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SOUTH COSTA BLANCA EDITION

January 2015

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

Issue 832

Top Ten Lies Lies Lies. Who can we trust? Towns meet ALREADY THIS week we have had Cameron telling porkies and then the Chief Executive of Volkswagen the British coming out telling everyone he had lied to the public and the all over the world about Ambassador p3 authorities the emissions of their diesel cars. p28

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Waiting for a Starr to fall 64

BRITISH COMEDIAN Freddie Starr has moved into his new Marbella apartment leaving a £1 million legal bill back in the UK. by Jeanette Rice THE STAR lost a libel court case filed by Karin Ward who claimed Freddie Starr had put his hand up her skirt when she was a teenager, just 15 years old. This has left him with the huge legal bill that it would appear still remains unpaid. Fleeing to his new apartment the comedian is reported to be suicidal by some of the British media and hadn’t been seen out in public for at least two months until this week. Freddie Starr, aged 72, brought his new apartment just six weeks ago having sold his house in Warwickshire two weeks previously but hadn’t been seen in public since the sale of his house. It would appear that instead of paying around £1million to cover the legal fees and court costs as he was ordered to by the judge, Mr Starr liquidated his assets and left the country. His disappearance was only discovered last month after he failed to make the first payment of £334,000 and court officials tried to serve a statutory demand order to his home. This is

when details that he had sold his home in Studley, Warwickshire, for £695,000 two months ago became public. The comedian was finally spotted at the beginning of this week sitting in a bar in Marbella with an unknown female friend. Other customers at the bar reported that they heard Freddie Starr saying to his friend that he was having trouble sleeping and then he spoke with another customer saying “I just feel tired all the time.” Freddie Starr was originally arrested during Operation Yewtree, which was instigated following the Jimmy Saville revelations, but following a police investigation no charges were made. Miss Ward then took legal action against the comedian who claimed that when she was a 15 year old pupil at Duncroft Approved School he behaved inappropriately with her. Mr Starr did not wish to be interviewed by any of the press and sped off in his Mercedes convertible with his friend in silence.

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Top Ten Towns meet the British Ambassador by Keith Nicol

THE MAYOR of Torrevieja, Jose Manuel Dolon, participated in a meeting convened by the British Ambassador to Spain, Simon Manley, along with the British Consul Sarah-Jane Morris, held this week in Alicante, to report on the project called Top Ten Towns. This week’s meeting is part of an initiative by the British Consulate to work specifically with the towns and cities throughout the Valencia and Murcia region and specifically in the cities with the highest number of British residents in what they term the: ‘Top Ten Towns’ with Torrevieja ranking as the second, preceded by the much larger municipal region of Orihuela. There are actually 11 towns with 10 of them in the Alicante province with the highest concentration of British residents. That list is made up of Alfaz del Pi, Benidorm, Calpe, Javea, Murcia, Orihuela, Pilar de la Horadada, Rojales, San Fulgencio, Teulada and Torrevieja. The mayors from ten town halls represent 50% of all British nationals registered in the Alicante consular district and 21% of all British nationals registered in Spain. This was Mayor Jose Manuel Dolon’s first official meeting with Ambassador Manley but having not been in touch with the British community in any major way over his many years in opposition, the Mayor’s simplistic request was the need for more cooperation from the Embassy in that: “residents be encouraged to learn the Spanish language, and with that incentive, they can thereby prevent some of the complicated situations that occur in their daily lives.” Thus the Mayor’s question did nothing but state the obvious that the British Embassy is very well aware of and have been trying to achieve for many years, collaboration in many aspects that concern them, limiting their participation in public affairs. Thus the Mayor stated nothing new, as this same information was presented by the INS at pre-census meetings in Torrevieja more than five years ago, when the INS estimated that the real sitting population of British Citizens was probably closer to 85,000 people rather than around 13,000 that is actually on the padron. Other mayors highlighted the importance of improving the integration of these groups in the municipal network and the need to resolve situations that have occurred after the bursting of the property bubble was also discussed. One gave

the example that many residents are left with the feeling of being “trapped” in their homes but without access to all the necessary services and infrastructure that are advocated by the municipalities to “unblock these situations.” The Ambassador noted that they would look towards devising a campaign to encourage residents to register as a way to achieve greater integration and improve their access to the various services. And generally speaking, different issues were addressed to help improve collaboration between the embassy and the various municipalities in the Top Ten Town. The next meeting will take place in October, with council delegates from these powers in each municipality. It should be noted that British residents joining the padron was on the rise in Torrevieja from October 2014 through May 2015 when a special Padron table was available at the Office of Tourism in Torrevieja, which allowed padron registration to take place within an average time of ten minutes, from start to finish, rather than a waiting time of around an hour at present, at the Municipal Office. This was one of the first actions by the Mayor, to close this special office, when he came to power. Having been a trailblazer and in terms of being the first town in Spain to have a Foreign Residents Office, British, Irish and European residents no longer have such a department. These are two major factors that the Partido Popular note is a stumbling block towards Internationals wishing to go on the Padron, unless they can see a direct benefit, for instance in being of retirement age and obtaining a SIP Card. Without a Foreign Residents Office, British citizens no longer have any point person to obtain information from and to promote the benefits of becoming a legal resident and registering on the Padron. Instead Mayor Jose Manuel Dolon only stated the obvious; questions that have been highlighted in the English Media and political campaigns for more than a decade and that the Ambassador was very well aware of. However the Mayor failed to bring to the table any ideas of his own as to what the Council are doing to give British Citizens a good reason to join the Padron. The PP noted that we all await news from the Mayor as to his own initiatives as to why it’s important to join the Padron, apart from stating the obvious.

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British man convicted for red head terror plot by Jeanette Rice

IN WHAT can only be described as extreme, a British man has been convicted for plotting to murder around 2,500 non red headed people including members of the royal family.

MARK COLBORNE, aged 37, from Southampton intended to kill his victims with the deadly poison Cyanide after constantly being belittled by society for his red hair. Mr Colborne was originally arrested last year following the discovery, by his mother and half brother, of a stockpile of chemicals and equipment under his bed that could be used to make cyanide, however at that time the jury failed to reach a verdict. But following a retrial at the Old Bailey last week, Mr Colborne was found guilty by a majority of preparing terrorist acts before his arrest on 3rd June last year. The family reported the find to their local police who conducted a search of the room and found chemicals, charcoal, metal pipes and tubes, latex gloves and several manuals detailing how to make poisons and the quantities required to kill a substantial amount of people. Mr Colborne was convicted last week on crimes of terrorism as police described to the court the contents of his diary and their descriptions of animosity towards what he deemed non Aryan races.

