Remembering Balaclava

By Jack Troughton MEMBERS OF the Costa Blanca Branch of the Royal Society of St George held a dinner dance to commemorate the Battle of Balaclava which took place on 25th October in 1854.

More than 50 members and guests were welcomed to the Toscamar Dance Cafe in Javea by Chairman Bob Hunt and enjoyed an excellent meal before dancing to the music of Mike Ward.

And Vice-Chairman Gaby Ferenczy reminded everyone of the history of the Crimean War with an interesting speech on the action at Balaclava – which included the disastrous Charge of the Light Brigade.

The society’s next event is the branch Annual general Meeting on Saturday 22nd February 2014 at the Cumbre del Sol Restaurant.

Anyone interested in joining the branch and enjoying snippets of English tradition and history can contact Maggie Dennis on 96 619 7324.

Life horoscopes Venus squares with Uranus and the focus is on your fifth house of psychic energies and forewarnings. You are being shown a probable alternative right now, and it is high time you took advantage of the inner you and what this can mean in the weeks ahead. Making up your mind will be a determined process, you must take all the time you need.

Mercury’s Direct in your opposing sign of Scorpio brings you a double whammy. Things could not be better as for once all is in place to kick start your next venture.

Simultaneously Mercury is primed and in pole position to lend a firm hand whereby your vital communication is brought to a new level, exposing your determining talents.

08-14 NOV 2013 Kenny Corris www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 Telephone: 965 878 424

The three major events in the Cosmos this week are directed deliberately by your planetary leader, Venus. The squaring of Uranus, the sextile of Chiron and the conjunction of Pluto serve to elevate you to new and dizzy heights. A hefty dose of self love accompanies each action and it seems to be what you both want and need right now.

Mercury Directs whilst Pluto divides you, making you feel as if you have to make up your mind about something that has started to show cracks. Whilst nobody could blame you right now, they are all waiting for you to make up your mind so that then they can have their say. Do whatever you feel needs to be done and have no regrets.

Mercury takes on actions with a bias towards your creativity and your new way of working. If it feels good then do it, because the time is right and you now have an appreciative audience around you. Finding new direction and harnessing your newly found energies there is far more in the equation then meets the eye and that’s inspiring.

Mars and Saturn are spinning across the Cosmos each with different ideas as to what comes next. Both have, “take on’s” that could greatly affect you, but each are at loggerheads as to what your next move could be. Avoid conflict and do what feels right, you are involved but you are not responsible and your own opinions matter more.

Since the Jupiter retrograde you have been questioning and hesitant, and it is only because you sincerely want to make a good impression. Above all be yourself, and others will like you best the way that you truly are. Taking things to the next level and doing things your way are the solutions you will make and they are so needed!

The selfish pride of others has allowed you to find your own solutions but you cannot spend any further time walking on eggshells and wasting your time. All would be well in a different World, but then you have both feet on the ground and a brief to make a difference. Blame any negative vibrations felt on a Capricorn and Pluto shift midweek.

With both Venus and Pluto vying for your attentions this week, remember that love conquers all in the end. Pluto is intent on playing Devil’s Advocate, but oddly enough does appear to have your interests at heart for a change. Venus loves you and wants you to inflame your passions and desires at all costs, have fun above all!

Mars is at your side and taking on both Saturn and Scorpio.

This could be a recipe for disaster but not in your capable hands, and not now. Nothing could go wrong this week as you have developed strategies that show you bathed in the light of a new destination. You have invested in a future whereby you can call the shots and just be yourself.

Neptune Directs and is immediately at home in the safety and security of your tender and loving heart. This Direct serves to knock you for six, and it is vital that you do not sign any contracts or agreements until after the weekend, preferably not before midweek. You are empowered and inspiring and you will enjoy the energy!

If it’s your birthday this week

Your ever loving heart is open and vulnerable just now, but you are about to experience a new level of care and affection which bode you well for a romantic start to the astrological year ahead.

Quick or Cryptic Crossword Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 51.

Uranus has Arian energies and is doing nothing to soften the blow as you have to very gently let somebody down this week. Using your own enterprise and gut feelings you have to uphold the truth, and you would be lying to yourself if you allowed things to continue as they currently are.

Wanting the best, it is kinder to nip this in the bud.

QUICK ACROSS 7. Understanding (13) 8. Glue (8) 9. Merit (4) 10. Cat food (6) 12. Severe test (6) 14. US inventor (6) 16. Annual (6) 18. Suffer (4) 20. Store-house (8) 22. Public notice (13) QUICK DOWN 1. Section of an orchestra (8) 2. Oration (6) 3. Fairy (4) 4. Rite (8) 5. Climb (6) 6. Indigent (4) 11. Inviolability (8) 13. Magnetic (8) 15. Reconnoitre (6) 17. Adopt (6) 19. Whirlpool (4) 21. Comfort (4)

