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JULY 2 -8 2010

‘Land grab’ desperados

Lights!.. Camera!..Action!

The 22nd Festival de Cine de L´Alfaz del Pi, starts today, Friday 2nd July and continues until the 11th, sponsored by the Alfaz Town Hall • p6

Summertime weekend night market Marina Alta traders have launched a summertime weekend night market as an added attraction for visitors and boost business. • p7

by Jack Troughton

Changes to Spanish VAT rates White & Baos remind readers that as from July 1st 2010, the new VAT (IVA) rates will apply, find out the three different bands inside. • p31

Aunty Virus

Aunty Virus answers your weekly technical questions, this week connecting to WiFi • p56

Blatter’s TV own goal Andy Kay’s weekly column this week talks about putting the blame on Fifa President Sepp Blatter for consistently arguing against video technology being used in football • p70

Dee Caffari MBE at Calpe

Yachtswomen sails by RECORD BREAKING round the world yachtswoman Dee Caffari MBE blew along the Costa Blanca waters this week in the final stages of the round Spain race. Read her full story on page 5.

CASH STRAPPED developers wielding Valencia’s notorious ‘land grab’ laws are desperately making cash demands of land owners to ‘stay alive’, it was claimed this week. It was said in an attempt to finance loans raised for construction projects in a stalled construction market, they were attempting to bully residents into handing over a fortune in ‘urbanisation costs’. In a sinister twist to the land grab saga, veteran campaigner Charles Svoboda believes development companies needed money to satisfy backers. And he advises victims to exercise all their legal rights in delaying payment to the companies involved. He said: “Push the developer to the wall – he is the weakest link in the chain. In most cases, when you fight back, their nerves become a little frayed.” Charles, a founder member of the AUN, the group fighting to protect property owners’ human rights and the environment, was speaking to residents in La Fustera, Benissa, caught up in an urbanisation plan. Homeowners have recently re-

ceived letters from Breviator SL, a company looking to develop Urbanisation Carrions, some 300 houses in the hills behind Fustera Beach. Last week they received demands from Breviator demanding €44.55 per square metre of land – however, if paying in kind, land was valued at a mere €24 per square metre. And Benissa Town Hall actually bases its rateable value on the same land at €120 per square metre. According to neighbourhood group Vecinos de Benissa, there are around 1,500 empty houses in Benissa, while urbanisations Pedramala 1 and 2 were not completed, and another 120 homes were due to be built at Raco de Galena. Warning people not to panic, Charles alleged: “One of the reasons this is being rushed forward now, when there is absolutely no demand (for houses) whatsoever, is they want to get ahead and get their money and run before the process is pushed through.” Carrions was first approved in 2004 and Breviator came forward in 2008 “when there was a prospect of making some money”, putting forward a bond worth more than €530,000. continued on page 3

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Aliens clamped by Jack Troughton DRIVERS WITH foreign registered vehicles living in Spain face a police clampdown over their failure to meet traffic laws. Numbers of complaints about the alien vehicles are rising – whether they originate Police from EU countries or carry number plates are set to clampdown from further afield. on traffic Yesterday (Thursday) police in Benitachell laws launched a campaign to advise drivers and owners who are residents of the necessary “The owners of these unregistered vehicles procedures to reregister vehicles and if nec- do not pay their vehicle’s taxes and are untraceable in the event of an accident or if essary report them for the offence. And officers will also insure non-resident the vehicle is involved in a crime or offence. drivers have the correct paperwork to be be- Furthermore, police officers have no way of hind the wheel in Spain. A town hall spokes- knowing whether the vehicles are insured man said it was a problem across the region. or roadworthy.”

Three dead in smash

THREE PEOPLE died in a multiple car crash on the A-31 road between Madrid and Alicante on Wednesday. The accident was just outside Villena and involved five cars. A 55-year-old man and two women aged 64 and 93 were killed. Two people needed hospital treatment – one was taken to Villena Hospital and the second evacuated by helicopter to Alicante.

continued from front page CHARLES TOLD the meeting: “My suspicion is they are being pressed by the people who lent them money to pay them back or prove that something is happening – that is why they want your money.” But he said the developer was cherrypicking the best of the old LRAU and the replacement LUV laws in asking for “an outrageous amount of money”. Charles added: “If this company goes bankrupt, I do not think it is very likely that anyone will try and develop your land for a very long time; there is simply no demand.” He said solidarity amongst residents was essential. “Solidarity, it is like the Three Musketeers – all for one and one for all. You do not want to pay anything to these people until you have to.” And he said residents could face the prospect of a divide and rule strategy but advised they fight against the demands with one voice.

“They make the rules, they provide the referees, and then tilt the pitch in the way they want.”

Fustera Playa

Massive cocaine seizure The hidden drugs

FIFTEEN PEOPLE have been arrested in connection with cocaine smuggling. More than a ton of cocaine has been seized by police from Barcelona and Algeciras, which originated in Panama, Colombia and Argentina. The drugs were hidden in shipments of flowers, scrap metal and a large safe, destined for a port in Marseilles. The Cargo Director in Barcelona port was amongst those arrested. Police also searched several properties and confiscated 12 expensive vehicles, documentation, computers and €50,000 in cash.

Reading between the lines

BOOKWORMS FACE losing out in a row over the opening of a free beach library this summer. Calpe Town Hall is to appeal a prohibition order issued by the Environmental Ministry over the lending facility. Mayor Ximo Tur said he failed to understand how the council was being barred from offering free “reading and culture”.

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Crazy golf

Final warning over care benefits

by Jack Troughton THE BUZZWORD at golf clubs along the Costa Blanca is joining the exclusive RTN Golf Club and playing some of the coast’s top courses at an affordable price. Membership is free and wins golfers an unbeatable ‘two for one’ deal at participating clubs. No club member should pay more than €50 each per round, including a buggy. And as well as receiving an attractive credit card sized membership card, members will also get a monthly newsletter detailing exclusive offers and great discounts on equipment and clothing. Next Friday’s RTN will carry full details of how to join – whether it is online via www.roundtownnews.co.uk or by filling in a simple application form at participating clubs. INVITE At present the courses that have agreed to accept the card are: Alicante Golf; El Plantio: Font del Llop, and Javea. This week another 30 have been invited

to join the scheme. Golf professional Noel Eastwell, RTN’s golf guru, believes courses have nothing to lose and everything to gain by welcoming RTN Golf Club members. He said club members would be taking up the slack at courses while spending money in pro shops, restaurants, bars and cafes. Noel believes the RTN Golf Club is the ideal way for residents to play at an unbeatable price – because normally a round costs an average of €80 a head with discounts being offered to golf societies and large numbers of players. “Somehow there is always an excuse not to give discounts for individuals living here for longer periods of time or permanently, who want to play regularly,” he said. “I walked into the clubhouse at El Plantio this week and everyone was asking when they could get their RTN Golf Club membership card.

Burglars using Facebook POLICE IN Spain have warned Facebook users against announcing when they are away on holiday. The warning comes as part of a list of recommendations about action to take to prevent homes from being burgled while owners

REQUEST “We have been bombarded with requests to join the club – it seems there are hundreds of people who want to join.” Noel said he believed more and more golf clubs would want to join the scheme – and golfers would enjoy the opportunity to play all over the coast. “Talking with the golfing public has shown the launch of the RTN Golf Club is greatly anticipated and the clubs themselves see it as a tremendous opportunity to enhance their businesses,” he added. A massive response to the discount card shows the idea is right on the pin – making RTN Golf Club the fair way to play. Read next Friday’s RTN for full details of how to apply.

are away. Police say they think thieves are using the internet and social networking sites in order to establish when homes are empty. The authorities also advise that all windows and doors should be closed, spare keys should not be hidden outside and valuable items such as chequebooks and car keys should be out of sight.

by Jack Troughton THE BRITISH Government faces the prospect of embarrassing court action unless it agrees to pay care benefits to expats living in EU member states. The European Commission has sent a formal request to the United Kingdom demanding disability living allowance, attendance allowance and carer’s allowance is paid to Britons, many of them pensioners. Under EU law, the care benefits are regarded as ‘sickness cash benefits’, which expats are entitled to be paid. And the Government has two months to respond to the commission. In the absence of a satisfactory explanation, the UK could find itself in the dock of the EU’s Court of Justice. The court ruled in October 2007 the allowances were sickness cash benefits and therefore ‘exportable’ under Europe’s rules regarding the co-ordination of social security between member states. However, the UK authorities have continued to ignore calls to amend its rules and sparked controversy in Brussels and with a series of expat groups campaigning for justice. A spokesman for the European commission explained: “The right to live and work in any other European country is a fundamental right of the EU. As part of this the EU guarantees people the right to social security coverage if they move elsewhere in Europe.” He said disability allowance, attendance allowance and carer’s allowance were benefits designed to protect people in need of personal care and the people who looked after them – and under EU law UK citizens were entitled to receive them when resident in another member state. However, “in some cases and contrary to the principle of free movement”, the Government applied conditions contravening European law. Amongst other requirements, the Government could impose a ‘past presence test’, which required a claimant having spent 26 of the previous 52 weeks in the UK. The spokesman added: “this effectively contravenes the provisions of the EU system for co-ordinating social security benefits and infringes the rights of citizens living in another EU country.”

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Globe runner by Jack Troughton RECORD BREAKING round the world yachtswoman Dee Caffari MBE blew along the Costa Blanca waters this week in the final stages of the round Spain race. The top professional sailor is preparing for her fourth circumnavigation of the globe when she competes in December’s Barcelona World Race – when she partners Anna Corbella in the gruelling 46,300km competition. In their Open 60 class boat GAES Centros Auditivos, Anna will also make history when she completes the race, becoming the first Spanish woman to sail round the World non-stop. Dee, a former teacher, was the first woman to sail round the world single handed and non-stop ‘the wrong way’ against the prevailing winds and currents and was awarded her gong in recognition of the feat, completed in 2006. Last year, she completed the Vendee Globe Race – setting a new record to become the first woman to sail solo non-stop around the planet in both directions. The Spanish race – the sixth and final stage finished early on yesterday (Thursday) morning in Barcelona – was won by the newly launched French boat Safran. In third place was Estrella Damm – car-

Shelf life A SUCCESSFUL charity library – raising cash for the Friends of the Children of EMAUS – urgently needs shelving to display books. Based in Parcent at the home of David and Eileen Brock, several hundred books recently given to the New m oo showr pen, now opm in 9am-1a Port Jave

rying Benissa born sailor Pepe Ribes, who learnt his trade at Calpe Royal Yacht club. Dee and Anna finished sixth in a fleet of eight of the Open 60’s. And last Saturday the fleet was tied up in deep water moorings in Calpe harbour and hundreds of people took the opportunity to cast an eye over the 60 foot long nautical greyhounds. The boats are designed to be sailed ‘short-handed’ either solo or by two sailors – although the Spanish tour witnessed crews of five. Known as Formula One boats, racing the Open 60’s is an extreme test of endurance and mental toughness. The vessels are simply built for speed and stripped of everything but the bare essentials. Racing before the wind and exceeding speeds of 30 knots, the craft are the ‘big boys’ of ocean racing yet built to handle like a dinghy – skippers deliberately steering for storm conditions to get the best from the boats. And on the hard at Calpe, RTN was fortunate to chat with Dee, who said she estimated she was able to spend three months a year at her home in England. WORLD “I am very privileged because I get to sail around some of the most beautiful parts of

popular library cannot be put out on shelves. David told RTN: “We are appealing for donations of shelving so we can accommodate the new stock and expand the range of books available for people to borrow.” If anyone can help please call 966 405 453 or go to the library at 19A Partida Barranquet, Parcent.

The race fleet at Calpe

the World,” she said. “The Barcelona world Race will be my fourth circumnavigation; my second going the right way. As well as my single handed trips, I also went round the World with a crew.” Dee, who is sponsored by Aviva and based in Portsmouth, said life on board was Spartan. “I have a bean bag which is my bed, seat, and cushion.” And with the most basic of galleys, most sailors exist on freeze dried porridge and high energy snacks.

Short fuse HUMAN ERROR was blamed for a thundering explosion of fireworks hours before the official start of an Alicante display. The ‘Mascleta’ was to be part of the celebrations to mark San Juan and involved a mammoth 130kg of gunpowder – but a mistake

“Anna, my co-skipper, made it quite clear she did not like porridge. We are trying to find something we can both eat – so far muesli is winning. It is freeze dried and you stick the kettle on to prepare it,” said Dee. “Our crew in this race are big Tabasco fans – but at the end of the day food is fuel when you are racing and you just need the fuel to keep going.” She added: “When I am racing I really crave two things – fresh fruit and Diet Coke.”

in the control area led to 2kg being set off hours early, much to the surprise of locals. No one was injured, no damage was caused and an emergency plan was activated to cordon off the area while checks were made. And the remaining pyrotechnics were fired as planned at 14.00 – greeted by a cheering crowd. One organiser said it was unlikely anyone noticed the difference as the detonations continued for nearly seven minutes.

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Lights!..Camera!..Action! THE 22ND FESTIVAL de Cine de L´Alfaz del Pi, starts today, Friday 2nd July and continues until the 11th, sponsored by the Alfaz Town Hall; Diputación de Alicante; Costa Blanca Tourism; the Regional Government of Valencia; Filmoteca Valenciana; the City of Light plus many other collaborators including local hotels, banks and businesses. Many thousands of people flock to see the movies being shown, the invited celebrities and the Faro de Plata awards ceremony. It’s great fun! The movies being shown this year are truly international; Spain, of course; France; Italy; China; Iran; Greece; Serbia and Albania; USA and Great Britain. ‘Invictus’ with Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon, is a ‘must see’; a truly uplifting movie. ‘Robin Hood’ with Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett provides a different interpretation of the mythical man of Sherwood Forest. An absolutely excellent film although your original historical image of the jolly band of robbers, robbing the rich to give to the poor is knocked sideways. There are too many to mention, with some being shown in their original languages and subtitles in Castellano, documentaries, ‘short films’ plus two or three other categories.. There are three venues, the Playa del Albir, the Cine Roma, (Calle de L’Hort, en l’Alfàs del Pi) and the esplanade of the Casa de

Cultura, Alfaz.. Tickets cost €3.50; €2.00 for children and pensioners for each movie and can be purchased from the Casa de Cultura, Tel: 965 889 423, the Cine Roma: 965 888 266 or ServiCam: 902 444 300. THE PROGRAMME IN ENGLISH IS AS FOLLOWS: Looking for Eric Thursday 8th July, Cine Roma, @ 23.00 Chéri Friday 2nd July Cine Roma, @ 22.30 and Monday 5th July, Casa de Cultura @ 20.00 The Ghost Writer Monday 5th July, Cine Roma, @18.30 Precious Sunday 11th July, Cine Roma,@ 19.00 Two Lovers Sunday 4th July, Cine Roma @ 21.00 Up in the Air Saturday 10th July, Cine Roma @ 18.00 Alice in Wonderland Friday 9th July, Playa del Albir, @ 22.15, Saturday 10th July Casa de Cultura @ 21.00 and Sunday 11th July, Cine Roma, 21.00 Invictus Sunday 4th July, Casa de Cultura @ 22.30, Tuesday 6th July, Playa del Albir @ 22.15 and Wednesday 7th July, Cine Roma @23.00 Robin Hood Wednesday 7th July, Casa de Cultura @ 22.30 and Thursday 8th July Playa del Albir @ 22.15

Mayors grants more rights to Spaniards than foreigners A MAYOR in a town outside Madrid is going against the law and preventing foreigners from signing on the padrón if they can’t produce a contract stating they have a job. The rule is not being applied to Spaniards. The law states that all residents, regardless of nationality, employment status or legality are actually obliged to sign on the padrón. The town in question, Robledo de Chavela, has 3,800 inhabitants and most of the immigrants are Moroccan. Reports state that many foreign residents have complained they are being prevented from signing onto the padrón even if they present residence permits, rental contracts or proof of their mortgages. Without a padrón certificate, citizens cannot buy a car or a house, get a mortgage, register to use the state healthcare system or register their children in school. Furthermore, the government allocates funding for towns based on the number of citizens registered on the padrón, meaning that in this case the town will be under-funded for public services. The Moroccan residents association is pursuing the issue with an ombudsman, but the mayor refuses to comment “…unless asked to do so in court”. One woman is reported as saying that when she objected at being allowed to register on the padrón, a police officer threatened to take her “…by the neck and throw her out on the street”.

Market forces

by Jack Troughton MARINA ALTA traders have launched a summertime weekend night market as an added attraction for visitors and boost business. Last weekend saw the stalls open for the first time and people enjoying an evening in Javea Port took the opportunity for a little extra shopping. Organised by the Javea Port Traders’ Association, the market allows shops and bars to show exactly what is on offer in the narrow streets of the

port – and stalls ranged from jewellery, clothes, flowers and plants, and gifts and cards, as well as refreshments. Caroline Shaw and daughter Samantha run Inspirations, a card, gift and novelty shop – and also have a supply of RTN every Friday. They are delighted businesses have taken the initiative. EVENING “The idea is to get more of the businesses here in the port known,” said Samantha. “We are hoping to attract people who are out in the evening in

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UN award for new technology

SPAIN HAS received the for any process, any United Nations Public Service procedure required by a award for its progress in the member of the public, to be use of new technologies. initiated electronically. She The State Secretary for added that 98 percent of all the Public Service, Consuelo processes can be undertaken Rumí, collected the award through electronic channels. in Barcelona in recognition Finally, the state secretary of the improvements to the gave her positive assessment quality of service provided of the five core aspects on by the General State which the government Administration Services to has worked to achieve the public via the internet. progress in the General This award, the most State Administration Service prestigious in its field, modernisation process and recognises the fact that the use of new technologies. Spain has risen 11 places on According to Consuelo the global e-government Rumí, the government ranking to ninth position. has enacted an Act on In her speech, the State Electronic Access to Public Secretary for the Public Services, has fostered the Service highlighted the use of the Electronic ID efforts made by both the Card, has prioritised the government and public creation of infrastructures sector workers to build more and common services in accessible, more effective this field, has developed and more modern public various public information administration services. campaigns and training Samantha Consuelo Rumí also programmes for public Shaw stressed that e-government workers, and has made is a reality today in Spain. progress in terms of the the port over the summer. “It is an easy She reiterated that, within collaboration, coordination way of showing what is actually here the scope of today’s General and cooperation between the in the port – not everyone goes down State Administration various levels of the Public every little passageway or walks round Services, it is now possible Administration Services. the whole area.” There were 16 stalls on the tree lined central reservation of Avenida Jaume 1 last Saturday night, a short distance THE TERRA Mítica theme park in Benidorm is up for sale: the chief shareholders either want to sell their shares or the running of the from the port’s gravel beach and close park. Until recently, the park has been losing money, but recent to restaurants and bars. reports show that cash flow has improved. However, losses after Open every Friday, Saturday, and Suntax last year still amounted to €16.4 million. The main shareholdday night between 7pm and 1am, the ers are Caja Mediterrándeo CAM, Bancaja and Sociedad Proyecnight market will continue until the tos Temáticos. The park’s chairman says that currently there are end of August. three leisure groups interested, but refused to name them.

Terra Mítica for sale

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Happy birthday Halo

Halo girls (left to right) Kirsty, Victoria and Jan

by Jack Troughton IT IS PARTY time at the Halo Hair Beauty and Nail Spa in Javea as the successful business celebrates its first anniversary. Victoria Davis and her team are throwing the doors of the salon open tomorrow (Saturday) at 15.00 so friends and clients can join in the fiesta – and enjoy a glass of cava and tapas. Halo is based in Javea Port in Calle Sertorio and over 12 months has continued to expand the range of hair and beauty treatments and products available to loyal customers, while welcoming new clients. Victoria told RTN: “We are having the party on Saturday to celebrate our first anniversary and everyone is invited, old and new customers, and why not bring the children along? “The first year has been very good to Halo. I have to say thanks to my team of girls, all our clients and, of course, to my Mum and Dad, who have

been very supportive and especially for bringing in customers; sometimes dragging people in here off the streets!” REGULAR Victoria said all the Halo girls had worked in the Javea area for a number of years and had built up a regular clientele – but coming together at the spa had seen the client base grow. “I am proud to say that we enjoy a good reputation – which is very important in these difficult times,” she said. “I think people have got fed up with the recession and decided to spend some money on themselves but perhaps leaving longer between treatments.” And she said the beauty side of the spa continued to expand with new ranges of product being successfully introduced – and people arriving at the party would be free to collect samples. New products include Shellac – a hybrid nail polish which combines nail extension and polish

technology for a guaranteed finish on natural nails; the affordable but high quality Germaine de Capuccine range; Lisa Fashion Milano; and, importantly, new sun protection products. ANGEL Halo also now offers food intolerance testing and chiropody by Leigh Patterson, also known as ‘The Foot Angel’. And the salon now offers a range of high quality wigs and hair extensions. Coming soon will be spray tans by the appropriately named Fake Fake – allowing people to acquire a year long tan. Victoria said because Halo was so busy, it was advertising for a new full time hair stylist to join the team. “I am really enjoying the experience of running Halo; it is definitely the best thing I have ever done,” she added. For more information or to make an appointment – or to apply for the stylist post – call Victoria on 965 794 202.

ETA suspect arrested in Northern Ireland

THE ALLEGED member of ETA, Fermín Vila Michelena, has been arrested in Belfast (Northern Ireland). The Northern Irish Police carried out the operation and the Guardia Civil were involved in the investigations that led to his arrest. Fermín Vila Michelena, who appears on the European Union list of people subject to the application of specific measures to combat terrorism, formed part of the last ‘Madrid ETA unit’ in 2001, entitled ‘Buruhauste’ and which committed four acts of terrorism involving the explosion of car-bomb devices, among them the act that caused the deaths of army General, Justo Oreja Pedraza and national police force officer, Luis Ortiz de la Rosa. He was the subject of three outstanding warrants to appear before the Audiencia Nacional (Spanish Central Criminal Court).

Winning contract The cheque presentation

CARD PLAYERS raised €387 enjoying an afternoon of bridge to support the work of charity Jalon Valley HELP. The event was staged at the home of Peter and Jill Thompson – Peter is the chairman of the popular Pacquitas Club, which meets regularly at El Cid in Benidoleig. And 20 people played cards and the proceeds from the bridge, refreshments and a raffle raised the money for the donation. HELP’s President Josie Lucas and Secretary Jean Farrimond attended the afternoon and (pictured) Josie accepted the cheque, thanking everyone for their support of the community charity. Anyone wishing to sage a fund raising event to support HELP can contact either the Alcalali or Jalon shops, or telephone 659 624 643.

Something for everyone from a wide range of Craft Stalls, Rastro, Jewellery, Tombola, Books & DVD’s, Children’s games with prizes. GIANT HAMPER RAFFLE Art Exhibition by Benigembla artists. Evening entertainment begins at 8pm with Johnny & The Cougars. Disco with Tony Dean of FAB fm

WANTED: ARTISTS TO ENTER OUR ART COMPETITION. Adult & Childrens art competition with great prizes. Contact Chris on 96 558 1871 or visit www.artisces.com for details

Thank you to everyone who has donated prizes to the fayre including Restaurants La Pista of Jalon, Paraiso of Parcent, Pan y Vidre of Benigembla; Café Central Perk of Orba, English Butcher of Moraira and No 7 Hair Salon, Benigembla. ALL PROCEEDS IN AID OF THE NEW DOCTOR’S SURGERY & VILLAGE SCHOOL

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Enjoy your flight!

IT’S THAT time of year again when millions people start to put themselves through sheer torture for a few hours, in the pursuit of holiday happiness, because of their fear of flying. Over the years I have helped thousands of people overcome their fear of flying using Fast Track Hypnosis, including a survivor from the Kegworth air disaster, and also people from one well documented case of a Fear of Flying course held by one of the Airlines, where the plane had to make it’s very own real emergency landing! The fear of flying is called ‘aviophobia’ or ‘aerophobia’ and is one of the most common fears; yet according to insurance brokers, flying is 25 times safer than driving a car!’ With over 100,000 international flights taking off and landing each day, people still have the fear of being out of control as a passenger on a plane. Air travel is the safest mode of mass transportation. According to statistics, you would have to fly on average once a day, every day, for 22,000 years before you would encounter a commercial aviation incident. And the reason why it is splashed over the newspapers when an incident happens is because it is so rare! So the TRUE danger is your drive

to the airport! According to statistics, you are much more at risk on that drive than on your flight! Many of my clients often describe their phobia it to me as ‘I just don’t want to make a fool of myself in front of other people’. Consequently they categorise themselves as ‘the white knuckle brigade’, just sitting there, hands clenched to the sides of the seat, staring straight ahead and not talking to anyone, but inwardly praying. It’s not surprising really because, whenever the airline passenger decides to go on a journey, from the time that he or she books the flight a lot of subliminal factors start to emerge, as everything is geared for an impending disaster. These are the prime examples: Whenever the person books their flight they are asked to take out insurance – just in case! On arrival to the airport, the first building they enter is the TERMINAL, usually littered with advertisements for insurance – just in case! Then they enter the DEPARTURE lounge and await their FINAL CALL to their FINAL DESTINATION. Upon entering the aircraft, they are greeted by the smiling stewardesses who show them to their seats. They look down and there are the safety instructions, which they are advised to read – just in case!

Alan Gilchrist The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist

The stewardesses walk down the aisles and check that all the seat belts are fastened and the seats are in the upright position for take-off – just in case! As the aircraft is prepared for take-off, the smiling stewardesses then instruct the passengers in safety procedures, complete with life jackets and the brace position - just in case! DOES ALL THIS SOUND FAMILIAR? Little wonder that people can easily become phobic about flying even before the plane takes off, as there is nothing joyful about all this- and yet these procedures are necessary! If you have a phobia of flying then Fast Track Hypnosis is ideal to help you to overcome the fear by implanting into your subconscious mind positive suggestions, and by teaching you to relax. Not only when on the aircraft, but also on the run up to your flight, since your quality of life can be affected by the constant worry about the eventual journey, from the very time that the journey is booked. You are taught, via Fast Track Hypnosis and the CDs supplied, how to relax and transfer this state of relaxation to whenever and wherever you need it - in the

A smiling stewardesses shows passengers the safety procedures

departure lounge; on the plane; during your flight etc. If you want to know what Hypnosis is like you can go onto my web site alangilchrist.com and listen to a complete relaxation session free of charge. “Alan: I can’t believe it, made it to Venice. Flight was fine, even managed to look out the window. Thank you for all your help and at last I can have my special 25th wedding anniversary. Before I could only dream. Now it is a reality... Anne MC”

Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar, and Benidorm. Alan is also the Creator of the ‘Stop Smoking in under 30 minutes Fast Track System’ that others are now trying to copy. For an appointment, brochure, or free of charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408. Visit his web sites www.alangilchrist.com www.hypnosiscostablanca.com www.fitnosys.com www.thegastroband.com

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Call of the sea by Jack Troughton MEMBERS OF the newly formed Maritime Association are looking for new shipmates on the Costa Blanca to celebrate all things nautical. In January this year, anxious to boost the social side of the club but retain links to ships and the sea, it broke away from the World Ships Society. And six months after the ‘rebirth’, the Torrevieja-based association boasts 31 members and is actively looking for new recruits. Last weekend, the club held its annual ‘away day’ in the north of the Costa Blanca, with a barbeque at the Javea home of Clive Hedge. Clive and President Mel Cook said monthly meetings were well attended and followed by a social lunch, Maritime Association members also going on trips and visits – most recently a guided tour of the cruise liner Black Watch in Cartagena and a three day visit to Gibraltar. “We are always looking out for new

members, they do not have to be seamen or ex-seamen, just interested in ships and the sea,” said Clive. “It is all about the call of the sea – it is restless and will not let you settle. It maybe a romantic notion but I think it is true.” Mel said membership was riding at an all time high but new faces were always welcome. And amongst the current crew are former police officers – joining ex Royal Navy sailors, ships’ captains, engineers, stewards and deck hands. Mel added: “there is absolutely no class distinction.” At the barbeque, former chairman Jim Stevens was presented with a picture of TV Vindicatrix, the ship he trained on as a cadet and finally broken up in 1967. The Maritime Association meets at Hoggies Bar and Restaurant, San Luis, Torrevieja, on the first Monday of every month at noon. Anyone interested in joining can simply turn up or contact Mel by calling 966 716 877 or by email to mel.cook30@yahoo.com

(left to right) Treasurer Mike Smith, Jim Stevens, Mel Cook and Clive Hedge

Beach masseuse arrested for biting police officers

Playa de Glea

A 37 YEAR OLD Chinese beach masseuse attacked two police officers and bit one of them as they tried to arrest her for offering massage services to sunbathers on the Playa de Glea in Dehesa de Campoamor. Police said the incident occurred last Friday afternoon when the two agents, who were monitoring the

beaches of Orihuela Costa by bike, approached the woman and asked her to leave the beach as she had no licence to practice, no permission and was disturbing the bathers. She allegedly got upset at their invitation to leave and started to act aggressively toward them. One onlooker told RTN: “She was pretty

upset.” According to a local police statement, as the officers attempted to escort her off the beach, she pounced on one of them and he then lost his balance and fell to the ground. She then gave him several kicks and slaps without causing visible injuries. As the other officer attempted to restrain her and help his partner, the officer claimed that she bit his left arm. The masseuse, a resident of Torrevieja, was arrested for the alleged crimes of disobedience, resisting arrest and assault on law enforcement officers and was taken to the Guardia Civil station in Torre de la Horadada, where she was charged with the offences.

