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Negative equity figures rise MURCIA HAS 16,882 homes worth less than their outstanding loans according to a study by Kelisto.es.

by Keith Nicol La Manga Club voted Spain’s top golf resort

La Manga Club, best golf resort in Spain TODAY’S GOLFER magazine readers have awarded La Manga Club with their top honour; that of best Spanish golf course, for the third consecutive year.

Read the full story on page 20.

THESE FIGURES are the result of the sharp drop experienced in housing prices in recent years, coupled with a sharp increase in the unemployment rate from 8.7% in the first quarter of 2007 to 26% in the third quarter of 2013.

Given that the average price of housing in Murcia at the end of last year was 115,614 euros, the relationship between the value of the property and the amount of the outstanding mortgage, technically called Loan to Value (LTV), was 106%, a rate that is estimated to rise to 112% in 2014 and up to 117% in 2015.

In terms of the number of homes showing negative equity, or sitting in a ‘mort-

gage bubble’, in terms of percentages, Murcia places tenth, represent 2.9% of the national total, followed by Galicia, with 16,820 properties (2.9%), Balearic Islands, with 13,981 (2.4%), Cantabria, with 8,866 (1.5%) and Asturias, with 8.189 (1.4%).

Amidst this scenario, the ‘mortgage bubble’ has caused a hole in Murcia of over 119 million and accounted for 4.3% of mortgages in the region for 2013 (16,882).

The average debt for owners in Murcia, which is obtained by dividing the total ‘hole’ caused by the ‘mortgage bubble’ between the total number of affected households, stood at 7.094 euros in 2013, a number that will increase by 71.4% in 2014, up to 12,160 euros, and 30.8% in 2015 to 15,899 euros.

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Fake electricity meter scam in Torrevieja FOR THE last few months, national power company Iberdrola, the main supplier of energy in Torrevieja, has been systematically changing old electricity meters for new models called ‘Telematics’.

Meters are being changed free of charge by Iberdrola so don’t hand over money for a bogus service

by Keith Nicol This is part of their typical upgrades to their system. However, readers should be on the lookout for some individuals who are passing themselves off as Iberdrola engineers and attempting to scam residents.

Last week, several neighbours, primarily in the neighbourhood of Acequión, reported two individuals that attempted to defraud several senior citizens. In a couple of instances they succeeded in doing so.

The strategy is to present themselves as Iberdrola employees, knocking on doors and saying that they are in the area to upgrade the old meters and setting up a new account.

The cost for this is a single payment of 60€.

They then ‘sweeten the deal’ by telling their prospective victims that they will provide a

document offering 1,000€ in cumulative energy savings upon completion of the work.

Witnesses of these events noted that the ‘scammers’ do not wear the Iberdrola regulatory green shirt, but a black uniform. It is very important to note that electric consumption meters are only replaced with prior and written notice from Iberdrola. By changing the electric meter the consumer should not pay anything because the cost is borne by the utility. Please be aware if approached by these scam artists who offer to change the meters for you. This is similar to the Gasman Scam, where often a legal company will offer their services to check out your gas fitting. Be aware that both your gas supplier and Iberdrola will make an appointment to meet with you and not just arrive at your door unannounced.

A pedestrian bridge for Cabo Roig and the beach

By Keith Nicol IT’S BEEN a long time coming, but finally last Monday a pedestrian bridge was put into place and erected to allow residents on the Orihuela Costa area around Cabo Roig, to have a new and safe way to cross the N332. The new footbridge will link the northern residential area with the beach zone and is being constructed by the company Pavasal. Crane company ‘Grúas Milenio’ under the direction of Juan Antonio Álvarez put the footbridge into position with the final structure due to be completed and secured shortly. Then a crane used can handle a workload of three hundred tons, with the mounting procedure to be done at night so as not to interrupt traffic, with the actually walkway weighing in at 35 tons.

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Expats are “second class citizens”

by Jack Troughton BRITAIN IS treating its expats like “second class citizens” by denying them a vote in their home country’s national elections, says the powerful European Commission.

The United Kingdom is being urged to allow all its citizens the right to vote and overturn current legislation which strips expats of a voice at the ballot box after 15 years.

On Wednesday the Commission made a series of recommendations to member states – saying it was acting to defend the rights of EU citizens abroad over their disenfranchisement. And it issued “guidance” to member states which have rules that lead to a loss of voting rights simply because people had exercised their right to free movement with the EU – the UK, Denmark, Ireland, Cyprus and Malta currently maintain such a regime.

The Commission accepted member states were ‘competent’ to determine who had the right to vote in national elections, disenfranchising citizens affected the right to free movement.

It ruled: “Disenfranchisement practices are also at odds with the founding premise of EU citizenship which is meant to give citizens additional rights, rather than depriving them of rights.”

DEMOCRACY EU Justice Commissioner Viviane Reding said on Wednesday: “The right to vote is one of the fundamental rights of citizenship. It is part of the very fabric of democracy. “Depriving citizens of their right to vote once they move to another EU country is effectively tantamount to punishing citizens for having exercised their right to free movement. Such practices risk making them second class citizens.”

She added: “In letters, petitions and citizens’ dialogues, they have made it clear to us just how impor-

tant this issue is to them.”

Ms Reding said in last year’s EU Citizenship Report, the Commission made a pledge to address the matter.

“Today we are doing our part of the job. We are calling on member states to show greater flexibility and are issuing proportionate guidance to the five countries concerned so that citizens can get back on the electoral roll of their home country.”

She said it was hoped governments would address the “very concrete concerns” because losing the vote was “a big deal for the individuals concerned”.

And the Commission said the main justification for imposing rules of voting was expats no longer had sufficient links with their home country. “This seems outdated in today’s interconnected world.”

Harry Shindler MBE, a 93-year-old member of the campaign group Votes For Expat Brits and who lives in Italy, lost his case at the European Court of Human Rights last year in his fight to regain a vote.

However, the former soldier did make an impact in Brussels and his arguments were quoted several times in the Commission’s investigations.

Conservative MP for Thanet North, Sir Roger Gale believes expat UK citizens should have the right to vote. The euro-sceptic said: “It is not often I agree with the Commission...but in this instance they have got it right.

“In the interests of democracy all UK citizens, wherever they may reside, should have the right to

vote in both UK parliamentary elections and in a future EU referendum. In most developed democracies citizens have the right to vote in perpetuity.”

But Justice Secretary Chris Grayling said the Commission’s announcement was just another example of European interference. He said Brussels was attempting to “trump British law and broaden EU competencies.”

The Cabinet Office maintains the issue of who votes in nation al elections was a matter for governments and not the Commission. “The Government’s position has been backed by the courts and the Government is not minded to change it.”

Viviane Reding speaking on Wednesday

Airport shuttle used by more than 72,000 people

By Keith Nicol THE AIRPORT Shuttle that directly links the city with the Elche-Alicante Airport grew in popularity by 39.5% compared to 2012.

Torrevieja’s Mayor, Eduardo Dolon, announced the figures this week that according to data provided by the concessionaire of this service, the total users in 2013 amounted to 72,049, which meant an increase of 39.5% over 2012, when the service was used by 51,660 people. Not surprisingly, the most influential months in 2013 were July and August, which accounted for 25% of total travellers in 2013.

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Holiday rentals under threat

by Jack Troughton CONTROVERSIAL NEW laws policing the holiday rental industry on the Costa Blanca could hit people offering villa-based breaks.

The crackdown, which is expected to come into force this Spring, could prevent expats and Brits with holiday homes renting them out to tourists.

And holidaymakers – who make a vital contribution to the Costa Blanca economy – may see the cost of a break soar. Instead of paying cheaper rates direct to owners they could be forced to stay in apartments, villas or hotels operated by major firms.

Television programmes such as Channel 4’s Place in the Sun feature Brits looking to buy a second home. In almost every case they are told of the rental potential of the property.

And many people buy with the help of a mortgage and let out the properties for some of the year to help cover bills rather than to pocket a huge profit.

Visitors cut the costs of breaks by renting larger villas and sharing the cost with friends or family. The private rental market has blossomed with the 12 million people who visit Spain every year.

However, recession-hit Spain is desperate to boost revenue into public coffers and it is suspected property owners are not paying millions of Euros in taxes – until now in most parts of Spain anyone can let out their homes as long as they pay taxes and declare

their earnings.

The powerful hotel lobby has also called for the legislative change maintaining the growth of the private rental market is hitting the industry’s business.

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It is expected the new laws will mean local councils will have to issue licences but it is feared if regulations are too tough private properties will be removed from the market, slashing the number of beds available to tourists.

Villa and apartment rentals can be policed via online sites used to advertise the properties; town halls can also monitor the use of electricity as the trigger for an investigation.

Catalonia, the Canary and Balearic Islands already have hard-hitting restrictions. In 2013 apartment and villa owners have been hit with fines of up to 20,000€.

One Marina Alta property manager said he reduced his portfolio by 36 beds on the internet when the stories first began about the regulation of the rental industry.

Asking not to be named, he added: “I said to the owners they had to be sure they were paying taxes on their income from rentals in case I was forced to carry the rap.

“I said if the revenue asked me who owned the property I would be obliged to tell them – several said they would stop renting all together.

“One property was put up for sale, another owner stopped renting and a third sorted out his affairs, which is fine.”

Villas line the coast

INDUSTRY The holiday industry along the Marina Alta coast relies on villas and apartments.

There are few large hotels north of Calpe used by package holiday companies.

And he attacked law makers as “not clever people” who did not look at the consequences of regulation if it was over stringent.

“Damaging this important market is an act of insanity because regulation could kill the market.” He said the move would hit the local economy by reducing the number of visitors – and further weaken the housing market as people decided to sell up. “You must keep the cow alive so you can milk it...the cow has to be in a good state of health.”

Another property owner renting to the holiday market – who said he always declared his income - claimed if regulation was too expensive and onerous owners would simply pull out of the market. “And the overall affect will be on employment. We have low unemployment on the coast because of the economic activity of holidaymakers, foreigners coming to Spain,” he said.

“I hope Valencia will not be so stupid as to put in place this ridiculous legislation and make it impossible to have a private rental market. “Surely you are entirely free to rent your property to whoever you like. If it is taxable, that is a secondary issue because you should pay tax.”

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Specsavers Opticas helps the world to see SPECSAVERS OPTICAS launched a campaign on 10th October to collect 3,000 pairs of unwanted glasses in just three months, to be given to the Lions Club International and distributed to those in need.

This campaign strove to give the gift of sight to some of the world’s poorest people with the response that a fantastic. 4,436 pairs of glasses have been donated over the three month campaign across all eight stores well over the target!

José Ángel Moral-Tajadura, Specsavers Opticas’ Business Development Manager commented “We would like to say a huge thank you to all the generous people, the media and local organisations that helped support the campaign and donated their unwanted glasses. Every pair will make a huge difference to someone’s life.”

The glasses will be sent to the Lions Club’s recycling plant in Alicante where they are first separated into single vision, bifocals,

varifocals and sunglasses. They are then graded according to prescription strength, cleaned and boxed for distribution.

Lions Club representatives are located across many developing countries including Africa and India. They test the eyes of locals and send requests for the required prescription glasses onto the fulfilment plant. Lions Club International collects around 70,000 pairs of glasses to be re-dispensed every year, with each one being donated and hand selected for specific people in need.

Janette Bennett, president of the Torrevieja Costa Lions Club, commented: “There is always a shortage of glasses in developing countries as they have no medical support, so Specsavers’ donations are absolutely vital. It’s amazing that they have been able to collect over 4,000 pairs in just three months. This will help so many people and we are grateful to the company and the community for donating their glasses to this great cause.”

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Mike Stone from Specsavers Opticas presenting the glasses collected by their Javea and Calpe stores to Beverley Stewart, Bob Sydney and Hugh Stewart from Calpe and Benissa Lions Club

Specsavers Opticas continue to have a strong relationship with the Lions Club and glasses can be donated at any of their eight

stores on the Costa del Sol, Costa Blanca and Mallorca. To find your nearest store visit www.specsavers.es

Protest march in Belgium slams Spanish abortion law

BELGIAN POLICE have reported that around 2,000 people took part in a demonstration march in front of the European Parliament building on Wednesday protesting against Spain’s new abortion bill passed in December.

Socialist MEPs, liberals, environmentalists and also the European United Left joined the march alongside Spanish and other nationalities, waving banners bearing the message, ‘In support of the Spanish and abortion rights in Europe’, and demanding that the bill be withdrawn. The new law allows abortion to take place only if the mother has been raped or is at risk, which critics believe has placed the Spanish social system firmly back in the Franco era.

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Murcia barely scratches 1% of foreign tourist pie OF THE 59.000 million euros spent by foreign tourists in Spain in 2013, Murcia managed to capture just 607 million of it.

by Keith Nicol On a positive note, spending by foreign tourists in the region increased in December 2013 by 2.4 percent over December 2012, representing a total of 16.9 million euros, according to statistics from Egatur Tourism Institute of Spain, under the Ministry of Industry, Energy and Tourism.

This development was driven by the significant increase of tourists in December, up 15.7 percent. The average daily expenditure of foreign tourists visiting the region of Murcia in December was around 65 euros and the average expenditure per person per trip was 869 euros. In the whole of Spain, tourist expenditure was 3,187 million euros, up 15.8 percent over 2012.

In 2013 the total expenditure by foreign tourists in the region was 607.5 million euros, 2.4 percent more than in 2012. As occurred in December, this increase was driven by the increase in tourist arrivals of 6.6 percent. However, this amount represents only slightly more than 1.02% of the 59,000 million raised in total Spain .

Tourists numbers rise in Murcia but remain low

On an annual basis, the average daily expenditure was 75.40 euros, down 2.8 percent from 2012, while the average expenditure per trip was 981.02 euro which remains above the average expenditure in Spain, of 975.68 euros. In this sense, the length of stay was also higher in the region, at 13 days compared to the national average of 9 days, placing Murcia in third place as the community with a longer duration of

Continued from front page Currently, one of every 10 mortgages in Spain is trapped in a house that is worth less than the loan that is payable (9.5%), a rate that will rise to 10.7% in 2014 and 11.3 % in 2015. Catalonia and Madrid regions report the largest number of households with ‘mortgage bubble’, accounting for 42.5% of the total of 247,489 properties.