CRYPTIC ACROSS 7. Sound way of communicating (2,4,2,5) 8. Travelling companion? (8) 9. Boats wrecked by a wind (4) 10. Cultivated Scandinavians (6) 12. Naughty ladies men dream of (6) 14. Key member of the office staff (6) 16. Decorate without a central point and it becomes gaudy (6) 18. It needs a nut to swallow in haste (4) 20. Not for heavy drinkers? (5,3) 22. Fagin’s pupils were members of it! (8,5) CRYPTIC DOWN 1. At the roadside, incidentally (2,3,3) 2. Drop it, perhaps, being apathetic (6) 3. Thought I’d get an early start (4) 4. Expressing willingness to make some sacrifice (8) 5. Fashion that is going out (6) 6. Game unsuitable for women (4) 11. Agreeing upon, and paying, one’s debts? (8) 13. Upright but lacking energy (8) 15. Eventually observing the correct rhythm (2,4) 17. What a snake may do to make one nervous (6) 19. It’s yours and mine in due course (4) 21. An original Christmas gift (4)

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Life health

By Alan Gilchrist

Fast Track your way to a healthier future!

“I VISITED Alan for help with stopping smoking.

15 years later I am still off the cigarettes – haven’t touched one since! I struggled for years, trying everything available - nothing worked. I took one session with Alan and religiously listened to his tape. I would highly recommend Alan. Thank you for everything… Christopher…”

People know that if they stop smoking they will save thousands of Euros over the year as well as add years to their lives. So why do people continue to smoke despite the health warnings?

Human beings are creatures of habit - they know that a habit such as smoking is bad for them yet against good advice they continue to do it anyway…! Smoking causes damage to the body and even light smoking can cause lung problems.

Habits are formed, creating associations with cigarettes with food and alcohol, even driving a car.

Perhaps more importantly cigarettes become part of a ‘coping mechanism’ to deal with emotional pressures such stress or boredom. A smoker will reach for a

cigarette to try to feel better. The truth is cigarettes are a false friend that can eventually kill them!

Millions have successfully stopped smoking using standard hypnosis: over the years I have helped many thousands of people to do so. However, using Fast Track Hypnosis & Laser Therapy the success rate of quitting smoking is increased even more!

Why don’t smokers quit? Many do quit but few stay off cigarettes for long. Smokers do understand that by smoking they are causing problems to their health but the fear of withdrawal keeps them from stopping – they fear failure.

SOCIAL CHANGES Social attitudes have changed dramatically in the last few years. Even governments and companies are taking an extremely strong stance about smoking and have banned it in work places and even outside their premises. With Fast Track Hypnosis and Laser Therapy a smoker can quit without having to go through traditional and long, drawn out processes - all this is achieved in

ONE 30 minute session. And the beauty of Fast Track Hypnosis and Laser Therapy put together in this unique combination is that feelings of deprivation are removed.

‘According to the largest ever scientific comparison of ways of breaking the habit, Hypnosis is the most effective way of giving up smoking. Willpower, it turns out, counts for very little’.

(New Scientist: Issue 1845) Results included 48 studies of hypnosis covering 6,000 smokers.

“Alan, I just wanted to thank you. I am amazed by how easy it has been. I have not had one craving and feel so much happier and healthier. This has completely changed my life. I will be forever grateful…M”

Alan and Jonathan hold their Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Quesada and Benidorm. Alan is also the Creator of the Stop Smoking in Under 30 Minutes Fast Track System, featured and proven on TV. Jonathan also holds sessions in Spanish as well as English. For an appointment, Brochure, or free-of-charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408: Jonathan Gilchrist on 691 784 954. www.alangilchristinspain.com www.hypnosiscostablanca.com www.thegastroband.com

A close shave

Jeff ‘before’ ...

... and after

By Jack Troughton SILVER HAIRED Jeff Bentley agreed to shave his locks to help this year’s Poppy Appeal and raised 893€ at the Javea Branch of the Royal British Legion’s Fun Day. Jeff and his wife Jean organised the event at Quo Vadis in Javea which raised a total of 2,026€ after a “great day was had by all”.

The branch is holding its annual Remembrance Sunday Service this Sunday (10th November) at 3pm in the Fisherman’s Church in Javea Port.

HELP donates equipment to Benissa Salud THE MEDICO del Centro de Salud Benissa was the latest recipient of equipment supplied by Help of Denia and Marina Alta.

Seven items, including a portable ECG machine, were presented by Help volunteer and translator Linda Arthur on behalf of the charity.

Receiving it on behalf of the medical centre was Tomas Rodriguez Legaz, Director of the Benissa Centre, together with Nurse Dolores Moral Cayuela and Administrava Francisca Gilabert Alberola.

The Director said the Centre was most appreciative of the gifts and they would certainly prove of benefit in the near future.

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Amanda Collins, Dip HE Family Medical Centre, Albir

Socks and underwear again!

TAKE THE strain out of Christmas shopping AT THIS time of year how many couples are looking at each other and wondering ‘what on earth am I going to buy him / her for Christmas?’

As the festivities approach how many men think: ‘I bet it’ll be more socks’, whilst women are thinking: ‘Hope it’s not another ornament or photo frame to dust…’

What better gift to give a loved one than a Complete Health Check?

