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14 - 20 march 2014

Slick ‘City’ scam alarm

by Jack Troughton

John with his medals

Tonic for the troops

By Jack Troughton Youngsters in Year Six at the Laude Lady Elizabeth School heard from a former fighter pilot John McMullen, a veteran of the Second World War, and how he flew the legendary Spitfire.

Read the full story on page 8.

EXPERIENCED INVESTOR Frank Roberts is warning people of a “sophisticated” fraud gang who swindled him out of a fortune in an elaborate financial sting.

The businessman – who quit the rat race for a new life in Spain with his family – believed he was investing for long term security with a highly reputable City of London finance house.

However, he was dealing with a ghost ‘mirror’ fraudulent company, complete with copied genuine paperwork and the stolen identities of real brokers and fund managers, including their trading registration numbers.

Speaking at his home in Ontinyent, he said British and Spanish police were now hunting criminals that apparently have links to Malaga after the scam was discovered last week.

And the married father-of-three told RTN: “We are down many tens of thousands of pounds. What money we have has to last us – it is very painful when it goes missing.”

Ironically, as the con was unearthed, Spanish and UK police were making over 110 arrests on a £15 million international shares scam that defrauded around 1,000 people.

A so-called ‘boiler-room’ fraud involves selling worthless or non-existent shares.

Conmen target people who have already invested in the stock market and bombard them with a high-pressure sales pitch offering high returns.

It is thought such stings cost victims, many of them elderly, more than £240 million a year.

But Frank said far from being pressured, he spoke at length with bogus fund manager ‘Mark’ and boss ‘David’. He added: “It was not hard sell because he was selling to a knowledgeable audience, someone who had capital, someone into stocks and shares. Almost all his work was done.

“But he was still putting a hook out there and waiting for you to bite – and if you do it enough, you get enough fish. If I am just one victim, there must be hundreds more that he has hooked in the same way.”

Frank, who took early retirement from the information technology industry, said the family were looking to find better returns on capital and he put out some “feelers” on the internet, giving some basic details.

He was first contacted by a company who already look after an investment portfolio for the family and some months later by Mark – who claimed to be working for the world-renowned City firm.

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continued from front page Frank said he knew of the company and was sent what appeared to be genuine details of investments to consider – later sinking money into an offshore bullion fund and later another broaderbased fund.

And because the con uses genuine details, Frank was reassured by being able to watch his investments make money and read forecasts of how they were likely to perform in the future.

INVEST This month, Frank was offered and agreed to invest a further £10,000 – but said: “When the bank account details came through to send the money to, they were subtly different.”

He rang Mark but only reached an answer ‘phone, emailed the pair and finally rang the head office of the genuine company in London. “I left a series of messages trying to convince myself they were bona fide people...when I ring Mark I always get voice mail and he calls back.

“On this occasion when I left a message at head office, the boss David rang back five minutes later – I told the story.

He said ‘I don’t send emails, I am the operations director and I have several hundred people who do that for me’,” said Frank.

“I thought it was a bit strange and asked about the email addresses I had been using and he said they were not his or Mark’s – again they were very slightly different from the genuine ones.

Frank Roberts

“I said I am now panicking – he said it was obviously a fraud and he would put me in contact with the firm’s security department.”

Frank stopped the transfer but on police instructions is playing Mark along – the last contact was on Tuesday – in a bid

to be able to trace the bogus operation.

However, he said: “It is a scam but not the normal fly by night scam selling fly by night shares. It involves purportedly real people working for a real company selling real managed funds.

It is very elaborate.”

Two tons of heroin wash up on Ceuta beach

AN ENORMOUS haul of heroin was washed ashore at Ceuta on Monday and Tuesday. 62 large packages were recovered from the beach on Monday at Calamocarro: 57 on the sands and a further five floating in the sea. On Tuesday more packages were found ten miles south of the area. It is thought that the drugs were the illegal cargo of a ship wrecked by last week’s storms. A total of 1,980 kilos of heroin in 30 kilo packs estimated to be worth several million euros have been recovered and police expect more to turn up in the next few days. As the news of the shipwrecked drugs circulated on social networks at least one local resident was arrested when caught trying to sneak off with one of the bales!

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Village launches Proteccion Civil

by Jack Troughton A NEWLY formed ‘Proteccion Civil’ team in a Marina Alta village were quickly thrown into action dealing with two forest fires.

The 10 “enthusiastic” volunteers are based at Benidoleig Town Hall - they launched in December and operate 24 hours a day.

Co-ordinator Simon Lunn said everyone had gone through the necessary training and finished a first aid course – and been trained to use the defibrillator donated by Javea’s Original Charity shop and Library.

“We have the use of two vehicles from the town hall and other equipment we need – we haven’t got an ambulance but can undertake the necessary intervention until one arrives,” he said.

The volunteers have already dealt with medical emergencies outside the opening hours of the medical centre and been called on to fight the fires.

“They were both fires on the mountain last month and we had to evacuate a lot of people and they had to spend the night in the town hall,” said Simon.

“Considering we had only been going a couple of months they were both big incidents for us.” And the team has also moved to neighbouring communities to help out with safety and the marshalling of such things as cycling races and fun ‘fiesta’ events.

Simon added: “Everyone is very enthusiastic and we are helping out at all sorts of events. We are based at the town hall and store our equipment there.

“We are applying for the funding of another car from another association and hoping to get grants to buy other equipment.”

Pictured with the team are (centre) Deputy Mayor Maite Far and Mayor Jose Vicente Pons Peris with Original Charity Shop and Library volunteers.

Dolphin found on Poniente Beach A DOLPHIN was found dead with a hole in its head yesterday afternoon on Poniente beach in Benidorm, reported by passers-by at around 2.30pm.

Environmental experts noted that the hole in the animal’s head could have been caused by disease before removing the carcass to the Cavanilles Biodiversity Institute for examination. This is the fifth such death in the last month, two in Benidorm.

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Artist makes WIB debut

by Jack Troughton

ARTIST JENNY Morrison enjoyed a Sunday day out at the Women In Business fair on Sunday and found a new audience for her colourful pictures. The celebration of International Women’s Day was staged at a packed Parador Hotel and Jenny was happy she had taken a stall to show off some of her work.

“It is the first time I have done anything like this,” she said. “I decided to join Women In Business and was invited to take a stall – and it is really fun.”

Jenny, who lives and works at her home in Tormos, said she had brought a number of limited edition prints, miniature paintings as well as a full sided original to show.

“I have had a lot of interest – people have bought and there are people wanting to come and see my collection in my house, which is a gallery,” she said. “It is good to meet all these

people and taking a stall for me is like having an open shop window.”

Jenny’s career is flourishing at the moment and she is exhibiting work in galleries and via the internet through her website www. jennyannemorrison.com WIB President Maria Verrecchia-Norman Jenny said last Sunday’s fair was “a fantastic suc- Morrison cess” with the club taking over two floors of with husband the hotels and its gardens for the event.

Willi “Business was brisk for the stalls. Cards, clothes, jewellery and jams – just to mention a few things- were being sold like hot cakes,” she said. Maria said the proceeds of the raffle and tombola would be going to the main WIB charity, helping the women and children vicFIRE FIGHTERS in Valencia were called to a fire that broke out at around 9.30pm on Sunday tims of domestic violence.

However, she added other charities would evening, eventually bringing the blaze under control at 2.30am Monday. The flames enalso benefit from the day, with support going gulfed a furniture factory that manufactures sofas and also affected three other neighbourto the children’s shelter in Denia, Friends of the ing warehouses, a total area of 1,600 square metres located in the industrial area on Avenue d’Alboraig. The cause of the fire is as yet unknown.

Children of EMAUS and the Calpe Food Bank.

Fire rages through furniture warehouses in Valencia

Roll up, roll up to buy your own Spanish village…!

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by Jan Gamm THOUSANDS OF abandoned Spanish hamlets are being advertised for sale by UK agents for as little as £50,000 - £200,000 - less than the average UK home. Most of the villages are offered as a package to include a minimum of a three-bedroomed house with a range of other dwellings, a fresh water source and 140,000 square feet of farming land. One estate agent is claiming that there are 2,900 deserted villages in rural parts of Spain that The could be sold as a result of Spanish nationals fleevillage of ing to the cities or other parts of Europe in search of Barrerios, work throughout the economic crisis. The abandoned near hamlets once owned by extended families are now be- Pontevena: ing sold as their owners can no longer afford to maintain bought for them and know they will never be able to afford to return.

75,000€

The Masons step out!

FOR THE first time ever Freemasons in Spain have ‘come out’ wearing masonry regalia to take part in a protest rally held in Madrid in support of women’s rights following amendments to the country’s abortion laws. “This law curtails the rights of women and we are here to claim them,” said Ana Valet, president of the Spanish Federation of the International Order of Co-Freemasonry. The Masons, traditionally a low key organisation that prefers to ‘keep itself to itself’, marched behind a banner bearing their names along with their traditional lodge symbols. The masons are established in more than 60 countries with more than 30,000 members running a network of lodges worldwide.

Lest we forget THE KING and Queen were present at a state memorial in the Cathedral of La Almudena on Monday, the first act of homage held throughout the day in Madrid to mark the tenth anniversary of the attacks of 11th March known as ’11-M’, in which 191 people died 1,800 more were injured. The service was presided over by the Cardinal Bishop of Madrid Antonio Maria Rouco Varela who said Mass for the victims. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy was also present. On Wednesday 12th March, a Memorial Concert at the National Auditorium of Music in Madrid was attended by Queen Sofia.

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Tonic for the troops The Alicante HISTORY CAME alive for students at the Laude Lady Elizabeth School with the visit of former fighter pilot John McMullen, a veteran of the Second World War.

by Jack Troughton Youngsters in Year Six heard how John flew the legendary Spitfire before being attached to the Royal Navy and had to learn to land on an aircraft carrier, the hazardous catapult launch off a carrier’s flight deck, and also how to be a ‘batsman’ – the guide signalling with bats to direct pilots down on landing.

The pupils are studying World War Two and John, who lives in Javea, explained how being catapulted off a carrier and landing was a “risky venture” – especially in rough weather - so pilots took turns.

And the children listened spellbound as the airman told how he crash landed into the sea after an engine failure but was rescued by a passing merchant ship after signalling from his tiny inflatable dinghy with a flare.

A highlight of John’s visit for the students was his collection of medals and photographs – showing him as a dashing pilot and planes landing on a carrier.

He also answered all the youngsters’ questions – giving them a real life window into John in what life was like during the major conflict. uniform

connection

By Jack Troughton JAVEA MAYOR Jose Chulvi offers an insight into the working of the Alicante Provincial Government on Monday 31st March and why it benefits the coastal town.

The mayor is a deputy for the Marina Alta at the Deputacion de Alicante, similar to being a Member of Parliament – and will present a talk in English at the Parador Hotel at 11am.

Organised by Mr Chulvi’s PSOE party, the talk is called ‘What I When I Go to Alicante’ and will explain the responsibilities of the body.

He explained: “I will be making a presentation in English explaining my role as an MP in the Alicante Provincial Government, the ‘Deputacion’, in addition to being Mayor. “People will have the opportunity to find out how the Deputacion functions and all the benefits it has for Javea.”

Gold Towers of Benidorm

by Irena Bodnarec CONSTRUCTION OF the eye-catching twin gold peaks of Benidorm - the InTempo building, often referred to as the ´M Tower´, is complete. Located on the Poniente side of the resort, it is Europe´s tallest residential building, standing at 200 meters and spanning 47 floors. Of the 269 apartments, 120 are already sold – the central cone houses 4 two floor duplexes connected by an independent lift. The crane is in the process of being dismantled, which is estimated to take around 20 days and you will then be able to admire the towers in all their glory – which stand out across the Benidorm skyline for miles around.

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ROCK SUPERSTAR Bono won a standing ovation when he urged European leaders to encourage people to buy Spanish goods and services to support the country’s recovery.

by Jack Troughton The U2 singer was speaking at a meeting of the European People’s Party in Dublin and the used the occasion to demand support for Spain.

The Irishman was surrounded by powerful politicians – including Spain’s Mariano Rajoy and Germany’s Angela Merkel – and easily topped the popularity charts for the longest and most applauded speech.

Bono’s speech took in capitalism, the EU, the controversial ‘troika’ of bankers, bailouts and racism.

And he said Europe as a whole still needed to work hard to get out of the economic crisis but also needed to work on unity to become a true “family” of nations, where all members must help each other.

He said Mr Rajoy was urging EU structural reforms to create liquidity in the Spanish economy but he demanded to know Europe’s family response.

Bono speaking in Dublin

“Where is our Europe-wide campaign to spotlight Spain, to encourage others to take their holidays there, to buy Spanish goods and listen to Spanish music?” he asked.

Food glorious food…

33% OF SPANIARDS say they eat foods that have exceeded the expiration date printed on the pack. The economic crisis has encouraged a keen sense of ‘waste not want not’ in Spanish communities leading to frugal buying habits and vigilance on unnecessary waste. The Spanish Confederation of Housewives, Consumers and Users (CEACCU) performed a representative survey of 750 families within the institutional

structure of the organization in order to analyse purchasing and consumption habits. The survey shows that 61% of Spaniards have changed their lifestyle in order to economise on food consumption. One in three Spaniards now look more carefully at supermarket offers; 50% are now more likely to consume leftovers; only 25% consider that food consumed after the expiration date loses its quality.

Bono even joked about the band chipping in. “Perhaps U2 should make a flamenco album to support Spain....well, maybe not!”

Taxi drivers strike ELCHE TAXI drivers, who officially cover El Altet Alicante airport are on strike until Monday 17th March. After more than 14 months of talks between the taxi drivers association, which covers 185 registered drivers, police and airport authorities they are refusing to work due to lack of controls over illegal unlicensed taxi´s poaching customers. They have demanded inspectors and a barrier to stop what they called ´foreign touts´ entering the airport facility. This will only affect those arriving at the airport with no pre-booked transport hoping to hail a white official taxi.

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First illegal sale of organs in Spain

Akouche on the left with his doctor and his son

by Jan Gamm THE JUDICIAL Brigade in Valencia has arrested five people, all foreign, for their alleged involvement in the attempted sale of organs for transplant, specifically for Hatem Akouche, a wealthy 61-year-old Lebanese politician requiring a liver transplant. This is the first case of its type in Spain where the purchase or sale of organs is illegal. The investigation began in the summer of 2012 following a complaint from an NGO alerting the authorities about a group of people offering large sums of cash to illegal immigrants in exchange for parts of their livers for transplant.

