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14-20 FEB 2014

Property sharks circle

by Jack Troughton

CORRUPTION AND greed will return to the Costa Blanca property market as the “sharks” gathered in a recovering economy, veteran campaigners have warned.

The economic crisis and credit crunch cut the appetite of developers to undertake ‘megaprojects’ but Abusos Urbanisticos No! (AUN) believes problems will resurface with the slightest hint of profit.

Speaking at the AUN’s Annual General Meeting in its Benissa heartland, both President Enrique Climent and Vice President Charles Svoboda spoke of a sleeping giant.

The protest group was founded 10 years ago to fight the injustices of Valencia’s notorious land grab laws and is still battling to deal with the legacy of the housing boom in the autonomous community and further afield in Spain.

And over the decade the AUN’s brief has expanded to helping protect the environment and people’s rights.

Charles told the meeting the economic crisis insured there were no credit facilities for developers to present large scale building projects “and the appetite for megaprojects diminished with the increasing numbers of developers and politicians in jail.

“While it is true the problems associated with the building boom have largely disappeared, it is also likely that when the econ-

omy picks up, the signs are that developers and politicians who have not yet learned the lesson of diminishing resources may well revert to their old, often corrupt ways.”

But he said thanks to the AUN and its backing of various legal actions, the Spanish courts were waking up to the fact there were European and international treaties and laws to be obeyed “particularly respecting the environment and the rights of individuals”.

He said the European Parliament and the groups were “exposing corruption and abusive practices like never before and Spain figures large in their reports” – and pointed out how a new survey highlighted that two thirds of Spaniards now believed their daily lives were affected by state corruption, and 95% believed corruption was institutionalised.

“Why mention this? Because we believe we played a small part in bringing illegal and corruptive practices to the attention of foreign media reporting on Spain, to the European Parliament and other opinion formers.”

Enrique said that nowadays when everyone thought that the housing bubble had burst the problems were over. “Apparently the crisis that was triggered by the real estate madness has stopped the sharks from risking money in these operations. But no, it is not over yet.

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By Jack Troughton BLOSSOM IS the buzzword as the Vall de Pop welcomes hundreds of visitors to the annual show of the brightly coloured flowers on the almond trees – the air filled with scent and the sound of feasting bees.

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The AUN executive with Enrique Climent (left) and Charles Svoboda (centre)

continued from front page “Development issues and the iniquities, abuses and perversities arising from them have not disappeared. At best it is in a larvae state, dormant and ready to come to life again with all its virulence at the slightest hint of possible profit and exploitation.”

FIGHT And he said for that reason the AUN remained focus on fighting the establishment, pushing for changes in land

Occupancy hits pre-crisis levels in January

laws, and answering calls for help from people still suffering from land grab laws and their bitter consequences.

He said the AUN was formed in 2003 by European residents living in Alicante and Spaniards in Castellon to fight an “unrelenting battle” against the land laws and the public institutions that applied them “with complete disregard for the individuals affected by them.”

Enrique added: “The purpose was to carry out protests and legal actions against the abuses and corruption that resulted from the brutal application of a perverse and cushy law made for the benefit of a group of speculators.

“These speculators or ‘developers’ obtained obscene profits

BENIDORM HAS achieved yet another record this January, beating the best occupancy rates for nine years – precrisis! The average occupancy was 67.4% - with Alfas del Pi selling 38.7% of available beds. The majority of visitors are still British: the ghastly British winter weather is auguring for yet another spectacular summer for Spain’s sunnier shores.

from this law, leaving the land of the region looking as if it had suffered the raids of Attila and his hordes.”

However, he said those that danced had to pay the piper and the AUN was now an organisation of recognised merit, valued and respected on one side but feared by those who jumped on the development bandwagon “out of greed, not need.”

And the president concluded: “We must carry on in our role as a watchdog warning profiteers that they cannot get away with everything; that they cannot rob land from its rightful owners and zoom away when things get rough, leaving only desolation behind.”

Phone pickpocket run over by car A YOUNG man alleged to be attempting to steal mobile phones from two Russian tourists at the Plaza del Mar, Alicante, at about 2pm on Wednesday was knocked down by a car as he fled from the police. A police vehicle on patrol spotted the tourists struggling with two men trying to pick their pockets. As a police officer intervened the men ran off, one of them running straight into the path of an oncoming car: the second man escaped.

The injured man was later transferred to hospital with a broken leg.

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New themed resort at Terra Natura

Construction begins on the first themed leisure resort

by Irena Bodnarec TERRA NATURA Wildlife Park in Benidorm has joined forces with the Magic Costa Blanca Hotel group to construct the first themed leisure resort in the region, with the project costing an estimated â‚Ź10 million.

The new resort is being built on a 40,000 square metre plot within the Terra Natura grounds - which will overlook the wildlife park and consist of 250 Balinese-style log cabins.

There will be a mixture of one, two and three bedroom cabins, all offering panoramic

windows to admire the wildlife, making it feel like you are on safari.

The diggers are already on site and have started excavating, with a planned completion and opening date set for Easter 2015.

Those staying will have the advantage of free access to the Wildlife park and adjoining Aqua Natura Water Park - sure to be popular with families.

There will also be additional benefits of staying such as special night safaris, environmental workshops and animal monitoring for its residents.

Police arrest shoe thieves

POLICE ARRESTED three people at around 3.30am Sunday morning in response to an alarm sounding at the Casilla Restaurant, Elche. The suspects were caught unloading approximately 5,000 pairs of stolen shoes at a nearby warehouse. Two further suspects fled the scene. At the time of the arrests the theft of the shoes had not yet been reported.

The arrests were made at a warehouse in the Castilla area

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Sales boost economy

by Jack Troughton JAVEA TOWN Hall is upbeat about the state of the local economy as taxes raised on urban land sales made a surprise return to pre-crisis levels.

The local authority budgeted for income of 900,000€ last year from capital gains tax income and inheritance tax. In fact council coffers were swelled by 1.5 million Euros.

Deputy Mayor and Councillor for Finance Oscar Anton said: “We had anticipated these revenues in line with the actual ‘plus valia’ receipts in 2012. However, we are now already much closer to the 2007 levels that Javea enjoyed before the crisis.” And he said of the overall economic picture: “New business licences for Javea are on the up; our local unemployment rate is around 10% - compared to the national rate of 25%. All better news indeed!”

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Costco sees Spain as an opportunity COSTCO, THE giant global membership warehouse wholesaler, announced recently that two outlets in Spain will be amongst its 36 new superstores opening in the spring of next year. Established in 1983, Costco is the second largest retailer in the US and the seventh in the world, concentrating on selling a wide range of products in high volume but at low, low prices, giving it an edge over its market rivals. Costco management sees Spain as an opportunity to invest in a low economy in the early stages of recovery. Costco Wholesale Spain SL was set up last year, with Seville tipped to be its first Spanish store location on a €12 million investment.

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Princess to escape jail sentence

by Jan Gamm THE INFANTA Cristina took the stand on Saturday to face a six-hour examination in connection with charges that she was complicit in the corruption case against her husband, Olympic handball medalist and Duke of Palma, Iñaki Urdangarin.

The result was a recommendation that the 48-year-old princess pay 600,000€ in fines and costs for offences linked with her ownership of the real estate company ‘Aizoon’. She will not serve a prison sentence.

The prosecutor has recommended a 17year prison stretch for her husband and 15 years for his former business partner Diego Torres. A number of other individuals face lengthy sentences, such as the former PP regional premier of the Balearic Islands, Jaume Matas. José Luis Ballester revealed the nature of the relationship between Urdangarin and Matas, as well as his own part in the scheme in exchange for a favourable plea bargain, but it is expected that Ballester will still receive a sentence of more than two years, which would carry a spell behind bars.

VIDEO LEAK The Spanish authorities launched a probe Monday to find who was behind a hidden-camera video of the Infanta’s testimony in what should have been a closed-door hearing. The online editions of national newspapers El Pais and El Mundo both featured a five-minute grainy recording of the princess answer-

The Infanta Cristina will escape jail

ing questions. The footage was also published by video-sharing website Wouzee under the user name ‘Infanta’.

Judge Jose Castro had strictly prohibited cameras and telephones from his courtroom prior to the hearing.

CONSEQUENCES Chief Judge Francisco Martinez Espinosa condemned the publication of the video, telling reporters: “This is being investigated and if the person responsible is found they should pay the legal consequences.”

The Infanta Cristina answered specific questions over allegations that she was complicit in tax-dodging and money laundering, all of which she denied, telling the judge that she had

“no knowledge” of her husband’s business affairs. When she was asked how many foundations and non-profit associations she belonged to before she married Urdangarin, she replied: “I don’t remember...”

And when asked whether she was aware that she was the legal owner for money deposited in a company that she jointly owned with her husband, she responded: “I am unaware of the mechanics.”

It is the first time that a direct member of the Spanish royal family has been summoned to appear in a criminal court and the case is likely to have a long reaching and damaging effect on the reputation of the monarchy in Spain.

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Spain offends China with arrest warrant A SPANISH High Court judge, Ismael Moreno, has angered China by issuing an international arrest order to Interpol on Monday to bring to justice the former Chinese President Jiang Zemin, ex-Prime Minister Li Peng and others over allegations of genocide in Tibet. The case was brought by human rights groups under Spain’s recognition of crossborder jurisdiction, in a similar way that Judge Baltazar Garzon achieved the arrest of Chilean ex-dictator Augusto Pinochet in 1998. Representatives of China’s Foreign Ministry have stated that Spain is “mistaken” in this matter which they hope will be “handled appropriately.” China has moved to prevent further lawsuits that seek to probe its alleged rights abuses in the “restive region of Tibet,” saying the Himalayan region was mired in poverty, exploitation and economic stagnation and was “peacefully liberated.”

Telefónica fined 500,000 Euros for two ‘serious infringements’ THE NATIONAL Commission on Financial Markets and Competition (CNMC) has imposed two fines of 250,000€ on Telefónica for serious infractions. The first fine was the penalty for not having reported its Family Movistar Movistar ADSL and ADSL TV offer in a ‘timely manner’. The regulator imposed the second fine for Telefónica Móviles preventing access to eleven numbers ‘Premium SMS rate’ messaging. Failure to comply with precautionary measures taken by the CNMC is considered a serious offence.

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High rises again

by Jack Troughton CONSTRUCTORS HAVE won permission to build a new high rise block of apartments in a Costa Blanca seaside town – a project seen as a flagship for recovery.

The 20 storey tower block will be built on land owned by Bank Santander in Calpe, the first major building licence granted since 2006 and will earn the town hall 400,000€ in fees.

Calpe Mayor Cesar Sanchez believes the project is a sign of economic recovery in the resort and said the project “will generate more than 100 jobs”.

And he said 2013 had already earned the council 1.1 million Euros, compared to 700,000€ the previous year revealing a “spur in house sales”.

The tower will house 95 apartments, a swimming pool and paddle court. Surrounded by existing high rise in the second and third line of building from the sea, it is still just a short walk from the beach.

And Santander’s interest in the construction – the collapse of Spain’s housing market saw credit lines dry up – shows it believes there is demand for such homes.

The land is behind the SH Ifach Hotel and has been most recently used as a car and caravan park in the town.

OWNER Town hall insiders revealed the land was always going to be used for high rise – the previous owner had gone bankrupt.

A well known building company from Valencia will man-

age the project and the town has been given assurances local people will be given on site work. The block is limited to 20 stories in height under Calpe’s General Plan.

RTN was told: “Construction will only start when there is a 30% deposit put in place for each of the apartments – it will not be an empty tower block.

“It will obviously take a couple of years to build but there will be not be any construction work during the months of July and August, our high season for visitors.

“This is obviously a boost for the town hall in terms of building licences and we believe it is a sign of economic recovery. It will also clear up an ugly piece of waste land and create jobs.”

The local authority is now looking for spare land to make available for car parking to replace the lost area.

The 20 storey tower block will be built on land owned

by Bank Santander

Benidorm takes heart

By Jack Troughton LIFE GUARD teams and council staff working on the three beach areas of Spain’s most famous resort have been trained to use specialist defibrillators ready for an emergency.

It has allowed Benidorm’s beaches to be awarded a certificate as a protected area with trained help at hand and means people suffering a heart attack can be quickly helped with vital intervention. Six new defibrillators have been equally shared between the Poniente and Levante Beaches and the town hall believes trained staff can respond to a stricken person in less than four minutes. Benidorm is now aiming to have the whole of the town’s public areas receiving the same classification in a bid to help both residents and tourists.

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Something in Commons for expats

by Jack Troughton EXPATS LIVING in Spain could have their own MPs in the House of Commons under new plans to create overseas constituencies for Brits living abroad around the globe.

The move is part of a Liberal Democrat overhaul of the political system and included in proposals for next month’s party conference. It would become part of the manifesto for the next General Election if voted through.

And the initiative has been welcomed by the action group Votes For Expat Brits. One of its prime goals is the creation of constituencies abroad to insure all citizens are represented in Parliament - as well as its central aim; a universal franchise giving all expats a vote for all time.

The Lib Dem plan would involve the creation of seats for Britons living in Europe, North America and Africa and would give a voice to the 800,000 expats living in Spain.

Several of the UK’s European partners already give representation to their nationals living beyond their borders.

France adopted the model in 2010 and has two seats for North and South America, six covering Europe, two for Africa and the Arabian peninsula, and one for most of Asia and Oceania.

A Lib Dem spokesman explained: “British citizens can already vote when they move abroad for 15 years, but their votes are counted in the constituency where they used to reside. “This would create separate constituencies in Parliament for the representatives of these voters.”

DELIGHT Voting campaigner Margaret Hales MBE, who lives in Benitachell, said: “I am delighted that the Party organisation of the Liberal democrats has accepted the cries of the members

of their party who live abroad – indeed, I congratulate them on realising that the issue of democracy is still important in today’s world.

“I wish them luck in getting this proposal into the Party Manifesto and even more luck in the chance to seal it in legislation in the next Parliament.”

