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Spain’s spy in the sky revenue raiser DURING EASTER week, Semana Santa, the DGT are cracking down on speed, drug and alcohol abuse throughout Spain, to try and lower the number of deaths on the road.

by Keith Nicol

Fight for savings

Shirley Mulholland

SHIRLEY MULHOLLAND is fighting to cash in a valuable investment being managed by financial company Centurion Administration Services. Shirley, who lives in Javea, bought into the Argent Fund about seven years ago and took an income option after a friend assured her it was a safe investment. Read the full story on page 8.

THEIR LATEST weapon in the fight against speeding vehicles is a helicopter equipped with a military tracking style device to clock speeders. It’s taken six years of experimenting with Pegasus airborne radar, which has just been homologated in time to catch unwary drivers over Easter. Actually, technically the aircraft is not equipped with proper radar because they do not emit any electromagnetic radiation to calculate the speed of the cars.

The system Pegasus is coupled to one of the 19 helicopters of the DGT for which the Spanish Metrology Centre has given its approval to this unique system in the world of speed detection methods.

The major advantage of Pegasus is that it can track cars on roads without conventional radar guns,

especially on B roads plus it does so from a height of over 300 metres, meaning that it can operate outside the typical sight line of motorists using a speed detection system that modern detectors cannot pick up because as already mentioned, unlike conventional radars this does not use radio waves to calculate the speed of cars. The operator of the camera uses a joystick to simply point the camera at the vehicle and within nine seconds, it’s velocity is recorded. The camera has two goals; to capture the vehicle and a telephoto lens that records in HD, which also captures the license plate of the car, to allow the DGT to pursue any complaint. The calculation is performed using a system that includes laser range-finders making it completely undetectable to normal traffic.

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Getting a school bus grant

by Keith Nicol LAST YEAR, Torrevieja had to stop the free school bus service, which Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon described as the toughest decision he had to make in order to restructure the municipal budget. However, those in need were not left without transportation services and last week Torrevieja’s Councillor for Education and Youth, Rosario Martinez Chazarra, delivered 284 School Bus grants to cover costs from November 2011 (the month in which the transport came to be managed by the school AMPAS) until June 2012. Specifically, a total of 154 of these are intended to aid students in public schools, while the rest, 130, were for

students at the school ‘La Purisima’.

Rosario Martinez said that it is important to note that, although the total individual grants that were paid out on the day amounted to 46,055€, that the City of Torrevieja also gives grants through subsidies to the Delegation Local FAPA, Gabriel Miró and other AMPAS, which had already accounted for a total of 963,462€.

Finally, Rosario Martinez recalled that although cheques were delivered in person on the day, that anyone who qualifies and requests it, can be paid directly by bank cheque into their account, as is being done with all municipal aid and is already offered by notifying the Department of Treasury.

Torrevieja Audiovisual open for entries

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Cyprus’ remedy no cure TROUBLED CYPRUS swallowed its bitter pill on Monday but savers across Europe fear their cash could be at risk in future bailouts as recession gloom mounts.

Finance Minister Luis de Guindos

by Jack Troughton Financial markets were spooked over suggestions the controversial rescue deal for the beleaguered island could become a template for new intervention in the eurozone.

A raid on all savings had been proposed as part of the Cyprus deal – a proposed 6.75% tax on deposits of less than 100,000€ and 9.9% on those above that threshold.

However, an 11th hour agreement protected accounts in Cyprus of under 100,000€, although higher deposits are frozen and could be hit with a levy of at least 30%.

In an initial response to the highly controversial move to tax savings, Spain’s Economy Minister Luis de Guindos promised bank deposits under 100,000€ were “sacred”.

“The position of the Spanish government is that you have to respect deposits of under 100,000€, these deposits are sacred. Spanish savers should stay calm.”

And the politician said the turbulence in the financial markets triggered by the Cyprus emergency would soon calm down – underlining that Spain was now “on a positive track”.

But Madrid’s position will do little to ease

the growing suspicions that government is to tax offshore assets worth more than 50,000€ – including those held by expats classed as ‘tax residents’ in Spain.

People currently have to comply with an asset declaration by 30th April. Critics say the move could be the first steps towards a “cash grab” to fill government coffers.

Influential Spanish newspaper El Pais commented on the Cyprus emergency this week: “Is the cure worse than the illness?”

It pointed out overall EU public debt was rising because of bailouts yet the problems of the banks had not been solved and were creating “huge instability” while austerity policies were producing yet more recession and unemployment.

The newspaper said the moves to tax bank deposits in Cyprus was “one of the most effective ways of generating mistrust not only in the banks but in the whole system of authority that is supposedly coping with the crisis in the eurozone.”

It added that “to play with people’s savings is a very dangerous game, and not only in Cyprus” and called for a change in policies to allow the eurozone as a whole to climb out of crisis.

New destinations for Alicante’s El Altet Airport…

EL ALTET is to offer 15 new destinations from April representing a traffic increase of 500,000 passengers. It is hoped that the boost will help alleviate the loss of one million passengers in 2012 following the collapse of Spanair. 84% of the passenger traffic is comprised of foreign travellers – a symptom of the economic crisis in Spain. Traffic to Scandinavia and Russia has increased by 88%.

Quirón Hospital, pioneer in Europe for spine ailments

by Keith Nicol TORREVIEJA’S PRIVATE medical centre, Quirón Hospital, formerly St. Jamie, has been awarded the status of a Pioneer Centre for Europe in all matters relating to back problems. This is part of an International project with the American firm ‘SpineMark’ who operate the first global network of centres of excellence in the diagnosis and treatment of back aliments.

They have a special Team Column Unit who cover all specialties related to the spine and bone structure, muscles and nerves and have extensive experience in managing the pathology of neck, back and lumbar, adopting a working methodology aimed at obtaining the best results in the least invasive way. The unit has two differentiating services, which are: 24-hour Emergency and High Resolution Consultation. In 24-hour Emergency, first attention is paid to those cases that cannot wait and will be subsequently referred to the Team Column Unit while the High Resolution Consultation allows, in almost all cases, the patient to go back home with all diagnostic tests performed in just a single day.

The main risk factors that cause back injuries are being overweight, poor healthy posture, stress, sports, sedentary or heavy lifting, both at home and at work, which often causes injuries and results in many lost hours through sick leave. In fact, back pain is a leading cause of permanent disability and temporary disability in Spain.

According to Dr. Lozano, Head of Orthopaedics and Trauma Column Unit, “spine pathology is the leading cause of musculoskeletal disease. It is estimated that 90% of adults experience back pain at some time in their life. Of these, we can find a solution to the problem in between 80 to 90 percent of cases with a non-invasive treatment. However, despite the frequency, this is a highly complex disease.”

To treat major diseases such as lumbago back, cervical disc hernia and lumbar scoliosis, deformities, spinal stenosis and osteoporotic pa-

thology, among others, the column unit at Quirón Hospital perform surgical treatments in lumbar surgery, neck surgery, idiopathic scoliosis surgery, endoscopic surgery, percutaneous surgery, surgical oncology, pain therapy, physiotherapy and rehabilitation and psychological support when necessary.

All the care process is performed by SpineMark, an international leader in research, diagnosis and treatment of spine pathology. SpineMark is renowned for the creation of a universal standard in spinal care for which it funds and keeps open various research programs and clinical trials, which also are involving the column unit at Quirón Hospital. With this alliance, Quirón Hospital Torrevieja confirms its commitment to the health care model implemented throughout the group, which always has the patient as its main purpose and focus and is based on having the most qualified professionals on staff ti offer exceptional care to patients and their environment.

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The latest disgraceful souvenir from China

THE LATEST ‘hot product’ from China is attracting heavy criticism from animal lovers all over the world, including the Animal Protection Director of the NGO ‘Animals Asia’. Novelty key chains and rings are being manufactured using live fish, salamanders and terrapins in a small waterfilled glass attachment to the key holder. The manufacturers, from Fuzhou in Eastern China, claim that the tiny creatures can survive for up to two months in their little glass containers but “recommend releasing them within a few days.” However, most buyers confirm the ‘pets’ die after just one week with no food and no replenishment of oxygen. At present around 30,000 of these items are being sold every week.

Taxi drivers bring Alicante to a halt

AROUND 300 TAXIS brought Alicante to a standstill yesterday as they rallied to form a massive tailback through the centre. The vehicles moved at a snail’s pace through the busiest section of the city toward the Town Hall, making a deafening noise by honking their horns in protest against alleged ‘Consell breaches’ and the increased costs of operational licensing.

Spokesmen for various major taxi companies representing 85% of the city’s taxi drivers report that as yet no workable solution has been found following a meeting on Tuesday with the Deputy Director General of Transport, Julio Gil. The drivers are now considering an all-out strike.

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More Russians are coming

by Keith Nicol RUSSIAN RESIDENTS now account for the second largest International group after the British, in Torrevieja’s multicultural make up. To further build on these close ties, this week Torrevieja City Council has been represented at the International Tourism Fair in Moscow (MITT) by the Councillor for Tourism, Luis Maria Pizana, who has held several meetings with tourism and investment representatives from this area of Russia. Along with having a presence at MITT, Pizana also held meetings with members of the Chamber of Commerce of the Moscow region, to offer the city of Torrevieja as a tourist destination and resort that offers plenty of investment opportunities for this emerging market.

Luis Maria Pizana also made contact with the Moscow government delegate of the Republic of Bashkortostan, an area near the Ural Mountains, whose capital, Ufa, has over a million inhabitants

and is one of the 12 most important cities in Russia. Pizana indicated that this meeting was one of the first, with the exception of St. Petersburg, to promote Torrevieja’s promotional offering beyond the capital, Moscow. The meeting was attended by tour operators from the region of Bashkortostan, who were very interested in Torrevieja and the Costa Blanca.

In addition, the Councillor for Tourism has had the opportunity to make a visit to the town of Mitishi, a very prosperous city on the perimeter of Moscow. Pizana met with his counterpart from their council and both declared they are keen to build bridges of communication and friendship between the two cities, which they have, a population centre and similar features.

Finally, the Councillor for Tourism held meetings with major tour operators and Moscow Tourism Board have agreed on the details for operators to visit the city for two nights, where they will stay at the Cabo Cervera Hotel, Torrevieja.

CEO of Iberia resigns RAFAEL SÁNCHEZ-LOZANO, CEO of Iberia and board member of IAG (international Airlines Group), has resigned ‘with immediate effect’, having held the position since July 2009.

He is expected to be succeeded by Luis Gallego, currently CEO of Iberia subsidiary Iberia Express.

Continued from front page TO MAKE the measurement only takes nine seconds, in which the helicopter must have a clear line of sight to the vehicle, being less than a kilometre away from the subject and less than three hundred feet high. In those nine seconds, Pegasus

takes three measurements and calculates the mean speed, which is the one used for the complaint. Its margin of error is smaller than that of conventional radars, of only 3% and can measure speeds up to 360 km/h.

The DGT have heralded the concept as a valuable aid in cracking

down on speeders and making Spain’s roads safer. However many motoring magazines and divers’ organisations have noted that while it may be valuable in identifying speeders, which may eventually lead to them getting points and losing their licence, while the helicopter is operational, it only has one purpose, and that is to seek speeding vehicles and capture data. The sole purpose of the function of Pegasus is to raise revenue through fines. The system is not an aid in slowing down speeding cars, such as a visual deterrent of a Trafico car or bike, not designed to warn land based agents of speeding cars so that they can take action at the time, but only to raise revenue!

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Earth Hour “ It is not just about saving a few kilowatts of energy - the message is about climate change and changing your way of life to conserve global energy

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by Jan Gamm EARTH HOUR was celebrated at 8.30pm on Saturday 23rd March. Landmark buildings in cities all over the world shut off the lights including Moscow’s Kremlin; New York’s Empire State Building; the Arc de Triomphe and Notre Dame in Paris and The City of Arts and Sciences in Valencia. In Paris, the Eiffel Tower lights went off on time but were switched back on five minutes later due to ‘security issues’.

Isabelle Autissier, president of the World Wildlife Fund in France, said: “It is not just about saving a few kilowatts of energy - the message is about climate change and changing your way of life to conserve global energy.”

Pregnant and well blessed ON SUNDAY the Archbishop of Valencia, Monsignor Carlos Osorio, held a blessing for pregnant women at the Catedral Basilica Metropolitana de Valencia. He also gave his blessing to children under age two who came with their families. The celebration was held to mark the Day of Life, this year held under the theme ‘Love the whole of life’.

Church bells in Monóvar drop a clanger

THE CLAPPER of the church bells of San Juan Bautista in Monóvar, weighing 10k – 15k, caused a stir when it fell off again on Palm Sunday. It fell 40 meters from the bell tower on the stroke of 11am, exactly 15 minutes before the blessing and the start of the procession. Fortunately no one was injured. The area was cordoned off so that technicians could examine the bell tower. The clapper bounced off the wall of the tower before crashing to the ground below. This is the second such incident – the clapper fell off the tower a couple of years ago onto the car bonnet of the parish priest.

The Palacio Real pictured as the lights go out

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by Jack Troughton DETERMINED PENSIONER Shirley Mulholland is fighting to cash in a valuable investment being managed by financial company Centurion Administration Services.

The Reading-based company holds around £13,000 of her capital but she says repeated requests for the repayment of the money have been met with failure.

This week Centurion admitted a flat market had meant any redemption payments to anyone had been put on ice to protect all investors – and apologised to its frustrated Costa Blanca client.

Shirley, who lives in Javea, bought into the Argent Fund about seven years ago and took an income option after a friend assured her it was a safe investment.

And for a time she would receive a “useful” premium every year. She said the fund bought up life insurance policies being surrendered early and made money by holding them until they matured – or sold them on in a competitive market.

“Two years the payments stopped. I contacted Centurion and asked for some money and they refused – apparently the company had paid out to buy some large investments and that had broke the bank – that does not appear to be good management to me,” she told RTN. “After a lot of badgering they did pay me £5,000 but after that there was nothing. The last communication I had from

them was the fund manager was not going to pay out more until they sold some investments or bonds or something.”

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She added: “My overall investment is now £13,000, it is not a lot of money to a financial company and you would think they could pay out such a small sum.”

Shirley said she had constantly contacted Centurion. “I am very annoyed. I just want to nag them and let them know I have not forgotten and still want my money.

“But they just try and fob me off and say the manager has not made up his mind whether to release any funds. At one point they said I might get the money in five years but I might be dead by then. It is not a fortune but worth a lot to me.”

A spokesman for Centurion said it was hoped to release Shirley’s funds as soon as possible and she had already been labelled as an “exceptional case” highlighted to be given priority.

RTN was told the market was currently very slow and fund managers were “restricting” redemptions to protect all share holders but it was hoped to sell policies as soon as possible.

“We hope to receive some premium financing in order to pay out soon. I am aware of Shirley’s position and understand she is worried and she is one of the special cases being discussed by fund managers,” added the spokesman. “But it is a matter of timing and the market is not ideal right now and we do have to protect all our clients.”

Clunk-click campaign

By Jack Troughton DRIVERS AND passengers are being warned that seat belts save lives after a Costa Blanca study discovered in 8% of vehicles no restraints were used.

Wearing a seat belt is a basic element of road safety and cuts the death toll in traffic accidents by half.

Denia police mounted the research earlier

this month in an operation with road safety bodies and the traffic department and found in 8.23% no approved protection was used at all.

The worst offenders were drivers of private cars, 15.53%, and in goods vehicles just over 9% - yet every taxi driver was found to have belted up.

And the campaign found that all children in vehicles were correctly wearing suitable and approved restraints for their age and height.

Shirley Mulholland

The road safety campaign highlights the need to use seat belts and restraints on short and long journeys. It aims to get people to habitually clunk-click.

Drivers and passengers were also warned that airbags are designed to be used in tandem with a seat belt and in a frontal impact the chances of an unbelted back seat passenger killing someone in the front seat is eight times higher.

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One rule omitted from the Highway Code WHEN I got to the age of 86, I thought that after living and working in 35 countries and on 18 different islands that I had done and seen everything… I was wrong.

One day I drove behind a UK registered car onto a roundabout when suddenly the car in front stopped. As I applied my brakes I saw a young lady get out of her car, leave the engine running and the door wide open and walk off the roundabout to the local bank on the corner, where I presume she drew out some money from the cash point.

I could, of course, have driven round the car but was so intrigued that I sat and watched what she was going to do next.

She walked back to the car, ignoring me completely, threw the handbag on to the front seat and drove away. I think there is one rule omitted from the Highway Code… Do not leave your vehicle running with the door wide open on a roundabout! Robert York

Energy Performance Certificate

DO YOU know anything about the new law coming into force in Spain 1st June this year that says everybody will need to have an Energy Performance Certificate on their home?

I have been trying to find out about it but there does not seem to be much information anywhere that gives all the answers. Would it be possible to find out what is going on and maybe print something about it? I have looked through some of the Spain forums and have found some information but if this really is going to be a new law then surely there should be more information about something that will affect so many people.

Gemma Shaw

Who is the pauper of Europe?

RE RTN’s story concerned a Spanish worker who paid contributions for 10 years working in Spain and 5 years while working in Portugal: She applied and was granted a Spanish State Pension from the start of 2006.

The minimum entitlement for a contributory pension in Spain is 15 years.

Spanish social services took in her 10 years of payments in Spain but gave her a zero rate for her 5 years in Portugal.

This meant for her 10 years’ payment in Spain she received a reduced monthly State Pension of 337€. She demanded that her 5 years’ contributions paid in Portugal be included in the calculation – this would have increased her benefit to 864€.

Is there more to this story than readers are being told?

The way I and many more people read this story is that in Spain, for fifteen years of working, contributions from one’s wages, one (in this case a lady) is entitled to 864€ Spanish State Pension per month: that is approximately £750!

I do not know of one UK retired worker who receives that much monthly State Pension from the UK benefits system – especially having paid only 15 years’ contributions. For those male Brits over 65-years-old now, most had to work and pay for 44 years to qualify for State Pension! If they missed an annual contribution they had to make it up. Many worked for 50 years (48 years if they did national service) but received no extra for those contributions over and above 44 years. In the case of UK females who are now retired their situation is even worse!

If Spanish workers can receive monthly State Pensions of 864€ (£750) for 15 years of contributions, there cannot be many poor Spanish Pensioners.

On that basis it is the British state pensioner who, having worked and paid into the UK system for 44 years and who may receive a UK State Pension of approximately £650 (730€) per month who is the pauper of Europe?

B Barns, Campoverde

A shade too subtle RE: TUBBY Tamworth: I fear that the humour of The Guardian is a shade too subtle for many and that includes both the good people of Tamworth and Paul Watts. In his ‘Watts in Britain’ article he castigates Sarah Boseley of that newspaper for singling out Tamworth in her piece about the obesity epidemic in UK. True, she could have chosen almost any town in Britain but how many of them have given their name to a famous breed of pig, the porcine variety that is. Did no one think that that was just a little too co-incidental? Ken Bethell, Puerto de Mazarron

Who are we to argue?

WITH REGARD to residents within Spain having now to declare assets from outside of Spain, i.e. UK as regards British nationals, my wife and I are in this category and whilst we enjoy our life here we don’t like what will happen.

If there is a chance that the Spanish authorities wish to change their laws who are we to argue? However, I noticed in one of your editions that a reader advised everyone to ignore what is about to happen, remarking: “They can’t send everyone to prison who refuses to comply, can they?”

Maybe not, but they can impose fines on everyone eventually! I suspect he is an immigrant that has not applied for residency as this is what is going to bring to light who is residing in Spain without declaring it.

Having done some checking online I found that there is a Dual Taxation Treaty between the UK & Spain. There is a possibility that on declaring your assets the HMRC will refund the income tax back to individuals if you have to pay in Spain. This can be done by going online to HMRC for the rel-

evant information/application forms.

Click on ‘income tax’. From there the relevant information can be found under the headings below: Double Taxation Treaties Income Tax when leaving the UK, 1/4 Heading UK double taxation treaties - countries with agreements 4/4 UK allowances for non-residents: full details Personal Allowances Applications and claims by non-residents under double taxation treaties 3/4 Under Spain, download application forms in English and a copy for the Hacienda (Spanish Tax Office) (There are 16 pages in all for the application forms).

This also applies to people who have companies within UK, even though they reside in Spain - there are application forms for this.

I hope this helps your readers that find themselves in this situation. We suggest that people use a fiscal representative to action anything that is required. Name withheld

Feeding the hungry HARD WORKING charity volunteers caring for hungry families will get a 700€ boost thanks to the success of a fund-raising spring fair held last weekend.

From left are Tricia Cox, Harvest Store mascot Hugo, Nicola and Peter Cox

by Jack Troughton The cash is being donated to the Harvest Store in Javea by the organisers of the ‘Spring into Summer’ health beauty fair at the Inn on the Green.

The event was organised by High Street Heaven’s Nicola Franklin who was determined to help the work of the Harvest Store’s founders Peter and Tricia Cox supporting more than 108 families - more than 350 adults and 150 children.

Nicola said the shop had been able to help a number of different charities during the four years it had been opened at the Inn on the Green by running a series of events such as fashion shows and fairs. “We always align ourselves with a charity so someone can benefit”.

She said people were charged 1€ entrance to the fair and also encouraged to buy raffle

tickets or have a go at a number of traditional attractions like tombola.

“I think I first heard of the Harvest Store because I was told of the good work Peter and Tricia were doing helping disadvantaged families in the area,” said Nicola. “I just thought ‘there for the grace of God go I’ and let’s do something to help.

“I didn’t realise that there were so many people unfortunate enough to maybe lose their jobs or lose their incomes and the fact there is no help available in Spain for most people.

“It means that these families are relying on other people’s good will and charity to feed them.”

The Harvest Store is based in Javea Port Market and has a number of collection boxes in the town where people can donate nonperishable food.

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Overcome your phobia the Fast Track Way with Alan Gilchrist

By Alan Gilchrist As well as the simple sessions such as Fast Track Stop Smoking in 30 minutes, Weight Control or the Gastroband, Fast Track Hypnosis can also help with a multitude of other problems as well including phobias.