Catalonia and Madrid are the two regions that have felt the most impact of the ‘mortgage bubble’ with the price of housing falling by 47.2% (Catalonia) and 43.4% (Madrid) from highs recorded before the start of the crisis. Then comes Valencia, with 67,181 (11.6% of total), Andalucía, with 66,418 (11.4%) and Castilla y León, with 26,668 (4.6%).

At the other extreme are Ceuta, with 387 (0.07%), Melilla, with 429 (0.07%), Extremadura, with 4,637 (0.8%) and La Rioja, with 6,082 (1%).

Until recent years, homeownership was the dream of many. But today, that dream has become a nightmare for the 581,441 citizens that have a home that is worth less than the mortgage that still has to be paid, a figure, which will be at 668,940 in 2014 and 710,386 in 2015. That is, it will grow by 22% over the next two years. These figures are part of the first study on the ‘mortgage bubble’ that takes place in Spain, which has been prepared by Kelisto.es with the CEBR (Centre of Economics and Business Research).

Women’s Centre expands facilities stay, only behind Castilla-La Mancha (14.2 days) and Asturias (14 days).

For the whole country, the total expenditure in 2013 totalled 59.082 million euros, 9.6 percent more than in 2012, representing the best historical record to date. Nationally, the average spending per person rose 3.7 percent and stood at 975.68 euros, while the average daily expenditure was 108.92 euros, up 3.3 percent.

COUNCILLORS FOR Social Welfare Policy and Equality, María del Carmen Pelegrin and Alicia Barquero, joined residents’ celebrations in San Anton in La Peña Shale on Saturday. They visited the recently opened new facilities at the Centre for Women shared with La Peña Shale, which have been refurbished with new furniture and air conditioning. Afterwards they shared a picnic with local residents.

Slavery gang smashed

by Jack Troughton MODERN DAY slavers selling young Nigerian women into the misery of Europe’s sex industry have been jailed after a joint operation by British and Spanish authorities.

The human trafficking gang was smashed after a two year investigation and close cooperation between the UK’s Home Office Immigration Enforcement, Border Force, British Police and Spain’s National Police.

London’s busy Heathrow Airport was used by the criminals as a transport hub to move the women – some under the age of 18 – into mainland Europe for the purposes of prostitution.

The British end of the operation was launched in 2011 after Border Force officers at Heathrow intercepted a number of young women in transit from Nigeria into Europe.

Immigration Enforcement officials based in Madrid liaised with Spanish authorities and provided intelligence linking some of the women to a suspected group of traffickers operating in Spain. They identified 48 potential victims.

RESCUE And in September last year, Spanish police swooped to arrest seven alleged gang members in the cities of Madrid and Lleida – two women were also rescued. These details have just been made public because of legal reasons.

However, two men have been convicted and jailed in the UK as a result of the investigation.

Last March, Odosa Usiobaifo, from Enfield, north Lon-

don, was imprisoned for 14 years for his part in trafficking 14 and 15-year-old girls he put on flights to Spain from London.

David Osawaru, from Benin City, Nigeria, was jailed for nine years last October. He was arrested at Heathrow in May 2012 as he “chaperoned” two women in transit from Lagos to Prague.

The Home Office’s Minister for Security James Brokenshaw said the Government was to introduce a Modern Slavery Bill later this year which would send a strong message to traffickers: “If you are involved in this appalling crime you will be arrested, you will be prosecuted, and you will be locked up.”

PROBLEM He said: “Modern slavery is a global problem and I welcome the news that thanks to the co-operation between British and Spanish authorities that this trafficking network has been stopped.

“We are working closely with international law enforcement agencies to deter individuals falling prey to criminal gangs and disrupt slavery routes coming to the UK.” And Clinton Nield, of the Home Office’s Immigration Enforcement’s Risk and Liaison Overseas Network, said close co-operation with Spain and other law enforcement agencies across the UK and Europe a criminal network which actively “targeted and manipulated vulnerable young women” had successfully been stopped.

He added: “These women were given false promises and forced to travel to Europe where they were forced into prostitution.

“Trafficking is an abhorrent crime and I hope this case sends a clear message to those involved overseas that international borders will not stop us from tracking the down and brining them to justice.”

David Osawaru

Alicante garbage workers back to work

MUNICIPAL WASTE collection workers in Alicante called off their strike over last weekend with a vote resulting in 258 for and 104 against returning to work. The strike, which started Sunday 19th January and lasted a full week, left the streets of the city overflowing with rubbish. It is expected that the backlog of waste will take some time to clear.

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A nasty surprise THIS HAD never happened to us before and we definitely hope it never happens again. Several weeks ago we got a very nasty surprise when we checked our bank account online: to our horror we saw someone had somehow used our credit card number to steal money from our account.

WE HAD used our credit card only three times all of last year. We even have Internet Security on our computer, yet it was like some crook stuck a gun out of the computer screen and said, “This is a stick up!”

We had to go into our bank and cancel our credit card before more money was stolen from our account. Our Bank printed off a record of money transactions from our account and advised us to go to the Guardia Civil to get a thorough Police report so our Bank could send it to their head office in Madrid.

We were totally knackered, having had no sleep the night before with the shock of knowing someone had somehow gained access to our Credit Card number. We had to wait nearly two hours because several people were ahead of us at the Guardia Civil. We felt really sorry for one British lady because someone had robbed her account through an ATM. Thankfully there was a translator at the Police station and the Police were very helpful. Our Bank told us they are insured for cases like ours.

Yesterday our money was returned to our bank account after waiting 45 days. Getting our money back was a massive relief and definitely a nice way to begin the New Year!

John Brundell, Altea

Second grade rubbish

DURING THE Christmas period I noticed quite a lot of Christian-related goods for sale in the bazaars: yet you try and be a Christian in China! Life is made very difficult for Christians, in fact almost intolerable. That’s why I have stopped buying any more of their second-grade rubbish. Go to the local ferreteria!

L Lupin

Screaming like a pig I HAVE visited Benidorm for years now, mostly as a guest at the Pueblo which is an excellent hotel.

My last visit was in December 2013 and I’m sorry to say it was a very distressing one. Our hotel looked on to the open market but separating them is a piece of waste ground. In the summer you will see the gypsies sleeping rough on this ground which doesn’t bother me but the sight I had to endure this time was five dogs

mauling a wild pig: now I really do know what the saying means ‘screaming like a pig’. And the pigs had many small piglets.

I was wakened by this at 2am and hurried down to the reception to report it. This attack carried on - then the security guy from our hotel threw stones at the dogs to scare them off.

It is now 2014 and I can still hear that pig screaming. I was also told by the night shift worker that five other

people had phoned the reception and he had phoned the police. I never saw any sign of the police.

Can we not do something to protect these pigs from ferocious dogs? Also can we clean up this piece of land?

I do hope someone can either remove those pigs or remove the dogs. I do feel very strongly about this matter and I do read your newspaper every time I come to Spain.

Isabell Duffy

Be vigilant LAST WEEK my husband and I went into a large supermarket to purchase a laptop computer. We found one that has a well-known brand name and within our budget, so we bought it.

Upon arriving back at home we took it from its box and turned it on. To be honest, neither my spouse nor I know much about computers. The computer came straight on there was no downloading from a CD required. Since we are pretty much computer illiterate, we did not even think to download any programs from a CD. Soon we started having issues with the computer freezing and being very sluggish. We finally took it back to the supermarket from whence we had purchased it. Thankfully the supermarket had a fifteen day return policy whereby we could return items and have our money refunded.

This is the same supermarket that often times has different prices on its grocery shelves than at the checkout, and yes, you guessed it, the price differences are always in the supermarket’s favour.

These situations remind me of my A-level Economics class where I learnt the phrase, ‘caveat emptor: let the buyer beware’. When shopping one needs to be vigilant.

Mary Anderson, Ciudad Quesada

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Swype away your De Q Blues Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

I TRAVELLED into Brum on the train today and had to smile as almost everyone that stood up to get off at New Street instantly pulled out their phones and started to text. It could be a new medical condition: TDS (text dependency syndrome) – the need to text the wider world of our whereabouts.

There is, of course, an existing medical condition associated with texting and I overheard one passenger talking to her chum about it: “Me flaming thumb is getting worse and my doc says I ought to text less.” She pleaded to her friend, “Well, I mean to say, how can I text less?”

She looked down at her sore thumb and rubbed it. She was referring to the dreaded

ailment known originally as Blackberry Thumb.

Okay, here’s what the experts say: “BlackBerry [or Texter’s] thumb is a neologism that refers to a form of repetitive strain injury (RSI) caused by the frequent use of the thumbs to press buttons on PDAs, Smartphones or other mobile devices. The name of the condition comes from the BlackBerry, a brand of Smartphone that debuted in 1999, although there are numerous other similar eponymous conditions that exist such as ‘Wiiitis’, ‘Nintendinitis’, ‘Playstation thumb’, ‘cell phone thumb’, ‘Smartphone thumb’, ‘Android thumb’, and ‘iPhone thumb’.”

Given all these popular names there must be some technical terminology for it, a nice bit of Latin perhaps.

And, of course, as you guessed there is. Okay, back to our experts: “The medical name for the condition is De Quervain Syndrome and is associated with the tendons connected to the thumb through the wrist. Causes for the condition extend beyond smartphones and gaming consoles to include activities like golf, racket sports, and lifting.” Oh, I wonder if I can get a few sick-days off if I complain of De Quervain Syndrome. “Sorry Boss, but I can’t come in today because I’ve been over-doing the texting a bit and I gotta touch of the De Q’s!” I suppose I shouldn’t joke because symptoms of Texter’s thumb include “aching and throbbing pain in the thumb and wrist and in severe cases… temporary disability of the affected hand - particularly the ability to grip objects.”

Oh gawd, that’s no good to an RTN reporter with his

trusty rubber tipped pencil and jotter, is it? So, why is it that the thumb is affected in this way?

Well, one popular hypothesis is that old thumby doesn’t have the dexterity the other fingers have and is therefore, not well-suited to high speed touch typing. But a bit of old De Q isn’t going to stop us is it? It didn’t stop anyone on my train today. Look at this - the Ergonomic Times reports: “Latest figures… reveal that over 100 million text messages are sent every single day in the UK alone - 3.8 million British mobile phone users suffer from text-related injuries - 38% people suffer from sore wrists and thumbs from texting.”

Now, I don’t know about you but I’d put the bloomin thing down or simply make a call if over-texting was causing me this much pain and grief. Although, help is now at hand (including thumbs) and there is a less stressful way (digitally speaking) of texting. Yup folks and this old fart has just discovered it: the joys of ‘swype-ing’. Swype Wattsie, what’s that? I’ll tell you – it’s an app that helps put away those De Q Blues.

Swype is a faster way to enter text. With Swype, you create a word by Swyping through letters instead of tapping them out. Simples. Find out more at: http://www.swype.com/category/tips/ Me, I can’t wait until voice recognition finally pulls itself into the twenty-first century and cuts out the need to do anything with me thumbs…

Watts in Britain, Swype-ing merrily away

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English cinema in Torrevieja

by Keith Nicol ENGLISH LANGUAGE cinema is still alive and growing in Torrevieja. As Cines IMF get ready to install six new Digital Projectors this year, announcing the end of 35mm projection systems, it will allow the cinema to offer at least two English language films each week through the use of special Bluetooth headphones; the same that are used for instant translation services at major conferences worldwide.

This week, the cinema, which is located in Torrevieja’s Ozone Centre beside the Habaneras Commercial Centre, is showing the hit film of the year so far, the three hour-long; ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’.

The American black comedy is directed by Martin Scorsese and stars Leonardo DiCaprio. It has received nominations for five Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director.

Speaking of those new projectors at Cines IMF, the film is historically significant as the first major movie to be distributed entirely digitally but be warned, that although a comedy, it holds the dubious honour of using the ‘F’ word more often than any other film in cinematic history. More information on opening times and prices at www.Torrevieja.com.

The new projectors have also opened up a new

and exciting option for film fans. Talks have started with Theatre management to start a new English Language Film Club at the IMF, showing a selection of both new and classic films from yesteryear, without the need for headphones, every week. Already more than 50 people from Torrevieja’s U3A have expressed an interest in joining a club with a minimum of seventy required to make the venture possible. Anyone interested in joining or finding out more details should send their name and contact details to: NickinSpain@mac.com. The proposed club will offer members the opportunity to enjoy the most popular new releases, with theme nights, retrospectives and possibly a film festival all in the planning stages for later in 2014.

Age Concern needs your help ARE YOU computer literate, have some experience of accounts and have a few hours to spare each week? Age Concern is in need of an Honorary Treasurer to assist the current Treasurer to take up the Treasurer’s position after June 2014. The position is based at the Age Concern Centre, La Siesta, Torrevieja, and full training will be given.

If you can help Age Concern in this respect, please contact the President of Age Concern on 96 678 6887.

The Cucaracha Club wants you Billie added on Facebook; “We are nearly

By Keith Nicol ready to start filming later this year and all WITH THE Oscars just a month away, it we are missing is you; or more precisely, may be hard to watch TV in the run up to your business. For a modest sponsorship, the March 2nd event without thinking your establishment, or product, will be about the business of film making. One seen across the globe, as the film hits the local company is taking the film business festivals ready for general release. Plus you a little more seriously and Torrevieja based will be mentioned in the credits.” actor Billie Anthony Gaddess is on the It may be low budget but a couple of lookout for acting talent and businesses well-known names have already signed up that would like to be part of a new film and volunteered their services including Al project called ‘The Cucaracha Club’.

Matthews and Tom Watt.

Billie is helping to collect all the pieces Al starred in Aliens alongside Sigourney necessary to start filming an independent, Weaver, Superman III with Christopher action, comedy, spy film, slated to begin Reeve, Tomorrow Never Dies staring production in autumn 2014. He explained: Pierce Brosnan and on TV in such shows “It’s all about a retired British spy, called as Grange Hill, The Desmonds and The George. He is living out his twilight years Professionals. Tom Watt, is probably best in Spain, until a former colleague from known for his role as Lofty in Eastenders.

MI6, drags him back into the business.

And then, of course, you also get to work George is blackmailed into taking on with me,” he added with a glint in his board a case because the crooked Mayor’s eye. To find out more please visit www. twin daughters are kidnapped and held siestafilmproductions.com and maybe ransom by an international arms dealer. one day soon, your George teams up with the most unlikely name will also be of characters he has surrounded up in lights at the himself with during his retired Oscars. years, ultimately making him an accidental hero.”