In the diary he spoke of his desire to rid the country of Prince Charles and Prince William, which would then mean red headed Prince Harry would become the future King. One disturbing statement written was that â&#x20AC;&#x153;he is protected, but not too protected. I would sacrifice my life for that one shot. Kill Charles and William, Harry for King, kill the tyrantsâ&#x20AC;?. Further details from the diary stated that he felt he was similar to the Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik, who attacked a youth camp in 2011, in that he was not a serial killer but merely readdressing what he considered to be the wrongs of society. Sentencing will take place on November 3rd.

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EU rule in favour of passengers THE EU court has ruled that airlines must compensate their customers when a delay has been caused by technical problems, giving the airlines less chances to wriggle out of paying passengers when problems arise. by Jeanette Rice CONSUMER GROUPS and lawyers who have been fighting the airlines for some time have welcomed the decision by the European Court of Justice of one particular case where a Dutch woman had sought compensation from KLM after being delayed for 29 hours. The reason the airline gave for the delay was because of “extraordinary” technical problems and they had refused to pay her. In this case KLM argued that spontaneous technical problems did not entitle passengers to cash however the court ruled that “problems may be classified as extraordinary only if they relate to an event which is not inherent in the normal exercise of the activity of the air carrier concerned”. In simple terms this means that the airline must compensate passengers unless the delay has been caused by incidents like a terrorist attack, a hidden manufacturing default or an act of sabotage. Technical faults discovered during routine maintenance checks do not count as

extraordinary. The ruling, which applies EU wide is the same as a judgement made by the UK’s Supreme Court last year, but clarifies the position for both airlines and consumers Europe wide. Each passenger on an EU flight is able to claim up to €600 (£437) should their flight be delayed by at least three hours or even cancelled. The international media has reported that one law firm, specialising in flight delay claims, believe that approximately 15,000 of their clients will now be entitled to compensation following this ruling. The total amount of compensation in outstanding claims is estimated to be around 4.5 million pounds as the airlines prepare themselves for further claims to be made now that the rules have been clarified. One money watch programme presenter in England said “this can only be good news for the consumers, who for too long have felt that the airlines could get out of paying for travel disruption due to technical issues”.

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Red Cross joins forces with the British Embassy AN AGREEMENT has been signed between the Red Cross (Cruz Roja) and the British Embassy to help expats gain easier access to the services and support that the Red Cross offers.

by Jeanette Rice IN THE nationwide cooperation agreement the aims are to help improved the quality of life for the most vulnerable expats and it was signed by the British Ambassador, Simon Manley, and the national vice president of the Spanish Red Cross, Javier Gimeno. The agreement has been established to benefit not just the community but also the Red Cross as it is hoped that more British people will volunteer for Red Cross activities and therefore promote better collaboration with British community associations. Signed on Monday, 21st September, at the headquarters of the Red Cross the initiative will be piloted in the Alicante province first, focusing on its large British community. It is hoped that following this there will a nationwide expansion aiding not just the Costa Blanca communities but those throughout Spain. In a statement Simon Manley said “people in the British communities have a wealth of experience and skills, I really hope that this new partnership will encourage more volunteers to help support and benefit others. It will also help to ensure that British expats in the Alicante region have easier access to the wide range of Red Cross resources.” Javier Gimeno added: “We have identified a large number of British people in our province who, because of their age and health, may require Red Cross services such as adapted transport, accompaniment and home care. Our aims are to inspire members of the British community to volunteer for the Red Cross and to encourage those who require assistance to take advantage of our services.” Others who attended the signing ceremony were Pamela Twissel-Cross, the welfare officer for the Royal British Legion, representatives from Age Concern Costa Blanca Sur, the Samaritans, the Royal Air force Association, Help at Home, International Residents Daya Nueva, AFA Torrevieja, MABS Cancer Support, Help at Home Mar Menor, and the HELP groups in Denia, Benidorm, Jalón Valley, Vega Baja and Mar Menor.

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British Ambassador Simon Manley (right) signs agreement with Spanish Red Cross national vice president Javier Gimeno (centre)

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The Costa Blanca Tourist Board looks to improve their image ON WEDNESDAY the Deputy of the Costa Blanca Tourist Board, Eduardo Dolon met with the Regional Secretary of Tourism, Francesc Colomer. by Keith Nicol The objective of the meeting was to regulate promotions, eliminate unfair competition and to look at ways to improve the quality of the Costa Blanca and its promotion and branding. The Costa Blanca Tourist Board and Valencia’s Regional Government will work together in the fight against professional intrusion and to defend the interests of the province. The plan of action was agreed on Wednesday morning by Eduardo Dolon, and Francesc Colomer, a meeting that marked the first formal contact between the two bodies. The objective of this proposal is to regulate tourism in the province to eliminate unfair competition and improve the quality of the brand Costa Blanca, through giving the ‘brand’ greater prestige. This initiative also aims to encourage the seasonality of demand in order to try and maintain the steady arrival of tourists throughout the year. Eduardo Dolon, highlighted the “strong technique and harmony” between the two governments and took the opportunity to present new strategic lines of Tourism promotion, based on the reinforcement of products such as health and wellness, sports and cruises,

among others. He also put forward the concerns of industry members, requesting collaboration to improve their situation. “We talked about important tourism projects in which our products and promotional initiatives will be the focus of the activities that we undertake. To do this, and following the line marked by the president of the Provincial Government, César Sánchez, have asked Snr. Colomer to join forces through consensus and dialogue to further improve the data for this sector, economic engine of our province,” pointed out Eduardo Dolon. Another issue that was addressed during this workshop was the possibility of jointly attending exhibitions and fairs, both national and international. In this regard, the two leaders have agreed to join forces to develop an intelligent foreign promotion programme to detect new market segments. Colomer pointed out that this was the beginning of a series of meetings with those different parties to activate a tourism policy that will generate wealth, jobs and opportunities in the territory.

