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Register your vote ON MAY 25TH 2014, EU citizens have the opportunity to cast their vote to choose who will represent them in the European Parliament.

by Keith Nicol

See the Three Kings Parade on Sunday

Magic Kings come to the Coast THE THREE Kings Parade has been delighting audiences’ for decades and will arrive on the Coast in style on Sunday evening as both Torrevieja and the Oriheula Costa stage their own parades.

Read the full story on page 21.

LIKE IT or loath it, it’s here to stay and unless you vote, their attitude is that you can’t really complain about what decisions are made in Brussels that may effect you. The process happens every five years and if you have not done so already, you have until the end of the month, January 31st, to add your name to the voting registrar to be able to vote for the institution that defends our interests in the EU decision-making process.

In essence, each member state has the right to elect a fixed number of Members of the European Parliament (MEPs). The allocation of seats is laid down in the European treaties on the basis of the principle of ‘degressive proportionality’: countries with a larger population have

more seats than smaller countries, but the latter have more seats than strict proportionality would imply.

For the 2014 election, according to the Lisbon Treaty, the number of MEPs ranges from six for Malta, Luxembourg, Cyprus and Estonia to 96 for Germany.

Voting practices vary across the EU, although there are some common elements, the most important of which is that some form of proportional representation should be used. This gives larger and smaller political parties the chance to send their representatives to the European Parliament in line with the number of votes they receive. However, each country is free to decide on many important aspects of the voting procedure.

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Stay in touch with TorreviejaLink

Jean Paul Mulero, Director Oficina de Atencion al Residente Internacional (OARI), and Graham Knight announce ‘TorreviejaLink’

by Keith Nicol AS THE latest edition of Torrevieja’s Cultural program hits the streets, the good news is that now, more than ever before, residents, visitors, associations, groups and clubs can stay better informed thanks to a new initiative: TorreviejaLink. The brainchild of the former Director of the Foreign Residents Office Graham Knight, he said “An integral part of the work of the ‘OARI’ has been to keep the torrevejense public informed as to cultural events, sporting events, fiestas, charities, relevant information from the Ayunatmiento etc. In order to better keep everyone updated we have a new, email address especially for you to send us information about your events and also to be added to our mailing list, which is: torreviejalink@ gmail.com. Please send an electronic mail to this address so that your own e-mail address can be included on the new ‘circulation list’ and you will continue to receive information as you have in the past. In the subject line write ‘TorreviejaLink Information’.”

Graham continued “Within the text of your mail please include your name and postal address and information, if applicable, concerning the club or association which you represent as well as details of the time and place

of your regular meetings. That said, anyone, clubs, associations, groups or individuals can register with TorreviejaLink to stay updated on all the activities that take place in Torrevieja or involving local groups.”

Graham finished by adding, “May I take this opportunity of thanking you for your support and collaboration over the years and your own contribution towards the greater integration of the international community in the torrevejense way of life. I hope to make myself useful from ‘behind the scenes’ and to maintain my personal contact with the many friends I have made through my work over the years. With kind regards and very best wishes for the future and the New Year.”

Graham will continue working closely with Jean Paul Mulero, Director Oficina de Atencion al Residente Internacional (OARI), members of the local press and the International community, in an unpaid volunteer capacity, to help further integrate the activities between International residents and our Spanish hosts, so you can still expect to see him at many events in the city. Also starting in the New Year will be a couple of new, dedicated websites, including www.TorreviejaToday.com, starting February 2014, to help keep you updated on local activities.

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Gumtree scam alert

by Jack Troughton

RETIRED BUSINESSMAN John Beecham is warning of the dangers of using the online ‘small ads’ service Gumtree after being swindled out of 4,420€ by fraudsters.

He believed he was buying a bargain second hand Range Rover from a ‘Sofia Coles’ but fell victim to a “sophisticated gang” of cyber criminals.

And this week the Daily Mail reported that police in the UK were receiving 250 calls a week regarding scams on eBay owned Gumtree.

John, who lives in Orba, reported the scam to the police, Gumtree, and to Barclays Bank after a fake account was used to steal his money.

He has also joined a blog site on the free legal advice service run by Legal Beagles – and discovered a host of other scam victims.

John’s Range Rover was supposed to be a birthday present from his wife Brenda after his own car was destroyed by fire.

“Someone suggested we go to Gumtree – I couldn’t believe it when I saw this car, I was looking for a Range Rover Series 2 and this one seemed a snip.”

He emailed owner Sofia Coles who said he was “lucky” because the “extremely good condition” car was still on the market after a deal fell through and explained it was being sold at “a low price” because she was going to Italy on business and need a quick sale.

She asked him to deal directly with Gumtree sales department and John later received an invoice for the sale with a Barclays Bank account details for payment. The invoice was a fake and the account quickly emptied after John transferred funds.

GANG “Sofia Coles is not a real person as such but a sophisticated gang of Romanians – they have apparently got this down to

a fine art,” said John.

He said the gang were described as “masters of illusion” and it was believed they were being hunted by the FBI after scamming a total of $1.8 million.

And John believes both Gumtree and the Barclays should be more active in hunting down cyber criminals.

“I don’t believe Gumtree or Barclays have shown due diligence - on the Legal Beagles site Barclays pops up again and again as supplying accounts for fraudsters, it shows just how prevalent it is,” said John.

“People might say I have been foolish but when I was in business trust was a great thing. There are now warning signs on Gumtree.

“But the bit that leaves a sour taste is I don’t think Barclays are doing their home work on people.”

He said with hindsight people should always inspect the goods – or at least get the number plate of a vehicle to allow some checks to be made. “The moral of the story is the car wants to be where you can see it, touch it, and talk to the person who is selling it.

“My money was sent to a Barclays account, it was withdrawn and the account closed – that’s it, job done.

WARN “And apart from sharing this to warn other people, I would like nothing better than getting some money back!”

Barclays told John the bank takes allegations of fraud very seriously and where confirmed or suspected accounts were closed and funds removed.

The bank letter stated: “At the time your funds were received in to this account, we had no knowledge or suspicions that this was anything other than a legitimate account.”

And it said no funds were in the account when it was closed. “For this reason Barclays is unable to return any money to you.”

Gumtree maintains the safety of its users was a “top prior-

ity” but a spokesman said: “as with any form of classifieds listing...it is impossible to prevent crime completely.”

The service told John it had a dedicated safety team monitoring its pages and had number of checks to protect users.

“We take matter like this very seriously. Our priority is to insure the safety of people using Gumtree and this is something we work on continuously behind the scenes.”

However, Citizens Advice has called for Gumtree to require all users to set up accounts with verifiable names and addresses.

The charity’s Gillian Guy said: “It is not enough for these websites to say ‘It wasn’t me’ when things go wrong. Online marketplaces need to take more responsibility for what goes on in their name, by being more transparent and strengthening protections for consumers.”

John Beecham

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Los Locos set for a facelift

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MAYOR JOSÉ Butron Sanchez of Los Montesinos unveiled the newly designed website for the Town Hall in time for the New Year. Via www.losmontesinos.es residents may catch up on news in the community available in Spanish, English and three other European languages and consult a calendar of events for the year.

The new website is part of a project to update administration in the Town Hall. The Mayor said, “Our aim is to continue to innovate and provide a public channel of communication for the city.

We have also integrated the website with the most popular social networks and visual channels such as Facebook and YouTube.”

by Keith Nicol MORE THAN a decade ago an ambitious plan to revitalise the coastal zone around Los Locos in Torrevieja was announced with the beginning of work to redirect traffic around the zone and make it more pedestrian and cycle friendly. However, the project was quietly shelved only to reappear this week as the City Council is looking at preliminary plans to give prominence to pedestrians with the reformation of Los Locos.

Initial ideas look very similar to those published a decade ago, designed around a new pavement with a

width of eight meters, that can be produced by deleting one lane of traffic.

The cost of the work is almost a million euros with 60% provided by the Province and the remaining 400,000 euros by the Municipality. This major work along the coast would include the regeneration of the area of Punta Margalla, ‘la punta de Carral’ and the Curva del Palangre, plus the stretch of popular beach along Los Locos.

The intention is to create a boardwalk along Los Locos and several different options are being considered, according to confirmed sources of the governing Popular Party. The current

coastal pathway to the beach of Los Locos, was first created in the 90’s and now supports a large number of pedestrians throughout the year, not near enough to accommodate the number of visitors to Los Locos, especially during the summer season, considering the influx of people that head towards the beach and to the pubs, cafes and restaurants in the evenings. The work would involve major renovation of the entire coastal area where the main beneficiary would be the pedestrian.

Although the project is still in a phase of study, word is that this could soon become a reality for summer 2014.

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N332 finally to be widened through Torrevieja

Expansion of the N332 through Torrevieja to be completed in 2016

by Keith Nicol IT’S NOT often that Torrevieja lags behind other local coastal regions, however when it comes to the bottlenecks created by the N332 during vacation periods the main protagonist is the City of Salt. With the N332 having been widened from Pilar de la Horadada to Punta Prima, and again from La Mata to Guadamar, drivers have long wondered when the road would be widened through Torrevieja. The city does have a few engineering issues, in that some of the highway sections are raised and there are large over and underpasses to contend with but the main factor goes back to the previous PSOE Government, who although provided with the land and zoning requirements to widen the section of road through the city, announced that they did not have the required funding to do so, and thus the project has remained unfinished.

Better late than never may be the issue now as approval and funding protocols are underway from the central PP Government, for the road to be widened. The tender process starts this month with work expected to begin in late 2014 or early 2015, for completion in 2016.

Meanwhile, other traffic issues regarding the N332 have been announced and work on new access points onto and off the N332 at Los Balcones, for the Hospital and beside the Pet-

rol Station at the Park of Nations, have been announced, to help with traffic flow. Work on developing these areas will start almost immediately and is expected to finish before June 2014.

The Regional Minister for Infrastructure and Planning Isabel Bonig, along with Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon announced a ‘ protocol agreement’ to allow tendering for the N332 work, once the final draft implementation is approved by the Ministry, “with the idea that during 2015 the works are tendered.”

Dolon said “that the date of the signature of this protocol will take place in early 2014.”

The Government has allocated 400,000€ in the general state budget for 2014 to carry out the work that will cost an estimated 34 million to complete.

According to Torrevieja’s PP government team “this agreement has been possible thanks to constant collaborations with Madrid since November 2011, the date when Mariano Rajoy took over Government, which has allowed the Ministry and the City Council to resume and accelerate the project, after years of neglect by the socialist government.”

Although referenced more than a decade ago by the PSOE, there still has been no further development on, when and if, the N332 will be further expanded to complete the dual carriageway from Horadada to Alicante City.

Sick EU employees on easy money IN THE UK, Eurosceptic Tory MP Peter Bone has slammed the EU working conditions that allow EU employees to take an average of 14.6 working days off ‘sick’ each year: one in seven staff are absent for more than 20 days on sick leave. British workers in the private sector take only five days’ sick leave on average per year according to the Confederation of British Industry – and British civil servants are off sick for around ten days during the same period. EU employees are increasingly under the microscope as it is revealed that they enjoy a number of other perks such as annual holidays of 24 days; seven days off for public holidays and this year eight ‘non-working’ days as Brussels institutions closed in summer and at Christmas. Furthermore, Commission employees are also eligible for a ‘flexi-scheme’- 24 extra days off work every year for those who put in an extra 45 minutes per day in the office! After entitlements are deducted, there are very few days left to fit in some work! Oh and 16% of admin employees at the commission earn more than 95,000€ a year…

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Local RBL branches tally up appeal

THE SOUTHERN Costa Blanca’s local branches of the Royal British Legion, Torrevieja and the Orihuela Costa in particular, have both been raising funds for ‘needy’ ex servicemen and their dependants since the beginning of the year.

by Keith Nicol Their activities increased dramatically in recent weeks as with the launch of the ‘Poppy Appeal’ on 16 October, 2013 Over the next few weeks, Torrevieja and the Orihuela Costa branches distributed poppies and collection boxes to over 450 bars, restaurants and other locations throughout the region. In addition, the two branches mobilised their ‘armies’ of volunteers who have also been active at Alicante and San Javier airports, all of the local markets, many supermarkets and shops as well as dozens

Jean Paul Mulero

of other venues and collection outlets, and what an amazing amount of money has so far been raised.

This year the Torrevieja Branch boosted their funds with a very successful concert held at the Municipal Theatre organised by local impresario Nigel Hopkins. The two individuals responsible for the collections, in Torrevieja were the Vice Chairman, Grahame Ward and on the Orihuela Costa by Branch Chairman Keith Carter.

Keith will be remaining with the branch but is hoping to hand the responsibility over at the end of the current appeal. Of course both men were supported by a multitude of willing

Continued from front page For example, some split their territory into regional electoral districts, while others have a single electoral district. Countries may also decide on the exact day of the elections according to their voting traditions. European elections usually span four days, with voting in the UK and the Netherlands taking place on Thursday and residents of

Volunteers from the RBL Orihuela Costa Branch busy counting

assistants and volunteers including one magnificent effort from ‘Mick the Grip’ Reeves who brought in very nearly 4,000€ from his ‘Poppy Golf Tournament’.

And testament to Torrevieja and the Orihuela Costa is that their fundraising activities have been carried out extremely profes-

most other countries casting their vote on Sunday.

With the entry into force of the Lisbon Treaty, the European Parliament has become a powerful colegislator and plays a determining role in shaping European policies. A vote in the European elections is every citizen’s chance to influence the shape of the Parliament and the decisions it takes over its five-year mandate.

In the case of Torrevieja, who account for the largest number of registered international voters after Madrid and Barcelona, they are trying to save you time and effort by offering their services to ensure you can

sionally, with the minimum of fuss and with the maximum of support from both within and without the two branches As the counting continues, the Orihuela Costa Branch alone raised a magnificent 24,891.25€ which has amounted to 121,935.00€, since they were formed six years ago.

vote. The OARI office, inside the Tourism Office has application forms to request to vote for the European elections. Just bring your details: be registered on the municipal pardon (up to date certificate): be in possession of a Residents Certificate: produce a valid Passport or national identity card and staff will help you fill in the form, make the photocopies and hand the forms in on your behalf at the Padron Office. For any more information, please contact Jean Paul Mulero , Director Oficina de Atencion al Residente Internacional (OARI) for the Ayuntamiento de Torrevieja: email: torreviejaoari@gmail.com.

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Sport shows their caring side

by Keith Nicol MORE THAN three tons of food was collected during Saturday morning in Torrevieja when more than 3,000 athletes participated in their sport of choice to raise awareness and food stocks for the city’s food bank, Alimentos Solidarios.

Torrevieja’s sports city was a hive of activity from 9.00am, buzzing with people of all ages, as almost all the city’s sports schools took part in the first day of solidarity for the city’s needy. It was a morning that turned out to be one of the largest days of torrevejense sport solidarity imaginable. All the different facilities of the Sports Palace, the Pavilion Cecilio Gallego, Athletic Tracks, Football Fields, Pool and Deck Area and racket courts were busy as about 3,000 athletes, supported by their friends and families from the 16 municipal schools, took part in friendly games and exhibitions of Handball, Futsal, Canoeing, Hockey, Volleyball, a fun new game, Cachibol, Paddle, Tennis, Racquetball, Rhythmic Gymnastics, Body Combat, Zumba, Pilates, Judo and even the Gym users participated.