Over the 25 years I have been in practice I have dealt with thousands of people who had a phobia. Those ranged from the straightforward phobias such as Claustrophobia to the more unusual, such as a phobia of plastic spiders, gold, putting their false teeth in the wrong way round or passing wind in church!.

Whenever I first started in practice like most people I assumed the most common phobia I would treat would be either mice or spiders. However this was not the case.

The most common phobia that I would treat is Blushing (eureuthophobia ) where I would see quite a few people per day with this devastating phobia.

A phobia is a totally irrational fear of people, places, objects or a potential situation.

How a phobia can affect a person can vary greatly. It may be they prefer just to ignore it, to whereby in the phobic situation their heart starts beating very fast, perhaps a feeling of sickness, dryness of the mouth, tension, becoming breathless, to even a feeling of fainting.

For whatever reason a person develops a phobia it can completely take over their life.

They are constantly thinking about it and

will create scenarios in their mind on how to avoid the phobic situation. Even if they do have to face it, how are they going to react at that time, or will they make a complete fool out of themselves etc. The list is endless!

Put simply, a phobia is an outward projection of an internal anxiety. It can be created in many ways such as in severe stress, excessive anxiety caused by a recurring experience, or maybe by a past trauma.

There are various methods that can be used to overcome a phobia using hypnosis.

Regression therapy (not past life regression) The Client is regressed to try to locate the origin of their phobia and to understand what the circumstances were that created it, and then remove the anxiety associated with it. This can take quite a few sessions to try to achieve using standard Hypnotherapy, perhaps up to 15 sessions.

Fast Track Suggestion Therapy A method created by me where positive suggestions are implanted into the subconscious mind to counteract their fears and alter the perception of their particular phobia. I prefer to use the latter method, Fast Track Suggestion Therapy, as in my opinion it is the faster and a more effective way of dealing with any phobia.

When I am talking to a client for the first time I like to explain my Fast Track

Hypnosis method further. I would use the example of someone who watches a horror film on television, their conscious mind sees the image, and their subconscious mind reacts towards this image making the viewer become frightened. Obviously the image is totally unreal as it is only projected onto a piece of glass. In my view that is exactly how a phobia works!

The conscious mind sees an image (real or imagined) such as a spider, and the subconscious reacts towards the image taking it totally out of proportion causing a feeling of panic. Using the calming effects of the Fast Track Hypnosis method the subconscious mind is allowed see the phobia in a very funny way. The theory behind this is quite simple, by laughing at their phobia, they can not be frightened of it, and if they are not frightened of it, it goes away.

The process normally takes only 4 sessions depending on the response and commitment from the client as opposed to the “1000 hour analysis “ method used by psychologists , conventional Hypnotherapists, etc., however with the use of Fast Track Hypnosis it dramatically speeds up the whole process.

CDs are also provided to reinforce the ongoing results as the client progresses and finally they are taught self-hypnosis to give positive suggestions to themselves without the use of CDs. Many people want to overcome their

phobias, and after helping thousands of clients over the years to successfully conquer theirs, I decided to compile a list of as many phobias as I could and their technical name. This originally was a personal interest but the list just kept getting larger, and you can view the complete list on my web site alangilchrist.com.

As you will be able see from the list it becomes evident that people can suffer a phobia about almost anything, from the supposedly common ones such as spiders -arachnophobia to the totally unusual e.g. the fear of long words which is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (common in journalism). This in itself would give the poor phobic person another phobia Phobophobia, a phobia of having a phobia!

Alan and his son Jonathan hold their Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar, Benidorm and NOW FORTUNA. Alan is also the Creator of the Stop Smoking in under 30 minutes Fast Track System as featured and proven on TV. Jonathan also does sessions in Spanish as well as English.

For an appointment, Brochure, or free of charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408.

Jonathan on 691 784 954 Visit his web sites www.alangilchristinspain.com www.hypnosiscostablanca.com www.thegastroband.com

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14 funerals and a wedding Chris Marshall

AT LAST a wedding to avoid rather than a funeral!

Expat I say avoid because I steer clear of parties and large gatherings like the plague. Ideally I like four people blogger

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round the meal table, although I have accepted that if you really want to enjoy a meal in Spain you need six to share a variety of dishes.

Once you reach a ‘certain age’ you are inevitably going to attend more funerals than weddings, or christenings, and if you live an expat lifestyle in or around a retirement community it is only to be expected that there will be a higher than average number of funerals.

But I am not being flippant with the headline to this column: I can recall 14 funerals in the last six months and not one by natural causes - aka old age. Again it is to be expected that expats with existing medical conditions opt for the sunshine, but even taking those into account it is staggering how many funerals there have been.

Of course living in a marina with 60 plus bars, cafes and restaurants doesn’t help: nor does falling into the marina when drunk!

“ ...have you ever tried to drive at 20kph?

It is virtually impossible to drive that slow and keep your eyes on the road.

Try it if you don’t believe me.

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So the DGT want the Government to raise the speed limit to 130kph on motorways and reduce it to as low as 20kph on other roads. How stupid!

120kph is fast enough. I don’t believe that everyone is capable of driving at 130kph for sustained periods.

It takes more concentration and requires faster reaction times.

Surely if they are happy to have people drive at 130kph why not leave the speed limit at 120kph rather than tempt/encourage people to drive faster and just have a no fine policy up to 130kph?

And have you ever tried to drive at 20kph? It is virtually impossible to drive that slow and keep your eyes on the road. Try it if you don’t believe me. You are either continually changing gear or watching the speedometer to check your speed.

That can’t be safe?

And finally ... thanks for the emails regarding previous columns. To be honest I spend a lot of time driving through the void that is France so it is refreshing to know I am not writing into a void as well.

Chris runs ALStrays Transport (www.alstrays.com) along with his wife Sandra, transporting re-homed cats and dogs twice a month between Spain, France, Germany, Holland, Belgium and the UK. Email: chris.marshall@mac.com - Web: http://almerimarlife.com - Web: http://chrismarshall.ws - Web: http://expatlifespain.com - Web: http://alstrays.com - Phone: +34 676 65 36 81 Phone: +44 7845 663 599 - Skype: MyAppleStuff

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San Pascual craft workshop

By Keith Nicol TORREVIEJA’S CENTRE for the Third Age, San Pascual, is offering a special exhibition featuring the work of more than fifty students who are residents of the facility. Last week, the mayor of Torrevieja, Eduardo Dolon, together with the Councillor for Seniors, Immaculada Montesinos, and the professor who teaches courses in crafts, Concepción Vaquero, opened the exhibition to the public The students’ work includes paintings in all different kinds of media, craftwork, decorative pieces of mother of pearl and tortoiseshell, paintings on canvas, crochet work, miniature chairs and other items. Anyone interested in welcome to drop into the centre and see the display over the next few weeks.

Entrepreneurs contest presented to the press

by Keith Nicol YOUNG ENTREPRENEURS are being sought in Torrevieja through the incentive of a competition for the best and most innovative ideas, with 12,000€ in prize money.

The Councillor for Development, M. Carmen Gomez and coach Juan Carlos Carmona are using the competition to promote active employment policies throughout the city of Torrevieja.

The main objective of the X Contest for Young Entrepreneurs is to encourage the creation of new companies, implementing viable business projects to help reduce unemployment in the

town of Torrevieja. To celebrate its tenth anniversary, the Department of Employment and Promotion of the City of Torrevieja has increased the prize amount of 1,000€ first prize, from 6,000 to 7,000€, while keeping the five consolation prizes of 1,000 euros each. The deadline for submitting applications will remain open until July 31, 2013.

The competition is open to all entrepreneurs with the deadline date for the submission of projects being July 31, 2013, and open to anyone who has not attained age 40, both individuals and legal entities of which at least 51% of the capital must be in the hands of people complying with the above require-

ment and will constitute a business.

The competition has a first prize of 7,000€ and five second prizes of 1,000€.

Those young entrepreneurs who wish to participate can find the forms and rules at the ADL, the Local Development Agency of Torrevieja, Avenida de las Habaneras No. 20, telephone 966 708 846. They detail the criteria for evaluating projects: including the innovative nature of the activity, the economic and technical feasibility, the creation of jobs, respect for the environment, or that the business plan is a collective consisting of assistance to offer work to the disabled, women, immigrants or people at risk of social exclusion.

Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon is shown around the Casa de la Tercera Edad and the work of 50 craft students

Bikes for the needy

AS THE economic crisis deepens families struggling to survive find it impossible to afford costly transportation. Many have been forced to sell the family car yet desperately need to be able to get around in order to find work and also to visit charity food providers. The Children’s Traffic Park in Elche has generously donated 20 bicycles, complete with safety helmets, to Caritas for the use of needy families without transportation.

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Ambulance appeal cruises on A NEW state of the art ambulance should be delivered to the Red Cross in Alicante within weeks by generous Freemasons – the first fruit of an appeal by the Provincial Grand Lodge of Valencia for its 2014 festival.

by Jack Troughton On Monday the Charity Shop of Moraira and the Association of the Masonic Home of Valencia put another 2,500€ into the pot and the appeal total has now passed the 100,000€ milestone.

Stuart Macdonald, the Right Worshipful Deputy Provincial Grand Master, told RTN said a deposit of 50,000€ had been paid on the first ambulance.

“It will cost around 80,000€ in total and it is a very special vehicle. It is an ambulance designed for transporting severely handicapped people and severely injured people,” he said.

“We hope to present it to the Red Cross in the next six to eight weeks and want to stage a special ceremony at Hercules Football Club in Alicante.”

Changes in the articles of association for the charity shop and the fund raising for a retirement home have allowed donations to be made to other charities and good causes.

In the last 12 months more than 28,000€ has been given to various causes. Including the ambulance appeal, money has been used to prevent two people going blind, to the Bay Radio appeal for the children at the Preventorio de Gandia, Teulada-Moraira social services, and the Friends of the children of EMAUS. Pictured is Bernard Wilson handing the cheque to Stuart outside the Moraira Charity Shop with shop volunteers and Freemasons.

Elche to provide social housing for needy families ELCHE COUNCIL plans to provide social housing, prioritising those who have lost their homes as a result of the economic crisis.

The Regional Director General of Public Works, Housing and Urban Projects, Vicente Dómine, announced on Tuesday that an

agreement between the city of Elche and the government will be signed shortly, launching a programme of social leasing on homes for needy families. It has been confirmed that during the first phase of the project enquiries have already begun

into individual case studies for applicants that qualify for housing under the new system and whether the accommodation should be given free of charge or for a nominal rent. As yet, however, no availability deadline has been given.

Can we have our helicopter back?

FIRE PROVINCIAL Fire Consortium has criticised the government’s withdrawing of the services of the province’s rescue helicopter, calling the decision “ineffective and inefficient.” At a meeting last Friday Fire Fighters pointed out that although helicopter services were available from the forest brigade and also a SAMU medical helicopter, neither aircraft are equipped with the aerial lift equipment that is vital for rescue services.

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Línea Directa reports on driving in winter LÍNEA DIRECTA is one of the key players in the fight to reduce the number of accidents on our roads. For almost 20 years, it has promoted research into accident rates in order to encourage safe driving habits.

Due to the risks involved with driving in winter months, it now offers advice on how to act in adverse weather conditions.

WITH RESPECT TO THE CAR: Check your car, especially the mechanical components. Pay attention to brakes, lights, windscreen wipers and brake fluid, antifreeze and oil levels.

Don’t forget to check the condition of your tyres, including the spare wheel, checking pressure, tread and the grooves of each tyre which must have a minimum depth of 1.6mm.

Always take a reflective jacket, two warning triangles and a torch with you. Also ensure that your mobile is charged in case you need to use it in an emergency.

WITH RESPECT TO DRIVING: If you often drive in snow, consider buying winter tyres. In any case, avoid any sudden movements and, as a general rule, do not overtake. Take special care with snow which has turned into ice and always drive at low speeds.

If it is foggy or raining, adapt your speed and distance from the vehicle ahead to the weather conditions. Do not brake suddenly to avoid skidding.

Aim the vehicle’s heating system at the windows to prevent them from fogging up as a result of humidity.

When overtaking, reaching crossroads, leaving tunnels and in open spaces, be careful with any sudden gusts of wind, which might lead to a loss of steering and the vehicle overturning.

Call now for more information on 902 123 104.

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Semana Santa underway

by Keith Nicol

2013 marks the twenty-ninth Anniversary of the Semana Santa celebration in Torrevieja and the ninth time that the International Los Costaleros, have carried their ‘Throne’ through the streets. Monday night was the ‘warm up’ for tomorrow’s Good Friday main event and all went well and to plan, although the pasos took almost an additional hour longer to complete the route, for no apparent reason. The weather on the night turned out to be very pleasant and an estimated 7,000 or so people took to the streets to applaud and cheer everyone on.

The International Cofradia carrying the Paso of Nuestro Padre Jesús en la Oración del Huerto de los Olivos (Jesus in the Garden of Olives) receive a huge amount of respect from the residents of Torrevieja because until the International Community banded together to form Los Costaleros, forming what was the first International Cofridia of its kind, the 1,600 kilos that the Throne weighs, was pushed through the streets, as it normally requires 100 strong men to lift it and walk with it for the five hours that the Good Friday procession generally takes. On Good Friday, all 15 Paseos take to the streets, starting at 7.30 pm and finishing after midnight, when an expected 10,000 spectators

are expected in the centre of town. This year, Los Costaleros celebrated the fact that they still have 15 members of the brotherhood who have carried in all processions and all of whom are looking forward to the milestone tenth anniversary.

On Friday the processions start at the Inmaculada Concepción Church and includes the participation of the major cofradías: ‘Convocatoria y Mujer Samaritana’, ‘Nuestro Padre Jesús en la Última y Sagrada Cena’, ‘Nuestro Padre Jesús en la Oración del Huerto de los Olivos’, ‘Santísimo Cristo de la Flagelación, Santísima Virgen de la Estrellas, Reina de los Ángeles; y San Judas Tadeo’, ‘San Pedro Arrepentido’, ‘Nuestro Padre Jesús Cautivo (El Nazareno)’, ‘Nuestro Padre Jesús de la Caida’, ‘Santa Mujer Verónica’, ‘Nuestra Señora de la Esperanza y de la Paz’, ‘Cristo Crucificado y María Santísima del Silencio’, ‘Nuestra Señora de la Piedad’, ‘Santo Sepulcro (Yacente)’, ‘San Juan Evangelista’ and ‘Nuestra Señora de los Dolores’. From the Church, this longest of routes follows the course of Plaza de la Constitución, Caballero de Rodas, Patricio Pérez, Ramón Gallud, Del Mar, Cabellero de Rodas, Plaza de la Constitución and finishes back at the Templo Arciprestal de la Inmaculada Concepción.

More information on the Semana Santa pro-

Los Costaleros, Torrevieja’s men in green

cessions, activities and brotherhoods can be found at www.semanasantatorrevieja.com and photos from the entire event can also be found on Facebook, stretching back over the last nine years.

Also participated in the parade on Monday was the band of drums and bugles of San Juan

Evangelista, the Bandas de Rojales, La Unión Musical Torrevejense and the Banda de la Sociedad Musical Ciudad de Torrevieja. The end of the procession was uniquely moving, as the bearers of the sacrament, made a corridor for the Oración del Huerto, and cheered them as they finished their ‘carry’.

Messi celebrates Father’s Day with a tattoo

ARGENTINE FOOTBALLER and Barca striker Lionel Messi says his life has changed completely with the birth of his first child, named Thiago. He has expressed his delight in being a new Dad by having four-month old Thiago’s hands tattooed on his calf ‘Beckham style’.

Easter’s Torrevieja Cup 2013 begins today

By Keith Nicol THE YOUTH Football Tournament ‘The Torrevieja Cup’ returns to the ‘City of Salt’ this week. It’s an international football tournament, which seeks to combine football with tourism and entertainment, promote coexistence among the players and their families and to promote athletic endevour. The tournament will take place on 28, 29, 30 and 31 March with more than 1,200 players, 200 technicians and 80 people on hand organizing this event, which attracts more than 5,000 visitors daily.

Players pick up their welcome packs from Habaneras where they will also be a party with performances on Saturday at 7:00pm. The tournament kicks off on Thursday 28 March at 5:30pm, starting with a parade from the Plaza of the Constitution along the Vistalegre where all 23 teams are presented to the public, both male and female, in seven categories, prebenjamín, alevin, juvenile, infantile, cadet, Benjamin and women.

Competing teams are from Alicante: C.F. Torrevieja, Elche C.F., Promesas Elche C.F., Rafal-Estucados Real, C.F. La Coca de Aspe, Pablo Iglesias, Hércules Femenino, Elche C.F. Femenino, C.D. Los Montesinos, Algorfa C.F., Racing San Miguel and Crevillente Femenino. Madrid: A.D. Villarosa, Águilas de Moratalaz, Fuente el Saz, E.D. Moratalaz, Atlético Velilla y Nuevo Baztan. Murcia: C.D. Alberca and Ucam Guadalupe plsu international teams from, Norway: Opball If Football, from Finland: Kups Kuopio, plus local side Junior Strikers and from Denmark Greve Fodbold.

The tournament will be broadcast live via the internet on Saturday and Sunday. More information, updates and results for the Torrevieja Cup are available on Facebook and futbolme.com and icompetición.com results.

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The new European law regarding declaration of your worldwide assets by

Jennifer Cunningham

HAVING LISTENED with total shock to the saga of Cyprus, with all the implications of what the raid on people’s savings will do, I ask myself a question, along with I am sure, many others, what if it happened here in Spain? How frightening to think that our precious savings, which already have been taxed, can just be stolen by our governments to help support their particular economy, which is in desperate trouble along with some of their banks.

Absolutely amazing isn’t it, when the politicians and bankers make mistakes, and haven’t a clue how to resolve them, other than to increase the taxes or steal from us. We seem to be just pawns in a huge sea of men and woman with immense power. I fail to understand how by imposing more taxes on us until we have no spare cash to spend, can possibly help to extricate us from the ongoing crisis.

In Spain, many of you will have heard that one is now obliged to declare your worldwide assets - anything in excess of 50,000€, to include, investments, shares, deposits, property, etc. I understand this information has to be presented at the latest by 30th April. There is nothing to pay on this declaration tax wise; it is simply a check that the money laundering laws are being adhered to. All European countries have the same obligations to declare these funds, under EU law.

If you happen to have a larger amount you may be in serious trouble if you do not complete this declaration, as it may be considered fraud. It is in fact monitored worldwide by organisations like Interpol because it is

global. They are able at any stage to check if any money laundering is occurring and black money is deposited from organised crime, drugs etc which of course, as we mentioned above, is classed as fraud, which is a very serious offence and the fines can be extortionate.

That is why it is essential to complete this form, especially if you have funds above 120,000€ as the fine will be even larger. A Gestor will present these papers on your behalf at a very reasonable price.

With this in mind my company along with a very ethical financial company, the de Vere Group, will be holding a seminar in the Hotel La Lugana, on the Lemon Tree Road, between Quesada and Los Rasos on Thursday 18th April at 6.30pm. Drinks will be served from 18.00h. It is very simple to find with easy parking, and there are many nearby restaurants should you wish to dine afterwards. There will be some very interesting information on various topics, by highly trained people, who are regulated by the Spanish and Maltese authorities.

One of the subjects to be discussed is how to leave your private pension to your own choice of beneficiary and not just 45% to your spouse and the remaining amount to the Government, and other institutions: it will also be explained how investing correctly can be a tax advantage as well.

If you are unhappy with your financial advisor or he has retired, or he is not giving you a yearly update on your investments, de Vere can help you with this situation.

Please try and come, because I know there are al-

ways many rumours being passed around, which in my experience are either untrue or incomplete. This way you will learn the absolutely correct facts. I cannot stress enough that you would be very unwise not to complete this declaration. Along with the financial personnel, there will be a number of accountants/Gestors to help you complete the above mentioned forms, there and then or if you prefer you could book an appointment with them at your convenience.

Some of you may have noticed that my advertisement has changed this week. This is due to the launch of the Ex Pats Services. I have tried for some time now to be able to offer this service to the Ex Pat market.

Over the years I have made a few mistakes regarding my selection of associates to work alongside with.

I am now extremely confident that the team I have chosen to work with are all very professional and correctly regulated for yours and my protection.

I do hope many of you are able to come to the La Lugana Hotel on the 18th April, any knowledge to help you live legally in Spain, must be beneficial. My ladies from the Southern Offices will be there to greet you and help you with any insurance needs or information.

Please contact Ayla on 96 532 6209 or email ayla@expatservicesspain.co.uk to book your seats, we look forward to meeting you and being of assistance to you.

Just a reminder I will be on Bay Radio as normal with my Sound Advice programme on Thursday 28th March from 1pm – 2pm.

Jennifer Cunningham Insurances S.L The Costas leading insurance consultant. If you have a question please email her at: jennifer@jennifercunningham.net Regulated and Authorised by the DGSFP in Spain.

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Spruce up those terraces and patios SPRING IS here which means summer is nearly upon us. Now is the time to start thinking about sprucing up those terraces and patios.

Iron Art Factory Outlets may just have the answer you have been looking for. Their product range grows week by week with regular deliveries from overseas and the UK resulting in one of the largest displays of stock on the Costas.

As well as old favourites such as the classic Rattan Puerta Banus and the Cast Aluminium Leon ranges you can also see new Grade A teak furniture, space-saving cube sets and a line in aluminium sun loungers ready for lazy days around the pool.

There is a large selection of gazebos to suit any budget and these are an asset in the oncoming hot months, providing extra outside living space. Alternatively, you can purchase a less permanent structure such as our Deluxe Canterlever parasol which pivots 360º to save you moving to follow the sun and which can be stowed for the winter.

There is also a huge selection lanterns, candles, wall art and clocks to add those finishing touches.

Iron Art Factory Outlets are always ahead of the game by listening to their customers. This resulted in the purchase of their first containers of leather sofas and chairs in 2012. The line proved

very successful so Iron Art’s purchasing director decided to carry on and add not only to the leather range but also to buy some fabric sofas, already proving to be a huge hit - sensibly priced and of fabulous quality.

