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April 16 - April 22 2010

Silver rebellion over tax

Costa Blanca pensioners tell RTN of their complaint against recent SUMA bills and why they plan to take their protests to the ballot box. • p5

Restoring the crown jewel

Jack Troughton reports on the improvements needed to restore the ‘jewel’ of the Costa Blanca. p8

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Income Tax in Spain English solicitor Marc White & Carlos Baos answer your questions about income tax in Spain. p26

The Clayton/ Weaver family have been left to their own devices by Ryanair

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Restoring the crown jewel

Carol West from The Kamala Centre answers a readers question about colonic hydrotherapy treatment. p34

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Aunty Virus

Stranded!

by Jan Gamm and Louise Clarke

Regular feature writer Aunty Virus answers your technology questions including a reader who is receiving spam emails p51

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A Volcanic ash cloud is causing chaos, with national and international flights grounded all over Europe and British airspace made a ‘no fly’ zone following an Icelandic eruption on Wednesday afternoon which spewed black

smoke and steam into the air from beneath the Eyjafjallajokull glacier.

Volcanic ash constitutes a major hazard to aircraft and as volcanic ash drifted across Britain from Iceland, all airports in Scotland ceased operation and flights in and out of major airports in England gradually ground to a halt, leaving thousands of passengers stranded. The

disruption to air travel is expected to continue for some time.

And at Alicante’s El Altet Airport, a total of sixteen flights were cancelled yesterday afternoon (Thursday) with more cancellations anticipated over the next few days. RTN was at the airport to find out how the passengers with nowhere to go have been coping.

Whilst it appears that airlines such as Easy Jet and Monarch have done their best to accommodate their passengers and have given them hotels, there were over 500 Ryanair passengers at the terminal who were simply given a letter and told to queue up to book another flight; which they were told could be as far away as Tuesday of next week.

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16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010

Right of way

by Jack Troughton VILLAGERS TOOK to the streets of a Costa Blanca beauty spot to demand an end to the misery they are enduring with the delay in opening a key road.

More than 200 angry residents – nearly half the population – demonstrated in Castell de Castells on Sunday over the continued closure of the CV-720 linking the community with Benichembla, Parcent, Jalon and the coast.

Patience has worn thin over a long winter as successive deadlines have been missed in a project to modernise and improve 5km of the road.

And described as a “total fiasco,” people said it was increasingly likely the latest target – the end of May – would be missed.

RTN was praised for highlighting the growing sense of isolation of Castell de Castells in a front page story at the beginning of March.

Copies of the story were sent to the presidents of Valencia, Alicante, the Diputacion de Provincial de Alicante – which is sponsoring the project - and Mayoress Maria Rosa Perez Gadea. For a time, work appeared to speed up.

But the major complaint of frustrated residents was the lack of communication and having to rely

on gossip and rumour. Local author Harry King said: “The tolerance of Castells residents has run out and more action can be anticipated.

“While everyone in the village is inconvenienced, of particular disappointment is the ‘do nothing, do not communicate’ policy of the local PP party.

“And in the meantime, we are all anticipating another few months taking the long route via Coll de Rates.”

While the road remains closed, villagers and people from communities further inland are forced to take the winding road to Taberna and across the mountain. A normal 20 minute drive to Jalon can now take up to an hour.

Twice during the winter Castells was cut off and RTN was told of an elderly British couple trapped overnight in their car, needing to be rescued by a snowplough and digger: they were caught on the mountainside in blizzard conditions. And the community has found itself an unwelcome destination because of the inconvenience – some deliverymen refusing to take the detour – while businesses in a popular tourist spot were suffering through a lack of customers.

SUFFER Bill and Irene Caley said private

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individuals were also suffering as the extra journey “petrol wise is costing a fortune.”

Irene said it was a nightmare for anyone needing health care and ambulances from Denia could not get to Castells quickly in an emergency.

“It has got to the point there appears to be no end to it,” said Bill.

“The most important part is the lack of communication from the town hall. There is no information whatsoever and we get news second or third hand.

“The constructors seem to be do-

ing lots of work without making any progress. For example, they are busy building some very beautiful walls. A year on and they are still chipping away at solid rock.”

“I don’t think it will be finished by the end of July unless they get their fingers out and get some heavy machinery out here.”

The demonstration was organised by the socialist PSOE party but it was stressed it was not an attack on the mayoress and her PP party but to show Castells was ‘fed up’ with the delay.

However, it was claimed the local PP councillors did not attend because they feared the town hall would lose further government grants by appearing to attack Alicante. Elisco Mezquida Vaquer, the local PSOE general secretary, said businesses already suffering in the recession were being hit by the continued closure of the road. “Businesses of Castell de Castells could soon have a very black future.”

And he warned there could be a tragedy because of delays in emergency services reaching the village.

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Illegal immigrants drown

A SMALL boat carrying 14 people sunk off the coast of Almería last weekend, and 11 people are thought to have drowned. The boat was trying to enter Spain illegally with immigrants from Algeria.

A merchant ship, Liliana, came to the aid of four people struggling to stay afloat, 18 miles from Carboneras. Three were rescued but one drowned.

The survivors were air lifted by helicopter to the mainland – they reported that they had been in the water for hours – two of them were suffering from hypothermia. A search for the remaining passengers began last Tuesday.

Passengers wait to find out when exactly they will be able to get home.

Inset: the information board at the airport showing the cancelled flights

Illegal immigrants enter over land LESS THAN 1 percent of illegal immigrants arrive in Spain by boat, according to a report by the Secretariat of Migration in Orihuela and Alicante (Asti-Alicante). Around 300 immigrants without papers have arrived on the coast of Alicante since the first boats were detected there in 2007 – and there are a total of approximately 42,000 illegal immigrants in the province altogether – meaning that not all of them have arrived via the sea. The report concludes that the importance of the boats (pateras) that bring immigrants is overrated, and in fact that many arrive by bus or plane.

continued from front page ONE FAMILY from Somerset, who were due to fly to Bristol, were completely left to their own devices and given no help or assistance whatsoever. They told RTN: “We arrived at the airport at 08:00 and were actually on the plane when we were told that we would have to get off. We were given a piece of paper and that was it. We have three small children and a diabetic with not enough medication. All Ryanair said was that as

it was ‘an act of God’ they were under no obligation to help us.”

They added: “We have no money left, we have exceeded our overdraft and have no credit on our phone, as well as three small children and a disabled pensioner. It is disgusting that we are being treated like this.”

The family then set off back to Benidorm, from where they had spent their Easter holiday, in search of a hotel that could put them up.

Advantage Back in the terminal, passengers

were getting very frustrated at the lack of information. One passenger said; “We have just been left without any information and some people have been told that they will not be able to get on a flight until Tuesday or Wednesday of next week.”

Tania Seaman was due to fly to Stanstead with her two children after their Easter break. She told RTN: “We have been in the queue for a couple of hours now and we are getting there… eventually!” She added: “It doesn’t help matters when there are only two members of staff on duty!”

Tania plans to take advantage of these additional days. She said: “The kids and I will go off and make the most of our extra two days of holiday and go and explore the area.”

Helicopters In the UK, the ash cloud affected air ambulances in parts of England.

The Yorkshire Air Ambulance and the Great North Air Ambulance’s rescue helicopters were grounded.

The Kent Air Ambulance said it was monitoring the situation but would fly if necessary.

16 April - 22 April 2010

Silver rebellion over tax

Albir residents (from left) Sheila Weir, Frank Maidment, and Norma Morrison

TAX HIKES have been rubbished by angry Costa Blanca pensioners who plan to take their protest to the ballot box in next year’s local elections.

Residents of Alfaz del Pi have seen their bin tax leap 42 percent – while the ‘basura’ bill in nearby La Nucia has risen by more than 25 percent.

And it appears to be a common feature along the coast that town halls are enforcing direct debits for the 2010 tax at least a month early.

This week RTN met a group of Albir residents who complained that without warning the tax had jumped from €70 per year to €97 – and had already disappeared from bank accounts.

And they said they had only paid last year’s bin tax through SUMA to Alfaz del Pi in September.

seem to do so - they just think they can do anything – just bung it on and don’t tell anybody.

“When the elections come up, I will be making my point very clearly. If you vote for this socialist lot again you will get bills increasing without any warning. I am very cheesed off, it‘s a 42 percent increase.”

And Frank, who has lived in Spain since 1980, said not only had the bin tax gone up “it is also being paid in April after paying last year’s bill in September.”

Sheila Weir said she wanted to organise a protest so the town hall would take notice or face losing support in the elections.

“We are making a stand now because we have not got the IBI (rates) bill yet and that went up a lot last year. We want the town hall to stop what it is doing,” she said. “We have paid this tax and they are not going to give it back.

CHARGE

ELECTION

by Jack Troughton

Frank Maidment said utility companies like Iberdrola and Telefonica gave notice of any rises in charges. “What gets me is the town halls don’t

“But we want the council to know that we are not taking this lying down. We want the town hall to know we are not happy with the way it is doing

things – and we will remember when it is the election next year.”

She said many property owners were not resident in Spain and may not have the money in their bank accounts to cover an unexpected and increased bill. “And 42 percent is just too much. The town hall must remember the public – if councillors want to get in next year they have to remember the public,” said Sheila.

And she said British pensioners were being dealt a double whammy – tax increases at a time the value of their pensions was falling due to the fall in value of sterling.

“In La Nucia the bin tax has risen from €102.17 to €131.80,” Elizabeth Blanchard told RTN: “It is a hell of a lot to go up all at once.”

Reader John Quinn emailed the editor: “This seems extremely harsh to me, considering we are supposed to be in the ‘Crisis Economica’.

“As there are the local elections coming soon, I think I shall be studying alternative candidates much more thoroughly.”

Doorman killed

By Jack Troughton A BOUNCER was fatally stabbed while attempting to throw two men out of a Costa Blanca nightclub in the early hours of last Friday morning.

Police sources reveal the 51-yearold doorman died almost instantly at the Secret Club in Alfaz del Pi

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after being struck three times with a knife – one blow piercing his heart.

The two suspects were arrested for the murder in the car park of another club in Finestrat about an hour later after it was alleged they had arrived at the Messalina and continued drinking.

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Old guard wins

By Jack Troughton JUAN MORAGUES won the race for the presidency of the Javea branch of the Partido Popular in a tight and controversial election.

The former mayor beat rival Juan Crisostomo by 23 votes in last Friday night’s election which achieved a turnout of party supporters of around 63 percent.

In total 734 PP members cast their votes in the ballot, Mr Moragues receiving 375 votes to Mr Crisostomo’s 352. There were five blank voting papers and two declared invalid.

The winner pledged to work to get the party leading the town hall again, while Mr Crisostomo promised his support in modernising and improving Javea.

And police say they recovered the murder weapon, a large knife – apparently still stained with blood - after it was thrown under the parked car belonging to one of the men.

A Benidorm judge has remanded the alleged knifeman in custody and granted bail to his companion on condition he attends court on a weekly basis until the pair is tried for the killing.

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Fast Track Stop Smoking explained Fast Track your way to a healthier life style in 2010 in ONE simple 30 minute session With Guarantee! With Alan Gilchrist, Costa Blanca’s top hypnotherapist

Following on from last weeks write up about my Fast Track Weight Control Session, in this article I thought I would explain the Fast Track Stop Smoking in more detail.

The person comes along and I put them under Hypnosis in a very fast way using a Minds Eye Courier Machine. This is a revolutionary relaxation system from America, which harnesses light and sound science. The computerised audio-visual component system very rapidly creates the state of deep relaxation used in Hypnotherapy, produced traditionally by much slower techniques such as meditation, yoga, and of course Traditional Hypnotherapists.

The whole concept of my system is avoid wasting a lot of the Stop Smoking session putting a person into Hypnosis but to get them into that very relaxed state in a matter of seconds and then commence the real work which is giving them all the correct suggestions to quit smoking.

It is while the person is in Hypnosis that suggestions can be given that they no longer have the desire to smoke, and they will not symptom substitute by overeating, nail biting, etc.

Also included in the session is another highly successful therapy called Laser Light therapy. In fact there are Laser Therapy Centres over the world using Laser alone to help people stop smoking.

The laser method to Stop Smoking relies on the basic principles of acupuncture. At this point it is stressed that it is completely pain free and is optional if the client so wishes. The Low level laser is applied to the acupuncture points on the outer ear. This in turn stimulates the nerves, thereby producing endorphins, which acts to significantly reduce any cravings.

Some people are under the impression that can be “forced “ to quit whether they want to or not by Hypnosis.

Every week I will get phone calls from people who want their partners to quit even though they don’t really want to. It cant be done, NO ONE can be forced to do anything against their will while under Hypnosis, if that were the case I wouldn’t be writing this article. You would find me down at the Bank swinging a watch at my Bank Manager, and telling him to forget all about my overdraft, and we would all be Hypnotists ! The point I am making here is that the person must WANT to give up, and that’s where Fast Track Hypnosis come into its own.

Some Hypnotherapists will spend a great deal of time telling the client all about the health rinks involved in smoking. I don’t do that, simply because it is time wasting plus the client already knows all that !. The only question I ask the client is why they want to give up to find out if they are committed to do just that, if not then I won’t do the session, it’s just wasting my time and their money.

After the session the Client is also provided with a professionally produced CD to play each night when they go to bed. This is to reinforce the original session, the constant repetition helps to neutralise and alter past behaviour patterns and to reinforce new behaviour until it becomes second nature, plus they are given other advice as well.

Some people tell me they had to go for a series of sessions with someone else to help them to quit. If you think of it logically the persons own will and determination is at its highest when they go for their first session and that’s exactly what I expand on using the Fast Track method. The CD does the rest by reinforcing it ,and also to avoid unnecessary additional expense of more sessions.

Over the years I have helped many tens of thousands of smokers to become non smokers. The heaviest was on

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Alan Gilchrist Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist

160 cigarettes per day and the youngest was only 9 years of age! I have even Clients come to me because they are now addicted to the nicotine gum or patches and are still smoking on top of that when they tried to quit on their own. Its funny that in all the advertisements for the gum or other products it says willpower is also required.

On another occasion I had a woman come to me to give up pipe smoking. She had been to another Hypnotherapist to quit the cigarettes but he didn’t mention that she would not symptom substitute to other tobacco products and that’s what she did - the pipe !.

My advice to any smoker is quite simple “ Stop NOW while you have TIME to stop”!

“Dear Alan, I first came to you 14 years ago for smoking, as a bad asthmatic I was doing myself no favours by smoking about 30 a day. Thanks to you I have never smoked again and my asthma is well under control.

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Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar, and Benidorm.

Alan is also the Creator of the Stop Smoking in under 30 minutes Fast Track System.

For an appointment, Brochure, or free of charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408.

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16 April - 22 April 2010

Restoring the crown jewel

by Jack Troughton IMPROVEMENTS ARE needed to restore the fortunes of the ‘jewel’ of the Costa Blanca to attract the year round visitors vital to the local economy, it was claimed in a call for a real dialogue.

Tourism has long been the ‘main engine’ of the economy of Javea and it was claimed the public and private sectors must plan together for the future.

And after helping broker a peace in the recent conflict between the local authority and Arenal businesses, PSOE wants talks to discuss a common goal.

The socialist party’s spokesman Jose Chulvi, a former councillor for tourism, said: “Since the nineteen sixties, tourism has been the main engine of the economy of Javea. In general, this activity is limited primarily to the summer months and Easter holidays, everything being dependent on the good climate and holiday customs.”

He said other tourist destinations

had worked hard to diversify services and boost what was on offer for visitors outside the high season.

EXPAND And the councillor said Javea must expand its potential for encouraging visitors throughout the year. “In fact creating a year round offer for tourists creates more employment and wealth for the town.”

He said it was difficult to attract international tourists in a competitive market. “We must work continuously to improve everything which can affect our main industry, as far as quality, or rather, excellence is concerned.

“Those who visit us have to feel comfortable and well taken care of and able to enjoy their hardearned days of rest and leisure,” said Mr Chulvi.

“Everything which we do well will without doubt have repercussions on the life of our own population and for that reason, ‘quality for the tourist’ will end up being ‘quality for the resident’.”

He said in a bid to provide a service 12 months of the year, restaurants and bars at the Arenal had enclosed terraces – creating and maintaining jobs – but falling foul of an aging General Plan and Coastal Laws.

CREATE However, the threat of demolition was lifted when it was agreed to create a commission made up of the town council, Valencian government and the Department of the Coasts, as well as representatives of the business community to find a solution.

“From our own group’s experience, we know clearly that solutions can only be reached through dialogue and consensus,” said Mr Chulvi – who said an agreement must be reached to satisfy all parties.

He said proposals of the town council would have to start off with a clear idea and position of the image needed for the area of coastline and include it in an updated General Plan.

Seaside fun

And he said the answer was not in “demolition and destruction” but through the construction of a common, sustainable and economically viable solution that was

aesthetically pleasing and environmentally friendly.

“It is time for us all to work together. We should not miss this opportunity,” said Mr Chulvi.

Work starts on beach

The diggers start repairing the storm damaged beach

After extensive research Crystal Windows have designed and developed the most secure aluminium window and door system available today; “System 7”, WHICH has several unique characteristics, rendering it superior to ordinary double glazing. The materials

employed in manufacture, the profile, the glass, fixtures and fittings all have superior security properties. A standard profile has a thickness of 4 cm, the “System 7” profile has a thickness of 7 cm extruded in a moulded fashion for maximum strength.

Palaeochristians artefacts discovered

THE COUNCIL for culture of Villajoyosa town hall and the municipal museum have discovered the first pieces dating to palaeochristianity in the city, within graffiti displaying symbols of Christ.

The symbols portray activities of Christians in Villajoyosa of the 6th Century, include prints of primitive Christianity and led to the discovery of more than 30 Byzantine graffiti specimens, plus texts and painted marks on an amphora. The most interesting pieces show a monogram of Christ, combining the first letters of Christ in Greek, incorporating the letters X (‘J’) and P (‘RO’).

Other samples are represented by a fish and some graffiti translates to ‘Jesus Christ, son of God the saver’.

Heading the project is Amanda Marcos, assisted by archaeologist Gabriel Lara, helped by cultural volunteers Francisco, Jorge and Vicente Macià.

By Jack Troughton WORK HAS started repairing the storm damage to Benitachell’s Moraig Beach, aimed at having the popular beauty spot ready for summer.

Without the interference of any unexpected problem, the project should be completed by 1st June.

Old asphalt – a contamination risk when in contact with salt water – has been removed and this week, rock was delivered to begin rebuilding the sea wall.

And although normal road access to the beach is closed, there is a footpath pedestrians can use to reach the area.

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International Veterans Day

Graham Knight, Dick Conway and Terry Watson

by Louise Clarke TO COINCIDE with the traditional St Cristobal Fiesta, it has been decided that this year, International Veterans Day will take place at the same time and as St Cristobal is the patron saint for transport workers and the armed forces, it couldn’t be a better time to honour the veterans of armed forces from all over the World.

Earlier this week, the President for the International Veterans Day Organisation Committee, Terry Watson along with his ‘second in command’ Dick Conway, held a press conference alongside Torrevieja’s International Residents Officer, Graham Knight, to explain the plans for next Friday’s event. Terry said: “We are very proud to have been asked by the St Cristobal Association to incorporate International Veterans’ Day with their celebrations. They saw our event last year and were very impressed, so they invited us to be a part of their event, which is fantastic and great for positive integration.”

STATIC DISPLAYS The event will take place at the Harbour in Torrevieja next Friday 23rd April, which coincidently is also St George’s Day. There will be a static display of military vehicles and a Spanish Corvette will also be docking in the harbour.

The event starts at 17:00 and will conclude

at 20:30. There will be food and drink as well as live entertainment, courtesy of the Phoenix Concert Band, TAABS, The Iceni Dancers and the Torrevieja Pipes and Drums. All the live acts will be introduced by the wonderful Cathy Carson. There will also be static displays by the Spanish Armed Forces and the Guardia Civil and a casualty retrieval display by the local fire brigade. The British Vice Consul at the Consulate in Alicante, Lloyd Milen, will be in attendance as an invited guest, alongside a Squadron Leader from the Albacete Air Force Base and representatives from the British Armed Forces. The guest of honour is Lt General Jose Emilio Roldan Pascual, the second highest ranking officer in the Spanish Armed Forces, second only to King Juan Carlos.

SUNSET At 20:00 there will be Homage to the Fallen with the laying of a wreath and the raising of the flags. All the veterans will then conduct a walk past in front of Lt General Roldan Pascual. The event will conclude with the playing of the Spanish national anthem t sunset and the lowering of the Spanish national flag. Local charities will also be in attendance at the event as will RTN, so we will have a full and detailed report in the following Friday’s paper.

For more information, contact Terry Watson by e-mail at soapy0709@hotmail.com.

Thirst could ravage Mediterranean by 2025 THE UN has warned that countries in the Mediterranean basin could suffer water shortages by 2025. In response, the Union for the Mediterranean met in Barcelona last week to discuss water-saving strategies. The aim is to reduce water consumption by 25 percent by 2025, compared to 2005 levels. Unfortunately, a disagreement between Israel and Arab countries over a reference to the Palestinian territories meant that an agreement was not reached. If disagreements aren’t overcome and the 43 Mediterranean countries can’t work together, water shortages could affect 290 million people and give rise to conflicts.

Earthquake rocks Andalusia MÁLAGA AND GRANADA provinces were hit by an earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter scale in the early hours of

Monday (12th) morning.

The National Geographic Institute (IGN) say they haven’t received any reports of injury or damage.

The epicentre of the quake was 24 kms south east of Granada in the Lecrin Valley, at a depth of 610 kms. It was felt in Benalmádena, Fuengirola, Estepona, Jerez, Cádiz city and Jaén.

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Green peace

by Jack Troughton

Major Joan Antoni Bertomeu (centre) at the opening of the project

THE CENTRE of a Marina Alta town is to be transformed into a peaceful green area with underground parking in a €2 million project.

Work on Plaza Jasmiler, a restful 7,000 square metre park in the middle of busy Teulada, will soon be underway after the project was officially launched by Major Joan Antoni Bertomeu and visiting dignitaries from Valencia and Alicante.

The green area, woods and children’s playground is being entirely funded with money from Valencia’s government and is expected to be eight months in construction.

And sited next to the town hall, an underground car park with 115 spaces and outside parking for a further 60 will have direct access

to the local authority offices. The mayor said he hoped Plaza Jasmiler would open many social, economic and cultural possibilities.

DESIGN He said the architects had designed an area accessible to all though gentle ramps and without stairs.

“Very soon we will have an attractive new facility that will greatly enhance the quality of life of citizens,” he said.