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PP ask the Government of their future plans AFTER MORE than 100 days in power, the new Pentapartito government have shown few, if any new initiatives to help promote the city and growth for the tourism, culture, retail or hospitality sectors. by Keith Nicol

The opposition Partido Popular has asked the pentapartito to define what they are offering the retail and hospitality sector in terms of building these important sectors. Councillor Hita Riera said: “The uncertainty, disinterest and lack of internal cohesion from the pentapartito is reflected in the lack of a plan for the future of trade, commerce and hospitality in Torrevieja, which is causing a lack of motivation in what is a key stage in the signs of economic recovery in terms of the city beginning to establish itself nationally. Hita Riera, has demanded that the pentapartito provide a report to merchants and restaurateurs relating to the actions that the city government will carry out and their future plans for these sectors that are fundamental for the city’s budget. The Councillor justified this requirement by stating that “it has been more than 100 days since they took power and they have demonstrated a complete zero in terms of a plan to promote the sector, with the total absence of information for both trade and catering, the economic engines of the city.” In this sense, Hita Riera said that “I understand that the current government is made up of five very different parties, without any common bond beyond maintaining power at all costs and in some cases their personal grudges with the Partido Popular but

traders and restaurateurs have not seen even the slightest interest in developing any action designed to revitalize these activities.” She also added: “to date we do not know, as a citizen, a trader or councillor if the pentapartito have a project or in which direction they will continue with our sectors. It is something that made me fear that in their election programs demonstrated the low priority they all accorded to all retail and hospitality sectors. They accepted, with great fanfare, their different jobs but it was clear from the beginning that they would not move forward.” To conclude, Hita Riera recalled some of the main commitments that the PP gave to all torrevejenses in the trade and hospitality sectors with the drafting and implementation of a “Business Revitalization Plan” to run primarily on the traditional growth of trade in the centre the city, with the aim of launching the project Urban Mall, seeking and encouraging public-private partnerships and working closely with the Small and Medium business association Apymeco who would have been provided with a budget to promote the sector. Such actions would lead to a restructuring of the commercial dynamics in the city that would impact positively and directly in the local

hostelry trade. These, along with a total of 56 proposals, clearly defined for both trade and catering, the project of the PP, by collecting proposals, suggestions and demands of hundreds of businesses in Torrevieja, which would be developed in coordination with the representatives of the various partnerships. The Councillor for ‘Comercio y Hostelería’, Manuela Osuna (Los Verdes), has already shown her lack of experience and knowledge when it came to backing her Green Party Mayor Jose Manuel Dolon as it seemed he was trying to underhandedly scupper the plans to promote Commerce in the city centre to the guests arriving on the first cruise ship to visit the city, the MS Amadea. Both she and Mayor Dolon were conspicuously absent from the historic arrival of the cruise ship. Mayor Dolon stated that there would be no point in promoting trade in the city centre for the cruise ship arrival as “90 percent of the passengers would be going on excursions to Cartagena and Zenia Blvd.” This was refuted by both the Cruise Line and APYMECO. However Osuna backed up the Mayor and said that nothing could be done to stop these planned, but non existent tours, that of course, did not take place on Tuesday, thus throwing her entire credibility and level of trustworthiness into doubt.

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Flight prices affect hotel occupancy WITH THE SUMMER period over hoteliers in the region say that bookings are down and they are attributing this to the rise in flight costs particularly from the UK. by Jeanette Rice ALTHOUGH FIGURES for September showed a rise of 3% in British visitors, bookings have now slowed down even though the average accommodation cost is 0.2% lower than the same time last year. This, the hoteliers say, is due to an increase of nearly 50% in flight costs. Anton Luti, President of the Association Business Travel Agencies in Benidorm (Avibe) said “the problem is many clients from England are paying up to 400€ to fly to Alicante. For that price some prefer to pay just a little more and go to resorts in the Caribbean for example”. The association say that flight costs have risen between 40 and 50% which has affected the occupancy figures for September, with the President of Hosbec, Antonio Mayor, also commenting on the lower than expected bookings for the rest of the month. Antonio Mayor stated that ticket prices have risen so much due to several factors including the price of oil and the high demand for popular routes. Whilst oil prices are currently low the airline buy their fuel in advance and at a fixed cost so reductions in the overall oil price may not be reflected in flights until the new year. Jet2 report that they have sold 30% more flights to Alicante for the summer period compared to 2014 but acknowledge that there could have been price increases due to the high demand. Antonio Mayor is still upbeat and has predicted that the British tourists will search out inexpensive flights before Christmas and is predicting a 20% rise when the final figures come in for the rest of the year.

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The Conservatory could be managed from the Generalitat TWO OF the most iconic of Torrevieja’s buildings are probably the International Auditorium and the International Music Conservatory. by Keith Nicol

THE AUDITORIUM is still underused while the Conservatory has yet to be opened. This week the Thematic Projects Director of Valencia, Eva Martinez held a meeting on Tuesday in the film studios Ciudad de la Luz with the Mayor of Torrevieja, José Manuel Dolón and Councillor for Culture, Alejandro Blanco, in which the issue was addressed that the Auditorium and the Conservatory of the city remain underutilized, four years after their inauguration. Dolón explained at a press conference that followed that the facilities “cost almost 360,000€ per year to maintain these facilities closed.” The mayor said that “there was good harmony at the meeting” and no “political will from the Government” with both parties hoping to find solutions to resolve this issue and make proper use of these facilities. Next week a visit to the facilities with Government technicians is planned which

will last at least two hours, stated the mayor. Concerning the possible future uses for the unopened Conservatory, Eva Martinez and the technicians present at the meeting, expressed their intention to use the facilities “for what it was originally built for.” They said that this is the best solution with the mayor welcoming the possibility that “the Government may give us the Conservatory, with all necessary personnel in charge. “ Eva Martinez “has promised to hold a meeting with the regional ministries of Education and Culture to discuss this possibility.” Another aspect that will be addressed, with a view to the transfer of these facilities, it is the question of VAT/IVA. This is an important issue because of the large amount requested considering the value of the property, so Mayor Dolon said that “we will have to study how this can be done without adversely affecting the interests of the City and Generalitat.”

Torrevieja’s International Conservatory

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Recently I heard of an EU directive for more Internet protection for children. But it is not a big surprise considering how so many children are totally absorbed by the Internet. It appears the EU is keen to usurp parental responsibilities and make them the prerogative of Brussels. This might be welcomed by parents who are too lazy or too self absorbed to want to sit with their children and explore the Web, but it is nevertheless a sad indictment of modern families. Such parents will deny their children are totally absorbed in the Internet. It appears that age seven is the average age of an Internet beginner which means there are many a lot younger who are being given unrestricted access. I fear that the Internet has become for many parents just another toy to keep little Johnny quiet while Mum and Dad do their own thing. For many families the Internet has absorbed the children where their whole interaction with other children is through social media. Some parents argue that they are simply satisfying their child’s insatiable curiosity but that they are really doing is abrogating their responsibilities as parents for their children’s development. Mary Anderson, El Mojón

Congratulations, Congratulations AS A fan of RTN and one of many who enjoys the Email Letter page with the funny cartoons by Carter McKeague, may I offer this letter. The last few weeks has really been quite something. The Queen has become the longest reigning Monarch in British history, and we celebrate her accomplishments. Then as well Mr. Jeremy Corbyn winning the leadership of the Labour Party. Of course there is plenty to celebrate about Queen Elizabeth, but what is quite astounding are the people most excited about Mr. Corbyn’s win. There is considerable congratulations pouring in for Mr. Corbyn winning the Labour leadership, but why are they from Conservative supporters? Huw Thomas, Altea

Gas bottle prices

I READ in the local free papers last week that the price of the small butane gas bottles was 12.76€ and this price is set by the government and reviewed every two months. Why is it then I had to pay 14.10€ in Moraira for a bottle only yesterday?? David Webster, Moraira

HAVING JUST read the RTN this morning I went to our local supermarket in Torre de la Horadada to change an empty bottle, only to be told the price was 14.95€. Is it the government that has put the price down? Or not as the case may be. Gary Potton, an avid reader.