Margaret, a descendent of suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst, wrote to Lib Dem leader and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg last year to ask why she lost her vote after 15 years of moving abroad while Mr Clegg’s Spanish wife Miriam still votes in her country’s elections.

“I am, however, still waiting for an answer from Mr Clegg; I wrote to him asking why I – living in Spain – have my vote taken away by the British Coalition government but his wife – living in England – gets the vote in the Spanish General Elections. I would like a reply!”

The Cabinet Office has repeatedly said there are no plans to extend the franchise to expats beyond the current 15 year cut off. But recent debates in both the House of Commons and the House of Lords – most recently in the discussions over the failed Private Members Bill calling for a referendum

Margaret Hales MBE

on EU membership - have shown the whole question of expat voting and representation is making its mark.

The European Commission has also urged Britain to change its rules, underlining the denial of a voice was treating expats like second class citizens.

Blood reserves drop THE CENTRAL Transfusion Centre is drawing on its reserves to accommodate the needs of hospitals and clinics, prompting concerns that there will not be adequate supplies should a disaster strike. However, the UGT union claims that the ‘shortfall’ is simply the result of incompetence and poor resources management. The Department of Health points out that there has been a drop in the level of consumption required by hospitals since 2009. However, surgeons maintain that the need for blood donations is still high. If you would like to give blood, find your nearest donor centre by visiting: www.donarsangre.org/

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Murder suspect on ‘most wanted’ list BRITISH FUGITIVE Kevin Thomas Parle wanted over two Merseyside killings is believed to be hiding out in Alicante, police said this week.

Kevin Thomas Parle

by Jack Troughton THE 33-year-old is named on a police list of Spain’s 10 most wanted criminals – being hunted for crimes such as murder, drug trafficking and violent robbery.

Parle is on the run from Merseyside Police and is wanted for the murders of Walton mum Lucy Hargreaves, 22, in 2005 and Toxteth teenager, 16-year-old Liam Kelly in 2004.

He vanished in 2005 and despite a number of appeals by British and Spanish police remains at large and is thought by detectives to be one of three of the country’s most wanted hiding in the holidayhotspot of Alicante Province.

Parle is described as 6ft 6in tall with a 1cm scar on the left side of his head and has blue eyes, and goes by the nickname ‘Hemp’.

In a public appeal similar to the more familiar British Crimestoppers campaigns, a Spanish police spokesman said: “Parle was

born in the UK and is wanted by his country for homicide.”

According to the Liverpool Echo, Parle was one of three men who burst into Lucy Hargreaves’ home as she hid under a duvet and fired a shotgun before torching the house. It was believed she was not the target and the gang’s intended victim was her boyfriend.

And Liam Kelly was gunned down in a Toxteth street in June 2004. He met Anthony Campbell with who he was arguing over a £200 debt.

During Campbell’s 2007 trial, the jury heard he turned up with Parle – and it was believed the fugitive fired the fatal shot.

Campbell was jailed for life but the alleged gunman was never caught.

The Spanish police’s fugitive office appeal uses social media such as Twitter (@policia) and Facebook in a bid to snare criminals. Anyone with information can also contact the authorities on 91 582 2510 or fugitivos@policia.es

Overdose deaths increase by 44% DEATHS CAUSED by drug overdose have increased by 44% since 2010 according to the Spanish Society of Addiction. Even more worrying is the typical profile of a person likely to die from a drug overdose.

Serial ‘junkies’ imagined to be shooting up in an alleyway are no longer the likely victims of overdose. Seemingly normal people with apparently normal lives and steady jobs are dying from overdoses of cocaine; amphetamine derivatives; hallucinogens; sedatives and cocktails of substances. And the economic crisis is thought to be behind the rise in the number of deaths as addicts choose a cheaper, affordable fix.

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Such a pest!

PERHAPS ONE of your readers could recommend a decent pest control company in Javea. I have tried unsuccessfully to get help disposing of a persistent rat in the last few days and in the end had to call a Torrevieja company for advice.

The problem is that in the process of trying to chase ‘Basil’ as we call him out of the naya, he scuttled into the grand piano for sanctuary! Big problem – cannot use sprays and cannot try smoking him out for fear of melting or setting fire to said piano.

So we tried my cooking hooked up to a rat trap – after all it has disposed of unwanted guests in the past…

Unfortunately Basil thought the trap was a huge joke and simply played tennis with it before emptying the food onto the piano frame and scampering off to sleep off his huge meal! So we shut down the piano lid – ‘right you little *** we thought, ‘…you can starve in there…’

Last night was the last straw. My husband had locked up and switched off all the lights and was just heading through the dark naya with a hot cup of coffee when the piano started playing all by itself, scaring him witless.

Basil was performing a creditable rendition of Chopin’s Fantasy Impromptu in C Sharp.

Just when we were getting desperate, Basil decided this morning to vacate the piano for alternative accommodation but not before he had eaten most of the felt key protector! He sauntered off looking somewhat bloated and was last seen heading for Benitachell via next door’s summer kitchen!

Pest controllers please come forward in case he decides to come back!

Desperate of Javea

Only interested in themselves

THE CONDITION of Orihuela Costa has sadly declined over the years. It is quite alarming to see so much graffiti, rubbish and broken glass along bicycle paths and sidewalks.

Aside from the disturbing amount of broken beer bottles and assorted rubbish, I have wondered why small airplanes are allowed to practise right over this urban area.

A friend wrote to the Councillor for the Coast, pleading for someone at Town Hall to call the airport and tell small air plane owners to stop practising over urban areas. The response was that he could not hear the noise where he lived so he could not care less about other people. Those in charge seem only interested in themselves, and only thinking they are entitled to be served rather than serving. They are not public servants but rather think the public serves them. Goodness me, there is an entire Mediterranean Sea to practise over and not bother anyone.

We have heard small planes practising each weekday morning for the past two years. Why are small air planes allowed to have the nerve to get on our nerves? The noise is extremely irritating.

I really wonder why the people in charge of Orihuela Costa Town Hall allow such disregard for residents who pay their salaries through taxes.

Joan Ashmore, Playa Flamenca

Swine flu

I READ in a recent issue of RTN that there had been an outbreak of swine flu on the Costa.

Some local politicians, mayors, ex-mayors and bankers must be quaking in their troughs!

Ian Royle, Manchester

Lazy and provocative I READ the letter from Jim Wilson on the subject of WFA and I too shake my head. To base one’s argument on fancy phrases (whinging ex-pats) and some very dodgy, simplified figures is very lazy and provocative.

Just as ‘one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter’, so it is that ‘someone’s whinging ex-pat is someone else’s pensioner arguing for what is theirs’, paid for and legally qualified for.

I sincerely hope that Mr Wilson is paying all his taxes in both locations where he has his two houses. Maybe the Tory government could be persuaded to tax those high

earners adequately and stop them having to steal from pensioners to make good the deficit caused by those high earners (bankers and financiers) in the first place.

For my own position, I have never accepted that temperature is a good way to determine who receives the allowance and who doesn’t. I am quite happy to accept it and pass it on to some deserving cause of MY choosing and not subsidise double-home owners and their like. By the way, does Mr Wilson call those Scots seeking freedom from the UK as ‘whinging Jocks?’

Alex Walker, San Miguel de Salinas

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Alicante province sees property prices fall

Property prices still dropping in Alicante Province leading to a buyers market

by Keith Nicol THROUGHOUT SPAIN, the average value of existing homes rose 0.1% in January 2014 from the previous month, but fell by 8.3% year on year comparison over 2013. In January, property values rose to 1,654 euros per square meter, according to a report in hogaria.net, with the web site emphasizing that this monthly price rise could indicate a ‘change in trend’.

However, this is little comfort for property owners looking to sell in Alicante province, where the average price of existing homes showed a drop of 3.8%, in January, placing Alicante in the unenviable position of the province with the lowest property prices over last year. Elsewhere, Castellón is among the provinces showing the biggest rise at 0.6%, while in Valencia the price of second-hand housing rose by 0.5%. The five Spanish provinces that recorded a fall in the price of second-hand housing during the month of January were: Lugo (-0.7%) Gipuzkoa (-0.6%) Navarra and Las Palmas (-0.5 %)

Zamora (-0.4%) By contrast, most provinces recorded rises in value including Guadalajara (+1%) Córdoba (+0.7%) Cantabria Castellon Ciudad Real (+0.6%) Locally, it’s certainly a buyers market with the provincial capitals showing the biggest drop in property prices in January led by Alicante (-3.8%) Albacete (-2.9%), Toledo (-2.7%) Valladolid (-2.2%) while the most showing an increase where in: Lleida (+2.8%), Granada (+1.6%) Ciudad Real (+1.2%).

In January, the major Spanish housing markets of Madrid and Barcelona, saw equity rises of 0.2% and 0.4% recorded respectively, reaching a per square metre price of housing of 2,770 and and 3,104€. In Sevilla and Valencia the price of second-hand housing rose 0.1% and 0.5% respectively, to 2,052 and 1,780€ per square metre.

OPTIMIZA project coordinates resources for foreigners

By Keith Nicol TODAY, FRIDAY, 30 representatives from 14 local municipalities will hold a networking and information session in Torrevieja’s Music Palace, as part of the OPTIMIZA project. Overseen by the Foreign Citizens Council of Alicante, whose main objective is to coordinate with municipalities and use existing resources and services effectively, this new initiative serves as a meeting point for ideas and to put forward plans of action, to the Provincial Council of Alicante. In terms of networking, it’s also an opportunity to establish links between councils and to ensure that efforts are not duplicated or to establish plans for joint efforts if required.

About 30 technicians from 14 municipalities in the region of Vega Baja are expected to attend from Algorfa, Rojales, Callosa, Daya Nueva, Guardamar del Segura, Los Montesinos, Orihuela, Pilar de la Horadada, Rafal, Rojales, San Fulgencio, San Miguel de Salinas, Torrevieja and the Vega Baja commonwealth.

The meeting will discuss what future action plans are in the pipeline of the Provincial Government for 2014, such as the pooling of resources and knowledge to meet the needs of the attending municipalities. The OPTIMZA project is in its third year, and is driven by the Department of Equality, Youth and Foreign Citizens, with the goal of improving the interaction and participation between local municipalities.

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Abortion bill survives Passport opposition challenge renewals go online BRITISH EXPATS living in Spain must now go online to make passport applications as part of a worldwide changeover.

by Jack Troughton The new process utilises the UK Government’s website – www.gov.uk/overseas-passports - and is said to help reduce errors that can delay the issue of vital travel documents.

And the system, which includes online payment, generates a personalised pack that must be printed, signed and sent with photographs and any additional documentation required to the Passport Office in the UK and no longer to a British Consulate or Embassy.

Once an application has been submitted, people will receive instructions on how to track its progress via the same website.

However, it is important to make an application in good time as a new passport will take at least four weeks from the time the completed application pack is received by the Passport Office.

This increases to six weeks when re-

placing a lost or stolen travel document.

“Please don’t leave it until the last minute,” advised Will Middleton, Consular Regional Director for Spain. “You can apply nine months in advance and any unexpired time will be added to your new passport.”

People unable to access the online system or who experience any difficulties can contact the Passport Advice Line on 0044 300 222 0000.

Protestors to the abortion bill reforms

SPAIN’S CONTROVERSIAL bill that effectively ends women’s rights to abortion is to be passed following the defeat of a parliamentary opposition challenge from the Socialists that failed by 183 votes to 151 despite a number of passionate protest demonstrations by women’s proabortion groups. Critics of the newly reformed law that allows abortion only in the event of rape or serious threat to the mother’s physical or mental health say that the new amendments will certainly force women to seek illegal and dangerous interventions. Joan Saura of the Catalan Green party ICV described the bill as: “…a law for women’s suffering, not for their rights.” Socialist Party deputy leader Elena Valenciano said: “Spanish women will once again be divided into two groups: those who can travel to a neighbouring country and undergo a safe abortion and those who cannot.” Opinion polls suggest that 80% of the country does not welcome the reform to the abortion bill.

Rail travel the new trend

IN 2013 the airline industry suffered its worst year since the crisis, with passenger transport dropping by 14% at less than 29.7 million. Long distance bus services also suffered, falling 7.2% to 1.34 million travellers, yet rail passengers increased by 13.5% in 2013, three million more than the previous year. The expansion of the AVE network combined with lower rail fares is assessed to be the reason behind travel services now favouring the train.

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Cancer charity walk success LAST SUNDAY morning the town of La Nucia was awash with walkers, all united with one aim – to raise money and awareness for two Spanish cancer charities, the AECC and Anémona.

by Irena Bodnarec Many Brits turned up, joining locals of all nationalities and the mayor, Bernabe Cano, for the fifth annual 4km walk. Age was certainly no barrier as pensioners mingled with children and parents pushing prams - plus a number of furry four legged friends.

The start point was the town’s sports centre, where an estimated 600 participants assembled – far outstripping the previous year’s event and the route meandered through woodland to the ecological centre in El Cultivador.

Volunteers sold raffle tickets, with more than 50 local businesses donating prizes for the worthy cause and it is estimated that over 4,000€ was raised, to be divided between the two charities.

A Roman Valentine’s Day THE NATIONAL Museum of Roman Art in Merida (MNAR) in Western Central Spain sets aside a special area on 14th February for visitors to be photographed with some exhibits with a romantic provenance. St Valentine was a Christian priest who lived in the late third or early fourth Century, who secretly married soldiers on active duty. His activities were frowned upon and he met a decidedly unromantic end, tortured and beheaded on – you guessed it – 14th February.

Researcher and curator of the museum, Pilar Caldera, announced that this year visitors to the Museum will be photographed with a mosaic on the subject of music lovers and receive a CD of Latin poetry. She said: “The Roman literary texts of great love stories glorify passion beyond gender and do not sing to only heterosexual love.”