The aim of a Health Check is early detection of health problems whereby diagnosis may be possible before a person suffers or exhibits signs or symptoms of disease or illness. Early diagnosis often means simpler treatments and may even save your life.

A HEALTH CHECK COMPRISES: First Appointment: Extended consultation with Practice Nurse Review of patient and family medical history Lifestyle assessment Discussion of any particular health concerns Urine Dipstick Test Blood Pressure BMI assessment

Cervical Smear (ladies) ECG (heart trace) to be read by Cardiologist Blood Tests: Full Blood Count Glucose (diabetes screen) Lipid Profile (cholesterol screen) Liver Function Tests Kidney Function Tests Thyroid Function Tests Prostate Screening (gentlemen) Second Appointment: An extended consultation with a GP (family doctor) for a physical examination and a review of findings. The total cost of this Complete Health Check is 298€. At first glance this may seem a lot of money to pay on preventative health care but stop and think…

During the last year: How much have you spent to keep your car on the road?

Maybe you’ve taken a holiday costing more than 298€?

How much have you spent on meals and drinks out?

This article was written by the Family Medical Centre, Albir: for further information or to make an appointment call 96 686 5072.

The more you think about it the more clear it becomes that 298€ is a great investment.

Why wait until you have a heart attack or stroke to discover that your blood pressure and cholesterol are too high?

Why wait until you have irreversible complications such as loss of vision, kidney failure or gangrene to discover that you are diabetic?

Why wait until you’re experiencing distressing symptoms to discover that you have a life threatening illness?

For some, a Complete Health Check will give you reassurance that all is well, but for those who are found to have a medical issue, a complete health check often means early diagnosis, reduced suffering and may even save your life.

Give a loved one the ultimate gift.

Life people

Fright night in Moraira

By Jack Troughton DETERMINED TO make an impact at the annual Halloween bash in Moraira, Georgina and Justin Burke flew out on holiday weighed down with costumes and makeup.

The couple enjoyed last year’s Teulada Moraira Lions Club party so much they booked a return visit – even allowing the children to dress up for a fun evening out.

Staying with their parents, Georgina and Justin from Taunton, decided to throw themselves into the spirit of the spooky goings on in the Church Square.

And they were delighted their hard work resulted in a joint prize in the fancy dress competition – winning the Over 10s category!

Once again the party went with a swing – Michael Jackson’s hit ‘Thriller’ proved an appropriate

soundtrack - and the square was packed with an assortment of witches, wizards, ghosts, and ghouls.

Youngsters enjoyed themselves ‘bobbing’ for doughnuts on a string – apples are so old fashioned – having their faces painted, burning off energy attempting to ‘splat the rat, and jumping on the bouncy castle.

One six-year-old was so engrossed jumping on the inflatable he held up the prize ceremony and had to be enticed to collect his award.

The Lions’

Halloween celebration is free but money is raised to support good causes through a well-supported raffle and donations.

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Christmas cracker!

SUMMER TEMPERATURES and sunshine marked a successful first Christmas Gift Fair for EMAUS on Sunday and helped insure visitors were kept smiling.

The ‘early bird’ event was staged at Salones Carrasco in Javea and 654 people paid 1€ to enter the hall and browse and buy from a variety of stalls.

All the money goes to the charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS and supports the youngsters cared for at EMAUS homes.

And the 654€ raised by the ‘footfall’ was added to with a generous 500€ donation from a Swiss woman, who also presented the charity with bedding for the children, and 195€ from an ongoing raffle to win a television.

The second gift fair is at the end of the month in the Denia Marriott Hotel on Saturday 30th November and Sunday 1st December between 11am and 6pm and organiser Lesley Clark.

Lesley has been organising gift fairs for EMAUs for over 10 years.

“The Marriott is the big event, last year we raised 3,400€ - which means 3,400€ adults visited over the weekend.

“I hope this year is just as busy. I am optimistic there will be over 140 stalls selling a huge range of goods.”

She said Guitarras Francisco Bros from Jesus Pobre – who have made instruments for singer Amy Winehouse and Hollywood actor Tom Hanks – would be at the fair and had donated a guitar which would be auctioned to raise money.

“Amy Winehouse actually came to collect hers and the guitar was the only one stolen from a wall in her house when it was broken into after she died,” added Lesley.

Young children may also be asking parents to buy “old-fashioned” wooden cycles, toys made without pedals.

“I am very pleased with the fair here at Carrasco because it has been very busy – now I am looking forward to the Marriott weekend.

It is hard work but for such a good cause.”

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Life what’s on Enter the spiritual world INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED spiritual medium healer Pauline Kernick is joined by two colleagues for An Evening of Clairvoyance in Moraira on 29th November.

By Jack Troughton ORGANISED BY Teulada Moraira Lions Club Pauline will be joined at Espai La Senieta by Ray Bailey and Carla Kovack for the event which starts at 7.30pm.

Pauline, who lives in Moraira, regularly travels across Spain, Europe and the United States for her work and to meet the demands of her fans.

