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Repossession blunder SHOCKED ENGLISH couple Richard and Katrina Etherington arrived on holiday to find their Costa Blanca home had fallen victim to a case of mistaken identity – and repossessed by a bank in error.

by Jack Troughton

Alberto Garre

New president of the Government of Murcia The fifth president of the autonomous government of Murcia was officially invested on Wednesday. Alberto Garre had an absolute majority, thanks to the votes of the 33 members of his party, the Partido Popular.

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They arrived in La Nucia for a two week break on 27th March to find the locks had been changed, a bank ‘for sale’ placard outside – and all the contents cleared out.

It is understood the mistake occurred in a Villajoyosa courtroom where Solvia – a real estate arm of a Spanish bank – had obtained an order to take back a property in the town.

Unfortunately, it was the address of the Etherington’s home that was somehow included in the papers and a catalogue of errors was compounded with the seizure of personal possessions left in the villa by the Brighton couple.

The couple arrived “trembling” at the offices of

Express Legal Cafe Solicitors in La Nucia in a bid to discover what happened.

And the legal firm’s Sandra Wolfe explained: “Obviously they were incredibly upset. They arrived on holiday in La Nucia, went to their property and found they could not get in because the locks had been changed and saw the bank’s placard outside.

“They felt they had been raped because someone had invaded their private space. Just imagine the scene, they were incredibly emotional.”

The couple discovered furniture, electrical and domestic goods, even bathroom fixtures had been taken - along with clothing and personal possessions such as photographs and ornaments. “There are certain things of great sentimental value.”

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Community unites over animal cruelty

Seven month old kitten Oso

by Keith Nicol A ROJALES resident was sickened to her core this week, when she discovered the mutilated body of her pet kitten, seven-month-old ‘Oso’, had been dumped on her doorstep. Oso had been mutilated, disfigured and killed with the equivalent of a garden hoe, slicing off the kitten’s feet and cutting its throat, before being unceremoniously left for the owner to find, in an act of animal cruelty not seen before for a long time, in the region.

This Sunday, April 13th, a demonstration to show solidarity to the cat owner and pet owners everywhere, will be held in Rojales. This is a legal demonstration with the support of the Town Hall that has been

organised by the Protectora de Animales and Plantas in Alicante, plus other group. It takes place from 6.30pm to 7.30pm, close to the bridge where the weekly market is held, close to Mercadona.

If anyone wishes more information about this horrible situation or more details about location, please contact Steve Cook on 619 152 141. You will also be able to spot him easily on Sunday as he will be wearing a red body warmer. Raul Merida of the Protectora and other members of the association will also be present and showing their support.

Photos of the mutilated kitten are far too graphic for print, but will be available to view at the demonstration, which will be followed up in RTN next week.

Torrevieja feels the motion

By Keith Nicol MINUTES BEFORE Real Madrid and Chelsea were about to kick off in their respective quarter final Champions League games, at 8.42pm an earthquake of magnitude 1.7 degrees was felt in Torrevieja. To those not wrapped up in preparing for kick of or other activities, the quake sounded like a loud ‘thud’ that was noticeable to the entire population. The earthquake epicentre was pinpointed to the west of Torrevieja at 37.9 0.69 latitude and longitude, just offshore in the Mediterranean. The tremor lasted about six seconds and was noticeable because of its low intensity however it did not cause any damage.

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Records tumble in endurance walk

The finish line overlooking Javea

by Jack Troughton A RECORD 25 teams and some 125 walkers braved the sunshine and high temperatures last Sunday to complete the exhausting fourth annual Mirador Challenge.

Organised by javeamigos.com the endurance walk covers a 27km route and links all 15 official ‘miradors’ – viewpoints – along the stunning beauty of Javea’s coastline.

The teams enter from across the Marina Alta plus a couple of walkers who flew in from Scotland to take part.

The challenge is now split into two sections – ‘sports’ and ‘leisure’. The serious athletes race the course while those not wishing to pound their way round have to answer questions at each checkpoint and the time – up to 10 minutes – is later subtracted from the overall time.

Team Extranjeros set a new record in the Sports Section by completing the 27km in 4 hours and 16 minutes. The winner in the Leisure Section – after time spent at checkpoints was deducted but a minute was added for every wrong answer in the six obligatory questions – was Sherpas Javea 1.2, again setting a record time of four hours and 44 minutes.

Trophies were presented at a presentation evening hosted by Restaurant Mar i Vent, where organisers paid tribute to the marshals who help guide the teams around the course, Javea Town Hall and the town’s Red Cross.

HUNGER The restaurant was also used for all the briefings and made the all-important ‘snack bags’ distributed to hungry walkers at the halfway point at Creu de Portixol.

Mike Smith, of javeamigos.com, said: “It has to be said that every team which finishes the challenge can be considered a winner.

“It is a tough and somewhat deceptive route but everyone who took part said how much they enjoyed the experience and in some cases discovered new areas of Javea which they had never though existed.”

He said a “special mention2 had to go to Kate O’Malley and her daughter Scarlett who were on holiday and saw a poster for the Mirador Challenge and took part as an unofficial two-man team.

“They completed the course in less than five hours and it is hoped they will return to Javea with a full team to take part in the 2015 edition,” added Mike.

Plague of burglaries

By Jack Troughton POLICE HAVE stepped up security patrols after a spate of burglaries in Javea – thieves targeting empty homes. Residents of houses and apartments in urbanisations close to Calle Genova reported a series of thefts, a gang of burglars mainly taking televisions and computer equipment. At one house the criminals also helped themselves to food and drink – cans have been taken for DNA tests. The owner also reported a safe had been pulled from a wall.

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Public backs emergency team GENEROUS PUBLIC donations are helping the newly-launched team of volunteers in the Benidoleig Proteccion Civil find its feet.

by Jack Troughton Money has been used to buy vital equipment as well as the distinctive uniforms and boots – Benidoleig Town Hall is supporting the team with premises and the loan of vehicles but cannot give it a grant until it is included in the 2015 budget.

On Friday Donald Barrera, owner of the Restaurant La Nonna D’i Fratelli in Ondara, presented the Proteccion Civil with a 115€ ‘spinal board’.

The board is used to securely pick up and carry a stricken down difficult terrain or down stairs without making any injury worse.

The team’s co-ordinator Simon Lunn thanked the community for its ongoing support allowing the Proteccion Civil to respond to emergencies and help marshal events across the region.

“I have been busy asking people for help and obviously it is working – people very generously have been giving us stuff. As well as equipment we have been given contributions to buy boots and shirts,” he said.

“Unfortunately we have not got a budget from the town hall until next year – so it is good the public is helping us out.”

Restaurant owner Donald Barrera (4th from left) with members of the team and Ondara Mayor Jose Vicente Pons Peris (7th left)

Benidorm eyesore to go

By Irena Bodnarec An agreement has finally been reached for the demolition of the “Edificio Las Terrazas”, which blights the junction of the Avd. Mediterraneo and Avd Europa. The building was condemned back in 2000, however work did not start until 2011 and swiftly came to a standstill after only ten months. There then followed a lengthy dispute between the private land owners and Iberdrola - the electricity company. At issue was who’s responsibility it was to transfer the electric transformer, located on the remaining un-

demolished block, which serves the buildings in the surrounding area. Now at long last a deal has been signed between the Town Hall, Iberdrola and the land owners. A temporary transformer will be built to the side of the plot, but when construction begins it will be the responsibility of the builder to incorporate a new one into the development. The lack of an agreement has caused a real headache for the Town Hall as the location is a major tourist thoroughfare, but on signing the Mayor Agustin Navarro expressed his relief and delight that a solution has been found.

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Safeguard passports EXPATS EXPECTING family or friends to arrive for an Easter break are being asked to warn guests to take special care of their passports – more than 6,000 were lost or stolen in Spain last year.

by Jack Troughton THE BRITISH Embassy says a lost or stolen passport means spending precious holiday time and money to obtain an Emergency Travel Document to get back home. And travellers can watch a new Foreign Office video ‘Enjoy your Holiday’ on YouTube to get an idea of the true cost of losing a passport in terms of time, money and frustration.

Losing a passport abroad mean a visit to the nearest Brit-

Voter’s last chance

By Jack Troughton PEOPLE WISHING to vote in Spain for the European Parliamentary elections on 25th May have a final opportunity to insure they are on the electoral role. The lists are on display at town halls until Monday 14th April. If a resident is not on included there is this final opportunity to immediately claim a vote under the Spanish election rules.

The car in front being recalled is a Toyota…

TOYOTA COULD recall more than 20,000 cars in Spain for checks on seat mechanism and position and electrical connections between the dashboard instrument panel and steering column. The recall affects 6.3 million vehicles worldwide on Yaris; Urban Cruiser; RAV4, Land Cruiser and Hilux models. Toyota Spain will proceed to process the appropriate information to customers who will be requested to call at an Official Toyota Care Point where their vehicles will be reviewed free of charge. Enquiries should be directed to www.toyota.es

ish consulate – which can be several hours away – to obtain emergency travel papers costing the euro equivalent of £95.

Bag theft is the biggest cause of stolen passports in Spain at 39%. Theft from cars accounts for 20%; pick-pocketing 15%; and break-ins at apartments or villas 14% according to statistics.

Will Middleton, the Consular Regional Director for Spain, said: “Your passport is valuable. If you need to carry it, keep it in a money belt under your clothes rather than in a handbag

or rucksack, and never leave passports in cars. “Avoid carrying all your passports together. A single bag theft can leave a family of four facing a bill of nearly £400 for emergency travel documents.”

Watch the video at www.youtube.com and search for ‘Enjoy your Holiday FCO’ or use the link http://bit.ly/1c0rvTF Travellers can obtain further advice and information about Spain at social media sites www.twitter.com/BritsvisitSpain or www.facebook.com/BritsvisitingSpain

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Alberto Garre, new president of the Government of Murcia

Continued from front page Sandra said the missing items were valued at a minimum of 27,000€ and negotiations were ongoing with the bank over compensation.

She said the firm was claiming against the bank and negotiations were ongoing. “The bank is blaming the court and the court is blaming the bank, we have yet to get to the bottom of what happened and nothing has been provided to us to show who has made the mistake.”

Sandra added: “We have never heard of anything happening like this before – it is a real shock to the system. Sometimes there is just too much paperwork and that possibly can lead to errors.”

During their stay in Spain, Peter and Katrina were given an apartment in La Cala Finestrat – after being advanced 1,800€ by the bank – for a rather stressful holiday. And yesterday (Thursday) they were on their way home to Brighton after visiting their solicitors to print boarding cards for the flight.

Artisan’s Market

Valcárcel hands over to Alberto Garre

by Keith Nicol ALBERTO GARRE was officially invested as fifth president of the autonomous government of Murcia on Wednesday, with an absolute majority, thanks to the votes of the 33 members of his party, the Partido Popular.

Eleven of the twelve members of the PSOE voted against his investiture, as did the representative of IU-Greens José Antonio Pujante, while the socialist Jesus Navarro was absent from the Chamber at the time of the vote. The fifth Presi-

dent of the Community of Murcia, officially replaced retiring president Ramón Luis Valcárcel, after his 19 years in office, due to his choice to move from the executive to campaign as a MEP in the European Election of 25th May. Garre took office yesterday, Thursday 10th April.

Outgoing President Ramón Luis Valcárcel came to the floor minutes before the vote, which only helped the opposition spokesmen use him as an example of something else that was bad in the community, pointing out; “here is a former president who leaves the com-

munity to go to Brussels leaving us with problems he created, like leaving an airport finished but unopened.”

Alberto Garre said that he plans to meet with Prime Minister, Mariano Rajoy very soon and that his priority will be to get the government to reach a regional employment pact with employers and unions. Asked about the debate in Congress on the referendum in Catalonia, Garre replied that nationalism is “a social evil” and said that in his opinion, not all citizens of that community back the Catalan government and want independence.

A BRAND new edition of one of Mazarrón’s most popular attractions, the Artisan’s Market returns this weekend, Saturday, April 12th to the Puerto de Mazarrón. This month’s guest is the artisan craft pottery workshop ‘Hernández and Romero’ from Totana.

The Department of Trade of the City of Mazarrón and Regional Multiple Crafts Guild’s new edition of the ‘Artisan Market Puerto de Mazarrón,’ plans to hold a market every second Saturday of the month. The Plaza de las Comunidades Autónomas del Paseo Marítimo hosts the event that takes place from 10.00am to 2.00pm.

Thirty artisans are involved in this market, performing demonstrations of their crafts, while putting their work on sale.

This month, the workshop will be focused on the pottery of ‘Hernández and Romero’.

The Murcia region has always been characterized through their large groups of artisans. It is for this reason that the Regional Guild of Handicraft Several has a street market every Saturday and Sunday, each time in featuring a different point of the region, to give a chance to this cultural-craft association to show off a variety of Handmade products.

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Gangland killing BRITISH FUGITIVE Francis Brennan is believed to have been tortured and murdered over a fortune he allegedly stole from a Merseyside gang.

by Jack Troughton

Francis Brennan

Ikea biggest ever losses in Spain

His body was washed up on an Alicante beach last week and later formerly identified by Spanish authorities. Police believe it was a gangland killing.

The 25-year-old fled to Javea last October and he was last seen on 24th January when he was stopped in a friend’s car.

He was handcuffed and kidnapped by men posing as Spanish police officers.

In an appeal by Francis’ parents Carl and Janet and Merseyside Police last month, it was said he fled the UK ahead of being sentenced in Milton Keynes for an assault committed in 2012 at a Swedish House Mafia music concert.