Mirador Ferris Wheel goes up in Valencia

EUROPE’S HIGHEST mobile Ferris wheel at 70 metres is being constructed in Valencia this week in preparation for the Fallas. Rides will be available from 28th February to 30th March. The gigantic Mirador wheel in Avenida Aragon offers a panoramic 30-mile view of the city and surrounding countryside. Two heavy duty cranes and 20 trailers were required to transport the wheel and its supporting equipment. Only the London Eye at 135 metres and the Berlin Great Wheel at 175 metres surpass the Valencia Mirador wheel in height but neither are mobile constructions. Its 42 air-conditioned cabins are adapted for wheelchair entry and accommodate eight people, affording a total passenger load of 336. Tickets cost admission 6€ for adults and 4€ for children but the ticket cost is likely to rise during Fallas week from 14th – 19th March.

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by Jack Troughton

Dolphin rescue fails

by Jack Troughton MARINE RESCUE teams were scrambled last weekend when a striped dolphin was reported in difficulties off Denia harbour. A member of the public reported the stricken mammal – stella coeruleoalba – was off the port’s northern breakwater on Saturday evening and a Marine Environment and Fisheries recovery protocol, usually used to help stranded sea mammals, was activated.

Specialists were quickly on scene and located the dolphin swimming “with difficulty” but because of fading light any rescue was put on hold until the following morning when a team member swam with the animal to make an initial evaluation of its health. The animal was herded into the shallow waters of the Las Albaranas Beach. A vet could find no obvious signs of injury. Sadly, the dolphin died as preparations were

made to lift it into a harness and take it to a specialist centre.

The corpse has been taken to the University of Valencia for a post mortem examination.

Striped dolphins are common across the world in warm water oceans and seas. However, in the Mediterranean there are concerns about a population threatened by pollution, disease, busy shipping lanes, and accidentally being caught in fishing nets. They enjoy a diet of cephalopods – mainly octopus and squid – as well as fish and crustaceans. A natural lifespan is between 55 and 60 years and adult males are about 2.8 metres long and weigh around 160kg, females are slightly smaller.

Known as an acrobatic dolphin, they live in family groups The numbering from a handful to several thousand in the Pacific. body Attempts to keep the natural performers in captivity have of the failed; the animals frequently perish within two weeks be- striped cause of a failure to feed. dolphin

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Looking to Rio GERMANY’S WOMEN Rugby Sevens squad has arrived to train in Villajoyosa with the players still having ambitions of competing in the 2016 Olympic Games.

I can see clearly now the fog has gone…

KEEN SNORKELERS can now breathe more comfortably underwater with the help of watersport equipment manufacturer Tridbord’s new award-winning Easybreath mask, a fullface snorkelling apparatus. The mask allows the wearer to see more clearly due to its full-face 180º wraparound design and also to breathe through the nose instead of the mouth, dispensing with the usual mouthpiece which is considered uncomfortable and unhygienic. It also performs without fogging up! And at around 39€ the new full face mask is not that expensive for an all-round more enjoyable snorkelling experience. For more information visit www.tribord.com

Private dancers

The German squad

by Jack Troughton The German squad dreams of winning a place at Rio de Janeiro and arrive in the footsteps of the Russian men’s Rugby World Cup squad

and its preparations for qualifying matches leading to next year’s finals in England.

The training sessions at La Vila Rugby club now has a true international flavour and makes the most of

the Costa Blanca’s warm weather and the club’s excellent facilities.

The German squad will be playing in the Amsterdam International Sevens in May and the later Association of European Rugby’s Grand Prix.

By Jack Troughton SPECTRUM FM has organised a fun charity event, ‘Dance like No One is Watching’, on Javea’s Arenal Beach tomorrow (Saturday).

The radio station will supply some music but the ideal way to make a statement is for people to turn up with headphones and music and do their own thing.

The event kicks off with the mysterious Beach Dancer making his moves.

Everyone will be asked for a 2€ donation which goes to charity and handing over the cash entitles people to a free coffee – or water – and a croissant from Nostro Restaurant on the beachfront.

The money will be shared between Javea Cancer care and EKA, the European Kids Association. Anyone who does not wish to dance can go along to enjoy the fun between 12.30pm until 2pm and may be asked to chip in.

To give an idea of numbers, people can go into Nostro anytime before the start to pay their money and get a receipt to claim their drink and croissant on the day.

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Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

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Choo, choo, choo, watch out there on thetrainline!

DID YOU know that scientists have discovered the earliest evidence of human footprints outside of Africa, down there on the Norfolk Coast? Well, they have: the footprints are more than 800,000 years old and were found on the shores of Happisburgh. The BBC reported that: “They are direct evidence of the earliest known humans in northern Europe.”

The footprints were exposed when recent rough seas eroded a sandy beach to reveal a series of elongated hollows.

Scientists managed to grab video evidence of the footprints but plaster casts couldn’t be made because along came another rough sea and they were washed away - forever. Amazing, isn’t it – these fragile echoes of the past preserved for all this time and then whoosh… wiped away as though they’d never been. It all goes to show how insignificant we all are in the grand universal scheme of things, doesn’t it? “Oh Wattsie,” I hear, “that’s a bit philosophical innit?”

It is I suppose; but not quite as philosophical as I was in the week when I discovered that for the last five months some robbing sod had been nicking ten quid a month from my visa card. I quid, sorry, kid you not. And my old chum Dene Michael of Black Lace is partially to blame.

I was watching Dene performing on those Choo, Choo, Choo adverts last year and became so hooked that I actu-

ally booked some tickets on thetrainline. com. It was quick, easy and cheap (or so I thought); and I went on my journey and came back again without giving any more thought. Until, last week that was...

You see, being environmentally aware I have paperless billing; I also have a standing order to pay my visa card a tenner a month (big spender eh?). Last month I took the trouble to go online and see how much more I owed on said card. “Gulp,” said I, “that said card hasn’t gone down much.” In fact said card hadn’t gone down at all – you see, for every payment I’d made it was negated by some company called completesave. co.uk taking another tenner back out.

A bee-line was made to the bank and investigations are now afoot. In the meantime I’ve discovered that completesave. co.uk is linked to thetrainline.com and after booking my tickets last September I stupidly hit a link for 15% savings on my next purchase. Well, let me tell you the questions they wanted to know were so long, and frankly a tad nosey, that I gave up and never completed the form. But, I was there in their system – I was netted!

(Or should that be Internetted!)

Doing a bit of research I discovered that I’m not alone - oh no, not at all. So this is cautionary tale folks: press for a percentage ‘bargain’ on your next online purchase and you might be giving

A Cannon camera lens is used to scale the size of the footprint

away your hard earned dosh. Like Eileen Dooley for example, she said: “I have had £10 a month taken from my account by completesave.co.uk and none of these payments were authorized by me. They slipped past my attention because the amount was only £10.” Seemingly, that’s a common occurrence, Eileen.

Another ripoff-ee is J Cassidy who notes: “I have also had £10 taken out of my bank account every month unauthorised. It seems when you book with trainline you sign up for this scheme.” JC adds, “But I didn’t book any tickets on line at all! I only looked on their website.” JC is further peeved by the fact that before he could halt the

payments “completesave.com put the monthly charge UP by another £1.50.

I only discovered it this week when I checked my statement. Does trainline know this is happening?” Who knows JC, who knows? But did you know that trainline is not alone in the completesave.com press-gang swizz? Similar complaints have been raised by folks booking at: Travel Lodge, Pizza Hut and even Argos. So, dear RTN reader beware, tis a jungle out there.

Me I’m off to make some footprints in Norfolk and see if I can’t make an impression for the next 800,000 years.

Watts in Britain, so you don’t have to be

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Sweet smell of success

by Jack Troughton JALON VALLEY HELP’S annual Almond Blossom Walk attracted over 150 people – and a few dogs – to stroll through the countryside and enjoy the flowers in full bloom.

The white and pink blossom was voted a stunning display and 502€ was donated to the charity’s coffers.

A HELP spokesman thanked the work of organisers Stuart and Andrea Aitchison and commented: “This must be our most successful walk ever!”

The next fund raiser is HELP’s Charity Auction at the El Cid Restaurant, Benidoleig, on Friday28th February. Viewing begins at noon and the sale at 1pm.

A smelly solution to ID verification SPANISH RESEARCHERS claim they have developed an ‘electronic bloodhound’ capable of identifying individuals by their smell. The Biometrics, Biosignals and Security (GB2S) research group of the Universidad Politécnica de Madrid (UPM), in collaboration with Ilía Sistemas SL, say the system is already more than 85% accurate. The research was inspired by the ability of bloodhounds to track an individual by scent alone. The scientists predict that the system could eventually replace fingerprinting and iris scanning identification, will be implemented by airport security to replace the highly fallible photo-ID arrangement used today and will also significantly reduce queue times.

Derailment turns 40

By Jack Troughton THE RAILWAY link between the coastal towns of Denia and Gandia hit the buffers 40 years ago – ending the possibility of taking a train between the cities of Alicante and Valencia. The 10th February anniversary on Monday marked the

day locomotives stopped running along the route from a Denia terminus through Oliva and linking with the still existing main line from Gandia.

Local representatives of the union Compromis maintain the date is important because it

severed important public transport links between the Marina Alta and Safor areas and has caused a “marginalisation” that had hit economic development and hurt the quality of life of local communities.

However, there have been more recent talks about reinstating some form of rail link north from Denia, usually as politicians promise the future of the Alicante to Denia narrow gauge railway is secure.

Charity funds workshop renovation MEMBERS Of the Original Charity Shop and Library team visited TAPIS – the occupational workshop for mentally disabled people in Javea Old Town – to see the much-needed renovations.

by Jack Troughton The Javea-based charity donated 1,800€ to fund the refurbishment at the premises. These included removing an existing wall to create a bright and sunny environment and larger space for those using the workshop to develop their skills.

Volunteers were welcomed with drinks and snacks and workshop staff thanked them for the money that made the repairs and redecoration possible.

And also present was Mayor Jose Chulvi who congratulated charity President Georgina Harvey for the ongoing work it was doing in the community supporting a range of good causes – and expressed his sincere thanks for the donations made to local charities during 2013.

Mayor Jose Chulvi with charity volunteers and TAPIS staff

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A change at Help International Benidorm HELP PRESIDENT Jan Elders retired from office on 6th February after serving as President for six years. Jan will be greatly missed and was presented with a gift of Swarovski crystal as a token of thanks. She will, however, continue as a volunteer.

Bill Steele was voted in as the new President. HELP wishes Bill well, and looks forward to his support.

HELP International Benidorm has assisted in very difficult emotional situations, providing finances for basic care e.g. on discharge from hospital, and in declining health.

If you think you could spare some time to volunteer please visit on Thursday mornings at 10.15am for the 11.00am meeting at the Jose Llorca Llinares Social Centre in Benidorm or call the President on 607 387 040. www.help-benidorm.com

Perfect arrangement

MEMBERS Of the Marina Alta and Costa Blanca Floral Club have been praised for their continued support of Teulada’s ambulance service after making a 350€ donation.

The money will be spent on medical materials and supplies for the vehicle stationed in Moraira and run by Teulada Moraira’s Civil Protection service. The presentation was made at a recent club meeting in the Espai La Senieta in Moraira when President Pat Bramah handed a cheque to Councillor Juan Moragues. And the councillor thanked the club for its generosity, saying such support was important to insure there was a good ambulance service available to the community.

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Bay Radio charity ‘Oscars’ COSTA BLANCA charities will receive special awards in April for their tireless work in a glittering red carpet event at the Marriot Hotel La Sella, Denia.

by Jack Troughton The first Bay Radio Charity Gala Awards will honour 20 charities for their work helping adults, families, children, and animals in their hour of need.

Sponsored by Europa Network, 12th April is a black tie event with British Consul Paul Rodwell attending and Mark Stacey – the antiques dealer who has become a television celebrity with shows like ‘Flog It’ and ‘Bargain Hunt’ – picking up the gavel as auctioneer.

Javea-based Bay Radio has organised an evening of special events, surprises and guests to make it a night to remember for

the nominated charities, whose volunteers dedicate their time to helping others.

The radio station’s Graham Barber told RTN: “We are all very excited here at Bay radio about holding this event; we have been thinking about this for a while and wanted to do something really special to say ‘thank you’ to those people who work tirelessly for others.

DAZZLE “Twenty various charities, five members from each, will be our guests for the evening – a fun-filled, dazzling event – that says we acknowledge what you do, and are so grateful for what you do, and please carry on doing what you do best.”

The group photo on the summit shows Thomas at the back in red jacket and yellow helmet

Joanne Denyer from Europa Network said the communications company was sponsoring the night as part of its community support through a corporate social responsibility programme.

She said: “We at Europa are really excited and proud to be the sponsor of this magnificent event as we recognise how much fantastic work people do to help others. “And being one of the principal companies in the area we always have a strong desire to support the community.”

Tickets to join in this extravaganza will go on sale soon, giving everyone the chance to show their own appreciation of the charities at work.

Mark Stacey

Freemason’s climb raises 5000 Euros for Spanish homeless

A FREEMASON’S quest to summit the highest mountain in the Americas has raised more than 5,000€ for the Spanish homeless. Thomas Ronning, a local Freemason, recently scaled and reached the summit of Mt Aconcagua (White Sentinel) in Argentina, scaling the ‘Polish Traverse’ which took 20 days. In doing so he raised more than 5,000€ for the Festival 2014 Valencian Provincial Freemasonry Charity, in aid of purchasing ambulances and a soon-to-be-presented ‘Mobile day Centre for the Homeless’ for the Cruz Roja in Alicante. The Mobile Day Centre is the first of its kind in Spain and will attend to the poor and destitute on a routine basis at dedicated points within the community.

legal

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Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

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Providing paperwork: what you need for the 720 asset declaration form YOU’VE GOT your ticket; you’ve waited in the queue; you get to the ‘funcionario’ and guess what? You haven’t got the right paper work.

THERE ALWAYS seems to be something you’ve forgotten; not had copied; out of date or you didn’t realise you needed.