Nine of the interested parties including two women were allegedly subjected to complex tests in a private Valencia clinic at a cost of around 15,000€. A Romanian woman found to be compatible with the recipient is reported to have been offered 40,000€ to be a donor. The five arrested are facing charges of organ trafficking, punishable by up to 12 years’ imprisonment.

Gas, gas, gas!

THE PRICE of gasoline in the province of Alicante at 1.414€ per litre is now the fifth most expensive nationwide running closely behind Baleares, with an average of 1.45€ per litre; Valladolid (1,421€ per litre), Cordoba and Leon (1,416€). According to the Ministry for Industry & Energy the cheapest in Spain is Huesca province with an average selling price of 95 octane petrol 1,338€ per litre, and 1,282€ per litre for diesel.

According to the National Commission on Financial Markets and Competition, many of these differences are due to the

different taxation that applies to autonomic regions, warning that service stations in communities with the lowest tax burden take advantage of this opportunity to raise prices and increase margins.

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I GOT a phone call from a number that came up as 119.

It was a person with an Indian accent who said there was a problem with my computer and that they worked for Microsoft. He asked me to go on my computer and press buttons. I started to do it and then thought what am I doing, I don’t know this person. I said I am sorry but I don’t know who you are, etc. He then directed me to a website which he said was theirs. The website was www.microassist.com, supposedly a training website for Microsoft. I told the person that it did not prove who he was. He said he would put me through to his supervisor.

This was another Indian person who told me to press buttons on the computer. I again said ‘I don’t know who you are’. He told me to go on his website. And said can you not see the Microsoft logo. I said, “Yes but anyone can cut and paste the logo.” He then put the phone down. I was on the ball but someone else might not be.

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Total disgust WHAT WE saw today prompted me to write.

We were visiting friends in Orihuela Costa and a fancy, expensive looking Street-cleaning truck went by. A very tiny trickle of water was coming out of the bottom of the truck and the large brushes were feverishly sweeping the street. After the cleaning truck went by, the dirty stains on the street remained undisturbed by the very tiny trickle of water and the feverish sweeping brushes. There were two men in the street cleaning truck, one being the driver, and the other had his feet up on the dash doing absolutely nothing, except of course for collecting his wage from the taxpayer for doing absolutely nothing… The large stain on the street in front of my friends’ home remained untouched but the two people in the street cleaning truck got paid. Is it any wonder people write about their total disgust for the people running Orihuela Costa? On a more positive note, albeit off topic, the cartoon in a recent edition by your cartoonist Carter McKeague about the shifty looking bank manager was great. I have to my peril encountered one or two of them in the course of my life.

Dave Roberts, Punta Prima

Frustrated with UK

I BECOME more frustrated every day as I see what is happening in the UK. Last night I watched a programme showing people struggling to make ends meet after paying rent and child care, left with £100 pounds for food. And then I read that ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s wife is setting up a charity to help girls in Africa to attend school. Where are their priorities? They should help their own people first! But as our Prime Minister said the other day in an interview: “We are a rich nation and can afford to give the world £8.5 billion in aid.” Am I alone in thinking we should look after our own like the other G8 countries?

John Dale, La Zenia

The fight against Cancer

I WOULD like to extend a heartfelt welcome to Carol Saunders, AECC member and Town Councillor from Calpe, in joining me in the fight against Cancer through early detection. As President of the Alfaz branch I have been operating the AECC Stay Well Campaign in the Calpe, Alfas, and Benidorm area for the past 10 years and hundreds of women have already passed through the process.

The system has proved enormously successful, resulting in much peace of mind for women for a very small outlay (voluntary contribution).

Full details are given of the location in Alicante where examinations are carried out with the minimum of fuss, results being quickly available.

An underground car park is close by. Anyone who wishes to have an appointment with the Alicante centre should email pdawson802t@cv.gva.es with their full name and date of birth and the date and time of the appointment will be emailed back to them. It would usually be possible to make an appointment for 3 or 4 ladies at the same time so friends could travel together. For further information please email or ‘phone 96 686 0735.

The PSA check for men is carried out in IMED hospitals for which I can send an e-form by email for completion.

Pamela Dawson Tasker, Presidenta Junta Local Alfaz

Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

It’s a boy!

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PHEW, IT’S been a bit of a whirl these last few days. I’ve just completed a three hundred mile drive from the Midlands through Hampshire (checking up on the old folks) into Sussex and back home for work on Monday.

But it was worth the trek because down there on the coast I finally got to meet my new grandson (I don‘t mean literally on the coast, he was in his parent‘s home - it’s still a tad cold out on the beach).

I tell you what though, waiting a whole week (that’s 168 of your Earth hours) to see him was agony - a bit like when you’re a kid and it’s only December 23rd and you want Christmas to hurry up and get here.

Anyway, I’ve realised that being a grandparent is a lot easier than being a parent. For example, you don’t have to leap up when they start crying, you don’t have to constantly feed em and, more importantly, you don’t have to change Technicolor lined nappies of varying consistencies. Nope, none of that parenty stuff - you get to cuddle them, spoil them and, if you’ve got the relevant qualifications (NVQ Grade 2 Pramulator Safety) push the pram - which I did with great alacrity along Eastbourne seafront last Sunday.

And he was such a good little boy (I say ‘little’ he’s a bit of a whopper with a birth weight of 9lb 12oz) he slept while we munched through lunch and did the ice cream thing on the beach. As we sat in the warm early spring sun, I felt tempted to raise him high above my head and show him the English Channel; you know, kind of like Kunta Kinte did in Roots. Luckily, my daughter knowing how Frank Spencer-ish I

can be thought better of this idea.

Now what advice should I give him? It should be something wise and solid - above and beyond, of course, the natural axioms like supporting the English rugby team and Seagulls, aka Brighton Hove Albion. Hmmm, it’s hard to think of something wise when you’re not wise yourself. I don’t think, “Hang on Kid, the ride begins now!” quite does it.

Or does it? What think you, dear RTN reader?

I remember long ago… “How long ago, Watts?”

Well, the nearest thing to a mobile phone was a clunky thing housed in a big red chunk of a box. Any road, it was a long time ago and my grandma’s boyfriend (I know, I know, a bit racy for the late fifties) gave me some playing cards in a leather case. He tried to teach me the game, Patience. “You can keep these,” he said. On the front was a motif that read: “Life ain’t about holding the good cards; it’s playing a bad hand well.” Do you know for years I puzzled over that. And then one day, much like a song you’ve heard for years but misunderstood the lyric, it zoomed into clear focus. “A ha,” I thought, “I get that now…” So, perhaps some slow cook advice would be best for little Finley, something to really think about.

When I think about it, I can’t remember my granddad giving me any advice. Maybe he did but it was of the

slow cook variety that I took on gradually and subconsciously. My abiding memory of him was someone that I really wanted to be with. And I guess, without getting overbearingly maudlin, that would be the line to take.

Have fun with them and let them have fun with you.

There is an Irish proverb that goes: Moi an olge agus tiocfaidh sí. I believe this to mean: “Praise the child and she will flourish.” Yup, I think I’ll go along with that one. For as long as these old knees will take it I’ll get on all fours and be the horsey… and just have fun.

Watts in Britain, up to his eyes in nappies…

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Cucaracha Club on Video and Radio

by Keith Nicol YVONNE AND Clive, undercover agents for ‘The Cucaracha Club’, slipped into the studios of TKO fm on Sunday to promote their new film. Fresh from a day of shooting a trailer with Viva TV promoting the ‘Crowd funding’ aspects of the low budget, independent production, they told their tale of how they became involved in Siesta Film Productions and how they hope this film will start to establish Torrevieja as a centre for film production on the Costa Blanca.

The Cucaracha Club is a light-hearted, spy flavoured, action thriller that is trying to shake up the cinematic world on a number of fronts. Film production is set to take place along the coast from Benidorm to Cartagena this Autumn with location scouting and permissions already being sought from local authorities. There are some incredible hotels, local hot spots and points of interest in the old town of Benidorm that will be featured. Meanwhile other often overlooked locations such as the city of Torrevieja are firmly committed to getting their name and promoting their beauty spots and tourist merits all around the globe, as the plan of Siesta Film Productions is to enter the film in a number of prestigious film festivals, looking for a distributor and spreading the word about the region. The film may also be promoted at the dozen or more Tourism Fairs where the Costa Blanca promotes the region throughout the year.

‘Crowd Funding’ and to a point ‘Kick Starting’ are not new ideas to hit the film industry, having been around for a couple of decades, but when it comes to low budget features they have become the norm. For more than 75 years, companies have been using product placement, and before it was outlawed, subliminal marketing, to promote their products to the cinema and home audience, whether you realised it or not. Step back 50 years to another spy caper, to 1964 and a certain Mr James Bond, 007 in

‘Goldfinger’, and one major promotional item comes to mind: the Aston Martin DB5. Later Omega wristwatches would become a trademark associated with 007 and more recently BMW. The Cucaracha Club is funding the production by giving local businesses, bars, cafes, hotels, etc…. the opportunity to promote themselves on a much larger stage, to a worldwide audience, offering you instant credibility and the knowledge that their marketing machine will also be promoting you at each festival they visit, along with you having a mention in the credits and the opportunity to have a bit part in the film. Hollywood Actor Al Mathews and former Eastenders Star Tom Watt have signed up as two of the major characters, and along with local actor Billie Anthony’ Gaddess will be the driving force behind gaining media attention in Hollywood and on British TV talk shows and media.

For more information contact the team at http://siestafilmproductions.com and listen to Billie on TKO, 91.9 fm this Sunday March 16th at 4pm, to hear more about the film and how you can become involved.

Dramatic rescue ends happily THE RESCUE of 14 horses from a “living hell” in Callosa De Segura by the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre Foundation (EHCRC) took a dramatic turn last Thursday. After securing legal paperwork, EHCRC working with donkey sanctuary El Refugio del Burrito were escorted to the horse dealers’ premises by six Guardia Civil officers, where they were met by television crews and members of the Spanish press as well as a crowd of onlookers. The owner of the premises was not happy that his horses were being taken: he and his family were guarding the entrance armed with sticks. The Guardia Civil officers were wonderful and with great diplomacy and skill calmed an explosive situation sufficiently to allow only Hassan and Dorothea to enter and check the horses’ condition and suitability to travel, after which permission was eventually given to take the horses to the centre in Rojales. Work on the exhausting 16-hour rescue was completed at 1am on Saturday. The horses have now settled into their new surroundings and will remain in the custody of Sue and Rod Weeding pending further legal procedures.

Winning story

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Coffee tea or me?

WOMEN’S GROUPS are outraged over a restaurant owner’s policy of asking her waitresses to strip to their underwear to please the customers. Restaurante Eric II in Tarragona, Catalonia, was featured on TV showing waitresses clad in only basques, knickers and stockings serving breakfast. Yet despite criticism from women’s rights activists from the Reus L’Violet Hora organisation, who reported the restaurant to police, owner Loli Carrillo upholds that she is not sexist but merely “trying to make a living” and “doing nothing wrong.”

She also added that on some days the girls were in fancy dress. Needless to say business is booming. Catalonia police are investigating the complaint.

TEENAGER MONTY Schebesta was presented with a framed copy of his winning entry in the Louise Clarke Writing Competition on Wednesday.

Police raid Brit bar Fiona Phillips with (from left) George, Monty and Jonny

by Jack Troughton The 14-year-old Xabia International College student wrote a thrilling revenge saga ‘Casus’ Vengeance: a story in Roman Hispania’ for the annual contest being staged in memory of the popular RTN journalist who passed away suddenly after a mystery illness.

The Austrian student was joined

by XIC colleagues Jonny Gordon and George Biddiscombe, who respectively won second and third prize. They both won book tokens. Monty, a keen sportsman who has just returned from a skiing and snowboarding school trip, said: “I read a lot of non-fiction, mainly historical texts, and thought I could write something with a bit of a moral in it.”

Fiona Phillips, Head of Secondary Edu-

cation at XIC, said there were ten entries from the school. “We had some wonderful interpretations of the Spanish adventure theme – one student wrote a story about a character called ‘Juan Direction’, which was fun. “And it was interesting everyone had a broad interpretation of the theme – the rules were quite relaxed, as long as it was good writing and an interesting story line.”

by Irena Bodnarec Last Saturday evening a British bar located in the Rincon de Loix area of Benidorm was the subject of a police raid.

The carefully planned swoop targeted predominantly expats participating in illegal gambling activities – namely bingo. They observed elderly Brits entering the premises from the rear of the building, into what is described as a specially set up area, segregated from the main bar. Some of the police involved were plain clothed undercover officers, enabling them to easily blend in.

The police confiscated several items including computers, monitors, bingo tickets and 514 euros in cash. They also identified several employees, working illegally without a contract and who had not declared their earnings.

Gambling is illegal in Spain outside of registered and authorized establishments yet it is a common sight to see boards advertising ´Eye´s Down´or ´Housey Housey´ outside many British bars. As participants you can also technically be arrested, so be cautious.

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New faces, old friends The new committee

by Jack Troughton MEMBERS OF the U3A Vall de Pop committee standing down at the Annual General Meeting were given a musical farewell by the Casual Choir.

Accompanied by guitarists Mike Burkes and Paul Perks, the choir sang a little ‘ditty’ written by Lorraine Barker.

Those stepping down at the AGM at the Carline Theatre in Alcalali included Harry Roskoss, Group Co-ordinator and his Assistant Jean Watson; Jazz Waspe, the Newsletter Editor, and Web Master Heidi Morgan.

And the new committee voted into office was made up of President Bob Welham, Treasurer Jim Lockhart and Assistant Treas-

Ex-Pat Social Club in Albir

urer Jennifer Beattie, Secretary Graham Quirck, Group Co-ordinator Stewart Beattie and his assistant Jens Bagger, Membership secretary Maureen Barrett and her assistant Thelma Cookson, Publicity Officer Carol Lockhart. Travel culture and Events Sandra Welham, and Almoner Sue Harvey.

