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25-31 OCT 2013

Hernandez Mateo sentenced to three years Torrevieja’s former PP Mayor lost his appeal this week

by Keith Nicol

Hundreds of balloons are released into the sky

Breast Cancer Awareness Day THE SKY was filled by thousands of Pink Ballons along the coast last week to mark Breast Cancer Awareness day. The first event took place in Torrevieja’s main square on Friday, in the presence of Mayor Eduardo Dolon and councillors, organised by Afecancer in collaboration with Quiron Hospital (formally St. Jamie) in Torrevieja.

On Saturday, Maria and the Pink Ladies held a fund raising event at Zenia Boulevard, where they raised a total of 4163.50€ for the AECC early detection program.

THE SUPREME Court has upheld the sentence of three years in prison for the for committing ‘falsehood and prevarication’ in awarding the contract for garbage collection, valued at 97.8 million euros, to a ‘preferred’ company rather than putting it our to tender correctly.

The Supreme Court rejected the appeal filed by the former regional deputy of the PP, which was discussed at a hearing earlier this month October, in which the prosecutor also requested confirmation of the sentence.

Hernandez Mateo was sentenced in November 2012 by the High Court of Valencia to three years in prison and seven in disqualification. Following the conviction, the former mayor resigned his seat in the Valencian Parliament.

According to the sentence, the former mayor manipulated the bidding process which was “arbitrary and prejudicial to the public interest” and to the other companies who partook in the contest. The resolution condemned Mateo to also pay a fine of 10,500 euros and indemnify the council with another 12,000 euros!

Hernandez Mateo,

besides signing resolutions, “manipulated” the will of various municipal bodies that participated in the bidding process to “circumvent” the opposition of technicians and get the contract be awarded to Necso, said the conviction.

Whether or not Mateo will have his sentence suspended, since it’s a first offence and he is approaching 70, has yet to be decided.

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Dolon sued by SpongeBob IN THE same week that former Torrevieja mayor Pedro Hernandez Mateo is sentenced to three years in prison, according to Informacion newspaper, the present Mayor has been threatened with court action for allowing SpongeBob to roam the streets of Torrevieja!

by Keith Nicol A LAW firm has initiated legal action against the city of Torrevieja for unauthorized use of the patented brand image and SpongeBob promotion campaign, as part of the Open Saturday’s marketing campaign! Even though SpongeBob has been happy in the past to sing and dance on the stage in Torrevieja, apparently his legal representatives were less than amused at him turning up, shaking hands with a few children but not getting paid for it!

A law firm, on behalf of the U.S. company Viacom International, Inc has issued the action, which more or less asks the council not to do so again! A client of this firm, the owner of the intellectual property rights of various trademark registrations enrolled in the Spanish Office of Patents and Trademarks said of SpongeBob that: “he was unpleasantly surprised” to see his image used in various in various media-including the municipal website, to see he was scheduled to meet and greet children, as part of the Open Saturday.

In addition to not using his image, the City should “immediately remove and destroy” any costumes or images of SpongeBob or any other characters in the TV Series, who might otherwise be resting at Bikini Bottom! You couldn’t make it up!

Vicious restaurant attack

FOUR HOODED men armed with knives and guns carried out a prolonged assault at 11.30pm on a restaurant on the CV-91 in the La Campaneta area of Orihuela on Monday, holding six customers, including five women, hostage for nearly an hour and a half.

The attackers raided the cash register, fruit machines and cigarette machines as

well as the personal effects of the customers and staff. The proprietor of the bar along with his father and brother were also viciously kicked and punched as well as several of the customers.

Police are investigating the incident and are appealing for any witnesses to come forward.

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Family of nine to holiday in Spain CHERYL PRUDHAM, a mother of nine in the news recently over the cost of her brood to the British taxpayer, is complaining about the cost of passport applications for her nine kids as she books a twoweek Spanish holiday for the entire family.

by Jan Gamm 31-year-old Mrs Prudham claims £38,000 per year in benefits: she and her husband Rob work 20 hours per week for just under £1,400 per month, topped up with £70 per week in working tax credits: their £123 per week rent is paid by the council and they receive £7,326 per year in child benefit as well as £400 per week in child tax credits – giving them in total £52,722 annually.

Mrs Prudham is asking the council for a larger house so she can have more children. She said this week: “I don’t care what taxpayers think. I am entitled to this trip. It will be our first ever holiday and I’ve worked my backside off to earn the deposit.”

You rang M’Lord?

FOR THOSE who fancy a challenging role, the Spanish Ambassador in London is seeking a new butler. Frederico Trillo, who has been the Spanish Ambassador in Britain since May 2012, is inviting applicants to take charge of his domestic staff and supervise his domestic affairs on a live-in basis. The successful candidate will be fluent in English, Spanish and one other language and be responsible directly to the ambassador. The salary on offer is £27,000 per annum. But be quick – CVs are required by the end of this week!

Mafia gang busted FOR THE first time, Spain has offered asylum to a woman who has been the victim of sexual exploitation. The Nigerian woman, the mother of a 3-year-old daughter, came to Spain in 2010 arriving by boat. The mafia gang responsible for trafficking her demanded 20,000€, to be settled via sexual activities until the debt was cleared. Instead, the woman approached the Red Cross for help and the information provided on her denuncia led to police making several arrests. It has emerged that the network forced several women and underage girls into back street abortions.

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Threat to healthcare

by Jack Troughton

NEW MOVES aimed at curbing NHS spending could cut health care provided to expats living in Spain claim worried residents.

They include axing UK support for people living in European Economic Area (EEA) countries after taking early retirement and slashing health spending on expat pensioners.

Britain’s Department of Health has put forward a series of money-saving proposals in a complex consultation document – but a European-based protest group is angry expats using the system have been left out.

It was only by “rare chance” campaign group Votes For Expat Brits discovered the existence of the document earlier this month.

It was issued in July – and the closing date for comments was at the end of August.

And it has triggered a storm of protest as the group maintains it is another example of why expats need representation in Westminster and a vote over the current 15 year rule.

The proposed steps are set out in a Government Green Paper: ‘Sustaining services, ensuring fairness - a consultation on migrant access and their financial contribution to NHS provision in England.’

At present people taking early retirement can receive UK funded healthcare for up to 30 months depending on National Insurance contributions – a useful buffer before reaching pensionable age or having to take out private insurance.

However, one proposal would scrap the ‘S1 European Health Form’ and with it this system of accessing healthcare.

Britain also pays for its pensioners living in Europe. Another cost-cutting proposal is to reduce this spending by 5% - but the Government will allow people to return to the UK for certain

‘planned’ treatment.

In 2011/12, Britain paid Spain 237 million Euros to Spain to cover its commitments under the European Health Insurance Card, which allows travels to receive emergency treatment, and those entitled to UK funded healthcare.

It included paying 4,267€ for every pensioner registered for healthcare, regardless of whether they saw a doctor or not - or received treatment worth hundreds of thousands.

This week new UK research revealed migrants, overseas visitors, and so-called ‘health tourists’ cost the NHS up to £2 billion a year – yet only 16% was clawed back. Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has pledged to reduce this by £500 million a year.

Some £260 million was incurred by citizens of the EEA travelling to the UK and in theory the NHS is able to recoup these costs, and UK expats added another £94 million. Arguably expats are not ‘foreigners’.

Campaigner Peter Johnson, who lives in Zujar in Granada, said the health costs of UK pensioners in Europe was under scrutiny as the Government looked to make savings.

“This smacks of how crap we are at recovering costs from other EU countries, we don’t charge people who should be charged, so we will punish our state pensioners,” he told RTN. “It is the usual sledgehammer to crack a nut syndrome.

“This has all been caused by civil servants in the UK gold plating EU regulations with regard to healthcare, welfare and housing. As usual it will be the pensioners who will pay the price – albeit that the current generation of pensioners contributed the most in NI contributions.”

And he said all UK expats needed a voice. “I am passionate that we should have parliamentary representation via our own dedicated MPs, as the French, Italian and Greeks do, never mind keeping our vote beyond the 15 year rule.”

Margaret Hales, a leading member of the campaign who lives on the Costa Blanca, said the health Green Paper’s consultation period was during August, a time when people were on holiday.

“Was this just stupid or deliberate? Either way, we have yet again been excluded from any input. Perhaps we do not exist in their minds?” she said.

“It was only by chance that one of my colleagues found out about these proposals. Is that a way to run a consultation about proposals which will affect everyone of us?”

Margaret agreed a “sensible system” was needed for visitors to the UK and their right to healthcare but a government purporting to be open and accessible was denying those affected by proposals to make their case. “Hypocrisy reigns!”

And she concluded: “British citizens living abroad are ignored.

We have no-one to speak on our behalf. My colleagues have written to such public figures as Dennis Skinner and Boris Johnson and even the Queen in the hope of getting a voice in Parliament – or indeed in British society.”

For more information visit www.votes-for-expat-brits.com and sign the petition http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/55085

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Changes to DWP payments

by Jack Troughton EXPATS RECEIVING UK pensions and benefits may soon be asked by the department of Work and Pensions to confirm international bank details.

From 31st January next year, the DWP needs an International Bank Account Number (IBAN) and Bank Identification Code (BIC) to make payments to accounts in Spain and other Eurozone countries.

Under new EU regulations the changes are aimed at making p a y ments b e tween EU

countries faster and more secure.

Failure to supply details could put payments at risk.

However, expats will not be asked to provide any other personal details – such as passwords. Only the IBAN and BIC numbers are needed and they are readily available from bank account statements, cheque books, or the relevant bank branch.

The DWP already holds information for the majority of expats involved – those people whose details are not known will receive a letter asking for them.

EUROZONE And expats only need supply the additional information if they receive the payments into a Eurozone account outside the UK and receive a letter – those receiving money into a UK account are unaffected by the new regulations.

A spokesman for the British Embassy in Madrid said: “If you receive a letter, you should complete the attached form and return it to the DWP as soon as possible.

“A failure to do so may mean your payments will be stopped, because after 31st January 2014, banks in Eurozone countries will not accept any DWP direct payments without these details.”

The DWP is also reminding people who have changed address and have yet to inform the department to contact the International Pension centre in Newcastle-uponTyne on 0044 191 218 7777 to insure all their details are up to date.

For more information on the changes to bank account numbers visit the European Commission website at: http://ec.europa.eu/ internal_market/payments/sepa/ index_en.htm .

Whoops!

SEEMED LIKED a good idea at the time! Beachgoers at Elche’s Arenales del Sol were entertained for several hours from around 11.30am on Tuesday watching the driver and passengers of a stranded Mitsubishi SUV attempting to rescue the vehicle from the waves after they had tried to use it to tow a small boat from the water. Despite efforts to push it out of the water, the car became mired in quicksand, sinking deeper by the minute and stubbornly refusing to budge. Five hours later at nearly 3pm two more SUVs came to the rescue and towed the car to safety.

Diamante Beach Hotel one of Europe’s top three for meetings

THE DIAMANTE Beach Spa & Convention Centre located near the Levante beach in Calpe, part of the AR chain of hotels and resorts, is a finalist in the category ‘Best Place for Meetings in Europe and the Mediterranean’ at the annual awards by Condé Nast Johansens (CNJ). The organisers say the awards “recognise, reward and celebrate excellence.” Publishers Condé Nast Johansens rank amongst Vogue, GQ, Conde Nast Traveller, Glamour, Vanity Fair and The New Yorker as the main reference guide for independent travellers wanting to combine exceptional hotel accommodation with top tier executive meeting facilities. The winner of the award will be announced on 4th November at the 2014 Condé Nast Johansens Awards for Excellence Gala, in the Mayfair Hotel, London.

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Associations day in Torrevieja A RECORD 38 groups took part in Sunday’s Association day, setting a new precedent for the record number of participation of associations, organizations and local NGOs.

by Keith Nicol Along with thousands of visitors, Torrevieja Mayor, Eduardo Dolon, accompanied by the Deputy Provincial Tourism, Joaquín Albaladejo, and the Councillor for Citizen Participation, Agustina Esteve and other councillors, visited each and every stand and consumed a huge amount of ome backed goodies, that were thrust upon them!

Dolon stressed the importance of the International participation of associations, NGOs and local authorities this year, which has broken the record of participating entities. Inside the marquee tent on Paseo Vista Alegre, were promotional booths for 38 associations, NGOs and institutions, who presented their information brochures, articles and products related to their activities and annual work projects.

The main idea of this annual event continues to reinforce the line between the work performed by some of Torrevieja’s larger associations and to offer participants from the municipality an opportunity to promote their work projects and seek new members, thus helping the City Council to achieve its objectives of boosting harmony within the community.

