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Bougainvilleas A fully grown plant will give a fantastic display of colour over many months from early summer to January p32

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Shipwreck on the rise THE SAME sea that swallowed the Phoenician in a storm some 2,700 years ago, seems to want to spit it out again.

by Keith Nicol

THE PHOENICIAN shipwreck is located just off the beach at La Isla and is sitting in only 1.8 meters of water. That is about four meters less than when it was first discovered twenty-five years ago. This elevation of the ship, due to the sudden transformation experienced by this beach due to Peñiscola is a fortified a change in ocean currents, threatens this jewel seaport and location of of underwater archaeology, and time is running Peñiscola Castle p39 against it.

So explained the Mayor of Mazarrón, Ginés Campillo, in the meeting held in Madrid with officials from the Ministry of Culture. He stressed, A stage “Urgent action is needed and the first thing to be play that done is an archaeological survey to know what features The the situation is in order to have all the necessary Simpsons information at hand, before deciding on the fuhas been ture of the famous boat.” receiving rave Next week, the Ministry should decide what reviews p44 is the best course of action after they receive details of this study. The archaeological survey will help clear up any doubts about the ship’s situation. Perhaps one of the most important aspects of The Yaris the survey is to clarify whether there are any more Hybrid is wrecks on the seabed or not. Some experts have a joy suggested the possibility of a whole flotilla. In adp58 dition to this exploration, the meeting also decided to convene a committee of experts to decide what to do with the wreck. So far two possibilities have

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Scuba professionals from Arqua examine the shipwreck

been considered: remove and exhibit the ship in a ‘Dry’ museum or a building with a concrete and glass casket to show the ‘in situ’ ship.

Conservation of the wreck would be handed to the Arqua scuba professionals in Cartagena.

The last major overhaul of the Phoenician ship was made in 2008 when a team from Arqua revised and consolidated the most damaged parts of the ship. The steel cabinet that protects the wreck at the moment was also strengthened.

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Cañete buries Zapatero’s folly Miguel Arias Cañete (center)

by Keith Nicol AT MIDNIGHT last night, the gloves officially came off and campaigning began in earnest for the 2014 European elections. Up went political posters around every one of Spain’s 8,117 municipalities as politicians now fight it out for your vote on May 25th.

On Wednesday afternoon, the head of the Partido Popular for the European elections, Miguel Arias Cañete visited Torrevieja, as his only stop in the Valencian Community.

His message was clear in that over the past three years the PP have tried to turn around the years of folly caused by Zapatero’s PSOE socialist led government. In terms of Torrevieja, he voiced his outrage about the incompetence of the socialists especially with the three hundred million euros spent on Europe’s largest desalination plant, that still sits idle seven years after its construction.

Cañete said, “it is absolutely clear” that the PSOE has done “damage” to Spain, especially through its “water policy” and he called upon the PSOE to “apologize” to all Spanish citizens and residents.

Arias Cañete gave a speech in both Castilian and English and insisted that the “damage” created by the PSOE also was “endangering the welfare state, through ruining the financial system, destroying the state coffers, leaving the Health Service bankrupt and providing Spain with a poor energy system.”

Cañete was accompanied by the second

name on the popular party’s list of candidates for the European Parliament, Esteban Gonzalez Pons; the President of the Valencian Community, Alberto Fabra; President of the PP Alicante, José Ciscar; and candidate number 20 on the list, Eva Ortiz.

Cañete also stressed that the major damage caused by the policies and inaction of the PSOE was in “particular towards agriculture” because when the PSOE launched their idea for a desalination plant, it robbed the country of thousands of agricultural jobs the length and breath of the Mediterranean Corridor, which would otherwise have been fueled by water from the proposed Ebro Valley project. He noted that Torrevieja has a facility that “does not work” and is “a huge failure” because when and if the plant does start producing water, the price of the desalinated water will be so expensive that farmers will not be able to afford to buy it.

He also emphasized that the PSOE “were not able to meet its obligations to the European Union (EU)” and that they “should have adopted river basin plans in December 2009” and yet, “when we got to the Government there was not a single regulated river planed for.”

Alberto Fabra, praised Arias Cañete for “fighting for the prosperity of the Levante region and the Mediterranean Corridor, to allow our agriculture to be produced and sold worldwide.” Fabra said Cañete’s candidacy was “serious and responsible” and added that he knew that with Cañete in Brussels, that things can only get better.

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Barclays reviews Spanish operation

by Jack Troughton BANKING GIANT Barclays hopes to halt a profits slide with an important strategic review – including its struggling European retail banking business.

The bank has 572 branches across Spain, France, Italy and Portugal. Last year losses in continental Europe grew to £964 million from £277 million.

And the Financial Times has predicted that as well as creating a ‘bad bank’ to attempt to cope with struggling investment banking operations, there will be moves “to exit” parts of a shrinking fixed-income business and “its loss making European branch network”.

According to the highly respected newspaper, the review is expected to include “some or all” of the European operation which Barclays had attempted to sell for several years.

Winding down the European retail operation would be a further blow for expats in Spain holding Barclays accounts, many already faced with losing their trusty Barclaycards as reported in last week’s RTN. UPDATE The strategic update to investors is expected within days, City analysts predicting a game of musical chairs between executives or “at worst” the start of “more bloodletting.”

The bank has 572 branches across Spain, France, Italy and Portugal

Barclays reported underlying pre-tax profits for the first quarter of 2014 down 5% at £1.7bn, said to be caused by a fall in revenue from core trading business.

The bank blamed the situation on “challenging trading conditions resulting in subdued client activity.”

And there is growing anger amongst investors in the bank that bonuses have increased despite falling profits.

Barclays is under pressure to cut costs and rein in remuneration packages while imposing a more coherent strategy for the future.

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Tightwad Spanish government scrimps investment in Alicante roads

by Patricia Thomson ALICANTE IS placed 26th in line for investment in road maintenance despite receiving more tourists travelling by car than any other Spanish province.

And the Government admits that last year ‘only’ €12.7 million was earmarked for road maintenance.

The Secretary of State for Parliamentary Relations has submitted a parliamentary response to Socialist Deputy Miguel Angel Heredia explicitly recognising liabilities (the money spent and already committed) for maintenance of state-owned roads in various Spanish provinces and communities. Alicante’s priority is ranked number 26, behind other regions with much smaller populations and road traffic such as Badajoz, Cuenca, León, Lugo, Pontevedra, Zamora, Toledo and Soria.

On Monday Socialist MP in Congress

Unemployment falls

by Keith Nicol UNEMPLOYMENT IS on a downward trend in Torrevieja, good news for the region as many more people seek employment during the busy tourism season. Torrevieja’s Councillor for Promotions, Employment and Local Development, José Antonio Sánchez García, reported that in Torrevieja in April 2014, the number of unemployed citizens has declined by 539 people. These figures are provided through data provided by Information System Services Public Employment (SISPE). This leaves the overall number of unemployed people in Torrevieja at 9,926 (4,917 men and 5,009 women). Moreover, this figure of 9,926 unemployed is an improvement over the figures for the same period of 2013 by 720 people. It should be noted that the highest percentage of unemployed people who have recently found work are in the age range of between 25 and 44 years, accounting for a total of 334.

This group is followed by those over 44 years with a total of 135, while those under 25 numbered 70.

La Mata shaken but not stirred

‘Only’ €12.7 million has been allocated

Echávarri Gabriel denounced such “marginalisation,” saying, “The PP in Madrid does not care a damn for Alicante and it shows in the flow of investment to

the province. In addition, many of its leaders, such as Sonia Castedo, are more concerned about their own future than defencing the interests of Alicante.”

THE HAMLET of La Mata felt a little rumble on Monday afternoon. At 3.39pm a small earthquake was felt in Torrevieja and according to the National Geographic Institute it had a magnitude of 1.42 degrees on the Richter scale and the epicentre was situated opposite the beach in the village of La Mata. The tremor from the earthquake did not cause any property damage or personal injury and was felt in Torrevieja and some neighbouring towns.

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Ramsay rustles up hit recipe OUTSPOKEN CELEBRITY chef Gordon Ramsay is turning up the heat in Costa Blanca kitchens as he helps expat businesses recover from the recession.

by Jack Troughton CHANNEL 4 will screen a new series of BAFTA-winning Kitchen Nightmares later this year featuring the fiery Scot and offering no-nonsense advice to struggling restaurants, bars, hotels, and bed and breakfasts.

Filming is taking place this month and in June – although the production company behind the series, One Potato Two Potato, remains tight-lipped about the locations across Spain.

RTN this week interviewed Ed Vinner, the director of the new series, as his film crew carried out a “reconnaissance” of possible ‘targets’ on the coast.

“Gordon is doing a new series and filming at locations across the Costa Blanca,” he said.

“We have not finalised all

the places yet.

“But he would like to look at British run businesses experiencing difficulties because of the crisis – it’s no secret we were coming and we will be here for two or three weeks.”

Speaking in Els Poblets, he added: “We are here carrying out a ‘recce’ – because that’s exactly what it is – but we are actually still casting.

“Previous series, ‘Kitchen Nightmares in America’ was the last, have proved to be very popular. The name of this series has still to be decided and obviously we need good strong characters to feature in the programme.”

A Michelin-starred chef, Gordon famously uses a ‘tough love’ approach to try and revive a flagging business and previous programmes have been liberally punctuated with colourful language.

The chef looks to give a business a complete overhaul in a bid to restore its fortunes – putting menus, decor, Gordon Ramsay and even the staff under the microscope – and frequentin the ly clashing with owners. kitchen

The Portuguese land grab

HUNDREDS OF British expats in Madeira and other coastal areas of Portugal are at risk of losing their homes due to 19th Century ‘Land Grab’ legislation that allows the Portuguese government to seize property built on ‘public land’. The ‘water resources law’ forces residents to ‘prove’ that their homes are built on private land. As property prices have fallen dramatically during the recession many are trying to sell their homes to recoup their losses. The Land Grab policy that has reared its ugly head in yet another Mediterranean ‘retirement paradise’ has now made property sales almost impossible as residents anxiously await the outcome of protests made to the European court.

Rajoy open to debate on abortion law

SPANISH PRIME Minister Mariano Rajoy, while speaking in an interview on Radio Cadena Sur on Tuesday, said his government would not reverse the recent reforms to the country’s abortion law. He pointed out that the reform to the law was an obligation he intended to stick to as it was part of his party’s election manifesto. He did indicate, however, that in the face of extreme objection to the law, the PP was prepared to “debate” the issue. “We are ready to listen to everyone and to try to produce something reasonable,” he said. Existing legislation allows pregnant women to opt for abortion in the first 14 weeks and up to 22 weeks in circumstances where the foetus is abnormal or if the mother is at risk. The new law forbids abortion unless the mother has been raped or the pregnancy presents a serious psychological or physical health risk to the mother. Critics have called the reform “barbaric” and a “return to Francoism.”

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Murcia not so Green

by Keith Nicol WHEN IT comes to doing their bit for saving the environment, drivers in Murcia have turned a blind eye to going ‘Green’. Sales of electric powered cars have just not happened in the Region of Murcia. In April 2014, Murcia recorded just one electric vehicle registration ... the first of its kind to be sold this year in the region.

If electric vehicles have proved to be a major turn off, sales of hybrid vehicles have not fared much better as throughout April only a dozen such cars were registered, taking the year to date sales total to a paltry 40. But it’s not just Murcia where ‘Green’ is not catching on, as in general, Spain has not been enamoured by the electric car. Sales of electric vehicles throughout Spain collapsed and fell to a low in April, with only 51 registrations recorded throughout the entire country. This represents a decrease of 52.8% compared to the 108 sold during the same month in 2013, according to the Institute of Automotive Studies (IEA).

Electrical registrations in April represented a market share of only 0.06%, which was slightly above the 0.04% obtained over

Félipe de Borbón, Prince of Asturias, in a Renault Twizy

the entire first quarterly period. Meanwhile, hybrid registrations closed in April with 713 units sold; that’s 9.3% less than the 786 sold a year ago, leading to a 3,056 YTD registrations in this segment; 10.2% less than 3,404 to the first quarter last year.

Throughout Spain, sales of the Valladolid built, quirky electric quadricycle Renault Twizy stood at only six registrations in April; 53.8% less than the 13 sold in April last year.

The Twizy has proved semi-popular in Spain with security companies at shopping malls and industrial estates but due to possibly its lack of range, high price and cost of batteries,

has yet to prove to be a hit.

But while car sales have not proved popular, a team of students from the University of Murcia have built an electric vehicle to take part in a European competition. The institution has submitted an ecological prototype, designed and built entirely by students, to participate in the Shell Eco-marathon 2014 competition. This popular event takes place on the 15th to 18th May in Rotterdam, Netherlands and attracts over two hundred teams from Europe and Africa, in the category of electric vehicle prototypes.

Fake items seized in Mazarron Risky Sports comes to La Manga

POLICIA LOCAL seized a number of fake clothing and illegal digital disc copies on Sunday in the Mazarron Port. The agents seized two pairs of pants, 30 polo shirts, 45 pairs of shorts plus 10 sports and swimwear items. All of these items were counterfeit garments of well-known brands. They also confiscated 450 illegal ‘pirate’ copies of music CDs and film DVDs. Among other actions taken last week by the Policia Local was to fine up to three establishments for failing to have a correct Opening Licence on file.

ADRENALIN JUNKIES should be heading off to the Mar Menor, tomorrow, Saturday, for the first edition of Extreme Estacio. It’s a chance to enjoy sweeping down from a height on a zip line, wall climbing and bungee jumping, all to get your heart beating just a little faster. Mayor José Miguel Luengo and the president of the Local Youth Council, Facundo Sánchez announced details of this new event on Wednesday. Saturday will feature four activities: bungee jumping, zip line, climbing wall and a monkey bridge. All the festivities will take place in and around the iconic Estacio Bridge in La Manga on the Mar Menor, from 10.00am until 3.00pm. Access to any of the activities is free but voluntary donations that will be given to Caritas, will be collected.

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Share tax experiences

by Jack Troughton EXPATS LIVING on the Costa Blanca are being urged to share their personal experiences of ‘cross border taxation’ with the European Commission in a bid to ease any unfair burden.