Funeral of Joyce Gill ON SATURDAY 26th June, the funeral of the late Joyce Gill took place in El Pinar de Campoverde, with the service being relayed outside to the many people who could not be accommodated inside the small church. The Church of England ceremony was conducted by Revd. Chris Scargill from the Chaplaincy of St. Peter and St.Paul, Torrevieja and organist Christine Eames accompanied singers from local choirs who had joined together for this special event. Joyce battled cancer for over two years and finally passed away at home surrounded by her family. She was well-known and loved by a great number of Campoverde residents, many of whom she had helped and attended as a former qualified nurse. Her husband Dennis is also popular in the village, as a leading light in Coro Pilar and other choirs in the area. Both attended Campoverde Church. Joyce leaves three children, Vicky, Chris and Gareth, and three grandchildren, Sebastian, Mia Jasmine and Joshua.

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The Adina Harper Award

Headmaster Mr Wijeratne with Pollyanna

THE 5TH ADINA HARPER Award was presented at the Lady Elizabeth prize day at the Marriott hotel in Denia. Adina’s parents Paul and Jeanette Harper created a travel award to be presented to a deserving recipient every year in memory of their daughter, who tragically lost her life in June 2005, aged 14. Headmaster Mr Wijeratne said, “The award allows a pupil the opportunity to follow their academic, sporting or artistic dream, by visiting a place where they would benefit from the experience and contribute to those they visited. It is truly an excellent award that supports Adina’s love of travel and is a fitting tribute to her.”

This year, once again, the quality of the candidates was outstanding, making the choosing of the winner extremely difficult. The recipient of this year’s award was Year 11 student Pollyanna Smith-Cohen. Pollyanna has always enjoyed science and also has an interest in the performing arts, music and literature. The award will enable her to attend a 2 week summer course in August at Cambridge University run by an organisation called ‘Reach Cambridge’. Every day there will be lectures on biotechnology, followed by practical work in the laboratories. In her spare time she will be exploring Cambridge and London, visit-

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ing famous theatres and taking part in various activities involving the performing arts.

Projects cancelled

By Jack Troughton PLANS TO improve the notorious accident blackspots and bottlenecks on the N332 between Gata de Gorgos and Altea have been put on ice until at least the end of 2013. A lack of funds is blamed for calling a halt to 17 important road and rail projects across the Valencia Community as the recession continues to bite. The decision is a further blow to the people of Benissa. Work on the town bypass was halted over a year ago when the constructor went bankrupt. And despite urgent calls and public demonstrations for the scheme to be completed it appears the bypass will remain mothballed. The decision to paralyse the various projects across Alicante, Valencia and Castellon, comes as Madrid looks to reduce debts under its obligations to the EU.

WIBC Summer Party COME ON all you hard working women: time to party! Let your hair down and mingle with all the fantastic members of this unique group! When? 10th July, 20.00 onwards Where? La Naya Restaurant, Benimarco Help raise funds, enjoy a fabulous 3 course barbeque and dance the night away to live music. What could be a better way to meet more members? And remember, you can bring friends and family to join in the fun. There will be limited places, so reserve now. Prices and finer details will be sent ASAP. See you there!

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by Jennifer Cunningham

More Advice from Foreign Trust IN MY regular column last week I introduced one of my key associates, Foreign Trust. For those of you who missed the article expressing concerns about overseas pension transfers to New Zealand, I would strongly recommend that if you are considering such an option you contact us for a copy of the article. A 100% lump from your pension fund may seem a very attractive option. However, Foreign Trust are not only concerned about the validity of the advice provided in the eyes of the UK HMRC, but depending on residency, sums realised through Overseas pension funds could be liable to tax in Spain. Foreign Trust believes that, one of the key foundations to financial or income planning for retirement is investment advice. In turbulent times the key to making your investments work harder is, to have an understanding of the options available, while ensuring your investments are closely reviewed and managed in line with your attitude to risk. There are naturally a number of risks to consider. Some of these are obvious, like stock market risk and the risk of your investment provider safely guarding your

capital. Others are less obvious. Many people who have existing investments, or are considering an investment should be asking the following questions. CURRENCY RISK: Should I be holding my deposits and investments in Sterling and or Euros? INFLATION RISK: Can the investment growth keep pace with inflation so that my spending power is not impacted over time. INTEREST RATE RISK: Can I get sufficient returns by leaving my money on deposit over the medium to long terms to meet my growth/income needs. UNDERPERFORMANCE RISK: How are my investment funds performing against their peer group? REVIEW RISK: Are my investments being regularly reviewed to ensure they meet expectations? Foreign Trust’s research shows, that the

unfortunate reality for many investors is that, not only are they still invested with poor performing funds, but also the risks are also not fully understood. Unfortunately this can often lead to clients losing more money than they ever thought possible. Many traditional UK Life and Pension Managed funds have delivered poor returns over medium to long term, compared to cash. Foreign Trust research shows there is over £50billion pounds invested in poorly performing Balanced Managed pension funds alone. The reasons a fund can underperform can vary considerably, this could be a change of investment manager; change of investment strategy; and poor investment decisions will naturally have an impact on returns over both the long and short term. The research conducted by Foreign Trust suggests that many insurance company funds remain invested in periods of significant volatility, even though the fundamentals suggest an assets risk should be decreased. It is important to have a firm grip on these factors. The importance of an ongoing review service is fundamental to ensuring the

The Costas leading insurance consultant risks of investing are managed. A review service not only keeps the client updated with the appropriate information, but also ensures that a client’s attitude to risk is managed during their lifetime. For clients using Foreign Trust for either overseas pension or investment planning there are two options when considering review services. Many people are invested in poor performing investments and, there are just as many who are invested in portfolios which do not reflect the appropriate attitude to risk. If you are concerned about the performance of your investments, or your pension arrangement(s), to include Qrops, I would recommend you contact your nearest Jennifer Cunningham office listed below to access the free review service or for a second opinion. NB: A vacancy is available in the Javea office of JCC, immediate start, for a mature person, excellent communicator, organisational skills and ‘computer literate’ required. Fluent spoken and written English and Spanish is essential. CV to John Marti john@jennifercunningham.net or leave it in the office in Javea Port.

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European residents pay more for the Eurotunnel

TODAY I decide to check with Eurotunnel for the prices to travel to the UK in my car and discovered that if I tell the company that I live in Europe it will cost me 17% more than if I say that I live in the UK. As I currently live in Spain, I was given a price in Euros. I wanted to pay for the trip on my UK credit card and therefore wanted a price in sterling (GBP) so I decided to amend the country in which I live to the UK and obtained a price in £s. What I found to my surprise was that if I paid in GBP, I made a saving of approximately 14.5%, based on the current exchange rate of £ = €1.20. If the exchange rate was at £ = €1.15 closer to the average over the last 3 months, the saving would have been 18%. Why is this? Because Eurotunnel are using an exchange rate of closer to £ = €1.40. How long ago since the exchange rate was that high! I strongly recommend to any UK Expat living in Europe with a UK debit or credit card to tell Eurotunnel that they live in the United Kingdom when booking tickets to use the channel tunnel. It will save them a lot of money!

Ring found ON SATURDAY 20th June, I was handed a wedding ring by a holiday maker. The said item was found on Punta Prima beach. I will be able to identify the rightful owner as there is engraving inside the band. Pat, Torrevieja

Thank you

€700 was raised for PEPA on Saturday at Aladdins. A BIG THANK YOU to all who attended/helped and all who donated goods. Regards Kris

Too much Sauerkraut

FOR THE English football team there are no plaudits. Was it a diet deficiency? Maybe Sauerkraut? The truth is, of course, they were not good enough to be there. £78,000 per week- for heaven’s sake they are not worth that in a year. Our dear Land of Hope and Former Glory – once again another of our sporting stories… Costarhymer

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Spain too hot for winter fuel? ONE OF THE biggest myths of Spain is that the weather is always good; a myth obviously believed by UK politicians. Spain has been described as a cold country with hot summers and this is far closer to the truth. Summer in this country is hot. In some parts it is unbearably hot but in the winter it is cold everywhere: close to and sometimes below freezing. In Granada in Andalucia (the hottest Province in Summer) winter temperatures can drop to -15 centigrade due to the proximity of the Sierra Nevada, the popular ski-ing resort. Far North in Galicia, the annual rainfall is twice that of Manchester. Madrid in the centre of Spain is the highest capital in Europe and it is freezing in winter. Ask anyone who lives anywhere in Spain year-round how they find the winter: cold! Even here on the Costa Blanca, the Winter is wintery: cold winds; rain; sometimes frost and even on occasion snow. When the residents of UK say: “It was your choice to move to Spain - why should you have a heating allowance?” I ask what happened to the freedom of a Briton to retire where he chooses? So we chose Benidorm instead of

Bournemouth or Blackpool. The ex-patriate in Spain already suffers from the ‘unexportable benefits’ that he cannot claim. He would cost the Government far more if he lived in UK and claimed everything he could. He is an ordinary citizen, no more likely to be a millionaire that anyone else. Often he lives on his State Pension and any savings he may have and nothing more. Fluctuating exchange rates have brought genuine hardship and caused many to up sticks and re-patriate, throwing themselves on the mercy of the Social Services. I have lived abroad too long to hold an opinion about the UK Government let alone speak badly of current politicians but I do ask that they do their homework before they make more decisions affecting the lives of their citizens who live outside the UK. The British Embassy, the various British Consulates, the voluntary care associations who deal daily with expatriates are the people who know the problems. Please, Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg, consult with them first. We are still British. Many of us can and do still vote. We all count.

Hunt down the cheats Response from Chairperson of Presidents I AGREE wholeheartedly about hunting down those who are claiming benefits from the UK fraudulently - whatever benefits they may be. It also needs to be said that there are hundreds of expats living in Spain that have paid thousands into the UK’s National Insurance system, only to be told that are unable to claim anything at all. Maybe there is something in the argument that once you have left the UK there should be no claim on its National Insurance benefits, however, it’s sad to see all the immigrants coming into the UK that are seemingly entitled to a number of benefits without having contributed anything at all into the system. Dan Wells

Costa benefit ‘cheats’ ABOUT TIME too: these clever so-and-so’s think they are smart stealing from their fellow countrymen because that is what it is. Make sure you read that properly before you make adverse comments. If people are genuinely unable to work because of genuine sickness

or disability, I have no problem with that. You should be able to live where you like and still receive the payments just as we should and are at the moment receiving Winter Fuel Allowance, although I prefer to call it Summer Aircon Allowance. Thank you. Soldierboy 001

for Entre Naranjos and Laguna Green

FURTHER TO recent correspondence in the papers and the other media exposure that EN and LG have received, I felt I had to put pen to paper to give a non-political view on the situation here. The presidents here work hard for their communities and for the village in general, and have always done so. Over the years since this area has been built up, we are realistic in our views and know that Rome was not built in a day. There are issues to be resolved, and we are aware of them and are constantly working on them. We have created a list of those outstanding issues, which we have passed to the newly appointed Mayor for his attention and like the presidents, he is taking them forward to the best of his ability. He is also communicating with the presidents, through me as chairperson, every step of the way. It is impossible for everyone to be happy and content with his or her lot, but the feedback I am getting from the majority of people who live or own here is that on the whole, we are happy to be here.

Neighbours and friends help each other out and this in turn promotes community spirit. There will always be times when community spirit disappears, we are all human after all, but it generally returns stronger than before. Yes there are things that need to be completed, the main one being the new sewerage plant and this is being addressed. Yes the roads need a topcoat, but having said that, the roads here are in a generally better state than a lot of other MAIN roads in the area. Yes we need a roundabout at the entrance, this was supposed to be put in when the new motorway was built but this project has been cancelled because of financial constraints. (On that point it was the presidents who requested and had put in place the current continuous white line at the entrance to stop overtaking on the CV 945 at the entrance - because of the danger.) There are also other issues, which I will not bore you with, as I am sure that all areas have their own problems. Aileen Colquhoun, Entre Naranjos

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What happened to freedom of expression? John Rowe of Benitachell objects to a letter I wrote and blames the RTN for having printed it. Views expressed in letters represent those of the author and not the paper. The man begins by lamenting the lack of impartiality in our freebies and then reveals rabid right wing views which disclose him as a cross between the PP, the BNP and a Millwall supporter at an away match. (I do not wish to be unfair to Millwall fans and apologise for the last remark). It so happens that I do not appreciate the views he espouses yet defend his right to have them aired. However, I cannot stomach his ignorance or the sloppy English. He writes, “Perhaps I have not had the benefit of 50 years visiting Spain.” Well, he has or he has not, there is no “perhaps” about it. The man simply goes off at tangents and I’m not sure in which direction they lead. For example he tells us that: “...the Civil War was heralded by many as Nazi Germany versus Communist Russia”. I wonder if Mr Rowe has ever heard of Great Britain and France’s policy of Non-Intervention in Spain and Appeasement. Does he realize that since we failed to stop Hitler in Spain we had to take on Nazi Germany four months after the Civil War

ended? Incidentally, did not Churchill welcome the USSR as an ally against the Nazis? Mr Rowe tells us “that atrocities were committed on both sides, possibly in even numbers.” Why “possibly in even numbers?” The figures are in the public domain. In fact 40,000 were executed in the first six months of the Civil War in the Republican Zone while the Government had lost control. All have been identified and received a proper burial. In Franco’s zone 180,000 were executed during and after the Civil War. Terror was used as a deliberate policy. Those corpses have been left lying in mass graves awaiting a decent burial. Would Rowe deny them that? Rowe makes light of corruption and misses the point. He claims “We are living in a country where corruption exists on both sides, not on one side alone.” He seems purely concerned to spread the sleaze and doesn’t have a word of condemnation for corruption as a criminal practice. The point is that courts consistently use the law to shield Partido Popular culprits from justice. How about those abiding reminders of the dictatorship? If Rowe has given them a thought I doubt he cares. Desmond Baxter

CLARO and Puma 22

please. A secondary meaning of CLARO is ‘of course’. They can well be imagined at those first meetings of PUMA22. It campaigns for the restoration of access to healthcare as promised in Law 3/2003 of 6th February, Health Management of Valencia: ‘Of course’, no problem, we’ll go along with that. Meanwhile, just take a look at our pamphlets and sign here against spoiling la Cala Mosca’... Never ever have I been one to say I told you so. Nevertheless, in a ‘worst case scenario’, if CLARO abandons the other opposition parties and teams up with the PP I shall dig out this letter. Genoveva Cassar

BILL BRIDGES puts the record straight and wonders how I came by my assertion about there being an alliance between CLARO and Puma 22. Perhaps I am mistaken but I attended the first meetings held by Puma 22 and seem to remember CLARO being there, together with their political pamphlets. My recollections confirm the view that as much as organizations sympathise with the aims and objectives of Puma 22 (indeed I do myself), they nevertheless have their own agenda. Therefore, I find a

contradiction in Mr Bridges’s claim that: “Should any organisation, or individual, wish to support us in our aims, then of course we would welcome such support. PUMA22 has never, and will never endorse, any Political Party.” On the one hand, we have Puma anxious to put the record straight and CLARO’s silence. Mind you, I hardly expected CLARO to confirm or deny my swipe about climbing into bed with the PP but they usually say something. They are in for the votes and willing to say anything to

Incapacity Benefit

I LIVE here in Spain on Incapacity Benefit. I am ‘ill health retired’ and while my health is much better here than in the UK I would still be unable to hold down a job. IB is a contribution based benefit, based on NI contributions, which is why it is exportable, unlike Income Support. It is incorrect to say that our claims are not reviewed; mine has been reviewed twice since I have been here, and the DWP will send you for a medical here if they want to. If my IB was to be stopped, I would have to return to the UK, which would cost the taxpayer even more as I would then have to claim income support, housing benefit, council tax benefit and child tax credit, to supplement my pension, none of which I get living in Spain. Would the UK taxpayers prefer us to return and claim all these extra benefits? I doubt it! Woodybird

Montebello charity fiesta

ON BEHALF of the two Algorfa based charities we supported this year - Abused Women and Underprivileged Families - we would like to express our most sincere thanks to all who gave freely of their time at our Fiesta on Saturday 19th June. Over €800 was raised. To each and everyone who participated - the enthusiastic artists, the stall holders, the refreshments providers, the commercial outlets throughout the Algorfa area who donated/ provided prizes for the raffle, the residents of Montebello who assisted and of course all those wonderful visitors who saw fit to attend, we offer humble and sincere thanks. The return of the label indicating which helium balloon has travelled the furthest from Montebello - deadline 31st July 2010 - is now awaited! €50 to the ‘owner’ and €20 to the individual who posts back the winning label. Urb Montebello President and Committee

Be flattered of imitation

WITH REGARD to the ‘Benefit Cheats’ and the £46 million they are supposedly receiving as they sun themselves in Spain, maybe these people should be congratulated on being fully integrated into the Spanish and EU way of life. On the Costa Blanca especially, these people are, in their small way, merely following the example of numerous Government, local mayors and council officials. Our cheats are indeed adapting to European Union and Spanish corruption. Many British politicians should be flattered by imitation. Anon E Mouse, UK

Dismal performance

HAVING WATCHED most of the World Cup up till now and obviously England’s dismal performances, in my opinion a subject not many people comment on is the pundits on BBC and ITV. I think it is time for fresh faces and up to date chat instead of Gareh Southgate; Alan Shearer; Kevin Keagan; Andy Townsend; Alan Hansen etc as well as a few I must admit good players from other countries in their day but come on, some of them I am sure everybody does

not recognise. I was more than pleased that “If I Was Chocolate I Would Eat Myself Ian Wright was not on. Even the commentators have not got the magic or quips like John Mottson; Barry Davies; Coleman etc. Let’s see more of Harry Redknap; David Moyes etc, guys that are up there, week in week out at the top level of the game and not just ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ men. These regular pundits in my opinion have had their day: step aside and let’s have fresh faces with different views. It’s time for change as well as the football situation England put itself in. Graham

Hell on earth I THINK these people only have themselves to blame; they seem to think everything works the same as the UK, wherever they go in the World. On holiday they mix with English speaking people; they move abroad and expect everyone to speak English. I came here over 30 years ago; the first 10 for holidays and 20 years ago to live. Only 4 people spoke a bit of English so it was a case of pen paper and dictionary. We were warned then, by the Spanish, ‘never trust a Spaniard’, and we were always told never to buy ‘off plan’ as you never know if it will turn out as planned, and also you never know if the town hall will give you a certificate of habitation. I have had problems over the years but (touch wood) nothing major. I live with a Spaniard and believe me they have the same problems… I can tell you this problem has been discussed many times between both Brits and Spanish and all seem to agree that it will be dragged out for so long, most will not live long enough, like the tax that they are supposed to give back; it’s not in their interest to resolve it. Jenny

Help for HELP Murcia We need help with transportation of goods to the stall at the Autocine market on Sunday mornings - our financial life line. If you have a car or van and would like to offer some help, do please call any of the following telephone numbers: Gerry - 968 371 091 or Brian - 968 170606 Joan - 968 181 943 or The office - 968 570 059 (between 10.00 and 13.30, Monday to Friday) Thank you. Gerry Sherry

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Las Colinas Golf & Country Club opens to the public “Las Colinas has captured the very essence of this, and integrated one of the finest new golf courses within an environmentally conscious development. The natural beauty and unique terrain have helped create what I feel is a truly exceptional course.” FABULOUS Stephen Follett, Juan Alvarez Lozano and Jon Schauder

by Louise Clarke AFTER MONTHS of anticipation, the Las Colinas Golf & Country Club has officially opened to the public. The Troon Golf managed 18 hole championship golf course, set in the natural surroundings of Dehesa de Campoamor, really is a world apart. Regular RTN readers will be aware that the stunning new course, which has been designed by the highly respected and renowned golf

course architect, Cabell B. Robinson, represents one of Spain’s and Europe’s most exciting and appealing new golf courses. Very proud of his design for the new course, Cabell B. Robinson said: “What has been created at Las Colinas Golf & Country Club is remarkable for not only the region of Valencia, but in Spain.” He added: “There is a rich heritage of golf in Spain and a Mediterranean lifestyle that many people actively seek out.

RTN went along to the opening day and met with Stephen Follett, Troon Operations Director for Europe, Juan Alvarez Lozano, the golf course Managing Director and Jon Schauder, the Director of Business Development for Troon Golf Europe, Middle East and Africa. All three were delighted that the course was now fully open to the public and told RTN that after years of planning and construction, and months of final preparation, it was great to see so many golfers enjoying the fabulous course. The very first people to tee off on the par 71 course on this official opening day were father and son duo, Ken and Matthew Creswell, and they received some special Las Colinas gifts to mark the occasion.

Their 08.00 tee time was the first of a full day´s tee times, which included the first local Society group booking too, for Fuego´s Golf Society. The feedback RTN received all day was glowing - it was clear that the golfers were not only enjoying the immaculate playing surfaces, unrivalled conditions and intriguing layout, but also the warm, friendly, professional and comprehensive service from the Golf Team - the Las Colinas experience overall is indeed setting new standards for golf in the Costa Blanca. EXCLUSIVE

Out on the course, a fine mix of long and short holes provides great variety for the golfer. The tremendous long Par 5 11th will test even the biggest of hitters, whilst there are a selection of 5 unique par 3’s presenting an array of challenges, all varying significantly in length and topography. Water plays its part on some holes in the form of 6 beautifully formed lakes spread through the golf course, demanding the golfer plays strategically or with

precision to avoid being punished by the hazards, but also inviting them to benefit from the reward. Dramatic bunkering also plays a major part in the nature of the golf course, as many intimidating and visually impacting bunkers guard the entrance to greens or await the slightly wayward tee shot – the highest quality sand within ensures a fair chance for escape without necessarily spoiling your card. The final word goes to Bruce Glasco, Managing Director of Troon Golf Europe, Middle East and Africa: “We are excited to be working with the team at Las Colinas Golf & Country Club. This is truly a unique development which will offer residents and guests an exclusive environment to enjoy the extensive leisure facilities. With its World-class golf course, there is no doubt Las Colinas will have a positive impact on golf, not only in the region, but also in Spain.” For more information on Las Colinas please visit www.aworldapart.es, telephone +34 965 324 004, or email golf@lascolinasgolf.es

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My week at RTN by

Henry Caffarena

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MY NAME is Henry Caffarena. I’m a sixteen year old student studying at the European School in Alicante. This year, like every year, my school encourages all students finishing their secondary cycle to do a week of work experience. I suppose they do this so that we can have our first taste of working life. My father being a client of RTN for some years now, arranged for me to work at the newspaper, and this is how it went. My first day, was very exciting as you might imagine. I was introduced to the RTN team and was given my timetable for the week. Next I was off with Roddy Cunningham from the sales department to visit a few of his regular clients such as The English Medical Clinic and Link Point Legal in the Alfas del Pi area. That day I learnt how the revenues are brought into the newspaper and also learnt a little about the paper’s history. Time flew and before I knew it, it was

time to head back to the office, where I was collected by my parents. Tuesday morning I was back at the office, but this time to be with Kirsty in the Accounts department where I was shown how the RTN accounts system worked. After an interesting morning learning all about how contracts are received, recorded and filed into their system, I went to spend some time with Claire in the Production Department with whom I learnt all about the newspaper’s new design and how it is put together on a computer before it goes off to print. My third day of work experience was spent with Mr Jack Troughton, one of RTN’s reporters working in the north of Alicante province. The first thing we did was to visit the awarded MBE Irene Ellis for an interview. This lady is the founder and president of the charity Cancer Care. After a very interesting interview with Mrs Ellis, Jack and I then went off to

OAP in desperate attempted robbery A 65-YEAR-OLD man was arrested last week for smashing up cash machines in Cartagena. Police were called in the middle of the night after the man was seen attacking a cash dispenser with a hammer. He also broke into a bank by shattering the window. He was arrested at approximately 01.00 on Monday morning. The man explained to police that he was broke and needed money. He had also smashed up two further cash machines.

Claire and Henry work on the design for this week’s paper

interview a little English shop surviving the crisis but unfortunately they weren’t ready to be interviewed. After a seagull photography session by the beach for a pending article, it was almost time to call it a day. It was extremely interesting for me to see how a newspaper reporter goes about his daily work. Thursday I was back with Roddy. We were meant to write two promotional articles for two clients, but plans had to change slightly as the clients weren’t ready, so we took to the road

again to visit some more of his regular advertising clients. We then dropped by the RTN office again to do a bit of ‘admin’ and later went to have some lunch at a local restaurant. Working for RTN has been a very interesting experience. I have seen the different stages that lead to the final product; the newspaper every Friday. It has been a wonderful week for me and I’d like to thank the RTN news group for giving me this wonderful work experience opportunity.

Metro strike paralyses city THE MADRID Metro strike last Tuesday and Wednesday affected an estimated two million commuters and brought the economic activity of Madrid to a virtual standstill, according to the city’s mayor, Alberto

Ruiz-Gallardón. He spoke on breakfast TV last week. Workers are striking over a proposed 5 percent wage cut, which is being enforced by the PP Madrid regional government leader, Esperanza Aguirre. The wage cut imposed by

the government for civil servants isn’t applicable by law to the Metro workers, but the regional PP government in Madrid has decided to enforce the cuts. The Metro system only ran at 50 percent on Thursday and Friday, and workers are voting this week on whether to hold an indefinite strike.

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Doing the 92: A lot has happened

I STARTED my last update with ‘A lot has happened’. I could just as easily have said the same this time! As regular RTN readers will know, I am cycling to all the 92 English and Welsh Football League grounds to raise awareness for the plight of the World’s 45 million refugees. I have to say that the famous Northern hospitality is alive and well: I have been regally treated at some of the biggest clubs in the country. It is always invidious to name names ….but I will anyway! Within three hours I had been welcomed to Tranmere Rovers, Everton and Liverpool. At Tranmere their manager Les Parry came to talk to me for 20 minutes, Liverpool offered me a tour of the stadium and their impressive museum whilst Everton had me photographed on their hallowed pitch and had their commercial department dashing around getting signatures on their shirt. Thanks, ladies! Preston, Wigan, Rochdale, Bury, Oldham all looked after me well but Burnley and Bolton Wanderers both surpassed themselves: they both offered 12-1 tours of the ground, introduced me to key people and showed their clubs in a very positive light. Whilst the history and heritage of Burnley Football Club is impressive, the Reebok Stadium is indeed state-of-the-art.

Children growing up too soon

At Burnley FC

It is on a huge out-of-town retail park with cinemas, bowling alleys, stores and restaurants. An integral part of the stadium is the De Vere Hotel where the local BNI had arranged my stay! So, just one week after sleeping in the back of a lorry when the budget hit zero, I was ensconced in a beautiful bedroom cum hospitality suite with views of the pitch. I deliberately kept the curtains open when I went to bed so that I could wake to see the impressive Reebok Stadium pitch. Now, if only my beloved Gillingham had facilities like this. That made up for the financial challenges and also my rear brake cable snapping at eight o’clock on the Saturday night! Cycling through the Pennines on only one brake is not something I would recommend. Fortunately, it was easily fitted by a bike shop on the Monday and I was off on my travels once more. Yes, highs and lows again this week! Whilst all this has been happening, Bjørn has been getting fantastic media awareness in South Africa and with a last little push we will get to 2010 shirts for the 2010 World Cup Final day (July 11th). Last Sunday was World Refugee Day and he was being interviewed regularly throughout the day. ‘The Shirt’ is now getting bigger by the day and is now on display 24/7 in Johannesburg. The Guinness Book of Records is verifying that this is indeed the biggest shirt ever and I am delighted that many RTN readers will be able to see their shirts on display on 11th July. No, there will be no England, so let’s all get behind Spain …..and ‘The Shirt’. Enjoy the World Cup everybody and please continue following me on www.theshirt2010.co.uk

A NEW report claims that Spanish children are growing up earlier than they used to. The report is entitled: Childhood and Families, examines values and education style, and looks at children aged between six and 14 years. Petra María Pérez, head of the Educational Theory Department at Valencia University produced the report. She says: “Children are no longer living their childhoods.” Children now stop playing with toys such as dolls and cars, at a much earlier age, and instead want mobile phones and are more interested in adult TV shows. Pérez says that there is a culture of ‘wanting everything now’, which is a cause for conflict in 22.3 percent of families studied. Children of parents who are remarried are more likely to have material possessions such as TVs, phones, and video games.

Zapatero defends Spain at G-20 Summit THE SPANISH prime minister and rotating president of the European Union attended the G-20 Summit in Toronto last week. He was one of the speakers at the dinner and he referred to the need to undertake changes aimed at guaranteeing the Spanish pension system. José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero also spoke of the

difficult times being experienced by Europe and the financial aid mechanism to prevent future crises. He went on to stress that fiscal consolidation plans should be made compatible with stimulating economic growth, in line with the position held by the president of the United States, Barack Obama.