Although there are almost 150 clubs who are legally registered with Torrevieja or/and Valencia, there are at least the same number again, who are not, and a new campaign to encourage them to fill in their paperwork, will soon be introduced.

Javea library finally in business JAVEA’S NEW Library and Social Centre, opened by mayor José Chulvi and Councillor for Sport and Culture Rafael Ripoll 15 days ago, has remained closed ever since due to the lack of a telephone line! Without an operating line, the building did not conform to safety regulations and of course had no database functions. Neither would the elevator work. The good news is that a line was finally connected on Tuesday evening and the library should be in business by the weekend.

The Costa Blanca recorded 51.9% occupancy for October THE HOT, sunny weather continues to attract tourists to the Costa Blanca with the regions hotels, Benidorm excluded, showing that they have achieved an average occupancy rate over the first fifteen days of October of 51.9 percent. This is two points more than last year, according to data released by Hosbec. By category: 4 star hotels have 60.5 percent, followed by 3 stars with 49.8 percent, 5 stars

with 41.7 percent and one and two stars showing a decent 41.6 percent occupancy in the first half of the month. Spanish tourists account for 45.1 percent, while foreigners are still making up the majority at this time of the year with 54.9 percent.

By nationality, the British account for 20.9 percent, the Nordic countries with 13.4 and the remainder mainly from Russians, Germans, Belgians,

French, Dutch and Swiss. Finestrat comes out top showing the best data recorded with 79.9 percent occupancy, while Alfas del Pi reaches 70.1 percent, Altea and Calpe are at 58% and 55.1%. The hotels South of Alicante registered at 34.5 percent in the first half of October 2013. The forecast for Hotel occupancy on the Costa Blanca (Benidorm excluded) for the second half of October 2013 is 44.3%.

Spreading Christmas cheer SHOPPERS TAKING advantage of Christmas Gift Fairs on the Costa Blanca will be helping buy presents for kids cared for by EMAUS come the festive season.

Carole Saunders with Father Christmas and EMAUS President Montserrat Fiter and Santa’s helpers

by Jack Troughton A simple 1€ entry fee goes directly to charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS and will help give almost 100 youngsters something to celebrate come 25th December and the traditional Spanish Three Kings Night in January.

Those who like to shop early can go to the ‘early bird’ fair at Salones Carrasco in Javea on Sunday 3rd November between 11am and 5pm.

And the Denia Marriott Hotel hosts the main event, the two-day bumper gift fair on Saturday 30th November and Sunday 1st December.

Organiser Lesley Clark was “absolutely

delighted” with the money raised 12 months ago - 773€ at Salones Carrasco and a bumper 3,239€ at the Marriott.

She told RTN: “It reminded me why I actually make the effort to organise these fairs every year to help these children.”

And Carole Saunders, President of friends of the children of EMAUS, said: “The money raised allowed us to spend over 4,000€ on gift tokens and toys for the children.

“Lesley’s hard work is much appreciated and by people just going to the gift fairs really helps us treat the kids at Christmas – it is so important we get attract as many people as possible to the events.”

Fever pitch

REHEARSALS ARE heating up for the upcoming Streetwise show Motown Soul Fever at the Auditorium de La Nucia tonight (Friday 25th October) and tomorrow (Saturday).

A 60 strong international cast of all ages are presenting a show that brings a golden era of music to the stage at 8pm on each night – show casing songs by the likes of the Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, The Supremes and many more. Director and choreographer Pascalle Bruens said her production team – costume designer Marianna van Hal, writer Tjeerd Geerts, and singing coach Diana Buckle – “has worked so hard on this production.”

Tickets are 12€ and Pascalle said a part of ticket revenue would be donated to the charity Valenciano de Solidaridad con Los Ninos. “They need help and for Streetwise this is children helping children.”

The Calendar Girls are coming!

LOS JUBILADOS are a group of jammers, retired mates who met up at Café Molino in Oliva a few years ago as learner guitarists.

After much practice they formed the group for the Javea Computer Club’s Christmas Party last year.

Tony Spike, Ian McKenzie, Howard Parker, Derek Bush and Bryan Wall play to raise money for their chosen charity, Javea Cancer Care: each of them, or close family members, have suffered from cancer in the past.

The group would like to thank everyone who has helped along the way, particularly Denis and Sue, for their introduction to Rebecca and Martin at Bar Poll, Rebeccas House, in Els Poblets, where every Wednesday night donations contribute to a

worthy cause – 1,001.35€ to date.

Inspired by Peter’s outstanding success with his Biker Babes Calendar for Emaus the ‘Calendar Girls’ collection is currently being prepared for print by SR Print, Pedreger: a big thank you, of course, to Bay Radio for valuable exposure - the calendar will be available at 6€ from Café Molino, Plaza Ganguis 7, Oliva, Ca la Queka, Carrer St. Josep 8, Els Poblets, Quicksave Supermarket, Avenida Murtar 03/3 bajo, Pedreguer, and also Cancer Care Javea, Avenida del Pla 135 (Reg: 8270).

Also contact Los Jubilados via email: losjubilados15@ gmail.com A big thank you to the Calendar Girls for their fantastic effort and courage!

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Enter at your own risk THE FIRST time we drove from the airport to Torrevieja was way back in 1993.

At that time the N332 was busy and there were drivers taking chances trying to pass slower traffic. Driving on the N332 at night was and still is particularly dangerous.

At that time Torrevieja had a population of less than 40,000 and as for Orihuela Costa - well, back then you could blink and miss it! Now fast forward to 2013 and Torrevieja’s population exceeds 105,000 and adjoining Orihuela Costa has a population of more than 33,000. Yet the N332 is still a two lane motorway from the airport to Guadamar and then bypassing Torrevieja it is still two lanes due to out-dated overpasses.

The traffic on the N332 is especially bad during the summer months with so much traffic on a road designed to accommodate the number of cars from thirty years ago. Trying to pass slower vehicles is a dangerous proposition and many impatient drivers take their lives in their hands.

On a recent visit to Alicante we had a close call while trying to pass an old truck that was poking along and would not get over to let traffic pass.

The N332 needs to be widened to a four lane motorway because there is no way it can stay the way it is. Entering the N332 from the airport there should be a massive sign saying ‘Enter at your own risk’.

Nathan Dale, Los Montesinos

Looking for a home in Spain FOR A few years we have been wanting to buy and live permanently in Spain, but with all the illegal houses being sold, problems with electricity being cut off and also water and phones etc. have all these things been addressed? If so where should I look to find my home on the Costa Blanca?

If any of your readers have any advice for me I would be very grateful.

C Alexander, Sussex

Talking rubbish...

CAN ANYONE tell me what has happened to the rubbish collection service on Las Filipinos, especially on Calle Nicaragua. At one time we enjoyed a nightly collection service with the bin men coming to empty the bin around midnight: now it appears that they have forgotten this road exists.

Over the last week all the rubbish has only been removed once. On other days, bags of kitchen rubbish, used nappies and other smelly household waste were placed alongside the bin as it was impossible to thrust another item into the overfull container.

If the nightly collection service has been reduced then surely there is a need for additional rubbish bins to be provided otherwise we are going to be overrun with rats, mice and other vermin. This area has many yearround residents and the bins are always full by the time they are emptied.

A missed day results in residents being forced to place their rubbish bags near the rubbish bin - clearly upsetting the collection men. However, if the bins were emptied on a daily basis this would be unnecessary.

Piled up household waste is a health hazard. Residents are irritated by fly infestations and disgusting smells. The decision to reduce the number of collections is clearly a cost-cutting service. What is the likelihood that this cut is being applied only to the coast and not to Orihuela city? Is this another case where the coast is being victimised?

Liz Page

Great day in Gib WE HAVE just returned from a few days’ holiday, going to Sevilla (beautiful city), Cadiz (disappointed, not what we thought), finishing up in Gibraltar. We decided to drive in in the morning and arrived in the queue at 9.30am. At 12.20 we were approached by a Civil Guard who asked how long we had been waiting, we said nearly 3 hours and he said ‘okay’ and walked away.

About 15 minutes later we were at the border control. The female Civil Guard asked for our passports, my driving licence and the car documents. After a cursory glance she asked me to open the boot and when I got back into the car asked me how long we had lived in Spain, to which I said ‘6 years’. She then said ‘okay’ and we drove into Gibraltar.

On leaving the Rock we arrived at the border control and were waved through without being asked to stop!

This proves, if anybody was not sure, that this is nothing but political and nothing to do with smuggling alcohol and cigarettes. Having said all the above we had a great day in Gib. Tony Ackroyd, Rojales

Frustrating

THANKS TO all who work hard to make RTN available to us, your readers. I feel I should comment on the letter of the week by Brad and Roxana Murray. What they experienced I could most assuredly relate to and the excellent cartoon by Carter McKeague definitely expressed how my spouse and I felt the last time we went to the cinema. It is frustrating to pay good money to see a movie then have it ruined by the performance of a few.

We had to put up with Yobs talking loud on their mobiles and taking pictures while the movie was playing despite there being a sign informing patrons not to use mobile phones during the duration of the movie. We shan’t pay good money again to go to a Cinema to be tormented by the improper behaviour of other patrons. Thanks again for that letter and cartoon.

Stella Mercer, Altea

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A non-rambling Rav Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

ANYONE OUT there in RTN land know anything about the Toyota Rav 4? Mine has been sick for three weeks now. The man from Britannia Rescue (all part of my comprehensive insurance cover) said it is an electrical problem and I’d best be speaking to Toyota, before adding, “Your service includes a tow to a garage of your choice; within a ten mile radius.” Oh great, hmmm but which one? “No,” I said, “it’s okay mate leave it here.”

Even Richard, the wonder kid from work who (this side of Jeremy Clarkson) is the fount of all vehicular knowledge, is baffled. He is tending to think along the lines of Britannia Rescue (or Britannia-not-Rescue as I now call ’em). “Well, it’s sort of electrics,” says Rich, “I reckon that the car has immobilised itself, we’d better speak with Toyota.”

Whoa, just a minute, can you rewind a bit, immobilised itself? Has it got an immobiliser then, Rich?

Sucking in a breath like a builder about to give a quote, he points to a strange looking object (most things in car engines are strange looking objects to me). “That black box tucked there,” says Rich, “is undoubtedly the Toyota Theft Deterrent System - and it’s time we talk to Toyota.”

Richard is spot on, although to be pedantic the strange object is the Toyota 5000 System ll Theft Deterrent System. “We call it the TTDS for short,” says the nice

man at Tamworth Toyota before adding, “have you got the fob?” Fob? There’s a fob? What fob? “Uh huh, there’d have definitely been a fob,” says Toyota Tam. This is all news to me; I’ve had the thing for four years now and never, ever, seen a fob before. Luckily, having purchased the Rav from a chum in Sussex I reason that a quick phone call to him may elucidate.

Two minutes later, after the aforementioned quick phone call, and Rich is raking around in the bottom of the glove box. And, hey presto, from a dark long (and rather mucky) abandoned recess he produces a strange looking object (yes, another one). Thankfully, it was the fob. Unthankfully, it didn’t work, so was as much use as an ash tray on a motorbike. Or, as Rich preferred, “a chocolate tea pot...”

“Trouble is,” says Toyota Tam, “they’ve not been in use for twelve years.” He helpfully adds, “and you can’t get them or their batteries anymore.” I groan outwardly: “Where oh where, is Shane Tonks these days?” Rich and Tam look at me perplexed. I shrug and say, “he’s the erstwhile motoring expert of the Round Town News - the Costa Blanca’s favourite weekly newspaper - who (this side of Jeremy Clarkson) is the fount of all vehicular knowledge!” Rich and Tam look at me perplexed...

And so, the Rav resides outside my residence in NMN (non-motoring mode), whilst I rely on my ped-

al powered Raleigh (and my aging legs). The master plan currently, is to immobilise the immobiliser. This apparently requires much Internet trawling to reveal how we are going to achieve this. So, I repeat my above plea, does anyone out there in RTN land know anything about the Toyota Rav 4? Especially, immobilising Rav 4 immobilisers. Mind you, all this cycling will get my body mass index down a tad, eh?

Watts on the Tamworth tow-path, peddling for Britain.