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Cathy still hitting the right notes LAST WEEK at the monthly meeting of The Royal British Legion Orihuela Costa Branch’s monthly meeting, former artiste Cathy Carson was the post-meeting guest as she took to the stage to chat about her life growing up in the entertainment industry. by Patricia Thompson

CATHY HAD the audience enthralled as she covered her 49 year career in a little over 20 minutes, from her early days as a young lass in Lincolnshire, with summer season bookings along the coast, to a tour of the United States when she was just 14 years old. Cathy started touring all around Lincolnshire with many summer season bookings along the coast. At 14 years old, a tour of America was offered which proved to be a real eye opener and Cathy grew up very quickly after that. While on tour of the USA, CBS Records offered her a recording contract, when she was performing in Philadelphia. However, Cathy turned it down, as she was only fourteen but always wonders what could have been if she had signed on the dotted line! Returning to England, Cathy became the lead vocalist with a band called The Three New Pennies and recorded an album entitled “Newly Minted” but even though sales by today’s standards would have put her into the charts, back in the 70’s it did not quiet make it and when it eventually disbanded, Cathy continued her career into the 90’s as a soloist.

After a short break from the music industry, which included a move to Spain, Cathy once again hit the venues on the Costa Blanca. Now she was well supported by ‘Tubby Hubby’ Keith Brown, but all too soon she once again decided to put her solo career on hold as she took on the post of Musical Director with the Charity singers TAABS, a role that she held until her retirement 3 years ago. And just one final request from the members saw Cathy break into song once again with a couple of her all time favourites which she closed, hopefully not for the last time, to thunderous applause.

Cathy Carson

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Woody & The Peckers helping to raise funds for Alzheimers

ON FRIDAY 9th October, Woody & The Peckers will be helping to raise much needed funds for the Alzheimers Association. Once again, they will be appearing at Restaurante El Alto La Dolores, in Guardamar. This very popular location, coupled with the best Rock ‘n’ Roll band, always sells out quickly. Tickets are available from the Restaurant, The Card Place in Benimar, and the Post Room Benijofar, or by calling 692 866 536.

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Almost Panto time

Studio32 in rehearsal for their last successful performance of Oklahoma

by Keith Nicol STUDIO 32 are well into rehearsals for their November pantomime Dick Whittington which will take place at the Cardinal Beluga Theatre in San Fulgencio. The cast is led by leggy Susanne Sayers as Dick Whittington and the multi talented Verity Jo Spencer Hall, finalist in this month’s Pride of Spain competition as Alice Fitzwarren, who celebrated her 18th birthday. Jenni HardyRooney is superbly cast as Dame Sara with the comedy actress Bev McEwan playing Barrow Boy Billy and the evergreen actress/singer Dianne Oliver performing the part of landlord Alderman Firzwarren who also sings the classic ‘Master of the House’ from Les Miserables. Studio32 have even more comedy talent on show with Karen Love and Pam Sutton playing the Queen Rat and Spirit of London respectively: supported by Queen Rat’s henchmen Judith O’Neill as Nip and new teenage find Jacob Baylis as Tuck with the delight-

ful young star Alice Joy Wakeford prancing around the stage as Patches the cat plus the versatile talents of singer/actor Adrian Boardman as pirate Captain Jack Hawk. The four performances take place on the 12th, 13th and 14th November, with both a matinee and evening shows on the last day. Tickets are available by calling Philip on 642 080 258 or email tickets@studiothirtytwo. org. They are priced at 7€ for evenings and 5€ for the matinee for both adults and children. Tickets are also available from the following outlets: Tourist Information Office, La Marina: Cards and More: La Marina: The Card Place, Benijofar, Cathy Curiosity Corner Benijofar, The Post Room, Benijofar: Diamond Flores, Quesada: BH Stores, Catral: The Post Box, Dona Pepa and Kennedy Supermarket in Los Montesinos. As usual, a large donation will be made to local charities from ticket sales.

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Autumn arrives WITH THE temperature gauge still sitting the mid 30s or high 80’s in old money, Autumn quietly arrived on at 10:21am on Wednesday, September 23rd marking the beginning of ‘Fall’ or Autumn in the northern hemisphere and spring in the southern hemisphere. by Keith Nicol IT WAS at exactly this time that the Earth passed through the point marked as the Fall. Autumn equinox thus starts one of the changing seasons. Ahead of us, if you can believe it, we had 89 days and 20 hours until 22 December, the day on which Winter officially begins, and doing the maths, less than 90 days until Christmas... For several weeks now it’s been much more noticeable that the days have been shortening with us losing around two hours of sunshine compared to the beginning of the summer. Over the past couple of weeks we have been losing approximately three minutes of daylight each day. In a month’s time it’s also time to wind the clocks back... Spring Forward: Fall Back... so on the night of 24th and into 25th October at 3am clocks should be set back to 2.00am, but you don’t have to wait up, you can do it before you go to bed. The day of the autumn equinox, and in the spring, are the only ones where the sun is exactly at the cardinal points east and west. In summer, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, while in winter it appears to rise in the southeast and sets in the west, but in doing so

it travels less through our sky thus leaving us with fewer hours of sunlight in the Northern hemisphere. During the autumn of 2015 we will have the chance to enjoy a total lunar eclipse will be visible throughout Spain. It will take place this weekend on the evening of Sunday 27th to Monday 28th September. The eclipse will begin at 2:12am of Monday morning, with the moon entering the shadow of the Earth from 3:07am, reaching its maximum at 4:48am and ending at 7:22am. This astronomical phenomenon will not be repeated as a total eclipse until 2018. The changing seasons bring with it the transition from warm to colder weather and carries with it a very changeable situation that can bring with it the heaviest rains the Costa Blanca usually receives throughout the year. With the arrival of autumn and the possibility of heavy rain, comes the often overused and incorrect use of the atmospheric condition known as “gota frías”. More weather information about Torrevieja can be found at: www.eltiempoentorrevieja.es.

