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02-08 AUG 2013

Housing for the homeless

THE PROBLEM of homelessness continues to grow around the Valencian community as more properties are repossessed p3

Rajoy faces Congress SPAIN’S PRIME Minister Mariano Rajoy faced a bruising onslaught from Congress early on Thursday morning as he attempted to exonerate himself p4

RTN Spotlight: San Miguel de Salinas READ ALL about the small town nestled between the Orihuela Costa p24/25

Eat well from your garden FIND OUT how with Clodagh and Dick Handscombe p28

by Keith Nicol

Gadget Inspector investigates THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Epson Expression Home XP-305 Wi-Fi Small-In-One Printer

“Cocinamos sonrisas” opens its doors

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A NEW soup kitchen for children, ‘Cooking Smiles’ or ‘Cocinamos sonrisas’ opened on August 1st. It will operate from Monday to Friday and can serve up to 60 children aged 3 to 12 years. The presidents of the CC.PP. Ampas Habanera and Amanecer, Pilar Rodriguez and Patricia Muñoz, accompanied by the councillors of Social Affairs and Education Tomás Ballester and Rosario Martínez, announced on Wednesday that the service will remain in the service of the most needy children, until August 30th. The dining room serves meals from Monday to Friday from 12.00 noon to 3.00pm.

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The menus have been developed by the same company that serves students during the school year in the CP. Habanera. The company ‘Serunión’ estimated the cost of each place setting at 1.95 euros, although it may be modified downward as the month progresses. Applications for children who sign up is limited to a maximum of sixty places and are being monitored by the services of the Department of Social Welfare, in order to ensure that the children on the program reach the minimum requirements to enjoy this service.

A bus service has been set up through the transport company ‘La Inmaculada’, which gives its buses and volunteer instructors to cover the transfer points.

Children on the scheme are dropped off in CP Habanera, which is hosting the project ‘Cooking Smiles’ at noon and enter the dinning area at 1.30pm.

Children also enjoy other diversions during the workshops with activities such as theatre, storytelling, basic English basic, physical education and fun choreography, that will be very useful for the closing dinner party to be held on the 30th. The project has an outstanding volunteer force and the program has the full support of the council. The summer workshop offers other diversions too in collaboration with other institutions, such as the RCNT, who are offering an introductory course in sailing and Dance School Paya’s dance instructor that children visit once a week.

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Housing for the homeless Local mayors and councillors meet to receive houses from Bankia as part of their re-housing project

by Keith Nicol THE PROBLEM of homelessness continues to grow around the Valencian community as more properties are repossessed accompanied by more disposed people heading to the area because of the kinder winter weather and local charity help provided. This week 18 homes were handed over to different municipalities as a start of a new scheme to utilise empty properties for the homeless.

Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon visitied Valencia this week to attend the formal delivery of these 18 properties, destined for families who have lost their homes as a result of evictions. The official act was presented over by the Regional Minister of Infrastructure, Planning and Environment with all 18 homes

provided by the social fund from Bankia, with one bound for the city of Torrevieja.

This week also saw the official signing of the deeds, over to the various municipalities, in Alicante City. This action is part of the cooperation agreement signed between Torrevieja and the Consul on housing. The City of Torrevieja now has 14 homes available in this social initiative, itself plus another 18 from the Patrimonio del Instituto Valenciano de la Vivienda (IHeritage Valencia Housing Institute) IVVSA, which are available to be processed.

Torrevieja’s Social Welfare Department announced that all interested parties can obtain information on how to ‘bid’ on these bank homes, in C/ Torrevejenses Ausentes No. 39 or those interested can contact IVVSA directly to send in your request.

Fake goods get rolled over

By Keith Nicol MORE THAN 10,000 fake goods, from sunglasses to watches, jewellery, handbags and DVDs were rolled over; and quite literally, by a steam roller. Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon said that the street value for these genuine imitations had an approximate valuation that could have surpassed 63,000€. Dolon was accompanied by the Councillor for the Police, Agustina Esteve, the Chief of Police, Vicente Gutierrez, and Lieutenant-Commander Guardia Civil of Torrevieja, Juan Jesus Ruiz, at Torrevieja’s Ecopark facility for the destruction of material from seizures in the street by unauthorized hawking and counterfeit materials, that have been seized this summer.

Torrevieja’s Mayor highlighted the excellent work being done by the Local Police and Civil Guard to eradicate illegal hawking, following the decision taken at the last Local Security Board, creating joint special operations to address the so-called ‘top blanket’ and increasing the number of agents of both security forces. Eduardo Dolon congratulated the Civil Guard and local police in Torrevieja for the high efficiency that is taking increasing control and surveillance over this summer along the main walkways, café areas and beaches of the town, to stop this illegal activity, which seriously harms local traders. In this way, the mayor said Torrevieja traders themselves are very satisfied by the increase of police in areas of the promenades, as well as offering greater security for citizens, is in itself reflected by an increase in the sale of products of commercial establishments in the town.

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Rajoy faces Congress

Rajoy still hanging in there

by Jan Gamm SPAIN’S PRIME Minister Mariano Rajoy faced a bruising onslaught from Congress early on Thursday morning as he attempted to exonerate himself and Spain’s ruling PP in the fallout of damaging revelations implicating his party in fraud and corruption.

Publication of information in Spain’s national newspapers regarding €47 million of illegally acquired party funds stashed in Swiss banks by PP ex-Treasurer Luis Barcenas, in jail since 27th June, prompted a congressional meeting to be called in the wake of threats of a vote of no-confidence.

Following a few minutes’ remembrance for the victims of last week’s Santiago de Compostela train disaster, Congress stepped straight into a combative grilling of Rajoy, to which he responded by flatly denying any wrongdoing.

IMAGE The Prime Minister opened his address with an attack on individuals who were “determined to damage the image of Spain by sustaining the public scandal of the Barcenas case.” He said that despite wanting to give an explanation and tell his side of the story, he had not made an appearance on the matter until now because the claims being made were “not credible.” The opposition immediately retaliated by accusing Rajoy of withholding information and thereby tarnishing Spain’s reputation himself.

Rajoy acknowledged that in initially supporting Luis Barcenas “as one would support anyone suffering persecution,” he was wrong, and that he “was cheated,” adding that his mistake was in “trusting a false innocent.”

However, he insisted that Barcenas’ accusations were false and half-truths, and antici-

pated that the PP would be exonerated of double accounting and hiding any crime. He also said that none of the party officials accused had been paid bonuses. When interrupted

by Opposition Leader Alfredo Rubalcaba he said: “We will speak out, Mr Rubalcaba. Do not threaten me with a motion of censure.”

Mr Rajoy admitted sending messages of support to Mr Barcenas between May 2011 and March 2013 but emphatically denies all other allegations of collusion.

THE OUTCOME The PP was handed a clear mandate by Spanish voters at the end of 2011, therefore Mr Rajoy and his party enjoy a clear parliamentary majority. Rajoy still shows no willingness to resign his post despite Rubalcaba’s persistant shouts: “Mr Rajoy, you must go!”

Thursday’s performance was unusually forthright: Spain’s prime minister is known to be an awkward public speaker yet he has managed to hold onto his position and his party’s congressional majority despite revealing almost nothing new in a meeting targeted at demanding answers.

Rajoy’s tenacity has enabled him to survive this political crisis for the immediate future.

However, as most Spaniards doubt his version of events (a recent poll revealed only 14% of Spain’s citizens believe that he and his party are innocent in the Barcenas affair), this may not be enough to win public support.

On Wednesday, Socialist Deputy Leader Elena Valenciano said her party’s aim was “…two-fold - that the prime minister tells the truth and that he quits his post,” adding: “If we don’t get that [on Thursday], we will keep insisting and fighting for it.”

PP Deputy Leader Maria Dolores de Cospedal has been summoned to appear before investigating Judge Pablo Ruz on 14th August.

Marrow for Mateo

WHEN TWO-month-old Mateo was diagnosed with childhood Leukemia his two-year-old brother Luke was immediately tested as a possible bone marrow donor. When Luke’s marrow was found unsuitable, the boys’ father, journalist Eduardo Schell, launched a frantic campaign appeal to find a suitable match. The resulting wave of compassion and offers of donation are a tribute to the power of social networking. Dozens of high profile sporting and entertainment celebrities including Rafael Nadal, Rudy Fernandez, Cesc Fabregas, Fernando Torres and a host of others have offered their support: they lead 72,000 # MedulaparaMateo tweets; 287,000 website visits to www.medulaparamateo.com and 5,000 Facebook likes in the race to find ‘Marrow for Mateo’ and save a beautiful baby’s life. Possible donors now number 696 and hundreds have confirmed an appointment for testing.

Application period for municipal grants to university students

Councillor for Education, Rosario Martinez hands out awards for the last term

by Keith Nicol EVERY LITTLE bit counts in this age of financial management and with that, Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon, announced that from Thursday, August 1st until November 2nd, inclusive, the term will remain open for applications for Student Scholarship and higher education college grants. The sum on offer is maintained at 100€to help students from families with economic difficulties, such as the long-term unemployed.

The mayor stressed that, given the current difficulties, the city of Torrevieja’s aid not only keeps young students in the town, but also the increased in recent years. From 2007 to 2012, college scholarships have been granted in excess of 2.712,000 euros to nearly 4,000 students in the town, which is a huge economic effort in social welfare.

Studies that qualify for scholarship remain

the same, and students who also benefit from the Erasmus Scholarship or undertake their studies in foreign universities may also apply for the scholarship. Courses need to be equivalent to college and exceed 300 hours of course module time.

Students will also see an increase on the amount of scholarship granted in relation to their scores obtained during the course, depending on the number of credits for the course in question. The municipality also offers transportation aid for who are studying at least 15 kilometers from Torrevieja. This additional amount can be for a maximum of 240 euros, in relation to evidence of having used public transport.

Anyone interested can download the application form of scholarships through the website http://www.ciaj.es. The completed application should be checked over in the premises of the Centre for Information and Youth (CIAJ) and left in the PROP office.

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The Greens denounce insecurity of Casa Los Balcones

by Keith Nicol CASA LOS Balcones, is still in danger of falling down, according to a recent press release from Torrevieja’s Green Party. This week the Greens denounced the insecurity of the structure of the Casa de Los Balcones. They say it’s due to insufficient bracing of its facades and the lack of measures to support the roof of the building, in the same way that has not developed any action to avoid the entry of rainwater inside, that could aggravate and accelerate deterioration and end with its imminent collapse.”

They are blaming the condition of the building on the ruling PP council saying that they should have taken some action, even though, according to the council, the municipality do not own the building and don’t have the authority to do so!

The Greens, say that “Actions carried out that that can be seen from the outside have been limited to the settlement of the security perimeter fence surrounding the plot, land clearing and shoring of the main facade, leaving the rest of the building without any protection, including protected elements mounted on the roof, as the tower and the viewpoint.”

The Greens are asking for the owners to take action to shore up the building and are calling for a new plan of action by Torrevieja’s Cuncil, requesting the intervention of the municipal officers in the field to verify the actions executed and check whether they conform to the technical reports and the resolution adopted by the Town Planning.

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Discover Oriheula City ORIHUELA’S DEPARTMENT of Tourism has introduced new tour routes, specifically designed for those who visit or live on the coast so that they can discover the city of Orihuela for themselves.

by Keith Nicol These two new regular guided tours began on August 1st and take place on Mondays and Wednesdays from 10:30am to 12:30pm offering a cultural tour of the historic city’s museums and monuments. On Tuesdays and Thursdays from 8:00pm to 10:00pm, a new route is also available, which is dramatized by actors form the Municipal Theatre Workshop and local theatrical associations.

These ‘characters lead visitors through the central streets of the city from Santo Domingo to the Plaza del Carmen. Both routes include a tasting of typical foods and products, such as lemon granita and sweets from the souvenir shop in front of the Museum of Miguel Hernandez. In addition, the Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning routes are also offered in English “to reach the largest number of visitors and tourists,” said Councillor for Tourism Rosa Martinez.

These routes are explained in a booklet, of which 18,000 have been published in Spanish and in English. These will be distributed around 10 coastal resorts between Cartagena and Alicante, in 73 accommodation points and 26 tourist offices. There is a special bus service that stops at Montepiedra hotel, La Zenia Hotel and the mall at Zenia Boulevard. Children under 14 years receive

Orihuela’s Councillor for Tourism Rosa Martinez presents two new Tour options for Orihulea City

50 percent discount on the price of the option chosen.

The four options offered by the Department, all of which are guided tours are: Tasting typical products 10€ or 15€ with the bus and Tasting typical products tour and lunch or dinner 25€ or 30€ for this tour with the bus. Reservations can be made at the Central Reservation Centre on 965 304 645, e-mail the orihuelaturistica at www.orihuela.es or visit the tourist information points.

The Councillor of Tourism also announced that they have renovated and

improved the tourist office of Playa Flamenca “to give you a better corporate image with a new look for the staff in branded uniforms and the office décor to reflect ‘Orihuela Mediterranean History ‘ – all to improve the service for customers”. There is also a new Tourist Information Point, which opened in the Zenia Boulevard Shopping Centre on June 23rd. This provides information to visitors eight hours each day, Monday to Sunday. Martinez added “This is a starting point, but also a significant step forward.”

International sports tourism market growing steadily A SPORTS group from Iceland are the latest team to utilise the facilities at Torrevieja’s Sports City. This time it was the turn of Icelandic Grassroots Club ‘FRAM’ (www.fram.is) who have been training in the summertime heat at Sports City as part of their their biennial sports campus. This Icelandic club plays in Iceland’s Football League First Division and trained in Torrevieja for a week, from July 24th until July 31st.

The campus was for the boys and girls of the junior side of the club, who also played several friendlies with teams from Torrevieja’s Municipal Football School. They said that this was “An experience that will nourish both clubs, as it helped to produce their best football, to be measured against a foreign team.”

Torrevieja’s Councillor for Sports, Luis María Pizana said; “it is necessary to continue the joint work by the hotel sector of the city and the Sports Council through its Department of Sports Tourism, for projects of this calibre. which are being carried out with remarkable success. Thus Torrevieja sports city as a brand, continues steadily to gain a foothold and be introduced into the International Sports Tourism market.

Increasingly, international sports clubs are discovering and choosing to target Torrevieja as their training base, to enjoy its excellent sports facilities, climate and tourism.

FRAM also announced that so pleased were they with the facilities, the assistance from staff and avilablity of sports teams to play against that this club has changed its previous Icelandic regular destination for the Sports City of Torrevieja for 2014.

From Iceland, the FRAM junior football teams, enjoyed a week training at Torrevieja’s Sports City

Santiago de Compostela rail disaster: one week on...

by Jan Gamm A WEEK after Spain’s worst train disaster in decades in Santiago de Compostela in which 79 people were killed, 66 injured passengers are still in hospital, 15 of whom are in a critical condition.

The disaster stunned the country, with Spanish royals and political leaders joining hundreds of people in Santiago de Compostela’s 12th Century cathedral on Monday evening to mourn the dead.

HUMAN ERROR Tuesday’s initial analysis of the train’s data recorder suggests that ‘human error’ was responsible for the train hurtling off the track and slamming into a concrete wall at twice the 80kph speed limit. The train driver, 52-year-old career train engineer Francisco Garzón, known amongst his colleagues for his cautious reputation, was released from hospital into police custody on Saturday while still recovering from a minor head wound. He is accused of multiple counts of manslaughter and if indicted could face up to 12 years in Garzon prison. A four-year sentence is applicable for each of the victims of the crash. However, under Spanish law arrives a defendant cannot be given a sentence of more than three times the maximum for the most serious offence at the court with which he is charged.

Early investigation reveals that Garzón, who says he was ‘distracted’ at the time of the derailment, hit the brakes too late on the approach to a dangerous curve. He should have been applying the brakes 4km before reaching the bend but failed to do so. It has also emerged that he was using the telephone at the time of the accident as well as reading an iPad document.

In a Santiago de Compostela court preliminary hearing on Sunday, Garzón stated that he received a call from a Renfe official controller on his work phone in the cabin, not his personal cell phone, advising him what approach to take toward his final destination. This corporate phone was lost after the accident - the judge has requested information on calls and messages to the telephone company concerned. Garzón has been released but will have to report to the court weekly and is banned from leaving the country without legal authorisation for the next six months pending further investigations.

BRAZIL The final findings against Garzón could affect state-owned Renfe’s consortium bid for a €13 billion contract to build Brazil’s high-speed rail link from Rio de Janeiro to Sao Paulo. The terms of the tender exclude any company that has suffered a high-speed rail system accident in the preceding five years to the tender. In response, Renfe President Julio GómezPomar says the crash took place on a stretch of conventional track: “It did not happen on a high-speed line, nor did it involve a high-speed train, therefore it is not a Spanish high-speed rail accident.”

HATE MESSAGES Garzón continues to receive death threats and hate messages via social networks and is to receive counselling for trauma. Relatives of the victims have started to collect the personal effects of their loved ones from a holding centre near Santiago, where the local community struggles to return to normality in the wake of Spain’s worst rail disaster in 40 years.

Not all bad news

SIX-WEEK-OLD Teresita Medina is thought to be the youngest and among the luckiest of survivors of last Wednesday’s Santiago de Compostela train crash. Teresita and her family escaped from a hole in the wall of their carriage: The baby was cushioned from the blow as she lay in her mother’s arms and escaped with just a small scratch. Moments before the train derailed and smashed into a wall, Yesica Castro had been walking the carriage with baby Teresita to stop her crying. Just as she sat down, the train flew off the track.

One moment sooner – or later, when the baby would have been laid in her carrying seat, would have been fatal. Yesica said: “It was as if a guardian angel was watching over us…”

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Love your passport

by Jack Troughton THE BRITISH Embassy has warned expats to take care of their passports, check expiry dates and to renew the essential travel document in good time.

Numbers of emergency passports issued by British Consulates in Spain rose by 11% to over 6,000 last year – more than a fifth of the world total according to the Foreign Office.

In May alone this year, 493 emergency passports were issued to British nationals in Spain – including 280 as a result of theft, mainly bag theft, car break-ins, burglary and pick-pocketing.

Yet of the remaining 213 travel papers issued for other reasons, 14% were because full passports had expired.

Many people with a passport approaching its expiry date fear renewing it will mean they might ‘lose out’ on remaining validity they have paid for.

However, the truth is this will be transferred to the new passport, up to a total of nine months.