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Quesada’s Digital Hearing

More racing mayhem at the circuito Cartagena

by Keith Nicol DIGITAL HEARING of Quesada held a very successful open day last Friday, which attracted dozens of interested people to have their hearing, checked and find out about the latest developments in hearing aid technology. Located just a few yards from the Arches at Quesada Business Centre, Calle los Arcos 7, Ciudad Quesada, Digital Hearing is owned by Michael Burke, RHAD MSHAA, a fully-qualified UK hearing aid dispenser who opened his business in Spain in October 2010, having spent many years in the field in the UK and New Zealand.

Michael said, “Many people in their fifties start to suffer from hearing loss.

It takes us about an hour to check your hearing and, if there is a problem, come up with a personal, customised solution, that is unique to your needs.

Today’s hearing aids are very small, can easily be hidden away where nobody can see them, and can quickly provide you with a return to a quality of life, that you may be missing.

It’s maybe as simple as not hearing the TV or radio; or being able to hold a conversation in comfort. We can help

Michael Burke from Digital Hearing, helping you rediscover your vital sense of hearing

with all these areas and more.”

Digital Hearing is able to offer digital hearing aids of all sizes from the small ‘completely in the canal’ (CIC) aids to the larger, more powerful ‘behind the ear’ models, with all prices published, no hidden charges, no obligation testing service and you even have 30 days to try out your digital device of choice, to see if it is comfortable and fits in with your lifestyle, backed by his own, 100% refund guarantee.

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please call Mike during regular business hours to arrange an appointment on: 698 418 642 and visit his website at www.digitalhearingspain.com for more details on options, prices and information about Michael’s vast experience and to gain some background knowledge. If you have any doubts about your hearing, don’t wait: improve your quality of life and contact Michael today. You owe it to yourself and those around you. Mike Burke looks forward to seeing you.

FORGET MURDER on the dance floor, Saturday was all about mayhem on the race track! The oval circuit proved too much of a challenge for some with spin outs, early retirements and even a car flipped over on its roof. Thankfully, the safety precautions carried out by Velocity prevailed and no-one was hurt although the same could not be said of the car. Just as well, as the driver in question was all for getting back out there but that’s racing mentality for you!

With a number of new rookie rods on the track, title chasers Caroline Capel in #46 and Paul Drewett in #55 had their work cut out securing point scoring finishes. Licensed to thrill in number (yes you’ve guessed it!) 007, Ritchie Gibson took the first win of the night – fighting off challenges from both Caroline and new-comer Alex Knight to earn it. Both Caroline and Alex got their revenge winning the second and third races respectively. Looks like Alex is going to be one to watch in the future. The lightning rods were quite simply electric. With the experience and skills on show, there was never a dull moment and it was all the crowd could do to keep up with action. The battle continued between Nick Kelly in #48 and Dave Belchi in #8 with Nick boxing Belchi in beautifully to secure the first win. The second race was a different story with another newcomer Chris Haycock making his mark by taking the win in the second before performing that incredible flip in the third – some drivers want to win real bad!

Next meeting 16 November – Check out ‘Velocity Racing Spain’ on Facebook for more details.

Cotton Traders’ Mediterranean FOLLOWING A long, hot summer, the Mediterranean’s cooler autumn months provide outdoor enthusiasts with some of the best walking conditions that Europe has to offer. Enjoy stunning vistas from cliff top paths, catch your breath in the shade of ancient olive groves and cool cobbled streets; enjoy a lunch of fresh bread and local cheese overlooking islandstudded coastlines…

As you venture further away from the crowded honey pots of the coast, you’ll find old villages bursting with culture and character. Use these as your base and head out to explore the surrounding areas. You’ll find adventures for all abilities from a magnificent multi-day trek along The Corfu Trail to day trips into the cool canyons of the Sierra Nevada in Spain.

In the winter months, the Mediterranean heat is broken by the storm season. Be prepared for heavy downpours and blustery winds with lightweight fleeces and waterproofs.

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Sturdy and supportive soles are a must for staying safe on rough ground whilst breathable, high quality fabrics are vital for keeping your feet cool and comfortable on warm days. Cotton Traders’ suede slip-ons are ideal for morning strolls on the beach and gentle walks through shaded valleys whilst their rambler boots are an absolute must-have for the more adventurous.

Now delivering to over 12 European countries, Cotton Traders offer easy and efficient online ordering and a 4 day delivery service on in-stock items for only £6.95. With soft, skin-kind fabrics in sizes XS-5XL, their casuals are the perfect choice for any climate.

When they sign up for email newsletters at www.cottontraders.com customers will find all the latest news, collections and promotions, full details on overseas delivery and the opportunity to enjoy 10% off their first order.

Charity Golf ALICANTE GOLF is to hold two golf days in October to help raise funds for The Friends of the Children of EMAUS. The days chosen are 28th and 31st October, starting at 9.30am each day and the cost of playing 18 holes including buggy will be 45€ per player, including a donation to the charity. The format of play will be individual Stapleford off handicap plus slope.

The first prize on each day will be a Callaway Legacy Black Driver; second prize is a Callaway golf shirt; third prize will be 12 Callaway golf balls.

For more information or to enter, please email noeleastwell@gmail.com

Monday bingo for PCN HARRY AND Bernie were once part of a golf society run in El Balcon bar, which has now disbanded. Through their fundraising efforts with the former golf society they discovered they had a surplus of 350 euros after the society closed, and with the backing of members, decided to donate the entire amount to Paul Cunningham Nurses. One of the PCN nurses, Beverly went along to Monday Bingo for the cheque presentation and everyone at PCN wanted to pass on their thanks and appreciation to all former golf society members for this donation.

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Planting Cacti by

Dick Handscombe Active gardener and author

CACTI ARE very useful and popular plants for both gardens and apartment terraces.

There are an amazing variety available, ranging from dwarf mammillaria, dwarf or snowball cacti to mediumsized ball-like echinocactii; ferocacti to tall and spreading cereus and opunta cacti - and of course there are the various coloured Christmas cacti.

We illustrated some twenty of the most popular families of cacti and also six families of the related succulents agaves and aloes in Part Four of our book Your Garden in Spain. If you are new to Spain, Part Four includes descriptions of some 400 useful plants.

At the time of writing we have a most amazing red flower opening on a epicactus on our dining terrace worth sitting and watching unfold for several hours over a good bottle of wine and some tasty tapas. The final flower measures 15 – 20cm with as many as five opening on one plant in one evening.

They need little attention once established, if they are planted in suitable soils and microclimates: The best

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growing medium is one which is humus-rich, freedraining, open structure and gritty or sandy. A soil rich in ancient larva chippings is ideal. All cacti benefit from a mulch of crushed volcanic larva or stone chippings.

With patience they can also be raised from seed, can survive months of drought. Apart from rotting off if waterlogged, they rarely attract pests and diseases.

They may be planted in containers or in the garden, window boxes, rockeries or raised beds. So if you live on a golf complex with kept gardens you can still develop an interesting collection on a terrace or roof top. A prickly pear cacti hedge can act as a windbreak or even a useful firebreak but perhaps not on golf courses if you need to look for lost balls. In the vegetable garden two ears broken off a Prickly Pear cacti, pushed into the soil at ninety degrees to each other, can act as a useful windbreak for young plants such as squash and melons.

Interesting jams and liquors can be made from the fruit of Opunta Indica or prickly pear cacti.

There is a wide choice of small cacti available in many

garden centres and cacti are a good choice for absentee or lazy gardeners.

POTENTIAL PROBLEMS Most cacti have prickles and spikes that can penetrate even the toughest gardening gloves. A cacti garden is not recommended where children will be running round or infirm people use the garden.

But in both cases safe cacti gardens could be developed on a growing table.

Prickly off shoots can be broken off tall plants by gales, so take care if you have a cacti hedge...

The roots of large varieties can become invasive if the plants are against garden or house walls.

Some are not frost hardy. And many do not like their roots to be waterlogged.

If they are they soon rot off, particularly small plants.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

insurance Get 50€ cashback from Liberty Seguros!

25-31 OCT 2013

LIBERTY SEGUROS, the No 1 insurer for Expats living in Spain, is feeling generous and is giving back 50€ straight into your bank account, to spend however you like, when you take out a new fully comprehensive car or home insurance before 31st December!

The LIBERTY SEGUROS Car Insurance is very extensive and offers coverage to driver and passengers in case of an accident, as well as roadside assistance from kilometre zero. The value of the vehicle is considered

‘as new’ for total loss, fire or theft claims during the first two years and good drivers can earn a no-claims discount of up to 65%!

The LIBERTY SEGUROS Home Insurance gives you total piece of mind knowing you receive the adequate indemnity payment in the event of a claim. Goods will be insured on a ‘Value as new basis’; there is a 24-hour assistance service and there are three easy sign-up options to adjust the

product to your needs.

Go to www.libertyexpatriates.es for an instant quote and the name of your nearest LIBERTY SEGUROS broker and find out how you can enjoy 50€ Cash Back into your bank account: Offer valid for insurance taken out and commencing between 4th October and 31st December 2013.

Premiums must exceed 450€ for fully comprehensive Car Insurance or 250€ for Home Insurance. Not for renewals or replacements. Conditions apply.

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money A little black and a little white but lots of grey

25-31 OCT 2013

by

Keith Littlewood International Financial Adviser

GREY IS what’s available when you try a get a definitive answer on Spanish Succession tax rules.

I have read several articles and met with several experts but still it is difficult at a glance to work out what an individual could be liable for.

What is black and white is the Spanish authorities do need to get every hold of every centime they can and then try to invent a new way to increase taxes. It is beginning to feel like one of those old Robin Hood films where the King’s tax collectors come around burning down farmers homes only a week after they had paid their tax and not being able to afford a new increase applied the day before by King John.

What has changed are the rules relating to succession tax in the Valencia region for spouses and direct descendants - the reduction in tax relief for habitual residents that fall into these categories has been reduced from 95% to 75%. This means that in some

circumstances a spouse may have to pay succession tax not only on what they inherit from their spouse, be it cash or property, but also on the Spanish assets they currently own whereby before they did not.

So Expats who have invested their lifetime hard earned cash in a retirement property thinking they will have no tax burden until they both no longer live on this earth then they can think again! The poor in-mourning spouse could in some circumstances be lumbered with a tax bill just to continue living in their own home.

What you can do though to mitigate this is make sure your investments and cash do not face the same succession tax bill. There are ways in which investments can be structured as to not be subject to Spanish succession tax on first death, this is straightforward and uncomplicated.

In today’s financial climate it is essential you do everything you can to make sure your money is

protected against unnecessary taxes.

If you need advice or if have any questions regarding the above you can contact me on 657 684 094 or email keith.littlewood@blacktowerfm.com

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

legal

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Property transfer tax

by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

HAS THE Valencian Tax Office reviewed the value you declared on your purchase deed and asked you to pay an extra transfer tax?

DO NOT PAY, the High Court of the Valencian Community has confirmed that the revaluation method used is not valid, and has declared the revisions null and void.

Good news for taxpayers, on the 1st of October 2013, the highly important Court Order number 1336/2013 has been granted by the Contentious-Administrative Section of the High Court of the Valencian Community ( TSJ).

This court order is considered relevant, as it states that the method used by the Tax Office to review and re-evaluate the prices and values declared on the notarial Deeds of purchase, gift and inheritance IS NOT VALID, as it is based on the properties cadastral details and on general values approved and issued by the same taxman for tax purposes.

The TSJ states that these values could be used as a guidance,

but the valuations must be done individually, noting that the tax inspectors do not visit or check the properties one by one, and also the cadastral description sometimes does not match with the reality, etc.

This court order comes at a time when the Tax Authorities ( Oficina Liquidadoras) are increasing the revision and inspection of declared values and prices on public deeds, by means of these revaluation processes.

Therefore, if you receive a letter from CONSELLERÍA stating that the value you declared on your purchase, gift or inheritance has been reviewed, and now is higher and therefore you need to pay extra transfer tax, gift or inheritance tax, before paying it let us know. If the revaluation has the same defects mentioned on the court order 1336/2013 above mentioned, our law firm will assist you to contest it.

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185.

Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

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Benidorm retailers arrested for selling fake goods

VARIOUS TRADERS in Benidorm have been detained by police after being caught in possession of around 3,000 counterfeit garments.

Among those arrested are five men and five women of Spanish, Chinese and Indian nationality who are responsible for the ten shops in which the operation took place. They have now been released after giving evidence to the Brigade of the Judicial Police Local Police Station Benidorm.