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VI Medieval Market THE OLDEST part of La Nucía is to go back to medieval times with its annual Medieval Market, an event that is rapidly becoming a tradition in this charming village just 10 minutes drive from Benidorm. More medieval street characters and musicians than ever will mix with the motley crowd, with a busy programme of events including minstrels; jugglers; stiltwalkers; quacks (warning: NOT on the National Health); beggars; nobles and acrobats. There will also be master craftsmen at work. The square will be gaily decorated with flags and bunting and crowded with more than seventy medieval stalls offering a variety of hand-made quality goods such as pottery and ceramic sculptures; leather belts sized on the spot; shoes and bags; wooden toys, puppets and games for the children; hand painted shawls, blouses and Tshirts; water colours and oil paintings, caricatures and portraits; stained glass and wrought iron; jewellery; perfumes and more. There are stalls with cheese and sausages made to traditional recipes, real ale or scrumpy, corn on the cob and you can eat and drink your fill in the ‘pulpería’ (a place to eat octopus - cooked, not live!) or the Arab tea tent. Master craftsmen (and women) will make coins, carpets and traditional biscuits. The children can join several craft workshops, or ride on a pony or in a medieval hand-powered Ferris wheel. Musicians, a puppeteer and two quacks (called ‘Matasanos’) will explain and demonstrate the wonderful properties

There will be more medieval street characters and musicians than ever before

of their medicines and cures; an elf will try to control a ‘wild faun’ on jumping stilts and jugglers will play with fire. Amata sells products made only by the participants; virtually an outdoor art gallery; in this way, Amata hopes to enable craftsmen and women to earn a living and encourage the public to buy

Golf Course receives distinction from Qualitur THE LA MARQUESA Golf Course in Quesada has become one of only seven golf courses in Spain to have been given a Qualitur award. The Councillor for Tourism, Belén Juste, handed José Ángel Quesada from the Club the ‘Qualitur’ distinction plaque, awarded by the Tourism board of the Generalitat Valenciana. The award ceremony took place in the conference lounge of the CDT (Tourism

Offices) in La Avenida Alameda. There are only six golf courses, as well as La Marquesa, in the whole of Spain, which have the ‘Q’, which is dependent of the Institute for the Calidad Turística Española (ICTE) (Spanish quality of tourism). Amongst them are el Centro Nacional de la RFEG (Madrid), Club de Golf Alcanada de Puerto de Alcudia (Mallorca) and Club de Golf Aloha.

José Ángel Quesada receiving the award plaque

original work. On Friday 9th, Saturday 10th and Sunday 11th July, we are open from 18.00 till after midnight. Arrows with ‘Mercado Medieval’ will direct you to the right spot. There is ample parking space nearby. For more information, telephone 639 979 678.

Golf school starts

THIS SATURDAY, 3rd July at 09:00, the third municipal golf school of Pilar de la Horadada starts. The school takes place at the United Golf Resort in La Tercia and anyone interested in taking part can call the Pilar de la Horadada Town Hall Coordinator on 696 962 351.

Bulls welcome youngsters The family day

by Jack Troughton JAVEA BULLS Rugby Club welcomed 125 boys and girls to the sport over a series of four Come and Try It days at Arenal Beach. The youngsters aged between five and 16 turned out to have a go at the new sport – which teaches a variety of skills and also helps develop children mentally and socially, through teamwork and discipline. Representatives of at least five different nationalities in the community, the majority being Spanish and British, took part in a final session at Javea Bulls’ new ground playing a variety of games. After the final whistle, youngsters and their families were able to enjoy a barbeque and the music played by Coast FM’s Simon Moody. Later each young player was presented with a medal and certificate, as well as a variety of ‘goodies’ and shook hands with coaches and directors of the club. It was a triumph for both the club and the

local community which rallied round after an arson attack destroyed the clubhouse 24 hours earlier. The police are currently interviewing suspects. Club President Peter Sowerby thanked sponsors Continental Wealth Management and Hamiltons of London for their generosity and support. “After the clubhouse was burned to the ground 24 hours before this family event everyone has rallied round and we have managed in the face of adversity to make the day very special for the children involved,” he said. “It just goes to show sport, and especially rugby, is a true team sport which I am proud to say will thrive here in Javea for years to come.” The club has launched an appeal to get a new clubhouse up and running in time for the Summer Sports Camp in August. Anyone able to donate building supplies or their skills is asked to contact Peter on 625 205 125, or Stacy on 650 231 013.

Sunshine on a rainy day CBBA GOLF day raises money for HELP, despite the rain and poor England performance. Many people think of a round of golf as a good walk spoilt, but the only thing that spoilt the Texas Scramble Charity Golf competition on Sunday 27th June, was the thunderstorm that curtailed proceedings, and England’s poor performance against Germany in the World Cup. The competition, sponsored by the Costa Blanca Business Association (CBBA) in collaboration with Campbell Lamont Golf, was held at Oliva Nova golf course, with the aim of raising money for Help of Denia. Members of the CBBA and the other local businesses had donated prizes for a raffle and an auction, which raised €1,760 to enable Help to continue their work of giving assistance to the expatriate community in times of need. A total of 18 teams enjoyed 14 holes of golf in near perfect conditions until the heavens opened and the

course had to be closed. The players, and their guests, were then treated to a three-course meal with wine, whilst watching in agony as England struggled against Germany. However, this didn’t dampen the generosity of the golfers as the auctioneer, John Migan, encouraged them to part with their money for items as varied as the hire of a bouncy castle, to that of a snooker cue. The organisers would like to thank all the companies and individuals that helped in any way to make this event so successful in raising such a magnificent total. The winners of the competition were Pam Beavis, John Beavis, Neil Rowling and Dave Thomas. ‘Longest drive’ was won by Ros Fletcher for the ladies

and by Chris Williamson for the men. ‘Nearest the pin’ on hole 3 was won by Alicia Minaro, and on hole 16 by Dave Pointer. It is hoped that this competition will become an annual event, with the proceeds going to charity once again. The Costa Blanca Business Association (CBBA) is a group of local businesses that offer a wide variety of trades and services operating along the Costa Blanca. All the members are vetted before joining the group so that clients can be sure of getting a reliable, trustworthy service from a business belonging to the CBBA. If you would like more information about the group, please call 902 889 300 or visit their web site www.cbba.es

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Local artists Lionel Bott, Chris Moore, Maggie Batchelor and Chris Sinclair at the opening

EWAN AND Gayle of the Orba townhouse restaurant ‘Awraba’ hosted their first art exhibition by four local amateur artists last week. The restaurant was a perfect setting to display artwork by Lionel Butt, Maggie Batchelor, Chris Moore and Chris Sinclair – all amateur artists who have come together for a week long exhibition. Each artist displayed around twelve paintings and the diversity of their work meant that visitors could not fail to see something they liked. Approximately 100 visitors supported the opening night, and while enjoying a glass of wine were able to chat with the artists. Chris Moore’s work suited the rustic Spanish townhouse beautifully with his Spanish influenced oil paintings of haughty Flamenco dancers and daring bullfighters. Chris began painting when he retired to Spain not having picked up an artist’s brush before. There is no doubt his natural talent has allowed him to capture the mood, movement and passion of his subjects. Self-taught artist, Lionel Bott, who was displaying his acrylic landscapes in this his

first exhibition, had a great deal of interest from visitors as they perused his paintings of scenes from both the UK and Spain. A very popular picture was one of a moored houseboat in winter complete with footprints in the snow! Maggie Batchelor is becoming a fairly well-known artist in the area and her floral oil paintings drew your eye with their strong colours and bold style. Her portraiture, especially of Marylyn Munro and Audrey Hepburn, showed a fantastic flair for skin tones. Chris Sinclair’s work showed a diverse range of subjects from extremely detailed pen and ink drawings to Cornish scenes. A great deal of interest was shown in the painting of ‘The Moss Lady’ from the Lost Gardens of Heligan. Chris is also new to the art scene and is experimenting with different styles. Her range of brightly painted pottery also proved very popular. Ewan and Gayle were “over the moon” with the response to the exhibition and together with the artists would like to thank everyone for their support.

Jonnie come lately ABANDONED COCKER spaniel Jonnie, rescued in a ‘terrible state’ wandering the streets of Pego, now needs a loving family. The handsome black dog – thought to be aged about four – was found sporting a very overgrown and matted coat, which has since been cut completely back. Jonnie is currently being cared for in a foster home after

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I RECENTLY started to grow a second head and decided to seek medical advice. “Hmmm,” said my Doc alarmingly, “Hmmm, no; nothing to worry about.” Apparently, I wasn’t becoming a two-headed monster, it was just a titchy solar keratoses. All those years of gadding about around the Med was catching up with a chap. I argued, “But Doc, I lived in Cyprus as a small boy and spent recent years in Spain. I must’ve got used to it.” He gave me one of those withering pedagogue looks across the top of his glasses, “It is damage that occurs over time. As a male you produce testosterone which contributes towards it.” He glanced up at my bonce and continued, “and as your, erm, ‘covering’ isn’t as, shall we say, lush as it once was…” He waved a hand at the AXA PPP Healthcare website. It told me: “Solar keratosis tends to occur on areas of the body which are exposed to the sun, i.e., the face or on the scalp of people with little or no hair.” Huh, charming, little or no hair - we folically challenged chaps really do have a lot to put up with. Okay, here’s the science: “Solar keratoses are caused by damage to the skin by ultraviolet light which is part of sunlight. The skin is normally pretty good at repairing any minor damage. But, over the years some areas of skin are unable to cope with the repeat-

ed exposure to sun and a solar keratosis can form. So, it is not a recent bout of sun-tanning that causes them but repeated minor sun-damage to the skin over time.” “So, Wattsie,” said the Doc, “It’s factor-thirty on the bonce for you or the wearing of a hat. Those baseball caps seem to be all the rage, although a nice Panama would be my head cover of choice.” Groan, baseball caps; Brian, the much-missed landlord of The Trevor Arms in Glynde, used to call them ‘IQ reducers’, especially those being worn backto-front. “But Doc,” I pleaded, thoughts of becoming a bornagain-chav a real worry, “can’t I just be treated?” He smiled, “Of course, dear boy, but you’ll still have to wear a hat or factor-thirty.” With my fate sealed I started to rise from the chair. “Uh, oh,” said the Doc, “not so fast, I want to give you a quick MOT.” It just so happened that a week earlier (late in April) I was thinking about my upcoming July trip to Spain. And after taking a quick look in the mirror I realised that it was going to be a tough job to become ‘A1 for Albir; or body beautiful for Benidorm’. The current state then would’ve attracted the couplet, ‘chubby in Calpe; or dumpy in Denia’. My nearest and dearest reading over my shoulder was quick to join in the fun. “Or Watts,” said she-

who-must, “how about, just plain old ‘fat in Finestrat’?” How she made herself laugh. Everyone, these days seems to be a critic. Any ole road, I started that very day to ‘do’ the Slimfast diet (Google it). So, you see, I knew that when the Doc was going to say something about my weight (then 103kgs) I could honestly tell him that I was ‘on the case’. In fact I pre-empted him. “I’ve recently started to diet,” I grovelled. “Hmmm,” he mused and muttered something about BMI, which to be honest I thought was an airline. Is he calling me a Jumbo? Apparently, my Body Mass Index was 30.0 and given my dimensions should be between 18.5 and 25.0 with a top weight of 78kgs “give or take” (give or take what, Doc?) “So you’ve started to cut back. That’s good,” Doc said, “but do you do any exercise?” I told him I try to walk most days for forty minutes. He seemed impressed, and asked, “Do you go to a gym?” I stretched back in the chair and opened my arms in an expansive gesture. “The South Downs are my gym,” I theatrically retorted. He grinned, “Well, just you get through that turnstile a tad more often.” He ‘okayed-me’ to carry-on dieting. Well, as we’ve discussed in these columns before, the mere thought of dieting is enough to bring on cravings of cake, chocolate and no end of naughti-

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ness. But, without wanting to become too boringly evangelical about it, I have found that Slimfast (so far) has worked for this old hack. The last score on June 16th was 83.4 kgs with my BMI at 28.2 (still a way to go, although 20 kgs off I’m happy with). Now look folks, I’m no saint and I have lapsed from time to time and boozed a bit; but generally the ugly fat has slowly been wearing away. I think the trick with Slimfast is that little ‘treats’ are built in to it. Also, I didn’t want to get ‘hung up’ on numbers, so I didn’t re-weigh myself for over a month. I guess it has to be viewed as a long term plan. All of which brings me to today and I’m off for another weigh-in. It’ll be my last one

before sitting in giant-silverbird bound for Alicante. Hopefully, I could be reading this very edition of RTN on the terrace - overlooking the Med – of my favourite restaurant La Riviera in Albir on Sunday evening. Come over and join us in a San Miguel or two - I’ll be the pale looking, slightly scraggy-necked bloke wearing a baseball cap or Panama. Pip, pip dear friends… Watts in Britain; getting excited about coming to Spain and really looking forward to seeing me great chum Chic Gammage - Costa Blanca’s favourite batería - banging away on his drums. Go, Chic go… PS: Was Chic on page 22 last week, sporting a natty straw hat, in the ‘linea directa’ ad?

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‘Among Dinosaurs’ from 14th July at the Umbracle: ‘Star Trek’ at the Science Museum THIS SUMMER, the City of Arts and Sciences invites you on a journey through time from the Jurassic Era up to the 23rd Century, on the Star Ship Enterprise, with new exhibitions at the Umbracle ‘Among Dinosaurs’ and ‘Star Trek: The Exhibition’ at the Science Museum, as announced by the General Manager of the City of Arts and Sciences, Pedro García Ribot, at the presentation of the new programmes. During his talk, he stated: “The exhibitions, activities and film shows are continuously renewed, so that anyone coming back for repeat visits to our complex will always find something different to enjoy.” The new content is completed by the “stunning IMAX films at the Hemisfèric and a submersion into the underwater World of the Oceanogràfic, which will once again be open to the public until midnight. And all this while having fun and learning more about nature, new technologies and the marine environment; broadening our scientific knowledge.” 27-METRE LONG DIPLODOCUS

The Umbracle will be the setting for the ‘Among Dinosaurs’ exhibition, opening on 14th July and continuing until next May: this awe-inspiring exhibition recreates the habitat of these ancient creatures. A total of 26 robotic dinosaurs of different sizes, from the 2.5-metre long Stegosaurus to the 27-metre long Diplodocus, all look utterly real and can make a wide range of movements and sounds to amaze visitors.

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The public will also have the opportunity to see ‘Among Dinosaurs’ at night, as the exhibition will remain open until midnight up to 31st August. Science and science fiction come together from 22nd July to 22nd February 2011, on the third floor of the Museum in the ‘Star Trek’ exhibition, giving visitors the chance to see real props and costumes from this legendary series for the first time ever in Europe, in a meticulously assembled set that will beam them up to the Star Ship ‘Enterprise’. The replica of the bridge, a flight simulator, models and real objects can all be seen in the exhibition on this series that actually did see into the future as it portrayed inventions such as laser rays, CAT scans, the mobile phone and automatic sliding doors. Pedro García Ribot also announced that in the autumn an assembly of Star Trek fans will be held in Valencia. Another of the new exhibitions at the Museum will be ‘Futuro Agua’ from 29th July to 12th September, presenting the issue of water from a global perspective. From 1st July, the Hemisfèric will be including in its schedule the large-format film ‘Arabia’, on show for the first time in Spain. The film takes us on a journey to exotic lands where ancient and deep-rooted traditions live side by side with an aspiration to modernity. On Thursday 8th July and 19th August, the auditorium will also be. hosting the ‘Nocturnes’, giving access to the summer sky through the Hemisfèric’s digital planetarium, to musical accompaniment

Among Dinosaurs from 14th July

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From 16th July to 31st August, the aquarium will be open until midnight, giving visitors the opportunity to enjoy ‘Nights at the Oceanogràfic’, the nocturnal exhibition at the Dolphinarium which this year introduces a theatrical multimedia show, looking at the cultural history of the Mediterranean from mythological times. It incorporates music and images that merge with the acrobatics of the dolphins and emphasise awareness of and respect for the environment. Other new elements soon to be opened at the Oceanogràfic are the two new aquaria

dedicated to corals and to the deep Ocean, as well as the incorporation of new species; four King Penguins and a Hammerhead Shark. And, as every summer, we begin the new Summer School for primary school children. For five days, the children will be submerged into the underwater world accompanied by qualified instructors, where they will play all kinds of games and take part in various workshops. There are four sessions: from 28th June to 2nd July, 5th to 9th July, 12th to 16th July and 19th to 23rd July. For more information visit www.cac.es, click the English version link on the top right hand of the page. To buy tickets online just click the blue button ‘buy online’ tickets. To buy tickets by phone call 902 100 031

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Stephen Ward & Robert Burns GEORGE OSBORNE delivered his emergency budget to the House of Commons last week and ushered in a new age of austerity. There were some important announcements regarding UK pensions and of course it is also necessary to take account of the wider impact on your UK pension fund that will occur because of policy changes generally. First the announcements: 1. The effective compulsion to buy an annuity by age 75 from private pension funds is to be abolished. The details are to be put in place during 2011, but in the meantime the need to secure a pension by age 75 has been changed to age

77 so that no one will be forced to act before the new legislation has been put in place. 2. The ability of those who have UK earnings to pay into a pension and get full tax relief is to be restricted from April 2011. The current limit of £255,000 will be reduced – probably to in the region of £50,000. Again the details of this new restriction will be announced later. 3. Changes in UK state pension age will be accelerated. The details will be subject to consultation but it seems likely that State pension age will rise to 66 (probably for males and females) from as early as 2016. The eventual state pension age may well settle at 68. There are in addition the wider impacts to consider: 4. The reduction in the UK deficit will tend to ensure that UK interest rates will remain very low and for much longer. Annuity rates will therefore continue to fall

from what are already the lowest rates on record. Each £1,000 of pension fund will therefore purchase less and less by way of retirement income. 5. UK policy and the austerity programmes announced by other countries will impact on economic growth - which will be lower. Stock markets may well therefore turn down from what are already reasonably depressed levels. 6. Lower yields on UK gilts may well have the effect of increasing the transfer values available from UK final salary schemes - including public sector schemes but.... 7. There will at some stage be reforms to UK public sector pension schemes. This may include measures that will reduce transfer values so as to protect the public purse from the impact of transfers out generally. So without careful management, your private UK pension fund may

George Osborne

well reduce in value and (because of lower annuity rates) be capable of providing a lower income than is currently the case. Advice regarding your UK pension, the suitability of a transfer to a QROPS or QNUPS and the ongoing careful management is therefore of even greater importance than previously. A free review of your UK pensions As pensions experts our clients come to us and recommend us to others. They recognise that we do

not offer a solution from just one country (e.g. just Guernsey), nor do we profess to offer the best product from just one provider and expect this approach to suit all and sundry. For a free no cost (with no upfront fees) review of your pension fund from a leading QROPS and QNUPS independent pensions advisory firm please contact review@qrops.es or see http://www.qropsguernsey.com or http://www.qrops.es

THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN WARD AND ROBERT BURNS, May 2010. Please see our advert on Page 2. At the forefront of the industry with over forty years combined experience with pensions, regulated and authorised, liaising directly with providers and HMRC, Stephen and Robert are two of the leading authorities on QROPS. E: review@qrops.es T: 965 790 918 W: www.qrops.es

Link Point are on the move: Bigger and Better! Link Point Legal and Business services are proud to announce that they are moving to larger premises in Alfaz del Pi in order to consolidate their Legal and Business team under one roof. This move comes after 2 years of successful trading at their current offices and ensures a continued first class service to both old and new clients. The office move is scheduled for the end of September 2010 and until that time LINK POINT will continue to operate from their current offices at Calle Ruperto Chapi 12 Local 5 Albir, Alfaz del Pi. From October onwards, the new location will be at Calle Neptuno No.4, 03581, Albir, Alfaz del Pi. All contact and telephone numbers will remain the same; the only thing that will change will be the address. Once the move is complete, it will consolidate Link Point Legal as one of the largest

firms of English and Spanish lawyers on the coast offering a truly unbeatable and first class service. LINK POINT would like to take this opportunity to thank all their clients, whose trust has made them one of the most successful Legal and Business firms on the Costa Blanca. The company assures that this ‘planned’ move will not affect in any way LINK POINT’s day to day work and their high level of service their clients have come to expect. They look forward to welcoming you all to their new premises and as always the LINK POINT team experts may be contacted immediately for professional advice to turn problems into solutions.

money

Do embargoes really happen? by

Suzanne O’Connell Freelance reporter

IF YOU are a parent, you know how important it is to be prepared to carry out your threats. Children soon get the idea if after half a dozen warnings the TV still isn’t switched off or the ‘grounding’ still hasn’t happened. It’s not just children it applies to. There can be a sense of ‘all threat and no action’ in relation to the Spanish authorities too. This isn’t helped by the general feeling of impunity which being in a different country with a different language can encourage. It is easy to fall into the trap of thinking that you are untouchable and that the warnings and sanctions that are publicised are nothing but a lot of hot air. Take ‘embargoing’ for example. An embargo is where the Spanish authorities freeze your bank account or places a charge on your property. It might be implemented if you owe money and are making no effort to remedy the situation. Or this is what we’re told. It sounds a little extreme and begs the question - does this really happen or is it just a modern Spanish myth? The best way to find out if its fact or fiction is to look for examples of it in practice: we all know how living in Spain you can usually find someone prepared to give the answer you want to the question you ask. Proven case studies are a little more difficult to contradict. Pablo Arteaga, lawyer at Ábaco Asesores, gives me an example of an embargoing order being implemented and more worrying still – it was a mistake! “We very recently had an example where forced recovery of money was set in motion because of a computer error. The nonresident had sold his house but records showed that the compulsory 5% retention to cover capital gains tax had not been lodged. The retention was, in fact, already with the Treasury.

Does this really happen?

Because he was a non-resident and there were gaps in his receiving post, he didn’t find out what was happening until it was almost too late. When he did it was to discover that there was already an auction date booked for his house!” Fortunately, this owner, with Ábaco’s help, was able to demonstrate that the retention had been paid and the auction was avoided. Had it gone through, then the house sale would have been honoured and all he might have retrieved was compensation for damages caused by the authorities. And the message? Yes, threats of embargoing and seizing assets are carried out – sometimes wrongly. So how can you protect yourself? ‘What we emphasise is that non-residents must make sure that there is some reliable means of checking for important communications. If a letter arrives and you are not aware of it – for whatever reason – this will not be accepted as an excuse.’ But that’s not easy when you’re thousands of miles away in another country. ‘That’s when you need a reputable fiscal representative. If you don’t live in Spain, your fiscal representative can help ensure that any communication is responded to and that you are alerted to anything you need to know - before it’s too late.” It is a real threat; embargoes do happen but they’re nothing to worry about as long as your interests are in good hands. For more information about embargoes or ÁbacoConnect - Fiscal Representation Service call the help-line 966 703 748 or visit www.abacoconnect.com

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health

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Question: I really have a sweet tooth and have to have some chocolate every day; although I don’t want to give it up would colon hydrotherapy help with this addiction? by

Carol West

The Kamala Centre, Calpe

ANSWER: THIS IS quite a common question we get asked as people don’t like the fact that chocolate has a control over them. Firstly we need to look at why this is a problem; we never hear of people being addicted to apples or broccoli! The addiction can be split into two: the mental addiction and the food addiction. The mental addiction we have had since childhood. Most of us have been brought up with the link that chocolate or sweets are a reward for being good, they are also given to us when we are sad, to cheer us up and eaten at every celebration in our lives including birthdays and Christmas so a very strong mental link is in place and the brain loves happiness so tries to re-

find it through eating chocolate. Secondly, the food addiction; and this is split into two. It has been discovered that if a certain drug is taken that is used to get people off opiates it also removes their desire for chocolate. In other words, the chemicals used in chocolate are an additive drug. The other drug is sugar and this causes us major problems as it causes our blood sugars to spike and whenever they get low, the body craves more. Now this doesn’t mean we shouldn’t eat chocolate but many people would like to get a control of it and this is where colon hydrotherapy can help. The 3 day detox programme we offer at The Kamala Centre is the ideal program to get a control of our

addictions, both mental and physical. By combining 3 days of juicing along with 3 days of colon hydrotherapy treatments, your taste buds will change and your desire for the addictive elements will be removed or reduced. Once you are in control, life is amazing and you can decide what you eat and when. If you would like to know more, please give us a ring at The Kamala Centre on 965 875 869 or visit our website www.thekamalacentre.com

For an appointment please contact The Kamala Centre, Calpe on 965 875 869 or visit www.TheKamalaCentre.com

Hair loss associated with stress? Ask the Specialist by

Dr Colin Evans

MB.ChB., F.R.C.S., BDS., FDSRCS

QUESTION: I am 52-years-old and my hair has suddenly started falling out. I don’t have bald patches but the hairbrush and plug hole are full of hair and it is noticeably thinner. I have been under a lot of stress, could this be the cause? ANSWER: Stress as such, is not a reason for hair loss. That said, if you have had any illnesses or major surgery, it is not uncommon to lose large amounts of hair about 3 to 4 months later. This is known as Telogen effluvium. It is important to see your Doctor re-

garding this because hair loss can be a symptom of underlying disease. Thyroid disease, both over-active and under-active can cause hair loss. Look out for other symptoms such as tiredness, dry skin, constipation and weight gain, or the opposite: restlessness, excessive perspiration, palpitations and weight loss. When the thyroid function is stabilised, hair will re-grow. Other illnesses that can cause hair loss are diabetes and lupus. Amongst other things, diabetes can cause weight loss, increased thirst, excessive urination and frequent infections. The disease known as Lupus also causes hair loss but this is normally

in the form of patches. Hormonal problems can also be a culprit. Imbalances of male or female sex hormones, androgens and oestrogens, can cause hair to fall out. Certain medications can also be responsible such as oral contraceptives, antidepressants, anticoagulants (blood thinners,) blood pressure tablets and medications to treat heart disease. Medications used to treat gout and even vitamin A if taken in too large quantities can also cause excessive hair loss. Annoying isn’t it: the question sounds so simple! Please see your Doctor.

Look our for other symptoms if you experience hair loss

Article written by Dr Colin Evans (MB.ChB., F.R.C.S., BDS., FDSRCS.) The English Medical Centre, Avda del Albir, 72. Edificio Primavera, Bloque 1. ALBIR, (Alicante) 966 868 013. Email: engmedopt@orange.es

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Give yourself a reason to SMILE (part 1) By

Karen Gardner

Clinica Dental La Plaza.

DENTIST KAREN Gardner explains how to make the best use of advances in cosmetic dentistry. New techniques mean it is becoming far easier to make your teeth whiter, more sparkly, and younger-looking for less cost and with less intervention. The first step, though is to ensure your teeth are healthy - ask a good dentist for a full assessment, dealing with any cavities and gum disease before considering improving your smile. But be warned that the biggest challenge to many cosmetic dentists is placing patients care ahead of financial gain: you need a dentist you can trust. NO MORE BLACK FILLINGS There’s nothing more ageing than a

Mrs Qing before and after treatment

mouth full of black, crumbling fillings, but the good news is that the material used in white fillings has evolved. Previously they weren´t considered to be particularly strong and were prone to discoloration. But the latest composite materials are less absorptive, so less likely to stain, and more resistant to wear and tear. If dark fillings bother you, my advice is not to have them replaced with white composite, but to wait. Then, when an old filling needs redoing, ask for a white one. I would never recommended taking out fillings for cosmetic purposes, as the process can precipitate damage. A heavily filled tooth that’s holding up a thin layer of once-white enamel wall can now be replaced with a mouled ‘inlay’, which is a porcelain cast (halfway between a white filling and a crown). It looks white and protects the original tooth. THE ULTIMATE COVER UP Bonding is an established restorative technique that is increasingly popular. It is quite quick and painless, with superb results in just one visit. White composite matrerial is painted over a too short, too slim or pitted tooth to smooth its appearence. Done properly, it can fill indents, make front teeth look straight, lenthgen worn down teeth and fill gaps between teeth-all without the need for injections and only very minimal drilling.

Chris Parker before and after treatment

However, a lot of dentists don’t offer it because it requires an artistic touch and extra training. Although bonding has been avalible for years, the materials are getting better and the results are increasingly natural - I find it difficult to see which I have bonded even in my own patients. A dentist can touch up discoloured areas around gums that don´t respond well to whitening and will match these to the whitened shade once it settles. Tints and ‘opaquers’ can be used underneath to get rid of otherwise difficult discolouration. VENEERS: A WARNING Veneers have become a worrying fad, and although they have their place in extreme circumstances (e.g. if teeth are broken or twisted) like many dentists I am concerned about their

widespread effect on healthy teeth. In ten years time I’m sure dentists will be looking back in horror at teeth they’ve mutilated in the name of aesthetics. Preparing a tooth for a veneer usually means shaving off its surface. If the veneer cracks or comes off (few last beyond ten years) the tooth will usually have to be further stripped to accept a new veneer. If too much enamel is removed, the dentine layer will be exposed and veneers don’t stick well to dentine. Veneers are like false finger nails, but when the nails are removed, the damage to your natural nail eventually grow out. When you have had veneers, however, there’s no going back, and when veneers fail, the next step is a crown. Next week I look at teeth whitening, implants, crowns and invisible braces.

