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Some of the volunteers from the Cancer Charity Centre

Children’s cancer donation SPANISH CHILDREN’S Cancer Day took place on Tuesday and once again the ladies of the Cancer Care and the Cancer Charity Centre and Boutique leapt into action following a request from the Senior Doc-

by Chris Sinclair tors of the Children’s Cancer Wards at La Fe Hospital in Valencia. The request was to help towards funding for specialist research.

The ladies held a bargain day and raffle at the shop and rattled their collecting tins around the town. All funds raised are donated to Cancer Care, which in turn donates to various worthwhile causes. Donations

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received through fund-raising and memorial bequests are also an important part of Cancer Care’s ability to help so many. Next week, Head of Paediatric Oncology Dr Victoria Castel and

her colleagues will visit Javea to thank Cancer Care and the Cancer Charity Centre for their staggering donation of €25,000, to be divided between two research projects. Continued on page 3

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Changes to RTN Clubs and Societies FROM THIS week, RTN Clubs and Societies, normally found on page 60, will no longer be in the paper on a weekly basis. Instead, we will have a dedicated Clubs and Societies page on our website at www. roundtownnews.co.uk, so that you can get all the information that you need whenever

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Competition winners

CONGRATULATIONS TO these lucky people who each win 2 free tickets to Terra Natura: Tom Deed, La Nucia - Eric Newman, Calpe - Karen Patt, Orihuela Costa - Bec Middleton, Rojales - Linda Ferguson, Gata de Gorgos - Monty Banks, Javea - Richard Noble, Albir - Melanie King, Algorfa - Daren Marshal, Albir - Derek Nelson, Almoradi - Richard Noble, Torrevieja.

The weather

GALE FORCE winds are expected in the Canarias today with heavy and persistent rain mainland in the South East, on the Catalan Coast and in the Baleares: unsettled and with cooler temperatures. The snow line will range from 800m in the north, 1,200m mid country and 1,500m southernmost, with moderate to strong West winds over the Canaries, direction varying in the Gulf of Cadiz.

TEMPERATURES

Highs: Alicante, Granada, Murcia, Valencia 16, Cádiz 15, Barcelona 14, Santander 11,Madrid 8 Lows: Alicante, Almería, Barcelona 8, Murcia, Valencia 6, Santander 3, Granada, Madrid 2 GENERAL

The outlook will be cooler, with snow forecast to return over the weekend. Most areas of the country will see a wet start to the week.

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continued from front page This is not the first time the hospital has benefited from the 57-strong team of volunteers: since their inception in 1998, an incredible €600,000 has been raised. President of Cancer Care, Irene Ellis, and Vice President Sheila Bird think it is extremely important that as the money is raised in Spain, it should be spent in Spain and there are many grateful recipients. VOLUNTEERS

Of the 57 volunteers, eight are over 80 years of age; the oldest being 89-year-old Irene Fay. Between them they man the Charity Shop and also the Boutique. The Boutique is housed in the Cancer Care Advice and Information Centre opened in October of last year in Javea Park, where all manner of

practical information and informative literature is available in a warm and inviting environment. Full-time Councillor Margaret Lewis is always available in strict confidence to anyone affected by cancer, including sufferers and their family and friends. Margaret also runds a Bereavement Group on the first Thursday of every month. The centre is open Monday to Saturday between 10.00 and 12.30: Telephone 965 796 846. The Cancer Charity Centre sells clothing; books; DVDs and bedding and will accept items as donations or for sale. Several boxes of vinyl records, including classical and popular music from the sixties and seventies has been donated, so why not visit - you might discover that favourite golden oldie at only €1 each! The Cancer Charity Centre can be found in Javea Park – charity registration number 6705 telephone 965 790 129.

Councillor, Margaret Lewis at the Cancer Care Advice and Information Centre

Local club with national ambitions

Lee Jones and Stacey BarclaySpencer of Javea Bulls Rugby Club

JAVEA BULLS, a self-funding Rugby Club, have started work on their new pitch close to CD Javea football ground, with the aim of bringing rugby excellence to the town of Javea. They are hoping the pitch will be ready in April so that they can move from their current Gandia venue. The Bulls currently play in the Southern 2nd Division but they are hoping the future could herald a move to the National league, bringing TV coverage. Planning permission has already been given for a €300,000 club house which will hold changing rooms; a restaurant and gymnasium.

The club is now seeking sponsorship and one man with plenty of experience in bringing sponsorship to sport is Lee Jones, who has successfully raised support for Formula 1 and for Polar expeditions. He now brings his expertise to Javea Bulls: “The Bulls have some very good wins under their belt and are fielding a strong team under the guidance of Alan Price, who used to coach the Dutch National team. We have great plans for the future and are looking for more players, supporters and, of course, sponsors to join us,” said Lee. President of the Club, Peter Sowerby, heads an enthusiastic

team that hopes to encourage youngsters in the area to build a lifetime love of the game, by introducing the sport to local schools as well as holding a summer camp to include coaching for children aged 5-16. Lee continued: “We are well aware of the current financial crisis but we are looking for sponsors on many different levels. We are a local club with national ambitions and anyone who is interested in any aspects of Javea Bulls Rugby Club can contact me or take a look at our website”. For more information Lee can be reached on 670 858 453 – website www.javeabulls.com

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Jalon’s pink patchwork by Chris Sinclair THE JALON valley is taking on its annual rosy glow as the almond trees begin to show their beautiful blossom. This year, the weather has had an affect on the blossom and although you can see some trees in full bloom, it will be a few more days before the full impact of this colourful display can be seen. Looking down into the valley from outlying regions, the patchwork of the palest pink to the deepest rose can be seen, but the best way to see the blossom is to get out of your car and walk amongst it. What follows is a circular walk beginning at the Tourist Information Centre and it really is worth taking the time to enjoy the beautiful scenery (about 2 hours at normal pace). The walk is mostly on tarmac but there is a section where you will be walking on tracks so stout footwear is a must and don’t forget your camera! The usual walking rules apply – take water with you and a phone and if you are walking on your own to let someone know your plans. • Park by the Tourist Information Office cross the road and walk between La Risa café and Aleluya bar and follow the road as it bears right (Cami Pas-

sula). Continue to follow this road as it narrows and becomes a little bumpier. You will start to climb a little and ignore any tracks leading off. On your left, you will pass a mustard coloured house which has a beautiful blue arabic style door (photo opportunity!) • Keep left where the track splits and you will see a casita on your right. Take a look at the tree – it seems to be a carob and an olive growing from the same trunk; in fact, it is two trees with their trunks growing from almost the same spot. • You will start to climb but it’s not very strenuous and the mountains look spectacular in front of you. • Here the road ends and the track begins as you bear right. Follow the track and where it splits, take the right fork over the dried up river and then take an immediate left turn and walk up the side of the almond trees, past the olive trees and follow the track which now bears right. • The track then joins a road and here you turn right and start to descend (great views here). Continue past Casa Mia on your right and stay on the road as it passes rows of almond and orange trees. • As you reach the bottom of the valley you will come to a junction of roads beside a house surrounded by high hedges – ignore the first right and take the second right. There will be a con-

Almond blossom crete waterway on your left as you walk along this much wider road. The waterway moves to your right hand side further along. • Continue straight on past a big house on your right and the road takes you through some coppiced trees. • Bear right in front of the large house you see in front of you and continue on this road (ignore right turns). You will pass a pretty blue casita on your left and after this the road is crossed via a ford: you will now be on the new tarmac road and it is an easy walk back to Jalon. You will

King of Spain visits Obama

King Juan Carlos I

THE KING of Spain, Juan Carlos I, arrived in Washington last Wednesday to meet with President Barack Obama. This was the first meeting between the two heads of state since Obama took office. Discussions focused on working together to combat terrorism. Other topics included the economic crisis and the US interest in Spanish renewable energy technology and Spain’s high-speed trains.

pass a lone palm tree near La Tarafa Mill and Well (The mill was in action from 1870-1930 and there is an information board here) • Continue under the bridge and you are now back at the car park. After that I think you have earned yourself a rest so why not take the weight off your feet and enjoy a drink and maybe a bite to eat in one of the many cafes, bars and restaurants that Jalon has to offer, or perhaps take home a litre or two of local wine or olive oil from one of the bodegas.

Alicante doctors advocate electric shock therapy DOCTORS IN the San Juan hospital in Alicante are launching educational classes for other medical professionals about the value of electric shock therapy for some mentally disturbed patients. Psychiatrist Marcelino Pastor says that he wants to “break the stigma” associated with the

therapy because he believes it is an “effective treatment in some types of serious mental disorders”. Doctors say methods have improved; the electricty no longer produces convulsions and can be applied with anaesthetic. The Psychiatric Department of the San Juan University Hospital has used the treatment in 60 patients since 2005. Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) – as it is scientifically known – involves the administration of an electrical stimulus which has a global influence throughout the brain, causing changes to the synaptic neurotransmitter connections.

Costa Blanca communities welcome British Consulate team

THE MAYOR of Els Poblets and the local English Speaking Club gave a warm welcome to British Vice Consul Lloyd Milen and his team last week when they gave presentations on a wide range of issues useful for British nationals living in the area. An audience of over 70 residents heard Lloyd and his colleagues Martyn Standing and Martin Fitches, from the Pensions, Benefits and Healthcare Team in Spain talk about consular services, how to register to vote from abroad and social security entitlements. A question and answer session and a one-to-one clinic gave the audience the chance to ask specific queries. On the same day, the roving consular team addressed an even larger audience at Benitachell town hall to discuss similar topics. Benitachell’s councillors kindly expressed their gratitude for the visit, saying; “The British residents clearly appreciated the information the team supplied about pensions, healthcare and other subjects”. Feedback from the public was also positive. The British Consulate in Alicante will be meeting with more local organisations over the coming months. Visit the website to find out if there is a consular event coming soon in Martyn your area: http://ukinspain.fco.gov. Standing speaking to uk/en/help-for-british-nationals/ audience in living-in-spain/pensions-benefits/ Benitachell open-day/

‘Wash-wash’ cleans out German victim

THE NATIONAL police have reported that a 37-year-old German man from Alicante has fallen victim to a scam commonly adopted by Nigerian criminals and known in Spain as ‘wash-wash’. Two men in their thirties contacted the man in answer to his advertisement selling two hostelry businesses; requesting to pay for the traspaso with cash notes purported to be painted black to ‘evade custom controls’. The men then asked the German man to ‘purchase’ chemical products in order to ‘clean’ the notes.

Fraudsters normally demonstrate the washing of real cash to convince the unhappy victim of how well the chemicals work but then substitute dud notes of painted paper when it comes to the final transaction. In this case, the German man paid to rent a safe where the ‘cash’ would be kept and also made two further payments to purchase chemicals from an American laboratory; the first payment in a bar in Madrid and the second at a meeting on an Elche industrial estate. A total amount of €34,000 exchanged hands.

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New professional card for constructors Builders and constructors were able to apply for a new Professional Construction Card in Altea last week. The card is obligatory from 2012 and is designed to function as a form of regulation for the construction industry. The town hall in Altea collaborated with the Labour Foundation for Construction and set up office in a bus where building professionals were invited to enter to find out more about the new card.

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Protest at school by Louise Clarke

PARENTS, TEACHERS and even some children from the Colegio Principe de Espana staged at three hour ‘sit-in’ on Tuesday evening to protest about the treacherous state of their school. The school, built almost 40 years ago, is in a decrepit condition and with more than 700 children and 50 teachers attending each day it is certainly a severe health and safety concern. Conditions have worsened since the recent rain, over 30 leaks were found in the ceiling of one classroom alone. Classes are taught grouped together in corners away from dripping leaks in the roof and as there is no heating, the kids are doing their lessons in coats, gloves and scarves. When the weather got particularly cold at the beginning of the year, some parents were forced to keep their children off school as it was far too cold for them in their classrooms. The school’s Director contacted the Department of Education in Valencia to inform them of the situation, only to be told that they wouldn’t be sending an inspector and to just take photographs the next time it happened! TIGHT LIPPED A builder friend of the Director inspected the leaking roof and declared it impossible to fix as it has that many leaks. Given that the details of a new primary school in the town are sketchy and that the Town Hall is keeping tight lipped about

The parents and teachers stage a ‘sit-in’ protest at the school and intend to do it on a weekly basis

exactly when the other school will be built in the municipality, which given its size warrants at least three years anyway, the Director knows that funding for a brand new roof is extremely unlikely. At a Town Hall meeting the previous week, when the Councillor for Education, Silvia Pizarro was asked about plans for the school she said: “No comment” and promptly left the meeting. One parent commented: “That was hardly conducive for a good and cooperative relationship between the Town Hall and the teachers and parents of the school. Even if Valencia cannot afford to build a new school yet, the Town Hall of Rojales is obliged to keep the existing school in good order”. ATROCIOUS Quesada Mum Michelle Rowley, with two sons at the school, told RTN: “We have been fighting for years for a decent school building.

My youngest son cannot use the water from the taps in his classroom because it is full of lead”. She also said that they cannot have the lights and the heating on at the same time. All the kids’ text books have been soaked through thanks to the leaking roof and the radiators don’t even work to dry them out. Michelle commented: “This is 2010 and we are supposed to be in a civilised country for goodness sake. Seriously, it is atrocious. It is a miracle no kids have been killed”. The Town Hall has told RTN on previous occasions that the plans for the new school are well under way but when asked for a statement in response, they remained strangely silent. The protesters stayed for three hours at the school until they were told to leave and they have vowed to do the same every Tuesday at 17:00 until they get what they want: a new school or at least a decent one until a replacement can be built.

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Sponsored high heel hike ON 28TH MARCH at 12 noon, there will be a Sponsored High Heel Hike in support of Help for Heroes. No, not a hike up a high hill... A hike in ‘high heels’ through Alfaz del Pi then on to and through Benidorm! The route takes around five hours to cover, including the ‘pit-stops’ in about fifteen bars on the way! Lots of fun will be had and so far, it’s looking like the male participants are outnumbering the ladies! Philip Mann the chiropodist will be on hand to ‘patch up’ any sore feet and Top Notch will be putting on an ‘after hike BBQ’ for all the hikers; with all proceeds going to Help for Heroes.

If you would like to take part in this event or donate to this worthy cause, please contact Sam on 672 184 894 or email sam@ coast2coast-magazine.com Sponsorship forms will be available at: The RTN website www.roundtownnews.co.uk, FAB FM studios Alfaz del Pi; Bay Radio studios Javea; March issue of Coast2Coast or call Sam. We often hear of the brave soldiers killed in combat but little is said about the heroes who are terribly injured. This is where Help for Heroes provides practical and direct support for our wounded. Their mission statement… “It’s about the blokes; our men and women of the Armed

Forces. It’s about Derek, a rugby player who has lost both his legs; it’s about Carl whose jaw is wired up so he has been drinking through a straw; it’s about Richard, who was handed a mobile phone as he lay on the stretcher so he could say goodbye to his wife… It’s about Ben; it’s about Steven and Andy and Mark; it’s about them all. They are just blokes but they are our blokes; they are our heroes. We want to help our heroes”. Please, dig deep for or put your heels on and join in! The more, the merrier! Regular updates can be found on the Facebook group ‘Sponsored High Heel Hike for Help for Heroes’.

Darts marathon for Help the Heroes A DARTS marathon took place at the Duke of York recently and succesfully raised €512 for Help the Heroes. Five team members played for a total of 12 hours, with acts from the Benidorm pubs and clubs valiantly supporting the event by giving up their time to entertain everyone. Thanks go to all the entertainers; Tony J Hay and Cliff for the use of the Duke of York; Lilley from Lilley’s Carvery, and Ma Baker for feeding everyone. Grateful thanks also to the bars and shops in Benidorm who donated raffle prizes, the DJ’s props, radio stations and everyone who gave up their time. A donation of £100 with a signed t-shirt and a special CD recorded by the team for the Heroes would be sent to

Mr and Mrs Farmer of Wigan, who sadly lost their son serving in Afganistan. Team member Ruth will hand the donation to the family along with our deepest sympathy.

Tony Hay presents the prizes

Date: Thursdays 25th February and 11th March, in two sessions: 11am and 4.30pm

Many expats who live in Spain continue to pay their taxes in England or their country of origin, by mistake, believing that as long as they are paying tax somewhere it is OK. Be careful, as paying tax to the wrong authority is a serious issue. The subject of VIVES PONS & ASOCIADOS seminar this month is income tax and we explain the following topics: - Are you filing income tax in the right country? - Tax residency criteria. - How to become a tax resident in Spain and necessary documentation. - Savings by doing proper tax planning in Spain. - A detailed example will be shown.

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Fast Track Hypnosis and Blushing

Fast Track your way to a healthier life style in 2010 in ONE simple 30 minute session - With Guarantee ! With Alan Gilchrist, Costa Blanca’s top hypnotherapist IN ADDITION to my Fast Track Stop Smoking in 30 Minutes and Fast Track Weight Control Sessions, I also help people with a multitude of other problems such as phobias. When I first started in practice over 25 years ago, like most people I assumed that the most common phobia that I would treat would be either mice or spiders: this was not the case. THE MOST COMMON PHOBIA I TREAT IS BLUSHING I would see a lot of people per day with this devastating phobia and only a few people per month with the phobia of mice or spiders! Fear of blushing, or eureuthophobia, usually goes hand in hand with the phobia of being stared at - scopophobia, which in turn encompasses the feeling of social disgrace. The person is scared of making a fool of themselves in front of other people. Blushers are usually tense and nervous in situations with other people. Once they feel themselves starting to blush, they start to panic, which increases the blushing further! BLUSHERS CAN AND DO GO TO EXTREME LENGTHS TO COVER UP THIS DEVASTATING PHOBIA Male sufferers can grow a beard to disguise it. Women can’t do this so they resort to other methods. They may overdo on make up, or sit under sun lamps to have a permanent tan, simply to disguise the fact that they feel people can see them blushing (in actual fact it is very rare that they can). Other methods sometimes used may be to wear their

hair over their face (like the pageboy look). If they feel that they are blushing around their neck they will wear polo necks. Some keep their hand up to their chin, or twiddle with a necklace while talking. If they are going out for a night they will sit under dim lights, in a place generally near the door, just in case they have to make a hasty exit. A most unusual phenomena that some blushers may develop are nasal problems, allowing them to conveniently keep a handkerchief around their nose! Isn’t it strange that blushing always tends to appear on the parts of the body that other people can see, i.e. the face and the neck and not on the unseen parts! I have successfully treated thousands of people with the phobia of blushing who have cancelled their wedding; left their job; moved to Spain (for a permanent tan which doesn’t help) or even left their partner because of the problem. If a person is a blusher then providing there are no medical reasons for it. (For example, Rosacea, which is a chronic progressive skin disorder which affects more than five million men and women in Britain), then Fast Track hypnosis is an ideal way to help to overcome it. The sessions are designed to instil confidence, general well being and overcome nervousness and blushing. The client is also provided with CDs and taught autohypnosis so that they can use it in any new situation that they may encounter. The end result is that although there may possibly be occasions when the person still blushes, such as if they were to trip over something, or someone tells them a rude joke, an acceptable solution is reached where they are not constantly thinking of it and being controlled by it 24 hours per day, every day of their lives.

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My method of Fast Track Hypnosis normally takes approximately 4 sessions to achieve all this, as opposed to conventional Hypnotherapy, where it can take between 8 - 15 sessions: Dear Alan, Some months ago I came to see you with a blushing problem. The first thing that you told me was that you were not a miracle worker but now I definitely disagree. I noticed a difference from day one in my confidence and how relaxed I was. I had tried everything but you were my last hope. I can now cope in situations that prior to my treatment I would have found impossible. I got up and sang at a Karaoke at a family party! I once dreaded going out of the house; now I love to take part in everything. My family say they will send me back to you to shut me up as I do nothing but talk now! If I ever need your help again I will not hesitate to contact you. I have also recommended you to my family and friends. I hope you will continue to help people for many years to come. Thank you very much, Julie For more information on blushing and other problems, or to simply listen to a free relaxation session, then visit Alan’s website: www.alangilchrist.com Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar, and Benidorm. Alan is also the Originator of the Stop Smoking in under 30 minutes and Fast Track Weight Control Hypnosis Session which others are now trying to copy! For an appointment; brochure; or free of charge initial consultation; contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408. Visit his web site www.alangilchrist.com or www.hypnosiscostablanca.com

Easter flights will run as usual THE SPANISH Airport Authority AENA has announced that air traffic controllers will not be striking over Easter. Chairman Juan Lema said that there should be no problems. Air traffic controllers are able to use legal methods if they wish to protest against the new legal decree that will change their working conditions and reduce wages by 40 percent. The air traffic controllers union USCA has confirmed that there will be no disruptions over Easter. A new law means that any controller whose actions interrupt normal services can be sacked. AENA will continue talks over wages with air traffic controllers next week.

No disruptions this Easter

Honesty the best policy AN ELCHE man has handed a cash find of â&#x201A;Ź19,000 to local police after he discovered the notes wedged in the deposit facility of a local bank! Police were told that the man had found the money stuck in the

deposit facility of the Caja MediterrĂĄneo, for which only designated local businesses have keys. The police were able to quickly restore the cash to its rightful and no doubt

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€5.5 million to help

domestic violence

Victims of domestic violence who have restraining orders against men who have abused them will continue to benefit from hand-held mobile devices that allow them to alert the authorities if their aggressor comes near. The Minister for Equality, Bibiana Aído, and the President of the Spanish Federation of Municipalities and Provinces (FEMP), Pedro Castro, have signed an agreement for the Ministry to assign a budget of €5.5 million to manage the mobile remote protection The service for female victims of domestic Minister for violence, through the municipalities Equality, grouped together under FEMP. A GPS tracker Bibiana Aído in the device is linked to a response centre. The additional money means that the When the mobile device is activated, the response centre immediately notifies the service can continue to run and more police authorities and social services that women in need will be able to sign up for the service. are closest to the victim.

Rajoy calls for elections

Mariano Rajoy

More foreigners register on ‘padron’

400,000 foreigners registered on the “Padron municipal” during 2009 bring the total number of foreigners registered in the list of inhabitants to 5.6 million, a 500% increase in a decade. Two and a half million of those registering during 2009 came from countries of the European Union (remember, Romania, Bulgaria, Poland, the Check Republic and Slovakia are members) 900,000 came from Africa and almost 2 million from South America. Municipalities cannot refuse to register foreigners even if they do not have a residence permit, as long as they can prove they have, or share a dwelling.

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The leader of the opposition, Mariano Rajoy, told Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero to “correct economic policy entirely, or call elections” in congress last Wednesday. The two clashed over failure to reach a postparty pact regarding the economic crisis in Spain. Zapatero claimed that

employment would begin to be created by the end of the year. The Prime Minister also said that he is doing everything possible to form an agreement between the two parties but Rajoy is against any pact unless the government stops the proposed VAT increases that will come into force this July.

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Thanks for the support Through the pages of your newspaper can I please send the sincere thanks of the Torrevieja and the Vega Baja branches of Associación Española Contra el Cancer (AECC) to all our supporters, fundraisers and volunteers and particularly to the following: Torrevieja Christian Fellowship; Debbie Weedon, Quesada for her Breast Cancer Awareness Walk; Eurogolf Society, Quesada; Steve Chapan; Buddies Bar, Playa Flamenca; Steve Nyland, Torrevieja for the Santa Run; Santa Maria Bar, El Paraiso; Peter and Angela Reilly, Torreta II; Mr Snelling; Lesley’s Quiz, Bar Tivoli La Romana. In memory of Kenneth Twart Eliseos Playa. To the many bars that have the AECC ‘huchas’ (plus Ron our ‘hucha’ collector), Dawn and Peter, our Car Boot salespeople and Bea at La Marina. To ALL our volunteers, fundraising, hospital visiting and general assistants, too many to mention by name, thank you again. Without the support of these people, AECC would be unable to provide the valuable services that it does. If I have forgotten anyone please accept my apologies. Yours faithfully, Mike Bissett (AECC Press Liaison Officer)

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Why did it take so long? I read your article regarding the ambulance service in Teulada and the Red Cross. I have always donated to the Red Cross. My husband collapsed in October and it took 50 minutes for the ambulance to arrive from Teulada to Benitachell. It was 06.00, so traffic was not an issue. I can ‘dawdle’ this drive in less than fifteen minutes: why did it take so long? Who can say? But those vital 50 minutes cost my husband his life. Presumably they lost their way? Recently I bought a Tom Tom for €150 and it navigates me everywhere, including to my home. So you would have thought, wouldn’t you, with the money coming in from charities that Teulada ambulance service could afford some sort of navigation device to direct them to their patients in an efficient and timely manner; assuming of course that they have no local geographical knowledge or training. I expect this communication may be followed by many people keen to share their experiences of the excellent services they have received here in Spain. Good for you. And of course, if I don’t like it I can go back to the UK where the service might be even worse, but what’s the point? Too late... At least now I can donate to the Red Cross and know that the funds are not being wasted on an inefficient ‘couldn’t care less’ cause. Jackie Davies

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With reference to Terry White on the subject of smoking in bars: where does he get his information: comic books? It must be very hard being a know-it-all. I can only suggest that he gets in touch with

cancer research and gets his figures correct before spouting off. I have a relative who works hard studying this delicate subject and it was only after he informed us of the real danger that I was convinced to kick the habit. I was amazed at the harm that passive smoking actually does and I think that people like Roy Castle will be turning in his grave at Mr White’s comments. I agree that car fumes and other things are a contributory factor but I for one do not sit with a glass of wine and my nose up against my car’s exhaust. So stop being so pompous and leave the experts to come up with the correct figures. By the way I have a great circle of friends; both smokers and non smokers. How about you? Are all your friends so righteous? What a great night out that would be! Maggie

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Buying shares in British listed companies Please warn your readers who are thinking of buying shares in a British listed company via a Spanish bank, NOT to. I will explain: Like a lot of British people, I like to hold a small amount of shares in the hope that they will, one day, take off and make me a fortune (it has not happened over the past 30 years but who knows, maybe one day). I arranged with the CAM bank in Denia to buy just 200 shares in an international company quoted on the UK stock market. So far so good: after one year I was in the bank for a different reason and noticed on my account a payment of €8.12. I asked what it was for and was told that it was ‘a maintenance fee’ payable to the Madrid stock market for my share holding and it has to be paid every 3 months. Now

it’s not difficult to work out that over the course of 12 months, I would have to pay in the region of €32 plus just to maintain my holding and that my small number of shares would have to do extremely well (in fact would have to ‘take off’) just to cover this fee. When I questioned the bank over this matter I was informed that it was a normal fee if you used a Spanish bank to purchase shares in a UK quoted company. I sold my shares that morning and told the bank that I would never use their share dealing service again. Please warn your readers NOT to use a Spanish bank but wait till you are back in the U. and then use a bank that ‘wants ‘your business. I am Sir, yours faithfully, Ken Webster, Denia

Dog fouling in Albir I would like to bring to people’s attention the amount of dog fouling in Albir. If you go in two streets from the front in Albir, you cannot walk for the amount of dog mess on the pavements: this is disgusting in such a beautiful place. Would you please bring this to the notice of anyone who can help please? John Cooper

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The missing link I’m sure, along with Mayor Pedro Hernandez Mateo, we are all keeping our fingers crossed that Microsoft decide to set up their Centre of Investigations into Healthcare Systems here in Torrevieja. As RTN reported in it’s feature on the visit of officials from Bill Gates’ multi billion dollar company, the Town Hall spokesman explained that as Mayor Pedro showed the visitors around the Torrevieja and the hospital, it was explained that: “We are between two major airports, less than a mile from the main coastal highway, and of course the port; so the city has a great chance. They seemed very keen”. How much keener I wonder would our visitors from afar be if Mayor Pedro had added: “And of course, a rail connection

to Orihuela; to join up with the new, soon to be established high speed rail system, linking Spain’s major capitol cities…” It wasn’t that long ago that the tracks and signals were dismantled. Some of the trackbed is still there. I’m sure our cyclist friends wouldn’t mind sharing some of their lakeside path with a locomotive or three! It wouldn’t cost a fortune to reinstate the line: I’m sure Brussels would be prepared to cover most of the cost. A tramline very similar to the system in use around Alicante would be ideal. Hey! We could even run steam trains on a Sunday, once a month! Anyone got a grease-cap, size 8, and a couple of flags: red and green would be good! Robert Walford-Barnes

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I have to confess that the new look paper did not excite me over much. But the internet version is something else indeed. So much easier to navigate and zoom in and out of: so much easier to keep in touch with the news. Brilliant! Tony Howarth (Part time resident of Jacarilla near Orihuela but currently in Wales)

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What will you be doing on Sunday 7th March? WELL, HUNDREDS of you will be flocking to the 7th annual INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY EXHIBITION, back by popular demand at the Marriott hotel Denia, hosted by the Women in Business Club (WIBC) who after their very busy Christmas Extravaganza are now busy planning and preparing for their famous International Women’s Day Exhibition. The members are stepping up the action this year in the fantastic surroundings of the Marriott Hotel Denia. Various acts and demonstrators have already booked their stage time appearances and as

always there is something for the whole family to enjoy. Many local business women will be exhibiting on the day, giving you a chance to meet them first hand and take advantage of show offers and packages available only at the show. At the last WIBC exhibition in November, over €4,000 was raised for victims of domestic violence, 40% of which was the revenue from the ever popular raffles. They have already had some amazing raffle prizes donated for the coming event, giving all the visitors a chance to experience a fun packed day and maybe go home

with some stunning prizes. There are three huge raffles and prizes, including a laptop computer donated by The Original Charity Shop & Library; hotel away nights and accommodation; meals out and with over 100 more prizes, your chances of winning are good! Linda Stevens is the raffle coordinator for anyone wishing to donate a prize. To join in all of this excitement on Sunday 7th March come along to the WIBC International Women’s Day Exhibition at Denia Marriott Hotel, situated outside Denia just above the old Denia hospital.