Each participant donated an item of non-perishable food, which at then end

Good news and bad news for consumers 2014 BEGINS with light and transport becoming more expensive yet the minimum wage of 645.30€ per month frozen.

The electricity tariff will rise by 2.3% on average. The good news is that small gas cylinders, used by 8 million householders in Spain, will begin 2014 at the same price of 17.5€.

City commuter fares are to increase at an average of 1.9%. However, AVE fares are to be frozen for the time being to improve occupancy in 2014. Telefónica is also freezing its monthly line rental fee, to remain at 14.38€ per month but with no guarantee that this amount will remain throughout the year.

Airport charges, passed on via airline tickets, are to rise by an average of 0.9% in 2014 following an agreement between AENA and airline employers in the summer of 2013.

Massive counterfeit bust over Christmas of the morning’s activities accounted for 700 litres of milk plus 350 litres of various mixed products amounting to more than 3,000 kilos, including 1,500 kilos of pasta and vegetable juice, 120 kilos of biscuits and 400 kilos of other non-perishable products, such as prepared meals, fried tomato, etc.

The festive morning was completed with sales of chocolate, bouncy castles, balloon twisting and face painting for the little ones and several workshops plus in-

formation kiosks from new groups such as the Aloha School of Surfing in La Mata.

Torrevieja’s Mayor, Eduardo Dolon, turned back the clock and jumped at the chance to relive old times, playing handball for a team of Torrevieja Veterans against Municipal sports staff that included the Councillor for Sports, Luis María Pizana.

Such was the success of this first morning of sport solidarity that the event is already being looked upon as a permanent addition to the annual calendar.

POLICE HAVE made 99 arrests in connection with one of the largest counterfeit operations ever. More than one million counterfeit articles were seized when more than a hundred police officers took part in dismantling a massive network dealing in fake products in Madrid, Barcelona, Seville, Malaga, Alicante, Valencia and Portugal. The items included clothing, footwear, sunglasses, thousands of CDs and DVDs and a number of computers. Several of those arrested were illegal immigrants.

Among the 99 arrested were 34 Portuguese, 19 Moroccans, 37 Senegalese and 9 Spanish.

The first Valencian baby of 2014 born in Torrevieja THE FIRST baby of 2014 in the Valencian Community and the Province of Alicante is a girl, born at 1.26 am in Torrevieja’s Hospital.

Mara, with her proud parents, Beatriz and Gustavo (courtesy F.Reyes)

by Keith Nicol AS REPORTED by the Ministry of Health, the newborn weighed 3.3 kilos, to parents Beatriz and Gustavo and has been called Mara.

Four minutes later, at 1.30 am, the second birth occurred, this time the first in Valencia Province, when another Spanish mother gave birth in the Hospital La Fe, to a girl, who also weighed 3.3 kilos and is called Sara. A few hours later, the first birth occurred in the province of Castellón at 9.11 am in the General Hospital, yet another girl, weighing 3.6

kilos, which their parents named Marta.

According to the latest available data on births in the hospitals of the public health network of Valencia in 2013, until November of this year there have been a total of 30,271 births throughout the Region, of which 3,820 were in the Castellón province, 14,084 in Valencia and 12,387 in Alicante. These data reflect a decrease of 6.06% in the number of births in public hospitals, as in 2012 there were 32,223 children born of which 15,146 where in the province of Valencia, Alicante had 13,080 and 3,997 registered in Castellón.

Gata a target for thieves

THE AREA around the River Gorgos in Gata was plunged into darkness for the second time in two months last weekend when thieves stole the street lighting wiring yet again. The access covers to maintenance units are not sealed and therefore are an easy target for thieves who sell the wiring for scrap. Also, rural Gata has become an increasingly popular winter target for thieves: the area is well populated with empty holiday homes.

New Railway feasibility study

By Keith Nicol THE MINISTRY of Development has awarded Torrevieja with 689,193 euros for an Information and Feasibility Study regarding linking the city with the Valencia- Alicante railway line, the ‘Tren de la Costa’.

The feasibility study includes a full analysis of the pros and cons, costs and implications of linking the city directly to Alicante. Torrevieja mayor, Eduardo Dolon, recalled that the Official State Gazette (BOE) published a tender for the feasibility study on August 20th, 2013, which has already been awarded. The contract includes studying the feasibility of a new rail link from the town of Torrevieja, the

future Intermodal Station and the railway network in general.

The development of a study is to look at the different solutions and plotting possible location of where stations will be needed and also considers the feasibility of using the platform, station and route of the old railway line from the RENFE Station, in Torrevieja that runs along the Green Route beside the Natural Park of the Lagunas de La Mata and Torrevieja. The mayor also specified that they will conduct a study of current transport demands, exploring different options of operating scenarios from Torrevieja to connect with the rail network: to define the number of services required, frequencies, travel times, etc.

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Time flies...

IS IT just my imagination, or did this past year go by quicker than the year before?

When I was a little girl, a whole year seemed to go on forever and anyone over twenty seemed ever so old. Now it seems the years are going by like a runner, with each year going faster than the one before.

For the New Year of 2014, my only New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. Yes I have stopped making New Year’s resolutions. Why you might ask? Well, to be very honest, I stopped making New Year’s resolutions because I never keep them.

From previous New Year’s resolutions they last but a few days into the New Year, and by the first week in the New Year they have fizzled out and forgotten never to be heard of again: they evaporate like the morning dew.

It seems better to not make a New Year’s resolution promise, than make it and then break it. I have not learned much over the years, but one thing I have learned is: don’t make promises if you are not going to keep them. That is my motto.

The past year seemed to fly by so fast, and the memorable things that stand out would best be forgotten.

The things I remember I prefer to forget. The things I forget are the things I would have liked to remember.

It seems the things one least wants to have to experience are the things remembered the most. Anyway - all the best to you all for 2014.

Susan Senta, Benidorm

Beggars belief HAVING LIVED in Albir for a number of years why is it there are more and more beggars about? No Spanish I may add, outside every supermarket you see them asking for money. This is not doing Albir any good. When will the Police move them on and realise that people don’t want to be pestered by these people? You have one couple that sit outside Mercadona every day with a board saying ‘No home, no money, living on the street.’ They live in Altea and walk to Albir every day - there is nothing wrong with them, all they are doing is conning good people into giving them food and money. If they are going to beg why don’t they go back to their own country? The reason is that their country won’t give them anything.

It is difficult enough to run a business in Albir as at night it is like a ghost town. So let’s get these beggars away from Albir or send them back to their country – they’re not giving any money to Spain and they are not helping the economy to get back on its feet.

Be careful when shopping

I WOULD like to advise your readers not to be complacent when shopping during the Christmas and New Year sales.

My wife and I went shopping on Friday 27th December to do some shopping. We brought some electrical goods. We purchased three items and left the store. As one of the items was quite large and heavy we decided to return to the car park to deposit the shopping in the boot of our car before returning to another store to buy some clothing.

When we returned to the car park we noticed that the rear car door window was smashed and the three electrical items had been stolen from the boot. We had obviously been spotted by undesirables loitering in the car park.

So do not be complacent while shopping, don’t do your shopping in two or more goes and don’t let your guard down. When you get back to your car, go home and complete your shopping on another day. And if you are offered a cheap microwave oven, electric kettle or Brita water filter in the pub tonight beware they might be my stolen items.

Happy New Year to you all!

Name and address withheld.

Winter fuel allowances

YOUR AWARD of ‘Letter of the Week’ in Edition 739 (South) must surely have been some joke on your part. The writer’s name has been withheld, but in the interest of brevity we can call him/her ‘Dick’. Like many UK pensioners legally resident in Spain, I paid taxes for 40+ years to provide the infrastructure of the UK, i.e.

Government, the Judiciary, schools and universities and all the other centrally/locally supplied facilities necessary for a civilised state. I contributed to the benefits system through the National Insurance scheme, yes a sort of savings account which I could call on when I got sick or became old or was in need of some or other assistance, albeit within the rules as laid down.

Like many of the pensioners referred to above, I still pay income tax to the UK Treasury but get none of the benefits listed above from general taxation. Very soon, I will no longer be eligible to vote and didn’t we lose America for much the same reason as that. I have no shame about accepting the Winter Fuel Allowance which I qualified for under the rules that apply. I do, however, pass it on to my grand-daughter in England as she, being a single mother (not some reckless teenager, but with other reasons for being on her own), is penalised by the present benefit system in that because she chooses to work part-time to help her position, must totally forego benefits she would otherwise be eligible for.

As for ‘leaving the country’, I am saving the UK money by being here, healthy, rather than lying sick in a NHS bed needing nursing and care. Whilst I agree with Dick about hand-outs to immigrants, I think he/she should address the comments to their MP rather than stealing from pensioners who have and still are, paying their way. The £200 I receive annually is far less than the weekly entitlement of the average immigrant and is less than 10% of the tax paid by me to the UK. Alex Walker, San Miguel de Salinas

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The Louise Clarke Creative Writing Contest IN SEPTEMBER 2013, RTN announced the first Louise Clarke Writing Contest in memory of their former colleague and respected local journalist, Louise Clarke, who passed away just over a year ago after a short and mysterious illness.

by Keith Nicol THE IDEA for the contest came from San Miguel resident Karen Moon McDonald, just one of the many people who Louise had a close connection with in the village. Karen said; “I am very proud to have instigated this competition with RTN. I’m upbeat that this competition brings her back to all of us.”

And judging by the response and amount of entries that RTN has received in all age categories, from school children through great grandparents, her name and legacy will forever be remembered on the Costa Blanca.

The contest invited writers to be creative with this first year’s topic being to write a ‘Fictional adventure story’, a short piece of ‘Flash Fiction’. The first prize for each category was for the stories to be printed in the RTN with an illustration by our resident cartoonist Carter McKeague.

The cartoon and printed page will be framed for the winners. Second and third prize-winners receive book vouchers of 50€ for second place and 30€ for third place sponsored by Libreria Europa book shop in Calpe.

The ‘secret’ judging panel included Louise’s son Charlie and daughter Lily for the junior section plus Contest instigator Karen Moon, staff at RTN plus UK based Book Publisher and Literary Agent, Laura Lockington. On behalf of Louise’s husband Lee, Charlie and Lily plus all of us here at RTN, we’d like to thank everyone for taking part and hope that this competition will inspire more people to take up writing and also enter next year’s competition. The winning stories and cartoons can be found on pages 31, 33 and 35.

OVER 18 WINNERS 1st – Linda Bell - An Encounter with the Moor 2nd – M.E.Cornwell - Uncivil War 3rd – Roseanne Morris - My Precious 12-18 WINNERS 1st – Monty Schebesta - Casus’ Vengeance: A story in Roman Hispania 2nd – Jonny Gordon - Juan and Pedro: The Jewel of The Matador 3rd – George Biddiscombe - The Abandoner

UNDER 12 WINNERS 1st – Alejandro Fernandez - The Bull Run 2nd – Sofia Eremina - Talking dogs and people 3rd – Lottie Allegro - Glamtastic Kate

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Happy New Year Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

HERE WE go again folks, all aboard for the three hundred and sixty-five day spin around the sun.

TIME TO make all those unattainable resolutions once more: stop smoking (again!); lose weight (again!); be a nicer more approachable person (again!) and head out to Spain a bit more often. The later I really need to try harder at…

Previously on Watts In Britain: So, there I was on the street in Alfaz – if you can remember back to before Christmas – my home sold and me near to destitution. Anyway, as I headed up Alfaz high street coming the other way was Paul, my old barber (erm, hair stylist if you don’t mind! Sorry Paul). It was so good to see Paul’s cheery face and what’s more he remembered me.

So thanks Paul for cheering me up on such a sad occasion. And thanks also to the La Nucia Spanish class that allowed me to gate-crash their Christ-

mas party. It really took the edge off a bad day. And, I got to sit next to OCI Radio’s Vince (the Prince) Tracy.

I remember back in the day, as I sat waiting for my daughter to come out of Sierra Bernia School, listening to Vince’s ‘take’ on the daily goings-on around the world. Well, if like me you miss all of that, I can tell you that although OCI doesn’t broadcast in English anymore, Vince regularly broadcasts via podcast. Yup, just click onto: www.vincetracy.com and listen away in the bath; on the beach; on the plane or in your car. It makes me believe I’ve never left the Costa Blanca.

And, how about this, as a New Year present to yourself or your dear old Auntie Doris, Vince has recently published his autobiography. It’s called, The Long and Winding Road: from

Beatles to Benidorm. I can guarantee it is suitable reading before or after the watershed (nothing too shocking for Auntie Doris) and Vince’s adventures make a refreshing change from all the murder and mayhem that I normally class as a good read! Get on to those jolly nice people at Amazon and order your copy today.

Anyroad, all this talk about old chums from my Benidorm days has made me realise just how much I miss being in Spain. And the two days I recently spent in La Nucia was nowhere near enough. However, with my casa now gone I’m going to be just a tourist once again.

Unless, of course, I can find a bargain like the one I’ve just sold!

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17 news Kennels for Christmas

by Keith Nicol A FEW more dogs spent a more comfortable and warm Christmas this year thanks to the generosity of Pia Seymour.

Pia saw an article about Torrevieja’s dog pound and being an animal lover decided to help out in whatever small way she could. After visiting the facility, she realized that some of the dogs did not have animals did not have individual kennels to protect them from the cold and so contacted the newly formed association ‘Perros de Alicante - Dogs of Alicante’ to see what she could do to help.

On the Friday before Christmas, in the presence of Mamem Mateo, Torrevieja’s Councillor for Health, and the person responsible for the city’s Animal Shelter, Daniel Bautista, she handed over 17, fully equipped kennels to the centre. These were quickly assembled Jorge and Calderon, outfitted with blankets to keep the dogs warm and placed inside the individual zones.

The councillor thanked Pia for her generosity and humanitarian gesture and said that these were a most welcome addition to the centre and that the council would provide everything else needed for these to be installed immediately.

6,500 Euros in prizes up for grabs

THOSE WHO have spent a minimum of ten euros on gifts in Torreveieja’s city centre before January 6th have been issued with a coupon for the ‘Regalón’, a shopping incentive launched by the Association of Small and Medium Retailers of Torrevieja, Apymeco.

Ballot tickets should be dropped off at Calle Ramon Gallud 55, in the old-Rosper Sportwear store where you will find an urn where thousands of ballots are expected to be entered into this campaign. Participants write their name on the ballot along with phone number and address before dropping this off. The drawing, will be on 10th January, 2014 in the Town Hall.

Torrevieja’s Animal Shelter is located beside the City’s Fire station and can be visited any weekday morning until 2.00pm.

Just take the slip road in front of the Policia Local and Fire Station and take the first turning to the right, and it is located at the end of the cul de sac. International involvement in helping find new homes for the centre’s animals comes from the newly formed Perros de Alicante, who have re-housed almost one hundred dogs since their formation in April, 2013. They are always looking for volunteers, fund raisers, sponsors and especially those that can foster dogs, as they like potential owners to first foster a dog to make sure it is the one for them.

This group was formed to save and re-home dogs from the Province of Alicante. Their aim is to find the ‘right’ home for the dog, and the ‘right’ dog for families. An independent person will home check all potential adopters. Founder Irene said “We want dogs to be saved from a life in a refuge, and to find loving forever homes. Everything we do will be in the best interests of the dog: nothing else matters.”

For more information please contact them on: perrosdealicante@hotmail.co.uk or follow on www.facebook.com/PerrosDeAlicante.