Article supplied by Dr Karen Gardner, of Clinica Dental La Plaza, Edificio La Plaza, next to Club de Tenis – Javea: Tel 966 461 120 for a free consultation, check-up and advice.

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Hypno-Band: life changing hypnotherapy

Mark Phoenix Murphy Dhp MIAPH MNRAH

ANYONE WHO is, or ever has been, overweight will understand how excess pounds can debilitate and spoil your life. In Spain, the weather is terrific and the quality of life on offer is unsurpassed; a true paradise. Unfortunately, paradise can sometimes be a nightmare if you are too heavy to wear shorts; too uncomfortable to be in the sun for more than a few minutes; or too self conscious to be out on the beach. All of that can change in just a few Hypnotherapy sessions. Long term fad dieters with the unhappy experience of seeing their dreams of a slim and healthy figure turn sour when more weight is piled on later, respond well to the Hypno-Band®, in spite of other weight loss methods failing miserably. WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES OF THE HYPNO-BAND? Quite simply the effects of the surgical procedure of having a gastric band fitted are achieved without having to go through the actual surgery. The process of having the band fitted is ‘virtual’ in the sense that the Hypnotherapist will ‘suggest’ to his client that the band is fitted by going through a ‘virtual’ operation. The client leaves feeling relaxed and confident. There is no smoke and mirrors; simply a feeling of well being. DOES IT WORK? It certainly does. Clients who have never been able to keep weight off develop a totally healthy attitude to food and the quantities they feel they want to consume. Habits are changed

forever and Hypno-Band clients never diet again; they simply eat healthily. WHAT DOES IT COST? Not as much as you might think. The cost of the treatment is recovered very quickly in savings on junk foods and unhealthy eating! The therapy is charged at a total of €295. CAN I START STRAIGHT AWAY? No. Clients are properly and responsibly assessed for suitability (in a free thirty minute, no obligation consultation). Mark Phoenix Murphy clinics have been awarded ‘Flagship’ status, as licensed Hypno-Band Practices with more than 100 successfully treated clients. Clients who are unsuitable for therapy are refused the Hypno-Band initially but might be offered a different type of therapy in preparation for HypnoBand at a later date, depending on the individual. A note of caution: While imitation is seen as the sincerest form of flattery, we would like to point out that potential clients should be aware when they think about having Gastric Band Hypnotherapy that since its inception the Hypno-Band has become the World leader in the field and is imitated by many. Genuine HypnoBand practitioners are licensed and authorised to use the Hypno-Band system; a Registered Trademark and subject to copyright. Always check and ask your therapist for proof that he is a Hypno-Band Licensed Practitioner. If he is not, he is unlikely to be properly registered and insured.

MARK’S CLINICS ARE AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: The International Clinic, Moraira English Medical Clinic, Albir near Benidorm Consultas Medicas ICA, Camposol Physical Therapy Clinic, Villamartin Medaesthetics, Punta Prima www.hypnospain.com www.hypnosisspain.com www.hypnotherapyGastricband.com Telephone 654 202 996 Mark Phoenix Murphy, Dhp, MIAPH, MNRAH

To change your life, pick up the phone. For a free initial consultation, call Mark direct on 654 202 996 or visit www. HypnoSpain.com, www.HypnosisSpain.com or www.Hypnotherapygastricband.com for more details. NB: Every other week you will find the Phoenix Hypnotherapy advert on page 2.

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Satellite Television Installations

a2sat bring you the latest news Five new channels are set to join the freesat platform. BBC1 HD, NME TV & True Entertainment. As always there is no need to retune your genuine freesat decoder as these channels will automatically update to your full 8 day programme guide. (sd decoders 7 day guide) Three of the changes are the JML Channels. JML Direct is now on 808 (formerly 809), JML COOKSHOP is now on 809 (formerly 810) and JML HOME & DIY is now on 810 (formerly 808) The other two changes are: Ideal World and Create & Craft changed transponder however all those customers who are using a genuine freesat and Sky decoders will have automatically changed over for those who only have FTA i.e non freesat decoders will now have lost those channels without a re-scan!

a2sat is pleased to announce its all new, decoder recycle scheme. So how does it? Its really quite simple, we offer a trade in on your old Sky, FTA or freesat decoder when you purchase a new genuine freesat decoder from us. The offer is limited to certain models and the trade in rates vary. The old decoders must be in full working order with full working order remote controls. Please consult our website www.a2sat.com for the trade in rates! Very limited offer

“IF IT DOESN’T SAY FREESAT ON THE BOX…THEN IT’S NOT FREESAT IN THE BOX!”

freesat from a2sat & no subscription

All Major Credit cards Accepted

How to get the best signal from your satellite Dish !

a2sat constantly strive to improve the service as much as possible and only offer the best equipment available. When installing a system we only ever use Invacom LNB’s. These LNB’s are widely known to be the market leader and always out perform other makes. All installations come with a minimum of a twin LNB even if only one feed is required, as we know the single LNB is not as good. By using the Invacom LNB on a 1.9 Dish we know we can get the maximum signal that is available, and in many cases meaning the customer receives BBC2 etc at certain times of the day, although this is not guaranteed. We have been working on a new design of feed horn that really does make a difference when paired with the twin, Quad and Quatro Invacom LNB’s. These feed horns are now available.

Not sure which LNB you have? Here are some examples of LNB’s used, which under perform and cost less! Why not sign up to receive our newsletters via email. The system is very secure and your email address is never passed onto any third parties and is controlled by constant contacts and you can unsubscribe at anytime. Just go to www.a2sat.com and follow the instructions on how to join.

Freesat HD Plus

a2sat’s BEST-SELLING System! The system operates in a similar manner to SKY HD Plus but with one major difference: users have access to any of the accepted free to air channels with the ability to record them without any subscription required. With Freesat HD Plus, viewers have the freedom to pause, rewind and fast forward LIVE TV without the need to record anything! This is possible as the sophisticated decoder has a massive 320GB hard drive, allowing users to preserve up to 200 hours of Standard Definition, or 80 hours of High Definition programming, which is great if someone telephones at a crucial moment in the programme or if you just want to pop to the kitchen to make a brew!

This a2sat combination is the very best! Invacom twin, Quad and Quatro LNB’s with the all new a2sat feedhorn so why not upgrade today. Prices start from as little as 164€ fitted!

Community Installations a2sat now offer FIBRE OPTICS as the new way of installing the larger community systems; allowing us to run the cables up to as far away as 10km without any signal loss! Community systems can be installed in various ways, primarily in normal copper cored cabling or using fibre optics. There is only one real way of doing it, and that is correctly! We supply many customers on existing communal systems with genuine freesat decoders and whilst we are there we are often asked to inspect their community installation. Many of the systems run perfectly however we do come across some, where if your home is close to the dish you have no problem but the further away from the dish you are the more signal problems you have. The main reason for this is where the wrong type of coax has been used, we have seen some installations where the Spanish FM community cable has been used. The Price of their installation is the normal tell tale sign, if it sounds too cheap then it probably is. a2sat only offer quality installations using either the right size and grade of copper coax and now after investing in the latest technology, we can also use FIBRE OPTICS. By using this type of equipment we know we will have all of the signal all of the time, meaning the distance between the satellite dish and the home could be up to 10km away! So to summarise, if your community would like a quality installation, without compromise, without touching the Spanish community cables (TV or FM which you should never do) and want a full working genuine freesat system then look no further than a2sat. We are very happy to conduct a no obligation site visit, free of charge to discuss the possibilities available, and if any planning applications are required we will complete the paperwork at no extra cost! a2sat also design smaller systems for neighbours who just want to share the cost with each other. The cost for this is as little as 399€ for 4 to share using a genuine freesat SD decoder with a superb picture, 7 day programme guide, ceefax, teletext, subtitles, BBC RED button. Or why not step up to full HD in time for the world cup for an extra 85€ each. Most types of installations large or small, cost less that two years subscription charges than that of a rebroadcasted system, and most importantly you own the system and pay out nothing more!!

We now offer community systems as a rental package subject to terms and conditions

For further information Please telephone 966 194 931 or 678 239 193.

Opening times are 10.00 – 16.00, Monday to Friday and 10.00 to 14.00 on Saturdays. Alternatively you may email enquiries to info@a2sat.com or consult the website www.a2sat.com Office Calle Miguel Angel, Blanco 1, 03159, Daya Nueva (near Almoradi) Alicante. Next door to the town hall, Ayuntamiento

0215-21 - 08 JULY 2010 2010 JANUARY

Discover the Costa Blanca By Derek Workman. Derek Workman begins a series of excursions from his book ‘Inland Trips From the Costa Blanca’ which features 22 detailed trips that lead you to spots you’d never find by yourself.

The Ice Man Cometh AREA: Inland towns of the Sierra Mariola, Alicante province. ROUTE: Cocentaina – Agres – Bocairent – Alcoi – Cocentaina DISTANCE: 66 kilometres DRIVE THROUGH glorious countryside and discover two medieval gems on a trip that’s short on kilometres but long on history. At first glance, Cocentaina looks little more than an industrial estate and rarely gets a mention in a tourist guide but, like many other small mountain towns in these parts, an historic heart beats behind all those factories producing textiles and furniture. Towards the end of the 11th Century, Cocentaina was the capital of a large Islamic

Cocentaina alley

region that covered the entire northern part of present-day Alicante province. Around the mid-12th Century, the Christians began their conquest of the town, and in 1258 Jaime I raised his standard as its saviour. Less than 50 years later, in 1304, the Moors of Granada attacked and burned the town, earning the locals the soubriquet of ‘socarrats’, the ‘scorched ones’. The historic part of Cocentaina is divided into two zones: El Raval, the ancient Moorish neighbourhood whose streets rise in terraces up the hill towards the Ermita Santa Bárbara, and La Vila, the Christian part that contains most of the town’s architectural and historical points of interest. The epicentre of Cocentaina was the Palau Comtal, historic home of the Corella family, whose crest features a woman’s head atop the body of a serpent. When the Countess Corella took over the building in the 15th Century, she wasn’t happy with the 13th Century Gothic appearance and turned it into a Renaissance palace with lots of painted and carved ceilings, ornate tiled floors and columned arches. And she did a good job. The Sala de los Embajadores, (d’Ambaixadors in Valenciano) now a museum of Gothic art, has stunning ceramic tiles and

Agres view

carved paneled ceiling, and the Sala Dorada has an impressive painted ceiling. Panels depicting the kings of Navarra (the Countess’s family) are surrounded by scenes of the battles between Moors and Christians, notably that of Jaime I sitting on a hilltop prior to his successful invasion of Valencia city. Adjoining the Palau, the church of Virgen del Milagro convent and monastery is a haven of ornate intimacy, where the locals pop in and out while doing their morning shopping. The decoration and artistic embellishment is worthy of a cathedral, in a structure that, when packed, could hardly accommodate more than a couple of hundred souls. Elaborate paintwork covers large areas of the walls and huge sections are painted to imitate irregular stone blocks, the overall effect being of a slightly kitsch rustic church with a nod in the direction of decadence. While Cocentaina has a number of splendid edifices, it also has tiny, twisting streets with magnificent charm. Sneaky little alleyways lead to dead ends and worn narrow flights of steps lure you on Alice-in-Wonderland style. The streets are decorated with beautifully painted plaques depicting the lives of saints and religious goings-on. Just around the corner from the Santa María church, stone steps lead up to the street Mare de Déu del Miracle. If you turn left here you will come across the oldest ceramic panels in Cocentaina. They date from the mid-18th Century and represent the suffering of the Virgin, giving their name to the street in which they are located. Keeping a watchful eye over the town is the recently restored castle. More tower than castle, this emblem of Cocentaina was built in Gothic military style during the 13th and 14th Centuries. You can reach it by car, but it’s a steep climb and the view is marred somewhat by the industrial buildings spread out below. Alternatively, enjoy the vista from

the picnic area around the chapel of San Cristóbal, where you can sit on stone blocks (it’s advisable to take a cushion) with a huge stone slab as a table and with the aroma of rosemary in the air. Agres is one of those delightful mountain villages of narrow twisting streets, bougainvillea-covered cottages, ornate tiled plaques and fountains gushing sparkling mountain water. The latter come together particularly well at the fountain on Calle Mayor, and there’s even a route map to guide you around the loveliest of the fountains. To get to the Santuario at the top of the village by car, take the first right after the Restaurant Mariola, onto Calle Mayor, a very narrow road despite its grand name. When you reach the first square, the Plaza de España, turn right again and immediately turn left after the church. This leads you directly to the Santuario. The Santuario is dedicated to the Mare de Déu de Agres (Mother of God of Agres) and commemorates a 15th Century miracle. On the night of August 31st, 1484, the church of Santa María in Alicante was destroyed by fire. The statue of the Mare de Déu was seen to disappear into the sky. The following day she was discovered near Agres castle by a disabled shepherd, who instantly and miraculously was cured. The Mare de Déu de Agres, now kept in the Franciscan monastery, became the destination for a major pilgrimage, and on 1st September each year her discovery is re-enacted by villagers, the texts handed down from father to son. At other times it is a delightfully peaceful place to sit and ponder awhile. The Sierra Mariola is rich in flora. Thyme, rosemary, lavender, sage, all make walking in these mountains an aromatic delight to complement the visual pleasures of rockroses and orchids. There are numerous walks around Agres.

The snow cave at Agres

This article is an excerpt from ‘The Ice Man Cometh’, featured in Derek Workman’s book ‘ Inland Trips From the Costa Blanca’, twenty-two excursions throughout Alicante, Valencia and Castellon. Available from Santana Books at www.santanabooks.com. To read the excursion in full, and to discover more about Spain, visit http://derekworkman.wordpress.com/

Crimes That Shocked The World AUTHOR AND RTN Book Reviewer Danny Collins moved to the Costa Blanca with his wife in 1991 and joined a local newspaper group as an investigative reporter before retiring as deputy executive editor in 2004. Since then he has written an average of a book a year on true crime. The first was ‘Nightmare in the Sun’, the story of the kidnap and murders of Anthony and Linda O’Malley while seeking a retirement home on the Costa. The second was ‘Vanished’, the international best-seller that told the noholds-barred story of the controversial and Danny flawed investigation into the disappearance Collins of three year-old Madeleine McCann in Praia new de Luz in Portugal. book is Since then he has written of the bloody released battles and hardships suffered by British on the 15th July troops in Afghanistan, published under the title of ‘The Bloodiest Battles in 2009’. On 5th July, London publisher John Blake in the USA, when young lovers Chris Newsom releases ‘Crimes That Shocked the World’, a Jr and Channon Christian were kidnapped, grisly portrayal of twenty of the most horrific raped, and murdered by a drug-inflamed international crimes committed over the last gang. Many of the details revealed by the 40 years, including the chilling accounts of author were suppressed by the US authorities the Columbine High School and Virginia Tech due to the horrific nature of the crime and massacres and a journey into the insane mind the racial overtones. of Green River serial killer Gary Ridgeway. ‘Crimes That Shocked the World’ is Also revealed are the never before told published by John Blake in paperback and details of the 2007 Chipman Street murders will be released on 15th July priced £6.99.

Sophisticattzz’s Ascot Day celebrations! The ladies have raised a lot of money for charities

SOPHISTICATTZZ’S LADIES’ club celebrated its third ‘Ascot Ladies Day’ as 29 ladies enjoyed a day at the races, at Treetops Restaurant, Campoverde. The afternoon included a meal and dancing to the sounds of vocalist ‘Keely’. ‘Most Original Hat’ went to Margaret, and Avril won the Pampering Hamper: the ladies sipped Pimms and lemonade and finished with a traditional English Cream tea! The Troupe dances at Fibber McGee’s Irish Bar, Campoverde on Saturday 17th July, around 17.00, for the AECC. Fibber McGee’s has several entertainers throughout the day and evening including a ‘Blues Brothers Tribute and ‘Elvis Tribute’. For more information about Sophisticattzz’s call Debbie 966 762 931 or visit debbie@sophisticattzz.com or www.sophisticattzz.com

Artesania gallery & well-being centre opening day

ALL ARE welcome at the Artesania Gallery & Well Being Centre opening party on 5th July at13:00, at Urb. Cumbre del Sol, C.C. Adelfas, Local 5, Benitachell. You will find us round the corner from the Pepe La Sal supermarket, next door to Sol-Bar. • Browse the gallery • Meet the artists • Complimentary wine and nibbles • Face painting & glitter tattoos • Easy access and ample free parking Artesania Gallery is an ethical and community focused enterprise. We proudly showcase artwork of a very high standard. Every item has been designed to bring pleasure and harmony to your home or workplace and budget. With over 50 local artisans regularly exhibiting their talents, you are sure to find something unique, inspiring and affordable. Artesania Gallery not only appeals to your visual senses, we cater to your spiritual and physical needs as well. We offer a range of holistic treatments and classes created especially for you by local and caring holistic practitioners. We want to offer everyone a wealth of new and exciting opportunities to explore. Local artists will be holding a range of art classes at the Gallery suitable for all skill levels. We look forward to seeing you soon. For further details and location map visit our website at www.elclubcasero.com or telephone Tanya on 636 929 326

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tv Friday

02 - 08 july 2010

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08:20 Big Brother 09:30 Frasier 09:55 Melanie and Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 10:55 Deal or No Deal 11:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 12:05 Friends 12:35 Friends 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Relocation, Relocation 14:00 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Come Dine with Me 15:00 Come Dine with Me 15:25 Come Dine with Me 15:55 Come Dine with Me 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Melanie and Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 21:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 The IT Crowd 23:35 Big Brother 24:05 Stand Up for the Week 24:55 The Album Chart

08:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Thomas & Friends 09:35 Milkshake Monkey 09:40 Hana’s Helpline 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Castle Farm 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 Animal Rescue Squad 16:05 Life on Liberty Street 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:30 Random Hearts 23:05 The Mentalist 24:05 Grey’s Anatomy

08:00 Dennis & Gnasher 08:15 Dennis & Gnasher 08:25 Sportsround 08:40 Wolverine and the X-Men 09:00 Deadly 60 09:30 Paradise Cafe 10:00 Animals at Work 10:30 Da Dick and Dom Dairies 11:05 BAMZOOKi 11:40 Roar 12:10 That Summer Day 13:05 The Lizzie McGuire Movie 14:30 Escape to the Country 15:30 And Then There Were None 17:05 Sacred Music 18:05 Flog It! 18:35 Wimbledon 2010 21:00 Coast 21:10 Dad’s Army 21:40 Stephen Fry on Wagner 22:40 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 23:25 Today at Wimbledon 24:25 Skin

07:00 Jim Jam and Sunny 07:15 Boblins 07:25 Engie Benjy 07:35 Odd-Jobbers 07:45 Fireman Sam 08:00 Dora the Explorer 08:25 Planet Sketch 08:30 Chop Socky Chooks 08:55 Ben 10 09:15 Horrid Henry 09:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 09:50 Aaron Stone 10:25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11:25 Children’s Hospital 11:55 Monk 12:55 ITV News 13:00 This Morning: Saturday 14:00 Columbo 15:30 World Cup Live 18:00 Kangaroo Jack 19:35 Granada News 19:45 ITV News 20:00 World Cup Live 22:30 James Corden’s World Cup Live 23:00 ITV News 23:30 Hannibal Rising

08:00 The Grid 08:30 Quaife MSA British Rallycross 09:00 The Morning Line 09:55 Friends 10:25 Countdown to T4 on the Beach 2010 11:25 Being N-Dubz 11:55 Big Brother 12:55 Big Brother 13:25 Hollyoaks Music Show 14:00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 14:55 Channel 4 Racing 16:55 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 17:25 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 17:55 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 18:25 Come Dine with Me Extra Portions 19:00 Channel 4 News 19:30 The Magnificent Seven 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Russell Brand: Scandalous 24:05 Star Trek III: the Search for Spock

08:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Chiro 08:40 Noddy in Toyland 08:55 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:00 Hana’s Helpline 09:10 Little Princess 09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:45 Igam Ogam 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Mr. Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Zoo Days 11:15 Fifth Gear 11:45 Red Bull Air Race 12:45 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up 14:25 The Bounty Hunter 15:55 Sphere 18:25 End Game 20:10 Five News 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 NCIS 22:00 CSI: Miami 23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:55 Law & Order 24:55 Cops in Crisis

08:00 Dennis & Gnasher 08:15 Dennis & Gnasher 08:25 Muddle Earth 08:35 Bear Behaving Badly 09:00 Wingin’ It 09:20 Sam and Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 09:30 Prank Patrol 10:00 Big Babies 10:15 OOglies 10:30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 11:00 Something for the Weekend 12:30 Escape to the Country 13:30 MotoGP 2010 15:00 Dragonslayer 16:40 Flog It! 17:25 Songs of Praise 18:00 Coast 18:20 James May’s Toy Stories 19:20 Wimbledon 2010 21:00 Top Gear 22:00 How to Build... 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Today at Wimbledon 24:30 Two Days in Paris

08:00 My Friends Tigger and Pooh 08:25 Planet Sketch 08:45 Back at the Barnyard 09:10 The Replacements 09:30 Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a Clue 10:00 Phineas and Ferb 10:25 Coronation St Omnibus 12:45 ITV News 13:00 This Morning: Sunday 14:00 House Gift 15:00 Columbo 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 19:00 Ladies of Letters 19:30 Granada News 19:45 ITV News 20:00 Gazza’s Tears: The Night That Changed Football 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Lewis 24:00 ITV News 24:15 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years 24:45 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years

06:25 Countdown 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Catching the Impossible 08:55 Windsor Triathlon 09:50 The Hills 10:20 Friends 10:50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 13:20 Big Brother’s Little Brother 14:30 The Simpsons 15:00 T4 On The Beach 2010 18:45 Deal or No Deal 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 River Cottage 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 23:50 The IT Crowd 24:25 Stand Up for the Week

08:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Noddy in Toyland 08:50 Milkshake! Bop Box 08:55 Fireman Sam 09:05 Hana’s Helpline 09:10 Little Princess 09:25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:45 Igam Ogam 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Mr. Men Show 10:35 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 iCarly 11:35 True Jackson, VP 12:10 Zoo Days 12:20 Family Food Fight with Flora 12:50 Chinese Food in Minutes 13:20 Revealed 14:25 Quo Vadis 17:40 Clash of the Titans 19:50 Five News 19:55 Ghost Busters 22:00 Be Kind Rewind 24:05 The Woods

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Wimbledon 2010 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News and Weather 20:00 Animal 24:7 20:30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 21:00 Inspector George Gently 22:30 Outnumbered 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 24:35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 24:45 MOTD

08:00 Childrens TV 09:50 Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat 10:30 Guess with Jess 10:45 Show Me Show Me 11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 Yesterday at Wimbledon 12:30 The Daily Politics 13:00 Animal Park 13:30 Wimbledon 2010 16:25 League of Super Evil 16:35 League of Super Evil 16:50 OOglies 17:05 Trapped 17:35 Deadly 60 18:00 Newsround 18:10 Gimme a Break 18:40 Shaun the Sheep 18:50 Wimbledon 2010 21:00 Today at Wimbledon 22:00 Gardeners’ World 23:00 Grumpy Old Men 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Glastonbury 2010

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08:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 The Delicious Miss Dahl 13:00 BBC News 13:10 Regional News and Weather 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 Wimbledon 2010 18:35 BBC News 18:50 Regional News and Weather 19:00 Walk on the Wild Side 19:30 Hole in the Wall 20:00 Total Wipeout 21:00 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 2012 21:50 Casualty 22:40 Live at the Apollo 23:25 BBC News 23:45 MOTD 24:45 The Relic

08:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Country Tracks 13:00 BBC News 13:05 EastEnders 14:30 Wimbledon 2010 19:20 Great British Railway Journeys 19:50 BBC News 20:05 Regional News and Weather 20:15 Countryfile 21:15 Antiques Roadshow 22:15 Who Do You Think You Are? 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Regional News and Weather 23:25 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 23:55 Dragonfly

10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News & Weather 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News & Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Taggart 23:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather 23:35 World Cup Highlights 24:35 It Shouldn’t

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08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Cold Case 11:00 Road Wars 12:00 X-Weighted: Families 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 Project Runway 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 WWE: Superstars 19:00 Oops TV 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Missing Children: Lorraine Kelly Investigates 22:00 Bones 23:00 Bones 24:00 Lie to Me

08:30 Soccer City Live 09:00 Cycling 09:30 Cycling 10:30 Planet Armstrong 11:00 Soccer City Live 11:30 Cycling 13:00 Live Beach Soccer 15:35 Live Soccer City Flash 15:45 Cycling 17:30 Planet Armstrong 18:05 Live Soccer City Flash 18:15 Beach Soccer 19:00 Eurosport Flash 19:05 Live Soccer City Flash 19:15 Beach Soccer 20:05 Live Soccer City Flash 20:15 WATTS 20:30 Strongest Man 21:30 Bowling 22:35 Soccer City Live 23:15 Cycling 23:45 Cycling 24:30 Planet Armstrong

08:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 08:50 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Four Weddings 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Maury 12:50 Celebs 24/7 13:00 Australia’s Next Top Model 14:00 Celebrity Four Weddings 15:00 Nothing to Declare 16:00 Medium 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 Four Weddings 21:00 Passport Patrol 21:30 Passport Patrol 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 Criminal Minds

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08:00 The Lion Man 08:30 Malcolm in the Middle 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Football’s Next Star 11:00 Got to Dance 12:00 Got to Dance 13:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 14:00 Girls Aloud: Out of Control 15:30 Malcolm in the Middle 16:00 Fat Families 17:00 The Real A & E 18:00 Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 Modern Family 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Best of Oops TV 22:00 The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines 23:45 Classic Albums 24:50 Girls Aloud: Out of Control

08:30 Soccer City Live 09:00 Inside World Touring Cars 09:30 Planet Armstrong 10:00 Cycling 10:30 Live Canoeing 12:30 WATTS 12:45 Live World Series by Renault 14:00 Live Formula Two 15:00 Cycling 15:35 Live Soccer City Flash 15:45 Canoeing 17:00 Cycling 17:30 Live Cycling 20:05 Live Soccer City Flash 20:15 Boxing 22:00 Boxing 22:35 Soccer City Live 23:10 Eurosport Flash 23:15 Cycling 24:10 Planet Armstrong 24:15 Fight Club

08:00 Jerry Springer Show 08:50 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Maury 09:55 Maury 10:50 Celebs 24/7 11:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12:00 Will and Grace 12:30 Will and Grace 13:00 Changing Faces 14:00 Four Weddings 16:30 Bulging Brides 17:00 Stepmom 19:30 Nothing to Declare 20:00 Nothing to Declare 20:30 Nothing to Declare 21:00 Nothing to Declare 21:30 Nothing to Declare 22:00 Four Weddings 23:00 Cougar Town 23:30 Cougar Town 24:00 Criminal Minds

Total Wipeout BBC 1, 20.00

08:00 The Lion Man 08:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Road Wars 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 Steve Jones in The Jones’ Boys Amazon Adventure 14:00 Modern Family 14:30 Modern Family 15:00 Oops TV 16:00 Fat Pets, Fat Owners 17:00 UK Border Force 18:00 Futurama 18:30 Futurama 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 21:00 Fat Families 22:00 House 23:00 House 24:00 Fringe

08:30 Soccer City Live 09:00 FIA World Touring Cars 09:30 Live FIA World Touring Cars 10:00 Live Canoeing 11:30 WATTS 11:45 Live Cycling 12:45 Live FIA World Touring Cars 13:45 Live Cycling 17:30 Live FIA World Touring Cars 18:30 World Series by Renault 19:00 Motorsports Weekend 19:15 Canoeing 20:05 Soccer City Live 20:45 Show Jumping 22:00 Beach Soccer 22:30 Soccer City Live 23:00 Cycling 23:55 Planet Armstrong 24:00 FIA World Touring Cars 24:45 Motorsports Slumdog MillionaireCarr: Alan Channel 4, Chatty 10.00pm Man

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08:00 Jerry Springer Show 08:50 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Maury 09:55 Maury 10:50 Celebs 24/7 11:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12:00 Four Weddings 14:30 Bulging Brides 15:00 Stepmom 17:30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 18:00 Nothing to Declare 18:30 Nothing to Declare 19:00 Passport Patrol 19:30 Passport Patrol 20:00 Four Weddings 21:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:00 CSI: Miami

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Estate We’re In 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Real Rescues 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 ZingZillas 16:25 Zoo Factor 16:50 OOglies 17:05 Safari 8 17:35 Deadly 60 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News and Weather 20:00 Fake Britain 20:30 EastEnders 21:30 Outtake TV 22:00 Traffic Cops 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