Valencia’s councillor for Infrastructure and Transport, Mario Flores, praised Teulada for choosing a project “in the heart of the people,” funded by the support plan for municipalities.

He explained it was designed to “restore areas for the welfare of citizens and improve the quality of urban life.”

Man trapped in a well trying to save cat

A POLISH man tried to rescue his cat from a well in Benitatxell last week, and ended up trapped himself.

The rope he used to climb down into the well snapped, leaving him stuck at the bottom, six metres down and waste deep in water. He did have his pet cat for company.

The pair remained in the well for three days and no one heard their cries despite the well being next to the local bowls club. The 29-year-old man confessed that he thought he would never get out and suffered fear and desperation. Fortunately, the man’s neighbour raised the alarm and a search party discovered both man and cat in a soggy but grateful condition.

Saturday Shopping

Opening Day Calpe Store Saturday 24th April from 10.00am to 3.00pm

JALON VALLEY HELP’s charity shops in Alcalali and Jalon are opening their doors on Saturdays for a trial period of two months.

Volunteers were busy over the Easter weekend changing the goods on offer to a summer selection and will welcome visitors between 10am and 1pm.

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CLARO

Has CLARO really got it ‘claro?’ Have the 7,000 petition signers been misinformed? The land at Cala Mosca is owned privately, purchased years before all we expats arrived!

I agree this land should remain in its natural state, but how would we react if we actually owned the land? The whole of Orihuela Costa was a green area before we purchased our ‘Spanish dream’ to live here – did we worry about the environment and concrete jungle when we signed on the bottom line at the notary? Political broadcasts on Excite FM each Monday morning imply the broadcaster has more information than CLARO’s Bob Houliston: the same problems are churned over but no solutions to these problems are offered.

I will be listening a little more closely to the PSOE party and councillor Pedro Mancebo from the CLR party, who are structured and in positions to move things forward instead of going around in circles.

Mary La Zenia

Golfing cartel

The important point missed in last weeks letter was to suggest that courses in Costa Blanca largely depend upon local (predominately British) societies and to defeat the suspected cartel operated by course managements these societies should form a boycott. The letter appears to suggest that they survive on green fees, buggy hire etc, (well of course they do) missing entirely the point that it is the societies that are the lifeblood of local courses, and the power therefore lies with them.

Barry Smith

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Open letter to the Town Hall of Torrevieja

Dear Mr. Knight, will you translate this to Spanish?

Did a herd of mastodons invade the town? They must have left their legs in Calle Cabalero de Rodas. Whoever devised these ‘things?’ The famous Japanese architect who left his gigantic poo at the salt lake-side? It fits. Those ‘things’ are the last blow to our beautiful ‘La inmaculada.’

Remember how nice the calle looked with the Christmas lighting?

But that is what became of the nice small town of Torrevieja of a decade ago. First came the tagging that made it look like a slum town. Then the Town Hall (TH) must have thought the depressing ‘art’ of graffiti would make it better. Now we have both and it looks even worse. Then came the first ‘mastodon’ - the opera-house, in a tiny square in the centre. We tried it twice

and the show was quite mediocre.

Now the TH will ‘open up’ the seafront – and build 30-storey high-rises on the front line instead. It fits. The newest addition to the ‘Tivoli,’ ‘the hotel’ – is it satirical or just another aesthetic slip?

Before, I could sometimes have a little outing in the centre but now the last parking space for the handicapped at the Plza. De la Constitucion has disappeared. But of course we are obviously not welcome, we ‘menos validos’ i.e. ‘less worth.’ The whole town is a nightmare for a wheel-chairuser. Now the TH has also decided to put under concrete the last open natural recreation area that is left: La Hoya. When that happens - Torrevieja goodbye! And I hope all of those who loved the Torrevieja that was, will follow suit.

April fool joke?

Is this an April Fool joke? I refer of course to the new traffic layout of the Javea Arenal. Apart from the fact it was carried out at Easter time to help Maximise the traffic disruption, it has to be a joke. Coming from the MasyMas direction towards the restaurants and shops, every time someone wants to reverse or pullout of a parking place all the ‘through traffic’ will stop - that’s if they can pull out with traffic coming by.

Every time someone wants to wait for a car that is trying to pull out and then to pull in, all the through traffic will again stop. As cars are parked on either side on now only a narrow road, traffic has nowhere else to go (and what about the delivery lorries?)

In the other direction, with the rubbish, glass, cardboard and oil bins situated roadside and cars also parked, and a narrower passage through, the same applies.

Whoever thought up this scheme? The Easter Bunny? Having experienced this for the last few days, it is obviously worse than it ever was and come the summer with the tourist influx the place will experience gridlock. Also, in painting the new layout, the disabled bay signs have been painted on the road in white (Sorry, the blue painter was on an Easter break) and are not really noticeable at all without the disabled signposts.

Whilst on the subject of disabled bays: sometimes at the Pueblo I have seen the local police putting parking tickets on cars (without payment tickets) in the blue zone but completely ignoring cars with hazard lights flashing and delivery vans parked on the disabled bay and obviously not disabled. There are people more disabled than me and as it is more difficult for me to walk further (uphill) because of this it must be much worse for them.

But I still think Spain is a lovely country and I don’t want to live anywhere else even though it has its problems.

Mick Scarles, Toscamar Javea

Los Dolses Commercial Centre Having read your feature on Los Dolses Commercial Centre, regarding the issue of licences for the Easter period, I would just like to comment that one of the reasons could have been the general condition of the area itself: lights off; cracked and broken tiles (enough to cause some child or holiday maker a serious accident); broken floor boards; holes

in floor boards; in filthy condition; I could go on and on... The bars and restaurants are excellent and the people are very friendly, but people vote with their feet, so whoever is responsible for the upkeep, wake up and smell the coffee, otherwise your future is limited.

Bill Marshall, Holiday home owner in Los Dolses

EHIC card service My husband and I have worked in Spain for many years but were still confused about the issue of the EHIC card and although we have got one each year in Spain since they were first issued, we were a bit concerned this year. As ours expired at the end of March and we need

new ones for a trip in May, off he went to the office in Orihuela on Thursday 8th April with every piece of paper he could think of.

The clerk didn’t want to see any paperwork as all our details were in his computer and he said we would receive the new cards from Madrid

in the post within 10 working days, which would bring us to a couple of days before they were needed. Imagine our surprise when we went to our P.O. Box on Tuesday 13th and there they were!

Now that’s what I call service, both from the Social Services office and the Spanish Correos! Just hope now that we don’t need them!

Susan Rose

Please help We have just returned from Benidorm and while there, my grandson, who is registered blind from Peters Anomoly, lost his very precious Mickey Mouse hat. It’s yellow and red, with black ears sticking up on top; it has also been signed by Goofy on the front and is a baseball cap. Please could you put in a ‘help’ notice? I will pay postage and a small reward; it means so much to him.

Thank you. Christine Ross

Happy letter Re mail box this week, how nice to see a “happy letter” from Ken Lyons re his life in La Marina and Spain.

I too have been out here since 1999 and during that time have been mugged, burgled, ripped off by so called builders” and ended up in an illegal house.

Why am I still here??? Because I we have the sun and a much nicer laid back style of life and I too am happy( although 7 numbers on euro millions would make me a lot happier) The point being that no matter where you are or what happens “happiness is a state of mind”. I’m with you Ken. Just another small point, how nice to see Mr Wise (sec fag) has actually written about a different subject than his usual letter castigating non smokers.

Mr L Smith, Catral

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Bars will stay smoky ANTI-SMOKING legislation might not be enforced this summer in Spain as was originally proposed by the government.

The Minister for Health, Trinidad Jiménez, says that the government is not scrapping plans to ban smoking in public spaces, but is considering giving bars and restaurants a year’s grace to implement the change.

The change of heart comes after the government received a high number of complaints from within the hospitality industry.

Bar and restaurant owners are worried they will lose profits if smoking is banned, especially due to the crisis and the planned IVA increase this coming July. Representatives from the tobacco industry are asking for a five-year delay before smoking in public spaces is prohibited.

A high number of complaints has led to the delay

Zapatero attends Kaczynski funeral POLISH PRESIDENT Lech Kaczynski and his wife Maria are being laid to rest in Wawel castle in the southern Polish city of Krakow and Spanish prime minister, José Luís Rodríguez Zapatero, is to pay his respects. Spain currently holds the rotating EU presidency.

The presidential couple and 94 others, including other senior Polish politicians and military leaders, were killed in plane crash in thick fog on Saturday 10th April in the western Russian city of Smolensk. They were on their way to a World War II memorial ceremony.

Spanish doctor freed by Congo rebels

Bull fight at May Fair A MADRID based bull fighter has confirmed that he will fight at this year’s Torrevieja May Fair, between 5th and 9th May. Last year’s event did not include a bull fight, but this year it has been decided that one will take place. A temporary bull ring will be erected, probably on the waste ground opposite the aqua park.

Mario Sarsa

A SPANISH doctor kidnapped by Congolese rebels on 4th April has been released unharmed.

Fifty-five-year-old Mario Sarsa from Zaragoza was snatched from a boat on the river Congo while on holiday at the beginning of April. The Spanish Ambassador to the Democratic Republic of Congo, Felix Costales, flew to Mbandaka, in the west of DRC to greet Sarsa, who has been evacuated from where he was being held. Sarsa will then be transferred to the capital of Kinshasa.

Costales thanked the Congolese military for their rapid response in assuring the doctor’s release. Sarsa has previously spent 25 years working in Africa and is a specialist in tropical diseases.

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Man kills his family

Torrevieja is officially the best

A MAN in Zaragoza murdered his wife and child and then committed suicide with a drug overdose. Autopsies have revealed that the 43-year-old man, found to have cocaine in his blood, stabbed the 30-year-old woman and her four-month-old baby daughter to death. Police believe that the woman suffered domestic violence, although there are no denuncias against her husband.

However, the police had been called to the couple’s home previously.

Couple murdered in robbery

A SPANISH businessman and his German wife have been found dead at their home in Novelda, Alicante. Police say that they were the victims of a violent robbery. At the time of writing, no arrests have been made. EFE news agency reports that the bodies had suffered stab wounds and other injuries from a blunt object.

The couple, named as Francisco Beresaluza Galbis – who worked in the marble industry – and his wife, Susanne Brensing, lived in an area called La Serreta. Their bodies have been taken to The Anatomic Forensic Science Institute in Alicante.

Torrevieja Hospital

by Louise Clarke IT HAS been announced this week that the Torrevieja Health Department (Salud 22) is officially the best in the whole of the Valencian Community. According to the report, the department achieved, and in most cases surpassed, all of its 2009 objectives. The 1,250 health professionals who work within the department looked after 172,891 patients and it was the top department out of all 23 health departments in the region.

OLDEST POPULATION The general manager of Torrevieja Hospital said; “We are satisfied with the results of this report. We have reduced the average stay at the

hospital to just four days, which no other hospital in Valencia has achieved.” He added: “This is especially significant as the Health Department 22 area also has the oldest population in the community, with 24% over 65; the average in other areas is only 17%. We also have a vast variety of nationalities amongst our patients, whom we accommodate to the very best of our ability.”

He concluded: “I am also aware that the excellent technology we have in this hospital and within the health department area in general has allowed us to achieve and surpass the objectives and targets that were set for us last year.” saved RTN reader Eileen Brennan would wholeheartedly support this report’s findings. She

contacted us earlier this week: “I was wondering if I have a record at the Torrevieja Hospital and I would interested to know if anyone else had been treated as quickly and efficiently as I have been.”

She explained: “I had an appointment last Friday at 12:00 for an x-ray: I was seen to and on the way home by 12:09! Is this a record?

I have just been in hospital for 10 days and can’t thank the staff enough from the cleaners to the porters to the nurses; all of whom spoke a little English, which helped me a lot.”

She added: “People call the service that we get from the hospital, but not me. My life was saved by the ambulance men and doctors there. God bless them.”

Well said Eileen!

16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010

Europa wins quality benchmark

by Jack Troughton COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT Europa Network has been awarded a coveted certificate to show the company is being run to the highest international standard.

The Costa Blanca company – which offers telephone, internet, and now television services – has won the ISO 9001 Quality Management Standard, showing the best systems are in place for efficiency and customer service.

Just like a ‘kite’ mark, the International Organisation for Standardisation (ISO) is recognised worldwide as the authority defining quality management.

Europa employs more than 30 staff on contract at its head office and satellites across the region and the company spent six months carrying out an extensive review of its procedures to maximise quality and efficiency.

The doors were then thrown open for an ISO inspector to spend two days watching Europa at work and awarded the certificate; all the processes are logged allowing benefits for training, modernising and trouble-shooting.

PROCESS

And part of the process involved a questionnaire being

Golf buggy robbery THE ORIHUELA Costa Local Police were called to investigate a golf buggy robbery at Villamartin Golf Course.

Officers soon identified

the thieves, two men and one woman, who were in the vicinity of the course and had left the buggy running as they tried to flee. A 15-

sent to 10,000 customers. There was a 40 percent response – ISO expects around a 10 percent norm. Europa’s managing director Alan Dobinson told RTN: “Apparently people only reply to questionnaires if they feel strongly about a company.

At 10 percent, they either think you are very good or very bad.

“And within the 40 percent replying to Europa there were 94 percent of people saying they would refer us to friends and family. These are very impressive numbers and again this illustrates our consistency of service.”

He said within six months the company would have another ISO survey but the inspectors could call without warning at any time to carry out a spot check.

The ISO 9001 QMS also pays dividends when dealing with suppliers and building relationships in the marketplace.

FAITH

“I suppose winning the ISO certificate gives people faith.

In this climate people are asking themselves would a trader actually turn up tomorrow or was a trader yet another chancer,” explained Alan. “It all takes quite a lot of work.

We now have meetings every two weeks to discuss changes and even document these – we discuss ‘why’ we are making changes and if we can fix a problem.

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16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010

What a tough cookie!

by Louise Clarke & Rebecca Griffin VOLUNTEERS AT the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre near Rojales have seen some sights in their time, but two weeks ago when they received an emergency call to rescue a pony that was abandoned and left to die in a field near Benijofar, they couldn’t believe that that it was even still alive given its shocking condition; half bald and covered with faeces.

Sue Weeding from the centre told RTN: “It looked as though she had simply lain down to die. She could not have survived much longer. She had obviously suffered long-term neglect. Her hooves had not been cut and so had grown upward, deforming her feet, legs and shoulders. We’ve called her Cookie because she’s a tough little cookie.”

STABLE MATES Cookie was relocated to the centre and Sue, her Husband Rod and

the other volunteers set about trying to make her as comfortable as possible. Days after her rescue, Sue took all the faeces matted fur off her body, which as RTN witnessed earlier this week, was enough to fill a large feed bag. One week after her rescue, Cookie has been visited by the centre’s vet and has been diagnosed with laminitis, a chronic condition caused by feeding the horse with the wrong diet. Ironically, one of the centre’s other rescued miniature ponies, Princess, has the same condition and the pair have become great friends; preferring to spend their time together in the same stable. Sue commented: “What a difference a week makes.”

Cookie has several bad sores, caused by weeks of lying in her own excrement and as a result, she will need to have them removed to make her more comfortable. Sue added: “I have to thank the Benijofar Town Hall for letting us know about her, if they hadn’t, she would almost certainly have died. It is im-

Charity Concert NEXT SUNDAY, 25th April, at the Virgen del Carmen Theatre, there will be a concert in aid of the city’s Social Kitchen, which supplies take away meals for the municipality’s poor and needy.

The event starts at 20.30 and tickets are priced at just €5.

portant that other Town Halls in the area know about us so that if they find any distressed horses in their municipalities, they know who to call.”

SPONSOR As the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre is a registered charity, it receives no official funding. They need money, not only to help Cookie but also to run the centre, which costs €700 every week. She said: “We would like to find Cookie a sponsor but we have other projects planned that we also need help to fund.”

The main project, which RTN will be highlighting during the coming months, is the new miniature pony stable block. This will be an essential part of the centre as soon, the horses and ponies, which are currently out in the field, will need to be brought in every night to prevent them from being eaten alive by mosquitoes. They also want to install a shower with drainage so that they can hose the horses and

On the mend…

Cookie this week

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In the meantime, Sue and Rod estimate that it will cost approximately €6,000 for the project; so many fundraising events are required. If you would like to hold an event in aid of the centre, RTN will publicise

it free of charge. For more details on the centre, visit their website at www.easyhorsecare.net, or talk to Sue on 652 021 980. You can visit Cookie at the centre on the open days, Wednesdays and Sundays from 13.00 – 16.00. See the website for directions.

Chamber Orchestra concert

THE ARS ÆTHERIA Chamber Orchestra will be performing this Saturday at the Municipal Theatre in Torrevieja. The FREE concert will be directed by José Francisco Sánchez and will include solo performanc-

es from María Isabel Marín (Oboe), Laura Martínez (Soprano) and Luís Sánchez (Violín). Music by Bach, Vivaldi and Marcello will feature during the first half and then more modern pieces of music, including

the soundtracks to ‘Chariots of Fire’ and ‘Forrest Gump’ as well as ‘Unchained Melody’, will be performed during the second half. The concert starts at 21:30, so get there early to avoid disappointment.

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16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010

Subsidence: Do you think you are covered?

THIS LAST winter has been a shocking one for us living in Spain. I think in the twenty years I have been living here, it has been the coldest, wettest winter ever.

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The number of claims my company experienced due to the high winds and rain were quite staggering. Some were placed with the Government, made a consortium claim, whilst others were handled directly

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patient and very satisfied clients. However, the odd few make us very miserable for a little while.

So often we have to advise that subsidence, earthquakes, tremors, or something as simple as knocking your television off the shelf while dusting, is not covered, unless accidental cover is ticked on the policy. Not all insurance companies have this necessary and very vital extra; in the UK it is always on the policy. Check before renewing, or let us check for you. Some very cheap house policies do not offer very much at all in cover, and with the weather we seem to be experiencing, I suggest that before it happens you have the correct cover in place. Better to consider joining one of Spain’s largest insurers who enjoy a good reputation with their very large customer base of ex pats.

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The Editors are the latest UK band to be performing at the Benidorm concert

THE BRITISH band Placebo is among many indie rock groups to play in a two-day festival, called Low Cost, in Benidorm.

The festival has previously been staged in Alicante, but this year will relocate to Benidorm’s Parque de l’Aigüera. Dates for the event are 23rd and 24th July and tickets cost only €45 for two days and €30 for one day.

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There’ll be three stages and a total of 30 bands including: The Editors (UK); Los

Planetas (Spain); These New Puritans (UK); Tokyo Sex Destruction (Spain); Jesse Evans & Toby Dammit (Germany) and Memory Tapes (USA).

The organisers hope that the event will be the Costa Blanca’s answer to Benicàssim’s big indie festival, FIB, or Murcia’s SOS festival. To promote interest ahead of the July dates, certain bands will be touring Spain and giving free performances during May – among these are Jessie Evans & Toby Dammit and Tokyo Sex Destruction.

School’s screen saver

TEACHERS AND 70 pupils at a Marina Alta school are enjoying lessons with a hi-tech electronic ‘whiteboard’.

Using a special pen, the screen can be used like a traditional blackboard, but is also an invaluable tool for interactive lessons at Parcent’s Colegio Publico El Carrascal and had been purchased with a

€945 donation from Jalon Valley HELP. Trish and Maurice Murphy, volunteers with the charity, presented Adriana Ferrer, the school’s director, with a cheque and watched the ‘pizzara digital’ being put through its paces.

Programmes and languages suitable for different ages can be selected and

projected onto the screen – and easily visible to everyone in the classroom, it saves the necessity and expense of every child having a book or lesson page.

Members of staff already think it an invaluable teaching tool and it can even screen DVDs to keep youngsters entertained, including popular cartoons.

Charity support

STAGE COMPANY MASK has achieved its goal of supporting a Costa Blanca charity helping people facing hardship in the recession, with a €500 cheque.

Last month’s show Some Enchanted Evening charmed audiences with the songs of Rodgers and Hammerstein and was voted a huge hit. Sadly, it was not a financial success. Unexpected expenses took production costs over budget and the show made a substantial loss.

However, Sue Holley’s cast – also conscious its Calpe audiences wanted to help - was still determined to help Caritas in Orba and it was decided to utilise some of the MASK company funds.

Pictured are Gertrudis Sala, Caritas treasurer (left) accepting the cheque from Sue.

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Pre-election shenanigans DO YOU remember Jo Moore? She worked for New Labour’s Stephen Byers as his special spin-doctor; and famously, or infamously, on September 11th 2001 just after the attack on the Twin Towers (but before either tower had collapsed) she sent an email to the press office of her department which read: “It’s now a very good day to get out anything we want to bury. [How about] councillors’ By expenses?” Even embittered old hacks Watts were amazed at this level of callous audacity. After the furore, Jo Moore was moved ‘sideways’ but unbelievably, she was still at it a year later trying to bury ‘bad railway statistics’ on the day that Princess Margaret was buried.

I interviewed Lib Dem MP Norman Baker shortly after 9/11 and asked for his opinion on the Moore affair. He said, “This is spin doctoring gone mad…” He pointed out, however, that this sort of action is far from unusual and not only spin doctors are getting away with outrageous behaviour. Norm said, “You just look at what gets passed in the House before Christmas Day or any major event…” What, a major event like the dissolving of parliament? I guess the following malarkey proves that Norm was absolutely right.

Last week on 7th April, the House of Commons passed – no, no, not passed, they snuck in under the radar - the controversial Digital Economy Bill. This Bill is bringing down a virtual sledgehammer on “copyright infringers.” For infringers read people who share files – I guess that’s pretty much all of us and the British government has now become the enforcer-general of the music and video industries. Rushed through in what is known as a ‘washup’ session, this convoluted and compli-

Watts In Britain Paul

cated bill was overseen in record time by a virtually (no pun intended) empty house. And the two big parties were both in on it!

Erik Sherman writing for BNET UK noted: “There was little discussion on the long and complex bill [and] only 20 MPs took part in the debate over it.”

Presumably the rest were ‘busy’ sorting out their election expenses. Erik reported: “The bill passed 189-47, getting support from both major parties [with] most MPs voting as their parties One can only told them - even though 20,000 voters imagine the headlines wrote to their representatives over the if Gordon last week to oppose it.” I suppose, some Brown was privilege opt out clause will allow any caught on camera freeloading MPs the right to continue downloading music, films etc “for their own research purposes.” site blocking is something to quiz the The director of campaign group grinning twit with a blue or red rosette Open Rights, Jim Killock, told the BBC, when he/she condescends to knock on “It’s the most farcical, draconian way your door looking for votes. For one of trying to enforce copyright law. thing is sure, eventually they will turn Website blocking isn’t something up… In the meantime don’t download that happens in democratic societies. any more MP3s or you’ll be sent from It’s the kind of thing that happens in the Internet in disgrace.