Campaigners for reform believe it is a rare opportunity to influence policy makers and how a general report might carry more weight.

Brussels has launched three initiatives to glean information about tax obstacles that currently hinder the free movement of citizens with the EU. Private citizens are invited to outline tax issues encountered by moving to a different country and, secondly, issues regarding inheritance tax. Taxation experts and professionals will also take part in the review.

Margaret Hales, MBE, is offering to write a “broad report” to the commission taking in a collective view of expats living on the Mediterranean coast.

“It is not often that the European Commission approaches us and asks for our experiences. This is a great opportunity for all of those of us who have had problems to outline them to an influential body,” said Margaret, who lives in Benitachell.

“All too often we complain when we are in a bar or writing to a newspaper. This, of course, does make us feel better but does not get us anywhere.”

She said it was easy to reply to the European initiative with a personal opinion. “We have all come across problems about being British – or Dutch or German etc - when we moved to Spain – problems big and small.”

However, she said sending a broader report concerning more commonly shared experiences of expats could have an impact.

“I welcome comments and I am very happy to hear from anyone who has ideas about tax obstacles,” said Margaret. “But please note, I am only collating the views of us ordinary folk who live here.

“If people have a complex financial point to make, or something highly personal, they would do better to submit it themselves.”

Margaret can be contacted at margaretgeraldhales@gmail.com Views on tax obstacles can be sent to the European Commission at : http://ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/common/consultations/tax/2014-04_cross_borders_en.htm And opinions on inheritance taxation should be directed to: http://ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/common/ Margaret consultations/tax/2014-04_inheritance_tax_en.htm Hales

Nazi art hoarder Cornelius Gurlitt dies THE MAN known as ‘Hitler’s art dealer’, died in Munich on 25th March, aged 81.

Cornelius Gurlitt was the son of Hildebrand Gurlitt, custodian of priceless works of art seized from Jews during World War II. More than 1,400 works were found in 2012 in the Munich apartment where he died, including pieces by Matisse, Picasso, Marc Chagall, Emil Nolde and Max Liebermann.

And many more were suspected to be lost or destroyed. The hoard of paintings recovered includes Pierre-Auguste Renoir’s ‘Man Seated’. Gurlitt historically stated that he would never give up his paintings but later changed his mind and decided to co-operate with German authorities, agreeing to return “any items that could be proved stolen.” However, of the 1,400

items recovered it is thought that perhaps only 50 could be proved stolen. The worth of the collection is thought to approach one billion Euros yet Gurlitt, who never married and had no living relatives, existed frugally and rarely sold a painting. Swiss museum Kunstmuseum Bern was delighted to announce on Wednesday that the Gurlitt will names the museum as ‘sole heir’.

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‘White Dee go home’ says Magaluf

WHITE DEE of ‘Benefits Street’ is being accused of ruining the ‘upmarket image’ of Magaluf this week with her “rowdy and shoddy behaviour” during a holiday break organised by her agent Barry Tomes.

Tomes confirmed that White Dee had been offered a TV cookery show that could have earned her £500,000 but she had turned it down with many other lucrative offers because of her “…struggles with depression.”

Evidently her depression medication did not prevent her from indulging in extended bar crawls and quaffing large quantities of Moet!

White Dee downing a shot

Opposition councillors on Calvia Council, which is responsible for Magaluf, said her visit last weekend had “…ruined efforts to upgrade the area and improve its boozesoaked image.” Tomes also confirmed that two further trips to Spain and France were planned this month. White Dee remains dependent on the British benefit system for the time being.

It has been reported, however, that her trip to Majorca has prompted a probe into her eligibility for a regular income from taxpayers’ pockets.

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If only we could turn the clock back...

I REALLY feel for people like Mr Bennett and his wife regarding the fine for holding her seat belt which was without a doubt an insult to people who are here spending money to help keep this country from going down the drain. I have lived here for many years and find the corruption far worse today than when Franco was in charge, what with politicians, police, banks… the list goes on and on, but I am afraid it’s the times we live in, and by the looks of things it’s going to get worse and worse.

The police can’t be blamed as such because their wages were frozen and they were told to get out and earn more money with fines, which is a terrible way to go. But next time, Mr Bennett, tell your wife not to be blackmailed like that and stick to her guns.

When will action be taken?

If you are resident you have time to pay, or contest the fine.

I am afraid it seems to be developing into a police state, and they seem out to ruin all businesses, bars, restaurants, night clubs etc., by pretending that the breathalyzer saves lots of lives, which is not strictly true.

They would be far better asking how half the population got hold of a driving licenses, because at least half are not fit to be on the roads, and most women have their cars insured in their husband’s name – that’s why they have the lowest accident rate, can you believe...What a shame - sometimes progress is not good. If only we could turn the clock back to the 60s and stay there – that’s when Spain was a pleasure to visit.

Bobby James, Altea

HAVING JUST witnessed a man drowning this morning at La Cala I must ask why there are no life guards or warning flags?

He may well have been saved if the facility had been in place: why does something like this have to happen before the council will act?

How many people will have to drown before action is taken?

D Morgan

Gold old Great Britain WHY ANYONE would want to come and live in Spain in this day and age is beyond me. A friend told me the other day she was fined 3000€ because she couldn’t prove she didn’t have a second property either here or in the UK. Does anyone know how you would begin to prove it? She has a flat in Santa Pola and works there too. I am so relieved that after more than 20 years here I am going back to good old Great Britain.

J Radford

HELP Vega Baja MANY READERS are no doubt aware that Ron Perrin has decided to step down from his post as President of HELP Vega Baja, for personal reasons.

Ron and his wife Pat have worked as volunteers for the Association for many years, and his cheerful nature and dedicated work for HELP Vega Baja will be very much missed.

The Committee of HELP Vega Baja would like to assure its Members and supporters that, despite the resignation of its President, the work of the Association will continue to provide support and advice to the community, as it has done for over thirty-five years.

Vice President Pauline Yates will take over as Acting President until the Annual General Meeting in February 2015, when formal elections will take place for Committee posts. Enquiries regarding the work of HELP Vega Baja should be directed to the San Miguel de Salinas office on 96 672 3733, between 10am and 1.30pm, Monday to Friday.

The Committee, HELP Association Vega Baja

Traffic nuisance

I LIVE at Las Ramblas and often use the canal for cycling.

The canal is used extensively by walkers, joggers, cyclists and others. It is a pleasant, green and healthy environment.

However, in recent times the various barriers that were in place have been removed and more and more motorists are using the canal path as a road, spoiling the peace and tranquility of the canal environment as they drive with disregard to the signs that restrict entry to ‘service vehicles only’.

The sections of the canal from past Villamartin and back to Los Dolses and Las Ramblas need no vehicular access at all. There are roads that can be used instead. The canal between San Miguel does get used by farmers accessing their land, but there is no excuse for taxis and private cars to use the route. It can be very annoying when cycling along, to have cars, vans and even trucks driving past.

Cannot something be done to curb this completely unnecessary traffic nuisance?

If the Guardia Civil parked on the canal paths they could collect some substantial income in fines from the ‘non-service’ motorist law breakers. But rather than that, re-introduce barriers so that the canal path can be restricted to non-motorised vehicles apart from where services are needed.

There are plenty enough roads for all the cars, so can’t we keep the canal exclusive for those that appreciate some pleasant and healthy exercise space?

Les Wilton

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British Consul visits Benidorm

by Irena Bodnarec BRITISH CONSUL Paul Rodwell took part in a joint presentation organized by the Spanish National Police and HOSBEC the Hoteliers Association, which took place at the Valencian Institute of Tourism (INVATTUR) in Benidorm on Monday morning.

The talk was aimed at HOSBEC members, primarily hotel staff who have day to day dealing with British tourists. Deputy Mayor and Councillor for Tourism Gema Amor gave an opening speech before handing the podium over to the Consul Paul Rodwell, who explained the role of the Consulate and how and in what circumstances it can assist its citizens.

The Foreign & Commonwealth Office have instigated a huge marketing campaign entitled ´Know before you Go´ - www.gov.uk/knowbeforeyougo which offers advice on how to stay safe and healthy when abroad. The Consul

explained how the British Consulate in Alicante can help when things go wrong for its citizens and the important role that they, the hotel staff play, as they are often on the front line in dealing with distressed holiday makers. Lost passports are probably the most frequent issue that they deal with – last year alone they issued over 1000 emergency travel documents. He went through the process of what they can do to make the fraught situation a little less stressful, such as ensuring that they have a photo for the application, advising of the cost – currently 121€ and if it has been stolen reporting it and making a ´denuncia´.

For those requiring medical treatment and not covered by travel insurance or in the situation of forgetting their EHIC – European Health Insurance Card, so long as they are entitled to NHS care, they can call 0044 191218 1999 and have a confirmation document of entitlement faxed over to the hospital. Paul

quoted some astonishing figures to the audience – 41% of passengers travelling to Alicante are British and that an estimated 3.5 million tourists visit the resort every year, emphasizing the number of British holiday makers they will be dealing with.

The Consulate works very closely with SATE, the Foreign Tourist Assistance Services which is run by the National Police, who offer assistance to those that have become a victim of crime. A representative from SATE then gave an informative talk about how they work and what the hotel staff can and should do to assist British Citizens that have become victims.

It was a superb collaboration between the British Consulate, National Police and Tourism sector and everyone present went away more knowledgeable and confidant in dealing with what will be their biggest customers – the British.

Paul Rodwell

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A bonanza summer tipped for the Costas RESTAURANTS AND hotels are predicting a super profitable summer trade following a highly successful May Bank Holiday weekend for all coastal resorts, especially the Costa Blanca’s Benidorm, which achieved an incredible 100% occupancy.

by Jan Gamm The results of the long weekend break at the beginning of May are being seen as an unmistakeable turnaround in spending confidence and a sign of a well-deserved turn in fortune after the hardship of several years’ struggle to survive the economic downturn.

DELIGHTED This was confirmed on Monday by Javier Castillo, president of the Association of Bars and Restaurants Benidorm (ABRECA), who was delighted to point out that during the ‘Puente’ holiday, bar and restaurant terraces were filled to overflowing with happy holiday makers enjoying the Costa Blanca’s legendary hospitality and signature features: sun, sand, warmth,

outstanding cuisine and welcoming smiles.

“It’s great to see the situation improving so dramatically,” he said, “it seems the future is considerably brighter and this will affect everyone in a positive way: more customers mean more work and more jobs being generated.”

GOOD NEWS According to the Alicante Association of Tourism, Torrevieja achieved 98% occupancy along with Denia. And in Elche, the Association of Tourism Enterprises reported more good news - a “positive improvement” over last year, with beaches enjoying a flood of holidaymakers since 1st May. The future is certainly looking up all along the A crowded Costas ahead of what promises to be a long, hot Benidorm and profitable summer season. beach

The new Nissan electric van NISSAN HAS begun production of its brand new 100% electric van against an investment of €100 million.

The e-NV200 is marked as Barcelona’s new concept in taxis. Production capacity can reach 20,000 units per year, and the price for Spain although not yet official is tipped to be around 30,000€. The new production line will provide employment for around 700 as well as creating indirect employment in companies around the manufacturing area. During the commissioning ceremony, the president of the Generalitat, Artur Mas, thanked Nissan Barcelona for its commitment and said he was “…convinced that attracting foreign investment is crucial to Catalonia to overcome the current crisis period.”

SEPA means safe and efficient payments in Spain

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The Single Euro Payments Area (SEPA) is making euro payments faster, safer and more efficient within the 34 EU countries. It enables customers to make cashless euro payments to anyone within the EU. What are the ways to pay using SEPA? 1. SEPA credit transfer A single way to transfer funds nationally or anywhere within the EU. 2. SEPA direct debit Now charges can be made directly to an account in one EU country for services provided by a company based in another country.

3. SEPA for cards Customers can conveniently use the same cards they use for national purchases, anywhere in Europe. Merchants will accept all cards, making payment processes easier and more attractive.

SEPA standards required for full introduction 1. IBAN

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It enables customers to make cashless euro payments to anyone within the EU.

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What is SEPA?

IBAN is the International Bank Account Number that identifies your account anywhere in the world. With a maximum of 34 digits it includes the following in order: 2 digits country code 2 digits check digit 30 digits (max) account identification specific to each country. UK IBAN example: GB19 LOYD 3096 1700 7099 43 2. BIC BIC (Bank Identifier Code) numbers will be phased out for cross-border payments by February 2016.

3. PAYMENT CARDS

February 2014: Credit transfers and direct debits in the EU should be carried out in accordance with the standards mentioned above. A six month transition period is being introduced.

February 2016: For niche products with specific characteristics a longer transition phase is made for in some countries.

31 October 2016: EU member states with non-euro currencies must adhere to standards set for credit transfers and direct debits in euros, by this end date.

All payment cards will be migrated from magnetic strip to EMV chip. There is currently no date for completion.

SEPA credit transfers as a % of total EU transactions is 93.9%* SEPA direct debit as a % of total transactions is 80.3%* EMV transactions as a % of total transactions is 79.6%** *February 2014-03-21 **June 2013

Timeline for the SEPA process The process began in 1999 and is now in the final migration phase.

SEPA indicators. Key facts at a glance.

We hope this information provided in this article is of interest. If you would like to contact Linea Directa please call 902 123 104. More information on Linea Directa online at www.lineadirecta.com

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Cinema Club hits stumbling block

by Keith Nicol IN 2015 Spanish Cinemas will no longer be receiving 35mm film reels, which has been their standard operational model for around 90 years. Thousands of International residents and tourists have been able to enjoy VO, original version films in the English Language for the past 30 years or more. However, with new digital technology being able to cut down on the expenses of duplication and transportation costs, worldwide, from Los Angles to London to Madrid to Madras, the days of 35mm film reels is numbered and 35mm film reels will no longer be available in Spain from the start of the new year.

That’s bad news for film lovers because at this time, the Spanish Distributors are unable to guarantee that the new digital hard drives will also include an English sound track. These

hard drives, a DCP or Digital Cinema Package, come on a special, military grade hard drive, of approximately 500 gigabits, contain five to seven soundtracks and have the ability to project images in 2k or 4k, more or less the equivalent of a 35mm or 70mm film reel, respectively. A typical new DCP projector coast about 65,000€.