It’s become a bit of a preoccupation with the expat in Spain and a cause of anxiety too - what exactly do I need to take with me when applying for an official document?

We’ve noticed the same problem with people declaring their 720 too. The 720 asset declaration form is the one you must complete if you are a resident in Spain and have assets abroad. We might not be funcionarios and we are on your side, but we do notice that clients still seem to go into a cold sweat and document overkill when they arrive at our offices to complete it.

So, we thought it might be a good idea to provide a list of the documents needed to complete the 720 before March 31st. It’s also a little reminder of the three different asset groups you are required to declare against. Remember, you only need to complete a 720 this year if you haven’t done one before or your circumstances have changed.

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO BRING WITH YOU For Group 1: Bank accounts held abroad where the total balance of all the accounts exceeds 50,000€: Name of the bank, branch address and company registration number IBAN and BIC Type of account and date of opening Bank statements for the months of October 2013 to January 2014 If the account was closed – a bank statement showing the closing balance For Group 2: Other assets and pensions held abroad exceeding 50,000€ in value: Investments: Company name and address and ISIN code Number and value at 31st December 2013 Annuities and pensions: Company name and address and identification code or policy number

Value as of 31st December 2013 or for private pensions or works pensions, the amount received between January and December 2013 For Group 3: Property or business premises abroad: Documentation to confirm: The full address of the property Date of purchase Purchase value Percentage of ownership If you have sold a property that you declared last year the date and sale price If you are completing a 720 because you have closed or sold an asset you previously declared, you need only bring the documentation relating to that asset.

Similarly if there has been an increase or decrease of 20,000€ to any of your assets.

So, hopefully the list is not too long and our explanation is clear. There are enough times when providing the right documentation is confusing - we wouldn’t want to add the 720 to one of these.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

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legal

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Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

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Have you checked cadastral status of your property?

ARE YOU sure that you are not paying your neighbour’s local rates?

HELLO I am British and recently bought a property in Javea, on the Marina Alta. After some time we realised that we are paying a property tax (IBI - SUMA) for a house that is not ours. How is it possible that no one realised it before?

On many occasions we have reminded our clients about how important it is to make sure when we buy or sell a property in Spain that we have the right legal advice and that all necessary inquiries and checks are made, to buy or sell without risks.

We therefore recommend the services of an independent lawyer.

We must also remember that although sales could involve a bank, real estate agent or notary public before whom the purchase deed, or Escritura, will be signed, they do not do (as it is not their duty) perform all the necessary checks referring to the urban status of the property, existence of occupational license and

correspondence between cadastre and registry, etc.

As mentioned in other articles, it is essential to check the status of the property on the catastro, as it is an administrative record for tax purposes, used for example to determine the local taxes to pay (IBI or SUMA bill, equivalent to council tax) .

According to a recent change to the Law on Real Estate Cadastre, it is now required to record the cadastral reference of the properties in the deeds of sale. As this requirement is relatively new, there are many properties registered at the Land Registry that do not mention the cadastral reference.

Even worse, it sometimes happens that the cadastral reference assigned at the land registry to a property is actually incorrect and does not correspond to that property. It is also very common that a property has a different description (address, property, etc.) at the Land Registry than at catastro, or sometimes they have the same description but corresponding to

different properties.

Therefore it is essential to check that the address and details on cadastro matches the reality and the land registration - to do that we need to locate the property at the cadastral plans. It is also very convenient to get from the Town Hall the corresponding equivalency certificate, where it should be confirmed that the Land Registry and the cadastral description corresponds to the same property.

Only in this way can we be sure that the Land Registry registration and cadastral information relates to the same property and that both coincide with reality.

Our firm can help you confirm whether the cadastral information of your property is correct and if necessary update and correct it.

You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on Facebook: https:// www.facebook.com/WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

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money

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Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

Treat risk as your friend not your enemy RISK IS a word that frightens many of us but this should not be the case: risk offers many opportunities and if carefully managed risk can be an investors/savers ally.

Wanting no risk in today’s financial markets is just not possible; leaving your money in the bank means that with today’s low interest rates you are allowing your money to lose its purchasing power through inflation.

As if that’s not enough just look at what happened to savers in Cyprus and don’t think that couldn’t happen in the UK, US or Europe - if another banking crisis happens that is exactly what will happen. The savers and shareholders will be expected to bail the banks out, not the governments.

Without taking some risk your investments, pensions and savings will never have an opportunity for growth.

How do you think pension companies make your pension pot grow? It’s not by leaving it in cash in a Bank account - they invest it. Okay they tend to keep a large proportion of the growth for themselves, but without their taking risks in the various financial markets

your pension pot would get smaller and smaller.

Everyone, even the mega wealthy, wants to make their money work for them. What they understand is that to see the best growth you need to invest/save for a term of at least five years. This is not to say you cannot access your money in this time. Most products have the flexibility to allow this, although with some products you may lose interest or have charges.

If you have money in a bank or in a product that is not giving you any real growth over time and are sitting tight hoping interest rates are going to rise and beat inflation, think again - this is not going to happen any time soon.

At Blacktower as we are completely independent with products available to suit all risk profiles and we work with each client to ensure that their needs are indentified and that the correct advice and product is found for them.

Why not take advantage of our free consultation service and see what WE CAN DO FOR YOU, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

If you would like independent, impartial advice on

your financial future please contact me by email: christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330 to arrange a free consultant.

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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Spanish ‘make or break’ companies in 2013 THE YEAR 2013 finished with 93,363 new companies being registered and more than 24,700 closing in Spain.

The data released on Tuesday by the INE is seen as evidence of the long-awaited departure of the country’s financial crisis and the first stirrings of recovery.

However, despite more companies being created they are noted to be generating lower profits – proof that although businesses are showing signs of rising from the ashes of the credit crisis, financial pressures continue to trouble Spanish commerce.

Most of the 24,735 companies dissolved, representing the highest figure in recent years, were voluntary closures.

The European Succession Regulation will bring clarity to cross-border inheritances

THIS IS the main conclusion of the experts, Lawyers in International Law, Mr. Pedro Heredia Ortiz and Mr. Pellicer Ignacio Molla, of the law firm Pellicer & Heredia Abogados, on the EU cross-border succession framework.

ACCORDING TO Mr. Pedro Heredia Ortiz, a lawyer specialising in international law, president of the International Law Section of the Bar Association of Alicante, associate professor of the Master in International Commerce (Alicante University) and Private International Law Department of the Miguel Hernandez University of Elche, the regulatory text of the new European Regulation that will come into force in August 2015, “must be labelled with revolutionary merit.”

Still, it will also leave issues undefined, such as the margin left to the choice of the law of succession, for which firstly the role of Lawyers, and then that of the European court, will be essential. And there are gaps or a lack of definition in the various and different family relationships, at a time when gay marriages

are common, or issues such as children by surrogacy, as Mr. Pedro Heredia stressed.

Likewise it does not include the possible abuses that may be implied by the multiple choice of laws and succession rules the regulation allows.

Mr. Ignacio Pellicer Molla, a partner at the Pellicer & Heredia Abogados, a lawyer specialist on International Law, believes that this text will regulate the European successions, an issue with various legal and jurisdictional elements, in a “didactical” and above all “comprehensive” manner because it will determine, among other principles, jurisdiction, applicable law, mutual recognition, implementation and the probative nature of the decisions in the field of succession.

Both of them agree that “…the new regulation responds to the political objective of establishing a cooperation project” of the

European Community in the dispersed and varied succession regulation of the States of the Union. And it is a step forward in the area of freedom, security and justice, in line with the long-term mandates emanating from Tampere, The Hague and Stockholm.”

The significance of this regulation can be seen in various data: every year in the European Union 450,000 inheritances are initiated between citizens of different member countries, with a value in excess of €123 billion.

Furthermore, eight million Europeans live outside their countries of origin and there are two and a half million properties that belong to people residing in states different to where their assets are located.

Pellicer and Heredia can be contacted on 965 480 737, 606 056 282 or email info@pellicerheredia.com

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home & garden

by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

Avinenca gardeners to the rescue OVER THE past five years, more and more expatriates are taking an interest in knowing more about the Valencia region’s history and its gardens, agriculture and environmental problems related to preserving rare species of flora and fauna. Actions are being taken to promote better land stewardship where agricultural land/practices are being abandoned and enthusiasts have taken part in the activities of the Friends of Avinenca.

ACTIVITIES Visits to see such things as the 8th Century annual Algemesi procession; the old architecture of the historic centre of Valencia; the rare plants within the protected military base on the peak of the Aitana mountain; the l’Albarda garden; various wild life reserves and animal, bird and turtle rehabilitation and breeding centres. An ecological orange farm; an orange packing station; a horchata producer

and an artisan olive mill.

There have been week-long away trips including a visit last year to visit innovative preservation projects in wild parts of the Pyrenees, such as a shepherd training centre and local craft centre dedicated to producing pure wool products, prevention of the erosion of precious landscapes etc…

People have assisted in the clearing of unwanted invasive plants from seaside sand dunes before replanting with more appropriate species; the clearing of woodlands damaged by fires etc..

Longer term projects such as the clearing of the lagoon at the south end of Moraira’s beaches to encourage the nesting of birds; wildlife surveys along the Benichembla River and the recovery of a nearby abandoned olive grove. Up to date information about Avinenca and its visits and projects can be found by searching for ‘Friend’s of Avinenca’ on the internet.

The January volunteer olive pruners aged up to the mid eighties

With respect to the olive project almost twenty volunteers, many keen gardeners, recently undertook the third year winter pruning and clean-up of the olive grove. In the coming months this will be followed by a pruning’s burning day, spraying days using ecological insecticides fungicides and foliage fertilizers and hopefully a productive harvesting day in November. For my sins I have been the coach for the various activities and giving advice re volunteers’ own olive trees.

If you have just taken over a new property with olive tres, the first year pruning may need up to a 90% cut back to stimulate new, healthy productive growth. Pruning in later years will only be about 10% - 20%, depending on the annual growth and shaping required.

If you are interested in pickling and preparing tasty olives for eating, our recipes are included in the book ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’ which gives guidance for the purchasing, planting and care of some 70 types of fruit grown in Spanish gardens.

STOP PRESS

Please note that a book about our 52-day walk across Spain, that stimulated our drive towards self-sufficiency from the garden, is now published as a regular book and Kindle book by Amazon Books: ‘Our 52 Day Retirement Adventure Along the Spanish Pyrenees’.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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Leading Removal Company reports on strengthening housing market

that many clients had already seen the brightlyliveried vehicles on the roads. Advance Moves is a member of the British Association of Removers and one of only a few companies that exportwrap furniture to provide extra protection for

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The increased volume of removals enables Advance Moves to offer their clients a more regular and flexible timetable for their individual requirements

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ONE OF Spain’s top removal companies has reported a resurgence in the Spanish housing market during 2013 - and it looks like 2014 will be an even busier year.

Mat Ford-Dunn, Managing Director of ‘Advance Moves International Removals’ said that many property values in Spain have now fallen to a much more realistic level and this has definitely resulted in increased house sales. The improvement has been noticed in all regions of Spain as Advance Moves operate their relocation services throughout the mainland.

Advance Moves has its main warehouse in Murcia, Spain, with an additional warehouse in Kent in the UK and has had to purchase five new vans and trucks to cope with increased demand over the past year.

The UK housing market is also in a state of recovery with increased house sales resulting in more people selling up and looking to buy in Spain. There are many factors that tempt expats to Spain, not least the recent periods of turbulent weather suffered in parts of the UK. Alternatively many British expats are now able to sell properties in Spain and Advance Moves are often the first choice when it comes to repatriating them back to the UK. Mat was keen to point out that the increase in demand for their removal services was also down to the level of service and expertise that Advance Moves offer to their clients and the fact

international removals.

“Our clients know that they are getting a more competitively priced, premium removal service, compared to the rest of the market,” said Mat. “The increased volume of removals enables Advance Moves to offer their clients a more regular and flexible timetable for their individual requirements.”

Mat sees the trend continuing throughout 2014 with the housing market in the UK and Spain continuing to make steady process. Advance Moves are gearing up for another busy year.

Advance Moves can be contacted on 0034 968 654 667 or email info@advancemoves.com

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Ronda & Gibraltar with Gandia JOIN GANDIA Tours for a fabulous 4 days trip to see Ronda and Gibraltar leaving on 20th May staying Half Board in a 3* Hotel.

20th MAY Travel from the Costa Blanca to the Costa del Sol arrival, dinner & accommodation..

21st MAY Breakfast and morning departure to the Serrania of Ronda, Malaga, just north of Marbella - one of Andalucia‘s most fascinating and historical towns.

Among the last of the Moorish cities to be conquered by the Christians, Ronda sits on a clifftop plateau and combines breath-taking views with an interesting shopping experience. Quaint and oldfashioned, Ronda has managed to hang onto its small, family owned shops rather than encourage huge retail outlets.

Visit the home of famous bandoleros and bullfighters and the capital of the Pueblos Blancos (white villages). The famous Plaza de Toros, the oldest in Spain, is well worth a visit. And the Church of Santa Maria, a mosque during the 13th Century, was converted into a Catholic church in the 17th Century and has a beautiful main altar. And of course Ronda‘s famous bridges (if you have a head for heights!) (Entrances not included). The afternoon sees the journey to chic, sun-drenched Marbella followed by free time, dinner and accommodation.

Ronda

22nd MAY Breakfast will be followed by a day trip to the British-held territory of Gibraltar (passports required). After crossing the border there will be free time for shopping in Gibraltar’s Main Street where you will see good old British bobbies on the beat and old fashioned red pillar boxes! Here you will find designer goods, superb cafes and a myriad of electronic stores and perfumeries. Colourful, full of atmosphere and a great way to spend a few hours!

If you are feeling fit, try a brisk trot up the Mediterranean Steps, a path and nature trail originally built by the British military but now a favourite with tourists seeking spectacular views of Gibraltar.

There is a possibility to take an optional tour of the Upper Rock (not included), an opportunity to see the famous Barbary Apes with a professional guide and learn about local legends and history before returning to the hotel and dinner.