The plan is to shoot the vast majority of the film on the Southern Costa Blanca, primarily in Torrevieja and the Alicante province, with other scenes in Benidorm Clive Gray and Billie Anthony Gaddess busy putting all the pieces together for ‘The and off Cucaracha Club’ the coast.

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Buy locally grown British produce from the comfort of home BRITISH EXPATS living around the world now have the option to support the UK economy from afar and have British produce delivered to their doorsteps.

In the last few years online supermarkets have begun offering expats a home delivery service for their favourite foods from the UK. Until last year this service was generally restricted to ambient products such as Bisto Gravy and Marmite.

However, supermarkets such as BritishCornerShop.co.uk (BCS) have now started to export fresh produce to selected European countries.

Jo Parker, procurement manager at BCS says: “Initially our service simply helped Brits abroad enjoy things like a cup of Tetley Tea in the morning, or a bowl of Heinz Tomato Soup for lunch, but now also offer a range of chilled products, giving our customers the opportunity to support not only local producers but also the British economy.

So far eight European countries can order in British fruit, vegetables, meats and cheeses from brands such as John Thorner’s, Bernard Matthews and Covent Garden, as well as local producers like Somerset Camembert.”

In light of the recent struggles of British farmers and local producers highlighted today by Environment Secretary Owen Paterson, there is no better time for services like this to exist.

Whether expats are buying from supermarkets such as British Corner Shop because they miss a proper British bacon sandwich, or whether they do so to support the economy,

both help British-made products get the support they deserve.

Jo added: “Smaller local producers of products such as British cheese are among the hardest hit as they struggle to compete against the larger supermarkets. It’s a real pleasure for us to be able to work with them and give our customers the chance to buy from and support businesses like this.

We’ll continue to add to our fresh range of products and are always open to suggestions from customers should they wish to purchase particular items.”

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La Manga Club, best golf resort in Spain

by Keith Nicol TODAY’S GOLFER magazine readers have awarded La Manga Club with their top honour; that of best Spanish golf course, for the third consecutive year.

The La Manga Club sports complex was named as the best resort courses in Spain by the British magazine that praised the quality of the three 18 hole courses, as well as the services offered.

The ‘Today’s Golfer Awards’, which are considered as the Oscars of the golfing sector, confirmed the golf resort as one of the best equipped, not only in Europe but from around the world. La Manga Club amassed an impressive 48 per cent of the vote to comfortably beat off competition from its rivals and confirm its reputation as Spain’s flagship resort, and Europe’s premier sports

and leisure destination.

Gary Silcock, La Manga Club’s director of golf, said: “To be recognised as Spain’s top golf resort for the third year running is an amazing achievement and a great honour.

The vote results demonstrate the high regard that La Manga Club continues to be held in

by UK golfers. It is a golf and sporting institution that is loved all over Europe and our commitment to excellence is shown by the wealth of facilities that are available for guests to enjoy.

As well as golf, the resort boasts unrivalled facilities as a sports and leisure destination including a 28-court tennis centre and a 2,000sqm spa and fitness centre. It also offers the choice of a five-star hotel, four-star serviced apartments and townhouses, more than 20 bars and restaurants and is great fun for children.

La Manga Club voted Spain’s top golf resort

Puerto de Mazarrón Gastronomic Tour

THE CITY of Mazarron opened registration on Monday 27th January for participation in the ‘Ruta del Apertivo,’ a tour of the city’s restaurants, pubs and bars offering tasters of their finest delicacies. The event will be held from 1st to 23rd March over the fiesta of St Joseph. Establishments may register on the route for free at the Town Hall (1st Floor) until Friday 7th February, in writing with a completed application form which can be downloaded from www. mazarron.es: For further information call 96 833 9306 or email festejos@mazarron.es

King Juan Carlos to visit Portugal KING JUAN Carlos is to visit Lisbon on 11th February to attend a meeting on European business and technological innovation with the presidents of Portugal and Italy. The King has not been seen in public since the Pascua Militar on 6th January when his confusion and stumbling speech during his address prompted questions as to whether he should consider abdication in favour of Prince Felipe. His Majesty’s overseas itinerary has been reduced this year due to his on-going health issues. He is still recovering from a hip replacement but it is hoped he will be able to walk unaided by April.

La Mata hams it up

Almost 1,000 people enjoyed La Mata’s Day of the Pig

by Keith Nicol AFTER BEING rained off the previous week, Sunday’s fabulous weather attracted hundreds of residents and visitors on the occasion of the Feast of San Antonio Abad, in La Mata. 2014 celebrated the fourteenth year of ‘The Day of the Pig’, an occasion that was created with the intention of recreating one of the most important events, from the cultural point of view, that had and still has a domestic character in hundreds of pueblos all over Spain.

In La Mata, organiser the ‘Peña del Cochino’ president Miguel Hernández said that the turnout this year, was the biggest to date.

The festival was staged in the town square, at 12.00 noon, where pork was cut into pieces for distribution among all the people attending, this year accounting for about 600 kilos of meat, bread, celery, wine and beer, all for free to those attending.

‘Peña del Cochino’ installed a dozen barbecues, around different areas of the Plaza de Encarnación Puchol, and those in the know came well prepared with deck chairs, a selection of items of the BBQ, bottles of wine and beer and even sunshades and umbrellas.

A prize draw was held for five legs of cured ham, with proceeds used to raise funds for next year’s event. Hernández added; “Year after year we see an increase in visitors to this district, coming from all across the Vega Baja with many more foreigners, mainly German, English, Italian, Scandinavian and foreign residents enjoying the fun.”

Many bring their ‘picnic’ supplies, including tables and chairs for their family and friends to make a day of the occasion. ‘Atracciones Lorenzo’ donated this year’s prizes with tickets just one euro each; José Mañogil Perez supplied entertainment and members of the town council oversaw the prize draw.

Actors Studio recruitment drive

THE ACTORS Studio is having a recruitment evening at the Marina Bar, Calle des Rosas, Torrevieja, on Wednesday February 12th at 7.30pm. Anybody interested in joining this friendly drama group, whether it be acting or backstage, will be made very welcome, so go along, enjoy a glass of wine and some cheese and find out what The Actors Studio is all about.

Their shows are put on to raise money for AFA Alzheimers Torreviieja, a very worthy cause.

At present they are attempting to cast their next play, a brand new comedy written by the group’s director, David Whitney, which they hope to present later in the year.

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Getting rid of garden waste by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

MANY GARDENERS have now started on the annual garden cutback and clean up as described in some detail in Chapter 6.9 of ‘Your Garden in Spain’ and all will have the problem of what to do with the prunings, weeds and leaves etc…

Some will be lucky that the local council collects bags of garden rubbish from each house each week and sends this away to a central burning or composting unit.

Others have the possibility of driving a few kilometres to load their garden rubbish into hods or large containers at a green collection points. Others have no legal means of getting rid of garden waste other than obtaining a fire certificate and burning waste on the premises or recycling as much as possible back into the soil to add beneficial substances. This has happened in our village as the two other possibilities mentioned above are no longer legal or are proving too expensive in hard times.

If everyone went the route of burning then once idyllic clean air locations will be polluted as much as large cities and if plastic sacks are burned intentionally or by accident, gases with significant health risks will be released.

SO WHAT GREEN AND LOW COST OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE? Build or buy one or two composters and compost as much kitchen and garden waste as possible. The amount that can be successfully composted can be increased significantly by using a shredding machine which is not expensive these days especially if you buy via eBay. Saw up all branches and use in wood burning fires or stoves. Fine prunings can be dried to provide kindling wood to help light fires.

If you grow spring edible peas, decorative sweet peas or broad beans keep the straightest and partially bushy prunings to use as support sticks. A good source is the pruning of deciduous fruit trees.

Citrus leaves and cuttings take time to rot down but two things can be done: If a neighbour keeps rabbits citrus, and also olive, prunings are tasty treats. So organise that your neighbour can take sacks of your citrus prunings as immediate food or to be dried for later use.

Fairly dry waste material can be wrapped in a few sheets of newspaper in the form of a Christmas cracker or bag

of sweets or chocolates tied with a ribbon or string to be used as firelighters or to be added to a lit fire at any time.

If you have an oleander or myporum hedge build a 40 centimetre wall around the hedge and fill it with shredded waste. This will rot down and act as a mulch to reduce summer watering needs and provide recycled nutrients to keep the hedge healthy.

Fill in low areas of the garden with garden waste, covering each year’s infill with soil until the desired level is achieved.

Lastly make a pile of shredded material, cover it with soil and rocks and create a rockery without having to import soil.

All are practical but if you don’t want the bother build or purchase a small incinerator and use it carefully away from hedges and overhanging trees.

STOP PRESS: Having reviewed the title and cover of the book about the long 950 kilometre walk Clodagh and I made across Spain a few years past the book has been repackaged as ‘Our 52 Day Retirement Adventure Along the Spanish Pyrenees’. It is now available from Amazon Books as a traditional book and as a Kindle e-book.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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Interest rate rise ‘not on the agenda’ by

Wayne Martin

International Financial Adviser

SPEAKING LAST week, Bank of England governor Mark Carney made this pledge on interest rates after it emerged the unemployment rate had fallen to 7.1%.

THIS IS Just above the 7% mark he said last summer could spark a higher cost of borrowing.

Interviewed on BBC’s ‘Newsnight’, Carney rejected the idea that plunging unemployment was a headache for the Bank: “If our forecast is going to be wrong it’s better to be wrong in that direction,” he said. Fine words but economists have warned that a rise to around 3% in the interest rate would lead to huge increases in mortgage costs and a wave of repossessions, as well as damage business.

The Tories and the Treasury have been looking nervously at the politically unpredictable consequences of repeated small interest rate rises before the general election in May 2015. Whilst people have

become accustomed to low interest rates on repayments a rise in the cost of loans will seriously affect many households that borrowed their way through the recession.

So how does all this affect you? As many ex pats have become aware, the income derived from interest on savings has dwindled to next to nothing and after tax is virtually nonexistent.

I now find that more people are coming to see me to help them find an income from their savings whilst trying to protect their capital as much as possible. Lots of ex pats still have money mouldering away in the banks in the UK earning next to nothing, leaving people worried about what to do for the best.

If you are in this position I urge you to call me and we can discuss how I can help you maximize your income in the most tax

efficient way. This can be done whilst managing your capital to gain growth at the same time. Advice from me is free it does not make sense to not take advantage of this opportunity.

In the current uncertain economic climate I would urge you to speak to a professional financial adviser today and arrange a review of your circumstances. Don’t delay, get in touch today. Look after your wealth and your wealth will look after you.

If you have any questions or need any advice regarding the above you can contact me on 636 361 588 or e-mail wayne.martin@ Bank of England governor Mark Carney blacktowerfm.com

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is

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Spanish Insurance Law by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

CLAIMS AGAINST insurance companies IF YOU have a problem with an insurance company, or if you have suffered medical or professional negligence, or had accident, our firm can assist you claiming against the insurance company for what you are legally entitled to.

Unfortunately it is very common that the insured or injured encounter problems when claiming compensation from their insurance companies, because they usually put all sorts of obstacles and excuses, in an attempt to avoid paying.

Common problems with the insurances companies can include: 1. Some insurers do not explain properly and in detail the wording on their policies. The fine print often hides unclear conditions, which normally are not expressly accepted by the consumer.

These tend to minimize the liability of the

insurer, or to prevent the beneficiaries from being compensated 2. Similarly, in the case of professional and medical negligence, it is common for insurers to refuse to pay compensation, even if negligence is evident, and most professionals have insurance cover. The excuses are varied, from the denial of the existence of negligence, to denying that the damage or injuries are consequences of the negligence, etc 3. In matters of life insurance or accident cover, there is often a refusal to compensate, claiming that the death is a result of a pre-existing disease prior to the policy agreement, or that the injuries or damages already existed before the accident 4. Also in terms of medical or health insurance, insurers sometimes try avoid paying certain expenses , i.e: surgery, claiming that they are not included in the policy

In general, one may encounter all kinds of excuses from the insurers to try and avoid accepting responsibility for damages and compensation payment.

It is therefore essential to double check your insurance policies in detail, not only the individual policy signed, but also the general conditions. If you have any sort of doubt, ask your agent or insurer to clarify it for you in writing. In case of dispute or discrepancy with the insurance company, first of all we should claim amicably , and if it is not possible to reach a solution, go to the courts and tribunals.

If you have a problem with an insurance company, in relation to motor vehicle, life, travel , construction, medical professional insurance policies, etc. our firm can help .

You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on facebook: https://www.facebook. com/WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park).

Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

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Coca-Cola workers call for strike action AROUND 400 Coca-Cola workers have called for an indefinite strike to commence 3rd February following a street meeting to protest against imminent closures and staff redundancies.

Protestors gathered in Alicante’s Plaza de Muntanyeta on Saturday to rally support from local residents, family and friends.

Committee Chairman José Vicente Salinas said the employees “…still have received no acceptable explanation for the decision that has been taken. There appear to be no economic reasons to justify the closures.” The workers have agreed to a civilised ‘part-time’ strike schedule with normal work during the morning followed by protests at the factory gate from 1pm to 3pm, culminating in an organised demonstration on Saturday, to be repeated over three more Saturdays until the deadline for negotiation has been reached.

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Start winning and start earning MILTON EXPRESS, originators of the arbitrage scheme that has consistently paid clients a monthly return of over 2%, actually market a sports advisory service that pays significantly higher returns – but with a degree of volatility.

“WIN, LOSE or draw,” says Milton Express director John Murray, “…we’re more than happy to illustrate how effective following our sports betting advices can be. We always, always stress that the sports betting advices pay in the longer term – they’re by definition volatile, unlike our arbitrage facility, but will definitely outperform that return over any sensible protracted period.”

Winning Express will be advertising its monthly results locally on radio stations. Results certainly seem to justify the company’s confidence. Mr Murray explained that since January 2013, anyone following the sports betting advices, placing the bets themselves and adhering to the carefully crafted staking plan, would have seen a 62% increase on their original capital by the end of December: “Sticking to the staking plan is crucial,” adds Mr Murray, “Our advices are proofed to the national UK press and a firm of chartered accountants, so we advocate transparency, but those results and returns are all intrinsically linked to the staking plan explained to everyone who joins Winning Express.”