China.” Oh dear Jimmy Boy, you’d betEVANESCENT HEAVEN-SENT ter watch this space because GermaOPPORTUNITY MISSED… ny, France and Spain are all keeping Oh dear, press photographers aren’t an eagle eye on what happens here and are expected to introduce similar what they used to be it or so it would measures if it’s seen that the UK gov- seem, because if they were they cerernment can get away with it. Could tainly wouldn’t have missed the followbe it’s the beginning of the end of Al ing golden opportunity: Day one of the election campaign Gore’s dream of the free, sharing super-information-highway. Back in the proper and Bully Brown was giving a nineties he saw it as a democratising ‘speech-ette’ at the HQ of probiotic yogood for the World but since Google in gurteers Innocent Smoothies. And he China and the suppression of the In- stood (chuckle) momentarily under a ternet in places like Thailand, perhaps banner that proudly boasted the legit’s going to evolve into just another end: “You can’t polish a turd…” brilliant, organ of control. Anyway, the outrage but no-one snapped it. Come on guys! of the Digital Economy Bill and web- The Evening Standard’s Paul Waugh

was there and managed to get a picture of the slogan on his mobile but tantalisingly missed the Brown party.

Paul said (presumably preceded with a loud “DOH!”), “My rough and ready snap via my Blackberry isn’t too professional, but you get the point.” We do Paul… I wonder how much money the Tory publicists Saatchi (to the power of two) would have paid for Paul’s snap if Bully Brown had still been standing underneath the slogan. Write your figure, Paulie Boy. Tell you what folks, I’ll ask Dawn who edits RTN if she can cut Bully Brown onto Paul’s snap so we can see what it would have looked like. How about it Dawn? Be a sweetheart.

Well, that’s it for another week. Oh, and if you’re half interested in what happened to Jo Moore, she retrained as a primary school teacher and was despatched to Muswell Hill. Those poor children!

Watts in Britain, dodging the candidates.

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I am paying taxes in UK where I am resident. I also pay the local rates for my Spanish house and I have been told that I must pay Income Tax in Spain. Is this correct? Should I pay Income Tax in Spain even if I am not a resident in Spain and do not have any income here, on top of the taxes I pay in UK? by

Marc White & Carlos Baos

English & Spanish Solicitors

Yes, you must pay taxes in Spain even if you are Non Tax Resident and even if you do not have any income in Spain, as you are liable for the Income Tax for Non Residents (IRNR) just for the fact that you are a property owner in Spain.

Up to 2008, it was an obligation for Non Tax Residents in Spain to pay Wealth Tax and Income Tax, but from that year the Wealth Tax has been abolished as per the Law 4/2008, of December 23rd.

Therefore the last Wealth Tax declaration was the one you submitted (or should have submitted) for the year 2007 and presented in 2008.

But Income Tax for Non Residents (IRNR) is still due and you are liable for it, just for being owner of a property in Spain, as previously stated.

The actual rate for this Tax this year (2010) is 24%; it has been reduced from the previous 25% as per the Law 35/2006, of November 28th.

Therefore if you are Non Tax Resident in Spain and

you receive any income in Spain: i.e. rents from a letting, interest on bank accounts or even in the case that you do not have any income but you have a property or a share on a property in Spain, you must pay Non Residents Income Tax (IRNR).

In this last scenario, if you do not have any income in Spain but own a property in Spain or a share of a property, your tax bill will be based on a calculation as per the Cadastral Value (value that appears on your Spanish Local Rates receipt from the Town Hall, the SUMA office or the equivalent).

It is important for you to know that the National Spanish Tax Authority (Agencia Tribuaria) is reviewing cases where Non Tax Residents in Spain are not paying this IRNR. They are asking for the taxes due to be paid plus an interest for delay.

We recommend you to pay your taxes and avoid any future unpleasant surprise from the Spanish Tax Authorities.

Please contact our offices for further advice and please remember that EVERY NON TAX RESIDENT WHO OWNS A HOUSE (OR A SHARE OF ONE IN SPAIN) must pay Non Residents Income Tax. Don’t wait for the Taxman to knock on your door with a penalty proceeding against you.

We will be more than pleased to assist you in this matter.

Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located close to the Glorieta Square at the end of Marques de Campo). © White & Baos Abogados 2010 - Tel: 966 426 185. All rights reserved. Send your questions to thespanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

Inflation up to 1.4 percent INFLATION IN Spain has registered its largest monthly increase since December 2008, with the increase in March 0.7% with respect to February.

It takes the general IPC annual inflation rate to 1.4%, while the underlying rate when energy and foodstuffs are removed is at 0.2%.

The numbers are the advance numbers for March released today by the National Statistics Institute.

Transport leads the price rises, up 8.1% on a year ago. It comes as the price of a barrel of crude is about 80$, double what it was 12 months ago when inflation in Spain dipped into negative numbers.

New companies created increase by 2.2% THE NUMBER of new companies created in Spain increased in February for the second time in two and a half years, up by 2.2% compared to 2009, according to the National Statistics Institute.

Even so 2,030 companies were dissolved over the month, 7.1% more than a year ago.

Meanwhile the amount of bad debt suffered by shops has fallen by 34.7% compared to the same month in 2009.

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The Spanish property inheritance tax time bomb WINCHAM HAS been operating on the Costa Blanca since 1994, helping Clients locate property and purchasing using a corporate structure to combat Taxation in Spain. Since 2005, we have seen a significant increase in the number by of people concerned about IHT in Spain. Many property owners who left the UK in the 70s and 80s are now looking to address the situation to Company Director and protect their beneficiaries. Wincham Spanish Tax Consultant Consultants, with offices located in the UK and Spain, specialise in Tax planning for Residents and non Residents of Spain.

Non-Domiciled property owners in Spain are sitting on a ticking IHT time bomb. Most owners do not understand that their heirs and their estate will pay IHT in two jurisdictions: Spain and their Country of Domicile. The reason for this is that in Spain, the individual inheritor is taxed whereas in other countries, like the UK, it is the estate that is taxed.

Mark Roach

This could mean that on the death of an owner, the surviving partner or the owner’s Beneficiaries could have a Tax Bill that virtually wipes out the entire Spanish Inheritance. Added to this is the cost of Probate in both countries for the Inheritors too. Most Lawyers in Spain recommend to Owners that having a Spanish Will deals with the problem. This is incorrect, as a Will only deals with the issue when there is a death and does not remove taxation in Spain.

Other advice given is that double Taxation treaties between Spain and the UK help with the tax being reduced. This is true in identical taxes but these are not, as in the UK it is the Estate that is taxed and in Spain it is the beneficiaries who are taxed. It therefore should not be assumed that one Tax can be offset against the other as they are both totally different taxes on totally different entities.

Many owners are suggested to refinance the property as IHT is not charged on the property amount if

there is an outstanding mortgage and loan, but this may end up leaving the beneficiaries with a huge debt they cannot pay off and many lenders will only finance the ownership if suitable life insurance is taken out, so the property is paid for on death and the tax still becomes due. Owning a property with your children is a favourite; this is not a good idea either as their share of the property may end being at risk through money or marital issues and if they die before the parents then the parents have to pay taxes to get the property back.

Our solution to the IHT problem in Spain is for the owner/s to transfer the property into a UK Private Limited Company. There would not be a 7% Transfer Tax in Spain on this transaction, unlike other property transfer transactions. This method may eradicate all taxes in Spain in the future, in respect of the property, as under EU Law a UK Company is only taxed in one jurisdiction, the UK, and no taxes are payable onwardly in Spain. A UK company is not an offshore company like Gibraltar or the Isle of Man, as they are charged an annual tax by Spain of 3% for not being part of the EU Community.

Shares in the UK Company can be dealt with in a UK will and depending

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(Wincham Consultants also have offices located on the Costa Blanca) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.winchamiht.com

on the structure of the company the Shares may be exempt from Inheritance Tax in the UK. Further advantages of the Company Structure is that direct expenses to the property can be tax deductable by the Company and in 2008, the British Government removed the benefit in kind tax for directors of UK Companies who own property abroad.

This is a simple solution costing less than most probate and legal fees in Spain when there is a death of an owner of the property. Our unique service is available to all Nationalities including both Residents and Non Residents of Spain and can be completed within 2 to 4 weeks if required. We have been developing our systems and process for many years as we strive to be the market leader in this type of transaction.

This is an exciting new opportunity to participate in an emerging and growing market introducing a concept that can only benefit and protect clients who are failed time and again by both Spanish and UK professionals, as they are unable to advise on more than one jurisdiction. The Clients website where they can register for their free illustration demonstrating the IHT liability can be found at www.winchamiht.com

New women’s association A NEW multinational women’s association has been created in San Miguel de Salinas.

The Women for the Progress of San Miguel is its name and it was created by local lawyer Maria José Costa Medrano, who is also the President of the town’s Neighbour’s Association, which she also created four years ago.

Maria, who has been working tirelessly, not only running her busy legal practise but also as President of the Neighbours Association, explained to RTN why she felt this new group was important to the women of San Miguel. She said: “I have wanted to start an association like this for many years, but I just have not had the time. It has also taken me a while to acquire the correct and legal association documents.

“It is necessary to have an association like this in San Miguel and I hope that ladies of all nationalities from the town will embrace the association and join us.” She added: “As a result of the association’s inception, we will be able to participate in the local life of our municipality. Our goal is the progression of

Maria José Costa Medrano

our municipality, progress that comes from the hand of the equality between women and men, equality of opportunities and rights for the women who comprise of our community.”

The Association has already organised two dance classes for the ladies of the town and details of them will be made available to RTN in the coming weeks. For more information please e-mail Maria at asociaciondevecinosporsanmiguel@yahoo.es

Calling all La Marina residents THE LA MARINA and San Fulgencio Residents Association will be holding their Annual General Meeting at 15.00 on Saturday 24th April 2010 at the Centro Civico on Urb. La Marina (behind the police station). The Association is politically neutral and represents the interests of both property owners and residents in the whole of the San Fulgencio municipality - the pueblo and

all of the urbanisations that are generally referred to collectively as La Marina.

There is strength in numbers and they welcome new members, especially those who would like to strengthen the committee and to represent the many different nationalities and cultures who reside in the San Fulgencio municipality.

A spokesman told RTN: “We will continue to liaise

with the Town Hall to ensure members have an involvement to improve the community in which we live. We want to generate pride in our community.”

The Association holds regular surgeries where members can express their problems and suggestions.

For more information, www.lmsfra.com, lmsfra@gmail.com, admin@lmsfra.com

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... by

Fiona Hulme

Agencia de Cobros Directos

WITH SOME of our clients, we have to become arbitration experts and stress therapists as well as debt collectors. This happens when some people become – quite rightly - very annoyed that a long standing friend has defaulted on a personal loan made in good faith.

We have dealt with several instances where long term friendships have been destroyed through an unwise personal loan. Some people find it difficult to say ‘no’ when approached by a pal to borrow money. It helps to have some stock phrases at the ready, e.g., “Sorry, but my investments are all tied up in long term arrangements, I can’t access them at present,” or “I would not want to jeopardise our friendship by turning it into a business relationship.” By the way, if you are thinking “I’d just say NO,” then you are probably not the type of person who would be asked for a loan!

But for those unlucky lenders, the relationship can quickly become strained. When the loan repayments are not forthcoming, the lender makes some polite and friendly reminders, as befitting the relationship. No joy, so then they turn to us. At this stage, the lender (our client) is enraged, both with the borrower for defaulting, and with himself or herself for lending the money in the first place.

Assuming that we can find and make contact with the debtor (a story in itself, occasionally we find a string of similar ‘best friends’ who lent money to the same person), then the negotiation starts. Either the debtor has gambled it away and has no assets and nothing to offer, or perhaps they are genuinely feeling remorse and wish to make some recompense as their circumstances allow.

Success! We get an offer from a debtor

Personal vendettas can appear with debts

to repay, say, half of the debt in full and final settlement. We put this offer to our client, who at this stage cannot see past the personal wrong they have suffered and says... “No I won’t accept this offer, I want them to feel the pressure so let’s take them to Court for the whole amount.”

It has now become a personal vendetta, not merely an outstanding debt. Yes, we can probably go to Court, which will take months and add legal costs with

no guarantee of any repayment. Added to that is the ongoing stress suffered by the client, who is now so consumed with this issue that it has taken over his or her life.

So we have to use our best endeavours to persuade both parties to agree to a settlement, which is not the perfect ending for the client but at least he will get something back and be able to move on with some money back in the bank where it belongs.

Contact us on 966 888 987, or email us at info@cobrosdirectos.com and we will be pleased to discuss any aspect of our service.

Property sales up THE NATIONAL Statistics Institute (NSI) has revealed that property sales went up by 18.7 percent in February

compared to February of 2009: resale property sales increased by 23.7 percent and new homes by 14.4 percent. A total of 51,343 properties were sold in February this year. The NSI say this is

the biggest leap in house sales since surveys began in 2008. Analysts are saying that the planned IVA (VAT) increase this July is encouraging people to buy.

Lower Communion costs A STUDY from the Federation of Users and Independent Consumers has shown that the cost of celebrating a First Communion has fallen by 15.6% over the recession. The average price is now 2,327 €.

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BECAUSE OF the well documented turmoil in the financial market and the extreme volatility of currency it is extremely difficult to judge when to trade and if you use a bank, making sure you get the by rate you want.

As an example, the Inter Bank exchange rate from Sterling to Account Manager, Euro for Friday 26th March was Moneycorp 1.1106. However, the rate after the Easter break rose to 1.1332 on Monday 5th April. Therefore, the potential difference of the rate you could have traded was over 2 cents in just a few days, equating to €45 on a £2,000 transfer from the UK to Spain.

Tracking the rate yourself is time consuming and unless you monitor throughout the time the market is open often fruitless. You then have to ensure that if you see the rate you want your bank is (a) open and (b) able to give you that rate. This is a key reason why

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more and more clients are turning to a currency specialist the like of ourselves who are able to offer a range of services allowing you to gain the rate you require without the associated hassle.

In truth we are all waiting for a period of stability. Rather than looking for false hope as to where the rate might be next month or the following month there are a couple of realistic steps you can take to maximise on your currency exchange. Firstly, stay informed with the markets using commentary such as the weekly update that we preview here each week. This gives information not advice and can usually answer questions related to the current trends. Secondly, if you do have to make transfers make sure that the timing is best suited to your situation. At Moneycorp we provide a range of options to help you achieve the best available rate whether it is for a one off or regular payment.

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Brussels starts to unroll its safety net for Greece. No surprises from the Bank of England.

A dip below €1.13 on Tuesday was not as bad as it first looked and the pound quickly rebounded to €1.14. It spent the next two days working its way higher to peak close to €1.15 on Friday. News of the latest Greek bailout sent sterling south when London opened this morning…

Against the majority of currencies it was another useful week for sterling, despite conflicting economic data and opinion polls that continued to point to a hung parliament…

The UK services sector purchasing managers index was at the same time good news and bad news…

With the election campaign under way there was no chance of any surprises from the Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee, which issued a no-change statement almost identical to the one it put out in March…

The economic data provided a far-fromcompelling argument for the euro. Economic growth in the fourth quarter of 2009 was revised down to zero (Britain’s gross domestic product grew by +0.4% at the last count).

Retail sales were flat in February, as was German industrial production…

But far more than the data, the EU’s bailout package for Greece defined investors’ attitude to the euro. At the European Central Bank’s monthly press conference on Thursday ECB president Jean-Claude Trichet was unable to offer any details of how it would work. That changed on Friday and over the weekend when Brussels began to attach numbers to its plan. Euro zone nations will apparently stump up €30 billion and another €10 billion or so will be available from the IMF. It may be that the mere existence of the safety net will be enough to bring Greece’s free-market borrowing costs down to 5% or thereabouts.. If not, investors are likely to become nervous about the euro once again…

It is hard to imagine that this is the end of the story for Club Med’s budgetary problems.

Short-term success for Greece now could simply mean Brussels having to offer similar terms to Portugal and Spain. Neither the German chancellor nor the euro would be overjoyed at that prospect…

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Question: I have to have a regular colonoscopy, but the pre-med liquid tastes horrible and upsets my system for at least a week. I have heard that some people are now having a colonic hydrotherapy treatment in place of taking this liquid. Would this work as a replacement method?

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Carol West

The Kamala Centre, Calpe

THIS HAS been a question posed to me a couple of times within the past few weeks.

The pre-med that people are given before their investigative procedure is a very strong form of laxative; it tastes ‘vile’ and can indeed throw your body out of balance for over a week. I was approached by a client a few days ago who has had to have a colonoscopy every few months for a variety of reasons and was so fed up of having to take the premed that they actually did some research on alternatives and found that in the USA many patients are going for a Colonic instead of having the pre-med.

Once I had asked the client some questions about why they were having the investigations I agreed that they could have the treatment, and upon their arrival we agreed on the treatment plan which was specifically for them. The large intestine has to be completely empty for a colonoscopy so that the medical staff can take pictures of the entire

length of the large intestine (which averages 5 feet). It can sometimes take 2 or 3 colonics to ‘clean’ the entire colon, but it is possible to do it in one session. Due to the fact that this client was going in for their procedure the next day I agreed to use some herbal implants in the colonic - these are a form of laxative but they are far less aggressive and because they are herbal there are no after affects. The other advantage of using the herbal implants is that they work almost immediately – normally within 10-15 minutes of their being added to the treatment.

Many people are suffering discomfort before, during and after their investigations. This need not be the case. A colonic can offer an instant, pain-free pre-med without side effects.

If you are unsure or just want to ask more questions, please call me at The Kamala Centre on 965 875 869 or email me at carol@thekamalacentre.com or visit www.thekamalacentre.com

For an appointment please contact The Kamala Centre, Calpe on 965 875 869 or visit www.TheKamalaCentre.

Calpe Specsavers official opening THE NEW Calpe Specsavers store is to officially open on Saturday 24th April between 10.00 and 15.00, with live music, tapas and cava, and special opening day discounts for those who come into the store and book a sight test for a future date, as well as a free raffle with great prizes.

It’s also an opportunity to meet the professionals and ask some questions - two Optometrists and a Dispensing Optician will be in attendance to answer clinical or non clinical questions.

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The British Standard sight test is also free to all customers purchasing glasses.

The store is easy to find - on the main road into Calpe, opposite the Repsol garage, just along from Lloyds Bank.

Specsavers looks forward to seeing you on 24th April!

U3A Moraira -Teulada general meeting Monday 3rd May.The venue for this meeting is Salon de Banquettes, Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada, the meeting will start at 10.30. The doors will open to Members at 09.45, new members are

welcome and they will be able to join the U3A, join Groups and find out about both Travel and Cultural events. The Speaker at the meeting on the 3rd May will be Nurse Helen who will be giving

a talk on Health Related Issues in a light hearted manner. For further information please contact the U3A President, Ann Colclough on 96 574 7343. www.u3amoraira-teulada.org

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Design debut

by Jack Troughton THE STORY of successful Costa Blanca boutique Bonita starts a new chapter this weekend with its launch as a fashion house and the debut of its new label.

The friendly Moraira-based store is introducing a range of affordable clothes – all made locally – and bearing the ‘Bonita Exclusive’ label.

And the new look range was previewed on the catwalk at last month’s Women In Business Exhibition. Now it is available in the shop. Tina and Sarah, partners in Bonita, told RTN the new label was started to mark the second anniversary of the boutique opening on the Marina Alta and ready for its third summer season.

“This year, we decided to launch our own range of clothes and put them alongside existing favourite labels like Religion and Peace and Love,” said Sarah. “We are having

everything made locally and each carries the ‘Bonita Exclusive’ label.

EXCLUSIVE “It is a bid to be a bit different so our customers can come and shop in the knowledge that their purchase is something exclusive to Bonita.”

The pair believes the new label is a way of improving the business for its clients and expanding the choice of clothes in stock.

Tina said: “One thing we have learnt from last year is that people do not have as much money to spend on clothes at the moment and therefore our aim is to make our own clothes affordable and within range of everyone’s budget.

“The first clothes bearing the Bonita Exclusive label are summer dresses but we are looking to quickly extend the range of items available.”

Bonita also stocks a wide

Question: My elderly mother often complains of constipation. Do I need to take her to see a doctor?

Ask the Specialist by

Dr Colin Evans

MB.ChB., F.R.C.S., BDS., FDSRCS

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‘NORMAL’ BOWEL habits vary from 2-3 times per day, to 2-3 times per week. Constipation is a change in personal bowel habits. There are no rules as to how often the bowels should be opened. Symptoms include hard stools that can be painful to pass, bloating and occasionally nausea.

You should take your mother to the Doctor if her constipation cannot be explained: e.g. a new medication, or if other symptoms develop. For example, if your mother is passing blood, is in pain, losing weight, has bouts of diarrhoea or other unexplained symptoms, in addition to constipation.

COMMON CAUSES OF CONSTIPATION INCLUDE: • Inadequate dietary fibre eg fruit, vegetables and cereals • Inadequate fluid intake • Some medications such as codeine, iron tablets and some antidepressants • Lack of physical activity (common in the elderly) TRY TO ENCOURAGE THE FOLLOWING FOODS: • Wholemeal or whole-wheat bread, biscuits and flour.

• Fruit and vegetables. Aim to eat at least five portions of a variety of fruit and vegetables each day. One portion is: one large fruit such as an apple, pear, banana, orange, or a large slice of melon or pineapple, OR; two smaller fruits such as plums, satsumas, etc, OR; one cup of small fruits such as grapes, strawberries, raspberries, cherries, etc, OR; one tablespoon of dried fruit, OR; a normal portion of any vegetable (about two tablespoons), OR; one dessert bowl of salad.

• Whole-grain breakfast cereals such as All Bran®; Bran Flakes®; Weetabix®; Shredded Wheat®; muesli; etc. A simple thing like changing your regular breakfast cereal can make a big difference to the amount of fibre you eat each day.

• Brown rice, wholemeal spaghetti and other wholemeal pasta.

Elderly people often avoid drinking too much to prevent frequent trips to the loo, especially if their mobility is impaired.

It is very important to encourage your mother to drink and ensure easy access to toilet facilities, even having a commode if necessary and acceptable to her.

Sometimes, constipation will persist, despite taking the above measures. If laxatives are needed they should only be used short term (many elderly people rely on them.) There are several modern, very gentle laxatives available these days. Always see your Doctor if in doubt.

Article written by Dr Colin Evans (MB.ChB., F.R.C.S., BDS., FDSRCS.) The English Medical Centre, Avda del Albir, 72. Edificio Primavera, Bloque 1. ALBIR, (Alicante) 966 868 013.