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‘Trampoline Hill’ – scandal to European Union 2,000 buyers, mainly Spanish, British and Norwegians, paid between €18,000 and €35,000 for projected dwellings they bought in the illegal urbanisation ‘Trampoline Hill’ in Campos del Rio (Murcia). The proposed properties did not have a completion guarantee which is required by law. The company, which sold 2,200 dwellings of the 2,500 proPublicity jected, and received €52 million, is today in for the bankruptcy proceedings. One of the buyers, a Spaniard with no faith illegal in the Spanish justice, has taken the scandal “Trampolin to the European Parliament. Hills”

Tree planting success on the coast by Louise Clarke ALTHOUGH THE Valencian Day of the Tree is officially 31st January, councillors, Town Hall officials and residents alike all got stuck in planting trees last week in the La Florida urbanisation in Orihuela Costa. The Councillor for the Coast, Jose Antonio Aniorte along with Councillor for

Infrastructure Manolo Abadia and Antonio Rodriguez Murcia, the Councillor for Parks and Gardens were on hand to help the dozens of residents and extra municipal parks and gardens department workers plant over one hundred trees. During the last few years it has been left up to the neighbours and residents of La Florida, Iria 5 and Residential Palmeras to plant their own

Pepe Aniorte poses with the tree that he has just planted

trees and for more than ten years, at least, it has been a regular event when all the neighbours would get together, plant trees and shrubs and then get together for a bite to eat and a glass or two of beer. This year, thanks to some persuasive action by the residents and a helping hand from an opposition party, the Town Hall paid for and helped to plant trees. And they also contributed to the traditional ‘after planting’ fiesta. The Councillor for the Coast came with a full boot of snacks for the weary workers to feast on after their mammoth tree planting session. Snr Aniorte told RTN: “We wanted to participate in this activity as we are very keen to improve the municipality owned green areas of these coastal urbanisations”.

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150 car thieves free to re-offend IN ALICANTE province, none of the last 150 arrests of car thieves have resulted in appropriate imprisonment or fines, due to prison over crowding and also laxity in the court justice system. Offenders with no previous record are even being released prior to the court case being heard and since January, a spate of thefts has taken place in city garages, particularly in the

Albufereta and Nuevo San Blas area. Información reports that despite promises of a new penal court in the city, no such facility has yet appeared. A special police unit designated to deal with car theft is in operation but does not cover the escalating incidences of cars being stolen from community garages.

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:LAST WEEK, at the end of your article, you mentioned that Liberty Seguros were very concerned that the DVLA have printed on their website that no Companies in Spain were registered with the Motor Insurance Bureau, therefore, no Spanish insurers were able to insurance English registered cars. What on earth is going on? I have this type of car and I am insured with a Spanish company. Am I legal or not?

: Firstly, every insurance company in the UK, before trading, has to be registered with the Motor Insurance Bureau and also with the FSA, the regulatory authorities in the UK. After checking the company’s credentials and ensuring they meet the FSA regulations, they are then given permission to trade. The same rules apply for Spanish insurers regarding registering with the Motor Insurance Bureau, the only difference being these companies must be regulated by the DGS in Spain and also be members of the

Spanish Government Consortium and FIVA. As you do not say which company you are insured with I am unable to confirm if the company is registered with the Motor Insurance Bureau. As suggested, the only way to check this is to go on the website www.mib.org.uk I can, however, assure those clients who have insured via Liberty Seguros that they are registered and every UK plated car insured via them has to be automatically sent to the MIB and added to the their data base. This enables the police and the DVLA to check that the car is insured and subject to an English MOT certificate they will issue the road tax disc. This is how it should work but I understand there are sometimes problems when applying to do this via a local UK post office.

: Due to pre existing health conditions it is not an option to take out private health insurance and, therefore, I am trying to pay into the Spanish health system, as I have taken early retirement,

but I understand I need a legislation letter from Newcastle confirming that I am not entitled to UK health care. This letter, along with my padron, NIE and passport etc. must be taken to Alicante. As I do not speak Spanish will I need to take someone with me?

:Yes, of course, you will. My company has an associate who can help you through this time consuming process. Not only will they accompany you they will also collect you and drop you off when it all is completed. When you have your letter from Newcastle, just contact one of the JCC offices and it will be all arranged for you.

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‘IN A village in La Mancha, whose name I do not care to recall, there lived, not very long ago, one of those gentlemen who keep a lance in the lance-rack, an ancient shield, a skinny old horse, and a fast greyhound…’ You have all read about Don Quixote, who went from his little village on the stark Plains of La Mancha in search of a knight’s adventure. When he came to an inn, which he mistook for a castle, he went into battle against windmills in the firm belief they were ferocious giants. Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is from Valladolid in the Castilian Region, not far from the La Mancha of Quixote. Only 2 years ago, he was convinced the Spanish economy was amongst the strongest in the world and Spain deserved a seat at the table of the eight mightiest nations, as well as on the Security Council of the UN. He assured the Spanish that Spain would not suffer any crisis and that the banks and the property sector were stable and impregnable, and he battled the giants who dared to warn against impending crisis. For the first half of 2010, Rodriguez Zapatero is the formal President of the European Union, even though the position has been left without content following the recent reorganisation of the Union. Nevertheless, Zapatero has grasped his lance and shield, mounted his skinny horse, and ridden out to explain to the world how to manage the crisis; leaving Spain, in the most serious situation since the end of the Franco dictatorship, to a mixed bag of his Ministers. THE BRINK OF THE PRECIPICE

The leadership of the Quixote from Valladolid has brought the country to the brink of a precipice. A few more steps by Rocinante (Quixote’s horse) may result in the bankruptcy of the Spanish state and not being able to repay the massive loans to finance the fast increasing public deficit. • The country has entered an evil spiral, in which it must borrow more and more to pay the punitive interests of being a “risk country” • Foreign investors are not only refraining from investing in Spain, they are leaving the country, fearing the worst • Many British residents are leaving or considering leaving • The banks are saddled with enormous and un-productive property portfolios and now must set off 20% of the value of the properties on their balance sheets

• Investors are losing faith in Spanish stocks, sending the stock exchange speedily spiralling downward. • Every month the productive sector of the Spanish economy is being reduced, with more and more companies giving up or reducing staff . • The number of unemployed is continuing to increase and the percentage of unemployment is setting new historical records; double that of the rest of Europe. • More and more financial commentators are discussing whether Spain will be forced to leave the Euro-zone….. In the meantime, the Prime Minister is praying at the archconservative group ‘The Family’ in Washington: the passage he selected from Deuteronomy was, “You shall not exploit the poor and needy land worker, neither your brothers, nor foreigners…” DANGER OF SOCIAL CONFLICT LOOMS

Prime Minister Zapatero is certainly an honest and well meaning person, winning many votes by his sincere behaviour and his insistence that workers and consumers should not have to pay for the damage caused by the crisis. We agree, but is it not the policy of refusing to see realities and make some adjustments at the right time (and the Spanish labour market needs some adjustments) that has led us into a situation with 4 million unemployed and families living below the poverty line; where employees will have to accept deeper cuts in their living standards and possibly increased pension age; reduced pensions; easier and less costly dismissal of employees…? The usually docile Spanish trade unions are preparing for the social conflict they see approaching: Unions are organising demonstrations in all major cities at the end of this month; the leftist party IU has called for a general strike against any cuts in social benefits. Rodriguez Zapatero and his party are losing credibility both abroad and at home. In the latest public opinion poll, the opposition party PP is 3.8% ahead of the socialists in voter’s election intentions and Zapatero personally registered a fall from 4.11 points in November (on a scale from 0 to 10) to 3.98 today. However, the leader of the corruption plagued opposition party, Mariano Rajoy, also saw confidence fall from 3.61 points in November to 3.5 points. When the leading newspaper ‘El Mundo’ asked their readers last week if they considered pensions were guaranteed with this government, 90% said: ‘NO’. The lance of Don Jose Luis is broken!

Spain to take five Guantanamo prisoners FOREIGN MINISTER Miguel Angel Moratinos announced last Monday that Spain will take five inmates from the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. Spain had said previously that it would only accept two prisoners – a Palestinian and a Yemeni. The move is part of Obama’s plan to close the prison. The original date set for closure was 22nd January. As that deadline has now passed, the US president has said that he still intends to close it before the end Spain are of 2010. So far, more than 40 terror taking 5 suspects have been transferred away inmates from from Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo

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Calling all shipmates! by Chris Sinclair THE ROYAL NAVAL ASSOCIATION (RNA) Moraira and District branch once again came together for their monthly social lunch; this time at La Pista Restaurant in the Jalon valley. Formed in 1994 and still containing some founder members, the RNA is looking for new members to join them. President Peggy Wigg, an ex wartime Wren, was unable to attend but Chairman Peter Hall gave a short welcoming speech. During the meal members were able to swap tales and to catch up with old friends. Peter Gallant and his wife Gwen were attending their first RNA social lunch. Although he joined the service as a Royal Marine Bandsman, Peter hankered for a more exciting lifestyle and so transferred to the Navy as a Clearance Diver and travelled the world. Highlighting some of his more interesting experiences, he told of his privilege in 1965 of carrying out a diving survey on HMS Repulse, off the east coast of Malaya (although not officially designated a War Grave it is regarded as such). In January 1967 Peter’s services were required in Coniston Water following the

crash of the Bluebird, which resulted in the death of Donald Campbell as he attempted a new water speed record. The wreck was found fairly easily but for ten days, the Royal Navy diving team searched relentlessly for Campbell’s body to no avail: it was finally recovered 34 years later and laid to rest. Peter and his wife enjoyed their first meeting with RNA members and were looking forward to future events and making new friends. “Our membership is fairly static, and we would love more ex-service men and women to join us”, said Honorary Secretary, John Sanderson. The Moraira and District Branch of the RNA are certainly a social bunch and enjoy their ‘get togethers’ immensely. Membership is open to all serving and ex-service members of the Naval Forces including the Royal Navy; Royal Marines; QARNNS; WRNS; Reserves and all ranks and specialisations; it is also possible to join as an Associate Member. So if you live in Costa Blanca North why not get in touch and perhaps meet old shipmates and swap a few sea stories? Contact John Sanderson on 966 474 532.

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Carnival time! by Louise Clarke

THE NUMBER of ETA terrorists arrested so far this year has risen to 16, with 11 of those arrests taking place in Spain. Ibai Beobide Arza has been wanted by police since last December in connection with the 31st December 2008 attack on the EITB headquarters in Bilbao, where it is believed he parked a truck full of explosives which severely damaged the building. No lives were lost in the attack. The arrest took place between Asteasu and Villabona in Guipuzcoa, when a routine check found him to be carrying false papers and a pistol. Following his arrest, the suspect tried to inflict injuries upon himself and was taken to hospital, where he remains under police custody.

THE SPANISH certainly know how to party and that was evident up and down the coast during the last few weeks, as carnivals took place in many towns. Sadly, Torrevieja’s nocturnal carnival had to be postponed from the Saturday night until the Sunday evening due to the adverse weather conditions, but that didn’t stop it being a great event enjoyed by thousands. COLOURFUL And it wasn’t just the towns holding carnivals; everyone was getting in on the act, including many schools in the area. At Gloria Fuertes Primary School in San Miguel de Salinas, the children all dressed up in colourful costumes and each school year performed a different dance to their chosen piece of music. As their parents and relatives watched proudly, the kids all had a great time and even the teachers looked as if they were enjoying themselves!

Spain sending more troops to Afghanistan THE SPANISH Ministry of Defence has announced that 511 more soldiers will be sent to Afghanistan to assist the NATO forces already there. The troops’ job will be to train Afghan security forces. The new forces will bring the total number

of Spanish soldiers in the country to 1,600, according to the Ministry of Defence. Since 2002, more than 23 Spanish soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan; the latest death was earlier this month when a military vehicle ran into a landmine.

Guardia Civil capture another ETA member

The older girls dressed as princesses skipped around the playground

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The Guardia Civil arrest another ETA member

BMW Oracle wins America’s Cup

BMW Oracle team

The 33rd America’s Cup has been won by the American BMW Oracle team, with a 2-0 victory over Swiss defenders Alinghi. This is the first time as US team has won the Hundred Guineas cup since 1992. The Americans won by 15 minutes in the first race and five minutes in the second. Weather conditions during the past week

have meant long delays and the postponing of the race on more than one occasion. But in the end Oracle’s state-of-the-art rigid sail helped them make the most of prevailing wind conditions. The winning team now have the right to decide upon the location of the next regatta.

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All’s fair in love and Golf Factor! by Louise Clarke THANKS TO a well timed and official day off school, Team North and Team South from RTN’s Golf Factor met up this week for their first challenge match since winning their coveted places on the training books of RTN’s Golfing Supremo, Noel Eastwell. To make things fair, Noel decided that their first head to head match of 18 holes would be played on neutral territory and so chose the Alicante Golf Course for the first battle of the year long Golf Factor war! Thanks to the brilliant management at Alicante Golf in San Juan, the kids were allowed to play for free and were all given buggies to use to help them negotiate their way along the fairways. RTN spent an hour or so with both teams to see how they are all getting on and to also touch base with Noel to get an assessment on how their play and technique are improving. CHALLENGING RTN had trouble finding the course and it is easy to understand why. Nestled between two urbanisations, the course is a hidden gem. The championship 18-hole course was built in 1998 and is open all year round. With more obstacles than a crazy golf course, you can understand why Noel chose it for the teams’ first head to head

TEAM SOUTH: Sam and Charlie

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TEAM NORTH: Max and Nats challenge because that is exactly what it is: challenging! As well as the usual water hazards and bunkers to avoid, the course is surrounded by houses so you can easily chip your ball into someone’s pool or back garden, not to mention the wandering ducks and swans who either try to steal the ball or nip your ankles as you make your way to the green. The course itself is immaculate and very well maintained and there is a large putting green and a practice area to get your shots perfect before you set off on your game. CONFIDENCE RTN could only stay long enough to see the first three holes played and we were very impressed by the rise in calibre of each of the four players. Team South were one point in the lead after three holes and RTN thought that they had it in the bag given the confidence that both boys exuded. However, it appears that we missed a real thriller! Noel told us later: “Team South roared into a four-hole lead after six holes and looked like they were going to run away with an easy victory. After a stern talking to, Team North got their ‘mojo’ back and at the turn were just four points down. We saw some excellent shots on the second nine and Team North won holes 11 and 12. Spirits were raised and so by hole 16 the match was all square. Holes 17 and 18 were tied and therefore also the match”. At the end of the game, all four players agreed that Alicante Golf was a fantastic test of golf and tested all parts of a player’s game. Noel concluded: “The greens were superb and the course in top condition and we now look forward to the next chapter in the story. All four players learned a lot about themselves as well as their golf games.”

Women unlikely to find work

The Ministry for Labour has compiled statistics showing that unemployed women; highly educated older workers and immigrants are the least likely to find work. The Ministry’s report has revealed that out of

the people registered as unemployed late last month, 39.9 percent, or 1.6 million people, had very little chance of finding work. The probability of finding work increases if a larger geographical area is targeted.

Lyrical concert The Torrevieja born and bred soprano Pilar Paez will be performing at the Music Palace in the town on Sunday 21st February. Pilar is based at the Barcelona Music Conservatory and will be accompanied by baritone Joan Ramos, violin player Oksana Solovieva and pianist Josep Buforn. Tickets are just €5 and doors open at 19:00.

Football, fun and Frank Worthington FRIDAY 26TH March will be a night to remember! La Ruidera Restaurant near Ciudad Quesada plays host to one of British football’s biggest legends; both on and off the pitch. Ex-England International Frank Worthington will be delighting the audience with tales of derring-do from his playing days with the likes of Huddersfield Town; Bolton Wanderers; Leicester City; Birmingham City; Leeds United and of course The National Team. There’s sure to be one or two anecdotes from some of Frank’s other clubs too: Stringfellows; Playboy and Tramps to name but a few. RAFFLE

Organised by Ann Brown Promotions and sponsored by The Post Room in Benijofar, this event guarantees to have something for everyone. The evening is to be hosted by highly popular and completely hysterical local comedian Justin Sane. Justin is celebrating his 41st year in show business and the organisers are delighted to have been able to secure the services of such a top class comedian, singer, host and compere. Viva TV’s resident sports expert, Mark Rose will make an appearance and will be offering all guests the chance to win a fantastic cash prize on the night. A raffle in aid of La Safor severely mentally and physically handicapped centre will be held and Justin assures us that it won’t be quite like any other raffle that you’ve seen. GOOD BELLY LAUGH

Frank will be answering your questions during the ‘Audience with’ part of the evening. Log on to www.annbrownpromotions.com to submit your questions or give Ann a call on 965 724 939. All this plus a four course meal with wine for only €35 makes this night a must not only for football fans. Anybody who fancies a good belly laugh, a great singer, tons of nostalgia and the chance to win a cash prize in a top quality venue will love ‘An Evening with Frank Worthington’. Buy your tickets online at www.annbrownpromotions.com.

Pau Gasol European player of the year

Spain’s Pau Gasol has been crowned European Basketball Player of the Year 2009 by FIBA. This is the second year in a row he has won the title. Gasol plays for the US Los Angeles Lakers and for the Spanish national team. He won the American NBA league with the Lakers and the European Championship with Spain last year; achievements that have helped him to rise to the top of his game. George Vassilakopoulos, FIBA’s presidents said that Gasol “will be considered one of Europe’s basketball greats”.

Pau Gasol

Frank Worthington in Action

Alternatively, you can get your tickets from The Post Room Benijofar; Cards and Things Quesada; The Quesada Wellbeing Centre or by calling Ann on 965 724 939.

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Karla Darocas

Information Technology & Communications

Business incubators boost business communities

Educate; Incubate; Liberate I HAVE taken part in several small business incubators over the years and because of these experiences, I learned valuable lessons about being in business – before I lost any money. I was also proud to be part of the launch of some incredible businesses which have added value to their communities to this day! Small business incubators are more common in university towns in the USA and Canada but it is my experience that the process can work in any community where there are people willing to work, have good ideas, and have access to funding and a team of advisors who want to ‘invest’ in the ‘economic life’ of their community. Normally, to become a small business advisor in an incubator you need to be retired – so that you can volunteer your time and expertise for just a couple of hours per month. Basically, your role is to listen to student-proposed business plans and offer valuable insights and advice. It makes sense to help your community to grow and have a future – and to watch

‘ideas’ turn into ‘viable revenue streams’. It is more exciting than the stock market!

WHAT IS A SMALL BUSINESS INCUBATOR? This is best described online at Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia: ‘Business incubators are programs designed to accelerate the successful development of entrepreneurial companies through an array of business support resources and services, developed and orchestrated by incubator management and offered both in the incubator and through its network of contacts. Incubators vary in the way they deliver their services, in their organisational structure and in the types of clients they serve. Also, according to the University of Michigan, NBIA, Ohio University and Southern Technology Council, Business Incubation Works (Athens, Ohio: National Business Incubation Association, 1997): ‘Successful completion of

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Marc White & Carlos Baos

English & Spanish Solicitors

I signed a contract to purchase an apartment off-plan in Murcia and the developer is far behind schedule. I have a bank guarantee which states that my deposit is secure but the guarantee appears to have expired and the bank tells me that it is no longer enforceable. What are my rights? Is the bank correct or do I still have a claim? This issue has been covered in previous articles and continues to cause confusion. The obligation upon a developer to provide a bank guarantee in respect of stage payments is set out in the law 57/1968. I am of course aware that many developers failed to provide the guarantees, in breach of their obligations and highlighting failings on the part of the lawyers/ advisers involved in the transaction. This can mean that the adviser who handled the initial purchase contract may be reluctant to admit their errors in failing to secure the bank guarantee in respect of stage payments made in the past. We are considering a case where a bank guarantee does exist. As said, the developer is obliged by law to guarantee all stage payments made by a

Can bank guarantees expire? purchaser together with legal interest to cover the scenario where a building project is never commenced, or fails to complete within the contractual timescale for any reason. The relevant law is as stated above, as amended by the LOE, Article 4 of which states that the obligatory guarantee will be automatically cancelled once the habitation certificate (cedula de habitabilidad) has been issued. I am certain that 99% of readers will know of cases where a habitation certificate has yet to be issued. The obligations set out in this law cannot be varied by the parties or renounced. This means that a clause in a contract or on a bank guarantee stating that, for example ‘the bank guarantee will expire on 1st July 2009’ is almost certainly unenforceable against an affected purchaser. To summarise: a bank seeking to set a time limit on the validity of a bank guarantee is likely to be unsuccessful if challenged. Any term stating that the guarantee expires on a certain date will almost certainly be considered unfair and a court would strike it out for this reason. There have been cases reported where a court has found in favour of the purchaser on this

basis; a good authority being the case heard at Audiencia Provincial de Madrid (Sección 11ª) nº 1029/2007. I trust the above is clear although please feel free to give me a call at any time on 966 426 185 if you wish to discuss the above or any other issues.

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Spanish law could see teenage murderers go free THE KILLERS of a 71-year-old British man, Peter Cockshutt, who was stabbed to death at his home in Tenerife earlier this month, could avoid jail. The Spanish press reported that a 14-year-old and a 16-year-old have confessed to stabbing Mr Cockshutt as he caught them trying to rob his house. Reports from Tenerife say that Spanish law regarding teenagers is vague and even if the boys are prosecuted, they may not have to go to jail when they turn 18. They may also withdraw their guilty plea at any time. The authorities say that the boys’ individual cases will be examined and the final course of action will be whatever is best for the child.

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A brief review of Wincham Consultants and our services SINCE WINCHAM has been writing for the RTN we have received many enquiries about our company and solutions to avoid Spanish Inheritance Tax and I have supplied a number of the most popular questions posed by our clients:

Mark Roach

Company Director and Spanish Tax Consultant

WHO HAS TO PAY SPANISH INHERITANCE TAX? Most owners do not understand that their heirs and their estate will pay IHT in two jurisdictions: Spain and their Country of Domicile. The reason for this is that in Spain, the individual inheritor is taxed whereas in other countries, like the UK, it is the estate that is taxed. This could mean that on the death of an owner, the surviving partner, or the owner’s Beneficiaries, could have a Tax Bill that virtually wipes out the entire Spanish Inheritance. Added to this is the cost of Probate in both countries for the Inheritors too. WHO MAY OWN A UK LIMITED COMPANY? The services we offer are available to both Residents and non Residents of Spain as any Nationality may own a UK Company. Whether you currently own a property in Spain, are about to purchase in Spain, or own the property in an Offshore or SL Company, we have a solution and method to help to transfer your property into a UK Limited Company. WHAT IS THE CAPITAL GAINS AND TRANSFER TAX WHEN INVESTING A PROPERTY INTO A UK COMPANY? There is no CGT implication in Spain when you invest a property in Spain into a UK Limited Company, as the Hacienda has a method of calculating an investment value based on the original purchase price as shown in the Public deed, plus the 7% paid at purchase, plus the Notary fees, plus indexation for the years the property has been owned. This value is the new investment value into the Company with no CGT in Spain. There is a further benefit to clients who purchased their property before 1997 as before this date there was no CGT in Spain and this allowance will be calculated into the new investment value. The downside is that in 2007 the rules changed: for each day that the property is owned after 1st January 2007, one day is taken off

the Tax free allowance, therefore shortening the Tax free time available for CGT. It is therefore beneficial to utilise this Tax free time now as in the future it will be eroded to zero. CGT will not be applicable in Spain if the owner is a Resident of Spain for Fiscal reasons and over 65 and the property is their main residence. This means that the property can be invested at a significantly higher value with no CGT. This will save future CGT of 19% when the property is ultimately sold. When investing a Spanish property into a UK Company there is no 7% Transfer Tax on the transaction either.