British residents in Spain can be caught out for a number of reasons if they let their passport expire. People suddenly need to travel for a number of reasons; a death or sudden illness of a loved one, through to a job interview abroad.

CANCEL According to the embassy, one expat was offered an interview in Germany

but discovered his passport has expired; others have been forced to cancel a holiday of a lifetime.

And one British national received a warning from the Passport Service after suffering five lost or stolen passports. He decided to keep his new passport safe by storing it in the freezer – unfortunately, the document got wet and he had to apply for another emergency passport.

Will Middleton, the new Consular Director for Spain, advised people to check when passports expire and make a note to renew them up to nine months earlier.

He said: “Living overseas, it can be easy to think that you don’t need your passport or forget to renew it.

“But is you need to travel at short notice, getting an emergency passport is costly – currently 116€ - and time consuming, which can add further stress to what may already be a stressful situation. And you will still need to renew your full passport when you get back.”

Applying for a new passport is simple. The application form can be downloaded from www.gov.uk/overseas-passports completed at home and sent off with the required photographs. The issue of a new passport currently takes a minimum of four weeks from when the application is received.

Baby adoption at a standstill

AROUND 200 families in the region waiting to be assigned a baby for adoption are facing a four to five year waiting list. Only five cases were registered in 2013 to mothers who gave up their children. Some desperate couples have resorted to international adoption, although the high costs involved are inhibitive. The Social Welfare Department says that the economic crisis does not appear to have influenced mothers to give up their babies - rather the pressures of caring for a newborn seem to be responsible for the five mums who relinquished their children for adoption this year. Social authorities in Spain see the controlled adoption programme as a preferable alternative to the desperate acts some mothers will resort to, such as the woman who disposed of her unwanted baby down a drain earlier this year, or another who tried to sell her child on the street. In the first half of the year there have been 81 adoptions of children: 53 domestic and 28 international.

Cruise ship poisoning HUNDREDS OF sick passengers with suspected Salmonella poisoning on the ‘Empress’ cruise of the Norwegian fjords operated by the Pullmantur line were locked in their cabins for almost a week without having their condition diagnosed and without adequate food and medicine. According to the daughter of two of the passengers her parents began to feel ill last Saturday along with around 200 others, despite cruise management admitting to only 47 sick travellers. Just two doctors were assigned to the 1,800 passengers on board. Many of those who fell sick were Spanish.

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You couldn’t make it up!

IN THE last couple of weeks I have read articles and seen photos of garden refuse being deposited next to rubbish bins in the Costa Blanca - now I understand why!

Last week my friend, who lives in Rojales, asked me to bring my pick-up truck to his house.

He had cut up a large tree and wanted it taken it to the Municipal Tip in Quesada, opposite the Water Park. We loaded up the tree parts and drove to the municipal tip. Upon arriving, a man in the hut came out and said: “Permit.” We asked him what he meant and he said that one needs a permit to tip there. Nobody may deposit any rubbish there without a permit, available from the Ayuntamiento at Quesada. So we proceeded there.

A woman at the town hall desk asked for identification but my friend didn’t have it on him, having just been wearing shorts to load up the tree (hot work!) I had my papers, so I showed her them. She said that someone from the Town Hall would come to the premises and inspect the tree cuttings within the next fortnight. I explained that the tree was already loaded on my truck and she could look out of the window and see it for herself. I told her that I actually don’t live in Rojales and she asked me why I had then shown her my documents and I explained that I am the owner of the truck.

She responded that we would have to take the tree cuttings away and unload them at my friend’s house, and he would have to bring his own documents relating to where the tree was located, to get a Permit. Then an official could come and inspect the tree and make sure that the rubbish was actually coming to the tip from a Rojales address. This would apparently take two weeks to achieve.

We felt like just unloading the whole lot at the nearest basura bin, but being responsible citizens took it all back and dumped it in the garden again, waiting for action from the authorities. Perhaps other people may take note and plan accordingly.

Peter Realey, Callosa de Segura

Gutless muggers I AM very, very sad to announce two more muggings in La Zenia.

What a shame to have such a beautiful area blighted by brainless and gutless muggers.

My daughter Alexandra and her friend Sallie were both threatened by knifepoint by two muggers. The muggers approached them from behind as they walked home from Cabo Roig in the early hours of 24th July. The two muggers arrived on a moped and demanded the ladies to empty the contents of their bags. And one of the muggers was brandishing a knife.

Their description: aged approximately 16 years, both with a foreign accent but speak some English.

We had heard about local muggings but were under the impression that it was a lone mugger. Be warned they can operate in pairs.

The two muggers separated the ladies and threatened them both individually.

This has caused major distress and trauma.

Please be vigilant... take taxis home from nights out or walk in large groups.

The Police are increasing their vigilance and this obviously needs to continue.

Hoping that this helps others to avoid a similar dreadful fate and thanks for listening…

Paul: A frequent visitor to beautiful La Zenia

Saying what we feel HAVING JUST read Pamela Dawson Tasker’s letter regarding the winter fuel payment I felt obliged to reply, if only to thank her for saying what most of us feel.

The original reason for making the payment was commendable but why was it not thought through? It was never going to work as a blanket payment, Robin Hood at least concentrated on the poor; he didn’t include the Sheriff of Nottingham as well.

So much money has been dished out to people who frankly do not need it, while deserving cases have to plead for enough to carry them through the winter months. Short of a means test I frankly do not have an answer but surely common sense should tell us/ them that The House of Lords, for example, probably have most of their members receiving the payment - I would say this is not really needed. The main difference between the well off and us is that they accept the payment as an annual perk - we budget for it!

A job well done

We moved to Spain mainly for health reasons, the sun in particular, and a healthy diet and life-style which has certainly helped us both. We do not have a villa, we have a mobile home on a camp site and yes it becomes extremely cold in the winter. Whether you use gas or electricity to heat your home, they both cost money and I am not ashamed to say we await the bank statement that shows the winter payment has been received meaning the pension will stretch a bit further.

A thought for all: A large proportion of elderly pensioners who really suffer in the cold weather in UK have probably fought not only for their country but hopefully for a better life. Now some of them have to decide whether to eat or heat, which is not a choice anyone should have to make.

Should it come to pass, God forbid, if there are protests or marches, count me in - but not in the winter!

T. Frazer

I HAD to employ the services of one of your classified advertisers, the plumber Mr Fixit - he did a very good job.

Roger McCutcheon, Torrevieja

Inspiring an overseas vote

by Jack Troughton

LORRAINE HARDY of Labour International meets with the Electoral Commission next week to discuss the problem of engaging with overseas voters ahead of important elections.

Around 5 million British citizens live outside the UK – including some 1.4 million in Europe – yet only between 13,000 and 19,000 are registered as Overseas Voters, representing less than half of 1% of British expats around the world.

Lorraine, Secretary of Labour International’s Coordinating Committee, which represents Labour International members around the globe and two colleagues – Dalvir Singh from Germany and Dick Smith from France – meet with the commission on Tuesday.

She said a lot of people in the UK might be “disillusioned with politics” but most were on the Electoral Register even if they did not exercise their right to vote.

“Even if you live here in Spain you can register as an Overseas Voter in the area in which you were last on the electoral register,” said Lorraine.

RIGHT “Currently there is a limitation of 15 years in which you can exercise this right, despite the efforts of Harry Shindler and others to rescind this. Why can’t we have MPs to represent expats – like in France?”

In January Lord Lexden hoped to scrap the 15 year rule but settled for a Lords Committee investigating overseas voting, ways to increase registration and participation. La-

Lorraine Hardy

bour International has already submitted its views to the inquiry.

Lorraine, who is also Secretary of the Costa Blanca Branch of Labour International, said at last month’s meeting members had discussed voting “and made many suggestions as to how to improve the process.”

And she said issues to put before the Electoral Commission included registration as an Overseas Voter, postal voting – “currently postal votes are sent out from the UK as close as four days before an election making is an impossible choice for Overseas Voters” – and the use of proxy votes. Also open to discussion is a system of American-style ‘early voting’ where a party is chosen rather than a candidate; on-line voting, and voting in person at British Consulates or at the British Embassy.

Spaniard now the world’s oldest man FOLLOWING THE death last year of Jiroemon Kimura from Japan, considered to be the world’s oldest man at116 years old, the title now falls upon 112-year-old Spaniard Salustiano Blázquez Sánchez, a flute player from Salamanca born in 1901 who settled near Niagara Falls in the US in his early thirties. Speaking to The Guinness Book of Records, Sánchez said the secret of his longevity was to “…eat a banana a day and take a daily dose of analgesics.” He married the love of his life Pearl in 1934 and they went on to have three children, seven grandchildren, fifteen great-grandchildren and five great, great grandchildren. Despite his great age Sánchez is still very active and he enjoys gardening, crossword puzzles and card games.

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PSOE brands Gibraltar queues ‘barbaric’

by Jan Gamm JUAN CARLOS Ruiz Boix, PSOE mayor of San Roque in Cadiz, has branded queues at the departure checkpoint from Gibraltar entering the Spanish mainland as “barbaric.”

“Unacceptable, this is unacceptable!” he said, “Forcing those who want to enter or leave Gibraltar to pass through an ordeal of seven to eight hours in a queue in the summer heat is intolerable. That is easy to understand for everyone but the PP!” The mayor’s outburst follows incidents at the Gibraltar/ Spain border this week where the Guardia Civil checked the documents of every one of 10,000 cars, commercial vehicles and motorcycles leaving Gibraltar for Spain, causing six-hour tailbacks and forcing the Gibraltar Police to create holding areas on nearby beaches.

Ruiz Boix went on: “This is the PP’s idea of communication, strengthening ties, bridging differences through dialogue…? The PP is punishing Gibraltar by strengthening controls but is also punishing thousands of citizens in the province and beyond.

“In the year and a half that the PP has been in government, relations with Gibraltar have steadily worsened, resulting in this debacle at the mainland checkpoint, where citizens passing between Spain and the Rock are reduced to ‘a walking refugee camp, with water being distributed between cars and children and the elderly being evacuated by ambulance’. A genuine outrage! An absolute nonsense rejected by the Socialist Party!”

ERRORS Ruiz Boix pointed out that there are presently 6,000 people travelling daily in and out of Gibraltar for work, joined by thousands of tourists, concluding: “This is the culmination of

a policy of errors, of seeking confrontation rather than dialogue, and increasing the distance that exists today between Gibraltar and Spain: a political nonsense that punishes and humiliates its citizens.”

This Spanish border guards are effectively blocking access to the mainland and bringing the Gibraltar checkpoint to a standstill. The move follows other incidents: Spanish police allegedly opening fire on a jet-skier in British waters; various incursions by Spanish police boats; Spanish Air Force jets roaring over the Rock at low altitude…

HAGUE

The border incidents prompted a call from Britain’s Foreign Secretary William Hague to Spanish Foreign Secretary Jose Manuel Garcia-Margallo, requesting the immediate cessation of obstructive and unnecessarily stringent checks. However, less than 24 hours later, Garcia-Margallo was stressing that Spain’s obligation was to retain strict border policies to prevent smuggling, adding that “further exhaustive checks would be carried out when necessary.”

Drivers and passengers swelter in 30º plus summer heat

Wish lantern causes Montgo fire EIGHT TOURISTS from the US and Ireland who caused a fire in the area of the Montgo National Park when they launched a wish lantern illuminated by a naked flame have been detained by police since the early hours of Wednesday morning. The culprits, aged between 35 and 44, were spending their vacation in a private rented villa in the area. They lit several wish lanterns after dinner on Tuesday evening and the wind blew them across a nearby pine forest, catching the tinder dry foliage alight shortly after 11pm. Neighbours smelled the smoke and alerted the fire service and some local families with children deciding to evacuate their homes: luckily the fire was under control by Wednesday morning. Around 1,000 metres of pine was destroyed and the Javea/Denia link road was closed for the duration of the emergency. The tourists have been charged with arson.

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AECC closed for Anne McGrath August screenings Memorial Golf Day CHARITY 4 CHARITIES organise various fund raising activites throughout the year and distribute all the money from their fundraising efforts to chosen charities at the end of each year, at a presentation ceremony.

by Keith Nicol Through the pages of RTN, they would like to thank all of those who have made this year such a success starting with gold where Michael would like to thank Bill Fanthom for helping him organise his wife Anne’s Fund Raiser Golf Day. A thank you goes out to all the golfers who participated on the day and everyone who came to the barbeque on the evening (Bull Flanagan Golf Society).

They would like to thank all those people who gave generously to the cause but a special thank you goes to Chris and the Staff of the Bull Flanagan and all the committee members of the Charity 4 Charities, who gave their free time as usual in helping out.

A special thank you goes out to Sue Morgan, the Hair Dresser who took time to cut Shaz and Mike’s hair on the day. Also a thank you to Rita and Carol who spent the day at Bonalba Golf Club to raise money for the ‘hole in one’ and the Golf Club for giving us a great day in which they raised 4,607.50€, which goes to oncology and Domiciliary of Torrevieja Hospital. The staff of the hospital does a superb job in the way that helps assist patients in their time of need and this money will go towards assisting future patients.

For more information on all their fund raising efforts or to become involved, please contact president Sandra Knott on 966 712 803.

Some of those involved in the Anne McGrath Memorial Golf Day

THE PRESIDENT of the local AECC and The Pink Ladies/ Panthers, Maria Wilson would like to inform everyone that the screening booking office at the Civic Centre will be closed for the whole of August. It reopens on the 4th September from 11.00am until 1.00pm, and every following Wednesday. The AECC Torrevieja office on Calle Torreviejenses Ausantes No3 Bajo tel. 965 716 679, is closed until 2nd September when it will reopen from 10.00am until 1.00pm daily AECC will be having a screening booking table at Zenia Boulevard Commercial Centre on Saturday 3rd and 17th of August from 12.00 noon until 4.00pm, situated outside Mango. Bookings for screenings can still be made by calling their Administrator Linda on 602 418 959 between 10.00am and 4.00pm, Monday to Friday.

The Torrevieja office is also looking for volunteers so if you have a few hours a week and want to help, please call Maria on 633 487 595. A future event for your diary is their Masked Summer Ball at Campoamor Golf on the 13th September, for more information call Maria.

A hair-raising donation for PCN DAVE BLACKIE’S sponsored haircut held at Carmen’s Bar in San Luis on Tuesday 23rd July turned out to be a fantastic day for all.

Dave decided that after many years of sporting long hair it was now time for a change and that all the money raised would go to the Paul Cunningham Nurses charity.

Loyal friends at the San Luis Bowls Club cheered Dave on, raising a total of 212€ for the charity, organised by Jean Hepehi.

If you would like to hold a charity event for PCN please contact Claire on 965 326 209.

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Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

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Weather watching in warm wet Warwickshire

WELL, THE royal baby has been born, the anniversary games to remember 2012 have been run and those Westminster ‘workaholics’ have packed up for their paidfor-by-us eight week summer holiday (us wage slaves feel mightily cheated as we return from just a fortnight away from work); so what’s left to talk about?

The mighty media circus is about to enter the socalled silly season so I guess I’ll just have to concentrate on that all-too-British of conversations: the weather.

Back in March, The Spectator’s very own Rod Liddle was complaining, in own inimitable style, about weather hyperbole: “There have been four weather hyperboles already so far this year; warmest January, or warmest day in January ever, wettest February, coldest March. There are so many criteria for awarding a hyperbole sticker that almost every day of the year could qualify.” There’s going to be more Rod, how about this being the ‘monsoon-ist of summers’?

Little did he know what else was coming; he was too busy keeping warm in arctic temperatures. He wrote, “So, snow in March? An unheard of experience? Nope, it happens every other year, more or less and that’s in the south of the country. Last year at this time we were just entering a very mild and rather pleasant phase and the warmest April on record! Global warming!

We’re all going to die!”

He is right of course (the hyperbole - not the dying bit, hopefully) and when snow did indeed encroach into April this year a new ice age was on the cards. But, as I said above talking weather is our national subject of choice and even sceptical Rod would agree it has been mad this July.

As I look out across the fields that three weeks ago were short, scorched brown and patchy are now three

feet tall (and still growing) and as green as, well grass, I suppose. This miracle has been achieved by the new British season of monsoon. The days are long, hot and wet. You could imagine you’re in Singapore.

Okay, here is the pattern: it gets very sunny and hot, hot, hot. Then it rains, like you’ve never seen rain before, and huge lakes are formed - this in itself is handy, bearing in mind that last month the Met Office boys & gals were predicting a drought on the scale of 1976.

And then the sun’s out again blistering us with 33+ degrees. My back yard is like a mini-rain forest; goodness only knows what’s lurking out there in it. I won’t venture forth until I can afford proper PPE - a full environmental suit at the very least! Ooops, I could be heading into hyperbole there, eh Rod? On June 19, the BBC’s science editor David Shukman gave us the following: “Treat the following news with caution. And, whatever you do, don’t blame the weather people. Or me. But the next few weeks in Britain are likely to be - wait for it - cooler than average. Sorry.”

More weather hyperbole? I know not but in June we were told that the next 5 -10 summers could be rather cool affairs (we don’t blame you David). Basically the weather-news was: this July is going to be a damp squib, so don’t bother getting the electric fans out. Within weeks we were basking in totally-tropical temperatures (oops, gone into weather hyperbole again).

Mind you, Rod Liddle did have a point when he mused: “I suppose weather hyperbole enables journos to write long articles entitled: why are we experiencing such extreme weather phenomena? We’re not, though. You’re just writing about it more. And I suppose, as a consequence, I am too.” Me too Rod, but what else is there in the silly season? Katy Price?

Watts in Warwickshire, weather watching and heading to Wilko’s for an electric fan...

Rod Liddle

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Bushwacka: for great food and entertainment

Agustin Anievas returns

by Keith Nicol THE NIGHTS are busy in Cabo Roig, as the tourist invasion arrives and heads out to the multitude of pubs, cafes and restaurants along the strip. Undoubtedly the most popular pub on the strip is the all new Bushwacka, that has been completely refurbished and transformed for this summer.

If it’s great food, entertainment, drink specials and a party every night that you are after, then the Bushwacka has it all. Doors open at noon, with food served all day from noon until 10.00pm each evening, with an expanded terrace area, to allow you to enjoy your lunch, dinner or bar snack, while enjoying a frosty libation in the fresh air.