Committee Members without specific roles are Peter Ryan, Margaret Carney, Derek Martyr, Anne Martyr, Brigid Redmond and Yvonne Flowers, who will also join the team of Almoners.

Bob Welham warmly welcomed all new committee members, thanked all the members who have been re-elected, and added his thanks to members leaving the committee for all their hard work.

by Irena Bodnarec Where can you find over 250 retired British ex-pats in one place? Answer – the Albir Garden Resort, on the outskirts of Benidorm every Tuesday morning. The ´Companians´ are an English speaking social club which welcomes all nationalities, although over 90% are British. They meet every Tuesday from 10.30am onwards – it is a huge club so a great starting point for meeting others. The club organize many weekly events such as Petanca, Whist, Table Tennis and 10 Pin bowling in addition to a very active walking club. Every Friday morning three separate walks take place, which venture far and wide – but be warned, some are serious, with 5 hour walks the norm! Quiz nights, Treasure hunts and themed party nights are some of the exciting things which they do… who said getting old is boring ! Fundraising is also high on the agenda – with regular events held to support the Emaus Children´s charity and Alzheimers throughout the course of the year.

They also arrange regular excursions, such as day trips to Murcia, Valencia and Denia but also short breaks, with a very popular 3 night trip coming up in May to the Seville Feria. Last year 140 members went on a 2 week Med cruise! The club hosts a number of dinner dances throughout the year – a great excuse to dust down those ball gowns and tuxedos. Membership to join is free – just turn up from 10.30am onwards. The official part of the meeting starts at 11.30am and a small group always heads to a local restaurant for lunch afterwards. Check out their website at: www.companians.org or contact club president Barbara Banks on 666 921 972.

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Bye Bye Benitatxell Arts Centre

by Karla Darocas

AFTER SEVEN years of serving the expat community in the Benitachell area, the Benitatxell Arts Centre has closed its doors. The centre was due for renovations and the landlord decided he no longer wished to rent it out.

Cake maker Ann Martin and her drama teacher husband Mike were the driving force behind this unique centre that specialised in dramatic productions such as Ragged Child, Dracula Spectacular, Sleeping Beauty, The Eclipse and The Ash Girl.

The centre was also well known for its holiday clubs for kids and charity fundraiser events. One of the last charity events to take

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place was Ann’s annual Ladies Spring Fair Fundraiser for MABS. Other charities who benefited from the centre were the Masons, Jayden Elworthy, Guardian Angels, Tanamera Spain, Emaus, Alexander Brown and Caritas.

Ann and Mike plan to move their holiday clubs and drama lessons to the Javea Players studio in the near future.

And Ann will take her knowledge of event organising to new venues: “I also plan to continue to attend fairs with my cupcakes and celebration cakes as well as teaching baking and cake decorating,” she explained, adding: “Mike will continue to teach drama as well as English as a second language.”

Fries with that… Good turn out for auditions

THE SAN Juan branch of the fast food chain McDonalds had a break-in, which netted the thieves an estimated 14,000€.

The perpetrators managed to break into the safe, some time after closing on Sunday night and 7:00am the following morning, when staff arrived to open up on. They gained access via the empty building next door, cutting a hole through the wall some days before having posed as workmen.

HUNDREDS TURNED out at the Hotel Melia last Friday in the pursuit to become extras for the forthcoming Benidorm series, which begins filming on 24th March. Luckily the weather was sunny and warm as they had many hours of waiting

– with the first in the queue, Lynda Boorman arriving well before 9am despite auditions not starting till 10am. ´Mediterranea Audicion´ are once again responsible with supplying the extras on set, which will be required until 27th June. The

Spanish Production manager Pere Agullo was on hand, overseeing things and even David Sant, one of the two Directors popped by. Similar to last year, this 7th series will be directed by both David and the BAFTA winning director Sandy Johnson. The cast will be arriving in the resort from this weekend – so look out, you never know who you may be sat next to!

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Facing addiction demons ADDICTS ARE being helped to get a grip on their lives and face their demons through the successful treatment and therapy offered by Mirage Minnesota Costa Blanca.

by Jack Troughton People with dependency problems – whether it is alcohol, drugs or gambling – are being helped through this unique programme of care run in association with Hospital Clinica Benidorm.

If necessary in-patient ‘detox’ takes place at the hospital, while the ongoing out-patient therapy sessions are held at Clinica Assistel, in Moraira.

Project Manager Mark de Haan told RTN that Mirage Minnesota had been successfully launched last October at the Benidorm hospital and the public were happy addiction care was now available.

Speaking at Clinica Assistel, he said: “The treatment is confidential. People can come here and remain anonymous; we very much respect the privacy of patients – what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

Treatment is based on the USA model of ‘Minnesota Treatment’ which combines the 12 step philosophy of Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous and Cocaine Anonymous with evidence-based regulated cognitive behavioural therapy.

The programme is supported by doctors and any necessary

Members of the Minnesota mirage team (from left) Mark de Haan; psychologist Renske Waagmeester; Director of Health Care Michel Odufre; and counsellor Tjakko Humelen

medication. It has proved successful in America and Holland.

“The treatment gives you a grip on your life,” Mark said.

“And the 12 steps give you back a meaning to your life.

MEANING “People think ‘what happens if I stop drinking...what’s the point of my life?’. You need a meaning to life and this gives it.”

He added: “We are here for English speaking people as well as the whole commonwealth here on the Costa Blanca.”

The Minnesota Mirage team includes a number of former addicts. “We know what it is like to be addicted and to go through the process of getting clean and sober, but they have not just been there, but they have all the diplomas and degrees to treat people – they are fully qualified.”

Mark said the programme involved total abstinence. A cocaine addict could not start drinking alcohol to compensate and an alcoholic must not start taking drugs.

“We say if you want a better life, the best way is to stop taking everything. It’s a mind thing, when people are addicted, one is too many and 1,000 are too few.”

He said addiction affected ‘normal’ people – professionals, students, housewives, construction workers and painters and decorators. “What are ‘normal’ people? They are the same people you see in the supermarket on a Saturday morning, just regular people.

“They are the people who have the capacity to reflect and face their demons and we help with that.”

Mark said there were phases in kicking a habit such as alcoholism. “There is a time you want to stop, then you stop but sometimes want a drink, and finally a phase where you are liberated – you realise you don’t need drink to live, you can enjoy yourself without a drink.”

For more information, call Mirage Minnesota on 96 649 5523 or visit www.mirageminnesota.es

Charity does swimmingly well

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Ruth Lorenzo records her song for Eurovision

by Jack Troughton JAVEA’S LEGENDARY sponsored New Year’s Day swim achieved another epic milestone this week when 1,680€ was donated to children’s charity EMAUS. This year marked the 30th anniversary of an event that attracts people prepared to get wet at the resort’s Arenal Beach – and raise money for two good causes.

Traditionally cash raised buys toys for the children cared for at the Preventorio in Gandia – often mistakenly referred to as a children’s orphanage – and in recent years any cash left over has gone to EMAUS. Organised for 17 years by Nigel and Karen Rushton, of the Lancashire Bruja Bar and took over from the Humpty Dumpty Newsagent, 2014 saw over 40 people brave a “bracing” sea – many steeling themselves against the cold and party hangovers with a flask of spirits.

Karen uses the money to buy presents for the annual Three Kings celebration at the Preventorio and donates the rest, once it is all collected, to the EMAUS children’s charity.

And as well as individual sponsorship and collection boxes passing through the hundreds of people who turn out to watch the swimmers take the plunge, money is also donated from the Lancashire Bruja’s swear box.

This year cash also came from Brenda at Bodywise, the Humpty Dumpty,

Shirley and Bob, Quick Save at Arenal, Angela and Lanky, Digbys Bar, Harley, Michael and Anthony. Karen said: “Thanks to everyone who was involved again this year.”

Pictured are (from left) Tony Grande collecting the cheque for EMAUS with Karen and Nigel at the Lancashire Bruja.

by Keith Nicol LAST WEEK Murcia native Ruth Lorenzo travelled to Madrid to record her presentation for Eurovision 2014.

DR, the Danish public television station has spent the last few months travelling throughout Europe to record the finalists for Eurovision.

Ruth Lorenzo is possibly best known for coming fifth in the fifth series of the British TV talent show The X Factor in 2008 and was also short listed to represent the UK this year.

After a hotly contested contest in Barcelona, Ruth was chosen as Spain’s choice by the telephone vote to represent Spain at Eurovision 2014. Last week she could be found recording the video to be shown in previews and

for publicity at the Royal Astronomical Observatory and Madrid’s Retiro.

“We are recording the 2014 Eurovision postcard, which is very artistic. We want to show a cheerful and carefree side to Spain”, commented the young singer, who has spent the last few days immersed in the recording of the video for the song: ‘Dancing in the Rain’. “In the coming days I expect to take part in many television promotions, and I have my fingers crossed to one day soon be able to go home to be with my family.” The song has raised a few eyebrows in certain musical circles as part of the song is sung in English, which has not pleased everyone, but producers believe this enhances their chances with the voting panels.

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The taste of Bali CELEBRITY CHEF Lonny Gerungan who has cooked up a range of events supporting children’s charities in Indonesia is to help EMAUS by giving people a taste of the Far East next month.

by Jack Troughton The Dutch chef will cook Indonesian food for as many people as possible at El Cirer, La Nucia, on Friday 4th and Saturday 5th April.

Lonny, who earned an entry in the Guinness Book of Records after creating a rice table 660 metres long for 1,200 people, will watch La Nucia turned into the tropical paradise of Bali for the two days.

The Original Charity Shop and Library in

Javea has sponsored ‘Lonny 4 EMAUS’ with a 500€ donation and has further donated 500€ direct to the charity which cares for disadvantaged children on the Costa Blanca.

For more information about the event, visit www.lonny4emaus.es or contact one of the organisers Pico de Jong at pico@lonny4emaus.es Pictured is Pico accepting the cheque from volunteers of the Original Charity Shop and Library.

He’s coming back!

GORDON RAMSAY is heading for a new Costa del Nightmare as he prepares a new series of Channel 4 programmes featuring British-owned troubled restaurants in Spain. Ramsey shot a series in Spain in 2007 in the Costa del Sol. During his second series based in Spain the culinary world’s favourite multimillionaire potty-mouthed Michelin-starred chef will apply his legendary profit-boosting talents to the task of turning around restaurants that have suffered losses as a result of the economic crisis. He will overhaul décor, staff, menus and staff to help put bums firmly back on seats for struggling restaurant owners. Surely compulsory viewing!

Stock in trade

By Jack Troughton THE CHARITY Shop run by MABS Cancer Support Group Benidorm is looking for new stock from three piece suites to brica-brac.

The shop team hope people downsizing or buying new furniture might consider a donation of unwanted furniture from large pieces down to a coffee table – the charity might even be able to collect.

Volunteers also hope people might consider searching cupboards for kitchen pans, ornaments, or odd pieces of tableware

– along with towels and bedding – they all help stock the shelves.

And anyone with a few hours to spare might consider joining the charity shop team and help out.

Call Allan, shop manager, on 634 336 229, or centre manager Richie on 603 535 271, Monday to Friday between 10am and 2pm.

The centre is on the top road in La Cala Finestrat, opposite the Friday Market, and alongside the car showroom and its distinctive flags – they share the same entrance.

Boy’s talk

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Have a flutter

By Jack Troughton RACE FANS can enjoy a night at the races on Tuesday 25th March at the El Cid Restaurant in Benidoleig in aid of Jalon Valley HELP. The night is hosted by entertainer Matt Curtis and tickets are 12.50€, including a two course meal with bread and alioli. To get under starter’s orders at 7pm for 7.30pm and make a booking call 625 349 599 or email jeansanet@hotmail.co.uk

BMW K model Convention

The 3C’s at work

by Jack Troughton ‘CHAPS CHAT and Coffee’ is a menonly group of the U3A Marina Baixa that meets every Thursday morning at the Social centre in Albir. More popularly known as the ‘3C’s’, the guys get together at 10.30am to enjoy a cup of coffee and spend around two hours discussing current events, interests,

and personal experiences – there is no pre-determined agenda.

The group was started in November 2012 by Geoff Mitchell for male members of U3A who might enjoy an opportunity to relax and informally chat – and other guys are welcome to join a group that does exactly what it says on the tin.

For more information visit

www.u3amarinabaixa.com or go to the Facebook page U3A Marina Baixa.

Those without access to a computer can also ring Joan Flint on 96 586 1226 or 663 637 167.

The next general meeting of the U3A Marina Baixa will be on Monday 24th March at the Social Centre, Albir (near Mercadona) at 10.30am for 11.00am start.

by Irena Bodnarec THE COSTA Blanca was the venue for the annual Komando Alicante convention – traditionally held on the first weekend of March. Over 100 BMW bikers gathered from as far afield as Portugal and France with their various K Models. Red was the original colour and although production stopped some years back there was one among the many, now a rare and rather valuable piece of machinery. On Saturday the bikers were given a special private tour of the Valor Chocolate factory in Villa Joyosa before heading back to Campello, where they were based.

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Expats looking for love YOU HAVE already made the biggest move of your life by relocating to Spain, and who could blame you with all the pleasures Espanola has to offer.

Waking up every morning in idyllic surroundings, lively culture, new friends, great food and of course the amazing weather - but is there one element still missing?

Are you looking for that special someone to share your exciting new life with?

A companion to share a bottle of wine with… and watch the sun set over San Miguel or Torrevieja while making plans for the future. Happy hour with added amour…

So what’s a lonely Expat to do?

Starting a new romance in Spain can be hard, juggling work - life balance, while trying to sift through the holiday makers for something more permanent and less sunburnt.

Whether you are looking for friendship, some sexy excitement or that special person to spend this new chapter of

your life with, help is at hand. Young, old, single, divorced, man or woman, Hotels TV Alicante would like to hear from you.

We are working alongside a Spanish based, English-speaking film company to produce a series of 10 shows along the Costa Blanca.

We need single people living on the Costa Blanca who would like to meet

someone here in Spain. One of our matchmakers will contact you to find out what sends your heart a flutter.

All we need from you is an email outlining who you are and what you’re looking for in a partner: don’t forget to attach a photograph.

We’re able: are you willing? costablanca@hotels.tv

Score yourself a new Samsung tablet PENNICK BLACKWELL Financial Services are offering a free Samsung Tablet along with your Pension Transfer and 30% Lump Sum with Pennick Blackwell QROPS. The offer applies to any new customer who contacts the company throughout the month of March. You will receive your free tablet when your funds are transferred.