Autumn can bring with it some heavy rain, as we have already seen during September

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Torrevieja’s smooth cruise AFTER MONTHS of anticipation, as was first announced in the RTN before any other media, the elegant MS Amadea entered local History books, as the first cruise ship to visit the City of Salt. by Keith Nicol

ANCHORING JUST outside the Harbour Zone, a constant flow of guests from the cruise ship were tendered ashore from around 4.30pm to 9.00pm in the evening. The sight of the cruise ship anchored at the port makes for a classic image. Hundreds of local residents and visitors made their way down to the harbour area, to see the cruise ship for themselves and somewhat to the bemusement of arriving passengers, the first couple of tenders full of guests were greeted with applause of appreciation as they stepped ashore. Almost 400 passengers came ashore to browse around Torrevieja’s downtown area, with specially prepared maps from the Costa Blanca Tourist Board being handed out to passengers by members of Torrevieja’s small and medium business association, APYMECO, who have worked tirelessly to ensure that the visit of the ship was a success for passengers. Some passengers stayed onboard until they had finished their dinner and so a second wave of guests arrived ashore from around 7.30pm to savour the sunny and warm evening in Torrevieja, enjoying the Mediterranean breeze and 28C temperatures as they browsed through the city centre, guided by their special maps that highlighted 35 shops and services and the city’s other

main points of interest. While the ship’s visit was somewhat of a novelty for the primarily German guests, it should be overlooked that this initiative in Torrevieja is a “pioneer” among the municipalities in the area. It’s hoped that the feedback from the guests and cruise line will be positive and that Phoenix Reisen Cruises will continue with their proposed visit of one of their larger cruise ships, the Albatros, in October 2016. This is a planned full day visit to Torrevieja, which would allow more scope for local tour organisers to put together a more complete plan of action for visiting cruise ship passengers. Looking ahead, some of the catalog of activities include water sports, gastronomy, beaches, excursions to natural parks, the Salinas salt production company, with its history and relationship with the city, traditional fishing, museums, culture, music and shopping plus excursions slightly further away to Cartagena, Licor 43, Alicante, Turon and Valor factories and many others. The MS Amadea arrived with almost 600 passengers and 292 crew onboard. The ship is a small, self-contained miniature city with eight passenger decks, seven bars, two restaurants, a library, internet cafe, cinema, hospital, show room, laundry, beauty salon,

MS Amadea

gym, massage room and sauna, Jacuzzi, photo gallery, cigar room and mini-golf. The Costa Blanca Tourism Board have introduced a new Cruise Department within its remit with a view to promoting more cruise offers to the area and trying to attract more cruise ships to visit the region, with the MS Amadea being the first to open up eyes to the possibilities that cruise tourism can bring the region. Although representation from Torrevieja was sadly lacking when I visited Seatrade Mediterranean in Barcelona last September, hopefully the arrival of this first ship will provide the impetuous needed for the region to look more closely at the possibilities in this special tourism sector. The data speaks for

itself: Spain received 4.29 million cruise passengers in the first seven months of 2015, representing a 11.18% increase over the same period last year. In fact, the sector generates more than 26,000 jobs. These figures confirm the forecasts made ??by the Port Authorities who predict a record high for the year end. Fingers crossed that the MS Amadea is the first cruise ship of many and now that more focus will be placed upon the fairly easy construction of a cruise ship docking area beside Marina Salinas. Local authorities and business send their thanks to Phoenix Reisen cruise line for showing their faith in Torrevieja by bringing the MS Amadea to the city. More information of the cruise line and their ships can be found at: www.phoenixreisen.com.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

Liverpool Band Show The Royal Local news...

THE LIVERPOOL BAND Show at Los Rosales on Saturday 19th was a resounding success not only for the organisers, ‘Lets Rock Shows’, but also for the invited charity. by Keith Nicol VOLUNTEERS FROM Elche Children’s Care Home were there to raise funds with a raffle. The charity was founded by Annette and Dave English after having visited the home where they found children sleeping on mattresses without any heating. The home had its government support withdrawn, which left the 18 children living there without any support, except from the expat community. Annette and Dave, along with numerous volunteers, have worked tirelessly fundraising to ensure that the children do not suffer and live as normal a life as possible. The teenagers were taken into care as their families could not look after them. Jax Lawson from LRS explained to the 200 strong audience at Los Rosales “These children do not have the advantages that our own children and grandchildren have. Without your help they sometimes don’t even have the basics that we take for granted.” Many a tear was shed and a wonderful 540€ was raised from the raffle. But the money didn’t stop coming in. Thanks to an anonymous donor, the fund was raised to 600€ for the night. Elche Children’s

The Liverpool Band performing on the night

Care Home and Lets Rock Shows would like to thank everyone for their generosity. The charity will be holding a sponsored walk in La Mata on

October 17th. To register please visit http://elchechildrenscarehome.webs.com/ or find them on Facebook.

British Legion wants you

THE ROYAL BRITISH LEG I O N , Orihuela C o s t a Branch, is on the lookout for more members. The branch covers the area from Punta Prima to San Javier and inland and meets on the third Thursday of every month at the Olympia Restaurant in Mil Palmeras at 7pm for a 7.30pm start. You do not have to be ex military to attend or to join. Everyone is welcome. More information can be found at the branch website: http://branches.britishlegion. org.uk/branches/orihuelacosta

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

Abandoned pony rescued in joint operation A TINY pony found abandoned and wandering the streets has been saved by the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre in a joint operation with San Javier police. by Patricia Thompson Rescue centre co-founder Sue Weeding said she was called by police after they found the pony last Monday (September 7th). Sue said if the Rojales rescue centre had refused to take the pony, police would have had no choice but to put it down. “This is why we must always respond to police. There is no other suitable facility to take horses, ponies and donkeys in our area – we are their only option. If we did not take them, they would be destroyed. That’s why we never refuse to take these animals,” Sue said. “In the past, there wasn’t anywhere to take these animals so police knew intervening was pointless and often didn’t respond to these cases. Now they know they can call us and we’ll take the animal, so they’re going in and seizing more mistreated and abused horses and ponies. Things are moving forward.” The pony is the 122nd rescue brought to the Rescue Centre since it was opened eight years ago. Sue said the pony was about nine years old and in reasonable condition though quite shy and nervous. “He doesn’t appear to have been used to a lot of handling so we don’t think he came from a very nice place,”

she said. “He’s very small, about the size of a large dog, and couldn’t be ridden so they obviously just turfed him out on the street.” The centre, which relies solely on donations to fund its work, now houses 96 horses, ponies and donkeys rescued from terrible situations of abuse and neglect. If you would like to sponsor this little pony or any of our other residence please visit www.easyhorsecare.net and click on the donate tab. Volunteers are desperately needed to keep its network of eight charity stores open, especially in the Pilar de la Horadada shop. Those interested in volunteering to work in the shops can call co-founder Sue Weeding on 652 021 980. Donations of large items such as furniture are also sought, and the EHCRC pick-up service will be arranged to collect them from your house. Remember if it`s not our van it`s not our man Each shop also offers a delivery service for large items purchased from the charity store. The rescue centre, located just outside Rojales at Partido Lo Garriga 59, opens to the public on the first Sunday of every month from 1pm to 4pm. For more details and directions, please visit www.easyhorsecare.net.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