08:00 Pinky and Perky

06:30 ITV Morning News

08:15 League of Super Evil

07:00 GMTV

08:25 Newsround 08:30 Raven 09:00 Prank Patrol

Lorraine

09:30 Timmy Time

10:25 The Jeremy Kyle

09:40 Chuggington

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09:50 Brum 10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat

11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News

10:30 Guess with Jess

12:30 This Morning

10:45 Show Me Show Me

13:30 Loose Women

11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 In the Night Garden 12:10 The Flintstones

14:30 ITV News & 15:00 Dickinson’s Real

12:35 The Flintstones

Deal

13:00 The Daily Politics

16:00 Celebrity

13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 The World at War 14:50 Hands on Nature

Pressure Cooker 17:00 Midsomer Murders

15:00 Open Gardens

18:00 The Chase

15:30 Ready Steady Cook

19:00 Granada Reports

16:00 Diagnosis Murder

19:30 ITV News &

16:45 Flog It! 17:30 Ben Fogle’s

Weather

Escape in Time

20:00 Emmerdale

18:15 Escape to the

20:30 Tonight

Country

21:00 Emmerdale

19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Antiques Road Trip

21:30 Coronation Street

20:00 Natural World

22:00 Homes From Hell

21:00 Hampton Court

23:00 ITV News at Ten

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22:00 Dive 23:00 Mock the Week

The Weakest Link 18.15

09:30 GMTV with

23:35 Crash Scene

23:30 Newsnight

Investigators

24:20 Golf

24:35 Superhuman

08:20 Big Brother 09:15 Frasier 09:45 Vernon Kay’s 5 O’Clock Show 10:45 Deal or No Deal 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:55 Friends 12:25 Friends 12:55 Kicking Ahead: The Power of Sport 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Grudge Match 13:15 Relocation, Relocation 14:15 Channel 4 Racing 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Vernon Kay’s 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Big Brother 22:00 The Sex Education Show: Am I Normal? 23:00 Underage and Having Sex 24:05 Skins

08:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Thomas & Friends 09:40 Hana’s Helpline 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:10 Castle Farm 10:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 10:25 Milkshake Monkey 10:30 Igam Ogam 10:45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 Animal Rescue Squad 16:05 Mystery Woman 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:30 Fifth Gear 21:00 Cheetah Man 22:00 Conspiracy Theory 24:40 Cricket on Five

06:10 Are You Smarter Than a Ten-Year-Old? 07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Cold Case 11:00 UK Border Force 12:00 X-Weighted: Families 13:00 Law & Order 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 Project Runway 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Malcolm in the Middle 19:00 Oops TV 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 The Real A & E 21:30 Real Filth Fighters 22:00 A League of Their Own 22:30 Modern Family 23:00 Lie to Me 24:00 NCIS: LA

08:30 Soccer City Live 09:00 Inside Superbike 09:15 World Series by Renault 09:45 Cycling 10:55 Planet Armstrong 11:00 Soccer City Live 11:30 Bowling 12:30 Soccer City Live 13:00 Cycling 14:10 Planet Armstrong 14:15 Live Cycling 17:30 Creative Breaking 18:00 Incredible Dog Challenge 19:00 Cycling 20:00 Eurosport Flash 20:05 Soccer City Live 20:40 Eurosport Flash 20:45 Fight Club 22:30 Soccer City Live 23:00 Cycling 23:55 Planet Armstrong 24:00 Pro Wrestling

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Ross changes channels The TV Round Up by

Alex Trelinski

Broadcaster and freelance journalist

I’M GOING to miss Jonathan Ross and his Friday night show on BBC 1 when it finishes in a fortnight’s time. It’s always been a great way of wrapping up a week, as I watch with a glass of wine in hand. Ross smartly took the decision to quickly quit the Beeb on his own terms at the start of the year when it became clear that the Director General, Mark Thompson was about to veto (for purely political reasons) a new cut-price deal that Ross had already negotiated with Corporation executives. The floppy-haired presenter may not be to everybody’s taste, but it leaves a big hole in the Friday evening schedule, where he easily got the biggest viewing figures. Not surprising then, that there is an announcement pending from ITV that Ross is about to join them to present, wait for it… a Friday night chat show! I like the unpredictability of Ross and the occasional moments when you don’t know how one of his guests is going to react. But his shows are only as good as who he interviews and last Friday was a great example of that. Kylie Minogue was terrific and had plenty to say, as well as doing the business with a couple of songs. But before the Australian strode onto the couch, we had to endure 35 minutes of boredom with a singer that nobody in the studio audience had heard of, preceded by an unimpressive exchange with the tedious Sean Lock. Ross claimed that the bespectacled

balding Lock was one of the best comedians in Britain, yet he made me hanker for a colonic procedure in the hope of raising a smile. No such problems tonight, as Robin Williams will be in the studio. But I hope that Jonathan’s new bosses will tell him that quality is better than quantity, rather than putting on a cheap time-filler at the top of show. Time was certainly all over the place in last Saturday’s final episode of Dr Who. I’m surprised that a number for a Helpline did not appear over the closing credits, where you could call the producers to ask them what actually happened, as we spun through the best part of two thousand years. Never mind. It all looked great, along with a happy ending, and a James Bond style caption at the end telling us that Dr Who will return at Christmas. Perhaps the Tardis can be used in the meantime to dump Sean Lock in another universe before he appears on the next series of QI? I’m a sucker for puppets on TV, ever since the early days of me being a toddler and quickly spotting all the strings of the characters created by Gerry Anderson for Supercar and Fireball XL5. I think though that Gerry would need immediate resuscitation if he watched BBC3’s new series, Mongrels. It’s about a bunch of animals that live round the back of a British pub by the rubbish bins. The show is screened well after the UK watershed, as at times the language is foul, the subject matter depraved and full of tasteless jokes about people like the serial killer, Harold Shipman. I loved it.

08:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 08:50 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Four Weddings 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Maury 11:55 Maury 12:50 Celebs 24/7 13:00 Australia’s Next Top Model 14:00 Four Weddings 15:00 Nothing to Declare 15:30 Nothing to Declare 16:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 Four Weddings 21:00 Cougar Town 22:00 Grey’s Anatomy 23:00 Private Practice 24:00 Criminal Minds

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Phil and Claire Foster are a couple who have been married for several years. Their days consists of them taking care of their children and going to work and coming home and going to bed. But they find time to have a date night wherein they go out and spend some time together. They go into the city and try to get into a new popular restaurant. But when it’s full and still wanting to do this, Phil decides to take the reservation of a couple who doesn’t show up. While they’re having dinner two men approach them and instructs them to stand up and go with them. They think the men are with the restaurant and want to talk to them about taking someone else’s reservation. But it appears the couple whose reservation they took crossed someone and the two men work for this person. The men are after something, but whatever it is they don’t have it.

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02 - 08 JULY 2010 2010 15-21 JANUARY

Getting thinner and younger but more confused

Spanish lessons by

Jane Cronin

A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs

Lesson 114

WHEN PEOPLE start learning Spanish they sometimes have the idea that all you have to do is translate individual words. Then they learn that the Spanish have a lot of different ways of saying things and that word for word translations just don’t work. Then comes the realisation that the whole structure of the language is completely different, and that’s where the real fun begins. One of the ways English works is by putting lots of unchanging little words together into an endless variety of combinations. To express many of the ideas formed in this way into Spanish, one has to use an entirely different approach. For example, sometimes people ask me how to say “get” in Spanish. If I hesitate then someone else will suggest the word “conseguir” which means “get” in the sense of “obtain”, as in “I’m going to get a job” “Voy a conseguir un trabajo”. However, the real problem is that “get” can mean a thousand other things, depending on the context. For example, we have “to get up” (levantarse) “to get over” (recuperar, superar) “to get out” (sacar, escaparse) “to get on with” (llevarse con, seguir) “to get through to” (comunicar, entenderse con). Even within these few examples there are many shades of meaning in English. For example “to get on with” can mean to have a relationship with someone (llevarse con) or to continue doing a task, as in “get on with your work!” (seguir). “To get over” can mean to recover from an illness or other setback (recuperar) or it can mean to find your way through a difficulty (superar). If you are already “getting confused” you might wish to know the word to use is “confundirse”.

As you are probably aware, I am merely scratching the surface of how to express “get” in Spanish, and already endless alternatives have opened up before us. One particular way we use “get” in English is with an adjective meaning to “become more ….” For example, we say “to get fat” which means “to become (more)fat”. The Spanish language has a completely different way of dealing with this idea. They take the word for “fat” (gordo) and turn it into a verb “engordar”. In English we would often say “I have put on weight”, where the Spanish say “he engordado”. “To lose weight”, or in other words “to get thin or thinner” is formed by the word for “thin” (delgado), giving us “adelgazar” (to get thinner). “This summer I want to lose a lot of weight” in Spanish is “Este verano quiero adelgazar mucho”. Just look at any woman’s magazine if you don’t believe me. We are all “getting” older, and in Spanish we “envejecer”, from the word “viejo”. Interestingly, we cannot literally get younger, but we can “rejuvenecer”, from the word “joven”. All of a sudden the English uses a Latin based word to express this: “to rejuvenate”, although we still retain phrases like: “You’re not getting any younger, dear!” English is an interesting language. Here are some more “get” words that work in a similar way. “Largo” means “long” and “alargar” is to “get longer” or “lengthen”. “Corto” means “short” and “to get shorter”, or “shorten”, is “acortar”. To “get more expensive” is “encarecer” from the word “caro” (expensive), whilst “to get cheaper” is “abaratar” from “barato” meaning “cheap”. “To get softer” is

Famous English visitor in Madrid By Jean Orellana

ONE OF England’s most celebrated artists is taking centre stage at the Museum el Prado in Madrid. The museum’s art gallery, the largest in the World, is exhibiting 80 great works by various international artists; 42 are works by

William Turner (1775 – 1851) and will run until 19th September. Organised by Tate Britain in conjunction with Grand Palais in Paris and the Reunion des Musées Nationaux, Turner and the Maestros has already been shown in London and Paris.

“ablandar” from “blando” meaning “soft”, whilst the opposite is “endurecer” “to harden” from “duro” meaning “hard”. Not all adjectives work this way and as you can see, the verbs vary in their formation too, but this might set you on the road to new discoveries, or you could always make a new one up and see what happens.

Mind Body and Soul Experience at The New Moncayo Sunday Market THIS SUNDAY, July 4th, at the Moncayo Market, behind the PROCOMOBEL furniture store in Guardamar, Paul Cunningham Nurses will be holding a ‘Mind, Body and Soul Experience’. The event runs from 10.00 until 14:00 and will be a fabulous opportunity to shop until you drop with bling, blouses, begonias and pink champagne at just €1 a glass. Special offer beauty treatments will be there for ladies and for the men, a cool FREE beer will be handed out in exchange for an ‘Experience’ leaflet. To get a leaflet all you have to do is call into PROCOMOBEL before Sunday to collect the leaflet, which is not only for the FREE beer or soft drink, but also a 10% discount on store and selected market purchases. You can also pick up a leaflet from the PCN charity shop in Quesada. There will be bacon butties, books and copies of RTN to read, as the lovely Leia from RTN’s

Here come the girls

SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR Jerry Lane has launched the fabulous ‘Here Come The Girls’, following a working trip to Britain. He had the idea of creating a daily radio show based on the ‘Loose Women’ format, also starring Calendar Girl Lynda Bellingham, Patron of Costa Blanca Samaritans, Jerry’s chosen charity. Jerry approached Fab FM Spain for support and the show is a huge success. If you think you could be one of ‘Jerry’s girls’, drop him a line at jlp.es@hotmail.com or contact the studio. Jerry is planning on shooting a nude calendar with all his girls for the Costa Blanca Samaritans, to be available for Christmas with all proceeds to the charity, so watch this space. Tune into Here Come The Girls on 99.5FM, Monday to Friday 12.00 till 13.00 or listen live on www.fabfmspain.com. Costa Blanca Samaritans may be contacted on 902 88 35 35.

Torrevieja office will be there handing out copies of your favourite weekly freebie. As well as the inside exhibition stands, which includes Linda Sage from Quesada Wellness Centre; Sue Campbell with her Body Shop Products; Medium, Sammy Fitzsimmons; Fitness Expert and Personal Trainer, Jason Scawthon; Clare Gale from the Natural Health Centre; Beautician Saphia and Jackie from Hair Enhancers, there will also be stands by Bling Jewellery; Val Duckworth, the leader of the Vega Baja Garden Club; Michaela for Fashions with a vast selection of outfits in sizes 12 to 22 and all the usual market stalls, plus entertainment, food and wine tasting. This Sunday there will be a special raffle with extra prizes; just €1 for 50 numbers, but you must be there at 13:00 to claim your prize. E-mail sueinthesun@terra.es for a leaflet for a FREE drink, more details or directions.

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Feria de Julio - Valencia

Valencia is buzzing in July with its month-long Feria de Julio, encompassing music, culture, art, theatre, crafts and ear-blasting firework displays. There’s something happening every single night, and the event ends with an enormous flower fight!

Kirsty Tuxford Freelance writer

THE CITY’S parks will be home to arts and crafts fairs, where you can taste everything from crepes to falafel, and buy handmade trinkets. Every Saturday at midnight there’ll be a huge firework display in the Paseo Maritimo, which you can watch from the beach. And the Virgen del Carmen plays an important role in the celebrations too. There’ll be a mass in her honour, and a procession from the Plaza de Carmen at 20.30 on Friday 16th July, where you can see the giant statue of the ‘Virgen’ paraded through the streets. Earlier that same day, at 11.00, there’s a floral offering to the sea in the Port area. The Moors and Christians will also be in town from 1st till 4th July, based around the Port area and the Paseo Maritimo. They’ll invade the shores and stage a mock battle, and the following day they’ll be marching through the streets in full costume. You’ll also see all the falleras out and about in traditional costume. Then, on Saturday 10th July, there’s a chance to escape to another world by watching the dance group “Bailes y ritmos del mundo” (Dance and rhythms from the World) from 23.00 in the Port. FOR THE KIDS… There are several concerts and

events organised for kids. And for big kids who love bikes and cars, there will be a collection of old Vespa’s and Lambretta’s on display in the port on Sunday 4th July from 10.00. FOR THE ELDERLY (BUT YOUNG AT HEART...!) If the heat gets to you then you can sit and relax with a fresh, icy horchata drink, made from tiger nuts, sugar and water, courtesy of the company CRDO Chufa de Valencia. They’ll have plenty of healthy and refreshing horchata available at 19.30, on Wednesday 7th and Tuesday 20th July in the Palau (Palau de Valencia – musical concert hall in the old river bed) gardens. Once refreshed, how about a dance? In the same picturesque gardens at 20.00, right after the horchata tasting, there’s a specially organised dance for the elderly. Twirl the evening away in the shady park gardens surrounded by water fountains, leafy trees and the sound of birdsong. THE BIG NIGHT! Known in Valenciano as the ‘Gran nit de Juliol’, (actually, two nights): Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th July are the time to visit the city and experience many different cultural aspects. Just a

The Battle of the Flowers

Traditional costume

few of the activities include the opening of several of the city’s museums at 22.00, an orchestral performance at the UNESCO World Heritage Site, la Lonja at midnight, flamenco in the Plaza de la Virgen at midnight and many more concerts and theatre performances throughout the city. Museums that will be open from 22.00 until 02.00 are: la Lonja, the Historical Museum (in the town hall), l’Almoina, the Museo de La Rocas and the Almudín – not to mention the vast IVAM. Entry will be free. The great Battle of the Flowers takes place on the Paseo de la Alameda on Sunday, 25th July at 20.00. Last year 2,000 kilos of flowers were thrown by 25,000 people! The event begins with a parade of floats that are adorned with flowers – it’s an amazing sight. There is much, much more taking place in Valencia as part of this fair. For a full schedule (in Spanish) visit www. feriadejulio.com THE FAIR’S HISTORY The first fair was inaugurated on

21st July 1871 in order to try and take peoples’ minds off the heat and provide something fun to attract outsiders to the city. 1891 saw the first Battle of the Flowers, which lasted an hour, and afterwards the city was carpeted in carnations. LIVE CONCERTS IN THE VIVEROS GARDENS Thursday 8th - Muchahito bombo infierno Saturday 10th - Revolver Tuesday 13th - David Bisbal Thursday 15th - Pereza + invited artist Friday 16th - Calle 13 + La Mala Saturday 17th - Estrella Morente Sunday 18th - Deep Purple + Southill Monday 19th - The Wailers Tuesday 20th - Joan Manuel Serrat Tuesday 21st - Paco de Lucia Saturday 24th - The Cult All concerts start at 22.00. Doors open at 20.30. Tickets available through El Corte ingles and online sellers such as www.ticktetmaster.es

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Performing arts awards festival

HE FIRST accredited performing arts awards festival is coming to Torrevieja in just a few weeks’ time. With Bloch dance and Roland music company donating lots of equipment, prizes are up for grabs include top of the range amplifiers, dancewear and recording equipment, along with training scholarships for the winners of each category. Sections in which to compete include singing, musicians, bands, dancers, streetdance groups and many more... This festival is an amazing opportunity for all children in the area to showcase their skills and gain exposure, as the audience will be made up of professional entertainment agents, booking scouts and local press and media. Entrants will perform for 3-6 minutes and be marked by a judging panel of UK examining boards, along with professional performers and representatives of the sponsoring companies. The festival is pleased to announce that UK dance champion Faye George will be one of the judges. Faye has toured the world as a professional dancer and runs both a performing arts school and agency in the UK. Other judges include James Uings of Total Guitar magazine and Phaedra Vaughan, SIPBE Spanish dance examining board. Anyone can enter the competition and compete in as many categories as they choose. This exciting annual event has been organized by the Ghost academy in conjunction with Rockschool music exam board (the World’s leading assessment and examination board for rock and pop music), allowing winners to receive recognised titles such as ‘Young musician of the year’. Local dance schools and secondary education establishments are excited about this festival and have all come forward to support the event. If your school would like to be involved or you would like to compete, there are just a few weeks left to enter.

Examiner Faye George

The competition is open to all entrants in the Costa Blanca area under the age of 18. Entrants have until 10th July to submit their application forms. For a form or details, contact 966 765 607 or info@ghostpromotions.com

Outstanding exam success Sevillanas Club HUGE CONGRATULATIONS are due to the students of Totally Dance in Quesada and La Marina. Over 50 young dancers entered and passed their first set of BATD dance exams. The exam session was held in Howards Gym, Quesada on 5th June for candidates aged under 16 with the youngest being only 2½! It was a busy day for the girls with exams in the morning and dancing at the annual Funday, outside Howards Gym in the afternoon. Of the 89 exam entries, a remarkable 97% were awarded the highest possible mark with the other 3% achieving the 2nd highest mark. Classes will continue throughout the summer, with work commencing on new routines for the next show. Now is the perfect time to join in classes in Quesada or La Marina. For more info visit www.totally-dance.com or phone Susan on 619 690 469. Susan also offers classes for adults. The next exam session will be at the same time next year when all the totally dance students hope to maintain their 100% pass rate so watch this space for updates!

(L to R: Jackie, Adele, Val, Wendy). Raquel Peña (centre) with Irene Martinez and the Sevillanas Club Dancers

Elvis tickets going fast! A TOP UK Elvis tribute is ‘All Shook up’ at the amazing response that he has received to his Costa Blanca summer tour. Last month RTN told you about the forthcoming tour of Darren Price’s Elvis tribute act. He will be appearing alongside the Jukebox Legends and the acclaimed Elvis 2000 show. Darren told RTN that since the article appeared in the newspaper, he has been overwhelmed by the interest shown for the three show tour, promoted by Jukebox Legends. He said: “I have had a great response from expats and from people coming to the Costa Blanca on holiday at the time the shows are on. One venue has virtually sold out of tickets and the other two are selling very quickly.” He added: “This is a new venture for me as I have never performed the show in Spain and I am very excited about being there with one of the top

Flamenco Dancers voted first and second

The tour starts on July 16th

International Elvis Vegas tributes, Elvis 2000. It should be a great tour.” Following their recent four show sell out events with Ricky Valance, Jukebox Legends are also really excited about the ‘Double Elvis’ tour. Peter Day from Jukebox Legends told RTN: “This really is a unique opportunity for Elvis fans to come along and see a superb illustration of the 60’s years and the 70’s years of The King. It is important that people

get tickets booked as soon as possible though as it looks as if the three show tour will be a sell out success.” The three show tour kicks off on Friday 16th July at Casa Ventura in San Luis. It then moves to Los Arcos in Torrevieja on Monday 19th July and onto the Rocajuna in Punta Prima on Wednesday 21st July. All shows start at 20:30 and tickets at just €6 each are available from each venue or by calling 695 135 134.

AT THE Mazarron Festival de Baile, co-ordinated by Murcia Dance College at the Camposol Fiestas held Sunday 27th June, over fifty talented dancers competed at various levels. In the Adult Division, the Sevillanas Club captured 1st and 2nd places. The awards are significant recognition for this popular amateur flamenco dance company. Teacher and artistic director Raquel Peña says she is delighted and proud of her troupe; especially in view of the fact that it has been performing for little over a year. Twelve members competed in two different dances; an Alegrias and a special choreographic Sevillanas. The dancers are non-Spanish, making the award particularly praiseworthy. Wendy, Janet, Adele, Jackie, Ann, Linda, Val and Joan are British. Rainer is Austrian; Tina and Sergio are Swiss whilst Valda is from Latvia. Over fifty performers and enthusiastic followers from the Costa Blanca/Calida areas joined the dancers on an especially charted coach for the trip to Mazarron to join in the celebrations of the winners achievements. The Sevillanas Club Flamenco dancers are able to perform at registered charity-related events. Information is available from 630 689 431.

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Q4 and Texas Ted get together for AECC

Q4, THE popular close harmony quartet, and Texas Ted, the experienced Country and Western singer, are holding their first ever musical evening on Friday 30th July, at the Los Arcos Bar and Restaurant, Torrevieja. It will be the first time the two acts have organised an event together and hope that the very different styles of music will attract a sellout evening, in aid of the AECC Charity. As always, in their unique style Q4 will have people laughing, clapping and singing. Texas Ted, on the other hand, plans to have the crowd dancing to his Country Music so donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget that piece of straw for the corner of your mouth! If you still have any energy left, Raymond Jay will finish off the evening with his 60`s disco music. Tickets at only five Euros are available from the Los Arcos Restaurant: 965 710 289 or from Ray on 966 712 987.

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music scene Jonny Hellraizer – Aka ‘Big’ Jon Elraiz Compiled by

Eric Taylor

ET’s Golden Oldies Disco Tel: 965 748 199 659 921 875 or email: etinspain@hotmail.com

If there are any music venues or acts that wish to be featured in this column, please contact Eric directly.

‘BIG’ JON Elraiz is a professional musician and although well versed in all styles, has a particular love for Rock n Roll, Country, Rock and of course Heavy Metal! On moving to Spain, Jon started a Rock Music Bar in Altea, which tragically ended when the building collapsed due to building renovations next door. Since then he formed ‘Mullet For My Valentine’ an exciting energetic covers band, that enthuses all ages with Vesso Mustia (drums) and new addition from 80’s Punk Legends ‘Splodge Nessa Bounds’ (2 pints of lager & a packet of crisps, please) - Johnny Chunders (bass). Jon is also doing a solo show as ‘Jonny Hellraizer’ and is lead vocalist in the AC/DC

Tribute Band ‘The Jack’. For more information, contact Big Jon: 686 310 652. Website: www.jonelraiz.com MULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - GIGS JULY Sat 3rd: Liberty Rock Bar, C/Pau, Calpe @ 23.00 Fri 9th: Daytona Bar, Levante Beach, Benidorm @ 22.00. JONNY HELLRAIZER GIGS JULY Thurs 1st: Bar Boulevard, C/Girona, Benidorm @ 22.00 (Every Thursday) Sat 3rd: Bar Boulevard, C/Girona, Benidorm @ 21.00 (Every Saturday) Sun 4th : El Perro Loco, ALfaz del Pi @ 18.00 (Every Sunday)

Susie Q – Vocal Entertainer

Parcent Restaurant El Paraiso

Terrace Now Open Boccies & Snacks from 1.50€ + Usual menu 3rd July Live Music with John the Fiddler Come & try our NEW Summer Cocktails

Daily 5 course menu 12.95€ Tel 96 640 5398 For reservations

NEW SUMMER

Menu de la Casa from 14.95€ Inc IVA. Also Full A La Carte Menu

SUSIE Q is a local female vocal entertainer based in Altea. She started her singing career on the Northern pubs/clubs circuit, where she has supported many stars in cabaret and corporate functions. Her act includes the songs of Whitney Houston, Shania Twain, Diana Ross, The Carpenters as well as songs ideal for dancing. Susie is an ideal performer for private parties, dinner/dances, Golf Societies, Bowls Clubs, etc. GIGS FOR JULY: Fri 2nd - Private Party Sat 3rd - Le Cabaret, Cumbre del Sol, Benitachell Thurs 8th - The Lees Bar, Orba Fri 9th - El Paraiso Rte. , Parcent Thurs 15th - So What Bar, Calpe Por, Calpe Fri 16th - La Piendor Rte, Altea Sat 17th - El Presidente BarArenal, Javea

Thurs 22nd - El Presidente Bar Arenal, Javea Fri 23rd - La Piendor Rte, Altea Sat 24th - Magnums Bar, Oliva Thurs 29th - Georges Bar, Bonalba Sat 31st - El Presidente Bar Arenal, Javea For more details phone 649 240 375.

Focus

M R O D N E B

The

Chez Flo Bar, La Fustera ‘Chez Flo For Emaus’

EDDIE AND Sheryl from the Chez Flo Bar, La Fustera, have organised an outdoor music event at the bar on Thursday 8th July, to help raise funds for the ‘Emaus’ Charity. Artistes/bands already booked to perform are: MJ Lewis (rock guitarist), and Paisley Park (rock/blues band), plus guests. It will start at 16.00 with stalls for face painting, clown, bouncy castle, fete stalls, etc followed at 20.00 by live music until 01.00. Please support this charity event as all monies raised are for the ‘under-privileged children in Benissa in care’ fund as last year. Local businesses are welcome to sponsor the event and there will be further music charity events on Monday 2nd August and Thursday 26th August. Directions: La Fustera is approx 2 kms from Calpe on the Calpe-Moraira coast road. For more information contact the Chez Flo Bar: 965 747 899.

Every week Nigel Turner, Cumberland Bar, Benidorm will be doing a Focus report on the nightlife of Benidorm and the artists performing there. Should any artist/venue wish to be included :– contact Nigel on 685 550 106, email: ngltur@aol.com, web site: www.cumberlandbarbenidorm.com

Beni-Blues Brothers: The Tribute IF SOUL MUSIC and a feel good show is what you’re looking for on a night out then go and see the Beni-Blues Brothers strut their stuff. This show is worth taking the time to see as they have put a great deal of work into this Tribute Show. The two lads in question are John Morgan and Darren Cannon, who both worked the Costa Blanca circuit for many years performing a solo acts before coming together to create what is now one of the

THE JACK (AC/DC TRIBUTE) GIGS JULY Sun 4th: Daytona Bar, Levante Beach, Benidorm @ 17.00 Sat 10th: Rockstar, C/Girona, Benidorm @ 01.00

longest running and most established acts in Benidorm. You can hear all the songs associated with the Blues Brothers and it’s guaranteed to get your feet tapping and your ‘tail feathers shaking!’ They appear for six nights at the Western Saloon situated on Calle Gerona and at Sinatra’s on the British Square, Sundays Tuesdays and Thursdays. For more information call them on 628 485 619 or 630 835 202.

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U3A on the dance floor

The New Country Line Dancers

JAVEA’S NEW Country Line Dancers were almost swamped by eager pupils from U3A after serving up a hit demonstration at the Club de Tenis. The group showed off its skills to Javea U3A following a dinner at the club and members later filled the floor as they joined the dancers eager to learn some of the key moves. And such was their enthusiasm to try out the new steps, there was soon little space on the dance floor – marking the night as a resounding success. For further information on line dancing in Javea, call David on 966 470 632.

Johnny & The Cougars - Benigembla ‘JOHNNY AND The Cougars’ are a new band featuring Johnny Devilin, formely of Johnny Devilin & The Detours, who recorded with PYE records back in 1963 and worked with Adam Faith and Manfred Mann etc. The band will be performing on Saturday 3rd July, outside Bar El Gat in the main Plaza in Benigembla, starting at 20.00, supported by Fab FM Presenter Tony

Dean’s Roadshow Disco. This is a charity event in aid of Benigembla School and the new Doctors Surgery. This follows the Benigembla Summer Fayre starting at 15.00 with a wide range of stalls; childrens’ Treasure Hunt; games and an Art Competition for children and adults sponsored by The Arthouse (Gata de Gorgos). For more info phone: 965 581 405.