However, in an earlier private appeal Mrs Brannan said ‘Franny’ had fled after being accused of stealing money in Liverpool.

And at gyms in Javea frequented by

the football mad Everton supporter, he told acquaintances he had stolen cash – understood to involve between 800,000€ and 1 million Euros.

The 25-year-old’s body was washed up on a beach at La Zenia. The corpse was wrapped in an industrial-sized bin bag and bound with tape – and formerly identified last Thursday evening.

TORTURE Spanish police said the man’s hands were tied and he had suffered a severe head wound. Detectives said he may have been tortured and killed in an underworld “settling of scores”.

Officers also believe the body had been anchored down with a concrete weight but it had broken free.

The body had been in the water for several days and it was discovered 10m from the water’s edge when it was dis-

THE RECESSION in Spain has taken its toll on the Swedish furniture giant Ikea, with sales falling 6% in the 2013 fiscal year, the largest decline since the company established in Spain in 1996. Eleven stores are now operating on mainland Spain. Sales grew only in Barcelona. The biggest losses suffered by IKEA Ibérica were in La Coruña (-15.3% to €50.9 million), Asturias (-12.6% to €39.1 million), Jerez (-12.3% to €37 million) and Seville (-12% to €73 million). The biggest drop in turnover occurred in furniture and restaurants: 6.3% to €1,070.7 million.

covered – people first thinking it was a dead dolphin.

Merseyside Police confirmed the body had officially been identified as Francis.

A spokesman said his parents had been informed and were being supported by family liaison officers.

Detective Superintendant Richie Carr of Merseyside Police said last month Francis’ disappearance was “completely out of character” and added: “Because of this, as well as his associations and lifestyle, we and Spanish police are extremely concerned for his safety.

“We do, however, believe he has been taken against his will and we and his family are hopeful that someone in the criminal fraternity here in Merseyside has information.”

Merseyside Police say the Spanish authorities are continuing a “live police investigation” into Francis’ death.

RTN out a day early next week

NEXT WEEK, due to the Bank Holiday on Friday, RTN will be coming out one day early. Instead of getting your weekly round up of local, regional and national news on Friday next week, RTN will be delivered to all its usual outlets on THURSDAY 17th APRIL. Your favourite English newspaper will be back out as normal on Friday 25th April.

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Murder in Estepona The man is named as Andrew Bush

by Jan Gamm MILLIONAIRE JEWELLER 48-year-old Andrew Bush was found dead at his luxury Estepona home near the New Golden Mile at 2.30am on Saturday following a frantic 112 call from his new girlfriend, 20-year-old Maria Korotaeva.

Bush had been shot twice in the head. Bush’s ex-girlfriend, 24-year-old Slovakian model Mayka Kukocova, allegedly hid in the millionaire’s house, having let herself in with a set of keys she had not returned. According to a statement from Maria Korotaeva, Kukocova

confronted them as they returned from a brief holiday. Korotaeva waited outside the villa but due to the security system could not get back in after Kukocova fled in a Hummer parked outside. Police found Bush some time later: he had been shot twice in the head. Mayka Kukocova is now in custody after handing herself in at a local police station in her home town, Nova Bosaca in Slovakia, more than 3,000km from the crime scene. She will shortly be extradited to Spain. Bush owned a pawn shop; health studio; limousine rental and jewellery store in his home town of Bristol.

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It would never happen in England!

WHY DO owners and their dogs in Spain behave in ways they never would in England and assume that it is okay to do so?

ON VISITING a local bar last week I and other waiting customers were rudely interrupted by a lady barging to the front and demanding a bowl of water for her dog. To my amazement the waitress stopped serving, went outside to retrieve a dog bowl from the floor, plonked it on the bar to fill with water and take it back outside to the lady - whose dog was now sat on the furniture with its front paws on the table!

Luckily by this time another waitress had started serving, hopefully one who had washed her hands!

Who knows where those paws have been?! Staff should wash their hands after touching any dog or utensils used for dogs before they serve customers - surely this is basic hygiene?

At another table were three ladies with two other dogs, one with her dog on her knee. Each time anyone passed the dogs barked continually, made worse by the owners’ shouting. Some customers left or moved to other tables. After a while one lady stood up and went inside, reappearing with plates of food! Obviously the chef!

No English bar would allow anything so unhygienic.

Later on in the week a local shopkeeper was having trouble trying to make a lady keep her dog outside as well as deal with a long queue of customers. The dog was on an extendable lead and kept running in and out. The owner was extremely rude when she was asked to take the dog out.

There are laws about dogs in Spain and it’s about time owners started to think about how it might affect other people, especially businesses, if an inspector came along at that particular time. The dogs are not to blame.

Business owners should not feel afraid to ask that dogs are looked after properly for fear of offending the owners. Customers are probably lost by letting them get away with it.

For those readers who might write in thinking my opinion is petty, perhaps one day your dinner will be full of dog hair from the chef’s apron or your clothes covered with hair from sitting on a restaurant chair.

Mrs S Tanner, Cornwall

Something wrong with this picture

RECENTLY I read about EU immigration policies and feel I must voice my concerns which likely mirror those of many fellow readers. The EU immigration policy is allowing thousands of Romanians into the UK for higher paying jobs than their home country, and some coming to take advantage of the Britain’s generous welfare system. It seems many come to get and not to contribute, take and give nothing in return. Here I am - feed me!

It concerns me that thousands of East Europeans flooding the UK are dragging down wages for British citizens, altering the economy and very fabric of British society. It concerns me because here on the Costa Blanca, we see Eastern Europeans taking jobs away from Spanish people while the unemployment rate in Spain is a shocking 26%.

We were recently in a Chinese shop and could not help noticing those working there were young Chinese people or Romanians but no Spanish.

We recently went to an electronic shop to purchase a laptop, and the salesperson was Romanian. Yesterday we stopped at a bar for a coffee, and an East European lady was the waitress.

Something is wrong with this picture. Such EU immigration policies are damaging the economy. Everything looks upside down, unemployment is high and government leaders seem oblivious.

Cliff and Jerri Lander, La Marina

Thankyou so much EARLY MORNING on 17th March in Guardamar, while asking a lady the way to the post office, I fell to the pavement with a force to my hip. I was unable to get up or move. Some kind people came to my aid, one placing his white, soft puffer jacket under my head and someone else ringing for the police and ambulance. I wish to thank you very much and I also wish to thank the ambulance service for getting me to Torrevieja Hospital, and the medical personnel who looked after me during my 7 days stay in Torrevieja Hospital. To the doctor, Angel David Gonzalez Perez, who performed my prosthesis full hip replacement, thank you very much. Also thank you to those involved with my after care at La Marina Health Centre.

Mrs J Williams: age 74, La Marina

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Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

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What’s a black and white telly grandpa?

PREVIOUSLY ON Watts in Britain: In January it was a mad dash to Derby to meet my girlfriend’s new grandson; in February it was a mad dash to Pevensey Bay to welcome my daughter’s new baby and next week it’s going to be a mad dash back to Sussex to see my son and daughter-in-law’s just born baby. Three boys in four months – we’re well on our way to a football team.

I’m thinking it’ll be an expensive Christmas this year!

Now, when I wer-a-lad my granddad used to tell me about the man who came along his road to operate the gas street-lights. Up until he was six years old, another man would walk in front of cars with a red warning flag (something they might like to reintroduce into traffic-mad-Tamworth). Things were hugely different between his and mine childhood experiences. He’d say, “And we didn’t have telly then lad, or radio…” I was aghast, how on earth did you watch The Wooden-tops? He’d laugh, “No Wooden-tops back then.” Entertainment was going along to see the music hall acts. Queen Victoria was on the throne and she wasn’t much amused. So what will I say about ‘my day’ to the new Baby Watts (as yet unnamed) when he is a lad? Will our childhood experiences be as hugely different as me and my granddads? Maybe not so much but I guess they will a tad.

“Well lad,” I’ll say, “when I wer-a-lad I remember them delivering our first telly. It took two blokes, yes

two, to carry it in. It weighed a ton and it was set in a huge cabinet - but the screen was smaller than your i-tab…” Na, getaway gramps. Will he believe that there was only one ‘choice’ of channel to watch?

I’ll tell him: “I remember having to go downstairs to Robert Piper’s flat to watch my favourite programme, Four Feather Falls because they were the only family in our street who could get ITV.” We had to wait three weeks (a lifetime to a 4-yr old) to get our ITV tuned aerial. What’s an ITV, gramps?

Will he believe that we went everywhere on a bus?

And that it took two people to operate said bus? And that the driver sat alone in a little cab, while a man inside the bus called a conductor took your fares and rang a bell to set the bus on its way? And that you got on at the back platform which was all open to the elements? Probably not, as he’d realise that would be a flagrant breach of all sane health and safety protocols. I’d grin and say, “We had common sense then lad - but no health and safety. And those buses were blimmin’ cold in winter.”

Please indulge me folks for publishing yet another baby picture: this one shows Baby Watts strapped into his granddad-sponsored car-seat for his first journey home from hospital. I’ll have to tell him that when I first left the hospital on that cold day in January it was in a pram and my grandma had to push it.

Baby Watts

Yes, of course all the way home! No car for us back then, lad; in fact there were only two cars in the entire street. “Mind you,” I’ll say, “I’d been in hospital for the customary two weeks lad, not like your new modern fangled single-overnight stay!”

Of course lad, I could just forget all of this nostalgic nonsense and get on with the job in hand: namely the ball-play in the park and ice cream scoffing. Oh and trying to beat David Williams and his grandchildren’s very high pit-pat score…

Watts in Britain, pleased with one modern advancement: disposable nappies

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Media Markt’s minutes of glory CUSTOMERS AT Media Markt in Gandia have the chance to win a two minute and 15 seconds trolley dash that could net them a small fortune in the store.

by Jack Troughton Until 7th May, anyone spending more than 15€ can enter their details on the company’s Facebook page and have a chance in scooping the prize in a company-wide promotion.

The manager Gandia branch of Media Markt, Pablo de Vega said: “The 15 seconds is because of our 15th anniversary.

You can take it all if you reach to put it in the basket with your own hands. “Last year a woman won items to the value of 25,000€ - obviously she had worked out what she wanted before the start and went straight for the high value media items like Apple.”

There are 72 Media Markt stores across Spain and the Gandia shop Plaza Mayor opened two years ago and is ideally placed

for customers to reach from the Northern Costa Blanca.

The Media Markt philosophy is to have the biggest range of consumer electronic goods selling at the best price. Gandia is packed, literally in some places floor to ceiling, with 45,000 different products.

QUALITY AND CUSTOMER CARE And while the store offers quality brands it also keeps up with the latest trends – buy a robotic flying drone for 799€ and take some really elevated photography.

Pablo leads a team of 52. Everyone is specially trained to advise customers on the product to suit their needs and the ever-changing technology.

“Denia and the Marina Alta is a very important area for us because it is easy to drive to Gandia,” he said. “And our British clients appreciate the service we are able to provide.

“They also appreciate the top brands - like Dyson and Apple. Brand quality is very important to us.”

A huge part of the shop floor is given to domestic goods like vacuum cleaners and kitchen appliances and the “very important” white goods – all clearly marked with energy efficiency ratings.

“And without a doubt we are a market leader in the sale of smartphones and and computer equipment,” added Pablo.

“Anyone thinking of buying new computer equipment or a new phone or television will come to see us.

There is a big TECHNOLOGY range of “We have the latest technology and our staff are considelectronic ered specialist, trained to give the right advice – it’s somegoods

The shop opened two years ago

thing we worked on two years ago before we opened and work on day after day.

“We have invested many hours and a lot of money in the knowledge and training of everyone working at Gandia – one good thing that has come out of the crisis is the service in Spain has improved.”

And it is important for staff to be on hand – a Packard Bell laptop can cost 299€ and the range continues to the more expensive apple devices – while there is a huge range of tablets and over 100 different mobile telephone handsets.

The television and home entertainment market is always changing too – there are now new curved screen sets, it gives a deeper field of vision without the need for 3D glasses, competing with 4K Ultra HD televisions to become a market leader.

Pablo said Media Markt was a “very conscientious” and was working hard on its delivery service, its on-line sales and its after sales service - insuring any customer with a problem was quickly attended to.

“It’s one of the most important Strategies for Media Markt Gandia this year,” he said. Media Markt Gandia are located opposite Carrefour megamarket in Gandia, with ample parking. See their advert on the opposite page.

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Learn to draw and paint

by Jack Troughton PROFESSIONAL ARTIST and art tutor Jan Calderwood is offering to share some of her skills and experience in a new course for Costa Blanca students.

Her courses based in Rafol d’Almunia – in the Orba Valley between Beniarbeig and Sagra and Orba, just 10 minutes from the Ondara shopping centre – are frequently oversubscribed and enrolment is now taking place for a drawing and painting course starting in September.

A weekly two-hour class costs 7€ and the course runs from September through to May 2015, with breaks in October, over Christmas and New Year, and in March.

Jan teaches through demonstrations and plenty of practice. Students will draw with pencil, charcoal, and pen and ink, and paint with pastels and watercolours – and be shown how One of Jan’s to combine mixed media for “exciting effect”.

And people on the course will be shown pictures how to draw landscapes, seascapes, animals, ners and intermediate artists who want to try something new.2 flowers, fruit and still life.

The classes will be held on a Tuesday or Jan said: “Classes are small and friendly.