Felix Mantilla meets the Ladybirds

by Keith Nicol FORMER WORLD No.10 tennis star Felix Mantilla visited the Costa Blanca just before Christmas, to meet with members of the Ladybirds Orihuela Costa. The Ladybirds presented him with a cheque for 8,000€ for his charity, the Felix Mantilla Skin Cancer Foundation, which is based in his home city of Barcelona.

Felix Mantilla was diagnosed with skin cancer in 2006, at the age of 32, and since then has been a great advocate in promoting research and for taking preventive measures through his Foundation. He made a full recovery from the cancer but with many professional tennis players, especially in the men’s game, being on court for upwards of two to five hours in bright sunshine during a typical tournament day, he has a become a major protagonist in helping professional sportspeople understand the dangers of not following guidelines regarding protecting the skin from damaging solar rays.

During the December 15th event at the Sunrise Restaurant, La Mosca, Playa Flamenca, the Ladybirds presented a cheque to Felix Mantilla, who travelled down from Barcelona with his colleague, Pol Sanchez. The Ladybirds

have been fund raising throughout the year for him in the name of their very good friend Karen Bosczkowski, who died of skin cancer in June 2012. The restaurant was full of friends of Karen’s husband Steve and Karen, who all enjoyed a three course meal with wine, coffee and entertainment.

The money given to Felix Mantilla will go into research at their laboratories in Barcelona. Various events have been organised throughout the year to raise funds including the Ladybirds monthly lunch on the first Friday of every month, held at different restaurants in the area, where the proceeds from the prize raffle is added to the fund. The Ladybirds Christmas party, held at Crystals Restaurant, recently brought in nearly 200€.

At the event, Suzi4Fitz Fitness also presented Felix Mantilla with 1,800€, which they have raised throughout the year. On behalf of the Ladybirds Orihuela Costa, Linda Douglas said, “Many thanks to everyone who has helped to raise funds this year in the name of Karen. The money collected will enable research and education to raise awareness and therefore hopefully the prevention of skin cancer and save many peoples lives.”

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43% of homes in Spain not insured ACCORDING TO the Study of Burglaries in Spain carried out

by Línea Directa’s Home Insurance Division, which analysed official data on burglaries in Spanish homes in the last 6 years and the opinion of 1,500 home owners throughout Spain, burglaries have increased in number as a result of the crisis. In spite of this, the insurer’s sources show that only 43% of houses are insured.

Burglaries are a concern for many people. In fact, more than 90% of home owners taking part in the survey thought that the law needed to be strengthened in order to prevent this type of crime, the punishment for which is a prison sentence of up to 5 years. Furthermore, almost 40% of victims consider that reporting burglaries to the police has little or no effect and almost 45% believe that the work carried out by the State Security Forces in their investigations has been a failure. In fact, according to the Ministry of the Interior’s own data, although the number of people arrested for burglary has increased by 123% since 2007, only 11% of cases recorded last year were resolved.

Many burglaries are committed in family homes (such as detached houses) at the weekend and in broad daylight. The most common methods used are: breaking in via windows (40%), removing locks (19.2%) or the so-called ‘slide method’ (14%), which involves opening the door with an X-ray or credit card.

The cost of burglary is considerable: the average cost of homes burgled last year reached 732€, a figure which is particularly significant in times of crisis. As for the objects stolen, money (64%); jewellery (57%) and electronic devices (54%) are most sought after.

MOST BURGLARIES IN LEVANTE: FEWEST INLAND With the aim of analysing the real scope of burglaries in homes in Spain, Línea Directa has compared the Ministry of the Interior’s data from its official crime figures with the to-

The most common method used is breaking in via windows

tal number of homes in our country, which currently stands at around 26 million. This analysis reveals that homes in the Community of Valencia, Baleares and Murcia are those which are burgled the most, while those in Asturias, Extremadura and Castile and León are where the number of burglaries recorded is the lowest.

According to Francisco Valencia, Director of Corporate Gov-

ernance in Línea Directa: “Analysing data from the report it is remarkable that around 11 million Spanish homes are still uninsured and another 4 million do not have any type of security measure installed. As a result, it is very important to increase safety measures and include theft cover when taking out home insurance, especially taking into account that the home is still the main investment for Spanish people.”

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Meet the next social English Volunteers wanted for a bit of chat networking star!

by Keith Nicol TORREVIEJA’S ENGLISH conversation classes at the CIAJ need you. So popular are these classes with students at the Official Language School, that they need a few more native English speakers to volunteer a couple of hours of their time each week. It’s a superb opportunity to find out more about our Spanish hosts and make some new friends, all at the same time.

The classes, if one can call them that, are just small groups of three or four Spanish students, sitting around a table, or in the warmer weather maybe sitting outside with a coffee, chatting about life in general. There is not a formal structure. It’s just a chance for the students to talk about other subjects that they would not normally cover in their classroom studies. At the language school they only chat to each other, about chosen subjects, which does not help to expand their vocabulary, and what a native speaker can possibly explain in a few moments, their teacher may have to stop and disrupt the entire class to cover a single topic.

The conversation classes have proved to be one of the most popular courses offered through Torrevieja’s Department of Youth with the free

classes held Tuesday and Thursday from 10:00am to 12:00 noon and Wednesday and Thursday from 5:00pm to 6:00pm.

The CIAJ is located on Torrevieja’s seafront, close to the Old Man of the Sea Monument, at Paseo Juan Aparicio Number 5, beside Burger King.

Those who would like to offer their services as a volunteer English teacher, for these conversational classes, should visit during one of the scheduled class times for more information after the Three Kings have been and gone in the New Year.

PAUL VINOGRADOV Llobell, a 17-year-old student of IES Teulada, has devised a social network aimed at assisting young entrepreneurs. Paul’s project was selected for development by the Telefónica Foundation from among 2,000 submitted ideas. The new networking site is designed to encourage youngsters under 18 who excel in any field including sport, music and technology to showcase their ideas online to attract funding and expert advice.

Arrival of the Magi in Alhama de Murcia cancelled

Course Coordinator Crystal East with Councillor for Foreigners and Education Rosario Martinez and Graham Knight from the Foreign Residents Office

THE ORGANISERS of the Alhama de Murcia’s El Berro Auto de los Reyes celebrations have announced that due to circumstances beyond their control, the festivities planned for this year’s 6th January celebration have been cancelled.

Magic Kings come to the Coast THE THREE Wise Men or Magic Kings will arrive on the Coast in style on Sunday evening as both Torrevieja and the Oriheula Costa stage their own parades.

Torrevieja’s traditional Three Kings Parade has been delighting audiences’ for decades

by Keith Nicol The Cavalcade of the Magi through the streets of Orihuela Costa will depart at 5.00pm from Nicolas de Bussy Street, behind the school, and end at Zenia Boulevard, where the reception of the Magi will take place. This event is fairly new to the area and everyone is looking forward to a magnificent reception at the Commercial Centre.

The tradition route of the Magi will be followed in Torrevieja, with the kings and their supporters arriving by boat into the fishing zone behind the fairground at around 5.30. From here they make their way to the Corazon Church where an enactment of the birth of the baby Jesus takes

place followed by the official parade, which goes from the church, until Ramon Gallud, and from there to the Inmaculada Square where the Magi dismount from their floats before addressing the crowd and wishing everyone a Happy New Year.

Hundreds of kilos of sweets are tossed to the waiting crowd on route and it’s a fun filled couple of hours on route. After the Parade, the Magi proceed into the Town Hall and throw more sweets and gifts from the balcony before an official reception inside with the Mayor and councillors. It’s a fun filled, traditional Spanish event that should be enjoyed by everyone, of all Nationalities.

Don’t forget to wrap up warmly and bring a bag to store your sweets in.

Scrooge alive and well and living in Orihuela City CHRISTMAS AND New Year festivities have again brought to light – or lack of it – the division marking the amount of cash spent on Orihuela City and Orihuela Costa.

Residents complain that again little has been spent on Christmas lights in the coastal area and with very little thought given to where to place the lights and decorations that have been provided, compared with the glittering and beautifully decorated city plazas.

It has also been noted that city businesses are being promoted as part of the budget while coastal companies continue to be left to fend for themselves. And the children’s festivities on coast have been partly abandoned with no cash allocated for costumes, while in the city 80,000€ has been splashed out for the Kings’ procession.

Alicante New Year revelry has the most emergencies THE PROVINCE of Alicante was responsible for the most emergency callouts over the New Year, according to the Centre for Emergency information and Coordination (CICU). 122 emergencies were managed in the province of Alicante, 59 of which were

related to excessive intake of alcohol. Only 14 of the callouts were connected with street fights and other acts of aggression. A total of 23 entertainments venues were inspected, mostly in response to complaints about excessive noise or closing hour violations.

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Ideas for benefiting more from your Mediterranean Garden by

Dick Handscombe Active gardener and author

UNFORTUNATELY IT does not look like 2014 is to be any better money wise for many expatriates, especially pensioners. So in thinking about New Year resolutions perhaps we should start with how one can live less expensively from the garden. The following are some thought starters: When doing this year’s winter cut back keep and plant up as many cuttings as possible to produce inexpensive new plants for your own use, swapping with friends or selling at gardening club meetings.

Buy a solar cooker kit and cook lunch and dinner for warming up later, using the rays of the sun instead of expensive electricity. Ours took five hours to put together but soon started to save money. It still cooks well with light cloud but obviously takes longer.

Build a garden oven and heat by burning logs and thick prunings, fir cones etc., from the garden or surrounding woods.

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potting composts and mulching. Our books ‘Your Garden in Spain’, ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’ and ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’ each have comprehensive chapters on how to produce good compost in the dry Mediterranean climate.

Bag up leaves in large plastic bags, make a few air holes and then store for a year in a hidden corner of the garden to produce free leaf mould to add to composts.

If you live near the sea enrich the compost with sea weed cleared from beaches after storms.

Start to grow at least your salad vegetables in raised beds or containers. One can grow a lot in a small space even on apartment terraces. See ‘Apartment Gardening – Mediterranean Style’ for illustrations of what is possible.

With the closure of many of the shops that sold English books it may now be most convenient to purchase our books from the internet shops of Santana Books, Amazon, and the book depository etc.

Reduce the expense of buying vitamin and mineral supplements by growing and eating those fruits and

vegetables that have the greatest concentrations of these. A comprehensive list of these plus hints for good living from a really traditional but fast disappearing Mediterranean Diet will be found in ‘Living Well from our Garden – Mediterranean Style’ available from Amazon.

Make fire lighters by rolling up dry garden twigs etc., in roils of paper and soaking them with used cooking oils.

Start to drink infusions made from mint, rosemary, lemon verbena, lemons and olive leaves instead of tea or coffee.

Instead of throwing outside leaves and roots of vegetables in the waste bin or putting them on the compost heap feed a couple of hens for eco eggs and meat. My Christmas turkey thoroughly enjoyed the tit bits and reached 40 lbs.

Prepare your own winter liquors by adding herbs and fruits to inexpensive Anise liquor or brandy.

If you need to buy plants buy those that are most drought resistant and buy small to reduce the cost of watering and help the development of deep root systems.

Improve the garden to make it easier to entertain at home instead of at increasingly expensive restaurants.

Lastly perhaps there is scope for cutting back on the hours you pay a gardener by doing more yourself.

Hope some of these ideas help your purse strings and also lead to more enjoyable and healthier gardening and lives.

The Handscombe’s books can be most conveniently purchased from Amazon Books, Santana Books website or 95 248 5838, The Book Depository or The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop. ©Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

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Watch your car this Christmas It’s always good to take a moment to think about how best to stay safe and secure no matter where you are driving or parking your car.

By Keith Nicol There are a number of basic, common sense, words of advice given out by Neighbourhood Watch and local driving groups such as Club Torrevieja and the Sunday Drivers Club.

First of all, remember to lock your doors and boot/hatch when leaving your car unattended plus never leave handbags, cameras or shopping in the front or back seats within view.

Remember that most car thefts from cars are opportunist, so don’t leave ignition keys in the car at petrol stations or to run into a shop and never leave the engine running and then exit the car.

If possible, at night, park your car under a street light or in a locked garage and in a car park, try to choose one with an attendant, or/and one that is well lit and covered by CCTV. Remember to always take your mobile phone, radio faceplate and Sat Nav with you too.

Only open windows half way if someone asks you to open the window, to stop them reaching inside the car and do not keep

Don’t be another victim this holiday season

your car documents in the glove box. It’s the first place that thieves will look. Have your documents copied and Notarized and carry these in the car instead.

If using a remote wireless, central locking system, always double check that the doors have locked by trying one of them before leaving your car unattended. When driving, always make sure

your doors are locked, so that when stopped, especially at traffic lights, someone cannot just open the back door or boot/hatch, grab something and be gone. Should you be the victim of a crime, report all thefts or lost items to the Police, especially since Torrevieja has the most sophisticated traffic watch system in Spain and the perpetrators might just be caught on camera.

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Careful, you could have important legal problems with some life assurance policies (Unit Linked) by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

SOME OF our readers have invested in whole of life unit linked life assurance policies, known as “poliza de seguro de vida entera unit linked” in Spanish.

THESE KINDS of a life insurance policy, whilst both legal and carrying certain advantages, are linked to funds or investments. They have a complex structure, where the risk of the investment is the responsibility of the client or insured, and not the company.

One of most important risks is when the funds are invested in property or non-liquid assets.

In these cases, policies often include clauses (sometimes even without the insured knowing it), that the insurance company can refuse or delay any encashments or the payment of the death benefits, if the assets are not saleable.

Occasionally, the companies are refusing or deferring the payments after death, without time limit, leaving the consumer (insured or beneficiary) without the possibility to get their money, just when they need it. Basing the delay on the fact that the insured had

chosen an “illiquid” fund which cannot be sold at that moment.

As per the users, consumers and Spanish insurance laws, it is important to remind both companies and consumers that: -As per the articles 105 and 107 of the Regulation and Supervision of Private Insurance Law, before signing any life insurance contract, the policyholder must be provided with complete information drafted clearly and precisely, about the conditions, terms and maturity of the premiums, indication of surrender values, calculation of the benefits, etc.

Therefore the insurance company or the financial advisor must be sure that the consumer has understood the real risks of the document signed and what could be the worst case scenario.

- Also, these kind of clauses, which are considered a limitation on the consumer’s rights according to Spanish General Insurance Law, must be highlighted

and specifically accepted in writing by the insured.

Therefore, although this kind of life insurance policies have some tax advantages and could be a good way to invest, the consumer must check the characteristics of the fund where the money is invested in, as he will be solely responsible for its performance. All the wording of the policy must be checked as well as whether payment to be received could be refused or delayed by the company and for what reasons.

Like always we recommend you read carefully all the contracts and documents that you may have signed, seek legal advice, and ask the companies to explain in writing any potential risks.

If you have any problem with your insurance company, our law firm can advise and help you.

You can follow the Spanish Legal Issues that affect you and consult us by following us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ WhiteBaosAbogadosLawyers

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park).

Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

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Mark Roach

Company Director and Spanish Tax Consultant

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Inheritance Tax increases in the Murcia & Valencia Region AS OF 17th July 2013 the Murcia region increased Inheritance Tax (IHT) payable by residents inheriting within this area. Before this time residents of the Murcia community benefitted from a 99% exemption on assets they inherited within their region. From August Valencia resident spouses, descendants and ascendants had their personal free allowances upon inheritance, or in the case of gifting, increased to €100,000. However, the exemption for assets inherited above the €100,000 allowance was lowered to only 75%. There are no such exemptions for brothers/ sisters/ aunts/uncles/nephews/partners or friends.