23rd MAY Travel from the Costa del Sol to the Costa Blanca arrival and end of our services.

Gibraltar and one of its busy streets

Call now to reserve 966 106 872, Monday to Friday 9.30am - 1.30pm and 4pm - 7.30pm.

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showbiz gossip

by Peter

Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Tales of Pitt and Clooney and Nipples!

THERE’S A dubious internet sharing site called ‘Reddit’, and like so many of these websites, it’s an opportunity for people with no life to apparently acquire one. Sadly it has taken off big-time, and even has peeps from the world of showbiz using it, and thus to the reason why it is here today. George Clooney (easy girls) is the famous peep I refer to, and when he got involved in what is called … Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything), he had the goodness of heart to share with his legions of followers how ashamed he was about having nipples in the 1997 box office flop Batman & Robin. Yes folks this is not a joke! His rather graphic account unfolded like this “that’s not something you really think about when you’re putting on the Bat Suit, you figure they all have nipples and then you realise yours was the first ... Batman was just constantly cold I guess …” don’t you just feel for the poor chap. However, things then start to get a lot more interesting… Clooney went on to talk about 2004 comedy crime movie ‘Ocean’s Twelve,’ only this time rather than divulge some sad old crapolla about nipply-poos, he gave us the lowdown on a prank his co-star Brad Pitt (easy girls 2 ) played on him whilst filming in Lake Como, and it goes like this: “Pitt had a flier sent around saying I only want to be called by my character’s name Danny Ocean and that I was treating the crew like s*** and it got into the local paper.” Told you it was a lot more interesting didn’t I! …

Georgie boy then added, “When it got into the paper I came downstairs in the morning and Brad had the paper in his hand, and I said “You’re mine from here on out.” To which Brad said, “Please don’t harm my children!” … Now that’s what I call a story worth telling … Batman and Nipples? … You what!

Celebrity Clips WHEN WILL this massive caravan of interest in seeing people humiliated on TV ever stop? I’m sure if the people who enjoy these shows were to go to a psychiatrist they would be told to go see a psychiatrist. BBC 3 programme ‘Extreme Beauty Queens’ featured girls looking to become Miss Venezuela, but instead were told by a man of 70 they were fat and ugly! … ***hole!

Firstly I discover they have the Antiques Roadshow in America, then secondly that a passport that belonged to Marvin Gaye turned up in a show over there last week. A Motown fan had bought a stack of albums from a deceased musician’s estate and when he got home and searched through them the passport fell out. This bizarre discovery is seemingly worth $20,000! … Marvy!

Katie Price turns up in all sorts of bizarre and dodgy places, most of which centre around something sexual, and the latest is connected to Gareth Gates who’s blagging

a new career on The Big Reunion 2 with the so called supergroup 5th Story. Gareth tells us he is ashamed that he denied having sex with superboobs in the past and that it is now true … yaaawn!

The new Top Gear series has a feature called ‘Don’t-try-this-at-home nostalgia trip,’ which involved Clarkson getting out of the driving seat of a moving vehicle, clambering across the roof and getting back in the other side with his 2 lapdogs Hammond and May sitting in the back seat ... When will this idiot 53 year old stop acting like he’s 19!

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14th - 20th February

Friday 14th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Bargain Hunt 13:00 Live Winter Olympics 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 WPC 56 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Pound Shop Wars 24:55 EastEnders

07:00 This Is BBC Two

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Student Nurses: Bedpans and Bandages 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Americans 24:35 Benidorm

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Canada 12:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 Come Dine with Me: Ireland 116:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Coach Trip 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 22:00 Peter Kay: Live & Back on Nights!

23:00 The Last Leg 23:50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 24:20 The Naked Gun: from the Files of Police Squad!

07:00 Childrens TV 08:45 Milkshake! Bop Box 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Police Interceptors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Taking a Chance on Love 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 World’s Toughest Prison 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 23:00 World’s 24:00 Criminals: Caught on Camera

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Bridget Jones’s Diary 24:00 Take Me Out

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Troy 22:00 Beverly Hills Cop 24:10 How I Met Your Mother 24:40 How I Met Your Mother

07:45 Live Winter Olympics 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Winter Olympics 16:40 Live Winter Olympics 20:10 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 An Island Parish 22:00 Mock the Week Looks Back at 22:30 QI 23:00 Alan Davies Apres-Ski 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Before Sunrise

Saturday 15th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Food & Drink 13:00 Football Focus 13:45 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 14:15 Live Athletics 17:30 Final Score 18:15 Reflex 19:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:20 Pointless Celebrities 20:10 The Voice UK 21:30 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 22:20 Casualty 23:10 Mrs Brown’s Boys 23:40 BBC News; Weather 24:00 Live at the Apollo 24:45 The Football League Show

06:00 Live Winter Olympics

07:00 Pat & Stan 07:20 Pat & Stan 07:25 Dino Dan 07:40 Dino Dan 07:50 Canimals 08:00 Canimals 08:05 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 10:30 Dinner Date 11:30 Murder, She Wrote 12:30 ITV News and Weather 12:39 ITV Central Weather 12:40 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 13:35 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 14:05 The Unforgettable 15:05 You Only Live Twice 17:20 ITV News Central 17:30 ITV News and Weather 17:45 Live FA Cup Football 20:20 Splash!

21:50 Take Me Out 23:05 Jonathan Ross Show 24:05 ITV News and Weather 24:19 ITV Central Weather 24:20 FA Cup Football Highlights

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Trans World Sport 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 How I Met Your Mother 12:25 How I Met Your Mother 12:55 The Simpsons 13:30 Undercover Boss USA 14:25 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:40 Come Dine with Me 19:15 Come Dine with Me 19:45 Channel 4 News 20:05 The Restoration Man 21:00 Walking Through History 22:00 Hostages 23:00 Inglourious Basterds

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Roobarb and Custard Too 08:10 Bananas in Pyjamas 08:25 Make Way for Noddy 08:40 City of Friends 08:55 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Access 11:05 The Dog Rescuers 11:35 Daddy Day Camp 13:20 Land of the Lost 15:05 Planet of the Apes 17:20 Diagnosis Murder 18:20 Columbo: Requiem for a Falling Star 19:45 5 News Weekend 19:50 NCIS 20:35 NCIS 21:30 NCIS 23:10 Secrets in the Walls 24:55 Access

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 Coronation Street 10:05 Emmerdale 13:15 You’ve Been Framed!

13:45 You’ve Been Framed!

14:15 You’ve Been Framed!

14:50 You’ve Been Framed!

15:20 You’ve Been Framed!

16:20 Horrid Henry: the Movie 18:15 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 20:00 Rumor Has It..

22:00 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason 24:15 The Magaluf Weekender

07:00 Switched 07:25 Make It or Break It 08:15 Ugly Betty 09:05 Charmed 10:05 Glee 11:05 The Mindy Project 11:35 Rules of Engagement 12:05 Rules of Engagement 12:35 Rules of Engagement 13:05 Rules of Engagement 13:35 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Mindy Project 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 Rules of Engagement 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Tomorrow People 22:00 Role Models 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

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07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freesports on 4 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 The Taste 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:55 The Big Bang Theory 14:25 How I Met Your Mother 14:50 How I Met Your Mother 15:20 The Simpsons 15:50 The Simpsons 16:20 SPYkids 4: All the Time in the World 18:00 Deal or No Deal 19:00 Channel 4 News 19:30 Gulliver’s Travels 21:00 Scandimania 22:00 Red 24:15 Under Siege 2

07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai 11:35 Power Rangers Megaforce 12:00 Access 12:05 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 13:00 Ice Road Truckers 13:55 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 14:55 The Hotel Inspector 15:55 What a Girl Wants 18:00 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 19:55 5 News 20:00 The River Wild 22:00 10,000 BC 24:10 The Matrix Reloaded

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 The Hot Desk 07:55 Emmerdale 10:50 Coronation Street 13:15 Take Me Out 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties 16:40 The Mighty Ducks 18:50 The Perfect Man 21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Ocean’s Eleven 24:25 The Big Reunion

07:00 Make It or Break It 07:45 Ugly Betty 08:30 Charmed 09:20 How I Met Your Mother 09:50 How I Met Your Mother 10:25 How I Met Your Mother 10:50 Hollyoaks 13:30 Revenge 14:30 Rules of Engagement 15:00 Rules of Engagement 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 17:00 The Tomorrow People 18:00 Troy 19:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Iron Man 23:25 The Big Bang Theory 23:55 Rude Tube

13:30 Live Winter Olympics 17:30 Live Winter Olympics 20:00 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 Top Gear 22:00 True Grit 23:45 QI XL 24:30 The Notorious Bettie Page

Sunday 16th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:00 The Indian Doctor 15:45 Escape to the Country 16:30 Hidden Kingdoms 17:30 Lifeline 17:40 Songs of Praise 18:15 Pointless Celebrities 19:05 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:30 Blandings 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Call the Midwife 22:00 The British Academy Film Awards 24:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 24:25 Doubt

06:00 Live Winter Olympics

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Sooty 13:30 Live Winter Olympics 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 17:00 Live Winter Olympics 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12:25 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Winter Olympics: 12:34 ITV Central Weather 12:35 Inside the National Trust 13:30 Crocodile Hunter Diaries Today at the Games 14:00 Live FA Cup Football 16:50 Splash!

21:00 Top Gear 18:20 You’ve Been Framed!

18:50 ITV News Central 19:00 ITV News and Weather 22:00 Dragons’ Den 19:15 Dancing on Ice 20:45 All Star Family Fortunes 23:00 Alan Davies Apres-Ski 21:30 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 22:00 Mr Selfridge 23:30 Line of Duty 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 Birds of a Feather 24:30 For Your 23:45 FA Cup Highlights 24:45 Premiership Consideration Rugby Union

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 18:15

Monday 17th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 James Martin: Home Comforts 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Britain’s Great War 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Have I Got Old News for You 24:20 Who Do You Think You Are? USA

06:00 Live Winter Olympics

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 A Great Welsh Adventure with Griff Rhys Jones 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 DCI Banks 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Agenda 24:10 The Mighty Mississippi with Trevor McDonald

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me: Ireland 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Coach Trip 18:30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Benefits Street 22:00 Benefits Britain: The Debate 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 23:50 Troy 24:50 One Born Every Minute

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 McBride: It’s Murder, Madam 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 The Big British Immigration Row 23:00 Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop: Hoarding 24:00 Criminals: Caught on Camera

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Mom 22:30 Dads 23:00 The Job Lot 23:30 Plebs 24:00 Fake Reaction

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Revenge 23:00 My Mad Fat Diary 24:00 How I Met Your Mother

14:00 Live Winter Olympics 17:00 Live Winter Olympics 20:00 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Food & Drink 22:00 Horizon 23:00 The Culture Show 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Dragons’ Den

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Tuesday 18th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 James Martin: Home Comforts 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Death in Paradise 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Traffic Cops 24:35 The Mexican

07:00 This Is BBC Two

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Live UEFA Champions League 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time 24:35 Sports Life Stories

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me: Ireland 115:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Coach Trip 18:30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 The Taste 23:00 Sexting Teacher 24:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:45 Paul Chowdhry: What’s Happening White People?

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Trauma Doctors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Still Life: a Three Pines Mystery 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 The Big British Immigration Row 20:00 The Dog Rescuers 20:30 Police 5 21:00 Benidorm ER 22:00 Holiday Love Rats Exposed 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:00 Body of Proof 24:55 CSI: Miami

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason 24:15 The Brits Are Coming

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 11:30 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 23:00 Troy 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

07:45 Live Winter Olympics 14:00 Live Winter Olympics 17:00 Live Winter Olympics 20:00 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 The Great British Sewing Bee 22:00 This World 23:00 House of Fools 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Horizon

wednesday 19th February BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 James Martin: Home Comforts 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Pound Shop Wars 21:00 Waterloo Road 22:00 Outnumbered 22:30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Film 2014 24:35 Blandings

07:00 This Is BBC Two

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Brit Awards 2014 23:15 ITV News at Ten 23:45 ITV News Central 23:50 Jonathan Ross Show 24:55 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me: Ireland 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Coach Trip 18:30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Restoration Man 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 First Dates 24:00 Bodyshockers

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Hotel Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Elizabeth Smart Story 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Trauma Doctors 21:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Suspects 24:00 The Big British Immigration Row

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Holiday Airport: Orlando 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 The Cube 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 The BRIT Awards 2014: Red Carpet 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 The Hot Desk 23:15 The BRIT Awards 2014: Backstage 24:15 The Big Reunion

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 11:30 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 My Mad Fat Diary

07:45 Live Winter Olympics 14:00 Live Winter Olympics 17:00 Live Winter Olympics 20:30 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 The Restaurant Man 22:00 Line of Duty 23:00 Inside No 9 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Top Gear

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Saints and Scroungers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 James Martin: Home Comforts 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:30 Inspector George Gently 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Question Time 24:35 The Color of Money

07:00 Nature’s Weirdest

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:15 ITV News and Weather 19:45 Emmerdale 20:45 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:10 ITV News and Weather 23:40 ITV News Central 23:45 The Invention of Lying

07:25 Countdown 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:05 The Big Bang Theory 12:35 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me: Ireland 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Coach Trip 18:30 Superstar Dogs: Countdown to Crufts 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Big Ballet 23:00 Bodyshockers 24:00 24 Hours in A&E

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Seduced by Lies 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 A Right Royal Scandal 21:00 Henry VIII & Anne: Lovers Who Changed History 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 Brain Hospital: Saving Lives 24:00 CSI: NY

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Big Reunion 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Fake Reaction 24:35 Mom

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 The Inbetweeners 23:00 The Midnight Beast 23:30 The IT Crowd 24:00 Rude Tube

Events 08:00 Italy Unpacked 09:00 See Hear 09:30 Live Winter Olympics 14:00 Live Winter Olympics 17:30 Live Winter Olympics 20:00 Winter Olympics: Today at the Games 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure 22:00 Bible Hunters 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 The Restaurant Man

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Prefiero, para

AT THE end of last week’s article I gave you some homework. In fact, there was rather a lot, but I hope you had a go at least! Here are the answers: TRANSLATE INTO ENGLISH No puedo firmar hoy - I can’t sign today. ¿Quieres visitar a tu amigo? - Do you want to visit your friend?