And if you introduce a friend who completes transfer you also get a free night at a Costa Blanca hotel!

Call Pennick Blackwell Financial Services on 865 674 038 or 0034 657 076 055, visit www.pennickblackwell.com see Facebook page facebook. com/pennickblackwell or pop into the office at Avda. Albir 73 for a quick chat.

Benidorm hits UK streets

BENIDORM IS bringing a splash of colour to the UK’s rainsoaked streets, promoted in major cities throughout the UK on billboards, taxis and even passenger seats. Following a 9% increase in UK visitors and a top performance last year as one of Britain’s favourite tourist destinations, Benidorm is being advertised in bus and train stations in Birmingham, Newcastle Manchester, Glasgow and Liverpool, represented on a total of 53 panels, 106 taxis and 122 seats!

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legal

by

Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

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No random acts of kindness from the Spanish Tax Authority WOULD YOU do a good deed if you didn’t anticipate a reward of some kind from it? The concept of the random act of kindness has taken root. In case you haven’t heard of this, there is even a website dedicated to it: http://www.randomactsofkindness.org/:

Wikipedia describe it as ‘a selfless act performed by a person or people wishing to either assist or cheer up an individual person or people’.

The key word here is that it should be ‘selfless’. A random act of kindness is not for your benefit but just to make (hopefully) someone happy. In most case the actions we take are based upon our own needs or wishes, no matter how altruistic we think we are. That’s why it’s a bonus that there are benefits to making a Spanish resident tax declaration.

As a reminder, most residents are required to present their annual resident tax declaration before 30th June and declare their worldwide income for tax purposes.

Having made a resident tax declaration it is easier for you to obtain a fiscal residency certificate. This certificate then acts as evidence that you really have been resident and can help prevent you having 3% of the sale price of your house retained. It also helps you reduce or eliminate inheritance tax.

We’re not talking about paltry sums of money either. For example, where the husband or wife of a couple living in the Comunidad Valenciana dies, the remaining spouse inheriting 50% of the property,

benefits from a 95% reduction on the value of the property (i.e. tax calculated only on 5%), plus another 100,000€ tax free allowance. If, after these reductions have been made, there remains an amount of tax to pay, a further 75% discount is applicable.

In most cases such as this, the inheritance tax will be zero where a property is valued at less than ½ a million euros and is jointly owned. However, if you cannot prove you are a fiscal resident or are a non-resident then you only have approximately 16,000€ of tax free allowance.

This means that for any property owned jointly and valued over 32,000€ on the death of one spouse there will be inheritance tax to pay. This could work out at around 3,250€ for a property worth 100,000€.

We have seen cases where someone who has classed themselves as a resident has not been acknowledged as such by the Spanish Tax Authority because they have not been able to demonstrate their fiscal residency status. Just having the green residency certificate or card is not sufficient to prove it. It is your responsibility to make sure you have the evidence. After all, if there’s one source you can’t expect a random act of kindness from, it’s the Spanish Tax Authority.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

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legal

by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

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Real estate in Spain LIABILITIES OF previous house owner to third parties (utility supply companies).

SOME MONTHS ago we bought a property in Moraira. We received the first electricity bill and an unpleasant surprise. The amount due corresponds almost entirely to the former owner. When we entered the property we took the values of the meter to know our part. We have tried to clear things with the former owner, but he refuses to take any action.

Are we in danger of having our electricity supply cut off if we do not pay this bill? Can we force the former owner to attend his obligations?

This situation makes it necessary to highlight the convenience of checking the current situation of a property before buying it. You should not only confirm the legal situation of the property, but also check all debts of the previous ownership. Certain outstanding liabilities are likely to be transmitted to the new owner.

It is essential to check the account status with all supplying firms to solve any future incidence. This

information will avoid problems, as you can require the current owner to settle his debts, or you can retain the funds from the purchase price to pay the debt(s) and assure there will be no problems in the future.

In case the acquisition has already taken place, you should clear the issue with the supplying company and obtain their “written” confirmation that the debt is not yours as they have your application for change of ownership with the date, the meter reading and your personal data.

However, the supplying companies generally refuse a separate invoicing (to each his own), as they understand that the consumption is linked to the property and now you are the owner, but this point can be questioned.

You would have the following options: a) You pay the total bill and start the proceeding against the previous owner to claim your money back. b) You can try to split from the existing contract and apply for a completely new one. The debt would not

affect you any more.

This second option involves high costs, as the companies generally demand to purchase and install a new meter, a new connection, etc. Thus, depending on the amount of the debt, the costs could be higher than the amount due.

Problem prevention is preferable to problem solving.

Therefore we recommend you to thoroughly check the possible debts of the previous owner. The resulting information will help you to take precautions and avoid problems.

Do you have questions or doubts regarding your proposed purchase? Do you want confirmation that everything is in order? Our expert team will be pleased to advise and assist you.

You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

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currency

Choosing the right company

by

Kevin Wright

Account Manager, Costa Blanca North

WHEN CHOOSING a partner to handle your foreign exchange transactions you want assurances that the company is legitimate and that your funds are secure.

There are several ways of doing this, such as checking a company’s website for information, reviewing their public accounts or studying their credit rating.

by the Financial Conduct Authority for the provision of payment services. Moneycorp FRM is authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority for the conduct of designated investment business.

Here are some of the questions you should ask when considering a company to handle FX transactions on your behalf:

HOW LONG HAS THE COMPANY BEEN IN OPERATION? Moneycorp has been dealing in foreign exchange since 1979.

IS THE COMPANY AUTHORISED BY THE FCA? TTT Moneycorp Limited is authorised and regulated

WHAT IS THE COMPANY’S DUN & BRADSTREET RATING? Moneycorp has a Dun & Bradstreet rating of 4A1*.

WHAT IS THE COMPANY’S DUN & BRADSTREET MAXIMUM CREDIT? The Dun & Bradstreet Maximum Credit Rating for Moneycorp is £23,333,500 at 31 December 2012.

Rating may change over time.

Moneycorp, the UK’s only fully integrated foreign exchange operator, has reported substantial growth in its unaudited 2013 year end trading update, as it continues to implement its expansion strategy.

2013 HIGHLIGHTS Gross profit up 149% in 2012 Total business growth EBITDA up 59% year on year or 100% on a pro-forma basis International Payments business at revenue generated a growth of 13% accelerating as the year progressed Retail business growth of 58% revenue Significant growth in online channel sales, with online transactions up 48% Over £10b currency trades in 2013 39 new airport stores, including Heathrow, Gatwick and Stansted.

Mark Horgan, CEO of Moneycorp said: “The international payments market is poorly served by the high street banks yet they still retain around 80 per cent of the market in the UK. “Our pricing, systems, innovative products and expert service give us a competitive edge over the high street banks, and in 2014 we’ll be competing aggressively to grow our share of this market.”

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Wincham attending Home, Gardens & Lifestyle Exhibition, Calpe, Alicante

Company Director and Spanish Tax Consultant

WINCHAM CONSULTANTS has experienced an increased demand in enquiries from Spanish property owners worrying about the issue of Spanish Inheritance Tax (IHT).

Mark Roach

The Company has recently expanded their operation from offices in the Costa Blanca and Costa del Sol along the coast to include the Costa Calida.

Wincham will be at the Home, Gardens and Lifestyle Exhibition (stands 4 &5) 3rd & 4th April at The Diamante Beach Hotel, Calpe, offering new and existing clients the opportunity to discuss their personal circumstances on a one-to-one basis, providing a free of charge Inheritance Tax illustration.

Before contacting Wincham most property owners are either unaware or have been misled about the potential financial burden their beneficiaries may face upon their death. The surviving partner, or beneficiaries, may have a tax bill which exceeds the value of the entire Spanish asset being inherited plus the cost of obtaining probate in more than one country.

The Wincham solution to the IHT/ISD problem in Spain is for the owner/s to invest their Spanish property into a new UK company where the owners are both the shareholders and directors and remain in complete control of their asset. (There is no 7-10% Property Transfer Tax payable on this transaction).

The property then becomes a UK company owned asset and as such comes under UK tax law. Any transfers between a husband and wife in the UK are tax exempt. Each individual has an allowance of ÂŁ325,000 before IHT is payable in the UK and a couple would therefore have a combined allowance of ÂŁ650,000.

Professionals at Wincham in the UK and Spain are onhand to help clients through this process as smoothly as possible. There are many taxation benefits when investing a property into your own UK Limited Company together with the ability to structure the ownership of the Company to suit Beneficiaries needs

Wincham Consultants Limited, Wincham House, Greenfield Farm Trading Estate, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 4TR, England.

(Wincham Consultants also have offices located on the Costa Blanca and the Costa del Sol) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.winchamiht.com

in a way that is simply not possible under Spanish law.

If you would like to meet with one of our trained Consultants at the exhibition or to be updated on future Wincham events and to find out more about the implications of Spanish IHT and the legal steps you can take to avoid it please visit www.winchamiht.com to register your details, or telephone a Consultant directly on (Spain) 96 583 0991 or (UK) 0044 (0)1260 299 700.

Wincham International is also able to assist with Legal, Accountancy, Will Writing and Probate issues in both the UK and Spain.

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money

Retirement Options Unveiled!

by

Keith Littlewood International Financial Adviser

I HAVE had a lot of enquiries lately from clients requesting advice on what to do with their Pension Funds at retirement.

THE ANSWER is that there is no ‘one size fits all’ – there are a multitude of things to consider, some of which being: where resident; nationality; age; sex; lump sum; tax status; existing savings; risk profile; annuity rate; company invested with; type of scheme; marital status; death benefit… the list is endless so please do not be surprised if the stock answer is: “It depends.”

What is essential is that if you have a company or private pension scheme from the UK do not just accept the first offer that comes along. There have been many financial articles published in the press recently slating financial firms for giving poor value annuities and ‘ripping off’ pension pots. The truth is that in their paperwork they will always recommend that you seek Independent Financial Advice but what normally happens is that a retiree just wants to gets the paperwork sent back because they do not really understand it.

Make sure that an Independent Financial Adviser looks at your scheme and looks at all the alternatives available for you and YOUR circumstances. This can only be done if a full analysis of your present and future situation takes place and

all the alternatives are explored.

I saw one client last week and the difference in income obtained by shopping around was more than £6,000 per annum. Another client from last year started receiving pension benefits before seeing me and it was too late to get a tax free amount of £75,000 as he had already purchased an annuity. He was unaware this lump sum was available from his pension and he could have used to pay off debts.

In today’s financial climate it is essential you do everything you can to make sure your money is safe and secure and what you want to transpire in the future has the best chance of happening.

If you need advice or if have any questions regarding the above you can contact me on 657 684 094 or email keith.littlewood@blacktowerfm.com

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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home & garden

Problems with fruit trees

by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

RECENT QUESTIONS sent to me on gardeninginspain@hotmail.com and also asked at recent talks indicate that fruit trees, especially citrus trees, continue to be a problem. There is not sufficient space in a weekly article to cover all the issues recently raised but all are covered in the book ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain – From Strawberries to Oranges and Melons’.

For this week I have selected the following questions to answer: Why do small fruit fall off recently planted fruit trees?

Generally this is due to the fact that the plant needs to give priority to the development of a good root ball before it can extract sufficient nutrients from the soil to support the development of fruits to ripeness.

Why do many citrus trees become stunted after five or six years?

In many cases it is because the roots were not separated out when the tree was planted. Roots that were intertwined have now developed as a tight corkscrew probably strangling the tree. How to plant is illustrated on page 65 of the book mentioned above.

My mandarin fruits are still green and sour but my neighbour’s turned orange several months ago and they have eaten them all. What should we do?

The answer is to be patient. You have obviously

purchased a later fruiting variety. If you like mandarins over a long period of time plant four trees – An early season one, an early mid-season one, a late mid-season and a late season one.

Should we harvest all the fruit on a tree at the same time as the commercial growers do?

Unless you are selling them the answer is no. It is wisest to harvest individual fruit as they ripen. The only way to be sure that mandarins are ripe and sweet is to eat one. Normally the first fruits to ripen are the low ones on the south-facing side ripened by direct sun rays and by reflected heat from the surface of the soil. The last to ripen will be those on the north side, hidden in the centre of the tree.

Our apricots are attacked by insects as soon as they are fully ripe. What should I do?

Pick your fruit about five days earlier while they are still firm. They can be eaten raw within a couple of days and surplus fruits can be frozen, cooked or eaten raw.

Last year our olives dried up and could not be used for oil. What could I have done?

October and November were exceptionally hot and there was no rain. Two things happened: there were exceptional attacks by fruit flies looking for moisture and the roots of trees could not extract sufficient water to prevent the fruits from drying out. Irrigated olive groves escaped the problem.

If you have questions do sent them in or visit

my Gardening and Lifestyle question and answer stand on the 3rd and 4th April at the Homes Gardens and Lifestyle Show at the Diamante Beach Hotel in Calpe from 10am to 5pm. I will have a few books with me that can be autographed if you wish. I am probably on Stand 66.

If you are a walker I would be happy to chat about my walk across Spain now described in the Amazon Book ‘Our 52Day Retirement Adventure Along the Spanish Pyrenees’.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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CHARLIE DIMMOCK and Mark Stacey are at the exciting International Homes Gardens & Lifestyle Show, the Diamante Beach Hotel, Calpe, on Thursday 3rd & Friday 4th April 2014 from 10am to 5pm.

Talks; presentations; gardening and gastronomy; art and darts; outside doors to chests of drawers; healthy products and services to beds and beauty…

Visit the free Pimms Bar with main sponsors HiFX; wander through the Art Gallery sponsored by Avalon and vote for your favourite painting. Enjoy watching the cooking demonstrations and the Costa’s Cook-Off! Mark Stacey of popular antique programmes Flog It! and Bargain Hunt will value your antiques in his ‘Cash in the Underbuild’ stand: No 15 in the upstairs Lifestyle Exhibition from 11.30am till 3.30pm, both days.

Take your gardening questions to Charlie Dimmock of Ground Force. Watch her working with Charlesworth Gardens in the stunning outside Showcase Garden on Thursday afternoon and Friday morning. Charlie will be at the indoor demo area at 2.30pm on Thursday 3rd and 2pm on Friday 4th April. Other experts include gardener and author Dick Handscombe.