Resident’s Inheritance Tax in Spain is charged by the autonomous region they live within, however all non-residents who inherit assets on mainland Spain, The Balearic Islands and The Canaries are all taxed by the central Tax office in Madrid with a maximum allowance of €15,957 per individual inheriting.

Many Murcia tax residents may now look forward to sizeable tax increases which have already affected

Valencian residents during August 2013. It could be said that other regions may decide to follow the suit in the near future. A concern for most beneficiaries is that bank accounts can be frozen on death leaving any money to pay this tax unavailable within the 6 months stipulated and in worst case scenario an embargo placed upon the property. Simply becoming non-resident, which has been seen as a solution to the recent asset declaration problem’, would not work here as the IHT due for non-residents is significantly more and taxed centrally in Madrid.

It has been written that this is discrimination against non-residents of Spain and they will be taxed at a lower rate and in line with residents. As this may not be financially viable to the Spanish Government, residents may be bought in line and taxed at a higher rate along with non-residents.

THE WINCHAM SOLUTION The owner of the property forms a UK Limited Liability company (Wincham can provide), in which

Wincham Consultants Limited, Wincham House, Greenfield Farm Trading Estate, Congleton, Cheshire, CW12 4TR, England.

(Wincham Consultants also have offices located on the Costa Blanca and the Costa del Sol) UK Tel: +44 (0)1260 299 700 | Spain Tel: +34 965 830 991 | Email: iht.info@wincham.com | Web: www.winchamiht.com

ownership of the property passes into the hands of the company. In this way when he or she passes away, the company will be reorganised, meaning it will only be necessary to transfer company shares, which falls outside Spanish inheritance tax.

From the point of transfer the company owns the asset. As the legal company owner, you remain in full control of the company - and therefore the asset and in addition there is no Property Transfer Tax (7/10%) or Capital Gains Tax due in Spain for this transaction.

Therefore - Inheritance tax never becomes an issue.

On your passing, the company still remains the owner of the asset, it’s just the shares in the company that will change hands when the time comes.

To receive a free personalised Spanish Inheritance tax Illustration and the opportunity to discuss how this method of ownership could benefit your circumstances, visit www.winchamiht.com or scan the QR code below. Alternatively contact one of our advisers directly on +44 (0)1260 299 700 (UK) or 0034 965 830 991 (Spain).

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Managing the January feeling by

Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

WAITING AT the airport to greet someone you care about is a wonderful feeling.

ON SUNDAY 22nd, it was our turn. My daughter and boyfriend were flying in from Stansted and we took our usual position at the barrier. As the flight was delayed, we had plenty of time to look around at the families and friends eagerly waiting around us. What struck me was that this time they were all, almost without exception, Spanish.

As doors opened and passengers came through it was evident that the flight from Stansted had largely transported Spanish people returning home for Christmas. Perhaps working in London, they were going to celebrate their festive season with their families.

As you might expect, there were touching scenes with people waving banners, cheering and always hugs, smiles and happiness. I know in only a few days time, the situation will be reversed for us and possibly for most of these Spanish families too. Then I will leave it to my husband to bring my daughter and boyfriend back for their return trip. I’m no good at saying goodbye.

The delight that we feel when reunited is all-too-soon wiped away when the visit ends. Now we’re at the time of year when perhaps you’ve returned from a visit to family abroad or you’ve just waved them off at the airport we’ve got some top ten tips for managing the ‘January’ feeling: 1. Plan your next visit – it’s never too early to start pencilling dates in your diary 2. Remember, if you live in Spain, you only have a couple of months before those temperatures start rising and the winter is all but done 3. Remind yourself that now there will be more food in the fridge, reduced queues for the bathroom and you can stop ‘enjoying’ yourself 4. Find yourself a good film, what’s left of the chocolates and treat yourself - you’ve probably been treating others for the past few days.

5. Tackle something you’ve been avoiding. If you have a new year’s to-do list, make sure you can tick off one

item as soon as possible 6. Remind yourself of the reasons why you came to live in Spain in the first place – and indulge 7. Remember – there are many ways of contacting each other these days – distance is not like it used to be 8. Ask yourself, realistically, how much you would see your family if you lived in the UK. Relatives can be only miles away but don’t always show up very often.

9. Have a look through your photos or download them off your camera. It can be a bitter sweet activity, but it does remind you how you’ve celebrated in style and together.

10. Don’t forget all those people who are here all year round who you might have neglected over the festive season. They might need a little cheering up too.

If you have chosen to make Spain your home make the most of the winter sun shine, marvel at the astonishing sunsets and look forward to the good times you’ll share in 2014.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

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Three Kings parade

The “Three Kings or Epiphany”, called “Dia de los Reyes Magos” in Spanish falls on January 6th and this year it´s a Monday, meaning an extra days holiday for most people!

It is probably regarded as the most important of all the fiestas in Spain – particularly by the children.

On the Eve of Epiphany, the 5th January there are parades in most Spanish towns and cities to symbolise the arrival of the Three Wise Men Melchior, Casper and Balthazar to the city where Jesus was born. It is a major event especially for the children when massive floats pass with the Three Kings waving and camels or horses join the street parades, with sweets being thrown into the crowds.

Benidorm is a great place to be to watch the magnificent parade and the entire route will be lined with spectators, so get there early if you want a front line position. The procession is on Sunday 5th and sets off at 6pm from Parque de Elche – Dove Park, at the beginning of the Poniente beach. There will be numerous floats, the grandest of which will be the three carrying the Kings, sat on their thrones. The children all get very excited when these main floats pass by and cannot wait to see what they will bring them that night – it is the equivalent of Santa Claus for the Spanish. Last year there were a number of horses and donkeys as well as the traditional brass bands.

Many of the floats have themes and they all make a great effort with the costumes.

From the start point the procession heads up the Avd de los Almendros then back down the Calle Ruzafa, finishing at the Plaza de Navidad – Town Hall square. Sweets are thrown out to the waiting crowds along the entire route and it´s a mad scramble to collect them – not only by the children either. Go well wrapped up as it gets chilly in the evening – it lasts for around a couple of hours from start to finish and remember to take your camera to capture the moment.

Remember to take your camera to capture the moment

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Louise Clarke Writing Competition Winner Over 18

An Encounter with the Moor YOUNG JOSE clapped and cheered excitedly.

The horses danced and the Christians proudly marched to the slow, rhythm.

By Linda Bell THEN CAME the Moors, whose magnificent costumes, raised gasps from the crowd, and linking the whole spectacle were the marching bands. Jose swayed to the mesmerising beat of drums and closed his eyes , inhaling the atmosphere. When he opened them, sounds and colours had been replaced by darkness and silence.

Dressed in heavy uniform, Jose was within the confines of a castle. Shivering, he approached the meagre warmth of a small fire. “Rest easy lad” said a battle-weary soldier.

“The devils will wait for daylight to attack.” “They have the element of surprise. Wish we knew their plans.” Just then a horse and cart, laden with waste, trundled towards the castle gates. Instinctively, Jose slipped away from the group, caught up with the cart, jumped on the back and hid amongst the stinking cargo.

Once free of the gates, he leaped off and scuttled into the woods. Stealthily, he dodged through the trees, following the glow of camp-fires until he reached the Moor’s encampment. Evading the guards, he crawled through the maze of tents until he came to a large, elaborate one. He hid behind it, and waited.

A fire illuminated a group of bearded men with dark intimidating eyes, speaking in a strange language. How

was Jose to learn their plans? Suddenly a man emerged from the tent, and after addressing the group, proceeded to draw symbols and diagrams in the soil with his sword.

Jose watched intently for a while, then, in fear of being discovered, silently moved away and backtracked his way out of the camp.

Relieved and enveloped by the trees, he quickened his pace. As the castle silhouette loomed, he paused for breath; then heard a sharp crack from behind. Jose froze, then, turned into the face of the enemy. The Moor , of similar size and age, was dressed in black, except for the flash of steel in his hand. Terrified, Jose drew his sword. Time stood still as two young lives stared at death.

Then, the hatred in the Moor’s eyes subsided and he slowly lowered his sword. Hesitantly, Jose followed, until each weapon touched the ground and the tension eased.

Then, one swift bow of the head in mutual respect, and the Moor was gone.

As Jose headed back to the castle, the distant drumming returned and upon opening his eyes, he was standing in a littered street. The procession had passed, and the crowd were dispersing. It was over for another year but Jose would always remember his encounter with the Moor.

Life competition

Casus’ Vengeance:

A story in Roman Hispania

By Monty Schebesta THE ROMAN god of fire had been Casus’ name for a reason: Casus the god was a legendary giant. Casus, the human was just alike. He was a fearsome sight.

He had sworn to himself, years ago, that he would have his vengeance on the man who had murdered his father and sold Casus into slavery.

That man, by the name of Marcus Aurelio Quinti, had to die.

As his master’s bodyguard, Casus had some freedom.

Today he walked through the slave market of Dianium and stepped up to one of the stands selling local Hispanic slaves.

He knew it all too well.

Casus walked up to Marcus and towered over him. He stared into his eyes, and saw no feelings, only hatred. In a calm voice he said: “Do you recognize me? I am the boy whose father you killed and whom you sold as a slave” The slave trader showed no reaction and answered: “There are too many of your kind for me to count. I have killed so many people and sold so many slaves. I don’t care for their lives, they are just goods to me. I will tell my guards to kill you if you don’t leave!”

“I don’t care for my life as long as you die by my hand” Casus was becoming furious, he pushed Marcus, nearly throwing him over.

Marcus recovered and gave a wink with his hand. Casus spun round just in time to dodge a sword coming at his head.

He grabbed the guard by the throat and lifted him off his feet, the guard wriggled, trying to break free but it was useless.

The rest of the guards were too intimidated to attack. When the guard stopped moving, Marcus screamed: “Attack him; I pay you for a reason!” The guards obeyed. Casus drew a knife and slit the belly of the first, so that the guts came pouring out. His shrieks scared the rest of all but one.

He was a giant, like Casus, and carried a huge axe. Casus dodged the first blow and quickly slit the giant’s wrists whilst he was trying to wrench his axe out of the wooden floor.

The giant abandoned the axe with a scream and started punching Casus, who grabbed his arm and threw him off balance. Casus took his arm and bent it in such a gruesome way that the elbow snapped and caused the giant to scream out in agony.

By now the whole slave market was watching. Casus stepped up to Marcus and drew an ornate knife. It had been passed down from father to son for generations. It was the knife his father had in his hand when he died.

“When this knife pierces your guts all the acid will slowly eat you up from the inside, it’s a slow and horrible death.”

With those words Casus drove the knife deep inside Marcus’ abdomen.

All around the market slaves were cheering and trying to break free from their chains. Casus grabbed the ring of keys from Marcus and ran to the nearest slave to release him. He gave him the keys to free the next.

“Today you have the chance to avenge your families; if you die you do so in dignity and with honour. Kill them or they will kill you for we all have the right for freedom!”

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Life competition The Bull Run

Louise Clarke Writing Competition Winner Under 12

Once upon a time in an old village in Spain called Pamplona, there was a little child who lived with his father. They were poor and couldn’t buy lots of food and so the little child couldn’t grow.

By Alejandro Fernandez THE CHILD always wished to go to a bull run but he was too little to go. He decided to go to the fortune teller and hear what she had to say.

The fortune teller told the child that he will grow eight centimetres overnight and look sixteen years old! The child didn’t believe her, especially after she told him about the very scary day that would follow!

That night, the child went to sleep and dreamed of the Bull Run. Meanwhile, as he slept, a mage war was going outside. A mage shot a potion that would make another mage eight centimetres smaller. The mage missed and the potion bounced on a mirror, which reversed the potion to make something grow eight centimetres taller! The potion hit the small child and made him bigger.

The next day the BIG child was ready to run with the bulls. Suddenly he had to run for his life when a Minotaur statue came alive! The Minotaur chased him until it saw its reflection on a building and tried to kill it! When it butted the reflection, a piece of glass came out and killed the Minotaur!

Phew! The Big child survived the day and lived to tell the story of his Spanish adventure!

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Life TV

3rd January - 9th January

FRIDAY 3rd January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:10 The Cat in the Hat 11:25 Race to Witch Mountain 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 The Shaggy Dog 16:15 Escape to the Country 17:15 Flog It! 18:10 Pointless Celebrities 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Miranda 22:00 Silent Witness 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 EastEnders

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:30 Natural World 08:30 The Culture Show 09:30 Britain’s Empty Homes 10:00 Africa 11:00 Earthflight 12:00 Great British Bake Off 13:00 Great British Bake Off 14:00 Antiques Road Trip 15:00 Rebecca 17:05 The Queen’s Palaces 18:05 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Celebrity Eggheads 19:30 Coast 20:00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 21:00 Kangaroo Dundee 21:30 Christmas University Challenge 22:00 James May’s Toy Stories 23:00 Drive 24:35 Top Gear

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 16:00 Secrets from the Workhouse 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Americans 24:35 Benidorm

07:10 According to Jim 07:35 Will & Grace 08:00 Candleshoe 09:50 How I Met Your Mother 10:20 How I Met Your Mother 10:50 The Big Bang Theory 11:15 The Big Bang Theory 11:45 King Kong 14:15 Zulu 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Celebrity Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 Rude Tube

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:30 Peppa Pig 09:40 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:55 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:10 Tickety Toc 10:45 Inside Hollywood 10:55 The Dog Rescuers 11:20 Cowboy Builders 12:20 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 13:20 5 News Lunchtime 13:25 CSI: Miami 14:15 Doctor Zhivago 18:00 5 News 18:30 Cowboy Builders 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Emmerdale 07:35 Emmerdale 08:00 Holiday Airport: Orlando 09:00 The Cube 09:55 You’ve Been Framed!

10:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 11:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 12:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 You’ve Been Framed!

17:45 Junior 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 GoldenEye 24:40 Two and a Half Men

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07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rules of Engagement 11:30 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Ice Age 22:10 Hot Tub Time Machine 24:10 The IT Crowd

SATURDAY 4th January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Food & Drink 13:00 Football Focus 13:45 Sportsday 14:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 14:15 Bargain Hunt 14:45 Escape to the Country 15:30 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 17:30 Final Score 18:10 Frozen Planet 19:10 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:30 Celebrity Mastermind 20:00 Pointless Celebrities 20:50 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 21:40 Casualty 22:30 Catherine Tate’s Nan 23:05 BBC News; Weather 23:25 Little Fockers 24:55 Romance & Cigarettes

07:05 My Fake Fiance 08:30 Stick It 10:10 Life on Earth 11:05 Life on Earth 12:00 Fred Dibnah’s Made in Britain 12:30 Great British Railway Journeys 13:00 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 13:45 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 14:30 The Horse Whisperer 17:10 Coast 17:30 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 18:30 James May’s Toy Stories 19:30 Flog It! 20:30 Dad’s Army 21:00 Morecambe & Wise in Pieces 22:00 Dave Allen: God’s Own Comedian 23:00 Dave Allen: The Immaculate Selection 24:00 Dave Allen in Search of the English Eccentric 24:55 Darts: BDO World Championships

07:00 Childrens TV 08:40 Almost Naked Animals 08:50 Almost Naked Animals 09:05 Horrid Henry 09:15 Horrid Henry 09:30 Victorious 10:00 Deadtime Stories 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Dinner Date 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:34 ITV Central Weather 12:35 The Chase 13:40 Midsomer Murders 15:45 Show Me the Telly 16:45 You’ve Been Framed!