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by

Mark Roach

Company Director and Spanish Tax Consultant

Wincham Consultants expands further in to Murcia WINCHAM IS an International Organisation of UK and Spanish Lawyers, Accountants and Tax Consultants. We have noticed an increase over the last 15 years of Spanish property owners who have been wishing to address the problem of Spanish Inheritance Tax (IHT). Our organisation has operated from Calpe, Alicante, since 1994 and has expanded throughout the Costa Blanca and Costa del Sol. Our UK Head office is located located in Cheshire.

Andrew Crookall our latest full time Spanish Tax Consultant lives in Playa Honda and has joined Wincham to offer Spanish Inheritance Tax (IHT) advice on a one to one basis in the Murcia Region.

Andrew joins Wincham after 20 years in the property and service industries.

My family and I relocated to Playa Honda, Costa Calida 10 years ago. Since then I have enjoyed success in the property industry but was disheartened with the sales, purchase and ownership process that I experienced.

My role at Wincham is now to support clients within the Murcia Region where I will provide owners who live, or who have holiday homes, in the area with a clear and accurate guidance relating to Inheritance Tax (IHT) and other tax issues. I am looking forward to meeting clients in the Costa Calida area and offering a suitable, effective solution to individual IHT problems” Wincham has been operating in Spain for almost 20 years and owns a portfolio of properties using the same UK Company structure which clients are advised to use. Clients invest their Spanish property into their own UK Company (which Wincham can supply) of which they will be the Directors and shareholders ensuring they remain in control of the asset. This process eradicates Spanish IHT for non-Spanish owners of property in Spain and their Beneficiaries.

There are many taxation benefits derived from investing a Spanish property into your own UK Limited Company. In addition the ownership of the company can be structured to suit beneficiaries needs in a way

Wincham Consultants Limited, Wincham House, Greenfield Farm Trading Estate, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 4TR, England.

(Wincham Consultants also have offices located on the Costa Blanca and the Costa del Sol) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.winchamiht.com

that is simply not possible under Spanish Law. If you would like to know more about The Wincham solution, receive your ‘complimentary’ Spanish Inheritance Tax illustration or meet with one of our trained consultants at any of our 3 offices please visit www.winchamiht.com or scan the QR code below.

Alternatively contact us directly on +44 (0)1260 299 700 (UK) or 0034 965 830 991 (Spain).

Wincham International is also able to assist you with Legal, Accountancy, Will Writing and Probate issues in both the UK and Spain.

Andrew Crookall

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insurance

25-31 OCT 2013

Exciting news from AJB Consultants AJB CONSULTANTS, the insurance specialists, are pleased to announce that they have opened a new office in Calpe, situated in Calle Santa Maria no.4 just off the main Gabriel Miro high street, on the same street as the Post Office, next to Banco Popular.

This is a brand new state of the art ground floor office and is wheelchair friendly. The new office will be open from 9.30am - 3.30pm and outside of these hours you can contact Philip Rayner directly on 606 213 665 - he will be happy to attend to you.

Despite the crisis AJB Consultants continues to expand, proving that a good product and excellent service are still important. It also helps that their prices are some of the lowest in Spain.

PROPERTY INSURANCES FROM ONLY 75€/YEAR FULLY COMPREHENSIVE CAR INSURANCE FROM ONLY 195€/YEAR AJB Consultants have been providing insurance to satisfied clients throughout the whole of Spain since 1987. With 25 + years’ experience, Philip and his staff continue to provide a professional, honest service to a large base of loyal clients who understand and appreciate that the staff at AJB Consultants always go that extra mile to help. Company

Director Philip is on call 24 hours a day, always on hand with expert advice.

AJB Consultants takes time to explain each of the insurance covers available, listening to clients’ needs to ensure that they obtain the policy that best meets their own particular needs at the best possible price.

The new office will allow them to provide an even more personal service to people who live in and around Calpe. And to celebrate the opening of this new office they are providing some exceptional discounts on all new policies contracted, as well as giving a free gift to all new and existing clients who visit.

For any type of insurance cover just contact them for a quoteyou will be amazed at how much money they could save you, with friendly staff always pleased to help. So when your current insurance is due for renewal, give them a call: AJB Consultants main office in Javea remains open for business as usual.

CALPE: 96 583 5807 JAVEA: 96 579 6357 Email: info@ajbinsurance.com philip@ajbinsurance.com MOBILE: 683 489 472 or 683 489 473 (Calpe) www.ajbinsurance.com

Best cover, best prices - always!

money

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Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

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Find out the rules and then play by them IF YOU own a property in Spain you should be ready for the unexpected. Not everything will run logically or operate in the way that you are used to.

If your connection with Spain is more than a few years old, you will know exactly what I mean.

For example, take a neighbour of ours. Our houses are next to each other, yet our house number is 848 and his is 685. Why? We’ve often speculated that it was something to do with having a different plot number or being originally part of a different street. Who knows, and by and large it hasn’t been a problem… except when it came to his property tax. For years he had paid nothing. Hadn’t it occurred to him that something was wrong? After all, paying some form of council tax is normal procedure in every country. You can’t plead national ignorance for this one. He had chosen not to see that amongst the bills for utilities and community fees there should also be at least something resembling property tax. Even worse, he can’t

have been reading any of our articles!

THE WRONG ADDRESS This is where the irregular house numbering comes in.

One day, the post man delivered a letter for council tax to our neighbour. He was doubly confused because he hadn’t seen one of these before and although the house number was correct it was a different street name on the envelope. Further investigation revealed that for some reason, this was the address that the town hall tax collecting agency (SUMA in this area) had been using all those years. If you are familiar with the way SUMA works here then you will see what’s coming next. As he followed up the letter with SUMA he was astounded to discover that they were going to charge him for four years’ back tax plus the current year. Our neighbour was not best pleased. Seeing that they had never addressed the envelope correctly or ensured it arrived at the right address how was he to know?

YOUR RESPONSIBILITY He didn’t have a leg to stand on. When it comes to paying your taxes, the onus is on you to keep up-todate and to find out what you must pay. In this case it was the council tax or IBI that he had defaulted on, had he been a non-resident then, no doubt, he would have been in arrears for his non-resident income tax too.

Omitting to pay non-resident income tax is more understandable. It is an unusual tax that many Spanish property owners find confusing. It is in addition to the normal council tax and it is your responsibility to make your declaration before the 31st December each year. If you don’t, then just like our neighbour, you can expect to have a little mountain of debt waiting for you when the time does come to pay.

Irregularities abound in Spain. This doesn’t mean that you don’t have to play by the rules. Rules there are, just don’t expect anyone to tell you about them.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

Life A golden opportunity HERE IS a rare chance to achieve your dream on the Mar Menor and to buy a home on Camping Pueblo de San Javier, one of the best mobile home parks in the area, ideal for retirement or holidays.

THIS QUIET, legal, permanent and family run site is ideally located on the Balsicas road between San Javier and the AP7, an easy-going, relaxed site offering several exquisite preowned park homes for sale. And due to the recession all are under half price from 10,000â‚Ź. They can also be rented out to bring in an income.

The site boasts a fabulous swimming pool; gym units, tennis and basketball courts and a children’s area. The lounge bar has darts, quiz, cards, entertainment nights and TV sports, etc.

Great food is on the menu and everyone is welcomed to use the bar - come and have a look around.

The homes are completely fitted out with white goods, TV, phone, internet, sheds, patios, some have conservatories and are ready to move into.

Post is delivered daily and the main gates close at midnight.

There is also a night watchman. The site has a safe and secure environment allowing people to relax and enjoy themselves all year round. There is a supermarket just 100m away and San Javier is within walking distance offering seven more supermarkets, including Iceland. There are plenty of amenities, with the airport and beaches nearby and a hospital 10 minutes by car.

If you would like to come and look around please contact Carol on 96 819 2425 / 626 055 622 or email haydn47@hotmail.com Also visit: www.mobilehonesmarmenorspain.com

Life Showbiz Goss

Get real! … That’s the reality!

I HAVE intentionally stayed away from anything to do with the dreadful Kardashian family in America, a bunch of people who have milked the reality show genre to its limit and back again. They have had a show called ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ running since 2007, and when it comes to super bad these saddos are right out of the top drawer. It is attention seeking at its most crude. Although I have intentionally stayed away from these people they are here today so that I can relate a story I picked up that consolidates my opinion of reality shows and where they stand in the world of genuine entertainment.

Another major league player in the business of attention seeking is rapper Kayne West, and now that he is the latest squeeze and has had a baby with Kim Kardashian, he appears to have fallen under her spell as when he was being interviewed by top US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel last week he said: “There’s no way that Kim Kardashian shouldn’t have a star on the Walk of Fame.”

He is of course referring to the street in Hollywood where the greats of the entertainment business have their names on a star on a paving stone, and he is suggesting that his chica … zero talent chica by the way - should lie alongside people like Katherine Hepburn and

James Dean.

The story has gone mega in America and Ana Martinez, spokeswoman for the Walk and the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce’s’ reply was: “We don’t have reality stars on the Walk of Fame, we don’t have a category for it, they will only get considered if they get nominated for, or win, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar…”

Well said Ana, but it’s the cheek that this story is all about: is their truly somebody out there who believes any reality show person (not star) could come anywhere near such recognition. But let me leave you with Ana’s rather appropriate closing statement that reads: “I hate to say it, but a lot of people just don’t like her.”

Takeaway chicken with ginger sauce THERE SEEMS to be a lot of love out there for The Ginger Prince, and the story I have about him today might well explain why so many of us would like to have Prince Harry round for tea. At the time of writing England had just qualified for the World Cup and like most English patriots Prince Harry was spotted enjoying the moment. At the polo club with a hot date on each arm? … Nope! … Having a jolly up with his army buddies? … Nope! … believe it or not The Ginger Prince was photographed in the Fulham Broadway branch of Nandos chowing down on a chicken breast fillet in pitta bread with extra cheese and creamy mash … oh yes, and he also had a side order of regular chips.

The person who took the pic got in touch with the Mirror and they found a very lively eye witness who said “Moments after he left the restaurant clutching his dinner in a paper bag a member of staff jumped on the bench Harry was sitting on and shouted: “I’m on the Prince’s throne!” … Alrighty! It appears that Harry has a penchant for the Portuguese eatery as he was spotted in the Stevenage branch in 2009.

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by

Peter Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Celebrity clips MADONNA IS constantly being referred to as the ‘Queen of Pop’, a statement that needs looking at in my opinion and in the wake of her behaviour at the New York Film Festival last week, ‘Queen of Crass’ fits a lot better.

Sat watching movie ‘12 Years a Slave’ Madonna kept sending text messages and now won’t be allowed back in until she apologises.

If Quentin Tarantino ever had aspirations to direct a Batman movie he has clearly ditched them. Speaking to a French publication on Ben Affleck’s recent controversial casting as Batman he said, “I have to admit that I don’t really have an opinion, ‘Why? Because Batman is not a very interesting character” … Controversy on Contraversy …

Cool!

The X Files ran from 1993 – 2002 with the two FBI agents Mulder and Skully solving unusual paranormal behaviour cases with such aplomb. If you were a fan best hang on to your hollyhocks as the word is that a third movie is to be made. Welsh group Catatonia had a top ten with ‘Mulder and Scully’ in ‘98 so they’ll be hoping it’s not just

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Life TV

25th October - 31st October

FRIDAY 25th October BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Real Rescues 12:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Keeping Up Appearances 15:45 Keeping Up Appearances 16:15 Perfection 17:00 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Room 101 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Citizen Khan 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:20 Bluestone 42 24:50 Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

06:25 Formula 1 08:10 Real Rescues 08:55 Britain’s Empty Homes 09:25 Flog It! Trade Secrets 10:25 Formula 1 12:15 Animal Park 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Classic Mastermind 14:30 Cash in the Attic 15:15 Great British Menu 15:45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:15 Are You Being Served?

16:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:20 Cagney & Lacey 18:05 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Nigellissima 20:30 Nigellissima 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Natural World 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Later with Jools Holland

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Gino’s Italian Escape 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Basic Instinct

07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 According to Jim 08:25 Will & Grace 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Frasier 09:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 Four Rooms 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 14:05 Heaven Knows, Mr Allison 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 22:30 Man Down 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:10 Was It Something I Said?