The Costa’s Cook Off! Each round at 12 noon and 3pm will

have two chefs, two bags of food and 20 minutes - you decide the winning dish - the Red Chilli Peppers or the Green Olive kitchen! Sponsored by Cambridge 800: also on hand with healthy cookery demos at 12.30pm and 3.30pm each day.

Participate in Wincham International’s Selection Box for your chance to follow the show route.

Collect four stamps and enter the FREE draw to win a fantastic selection of Homes and Garden related prizes including a Luxury Weekend Spa Break at the Diamante Beach!

Golden Leaves and Millie Munro Services will host ‘Crack the Safe’ offering the chance to win 500€ in cash!’ Guess the safe combination number on stands 20 & 21!

Interiors and home related experts are in the downstairs bar area: fabrics, soft furnishings, art and ceramics - and chocolates!

Enjoy a fantastic day out with GM Promotions – entry is just 2.50€ per person! Pick up a show guide and a glass of free cava - enjoy two activity fun-packed days bursting with inspiration!

WIN TWO FREE TICKETS TO THE SHOW AND VIP SEATS AT THE COSTA COOK OFF! Just answer the following question: Where was Charlie Dimmock born?

Email your answer to sueinthesun@hotmail.co.uk See local press and www.gmpromotions.es for more details or call 634 399 125.

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How to get there:

From Alicante

Paris in the spring

By Maggie Foster WE WALKED. And walked. And walked. And, do you know, we actually enjoyed every single minute of our time in what is arguably the best city in the world - Paris.

The place just oozes atmosphere, so much so that even if you can’t get Only into some of the buildings housing many of the world’s most fabulous art treasures it doesn’t really matter.

You can get just as much of a buzz simply by strolling - along the banks of per pers on the Seine, up and down the trendy boulevards, through the many and varied parks and along the centuries old side-streets.

20th September - 3 nights Our hotel was just an easy stroll to the Right Bank of the Seine, the river Return flight from Alicante to from which all of Paris takes its lead.

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Notre Dame, every bit as overwhelmingly impressive as you might imagine, 4* La Villa Beaumarchais hotel was no problem to wander around.

Norman price 710€ pp The Orangerie, housing Monet’s famous Waterlilies murals along with a whole host of other Impressionist masterpieces was breathtaking as well.

And not far from our hotel we discovered a real gem, the Musee de Carnavalet, a clutch of perfectly preserved, very grand, 17th century Parisian y l n O homes and gardens which house the entire history of the French capital.

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times, through the upheaval of the Revolution and well into the 20th Century. Entire rooms have been shipped here from all corners, then rebuilt, recapturing the essence of a variety of eras.

For amazing atmosphere, take the Metro, then make the steep climb to the Sacre Coeur, in the district of Montmartre. The church is as awe-inspiring as the views across Paris and beyond, while down below and around the corner the place bustles with pavement artists. It’s all just brilliant.

Getting around is easy. Montmartre aside, it’s pretty flat and there’s always the Metro or the river buses. Eating out is no problem, either, unless you call a super-abundance of dining places, catering for all conceivable tastes, a problem.

Guide books are actually quite useful for locating recommended restaurants and give an idea of the costs too.

All too soon our short break in Paris was over. And it was time to be whisked away back home and a chance to put our feet up. They may have ached a bit from all that walking but it was well worth a visit. We simply can’t wait to go back there.

Life

Andy Ormiston’s Cameo’s and Outlook

By Keith Nicol IF ANYONE is interested in the history of Torrevieja and the Vega Baja, you probably need to look no further than to Torrevieja Resident Andy Ormiston. Scotsman Andy moved to Torrevieja with his Spanish wife and family back in 1986 and over the years has been involved in a variety of professions from property sales through journalism to organising major charity events. Now well and truly retired, his hobby continues to be his writing, be it for magazines, newspapers, books or his newest venture, Torrevieja Outlook.

Andy is well known in local circles for his charity work, as the father of local award winning, singer-songwriter Shani, the inspiration behind the original Torrevieja Fiesta calendar and the most comprehensive English Language history book about the evolution of the City of Salt, ‘Torrevieja Cameos’.

Torrevieja Cameos was first published in 2008 and the first edition of the book is almost sold out, but with a possible Kindle and iPad version in the pipeline. It chronicles the evolution of the city until 1899, with his second volume covering the 20th century, just about ready to go, and only requiring the funding to print the book, although again, an electronic version is under consideration. The original book is full of great photographs and marvellous stories about the town since its earliest settlers including accounts of the earthquake of 1829, tales of smuggling, the salt trade and all that has shaped Torrevieja as she is today.

Having a few mobility problems with hips and knees has meant that Andy has been unable to get out and about as much as he would like to, and so his newest venture is one he can do from the comfort of a sidewalk café or relaxing at home, an online magazine that’s free and non profit, providing details of many aspects of local life, what’s happening and where to go around the region. This month Andy looks in depth at the Semana Santa processions and what this means to the Spanish people, plus the celebration of the tenth anniversary of Torrevieja’s largest float being carried by Spain’s first international and non denominational cofradia, Los Costaleros. You can check out what’s happening by visiting issuu.com and searching for Andy Ormiston. You can also reach Andy by email at: aormi@hotmail.com.

Local Historian and writer Andy Ormiston with a copy of his book, Torrevieja Cameos

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showbiz goss

by Peter

Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Two new best friends doing it for

TODAY’S MAIN feature may come as a bit of a surprise to a few of you who know my feelings about the world of reality television. I am referring here to a show that opened last Sunday in the US of A that will unfold around super-mega bad girl Lindsay Lohan, and the first thing that caught my eye is that they´ve not come up with a catchy title for it, simply calling it ´Lindsay.´ This is the first piece of information that has got me believing that we might well get reality TV in the true sense of the word. The second and hugely more important piece of info is that the show about the troubled 27 year old singer and actress will go out on Oprah Winfrey’s own network, yep! … Oprah has got her own network. This has all come about after Lindsay recently appeared on The Oprah Show over a number of weeks and how it seems the two ladies have become good friends. Lindsay told Extra Magazine “it’s pretty raw, obviously it’s TV, so things will be edited which I can’t control, but I do know that my intentions going into it were really pure and really honest ... I appreciate all that’s happened and all that Oprah has done for me,” … heartfelt stuff indeed. You may recall that New York born Lindsay has been front page news for the last couple of years, having spent time in prison for jewellery theft, and been in so many rehab centres she´s got a season ticket. Lindsay waxed lyrical about her new best friend saying how she looks up to the person she calls ´The Hollywood Legend´ then saying “I love that I can call Oprah on the phone, and be like, ‘Oprah, can we talk right now?’ and she calls me within two minutes.” It’s all about USTV here, but if it comes out the way I think it will, for sure it will make it over the pond.

Celebrity Clips ANGELIC SINGER Ellie Goulding admitted in an interview with Sky Arts last week that she was a ´crazy teenager´ saying “I was a bit of a rebel when I was 14, I had long black hair, I had piercings and I liked heavy metal music, and

I definitely had a period of hard drinking,” hey hey! … Ellie sang at a private do after the Wills and Kate wedding … minus piercings?

Jared Leto appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres’s talk show in the US after being awarded the Oscar for best supporting actor in Dallas Buyers Club, and admitted to not having watched the film yet. “I´ve not seen it yet, I think one day I will watch it, because I’ll be curious at some point,” … I wonder

how high a chair he was sitting on.

We track back to the Oscars and to Harry Styles of One Direction. Harry was invited, and went to, Harvey Weinstein’s exclusive pre-Oscars bash, and he´s only come away with an offer to appear in a movie called ´Wicked.´1D have not seen or been in touch with each other for 3 months ... Is Heartthrob Harry Heading for Hollywood!!

We close out CC today with another

visit to the Oprah Winfrey camp. She helped Lindsay Lohan as you´ve just read, and she has only gone and done it again, but this time in the most bizarre set of circumstances. A woman tweeted how she would love to have a dress Oprah wore in a magazine shoot, and the talk show host only obliged … how cool is that!

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Friday 14th March BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Watchdog Test House 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 17:15 Flog It! Trade Secrets 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 Jonathan Creek 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 New Tricks 24:35 Would I Lie to You?

07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Countryside 999 08:50 Watchdog Test House 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 11:05 Pound Shop Wars 11:35 The Travel Show 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 A to Z of TV Cooking 14:20 War Walks 14:50 British Isles: A Natural History 15:40 Cagney & Lacey 16:25 Bergerac 17:15 Are You Being Served?

17:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 I Was There: The Great War Interviews 23:00 QI

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Student Nurses: Bedpans and Bandages 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Edge of Heaven 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Americans 24:35 The Americans

07:10 Will & Grace 07:35 Will & Grace 08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Undercover Boss Canada 12:25 Live Paralympic Winter Games 13:30 Channel 4 News 13:35 Channel 4 Racing 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympic Winter Games Highlights 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 The Last Leg 23:50 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Dangerous Drivers’ School 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Diagnosis Murder 16:15 Desperate Escape 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 Soho Blues 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 CSI: NY

07:00 Emmerdale 08:00 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 White Chicks 24:20 Take Me Out

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Troy 22:00 Beverly Hills Cop II 24:05 How I Met Your Mother 24:35 How I Met Your Mother

Saturday 15th March BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Football Focus 13:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 13:15 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 15:30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 17:35 Live Six Nations Rugby Union 20:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 20:15 The Voice UK 21:35 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 22:25 Casualty 23:15 BBC News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day

07:10 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 07:40 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 08:10 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 08:40 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 09:10 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 09:40 Life on Earth 10:35 Life on Earth 11:30 Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 12:00 Great British Railway Journeys 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:15 Mary Berry Cooks 13:45 Talking Pictures 14:35 Rope 15:55 Formula 1 17:25 Final Score 18:30 Llanelly House Restored 19:30 Flog It! 20:30 Dad’s Army 21:00 The Perfect Morecambe & Wise 21:30 The Culture Show 22:30 QI 23:00 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 23:30 Page Eight

07:00 Dino Dan 07:10 Dino Dan 07:25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 07:45 Canimals 07:55 Canimals 08:00 Canimals 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Om Nom Stories 08:20 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 10:30 Dinner Date 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:34 ITV Central Weather 12:35 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 13:05 The Unforgettable 13:35 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 14:30 Midsomer Murders 16:25 Zookeeper 18:30 ITV News Central 18:40 ITV News and Weather 19:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 21:20 The Cube 22:20 The Americans 23:15 ITV News and Weather 23:30 The Return

06:45 Live Paralympic

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 City of Friends 08:50 Little Princess 09:05 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:20 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Access 11:15 Police 5 11:45 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 12:45 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

13:45 The Hotel Inspector 14:45 Kate & Leopold 16:55 Columbo: Publish or Perish 18:25 Columbo: Prescription Murder 20:05 NCIS 21:00 NCIS 22:00 NCIS 22:55 5 News Weekend 23:00 Live Boxing

07:00 Emmerdale 09:40 Coronation Street 12:05 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 13:00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 14:00 The Only Way Is Essex 14:45 The Only Way Is Essex 15:30 The Hot Desk 15:40 Flipper 17:40 Britain’s Got More Talent 18:40 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 20:35 Batman and Robin 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Crazy Beaches 24:20 40 Days and 40 Nights

07:00 Switched 07:25 Ugly Betty 08:10 Make It or Break It 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rules of Engagement 11:30 How I Met Your Mother 12:00 How I Met Your Mother 12:30 Rules of Engagement 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 Rules of Engagement 14:30 Rules of Engagement 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Rude(ish) Tube 17:30 Rude(ish) Tube 18:00 2 Broke Girls 18:30 2 Broke Girls 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Tomorrow People 22:00 Aliens

Sunday 16th March

Winter Games 12:00 Live Paralympic Winter Games 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:45 Come Dine with Me 19:10 Channel 4 News 19:35 Paralympic Winter Games Highlights 20:05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 21:00 Hostages 22:00 Limitless 24:05 The Rum Diary

Flipper 15:40

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07:00 Breakfast 08:25 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:00 Formula 1 17:00 Deadly 60 on a Mission 17:35 Lifeline 17:45 Escape to the Country 18:15 Songs of Praise 18:50 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:15 Blandings 19:45 Countryfile 20:45 The Voice UK 22:00 The Musketeers 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:25 Minority Report

07:00 I Know Where I’m Going!

08:30 Monty Don’s Italian Gardens 09:30 Countryfile 10:25 Gardeners’ World 10:55 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:25 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:10 Michel Roux’s Service 14:10 Michel Roux’s Service 15:10 Rear Window 17:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 17:30 Collectaholics 18:30 End of the Pier Show 19:00 The Hairy Bikers: Restoration Road Trip 20:00 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 21:00 Top Gear 22:00 Fast and Fearless: Britain’s Banger Racers 23:00 Mock the Week Looks Back at 23:35 Line of Duty 24:35 The Shooting Party

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Om Nom Stories 08:15 Om Nom Stories 08:20 Sooty 08:30 Scrambled!

10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12:20 ITV News and Weather 12:29 ITV Central Weather 12:30 River Monsters 13:30 Crocodile Hunter Diaries 14:35 All Star Family Fortunes 15:20 Agatha Christie’s Marple 17:15 The Man with the Golden Gun 19:35 ITV News Central 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Catchphrase 21:00 Harry’s South Pole Heroes 22:00 Mr Selfridge 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 You Saw Them Here First 24:15 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union

06:30 Live Paralympic

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 Emmerdale 10:25 Coronation Street 13:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 14:00 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 Babe: Pig in the City 16:55 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 18:20 About a Boy 20:15 Mr Bean’s Holiday 22:00 Educating Joey Essex 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Party Wright Around the World 24:50 The Big Reunion

23:05 Terminator: Salvation

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Mio Mao 09:20 Angelina Ballerina 09:35 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 09:40 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers Super Samurai 11:35 Power Rangers Megaforce 12:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 12:25 Big Momma’s: Like Father, like Son 14:30 Dr Dolittle 3 16:20 Arthur and the Invisibles 18:05 The Haunted Mansion 19:45 5 News Weekend 19:50 Hellboy II: the Golden Army 22:00 Killer Elite 24:15 On Deadly Ground

07:00 Switched 07:25 Make It or Break It 08:15 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:35 Revenge 14:35 Rude(ish) Tube 15:00 Rude(ish) Tube 15:30 2 Broke Girls 16:00 2 Broke Girls 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 The Tomorrow People 18:00 Troy 19:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Mission: Impossible 23:15 Rude Tube 24:15 My Mad Fat Diary

Winter Games 11:30 Sunday Brunch 14:25 The Big Bang Theory 14:50 The Simpsons 15:20 The Simpsons 15:50 Deal or No Deal 16:45 Paralympic Winter Games: Closing Ceremony 18:55 Channel 4 News 19:30 The Floods That Foiled New Year: Caught on Camera 20:30 Live from Space

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07:05 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 07:35 Homes Under the Hammer 08:35 Countryside 999 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 The Restaurant Man 11:05 Great British Railway Journeys 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 A to Z of TV Cooking 14:20 War Walks 14:50 British Isles: A Natural History 15:40 Cagney & Lacey 16:25 Bergerac 17:15 Are You Being Served?