To compliment the indoor furniture you can also find a huge selection of quality designer rugs, lamps, cushions, mirrors and pictures and beautiful accessories.

All Iron Art’s Outlets are conveniently located with a character of

their own. You won’t be disappointed with what you see - so come along and have a look at what is on offer.

Outlets are at; Procomobel Home Centre, on the N332 Guardamar Del Segura, Los Montesinos, on the CV945, Gata De Gorgos on the main N332 near Teulada and at Antas, on El Real Industrial Estate.

For further information call the sales hotline on 0034 96 672 6891 or visit www.ironartfactoryoutlet.com.

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The crisis: it’s not all bad news!

SPAIN IS positively thriving when it comes to tourism Government statistics published September 2012 say 7.9 million tourists arrived during the peak vacation month of August, 5% up year-on-year compared to 2011 and around 200,000 more than in the previous record month, July. The largest jump in arrivals was from Russia, with a 47.5% increase, followed by neighbouring France at 17.5%. The biggest number of tourists—1.9 million, 24.1% of the market—came from Britain.

It would appear that in times of economic crisis most people are even more determined to have a holiday in order to offset the hard times they are experiencing in their home countries which is good news for everyone renting out their properties!

“We are seeing a marked increase in the number of rentals and an extension of the season. More and more clients are renting outside of July and August,” says Howard Roche of HMR Villas.

“Strangely, although we are all aware of the global crisis, it is the luxury villas which are renting at a faster rate than any other. We are also seeing an increase in villa purchases and owners deciding to rent their villas and employing the services of HMR Villas.

HMR Villas set up their Property Management & Rental business in Spain four years ago just as the recession was beginning to bite - not a good idea you might think…wrong!

Having reviewed the services and pricing policies of established local companies and listened to some of the horror stories relayed from their owners/clients of their previous experiences of renting they decided they would change the existing business model. They work differently with their clients, charging lower commission on rentals; paying owners in advance of their bookings; and providing a more comprehensive, personal and transparent service.

HMR Villas are seeing a marked increase in the number of rentals and an extension of the season

The outcome of this was that the company went from strength to strength resulting in the need for expansion and the decision to undergo a complicated and lengthy process to become an SL, giving HMR Villas the credibility they deserved as a legal, established Spanish company.

“We are still going strong despite the economic downturn of the last few years which has seen a number of our competitors vanish. We feel that we have achieved our success by constantly delivering a personal but extremely high standard of service both to our owners and rental clients,” says Howard.

Due to the increase in business their son and his family have just made the move to live in Spain to help with the increase in workload, maintaining the strong ethics that have already been established by Howard.

Howard’s son Iain already has a firm grasp of the family business

and its principles and comments: “Most importantly during the crisis, HMR Villas have maintained a business model firmly grounded on low overheads and efficient working practices that ensure owners and clients the best service and attention at a sensible cost. Having managed companies in the UK during the crisis, adaptability and sensitivity to clients’ needs is the only way to endure.”

It is not the strongest species that survive, or the most intelligent, but the ones who are most responsive to change: Charles Darwin, British naturalist Tel: 0034 966 492 544 Mob: 0034 627 848 357 Web: www.hmrvillaservices.com Mail: info@hmrvillaservices.com

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April in your garden by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Holistic gardeners and authors gardening in Spain for 25 years

IT’S APRIL on Monday and at last frosts should be past for everyone so Spring gardening can begin in earnest for those with gardens and also those restricted to apartment terraces and balconies. And don’t let’s forget windowsills around the house and on the street for village houses.

Annuals can now be safely planted but do ensure you plant them in rich water retentive compost/soil mixes. The mixing in of a half teaspoon of TerraCottem gel-based soil improver will pay for itself in reduced watering needs and fewer plant losses. It is also a good time to sow the seeds of such annuals as Zinnias and Marigolds. If you have a veggie garden sow Zinnias as a large patch for cutting and a line of Marigolds to attract Blackfly and deter insects, especially Asparagus Beetle and White Fly. While on the subject of beneficial, companion planting a pot or patch of Basil plants can help deter flies, beetles and mosquitoes. Likewise

Mint plants can help deter ants, aphids, Cabbage Butterfly and mosquitoes.

Thinking of ants, remember our advice last year to dust natural yellow sulphur powder (azufre in Spanish) around nest entries and on lines of crawling ants. This is less expensive and safer than using ant killing chemicals products.

Perennial plants and shrubs can now be planted.

Although frost damage was little this past winter and early spring, do select plants for your normal minimum temperatures. Review the frost and drought resistances of possible plants in the plant lists in our book ‘Your Garden in Spain’. For convenience the list is divided into groups such as annuals, perennials, ground cover plants, flowering trees, climbers etc...

There is still time to plant flowering trees for their flowers, shade and the hiding of neighbouring houses . But do choose trees appropriate to the size of your garden. Some such as Caesalpinia gilliesii, the bird of paradise tree and Cercis, the ‘Judas’ or ‘Love Tree’, stay small... However trees such as Jacaranda and Acacia can grow as tall as a house!

By the way, to help you in the garden centres, Latin, English and Spanish names are included in our plant lists.

Ask your gardening questions to Dick on Friday 5th April

Exotic shrubs such as Bougainvilleas, Lantana Datura and Hibiscus can be planted now but recognise they could be caught by air frosts during April. If this has happened before, plant in the sunniest and most sheltered spots in the garden. Against the south- facing house or boundary walls helps.

Before we run out of space, now is the time to sow vegetables such as carrots parsnips squashes and radishes and plant some more lettuce plantlets. In coastal areas tomatoes and peppers can be planted but it is best to wait until May inland. A full list to choose from with indicated seasonal sowing planting out and harvesting times will be found in ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’.

Of course perennial and annual herbs can be

‘Clodagh and Dick Handscombe’s gardening books make good presents. They can be obtained from high street and internet bookshops including Amazon UK and Spain. Thanks to readers the Kindle E-book Making waterless gardens a practical reality world wide is starting to sell well.’ © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com

planted now and annual ones grown from seeds.

We always sow a selection of differently flavoured basils chosen from the 30 or so varieties listed in the Chiltern Seeds catalogue. Have a look at their website. It is useful to request a hard copy of both the plant and vegetable seed catalogues.

Hopefully, April will be sunny this year and storms are light and infrequent as the rain earlier in March ensured that the soils are damp this year –a rather different situation to this time last year.

BOOK SIGNING Remember that Dick will be doing a book signing and question and answer session in the coffee bar area of Quicksave on the N332 near Pedreguer next Friday 5th April from 11am until 3pm.

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Improve your lifestyle with Milton Express Services - the perfect solution CURRENT CLIENTS already benefit from an arbitrage trading facility, regularly providing them with 2.75% monthly returns.

AS THE originators of the scheme, Milton Express actually markets a sports advisory service that pays significantly higher returns – but with a degree of volatility. Members will not only benefit from the services themselves - Winning Express offers a homebased business opportunity with the potential of earning generous commissions, by promoting the services to others.

So whether your goal is to achieve a regular tax free monthly return along with access to their arbitrage trading facility, or you are looking for a lucrative home-based business, Winning Express is the ideal vehicle.

Winning Express exists to provide its members with a sense of enjoyment in simply belonging to a club that’s dedicated to our mutual success: This season they teamed up with FC Torrevieja as the club’s new sponsors, offering their services to fans who would be interested in seeing higher returns on their money than is generally currently available to them, by using the company’s specialised expertise.

Now for just £99 residents on the Costa Blanca can join and

sample the full services for three months with a moneyback guarantee if they fail to make a profit. Presentations can be arranged in our La Zenia Office, your own home or a venue to suit. You can also register your interest via our website: www.winningexpress.com FREE DRAW FOR WINNING EXPRESS MEMBERS Become a subscribing member and gain the opportunity to win the fabulous ‘Cruise’ competition. Departing midOctober: Valencia-Malaga-Sardinia-Rome-Corsiga-Palma de Mallorca: All Inclusive, 7 nights: All transfers and 500€ spending money.

Winning Express is offering all members who have achieved Pioneer status the chance to enter their FREE draw: Get on board at www.winningexpress.com – check the website for full details.

If you are looking for more information on Milton Express Services, consultants will be available.

The Company now has a representative available within the Northern Costa Blanca area: for more information or a presentation on their services, please contact Denise on 965 994 815 or email denise@milton-express.com For further information on services and how to join Winning Express contact the Milton Express Office, La Zenia on 96 599 4815. Or call into our offices located on 1st Floor, Edif. 2 Centro Zenia, Avda. De Villamartin s/n Urb., La Zenia, Orihuela Costa. Find us off the N332 at La Zenia roundabout, above Alejandro’s Restaurant.

INTERNATIONAL HOME and LIFESTYLE EXPO The Winning Express Team will be in attendance at the forthcoming Home and Lifestyle Event at Castillo de Conesa, San Miguel de Salinas, on 30th April and 1st May.

All administration duties for Milton Express are carried out by Admin Solutions (UK) Ltd; Velocity House, Tenter Street, Sheffield S14DE Tel: 0114 213 3539. Visit the website for full terms and conditions along with details of all our services and promotions.

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by

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

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Cyprus rescue: The model for all rescues going forward - savers beware THE €10BN CYPRIOT rescue marks how the Eurozone deals with failing banks, with European leaders now committed to ‘pushing back the risks’ of paying for bank bailouts from taxpayers to private investors, the chairman of the group of Eurozone finance ministers warned, as reported in Reuters and the FT. JEROEN DIJSSEBLOEM, the president of the Eurogroup, said the relative market calm in recent months, coupled with the lack of market panic following the decision to force private investors and depositors to pay for the entire bailout of two large Cypriot banks, allowed the Eurozone to go after private money more aggressively when banks fail.

It now appears that Cyprus was the testing ground for this new policy, which can now be rolled out across the EU if any country requests a bailout, or already has had a bailout agreed, Uninsured deposits in Cyprus - those accounts have over 100,000€ - face losses of €4.2 billion.

Today proved that if you hold your lifetime savings in any European Bank it can be taken by the EU to pay off banking debts at anytime. Money left in a Bank is

now the least secure option for its safekeeping. Stop thinking this couldn´t happen to you!

Firstly ACT NOW while you still have your savings.

Secondly make sure that any money you leave in a Bank is well below the 100,000€ or £80,000 guarantee: I would personally leave a maximum of half of that, and that is if I felt inclined to leave anything at all.

Thirdly diversify your risk, placing small amounts in a number of Banks, if you choose to use them.

And finally, think about moving your money from the banking system altogether into an alternative investment vehicle, where the entity involved is fully solvent and cannot use your money to prop up their balance sheets.

Why would you risk putting your money in Italian, Spanish or even any EU bank after this?

Don´t bury your head in the sand - ACT NOW - or

A protester in Cyprus

would you be happy with the EU stealing your money from right under your nose?

If you feel you would like help in taking take control of your financial future you can contact me on 658 892 330 or email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity.

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Services Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

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The RTN Money Matters page has been created to help you our readers by giving you as much information about current financial matters and products as possible. If you would like us to cover any specific topics or products please email moneymatters@roundtownnews.com. Also if you have any questions that you would like answered by our panel of experts, email them to moneymatters@roundtownnews.com

Dividend payers in emerging markets bring diversification to an income portfolio WITH EMERGING market companies increasingly recognising the benefits of paying dividends, Article supplied By JP Morgan EMERGING MARKET equities represent an increasingly sustainable source of income. For investors with portfolios concentrated in the UK, this is good news.

LOOK FURTHER AFIELD FOR INCOME With interest rates at record lows, many UK investors are recognising the benefits of using shares for income. Investing in shares of dividend-paying companies can provide both an attractive income and the potential for capital growth.

However, equity income investors who limit themselves to the UK stock market are heavily reliant on a few big payers.

In 2012, five companies accounted for 37% of all dividends paid in the UK, while half of all dividends came from companies in just five sectors. The suspension of BP’s dividend in 2010, which resulted in a drop of almost 10% in total UK dividends, illustrated how dangerous this concentration can be. It therefore makes sense for UK-based

investors to broaden their search for income.

Emerging market shares, which have historically been attractive to investors for their capital growth potential, are increasingly presenting opportunities for those in search of an additional source of income. Emerging market economies are growing faster than developed markets, while emerging market companies typically have lower debt and higher growth rates, meaning they are more willing and more able to pay dividends.

WIDESPREAD OPPORTUNITIES AROUND THE EMERGING WORLD Many emerging market companies now pay attractive dividends – and these companies are not limited to the largest, most developed emerging markets. Companies in frontier markets such as Kazakhstan and Saudi Arabia are also increasingly recognising the benefits of paying attractive dividends.

The motivation for emerging market companies to pay

dividends is clear: dividends are widely viewed as an indicator of good corporate governance. To commit to and maintain a dividend requires strong cash management, so a regular dividend is one indication of a high quality company. Dividends are therefore a good way for companies in emerging markets to present themselves positively to investors.

For UK investors looking to broaden their income horizons, emerging markets therefore present compelling opportunities. Companies paying attractive dividends across a wide range of sectors in fast-growing markets offer the potential for a powerful combination of income and growth.

Adding emerging market equity income to a UK-biased portfolio can therefore help investors to reduce concentration risk and generate a more sustainable income.

This document has been produced for information purposes only and as such the views contained herein are not to be taken as an advice or recommendation to buy or sell any investment or interest thereto.

Issued in Continental Europe by JPMorgan Asset Management (Europe) Société à responsabilité limitée, European Bank & Business Centre, 6 route de Trèves, L-2633 Senningerberg, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, RCS: Luxembourg B27900.

Corporate capital: 10.000.000€.

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Don’t leave it too long to apply for your funeral insurance REGRETTABLY, PRESENT good health, a healthy diet and exercise are no guarantees to a long life for everyone. An accident, stroke, heart attack or cancer changes things in an instance.

Thinking of our own funeral can be depressing but we must look at it from the perspective of those left behind who will have to deal with your death. None of us would wish to leave our families with the anxiety of arranging a funeral in Spanish and in Spain.

This is where we assist many expats with our 24 hours Emergency Service: Tel: 650 461 816.

Keith of Rocamer Tanatorios takes control on behalf of bereaved families making all necessary funeral arrangements for cremation or burial with a religious service in English: death certificates will also be obtained on the family’s behalf.

To help alleviate the financial burden on families, which can be as much as several thousand euros in some areas, affordable

monthly insurance is also offered or if preferred a one-off pre-paid contract.

For insurance there is no registration fee or advanced payment (up to 69yrs), nothing to pay at death and no medical required.

Insured persons would enjoy the protection of worldwide cover, a death by accident insurance paying 6,000€ and membership of a private discounted dental/medical scheme.

Most people find the funeral insurance premiums surprisingly cheap. This is because funeral insurance is part of the Spanish culture. A Spanish person would normally be insured from birth so the premiums stay low.

We expats tend to join later in life enjoying the benefits of a long-established insurance scheme. With funeral insurance you have the benefit of being fully insured from day one and nothing to pay at death, unlike some funeral plans which allow you to pay over 5 or 10 years.

A word of caution: don’t leave it too long to apply for your funeral insurance.

Most insurance companies will not accept persons of 70 years and over but Rocamer will. If you are aged 69 years and 6 months to 74 years, ask for details. Once accepted onto insurance there is no age restriction.

For those who prefer it we are able to

Insured persons would enjoy the protection of worldwide cover

organise repatriation to homeland.

Contact Keith today for a no-obligation quote. Tel: 650 461 816 or email: keith.rocamer@live.co.uk

Rocamer is pleased to announce that it now offers medical insurance.

Opening soon: New office in San Pedro del Pinatar

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by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados

English & Spanish Solicitors

Illegal wills

I HAVE been advised by our solicitor that a Will raised in Spain will soon become illegal unless a certain codicil is added, due to the Government altering the law for foreigners (extranjeros). Is that correct as per Spanish Wills and Probate Law? IT IS not correct to say that the old Spanish Wills granted by foreigners (English, Irish, Scottish, American, etc.) in Spain will become illegal.

The situation it is that as per the European Regulation No 650/2012, the applicable law to the Succession / Inheritance will be the law of the country where the deceased had his/her habitual residence at the time of death. Also, as per its article 22 the testator /testatrix can opt expressly at the time of making the Will or at time of Death, for his/her national Law. This Regulation, shall apply to successions of person who die on or after 17th August 2015.

To give an example, if you are English and living in Spain, and you die on or after 17/08/2015, your succession will be governed by Spanish Inheritance

Law, unless you have opted for your national law. This is important, since a succession governed by Spanish Law includes forced heirs, i.e: descendents who must inherit at least 2/3 of the estate, whereas English Law does not have forced heirs and you can leave, generally, everything to whomever you want.

If you have children but in your Spanish Will you left everything to your wife, this will only be possible if English Law applies, so you need to make sure that on your Spanish Will, you opt for your national law (English Law).

Therefore, it is not that the Wills will become illegal, rather the wording of the Will would only be fulfilled if it is in line with the applicable law: Also that the Will could be contested.

In the case that your Will’s provisions are not possible under Spanish Law but only under your

national law, we advise you to sign a new one opting for your national law, if you haven’t already done so. We also advise you sign a new Will rather than a codicil. The costs are similar, but it is better, clearer, and there will be only one document to administrate, etc. Sometimes, it is not relevant which law applies to your Will and Inheritance. For example if you have neither children nor parents and you leave everything to your wife, it will be possible under both the English and Spanish legal systems, therefore you would not need to change your Will.

If you are not sure which law will apply to your succession, or if your Will should be updated, we can assist you. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

As a company we have over 25 years of experience in the Financial Services Industry and have been doing pension transfers since inception in April 2006. We are now in a position to offer Expats and UK residents our services due to a new product launch.

We understand that times are tough in the UK and overseas, and that people need cash NOW to sort out their personal lives. We are told every time we speak to clients “I would rather have my money now rather than wait until I retire” we completely sympathize and understand your feelings.

We now have several options to help our clients release money NOW from the pension fund. It is a very simple process and takes only a short time to release your cash.

No matter how small or large your pension fund is even the smallest amount of money now could help in these difficult times.

To find out if you qualify to release money now call 951 206 138 or email admin@kennedyfinancialservices.com or visit www.kennedyfinancialservices.com and complete the free assessment form.

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12 steps to buying a home in the sun by

Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

YOU’VE FLOWN over to Spain. Your flight was delayed on the tarmac to clear ice off the wings. You land in Alicante still clutching your overcoat and wearing your thermals to be greeted by 24º and clear blue skies. Is it any wonder that at this time of year there’s a flurry of interest in buying a property in Spain?

Estate agents’ Windows offer plenty of bargains tempting not only the holiday maker escaping winter conditions in spring but those already living here who are still renting.

With the sun shining and Spain on parade, dreaming of your own home in Spain is almost inevitable. But how do you buy here safely?

To begin the process we recommend that you use the services of a reputable and independent lawyer who is qualified and specialises in Spanish property law. You need to be able to communicate clearly with them and they need to be present before you sign or part with any money.

After that, your lawyer should guide the process. At Ábaco we’ve given our conveyancing website a bit of a spring-clean and here we outline the 12 steps your lawyer should follow to ensure the safe purchase of a property in Spain: BEFORE YOU PURCHASE Step 1 - Check that the seller of the property is the legal owner. Nowadays many bargain properties are owned by Spanish banks. Where this is the case, very thorough checks must be made into the property’s debt history including utilities and community fees.

Step 2 - Check whether there are any debts held against the property or any other problems that could affect the sale Step 3 - Make sure that the property has all the necessary licences and authorisations Step 4 - Ensure that the rights of the buyer are protected

within the contract. The buyer should never sign any document or pay a deposit without confirmation that steps 1, 2 and 3 have been taken.

DURING THE PURCHASE Step 5 - Register the buyer with the Spanish Tax Authorities obtaining the NIE (Número de Identificación de Extranjeros) Step 6 - Arrange a mortgage or liaise with the bank to coordinate the signing of the mortgage deed Step 7 - Make the final arrangements for the purchase and ensure that everything is to the buyer’s satisfaction Step 8 - Prepare documentation for the signing of the public title deed and arrange appointments Step 9 - Accompany the buyer to the notary and verbally translate all legal documents Step 10 - Arrange for the payment of fees and taxes and for the title deed to be inscribed in the local land registry STEPS FOLLOWING THE PURCHASE Step 11 - Make sure that all utilities are transferred into the buyer’s name Step 12 - Ensure that arrangements have been made to enable the buyer to pay the obligatory annual taxes related to property ownership It sounds like a lot of steps, but it’s your lawyer who will have to take most of them and is responsible for steering you in the right direction. Although you may be in a rush to secure your slice of sunny Spain, don’t be tempted to cut corners.

If you are thinking of buying your home in the sun visit our coneyancing website at www.abacoadvisers.com/conveyancing or alternatively contact our helpline 96 670 3748.

Ábaco provide fiscal representation to non-resident and resident Spanish property owners. You can contact us for free advice and information by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoadvisers.com

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Russians favour Alicante

ALICANTE AND its surrounding area looks to be the chosen destination for Russians wanting to own a second home in Spain.

The province has received the most residential and visa applications from the Russian Federation. The Russian visitor profiles were examined during a meeting between Joaquín Albaladejo, the Deputy of the Provincial Tourism Board, and the Consul General of Spain in Moscow, Miguel Bauza. Plans are in place to fast-track the processing time of visas for Russians from the current average of five days down to 2-3 days. Also, three Russian investment groups have shown interest in commercial properties in the Valencia area - representatives met with Spain’s Minister of Economy, Maximum Buch, in Moscow this week.

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Happy Easter from Alta Villas, Javea!

Where you really can put all your eggs in one basket!

The Alta Villas team

WHETHER YOU are a property owner, seeking a property or just want a fantastic holiday in Javea, Alta Villas offers property choice, expert advice and proactive customer service as one of the fastest growing real estate agents in Javea and the surrounding area as far as the Jalon Valley.

ITS FRONTLINE office based on the busy Arenal promenade, Alta Villas offer Sales, Long Term Rentals, Holiday Rentals and Property Management services, providing clients with total property solutions for luxury and bargain properties; new and resale products; Rent to Buy and Buy to Let opportunities on a comprehensive portfolio of apartments, townhouses, villas and plots and a large database of potential holiday rental guests.