With a specially built outdoor stage, the entertainment starts around 9.00pm each evening with the fun moving inside between 11.00 and midnight with the Bushwacka’s DJ spinning the discs! Monday features talented, teenager Tom Lumley singing and playing guitar with the added bonus that every Monday, drinks are just 1.00€! Tuesdays give way to the soulful sounds of JJ’s Soul and Motown Show while on Wednesday the night has a very Spanish flavour when Jay Markwick’s Flamenco and Dance Fusion Show take the stage, along with the Bushwacka’s special half price cocktail party and dancing until 4.00am!

Thursdays offer something a little different with the Bushwacka’s unique stock exchange party, where drinks change price through the night, depending on their popularity, so grab yourself a bargain and try

ABBA Elite entertain every Sunday at the Bushwacka, Cabo Roig

something new and adventurous, while on stage, Venus, the Costa Blanca’s sexiest young female duo entertain.

Friday’s entertainment alternates each week between Vogue, the Madonna tribute or the Spanish band Reiniciados playing all the hits. Saturday is party night, with ITV’s Benidorm TV Series star, Shaun Foster Conley performing from around 9.00pm with his cabaret show that is exclusive to the Bushwacka, followed by their world famous bikini party and wet T-shirt contest, when all girls in bikinis receive reduced drink prices and wet T-shirt competitors drink for free with a 100€ prize for the winner! The contest starts about 1.30am with music and dancing until the ‘wee’ hours.

Sundays you can sing, dance and clap along to all the great tunes from the best ABBA tribute act on the Costas, ABBA Elite,

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with more of those special half-price cocktails on offer from 5.00pm until 4.00am!

And did I mention the great food? This year, the Bushwacka has a new chief, direct from Leicester Square, who has designed a new menu, with succulent, freshly cooked food being the order of the day. With a huge selection of freshly cooked hamburgers and cheeseburgers with fries being the most popular choice of the day.

And keep your eyes on the RTN for special announcements regarding some exclusive acts who will be performing this summer, included the Top UK Michael Jackson tribute act and others all headed to the Bushwacka.

For more information about the Buswaka, check out their Facebook page: facebook. com/bushwacka or call them direct (they all speak English) 696 247 715.

PRIORITY BOOKINGS are being taken from 1st – 19th August for a recital by popular American pianist Agustin Anievas who returns to the Auditori Teulada-Moraira on 4th October: curtain at 8pm. Anievas last played in Teulada-Moraira to three packed houses at La Senieta in October 2010. Three Beethoven sonatas (No 3, Op. 3 in C Major; Sonata No. 32, Op.111 in C minor and Sonata in C minor No. 8, Op.13 in C minor, ‘Pathétique’) and six preludes from Rachmaninov’s Op.23 (Piano Steinway) are programmed.

Tickets at 12€ may be reserved by emailing info@concertscostablanca.com. Please specify number of seats required (and position if necessary) and include your email address in the text. You will receive confirmation with bank details and the amount due before being forwarded seat rows/numbers: all early bookings will be allocated to the keyboard side of the auditorium. Tickets in your name will be available at the Box Office from 7.15pm on the night. For more information also see www.agustinanievas.com

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02-08 Aug 2013

Top surgeon at cancer seminar

PLASTIC SURGEON Elaine Sassoon, one of the world’s leading experts on reconstruction after breast cancer, is a special guest at a Costa Blanca seminar.

by Jack Troughton Organisers Jalon Valley HELP has organised the conference ‘Breast Cancer and Reconstruction’ at Benissa on Saturday 14th September as part of its annual ‘Think Pink’ initiative.

It is hoped to raise awareness by inviting interested charities from all over the region to meet Elaine and nurse Ruth Harcourt of Norfolk group ‘Keeping Abreast’, who will talk about the history of reconstruction after surgery and explain the available options.

Elaine , who was educated at Harvard in the USA and trained at University College Hospital in London, is currently based in East Anglia and is the author of an inspiring book ’The Boudica Within’ which examined “the extraordinary journey” of women after breast cancer and reconstruction.

Elaine Horton, President of Jalon Valley HELP, said the charity had achieved something of a coup in getting the surgeon to fly to Spain and local hospitals and caner charities were all taking part in the event.

“The message is if we can all work together we can make a real difference – that’s what it is all about,” she said.

WORD “It is a huge undertaking for a small charity like ourselves but we need to get the word out to cancer patients living in the area.”

She added: “Elaine is a world renowned surgeon in the area of breast cancer and reconstruction and she travels the globe to lecture.

“And with Ruth, she has agreed to fly out here to talk to people about the history of breast reconstruction and what the options are for treatment and reconstruction.”

The seminar will also mark the launch of Jalon Valley HELP’s ‘Have a Heart’ campaign. The brainchild of one of its volunteers, it means the supply of heart-shaped cushions to people who undergo surgery – the cushion is placed under the arm and helps the patient more comfortable.

“This is someone who has had breast cancer herself and knows the score. She initiated the making of these cushions – they are very successful and we have a craft group making them now!”

The seminar is free but entrance is by ticket only as seats are limited to 212. The day starts at 10am for 10.30am and it is planned to finish by 2.30pm. To book a place call 625 349 599.

Paris arrives in Ibiza in style PARIS HILTON arrived in Ibiza on Tuesday on a Los Angeles flight accompanied by her Spanish model boyfriend River Viiperi, to inaugurate a series of parties in popular nightclub Amnesia Ibiza, on a ‘foam, diamonds and champagne’ theme. The socialite arrived with 19 suitcases in excess baggage, leaving several porters with suspected hernias but later tweeted: “The unpacking is brutal! I am never packing this much again!” The couple posed for photographs at the airport and blew kisses to waiting fans before making their way to their hotel.

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SAN MIGUEL de Salinas is a small town nestled between the Orihuela Costa, above the salt lakes of Torrevieja with far reaching, stunning views over the countryside, stretching beyond to the beautiful Mediterranean.

NOT MUCH is officialy known about the history of San Miguel de Salinas, although it is widely believed that the first building documented was of hermitage construction in 800AD, later to be converted into a convent and monastery.

In the 1600s the original parish church was built and dedicated to Saint Michael, or San Miguel. This was later rebuilt between 1689 and 1719. In 1829, the town, like many others around that area, suffered an earthquake which destroyed large parts of the area.

Moving forward into modern times, the town became an independent municipality in 1955. Since then San Miguel de Salinas has developed into a thriving community with a large street market held every Wednesday morning.

The popularity of the town has gone from strength to strength with many holiday makers and many people setting up home full time. The Blue Flag beaches of the Orihuela Costa are less than a 10 minute drive away, and with a great selection of locally-based restaurants, bars and shops it is easy to see why people choose this great location.

There are excellent championship golf courses nearby including the famous Villamartin course (The Mediterranean Open has been held here) - all within easy reach.

Thanks to excellent links to the AP7 it is very easy to discover, so whether shopping, sightseeing or looking for a good night out, San Miguel de Salinas has it all on offer.

San Miguel de Salinas

Photo taken by E. Hill

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DO YOU have your computer plugged into a surge protector? Is your air conditioning system protected from power surges? And do you think you have adequate protection during an electrical storm? The reality is that many don’t know enough about power surges. What are they? Where do they start? How can I protect against them? And what the heck is a Surge Protection Device?

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Each year about two million flashes of lightning occur on the Iberian Peninsula. Lightning can strike a building directly, the ground nearby, or even overhead power lines miles away and cause power surges. Mains electric cables, TV/Sat and telephone cables which enter from the outside of a building act as conductors for

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Eating well from your garden by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Holistic gardeners and authors gardening in Spain for 25 years

ALTHOUGH CLODAGH left the family home two years ago and phoned the other day to report a new relationship I continue my writing of books and articles started back in 1969 to help as many expatriates as possible with their gardening and lifestyle problems.

As well as writing, to which Clodagh kindly conntributed for about ten years, I continue to experiment to enable each and every RTN reader to live well from their garden as well as having an enviable perfumed flower garden. However small or large, and whether around the house or on apartment terraces or roof tops, much food can be grown in small spaces. Food comprising edible plants and parts of plants, namely vegetables, herbs, fruits, leaves and flowers plus poultry for some.

Small scale growing is discussed in detail in three of our Santana published books – ‘Growing Healthy Fruits in Spain’, ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’ and ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’ – and the history of what we have grown and why is discussed in my new book ‘Living Well From Our Garden – Mediterranean Style’, available on the internet from Amazon Books. The Price on Amazon Books UK is only £4.99 and on Amazon Books Spain just 5.99€.

This book includes a review of my Spanish garden and what constitutes good and poor eating, including a practical reminder of what constitutes a healthy Mediterranean diet, the wellness benefits we identified for home grown foods; garden

foods we have grown and eaten; the evolution of healthy gastronomy and other interesting concepts and ideas.

Recent local tours and visits and articles in recent editions of English and Spanish newspapers, including RTN, have highlighted the increasing difficulty of buying inexpensive, fresh, ecologically grown produce here in Spain if one does not grow one’s own.

More and more agricultural land is being abandoned even though it is unlikely to be built on for an alternative income.

More and more produce in Spain is despite Spain being a major exporter.

Buyers from countries to which Spain exports , including Russia, are setting high standards and expect the best even when prices are low.

Ecological produce is scarce in most local markets, including Spain’s best covered market in Valencia. A visit last week revealed that there are now just two small stalls with very few varieties.

Some shops have stopped selling ecological/organic vegetables and fruit as they found it difficult to segregate them and ensure no cross contamination by residual chemicals on produce grown using chemical fertilisers, insecticides and fungicides.

Prices may well rise in future years as a growing worldwide middle class market looks to buy better quality produce.

So it is worth thinking about growing more of your own foodstuffs even if only on a small scale as illustrated. By starting now one can have crops for autumn and Christmas harvesting.

‘Clodagh and Dick Handscombe’s gardening books make good presents. They can be obtained from high street and internet bookshops including Amazon UK and Spain. Thanks to readers the Kindle E-book Making waterless gardens a practical reality world wide is starting to sell well.’ © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

A mini trough

Productive shaded growing table and pots

legal

by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

02-08 AUG 2013

Consumers and users rights in Spain THE MUNICIPAL Information Office for Consumers OMIC WE FREQUENTLY receive consultations regarding possible abuses made by companies and businesses against consumers.

Our firm provides advice in this field, in issues such as bank preference shares, mortgage loan floor clauses, claims for goods in poor condition and in general on those practices which violate the consumers’ and users’ rights when they have relevant economic consequences.

But some of these abuses, although they are unacceptable, result in little economic harm to the consumer, and going to a lawyer may not be cost effective or feasible.

I am sure that you have experienced or know someone who has suffered abuses: From telecom / phone companies,

who refuse to cancel a telephone line, or they charge more than should…

From banking institutions which charge more fees that they should…

Shops that refuse to return the money when the product was defective... and unfortunately quite a few more…

For these cases, in our office we usually recommend our friends and clients to go to the OMIC: the Municipal Information Office for consumers.

You should know that these offices depend on the Town Halls, their service is free and they can be found in almost all municipalities. For example, in Denia (Alicante), as per the Town Hall’s website, their office is located in the square Constitució, 9, and its direct phone number is

96 578 7940.

If you do not know which OMIC you must use, you could ask at your local council. In these consumer assistance offices, they could provide the following services: Information, help and guidance to consumers to exercise their rights The reception and registration of claims and complaints from consumers and users and referral to relevant entities and agencies The details and addresses of main institutions, public or private, of interest to consumers Therefore if you as a consumer need to claim for your rights our firm can help you, but if it is a very small complaint, we encourage you to denounce also through OMIC.

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185.

Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

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Barcenas to stay in jail SPAIN’S HIGH Court Criminal Division has made the decision to retain ex-Partido Popular Treasurer Luis Barcenas in prison, where he has been in custody since 27th June. It is considered that, should he be released, he could abscond or destroy evidence linked to criminal fraud investigations involving the PP’s financial activities over the past 20 years. The Court also rejected a request for discharge with a bracelet locator on the grounds that it would be “practically ineffective” (although it can locate efficiently it would not prevent criminal activity or the ability to alter or destroy evidence).

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“QROPS” (Qualifying Recognized Overseas Pension Scheme) have been available to ex-pats since April 2006.

There is no mystery to them, they are basically the same as your UK pension but offer better benefits than the UK. Benefits: I. Return of fund to spouse on the death of the member, then left

to your depends on spouses death. (not so in the UK) II. No Inheritance tax. (not so in the UK) III. Possibility of no income tax. (not so in the UK) IV. Freedom of investment choice. (not so in the UK) V. Income paid in a currency of your choice, plus many more

benefits. (not so in the UK) The process is very simple and takes approximately three months to complete.

In the UK you may not take any benefits before you are 55 years of age.

If you are 50 or above and have been outside the UK for 5 complete tax years you may withdraw 25/30% and then an income at 55.

If you are pension rich but cash poor, this could be a way of solving temporary financial difficulties.

To find out if you qualify to release money now call 951 206 138 or email admin@kennedyfinancialservices.com or visit www.kennedyfinancialservices.com and complete the free assessment form.

Publish and be damned…

A REPORT in the New York Times has published a list of major fraudsters who deposited a staggering €2,000 million in Swiss bank accounts to avoid taxation in their countries of origin.

The list was provided by an ex-bank employee. Among the depositors are no less than 569 Spaniards, including a number of high profile politicians. The damning list is headed by Emilio Botin, President of Banco Santander.

Emilio Botin and his family José María Aznar Dolores Cospedal Rodrigo Rato Carlos Solchaga Rafarl Arias-Salgado Isabel Bacon Josu Jon Imaz

Narcis Serra Eduardo Saplana Miguel Boyer José Folgado Josep Pique Pio Cabanillas Jordi Sevilla José Maria Michavila…

…and many, many more. The accounts of Botin and his family allegedly contain funds accumulated since the Spanish Civil War.

money

3 - 9 MAY 2013

by

Keith Littlewood International Financial Adviser

Everything is getting better, unless you are over 65 A REPORT today (Telegraph 29/07/13) is showing that the amount of bankruptcies in the last year has dropped since the 2009 credit crunch began, in every category that is except the over 65’s.

RESEARCH BY accountants Wilkins Kennedy shows 5,401 people over the age of 65 were declared bankrupt last year, an increase of 14pc on 2009.

This is hardly surprising when you look at how people in retirement have been hit following the financial crisis: Falling interest rates Poor annuity returns Increase in health care costs Overseas property bubble burst Pensions crisis Couple that with the cost of living increases that do hit pensioners hardest i.e. food, fuel and energy, all with high rises in the inflation consumer price index basket. It makes ‘making ends meet’ for today’s pensioners not an easy task.

What is vitally important is that getting the most out of capital reserves when retired is now more important than ever and knowing what to do is getting more and more difficult. From August this year even the good old ‘National Savings’ rates have been reduced.

Even Ernie is tightening his belt with the average return from Premium Bonds being reduced to just 1.3% (way less than inflation in the UK and Spain). On the face of it now, in my reckoning buying lottery tickets are a better bet than Premium bonds – at least it is only 7 Million to one to win the big prize where as it is over 40 BILLION to one to scooping £1million with Premium Bonds.

Do not despair though as there are investments out there that can produce a modest return to supplement income without taking unnecessary risks designed to give pensioners a real rate of return above inflation.

If you need advice or if have any questions regarding the above you can contact me on 657 684 094 or email keith.littlewood@blacktowerfm.com

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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Sense and sensuality

Thomas Anton with his latest work ‘Venus II’

TALENTED SCULPTOR Thomas Anton is exhibiting some of his sensual and tactile work in marble and alabaster at Benidorm Town Hall.

By Jack Troughton THE EXHIBITION ‘Sensuality’ comprises of 15 key stone pieces taken from different periods in the German artist’s career and showing off various aspects of the human form.

The exhibition includes his first work ‘Temptation’ in blue alabaster; representing snake and the Garden of Eden – and inspired by a real life snake he spotted.

And also on show at the Espai d’Art is ‘Venus II’, a female torso in marble completed just four weeks ago.

Thomas began studying sculpture at the University of Altea four years ago. He is a dentist by profession and he runs Clinica Dental Costa Blanca in Benidorm’s Old Town.

The largest piece is ‘Venus’, carved from a 350kg piece of marble containing hollows where there was once quartz.

“It’s a very special stone, you can blow actually through it in places,” he said. “The stone was lying around at university and I asked if I could use it – the teachers said I had to submit a design first, which I did and they gave me the marble.”

ROSE One of the most unusual works is ‘Foetus’, sculpted from rose coloured alabaster. It is particularly magical in the exhibition because it is placed by a huge glass wall and changes colour in the light. “It is very nice to view with the sun shining on it,” added Thomas.

And ‘Corset’ is the one unpolished piece created with a hammer and chisel and still showing the The free exhibition is Thomas’ fourth show of his career and was officially opened on Tuesday by Councillor for

Tourism and Deputy Major Gema Amor.

“This is very impressive work by a highly talented artist,” she told RTN. “We like to use this area of the town hall all year to feature the work of local artists, but usually they are exhibitions of paintings.

“It is very important for us that we have a German artist showing his work. Not only is he an international resident of Benidorm but it illustrates how people from all over the world come here and make the town their home.”

Sensuality is being exhibited until 28th August at the town hall and can be viewed on weekdays between 9am and 2pm.

‘Foetus’

‘Corset’

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02-08 AUG 2013

All those stars!

But what does it mean?

A ROUGH guide to hotel star rating in Benidorm.

1 STAR BUDGET HOTELS: BASIC ROOMS with a bathroom or shower. Don’t expect a huge range of amenities such as lounge, pool, television, room telephone, safe or reception services.

Generally small rooms, many without balconies or sea views: although basic this can be a good option if on a budget weekend. You may be pleasantly surprised in this type of hotel if you ask to see your room before payment.

Expect dining to be simple Spanish meals with limited choice sometimes only on a bed and breakfast rate or room only. Great for a cheap weekend: try the Mar Bella up by the Police Station.

2 STAR HOTELS: Acceptable accommodation with en-suite rooms. Many will offer better services and a small pool. Rooms may have a television, air conditioning, bigger restaurant, better food with more choice, usually on a buffet basis. Many two star hotels in good sea front locations are unable to gain a 3-star due to restraints with the building but do offer a 3-star service with good quality but smaller rooms. The Mar Blau Hotel in the old town and award winning Rio Park are very popular 2-star choices in Benidorm.