She has been involved in the spiritual world since the age of five and, after training as a healer, she spent many years building on her experience and establishing her reputation.

Pauline moved to the Costa Blanca in 1998 and five years later was co-founded the Alfaz Del Pi Spiritualist

Church, in the Forum Mare Nostrum, and remains actively involved as it goes from strength to strength.

Joining as a special guest for the night, Ray Bailey is a professional psychic and medium. He discovered, at the early age of eight, his ability to predict the future and has travelled the world demonstrating his skills.

And completing the trio is Carla Kovak, from the Netherlands. As part of her training she attended the famous Arthur Findlay College in London and continues to develop her skills as a medium. Tickets for the evening are 10€ and can be purchased by calling the Lions’ events co-ordinator on 96 574 7343 or by email at tickets.tmlions@gmail.com

Pauline Kernick

Alfas del Pi Music Society presents…

CLASSICAL MUSIC enthusiasts will be delighted to learn that the Alfas del Pi Music Society are to present two concerts in November.

On Saturday, 16th November at 8pm in the Casa Cultura, Alfas del Pi, the so-

ciety will present Chopin piano sonatas played by Pedro and Pilar Valero. The unusual format presents two pianists who will each play half of this concert of romantic piano music.

On 17th November at 12pm in Fun-

dación Frax, Albir, there will be a wind trio of clarinet, flute and bassoon. They will play Mozart Divertimenti.

For more information on both concerts visit www.alfasmusica.com/nextconcert.htm.

Cauldron of fun

available! children and Ladies now Kick Boxing classes for ils! deta Call for

By Jack Troughton A MAGICAL evening was enjoyed by all at Jalon Valley HELP’s Hallowe’en Party, raising 650€ for the charity. Many of the guests arrived at El Cid’s Restaurant in Benidoleig in costume which added to the atmosphere and once the dinner was over the dance hall was filled as entertainers Encore got into full swing.

In addition the raffle was well-supported and a special Hallowe’en Quiz tested everyone’s grey cells.

President of HELP, Elaine Horton thanked her team for their hard work in organising the event and all the guests for supporting the party. Elaine is pictured with the finalists for the best fancy dress on the evening.

The charity’s next event is the Christmas Bazaar in Jalon on Saturday 23rd November. There will be stalls, games, live music from The Nomad, carol singing and refreshments. Visit the website www.jalonvalleyhelp.com for information.

Life music JJ Jones

Neil Diamond Tribute

JJ JONES has been portraying his solo Neil Diamond Tribute Show for nearly 20 years, with his love for the creative writing of Neil Diamond taking him all around the world.

HIS DETAIL on voice, mannerisms and costumes has made him one of the best Neil Diamond Tributes in the world.

JJ has performed his tribute on cruise ships and around Australia with a 7-piece backing band, which he still does when regularly returning to perform in the UK theatres to fund raise for his late daughter’s favourite charity – RSPCA Danaher Centre in Essex. JJ has now brought his one man show to Spain, performing most nights on the Benidorm cabaret circuit and at weekends in the mountain bars and restaurants north of Benidorm. He also has a large repertoire of songs including country, swing, rock making his ‘Music Mix’ Show, as he is an accomplished lead guitarist. For more info phone 622 765 932 – also check out his website: www.neildiamond-tributeshow.com

BOOKINGS FOR NOVEMBER Fri 8th, Tropical Cabaret Bar, Benidorm: 9pm (Every Fri) Sat 9th, Coll De Rates Restaurant (CV715), Parcent: 1.30pm Sat 9th,Haweli Indian Rte, Denia: 9pm: (Neil Diamond Tribute) Sun 10th, Jaspas Bar, Balcon al Mar Javea: 4pm.

(Neil Diamond) PLUS ROB SWEENEY (MICHAEL BUBLE TRIBUTE) Sun 10th, Steptoe’s Night Club, Benidorm: 8.45pm (Every Sun) Mon 11th, Tropical Cabaret Bar, Benidorm: 9pm (Every Mon) Mon 11th, Ambassador Hotel, Benidorm: 10pm Tues 12th, Steptoe’s Night Club, Benidorm 8.45pm. (Every Tues)

Timewarp Duo Tribute Shows HUSBAND AND wife duo Justin James and Jaime Lee are better known as ‘Timewarp’. Both Jaime and Justin have a true talent for singing whether performing haunting ballads, powerful rock anthems or pop classics. They have been performing professionally together for the past 15 years. All Timewarp shows are known for their feel-good and upbeat music for all generations to enjoy, where the audience is invited to relax and sing along or get up and dance the night away.

Phone: 671 354 188 or visit www.timewarpduo.com NOVEMBER GIGS Friday 8th, Bar/Rt., Ca Pep, Orba: 9pm Saturday 9th, Bar Ambiente, Moravit, Moraira: 10pm Thursday 21st, Bar Ambiente, Moravit, Moraira: 8.30pm Saturday 23rd, Pasaje Bar/Rte, Orba: 9pm Saturday 30th, Polaris Golf Resort, Murcia (80’ & 90’s Show)

Wed 13th, Steptoe’s Night Club, Benidorm: 8.45pm (Every Wed) Wed 13th, Tower Lounge, Benidorm: 10.30pm (Every Wed) Thurs 14th, So What Bar, Av. De Europa, Calpe: 9pm (Music Mix) Sat 16th, Bar Bon Appetit, Arenal, Javea: 9pm.