ARE THERE ANY ONWARD COSTS IN RUNNING A UK LIMITED COMPANY? It is very cost effective to own a UK Company as £500 to £700 a year will cover the maintenance and running costs of the Company including the filing of the accounts. By owning a property in Spain using a UK Company structure, individual owners are not required to submit a Tax Declaration (Return) in Spain for the ownership. Instead the UK Company submits a single Declaration once a year which is submitted and filed at zero, as a UK Company does not pay Tax in Spain. A UK Company does not pay the annual 3% Tax in Spain, as a UK Company is classed as a non resident Company of Spain not Offshore like Gibraltar or the Isle of Man for example. Offshore Companies attract a 3% annual Taxation because these Countries are not part of the EU. CAN I TRANSFER A PROPERTY INTO A UK COMPANY IF IT HAS A MORTGAGE? In Spain, a mortgage and a loan are 2 separate items as the mortgage is the charge / guarantee for the loan lent against the property. A Mortgage (Hipoteca) is recorded against the property on a public deed. If the property is transferred to a UK Company then the mortgage stays attached to the property. Once the property is in the ownership of your Company then the loan repayments can be made from the Company bank account. The bank account will be funded by the owners of the Company or from income that is generated from the company. The interest and other expenses can then be offset

Wincham Consultants Limited, Wincham House, Greenfield Farm Trading Estate, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 4TR, England. (Wincham Consultants also have offices located on the Costa Blanca) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.winchamiht.com

against any income to the company, which cannot be done if the property is in the owner’s private name. DOES WINCHAM HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE IN PLACE TO DEAL WITH THIS TRANSACTION? Wincham has offices located in the UK and Spain and our Organisation consists of Gestores, Economistas, Tax Consultants, Chartered Accountants and Members of the Institute of Credit Management who are all part of our team and work on the process and supply support to our clients. You will also notice that we are part of the Association of International Property Professionals and therefore have to have Professional Indemnity Insurance for services both in the UK and Europe which covers our Group of Companies. WHAT PROFESSIONALS DO I REQUIRE IN SPAIN AFTER COMPLETION? There is no requirement for Wills in Spain, probate in Spain, Lawyers in Spain or any personal annual Tax Declarations on the property in Spain. You only require someone in Spain to act as the Companies Fiscal representative to submit a ZERO Tax declaration each year; this service we provide to our clients. CAN YOU SUPPLY ANY ONWARD BENEFITS? Wincham has invested over £100,000 developing a bespoke online Case Management System for the benefit of all registered clients. This ensures all clients can track the progress of a case by logging into their personal, secure section of our website and viewing copies of all personal, company, bank and Legal documentation. Clients can also keep track of any Taxes or Fees due and view copies of receipted documentation once paid. Additionally, we are now able to offer a Cash Book facility which records all expenses in respect of the ownership of the property. By ensuring that this simple facility is kept up to date, clients can ensure that the cost of the preparation of the annual accounts for the company is kept to a minimum. An additional benefit of our system is that, should the company be inherited or sold in the future, there is a full record of all transactions, company and property which are available to the new owners.

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In an effort to reduce Spain’s huge budget deficit brought about by the recession, taxpayers at all levels in Spain are going to be faced with a stricter regime and tax increases this year.

Michael Olmer

Solicitor, Link Point Legal and Business Services

CAPITAL GAINS TAX The tax on Capital Gains made on the sale of homes and other assets has increased with effect from 1st January 2010 from a single rate of 18% to 19% on the first €6,000.00 of any gain to, and on any gain above this amount to 21%. For those who are non-resident for tax purposes, who sell property such as holiday homes, the Notary dealing with the completion of the sale will still be obliged to retain 3% of the total sale price as security for the Capital Gains Tax, until the necessary forms to calculate the exact amount of tax due have been filed with the tax authorities and any additional payment or refund has been made. When deciding whether a seller is resident or nonresident, Notaries will now only accept a certificate from the tax office as to the tax status of a seller. No other form of certificate is acceptable. If you are selling a property you will have to obtain this certificate from your local tax office before completion. Remember, you may have owned your property for many years and regard yourself as physically resident in Spain, but if you have not been resident here for tax purposes, the Notary will be obliged to withhold 3% of the sale price on completion.

TIME RUNNING OUT FOR CAPITAL GAINS TAX REFUNDS If you are non-resident in Spain for tax purposes and sold a property before 31st December 2006 and were unlawfully charged 35% Capital Gains Tax on the proceeds of sale or have not had the correct proportion of the 5% of the sale price that was retained on completion returned to you, time is now running out for making a claim for any refund of tax that may be due to you. At the latest, claims must be filed by 31st December this year, otherwise you will have lost your right to claim a refund, but the exact date depends on the precise date when you completed your sale. If you believe that you may be still be entitled to a refund, then without delay you should gather together copies of the deeds for the purchase and sale of your property, the forms filed with the tax authorities at the time of the sale, and the receipt from the Notary of the 5%of the tax withheld at the time of the sale. VAT INCREASES For all of us, VAT will increase this year from 1st July 2010. The general rate of VAT on services, consumer goods, fuel and power, and most other manufactured goods, As well as ‘de luxe’ hotels and restaurants will increase from 16% to

18%. The rate on processed foods, transport, ‘normal’ hotels and restaurants and newly built homes will increase from 7% to 8%. The Promoters and Builders Association of Spain (APCE) estimates that the average price of a new home will rise by some €1,924.00. The bottom rate of 4% VAT for basic foods will remain unchanged. INCREASES IN RETENTIONS Where you have to pay tax on behalf of, say a landlord of business premises, where you previously retained 18% of the amount and paid this direct to the tax authorities, this amount will now increase to 19%. INCOME TAX The income tax system has been adjusted so that tax allowances and benefits will be more progressive and favour the less well off. SUMMARY For all of us, life is going to become more expensive this year, but this makes it even more important to make sure that you take qualified advice and put your affairs in order to avoid paying more than is properly due in our harsh new environment.

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They may be able to run… but they can’t always hide by

Fiona Hulme

Agencia de Cobros Directos

THIS MONTH sees the next article by Fiona Hulme of Agencia de Cobros Directos. This time, Fiona tells us about a recent successful case of a debt recovered from someone who had returned to Germany.

I have worked in Consumer Finance for over 30 years and have managed Debt Collections for banks in the UK; Poland; Russia and Ukraine. I am now the Managing Director of Agencia de Cobros Directos, which is a debt collections agency based on the Costa Blanca and working on behalf of Spanish and Expat clients. The agency pursues debtors throughout Spain and the rest of Europe. Debt Collecting in Spain is turning out to be rather different to other countries I have worked in. We get approached by all types of people, with their introductory sentence often being “I don’t think you can help me but....” In some cases, we can’t help and I shall write more about these in my next article. However, you may be in interested in a case history where we were successful in recovering the debt. Mr & Mrs Jones, an English couple, bought a Costa Blanca property in 2008 from a German couple, Mr & Mrs Schmidt. The completion date was half way through the year, and so

the parties agreed to pay half each of that year’s SUMA bill. The SUMA bill had not yet been issued, so the lawyers were instructed to keep some money back from the sale proceeds to cover the future bill. Unfortunately this was not done, so Mr & Mrs Jones were left with 100% of the bill to pay. Their attempts to reclaim half of the money from the vendors were fruitless, as Mr and Mrs Schmidt had returned to Germany. So they asked us to trace the vendors and ask for the money. All we had was a copy of the Compra Venta with incomplete names of the vendors and an address which we could find no trace of in

Germany. However, Mr Schmidt had been unable to attend the Notary at the time of the sale completion so his son, Mr Schmidt junior, had Power of Attorney to sign the documents. Using various databases, internet searches and powers of deduction, we were able to find the son through his German business and approached him for the money. He was rather surprised to be found almost 2 years after the sale, but paid up on behalf of his parents, and so our clients got their money. This case was quite easy because there was a genuine agreement on the sum owed; the more difficult part was finding the debtors. Our more difficult, mostly impossible cases concern verbal agreements, personal cash loans and frankly shady characters that prey on gullible expats. The lifestyle here lends itself to meeting new folks in the local bar and quickly becoming ‘best friends’. It is easy to share your life histories sitting in the sun having a few beers. How much information do you give away unwittingly? A mention of the lump sum pension pot sitting in the bank, grumbling about the low interest rates you are getting; or when your new friend mentions a short term difficulty with some money transfer ‘lost’ by the bank, you offer to help tide him over... Either way, your trusting nature can make you susceptible to losing your money. Keep your wallet firmly closed. If an investment offer sounds too good to be true it ALWAYS is! Some true life examples to follow in my next article.

Contact us on 966 888 987, or email us at info@cobrosdirectos.com and we will be pleased to discuss any aspect of our service.

Taylor Wimpey builds more A project for 53 dwellings in Marbella is the plan

THE BRITISH building company Taylor Wimpey will start construction again in Spain after a break of 2 years. Their Managing Director explained that the company made large reductions (up to 35%) in the price of dwellings they had in construction, and for that reason sold them all. Now they intend to finish the projects they have in the Balearics and Marbella. They will commence with a project for 53 dwellings in Marbella. At present they have building land for 2,000 dwellings.

Owners must cut prices 40%

PROPERTY CONSULTANT Eduardo Molet, founder of the sales chain “Red Expertos Inmobiliarios” says owners of properties who need to sell must reduce their asking price to 40% below that of 2006. If the property is of above average quality and in the centre of a large city, the reduction required might only be 30% but in an area where there are many properties for sale, outside a big city or without views, the reduction may need to be more.

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There for YOU THIS YEAR will see Paul Cunningham Nurses celebrate their second year. It feels as if the charity has been around for much longer: they have already helped and cared for dozens of sufferers and supported their families. Founded by Jennifer Cunningham in memory of her son Paul, who died of cancer at just 33, the charity raises funds to provide care in the community for terminally ill patients. Nurses and carers are provided free of charge, subject to an assessment, at the latter stages to patients with a terminal prognosis. The charity is also able to offer a supportive general nursing service. The current nursing team, consisting of four nurses and five carers, covers the whole of the Southern Costa Blanca and between them they have over 80 years of nursing experience and more than 52 years of caring experience. SHOP SUCCESS The nurses and carers work to support and care for people with any end stage terminal illness, free of charge (subject to assessment). This is, in effect, hospice care, as you would receive in the UK, but in the comfort of your own home. All the nurses and carers are experienced in this type of care and the nurses

are fully qualified to administer pain relief. Paul Cunningham Nurses also offer a general nursing service and home care service for those who need them, at realistic prices. To help fund the nurses, the charity has its own shop in Cuidad Quesada, manned by volunteers who do a great job. They are always looking for quality donations, so please bear them in mind when you a re spring cleaning; they will happily take any quality donations and sell them in the shop to raise funds for the charity. Charity shop Manager Chris told RTN: “The shop has received a lot of Bric a Brac and light furniture, which has been sold very quickly. This has made us realise that our next plan of a shop for these goods would be a success. We are always happy to accept these kinds of items at the shop which is open 10:00 until 14:00 each working day and 10:00 until 16:00 on Monday. They are always on the look out for volunteers, so if you would like to spend a couple of hours a week helping out, please contact Chris on the number below. MASONIC SUPPORT Fundraising Manager Susan Reader is busy organising forthcoming events and activities for the charity and in January, nearly €5,000 was

The Paul Cunningham Nurses and Carers raised for PCN. She told RTN: “We are delighted to have raised €4,887 during the month of January, which is amazing. We are very grateful that this year Paul Cunningham Nurses, as well as support from many businesses, has the support of a Masonic Group as their charity of

The Volunteers with Jennifer

the year. The Master and his wife were amazing and straight away took ten PCN Teddies to raffle for us and they are going to place as many carnations boxes as they can.” If you know of a bar or local club who will take a box of carnations please call Susan on 966 713 503 or send an email to sueinthesun@terra.es. Don’t forget – The Charity Challenge Walk, can you walk on Sunday 28th February? Find out all about it on www.thingstodoinspain. com or www.paulcunninghamnurses.com or call into our Charity Shop in Quesada next to Johnson’s Supermarket for information and a sponsorship form. Contacts for Paul Cunningham Nurses: General Office: karen@paulcunninghamnurses.com Nursing Care: anne@paulcunninghamnurses.com Fundraising: sueinthesun@terra.es Charity Shop Manager - Chris 699 718 943: xzwick@googlemail.com Registration No. CV-01-042960 Office telephone number: 966 790 363 Address: Avenida de Londres, Urb La Marina, 03177 San Fulgencio, Alicante Website: www.paulcunninghamnurses.com

Singing for Caritas

Artistes from Britain’s musical theatre will be taking time off from professional engagements next month to fly to the Costa Blanca to sing the songs of Rodgers and Hammerstein in aid of Caritas. Caritas is now in the front line of the battle to overcome the hunger crisis on their door-step: Churches and charities, to their horror, find that hunger has now re-emerged as a real concern. Fr Don Joaquin Sendra of the church in Javea port is just one of many priests making an urgent appeal for food and in Javea and many Costa Blanca towns Caritas are coordinating the relief effort: the charity’s distribution centre in Javea is already providing food for no less than forty-two families! Sue Holley and her musical stage company MASK are amongst the first ex-pat organisations to lend their support to help Caritas meet this horrifying crisis by staging evenings of

musical entertainment on Wednesday 17th and Thursday 18th March at the Casa de Cultura, Calpe in aid of Caritas with the professional cast dedicating their fees to the charity. ‘Some Enchanted Evening’ features songs from Rodgers and Hammersteins’ finest musicals and flying from the UK to join Sue in the show will be Loraine Hart, whose West End credits include ‘Bugsy Malone’, ‘A Chorus Line’ and ‘Hello Dolly’; narrator Jim McManus, who recently completed a year in The Mouse Trap; singer Peter Sutherland, who has a string of musicals to his credits; musical director Chris Hocking; Georgina Todd, who recently made her debut at the award winning Watermill Theatre in their annual show, ’ Seasonal Sauce’ and Tiffany Todd who has appeared in musical concerts at the London Palladium. Joining the show from Spain will be Barry Britten of The Wireless Years fame and a troupe of child dancers and singers

Tiffany, Loraine and Georgina

hand picked by Sue to add a special sparkle. Tickets are priced at €12 with a 10% discount for party bookings of twenty or more; now on sale at the box office on 618 839 794; Style of Javea (966 462 581); Style of Orba (965 583 900) and The English Card and Book Shop, Calpe.

Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

Die Parkplätze Sind Voll “OH CRIKEY, Bab,” the chap from Birmingham exhorted to his wife, “I don’t knoo what this means.” The wife gazed at the sign. She sighed, “Aaaw, don’t wurry love, p’raphs it’s a neaw Europane rulen.” The couple had turned into the Brunel Street car park in central Birmingham and had immediately come across two barriers: the actual physical car park barrier and a language barrier too. “Die Parkplätze sind voll. Bitte warten Sie” the entry barrier stated with Teutonic authority. The driver scratched his head. “What am we guin ter does?” he asked. Luckily, help was on Hans, sorry hand… A council worker had seen the plight of the couple and quickly affixed some signage to the ticket machine. He smiled, “Sorry folks the lus ’un mun yav fallen off!” His hastily Sellotaped hand-written legend read: “If the display shows German writing it means car park full. Please wait until display returns to English before obtaining ticket.” The driver looked at his wife, shrugged his shoulders and sighed, “Don’t fink I wanna wait that lung, bab.” And with a confused countenance, he reversed back into the street to look elsewhere. Was this a dream? No, folks it wasn’t. Look there’s me at Brunel Street in our exclusive RTN picture, also rather confused. “Ich bin ein Birminghamer,” I thought paraphrasing JFK, “…and I’m confused...” Why does a Birmingham car park give instructions in German? I had a little think. Mmm, maybe it’s because there was a German market here in December. Do you remember folks, I spoke about in RTN before Christmas? Yes, that must be it; the city fathers probably thought it’d be a nice friendly touch. The truth, however, isn’t quite that romantic. A spokesman for Birmingham City Council, said: “It’s been like this since December: the system that operates the display is German and something has gone wrong.” I asked, “Is there nowhere on mainland Britain where we make the type of car park barrier equipment that meets the exacting standards for Birmingham City Council car parks?” His vacant expression answered the question. It’s ironic when you think that just eight miles (as the crow flies) from the very spot I’m standing on lies Castle Bromwich, where by 1944 the Spitfire factories were producing 420 examples of R J Mitchell’s beautiful aircraft every month. That’s four hundred and twenty a month! And if that wasn’t enough they were also churning out seventy Lancaster bombers in the same period. I don’t know about you but I find that an incredible fact. So that given, surely somewhere in what was this nation’s industrial heartland we can make car park equipment. I mean, there are a lot of car parks out there:

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Controversial exhibition depicts Jesus as gay A photography exhibition showing Jesus as gay and his mother Mary as a prostitute has been closed for security reasons. The artist, Fernando Bayona, has received death threats by phone and email. The exhibition was called ‘Circus Christi’ contained 14 photographs depicting the Stations of the Cross and was inspired by the New Testament. Spanish press reports claim that the exhibition only attracted 38 visitors over the two days it was open. It appears to have offended a far greater number.

Watts in Brum or Berlin...

Firms like NCP seem hell bent on concreting the country with them. At Brunel Street, the council spokesman outlined his master plan: “We’re waiting for an engineer to come over and fix it.” Come over and fix it? What? Do you mean bring someone over from Germany? Is this the same Brum City Council that is looking to trim £69m in a range of cost cutting activities? The same council that in a spirit of austerity wants to shed 2,000 jobs? And by jobs, I mean proper jobs not Street Football Coordinators or Diversity Officers but road cleaning staff and nursing auxiliaries. Richard Littlejohn, writing in last Friday’s Daily Mail (12th Feb) revealed that this council is going to close day-care centres, residential homes and libraries. However, he showed that while these essential services will be sacrificed, money is wasted in other areas. He mused: “I suppose it is too much to ask that the burgeoning diversity, climate change and publicity departments are scrapped, too!” Dicky Boy, I don’t suppose they will be scrapped. Nor will the expense of calling over German engineers to fix car park equipment, either. Don’t forget, this Brum City Council spent thousands running their Climate Change Awareness Fair last year (I know, I’ve still got my ‘free’ bag-for-life), while simultaneous boasting they will ‘save’ money by painting out the apostrophes on street signs. If you remember, we covered that particular outrage back in RTN 498? Meanwhile, back at Brunel Street, more drivers are drumming their steering wheels, unsure of just how long they’ll have to wait before the ‘display returns to English’. Mind you, some English signs cause as much confusion as this German one. Marie Clair, who works for The Plain English Campaign told me: “We receive hundreds of complaints about parking and ticket machines that issue instructions in English. People often feel the public information they receive might just as well be in a foreign language…” Well, it is now Marie! She smiled, “Yes, this is quite bizarre.” Watts in Brunel Street, nicht so müssen Sie sein (so you don’t have to be).

One of the paintings

New Boxercise Class at First Fitness

STARTING THIS week, the First Fitness Gym in San Miguel de Salinas will be the venue for a brand new Boxercise class, every Tuesday morning from 09.30 until 10.30; a great and fun way to get fit. Boxercise combines boxing and exercise for a stress busting activity to suit everyone who wants to enjoy boxing training without actually getting hit! The classes are expertly led by Jason from JPS Fitness, who recently was one of the organisers for the trek up the Orihuela Mountain in aid of the Haiti Disaster Emergency Fund.

The venue, First Fitness, is just above the Orbita Bar in the town and has recently come under new management, with a friendly atmosphere and a good range of excellent equipment for both weight training and cardio vascular training. First Fitness is a great place to get in shape! VALUE And from just €30 for a single monthly membership and €50 for a couple, First Fitness is far better value than many other local gyms. There is no pretentiousness; just people of all ages, shapes and sizes enjoying getting fit. So, if you want to join a gym with a nice, friendly atmosphere, call Grant on 636 938 093. For more information on the Boxercise classes call Jason on 693 596 533.

health

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A Problem Shared

Mark Phoenix Murphy Dhp MIAPH MNRAH

THERE COMES a time in most of our lives when we need a little extra help with a problem. Maybe we are not sleeping too well; worrying about something; feeling less confident about ourselves; feeling depressed or suffering from panic attacks. Or it could be that the situation is more serious; a threat to health. It may be vital to lose weight or to give up smoking. Mark Phoenix Murphy can be that support. Mark qualified as a hypnoanalyst in 1996 and was elected to be a Member of the International Association of PureHypnoAnalysts; one of only approximately 200 Pure HypnoAnalysts worldwide. He was elected to be a registered Member of the National Register of Advanced Hypnotherapists; only one of 4 on mainland Spain. Never did Mark imagine in his early years when he first started this type of therapy, that he would one day regularly write columns for newspapers and magazines; appear on TV and radio or that he would be in daily contact with top therapists in Harley Street and other top hypnotherapists worldwide. Most of all, he would never have dreamed that now he would be in practice in Spain and have 4 very successful clinics.....all of which are in established medical clinics where the doctors regularly refer clients to Mark. The majority of Mark’s clients have tried other types of therapies before attending his clinics and although many were helped they did not get to the root cause and in fact just masked it. When completing their therapy, clients often refer their friends or loved ones to Mark; some even send in letters to us here at the RTN about the help they received. But more than anything they believe that

Mark is a professional, caring and listening individual who believes emphatically in his treatment and client successes yet is still a very down to earth and genuinely pleasant guy. STOP SMOKING EASILY If you want to Stop Smoking, Mark can help you in only 30 minutes using a special technique called the Rob Kelly Method. This involves a totally free 30 minute consultation to check if you are suitable or not, and if both Mark and the client are happy to go ahead then you start your hypnotherapy session immediately. Mark can then help you stop smoking easily for a fee of €140 (quote this issue of the RTN and get it for only 70€) using his combined knowledge of Psychotherapy and Hypnotherapy. Mark’s method is unique to the International Association of Pure Hypnoanalysis and achieves an average success rate of over 95% for stopping people smoking in just one session. WEIGHT CONTROL & HYPNO-BAND™ Mark also helps with weight control, with the most amazing methods available, including the HypnoBand™, the Virtual Gastric Band (Mark is the only Legally Registered Hypno-Band practitioner on the Costa Blanca and Costa Calida). Many readers will already have read about people who have successfully lost weight (visit www.HypnosisSpain. com or www.HypnoSpain.com for testimonials). This weight control method may not be suitable for everyone but this would be discussed at a FREE Initial Consultation.

PURE HYPNOANALYSIS Mark also offers a completely Free Initial Consultation if you suffer from an eating disorder; panic attacks; are lacking confidence; nail biting; bed wetting; nervous about public speaking or worried about air travel. Pure Hypnoanalsis also works if you suffer with shyness; blushing; or maybe you are in need of pain control; or any other emotional or psychosomatic problem. The method Mark practises is unique to Phoenix Hypnotherapy on the Costa Blanca and Costa Calida. It is also unique to the client, being a ‘tailor made’ therapy to assist clients with their problems, whatever they may be. This therapy is used to find the true cause of the problem and works on ‘Cause and Effect’, i.e. every symptom must have a cause. Mark says: “As we work through the therapy we will find and then remove the original cause of the problem. Complete and lasting resolution is achieved and the symptoms disappear”. Call Mark today on 654 202 996 or visit www.hypnospain.com or www.hypnosisspain.com or see his advert on page 13 this week.

See ad on page 15 or call 654 202 996 - WWW.HYPNOSPAIN.COM. Clinics in Albir, Javea, Camposol and Villamartin

Artichoke for a healthy digestion of fats

Karl Baumgärtner Natural Practitioner

THE ARTICHOKE (cynara scolymus) is a thistle-like plant with big round flowers that can reach a height of 2 meters. Most of us know the artichoke as a delicious vegetable of which only the heart and the fleshy parts of the petals are eaten. It originated in the Mediterranean area, where it has been known for hundreds of years as a natural aid in the digestion of fatty substances and also as a remedy against flatulence and bloatedness. However, it is not the edible parts of the artichoke that are used as a natural remedy, but its leaves and roots. These contain a bitter substance (Cynarin) that has a stimulating effect on the digestive system and the metabolism, improving the function of the pancreas, gall bladder and liver. A well functioning fat digestion and a healthy metabolism is essential for wellbeing and health. More than 30% of people suffer from digestive problems with bloating; flatulence; nausea; cramp-like pain and embarrassing stomach rumblings. Often this can be attributed to a poor digestion of fats. Artichoke extract improves the bile function. Scientific studies show that shortly after the ingestion of artichoke extract, a

significant rise of bile acid production occurs. The increased quantity of bile acid in the digestive system improves fat digestion and the above mentioned ailments. Artichoke extract can also specially aid a weight control diet by improving especially the digestion of fatty nutrients. Artichoke extract also has a positive effect on elevated cholesterol levels. New scientific studies show that artichoke extract has an inhibiting effect on the cholesterol biosynthesis, reduces blood cholesterol levels and hinders the LDL-cholesterol oxidation. Artichoke extract stimulates the production of gastric juices and reduces feelings of nausea, sickness and bloatedness. Tests with concentrated artichoke extract have shown surprisingly good results in the detoxification of the liver as well as in the lowering of cholesterol and lipid levels. Because of its wide range of effects on digestion and cholesterol levels, the artichoke protects the body against strain or damage such as that which often results from poor eating habits. It is recommended that artichoke extract be taken as a food supplement over a prolonged period or even on a permanent basis.

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Dr Lawrence’s case books by

Lawrence King

“The pain has gone and so has the stiffness”

BENTE, A retired Artist from Norway The Costa Blanca tells her story. After many years of pain Chiropractic Centre throughout her spine, a more recent acute episode of low back pain prompted Bente to do something about it and she decided to make an appointment at the Costa Blanca Chiropractic Center. On her first visit a thorough history of the complaint was taken and a chiropractic examination was performed. This revealed that several areas in her spine were misaligned and had a lack of motion, with the x-rays confirming signs of arthritis. A plan of chiropractic care was put together to correct the problem. Bente is delighted to report “The pain has gone and so has the stiffness. I always feel younger after the treatment. The team at the Costa Blanca Chiropractic Center are very friendly and you are always well taken care of. Lawrence the chiropractic is very professional and he really knows what he is doing. I would absolutely recommend more people to go to a chiropractor.” DR LAWRENCE EXPLAINS ARTHRITIS “Whilst there are many different forms of arthritis, the most common by far is osteoarthritis. This form of arthritis is characterized by pain and stiffness in the associated joint which becomes worse with

activity and relieved by rest. Unfortunately physical exercise can often be an obstacle and long periods of inactivity only perpetuate the problem.” “The process of arthritis in the spine and other joints begins when a bone looses its correct position and movement pattern. This can be caused by major trauma such as a whiplash accident, a fall or more minor trauma such as many years of bad posture with our daily tasks.” “Research has show that early signs of arthritis appear after only 2 weeks once a joint becomes reduced in motion. After many years the sign and symptoms become more advanced. Whilst arthritis it is a common presentation it should not be considered normal and relief and a solution can commonly be found with appropriate chiropractic care.”