No necesito correr. - I don’t need to run.

Me gusta hacer los deberes. - I like doing homework.

No voy a leer todo el libro. - I’m not going to read all the book.

TRANSLATE INTO SPANISH Do you want to have a lot of money? - ¿Quieres tener mucho dinero?

I like watching the news. - Me gusta ver las noticias (or “el telediario”) I can’t drink and drive. - No puedo beber y conducir.

Are you going to write a letter? - ¿Vas a escribir una carta?

I need to go to the chemist. - Necesito ir a la farmacia.

Today we are going to learn a couple of ways in which these sentences can be made even longer, whilst at the same time giving us the opportunity to express more interesting ideas.

Firstly, we are going to look at one more “first person” word, which is prefiero. Prefiero means “I prefer”. Of course

we can only use “I prefer” in a sentence if we are contrasting one idea with another. For example, let’s take one of our homework sentences: “I don’t like going out much.” It’s easy to see how we can extend this idea with the contrast of what we do like doing: “I don’t like going out much; I prefer … to stay at home.” We can use words we have already learnt to express this, by changing “stay” to “be”, like this: “No me gusta salir mucho; prefiero estar en casa” (i.e. I prefer to be at home). Let’s try another one: “I don’t need to run; I prefer to walk.” “No necesito correr; prefiero andar”. What about this one: “I’m not going to read everything; I prefer to listen ”No voy a leer todo; prefiero escuchar”. We don’t always need to change the main verb in these sentences, we might want to change other information. For example: “No quiero ir a Murcia, prefiero ir a Elche” (I don’t want to go to Murcia, I prefer to go to Elche.” “No voy a comprar un vestido; prefiero comprar pantalones” (I’m not going to buy a dress; I prefer to buy trousers.”)

And now for the second way we can extend our sentences – and this really is exciting! We can use the word para to explain our purpose in during something. The way we are going to use para it means “to” in the sense of “in order to”.

Some of you might already know this word as meaning “for”

as in “para mí” (for me). However many of the “little words” in Spanish have more than one meaning, as is the case with para. The great thing as well is that after para we can still use our verbs in the infinitive form.

Let’s get straight on to an example of what I’m talking about, again using our homework as a starting point: Me gusta ver las noticias para aprender más español.

I like watching the news to learn more Spanish (in order to learn more Spanish).

If that isn’t abundantly clear, see if you can get this one: Voy a ir a Inglaterra para visitar a mi familia.

(I’m going to go to England to (in order to) visit my family.

We’re running out of space now and I think we need to spend a bit more time on this next week, so in the meantime, what do these sentences mean in English?

Necesito firmar esto para comprar mi casa.

Voy a volver a casa para ver el fútbol.

Quiero aprender español para hablar con mi vecino.

Cruise Wear Fashion Show today (Friday) COME ALONG and enjoy our first ever fashion show especially for all you cruisers today at Looking Good Boutique, La Zenia!

See a preview of the new season collections from Joseph Ribkoff, Pause Cafe and Didier Parakian. Our size range is from 8 to 26.

We will be joined by the girls from Worldwide Horizons Travel Agency with special cruise offers and helpful hints and information.

It´s time to look again at Looking

Good. The show starts at 12 noon, for more info call: 966 760 479. La Zenia Roundabout N332 - Exit 763 (La Zenia) off AP7 Motorway

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Science on trial ACCLAIMED ACTOR Tim Hardy examines the relationship between science and religion in his challenging show ‘The Trials of Galileo’ which comes to the Costa Blanca next month.

By Jack Troughton Specially written for the RADA and Royal Shakespeare Company actor by award-winning Nic Young, it focuses on events surrounding the inventor’s trial for heresy in 1834. Tim is performing the play over five nights at the Javea Players’ Studio Theatre from Monday 24th March to Friday 28th March.

After inventing the telescope, Galileo used it to examine the Milky Way, the surface of the moon, and theorised the Earth revolved around the sun – putting him at odds with the 17th Century Catholic Church.

When he published his findings he earned the anger of the Pope and found himself on trial being judged by 10 Cardinals.

Tim Hardy as Galileo

MARTYR Nic Young’s play centres on an aging Galileo reflecting on events that almost led to his death. He is angry at being held under house arrest despite recanting and wonders whether he should have stood by his beliefs and become a martyr.

A man of great intellect and deep religious faith, the audience will be treated to a complex character and entertained with the scientist’s wit and sarcasm.

Tim Hardy’s performance as Galileo was described by one critic as “passionate, intelligent, hilarious and chilling”.

Javea Players’ Studio Theatre is behind the former Bookworld store and the show begins at 8pm each night. Tickets are 12€ and are available by calling 96 579 4937 or via boxofficejp@gmail.com

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Jaspas Auction a huge success THE MONTHLY public auction at ‘Jaspas Bar’, Balcon Al Mar, Javea, restarted on Sunday in conjunction with ‘Rental Mania’. Despite being an overcast day there was a great turnout of buyers, sellers and stallholders.

Auctioneer Extraordinaire Andre Le Masurier soon whipped the place into a frenzy (well okay, he held everyone’s attention!) This month’s Charity raffle and auction section was in aid of Cancer Care Charity Centre with ‘Gold Rush’ of Javea the main sponsor, raising in excess of 540€, duly presented to Vice President Eileen Saville. Thank you to all those who came along and supported the event: a big thank you to Jaspas’ staff and the crew of Rental Mania for making the day a big success. The next auction is on the second Sunday in March: details from Gwenda of Rental Mania: Tel 662 458 791 or Loraine on lollygm@ymail.com

Eileen Saville (on the left) and Gwenda

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Magic’s final spell

Amadeus in concert

By Jack Troughton A FINAL charity performance of ‘Magic of the Musicals’ by Amadeus is being staged on Thursday 20th March at the Casa de Cultura, Calpe.

The show in the Salon Blau starts at 8pm and features some of the favourites – and a few gems less frequently performed – from such hits as Les Miserables, Chicago, Jesus Christ Superstar, Oliver and Mary Poppins.

Amadeus previously performed the show during garden

concerts in Benissa over the summer and at other venues around the Costa Blanca. A final chance to enjoy the production, it offers something for everyone.

The evening will also raise funds for the Friends of the Children of EMAUS, helping support youngsters cared for in homes across the Costa Blanca.

Doors open at 7.30pm and tickets are 8€. Places are limited so reservations are essential, call 96 558 1483 or visit http://www.philipashley.com/boxoffice.php

RAFA enjoys Burns Night

Bob Hunt addresses the haggis

By Jack Troughton BURNS NIGHT saw 61 members and guests of the North Costa Blanca Branch of RAFA celebrate the 254th anniversary of the birth of the ‘Immortal Bard’.

The gathering at Los Leones Restaurant in Sol Park, Moraira, was served a traditional Scottish meal of cock-a-leekie soup, haggis, roast beef, and apple tart and raspberry ice cream. David Keir delivered the Selkirk Grace, followed by the ceremonial entrance and parade of the haggis before Chairman Bob Hunt acted out a brilliant performance of Burns’ ‘Address to the Haggis’.

After the dinner, David Keir said a post-meal Grace and the chairman gave the loyal toast to King Juan Carlos of Spain and Queen Elizabeth of the United Kingdom.

The entertainment continued with Vice Chairman Colin McNae’s unique interpretation of the ‘Immortal Memory’, followed by Andrew Johnson’s colourful ‘Toast to the Lassies’ and the traditional response from the ladies, delivered by Angela Niblock.

And after the chairman’s vote of thanks to all present, everyone linked arms for a spirited rendition of ‘Auld Lang Syne’.

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horoscopes

Kenny Corris www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 Tel: 965 878 424

The New Moon is at a descending node and set to a close encounter with Mercury in retrograde. This a fine time to complete a project you have started but never got to finish; and links in with past energies to ensure that you are advised well for the next few weeks ahead. The feeling of completion leaves you wanting much more than you ask for.

Dreamy Pisces is imbued with Sun energy, and you would be advised to look to your inner spiritual core when seeking completion in a long running stand off. You may have a good reason to think the way that you do, but when all is said and done the peace that comes from conciliation brings so much positive energy to your door.

Use your tact and diplomacy to avoid a conflict that really begs to shatter your current peace and harmony. You have had to turn a blind eye especially since things are hotting up in your opposing sign of Aries, and apparently for no good reason either. You will get by, of course, but then you always do when the stakes are high and a risk is taken.

The Sun trines Mars just after the weekend, and it would be a good time to take advantage of what’s going around and just take a pause. Blessed with an innate reasoning that allows you to actively see both signs of the coin; acting on impulse right now is not the best way forward, so look before you leap, and tread water.

Short of the mental stimulation you seek this week you are restless and undecided about a recent plan, since you may feel you have been too optimistic. Have no fear, the decision was never taken lightly, and for once you need to have both the courage of your convictions and an alternative plan ready and waiting as a full proof backup.

Mercury and Mars are in cahoots and surely something’s got to give this week! Pride prevents you getting the apology that you deserve, but nevertheless you have helped to create an illusion that others will thank you for. Mars brings a solution to minor conflict, whilst Mercury forces others to look back to see the error of their ways.

Your powerful emotions may provoke an outburst this week, as you can take only so much. There is a stirring in your opposing sign of Capricorn which best reflects your positive stance right now, and begs that solution comes in to quash conflicts and negativities. The Moon faces both an ascending node and empowerment from a wily Saturn.

Retrograde Mercury’s stance starts this week as you wish to continue, in many ways than one. You are a true perfectionist, and you work ceaselessly to bring about that which you feel is right for both yourself and those whom you love. Oddly it is timing that has to be right this week as it is you who will have to pass the message on.

The midweek contact between the Sun and Mercury really helps to spread your message about, this week, and not before time either. You are in a fiery state of mind, and you have to be as inspiring as your planetary leader, the Sun if you are to thrive in current circumstance. The opportunity is there, but can you rise to the occasion?

As your opposing sign of Pisces basks in the energies of the Sun take time to just be yourself. Much is happening in the Cosmos, and you appear to be linked indirectly to most of it. The knowledge and inner wisdom of an alluring Saturn bodes well, and you will feel calmly instinctively what comes next, whether you like it, or not!

You have been aloof and detached recently, and this does not help your current situation one iota. There is coming a time for you to showcase your talents, but you have to look within to see what others see when they are tuned into your loyalty as they truly do want the very best for you. Showing emotion is not a sign of weakness.

The energy and inspiration of the Sun this week bodes well and shines a light on the darkest of situations that you have shelved but not dealt with. Look to your opposing sign of Virgo to see the difference between what is worthwhile and what seems to be frittering away time when you need to be shown in such a positive and inspiring light.

Kenny’s article and postbag is now being printed monthly

If it’s your birthday this week

It is clear that you are on the defensive right now, but it is time to examine alternatives this year as you learn to promote an inner talent, and reap the benefits from the sheer hard working ethic that is what really makes you tick!

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 50.

Quick or Cryptic Crossword

Across 7. Fail to understand (4,7,2) 8. Chat (8) 9. Unusual (4) 10. Redemption (6) 12. Use (6) 14. Infertile (6) 16. Bawled (6) 18. Unhearing (4) 20. Insecure (8) 22. Strengthening (13) Down 1. Wide view (8) 2. Works for (6) 3. Indigent (4) 4. Stealing (8) 5. Open (6) 6. Morose (4) 11. Bravely (8) 13. Miss (8) 15. Deny (6) 17. Shed (4-2) 19. Cupid (4) 21. Team (4)

Across 7. It enables one to proceed along certain lines (7,6) 8. Urge the fellow to become a journalist (8) 9. Artist’s medium to reduce friction (4) 10. Frank has the ability and accomplished (6) 12. Where a ship would be all at sea, so to speak? (6) 14. From the shelves select a receptacle (6) 16. Sort of look a cricketer may give? (6) 18. Almost reject an incitement (4) 20. After strange event Ian becomes inhabitant of Italian city (8) 22. Submit an accusation but would rather not have it free (6,1,6) Down 1. Union that will disfigure one in a fit of violent anger (8) 2. Not open to forfeit between 100 and 500 (6) 3. Where agriculture is carried on in distant Minehead (4) 4. Marvellous enough to knock one out? (8) 5. Even whales must learn it would seem (6) 6. Water from here can’t be bad (4) 11. Lied about actual conveyance (8) 13. Lacking loose coins, things will have to stay as they are (2,6) 15. To fret is a state of conflict (6) 17. Off course, like a shallow vessel (6) 19. Not all an actor can take? (4) 21. It’s delightful by the sea in France (4)

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Diabetes risk to spouse or partner SO YOUR spouse or partner has type 2 diabetes? New research shows that YOU may have up to 50% increased risk of developing the condition too!

How is this possible you may ask?! There are several risk factors for diabetes but until now we didn’t know that living with a diabetic was one of them!!

Those most likely to develop the condition include Over 40’s (or over 25 for people from South Asia) Those with a family history of diabetes (parent, brother or sister) Anybody who is overweight, especially those with large waists (over 80cm (31.5 inches) for women, 94cm (37 inches) for men, or 89cm (35 inches) for South Asian men) Black Africans, African Caribbeans Any person who has ever had high blood pressure, a heart attack or a stroke Overweight women with polycystic ovary syndrome Women that have had gestational diabetes or given birth to a baby over 10 pounds Those taking medication for mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, bipolar illness or depression

People with impaired glucose tolerance or impaired fasting glycaemia Researchers at McGill University in Canada looked at six different studies involving 75,498 couples and found that partners of Diabetics had a 26% increased risk of developing the condition themselves. When blood tests were used in the studies this figure increased to 50%.