WEDNESDAY 20TH - TUESDAY 26TH NOVEMBER - ON TOUR IN UK Wed 27th, Steptoe’s Night Club, Benidorm: 8.45pm.

Wednesday 27th, Tower Lounge, Benidorm: 10.30pm Fri 29th, Tropical Cabaret Bar, Benidorm: 9pm Sat 30th, Hotel Puerto Juan Montiel, Aguilas: 9pm (Neil Diamond)

Niamh O’ Sheehan

NIAMH OFFERS an energetic performance of popular favourite folk-pop-soulblues - all events catered for - whether you want atmospheric background music during dinner or up-tempo dance music for after dinner. Together with Matthias Coblenzer, both from the band ‘GateCrash’, they are ‘Celtic Knot’, a duo performing an acoustic guitar set with Niamh focusing on singing traditional Irish ballads and folk music. Check out Niamh’s powerful vocals on her website where you will find videos, demos, photos and testimonials: www. costablancamusica.com Theme nights a speciality - i.e. Irish Night! For more information phone: 676 507 791.

GIGS IN NOVEMBER: Friday 8: Paddy O’Connells, Denia. 11 pm. (GATECRASH) Saturday 9: L’Almercera Restraurant, Teulada. 9 pm (Celtic Knot) Sunday 10: Verdolaga, Pedreguer. 7 pm. (Celtic Knot) Saturday 16: Black Beluga, Arenal, Javea. 10 pm. (Celtic Knot) Friday 22: Casinno Bar, Pego. 9 pm. (Celtic Knot) Saturday 23: Haweli Indian Restaurant, Denia. 9 pm (Solo) Friday 29: Casinno Bar, Pego. 9 pm. (Celtic Knot) Saturday 30: Paddy O’Connells, Denia. 11 pm.

(GATECRASH)

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Life tech

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Flash player download HI AUNTY: I was trying to watch a streamed football match, and it would not work unless I downloaded a flash player, so I was informed.

So I downloaded a free one. I have AVG protection, but a program called QVO6 arrived with it. I have tried to remove it with no success. I have removed all the other programs that came with it, with uninstall, but this one will not go! Can you help please Pete Aunty says: Sometimes, on ‘free streaming’ sites you get an ‘advert’ saying you do not have flash installed, when you have, and clicking on the ‘advert’ installs some ‘nasties’, which can be a pain to get rid of.

Firstly, you need to this program from Add/Remove Programs list.

Click the ‘Start’ button -> Settings -> Control Panel ->

Add/Remove Programs. Here, you should look for anything that could be related to Qvo6.com and click ‘Uninstall’.

But that is not all. You also need to remove Qvo6.com from your browsers.

You need to do this as Qvo6 will have changed some of the setting in the browser to that affect your home page and your search engine settings.

How you do it depends on the browser you are using, and these instructions are for Internet Explorer: Click the right mouse button over Internet Explorer’s shortcut (it should be on your Desktop), and choose ‘Properties’.

Locate ‘Target field’ and eliminate all text, which is related to Qvo6 and is entered after ‘C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\ iexplore.exe’.

Open Internet Explorer: go to ‘Tools’-> ‘Manage Add-ons’ -> ‘Toolbars and Extensions’.

Here, look for Qvo6 and click ‘uninstall’. Now open IE ->

Tools -> Internet Option -> General tab. Enter Google or other address to make it the default start page.

Response: Hi Aunty, many thanks, your advice did the trick. I really enjoy your weekly advice in the RTN, picking up some good tips. Once more many thanks. Regards Pete.

Some advice...

HI AUNTY: I enjoy your column every week, many thanks for the tips etc. I am an avid internet surfer with good internet security installed. Never the less I got caught and ask you to please warn other readers of a Malware program that has become quiet prevalent in hidden innocent downloads.

It’s called ‘SNAP.DO’ and is a program that changes the internet program used to surf such as ‘IE’, ‘Safari’ or ‘Chrome’ etc. by re-directing the default search engine ‘Google’ or others to Snap.do’s own search engine, fully laced with adverts, popups and other crap. Changing the address back to my default engine in Network options made no difference. This program is insidious and hard to remove if you do not know in which downloaded program it is hidden.

I had to remove my last week’s downloads, scour my Program and Features file, removing all unwanted advert programs, then a full scan of registry and drives with Avast followed by another full scan with Superantispyware until I finally got rid of it. Keep up the good work.

Regards, Pier.

Aunty says: Thanks for the information.