For an appointment with Dr. Lawrence, please contact The Costa Blanca Chiropractic Centre on 966 865 432 or call Dr Lawrence direct on 656 589 740. The Centre is easy to find at Pau Casals No 7 (opposite Fandangos Bar/Café) and very close to the Golf/Cricket Ground at Albir (near Benidorm). The Costa Blanca Chiropractic Centre’s website is www.chiropractorinspain.com

Pain has gone

For an appointment with Dr. Lawrence, please contact The Costa Blanca Chiropractic Centre on 966 865 432 or call Dr Lawrence direct on 656 589 740.

BRITISH REGISTERED PRACTICE NURSE REQUIRED To join ‘The English Medical Clinic’ in Albir Initial temporary position to cover career break

Applicants must have recent practice experience and E.U. verification Enquiries and applications by e-mail only to:

engmedopt@orange.es

attention Dawn Blythe, Practice Manager.

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Essential Spanish PCN gets over €450

Spanish lessons by

Jane Cronin

A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs

Lesson 95

FOLLOWING ON from “me gusta”, (“I like it”, and literally translated as “it pleases me”), it is important to realize that we can change this verb in all the usual ways. It takes a certain amount of mental effort but the results are worth it. For example, it’s perfectly possible to say something like “Me gustas” (“I like you”, that is – “you please me”) or even “¿te gusto? (“Do you like me?” that is “Do I please you?”) We can also use the expression in other tenses with “me ha gustado” (I have like it / I liked it); “¿te gustó?” (Did you like it?), “le gustaron” (he liked them); “os va a gustar mucho” you (plural) are going to like it a lot). In fact, the possibilities are endless. I mentioned last week that there were many other verbs that behave in the same way as “gustar”. For example: “me encanta” (“It delights me” that is “I love it”), “me sorprende” (it surprises me), “me fastidia” (it annoys me), “me interesa” (it interests me), and again, these can be changed around according to the usual rules of person and tense. HERE ARE A FEW MORE OF THESE VERBS AND SOME COMMENTS ON THEIR USE: “Me duele” is a phrase that I teach to beginners to use in a medical situation. It means “it hurts me”. We can use this in other ways too – “me dolió” (it hurt me), “te va a doler” (it’s going to hurt you) and so on. Similar to this is “me molesta” (it bothers me, or it hurts a little). “Mi comentario le molestó “ (My comment bothered (slightly upset) him). “¿Le molesto?” (Am I bothering you?) “No, no me molesta en absoluto” (No,

you are not bothering me at all!) This last question and answer uses the “usted” version of “you”. Parecer is a useful verb to use in this way. It means “to seem” or “to appear”, so “me parece” means “it seems to me”. However, we would be more like to translate it into English as “I think”. “Me parece que sí” (I think so), “me parece que no” (I don’t like so). Also very commonly heard is “¿Qué te parece?” (“What do you think? That is: “How does it seem to you?) We can use this phrase in many common everyday contexts, such as making arrangements “¿Qué te parece el miércoles a las dos?” (How does Wednesday at 2 o’clock look?”) “Me extraña” is another example of the same kind of thing, using the verb “extrañar”. It means “it seems strange to me” and is used when we might say in English “I’m surprised that …” “Me extraña que no entiendas eso” (“It seems strange to me that you don’t understand that” in other words “I’m surprised that you don’t understand that”) Again, we might commonly find that in the past: “Su actitud me extrañó mucho” - “His attitude surprised me a lot” or “I was surprised at his attitude”). Here is another use of the same verb “Me extrañaría mucho si eso fuera el caso” (“I would be very surprised if that were the case”). Some of the verb tenses used here might be ones you haven’t come across yet but what I mainly want to get across is the flexibility of this particular verb form and its multiple applications.

in memory of Big ‘G’

A cheque for 452 euros was presented to Anne and Karen from Paul Cunningham Nurses in memory of Big ‘G’

by Louise Clarke GRAHAM PORTER, or Big ‘G’ as he was known to his friends, was a well known and popular character in San Luis. On 14th December 2009, he passed away after a brief illness. At the end of January, there was a charity event held in remembrance of Big ‘G’ at Main Street, formally known as The Dining Room, in San Luis and last weekend, RTN went along to Main Street for the official presentation of the resulting funds for their dedicated charity: all the proceeds have been donated to the Paul Cunningham Nurses who helped Graham during his final weeks. Graham’s partner Tracy and daughter Stacy were so grateful to Paul Cunningham Nurses; Anne, Sharon, Kim and Anna, for all the help and support that they gave both Big ‘G’ and themselves during the last weeks of his life; they are forever indebted to them. Tracy told RTN: “Instead of flowers at his funeral, we asked for donations to the PCN charity and the €225 we raised will be added to the money that we made from the event.”

Altogether, €452 was raised for the charity and Head PCN Nurse Anne and PCN Office Manager Karen were on hand to collect the cheque from Tracy, alongside amongst others, Main Street owner Suzie and Dodgy Diva, who performed at the event. Tracy would also like to thank all her colleagues and the management of Iceland in Torrevieja for the support that they have given her during Graham’s illness and especially since he has passed away. She said: “It means a lot to me to know that I have that kind of great support from my boss and work colleagues”. Contacts for Paul Cunningham Nurses: General Office: karen@paulcunninghamnurses.com Nursing Care: anne@paulcunninghamnurses.com Fundraising: sueinthesun@terra.es Registration No. CV-01-042960 Office telephone number: 966 790 363 Address: Avenida de Londres, Urb La Marina, 03177 San Fulgencio, Alicante

Volunteer for the HELP Association of Vega Baja WE ARE currently looking to extend our rota of volunteers to assist in running our Torrevieja office, open Monday to Friday from 10.00 until 13.30. The main tasks involved will include dealing with queries and giving help and advice, either in person or on the telephone. The HELP Association Vega Baja helps people of all ages with all sorts of problems. We operate a 24 hour help line (965 704 282) and our aim is to assist in practical ways at times of crisis, or when police or medical services are involved. If you think you can help by giving us one morning a week, or if you would like to understand more fully what we are asking of you, please contact Richard in the San Miguel office on 966 723 733. The office is open Monday to Friday 10.00 – 13.30.

Los Nomades Rugby Club gets welcome boost A RECENT raffle was drawn at The Avenue, Urb La Marina, for a hamper kindly donated by local businesses in aid of the Los Nomades Rugby Club. The winning ticket, drawn by Zoe, a waitress at the restaurant, was claimed by Mal and June, local La Marina residents and restaurant customers. In total, €300 was raised by the raffle with a further €65 raised through donations from the regulars at The Avenue, in return for the free food laid on by the management. A spokesman for the team told RTN: “Our heartfelt thanks go to The

Newsagents; Green and Brown Supermarket; The Butcher’s Shop and of course The Avenue: all are based on the La Marina urbanisation and donated goods for the hamper.” The spokesman continued: “As this is a new rugby club, we are totally reliant on the support of local residents and businesses alike. All the help that we have received is greatly appreciated as this allows us to provide vital safety and training equipment for the children”. For further information on the club, please contact Gary on 692 767 242 or e-mail dutchrfc@hotmail.com.

Dale Horsfall is one of the rising stars of Los Nomades

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Race night raises funds for PCN A RACE night at the Portobello Bar in Campoverde was a great success, with over €600 raised for Paul Cunningham Nurses. The evening was organised by Portobello Ladies Club and was the idea of Glenys Nelson from the club which meets at the Portobello Bar every Wednesday. They have become staunch supporters of Paul Cunningham Nurses; with several of them coming to the rescue as ‘PCN Packers’ at Iceland just before Christmas. And this group of ladies are doing a great job of spreading the word about the charity, so look out for them as they will also be one of the first groups to organise a PCN Easter Bonnet Competition.

Susan Reader told RTN: “We are looking for clubs and bars in all areas to have an Easter Bonnet Competition, if you would like to take part please call me on 966 713 503 or email sueinthesun@terra.es” CHARITY CHALLENGE WALK The Portobello Ladies Club would also be pleased to welcome any new members and they can go along any Wednesday to the Portobello Bar in Campoverde, where they will be made most welcome. It is a great club and they are always taking part in lots of activities. They even organised their own charity walk this week, when all the ladies walked for approximately eleven kilometres.

This walk was great training for the PCN Charity Challenge Walk, due to take place on Sunday 28th February. RTN will also be taking part in this walk, around the fabulous La Pedrera Lake in Torremendo. Everyone is encouraged to join in as you can choose which of the walks on the day to take part in: a 5km; 10km; and for the serious walkers, 20km walk! Call Sheila Maynard on 965 724 265 or Google: thingstodoinspain for more information. Susan Reader and Sheila Maynard from Paul Cunningham Nurses concluded: “We would like to say many thanks to all the ladies for their tremendous support!”

PCN’s Sheila Maynard receives the proceeds from the race night

Help Murcia mar Menor present“quiz with a difference” To be held at the Olympia Restaurant, Mil Palmeras on Thursday, 11th March 2010 19.00 for 19.30 start Tickets €10 each, including hot buffet obtainable from: Joan Mitchell 968 181 943. Car Boot Sales Wed & Sun. HELP Office 968 570 059. HELP MURCIA MAR MENOR would like to inform their members that the ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING will be on Tuesday 9th March 2010 at the Biblioteca, Los Narejos. Time: 10.30 first calling - 11.00 second calling.

A new chapter opens for RAFA Costa Blanca Branch 1359 AT THE Annual General Meeting of the RAFA Costa Blanca Branch 1359, over 70 members voted in new Chairman Noel Cork, who thanked the outgoing Chairman, Nevill Hancox, for holding the fort for him over the past year whilst he had a break. The outgoing Chairman thanked the membership in general for supporting the Branch so enthusiastically over the past year and gave special thanks to his committee who had supported and steered him through the complexities associated with the chairmanship. He reminded members of the very busy programme of events, both formal and social, that members had been involved in over the past year: The extremely successful 5th Anniversary Lunch held in the ‘Olympia’ restaurant in February and the week-end get-together at Benidorm with colleagues from the North Costa Blanca Branch, in March, which was followed with a RAFA concert in Rojales and the superb Battle of Britain Dinner and Dance held at the ‘Venue’ in

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Outgoing Chairman, Nevill Hancox hands over the reins to new Chairman Noel Cor

September. Interdispersed with these activities was the Branch involvement in the The International Costaleros; International Veterans’ Day; ‘This is Spain’ Exhibition; the Flower Festival and Carols in the Square in Torrevieja, where members donated dry goods for the poor and needy. In addition, generous members donated shoe boxes filled with toys to Caritas at Christmas and the Branch’s main charity ‘Wings’,

when £5,000 was again sent to UK to support current and ex RAF servicemen. All of these activities were encompassed by the very successful Luncheon Club, where members gathered once or twice per month at various venues. He concluded by saying how gratifying it was to see that the Branch continues to flourish with over 100 members and was confident that this would remain so. www.rafacostablanca.com

MABS cancer support group Friday 19th February - 11:00 - Share & Care Group, Centro Civico, Roda Village If you’re affected by cancer and want to talk to someone, we meet every third Friday of the month. One-to-one counselling available. An informal Group for those affected by cancer. Relaxed and friendly atmosphere. Call 693 795 247 for further details Saturday 20th February – 20.00 – Race Night & Raffle Peggy’s Family Bar (formerly Long Bar), Roldan. €5 entry Tickets available from the Bar or phone 690 387 103 (12.00 noon till late - not open Mondays).

Monday 22nd February – Ladies’ Day Dolly’s Bar, Plaza Bohemia, La Manga Strip 13.00 – 17.00 Free Entry For further details and appointments with the medium, contact Tracey on 671 138 963. Tuesday 23rd February 20.00 – Fish & Chip Quiz Night. The Russian Bar, Valle del Sol (just off the C3319 San Javier-Murcia Motorway) Fun quiz night with home-cooked fish & chips available. Call 693 824 511 or the Russian Bar: 868 000 210 for more details.

Easy walk to raise funds for AECC AECC HAVE announced that their 15th annual fundraising walk will take place on 24th April. The route will start at the Santa Maria Bar and touch base at the El Hombre del Mar in Torrevieja before returning. The walk is not very long and should be manageable for most people. DOUBLE BUBBLE And keen walkers are encouraged to make the trek twice to coin in double sponsorship! The local AECC website www.aecctorrevieja.org gives more details of the event. Walkers may register their interest and also obtain sponsorship forms by emailing walk@aecctorrevieja.org Sponsorship forms will also be available from the AECC office in Torrevieja at Calle La Calera 2.

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Rodgers & Hammerstein box office opens THE BOX office for ‘Some Enchanted Evening’- an evening of the wonderful songs from the great Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals performed by top professional artists from London’s West Endhas now opened. The number is 618 839 794 Tickets are also on sale at Style of Javea (96 646 25 81) Style of Orba (96 558 39 00) and The English Card and Bookshop, Calpe. They are priced at 12 euros and there is a ten per cent discount for pre-booked parties of twenty and over. ‘Some Enchanted Evening plays the Casa de Cultura, Calpe on Wednesday 17

and Thursday 18 March. Curtain-up is at 20.00hrs. ‘Some Enchanted Evening’ is a MASK production in aid of the charity CARITAS and all the professional artists taking part are dedicating their fees to the charity. Producer, Sue Holley’s success in persuading top professional artists to fly to Spain to perform in a two night charity concert is a considerable achievement and one that provides Costa Blanca music lovers the very rare opportunity to enjoy professional musical entertainment at an affordable cost. Sue, whose own professional

career included six years with London’s Festival Ballet and appearing in ten films, will be joined by Loraine Hart, Michael Chance, Jim Mc Manus, Barry Britten, Tiffany and Georgina Todd and her musical director will be Chris Hocking. A group of local child singers and dancers are being recruited by Sue to add their special brand of sparkle to an evening featuring musical numbers from The King and I, Carousel, Oklahoma, South Pacific, Sound of Music, Show Boat, Flower Drum Song and State Fair. For further information ring Bernard King on 96 646 23 85.

Rodgers & Hammerstein

The Cemetery Club Smouldering cinders MONTE PEGO Theatre Company is in rehearsal for its next production, The Cemetery Club`` by Ivan Menchell, to run on 11th, 12th and 13th March at the Rafol Theatre in Rafol de Almunia. Directed by Jeff Corbett, the play follows three months in the lives of three widows (Ida, Lucille and Doris) who make a monthly trip to the cemetery to visit their husbands’ graves, as well as taking part as bridesmaids at a friend’s wedding, and vying for the attentions of the local friendly butcher. Ida is played by Pauline Cocker, who has delighted audiences over the years with her comedic

The three widows portrayals. Here she is a well-rounded, sweet-tempered character mourning the death of her husband but now ready to begin a new life. Jane Corbett plays Lucille, who the playwright describes as ‘a feisty embodiment of the girl who just wants

to have fun’ and Debbie Wallis is the priggish and judgemental Doris: these three will have you in stitches with their sometimes lighthearted, sometimes serious banter but it all comes out well in the end… This play promises to be the best

yet. You can book tickets, at €12 by emailing montepegotheatrecompany @gmail.com or phoning 635 688 990. And in addition to contributing €1 from every ticket to charity for this show, your ticket includes a free interval drink.

Javea Players studio production featuring new members FROM MONDAY 15th to Saturday 20th March, the Javea Players present “An Evening with Alan Bennett” at ‘The Studio’. Among familiar faces will be Mabel Kevan; John Harding; Pat Kitching; Sybil and Bill Kent; Pat Doidge and Jennifer Kellow-Ward alongside some newcomers. Gerald Joy was last seen in ‘Let’s Pretend’ a year ago and Jeanne Southworth appeared in ‘Five Blue-haired Ladies on a Green Park Bench’ two years ago. John Stefanczyk will be making his debut.

The Studio is an ideal venue for Alan Bennett’s intimate studies of human behaviour: Sybil Kent directs this collection of short plays and monologues. Telephone bookings via Penny Grant on 966 471 455: there will be a matinee performance at 16.00 on Saturday, 20th March in response to public demand. Monday to Friday performances start at 20.00. All the Javea Players’ productions this year are generously sponsored by Close International Asset Management Ltd.

Careline Theatre

Jim Sissens to direct ‘Cash on Delivery’ JIM SISSENS (pictured) will direct Careline Theatre’s May production, ‘Cash on Delivery’. A reading of the play will be held at their Alcalali theatre next Thursday (25th February) and auditions will be held at the theatre on Tuesday, 2nd March, both starting at 19.30. No MPs are in the cast but Michael Clooney’s riotous farce is all about fictitious claims. In his play, which has broken box office records throughout Europe, the false claims are made by one named Eric Swan on behalf of an army of fictitious lodgers and are made against the DSS. His troubles, to the great merriment of the audience, begin when he tries to put an end to his deceptions and involve a drunk council official; a mad wall paper eating mother; Jim two corpses; several cross dressers and a very Sissens temperamental washing machine.

By Jack Troughton TEENAGERS HAVE grabbed a rare opportunity to appear in a ‘straight’ play on the Costa Blanca with the production of a darkly comic reworking of the Cinderella story. The Ash Girl is from the pen of award-winning playwright Timberlake Wertenbaker, brought to life by the Benitachell English-speaking Theatre Company. The play was originally intended to provide director Mike Martin’s GCSE drama students at Xabia International College with a chance to hone their acting skills. However, word soon spread to their friends at other schools in the Javea and Moraira area and because of the limited number of roles for youngsters in straight plays, the cast was soon complete. And Mike hopes The Ash Girl will encourage other teenagers to come forward, see what youth theatre is about, and get involved in future productions. A unique and compelling version of the Cinders tale, it includes the well-known characters of the fairytale but also features some less savoury ones. The Ash Girl is staged at the Benitachell

Members of the cast at rehearsal

Arts Centre on Friday 26th February and Saturday 27th February at 20.00. Tickets cost €6 and the performance runs for about two hours with an interval. To join the group or to reserve seats, call the Box Office on 680 673 871.

Serenity, health and beauty in Benitachell

ALL ARE welcome at The Serenity Health & Beauty Awareness Fair, to take place on Saturday, 20th February from 10.00 till 17.00 at the Benitachell Arts Centre located on Calle de Jose Antonio in Benitachell. Free make up demonstrations as well as facials, free health checks and taster treatments will be available.

Menu de la Casa from 14.95 euros

Full A La Carte Menu

Don’t forget to book for Mothers Day March 14th.

SPIRITUAL Spiritual readings will feature throughout the day, with free demonstrations given. Tickets will be available at €2 in aid of Emaus. Or cut out this ad and present at the door for free entrance!

Looking to the future by Chris Sinclair GLOOMY FORECASTS; rising unemployment; poor exchange rates; shops and restaurants closing down; its all too easy to think we are in a downward spiral with no end in sight. All we seem to hear is crisis, recession and doom and gloom, but even in the toughest economic times it is still possible to look to the future with confidence. One company, founded in 1984 by Doug and Mary Perkins in their spare bedroom on a table-tennis table, is a shining example of how an opportunity seized can be built on with innovation and enterprise and hard work to become a market leader. The company: Specsavers! Specsavers joint venture partnership approach to eye care has led to 1,349 stores opening all around the world and 2006 saw the first Specsavers store in Spain. Mike and Louise Stone took a chance, seized the day and opened their first Specsavers store in Javea, followed with another store in Calpe at the end of 2009. Their aim was to provide a wide range of stylish glasses at affordable prices; in some cases up to 50-75% cheaper than their competition. “We are also market leaders in the supply of daily disposable soft contact lens being up to 40% cheaper than our competitors at €33 per month.” said Mike. During recessions, people generally prioritise their spending and Specsavers Spain has provided ‘2 pairs for the price of 1’ special

offers on hundreds of frames, which has seen its sales over the last year increase by 14%; proving that growth in a recession is possible if you have a quality product at the right price. The Specsavers range also includes many designer brands and all the Specsavers frames come with free Single Vision Pentax lenses as standard and with free vari-focals for over sixties. Recently, Mike has taken on the role of ‘Marketing Representative’ for the whole of Spain and is heavily involved in the business development and planning to make Specsavers Spain more visible in the long-term with a selective and careful growth plan.

“We cannot be beaten on price. We also provide a great service in five languages and our Spanish, German and English speaking opticians work in both stores. We have around 1,200 frames and 6,000 lenses in stock and we can, in many cases, prepare glasses while the client enjoys a cup of tea; they can then take them home straight away” said Mike. He continued: “With an eye on expansion, we are waiting for the green light to provide a hearing service. We have the sound-proofed room ready and a fully qualified audiologist waiting to start. We hope to make audiology services more accessible to everyone by reducing prices and waiting times. So watch

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this space on that front!” The Specsaver rollout has also included stores in Fuengirola and Torrevieja. So with a message that travels across all languages, the future looks very bright indeed for Mike and Louise. For more information and appointments, contact the Javea Branch on 966 463 420 or Calpe Branch 965 835 367.

Franziska Rampp, Dispensing Optician at the Calpe branch

Sunday February 28th Daniel Whybrow Guitarist playing Classic, Rock & Pop Friday 5th March King of Swing Adam King of Coast FM Book now for Mother’s Day March 14th 5 courses 15.50 euros with Columbian Guitar Duo Trinantes

Optician Louise Stone checks the eye health of a client

Now taking bookings for MOTHER’s Day Mar 14th

Tel 96 640 5398 For reservations

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music scene Off Limits - rock/blues band

FF LIMITS, are one of the north Costa Blanca’s finest bands, who consist of Rafa (guitar), Luc (bass) and Walter (drums). They play extensively in the Benidorm area, but regularly perform at the Don Quijote Bar, Paichi Centre in Moraira. They opened their recent show at the Don Quijote with a new direction, accenting the bands three part harmonies as we were treated to, “Cottonfields” (Creedence Clearwater Revival) a new Eagles song while “Black Magic Woman” (Santana) showed Rafa’s guitar playing off in a very percussive style. Filling the dance floor next was “You Really Got Me”, “Play That Funky Music” and “Smoke On The Water”. At this gig they were a quartet, including Christian “Mr

Compiled by

Eric Taylor

ET’s Golden Oldies Disco Tel: 965 748 199 659 921 875 or email: etinspain@hotmail.com

If there are any music venues or acts that wish to be featured in this column, please contact Eric directly.

Susie Q - vocal entertainer LAST WEEK, on my radio show on Fab FM Spain, I interviewed Susie Q, a local female vocal entertainer based in Altea. Susie started her singing career on tne Northern pubs/clubs circuit before joining a successful all girl group – “Covergirls”, appearing at all the major cabaret venues in the UK as well as touring abroad. Since leaving “Covergirls” and performing as a solo artist, she has supported many stars in cabaret and corporate functions. Her act includes the songs of Whitney Houston, Shania Twain, Diana Ross, The Carpenters as well as songs ideal for dancing. Susie is a performer who is ideal for private parties, dinner/dances, Golf Societies, Bowls Clubs, etc. She performs every Friday night in the El Presidente Bar, Arenal, Javea at 8.30 pm. For more details phone 649 240 375.

Focus

M R O D N BE

The

Fingers” Pearl (keyboards), performing new numbers, “Live and Let Die” and “Footloose”. They encored twice with AC/DC’s “Highway to Benidorm” and lastly “Born To Be Wild”. The great thing is that at no time is their virtuosity boring, it is executed with skill, flair and a touch of pantomime from the impish Rafa. Great night – go see for yourself. For more info phone: 678 068 415. (DJ Graham) Gigs for February: Every Friday: Heartbreak Hotel, Benidorm. 22.30 Saturday 20: Blues Bar, Denia. 23.45 Sunday 21: Heartbreak, Altea. 18.00 Saturday 27: Heartbreak, Altea. 22.00 Sunday 28: Don Quijote, Moraira. 21.00

The Hot Dogs jazz band Calpe THE HOT Dogs Jazz Band, Calpe’s Dixieland and Swing Band, continues to play every Thursday at Restaurante Bolero, Playa La Fossa, Calpe (formerly Saffy’s Bolero). As always, the band aims to entertain and has regular followers who have a night out in the ‘ jazz club’ feel of the Bolero where they can enjoy good food and drink ,with foot-tapping, cheerful music played to a high standard thrown in as a bonus. The band plays from 9pm and table reservations can be made, if required, on 96 583 8522. Over the past six years, the Hot Dogs Jazz Band has played at many events and venues up and down the coast and is always happy to quote for bars, restaurants and private celebrations. Please call 685 321 594 (Dave) or 96 583 5033 (Werner).

Steve Solo: vocalist/karaoke DJ STEVE SOLO has been entertaining audiences on the Costa Blanca with his one man show for over seven years, offering his renditions of classic tracks including his superb Phil Collins covers. He also runs the very successful Steve Solo Karaoke Show and says, as a Vocalist, sound is vital to me and I like to extend that to all singers, of course having over 20,000

Karaoke tracks in English, Spanish and Dutch helps as we usually have something to suit everyone. Steve is also available for parties/private functions, phone: 647 006 806. Steve’s gigs for February: Every Sunday: Mystique Bar, Moraira Friday 19: Don Quijote Bar, Paichi Centre, Moraira Saturday 20: Bull & Bear Pub, Benitachell Friday 26: Jaspas Bar, Balcon al Mar, Javea

Every week Nigel Turner, Cumberland Bar, Benidorm will be doing a Focus report on the nightlife of Benidorm and the artists performing there. Should any artist/venue wish to be included :– contact Nigel on 685 550 106, email: ngltur@aol.com, web site: www.cumberlandbarbenidorm.com

Intimate bar (revisited) C/La Palma, Benidorm Old Town

YOU MAY remember the Benidorm Focus featured the Intimate Bar a few weeks ago but since then new owners have taken over and given it a whole new lease of life. Robert Lester and Ian Carline are no strangers to Benidorm and have lived here on and off for the past 10 years, making many friends with locals and holiday makers. Ian hails from West Lothian in Scotland, in fact just a stone’s throw from singing star Susan Boyle, while Robert comes from

Burton-on-Trent in Staffordshire... Both are accomplished singers and entertainers and can put on a good show. You will be treated to a range of songs from the shows together with sing-a-long medleys. They purchased the Intimate Bar in December and are hoping to bring back the friendliness and fun of days gone by. Take a look for yourself: they are open every night from around 21.00 with Karaoke starting at 22.00. You’re sure to receive a warm welcome.