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18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Mary Berry Cooks 22:00 The Plantagenets 23:00 The Culture Show 23:30 Newsnight

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 I Never Knew That About Britain 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Widower 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Agenda 24:05 The Secret Mediterranean with Trevor McDonald

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Coach Trip 13:40 River Cottage Bites 13:50 Ride the High Country 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Shop Secrets: Tricks of the Trade 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 23:50 Gogglebox 24:50 Troy

07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Benidorm ER 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Accidental Witness 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

23:00 The Big `Can’t Pay’ Debt Debate 24:00 Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

09:00 Dinner Date 10:00 Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

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21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Mom 22:30 Mom 23:00 The 40 Year Old Virgin

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 Revenge 23:00 My Mad Fat Diary 24:00 How I Met Your Mother

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07:05 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 07:35 Homes Under the Hammer 08:35 Rip Off Britain: Food 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 Great British Garden Revival 11:05 Great British Railway Journeys 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Super League Show 14:45 British Isles: A Natural History 15:35 Cagney & Lacey 16:25 Bergerac 17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

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18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Great British Sewing Bee 22:00 An Hour to Save Your Life 23:00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme 23:30 Newsnight

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Live UEFA Champions League 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time 24:35 Crocodile Hunter Diaries

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 13:50 Bend of the River 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Kirstie’s Best of Both Worlds 22:00 Food Prices: The Shocking Truth 23:00 Undercover Doctor: Cure Me, I’m Gay 24:00 Coppers

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Hotel Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Cries in the Dark 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 The Big `Can’t Pay’ Debt Debate 20:00 Highland Emergency 20:30 Police 5 21:00 Benidorm ER 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 23:55 Body of Proof 24:55 Body of Proof

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

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21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 American Pie 2

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 The Mindy Project 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 The Mindy Project 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:05 Rude Tube 21:15 Doctor Dolittle 23:00 Troy 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

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07:00 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 07:30 Homes Under the Hammer 08:30 Rip Off Britain: Food 09:15 Wanted Down Under 10:00 Inside the Animal Mind 11:00 Food & Drink 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 The Budget 2014 16:00 Coast 16:25 Bergerac 17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

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18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Collectaholics 22:00 Line of Duty 23:00 W1A 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 An Hour to Save Your Life

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:15 Budget 2014 - An ITV News Special 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 You Saw Them Here First 22:00 Law & Order: UK 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 On Assignment 24:10 Harry’s South Pole Heroes

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 River Cottage Bites 14:00 The Badlanders 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Secret Eaters 22:00 Peter Kay Live at the Bolton Albert Halls 23:00 First Dates 23:55 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Gadget Show 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Virtual Lies 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Dangerous Drivers’ School 21:00 Born to Kill?

22:00 NCIS 23:00 Castle 23:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

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21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Party Wright Around the World 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Educating Joey Essex 24:50 The Big Reunion

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Happy Endings 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 My Mad Fat Diary

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07:05 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 07:35 Homes Under the Hammer 08:35 Rip Off Britain: Food 09:20 Wanted Down Under 10:05 Fake or Fortune?

11:05 Gardeners’ World 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Lifeline 14:10 War Walks 14:40 British Isles: A Natural History 15:40 Cagney & Lacey 16:25 Bergerac 17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

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18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Revenge of the Egghead 19:30 Sport Relief’s Top Dog 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure 22:00 Turks & Caicos 23:35 Newsnight 24:20 Weather 24:25 The Restaurant Man

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Auf Wiedersehen My Pet 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Ade at Sea 22:00 Dangerous Dogs 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Edge of Heaven 24:35 The Lobby

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 12:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Coach Trip 13:35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 13:50 Sea Devils 15:40 Countdown 16:30 Deal or No Deal 17:30 Four in a Bed 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 The Hoarder Next Door 22:00 Inside Rolls-Royce 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 One Born Every Minute

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Police Interceptors 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Rosamunde Pilcher’s Four Seasons 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Travellers’ Secret Cash Stash 21:00 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 Botched Up Bodies 24:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:45 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of Atlanta 11:30 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of New Jersey 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Big Reunion 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Dads 24:15 Mom 24:40 Mom

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Happy Endings 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Rules of Engagement 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Happy Endings 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 The Inbetweeners 23:00 Fresh Meat 23:55 Troy 24:55 Rude Tube

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La Siesta Ladies help AFA Judy Ferris from AFA receives a cheque for 500€ from the La Siesta Ladies friendship Group

THE NUMBER of clubs and associations seems to increase on a monthly basis on the Southern Costa Blanca. One of those that may not make the news very often but are involved in many different aspects of life in the local community is the La Siesta Ladies Friendship.

The Group is affiliated to La Siesta Church and seek out needy and worthwhile causes and helping where they can. Recently they donated 500€ to Judy Ferris from AFA, for the work they undertake with Alzheimer’s patients. A further 500€ was given to the treasurer of La Siesta Evangelical Church to help the needy in the group of churches to which their local church belongs.

This group of ladies raise money for various charities at an Annual Christmas Fayre which in 2014 is scheduled for November 29th at 10.30 am. A forward date for all diaries! All ladies are welcome to join us be they members of the church or not. They meet on the 1st Monday of the month at 3pm.

More details by email: joewallacetrombone@gmail.com

Alicante to Stroud in three weeks!

KEITH REDGERS and his friend George are preparing to undertake a sponsored cycle ride from San Javier to Stroud in the UK, in aid of MABS Cancer Support.

The 2,200km route will take in Alicante, Zaragona, Pamplona, Bourdeaux, Nantes, Caen, Portsmouth and Bristol. George and 67-year-old Keith will start their journey on 31st May, camping along the way, hoping to complete their challenge in 21 days. MABS Fundraising Coordinator Wendy Grant said: “We are hoping for lots of support for Keith in this huge enterprise. And we will try to make sponsoring easy and convenient - collecting donations, sponsorship pledges as well as donations via social media.”

MABS cancer support is totally self-funded, dependent on donations for the services they provide. The recently opened new care centre in San Javier has a comfortable and welcoming feel and offers cancer sufferers counselling and other complimentary treatments.

The charity also provides respite care, transport to patients for medical appointments, and use of equipment in the home such as hospital beds, wheelchairs etc.

More information can be found on the MABS website: www.mabscancersupport.org

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Top of the pots

By Jack Troughton MAMBO Café and Bar in Orba is hosting a charity Pool competition in aid of the Benidoleig and District Branch of the Royal British Legion. Donations from the competition will be given to the branch’s annual Poppy Appeal, which raises funds for the welfare of armed services personnel and their families in Spain.

It is an open event giving everyone the opportunity of enjoying the occasion and the closing date is Friday 21st March. To join the fun and for further information contact Mambo’s Pau on 688 805 535 or Toni on 622 584 623, or email p-hallett@hotmail. com. Alternatively, call in at Mambo’s Café Bar, in Calle Major, Orba.

For details of how to become a Member of the Benidoleig and District Branch call Patrick Scully, Branch Chairman on 96 558 3626, Peter Smith, Recruitment Officer on 96 558 4272 or Derek Faver, Membership Secretary by visiting our website www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benidoleig

Amadeus

Amadeus’ last spell

By Jack Troughton SINGING GROUP Amadeus perform ‘Magic of the Musicals’ for the last time on Thursday 20th March to raise money for the children cared for by EMAUS. Tickets are on sale at 8€ for the show in the Salon Blau at Calpe’s Casa de Cultura and the evening will help support charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS.

Amadeus enjoyed performing Magic during a series of summer garden concerts in Benissa and at other Costa Blanca venues – and once again will draw on songs from hit musicals such as Les Miserables, Chicago, Jesus Christ Superstar, Oliver and Mary Poppins, with a programme containing some gems not often heard from the shows.

And the group will soon announce new projects for 2014 but hope people will still enjoy music and laughter from the West End and Broadway.

Doors open at 7.30pm for an 8pm start and because places are limited booking is essential. To make a reservation call 96 558 1483 or go to the box office at http://www. philipashley.com/boxoffice.php

Charity’s Blue Ribbon Walk CANCER CARE Javea is staging its annual Blue Ribbon Walk on Sunday 23rd March in aid of research into the disease.

The walk – it is not a race – starts and finishes at Javea Park, in the Car park near the Cancer Care Shop and begins at 11am. The route goes to the Parador Hotel, down to the port and back and it is 5€ to buy a ribbon and take part.

Ribbons can be bought on the day or in advance from Humpty dumpty, Inn on the Green, high Street Heaven, Quick Save and the Cancer Care Shop itself. It is hoped people will support the event and the charity by buying a ribbon even if they cannot take part. And this year Cancer care has invited some health professionals from the local community to showcase their skills and give people advice on staying well and support for those recovering from illness.

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China’s gold fingers CLASSICAL PIANIST 23-year-old Haochen Zhang – rated one of the top musicians in the world – is visiting Alicante to play two concerts.

By Jack Troughton The award-winning Chinese pianist has accepted will play in the Auditorio de Diputacion de Alicante on Sunday 6th April and the Auditorio Teulada Moraira on Wednesday 9th April, concerts promoted by Concerts Costa Blanca.

The promoter has struck gold by attracting a rising star of the classical world – as Wilhelmina ‘Willy’ Hardee of Concerts Costa Blanca says: “We consider ourselves very fortunate he has accepted our invitation to visit Alicante – he will soon be way out of our league financially.”

Prior to touring China with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra in June, Zhang has taken the opportunity to make a stop off in Spain and give audiences the rare opportunity to assess a talent the rest of the world is raving over. At the age of just 19, the pianist won gold at the 2009 Van Cliburn International Piano Competition and since has expanded his repertoire and notably performed around the world with the likes of the leading Philharmonic orchestras of London, Israel, Germany, and Hong Kong.

Both the Alicante and Teulada performances can be booked online at www.instanticket.es or by calling 902 444 300.

The Alicante box office is open between 9am and 3pm Monday to Friday between 9am and 3pm or two hours before the performance.

The Auditorio Teulada Moraira is open from Wednesday to Friday between 11am and 1pm and again between 6pm and 8pm. Tickets can also be purchased at both the town hall in Teulada and La Senieta, Moraira, between 9am and 3pm.

Pianist Haochen Zhang

Actor’s international success

By Jack Troughton VETERAN ACTOR Tim Hardy brings his hit one man show ‘The Trials of Galileo’ to Spain after making the play an international success. Specially written for the highly acclaimed actor, director and teacher of dramatic art by award winning Nic Young, it runs at Javea Players Studio Theatre for five nights between Monday 24th March and Friday 28th March. Hardy has already enjoyed a hugely successful tour of the United States with The Trials of Galileo, sold out runs at both the Brighton and Edinburgh Festivals, and a hit UK tour. It is a chance to enjoy the scientist Galileo battling with the Church as he proves the sun rather than the earth is centre of the universe and his prosecution for heresy in a small intimate theatre. Tickets are 12€ and available by calling 96 579 4937 or via email at boxofficejp@gmail.com

14 - 20 MARCH 2014

There is much work and preparation needed this week since it is just after midweek that the Sun ingresses and the Spring Equinox resounds through your starsign. This is an ideal time to do some sensible research for ongoing planning and to remove the unnecessary burdens that currently seem to be slowing you down somewhat.

Venus is very deeply involved with the energies of Uranus and Jupiter. This brings about a sudden change of mind connected with an affair of your innermost soul. A change of heart balances your turbulent emotions and centres you in preparation for taking the next steps, and these demand all your attention if all is to be in order.

Mercury takes a midweek conference with dreamy Pisces and a forward thinking Ceres. Whilst Mercury is there to ensure communication is certain and apt, Ceres is a governor of time, and signifies a rapid response needed this week, when you have specific and arduous chores to complete before you are just where you should be right now.

The Full Moon beckons you on to pastures new as you seem to be thinking that the grass may very well be greener on the other side. Change and new concepts are very much there for you on the current agenda, but you have to want them to make the difference that they can and then live in harmony with decisions that are of your making.

With the Sun touching on Mars anything is possible, but someone is standing in the way of what you really want to do right now. The Spring Equinox will see the Sun blessed in the seventh house of Aries, where even magic is possible if you will just let it be. Hold back on emotions and see what comes your way when you are deserving and ready.

Mercury ensures that you make the very best of things since it is high time that you bounced back into life once more. You may very well have been sorry for yourself and licking your wounds but it is high time to make amends by showing others just what you are capable of. You may even end up surprising yourself and starting a precedent.

Venus sextiles with Uranus and it would seem as if you have opened a can of worms. So much of the recent past deserves nothing more than elimination and resolve. You may have learned your lesson the hard way but it is time to face the minor irritating things that seem to crop up, since you are empowered and ready to make a difference.

You are so able to put so much into a nearing plan or project seeming to have boundless energy when it is needed. However although you do have the power to succeed, always remember that you will be doing the lion’s share of the work this entails. If you are happy with this then you know what you have to do, if not at least pause.

Beware of going too far in a situation which you will, in hindsight, figure wasn’t worth it. Your enthusiasm and intelligence has steered things along quite nicely, but since the Jupiter Direct you have been indecisive and unsure, two elements that do not bode well with you. Something isn’t right and it is getting too late to say so.