TSS Autumn Fair with Bagpipes TORREVIEJA STROKE Support Group will be holding their annual Autumn Fair on Saturday 3 October from 11am to 3pm at the Age Concern car park, Calle Paganini, La Siesta, Torrevieja. by Patricia Thompson ADMISSION IS free – there will be many stalls including books, bric-a-brac and jewellery as well as drinks and cakes. BBQ food will also be available. Donnie and Roy, two excellent volunteer pipers, will be playing some popular Scottish tunes and welcome any requests. Please come along to the fair and enjoy the fun and support this very deserving charity. The event is organised primarily to provide awareness to the essential help and support TSS makes available for stroke patients as well

as their carers and families. The group provides invaluable advice and information as well as physical and psychological therapy to aid rehabilitation. When a loved one suffers a stroke the family often don´t know where to turn for help. Many carers who are members of TSS agree with the wife of one stroke victim when she said “Meeting other stroke victims and their families has offered me a lifeline” Members meet every Friday from 2.45pm at the annexe behind Age concern in La Siesta.

Donnie and Roy

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Moraira Teulada U3A - Notice of October’s Monthly Meeting

THE VENUE for this meeting is Salón de Banquettes, Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada. The doors do not open until 9.30 am in order for the Committee to prepare the room. The formal meeting starts at 10:30 am. Existing members who have not renewed their membership and new members who wish to join are welcome and can do so from 9:30 am until 10:30 am. During that time members will be able to join Groups also find out about our Travel and Cultural events. Once the meeting has started at 10:30 am these desks will be closed. The speaker this month is Howard Parker who talk is titled “From Small Beginnings”, which is about his life in model making, starting as a child with plastic kits, to entering competitions in his early 30’s, to writing articles for an international model making magazine in his late 30’s, to becoming a professional model maker in his 40’s. A job he did for 12 years making architectural, film, TV and product models, to working at Sunseeker Boats in Poole, Dorset as a patternmaker, then finally into his retirement where his model making is based around his model railway, making such things as signal boxes and stations using plastic kits. His model making life therefore having gone full circle. www.u3amoraira-teulada.org

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from White & Baos Abogados Solicitors Lawyers

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

Have you bought a very cheap property in Spain, and now been asked to pay more taxes? DEAR LAWYER, A few months ago I bought an apartment and a villa in Spain, both resales, in the province of Alicante (Costa Blanca), for a very good price, both were real bargains. NOW A few months after, I have received a letter from the tax authorities, Hacienda, saying they believe that the value of the purchased property is higher than the declared price, and are asking me to pay more tax. Is this legal? Can I do something?. Dear reader, thank you for your enquiry. It is common in this time of crisis find a real estate “bargain”, but is also very common that after purchase and signing the relevant deeds, the buyer receives a notice from the Taxman of the region where the property is located, indicating that the declared value is less than the real value, and therefore they request an additional amount of transfer tax, on top of the that already paid, since the declared value is lower than the real value, and theoretically the tax to be paid must be on the highest value. As explained in a previous article, in connection with the revised values in Valencian Region by the Oficinas Liquidadoras, there is a very important court decision granted on the 1st of October 2013, judgment number 1336/2013 from the Superior Court of Justice of Valencia, where it was stated that the methods used so far by the administration to check and review the declared values were not adequate, since they were based on cadastral details of the property, and the properties were not visited,

so no individual assessments were carried out, etc. Despite this judgment, the tax authorities continue issuing such Tax Liquidations and Penalties for Transfer Tax (TPO) on second-hand property purchases, as a result of these checks and revision of the “real values”, but after the indicated court decision, the administration has changed its strategy, and now: 1) They make visits to properties (although not in all cases). 2) The set the Extra Tax and the Property Value according to a legal rule (order) which is approved annually We understand that even though the tax authorities have changed the way they act, there are still many possibilities of successfully appealing this new tax revision. Although their valuations are consequences of administration surveyors visits, they do not respect what was stated in the mentioned judgment, because these valuations are not based on the state and condition of the property, rather they fix the value according to the coefficients and values set out in the annual order. Also we understand that this order, on which the valuation is based, has several formal defects that could even result in its invalidity.

It is important to know, that it is possible to appeal against these tax liquidations without the need to pay the fine or guarantee the money asked for by the taxman. The way to achieve this is by stating on the appeal claim that we reserve the right to ask for a contradictory expert valuation. By doing so, we can appeal without paying in advance, only paying at the end of the appeal if we lose it. If the tax authorities claim against you for an extra payment of transfer tax because they understand that the real value of the property is higher than declared one, do not pay, contact us and we will inform you about your rights.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved, Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

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Keith Littlewood International Financial Adviser

Lies Lies Lies. Who can we trust?

ALREADY THIS week we have had Cameron telling porkies and then the Chief Executive of Volkswagen coming out telling everyone he had lied to the public and the authorities all over the world about the emissions of their diesel cars. VOLKSWAGENS SHARE price had fallen 40% in two days and other car companies and car manufacturing related companies share prices also tumbled all adding to the FTSE crashing towards 5900 and world markets also heading in the same downward direction. What The Markets are desperate for is truth and honesty so when the establishment continues to let the public down the uncertainty can only have a negative effect. Winning trust back always takes much longer than losing it in the first place. This leaves people wanting to invest their retirement nest eggs and pension funds in a huge quandary. Equities/Shares/Bonds have always been the main constituent of portfolios for long term growth and income but with markets how they are who knows where to put their hard earned savings. The number one rule is always DIVERSIFICATION. Mixtures of shares, bonds, gilts, cash, property as well as currency will always help prevent disasters. Even putting large amounts with a single supposed blue chip can be dangerous. Just look at Volkswagen this week! What is available for Ex-Pats living in Spain are the Spanish Compliant Bonds that can offer security as well as a very good rate of return and can cater for all risk profiles from the Cautious Investor to the more speculative risk taker. These can be very tax efficient and offer an excellent vehicle for clients wanting to take regular income or if you just want to let your investments grow over time. There is always the David Cameron Piggy Bank too, but I would not recommend that! In todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s financial climate it is essential you do everything you can to make sure your money is safe and secure and what you want to transpire in the future has the best chance of happening. If you need advice or if have any questions regarding the above you can contact me on 657 684 094 or email keith.littlewood@blacktowerfm.com

CEO of Volkswagen, Martin Winterkorn and David Cameron

The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity. Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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Golden Leaves International acquires Millie Munro Services!