Ian and Robert

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The best way to feed your horse Horse care in Spain by

Sue Weeding

Easy Horse Care tack shop and Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre, Rojales

IN SPAIN, the climate is unkind and terrain inhospitable to horses. More care and human intervention is needed to stay healthy. Not understanding this can have tragic consequences. In England I’d owned a livery yard with 15 horses. I thought I knew everything about horse care. In Spain, I had to learn all over again. The biggest problem was food. In England, my horses had 17 acres of quality grazing. Here, they had dry dust or mud. A good diet is essential for health and nothing beats natural grazing to provide the nutrients a horse needs; it is also the style of eating that is important. Horses are ‘trickle feeders’ and their digestive systems require a steady, constant supply of food. Take this away and they are likely to develop colic. Colic, or pain in the abdomen, is usually caused by poor diet and unnatural feeding practices: a horse suffering colic will show signs of discomfort. It may paw the ground, bite at its stomach, pace, roll and groan. Colic should be taken seriously and veterinary attention sought, as it is one of the leading causes of premature death. Turning a horse out to graze as much as possible is the best way to avoid colic, so what may be done in Spain without this option? I tried feeding my first Spanish horse, Linda, as many Spanish do, on straw and alfalfa. But even if we gave it to her ‘little and often’, it was no substitute for grazing and she developed colic every few months. In England, none of my horses had ever had colic. The problem was that the straw was compacting in her intestine: nothing could pass through her. Horses cannot vomit, so there is only one way for the food to go

and any food she subsequently ate would also get stuck. We knew when she had colic as she would lay down and was clearly in pain. If she rolled, she could twist her gut, which would be fatal. We always called the vet immediately. Linda would then be subjected to the horrendous experience of having a huge plastic tube inserted into her nose and gallons of water pumped through her to clear the blockage. It’s a bit like cleaning a drain. The procedure was very distressing for Linda but it saved her life more than once.

Sadly, many people do not call the vet in time. Either they do not realise their horse has colic or they think the horse will recover without help. Sometimes they do, but more often than not if left untreated compaction colic will prove fatal. Tragically, many horses have died from colic caused by bad diet. And sparse grazing can cause a horse to ingest dust and mud, which will also compact and cause colic. We spent years experimenting with different types of food without success, until a new product came onto the

Sue with her horses

For free advice on keeping your horse healthy in Spain, call Sue on 652 021 980, email info@easyhorsecare.net or visit the shop any time.

Haiti fundraiser

A HAITI Fundraiser will take place in San Pedro del Pinatar next weekend. The event, which takes place at the town’s theatre, will see many flamenco groups, musicians and singers of all styles performing and activities start from 10:00 on Saturday 27th February, lasting until 19:00 on Sunday 28th February. Entrance tickets are only €3 per day and your hand will be stamped if you wish to leave and re-enter later. All artists are donating their time and all money will be donated to ‘Doctors Without Borders’. Call 630 689 431 for more information.

market: Fast Fibre, made by English horse care company, Allen & Page - the closest you can get to grazing. It mimics the horse’s natural diet and gives the horse all the nutrients it needs in a form that is easy to digest. It’s a wet food, like natural grazing, so it also hydrates the horse and moves through the intestines more easily than dry foods. It solved the problem of feeding horses in Spain. We feed all the horses at the rescue centre on Fast Fibre now and the results are amazing without a single case of colic.

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Five winter questions answered by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

WHENEVER WE join a group on an outing we are inevitably asked gardening questions, whether leading a walk or spending Saturday helping the Pego based gardening/wildlife protection charitable foundation Fundem prune the highest cherry trees in the Galanera valley, watching nesting eagles. Having done just that last Saturday we thought it worthwhile repeating some of the questions and answers this and next week. 1. When should one prune cherry trees and how should one prune? Firstly, recognise that cherries form from fruit buds that burst out of the surface of healthy main branches and on side shoots. So cut off any suckers – young shoots - growing at the base of the tree; weak, low branches; dead or dying branches and seriously damaged branches. Also cut out crossing branches and old branches in the middle going sky high: the latter to allow the sun to shine on ripening fruit and to allow one to harvest the fruit without having to use long ladders. If you need information on pruning

other fruiting trees buy a copy of ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’. 2. Why use organic/ecological fertilizers such as composts, manures or commercial products? The main reason is that they improve the soil by adding moisture holding humus, natural beneficial micro organisms that help modify organic matter and minerals to make them easily absorbed by roots searching for nutrients; attract worms that continually till the soil; open up the soil to make it easier for roots to spread; allow oxygen into the soil and of course add nutrients. Manufactured chemical fertilizers will do just the latter and if over used – which is very easy – will lead to over fast weak growth susceptible to insects and fungi and the young roots of orange and lemon trees can be irreversibly burnt; the latter a regular occurrence when expatriates become frustrated by the naturally slow growth of citrus trees in the first few years after planting, throwing chemical fertilizers at the problem with dire results. 3. When pickling olives, how can one stop mould forming on the top of olives in bottles of brine and how strong should the brine be? We had the same questions when we first tried to pickle a few bottles of olives. We learned the traditional solutions from elderly villagers. Firstly how to make good brine: add

BY CLODAGH AND DICK HANDSCOMBE practical gardeners and authors who have enjoyed gardening in Spain for themselves and at times others for twenty five years. ‘Your Garden in Spain’, ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’ and ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’ are each packed with valuable practical ideas and advice for making the garden more beautiful and productive and how to save money. If you have trouble in finding them in local shops phone Santana Books on 952 485 838: they will soon deliver by post. www.gardeninginspain.com

salt little by little to cold water while stirring vigorously. Stop from time to time and place a fresh hen’s egg in the brine. When it starts to float freely rather than lying on the bottom, the brine us ready. To prevent mould spoiling the olives when bottled in the brine, cover the surface of the brine before you close the jars with floating carob leaves. If any mould should form it will be on the leaves and not the olives. By the way, our complete traditional process for preparing home harvested olives from the tree to table in a natural way without using the mass processing method which uses caustic soda – ugh!! -is given on page 78 of ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’. It is easy but too long to repeat here. 4. When should potatoes be planted on the Costa Blanca? Now on the frost free coastal plain and a couple of weeks before last frosts are expected for inland. Also plant some in September for new potatoes at Christmas, placing protective cloches and fleece over inland plants for frost protection from November onwards. With our double Spring – Spring and Autumn - two crops of many vegetables can be grown. You will find

illustrative tables indicating sowing planting and harvesting times for some hundred vegetables that we have grown in Spain in ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’. 5. We can’t find a book on what best to grow on apartment terraces as annuals just get burnt up by the sun: can you recommend one? Firstly there are many better plants than annuals for apartment terraces and balconies. Indeed we were just finishing off the recommended plant list for inclusion in our new book ‘Mediterranean Apartment Gardening’, which should be in the shops around mid March. More about this in a couple of weeks.

Clodagh and

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Charity walk training at the ‘Grand Designs’ house My Costa Adventures by

Anna Ratcliffe

Adventure days & experiences

WALKING IS the simplest, oldest, cheapest and one of the most pleasurable forms of exercise. The charity walk day to be held at Casa la Pedrera on Sunday 28th February will provide the chance to enter a 5km, 10km or 20km walk around the lake where the ‘Grand Designs’ house is situated. One group of people have been training in anticipation of entering the 20 km walk and I joined them to see how they’ve been getting along. The walk has been organised by Casa la Pedrera owner Jenni. This is a repeat event to raise cash for two local charities: Paul Cunningham Nurses and HELP. Both offer amazing services to those going through really tough times. Paul Cunningham Nurses provide support and care to cancer patients and those who are terminally ill, with 5 full time nurses tending around 25 patients at a time. Volunteer Sheila Maynard of PCN has been training for the 20km walk. She said, “The nurses pride themselves on assessing and visiting patients speedily, normally within 24 hours”. If only there was such care available in the UK. The HELP charity provide a further care service and the previous charity walk at Jenni’s house raised money for them.

On both occasions I joined the advanced walking group since they started training, the group sizes were good; about 15 people attending in temperatures were perfect for walking. We started at the Grand Designs house before departing, which encompassed the lake and surrounding countryside. The advanced walking group are an eclectic mix of people from various backgrounds,

participating for a variety of reasons. It was great to be with so many fit people who are not just doing the walk for a good cause, but also want a sense of achievement and enjoy the training. Walking, especially Nordic walking, is great exercise: I will be writing a feature about this next month: it reduces blood pressure; lowers levels of bad cholesterol in the blood; tones muscles;

strengthens bones and reduces the risk of coronary heart disease. Reasons for participating in walking and its associated social events include maintaining good health; weight management and increasing cardiovascular fitness. I also enjoy the social interaction and seeing new parts of the countryside. The amount of walking depends on your objective: be advised to be aware of your health and

start any training programmes with a professional. Embalse (lake) de Pedrera is always a treat; the landscape is like a real-life painting and the different faces of the lake never cease to amaze me. Jenni’s walks are varied so you get a good feeling for the area; skirting the lake, through the campo, around woodland and along tracks bordering newly blossomed almond trees – beautiful. At the house itself there are horses; dogs; birds and a handsome peacock to greet you before you embark on one of the many country walks available. If you are thinking about joining the masses on Sunday 20th February, check out www.thingstodoinspain.info

A stunning Peacock

To see all the articles written for RTN to date please go to my blog: http://mycostaadventures.blogspot.com

for full details – and don’t forget your donations! Pay special attention to the important notes and advice on the website and if you would prefer to talk to someone, Jenni’s number is: 660 816 620. For information and inspiration on further adventures across the Costa Blanca, check out www.costa-adventures.com There you will find a page named ‘My Costa Adventures’: a popular resource for those planning gift experiences for loved ones. Enjoy!

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The

Tourism Fair

Strapped for cash? Head up to Valencia’s tourism fair and grab a holiday bargain. The fair runs for three days and usually attracts thousands of visitors. Escape the cold weather by Kirsty of late and visit the fair where you can lose Tuxford yourself in a holiday ambiance. Freelance writer

VALENCIA RANKS as the 22nd most interesting city to visit in the whole of Europe, making it the ideal location for this tourism fair. All regions of Spain are represented, offering detailed guides about what there is to see and do and insider information about what makes each corner of Spain so unique and interesting to visit. Mindful of the crisis, exhibitors at the fair are offering big discounts and opportunities to take advantage of the best deals on hotels, camping, dining, entertainment and travel agency discounts. Visitors are being offered some fabulous bargains: hire a catamaran to sail around the Balearic Islands at half price; or an all-inclusive trip to Morella or Tabarca (incl. transportation, meals, tours, guides and travel insurance) for €29; accommodation in beach apartments from €17 a day; two-for-one bike rental; visit a bodega and restaurant for €16; a night in a luxury double hotel room, with a romantic dinner, breakfast and two spa circuits for €67, or book a

Experience

ALSO IN VALENCIA THIS WEEK:

18th February – 28th March: Mamma Mia! The Musical (in Spanish). Teatro Principal, Calle Barcas, 5, Valencia. Tel: 963 539 200. Tickets from servientrada bancaja or from theatre box office. Performances daily from Tuesday to Thursday and twice a day at weekends. The hugely successful Mamma Mia! is on tour in Spain – although the majority of the songs are in Spanish, you know them so well it won’t matter if you don’t understand the words. The story is set on a Greek island, where 20-year-old Sophie, about to be married, finds her mother’s diary and in it details of three lovers she once had. Sophie is sure one of the men must be her father – and invites all three to her wedding – with hilarious and heartwarming results. The show includes all the Abba favourites: ‘Dancing Queen’, ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘Chiquita’ and more.

casa rural for four people for one week for €250, and there’s plenty more. INFORMATION FOR EXHIBITORS TCV-Innovation Forum, which aims to establish itself as a reference in the analysis of trends in tourism, will bring together experts from the field of new technologies and tourism with the aim to seize opportunities and respond to the uncertainties and concerns currently facing for public and private sectors to changes in the tourist market and the evolution of new technologies. The spotlight will be on social media marketing. For more information and registration: invattur@gva.es Tel: 966 870 150. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE Whether you’re a travel professional looking to promote your product, or a member of the public looking for new information about Spain, the fair is

worth a visit. The Feria building is close to the city centre and you can easily pop into the city by metro or bus to take in the sites while you’re in town. HOW TO GET THERE Entering Valencia from the south on the A7 toll motorway: Valencia sur V-31; exit onto V-30 (direction Madrid/ Barcelona) and stay left; exit at CV-367/Paterna/ Ademuz/Godella; merge onto CV-30; exit Paterna/ Ademuz/Godella; merge onto CV-31; exit for Paterna/ Benimamet; left at fork and follow signs for Burjassot, then merge onto Avenida de las Ferias. There are various routes you can take. The route described here uses the ring road. Generally, head for Paterna; 5km NW of Valencia city centre. Feria Muestrario Internacional de Valencia, Avd. De las feria s/n, 46035 Valencia. Tel: 902 747 330. www.feriavalencia.com Tickets €3, available on line.

Readers’ recipes

THIS WARMING soup has been sent in by Maggie who has told us it is a very old Scottish recipe handed down through the generations: certainly a tasty soup for a chilly INGREDIENTS • 1 small chicken approximately 3lb • 1 onion chopped • 6 leeks cut into inch long pieces • 2oz/50g short grain rice • 1 small carrot, grated • 1 tsp salt • 3 pints water • Black pepper to taste • 1tsp chopped parsley This would serve at least 4 people.

METHOD 1. Place the chicken and onion in a large saucepan and add the water. Bring to the boil. Cover and simmer for 1½ hours until the chicken is tender.

2. Remove from the heat and skim off any scum. Take out chicken and strip the meat from the bones. 3. Discard the bones 4. Return the meat to the stock 5. Add the leeks, rice and grated carrot

6. Bring back to the boil, cover and simmer for a further 30 minutes. 7. Season well and add parsley before serving.

Enjoy! Maggie, Alicante Don’t forget: if you have a recipe that you would like featured in RTN please email to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

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Computing Media file rights John from Alfaz de Pi asks: Dear Aunty, on my Windows XP, I inadvertently clicked on an option to obtain ‘Media File Rights’ and downloaded a piece of malware called Mirar and have since run AVG, Spybot and CCleaner. Spybot picked up the infection and I took the option to fix the problem and indicated that Mirar had been removed. On viewing the option to Uninstall a program, Mirar was still listed so I tried to uninstall it but it will not allow me to do so. I would be obliged if you could advise me how to cure this problem. Aunty says: Hello John. Both SuperAntiSpyware and Malwarebytes will get rid of this dangerous bit of spyware. If you still have problems uninstalling it then try first running the scan in safe mode (F8 before Windows starts) and then run the uninstall again in safe mode.

Can you shed any light?!

Dennis via email asks: Love the column every week and I hope you can help. I am running Windows XP & I have got 2 annoying problems: (1) when I want to do a CHECKDISK & reboot, it comes up as ‘a normal disc check has been set for this disc C:\ drive’ but then a message comes up saying that it has not got SOLE ACCESS to this Drive. Then it says ‘finished checking disc’ and continues

with aunty virus

to reboot and start-up and doesn’t do a disk check. I have been told to try to reboot then F8 and select Safe Mode with Command Prompt and then typeCan you in (chkdsk/r) but that doesn’t work either. (2) I use to run Norton Antivirus in the past 2007/2008/2009/. Last October I took it out and put on Panda 2009/2010 but now my Restore Points does not work. I have even tried turning restore Points off on all drives for a week and then turned them back on again but still they do not work. I have been told by my local PC Shop that it’s something to do with Norton: when you take it out it stops your ‘system restore’ from working. Can you shed any light? Aunty says: This all sounds a bit worrying Dennis. The fact that chkdisk doesn’t work suggests either something like Norton, ZoneAlarm or Spyware Doctor has locked your drive for its own exclusive use or you possibly have a problem with data corruption. You can try “chkdsk /x” which will un-mount the volume (don’t forget the space before the /x). The system restore function could well have been affected by Norton but there are plenty of other things that can cause this. I would recommend having your PC wiped and a fresh install of everything. I know Enet Computers do this from around €60 which doesn’t seem at all bad.

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Pay as you go internet Steve via iPhone asks: Hi, can you help me? I would like pay as you go Internet for my laptop. Can you recommend a provider and are they any good? Aunty says: Unfortunately, Steve, I’ve had such a mixed experience with the PAYG (pay-as-you go) dongles that I can’t recommend one. All the main mobile phone companies do a PAYG package but the only advice I can give you is to buy

one from a provider that has a strong signal in your area (as you would with a mobile phone) but you really won’t know how well it works until you get it home and plug it in.

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010

SuperFast Internet!

Secure details on Firefox Downloading AVG on dial-up! Pat via email asks: Dear Aunty, after reading last week’s column I installed the Firefox 4775 ‘autofill’ add-on. I’m still learning to drive it and so far I prefer it to the Google version. However I can’t see a secure way to store credit card details on a Firefox auto ill profile.

Sheila from San Luis asks: Hi Aunty: I have tried a number of times to download AVG9 Free without success. I am on dial up. The program did come up but said it would take 5hrs plus to download. I asked two friends if they would put the file on disc or memory stick and they said it was blocked.

Aunty says: Very useful isn’t it Pat. I don’t like the thought of storing my bank or credit card details on my computer so I have used one of the unused fields (occupation) and stored only the first 13 numbers of my card, seems to work fine.

Using different Skype versions Reader via email says: I just noticed a question in the latest edition of RTN regarding Skype and webcam. I had a similar problem and phoned Sony support in the UK. My problem only occurred with the new Skype version.

Aunty Says: 5 hours seems about right for a dialup connection Sheila. I don’t really understand what your friends mean by the program being blocked though. Where were they trying to download it from? The safest place is either from download.com or enetcomputers.

I uninstalled and reinstalled an earlier programme and my video works perfectly well now. Aunty says: Worth a try I suppose, but there is obviously an underlying problem with the compatibility of the webcam which may cause other problems. Also there have been problems in the past when different versions of Skype are used with each other, so unless all your Skype contacts roll-back to an earlier version as well, you may experience other communication problems.

That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out

tv Friday

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010

7.00 Breakfast 10.15 Animal 24:7 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer 12.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12.30 Cash in the Attic 13.15 Bargain Hunt 14.00 - 14.45 BBC News 14.45 Doctors 15.15 Murder, She Wrote 16.00 BBC News; Weather 16.05 CBeebies: Timmy Time 16.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 16.25 CBBC: 16.25 Dennis and Gnasher; Leon. 16.40 Bear Behaving Badly 17.05 ROY 17.35 Gastronuts 18.00 Newsround 18.15 Weakest Link 19.00 - 20.00 BBC News 20.00 The One Show 20.30 A Question of Sport 21.00 EastEnders 21.30 QI 22.00 MasterChef 23.00 BBC News 23.25 Regional News 23.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 0.35 The National Lottery EuroMillions Draw 0.45 Weird Science; Weatherview. 2.20 Sign Zone: Seven Ages of Britain

7.00 - 9.00 Childrens programs 9.00 CBBC: Arthur. 9.15 Arthur 9.30 Dennis and Gnasher 9.40 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 10.00 Copycats 10.30 League of Super Evil 10.45 Prank Patrol 11.10 Doctor Who: The Infinite Quest 12.00 Animal Park: Wild on the West Coast 13.00 Castle in the Country 13.30 Working Lunch 14.00 Car Booty 14.45 Winter Olympics 16.45 Flog It! 17.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18.15 Instant Restaurant 19.00 Eggheads 19.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 20.00 Live Winter Olympics 22.00 Mastercrafts 23.00 The Bubble 23.30 Newsnight 0.00 The Review Show; Weather 0.40 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV News and Weather 14.55 Granada News and Weather 15.00 House Gift 16.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16.59 Granada Weather 17.00 Midsomer Murders 18.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 19.00 Granada Reports; Weather 19.30 ITV News and Weather 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 Coronation Street 21.00 Dancing on Ice Friday 21.30 Coronation Street 22.00 Popstar to Operastar 23.00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23.30 Granada News and Weather 23.35 The Brits Backstage 0.05 Gremlins; ITV News Headlines. 2.00 Undercover Brother 3.25 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime

7.00 Sali Mali 7.05 The Hoobs 8.00 Freshly Squeezed 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Will & Grace 10.20 Coach Trip 10.50 Deal or No Deal 11.40 According to Jim 12.10 Without a Trace 13.00 Channel 4 News 13.05 The Home Show 14.05 Cry Havoc 15.55 Glamour Puds 16.25 Countdown 17.10 Deal or No Deal 17.55 Coach Trip 18.30 Jamie at Home 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.30 The Stuttering School 21.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 22.00 Embarrassing Bodies 23.00 8 Out of 10 Cats 23.50 Rude Tube 0.50 4Music: Vampire Weekend: Video Exclusive 0.55 4Music: Mercury Prize Sessions 1.15 4Music: The Album Chart Show 1.50 4Music: 4Music Intros: Dionne Bromfield

7.00 - 8.20 Childrens programs 8.20 The Mr Men Show 8.30 Roary the Racing Car 8.45 Noddy in Toyland 9.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 9.20 Peppa Pig 9.25 Thomas & Friends 9.35 Igam Ogam 9.50 Funky Valley 9.55 Rupert Bear 10.05 Mio Mao 10.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Trisha Goddard 12.45 How Not to Decorate 13.35 Five News 13.45 Animal Rescue Squad 14.15 Wild Animal ER 14.45 Neighbours 15.15 Home and Away 15.50 Zoo Days 16.00 A Risk Worth Taking 18.00 Five News; Weather 18.30 Neighbours 19.00 Home and Away 19.25 Live from Studio Five 20.30 Building the Ultimate 21.00 Killer Lion Stakeout: Austin Stevens’ Adventures 22.00 The Mentalist 23.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 0.00 CSI Trilogy 1.00 SuperCasino

7.00 Breakfast 11.00 Saturday Kitchen 12.35 Rachel Allen: Home Cooking 13.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 13.15 Football Focus 14.00 A Question of Sport 14.30 Live Athletics 17.30 Final Score 18.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 18.30 Total Wipeout 19.30 Let’s Dance for Sport Relief 20.45 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 21.35 Casualty 22.25 Weakest Link 23.20 BBC News; Weather 23.30 Match of the Day; National Lottery Update. 0.45 The Football League Show 2.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross; Weatherview. 3.05 BBC News

7.00 - 9.00 Childrens programs 9.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab; Leon. 9.30 Jump Nation 10.30 Prank Patrol 11.00 Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 11.30 Keep Your Enemies Close 12.00 The Slammer 12.30 My Life 13.00 Winter Olympics 15.00 The Sky at Night 15.20 Monk 16.05 Bell, Book and Candle 17.45 Art of Russia 18.45 Live Winter Olympics 20.15 A History of Christianity 21.15 The Virtual Revolution 22.15 QI XL 23.00 Heroes 23.45 The Bubble 0.15 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 10.55 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11.25 Popstar to Operastar 12.25 News; Weather 12.34 Granada Weather 12.35 Murder, She Wrote: South By Southwest 14.15 Richie Rich 16.00 The Mummy Returns 18.15 Granada News and Weather 18.30 ITV News and Weather 18.45 All Star Family Fortunes 19.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 20.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 20.30 Take Me Out 21.45 All Star Mr & Mrs 22.45 You, Me and Dupree 23.45 ITV News and Weather; Weather 0.00 You, Me and Dupree 1.05 Around the Bend; ITV News Headlines. 2.35 Six Degrees 3.20 Nightwatch with

7.05 Sali Mali 7.10 The Hoobs 8.05 World Sport 8.30 Road to the 2010 FIFA World Cup 9.00 The Morning Line 9.55 T4: Friends 10.25 T4: Glee 11.25 T4: Dave Berry’s Great British Debut Singles 12.30 T4: Friends 12.55 T4: Ultimate Traveller 14.00 T4: Smallville 14.55 Channel 4 Racing from Ascot, Haydock Park and Wincanton 17.05 Three Hungry Boys 17.35 Come Dine with Me 20.10 Channel 4 News 20.40 Waking the Baby Mammoth 22.15 Mission: Impossible III 0.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 1.25 15 Minutes 3.30 The War at Home 3.50 St Elsewhere 4.40 Scrapheap Challenge 5.40 British Made

7.00 - 9.00 Childrens programs 9.30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 9.50 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 10.00 Olivia 10.15 The Mr Men Show 10.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11.00 UEFA Europa League Highlights 12.00 The Gadget Show 13.00 Chinese Food in Minutes 13.30 Wild Animal ER 14.00 Zoo Days 14.15 Forty Guns to Apache Pass 16.05 Blood Alley 18.25 Five News 18.30 The Professionals 20.30 NCIS 21.25 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 22.25 CSI Trilogy 23.25 Law & Order 0.25 Crime Scene Academy 1.00 SuperCasino 5.05 House Doctor

7.00 Breakfast 8.45 Match of the Day 10.00 The Andrew Marr Show 11.00 The Big Questions 12.00 Country Tracks 13.00 The Politics Show 14.00 Cash in the Attic 14.45 Match of the Day Live 17.05 Murder, She Wrote 17.50 Lifeline 18.00 Songs of Praise 18.35 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 19.00 Countryfile 20.00 Antiques Roadshow 21.00 Lark Rise to Candleford 22.00 The British Academy Film Awards 0.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 0.25 For Your Consideration; Weatherview. 1.50 Sign Zone: Horizon: What Makes a Genius? 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City 4.50 Sign Zone: History of Now - The Story of the Noughties

7.00 CBeebies: Jakers! 7.20 Clifford 7.35 Brum 7.45 Louie 8.00 CBBC: Arthur. 8.15 Dennis and Gnasher 8.40 The Basil Brush Show 9.05 Jinx; Leon. 9.30 Dani’s House 10.00 Tracy Beaker Returns 10.30 Spirit Warriors 11.00 Something for the Weekend 12.30 Gardeners’ World 13.00 Winter Olympics 14.35 EastEnders 17.00 EastEnders Live: The Aftermath 18.00 Natural World 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 Banded Brothers - The Mongoose Mob 21.00 Live Winter Olympics 23.15 Match of the Day 2 0.25 Live Winter Olympics 5.00 The Super League Show

7.00 GMTV 10.25 Britain’s Favourite View 10.40 Coronation Street 13.00 News; Weather 13.04 Granada Weather 13.05 Holiday On the Buses 14.45 Columbo Cries Wolf 16.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18.50 Granada News and Weather 19.00 ITV News and Weather 19.15 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 19.45 Dancing on Ice 21.30 Wild at Heart 22.30 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 23.00 ITV News and Weather; Weather 23.15 Rumour Has It 1.05 Premiership Rugby Union 2.00 Champions League Weekly 2.25 Alien Siege; ITV News Headlines. 3.55 Dating the Enemy 4.20 ITV Nightscreen

7.00 The Hoobs 8.00 The Brain Cell 8.25 Athletics 9.55 T4: The Hills 10.25 T4: Friends 10.55 T4: Hollyoaks 13.30 T4: Ultimate Traveller 14.35 T4: Friends 15.05 T4: The Album Chart Show JLS Special 15.40 T4: 90210 16.35 T4: The Simpsons 17.40 Deal or No Deal 18.30 Glee 19.25 Channel 4 News 19.55 The Bible: A History 20.55 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 22.40 Predator 0.45 Dawn of the Dead 2.45 The Closer 3.30 St Elsewhere 4.20 Hill Street Blues 5.10 Dispatches: Kids Don’t Count