Winning Express exists to provide its members with tax free returns, along with an earnings opportunity and a sense of enjoyment in simply belonging to a club dedicated to mutual success.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Members will not only benefit from the services themselves: Winning Express offers an outstanding double-edged business opportunity with the potential of earning generous commissions by promoting the services to others.

Members are already earning more than £5,000 per month from introductory commissions. This business can change your life for the better. Appointments can be arranged at the Winning Express office, your own home or a venue to suit.

WINNERS’ CIRCLE Winning Express is offering members the opportunity to enter their most exciting contest yet.

Win a Trip for two people to the Dubia World Cup, horse racing’s premier event, departing London Heathrow on 25th March 2014: 5 nights in the luxurious surroundings of the Le Royal Meridien Beach Resort and Spa. The criteria is simple: whoever personally sponsors the most Winning Express members between 1st January and 14th February 2014 will win the prize.

JOIN NOW FOR £99: Register at www.winningexpress.com A fabulous incentive to boost your business in the New Year.

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The Spanish will registry - a bureaucratic success WHEN YOU first buy a Spanish property with your partner, husband, wife or even friend, you have no idea what might happen in the future. In the excitement of making the purchase your thoughts are to the here and now and not the ‘what might be’.

Unfortunately the unthinkable does sometimes happen.

People split up; fall out; meet someone else… The co-owner you are so enraptured with in 2014 could become the bane of your life in a few years’ time.

People become estranged for many different reasons and sadly, they also die. When this happens, there can be confusions about who might inherit the property.

It’s not often that we celebrate bureaucracy in Spain, but this is one time when it really does come into its own. All Spanish wills are registered in the will registry in Madrid (Registro Central de Ultimas Voluntades).

This can appear at first to be another case of bureaucracy gone mad. In fact, it is really beneficial.

Perhaps it’s best if we give you an example.

Mr and Mrs Grant decided, quite amicably, to have a trial separation. They had been married twenty years and had bought their property in Spain five years previously. Perhaps it was the day-to-day proximity following retirement, exacerbated by missing family and friends. Either way, they separated and Mrs Grant continued to live in the Spanish house they had bought together whilst Mr Grant found an apartment to rent a few miles away.

The separation worked well for both of them and moved from a temporary to a permanent arrangement. And then tragedy struck. Mrs Grant died suddenly of a heart attack. It took everyone by surprise, not least Mr Grant.

It’s a sad fact that situations like this can suddenly bring into clear view the importance of those niggly bits of paper work, such as making a Spanish will. Mr and Mrs Grant had made Spanish wills many years before, when they were together. Had Mrs Grant made a new will in the meantime which would mean others would inherit

her half of the property? Her children, by a previous marriage, lived in the UK. Had she made alternative arrangements to leave it to them?

We were approached by Mr Grant, who wished to know whether he was still in line to inherit his wife’s share of the property they had bought together. On production of the death certificate we were able to apply to the wills registry for a certificate stating the date and whereabouts of Mrs Grant’s last will in Spain.

It was quickly established that Mrs Grant had not made another will since they bought the property together. The name of the Notary and the date on the certificate coincided with the will, confirming it as the last one she made.

This ended any doubts within the family about who would inherit the property and helped them all to move forward and deal with their personal grief. This shows just how important it is to make a will and keep it up-to-date if your circumstances change. An endorsement too of having a central will registry.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

Life

Stepping back in time

AMUX members on Cap Sant Antoni

By Jack Troughton THE HISTORY of a ruined hermitage high above Javea was explained to the members of AMUX last weekend by archaeologist Ximo Bolufer, who is director of the town’s museum and president of the association.

The Ermita of Sant Antoni was built in the 14th Century on Cap Sant Antoni, near the

lighthouse, and in use until the start of the 20th Century – some of the original floor tiles are still visible.

Members of the Amics del Museu de Xabia met at the Monastery of Nuestra Senora de los Angeles on La Plana and walked to the site to explore the ruins before returning to Restaurant Amanecer and enjoying lunch.

AMUX is a group of people of all nationalities interested in the history and archaeology of Javea and the Marina Alta.

As well as supporting the activities of the museum, it organises talks and excursions.

Membership cost 10Euros a year, payable at the Museum. For more information, visit http://amuxabia.weebly.com

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West Side Story reaching Torry

By Keith Nicol WEST SIDE Story, the classic Romeo and Juliet inspired musical from Leonard Bernstein and by Stephen Sondheim, reaches Torrevieja in three weeks, thanks to Torrevieja Costa Lions Club. Thanks to their close ties with ‘Footlights Youth Theatre Group. From Calpe, the production comes to Torrevieja’s Teatro Municipal on Saturday 22nd February, with the curtain up at 8.00pm.

Tickets for the show are just 12€ and selling fast and if past productions of such shows as Cats, South Pacific, Guys and Dolls and Fiddler on the Roof are anything to go by, then this will also be a sell out show. This is the third production in collaboration between Footlights Youth Theatre Group, Torrevieja’s Ayuntamiento and Torrevieja Costa Lions Club.

Lion President Janette Bennett said; “funds raised from this production will be donated to Reach Out, who provide much needed support to the homeless and those most in need in Torrevieja.

Theatre patrons will not only see a fine show but they will also be helping those less fortunate in our community. Lions will provide the opportunity for theatregoers to participate in the Prize Draw, with the winner being announced in the auditorium during the interval. There will also be a collection at the end of the performance.”

If you fancy a different style of night out with friends, while at the same time helping the Lions Club to help others, purchase your tickets at the Theatre box office in the Plaza in front of the Teatro Municipal. The Box Office’s opening hours have changed once again and returned to normal, being Tuesday to Friday 11.00am to 1.00pm, or any evening from two hours before a show in the theatre is due to start.

Elvis in Spain

TOP ELVIS tribute artist Paul Larcombe is appearing in Spain for the 5th year running.

Paul won the European Tribute Championships in 2007, the 30th Anniversary of Elvis’ death, which won him the chance to go to Memphis and compete in the World Championships run by EPE (Elvis Presley Enterprises) fronted by Priscilla Presley: he came in the last ten. Paul also appeared on national television and in a TV

poll came 6th, later performing at Graceland. He has performed for the Queen more than once and has made many TV appearances. He was asked to perform in Elvis’ Tupelo home in Mississippi - a great performer with a massive following in the UK. Find out more at www.purepresley.com Paul is appearing at both Marjal campsites on 8th and 15th February: Tel 96 672 7001 and also at a new restaurant in Almoradi the Vieja Posada: Tel 865 671 879. There are a few tickets left but as he has sold out for the last four years you need to book straight away if you want to see this great artist.

JAZZ is back!

At El Pescadito, Mil Palmeras PLEASE NOTE that ‘Live’ Jazz returns on Monday nights at 8.30pm: with Roger Eames (double-bass) and Christine Eames (keyboards) plus guests.

For table reservations call 96 532 0071 or 610 56 27 06: jazz in all styles from Louis to Miles.

Life Showbiz Goss

Welcome to ‘The Bitch Pack’ … apparently!

FRANK SINATRA was famous for many things, one of which being ‘The Rat Pack’, a bunch of famous guys who, led by Frank, lived life in the fast lane and were always fun to read about.

The loose relevance to this group of famous peeps is that there is a gang of young females in the US led by Taylor Swift, she of country and pop music fame, and her clan consists of Selena Gomez, Sarah Hyland and Hailee Steinfeld and now apparently 17-year-old New Zealand singer Lorde, who exploded on the scene a year or so ago. But it might not be so steady a course that Taylor is sailing.

To explain this I need to take you back to an interview young Lorde gave to New Zealand’s Metro Magazine last October in which she said: “Taylor Swift is so flawless and so unattainable, and I don’t think it’s breeding anything good in young girls.’ … So how come Lorde has become part of ‘The Bitch Pack’ is the question that needs answering…

Firstly you need to know that Taylor Swift was unaware she had been ‘dissed’ in the interview, then when Lorde became the first artist from her country to top the US Singles charts with a song called ‘Royals’ Taylor sent a congratulations note to her as well as a huge bouquet of flowers. Lorde then sent a text to Taylor asking her advice on a Xmas prez for her manager and now the two girls are as thick as thieves … apparently.

A wee bit more fuel to this dodgy little fire is that in an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine Lorde said “Taylor is a real teenage voice … there are very few of us.” … TILT!

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Peter Taylor

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Celebrity Clips ‘THROUGH THE Looking Glass’ starring Johnny Depp is deep into the production stages and we now know that Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G) is close to taking on the role of the baddie called Time in the movie. But its best you don’t hold your breath as he agreed last year to play the part of Freddie Mercury in a biopic of his life but pulled out over artistic differences ... maybe the pants were not tight enough!

A MOVIE that’s more than worthy was released last weekend called ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ and I have the inside track on one of the street scenes featuring London born Carey Mulligan. The normally mild-mannered young lady had to walk through Washington Square park a hussin’ and a cussin’ and ended up swearing so much and so loudly she had to be told to take it easy … /*•!** it!

THIS CC is not about anybody famous, but is about the business and is an item that involves the FBI, and they are pretty well known if I´m not mistaken. A man wearing ‘Google Glasses’ was arrested in a cinema and interrogated for several hours as the fuzz thought he was copying the film. He was later released and given four free tickets as an apology. ‘Google Glasses’ are a computer on your face.

TALKING ABOUT being released, although this time it’s on bail, Baby Boy Bieber, jetted out from Miami, Florida last week after spending a bit more time in the jug having been caught driving under the ‘affluence of incahol’ (hick!) … again! … and there’s a smiley pic of him waving to fans as he left the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Centre before making his way to the airport ... he’s such a sweetie isn’t he!

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31 JAN-06 FEB 2014

Life TV

31st January - 6th February

FRIDAY 31st January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:10 Father Brown 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 Silent Witness 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Football Focus

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Sheriffs Are Coming 08:45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 09:15 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 10:00 Cold War, Hot Jets 11:00 Question Time 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Coast 17:15 Lost Land of the Tiger 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 An Island Parish 22:00 Natural World 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Americans 24:35 Benidorm

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Secret Millionaire USA 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 Come Dine with Me 15:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 22:00 The Jump 23:00 The Last Leg 23:50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 24:20 Saw IV

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Ultimate Police Interceptors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 Angels Fall 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Building the London Underground 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 23:00 The Siege

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Bourne Supremacy 24:15 Take Me Out

07:00 Switched 07:25 Ugly Betty 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Glee 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Made in Chelsea 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Made in Chelsea 17:00 The Jump 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Terminator: Salvation 24:15 Rude Tube

SATURDAY 1st February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Food & Drink 13:00 Football Focus 13:45 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:00 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 17:30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 19:55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 20:10 The Voice UK 21:30 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 22:20 Casualty 23:10 BBC News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 24:55 The Football League Show

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:35 Enchanted April 08:40 The Maggie 10:10 Life on Earth 11:05 Life on Earth 12:00 Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 12:30 Great British Railway Journeys 13:00 The A to Z of TV Cooking 13:45 The Good Cook 14:15 The Big Bread Experiment 15:15 Anchors Aweigh 17:30 Final Score 18:15 Coast 19:00 Natural World 20:00 Flog It! 21:00 Dad’s Army 21:30 QI XL 22:15 Made in Dagenham 24:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis

07:00 Pat & Stan 07:10 Pat & Stan 07:20 Pat & Stan 07:25 Dino Dan 07:40 Dino Dan 07:50 Canimals 08:00 Canimals 08:05 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 10:30 Dinner Date 11:30 Murder, She Wrote 12:30 ITV News and Weather 12:44 ITV Central Weather 12:45 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 13:40 Charade 15:50 Midsomer Murders 17:50 Johnny English 19:25 ITV News Central 19:35 ITV News and Weather 19:50 Splash!

21:20 Take Me Out 22:35 Jonathan Ross Show 23:35 ITV News and Weather 23:49 ITV Central Weather 23:50 Bloody Sunday

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Trans World Sport 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 How I Met Your Mother 12:30 How I Met Your Mother 13:00 The Simpsons 13:35 Undercover Boss USA 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 16:55 Come Dine with Me 17:25 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:25 Come Dine with Me 19:00 Come Dine with Me 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Speed with Guy Martin 21:00 Bigfoot Files 22:00 Hostages 23:00 Priest 24:45 28 Weeks Later

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 08:40 City of Friends 08:55 Little Princess 09:05 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Bewitched 13:00 Blue Streak 14:45 Diagnosis Murder 15:45 Columbo: Make Me a Perfect Murder 17:45 Columbo: a Friend in Deed 19:40 5 News Weekend 19:45 NCIS 20:35 NCIS 21:30 NCIS 23:10 The Contract

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 The Hot Desk 07:55 Coronation Street 10:20 Emmerdale 13:45 Honey 15:35 Peter Pan 17:45 You’ve Been Framed!

18:15 You’ve Been Framed!

18:45 You’ve Been Framed!

19:50 Miss Congeniality 22:00 Quantum of Solace 24:10 The Magaluf Weekender

07:00 Ugly Betty 07:50 Charmed 08:35 Glee 09:30 The Mindy Project 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Rules of Engagement 11:30 Rules of Engagement 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Rules of Engagement 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 The Mindy Project 14:00 The Big Bang Theory 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:30 How I Met Your Mother 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 The Jump 18:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:30 How I Met Your Mother 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Tomorrow People 22:00 John Tucker Must Die 23:50 Rude Tube 24:50 The Midnight Beast

SUNDAY 2nd February

Peter Pan 15.35

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07:00 Breakfast 08:30 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Bargain Hunt 14:45 The Indian Doctor 15:30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 18:00 Songs of Praise 18:35 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:00 Fake or Fortune?

20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Call the Midwife 22:00 The Musketeers 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 A Tribute to Roger Lloyd Pack 23:35 Only Fools and Horses 24:10 Who Do You Think You Are? USA 24:50 Breaking and Entering

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 The Whip Hand 08:25 I’m All Right Jack 10:10 Countryfile 11:05 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:35 The A to Z of TV Cooking 13:20 The Good Cook 13:50 The Good Cook 14:20 Funny Girl 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:45 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 18:15 Ski Sunday 19:00 Dan Snow’s History of the Winter Olympics 20:00 Flog It! 21:00 Top Gear 22:00 Dragons’ Den 23:00 The Route Masters: Running London’s Roads 24:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 ITV News and Weather 12:24 ITV Central Weather 12:25 Inside the National Trust 13:25 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 14:25 Catchphrase 15:10 Splash!