Local film enthusiasts in Torrevieja and surrounding areas, in collaboration with the Torrevieja Town Hall and Apymeco, the small and medium business association have been working closely with the film licensing authorities in order to be able to show films on BluRay, as soon as they are released, and also to offer classic, educational and special premiers in the city. However, since the licensing costs for each showing is approximately 200€ in Spain, a non-profit making cinema club, run by a few enthusiasts, suddenly

Quesada Summer Fayre QUESADA LADIES Club is holding a Summer Fayre on May 27th, from 1.00pm to 5.00pm at Coopers Arms, Quesada. All welcome with entrance just one euro. Many stalls will be offering such items as cakes, books, jewellery, tombola, unwanted treasure plus there is bingo and a hamper raffle. Proceeds to local charities.

Thousands of local film fans are hopeful of being able to watch English Language films again along the coast

enters a new, almost commercial business realm, of having to be able to cover annual costs of more than 10,000€ a year, not including room rental and the purchase of a 4K projector and screen. A similar situation is being faced in Pilar de la Horadada who want to reopen their cinema, as the two entities have been keen to work together and offer more cultural offers for local residents.

However, all is not lost and with the assistance of Spain’s motion picture licensing authorities and the collaboration of the Town Hall, Apymeco and local associations, a new plan of action is being explored and it’s

hoped that in September 2014 it will be able to show English Language films at a venue in Torrevieja. Each Friday, the projectionists at Cines IMF will check the new releases on the DCP drives they receive and should they contain an English Language track, then they have the opportunity to project the film the following Tuesday in English, with the word being quickly passed to club members via email and radio announcements.

Anyone interested in joining the list of prospective cinema club members should email: nickinspain@mac.com with their details, for regular updates.

Quesada’s International Day

CIUDAD QUESADA is celebrating a special International Day tomorrow, Saturday May 10th. Everyone is invited to attend this special event that will be held on the Plaza Blanca, Ciudad Quesada, Rojales. The activities commence at 11am, followed by two hours of singers and dancers representative of a number of the different and diverse countries that reside in the town.

The festivities will continue throughout the afternoon accompanied by Radio Nova’s outside broadcast team, who will link everything together and provide ongoing music and entertainment. Many of the local restaurants and organisations will have culinary stalls representing typical dishes of their respective nations for you to enjoy. The children’s play area will also have additional games provided by the Dojo Team of Ciudad Quesada. It’s a Fun day out for all the family.

Picnic in the Park on Sunday DESAYUN-ARTE happens again in Torrevieja this Sunday, May 11th.

by Keith Nicol It’s an excuse to meet up with old friends and meet new ones, in different settings around the city. The first breakfast of this kind took place in the Plaza de Oriente, and the second will be held in the Park Martha Louise of Norway, Urbanisation La Siesta, one of the largest in the city of Torrevieja, since it has a total area of nearly 40,000 square meters. This Sunday’s event starts at 10.30am and is a perfect excuse to dig out picnic basket, table and seats, fill a hot flask of coffee or tea and maybe add a couple of cold libations, as the forecast is for the sun to be shinning.

This activity takes place in different areas of Torrevieja, with the idea of becoming

open to anyone who wants to enjoy their breakfast with other people in a new setting with a peaceful atmosphere. It’s also intended to be a meeting point for different groups plus an opportunity for art exhibitions and entertainment.

Ultimately, breakfas-ART is dependant upon building up social relations among al residents be they Spanish or International residents, young and old alike. For more information or to sugest a venue for future events please email: participacion@torrevieja.eu or torrevieja@gmail.com or by calling: 965705244/965705243 ext. 102/103. Or, drop in and speak to Jean Paul from the Foreign Residents Office any morning to find out more.

Los Pistoleros donate 300 Euros to charity LOS PISTOLEROS Westerners group kindly donated 300€ to the charity ‘Reach Out’ at their annual charity presentation. This, their second donation to ‘Reach Out’ was presented to Lorraine Whitney, a ‘Reach Out’ volunteer and shop manager by ‘Stumpy’ the Marshall of the Pistoleros. The event took place at Los Rojales Restaurant, Guardamar on Saturday night, where the popular Western group entertained the crowd with their ‘American Trilogy’ performance.

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Nothing but praise for Hospital Staff A FEW weeks ago, Ellie, wife of well-known Torrevieja singer Derek Francis, was rushed to Torrevieja Hospital with pneumonia and having suffered a minor heart attack.

by Keith Nicol THANKS TO the prompt action and professionalism of all the staff involved, Ellie is now home and slowly getting back on her feet.

Technically, Ellie passed away for almost two minutes after being admitted to emergency but the doctors revived her and after a week in the hospital, Derek and Ellie wanted to pass on their message of thanks to all of the staff they had come into contact with. Derek said; “I have nothing but praise for all the staff. An ambulance was with us within five minutes of calling emergency services and the paramedics treated her before whisking her away to emergency. I can’t fault a single thing, from the ambulance drivers, to the cleaning ladies, catering staff and nurses, all of whom provided Ellie with the utmost of courtesy and respect.”

Derek and Ellie first met 43 years ago, when Derek asked her to dance, on the ballroom of the Duke of Cornwall Hotel in Plymouth. Derek was already making a name for himself singing lead tenor roles with local Operatic Societies in such musicals as

Carousel, White Horse Inn and My Fair Lady, and was not to know that Ellie would almost whisk him off his feet, as she used to dance professionally. Her parents owned the Crawford Arms Hotel in Manchester and Ellie was a tap and ballet dancer in the city with a local troupe while band leaders such as Stanley Black and Ted Heath all stayed at the Hotel, making the venue a real entertainment hub.

Ellie added, “We celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary in June, so I just wanted to thank all the medical staff at Torrevieja Hospital for helping me with my recovery.”

Derek was full of praise, adding, “There are too many people to thank personally but we must mention our GP Jose Asensio Suarez, MD Alvaro Lombarra and especially Dr. Felipe Blasco Patino, plus all their wonderful staff, for all their help.”

Such as been the improvement in Ellie’s health that she is hoping to be able to attend Derek’s next concert, on Saturday 24th May. It’s a Spring Concert featuring Olga on Piano and soprano Maureen Roberts along with Derek in the Palacio de la Musica.

Ellie and Derek Francis

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by Keith Nicol

CARTAGENA IS enjoying a turn in fortunes when it comes to visiting Cruise Ships this year, with almost 7,000 passengers visiting the city this week alone.

The cruise ship ‘Celebrity Reflection’ arrived on Wednesday with 3,046 tourists, who took the opportunity to see the delights of the city from early in the morning until five in the afternoon; when the downtown streets were crowded with Americans. The visitors took the route to visit the museums of the Teatro Romano, the District of the Roman Forum, the Archaeological sites and Augusteum plus they took time for a little obligatory shopping and had the chance to sample the local cuisine. The Celebrity Cruise Line ship visited Tenerife and Malaga before Cartagena, finishing their cruise in Barcelona.

Two other cruise ships made up the numbers this week; the ‘Aidavita’ from Aida Cruises, with 1,262 passengers

docked yesterday, Thursday, while RCCL’s ‘Serenade of the Seas, with 2,501 people on board, will dock on Sunday.

Another dozen ships are scheduled to dock in the port of Cartagena during the month of May. Twenty cruise ships have already stopped in the port since March with more than 100 cruise ship calls expected throughout 2014. During the second half of July, the city will welcome one of the largest cruise ships to ever visit this part of the Mediterranean, with the ‘Independence of the Seas’ from Royal Caribbean Cruise Line arriving with an estimated 4,370 guests and more than 2,000 crew, being the ship that will bring the most cruise passengers to the city this season.

Each ship arrival brings the city an estimated 30,000€ of revenue, helping to also change the attitudes of local government Photo by plus shopping, services and hostilely fa- J.Albaladejo. cilities, to open their doors and embrace Courtesy the cruise passenger revenue stream, to of Ayto. help boost the economy of the region.

Cartagena

Racist fine for Villareal

THE SPANISH Football Federation has imposed a 12,000€ fine on league side Villareal for racism following an incident where a fan threw a banana onto the pitch at a Barcelona player, Brazil’s 30-year-old Dani Alves, on 27th April at Madrigal Stadium. The Federation stopped short of ordering the Club’s stadium to be closed. Alves was applauded for casually picking up the banana and taking a bite and since the incident prominent football personalities around the world have Tweeted their support and publicised pictures of themselves eating bananas.

Two little Princesses attend Air Review

THE INFANTAS Leonor and Sofia attended their first military review this week at the San Javier Air Academy, accompanied by their parents Prince Felipe and Princess Letizia. Prince Felipe inspected the troops before joining his family to enjoy a spectacular flypast of nine aircraft E-25 ‘sieve’ seven C-101 fighters of the Patrulla Aguila followed by a parade. The event concluded with a tribute to the fallen.

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by Patricia Thomson

JETT, A malnourished young horse, was rescued by the EHCRC in Rojales in May last year. He was suffering from severe deformation of his hind legs caused by a virus as a new born foal, but miraculously he survived. However, Jett developed septic arthritis in his joints through neglect and malnourishment.

One day last December, a young Belgian holidaymaker and her friends visited the EHCRC. Impressed with what they saw, they volunteered to help muck out the stables twice a week. Jett and Arissa became attached and a bond was formed.

Surgery on Jett’s deformity was planned for two years’ time but he was developing much faster than anticipated and his deformed joint was not going to be able to support his extra weight. So surgery was moved forward to February this year and Jett made the long journey

to specialist vet Gaspar’s clinic.

Arissa had promised EHCRC founder Sue Weeding that she would organise an event in her home town of Zingem in Belgium when she returned there in the New Year.

Imagine Sue’s amazement when Arissa showed up unannounced at the EHCRC’s Easter Open Day with a staggering 2,500€ donation to help pay for Jett’s operation!

The cash was raised at a Cheese & Wine event with a Raffle, for 220 guests!

Sue said: “It continues to astound me how the EHCRC can mean so much to people like Arissa who visit us and also volunteer here.”

EHCRC welcomes any donations or sponsorship to support the work that they are doing. If you are a bar owner or business that wants to hold a charity event to support the Rescue Centre please get in touch with Sue Weeding on 652 021 980 or email David East, PR volunteer, at pr@easyhorsecare.net

Arissa (left) and friend at the stables

Bowel cancer offer extended

LAST MONTH Medcare GP joined the fight against bowel cancer by offering subsidised screening at just 39€ in support of Bowel Cancer Awareness Month. They are now extending this important offer until the end of May. Contact Medcare on 96 686 0258 for details, or drop into their clinics in Benijofar and Alfaz del Pi to collect your testing kit. Details of all Medcare’s services can be found at www.medcarespain.com

Dolly good luck

By Jack Troughton CLEVER CANINE Dolly helped owner Jackie Lloyd win a hamper of chocolate in the Easter raffle at the Alta Mira Bar and Restaurant, near Calpe. Manager Julie Graff and friend Pippa Jones organised the draw, raising 332€ to be shared between the MABS Cancer Support Group and local animal charities. According to regulars, it was Dolly who bought the top prize ticket and a list of other prize winners is on display at the bar. Julie and Pippa thanked everyone who donated prizes and helped sell tickets to support charity.

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May Fair opens on Wednesday

On Sunday these is a parade of horses and carriages

by Keith Nicol THOUSANDS OF visitors will descend on Torrevieja’s fairground area from Wednesday, to celebrate this year’s May Fair, from Wednesday 14th to Sunday May 18th 2014 in the port area.

Admission to the fair is free, and you can enjoy dancing Sevillanas and eating in the booths that are open all day until the small hours. The 26th edition of the Sevillanas Fair opens its doors on Wednesday evening with the inauguration ceremonytaking place at 9pm.

After the official words of welcome and awarding of honours for services rendered to various individuals, The Hymn for Torrevieja will be performed by the Union Musical Torrevejense and the Orchestra Salinas de Torrevieja.

The fair’s lights are illuminated and there is a short firework display followed by a dance Performance of the Dance Academy Paya’s at 9.30pm.

More information can be found at www.torrevieja.com

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APAH dog show on Sunday

by Jack Troughton THIS SUNDAY, 11th May, APAH Animal Rescue Charity will be holding its annual Fun Dog Show at a brand new venue for them; The Carpa Municipal.

This is a large marquee, which Pilar de la Horadada Town Hall make available for people to use for events.

The Show starts at 12:30pm with the registration of dogs for the various classes. Registration closes at 1.30pm followed by the judging of the 12 classes.

Details of the various local businesses who have sponsored the classes

are available on APAH’s Facebook site; ApahRescueSanPedro. Along with the judging of the classes, there will be stalls selling variety of things plus a Tombola and a prize draw from the sale of programmes.

To find the new venue by motorway, leave the AP7 at junction 770 for Pilar de la Horadada. At the roundabout with the big black bull, take the 2nd exit for Pilar. At the next roundabout full of palm trees, take the 2nd exit again. Carry on until you see the large white marquee. From the N332, leave it at the exit for Alpuente DIY and Garden

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Age Concern Costa Calida

WEDNESDAY 14TH MAY: Age Concern Open Day at Camposol Cultural Centre, 11am to 1pm: Come along for a coffee Centre. At the roundabout with Merca- & chat, see what we do and how you can help. dona, turn right into calle Industries, Wednesday 28th May: Menu del Dia at Restaurante Peyma, and it is in front of you. near tourist information office, Puerto de Mazarron: 10€ It is huge and easy to find, but Friday12th September: Black & White Ball at Puerto de Mathere will be APAH Dog Show signs zarron Marina: Karen Noble & Terry Jay: Includes cava on arto help you as well. It is also close rival and buffet supper. A chance to wear something smart in to Moby Dick Veterinary Clinic, and black & white! 15€ Jose Miguel, one of the vets there has Tickets from: Friday 11am to 1pm: Outside Bar Salud, Camagreed to be their judge. Everyone is posol B, Camposol Cultural Centre Wednesday/Thursday: welcome to attend and help support 10am to 1pm: APAH in its role of rescuing and re- Telephone: 634 310 215. Other areas: 634 336 484. homing abandoned, abused and neglected animals from the Costa Blanca or Calida areas and join in the fun on Sunday MOFTAG ARE to hold their Spring Fayre on Saturday 17th May at 10.30am. The Fayre will be held at the Pub Delfin, in the English Square Damara. You will find us near the bottom of the Avenida Gabriel Miro in Calpe.