Golden Leaves International, a market leading Funeral plan and Health insurance provider serving the expatriate communities of Spain is expanding its current operations. As part of Golden Leaves International’s continued expansion, they have purchased Millie Munro Services, a well established Insurance business that has been trading for nearly 14 years, providing Health insurance and funeral plans products to expatriates living in the Costa Blanca. All new and existing clients will still receive the same continued level of exemplary support from the Golden Leaves / MMS team now and going forwards. Millie Munro has been working in a consultancy capacity throughout the last 12 months, helping smooth the business’s journey through this transitional period. “We are extremely happy to have acquired the MMS business as it has had a reputation for providing a superior standard of client advice and after sales service to its extensive client base. An approach that is in direct harmony

with our own well known and impeccable customer service standards. It is the first of many planned acquisitions by us as we move to further consolidate our business footprint in the expatriate marketplace” Barry Floyd – Managing Director of Golden Leaves International. The increased upturn in business throughout the Cost Blanca has necessitated that Golden Leaves International which now incorporated MMS has relocated to new and larger office premises in Javea, situated in the Arenal at Avenida De La Pla 123 – 125, Edificio Caribe, Locale 1 Javea 03730 Alicante. Tel. 0034 966 493 082 Golden Leaves International extend an open invitation to all our recent and any existing MMS clients to visit the new offices, have a cup of tea and meet their new support team in their new Javea home! The Golden Leaves International Team x

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Celebrating the 75th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain

Part 2

Aircrew Members and their guests enjoying pre-lunch refreshments

by Patricia Thompson THE AIRCREW Association Costa Blanca celebrated the 75th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain with a formal Lunch at the Parador Hotel in Javea on Wednesday 16th September 2015. Members and their guests were welcomed with a Cava Reception in the grounds of the Parador by the Chairman, Max Maxwell before adjourning to the banqueting suite for lunch. Having been welcomed formally by the Chairman, a grace, appropriate for the occasion and written by Life Vice President Peter Langley, was said by the Association Honorary

Chaplain, Father Marcus Ronchetti. After the meal, ‘A Dedication to the Comradeship of Aircrew’ was given by Father Marcus and this was followed by two toasts; to King Felipe, proposed by Peter Langley and to The Queen, by the Chairman. Squadron Leader David Tucker, a serving RAF Officer who is based near Madrid, then gave a superb ‘Perspective of The Battle of Britain’ and proposed the toast ‘To Those Who Gave So Much’.

The proceedings were then drawn to a close by the President, Brian Weskett who proposed The Aircrew toast, ‘To Absent Friends and Fellow Aircrew’. This was a memorable occasion and was a fitting Celebration of the 75th Anniversary of one of the major turning points in history of the Second World War. If any reader would like more information concerning the Aircrew Association, please contact The Secretary on: 966 404 123.

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A practical care and processing plan for your olive trees: Part 1 by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

THE BASIC NEEDS To ensure the maximum yields each year, subject to seasonal by season weather conditions, you will need to prune, feed and take precautions against potential pest attacks. I suggest that you use ecological methods and products in order to end up with high quality ecological olive oil. PRUNING There are four important types of pruning. Remedial pruning of neglected olive trees When I took over a long abandoned olive grove we needed to do a 80 to 90 percent pruning the first year. Regular winter pruning In the eight weeks after harvesting it is normal to cut out vertical growth which cannot be trained to grow horizontally or weeping, plus weak, deseased and dead growth. This will help channel sap to last year’s growth on which that years olives will form and stimulate new side shoots on which the following years flowers

and fruit will form. Regular spring pruning Once the new flower buds can be seen a thinning of crowned branches and none flowering growth is made to stimulate larger olives. Depending on the health of the tree this can be a 5 to 20 % pruning. Removal of suckers Suckers often sprout up from the lower trunk and shallow roots surrounding the base of the tree. These need to be removed to ensure all sap flows upwards to productive branches. The main cutting off is in the winter but they are best trimmed off throughout the year when they first appear. Having cut these off some producers cover the base of the tree to stimulate any further shoots to develop as new roots. FEEDING Two types of feeding are beneficial. Firstly a late winter root feed using well rotted animal manures, powdered dried manures or proprietary ecological manures. Secondly ecological foliar feeds in early spring summer and autumn. IRRIGATION Although olive trees are one of the most drought resistant trees. Yields of olives can be low if the trees experience long periods of drought. So in gardens water once a month and young trees for the first two or three years until a spreading network of roots has started to develop. If you have a grove that can be irrigated do so. If not pray for autumn rains to swell the fruit.

SPRAYING There are number of pests that can affect yields and the quality of fruit. The most common are as follows. The olive moth – feeds on flowers, eats kernels and bore into leaves - spray in spring. The olive fly – infests olives during spring, summer and mostly in autumn – spray three times for greatest effect or use a trap with a bait on every or every other tree. Sooty moulds and scales on leaves and twigs – Spray with a fungicide in winter and early spring. Olive knot – small tumours on branches and twigs caused by bacteria entering wounds caused by beating olives off the trees, using hand rakes, poor pruning and hail and frosts – prune out badly damaged growth and stop using canes to knock off olives. Spray with a fungicide if a big problem. Ecological products are available for each and the most convenient can be mixed together to reduce the number of sprayings required. Read part two in next weeks edition of RTN.

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La Marina to Cartagena trip FOLLOWING ON from their very successful trips last year, San Fulgencico’s Jeff Wiszniewski said: “We would like to offer you the opportunity to enjoy a wonderful experience in Cartagena.’’

The tour will take visitors to th famour Lico 43 factory

by Keith Nicol

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‘‘For only 17€ you can participate in the the Licor 43 Experience and later explore the the Historical City of Cartagena. The itinerary is that we plan to depart from La Marina, outside the Social Centre at 10.00am, arriving about 11.30am at the Licor 43 Factory. The Tour will commence at 12pm and take about 2 hours. You will be greeted by an English speaking guide and offered a coffee with a glass of the famous Licor 43. The tour will commence around the factory and on to the Museum. Licor 43 was first created in 254 B.C.” During the Tour there should also be an opportunity to taste some of the Factory’s different products such as Zoco and

Limoncello. The Tour will conclude at the Factory shop, with a demonstration of the making of Cocktails using the Licor 43. There will also be a free ‘shot’ to those who want to taste a little bit more and of course an opportunity to buy a bottle or two too. After the Licor 43 visit, the bus tour will then continue on to the Port of Cartagena, where you can experience the various shopping and restaurant choices on the old town, or just explore this fascinating City. The bus will leave about 6pm arriving back in La Marina about 7.30pm. Tickets are available at the PIPN/The Mobile Office, 107 Calle Madrid, or book by email or telephone on 634 356 481.