17:15 ITV News Central 17:30 ITV News and Weather 17:45 Live FA Cup Football 20:20 Splash!

21:50 Take Me Out 22:50 Jonathan Ross Show 23:50 ITV News and Weather 24:04 ITV Central Weather 24:05 FA Cup Football Highlights

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 Little Wolf’s Book of Badness 07:35 Arctic Tale 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 American Football Show 11:00 How I Met Your Mother 11:30 How I Met Your Mother 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 Jamie’s Festive Feast 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Come Dine with Me 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:35 Come Dine with Me 19:05 Come Dine with Me 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:00 Speed with Guy Martin 21:00 Secret History 22:00 Robin Hood 24:45 Charlie Brooker’s How Videogames Changed the World

07:00 Childrens TV 09:20 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers: Megaforce 11:35 Slugterra 12:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 12:30 Celebrity Big Brother 14:25 Columbo: Try and Catch Me 16:00 Columbo: a Case of Immunity 17:25 Diagnosis Murder 18:25 Diagnosis Murder 19:20 Mr & Mrs Murder 20:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 NCIS 22:00 NCIS 22:55 5 News Weekend 23:00 Celebrity Big Brother 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Psych

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 Coronation Street 10:10 Emmerdale 13:05 You’ve Been Framed!

14:10 DragonHeart 16:20 Junior 18:30 Beethoven’s 2nd 20:15 Mr Bean’s Holiday 22:00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 24:20 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason

07:00 Switched 07:20 Make It or Break It 08:05 Being Erica 09:00 One Tree Hill 09:55 Ugly Betty 10:55 Charmed 11:50 Rules of Engagement 12:20 Rules of Engagement 12:50 Rules of Engagement 13:20 How I Met Your Mother 13:50 How I Met Your Mother 14:20 Rules of Engagement 14:50 Rules of Engagement 15:20 The Big Bang Theory 15:50 The Big Bang Theory 16:20 How I Met Your Mother 16:50 How I Met Your Mother 17:25 Penelope 19:10 Meet Dave 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Waterboy 23:50 The Inbetweeners 24:25 The Inbetweeners 24:55 8 Out of 10 Cats

SUNDAY 5th January

Mr Bean’s Holiday 20.15

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07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Homes Under the Hammer 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Moving On 15:00 Escape to the Country 15:45 Helicopter Heroes 16:15 That Puppet Game Show 17:00 Songs of Praise 17:35 Dolphins - Spy in the Pod 18:35 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 19:00 Countryfile 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 Antiques Roadshow 21:30 Sherlock 23:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 23:25 Mrs Brown’s Boys 24:05 Good Will Hunting

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:10 Odette 09:05 Monty Don’s French Gardens 10:05 Countryfile 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 13:15 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 14:00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 18:00 Ski Sunday 18:45 Catch Me If You Can 21:00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 22:00 Operation Grand Canyon with Dan Snow 23:00 Charlie Brooker’s 2013 Wipe 24:00 Darts: BDO World Championships 24:50 Darts Extra

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Deadtime Stories 10:25 FA Cup Football Highlights 11:55 The Unforgettable 12:25 ITV News and Weather 12:29 ITV Central Weather 12:30 Live FA Cup Football 15:15 The Cube 16:15 Splash!

17:45 The Chase 18:45 ITV News Central 19:00 ITV News and Weather 19:15 Dancing on Ice 20:45 All Star Family Fortunes 21:30 Dancing on Ice: The Skate Off 22:00 It’ll Be Alright on the Night 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 Birds of a Feather 23:45 FA Cup Football Highlights 24:45 Premiership Rugby Union

07:30 Barnyard 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 How I Met Your Mother 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Simpsons 16:00 The Simpsons 16:30 Edward Scissorhands 18:35 Channel 4 News 19:05 Deal or No Deal 20:00 Shipping Wars 21:00 Speed with Guy Martin 22:00 Bad Teacher 23:50 Rude Tube

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 11:00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 11:35 Slugterra 12:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 12:30 Celebrity Big Brother 13:30 Cowboy Builders 14:30 Grounded 16:15 Along Came Polly 17:55 Made of Honor 19:40 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 2013

07:00 Beauty and the Geek 07:45 Emmerdale 10:30 Coronation Street 13:00 Boyzone at 20: No Matter What 14:00 Take Me Out 15:00 The Mighty Ducks 17:10 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 19:05 Evan Almighty 21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 The Magaluf Weekender 23:00 I Am Britney Jean: Britney Spears’ Road to Las Vegas 24:50 Forgetting Sarah Marshall

07:00 Switched 07:20 Make It or Break It 08:05 Being Erica 09:00 Ugly Betty 10:00 Charmed 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:35 Rude(ish) Tube 14:00 Rude(ish) Tube 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:25 How I Met Your Mother 15:55 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:50 Rude(ish) Tube 17:20 Rude(ish) Tube 17:45 Grease 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 23:20 The Inbetweeners 23:55 The Inbetweeners 24:30 8 Out of 10 Cats

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 17.10

MONDAY 6th January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12:45 Real Lives Reunited 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Father Brown 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 A Question of Sport 22:00 The 7.39 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Secrets of the Sales 24:35 The Graham Norton Show

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:20 Homes Under the Hammer 08:20 Bargain Hunt 09:20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 10:05 Britain and the Sea 11:05 Britain’s Empty Homes 11:35 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 17:15 The Great British Winter 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Great British Garden Revival 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Sacred Wonders of Britain 22:30 PQ17: An Arctic Convoy Disaster 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Darts: BDO World Championships

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 A Great Welsh Adventure with Griff Rhys Jones 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Bletchley Circle 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 I Shot 2013 24:20 Hellboy II: the Golden Army

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 According to Jim 07:35 According to Jim 08:00 Will & Grace 08:25 Will & Grace 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Building the Dream 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 Come Dine with Me 15:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Food Unwrapped 22:00 Benefits Street 23:00 Secrets of the Living Dolls 24:00 American Football Show

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Olly the Little White Van 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Cat 8 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Monster Moves 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Celebrity Wedding Planner 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of DC 11:30 You’ve Been Framed!

12:30 New You’ve Been Framed!

13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason 24:15 Fake Reaction

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 2 Broke Girls 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Revenge 23:00 Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013

3-9 Jan 2014

Tuesday 7th January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12:45 Real Lives Reunited 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Father Brown 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The 7.39 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Secrets of the Body Clock with Terry Wogan 24:15 Insomnia

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 08:50 Real Lives Reunited 09:20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 10:05 Antiques Roadshow 11:05 Britain’s Empty Homes 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 17:15 Great British Winter 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Great British Garden Revival 21:00 Stargazing Live 22:00 Stargazing Live: Back to Earth 22:30 Truth About Immigration 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Darts: BDO World Championships

ITV1 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 River Monsters 21:00 Weight Loss Ward 22:00 The Lying Game: Crimes That Fooled Britain 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Keane & Vieira - Best of Enemies 24:50 Sports Life Stories

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07:10 According to Jim 07:35 According to Jim 08:00 Will & Grace 08:25 Will & Grace 08:50 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:25 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Building the Dream 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 Come Dine with Me 15:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 The Taste 23:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 24:00 Secrets of the Scammers

07:00 Childrens TV 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Sacrifices of the Heart 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 Highland Emergency 20:30 Highland Emergency 21:00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of DC 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 GoldenEye 24:40 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Ice Age 22:35 Rude Tube 24:40 The Big Bang Theory

wednesday 8th January BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12:45 Real Lives Reunited 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Father Brown 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Waterloo Road 22:30 Live at the Apollo 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 The League Cup Show 24:50 Mimic

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 08:45 Real Lives Reunited 09:15 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 10:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 11:00 Kangaroo Dundee 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 17:15 The Great British Winter 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Great British Garden Revival 21:00 Stargazing Live 22:00 Stargazing Live: Back to Earth 22:30 The Hidden World of Britain’s Immigrants 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Darts: BDO World Championships

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 Jonathan Ross Show 24:40 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands

07:10 According to Jim 07:35 According to Jim 08:00 Will & Grace 08:25 Will & Grace 08:50 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:25 Frasier 10:55 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Building the Dream 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:40 Come Dine with Me 15:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Restoration Man 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Benefits Street 24:05 Secrets of the Living Dolls

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Olly the Little White Van 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 ‘Til Lies Do Us Part 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 The World’s Biggest Bomb: Revealed 21:00 Big Body Squad 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:30 Hens Behaving Badly 24:30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Holiday Airport 08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of DC 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 The Cube 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 The Magaluf Weekender 24:00 Fake Reaction 24:50 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Tomorrow People 23:00 Final Destination 3 24:50 The Big Bang Theory

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Wanted Down Under 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12:45 Real Lives Reunited 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Father Brown 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Dolphins - Spy in the Pod 22:00 Silent Witness 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

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07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 08:50 Real Lives Reunited 09:20 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 10:05 Tudor Monastery Farm 11:05 Kangaroo Dundee 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Darts: BDO World Championships 17:15 The Great British Winter 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Great British Garden Revival 21:00 Stargazing Live 22:00 Stargazing Live: Back to Earth 22:30 QI 23:00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Darts: BDO World Championships

ITV1 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Britain’s Best Bakery 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Birds of a Feather 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:35 The Brits Are Coming 24:35 Weight Loss Ward

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07:10 According to Jim 07:35 According to Jim 08:00 Will & Grace 08:25 Will & Grace 08:50 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:25 Frasier 10:55 Frasier 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Building the Dream 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Come Dine with Me 14:35 Come Dine with Me 15:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 The Undateables 23:00 What Happens in Sunny Beach 24:05 24 Hours in A&E

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Got Thin - Got Fat Again!

13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Celebrity Big Brother 14:15 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Stolen Innocence 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Jungle Babies: Tarsier Tails 19:30 NewsTalk Live 20:00 World’s Busiest 21:00 World’s Worst Holiday Horrors 22:00 Celebrity Big Brother 23:00 Botched Up Bodies 24:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit on the Side

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 You’ve Been Framed!

08:25 You’ve Been Framed!

08:55 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Real Housewives of DC 11:30 The Real Housewives of Orange County 12:30 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Orange County 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 Dinner Date 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Tricked 23:00 Fake Reaction 23:50 Forgetting Sarah Marshall

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 09:00 Charmed 10:00 Glee 11:00 Rude(ish) Tube 12:00 Rules of Engagement 12:30 Charmed 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Rude(ish) Tube 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Inbetweeners Movie 24:00 The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments

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Life Showbiz Goss

Big confessional from Sexy Smiley Miley!

I, LIKE most of you, have watched Miley Cyrus going on a seemingly endless crusade of shocking the world of late with her general comment being: ‘If you don’t like it then I don’t give a damn’.

It all started for her when she played the charming character of Hannah Montana for five seasons for Disney that ended in 2011, and now finally she has spoken out about her remarkable transition from sweet little sugar dumpling to full on, in your face, sex machine!

Speaking to The New York Times Miley said: “There’s a sex scene in pretty much every single movie,” … adding with a tone of regret, “I don’t have a bunch of celeb friends, because I feel like some of them are a little scared of the association … this is terrible.” … Sure is Miley babe!

What seems to have driven her to this outpouring is that she admitted to wrongdoing whilst still at Disney when she said: “Things came out that happened - like, bong videos when I was on Disney, but I never wanted to do that to them,” strong confessional stuff there! … 20 Hail Mary’s and 15 Our Fathers should fix it. However, sadly for Miley, the hell-raising second half of the year is not behind her just yet as a story also came out in the article about Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers saying Miley and her friend Demi Lovato encouraged him to smoke marijuana to which Miley replied: “There’s nothing that two little girls are going to get you to do that you don’t want to do … he made that comment to make himself look cool!”

Well said sweet pea! … But it’s still way outside the middle ground you claim to be looking to occupy, which suggests that there’s an awful lot more raunchiness to come from the wee lassie from Nashville Tennessee.

Celebrity Clips THE WONDER of the internet kicks in yet again with a photo that was posted by 20-year-old student Ryan Haught from Akron Ohio. In 1979, his aunt took a photo that showed Robin Williams performing mime in a New York City street in front of a huge crowd.

Williams tweeted back ‘Thanks for the photo!’ which, by the way, has taken Twitter by storm.

Baby Boy Bieber has snuck into the column on the back of having been putting it about that he will

soon retire. I am sure there are some of you who will be distraught at such news, but don’t rush out too quickly to stock up with tissues, as although he said “I’m officially retiring,” he did add, “…but I won’t actually be leaving the public eye.” … Damn and blast!

Nigella Lawson found her way into the press recently for all sorts of worrying reasons, and is now she’s back a-mouth-pouting in a US imported reality show called The Taste, which is being tagged as The X Factor of food … oh dear, oh dear. Never one to miss a sex-up, Nigella is seen in the promo for

the show assuming several provocative faces whilst tasting food … uuummm!

I’m sure you’re all beside yourselves with excitement that ‘Sherlock’ returns to the telly on New Year’s Day but our Benedict has certainly not been resting on his laurels. A while back he made a ‘selfie’ video on his iPhone, sent it to film director John Wells and will now appear in movie ‘August: Osage County’ starring Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts and Ewan McGregor ... Release date : Friday 24th January.

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Peter Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Life travel

Pig’s plaza’s and chairmaker’s streets THE ONCE bishop’s seat of Segorbe is now the regional capital and the name of its principal square, Plaza Agua Limpia (Clean Water Square) symbolises the historical importance of the springs and rivers of the area.

MANY STREET names in the old town reflect other elements of the city’s history. Calle Foro Romana, Calle Mezquita and Plaza Almudin are reminders of its Roman and Moorish past, while Calle Los Silleros (Chairmakers Street) recalls the time when each trade could be found in a specific area within the city walls.

A plaque in Plaza del Angel informs you that it was formerly known as the Plaza de los Cerdos, where every Thursday for centuries the most important pig market in Valencia and lower Aragon was held and where only pigs of the highest quality and prestigio were sold. A number of the streets have plaques describing their history.

The Arco de la Verónica on Calle Argen is thought to be part of the original Roman wall, and on the edge of the old town there are two cylindrical towers that also formed part of the fortifications. Torre Cárcel housed the prison and Torre Botxi was home to the town’s executioner (Botxi being the Catalan name for that grim occupation).

The city’s history as a religious centre is reflected in the abundance of its churches, the most prominent of which is the 12th Century Catedral-Basilica, its inherent Gothic style considerably modified along with most of the churches in the Province of Valencia, through various architectural fads and fancies. It houses a small museum of art from the 15th to 18th Century, including work by Donattello.

Segorbe’s main fiesta is held during the last week of August and incorporates the Fiestas Patronales held in honour of the city’s patron saint, la Santisima Virgen, and the Semana de Toros (the Week of the Bulls). The high point of the taurine week is the Entrada de Toros y Caballos (Entry of the Bulls and Horses) when horse riders drive bulls down the main street between two densely packed rows of unprotected bystanders who rely on the skill of the horsemen to prevent them from being gored.

A short drive from Segorbe is one of the most unusual sanctuaries in Valencia, the Santuario Cueva Santa. It is dedicated to the Virgen of the Holy Cave, known as the White Dove, and her image is portrayed in bas-relief stucco about 20cms high. The legend goes that Bonifacio Ferrer, a Carthusian prior, gave the image to a shepherd who hid it in a niche in the cave, where it was found by another shepherd in 1503.