Founded and managed by Julie Colcutt, Alta Villas’ multi-lingual team is fluent in English, Spanish, Dutch, German and French and through collaborative relationships with other trustworthy agents can support clients from the lucrative Scandinavian and Russian markets to give owners the very best results.

Alta Villas offer properties for sale and both long term and holiday rental and are able to offer the client solutions that are not available to other agents, such as enabling the clients to consider ‘rent to buy’ or to ‘buy to let’ opportunities. If clients are uncertain about what they want, Alta Villas can assist them to find rental properties, usually on 11 month contracts, to ‘try before they buy’. For those seeking an income from holiday rentals, Alta Villas’ honest and expert advice can help achieve the best rental income from their investment.

At Alta Villas a no-obligation consultation is offered with a professional to advise and guide clients to making the right choice before they even visit the

area. And to assist the property seeker to the fullest extent, the company has a wide support network of subsidiary service providers covering currency exchange; mortgage services; banking and financial services; legal advice; insurance products and building and home improvement services.

And as expats themselves, Alta Villas can advise on the essentials of living in Spain, such as local or international schooling, NIE applications and other paperwork; removals and relocation services – even advice on expat clubs and social activities which are essential.

Many owners who reside outside of Spain recognise the importance of caring for their property properly in order to avoid inevitable deterioration problems and understand that they need to employ professionals to help them with this. Alta Villas work with a selection of tried and trusted property maintenance professionals including electricians, plumbers, builders and pool and garden specialists.

They offer flexible packages for property management ranging from key-holding only to full management and have a designated English/Spanish speaking consultant on hand to deal with issues promptly and correctly.

Alta Villas are here to help so for an obligation free chat call in and see us.

Tel: 965 796 311 Email: info@altavillas.com Avda Libertad, 19, Local 12, Javea, 03730

Featured Properties Brought to you by Spanish Coast Villas, Call 965 741 748 & ask for Melanie or Sandy.

FOR SALE MORAIRA €149,000 SC1361

Earn cash from your holiday dream ‘Sponsored’ feature by Melanie Savill from Spanish Coast Villas

PERFECT GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT WITH BEAUTIFUL VIEWS. Lovely position on El Alcazarcommunity 2.5 km from centre of Moraira. xcellent condition, new kitchen,3 bedrooms.20 m2 private storage.Stunning community swimming pool, gardens and views.

FOR SALE MORAIRA €119,500 SC1358

TOP FLOOR SPACIOUS APARTMENT. WITH LARGE PRIVATE TERRACE, BEAUTIFUL WEST FACING SUNNY VIEWS. Monte Cala development on Cumbredel Sol. Two beautiful community swimming pools with wonderful lounge areas and restaurant. Spacious apartment, modern kitchen, dining area, lounge, A/C.2 double bedrooms &modern bathroom.

FOR SALE MORAIRA €695,000 SC1357

AN EASY WALK TO TOWN FROM THIS LUXURY VILLA IN SOLPARK MORAIRA. This special property is in a perfect location near tennis, town and the beach. Five larger than double bedrooms, four oversized bathrooms, two kitchens, 3 sitting rooms, underfl oor heating and many luxuries. Internal stairs connect a guest apartment to the main house.

10 metre swimming pool surrounded by fl at terraces and pretty gardens. Air conditioning, alarm system, oil central heating, gated parking and a substantial utility and storage area.

Spotlight: Property

ALREADY WE are enjoying the stunning early morning sunrises and the long bright evenings that arrive with spring in Moraira and other neighboring towns. Just before Easter weekend, Moraira, one of Spain’s most beautiful resorts, regularly welcomes throngs of happy holiday makers.

Although neighboring towns such as Calpe and Javea boast a considerable number of excellent hotels, Moraira is unique in that there are only a few medium sized hotels and some superb bed and breakfast facilities: the majority of families rent apartments or villas - or holiday in a property they personally own as a private get-away.

A significant shift in recent fundamental changes to the world’s basic economy has led consumers to seek better value for money - especially concerning the annual holiday.

Everybody expects high quality lodgings and a good back-up service from the homes they are short-term renting. Some will consider

the purchase of a villa or apartment as a rental investment property but might be concerned about maintenance and running costs.

As people begin to ponder ways of stretching personal budgets, informed consumers are turning to renting out their private holiday home (or a home they currently have for sale), as a way of augmenting their income as well as helping to cover the running costs of their property. Th e ‘Own to Rent’ business is flour ishing and Spain, with its wonderful predictable weather and exciting national and local traditions, is high on the search list.

At Spanish Coast Villas we have seen the evolution of Europeans, Scandinavians and even Americans seeking to purchase a suitable holiday rental home for family and friends to use for long holidays or short breaks. Th e home can also be rented out for a considerable profit.

When clients approach us to purchase an ‘Own to Rent’ holiday home, their first ques-

tion is often: “I want to make a profit but need to know my property is well managed and maintained whilst I am in my home country.

Whom do I trust to do this work for me?”

Th e answer is simple. We can recommend professional, dedicated companies to take complete control of the rental business. For a small percentage of the weekly fee that the holiday maker pays to rent the home, such companies are geared to tend to every detail, from advertising and marketing a villa or apartment, to handling deposit and final payment transactions, managed through whatever international banking arrangement the client wishes to establish.

Management firms prepare the property for every renter, with beds, furnishings and facilities ready from the moment a guest arrives.

Managers will handle key exchange, cleaning of swimming pools, gardening, housework and window cleaning, also taking care of small repairs, coordinating tightly with the home owner throughout.

If you already own a home you would like to market as a holiday rental property, we can connect you with excellent professionals to guide you through every step.

If you would like to have an informative, no obligation meeting at our offi ce, we can demonstrate some of the superb bargain properties now in our portfolio. Many are being sold already furnished to a high standard: the holiday rental season is at your finger-tips, once the purchase is complete.

Find us just two minutes from the town center of Moraira, opposite the popular minigolf, SOLPARK and tennis club.

Call for more details or stop by for a chat.

Spanish Coast Villas. Ask for Melanie or Sandy: 96 574 1748. www.spanishcoastvillas email: info@spanishcoastvillas.com

You have 5 minutes to sell your house: GO! THERE IS an old saying - ‘you should never judge a book by its cover’.

Featured Properties FOR RENT LA NUCIA/POLOP

AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY FOR LONG TERM RENTAL, we are pleased to offer this modern and luxurious 3 bedroom detached villa located between La Nucia and Polop. The villa has its own private pool, garden and wonderful views to the sea from its roof terrace. This unfurnished villa has lots of features including an alarm system, 2 wonderful bathrooms and a solar water heating system as well as BBQ, storage room, and private parking. Priced at just 995€ per month, it is defi nitely worth viewing.

Tel: 0034 966 260877

FOR RENT CALLOSA

THIS APARTMENT IS SITUATED in the heart of the historic town of Callosa, just a short drive to the beaches. You will fi nd 3 good sized bedrooms, two bathrooms and a spacious lounge with open log fi replace. The property is furnished and has a modern kitchen, separate dining room and two large terraces for soaking up the sun. You are within walking distance of town and the local bus service.

A bargain at 400€ per month. Tel: 0034 966 260877

FOR SALE JAVEA €545.000 REF. AVS 3035 First impressions are lasting impressions

By Guest Writer Michael Rushe UNFORTUNATELY, IN an age of instant messaging and even faster download speeds the intrinsic truth of that old adage seems to be slipping ever further away. We make instant decisions on a diet of soundbites and live TV streams packaged in technology neatly prefixed with the letter ‘I’. It seems the world spins too fast at times for cool consideration.

Th is is also true in the property market.In a business where you’d think cool consideration of all the facts would be vital you find that first impressions dominate.

A recent survey suggested that on average a buyer spends only 17 minutes on the decision whether to buy the property or not. In my experience 17 minutes is rather generous. I suggest that it takes only 5 minutes for someone to decide not to buy your property.

I sold my house in England in less than 5 minutes. As soon as the couple walked into the kitchen and the wife said ‘I could see myself living here’ I knew I had sold my property.

30 minutes after the couple left they made an offer - it was that quick. The buying process is not just about cold, calculated financial numbers. A buyer buys from the heart more than from the wallet.

With thousands of properties for sale in Denia and Javea the competition to win hearts and wallets is fierce. In today’s market, buyers viewing properties for sale are making instant judgments, fair or not, because perceptions speak louder than facts. Besides, if your property hasn’t grabbed them in 5 minutes they can easily go and look somewhere else.

So how can you give your property that ‘5 minute appeal?’ Choose an estate agent who is supportive and is able to give sound advice,

an estate agent who understands what their clients want and who won’t throw any old Tom, Dick or Harry at your property in the hope that someone will stick.

Professional photography showing your property at its best presented on a dynamic website linked to the biggest property websites in Europe will give your property the edge in attracting buyers to view your property.

‘Kerb appeal’, an idea bludgeoned almost to extinction during the boom times when any old wreck sold even with an overgrown garden with a dead cat in it, is making a comeback. ‘First impressions are lasting impressions’ and if your property doesn’t instantly attract the buyer you’ll almost certainly lose the sale.

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Life Hundreds of people visit Age Concern shops everyday and new stock is always needed Shop Manager Wilma and Volunteer Carol, serve hundreds of visitors at Age Concer Charity shops

Age Concern need what you don’t

By Keith Nicol THE FINANCIAL crisis is hitting many other areas of our community that you may at first, not even think of. And some of those feeling the pinch are local charities. Yes, even Charities are feeling the pressure and one in particular. Age Concern said “ In 15 years on the Costa Blanca we have never encountered such hard times. We are finding it very hard to cover all our costs and to make sure our beneficiaries are receiving the excellent care they are used to. Our shops in Torrevieja and Los Montesinos need your help with donations of clothes, bric-abrac, bedding and small items of furniture. Please think of us as you do your spring-cleaning and bring any items to either of our shops or to the Day Centre in La Siesta.”

If you have any unwanted items, Age Concern would be delighted to take them off your hands for you. Age Concern opened their first Charity shop, on C/Carino, almost 15 years

ago and opened their new shop, close to Torrevieja’s bus station, on the corner of C/ Patricio Zamat and Concordia in 2005. A lot has changed over the last eight years, from the heady times of the property boom years through to today.

Their Torrevieja shop was custom designed with special display areas, making it easy to navigate and find items, with an area out back for storage, steam cleaning and ironing of clothes, plus typical office duties and bookkeeping.

Speaking of bookkeeping, Age Concern still have to pay rent for their premises, power, water, security, phones plus IVA of 21% on everything sold. They try to keep their prices as competitive as possible but until these basic costs are met, they cannot put ‘profits’ back into their valuable work. There is good reasoning behind their Torrevieja location as it is very popular with International clients, especially the Spanish, South Americans, Russians and

East Europeans while in Los Montesinos, there tends to be a slightly different selection of goods as the majority of visitors are expatriates.

Age Concern shops are always seeking volunteers who can give them just four hours of their time each week to help out. The shops are in great need of clothing, bric-a-brac, small items of furniture, records, DVD’s books and almost anything you don’t need. Once a month, at the Age Concern HQ in La Siesta, they hold an electrical goods sale on the first Wednesday while on the last Tuesday, they have a special 1€ day, with everything on sale for just an euro! Don’t worry if you can’t get to any of the shops or the drop-in centre as Age Concern can also collect; just phone 966 786 887. Every little bit helps and don’t forget, that we all get a little bit older every day, so you may be glad of the support of Age Concern yourself one day.

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Life tech

with Aunty Virus

Third party conflict

Email auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com

HI AUNTY - hoping you can help: My laptop is now some two years old running Windows 7. From day one I have had a problem with Windows office starter (English) 2010. When using Windows Word the program persistently stops responding. A window pops up informing that the program will attempt to retrieve the document, and it normally does, but it is a pain in the proverbial as this can happen numerous times whilst trying to write a letter. Robert Aunty says: Usually Word stop responding when there is a ‘3rd party add-in’ that is causing a conflict. In the ‘Word Options’ you have the option to stop, or uninstall these addins: 1. Open Word.

2. Click the Microsoft Office Button: click Word Options, and then click Add-Ins. 3. In the Add-ins box, identify the add-in that you want to enable or disable and note the Add-in type located in the Type column.

4. Select the Add-in type in the Manage box and then click ‘Go’.

5. Select or clear the check box for the Addin that you want enable or disable and then click ‘OK’.

Failing that you could always forget MS Office, and download and use OPENOFFICE. It is free and does everything and more that MS Office does - and is also able to use MS office file formats!

Mysterious yellow line

DEAR AUNTY: Would you be able to help me with a mystery? About two months back, there appeared on the left of my screen a bright thin yellow line from top to bottom.

It’s not impairing any functions on my laptop but it is there when I open up in the mornings, until I close at night. Many thanks, Tom Calpe Aunty says: The thin line down the screen will be a physical issue with the screen. It is nothing that can be sorted out via settings or software.

Response: Many thanks Aunty. I had a feeling you might say that.

MP3 error message

MY LAPTOP runs Windows 7 and when I download albums from my media centre to my MP3s they come back with a message reading ‘format error’. I never had a problem with my last laptop running XP. Can you help? Chris, Mazarron

Aunty says: There are many formats for Media files, and it may be that the one you are using to RIP music is not an MP3, but another file format. And so in Windows Media Player Rip settings it may help if you change the rip format to MP3.

Response: Changed the rip settings to MP3 and it has done the trick. Thanks.

Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Tefal Toast N Bean Multi-functional kitchen gadgets have been around for some time now – food processors that can slice, dice and blend, microwaves that can cook and grill and even kettles that can boil and purify water at the same time. But you can’t make a toaster do anything other than toast, right? Wrong! Tefal have created the Toast N Bean to take the humble toaster to the next snack level.

The Tefal Toast N Bean is a unique kitchen gadget that can cook a half tin of baked beans at the same time as toasting two pieces of bread. And you don’t have to stop at beans either - the Tefal can also boil or poach eggs – all in less than four minutes.

The Toast N Bean features a wide-slot toaster which can cook muffins, toast and bagels. There is also a toast-lift facility to make it easy to remove the bread without burning yourself.

And it’s a breeze to control the crunchiness of the toast as the Tefal comes with a sliding browning control, so whether you like your toast super-crunchy or lightly done the control has a setting that’s ideal.

The Tefal also features a number of cooking combinations – toast only, beans/eggs only or the full monty toast, bean and egg – so whatever you want is convenient and easy. It can even heat up pre-cooked meats if you fancy a change…

Supplied with a measuring cup and handy instruction booklet the Tefal Toast N Bean is an unusual kitchen gadget that isn’t just for students – ideal for anyone who wants a quick snack anytime of the day or night.

The Inspectors Verdict: Ideal for a quick breakfast or lunchtime snack, the Tefal Toast N Bean is flexible, quick, convenient, and cuts down on the washing up. Now we

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Ram Booster 2013 This is an app that every Android device should have installed. RAM booster goes through your phone and cleans up your system memory, increasing the performance of your phone or tablet, and improving your battery life. And the best part is, it is totally free!

This is just a one tap solution to speed up your phone. RAM Booster is exactly that.

Just fire up the app and tap on Boost. Let the software do the rest.

It can make games on your phone run faster by clearing up resource draining applications. If your Android device is starting to run slowly then you can use this to keep your system memory clean.

It can also improve your battery life by up to 15% or more just by nuking power hungry processes.

Available from Google Play to download for free on all Android devices.

only need to wait for the Tefal Fish N Chips to make the dinner too…

Please note the following is for information and is not intended as an advertisement - visit www.gadget-hound. co.uk/tefal-toast-n-bean to purchase the Tefal Toast N Bean for 35€. Please note the power adapter has a UK plug which will require a Spanish 2-pin adapter. Price quoted includes free delivery to Spain and is subject to availability (Euro cost subject to exchange rate at time of purchase).

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Life fashion We independent stores need to work harder IT IS not enough anymore for shop owners to open our doors in the morning and just expect customers to walk through; all of us need to work harder. We need to offer something better, something different and something extra in order to tempt customers into our shops. In tough economic times it is our responsibility to ‘up our game’ - crying into your beer never works - take all the negatives and turn them around.

Only the positive thinkers can survive.

The one area where we independents are given the opportunity to excel is our customer service. We have the chance to build up a much closer and more personal relationship with our customers, many of whom we have served for many years, and from this relationship we are able to gather feedback and monitor response to changes, new collections and in our case current trends. This information is extremely valuable and something we should exploit - a direct line to your end user.

Working harder for your customers can mean many different things depending on your type of business. It may

Louise Brandley Looking Good Boutique

Fashion shows enable us to show the latest collections

mean longer opening hours, free delivery or anything that sets you apart and in front of your competitors. In our case taking a proactive approach has seen us offer loyalty cards which can earn a 20% discount throughout the store and launch an on-line store where all our top brands are available with free delivery in Spain: see www.lookingforstyle.com. We also offer a personal shopper service along with help and advice.

One of the best and most rewarding ways we work harder is with our Fashion Shows We have increased the number of shows we have every season, and the type - some are small, intimate shows in the boutique and some are much bigger with large numbers of visitors: some we even do for charity in other locations.

This gives us an opportunity to offer our customers not only a lovely fashion show, but also the chance to see all the collection and talk to the companies showing - we have a visit from Canada every year for our fabulous Joseph Ribkoff Show, and

Looking Good Boutique, C.C. Zenia Golf, Avenida Villamartin Local 18, 03189 Orihuela Costa (Alicante), Tel. 96 676 0479 Visit our online shop: www.lookingforstyle.com, www.lookinggoodboutique.eu

we are hoping Mr Parakian will be attending our Didier Parakian Event. We always offer a special Show Discount and usually we have raffles and other fun events happening on the day. Our ladies seem to really enjoy the shows and we love hosting them - they are great fun and an ideal way to reward loyal customers.

We have an email family also, where members are sent sale and show information and details of special monthly sale offers. Some of our shows are exclusively for email members only and they are invited to attend pre sale days, where they are offered discounted collections before anyone else.

I think that loyalty is worth rewarding, so if you have not noticed your regular shops offering anything different do not be scared to ask. Find out if your business is important to them, it is to us which is why we will keep listening, keep responding and keep working hard to deliver the quality service and product you deserve.

Hope to see you soon at one of our upcoming events.

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Life people

The Royal Celebrations at British Legion celebrates St Michael’s in Javea! George’s Day ON 20TH MARCH Michael celebrated the fact that he opened his first Michael’s shop in Javea exactly 30 years ago - with a huge bottle of champagne!

MICHAEL IS looking forward to his retirement so he can spend more time with his family, but can’t find anybody to take over the business: “I am still looking for that enthusiastic person willing to continue the business for another 30 years – at least!”

At the moment the three shops run themselves thanks to the fantastic staff doing such a great job - enabling Michael to work only half time.

The shops specialise in high quality pre-owned furniture from show apartments and private homes.

Some years ago a branch was opened near the Arenal, selling new, high quality beds, e.g. from United Colors of Benetton (yes, they also make mattresses). Michael’s deals directly with the factories so can source any special sized mattress the customer wants.

And at www.michaels-javea.com more than 600 photos are being constantly updated as furniture and unusual things are being brought into the shop every day!

THE BENIDOLEIG and District branch of the Royal British Legion will celebrate St George’s Day at the El Cid Restaurant, Benidoleig on Friday, 19th April.

The long awaited coming together of ‘St George’ and ‘El CID’ in the form of a celebratory Dinner Dance Party promises to be a major event not to be missed on the heels of the recent sell out Valentine’s evening at El Cid with great food, great music, great service and great company.

Tickets for the St Georg’s event are limited, so to avoid disappointment contact Ron Clements 96 588 3373 or Brenda Brown 96 576 6569 ASAP and secure your tickets.

Anyone wishing to join the fun and support the Royal British Legion should contact Patrick Scully 96 588 3626, Ron Clements or see www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/benidoleig

DIARY Members meeting and quiz night: El Cid, Tuesday 9th April: 7.30pm: Bar meals available: Please note this is a change from previously advertised.

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Life going out

Vicar reported missing and feared drunk and disorderedly

By Keith Nicol HAS ANYBODY seen the vicar? He is a little absent minded and is fond of a tipple so it is feared he may have disappeared up his own cassock whilst trying to locate his script for the up-coming production by The Actors Studio of ‘Charitable Acts’! Anybody knowing his whereabouts is encouraged to get him to the San Miguel Casa de Cultura for the two performances at 7.30pm on Thurs and Friday 11th and 12th April. There is obviously going to be a rush for tickets and it is hoped that the vicar will bless each and everyone attending as their support will of course help the AFA Alzheimer’s of Torrevieja.

The Actors Studio’s next show ‘Charitable Acts’ is nearing the performance date and consists of two original one act comedies, once again penned by the director David Whitney. David again has been fraught with the usual struggles of getting the show together and after over 50 years with Amateur Theatre is still treading the boards himself as well as directing and writing all the material. For David, it’s a labour of love. The group was set up in 2008 by David and his wife Lorraine and has a very dedicated fan base so it is hoped this new show will attract the same amount of people as the last one ‘Funny Business’, which was very well received.

Their aim is to raise funds for the AFA Alzheimer’s Association Torrevieja so if you fancy an evening of laughter and mirth then come along to their next show. Tickets are priced at only 6.00€ and can be purchased at Bargain Books San Miguel, The Alzheimer’s Charity Shop Torrevieja or can be bought on the door each night, space permitting For further info about the group or the show please contact David on Tel: 966 704 097.

Nana’s Naughty Knickers!

CONTRARY TO some of the stories appearing in the press we are delighted to tell you that reports of the curtain coming down on Dramatic Licence were untrue. The company is alive and well after a change of management.

Suzanne and David Stokes, who founded the company in 2005, together with Walter Hamilton and Richard Arnold, comprise the new management committee.

The next production by Dramatic Licence will be the

If you’ve spotted the vicar, send him in the direction of San Miguel for the production of Charitable Acts, on April 11 and 12

hilarious farce ‘Nana’s Naughty Knickers’. Nana has been selling naughty underwear for geriatrics from her flat – but she is breaking the law, and has to go to great lengths to keep her underwear business undercover. But her secret is about to be revealed to her nasty landlord.