Third party conflict HI AUNTY - hoping you can help: My laptop is now some two years old running Windows 7. From day one I have had a problem with Windows office starter (English) 2010. When using Windows Word the program persistently stops responding. A window pops up informing that the program will attempt to retrieve the document, and it normally does, but it is a pain in the proverbial as this can happen numerous times whilst trying to write a letter. Robert Aunty says: Usually Word stop responding when there is a ‘3rd party add-in’ that is causing a conflict. In the ‘Word Options’ you have the option to stop, or uninstall these addins: 1. Open Word.

2. Click the Microsoft Office Button: click Word Options, and then click Add-Ins.

3. In the Add-ins box, identify the add-in that you want to enable or disable and note the Addin type located in the Type column.

4. Select the Add-in type in the Manage box and then click ‘Go’.

5. Select or clear the check box for the Add-in that you want enable or disable and then click ‘OK’.

Failing that you could always forget MS Office, and download and use OPENOFFICE. It is free and does everything and more that MS Office does - and is also able to use MS office file formats!

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Ion Duo Deck LP/Tape Player & MP3 Converter THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the ION Duo Deck 2-In-1 Portable Turntable and Cassette Player with USB and built-in speakers.

As the name suggests, the ION Duo Deck is a portable LP/ Cassette player that can be powered from USB/battery/mains and can convert what´s being played to MP3 for use with digital media players. Great, that’s it then, thanks for reading and next week we´ll be taking a look at… no, not enough?

Want to know more? OK then, here goes…

The ION Duo Deck can be used as a stand-alone portable LP/Cassette player powered by USB, the mains or 4 AA batteries. It has a built-in speaker, and is compact and easily portable. There is also a headphone output for personal listening or connecting to a more powerful hi-fi system. It The ION Duo Deck will play LP, EP and single records at both 331/3 & 45 RPM. It features a retractable tone-arm clip for secure, compact travel and a built-in light to help position the tone arm in the correct place on the record. And not forgetting the cassette section, this can handle both standard and chrome cassette tapes - remember those?

But the real bonus is being able to convert whatever you play into digital MP3 files. ION are well known manufacturers in the world of media archiving technology – and the Duo Deck does not dis-appoint. The included EZ Vinyl Converter software has been designed to be feature-packed, yet an easy-to-use solution to help you transfer all of your old music formats to digital files. It is supplied in both Windows and Mac versions, so no worries there then.

The EZ Vinyl Converter software guides you in easy-tofollow steps as you transform your records and tapes to digital MP3 files. You don’t need to stop/start the recording either,

the software features automatic track splitting so you can just let the entire LP or cassette play and you´ll end up with individual MP3 tracks.

The software also features track and album naming and songs are automatically transferred to your iTunes library for ease of transfer to an iPod/iPhone/iPad or for burning to compact disc. EZ Vinyl Converter will also work with other music transfer software such as the freeware Audacity, so you don´t need to be tied to iTunes either.

The Inspectors Verdict: The ION Duo Deck 2-In-1 Portable Turntable and Cassette Player is just what you need to drag all of your LPs/cassettes into the 21st Century and make them available on your digital media player. Now where did I put that 1988 Disco Mega-Mix cassette…

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement – Visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/ion-duo-deck to purchase the ION Duo Deck 2In-1 Portable Turntable and Cassette Player with USB and built-in speakers for 79€. Please note the device is fitted with a UK style 3-pin plug which will require a Spanish 2pin adapter. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Crossword Solutions for 733 CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Opts; 8 Exasperate; 9 News-reel; 10 Siam; 12 Strays; 14 Stigma; 15 Direct; 17 Wagers; 18 Into; 19 Pageants; 21 Crossroads; 22 Owns.

Down: 2 Pedestrian; 3 Sees; 4 Capers; 5 Spills; 6 Dressing; 7 Beam; 11 Admiration; 13 Alehouse; 16 Topers; 17 Wigwam; 18 Inch; 20 Also.

QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Cask; 8 Impossible; 9 Decisive; 10 Each; 12 Gamble; 14 Mutiny; 15 Dilate; 17 Sordid; 18 Once; 19 Contract; 21 Underrated; 22 Ewer.

Down: 2 Alteration; 3 Kiwi; 4 Sprite; 5 Esteem; 6 Director; 7 Mash; 11 Confiscate; 13 Bracelet; 16 Escort; 17 Sanity; 18 Onus; 20 Rude.

U3A Moraira-Teulada GM

THE VENUE for the U3A AGM, Monday 2nd December, is Salon de Banquettes, Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada. The doors will open to Members at 9.30am for a 10.30am start.

As this is an AGM meeting we are unable to receive subscriptions for New members or Renewals. www.u3amoraira-teulada.org

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TALKIN’with BALLS Andrew James Sponsored by “The Three Lions” (Carrer de Manuel de Falla, Albir) The Best Footy Bar on the Costa Blanca; Showing Every Game, Every Week!

The acid test EIGHTH-PLACED Man United host top-of-the-table Arsenal at Old Trafford on Sunday and it’s a game that’ll go a long way to determining how the rest of each club’s season will pan out.