24:55 Gogglebox

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Police Interceptors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Exploding Sun 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 World’s Strongest Man 21:00 Criminals: Caught on Camera 22:00 TV’s 50 Greatest Magic Tricks 24:50 Inside Hollywood

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 The Bourne Supremacy 24:10 Hannibal

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07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 New Girl 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 New Girl 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 Never Been Kissed 24:05 Rude Tube

SATURDAY 26th October BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 09:30 Formula 1 11:45 Saturday Kitchen Live 13:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 13:15 Football Focus 14:00 Formula 1 15:00 Live Rugby League World Cup 17:30 Final Score 18:20 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 18:40 Pointless Celebrities 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing 21:15 Atlantis 22:00 The National Lottery Live 22:10 Casualty 23:00 BBC News; Weather 23:20 Match of the Day 24:40 The Football League Show

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:25 Formula 1 08:35 Carnival Boat 09:35 The Fallen Sparrow 11:10 Reel History of Britain 11:40 The Life of Birds 12:30 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age 13:00 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 13:30 The A to Z of TV Cooking 14:15 EastEnders 16:05 Coast 16:30 The House That £100K Built 17:30 Live Rugby League World Cup 20:00 Flog It! 20:30 Natural World 21:30 Dad’s Army 22:00 The 70s 23:00 The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme 23:40 An Education

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Canimals 08:10 Canimals 08:15 Canimals 08:25 Sooty 08:35 Horrid Henry 08:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 09:15 Bottom Knocker Street 09:30 Munch Box 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Saturday Cookbook 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:30 Surprise Surprise 13:30 All Star Family Fortunes 14:15 Doc Martin 15:15 Catchphrase 16:00 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 18:40 ITV News Central 18:50 ITV News and Weather 19:00 New You’ve Been Framed!

19:30 Fool Britannia 20:00 The Chase 21:00 The X Factor 23:00 The Jonathan Ross Show 24:00 ITV News and Weather 24:15 Take Me Out

07:15 The Hoobs 07:40 The Hoobs 08:05 British Rallycross 08:30 FIM Superbike World Championship 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 The American Football Show 11:05 Frasier 11:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:05 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Simpsons 13:25 Heston’s Feast 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:40 Come Dine with Me 19:15 Come Dine with Me 19:45 Channel 4 News 20:05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 21:00 Grand Designs 22:00 Die Hard 2 24:20 Beverly Hills Cop II

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Hana’s Helpline 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25 Roary the Racing Car 10:40 Jelly Jamm 11:00 The Mr Men Show 11:15 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11:50 Slugterra 12:20 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 12:50 The Dog Rescuers 13:20 Animal Maternity 14:20 Columbo: Murder by the Book 16:00 Run Silent Run Deep 17:50 Attack on the Iron Coast 19:35 Lost Heroes of World War One 20:00 Revealed 21:00 War Hero in My Family 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Stephen King’s Bag of Bones

07:00 Holiday Showdown 07:50 Coronation Street 10:20 Emmerdale 13:10 The X Factor USA 14:10 The Hot Desk 14:25 Peter Andre: My Life 15:25 You’ve Been Framed!

15:55 You’ve Been Framed!

16:25 You’ve Been Framed!

16:55 Honey 18:55 The Flintstones 20:45 Twister 23:00 The Xtra Factor 24:00 Celebrity Juice 24:50 The Magaluf Weekender

07:00 Switched 07:20 Being Erica 08:05 Make It or Break It 08:50 Ugly Betty 09:50 Charmed 10:50 Glee 11:50 90210 12:45 Rules of Engagement 13:15 Rules of Engagement 13:40 Rules of Engagement 14:10 Rules of Engagement 14:40 Rules of Engagement 15:10 The Mindy Project 15:40 The Big Bang Theory 16:10 The Big Bang Theory 16:40 Made in Chelsea 17:45 Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel 19:35 Rules of Engagement 20:00 Rules of Engagement 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:30 The Big Bang Theory 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 The Inbetweeners 24:35 The Inbetweeners

SUNDAY 27 October

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07:00 Breakfast 08:10 Match of the Day 09:30 Formula 1 12:45 Sunday Politics 14:00 BBC News 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:00 Formula 1 17:00 Points of View 17:15 Songs of Praise 17:55 The Great British Year 18:55 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:20 Countryfile 20:20 Strictly Come Dancing 21:00 The Paradise 22:00 By Any Means 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:50 Rugby League World Cup

07:00 The Penguin Pool Murder 08:05 The 39 Steps 09:30 Gardeners’ World 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Sunday Morning Live 12:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 MotoGP 15:30 Flog It! 16:30 Great British Railway Journeys 17:00 Boxing 18:30 Britain’s Classroom Heroes 19:30 The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek 20:00 Dive WWII: Our Secret History 21:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 22:00 A Very English Education 23:00 The Wrong Mans 23:30 QI XL 24:15 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 24:45 Just like Heaven

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Canimals 08:10 Canimals 08:15 Canimals 08:25 Sooty 08:35 Horrid Henry 08:50 Big Time Rush 09:15 Bottom Knocker Street 09:30 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Storage Hoarders 11:30 Sunday Side Up 12:30 Sunday Scoop 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:35 Inside the National Trust 14:35 The FA Cup Draw 15:05 The X Factor 17:05 Fool Britannia 17:35 Downton Abbey 18:40 Prize Island 19:35 ITV News Central 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Surprise Surprise 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 Downton Abbey 23:05 ITV News and Weather 23:20 Women Behind Bars with Trevor McDonald 24:20 Premiership Rugby Union

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 The American Football Show 08:55 Killarney Adventure Race 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:55 The Simpsons 14:25 The Simpsons 14:55 Maid in Manhattan 17:00 Channel 4 News 17:30 American Football Live 21:00 Bigfoot Files 22:00 Homeland 23:05 Was It Something I Said?

23:35 Toast of London 24:05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Bananas in Pyjamas 08:20 Make Way for Noddy 08:35 City of Friends 08:50 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 08:55 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:45 Hana’s Helpline 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25 Roary the Racing Car 10:40 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Great Run Series 13:00 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 14:40 The Ghost of Greville Lodge 16:30 The Canterville Ghost 18:15 Monster House 19:55 Ghost Busters 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Scre4m 24:10 The True Story

07:00 Emmerdale 09:35 Coronation Street 12:05 The X Factor 14:10 The Xtra Factor 15:05 The Hot Desk 15:20 Honey 17:25 Casper 19:25 The Perfect Storm 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Freshers 24:50 Tricked

07:00 Switched 07:25 Make It or Break It 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Made in Chelsea 14:35 Rules of Engagement 15:05 Rules of Engagement 15:35 The Mindy Project 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 Rules of Engagement 21:00 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 24:55 Misfits

Emmerdale omnibus

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monday 28th October BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Keeping Up Appearances 15:45 Keeping Up Appearances 16:15 Perfection 17:00 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Ripper Street 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Quitting the English Defence League: When Tommy Met Mo 24:20 BBC News: The Editors 24:50 Citizen Khan

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Real Rescues 08:50 Britain’s Empty Homes 09:20 The A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 Watchdog 11:05 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Rugby League World Cup 14:45 Great British Menu 15:45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:15 Are You Being Served?

16:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:20 Cagney & Lacey 18:10 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing 20:00 The Great British Bake Off 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 22:00 Iceland Foods: Life in the Freezer Cabinet 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 A Very English Education

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 OCD Ward 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Agenda 24:05 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories

07:05 The Treacle People 07:15 The Hoobs 07:40 The Hoobs 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Frasier 09:35 Frasier 10:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 14:05 SuperScrimpers 14:10 One of Our Aircraft Is Missing 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Health Freaks 22:00 999: What’s Your Emergency?

23:00 Embarrassing Bodies 24:05 Educating Yorkshire

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 War Hero in My Family 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Delete 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Construction Squad: Operation Homefront 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Pickpockets & Proud 23:00 Under the Dome 23:55 Final Destination

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Peter Andre: My Life 23:00 Release the Hounds 24:00 House of Wax

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Suburgatory 11:30 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:35 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Suburgatory 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 New Girl 21:30 New Girl 22:00 90210 23:00 Made in Chelsea 24:00 Big Fat Quiz of the 00s

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tuesday 29th October BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Keeping Up Appearances 15:45 Keeping Up Appearances 16:15 Perfection 17:00 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The Escape Artist 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Imagine

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Saints and Scroungers 08:50 Britain’s Empty Homes 09:20 The A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 Antiques Roadshow 11:05 James Martin’s Food 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Cash in the Attic 14:45 Great British Menu 15:45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:15 Are You Being Served?

16:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:20 Cagney & Lacey 18:05 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing 20:00 The Great British Bake Off 21:00 Autumnwatch 22:00 The Wrong Mans 22:30 The Sarah Millican Television Programme 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland

wednesday 30th October BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Keeping Up Appearances 15:45 Keeping Up Appearances 16:15 Perfection 17:00 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Political Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 Supermarket Secrets 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 The League Cup Show

BBC2

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Saints and Scroungers 08:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 09:15 The A to Z of TV Cooking 10:00 Super Giant Animals 11:00 Plan It, Build It 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Cash in the Attic 14:45 Great British Menu 15:45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:15 Are You Being Served?

16:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:20 Cagney & Lacey 18:05 Flog It! 18:55 Party Political Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing 20:00 The Great British Bake Off 21:00 Autumnwatch 22:00 Ambassadors 23:00 The Culture Show 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Great Continental Railway Journeys

ITV1 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Aussie Animal Island 21:00 Tonight 22:00 On the Run 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Words of Everest 24:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA

ITV1 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Political Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Exposure 24:35 James Nesbitt’s Ireland

CHANNEL 4 07:05 The Treacle People 07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 09:00 Frasier 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:55 Escape to Victory 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 Masters of Sex 23:10 London Irish 23:40 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 24:25 Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Animal Maternity 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:15 Trust 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 20:30 The Dog Rescuers 21:00 Cowboy Builders 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Castle 23:55 Body of Proof 24:55 Countdown to Murder

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Peter Andre: My Life 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Tricked 24:50 Freshers

E4

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Rules of Engagement 22:30 Happy Endings 23:00 Good Luck Chuck

CHANNEL 4

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07:25 The Treacle People 07:35 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Will & Grace 08:55 Frasier 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 14:10 The Great Sioux Massacre 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 River Cottage 22:00 Grand Designs 23:00 Mercury Prize Live Winner Announcement 23:05 Gogglebox 23:50 The Town That Caught

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Revealed 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:10 The Ghost of Greville Lodge 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 21:00 Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic 22:00 I Lost Weight but Lost My Husband!

23:00 Wentworth Prison 24:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:55 Inside Hollywood

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Freshers 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Hannibal

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Suburgatory 16:30 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising 23:00 Misfits 24:05 Made in Chelsea

THURSDAY 31st October BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Sheriffs Are Coming 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Britain’s Empty Homes 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Keeping Up Appearances 15:45 Keeping Up Appearances 16:15 Perfection 17:00 Escape to the Country 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Waterloo Road 22:00 Truckers 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Saints and Scroungers 08:50 Britain’s Empty Homes 09:20 The A to Z of TV Cooking 10:05 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors 11:05 Plan It, Build It 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Cash in the Attic 14:45 Great British Menu 15:45 Floyd on Britain and Ireland 16:15 Are You Being Served?

16:45 ‘Allo ‘Allo!

17:20 Cagney & Lacey 18:10 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 The Great British Bake Off 21:00 Autumnwatch 22:00 This World 23:00 Mock the Week - Again 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Trust Me I’m a Doctor

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Britain’s Secret Treasures 22:00 Breathless 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Jonathan Ross Show 24:40 Wild Britain with Ray Mears

07:05 The Treacle People 07:15 The Hoobs 08:10 According to Jim 08:35 Will & Grace 09:00 Frasier 10:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss USA 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 13:35 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 14:10 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 14:20 The Bravados 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 22:00 Bedlam 23:00 Up All Night 24:05 Mercury Prize Awards Show

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 The Hotel Inspector 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 The Canterville Ghost 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Benidorm ER 22:00 Countdown to Murder 23:00 Person of Interest 24:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 24:55 Inside Hollywood

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:40 Dinner Date 10:40 The Real Housewives of New York City 11:35 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Big Rich Texas 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Big Rich Texas 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Tricked 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Release the Hounds 24:50 The Only Way Is Essex

E4 07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Suburgatory 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Suburgatory 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Suburgatory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Drifters 22:30 Drifters 23:00 Educating Essex 24:10 Rude Tube

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CROSSWORD SOLUTIONS 731 CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Starboard; 8 Odd; 9 Come to light; 11 Deluded; 12 Often; 13 Medusa; 15 Delete; 17 Cache; 18 Tear out; 20 Ill-disposed; 22 Coo; 23 Retreated.

Down: 2 Too; 3 Bated; 4 Allude; 5 Dog-rose; 6 Go to the dogs; 7 Adornment; 10 Malediction; 11 Democracy; 14 Stellar; 16 Strict; 19 Apple; 21 Eve.

QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Energetic; 8 Awe; 9 Teetotaller; 11 Precede; 12 Extra; 13 August; 15 Stroke; 17 Miner; 18 Parapet; 20 Intercourse; 22 Ire; 23 Hollyhock.

Down: 2 Nee; 3 Grove; 4 Trader; 5 Collect; 6 Paratrooper; 7 Permanent; 10 Emergencies; 11 Pragmatic; 14 Stretch; 16 Spiral; 19 Roomy; 21 Sec.

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Life spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Step by Step Spanish -54 Compound verb tenses (5) WE’RE GOING to talk about auxiliaries, subjunctives and compound verb forms today.

I JUST thought I’d tell you straight away in case have accidentally strayed into this article thinking it was going to help you to order a cup of coffee. We’re onto some of the harder stuff at the moment, although we will be back to basics in a few more weeks, if you can wait till then.

For those sufficiently equipped against the elements, the first thing we are going to do is conjugate the auxiliary verb “haber” in its present subjunctive form. It is an irregular verb in the present subjunctive, and goes like this: Haya Hayas Haya

Hayamos Hayáis Hayan

“Haya” is also the subjunctive form of “hay” (there is/there are) so it would appear it this sort of sentence: “No creo que haya mucha

gente en la clase” (I don’t think there are many people in the class). Apart from that, the rest of the conjugation would only appear when we want the subjunctive version of the present perfect. In other words, where we would normally use:

(You (plural) have eaten all the cake) Now we’re going to put them into sentences which require them to become subjunctive.

Let’s start again. Here are some examples of sentences with verbs in the present perfect.

Es posible que hayamos estado en Madrid (It’s possible that we’ve been to Madrid).

No creo que mis amigos hayan visto la película (I don’t think my friends have seen the film).

Parece mentira que hayáis comido toda la tarta (I can’t believe you’ve eaten all the cake).

Hemos estado en Madrid.

(We have been to Madrid) Mis amigos han visto la película (My friends have seen the film) Habéis comido toda la tarta

Don’t forget incidentally that none of this is pronounced like English word hay – i.e. the stuff like straw that horses eat. “Hay” sounds pretty much like our pronoun “I” and that sound needs to be maintained at all times!

He Has Ha

Hemos Habéis Han

Castle exhibition in Santa Pola

THE CASTLE in Santa Pola is hosting an exhibition of paintings and sculpture inspired by the marine world.

Eleven artists of the Galician Association of Art and Culture are featured in the new exhibition entitled ‘Between Two Seas’. Around 35 works in a variety of styles, techniques and formats are on display and the exhibition will continue until 24th November.

Life books

Danny Collins - copydjp@gmail.com

How I became a famous novelist ANYONE WHO’S ever tried writing for a living – and I put myself firmly among the guilty – will know where Steve Hely is going before they turn the first page. Famous novelists aren’t born; they are manufactured by publishers’ PR departments. Many don’t write their own work but instead give a storyline to a hungry wannabee who will flesh it out for a small fee and allow the celebrity writer to rake 50% of the profit that comes with his or her name on the cover, usually embossed in gold or silver and larger than the title.

So, no doubt equipped with the knowledge gained by his own forays into the literary warzone, the author presents a funny, witty, and blistering evisceration of celebrity culture and literary fame. Step by confident step, Hely’s hero and roguish loser Pete Tarslaw sets out to write the bestseller of all bestsellers, a book that will guarantee him fame, financial comfort, a stately home either by the ocean or a scenic lake, and the opportunity to humiliate his ex-girlfriend at her wedding.

How he succeeds and what it finally costs him is a cautionary tale for all of us who have taken up the pen (yeah, OK, keyboard – I was Author: Steve Hely Publisher: Corsair (paperback) Price: 10.80 euros ISBN: 978 1 84901 572 1

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just being lyrical) to earn our daily bread – and trashy reviews. For those of you out there with a Jeffrey Archer plot and a laptop that the wife’s not hijacked, I urge you to read this book. Your time won’t be wasted, I guarantee.

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Life horoscopes Mars inconjuncts with Uranus in the house of Aries bringing a depth of intrigue that will lead you to finding the whole truth in a precarious situation. Honing your great skills of observation, and armed to bring transparency back onto the menu, there is much to wade through before you come to the conclusion that some things aren’t meant to be.

Venus in Sagittarius inconjuncts with Jupiter in Cancer. This sends a powerful message out that you are not interested in making any deal, and that what you have said was what was needed to be heard by all concerned. You can epitome stubbornness and make things very difficult for yourself, but you are right on track to bring home the bacon.

In the current Mercury retrograde you have begun to see things from a different direction, and have the sanction of the Mars Virgo overlay to clarify the matter. Not only have you been barking up the wrong tree but you have allowed your gut instincts to be tossed aside in favour of speculation, and now you can see better the consequences.

Jupiter brings a hefty dose of positive action entwined with a touch of fate and good fortune, all not before time. You have been giving so much, and now must accept that you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, and that you have chosen your moment to bow our gracefully, once and for all, whilst things are still on a high.

Who cares that you have had a recent kick in the teeth.

Nobody could have handled the situation better than you, and you should be very happy with the result, which will shortly bring you dividends. It is a case of once bitten twice shy, so know that your defensive measures, coupled with a cool clear head, have managed to save the day!

Mars has to bring you a safety net right now, and it is just in the nick of time. You have started and you will finish, but what cannot be allowed is any return to the dark days of someone’s past. Your admirable silence is your way of defending someone you love and respect, before somebody does put their foot in things. Two and two is four.

Venus is seduced by the sheer cheek of an ebullient Sagittarius. Right now wisdom and sagacity have given way to anything that might jeopardise a grateful cause. There has been, above all, silence when dialogue was the way forward. Yes, things may be sorting themselves out once and for all, but walk on with your head held high above all.

The Sun exalts you and brings sunshine to the darkest of days as you nostalgically look back on the recent choices you have made. It was always your decision, but remember that there is more than one way of skinning a rabbit and that your current options are best left open to interpretation by others who seem to want to get a look in.

With your benefactor Jupiter in Cancer and a wily Venus taking on your seventh house there comes a time to make a smokescreen to adequately cover your actions of privacy.

Above all you need to get your head down and complete something you are stalling about, and then you will have all the justification you seem to need just now.

Pluto knows just how to nudge you into touch, especially since your ambition and drive seems to be at an all time low. There has been a disappointment, and this has led to some unwelcome changes. However it is through these changes that something very positive comes into your life for your good and the greater benefit of your loved ones.

Hard to balance your anger at this moment, but wait and see, things may be about to be moving on when you least expect. Blame any slowing down on the conflicting energies of mighty Uranus and a tetchy Aries. This is a time to make new ventures and to blend your many talents into something that is more deserving and inspiring and worthy.

Chiron can see your wants and needs but needs your permission before things start to turn around for you.

Someone is being economical with the truth and living in cloud cuckoo land, but this is no excuse for you not working with your perceptive and inspiring energies. You are about to be selected for a project that badly needs your leadership.

Kenny corris www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 Telephone: 965 878 424

Testing

IF YOU wish to convert to be a Jew there is a simple pathway you have to follow to enable this. The first step will find you standing at the door of the local Rabbi’s house to ask for his help. You will give your name and say what you want to do…. and the door will be closed, maybe slammed in your face. The persistent will rebook their appointment and knock on the door once more. They will repeat their needs and have the same door closed on them. The brave and the undaunted will re schedule a time with the Rabbi and re request their needs when the Rabbi opens the door yet again. However, third time around that door will slam and you will be on the wrong side of it, you the non Jew left on the doorstep once more. If there is a fourth time of asking the door is opened by a smiling Rabbi. He will welcome you in and tell you all that you have to do to make such a journey into a new and wonderful religion. Of course you have been tried and tested and you have passed, even though the few years of study may not be for you after all.

I see so many who are being sorely tested these days. So too are others full of belief, that are the result of faith. What makes people so different? The examination system was never for me, though I was proud of my clutch of O and A levels and my degree. I always felt that I under achieved, and that the examiner couldn’t really know what I was all about, so he or she was judging me on one 90 minute examination.

So too are testing situations often so daunting. They leave behind those who think that they have passed or failed, and it’s good to pass, but what if you don’t?

Spirit test. I knew that they did as a child because energies

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and power came to me as a young and impressionable child.

Suddenly there were magical things that I could do, but then I thought that everyone could do what I was doing. I think they could have, but I was ready to go further as many would not have been. To me playing with Spirit Children who others couldn’t see was a plus for me, albeit that they dressed in Victorian clothing, they were attracted to me and me to them.

It wasn’t macabre or scary, it just happened. Spirit tested me from that time onwards. I had to be good enough, and though I had my fair share of disappointment, I never feared failure, and positive energy took over. One day my Spirit friends left me, but I was left knowing that there would be something else, and my God there was!

The spiritual testing situation is a precarious one for many. At least for those who have not realised that we work with Spirit, and not just for them, and that reveal tells us that they do our work in the Spirit World, whilst we do there work here on Earth.

Being able to think outside the box does help. Better still it is better to reach a state whereby the box is removed, or maybe it never did exist, anyway? Fear stops all process that demand our soul energy, and you cannot be afraid of a body of journeyed souls who want to help us live a better life here on this Planet.

They may be your friends and family, or inspired people who have something to give back to the World they left behind, such as a specific gift or talent.

Tested? I still am from time to time and it keeps me on my toes, but I have the great privilege to be able to work with the living and the dead and that has taught me not to acknowledge the negative and to live life for the positive solutions that are never too far away. Next to the stinging nettle grows the dock leaf, and the antidote is quick and easy and takes away all pain.

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

Postbag

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Readings in Albir: Mini readings available Monday October 28th and Wednesday October 30th at: Bistro Something Else (formerly The Maya Bistro) from 16.30.

Bookings 966 868 213. The Spiritual Café welcomes all to come and meet at the Costa Blanca’s original Spiritual location.

Kenny, I have been trying to work with myself, and took to heart your diagnosis that I need a Spiritual Guide to see me through. However when I did ask, nobody came, and I feel abandoned. What do I do now? Gita.L.

An Audience with Kenny Corris: Thursday November 14th at 15.30 at: Moli Canyar Restaurant, Carrer Gandia 7, Potries. In aid of: PEPA animal charities. Admission 20EUR. Light refreshments available. Details and bookings from the PEPA website on: www.pepaspain.com or telephone: 96 280 8287 for any further information. Look for promotions shortly available on Facebook, through radio and local press. This show will include a demonstration of Clairvoyance, and Healing will be available throughout the performance.

Gita, you have to matter more to yourself. Naturally if you get any negativity you have to fight it each and every way. I have had to ask twice on a number of occasions and never had to ask a third time. Sometimes we are tested, and your need for a Guide will result in your successfully asking for the Guide that you deserve and receiving such a Guide into your spiritual life. Do not give up. Do whatever it takes. Please do not be afraid of Spirit.

Talk to them because dialogue is essential between you. So too can you tell them off if you do not get something you know that you deserve. They won’t think badly of you, rather they will realise that you are only asking for that which you deserve, and Gita, if anyone deserves it you do!!

If it’s your birthday this week

Have faith in an open and inspiring Jupiter who steps up to bring you good luck and good fortune, as a corner develops. Belief in yourself will see rewards coming at you, from all directions, for a job done well in your intuitive and gutsy style!

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Sudoku

Quick Crossword

Cryptic Crossword ACROSS 7. Additional extravagance at first (5) 8. Ancient hero who took the ones here to America (7) 9. Where birds win money by cheating at cards? (7) 10. Soft swelling is well rounded (5) 12. So pretence turns out to be what everybody knows unofficially (4,6) 15. See 3 Down.

18. Poor dunderhead goes back to languish (5) 19. He needs his eyes open for his pupils to be clearly seen (7) 21. Regard to business (7) 22. Change there and get a number (5)

Last weeks crossword answers can be found with the TV listings.

Word Ladders

DOWN 1. Don’t forget the wild animal you’re thinking about (4,2,4) 2. Plunder’s going up to have a seat! (5) 3 & 15 Across. Although you understand quite a bit, don’t be offended (4,2,4,4) 4. The prop is attached, so don’t go away (4,2) 5. Springtime? (4,4) 6. Need about a couple of dozen sheets of paper (7) 11. Suitably arrange to make a formal request for goods (3,2,5) 13. More punctual helper behind the scenes (8) 14. A sufficient reason for being on the rocks, perhaps (7) 16. It’s clear father has what he needs for camping (6) 17. It raised the tone quickly (5) 20. She’s in the choir: get her out altogether! (4)

The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.