Can she save her business and stay out of jail?

New members are always needed so if you would like to join this friendly and talented company in any capacity

please get in touch.

There will a play reading of Nana’s Naughty Knickers on Thursday, April 4th at 7.30pm in the Dramatic Licence Clubroom: prospective members are welcome to come along to read and to meet the company. The website is currently being re-built but you can contact Suzanne on 680 961 025, find us on Facebook, or email Suzanne@sue-stokes.co.uk

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Life Showbiz Goss Kids’ Stuff: But it’s not!

IT IS with immense pleasure that I bring you a story that, when I read it, took me on a trip back in time to the early 80s when I used to do everything I could to get myself in front of the telly on midweek afternoons and crank on Thames TV, then schlapp on my laughing gear in readiness for the next exciting episode of ‘Danger Mouse’. One of the big shows on TV in the late 70s – 80s was ‘Danger Man’ starring Patrick McGoohan, and with James Bond movies as ever bringing in big audiences, having a show that featured a mouse living in the human world who doubled as a spy seemed like an obvious plot idea to put together … ‘Course it does!.

The show began in 1981 and ran through to spring 1992, and incredibly within two years had amassed 22 million regular viewers, and although it was a kid’s show, and a good

one at that, it was an awful lot more. One of the producer’s masterstrokes was to cast David Jason as the voice of Danger Mouse and the late Terry Scott as his sidekick Penfold, and with their head of operations being called Colonel K, whose nickname was ‘Special K’ due to having previously been in the Special Branch, the tongue in cheek storylines became irresistible.

The immense pleasure part I mentioned earlier is to do with news that after CITV put out a show back in January called ‘Old Skool’ that was packed with classic old kids shows, ‘Danger Mouse’ is now being lined up to make a return to the station. Having been the first UK-produced comic cartoon to break big in America, I´m sure the shows legion of fans over there, who still have big get-together’s to this day, will, like me, be beside themselves with the news that superhero ‘Danger Mouse’ will soon be back in town and that we can all now sleep safely in our beds.

Couple of stupid little boys!

TODAY’S ALL-MALE cast now brings us to both The Voice and the X Factory, but just in case you think I´m going down the usual route, stay tuned, as what I have for you today is the stuff of an out –and-out war on Twitter.

I will never change my views about both of these awful programmes by the way, but it really is great sport when the famous faces from these shows start playing a game of handbags at ten paces. An article in last week’s Daily Mirror told us that ‘The Voice’ coach Danny Donoghue said, when asked about X Factory winner James Arthur, “never heard of him…” Sadly this childish remark was then repeated by Will.I.am, another of ´The Voice coaches, but he might’ve got away with it as he changed it to “Who’s James Arthur?”

It’s all very sad, pathetic stuff in truth, but the day was gloriously won by James Arthur when he Tweeted back “I’m the one that kept you off the top spot in the charts.” … Touché mais oui! … (Del Boy … circa 1981)

by

Peter Taylor

Writer and Broadcaster

Coogan is cookin’

THE THEME of new TV shows continues and this time features a comic actor with a pedigree that includes Alan Partridge from the hugely funny ‘Knowing me Knowing You’, then the same character turning up as an innately rambling DJ on a small radio station in Norwich. The new TV show I´m referring to is that the word coming out of Hollywood is that Steve Coogan, the creator and performer of Alan Partridge, has been offered to play the lead role in ‘Doubt’, the next big project from David Shore, the man behind Hugh Laurie’s hugely successful ‘House’.

Coogan was reportedly chosen for the role in the pilot episode following quite a lengthy casting search, and will play a policeman-turned-lawyer called Vincent, who divides his time between working the system for clients and trying to reconcile with his ex-wife. The man from Manchester said, “The character I will be playing is ‘handsome, quick-witted and extremely smart…” Sounds like a dab of Alan Partridge has crept in already!

Steve Coogan has quite rightly received many plaudits over the years for his work as both a writer and actor, and to now see it all clicking into gear for the boy is great news indeed …

Remember you heard it first at RTN.

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28th March - 4th April

THURSDAY 28th March

BBC1

BBC2

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 You’ve Been Scammed 12:30 Real Rescues 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Beat the Pack 16:45 Countryside 999 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Prisoners’ Wives 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Imagine

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Real Rescues 08:45 Caught Red Handed 09:15 Heir Hunters 10:00 Holiday Hit Squad 11:00 Question Time 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Animal Park 14:30 Coast 14:40 Weakest Link 15:25 Mastermind 15:55 How We Won the War 16:25 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 17:25 The Trials of Life 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Country Show Cook Off 20:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Ancient Egypt 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:05 The Review Show

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 ITV Central 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 The Martin Lewis Money Show 22:00 Kids with Tourette’s: In Their Own Words 23:00 ITV News 23:35 The Jonathan Ross Show 24:40 River Monsters

07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:45 SuperScrimpers 15:45 Countdown 16:30 Common Denominator 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Easter Eggs Live 21:00 Secret Eaters 22:00 40 Year Old Virgins 23:00 Gogglebox 23:50 Random Acts 23:55 Embarrassing Bodies 24:55 Extreme A&E

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Monkey 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Trisha 13:00 Looney Tunes 13:05 5 News e 13:15 Rory & Will - Champions of the World 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 Looney Tunes 16:20 McBride: Semper Fi 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 20:00 Whale Adventure with Nigel Marven 21:00 Cowboy Builders 22:00 Killers Behind Bars 23:00 Crimes That Shook the World 24:00 Banged Up Abroad

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:10 Judge Judy 10:35 Winners & Losers 11:35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:35 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Judge Judy 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 The Big Reunion 23:30 Celebrity Juice 24:20 Plebs 24:50 Plebs

E4 07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:50 One Tree Hill 09:40 Scrubs 10:10 Rules of Engagement 10:40 Charmed 11:35 90210 12:30 Ugly Betty 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 15:30 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:25 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 The New Normal 22:30 2 Broke Girls 23:00 The Body Shocking Show 23:35 Rude Tube 24:10 Fresh Meat

FRIDAY 29th March BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Heir Hunters 10:45 You’ve Been Scammed 11:15 Real Rescues 12:00 Bargain Hunt 13:00 The Mystery of Mary Magdalene 14:00 BBC News 14:20 Escape to the Country 15:10 Beat the Pack 15:55 Countryside 999 16:40 Flog It! 17:10 Pointless 17:55 Ratatouille 19:35 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 My Hero 23:00 BBC News 23:20 New Tricks 24:20 The Matt Lucas Awards 24:50 Son of Rambow

07:00 This Is BBC Two

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 30 Years of CITV 11:25 The Home of Fabulous Cakes 12:25 Murder, She Wrote 13:25 Tipping Point 14:25 ITV News 14:40 Countrywise 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Alan Titchmarsh Show 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 You’ve Been Framed!

19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Unforgettable 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News 23:15 Out of Sight

07:10 The Treacle People 07:20 The Hoobs 08:10 The Iron Giant 09:35 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:45 SuperScrimpers 15:45 Countdown 16:30 The Common Denominator 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Easter Eggs Live 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 22:30 The Last Leg 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Rude Tube

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Andrea Bocelli: Live at iTunes Festival 2012 12:45 Milos: Classical Guitar Hero 13:15 Rory & Will - Champions of the World 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Barabbas 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 19:35 Ultimate Police Interceptors 20:00 World’s Fastest Train 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 CSI 24:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours

07:00 Emmerdale

07:00 Switched 07:25 90210 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:50 One Tree Hill 09:40 Scrubs 10:10 Rules of Engagement 10:40 Charmed 11:35 90210 12:30 Ugly Betty 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 15:30 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:25 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 Youngers 22:00 Babylon AD 23:50 The Body Shocking Show 24:25 The Big Bang Theory 24:55 The Big Bang Theory

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

08:30 Great British Menu 11:00 A History of Britain by Simon Schama 12:00 Meet the Ancestors 12:30 Map Man 13:00 Country Show Cook Off 15:30 Mastermind 16:00 University Challenge 16:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 17:20 Restoration Home 18:20 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 20:00 Flog It! 21:00 Dad’s Army 21:30 Natural World Special: Attenborough’s Ark 22:30 Project Nim 24:05 Zodiac

SATURDAY 30th March BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking 13:00 BBC News 13:15 Football Focus 14:00 Bargain Hunt 15:00 Richard Hammond’s Secret Service 15:40 Freaky Friday 17:10 Final Score 18:10 Pointless Celebrities 18:55 BBC News 19:15 Doctor Who 20:00 The Voice UK 21:35 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 22:25 Casualty 23:15 BBC News 23:30 Match of the Day

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 08:00 Great British Menu 09:00 Great British Menu 10:00 Great British Menu 11:00 A History of Britain

by Simon Schama 12:00 Meet the Ancestors 12:30 Map Man 13:00 Country Show Cook Off 15:30 Mastermind 16:00 University Challenge 16:30 Flog It! 17:15 Great British Bake Off 18:15 Easter from King’s 19:30 The Good Life 20:00 Richard Briers: A Tribute 21:00 Bach: A Passionate Life 22:30 QI 23:00 Life’s Too Short 24:00 Anita & Me

SUNDAY 31st March BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 09:15 Match of the Day 11:00 Live Easter Sunday from Paisley Abbey 12:00 Urbi et Orbi 12:35 Countryfile 13:30 BBC News 13:40 Bargain Hunt 14:25 Escape to the Country 14:55 Madagascar 16:15 The Boat Race 2013 18:25 Songs of Praise 19:00 Deadly 60 on a Mission 19:30 BBC News 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 The Village 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:15 Late Kick Off 24:45 House of Sand and Fog

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:05 Journey into Fear 08:15 One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing 09:45 Gardeners’ World 10:15 The A to Z of TV Gardening 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 13:00 Great British Menu 14:00 Great British Menu 15:00 EastEnders 16:55 Secrets of Our Living Planet 17:55 Galaxy Quest 19:30 Ever Decreasing Circles 20:00 All About The Good Life 21:00 Donald Campbell: Speed King 22:00 Toughest Place to Be 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 It’s Kevin 24:00 Enigma

ITV1 07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Ultimate Spider-Man 09:30 Victorious 10:00 Jessie 10:25 ITV News 10:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:25 My Tasty Travels with Lynda Bellingham 12:25 Dinner Date 13:25 ITV News 13:40 Countrywise 13:55 March of the Penguins 15:20 The Chase 16:20 The Incredible Hulk 18:30 ITV News 19:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 21:20 The Cube 22:20 Jonathan Ross Show 23:20 ITV News 23:35 300

ITV1 07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Kick Buttowski 09:30 Almost Naked Animals 09:45 Almost Naked Animals 10:00 Aquabats Super Show 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:15 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12:15 All Star Family Fortunes 13:00 ITV News and Weather 13:10 King Ralph 15:00 Doc Martin 16:00 Food Glorious Food 17:00 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 19:05 ITV News 19:30 Andrew Lloyd Webber: 40 Musical Years 21:00 Foyle’s War 23:00 Perspectives 24:00 ITV News 24:15 Premiership Rugby Union

07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 Rallycross 08:25 The Grid 08:55 The Morning Line 09:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:50 Frasier 11:50 The Big Bang Theory 12:45 The Simpsons 13:45 Undercover Boss USA 14:45 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Come Dine with Me 18:50 Channel 4 Racing 19:35 Channel 4 News 19:55 Easter Eggs Live 20:00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 21:00 Walking Through History 22:00 Labyrinth 24:05 Big Fat Quiz of the 80s

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25 Roary the Racing Car 10:40 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Bert and Ernie 11:10 Power Rangers Samurai 11:45 Batman: The Brave and the Bold 12:10 Inside Hollywood 12:15 The Gadget Show 13:15 Whale Adventure with Nigel Marven 14:15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 15:15 The Big Country 18:30 Guns of the Magnificent Seven 20:25 5 News 20:30 CSI: NY 21:15 NCIS 23:15 Law & Order

07:25 Emmerdale 07:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 08:40 Free Willy 2 10:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:45 Emmerdale 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Britain’s Got More Talent 14:45 You’ve Been Framed!

15:15 You’ve Been Framed!

15:45 You’ve Been Framed!

16:15 The Little Vampire 18:05 The Borrowers 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 New You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 You’ve Been Framed!

22:00 Couples Retreat 24:20 Unbreakable

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Beauty and the Geek 07:55 Coronation Street 11:10 Emmerdale 14:10 Fool Britannia 14:40 New You’ve Been Framed!

15:10 New You’ve Been Framed!

15:40 You’ve Been Framed!

16:10 You’ve Been Framed!

16:40 You’ve Been Framed!

17:10 Back to the Future 19:30 Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 21:20 Uncle Buck 23:20 Celebrity Juice 24:05 Plebs 24:35 Plebs

E4

07:00 Heartland 07:50 Greek 08:40 Supernanny US 09:35 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10:40 Make It or Break It 11:40 Ugly Betty 12:35 Rules of Engagement 14:05 Glee 15:05 Charmed 16:05 Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel 18:00 Youngers 18:30 The Mindy Project 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Rules of Engagement 21:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 2 Broke Girls 22:00 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery Shockers 24:15 The Big Bang Theory 24:45 The Big Bang Theory

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Barnyard 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:00 The Big Bang Theory 13:20 The Big Bang Theory 13:45 The Simpsons 14:15 The Simpsons 14:45 True Grit 17:15 Deal or No Deal 18:20 Channel 4 News 18:45 4thought.tv 18:50 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 21:00 Easter Eggs Live 22:00 Labyrinth 24:05 28 Weeks Later

07:00 Childrens TV 08:15 Animal Antics 08:20 Noddy in Toyland 08:30 Little Princess 08:45 Thomas & Friends 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:30 Roary the Racing Car 10:45 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Power Rangers Samurai 11:35 Batman: The Brave and the Bold 12:00 Cowboy Builders 13:00 Tinker Bell 14:30 The Goonies 16:40 Miss Congeniality 18:50 5 News 18:55 Wild Wild West 20:55 Ghost Rider 23:00 Person of Interest 23:55 SWAT

07:00 Emmerdale 09:40 Coronation Street 13:00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 14:25 The Mummy 16:45 You’ve Been Framed!

17:45 You’ve Been Framed!

18:30 Peter Pan 20:40 Back to the Future Part III 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Big Rich Texas 24:50 Celebrity Juice

07:00 Supernanny US 07:45 Make It or Break It 08:35 Ugly Betty 09:35 Scrubs 10:05 Scrubs 10:35 Hollyoaks 13:05 Youngers 13:35 Glee 14:35 Charmed 15:35 How I Met Your Mother 16:05 How I Met Your Mother 16:35 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Revenge 18:00 New Girl 18:30 The Mindy Project 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Grease 22:15 Blade: Trinity 24:30 The Body Shocking Show

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28 MAR - 4 APRIL 2013

Life TV

28th March - 4th April

MONDAY 1st April BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Heir Hunters 10:45 Homes Under the Hammer 11:45 You’ve Been Scammed 12:15 Real Rescues 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:25 Escape to the Country 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Flog It! 16:30 Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 The One Show 20:00 Africa 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Jonathan Creek 23:00 BBC News 23:20 Neighbourhood Watched 24:05 The Football League Show

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:45 Real Rescues 08:30 You’ve Been Scammed 09:00 Bargain Hunt 10:00 Talking Pictures 10:40 Citizen Kane 12:40 The Magnificent Ambersons 14:05 Country Show Cook Off 14:35 Great British Bake Off 16:35 Countryside 999 17:20 The Blue Planet 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 20:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 22:00 The Other Pompeii: Life and Death in Herculaneum 23:00 A Bunch of Amateurs 24:35 Life’s Too Short

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Great Outdoors 12:00 Cook Me the Money!

13:00 Live FA Cup Football 15:45 All Star Family Fortunes 16:30 Cornwall with Caroline Quentin 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 You’ve Been Framed!

20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 James Nesbitt’s Ireland 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Broadchurch 23:00 ITV News 23:15 FA Cup Highlights 24:00 The Cube

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Dr Dolittle: Tail to the Chief 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:35 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:45 SuperScrimpers 15:45 Countdown 16:30 Common Denominator 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:25 4thought.tv 20:30 SuperScrimpers 21:00 Easter Eggs Live 22:00 Embarrassing Bodies 23:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 24:05 Random Acts 24:10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Andrea Bocelli: Live at iTunes Festival 2012 12:45 David Garrett: Music - Live in Concert 13:15 Home and Away 13:45 Neighbours 14:15 Doctor Who and the Daleks 15:55 The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 Ultimate Police Interceptors 19:55 The Gadget Show 21:00 Bermuda Triangle 22:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 23:00 Executive Decision

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Coronation Street 08:25 The Cube 09:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:30 Emmerdale 13:00 Coronation Street 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 You’ve Been Framed!

14:30 You’ve Been Framed!

15:00 You’ve Been Framed!

15:45 The Little Vampire 17:40 Robots 19:30 The Mummy Returns 22:00 You’ve Been Framed!

23:00 Plebs 23:30 The Big Reunion

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 Cook Me the Money!

16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 UEFA Champions League Live 23:00 ITV News 23:35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time 24:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories

07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:45 SuperScrimpers 15:45 Countdown 16:30 Common Denominator 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Bedtime Live 22:00 16 Kids and Counting 23:00 Shameless 24:05 Gogglebox 24:55 Random Acts

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Trisha 13:00 Looney Tunes 13:05 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Rory & Will - Champions of the World 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:10 A Nanny’s Secret 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 20:00 Cowboy Builders 21:00 Whale Adventure with Nigel Marven 22:00 CSI 23:55 Dallas 24:55 CSI

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:35 Winners & Losers 11:35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:35 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Coronation Street 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Love in the Wild 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 666 Park Avenue 24:00 Celebrity Juice 24:50 Plebs

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:50 One Tree Hill 09:40 Scrubs 10:10 Rules of Engagement 10:40 Charmed 11:35 90210 12:30 Ugly Betty 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 New Girl 22:30 The Mindy Project 23:00 The Cleveland Show 23:30 The Inbetweeners 24:05 Rude Tube

TUESDAY 2nd April

BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 You’ve Been Scammed 12:30 Real Rescues 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Countryside 999 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The Syndicate 23:00 BBC Newsr 23:35 The Matt Lucas Awards 24:05 Cuckoo 24:35 Live at the Apollo

BBC2

07:00 This Is BBC Two 07:10 Homes Under the Hammer 08:10 Real Rescues 08:55 You’ve Been Scammed 09:25 Heir Hunters 10:10 Great British Menu 10:40 Countryfile 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Macbeth 14:45 Animal Park 15:15 How We Won the War 15:45 Country Show Cook Off 16:15 Great British Bake Off 17:15 The Blue Planet 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 20:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 21:00 British Sewing Bee 22:00 Keeping Britain Alive 23:00 Heading Out 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 The Other Pompei

WEDNESDAY 3rd April

ITV2

E4

07:00 Scrubs 07:25 90210 08:10 Ugly Betty 08:55 One Tree Hill 09:55 Scrubs 10:20 Rules of Engagement 10:45 Charmed 11:45 90210 12:40 Ugly Betty 13:40 Hollyoaks 14:10 How I Met Your Mother 15:05 Charmed 16:05 Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theoryy 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 New Girl 21:30 The Mindy Project 22:00 Revenge 23:00 Come Dine with Me 24:00 The Inbetweeners 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

ITV2

E4

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 You’ve Been Scammed 12:30 Real Rescues 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Countryside 999 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Motorway Cops 23:00 BBC News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Insomnia

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Real Rescues 08:45 You’ve Been Scammed 09:15 Heir Hunters 10:00 Great British Menu 11:00 Food & Drink 11:30 See Hear 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Darby O’Gill and the Little People 14:30 Super League Show 15:15 How We Won the War 15:45 Country Show Cook Off 16:15 Great British Bake Off 17:15 The Blue Planet 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 20:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 21:00 Coast 22:00 Hillsborough 23:00 James May’s Things You Need to Know 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Keeping Britain Alive: The NHS in a Day

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 Cook Me the Money!

16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Food Glorious Food 22:00 Scott & Bailey 23:00 ITV News 23:35 Sports Life Stories 24:35 The Dales

07:00 The Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:45 SuperScrimpers 15:45 Countdown 16:30 Common Denominator 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Phil Spencer 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 The Mimic 23:35 Anna & Katy 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 24:55 Random Acts

07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 Little Lodgers 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Trisha 13:00 Looney Tunes 13:05 5 News 13:15 Dangerous Adventures for Boys 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Looney Tunes 16:25 Backyard Wedding 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 20:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 21:00 Rolf’s Animal Clinic 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Law & Order 23:55 CSI 24:50 Poker

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Holiday Showdown 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:10 Judge Judy 10:35 Winners & Losers 11:35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:35 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Holiday Showdown 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:50 Big Rich Texas 24:50 Gary Barlow & Friends

07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:50 One Tree Hill 09:40 Scrubs 10:10 Rules of Engagement 10:40 Charmed 11:35 90210 12:30 Ugly Betty 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Youngers 21:00 Big Momma’s House 23:05 Rude Tube 24:10 Body Shocking Show 24:45 New Girl

28 mar - 4 april 2013

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THURSDAY 4th April BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 You’ve Been Scammed 12:30 Real Rescues 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Perfection 16:45 Countryside 999 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 Prisoners’ Wives 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Imagine 24:30 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Real Rescues 08:50 You’ve Been Scammed 09:20 Heir Hunters 10:05 Great British Menu 11:05 British Railway Journeys 11:35 HARDtalk 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure 14:30 Weakest Link 15:15 How We Won the War 15:45 Country Show Cook Off 16:15 Great British Bake Off 17:15 The Blue Planet 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 20:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 21:00 James May’s Man Lab 22:00 Horizon 23:00 How TV Ruined Your Life 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Ancient Egypt

07:00 Daybreak

07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 According to Jim 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 The Morning Line 09:55 Frasier 10:25 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Undercover Boss Australia 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 13:35 What’s Cooking?