This course is suitable for enthusiastic begin- Wednesday and times will depend on stu-

dents’ preferences. For more information call Jan on 617 955 998 or email jantheartist1@yahoo.co.uk. Her work can be viewed at her website www.artonoffer.com

A crafty donation

THE CALPE Badminton Club recently donated 250€ worth of craft materials to the Maite Boronat centre in Calpe. Pictured from left to right are: Gema Gonzales, director of the Maite Boronat Centre in Calpe; Badminton Club Vice President Lawrie Dick and President Debby Wilcock. The Badminton Club plays on Mondays and Thursdays from 9am till 11.30am at the Pabellon Deportivo in Calpe. For further information call 632 39 89 01.

Hairspray auditions

By Jack Troughton EVERYONE IS invited to auditions being held in Albir tomorrow (Saturday 12th April) for Streetwise Productions’ next show – the hit musical ‘Hairspray’.

Based on the 1988 film, the musical is based around 1960’s style dance numbers and features a teenager’s dream of appearing on a Baltimore television dance show. And ‘little ones’, teenagers, and adults are needed for a production hitting the stage at the end of October in the auditorium in La Nucia.

The story focuses on Tracey who wins a role in the show and becomes an overnight celebrity – despite the attempts of a wicked television producer who aims to destroy the youngster’s career.

Auditions are being held at the Streetwise studios in Cami Vell d’Altea 27/3 in Albir and rehearsals will be held every Saturday from 26th April – with a summer break in July and August.

People trying out for Hairspray are asked to arrive 30 minutes before their audition time in order to complete the necessary application forms.

The times are as follows: 10am to 11am, Little Ones dancing; 11am to 11.30am, Little Ones acting; 11.30am to 12.15, Little Ones singing.

And between 12.30pm and 1.30pm, Teens dancing; 1.30pm to 2.30pm, Teens singing; 3pm to 4pm, Teens acting; and from 4pm to 5pm, Adults singing and acting.

For more information call Streetwise director Pascalle Bruens on 677 070 890.

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Rings of confidence

GIFTS OF old jewellery donated to help youngsters cared for by EMAUS will be sold to help put food on tables.

by Jack Troughton THE GOLD rings and a pendant were left inside Christmas boxes for the children and last week Lucy Rowat took them to be valued by antiques expert Mark Stacey.

Television regular Mark, an antiques dealer and auctioneer, was giving ‘Cash in the Underbuild’ valuations at the Homes Gardens and Lifestyle show at the Diamante Beach hotel in Calpe last week.

And he was happy to cast his eye over Lucy’s haul – valuing rings at between 50€ and 100€ and a pendant at between 50€ and 60€.

Lucy, of Make A Smile, said: “I found this jewellery inside our Christmas boxes and numerous things that people have brought

along to help the children.

“Mark said there are a few worth 100€ because they are 18 carat gold and others worth 50€ - it is very exciting, like winning the lottery.” She added: “We need 320€ a month to buy meat and fish for the eight children living in just one of the EMAUS homes across the region.”

Lucy and Mark

Benidorm under the spotlight

A LARGE scale advertising campaign showcasing Benidorm and its attractions via Telecinco, 20Minutos, several magazines and websites along with other media is designed to boost national tourism targeting a massive 29,000,000 ad portals ahead of Easter and the May Bank Holiday. The programme will feature audio-visual productions from the Impulse studio and involve El Corte Ingles, Hola; Porsche; MercedesBenz and iClinic as well as a number of prestigious signature brands under the slogan ‘Benidorm: a Place to Return’. Other initiatives include the webseries ‘Love in B’, directed by Antonio Hernández. Benidorm hotels and self-catering facilities are already approaching ‘standing room only’ in what is tipped to be one of the city’s most successful holiday seasons yet.

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HELP Friendship Group at Crazy Golf ON FRIDAY 28th March the Friendship Group of HELP Murcia Mar Menor enjoyed Crazy Golf and then had lunch at Golf Deluxe, on the road to Torre Pacheco.

The event was supposed to be a bit of fun, which it was, but inevitably there was rivalry between the teams and the sexes. A cup, kindly presented by Nicky and Neil of Robbos Workshop, was presented to the overall winner, Christine Clements.

The player with the highest score, who else but an ex-teacher, was Elaine Dale. Unfortunately that meant that she was the overall loser and was presented with the Wooden Spoon.

The next event for the Friendship Group will be on Friday April 11th and is a Unocard game (no I don’t know what it is either!) Together with a fish and chip lunch at 12.30pm at Lui’s Lounge, the Caravan Park, San Javier, the event will cost 10€. If you would like to attend, ring Doreen Sykes on 637 920 882.

Elaine Dale, winner of the wooden spoon, and Joan Mitchell, fund raiser

Forthcoming Events Age Concern ON THURSDAY 17th April there will be an Auction at Mariano’s, Camposol A, at 1pm with viewing from 11am to 1pm: Register items by 11th April: 5€ to enter three items.

Friday 25thApril there is a Tabletop Sale at Campsosol B. Tuesday 29thApril a day trip to Aguilas features an optional lunch (extra): 10€. And on Wednesday 30th April a ‘menu-del-dia’ at the New Royal includes music from Harry & Julie:10€

Warm welcome

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by Jack Troughton

BENITACHELL CHRISTIAN Fellowship has extended a warm welcome to new faces Les and Brenda Evans who will take Sunday services until the end of August.

Once a full time minister, Les has retired and his last church was in Tipton, West Midlands – however, just like many expats in Spain the couple find themselves as busy as ever.

They have recently visited Africa where Les felt privileged to be able to preach and they remain active in the Boomerang Project for vulnerable people at their home church.

Les and Brenda are now looking forward to new challenges here on the Costa Blanca and taking part in Easter services.

Everyone is invited to a special Good Friday Service, ‘Thank You for the Cross Lord’, at 10.30am at the Centro Social, Plaza Nuevo, Benitachell, and to Easter Day Morning Service and communion at 11am. Benitachell Christian Fellowship holds services every Sunday at 11am at Les and the social centre. For directions to the church or any further information please call Ray and Brenda Glynis Davies on 96 649 4036 or Peter and Ann Adams on 96 647 0303.

Evans

Shhhh……

By Irena Bodnarec THE COUNCIL, together with local business owners have launched a campaign, predominantly in the Old Town area to reduce late night noise levels following a record number of complaints by residents. According to figures released by the local police, there has been a tenfold increase in the last 3 years alone. The problem escalated following the smoking ban, which was introduced in Spain on 2nd January 2011. The Council have printed leaflets and posters which will be distributed in areas deemed ´problematic´. Following a meeting between officials and bar/club owners, it was agreed that placing tables and chairs outside of their establishments would be prohibited after midnight, in a bid to keep noise levels down. However, it was noted that as Benidorm is a tourist destination it is a fine balancing act to keep everyone happy.

Winter-worn Britain heads for the sun

MOST OF the hotels in the Costa Blanca will be hanging out ‘No Vacancies’ signs throughout the Easter holidays and forward bookings keep on coming! Supporting businesses such as beach bars and restaurants are recruiting up to 20% extra staff to cope with the demand over the holidays and maximum trade is predicted at the start of what is tipped to be yet another bumper spring and summer season. Benidorm is a sure bet to achieve 100% occupancy, with other coastal resorts looking forward to 90% capacity as a winter-worn Britain packs its bags and heads for the sun. According to the latest report from the Ministry of Tourism, expenditure by foreign visitors reached €224 million in February, representing an increase of 4.4% over the same month in 2013.

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Walk for life

by Jack Troughton

CANCER CHARITY ‘Bruised but not Broken’ is staging its second Walk for Life to raise money to offer respite breaks to carers looking after loved ones suffering a terminal illness.

The event takes place on the seafront between El Campello and Muchavista beaches on Sunday 4th May. It is a 10km course, although people can complete a shorter 5km or 3km distance.

Lorraine Brown, charity President, said: “Although called a walk, people can run the distance if they prefer, but walking or running, this is not about winning. It is about taking part in support of those who cannot and everyone who enters is a winner by the very fact they care enough to do so.

“We would especially like to see families entering as this is after all, a disease which can affect the family unit as a whole.”

The event is open to everyone of any age and whether they are on one leg, two legs, or those needing wheels. “Everyone is welcome, includ-

ing our four legged friends.”

Bruised but not Broken is a registered charity founded to honour the life of Bec Isaacs who died at the age of 32 in 2010 following a four year battle with cancer. Lorraine said throughout her daughter’s illness, Bec’s main concern was for the people around her and supporting her through her battle.

“It is so often the case that family members become the main carers for those suffering with many kinds of terminal illness and looking after a loved one who is sick is both physically and emotionally draining,” she said. “Sometimes a rest is needed to ‘recharge the batteries’, enabling us to carry on caring to the best of our ability.”

Lorraine added: “And so, with Bec as inspiration, Bruised but not Broken aims to provide respite breaks for the family carers of those affected by this dreadful and all too often deadly disease.

“Please support this event and walk or run yourself a little fitter at the same time.”

Registration packs for the Walk for Life are available from The English Shop in El Campello. It

includes sponsor forms, an event t-shirt, a wristband, and information about the charity. Registration costs 6€.

For more information about Walk for Life or the charity, call Lorraine on 96 562 6036 or 627 909 521, or Heather on 647 261 745, or email Lorraine@ bruisedbutnotbroken.co.uk.

The charity website is www. bruisedbutnotbroken.co.uk

Bec Isaacs

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Guardamar’s Motor Car Festival

by Keith Nicol TOMORROW, SATURDAY April 12th, Guardamar’s popular annual Fiesta de Motor takes place in the town’s main square in front of the Ayutamiento of Guardamar. The classic and custom car meeting is organised by the Rotary Club of Guardamar and features a host of automobilia plus music, song, dance and side-shows.

The event starts at 10.00am with cars on display until around 2.00pm, although some may in position a little longer. The event is always well supported by the Costa Blanca American Car Club and if you would like to know about their festivities or Saturday’s event, you can contact Marcus Schwab at: rmschwab@ceresa.es or by visiting www.rotaryguardamar.com.

This is the third year of the event which is also a benefit fundraiser with all the funds collected during this event going entirely to the school textbook bank of IES Les Dunes of Guardamar del Segura. The Fiesta de Motor features

the participation of several local car and classic motorcycle clubs, plus there’s music and live entertainment, children’s games and a great bar for sandwiches, beer plus a giant paella with a special performance by the Academy of Dance: Actuacion Acaemia de Baile.

Entry is free to everyone and Rotary wish to stress that all funds will go to education with a related cause, so that besides you having fun, you will also be helping to benefit the town’s youth.

This is the third year of the event

Go Karting for Alpe THE COSTA Blanca Business Battle is a fun event that pits drivers from 15 different businesses, pubs, clubs and sometimes just a team of friends against each other in Go Karts. It all takes place on Saturday 26th April at Go-Karts Orihuela Costa. Plus, the event is to support those with development difficulties that attend the ALPE facility in Torrevieja. Each team is composed of five people, each driver hav-

ing the opportunity to get behind the wheel on two occasions for a seven and a half minute session. The main goal for the event is to raise money and awareness for ALPE; a specialist school for people with developmental disabilities in Torrevieja and through the event to also promote positively, joy and collaboration. The price for joining in the fun and helping support children with special needs is only 250€ per team. This includes the Go-Karting followed by an evening banquet with food and drinks for five people at 8pm. For more info email Roy at post@iberiaevent.com or call: 645 298 754.

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Eurobowling Spanish Champions The winning Eurobowling Torrevieja squad

by Keith Nicol WHEN ONE mentions bowling in Torrevieja, many may think of players dressed in white, out in sun, rolling bowls gently along a crown green. However, it’s the other category, that of Ten-Pin Bowling that made the news last week as Torrevieja’s men’s team from Eurobowling Torrevieja won the First Division of the Spanish Bowling League and will play in the highest Spanish Division next Season: the División de Honor.

The club was started eight years ago and this is the first time that a Torrevieja team has reached the upper echelons of the Spanish game. To be able to compete at the highest level, the team will be boosted with the addition of Tore Torgersen, the former

World and European Champion, plus one or two possible others, with the fledging team hoping to perform well in their first year at the top.

The new season starts again in September and although with their 135 members Eurobowling Torrevieja is actually the largest club in Spain, they are looking for more players, especially among Torrevieja’s youth, to get involved. Team Captain Kjell Monsen will also be offering free classes to those interested in becoming involved in one of the world’s most popular indoor sports, which today attracts over 100 million bowlers playing in over 90 different countries. For more information on EBT, please contact team captain Kjell by email: kjell@bonavidaspain.com

The Association “5 continents” start training LAST WEEKEND, on April 5th, the first training session for Torrevieja’s newest team; Five Continents Football Association began. At present they have two teams of different ages from many different countries and are training every Saturday and Sunday. They would like to invite more children from four years of age to their association. The Five Continents Association aims to encourage children’s health, to improve competitiveness, teamwork, sportsmanship, self-improvement and all values of sport through football. The fledgling team hopes to find sponsors to help provide inventory, tracksuits and other sports equipment for the children.

More information on joining the team is available from the Sports City.

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Velocity Racing is back and better than ever!

THE EAGERLY awaited stock car racing reason started Saturday 22nd March and it didn’t disappoint…

IT SEEMS that current Rookie Rod Champion Caroline Capel has some competition for the title this year in the form of Jaz Lawrence. She made an impressive start by winning all six races, racking up 150 points.