There will be home-made cakes, sausage rolls, marmalade and chutney, in addition to a grand raffle, bric-a-brac, plant and bottle stalls. And there is a fabulous, 2ft high, knitted clown doll to be won!

All the proceeds will go to charity: this year MOFTAG will be donating to the Calpe Food Bank, the Maite Boronat Centre for the handicapped and helping needy children with buying school books in September.

Please come and lend your support - be prompt as everything sells out quickly!

Moftag Spring Fayre

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In the past this may have been done through local business listings, billboards or radio and TV adverts but in the digital age these methods are antiquated at best and certainly not cost effective. Social media, content marketing and online local searches are the 21st Century equivalent, giving potential customers the ‘friendly nudge’ needed toward your website and these channels must be utilised effectively for a business to prosper.

In the age of broadband internet access, smartphones and the proliferation of social media, the methods people use to search for local businesses, products and serv-

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Xpoze Media has been guiding businesses in the UK for a number of years now and has recently begun to help clients with their online presence and promotion on the Costa Blanca. Whether your business is taking their first steps into the world of social media or you are simply looking to modernise your website, we can help.

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by Jack Troughton TO INSURE a harmonious start to the week, members of the Valley Voices pick up a song sheet at Parcent’s Casa Julia Hotel and get into the groove.

Formed in 2012 and with around 35 members and a solid core of 28, the international choir loves to sing and have fun learning to improve their voices.

The Monday morning rehearsals are under the cheerful direction of Aileen Lightfoot and accompanied by husband Gordon on piano – ably assisted by organisers Jenny Tollan and Joan King, assisted by Gordon Power, who manages the cash.

RTN caught up with the choir, busy running through Abba’s Mamma Mia, as they prepare to embark on three charity concerts later this month, starting next Thursday.

Aileen said it was a very friendly sociable group of people who just loved to sing and had gradually grown in numbers – new faces are always welcome – from a group of 15 two years ago.

“Although most of our members cannot read music, they have learnt a lot and now sing in harmony, which was one of

Valley Voices

the ideas behind the choir, rather than just singing the melody,” she said. “Basically it is trying to be fun while rehearsing in a way that’s enjoyable for everyone.

“It is also lovely for me because Gordon, my husband, plays the keyboards and it is something we do together.”

The choir first started under the umbrella of U3A Vall de Pop but left the association to open the doors to a wider membership. As well as British people, there are Danish, Swedish and Dutch members. “We have a great variety of nationalities.”

The first public concert was last summer and the choir was in action again over the Christmas period.

Aileen added: “The aim is to do the main concerts in the summer and something at Christmas and generally help people enjoy their singing while learning at the same time.”

Valley Voices play at the Syndicato in Benigembla on Thursday 15th May at 7.30pm in aid of the village school. Refreshments are being provided by friends of the school. Tickets at 8€ and can be reserved by calling 96 558 1519.

On Friday 16th May, the choir performs at the Casa de Cultura, Benissa, at 8pm to support Friends of the Children of EMAUS. Tickets are again 8€ and can be reserved by calling 96 551 8377.

And on Thursday 22nd May from 12.30, the choir is taking part in a special afternoon at the Iris Gardens, Marnes, close to Los Pinos, in aid of One Step Malawi. Tickets are 8€ and to reserve a place call 639 841 622 or email onestepmalawi@gmail.com For more information about Valley Voices visit the website www.valleyvoices.es

Choral fund-raiser to benefit AECC La Nucia A MULTI-CHOIR concert is to be held at the Auditorio de la Mediterránea, La Nucia, on Friday 16th May at 8.30pm, with entry only 2€ and proceeds to go to the Asociación Española Contra el Cáncer of La Nucia. Four choirs are to perform and also numerous soloists accompanied by pianist Guy Verhelst. Three choirs are conducted by Rob Barendsma of Teatro del Sol, La Nucia, and there will be an appearance of the Costa Blanca’s first Gospel choir, Ruth Zange’s and Aureo Vermaes’ ‘Joyful Gospel Costablanca!’ There will also be dance performances by the Broadway ballet group. Come along and enjoy a thoroughly unique and enjoyable evening and at the same time support a great charity.

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Blues back to party

By Jack Troughton THE SOUND of the blues resurfaces when CBBlues group stages its second anniversary Mojo Party in the Salon at Teulada’s Bar Mediterraneo on Sunday 11th May from 2pm.

The afternoon features 14-year-old Austin Slack, the stop blues Band and Tom Poole – bottleneck blues legend – and friends.

Austin, the youngest professional blues guitarist featured in CBBlues.com is being brought to the gig from Murcia by his dad.

Spanish blues biker band Stop Blues Band play a number of classics sprinkled with their own self-penned numbers and the three-piece is also heading north from Murcia, said to have a healthy blues scene.

And Tom is accompanied by a number of friends including the entertaining Verde Maria a gypsy dancer and percussionist – and a veteran of the first Mojo Party 12 months ago.

Food is available from 2pm to around 5pm and people wanting to eat are asked to contact organiser Karla Darocas in advance to give the kitchen an idea on numbers on 96 597 3234 or 648 156 066, or via news@CBBlues.com

Roland gets the hump

by Jack Troughton A STUFFED camel, a mannequin and a man driven to distraction by a need for food are all key to the hilarious farce ‘Kindly Keep it Covered’ brought alive on the Costa Blanca by Careline Theatre.

Harrassed Roland Dickerby has an overbearing mother-in-law, a collection of auction items he really does not want, and a health farm guest in constant search of calories – all at a retreat paid for by his wife Julia’s insurance money after the death of her first husband Sidney.

Nothing is quite what it seems in this fast paced comedy of mistaken identity and mayhem at Careline’s Alcalali theatre in a play written by Dave Freeman and directed by Jim Sissen.

The production runs from Thursday 15th May to Saturday 17th May. Doors open at 7pm each evening and curtain up is at 8pm. Tickets are 12€ and can be booked by calling the Box Office on

Candida Wright and Andy HeadfordLord at rehearsals

652 294 750 or by email to carelineboxoffice@gmail.com. There is a 10% discount for pre-booked groups of 10 or more.

Proceeds from the first night will be donated to the MABS Cancer Support Group. For more information, visit www.carelinetheatre.com

Charity Fashion Show

ATTIRE TO inspire! Come and join Giving4Giving’s first charity fashion event where there will be a wide selection of pre-loved and up-cycled garments. See what is in store and grab yourself a bargain! Giving4Giving and Doggie Angels present a charity fashion show at Hotel Moli in Alfaz on Wednesday 4th June in support of local cancer charities and Doggie Angels. The Hotel Moli will be offering a two-course Indian lunch with wine for 11.95€ for hungry guests - anyone who just wants to come to the show please join in a fun day - lunch is at 1pm and the show starts at 2.30pm. The event will be hosted by Will Sparkle (Costa Blanca’s leading female impersonator) and we have a live cookery demonstration by a master chef finalist followed by a grand raffle. Please call Gary for further details on 603 137 697.

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Bougainvilleas - Part One

by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

BOUGAINVILLEAS ARE one of the most popular climbers on the Mediterranean. They can be grown against walls, on fences, over pergolas, to cover dead trees, up banks and even cascading down banks and containers trimmed into interesting shapes.

A fully grown plant will give a fantastic display of colour over many months from early summer to January when they are pruned. As shown in the photograph they come in many colours and can become very impressive specimens if allowed to grow taller year after year. The colour of Bougainvillea is produced not by flowers but by coloured bracts. The actual flower is the long thin white growth inside the bract.

There are many varieties and cross pollinations of Bougainvillea to choose from. Unfortunately garden centres rarely name them and those growing countries that do often have their own popular names.

For convenience we therefore list the most commonly found varieties by colour.

1. Purple: Very vigorous and produces compact bracts close to the main branches.

As this variety keeps its shape well it is suitable to grow as a standard in a terrace pot.

2. Red: Vigorous but not as compact as the purple variety as it produces bracts from longer side shoots giving a cascading effect.

3. Double red: Not as fast growing as the

above. Produces very large bracts. One advantage is that when flowering is finished these bracts gradually dry to a brownish colour and do not fall to the ground: easier to keep your terrace clean. Grows well in a pot but not as a standard.

4. Pink: Vigorous and does produce a good show of colour with a cascading effect.

5. Yellow: Bronze, Orange, Lilac and White: Slower growing, harder to establish and more affected by changing conditions e.g. frosts, cold winds and drying out. Not really for cooler inland valleys.

To add interest there are many hues of most colours. Garden centres are also now introducing dwarf, variegated and mixed colours. But our advice is to try growing one or two of the above and if they grow well in your soil and microclimate introduce the more delicate varieties to add contrasts.

This will be easier on the southern Costas.

If in doubt protect plants, especially young ones, with a frost and wind protective sheet from November to March.

Bougainvillea can be quite temperamental.

They like to get their roots far down into the ground so are best in a rich, open structured soil. They grow particularly well when planted adjacent to a path or terrace where the roots can search for retained water

A good range of colours

underneath and are also kept cool in the hot summer months. They find it difficult to get going in heavy clay of if planted unknowingly over bedrock a foot or two below the surface.

If after several months they show no signs of strong growth, even with your good care, try moving them to another part of the garden and they may suddenly take off.

are better to buy a one and half metre high well shaped plant with a good root system.

P U RC H A S I N G Don’t buy the largest plant you can see. It has probably been over forced in ideal hot house conditions and its root structure is unlikely to be able to initially support the plant in the realities of a typical garden. You

S I T UAT I O N Generally Bougainvillea do best on a southfacing wall. But they will grow on north facing walls and in shady courtyards.

SEASON TO PLANT Preferably in the Autumn or Spring in coastal areas. But in inland valleys where there is a chance of frost or cold burning winds wait until Spring.

More next week.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION RE THE HANDSCOMBE’S BOOKS - With the demise of many of the bookshops and distributors that used to handle Santana Books the most convenient way of obtaining information about and purchasing the gardening and lifestyle books written by Dick Handscombe is to use Amazon Books. A search for ‘Dick Handscombe’ on first entering the Amazon Books site will normally bring most of the books up in one go. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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Neighbourhood Watch moving forward

By Keith Nicol NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH held their AGM at the International Marina Club, Torrevieja recently. The sitting committee was unanimously re-elected although President Geoff Salter announced that both he and Treasurer Tony Gregory will be standing down next year due to ther commitments and travel.

As one of Spain’s most influential and important Associations, one of the main focuses of NHW for the next twelve months is to raise their awareness levels though closer ties with media outlets and having their stand at various events. Geoff also noted the importance of the new TorreviejaLink as a fresh way that NHW could reach thousands of their subscribers by email, and for anyone interested to simply send an email to: torreviejalink@gmail.com with their contact details, to stay in touch with local culture, sports, events and most importantly crime awareness.

This year NHW have been very active in highlighting such scams as the bogus gas man and electricity serviceman to the fore, along with advice on how to best secure your home, car and belongings plus your own personal wellbeing.

A new link up with the Business Phone Book ‘The Directory for You’

has produced such positive results that NHW are working with them on producing the first edition of a new quarterly magazine, called ‘The Watch’, which will be filled with information about taking care of yourself and your property while living in Spain or travelling.

A new email ‘News Alert’ system is now in place, designed to instantly advice members of any issues brought to their attention by local, national and international police. NHW also plan to organise their own local awareness campaigns to attract new members and add to the 51 branches and 1,500 coordinators spread from Javea to Malaga, with Torrevieja remaining the centre point and headquarters.

The association will be setting up stands at local shows and promoting such simple schemes as their ultra-violet marker pen, to mark your property, to help easily identify your items in case something is stolen or lost but later recovered.

You can find out more information about the new ‘The Watch’ magazine by email: info@NHWmagazine.com and on joining the NHW at: newsalert@NHWinSpain.com or visiting their website: www.NHWinSpain.com or directly to Geoff at: geoff1salter@hotmail.co.uk

Abandoned fields lead to crop reduction THE PROVINCE of Alicante has lost around 3,000 hectares of crops in one year due to the abandonment of land. Working fields have been reduced to ‘badlands’ that have increased by 21% over the last five years as a result of farms going out of business. Citrus crops have suffered more than any other, with only Mandarins increasing in numbers. Oranges depleted by nearly 1,800 hectares. On the upside, grapes, artichokes and olives are increasing steadily.

Geoff Slater

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money

The responsibility of advice

by

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

BEING AN independent financial adviser you have to take your job and responsibilities seriously. In most cases you are managing money that people have worked very hard for; money that they now need to work for them.

MAYBE I take this responsibility too seriously and I admit to some occasional sleepless nights, but that responsibility comes with the privilege of working with people and helping them to achieve their plans for their lives.

We try our hardest to ensure that your money is invested in a way that suits your needs and wants in line with your attitude to risk. If you are risk adverse we will give you an investment that whilst is not going to set the world alight with its performance will have the potential to grow in a slow but steady way.

The truth is the longer your investment horizon is and your appetite for risk, this will significantly impact the overall rate of return you can achieve.

So how does this sit with the recent Budget announcements on pensions?

It means telling people some hard facts, such as yes from next April you can cash in your whole pension fund, but this is not for free - you will

have to pay a significant amount in tax to the UK government. Living overseas there will possibly be an extra amount to pay to the tax authorities in that country. You could lose over 40% of your pension pot just to TAX. I believe the best course of action for most people is to keep their pensions and take advantage of flexible drawdown if they wish to take their pension as cash. This means withdrawals can be structured in such a way to take advantage of tax allowances, tax rates and tax years.

Or if you are an expatriate look at the benefits of a QROPS. Don’t think I am saying that the changes are a bad idea, because I am not. However I just want you to be well aware of the pitfalls.