Email: engmedopt@orange.es

Bonita clothes on the catwalk

range of costume jewellery which complements its clothes and gives customers an opportunity to make their purchases even

more individual. Bonita can be found at Plaza de la Iglesia, Local 8, Morira. Tel: 96 649 0234, www.tutuktours.co.uk/bonita.htm

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Irregular verbs Spanish lessons by

Jane Cronin

A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs

Lesson 103

I BELIEVE that if you start a subject, you might just as well go for the whole thing and worry about remembering it all later on. So we are covering the whole of the past simple tense and have so far looked at regular verb endings and a few which have minor changes in the third person.

So we will now go for the irregular verbs, of which there are quite a few. There’s not a lot that can be said or done to make these any more palatable than they are, which they are not. When I write a sentence like that in English, I wonder about my skills as a language teacher...

So, with that magnificent introduction we will start with a common, often used, irregular past tense verb, namely DAR meaning “to give”. This is how it goes:

di - I gave diste - you gave dio - he or she gave dimos - we gave disteis - you (plural) gave dieron - they gave “He gave me the book”, therefore is “me dio el libro”. “We gave them the directions.” “les dimos las direcciones”. “I gave it to you yesterday” “te lo di ayer”. “Did you (plu) give the children the sweets?” “¿Disteis los caramelos a los niños?”

Notice that in a question we don’t translate “Did”. It is as though we are saying “You gave the sweets to the children?”

Another issue has emerged here which is the “object pronouns” (me, les, te, lo etc.) We will come back to them a little later.

Now for another irregular verb in

Mabs newsflash

CALLING ALL you Gooners out there – at our Gala Night on Sunday 25th April, at the Sensol Hotel in Camposol, an Arsenal shirt signed by the Team and a personally signed book from John Motson, the legendary Match of the Day Commentator, will be auctioned off.

Tickets are available from: Kevin’s Fly Screens, 650 662 579; Costa Calida Radio, contact Julie at 618 022 073; MABS General Enquiry Line 620 582 418; and the MABS Fundraising Team lead

by Sue, at 634 338 189.

The next fabulous fixture is a superb ‘Table Top’ sale on Sector B Commercial Centre on Friday 30th April.

Remember, like any successful Football Club, we rely on our supporters so come along to as many events as you can. For General Enquiries call 620 582 418 (11.00 to 16.00, Mon to Fri) Email: mazmabs@hotmail.com Web site www.mabsmazarron.com or www.mabscancersupport.org

this tense: HACER which means “to make” or “to do”. This is very useful for asking questions about people actions in the past. Here it is first in all its glory: hice - I did/made hiciste - you did/ made hizo - he or she did/made hicimos - we did / made hicisteis - you (plural) did/made hicieron - they did/made A typical question therefore is “¿Qué hiciste ayer?” “What did you do yesterday?” You can already answer this question quite competently with the verbs already studied in the past tense.

Have a go at it now! You probably won’t need the verb “hacer” in the answer but you might want to say “I went” which is “fui”.

Yes, this is a highly irregular form of that lovely verb “ir”. We have that to look forward to next week. See you then.

Jane Cronin Spanish language courses for Spring 2010 Start date 26th April at Los Arcos Restaurant, Torrevieja Tuesdays and Thursdays Level One: Survival Spanish 10.00 –11.30 Level Two: Essential Spanish 11.45 - 13.15 Level Three: Practical Spanish 13.30 –15.00 Mondays and Wednesdays Level Four: Grammatical Spanish 13.30 - 15.00 Level Five: Logical Spanish 11.45 - 13.15 Level Six: Successful Spanish 10.00 –11.30 From absolute beginners to intermediate – there is a course for you! Join thousands of others who have benefitted from Jane’s unique teaching style ONLY

45 euros per eight-week course

Enrolment: at Los Arcos Restaurant from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. on: Mondays: 19th April Wednesdays: 21st April Thursday: 22nd April Course descriptions on my homepage at www.janecronin.eu

For more information phone: Adrian 619 488 903 - 968 18 32 58 Or e-mail: janejcronin@gmail.com

Looking fantastic at Looking Good!

THE LADIES of La Zenia were all very fashionable at Looking Good Boutique on Saturday 10th April. Louise, Helga and the team hosted their annual fashion show, exhibiting the new collections by the world famous Canadian brand Joseph Ribkoff. Looking Good are the only outlet to stock Joseph Ribkoff on the Costa Blanca, so shoppers to the store are always going to get something very special and somewhat unique.

All of the models were on top

form and everyone was shown lots of inspiration on what they should be wearing this spring/ summer. Looking Good will be hosting another fashion show on Saturday May 1st to show their summer collections. Head along there for the show starting at 11.00 to be inspired and Looking Good this summer!

You can contact the ladies at Looking Good on 966 760 479 or visit www.lookinggoodboutique.net

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music scene Wine tasting & classical music – 24th April

Radio presenter wanted!

Heat FM 101.8/106.8 Denia to Alicante. We’re looking for a vibrant, fun EXPERIENCED presenter to work in modern air conditioned studios.

Compiled by

Eric Taylor

If you are passionate about music send your aircheck to

jill@heatradio.fm or call us on 619 151 322

ET’s Golden Oldies Disco Tel: 965 748 199 659 921 875 or email: etinspain@hotmail.com

If there are any music venues or acts that wish to be featured in this column, please contact Eric directly.

THESE EVENTS are held in elegant restaurants where outstanding cuisine matches the quality of the finest wines from visiting Bodegas, tasted throughout the five course dinner.

Cava aperitif from Bodegas Vicente Gandía Plá and five top wines from Grandes Vinos y Viñeros, DO Cariñena will be presented by Colin Harkness, wine writer and critic. The next one is being held in the Hotel Tossal D’Altea, Altea, on Saturday 24th April at 20:00.

There will be classical and

Dolce Divas

contemporary music performed by the lovely ‘Dolce Divas’ - Claire Post (soprano/flute) and Kirsty Orr (Piano). The cost per

person is only €40. Reservations are essential - phone Colin Harkness on 629 388 159 or email colin@tinlizzietours.com

Barry Peters ‘The Swingman’

Menu de la Casa from 14.95€

BARRY HAS been entertaining professionally in various restaurants, golf, tennis, bowls clubs and lounge bars in the Moraira, Calpe, Denia and Javea areas over the past three years, successfully establishing a well-earned reputation as ‘The Swingman’. Singing a wide variety of Swing, Ballads, Pop, Rock ‘n’ Roll and even a touch of Country, Barry easily adapts each performance to suit the venue and his audience, with a confidence, style and personality that has everyone singing along and dancing to the music.

Gigs for April: Sunday 18th - Gurka House Restaurant, Calpe Friday 23rd - Monro’s Carvery, Pedreguer Saturday 24th - So What Bar, Calpe Port, Calpe Available for restaurants, hotels, clubs and private functions. Please contact Barry for more information and bookings by e-mailing barry@theswingman.com or call 637 847 860.

Full A La Carte Menu

The Cleverly’s - Anglo/Spanish band

The Cleverly’s

DUE TO the fantastic response to the first public appearance of ‘The Cleverly’s’, they will be once again performing at the El Chiringuito Beach Bar, Calpe on Saturday 17th April, at 21.00.

Some of you may recognise three of the band members: Vic Ryan (Lead Vocals & rhythm guitar); Paco Moncholi (drums); Filipe Cortijo (bass guitar) and introducing Brian Jones on (lead guitar). This is a

Calpe based Anglo/Spanish Band specialising in Pop/Rock. Let’s welcome in the Spring with a good old knees up to some of your old favourites and some more up to date ‘Classics.’ The El Chiringuito Bar is located on the Playa Arenal (bottom of the Gabriel Miro), in Calpe overlooking the sea.

For further information about the venue or the Band, please call Vic or Chris on 606 994 625.

Focus

M R O D N BE

The

Country Dunc

AFTER A few weeks away in the UK playing gigs, Country Dunc is back in Benidorm and still entertaining with his Country Show.

Duncan Whitaker, who hails from Beeston, a suburb of Nottingham, has been a professional entertainer for over 12 years working in many venues, the past six of which he was part of a Blues Brothers Tribute Show aboard the cruise ships for Ocean Village. He decided it was time for a change, so he opted for the Country Scene and came over to Spain.

I saw him at his latest venue, the Two Seals located on Calle Lepanto, where he

Sharni vocal entertainer

SHARNI HAS over twenty years experience in the entertainment business with residencies in five star hotels in the Middle East and major holiday/leisure resorts in the UK. Since arriving in Spain, Sharni has been in great demand at many venues in the area. She is ideal for cabaret, dancing or easy listening – singing hits from the 60’s to the present day. Sharni will also be performing at the Moraira Music Festival on Sunday 6th June. For bookings and more info: phone. 690 169 975.

Gigs for April: Friday 16th - Ambience Cabaret Bar, Moravit, Moraira Saturday 17th - So What Bar, Calpe Port, Calpe Monday 19th - Presleys & The Tower Lounge Bar, Benidorm Friday 23rd - Lagonda Bar, Calpe Saturday 24th - Platino’s Lounge Bar Arenal, Javea Monday 26th - Delphin Bar, Calpe

Every week Nigel Turner, Cumberland Bar, Benidorm will be doing a Focus report on the nightlife of Benidorm and the artists performing there. Should any artist/venue wish to be included :– contact Nigel on 685 550 106, email: ngltur@aol.com, web site: www.cumberlandbarbenidorm.com

performs six nights a week. There was a good crowd in the house the night I went and they enjoyed the music of Johnny Cash; Kenny Rogers; Don Williams; Garth Brooks and a few thrown in from the Eagles.

Duncan obviously knows his country music and performs the songs very much in the style of the artist who originally had the hit. If the Country Music scene is to your taste, go along and see Country Dunc - he is at the Two Seals every night except Thursday.

For more details, call the bar on 637 012 509 or contact Duncan direct on 633 332 514. There is also a website you can browse at www.myspace.com/countryduncan

16 April - 22 April 2010

Casting a spell

by Jack Troughton

S

HOW GROUP Sounds Familiar promises an enchanting evening of music when it returns to the stage to perform songs from West End and Broadway successes.

Musical Magic is a mixture of hits from shows like Anything Goes and Carousel to Blood Brothers and 9 to

5 – including along the way Grease; Chicago; Cats; Les Miserables and many more.

Producer and musical director Philip Ashley told RTN: “The music for this show has been more challenging for the cast,” and added some of the more difficult numbers including Jellicle Cats and a Rodgers and Hammerstein medley.

Joining Sounds Familiar

Theatre company invite MONTE PEGO Theatre Company is staging a special performance in Denia as part of the Marina Alta town’s week long celebrations of Day for Europe on 5th May. The group accepted an invitation from Denia Town Hall to perform David Tristram’s hilarious comedy The Extraordinary Revelations of Orca the Goldfish. The play is a look at the unusual lives of Henry and Alice, who flit between fantasy and reality. Their passions and desires explode as two worlds a million miles apart are on a collision course – with pet goldfish Orca the only witness.

And the play is being staged at the Teatro-Auditorio Centro Social at 20.00. Entrance is free to the comfortable venue which has a capacity for 430 guests – and the show is not long, giving the opportunity to sample food at one of Denia’s many restaurants afterwards.

Orca the Goldfish

at the Casa de Cultura, Calpe, on 2nd June will be youngsters from Javea’s Theatre Express for a typically energetic performance and including two numbers they performed at Her Majesty’s Theatre, London, this spring.

Philip said previous shows

by Sounds Familiar had the cast on stage throughout in a themed setting – the first in a bar and the second at an Oscar-style awards ceremony.

He said Musical Magic was being performed in a more traditional style and without narration so songs would seamlessly flow from one to the next. And Philip said that once again Sounds Familiar was pleased to be supporting Friends of the Children of EMAUS with a guaranteed 25 percent of ticket sales going A mixture to charity. of hits will Tickets are priced at €12 be sung for adults and €8 for children. including The doors open on 2nd June Cats

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Food, glorious food!

Hot Roast beef and mustard!

While we’re in the mood -Plum crumble and custard!

Just picture a great big steak -Fried, roasted or grilled Oh, food, Wonderful food, Marvellous food, Glorious food!!!!!

There´s something to burst into song about at…

Songs from shows Les Miserables will be performed

at 19.30 and curtain up is at 20.00. Tickets are available from the Book and Card

Restaurant El Paraiso, Daily 5 course menu 12.95€ Easter Friday The NOMAD 12.95€ Sunday 11th Barry Peters 14.75€

Shop, Av. Gabriel Miro, Calpe, by calling 965 581 483, or via www.soundsfamiliar.es

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Auditions for the new Joseph show begin next week

By Jack Troughton REHEARSALS FOR the blockbuster musical ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’ begin next week with singers and dancers still needed to join the cast.

Footlights Theatre Group is staging the Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice show on the Costa Blanca in November. Work begins at rehearsals on Thursday 22nd April at Marcia’s Dance Centre, Calpe, at 20.00 and the show will be choreographed by Sue Benson, with an emphasis on exciting and energetic stage dancing.

Director Trevor Harder told RTN: “The group is looking to recruit additional singers and also younger dancers, both boys and girls, who are reasonably tall and can move well on stage. “As the title of livelier musical numbers in the show says, it is ‘Go, Go, Go, Joseph.”

Anyone interested in being in the Footlights performances at the Auditori de la Mediterrania, La Nucia, on 12th and 13th November and in Calpe the following week, should call Trevor on 965 780 198 or 618 164 351.

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Realistic plants for apartment gardens by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

AS DISCUSSED two weeks ago, we have written a new book titled ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’ to help you and every other expatriate and Spaniard have apartment terraces, balconies and windowsills that are colourful, perfumed and productive with very little effort and outlay. There is no longer any reason why apartment blocks need to look bare and abandoned, whether you live in your apartment all the year round or only for selected weeks and months.

WHY IT HASN’T HAPPENED TO DATE The main reasons are as follows: • Wrong choices of plants. Almost all the annuals that people planted in window boxes and other containers in the UK do not survive here in Spain unless watered several times a day and even then only if sheltered from the hottest hours of sun. But selected drought resistant plants do. So over the years we have researched on your behalf what plants thrive well on apartment terraces, balconies and windowsills in full sun, semi shade and deep shade under summer and winter

conditions, both on the coast and inland.

Some 120 are described and illustrated in ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style.

• Unsuitable containers and compost mixes when more suitable containers are no more expensive and improved composts easy to buy or mix up. The new book has an A to Z of containers and tells you how to purchase and prepare effective compost mixes.

• Frustration that unsuitable plants have often died. All too often because of under or over watering and the insect and fungal attacks that unhealthy plants attract. Choose the right plants and water them correctly – often less than you think – and ‘Gardens of Eden’ and ‘Hanging walls of Babylon’ are very feasible as illustrated by the many coloured photographs of existing windowsills, balconies and terraces in ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style Apartment.’

• Not recognising how quickly the outdoor living space of apartments can be transformed by both resident and holiday owners. If you are not permanently resident it is possible to plant drought resistant plants, install an inexpensive watering system, increase the moisture retaining powers of composts and use other things such as tiled murals, ceramic plates and pots and dried and artificial plants.

• Not recognising how much just a couple of well planted window boxes and a perpetually flowering/fruiting lemon tree can improve

Brighten up your apartment block with Clough & Dick’s new book

your environment for siestas, a quiet read and al fresco wining and dining. And for the fun of the latter, suitable solar cookers are now available.

• A lack of community spirit to make an apartment block the most colourful in the area. Unfortunately there are no longer best kept village or town competitions in Spain, as there are in France and in some areas of the UK, where years ago there was a joy in waiting even for a delayed train admiring the flower and vegetable gardens of the stationmaster and porters. Even in a once colourful Andalusia the ‘Concursos de embellecimiento de fachadas y balcones’ are no longer sponsored by the regional governments. Just before Christmas we launched the concept of ‘Growing circles’ in a weekly column. It could work well in apartment blocks.

• Time. Yet apartment gardening takes little time, can be done 24 hours a day and on covered terraces it can be done on rainy days.

We look forward to more enjoyable strolls amongst coastal tower blocks.

Perhaps Torrevieja Council could establish a tower block competition even before the first foundation stone of the recently approved Skyscrapers are laid. Perhaps RTN sponsored? Perhaps a copy of Mediterranean Apartment Gardening’ presented to the Major as a first step?”

Next week we will discuss ‘Self sufficiency in the sky.’ How to harvest a salad from our 2.5 square metre terrace micro allotment; just twenty varieties of salad vegetables at present.

‘Mediterranean Apartment Gardening - terraces, balconies and windowsills’ will start to appear in bookshops during April. For speed and convenience, the book can also be ordered from the internet bookshops of Santana Books and Bookworld. Also by phone from Santana on 952-485 838. We hope to do a launch at the ‘This Is Spain’ Show in La Zenia next weekend.

BY CLODAGH AND DICK HANDSCOMBE practical gardeners and authors who have enjoyed gardening in Spain for themselves and at times others for twenty five years. New book ‘Apartment Gardening - Mediterranean Style’ is to be published this month and can be obtained from high street and internet bookshops including www.gardeninginspain.com for the fastest deliveries.

Naturaexpo Fair NATURAEXPO, A FAIR promoting organic products and healthy living, is to take place on 17th and 19th April in Finestrat.

Naturaexpo provides a business opportunity to professionals in the market, offering commercial space in which to interact with other professionals and consumers. Here is a showcase in which to display and discover an extensive range of quality organic products, produced naturally using environmentally friendly processes. The healthy living environment will be profiled in public workshops where new activities and concepts may be learned. The fair is open from 10.00 until 21.00.

New touristic walking route opened

The villagers at the walk

LAST SATURDAY 10th April, a group of some forty villagers, including Clodagh and Dick Handscombe, joined an inaugural walk of a recently signposted scenic and historic walking route circling the historic and green Barx-La Drova valley, some 12 kilometres inland from Gandia.

At the end of the walk, the Mayor kindly provided refreshments for the entire group which included members of a year old village walking club. The walk follows tracks, rural roads and paths around what was originally a Moorish agricultural and hunting valley, until 1298 when it became part of the monestery lands of the Royal Monestery of Santa Maria de La Valldigna, until the dissolution of the monestries in 1836. The Barx land was then purchased by previously feudally managed tenant families and the La DrovaMonestary Summer houses and vineyards initially by vine

makers and then families from Jalon, who built the Riu Rau arched sheds for drying raisins.

The 14 kilometre circular walk that can be done as one or in stages, tours both parts of the valley and passes historic springs; fish ponds; washing places; ice houses; lime kilns and the shortly to be opened museum of the nearby neolithic Papallo cave, inhabited from 25,000BC. It is classed as a moderate walk with an accumulated climb of 280 metres and in the spring is flush with wild flowers.

The start point is the church in Barx or the fountain in La Drova. An English and Spanish leaflet can be obtained from the town hall in Barx. As members of the Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers will remember, when Clodagh and Dick led walks the Barx/La Drova valley was regarded as the heart of green walking, being greener than more southern valleys of the Valencia and Alicante regions.

Readers’ recipes

Risotto

THIS IS a dish where patience is more important than culinary skill because, once started, you must stay by your pot but I forecast you’ll think it worth it.

Serves 2 INGREDIENTS: 1 medium onion, chopped 120g round rice – paella rice is perfect 1tbsp olive oil 500ml chicken stock 50ml dry white wine 3tbsp grated Parmesan cheese (our Spanish Manchego is a good substitute) 1tbsp butter

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5. Now add the first ladle of HOT stock and keep stirring (if you like a glass of wine while cooking, make sure it is within reach as you cannot leave the dish now).

6. When the stock is almost fully absorbed add another and continue in this way until there is only about one ladle left. Add the chicken and mushrooms and stir gently. Finally add the last of the stock and, when this is nearly absorbed check that the rice is just cooked.

7. Now add the butter and half the Parmesan and again stir gently.

8. Serve and decorate with the remaining cheese.

ADDITIONS: 6 small Mushrooms, chopped to sugar cube size 175g cooked chicken – from Sunday roast?

OTHER SUGGESTED ADDITIONS: Cubed York Ham and asparagus: wild mushrooms and roasted red pepper: small prawns and peas and… experiment with your own ideas.

METHOD: 1. Heat the oil in a heavy based pot and add the chopped onion. Cook until soft but not brown.

2. On another hob heat the stock until it is simmering.

3. Add the rice and continue cooking until the rice starts to turn translucent.

4. Pour in the wine and turn the heat up so the rice cooks and the alcohol burns off.

Jim McEleny Don’t forget: if you have a recipe that you would like featured in RTN please email to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com Artien is created and illustrated by Jan Gamm

RBL goes walking Some walkers with Adele (third left) and Philip (second right) who planned the routes

ON THE MORNING of Sunday 11th April, around 30 members and friends assembled in Hondón de los Frailes for the regular Poppy Walk. The weather was warm, sunny and calm and gave great opportunities for good photographs of the surroundings.

There was a mountain walk of 5k and also a 10k route for those more serious walkers in the group. The Hondón Valley Branch meet on the third Tuesday of each month at

Restaurante Monte Alto, Polígono Industrial, Hondón de las Nieves at 19.15. Following the more formal part of the meeting, members and visitors are entertained with a varied social evening.

For more details, contact the Secretary on 677 376 770 or email secretary.hondonvalley3577@gmail.com For details of all other Branches in the area: www.spainnorth.legionbranches.net.

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Up ‘n’ Vibin’ E

Vibes From The Costas by

Tony Poole

from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com

VERYBODY LIKES jazz… the problem is - not a lot people know that. The jazz music impresario and producer Norman Granz said, “The public, hearing pop music, is, without knowing it, also soaking up jazz.” Pianist and composer Herbie Hancock, one of the greatest living jazz musicians, said, “Jazz has borrowed from other genres of music and has also lent itself to other genres of music” and the legendary Satchmo famously said, “If you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know.”

‘What is jazz’ is a looming debate amongst fans and music critics; one of the World’s most frequently asked questions, such as “What is the meaning of life?” or “How do I open a Facebook account?” Musicians usually prefer to stay out of the argument.

Vibes player Roy Ayers explains, “People are always defining and redefining music. My style of playing has been characterised as Smooth jazz and Acid jazz. I listen as I play: I’m not caught up in defining the type of music I play.” Guitarist Pat Metheny: “I don’t worry too much about the fundamentalist principles that are in almost any discussion about jazz.”

The music’s West African pedigree is evident in its use of improvisation and rhythms. However, Art Blakey said, “No America: no jazz. I’ve seen people try to connect it to other countries, for instance to Africa, but it doesn’t have a damn thing to do with Africa.”