7.00 - 9.05 Childrens programs 9.05 Hana’s Helpline 9.20 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 9.30 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 9.50 Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 10.00 Olivia 10.15 The Mr Men Show 10.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11.00 Shake!: Hannah Montana. 11.35 Wizards of Waverly Place 12.10 Zoo Days 12.25 The Gadget Show Shorts 12.35 Ice Road Truckers 13.35 Mister Roberts 15.55 Firecreek 17.55 Five News 18.00 Donald Duck - Winter Storage 18.05 Mulan II 19.40 Happy Gilmore 21.30 The Wedding Singer 23.30 House on Haunted Hill 1.15 Lockdown 2.15 SuperCasino 5.05 House Doctor

tv Saturday

tv Sunday

7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Lion Man 12.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics 13.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia 14.00 Bones 15.00 Angela and Friends 16.30 The Real A&E 17.30 Lion Man 18.00 WWE Superstars 19.00 Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old? 20.00 The Simpsons 21.00 UK Border Force 22.00 Lost 23.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 23.30 Modern Family 0.00 Road Wars 2.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 2.50 Football’s Next Star

7.15 Winter Olympic Breakfast 7.25 Live W.O Ice Hockey 8.15 Winter Olympic Breakfast 8.25 W.O Figure Skating 10.00 Winter Olympic Biathlon 12.00 W.O Finish Line 12.30 W.O Figure Skating 13.30 Winter Olympic Biathlon 15.00 W.O Finish Line 15.30 W.O Skeleton 16.30 W.O Figure Skating 17.30 Live W.O Ski Jumping 18.15 W.O Finish Line 18.30 Countdown 19.00 Live W.O Ski Jumping 20.00 W.O Cross-Country Skiing 20.30 Live W.O Alpine Skiing 22.00 Live Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 23.00 W.O Ski Jumping 23.45 W.O Alpine Skiing 0.30 Winter Olympic Figure Skating 1.45 Live W.O Figure Skating

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Bewitched 9.00 Maury 9.55 Celebs Off Duty 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 America’s Next Top Model 12.00 Maury 12.55 Celebs Off Duty 13.00 Four Weddings 14.00 Nothing to Declare 15.00 Grey’s Anatomy 16.00 Ghost Whisperer 17.00 Charmed 19.00 America’s Next Top Model 20.00 Ghost Whisperer 21.00 Nothing to Declare 22.00 Criminal Minds 23.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Hotel Babylon 3.05 Diet on the Dancefloor 4.00 Charmed

7.15 W.O Breakfast 7.25 Live W.O Ice Hockey 8.15 W.O Breakfast 8.25 W.O Figure Skating 10.00 Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 11.00 W.O Alpine Skiing 12.00 W.O Finish Line 12.30 W.O Cross-Country Skiing 13.15 W.O Alpine Skiing 14.15 W.O Ski Jumping 15.00 W.O Finish Line 15.30 Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 16.00 W.O Skeleton 17.00 W.O Figure Skating 18.00 W.O Finish Line 18.30 W.O Countdown 19.00 Live W.O Alpine Skiing 20.00 Live W.O Ski Jumping 22.15 Live W.O CrossCountry Skiing 0.00 W.O Ski Jumping 1.15 LiveW.O Speed Skating 3.15 Live W.O Bobsleigh 3.30 Live W.O Speed Skating

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Bewitched 10.00 My Wife and Kids 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 12.00 Will & Grace 13.00 Canada’s Next Top Model 14.00 Four Weddings 17.00 Nothing to Declare 19.00 Drop Dead Fred 21.00 Criminal Minds 22.00 Most Haunted: The Live Series 0.00 Psychic Sally: On the Road 1.00 Medium 2.00 Canada’s Next Top Model 3.00 Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life 4.00 Exposed: The Osbournes 4.50 Will & Grace

7.15 W.O Breakfast 7.25 Live W.OIce Hockey 8.15 W.O Breakfast 8.25 W.O Ski Jumping 10.00 W.O Alpine Skiing 11.00 W.O Cross-Country Skiing 12.00 W.O Finish Line 12.30 W.O Ski Jumping 13.15 W.O Alpine Skiing 14.00 W.O Bobsleigh 15.00 W.O Finish Line 15.30 W.O Ski Jumping 16.15 W.O Alpine Skiing 17.00 W.O Cross-Country Skiing 18.00 W.O Finish Line 18.30 W.O Countdown 19.00 Live W.O Alpine Skiing 19.45 Live W.O Biathlon 20.30 W.O Cross-Country Skiing 22.00 Live W.O Biathlon 22.45 Live W.O Alpine Skiing 23.45 Live W.O Bobsleigh 0.45 LiveW.O Speed Skating 1.30 Live W.O Figure Skating 2.30 W.O Freestyle Skiing 2.45 Live W.O Figure Skating 4.45 W.O Ice Hockey

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Bewitched 10.00 My Wife and Kids 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 12.00 Will & Grace 13.00 America’s Next Top Model 14.00 So You Think You Can Dance 16.00 Drop Dead Fred 18.00 Passport Patrol 19.00 Changing Faces 20.00 Psychic Sally: On the Road 21.00 Medium 22.00 Criminal Minds 23.00 Supernatural 0.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 America’s Next Top Model 3.05 Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life 4.00 Passport Patrol 4.50 Will & Grace 5.40 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The Mentalist five,

22.00 pm

7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle 9.00 Football’s Next Star 10.00 Soccer AM 13.00 The Simpsons 14.00 Oops TV 15.00 The Real A&E 16.00 Fat Families 17.00 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza 18.00 Got to Dance - Live Final 19.30 Futurama 20.00 The Simpsons 21.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 21.30 Simpsons Mischief & Mayhem 22.00 Liar, Liar 23.40 Fringe 0.40 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.40 Road Wars 2.40 Bones 3.40 Night Cops 4.30 Road Wars 5.20 Prison Break

The Mummy Return itv1, 16.00 pm

7.00 Hour of Power 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle 9.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 9.30 Oops TV 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 WWE Superstars 12.00 WWE: Experience 13.00 The Simpsons 14.00 Simpsons Mischief & Mayhem 14.30 Futurama 16.00 Bones 17.00 UK Border Force 18.00 The Simpsons 19.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 20.00 Got to Dance 21.00 Noel’s Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old? 22.00 24 23.00 House 0.00 Bones 2.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 2.50 Road Wars 3.40 Night Cops 4.30 Road Wars 5.20 Guinness World Records Smashed!

Slumdog Four: Rise Fantastic Millionaire of the Silver Surfer Channel 4, 10.00pm 4, Channel

19.55 pm

tv Monday

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010

7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Lion Man 12.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics 13.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia 14.00 Bones 15.00 Angela and Friends 16.30 UK Border Force 17.30 Lion Man 18.00 Malcolm in the Middle 18.30 Futurama 19.00 Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old? 20.00 The Simpsons 21.00 The Real A&E 22.00 How to Get What You Want 23.00 House 0.00 24 1.00 Road Wars 2.50 Ross Kemp on Gangs 3.40 Don’t Forget the Lyrics US 4.30 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?

7.00 Breakfast 10.15 Animal 24:7 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer; BBC News 12.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12.30 Cash in the Attic 13.15 Bargain Hunt 14.00 -14.45 BBC News 14.45 Doctors 15.15 Murder, She Wrote 16.00 BBC News 16.05 CBeebies: Timmy Time. 16.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 16.25 CBBC: 16.25 Dennis and Gnasher; Leon 16.40 Bear Behaving Badly 17.05 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 17.35 MI High 18.00 Newsround 18.15 Weakest Link 19.00 - 20.00 BBC News 20.00 The One Show 20.30 Inside Out; BBC News 21.00 EastEnders 21.30 Panorama 22.00 New Tricks 23.00 - 23.35 BBC News 23.35 Britain’s Really Disgusting Food 0.35 Late Kick Off 1.05 Famous, Rich and Homeless; Weatherview. 2.10 Sign Zone: The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best

7.00 - 10.05 Childrens programs 10.05 Louie 10.20 Ethelbert the Tiger 10.30 I Can Cook 10.45 Guess with Jess; Big & Small Songs. 11.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 11.10 Waybuloo 11.30 In the Night Garden 12.00 Animal Park: Wild on the West Coast 13.00 Daily Politics 13.30 Working Lunch 14.00 Living in the Sun 14.45 Winter Olympics 16.45 Flog It! 17.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18.15 Instant Restaurant 19.00 Eggheads 19.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 20.00 Coast 21.00 University Challenge 21.30 Raymond Blanc: Kitchen Secrets 22.00 Generation Jihad 23.00 Nurse Jackie 23.30 Newsnight; Weather. 0.20 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV News 14.55 Granada News 15.00 May the Best House Win 16.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16.59 Granada Weather 17.00 Midsomer Murders 18.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 19.00 Granada Reports 19.30 ITV News and Weather 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 Coronation Street 21.00 The Lakes 21.30 Coronation Street 22.00 Married Single Other 23.00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23.30 Granada News 23.35 40 Days and 40 Nights 1.20 Take Me Out; ITV News Headlines. 2.20 Loose Women 3.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show

7.00 The Hoobs 8.00 Freshly Squeezed 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Will & Grace 10.20 According to Jim 10.50 Deal or No Deal 11.35 Coach Trip 12.05 Without a Trace 13.00 Channel 4 News 13.05 Action in the North Atlantic 15.25 Glamour Puds 15.55 The TV Book Club 16.25 Countdown 17.10 Deal or No Deal 18.00 Coach Trip 18.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.55 The Political Slot 21.00 Dispatches: Kids Don’t Count 22.00 Tower Block of Commons 23.00 The Good Wife 0.00 Keeping Mum 2.00 You Can Count on Me 4.00 F2.8

7.00 - 9.05 Childrens programs 9.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 9.15 Peppa Pig 9.25 Thomas & Friends 9.40 Igam Ogam 9.50 Funky Valley 9.55 Rupert Bear 10.05 Mio Mao 10.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Trisha Goddard 12.45 Getting on the Property Ladder 13.35 Five News 13.45 RSPCA: On the Frontline 14.15 Lights, Camera, Animals 14.45 Neighbours 15.15 Home and Away 15.50 Property List: Top Spots 16.05 Final Descent 18.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky; Weather 18.30 Neighbours 19.00 Home and Away 19.25 Live from Studio Five 20.30 How Do They Do It?; Five News Update. 21.00 The Gadget Show; Five News at 9. 22.00 The Bone Collector 0.25 Frankenstein 2.15 SuperCasino

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Bewitched 9.00 Maury 9.55 Celebs Off Duty 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 America’s Next Top Model 12.00 Maury 12.55 Celebs Off Duty 13.00 Four Weddings 13.30 Will & Grace 14.00 Passport Patrol 15.00 Grey’s Anatomy 16.00 Ghost Whisperer 17.00 Charmed 19.00 America’s Next Top Model 20.00 Ghost Whisperer 21.00 Britain’s Worst Husband 22.00 America’s Next Top Model 23.00 Changing Faces 0.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Hotel Babylon 3.05 Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life 4.00 Charmed 5.40 Will & Grace

7.00 - 10.05 Childrens programs 10.05 Louie 10.20 Ethelbert the Tiger 10.30 I Can Cook 10.45 Guess with Jess; Big & Small Songs. 11.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 11.10 Waybuloo 11.30 In the Night Garden 12.00 Animal Park: Wild on the West Coast 13.00 Daily Politics 13.30 Working Lunch 14.00 Living in the Sun 14.45 Winter Olympics 16.45 Flog It! 17.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18.15 Instant Restaurant 19.00 Eggheads 19.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 20.00 Live Winter Olympics 21.00 How Earth Made Us 22.00 Live Winter Olympics 23.30 Newsnight; Weather. 0.20 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV News and Weather 14.55 Granada News 15.00 May the Best House Win 16.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16.59 Granada Weather 17.00 Midsomer Murders 18.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 19.00 Granada Reports 19.30 ITV News and Weather 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 The Krypton Factor 21.00 Cops with Cameras 22.00 Seven Days in Traffic 23.00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23.30 Granada News 23.35 Piers Morgan On 0.35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency 1.30 Premiership Rugby Union; ITV News Headlines. 2.20 Loose Women 3.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show

7.00 The Treacle People 7.10 The Hoobs 8.00 Freshly Squeezed 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Will & Grace 10.20 According to Jim 10.45 Deal or No Deal 11.35 Coach Trip 12.05 Without a Trace 13.00 Channel 4 News 13.05 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate 13.10 The Home Show 14.10 The Cross of Lorraine 15.55 Glamour Puds 16.25 Countdown 17.10 Deal or No Deal 18.00 Coach Trip 18.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.55 The Political Slot 21.00 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 22.00 One Born Every Minute 23.00 Shameless 0.10 The Big Bang Theory 0.40 8 Out of 10 Cats 1.25 Late Night Poker 2.30 Road to the 2010 2.55 Bullrun 3.20 KOTV

7.00 - 9.05 Childrens programs 9.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 9.15 Peppa Pig 9.25 Thomas & Friends 9.40 Igam Ogam 9.50 Funky Valley 9.55 Rupert Bear 10.05 Mio Mao 10.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Trisha Goddard 12.45 Getting on the Property Ladder 13.35 Five News 13.45 RSPCA: On the Frontline 14.15 Lights, Camera, Animals 14.45 Neighbours 15.15 Home and Away 15.50 Rescuers: Stories of Courage - Two Families 18.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky; Weather 18.30 Neighbours 19.00 Home and Away 19.25 Live from Studio Five 20.30 Chinese Food in Minutes 21.00 Ice Road Truckers; Five News at 9. 22.00 CSI Trilogy 23.00 CSI: Miami; Five News Update. 0.00 CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS 1.55 SuperCasino

7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Lion Man 12.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics 13.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia 14.00 Bones 15.00 Angela and Friends 16.30 UK Border Force 17.30 Lion Man 18.00 Malcolm in the Middle 18.30 Futurama 19.00 Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old? 20.00 The Simpsons 21.00 Stargate Universe 22.00 Caprica 23.00 Fringe 0.00 Lost 1.00 Caprica 2.00 Road Wars 3.40 Ross Kemp on Gangs 4.30 Don’t Forget the Lyrics US 5.20 Battlestar Galactica

7.00 Breakfast 10.15 Animal 24:7 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer; BBC News 12.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12.30 Cash in the Attic 13.15 Bargain Hunt 14.00 - 14.45 BBC News 14.45 Doctors 15.15 Murder, She Wrote 16.00 BBC News 16.05 CBeebies: Timmy Time. 16.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 16.25 CBBC: 16.25 Dennis and Gnasher; Leon 16.40 Bear Behaving Badly 17.05 SMart; Street Monsters 17.35 Blue Peter 18.00 Newsround 18.15 Weakest Link 19.00 - 20.00 BBC News 20.00 The One Show 20.30 EastEnders; BBC News 21.00 MasterChef 22.00 The Day the Immigrants Left 23.00 - 23.35 BBC News 23.35 The National Lottery Draws 23.45 Damages; National Lottery Update. 0.40 Film 2010 with Jonathan Ross 1.10 Thirteen Days; Weatherview

7.00 - 9.00 Childrens programs 9.00 League of Super Evil; Angus & Cheryl. 9.15 Dennis and Gnasher 9.30 CBeebies: Zigby. 9.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 10.05 Louie 10.20 Ethelbert the Tiger 10.30 I Can Cook 10.45 Guess with Jess; Big & Small Songs. 11.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 11.10 Waybuloo 11.30 In the Night Garden 12.05 Coast 12.20 Lifeline 12.30 Daily Politics 14.00 See Hear 14.30 Working Lunch 15.00 Winter Olympics 16.45 Flog It! 17.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18.15 Instant Restaurant 19.00 Eggheads 19.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 20.00 Yellowstone 21.00 Natural World 22.00 Live Winter Olympics 23.30 Newsnight; Weather. 0.20 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV News and Weather 14.55 Granada News and Weather 15.00 May the Best House Win 16.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16.59 Granada Weather 17.00 Midsomer Murders 18.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 19.00 Granada Reports 19.30 ITV News and Weather 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 Live UEFA Champions League 23.00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23.30 Granada News 23.35 Champions League Extra Time 1.00 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery 1.50 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; ITV News Headlines. 2.45 Loose Women 3.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show

7.00 The Treacle People 7.10 The Hoobs 8.00 Freshly Squeezed 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.20 Frasier 9.45 Will & Grace 10.15 According to Jim 10.45 Deal or No Deal 11.35 Coach Trip 12.05 Without a Trace 13.00 Channel 4 News 13.05 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate 13.10 Cook Yourself Thin 13.40 Battleground 15.55 Glamour Puds 16.25 Countdown 17.10 Deal or No Deal 18.00 Coach Trip 18.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.55 The Political Slot 21.00 Relocation, Relocation 22.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 23.00 Desperate Housewives 0.00 Shameless 1.00 4Music: 360 Sessions 1.35 4Music: 4Play: The Duke and the King 1.50 4Music: 4Play: Jesca Hoop 2.05 4Music: This Week’s

7.00 - 9.40 Childrens programs 9.40 Igam Ogam 9.50 Funky Valley 9.55 Rupert Bear 10.05 Mio Mao 10.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Trisha Goddard 12.45 Getting on the Property Ladder 13.35 Five News 13.45 RSPCA: On the Frontline 14.15 Lights, Camera, Animals 14.45 Neighbours 15.15 Home and Away 15.50 Property List: Top Spots 16.00 The Family Recipe 16.10 Mystery Woman: At First Sight 18.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky; Weather 18.30 Neighbours 19.00 Home and Away 19.25 Live from Studio Five 20.30 Monkey Life; Five News Update. 21.00 Secrets of Egypt: Cleopatra; Five News at 9. 22.00 NCIS 23.00 Numb3rs 0.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 0.55 Poker 2.00 SuperCasino

7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 The Simpsons 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Lion Man 12.00 All Star Don’t Forget the Lyrics 13.00 The Biggest Loser: Australia 14.00 Bones 15.00 Angela and Friends 16.30 UK Border Force 17.30 Lion Man 18.00 Malcolm in the Middle 18.30 Futurama 19.00 Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old? 20.00 The Simpsons 21.00 Dogs in Frocks 22.00 Dog Squad 23.00 Liar, Liar 0.40 Naked Britain 1.40 Road Wars 2.40 Ross Kemp on Gangs 3.35 Don’t Forget the Lyrics US 4.30 Brainiac: Science Abuse

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7.15 W.O Breakfast 7.25 Live W.O Ice Hockey 8.15 W.O Breakfast 8.25 W.O Figure Skating 10.00 W.O Biathlon 11.00 W.O Alpine Skiing 12.00 W.O Finish Line 12.30 W.O Bobsleigh 13.30 W.O Biathlon 14.30 W.O Alpine Skiing 15.00 W.O Finish Line 15.30 W.O Biathlon 16.30 Champions Club 17.30 Live W.O Ski Jumping 18.15 W.O Finish Line 18.30 W.O Countdown 19.00 Live W.O Ski Jumping 20.45 W.O CrossCountry Skiing 22.00 Live Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 22.45 W.O Ski Jumping 0.15 Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 1.00 W.O Figure Skating 1.45 Live W.O Figure Skating

7.15 W.O Breakfast 7.25 W.O Ski Jumping 8.15 W.O Breakfast 8.25 W.O Figure Skating 10.00 W.O Ski Jumping 11.15 W.O CrossCountry Skiing 12.00 W.O Finish Line 12.30 W.O Ski Jumping 14.00 Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 15.00 W.O Finish Line 15.30 W.O Ski Jumping 16.30 W.O Figure Skating 17.30 W.O Finish Line 18.00 Live Winter Olympic Nordic Combined Skiing 18.30 W.O Countdown 19.00 Live Winter Olympic Nordic Combined Skiing 19.45 Winter Olympic Cross-Country Skiing 20.30 Live W.O Biathlon 21.45 W.O Nordic Combined Skiing 22.45 Live W.O Freestyle Skiing 23.15 Winter Olympic

7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Bewitched 9.00 Maury 9.55 Celebs Off Duty 10.00 Passport Patrol 11.00 America’s Next Top Model 12.00 Maury 12.55 Celebs Off Duty 13.00 Four Weddings 13.30 Will & Grace 14.00 Passport Patrol 15.00 Grey’s Anatomy 16.00 Ghost Whisperer 17.00 Charmed 19.00 America’s Next Top Model 20.00 Ghost Whisperer 21.00 America’s Next Top Model 22.00 Psychic Sally: On the Road 23.00 New Most Haunted 0.00 Supernatural 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Hotel Babylon 3.05 Dirty Dancing: The Time of Your Life 4.00 Charmed

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7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Bewitched 9.00 Maury 9.55 Celebs Off Duty 10.00 Passport Patrol 11.00 America’s Next Top Model 12.00 Maury 12.55 Celebs Off Duty 13.00 Four Weddings 13.30 Will & Grace 14.00 Passport Patrol 15.00 Grey’s Anatomy 16.00 Ghost Whisperer 17.00 Charmed 19.00 America’s Next Top Model 20.00 Ghost Whisperer 21.00 Grey’s Anatomy 22.00 Supernatural 23.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 0.00 Criminal Minds 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 Hotel Babylon 3.05 Dirty Dancing: The

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7.00 Breakfast 10.15 Animal 24:7 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer; BBC News 12.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12.30 Cash in the Attic; BBC News; Weather. 13.15 Bargain Hunt 14.00 BBC News; Weather 14.30 Regional News 14.45 Doctors 15.15 Murder, She Wrote 16.00 BBC News; Weather; Regional News 16.05 CBeebies: Timmy Time. 16.15 Pinky Dinky Doo 16.25 CBBC: 16.25 Dennis and Gnasher; Leon. 16.40 Bear Behaving Badly 17.05 Horrible Histories 17.35 Relic: Guardians of the Museum 18.00 Newsround 18.15 Weakest Link 19.00 BBC News; Weather 19.30 Regional News Programmes; Weather 20.00 The One Show 20.30 EastEnders; BBC News; Regional News. 21.00 MasterChef 22.00 Crimewatch 23.00 BBC News 23.25 Regional News; Weather 23.35 Question Time 0.35 This Week; Skiing Weatherview. 1.25 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.55 Sign Zone: Art of Russia 2.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.50 Sign Zone: Generation Jihad 4.50 Sign Zone: MasterChef

7.00 CBeebies: Jakers! 7.20 Clifford 7.35 Brum 7.45 Louie 7.55 Pingu 8.00 CBBC: Arthur. 8.15 Arthur 8.25 Newsround 8.30 Barney’s Barrier Reef 9.00 League of Super Evil; Angus & Cheryl. 9.15 Dennis and Gnasher 9.30 CBeebies: Zigby. 9.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 10.05 Louie 10.20 Ethelbert the Tiger 10.30 I Can Cook 10.45 Guess with Jess; Big & Small Songs. 11.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 11.10 Waybuloo 11.30 In the Night Garden 12.00 Animal Park: Wild on the West Coast 13.00 Daily Politics 13.30 Working Lunch 14.00 Living in the Sun 14.45 Winter Olympics 16.45 Flog It! 17.30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18.15 Instant Restaurant 19.00 Eggheads 19.30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 20.00 Live Winter Olympics 21.00 British Columbia: Canada’s Olympic Wilderness 22.00 Mock the Week 22.30 Rab C Nesbitt 23.00 Bellamy’s People 23.30 Newsnight; Weather. 0.20 Live Winter Olympics

7.00 GMTV 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV News and Weather 14.55 Granada News and Weather 15.00 May the Best House Win 16.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16.59 Granada Weather 17.00 Midsomer Murders 18.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 19.00 Granada Reports; Weather 19.30 ITV News and Weather 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 Money to Burn: Tonight 21.00 Emmerdale 21.30 Coronation Street 22.00 The Bill 23.00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23.30 Granada News and Weather 23.35 Road Warriors 0.35 The Krypton Factor 1.05 Party People 1.35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; ITV News Headlines. 2.25 Loose Women 3.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 Money to Burn: Tonight 4.35 ITV Nightscreen

7.05 Sali Mali 7.10 The Hoobs 8.00 Freshly Squeezed 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.20 Frasier 9.45 Will & Grace 10.20 According to Jim 10.50 Deal or No Deal 11.35 Coach Trip 12.10 Without a Trace 13.00 Channel 4 News 13.05 The Home Show 14.05 Day of the Evil Gun 15.55 Glamour Puds 16.25 Countdown 17.10 Deal or No Deal 18.00 Coach Trip 18.30 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.55 The Political Slot 21.00 My Dream Farm 22.00 Scams, Claims and Compensation Games 23.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 23.45 Hung 0.45 4Music: The Album Chart Show Spotlight 1.00 4Music: Mumford and Sons: Gentlemen of the Road 1.15 4Music: 360 Sessions 1.45 Bus Pass Bullfighter 2.15 The Rules of Attraction 4.15 The War at Home 4.35 The Wild Gourmets

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CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Bisect; 4 Soused; 9 Needle-matches; 10 Arrange; 11 Odour; 12 Snack; 14 Craft; 18 Dowel; 19 Camelot; 21 Stepping-stone; 22 Nelson; 23 Wrests. Down: 1 Bantam; 2 Steering-wheel; 3 Colon; 5 Outdoor; 6 School-fellows; 7 Desert; 8 Umber; 13 Calypso; 15 Odds on; 16 Scant; 17 Otters; 20 Miser.

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QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Basing; 4 Proper; 9 Embarrassment; 10 Correct; 11 Exile; 12 Hitch; 14 Stain; 18 Brain; 19 Extract; 21 Unimaginative; 22 Donate; 23 Planed. Down: 1 Breach; 2 Subordination; 3 Nurse; 5 Respect; 6 Precipitation; 7 Rotten; 8 Nasty; 13 Contact; 15 Absurd; 16 Remit; 17 Attend; 20 Trail.

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LAST SUNDAY’S Valentine’s Petanca Day was a great success. The event, held at the San Miguel Petanca Club on the Balcon de la Costa Urbanisation, attracted players young and old and it was husband and wife team Pat and Jim King from San Miguel who came out victorious after three hard fought matches of the ‘fun for all’ game. If you would like to try out Petanca for yourself at the friendly and welcoming club, call in any day after 16:00 and try it out for free. Petanca boules are provided. It’s easy to find; just turn into the urbanisation opposite the Ford garage and follow the signs.