If you would like to benefit from free independent, impartial advice on your financial future please contact me by email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330 to arrange a free consultant.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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legal

Carlos Baos

from White & Baos Abogados Solicitors Lawyers

DEAR LAWYER, I have a house in Denia (Alicante) on rustic land with two numbers and different references in the catastro but I only pay taxes at the Town Hall for one of them? Is this correct?

Should I rectify it?

Dear reader, it is very difficult to give you a proper legal advice about your particular case without studying carefully the documentation of your property.

Generally, if you have a building on non-urban land (rustic) it is normal that the property has two cadastral references. These properties, known as ‘diseminados’, with a building construction on a rustic land, generally have one cadastral rustic reference for the plot part of the rustic catastro, and another urban cadastral reference for the construction, because for cadastral purposes, generally a construction for living is considered ‘urban’, even if it is on rural or rustic land, and this is part of the urban catastro.

Regarding the local tax you mentioned that you pay to the Town Hall (which depending of the municipalities, could be paid directly to the Town Hall or through a tax management agency as SUMA), this will probably be the Real Estate Tax, (Impuesto de Bienes Inmuebles) known as IBI .

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Legally, the persons who must pay this tax are individuals, companies and any legal entities, holder of the taxable rights on the property.

This IBI tax is defined in the Spanish tax legislation as a direct tax charging the rights of ownership, life interest rights, etc. on rustic and urban properties.

Legally, the persons who must pay this tax are individuals, companies and any legal entities, holder of the taxable rights on the property.

This tax is based on the cadastral property value.

Normally the cadastral value of the rustic plots, contrary to what happens with urban ones, is very small and therefore it is quite common that on the rustic plots of small dimension, the IBI tax to be paid is very little or even nothing.

Therefore, if this is your case, it is normal that you have for your house, a rustic cadastral reference that relates only to the plot, for which it is possible that you

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

Car sales are looking up!

THE AUTOMOTIVE market is considered a reliable economic indicator in terms of economic recovery. Orders grew by 28.7% in April compared with the same period last year, to 80,174 units, the highest since 2010, according to data released on Monday by manufacturers association Anfac and auto associations Faconauto and Ganvam. Improvement in the auto sector is viewed as a solid projection of the first signs of economic recovery since 2008. Faconauto President Jaume Roura said that the “Pive Plan continues to drive the market” as it recovers from an economic wasteland fuelled by a lack of spending confidence.

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Different cadastral references and taxes to be paid for a property on rustic land

do not pay property tax or pay very little, and other urban cadastral reference only related to the building, on which you will pay IBI. In any case, if you are not sure about the cadastral status of your property, or whether you should be paying urban or and rustic local taxes (IBI), or any other matter concerning the cadastral situation of your property, our firm can help you.

Please keep in mind that it is very important to make sure that the property is correctly registered on the urban and rustic catastro, and also as the owner that you have no debts with the authorities.

You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

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travel

Five perfect nights at the Hotel SH Altea Villa Gadea

5 nights

270€ pp

ALTEA IS located in the province of Alicante and is just north of Benidorm on the Costa Blanca. An incomparable climate, pristine beaches and a quaint labyrinth of streets showcasing the region’s typical white-washed houses has made the town an increasingly popular choice with visitors seeking traditional Spanish hospitality.

The Hotel SH Altea Villa Gadea is one of the finest luxury hotels in Alicante,

overlooking the Mediterranean and combining the traditional ‘white villa’ design with contemporary décor and modern comforts; a cool oasis and the perfect tranquil setting to enjoy a few days’ rest and relaxation.

Just 3km from popular Altea with its excellent shopping facilities and convenient to Benidorm’s outstanding nightlife, the SH Altea Villa Gadea, opened in 2005, is an exclusive Thalasso Spa hotel, featuring almost 2,000 square feet dedicated to health, beauty therapy and relaxation.

Five nights from 3rd July at the delightful Hotel Villa Gadea Beach in Altea is priced at only 270€ per person for a Superior Double / Twin room with breakfast included. To book your stay call 0034 865 674 036 or email benidorm@hotels.tv

Exclusive Holiday Deals Gandia Tours’ three day tour to Peñiscola 9 - 15 MAY 2014

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SETTING OFF on 22nd May, Gandia Tours offers a wonderful three day excursion to Peñiscola, taking in the sights of Morella and returning 24th May. DAY 1 Travel to Peñiscola and check into a 4-Star hotel with half board and water included.

Peñiscola is a fortified seaport and location of Peñiscola Castle, built by the Knights Templar and famed as the movie set for the Hollywood blockbuster ‘El Cid’ starring Charlton Heston and Sophia Loren.

The streets of the old part of the town are cobbled and there are plenty of restaurants and shops to explore. Some of the typical Spanish restaurants are outstanding value, offering a wide range of traditional dishes.

At the height of the tourist season there is an evening bazaar selling souvenirs and featuring street performers as well as a Punch & Judy show.

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DAY 2 Travel to Morella, an ancient walled city perched atop a hill in Castellon. Your legs need to be in good shape to climb to the castle but there is plenty more to see and do in this fascinating enclave.

The tour returns to Peñiscola at the end of the day.

DAY 3 Back in Peñiscola on Day 3 there are more sights to be seen and more delicious food to be sampled before heading home.

This wonderful three-day tour is priced at only 150€ per person.

For more information please call Gandia Tours on 966 106 872.

Life

Torrevieja Masters make their mark!

LAST SUNDAY in the 50m Municipal pool, Torrevieja, the Torrevieja Masters Team were out it force with a full team of eight swimmers.

Sunday’s swims were the last local ‘Time Controls’ before the Regional Masters Summer Autonomico Competition, which this year is to be hosted by the ‘Palacio de Deportes Infanta Cristina’ in Torrevieja on 30th May and 1st June.

Racing against 16 of the region’s clubs and against 100 other swimmers, the team collected a very good set of results in their age groups. Adam Stewart (30-34yrs) gained new personal bests in the 400m (6:44:91) and 100m (1:22:47)

freestyle, with team mates Rafael Bordes (1:22:28) and Aurelio Cabello (1:18:06) also with new bests in the 100m in their freestyle (35-39yrs).

This was followed with sister Lucy Stewart in the 50m breaststoke (20-25yrs) with a fantastic swim and new PB of 1:13:81 and Paul Matthews (65-69yrs) with time of 45:19.

Keeping with the shorted distances Vicki Connolly (45-49yrs) and Gillian McNiece (35-39yrs) swam 50m backstroke. Not a backstroke swimmer and doing this stroke for the first time, Vicki earned herself a time of 46:72 and Gillian a time of 41:44.

Keeping with the backstroke, this time 200m, Paul and

Gillian earned times of 3:29:81 and 3:09:26. Beth Altabas (70-75yrs) then swam 100m butterfly (2:14:88) to be followed by the longest distance raced in the 1500m freestyle with Vicki. Both teammates Vicki and Beth had good swims in the 1500m with times of 24:21:58 and Beth 29:08:02.

In summary, a good set of results for the Club and looking forward to the bigger masters competitions in May and the Spanish Nationals in June. For more information regarding Torrevieja Swimming Club please contact Rosa: 665 454 126, President Felipe on 609 418 776 or Vicki 669 637 015.

Alternatively email info@clubnataciontorrevieja.com

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television

9th - 15th May

friday 9th May BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 First Time on the Front Line 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Outnumbered 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:20 Bad Education 24:55 EastEnders

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:10 First Time on the Front Line 07:40 Countryside 999 08:25 The Great Interior Design Challenge 09:25 Mary Berry Cooks 09:55 Formula 1 11:35 The Travel Show 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Formula 1 15:35 The Pallisers 16:30 Life in Cold Blood 17:30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Minster 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Natural World 23:00 The Trip 23:30 Newsnight 24:05 Later - with Jools Holland

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Jo Frost Family Matters 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ejector Seat 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Lewis 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:25 ITV News Central 23:30 Party Election Broadcast 23:35 GoldenEye

06:50 Deal or No Deal 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Channel 4 News 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:30 Come Dine with Me 14:00 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Draw It! 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:35 Unreported World 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Rude Tube

07:00 Childrens TV 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 Police Interceptors 13:40 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 14:40 5 News Lunchtime 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Mystery Woman: Sing Me a Murder 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Freaky Eaters USA 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Bloody Tales of the Tower 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 NCIS 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 Millionaire Matchmaker 16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 American Pie 23:55 Take Me Out

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 17:00 New Girl 17:30 Happy Endings 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Predators 24:15 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:50 Friday Night Dinner

saturday 10th May BBC1

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07:00 The Dark Mirror 08:25 Great British Menu 08:55 Great British Menu 09:25 Great British Menu 09:55 Great British Menu 10:25 Great British Menu 10:55 Formula 1 12:05 Coast 12:30 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 13:15 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 14:00 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 14:45 Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking 14:50 Talking Pictures 15:25 From Here to Eternity 17:20 Prisoner of Zenda 19:00 Natural World 20:00 Flog It! 21:00 Dad’s Army 21:30 The Culture Show 22:30 Generation War 24:05 Generation War: Fact and Fiction 24:45 Telstar: Joe Meek Story

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Adventure Time 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 The Hungry Sailors 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 ITV News and Weather 12:29 ITV Central Weather 12:30 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 13:25 Beethoven’s 2nd 15:05 60 Minute Makeover 16:05 All Star Family Fortunes 17:05 Off Their Rockers 17:35 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:35 ITV News Central 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 Let Me Entertain You 19:30 New You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 Britain’s Got Talent 21:00 Amazing Greys 22:00 Prey 23:00 The Americans 23:50 ITV News and Weather 24:04 ITV Central Weather 24:05 The Eiger Sanction

07:05 The Hoobs 07:30 Trans World Sport 08:30 The Grid 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Weekend Kitchen 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:05 The Big Bang Theory 12:35 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Simpsons 13:35 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:05 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:40 Come Dine with Me 19:15 Come Dine with Me 19:40 Channel 4 News 20:05 The Day the Earth Stood Still 22:00 Man on a Ledge 24:00 Beverly Hills Cop

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai 11:35 Power Rangers Megaforce 12:00 Meerkat Manor 12:25 The Dog Rescuers 12:55 Police Interceptors 13:55 Bloody Tales of the Tower 14:55 Submarine X-1 16:40 Torpedo Run 18:35 5 News Weekend 18:40 Attack on the Iron Coast 20:25 Battle of Britain 23:00 Live International Boxing

06:45 ITV2 Nightscreen 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen 06:55 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Emmerdale 09:35 Coronation Street 12:00 Tom Daley Goes Global 13:05 Britain’s Got Talent 14:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 15:35 You’ve Been Framed!

16:40 You’ve Been Framed!

17:40 You’ve Been Framed!

18:10 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 21:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 22:00 You’ve Been Framed!

23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Viral Tap 24:35 Britain’s Got Talent

07:00 Switched 07:25 Ugly Betty 08:10 Make It or Break It 09:00 Ugly Betty 10:00 Charmed 11:00 Made in Chelsea 12:00 The Mindy Project 12:30 Rules of Engagement 15:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:30 How I Met Your Mother 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 Made in Chelsea 18:00 Youngers 18:35 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Tomorrow People 22:00 The Dilemma 24:15 The Big Bang Theory 24:45 The Big Bang Theory

11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Football Focus 13:10 BBC News; Weather 13:20 Formula 1 15:30 Bargain Hunt 16:30 Monkey Planet 17:30 Bolt 19:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:20 Pointless Celebrities 20:10 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 21:00 Eurovision Song Contest 2014 24:25 BBC News; Weather 24:45 Agnetha: Abba & After

sunday 11th May BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:00 BBC News 13:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 13:15 Formula 1 16:15 Final Score 18:30 Points of View 18:45 Songs of Praise 19:30 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 The Crimson Field 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 Match of the Day 24:55 Reggie Yates: Extreme South Africa

07:05 His Kind of Woman 09:00 Countryfile 10:00 Gardeners’ World 10:30 Beechgrove Garden 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 Spring Kitchen with Tom Kerridge 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 An Ideal Husband 15:30 Badminton Horse Trials 17:30 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Escape to the Continent 20:00 Australia with Simon Reeve 21:00 The Best of Top Gear 22:00 The Comedy Vaults: BBC2’s Hidden Treasure 23:00 QI XL 23:45 A Beautiful Mind

07:00 Childrens TV 08:20 Digimon Fusion 08:45 Horrid Henry 09:00 Big Time Rush 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 May the Best House Win 11:25 Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey 13:20 ITV News and Weather 13:29 ITV Central Weather 13:30 Big Star’s Little Star 14:35 All Star Family Fortunes 15:20 Britain’s Got Talent 16:20 Let Me Entertain You 16:50 You’ve Been Framed!