3 STAR HOTELS: Here you will get a larger hotel with better facilities such as TV games room, pool, gardens or sun terrace, 24 hour reception, lounge, separate bar. A restaurant with a wide choice of food served buffet style for breakfast through to

dinner. Rooms will all be en-suite, usually with full bathroom facilities, TV, room safe, balcony, air conditioning, telephone and perhaps WiFi. Servigroup offers an excellent range of 3star hotels such as the lovely Nereo.

4 STAR HOTELS: Large, formal hotels usually offer a choice of bars and large restaurant with buffet service - some offer ´A La Carte dining too. Expect outdoor and indoor heated pool with gym facilities too. Rooms are well appointed with balcony or terrace. All will provide air conditioning, perhaps room service, large bathrooms with hairdryer and toiletries. Many have a mini bar or fridge but not all. Expect satellite TV with a good range of channels. For a nice 4 star All Inclusive Hotel take a look at the Monaco Sandos Spa Hotel.

5 STAR LUXURY HOTELS: The best, offering a high level of personal service, luxury and high end premises in great surroundings. Expect luxury rooms with mini bar, trouser press, Fine quality furnishings and specially designed luxurious beds and fine bed linen.

Bathrooms will be of the highest quality with luxury toiletries and towels. World TV and pay-per-view films available: 24 hour full room service: A selection of bars and dining areas with award-winning food. Expect a bell boy service and 24hour concierge. The largest 5 star hotel in Benidorm is the Barcelo Asia Gardens ideal for a weekend celebration. The best exclusive Hotel in central Benidorm is well worth checking out, the 5* Hotel Boutique Villa Venecia at the top of the old town.

Article by Dave Gaskell, www.realbenidorm.net Cheap hotels holidays transfers since 2005 Tel (0034) 966 889 713

Benidorm launches ‘Royal Baby’ cocktail TO MARK the arrival of the new royal baby, HRH Prince George, the Red Lion bar in the heart of Benidorm – a favourite with the Brits - created a cocktail in his honour.

THE NON-ALCOHOLIC speciality was named ‘Royal Baby’ and the first to try it out was the Mayor, Agustin Navarro and his Deputy Gema Amor.

The fruity number contained melon, banana, pineapple, grenadine and a splash of non-alcoholic peach liqueur. Bar manager Alfie certainly went to town and decorated the bar with Union Jack flags and giant posters of the newborn with his parents.

The Mayor and his deputy gave a congratulatory speech on behalf of the town which reinforced the close ties held between Benidorm and its biggest and most important visitors – the Brits. Even the Spanish press and media attended this historic event.

Previously the Mayor had invited the Royal couple to Benidorm for their honeymoon, which they politely declined. Who knows, now with a family in tow they may yet take him up on his offer!

E ID U IGnidG What’s One G ic s u M m r o e B o t id Your essential gu WHERE

WHEN

TIME

WHO

PIG ‘N WHISTLE, Calle Pal 5, Old Town Benidorm

Friday Saturday Sunday

11pm 11pm 10.30pm

Amy Winehouse Tribute Lizzy G Jessie - Time to Rock

DAYTONA ROCK, Edificio Principado Arena, Playa de Levante

Fri & Sun Fri, Sat & Sun Friday Sat & Sun Saturday Saturday Sunday

4.30pm 6pm 10.30pm 12am 4.30pm 10.30pm 10pm

Cesc Palanca y Cambio Rafa Badia Lee Duffy Rafa Badia Palanca y Cambio ACDC Tribute

GUINESS BAR, Avenida de Alcoy 5, Playa de Levante

Fri & Sat Fri, Sat & Sun Friday Saturday Sunday Sunday

3.30pm 5pm 10.20pm 10.30pm 3pm 10.30pm

Palanca y Cambio Lee Duffy Palanca y Cambio Rafa Fabian Palanca y Cambio Palanca y Cambio

To have your act included in these listings email: gigguide@roundtownnews.com Details correct at time of publication

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Low Cost

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“Full House”

THIS YEARS Low Cost Festival reached new heights with both Friday and Saturday nights both being complete sellouts with 25,000 visitors.

by Kath Poole PEOPLE FROM all over Spain flooded into Benidorm this, over 80% from outside of Valencia province making this years the most successful to date and again leaves a positive sign for Low Costs future years in Benidorm.

Undoubtedly the highlight of this years festival was Portishead who were playing on the Budweiser stage on Saturday night. The combination of Beth Gibbons magical voice and the stunning visuals surrounding the stage created something incredible.

Equally important is the presence of the festival on the Internet it’s massive growth in social networks. During the last week the official festival website has received over 69,000 visits, the official YouTube channel has clocked up around 422,000 views and the official Facebook page has 55,000 likes and their Twitter account has 21,130 followers. No doubt this will mean that next year not only will there be a ‘Full House’ again, you will need to buy your

tickets early to guarantee getting in as it’s popularity continues to grow.

Well done to Low Cost for creating such a well organised, friendly, hightech and environmentally friendly

festival making this an unmissable musical event for 2013 and looking forward to see what Low Cost number 6 will have on offer for 2014. www.lowcost.es

World’s highest waterslide opens in Aqualandia THE WORLD’S highest waterslide attraction opened in Benidorm’s Aqualandia this week featuring two slides at 33 metres and 28 metres respectively. And thrillseeking addicts say the slide ride sensation is “awesome!” The ‘Verti-go’ is a ‘capsule’ where the rider begins the slide encased in a sealed capsule positioned over the drop.

When a trapdoor unexpectedly opens, the rider shoots down the water slide at high speed in an almost vertical position, giving the sensation of falling into a void – achieving the biggest thrill to be found on any water slide in the world. President of Aqualandia, Georges Santa María and Aqualandia CEO Joaquin Valera officially opened the new slide attraction on Thursday.

money A landlord wins the day 02-08 AUG 2013

by

Pablo Arteaga

Head of Legal Department at Ábaco

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OVER THE last few weeks I’ve been explaining how new legislation is making it safer than ever to let out your property in Spain. I hope my message has been clear and if you were in any doubt about letting out your property, that you’re feeling a little more confident now.

I KNOW the difference that the new laws are making because I see it in practice every day. The nature of my work brings me into contact with some landlords who have had bad experiences and who ask us to approach the courts for help. In this week’s article, I share one particular case with you.

Mr A owns a property in Spain which he had been successfully letting out. However, with a new tenant, problems were emerging. Without warning or any explanation, the tenant stopped paying the rent. Mr A, who required the money to pay his own rent, came to me for advice.

I explained that it was possible to challenge his wayward tenant through the courts. Mr. A decided to go ahead. It took less than a month for his case to be

heard and the decision was made by the judge that the tenant had only ten days in which to pay what he owed or leave the property. If neither happened, then eviction would follow.

True to form, the tenant did not show. Attempts were made to inform him of the court’s decision through a registered letter and postings on the court’s bulletin board. However, there was no one in the property to receive the letter and no sight of the tenant during the ten days notification period.

This did not slow down proceedings. Once the ten days had passed, the process of eviction could go forward, even though there had been no contact with the tenant. It was sufficient that attempts had been made to inform the AWOL tenant of the court’s decision. The court proved good to its word and a

further court ruling enabled the eviction to go ahead.

When the eviction day arrived, it came as no surprise that the tenant was nowhere to be seen. As our knocks at the door remained unanswered and the tenant had had new locks fitted, we were left with no option other than to bring in our own locksmith to open the door.

On Mr A’s behalf, we took possession of the new keys and were able to return his property to him.

Ironically, this case was particularly speedy because the tenant did not respond: had the tenant engaged with the court the process would have taken longer.

As it was, Mr A was relieved to have his property returned to him in a relatively short period of time, just three months in total. His next tenant would be very carefully vetted before taking hold of the keys.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

Life

Corpore’s beach workout GUYS AND girls keeping fit at the Corpore Fitness Sports Clubs are enjoying al fresco fun at the beach during the summer months – although there is still a price to be paid in sweat.

By Jack Troughton QUALIFIED INSTRUCTORS from the Benidorm and Finestrat clubs provide the motivation while those taking part bring a good sense of humour and a touch of competiveness to a gym built on sand.

Cross-training sessions are held on the beach at La Cala Finestrat twice a week – Tuesdays and Thursdays - and a Wednesday morning is given over to beach volleyball and football. Sessions start at 9.30am.

And after around 45 minutes of a workout – including time to take on all important liquids – what could be more refreshing than a quick dip into the crystal clear waters of the Med? There is normally between 25 and 30 people taking part in the sessions which were launched in June and continue until the end of September. The summer activities have proved to be highly popular – every time Corpore updates its Facebook site with new photographs of the beach training it is rewarded by a flood of ‘likes’ on the social media network.

OUTDOOR The sports club has found the outdoor training has been hugely successful this year and provides a break from the host of activities provided at both gyms – rewarding customers with something a little bit different and enjoyable.

It is also an opportunity for people to show off all the hard work they have put in at the gym throughout the year

and make a statement to the rest of the world: “Look what Corpore has done for me!”

However, it really is a workout. Beach work is tough and the instructors are at hand urging people on to try and get them to the next level.

There is also a team spirit among those taking part; many of the sports are edged with a strong flavour of competition which helps keep things interesting, and helps everyone stay

focussed when the going gets hard.

Corpore Fitness Sports Clubs are based at the Benidorm Bus Station Commercial centre and La Marina Commercial Centre. For more information call 96 586 0586 or visit www.corporefitness.com The gyms are open Monday to Friday between 7am and 11.30pm, on Saturday and holidays between 8am and 8pm, and on Sunday between 10am and 3pm.

Life travel Bewitching Lucena AS YOU drive up the long curving rise to Lucena del Cid on a Monday morning you can see that they have the same washday as the Brits. Terraces in the apartment blocks are festooned with drying clothes, like some lower-class flag day.

According to the Nomenclator Oficial del Estado, the official list of Spanish town names, the town’s full title is ‘Heroica Villa de Lucena del Cid’, a title awarded to the town during the 14th Century for its ‘valour against the absolutismo carlista’. It is supposedly known locally as ‘La Perla de la Montaña’, but the locals would say that, wouldn’t they.

As you drive up the mountainside toward Lucena it looks quite large, but when you get there you find it’s actually very long and thin, wrapping itself along the mountain.

Driving in is like driving through a canyon, with its tall houses rising up the hillside on the left and dropping down to the valley on the right. Everywhere there are steep steps and arches which make you think that, if you lived there, you wouldn’t want to forget a pint of milk when you do your shopping and have to walk all the way back to the grocers.

Lucena is one of those places where you keep taking back alleys and vertical flights of stairs and suddenly end up back where you started without even trying to get there. Being built along a hill that nice little one-storey cottage you see suddenly turns into the top floor of a five-storey building.

As ever in these villages, almost anything of any interest is focused on the main square, in this case, the Plaça d’Espanya. The town hall isn’t exactly awash with tourist information; one leaflet and a badly photocopied street map, but it’s more than you get in some places. It’s worth nipping in, though, to have a ‘butchers’ at the beautiful

mondernista tile-work on the ground floor.

On the opposite side of the square, the peaked arches take you back to medieval times and are perfect examples of calles partidas, streets where the first floor extends over the ground floor to create a shady, arched walkway. Next to them the doors of the Parish Church, the Iglesia Nstra.

Sra. de la Asunción, glow as if they’ve just been prepared for a Brillo advert. These beautifully restored examples of metalworker’s art are made of thin sheets of brass where the nails fixing them to the doors create intricate designs.

On the opposite side of the square is a beautiful fountain with ornate modernista decoration, floral motifs intricately worked in iron with six big brass water spouts gushing fresh water from the mountains.

There are some other good examples of modernista (Spanish art nouveau) just off the square. Above the door of San Isidro, 5, is a lovely example of the Green Man, a design element much used in modernismo but which harks back to medieval and even pagan times, and it can be found in many of the earliest churches in Northern Europe.

Almost opposite, at Calle Duque de Tetuan, 4, Comestibles J. Segura is an excellent example of a late modernista tiled shop sign. (Nearby, the Carniceria Jesus-Mari could well be a mother and son operation.)

If you wander the streets you are often rewarded with excellent views. From the mirador on Calle Medico Nebot there are superb vistas down the valley through the pinecovered hillsides and across patches of cultivated land dotted with white casitas along the tumbling river. To your right you can see the row of cypress trees, which almost

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always indicate the entrance to a village cemetery.

While I was wandering the streets of Lucena on a freezing January day I spotted something that made me laugh and showed a wonderful sense of ingenuity. I saw an old lady splitting logs outside her house and beside her she had lit a fire in one of the shallow braziers that the Spanish historically used beneath a table to provide warmth while they were sitting around it – and was also responsible for a high mortality rate due to fires and fumes. In the open air the heat would dissipate rapidly but this clever old dame had up-ended a rusty old metal bucket with the bottom knocked out to act as a chimney. The whole contraption looked like a witch’s hat on fire but radiated heat wonderfully.

This article is taken from Inland Trips from the Costa Blanca, a series of five ebooks, each of four excursions that cover the whole of the Valencian region. For further information and immediate download from Amazon.co.uk, visit www.spainuncovered.net

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Life spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Step by Step Spanish -42 Quedar and Quedarse THERE ARE certain concepts in any language that are very difficult to translate or to explain in other languages. English is full of weird expressions that we just take for granted, but when we come across difficult things in Spanish they often don’t stick in our minds.

WE’RE GOING take tackle one of these beasts today, namely, the verb “quedar” and its reflexive form “quedarse”. Both forms have quite a large range of meanings, so I’ll just focus on some of the most common ones and see how we get on.

We’ll start with the reflexive verb “quedarse” because in some ways it’s the easier of the two. The most common use of this verb is to mean “to stay”. For example: “Cuando voy a Gales, me quedo en la casa de mi madre” (When I go to Wales, I stay in my mother’s house).

“Quédate aquí un momento” (Stay here a moment). Also “quedarse con”, as well as literally meaning “to stay with” also means “to keep”, so when you want to tell someone to “keep the change” you can say “quédate con el cambio” or more formally “quédese con el cambio”.

The verb “quedar” on its own, however, is more difficult to translate directly and has a much wider variety of meanings. It can mean “To be left in a state or situation” for example “Quedar viudo/viuda” (to be left a widow(er) or “quedar sin hogar” (to become/be made homeless).

Very similar to this is to idea of “remaining”. For example “Quedan cuatro personas en el bar” (there are four people left in the bar) or “Queda poco (tiempo) para llegar” (there only a short time left

before (we) arrive). We also talk about “quedar” when referring to appearance. For example: “El jersey me queda grande” (the jumper is big on me); “El color azul me queda bien” (the colour blue suits me).

We also use “quedar” to refer to location, and in this sense it can be used as an alternative to “estar”. “¿Dónde queda la iglesia?”

“Queda cerca de mi casa.” (It is – situated – near my house).

By far the most common use of “quedar” however is when we make arrangements to meet up with people. We might say to our Spanish friends “¿Quedamos para tomar algo?” (Shall we meet up for a drink?) Also “¿Dónde quedamos?” or “¿A qué hora quedamos?”

(Where or What time shall we meet?). This can work with other tenses and people, for example “Manuel ha quedado con Silvia a las ocho” (Manuel has arranged to meet Silvia at 8 o’clock). I would go so far as to say that “quedar” is one of the most useful, and yet one of the most untranslatable, verbs in the Spanish language.

And finally, we can use “quedar” to refer to a decision that has been made. Sometimes after some sort of rambling discussion we may hear: “¿Entonces, en qué quedamos?” (So, what have we agreed then?) In my experience, that often leads to a repetition of the whole conversation.

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Jeremy Clarkson @Jeremy Clarkson : Wather people: can you get it into your heads, we like this weather. Stop telling us it’s dangerous.

Funny UberFacts @UberFacts 36m The average worker is only productive for about 3.5 hours on Monday.

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Funny Or Die @funnyordie : “How are you still single?” is the nicest way to ask “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Annoying Funny Tweets @funnypage : When you are trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest.

Life books

Danny Collins - copydjp@gmail.com

Impatient Optimist So what’s to review? These are the utterings of Bill Gates over the years and you either think he’s an ingenious visionary or an unscrupulous monopolist.

ACCORDINGLY, THEN, you’ll either bask in what you perceive as his wisdom – well, at 31 he was the youngest ever self-made billionaire – or you’ve struggled with Windows Vista and you’d like to hang him from a lamppost. The book is edited by Lisa Rogak, whom you know with a name like that is going to be American and a Gates groupie. I suppose I should add that in 2008 Gates stood down as Microsoft CEO and now devotes himself full time to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, a world-wide charity, which may be a sort of penance for making more money than Croesus or a genuine desire to help the poor while keeping enough to live on. Whatever, it does make the book essential reading for anyone seeking wisdom from the world’s most extraordinary entrepreneur.

Lots of clever, astute, Bill Gates’ opinions and comments on everything that we could all say but nobody would listen because we aren’t Bill Gates, but he does come out with some things worth saying and he’ll be listened to, Author: Bill Gates Publisher: Hardy Grant (paperback) Price: 11.20 euros ISBN: 978 174270443 2

so there’s nothing bad about that. I searched through the book for the bit where he says,’......and send a cheque for several million to Mr Collins in Spain....’ but I couldn’t find it anywhere. Ah, well.....

So what’s to

Suduko Answer

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Life tech

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Update Skype HOLA AUNTY V: I use Internet Explorer and Firefox on XP. For weeks I have been getting the Update message from Skype. When I try to install the update the old Skype cannot be removed and I get the ‘Fatal’ error report... Is this a job for an expert? My technical knowledge is very limited .What do you suggest? Gracias, Margaret Aunty says: If you are unable to uninstall something, then it usually means a file is corrupted.

Download and install Revo Uninstaller - http:// download.cnet.com/Revo-Uninstaller/3000-2096_ 4-10687648.html - a nice third party program that can help uninstall troublesome programs. Use Revo to uninstall Skype, reboot the PC, and then install the latest version of Skype.

Hope this helps!

Print out a list of files DEAR AUNTY: Is there any way I can print out the list of files in a folder?

I run Windows 7. The folder contains MP3 music files. Regards, Martin and Carol.

Aunty says: There are a number of ways to print the file names of a directory. In Windows Explorer, navigate to the directory for which you want to print or save the listing. Press the Shift key while right-clicking on the directory. Select Open command window here from the popup menu.