16:40 Goldfinger 18:50 ITV News Central 19:00 ITV News and Weather 19:15 Dancing on Ice 20:45 All Star Family Fortunes 21:30 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 22:00 Mr Selfridge 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 Birds of a Feather 23:45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 24:45 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 Frasier 08:55 Frasier 09:25 The Taste 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 14:00 The Big Bang Theory 14:25 How I Met Your Mother 14:55 How I Met Your Mother 15:25 The Simpsons 15:55 The Simpsons 16:30 Eragon 18:30 Deal or No Deal 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 21:00 Scandimania 22:00 The Jump 23:30 American Football Live

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:05 Milkshake! Monkey 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 11:35 Power Rangers: Megaforce 12:00 Access 12:10 Building the London Underground 13:10 Ice Road Truckers 14:10 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 15:10 Police Interceptors 16:10 Dr Dolittle 2 17:50 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 19:55 5 News 20:00 Arachnophobia 22:00 Drag Me to Hell 23:55 The Matrix

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 08:25 Emmerdale 11:50 Coronation Street 14:20 Take Me Out 15:35 You’ve Been Framed!

16:05 Dennis 17:55 Despicable Me 19:50 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 22:00 The Magaluf Weekender 23:00 The Faculty

07:00 Switched 07:25 Ugly Betty 08:10 Charmed 08:55 Rules of Engagement 09:25 Rules of Engagement 09:55 How I Met Your Mother 10:25 How I Met Your Mother 10:55 Hollyoaks 13:30 Revenge 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 18:00 The Tomorrow People 19:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Addams Family 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 8 Out of 10 Cats

Despicable Me17.55

MONDAY 3rd February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 WPC 56 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Britain’s Great War 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Match of the Day 2 24:40 The Graham Norton Show

07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Sheriffs Are Coming 08:50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 09:20 A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 Ben & James Versus the Arabian Desert 11:05 Britain’s Empty Homes 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Coast 17:15 Lost Land of the Tiger 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Food & Drink 22:00 Horizon 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 This World

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 A Great Welsh Adventure with Griff Rhys Jones 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 DCI Banks 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Mickey Blue Eyes

07:15 The Treacle People 07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 Come Dine with Me Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 The Jump 23:30 Three Wives, One Husband 24:30 Random Acts 24:35 There’s Something about Mary

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Mystery of Natalie Wood 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Go Hard or Go Home 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Big Benefits Row 23:00 Helix 24:00 Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Mom 22:30 Dads 23:00 The Job Lot 23:30 Plebs 24:00 Fake Reaction 24:50 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Ugly Betty 07:50 Charmed 08:35 Glee 09:25 Rules of Engagement 09:55 Rules of Engagement 10:25 How I Met Your Mother 10:55 Made in Chelsea 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Made in Chelsea 17:00 The Jump 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Revenge 23:00 The Running Man

31 JAN-06 FEB 2014

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Tuesday 4th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 WPC 56 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Death in Paradise 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Richard Dimbleby Lecture 24:20 Away from Her

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Sheriffs Are Coming 08:50 Saints and Scroungers 09:20 A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 Great British Garden Revival 11:05 Britain’s Empty Homes 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Coast 17:15 Lost Land of the Jaguar 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 20:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 21:00 Children’s Emergency Rescue 22:00 Inside the Animal Mind 23:00 House of Fools 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Dragons’ Den

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 River Monsters 21:00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

22:00 Births, Deaths and Marriages 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Sports Life Stories 24:35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries

07:15 The Treacle People 07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 Come Dine with Me Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 The Taste 23:00 Secrets of the Pickpockets 24:00 The Undateables

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Mystery of Natalie Wood 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 The Big Benefits Row 20:00 The Dog Rescuers 20:30 Highland Emergency 21:00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 22:00 She’s 78, He’s 39: Age Gap Love 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:00 Body of Proof 24:55 Body of Proof

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Quantum of Solace 24:10 Tricked

07:00 Ugly Betty 07:50 Charmed 08:35 Glee 09:30 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 The Jump 18:35 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief 23:20 Rude Tube 24:20 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:50 8 Out of 10 Cats

wednesday 5th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 WPC 56 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Political Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Waterloo Road 22:00 Outnumbered 22:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Film 2014 24:35 The Matador

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Sheriffs Are Coming 08:45 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 A to Z of TV Cooking 10:00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 11:00 Rip Off Food 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Coast 17:10 Lost Land of the Jaguar 18:10 Flog It! 18:55 Party Political Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 20:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 21:00 The Restaurant Man 22:00 Royal Cousins at War 23:00 Inside No 9 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Inside the Animal Mind

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Political Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Jonathan Ross Show 24:40 The Cube

07:15 The Treacle People 07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 Come Dine with Me Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Restoration Man 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Hunted 24:00 Don’t Look Down

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Mio Mao 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 World’s 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:20 Prairie Fever 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 World’s 21:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Sherlock: The First CSI 24:00 The Big Benefits Row

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Holiday Airport: Palma 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 The Cube 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 The Magaluf Weekender 24:05 Fake Reaction 24:50 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:05 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:05 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Rude(ish) Tube 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Derren Brown: The Great Art Robbery 24:40 The Midnight Beast

thursday 6th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 WPC 56 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Pound Shop Wars 21:30 Inspector George Gently 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Sheriffs Are Coming 08:50 Saints and Scroungers 09:20 A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 Italy Unpacked 11:05 Rip Off Food 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Britain’s First Photo Album 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Coast 17:15 Lost Land of the Jaguar 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great Continental Railway Journeys 20:00 Horizon 21:00 Restoration Home One Year On 22:00 Royal Cousins at War 23:00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 This World

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Birds of a Feather 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Exposure 24:35 The Lobby

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 Come Dine with Me Down Under 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Big Ballet 23:00 Bodyshockers 24:05 My Baggy Body

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 09:55 Milkshake! Monkey 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Building the London Underground 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 McBride: The Doctor is Out, Really Out 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Winter Road Rescue 21:00 Help! I’m Snowtrapped 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 Brain Hospital: Saving Lives 24:00 CSI: NY 24:55 Access

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:30 Dinner Date 19:30 You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Big Reunion 23:00 Fake Reaction 23:50 Mom 24:15 Dads 24:45 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Rude(ish) Tube 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 The Inbetweeners 23:00 The Midnight Beast 23:35 The IT Crowd

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Life travel Medieval Maestrazco

SANT MATEU is typical of a small medieval town. Everything radiates off a central square, the Plaza Mayor or, as it is sometimes known locally, the Plaza Angel because of the angel that tops the fountain in the square.

The plaza is one of those lovely arcaded squares with little streets running off from its corners and, thankfully, still has some proper village-type shops and small cafes. The pretty 18th Century Fuente del Ángel, symbolising San Mateo Evangelista, keeps serene watch over the square, but if you want to see the original 14th Century version, minus odd bits and pieces, you will have to visit the Museo HistóricoEtnológico Municipal on Calle Historiado Betí.

Hisóriador Betí was originally the ‘posh’ part of town and has some excellent examples of the architecture of the Maestrazco from the 14th and 15th Centuries, including the Corta Nova, where the local court is now held, and the Museo.

The Museo houses a small collection of local artefacts including the originals of the Fuente del Angel and the Fuente de Santa Maira de Montesa, originally documented in 1365 and named after the Order of Montesa, a soldier-monk order, once as famous as the Knights Templar, and a model of a stately home of the 14th Century.

The tourist office is in the same building, but it really could do better.

Despite having brochures and leaflets for all sorts of places in the area all it could provide for San Mateu, probably one of the most historic towns in the region, was a miserable black and white street map with a few bits of information on the back.

Sant Mateu isn’t short of grand buildings although unfortunately most of them are closed to the public. The sheer gothic magnificence of the 16th Century Palau del Marques de Villores is worth a stroll up Calle Vols for a gander. This building is part of a number that cause me great frustration.

Over the last few years a series of exhibitions called Paisajes Sagrador – Holy Landscapes – has been touring the Valencian Community. Unbelievably vast amounts of money have been spent on restoring churches and historic buildings but, as soon as the exhibition moves on most of the buildings are closed to the public once more. A sheer waste of money, as far as I’m concerned, that such wonderful buildings shouldn’t be kept alive and open to visitors once they are restored.

Fortunately, the Convento de la Monjas Agustinas (16th-18th Century) just up the street from the Palau, like the famed Windmill club in London, never closes.

Just off the Plaza Mayor but nonetheless dominating it and the whole of San Mateu with its majestic presence, is the Iglesia Arciprestal, built by the military order San Jaun del Hospital in the 13th Century (religion could be a pretty war-like affair in those days).

The church corresponds to the type known as de conquista, churches built during the time of the fight to claim lands for Christianity and drive out the Moors. It was extended during the 14th Century when the Order of Montesa took over the town. An urn is said to contain a reliquary of Saint Clement the Martyr (although they are also said to be of an anonymous martyr but he can’t have been that anonymous if they call him Saint Clement).

San Mateu is 135km from Valencia and can be accessed on the CV1.

You can learn more about the delights of inland Valencia with Derek Workman’s ‘Inland Trips from the Costa Blanca’, a series of five e-books, each of four excursions that cover the whole of the Valencian region. For further information and immediate download from Amazon.co.uk, visit www.spainuncovered.net

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The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist Jonathan Gilchrist

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Life spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Me gusta, pero I TRUST that those of you who have been following these articles have been discovering all the new sentences you’ve been able to make, and of course going round practising them!

No doubt you’ve got into all sorts of muddles as well, but that’s a normal part of language learning, so no problem there.

First things first, before we learn anything new, let’s look at the answers to the homework. You had to translate the following sentences into English – so here they are with the answers.

pickle because they think that the “me” bit means “I”. Also they tend to mispronounce it like the English word “me” and they end up saying things like “me quiero” for I like, and “me necesito” for I need. That is totally wrong!!! We use “quiero” on its own for I want and “necesito” on its own for I need. If we wanted to add the word for “I”, this is “yo”. So you just have to accept that ME GUSTA is different from the others, and wait for the full explanation to appear later on. Glad we got that cleared up anyway!

No quiero volver a casa hoy. - I don’t want to return home today. ¿Quieres bailar conmigo? - Do you want to dance with me?

Voy a hablar con mi amigo. - I’m going to speak to my friend. ¿Vas a beber vino? - Are you going to drink wine?

No necesito comer ahora. - I don’t need to eat now. ¿Puedo aprender más? - Can I learn more?

Me gusta (it pleases me = I like) can link to a huge range of verbs just as the other expressions we learn before. So, we can say:

This week we are going to add another “first person” expression to our collection. Here it is: ME GUSTA meaning “I like”.

Now ME GUSTA works slightly differently from the other first person phrases we have learnt so far, because although we translate it as “I like”, it doesn’t strictly mean that literally.

It actually means: “it pleases me”. In a way you don’t even need to know that, but some people get themselves in a

ME GUSTA COCINAR I like cooking ME GUSTA BAILAR I like dancing ME GUSTA TRABAJAR I like working or maybe for most of us that should be: NO ME GUSTA TRABAJAR I don’t like working NO ME GUSTA BEBER I don’t like drinking Well – it takes all sorts.

Another thing that has to be said to help us poor confused English speakers – in English we use the “-ing” form of the verb with “I like” – cooking, dancing, working, drinking, but

in Spanish we don’t do this. If it helps we can think that what we are really saying is: “I like to cook”, “I like to dance” etc. So, after ME GUSTA we always use the infinitives of the verb (the forms ending in –ar, -er, or –ir) and never alter them anything else, despite how much we may be tempted to do so.

Something else we can do now is make even longer sentences with all kinds of things we already now. Here are two more words that can help us to do this: “but” which is PERO, and “also” or “as well” which is TAMBIÉN. Here is an example of the sorts of things we can do: ME GUSTA BAILAR Y ME GUSTA BEBER TAMBIÉN. I like dancing and I like drinking as well.

NECESITO DORMIR PERO VOY A TRABAJAR. I need to sleep but I’m going to work.

I think next lesson we need to widen our range of words as we’re beginning to get a bit limited, but for now here’s a couple of things you can have a go at at home. How would we say in Spanish? I like talking but I need to work.

Can I eat and drink as well?

Answers as ever next week, and lots of new verbs to look forward to! You see, you’re even looking forward to verbs now!

Life books The Dark Tower Vol. VII

Danny Collins - copydjp@gmail.com

THE VOLUME I’m reviewing is the deluxe edition. If you’ve never heard of hardback deluxe it’s used in publishing to describe the bells and whistles of the trade. A hardback deluxe edition will have a silk bookmark ribbon, be fully illustrated by a well-known artist, and feature classic artwork on the sleeve. It will be a first edition. That sounds pricey, agreed, but we’re dealing with Librería Europa in this column where proprietor Gil Gatoff will supply the whole seven volume series off the shelf in paperback. First editions are for collectors but King is worth a read in any setting so give Gil a ring and ensure classic reading at economic prices.

The Dark Tower Vol.VII is the last book in the seven volume series. The original knight/ gunslinger Roland of Gilead is nearing the end of his quest to lift the darkness that pervades the world. He is still accompanied by his faithful companions but they are split by a time warp and must come together for the final assault upon the dark forces led by the series’ villain, The ominous Man in Black who will go on to inhabit the pages of another of King’s epic masterpieces The Stand.

Undaunted Roland approaches the tower and realises that he may have to leave his scattered companions in that last dark walk. King’s The Dark Tower Volumes I - VII mirror Browning’s thirty-four versed poem Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came and it should be enough that a writer of epics such as King should choose a poem by one of England’s greatest poets on which to construct his saga. To read The Dark Tower is to salute two geniuses who lived in different lifetimes.

We are fortunate that King lives in ours.

Author: Stephen King Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton (Hardback Deluxe) Price: 40€ ISBN: 0 340 82721 1 Stars 1-10: 10. Come on, it’s King!

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Life people

Good swims for Torrevieja this weekend TORREVIEJA SWIMMERS competed in the Alicante Regional League this Saturday in the municipal pool La Nucia.

This time the Benjamin and Alevin aged swimmers had the opportunity to swim 50m and 100m freestyle, 200m Butterfly and the 4 x 100m Backstroke relay. Two of the teams’ youngest swimmers, Felica Sasso and Konstantin Murskiy, raced for the very first time in the 50m Freestyle races. This was followed by Amy Connolly and Densel Fusha in the 100m Freestyle, Amy knocking 6 seconds of her previous time.