17:20 Midsomer Murders 19:20 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 19:45 Catchphrase 20:30 Off Their Rockers 21:00 Vera 23:00 Perspectives 24:00 ITV News and Weather 24:14 ITV Central Weather 24:15 Premiership Rugby Union

06:25 The Hoobs 06:50 The Hoobs 07:15 British GT Championship 07:40 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 How I Met Your Mother 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:35 Secret Eaters 14:40 The Big Bang Theory 15:10 The Big Bang Theory 15:40 The Simpsons 16:10 Ever After: a Cinderella Story 18:30 Deal or No Deal 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Posh Pawn 21:00 For the Love of Cars 22:00 Fargo 23:05 Season of the Witch 24:55 Underworld: Evolution

07:00 Childrens TV 09:20 Angelina Ballerina 09:35 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Access 11:05 The Dog Rescuers 11:40 Cowboy Builders 12:40 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 13:40 Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War 15:50 Canterville Ghost 17:40 Pocahontas 19:10 5 News Weekend 19:15 Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls 21:00 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 23:00 The Bucket List 24:50 The Woman with 40 Cats - and Other Pet Hoarders

06:45 ITV2 Nightscreen

07:00 Switched 07:25 Make It or Break It 08:15 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Youngers 14:00 Made in Chelsea 15:05 Revenge 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:35 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Tomorrow People 19:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Troy 21:00 ‘Crocodile’ Dundee II 23:15 The Inbetweeners 23:50 The Inbetweeners 24:25 The Big Bang Theory 24:50 The Big Bang Theory

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Jo Frost Family Matters 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ejector Seat 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Gino’s Italian Escape 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Prey 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:33 Party Election Broadcast 23:35 Benidorm 24:35 Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey

06:50 Deal or No Deal 07:45 According to Jim 08:10 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Draw It! 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 22:00 Island with Bear Grylls 23:00 Man vs Weird 24:00 Gogglebox

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 Police Interceptors 13:40 Benidorm ER 14:40 5 News Lunchtime 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Trial by Fire 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Freaky Eaters USA 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Classic Car Rescue 21:00 DIY Dummies 22:00 The Greatest Ever War Movies

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 Millionaire Matchmaker 16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Mom 22:30 The 40 Year Old Virgin 24:55 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 17:00 New Girl 17:30 Happy Endings 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Revenge 23:00 Made in Chelsea 24:00 Party House

monday 12th May BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Caught Red Handed 12:30 First Time on the Front Line 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Link 16:00 Countdown to Chelsea 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Storms That Shook the South West 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 DIY SOS 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 Party Election Broadcast 23:40 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:25 The Graham Norton Show

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:20 Homes Under the Hammer 08:20 Animal Park 08:50 First Time on the Front Line 09:20 Countryside 999 10:05 The Planners 11:05 Real Lives Reunited 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 A to Z of TV Cooking 14:15 Life in Cold Blood 15:15 The Pallisers 16:05 Coast 16:45 Great British Garden Revival 17:45 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 22:00 This World 23:00 Mock the Week Looks Back at 23:30 Newsnight

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 The Hot Desk 07:55 Emmerdale 10:55 Coronation Street 13:20 You’ve Been Framed!

13:55 The Iron Giant 15:40 Zookeeper 17:40 Britain’s Got Talent 18:45 Britain’s Got More Talent 19:45 You’ve Been Framed!

20:15 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 23:00 Viral Tap 23:50 License to Wed

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tuesday 13th May BBC1

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07:20 Homes Under the Hammer 08:20 Caught Red Handed 08:50 First Time on the Front Line 09:20 Countryside 999 10:05 Collectaholics 11:05 Real Lives Reunited 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Super League Show 14:45 One Man and His Campervan 15:15 The Pallisers 16:05 Coast 16:45 Great British Garden Revival 17:45 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Big Allotment Challenge 22:00 Watermen: A Dirty Business 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Party Election Broadcast 24:25 This World

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Jo Frost Family Matters 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ejector Seat 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 23:10 ITV News 23:40 ITV News Central 23:44 Party Election Broadcast for the English Local Elections 23:45 The Cube 24:45 Wild Britain with Ray Mears

06:55 Countdown 07:40 According to Jim 08:05 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:30 The King of Queens 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Draw It! 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Embarrassing Bodies: Live from the Clinic 22:00 Mr Drew’s School for Boys 23:00 16 Kids and Counting 23:55 Coppers 24:55 Random Acts

07:00 Childrens TV 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 Police Interceptors 13:40 Classic Car Rescue 14:40 5 News Lunchtime 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Wandering Eye 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Freaky Eaters USA 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 21:00 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 22:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 23:00 The Mentalist 23:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:50 Body of Proof

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 Millionaire Matchmaker 16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 License to Wed

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 New Girl 17:30 Happy Endings 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 17 Again 23:05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

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07:15 Homes Under the Hammer 08:15 Caught Red Handed 08:45 First Time on the Front Line 09:15 Countryside 999 10:00 Antiques Roadshow 11:00 Bang Goes the Theory 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 A to Z of TV Cooking 14:15 Life in Cold Blood 15:15 The Pallisers 16:05 Coast 16:45 Great British Garden Revival 17:45 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Under Offer: Estate Agents on the Job 22:00 Coast 22:10 Coast Australia 23:00 Episodes 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Party Election Broadcast 24:25 Watermen: A Dirty Business

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Jo Frost Family Matters 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ejector Seat 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Big Star’s Little Star 22:00 Billy Connolly’s Big Send Off 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:33 Party Election Broadcast for the English Local Elections 23:35 Tomorrow Never Dies

06:55 Countdown 07:40 According to Jim 08:05 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:30 The King of Queens 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 10:55 Undercover Boss USA 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Channel 4 News 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:30 Come Dine with Me 14:00 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Draw It! 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Supervet 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Derek 23:35 Cardinal Burns 24:05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 Police Interceptors 13:40 Cowboy Builders 14:40 5 News Lunchtime 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Flirting with Danger 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Freaky Eaters USA 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 21:00 Minute by Minute 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Castle 23:55 Castle 24:50 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 Emmerdale 07:30 Britain’s Got More Talent 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 The Real Housewives of Miami 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 15:00 Millionaire Matchmaker 16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

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07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rules of Engagement 16:30 Rules of Engagement 17:00 New Girl 17:30 Happy Endings 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Youngers 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 Made in Chelsea

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07:20 Homes Under the Hammer 08:20 Caught Red Handed 08:50 First Time on the Front Line 09:20 Countryside 999 10:05 Mind the Gap: London vs the Rest 11:05 Gardeners’ World 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Instant Restaurant 14:45 One Man and His Campervan 15:15 The Pallisers 16:05 Coast 16:45 Great British Garden Revival 17:45 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Big Allotment Challenge 22:00 Thalidomide - The Fifty Year Fight 23:00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Watermen: A Dirty Business

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Jo Frost Family Matters 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ejector Seat 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 22:00 Wanted: A Family of My Own 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Billy Connolly’s Big Send Off 24:35 The Lobby

06:50 Deal or No Deal 07:45 According to Jim 08:10 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:25 Frasier 10:55 Undercover Boss USA 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Channel 4 News 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:25 Come Dine with Me 14:00 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Draw It! 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Posh Pawn 22:00 Heston’s Great British Food 23:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 24:00 The Island with Bear Grylls

07:00 Childrens TV 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 Police Interceptors 13:40 DIY Dummies 14:40 5 News Lunchtime 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Jane Doe: The Wrong Face 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Freaky Eaters USA 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Cowboy Builders 22:00 Trauma Doctors 23:00 Person of Interest 24:00 Person of Interest 24:55 Access

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

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15:00 Millionaire Matchmaker 16:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:10 The Real Housewives of Miami 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

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21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Tom Daley Goes Global 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Viral Tap 24:35 Dads

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by Peter

Bob’s Top Tip on how not to eat sausages!

IT WAS a sad day indeed when Bob Hoskins passed away on 29th April.

He was born in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, in October 1942 and was a man who always spoke his mind, something he said he put down to the confidence his parents gave him as a child: “My mother always said to me … if someone doesn’t like you then f**k ‘um! They’ve got bad taste!” … Cool mum, no?!

If you’re a fan of the man I’ve got a bit of good news as I’ve found the key parts of an interview he gave not too many moons ago that really does sum him up, and you’d best put on your welding goggles as its pretty high octane stuff!

Talking about choosing film scripts, he said: “I used the ‘cold bum’ test ... I took the script to the khazi and if I ended up with a cold arse I think, this

BLUE-EYED handsome man Brad Pitt seems to have lost quite a bit of selfbelief of late as he’s is not best pleased with wife Angelina Jolie over her chatting to her ex, Billy Bob Thornton.

The old green-eyed monster has reared its ugly head and got Brad real good it seems. So keep an eye girls as he might well be back on the market soon.

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has got to be a good one! ... If I got pins and needles I thought, f*** me! This must be a good one!” … Warned ya, didn’t I… On film ‘Super Mario Bros’ he said: “The worst thing I ever did? It was a f**kin’ nightmare ...” I hope the vicar’s wife’s away on holiday … on his persistence he said: “I came into this business uneducated, dyslexic, 5ft 6in, with a face like a squashed cabbage and they welcomed me with open arms.”

Then when asked about playing to his strengths he admitted “I’ve played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men.”

The great man closed the interview quite delightfully saying when quizzed about his life “What would I have done if I wasn’t an actor? Probably robbed banks!” Then in finality he said “But most importantly? Don’t eat piping hot sausages!”

Let’s hope we get a season of Bob Hoskins’ work on TV - at least a week would be brill!

THERE’S A very strong rumour that they are about to make a movie version of the wonderful ‘Dad’s Army’.

47-year-old Toby Jones will play the part of bungling Captain Mainwaring and Bill Nighy is to play Sergeant Wilson. Top comedy writer Hamish McColl has been given the thumbs up by original writer Jimmy Perry who said: “I’m letting them get on with it.”

THE SIMPSONS have been described as the most famous family in America and now a stage play that features them has been receiving rave revues ahead of moving from Washington to off-Broadway last September. The show, called ‘Mr Burns’, will open at the Almeida Theatre in Islington on 5th June, so let’s hope the tour makes it to Spain, then you can don your yellow makeup and book a ticket!

CLOSER ON CC is on the Lucy Beale murder, and is about the boredom of how it’s going on, and on, and on... There are surely only so many times Peter can get inordinately angry, only so many times peoples’ eye balls are prepared to take Ian and Phil cuddling, even the investigating police officers don’t seem that interested. This is surely milking a storyline to death … pun intended.

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MARS opposes Venus in a vendetta that is bound to leave you unsure of exactly what has happened. Initially you may feel that the current result means that you have lost your way but this is a no win and no lose situation and it is merely time to bring something well and truly out of the bag that allows you without a doubt, the sigh of relief you need.

Venus has a midmonth tryst with an inspiring Uranus, planet of scheming and attributes of power. You will find the hard way that your message has got through, but since there is much to repair it may be some time before the impact is successfully received and any action is achieved.

Somebody seems to be making things difficult.

Decisions based on your instincts are for sure the way ahead right now when there seems to be a set of well balanced and rational alternatives to help you get you back on your feet. As you focus on yourself for a change you will also realise that the good use of your inner psychic energies has helped you to come up trumps against all the odds.

The midweek Full Moon gives you the clear signal that it is time to put plan B into operation. You are carefully sorting amidst the debris of your life just now, and any support you can get is a step in the right direction. You may feel you are out on a limb, but if you play your cards right there is a rich reward that you both well deserve and need.

Dalliance between Pluto and Mercury brings you to your senses about a relationship issue. Both of you have moved further apart and it will be difficult to change your minds now that there is nothing to argue about any more. The next few days will tell if anything whatsoever is going to be worth saving from the embers of the doused flames.

Take a chance as Venus squares on Pluto and there seems to be a hidden agenda that hasn’t been taken fully into consideration. In hindsight you would never have got involved in this entire debacle, but now that you are it is impossible to take sides and dangerous for you to even think that there is anything worth fighting for anymore.

Whilst Venus takes on Mars it is time to ensure just exactly what you think that you are doing right now. With an emphasis on someone wanting to even the score this is not a time to come out fighting, but it is a time to stand up and be counted in the general scheme of things. Wait and see what comes along, but expect nothing!

Strangely fearful and apprehensive you seem to be on the horns of a dilemma and are damned if you do and dammed if you don’t! You have known for some time how hard it is to make everyone happy, but this shouldn’t make you give up trying for the sake of those around you who have your every interests, well and truly, at heart this week.

A call to examine every aspect of economy as a corner develops between Pluto and Neptune, and all may feel very much at sea. There is a need to balance income with expenditure since you are contributing the lion’s share to the kitty but appear to be not enjoying the benefits.

Tightening the belt is going to be just the start, but it helps.

Earthly connections will see you through a rough patch as you are begging Peter to pay Paul, and somebody just moved the goal posts. A clear way ahead involves actions rather then words, and serves to show others that you are not to be messed with and that positive solution is the obvious way forward for all concerned.

Neptune squares up on Mercury and it would appear that previously closed methods of communication are open to discussion. With all the will in the world you need the stability that comes from taking the tried and tested path, but every now and then something comes along that may help you make the magic that you richly deserve.

As the Sun blocks the pathway of wary Saturn there is a need to focus and examine what is currently on offer and what has to be done to smooth over the cracks that have developed. The fact that someone hasn’t done their homework should be your way of finding a suitable and broad-based solution because clear sight is needed now.

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Significant energies compound to show you an inkling as to what could be on offer if you faced facts and took what has already been offered to you. The Cosmos buzzes with positive action to back you every which way!

Long distance I AM always saddened at the acute number of waiting souls inhabiting the Spirit World, who may never get the chance to use the communication skills they are adept to.

Time after time in making contact I see many who have passed over, and who need the contact that emanates from us, the living, from the Earth plane. Such spiritual contact does not necessarily need a Medium to make the connection, but the entire process is a two way street and it demands equal energies sent in either direction.

Sadly, there are many who are scared to start such a communication, even with regards to a dear departed loved one. Many feel that those in Spirit are sleeping and that actions sent from this planet Earth may disturb them. I have been accused of this disturbance many times, but my call is a professional one, and may just open things up so that a future dialogue is possible: it generally does.

Any beliefs that you may have will greatly strengthen your message and they could be just enough to spark off a connection that is sustaining and benefits greatly both communicators.

In my office some souls come through so rapidly. They may

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very well have understood the process which will have been clearly explained to them by Spirit, but it takes the call from Earth to instigate the communication. If your family fears or merely does not understand that the process is possible; for whatever reason, then their love may be sent, of course, but it will never be felt and possibly won’t be received by the departed.

Judging by the grey figures lining up, up there, there are many who would benefit from a kind word, and the chance to show their living loved ones that they have arrived, that they are safe, and that the process of the continuity of life is full of the blessings that it can bring.

Spiritualists know that their current Earthly life is one of many, and that they have the promise of life in every possibility in every form imaginable available to them. They know this because they have had ample evidence sent to them on Earth from the dimension of the Spirit World and they have received it with Light and Love.

Don’t be afraid to make that long distance call that could mean everything to those who look down at you; waiting for your positive, inspiring and loving response.

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY, MY son overdosed almost three years ago and the anniversary of his death is coming. I was told that if you take your own life you cannot come through to anyone. I would like to try to talk to him because there are, even after all these years, unanswered questions. Betty Mc T BETTY, I am sorry to hear of the death of your son. There is no reason whatsoever not to make contact with him and suicide is usually no barrier in making a spiritual connection. Sure you have questions and need some answers. Try talking directly to him in a silent and peaceful moment. Light a candle because this helps to send the message and just talk. Time will tell what response you will get, but if your son feels your love and forgiveness it will act as a spur. Let me know how you do please and if you need me I am here for you.