At the command prompt, type the following command and press Enter: dir > print.txt A file called print.txt is created in the directory.

When you open the file in Notepad, or in your favourite text editor or word processor, you will see the same directory listing you would see in the command window using the ‘dir’ command alone.

Or you can use a program such as: Directory List & Print.

iTunes HI AUNTY: I have just read how to put music into iTunes BUT can I now put music on my Apple iPhone 5? Thank you, John Aunty says: There are two ways to put music from iTtunes onto the iPhone: Connect the device to your computer. Open iTunes: Select iPhone, iPad, or iPod in the ‘Devices’ list: Sync music - which will sync the folders on the PC and iPhone Or: Connect the device to your computer. Open iTunes.

Select iPhone, iPad, or iPod in the Devices list. Click the Summary tab and select ‘Manually manage music and videos’.

Click ‘Apply’ - allowing you to manually move the files you want.

Response: Thank you for a very informative answer appreciated.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Epson Expression Home Small-In-One Printer THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Epson Expression Home XP-305 Wi-Fi Small-In-One Printer.

All-In-One Printers have been around a few years now, they are designed to replace the need to have separate printers and scanners - providing the functions of a printer, scanner and copier altogether in one handy compact package. And with the advent of wireless networks came the ability to connect via WiFi - no need for trailing cables and having to place the device close to a host computer – the device only needs to be sited near a power supply and within range of the relevant wireless router to be available to all of the computers connected to that network.

Today we’re going to be looking at the Epson Expression Home XP-305 All-In-One Printer, referred to rather cheekily by the manufacturers as a Small-In-One due to its very compact 390x300x145mm dimensions and weighing in at a lithe 4.2 kg.

The Epson was designed specifically for users who are purchasing a WiFi printer for the first time as it is self-configuring straight out of the box, and requires no complicated knowledge of your network or it´s settings. Automatic set-up is compatible with computers running Windows 7, Windows Vista or Mac OS. It should be noted that a USB cable will be required for initial WiFi set-up for Windows XP users which is not supplied.

The Epson Expression Home XP-305 can handle print resolutions up to 5760 x 1440 dots per inch with printing speeds

of 33 pages/min for black and white and 15 pages/min for colour. The feeder tray can hold up to a 100 A4 sheets, so plenty of capacity. The printer uses the new Claria Home Ink cartridges designed to give affordable reliable printing and to produce crisp, clear text documents and glossy lab-quality photos. Cartridges can also be replaced individually so you only need replace the empty one.

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Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/epson-expression-printer to purchase the Epson Expression Home XP305 Small-In-One Printer for 74€. Please note the power cord has a UK plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Available to download from Google Play for Android and iTunes for Apple devices.

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Life Showbiz Goss

by

Peter Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

OMG! It’s coming around again!

ONE OF my hardest jobs as I browse around the gossip columns is what to leave out, but when I read this first item it was always going to be the top story, even although I have brought the subject matter to the column several times before.

August is already upon us and before the month is over the wonder that is the X Factory will be right there ... before you’re very eyes … Again! Sharon Osbourne, Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger and Louis Walsh will bring their style and panache to the proceedings and so will begin four long months of … ahem! I won’t complete the sentence as the word I thought of might burn a hole in the page.

What this is all about is viewing figures. Last year a mere 9.3 million peeps cancelled the many more sensible things they could have done with their time to watch James Arthur do his stuff. 9.3 million viewers is the lowest since 1995, and today’s story is about Simon Cowells reaction to this dramatic fall in numbers, a reaction that confirms to me how desperate things are getting back at the office.

I stopped watching the programme four years ago when they turned the ‘glitz’ dial up to full, and this very same subject has reared its ugly mug once again. Fact 1: Last year Simon Cowell was in the US running another one of his factories and made all the mentoring decisions by phone. Fact 2: Viewing figures are down. Solution: Have the mentoring meeting on Simon’s yacht in the middle of the Med. And yes folks! … That’s what’s going to happen!

Diana Vickers (2008), made a timely contribution to this subject last week when she said: “…it used to be a lot more organic … it wasn’t showbizzy or celeby … now it’s more about the live audience and the comedy and the entertainment value.” Flying in your guests to spend some time on your yacht in the Med is ‘glitzy, showbizzy, and celeby’ too, but be careful Sy, as wanting to show the whole world what a big boy you are is the mark of a very lonely man ... Give it all away mate! … Make you feel better…

Celebrity clip: The famous five!

LAST WEEK Jeff Bridges was being interviewed by E!, a top US magazine, when out the corner of his eye he saw actress Jennifer Lawrence hurrying towards him. Caught on camera you see Jennifer stop and turn away, then go on up to him say, “I’m so sorry for interrupting you,” then adding, “Oh my God, I’m like, your bigg est fan.” The clever E! journalist put the mic up to Jenny’s face and you heard: “I loved The Dude character in The Big Lebowski,” … aaah bless.

Baby fever gripped the nation last week with shedloads of well-wishers, including the Muppets, who made a short video for the happy couple in the way only they can. Miss Piggy says to Kermit “Kind of makes you want to have a Royal child of your own … can’t you just hear the little pitter patter of tadpole feet?” to which Kermit replies: “Tadpoles don’t have feet,” before making a hasty exit.

Speaking to the Radio Times sports presenter Gabby Logan claimed she was once asked by a top BBC producer to change her style of dress as it was ‘too glamorous’. It seems he pointed to her high-heeled boots and said “You don’t wear them when you do the dishes, do you?” to which Gabby replied “do you want me to look like I’m doing the dishes…? I’m not here to look like a housewife.”… Love U Gabby.

Three years ago Lady GaGa turned up at the MTV Video awards show wearing a dress made out of raw meat to protest against the U.S. military’s ‘don’t-ask-don’t-tell’ policy for gay service members … and where will she make her first public appearance after hip surgery? Yes indeedie, LGG will be on the show in August to help promote her new album ARTPOP... Love U 2 Gee Gee! Not so famous is our next and final subject Luisa Zissma. Luisa is the girl who just missed out on winning this year’s Apprentice, but apparently her straight talking attitude has gathered attention, and enough of it to rub out how unpopular she was with the viewers. It is now rumoured that Luisa is to get her own baking show … Just what we need … another show with cooking in it.

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2nd - 8th August

FRIDAY 2nd August BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Fake Britain 12:30 Helicopter Heroes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:40 Doctors 15:10 Only Fools and Horses 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 A Question of Sport 20:30 Celebrity MasterChef 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Sherlock 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Would I Lie to You? 24:05 Pramface 24:35 Alpha Dog

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:35 Homes Under the Hammer 08:35 Great British Railway Journeys 09:05 Bargain Hunt 09:50 Saints and Scroungers 10:35 Great British Menu 11:35 Politics Europe 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Animal Park 14:00 Live Golf: The Women’s British Open 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Swimming 21:00 Celebrity Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Horizon 23:00 The Trip 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 The Unbearable Lightness of Being

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Tipping Point 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 The Hungry Sailors 16:00 Secret Dealers 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Take on the Twisters 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Harbour Lives 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Doc Martin 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The River Wild

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun 14:05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Ramadan Diaries 21:00 Four Rooms 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 That Music Show 24:05 Sean Lock: Stand Up

07:00 Childrens Tv 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Gadget Show 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 Unstable 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Cricket: The Ashes 21:00 World’s Busiest 22:00 Big Brother 23:30 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 24:30 Big Brother

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:05 Judge Judy 10:35 Up All Night 11:05 Up All Night 11:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 Judge Judy 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:30 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 300 24:20 Celebrity Juice

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 One Tree Hill 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 Scrubs 10:15 Rules of Engagement 10:40 90210 11:35 One Tree Hill 12:35 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 15:30 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:25 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 There’s Something about Mary 24:20 The Big Bang Theory 24:50 The Big Bang Theory

SATURDAY 3rd August BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh and Easy Food 13:00 BBC News 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 Swimming 15:30 Live Golf: The Women’s British Open 17:25 Final Score 18:15 BBC News 18:35 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 20:30 I Love My Country 21:20 The National Lottery: Break the Safe 22:10 Casualty 23:00 Mrs Brown’s Boys 23:30 BBC News; Weather 23:50 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 24:35 The Football League Show

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 08:00 The Adventures of Michael Strogoff 09:20 The Private Affairs of Bel Ami 11:10 Reel History of Britain 11:40 The Private Life of Plants 12:30 University Challenge 13:00 The A to Z of TV Cooking 13:45 Talking Pictures 14:25 Hotel Reserve 15:55 Flog It! 16:25 Wild Shepherdess with Kate Humble 17:25 Live Golf: The Women’s British Open 19:00 Swimming 20:30 Proms Extra 2013 21:10 David Starkey’s Music & Monarchy 22:10 Top of the Lake 23:10 A Tribute to Mel Smith 23:45 Not Again: Not the Nine O’Clock News

SUNDAY 4th August BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 BBC News 11:00 Sunday Morning Live 12:00 Bargain Hunt 12:30 Live Cycling 15:00 BBC News 15:10 Escape to the Country 15:55 Earthflight 16:55 Songs of Praise 17:30 Live Cycling 19:30 Deadly 60 on a Mission 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 BBC News 21:00 Countryfile 22:00 The White Queen 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:10 Room 101 Extra Storage 24:50 The Sky at Night

BBC2

07:00 Hindle Wakes 08:30 Around the World in 80 Gardens 09:30 The Beechgrove Garden 10:00 Gardeners’ World 10:30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:00 Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well 12:30 EastEnders 14:25 Flog It! 14:55 Live Golf: The Women’s British Open 19:00 Swimming 20:30 Porridge 21:00 Top Gear 22:00 Das Auto: The Germans, Their Cars and Us 23:00 The Real White Queen and Her Rivals 24:00 Irresistible

ITV1 07:00 Childrens Tv 08:20 Kick Buttowski Suburban Daredevil 08:35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!

09:00 Gravity Falls 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Dinner Date 10:25 Saturday Cookbook 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 Saturday Farm 13:20 ITV News and Weather 13:25 All Star Mr & Mrs 14:25 Midsomer Murders 16:25 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 19:00 ITV News Central 19:15 ITV News and Weather 19:30 You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 Your Face Sounds Familiar 21:45 All Star Family Fortunes 22:45 The Americans 23:40 ITV News and Weather 23:50 Air America

ITV1 07:00 Childrens Tv 08:35 The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!

09:00 Sonny with a Chance 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Country House Sunday 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 ITV News and Weather 12:25 Columbo: a Deadly State of Mind 13:55 Love Your Garden 14:55 Fool Britannia 15:25 You’ve Been Framed!

15:55 A Touch of Frost 18:00 Liar Liar 19:30 ITV News Central 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 21:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 22:00 Law & Order: UK 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:15 Perspectives 24:15 Murder, She Wrote

CHANNEL 4 07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 British F3 International Series 08:30 The Grid 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 Frasier 11:35 Frasier 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 Undercover Boss Canada 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:20 Come Dine with Me 17:50 Come Dine with Me 18:20 Come Dine with Me 18:55 Come Dine with Me 19:25 Channel 4 News 19:55 Ramadan Diaries 20:00 Grand Designs 21:00 X-Men 23:00 Kick-Ass

CHANNEL 5 07:00 Childrens Tv 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25 Roary the Racing Car 10:45 Jelly Jamm 11:00 The Mr Men Show 11:15 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11:50 Slugterra 12:10 Meerkat Manor 12:45 Big Brother 14:10 A Bridge Too Far 17:30 CSI: NY 18:30 Jesse Stone: No Remorse 20:00 Cricket: The Ashes 21:00 NCIS 21:55 NCIS 22:50 5 News Weekend 23:00 Big Brother 24:00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych

ITV2 07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:25 Coronation Street 09:55 Emmerdale 13:00 Dinner Date: Australia 14:00 Free Willy 2: the Adventure Home 16:00 The Xtra Factor 17:00 You’ve Been Framed!

17:30 You’ve Been Framed!

18:00 You’ve Been Framed!

18:30 You’ve Been Framed!

19:00 You’ve Been Framed!

19:30 The Lost World: Jurassic Park 22:00 Hot Fuzz 24:20 Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies

E4

07:00 Being Erica 07:45 Being Erica 08:40 Make It or Break It 09:40 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10:45 Ugly Betty 11:40 Scrubs 12:10 Scrubs 12:40 Scrubs 13:10 Glee 14:10 Charmed 15:05 90210 16:05 Rules of Engagement 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 Rules of Engagement 18:30 The Mindy Project 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Suburgatory 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 Happy Endings 22:00 My Stepmother Is an Alien 24:10 PhoneShop 24:40 The Inbetweeners

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 Blancpain Endurance Series 08:05 Ironman 2013 08:35 World Trail Running Championships 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 14:00 The Simpsons 14:30 Deal or No Deal 15:30 The Spy Next Door 17:20 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief 19:35 Channel 4 News 19:55 Ramadan Diaries 20:00 Princess Diana’s Dresses: The Auction 21:00 The Mill 22:00 Southcliffe 23:00 Forrest Gump

07:00 Childrens Tv 09:20 Mio Mao 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:30 Roary the Racing Car 10:45 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai 11:35 Slugterra 12:00 Meerkat Manor 12:30 Big Brother 13:30 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side 14:30 World’s 15:30 Rocketeer 17:40 The Man in the Iron Mask 20:00 Cricket: The Ashes 21:00 Once Upon a Time 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Blade II

07:00 Beauty and the Geek

07:00 Scrubs 07:25 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 08:15 Make It or Break It 09:10 Ugly Betty 10:05 Scrubs 10:35 Scrubs 11:05 Hollyoaks 13:40 Glee 14:35 Charmed 15:35 90210 16:35 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 The Mindy Project 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 New Girl 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Maid in Manhattan 23:05 The Inbetweeners 23:40 Skins 24:45 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 a

07:50 Emmerdale 10:40 Coronation Street 13:10 America’s Got Talent 15:00 America’s Got Talent 16:00 A Cinderella Story 17:55 Step Up 20:00 Two Weeks Notice 22:00 Whip It 24:20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 24:55 Hell’s Kitchen USA

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Life TV

2nd August - 8th August

MONDAY 5th August BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Helicopter Heroes 12:45 Fake Britain 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Doctors 15:10 Only Fools and Horses 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Rip Off Britain 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Long Live Britain 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Long Live Britain 24:20 Live at the Apollo

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Great British Railway Journeys 08:35 Bargain Hunt 09:20 Saints and Scroungers 10:05 Restoration Home 11:05 The Chef’s Protege 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Picnic 14:50 Coast 14:55 Weakest Link 15:40 Mastermind 16:10 The A to Z of TV Gardening 16:55 A Taste of My Life 17:25 Europe: A Natural History 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well 22:00 Rick Stein’s German Bite 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Das Auto: The Germans, Their Cars and Us

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Tipping Point 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 The Hungry Sailors 16:00 Secret Dealers 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Take on the Twisters 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Dales 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Long Lost Family 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Benidorm 24:05 Monk

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 08:15 According to Jim 08:40 Will & Grace 09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 A Place in the Sun 14:05 The Thief of Bagdad 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Ramadan Diaries 21:00 Dispatches 22:00 Southcliffe 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 Random Acts 24:10 Coming Up 24:45 How to Get a Council House

07:00 Childrens Tv 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 World’s 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Animal A&E 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:10 Hush 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Animal A&E 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Cricket: The Ashes 21:00 The Billion Dollar Wreck Hunt 22:00 Botched Up Bodies 23:00 Big Brother 24:00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:05 Judge Judy 10:35 Up All Night 11:05 Up All Night 11:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 The Xtra Factor 22:00 The Bourne Identity 24:20 Paranormal Activity

TUESDAY 6th August

ITV2

E4

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 One Tree Hill 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 Scrubs 10:15 Rules of Engagement 10:45 90210 11:40 One Tree Hill 12:35 Charmed 13:35 Hollyoaks 14:05 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 15:30 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 New Girl 21:30 The Mindy Project 22:00 90210 23:00 Skins 24:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 24:55 The Big Bang Theory

BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Helicopter Heroes 12:45 Fake Britain 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Doctors 15:10 Only Fools and Horses 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Allotment Wars 24:25 Life Savers

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Great British Railway Journeys 08:35 Bargain Hunt 09:20 Saints and Scroungers 10:05 You’ve Been Scammed 10:35 The Chef’s Protege 11:05 The Chef’s Protege 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Jules Verne’s Rocket to the Moon 14:55 The Super League Show 15:40 Mastermind 16:10 The A to Z of TV Gardening 16:55 A Taste of My Life 17:25 Europe: A Natural History 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 A Summer in Wales 21:00 Count Arthur Strong 21:30 The Cruise: A Life at Sea 22:00 Make Me a German 23:00 Family Tree 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Rick Stein’s German Bite

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Tipping Point 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 The Hungry Sailors 16:00 Secret Dealers 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Take on the Twisters 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Nature’s Newborns 21:00 Love Your Garden 22:00 Stephen Fry’s Key to the City 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 24:35 In Plain Sight

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 08:15 According to Jim 08:40 Will & Grace 09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 A Place in the Sun 14:05 Cocoon 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Ramadan Diaries 21:00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 22:00 Undercover Boss 23:00 Rude Tube 24:05 Random Acts 24:10 The Dealership

07:00 Childrens Tv 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector Returns 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Animal A&E 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:15 Amber’s Story 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Animal A&E 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Monkey Life 20:30 Highland Emergency 21:00 The Kids with No Memory 22:00 CSI: NY 23:00 Big Brother 24:00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:05 Judge Judy 10:35 Up All Night 11:05 Up All Night 11:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:30 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 Hannibal

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 One Tree Hill 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 Scrubs 10:15 Rules of Engagement 10:45 90210 11:40 One Tree Hill 12:35 Charmed 13:35 Hollyoaks 14:05 How I Met Your Mother 15:05 Scrubs 16:05 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:25 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 New Girl 22:30 The Mindy Project 23:00 Happy Endings 23:30 30 Days of Night

WEDNESDAY 7th August BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Helicopter Heroes 12:45 Fake Britain 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Doctors 15:10 Only Fools and Horses 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Celebrity MasterChef 22:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Call Centre 24:35 The League Cup Show