The Gunners are flying at the moment and a convincing win over Liverpool last week will have given them a great deal of confidence. United on the other hand have endured a stuttering start to their season and need something special to happen quickly if they’re going to be in contention around medal time in May. Victory for Arsene Wenger’s men would cement their position as genuine title contenders this year and set them in good stead for what appears to be a tough run of fixtures over the next few weeks while United would surely drop out of the title race because the gap would then be eleven points and certainly too tall a mountain for the Manchester outfit to climb.

A United victory however, would leave them just five points off top spot, would generate some much-needed momentum and Arsenal may begin to worry that upcoming home games against Everton and Chelsea, and Man City away, will eat further into their lead.

So Sunday is a massive game for both clubs in my opinion and as such, unfortunately for us neutrals, it probably won’t be a classic because Arsenal can afford a draw but, if The Gunners leave Old Trafford with maximum points, then David Moyes and United can kiss this year’s Premier League trophy goodbye!

PS. I am well aware of how daft last week’s article has made me look over the past few days!

Friday: Andrew James - ‘even when City win without Kompany, they’re not nearly as convincing.’

Saturday: City 7-0 Norwich (without Kompany) Tuesday: City 5-2 CSKA Moscow (without Kompany) As the title says - ‘Talkin’ Balls!’

THIS WEEK IN “THE LIONS”: Sat 9th Nov: England v Argentina (3.30pm) Liverpool v Fulham (4pm) Chelsea v West Brom (4pm) Norwich v West Ham (6.30pm) Sun 10th Oct: Spurs v Newcastle (1pm) Sunderland v Man City (3.05pm) Man United v Arsenal (5.10pm) Swansea v Stoke (5.10pm) Plus all the action from Spain & Germany!

How does it work?

NOEL’S WORLD OF GOLF

By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Alicante Golf 639 730 891

THE WAY the handicap system works here in Spain has long been a mystery to many of us expatriates who are used to the way things used to work in calculating handicaps in the United Kingdom and Ireland.

We all know golfers who have falsified their handicaps with increases that are unjustifiable in an effort to gain an advantage and win a tournament but last week I was involved in a conversation with a touring professional on the driving range at a tournament and he asked me how so many low handicap golfers here in Spain keep their low handicaps when they cannot shoot below 80 to 85 in tournament play.

This is an even bigger mystery than the cheat who increases his handicap to help him win. There are advantages to clubs having low handicap golfers on their books and the image of the golf club is seen as higher if there are a number of low handicap golfers playing there. Usually the low handicap players will go to a club where they get tougher competition in an effort to improve themselves as golfers and this to me is perfectly

TOUR TALK THE RACE to Dubai is now really hotting up on the European Tour with just two events to go including this weekend’s visit to Turkey. Henrik Stenson was favourite to win easily just three weeks ago but a great finish last weekend in China from Graeme McDowell now sees him within around 200,000€ and I for one would not bet against the Ulsterman making a big move to get even closer this weekend. Over the next two weekends we are set for a thrilling finish to the 2013 European Tour season and the TV is where any golf fan must watch things unfold, it may well be worth a flutter on Justin Rose as well. The Englishman knows how to win and he is in form at the moment.

DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 12th November RTN Weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf 19th November RTN weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf 26th November RTN Weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf 3rd December RTN monthly league match at Alicante Golf & Club Championship

Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com - Free golf lesson for all new RTN Golf members! Sign up now, limited offer

Fishing Maggots End

FC Torry news TORRY ENDED Cullera’s unbeaten home record last Friday, through a goal from Carrasco to consolidate their position in 4th place in the table. On Sunday it is the BIG one when unbeaten run-away league leaders Eldense come to town.

It promises to be a very competitive game and hopefully will end in victory for Torry. The game kicks off at 5.00 pm and you are urged to attend and get behind Torry.

understandable.

The thing that amazes me though is why don’t these low handicappers produce when it matters? Now I know that we are all prone to having a bad day and scoring over our handicap but really; when was the last time any of us shot thirteen or more over our handicaps when sober? These so-called elite players do yet hang onto scratch handicaps; can anyone out there explain why to me so that the next time I am asked such a question I can give e reasonably accurate answer?

THIS WEEK saw the club at the Embalse de Argos for the penultimate time this year. The water level has not dropped since the last time we were there. However, the temperature certainly has, as it was 10º when we arrived. Although the wind was chilly, we were sitting along what we call the ‘sunny side’ and it certainly felt like a summer’s day. The water temperature has dropped as the weights show, but at least the fish are still feeding especially the Barbel. As said before, these are getting bigger and still, even when cold, fight to the net.

We again had a visit from the Seprona (Environmental Police) who checked every angler’s license and insurance and also our Murcia Federation permission.

So as said a couple of weeks ago, if you do not have a license and insurance you are running the risk of being caught.

TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Ian (The Irish Wizard) Dalzell fishing the feeder using pellet with 23.86 kilos 2nd Stan (The Man) Roberts fishing the

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feeder using pellet with 19.78 kilos 3rd Dave (Yours Truly) Hoare fishing the feeder using pellet with 19.54 kilos PLEASE NOTE - The club has some vacancies at present: if you are interested in joining please contact Derek Swann on 96 672 9293 or 603 535 771.

ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS: SUPPLIED BY TERRY SCREEN The ninth round of the Abbey Angling Winter League was fished at Nancy’s 29th October.

The banks have at last been cleared and now it just looks so desolate, barren and wide open but of course there is still all the rubbish of paper bottles and tins etc. left there. And also there is still a lot of water coming out of the irrigation ditches.

It is now a bit lighter in the mornings since the clocks have been altered, making pegging that much easier; the water is still fishing quite well with the three top weights reaching double fig-

ures with feeder and maggot proving to be the best method of the day.

1st Andy (The Web Man) Stevenson with 11.690kgs fishing the pole and feeder using maggot and corn 2nd Ian (The Irish Wizard) Dalzell with 10.850kg fishing the feeder using maggot 3rd Terry (Swing ‘Em) Screen with 10.160kg fishing the feeder using maggot All details are available at www.abbeyangling.com or from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368.

ANGLERS TOGETHER THE OBJECTIVE of Anglers Together was to introduce anglers to each other who otherwise had no one to fish with or didn’t know where to fish.

It was successful in bringing together many anglers who established friendships and which continue to this day.

No meetings are held now but information is still available via anglerstogether@hotmail.co.uk.

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Meet the Velocity Racing title chasers!

COME ALONG and offer your support at the final point scoring race night of the season on Saturday 16th November.

THE ACTION takes place at the Circuito Cartagena oval between 7 and 9pm.

Gates open at 6pm and entry is FREE. For full details, visit www.velocityracing.eu

Lightning ‘vs’ Lightning Driver: Dave Belcher, AKA: Belchi, Car: BMW 300 Series 2L “Started grass track racing at 14 as part of my ‘probation’ conditions to stop me baiting the police in stolen cars! After that, it was anything that moves faster than my own two feet, although no one has been brave enough to let me fly a plane….yet!”

Driver: Nick Kelly, AKA: Nick, Car: BMW 300 Series 2L “Started with carting many moons ago and kept it going for around 12 years. Moved on to stock car racing a year ago … thought it was about time someone gave ‘Belchi’ a run for his money!”

Rookie ‘vs’ Rookie

Driver: Caroline Capel, AKA: Team Caroline, Car: BMW 300 Series 2L “Went to watch a Velocity race meeting one evening and ended up having a go myself – thanks to a surprise organised by my husband. After that I had the bug and a car for Xmas last year!

Driver: Paul Drewett, AKA: Fat Boy, Car: Vauxhall Vetra 1.8L “Started racing 14 months’ ago after wanting to do it for as long as I can remember. Never really had the opportunity until now & figured it would be too expensive – turns out it doesn’t have to be”

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Life cars Citroen C5

THE SIZE of a boot is extremely important, especially if you have a growing family, like me.

And so it is disappointing that so many hatchbacks and saloons lack in this area. Even the Jaguar XJ, whilst having a seemingly long one, does not have the necessary depth for bulky items.

It is therefore refreshing to find that the Citroen C5 has a cavernous boot, large enough to swallow a cumbersome tandem pushchair as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz. I am impressed. Externally the car’s rear doesn’t look ugly either, in fact on approaching it early one morning, from the side it looks like a Mercedes C-class thanks to the similar styling. It is also helpful that the rear seats split and fold as well as featuring a useful hatch for long awkward items to run the length of the car. When I tested the Jaguar XJ last week I was surprised that this model didn’t have split fold rear seats owing to the fact that they were electrically adjustable.

My eyebrows remain suitably raised when I open the doors of the C5 and find the rear windows fitted with sun blinds that easily pull up and down: they effectively shield little passengers Harriett and Heidi from the bright sunshine that has finally decided to appear during the road test.

Inside there is a feeling of being fairly low to the ground thanks to its stance on the road, helping it feel quite sporty. It does seem to be quite a wide car and despite possessing reasonable spatial awareness I find manoeuvring it a little tricky although I’m still able to reverse park into a fairly

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tight spot without trouble.

As regular readers will know, I suffer from a bad back and when I tested the Jaguar XJ last week I foolishly over-used its seat massage function, which has subsequently resulted in severe back pain. Exercise, as always, is helping but this experience has made me even more critical of driver’s seats. The electrically adjustable and heated one in the Citroen could do with a better lumbar support but that’s my only complaint.

The C5 is a capable family car and provides a comfortable ride. However, it is also quite a sporty saloon thanks to a sports mode function, which provides a more punchy performance while its sports suspension switch hardens the ride. The sixspeed auto box can also be used as a manual for greater driving pleasure.

A little way into the test I realise that the striking steering wheel rotates around a fixed column complete with cruise control and radio functions.

This takes a little getting used to, especially if lazy hands rest on it. I have not driven another car with such a unique steering wheel.

2.0 HDI 16V Exclusive (160bhp) (Techno Pack) 4d Auto, new price: approximately 33,603.86€ Facts at a glance: 0-60mph: 9.7secs Top speed: 130mph Power: 160bhp Economy: 45mpg Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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