At a later date, a glorious Doric-style temple was built in the cave, 20 metres below ground, where the image now sits, surrounded by jade and gold. As you descend the stairway lined with tile votive plaques giving thanks for prayers answered and ailments miraculously cured, you pass small side niches and diminutive altars.

Nothing quite prepares you for your first sight of the temple, with its ornate scroll plasterwork topped by a pair of cavorting cherubim. The tiny stucco image radiates from its gold mount and it comes as no surprise to hear that she is the patron saint of Spanish speleologists (cavers).

It is said that if a drop of water falls from the ceiling and lands on you and you rub it over the part of your body that is ailing, you will be cured. Drops taken from the puddles on the floor will also work but without the same efficacy. You will also be cured if you hear the tinkling of a bell during the night of your visit to the cave.

Segorbe is 60km from Valance and can be accessed on the N234 from Sagunto and A7 coastal motorway.

This article is taken from Inland Trips from the Costa Blanca, a series of five ebooks, each of four excursions that cover the whole of the Valencian region. For further information and immediate download from Amazon.co.uk, visit www.spainuncovered.net

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Life spanish Verb Tense Table I STARTED writing this series about the structure Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

The Enfarinats strike again!

of the Spanish language in 2008 and have now compiled a total of two hundred articles.

THE FIRST one hundred and twenty are available as three e-books and I will shortly be editing the final eighty into “Step by Step Spanish volumes 4 and 5”. My internet course consisting of language quizzes and dictations is also based on this series. For article number 200, here is a table of verb tenses which should be useful to you as a kind of reference. All the forms (apart from the imperatives) are based on the first person singular of the regular “ar” verb – “hablar”.

INDICATIVE MOOD Hablo I speak / I am speaking Estoy hablando I am speaking

Hablaba

I was speaking/I used to speak/I spoke Estaba hablando I was speaking Estuve hablando I was speaking Hablé I spoke He hablado I have spoken Había hablado I had spoken Habré hablado I will have spoken Habría hablado I would have spoken Voy a hablar Hablaría Hablaré Estaré hablando Estaría hablando

I’m going to speak I would speak I will speak I will be speaking I would be speaking

SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD No quieres que hable

You don’t want me to speak No querías que hablara You didn’t want me to speak Cuando haya hablado When I have spoken Si hubiera hablado If I had spoken IMPERATIVE MOOD ¡Habla!

Speak! (tú) ¡Hablad!

Speak! (vosotros) ¡No hables!

Don’t speak! (tú) ¡No habléis!

Don’t speak! (vosotros) ¡Hable!

Speak! (usted) ¡Hablen!

Speak! (ustedes) ¡No hable!

Don’t speak! (usted) ¡No hablen!

Don’t speak! (ustedes)

IN THE little town of Ibi on Saturday 28th December, the local ‘Enfarinats’ celebrated their 200-yearold annual tradition of pelting each other with flour and eggs in a decidedly messy ritual. The town resembled a winter wonderland as enthusiastic revellers dressed in military uniforms hurled entire trays of eggs and the contents of large bags of flour in reckless abandon, adding fire crackers and high pressure water hoses to the mix to ensure absolute chaos. The festivities began at 8am with a race to determine who would be ‘leader’ followed by a procession of the participants, after which pandemonium broke out with the first flurry of flour and egg! The revelry ended at around 5pm before a massive clean-up exercise started to rid the town of its coating of pancake mix!

Life books

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The Patchwork Marriage ONE FOR the ladies but worth a man’s time to clue up ready-made families. That’s just what Andi gets when she marries Ethan, who has two daughters. The eldest, teenager Emily, resents Andi and sets out to be a little cow, at which teenage misses are so adept. Of course, Daddy will hear no wrong about his precious daughter who is intent on driving a fat wedge through the marriage.

It’s an old theme that crops up whenever someone marries a man with a resentful son or daughter and Andi and Ethan are faced with an occurrence in their life that’s going to test them to the hilt. Can the heal the rift in their marriage? Can each of them find enough love to go round?

And how strong can a patchwork marriage ever be? This is a seriously important book that should be read by anyone thinking about taking on a readymade family. And if you’re not, it’s a delight to read anyway.

Author: Jane Green Publisher: Penguin (paperback) Price: 11.20€ ISBN: 978 0 141 03865 0 Stars: 1/10 : 10

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Visit Valencia with Coachtrips ACCOMMODATION IS a large, very comfortable 3* city hotel with all rooms en-suite, with telephone, TV and large spacious rooms, putting the city right on your doorstep.

The journey to Valencia is interesting with the bonus of the orchards of almond, orange and lemon trees all around, making this a pleasant, relaxing journey.

Castles, towns and villages whiz by, bringing us to Valencia in time for lunch. ‘Coachtrips’ includes an introductory circular tour of the city which helps you find your way about the city later. That’s not to say that you won’t get a little bit lost! It is, after all, a large city!

First impressions of the city are of very beautiful, ornate buildings set amongst green parklands. Old and new Valencia blends sedately into an extremely attractive city. In the centre there are museums, shops, markets, historical sites and buildings, bars and restaurants to meet all tastes. For a man with romance in mind, the town square is full of flower vendors, with the most exquisite range of flowers imaginable, and not expensive. If on the other hand the girls want to treat the fellows, how about a visit to the FC Valencia football ground?

Other interesting places in the city centre include the old ‘Lonja’ silk exchange, a fine old building supported by ‘candy twist’ pillars and desks displaying the name of workers of yesteryear on brass plaques attached to the desk. A buzzing, lively indoor Market is housed in a building which was very

much the rave at its time of construction, decorated with tiles from Barcelona at a time when Barcelona tiles were to die for.

The town hall building dominates the town square. This is no mean feat, when you consider how many more impressive buildings make up the town centre. A hidden treasure within the town hall, which you could easily miss, is the historical museum of the city, containing manuscripts, banners and swords dating back to the 13th Century. The National Museum of Ceramic Arts displays the best of ceramic productions the country has to offer: Spain is a country famed for its ceramics. You simply won’t believe the beauty of the building which houses this collection.

In the Cathedral of Valencia there is yet another treasure: the Holy Grail, from which Christ is believed to have drunk at the last supper, is on display here. If modern is more your interest try the Hemisferica, Oceanografic, complex on the edge of the city. The buildings and surroundings here are stunningly beautiful. Within these buildings you will find a ‘hands on’ science museum; Europe’s largest marine park; an Imax cinema which places the viewer in the centre of the film; a botanic area; art galleries and theatres. If you want to do it the lazy way, a mini train ride round the complex is available.

An ideal low-cost short break to break up the long winter months: New Year dates - 3 days B&B - 16th – 18th January

at a special price of 99€. Booking couldn’t be easier. Simply visit www.coachtripsonline.com and book or call (00334) 96 678 5910 and speak to one of Coachtrips’ English-speaking operators. Go on - it’s too good to miss!

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Robinson Crusoe washed up in San Miguel

By Keith Nicol THE TRADITIONAL British Pantomime Robinson Crusoe is about to be performed in San Miguel for the first time, as in a month’s time, the Campoverde Theatre Group will be treading the boards, if not a sandy beach. They have their hero, Robinson Crusoe and his lady fair Sally, who together with Sally’s father Captain Perks, head out on a voyage of adventure, on a voyage of discovery. Add in the usual mix of mismatched deck hands, whom in spite of their limitations manage to attain their destination, and the comedy ensues.

As usual, as in all good pantomimes, you’ll find your fair share of nasty characters, headed by the evil Black Patch and his band of cutthroat pirates, practising their own deadly skills before setting off on their own nasty adventure. Clearly these deadly men intend to thwart the peaceful plans of Robinson Crusoe and the crew of the Mary Rose.

Once in the West Indies, Robinson

Crusoe has to contend with more bloodthirsty characters, before he rescues and befriends Friday. Will our hero succeed in defeating the nasty characters that are trying to prevent his peaceful voyage?

Will he survive on coconuts alone? All will be revealed but like all traditional pantos, good always triumphs over evil and you’ll find the typical mix of over the top fun characters that are full of mischief and jokes; music and dance. The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe has all the ingredients for a great night out.

The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe will be performed at the Casa de Cultura in San Miguel on Friday 7th, Saturday 8th and Sunday 9th of February so hurry up and reserve your seats. Tickets are now available from Bargain Books in San Miguel, or call Colin on 966 774 127 and for people living in Campoverde contact Adele on 966 762 114.

Buffaloes give at Christmas THE PATIENCE Patience Lodge ‘the Buffaloes’, recently donated 800€ to the needy families of Algorfa. The committee members met with Samantha Biddles, Councillor for European Residents plus an amount of 400€ from Algorfa´s local butchers and greengrocers. The donation allowed the Department of Social Services to give each needy family a 20€ voucher to spend in each establishment. Samantha Biddles said, “I would like to thank the Buffaloes for their continued support over the last few years and we are all very grateful for their constant concern, support and hard work.”

Bar Kenz raise 800 euros for prostate cancer awareness RECENTLY, BAR Kenz in San Luis raised 800€ for prostate cancer awareness, mainly via the Movemeber theme plus thru collection tins. Most of their male customers grew moustaches throughout November and then they had a massive shave off!. Bar Kenz are prolific fundraisers, earlier also raising 400€ for breast cancer awareness.

Both amounts of money were donated to the AECC for their early detection screening programmes. If you would like to book an appointment via the AECC for a prostate test or breast and smear tests please call the office on 965 716 679.

Debbie Weedon with Jan and Ken of Bar Kenz with two of their best customers who helped raise the donations

Another successful year for RAFA Costa Blanca

DESPITE THE continuing economic situation, RAFA, the Royal Air Force Association noted at their December 17th meeting that the total funds raised were in excess of the previous year and this was achieved only through the generosity of members and the support of the general public, for which grateful thanks were given. Socially the Branch has continued to provide a variety of activities, including regular monthly lunches and had a very good Battle of Britain Dinner and Dance and where possible took part in several Spanish festivals.

If you would like to know more about RAFA Costa Blanca why not visit the new web-site on www.rafacb.com or contact the Chairman, Terry Joy, Tel.966 262 695 or the Secretary Pat Distin Tel. 966 786 635 for more information.

Snow White tickets to be won

By KeithNicol NO MATTER whether you were naughty or nice this Christmas, RTN are offering you the chance to win some tickets for next weekend’s pantomime, Snow White, for the opening night, Thursday January 9th. All you have to do is send me an email, to keith@roundtownnews. com with your name, phone number and email address plus the name of your favourite dwarf, to be put in the draw. Winners will be contacted by the theatre group and can pick up their tickets on the door, but entries must be received before midnight, January 5th.

The Rojales Panto Group are offering our readers a chance to win a pair of tickets for the opening night performance of their annual Pantomime, which this year is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Snow White will be presented at the school of music in Los Montesinos on Thursday 9th and Friday 10th at 7.30pm,with a special Matinee performance on Sat 11th January at 2.30pm.

Barry Cox, who is co director along with Christine Smith has written this Panto. Barry will also be appearing as Nanny and Christine will be the slave in the mirror.

Snow White is a traditional panto for all the family to enjoy and participate in, with foot tapping tunes and lots

Win some tickets to see Snow White with RTN

of comedy, including its fair share of slapstick. For those of you not lucky enough to have won the competition, Tickets can be obtained from various outlets including Quesada fish and chips, The Christmas Shop in San Luis, Kennedys supermarket in Los Montesinos or simply e mail Barry on bazbov@yahoo.co.uk or Chris on

shimserv@gmail.com They will also be available on the door half an hour before each performance. The prices for tickets are just 7€ adult or 5€ child with a donation always made to local charities. Go on, take a bite of the apple and go to see what is the most fairest of all pantomimes. Snow White: the panto that ‘dwarfs’ all others.

Life horoscopes

Cold comfort this week, but things could have been far worse, and you will take comfort in knowing that you have played your part all down the line, as you said that you would. The squaring of a resolute and determined Mars on a transient Jupiter brings in a new set of genuine instructions that you would be well advised to follow up.

Jupiter has actions with Mercury, Mars and the Sun this week, and as a result you could be prevented from doing what your instinct tells you do. It is clear that you are currently working with good intention, but it would also appear that someone has taken hold of the wrong end of the stick, and is intent on making things difficult for you.

You have been strongly tested lately, and seem to have passed with flying colours. However someone has begun to influence your opinions and immediate decisions, albeit for the right reasons this time. Above all keep your balance and look for the guidance you need, as opposed to doing things just to make someone else happy.

Mercury’s midweek tangle with Saturn turns things around and could be the start of a new project. You need to get your act together and to believe in yourself and your abilities above all. Yes you need to get your teeth into something, but do not bite off more than you can chew.

Show others just what you are capable of to kick off!

Major aspects of planetary actions are somewhat confusing to you in the clear light of day. Your instincts are aroused and your psychic senses seem to be getting you ready for something….but what exactly? It is for you to decide where next to tread, but above all put yourself first for a change, and all will fall suitably into place.

Jupiter in opposition is egging you on for all the right reasons. You may feel that you have been let down, but there is now a clear way forward, and for sure, the door to opportunity is ajar and awaiting your entry into positive and inspiring territory. Ignore anything that holds you back from your need to take a gamble this time around, it will work.

Mercury sextiles with Saturn which serves to reveal anything that has been wrongly said about you; since this week is all about putting the record straight once and for all. You are not responsible for the idle gossip and poor judgments made against you, but they do help to fan the flames, and anger can help you to get your act together.

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Your currently unshakeable reserve is at last working for you. There are some life changing events ahead and these will benefit by your consolidation of compliance with your dignity intact, above all. Mercury’s dalliance with Venus midweek sets the seal on a deal or bargain, so, above all do not forget that you have started and so will finish too.

The Sun squares on Mars and this may serve to shed a light on something which presently puzzles you somewhat.

Though you may have some good ideas coming through this is a good time to wait and see before you commit to something you may very well live to forget. Wait and see and take away any immediate pressures too!

Venus squares on Ceres, which brings on the need to work with the inner you at this time. Hopes and desires are nothing without a commitment, and body and soul have to be working together right now to achieve new heights and to boost a strong inner energy. You have been dormant for such a while, but now is the time to bounce back all ways!

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Take time to make up your mind, especially as there seem to be two alternatives on your mind right now. There is nothing to be gained by going against your principles, however tempting an offer sounds; but really only one solution takes you onwards and rewards you as you so deserve and all that that implies.

Venus connects with you to pass on a message of heartfelt thanks for your recent actions which have been straight from the soul. The midweek Mercury connection helps to show others just what a wonderful person you are, and just what you are capable of in terms of your loving kindness and your highly specific psychic powers.

Kenny’s article and postbag is now being printed monthly

If it’s your birthday this week

Second best isn’t an option, though it has been a feature of your past. Walk into a time when there is no more compromise and your inner strength assists you in every way that it can!

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 51.