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Great British Railway Journeys 08:30 Bargain Hunt 09:15 Saints and Scroungers 10:00 Rick Stein’s India 11:00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 11:30 The Chef’s Protege 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Land of the Pharaohs 14:40 Coast 14:45 Weakest Link 15:30 Mastermind 16:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 16:45 A Taste of My Life 17:15 Journeys into the Ring of Fire 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 A Summer in Wales 21:00 Restoration Home 22:00 Queen Victoria’s Children 23:00 The Culture Show 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Dara O Briain’s Science Club

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Tipping Point 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 The Hungry Sailors 16:00 Secret Dealers 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Take on the Twisters 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 You Saw Them Here First 22:00 Neighbourhood Force 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Inside Man

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 08:15 According to Jim 08:40 Will & Grace 09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 A Place in the Sun 14:05 SuperScrimpers 14:10 Rat Race 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Ramadan Diaries 21:00 How Not to Get Old 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 The Last Leg 23:50 Cutting Edge 24:40 Random Acts 24:45 Undercover Boss

07:00 Childrens TV 08:45 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Traders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Animal A&E 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:10 Killer Flood 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Animal A&E 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Emergency Bikers 21:00 Nurses 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Love/Hate 24:10 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 The Xtra Factor 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:05 Judge Judy 10:35 Up All Night 11:05 Up All Night 11:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 The Xtra Factor 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 Hot Fuzz

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 One Tree Hill 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 Scrubs 10:15 Rules of Engagement 10:45 90210 11:40 One Tree Hill 12:35 Charmed 13:35 Hollyoaks 14:05 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:05 Scrubs 15:35 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:25 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 27 Dresses 23:10 Hostage

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Helicopter Heroes 12:45 Fake Britain 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:40 Doctors 15:10 Only Fools and Horses 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Celebrity MasterChef 22:00 The Field of Blood 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Who Do You Think You Are? 24:35 Final Analysis

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Great British Railway Journeys 08:35 Bargain Hunt 09:20 Saints and Scroungers 10:05 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11:05 The Chef’s Protege 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 13:00 The French Line 14:35 Coast 14:45 Weakest Link 15:30 Mastermind 16:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 16:45 A Taste of My Life 17:15 Journeys into the Ring of Fire 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 A Summer in Wales 21:00 Dara O Briain’s Science Club 22:00 The Men Who Made Us Thin 23:00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 The Men Who Made Us Fat

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Tipping Point 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 The Hungry Sailors 16:00 Secret Dealers 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Take on the Twisters 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Married to the Job 22:00 Fraud Squad 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 You Saw Them Here First 24:35 Murder, She Wrote

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 08:15 According to Jim 08:40 Will & Grace 09:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 A Place in the Sun 14:05 Hope Floats 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Ramadan Diaries 21:00 The Dealership 22:00 How to Get a Council House 23:00 Legally High 24:05 Random Acts 24:10 Chopin Changed My Life

07:00 Childrens Tv 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 World’s Busiest 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Animal A&E 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 CSI: Miami 16:10 Mary Higgins Clark’s We’ll Meet Again 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Animal A&E 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Cowboy Traders 22:00 The Hotel Inspector Returns 23:00 Big Brother 24:00 Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:05 Judge Judy 10:35 Up All Night 11:05 Up All Night 11:35 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Judge Judy 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Two Weeks Notice 24:05 Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies

CROSSWORD SOLUTIONS 719 CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 6 Wreaths; 7 Party; 9 Walls; 10 Log-book; 12 Story-teller; 14 Bill-sticker; 18 Remarry; 19 Might; 21 Pages; 22 Palmist.

QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 6 Disease; 7 Under; 9 Pleat; 10 Minimum; 12 Instruction; 14 Constituent; 18 Natural; 19 Droll; 21 Actor; 22 Advance.

Down: 1 Tread; 2 Tablet; 3 Shy; 4 Barbel; 5 Strokes; 8 Contact; 11 Writers; 13 Literal; 15 Leader; 16 Enigma; 17 Ghost; 20 Man.

Down: 1 Aisle; 2 Retain; 3 Use; 4 Insist; 5 Set upon; 8 Liqueur; 11 Ethical; 13 Monarch; 15 Stupor; 16 Normal; 17 Slack; 20 Odd.

E4 07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 One Tree Hill 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 Scrubs 10:15 Rules of Engagement 10:40 90210 11:35 One Tree Hill 12:35 Charmed 13:35 Hollyoaks 14:05 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:05 Scrubs 15:35 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Don’t Trust the B**** in Apartment 23 22:30 Suburgatory 23:00 PhoneShop 23:30 The IT Crowd 24:05 Skins

What’s on Viva TV this week Viva TV broadcasts on the Torresat Network every day from 2.00pm until 10pm And you can watch all our programmes and find our full listings at www.vivatv.es Friday 2 Aug FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions – Some hints and tips about looking after your pets here in Spain. 18.05 Saturday 3rd Aug Celebrity Archive – Robson Green, singer, TV presenter and actor (his middle name is Golightly by the way!) 18.00 Sunday 4 Aug Host Your Own(series) The Costa Blanca’s very own home grown cookery show. Our judges tot up the scores and award bonuses to find out who has won. 18.05 Monday 5 Aug Let’s Talk – Simon Baldock is with Wayne Fontana a former ‘Mindbender’ who proudly lives up to his

former band’s name. 19.00 Tuesday 6 Aug Hayes Guide (series) - Dave & Jess take us round Santa Pola, a small fishing village which has so much more to offer than first meets the eye. 19.00 Wednesday 7 Aug Sex Please We’re Willing - local theatre group Ad Hoc present this hilarious comedy -something a little ‘different’. 18.05 Thursday 8 Aug The Wedding Show (series) – The day itself arrives and we see if all the elements come together on the big day. 18.15

02-08 AUG 2013

Life recipe

Mango Brûlée OKAY IT’S not strictly a brûlée, but this is one of the quickest desserts I have ever made - and one of the tastiest.

• 1 ripe mango, peeled and the flesh cut into chunks • 6 cloves, ground to a fine powder (optional) • 4 tbls crème fraïche or thick cream • 2 tbls demerara sugar Place half the mango chunks in the bottom of two ramekins and sprinkle with the ground cloves. Spread the crème fraïche over the top and sprinkle with half the sugar.

Just before serving, scorch the sugar with a blow torch or place under the grill until the sugar melts and begins to burn. Allow to cool then add the remaining sugar and repeat the scorching. Allow to cool so that the sugar forms a crunchy layer.

Serves: 2 Preparation time: 5 minutes Cooking time: 1 minute

If you have a recipe you would like to share with RTN Readers, email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

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Mount Everest Restaurant: a review from an expat family SINCE ARRIVING in Spain three years ago, we have been unable to find an Indian Restaurant where the food quality and taste resembles that of the choice Indian Restaurants back home in the North West of England. Of course we are very hard to please, as we were used to the Curry Mile of Manchester on our doorstep!

That is until last week when we visited Mount Everest Restaurant, situated in Pilar de la Horadada. The restaurant came highly recommended to us by some friends that had dined there recently, and to say that we were delighted by the whole amazing experience would be an understatement.

From the moment we arrived we were looked after by a very friendly waiter, making us all feel at home. The extensive menu is mouth-watering, with choices of tasty starters, main courses from the grill marinated in different herbs and spices, and of course...curries. There is a wide selection of all your favourite dishes plus speciality Nepalese dishes to try.

To our delight there was also a good selection for children: the usual Chicken Nuggets and other kids’ favourites and also children’s Korma and Chicken Tikka. Our three-year-old son opted (with a little encouragement) for the Chicken Korma, so this occasion goes down as our son’s first curry!

Following a mixed starter and poppadums with all the usual accompaniments, we opted for Nepalese dishes which came on sizzling platters. A separate curry sauce was served, which you can opt for mild, medium or hot, the same for any dish on their menu The chef and owner, Ram, gained his knowledge for delicious Indian Cooking in a 5* hotel based in India: you can imagine how good his dishes were!

For a wonderful and unique dining experience, head for Mount Everest, easily found on the main street into Pilar de la Horadada on the left hand side just after Carrefour.

Or book your table in advance on 96 676 6218.

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Life health

Get on yer bike Monthly cycling tips, advice and routes CYCLOGICAL CYCLE ROUTE 17: QUESADA TO LA MURADA WE LEFT the shop at Quesada and headed for Benijofar, turning right at the town square (cobbled area) and passing through Benijofar. At the roundabout for Rojales we turned left, cycling over the bridge to the next roundabout, straight across and just followed the road to San Fulgencio where we turned left at the roundabout and followed the road past La Marina Urbanisation.

Following the signs for Elche, the road is relatively straight and good. Past the petrol station on your left the road becomes a dual carriageway with a cycle track on the left. We cycled on this track until we came to the next roundabout, turning left here onto the CV851 and following this road for approximately 1km before turning left.

Once on this road we followed it until we saw the sign for Realengo: we turned

down this road, following it right into the village of Realengo, turning right at the junction and cycling along this road for about a kilometer. However, it is necessary to cycle on the main road up and over the bridge as they are making the new high speed train line and the old road is closed. Once over the bridge, we turned left at the roundabout and took the camino road, which goes all the way into Albatera (running alongside the N340). We stopped here in Albatera and had a coffee and tapas at one of the many roadside cafes.

Ready to go again, we passed through the town and at the edge of town turned right onto the CV871 heading for Los Vincentes (Approx.

10kms) turning right at Los Vincentes and cycling the last 2km into La Murada.

The main street in La Murada is full of restaurants, bars and cafes so you are spoiled for choice of Menu del

dia. Watered and fed, we headed back for Los Vincentes, following the road straight on passing through Benferri and Orihuela. At Orihuela we picked up the signs for Bigastro and cycled home through Bigastro, Jacarilla, Benejucar, Algorfa and finally Benijofar, turning right at the traffic lights and heading back towards Quesada.

This is a beautiful cycle route with lots of gorgeous views of the mountains and hills.

Total Cycling time: 6 Hours Total Distance: Approx 90 Kms. Summary: Beautiful Scenic route.

However, we had to use the main roads a couple of times.

All of our routes are now available at: www.cyclogicalcostablanca.com Gary and Lynn are available at ‘Cyclogical’ in Quesada, Monday to Friday from 9.30am till 5.30pm and from 10am till 2pm on Saturdays to assist and advise you on all cycling requirements, including route maps.

All routes are now available from our website: www.cyclogicalcostablanca.com and from our newly published book “ Cycling tips and Advice” with 20 cycle routes around the Costa Blanca. Gary and Lynn are available at Cyclogical in Quesada Monday to Friday from 9.30am till 5.30pm and from 10am till 2pm on Saturdays to assist and advise you on all you’re cycling requirements.

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Life horoscopes

Kenny corris www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 Telephone: 965 878 424

Sundae

The many challenges that Uranus brings all see you moving on to pastures new. This isn’t to be seen as running away but moving on to a new stage of your life whereby you can call the shots, and then, as such, be responsible for your actions.

Taking a long hard look at your wants and needs right now will inspire you.

MANY READERS have contacted me over the years Looking again to your opposing sign of Scorpio it is easy to see why you have recently turned your back on something that others thought would be an obvious next step for you.

Freedom means what it says on the packet, and that means. that you can cope with the hard graft, but there has to be something waiting for you at the end.

Mercury takes on Leo and Saturn and brings some initial conflict to you at the start of the week. Here you have to make a decision that is truly based on your realistic view of something that has now been allowed to go on for too long.

Your silence was because there was nobody keen to listen to you, but that was then and this is now!

Mars gives way to lucky Jupiter and right from the start you will see that there is work to be done, and you cannot do it alone. However the luck and good fortune of the Planet of indulgences shows you best how to still get your way and to make some happiness all around you into the bargain making all involved happy and more settled.

Mercury has the need to boost your flagging energy by showing you a loophole you couldn’t have imagined. By putting everything into context you are showing a set of skills that will work for you time and time again. Curb that short temper however, since stressing does nothing for the situation that calm and collected can resume and resolve.

Well done! What you have done initially went against the grain, but the result is harmonious and leaves very little to doubt. A long time ago you realised that you couldn’t make everyone happy, but without compromise you seem to have finally achieved what you set out to do. Leave others to their own devices and they will come round too.

Venus leaves Virgo to travel across the Cosmos to your side, but it will take a little while yet. Meanwhile do what we all have to do, pick yourself up, dust yourself down and be prepared to make a fresh start. If the truth had been told a while ago you wouldn’t be in this current situation, but you are, so make the most of it while you still can.

Saturn has not been sent to your side to make things easy, but nobody needs complication, especially in the light of what you have recently taken on, and what you intend to do. This is an intense time of reflection and decision, but always remember that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, and all this implies.

Time was when you would freely offer your assistance when needed, but you have learnt the hard way that nobody should bite the hand that feeds them. Having said that, it won’t be easy to stand by and watch someone make a complete fool of themselves, when there are better options, and solutions possible to save the situation.

Pluto gets to the very heart of the matter, but doesn’t always know how to smooth ruffled feathers on the way.

With somebody rightfully angry at the moment you can’t throw the bathwater out with the baby, but you can show your determined side and give someone a tasty little piece of your mind, if only to clear yourself.

You are letting go, and this is absolutely right for you right now. Take some time to enjoy well deserved rest and relaxation because this is only a pause in your busy life; and when the batteries are once more fully charged, there will be no stopping you as you take a step up to well deserved promotion and a better future.

Chiron corners a positive set of actions all connected with that need to pioneer something special. Fear has been eliminated in your life and with it comes a newly found freedom that sees you working in a different way. A born leader and a consummate achiever this is not the time to sit and wait, so bring on the new you, because you can!

asking for information about how to contact loved ones in the Spirit World. A host of you want to start communicating, and I want to help you anyway that I can do. The greater part of my professional life has been given over to proving the Spirit World exists, and this by passing messages over from the Other side for the living to hear, see or feel. Communication Spiritually is from either source, and it is a two way street between the Living and the Dead through which the Medium becomes the channel of the energy of contact. These messages can be written, told, felt or seen, and all four are possible. Some will enjoy hearing about loved ones whilst others want to see, or feel, and all wish to experience the ways of contact that we are all capable of. All of us have to grasp the difficult fact that those we love are no longer living on the Earth plane, but have made their greatest journey to the Spirit World. The difficulty in understanding is far greater for those souls who have made their transition, I can tell you. Though it is hard to cope with the loss of a loved one we continue a life here on Earth; whilst many in Spirit find it hard to come to terms with the fact they are no longer living on Earth. Many cannot accept their own death, and move to their space in the Spirit World slowly, often reluctantly.

Very often those deceased are too close to the Earth plane, where they really do not belong, by choice, because they are concerned about those they have left behind; and how they will cope. If the bereaved they

Kennys diary

A client once came to see me and I told her that I could see a wonderful ice cream sundae. I always believe in saying exactly what I see, and that’s what I saw. She burst into tears and cried out to her deceased husband. I knew she was strong, and I went on to describe the sundae because somehow I knew that it was relevant to her. I described a Knickerbocker Glory complete with Chantilly cream and a cherry on the top. My client had met her husband when he was a student working in a soda fountain to help him through college. They always loved ice cream, and made it a pact that when either of them should pass over that they would send each others favourite sundae as a test to the Medium. Almost immediately I saw a Banana Split topped with raspberry sauce. My client continued to cry and I got to feel the symbolism. Had she had died first my client would have sent her departed partner a Banana Split, but he had sent to her, her favourite, the biggest Knickerbocker Glory, fresh from the Spirit World. Tears over the messages of love then ensued, poured through in either direction because my client knew, at long last, that her husband was safe in the arms of Spirit, and that he had proved it to her.

Do not give up talking to those who you love up there.

Maybe they can’t communicate as well as they could, but they will learn by receiving your cheerful messages and find a way of replying to you. Love never dies, but sadly people do!

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

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left behind on Earth are finding it hard to settle without them then the timing of communication passes to the back burner, and there can be a long delay in the start of actual communication. As it is, six months after death is the very minimum time before attempting to send or receive a message, usually. There are exceptions of course, especially among the rehearsed souls at rest who have made a pact with a loved one here on Earth.

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Kenny it all sounds so easy, but does the average person in the street get to take on the full Spiritual thing if they have other great priorities in their life?

Karen S. Don’t you mean great worries? I cannot think of anything so Universal as the love of Spirit. Not all can take it, but what Spirit gives is something very special. They do not work for us, nor us for them, but they are there for us when we need help, and they are pioneering in their way to help us to help ourselves. This takes faith admittedly, but if the average person in the street fails to believe in their abilities it is not the fault of Spirit, and such people should go away and believe in something else…but believe in something, hopefully starting with themselves. The connection with Spirit is amazing, and yes it may be hard to tune in initially but it is free, non judgmental and inspiring, and people should get what they deserve, or more, from those set of comforts alone. I hope that they do. I hope that you do too.

If it ain’t broke then don’t fix it, but do take a long and hard look at realistic changes which spur you on, and then scare you into some kind of compromise. Be sure, because when you are good and ready then so you can be!

02-08 AUG 2013

Sudoku

Cryptic Crossword

Word Ladders

ACROSS 1. You need capital to go all over the place, we hear (4) 3. An alarming rush associated with stock (8) 9. A short dress, mother, to say the least! (7) 10. Plane in trouble in the Himalayas (5) 11. Outstanding occasion when the mail from Moscow arrives! (3,6,3) 13. What employees in the box-room do? (6) 15. Fruit ring is given scope (6) 17. The scene of fighting is part of the engraving just inside the cover (12) 20. A place for storing hay high up (5) 21. Rouse no confusion - it’s oppressive (7) 22. She produces an unusual stir in the army canteen! (8) 23. Provide sustenance, being paid for services (4)

DOWN 1. Observed and checked by the teacher again (8) 2. Laid with explosives - be careful, one hears (5) 4. The automaton envelops juicy food (6) 5. Sounds like an insignificant gain for Malachi, maybe (5,7) 6. Account for what was once flat country (7) 7. They slip from the reel, squirming (4) 8. He’s not himself! (12) 12. Marsh grass round the fields no longer enclosed (8) 14. Loads for the motor works! (7) 16. Somehow I stop about fifty navigation experts (6) 18. Parcel opened - bolt inside! (5) 19. Laboratory comes up with the start of mysterious ointment (4)

The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.