14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:30 Deal or No Deal 18:15 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Secret Eaters 22:00 The Intern 23:00 Dogging Tales 24:15 Random Acts

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:30 Little Lodgers 09:35 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Milkshake! Monkey 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Trisha 13:00 Looney Tunes 13:05 5 News 13:15 Dangerous Adventures for Boys 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Jane Doe: Vanishing Act 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News 20:00 Whale Adventure with Nigel Marven 21:00 Cowboy Builders 22:00 Killers Behind Bars: The Untold Story 23:00 Jodie Marsh: Bullied 24:00 Ghost Rider

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:55 Planet’s Funniest Animals 08:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 09:10 You’ve Been Framed!

09:40 Judge Judy 10:35 Winners & Losers 11:35 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:35 Millionaire Matchmaker 13:30 Emmerdale 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 Judge Judy 15:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:10 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 18:05 Millionaire Matchmaker 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed!

20:30 You’ve Been Framed!

21:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 22:00 Peter Andre: My Life 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Plebs 24:20 Altitude Comedy Festival

Crossword Answers 701 Cryptic Solutions Across: 1 Outbreak; 5 Crow; 9 Mend; 10 Penchant; 11 Put on; 12 Elusive; 13 Clamorousness; 18 Partisan; 19 Mare; 20 Improve; 21 Anger; 22 East; 23 Redolent.

Down: 2 Unequal; 3 Bedroom; 4 An eye for an eye; 6 Realise; 7 Withers; 8 Scouts; 13 Capsize; 14 Apropos; 15 Orison; 16 Nominal; 17 Surgeon.

09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 Cook Me the Money!

16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Ade in Britain 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:45 Emmerdale 20:45 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:10 ITV News 23:45 UEFA Europa League Highlights 24:45 Jonathan Ross Show

Quick Solutions Across: 1 Bankrupt; 5 Aped; 9 Gain; 10 Scissors; 11 Merry; 12 Useless; 13 Predetermined; 18 Critical; 19 Sled; 20 Inertia; 21 Banal; 22 Gate; 23 Meditate.

Down: 2 Amateur; 3 Kindred; 4 Picture palace; 6 Protean; 7 Disused; 8 Esteem; 13 Picking; 14 Evident; 15 Exists; 16 Instant; 17 Elegant.

E4 07:00 Switched 07:20 90210 08:05 Ugly Betty 08:50 One Tree Hill 09:45 Scrubs 10:10 Rules of Engagement 10:35 Charmed 11:35 90210 12:30 Ugly Betty 13:30 Hollyoaks 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 Scrubs 16:00 Charmed 17:00 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:30 2 Broke Girls 23:00 Body Shocking Show 23:35 Rude Tube 24:10 Fresh Meat

What’s on Viva TV this week VIVA TV broadcasts on the Torresat Networks every day from 2.00pm until 10pm.

And you can watch all our programmes and find our full listings at www.vivatv.es

Friday 29th Mar An Evening At... The Virgen del Carmen for a show packed full of local stars supporting Alzheimer’s charity AFA. 19.00 Saturday 30th Mar Let’s Talk – with one on the Costa’s best known entertainers – Singer and Sunshine FM radio presenter Nick Gold. 19.00 Sunday 31st Mar Elche’s Palms – we take a look at the impact the humble palm has had on the fortunes of Elche over the centuries. 18.15 Monday 1st Apr Host Your Own(series) The Costa Blanca’s answer to

“Come Dine With Me” – Ep. 3 Steve Bevis trying to impress our judges with his sports themed dinner party.

19.30 Tuesday 2nd Apr FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions – Ann Brown talks to Captain Rai Woods on beach safety and Tony Sparks on home electrics. 18.05 Wednesday 3rd Apr The Boat Show – looking at the ins and outs of buying and owning a boat in Spain, from a dingy to a multi million Euro yacht. 18.05 Thursday 4th Apr Learn The Lingo (series) – Learning Spanish in a fun and interesting way with the lovely Martine. 19.00

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28 MAR - 4 APRIL 2013

Life beauty

Dalem Pilar TATTOO AND Hair & Beauty salon is now open for business!

DALEM IS a brand name and describes a clean and modern system of switching from one colour to another in the process of creating a tattoo. This highly successful product is selling well in the UK and is now being distributed on the American market, with more products eagerly expected to be launched later this year.

Dalem, with the assistance of designer Jazmine designed the salon with totally separate areas featuring three sections. The first is the retail area showcasing piercing jewellery and gifts. The second is the hair dressing salon where award-winning stylist Debbie is in residence, and there are two additional beauty therapy rooms where a large selection of treatments are available.

The third section accommodates the tattoo and piercing rooms where you will find artist and tattooist Dalem and award-winning Bill Bean from the UK with more than 35 years of combined experience between them, specialising in all styles of the art of tattooing, with first class tattoos and piercings at affordable prices - you won’t find anywhere cheaper!

The hair and beauty sections offer a high quality and professional service with top of the range products used in all the available treatments, also at affordable prices, to suit all age groups.

And at Dalem you can relax and let Garra Ruffa pedicure fish transform your feet to be sandal-ready for the summer season!

You will find the salon at 25a, c / Mayor on the main high street at Pilar de la Horadada, opposite the square next door to the Papeleria: Tel: 96 502 0247.

Life going out

Two great productions one great tour in April!

SWING SENSATIONS 1 (6 SHOW SPECTACULAR) STARRING PATTI Ross, Darren Jones and Jukebox Legends. Patti’s professional career began at 16 in a 17- piece orchestra leading to London and the Empire Ballroom and The Lyceum in the Strand (where she appeared in the presence of Princess Anne). Many cruise ships including the QE2 followed before joining The Andy Ross Band on BBC’s ‘Come Dancing’ hosted by Terry Wogan and later Angela Rippon, for more than 10 years!

Patti has appeared with Jack Jones, Sacha Distel, Matt Munro, Bruce Forsyth, Cleo Laine, Elton John, Danni Mynogue and many other great names, regularly on TV and also on the Miss World competition held at The Royal Albert Hall & Royal Festival Hall organised by Eric Morley and his wife Julia. Now, she is here on the Costas for this fabulous tour with Jukebox Promotions Darren is an International swing music star with a smooth voice and a music style that is so refreshing. This combination, with support by Big Band singer Fiona McLean and Peter Day (both of Jukebox Legends) brings together a fabulous collection of music. www.jukeboxpromotions.co.uk or call: 695 135 134 for more details.

SHOWS DATES & VENUES Tuesday 2nd, La Marina Sport Complex: 96 679 6389 Wednesday 3rd, The Club, Quesada: 96 671 7028 Sunday 7th, The Rendezvous, Campoamor (nr La Fuente centre) Tickets for this show are 10€ and include buffet: 608 467 597 Tuesday 9th, The Club House, Camposol Golf: 96 897 8855 Wednesday 10th, Costa Narejos Hotel, Los Alcazares: 96 540 0188 Thursday 11th, Rocajuna, Punta Prima: 664 591 795 / 96 599 7260 Please book early for this unique tour. Don’t be disappointed - Tickets are limited at all venues! Tickets at the venues NOW! We will accommodate dancing at as many venues as possible but some may be restricted!

Fiona McLean

SWING SENSATIONS 2 (TWO SHOW SPECIAL) Starring Darren Jones, Fiona McLean and Peter Day. This show will visit two venues additional to those featured above, truly illustrating the fabulous voice of ‘Mr Swing,’ Darren Jones. Lovers of swing, ballroom and big band: this is for you!

DATES & VENUES Friday 5th, Bar San Miguel, Cooperativa Murla, Xalo Valley: 633 076 588 Monday 8th, Emerald Isle, La Florida: 96 532 7138 Tickets just 8.50€ are at the venues now! This show will start at 8.30pm and end at 11.15pm. Visit www.jukeboxpromotions.co.uk or call 695 135 134 for information.

28 MAR - 4 APRIL 2013

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Country and Western Fundraiser for HAH

By Keith Nicol IT’S TIME to put on those tight jeans, cowboy boots and hat and take yourself down to La Terraza Bar in Bigastro, next Friday night, yes that’s Good Friday the 29 March and you will assured of a Good Night out. Tickets are just one euro and anyone wearing a cowboy hat gets a free shot: that’s the sort of shot you can drink! It’s Ye Ha time in Bigastro with Help at Home Costa Blanca, so if you fancy yourself as a Bobby Ewing or Sue Ellen grab your hat and mosey on down.

Bangers and Mash & Cowboy Beans (well baked beans) will be on the menu for anyone who is as hungry as a horse! The ticket money is for the charity and all funds raised during the evening will also be for the charity Help at Home Costa Blanca Grab your hats and chaps and come on down to listen and dance to some foot tappin, thigh slappin’ (your own that is) Country and Western Songs. Live music by Peter Rafferty supported by Help at Home Costa Blanca’s very own Dolly Parton.

Bangers and Mash is just three euros and everyone one is welcome plus you can pay your one-euro for the charity on the door! Booking for food for this special night is essential. Darren and Hazel hope to see yawll there!

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28 MAR - 4 APRIL 2013

Life health

Get on yer bike

Monthly cycling tips, advice and routes CYCLE ROUTE 13: LA MANGA AND THE MAR MENOR IF YOU fancy a great day out then this trip is definitely for you. For this route you need to take your bikes in the car to San Pedro, or closer to Santiago de Ribera if you wish.

We parked on the outskirts of San Pedro at the Thaialasia hotel and cycled along the cycle track all the way to Santiago de Ribera (Approx 6kms) - nice and flat. We located the ferry terminal which is right next to the canoe club and waited for the ferry - the first one of the day and very busy, The cost was 4€ each and 1€ to take our bikes.

It was a picturesque crossing with great views of the mainland and the strip, with masses of jelly fish all the way across - we’ve never seen so many. After a 45 minute crossing we disembarked to find that one of our group had a puncture ( there were 10 of us - 5 couples ) so I had to quickly change

the tube before getting on our way .We were now at Thomas Maestre Port the largest marina on La Manga .

We started cycling about 12.30pm, leaving the Port and heading for the one and only road which had a cycle track in various places. We cycled for about 15kms and stopped at a really nice sandy beach for a drink, swim and cool down as it was in the high 30s. We continued on our trip just following the road: you can’t really go wrong…

At the end of the strip we kept to the right (Cabo De Palos on the left) and headed for Los Nietos passing the salt flats and staying as close to the shore as we could. We followed rough tracks most of the way to los Nietos, where we all stopped for another swim before having Sunday lunch. After lunch we picked up the road (F34) which was dead flat and more or less straight all the way. We passed through Los Urrutias, Punta Brava, Los Alcazares,

Los Narejos, San Javier and finally arriving back at Santiago De la Ribera, where we found a nice Tapas bar on the sea front.

We had our final dip in the sea before cycling the last 6kms back to the cars.

We had an excellent ride, one of the best trips we have done. Although it was relatively long we took all day enjoying the scenery and stopped regularly for drinks and swims. If you’ve not done this one then I recommend you do it soon before it gets cooler as it was fantastic being able to swim whenever we felt like it. If you think it might be too far then you can always cycle to the top of the strip, cycle back to the port and get the ferry back. (Roughly 40kms): The ferry goes every 2 hours.

We all met at the Arches in Quesada at 9am and arrived back at 9pm.

Total Cycling Time: 6 hours.

Total Distance: 75kms.

Summary: What a fantastic day out - entire route easy and flat and you just want to keep on cycling...

All routes are now available from our website: www.cyclogicalcostablanca.com and from our newly published book “ Cycling tips and Advice” with 20 cycle routes around the Costa Blanca.

Gary and Lynn are available at Cyclogical in Quesada Monday to Friday from 9.30am till 5.30pm and from 10am till 2pm on Saturdays to assist and advise you on all you’re cycling requirements.

WANT TO join a nonprofit organisation which is thriving on the Costa Blanca and committed to supporting charitable causes and bringing people together? There are Freemasons lodges throughout the Costa Blanca who meet on a weekly basis and welcome new members.

For more information please contact Harry Palmer by email at palmers.quesada@ yahoo.co.uk or 96 671 2326.

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In vogue vision

SPECSAVERS LAUNCHES Emporio Armani and Aurora glasses ranges LEADING fashion house, Emporio Armani, has brought a touch of Italian chic to the Spanish high street, with the introduction of a range of glasses at Specsavers.

Alongside Armani, Specsavers Opticas is launching a new range of glamorous glasses for the more mature women called Aurora.

Emporio Armani is available at all stores, the stunning range encapsulates a sophisticated and sleek style. Fashionistas can be sure to make a standout specs statement with a choice of 24 styles each designed by the team responsible for the fashion collections seen on the catwalks.

From vintage inspired, tortoise-shell frames to deep purple and two-tone pinks for the girls, through to the classic rectangular frame with a hint of 1960s Mad Men style for the guys, customers can select two pairs of Emporio Armani glasses for 150€.

Colin Evans, Store Director of Specsavers Opticas Torrevieja said: ‘Emporio Armani is an iconic brand and we’re thrilled to be able to offer our customers another fantastic designer range at high street prices.’

As well as Armani, exclusive to Specsavers, the Aurora collection has been created to meet a current gap in the market for elegant designer eyewear and includes 13 sophisticated styles, all sporting a signature crystal

Our patients are a testimony to the success of the treatment of osteoarthritis Contrary to popular belief, osteoarthritis is not due to age-related ‘wear and tear’ on your joints.

It tends to be more common as you get older – affecting around 80% of people over the age of 50 to some degree – but it is not a normal part of ageing.

Osteoarthritis develops in a joint when changes occur in the cartilage; the soft tissue that protects the surface of a bone and allows the joint to move freely. These changes may be due to damage that occurred many years before any symptoms appear.

Shockwave therapy offers an exciting addition to the treatment options for osteoarthritis, with little to no risk of adverse side effects.  Shockwave therapy can help significantly reduce the inflammation of the joint.  The therapy helps to slow the progression of osteoarthritis and it can actually alter the process of cartilage degradation.  The shockwaves stimulate certain components within the body, so the body is able to heal.

Shockwave therapy is able to accomplish this even in chronic cases.  Shockwave therapy seems to have a direct effect on nerves, diminishing pain.  The treatment vastly increases movement.

We find that many patients get an initial degree of improvement almost immediately following treatment.

Our patients are able to resume normal lives free of the inhibitions that they previously experienced.

Please refer to our website for more information and if you are a patient that has benefitted from our treatments, please send us your testimony via the website.

on the temple.

Scottish songstress Lulu who is the face of the new range said: ‘This collection combines elements of fine jewellery with modern design principles to create glasses of exquisite beauty, which is what attracted me to them. That and the use of flattering soft colours, pearlised finishes, intricate detailing and a wonderful smattering of bling.’ Each frame has also been designed to suit varifocal lenses, which are ideal for people who need glasses for distance and reading.

Emporio Armani and Aurora join Specsavers’ unique range of designer brands, which includes Karen Millen, GW by Gok Wan, Missoni, French Connection, Red or Dead, Osiris and Tommy Hilfiger.

Each pair includes PENTAX single vision lenses, scratch resistant treatment, a case and cloth as standard.

For details of your nearest Specsavers store see their advert on page 7.

Life recipes

Chicken Tagine A NORTH African theme this week, combining succulent chicken with subtle spices and dried fruits. Ideally it should be served with cous cous, but plain boiled rice would be almost as good.

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4 skinless chicken thighs, boned and cut into bite sized chunks 1 medium onion, roughly chopped 8 dried apricots, quartered A handful of seedless raisins 1 large tomato cut into wedges ½ tsp cumin seeds, crushed 1 tsp mild paprika ½ tsp turmeric 150ml chicken stock Olive oil

FOR THE COUS COUS • 125g cous cous • 125ml chicken stock • About 1 tbls each of finely diced onion, red pepper and green pepper • 1 tbls chopped parsley • A knob of butter 1. Pre-heat the oven to 180°C. 2. Heat a little oil in a frying pan and fry the chicken and onion together over medium heat for 5-6 minutes. Stir in the cumin, paprika and turmeric then add the apricots and raisins together with the chicken stock. Transfer to an ovenproof casserole, cover and place in the oven for 30 minutes.

3. Remove the casserole from the oven and stir in the tomato pieces. Return the casserole to the oven, uncovered, and cook for a further 15 minutes.

4. As the casserole is cooking, prepare the cous cous. Gently fry the diced onion and pepper until soft then set aside. In a large saucepan, bring the stock to a rapid boil then add the cous cous, butter, diced vegetables and parsley. Remove from the heat, cover with a lid and leave to stand for about 2 minutes then gently reheat, stirring constantly until steaming.

Serve immediately with the tagine.

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Stars in Bars make an Impact

By Keith Nicol ONE OF the many downsides of the financial crisis is the additional number of homeless people, many forced into the street due to losing their property to the banks. Last Wednesday, 20 March Mandy Bartlam the owner of Stars in Bars and Pauline Prior banded together to hold a charity night to help raise funds for the needy of San Fulgencio. The venue was the Hogs Head in La Marina, where a fantastic line up of acts took part and donated their time for free to help the homeless including Joanna, Paul Christie, Rob Bonovox, A Girl Called Soo and Matt Christian, all hosted by the funny man Lynden B. At the moment, San Fulgencio has approximately 50 families that need help, which include approx 70 children of whom some only get to eat eat times a week!

The event raised an amazing 538.16€ through raffles and games on the night, with local NGO Impact Charity of La Marina donating another 400€ to bring the total amount to 938.16€.

During Easter week, Mandy and Pauline went out and spent the money on putting together much needed and appreciated food parcels to give to the families in time for Easter. Mandy of Stars in Bars would personally like to thank everyone involved in the night in helping to raise this fantastic amount and keep an eye out around September time as she is currently planning another charity night to help keep these families in need.

Serves 2 Preparation time: 10 minutes Cooking time: 45 minutes

If you have a recipe you would like to share with RTN Readers, email your recipe and if possible a photo to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

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TheDirectoryforYou THEDIRECTORYFORYOU IS one of the most useful and innovative tools to help you find anything, anywhere at any time, from airport parking to air-conditioning, from plumbers to pool cleaning, and everything in between.

Need to reserve a table at a restaurant? Order some flowers? Of perhaps you need a taxi?

You can find all you need and want at www. thedirectoryforyou.com simply go online using any PC, Mac, iPhone, Android, Tablet or iPad. Need a number on the move then why not store their easy to remember number in your mobile phone, do so now: 902 906 192, for their fast, friendly and efficient telephone directory enquiry service is available 24/7.

TheDirectoryForYou is already receiving over 500 enquiries daily to their services from prospective customers seeking information it’s because of this success and customer demand that they are excited to announce the launch of their printed directory.

It’s handy, compact in size and has been designed so that it is easy-touse, easy-to-read and easy to store and contains details on businesses and services i.e. phone numbers, website addresses, emails, even money saving vouchers! There’s also a section entirely dedicated

to restaurants and bars.

In June, TheDirectoryForYou, will publish and distribute the first edition of their biannual printed directory, which is destined to become a ‘must have’ item for residents along the entire Costa Blanca and Calida region. This will be available to pick up through-out numerous retail outlets,

tourist offices, and hotels, it will also be distributed to their associated members of “The Neighbourhood Watch in Spain” totalling a distribution of 40,000 per annum.

To celebrate the launch they will be offering advertisers an advert within the directory for just 19.50€, with a further special 50% off normal retail prices for all advertising space booked within the month of April.

If you think that sounds

good Advertisers can also purchase a Multimedia Advertising Package that puts their business on-line, on the phone and within the printed directory for only 99€. They can access and edit their listing 24/7 using features such as photos, maps, QR Codes, videos and advise their customers of any changes, special offers or events as and when they occur using their voucher feature and more. There is even an option for restaurants and bars to add an on-line menu, which is perfect to announce their daily specials and set menus.

If you would like to advertise your business where customers are looking TheDirectoryForYou then contact the Sales Team today on 965 999 393 and take advantage of the special 50% off all advertising space booked within the month of April. The last date to book your advertising within the printed directory (space permitting) is 22 May therefore we advise you secure space now to avoid disappointment. So don’t get left behind, make sure your business can be found in the directory everyone is talking about; join TheDirectoryForYou today and be found in a jiffy. You’d be ‘quackers’ not to!

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs

by Jane Cronin

Step by Step Spanish -25

NOW WE’VE started on the theme of subjunctives, we’re going to go through to the end.

NOTICE I missed out the word “bitter” because subjunctives are “sweet”, once you get to know them. Although there is some truth in the statement that as non-native Spanish speakers we can get away without using them and be perfectly well understood, it is also true that they are an integral part of structure of language and are also closely linked to forms of courtesy, which is something that does tend to concern us when we are communicating.

Anyway, this article is devoted exclusively to mechanics, that is, to the conjugation of the present subjunctive, before we turn back again to where and how it is used. As I have mentioned before, we base the conjugation of the present subjunctive on the first person singular of the present tense. With most standard verbs this is a simple procedure. Here are examples of –ar, –er and –ir verbs.

Hablar (first person singular “hablo” – final letter change – “hable”) hable hablemos hables habléis hable hablen Beber (first person singular “bebo” – final letter change – “beba”) beba bebamos bebas bebáis beba beban Vivir (first person singular “vivo” – final letter change – “viva”) viva vivamos vivas viváis viva vivan

You may be wondering why I have specifically mentioned the “first person singular” as the basis of these conjugations. This is because it is important when dealing with odd forms, such as “tengo”, “digo”, “oigo”, “salgo”, “veo”, “vengo”, “conduzco”, “conozco” and so on. So, for example the present subjunctive of “tener” goes: tenga, tengas, tenga, tengamos, tengáis, tengan. What about oír – first personal singular oigo, present subjunctive oiga, oigas, oiga, oigamos, oigáis, oigan. Let’s do one more – “ver” based on “veo” – vea, veas, vea, veamos, veáis, vean.

There are six irregulars, already mentioned: (ir – vaya; ser – sea; dar – dé; haber – haya; estar – esté; saber – sepa) and finally there are just a couple of things to know about root-changing verbs that don’t fall into the category above of having odd first person singulars. This is what happens to them. Those that split sounds (o – ue and e – ie) return to the single sound in the first and second persons plural.