In the Lightning Rod formula, current champion Nick Kelly started where he left off last year, showing some great early season form and winning all of the races in his category. However, with Brent Savage hot on his heels all the way through, he may not have it so easy next time!

After just one race night, the points stand as follows: Rookie Rod

Lightning Rod

Position

Driver

Points

Driver

Points

1st

Jaz Lawrence

150

Nick Kelly

100

2nd

Car No. 654

96

Brent Savage

72

3rd

Car No. 72

75

Car No. 103

60

The next meeting will take place on Saturday 12th April – check out our advert on page 44 for further details or visit www.velocityracing.eu

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Film fund raiser

SIESTA FILM Productions are holding a fund raising event for their forthcoming film production, on 17th April at 8pm in the Black 7 warehouse in Los Montesinos.

Top local band Woody and the Peckers will be entertaining and a buffet will be included.

Tickets at just 5€ may be obtained from Venture Fleet; Black 7 and Kennedy’s Supermarket, all in Los Montesinos, and Flabaloss in Quesada. Or call Yvonne on 645 874 793. Also visit www.siestaproductions. homestead.com

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Pink It Together strut for charity

Spain’s Eurovision entry to be sung in English THE ENTERTAINMENT director of TVE, Carlos Mochales, has approved the use of English for Spain’s entry at Eurovision 2014 in Denmark, ‘Dancing in the Rain’, to be sung by Ruth Lorenzo. A debate on whether English should be used was sparked by a critic who suggested that as the contest was an international event therefore the entry should be sung at least in part in Catalan.

However, Mochales has made a decision to respect the original language choice proposed by the writers of the song: Lorenzo herself, Jim Irvin and Julian Emery.

A FIRST of its kind event took place on Sunday at Torrevieja’s Municipal Theatre.

Smile raises cash for children’s home

by Keith Nicol Organised by a few students from The Norwegian School in Rojales, about twenty students strutted their stuff interspersed by some excellent entertainers, to provide the couple of hundred people in the audience with an excellent new style of event.

The event was organised at the last minute as a fun, fundraising and awareness event, and the only time available was 1.00pm on Sunday afternoon, so a large audience was not anticipated.

Several students from the school have formed a solidarity group along with other friends, under the name ‘Pink It Together’ with the objective of organising different events for the benefit of the needy. Sunday’s ‘fashion show’ was in aid of the Cancer Charity AECC and supported by Torrevieja’s small and business association Apymeco and the town council. Sunday’s event was also attended by the councillors of ONGs Mamem Mateo and for Foreigners, Rosario Martínez.

Along with models from the school, the show flowed along with the inclusion of local singers Shany Ormiston, Ashley Tweddle, Paul Micheal and Lewis ‘Sound of the suburbs’. This was the first event organised by Pink it Together but they are already looking at other events for cancer charities later in the year.

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Students plus local singers, took part

THE SMILE Charity Group held an afternoon BBQ at Restaurante El Alto La Dolores on Saturday, raising 520€ for the Elche Children’s Care Home. As this was an afternoon event, some of the children from the home were able to enjoy the BBQ and were up dancing to the music provided by the excellent Campoverde Reef Band.

The 1st raffle prize was a 7-night Mediterranean Cruise, donated by Andres, the owner of the Restaurant. Paul and Karen Buckley from Benimar were the lucky winners.

And Andres is so delighted with the efforts made for charity

by Smile that he is donating another cruise as a raffle prize for the next fundraiser planned for 23rd April, when Woody and Benny will be providing some excellent entertainment in aid of the ‘Reach Out’ charity. Tickets at just 10€ include a 2-course meal, available from the Restaurant, Post Room Benijófar and The Card Place, Benimar. Keep Smiling – and also visit the charity’s Facebook page: www.facebook.com/smilecharitygroup

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Score yourself a new Samsung tablet

PENNICK BLACKWELL Financial Services are offering a free Samsung Tablet along with your Pension Transfer and 30% Lump Sum with Pennick Blackwell QROPS. The offer applies to any new customer who contacts the company throughout the month of March. You will receive your free tablet when your funds are transferred.

And if you introduce a friend who completes transfer you also get a free night at a Costa Blanca hotel!

Call Pennick Blackwell Financial Services on 865 674 038 or 0034 657 076 055, visit www.pennickblackwell.com see Facebook page facebook.com/pennickblackwell or pop into the office at Avda. Albir 73 for a quick chat.

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money

by

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

Pensions and Tax SO IN this March’s budget the Chancellor of the Exchequer announced changes and proposed changes to the UK pension system, what he failed to highlight were the tax implications that these changes will bring, we can only wonder why.

Chancellor of the Exchequer

FIRSTLY HE proposed that from April 2015 individuals could en-cash all of their UK Private pensions. What he didn’t mention was the tax - 25% can be taken once as a tax free lump sum and

the rest taxed at the applicable income tax rate up to 45%. He expects to raise at least £3billion extra tax from this.

He then made it clear that expatriates will have to decide whether they are either in or out of the UK tax system. So how does the UK government decide you are an expat for tax purposes? It is said it will be someone who is no longer a UK resident and resides and pays taxes in another country.

If you are an expatriate you also may be affected by the following changes: Capital gains tax is to be introduced in the UK in 2015 for non-residents, so if you are an expat and you sell a property in the UK, irrespective as to whether you have been renting it out or not you will have to pay capital gains tax in the UK. It cannot be claimed as a main residence because you are non-resident in the UK. The Chancellor has also started looking at scrapping the UK personal income tax allowance for expats i.e. getting rid of the

£10,000 a year earnings limit before you have to start paying income tax. So any expats drawing pension income in the UK – including the State pension will have to pay tax of at least 20%. This will also be the same for income gained from other sources in the UK by expats.

The Chancellor wants to stop the transfer of final salary pensions and UK government pensions.

There are ways to protect yourself from the above changes especially when it comes to pensions, avoiding the personal allowance tax trap could be as straightforward as switching your UK pension into an offshore Qualifying Recognised Overseas Pension Schemes (QROPS). QROPS investors pay income tax on their pension payments based on where they are tax resident, not at UK tax rates.

If you need independent, impartial advice on your financial future please contact me by email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330 to arrange for a free consultant.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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legal

by

Carlos Baos

from White & Baos Abogados Solicitors Lawyers

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Sorry to repeat ourselves but it is necessary to remind our readers that to make a Spanish will and to keep it updated is a ‘must’ IF YOU do not have a will, or if it is not in line with the Regulation of the European Union 650/2012 of last year, you need to have a Spanish Will drafted, or reviewed as soon as possible, especially if you own any asset or property in Spain, as: IT IS A COST EFFECTIVE MEANS OF SIMPLIFYING THE HANDLING OF YOUR AFFAIRS Without a Spanish Will no action can be taken in Spain until the Probate of your English estate has been finalised. This can take a very long time and be expensive with official translations of the English Will, its legalisation, etc., which together will cost significantly more than preparing a Spanish Will in the first place. Do not rely upon your English Will or, even worse, English intestacy rules where there is no Will at all, to deal with your Spanish estate.

IN YOUR WILL YOU CAN EXPRESSIVELY APPOINT YOUR NATIONAL LAW TO APPLY TO YOUR SUCCESSION AND WILL Without a Will explicitly specifying the law of your

country of origin, it would be understood that if you live and have your assets in Spain, that Spanish inheritance Law applies to your succession, so at least 2/3 of the estate must go to your children, as per the European Regulation 650/2012.

Under Spanish law you generally have six months to pay IHT following the date of death, failing to do so will result in a surcharge and interest will start to accrue. It is rare for the English probate to be dealt with in time to allow this deadline to be met.

For tax purposes a Spanish Will can be drawn in such a way that it will minimize the Inheritance Tax (IHT), needless to say you have to know how the Spanish IHT works to make your Will really tax efficient.

Sometimes (due to the amount of the estate etc) when an English person passes away there is NO need to get a Probate as long as there is a valid Spanish Will BUT if this person does not have a Spanish Will then normally the Spanish authorities will need to see the Probate before dealing with the Spanish estate.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

So, if you have assets in Spain and have not yet drawn your Spanish Will we advise you to do it as soon as possible. Also, if you have a previous Will and you have not opted expressly for your national law you need to review it. We can assist you to do it here in Spain, even if is not possible for you to travel to Spain.

We can prepare the Spanish Will to be signed in your country, and then we will register it here.

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home & garden

by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

Hibiscus are a good choice for many gardens WHY HIBISCUS? There are hibiscus for all situations in Spain some of which should be more widely known and promoted by garden centres. They are fairly easy to raise from cuttings and in some cases from seeds if friends already have the plants.

Their flowers are exotic, most garden centres now have a wide range of types and flower colours in stock and as mentioned in the chapter on edible flowers in our book ‘Living Well from Our Mediterranean Garden’ the flowers taste good in salads and make a refreshing infusion.

HARDY VARIETIES The hardiest varieties can survive temperatures well below zero: The deciduous Hibiscus Syriacus varieties that graced my Windsor garden in England: The three white, red throated shrubs in our garden are covered with flowers from June to September. (They were grown from cuttings some twenty years ago when the garden was in its infancy).

Blue, purple and white species grace several public areas of our village.

The tree or ‘spreading bush’ Hibiscus Mutibilis often called ‘Cotton Rose’ as its flowers look like fluffy balls of cotton that start white and change to pink as they mature. The trees are especially impressive when in full flower with a

mix of white; white and pink; and fully pink flowers. Our two trees flower in September through to October.

SOME SEMI HARDY VARIETIES: WITHSTAND A FEW DEGREES OF FROST The elegant specimen flowered Hibiscus Coccineus is a marsh/pond plant originally from what is now Florida and Georgia in the USA. We have several plants raised from seeds growing in pots in the shallow margins of our two ponds: red and white-flowered varieties are available.

The single and double red-flowered varieties of Hibiscus Rosa Sinsensis are thought to have originally come from islands in the Indian Ocean. These are the exotic plants used in many gardens and as garden and street-lining hedges.

delicious so the flowers now often grace our summer salads for decoration and eating by ourselves and adventurous guests. Try them yourselves - once there are flowers on your bushes, that is provided you do not use chemical sprays in your garden.

THE MORE TENDER VARIETIES The white, yellow, orange and pink-flowered versions of Hibiscus Rosa Sinsensis. If your garden is in a frost belt it is often best to use these as annuals or plant in containers that can be moved to a greenhouse during the winter months. The flowers can be dried for the preparation of interesting infusions and when we visited the Botanical Gardens outside Havana, Cuba, we lunched on a hibiscus flower salad. Yes, we ate them - and with no other ingredients except for a light salad oil. It was different and

IMPORTANT INFORMATION RE THE HANDSCOMBE’S BOOKS - With the demise of many of the bookshops and distributors that used to handle Santana Books the most convenient way of obtaining information about and purchasing the gardening and lifestyle books written by Dick Handscombe is to use Amazon Books. A search for ‘Dick Handscombe’ on first entering the Amazon Books site will normally bring most of the books up in one go. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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New superstore opening OKAY SO we know Easter hasn’t arrived yet but as it’s late this year, the summer season will be upon us before you realise and everyone should now be thinking of long, lazy days enjoying the Spanish climate.

DOES YOUR patio or terrace area need a facelift? Fed up with the old lumpy sunbeds you’ve been meaning to change for years?

Need a nice outside dining set or maybe you just want to treat yourself to a nice water feature to fill that empty corner?

Siestagroup prides itself on having one of the largest collections of both garden and home furniture on the Costa Blanca, at realistic and affordable prices.

The name may be new but the company certainly isn’t. Siestagroup (formerly known as Iron Art Factory Outlets) has been trading for more than 15 years and continues to thrive in a difficult financial climate. Its success is attributed to its buying team, who carefully select products that are both stylish and comfortable but most importantly affordable for its valued customers.

As new urbanisations and developments continue to increase, more people are travelling quite a distance to visit Siestagroup’s showrooms in the Torrevieja area, so it was decided that the group should move a little closer and make your shopping experience a little less stressful. Therefore, April 19th 2014 will see the opening of the fourth Siestagroup Outlet.

The store will be located on the main N332 at San Javier, Murcia, opposite decathlon (just down the road from the Dos Mares shopping centre) and will boast more than 1000m2 of showroom space. You will be able to comfortably peruse a vast selection of garden loungers; patio sets; dining sets; parasols; swings; gazebos and water features. Or if it is inside the house you want to spruce up, you will find quality leather and fabric sofas and chairs, as

well as rugs, mirrors and clocks, etc.

Business hours: Monday – Friday, 10am – 6pm: Saturday 10am – 2pm: Sunday - closed all day.

There will be some fantastic not-to-be-missed opening offers and in true celebratory style. And as it is Easter weekend, on the day of opening Siestagroup’s additional three outlets at Gata De Gorgos, Guardamar Del Segura and Los Montesinos will also be offering some out of these fabulous bargains.

This will be a day to remember - so don’t forget everyone is invited to help us celebrate.

If you cannot make it on Saturday 19th April, you can also view all of the furniture products online at the company’s brand new website www.siestagroup.com from the comfort of home.

Call the sales hotline on 0034 96 672 6891 for more information or email web@siestagroup.com

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travel

Valencia getaway

5 nights

116.69€ p/p

THE MEDITERRANEAN region south of Cataluña is famous for its magnificent orange groves and the beauty of its long beaches.

Centuries of Moorish influence in the area has resulted in a profound Hispano-Moorish heritage with a charming combination of Mediterranean traditions.

The Valencian Coast lies alongside the capital and a short distance away there are two enormous beaches and other tourist resorts such as Cullera, Gandia and Oliva.