Jazz is difficult to define because it comes in many different forms. The word ‘jazz’ first came into music around 1915, in Chicago. Jazz was played in

Jazz bass player Roger Eames of Jazz Greats

International recording artistist Mauri Sanchis from Alcoy

New Orleans prior to that but it wasn’t called jazz. From the early beginnings of Ragtime and Dixieland, the music has progressively evolved. Next came the big bands with the ‘Swing Era’, then the Be-bop of the 40s, to which any Trad purist will blame the death of jazz on the innovative jazz saxophonist Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker. Then a series of sub-genres followed: Cool jazz, Hard bop, Modal jazz, Free jazz, Latin jazz, Post bop, Soul jazz, fusion, jazz-funk, Smooth jazz, Acid jazz, Nu jazz plus we’ve even had Jazz Rap, Jazz House and Punk jazz in the mix... phew, did I miss anybody out?

Trad and mainstream has a large ex-pat following on the Costa Blanca, played in bars and restaurants by local bands like Jazz Greats; All That Jazz; the Keith Monk Trio and the mobile jazz club CIJA. The summer festivals

offer world class programmes of international artists, modern and Latin forms being most prominent. Whilst night clubbers prefer Acid jazz and Nu jazz, forms that utilise R&B and hip-hop breakbeats, Alcoy’s Hammond organ endorser Mauri Sanchis being well positioned at the forefront of the ‘groove scene.’

My learned music amigo and local DJ, John Fitzgerald, wisely states: “There are only two types of music - good and bad.” So, if you appreciate ‘good’ music, just be careful if you happen to say, “I don’t like jazz.” You probably do; maybe you just don’t know it. Duke Ellington, one of greatest figures in the history of jazz will conclude this confusion: “By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn’t want your daughter to associate with.”

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NOW THAT our pantomime is over we are rehearsing for our next production – ‘Café Rene’ – which will take the form of a Supper Theatre at the Olympia Restaurant on 22nd, 23rd and 25th May. Tickets at €15 are now on sale and can be purchased at the Panaderia in Campoverde on Tuesday and Thursday 12.00 – 14.00, at the Olympia on Monday and Wednesday 14.00 – 16.00, or by phoning Margaret on 966 763 783 or Colin 966 774 127. Should anyone require a vegetarian meal, please inform Margaret or Colin when purchasing tickets.

The AGM of the group will be held on Monday 19th April at 15.00 in the Olympia Restaurant. For any further information, please contact Dorothy 966 261 812.

Mas Espanol EARLY RETIREE Frank Thompson spent five years trying to learn Spanish, ready to quit after getting nowhere fast despite diligent revision and hard work. Almost overnight, after attending Jane Cronin’s Spanish course, the language started to make sense: So here I was, stressed out at the back of a queue somewhere in the middle of the city, collecting my NIE number, which like all things bureaucratic in Spain required a frustrating and bewildering journey.

Today I was accompanied by my Spanish translator who speaks perfect English with a soft Manchester accent: “Como te llamas?” I asked him, with a smug expression on my face.

“Victor,” he answered.

I was on a roll now: after two years of night school I was ready for ‘mas Espanol.’

I asked where he was from but his blank and familiar expression indicated he had not understood me. His mobile rang and Victor talked incomprehensibly, jabbering away. My confidence disappeared like a pin stuck in my balloon. What the hell was he saying?

“I’ll never get this language,” I said in

English, as he ended the call. “I couldn’t understand a single word you said.”

Victor laughed: “I’m not surprised, I was speaking Polish!”

Okay, I am a bit dim to get Polish and Spanish mixed up but this true story illustrates my struggle with this mysterious language.

I tried everything: tapes; DVDs; books; the internet. Spanish is too bloody hard. Not for the first time, I was ready to quit.

Then I attended a course held by Jane Cronin. I have to admit it was the price that first attracted me: twenty four hours of lessons for only €45 - less than €2 per hour! Within five minutes I was hooked.

Her explanations were simple and fun.

Grammatical rules that had so far eluded me seemed simple to follow. I can’t quite explain why. All I know is her teaching works. Even after only a few weeks with Jane I can chat to Spanish people in banks and bars and they smile back encouragingly.

Before I met Jane, learning Spanish for me was a long, arduous journey in an old car with faulty brakes and lights on a dark, foggy night. Now the haze has lifted; Jane has provided me with a detailed map.

Perhaps not next year or the year after that, but one day, I will be able to speak competent Spanish. Thank you, Jane. And your Spanish classes rock.

For more information phone: Adrian 619 488 903 - 968 18 32 58. Or e-mail: janejcronin@gmail.com

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Cryptic Crossword

Sudoku

Across

Down

1. Pain (4)

2. Director (10)

8. Speed up (10)

3. Comfort (4)

9. And so on (2,6)

4. Stress (6)

10. Virtuous (4)

5. Gratify (6)

12. Upright (6)

6. Terrify (8)

14. Stretch (6)

7. Sell (4)

15. Pass away (6)

11. All-knowing (10)

17. End (6)

13. Forcible (8)

18. Operatic song (4)

16. Loophole (6)

19. Rapturous (8)

17. Financial (6)

21. Intentional (10)

18. Military assistant (4)

22. Record (4)

20. So be it (4)

Across

1. A convict returns to the fete (4) 8. But he could be backward politically and no Socialist in sport (4-6) 9. Although discourteous, I am to take a European round it (8) 10. Game piece for Uncle? (4) 12. On stage in a temporary capacity (6) 14. The ball is in her grasp, her expert grasp (6) 15. If taken aback, sees the last of the demons (6) 17. Statue shows cunning construction (6) 18. Bring up to be last? (4) 19. Take the corner too lightly and capsize (8) 21. Fetch ring to restore consciousness (5,5) 22. With which orientals show agreement? (4)

Down

2. There’s surely a fortune to me made in nuclear science (6,4) 3. A singer is included in most normal tours (4) 4. In sight in it, but apparently not likely to be on (6) 5. We are in groups eating confections (6) 6. Photographs from an overheated camera? (8) 7. The smile of the bearer, perhaps (4) 11. Try hard to get power by taking industrial action? (4,2,4) 13. No rating is lacking in knowledge (8) 16. Scrubs most of the finals course (6) 17. A place to meet in the street (6) 18. Makes fun of bones (4) 20. Bound, say, to have water movement (4)

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The handkerchief IT WAS JUST a small violet embroidered handkerchief, fluttering on the line in the breeze; and nobody ever knew where it came from.

A dear friend of mine, Simon, had to cope with the murder of his sister many years ago. He lived in a small village, and when the murderer was released from jail Simon had to cope with the fact that the man who perpetrated such a violent crime was allowed to live and could walk free; whilst he had lost his one and only sister in such a tragic way. When the murderer passed him by in the street, as he often did, there was always a smirk on his face, as if to say that he had paid his debt to society and what could anyone do about it?

Simon was always depressed at the anniversary of his sister’s death. They had been very close in life as brother and sister, and sibling friendship made them even closer, with a connecting sense of humour. They had shared so much together and were living together sharing a house at the time of the killing. One night, Simon’s sister went out on a date. She was dressed to kill, and she was killed; strangled with her own tights and left to die in the front seat of her Mini Clubman, in a lay-by somewhere in deepest rural Essex.

Simon couldn’t come to terms with her sad loss. In some ways I think that he never will fully work out why such a beautiful girl had to die at the hands of a madman; and why subsequently his menacing smirk was allowed to walk the streets such a short time afterwards.

One year I invited Simon to come to Spain and to have a holiday with me. I deliberately chose the time around the death of his sister, hoping that he would respond positively to a dramatic change of scene, and safe in knowing for sure that he wouldn’t have to worry about seeing that terrible man who had caused him and his immediate family so much pain.

It was a very sunny but windy day in late Spring. I had decided to do some washing and

other domestic chores whilst Simon slept away the previous night of celebration. It was good to see him so relaxed that night before and I allowed him the luxury of a lie in whilst I tackled those little jobs around the house that one does better when house guests aren’t around. You know what I mean. Soon a line of washing was billowing on the terrace washing line, and I was dead heading plants and sweeping dead leaves, whilst planning lunch and an afternoon drive up to Guadalest.

Simon responded belligerently after the first coffee, and actually surfaced after the second; making his way to the top terrace where I was taking advantage of the warm sun, having done what I had to around the house.

He sat down and noticed his jeans and a tee shirt almost dry on the line, but his gaze was drawn to something else that was pegged out, fluttering in the wind. It was a handkerchief, embroidered and frilly, and it bore the initial ‘F’.

I did not peg that handkerchief out! I swear it! I think that I would have noticed it. We both examined the violet square, and Simon traced the initial with his finger. ‘F’. He looked at me in such a detached way. This was the day of the anniversary of his sister’s death, a day we had both been dreading, but one which had to come.

I can’t remember what was said through his tears, and subsequently mine for him, but Fiona sent her message to us through Spirit that day, I have no doubt at all. With love, I tried to explain that those in Spirit love to make contact with us, and that certain Mediums, and I am one such, attract objects as spiritually sent gifts or apports.

Whatever, however, that token changed Simon’s life. A token of survival so poignantly sent, with such love and faith! Freely blowing in the breeze on a sunny day God bless you, Miss ‘F’ for the survival message that you sent!

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

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I call it the Spirit World because it is the place for all to move over to when the allotted time comes. This holding point admits all whom have lived on Earth, because they have passed over to the other side. There in the Spirit World is a spiritual need to atone for past misdeeds and to receive forgiveness. Then, and only then can transfer be made to specific areas, such as Heaven, for instance. When I talk of the Spirit World it is a blanket term for those who have made their transition and have survived, free from their Earthly life on the Earth Plane!

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horoscopes by Kenny Corris The Mercury retrograde this weekend allows you to be sure that a message has been sent and that you are advised that you have to be very patient waiting for your reply. Use this time to make sure that you make some positive forward plans to cover any eventuality, and hold fire until you better know what you are up against. You do your very best work under pressure, and something tells you that shortly you will be able to rise to the occasion.

The Sun enters Taurus at the start of a very calm and peaceful midweek. As the source also of the Mercury retrograde at the weekend, there is a need to open up and commit to stability in your life. As the energy of The Goddess of Love flows through your veins, you will be reminded that your love is sent out to all who need it, but it is rarely given to you, even if you really need it. Slow and steady will win hands down in the end and love must now enter your heart.

You are in two minds and the indecision does nothing to help in making your own needs known. The happiness that is now coming your way comes from a need to embrace opportunity and above all to eliminate any fear of failing that so held you back in the past. With new horizons beckoning, and a belief in your ability to embrace and make necessary changes, the future is so much better and your deepest wants and desires so much closer to reality.

This is a great time to show others just what you are capable of. With a gentle boost of power borne by Taurean energy, some of the stubbornness rubs off to help to get the job done. Your highly professional manner and your passion for getting it right can only bring you the accolades that you deserve. Taking charge shows others that you are not only in control, but highly capable and ready to take on that which you know that you must.

Piscean powers bring a new light on an old problem, and in so doing help to bring a solution even closer. Current conjunctions with Chiron herald a new phase in which your talents and gifts are appreciated and your opinion highly sought. There is a wind of change blowing and it brings with it change for the very best for the sake of all concerned. A good time for study, with the learning of new skills; and the need to gen up on something that could prove very useful!

Slow progress is the result of the Mercury retrograde and Taurean energies.

Just wait and see what happens when you let it, but you may have to bite your tongue in the process and be patient. This is a great time to make plans and to consolidate your dreams, wishes and desires. You have an absolute right to move on, but right now you are where you should be, on the threshold of a host of positive new experiences, with an exciting and challenging time close.

Make up your own mind regarding a matter of the heart, and do not bow to pressure in anyway. For such a long time you were learning to connect with the inner you. Now you have made some vital and poignant connections it is time to be sure that your current frame of mind reflects the sanctuary you seek within and that you are satisfied with the way things are going. Look back on your relationship issue and ask yourself just what do you really need right now?

Piscean energies bring you a wonderful week, and hopefully one in which you can enjoy some healthy rest and relaxation. As you look back on all you have achieved it is sure that you now need to conserve some energy for what is yet to come. Though you wouldn’t have it any other way, you can rest on your laurels and enjoy some respite, because there is a period of further hard work around the corner, and this will allow others to see what you are really all about.

A conjunction in your second house of intuition and forewarning calls upon your psychic senses to read between the lines and highlights your heightened sensitivities. A deeper belief in your own abilities would help you so much right now, as your innermost energies warn you that something isn’t right and that no amount of persuasion could make you think otherwise. Trust in your gut reactions and all will work out well if you stay focused.

A great time for domestic chores and projects that centre around the home and which absorb your talents and creativity. There is a need to make changes, and to achieve, and it is especially high time that you worked on all that you have put off doing in the past, but which you must now do! Actions of Uranus and Neptune bring you the motivation and the stamina to get things done, and willpower and determination will get the job done.

You are dogged by slow progress; which takes its time to manifest in the eleventh house this week in the wake of the Mercury retrograde in Taurus. If ever you feel up against it, that time is now, as you start to question your role and your motivation. This temporary state is fuelled by someone who seems to be trying to make things deliberately difficult for you, and who needs to be given a wide berth. A midweek surprise puts a smile on your face!

Chiron brings things to a head and helps you see things the way that they really are, and not how you have chosen to view them. It has been hard enough to rise above current pressures just lately, and therefore subsequent decisions that should have had priority have had to fall by the wayside. Give whatever comes your way this week your very best shot; you may find out that all is not lost, but that you have a need to establish the truth for your own sake.

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8-14 JANUARY 16 APRIL - 22 APRIL2010 2010

Bullas - Murcia LAST MONTH I spent a lot more time than usual in the fabulous Murcian wine producing region of Bullas. In fact, it has been an extremely pleasant change to the norm because the other wine producing regions of Murcia (Jumilla and Yecla) tend Wine to be a lot more flat and barren.

Review by Bullas, on the other hand, is very mountainous and lush and well-worth the visit, especially if Director of Murcia Wine Club taken to the right places!

Bullas is the youngest of the Murcian ‘Denominaciones de Origen (D.O.)’ but is an old growing area. The vines are spread over a large area, running down from the region’s sierras, bordering on Andalucía in the west, towards the Mediterranean plains. The red and rosé wines made from the grapes from Bullas have a distinctive character. This is generally acquired from the Monastrell (or Mourvèdre in French) grape commonly grown in its southernmost territory, which also has quite a cool, sierra-influenced climate.

The granting of D.O. status later in the day than the other Murcian growing areas has encouraged the search for quality through experimental planting of new varieties for

Jonathan Burrows

red, rosé and white wines vinified in new wine-making equipment. Harvests have risen considerably in the last five years and export began in 1999. This is an area of great promise for the future.

When I visit Bullas with clients, we start the day at around nine o’clock from an arranged pick up point in Murcia and head to the Bullas Wine Museum, where clients can see all types of ancient wine-making tools and machinery and learn more about the history and significance of Bullas as a Spanish wine producer. When clients are happy they have spent enough time in the museum, they can enjoy a local wine of their choice before heading up the unbelievably stunning valley towards Bodegas Balcona (a hidden treasure in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by lush green mountains and vineyards as far as the eye can see). This has to be one of the more romantic, most astonishing spots in the World. Whenever I am there, I feel as if I have left the region of Murcia and entered a completely different country! Anyway, our clients

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Bullas in spring

can explore the vineyards and landscape of Bodegas Balcona who, as well as producing their own wines, also supply grapes to numerous other wine producers in the region.

Naturally, our clients get to sample these fine local wines, before heading back down the valley towards the Rafa restaurant for something to eat and no doubt some more wine before setting of back home for the evening.

In case you are looking for

a good wine from Bodegas Balcona to sample, I would recommend the ‘Partal,’ which retails for around €12 per bottle. Nevertheless, this is not going to be my seasonal recommendation, because the sun has started to shine and temperatures are starting to rise again in the region of Murcia (and surrounding regions too I’m sure).

This month I am going to recommend the Mitarte rosé (from la Rioja), because in

my opinion it’s what makes perfect sense at the moment.

Murcia Wine Club is selling this at €3.49 per bottle with free delivery, but if you purchase a full unmixed case (of 12 bottles) you get a 10% discount which equates to 1.4 free bottles per case. This is a very light, crisp and refreshing rosé with a good balance to it. It is sensational value for money and can be enjoyed on its own or as an accompaniment… Ideal for picnics!

Article written by Jonathan Burrows, Director of Murcia Wine Club Tel: 608 708 579; e-mail: info@murciawineclub.com; web: www.murciawineclub.com

New painting exhibition

A painting of Moraira

COMING SOON to The Anneke Residence is another in their popular series of Craft and Art Exhibitions. This time it is a group of artists from the Dutch / Flemish Leisure Club ‘De Lage Landen’ in Moraira to exhibit their pieces.

For around 30 years, the members of the Painting Club have been offered the chance to paint under the supervision of a professional artist, and this new exhibition of varied works, mainly in acrylic, will allow some of the artists’ excellent pieces and interpretations to be viewed free of charge.

The Anneke Residence continually changes the Art & Craft displays on the walls, of different designs, textures and mediums; part of the Care Home’s goal of creating a constantly evolving and stimulating place to live for the residents.

RTN readers are welcome to attend the opening of the new Exhibition on Thursday 22nd April from 16.30 to 18.00 at Anneke Residence. You can go to www.annekeresidence.org for a route map or phone the reception on 966 814 038 between 08.00 and 20.00 daily.

Christine Pons exhibition

The exhibition runs from the 4th May

AN EXHIBITION of paintings

by Christine Pons will be held on 4th May at 12.00 in the La Vila social center ‘Llar Del Pensionista’, Villajoyosa.

The exhibition will run from 4th May until 31st May from 08.00 until 22.00, Monday to Friday.

Live draw in the Costa Blanca

ON FRIDAY 30th April from 16:00 to 19:00 in Rojales, this unique art event will bring together artists’ talent to draw and paint nudes in various poses in front of a live audience. The created artwork will be priced inexpensively on the spot and may be bought right off the pad. (At similar events in the USA, due to buying frenzy, work is often purchased mid-stroke or even pre-purchased sight unseen.)

Viewers are given an intimate glimpse into the creative process of the figurative artist.

They will be able to compare style, technique, and interpretation as each artist approaches the subject in their own unique manner.

Artists will include Martin Robinson,

at whose studio the event will be held - although he is open to a venue change if anyone wants to offer an alternative - and the model will be Cassie from UK. Other artists wishing to take part should contact Martin.

The event is being run as a fund raiser for MS. As with Martin’s weekly life drawing workshops, all profits from the event will go to this charity, his 40-year-old niece having tragically lost her fight with the disease at Easter.

Other artworks by Martin will also be available to purchase on a ‘make-an-offer’ basis, with profits for the charity. For more information, please contact Martin at www.martin-enterprises.com or www.CostaArt.Net or 965 724 927.

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08:00 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series 08:30 FIM Superbike World Championship 08:55 Mobil 1 The Grid 09:20 GT Academy 09:50 The Hills 10:20 Friends 10:55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 13:25 Running in Heels 13:55 Friends 14:25 Batman and Robin 16:45 The Simpsons 17:15 The Simpsons 17:45 Deal or No Deal 18:30 Time Team 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Embarrassing Bodies 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 The Restoration Man 23:00 Frankie Boyle Live 24:05 Dave Gorman in America Unchained

08:00 - 9.05 Childrens TV 09:05 Hana’s Helpline 09:15 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 09:30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:45 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 09:50 Igam Ogam 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Mr. Men Show 10:35 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:35 Wizards of Waverly Place 12:10 The Gadget Show 12:15 Megastructures 13:15 Ice Patrol 14:15 Brits Who Made the Modern World 14:45 Cowboy Builders 15:50 Little Nikita 17:35 Short Circuit 19:25 Five News 19:30 The Legend of Zorro 22:00 Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: the Cradle of Life 24:15 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times

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08:30 Shooting: European Championship 09:00 Cycling 09:30 WTA Tennis 11:00 Masters Snooker 13:00 UEFA Champions League Classics 14:00 Live Cycling 16:00 China Open Snooker 18:00 WTA Tennis 19:00 Eurogoals Flash 19:10 Live WTA Tennis 22:45 Strongest Man 23:45 Freeride Spirit 24:00 China Open Snooker

08:00 Charmed 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Nothing to Declare 10:30 Nothing to Declare 11:00 America’s Next Top Model 12:00 Maury 12:55 Celebs 24/7 13:00 60 Minute Makeover 14:00 Britain’s Next Top Model 15:00 Four Weddings 16:00 Ghost Whisperer 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00 Medium 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 Criminal Minds

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08:30 World Series by Renault 09:00 WTA Tennis 10:00 China Open Snooker 11:00 Live Snooker World Championship 13:45 Live World Series

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Gang Wars on the Costa Book Review by

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WENSLEY CLARKSON is an investigative journalist whose books on true crime have been translated into many languages and sold millions in the genre.

Clarkson goes to the roots of every book he writes and meets with the lowlifes, the gunmen and the drug barons on their own ground. In Gang Wars on the Costa, he uncovers the palpitating heart of organised crime that beats just below the surface of Spain’s Costas.

Clarkson and I walk the same streets and share the same London publisher and I was happy to share some of my own inside knowledge of Costa crime with him as he has done with me on so many occasions, so don’t be surprised to find a few comments of mine in there somewhere, but the book is classic Clarkson.

Gang Wars on the Costa goes

Author: Wensley Clarkson Publisher: John Blake Publishing Price: €15.60 ISBN: 978 1 84454 808 8

behind the scenes to reveal the inside stories of the crime mobs that have turned Europe’s playgrounds into the Costas del Crime. In the last ten years, 100 people have died in a gangland bloodbath that has seen criminal gang culture evolve at an alarming rate, fuelled by the

influx of criminals from Britain, southern Europe, South America and the former Soviet Union.

Clarkson tells it straight with the delivery of a .44 Magnum.

Read the book and bolt the door – your cosy conception of your adopted country is about to be changed, forever.

All the featured books are available off the shelf or by mail order from Librería Europa, Calle Oscar Esplá 2, 03710 Calpe.

Tel: 96 583 58 24; e-mail: libreria.europa.calpe@gmail.com Take along or send this review for a discount of 5% on your purchases.

Penélope Cruz to star in Sex and the City II THE SECOND Sex and the City movie will star Penélope Cruz in a cameo role. The film is due for release in Spain on 4th June and Cruz will play alongside Sarah Jessica Parker, who plays Carrie. The Spanish actress admits to being a

long-time fan of the Sex and the City series, but has not revealed details of her part in the film. Although a scene from the upcoming movie where Cruz flirts with Mr. Big – Carrie’s husband – has been released.