VOLVER vuelva vuelvas vuelva

volvamos volváis vuelvan

CERRAR cierre cierres cierre

cerremos cerréis cierren

Whereas the ones that don’t split the vowels (e – i) simply follow the first person form.

PEDIR pida pidas pida

pidamos pidáis pidan

Life books

SEGUIR siga sigas siga

sigamos sigáis sigan

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais: Following someone on Twitter & then whining about what they Tweet about is like stalking someone but complaining about the route they take.

BODILY FUNCTIONS Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar: At the dentist again for the third time in 2 weeks. Fillings falling out....Don’t get old !

Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75: I’m currently spending 40% of each day polishing boob sweat off my phone. #summerskirtshavenopockets Keith Lemon @lemontwittor: woke up this morning with a sausage eye. Could feel it coming on yesterday. Anyone got any tips on how to eradicate sties, minge eye!

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City of Fortune ROGER CROWLEY is a historian and the shout line of this book is How Venice Won and Lost a Naval Empire so you should gather from that where this is entertaining and informative read is going.

CROWLEY’S DRAWS on first-hand accounts of crusaders, sea captains, and merchants as well as state records to give a contemporary background to this rich narrative of commerce and empire, seafaring and piracy, which ranges across the Mediterranean from the Adriatic to Alexandria and from Crete to Constantinople.

The resulting read is racy and has a quality that has the reader smelling the smoke of sea battle and the stench of siege while living amongst dramatic characters brought to life by the author’s pen (okay, that should be keyboard but I’m allowed some dramatic licence here...)

My overall thought is that I wish Mr Crowley had been my history teacher at school back in the dinosaur days – I might have listened more.

Author: Roger Crowley Publisher: Faber & Faber Price: 13.50€ ISBN: 978 0 571 24595 6

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Life horoscopes The cat is out of the bag and at last it seems that not only can the truth be told, but people will thank you for it. Being true to yourself all you ever wanted was to make a difference and it was met with opposition right from the start. Pluto’s actions with Mercury and Venus midweek will help you to move on to where you now should be.

Venus squares Pluto, and this somewhat softens the blow that has caused conflict and discord just lately. Since you like to get things right, even you could not see what was coming, but your gut reaction and lack of fear has set the record straight for all who now know just how hard this has all been for you and those you love.

Mercury in Pisces takes on Jupiter in your fifth house of domesticity.

Let nothing shake your resolve and stick to the ground rules you have recently instigated. The message has to be listened to, acted on and remembered, or all of your hard work has been in vain. You are only treating others the way you need to be treated yourself, with respect!

Freedom and positive energy will fuel you for the job in hand, but your timing will be of the essence throughout the week ahead as you face a few pitfalls. The completion of all this brings you into a time whereby you can ensure and enjoy that someone gets their comeuppance and you can walk away head held high.

You love to bask in the glow of success but you have a good reason this week to celebrate your tact and diplomacy. Having to walk around something for a while has been a test of your ability to function under pressure. However clear lines of communication are now instigated by a wily Mercury who knows what’s next on the agenda, if you don’t.

All is fair in love and war and there has been plenty of both just now.

Whilst you may love someone you are no longer in love with them and it is time to let them go, and time for you to restructure drastically your life and what you need to gain from it. Your bark may very well be worse than your bite, but you do mean business this time around.

Venus in Aries and taking on Pluto in Capricorn is as difficult as it gets, and quite clearly somebody is not listening to you or taking you seriously right now. This is more than enough to send the scales crashing down, eliminating your powerhouse of equilibrium and forcing you to take unwarranted evasive action to put things right.

Pluto enhances your stubborn side and sees you ready to take something on that begs for your clear cut strength of duty. However there needs to be some clarification that the same old, same old, of the distant past does not rear an ugly head once more just to scupper your devout attempt at resolve and restoration, once again.

Jupiter in Gemini takes on Mercury in Pisces and the roles are once more reversed. Make sure that your message is taken seriously and then acted upon because in the dreamy energy of Pisces things can fall by the wayside; and there can be no more run arounds, especially seeing as completion and verification is now just around the corner.

Pluto is on board and there when Mercury takes a stab at helping in the lack of communication that currently shelves what sounds like a good deal. It won’t be on the table for long, so take the money and run before something changes. Yes you are being sorely tempted, so take a stand and be true to yourself for a change.

You have put all of your eggs into one basket and you have placed trust in someone who has appeared to be quite a dark horse. Whatever you do this is a time for you to test the waters and to carefully examine what is in it for you. This isn’t as selfish as it sounds, but it is self preserving and what you must now take on board.

The Mercury connection takes on both Jupiter and Pluto who both have clear cut ideas as to what to expect this week. However you are far too busy thinking to see what is developing around you and what could come from this. You are ready to take on the risks involved since these are minimal and the future is more secure than ever it was!

Kenny corris www.kennycorris.net

Pre warned

SO MANY of us have psychic energies within us, and they can be so much a part of us that we do not realise when we are using them. Hunches, feelings, gut reactions are all part of a psychic process that many have locked within. Maybe there are many who haven’t analysed this distinct form of awareness, and the highly indicative energy that does whatever it can to bring things to our attention.

If something doesn’t feel right we can have strong feelings in our stomachs, or other places, which tell us to be careful or to be aware. To ignore these reactions wouldn’t be right, but they are part of the autonomic psychic energy we all have on board. This pre warning has saved lives and helped people get the help they need, and it is something worth always bearing in mind.

I do not use any skills that are unique. The entire psychic process is within us and it is up to all of us, as individuals to acknowledge and accept and tune into those energies, if indeed we want to. Some people, even today, are very scared of their gut reactions and feelings. These talented people are scared that this could be the “curse” of something spooky or weird. Often they will also feel that the warning that they receive may actually serve to bring on bad energies, and so too many fear that this pre warning is something they do not like to see, hear or feel. I have met very talented people who would have developed into superb Clairvoyants and Mediums; but who have feared their abilities greatly, and not trusted themselves to give the right messages, though they know that they have received them.

Once one of our dogs had to have eye surgery in Alicante some years ago. I was given a time of 18.00 to

Kennys diary Albir Readings: The End of the Mayan Calendar has brought the Maya Bistro in Albir a brand new name. In future it will be known as SOMETHING ELSE. Readings are available on Wednesday 3rd April from 17.00. Call for bookings for mini readings on: 966 868 213.

Alfaz Spiritual Foundation: Thursday April 11th……at 18.30 Demonstration and Service by Me. All are most welcome to attend at The Forum Mare Nostrum in Alfaz del Pi. DNA: A Spring Workshop: A one day workshop that helps you to charge your own unique Spiritual DNA. An intensive workshop, open to all, that intensifies, accelerates and inspires Spiritual progress and indicates the clear way ahead. Dates in April/May, or can travel to your own group or organisation. For details please call Kenny directly on 686 361 594 or leave a message on: 96 587 8424.

If it’s your birthday this week

call back to the surgery and vaguely walked around El Corte Ingles all afternoon preoccupied for the success of the procedure. At 17.10 I heard a clear message whispered to me to return to the surgery, and I knew that my dog had passed on. As the vet opened the door he was amazed when I told him that I knew, and the time of death was logged at 17.10. Who whispered in my ear I do not know, but it prepared me for what was the very worst outcome that day.

Many people have this onboard psychic power that alerts them in times of need. My Mother knew her Father was dead when she woke up one day. There was no other warning whatsoever and as she put on her best dress and combed her hair, her Mother came into her room to tell her the news she already knew. As a ten year old she showed a highly psychic energy which sadly never developed, but as an actress she did get good parts, and she always knew, instinctively, what I was up to, as well.

Good or bad news travels fast. Messages sent, sensations felt and actions taken are so much about us in our everyday lives. I personally like it when people talk of their gifts, and love to hear tales of what good use they have been put to.

However the silent, and the scared do not speak of their psychic connections in any way. This is an enlightened era whereby Spiritualism is becoming more and more popular and more attractive to many. Use your senses and you will be using the gift sent to you for good reason. There is nothing bad about innermost feelings and sensitivity which are the noble part of the process of divination. If something bugs you it is for a reason and rather than hide away emotions and reactions, or worry that you are wrong in any way; share them for the good of those who may need the benefit of your heightened skills in the greater spiritual scheme of things!

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

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Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY WHAT can I do? In the past I did something very wrong, and no matter what I do I cannot get what I did out of my mind.

I suppose this is my suffering and that I do deserve to suffer all the days of my life for what I did. My question is to ask you whether I will get my chance to enter into the Other Side, or will I be rejected on grounds that I am not fitting? Cheryl.N. No matter what you have done Cheryl you cannot continue to torture yourself in this way. You write with remorse and are not begging for forgiveness, but you have to start a dialogue with Spirit. None of us are perfect, all of us have done wrong things and however bad the acts we did you have to realise that so too is there forgiveness. You are entitled to share your misdemeanour with Spirit, and they will only judge you on how you feel about the wrong that you did. They are only concerned of your own conscious and the way you feel about the truth of what happened. That is all that matters. It is those who have no feelings or that do not care about the things that they did that may be waiting to move on for some time when the time comes. You made a mistake, and I am concerned that you now minimalise your stress and trauma. One day you will enter into the Spirit World when the time comes with an open heart and receive the forgiveness you deserve to have.

Don’t let history repeat itself when there are signs of change and betterment all around. Yes you can take the rough with the smooth, but why have cotton if you could have silk?

Sudoku

Cryptic Crossword Across 1. As lately burnt by students? (8,3) 9. Look at the old boy kick off at tennis! (7) 10. Does it tell one when to keep a look-out? (5) 11. More of a complex tradition (5) 12. It falls at the end of the action (7) 13. She puts an end to progress (6) 15. It’s little Susan making material (6) 18. How policemen operate? (2,5) 20. She features in the declaration (5) 22. Nothing in firm to save (5) 23. The actors played first and made a move on the chess-board (7) 24. Very angrily took food to excess (11)

Word Ladders

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Down 2. Piece let in dress of with-it group? (5) 3. Is the foregoing neither lady’s (7) 4. Sound oil from the Mediterranean (6) 5. Wrote about a feature of a church, perhaps (5) 6. Crying raggedly? (2,5) 7. Leave the darkness to be revealed (4,2,5) 8. Come into different ownership and get fresh workers (6,5) 14. Curb the chorus (7) 16. One of the teeth in which a cutting remark might be thrown back? (7) 17. Stormy spot for drinkers? (3-3) 19. See the wrinkle in Bridget’s brow (5) 21. Assign everybody to return (5)

The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.

Quick Crossword

Across 1. Indiscriminate (11) 9. Dived (7) 10. Earlier (5) 11. Musical drama (5) 12. White ant (7) 13. Agreement (6) 15. Exhausted (6) 18. Disregard (7) 20. Evade (5) 22. Characteristic (5) 23. Mohammedan (7) 24. Warlike (11)

Down 2. Awaken (5) 3. Nomad (7) 4. Tranquil (6) 5. Superior (5) 6. Turn to use (7) 7. Chance (11) 8. Impiety (11) 14. Etch (7) 16. Violinist (7) 17. Cord (6) 19. Praise (5) 21. Devil (5)

Euromillions Draw Friday 22nd March 2013

12 27 32 34 49 8

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No ticket won the 100,000,000 Euros

Tuesday 26th March 2013

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 53.

4 26 30 42 44

6

No ticket won the 113,430,166 Euros

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Paul Cunningham Nurses spreading the word

By Keith Nicol PAUL CUNNINGHAM NURSES SL are out and about and spreading the word about their new status and what they have to offer sufferers around the Costa Blanca. Last Thursday, Tracey from PCNSL was invited to a community meeting in Largo Jardin ll, Torrevieja, in the newly reopened Lounge Bar,

by Judith Wallbank, to give an update on PCN & PCNSL to local residents. The PCN charity is well known throughout the Community for the work that it does caring for the terminally ill while PCNSL was launched in September last year after constant requests to PCN nurses to provide care at the initial early diagnosis stage and for general nursing long term, for nonterminal patients.

The good news is that PCNSL can now offer all full general nursing, carer and home help service to anyone in the community who needs it for a very reasonable fee. PCNSL services also include a specialist Diabetic Clinic operating from the PCN office in La Marina, to help those living with this condition manage everyday life and to help prevent short or long term complications.

Tracey is currently out and about in the community visiting groups, clubs and organisations, answering questions, getting

Tracy, in black, from PCNSL, with some of those who attended her talk

feedback from the community and passing on details of all services available. Meetings to date have proved to be very helpful & positive feedback has been given and full details of PCNSL new services can be found on their dedicated website at www.paulcunninghamnurses-sl.com.

If you would like Tracey to attend one of your scheduled meeting as a speaker or to set

up a special meeting for your group, possibly for concerned members of the community, please call the PCNSL office - 966 797 016 Mon/Tue/Thurs 09.30am to 2.00pm or email traceypcn.s.l@gmail.com. Any profits from PCNSL after tax and expenses will be donated to PCN, creating a self funding cycle. If you would like to help or donate to PCN Charity please use the above contact details.

You’re feeling sleepy: time to make a fool of yourself

By Keith Nicol A FUN evening of Comedy Hypnosis has been organised by Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers starring the talents of local broadcaster and entertainer Dennis Christian, at The Rosales Restaurante (on the Lemon Tree Road) on 6th April 2013.

In his past life, Dennis was a professional Comedy Hypnotist back in England and now he is all set to get his pocket watch back out of retirement and to entertain you here on the Costa Blanca.

This is your chance to be the star of the show, and since you’ll be under his control, you’ll have no idea, apparently, what you are doing and so you won’t feel the slightest bit embarrassed by helping to entertain the audience! For only 10€ which includes a meal (choice of menu Barbecue or Curry) you can enjoy two hours of fun and entertainment.

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Life cars Why are so many people crooked?

Brian Deller Author of Motoring in Spain

WHEN STUDYING the facts about those who own and drive motor vehicles, one point stands out and that is so many think nothing of ignoring the laws.

ONE EU law is that even though a vehicle is in another EU country it must still be legal as if it was in the original country - for UK vehicles they must have a current MOT and the VED must be current and paid with the original receipt in the windscreen. I often see offers in the local English Press for VED receipts and ‘genuine’ MOT certificates which must be fraudulent as the MOT must be physically done in the UK, as we all know, and the original carried and displayed in the vehicle.

For those who have not bothered to transfer registration there are, as I have previously reported, more problems now where older,

polluting vehicles (most) are being refused importation unless they are genuine ‘historic vehicles’, that is 25 years plus old, with the re-registering here being for this classification which can cost as much as 1,000€.

And expect usage limitations on such old vehicles soon, as in Germany.

The latest now is the use of fraudulent disability badges and nearly 70,000 have been cancelled in the UK, which means most likely that some (a lot) are being used here, and the holders gave to apply for such badges again.

The new badges have a hologram which is impossible to copy we are told. The computer

systems that allow all authorities in the EU to check at the roadside the legality of all vehicles including foreign EU ones means that the police and courts will be able to get ‘safely’ tough. As in the UK, a vehicle on the road which is not currently legally, been taxed or a SORN applied for (which means that it must still be in the UK and not used on the roads anywhere) in the time periods allowed, will be seized and crushed.

I guess many of us justify such actions although they financially penalise those of us who follow the rules.

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We make it harder than we need to NOEL’S WORLD OF GOLF

By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Alicante Golf 639 730 891

RTN GOLF Club arranged for TaylorMade Golf to take the first of the year’s fitting tour events to Alicante Golf last Thursday so that our members and the general public could test all the latest golf clubs from one of the leading manufacturers.

THE RESPONSE we had was incredible and we will repeat the event at Alicante Golf on 30th April so that more golfers can see the best way to make golf as easy as it can be.

There is absolutely no way to make golf simple but we certainly do not make it easy for ourselves when we have golf clubs that are too old and/or unsuitable for us.

On Thursday I saw a 70-year-old man with a swing speed of 65mph using stiff steel shafts in his irons and stiff graphite shafts in his woods. This was a combination completely unsuitable for someone with this swing speed. The client had fallen out of love with golf because he could no longer score to his handicap and had sought the advice of several professionals in the area; sadly none of whom had checked the suitability of his golf clubs. His maximum distance with his 5 wood was just over one hundred yards. After fitting the correct shafts and clubhead to suit him his swing speed increased by sixteen miles per hour and he was comfortably hitting his seven iron where he

was hitting his five wood.

This client was not alone but was the biggest example of what many of us do wrong by going into a golf shop and buying on impulse a set of clubs that we like the look of without a thought of whether they will suit us. Another client was using her husband’s old Ping clubs that were custom fitted for him. He is six feet two inches; she is five feet three inches and considerably smaller in build. Until she was properly fitted with clubs to suit her what chance had she of really enjoying golf?

Any sport is more fun if you play it well and golf is certainly no exception but we can do things in golf that will make things as easy as they can be by using the knowledge of people who care about those whom they are serving and not just selling purely for profit.

Technology is readily available nowadays to be able to get a custom fitted set of golf clubs easily that actually cost no more than an off-the-shelf set so why not make use of the situation and get the correct clubs for you?

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RTN GOLF Club members turned out at Alicante Golf again last Tuesday to test their skills on the golf course designed by Seve Ballesteros and the golf course was again the winner as only one player played to his handicap.

Peter Hasell scored 36 Stableford points to take home his first Ashworth golf shirt of the year presented each week to our winners. Peter was also the only winner of our twos completion in the last three weeks and promised to enter his winnings on his tax returns at the end of the year.

We will assemble at Alicante Golf again next Tuesday with the ambition of beating the golf course again and will welcome all golfers who wish to joins us for the challenge of returning the best score of the day.

ANOTHER BENEFIT OF BEING A MEMBER OF RTN GOLF CLUB As part of our service to our members we have arranged for three golf equipment manufacturers to come along and advise our members on what is the best equipment for them to use.

In April we will be joined at Alicante Golf by Ping, Callaway and TaylorMade all of whom will provide equipment to test and advice free of charge. Keep an eye on the golf section of RTN in the coming weeks for more information and book your appointment for a free club fitting on the dedicated telephone number in the advertisement. Whilst an appointment is not essential it may mean you will not have to wait to be seen on the day. All club fittings are provided without obligation. Exciting times are ahead for our members, yet another reason to be part of Spain’s best golf club.

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Grand Prix-ma Donnas!

In the closing stages of last week’s Malaysian Grand Prix, world champion Sebastian Vettel defied team orders and took the chequered flag when he was supposed to allow stable mate Mark Webber the win. Now I don’t watch a great deal of Formula 1, but as a person who takes a general interest in most sports, the whole saga doesn’t sit well with me at all and, for what it’s worth, I’m Team Vettel in this case.

The fact that the German has been accused of poor sportsmanship is ridiculous to me. Vettel is the youngest ever driver to win three world titles in a row and you don’t get to that level in any sport without having a ruthless streak. Over-taking Webber when the opportunity presented itself was, in my opinion, his professional natural instinct and, if anything, I’d be more surprised if he’d followed his team’s orders rather than ignore them.

Not only that but had Vettel stepped aside for Webber as instructed, how does that not constitute race-fixing? Surely such shenanigans only reduce an internationally celebrated sport to a billionaire’s play-thing!?

And would it even be legal? Fixing the race for the supposed benefit of the team is one thing but what if one of these Asian betting syndicates we hear so much about was found to have placed millions on a Webber victory and Team Red Bull facilitated that?

There would be questions to answer I’m sure! It’s too much of a grey area for me so

I’d prefer to see drivers fight to win the race rather than play puppet to the whim of their team bosses.

Euro-nly a few steps away!

The Europa League quarter-finals get underway on Thursday and it’s looking quite good from an English point of view. Yes it’s been a poor year in terms of the Champions League but Chelsea, Tottenham and Newcastle are still flying the flag in Europe’s secondary competition. There are of course some football fans who only like to see their team succeed but, as an Englishman, I’ll be rooting for one of the aforementioned clubs to lift the trophy.

Although Chelsea and Spurs play at home in the first legs, I still fancy them both to progress over Rubin Kazan and FC Basel respectively. Newcastle however have a real test on their hands and need to overcome former European heavyweight Benfica if they’re to book a place in the semi-finals.

Alan Pardew’s side have been a real box of chocolates this season, you just don’t know what you’re going to get. They were always going to struggle to replicate the heroics of the last campaign but, domestically, I’m sure Toon fans would have expected better. They may have flirted with relegation at times, but I really don’t see them going down because not only do I think they’ve got some good players, there are definitely three worse teams in the division.

Campus of Champions begins registration

By Keith Nicol JULY MAY seem like a long way away, but twelve weeks will soon fly by and it will be time for the fifth Campus of Champions for local youth footballers. The Olímpico Escuela de Tecnificación who developed last summer’s football campuses ‘Iker Casillas’, is again behind this year’s event, in collaboration with the Department of Sports. There are two sessions, from 1 to 7 July and the second one from 8 to 14 July. Players are welcome to attend both. The Campus of Champions activities will be focused on the improvement and enhancement of the qualities of the players, no matter what their level.

The price per session is 220€ for those that go home for lunch and meals (from 10:15 to 12:30pm and 5:30pm to 7:00pm) and 320€ for the complete program, which includes food and other activities (10:15am to 7:00pm).

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An unhappy Mark Webber glares at Sebastian Vettel

Their squad has perhaps struggled with fighting on domestic and continental fronts this season but considering they go to The Etihad on Saturday, a place where they aren’t expected to get much, if Pardew plays the percentages, and rests his stars so that they’re fresh for Thursday, then who knows? Unlike Spurs and Chelsea, Newcastle first play away from home so, if they can take a draw back to St. James’ for the second leg, they may just fancy their chances of getting through.

This Week in “The Lions”: Sat 30th Mar: Sunderland v Man United (1.45pm) Man City v Newcastle (4pm) Southampton v Chelsea (4pm) Everton v Stoke (6.30pm) Sun 31st Mar: Aston Villa v Liverpool (2.30pm) 2nd/3rd/4th Apr: All Champions / Europa League Fixtures

Fishing Maggots End by

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THIS WEEK was the 5th round of the Coast Rider Challenge Trophy and was held on the Eden Canal stretch of the Rio Segura. As Terry has said in his report, the river was up and running; well it had risen even higher and was flowing even more strongly when we arrived. (Terry´s match was the day before). However, on the day everybody caught fish (A first for this year I think) with one specimen being landed and one lost at the net.