The impressive 5km stretch of the Blue Flag La Devesa Beach is within the Parque Natural de la Albufera. Pinedo Beach Village at 1500m is south of Valencia Port and Club Nautico, protected from the wind and offering plenty of restaurants and beachside entertainment.

Valencia is also famous for its gastronomic culture. The city is renowned for its outstanding tapas bars and also fine dining establishments

where you can sample spectacular paella, a yummy rice dish expertly simmered with seafood or meat such as chicken or rabbit.

Hotels.tv have a range of 4 and 5 star hotels for luxury stays and 1-3 star hotels for those short getaways.

HOTEL BEATRIZ REY DON JAIME, VALENCIA: 4 STARS This four-star establishment is a landmark in Valencia with a privileged location, ideal for anyone visiting the city in search of culture, beach, leisure and business.

Located next to the City of Arts and Science situated 0.8km south of the hotel. The historic centre of Valencia is situated 1.5km to the west and the beach is situated 1km. to the east.

12th May 2014 for 5 nights - 2 people sharing only: 116.69€ per person: Payment on booking. Call 0034 865 674 036.

Exclusive Holiday Deals

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from RTN & Gandia Tours

Gandia Tours’ three day tour to Peñiscola SETTING OFF on 22nd May, Gandia Tours offers a wonderful three day excursion to Peñiscola, taking in the sights of Morella and returning 24th May. DAY 1 Travel to Peñiscola and check into a 4-Star hotel with half board and water included.

Peñiscola is a fortified seaport and location of Peñiscola Castle, built by the Knights Templar and famed as the movie set for the Hollywood blockbuster ‘El Cid’ starring Charlton Heston and Sophia Loren.

The streets of the old part of the town are cobbled and there are plenty of restaurants and shops to explore. Some of the typical Spanish restaurants are outstanding value, offering a wide range of traditional dishes.

At the height of the tourist season there is an evening bazaar selling souvenirs and featuring street performers as well as a Punch & Judy show.

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Granada 4 days Excursion to Sierra Nevada included 24th July.

H**** opposite Alhambra Palace.

Outdoor pool. Half Board

180€ per person

DAY 2 Travel to Morella, an ancient walled city perched atop a hill in Castellon. Your legs need to be in good shape to climb to the castle but there is plenty more to see and do in this fascinating enclave.

The tour returns to Peñiscola at the end of the day.

DAY 3 Back in Peñiscola on Day 3 there are more sights to be seen and more delicious food to be sampled before heading home.

This wonderful three-day tour is priced at only 150€ per person.

For more information please call Gandia Tours on 966 106 872.

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Cape Town, South Africa ON THE southernmost tip of South Africa, Cape Town offers something for everyone.

FOR FAMILY entertainment, one of the best options is the Two Oceans Aquarium at the Victoria & Albert Waterfront. For something to eat, the Waterfront is packed with great bars and restaurants, offering a mix of traditional foods and very modern, cosmopolitan menus.

Continuing in the family theme, take the hop-on, hop-off bus and tour the city, making sure to take time out for the cable-car ride to the top of Table Mountain, an absolute must-see whilst in Cape Town.

Beaches are all around the coast, including the super Boulders Beach, home of a colony of African Penguins who settled there in the early 80s. In Cape Point, take the ‘Flying Dutchman’ funicular to the top for the spectacular views of this natural park.

Visit the crafts market in the middle of Cape Town for some truly wonderful examples of the best that Africa can offer. Wood carvings, patterned materials, candles, tables, chairs… haggle and making offers is the only way to purchase, and when you finally agree on your price, don’t forget what your luggage allowance is on the way home!

Flights from Spain to Cape Town range from 750€ dependant on the route - a little more and the connections definitely improve. Accommodation is available for all budgets, from hostal to 5* Spa. Contact us if you would like a personalised quote.

Article supplied by Worldwide Horizons Travel Agency, La Zenia. Tel: 966 761 492, visit www.whtravel.es, email travel@whtravel.es, or see their advert on page 9.

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Life

Milestones mark memories MONUMENTOUS EVENTS of modern history served as milestones for the memories of Costa Blanca author George Thomas as he recalls his own adventures around the globe.

By Jack Troughton Urged by his family to write down stories of his travels, George sets his memoir against the backdrop of dates that changed the world – including the assassination of JF Kennedy, the Cuban Revolution, Nixon’s tearful resignation following Watergate, the end of the Cold War and the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

And while the book is dedicated to his wife Kay, three children and 11 grandchildren, it is also an insight into the different customs of countries, the problems they can cause and how to cope with them.

The title ‘Promise Me You Won’t Go to Beirut!’ was an undertaking George happily gave to his wife before travelling on business to the Middle East – the Lebanon was a warzone at the time.

But naturally things did not quite go to plan. George found himself in the middle of the city and remembers the worrying sound of nearby AK47s being fired as he took a bath. Fortunately, it was just one of those ‘celebrations’ still seen in the region as guns are fired into the air.

The writer, who lives in Javea, explained: “The memoir really came about with the older grandchildren, after hearing some of the tales, suggesting ‘why not write them down?’.”

George has written two fictional thrillers to date, Nemesis in Spain and Nemesis in Asia, and both feature a jet-setting avenging angel. Many of the restaurants, hotels, and locations used in the stories are real places he visited while working or on holiday.

George Thomas

NOVEL “I have written this memoir after two works of fiction and in it readers will find some of the source material for the novels,” said George. “It is amazing how many international events occurred during the time I was travelling. It has helped me fix dates because I didn’t keep any notes.”

In Syria, George was able to visit the country’s cities and rich history but 40 years later much has been destroyed in a bitter civil war. “What I saw has now gone...it is appalling.”

However, now happily living in Spain, he said “It is not an autobiography” but an account of how and why he was infected with the travel bug – and what happened.

Promise Me You Won’t Go to Beirut is available from: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/148206782X and the Book Depository http://www.bookdepository.co.uk/Promise-Me-You-Wont-Go-Beirut-George-JThomas/9781482067828 More information is available on the Facebook Page https://www.facebook.com/GeorgeJosephThomasAuthor

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showbiz goss

by Peter

Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Oh what a Fool I nearly was!

What you are about to read is the story behind the story of how, but for a phone call from the lovely Dawn at the RTN office, 15 minutes before the deadline on Wednesday afternoon, I would have fallen for one of the biggest April fool jokes of all time.

Last Tuesday (April 1st) I read with amazement about how two top TV personalities started banging on at each other? … In public? … In an IKEA store in North London? … Yes folks it was those cheeky wee devils Ant and Dec and what a brilliant joke they pulled, a stunt that they managed to keep running long enough time for me to buy it! … Big time!

In case you don’t know the full details of how they did it … here we go. Ant (short one) lay on a bed when they were shopping for shelving units to which Dec (tall one) was overheard saying “This is the last straw, man!” before he shut himself in a bathroom! … A showroom bathroom!! …

Shortly afterwards Ant was seen staring into space in the shop canteen eating meatballs whilst Dec queued alone at the checkout. A company statement read “Ant is furious ... As far as he’s concerned, he’s been betrayed by his best friend and his management team ... He didn’t even like the shelving unit that much,” … great touch!! Then they stirred the pot a bit more with “Dec will buy Ant out of their production company Mitre, and Ant will have sole custody of their pet dog, Beyoncé … love it!! The two guys have held the nations hearts for a long while now, and this latest outrageous stunt they pulled off has only added to their popularity I´m sure.

A couple of cheeky chappies who got me good!!

I´VE ALWAYS loved going to see a live band in concert; however after reading about a Kings of Leon concert a couple of weeks ago in Seattle when a woman was discovered to have measles, wearing a mask now becomes a serious option. 17,000 people were there so that´ll keep the medical team busy for a couple of days. In 2010 the group had to cancel a gig after pigeons pooped on them.

“FROZEN, THE Oscar-winning Disney film about a princess who goes in search of her sister hits $1.072 billion at the worldwide box office!” So often you read this kind of headline. What might have had an impact on this statistic is that Pastor Kevin Swanson of the Reformation Church recently accused the film of trying to turn children gay on his radio show ...

The things people say to get attention!

Celebrity Clips IN 2012 Sir Alex Ferguson went to Harvard University in Boston and lectured on a paper written by professor Anita Elberse called ‘Sir Alex Ferguson: Managing Manchester United’, and it must have gone well as he has been invited back: “I’m delighted to have the opportunity to contribute to such a respected centre of excellence,” said the man, who was born to poor parents in Govan, Glasgow’s very own centre of excellence!

I’LL STICK my neck out and say that there are not many of you out there that have not at one time swished your imaginary Lightsabre as was featured in Star Wars. Toys have been produced the world over of this iconic piece of gadgetry for kids to have fun with, and now writer George Lucas has made a movie clip of how the Lightsaber came about and why they chose such a design.

Makes top viewing.

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television

11th - 17th April

Friday 11th April BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 17:00 More Creatures Great and Small 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Outnumbered 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Bad Education 24:55 EastEnders

07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:50 Saints and Scroungers 09:20 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 11:05 Mary Berry Cooks 11:35 The Travel Show 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Instant Restaurant 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 Coast 16:15 Planet Earth 17:15 Great British Bake Off 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Golf: The Masters 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Natural World 23:00 The Trip to Italy 23:30 Newsnight 24:05 Battle for Britain’s Breakfast

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Cube 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Bourne Identity

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Fifteen to One 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 20:55 Lent Diaries 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Conned, Fleeced and Left for Broke 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 NCIS 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Columbo: Death Lends a Hand 17:55 Access 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 19:35 Criminals: Caught on Camera 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 Gypsies on Benefits & Proud 23:00 Law & Disorder: Catching Crims Live 24:00 Webcam Girls: At Your Service

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Fast & Furious 24:10 Take Me Out

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Rude(ish) Tube 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Charmed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 There’s Something about Mary 24:25 Rude Tube

Saturday 12th April BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Mary Berry Cooks 13:00 Football Focus 13:45 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:15 Golf: The Masters 15:30 Bargain Hunt 16:30 Escape to the Country 17:15 Final Score 18:15 Shrek the Third 19:40 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 20:00 Pointless Celebrities 20:50 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 21:40 Casualty 22:30 The Guess List 23:10 BBC News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 24:50 The Football League Show

07:00 From This Day Forward 08:35 Great British Menu 09:05 Great British Menu 09:35 Great British Menu 10:05 Great British Menu 10:35 Great British Menu 11:05 The Living Planet 12:00 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age 12:30 Great British Railway Journeys 13:00 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:30 Talking Pictures 14:00 Suspicion 15:35 Rebecca 17:45 Mountain Gorilla 18:45 Flog It! 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Golf: The Masters

07:00 Dino Dan 07:25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 07:50 Canimals 08:00 Canimals 08:05 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote: a Story to Die For 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:24 ITV Central Weather 13:25 Countrywise 13:45 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 14:15 Smokey and the Bandit 16:00 The Chase 17:00 ITV News Central 17:10 ITV News and Weather 17:30 Live FA Cup Football 20:15 Britain’s Got Talent 21:30 Amazing Greys 22:30 Law & Order: UK 23:30 The Americans 24:30 ITV News and Weather 24:45 FA Cup Football Highlights

07:30 The Grid 08:00 Athletics 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Frasier 10:25 Frasier 10:55 The Big Bang Theory 11:25 The Big Bang Theory 11:50 How I Met Your Mother 12:20 How I Met Your Mother 12:50 The Simpsons 13:15 The Simpsons 13:45 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 14:45 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:45 Come Dine with Me 18:20 Come Dine with Me 18:50 Come Dine with Me 19:25 Channel 4 News 19:55 Lent Diaries 20:00 Grand Designs 21:00 Hostages 22:00 It’s Complicated 24:15 Epic Movie

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps 09:40 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Access 11:05 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

12:05 Columbo: the Most Dangerous Match 13:35 Scooby-Doo 15:15 The Goonies 17:25 5 News Weekend 17:35 Most Shocking Talent Show Moments 20:15 Britain’s Best Loved Double Acts 23:10 Morecambe & Wise Live! 1973 24:35 The Plank

07:00 Emmerdale

07:00 Ugly Betty 07:45 Made in Chelsea 08:40 Charmed 09:35 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 Rude(ish) Tube 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 11:30 Rules of Engagement 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Rules of Engagement 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Made in Chelsea 18:05 How I Met Your Mother 18:35 How I Met Your Mother 19:05 The Big Bang Theory 19:35 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Tomorrow People 22:00 Mission: Impossible 2 24:25 The Big Bang Theory 24:55 The Big Bang Theory

Sunday 13th April

09:40 Coronation Street 12:05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 13:05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 14:00 Tom Daley Goes Global 15:05 You’ve Been Framed!

15:35 The Incredible Hulk 17:50 Cats & Dogs 19:35 Year One 21:30 Britain’s Got More Talent 22:35 You’ve Been Framed!