Senior author of the study, Kaberi Dasgupta, commented: “When we talk about family history of Type 2 Diabetes, we generally assume that the risk increase that clusters in families results from genetic factors. What our analyses demonstrate is that risk is shared by spouses. This underscores the effects of shared environments, attitudes, and behaviours, which presumably underlie the shared risk.”

In other words, couples living together tend to share the same lifestyle. They will often eat the same foods, their exercise levels may be similar and they may have the same attitudes towards health and wellbeing.

With the exception of being overweight, the risk factors listed above cannot be changed. However, an unhealthy lifestyle is

This article was written Family Medical Centre, Albir.

Please call 96 686 5072 for more information or to make an appointment.

also a risk factor for Diabetes and is something that we can change. If your Diabetic partner has an unhealthy lifestyle you may have tried or be trying to help them to change for their own benefit. Some will be motivated: others will not. I am not suggesting that all Diabetics sit around all day eating Death by Chocolate - far from it! However, if you do happen to share your life with such a person and you can’t beat them, certainly don’t join them!

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health

By Alan Gilchrist

See smoking for what it is with Fast Track Hypnosis WHENEVER I come across a smoker I can’t help but think: “Quit while you still can.” The Hypnotherapist in me can never sleep!

Smoking is a killer. In Ireland alone, around 7,000 smoking-related deaths occur every year. Smoking is an addiction. We all know that. But what most people don’t realise is that it’s one that is easily beaten. Quitting smoking using Hypnosis is one of the most effective methods around.

Some people don’t realise the power of Hypnosis. It has never been more accepted yet is still viewed as an ‘alternative’ treatment.

How often do you have to use pills or nasal sprays? How often do you have to replace patches or switch to a new stick of gum? Consider how much all of that costs! Then consider the cost of just one 30-minute session of Fast Track Hypnosis to be free from the habit. Yes, just 30 minutes could be all you need to eradicate an addiction to nicotine - a drug acknowledged as more addictive than heroin!

It isn’t my job to convince you to quit. That decision has to be yours but if you’ve read this far you’re probably contemplating quitting and seeking the best option.

Fast Track Hypnosis is the best method. I’ll explain why: Hypnosis places the active mind on standby and brings your subconscious to the foreground. You’re awake and aware of everything that is happening, but once your

subconscious is alert, therapy can commence.

Suggestion therapy takes positive suggestions, implants them and then overrides the source of your habit. In this case your addiction to smoking.

If you want to quit the habit, Fast Track Hypnosis will take that desire and turn it into concrete. After the session, you’ll be a non-smoker.

My unique methods combine new technologies, cutting out the unnecessary parts of the session and streamlining treatment. I further adapted Fast Track Hypnosis by including laser therapy to help with nicotine addiction as well as in Weight Control sessions, Gastric Band Hypnosis and countless other treatments.

Fast Track Hypnosis is unique to my clinics and those of my son, Jonathan Gilchrist. You will find it nowhere else.

After the Hypnosis it was as if I had never been a smoker!

More than a year later I haven’t even thought of lighting up a cigarette. Thanks Alan…Mary” Alan and Jonathan hold their Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar and Benidorm. Alan is also the Creator of the Stop Smoking in Under 30 Minutes Fast Track System, featured and proven on TV. Jonathan also holds sessions in Spanish as well as English.

“For years I smoked every day and double the amount at the weekend. I was desperate to stop smoking. I called Alan and had my last cigarette before entering his appointment room.

Alan Gilchrist and Jonathan hold their Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig: NEW - Quesada, Benidorm. For an appointment, brochure, or free of charge initial consultation call Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408: Jonathan Gilchrist on 691 784 954 or visit: www.alangilchristinspain.com www.hypnosiscostablanca.com www.thegastroband.com

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events

Careline hits the road

CARELINE THEATRE is taking the phenomenally successful ‘Old Time Music Hall’ revue on tour for a one night only show in Calpe.

Marking World Day of Prayer

By Jack Troughton THE COSTA Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy is holding a service on Friday 7th March to commemorate the annual World Day of Prayer. The service begins at 4.30pm in the Norwegian Seamen’s Church in Albir on Carrer Mart and everyone is welcome to attend. This year’s theme for the service is ‘Streams in the Desert’ and it has been penned by the women of Egypt.

Dance the night away Carline’s ‘cast of thousands’

By Jack Troughton By popular demand the ‘cast of thousands’ are back and treading the boards of the Calpe Casa de Cultura in a charity show to benefit Friends of the Children of EMAUS. And it promises again to have the audience rolling in the aisles with a number of memorable performances such as Candy Wright’s ‘Popsy Wopsy’ – a girl of dubious morals – and Dorothy Fish as ‘Berlington Bertie’. The whole cast is on stage for ‘Master of the House’, a number from the smash musical Les Miserables.

The show returns on Tuesday 9th April and the Box Office is already open for bookings on 652 294 750 or carelineboxoffice@gmail.com. Tickets are 10€ and the performance starts at 8pm.

By Jack Troughton THE CLASSIC sounds of Soul, Motown, and Northern Soul are on the playlist for a new monthly disco being held at the Los Leones Restaurant in Sol Park, Moraira.

Saturday 1st March is first night for those who like to hit the dance floor to the classic sounds of the sixties to the eighties – and it is planned they will continue on the first Saturday of every month.

Dave the DJ, an aficionado of Northern Soul and dance music, will be ‘spinning vinyl’ and the nights are aimed at people of all ages who like to do their thing in a warm friendly atmosphere.

The disco starts at 8pm and tickets are 5€ and for information or tickets call 96 649 9954 or 634 364 803.

Proceeds from the raffle will be shared between Teulada Moraira Lions Club and the animal charity AKIRA.

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going out

Gang wars STREET GANGS went to war for the first time last night (Thursday) as Footlights Youth Theatre’s production of West Side Story exploded onto a Calpe stage after six months of rehearsals.

By Jack Troughton From the moment the members of the rival Sharks and Jets meet in the opening and dynamic ‘Prologue’ to the emotional finale the 25strong cast gave their all in the modern musical reworking of Shakespeare’s tragedy Romero and Juliet.

West Side Story continues tonight in Calpe’s Casa de Cultura at 8pm and tomorrow evening at 6pm.

Tickets are still available for both shows.

Tickets are 12€ with a reduction for youngsters

under 14 at 8€. They can be reserved by calling 652 404 798 or from footlights.boxoffice@gmail.com The show on 22nd February in the Teatro Municipal Torrevieja completely sold out two weeks ago. However, there is a final opportunity to catch the production at the Auditori in Teulada on 7th March. Tickets are 12€ and available from the theatre’s box office Wednesdays to Saturdays 11am top 1pm and 6pm to 8pm, or via www.instanticket.es

Rivals clash in the Prologue

Music Society concerts AMUX takes the train ALFAS DEL PI Music Society will present two concerts next week. On Saturday 15th February at 8pm in the Casa Cultura in Alfas there will be a recital of Czech songs by the RandovaStrnad duo. Tickets at10€ will be available at the door.

On Sunday 16th February at 12pm in Fundacion Frax, Albir, Italian guitarist Fabio Montomoli will perform a solo recital. Tickets are 10€ at the door or 5€ for members. Full details are published on www.alfasmusica.com.

By Jack Troughton A TRAIN journey through time is awaiting members of AMUX and their friends when they visit historic Guardamar Del Segura on Saturday 22nd February.

They will take the ‘trenet’ tourist train on a three hour tour to visit such attractions as the Archaeological Museum, the castle, remains of the medieval city wall and Bastion de la Polvora, the Islamic School, and the Fonteta – the site of the Phoenician port.

The Friends of Guardamar have generously waived charges for the tour and admissions to places of interest. This means the trip – including lunch and transport – costs 30€ for AMUX members and 35€ for guests.

Places are limited as the train has only 40 seats. Details on how to reserve a place are available on www.amuxabia.weebly.com and reservations must be paid for by Tuesday 18th February.

Amics del Museu de Xabia – Friends of Javea Museum – or AMUX has an international membership of people interested in the history and architecture of Javea and the Marina Alta. As well as supporting the town museum, it also organises talks and excursions.

Founded just over a year ago, membership costs 10€ a year, payable at the museum.

For more information visit the above website.

510€ raised for Emaus

SAN JUAN de España Lodge nº 28 from Callosa held a Bangers & Mash Night on Saturday 8th February at Bar La Font in Polop. A thoroughly enjoyable evening was had by all, also attended by members of Armonia de Ifach Lodge (Calpe) who went along to give their support.

The evening raised a total of 510€ for the children of Emaus. Special thanks go to freemason and landlord Ian Holness and his wife Debbie who organised the event and besides providing a sumptuous plate of Bangers & Mash also organised their now famous ‘Big Card Game’ and raffle.

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music

JJ Jones

JJ JONES has been portraying his solo Neil Diamond Tribute Show for nearly 20 years, with his love for the creative writing of Neil Diamond taking him all around the world. His detail to voice, mannerisms and costumes has made him one of the best Neil Diamond Tributes in the world. JJ has performed his tribute on cruise ships and around Australia with a 7 piece backing band, which he still does when regularly returning to perform in the UK theatres to fund raise for his late daughters favourite charity – RSPCA Danaher Centre in Essex. JJ has now brought his one man show to Spain performing most nights on the Benidorm cabaret circuit and at weekends in the mountain bars and restaurants north of Benidorm. He also has a large repertoire of songs including country, swing, rock making his “Music Mix” Show, as he is an accomplished lead guitarist. For more info on JJ Jones, phone 622 765 932 – check out his website: www.neildiamond-tributeshow.com.

BOOKINGS FOR FEBRUARY Fri 14th: Croeso Inn, Torrevieja. 8 pm Sat 15th: Oscars Family Bar, Mazarron. 9 pm Sun 16th: Jail Rock Music Bar, Benidorm, 9.15 pm (Every Sun) Mon 17th: Tropical Cabaret Bar, Benidorm. 9 pm (Every Mon) Mon 17th: Ambassador Hotel, Benidorm. 11 pm Wed 19th: Tropical Cabaret Bar,Benidorm. 9 pm (Every Wed) Wed 19th: Tower Lounge, Benidorm. 10.30 pm (Every Wed) Fri 21st: Jail Rock Music Bar, Benidorm. 9.15 pm (Every Fri) Sat 22nd: Haweli Indian Restaurant, Denia. 8.30 pm Thurs 27th: Levante Club Hotel, Benidorm. 9.30 pm

Encore!

- Amanda & Suzanne

ENCORE! FORMED in January 2012, when Amanda & Suzanne recognised a mutual love of “proper music”.Too many performers today rely on loud backing music and repetitive lyrics to perform their shows and they wanted to create something “Purer”.Their show is beautiful blend of swing, jazz, and easy listening music for a relaxed, chilled out atmosphere featuring songs from the 30´s right through to present day, and also a party mix with upbeat classics from Abba, Dusty Springfield, Olly Murs, Creedance Clearwater Revival and Bryan Adams to name a few for a fun and lively evening.Encore are available for bars, restaurants and private bookings and have played in various locations around the Costa Blanca. For more information contact Amanda (646 329 403) or Suzanne (686 832 452) or email: partywithencore@gmail.com. Check out their facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/EncoreDuo. BOOKINGS FOR FEBRUARY Sat 15th: El Cid Bar/Rte., Benidoleig.

Limehouse Quartet LIMEHOUSE QUARTET shares the venue Monroe’s Carvery, Pedreguer, on a Tuesday night, with The New Jubilee Jazz Band. After experimenting with various’s styles and instrumentation, the band has settled on a light jazz-swing, interpreted by trumpet, piano, bass and drums. Phone: 96 576 1731 for table bookings. There is a (voluntary) recommended music charge of three euros per adult diner. The current

Fri 21st: Casino Bar, Pego. 8 pm Sat 22nd: Katmandu Indian Rte, Denia. 8 pm line-up is: - Mike Summers: trumpet-cornet, Hieo Berens: piano, Luc Van Breda: upright electric bass, Diego Alanzabes: drums.

FUTURE BOOKINGS Tues 18th – Monroe’s Carvery, Pedreguer Fri 28th – Bar Emillo, Llosa de Camacho Tues 4th March – Monroe’s Carvery, Pedreguer.

For more details on the Limehouse Quartet phone: 635 241 588. For more information on Jazz on the Costa Blanca, contact Mike or email: mpsjazz@hotmail.com.

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14-20 FEB 2014

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Arrow keys stopped working HI AUNTY: I am running Windows XP on IE8, on my laptop and all has been fine until now. However, I have suddenly lost my up/down arrows, and had these replaced by a small runner at the side which has to be controlled by my fingerpad in order to scroll up or down. Can you suggest a way to get back to my arrows, as the current system is really difficult to operate and keeps jerking up and down, and sometimes the page goes up when I am scrolling down, and vice versa. Hope you can suggest a remedy. Kind regards, Terry.

Aunty says: The up and down arrows usually control the slider, so the runner has always been there. In fact the arrows may still be there - at the top and bottom of the slider - but for whatever reason they are no longer on display.

The only thing that may help, but not guaranteed, is to go into the Internet Options in Internet Explorer, and perform an Internet Explorer Reset. (Note this may lose things like stored password for websites). But there are other, simpler ways to scroll up and down the page.

You can use the up / down arrow keys on your keyboard, to scroll up and down slowly.

And you can use the Page Up and Page Down buttons to scroll up and down a page at a time.

And some laptops, on their mouse page, have the ability to scroll using the extreme right of the pad.

All a lot easier and faster than trying to move the mouse icon over the up down buttons on the screen!

Response: Many thanks for your advice. Pages scrolling properly now using up/down arrow keys on keyboard.

Wifi connections

HI AUNTY: I have an Asus notebook N61Jv and since the start of the year the internal wifi does not show a connection to the internet. I have used the wifi side button to switch it ON and OFF and I see the wireless indication mast appear but it is not ticked to show a connection. The hot key function Fn-F2 shows the same indication, the wireless indication appears but there is no tick. I have connected an external wifi to a USB input and I now have a connection to the internet. Does this mean that the internal wifi is unserviceable or could it be something simple, like a software fault? With regards, Mary.