Tony Price caught and landed a carp of 4.60 kilos (in old money 10.12lbs).

Stan Roberts hooked and managed to get it to his net to find the net was not big enough - his estimate of the fish was around 20lb (not a fisherman’s tale I hasten to add). Looks now the only time to fish the river is when it is in flood!

TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Stan (The Man) Roberts fishing the pole using bread with 8.22 kilos 2nd Alan (The Chairman) Reid fishing the feeder using bread with 6.28 kilos 3rd Tony (The Flower Man) Price fishing the feeder using bread with 5.34 kilos PLEASE NOTE The club has some vacancies at present: if you are interested in joining please contact Derek Swann on

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ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS: Supplied

by Terry Screen This week we were again fishing the Eden Canal for the eleventh and final round in the Abbey Angling Cup on the 19th March; perhaps now that the weather seems to be improving we will soon be able to fish the other venues.

I paid a visit to the Murcia town water last Sunday, and the water was just receding off the footpath which has left about four inches of silt on there. The flood water has now reached the Eden Canal with the excess water overflowing in to the old river bed, the water on the match length is controlled by sluice gates which regulate the flow, but the water was still rising throughout the match and was running quite fast. Although conditions are not good by any means most anglers caught fish.

This being the last match of the series the points was close right up to the end as only eight of the eleven matches points count which means dropping the three lowest points.

1st Alan (The Chairman) Reid with 5.640kg fishing the feeder using bread and corn 2nd Stan (The Man) Roberts with

FC Torry news Torry travelled to the wine growing region of Requena last Sunday to play 7th placed Utiel. Torry came home with all three points after a 1-0 win to calm the nerves of the Torry fans and help the clubs fight for survival in the Tercera. The goal was scored by Sergio through a header from a corner in the 11th minute. Torry had to withstand quite a bit of pressure but the defence held firm

5.360kg fishing the pole feeder using maggot 3rd Andy (Web Man) Stevenson with 4.720kg fishing the pole feeder using corn and maggot THE FINAL RESULTS OF THE ABBEY ANGLING CUP 1st Terry Screen with 87pts minus 15 pts total 72pts 2nd Dave Hoare with 75pts minus 10pts total 65pts 3rd Bill Reade with 68pts minus 4pts total 64pts Next week is the start of the Spring Series Cup and all details are available on our website www.abbeyangling. com or from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368.

Anglers Together THE OBJECTIVE of Anglers Together was to introduce anglers to each other, who otherwise had no one to fish with or didn’t know where to fish.

It was successful in bringing together many anglers who established friendships and which continue to this day.

No meetings are held now but information is still available via anglerstogether@hotmail.co.uk.

aided by defensive midfielders Burguillos and Jorge and Manolo in goal was rarely troubled. Torry could in fact have extended their lead in the second-half with Luis Carlos having a goal-bound header cleared off the line and Manu Amores striking the post with a shot ,having been set up by substitute Koeman, who made a surprising but welcome return from injury. Torry have another away game on Sunday at 4th placed and play-off chasing Alzira. It won’t be easy but if they remain resolute in defence and hit the opposition on the counter attack they can get something out of the game. Torry fans will be keeping their fingers crossed for a positive outcome.

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Tel: Jane 680717118 PET TRANSPORT we treat your pet as if they belong to us and that is our promise. Van fully air conditioned we believe we have the best rates so give Joe a call on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 for a chat or e mail pawspettransport@ hotmail.com ALSTRAYS TRANSPORT SERVICES Monthly cat and dog transports between Spain, France, Germany, Holland, Belgium and the UK. DEFA certificate and license. www. alstrays.com. Tel: 676 653 681

STRICTLY SOCIAL CLUB Why not come and join us for an afternoon of entertainment, fun, quizzes and games. We also have speakers, and arrange meals out and coach outings. We meet on the top floor at The New Asturias Restaurant, Punta Prima between 2.30 p.m. and 5.00 p.m. on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of each Month.

Open to all age-groups. For more info call Margaret on 966730569 or Brian on 678807159. Looking forward to meeting you. “ ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helpline, South 625 912 078, North 648 169 045. www.aa-costablanca.org.

IF I COULD SHOW YOU A WAY to build a substantial income from home, with a start -up fee of just £99 and a money-back guarantee then you’d want to talk with me wouldn’t you? Well, don’t delay - call Dave on 634 351 524 and I’ll meet you locally

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MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 15,000 € Fully furnished ready to move into, Camping Pueblo San Javier. Also homes & plots for rent. Carol 96 819 24 25 Mob. 626 055 622 www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com

LADIES DANCEFIT WITH L.A DANCE at 4kwatro in Albir, Mondays at 7.30pm, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information TAPPY TOES DANCE CLASS FOR BABIES from 18 months, at 4kwatro in Albir, 11am, call Louise on 655 781 068 for more information.

LA BAMBA’S - BALLROOM / LATIN / SEQUENCE Los Rosales Restaurant, Guardamar CV895 [near Lemon Tree Sunday Market] Monday - Social Dance 8.30pm - 10.00pm [Sequence class 7.30pm - 8.30pm] Friday - Social Dance 7.30pm - 10.00pm Wednesday - New Beginners Class 2pm 3pm Improvers Class 3pm - 4pm Intermediate Class 4pm - 5pm For more information contact Andrea and Brian 616 478 157 FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at 4kwatro in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols! Call Louise on 655-781-068 for more information!

RECLAIMED RAILWAY SLEEPERS FOR SALE 9 Reclaimed Railway Sleepers 250 euros the lot. 3 large slabs white marble 15 euros each ono Tel 966 495 221 BENCH PRESS plus weights exercise bike and other keep fit stuff come and see it Moraira area telephone John 966 495 228 LIGHTWEIGHT WHEELCHAIR Folding, immaculate.150 euro.

Mobility scooter.40km range.

Road legal. Hardly used.499 euro.627019403 AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S Two salmon colored leather sofas. Also brown Chesterfield sofa with matching armchair. Photos: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S we specialize on very high quality pre-owned furniture for half price or less. www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S Beautiful very large American fridge/freezer with ware/ice dispenser and a “Minibar”! Photos on: www.michaelsjavea.com MICHAEL’S 30 YEARS IN JAVEA ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www.michaels-javea.com Tlf: 965-791-328.

POOL & GARDEN MAINTENANCE. Monthly contracts from 90€. Contact: www.javeahandyman.com Tel: 680501404 MINI DIGGER FOR HIRE with operator Tel 679 542 665 NEW LAWN/LAWN PROBLEMS Call the lawn specialist for a solution on 676863778 www. lawnsinspain.com

REPAIRS Washing machines, Dishwashers & Dryers. Also Boilers and any electrical problems.

24hours. Cheap prices Tel 626 805 709

PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE for your home or business at a fair price. Try us out so we can prove how good we are, book 2 hours and only pay for 1 on your first booking. References available. (Altea area) Tel: 965843781 or 622514980

ENTHUSIASTIC AGENTS NEEDED for Avon cosmetics. Meet people and turn spare time into cash. Phone Rosh 966 785 520

ALEXANDERS ANTIQUE JEWELLERS pay Top London prices, Est. 2003. Open Mon-Sat, 10am - 2pm. Javea Port seafront.

Tel: 965 792 595 / 667 270 969

SOS INSURANCE www. sosinsuranceinspain.com Best prices available. CALL US FIRST for all your insurance needs, including best deals on Funeral plans. Buildings and contents cover from just 98 euros per year.

Tel 966787123 / 686116297

Paul Cunningham Nurses

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home.

Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424

are looking to employ a full time nurse to join the existing team.

Any candidate must be legally able to work in Spain.

Own transport is essential & candidates should live within a 25km radius of our La Marina Office base.

If you feel you can offer what we need please send your CV & RCN registration details to traceypcn.s.l@gmail.com

DO YOU NEED EXTRA HELP AT HOME? I can help you at home with light duties, cleaning, cooking, housework, shopping etc as a carer. References available. Altea, Benidorm, Alfaz del Pi area. Call Trisha for more information on 622 514 980 or 965 843 781

MOBILE BARBER For a friendly and reliable experienced Barber look no further 10€ All Cuts Phone Danny 634 342 975

GOLD WANTED English Jeweller wishes to buy broken or unwanted Gold and Silver jewellery & coins for cash. Call for an appointment.

Peter (7 days) 664 890 990.

Member of the Nat. ASSN of Goldsmiths

28 mar - 4 april 2013 ADVICE WITH THE SPANISH SYSTEM Whatever you need to integrate into the spanish system, we can help you. NIE, residencia, empadronamiento, car import transfer, driving license transfer, schools, doctors, social security.(Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 619 269 408 email: pammcmurchie@ hotmail.com ADVISORY SERVICE Need advice on making a will, buying or selling property, tax, resident or non resident, starting a business in spain, we can talk you through and give you the best advice and help you settle in spain. (Benidorm and surrounding areas) Tel: 610 634 506

Satnav, traction control, 16 inch alloys, isofix, cornering front lights, stunning example, metallic black. 15,750€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com VAUXHALL VIVARO 1.9DI, 2004 British Registered, RHD, 2900 S.W.B. Mot’ed 1 year and taxed till September. VGC. Neat and tidy.

White unlettered. Low mileage 74,000 with MOT history to back it up. Very light use all its life. Fully serviced with new brakes, very well maintained, HPI clear and certificate to confirm. Just down from the UK with my personal effects. 2500 pounds.

Tel: 627 204 408 or 966 462 937 PEUGEOT 206,2004 1.6 LTR Petrol AUTOMATIC Gold, Spanish LHD, 29000KM Spanish LHD, one owner, 5495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 KIA SPORTAGE, 4X2 2008, 2 LTR Petrol, silver Spanish LHD and CD player. Excellent condition 9995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 HYMER HM 700, 1988 Diesel Auto, 5 berth, Spanish LHD, Mercedes Engine, Air con, 11995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 AUDI A3, 2011 1.6 LTR Diesel Spanish LHD, Audi Extended warranty, silver, 14495€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 BMW X1, 2011, 4X4, S Drive 2 Ltr Auto Diesel, Lacs Silver, leather interior, excellent condition, 24995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 PEUGEOT 206, 2003 1.4 LTR HDI Diesel, Agean Blue, Low KLM, 5495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD MONDEO ESTATE, T REG UK Tax till end May, 2 litre petrol with roof rack and Ifor Williams GD84 Trailer. 1,600€. Tel: 698 596 597

DISCOUNT TYRES Quality Tyres at Recession Prices. 45 Different Brands to choose from. 966875600 info@discounttyres.es MJB MOBILE WELDERS Gates, grills, hinges etc., repaired or new.

No job too small. Fast service.

Low prices. Free Quotes. Call Terry: 966 845 414 / 625 995 470

LOOKING FOR A CAR? We have over 75 LHD and RHD vehicles in stock for sale or exchange. We have a good selection of vehicles to clear from only 800€ Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www. fwreurocars.com WANT TO DRIVE your LHD car to the UK and sell it when you get there? Call 658 670 777

WANTED I BUY ANY CAR van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com ONE WAY VEHICLE DELIVERY Spain - Uk - Spain Tel 671 797 151 Or 0044 2380 66 8000 onewayvehicledelivery@ hotmail.com

FORD C-MAX 16 TI-VCT (115) 2008, 84,000kms, ITV June 2014, blue, Excellent condition. 6,800€ ono. Tel: 690 912 669 / 966 875 209 TATA SAFARI 4X4 2.9 TURBO DIESEL Grand Safari, August 2006, 2 owners, 57,000kms, 5 door, bull bar, side steps, front fogs, roof rails, beautiful condition throughout, Metallic Silver only 5,450€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com OPEL ZAFIRA 7 SEATER, 2004 1.8 16v Elegance, 2 owners, 89,000kms, alloys, AC, front fogs, roof rails etc, high spec model, silver, 6,250€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com MERCEDES VITO 7 SEATER AUTOMATIC October 2002, 2.2CDi, 112 model, AC, Electric sunroof, towbar, rear privacy glass, metallic silver. 7,250€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com MERCEDES VIANO 2.2CDI TREND 8 seater, 2007, 6 speed, 2 owners, 87,000kms, FSH, AC, CD, rear privacy glass, half leather, bluetooth, stunning condition. 14,750€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com SEAT LEON COPA 1.6TDI Auto tiptronic DSG, June 2011, 5 door hatchback, 1 owner, 33,000kms,

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HORNY, FIT MARRIED COUPLE offering four hand erotic massage for men, ladies and specialise in couples. Tel: 696 063 027 ASHLEY- 29 ENGLISH/MIXED RACE- Absolutley stunnning, near Torrevieja Hospital, 665 883 576 THE BLUE PILL NOW EVEN BETTER. From €2, other products available. Don’t miss out.

Derek 685 207 378 BLUE PILLS, JELLIES AND WEEKENDERS to improve your love life. Pay on Delivery. Local and nationwide service. www.costablues. com or phone Colin 680878735

LOOKING FOR COMPANY? Do you want to explore your sexual fantasies with beautiful Brazilian and Oriental ladies? 24 hours, hotel or home visit Telephone 689526354 PLEASURE HOUSE TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America.

Come and enjoy, low rates from 40€. Address: Calle Finlandia. 682776-068 SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking.

Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service.

Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo.

609-573-468 or 639-832-118

PROBLEMS WITH INSECTS? Cockroaches, rats & mice. Call 626 828 974 All insects

KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, WARDROBES Classic Kitchens, 20 years on the Costa Blanca, call Adrian 676 699 700 SHOWERMAN fits shower and bath screens of all shapes and sizes.

Immediate delivery. Unbeatable prices guaranteed. Best service in Spain 639 292 081 or 965 792 285 see our main advert on page 5

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POOL & GARDEN MAINTENANCE. Monthly contracts from 90€. Contact: www.javeahandyman.com Tel: 680501404 MINI DIGGER FOR HIRE with operator Tel 679 542 665

and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 18 years experience. 10 years served on the Costa Blanca.

Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080500 www.pristineswimmingpools. com NO CALLOUT CHARGE

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired.

Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, conscientious service to the highest standards.

Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators

HOUSE FOR SALE in quiet area of Torreta 2. 55,000€. Convenient location, close to all amenties. Phone 646 436 088 for more details MORAIRA TOWN CENTRE beautiful well furnished apartment.

Air conditioning, garage. 335,000€.

Tel: 965 748 390 SIX BED, FOUR BATH, VILLA superb 360° vistas, 10x6m pool, valued €1.178.000 (2007) forced sale €425,000. Contact 650657467 view http://youtu.be/PLW83q4uAFw FINCA GATA, 3 BEDROOMS 2 bathrooms, pool, wonderful sea/

country views, 5 minutes train station, price drastically reduced to 240,000€.

Tel: 965756855 SAGRA OLD VILLAGE HOUSE 2 bedroom, completely upgraded, Air conditioning, 20 minutes beach, sold fully furnished. Tel: 965587545.

68,000€ PLOT FOR SALE Registered Building Plot 800m² with uninterrupted views across valley, Calpe rock and the Sea, yet only 1.5km from the town centre. Pintor Dali 2, Moraira 150,000.00€ No offers 965 745 606. PROPERTY FOR SALE 7 bed roomed (all doubles) detached house 500-800mtrs from Moraira.

Arranged into a 3 and a 4 bed roomed apartments. Swimming Pool, BBQ area and separate games room.

Excellent holiday rental potential.

Central heating, double glazing, sea view from 1st floor apartment 475,000.00€ 965 745 606 No Agents.

SALE BUNGALOW POSH END private, great views, land, car port, 1 bedroom, log fire, air con, double glazing, suit single person, 62,000€.

Tel: 966 405 043 LARGE VILLA, 5 DOUBLE BEDS 3 bathrooms, glazed terraces, log burner, AC, pool, 15 mins coast.

225,000€. Tel: 965 670 578 FOR SALE BUNGALOW PARCENT posh end, private, great views, land, car port, 1 bedroom, log fire, air con, double glazing, suit single/solo person. 62,000€. Tel: 966 405 043.

MOBILE/PARK HOME 2 bedrooms en-suite fully fitted. Camping Pueblo San Javier 22,000€. Carol 96 819 24 25 Mob 626 055 622. www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com SELLING YOUR HOUSE? Sold your house? Moving funds back to the UK? Don’t let your Spanish Bank take up to 1% of your sale price, Talk to MoneyCorp now about how to save up to 4,500€* Moneycorp’s repatriation service can help you drastically reduce or even eliminate Spanish bank fees when sending your property sale proceeds back to the UK. Call Moneycorp +34 902 887 243 and quote RTN to get more out of your money. www.moneycorp. com/roundtownnews 3 BED APARTMENT ALTEA LA VELLA 110m squared, 3 double bedrooms - 2 with patio doors and balconies and mountain views, 1 bathroom, 1 shower room, separate fully fitted kitchen, large living room with 2 patio doors onto large terrace with mountain views and open views onto orange groves, large trastero and private parking space. Central village location. 1 min walk to supermarket, bars, restaurants, pharmacy, bus stop. 2 mins to AP7 motorway. Private sale.

170,000€. Tel: 617 893 036 or email: girlinspain@gmail.com

video entry system. Available for short or long term rent from 350pcm.

96 672 3437 or 636615716 FOR RENT/SALE 350€PCM 85.000€ Classic Spanish Old Town House, 3 double bedrooms (1 with en-suite bathroom) master bathroom, modern kitchen, downstairs toilet, sun terrace with view of mountains, BBQ terrace with summer kitchen, recentley refurbished and fully furnished. Callosa de en Seria near La Nucia. Tel: 609 177 032

NTH TORREVIEJA/LA MATA Furnished 2 Bed corner apartment close to shops in a very popular location. Pool/Gardens. For long term, Contract provided 375€ pcm.

Ref: 96 Tel: 966707074 Torrevieja: Excellent 2 bed furnished upstairs bungalow. Convenient for shops & buses. Balcony, Communal Pool. Contract provided 395€ pcm Ref: 127 Tel: 966707074 Aguas Nuevas: Furnished 2 bed Townhouse, convenient location.

Balcony, Communal Pool. Contract provided 450€ pcm. Ref:137 Tel: 966707074 Torrevieja: Corner 3 bedroom downstairs apt. in Aguas Nuevas. Close to shops. Long term, Contract provided 420€ pcm. Ref: 154 Tel: 966707074 La Mata: 2 Bed apartment. mins to shops or beach , bars, etc. Contract provided 350€ pcm. Ref: 82 Tel: 966707074 Rent-2-go - Further Choices at office - Calle Diana QUESADA, LUXURY DETACHED VILLA quiet residential area, Long Let. 2 Beds, 1 Bath, Private Swimming Pool. €550 month plus bills. 2 months deposit. Tel: 966716271.

PARK HOMES 2 BEDROOMS Both en-suite fully fitted. Camping Pueblo San Javier. Carol Tel 96 819 24 25 Mob. 626 055 6622 Email.

Haydn47@hotmail.com www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com LONG LETS - HOLIDAYS Best Price Rentals Paul 966785891 659647616 miramarproperties@ yahoo.co.uk www.miramarholidays. com 2 OR 3 BED / 2 BATH APARTMENTS in San Miguel. Lift, communal rooftop pool & solarium,

CASH BUYER Looking for villa in Denia area. Quick completion possible. Send details and price to houseinnorthcostablanca@gmail.com Register your property for FREE at www.rapidpropertysales.com and when we sell your property we will charge you absolutely nothing! The average time it takes us to sell a property is 8 weeks. Register now at www.rapidpropertysales.com – you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

SPAIN 2 UK 2 SPAIN REMOVALS Van leaving for UK 10th April returning Costa Blanca 15th April - Space available. Excellent rates.

Fully Insured. Tel: Christine 965 571 837 or 638 261 341 email enquiries@spain2uk2spain.com VAN LEAVING SPAIN TO UK APRIL 3RD Space available , 679 042 805, 0044 [0] 7552 985 343, e.mail: keithmarion9@yahoo.co.uk

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SEWING SERVICES All types of clothing alterations, repairs, soft furnishing and dressmaking. turn your old clothes into new.

Revamp your wardrobe. Call Chris 670384636

DIGBY REMOVALS Weekly removals to and from Spain. 1 box to full household. Storage - UK & Spain. Insurance included. Call today for FREE advice no obligation quote.

Tel: 676 582 333 or +44 1268 728 855 email: sales@digbyremovals. co.uk or visit: www.digbys.net VAN LEAVING FOR THE UK/ SPAIN EVERY 2 WEEKS great rates please contact Joe on 966 074 576 or 650 341 087 or civic1235@ msn.com B.M.C.REMOVALS UK-LOCALEUROPE FULLY INSURED, professional, reliable service. We also transport: Cars, Caravans, Quad Bikes, Motorbikes, Scooters, Small Boats and Jetskis. Office (0034) 966 19 19 11 Mobile (0034) 620 044 983 bmcremovals@live. com www.bmcremovals.com

JAVEA SKIP HIRE 626 670 038 Moraira, Benissa, Calpe, Denia from S&W TOOL HIRE & FERRETERIA MORAIRA

SKY SUPPLIES FTA, Sky+HD and Humax Freesat 500GB, 1TB, 2TB new/refurbished receivers.

Full Sky (Sports/Movies/HD) from 15e/mth. Complete systems installed, 1.1m 225e, 1.4m 299e.

Repairs,Realigns, Spare remotes, Advice. 966194013/600899096 CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE AND INTERNET TV Freesat High Definition from 299€ on 1m dish. 12 months Sky package 200€ Steve 660 186 505 Ros 965 584 097 www.ccsattv.com info@ccsattv. com

I BUY RECORDS LP’S SINGLES AND CD’s ANY STYLE, JAZZ, BLUES, POP, PUNK, ROCK, ETC... TOP CASH PAID. 622 750 117 TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Bric-a-brac into Cash.

Anything! Anywhere! 965-319220/618-165-877