ACROSS 7. Light-giver (5) 8. Malady (7) 9. Lachrymose (7) 10. Put off (5) 12. Colony (10) 15. Becoming adult (10) 18. Joins timber (5) 19. Unvarying (7) 21. Pleas (7) 22. Frequently (5)

DOWN 1. Diplomacy (10) 2. Massive (5) 3. Cook (4) 4. Quarters (6) 5. Club (8) 6. Pagan (7) 11. Withdrawal (10) 13. Regularity (8) 14. Decorative pelmet (7) 16. Ocean travel (6) 17. Value (5) 20. Image (4)

Euromillions Draw Friday 18th October 2013

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Life health

Would you buy a bra from a market stall? Why not?

OF COURSE market stalls vary widely in terms of quality and service and it’s true to say that they are more commonly associated with ‘cheap and cheerful’ goods rather than high end quality. However, some stalls really are a treasure trove of opportunity.

ONE SUCH stall is ‘Shani’s Lingerie’, based in Zoco and Playa Flamenca Markets, trading in the Costa Blanca for eight years, offering high quality branded goods such as Marks & Spencers; Naturana; Evans; Ballet and other high-end brand name products for a fraction of the price you would pay in the UK. Goods are all imported direct from the UK and Germany.

In addition a quality service is offered – so often lacking here in Spain. These include a Bra fitting service and

Algorfa Chiropractic Clinic Dr Xavier Dutey-Harispe D.C Carretera Almoradi, No.18 Bajo.

03169, Algorfa Tel: 965 071 898 / 618 337 616 (out of clinic hours)

The benefits of Chiropractic care Dr. Dutey-Harispe D.C is a qualified chiropractor.

He uses a specific chiropractic principle called W.H.O (with hands only). The skill of a traditional chiropractor is achieved by manually adjusting the spine. The main goal of Chiropractic is to help people reach their fullest potential by having a nervous system free of interference. Patients who have suffered from numbness and or tingling in the arms and hands are surprised when they are told that the problem is coming from the neck (cervical).

If you have pain in your legs, it could be coming from the lower back. All new patients undergo a thorough examination to determine the “root” cause of the problem and treatment begins on the initial visit. The Algorfa Chiropractic Clinic treats patients of all ages and has recently treated primary and secondary school children as well as patients who have sustained injury through sports related activities. A spine free of interference means that the body can begin and continue to heal itself naturally. The Clinic has treated patients of all nationalities, English, Spanish, Scandinavian, French and German.

Why not take advantage of our free posture screening analysis for a non obligatory,informative, individual assessment. In addition to Chiropractic care, we offer Acupuncture to those people who want to POST URE stop smoking.

FREE

We are located in Algorfa in the direction of La Finca Golf / Los Montesinos.

Please view our website for more information or speak to Catherine, a member of Dr Dutey-Harispe’s team.

Hours of opening: Tuesday & Wednesday: Thursday:

www.chiropractorspain.com

SCRE ENING ANALY SIS

9.00 - 14.00 16.00 - 21.00

info@chiropractoralgorfa.es

goods exchange policy if the size is not right or you find you just would prefer another style.

Costs are kept down by trading in a market stall environment rather than a shop, with savings passed on to the customers.

At prices less than half that of the UK, all Naturana bras are 12€ or less and M&S Bras start from 3€!

An excellent exchange policy means you can just bring back the items with tags attached.

And a measuring and fitting service on site ensures you get the right fit in the first place.

Find details on Facebook: ShanisLingerie@facebook.com/happynewyear123. Click ‘Like’.

Directions: Proceed in to Zoco Market: turn left immediately: go to the very end, where you will see the Iron Art stall - turn right - we are the 2nd stall on the right.

Playa Flamenca Market: ¾ of the way down the market from the Celtic Isle. We are on the left hand side opposite a cul de sac with other stalls in it.

You can also call 622 280 043 Please visit me and quote this newspaper for a 10% discount this weekend only.

Just in: A wide range of full slips, half-slips and camisoles in a variety of colours and sizes.

How are you feeling today?

“Don’t forget To pick up Your treat for Hallowe’en!”

At the Benijofar Chiropractic Clinic, Dr Hans Christian Madsen has a plan to free you from pain.

Please take a look at our website for more information on how the treatments work. Our patients’ testimonies are proof that we can help you feel better

TEL: 966 185 242 / 693 371 616 / 617

www.chiropractor-benijofar.es | info@chiropractor-benijofar.es _____________________________________________ MON & WED: 10.00 - 13.50 & 15.00 - 18.00 TUES & THURS: 15.00 – 18.00 FRI: 10.00 – 13.30 Calle Federico Garcia Lorca, No. 90 L-8 03178 Benijofar (opposite Citroen Garage)

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Utiel – Not exactly beautiful but with plenty of bull IT MUST be admitted that Utiel lacks the charm of nearby Requena, but it does have its moments, particularly in the warren of narrow streets around the church. The church itself is magnificent in it simplicity. Barely decorated, in complete contrast to most of the churches in the Valencian Community, the simple stone walls and barley-sugar twist pilasters with their gilded capitals has a majesty that outweighs much of the extravagant ornamentation seen elsewhere.

With recordings of Gregorian chant enhancing more than destroying the peacefulness, it is the sort of place where, even if you aren’t of a religious mind, you can’t help but want to sit awhile and absorb the tranquillity.

Utiel is one of the main wine production towns in the Valencian Community, and gives its name to the Denominación de Origin Utiel-Requena (where its name goes first, much to the chagrin of the Requenenses). Once mainly exported or used for blending, the region is now producing some excellent wines, hence the D.O., and is Valencia’s main producer of cava.

The Cooperativa Agricola Utiel is the main bodega to visit in Utiel for well-priced wines. Great tiled swathes of grapevines decorate either side of the arched doorway with a tiled panel above depicting a poetic rural landscape of lowing oxen pulling a plough through deeply tilled earth.

The huge metal door itself would look more in keeping as the entrance to a prison, but during working hours it opens to reveal the work going on around the huge shining vats in which the wine is produced.

Two large tiled plaques inform you that it was built between 1949 and1960 and has a capacity of 30 million litres: some resaca (hangover!) Step inside and the bouquet certainly doesn’t have the hint of chocolate and raspberries that wine aficionados eulogise about.

If you want to sample the product you can do so at the Despach de Vinos next door.

To see how it’s all done, visit the Museo del Vino housed in the Bodega Redondo (Round Bodega – which is exactly what it was) where tools and equipment used in wine making for centuries past are on display. As you walk around the lower section, where the wine would once have been stored, look up at the ceiling and you will see it is made up of broken bits of tiles (to help with insulation), some of which are so gorgeous that any collector would give his eye teeth even for the damaged piece.

Unlike the façade of the Cooperativa, the bullring almost opposite is more a thing of ugly than a thing of beauty.

Even so, the locals are inordinately proud of their plaza de toros, which was built in 1858 and rivals that of Bocairent as the oldest in the Comunidad and is the second largest in the region, second only to the bullring in the capital.

The Guardia Civil barracks on Calle Heroes de Tollo (which presumably celebrates a battle, although I could find nothing relating to the name other than an hotel, restaurant and industrial estate) is like a big iced birthday cake in the shape of a castle, with turrets and all. Don’t be tempted to take a photo though, because they are considered military establishments and therefore secret – although how secret can they be, stuck on the main road into town! I was pulled inside one a couple of years ago when I was spotted photographing the barracks in Torrevieja and was only allowed out after a sergeant had a long conversation with the editor of the newspaper I was working for and I deleted the image.

This article is taken from Inland Trips from the Costa Blanca, a series of five ebooks, each of four excursions that cover the whole of the Valencian region. For further information and immediate download from Amazon.co.uk, visit www.spainuncovered.net

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Stuffed courgettes with a rich tomato sauce

The authentic flavour of India at Shakira

• 2-3 medium courgettes • 250g minced beef • 1 medium onion, peeled and chopped • 1 small red pepper, de-seeded and diced • 150g mushrooms roughly chopped

FOR MORE than a decade one restaurant on the Southern Costa Blanca has been synonymous with serving the finest in Indian cuisine. The Shakira group first opened their doors in 2001 and now feature three highly regarded restaurants in Orihuela Costa for the perfect night on the town. The restaurants are located in Playa Flamenca, Los Dolses and on the main Cabo Roig strip. Open every day from 1pm until around midnight, they offer fine dining and a takeaway service in all three restaurants. The entire dining experience is one of authenticity, from the subtle decoration and Indian background music to the friendly and attentive staff: all three restaurants are renowned for their authentic cuisine in a relaxing and traditional atmosphere. A great range of facilities caters for all tastes from babies to great grandparents and each restaurant includes wheelchair access and provision for children. Shakira caters for everyone, from a romantic dinner for two, to office parties, family get-togethers with friends and visitors to weddings and celebrations, with many special offers to add to the temptation, including vegetarian dishes.

Telephone 96 676 4467: Mobile 679 007 199: Email enquiries@shakirarestaurant.com

COURGETTES ARE cheap and abundant in Spain and they are an excellent vegetable grilled or lightly boiled. This is an interesting way of baking them with a savoury stuffing and a rich tomato sauce.

It makes an excellent starter or even a main course.

• 1 garlic clove, peeled and chopped • Salt and Pepper • 1tsp mixed dried herbs • 100g grated cheese • 400g can of chopped tomatoes 1. Pre-heat the oven to 180°C. 2. Fry the mince beef and onions together in a little oil until the meat is lightly coloured. Add the herbs and the diced pepper and fry for a further 5-6 minutes. Add the garlic and mushrooms and fry for another 5-6 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.

Set aside to cool.

3. Slice the courgettes in half lengthways and use a teaspoon to scoop out the soft seeds and pith in

the centre.

4. Reserve about 2 tbls of the meat mixture and spoon the remainder into the hollowed out courgettes. Sprinkle with the grated cheese and place in a shallow baking dish. Bake in the oven for 35-40 minutes.

5. Meanwhile, pour the canned tomatoes into a frying pan with the reserved meat mixture and heat gently, stirring until you have a thick sauce.

Check and season to taste. Spoon the tomato sauce onto serving plates and place the cooked courgettes on top.

Serves 2 Preparation time: 15 minutes Cooking time 40 minutes

If you have a recipe you would like to share with RTN Readers, email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmailroundtownnews.com

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Life tech

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Access contacts on an iPad 4 HI AUNTY: I have bought an iPad 4. I use Gmail and can’t use my contacts as I normally can in windows I have to enter one address at a time which is very long winded where in windows I tick a box then send my email to as many people as I like - easy done… Any ideas please? John, Albir.

Aunty says: Usually, if you cannot select your contact from a list then you have not imported your contacts into your iPad? Also, usually as soon as you start to type in an email address, you should get a drop down menu with the contacts showing, so you can select the email contact you want. When you type an email address for the first time that email address will be remembered the next time you go to type that person an email.

If this is not happening then the setting on the iPad is not correct. If your contacts are on your email account but not being used by the iPad, then you’ll need to turn on contacts in the settings app. Click on Mail, contacts, and Calendars and then click on your gmail account. You should then see something like a settings page, where you can turn on contacts.

As far as I am aware, the standard iPad email service does not allow for ‘groups’ of email contacts to be created. To send email via a ‘group’ mailing list, you will need a third party app - like ‘Group Email’.

Response: Thank you very much - very helpful.

Language settings HI AUNTY: Can you please help me? I have set Google.co.uk as my home page and by way of the main options displayed in the top task bar access my Gmail email accounts.

The problem I have is that all too often when the ‘Sign in’ appears the main heading and the other headings (Username, Password) are in Dutch and not English. This situation has only arisen following access I allowed to my computer to some Dutch friends who needed to print off their boarding passes for their flight back to the Netherlands. I observed most of the actions taken by our Dutch friend (the wife) and was unaware of anything untoward in what she did. However, I now have this problem and whilst I

can switch the language back to English (UK) by using the multi choice scroll option (bottom right on Desktop), it is an irritating inconvenience. I have tried to correct this situation but have not succeeded: John from Moraira Aunty says: On the bottom of the ‘sign in’ screen, there is a menu which allows you to change the language. And this should remain in that language until you change it again. Also, once in Gmail, you can go into its settings (the grey cog icon), and in there under the general tab you can change gmail language options, so check to see if this is English.