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La Marina ladies group ‘Go Dutch’ THE LADIES of La Marina have come up tops again, after a generous donation of €400 was presented to the Paul Cunningham Nurses. A Dutch auction was held between the ladies themselves, and their Christmas raffle and personal donations have made up the latest donation to support the charity.

Susan Reader, fundraising manager for Paul Cunningham Nurses said: “It feels like going to see a group of friends each time we visit the ladies and once again we were made to feel very welcome.”

Anne Muff, the Paul Cunningham Nursing

Manager, gave a talk and updated the ladies on how the charity is progressing.

Karen Mountfield, who looks after the Paul Cunningham Nurses office in La Marina, thanked the ladies for their continued support and talked to them about the exciting forthcoming Dinner and Dance to be held on 2nd May at The Marjal Camping Site.

Paul Cunningham Nurses is a registered charity and provides nursing care and support to people who are terminally ill. For further information or to make a donation, go to www.paulcunninghamnurses.com

(L-R), Toni Wigglesworth Karen Mountfield, Elizabeth Ashe-Brown, Jean White and Anne Muff

Charity music night not to be missed

Torrevieja Costa Lions Club helps ADIS Vega Baja

Lions Vice President Iain Bennett and Janette Bennett with Josefina Valero Martinez and all the children

THIS YEAR the Torrevieja Costa Lions Club are dedicating their fund raising efforts to help the children of the area.

On 10th April, the Lions sponsored an excursion undertaken by ADIS VEGA BAJA, to Albergue Granja Park in Alumbres near to Cartagena, a children’s animal and bird

farm, with a cash injection of €2,000. ADIS VEGA BAJA, based in Orihuela, headed by ADIS Presidenta Josefina Valero Martinez, consists of volunteers and parents working together to bring normality to disabled children through education and cultural activities. Anyone wishing to offer support

to ADIS can do so by contacting on e mail adisvb@yahoo.es or 966 343 085, or visiting www.adisvegabaja.org Torrevieja Costa Lions Club meets on the second Thursday of every month at 19.30 in Hotel Cabo Cervera, La Mata. Visitors are welcome.

THE LA PEDRERA Bar and Restaurant in Bigastro and Elite Entertainment have teamed up to support Paul Cunningham Nurses.

The event takes place on Wednesday 21st April and entrance money for this fantastic music night has been set at just €3. All of this money will be donated to Paul Cunningham Nurses – don’t worry if you don’t want to drive, for this one we are planning to have a coach!

Tony Lincoln will be there along with Andy Jones, Tony Kelly, Lucinda, Suzanne James, Maria O’Hara and Shadogies – tribute to THE SHADOWS! Hope to see you there! Call 966 713 503 or 629 869 959 or email sueinthesun@terra.es for tickets or more information.

Bar stop pulls it off Craft fayre brings in the crowds for Afghan heroes

Ray waiting for the waxing to begin

MORE THAN 100 people poured into The Bar Stop in Urbanisation La Marina for the Good Friday Fun Day for Afghan Heroes, to raise money to help support British Troops in Afghanistan.

Ray Churchill was prepared to have his chest waxed on the day to raise money. He contacted Jackie, of www.expats4afghanheroes.com, the Spanish branch of Afghan Heroes.

There was a raffle and a BBQ and by 17.30 Ray had built up the courage

to have his sponsored chest wax, with locals paying €5 to pull off a strip!

“The small amount of pain that I went through is nothing compared to what some of our brave lads go through who have limbs missing,” said Ray. An impressive €1,542 was raised.

If you would like to hold an event, buy a wristband or a car sticker, please contact Jackie on www.expats4afghanheroes.com or call 697 501 992.

The fayre raised over 1000€

THE HUGELY SUCCESSFUL Easter MABS Craft Fayre was held at Las Claras in Los Narejos, showcasing photography; hand-made cards; jewellery; artwork and other handicrafts. Zigi and her girls put on an excellent fashion show and the MABS ‘Nearly New’ sale was extremely popular.

“We’re delighted with the outcome of the weekend, having raised in excess of €1,000,” said MABS Fundraiser, Janet Bell.

If you missed out on the Craft Fayre, why not go

along to one of the Ladies Days planned during May and June in La Manga, Los Alcázares and Los Urrutias. Visit www.mabsmurcia.com or call Tracey on 671 138 963 for full details or to book a stall.

MABS Murcia/Mar Menor offers help to those affected by cancer, providing drivers, translators, information, equipment or a shoulder to lean on.

To volunteer, donate or to get help, contact MABS on 693 275 779, email: info@mabsmurcia.com or visit the website: www.mabsmurcia.com

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Computing

Spam emails

Ken from the UK asks: Hello Aunty, I’ve just been reading your page and refer to the email from Pat regarding Photo editing.

I occasionally use a couple of free download sites that are quite comprehensive in what they can do. They are as follows: www.fotoflexer.com and www.picnik.com Perhaps these may be of help.

Aunty says: Thanks for that Ken. I had a look at fotoflexer and it is very good. I will have a play with picnic.com and let you know how I get on.

Dennis via email asks: I am hoping you will be able to advise me on the problem I am having at the moment. For the past two days I have had over 3,000 spam emails giving a message ‘unable to deliver’. I believe they are coming in hoping to get into our address book. We have previously added AAAAAAAA@AAAAAA at the top of our address book to stop anyone getting past. Is there anything we can do stop messages coming in.

with aunty virus

noticed you have a company email address, so it may be best changing this as a starting point. Certainly scan your computer for virus and spyware and maybe check some of the undeliverable emails to see the destination address they were heading to. Let me know how you get on.

Aunty says: Hi Dennis. If you’re receiving 3000 ‘unable to deliver’ email warnings then I think we will need to investigate this a bit more. From what you’ve told me I suspect either your email address is being used by spammers, or you may have a virus on your computer that is able to generate POP3 emails without you knowing. If your email address is being used to generate and deliver spam then there is little or nothing you can do and I

Malwarebytes blocked Laptop charger Edward via email asks: Hi Aunty, just a quick question if I may, not a big hassle but annoying. I have the Malwarebytes programme on my Laptop, and up to now have had no problem. However when I have scanned my Laptop (once a week), programmes advises that I need to restart computer to finish. Now when I do that, I am presented with a message from Windows that they have blocked a programme that is run on start up, check the box, and it’s Malwarebytes that is being blocked. It is possible of course to unblock each time, but why

would they suddenly decide they don’t like this programme?

Aunty says: This is a security feature built into Vista and Win7 that warns you of any programs that are running on startup and adding themselves to your System Tray (icons in the bottom right corner) Why it has just started I cannot be sure. There is a fairly complicate registry hack that will disable this feature but I would suggest trying out the Vista Manager 4.02 program from download.com. It cost about 25€ but it is very useful.

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Alan from Benidorm asks: I have a charger from a defunct laptop and would like to know if it is safe to use it for another laptop as it would be convenient to be able to plug in in two places around the house without moving the original charger.

Aunty says: It will need to be the same voltage and amperage Alan. It will also need to have the same physical size connector, and on some older power supplies the polarity was different (i.e. positive on the outer part of the small plug) This should all be marked on the power supply and on the underside of the laptop.

Wifi error

Jeff via email asks: Hi Aunty, I use Windows Vista Home Premium. The problem I have is I use wireless internet in my apartment and throughout the building with no problems using my D Link router but when I visit a shopping centre or somewhere else which says they have free wifi I cannot get onto the internet. If I try and diagnose the problem it says Windows cannot identify any problem! I have tried four different locations without success.

In one of the shopping centres I get a message saying I may have to adjust my browser! (Have not got a clue what this means). Any ideas please!

Aunty says: Hi Jeff. Normally this problem is down to the security key that most wifi connections require and the first thing you need to establish is whether the wifi connection you are trying to connect to has security enabled.

When you click on the network icon in the bottom right of your screen you should see an option to connect to a network and then browse/scan for available wireless signals in range, and at this point you can see if it an unsecure network or whether it needs a code. If it is unsecure then you should be able to simply click on it and then ‘connect’. Try this first and let me know what happens.

That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out

motoring

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Question: A bit of a daft question for which I cannot seem to get any answers: am I right in presuming that the most suitable engine oil for cars in Spain is a viscosity of 20W-50 or maybe 20W-40?

by

Brian Deller

Author of Motoring in Spain

BEING A retired engineer (originally a licensed aircraft one and then, for many years, as I have noted in the preface in my book, I used to run large workshops for mining and earth-moving machinery), although my selected area here in Spain for my retirement years has been just the motoring laws, I will answer your question very simply: The best oils are those advised by the vehicle manufacturers for specific vehicles. Generally I have always used fully synthetic since they have been available (for about 15 years now), as longterm controlled tests in the past have shown that they are by far the best for protection against excessive heat and give a very long life before an oil change is needed. This applies to gear oils as well as engine oils. Semi-synthetic is mineral oil with additives, which all oils in the last 50 plus years have had, so fully synthetic is much better.

The SAE number (Society of American Automobile Engineers; Google for more info as well as on the oils) is the tested standard for the oil so an SAE 10W-40 means that the oil is as thick as a base oil (without additives) at zero degrees Fahrenheit (as used by the Yanks) as a 10’ grade oil (thin) and has the same viscosity (thickness) at 65 degrees Fahrenheit as a base

40 single-grade oil, i.e. when it is hot. Chemical additives enable the oil to be thin so the engine can be started easily and the oil reaches the bearing surfaces quickly, thus reducing wear on cold starts but staying thick at higher temperatures to give the best protection, without breaking down so the bearings fail, and staying ‘thick’ when it gets hot. All norma automotive oils now are to the SAE standard for twin viscosity as described above.

The best thing to do is ask the service manager or advisor at the agency for your make of car if your selected one is okay (bought at the supermarket where it is much cheaper?) and also the cans of oil have the specifications printed on the can. If you have a diesel, use oil recommended for diesel engines and vice-versa for petrol, but some oils are okay for both and the can will say so. Ideally, an oil to SAE 5 - 50 is best but not needed here in Spain as the winter temperatures are not very low during start up: in Canada it is a different story.

It is a good question and some of the emails I receive show that perhaps I should ‘branch out’ and give basic advice on these and similar subjects.

I hope this answers your query.

No more space: more next week. Email your questions to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out.

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The new Ferrari 599 GTO

NOW AVAILABLE on www.ferrari.com are the first photos and information on the new 599 GTO, an extreme V12 Berlinetta developed to a specific performance-oriented brief. The 599 GTO is, in fact, the company’s fastest ever road car. It is an exclusive limited edition special which, in true Ferrari tradition, is a completely new concept, albeit inspired by a production car. In fact the 599 GTO is based on the 599XX, the advanced experimental track car, and can be considered almost a road-going version.

The 599 GTO is reserved for just 599 clients who seek the maximum expression of high-performance driving. The 599 GTO benefits directly from the technological transfer from

racing and set a record lap time at Fiorano in 1’24”.

The Fiorano lap time provides just one indication of the potential of this car. Just as significant are the technical specifications – 670 hp in a 1495kg car represents a weightto-power ratio of just 2.23 kg/hp, and ensures a 0-100 km/h acceleration time of just 3.35” as well as a top speed of over 335 km/h.

As is Ferrari’s policy, every new Ferrari features new solutions for a road car. Thus the 599 GTO is equipped with the latest, second-generation carbon-ceramic brakes which are lighter and offer better performance, new aerodynamic innovations, such as the wheel doughnuts which increase

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The web special includes photos, videos and interviews on the new car, while an exclusive preview for a small number of Ferrari clients will be held on 14th April at the Military Academy in Modena. The public debut of the 599 GTO will instead be at the Beijing International Motor Show at the end of April.

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16 april - 22 april 2010

Freewheeling to the Classic Car Show THE WEEKEND of April 9th, 10th and 11th saw the seventh annual Classic Car and Bike show at the IFA (Institucion Ferial Alicante) opposite El Altet airport and a group of Freewheelers paid a visit.

The show was held in the upper hall this year and whilst the layout was improved there seemed to be fewer cars than in past years, although there were more small motor bikes and mopeds than in the past. There was also an abundance of auto jumble as well as new parts, books and tools.

One stall in particular was selling quality tools for the serious amateur or professional. In fact it probably took the do-it-yourself enthusiast longer to look round the tool and parts traders stands than spent looking at the cars. As

is usual, about half of the cars were for sale although there were also club stands and a couple of private collections there.

Refreshments were available at either end of the hall, the usual tapas bar and at the other end the coffee shop, in between a couple of candy stalls just in case you brought the kids.

JAGUAR XK Among the cars to buy was a VW Beetle built in Mexico for €4,300 which seemed reasonable and at the other end of the spectrum was an immaculate Jaguar V Drop Head Coupe at €90,000. And plenty in between, hovering around the €20,000 to €40,000 mark including quite a few Mercedes Benz of various models. There were also

A vintage Packard

some in the category ‘if you need to ask you cannot afford it!’

In addition to the classics there were also some retro replicas such as the very large Excalibur as well as the Spanish version of what a modern Jaguar XK might be, although you had to stretch the imagination a bit to see the resemblance, especially as there

were a couple of genuine XK140s in the show. There was a marked lack of Rolls Royce models this year compared to previous years.

As always there is plenty of variety, including some odd ones like the rather wide 2CV pick-up truck.

Two hours was barely enough but lunch called and a dozen Freewheelers headed back to ‘My

Plaice’ for Fish & Chips. It was a good day out.

Freewheelers next outing is to Gasolinera on the Calpe-Moraira road on 24th April followed on 2nd May by a trip to the Hondon de la Frailes. Please visit www.torreviejainformation. com/freewheelers or e-mail freewheelers08@yahoo.co.uk.

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PROPERTIES REQUIRED for holiday lets in Javea area.

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PLAYA FLAMENCA Corner house, 2 bedrooms, furnished, a/c, garden, patio, solarium, immaculate condition, community pool, ONLY 89.900 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA Luxury corner apartment, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, balcony, solarium with nice views, south facing, off road parking, comm. pool, only 8 mins walk to beach, 99.900 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com CABO ROIG Large corner house, 2 bedrooms, bathrooms, guest toilet, furnished, large balcony, garden, solarium, south facing, off road parking, community pool. 138.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com VILLAMARTIN Detached house, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 terraces, furnished, a/c, storage, central heating, sea views, conservatory, sunny side, parking, community pool.

149.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA BEACH Furnished apartment, 80 m² living area, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, balcony with lovely sea view, terrace overlooking green area, 3 min walk from the beach. 109.000 Euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com GUARDAMAR Lovely 2 bedroom, apartment, furnished, balcony with sea views, lift, only 500m to the beach and close to the centre but quiet area. 139.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com VILLAMARTIN Terraced house, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, large kitchen, a/c, terrace, front and back garden, solarium, storage room, quiet area, close to all amenities. 79.000 euro Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PLAYA FLAMENCA Terraced house, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, furnished, balcony, sunny side, off road parking, community pool, quiet area and close to all amenities. ONLY 109.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com CABO ROIG BEACH Cala Capitan.

Semi detached house, 2 or 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, fire place, furnished, 2 balconies, 2 terraces, big cellar, great seaviews, 1 min walk to the beach. 239.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA Detached villa, 400m² plot, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, dining room, fire place, furnished, nice garden, large storage room and garage, pool possible. 176.000 euro.

Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA Terraced house, 3 bedrooms, bathroom, guest toilet, alarm, roof terrace, off road parking, community pool, lovely sea views, quiet gated community. Only a short walk to the beach! 164.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com WE ARE LOOKING FOR RESALE PROPERTIES ON THE ORIHUELA COSTA. IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOURS, PLEASE CONTACT US. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com

DOLORES Country house.

1700sqm plot. 4 bedrooms, large cellar, summer kitchen. 186.000€ 695923194 SAN FULGENCIO 3 bedrooms detached house with swimming pool.

166.000€ 695923194 VISIT OUR WEB SITE WE HAVE THE BEST PRICES!!!!!WWW. VENDOPISO.COM SICKNESS FORCE SELL Villamartin Blue Lagoon,Villa, 400qm plot, 180 qm livingspace, garage, 2 sep apartments 4 bedrooms 3 bathrooms,seaview 154.900 € 669 283 973 www. costablancaproperties24.com LOS ALTOS Bungalow,2 bedrooms,terrace, 96.000 €, 669 283 973 www. costablancaproperties24.com SICKNESS FORCE SELL Villamartin EL Galan,Villa, 240qm plot, 4-5 bedrooms, pool, seaview, southwestfacing 165.000 € 669 283 973 www.costablancaproperties24.com FOR OUR RUSSIAN CLIENTS we require looked after 2nd hand properties pref. near the beach) from La Mata to Cabo Roig Palmera Mar Inmobiliaria since 2000 Tel/Fax (Manfred) 966 764 678 669 283 973

RECESSION Proof Business.

Vending machines with locations.

Nett. 40,000€ P.Aa One day P.W to service. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 LUXURY VILLA For sale on the Costa Blanca North. A luxury 9 bedroom villa, set in a quiet area, 15mins walk to the blue flag beaches of Calpe. Currently operating as a small bed and breakfast accomodation. The property could be used for many other activities.

This property must be viewed to be appreciated. This is an opportunity not to be missed! For further details contact 628-499-448 or 965-837-948.

PINE FURNITURE Large quantity of flat pack solid pine furniture for sale, includes double and treble wardrobes, bedside cabinets, chest of draws, mirrors, tall boys, side boards, dressing tables, single beds, double beds, king size beds, bookcases, etc. Too much to list, for details tel 628-499-448.

BENIDORM for rent cafe bar Yellow Brick Road. Established 22 years, ready to start. 240€ per week + VAT and 10,000€ Deposit.

Tel: 965-859-233/ 649-010-220

16 april - 22 april 2010 reliable service. Full or part loads and even small deliveries. Spain/UK/Spain.

Credit or Debit cards accepted www. spanishlinks.co.uk Telephone UK office 0044-1209-843-971 EMPTY TRAILER I will be traveling to Santander from Plymouth on the 27th of June with a large box trailer and am looking for a load to bring with me, please contact Steve by email techmart@talk21.com or phone 00441758-713-332 or 0044-1209-820-010 LARGE EMPTY VAN with experienced owner, driver returning to UK regularly.

Dave: 965-329-610/ 686-767-839 STORAGE/ VAN HIRE/ REMOVALS First class storage facilities north and south CB with free access, low cost van hire with or without driver, local and international removals, boxes and packing materials for sale. Call 965681-605 CB south or 965-760-111 CB North www.securistore.com MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846260 or 0044-7519-186-355 email van. man@hotmail.co.uk MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote.

Call Mick anytime 600-247-535

INTERIOR PAINTER One bedroom property from 135€. Two bedroom property from 200€. Three bedroom property from 265€. Fast, reliable service. Will quote for exterior painting. No job too small. For more info. tel: 634-793-984

SERVICE AIR David Higton: (Tel) 966-865-883 (Mob) 629-308-505 (Email) cool@serviceair.biz EXCEL AIRCONDITIONING See main ad on page 19. Tel/Fax (Head Office) 966-897-772. Mobiles: 680-154-432/676-265-675. Email: excelairconditioning@hotmail.com.

All credit/debit cards accepted.

DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK SPANISH? Spanish lessons 652756085 PRACTICE YOUR SPANISH WEEKLY with a native teacher.

Improve your speaking ability. On the internet or personally. From 5€/ person. Call Martin 600-400-668 www. howtospeakspanish.es BRITISH GRADUATE TEACHER offers secondary/ primary tuition.

English/ mathematics. Tel: margaret Johnson B.Ed. 965-350-516/ 616-660-687

WILLS BY UK QUALIFIED MEMBER of Society of Will Writers.

Dual UK/ Spanish recommended.

Home call service. Wills Trusts.

Probate, Powers of Attorney, etc. Tel David Richardson 966-188-941

BMC REMOVALS High volume new luton vehicle. We have over 15 yrs of experience covering all of Europe and the UK providing a professional and reliable service with a personal touch.

If you want the best removal company then call Sue on 620-044-983 or email bmctransport@live.com GRAHAM’S TRANSPORT 24/7 Deliveries, Collection. Spain- UKSpain or any where in Europe.

Reasonable rates. Storage facilities are available in Spain and UK. Tel: Lyn or Graham 661-752-010/ 0044-7733-329-305 SPANISH LINKS LTD Low budget door to door fast collection & quick delivery removals or storage. Weekly

SKY SUPPLIES Full Range Pace, Thompson, Amstrad digi-boxes. White cards, Fault finding. Dish’s Realigned, sold, wanted. LNB’s.

966-194-013/ 600-899-096 COMPLETE SKY SYSTEM Including free to view card. Installed and guaranteed for only 349€. Hurry whilst stocks last. Tel: 617-911-118.

CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE & TELEVISION Forget the rest go to the best for all your digital & TV requirements Steve 660-186-505 Ros 965-584-097 www.ccsattv.com info@ ccsattv.com SKY FREE TO VIEW Small dish & mesh upgrades, yes back on 90€. BBC, ITV, CH4 & lots more.

Also installations/ repairs. 10 years.

Torrevieja. 679-876-926 DIGITAL SATELLITE SYSTEMS Largest supplier and installer of famaval satellite equipment on the costa blanca. A genuine registered company with genuine registered premises. Mon-fri 8:00- 4:30. Www. digitalsatsystems.com 965-852-251/ 965-866-999/ 965-854-528/ 966-804-748 (or see our main ad in the tv section)

RELIABLE TRANSLATION SERVICE in Torrevieja, Orihuela Costa and surrounding areas.

Fluent Spanish and English for any personal or administrative assistance. Tel +34-685-647-906 RELIABLE TRANSLATION SERVICE in Torrevieja, Orihuela Costa and surrounding areas.

Fluent Spanish and English for any personal or administrative assistance. Tel 685-647-906 TRANSLATOR Spanish and English speaking. Available for medical

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visits etc. Benidorm and surrounding areas. Tel Dawn: 626-337-258.

SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years.

We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired.

Structural leaks investigated and repaired. 100’s of private and communal pools successfully repaired on the Costa Blanca.

Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tel Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 Email info@pristineswimmingpools.com www.pristineswimmingpools.com

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MOTORING IN SPAIN

Third Edition VITAL INFORMATION FOR OWNING A CAR AND DRIVING IN SPAIN ORDER YOUR COPY ON LINE AT www.spainvia.com/motoringinspain.htm

or call 666 888 870

PRACTICAL INFORMATION ISBN No. is 978-84-611-9278-6

ACE AUTOS

British & Spanish used car sales

01 CHRYSLER P.T. CRUISER 5 DOOR MANUAL 00 FORD FIESTA DIESEL 5 DOOR A/C P/S 98 RENAULT LAGUNA A/C C.D. LOW KMS 94 HYUNDAI SONATA AUTO,LEATHER, 97 DAEWOO LANOS 3 DOOR A/C P/S 00 CHRYSLER VOYAGER 7 SEATS 2.3 MAN 00 HYUNDAI TRAJET 7 SEATS A/C P/S 06 MERCEDES SMART CAR AUTO A/C 94 PEUGEOT 306 DIESEL RHD P/S E/W

3,950€ 2,400€ 2450€ 1,350€ 1,950€ 3,750€ 3,750€ 4,950€ 950€

99 LAND/ROVER FREELANDER 1.8 3,750€ 98 SEAT CORDOBA A/C P/S E/W 1,750€ 00 CHRYSLER VOYAGER DIESEL 7 SEATS 4,750€ U.K RHD 00 CITROEN XANTIA TURBO DIESEL 1,750€ 98 B.M.W.318 ESTATE A/C ALLOYS 1,500€ 00 RENAULT KANGOO DIESEL VAN 1,250€ MANY MORE CARS IN STOCK ALL WITH NEW ITV/MOT´S P/X ON MOST CARS.

Tel: 620 738 023 10am to 5pm

FIND US NEAR NEW MERCADONNA. PUEBLE PRINCIPLE,VILLA MARTIN

Cars wanted for cash LHD/RHD

DEBTS COLLECTED Europe or Worldwide. Investigations and attorney service. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 WELD IT RITE Mobile welding/ repair service, Metal carpentry/ Fabrication projects. Time served & quallified. tel: 966-490-338 Mobile 638-479467 Email iwanegan@hotmail.co.uk (Moraira based) LOG CABIN FOR SALE 25sqm including all fixes &fittings. 3,500€.

Tel: 675-878-601 QUALIFIED BRITISH TELEVISION SATELLITE SERVICE ENGINEER...

Same day service, all work guaranteed. Call Steve 617-911-118.

TAXIS OMEGA airport transfers in the Costa Calida. Tel: 605-871-331 email: taxis_omega@yahoo.es GUALIFIED TRADESMEN Air Conditioning. Satalitle TV installation, plumbing, electrical, boilers, fencing, painting, balustrades, tiling & general maintenance. Small jobs welcome.

Torrevieja surrounding area. Tel: 965-328-361/ 680-934-549

WOODWORM, BORING BEETLE, OR TERMITE problems? Call Woodtech now on 625-160-325 COCKROACHES, RATS, MICE, WASPS OR HORNET problems?

Call Pestkill now on 625-160-325

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Now with video highlights included as standard. Contact Steve 966-470-163/662-570-702.

FORD MONDEO GHIA TDCI fully serviced, good runner. 2,995e. Tel: 617-489-625 FORD FUSION TDCI 2 years old, CD, bluetooth, low mileage. immaculate condition. 617-489-625 FOR SALE DEAWOO LAGANZA ITV April 2011, SUMA paid 2010, VGC. 1,500€. ONO. You pay change over. Tel: 666-674-162 LOOKING FOR A CAR? FWREUROCARS have over 75 LHD and RHD in stock. For sale or exchange new and used vehicles sourced. Call Frank 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 or simply visit our easy to use website www.fwreurocars.com GOING HOME? Good selection of RHD cars for sale or exchange.

600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com FORD FOCUS ESTATE 1.6 RHD, Zetec 2001, alloys, metallic blue, low mileage, Taxed & MOT. Excellent condition. Absolute Bargain. 2,500€.

699-738-006/ 965-328-700/ 0044922-491-944 RHD FORD TRANSIT 2001, 2.4d, Semi High Top, LWB, Tax & MOT. Clean, drives well. 2500€. Ph 628-667-582 LAND ROVER FREE LANDER Spanish Reg, Fitted with disabled passenger hoist to passenger seat, leather seats, alloys, tow bar, excellent condition. Offers 4,500€.

Tel: 966-463-555 SEAT IBIZA, RED 1.4 petrol, 4 door, 1998. All electric, ITV, 1295€ ono.

Call 966-772-153 or 616-343-218 FORD FOCUS TDCI ESTATE 2003 Spanish car, 130,000Km, new clutch, drives superbly. 4,460€. Denia 686-624-102.

LANDROVER FREELANDER 2.5ES Spanish plated, RHD, Automatic, Towbar, ITV, vgc, bargain 3,000€, Tel: 966-875-240 Mob: 618-182-500.

OPEL CORSA 1.4 - YEAR 1995 Ideal as a first car for a new driver.

A few “dings” in the bodywork but well maintained and cared for. 3 new tyres, MOT to Jan 2011, DVD player etc. 995€ ONO tlf 691-202-307. Altea area (close to Benidorm) 2001 AUDI A4 TDI Black/ Beige leather, Electric seats/ 18’’ Alloy Wheels, Electrical sunroof/ LHD Spanish plates. 10.900€ Negociable.

Call 697-421-568 RENAULT MEGAN II COMFORT EXP 1.9DCI 2004, 5dr, L/H/D, 87,000klms, 2yrs ITV, SILVER. Climate Control. Trip comp, E/W, E/M, Remote C/L, Keyless start. CD Stereo player, 6 Air Bags, Censor lights/mirror Alarm & Imob. Recent tyres, battery, front disks& pads. Very economical, VGC, genuine reason for sale, 5495 euros ono. Tel: 680159-391. (RTN apologize for a mis print on the price last week) WANTED I buy any car, van, Caravan, 4x4 Etc. British, Spanish.

Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com FORD FOCUS diesel, silver 1.6, full service history from new. 42,000kms.

5,300€. Tel: 965-796-702 IVECO 7.5 TONNE BOX LORRY 2001. Tail lift, ideal for taking back to the UK. £1200 recently spent on MOT etc. 3200€. Call 616-343-218

IMPORTING YOUR CAR need headlights. Contact www. headlights4u.com Tel: 966-875-497 or 618-592-396 WANTED UK registration right hand drive cars. Immediate cash settlement. Please phone Rod 687-434-950 or 966-462-089

HARLEY DAVIDSON Harley Davidson custom sportster XL883C 2004 hardly ever used. Spanish registered and pristine perfect condition, blue. Offers around 5,500€. Phone 670-477-010 or 965-319-232

BURSTNER A450 MOTORHOME 4 berth with 6 belted seats, very low kilometres, Spanish Reg. fitted with engine performance kit. LCD TV/ DVD, bluetooth radio, excellent condition. Offers 18,000€. Tel: 966-463-555 MOBILE/ PARK HOMES from 18.000€. TV, A/C, Tel. Some with conservatories, permanent site, pool, Tennis, bar, supermarket, 5 mins walk San Javier. All amenities, 3km beach & hospital. 7 mins Murcia airport by car. Also bungalows to rent. Carol 968-192-425/ 626-055622. EMAIL: haydn47@hotmail.com Web: www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com

16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010 SPORTS POWERBOAT 5M comes with 90 hp engine, trailer and all equipment, can be seen working.

Excellent condition only 6,500€. Call 638-056-224

FAMILYBIKEHIRE.COM Hire-SalesRepairs. The largest selection of bike hire equipment on the Costa Blanca, free delivery and collection. Tel: 966-774-598/ 655-338-066. See us at WWW.CostaBlancaBikeHire.COM (Spanish registered)

CHEF/COOK REQUIRED FOR POPULAR RESTAURANT IN EL RASO. Part time leading to full time for the right applicant. Experience essential. Previous applicants need not apply. Call 636-889-232 AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit yo. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 FEMALES AND COUPLES 18 to 65 required for adult internet photo and video modeling. Excellent rates.

697-697-842.

BALLROOM/ LATIN/ SEQUENCE DANCING with LA BAMBA’s. Los Arcos Restaurant, Avenida Balaeres, Torrevieja, SOCIAL DANCE: Saturday 7pm- 10pm: TUITION: Beginners Monday 10.30am.

Bienvenido Chinese Restaurant La Zenia: Beginners Wednesday 7.30pm; Thursday 11.30am; Intermediates Friday 11am. Tel: Andrea 616-478-157 LINE DANCING every Friday, absolute beginers 11.00AM- 12noon.

Improver intermediate 12Noon -1.30PM. Bar Patricia’s, Torreta’s Torrevieja. New classes commencing 30th March @ Vistabella Gold Club 10,00am-12.00. Call John or Amanda 606-783-989/ 688-611-789 SINGLE IN SPAIN? DON’T BE! www.iwant2meetyou.com Spain’s No1 online dating site. Bringing Ex-Pats and other English speakers together DATEMED.ES Great new online dating site for English speaking people on the Costa Blanca. Free memberships - Join Now! www.datemed.es

LETS HAVE FUN! 63yr old sub/ Dom, switch for men, woman, couples, love mature woman, same sex, couples & crossdressers. Call me (low rate) 655-058-554 TORREVIEJA CHINESE SUPER SEXY GIRL! Young and beautiful.

Calle Orihuela Nº60, 2º1 NATACHA divorced very sexy erotic complete massage. Private apartment. Discreet and hygenic.

50€ half hour. Call La Loma 97, near Avda. Habaneras. Torrevieja centre.

677-676-554 DVDS! Gay, Sado, Bestial, you name it! 7 for 25€. Tel: 697-647-367 SPANISH LADY, PLAYA FLAMENCA Near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€, full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412.

CINDY IS BACK sexiest Venezuelan woman, beautiful body, all your fantasies, alone or tantric massage with her gorgeous friend. La Zenia/ Cabo Roig, 10 mins Torrevieja.

600-784-461 NEW PLACE! TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America. Come and enjoy, economical prices from 40€.

NEW ADDRESS Zone Los Locos beach. 639-622-285 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking.

Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service.

Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo.

609-573-468 or 639-832-118 GORGEOUS ENGLISH BLOND 45 years, gives discreet massage, 1 hour or over night stay, 15 mins Alicante airport. Tel: Karen 662-049-021 THE WEATHER MAY HAVE COOLED but Tanya is still hot! All inclusive 40€. Tel: 626-324-088 JADE my new 21 year-old blonde British girl friend is wearing me out, please help. Men, women and couples - she likes it all. I can join in or you can have her just to yourself in private. In addition we have a selection of our own home made DVDs for collection or by post. Call Steve 697-892-969 SEXY MALE MASSEUR offers relaxation and comfort for women.

At my apartment or yours. Discreet.

Call Sebastian 663-478-337 SEXY COUPLE OR SEPERATE offers fun for couples, women, men.

Relaxed, discreet at our apartment or yours. Call Jasmine/ Sebastian 663-478-337

PETER good looking male offers ladies fun & pleasure, visiting only.

Very discreet. Tel: 607-459-425 ATTRACTIVE MATURE ENGLISH LADY For escorting, dinner dates & more. My Villa is between Torrevieja & Alicante. Also available as an m/f couple. Call (0034) 648-676-277 JAVEA, MORAIRA East European lady, super erotic massage and more. 661-034-261 Hotel & Home visits

“REIKI TERAPHIST” Alternative therapy which treats the whole person including body, emotions, mind and spirit creating many beneficial effects; relaxation, feeling of peace, security and well being.

Fantastic results are reported.

Monica Peral in La Zenia 626-726-861 close torrevieja PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing / domiciliary team.

Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517 JODIE’S GELS Nail technician: Gel nail extensions, gel nail overlays, gel toenails. Finishes: French, colour, glitter. Repairs. Tel: 622-244-613.

WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our free English Call Centre now to find your nearest Meeting. 900-818-794 CREATIVE NAILS Creative acrilic nails. You come to me (Alfaz Del Pi) or I’ll come to you (Altea - Villajoyosa). Fully qualified, 15 years experience. Tel: 669-126-281.

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Don’t whisper about your business

SHOUT about it in

SOLO GUITARIST/ VOCALIST seeks work, blues & Country.

In bars etc. No set price. Pay what you can afford. Tel: Charlie 691-622-804 www.myspace.com/ bluesmancharlielindsay

PERSONAL TRAINER/ Ex-world kickboxing champion. All martial arts taught, weight loss, all ages, private gym. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing/ domiciliary team.

Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517

Jennifer Cunningham Expats Services require an English/Spanish speaking person to work in the Javea office. Good selling ability necessary, confident on the telephone and computer literate. Apply with CV to info@jennifercunningham.net

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16 APRIL - 22 APRIL 2010 TRANS-PET SPAIN-UK door 2 door service, professional driver with pet care experience, kennels and cattery, passport service. Contact Sharon 965-960-658/ 600-552-030 www.trans-pet.co.uk or sharon@trans-pet.co.uk

WE BUY YOUR STOCK FOR CASH We purchase closing down stock, over runs, buy bankrupt stock, salvage and clearance stock.

Contact us NOW for quick cash on 675-218-436 or 966-196-777. or email your inventory or queries to insolvencyespana@yahoo.es. Or if you’re looking for stock to buy, visit our website at www.liquidacionfinal. es HOUSE/ PET SITTER AVAILABLE July & August, UK - Spain. Call Gail 669-126-281.

2 LOVE-BIRDS (AGAPONIS) healthy birds with beautiful colors, 1 year old. 18€ each. Tel: 966-730-856/ 644-369-893 ENGLISH BULLTERRIER PUPPIES for sale full pedegree, English stock, both parents can be seen. Deposits now being taken. Call 966-193-470/ 689-645-946

PETZBACK HOME LTD Professional door to door pet transportation. UK/Spain/UK. Travel in our petmobile with your pets for free (subject to availability).

Or treat yourself in one of our air conditioned luxury vehicles with our fully chaperoned Limo Service. A regular, reliable and safe service.

Defra pet passport advice given. ww.petzbackhome.co.uk Credit or Debit cards accepted. Telephone UK office 0044-1209-843-971 NEED YOUR DOG TAKING CARE OF? No Kennels, Just a friendly home. Larfe fenced garden (Altea) Tel: 699-790-080 HOME FROM HOME caring dog

boarding with experienced owner in my rural home near La Marina. No kennels. Inspection welcome. Tel 616-459-599 YORKSHIRE TERRIERS 5 month old, beautiful & healthy youngsters, vaccinated, adult weight 4 kilos.

Bargain at 275€ each to caring homes. 616-965-833 SMALL DOGS CARED FOR IN OUR OWN HOME so if you need to go away on holiday but don’t want your dog to go into kennels then we will look after them. References available on request. Call Diane and Trish: 965843781 or 622514980 (Altea Area)

DRIVING TO THE UK? English owned B&B in France close to the Spanish border. Peaceful location, ideal for your stopovers. Please ring for details: 0033-562-33-19-62 or visit website: www.millefleursbb.co.uk

You can now place your Round Town News classifieds adverts directly with us

2nd Hand Furniture bought for cash 966 723 437 or 965 720 817 AT MICHAEL’S Customer-tocustomer Service: you can sell your furniture on our website for only 3:- euros per item! For more info look at: www.michaels-javea.comTel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S You get very high quality designer pre-owned furniture for half price or less. Quick delivery.

Stock changes daily ! See photos (updates every 5-6 days): www. michaels-javea.comTel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S Beautiful rustic Moroccan furniture, desk, sideboard, cabinets etc. Also Moroccan iron daybed and very large Moroccan mosaic coffee table. Look at: www. michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Portable Jacuzzi (NEW in box). Two industrial tall upright fridges with locks. Several TV´s in our Town shop. See over 600 photos on: www.michaels-javea. comTel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S you also get NEW high quality Spanish beds. All sizes available as we deal directly with the manufacturers! Famous brands like United Colors of Benetton, etc www.michaels-javea.com PINE FURNITURE SALE www.gata-discount-pine.com PINE FURNITURE SALE King size bed + under-bed drawers 285€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Double bed + under-bed drawers 270€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Double wardrobe 180€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE CD stand 80€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Hall mirror 85€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Gate leg table 60€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Bookcase 57€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Wine table 30€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Side table 30€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Dressing table mirror 30€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE 2 drawer bedside 23€. Tel: 628-499-448.

FOR SALE OR RENT Classic Spanish Old Town House. 450€ per month. Tel: 609-177-032. (See main advert description under ‘General - For Sale’) RECORDS AND CDS WANTED Pop, Rock, Jazz, Etc. Specially collections and lots. Top cash paid.

630-665-363 LOOSE COVERS Curtains etc.

Made to measure. Choose from a wide range of beautiful materials in your own home. Javea based. Tel: 965-771-397/ 686-453-827 LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 FLYING FLOWERS beautiful bouquets to any UK address. Order by credit or debit card. Call Kelly’s 965-761-595/ 966-425-713 POOL TABLES, SNOOKER TABLES Table Tennis Tables Tel; 666-933-726

ALADDIN’S Disappointed with offers elsewhere on Jewellery etc?

Telephone 966-457-291 WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewelley, bought sold & part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafront near Bar Esquina.

Established since 2003 Tel: 965-792-595.

AVERYS 170 high, 85 wide, 75€.

190 high, 75 wide. 45€. 965-709-797 FOR SALE- OFFICE FURNITURE DESKS, CHAIRS & PHONES. Brand new and in perfect condition. Call 636-889-232 WHEELCHAIR Light, foldable, hardly used, LIKE NEW. 175.00€.

Tel: 627-019-403.

EXTERNAL PINE DOOR 94 x 210 (including frame), multipoint locking, unused and half price at 325€. Tel. 616-965-833 LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 FOR SALE Beautiful old convertible snooker/dining table with original ivory balls. Slate base. Gd con.

2.00m x 1.10m. 750€ono. Call Andy 630949883.

ALADDIN’S For quality furniture and second hand household goods at prices that won’t dent your wallet telephone 966-457-291

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Classifieds Agents

Now it’s even easier to place a classified advert with the RTN by using our official agents listed below! Cars, Houses, Boats, Computers find them all in the classifieds section. Or maybe you have unwanted items to sell or something to offer? Our classified agents will be happy to help you whatever your needs.

AGENTS NORTH

ROUND TOWN TRAVEL 1, Avenida Dr Severo Ochoa, 1, Urb. El Admiral, Local 1, Rincon Benidorm, 03503, Alicante. Lisa 966 811 123 BENIDORM ROUND TOWN TRAVEL 2, Calle Gerona, 39, Benidorm, 03503, Alicante. (Next to Hotel Ambassador) Kerry/Gemma 966 813 261 BENIDORM ROUND TOWN TRIPS, Calle Narcisco Yepes, 4, Local 8, Albir, 03581, Alicante. (Opp. Golf Course, next to Kwik Save) Lee/Jackie 966 867 294 • lee@roundtowntrips.com ALBIR PROMINENT, Teulada Industrial Est. Calle Llanterner, 2 alto, 03725, Teulada, Alicante.

Marja 965 793 229 • espana@prominent.nu MILLIE MUNRO INSURANCE, Avenida Lepanto, 6, 03726, Benitachell, Alicante.

Millie 966 493 082 • millie@milliemunro.com MICHAEL’S FURNITURE SHOP, Avenida Lepanto, 9, Javea Port.

Cristina 965 791 328 • astorga@telefonica.net EASYBUY, Avenida del Portet 24, Moraira. 03724 Alicante 965 745 969

TEULADA BENITACHELL JALON MORAIRA

AGENTS SOUTH

BARGAIN BOOKS, Plaza Juan Carlos 1, Nº 2, San Miguel de Salinas, 03193, Alicante. (Opp. Tourist Info) Gaynor/Lee 688 667 389 • leeshaw.evans@gmail.com SAN MIGUEL JOHNSONS EL LIMONAR,JCP Commercial Center, Local 31, Los Altos Del Limonar, Torrevieja, 966 785 600 TORREVIEJA JOHNSONS QUESADA, Ava. Las Naciononies 1a -17, Quesada, 966 717 848 QUESADA JOHNSONS ALGORFA, Local 30, Commercial Center La Finca Golf, Algorfa, 966 729 647

ALGORFA THE POST ROOM, Centro Comercial 5, Via Park III, Calle Panticosa Nº 2, Los Altos, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Aoife/Chris 965 319 665 • aoifesweeney@hotmail.com ORIHUELA PENNYS SUPERMARKET, Flamenca Beach Comercial Centre, Unit 123, Playa Flamenca, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Peter/Sarah 966 733 257 • bulldogstores@live.com ORIHUELA PRINT SOLUTIONS, Avenida Londres 136, La Marina Urb, San Fulgencio, 03177, Alicante.

Jim/Trish 966 790 520 • jim@printsolutionsspain.com SAN FULGENCIO INTERPOST, Avenida de la Alegria Nº 32, La Marina, 03194, Alicante.

Malika/Malcolm 965 419 673 • Inter-post100@live.com

LA MARINA VILLAMARTIN SATELLITE CENTRE, Avenida Las Brisas 33, Villamartin, 03189, Alicante. (Near Supervalu, Los Dolses) . Sarah/Heather 966 764 878 • villamartinsatellitecentre@yahoo.co.uk VILLAMARTIN BEST WISHES, Local 30, Comercial Centre Hispania, Avda de la Union 72, San Javier, 30730, Murcia.

Kathy 968 192 235 • kaffywalker@hotmail.com MURCIA ONONIX MAR SL, Calle Mayor 30, bajo derecha, Guardamar, 03140, Alicante. Ron/Alicia 965 728 178 aliciamuddle@ononix.com GUARDAMAR

For sale by Private Seller

Royal Albert Bone China, design Belinda (white back ground, gold edging on rims and pretty country-flower border). This would make and ideal wedding/anniversary present.

Tea Set, comprising: Teapot, Milk Jug, Sugar Basin, 6 teacups and saucers, 6 cake/bread and butter plates, Large B & B/Sandwich plate, 3 tier cake stand Tea Set Value (+/-) 325euros....sell for 275euros Coffee Set, Comprising: Tall Coffee pot, 6 coffee cups and saucers, Creme Jug, Sugar dish. Coffee Set value (+/-) 180euros.... sell for 150euros Dinner service, comprising. 6 large dinner plates, 6 salad plates, large oval meat platter, round chop plate, gravy/sauce boat & plate, vegitable tureen with lid. Dinner service value (+/-) 400euros....sell for 350euros.

All in excellent condition. Will sell as three seperate lots but would prefer to see all go to the same home.

Also, 6 x large, Bohemian crystal sundae dishes, matching design but different colours. Value (+/-) 56euros...sell for 35euros. 4 x Fine Glass, Irish Coffee Mugs sell for 25euros.

Tlf: 96-584-4801/691-202-307.