23:05 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Crazy Beaches 24:15 Britain’s Got Talent

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07:00 Breakfast

07:25 The Westerner

08:05 Match of the Day

09:00 Countryfile

09:30 Athletics

10:00 Gardeners’ World

07:00 Dino Dan 07:10 Dino Dan 07:25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 07:50 Canimals 08:00 Canimals 08:05 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11:25 Columbo: Murder, Smoke and Shadows 13:25 ITV News and Weather 13:29 ITV Central Weather 13:30 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 14:00 All Star Family Fortunes 14:45 Big Star’s Little Star 15:40 Britain’s Got Talent 16:55 Octopussy 19:25 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 19:45 Catchphrase 20:30 Off Their Rockers 21:00 Endeavour 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 The Olivier Awards 2014

07:10 Street Velodrome 07:40 Goodwood 72nd Members’ Meeting 08:05 How I Met Your Mother 08:30 How I Met Your Mother 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Frasier 09:55 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Secret Eaters 14:35 The Big Bang Theory 15:05 The Simpsons 15:35 Stormbreaker 17:25 Deal or No Deal 18:25 Channel 4 News 18:45 Lent Diaries 18:50 Marley & Me 21:00 Dirty Weekenders in France with Richard E Grant 22:00 The Three Musketeers 24:15 No Country for Old Men

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai 11:25 Power Rangers Megaforce 12:00 Alpha and Omega 13:40 Winnie the Pooh 14:50 Surf’s Up 16:25 Chicken Little 17:55 Oliver & Company 19:25 5 News Weekend 19:30 Spider-Man 3 22:00 Grown Ups 24:10 The Goonies

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 The Hot Desk 07:55 Emmerdale 10:40 Coronation Street 13:10 The Hot Desk 13:25 Dennis 15:15 Nancy Drew 17:25 Britain’s Got Talent 18:40 Britain’s Got More Talent 19:45 You’ve Been Framed!

20:15 Johnny English 22:00 Knocked Up 24:35 Paranormal Activity

Nancy Drew 15:15

07:00 Make It or Break It 07:45 Charmed 08:35 Ugly Betty 09:30 Rude(ish) Tube 09:55 Youngers 10:25 Youngers 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Made in Chelsea 14:35 Revenge 15:40 Rude(ish) Tube 16:05 How I Met Your Mother 16:35 How I Met Your Mother 17:05 The Big Bang Theory 17:35 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Tomorrow People 19:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 19:35 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:35 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Simpsons Movie 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 How I Met Your Mother 24:30 How I Met Your Mother

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07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Storage Hoarders 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 I Never Knew That About Britain 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Undeniable 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Agenda 24:05 Women Behind Bars with Trevor McDonald

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 The King of Queens 09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Fifteen to One 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Lent Diaries 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 23:50 Gogglebox

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Mystery Woman 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Classic Car Rescue 22:00 Britain’s Crime Capitals 23:00 Pickpockets & Proud 24:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Mom 22:30 Mom 23:00 Couples Retreat

07:00 Switched 07:25 Being Erica 08:10 90210 09:00 Ugly Betty 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Charmed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Revenge 23:00 Made in Chelsea 24:00 How I Met Your Mother 24:30 How I Met Your Mother

15:30 Sunday Politics 16:45 Bargain Hunt 17:30 Escape to the Country 18:00 Songs of Praise

10:30 Beechgrove Garden 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

18:35 The People’s Portrait

12:30 James Martin:

19:35 BBC News;

Home Comforts

Regional News and Weather

13:15 MOTD2 Extra

20:00 Countryfile

14:05 Gypsy

21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 The Crimson Field 23:00 BBC News;

16:25 Coast 16:30 Great Barrier Reef

Regional News and Weather

17:30 Flog It!

23:25 Match of the Day 2

18:30 Athletics

24:25 The Graham Norton Show

19:30 Golf: The Masters

Monday 14th April BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Helicopter Heroes 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Perfection 15:30 Escape to the Country 16:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Bang Goes the Theory 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 The Treasure Hunters 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 Michael McIntyre Chat Show 24:25 Late Kick Off 24:55 Live at the Apollo

BBC2

07:15 Homes Under the Hammer 08:15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 09:00 Saints and Scroungers 09:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11:00 Great British Railway Journeys 11:30 A Man for All Seasons 13:25 Bye Bye Birdie 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Planet Earth 17:15 Coast 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Restaurant Wars: The Battle for Manchester 22:00 Business Boomers 23:00 Rev 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Digby Jones: The New Troubleshooter

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Tuesday 15th April BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Helicopter Heroes 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Perfection 15:30 Escape to the Country 16:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Shetland 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:20 The Guess List

07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:45 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:00 Great British Garden Revival 11:00 Great British Railway Journeys 11:35 Super League Show 12:20 A Goofy Movie 13:30 The War Lover 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Planet Earth 17:15 Coast 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Big Allotment Challenge 22:00 Watermen: A Dirty Business 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Business Boomers

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Storage Hoarders 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 River Monsters 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Grudge 2

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Fifteen to One 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Lent Diaries 21:00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic 22:00 New Worlds 23:15 Dogging Tales 24:25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

07:00 Children TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Classic Car Rescue 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Mary Higgins Clark’s Lucky Day 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 21:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 23:55 Body of Proof 24:50 Body of Proof

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Paranormal Activity

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Rude(ish) Tube 09:30 Rude(ish) Tube 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:30 Rude(ish) Tube 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Charmed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Independence Day 23:25 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 24:25 Bodyshockers

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Helicopter Heroes 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Perfection 15:30 Escape to the Country 16:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Monkey Planet 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Michael McIntyre Chat Show 24:55 Scary Movie 4

07:20 Homes Under the Hammer 08:20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 09:05 Saints and Scroungers 09:35 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:20 Antiques Roadshow 11:20 Food & Drink 11:50 See Hear 12:20 The Fall of the Roman Empire 15:15 The Great British Bake Off 16:15 Planet Earth 17:15 Coast 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Under Offer: Estate Agents on the Job 22:00 Ian Hislop’s Olden Days - The Power of the Past in Britain 23:00 Happy Birthday BBC Two 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Watermen: A Dirty Business

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Storage Hoarders 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Big Star’s Little Star 22:00 Law & Order: UK 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 24:35 Baboons with Bill Bailey

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Fifteen to One 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Lent Diaries 21:00 Secret Eaters 22:00 How to Get a Council House 23:00 The Hunt for the Boston Bombers 24:20 Mayday: The Passenger Who Landed a Plane

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Bonneville 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Killing Spree 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Castle 23:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 Emmerdale 07:30 Britain’s Got More Talent 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Through the Keyhole 23:00 Shaun of the Dead

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Rude(ish) Tube 09:30 Rude(ish) Tube 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:30 Rude(ish) Tube 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Charmed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Party House 24:00 Made in Chelsea

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Helicopter Heroes 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Perfection 15:30 Escape to the Country 16:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Parking Mad 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 Life and Death Row 24:35 The People’s Portrait

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:45 Saints and Scroungers 09:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 10:45 Gardeners’ World 11:15 Animal Park 12:00 Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan 13:35 Jason and the Argonauts 15:15 Great British Bake Off 16:15 Planet Earth 17:15 Coast 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Digby Jones: The New Troubleshooter 22:00 Protecting Our Parents 23:00 Happy Birthday BBC Two 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Ian Hislop’s Olden Days - The Power of the Past in Britain

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Storage Hoarders 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Ade at Sea 22:00 The Walton Sextuplets at 30 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Mercury Rising

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Fifteen to One 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Lent Diaries 21:00 Posh Pawn 22:00 15,000 Kids and Counting 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:20 The Front 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Beware! Cowboy Builders Abroad 22:00 Harold Shipman 23:00 Person of Interest 24:00 Gypsies on Benefits & Proud

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 18:35 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:30 Dinner Date 20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Tom Daley Goes Global 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Dads 24:20 Two and a Half Men 24:45 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Rude(ish) Tube 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:30 Rude(ish) Tube 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Charmed 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 2 Broke Girls 23:00 The IT Crowd 23:35 The IT Crowd 24:05 Party House

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what’s on

Jet set jazz SWINGING JAZZ and blues singer Sylvia Howard jets into the Costa Blanca from Paris to perform on Thursday 24th April and Friday 25th April in the latest in the successful ‘Jazz at the Parador’ concerts in Javea.

By Jack Troughton BORN IN the United States’ Indiana, her career has blossomed on an international stage performing in countless festivals and concert halls across the globe from the Far East to Europe.

Sylvia has also composed and performed movie soundtracks for the French film industry including the title song ‘I Want to Go Somewhere’ for the big screen’s ‘Ni Pour Ni Contre’.

And between a busy touring schedule, Sylvia also spends time organising children’s workshops at schools across France’s capital city.

The concerts start at 8.30pm and tickets are 10€.

These are available direct from the Javea Parador reception desk or can be booked in advance from reservasjazzparador@gmail.com

Young classical talent

By Jack Troughton MEXICAN PIANIST Anthony Tamayo plays his only Spanish concert in Javea on 26th April at 8pm with a programme featuring Bach, Chopin, Rachmaninov and Liszt.

The award-winning 22-year-old musician plays the Conservatory of Music of Javea bringing the talents that have won prizes and seen him play with top orchestras.

Entry is by 12€ donation and more information is available by calling 652 204 643 or email to direccion.artistica@apam-javea.com and the pianist has his own website www.anthonytamayo.mx

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Mercury opposes Mars and this disconnects lines of communication. It is quite clear that someone has somehow got hold of the wrong end of the stick this week, and you will have your work cut out explaining that which you must.

The Full Moon brings you a new set of instructions and a focus that inspires and works well with you if you need it.

Venus enjoys a take on with Neptune at the beginning of the week. It is a conflict of interests that has caused the hiccup this week, and resolute Neptune brings boundless energy and strength into the bargain to even out some of the cracks that seem to be appearing, whilst Venus in true form, works with the inner you, eliminating fears.

Forget any snap decisions you may live to regret this week as you show others that you are not to be messed with. Mercury trysts with Uranus, and this means that there are solutions to inherent problems and you have the go ahead to make things better for all concerned. Be frank and just tell it all how it really is, the truth cannot hurt you.

Your stubbornness has seen you go out on a limb, but you are about to be rewarded at long last for your consistency and your non judgmental view of the situation in hand. As Pluto turns retrograde and is, in turn, cornered by Mercury there comes a time to enjoy both a much needed respite and some tender and sensitive ongoing planning too.

As the Sun opposes Ceres there is a delay in something you have long awaited, and a need to reschedule your most recent plans. This is not to be viewed as a set back but it is the very best way to iron out the creases that have been left by the somewhat selfish actions of others. Take control, because you can, and nobody could do better.

Time to look within at the innermost you and actually liking what you see for a change. You can be so very hard on yourself, and the new instruction tells you to think of yourself for a change whilst making plans that allow you some healthy rest and relaxation. You are balanced and awaiting further actions, make them happen!

Actions of the Sun entering Saturn pave a way forward for you. This is an alert for making the changes that you have wanted for such a long time but have been hesitant to make for reasons best known to you. Pastures new beckon you on, and the wisdom of Saturn means that nothing is too much trouble now if it fits with your own goal.

Pluto and Mercury both have inspiring energies and you would do well to link in with your gut reactions right now.

You are experiencing many changes, and some of them may be out of your own control in the current scheme of things. Nothing ventured is truly nothing gained, and your rewards will begin to inspire and motivate others.

Mercury squares with Jupiter and it would seem that somebody is making a mountain out of a molehill right now. This could just be used to your advantage if you play for time and use your subtle and inimitable skills to highlight your wants and needs as you see them. Making choices now is taking care of those whom you really love.

Vibrations are being felt within the Earth signs of the Zodiac as an instruction needs to be followed to the letter. If others knew what you now know they wouldn’t be so hard on you, but this is not the right time to spill the beans. The mid month Lunar Eclipse will sort things out in a positive way, and patience is called for until then.

Venus connects positively with Neptune as Mercury is ensconced with Uranus. Great changes are out there and it is time to put your cards on the table and to face the consequences. A focus on the workplace shows that you are doing the lion’s share, but not receiving either the praise, or the salary that you so rightly deserve to get.

Neptune’s ebullient energy and powerful demeanour reflect with a dreamy romantic Venus this month and bring love and romance to your door. Passions are aroused and your heart energy seems to be open and tuned into making positive choices on a partnership level to boot. Believe in your self and follow your instincts above all.

If it’s your birthday this week

Sudoku

Rather than please others right now, just be yourself. If people do not like what they are seeing then they don’t really have your true interests at heart, and they can’t do what they say that they can, either!

Kenny Corris For Readings, Consultations and Castings email: kennycorris@hotmail.com / www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 / Tel: 965 878 424

Warts and all MEDIUMS ARE becoming more popular all over the World, but what concept do people have of what a Medium actually looks like? We are a fairly distinct and general mob of people, but we get the spooky label because so many are terrified of us. If you turn to Hollywood we are dwarves or maybe deformed, preferably with a hunchback, or we are balding, blind, with visible cataracts in each eye.

Certainly we are never portrayed as the average man or woman in the street, but we are, we are really.

I have heard all the jokes that I am an extra large Medium, but you may know that we Mediums are prone to put on weight, and a lot of us couldn’t fit into the medium label, that’s very true. Doris Stokes was a wonderful and very famous clairaudient who coached me when I was young and she wasn’t so skinny either.

Spirit artists have captured many a working Medium on the platforms of the World. Apart from drawing the departed directly from Spirit they also have a skill of being able to draw the Medium when they are overshadowed by a connective

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Spirit from the Other Side, something that photos very rarely show. Thus the body and the face sometimes do not fit together. Spookier even!

I see such potential in my clients sometimes. It is possible to pick up on their individual psychic auras and energies from their faces. I see Daddy’s nose and Mummy’s eyes and very often see them crafted on the face of my client both together.