Next to follow in the girls’ 100m Freestyle were Victoria Pigneur, Samira Lucumbi and Gabriela Pashova. Both Vicky and Samira improved on their times and were placed 6th and 7th in this event. The two older girls, Skye Burns and Paula Garcia, both had good swims in their 100m Freestyle races.

Both girls improved on previous times and Paula earning a regional qualifying time in the event.

The male swimmers of the club also swam well. Elian Del Rio Castillo gained 4th place a new personal best and regional qualifying time in his 100m

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Royal Naval Association meetings THE TORREVIEJA Branch of the Royal Naval Association meets at 5pm on the first Wednesday of each month at the Restaurant El Paraiso, Urb Jardin del Mar 3 (Behind Carrefour) Torrevieja.

For further information contact Mike Wright, Chairman, on 96 672 2895 or Secretary Margaret Forshaw: 96 692 1996.

Tigers run out of steam

Freestyle; a goal he had been working hard to attain. Then Jacob Ruiz and Georgy Murskiy also had good swims in this event, Jacob knocking 11 seconds from his previous best time.

To follow was the gruelling 200m Butterfly event, testing the older swimmers of the day. This race is one not favoured by most swimmers as it is difficult. However, the club’s swimmers did very well. Elian came 5th in the event, knocking 42 seconds off his previous time and Vicky and Paula unusually gained the same time except

for 1 hundredth of a second, both gaining regional qualifying times in this event and Vicky placed 2nd for her age.

Lastly the girls swam the 4 x 100m Backstroke relay. Starting the race was Paula followed by Skye, Samira and Vicky. The girls raced well and gained 4th place. Well done to all swimmers!

For more information regarding Torrevieja Swimming Club please contact Rosa on 665 454 126, President Felipe on 609 418 776 or Vicki on 669 637 015 or email info@clubnataciontorrevieja.com

STILL SUFFERING a little from the effects of gastronomic excess over Christmas, the Torrevieja Tigers put on a decent show last Saturday, but in the end, just ran out of steam in the last 10 minutes. In just their second season, having won their division last year, the fledging team is still looking to make their mark against much stronger and more experienced sides in the first division of the Murcian Rugby Union League.

As often happens, the match was 15 minutes too long for Tigers. In the first half, the teams took turns in adding to their scores, going in at half time19-27, however that didn’t show the equality seen on the pitch at the Nelson Mandela Stadium. Fitness and a lack of experience took its toil in the second half and Murcia eventually ran away with a number of last scores in quick succession to win 19-39.

Tigers entered this season knowing that the learning curve was not going to be easy, but each week, improvements can be seen. A special mention is due to the Peter Pan of local rugby, John Batt, who even though he may be pushing fifty, can still show some of those 20 years younger than himself, what staying fit can be all about.

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Life events

World Cancer Day at Zenia Boulevard

WORLD CANCER Day is Tuesday 4th February 2014 and to raise awareness of this special day, Maria and the Pink Ladies will be putting n another event at Zenia Boulevard for the benefit of the AECC, the Spanish cancer charity.

By Keith Nicol MARIA HAS arranged for a number of the top entertainers on the Costa Blanca to perform a live set on the centre’s stage from 12.30pm to approximately 6.00pm, headlined by Number One Chart topper, Ricky Valance.

Activities will begin with a minute’s silence to commemorate those who have lost the fight to this heinous disease; in the main area in front of the stage, followed by the live entertainment. There will also be a chance to book an early screening mammogram or cervical test for ladies and a prostate test for the gentlemen; Maria and the Pink Ladies will be on hand to take your details and book the relevant test, these tests are free although a small donation will be gratefully received to help to finance the early screening programme.

The entertainers who will be donating their time free of charge for the benefit of the AECC are as follows, Nick Gold, Dan Davy, Flamenco for all with Raquel Peña, Texas Ted, Nikki G, Ricky Valance, Johnny Lea, Ashley Tweddle, Richie Alexander, Paul Michael and the Ruth Kingsbury Dancers. Sunshine radio station will also be in attendance for the whole day providing public announcements and music to keep the day entertaining for all. All money raised on the day will be donated to the AECC to help fund their early screening program and towards research into a cure for ALL cancers. Entrance is free.

Torrevieja’s U3A continues to grow WHEN IT comes to International clubs in Torrevieja, the U3A, University of the Third Age is breaking all records, as numbers exceed the 500 mark. At their regular end of the month Monday meeting, the CMO was bursting to the seams to hear an informative and entertaining talk by Colin Harkness. Colin shared his knowledge of wine, both that grown locally and especially from the famous Rioja region. Colin is a local wine consultant, broker, restaurateur, importer, exporter, educator, writer, TV presenter and broadcaster who has been involved in the Wine Trade for over 20 years, with his only regret on the day, being that he didn’t have 600 or more samples to do a tasting on the day.

February is when the U3A hold their AGM while yours truly will be giving a talk about the role of the local media and the present and future plans for the city of Torrevieja. Anyone attending the meeting, on Monday March 31st at 10.30am, is welcome to send me any questions they may have about Torrevieja, which I will answer during the presentation. Questions should be sent to: keith@roundtownnnews.com.

You can visit up to twice a year for a visitor’s fee of 2€ per visit and if you decide to join, membership is a very reasonable 10€. Their monthly meetings are held at The CMO Building on the road behind the Carrefour Planet, Torrevieja, usually on the last Monday of the month. Unless otherwise announced on their website: www.torreviejau3a.org, meetings begin at 11:00am with access available from 10:00am.

Autumn Winter Sale now on!

Life horoscopes With much activity taking place all across the Cosmos you will start to feel that you may just have to make the changes that are necessary sooner rather than later. This comes not from a change of heart, but a renewed set of goals brings the need to express your feelings; and these are backed by a salutatory Pluto and the New Moon inspiration.

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Kenny Corris www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 Tel: 965 878 424

The balance on the scales must be quivering right now because you would be very foolish to turn down the recent offer you have received. You have changed so much and now that you are finally connecting with the inner you; magic can, and will happen, if you let it. You have nothing to lose and absolutely everything to gain by saying, “Yes!”

With Venus, governess of your opposing planet, finally turning Direct at the end of the week there is a need to celebrate in style. You have turned your back on those who are your closest supporters, and now is the time to make amends with a gift of your time and attention. You have a lot to be thankful for, and much to share all around.

Venus Directs at the end of January whilst lucky Jupiter opposes Pluto, bringing a new beginning and endless possibilities. Time is right for facing facts and making plans, especially with travel; which is strongly indicated. Your expertise and dedication are about to be rewarded, but remember that you have to take the first step.

Your intuition begs you to read between the lines right now, especially as things do not seem to be adding up the way they should. Take action if you have to, but don’t just let anyone get away with something you will live to regret.

Jupiter takes on Pluto, and your psychic energies are highly charged this week, do what you have to.

Mercury’s actions with a hesitant Pisces scuppers something that would have been wonderful, but just wasn’t to be in the current scheme of things. What follows is not to be taken as second best but a preferable alternative that will be clear in the future, but hard to get to grips with right now, when trust and commitment are so challenging.

Ceres has a dalliance with Mercury midweek and this can serve to tell you the lay of the land right now; especially since you appear to have stuck your neck out in a specific direction. Subtle changes and the resurrection of a failed project are very much the impetus you need to go it alone for a change. You are inspired and better prepared.

Someone has quite wrongly presumed something that has left you shocked and hurt. The finger of blame cannot be pointed back at you, but where there is an uncertainty it is sure that there is a story to be told. Although a few home truths need to be told all around, all this will serve to clear the air once and for all, and back you.

Mercury’s take on of Pisces allows some dreamy romantic energy to wash over you…. and not before time. The inner you is geared up to make a proposal, but something seems to be holding you back on all levels. Take responsibility for your actions because your sincerity and dedication could work for you either way right now!

The indecisions of late have left you not knowing where you stand, and it’s really time to ascertain what your priorities lie, and with whom. The opportunity has arisen to make a fresh start, and this has to be viewed as moving on, not in any way is it running away. Yes, you need time, but don’t, whatever you do, cut off your nose to spite your face.

The New Moon brings with it the wind of change, and not before time since you have to better know just what to expect in the near future. Making a compromise just isn’t your way of working, but something, somehow has got to give if there is to be a silver lining to the darkest clouds that surround you right now. Promote the peace you seek for all.

Mercury gives you the chance to get those inner feelings out and to tell everyone that you are open for business and ready to roll, once again. Taking responsibility and being decisive when you have been shrouded by doubt for some time, is the way forward and should be your inspiration.

Ceres acts positively to show you the way!

If it’s your birthday this week

Listen to your innermost energies, and then make a decision that both rewards you and opens doors to your talent and your enthusiasm. Tried and tested energies are more than enough to rely on if you feel that the time is right, but, then, only you can say this!!

Angel I HAVE had a number of emails and calls lately, and it seems as if everyone is in agreement that we should be responsible for the animals and plants in this World, and to check that they get the very best of care under the circumstances. If we were to lose Nature, and the urbanisation of the World drives Nature away, then we would be very sorry. Thank you for the stories of rescuing animals and the loving care you readers are giving to those who depend on us for their survival at this time.

Sometime ago I won a prize writing the following short story, and I thought that I

would share it with you all: He stood in front of the grave, his lip quivering in the start of the Autumnal chill, his arms full of white lilies. He was so bereft of his full senses. He took the blame for what had happened, and in overwhelming grief, tears registered, and fell on the gravel beneath his feet. Over and over in his mind he ran the events of that night. The other car had strayed into his path, and he mused that he could have braked harder, swerved quicker, responded more rapidly. He had scooped the lifeless body into his bruised arms and had prayed to turn back time as he went for help. It all happened so fast. He knew in a heartbeat that she would die, and he took the responsibility fully; breaking the news the way he had to and remembering the sheer joy of her life and her vitality. Trying to remember their life together, he recalled

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 51.

Quick or Cryptic Crossword

ACROSS 1. Valuation (9) 8. Scull (3) 9. Ban (11) 11. Implore (7) 12. Join (5) 13. Untouched (6) 15. Feel indignant (6) 17. Chop small (5) 18. Ship’s crew (7) 20. Unseemliness (11) 22. Tavern (3) 23. Elastic (9) DOWN 2. Equality (3) 3. Ascend (5) 4. Evasive (6) 5. Spare time (7) 6. Thoughtful (11) 7. Soon (9) 10. Unpaid (11) 11. Obscure (9) 14. Less expensive (7) 16. Transverse (6) 19. Ethical (5) 21. Cask (3)

that they had been through good times, and bad, for richer and poorer, and in sickness and health. They had travelled the World, but he had been so very happy in front of the fire at home, tucked up on the sofa, or walking in the wood on a Sunday afternoon; waiting under a tree for the rain to stop. She had stolen food from his plate, he had laughed about it, and they both had a passion for ice cream and birthday cake, and really cold milk.

Nothing would be the same now, as he left the cemetery he stopped to look at the names on the graves all around. Each bore tribute to a faithful and loving partnership, now ended.

Fighting tears, he walked towards the car.

Tonight he would sleep alone in that big bed, and not wake to her kisses.

He paused to look at the inscription on the medallion he held so tightly in his right hand and it spelt out her name: ANGEL. She

ACROSS 1. See 8 Across 8 & 1 Across. What it holds will be of striking significance (3,2,7) 9. Approaching and proving an attraction not far away (7,4) 11. The performer may point out resemblances, we hear (7) 12. Sounds like money - the whereabouts of this will not be disclosed (5) 13. Stages in the tournament completed by golfers (6) 15. The girl is happy with the beginnings of your speech (6) 17. Special celebration to seek to remove ill-feeling (5) 18. One can get carried along by a book of collected works (7) 20. An opposite piece at the end of the shop-fitting (11) 22. Field supplying endless metal (3) 23. Administrators will revise the means test (9) DOWN 2. Air corps rises a considerable distance away (3) 3. Time-worn tea ceremony (5) 4. Use temporarily, one hears, at an increased price (6) 5. This will provide a typed copy for a variety of clients (7) 6. A word to conjure with! (11) 7. Gives vent to one’s thoughts on trains (9) 10. Is it akin to a mail-van? (8,3) 11. This provides the basis for making deals (4-5) 14. Diversions by five hundred different routes (7) 16. Left one with a Shakespearean heroine (6) 19. One who goes to bed when working (5) 21. Harry Evans will provide the whisky (3)

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was the most faithful and wonderful friend he would ever have, and despite what some people said, he knew that she was in Heaven, wagging her tail!

I dedicate this to anyone who has ever lost such a faithful friend, because they will know what it feels like to lose such love. The competition I entered wanted a short story that had a twist in the last sentence. I wrote one that had a twist solely in the very last word.

Over the years I have been told my so many that animals do not have a soul, and I believe very strongly that they survive in the Spirit World. Readings have brought through numerous cats and dogs, even a snake, and this evidence of survival energy proves that not only do our loved pets have a soul, but it is a strong soul calling out to the World, saying thank you for such a wonderful Earthly life; full of tender love, and care.

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Life health

Michael Burke

RHAD MSHAA of Digital Hearing

Hearing aid CROS systems SOME PEOPLE who experience hearing difficulties are found to have good hearing in one ear and very poor or no hearing at all in the other ear.

SINGLE-SIDED HEARING LOSS IN THIS situation it is of no value to fit a hearing aid to the good ear as it does not need it and it is of no value fitting a hearing aid to the bad ear because it is beyond help.

In these circumstances overall hearing and awareness can be improved by use of a CROS system (contralateral routing of signal).

In such a system two devices are worn: The one in the bad ear is not a hearing aid as such, it is a radio microphone and the one in the good ear does not amplify sound but receives it from the radio microphone in the other ear. Using this system wearers can now hear sounds from both sides equally well through the good ear.

Other people may suffer a degree of hearing loss in the better ear. In this case the device in the better ear is actually a

hearing aid set to rectify that ear’s loss at the same time as receiving the signal from the bad side. An advantage of such a system is that the hearing aid in the better ear can be programmed via a push-button or remote control to act on its own or to act as a CROS system according to the environment that the user is in.