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by Jane Cronin

Simple verb changes In the last article we started turning our verbs from first person “I” forms to second person “you” forms, and we distinguished between tú and usted, that is the informal and extra-polite ways of expressing “you” in Spanish.

Since the beginning of these articles we have been looking at these as part of a particular kind of sentence – that is, linking them to other verbs to express intentions, obligations and preferences.

However, verbs are not always used in this way, so today we are going to remind ourselves briefly of how they can be used in other simple ways, and gently extend our range of possibilities. I’ll throw a few new words in, but you should be well able to cope with this by now!

There’s a chance none of that makes any sense at all – so let’s get down to practicalities and give you a range of real examples.

For example – the verb querer (to want).

Quiero viajar a Beijing.- I want to travel to Beijing. ¿Quieres comprar un coche nuevo? - Do you want to buy a new car? - informal ¿No quiere estudiar más? - Don’t you want to study any more? – formal But not forgetting the simpler use of this verb.

No quiero más postre, gracias.- I don’t want any more pudding, thank you. ¿Quieres mi opinión? - Do you want my opinion? ¿Qué quiere usted – un café o un té? - What do you want – a coffee or a tea?

In this last example, given that the formal form is being used, the correct translation is really “What would you like?” as that is what we would actually say in English. Notice that the word usted is optional, but it sometimes gets put in to make the sentence sound more courteous.

I can’t resist a little digression here, even though it’s not strictly relevant to what we are looking at. It is in answer to the question – can’t the verb querer also mean “to love”? Yes it can. It also means “to love” in the romantic, personal sense, not in the sense of loving fish

and chips. Therefore, te quiero means “I love you”. It can also mean “I want you”. I don’t think we’re going to go any further down this road at the moment.

We can go through the same sort of process with necesitar “to need”.

Necesito firmar estos papeles. - I need to sign these papers. ¿Necesitas un descanso? - Do you need a break?

No necesita tomar más medicamento.- You don’t need to take any more medicine.

This last sentence is more formal and I could imagine a doctor saying it to an older patient or one he didn’t know well personally.

Me gusta ver el tenis de Rafa Nadal - I like watching Rafa Nadal’s tennis. ¿No te gusta la paella? - Don’t you like paella? ¿Le gusta tocar el piano? - Do you like playing the piano?

You can do your own translating from now on.

Voy a la playa mañana. ¿Vas a ir conmigo? ¿Por qué no va al ayuntamiento para preguntar?

This switch through the three forms applies to all verbs, so here is a couple more.

Hablo un poco de español. ¿Cuántos idiomas hablas?

Usted habla inglés muy bien, señora.

Vivo en un chalet en Marbella. (Yeah right!) ¿En qué calle vives exactamente?

Dígame dónde vive usted.

There are many directions these new revelations could take us, but next week I think we’ll start talking about “he” and “she”. You will be surprised and thrilled at how easy it is!

Church parade

By Jack Troughton POPULAR COSTA Blanca choir Montgo Chorale is changing venues for its next concert on Sunday 18th May when a performance will be held in Rafol d’Alumnia at 8pm.

The concert is being staged at the San Francisco de Paula Church in Calle Mayor at the heart of the village – which has a historical link to scared music.

The choir will be singing ‘The Nelson Mass’

by Joseph Haydn and ‘Stabat Mater’ by Rossini and will be directed by Gordon Lawson.

Professional soloists are soprano Rosemary Jukic, alto Adriana Garcia Mayer, tenor Jose Luis Martinez, and Joan Carles Morales, bass. As usual, the choir will be accompanied by talented organist Josep Vicent Giner.

Admission is by 10€ programme - 8€ for loyalty scheme members – and free for children. They are available from the humpty Dumpty in Javea and Hostal Loreto in Denia or at the door on the evening of the concert.

And for further information or to reserve a programme in advance, call Jan Dewland on 96 577 0973 or email dewlandjan@hotmail.com

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The magic carpet

By Jack Troughton BENITACHELL BOWLS Club plays a central role in the local community and for scores of players and social members is an extended happy family.

At the heart of the club is the top class playing surface – known as the “carpet” to bowlers – and reckoned to be one of the best on the Costa Blanca.

And the club, BBC for short, which has celebrated a successful 25 years, is also unique in the area by being totally independent. It is owned and run by its members. All income is spent maintaining and improving the club and its facilities.

Situated within sight of the village of Benitachell, it also enjoys stunning views across the countryside – a setting that in itself draws expats to try their hand at a new sport.

There are around 218 bowlers – serious and social sportsmen and women – and around 40 purely social members.

Club President Brian Doggett told RTN how BBC’s success also had a serious side in bringing people together. “For people who have lost a partner, for example, we have become a massive safety net – the club is very much a lifeline for them and we are very much a family.

“We also have an ‘SOS’ file which we keep for our members. It is very important if something should happen.”

Members really care about each other and their guests.

An appeal to buy a defibrillator and oxygen resuscitation equipment raised the necessary cash in just 10 days.

TROPHY Serious players have honed their skills to keep an impressive amount of silverware in the trophy cabinet with the ‘Lions’, ‘Tigers’ and ‘Jaguars’ – collectively known as the ‘big cats’ – enjoying success across the Costa Blanca in a league competition.

Riding the magic carpet

Three days a week are ‘club days’ when members enter a lottery to find their partners to compete. “It’s a tradition we very much want to keep going,” said Brian.

However, the club house also plays an important role in the life of BBC and its members. There are parties, treasure hunts, quiz nights, whist evenings, bingo, a Christmas Party – a ‘Hangover Bowls and Lunch’ session is held at the end of the year – and the club also raises money for local charities.

“Every two years we also stage our own pantomime,” added Brian. “Last year we staged a show, ‘Oliver Twit’, which was great fun.

“I like to think we are an extended family. We welcome everyone – we have a guy in his eighties who has taken up

bowling and we cannot keep him away from the place.

“Unfortunately, the hardest part for us is getting younger players. We want to attract more youngsters.”

Brian said it was also hoped to involve bowlers in the area on holiday. “At the moment we have bowlers who live in Spain. What we don’t have is people who bowl in the UK during the summer and come here on holiday – they seem to be a dying breed.”

And he said the club was always looking to help people wanting to take up the sport and offered a free bowling lesson to give a taste of life at BBC – just ring Terry Setford on 96 574 0066 or email bbc.spain@gmail.com - and find out more about the club at www.benitachellbowlsclub.com

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Atletico Madrid win Under 17 Cup

By Keith Nicol Atletico Madrid are not only flying high in La Liga and are Champions League finalists, but their promising youth team won the 1st National Under 17 Interclub Tournament ‘Ciudad de Torrevieja’.

For two days, 16 teams from all over Spain played group matches to determine the finalists. The finals, to determine the top eight teams, all took place on Sunday at the Nelson Mandela Stadium in Torrevieja. To add a local touch to the proceedings, former CF and FC Torrevieja player, Torrevejense Damian Aguero was handed the captain’s armband and given the honour of raising the cup. After a hard fought game ended in a 1:1 tie, Atletico took the honours of this first edition of this prestigious competition by beating RCD Espanyol 4:2 on penalties.

The Deputy of Provincial Tourism, Joaquin Albaladejo, Councillor for Sport Luis María Pizana and Chairman of the Delegation of Alicante FFCVs Damián López, awarded the trophies. Best goalkeeper was awarded to Carlos Marín from Atletico Madrid; best player went to Espanyol’s, Melendo and the top scorer was Juanito from Atletico Madrid.

It was an excellent end to a great tournament, very efficiently organised by Olímpico Sports Events in collaboration with the Department of Sports and Tourism of Torrevieja’s City Council.

Atletico Madrid celebrate winning the tournament

The finals and major group games were televised by TVE’s TDP and are presently playing on Spanish TV. In other local football news, on Saturday morning, Levante won the “IX Manuel Memorial Aniorte” Trophy across the street at the Vicente Garcia Stadium. Manuel Aniorte, was a promising young torrevejense footballer who died in 2005 in a motorcycle accident and hence the event takes its name, as

he was a much loved local junior team player.

CF Torrevieja also won on Saturday to ensure they keep their place in ‘Regional One’ for next season. FC Torrevieja, not only are changing their name to CD Torrevieja next year, but play their last game of the season at the Vicente Garcia on Saturday, May 10th, with a 6.30pm kick off and not Sunday as scheduled.

Charity Golf Classic

ON THURSDAY 1st May and Friday 2nd May, 32 golfers from Ireland and the Costa Blanca played two rounds at El Plantio and Roda golf courses as part of a charity golf classic.

Tommy and Anne Richardson, originally from Ireland but now living in Spain, were the organisers of the tournament and raised over 5,000€ in memory of their daughter Laura who sadly passed away last year. The donation was raised for the Irish cancer charity Aoibheann’s Pink Tie.

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tech Transfer emails from Yahoo

HELLO AGAIN Aunty! I want to transfer some of the e-mails I have saved in folders on Yahoo also onto a memory stick. I have looked for an answer on the internet but each one needs expensive kit buying which as a pensioner is not possible.

Can you advise me, once again? Lorna.

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Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Not converting to Skydrive Hi Aunty: Please can you give me some advice about the purchase of Regcleanpro, as I am experiencing a problem with opening emails sent via Microsoft Word to edit or copy.

I once was able to - now it seems it will not convert to SKYDRIVE; it insists on putting them onto Acrobat or tells me to download on to my documents. Either way I can’t seem to access them for the purpose of amending for returning them by email or copying for that matter. My system seems slow and very frustrating as I am being bombarded with RegClean Pro and I am unsure whether that would solve my problem. Regards, Hazel Aunty says: Regclean pro is a ‘system cleaning’ tool. It may, or may not help with the problem you are having with your MS Word emails.

Usually, from the email, you save the document onto your PC, say into My Documents.

Then you can click on that document to open it up in MS Word, and that will allow you to edit. If you are clicking on a saved word document, and it is opening up in Adobe, then it sound like your file associations have become confused.

In windows you can change the file associations: Right click on the file Select ‘open with’ If MS Word is in that list select that, and make sure the ‘always use this program to open this type of files’ is selected.

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Aunty says: Yahoo stores emails ‘in the cloud’ - on the internet. As far as I am aware Yahoo has no export function so you cannot export emails directly from Yahoo. The only way to export Yahoos emails to a USB stick, is to use a third party program like Thunderbird, or Incredimail, or Outlook, that downloads and stored the emails on your PC. Then you can save whole folders or individual emails to another place.

DEAR AUNTY Virus: When I try to order goods or services online, using my Google Nexus tablet, some sites will not accept my email address. I receive the message ‘email address not valid’. This applies to both my Gmail and Yahoo mail addresses. This is frustrating. Can you help me to resolve this issue? Many thanks, Colin Aunty says: Apparently this is a common issue on some sites, with some email addresses, on some ‘tablets’. Perhaps using the sites ‘app’ rather than accessing the sites in a web browser may work better. Other than that, with no other solutions available that I can see, access the sites using something other than a tablet!

Response: Thank you. You have been very helpful as usual: Colin.

Crossword Solutions for Last Week CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Chastise; 5 Head; 9 Peer; 10 Doorways; 11 Stone; 12 Adoring; 13 Speeding fines; 18 Intimate; 19 Kiln; 20 Tripoli; 21 Leave; 22 Dash; 23 Egg-plant.

Down: 2 Heel-tap; 3 Strange; 4 Stop at nothing; 6 Elation; 7 Designs; 8 Cry off; 13 Shifted; 14 Entails; 15 Damson; 16 Ink-well; 17 Enliven QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Restrain; 5 Need; 9 Spot; 10 Advances; 11 Mount; 12 Private; 13 Stick-in-the-mud; 18 Disaster; 19 Pity; 20 Element; 21 Inert; 22 Side; 23 By-the-bye.

Down: 2 Exploit; 3 Titanic; 4 Independently; 6 Exclaim; 7 Distend; 8 Vanish; 13 Sadness; 14 Instead; 15 Kissed; 16 Expense; 17 Utterly.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener.

You’ve probably sat in a restaurant and seen the waiter use one of these snazzy little devices to open a bottle of wine and

wondered how to get hold of one. Well wonder no more, here’s the answer.

The snazzy little device is the Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener. As the name suggests you use it to remove corks from wine bottles. Thank-you and goodnight… Yes, but wait a minute there is more to it than merely being able to effortlessly remove a cork (even the pesky new-fangled synthetic excuse for a cork).

Firstly it’s cordless and rechargeable with sufficient power to open up to 40 bottles on a single charge. No batteries to replace or annoying cords.

Combined with an ultra-lightweight design, fast motor and comfortable rubberized soft grip the Ozeri is a pleasure to use. Quicker than Liverpool’s title hopes disappearing, the Ozeri will open the bottle in mere seconds. And when it needs a re-charge just pop it into the base unit and wait for the LED charging indicator to show it’s ready to open the next crate of Chateau Plonk 2014.

But that’s not all! You also get a compact foil cutter and pourer/stopper for those of you who open a bottle and

then don’t actually finish it – rare I know.

The Inspectors Verdict: The Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener is a must for those of us who still believe a bottle of wine should come with a cork in it and not a screw cap better suited to a bottle of ketchup – Yes, I know, ketchup comes in squeezy bottles with flip-tops now but I remember when it came in glass bottles and things were done properly…

The Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener may well be a cordless, rechargeable 21st Century excuse for not using a good old analogue, manual and labour intensive corkscrew – but why not?

It’s great! Cheers!

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement – Visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/ozeri-bottle-opener to purchase the Ozeri Pro Electric Wine Bottle Opener for 33€. Please note the recharging station is fitted with a UK style 3-pin plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

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Guaranteed to knock shots off every round!

By Tony Myles It is probably true that if you gained all the benefits on the course that the various manufacturers claim in the magazines for their equipment, then you would be challenging Rory McIlroy. Nevertheless all aspects of the game from top to toe have seen significant improvements in recent years and most of us will have benefitted from at least some of these modifications.