ANIMAL AID TEL: 965725794 WWW.ANIMALAIDCOSTABLANCA.ORG TOMMY is a real cutie! He’s absolutely adorable, friendly and affectionate. He is about 2 years old, and he has been neutered. Tommy deserves a loving home where he will be treasured – he just loves to be loved! If interested please call Linda, Animal Aid tel: 965725794 www.animalaidcostablanca.org

OZ KENNELS 968 431 265 OR 968 431 590 Hoppy is a 3 year old (approx) Tibetan spaniel He was found outside our kennels with a broken back leg but has now had his operation had has made a full recovery,he is a loving and funny little boy but is jealous of other dogs as he wants all the love,would make a good companion for an older couple

APAH CONTACT YVONNE ON 630 422 563 APAH is hoping to find a loving home for a family of three cats, who were signed over to us when their owner returned to the UK. Chikita and Timilia are two tri-colour sisters, and Pepito is their black and white brother. Born on the 28th April 2007, they will be three years old next month, and have lived their whole life as a family.

NATASHA ON 616 210 850 WWW.APAHRESCUE.COM

A.P.A.S.A. 618 754 635 WWW.APASA-JAVEA.ORG

AYISHA OR MICHAEL AT 968 685 837 LOSGRUENHEIT@HOTMAIL.COM

ALDEA FELINA-DENIA LYNDA - 648 100 629 Misty is a gorgeous bundle of black fur needing a home now. If you would like to adopt Misty, or any of our other cats/kittens please call. See our website http://aldea-felina.blogspot.com.

PEPA 650 304 746 WWW.PEPASPAIN.COM

S.A.T. 966 710 047 INFO@SATANIMALRESCUE.COM

K9 Club 676 447 682 k9club@lamarina.info www.petsinspain.info

EASY HORSE CARE RESCUE 96 596 7033 or 652 021 980 Lame, weak and suffering from prolonged neglect, Cookie was abandoned on waste ground to die. We desperately need sponsors for Cookie so she can have all the care she needs to recover. Please help us. Open days Wednesday & Sunday 1-4pm.

JOE THE CATMAN 96 671 9272

WWW.GIVEADOGAHOME.ES 619 938 955 Toy Terriers. Little beauties, 2 female, 3 male. Born at the kennels and ready for new homes. Fully weened. Ideal for small dog lovers !! for more info on any of our dogs call 619938955. or visit our website www.giveadogahome.es

K9 CLUB 676 447 682-K9CLUB@LAMARINA.INFO WWW.PETSINSPAIN.INFO

Shandy and Sheba are two lovely German Shepherds, around two years old, who were picked up off the street, very weak from being infested with ticks. Sheba, the female, was so badly affected that she had collapsed and had to be lifted into a car to be rescued. Shandy is so protective of her that he would not leave her, and would not get into the car without her. They are very friendly, well trained dogs, who are exceptionally clean and well behaved in kennels.

Beauty is one of the five that we rescued in the fields that was being hunted and shot at by the locals. She is 15 months old, very sociable and good with other dogs. She loves all people.

Phone: 676 447 682 Email: k9club@lamarina.info PAWS LINDA ON 646 645 035

Jo is a beautiful boy of around 6 months. His owners have to move back to the UK and can´t take him with them so he needs someone to love and look after him. He is a sweetheart and will make a loving companion. If you are interested in Jo, or any of the cats or kittens that we have, please contact Linda on 646 645 035

DESIREA, female, Shelter since 14.10.2007 Spaniel Cross, DOB approx. Oct. 2006 – 45 cm She’s rather like a jack-in-thebox and is continually ready for affection and a game.

Desirea would like to have a sportive family who would have a lot of action with her. She walks well on the lead and she is very fond of water Paddington Bear was born mid January and from an early age has been handled and fed by people. She’s therefore a well socialised and affectionate pup. Her vet stated that she will be a small GSD looking dog. Paddington has all her puppy vaccinations.

Urgent! Baños de Fortuna. Female dog, German Shephard type, 9 years old, ca.

25kgs, 21 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all her vaccinations, shy and loving. Male dog, large mix-breed, 4 years old, ca. 25 - 30 kgs, 28 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all his vaccinations, friendly and loving. Owners must return to England for assisted living and cannot take the dogs with them. Call Ayisha or Michael at 968 685 837

THE R GANG are a litter of 6 puppies who came to the kennels last month. They are cute little dogs who love playing with their siblings and their toys, running around one minute and sleeping the next.

They have started their course of vaccinations and will soon be ready for a new home.

Dixie has been in our pen for over two months, she is very friendly and loves to sit on your lap. She gets along well with the other cats in the pen and will make a very loving addition to any family. Please call Joe (The Cat Man) on 966719272 Luna is a 20 month old miniature Poodle and was left with a neighbour when he moved away. She has a microchip and full record of vaccinations. She has a lovely appealing nature and loves to sit on your lap. or more information please call 676 447 682

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The final whistle Late winner gives Torry all 3 points Chelsea’s helping hand With Andy Kay

FA Cup: Chelsea’s Mikel John Obi (left) fouls Aston Villa’s Gabriel Agbonlahor (right)

IF YOU ever needed any proof that the big clubs get the big decisions, then you need to look no further than the last two games involving Chelsea. First off at Wembley in their FA Cup semi final against Aston Villa, on another day and with another referee, it’s quite possible that the Blues could have given away a penalty, gone 1 – 0 behind and been down to nine men before the final whistle. Spin forward a few days and both Didier Drogba and John Terry (again) were lucky to stay on the pitch after two acts of deliberate hand ball that could, and probably should have resulted in a 2 – 1 away win for Bolton Wanderers.

The London club is certainly riding its luck at the moment (let’s not forget Drogba’s offside winner against Manchester United recently) but they are being assisted by some very poor decision making from honest if incompetent officials who by their actions are adding to the belief that, in the FA Cup and Premier League at least, size does matter.

BROKEN PROMISE The race for fourth place in the Premier League shows no sign of abating although it doesn’t involve Liverpool.

The Reds are currently 6th - six points behind Manchester City, having played a game more. This is surprising as back on 15th December 2009, Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez guaranteed that they would finish in fourth place and claim a Champions League spot; a poorly judged and somewhat arrogant statement by a coach who, despite spending close to £230 million on players over the past six years, is living on past glories.

THE MASTER Although I was gutted for Lee Westwood, it was a remarkable performance by Phil Mickelson that saw him claim his third Masters title at Augusta. While all the pre-event headlines had concentrated on Tiger Woods, Mickelson proved that good guys can finish first. A family man and beloved by the fans that he always seems to have time for (Tiger, please take note), the American overhauled Westwood in the final round to win by three strokes. Any doubts about the outcome were laid to rest by Mickelson’s miracle shot on the 13th – out of the pine needles, between two trees, over Rae’s Creek to within 3 feet; true genius and a worthy winner.

BIG HEARTED HARRISON One punch won’t change the perception that Audley Harrison lacks World class, but at least in his European title showdown with Michael Sprott, the Sydney Olympic champion showed a bit of bottle. After injuring his right shoulder as early as the second round, Harrison kept going, eventually catching his opponent with a huge left hook in the final round. This was a fight that perhaps previously Harrison would have given up on but he probably surprised a few people by digging in and winning against the odds. Such is the state of World heavyweight boxing that it’s possible that his victory will get him a shot at one of the Klitschko bothers. He doesn’t deserve it, but then again, as the fight game has proved many times before, a single punch can change the direction of a career

FC TORREVIEJA 1 J BARRIO CRISTO

A VERY late winner from an unlikely source gave FC Torrevieja a well deserved victory against promotion contenders, J Barrio Cristo on Sunday.

Nearly four minutes into injury time, and with just seconds remaining on the clock, Heredia scored his first ever goal for the club (and if you believe the players, his first goal for anybody in any competition!) with a crisp strike from inside the penalty area that the visitor’s keeper, Villena, could do nothing about.

The ecstatic celebrations from the players that followed were matched by those of the supporters, and there was just a thirty second respite after the re-start, for those scenes of joy to be repeated again when the referee blew the full-time whistle. Everybody involved in FC Torrevieja knew how important this victory was, and the mood was barely soured by a few of the visiting players wanting to get involved in some post-match scuffling with their opponents. It was a key game for both teams for different reasons, and the match officials showing either some understanding or temerity, chose sensibly to give it a wide berth.

Torrevieja’s result looked still better in the context of the weekend results, with teams below them in the relegation battle, like Eldense and Puzol, both conveniently losing.

Torrevieja were also handicapped by having the influential Jorge missing through injury, plus Purito and Arrazola having to sit out the game, being sent off in the previous match at Puzol. The home side should frankly have been up by four goals at half-time, as they carved up some good opportunities. Ramiro was in tantalising form for most of the game and he should have opened the scoring in the twelfth minute, when he chose to charge down a ball on the wing in what appeared to be a lost cause.

He took control of it, produced great skills to race into the box, only to tap the ball agonisingly past the wrong side of the left-hand post, having done all that hard work. It was a purple patch as Torrevieja dominated, and quickly after Ramiro’s effort, Aitor and Corcoles both had good chances, whilst towards the end of the half, Torres shot just wide from a poor defensive clearance. At the other end, Aurelio had to be largely content with watching the grass grow, and his only save of importance came from De La Cal in the twenty first minute.

Recent form had suggested that Torrevieja tend to go off the boil in the second half, or have one or two players sent off. Nothing of the sort happened, much to the pleasant surprise of the fans as the team continued to maintain their discipline and to dominate the game. Barrio Cristo, in contrast, showed

Kings of Murcia FC Cartagena 3 Real Murcia 2

By Steve Hibberd NOT ONLY have Cartagena now completed a league div 2a double over bitter arch Murcian rivals Real Murcia, but this emphatic victory lifts them up to 2nd in the table. With pace setters Real Sociadad and Hercules both losing at the weekend, Los Albinegros find themselves only 4 points off the top spot. Season 85-86 was the last time that Real Murcia visited Cartagonova Stadium for a div 2a match. Since then, Cartagena has been in the football wilderness - that was until manager JIM and his boys set the division on fire this season. A near 15,000 capacity crammed into Cartagonova Stadium, hoping to witness another exciting local derby (Cartagena won 4-1 inside the magnificent Nueva Condomina back in November) - even new mascot ‘Subi the Submarine’ was soaking up the atmosphere!

Cartagena took the lead on 12 minutes through Toch’’s header from an inch perfect Victor cross. Chando levelled for Real Murcia 7 minutes later, heading home ex Cartagena favourite Natalio’s cross. The woodwork came to Real Murcia’s rescue, shortly before Natalio had a penalty brilliantly saved

by Ruben. All in all, a halftime scoreline of 1-1

was a fair reflection of a well balanced 45 minutes play. In the 2nd half, the home side stepped up a gear and it was no surprise that 2 goals inside as many minutes helped knock the stuffing out of the visitors. De Lucas scored a fine individual effort on 64 minutes before top scorer Toche showed how to execute a perfect penalty, shooting just inside the post. Although Pedro reduced the deficit on 75 minutes with a 20 yard screamer, Cartagena substitute Tato should have been awarded a penalty when he was fouled inside the box in the dying minutes.

FC CARTAGENA LINE-UP: Ruben Signorino (Clavero) Txiki Etxeita Exposito Lafuente Mariano Victor Toche (Tato) Falcon (Hector) De Lucas FORTHCOMING FIXTURE On Sat 17th April, KO 18.00, Cartagena vistit the Nou Estadi Stadium to play mid table Gimnastic Tarragona in another div 2a match. For further info on FC Cartagena, visit www.gotocartago.com or www.futbolclubcartagena.com

little imagination or creativity, which would typify a side fighting for direct promotion.

A few minutes after the re-start, Corcoles produced a mazy run which ended in him chipping over the bar, and Aitor tried a bicycle kick, which went over as well. A well directed corner from Bailen found Ramiro’s head, but he could only nod the ball into the grateful hands of the Barrio Cristo keeper. Time was ticking by though for Torrevieja and with a quarter of an hour remaining, the manager Soto went for fresh legs up front to get the vital winner, with Cristian and Lotfi coming on for Corcoles and Aitor.

All their efforts seemed to be in vain and as injury time approached, and with teams getting ready to settle for a draw, up popped Heredia to become the hero of the day.

It was a fine all-round performance from a team beginning to show some quality and steel at home, yet at times have verged on the pathetic on their travels, frustratingly against the struggling teams in the division.

On the basis that Torrevieja play better against the higher placed sides, the home supporters can look forward with some gusto to the visit of promotion chasing Villarreal at the Vicente Garcia Stadium this Sunday, with the usual 17.00 kick-off time.

Alex gets ready for new season LAST WEEKEND, Alex Tullet, the young but talented Go Kart racer, completed his final practice session before the start of the 2010 Copa de Karting Valles season. This was his first time out in his new RabbitFX sponsored kart and he managed to put in plenty of fast laps as he got used to the feel of his new chassis.

During the long winter break, Alex has put in plenty of training with his new team, Martin Rojo Equipo de Competicion, at various tracks from La Manga in the south, to Benicassim, near Castellon, in the north and has shown plenty of promise for the season ahead. The first race meeting is this coming weekend in Benicassim and then Alex has a home meeting at Finestrat, Benidorm on the weekend of 8th-9th May. For further information regarding Alex Tullett, visit www.alextullett.yolasite.com. RTN will be following Alex throughout the new season and will keep you updated on his progress.

Noel’s world of golf by

Noel Eastwell Professional coach and RTN golf expert 639 730 891

The European Nations Cup THE LADIES European Tour returns to our part of the World again this coming week with The European Nations Cup at La Sella Resort near Denia. The event takes place from April 22nd to the 25th over what has become a very good test of golf for Europe’s best lady golfers. This event has grown in stature since its first staging in 2008 and is now considered by many to be the third most important event on The Ladies European Tour schedule. The format of the event is unique and sees players from all European Countries compete against two specially invited because of their quality; this year’s invites are Australia and United States of America. Both have put out remarkably strong teams with strong desires to win the event. Spectators are invited to watch all the action up close and all free of charge. For any aspiring golfer this is a golden opportunity to watch some of Europe’s best golfers at close quarters. Any golfer wishing to improve their games can see the preparation and dedication it takes to be at the top of any sport, not just golf by watching the event. For many others and me the best place to watch many of the players is when they are on the driving range. There they are more relaxed and willing to talk, particularly after their rounds have finished.

The field this year is probably the strongest it can be and includes Karrie Webb of Australia, who has won eight major championships in her career. British Women’s Open winner Karen Stupples who came so close to adding to her haul of major championships just two weeks ago will represent England alongside Melissa Reid.

Sweden will have perhaps the strongest team on paper with Sophie Gustafson and Ann Nordqvist in their team. Spain will be represented by Tania Elosegui and Emma Cabrerra-Bello and will be looking to make a big impression. Tania was once touted as the best golfer in Europe and now spends some of her time plying her trade on The LPGA Tour in America.

Catriona Matthew is another in the field who has a major championship to her name. The current British Women’s Open champion will represent Scotland alongside Krystle Caithness. Gwladys Nocera of France is the current European number 1 and will compete alongside Jade Schaeffer; this pairing will be one of the favourites for the title and any team that finishes ahead of them must rate their chances very highly.

This event is a chance for The Costa Blanca to prove to the rest of Europe via television that we can stage the big tournaments and also turn out to support them when they come here. Every golfer can support the event and our area just by turning up to support your home country, thanks to the free entry and car parking that is available. We see little or no quality professional events here in our part of Spain and with a little effort we can attract more if we prove we have everything that golfers need. La Sella golf course will be in pristine condition and with worldwide television coverage, all we need is to support the event and hope for good sunny weather as well. All spectators are urged to wear the colours of their national teams to make the event more spectacular for the worldwide television audience. We can all see the event on Sky Sports.

Entries by Nationality: Australia 1 LUNN, Karen M 2 WEBB, Karrie A

Austria 1 GERGELY, Nicole, Golf Resort Kremstal 2 MICHL, Stefanie, GC Gut Murstätten Denmark 1 SORENSEN, Lisa H, Esbjerg Golfklub 2 TINNING, Iben England 1 REID, Melissa R 2 STUPPLES, Karen L V Tech Spain 1 CABRERA-BELLO, Emma, Canary Islands 2 ELOSEGUI, Tania, Finca Cortesin/Credit Finland 1 KUOSA, Jenni L, Hotel Quinta Da Marinha Resort 2 WIKSTROM, Krista U France 1 NOCERA, Gwladys, Lacoste Societe Generale Ping 2 SCHAEFFER, Jade, Puma Germany 1 GAL, Sandra 2 HAUERT, Bettina AIreland Ireland 1 COAKLEY, Rebecca 2 KAVANAGH, Hazel M - Spawell D.R. Italy 1 SERGAS, Giulia, Principe 2 ZORZI, Veronica Netherlands 1 BOELJON, Christel W, Golf Team Holland 2 VAN DER GRAAFF, Marjet, Golf Team Holland Norway 1 LUNDGREEN, Cecilie, Wallenius Wilhelmsen Logistics 2 MARTENS LARSEN Russia 1 KOSTINA, Anastasia 2 VERCHENOVA, Maria Scotland 1 CAITHNESS, Krystle 2 MATTHEW, Catriona I Sweden 1 GUSTAFSON, Sophie 2 NORDQVIST, Anna Switzerland 1 ROMINGER, Caroline 2 SEEHOLZER, Frederique, Swiss Golf, Golf Club Montreux United States of America 1 DANIEL, Beth 2 MALLON, Meg Wales 1 BREWERTON, Rebecca D 2 LOUCKS, Breanne THE PROFESSIONAL TOURS The first major championship has now been decide and what a thrill we British had going into the weekend. Lee Westwood and Ian Poulter sat at the top of a very high quality leaderboard. The World number one, Tiger Woods, returned to action and proved going into the weekend that all he needed was competitive action to prove that he will eventually surpass Jack Nicklaus’s haul of 18 majors. Phil Mickelson was the biggest threat to Lee as Sunday’s final round got under way as sadly Poulter fell away on Saturday and left himself too much to do to win. Sunday saw Mickelson hit some shots that were so far off line that only he and Ballesteros could have saved par. In the end his 67 was enough to earn him his third green jacket by three shots from Lee Westwood.

WIN A ROUND OF GOLF FOR 2 INCLUDING BUGGY AT THE BEAUTIFUL EL PLANTIO RESORT IN ALICANTE To enter this competition, simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over €180 will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection.

Question for 16th April 2010: Two British players made the cut at last week’s US Masters. Lee Westwood was one but who was the other?

A. Ian Poulter B. Ross Fisher C. Simon Dyson All answers must be received no later than 17.00 on 30th April 2010 to be entered into April’s draw, to be made on 1stMay. The winner will be announced in RTN on May 7th 2010.

Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com

Fishing

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Costa Blanca round-up

Maggots end by

David Hoare

968 199 279

RODS AND REELS THIS WEEK’S match was the first in the Summer Championship series, held on the Rio Segura at the Eden canal stretch. This is a series of 9 matches with the best 6 scores counting, and this will completed by mid July.

It’s like all go; every week there is one series or another. However, this does keep you on your toes as there is always something to fish for at each match. For me, this week I had a brilliant day, in not catching any terrapins or breaking my pole!

The water level had dropped just over a foot, giving the majority of anglers only about 2ft 6ins in depth and this was reflected in the overall weights. Top rods on the day: 1st Paul (Poco Loco) Baxter, fishing the pole using maggot with 3.680 kilos 2nd Harold (H) Clarke, same method with 3.460 kilos 3rd Dave (Yours Truly) Hoare, fishing the pole using maggot and corn with 3.280 kilos WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS The freshwater angling championships this year are being held at Ciudad Real on Lake Vicario. This is approx 4 hours from Murcia and is just south of Madrid. The championship matches are held over 2 days with a 3 hour match on each day. The dates are 26th /27th June. There are a few of us going from the club for the weekend so if you fancy a weekend away to watch the good guys fish- see you there.

Anglers Together IMPORTANT MESSAGE: The Friday

Campoverde meetings will now be held at Mary’s Bar / Restaurant. Taking the CV 925 from Pillar de la Horadada, turn right at the 1st roundabout into Pinar de Campoverde, then first left and follow the slip road past Fibber Mcgee’s and Lounge bar 6, until you get to the next parade of shops. Mary’s Bar is the 3rd / 4th unit up.

The next meeting will be held on Friday 7th May at 12.00. The Puerto de Mazarron meetings remain at Los Galayos Bar/ Restaraunt on the paseo, adjacent to the beach. The next meeting will be held on Saturday 8th May at 12.00. Subs will be due at these meetings for the forth coming year.

Work is still continuing on the Rio Segura at Murcia but is still fishable and fishing well.

Embalse de Pedrera: the water level has risen dramatically and is over the road at the broken bridge and still rising. At present the road by the bridge is some 8 -10 feet under water.

Sweetwater: the final dredging has taken place and the works personnel have cleared the surrounding road of all the silt that was deposited there. However there are still workmen there. The banks are now angled and swims need cutting in!

Anglers Together continues to grow as a club with many friendships formed over the past 3 years. Many members fish together regularly and say they are pleased that they have taken up a sport that they once followed in their youth. We have the occasional organised outings but the main aim is to introduce members to find fishing companions and to assist in finding fishing venues.

The joining fee is €10 for new members and €5 for renewing members. If you are interested in joining or finding out more about Anglers Together, either come along to one of the meetings or contact Dave (Alan is away on his annual trek to Oz) visit anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com or telephone Dave Hoare on 968 199 279.

Tight lines, Dave Hoare

La Vila Rugby

La Vila lost to Cajasol Seville 29-31

A LA VILA win seemed fated last Sunday: flawless weather, no wind, a good turn-out of sprightly home supporters. From the outset, the energy of the La Vila players was tangible, and a tantalising feeling of victory lurked in the background. But, despite the fantastic performance of La Vila’s players, despite leading the game until literally the fortysixth minute, it was not to be. La Vila lost to Cajasol Seville 29-31.

La Vila played a first half that most rugby teams dream of. Despite an early try snuck over by Seville, the boys put forward a truly superb display of attacking rugby.

Three tries (or, bearing in mind Justin’s incredible chip and chase which was not accepted as a try, was it four…?) were scored, the first of which, nicely placed between the poles, was scored by Ryan le Roux and converted by Justin Gòmez.

The second half was still strong on La Vila

attack, but perhaps lacked the intensity of the first half. Defence definitely let the team down, with another early try put over

by Seville. Besides which, it was becoming increasingly clear that the referee was governing the game with less than the required skill of his position. After a penalty for La Vila (29-24) the game drew to a close, and the crowd drew its own breath in anticipation for the final whistle.

In overtime, however, eighty-six minutes into the game, Seville suddenly broke La Vila’s defence, and scored. Twenty nine points to twenty nine points. It all rested on the conversion, which sailed like a dream over the poles, and gave Seville the victory of 29-31.

La Vila’s next home game is going to be happening on Sunday 25th April against Bera Bera. For more information, please contact Ignacio Davila 608 068 208 or Jo le Roux at the Rugby La Vila offices 965 890 376.