Aunty says: It sounds like you may have a software fault with the WiFi driver.

Usually, going into the Device / Equipment settings via the control panel, you can ‘uninstall’ the wireless network adaptor. Rebooting the PC should reload the driver and then it should function correctly. Sometimes, it may be worth going to the Asus website, to manually download and install the latest available driver. http://support.asus.com/download.aspx?SLan guage=en&m=N61Jv&os=30 Response: Thanks, I’ve done as suggested and now the internal wifi is now functional.

Picasa 3

DEAR AUNTY: Hopefully you can help on this one. We have been using Picasa 3 for quite a number of years now. Unfortunately, a few weeks ago when I tried to send some photographs to friends, I was told that the programme had crashed! However, I can still completely use the full system - adding new photographs when downloaded from our digital camera. Our only concern is losing all the photographs and titles which we have put on. Also I cannot utilise the new Google Auto+ system for Picaca photographs. Look forward to your advice on this matter. Rita, Alcalali Aunty says: The best thing is to back up the image files onto a separate drive, like a USB drive or external hard drive. That way, if anything happens to the files on the actual PC, then at least you have a back up of them on another device. Usually a crashed programme should not affect the picture image files. But never say never... Here is a link as to how to use the Google back up system: http://googlesystem. blogspot.com.es/2013/12/google-auto-backup-for-desktop.html Response: Many thanks for your prompt reply and advice.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates: NATPC Upgraded Dual Core 9inch

THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the NATPC 9” Upgraded Dual Core Android Tablet PC. You may remember a few months ago we featured what is now the predecessor to this tablet. So why are we featuring it again after such a short time? Well that´s easy – it’s now much more powerful and cheaper to boot! No wonder it’s become one of the most popular budget tablets available – the price may be low, but the specifications and performance certainly aren’t.

So how does a 9” dual core tablet with dual cameras, WiFi and access to the Google Play Store and Android market for apps for under 80€ sound? Pretty amazing I’d say…

The NATPC tablet has a 9” capacitive 5 point touchscreen with an 1024 x 600 pixel resolution, perfect for playing videos. A Dual Core (2 x 1.3GHz) processor coupled with a PowerVR dedicated graphics processor,

1GB of DDR3 RAM and running Android 4.2 Jelly Bean provides the grunt. There’s also a very generous 8GB of built-in NAND Flash storage with the option to upgrade by another 32GB with a micro SD card.

Your picture taking and Skype video calling needs are ably handled by dual cameras, a 0.3mp front facing and 2.0mp rear facing.

Wifi connectivity is comprehensive, with 802.11 b/g/n functionality, meaning getting connected to the internet should be easy wherever you are.

No problems with access to a full range of apps with Android Market / Google Play Store access built in, so whether games or something more practical there will be plenty of choice.

Connecting headphones/other devices/

HDMI equipped TV is handled by built-in Micro SD slot; 3.5mm Earphone Jack; Micro USB port and mini HDMI out port. It is supplied with two micro USB to USB cables: one to connect male to male, one for male to female, though if you want to use the HDMI port you will need an additional cable that is not supplied.

The Inspectors Verdict: The upgraded NATPC 9” Upgraded Dual Core Android Tablet PC now provides even more amazing value for money considering the performance, resolution and functionality

that comes built-in out of the box. And with full access to app stores adding your favourite games/apps is easy!

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound.co.uk/natpc-tablet to purchase the NATPC 9” Upgraded Dual Core Android Tablet PC for 80€. Please note the charger is fitted with a UK style 3-pin plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter.

Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

Sex! Mind your language!!!

THERE IS one topic in any discussion on golf that will always generate some contentious comments.

IT IS also one which has produced enough humorous anecdotes to fell a small forest.

Irrespective of your status or ability and even if you are not a golfer - you will have an opinion.

It is ladies in golf.

So here is my “personal” position.

Over the last couple of decades as a golfer, I have observed on numerous and in various locations, male golfers drag themselves around a course and occasionally do so at a pace which could best be described as turgid. And yet these are often the first to complain when there is a lady golfer ahead of them or, heaven forbid, a ladies four-ball.

LADIES TOUR EVENT I was very lucky to be a spectator when the Ladies European Tour was held for a few years at La Sella and, along with many others I have stood and marvelled at the sight of young girls, who would have be blown

over by a medium strength wind, (with the possible exception of Laura!) send their tee shots further than many of us go on holiday.

Despite positive movements towards equality, there is undoubtedly some ingrained prejudice which surfaces whenever the male confronts the female golfer and it appears to me to have permeated into the female psyche.

Why? Because I have witnessed ladies playing with undue haste when they are being followed by a group of men. Is there some instinct that compels them to rush off the green as if to demonstrate - “Look, we are moving quickly!”

I have never noticed similar behaviour from a group of men. Maybe it is an Alpha Male syndrome.

“I don’t have to worry about the group behind me. They will be happy to wait while I take my fourth shot out of the bunker - which I needn’t repair.”

Head 2 Head Campbell - I missed out on our chat on Bay Radio last week.

Tony M - Ah yes you went off to see Michael Buble in Barcelona. I bet he was excellent.

Campbell - Absolutely superb but I did leave you with a very good substitute Tony M - Yes you did. Young Mark from Wales sounding like a carbon copy of Tom Jones.

Campbell - He says he doesn’t sing like Tom Jones but he certainly talks just like him.

Tony M - I think that probably happens all the time.

Campbell - Do you think that is quite common?

Tony M - It’s not unusual.

Campbell - Oh no! You led me into that.

Tony M - Sometimes it’s easy. See you tomorrow.

LADIES DAY One other sexist element of golf life that stills prevails in many clubs in the UK is the Ladies Day. I have discovered that this is usually a Tuesday. Presumably on the basis that most ladies will be too busy with chores on a Monday following a busy weekend and therefore they are deserving of a break come Tuesday.

Why is that still necessary?

Most golf clubs ceased to be the domain of the antediluvian Secretary who enforces the ‘no-coloured-socks-withknee-length-shorts-on-a-Thursday-unlessit-is-the-third-week-in-a-month’ type of rule. The situation where gentlemen have a Spike Bar and ladies are barred, has hopefully disappeared from the golf landscape never to return. Thankfully much of the stuffiness has gone from golf and yet many clubs still retain the Ladies Day convention. It is not necessarily a bad thing but surely if there were to be total equality then Ladies Day should alternate on a daily basis with Gentlemens’ Day. Of course that would never happen.

In the meantime my experience is that lady golfers are generally more patient, more considerate and more courteous than their male equivalent.

I must reiterate that that is my personal viewpoint, however if you are going to disagree I should warn you that I do not promise anonymity!

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motoring

Brian Deller Author of Motoring in Spain

Motoring news snippets WE ARE advised that the EU is suggesting that all vehicles are fitted with a remotely operated electronic switch so that the engines can be switched off. The idea is that in the event of a criminal trying to escape from a police chase, pursuit police can immobilise the vehicle safely so not only is the chase over, but also other road users are protected in the event of a crash.

Austin maxi

With this in mind it is an excellent idea but let us consider how else this device can be used: Any owner who has not paid their annual taxes on their vehicle can also be immobilised. This includes those who have officially taken the vehicle off the road for long term renovation.

Speeders going through a speed trap can be switched off. Of course the speed trap can be controlled by a GPS system incorporated in the vehicle so there does not have to be an actual camera at the roadside.

Anyone who overstays their time in a paying, parking

area can be switched off until payment is made.

If you report your car as stolen you could do it quickly so it could be stopped before it is loaded onto a low loader and transported out of the country or stripped for spares.

The mind boggles at the possibilities, except that there are always ways of overcoming electronic devices. However, how would these devices be fitted to the older cars where older fuel and ignition systems are the norm?

The UK historic classification moves to 1974. If you have a classic British vehicle first registered before 1974, it now qualifies for zero VED taxes.

Full details are at: http://classics.honestjohn. co.uk/top-10s/top-10-the-class-of-1973/ In my experience there will not be many British ones that can qualify as at that time many cars were rusted out of existence within three years of daily use. I had an Austin maxi, basically an excellent family car but after realising that the car body was rusting away under that paint, I sold it and two years later it was scrap. The price I was paid reflected the deteriorating condition and I advised the new owner, to get it completely paint-stripped and repainted but he ignored the advice.

More again soon: keep warm and safe - the police authorities are desperate for income.

There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com.

Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm

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10 LAPTOPS FOR SALE Wifi 70€, non 60€. All in good working order. Internet ready. Torrevieja.

693 956 707 P/A SYSTEM INCLUDES SATELLITE SPEAKERS x 2 on heavy duty tripods,300 watt sub woofer, Professional mixer 10 inputs, Powered monitor speaker and all cables system made

by LD Model Dave 8 ideal band or solo Cost over 1400 euros accept 550 euros Call 675878601 or 965078481 GAS FRIDGE FREEZER Butsair vgc 200 euros Electric fridge/freezer half n half dual voltage 220/24/12 volt ideal solar new 475euros Call 675878601 or 965078483 AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S on our website you choose from over 95 different paintings, 64 different mirrors, 23 carpets, etc: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Several very high quality dining sets and bedroom suites. See

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more than 950 photos on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Washing machines, large 2-door fridge, upright tumble drier.

Beer pump from a Pub, Golf clubs & lots more: www.michaels-javea.com

PROBLEMS WITH INSECTS? Cockroaches, rats & mice. Call 626 828 974 All insects

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

ADVICE WITH THE SPANISH SYSTEM Whatever you need to integrate into the spanish system, we can help you. NIE, residencia, empadronamiento, car import transfer, driving license transfer, schools, doctors, social security.(Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 619 269 408 email: pammcmurchie@hotmail.com ADVISORY SERVICE Need advice on making a will, buying or selling property, tax, resident or non resident, starting a business in spain, we can talk you through and give you the best advice and help you settle in spain.

(Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 610 634 506

MERCEDES FOR SALE 1997,300 SL Convertible.

Metallic blue, 98,000km.

I.T.V April 2014. 4,750€ Call: 628 402 241

WANT TO DRIVE your LHD car to the UK and sell it when you get there? Call 658 670 777

MJB MOBILE WELDERS Gates, grills, hinges etc., repaired or new. No job too small. Fast service. Low prices. Free Quotes. Call Terry: 966 845 414 / 625 995 470 WANTED I BUY ANY CAR van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

MR FIXIT For all your electrical, plumbing, general & appliance & boiler repairs. No Call out charge. 698 320 434

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired.

Professional, conscientious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken.

Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 18 years experience. 10 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE. SEE MAIN ADVERT ON FRONT PAGE OF CLASSIFIEDS Why go to the shop? When we come to you saving you time and money!

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FOR SALE LARGE DETACHED VILLA 5 bedrooms, 1 bedroom is en suit,

speak with our friendly and professional team on 606 989 391 or email: info@costavalleyrentals.com

2 bathrooms, 2 lounges 2 kitchens, 8x4 metre pool, 9km from Gandia beach,

SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Spanish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property

WANT TO EARN EXTRA CASH? Thinking of renting your property long term or for the summer? Well, Costa Valley Rentals can help!!!

We have clients waiting for both long term and holiday lets in the Jalon and surrounding areas. Call Costa Valley Rentals today to speak with our friendly and professional team on 606 989 391 or email: info@costavalleyrentals.com FLAT SHARE OLD TOWN BENIDORM Mature lady has 2 bedroom flat to share in Old Town Benidorm. Double room, shared lounge, shared kitchen. Internet and all bills included. 275€ per month.

Suit mature person, male or female. Call 619 236 428 for more information

WANT TO EARN EXTRA CASH? Thinking of renting your property long term or for the summer? Well, Costa Valley Rentals can help!!!

We have clients waiting for both long term and holiday lets in the Jalon and surrounding areas. Call Costa Valley Rentals today to

THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN BETTER also Kamagra and weekenders. Call Derek 685 207 378 SOPHIE ESCORT Slim elegant naughty lady. Hotel/home visit available. Tel:693 357 526 ASHLEY- 29 ENGLISH/MIXED RACE- Absolutley stunnning, near Torrevieja Hospital, 665 883 576

GENERIC VIAGRA EXCLUSIVE First time in Spain 120mgs. Also Kamagra 100mgs, Generic Cialis 20mgs, and jellies. Local and Nationwide service. Pay on Delivery. www.costablues.com or phone Colin 680 878 735 SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie,

economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking.

Drinks invitation. Feeling alone?

Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118

169,000€ 96 250 8052

LOVELY S/DETATCHED BUNGALOW QUESADA 2 beds,bathroom,fitted kitchen.

Sun lounge with sea views.

Seperate en-suite apartment underbuild exceptional views.966719561 PROPERTY FOR SALE PLAYA FLAMENCA 2 Bedroom upper apartment.Great location,5 minutes walk to Boulevard and market.

Terrace plus private solarium.Mint condition.Great investment/Home.68,000€ Tel:611342000

ROADRUNNER TRANSPORTS & REMOVALS SPAIN-UK-SPAIN (Monthly Trips) Van leaving UK 14 February and Van leaving Spain end February. From parcel to full load. International, Local & Storage: affordable and Reliable Service. Fully Insured. Tel. Wayne on 633 933 391 email: spainukremovals1@gmail.com www.roadrunnertransports.com

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JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA HOT TUBS, SPAS, JACUZZIS Quality spas at factory Prices. Also spares, filters and Repairs. Used and ex-display spas available.

We part ex and buy spas, best prices in Spain. Established 12 years Eurospas 650 722 905

I BUY RECORDS LP’S SINGLES AND CD’s ANY STYLE, JAZZ, BLUES, POP, PUNK, ROCK, ETC... TOP CASH PAID. 622 750 117 TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Brica-brac into Cash. Anything!

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