Much Sun energy was absorbed in the recent trine, but you do still appear to be waiting for answers before you make a fresh start. Your sensitivity and inner self seems to be holding back as things just don’t appear to be adding up right just now. Stalling for time right now best shows you your alternatives and pinpoints a plan B too!

A truly loving Venus is sextiled in the inspiring and mighty power of a transient Uranus. With love entering in such a positive way it is sure that you are to be given the chance to show your love energy in any way that you see fit. Love especially transcends the home and your immediate family who have been so very supportive of you of late!

Midweek Mercury brings you some of the publicity that you need. You are, as always, multitalented and an inspiration to others, whilst the inner you brings you conflict and insecurity in just what you are so capable of. Having others know what you can do brings you the contacts you need to do some sterling and vital work.

If it’s your birthday this week

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Planetary energies are working subtly from within to show you the very best way forward. This means not running before you can walk, and yet also looking beyond to new levels that you must aspire to.

Kenny Corris For Readings, Consultations and Castings email: kennycorris@hotmail.com / www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 / Tel: 965 878 424

Anniversaries

MANY OF my clients make contact with me just prior to anniversaries that they know are going to hurt them.

DATES AND times form reminiscence and they relive memories of the past, especially those who focus on their dear departed. Time heals and I have heard various manual calculations that help banish mourning and stave off grief; and they do not work. This is because we all have different phases of memories, and we do home in on the anniversaries of death and departure. Of course it is everybody’s right so to do. My own Mother died on Christmas Day which is hard to forget really; but I choose to celebrate the day each year, because it was what she would have wanted me to do. Other dates of passings to me are not essential. I have made a decision to celebrate other days anniversaries that connect me with my loved ones. My Father and I had a wonderful weekend together in rural Yorkshire before he died, and each year I celebrate the happy time we spent together then, on

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those two days; in preference to the day of his funeral service.

As Spiritualists we know that this life is just one we will have, and that many of us have experienced others and will go on to do just the same. Thus death for us is not the end of life, it is the start of another one, in whatever dimension. Many of us therefore re-incarnated to be here, and in the warp and weft of time we do not have to mourn the passings of those who had quality lives and who passed over with the good intention of starting another all over again. Often, yes, we can shed a tear, and things can crop up that take us back to Nostalgia Lane. We can remember our loved ones whenever we wish, and this can help to avoid the trauma of having to endure dark days of the soul when we focus on death and its finality on a particular day of the year. Death isn’t final, it is infinite, and we have a part in it sometime for sure too, come what may!

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY, YOU advertised séances, and I have always wanted to attend one. I have little experience, but every respect for Spirit and would love to sit in a Circle. Can you help me?

Sonia G. From time to time I do have parlour séances in small groups. It is important to be unafraid for this form of spiritual contact, but a lack of experience does not matter. I hope to be able to schedule séances after April this year, and I will let you know when the next open séance takes place. My development Circles will also be bookable in late Spring.

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 50.

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Quick or Cryptic Crossword

Across 1. Indiscriminate (11) 9. Dived (7) 10. Earlier (5) 11. Musical drama (5) 12. White ant (7) 13. Agreement (6) 15. Exhausted (6) 18. Disregard (7) 20. Evade (5) 22. Characteristic (5) 23. Mohammedan (7) 24. Warlike (11) Down 2. Awaken (5) 3. Nomad (7) 4. Tranquil (6) 5. Superior (5) 6. Turn to use (7) 7. Chance (11) 8. Impiety (11) 14. Etch (7) 16. Violinist (7) 17. Cord (6) 19. Praise (5) 21. Devil (5)

Across 1. As lately burnt by students? (8,3) 9. Look at the old boy kick off at tennis! (7) 10. Does it tell one when to keep a look-out? (5) 11. More of a complex tradition (5) 12. It falls at the end of the action (7) 13. She puts an end to progress (6) 15. It’s little Susan making material (6) 18. How policemen operate? (2,5) 20. She features in the declaration (5) 22. Nothing in firm to save (5) 23. The actors played first and made a move on the chess-board (7) 24. Very angrily took food to excess (11) Down 2. Piece let in dress of with-it group? (5) 3. Is the foregoing neither lady’s (7) 4. Sound oil from the Mediterranean (6) 5. Wrote about a feature of a church, perhaps (5) 6. Crying raggedly? (2,5) 7. Leave the darkness to be revealed (4,2,5) 8. Come into different ownership and get fresh workers (6,5) 14. Curb the chorus (7) 16. One of the teeth in which a cutting remark might be thrown back? (7) 17. Stormy spot for drinkers? (3-3) 19. See the wrinkle in Bridget’s brow (5) 21. Assign everybody to return (5)

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health

My knee hurts...

what shall I do about it?

GET IT checked!

We regularly help patients presenting with knee problems.

So what can go wrong? Well if we consider the anatomy of a knee joint it’s relatively simple compared with, say, a shoulder. Its main movements are to straighten and bend, just like a door opens and closes. Minus direct trauma and twisting injuries to the knee we tend to find that pains in the area of the knee are secondary to problems elsewhere in the body, commonly the lower back and sometimes the foot.

Why is that the case? Well as mentioned before the knee is relatively simple and shouldn’t have too many problems, however, the low back and foot are much more complicated and far more can go wrong with them causing stress on the knee. In most cases we explain it to our patients like this: “The knee is the victim and the lower back is the culprit.”

The nerves from the lower back supply the whole of the leg and knee so if the nerves are getting ‘pinched’ in the back then the knee could hurt even if there is nothing wrong with

the knee joint itself. This is commonplace.

Alternatively, we have patients who have damage to the knee joint itself, for example, cartilage, meniscus, ligaments, tendons or muscles. Some have this from an accident or sudden twist but what about the others who did not have an accident - why do they have knee damage and pains? The simple answer: The knee is the victim’ - as another part of the body above or below is responsible for causing undue stress and wear on the knee!

So what do we do? We want to find the cause of the pain and the problem, whether that is just the knee, just the lower back/ ankle or if it is a combination of problems. When we know what the cause is we can treat it with great results! REMEMBER: Chiropractors treat all joints in the body, including knees!

To book an appointment with one of our chiropractors in our clinics in Alicante or Denia: call 96 520 0005.

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health

Treat your Mum like the Queen she is…

ONLY AT Claire’s Hair, Beauty & Nail Salon, Albir!

We often ‘underappreciate’ our Mums; something that makes Mother’s Day one very special day. It’s a chance to show Mummy Dearest how much we care! That could be a card and a box of chocolates or a whole-hog pampering session!

While Mum would surely appreciate the chocolates, let’s face it - boxes of goodies can be very expensive! With some of Claire’s special offers costing only 25€ you can spoil your Mum, make her feel like a Queen and all without spending a fortune! While you’re at it, at these prices, you could make it a dual pampering session!

So, let’s get to it: What treats does Claire’s have for Mother’s Day? Firstly: A wash and blow dry with a Shellac manicure - or – a cleansing facial and pedicure with polish only 25€!

Secondly: A top-to-toe pamper package. This treatment takes indulgence to the next level and is the best way to spoil your well-deserving Mum! This offer includes a deep cleansing facial, back and shoulder massage, manicure and

pedicure, as well as a wash and blow dry! All for only 60€!

By the time you come and collect your Mum, you probably won’t recognise her!

All of these offers are available until the 30th March, so get booking! Your Mum deserves it! Claire’s also provides gift vouchers!

Call 96 505 3144 to book your appointment or visit www.claireshairbeautynails. co.uk

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Feminine words with “el”

EHCRC La Zenia Charity Shop re-launch!

NO DOUBT you have rushed to this page this week in your anxiety to find out the answer to last week’s question – is the word “agua” masculine or feminine?

First let’s look at the evidence. The word ends in the letter “a” which makes it look feminine; also when we talk about cold water, for example we say “agua fría” which obviously suggests it is a feminine word. However, for “the water” we say “el agua”, using the masculine form “el” for “the”. This is very strange, and here are some other words that do the same thing. The word for “eagle” is “águila” which is the same for a male or female of the species. The word seems to be feminine, confirmed by the fact that the plural is “las águilas”. And yet the singular, strangely is “el águila”.

“El ama”, is another example of the same thing. We have “el ama de casa” the housewife, or “el ama de llaves” the housekeeper. Both of these jobs are associated with females, but this is not the point. “Ama” is a feminine word, using the masculine “el” for “the”. A further example is the word “hacha” meaning “axe”. The sharp axe is “el hacha afilada”.

Another word that behaves in the same way is “el hambre” (hunger). Here we do not have an “a” ending to make us think it is feminine, but if you are very hungry you say “tengo mucha hambre”.

And finally “el alma” the soul: “El Alma Herida” (the Injured Soul) is apparently the title of a very bad Mexican soap opera. Google is a wonderful thing.

Before I unravel this great mystery, I will just mention that these particular feminine words also take “un” instead of “una” for “a” or “one”, so one housewife is “un ama de casa”. A context for this might

be “there was one housewife and two nurses in the class” “había un ama de casa y dos enfermeras en la clase”. (Don’t forget though, that when you describe someone’s job using “ser” you don’t translate “a”: “soy ama de casa” - I am a housewife).

To understand the reason for this strange phenomenon our first guess would probably be that it is because the words start with the letter “a” (agua, ama, alma, águila) or the sound “a” (hambre, hacha).

However, this explanation doesn’t work as there are many words starting with “a” which do not behave in this way – “la actriz” (the actress), “la apertura” (the opening), “la hamaca” (hammock).

Well, my friends, I will try your patience no longer, here is the answer. It is all to do with the “beat” or emphasis of the voice when speaking these words. In all of our key words the beat falls on the initial “a” sound (Ama, as opposed to hamAca). The issue of beat or stress and how words link together in speech is complex, but in this particular instance there is a fixed substitution of “la” for “el” in both spoken and written forms.

You may think that this is not the most important or practical thing you have ever learnt about Spanish, and in one sense you may be right, but actually, we have just looked at one of the single most important things to understand about the Spanish language, and that is that where the “beat” falls in a word is of maximum importance in making yourselves understood.

THE PLACE to be this Friday morning, 14th March, is the largest of the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre’s five charity shops in Calle Maestro Torralba, La Zenia, which recently underwent a major refurbishment to a high standard with more floor space, more stock and a changing room to try on those bargain clothes in privacy.

The fun starts at 11am when Taffeta, one of the centre’s miniature ponies, will make a guest appearance. Come and join in the raffle, enjoy the drinks and nibbles, meet the staff and browse the bargains on offer.

If you have any quality saleable used or new furniture or any other items please donate to this or any other of the EHCRC’s charity shops in Guardamar, Ciudad Quesada, La Siesta or Los Montesinos: call the Donation Hotline on 636 062 000.

For more information visit www.easyhorsecare.net

Friendship Centre 10th Anniversary ON MONDAY 10th March, HELP Vega Baja’s Friendship Centre, celebrated its 10th Anniversary with a party in the meeting and tea-room of the Church La Parroquia Cristo, in La Regia. The group was originally set-up to support housebound and isolated English-speaking people, giving them a few hours’ respite and companionship in a caring and loving environment. Those present felt very honoured to have Paul Rodwell the British Consul take the time in his very busy schedule to attend the event. Trish Felvus the Organiser for the HELP Friendship Centre and Ron Perrin HELP’s President, welcomed Paul Rodwell, who gave a short speech on behalf of the British Consulate, praising HELP’s assistance and support for expats. For more details call the San Miguel office on 96 672 3733, Monday to Fridays between 10am and 1.30pm.

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what’s on

Fashion Show Support JENIE KEANE a 22-year-old fashion student studying in Valencia recently appealed to EKA, The European Kids Association, for help. After three and a half years of studying, the current government cut her funding.

Unable to work due to erratic timetables created by the Plan Bolonia, Jenie was faced with the possibility of having to walk away from years of work and a lifetime’s dream. She decided that she wasn’t going to allow that to happen so she came to EKA asking for help to help herself. Jenie and EKA team members are working tirelessly to get a fashion show together. All the clothes to be showcased will be Jenie’s own designs and creations.

The organisers have already received some great feedback and support, immediately contacted by Grant a Wish, offering help and pledged money to the cause, which has been fantastic. Eka has also pledged some money and so has the Moraira/Teulada Lions Club.

All are welcome on Saturday, 15th March at 8pm in the Metro Bar in Calpe. Eka will be asking for a 5€ entrance fee, all of which will go towards paying Jenie’s school fees. This is sure to be a fun evening with the fashion show to be followed by a live performance by the $tash.

Let’s go ‘walkies’ U3A Calpe news ANIMAL CHARITY LAPS is staging another of its popular sponsored 5km walks on Sunday 23rd March starting at 10.30am.

It is 5€ to take part and proceeds will go to help Pego-based Local Animal Protection Society continue with its work. Information and entry forms are available from the Nexo Centre Veterinario in Pego; the LAPS Charity Book Stall, on Pego’s Thursday Market.

Alternatively call Chrissie on 661 199 270 or email chrissie.mpego@hotmail.co.uk or Di on 659 021 494 or email housemouse007@ gmail.com And the charity has thanked RTN readers for helping find a new home for American cocker spaniel Sani – who was featured in the paper under the headline ‘Lady and the tramp’. Sani, now renamed Sally, has moved in with a loving family in Orba. After a successful trial period, adoption papers were signed last week.

U3A CALPE’S second meeting of the New Year was held at SH Ifach Hotel in Calpe on 20th February when Vice President Tina Wallis chaired the meeting. The main speaker was Julie Goodfellow from HELP of Denia, outlining the good work done by this voluntary group. The meeting was well attended and a pleasing number of new members joined. On 20th March Tina Wallis will give a talk and demonstration of Flower Arranging, a very popular group.

The Meeting will start at 10.30am but committee members will be present from 10am at the Ifach Hotel.

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music

Paul Harris Singer/guitarist PAUL HAS had many years experience performing in the UK and also in Athens and Skiathos, Greece. Renowned for his high quality acoustic rock sets, all Paul’s performances are pure acoustic with no backing tracks and singing with passion and originality.