Do you remember when golf shoes were brogues? They were heavy duty footwear which anchored you to the surface. Well they certainly were heavy, and that weight coupled with metal spikes was enough to ensure that even a Scottish gale would fail to budge you. Today they are no heavier than a box of tissues, thereby ensuring that you will not be exhausted by wearing them for five hours. They also possess soles which appear to act like suction pads and provide stability throughout your swing.

Club technology has also improved to the stage where it is unrecognisable when compared to the equipment used a few decades ago. I well remember my father-in-law recommending that a piece of lead could be added to the base of the driver to give it extra swing speed.

Today of course that would be unthinkable and possibly illegal under the R&A regulations. However, whilst the driver head has quadrupled in size, it has not gained any additional weight and most manufacturers are focussed on keeping the weight down, whilst maintaining the ultimate aerodynamics in the head shape.

The introduction of graphite shafts many years ago has also contributed significantly to the major advances and today most professional players will expect to drive a ball off the tee in excess of 300 yards whilst even the

Head

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Head Tony M - We are getting into the long hot summer season and I think it is worth mentioning some additional advice for golfers visiting Spain.

Campbell - Good idea. I expect you were thinking about advice concerning keeping hydrated by drinking plenty of water or an isotonic drink.

Tony M - Yes there is that...

Campbell - And avoiding too much exposure to the midday sun - although the sun is strongest at about 2 pm.

Tony M - That too...

Campbell - And using a high SPF sunscreen. Factor 50 these days is quite common.

weekend amateur will regularly pass 200 yards.

So what technology do you think has produced the one single most significant improvement in the game. You can share your views as always on info@clgolf.es.

My personal view is that the physical aspects of the game and the understanding of how best to gain maximum benefit from your physique is where I have seen most improvements. Even the most casual golfer will engage in at least a few minutes of warming up prior to the first tee shot and a fair percentage will also adopt a keep fit regime outside of golf, which improves flexibility and stamina.

The major overall benefit is that the sport can now be played in an effective manner by golfers of all ages. Preschool juniors can enter the game and many agree that this is a good age to start. But by contrast, Retirement plus exercise and a selection of modern equipment equals many years of first class enjoyment.

The success of J B Holmes at this weekend’s $6.9m Wells Fargo Championship would

generally merit little more than a few words of congratulations were it not for two significant facts.

Firstly his win was against some notable opposition which included Justin Rose, Phil Mickelson, Rory McIlroy and Jim Furyk who was just one shot behind.

Secondly having represented the successful US Team in the 2008 Ryder cup he very shortly after that had to undergo some brain surgery. This in turn left him with headaches and nausea and a second brain operation was necessary. His determination to get back to the top is commendable.

There can be very few who will begrudge him this success.

Tony M - Yes all that is good common sense.

Campbell - I can feel a “But” coming.

Tony M - Wear a hat. It doesn’t have to be a fashion statement so long as it covers your head.

Campbell - Now you mention it I do remember your non-fashion statement hat from last summer. You reminded me of Jed Clampett.

Tony M - Oh that is so funny and so silly. You know that I will repay you in kind!

Campbell - Bring it on!

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road test

Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

A positive experience THE BRITISH are passionate about queues, according to research from Onepoll.com: I passionately hate them.

And so it is with a sinking feeling that I find myself in yet another claustrophobic traffic jam.

But hang on a minute, it’s a much more positive experience because I’m driving a Toyota Yaris Hybrid and it thrives in such situations. In fact it is possible to travel up to two miles at 30mph on its electric motor, thus conserving expensive petrol.

The Yaris Hybrid is a joy because, as long as the driver is light with the right foot and the motor

is sufficiently charged, it will automatically crawl along in EV (electric vehicle) mode. If it doesn’t then there is an EV switch, awkwardly placed near the handbrake. Either way, progress is similar to the sound and pace of a milk float.

Woe betide the impatient motorist because apply too much pressure on the accelerator and it’ll start guzzling fuel. There’s a similar temptation when other irritated motorists are forced to form an orderly queue behind as the driver nurses the little hybrid on its way. But when the traffic is slow moving it works well. Normal driving results in the engine charging the motor back up in time to be used in another queue.

I would be happier if this hybrid technology was coupled to a more efficient diesel

engine as it consumes too much petrol for my liking, really only allowing around 350 miles of travel on a full tank. The tank is 36 litres or 7.9 gallons (compared to 42 litres in a standard Yaris, to make room for the hybrid battery) and during my test it has averaged 44mpg. This makes it much more appropriate for pottering around town rather than motorway munching.

It does have an excellent cruise control that can be used at speeds of 26mph and above even with EV mode. It can be set at 30mph and no matter whether travelling downhill or up it will stick rigidly to this speed, which is particularly helpful when a speed camera is present.

A unique interior is made all the more so by what appears to be a light turquoise woodchip wallpaper effect on the dashboard and door inserts, which you can see in the video at testdrives.biz. It is actually a fabric but at a quick glance looks very much like wallpaper.

Equipped with a good level of features the Yaris Hybrid gets all round electric windows, air conditioning, Sat-Nav and a CD player.

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MAKE £100 A DAY TAX FREE with UK Money Online. We provide you with the knowledge so you can earn 5 - 10% PROFIT on your money TAX FREE which you can operate simply from ANY INTERNET DEVICE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. We have a proven track record with over

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built.

Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

TAPPY TOES DANCE CLASS FOR BABIES from 18 months, at 4kwatro in Albir, 11am, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information.

LADIES DANCEFIT WITH L.A DANCE at 4kwatro in Albir, Mondays at 7.30pm, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information LA BAMBA’S - BALLROOM / LATIN / SEQUENCE DANCING Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm - 10.30pm [SEQUENCE CLASS 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - SOCIAL DANCE 7.30pm - 10.30pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class Starting 23rd April 2014 2pm -3pm Intermediate Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Plus Class 4pm - 5pm For more information contact Andrea and Brian 616 478 157 FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at Villamar Campsite in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols! Call Louise on 655-781-068 for more information!

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Aesthetics coordinator vacancy at Medcare Cosmetics.

Are you passionate about how you look? Do you love all things health and beauty? Then we want to talk to you. We have a part-time vacancy at our Benijofar surgery for an efficient and friendly person to work closely with our doctor running our aesthetic skin rejuvenation clinics. You must be confident dealing with patients and be able to help us develop our cosmetics business. Languages preferred but not essential. Call 663 051 034 or email doctors@medcarespain.com HAIRDRESSER VACANCY for Busy hair and beauty salon. Also holding interviews for apprentice position available In June. www.janessalon.es. email janes.salon.bolnuevo@gmail.com or call jane 611611858 CURTAIN MAKER Experienced professional curtain maker required.Call 966480554 For more details.

FEMALES AND COUPLES REQUIRED aged 30-70 for adult modelling. No single males. Good rates.

966 182 714

DO YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AT HOME? I can help you at home with light duties, cleaning, cooking, housework, shopping etc as a carer. References available. Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi area. Call Trisha for more information on 622 514 980 or 965 843 781 FRIDGE FREEZER half n half.

Powered by 220 volt,24 or 12 ,brand new,silver 550euros Call: 965078483/675878601 TRAILER 1 TON CAPACITY made

by Josal.Solid,250 euros Call: 965078483/675878601

DUNLIN SERVICES. UK SERVICES Agents for: Right Wills and Estate planning. Wills from £120.00 Agents for: Leading Funeral Planning Companies including Repatriation. UK Utility bills: If you have a UK property and want to reduce your Utility Bills, Landline and Mobile phones, Internet services, Gas/Electric. We guarantee you’ll save money when you switch your services to us –or we’ll give you back DOUBLE THE DIFFERENCE. www.prosperandsave.com Give us a call: 965993259 Mobile: 693051612.

UK 07540932133. dunlinservices@yahoo.com

KAWASAKI GPZ 500S Spanish registered December 1995, 34,000 miles, shad box, ITV, 2014 Tax Paid Owned this bike for 9 years with no problem whatsoever, Maintained by Raul Motos, Mazarron, recent full service and new battery.

Helmet included 950€ ONO.

HYUNDAI SANTA FE Santa Fe GSI Diesel 2003.4 wheel drive with both sets of headlights LHD and RHD. Air Con,tow Bar,Chrome under run bars,Plus all the usual extras,New Tyres and Alternator recently fitted.

Very good condition.Located near La Manga Club.Price Reduced for quick sale.2250€ contact: 00447971560193

GARDENING Maintenance, palmtrees and all services. Free estimate.

Benidorm and surroundings 669 422 979/665 763 301

AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Almost new fridge/ freezers, washing machines, steamers, dish washers etc. See them all on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Two Chesterfield sofas - absolute top of the range! (New price 6.000:-) In perfect condition!.

See 950 photos: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S We specialize in designer very high quality - almost new furniture! You get approx, 2/3 off the new price. See: www.michaels-javea.com

SOS INSURANCE IN SPAIN Best prices available. CALL US FIRST for all your insurance needs, including best deals on Funeral plans. Buildings and contents cover from just 82 euros per year & cars from 120 euros. Tel 966787123 / 622275561 / 686116297 email info@sosinsuranceinspain.com

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment.

Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

MJB MOBILE WELDERS Gates, grills, hinges etc., repaired or new.

No job too small. Fast service. Low prices. Free Quotes. Call Terry: 966 845 414 / 625 995 470 WANTED I BUY ANY CAR van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish.

Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

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PEST CONTROL Cockroaches, insects, rodents. Best price. 10 years experience. 669 422 979/665 76 3301

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, conscientious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed.

British trained in the UK pool industry with over 18 years experience. 10 years served on the Costa Blanca.

Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE. SEE MAIN ADVERT ON FRONT PAGE OF CLASSIFIEDS Why go to the shop?

When we come to you saving you time and money!

SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs.

Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

DETATCHED VILLA SAN MIGUEL 3 Bedrooms,2 Bathrooms,LoungeDining,kitchen,Utilty room,Garage,Swimming pool,Storage.Excellent condition,Part Furnished.149,500€ Contact agent TEL:966798222

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9 - 15 may 2014 HOUSES WITH LAND CASITA PEGO,75 square metres and 3,449 square metre plot with orange trees.79,000€. MOUNTAINHOUSE GATA DE GORGOS,160 square metres and 825 square metre plt,75,000€. BENIMELI MOUNTAINSIDE PLOT,54,000 square metres with house,45 square metres,only 37,000€. 629991543 SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Spanish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property sale proceeds back to the UK. Call Moneycorp +34 902 887 243 and quote RTN to get more out of your money. www. moneycorp.com/roundtownnews

golf courses in the lovely Spanish village of Jacarrila. Price €295 per month. Please call Michael UK 00447831123631

LONG TERM RENTAL WANTED Cartagena/Los Alcazares area.

Unfurnished,2 Bedroom minimum.

Outside space,Terrace/Garden.Retired English Lady with a small dog. sunrainbow333@gmail.com

VAN LEAVING UK TO SPAIN 1st June,Returning Spain to UK 10th June, space avail-

CALPE CARRIO PARK VILLA 3 Bedroom,2 Bathrooms.Large Plot,Beautiful Sea Views.Needs renovation,hence price,169,000€ ONO for quick sale. 627 134 914 BEAUTIFUL DETATCHED VILLA 3 Bedrooms,2 Bathrooms with outdoor summer kitchen.Own swimmimg pool set in 800 square metres of well kept gardens with stunning views of the Sea,Mountains and Orange Groves,20mins inland from Gandia.335,000€ 962805210

ANÚNCIATE TLF:

628 191 897 eduardo@roundtownnews.com

THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN BETTER also Kamagra and weekenders.

Call Derek 685 207 378 SOPHIE ESCORT Slim elegant naughty lady. Hotel/home visit available. Tel:693 357 526 GENERIC VIAGRA EXCLUSIVE First time in Spain 120mgs. Also Kamagra 100mgs, Generic Cialis 20mgs, and jellies. Local and Nationwide service. Pay on Delivery. www.costablues.com or phone Colin 680 878 735

LOG CABIN TO LET in Pego.Fully fenced and private.For more info Call: 965048483/675878601 VILLA FOR LONG TERM RENTAL 3 Bedroom, 1.5 Bathrooms,Fully Furnished,Own Garden,Communal Pool.La Regia area area.For more information Call:603 276 598 GREAT VALUE IN JACARILLA Large 3 bedroom apartment, fantastic views, 20mins from the beach and

able 0034679042805 / 0044(0)7552985343 keithmarion9@ yahoo.co.uk SPANISH MOVES Small removals and deliveries. Spain/UK Budget prices. Last minute jobs undertaken also pet transport catered for. www. spanishmoves.net. Telephone UK 0800 612 4922 or Spain 960 130 537

ROADRUNNER TRANSPORTS & REMOVALS SPAIN-UK-SPAIN Van leaving Spain 28 May and then leaving UK on 3 June. Regular Trips.

From parcel to full load. International, Local & Storage: affordable and Reliable Service. Fully Insured.

Tel. Wayne on 633 933 391 email: spainukremovals1@gmail.com www.roadrunnertransports.com

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SPANISH SEMI INTENSIVE COURSES only 5euros per hour.

Small groups,Explanations in English.

All Levels.San Miguel de Salinas.

Email info@elprincipecentre.com, Ring 965999047/696102874 or visit the website www.elprincipecentre.com

LOST YOUR ENGLISH TV CHANNELS? - DON’T WANT MONTHLY FEES! Free UKTV, Free PREMIUM Movies, Free Sky Sports, Free Catchup, Free Adult, From only 129e For more info visit: www.costasmarttv.com or Tel: 657 766 341

RECORDS AND CDS WANTED Pop,Rock,Jazz,Blues.Top Cash Paid.

630665363 I BUY RECORDS LP’S SINGLES AND CD’s ANY STYLE, JAZZ, BLUES, POP, PUNK, ROCK, ETC...

TOP CASH PAID. 622 750 117 TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Bric-a-brac into Cash. Anything!

Anywhere! 965-319-220/663-012-541

JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA

HOT TUBS, SPAS, JACUZZIS Quality spas at factory Prices.

Also spares, filters and Repairs.

Used and ex-display spas available. We part ex and buy spas, best prices in Spain. Established 12 years Eurospas 650 722 905