People using these systems benefit from greater 360-degree hearing: however, they take a lot of getting used to – up to six months or more to adapt. With the signal coming into one ear, the wearer will automatically look to that side if a sound is heard (e.g. a car coming) but the sound may be from the other side. It can take a lot of getting used to but once conquered wearers find it of great benefit, as it gives them all-round contact with the world, proving a

feeling of security and confidence.

These systems are not be confused with a device known as a power CROS. A power CROS is worn by someone who has good hearing in one ear but the other ear is so bad that when they attempt to wear an aid of sufficient power to restore hearing in that ear they experience whistling or feedback.

(Feedback happens when the amplified sound

being fed into the ear canal leaks out, is detected by the microphone on the hearing aid and then re-amplified and made even louder.)

With a power CROS the microphone is situated on the other side of the head behind the good ear, far enough away from the bad ear to avoid feedback whilst giving maximum power. However the same sound localisation problems apply, only in reverse.

If you have any question’s about this week’s topic, email digitalhearing@hotmail.co.uk or contact Michael Burke at Digital Hearing, Quesada Business Centre, Calle Los Arcos 7, Quesada: Tel 698 418 642.

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Griddled pork with quick pineapple chutney THAT OLD favourite, gammon and pineapple was the inspiration for this recipe. I used pork fillet here but gammon or pork loin would do just as well. A ribbed griddle pan gives a seared pattern to the cooked meat, but you could use an ordinary frying pan instead, or why not cook the meat on the barbecue?

• 1 pork tenderloin (about 350g) cut into 1cm slices • 1 thick slice of fresh pineapple, peeled, cored and diced • 1 small onion, roughly chopped • A 2cm piece of fresh ginger, peeled and finely chopped • ¼ of a small red chilli, thinly sliced (or a pinch of chilli flakes) • 2 tsps honey • 1 tbls balsamic vinegar • Olive oil • Salt and pepper 1.First make the chutney. Heat a little oil in a small saucepan and gently fry the chopped onion and ginger until just soft. Add the chopped pineapple and chilli and cook for a further 3-4 minutes over moderate heat. Add the honey and balsamic vinegar and continue to cook until the mixture begins to go sticky. Add a little water if the chutney is too dry. Set aside.

2. Season the sliced pork with salt and pepper. Heat a little oil in the griddle pan until very hot then add the pork and cook for 2-3 minutes on each side.

Gently re-heat the chutney and spoon over the cooked pork.

Serves 2, Preparation time: 10 minutes, Cooking time: 20 minutes.

If you have a recipe you would like to share email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

Hondón Valley Branch of The Royal British Legion THE BRANCH Christmas Party was held in Hondón de las Nieves. Following an “American Supper” with tables groaning with food, member Tony Brown entertained everyone with two cameo roles including the “Patagonian Eagle” that had a tendency to moult! much to the hilarity of the audience. Wendy and Tony organised a quick quiz and party games – pass the parcel being particularly popular. During the evening the Poppy Appeal total for 2013 was announced. The Branch had raised 8036.28€ a superb amount and thanks went to all those who had helped raise money for the Charity.

The Branch meets on the third Tuesday of each month at Monte Alto Restaurante, Hondón de las Nieves at 7 p.m. for 7.30 p.m. start. We have a full list of activities for 2014 available on our website: www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/hondon-valley. Anyone wishing for more information, please contact the Secretary on 650 896 923 or email secretary.hondonvalley3577@gmail.com The photo shows Member of the Committee and members revealing the total.

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Life people

Cultural visit to the Ricote Valley THE MULTICULTURAL Conversation Swap classes run by Conexia (the non-profit making organisation which was the brainchild of the Language School of San Javier) has organised another cultural trip, this time to the three villages of Archena, Cieza and Blanca in Ricote Valley on Saturday 15th February.

This trip will include a guided tour on foot through Archena, visiting the Church, Town Hall and the Esparto (grass) museum. Carrying on from there is Cieza and the abyss-cave of Serreta, Heritage of Humanity since 1998 which also houses a shrine of cave painting, a Neolithic homestead and a late Roman settlement.

Onward to Blanca, with lunch (included) followed by a tour through the village and a visit to the Museum of Water and Light.

The trip will leave San Javier Parque Almansa at 8.30am, arriving back at San

The river Segura which passes through Archena

Javier at approximately 7pm.

The price of tickets for this visit is 19€ for members and 24€ for non-members: all are welcome although early booking is advised as places are limited.

Conexia promotes multicultural understanding amongst all its members, and there are Conversation Swap classes in Spanish/English, Spanish/ German, Spanish/French and Spanish/

Italian in San Javier, Roda, Torre de la Horadada, El Algar, Lo Pagan, Fuente Alamo, Santiago de la Ribera, Casas Blancas, and Los Narejos. Leading the Groups are native speakers who are there to help.

To book and for directions or more information please contact: conexiaeoisjinfo@gmail.com or conexiaeoisj.blogspot.com

Lions Club news

THE LIONS Club would like to extend a big thank you to everyone who took part in various events in 2013 to support the Lions Club and help them continue to help the community.

Food was donated to Cruz Roja for distribution to local families in need and in addition the Lions have been able to help fund other worthy causes.

FUTURE EVENTS 15th February is Lions International UN day, awarded to Lions Clubs International (LCIF) in honour of its humanitarian work worldwide: LCIF are the only NGO to be awarded this honour. Further information will be available shortly.

West Side Story is at the Municipal Theatre Torrevieja on 22nd February: The Lions have arranged a coach to see this performance by the Footlights Youth Theatre.

25€ includes entry to the performance. The coach leaves Mazarron Puerto at 3.45pm. Tickets are sold for reserved seats, so payment upon booking only: contact Lion Diane on 618 958 816 or Lion Andrew on 652 087 689 or email lionandrew.brown55@gmail.com If lines are busy please leave a message or text. Barrington in aid of fundraising for the Leo Lions Club (young Lions) at Mariano’s on Camposol A on 28th March. To book contact Lion Gina on 654 874 563, entry 5€. We all know the quality performance the Barrington gives, with a wide range of music and a great show: book early to reserve tables.

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THIS UNIQUE Typical Spanish Arrocería, located in a very privileged place along the N322.You can enjoy see view from the bar terrace and there is also a peaceful garden where you can see the elaboration of paellas and grilled meats in its large barbecue area. We are specialist in Rice cooked on The Wood of The Wine.Giving a very special taste in our different types of paella served directly in the pan with a thin layer of thickness. All that in a modern decorated place where we cater for groups and all types of celebrations. In this beautiful surroundings we have every Thursday Flamenco show at 8pm;Friday and Saturday Live music where you can dance or just listen to music. A unique place to spend a emorable experience of Spanish Life.

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This excellent take-away owned by a French Chef since 2003 combined the taste of French and Italian cuisine.You can find delicious homemade cakes,fine pastry Italian pizza to suite all taste, salads and lasagne.

All served in a warm and friendly atmosphere.

We cater for groups and special occasions too like birthday parties!

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Life tech What is an IP Printer problems address? with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

HI AUNTY: Can you please explain to me what is an IP address is and how important it is? I keep getting a window saying that: “Another computer on this network has the same IP address as this computer.

Contact your network administrator for help in resolving this issue. More details are available in the windows events log.” I use only a dongle Wifi in my home and do not share a network. Is it something I should be worried about? Thanks, Ken. Aunty says: An IP address is a number given to a device (PC, laptop, tablet, satellite receiver) that is connected to your network / internet router. Each device on that network is given its own unique IP address.

Conflicts arise when two devices are given the same IP address. A reboot (of both the PC and router you are using) will typically fix the problem, unless both devices have their IP set to a static address.

HI AUNTY: I have purchased a new laptop Windows 8 and I am having trouble trying to connect it to my printer. The printer is a Dell AIO 924 and it does not appear in the list of printers in the printer installer: I do not have the driver disk. Hope you can

Aunty says: There are conflicting stories as to whether this printer is compatible with Windows 8 or not. But I found this advice on the Dell website: 1. Disconnect the printer 2. Restart your computer 3. Download the Vista 32-bit drivers for Windows 8 32-bit or the Vista 64-bit drivers for Windows 8 64-bit. http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/04/DriverDetails?driverId=R148156 http://www.dell.com/support/drivers/us/en/04/DriverDetails?driverId=R148157 4. Install the Vista drivers in the Vista Compatibility mode (Right click on the drivers file you have downloaded, left click on properties and left click compatibility. Change the compatibility to match the drivers/software that you are trying to install (if the drivers/software is Vista, then try using Vista SP2). Then right click on the drivers, left click run as administrator) 5. You’ll get a message, ‘the printer is not connected’. Connect the printer at this time (powered on).

Response: Hi. Using your advice I have just downloaded the printer driver from Dell, the driver downloaded itself without much help from me and the printer works okay now. Many thanks.

Antivirus programmes DEAR AUNTY: Please could you help me as I have just been given a new laptop for Christmas and my wife has a new Galaxy tablet. The laptop has Windows 8.1 which is telling me I do not need any further antivirus programmes as it is included in Windows.

Can you please let me have your opinion on this? Also, which would be the best free antivirus programme to install on the Galaxy tab? Many thanks, Eric Aunty says: Windows 8 comes with its own Antivirus software - Windows Defender.

But you can always install another should you wish - there are free and subscription ones available, from AVG, Avast, Nortons, Panda, Kaspersky to name a few.

Usually you should not need an antivirus on a tablet, due to how they operate.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Binatone Big Button GSM Mobile Phone THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Binatone SM400 Big Button Unlocked GSM Mobile Phone.

With the advent of the modern smartphone came a small device with enough functionality packed in that it seemed to be more complicated than a Cray supercomputer, and anyone trying to use it needed a degree in Computer Science. That’s all good if you happen to be socially-connected, geo-located and permanently online 24/7…

But what if you came from a generation where a mobile phone was a phone and not much else?

What if you want something that is easy to use with big buttons and a clear display, is loud, has an emergency call function and has a nice handy charger station?

The Binatone Big Button GSM Mobile Phone presses all the right buttons. If your sight is not as good as it once was the large buttons make for easy navigation and dialling and a 2-inch display with large print aids readability. Easy to use menus also cut down on complication.

The mobile phone also features talking numbers so you can hear the numbers that are being dialled, while the torch function with switch is a handy add-on. The Binatone fits neatly into a desktop charger and has an extra-loud speakerphone function. It is also hearing aid-compatible, ensuring no interference or whistling when being used with a hearing aid.

For convenience the mobile phone has three direct-dial memories for easy access to your most often called numbers.

And for peace of mind the Binatone also features an emergency SOS button which stores five important numbers that can be simply and quickly called in an emergency. Once the SOS button is pressed, the stored numbers are called in turn until one of them answers. If the answering number is a mobile phone, a confirmation text is also sent.

The Binatone Big Button Mobile Phone is unlocked (Sim-Free) which means you can install your Sim card from any operator, in any country with compatible dual-band networks (excluding the 3 network in UK) and off you go! The mobile phone also has a built-in camera and a 300-name and number phonebook. It can hold up to 100 SMS text messages, and has a battery life of up to 180 hours on standby and 4 hours of talk time.

The Inspectors Verdict: The Binatone Big Button Mobile Phone is perfect for anyone who would struggle using a conventional mobile/ smartphone and who wants the security of an SOS function should help be needed.

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound.co.uk/ binatone-big-button-phone to purchase the Binatone SM400 Big Button Unlocked GSM Mobile Phone for 44€. Please note the charger base has a UK plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Crossword Solutions for 745 Cryptic solutions Across: 7 Tithes; 8 Memoir; 10 Colonel; 11 Paris; 12 Ewer; 13 Usury; 17 Green; 18 Bill; 22 Tramp; 23 Outlast; 24 Accord; 25 Muscle.

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

A New Year Revolution

JUST A few weeks into 2014 and by now most of those New Year resolutions have been consigned to the archive cupboard in readiness for the next New Year.

UNFORTUNATELY WE will probably also consign the same old excuses along with them.

What about those resolutions you made 12 months ago. How long was it before they fell by the wayside? Did you make the same ones again this year?

If they relate to your golf game then maybe some support is required.

ATTAINABLE GOALS Did you plan to get your handicap down to single figures? If you started from 10 to 12 then that is a good resolution but if you were in the 20s then maybe you were setting your target too high.

So the first piece of advice is to make any objective, one that you can reasonably hope to attain. Otherwise you run the risk of becoming demoralised very early into the process and abandoning your efforts.

You should also have a plan on how you intend to reach your goal.

Moving a handicap down should be seen as a gradual process and one that is sustainable, so think in terms of 10 to 15% and don’t be disheartened when the improvement isn’t instantaneous. If your handicap is 18 this means working on your game to move it down to 17 by the end of June and down to 16 by December.

Accept the fact that practice may not make perfect and you may need some professional help.

One hour spent on the golf simulator in the Campbell Lamont centre in Ondara will demonstrate the areas of your game that may need particular attention. If that is not possible then do at least have an initial session with a professional coach. This first step will ensure that you focus your efforts in the area that is most likely to show improvement and thereby provide encouragement to continue the process.

DEFINABLE Your resolution should be one that can be simply defined and measurable.

Saying in January that you want to play better golf is easy to describe but difficult to measure. So start by specifying and writing down the overall objective and then give some thought to the milestones.

When you have a round that is close to or under your handicap spend a few minutes thinking it through and determining where you made improvements that helped keep your score down. What did you do that was different from previous rounds?

Straighter drives off the tee? More accurate short game? Fewer putts?

So keep the card and attach a few words on what made the difference then hold onto that card and check it before your next round. Reviewing it will fill you with positivity which you can then build on and before long you will be collecting a second card.

Head 2 Head Tony M - I regret not playing golf when I was younger.

Campbell - It is true that the earlier you start playing any sport the better chance you have of being proficient in it.

Tony M - I remember some friends in my senior school in Scotland arriving with bags of clubs and at that time I couldn’t understand the attraction. I was heavily into rock music and swinging a stick at a ball and then walking after it didn’t appeal to me.

Campbell - Well that is a bit of a surprise.

Tony M - What was? That I wasn’t interested in Golf when I was a youngster.

Campbell - No. That you went to a senior school.

Tony M - Hm! I will just take a few minutes to come back with an instant response.

Campbell Burns up the course!!

JANUARY 25TH is a notable date in every golf calendar in the UK and especially so in those of the Ex-Pat community.

Why is that? It is Burns Night and that means bornagain Scotsmen, loads of tartan, generous helpings of haggis and a good supply of Scotch whisky.