Quick or Cryptic Crossword

ACROSS 1. Magnificent (8) 5. Joins (4) 9. Support (4) 10. A murderer (8) 11. Comical (5) 12. A drop (7) 13. Unpleasant (13) 18. Germanic (8) 19. Ill (4) 20. Loss of memory (7) 21. Lid (5) 22. Inform (4) 23. Harsh (8) DOWN 2. Confuse (7) 3. Cost (7) 4. Trivial (13) 6. Agitate (7) 7. Genuine (7) 8. Large monkey (6) 13. Pariah (7) 14. Diary (7) 15. Select (6) 16. Decamp (7) 17. Reading desk (7)

ACROSS 1. Dogs cause a quarrel in the crowd (8) 5. A certain amount of tobacco for a pound (4) 9. This bird is a loud hooter (4) 10. Celebration that produces festive song round the States (8) 11. The sailing tackle I had is not pliable (5) 12. It’s obvious I’ve been set back by depression (7) 13. Certainly not hard at the core (6-7) 18. In which musical compositions are recorded? (4-4) 19. What is usually accepted in mensuration or mathematics (4) 20. Where one may find rhymes upside down! (7) 21. Road transport - or train! (5) 22. It may come from having a shave (4) 23. Had no hesitation in saying tea-dress needs restyling (8) DOWN 2. Notice a strange poisonous plant (7) 3. Corresponded with everybody in restricted surroundings (7) 4. They cast some light in the target area (5-8) 6. Not yet out of pocket! (7) 7. Not kept neat (7) 8. Celebrated bare back rider (6) 13. Preparing the leather - and using it! (7) 14. Indigenous types in vast disturbance round the East (7) 15. You’ll find me returning to the ship to do this (6) 16. Sounds as if a soldier without any promotion will cause acrimony (7) 17. This will painfully affect the listener (7)

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Life health

The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist Jonathan Gilchrist

Stick to your New Year’s resolutions with Fast Track Hypnosis “YOU ARE feeling sleepy, very sleepy…” is the catch-line most people associate with the stage hypnotist, the watch swinging showman with eyes that could pierce a stone. This is probably the most common perception that people have of hypnosis and it is certainly a mythical one that I spend a lot of time trying to dispel.

For example, a lot of people assume that they can be made to do something against their will. If that were the case you would find me, not in my office, but down at the bank manager, swinging a little watch at him and telling him to forget about my overdraft, and we would all be hypnotists!

Hypnosis is merely a state of relaxation and while the person is in this state their subconscious mind can then accept positive suggestions. These then help to alter past behavioural problems, such as phobias, stress and confidence, as well as the simple ones like stopping smoking, weight control, Gastroband…

A lot of people start off with the best of intentions, wanting to change something in their life, but usually they fail miserably after a few weeks with the expression: “I just didn’t have the willpower to do it.” This is where Fast Track Hypnosis can help a person stick to their resolution by reinforcing their own will and determination to stop smoking or lose weight. At all my centres this is done in only one Fast Track 30 Minute Hypnosis and Laser Therapy session. With

the stop smoking session suggestions are also included that clients will not symptom substitute by overeating, etc.

CD’s are also given to each client to reinforce all that is done on the session which I believe is of great benefit in times of stress.

All smokers perceive different benefits from smoking: relaxation, concentration, relief from boredom… If you only knew the substances that were in cigarettes it would certainly open your eyes as to the harm you could be doing to your health.

In the Fast Track Weight Control session, suggestions such as high calorie foods are no longer appealing are given.

Other suggestions are that they will eat healthy balanced meals, and also if they want something to eat between meals that they will take a piece of fresh fruit or vegetable to satisfy any hunger. Again a CD is provided to help reinforce the session and to avoid comfort eating.

Phobias normally take about 4 sessions to overcome using Fast Track Hypnosis (Conventional Hypnotherapy may take a lot longer).

If you are feeling stressed over the New Year period are in need of chilling out, visit www.jonathangilchristinspain.com where you can download a complete relaxation session free of charge!

Happy New Year!

Jonathan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Quesada and Benidorm. He holds sessions in Spanish as well as in English. For an appointment, brochure, or free-of-charge initial consultation, contact Jonathan Gilchrist on 691 784 954. Email; jonathangilchristbh@gmail.com www.jonathangilchristinspain.com

Spain stubs out the e-cigarette

FROM THE beginning of January 2014, Spain is placing a ban on the use of E-cigarettes in public administration buildings as well as health and education centres and public transport.

The decision to ban the increasingly popular e-cigarettes has come after lengthy debate on the effects of ‘passive e-smoking’, according to Health Minster Ana Mato.

A New You for the New Year WHO Dr Hans Christian Madsen D.C , a chiropractor for 32 years.

(Over 22 years experience with lasers) A Member of the Danish, Spanish and European Chiropractic Association.

WHAT Treatments for those who suffer from painful or stiff joints, ARTHRITIS, SPINAL INJURIES, (Sciatica, disc -related) SPORTS INJURIES, damaged tendons, muscles and other painful conditions, including neck-related TINNITUS and back-related PAINFUL FEET. WHERE Calle Federico Garcia Lorca, No. 90 L8 03178, Benijofar (opposite the Citroen Garage) WHEN Monday - Thursday: 10.00 - 13.30 & 15.00 - 18.00 Friday: 10.00 - 13.30 TEL: 966 185 242 693 371 616/617 info@chiropractor-benijofar.es

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Life recipe

Creamy chicken casserole WINTER MAY not be as cold as in Britain, but there’s still nothing better than a hearty casserole to warm the long winter nights.

SERVE WITH a jacket potato, plain boiled rice or simply with chunks of fresh bread to mop up the juices.

• 4 chicken legs or 8 chicken thighs, boned and cut into bite sized pieces • 2 medium red peppers, cut into chunks • 2 medium courgettes, cut in half lengthways and sliced • 1 large onion,

roughly chopped • 2 cloves of garlic, peeled and chopped • 300ml chicken stock • 4 tsps Dijon mustard • 4 tbls thick cream or crème fraîche • 1 tsp fresh thyme, stalks removed (or ½ tsp dried thyme) • Olive oil for frying • Salt and pepper • 1 tsp cornflour mixed with a little water 1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees.

2. Fry the chicken pieces in a little oil over medium heat until lightly browned (about 5 minutes).

Remove and place in a medium sized ovenproof casserole.

3. Fry the peppers and onion in the same oil until they take on a little colour, then add the courgettes and fry for a further 4-5 minutes. Add to the casserole.

4. Add the chicken stock to the pan and heat while scraping of any burnt bits (these will add to the flavour).

5. Pour the stock over the chicken and vegetables, add the thyme and season with a little salt and freshly ground black pepper.

6. Cover the casserole and place it in the oven. Cook for 40 minutes.

7. Remove the casserole from the oven and stir in the mustard, cream and cornflour. Return to the oven for 5 minutes. Serve immediately.

Tips Dijon mustard is best for this recipe because of its mild and creamy texture.

You can use grain mustard if you prefer, but it may add a slight hint of vinegar.

Ready-made English mustard is fine but you may need to use a little less.

Serves 4 Preparation time: 20 minutes Cooking time: 45 minutes.

If you have a recipe you would like to share with RTN Readers, email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

Lions come in out of the rain on Christmas DESPITE THE appalling weather conditions on Christmas Day, the Lions of Torrevieja Costa Lions Club turned out in good numbers to La Zenia Beach to celebrate Christmas in the company of JB Brass.

All morning on Christmas Day phone calls, emails and text messages were flying around between band members, Lion members and others in an attempt to get permission for the band to play indoors in Bar Restaurante Miradar, which overlooks La Zenia beach. After much cajoling by both The Lion President Janette Bennett and JB Secretary Stuart Burnley, the Miradar management finally agreed to let the Band play their traditional Christmas repertoire in the Restaurant, much to the delight of the small but cheery crowd of revellers who had like the Lions and JB Brass braved the terrible conditions.

The minute the band struck up the whole atmosphere lifted and smiles returned as people joined in the carols and other Christmas tunes like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. The band played for around 45 minutes resulting in a standing ovation from the audience.

This was the first Christmas in eleven years that the band have been unable to play on the beach and it was thanks to the tenacity of Stuart and Janette that they were able to move indoors. The Lions had been hoping to raise funds in aid of their Lions Hope for the Philippines Appeal and despite the conditions and low turn those that did attend very generously donated 174.50 euros to the appeal.

The Lions and JB Brass wish all their friends and supporters a peaceful, prosperous New Year.

Life food & drink

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see our 2x1 voucher on p5 Arrocería El Sarmiento, Orihuela Costa Typical Spanish Food

THIS UNIQUE Typical Spanish Arrocería, located in a very privileged place along the N322.You can enjoy see view from the bar terrace and there is also a peaceful garden where you can see the elaboration of paellas and grilled meats in its large barbecue area. We are specialist in Rice cooked on The Wood of The Wine.Giving a very special taste in our different types of paella served directly in the pan with a thin layer of thickness. All that in a modern decorated place where we cater for groups and all types of celebrations. In this beautiful surroundings we have every Thursday Flamenco show at 8pm;Friday and Saturday Live music where you can dance or just listen to music. A unique place to spend a emorable experience of Spanish Life.

Book now on 617 263 922 Or visit our web-page: www.arroceriaelsarmiento.com Ctra.N-322 Torrevieja- Cartagena km.5,7 03189 Orihuela CostaAlicante Tel 617 263 922

Pepas Bar Diner, Quesada

Pizza y Tarta, Almoradi & Formentera Del Segura

LOCATED ABOVE the Gama Supermarket,next to sunset bar,family run business. We offer the traditional English homemade fayre from our kitchen daily. With our special Mexican evening on a Tuesday & Pie & Steak Night on a Thursday (from 6pm).

For early Riser 10am-11am “fry-up@2.50!!Breakfast served every day,ALL DAY!!!Plus daily homemade specials.

LOCATED BETWEEN 2 supermarkets DIA and Masymas (ex Intermarché) just off round about Formentera Del Segura direction Los Palacios.

This excellent take-away owned by a French Chef since 2003 combined the taste of French and Italian cuisine.You can find delicious homemade cakes,fine pastry Italian pizza to suite all taste,salads and lasagne.

All served in a warm and friendly atmosphere.

We cater for groups and special occasions too like birthday parties!

We open Monday to Thursday 6pm to 11pm,then Friday to Saturday 10Am-3pm and 6pm-11pm.

Best Newcomer Culinary Awards winner July 2013

We also have “Happy Horlicks Hour” from 6-10pm, having all our happy hour drinks & Sunset G&T/V&T Special, including Liqueur Coffees @3.50€ for those looking for a night cap at the end of the night. With Nibbles!!Alongside Not to miss our Sunday lunch from 4.95€ We offer free wifi. Find us on www.facebook.com/BarPepas Or call us on 672 517 408. A place to enjoy delicious food in a very friendly atmosphere at a price you can´t resist!!!

Avda Antonio Quesada no1 bajo 4 Quesada 03170 Rojales.

Pizza & Cakes

Try this place you will not be disappointed or call us to make an order. We have 2 places.

966 712 426 Formentera Del Segura 966 783 751 Almoradi (opposite to Mercadona)

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Life tech

with Aunty Virus

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

Router changes ASSISTANCE AGAIN please Aunty! I changed my ISP that provided a TP-Link router in place of my defunct Linksys Wireless G. To gain WiFi with my old Sony pc (XP system) I used a Linksys USB adapter but now although it shows the TP router as available it will not connect to it saying it is ‘out of range’ and to refresh the connection. Can you provide any solution to this problem? Many thanks, Jim. Aunty says: The ‘out of range’ is not a ‘distance’ error message, just some settings in conflict between the two. This sounds as if this is to do with the settings between the Link Sys USB and the TP Link router.

One thing to do is to not use the Linksys Wireless Monitor, but the Windows Wireless system. So if you have the Linksys Wireless Monitor installed, try to disable it then connect again.

If your Linksys Wireless Monitor has saved profiles, delete them. Or uninstall and reinstall the Linksys device.

Response: Many thanks, I removed them, then reinstalled Linksys adapter using CD and it worked a treat.

Access problems HI AUNTY: We have been trying to access Gadget-Hound.co.uk without success. Our Avast antivirus program will not allow us to proceed unless we report the file as a false positive.

Is this safe? Regards, Denis.

Aunty says: I have used Gadget Hound with no problems in the past, so would suggest that you report is as a false positive. Just make sure that when you go into your account on there, you can see the secure site ‘padlock’ icon on your browser, meaning you are on their secured page.

Response: Thanks for the info and will do as you advise.

Multi page scanning GOOD DAY Aunty: I am using Windows XP and a Lexmark X1250 printer. How do I scan a multi page document and save it to My Documents? Barrie.

Aunty says: If you want to output them all in the same page then: 1. Put the first page of your document face down on the scanner glass in the upper left corner. For help, see ‘Loading an original document face down’ on the scanner glass.

2. Double-click the Lexmark Productivity Suite icon.

3. Click ‘Scan’. The Scanning & Copying page appears on your computer screen.

4. From the Send scanned image to: drop-down box, select your scan destination.

5. In the Scan section, click ‘See More Scan Settings’.

6. Click ‘Display Advanced Scan Settings’. The Advanced Scan Settings dialog box appears.

7. Select Scan multiple items before output.

8. Click ‘OK’.

9. Click ‘Scan Now’.

10. When you are prompted to do so, place the next page on the scanner glass.

3-9 Jan 2014

Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Casio G-Shock Men’s Digital Watch THIS WEEK the Inspector takes a look at the Casio G-Shock Men’s Digital Watch.

It goes without saying that a watch needs to be able to tell the time, but in these days of multi-function this and flexible that it´s not enough. A watch needs to do a lot more, and the Casio G-Shock certainly delivers.

Firstly it´s tough and will handle anything you care to throw at it. It´s shock-resistant construction means it is protected against impact and vibration. The tough mineral glass is scratch-resistant and with a resin case and band it is extremely durable. The watch is also water resistant to 20 bar / 200 metres (ISO 22810).

The Casio also features an elapsed/split-time and final time Stopwatch functions with 1/100 second accuracy and up to 24 hours of timing. And for those who need a reminder at a set time every day there is a countdown Timer which will automatically sound an alarm and then reset.

The watch also has 5 conventional multi alarms. One alarm is a snooze alarm with a total of four repeat alarms: The second is a daily alarm that sounds at the same time each day, The third is a date alarm set for a particular date such as a birthday. The fourth is a monthly alarm that sounds on the same day at the same time each month, and lastly an alarm for every day of a particular month.

And for those who travel regularly the Casio can display the current time in major cities and specific areas around

the world and has an automatic calendar function that always displays the correct date.

But it doesn´t stop there.

Handy additional features such as the auto-illuminator which turns on an electro-luminescent panel causing the entire face to glow when the watch is tilted towards your face. There is also an e-data memory database for forty website and email addresses - so you can access important addresses, even on the move. The data can also be protected by a PIN code.

You won´t be changing the battery too often either with newly developed electronics ensuring significantly lower energy consumption and ten years use from a single battery.

The Inspectors Verdict: You don´t need to be an intrepid explorer or dangerous sports addict to appreciate the Casio G-Shock watch – its toughness, durability and a multitude of features are just as suited to everyday life.

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/casio-watch to purchase the Casio G-Shock Men’s Digital Watch (G-2900F-1VER) for 62€. Price quoted includes free delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Crossword Solutions for 740-741 CRYPTIC SOLUTIONS: Across: 1 Bisect; 4 Soused; 9 Needle-matches; 10 Arrange; 11 Odour; 12 Snack; 14 Craft; 18 Dowel; 19 Camelot; 21 Stepping-stone; 22 Nelson; 23 Wrests.

Down: 1 Bantam; 2 Steering-wheel; 3 Colon; 5 Outdoor; 6 School-fellows; 7 Desert; 8 Umber; 13 Calypso; 15 Odds on; 16 Scant; 17 Otters; 20 Miser.

QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Basing; 4 Proper; 9 Embarrassment; 10 Correct; 11 Exile; 12 Hitch; 14 Stain; 18 Brain; 19 Extract; 21 Unimaginative; 22 Donate; 23 Planed.

Down: 1 Breach; 2 Subordination; 3 Nurse; 5 Respect; 6 Precipitation; 7 Rotten; 8 Nasty; 13 Contact; 15 Absurd; 16 Remit; 17 Attend; 20 Trail.

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Focus on Golf Powered by Campbell Lamont Golf, partnered by BayRadio

WHEN CAMPBELL met Spain’s favourite golfer, José Maria Olazábal, the conversation turned to his golf shop, the Miracle in Medinah, the short game, getting fitter, and how Tour players are looking for more control off the tee

Head 2 Head Tony: A year or two from now anchoring your putter will be banned. So how will that affect the guys who use the extended version?

Campbell: I think they will all just switch over to the conventional model. Most of them will have been using both anyway and so the changeover shouldn’t be too difficult.

Tony: I still think it is a complete nonsense and is indicative of a room full of men looking for something to do.

Campbell: Not at all, it is simply clarifying the rules about how the game should be played.

Tony: No, no, no - it is telling someone how to use a piece of equipment. These are the same people who would have said to Dick Fosbury “Sorry you can’t jump backwards over the high jump” or to Muhammad Ali “You have to stop doing that shuffle thing!” They are saying that the putter is legal but we will tell you how to use it! It is a bag or worms. If Adam Scott anchors the putter until the moment of impact is that acceptable?

Campbell: That won’t happen.

Tony: You also said Tiger would be world number one by December 2012.

Campbell: He got there just a bit later.

Tony: You still owe me 5 Euros.

Follow the banter on Focus on Golf on BayRadio, Saturday mornings (11am – noon)

OVER THE last few years I have been fortunate enough to have a few stolen moments with golfing legend Jose Maria Olazabal.

It’s always happened in December, when Ollie and the evergreen Miguel Ángel Jiménez visit La Sella to coach the country’s leading juniors.

But this year was extra special as I had Ollie all to myself for half an hour during which time we enjoyed a glass of wine from the first bottle produced at La Sella Golf Resort’s owner Pepe Bano’s vineyard in Jesus Pobre.

It was fascinating to chat to Ollie on a variety of golfing topics. And the first thing he asked me was how my new shop was doing. He said that he had heard great reports and wished me success – praise indeed!

Then I asked him what he considered to be the turning points during The Miracle in Medinah - the 2012 Ryder Cup meeting in which GB and Europe defied the odds to win the trophy on the final day.

Jose said one of the key events came on the Saturday when Ian Poulter snatched victory with five consecutive birdies to give Europe the slimmest of chances going into the final day’s singles matches.

And the second turning point was when Sergio Garcia staged a massive come back to beat Jim Furyk in one of the early Sunday matches.

I love to hear Jose talking about the area of the game where, no matter what our status or handicap, there is always room for improvement – and that’s chipping. He says he learned from Seve to get closer to the ball, come down the grip and rock the shoulders through the ball to target line.

Jose is now a devotee of exercise and he talked about the improvements working out had made to the modern player.

When he first turned professional, players were told to stay away from the gym and work only on flexibility. But now he, Jiménez and Alvaro Quiros use the same physical coach for their workouts.

La Sella’s Director of Golf Carlos Garcia mentioned to Ollie that he

had noticed the change in his physique.

That brought a smile to his face and when I said that I hoped I wouldn’t be seeing him on the tee wearing black Speedo’s he was laughing so much he had tears in his eyes.

A few days later he was off to China to captain Europe against Asia in the Royal Trophy match at Dragon Lake Golf Club – which resulted in a European win following a similar ‘Medinah-style’ turnaround on the final day.

He said all the selected players approached him and put themselves up for the challenge and he was looking forward to seeing how the likes of Scotland’s Marc Warren and Stephen Gallagher, Austria’s Bernd Weiesberger, and Denmark’s Thorbjorn Olsen performed in what would be their first run out in such an event.

What struck me most was Ollie’s hunger for the game. He wants to win again – and he thinks he can.

He is going through a small swing change at the moment, getting a little more on his right side at the top of his backswing.

He feels from there he will ‘get to impact’ in an improved position and hit a few degrees on the upstroke with his driver. Previously he was hitting slightly down on his drives through impact which was causing a slight loss in distance.

He would love another 15 yards on his drives (as we all would!) and he feels this would make the difference to him being able to compete with the longer hitters.

On another technical note Ollie talked about how many of the Tour players are choosing drivers with a smaller head to achieve more control.

I asked him if he will be involved with the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles in September this year. He said he would love to be part of the support team but that would be a decision for the current captain Paul McGinley.

1 for ‘14

PGA ROOKIE of the Year for 2013 Jordan Spieth is my ‘one to watch’ this year.

He started 2013 without a Tour card and in July became youngest golfer to win a PGA Tour event in 82 years.

In total, he recorded nine Top 10 finishes in just 23 starts. It was a phenomenal year for the 20 year old Texan and this time, with the experience gained from playing in two majors and the Presidents Cup, there is good reason to believe that he will continue his progress this year.

Surely it’s only a matter of time before he adds to his one PGA Tour title.

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Life road test

Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Skoda Rapid - a sensible family car WHEN MY wife visited Canada many moons ago - and before we met - she went white water rafting: she’s a brave lass! She reminded me of this scary event in her life as she sat in the Skoda Rapid that I’m testing this week.

Its name triggered the memory. An unusual name for a sensible family car, I thought as there is no way that it can relate to frightening yet invigorating water rapids. But it is quite nippy - it will hit 60mph from standstill in under 12 seconds and on to a 114mph top speed - so perhaps it relates to speed.

The Saunders family is delighted with this vehicle. Let me tell you why: diesel prices are expensive and even taking the efficiency of these engines into consideration such prices are absolutely ridiculous and unfair. So - generally cheaper petrol looks increasingly more attractive. The trouble is that so many petrol cars remain uneconomical.

Skoda has solved this problem though, by introducing a splendid tiddly 1.2-litre, 86bhp engine that returns an average of over 50mpg. I am staggered. I am even more dumfounded by the fact that it has been fitted to the Rapid, which until I read the press pack, I was sure must be a 1.6.

This is an extremely good-sized family hatchback that fits between the smaller Fabia and the larger Octavia; easily seating five adults in comfort and a whole lot of clobber in the cavernous boot. Even with my family inside, the engine delivers a more than reasonable driving experience. I will be amazed if Skoda doesn’t sell hundreds of thousands of these, especially when considering the OTR price of under £15,000.

The interior might be a little bland but there are front

electric windows - the children are less likely to open the manually operated ones in the rear, so I’m all for that. There’s air conditioning, heated front seats and electrically heated and adjustable wing mirrors as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz. It also comes with a five-star safety rating.

This is a great value for money proposition introduced at just the right time for the poor motorist suffering from hugely inflated fuel prices. In fact, according to the RAC Foundation transport poverty has now hit 800,000 homes across the UK. These car-owning households are spending over a quarter of their disposable income on buying and running a vehicle. They spend £44 a week on car-related expenses. If they were to buy this Skoda their expenses should be drastically reduced.

I wonder whether the Skoda

marketing team was thinking about ‘rapid’ sales when naming this vehicle. They might just have something there…

Skoda Rapid 1.2 SE TSi 86PS New price: 17,275€ 0-60: 11.8secs Top speed: 114mph Economy: 55.4mpg Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

3-9 JAN 2014

Life cars

Brian Deller Author of Motoring in Spain

The latest news affecting expats living in Spain THE VED disc is to be obsolete by October 2014.

THE DVLA and associated agencies are discarding the disc receipt usually displayed on windscreens that show the Vehicle Excise Duty has been paid.

Reliable electronic methods of paying and recording the issue are now in place and the use of a computer/Internet is common with just about everyone - or at least someone in the family knows how to work the machines (often one of the children). This, coupled with the fact that number-plate recognition cameras are in operation with many more due, both in the UK and most European EU countries including Spain, the need for a paper receipt is now considered unnecessary.

In addition, the savings of the existing system by changing to an electronic version represents £20 million for the UK motorist and £7 million for the DVLA. All payments now will be via the Internet: no more Post Offices and adverts by enterprising fraudsters offering copy discs made on a home computer.

The Trafico system used by specialist policing authorities at the roadsides - that is the PDA’s with access to the UK and Trafico record systems as reported many months ago here - still applies.

I stopped at a road block recently and asked to see how it works. They quickly checked our car’s plate (Spanish) and all was well (I would not have asked if it was not).

Apparently the system makes it easy to quickly check even as a vehicle drives by a road block further along the road; or in a mobile radar camera situation where the same applies. Fixed radar cameras all have automatic notification if the car is illegal as far as unpaid fines or taxes are concerned. The ‘Golden Days of Motoring’ are over for us drivers, but are here for the fine collectors.

There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com.

Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm

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3995€ 2005 MAZDA 6 TS2 2.0, 5 door hatch, blue met, with black trim, climate, alloys, cruise, BOSE hi-fi WAS 5,995€ NOW 3995€ 2005 FORD KA 70. silver with contrasting trim, a/c, radio c/d, electric windows, low km,s 3895€ 2003 SMART FOR-TWO PURE, SEMI AUTO- TIPTRONIC, Black with grey trim, c/d a/c,p/ex to clear 3495€ 2000 MODEL RENAULT MEGANE 1.4 RXE 5 dr emerald met with grey trim. Alloys, a/c, low kms p/ex to clear REDUCED >>>>>>>> 1295€

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2011 citroen nc3 1.4 Hdi 70 sx in silver metallic 10,500 € 30,500kms like new AC CD Radio New model C3 HKR 2011 CITROEN NC3 1.4i Tonic in arctic white 25,000kms 10,000 € AC CD Radio this car is like new HJX 2010 CITROEN BERLINGO III XTR+ 1.6Hdi 115 in aArctic white with 13,500 € climate, cruise, alloys, Modutop Moon roof

GYF 2010 CITROEN XSARA PICASSO 1.6 hdi sx+ 92 hp with 60,000kms 9,300 € one owner full history climate control etc

GYV 2010 CITROEN C1 Audace 1.0i AUTOMATIC CMP 5 door A/A 7,500 € CD Radio Silver metallic paintwork very economical GZB 2009 CITROEN C4 Picasso 1.6Hdi AUTOMATIC CMP Aircon cd radio 9,000 € Cruise control in Black paintwork 79,000kms GNM 2006 CITROEN C4 1.6 Hdi collection in silver blue 5,300 € 130,000kms very economical motor car, drives well DVZ 2005 CITROEN C4 2.0 Hdi EXCLUSIVE in blue metallic 4,900 € Climate control cd radio park sensors 132,000kms DGM 2005 CITROEN C4 COUPE 1.6Hdi In Gold Metallic paintwork 6,000 € Cd radio Climate control with 120,000Kms (P) DJL 2005 CITROEN XSARA PICASSO 1.6 Hdi SX+ with 113,000 kms 4,900 € Climate control cd radio new paintwork

5DFL 2005 CITROEN XSARA PICASSO 1.6Hdi SX+ with 5,500 € 130,000 kms CD radio Climate in Biege metallic 4DFL 2005 CITROEN XSARA PICASSO 2.0Hdi exclusive with 6,300 € 78,000kms excellent condition CD radio Climate DNR 2010 FORD C-MAX 1.6TDCI TITANIUM with panoramic roof 12,500 € climate control cruise control ONLY 12,800kms

GYC 2007 FORD MONDEO 2.0Tdci TITANIUM in panther black metallic 7,500 € beautiful condition with 80,000kms 1 owner

FWM 2006 FORD FOCUS SALOON 1.8Tdci Ghia in silver metallic, 5,500 € like new with only39,900 kms one owner from new FFJ 2004 PEUGEOT 407 2.0 Hdi 140 ST-SPORT in Beige metallic paint 5,000 € work Full history one owner like new

DCZ 2001 MERCEDES A CLASS 1.7 CDi geartronic AUTOMATIC 2,800 € in burgandy red, 2 owners from new 175,000kms FJF 2000 FORD KA 1.3i Collection with only 64,000kms in new 2,400 € condition with new tyres and ITV Holiday home car A-EH

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eller wishes to buy broken or

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YOUR BLINDS IN SPAIN Family run business supplying the best quality products at rock bottom prices. Rose Fabrics, Railux designer Roller blinds, Awnings & Canopies, Venetian Blinds, Pleated Blinds, PVC Blackout fabrics, Rainforest Fabrics, Mosquito Screens. Contact us now for a free no obligation quotation

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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helpline, South 625 912 078, North 648 169 045. www.aa-costablanca.org.

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home.

Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

TAPPY TOES DANCE CLASS FOR BABIES from 18 months, at 4kwatro in Albir, 11am, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information.

LADIES DANCEFIT WITH L.A DANCE at 4kwatro in Albir, Mondays at 7.30pm, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information

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LA BAMBA’S - BALLROOM / LATIN / SEQUENCE DANCING Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm 10.30pm [SEQUENCE CLASS 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - SOCIAL DANCE 7.30pm - 10.30pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class [Starting 8th January 2014] 2pm -3pm Intermediate Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Plus Class 4pm - 5pm For more information contact Andrea and Brian 616 478 157 FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at Villamar Campsite in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols! Call Louise on 655-781-068 for more information!

MR FIXIT For all your electrical, Plumbing, General & Appliance & Boiler repairs. No call out charge. 698 320 434 REPAIRS Washing machines, Dishwashers & Dryers. Also Boilers and any electrical problems. 24hours. Cheap prices Tel 626 805 709

MICHAELS AT MICHAEL´S Several very high quality coffee tables, large & small. See more than 600 photos: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S Fantastic black recliner / massage chair with built in soothing music. Must try! Photos on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S we specialize on very high quality pre-owned furniture for half price or less. www. michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 MICHAEL’S 30 YEARS IN JAVEA - ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal.

Photos: www.michaels-javea.com LIGHTWEIGHT WHEELCHAIR Folding, immaculate.150 euro.

Mobility scooter.40km range.

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DO YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AT HOME? I can help you at home with light duties, cleaning, cooking, housework, shopping etc as a carer. References available. Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi area. Call Trisha for more information on 622 514 980 or 965 843 781

Eden Hair & Beauty on Condado De Alhama Resort, looking for Part-time winter / Full-time summer, Experienced Colour / Hair Stylist. Able to speak Spanish & English.

Please contact Leeanne on 620072536 or email:

leeanne@condadohairandbeauty.com BENIDORM AREA RENTAL AGENCY seeking administrator to work in the busy holiday and rental department with an immediate start. English and Spanish both written and spoken, computer literacy and good interpersonal skills essential.

Please send CV to 9662work@gmail.com SELF EMPLOYED HAIRDRESSER and Nailtechnician required at Shapes Albir phone Jayne for details on 638851804.

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GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment. Peter (7 days) 664 890 990. Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

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THREE WHEEL RIO LITE Good condition fits in the boot of a Seat Ibiza. 450 Euros ONO. Telephone 966789971

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WANTED BASS PLAYER We are a new band looking for a bass player to join us. We play 60’s, 70’s and 80’s music. We are based between Elche and Torrevieja. Tel:634 760 776 I BUY RECORDS LP’S SINGLES AND CD’s ANY STYLE,