Michael Woo – Male Vocalist

MICHEAL WOO is a young talented male vocalist who performs songs from the West End, ballads, light classical and Elton John. Recently he performed in the finals of ‘Benidorms Got Talent’. Michael has been performing at venues in the Jalon Valley and on Friday 9th July will be appearing at the Awraba Restaurant in Orba. For more info phone Michael on: 965 584 332.

Top Quality Gourmet meals specially prepared by our Masterchef, Michael Yaffe 3 course lunches Evening Meals Sunday Lunch Tel 96 648 0125 Calle Inglesia 14, Jalon

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Festival fever hits the Costas tonight (Friday) with the opening night of the XIII edition of the San Javier International Jazz Festival. Americian rock musician and occasional actor Chris Isaak kicks off the festivities with an evening of rock and roll. Chris was voted No 68 on VH1’s Sexiest Artists so there is plenty of eye candy on offer for the ladies.

Vibes From The Costas by Tony Poole from www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com HERE AT the RTN as we are proud to be associated with Jazz San Javier as the official English newspaper for the festival. Our series of free concert ticket competitions is well under way and we’re pleased to announce the first winners. Congratulations to Lizzie McCombe in San Miguel and Peter & Anne Allen in Rojales; they won a pair of tickets to see Chris Isaak on opening night. Both correctly answered the question that ‘Wicked Games’ was Chris Isaak’s biggest hit. Many thanks to all those who entered. Over the past few weeks, we have put the RTN spotlight on many of the artists who will be appearing over the next 4 weeks. Here’s an update: The programme will stage 21 performances over 12 nights from July 2nd to July 31st at the 2,000 seater open air Almansa Park Auditorium. This year’s edition is dedicated to the memory of the late guitarist Willy DeVille who performed at the festival in 2007 and American jazz pianist Hank Jones who died recently and performed in 2005. The programme includes jazz greats George Benson; American jazz singer Dianne Reeves (my personal pick of the festival); legendary Cuban pianist Chucho Valdes with his Afrocuban Messengers; vibes and marimba player Bobby Hutcherson together with pianist Cedar Walton; saxophonist James Carter with his quintet; and Italian accordionist Richard Galliano with his Tangaria Quartet. Blues fans are well catered for with performances from New Orleans great Dr. John; Canned Heat who had big hits with ‘Going Up the Country’ and ‘On the Road Again’; Murcian blues rock group Los Bluesfalos; Robben Ford and Bill Evans with ‘Soulgrass meets Blues’; Women of Chicago Blues featuring Deita Farr, Zora Young and Grana Louise; and the collaboration of blues piano and boogie-woogie virtuosos Barrelhouse Chuck and Lluis Coloma. Jazz fans should check out rising sax star Marcus Strickland with his quartet; young gun trumpeter Christian Scott heralded as the ‘the future of jazz’; world renowned bassist Avishai Cohen with his quintet; the Festival Director’s pick and ‘one to watch’, Dhafer Youssef and his quartet with their music rooted in mystical middle eastern vibes; the brilliant Catalonian virtuoso guitarist Javier Vaquero with his fusion group; and two of the most prestigious jazz musicians in Spain, the Javier ColinaAntonio Serrano Project with singer Carmen Rodriguez.

The final concert features two British greats, Carol Kidd and Paul Carrack. Ms. Kidd has a long line of admirers including Prince Charles and Tony Bennett. Frank Sinatra said; “Carol Kidd is the best kept secret of British jazz”. This endorsement from Ol’ Blue Eyes gave Carol the confidence to make singing her career. In 1998 she was awarded an MBE. Carrick is best known for his work with Ace, Mike & The Mechanics and Roxy Music. His distinctive voice appears on some of these bands’ best known hits. The concert is dedicated to Brits in Spain in recognition to those who have faithfully supported the festival every year since the beginning. Tickets can be purchased from the festival office on the ground floor of the San Javier Town Hall (Tel: 968 191 588 or 968 191 568, email festivales@sanjavier.es), opening hours are 10:30 to 13:30 and 18:00 to 20:30. Saturdays from 10:30 to 13:30: Also Discos Carrots in Cartagena (Tel: 968 522 080) and ServiCaixa www.servicaixa.com Full details www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com plus you can find me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/tony.poole Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com. Keep the ViBES ALiVE! FREE TICKETS FOR WOMEN OF CHICAGO BLUES & THE JAMES CARTER QUINTET THE RTN is giving away free tickets for some fantastic concerts at this year’s festival. Here is a chance to win two pairs of tickets to see Women of Chicago Blues and the James Carter Quintet on Friday 23rd July at the Almansa Park Auditorium. The previous competition is also still open, so there is still a chance to win free tickets to Robben Ford & Bill Evans ‘Soulgrass meets Blues’, together with Los Bluesfalos by checking last week’s edition of the RTN or my blog. Here’s this week’s question; WHAT YEAR WAS THE FIRST SAN JAVIER JAZZ FESTIVAL? A : 1997 B : 1998 C : 1999 Email your answer, together with your name and telephone contact details. Women of Chicago Blues/ James Carter Quintet competition winners will be notified on Friday 16th July. Entries by email only to vibes@roundtownnews.com

James Carter

02 - 08 july 2010 Win a meal for 2 at the Inn Plaice in torrevieja (Mon-Thu) or at La Pista Restaurante In Jalon (Mon-sat Lunchtimes Only) by answering the Cryptic Crossword correctly. Answers by email to: office@roundtownnews.com or Fax: 96 570 5328.

Euromillions Draw Friday 25th june

Answers & Winner

One French ticket won the 27,989,077 Euros (£23,090,988) jackpot prize

Last week’s Crossword and Suduko answers found on page 42. Crossword winner for issue 558: Josie Walsh CAMPOAMOR

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Quick Crossword

Cryptic Crossword

ACROSS

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7. Freshwater fish (5)

1. Transmits (10)

ACROSS 7. It’s stupid to begin in an easy job (5) 8. Where certain chessmen are bred? (7) 9. Hothead joins American company - he’s married, of course (7) 10. The tree is not so young (5) 12. There will be no repetition - because no profit was made? (5,5) 15. He will knock lots down for people to pick up (10) 18. Engaged couple’s expectation after breakdown? (5) 19. Naval sword wounded girl (7) 21. There could be no sense in unity (7) 22. It produces a fine sort (5)

Sudoku

8. Ingredient (7) 9. Contrary (7)

2. Bisect (5) 3. Burn slightly (4) 4. Discover (6)

10. Deserves (5)

5. Fortifications (8)

12. Shelter (10)

6. Region (7)

15. Singer (10)

11. Father Christmas (5,5)

18. Healthy (5) 19. Local (7)

13. Inmate (8) 14. Ask (7) 16. Go to bed (6)

21. Sailor (7)

17. Pungent (5)

22. Goodbye (5)

20. Fruit (4)

DOWN 1. Out of which love shines? (5,5) 2. Flower or kitchenware given to youth leader (5) 3. Wager article is letter in Greek (4) 4. The captain’s game? (6) 5. A number are too old for the scope insurance risks (8) 6. The chief road to progress (7) 11. Telephone teacher - he’s needed in the circus (4-6) 13. Lied over wicked person (8) 14. Looked angry when milk producer got in sleigh (7) 16. The tidiest street on the French Riviera? (6) 17. The manuscript about beer is not for the fair sex (5) 20. Thanks ship for news agency (4)

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Summer saviours by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

OVER THE years we have watched out for and evaluated things that can make summer gardening less of a problem for little cost. SULPHUR POWDER – AZUFRE For only €1.60, we purchased 750 grams of pure yellow sulphur powder from our village general store this morning. What value for money! A basic natural product easily applied that solves several problems. a. We use it shaken through an old sock - we have a drawer of odd ones waiting to be productively used! – to dust tomato, courgette, squash, bean, pepper, melon and aubergine plants to prevent or cure mildew attacks. b. It can also be used on flowering plants that show sign of mildew. c. When preparing flower beds and vegetable plots it can be used by mixing into the soil to raise acidity levels and kill off some unwanted pests. d. It is useful to control or prevent ant attacks by dusting holes to nests or around vulnerable plants attacked last year. If you control the loss of left socks so that an odd sock never appears in the house,

one can buy a dusting machine from a local agricultural co-operative.

SCENTED GERANIUMS It would seem that the geranium bug will never be obliterated but there are things that can be done to minimise their negative effect. One is to plant a lemon or rose scented geranium amongst other types of geranium - this is the geranium from which geranium oil is distilled - as we do. A few drops from a bottle of geranium oil in water are also a useful twice weekly spray. SAVING WATER Water conservation can be improved by the mixing in of Terra-Cottem soil improving gel into container composts and garden beds. Soils can reduce watering needs by up to 70 %, according to Murcia University. Attractively priced bulk containers can be purchased from www.terra-vida.com based in Mijas Costa. SEMI SHADE As discussed in our latest book ‘ Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’ the provision of shade on apartment terraces and balconies by blinds, awnings and gazeboes can enable a much larger diversity of plants to be grown in containers to create attractive and productive terraces, balconies and windowsills. In our view, plant covered gazeboes and trees in gardens are much more attractive

A lemon scented geranium

shade alternatives to Australian stimulated canvas sails. SHELTER FROM SOTHERN GALES FROM AFRICA Wherever one is in Spain, one suffers the red dust from southern gales and dirty rain. However, this has gone on for millions of years and the only practical thing one can do is to wash plants with a water spray from a hose. But the strongest gales are a greater menace. They can dry out plants in an hour unless precautions are taken. A few years ago, we visited a parched garden in September almost bare of plants. In conversation we were shown of colourful photograph of a recently planted garden in May – amazingly, the same garden. Troubleshooting the

CLODAGH AND DICK HANDSCOMBE have lived and gardened in Spain for some twenty five years, sharing their ideas and experience with others through their articles and books. Each of the books includes advice on sensible plants and ecological solutions to plant problems. They will be found in bookshops or can be obtained by mail order from the Bookworld, Amazon or Santana Books internet sites. The latter are the publishers and presently have a special summer offer for a collection of three books. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com July 2010.

garden with the owners, several important things soon became apparent... 1. Water retaining quality of soil not really improved before planting 2. Shallow rooted plants planted 3. Insufficient drips on the watering system, and not opened up as the temperatures rose 4. Southern boundary an open balustrade wall with nothing between it and Africa. Hot gales channelled through the gaps and hit plants full blast: a hedge of even tall lavenders would have given some protection to smaller plants 5. But the biggest problem was that prissy, thirsty plants had been selected rather than tough drought resistant plants. The site would have been great as a cacti and succulent garden.

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Shrimps with papaya and moscatel Sauce TAPAS FOR 4 PERSONS 16 Shrimps (16/20 kg) 1 Papaya Some fresh Coriander Some fresh Fennel 50cl Moscatel 50cl Cream 30cl Seafood stock

FOR THE SEAFOOD STOCK

2 kg of Seafood scraps and heads 2 tbsp Brandy 4 dl dry White Wine 5 Shallots 3 Carrots 1 Leek 1 Celery stick 3 Cloves Garlic 4 Tomatoes 3lts water 1 tsp Pepper and Salt

PREPARATION RTN AND RESTAURANT Casa ‘Mola Mola’ are proud to present a series of recipes. We will take a closer look at the Spanish tradition of eating, in particular the fabulous world of TAPAS. Eating tapas is typical to Spain and entertaining. It is a way to enjoy the company of friends or family whilst sampling several different flavours in small portions. OVER THE NEXT 10 WEEKS, CHEF SASSEN WILL BE PREPARING THE FOLLOWING TAPAS: 1. Patatas Bravas ‘New Style’ 2. Goat’s Cheese with Lavander and Vanilla Syrup 3. Dices of Tuna with Tomato-Pistache Marmalade 4. Fish Cakes Thai Style 5. Chicken Sticks with Mango-Teryake Sauce 6. Smoked Salmon filled with fresh Goat’s Cheese and Herbs 7. Boquerones with Sundried Tomato and Quail Egg 8. Shrimps with Papaya and Moscatel sauce 9. Scrambled Eggs with Smoked Salmon and Caviar 10. Bavarois of Horchata and Granizado of Moscatel

For the seafood stock, fry the seafood in a pot and flame with the brandy. Add the dry wine, the vegetables (chopped) and the rest of the ingredients. Simmer for about an hour. Then pass through a colander and set aside... Take the papaya and peel, then with a round molder cut out 32 balls. For the sauce, blend the Moscatel, cream and seafood stock together and simmer until reduced by half. Shell the shrimps and remove the black line running through the backs. Fry them quickly on both sides. Thread the shrimps and the papaya balls on a stick (ball-shrimp-ball) and put for a minute or two into a preheated oven. Prepare 16 glasses and divide the muscatel sauce between them. Garnish with some fresh coriander and fennel. Now put in the sticks.

Restaurant Casa ‘Mola Mola’ in the old town of Calpe is a must for every food lover! For reservations call 965 839 554 / 628 057 138 Casa ‘Mola Mola’, C/la justicia 6 C/campanarie 5, 03710 Calpe

Black and White Puddings back in stock

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Double feature WHEN I was a teenager and living in the UK, the cinema was a place to escape, and I loved the variety of the films that I saw. Though I was only fourteen, my moustache and my height and weight meant I was never questioned when I first started going to see my favourite horror films of the time. Vincent Price in glorious Technicolour heralded the horror film market of today. His films, and other grisly ones, were given an ‘H’ Certificate (presumably for ‘Horror!’) however, I was never ever scared. Science fiction too was finding its way onto the silver screen. I used to love the double features, and thrill that when one film ended another would begin. I even discovered plastic orange juice, otherwise known as ‘Ki-ora’, amidst the American B Movies of the time, yes that, and the usherettes that walked backwards selling Lyons Maid ice cream tubs, and choc ices. Science Fiction has become science fact in the new reality of today. When we watched Star Wars, way back when, we were left with a blazing trail of wonderful scientific achievements, and we were told that they would possibly become reality, ‘transmugerating’ from the fantasy of Hollywood production and moving into the necessary hands of future technology. When we were told therefore that the USA were developing ‘Star Wars’ technology, we saw this as a natural step into a wonderful future and marvelled at the possibilities of what would happen. Perhaps with one eye on reading George Orwell’s, ‘1984’ and Aldous Huxley’s, ‘Brave New World’, we saw a future developing with computers and house robots and space travel. Thus we may not be afraid of the technology developed now; unless, that is, it could be turned around to harm us in any way. Spirituality is the antidote for any fear, and it is the way forward for increasingly larger numbers of the population. As ‘Natural?’ disasters seem to criss-cross our Planet bringing sudden destruction without warning, there are thankfully many who can now think outside the box.

Planetary changes are now becoming evident. Cassini exploratory and observational N.A.S.A spacecraft have located a rotating hexagon of swirling clouds attached to the north pole of Saturn. The swirling mass has a triangle on top, clearly visible, and there is an all seeing eye in the middle of it. It may shock you to know that the size of this phenomenon is sixty miles deep and 15,000 miles wide, means that it is four times larger than Planet Earth! Planet Jupiter lost a red ring just lately too: I wonder what happened to that? The famous rings are, in fact, varying storm conditions connected to the polarity of this mighty Planet. People say that the weather is changing. It is. I usually sort out a Summer wardrobe, and wear those clothes for six months. Nowadays, here in Spain I have a Summer/Autumn wardrobe, and it gets worn for four months. 2012 isn’t to be feared. My workshops tell the truth as we know it, and as I perceive it. I hope that survival will combine with our spirituality to save lives and cope with changes all across the board. If you are semi aware, you have a duty to be now as fully aware as you can be. Be assured that Spirit can help, and will eliminate any fear. In the words of my favourite song from the ‘Rocky Horror Show’; “When Worlds collide”, said George Pal to his bride, “I’m going to give you such a terrible thrill…….at the late night double feature picture show!!” Trouble is the features of 2012 are not to be confined to the silver screen, and acts must become actions! 2012 THE TRUTH WORKSHOP 17th July: The Open Door Centre in San Miguel de Salinas from 10.00 to 17.00. Contact Patricia on: 965 717 394 or 672 109 432. 2012 THE TRUTH WORKSHOP August 1st: Finestrat from 10.00 to 17.00 Check contact info: www.kennycorris.net or 686 361 594.

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

Postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, my husband talks in his sleep. I can actually make out distinct words, but often his voice seems to change. It is as if someone is talking through him. When I tell him this, he never believes me! Angie M. Well, Angie, a lot of spiritual tuition takes place at night. Whilst we are sub conscious and approaching a dream state, we can be the receptors of Spirit messages. Through years of working I now get messages in my conscious awakening, but generally it is less scary to get verbal messages in course of normal sleep patterns, so Spirit does it that way. Why don’t you record your partner next time, and see what is being actually said? Keep in touch and please let me know if you get anything interesting!

Kenny’s Diary SUNDAY 25th July: The Maya Spiritual Café: Psychic and Spiritual Fair with readings; treatments; crystals...all our welcome: come and meet me! The Open Door Centre: San Miguel de Salinas: July 17th Workshop: ‘2012 The Truth’ 10.00 to 17.00. Contact Patricia on 672 109 432 or 96 571 7394. Summer Workshops in Finestrat: July 24th : ‘Higher Realms’. July 29th: Sanctuary Half Day Meditation. August 1st:’ 2012 The Truth’. Contact information on this page.

contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!

horoscopes by Kenny Corris The Uranus Retrograde in your first house at the end of the weekend signifies a change; to go in deep and to analyse a current relationship, current practise, and be unafraid to balance the books. Justifications are the way forward to making some sweeping changes, as you see just where it was you went wrong, and how to gain vital energy from this to be used positively in the dawning of a new future. We learn sometimes the hard way! With cosmic energies showering you with mixed blessings, it is your job now to extract just what it is that you both want and need to make a significant difference. For once you cannot think of others because what you are geared up to do isn’t selfish, but it is self preserving, and you need to respect your own immense capabilities. In the current scheme of things maintain your stance with the same stubborn pride which motivated you to do what you did to start with. You’ll be in two minds this week, so take a back seat and just allow the situation to develop to new dimension. Others have to have their say somehow, but their advice goes in one ear and out of the other because changes are not for change sake this time around. New territory beckons you, and whatever is holding you back from making a quick get away is giving you the upper edge on what should be in process right now, but must wait! Mercury rests in your fourth house, and will at the end of the week inconjuct with Neptune, bringing a triad into play. Watch finances and underline your specific wants and needs right now as a wave of unexpected energy knocks you for six. It is what you weren’t expecting that will now affect you and your current desires. Balance needs to be restored, but is good to feel that the shift around you is really confirming your way forward and illuminating your options. Have ready an escape plan as you are to be placed in a situation this week that tries to establish control, by taking away your own set or personal choice. The imminent retrograde of mighty Uranus has a prescribed effect on your immediate plans, and it would be wise not to sign any paperwork, or compromise on any contract or service plan, until next week. If you feel under pressure this week just take things in your inimitable stride and in so doing you will stall for time. Know just exactly what you are about to take on, because you haven’t really taken into account what all this will meant to you in the future. Look for a hidden agenda that decides to show what you are doing in a negative and yet highly emotive way, because flaws show, and they should be taken into immediate account if you are to capitalise in the process. Embrace the energies of a friend who knows that you will offer help just when and where it is needed. Cosmic balance right now shows you in a new light, and prepared and ready to make amends. Fair enough, you elected to take the reigns, and so it is up to you now which direction that you take ahead, and how you face the final conflict. Simplicity allows you a free hand to greatly soften what could be a mighty blow for someone, without hiding the vital importance of the actions you are bringing valiantly into play. Making the right connections right now would help. Your anger is best stored within this week, because you were right all along, and some time wasting has brought you right back to square one once more. As you look back, the writing on the wall is easy to see, but only you were able to see it. With everything now in place around you there is the need to make a start on the true journey of life, with all the thrills and spills that it may bring you, and above all you make a start on the pathway of your choice by deserving to be there. Your vast inner powers tell you that when all is said and done that something isn’t quite right, and nothing that anyone could do or say right now would stop you from making your own way through a minefield not of your own creation. Above all it didn’t have to come to this, but since it has then you are best left alone to your own devices to smooth things over under your terms and within your own jurisdiction. Time will tell others your way is the best solution. Before you rush in to defend recent actions you should know the whole story, especially the part wherein you are implicated in some way, through no fault of your own. You may find that you change your response entirely, since it is more powerful to walk away than to support this tangled mess of lies and the web of deceit, not of your making. You may have felt that you were in too deep; now actions have brought to you to your senses in more ways than one. Peace has always been your mission, and this week sees you getting the chance to update others just where you are, where you are going and how happy that you are to be left alone to just get on with it. Several people seem to want to live your life for you, and whilst you have steadfastly ignored what they had to say to you, you have developed strategies now that have changed the way that you think. Hey Presto, you are set to work wonders! Subtle changes can be felt, and you are highly excited by something you cannot wait to get your teeth into! It may be a new project, but whatever it is you are diversifying and using your talents for the good of others. That dreamy and romantic energy is well used to seeing the best in people, and working with their potential. This week it is Chiron directing and healing wounds from the past which you yourself will help to eliminate in good time and your own way!

If it’s your birthday this week... Accept the challenge offered, because poise and balance are gifts brought to your door, right now, at the start of what will be a very enlightening astrological year of depth and discovery from within the real you!

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The Face Of Spain Book Review by

Danny Collins

copy@dannyjpcollins.com

AT THE end of the First World War Gerald Brennan had fought at the Somme and Passchendale, had been twice wounded and was awarded the Military Cross and the Croix de Guerre. He was 24. A year later he moved to a remote village in the Sierra Nevada and later he settled with his American wife, the poet Gamel Woolsey, near Málaga where they lived until 1934 before returning to England as the war clouds gathered over Europe and Spain was plunged into the anarchy that precluded the Spanish Civil War. In 1949 Brennan and his wife revisited Spain, a land in the grip of famine where bandits roamed the mountains and thousands of people were reduced to living in caves. The result was the book The Face of Spain, a witty and sympathetic account of a chapter in Spanish history that remains almost unknown to this day. Of particular interest to me was the author’s search for the grave of my particular literary hero Federico García Lorca, murdered by the Nationalists in 1936. Today, Franco’s regime has vanished but its ghosts still haunt Spain – but when they were alive no one described the aggressors and their victims more vividly than Brennan. His account, now reprinted in this 2010 edition by Serif, is an unforgettable classic that should be on the shelf of any serious student of Spain’s social past.

Los Pistoleros Westerners Association

‘The American Trilogy’ being performed

Author: Gerald Brennan Publisher: Serif (paperback) Price: 13 euros ISBN: 978 1897 959633

All the featured books are available off the shelf or by mail order from Librería Europa, Calle Oscar Esplá 2, 03710 Calpe. Tel: 96 583 58 24; e-mail: libreria.europa.calpe@gmail.com Take along or send this review for a discount of 5% on your purchases.

Armed Forces Day

The happy prize winners

THE HONDÓN Valley Branch of The Royal British Legion celebrated Armed Forces Day with an afternoon of Cream teas and entertainment. Members and guests arrived at the Mercado building in Hondón de los Frailes to find the hall decorated with red, white and blue bunting and flags. The tea was reminiscent of summer afternoons in the UK; with scones, strawberry jam, lovely Cornish clotted cream and individual pots of tea just to set the scene! Cathy Carson entertained with a variety of songs, ending with a ‘sing along’. On show were photos and memorabilia from WWII. The poppy fans designed by the Branch, were much in evidence. The raffle, in aid of the Poppy Appeal, had prizes reflecting the 1940’s. The Branch meets on the 3rd Tuesday of each month and information on any future events may be obtained from the secretary on 677 376 770 or by e-mailing secretary. hondonvalley3577@gmail.com

Cat adoption day UTOPIA CATS, the group that re-homes abandoned cats and kittens, is to hold an ‘adoption day’ at the Patricia Pet Shop on the main road, La Marina village, Monday 5th July from 11.30 to 13.30. Cats and kittens of all shapes, sizes and colours are ready for adoption on the first Monday of every month and donations of cat food, cat litter or even a few Euros are always gratefully received. To visit the cattery, or for further information, please call 654 886 108.

Roman Catholic Masses Orihuela Costa - Parroquia de Cristo Resucitado La Zenia:

A summer BBQ night

Monday to Friday 10:00 Saturday 19:30 Sunday 11:00, 19:30 Cabo Roig: Monday to Friday 20:00 Saturday 20:00 Sunday 10:00 Campoamor: Monday to Friday 20:00 Saturday 20:00, 21:00 Sunday 09:00, 11:00, 20:00, 21:00 Punta Prima: Monday to Friday 20:00 Saturday 20:00 Sunday 10:00, 20:00

MABS Cancer Support Group, Mazarron is hosting a BBQ night on Friday 30th July, 7.30pm at SENSOL GOLF CLUB. Music by Julia & Cliff. Raffle. Tickets 15 euros. Available from Sue on 679 871 593.

Confessions: Before each mass. Parish Office: Monday 11:00 – 13:00 Telephone: 966 733 093 / 807 499 067 Parish Priest: Don Joaquin Carlos Carlos

ON SATURDAY 19th June, Los Pistoleros entertained people as part of the Montebello Fiesta. Los Pistoleros is a growing group of enthusiasts interested in the old American history and romance. As well as performing an American Trilogy and a traditional shoot out, the group also did two Western partner dances with the ladies in their traditional western costumes. For more information, please contact them via their website at www.lospistoleros.info or ring Marshall on 617 620 627 or Doc on 966 795 824. Everyone is welcome, young and old. Go as a stranger; leave as a friend.

Ladies who lunch support Paul Cunningham Nurses A VERY successful inaugural lunch was held for this brand new group of lunching ladies at the ‘Club Nautico’ restaurant in Guardamar last week. Sergio and his team at the restaurant did a wonderful job as 30 ladies, including Susan Reader and Karen Mountfield from Paul Cunningham Nurses, enjoyed the ambience as well as the food! The group’s motto is ‘We meet as strangers and leave as friends’. For more details of this group please ring Janine on 966 261 359.

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Computing Problems connecting to Wifi with aunty virus

Help me Aunty! Len from Hondon asks: Dear Aunty, as I write the vertical bar to the right of the text keeps disappearing so that I have to bring it back with the mouse. Tkn me ags to rite ths. I use XP wth wils k/bd & mose. Pls hlp. Aunty Says: I can clearly see you have a problem there Ken. I’m guessing that says “I use XP with a wireless keyboard and mouse” and I suspect this is where the problem lies. The first and obvious thing is to check your keyboard is near enough to the wireless receiver and that you have new and good quality batteries. If this does not solve the problem then maybe the driver software need reinstalling. Try the first options and let me know how you get on.

Tina Burgess from Rugat asks: Dear Aunty, Thanks for your interesting and enlightening article. Since moving to Spain I have kept many of the pages however the problem we are experiencing with our new laptop does not seem to have been mentioned. We recently purchased in the UK an Advent Roma 2001 T3100 series laptop with Windows 7 to use here in Spain. The problem we are experiencing is that the laptop is saying it is connected but will not let us online. We have successfully tried a friend’s laptop and that connects with no problem but if we take our laptop to their house no connection is made. We have recently read elsewhere that this is a problem with Windows 7 but

not sure. Any help you can provide would be greatly appreciated. Aunty Says: I don’t know of a widespread connection problem with Windows7 Tina, but the most common one is usually associated with the WiFi security code that you are required to enter when trying to connect to a Wireless router. If you can successfully connect to the Internet using an Ethernet cable (usually supplied by your ADSL provider) plugged directly into the router then we can focus on the WiFi card settings. However if this doesn’t work you may have a more widespread issue. Try it and get back to me.

French & Spanish accents Eliane via email asks: Hello Aunty. Could you please help? I use a laptop with English keyboard but I can’t find how to type French and Spanish accents. Could you give me some advice what to do? Aunty says: Hi Elaine. I normally use the ‘Alt’ key method which simply involves holding down the Alt key and pressing a 3 number code, but in your case as you are using a laptop I’m not too sure how easy this will be. This method is very straightforward on a standard PC keyboard because they have a separate number pad which you need to type in the number codes, whereas laptops generally share the number pad keys with the J - K - L and U - I - O keys and you will have to toggle the num pad on and off. This will vary model by model but it usually involves holding down the Fn key and pressing one of the F (function) keys. Once you have worked out how to use the number pad you can get all of the character number codes from www.asciitable.com

Can’t get onto google! Terry via email asks: Hi there Aunty, I am 99% sure you have written something similar about this a while ago but I didn’t keep a copy so could you go over it again, por favour? My neighbour upstairs has recently got ADSL from Telitec with a wireless router and said it is fine if we share his connection. I have setup the WiFi on our Sony laptop and we get a signal of about 45%. I have entered the correct WiFi security code but I cannot seem to get onto Google or Hotmail or any website. Can you please help? If it’s any help, we still get the old Telefonica dialup connection box and the laptop won’t work in our local bar either.

Aunty Says; Hello Terry. I’m sure I have covered something similar sometime in the past but as it’s a fairly common problem I will go through it again. From what you’ve told me you’ve probably set the WiFi up correctly and you are getting a good enough signal so I think the problem is your browser (Internet Explorer or Firefox) trying to connect via your old Telefonica modem. Open up Firefox or IE and choose the ‘tools’ option from the menu bar, then select: ‘Internet Options’. Click on the ‘connection’ tab and choose the ‘Never Dial a Connection’ option.