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Windows 7 Book Review by

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for Seniors for Dummies HAVE YOU ever wondered why Microsoft does it? Every year or so, the Gates team comes up with yet another variation of Windows. To date, we’ve had Windows 95; 97; 98; 98SE; 2000; XP; Vista and I’ve probably missed three out. The answer’s simple really: it’s because we buy the bloody things and worry ourselves sick where the little icon’s gone that does what exactly…? Anything you like, really. Like: where’s Run on Vista after you’d got used to it on XP? Oh it’s in there somewhere, as is ‘Add and Remove Programs’ but it’s not where it was before. So who are these people who sit around over awful coffee and look for complicated places to hide the bits we’ve got used to? They’re Microsoft Nazis, that’s who they are and we’re the bigger morons for falling for it. But never mind that now because it’s too bloody late once we’re all addicted. Here we are with the latest

Author: Mark Justice Hinton Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc. (cardback) Price: €23.70 ISBN: 978 0 470 50946 3

generation of Window’s operating system: Windows 7. And incidentally, here am I just settling down to XP. Yes, I hate Vista just like you do, having had to battle with its bugs on my wife’s laptop. Did you know that Windows 7 was originally developed as an interim between XP and Vista but the latter proved so bad they just threw it at us while they redeveloped the 7 upgrade? Me? At my age my wife and I are more interested in finding ways to upgrade me rather than my desktop but for those of you who can’t wait to torture yourself screaming, ‘Oh no, where’s that bloody gone?’

into the night, here’s Windows 7 for Seniors (that’s me) and Dummies (for those who can’t wait to buy the upgrade). If you do let your geekiness talk you into buying Windows 7 – RRP £149.99 but there are much cheaper deals about – you’ll certainly need this manual. It’s full of details about the bits Microsoft should have put in the last upgrade but didn’t, just so you’d buy this one. Without it, you’ll soon be jumping off a bridge over the motorway – although you’d probably be better off lobbing the computer… copy@dannyjpcollins.com

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Destiny calls LIFE CAN treat you very badly. You can plan things and watch them all go wrong, but you can decide to just go with the flow and all miraculously goes very right. There is no point in going against the destiny that we hold deep inside, but our memory recalls very often the things that we have done badly and we somehow focus on this. How often have we made a fresh start only to find that we are prevented from making any progress? What we think that we want and what we get cannot be matched by Spirit’s pathway opening up to us. This can provide a direct access to the way in which we want to go, and it can thwart us before we start. Setting goals, as we do sometimes is all very well when you’re scoring and such a heavy responsibility if things just aren’t happening or going your way. So we can plan what we feel is right, and if it isn’t we are soon to know it, as warning signs come. Being prepared to make changes, trying to be adaptable and just putting a brave face on can all be very daunting when we have that real need to realise, or that new skill to master. At the stage of sheer frustration we pick our selves up, dust ourselves down, and yes, we do start all over again. We are curious beings. Sometimes we do not learn by our mistakes, and then in hindsight we can see that Spirit had some other plan for us, and it wasn’t meant to be. Sometimes we lose focus and sometimes we have that clear focus and have to lose it to make the right decision. Here comes the crunch. We must subscribe to our destiny and our fate. Looking back as we all do at what we have done, where we are and what we are about to do, it is time to take off the pressure: time to relax with what we have,

which we often don’t appreciate, and to put ourselves into the hands of Spirit. After all they have done such a good job so far. Steering us on our somewhat precarious journey of life, they never lose interest in us, despite the fact that we constantly fail in our own eyes; in Spirit there is an absolute reason for everything and they can defend their actions and all that they do. They know more than we do, after all, and mapping out our life in such a prescribed way doesn’t allow for us to make the necessary mistakes we need to take a pause, or reflect. Sometimes it is the avoidance of our traumas that then puts us on the right road; that road that we thought that we should have been on, but weren’t. The road that takes us further to where we have to be, or takes us away from harm and shows us the alternatives. Try looking back at the set of events that has brought you here to Spain. My relocating from the USA to the UK and onward to Spain was the direct result of Spirit calling me on. Sometimes it is the unknown that scares us, really scares us, and just sometimes, it is what we know and the supposed inevitable that we have to avoid at all costs. Track your journey and then make your decision to travel onwards, because there can be no going back, can there? All paths lead to our living our life our way, but allow Spirit in and you have the chance to accept that which you must to ensure that you get what you truly deserve. Don’t be afraid to ask for what you deserve, for obvious reasons, and then with the wind of change blowing and destiny calling, walk free and unafraid the pathway of your innermost desire all the days of your life.

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postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, I was told that in the past, mourning meant wearing white, not black. Is this true? I get a vision of a funeral often in my dreams, and everyone attending is in white! Cat J. Hi Cat! Great questions. Long ago, funeral attire meant white clothing could be worn for attending close members of the family of the deceased. Queen Victoria introduced the German form of devotion which officially changed us into wearing black, and we have carried on from there. However, to dream of a white funeral means to dream of life. It signifies that the celebration of death does not have to take place: all is well: all safe. Whether you are recalling a funeral of the very distant past or not, funerals in dreams normally mean new birth and new beginnings!

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horoscopes by Kenny Corris Everything is now in place, but what is needed right now is a leap of faith to ensure that all which must now be may be allowed to happen. Though you often err on the side of caution, now is a time to believe in your boundless capabilities and the smiling fortune by a glitch with Jupiter, Planet of Destiny and Desire. Throw caution to the wind and allow yourself to be led in the right direction without fear; the time is right. With Venus still locked in Pisces, the dreamy and romantic side of love stirs deeply within you, bringing love and light to all who need it. For once think before you act, because no bullish charge should spoil that which you are about to do, nor what you are preparing to take on. Holding everything together is a responsibility, but demands a lot from you, and the rich rewards may not be your impetus for your decisions, but will be your reward.

Attention is brought to your working life, since there are some changes afoot, and a strong need for you to hold the reigns for a change. Colleagues need to know just what a good all rounder you are, and what good ideas you have; but they do not listen to the message that you send, and this must not stop you. Expect that the imminent changes will allow you to show just what you can do if you are just left alone and assume the responsibility when it comes. Kerb your temper whatever you do. Whilst attention needs to be drawn to a pressing matter, you have your reasons to set up a suitable smokescreen for all concerned. Your ability to think outside the box paves the way to eventually helping all concerned, but since timing is of the essence your stalling tactics are much required to make the most of the situation. All in good time you will choose to reveal that which you know you inevitably must. Motivation and new circumstances see you back on track. Whilst there is work to be done this is also a time when contemplation and inner energies spur you on to make changes all along the line. You have missed some of the signs that have been shown to you, and you have filled yourself with a selfless pride that will project you closer right now than you really should be. Find your level: great happiness comes from your current actions. Actions with both Mars and Pluto see you at sixes and sevens this week, and unable to see a clear way forward. It is somebody who is standing in the way that needs to be dealt with, because they have got the wrong end of the stick and they seem to be stubborn and fixed in their intentions. If ever there was a time to tell it like it is, then it is now; since the truth can only hurt those who are currently refusing to examine their own negative actions. There is a connection with both Chiron and Neptune that liaises with Aquarius and brings a strong creative and individual energy into play. This is a good time to attend a lecture or workshop, and to examine closely the inner energies that motivate and stimulate you. There are spiritual needs that need to be addressed, and fear must be eradicated if you are to see clearer the way forward. Learning to love yourself will bring you all you deserve. One eye should be kept on Mars and particularly actions with Saturn, which act to somewhat throw you off course at the end of the week. Be very suspect of the intervention of others, although they will seem to have a positive affect on that which you know you have to do, and will serve to inspire you. People really do not know just what you are capable of, but they are about to see what really makes you tick, and what you can ultimately achieve. Love changes many things, but you appear to be stubbornly questioning rather than laying down plans for the future. This is a time for radical thoughts and fears to be eliminated, since you have a duty to instruct others and to assume responsibility in the rightful course of things. Your own inner wisdom and your need to serve and instruct sees you volunteering for something that may not be exactly what you had in mind but its’ a start. Pluto changes your ideas and your plans as you have to adapt to help someone who needs your tender loving care, but is too proud to ask. All this is time wasting when the solution could be self preserving and the cause eliminated. Taking advice right now allows you to be more flexible in your outlook, and less judgemental of others who after all seem to have your major interests at heart, but may have lost their way. Mercury sends a direst message to you, and it is one that you must ignore at your peril. Both Chiron and Neptune seem to have a combined purpose to bring you the good luck you need to ensure the success of a project close to your heart. You are right to question, and though you haven’t heard the responses you were expecting you have given others something to inspire to, and have led the actions closer to your door than you think. Whilst the Sun shines in your eleventh house there is a time of attuning if you are to use your newly found skills practically and for the benefit of all concerned. Many have prejudged you, and even though you did not have a fair trial, now it is time to show what you are made of. With a renewed energy and a change of heart with someone you love, the future does allow for your individual progress to take you further than you ever dreamed you could.

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unnerving experience and can often result in a stolen bag, car or even being attacked for items of personal jewellery or watches. There are a few simple things you can do to Established locksmith for help minimise the risk of being followed home from a 4yrs on the Costa Blanca supermarket, shopping centre or airport. Firstly try to avoid publicly showing valuables that you may be wearing or carrying. Keep bags closed and always carry them, if you own an expensive piece of jewellery or watch ask yourself if you really need to be wearing them when you are on a routine shopping trip, especially if you are shopping alone. When you park your car in a public car park try to avoid parking in a quiet area, you will be more vulnerable if there are less people around. Be confident when you are returning to your car, have your keys ready to open the car; don’t fumble around in your bag looking for your keys. Once inside your car lock the doors. WHAT ARE THE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? Be observant, constantly check your rear view mirror, generally you will find this type of attack is done by opportunists so their tracking skills will be limited, they are likely to be the car that is right behind you. If you believe you are being followed but are unsure, make three consecutive left hand or right hand turns. If you are still being followed, DO NOT drive home. Instead, drive to a well lit public area that has a lot of people, such as a spot

near the front door of a supermarket or a shopping centre. Park your car for a moment and act like you are about to get out but have to get something out of your purse or briefcase. If the other party stops but doesn’t get out, wait a few seconds, then drive away. If they do get out of their car and go into the building, drive away anyway. It may have been a false alarm, but this is still a good time to get away. If the car continues to follow you then drive to the nearest Guardia Civil or Police Station and when you get there beep your horn over and over again until someone comes out to your aid. Avoid driving home as you don’t want someone who could be potentially harmful knowing where you live. STAYING SAFE IN THE CAR WHILST DRIVING Nobody wants to break down in the middle of nowhere. Here are some suggestions as to how to stay safe: • Keep your car running smoothly. Schedule regular maintenance, keep the tyres properly inflated and fill up your fuel tank long before the fuel warning light comes on. • Always have a mobile phone with you. • Have an emergency roadside assistance plan. These are standard with your Spanish insurance policy. SHOULD YOU PULL OVER? If you are driving along and you notice an unmarked car behind you with lights flashing - but you haven’t done anything illegal. Experts say if something seems suspicious, trust your gut instinct. Men with fake badges and plain cars

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Being followed? have been known to assault women by impersonating police officers and pulling them over in isolated areas. If you feel uncertain, keep on driving. Go to a well-lit, populated area before pulling over. Legitimate police officers will understand and cooperate. The same applies when driving on a dual carriage way or motorway and a vehicle pulls alongside you and the passenger points at your tyres attempting to identify that you have a problem. You will know when traveling at any speed that you have a problem with tyres, so ignore them, slow down and pull in at a service station or another public area. My advice is by no means exhaustive and more information about keeping safe can be found on the internet. Please remember these incidents are infrequent and on the whole you move around in a perfectly safe environment, but by following a few simple steps you can reduce the chances of this type of attack happening to you.

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Saving and Earning in the Spanish Sun SPAIN IS, because of its geographical and climatological situation, one of the most privileged countries for exploitation of renewable energy sources that surround us to produce electricity and heat as alternatives for the well known fossil fuels as coal, oil and gas. Solar energy is, with difference, the most popular in the way that a large part of the population can actively participate in the generation of this kind of energy. This will reduce CO2 emissions enormously and, at the same time, create important economical benefits, regardless of whether it concerns domestic hot water systems or a multi-million, electricity generating, Photo Voltaic plant. The progressive contamination of our planet and the continuously rising fuel prices fully justify investment in solar energy to obtain electricity and heat for homes and industry. Since September 2006 the new CTE (Technical Building Code) obliges to the installation of solar heating systems in new buildings or major reforms to obtain a certain percentage of warm sanitary water. In the Valencia Community it should cover 70% of the needs. The regional government offer interesting grants to those that are not subject to the new CTE. The energetic solutions for homes vary from a simple, naturally circulating hot water system (thermo-siphon), reducing the conventional system to a mere back-up system for cloudy days, to fully automated systems that combine hot water, heating, air conditioning and pool heating. Washing machines and dishwashers can be connected to the solar hot water circuit avoiding, this way, most of its electricity consumption. The newest ranges of these appliances are factory prepared for this. The so called, bi-thermal. Due to the claim of the northern European Community countries to level electricity prices by the year 2007 (Spain is one of the cheapest countries with a cost of €0,11kWh whilst in others prices are above €0,30kWh) it will become more and more interesting to install grid tied

photovoltaic micro systems for self consumption. At the other hand those photo voltaic installations that are destined to homes without a mains electricity supply, generally in rustic areas, are qualified for grants as well. The Royal Decree 1578/2008 allows individual production of photo voltaic electricity to be fed into the mains grid with a purchase obligation on behalf of the electricity companies of 25 years with an officially established rate of 34 €cent (3 times today´s consumer price). This way, individual single home photovoltaic installations can be completely paid off by its own production income within 8 or 9 years (considering today´s price), covering, in many cases, the whole of the financing. By then, self consumption may be interesting or, if preferred, maintaining the income for another 16 years. Today, photo voltaic installations are one of the best guaranteed investments. Contract, income, and energy supply are guaranteed by the government and the sun. Different ways of investing are possible for the smaller and big investors. Since the government encourages the large scale implementation of renewable energy sources the industrialand warehouse roofs have become popular objects for rental destined to the installation of PV installations. This provides the property of an extra income and the promoters a very secure and profitable investment. The SUNENERGY GROUP offers you turnkey ready solar heating projects for your home and business through our own engineering department as well as detailed information and guidance for Photo Voltaic investments and promotions by our specialized personnel. For more information call Paul Broggel at 608 551 605 or refer to www.sunenergy.es

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PROPERTIES REQUIRED for holiday lets in Javea area. Free advertising & professional photography 697-432-226 www. javeapropertyservices.com LA NUCIA - LOCAL TO RENT OR FOR SALE Close to town hall, 100m2, parking close by. Inside fully equip., A/C, 2 toilets 1 with shower, seperate office, storage rooms... ideal for any activities. For more info. tel: 667-055-377/ 966-873-781.

CLOSE TO MATOLA Country house with 2.600sqm plot fully fenced. 4 double bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, large lounge with 2 fire place, terrace, storage with barbecue, 10x5 swimming pool, garden. Mains water and electricity. 257.500€ An exchange is accepted 695923194 MUDAMIENTO Detached Villa. 4.000sqm plot 320 sqm living area. 4 double bedrooms, 2 of them en suite, bathroom, lounge, living room, large design kitchen, porch, work shop, game room, gymnasium and swimming pool. 360.500€ 695923194 CREVILLENTE Large country house with fantastic views to the mountains. 2800sqm plot fully fenced. 4 double bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, large lounge/diner with fire place, independent fitted kitchen and large terrace. 195.000€ 695923194 ALGORFA Beautiful semidetached villa. 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, lounge, kitchen, landscape garden, garage. 149.995€ 695923194. WWW.VENDOPISO.COM VILLAMARTIN South facing villa, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, partly furnished, big lounge, garden, terrace, big solarium with seaviews, conservatory, huge garage, community pool. 162.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA FLORIDA Large one bedroom apartment, fully furnished, aircon, glazed in balcony with nice views, south-west facing, off road parking, close to all amenities. 62.700 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PUNTA PRIMA Penthouse

apartment, private solarium, 2 bedrooms, storage rooms, furnished, balcony with sea views, community pool, quiet area, walking distance to the beach. 82.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com VILLAMARTIN Detached house, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 terraces, furnished, a/c, storage, central heating, sea views, conservatory, sunny side, parking, community pool. 156.600 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA BEACH Furnished apartment, 80 m² living area, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, balcony with lovely sea view, terrace overlooking green area, 3 min walk from the beach. 119.600 Euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com CABO ROIG BEACH Top floor apartment, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, a/c, fire place, balcony, sunny side, storage room, new windows, off road parking, 20m² garden. 103.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com VILLAMARTIN Terraced house, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, large kitchen, a/c, terrace, front and back garden, solarium, storage room, quiet area, close to all amenities. 79.000 euro Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PLAYA FLAMENCA Terraced house, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, furnished, balcony, sunny side, off road parking, community pool, quiet area and close to all amenities. ONLY 109.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com CABO ROIG Cala Capitan. Semi detached house, 2 or 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, fire place, furnished, 2 balconies, 2 terraces, big cellar, great seaviews, 1 min walk to the beach. 239.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA Detached villa, 400m² plot, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, dining room, fire place, furnished, nice garden, large storage room and garage, pool possible. 176.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PLAYA FLAMENCA Detached villa on 350² corner plot, 3 bedrooms,

FOR SALE IN ALTEA LA VELLA Spacious furnished 3 bedroom apartment for sale in middle of beautiful village. 110m². New kitchen with dishwasher and washing machine, 1 bathroom and 1 shower room. Bars, restaurants, supermarkets, pharmacy all within a couple of minutes walk. Large terrace at back of the apartment overlooking orange groves and balconies off 2 bedrooms. Trastero and private parking. AP-7 3 minutes by car.

€200,000 Tel: 617 893 036 or email kath_poole@hotmail.com ALGORFA TOWN CENTRE two bedroom ground floor flat, large terrace, swimming pool, furnished 300€ per month +100€ bills. Ring 966-783-555/ 00447949589539 or londonangels@hotmail.com 1 BEDROOM BUNGALOW with large garden & parking, for yearly rental on Camping pueblo, San

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2 bathrooms, large lounge, a/c, fire place, furnished, conservatory, storage, solarium, garage. 226.900 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com WE ARE LOOKING FOR RESALE PROPERTIES ON THE ORIHUELA COSTA. IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOURS, PLEASE CONTACT US. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985 MARBELLA, COSTA DEL SOL Luxury Villa, 5 bedr., 5 bathr., fire place, furnished, terraces, garden, garage, security guard, sea views, priv. pool, etc. 1.450.000 Euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com BEAUTIFUL SEMI-DETACHED HOUSE in Callosa de Segura with views of the mountains. 3 bed, 2 bath, separate modern fitted kitchen and spacious lounge/diner. Fully furnished to a high standard, A/C, roof solarium and balconies off 2 of the bedrooms. Lovely garden, 200m plot and a communal pool shared between only 5 houses. €159,000. Phone Price Crash Property on 628 932 137 EL GALAN lovely, modern 3 bed, 2 bath detached villa. Spacious lounge/diner with a built in fireplace, good size fully fitted kitchen. On the ground floor is 1 of the 3 bedrooms and a WC. Upstairs are 2 airy and well sized bedrooms both with fitted wardrobes and their own private balcony and also a roomy, fully tiled family bathroom. Fully furnished. From the back of the villa there is access to the lovely enclosed communal pool area. To the front of the property is a low maintenance garden, patio area and driveway. Fantastic Opportunity €134,000. Call 628 932 137. APARTMENT IN VILLA COSTA close to Campoamor golf course. 3 bed, 1 bath, recently refurbished. Separate kitchen, brand new and fully tiled bathroom, terrace, very close to amenities. ONLY €78,000. Phone 628 932 137. ENTRE NARANJOS beautifully presented 3 bed, 2 bath quad. Separate kitchen, A/C, lounge/ diner, garden, balcony, roof solarium with fantastic views, communal pool and carport. Close to all amenities including golf, restaurants and shops. Only €120,000. Call Price Crash Property on 628 932 137. LA APARACIDA NEAR ORIHUELA Lovely ground floor apartment in a small gated community in a traditional Spanish village next to the mountains. 2 bed, 1 bath, fully fitted American kitchen, balcony, lounge/diner with patio doors to a small patio/garden to the front over-looking communal pool and gardens. Fully furnished with garage space included in the price. Only €78,000. Phone 628 932 137. REDUCED TO €79,500 2 bed, 1 bath apartment in Los Altos. Lounge/diner, separate kitchen with utility room, fully furnished, private terrace, communal pools. Bargain price. Call Price Crash Property on 628 932 137. MONTEMAR, ALGORFA secure top floor 2 bed, 1 bath apartment with private roof solarium. Good sized lounge/diner which leads

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010 to a small balcony. The American kitchen is modern and fully equipped. 2 bedrooms, the master has built in wardrobes and a fully tiled family bathroom. Sold fully furnished, communal pool and an allocated parking space. Close to amenities. €73,450 Call Price Crash Property on 628 932 137. EL GALAN quad house with 3 beds, 2 baths, American kitchen, utility room, lounge/diner. Part furnished, roof solarium and a manageable garden. No community charges and close to amenities. €111,000. Phone Price Crash Property on 628 932 137 VISIT OUR WEBSITE www.pricecrashproperty.com for more bargain properties on the Costa Blanca

POSTROOM mailboxes, cards, gifts, books, internet Etc. More Imformation. 617-489-625 COSTA BLANCA NORTH Well established retail shop. curtains, bedding, mattresses etc. high turnover high margins. Fully fitted inc air con. possibilty of second shop included in the price of 25.000 euro plus SAV. more info 625546111

EXCEL AIRCONDITIONING See main ad on page 27. Tel/Fax (Head Office) 966-897-772. Mobiles: 680-154-432/676-265-675. Email: excelairconditioning@hotmail.com. All credit/debit cards accepted.

reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535 LARGE EMPTY VAN with experienced owner, driver returning to UK regularly. Dave: 965-329610/ 686-767-839

GENERAL BUILDING AND GARDEN MAINTENANCE No job to small. Reliable service. Competitive prices. Tel. 671442998

DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK SPANISH? Spanish lessons 652756085 SAXOPHONE, FLUTE, CLARINET & KEYBOARD lessons, all levels from beginners to advanced. Grahame qualified teacher. Tel: 966-495-607/ 691-640-029 Benitachell area BRITISH GRADUATE TEACHER offers secondary/ primary tuition. English/ Mathematics. Tel: Margaret Johnson B.Ed. 965-350-516/ 616-660-687

BUSINESS OPPPORTUNITY Offers invited for a well established storage business for sale on the southern Costa Blanca. Fully equipped new buildings with 24 hr access, security systems and staffed. High occupancy rate, high gross margins with room to expand. Please contact gary@ securistore.com to arrange a viewing. (NO TIME WASTERS) NORTHERN COSTA BLANCA RESTAURANT TRASPASO FOR SALE, CURRENTLY OPERATING AS A SUCCESSFUL INDIAN RESTAURANT. 45 COVERS, FULLY EQUIPPED. AVAILABLE IMMEADIATLY. FOR FURTHER DETAILS TEL 966-481-330

INTERIOR PAINTING One bedroom property from 135€. Two bedroom property from 200€. Three bedroom property from 265€. Fast, reliable service. Will quote for exterior painting. No job too small. For more info. tel: 634-793-984 SERVICE AIR David Higton: (Tel) 966-865-883 (Mob) 629-308-505 (Email) cool@serviceair.biz

BAR CARVERY FOR SALE Busy Walking Street in Benidorm

In the Middle of the Hotel and Apartment complexes. Regular clientelle as well as holiday and passing trade Sale due to husband´s work commitments.

REDUCED to 10,000€ for Goodwill, Fixtures and fittings. Very Low Rent just 600€/month

Tlf: 664-093-851

ALL PLUMBING central heating & Aircon work undertaken including installation of your own units. Re-gas and full Aircon service €49. Trade work also. 965-638-529

LOCKEDOUT LOCKSMITH 24h Emergency Service. Houses & Cars Opened. Locks changed or Upgraded. Call Dan 965-888-418/ 657-890-830 www.lockedout.es REGISTERED LOCKSMITH For emergency safe opening. Tel. Michael Rice: 686-513-510. Denia - Alcante.

MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846-260 or 0044-7519186-355 email van.man@hotmail. co.uk REMOVALS- SPAIN- UK Local and long distance. Competitive rates, credit cards accepted. Tel. 671442998 SPANISH LINKS LTD Low budget door to door fast collection & quick delivery removals or storage. Weekly reliable service. Full or part loads and even small deliveries. Spain/UK/Spain. Credit or Debit cards accepted www.spanishlinks. co.uk Telephone UK office 00441209-843-971 GRAHAM’S TRANSPORT 24/7 Deliveries, Collection. Spain- UKSpain or any where in Europe. Reasonable rates. Storage facilities are available in Spain and UK. Tel: Lyn or Graham 661-752-010/ 0044-7733-329-305

BMC TRANSPORT High volume box van, deliveries, collections 24/7 All types of work undertaken, full or part loads UK and Europe covered. For a professional and reliable service call Sue daytime/evening 620 044 983. MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a

CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE & TELEVISION Forget the rest go to the best for all your digital & TV requirements Steve 660-186-505 Ros 965-584-097 www.ccsattv.com info@ccsattv.com SKY FREE TO VIEW Small dish & mesh upgrades, yes back on 90€. BBC, ITV, CH4 & lots more. Also installations/ repairs. 10 years. Torrevieja. 679-876-926 SKY SUPPLIES Pace, Thompson, Amstrad digi-boxes. White cards, Fault finding. Dish’s Realigned, sold, wanted. LNB’s. Spanish TV. 966-194-013/ 600-899-096 UKTV SPAIN Reliable Satellite Technicians, Installations, FaultFinding, Sky Contracts arranged, Freesat cards.Tlf:689-205-137/ 965-888-348. SKY UK ENGINEER Famaval Satellite Dishes, Trade prices from 395€. Sky Sports Cards, Sky HD, Home Cinema. Tel: 965-070-458/ 618-585-051 DIGITAL SATELLITE SYSTEMS Largest supplier and installer of famaval satellite equipment on the costa blanca. A genuine registered company with genuine registered premises. Mon-fri 8:00- 4:30. Www. digitalsatsystems.com 965-852251/ 965-866-999/ 965-854-528/ 966-804-748 (or see our main ad in the tv section)

English Carpenter Fitted wardrobes, kitchens, storage solutions, shelving, cupboards, doors, etc... Reliable and professional Torrevieja area For your free estimate, call Dave on

693 215 192

PALM & TREE TRIMMING and removal. Also all garden maintenance carried out. reliable service. 691-336-762 DRESSMAKER/ DESIGNER Also alterations. Tells:- 686-453-827/ 965-771-397 WELD IT RITE Mobile welding/ repair service, Metal carpentry/ Fabrication projects. Time served & quallified. tel: 966-490-338 Mobile 638-479-467 Email iwanegan@ hotmail.co.uk (Moraira based)

TRANSLATOR Spanish and English speaking. Available for medical visits etc. Benidorm and surrounding areas. Tel Dawn: 626-337-258.

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. 100’s of private and communal pools successfully repaired on the Costa Blanca. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, eco salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tel Pristine Pools on 966774199 or 678080500 Email info@pristineswimmingpools.com www.pristineswimmingpools.com

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Now with video highlights included as standard. Contact Steve 966-470-163/662-570-702.