Quick Crossword

ACROSS 1. Wither (4) 3. Closet (8) 9. Non-professional (7) 10. Parrot (5) 11. Hymn (4,2,6) 13. Diffident (6) 15. U.S. inventor (6) 17. Sea bird (6,6) 20. Unsuitable (5) 21. Bandits (7) 22. Enrolled (8) 23. Boss (4)

DOWN 1. Terrible (8) 2. Empty (5) 4. Immature (6) 5. Artillery attacks (12) 6. Charges (7) 7. Daybreak (4) 8. Shows (12) 12. Enveloped (8) 14. Obedient (7) 16. Past (6) 18. Respond (5) 19. Reign (4)

Euromillions Draw Friday 19th July 2013

One ticket purchased in portugal won the jackpot Tuesday 23rd July 2013

Last weeks crossword answers can be found with the TV listings.

One Switzerland ticket won the Jackpot

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Open Mon – Fri 9:30 – 19:00 - Sat 9:30 – 14:00

Tel: 966 730 116 or 672 072 720 - www.costacars.net - Email: costacars@gmail.com

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* 25k kms *

* 1 OWNER * SEAT IBIZA 1.4i REFERENCE “2003” 3995 €

* PANIERS *

FORD FOCUS EST 1.6TDCi TREND “2009” 8300 € * EX DEMO *

FORD FOCUS EST 1.6TDCi TREND + “2009” 8995 €

* 34000kms *

CITROEN C1 1.0i X 1OWNER “2008” 4995 €

OPEL CORSA 1.3CDTi ENJOY “2008 7995 €

HONDA VFR 800i VTEC abs 8000kms “2007” 6995 €

* 22K kms *

HYUNDAI ACCENT 1.4i “2009” 6995 €

PEUGEOT 308 1.6i 16v CONFORT “2010” 10995 €

* AS NEW * HYUNDAI I20 1.2i CLASSIC “2011” 8995 €

RENAULT CLIO 1.5 DCi DYNAMIQUE “2009” 7500 €

* AUTO * KIA PRO CEE’D 1.6i CONCEPT “2009” 7500 €

* FSSH *

CITROEN NEW BERLINGO 1.6HDi MULTISPACE “2008” 8995 €

SEAT IBIZA 1.4i 16v COOL “2007 5995 €

* AUTO *

NISSAN NOTE 1.6i TEKNA AUTO “2009” 9995 €

SEAT IBIZA ST 1.6TDi STYLE “2011” 9995 €

* AUTO *

OPEL ASTRA EST 1.6i MTA AUTO ENJOY “2009” 8995 €

CITROEN NEW C4 1.6HDi BUSINESS “2011” 11995 €

LANDROVER FREELANDER 2.0TD4 AUTO “2005” 10995 €

* AS NEW *

* OFFER *

* 7 seats *

* AUTO *

RENAULT NEW SCENIC 1.5DCi AUTENTIQUE “2010” 11995 €

2 x FIAT BRAVO 1.6JTD ACTIVE 44Tkms & 53Tkms “2009” 7995 €

SEAT ALTEA XL 1.9TDi DSG AUTO STYLE “2010” 12995 €

HONDA CIVIC 1.8i V-TEC SPORT “2009” 11995 €

FORD CONNECT 1.8TDCi KOMBI 210S “2008” 7995 €

RENAULT MEGANE SPORT TOURER 1.5DCi DYNAMIC “2010” 10995 €

CITROEN C4 1.4i 16v LX HATCH “2010” 8995 €

OPEL CORSA 1.3 CDTi “2004” 4500 €

MITSUBISHI GRANDIS 2.4i INSTYLE LUXURY AUTO “2007” 10995 €

OPEL NEW ASTRA 1.7 CDTi ENJOY “2010” 11995 €

*1 OWNER*

MAZDA 3 1.6i ACTIVE “2008” 8995 €

TOYOTA AURIS 1.4 D4D ACTIVE “2010” 10995 €

NISSAN TIIDA 1.5 DCi ACCENTA PACK “2009” 8500 €

* 94K kms * FORD C-MAX 1.6TDCi AUTO TREND 1OWNER “2004” 5995 €

FORD FOCUS 1.6i TREND “2005” 5995 €

VW GOLF PLUS 1.6 TDi ADVANCE “2009” 12995 €

OPEL NEW MERIVA 1.4 TURBO ENJOY “2011” 11995 €

* AUTO *

KIA SPORTAGE 2.0i 4x2 CONCEPT “2007” 8500 €

FORD FOCUS 1.6i AUTO TREND “2011” 10995 €

AUDI A4 AVANT 2.0 TDi MULTITRONIC “2007” 12995 €

HONDA CIVIC 1.3i HYBRID AUTO “2008” 9995 €

PEUGEOT 407 1.6HDi BUSINESS LINE “2010” 10995 €

NISSAN NEW MURANO 3.5i V6 PREMIUM “2009 19995 €

SEAT ALTEA 1.6 TDi REFERENCE PACK “2010” 11995 €

MAZDA 5 2.0 CRTD 1OWNER 7SEATER “2007” 8500 €

* AUTO * CITROEN NEW C3 1.4i LX “2010” 8995 €

SUZUKI IGNIS 1.3I SPECIAL EDITION “2003” 3995 €

* AUTO * CITROEN C4 PICASSO 1.6HDi SX CMP AUTO “2007” 9500 €

KIA SPORTAGE 2.0 CRDi 4x4 1OWNER “2007” 9995 €

SAAB 93 2.0T SPORTS SEDAN AUTO “2008” 11995 €

NEW CARS available to view in our showroom in CALPE 2008 FORD FIESTA 1.4 TDCI

DIESEL, 5 dr, jade met, with charcoal trim, a/c, c/d , remote locking,

2005 MAZDA 6 TS2 2.0, 5 door hatch, blue met, with black trim, climate, alloys, cruise, BOSE hi-fi WAS 5,995€ NOW 4995€ 2004 FORD FUSION1.4 TDCI TREND + Crystal silver with grey trim, alloys, a/c, c/d, privacy glass, low kms 3995€

4995€

2010 FORD FOCUS RS electric blue with recaro interior privacy glass, climate, alloys, I-pod, only 10k, FSH, I owner, 25,950€ 2007 BMW X3 ,2.0 DIESEL,black with charcoal trim, alloys,climate , c/d,nice spec, low km,s, cruise control 14,995€ 2002 HONDA S2000 SPORT CABRIO. Speed silver with red leather trim, electric roof, polished alloys, c/d -hi-fi, a/c, totally original, unique car, only 43 k 11995€ 2008 FORD FOCUS 1.6 AUTO. Denim blue met. Grey trim, a/c c/d, remote locking & e/w only 38k 9995€ 2003 BMW X5, 4.4 SE AUTO silver with black hide alloys, climate, remote locking full spec WAS 10,995€ NOW 8,995€ 2012 RENAULT TWIZY Only 6 months old, fully electric car, pearl white met, gull wing doors 6995€ 2002 TOYOTA CELICA 1.8 VVTI COUPE,silver with grey sports trim,a/c, c/ d, alloys,very low km,s, as new, 5995€

2004 HYUNDAI H 200 VAN 2500 DIESEL. LWB, side sliding door, silver with blue trim, c/d, low km,s.

IMMACULATE

4995€

2008 FORD FIESTA 1.4TDCI DIESEL 5 dr.jade met, with charcoal trim, a/c, c/d, remote locking, etc 4995€ 2004 HYUNDAI H 200 VAN 2500 DIESEL.LWB, side sliding door,silver with blue trim,c/d,low km,s.

4995€ 2007 SUZUKI SWIFT 1.5glx 5dr silver with black trim, a/c, c/d, alloys, s/history, 4995€

2007 SUZUKI SWIFT 1.5glx 5dr silver with black trim, a/c, c/d, alloys, s/history

4995€ 2005 SUZUKI WAGON R+. 1.3 5 dr, sky blue met,with grey trim,a/c c/ d,s/h 3995€ 2003 VW GOLF,1.6 HATCH,black with charcoal trim, alloys, a/c, cruise, c/d hi-fi 3995€

2005 SUZUKI WAGON R+ 1.3 5 dr, sky blue met, with grey trim, a/c, c/d, s/h

3995€ 2001 SMART FOR TWO, 600, AUTO/ tiptronic yellow & black, ” Ferrari edition “ panoramic roof, alloys, stunning!

2995€

UK RIGHT HAND DRIVE

2004 MAZDA MX5 CABRIO magenta mica met,with black trim, c/d, hi-fi, alloys, FSH, immaculate!

4995€ 2004 FORD FIESTA1.4 LX, 5 dr,blue met with charcoal trim,a/c ,c/d,,tax& mot, 2695€

MOTORCYCLES 2007 PIAGGIO MP3 3 WHEEL SCOOTER

2495€

CASH FOR YOUR CAR Tel: 965 876 030

Mob: 699 034 138

02-08 AUG 2013

Life removals The personal touch from Helen’s Trucks HELEN’S TRUCKS has been in business for over 10 years and they specialise in smaller loads and light removals, moving goods and items between the UK, Spain, France and Portugal. They bring that personal touch to transporting your belongings from A to B. Helen and Robert, who along with Alan make up the team at Helen’s Trucks, said the market has changed significantly from the peak a few years ago when so many more people were moving to Spain from the UK. Now they find that most people are leaving the bulk of their furniture and white goods in their property when they sell and are looking to transport only the most precious of their belongings and heirlooms back with them when they return to the UK. With vehicles ideally sized not just for the loads they carry but to manoeuvre through narrow Spanish streets and access ways, Helen’s Trucks’ fleet are perfectly equipped for what they do.

Customers receive a personal, friendly, quality service at Helen’s Trucks.

Helen and Robert both believe it is very important to meet their customers face to face, even when giving those initial estimates. “That way we can find out what the customer really wants and needs,” said Helen. That helps build up trust with their customers that they can safely leave their treasured possessions in safe hands and an advantage with Helen’s Trucks is that their customers know as Robert puts it, ‘that Personal touch goes a thousand miles.’

If it is not possible to deliver it straight away or you need your items stored then Helen’s Trucks have secure palletised and containerised storage available at very good rates for both short and long term.

Helen’s Trucks can undertake any wrapping and packing for you but if you prefer then they can supply all the necessary cartons, paper and tape for you to do the work yourself. All their removals are itemised and an inventory produced and the entire load is kept together and not split. Communication with their customers is another key element to success at Helen’s Trucks.

Understanding details like parking and offloading availability, access to

The team at Helen’s Trucks of Alan, Helen and Robert

properties and so on is vital to ensure a successful on time delivery and if there are unavoidable delays caused by weather conditions for example then Helen’s Trucks make sure their clients are kept abreast of the situation.

Helen’s Trucks offer you the flexibility of being able to pick up at short notice and a personal service bringing that human touch to meeting your needs. Helen summed up the Helen’s Trucks philosophy saying, “It’s all about making moving easy and stress free.” You can contact Helen’s Trucks on 965 400 616 or 667 815 081 or UK 0843 207 9161 and email at helenstrucks1@yahoo.co.uk or visit their website at www.helenstrucks.com

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02-08 Aug 2013

Just because he’s Number 1 Noel’s world of golf

By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Alicante Golf 639 730 891

THE 142ND Open Championship will long be remembered for the quality of the golf played and the golf course. Congratulations to the R & A and Muirfield for providing a true test of links golf. The reward was that we saw a true champion emerge and one who behaves as we would like to see all of sports elite performers. Phil Mickelson is a real gentleman of golf and a great role model for all who wish to come into golf and play with honesty and integrity. What a shame that cannot be said about the World number one golfer: Tiger Woods.

The troubles of Tiger have been well documented over the years and we do not want to go down that road again but is he now ‘bigger than the game of golf’ - or are the sponsors so powerful that the authorities are terrified of upsetting him?

Any man or woman who gets to the top echelons of their chosen profession has a duty to behave in a manner that does not bring the sport into disrepute yet seemingly Tiger Woods is immune to punishment for appalling behavior on the golf course. I refer in particular to his continual spitting. At The Open, in the final round in particular, he appeared to spit after every single shot. With hundreds of millions of people

watching all over the world what we have to ask is this the image we want to send out to those people we are trying desperately to get into our sport? I think a very resounding ‘no’ is the answer.

I am well aware that spitting is not seen as bad in some parts of the world but the majority of people are disgusted by this sickening habit as evidenced by the number of people who have spoken to me about it since The Open finished.

Yet with Tiger it is not just the spitting that is the problem. There are the temper tantrums where clubs are thrown; bunkers are damaged; turf hacked from the fairway and rough and the ever repeating use of the ‘F’ word that many of us also find offensive. Now Tiger is not the only offender but he does seem to be the player with the highest profile.

So is he bigger than the game? It seems it is getting near to that and it is high time officialdom did something to stop our sport degrading to the likes of football where poor conduct is commonplace.

Nobody is bigger than the sport whatever their name and those in charge of sport must ensure proper punishment is dished out to those who continually

behave in an unacceptable manner. Monetary fines are not enough. The punishment has to be much more than that to be effective.

WIN A DOZEN SRIXON GOLF BALLS COURTESY OF GOLF MED Answer the question below correctly to have a chance to win. The winner of this fantastic prize will be picked at random at the end of each month.

Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews. com The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection.

QUESTION FOR AUGUST 2ND 2013 Where will the 2014 Open Championship be held?

All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 31st August to be entered into August’s draw, to be made on 31st August 2013. The winner will be announced in RTN on 6th September 2013. To collect your prize you will have to come along to an RTN Golf Club day and meet with Noel Eastwell.

Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com - Free golf lesson for all new RTN Golf members! Sign up now, limited offer

The RTN Club Scene

PLAY ALICANTE Golf for just 10€ including buggy!

At RTN we are always looking to provide our readers with something special and have collaborated with Alicante Golf to give you a treat of a lifetime as a golfer. We and Alicante Golf invite you and your fellow golfers to participate in the first Alicante Golf Society Masters on September 3rd 2013 playing their fantastic championship golf course for just 10€ per player including buggy.

The format of play will be a pair’s better ball Stableford competition played off your golf society handicap plus slope. The day will start at 9.30am with the prize presentation to take place immediately after the last scorecards have been returned.

This is a fantastic opportunity for you and your members to play the area’s best golf course for just 10€ and have a chance to win a prize as well. Prizes for the winners are: 1st Prize: Callaway Golf Bag each 2nd Prize: Callaway Golf Shirt each 3rd Prize: One Dozen Callaway Golf Balls each We will also have six ‘nearest the pin’ prizes of Callaway golf gloves for you to win.

We hope you will come along and join us for a great day’s golf and enjoyment. Please send your names and handicaps together with the name of your golf society to golf@roundtownnews.com and we will advise you of your tee time soon after receiving your entry. Please call Noel Eastwell on 639 730 891 if you wish to discuss anything about this fantastic day.

You will probably never get a better chance to play the best golf course at this price so enter now by email to golf@roundtownnews.com DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 6th Aug, RTN Summer Golf Meeting at Alicante Golf 13th Aug, RTN Summer Golf Meeting at Alicante Golf 20th Aug, RTN Summer Golf Meeting at Alicante Golf NOEL EASTWELL GOLF ACADEMY Quality group lesson available at Alicante Golf from just 10€ per person: contact Noel on 639 730 891 for more information.

Two runs separate La Manga and Alfaz

By Keith Nicol ON SUNDAY 28th July, in the soaring heat, just outside of Benidorm, friendly rivals Sporting Alfaz 2nd XI Cricket Club played host to La Manga 2nd XI in a league match. After some friendly banter during midday tea and bacon butty, the clash of the titans began at 1.00pm with Alfaz winning the toss and asking La Manga to bat first.

La Manga’s openers made slow but steady progress against Alfas hostile young bowling attack on a fast bouncy wicket with La Manga declaring at tea on 208 runs for 7wkts of 43 overs. Alfaz, like La Manga started their innings cautiously and with La Manga piling on the pressure, the breakthrough came in the 7th over when Phull clean bowled the no.1 batsman McInstry. This just bought the big hitting danger man, Amir to the crease, after a few lucky escapes he started to do what he does best, hitting boundaries all over the park. However, both these wickets were lost within runs of each other thanks to a superb bowling spell by Panchal (3 wkts for 32 runs). J Roper continued to keep Alfaz on top, making 34 runs before Panchal bowled him also. Then some fine combined fielding from Ravat and Phull had Cooper run out on 38 runs, it was now anybody’s game!

Alfaz needed under 50 runs to win with plenty of overs left and were edging closer to the victory target when things got even worse for La Manga as they went down to 9 men! No the Umpire did not send them off; the players had to leave due to work commitments. That left the exhausted 9 men of La Manga

Ready to conquer Kilimanjaro

By Jack Troughton THE SUMMIT of Kilimanjaro is the challenge facing 11 Javea mountaineers when they set off for Tanzania on 11th august.

The group, all members of climbing club CEX, will climb the 5,900 metre peak after months of training in the Sierra Nevada – and closer to home on Mount Montgo.

The expedition is called “From Montgo to Kilimanjaro” because two or three times a week the climbers have been scaling the mountain peak between Javea and Denia from all directions to practice techniques.

A number of targets were considered by the group for the challenge – including mountains in Peru and the Himalayas before the volcanic Kilimanjaro was selected.

One of the group, Rafa Serra said everyone taking part was keen for a challenge outside Spain’s borders and everyone was both enthusiastic and motivated in the final days before departure.

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with a huge task and they looked dejected as Alfaz easily picked up singles in the empty spaces around the ground. La Manga Captain George Wambeek had his last throw of the dice and elected to bring back Ravat and Phull into the bowling attack and with 9 wickets down, into 53rd over with 11 balls to go and 2 runs required for an Alfaz victory, hero of the day Ravat claimed the key wicket of Braithwaite on 58 runs and the 9 men from La Manga claimed an incredible victory. Man of the Match Vikash Ravat scored 119 runs and took 3 wickets for 21 runs. This was a fantastic game for the neutral spectators, and congratulations to both teams.

TORRY PLAYED their first preseason friendly last Sunday against Elche Ilicitano who were promoted to Segunda B at the end of last season. The game was pretty even with neither side carving out too many chances. Elche won the game in injury time. As is the case with friendlies there was a lot of chopping and changing of personnel. Torry have lost a lot of players from last season and are busy building a new squad for the new season on a much reduced budget. They have 2 friendlies in the next week at the Nelson Mandela both with 7 pm kick-offs. Tomorrow, Saturday against La Union and next Wednesday against UCAM Murcia. Try to be there.