That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out

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What is Olé Comunicación? OLÉ COMUNICACIÓN is a new broadband operator that, thanks to the deployment of its very own telecommunications network, and with the most advanced Wimax technology, can offer its clients top quality highspeed internet and landline telephone.

month with everything included. But take note, this monthly payment isn’t just for a limited time as with other operators (for example: pay x euros for the first three months…), with us, the cost of €20 is just that – no small print or extra expenses.

DO I NEED A LANDLINE TO ENJOY OLÉ’S SERVICES? No. This is one of the great benefits we offer. Our internet arrives at your house through the airwaves.

SO, CAN I SAVE A LOT OF MONEY? There’s simply no better priced internet. You can do the maths yourself: you’ll see it’s easy to save; in relation to other operators you can save more than €120 per year by taking out a contract with Olé Comunicación.

IS THIS TECHNOLOGY COMPARABLE TO CABLE? Not only is it comparable, but in many aspects it’s even better. You’ll notice that you can navigate at a truly fast speed and that you’ll benefit from a high quality service. WHAT IS THE ‘SUMMER OFFER’? Right now you don’t have to pay any installation costs, only the monthly payments that amount to just €20 per

WHAT’S THE SPEED OF OLÉ’S INTERNET? Unfortunately Spain has been deceptive about the speed of the internet. Operators usually announce the maximum possible speed. We want to be clear, and so we tell you the minimum speed, which is 2 megabytes, but megabytes aren’t always the same. To give you an idea, with us you’ll

notice the speed is faster than that of other operators who offer 6 megabytes. HOW DOES THE LANDLINE WORK? It works exactly like a traditional phone. Also, you can keep your current telephone number if you already have one. Our tariffs are extraordinary; you only pay €10 per month, and we offer a flat rate for calls so you can call the UK, Ireland and other European destinations without additional cost. It’s that simple. HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU? It’s very simple, call us on 902 00 67 57, or visit our centrally located offices on Avenida Villamartín nº 2, in Orihuela Costa; on the same roundabout as La Zenia. We speak English, Spanish, German and Russian. We’re waiting to hear from you!

Ideal Lights Spain “Energy saving LED lighting solutions” We manufacture the brightest LED lamps on the market today and have an extensive range for homes, urbanisations and businesses. From spot lights to tubes, flood lighting to GLS lamps and down lights to urbanisation street lighting, our retrofit LED range will save you money. Fact!

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Costa Blanca North Alcoholics Anonymous Tel: C/Blanca North 648169045. C/Blanca South 625912078 www.aa-costablanca.org ARNAAP Tel: Susan/David Hollister 966404650 shollister@hotmail.com Autos y Caravanas de España (ACE) Tel: Caroline 965842562. Benimarco Doll Grp Tel: Carolyn 965731198. British Sub Aqua Club Diana 966495197 Steve 966470163 www.bsacmarinaalta.co.uk Caring Together: Regional Hospice Asn. (RPA 5377) Tel: 649956365/965894240 www.caringspain.com info@caringspain.com Christian Worship/Fellowship Cocentaina & Muro del Alcoy N340. Mark/Carla 965590442/ 618987649 cjhmeh@gmail.com Church of England Campello: Paul 965562008. Orba/Fontilles: Richard 965584240/Hazel 965587585. www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org Costa Blanca Anglo Spanish Assoc. Tel.Geoff 965757847 or visit www.anglospanish.org Costa Blanca Ex-Tablers Club Javea.Tel: Jim/Chris 962833749 www.costablanca41club.org Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir Teulada. Tel: Mike Evans 965744577 tikievans@teleline.es Costa Blanca North Gardening circle. Tel. Joy 966498681 Brian 965790253 Costa Blanca Samaritans Helpline: 902883535 Mon-Fri 8pm-12am. info@costablancasamaritans.com www.costablancasamaritans.com Costa Blanca Yacht Assoc. Tel: Rachel 965740923/Jacki 965995223. www.cbya.org Els Poblets English Speaking Resident’s Grp Tel: Heather 966475429 hcrowe@europa-network.com English Theatre Group. Helen 644543146 Expatriate Ostomates of Spain EOS Tel:966460063/965744426. Gardeners’ Circle Tel: Jenny Bussey 966405365. Harley Owner’s Grp C.B Chapter Calpe Tel: Max 625011892. HELP Charity Shop, La Xara Mon–Sat 9.30-1.30pm (Sat 1pm) tel 966422988 (24hr a/phone) www. helpofdenia.com Int. Motorhome Assoc Tel: John Sanderson Volunteered Coordinator 966474532/662032131. Int. Motorhome Club Tel 965851671/667508217. rayjeanbarber@hotmail.com DerekLoveday@telefonica.net (mark subject IMC) Labour Int. Costa Blanca North Javea Tel: Kevin/Ann 962808731. www.labintspain.org.uk Ladies Club of Busot Tel Teresa 965699407. Pres.Mary Holden john_marybusot@hotmail. com Masonry North Costa Blanca Tel Barrie Mansell 966719653 provincialsec@hotmail.com Medcare Mum & Baby Clinic Tel Hazel 966860258. doctors@medcarespain.com Pego & District Branch Royal British Legion Tel Fred 966400812/Brenda 663348565. Social: Ron 965583373. P.E.P.A Charity Shop C/Cervantes 26, La Font d’En Carròs, nr Gandía. Tue-Sat 10-1pm/ Fri 5-7pm. 650304746 www.pepaspain.com

clubs

P.E.P.A Stall Sat 10am-2pm at Bar Celtica Rastro, Novele nr Xativa. 650304746 www.pepaspain.com R.A.F. Transport Command Old Boys Assoc Jim Semple, 187 Severn Ave, Swindon, Wilts, SN25 3NB UK my_last_three176@btinternet.com Royal British Legion Spain Welfare: 676451780/952352300 (ans/phone). www.spainnorth. legionbranches.net Tennis Club Los Amigos Pego Fred Moeling 630113123 The Aircrew Assoc C.B Branch Tel Sec 966495042 www.acacostablan ca.org The Costa Blanca Branch of the World Ship Society Tel Clive Hedge, Javea 965795981. www.worldshipsociety.org United States Navy League Stewart 629478007 Various Craft Clubs Tel: 965794462 lesleyclark@ craftclubsjavea.com Women in Business Club Tel 669219088 www.wibc-spain.com Xàbia Public Lending Library C/Mayor, Xàbia Tel Alma Dorndorf 966470885/636898162 dorndorf@wanadoo.es Xativa Social Club Tel Sandra Kynes S.Sec. 962281047/Sue Drummond C.man 962287549.

Altea • Albir • Alfaz Alcoholics Anonymous Altea (English) Wed 8pm. Tel: 648169045. Alfaz Spiritual Foundation Tel 966878469/616319725. Alfaz English Theatre Grp Tel June 965844786. Altea English Library 1st Fl Bar Miramar Mon/Thur/Fri 11-1pm. Linda 965844707. Alteatro Tel Kate 965845039. Costa Blanca Computer Club Sierra Bernia School, Alfaz 965889187. Dru Yoga Tel Louise 644132836 www.thetransformation.com English Theatre Group More info & booking. Helen 644543146 New Hope Church Alfaz del Pi Cami la Querra Nº2, centro Mar Local Nº2, Alfaz del Pi. Pastor Stuart Wilson 625720347/ 965013230. Piecemakers’ Patchwork Quilting Grp Alfaz Tel Jean 639566692/ Linda 965790731. Second Chance Charity Shops Albir 966865342 Alfaz 966860222 Finestrat 965878229. Sculptural Gardens Alfaz Tel 966860230. info@klein-schreuder.com www.klein-schreuder.com Tigers Golf Society Albir Lills Lounge, Boulevard de los Musicos 692 749 478. U3A Marina Baixa Alfaz Tel Angie 687211722 angietaylor222@yahoo.co.uk www.u3amarinabaixa.com

Benidoleig El Cid Fri Auctions 639482222 elcidauction@yahoo.es www.elcidauction.com Paquitas Country Club V.C/man Janet Hills 966404306 Sec. Doug Farrow 966425281 www. paquitascc.com The Valleys Int Bridge/Social Club Tel Sec. Brenda Russell 966404533.

Benidorm Alcoholics Anonymous Benidorm English Thur 5pm 648169045. Flemish Wed 5pm 635074053.

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Please note that the DEADLINE for clubs announcements is Friday at 12.00 noon. Please email your details to clubs@roundtownnews.com or fax to 965 705 328 RTN clubs is printed monthly. You can also find clubs listed on our web page www.roundtownnews.co.uk

Al-Anon Benidorm English 634758539. Church of England Tel: Gary 965878995/Hazel 966895306. www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org Help Int. Benidorm Pres 607387040/Sec 608971223/ Equip 663495396/Visits 607386964/ Interpreters 607385842. Modern Jive, Benidorm. Tel Martin 965882119 Royal British Legion Benidorm Albir Tel Megan Howell 965887076/Luigi Samaden 965865899. The English Church Rev. Eddie & Mrs M. McMillan 966804215. Villasol Squares Benidorm Tel Peter 686208730, plot 1512 Villasol Camping.

Benitachell Amigos de Benitachell Colabora con Cruz Roja Espanola Donations/ proceeds: local Red Cross Ambulance Serv. Open Mon-Fri 10-1pm. BENITACHELL HELP Coordinator 667034576 help.denia@gmail.com Benitachell Ladies Club Tel: Carole 966493566/Pam 966493341. Marina Alta Pensionista Assoc (MAPA) Tel: 966490840 pauline.winfield@gmail.com Tai Chi Tel: Julia 619613236 Tap Dancing-Children Tel: Sherry/Ann 680673871. Therapeutic DRU Yoga Tel: Trudi 639361999

Benissa Costa Barber Singers Tel: Press Officer John Turner 965973612 johnraymondturner@ gmail.com or Music Director, Roger Gallant 966497657. The King’s Church Tel: 665278801/685006562 www.thekingschurch.net Reg No. 1384-SG

Calpe ACEC, Assoc Cultural & Ecological Calpe Tel: Carole 639637520 www.acecalpe.org AFPO Calpe Tel: Keith 965830106 www.afpocalpe.com Alcoholics Anonymous Calpe English 648169045. German 645456075. Amigos de los Ñinos de EMAUS. (Friends of the Children of EMAUS) Calpe Tel: Carole 639637520/Lin 679813462. Calpe & Benissa Lions Club Tel: Pres Eunice Hancy 965830819. Calpe & District 41 Tel: Ian Ritchie 965833102. Calpe Bowls Club Tel: Terry Street 965834924. Calpe Bridge (Winter Club) Tel: David 965832116. Calpe Christian Fellowship Tel: Pastor John Adamson 965832607/ Clive 965835502. www.calpechristianfellowship.org Calpe Craft Club Tel: Dilys 650312555. Calpe Gilbert & Sullivan Soc (CAGSS) Tel: Andy akheadfordlord@hotmail.co.uk or Aileen 696514613 (eve). Calpe HELP Co-ordinator 616 237 135 help.denia@gmail.com Calpe Men’s Dining Club (1986) Tel: 620307903/ 965638081. Calpe Port Christian Assembly Tel: C.Westaway 965834738/ B.Muir 965841910/ K.Merrit 965839157. Bible tel ministry: 965875128. Charity Shop of Calpe half way up Avda Gabriel Miro

behind Margaret’s Book Shop. Open Mon-Fri 10-1pm. Church of England Tel: Bill 965973276/Gillian 965838698. www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org Club de Bridge Calpe Tel: John Parsons (English) 965744814. Gerlinde Eder (German/Spanish) 965747241. Cultural Painting Club Tel: Pieter 965835212. Extreme Sports Club Tel: Christian 629987062 www.GravityCartel.com www.KitesurfingCostaBlanca.com Footlights Musical Theatre Grp Tel: Trevor Harder 965870198. ‘Little Stars’ Playgrp Tel: Kate 965832314 (English) Canin 965837977 (Spanish). MOFTAG Tel: Michelle 965874284 Non Smoking Grp for Singles Text/tel: 637160545. Probus of Calpe & District Tel: Sec Ian Ritchie 965833102. Rodeo Stompers Linedancing Calpe Tel: Barbara 630113649. Rotary Int. Fellowship Club of Calpe Tel: 965731701 www.calperotary.org.uk Royal British Legion Calpe Enq: Harvey 965831026 Welfare: Ursula 965747847. U3A Calpe Tel: Pres-Roger Milsom 965748827, m/ship-Edith Watson 965837542. www.u3acalpe.com

Denia Alcoholics Anonymous Denia English 648169045. German 645456075. Armchair Internationals Denia Rugby Club Supporters. Tel: Dave 629351266 or John 646650566 www.tuktuktours.co.uk/rugby.htm Castle Theatre Tel: Christine 626201636. Church of England Tel: Gillian 966421256/Carol 965783176. www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org Denia Tai Chi Tel: Vincent 966426588 Denia Choir Tel: Chris 966421776. Denia Craft Club Tel: 966420723. Denia English Lending Library 91 Passeig de Saladar wkday 10–1pm. Denia Int. Bridge Club Tel: Kees 965785387 vaneckcornelis@gmail.com Denia Int Rotary Fellowship Tel: Chris Potter 965755349/ Anwen Hughes-Jukes 965748909. Denia Writers Circle Tel: Sue 649400336 suemerce@gmail.com jean.oasis@telefonica.net Elite Friends Lee albrown1113@yahoo.co.uk HELP of Denia and Marina Alta 966427044 help.denia@gmail. com Salvation Army Evangelical Church C/San Jose 14B Denia Tel: 648191227. The Cancer Support Grp (M.A.B.S.) Tel: Maureen 690756836. U3A Denia Tel: Hugh Martin 965782262 u3adenia.org

Gandia Barx/La Drova Petanque Team Tel: Mike/Mary Cowherd 962807018 commodorepopeye@yahoo.com Church of England Tel: Wyndham 962853199. www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org Gandia Area Social Club (Int) Tel: David 962878298 www.gandiaareasocialclub.com Royal British Legion Gandia Tel: Cilla Ewers 676938739

Jalon Int. Music Circle Tel: Sec. 966405380. Jalon & Orba Lions Tel: Bob 675377473/John 666446366. Jalon Ladies Lunch Club Tel: Jacqui 669987976/966480830. Jalon Pensionistas Club Tel: 966481215/1425. Jalon Valley Help Health/welfare 659624643. Also new shop in Alcalali. www.helpofdenia.com jalonvalleyhelp@hotmail.com Jalon Valley Wargames Grp Tel: Paul/Jan 966405335 paulleniston@hotmail.com Jalon Valley Writers Grp Tel: Jill 965973393/Agnes 966482549 U3A Vall de Pop Tel: Bruno 690192976.

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Masonic Lodge Javea No: 40. Tel: Sec. Vince Dawson 966497485. Montgo Vegetarians Tel: 966471748 www.montgo-vegetarians.com Rotary Int. Fellowship Costa Blanca North Tel: 965795421. Roundabout Charity Shop MonSat 10-1.30pm. Royal British Legion Javea Scallops, Arenal. 2/4 Tue 11am Tel Sheila 965791270/Roger 965790123. Stamp Collectors/Post Cards/ Philatelists Tel: Derek Guyett 965795499/Dave Anderson 966476034. Taoist Tai Chi Society of Javea Tel: 649161290. The Javea Branch of the Royal British Legion is now closed for the summer months. 965790123 The Javea Players Tel: Geraldine Livesey 965790379 membership.jp@gmail.com The Original Charity Shop/ Library Javea Reg Charity No 3586 Open MonSat 10-1pm Av de la Fontana, Javea. Tel: 966460803/ 653630413. UFO Discussion/Research Grp Javea Tel: Jeanine (Pres) 658957102 ufojavea@gmail.com http://ufo-javea.wetpaint.com

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Who can drive my car? MANY DRIVERS often ask themselves who exactly can drive their car if their motor insurance is only in their name. The answer to this question depends on which company you are covered with, as not all insurers will cover you if an accident occurs when another person other than the policy holder is driving the car. In fact, many insurance companies only cover those that are stipulated in the policy or ‘Certificate of Motor Insurance’. Thus, if anyone else is driving your vehicle such as members of your family or even your partner or spouse, both they and you need to be aware that they may not be covered in the event of an accident. However, if you have motor insurance with Línea Directa, any person that you have given permission to drive your car (regardless of whether they are a nameddriver on your policy or not) can be safe in the knowledge that they will be covered for any eventuality. Nevertheless, as with all policies, there are some exceptions. Anyone driving your car must be at least 26 years of age and hold a valid driving licence that permits

them to drive legally here in Spain. Unlike with other insurers, Línea Directa policy holders also need not worry about how many years the driver that is using their car has been a licence holder. In the same manner, they also need not worry about a collision caused by this person (who is not a named-driver on the policy), as Línea Directa will still cover any damage regardless of who was driving the vehicle at the time. What’s more, these benefits are available with both third party liability and with fully comprehensive car insurance. In the case of an accident, the car would be covered as if you, the policy holder, were driving it. And once again, the only exception is that any driver under 26 years of age must be stipulated under the ‘Special Conditions’ section. Drivers of this age and younger, however, can still obtain car insurance with Línea Directa Aseguradora, which has a specialised department that deals with younger drivers, their questions and doubts. They too can purchase a motor insurance policy that is tailored to their needs – and again, at fantastic prices that

are amongst the best on the market. Without a doubt, Spain’s largest direct line insurance provider, Línea Directa, offers an unparalleled service to all of its customers regardless of age or nationality – and offers cover at really unbeatable prices. It is also particularly committed to offering an excellent service to its expatriate

customers by not only providing ALL documentation and services in English, but its highly trained team of professionals are always available to carry out all procedures as smoothly and as quickly as possible. To find out more about Línea Directa and its comprehensive and very competitive motor insurance policies, call 902 123 104.

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THE TORREVIEJA Local Police stopped more than sixty scooters, mopeds and motorcyles last week in their latest crackdown to ensure that those types of vehicles have up to date ITV certificates. Of the 60 or so bikes that were stopped, in various parts of the city, 10% of them had expired ITV certificates and were therefore not legally roadworthy. In addition, four drivers were uninsured, two were not wearing helmets and two were not licensed to drive a moped or scooter. RTN has learned that the local police, not only in Torrevieja but in other municipalities, will be continuing to crackdown on illegal and non-roadworthy mopeds and scooters, so if you do own one please make sure that you have all the correct and legal paperwork before setting off.

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The Ibiza Good Stuff adds a great selection of state-of-the-art extras including a TomTom satnav system and unique SEAT dashboard dock and cradle, black iPod Nano 8GB complete with etched SEAT logo and SEAT branded content, iPod cradle and charger, and Bluetooth hands-free phone system. On top of this, Good Stuff buyers can look forward to keeping cool this summer thanks to the special edition’s climate control system, and looking cool behind the wheel courtesy of the car’s 16” ‘Sonda’ alloys and dark tinted rear windows.

ITV’s and drivers Hi Brian, I was wondering if you can give me some advice on the following: I am driving back to UK for a visit with my Spanish registered car on 24th June and returning on 30th August - my problem is that my ITV expires on 27th August. Would you advise me to get the ITV done early before we go or is there a leeway so that I can get the ITV done when I get back? Looking forward to hearing from you, Brian White

Brian Deller

Author of Motoring in Spain

I personally would have it done before I go, as it is an offence to drive without an ITV certificate (if required due to the age of the vehicle) and the same (MOT) applies in the UK. It would mean that if on your return you are stopped by the GC etc, you will not have to ‘sweat’ about not being 100% legal. Be careful in the UK as the police there are stopping many foreign-plated vehicles to see if they are legal. Keep in the vehicle copies of ferry tickets with the dates on, especially the return ones, proving that despite your fluency in English, you will be returning to Spain. I have had some emails from expats in Spanish-plated cars that have been fined in the UK for not satisfying the UK police at roadside. Have a safe journey and if you have any problems that would be advice for others here, please let us know. It is my intention, as I am now 74-yearsold, to transfer my Ford Focus estate car to my constant companion for the following reasons: 1. The insurance premium is getting colossal

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and she is younger than me. 2. I wish to make it a gift and there will be no money changing hands. The car is a 2000 model and it is our intention to sell her car, a more modern Fiat Punto, insure the Ford in her name and make me a ‘second driver’. As I am a dialysis patient, it makes sense to do this. Can you advise us if taxes will be payable and the procedure to go through? I read your column every week and I would be grateful for any advice you can give us. What you are proposing to do is, as you probably suspect, against the rules of all insurance companies. The main, named driver is the one insured and the premium is costed against that risk. Many try this route to save on premiums where younger drivers in the family are concerned as often ‘Dad’ pays them anyway, but especially in the case of a bad accident where damages have to be paid that would normally be covered by the policy, the insurance company investigates and discovers what has been happening and refuses cover under their policy conditions supplied in writing when the policy was started. Just when you need the insurance cover, it is refused and you run the risk of being fined etc for not having the necessary insurance cover, or being ordered by a Court to pay the damages yourself. Even Third party has this damages cover in Spain. Also future premiums will be most likely increased due to the ‘fraud’. I hate bearing bad news!

No more space: more next week. There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com

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FAMILYBIKEHIRE.COM Hire-Sales-Repairs. The largest selection of bike hire equipment on the Costa Blanca, free delivery and collection. Tel: 966 774 598 - 655 338 066. See us at WWW.CostaBlancaBikeHire. COM (Spanish registered)

Low Overheads. Please E-mail leec697@gmail.com BAR BISTRO FOR SALE on popular lemon tree market. Excellent potencial. 88 cover. Sale due to ill health. Tel: 966-180-168/ 655-479-753 CASHKING TORREVIEJA Pawnshop for sale. Highly profitable Pawnshop with licence to Pawn, Buy, Sell Gold, Watches, Consumer Electronics, ect. For first contact and more. Information admin@cashking.es or Tel. 965-703-774 DUE TO RETIRMENT: Very popular profitable magazine business for sale. Now in its 6th year. Alicante area. Worked part time, minimal overheads. includes all equipment Tel 690-222-273 DIRECT SALES FOR NEEDED PRODUCT Fritz box gives UK tel no and gives Free International calls. Also additional Spanish Tel no! Even if you have not got a landline? Domain names etc.Tel 696640747. www.sierracomms.com. www.prosperandsave.com sierratelecoms@hotmail.com

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/ upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424 ONLINE E-BUSINESS SUPPORT SERVICES INCLUDES: Promotional website marketing slideshows, banners, videos, audio files, graphics, logos, photo retouching, e-business consulting & training. Monthly fee covers hourly support and training services by email or telephone. Contact: Karla Darocas info@Darocas.com or 648 156 066

DRAGON REFORMS PROPERTY RENOVATIONS & MAINTENANCE. Tel 966807-098. Mob 639-917-798. Property Renovations/Shop/ Bar Refits. New extentions, patios, underbuilds, tiling. Complete new Kitchens/Bathrooms refits, all electrical, plumbing, carpentary work undertaken. References given, free quotes, work guaranteed. Benidorm and Surrounding areas. www.dragonreforms.com

EARN MONEY Tax Free. See Employment Column. LEISURE PRODUCTS BUSINESS established 10 years, rental and sales income, top Google ranking, future expansion plans in place, if required. Price 150,000€ which represents approx. one years profit and stock of around 50,000€. Currently run from home.

old, plot 273. 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. To view call Mary - Plot 291. Tel: 0044-7860-744-675. MOBILE/ PARK HOMES From 15.000€ TV, A/C, TEL, some with conservatories, permanent site, pool, tennis, new lounge bar, supermarket, 5 mins walk San Javier, all amenities, 3KM beach & hospital. 7 mins Murcia airport by car. Carol 968-192-425/ 626-055-622. Email: haydn47@hotmail.com Web: www.mobilehomes marmenorspain.com

FOR SALE MOBILE HOME At Camping Almafra. 3 years

LEMON TREE INTERIORS Home-visit soft furnishing company. Curtains, all types of blinds, loose covers. Excellent quality work at reasonable prices. Wide range of fabric and pole samples. Full fitting service. Call Claire to

02 - 08 july 2010 arrange a no-obligation visit in the comfort of your own home. Tel.968-698770/ 626-614-850 Website: lemontreeinteriors@hotmail. com

DRAIN SOLUTIONS Problems with constantly blocked drains? Need to trace the direction of your drains runs? Our drain camera gives you DVD evidence of your problems and above ground locators pinpoint the position. Tel Graham 626-570-121

We are looking for professional installers of kitchens, bedrooms and bathrooms. In the first instance please forward your CV to info@hfstrade2you. com. Showroom situated in Benijofar near Torrevieja.

EARN MONEY Tax Free, Legally. 250+€ P/Week. Work Self Employed from Home, PM, with a Computor & ADSL in Sportsworld activities. E Mail: horces@gmail.com for Details. EXPERIENCED HAIR STYLIST required for top Javea salon. Tel Victoria at Halo Salon on 965-794-202 CASHKING TORREVIEJA is looking for a Salesperson, Male, 20-35y with experience in Electronics. Must speak spanish, Send CV to admin@ cashking.es or call 965-703774 TELESALES STAFF REQUIRED to promote refillable cartridges, Ink & Ink systems for printers also flyer & sign design etc. Basic Spanish & Own Phone essential. Great commission paid weekly. Including a residual income. Call 966-799833 EXPERIENCED CAR SALES PERSON REQUIRED for busy car sales office in San Miguel de Salinas. Applicants must be smart, punctual and a non smoker with a full driving licence. The right applicant will be rewarded with a full time contract for this full time position. Please send CV with covering letter to info@ autosdirect.es AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit you. For info Phone Rosh 966785-520

EXPERIENCED SALES PERSON REQUIRED to work full time from home and from our office in Benitachell on a self employed basis for one of the Costa Blancas leading companies. Must have own car, computer, phone and be smart in appearance. Excellent commissions, previous applicants need not apply. Telephone 696-981-082 FEMALES AND COUPLES 18 to 65 required for adult internet photo and video modeling. Excellent rates. 697-697-842.

VILLA CLEARANCE SALE Dining table, chairs, matching sideboard, single beds, Mountain bikes, bed settee, many other items. 696655028. CHAIN LINK FENCING Chain Link Fencing, Rigid Fencing & Perimeter Walls. Free No-Obligation Quote www.Billericky.com or call 962-384-094/ 628-613-350 NEED A WEBSITE? Websites start 395euros, free domain name, free hosting. www. websitedesignscostablanca. com Tlf:-966-182-275

ANY REFORMS, MAINTENANCE, GENERAL REPAIRS. No job to big or small. Pices cannot be beaten. Free estimates. Call Hrista 667-339-588/ 965-709-203 PRINTING SPECIALIST in brochures and magazines. Unbeatable prices! 616-493487 or 965-720-817

WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our free English call centre now to find your nearest meeting. 900-818-794 QUIRO-MASSAGE & REFLEXOLOGY Relax and let yourself be carried away by a professional in massage. You will feel really great! Come to a professional qualified in Quiro-massage & Reflexology! Appointments by consultation! 639-439890. Denia. FACIALS anti-aging and non-surgical from 10€, massage anti-cellulite, therapeutic, aromatherapy. Suzanne 627-371-731 AQUA AEROBICS Ladies all ages, shapes, sizes, non swimmers and complete beginners welcome. Suzanne 627-371-731 PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing/ domiciliary team. Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517 JODIE’S GELS Nail technician: Gel nail extensions, gel nail overlays,

gel toenails. Finishes: French, colour, glitter. Repairs. Tel: 622-244-613. CREATIVE NAILS Creative acrilic nails. You come to me (Alfaz Del Pi) or I’ll come to you (Altea - Villajoyosa). Fully qualified, 15 years experience. Tel: 669-126-281.

FAGOR DISHWASHER top of range, Ex. Condition. 50€. 610-971-590 BOOKS FOR SALE In English:Quest for AdventureChris Bonnington 1982, Coastwise Navigation-GG Watkins, 1962, Navigation for Yachtsment-Mary Blewit 1973, The Sailing ManualBob Bond 1973,Cruising Under Sail-Eric Chiswick 1965, Man O´War-The Fighting Ship In HistoryRichard Hough 1979. 6 Hardback books for 25euros. In Spanish: Set of 20 Non Fiction new books (still wrapped) Assorted authors suit student. 35euros the lot. Tlf:691-202-307 ICE COLD AIRCONDITIONING UNITS “Plug n Go” two sizes available 9000 BTU €199 or 12’000 BTU €249 no mess, no fuss! FREE delivery 622727-430 FOLDING MOBILTY SCOOTER Very good condition. 350€ o.n.o. Tel: 0044-7542-512-542. PERGOLA 5MX3M Never erected. High quality solid timber, Treated. Ideal for Garden or Carport. 385€ Will

Delivery Free. 622-024-539 si.whitworth@gmail.com WHEELCHAIR Light, foldable, hardly used, LIKE NEW. 135.00€. Tel: 627-019-403. LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966443-370 or 625-985-491 FOR SALE Beautiful old convertible snooker/dining table with original ivory balls. Slate base. Gd con. 2.00m x 1.10m. 750€ono. Call Andy 630949883. ALADDIN’S For quality furniture and second hand household goods at prices that won’t dent your wallet telephone 966-457-291

ALADDIN’S Disappointed with offers elsewhere on Jewellery etc? Telephone 966-457-291 WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewelley, bought sold & part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafront near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003 Tel: 965-792-595.