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BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/ uppgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

BARGAIN BMW 325 CONVERTIBLE 1994, black electric hood, leather, fully loaded, genuine reason for sale. 3,700€. ONO. 966-475-965 or 696-981-082 ENGLISH REG MERCEDES VITO 108D, diesel, good condition O.N.O or swap for Spanish car. 646-255-031/ 965-584-286

2000 OCTAVIA ESTATE 1.9 SDI MOT, Oct. 2010 with trailer if wanted. RHD 1,600€. 692-106-567 OPEL VIVARO 2.5 CDTI 9 seater Sept. 2006, 1 owner, 129,000kms, FSH, CD, rear privacy glass. Superb condition, met. Silver. 12,950€. 600-726-221/ 965-687976 www.fwreurocars.com LOOKING FOR A CAR? www.fwreurocars.com LOOKING FOR A CABRIO? www.fwreurocars.com MAZDA 5 2.0 diesel sportive MPV 7 seater 2008, 1 owner, 4,000kms, FSH, top of range with cruise control, climate, 17” spoke alloys, multi CD, keyless entry/ start, rear side sliding doors, light sensors, rear picnic tables, park tronic, stunning vehicle, not to be missed, 3 years Mazda warranty. Finished in gun metal grey. 16,750€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com COMING SOON so be quick AUDI A4 CABRIO, auto tiptronic, 2003, real stunner. PAO. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com CITROEN BERLINGO 2.0HDI combi, 12/2002, 1 owner, 62,000kms, FSH, aircon, fully equipt. Lovely condition. Met. Silver. 5,750€. 600-726-221/ 965687-976 www.fwreurocars.com OPEL COMBI 1.7CDTI tour, 2005, 2 owners, 84,000kms, FSH, aircon, CD, tow pack, rear privacy glass. Lovely condition. Dark met. Grey. 6,250€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com IMPORTING YOUR CAR need headlights. Contact www. headlights4u.com Tel: 966-875-497 or 618-592-396

IRISH REG RHD Volvo V70 1999 Petrol Auto FSH 120000miles. Ex condition. For Sale or Swop for similar Spanish Reg LHD. Phone 968136952 UK, AUTOMATIC MERCEDES 300SL CABRIOLET 3 LTR1990,Spanish LHD, metallic silver, power hood, electric memory seats, air con, cd player, alloys 8495€. www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT KANGOO 2001 blue, 1.9 ltr diesel, Spanish LHD It is very clean throughout with air conditioning. It has 2 seats and side loading door.3995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 MERCEDES 300 CE CABRIOLET 1992 blue,Spanish LHD 3.0ltr petrol automatic 4 Door convertible with leather, air conditioning, excellent condition throughout. This car can only appreciate in value. 10995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 PORSCHE CAYMAN S 2006 22000km, black, as new Spanish LHD 39995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 YAMAHA MAJESTIC 2004 250CC Champagne 2500€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 DERBI GPR 125CC 2005, Red, 2500€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 PEUGEOT 307 CABRIOLET 2003 Spanish LHD metallic daytona violet, one owner, full leather, excellent condition 10995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT LAGUNA HATCHBACK 2003 Spanish LHD, silver 2.0 ltr 16V petrol, 2 owners, full Renault service history, excellent condition throughout. 6495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274

BMW 320 I, 170 BHP Spanish, LHD, Petrol, 2001, silver, alloy wheels , central locking, air con, very good condition. FSH 10495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 DAEWOO MATIZ 2004 , Spanish LHD, Turquoise, 800cc, petrol, FSH, one owner from new, low Klms, 4495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 MITSUBISHI SPACEWAGON UK RHD, 2001, Red, Long tax & MOT, 7 seater Automatic 2.3 petrol, DVD, CD, full leather 4495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 SEAT ALTEA XL SPORT UP SPANISH LHD, 2007 silver ,all usual sport refinements, one owner from new. 14995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS, ZETEC 2004 1.6 ltr petrol, silver, Spanish, LHD, 5 door hatchback, remote locking, climate control, CD only 56000 Klm, excellent condition 6995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS CMAX TREND PLUS 2008 Spanish LHD, red, 1.6 ltr diesel, one owner from new, cruise control, climate control, rain sensors, automatic lights, alloys, roof bars & top box included 13995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS ESTATE,TDCI 2002, Spanish LHD, Green, 1.8 Ltr Diesel, air con, electric windows excellent condition throughout 5995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT MEGANE HATCHBACK 2003, Spanish LHD ,Champagne Silver, 1.5 Ltr DCI, Diesel, CD player, new shape 4995€. www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 HYUNDAI ACCENT 1999, 1.3 Ltr Petrol, Spanish LHD, Burgundy red, 5 door hatch, air con, low Klms, power steering, nice clean car 2995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 MINI ONE 2004, blue with white roof, 1.6 ltr petrol, Spanish LHD, CD player, excellent condition. 8995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 KIA SPORTAGE CRDI Diesel CONCEPT, 2008, 4X2, 2.0 Ltr

diesel , Spanish LHD, Graphite, CD Player, Electric windows climate control, privacy glass, roof bars, alloys, as new condition, one owner from new, much sought after vehicle. 15995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS, 1.8 Ltr Diesel Trend, 2004, Spanish LHD,silver, air con, electric windows, remote locking, total main dealer service history. Excellent condition throughout. 6495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT CLIO, AUTOMATIC 2002 ,Silver, Spanish LHD, 1.4 Ltr petrol 5 door hatchback, Privilege, air con, power steering, alloys, CD player, only 68000 Klms. A rare automatic in excellent condition. 4995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS ESTATE PETROL AUTOMATIC, GHIA, 2002, Spanish LHD, Blue, 1.6 Ltr Petrol, Top of the range, one owner from new, main dealer S/H, outstanding condition. 5995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274

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96 SANKYONG DIESEL 4X4 ALLOYS,A/C, 01 FORD FIESTA DIESEL 5 DOOR A/C P/S 99 FORD FIESTAVAN DIESEL CLEAN LOW KMS 98 V.W. POLO RED 5 DOOR A/C ALLOYS 99 VAUXHALL VECTRA SP, RHD A/C 00 RENAULT CLIO DIESEL A/C P/S E/W 01 CITROEN PICCASSO A/C P/S E/W 99 HYUNDAI ACCENT 1.3 5 DOOR A/C P/S 97 OPEL VECTRA DIESEL A/C P/S C.D. 95 SEAT CORDOBA DIESEL 5 DOOR

1,950€ 2,450€ 1595€ 1,950€ 1250€ 2,750€ 2,750 2,750€ 2,450€ 1,750€

94 HYUNDAI SONATA AUTO,LEATHER, 1,350€ 95 SEAT CORDOBA 4 DOOR A/C CLEAN 950€ 00 OPEL CORSA 1.3 A/C P/S 5 DOOR 1950€ 00 CHRYSLER VOYAGER 2.3 MANUAL 3,750€ U.K RHD 02 FORD K,A, 1.3 LOW MILES V.G.C. P/S 1,250€ 98 CHEVY CAMARO V6 AUTO A/C 2,950€ MANY MORE CARS IN STOCK ALL WITH NEW ITV/MOT´S P/X ON MOST CARS.

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FORD FOCUS automatic 1.6, Navy blue, good condition. reason selling going UK. 4,800€. Algorfa 965-702-454 LAND ROVER FREELANDER 2.5 ES Automatic, year 2000, Spanish plated, RHD, Tow bar, ITV. 3,500€. Tel: 966-875-240/ 618-182-500. WHITE MERCEDES C220 petrol, RHD automatic 1998, low milage for year, long itv, Mercedes service history, good condition, 3,250 euros.Tel 634763311 GALAXY GHIA 7 seats, TDI diesel auto/tiptronic. Parking sensors, CD. Twin air-con. Fantastic condition. UK 2002 Regd. UK MOT. V.W engine. 6,000€ ono. Tel: 676-673-285 NISSAN VANETTE CARGO 2.3D 1998, 5 doors, 2 seats, window tint, 180,000kms, service history, many new parts, to many to list. 3,500€ ONO. Torrevieja 679-876-926

BMW 325I CABRIO INDIVIDUAL August 2001. Aquamarine blue with grey leather sports seats, 111,000kms with fsh, many extras, reason for sale is my new baby son! VGC. Priced realistically at 13,900€. Telephone: 608-218-629 PEUGEOT 206CC (CABRIO) 1.6, year 2003, skye blue, CD player, AC, Alloy wheels, Spanish LHD, Woman owner, ITV 2011, Petrol. Good condition. 5,500€. 966-716-727/ 699-809-850 WANTED UK registration right hand drive cars. Immediate cash settlement. Please phone Rod 687-434-950 or 966-462-089 CARS WANTED cars/ vans bought and sold, uk or spanish upto 3000€ cash today 678-808-837 WANTED BRITISH OR SPANISH CAR 4X4, Van, Caravan. Etc. Immediate cash. Buyer going home. 600-781-873 WE BUY AND SELL quality late vans and combis. For an instant decision phone 605-669-388/ 680-665-883 WANTED WANTED WANTED for cash cars vans lorries 4x4 any condition good bad or ugly runing or non runner forigen or english any vehicle any condition call ray 633-385-068. CAR 2 POSTER RAMP FOR SALE very good condition 1200€ call ray on 633-385-068.

TRIUMPH LEGEND TT900 2001, 885cc, 70cv, 19.200km, 13 month ITV. 5,000€. Phone 693-286-003 Excellent condition

REPAIR & SOLD & BUY Pickup from your home second hand motorbikes and Scooter for reasonable Price and quick service open 7 days Tel: 680-644-010

MOBILE HOME FORTUNA British owned site, bar, restaurant, pool. Secluded pitch, lounge sofas, dining table & chairs, bathroom, bedroom twin beds, extension with ﬁtted kitchen, large patio with awning. Many extras. 12,000€. 628-550-092 MOBILE/ PARK HOMES FROM 18.000€ TV, A/C, Tel. Some with conservatories, permanent site, pool, Tennis, bar, supermarket, 5 mins walk San Javier. All amenities, 3km beach & hospital. 7 Mins Murcia airport by car. Also bungalows to rent. Carol 968-192-425/ 626-055-622. Email haydn47@hotmail.com Web www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com BENIMAR MOTORHOME 2.8 JTD 2003 LHD English Reg. TAXED

and MOT. June 24,950€ ONO 966193732/ 665256740 BESSACAR E425 MOTORHOME UK registered 2001, VGC. Fiat Ducato 2.8 Diesel returning 25-30MPG. Mileage 26,000. 4 months MOT, 7 months TAX. 4 berth, L shaped lounge with 3 large windows, removable carpet, plenty of cupboard space. Separate bathroom with hot water (gas/electric) shower, cassette toilet. 70Ltr. Fresh water tank. Large waste water tank. 3 burner hob, grill, full oven. Sink unit, 3 way fridge, 3 UK and 3 Spanish gas bottles. Gas heater. 12V and mains electric. Rear motorcycle carrier, TV aerial, wind out Fiamma awning, TV with DVD. Fly screens. Worth 18,000 pounds in the UK. For sale at 16,500€ ONO. Situated 14KM inland from Gandia, but can be viewed at agreed location between Javea and Gandia. Tel: 962-8 07610 or 606-931-998 NO DEALERS please MOTORHOME FOR SALE HYMER Tramp 1994, 2.5 Diesel, Fiat base, LHD manual, many inclusive extras, excellent condition, ﬁxed rear bed, solar panels. 10,000€. Tel: 678204630

MERMAID BOAT CARE For all your boat valet and management requirements. Serving the marina’s in Torrevieja and the surrounding areas. Experienced, professional and trustworthy service at competitive rates. Adhoc arrangements and boat-sitting welcome. For more details or just

an informal chat contact Anna on: 680-297-955 mermaidboatcare@yahoo.com

FAMILYBIKEHIRE.COM HireSales-Repairs. The largest selection of bike hire equipment on the Costa Blanca, free delivery and collection. Tel: 966 774 598 655 338 066. See us at WWW.CostaBlancaBikeHire. COM (Spanish registered)

COYS RENT-A-CAR OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR The deadline has now passed for the above vacancyDue to the overwhelming response we can not contact you all, however we would like to thank

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you for sending in your applications. If you have not been contacted by the 8th March, unfortunately on this occasion you have not been successful. Once again, many thanks for your time and effort.

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Part-time Optical Assistant required. Previous dispensing experience is essential. Must be flexible and reliable. Please send your c.v. to specsaverstorrevieja@hotmail.com

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010 AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit yo. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 BRITISH REGISTERED PRACTICE NURSE required to join ‘The English Medical Clinic’ in Albir. Initial temporary position to cover career break. Applicants must have recent practice experience and E.U. verification. Enquiries and applications by e-mail only to: engmedopt@ orange.es attention Dawn Blythe, Practice Manager. ANN SUMMERS PARTY ORGANISERS WANTED Earn €40-€50 per night with NO OUTLAY! Call Anne 966-462-317 or 675-860-665 or www.spanishsummers.com TELEMARKETERS WANTED for our Moraira office. Must be able to speak Spanish. Tel 965-050-200

Email: k9club@lamarina.info website: www.petsinspain.info

P.E.P.A 650 304 746 www.pepaspain.com

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Bella is a quiet little girl that just wants to be loved, she is a little timid on a first date but her tail soon starts to wag. She is 9 months old and will always be loveable

Sento is a medium sized pointer type. He’s a well-balanced, naturally obedient dog who is very trainable. Sento is very friendly and mixes well with his foster carers own dogs.

Patch. 3-month-old male terrier with lovely markings: found tied to a tree, on a roundabout, at La Marina. For more info on our dogs, call 619 938 955 or visit our website

PAWS 646 645 035

Animal Aid Linda 96 572 5794 www.animalaidcostablanca.org

K9 CLUB 676 447 682

Noahs Arc

Contact 699 352 818, admin@noahsarcmurcia.com

NETWORKERS REQUIRED for new business. Call Paul 966-796-854 THE WORLD FAMOUS ‘Million Dollar Hole in One’ golf competition is now looking for permanent full and part time staff to work as competition officials. If you enjoy working outside in a fun and relaxed environment, and are an active female between 25 and 50 years old with your own transport, Then please contact Lynn on 608-167-446. A happy and bubbly personality is required. Area alicante, benidorm EARN MONEY HOSTING GOLD BUYING PARTIES! Fantastic earning potential with no outlay! Just gather your friends with their unwanted, broken or scrap gold for sale and we’ll do the rest! Call for more information on 630 867 924. HOLIDAY COMPANY in Benidorm require enthusiastic self motivated marketing staff. Fantastic earning potential and great working hours, no experience needed, full training and contract provided. call Nicky 966-813-210 (office hours only) SALES VACANCY Are you smart in apperance? Do you have empathy for people? Are you a compassionate person? The why not join Millie Munro and her successful team. Contact Rose on 966-493-082 for interview www.milliemunro.com

BALLROOM/ LATIN/ SEQUENCE DANCING with LA BAMBA’s. NEW VENUE: Los Arcos Restaurant, Avenida Balaeres 34, Torrevieja, SOCIAL DANCE: Saturday 7.00pm10pm: New Beginners class Monday 10.30am - 12.30pm. Also at the Bienvenido Chinese Restaurant at La Zenia roundabout: TUITION, Beginners Wednesday 8pm - 10pm; Beginners Thursday11.30am - 1.30pm; Intermediates Friday 11am - 1pm. Tel: Andrea or Brian 616 478 157 LINE DANCING every Friday, absolute beginers 11.00AM12noon. Improver intermediate 12Noon -1.30PM. Car Patricia’s, Torreta’s Torrevieja. Call John or Amanda 606-783989/ 688-611-789 DATEMED.ES Great new online dating site for English speaking people on the Costa Blanca. Free full memberships Join Now! www.datemed.es

ADULT TOYS IN SPAIN For Best Products & Prices visit WWW.Adulttoysinspain.com. Fast Delivery & Discretion Assured. NATACHA Divorced very sexy, erotic complete massage, private apartment, discreet and hygienic, Calle La Loma 97, near Avda Habanas, Torrevieja. 677-676-554 TORREVIEJA, ALICANTE Brazilian, loving, sexy lady, silk hands. Best massage, relax- erotic. Escort service. 664-664-390 GOOD FUN 62 year old Dom/ Sub switch, specialising in males, cross dressers. Loves the more mature woman and great fun with couples. Low rates. Full body massage and much much more. 655-058-554 FEMALES AND COUPLES 18 to 65 required for adult internet photo and video modeling. Excellent rates. 697-697-842. GORGEOUS ENGLISH BLOND 45 years, gives discreet massage, 1 hour or over night stay, 15 mins Alicante airport. Tel: Karen 662-049-021 THE WEATHER MAY HAVE COOLED but Tanya is still hot! All inclusive 40€. Tel: 626-324-088 DANI 23, SWEET GERMAN GIRL Offers erotic service. House and Hotel visits or in my apartment. 650-104-534 Torrevieja area.

Monty a small and pretty male terrier 36 cms high. Very affectionate, energetic and playful. Walks in the countryside off lead and never goes far away. A.P.A.H. Natasha 616 210 850 www.apahrescue.com

Umbi is a pure ginger female kitten, born in September 2009. She misses the home life. Umbi loves to be cuddled and would love to spend her time curled up.

info@pawsanimalrescue.com www.pawsanimalrescue.info

Indie, Taz and Jo are 5 months old and their owners are moving back to the UK so they need new parents to look after them. They are all very affectionate.

Joe the Catman 96 671 9272

Dixie is a beautiful black, shorthaired girl who has been abandoned. She is very friendly and needs a home where she is the only cat.

619 938 955

MICKY had been dumped & desperately needed grooming. He’s about 2 years old, small and white with a lovely little character. Please call Linda EASY HORSE CARE RESCUE 96 596 7033 or 652 021 980 www.easyhorsecare.net

When we found Taffeta we didn’t think she’d last the night. It was a long battle, but now Taffeta’s happy and healthy. Help us help them. Open days Wed & Sun 1-4pm.

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ALDEA FELINA-DENIA LYNDA - 648 100 629

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A.P.A.S.A. 618 754 635 www.apasa-javea.org

ASLAN is one of eight puppies who were found with their mother in a den in La Murada. They are German Shepherd crosses and will become very handsome dogs.

Aldea Felina – Denia Yena is a cute and friendly kitten-cat who needs adopting immediately. If you would like to adopt Yena, or any of our other cats/kittens please call.

PISTOLA; female, Pound since 04.08.2008 Podenco, DOB 15.08.2006 – 55 cm Pistola is a very quiet female and will cause no trouble.

S.A.T. 966 710 047

19-25 FEBRUARY 2010 CHARMING BI-SEXUAL MALE 50 and my beautiful 25 year old girlfriend, both British, offer erotic massage and more, we also have other girlfriends who you may visit either alone or together. In addition we have a selection of home made DVDs for collection or by post. Very discreet private villa near Torrevieja, call Steve 697-892-969 YOUNG SEXY COUPLE Fit. Together or seperate. Ladies, couples, men. Visit our relaxed villa or we came to you. very discreet. Discretion assured. Escorts4Pleasure. Call Jasmine/ Sebastian 663-478-337 LADIES young fit athletic male, W/E, will make your dreams come true, come to my relaxed villa or can visit you. Discretion assured. Escorts4pleasure. Call Sebastian 663-478-337 SEXY FEMALE ESCORT offers pleasure with discretion for woman. At my villa or can visit. Escort4pleasure Jasmine 663-478-337 ATTRACTIVE MATURE ENGLISH LADY For escorting, dinner dates & more. My Villa is between Torrevieja & Alicante. Also available as an m/f couple. Call (0034) 648-676-277 SPANISH LADY, PLAYA FLAMENCA Near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€, full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412. ADULT TOYS IN SPAIN For the best prices visit www.Discretion.me Fast discreet delivery. Satisfaction Guaranteed. DVDS! Gay, Sado, Bestial, you name it! 7 for 25€. Tel: 697-647-367 NEW BLACK LADIES 18/20 years, slim, big breasts, pretty. All services, massage erotic. Escort service. 600-064-423 Torrevieja. JAVEA, MORAIRA East European lady, super erotic massage and more. 661-034-261 Hotel & Home visits NEW PLACE! TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America. Come and enjoy, economical prices from 40€. NEW ADDRESS Zone Los Locos beach. 639-622-285 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking. Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ KERRYKNIGHTTRIBUTES SOLO GUITARIST/ VOCALIST seeks work, blues & Country. In bars etc. No set price. Pay what you can afford. Tel: Charlie 691-622-804

PROFESSIONAL BRITISH PHYSIOTHERAPIST Offering therapeutic massage in your home. Contact Paul 681268248. 15km radius of Los Montesinos JODIE’S GELS Nail technician: Gel nail extensions, gel nail overlays, gel toenails. Finishes: French, colour, glitter. Repairs. Tel: 622-244-613. WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our free English Call Centre now to find your nearest Meeting. 900-818-794

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CREATIVE NAILS ‘Creative’ acrilic nails. You come to me (Alfaz Del Pi) or I’ll come to you (Altea - Villajoyosa). Fully qualified, 15 years experience. Tel: 669-126-281.

PETZBACK HOME LTD Professional door to door pet transportation. UK/Spain/UK. Travel in our petmobile with your pets for free (subject to availability). Or treat yourself in one of our air conditioned luxury vehicles with our fully chaperoned Limo Service. A regular, reliable and safe service. Defra pet passport advice given. ww.petzbackhome.co.uk Credit or Debit cards accepted. Telephone UK office 0044-1209-843-971 SMALL TO MEDIUM DOGS looked after in our home. San Luis Urb. Torrevieja. 966-318-175/ 666-296-130 THREE LARGE SHOST KOI various goldfish and shubunkins. Resonable offers. Buyer collects, Torrevieja. Tel: 669-047-031 YORKSHIRE TERRIER PUPPIES cute, funloving and loyal companions available at reduced prices to kind and caring homes. 616965833 HOME FROM HOME Caring dog boarding with experienced owner in my rural home nr La Marina. No Kennels. Inspection welcome. Tel: 616-459-599. LABRADOR MIX PUPPIES 8 weeks old, looking for a loving home! Must come see! Call Jodie on 622-244-613. HOME FROM HOME Caring dog boarding (max. 3) with experienced owner in my home nr La Marina. No Kennels. Inspection welcome. Tel: 616-459-599 SMALL FRIENDLY BRITISH KENNELS 5km inland from La Marina (N332), 25 mins Alicante Airport, Individual runs, exercise area. Tel: 628-244-712 FELINE FRIENDS CAT HOTEL The Purrfect place to stay. Free pickup and delivery. tel: 965-967081/ 665-080-885 www.felinefriendscathotel.com TRANS-PET SPAIN-UK door 2 door service, professional driver with pet care experience, kennels and cattery, passport service. Contact Sharon 965-960-658/ 600-552-030 www.trans-pet.co.uk or sharon@trans-pet.co.uk DEANACAONA BOARDING KENNELS & CATTERY Social training for dogs. Home delivery and collection service. English trainer. Balsicas, 10 minutes from San Javier. Tel 639-286428 www.deanacaona.com

GOOD PROFESSIONAL GUITAR Tape-loop echo chamber (Dynachord or Echorec or similar). Must be in good working order. 627-607-012. WANTED HOUSEHOLD ITEMS Instant cash payments. Furniture, electrical, tools etc. Tel John: 626-918-833.

LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 FLYING FLOWERS beautiful bouquets to any UK address. Order by credit or debit card. Call Kelly’s 965-761-595/ 966-425-713 ORDER FOR MOTHER’S DAY NOW LOOSE COVERS curtains Erc. Made to measure. Choose from a wide range of beautiful materials in your own home. Javea based. Tel: 965-771-397/ 686-453-827 POOL, SNOOKER TABLES will beat any price. Tel: 666 933 726

ENGLISH JEWELLER wishes to buy broken or unwanted gold jewellery & coins. Immediate cash payment to book home appointment. Call peter 664-890990 (7 days) EARN MONEY HOSTING GOLD BUYING PARTIES! Fantastic earning potential with no outlay! Just gather your friends with their unwanted, broken or scrap gold for sale and we’ll do the rest! Call for more information on 630 867 924.

WANTED Instant Cash Paid. GOld and Jewellery Bought and Sold. VAluations, repairs and retail. Nikolas Michael, London Jewellers & Pawnbrokers @No 17 Calle Los Arcos Ciudad Quesada Rojales 03170. Telephone 634 043 060

ALADDIN’S Disappointed with offers elsewhere on Jewellery etc? Telephone 966-457-291 WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewelley, bought sold & part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafront near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003 Tel: 965-792-595.

FILING CABINET three drawers lockable, metallic grey, possible deilvery Torrevieja and surrounds. Immaculate condition 55€. 622-706-868 LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 NEW COMPLETE KITCHEN Wood with Granit worktops. Gas-Hob, Electric Oven and Extractor Fan.

INSTANT CASH PAID Wanted Antique & modern jewellery Bought, sold & part exchanged. ALEXANDERS JAVEA PORT (Nr Bar Esquina) EST.SINCE 2003

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600euros. Tlf:965-870-244/ 629-648-543. CARPET RAJHAL 2M X 2.20M Cleaned 50€. Drawer chest pine 24” wide 45€. Mountain bike 50€. 966-873-385 evenings. FULL SIZE SNOOKER TABLE & full size American pool table. Best made, nearly new. Tel: 600-302-824. WHEELCHAIR Light, foldable, LIKE NEW. 175.00€. Tel: 627-019-403. FOR SALE Beautiful old convertible snooker/dining table with original ivory balls. Slate base. Gd con. 2.00m x 1.10m. 750€ono. Call Andy 630949883. ALADDIN’S For quality furniture and second hand household goods at prices that won’t dent your wallet telephone 966-457-291

VIVES PONS & ASSOCIATES the leading Legal, Fiscal and Architectural based in Denia are conducting a series of free, informative talks on fiscal, legal and architectural issues which are very relevant to expats. Each session is approx 30 minutes long and will be followed by questions and answers. This is your chance to receive free expert advice direct from the experts. Please contact Joe Bassim on 686-566-106 or see our half page advert in this weeks RTN for details.

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BARGAIN BOOKS, Plaza Juan Carlos 1, Nº 2, San Miguel de Salinas, 03193, Alicante. (Opp. Tourist Info) Gaynor/Lee 688 667 389 • leeshaw.evans@gmail.com SAN MIGUEL JOHNSONS EL LIMONAR,JCP Commercial Center, Local 31, Los Altos Del Limonar, Torrevieja, 966 785 600 TORREVIEJA JOHNSONS QUESADA, Ava. Las Naciononies 1a -17, Quesada, 966 717 848

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ALGORFA THE POST ROOM, Centro Comercial 5, Via Park III, Calle Panticosa Nº 2, Los Altos, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Aoife/Chris 965 319 665 • aoifesweeney@hotmail.com ORIHUELA PENNYS SUPERMARKET, Flamenca Beach Comercial Centre, Unit 123, Playa Flamenca, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Peter/Sarah 966 733 257 • bulldogstores@live.com ORIHUELA PRINT SOLUTIONS, Avenida Londres 136, La Marina Urb, San Fulgencio, 03177, Alicante. Jim/Trish 966 790 520 • jim@printsolutionsspain.com SAN FULGENCIO INTERPOST, Avenida de la Alegria Nº 32, La Marina, 03194, Alicante. Malika/Malcolm 965 419 673 • Inter-post100@live.com

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