Fishing Maggots End by

David Hoare 968 199 279

THIS WEEK was the penultimate match of not only the 2012/2013 season but also the Summer Championship, the venue being the Embalse de Argos. The day was hot and everyone was expecting a good day with the fish feeding freely. How wrong were we!

For whatever reason the warmer it gets here the harder it gets - maybe it is too hot and the fish just don’t feed that well - who knows! Anyway, we all got sunburnt for our troubles, so everyone got something on the day. Even our resident expert Doug only managed just over 30 kilos.

by pleasure anglers.

There was a steady flow on the water and it was also a good colour but fishing was hard going with only 7 .850kgs needed to win the match.

TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st: Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow fishing the feeder using pellet with 34.01 kilos 2nd: Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson fishing the pole using paste and with 20.64 kilos 3rd: Clive (Golf No More) Cleghorn fishing the monkey using tares with 18.14 kilos

We held our ‘Summer Do’ at the Abbey Tavern 13th July, which was well attended and thoroughly enjoyed by all. The food was first class which was followed with live music and dancing in the Garden.

Well done to Mick Hill our Treasurer for once again organising a first class night - we look forward to our next party in the near future.

PLEASE NOTE The club has some vacancies at present: if you are interested in joining please contact Derek Swann on 96 672 9293 or 603 535 771.

The climbers in peak form

02-08 Aug 2013

ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS: Supplied by Terry Screen The 6th round of the Summer Series was fished at the Eden Stretch on 23rd July. The pegs are all quite good at present but work is needed to be done on a regular basis as the bamboo pop their heads up without much warning. There is still quite a lot of litter being left, especially on pegs one and two, frequented

1st: Dave (Yours Truly) Hoare with 7.850kg fishing the pole using bread punch 2nd: Andy (Web Man) Stevenson with 5.920kg fishing the feeder using corn and maggot 3rd: Richard (Fishing Again) Kendle with 5.500kg fishing the pole using bread

All details are available on our website www.abbeyangling.com or from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368.

Anglers Together THE OBJECTIVE of Anglers Together was to introduce anglers to each other, who otherwise had no one to fish with or didn’t know where to fish.

It was successful in bringing together many anglers who established friendships and which continue to this day.

No meetings are held now but information is still available through our email address: anglerstogether@hotmail.co.uk.

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UK-SPAIN-IRELAND All European Destinations

Removals with the personal touch. Full/part loads.

Parcels, flat packs, luggage, door to door service, Storage available, pets transported

Phone 965 696 750 • 0044 (0) 744 791 8589 email: chrisyounge73979@aol.com

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02-08 Aug 2013 SMALL DOGS CARED FOR IN OUR OWN HOME So if you need to go away on holiday but don’t want your dog to go into kennels then we will look after them. References available. Tel: 965843781 Mob: 622514980 (Altea area - Costa Blanca North) TRANS-PET We do regular, door-to-door journeys between the Costa Blanca and the UK.Our aim is to provide a professional, caring service for your pets.Boarding facilities for Cats and Dogs. This may be for an overnight stay or of longer durations.Tel:600-552-030/965-960658 www.trans-pet.co.uk PET TRANSPORT we treat your pet as if they belong to us and that is our promise. Van fully air conditioned we believe we have the best rates so give Joe a call on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 for a chat or e mail pawspettransport@hotmail.com

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helpline, South 625 912 078, North 648 169 045. www.aa-costablanca.org.

APAD (ANIMAL) CHARITY SHOP Calle San Antonio 1, Jalon. Open 9.30/1.00 Mon- Sat. Stock needed - clothes, toys, misc. For more info. Tel: Jane 680717118 ALSTRAYS TRANSPORT SERVICES Monthly cat and dog transports between Spain, France, Germany, Holland, Belgium and the UK. DEFA certificate and license. www.alstrays. com. Tel: 676 653 681

TOY YORKSHIRE TERRIERS PUPPIES FOR SALE 2 female Toy Yorkie Puppies for sale.

Both parents are pedigree toy yorkies and can be seen. Born 31/05 now 7 weeks old. €450 each. Call 638207343 PET TRAVEL UK family pet transporters Spain/UK. Travel with your pet for free. All air conditioned vehicles (no vans) www. pettraveluk.co.uk UK 0800 612 4922 or Spain 678 756 644

PROTECTAPET Spains leading pet insurance provider. www.protectapet.eu tel: 965 756 371

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

42 FOOT SEA CORAL 420 1992, 2 Cabin cruiser, Fly bridge, twin diesel Volvo engine. Pristine condition. She is ready to sail away. Ill health forces sale.

65,000€. Tel: 634210217 JET SKI YAMAHA VX 1200CC Cruiser Waverunner. Engine is in mint condition. Bargain 6,500€.

Tel: 634210217 SERENITY SAILING FOR BOAT TRAINING AND YACHT CHARTERS Boat licenses are a legal requirement in Spain. We are a well-established British school providing training and licenses for power boating and sailing.

Based in Torrevieja, we travel as far as Gandia to provide ownboat tuition and courses. Want all the action with none of the strain? Then check out our skippered charters, perfect for the whole family this summer! Contact: enquiries@serenitysailing. com / (0034) 638 056 224 / www.serenitysailing.com

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02-08 Aug 2013 Junior Stylist is required for “Panache”, a well established Unisex Hair & Beauty Salon, in Avenida del Portet, Moraira. Due to relocation our business has increased and we are pleased to be in a position to offer employment to a young person.

Telephone Angie at: Salon: 96 574 5357 - Home: 96 574 8199 or Mobile: 659 921 877.

WAITRESS/KITCHEN HAND WANTED flexible hours. Tel: 647 948 525 for details (Javea area) FEMALES OVER 40 required for adult Internet modelling. No males. Excellent rates.

966 182 714

KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, WARDROBES Classic Kitchens, 20 years on the Costa Blanca, call Adrian 676 699 700

RESTAURANT - CENTRAL DENIA Highly rated restaurant lease for sale. Going concern, fully equipped, 34 covers.

ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE STARTER KIT 24.99€ Get an Electronic Cigarette Starter Kit for just 24.99 euros. Includes Electronic Cigarette, USB Charger, Wall Adaptor & a 10ml Bottle of e liquid. It’s healthier and cheaper than traditional cigarette’s. For a 20 a day smoker it costs less than 20 euros per month! For more information and to place an order which will be dispatched the same day go to www.eciguk.net

Greatly reduced for quick sale.

For viewing or more details telephone 0034 660 957 012

HERITAGE FIFTH WHEELER 2006/7 42foot. 3 large pullouts, had full refit in 2010. Superb interior. Sited in La Manga. Site fee paid till January 2014. Too many extras inside and out to mention. A steal at 26,000€. Tel: 634210217 MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 15,000 € Fully furnished ready to move into, Camping Pueblo San Javier. Also homes & plots for rent. Carol 96 819 24 25 Mob. 626 055 622 www.mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com

PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE for your home or business at a fair price. References available.

(Altea area) Tel: 965843781 or 622514980

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built.

Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

LADIES DANCEFIT WITH L.A DANCE at 4kwatro in Albir, Mondays at 7.30pm, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information TAPPY TOES DANCE CLASS FOR BABIES from 18 months, at 4kwatro in Albir, 11am, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information.

LA BAMBA’S - BALLROOM / LATIN / SEQUENCE DANCING Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - Social Dance 8.30pm - 10.30pm [Sequence class 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - Social Dance 7.30pm - 10.30pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class 2pm -3pm Improvers Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Class 4pm - 5pm For more information contact Andrea and Brian 616 478 157 FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at Villamar Campsite in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols!

Call Louise on 655-781068 for more information!

MR FIXIT For all your electrical, Plumbing, General & Appliance & Boiler repairs. No call out charge. 698 320 434 REPAIRS Washing machines, Dishwashers & Dryers. Also Boilers and any electrical problems. 24hours. Cheap prices Tel 626 805 709

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SOS INSURANCE www.sosinsuranceinspain.com Best prices available. CALL US FIRST for all your insurance needs, including best deals on Funeral plans.

Buildings and contents cover from just 98 euros per year.

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DO YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AT HOME? I can help you at home with light duties, cleaning, cooking, housework, shopping etc as a carer. References available. Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi area. Call Trisha for more information on 622 514 980 or 965 843 781

JBL 18 INCH POWERED 1000 WATT BASE BINS Purchased new 6 months ago. Used once.

Too much power for requirements. A real bargain at 1,500€.

Tel: 634210217 ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE STARTER KIT 24.99€ Get an Electronic Cigarette Starter Kit for just 24.99 euros. Includes Electronic Cigarette, USB Charger, Wall Adaptor & a 10ml Bottle of e liquid. It’s healthier and cheaper than traditional cigarette’s. For a 20 a day smoker it costs less than 20 euros per month! For more information and to place an order which will be dispatched the same day go to www.eciguk.net MICHAELS AT MICHAEL´S Several very high quality coffee tables, large & small. See more than 600 photos: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S Fantastic black recliner / massage chair with built in soothing

music. Must try! Photos on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S we specialize on very high quality pre-owned furniture for half price or less. www. michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 MICHAEL’S 30 YEARS IN JAVEA - ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal.

Photos: www.michaels-javea.com LIGHTWEIGHT WHEELCHAIR Folding, immaculate.150 euro.

Mobility scooter.40km range.

Road legal. Hardly used.499 euro.627019403 AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos: www. michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Several high quality bedroom sets King size sleigh bed. Modern double bed in thick wood. Photos: www. michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S we specialize on very high quality pre-owned furniture for half price or less. www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S 3-piece suite in “Stress-less” style. Beautiful dining suite in light wood. See more than 700 photos: www.michaelsjavea.com

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

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ADVICE WITH THE SPANISH SYSTEM Whatever you need to integrate into the spanish system, we can help you. NIE, residencia, empadronamiento, car import transfer, driving license transfer, schools, doctors, social security.(Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 619 269 408 email: pammcmurchie@ hotmail.com ADVISORY SERVICE Need advice on making a will, buying or selling property, tax, resident or non resident, starting a business in spain, we can talk you through and give you the best advice and help you settle in spain. (Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 610 634 506

ZUMBA / DANCE FITNESS CLASSES Fab dance fitness, so much fun, you won’t notice you’re working out!

Beginners too! Javea and Moraira! Make great friends!

Info on www.zumbacostablanca.com and 696746091

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HARLEY DAVIDSON 1998 FAT BOY 95th Anniversary Limited Edition Superb Condition. Ill health forces sale.

8,500€. Tel: 634210217

HYUNDAI GETZ 1.1 5 DOOR HATCHBACK Dec 07, 1 owner, 84,000kms, AC, Light metallic blue, super condition throughout. 4,600€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www. fwreurocars.com RENAULT MEGANE 1.9DTI 5 DOOR HATCHBACK 2000, 147,000kms, alloys, AC, pearlescent silver. 2,250€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www. fwreurocars.com TOYOTA AURIS 2.0 D4D 6-SPEED 5 door hatchback, Diesel, 2007, 108,000kms, 1 owner, FSH, PAS, ABS, AC, cruise, front fogs, Isofix, CD, remote locking, multi airbags, Electric windows/mirrors, Metallic Silver. 7,850€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www. fwreurocars.com FORD FOCUS 1.6 TDCI TREND DIESEL 5 door hatchback, 2008, 87,000kms, 1 owner, FSH, AC, PAS, ABS, CD, cruise, front fogs, electric windows/mirrors, remote locking, Metallic silver. 8,450€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www. fwreurocars.com SUZUKI SAMURAI 1300CC JEEP A real fun vehicle, Bargain 1,200€. Tel: 634210217 2006 MG TS CONVERTIBLE 1.6 Electric Blue, outstanding condition, Bargain 4,300€. Tel: 634210217

LOOKING FOR A CAR? Good selection of automatics, cabriolets and 7 seaters in stock. We have over 75 LHD and RHD vehicles in stock for sale or exchange. We have a good selection of vehicles to clear from only 800€ Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com DISCOUNT TYRES Quality Tyres at Recession Prices. 45 Different Brands to choose from.

966875600 info@discounttyres.es MJB MOBILE WELDERS Gates, grills, hinges etc., repaired or new. No job too small.

Fast service. Low prices. Free Quotes. Call Terry: 966 845 414 / 625 995 470 WANT TO DRIVE your LHD car to the UK and sell it when you get there? Call 658 670 777

PROBLEMS WITH INSECTS? WANTED I BUY ANY CAR van,Caravan,4x4 Etc. British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

Cockroaches, rats & mice. Call 626 828 974 All insects

KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, WARDROBES Classic Kitchens, 20 years on the Costa Blanca, call Adrian 676 699 700 MR FIXIT For all your electrical, Plumbing, General & appliance & Bolier repairs. No call out charge. 698 320 434

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FEMALES OVER 40 required for adult Internet modelling. No males. Excellent rates.

966 182 714 GENERIC VIAGRA EXCLUSIVE First time in Spain 120mgs. Also Kamagra 100mgs, Generic Cialis 20mgs, and jellies. Local and Nationwide service. Pay on Delivery. www.costablues.com or phone Colin 680 878 735 SOPHIE ESCORT Slim elegant naughty lady. Hotel/home visit available. Tel:693 357 526 ASHLEY- 29 ENGLISH/MIXED RACE- Absolutley stunnning, near Torrevieja Hospital, 665 883 576 THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired.

Professional, conscientious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed.

All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 18 years experience. 10 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www. pristineswimmingpools.com NO CALLOUT CHARGE. SEE MAIN ADVERT ON FRONT PAGE OF CLASSIFIEDS SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool

service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service.

Full discretion. Street: Avenida

Asociacion Vistimas del Terror-

HOUSE WITH 11300MTS LAND plus mobile home near Chella .

Bargain 85000euros for details phone 646139899 e/m ray2kir@ gmail.com RENOVATED FINCA IN CORVERA 3 bed, 1 bath, 1 shower, large lounge, games room, large terrace, 3000m plot plus kennel business attached. 207,000€. Tel: 616 532 352 FOR SALE FINCA 5 BEDROOMS upstairs 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms.

Underbuild 2 bedrooms. Pool, garage. Not far from shopping centre.

Tel: 965 320 496 MORAIRA SOUTH FACING 2 BEDROOMED (1 en-suite) detached villa. Easily maintained gar-

BETTER. Other products available. Don’t miss out. Derek 685 207 378

SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking. Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some

ismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118

ANÚNCIATE TLF: 628 191 897

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den. 15 minutes walk town/beach.

215,000€. Tel:634 002 533 FUSTERA FOR SALE 3 bedroom villa, one en suite, L shaped lounge, hard standing for caravan, nice well layed out garden, family bathroom, beautiful view, games room and bar. FUSTERA £360,000. Call 966 497 538 SAGRA 2 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE fully updated, lovely location to be seen is to appreciate.

Bargain 68,000€. More information 9655 87545 BUTIA ESPANA ARE YOU TRAPPED Need to sell quick. We are the only answer for a speedy sale. UK buyers waiting. www.butiaespana.com Telephone 0800 612 7514 or Spain 678 756 644 MOBILE/PARK HOME 2 bedrooms en-suite fully fitted. Camping Pueblo San Javier 22,000€. Carol 96 819 24 25 Mob 626 055 622. www.mobilehomesmarmenorspain. com SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Span-

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ish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property sale proceeds back to the UK. Call Moneycorp +34 902 887 243 and quote RTN to get more out of your money. www. moneycorp.com/roundtownnews

JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA

5 X 140 WATT SOLAR PANELS NEW 100 euros each 1 X diesel generator for 24 volt solar systen electric start 5kva 750 euros 1 X solarpowered fridge freezer 156 cube capacity new 800 euros 1 X petrol 5kva generator pull start 350 euros call 675878601 or 965078483.

VILLA FOR SALE VILLA FOR SALE la fustera 4 bedrooms swimming pool 800m plot very close to beach and supermarket 235,000 euros 654753528

TO RENT IN LA REGIA Double room with own shower and toilet.

Sharing the rest of the villa. Close to the main shops. Call 603 276 598 LONG TERM LET TORREVIEJA 2 bedroom Park Home. Detached with private patio. Communal pool.

TV, DVD, washing machine. 270€ per month plus bills. Tel: 617 599 470 PARK HOMES 2 BEDROOMS Both en-suite fully fitted. Camping Pueblo San Javier. Carol Tel 96 819 24 25 Mob. 626 055 6622 Email. Haydn47@hotmail.com. www.mobilehomesmarmenorspain. com GREAT VALUE IN JACARILLA Large 3 bedroom apartment, fantastic views, 20mins from the beach and golf courses in the lovely Spanish village of Jacarrila.

Price €295 per month. Please call Michael UK 00447831123631

LANGUAGE CLASSES IN VILLAJOYOSA Starting in September, Dorothy Dandy, will offer more language classes in Villajoyosa. She will continue with the Wednesday Inter Cambio groups of Spanish and English students plus the Thursday Spanish for English speakers at intermediate level.

Both of these are supported by Ayuntamiento of Villajoyosa and are FREE. The new classes would be in spoken Spanish, 4 hours p/w, at intermediate level, from September to June. The groups would have only 6-8 people and the classes would be fee-paying.

If you are interested please ring 650 073 866 any day after 7pm.

2 OR 3 BED / 2 BATH APARTMENTS in San Miguel. Lift, communal rooftop pool & solarium, video entry system. Available for short or long term rent from 350pcm. 96 672 3437 or 616493487

Register your property for FREE at www.rapidpropertysales.com and when we sell your property we will charge you absolutely nothing! The average time it takes us to sell a property is 8 weeks.

Register now at www.rapidpropertysales.com – you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

VAN LEAVING FOR THE UK/ SPAIN EVERY 2 WEEKS great rates please contact Joe on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 or civic1235@msn.com

CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE AND INTERNET TV Sky Sports & Sky Movies on new Internet box 299€ no dish required. Steve 660186505 Ros 965584097 www. ccsattv.com info@ccsattv.com

WANTED/ LOOKING FOR Catering services for various outdoor events for small groups around the Benidorm, La Nucia area. Please contact Lisa on 966 260 877

MOVE IT NOW Small removals and deliveries. Spain/UK Budget prices. Last minute jobs undertaken. www.moveitnow. co.uk Telephone UK 0800 612 4922 or Spain 678 756 644

TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Bric-a-brac into Cash.

Anything! Anywhere!

965-319-220/618-165-877

WATCH UKTV FREE No satellite dish required Watch TV Shows/ Movies €129 Tel:657766341 www.costasmarttv.com