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BATTERIES FOR MOBILITY SCOOTERS all sizes, from 12V 10AH to 12V 100AH, very good prices from 25€. Fully guaranteed. Ring Gary on 610-344-273 POOL, SNOOKER TABLES will beat any price. Tel: 666933-726 PINE FURNITURE SALE Large Quantity of Top Quality Flat Pack Furniture For Sale. The stock includes:Kingsize Beds, Double Beds, Single Begs, Treble Robes, Double Robes, Bedside Cabs, Chests of Drawers, Computer Desks, Sideboards, Welsh Dressers, Bookcases, Tallboys, Mirrors, Wine Tables, Display Cabinets.Tlf:628-499-448 HOUSE AND PET SITTING call Margaret 968-186-781 or 659-824-156 KARAOKE MEDIA PLAYER “Brand New” 500GB. 70,000songs, software, songbooks, bar/home use. 275euros Tlf:-654-925-679

LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash. Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966443-370 or 625-985-491 FLYING FLOWERS beautiful bouquets to any UK address. Order by credit or debit card. Call Kelly’s 965-761-595/ 966-425-713

HONDA SHADOW 750 Aug. 2006, 1 owner, 15,000 black, lots of chrome. 4,450€ Imc. Transfer. 600-726-221/ 965687-976 www.fwreurocars.com SUZUKI GRX 600 gorgeous bike, good condition. 3,000€. Tel Allan 625-985-491 REPAIR & SOLD & BUY pickup from your home second hand motorbikes and scooter for reasonable price and quick service open 7 days. Tel: 680-644-010 TRIUMPH 955I English Reg. 2000 plate, speed triple 43000 miles, reluctant sale, recent service and new parts. 2,000€ ONO. Dave 693-211-542

LOOKING FOR A CABRIOLET? BMW X3 1.9 ROADSTER cabriolet, 1997, 46,000kms, fully serviced, British racing met. Green, alloys, aircon, full leather E/ seats, CD, rear wind shield, new soft top. Eye catching.

Only 6,950€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com BMW 325 CABRIOLET 2001 80,000kms, FSH, Met. Silver, blue power hood, M.Tec alloys, climate, full grey leather and much more. 13, 950€. 600-726-221/ 965687-976 www.fwreurocars. com MERCEDES CLK 2.0 COMPRESSOR CABRIOLET auto/ tiptronic, 2001, 2 owner, 55,000kms, FSH, stunning car finished in Met. Green and matching power hood, alloys, full charcoal grey leather, climate etc. Showroom condition. 15,950€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com BMW 320 CD SE CABRIOLET full M.pack, 6 speed, diesel, 2006, 2 owners, only 60,000kms, FSH. This car must be seen, finished in dark Met. Blue power hood, full cream sports leather, navigation, climate, M-alloys, ESP Xenon, parktronic, rain/ light sensors, E/heated seats, H/lamp wash, 6 CD. This car has everything! Stunning example! 21,750€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com FORD MUSTANG 1967 289 fast back coupe, black, totally restored. PAO. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com FORD TORNEO CONNECT COMBI Nov. 2005, 1 owner, FSH, high KMS hence price, light Met. Blue, alloys, R/ Privacy glass, CD, Aircon, Etc. Bargain 4,950€. 600726-221/ 965-687-976 LOOKING FOR A MPV 7 or 8 seater from 4,950 - 15,950 www.fwreurocars.com or just call Frank 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 GOING HOME? We have a good selection of RHD vehicles for sale or exchange. 600-726221/ 965-687-976 www. fwreurocars.com SELLING YOUR CAR? Cash waiting or will exchange. Tel: Frank 600-726-221 www.fwreurocars.com RHD PEUGEOT 206 1.4 HDI Zest 3, 2006, 3 door, 2 owners, 38,000 miles, fully serviced, alloys, aircon, CD, MOT/ TAXED, silver. Only 4,950€. Or exchange.600-

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726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com GOING BACK TO THE UK? Choice of 2 RHD Ford Focus C Max, 2004 1.7 Ztec, low KMS, FSH, blue or silver. For sale or exchange. 7,250€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com GOING HOME? RHD TOYOTA YARIS 1.3 CDX. WTi auto, 2002, 5 door, 1 owner, 49,000 miles, FSH, alloys, AC, CD Etc. Black. 3,450€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com 8 SEATER CITROEN JUMPER 2000 65,000KMS. Only 4,950€. 600-726221/ 965-687-976 www. fwreurocars.com HYUANDAI COUPE 1.6 FX 2000, silver, alloys, CD etc. Just serviced. New tyres and new ITV. 4,450€. 600-726221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com RENAULT CLIO 1.2 5 door, 2002, face lift model, white, fully equipt. Bargain 4,450€. 600-726-221/ 965-687-976 www.fwreurocars.com CARS WANTED accident damage, tech. problems from year 2002. Tel 661-362-005 RENAULT BOX VAN 2.5 diesel, white 2007. Full Service History, New Condition, 67,000kms. Tlf: 628-499-448 OPEL CORSA 1.5 YEAR 1995 Ideal as a first car for a new driver, well maintained and cared for. 3 new tyres, MOT to Jan 2011, DVD player etc. 995€ tlf 691-202-307. Altea area (close to Benidorm) WE BUY AND SELL quality late vans, cars and combis. For an instant decision phone 605-669-388/ 680-665-583

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BABY EQUIPMENT FOR HIRE chair, car seat, etc 965-836-450/ 696-206-249.

EXCHANGE OR SALE Los Montesinos Village, 3 double bed 2 full bathroom, Aircon Lounge- Separate Kitchen Diner- Galleria Utility Balcony Solarium For 2 Bed Beach Side Guardamar La Marina 600-754-677/ 672-943-003/ 965-003-472

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00 RENAULT MEG SCENIC DIESEL 5 SEATS 01 CITROEN SAXO 1.1 P/S LOW KMS CLEAN 00 FORD FIESTA DIESEL 5 DOOR A/C P/S 97 DAEWOO LANOS 3 DOOR A/C P/S 06 MERCEDES SMART CAR AUTO A/C 00 CHRYSLER VOYAGER DIESEL 7 SEATS 01 DAEWOO LANOS 5 DOOR A/C P/S CLEAN 99 REN MEGANE AUTOMATIC A/C P/S 01 HYUNDAI ACCENT 5 DOOR A/C P/S

BUMPERS, WINGS AND MIRRORS All body panels for all cars supplied. Tel: 966-875-497 or 618-592-396. HEADLIGHTS4U.COM Left hand drive headlights supplied and fitted. All makes. Tel: 966-875-497 or 618-592-396. VAN FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE English plated Fiat Ducato 2.ltr JTD 2005, SWB. 2,995€ or may swap for Spanish reg. Smaller van or estate car. Dave 693-211-542

98 SEAT CORDOBA 5 DOOR A/C P/S 1950€ 02 HYUNDAI ACCENT 5 DOOR A/C P/S 2,950€ RHD (SPANISH) 95 SAAB 900 ALLOYS P/S NEW I.T.V. 1250€ 99 SUZUKI SWIFT 3 DOOR V/CLEAN 1250€ 94 PEUGEOT 306 DIESEL 5 DOOR P/S 995€ 94 VAUXHALL CAVALIER DIESEL 950€ MANY MORE CARS IN STOCK ALL WITH NEW ITV/MOT´S P/X ON MOST CARS.

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GENERIC VIAGRA safe effective 100mg blue pills 24 for 50€. Also Kamagra oral jellies, effective in 15 minutes and generic Cialis, effective for 36 hours. Confidential postal or collection service. Call Ron at TT Marketing 966-499-204 LOVELY GIRLS TO PAMPER YOU 24HRS, Free Drinks. Great Time Guaranteed. Playa Flamenca. 660-308-993/ 619-229-217 KAMAGRA 100MG 24 tablets for 50€ also fast acting jellies and weekenders. Free discreet delivery. Quesada & surrounding area. Derek 685-207-378

UNSATISFIED MARRIED WOMAN im married and i give massages, and im waiting for you. Tel: 644052399 SEXY COUPLE OR SEPARATE Offers pleasure for couples, women, men, girl on girl, relaxed, discrete. At our apartment or yours. Call Jasmine/Sebastian 663-478-337 SINDY SUPER SEXY 36 years old, massage, private apartment, La Loma, Avenida Habaneras. Tel: 677-676-554 NATACHA divorced, erotic massage, very hygenic apartment, outings. Minimum 60€. Calle La Loma, close to Avenida Habaneras. 677-676-554 NEW PLACE! TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America. Come and enjoy, economical prices from 40€. NEW ADDRESS Zone Los Locos beach. 639-622-285 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking. Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118 TORREVIEJA CHINESE SUPER SEXY Young and beautiful. Calle Orihuela Nº60, 2º1 DANI 23, SWEET GIRL offers erotic service. House and Hotel visits or in my apartment. 650-104-534. Torrevieja area MALE 55 & MY STUNNING GIRLFRIEND 25 both British, Voyeur shows & threesomes with A, DP & SR. Also home-made DVD’S by post or collect. Torrevieja Call Steve 697-892-969 TRANSVESTITE TORREVIEJA dark skin, big vreasts, big surprise. Tel 610934-279 www.esnegratrans. blogspot.com TORREVIEJA CHINESE SUPER SEXY GIRL! Young and beautiful. Calle Orihuela Nº60, 2º1 SPANISH LADY, PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 JAVEA, MORAIRA East Europeon lady, super erotic massage and more. 661034-261 Hotel & Home visits DANI 23, SWEET GIRL offers erotic service. House and Hotel visits or in my apartment. 650-104-534. Torrevieja area YOUNG 65 YEARS OLD English man, looking for female friendship (English Spoken) Orihuela Costa. 636-196-660 GORGEOUS ENGLISH BLOND 45 years, gives discreet massage, 1 hour or over night stay, 15 mins Alicante airport. Tel: Karen 662-049-021 SEXY COUPLE OR SEPERATE Offers pleasure

for couples, women, men, girl on girl, relaxed, discrete. At our apartment or yours. Call Jasmine/Sebastian 663-478-337

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Now with video highlights included as standard. Contact Steve 966-470-163/662-570-702.

SWIMMING POOLS 8x4 10,000€. Building & repairing. All types of building work undertaken. Concrete flooring & tiled from 30€m2. Tel: 600-776-672 (Eglish) 677-643-845 (Español) POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. 100’s of private and communal pools successfully repaired on the Costa Blanca. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tel Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 Email info@ pristineswimmingpools.com www.pristineswimmingpools. com SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for

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MOBILE/PARK HOMES Ready to move into on permanent site. From 15,000eurosCarol. 968192-425 Mob. 626-055-622. Web. www.mobilehomes marmenorspain.com VILLAS VASTLY REDUCED BY MORE THAN 40% Det Villa, 3 Bed, Busot 158k, 6 bed det, pool, 279k (costs 550k). Etc. Wanted villas for rent, clients waiting! See Hot Properties on web site:-www.sierravillas.com. sales@sierravillas.com. Tel:696655028 ENGLISH/ SPANISH ESTATE AGENT needs resonably priced properties to sell in the torrevieja area. Complete service including free conveyancing. 647-218350 www.inmossp.com FOR SALE OR TO RENT Classic Spanish Old Town House. 3 double bedrooms (one with en-suite bathroom), master bath, downstairs toilet, new kitchen, large living room diner with real fire. Terrace with bbq, summer kitchen and shower. Separate sun terrace with views to the mountains. Recently reformed and fully furnished. 135,000€ or 450€ per month.Tel: 609-177-032.

QUAD HOUSE in aqua park residential in torrevieja bottom floor, living room, kitchen 2 bedrooms & bathroom top floor, 1 bedroom plus solarium, separate, secure parking, com pool, mins walk from superstores, shops and bars. reduced to 75.000 euros for quick sale for any information regarding the property contact me on email: james. ley2@hotmail.co.uk Phone: 0044-1248-712-562 WOODEN CHALET, EL REALENGO rural site, furnished, 2 bedrooms, large plot, must sell, reasonable offers considered. 664-760-428

ROMANTIC PRIVATE COUNTRY COTTAGE big lounge with woodburner, one bedroom, storage, large plot, 1 mile San Miguel 350€PCM plus utilities. Tel: 645496957 FOR RENT OR FOR SALE Classic Spanish Old Town House. 450€ per month. Tel: 609-177-032. (See main advert description under For Sale - General) VALENCIA CITY Two double rooms available in stunning shared 140m2 apartment, with 14m2 sunny terrace. The bedrooms share a full bathroom. Apartment is spacious, modern, wooden floors, light and sunny, peaceful, but only 15 mins walk to city centre. Supermarkets and market within 5 mins walk. View from terrace across city to mountains (6th floor atico). Apt has lift, trastero, internet, a/c and heating, new washing machine, new fridge, microwave, dishwasher and spacious lounge/dining area. Peaceful street with plenty of bars and restaurants nearby. To share apt with one other female, English, 34. No smokers (or you smoke on the terrace!). Professionals with work only. Looking for relaxed people with sense of humour who are used to sharing. Beautiful apt. Bills included. OPTION 2: If only one room is rented the price is 450 incl bills. Deposit of one month’s rent. Call 696 534 228. Hablo espanol! 1 BEDROOM FIRST FLOOR FLAT IN TORREVIEJA telephone line, English TV, pool. Near Friday market and Iceland, walking distance to bars, shops and sea front. Long let min 4 months. 300€ pcm including bills. 966-708573 or 660-859-862 ALGORFA TOWN CENTRE two bedroom ground floor flat, large terrace, swimming pool, furnished 250€ per month. Ring 00447949589539 or londonangels@hotmail.com

LONG LET Nice properties Two bedrooms from 360€ various locations. Call Paul 659-647-616/ 966-785-891 VILLA TO SHARE in La Nucia, large garden with pool, rent 325€ a month plus bills (must like dogs). Call ALISON: 619-569-805.

MAN IN A TRANSIT fast economincal reliable service. Ring for quote 965-836-450/ 696-206-249. GRAHAM’S TRANSPORT 24/7 deliveries, collection. Spain- UK- Spain or any where in Europe. Reasonable rates. Storage facilities are available in Spain and UK. Tel: Lyn or Graham 661-752-010/ 00447733-329-305 SPANISH LINKS LTD Low budget door to door fast collection & quick delivery removals or storage. Weekly reliable service. Full or part loads and even small deliveries. Spain/UK/Spain. Credit or Debit cards accepted. www.spanishlinks. co.uk Telephone UK office 0044-1209-843-971

LARGE EMPTY VAN with experienced owner, driver returning to UK regularly. Dave: 965-329-610/ 686767-839 MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846260 or 0044-7519-186-355 email van.man@hotmail. co.uk MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535

INTERPRETER cheap rates, I can help out with: Medical, Police, Schools, Admin. Call Olivia 605-778-559 TRANSLATOR Spanish and English speaking. Available for medical visits etc. Benidorm and surrounding areas. Tel Dawn: 626-337-258.

ONLINE SPANISH

LESSONS Learn how to put words together and start talking. Easy and effective system with immediate results. 600-400-668 www. howtospeakspanish.es GET YOUR COPY OF ‘SUPER SIMPLE SPANISH’ (Basic essential words) from Round Town News - Vall De Biar 14, La Nucia 03530 or Calle Aviles 41, Com. San Luis, Local 7, Torrevieja 03184. BRITISH GRADUATE TEACHER offers secondary/ primary tuition. English/ mathematics. Tel: margaret Johnson B.Ed. 965-350-516/ 616-660-687

COMPLETE SKY SYSTEM Including free to view card. Installed and guaranteed for only 349€. Hurry whilst stocks last. Tel: 617-911-118. QUALIFIED BRITISH TELEVISION SATELLITE SERVICE ENGINEER... With over 25 years experience. Same day service, all work guaranteed. Call Steve 617-911-118. FORGET THE REST GO TO THE BEST for all your digital & TV requirements Steve 660-186-505 Ros 965-584-097 www.ccsattv. com info@ccsattv.com SKY FREE TO VIEW Small dish & mesh upgrades, yes back on 90 Euro. BBC, ITV, CH4 & lots more. Also installations/ repairs. 10 years. Torrevieja. 679-876-926 DIGITAL SATELLITE SYSTEMS Largest

supplier and installer of famaval satellite equipment on the costa blanca. A genuine registered company with genuine registered premises. Mon-fri 8:00- 4:30. Www. digitalsatsystems.com 965852-251/ 965-866-999/ 965-854-528/ 966-804-748 (or see our main ad in the tv section)

AFRICAN GREY WANTED (DUE TO SAD LOSS) 5 star home. Tel: 699-245-165 WANTED FOR RENTAL VILLA Sunbeds, Large Table and Chairs, Small terrace tables and chairs. Tlf: Mark:648-155-975 JALON VALLEY RENTALS is looking for properties in the Jalon area for the 2010 holiday season. By placing your property with us you receive excellent coverage in the highest ranking websites and publications. Call us now for more information on our complete, low-commission service for short term rentals. Tel: 619642035 WANTED HOUSEHOLD ITEMS Instant cash payments. Furniture, electrical, tools etc. Tel John: 626-918-833.

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02 - 08 JULY 2010

The final whistle Blatter’s TV own goal With Andy Kay

Sepp Blatter BEFORE I get in to the nitty gritty of this week’s piece, let’s get one thing clear: England was beaten by a far better team when they were dumped out of the World Cup by Germany. The Germans, with a host of players from their Under-21 European Championship winning side of 2009, were fleeter of foot and mind as they gave Fabio Capello’s side the run around in the second half. Just why England played so badly remains a mystery. They were poor against the USA, woeful versus Algeria, lucky against Slovenia and off the pace against Germany. All in all, a pretty disastrous World Cup campaign from the so called Golden Generation. But it could, just could, have been so different if Frank Lampard’s ‘goal’ had been given. Having been 2 – 0 down, getting back to 2 - 2 before half time might have been the catalyst England had been looking for the entire tournament. Unlikely I know, but possible. It was a scandal that Lampard’s effort wasn’t awarded. Unlike some, I don’t blame the referee as he was front on and it must have been difficult for him to see. The linesman had a much better view and his mistake is the more puzzling. But of course it was us, the watching public, who had the best view of all. In a matter of seconds, we saw conclusive proof that Lampard had scored just as Guy Mowbray, doing the commentary for BBC TV, told us he had. Sadly, the fact that millions of people in the UK and around the World knew that a giant cock-up had taken place was neither here nor there. And the blame lies squarely at the door of Fifa president Sepp Blatter. Mr Blatter has consistently argued against video technology being used in football. For the life of me, I can’t understand why. Fifa did trial two types of technology recently. One involved a microchip in the ball and the other, the Hawk-Eye system. Both were rejected. But here’s the thing – neither of those would have been needed at this World Cup. Such is the magnitude of the tournament; the TV cameras already in place were more than up to the job. We saw conclusive proof of that in the England v Germany game and later in the match between Argentina and Mexico when Tevez scored from an offside position. Now, I do agree that stopping the game for every possible contentious decision would be crazy. But when it comes down to whether or not the ball has crossed the line it’s a no-brainer and a very simple rule of thumb could be used to cover all eventualities. If the replays show without doubt that a goal has been scored, then it should be awarded. If however the replays are inconclusive, then the benefit of the doubt should remain with the defending team. Blatter argues that in terms of technology, football must be the same at all levels. But that’s a redundant argument as it isn’t now. When was the last time you saw a team down on Hackney Marshes with half a dozen coaches and 7 subs? Simply put, at a competition as massive as the World Cup, the right decisions just have to be made. And if that involves a couple of TV replays and a 10 second delay in play then so be it.

Junior cricket ON SUNDAY 27th of June, two junior teams Catalunya A and Catalunya B played a friendly match of 20 overs at Beisbol Stadium, Barcelona. It was the first junior match organized by Catalunya cricket association since the junior trials in March this year. Both Catalan teams showed their talent and raised the hopes for the future of good cricket in Catalunya. As every Sunday, there are 4 hour training sessions for juniors organised by Catalunya cricket association There are many juniors who practice cricket and do cricket training every Sunday at Barcelona, but the best were selected to play this match and for parts of the two Catalan junior teams. Catalunya A won the toss and decided to bat first: the batting side started slow as the Catalunya B bowlers restricted them to a slow start. Soon after Kuldip Singh took charge the scores started building very fast, with his contribution of 42 Runs from 34 balls including three 4’s and one six: the Catalunya A reached scored 105. Ezaz and Asif were only two other batsman who crossed the double figure score with 11 and 18 runs respectively. From the fielding side Sachin, Tahir,

Abdullah and Nasir took two wickets each and Sandeep took one wicket. Danish Abdulla was proved to be most economic bowler from the fielding side, taking 2 wickets in four overs for 12 runs. In the second inning, the batsmen of Catalunya B struggled against the strong bowling line of Catalunya A: the only double figure scoring batsmen were Riaz and Imran with 14 and 20 runs respectively. From the fielding side, the bowler of Catalunya A, Amer Javed, took 5 wickets in just three overs, giving only 9 runs to the opposing team. Asif and Rahat took two wickets each and kuldip took one wicket, limiting the Catalunya B batting side to a total of 76 runs for 10 wickets. Catalunya A won the match by 29 runs. Amer Javed was declared the man of the match for his excellent bowling taking 5 wickets in just 3 overs for 9 runs. Mr Robert Masih, the President of Catalunya Cricket Association, awarded a cash prize to Amer Javed for his best bowling performance. The President also appreciated all the players for their good game shown on the field, and the junior team coach Mr Armghan Khan for his hard work with the junior training.

Badminton Tournament success MORE THAN 50 badminton players were in San Pedro del Pinatar last Saturday for a regional tournament which involved teams from El Campello, Aspe, Guardamar, Las Torres de Cotilles and Molina de Segura as well as the home team, San Pedro. A large percentage of players were winners at the recent Spanish National championship so it was a very high standard tournament. RTN went along to the tournament to meet some of the players and to also see a display from some wheelchair bound players. They gave an awesome demonstration of how to play badminton in a wheelchair and invited some of the other players to try it out; which only one did and he found it exhausting and extremely difficult.

The winners of the 7th ‘Fiestas Patrionales’ Badminton Championship were as follows: MENS DOUBLES: Vicente Alcaraz and Juan Lopez (El Campello) RUNNERS-UP: Moritz Pohland and Jan Keijsers (Aspe) LADIES DOUBLES: Sue Duke and Karen Sullivan (San Pedro) RUNNERS-UP: Maria and Lola Casillas (Molina de Segura) MIXED DOUBLES: Maria and Maxim Hernandez (Molina de Segura) RUNNERS-UP: Roger Jackson and Carol Clarkmead (San Pedro) OVER 60’S MIXED DOUBLES: Eleanor Ziaiahmadi and George Taylor (San Pedro)

Fishing

Costa Blanca round-up

Maggots end by

David Hoare

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RODS AND REELS THE WEEK was the last round of the knockout series, again held on the Eden canal stretch of the Rio Segura. There were no dramas on the day and the following anglers qualified for the final: 1st Mick (The Arsenal) Hill, fishing the pole using bread and corn with 5.360 kilos 2nd Terry (Swing ‘Em) Screen, fishing the pole using maggot with 5.340 kilos 3rd Clive (Golf no more) Cleghorn, fishing the pole using maggot with 4.400 kilos The main match of the week was the 8th in the Summer Championship and was held on the Embalse de Argos and again, the paste boys did well on the day. We say all paste winners, however, Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson who won, we think is using some of his own produce in the terms of jelly babies. He bites off their heads and uses the head, what we have to find out is: what flavour is he using! 1st Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson, fishing the pole using paste (or jelly babies) with 29.860 kilos 2nd Lenny (Ex Cultural Attache) Bolton, fishing the pole using paste with 24.560 kilos 3rd Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow, using paste and hemp with 23.960 kilos WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP This weekend the World Championship for freshwater angling was held in Spain. It was to be held at Lake Vicario near Ciudad Real. This was changed in the last few weeks to the Rio Guadiana at Merida, Extramadura. Several of us from the club went over to watch. The match was held over 2 days, the competition being 3 hours each day. England were victorious again. The England team consisted of Will Raison, Des Shipp, Steve Gardner, Alan Scotthorne, Stu Conroy and Sean Ashby. THE OVERALL RESULTS AS FOLLOWS: England 40 point Italy 42.5 points Holland 51 point Ireland 60 points Scotland 60.5 points Wales 66 points ANGLERS TOGETHER ANGLERS TOGETHER continues to grow, with firm friendships being formed since the group started 4 years ago. Many members fish together regularly and say they are happy to have taken up a sport to replace golf and the like, which have become so expensive. We have the occasional organised outing but the main aim is to introduce members to find fishing companions and to assist in finding the venues. It costs €10 to join for the first year and €5 per annum for each year after. If you are interested in joining or finding out more about Anglers Together, either come along to one of the meetings or contact Alan at anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com or telephone Alan Roscoe: 968 570 876. Meetings are generally held on the first Friday and Saturday of each month depending on other public holidays and local fiestas. Anyone with an interest in fishing (sea or freshwater) is welcome to come along to a meeting to see what we’re about. The next meetings will be held on Friday 2nd July at 12.00 at Mary’s Bar in Campoverde (north of Pilar de la Horadada) and on Saturday 3rd July 12.00, at Los Galayos Bar, opposite beach front, at Puerto de Mazarron. Warning: Anglers fishing last Wednesday at Argos were all checked for their licenses and insurance so don’t take chances and make sure you have all relevant documents to hand.

Players from the San Pedro Badminton team competed at the tournament

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02 - 08 july 2010

Handicaps, more disagreements! Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Professional coach and RTN golf expert 639 730 891

THE SYSTEM of getting correct handicaps for golfers in Spain is one of the most talked about amongst golfers of all abilities and nationalities. I personally don’t think we will ever get agreement when we have so many golf societies that have different systems in use. This inevitably leaves golfers who are members of two or more societies with different handicaps in most cases; a big problem if they play in the leagues against other societies. For a long time now I have been trying hard to get societies to all use the EGA Handicapping System so that we have a standard method of adjustments. Until this happens, what I am writing about below will always be a major problem. A reader wrote to me about the correct way to adjust handicaps for league players. He asked if the handicaps should be adjusted after every game or only once a month. This is a difficult question to answer but one that has an easy solution. All teams involved in competitions against other societies must first agree which system to use. It really does not matter which system as long as they are all using it. Then they must agree that medal play is the only true way of calculating a golfer’s true ability. Most golfers will be used to the Stapleford points system in society golf but in this system, an error of a score of perhaps ten shots does not get fully punished. Such a score can easily be made up by a couple of net birdies but in medal play, that score of ten stays on your card and if it is taken on a par five will take five net birdies to get back to where you started. We all know that particular task is much harder than it first appears. Therefore, the medal play system is much more accurate in displaying the golfer’s ability. This is then the method that should be used to provide the handicap of all golfers: there can be no arguments with the system as long as it is used properly.

This event will have one of the strongest fields of the year Some will say that medal play is too slow to play here: I disagree. If players play provisional balls at the appropriate time, medal play should not take any longer than any other game. It is because golfers don’t play provisional balls at the correct time and have to then go back that the time is lost. Once agreement has been reached on the method of assessing handicaps, there must be agreement on whether the adjustments will be made just after the monthly medal or after every single game. Once again, it does not matter as long as all societies use the same system. There is a tremendous disadvantage when some societies adjust weekly and some monthly. The game is hard enough without having such a big disadvantage to cope with as well. THE PROFESSIONAL TOURS The Open de France in Paris is the golf to look forward to over this weekend. The golf course on the outskirts of the French capital always proves to be a stern test and plays very much like a links course, although well inland. The winner will be a good golfer who hits the ball straight and has a good short game, like so many winners of National Championships. This event will have one of the strongest fields of the year as we build up towards The Open Championship later this month.

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Carp-R-Us news THE FIRST round of the Carp-R-Us Summer series was fished on the Embalse del Argos near Calasparra in Murcia. Winner on the day was Ian Dalzell. The water levels are still very high, and the fishing is still not up to the standards of past years. The weather was very hot but a good breeze got up; this helped in some ways but hindered in others. The next Club Petanca and coffee morning will be on Tuesday 6th July at 10.30. On the following Tuesday, 13th July, it will be the Club’s Quiz night starting at 19.30. Cost is one Euro each and a finger buffet is provided. The next CarpR-Us General meeting will be on Sunday 18th July, with the committee at 10.00 and the meeting at 11.00. The Club meets at the Bar El Alto La Dolores just off the new roundabout on the N332 between La Mata and Guardamar. Anyone interested in the Club, please contact the Secretary, Stuart Thompson, on 966 717 920 or visit www.carprus.net