That was certainly the case at La Sella on Sunday afternoon when everyone was greeted by a piper in full highland regalia serenading the entire golf course with the perennial refrains of ‘Scotland the Brave’ and the ‘Skye Boat Song’.

Over 100 keen golfers participated in the event which, once again this year, was heavily over-subscribed and they were impatient for the shot gun that announced the 12.30 start.

Weather conditions were perfect and the greenkeepers of La Sella had presented the course in the very best condition, so there could be no excuses for not performing well.

Following some excellent golf, the clubhouse then became the venue for a traditional Burns style dinner.

Accompanied by the piper, Campbell Lamont and Ian Johnston paraded the haggis round the dining tables already festooned with bottles of McCallan Amber.

The age old Robert Burns “Address to the Haggis” was delivered with typical enthusiasm and the rest of the festivities commenced.

It is a strange phenomenon that occurs every year, with each year being more popular than the one before and it is also one that is demonstrably universal as it embraces all nationalities and not merely those with Scots blood.

Who won? Team “Spotty Dog” - Debbie Askew, Rob Park, Keith Baddeley and Mike Wilson won the major competition. They were presented with prizes and applauded by everyone but on a day of such immense camaraderie there were many winners.

Life road test

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Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Skoda Roomster Scout ROOM IS a necessity for families.

You don’t appreciate this until you become a parent. Thankfully, Skoda realises this and its Roomster, which reminds me of a Pope mobile thanks to the styling at the rear, has bags of space (up to a cavernous 1,780 litres – quite something for a small MPV). Its seats have 20 configurations so that no matter what you’re transporting the optimum amount of room can be utilised. For instance, if bicycles are being carried then perhaps one of the rear seats might be removed but if rubbish is being taken to the tip then the whole lot can be taken out.

Usually I have to make an exploratory trip to every vehicle I test before daring to show it our enormous tandem pushchair but I don’t bother with the Skoda. On lifting the large hatch it fits perfectly with room to spare. In fact there is almost enough room for some shopping… but more about that later...

What I love about Skodas is that they always feel well built and robust. The Roomster Scout is no different. Once behind the wheel you quickly forget its shape. “There’s so much light inside due to the particularly large rear windows,” my wife Caroline notes. They are larger than the square edged front ones, which remind me of those on an old Saab 900 as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz.

There’s a five speed manual gearbox but no engine stop/start and yet the 1.6-litre diesel

engine will return a very respectable 60mpg. Just as well because it has a demanding weekend ahead. On the Saturday we take it to the north of Hampshire to visit some art exhibitions and as ever time is imperative. Quickly I get used to the driving position, which is slightly higher than in a standard car making it good for overtaking and providing an added sense of security.

I forget to put the child locks on the rear doors and as we are making good progress down the outside lane of the accident blighted M3 a red sign depicting the vehicle suddenly appears on the dashboard – Harriett has tried opening her door.

Fortunately I’m able to travel from the outside to the inside lane fairly swiftly to park on the hard shoulder and rectify my mistake. Hot and flustered I am grateful for the air conditioning, which is certainly effective.

The driver’s seat seems comfortable enough but extra padding in the lower lumbar region would be beneficial.

I like the layout of the dash in this Scout version which is fairly simple and easy to navigate. The leather

steering wheel, gearknob and handbrake give a welcome feeling of luxury.

New price: 11,919€ - 19,323€ FACTS AT A GLANCE Top speed: 112mph 0-60mph: 11.5secs Economy: 60.1mpg Power: 105bhp Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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Extensive references. All work guaranteed.

TEL: 966 774 199 / 678 080 500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE WITHIN THE LOCAL AREA

Torrevieja and surrounding areas plus Costa Calida

UK-SPAINIRELAND All European Destinations Removals with the personal touch.

Full/part loads. Parcels, flat packs, luggage, door to door service, Storage available, pets transported

Phone 965 696 750 • 0044 (0) 744 791 8589 email: chrisyounge73979@aol.com

STORAGE FROM 5€ PER WEEK

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YOUR BLINDS IN SPAIN Family run business supplying the best quality products at rock bottom prices. Rose Fabrics, Railux designer Roller blinds, Awnings & Canopies, Venetian Blinds, Pleated Blinds, PVC Blackout fabrics, Rainforest Fabrics, Mosquito Screens. Contact us now for a free no obligation quotation or visit us at Zoco Market every Sunday. Tel: 965 701 984 / 658 338 123. Website: www.yourblindsinspain.com Email: info@yourblindsinspain.com

COSTA BLANCA PET TRANSPORT TO UK DEFRA registered. Excellent rates. www.costablancadoghoming.com or call 965 698 052 APAD (ANIMAL) CHARITY SHOP Calle San Antonio 1, Jalon. Open 9.30/1.00 Mon- Sat. Stock needed - clothes, toys, misc. For more info. Tel: Jane 680717118 ALSTRAYS TRANSPORT SERVICES Monthly cat and dog transports between Spain, France, Germany, Holland, Belgium and the UK. DEFA certificate and license. www.alstrays. com. Tel: 676 653 681

PROTECTAPET Spains leading pet insurance provider. www.protectapet.eu tel: 965 756 371 SMALL DOGS CARED FOR IN OUR OWN HOME So if you need to go away on holiday but don’t want your dog to go into kennels then we will look after them. References available. Tel: 965843781 Mob: 622514980 (Altea area - Costa Blanca North) TRANS-PET We do regular, door-to-door journeys between the Costa Blanca and the UK.Our aim is to provide a professional, caring service for your pets.Boarding facilities for Cats and Dogs. This may be for an overnight stay or of longer durations.Tel:600-552-030/ 965-960-658 www.trans-pet.co.uk

PET TRANSPORT we treat your pet as if they belong to us and that is our promise. Van fully air conditioned we believe we have the best rates so give Joe a call on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 for a chat or e mail pawspetttransport@gmail.com

BORN IN 2010 someone had cut poor Apollo’s vocal chords before abandoning him. He is a lovely dog and despite his experience, he is very friendly with people and other dogs, but sadly he has been living in the APAH kennels for some time now. Can you offer him a loving home? To meet Apollo please contact Yvonne on 630 422 563.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helpline, South 625 912 078, North 648 169 045. www.aa-costablanca.org

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

MR FIXIT (No Call Out Charge) 698 320 434

STRUCTURAL SURVEYS Mark Paddon BSc Hons. MCIOB. CAAT. Property buyer’s surveys and expert defects diagnosis.

962807247 - 653733066 www.surveyorscostablanca.com

PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE for your home or business at a fair price. References available.

(Altea area) Tel: 965843781 or 622514980

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built.

Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

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TAPPY TOES DANCE CLASS FOR BABIES from 18 months, at 4kwatro in Albir, 11am, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information.

LADIES DANCEFIT WITH L.A DANCE at 4kwatro in Albir, Mondays at 7.30pm, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information LA BAMBA’S - BALLROOM / LATIN / SEQUENCE DANCING Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm 10.30pm [SEQUENCE CLASS 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - SOCIAL DANCE 7.30pm - 10.30pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class [Starting 8th January 2014] 2pm -3pm Intermediate Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Plus Class 4pm - 5pm For more information contact Andrea and Brian 616 478 157 FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at Villamar Campsite in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols! Call Louise on 655-781-068 for more information!

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REPAIRS Washing machines, Dishwashers & Dryers. Also Boilers and any electrical problems. 24hours. Cheap prices Tel 626 805 709 MR FIXIT FOR ALL YOUR ELECTRICAL, PLUMBING, GENERAL & Appliance Repairs.

No Callout Charge. 698 320 434

colin@artemisfunding.com GENUINELY AMBITIOUS? BUILD AN UNLIMITED INCOME FOR JUST £99 WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, PHONE SUZANNE ON..... 627371731 ARE YOU AN EXPERIENCED CARER? ? Join our team of carers who work in the UK. Earn from £868 - £1330 for 2 weeks.

Good written/spoken English, British or EU Passport required.

Contact Sandra on 658 965 204 or email s.field@consultuscare.com.

SALES STAFF REQUIRED for fabulous glossy magazine and radio sales combined. Must have experience in sales and have own vehicle. Spanish speaking an advantage. Good commissions and telephone provided. Contact 965 997 222 for interview.

SOS INSURANCE www.sosinsuranceinspain.com Best prices available. CALL US FIRST for all your insurance needs, including best deals on Funeral plans.

Buildings and contents cover from just 98 euros per year. Tel 966787123 / 686116297

MAKE MONEY With the Stem Cell Anti-Aging Company www. lookyoungersecrets.com Tel: 676 520 599 CARE4YOU IN SPAIN is the leading Health Care provider in Costa Blanca and Costa Calida area. We are looking for fully qualified SRN and SEN nurses to work in Torrevieja and surrounding areas. Contact care4you 96 819 8590

NEED MORE MONEY?... Start 2014 by being part of an international sports trading club which has been running successfully here in Spain for over 3 years.

Full and part-time opportunities available. No experience necessary as full training provided.

The business offers “tax free” returns to members which has averaged 5-10% a month since launch in 2011. Also, earn generous commissions in our referral program. OTE £50,000 pa.

Contact Colin Harris today on 00 44 7971 511934 or

DO YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AT HOME? I can help you at home with light duties, cleaning, cooking, housework, shopping etc as a carer. References available. Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi area. Call Trisha for more information on 622 514 980 or 965 843 781

31 JAN-06 FEB 2014 ADVISORY SERVICE Need advice on making a will, buying or selling property, tax, resident or non resident, starting a business in spain, we can talk you through and give you the best advice and help you settle in spain. (Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 610 634 506

MJB MOBILE WELDERS Gates, grills, hinges etc., repaired or new. No job too small.

Fast service. Low prices. Free Quotes. Call Terry: 966 845 414 / 625 995 470 WANTED I BUY ANY CAR van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

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PROBLEMS WITH INSECTS? Cockroaches, rats & mice. Call 626 828 974 All insects

AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S on our website you choose from over 95 different paintings, 64 different mirrors, 23 carpets, etc: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Several very high quality dining sets and bedroom suites. See more than 950 photos on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Washing machines, large 2-door fridge, upright tumble drier. Beer pump from a Pub, Golf clubs & lots more: www.michaels-javea.com

WANT TO DRIVE your LHD car to the UK and sell it when you get there? Call 658 670 777

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

ADVICE WITH THE SPANISH SYSTEM Whatever you need to integrate into the spanish system, we can help you. NIE, residencia, empadronamiento, car import transfer, driving license transfer, schools, doctors, social security.(Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 619 269 408 email: pammcmurchie@hotmail.com

MR FIXIT For all your electrical, plumbing, general & appliance & boiler repairs. No Call out charge. 698 320 434

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SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE from Oliva Nova to Gandia and inland. Call Paul 678 308 107 POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired.

Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, conscientious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 18 years experience. 10 years served on the Costa Blanca.

Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE. SEE MAIN ADVERT ON FRONT PAGE OF CLASSIFIEDS Why go to the shop? When we come to you saving you time and money!

SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years.

We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

gardens with ample seating areas and large sun terrace off the main bedroom with far reaching mountain views. most furniture and all white goods included. excellent condition with air-con and radiators thoughout. 164,950 euros. tel 96 671 2270

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FOR SALE LARGE DETACHED VILLA 5 bedrooms, 1 bedroom is en suit, 2 bathrooms, 2 lounges 2 kitchens, 8x4 metre pool, 9km from Gandia beach, 169,000€ 96 250 8052 URBANISATION PANORAMA La Nucia. 2 Bedroom (1 en suite), 1 shower room, large kitchen and hall, large underbuild, 1000m plot, garage/parkiing for 5/6 cars. 130.000€ fully furnished. Call 96 687 3547 or 626 926 540

REPUTABLE MARRIED COUPLE available to house sit July and August any Costa’s own transport References Supplied. mikeandpatw@msn.com phone 96 583 6232

FLAT SHARE OLD TOWN BENIDORM Mature lady has 2 bedroom flat to share in Old Town Benidorm. Double room, shared lounge, shared kitchen. Internet and all bills included. 275€ per month. Suit mature person, male or female. Call 619 236 428 for more information

BENIMAR ROJALES detached 2/3 bedroom- 2 bathroom villa with private 8/4 pool. loungediningroom-separate kitchen with utility area. well established

THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN BETTER also Kamagra and weekenders. Call Derek 685 207 378 FEMALES AND COUPLES REQUIRED aged 30-70 for adult modelling. No single males.

Good rates. 966 182 714 SOPHIE ESCORT Slim elegant naughty lady. Hotel/home visit available. Tel:693 357 526

SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Spanish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property sale proceeds back to the UK. Call Moneycorp +34 902 887 243 and quote RTN to get more out of your money.

ASHLEY- 29 ENGLISH/MIXED RACE- Absolutley stunnning, near Torrevieja Hospital, 665 883 576 GENERIC VIAGRA EXCLUSIVE First time in Spain 120mgs. Also Kamagra 100mgs, Generic Cialis 20mgs, and jellies. Local and Nationwide service. Pay on Delivery. www.costablues.com or phone Colin 680 878 735 SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour

before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking.

Drinks invitation. Feeling alone?

Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street:

ROADRUNNER TRANSPORTS & REMOVALS SPAIN-UKSPAIN (Monthly Trips) Van leaving Spain end January and leaving UK early February.

Door to door service. Fully Insured. Tel. 633 933 391 email: spainukremovals1@gmail.com www.roadrunnertransports.com

Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118

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VAN LEAVING FOR THE UK/ SPAIN EVERY 2 WEEKS great rates please contact Joe on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 or civic1235@msn.com

JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA

HOT TUBS, SPAS, JACUZZIS Quality spas at factory Prices.

Also spares, filters and Repairs.

Used and ex-display spas available. We part ex and buy spas, best prices in Spain. Established 12 years Eurospas 650 722 905

I BUY RECORDS LP’S SINGLES AND CD’s ANY STYLE, JAZZ, BLUES, POP, PUNK, ROCK, ETC... TOP CASH PAID. 622 750 117 TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Bric-a-brac into Cash. Anything! Anywhere!

965-319-220/663-012-541

DON’T WORRY ABOUT LOSING YOUR TV CHANNELS Free UK TV, Free Movies, Free Sports, Free Catch-up, Free Adult NO MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION! For more information visit: www.costasmarttv. com or call Tel: 657 766 341