HIS EXTENSIVE repertoire covers everything from 60´s and 70´s, Rock & Pop including Rolling Stones, Beatles, Doors, Everly Brothers, The Who, Bad Company and Buddy Holly etc. To more recent music from U2, Green Day, Oasis, Paul Weller, Van Morrison, REM, The Calling, Nirvana, Snowpatrol, The Verve, Crowed House, David Gray, and many more. Paul will be performing in Bar Tortuga, Jalon on Friday 21st March and with Brian Sulway (lead guitar/ backing vocals) as “Rockafellas Duo” on Saturday 15th March at Tony’s Place, El Campello from 9.30 pm. For more information/bookings, please contact Paul on 671 110 097 or email: paulharris7@live.com.

Careline Theatre

CARELINE THEATRE proudly present with pride and panache, Old Time Music Hall, “Those Good Old Days” at the Casa de Cultura in Calpe, for one night only on Wednesday 9th April. Relive those golden days with well known songs, comedy sketches and monologues, so you will need to dust off those vocal cords and get ready to enjoy an evening of pure fun and nostalgia. Looking for a feel good evening then join them for a conucopia of conviviality, congeniality and cordial company.

Proceeds from the evening’s performance will be donated to Friends of the Children of EMAUS. The Box Office is now open on 652 294 750 or e-mail: carelineboxoffice@gmail.com. Curtain up at 8.00pm. Seats 10€. Tickets are also available from the 24 hours English shop Dia i Nit, C/Malaga 5 or Tel: 96 583 7103.

Chill Factor

CHILL FACTOR are Pam (vocals) and John Pearson (guitar), who have become one of the most popular duos on the Costa Blanca by performing carefully selected classic pop/rock songs to suit every occasion.

They perform two sets, one acoustic with newly added songs followed by their new electric set with highly danceable material.

Together with Jack Hazebroek (drums) and Christian Pearl (keyboards) they form the band “RIO”. Together with Jack Hazebroek (drums) they form the trio “TRIO”. For more details phone John or Pam on 696 731 290 or check out their web site: www.pamandjohn.net MARCH GIGS Saturday 15: Coll de Rates Rte., Parcent.

1.30 pm

Saturday 15: Pasaje Bar/Rte., Orba. 9 pm Sunday 16: No Nonsense Bar, (ctra.

Moraira-Calpe). 3 pm (T-Rio)

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tech

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Cost effective internet use

HELLO AUNTY: I spend about 5 months throughout the year in Villajoyosa. I would like to take my UK laptop rather than use the local cyber café. Can you advice the best and most cost-effective way to connect to the internet? John.

Aunty says: Many companies, like Orange, Vodafone, Movistar offer ‘dongles’ to allow for roaming internet. Some offer ‘pay as you go’, others offer you 12-month contracts. Also, some town halls are now offering residents access to a WiFi signal.

Router problems HI AUNTY: I wonder if you could help me with a problem. I have Talktalk in the UK and had no problem with my laptop and router WiFi connection. Then I bought a tablet, into which I put my router information. Now, however, whenever I switch off my laptop or tablet and then switch on again, my router has all green lights, but neither of my devices will connect until I unplug the telephone connection into the back of my router and then plug it back in again. Talktalk of course says there is nothing wrong with my router as all the lights are green. I saw in a recent RTN article that you said that “Conflicts arise when two devices are given the same IP Address.” Is this my problem, and can you help me with it please? Sue. Aunty says: If all the lights are green on your router, then the router, like Talktalk says, looks to be functioning fine. If devices are not connecting then you have some form of conflict. However, if there is a IP address conflict between the devices and the router, I cannot think of a reasonable explanation as to how disconnecting the phoneline resolves this problem, as the phoneline connection will have nothing to do with the IP addresses the router assigns to devices connected to it! So perhaps you have entered the same IP address into both laptop and tablet - hence a conflict, hence why neither connect. Usually you can configure the devices to automatically connect using any ip address that is free. How you do this varies from different versions of Windows and which tablet you are using.

Downloading software HELLO AUNTY: I have recently upgraded my computer from XP to Win7. When I download free software from UK sites it downloads in Spanish: IE, Google Earth.co.uk, Adobe reader, etc. Is there anything I can do to receive English?

Thanks, Tony.

Aunty says: You may have your regional settings set up incorrectly. In control panel, there are options to change your

regional settings. If you make these ‘UK’, then you may download in English. The other issue is that many downloads are done based on your computers internet IP address. If sites see that you are connecting to the internet from Spain, it will offer you Spanish content.

And you also have to make sure you are actually using the UK parts of the sites: IF you can download from a ‘.co.uk’ site, that would be better than a ‘.com’ site

The ‘.com’ sites determine your location using your internet IP Address, and offer you content for that area. A ‘.co.uk’ site will offer you UK English content.

In the same way a ‘.es’ will offer you Spanish content, and a ‘.fr’ will offer you French content. Of course, things may also be different if you have a Spanish version of W7 installed. I just downloaded

Crossword Solutions for 751 Cryptic Solutions Across: 1 Outbreak; 5 Crow; 9 Mend; 10 Penchant; 11 Put on; 12 Elusive; 13 Clamorousness; 18 Partisan; 19 Mare; 20 Improve; 21 Anger; 22 East; 23 Redolent.

Down: 2 Unequal; 3 Bedroom; 4 An eye for an eye; 6 Realise; 7 Withers; 8 Scouts; 13 Capsize; 14 Apropos; 15 Orison; 16 Nominal; 17 Surgeon.

Quick Solutions Across: 1 Bankrupt; 5 Aped; 9 Gain; 10 Scissors; 11 Merry; 12 Useless; 13 Predetermined; 18 Critical; 19 Sled; 20 Inertia; 21 Banal; 22 Gate; 23 Meditate.

Down: 2 Amateur; 3 Kindred; 4 Picture palace; 6 Protean; 7 Disused; 8 Esteem; 13 Picking; 14 Evident; 15 Exists; 16 Instant; 17 Elegant.

the English / UK version of Adobe Reader from this link http:// get.adobe.com/uk/reader/ And installed it onto my Spanish W7 PC - and it is available to me in English!

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Gadget Inspector Investigates: LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights

THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Mr Beams MB723 Wireless Battery-Powered LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights.

I don’t know about you, but when somebody says nightlight I get a vision of a teddy bear shaped light in a small child’s room giving off a gentle, soothing light to ward off the ghosts and monsters… Well, come to think of it I know a few adults who have them too…

This week’s gadget, the LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights, though not as cute is definitely a lot more flexible. At the heart of this clever little device is a battery powered (4AA batteries, not included) LED light controlled by a wide angle motion sensor. If the unit picks up movement within 15 feet of the unit and within a 180 degree radius it switches on the bright LED light giving a 10-squarefoot coverage. If no further movement is detected the light will automatically switch off after 30 seconds.

The unit only works in conditions of very low light/darkness to avoid flattening the batteries during daylight when no additional light is required.

The bright LED should never need replacing and power consumption is so low

you should get around 2400 activations per battery set.

The LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights can be attached anywhere - hallways, stairways, steps, bathrooms, bedrooms – wherever automated light is needed for safety reasons, where a small child can’t reach a light switch for example or to avoid waking the rest of the household with a conventional light.

The unit isn’t restricted to indoor only use – the IP44 rated weatherproof design means the LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights can be used outside too. Installation couldn’t be easier using the included double-sided tape, or for more permanent installations the brackets and attaching screws. And being battery operated means there is no need for a mains supply.

The Inspectors Verdict: The LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlights have a compact profile, are easy to install and provide an automated night light source in all those difficult locations, inside or out. Modern, reliable electronics and a bright, low power consuming LED mean this handy little gadget should be good for many years reliable service.

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound.co.uk/lednightlight/ to purchase the Mr Beams MB723 Wireless BatteryPowered LED Universal Motion Sensor Nightlight 3 pack for 36€.

Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

How is your swing?

THERE ARE very few of us who have crafted perfection in the way in which we swing a golf club and there are even fewer who manage to retain the same swing from game to game. Nevertheless many of us manage to enjoy a reasonable round of golf and frequently score well despite our shortcomings.

So this raises the question - how important is the perfect swing and perhaps more significantly - is there such a thing? To the casual observer much of the game of golf looks very similar. You place a ball on the ground and hit it with a stick. As the great Seve once said “I hit the ball then find it and hit it again.”

Indeed that is how most youngsters envisage the game. Until technicalities and mechanics enter the arena, as parents and friends convince the novice golfer that training is required in order to ‘hone your swing’.

And so it begins, that enduring search for perfection.

ACHES AND PAINS? One factor that undoubtedly has an impact on our game as we grow older is our fitness. Strains and sprains cause us to favour certain muscles at the expense of others and so we adjust our swing accordingly. And yet despite the ravages of time, we have witnessed senior golfers of similar vintage to ourselves, score remarkably well in major competitions. If you are a single figure handicap player you probably don’t think too hard about the next shot. Conversely high handicappers are often too anxious about it. This often produces a faster swing than usual, and consequently a poor result. The general conclusion is that the mistake came from bad feet position or an inaccurate follow through. However it could be that the horrible shot was merely the result of excessive speed.

IS THERE A MAGIC FORMULA? So what is the answer and is there a simple routine that can be applied to enable us to secure some consistency in our game?

In order to get an insight into this I put the question to Campbell who is a professional instructor and has seen his pupils develop from novice to accomplished player with subsequent handicap reductions.

Your swing, Campbell, what goes through your head when you set up? Campbell - For me it is in two parts. First I analyse the shot I am about to play taking in to account wind, distance, elevation, and where I want the ball to land and how the ball will react when it hits the ground.

Then I select the correct club for that shot. Secondly I go through my pre-shot routine which consists of looking down the ball-to-target line and pinpointing some mark a few metres in front of me to help with aligning my clubface for the starting direction of the ball. I set up over the ball with a clear picture in my mind of the shape of shot I am about to play, relaxing and aware of my balance. From there I swing with good steady rhythm and commit to a full forward swing with a balanced finish.

What are you thinking? I want to keep my mind feeling fully confident in the shot I am about to play and that my decision is 100% correct.

POSITIVE thinking plays an enormous part in a successful round of golf.

Where do you place your feet? This depends on the type of shot and lie I have. In general I have my feet slightly wider than my hips with the ball somewhere inside my left foot again dependant on the shot/club in hand.

What mantra do you keep in your mind? Commit to the shot!

Where do you look? Always at the back of the golf ball At what point do you turn to look at the flight of the ball? When my right shoulder engages under my chin (momentarily after the strike) I allow my head to rotate to the finish position.

Great advice and very encouraging. However just in case it doesn’t all work out I will also keep in mind the words of Lee Trevino who said “No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine”.

Don’t forget to enter our competition. Merely send an email to info@clgolf.es or drop into the shop in Ondara with the answer to the question - Who is currently the world number one golfer? The prize for the winner and their partner is a round of golf at La Sella for a better ball competition against Campbell Lamont and Tony Myles

Head 2 Head

Campbell - Well I can’t believe that we have been doing this for three months.

Tony M - Yes and so far we have discussed everything from slow play to you doing cartwheels in your kilt.

Campbell - I think it is time to say thanks to our readers and especially to those who have taken the time to write to us.

Tony M - That is a good idea. So what are we going to do?

Campbell - Simples!

Tony M - Now you’re doing impressions.

Campbell - Let’s have a simple competition with a prize for the winner. Here is a golf related question but I think that even non-golfers might have a go at answering it. Who is currently the world number one ranked golfer?

Tony M - OK - so how does everyone enter?

Campbell - email is easiest info@clgolf.es or drop into the golf store in Ondara and hand your entry in there.

Tony M - And what is on offer to the lucky winner?

Campbell - We will pick out a winner on

our Bay Radio show next Saturday and the winner will receive a round at La Sella for two people.

Tony M - I think I might enter.

Campbell - I would normally say that you are of course excluded but there again I expect you would get the wrong answer anyway.

Tony M - So why don’t we challenge the winner to a four ball better ball?

Campbell - Good idea. Let’s do that Tony M - Did you just say that I had a good idea?

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road test

Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Honda CR-V FUN AND POWER: Words that, for me, best describe the Honda CR-V. Fun because this allwheel drive vehicle can tackle most terrains while the 150bhp 2.2 litre diesel unit has enough oomph to travel from 0 to 60mph in a little over 10 seconds.

I’m testing the top-of-the-range £33,000 plus 2.2-litre four wheel drive version. As I look down the side panels I’m instantly struck by how this fourth generation model reminds me of the BMW X5. It looks grander, more striking and capable than its predecessors. I like the polished metal finish. Eldest daughter Harriett likes the way water jets clean the headlights at the push of a button. In fact this sports utility vehicle (SUV) is fitted with a number of luxury features including the power tailgate that makes light work of closing the boot, extremely easy to fold rear seats and a panoramic glass roof, all of which you can see in the video at testdrives.biz.

My test takes place in Dorset, Hampshire and Oxford as we decide to visit some artists who have opened their studios there. Interestingly the route is pretty much a straight run from Oxford down to Dorset and we are able to rack up just over 500 miles returning at best 39.7mpg at a constant 56mph. As temperatures drop to minus figures in the winter months it is reassuring to be driving a vehicle that is fitted with permanent four wheel drive, especially when visiting remote parts of the country. In fact on a number of occasions we find ourselves parking in farmers’ fields and the

CR-V makes extremely light work of such requests.

Hill descent is a useful feature too enhancing its capabilities when tackling such scenarios.

The black leather interior is comfortable and the power front seats are easy to operate, although the driver’s seat does seem to remember a different position on locking the vehicle. This is no doubt down to me not setting my desired position on the memory function. Similarly my wife and I find the radio frustrating because it refuses to play our favourite station, bypassing it at every request.

The automatic gearbox is smooth. The centre armrests front and back together with the blacked out rear windows add to the hint of luxury.

Parkers, the car experts, say: “The Britishbuilt Honda CR-V is now in its fourth generation. The five-seat SUV has been in production since 1995 and has proven incredibly popular for the Japanese manufacturer.

Indeed, five million CR-Vs have gone to happy homes around the world.

Its blend of practicality, reliability and efficiency has stood

it in good stead, but competition from the likes of Mazda’s CX-5, Nissan’s X-Trail and even BMW’s X3 means Honda really has to be on its toes to retain its share of the market.”

FACTS AT A GLANCE New price range: 26,451€ to 43,160€, 0-60mph: 10.6secs, Top speed: 118mph, Economy: 39mpg Power: 150bhp Accessories for the CR-V including roof boxes and roof racks are available from: www.roofcarriers.co.uk

Watch the video at: www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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