Mediums may be more at large than they were, but there is a changing World out there whereby nobody has to remain silent anymore. Spiritualist views, whether they are of old souls or reincarnations or angels really aren’t scoffed at any more because more and more are experiencing psychic presence for themselves They can also talk about it without being thought to be approaching madness in any shape or form. The sixth sense is beckoning to many and this has brought faith to many who are thankfully filling the Spiritual Centres and Churches of the World.

The Medium is within you, and the skills of prediction, your hunches, auras, these are all becoming recognised and enjoyed for good reason…. warts and all!

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY, CAN you tell my family that I am not crazy or mad, but I like to meditate from time to time? I am sick and tired of being told that the next stage means hugging trees and dancing around a wigwam!

Desperate Denny P. Hi Denny. Meditation is now so elevated that Cancer Nurses are working with healing through all aspects of this highly addictive energy bringing exercise. You seem to have the family from the mists of time, and if they believe in you, which I strongly feel that they do, then they must know that all that you are is included in your interpretary meditation. It lowers blood pressure, clears the mind, helps to calm and centre and has such positive aspects that your family should be begging you to show them how to do it. As for hugging trees and wigwam dancing why not?

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 54.

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Across 7. Choice (6) 8. Amenable (6) 10. Puzzle (7) 11. Harmony (5) 12. Revolve (4) 13. Cut (5) 17. Abode (5) 18. Solitary (4) 22. Skill (5) 23. Tramp (7) 24. Pressing (6) 25. Winner (6) Down 1. Liken (7) 2. Surprise (7) 3. Jovial (5) 4. Intricate (7) 5. Last (5) 6. At no time (5) 9. Dear (9) 14. Satisfied (7) 15. Fidelity (7) 16. Speculation (7) 19. Scour (5) 20. Scope (5) 21. Once more (5)

Across 7. Lovers’ suit, perhaps (6) 8. Ten among the non-clerical people show slackness (6) 10. 14 in a royal way (7) 11. It’s a bit exceptional, a tiny boy using such language (5) 12. Cultivate a money-holder (4) 13. Debar what isn’t there after a close shave (5) 17. It comes from the bright lights put out when 2 and 10 are curtailed (5) 18. Just a periodical market (4) 22. A team taken apart (5) 23. Assert it’s hot from the printing-machine? (7) 24. Write your name again - and give up work! (6) 25. Game bird evokes grumble (6) Down 1. Benevolence, but cautious about it (7) 2. 10 in great measure (7) 3. Not moving yet (5) 4. 2 where works of art may be shown (7) 5. Catalogues of combat (5) 6. Land that’s marshy enables animal to hide in it (5) 9. Gradually advancing through academic awards (2,7) 14. Abnormal reaction of 4 (7) 15. Cautious addition of fuel mixture to vehicle (7) 16. Bit of furniture in the robing-room? (7) 19. Henry will give one a vexing time (5) 20. Before a second has passed (5) 21. Wine from the South used in merry-making (5)

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charity

Costa Blanca Business Association supports MABS Fun Run A TEAM of CBBA members and friends recently took part in a 5km fun run in Moraira in aid of MABS Cancer Support (www.mabscancersupport.org), raising more than 600 Euros in sponsorship.

The Costa Blanca Business Association is a group of established businesses on the Northern Costa Blanca. The members represent a variety of services and trades, all working hard to ensure they offer excellent products, customer service and value for money.

As well as providing reliable services and promoting each other´s businesses, they also find ways to support local charities.

The team is pictured warming up before running, walking or jogging the 5km course.

Thankfully they were still smiling at the end!

To find out more about the Costa Blanca Business Association, visit www.cbba.es or email Alan Goswell at alan@female-focus.com.

Champions SATURDAY LUNCH time saw the Final of Heat FM ‘Darts on the Radio’ quiz which had started in January with numerous bars competing along the coast from Calpe to Javea.

The Bars in the play-off final were ‘The International Bar’ Moraira, ‘Saffys Sports Bar’ Calpe and the winners ‘Tichs’ Sports Bar’ in Moraira: although facing some tough questions a great time was had by all. Many Photo by David Tearle thanks go to Heat FM and all the sponsors.

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Comparisons

WELL, WE’RE still on the subject of adjectives as there are a lot of things to say about them apart from how they agree with nouns as we have already seen.

Another thing we use adjectives for is to make comparisons. For example, in English we say “big” “bigger” “the biggest”; “nice, nicer, the nicest”; “beautiful, more beautiful, the most beautiful”. We call these forms “comparative” and “superlative”.

The comparative compares two things “My dad is bigger than your dad” whereas the superlative compares one thing in relation to all the rest “His dad is the biggest”.

This is very easy in Spanish as we simply place the word más in front of the adjective to form the comparative (comparing two) and el más (masc) or la más (feminine) to form the superlative (one in comparison to all the rest).

Mi papá es más grande que tu papá.

(Notice we use que to translate “than”).

Su papá es el más grande.

“His dad is the biggest”.

Now here is one more thing to learn about adjectives. Spanish has a very interesting way of using them to replace nouns. For example, we can say: el hombre viejo the old man - and

this is perfectly correct - but usually it gets reduced to simply el viejo. (We could translate this as “the old man” or simply: “the old one”).

This works in the same way in the feminine.

La chica guapa – the pretty girl, or simply la guapa (the pretty one). All adjectives work in this way – el gordo (the fat one - masc), la tonta (the silly one – fem), el gracioso (the funny one – masc), la fea (the ugly one – fem).

Of course in Spanish we can identify whether the person is masculine or feminine, whereas this meaning is lost in English. We can also use this to refer to things, of course. ¿Cuál de las cajas quieres? La grande. (Which box do you want? – the big one).

And finally, also related to adjectives, we can now learn the fifth way of saying “the”.

If you remember we have learnt so far that there are masculine, feminine, singular and plural forms – el, la, los and las. The missing form is “lo”. Now lo has several meanings in Spanish, but at the moment we are only looking at when it means “the”. This is how it works, using three examples.

Lo interesante - “the interesting thing” Lo difícil - “the difficult thing” Lo curioso - “the curious thing” What can we say about these expressions?

Well, interesante, difícil and curioso are all adjectives. However, they are not describing anything in particular. We are not saying “the interesting book”, “the difficult job”, “the curious idea”. These adjectives are really describing ideas or situations not words that are defined as masculine or feminine. In this case, the word for “the” cannot be el or la but is a neutral “the” – lo. I’ll finish with a sentence for you to translate into English which hopefully illustrates some of what we’ve learnt.

Los dos hijos, el guapo y el feo, van a visitar a su familia este verano. Lo triste es que el guapo es más popular que el feo, aunque el feo es mucho más simpático, y es el más generoso de toda la familia. Lo más curioso de todo es que el guapo tiene muchos más amigos que el feo, pero el feo es el más feliz.

Age Concern Easter Fair ON SATURDAY 29th March the Age Concern Easter Fair was held at The Asturias Restaurant, Playa Flamenca. The Fair was well attended and raised the magnificent sum of 1,450€.

The President of Age Concern, Maureen Payne, would like to extend grateful thanks to Carlos at The Asturias for letting Age Concern have the room for the Fair, all of the stall holders for their support and the Age Concern volunteers who worked really hard to make the Fair a success.

The Easter Bonnet competition was actually won by the President seen here on the left with volunteers Maggie and Rita modelling their bonnets.

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people

Easter sunrise

By Jack Troughton WATCH THE sun peek over the horizon and celebrate Easter Sunday with Javea International Baptist Church and the ‘Churches Together’ project on the beach on 20th April.

The JIBC moving annual Easter Sunday Sunrise Service takes place at 7am on the seafront at Javea, between the port and the Arenal, close to the La Siesta Restaurant.

Christians around the world traditionally come together on Easter Sunday to watch the sunrise as part of the celebration of a very special day – and people on the Costa Blanca have the opportunity to watch the sun rise over the sea.

It is hoped many people will take the opportunity to join in the short service and enjoy the beauty of the sunrise – and be part of a worldwide celebration.

And on Friday 18th April at 10.30am, JIBC will host a ‘Churches Together’ Good Friday Service, at The Church Centre, Calle Favara 8, Javea Old Town. Easter Sunday Service is at 10.30 a.m. and the sermon will be given by Pastor John Hansford.

JIBC is a lively church with many activities taking place throughout the week and has an international congregation of many denominations worshipping together each Sunday. For more information on Easter Services, all the other activities, and directions call 96 579 5847 or visit www.javeabaptist.com

U3A Moraira-Teulada THE VENUE for the U3A Moraira-Teulada 5th May meeting is Salon de Banquettes, Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada. Members are reminded that the doors do not open until 9.30am. New members are welcome to join the U3A before the meeting, which will commence at 10.30am.

The Guest Speaker is Margaret Hales, who will be giving a talk about her life in politics with an emphasis on the lighter moments. www.u3amoraira-teulada.org

Fashionably first

By Jack Troughton MODELS WILL step out onto the catwalk in the first fashion show staged by the MABS Cancer Support Group Benidorm Branch on Wednesday 30th April. The charity’s new Cancer Centre in La Cala Finestrat

is hosting the event between 11am and 1pm and everyone is invited – with a complimentary drink being offered to help celebrate. All proceeds from the show will be used to help people with cancer and it is hoped to raise awareness of the new centre and shop

in the community. Hundreds of flyers are being distributed to promote the occasion. The centre is near the commercial centre and near the Villajoyosa roundabout in La Cala. A No2 bus from the Rincon in Benidorm also takes passengers to La Cala.

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music

Hangover Tuesday: Rock & Blues Band

CONSISTING OF three very experienced musicians: Kevin Richardson (lead guitar/vocals) is an exceptional guitarist who played with 70s bands White Plains and Zipper. In the late 60s Bob Milner (drums) played with rock & blues bands at well-known London clubs of the time. Laurence Woodworth (bass guitar) is also a multi-talented all-rounder who can also play keyboards and numerous brass instruments. The band pride themselves on their eclectic mix of songs; from Wishbone Ash, Free, Cream, Deep Purple, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Pink Floyd, Joe Bonamassa and other respected rock and blues artists, plus some self-penned songs.

For bookings and further information call Kevin on 650 208 050 or check out the band’s Facebook page at ‘blues00175’.

UPCOMING GIGS Friday 11th April, Platino, Arenal, Javea Saturday 3rd May, Beer Festival, Els Poblets Saturday 26th April, Lounge Bar, Costa Nova, Javea Thursday 8th May, Citrus, Orba

Timewarp Duo HUSBAND AND wife duo Justin James and Jaime Lee are better known as ‘Timewarp’. Both Jaime and Justin have a true talent for singing whether performing haunting ballads, powerful rock anthems or pop classics.

They have been performing professionally together for the past 15 years.

All ‘Timewarp’ shows are known for their feel-good and upbeat music for all generations to enjoy, where the audience is invited to relax and sing along or get up and dance the night away. Phone: 671 354 188 or visit www.timewarpduo.com APRIL GIGS Friday 11th, Metro Bar, Calpe: 8.30pm Saturday 12th, Hawaii Restaurant, Denia: 8.30pm Saturday 19th, Private Function Saturday 26th, Saffy’s Bar, Calpe: 8.30pm Sunday 27th, The Drunken Devil, Benidorm: 7pm

Niamh O’ Sheehan

NIAMH OFFERS an energetic performance of popular favourite folk-popsoul-blues - all events catered for - whether you want atmospheric background music during dinner or up-tempo dance music for after dinner. Together with Matthias Coblenzer, both from the band ‘GateCrash’, they are ‘Celtic Knot’, a duo performing an acoustic guitar set with Niamh focusing on singing traditional Irish ballads and folk music. Check out Niamh’s powerful vocals on her website www.costablancamusica.com Theme nights a speciality - i.e. Irish Night! For more info phone: 676 507 791.

GIGS IN APRIL Fri 11th, Casino Bar, Pego 9pm (Celtic Knot) Sat 12th, Nostros Bar, Arenal, Javea 10pm (Gatecrash) Sun 13th, Café Alta Ego, Denia: 7pm (Celtic Knot & Joses) Sat 19th, Paddy O’Connells, Denia: 12.05am (Gatecrash) Fri 25th, Bar Planet Acoustic Session, Parcent: 9pm (Celtic Knot) Saturday 26th, Paddy O’Connells, Denia: 12.05am (Gatecrash)

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with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Printing problems

HELLO AUNTY: HELP! I have put a new cartridge in my old HP Officejet 5610 printer, as it had run dry and it refuses to print. It has spat out a test sheet (okay), re-aligned itself and gone to sleep again! I have seven prints in the queue but it will not respond.

I use a Lenovo ideapad laptop with a USB cable to the printer (I have tried another cable, but no luck). Any ideas? Thanks in anticipation – Chris.

Aunty says: Method 1: Unplug the USB cable connecting your computer to the printer (it may be easiest to unplug the USB cable from the back of the printer).

Unplug the power cable for the printer.

Turn off your computer (all the way, not just a Restart).

Wait 60 seconds.

Plug the USB cable back into the printer.

Plug the power cable back into the printer.

Turn the computer back on.

When the computer comes back up, check the printer.

METHOD 2: Uninstall the Printer software and reinstall the software.

You may need the HP Officejet 5610 printer software CD to remove the HP software installed on the personal computer to which the product is connected. If you no longer have the CD, go to the Select Software and Drivers page at the HP website. Type in the product number and select the Windows operating system that your PC uses.