´Nortons Ghost`

DEAR AUNTY: Three or four times a week on a totally random basis my computer pings out the tune: ‘Merrily, merrily we roll along, roll along, roll along!!’ It is not connected with any particular programme or action on my part. I have paid-up Norton protection which regularly reports on and eliminates Cookies, so whatever causes the tune is not detected

by Norton. On one occasion it even played after I had powered down and the computer was switched off.

It seems to be doing no harm, but may I please enquire through your column if anyone else has experienced this strange phenomenon? Many thanks, Mike.

Aunty says: I thought I had an answer to this problem, until I read you hear the sound even when the PC is switched off…

So if it was playing even when the PC was switched off, then either it is something the monitor makes, or it comes from another device you have connected...as it cannot come from the PC if, as you say, the PC was switched off. But then Nortons do have a product called ‘Nortons Ghost’, perhaps being taken too literally!

I will print your message in the newspaper and see if anyone else has any idea - if anything it may raise a chuckle or two!

25-31 OCT 2013

Gadget Inspector Investigates:

NATPC 9.2inch tablet THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the NATPC 9.2inch tablet.

It’s been a while since we’ve taken a look at the affordable end of the tablet market – and boy have things moved on. Sure, there will always be the argument that you get what you pay for and that a budget anything has to be built down to a price, but when that item is a heavily used day to day item often used by younger and naturally more careless users budget tablets start to be a very attractive proposition. Sure we’d all love an iPad, but having to treat it like an expensive piece of personal jewellery sometimes negates the whole point of having one.

So how does a 9.2 inch screened tablet with dual cameras, WiFi and access to the Google Play Store and Android market for apps for under 100€ sound? Pretty good I’d say…

The NATPC tablet has a 9.2 inch capacitive 5 point touchscreen with an 800 x 480 pixel resolution, perfectly sufficient for playing videos. Smooth performance is provided by an Allwinner A13 processor coupled with a MALI400 dedicated graphics processor running Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich. There’s also a very generous 8GB of built-in storage with the option to upgrade by another 32GB with a micro SD card.

Your picture taking and video calling needs are ably handled by dual cameras, a 0.3mp front facing and 2.0mp rear facing. Wifi connectivity is comprehensive with 802.11 b/ g/n functionality, meaning getting connected to the internet should be easy wherever you are.

No problems with access to a full range of apps with Android Market / Google Play Store access built in, so whether it be games or something more practical there will

be plenty of choice.

The Inspectors Verdict: The NATPC 9.2inch tablet provides outstanding value for money considering the functionality that comes built-in out of the box. And with full access to app stores adding your favourite games/apps is easy!

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound.co.uk/natpc-tablet to purchase the NATPC 9.2inch tablet for 94€. Please note the charger is fitted with a UK style 3-pin plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter. Price quoted includes delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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talkin’ balls with Andrew James Sponsored by “The Three Lions” (Carrer de Manuel de Falla, Albir) The Best Footy Bar on the Costa Blanca; Showing Every Game, Every Week!

Ian on-his-way IAN HOLLOWAY was relieved of his managerial duties

by Crystal Palace on Wednesday having guided his team to just three Premier League points from eight games so far this season. Now I’m sure the knee-jerk reaction from the media will be that it’s too soon and that managerial consistency in the key to success but I’m really not sure that that’s the case on this occasion.

Holloway took over from Dougie Freedman last November with the team riding high at the top of the Championship yet they only managed to scrape into the playoffs on the final day of the season; winning just two of their last eighteen matches. Promotion was secured eventually however, so most Eagles fans were willing to give Ollie the benefit of the doubt, but then along came the transfer window….

Holloway’s apparent policy of ‘quantity over quality’ resulted in not one but TWO of his summer signings being left out of his 25-man Premier League squad, leaving the players in question in limbo and a gaping hole in the Selhurst Park balance sheet. Add that to the fact that so many of the other new recruits were former charges of Holloway and Palace fans could be forgiven for being somewhat underwhelmed by their club’s summer business.

It’s such a shame though because I like Ian Holloway, he isn’t a bad manager and I wanted him to do well, but the fact remains that unfortunately for the Palace faithful, Ollie’s no more a Premier League manager than Danny Gabbidon’s a Premier League centre-half and that’s why, in my opinion, the change HAD to be made.

Oh, and by the way Ian, whatever the question is, Cameron Jerome is never, ever the answer!

This Week in “The Lions”: Sat 26th Oct: C. Palace v Arsenal (1.45pm)

Liverpool v West Brom (4pm) Man United v Stoke (4pm) Barcelona v Real Madrid (6pm)

Southampton v Fulham (6.30pm) Sun 27th Oct: Sunderland v Newcastle (2.30pm)

Chelsea v Man City (5pm)

Spurs v Hull (5pm) 29th / 30th Oct: All ‘Capital One Cup’ Ties!

Plus action from Spain, Germany & The Aviva Premiership!

Noel’s world of golf

By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Alicante Golf 639 730 891

The Rules of Golf: sacrosanct or not?

IN A WEEK where more allegations were leveled at the best golfer in the game I thought it appropriate to discuss the feelings of many of us golfers who perhaps agree with the allegations made by Brandle Chamblee.

Tiger Woods has been the figurehead for golfers for many years so it is very sad when we see allegations of cheating aimed at the very person who should be unapproachable when it comes to upholding the rules of our game. On the face of it Tiger seems to have got away with four things this year that seem to be cheating to those who are not privy to the decisions made at top level.

Imagine this scenario happening in your society or golf club just for a minute. Your best player takes drops in places where he should not and signs for incorrect scores into the bargain. How would the rest of your members react if they seemed to be showing favoritism towards him and ignoring the Rules of Golf as laid down by the games governing body?

Surely everyone in the game should be treated the same when it comes to the rules of golf? Many will argue that the rules are unclear in many cases.

I disagree: if there are any doubts play the ball as it lies and be honest with yourself… Does anyone really want to be a winner with others wondering if they are a cheat or does anyone really want to be wearing the badge of a cheat in the eyes of their peers? Surely not the majority of honest golfers who regard the Rules of Golf as sacrosanct?

Let’s all hope that this situation with Tiger is not dragged into the courts and gets resolved for those who look to the game’s number one player to set an example.

WIN A DOZEN SRIXON GOLF BALLS COURTESY OF GOLF MED Answer the question below correctly to have a

TORRY TRAVELLED inland to Pinoso last Sunday and came away with nothing from a game they should have won after dominating proceedings. They scored 2 through Carrasco and Rafa, missed a hatful of chances, but conceded 3 sloppy goals. On Sunday they are at home to much fancied Novelda who are unbeaten in 5 games after a stuttering start to the season. It should be a tight and competitive game. It kicks off at 5.00 pm.

Try to be there.

QUESTION FOR OCTOBER 25TH 2013 Who is the current leader of The Race to Dubai?

All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 31st October to be entered into October’s draw, to be made on 31st October 2013. The winner will be announced in RTN on 8th November 2013. To collect your prize you will have to come along to an RTN Golf Club day and meet with Noel Eastwell.

Tour Talk CHINA WAS the place to be last weekend if you had ambitions to secure a win on the European Tour or secure your card for next year. England’s Ross Fisher has shown good form recently and was among the most likely winners at the start of the week. Jin Jeong of Korea had other ideas, however, as he edged out Fisher in a play-off. Jeong can now rest easy and has no need to attend second stage qualifying for a card next year after his first European Tour victory secured his card for the next two years.

Many more will hope to avoid the torturous trip to Tour School in the next couple of weeks with victory in the forthcoming events and get into The Dubai World Championship next month.

DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 26th Oct - RTN Weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf 30th Oct - Ping Demo day at Alicante Golf 5th Nov - RTN monthly league match at Alicante Golf 12th Nov - RTN Weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf 19th Nov - RTN weekly golf meeting at Alicante Golf

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THE MATCH this week was the 6th round of the winter championship at the Embalse de Argos. The water level is certainly receding now as it is some 6-8 feet below where we were fishing at the start of the season.

Barbel is now the abundant species with only a few carp being caught, although these are quite big, circa 2+ kilos. The Barbel has grown, now averaging around one kilo to a kilo and a half in size and giving a very good account of themselves. Again, our venue expert Doug Hornblow gave another demonstration on how to catch Barbel up in the water.

We were again visited by the Seprona (Environmental Police) who checked our permission from Murcia Federation for the match, and then went and checked each angler for their license and insurance. So a word of warning: if you do not have either of these documents and you fish there you have a good chance of being caught and fined!

TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st: Doug (The Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow fishing the feeder using pellet with 42.10 kilos 2nd: Lenny (ExCultural Attache) Bolton fishing the feeder using maggot and pel-

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let with 38.86 kilos 3rd: Dave (Yours Truly) Hoare fishing the feeder using pellet with 25.10 kilos Accumulative points after 6 matches: 1st: Lenny Bolton with 19 points 2nd: Dave Hoare with 23 points 3rd: Stan Roberts with 28 points PLEASE NOTE - The club has some vacancies at present: if you are interested in joining please contact Derek Swann on 96 672 9293 or 603 535 771.

ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS: Supplied by Terry Screen We fished this week’s 7th round match of the Winter League on the river Segura at Murcia on 15th October.

Although it was probably passable under the bridge, fortunately we managed to peg everyone below the bridge and the water had a steady flow but is still a funny colour and not fishing to its potential for the time of year, with anglers struggling for bites.

To make matters worse, we were half way through the match when a large track machine turned up to begin cutting the weeds down. After a bit of arm waving and shouting the Police turned up and examined all our paperwork, which they

found to be in order. They advised the weed cutters to wait until the match was finished before they began.

I was talking to the driver of the cutter after the match and he said the machine was going through to Rojales and Guadamar as well.

1st: Stan (The Man) Roberts with 13.540kgs fishing the pole using bread 2nd: Doug (The Welsh Gold miner) Hornblow with 12.970kgs fishing the pole using pellet 3rd: Terry (Swing ‘Em) Screen with 11.770kgs fishing the feeder using bread All details are available at www.abbeyangling.com or from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368.

Anglers Together THE OBJECTIVE of Anglers Together was to introduce anglers to each other, who otherwise had no one to fish with or didn’t know where to fish.

It was successful in bringing together many anglers who established friendships and which continue to this day. No meetings are held now but information is still available through: anglerstogether@hotmail.co.uk.

25-31 OCT 2013

Life cars

Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Peugeot 508 SW A PANORAMIC GLASS ROOF IS A NECESSITY ONLY THE other week I tested the Mazda CX-5 and bemoaned how dark the interior was compared to the Nissan Qashqai. The reason was that the Mazda lacked the expansive glass roof of its competitor making it really dull even on a bright summer’s day.

Peugeot, unlike Mazda, knows the importance of such a luxury and has been duly incorporating this into its designs for some time. The 508SW benefits from an expansive 1.62sq m tinted glass roof (25% larger than the one fitted to the 407 SW). It makes such a difference, especially when the sun is beating down during the heat wave where temperatures regularly exceed 30º Celsius.

This roof really does transform the passenger experience so much so that two-year-old daughter Harriett thoroughly enjoys looking out of it during a long journey to Devon. The numerous branch covered roads eventually send her to sleep.

I drove the 508 saloon when it was first launched and marvelled at the high specification and its sheer style as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz.

But I do believe that Peugeot has surpassed itself with its SW estate version.

Gone are the days of ugly estate cars: this is a joy to behold.

Head on, its masculine, purposeful and sporty front end is enough to make even the most hardnosed BMW driver pull over when he sees it appear in the rear view mirror. There is no part of its design that I can criticise; I even like the boot, which is quite an achievement for an estate car. The pearlescent white paintwork (a £655 option) undoubtedly adds to its appeal.

When you’re struggling with two little children the last thing you want to do is fiddle about trying to find your car keys and then have to unlock the vehicle.

With the Peugeot, as long as the key is on you it will automatically unlock with two pulls of a door handle. Sumptuous luxury is found inside and there’s a massive amount of room, too. The boot swallows our tandem pushchair and

is large enough to cope with a week’s worth of holiday luggage, although admittedly the security cover has to be left at home because the pushchair is too large to pull it over. The two girls have bags of room in the back, which is just as well because the floor provides added luggage space.

A driver couldn’t be happier really. They are provided with an electrically adjustable seat complete with massage function, for those particularly stressful journeys. Needless to say it comes in very handy when we are confronted with an hour-long tailback due to a major road traffic accident.

FACTS AT A GLANCE Peugeot 508 SW GT HDi 200 Price £30,880 0-60mph: 8.4secs Top speed: 138mph Combined economy: 47.8mpg Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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