Response: Thanks, all okay again - Chris

Router tip HI AUNTY: A few weeks ago you answered a query regarding a possible router problem when a reader was trying to re-connect to a router after turning their tablet or mobile device off. I had this problem with my iPod Touch. The problem was caused by a security feature introduced by Apple (and presumably other manufacturers) that doesn’t like the default name (SSID) given to a router (i.e. TalkTalk, Netgear etc). I resolved the connection (and re-connection) problem by changing the SSID to a personal name or phrase (don’t use your surname or house name for security reasons as this name is seen when scanning for a WiFi network). Now when I turn my iPod Touch back on it finds my network instantly. I hope this helps. Ray Aunty says: Thanks for the tip!

Skype accounts and payments HELLO AUNTY and team! I just wonder if you might have more success than me… I’ve had Skype for years. At one time I could not get into my account so set up a new one.

The only trouble is they keep taking money out of my bank account but say I’ve no credit. I’ve emailed them a few times and nothing in return can you help me please. Eileen Aunty says: Perhaps your payments are being sent to the account that you could not access?

And not to your new account, hence why it is saying you have no credit on your new account.

If you know which email address your old account was set up on, you can request a new password to try and access that old account: https://login.skype.com/recovery Once in the account you can use it and use the credits in there, and you should also be able to cancel the payments. Failing that, then it is persistent emails to Skype to sort it out.

Crossword Solutions for Last Week Cryptic Solutions Across: 1 Verge; 4 Doodles; 8 Nippers; 9 Elgar; 10 Tide; 11 Practice; 13 Upas; 14 Rate; 16 Bachelor; 17 Spur; 20 Ideal; 21 Opening; 22 Derides; 23 First.

Down: 1 Venetian blind; 2 Rapid; 3 Eyes; 4 Desire; 5 Overcoat; 6 Lignite; 7 Serves us right; 12 Labelled; 13 Unclear; 15 Porous; 18 Prior; 19 Reef.

Quick solutions Across: 1 Amass; 4 Stipend; 8 Gladden; 9 Press; 10 Open; 11 Headland; 13 Elan; 14 Ante; 16 Accuracy; 17 Pert; 20 Inapt 21 Undoing; 22 Natural; 23 Tress.

Down: 1 Agglomeration; 2 Adage; 3 Side; 4 Singer; 5 Impudent; 6 Elevate; 7 Disadvantages; 12 Narrator; 13 Enchant; 15 Actual; 18 Exile; 19 Edit.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Solar Garden Post Lights

THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Solar Powered Mosaic Garden Post Lights.

Everybody loves solar lights – they’re inexpensive, cost nothing to run and are a cinch to install. They also add charm and atmosphere to any outside space, large or small. And in the Spanish climate there’s no shortage of sun to keep them fully charged and ready to go.

The Solar Powered Mosaic Garden Post Lights are constructed from brightly coloured glass pieces and fitted to stainless steel posts. The three pack is made up of a blue, purple and yellow mosaic lantern which cast interesting colour shadows around them.

The lights come on automatically at dusk and last for up to six hours on a full charge, designed for year-round outdoor use. Each post light is fitted with an AA rechargeable battery supplied fully charged.

Installation couldn’t be easier – simply remove from the box, unscrew the solar panel from the top of the lantern and switch on

the unit, replace and place in the garden. It’s very easy to forget to switch on the solar panel and then assume they’re broken when they only last one night – so be patient and read the instructions!

Each post is 40cm high and 7cm in diameter, ideal for use in pots or window boxes too.

The Inspectors Verdict: The Solar Powered Mosaic Garden Post Lights are a colourful addition to any garden, and there’s no wiring or switches to worry about – just place them in your favourite spot and enjoy!

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/solar-mosiac-post-lights to purchase the Solar Powered Mosaic Garden Post Lights 3 Pack for 29€. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability. Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase.

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

The first Major of 2014 - and it is wide open THE MASTERS heralds the start of the 2014 Major Season and already there is some drama attached to it.

WITH JUST two weeks to go one of the favourites has withdrawn.

The hope that the earlier retirement for Tiger Woods from the Arnold Palmer Invitational was intended to ensure he was fit and well for the Masters. That has proven to be a vain hope and there is speculation that his back injury may mean that he will make no further appearance until The Open.

One of the other favourites for the event such as Jason Day has an injured thumb. In many sports this would not be a significant hindrance but in golf it can be critical, impacting the backswing and the impact.

Phil Mickelson is also suffering from a pulled muscle which meant that he too pulled out of the Texas Open and headed back to see a specialist. However, his opening round of 68 at Houston demonstrates that the therapy was demonstrably successful.

Hunter Mahan is also having back trouble and although it is not an injury Bubba Watson has some allergy problems which recently have affect his game.

In the Houston Open, just concluded last weekend, Dustin Johnson withdrew after playing 80 holes having produced the worst round of his career.

So what does that mean for the possible outcome of the Masters?

MAYBE IT IS THE YEAR OF THE ROOKIE! Who would you think has a chance of making it on their first appearance? Here are three to look out for 1. Keegan Bradley - at 27 he is a mature player and having won the 2011 PGA Championship on his first year he clearly has the nerves

for the big event.

2. Victor Dubuisson - finished second in the 2014 WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship to Jason Day. This match play event ended on the 23rd hole. Clearly demonstrating that this young Frenchman has the ability to stay focussed.

3. Patrick Reed - is still only 23 and when he claimed his third win in eight months at the WGC-Cadillac Championship in March, he was pilloried for declaring himself one of the top five golfers in the world. That is one big reason why he is the rookie that should be worth watching. He now has to back that up! His brash claim is not without substance, as since 1990, only Tiger Woods, Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson and Sergio García had won three PGA Tour events before the age of 24.

Aside from these new boys there is still hope that one of our favourites will somehow hold it together and deliver on the day.

We all have our personal favourites and so without rewriting the entire list it is impossible to cover them all, but I would suggest that most of us would love to see any of these gents lifting the trophy.

Sergio Garcia - just keep going through the last two days.

Ian Poulter - never lacking in enthusiasm and that is always matched with determination.

Luke Donald - Are his best days now behind him? Could there be one more period of four days when he reproduces that Luke Donald style and quality. If so he could lift his first major trophy.

Having written those down there are now ten other names that should be included. I will enjoy reading your comments about the ones that I should have added.

Head

2 Head

Campbell - You are looking a bit serious this week. Why is that?

Tony M - There are occasions when certain incidents just remove your sense of humour - at least for a while.

Campbell - Tell me more.

Tony M - Well you know what it is like when you arrive at a location for the first time. It could be anywhere where you are unfamiliar with your surroundings but probably more especially at an airport in a foreign country. You can be confused and you are probably at your most vulnerable for any rogue who intends to take advantage of your temporary loss of focus.

Campbell - I can imagine you had some alternative words instead of “rogue” in mind.

Tony M - You read my thoughts. But this is what happened to a group of lads who arrived here for a mini tournament. As they assembled and arrange transport nobody noticed anything untoward. It was only when they started to load the cases and bags that they noticed one was missing.

Campbell - That must be a terrible sinking feeling and especially in a foreign country.

Tony M - Obviously they retraced their steps and did a thorough search but it was definitely stolen. Anyway the owner of the case was quite calm about most of the contents, as they can all be replaced and fortunately I think his insurance will make good at least some of the losses. Unfortunately, there was a very special trophy in the bag which isn’t covered and as it is nearly one hundred years old it is not replaceable.

Campbell - Do we have a description.

Tony M - Better than that, we have a photograph. So IF any of our mates in the world of Golf should spot this then do notify the authorities.

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road test

Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Nissan Juke

EYE-CATCHING design at an attractive price - that’s the combination on offer from Nissan with its Juke, the increasingly fashionable compact sports utility vehicle. There’s no denying it, it’s a great design (as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz) that from a distance looks like a three-door but thanks to cleverly concealed rear door handles it is actually a five door. It represents extremely good value for money, too.

It seems to appeal to all generations, too, from the young girl who cycles past and tells her dad how she likes it through to the middle aged man who simply stands and stares. And the gentleman of senior years I spot driving his in Weymouth… Arguably the brown finish of the test vehicle lends itself to the design and my wife and I feel that cream leather upholstery would complement this particularly well. As it is the black cloth seats are comfortable even over a fairly long journey that we take from Hampshire to Dorset.

The raised ride height is always a welcome bonus for me because it gives greater command of the road. It also allows the driver to spot parking spaces that others do not in packed car parks. I find the 1.5 diesel unit pleasantly poky at speeds under 60mph with third gear being very receptive between 30mph and 60mph. Over that speed and it proves slower than expected and at times struggles to hold its own while in the outside lane of the motorway.

Hills slow it up a bit requiring a change down to fourth gear but it is only a 1.5 litre and a diesel and so overall it does a good job and with hard driving will return over 40mpg. The best recorded was around 47mpg. Perhaps surprisingly the Juke holds the road and feels like it’s on rails when cornering, meaning that it can be driven with gusto even round bends. Rather than simply being an attractive head-turner it is also pleasingly a ‘driver’s car’, helped by the fairly hard suspension.

The n-tec model tested also comes fitted with cruise control which is useful for motorway cruising. Bear in mind that the test takes place just after the UK has been badly battered by storms and the Juke copes with the floods admirably. Just down the road from my parents in law there is an enormous flood that has previously shut the road but the Juke makes light work of it. Reversing the Juke is made easier by the camera display on the dashboard.

FACTS AT A GLANCE: New price: 21,000€. Top speed: 109mph. 0-60mph: 11.2secs Economy: up to 47mpg (urban) Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE. SEE MAIN ADVERT ON FRONT PAGE OF CLASSIFIEDS Why go to the shop?

When we come to you saving you time and money!

SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs.

Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

BEAUTIFUL 4 BEDROOM VILLA Set in well kept grounds with shared pool and tennis courts.Fantastic position overlooking La Manga Club and Mar Menor.Fully Furnished.Ideal for golfers.350,000€ 639069064 JAVEA 4 Bedroom,3 Bathroom villa with self contained apartment and seperate office.1,000 square metre plot,gardens and 8x4 swimming pool.

370,000€ 645429815 BUNGALOW FOR SALE EL CAMPELLO Urb.Alkabir.3 Bedroom ,2 Bathroom. Sold completely furnished.Terraces and solarium.Communal grounds and swimming pool.

Opportunity!! 83,000€ Negotiable.

Call: 622658581 MODERN APARTMENT FOR SALE EL CAMPELLO 4 Bedroom,2 bathroom with elevator.Communal grounds and swimming pool.Bargain buy, 99,950€ Call: 666967469 TERRACED BUNGALOW URB. Pinar de Garaita, La Nucia.2 bedroom,1 bathroom,seperate dining room and office.Garden with hot tub.Urbanisation with tennis courts,communal pool and childrens play areas. Sold Fully furnished.

130,000€ Call: 966873776 SEMI DETATCHED 2 BEDROOM VILLA with seperate 1 bedroom apartment,Calpe.130 square metre plot.Elevated position in quiet location with views of Calpe Rock and sea.130,000€ 965831356 HOUSES WITH LAND CASITA PEGO,75 square metres and 3,449 square metre plot with orange trees.79,000€. MOUNTAINHOUSE GATA DE GORGOS,160 square metres and 825 square metre plt,75,000€. BENIMELI MOUNTAINSIDE PLOT,54,000 square metres with house,45 square metres,only 37,000€. 629991543

SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Spanish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property sale proceeds back to the UK. Call Moneycorp +34 902 887 243 and quote RTN to get more out of your money. www. moneycorp.com/roundtownnews

TWO SEPERATE APARTMENTS For long term rental,Moraira area.

First floor apartment with solarium,2 bedroom,1 bathroom, 500€ pcm.

Ground floor apartment with 1 bedroom,1 bathroom, 300€pcm. Both furnished.Community pool and gardens.Available from 1st March 2014. contact:672541728 WANT TO EARN EXTRA CASH? Thinking of renting your property long term or for the summer? Well, Costa Valley Rentals can help!!! We have clients waiting for both long term and holiday lets in the Jalon and surrounding areas. Call Costa Valley Rentals today to speak with our friendly and professional team on 606 989 391 or email: info@costavalleyrentals.com

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WANT TO EARN EXTRA CASH? Thinking of renting your property long term or for the summer? Well, Costa Valley Rentals can help!!! We have clients waiting for both long term and holiday lets in the Jalon and surrounding areas. Call Costa Valley Rentals today to speak with our friendly and professional team on 606 989 391 or email: info@costavalleyrentals.com

VAN LEAVING SPAIN TO UK

THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN BETTER also Kamagra and weekenders. Call Derek 685 207 378

ANĂšNCIATE TLF:

8th May Space available 0034 679042805 / 0044 (0) 7552985343 keithmarion9@yahoo.co.uk SPANISH MOVES Small removals and deliveries. Spain/UK Budget

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also pet transport catered for. www.

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leaving Spain beginning of April and

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Van leaving UK mid April. Regular Trips. From parcel to full load. International, Local & Storage: affordable and Reliable Service. Fully Insured.

Tel. Wayne on 633 933 391 email: spainukremovals1@gmail.com www.roadrunnertransports.com

11 - 16 APRIL 2014 VAN LEAVING FOR THE UK/ SPAIN EVERY 2 WEEKS great rates please contact Joe on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 or civic1235@msn.com

JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA

HOT TUBS, SPAS, JACUZZIS Quality spas at factory Prices. Also spares, filters and Repairs. Used and ex-display spas available. We part ex and buy spas, best prices in Spain.

Established 12 years Eurospas 650 722 905

RECORDS AND CDS WANTED Pop,Rock,Jazz,Blues.Top Cash Paid.

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