Back on the road again with “Escape from Butlitz” – LAST CHANCE FOR TICKETS The last 3 dates for SMILE CHARITY GROUPS production of ‘Escape from Butlitz’ are nearly upon us. This fantastic comedy show finishes its’ run with 3 shows, at new exciting venues - 30th September at “The Olympia” Mil Palmeres - 1st October at “ The Restaurant Fu”, Avda. Baleares, 36, Torrevieja - 2nd October at the Casa Cultura in Benijófar. Funds will be raised by these performances for our 3 nominated charities: Torrevieja Stroke Support, The Elche Children’s Home and the Benijófar Crisis Fund. Tickets cost only 10€ for “The Olympia” and “Restaurant Fu”, and include food, prior to the performance, and 6€ for the “Casa Cultura” in Benijófar, which includes a wine, beer or soft drink per person. Food is not available at this venue, as the performance will be in the recently renovated Theatre – a first for the Group. Tickets are available from “ The Olympia” and “ Restaurant Fu” and from the Post Room Benijófar – tel. 966 712 382. Tickets for the “Casa Cultura” are available only from the Post Room Benilófar. If you wish to be heartily entertained, this is the show for you. Don’t dawdle, get your tickets now.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

life&leisure horoscopes

Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

 Mars enters into Virgo and squares up to Saturn, and it would seem that you have everything covered right now. Being as you are prepared to take things much further you are clearing your desk; and rather then see this as tempting fate, you are opening to all offers. A power attracting force of Mars and Saturn will back you all the way, so just go for it! People may say that you have entered into a stubborn phase, but you are merely taking stock of what is really on offer right now, with a view of making some pretty sweeping changes. Rather then wait for the right time to come just make a play for what seems appropriate, what is good for the goose is going to have to be good for the gander. Mercury’s midweek tryst with Neptune forces you to take control of a financial problem that seems to be more then just a storm in a teacup. Somebody isn’t paying their way and though you are well able to tighten your belt if you need to, why should you? A confrontation finally brings things amicably to a head midweek and problem solved! The dreamy aspects of Moon energy this week is high contagious, and you will have a very chilled week in which a lot of things get done. Though not someone who usually procrastinates, the time has had to be right, and a lot of emotional clutter can be cast away, allowing you to focus better, and enabling you to love yourself more for a change. At the end of a frenetic week the Sun nudges Neptune into touch and a clear signal is out there. Actions with Venus back affairs of the heart and you should wake up and smell the coffee. Somebody who would be close to you is too nervous to try to attract your attention, whilst you are too preoccupied to see exactly what this could mean to you! Mercury opens channels and allows for effective communication in something which was veering out of control. Whilst you are in pole position to take charge you have to better understand just why others have reacted in such a negative way. It may not be plain sailing but without a compromise nothing goes nowhere and what’s the point? Whilst the Cosmos enjoys the harmonic convergence of a myriad of planets the result is energising and refreshing and should be inspiring to you. Whilst admittedly you do need something to get your teeth into, the delicate balance of the body is your trigger, and it is important that you maintain your innermost self and listen to what it is telling you. Mars and Saturn herald a productive phase as things are turning out right for you for a change. There has been a process of adaption and elimination and you have happily learned from recent mistakes. With time to tune into your highly psychic energies much can be garnered if you stick to your guns and show you are not to be messed with! Bittersweet energies see progress in one direction but not in another. As the Sun sets on the clear and concise energies of an ebullient Mercury, you have to put your trust where it belongs and take a stab at something you seem to think isn’t right. Time changes things and you may have to step off your high horse to see something through. Pressure has made you make a decision you are already regretting. In hindsight you would never have got involved in all this, but now you are unfairly implicated you have to see that now the truth be told no matter who is hurt in the process, even if is you. Walk away holding your head high knowing that it was good while it lasted but no is no. It is swings and roundabouts as Mars squares Saturn and the Sun conjuncts in Mercury. You have more then enough to deal with on your plate right now so do not allow anybody to complicate an already complex situation. Somebody does not want to hear the nitty gritty, but you are right to question that they do not seem to be thinking of you. With actions this week from both Mercury and the Sun it would seem that the way is cleared for you to take some much needed time for yourself for a change. Allow work to pile up because you have to be in the right mood to do a good job, and now is a good time to focus on your own specific needs; as you prioritise and tune into your energies.

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

YOU BENEFIT from not having to sweep things under the carpet at last as you have nothing to hide and absolutely everything to gain from listening to your inner self. Being who you really want to be speaks volumes and shows great strength of character; and, above all, you owe it to yourself.

Very superstitious

LUCK IS a four letter word. Sometimes we know we have it and sometimes, just sometimes it isn’t there when we want or need it. When negative issues burden us we are are calibrating luck to come to the rescue and make things right...and it doesn’t always happen like that. However so too does luck have a habit of running out of the door just when it would be more welcome to be inside and safely lying on the mat. We have various symbols that signify our luck. In exams it was lucky pens and pencils and the odd teddy bear that brought good luck to us by association but what was chiefly needed was always a good night’s sleep, a quick jog to the memory and adequate revision. In Vegas the gamblers are sensitive to people around them, and are conscious of luck coming their way in terms of individual personal energies which put them on a roll to scooping the many jackpots the city offers them. Luck be a lady tonight! Thus we are really aware of the sensation of luck, hoping that it works well for us, but kind of enjoying that ultimately fate will decide; and if it is good for us then we are at least in there with a chance. Feeling the positive energy of an audience is an inspiration for me. Standing there on a stage I need the interaction of the audience above all, since without them there would be no show. As I pass on messages of survival and eternal love it’s good to be the messenger, but the energy of the audience is vital. When we are charged and energised then things start to go very well for us on the good days. So too are we all geared up for having a wonderful time and everything and anything can go wrong and spoil things for us. You make a reservation and that day in the restaurant the chef had the day off and the soup really was cold. We can, and we do plan tomorrow to the most infinite detail and everything can go pear shaped, but so too can we do something in spontaneity that works with an amazing synchronicity as if we had lovingly planned each careful detail. Superstitions are put in place because they stand in the absolute way of good luck and bring us supposed bad luck, since it is always either something or nothing, and that is how we compensate. Do not walk under a ladder or eat any shellfish if there is no, “r” in the month. Throw salt over your shoulder if you ever spill any of it and an apple a day keeps the Doctor away. Spend your life hoping that a black cat never crosses your path and do not open up an umbrella in the house. Airlines seldom have a row 13 for that matter and brides wear a blue garter as, “ something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue! “ Washed cars bring rain and that’s a fact. Are we a trigger for our own emotions? Do we act according to superstition for good reason? The good fact is that we are able to connect with energies, and that we can learn to use the information in many ways. Just remember the very next time that you say you never win on the lottery that you do have to buy a ticket first. Very often we bring on bad luck just by dealing with things in such a negative way....”I’ll never get the hang of this” “That train is always late!” “Things will get worse before they get better!” The list can go on and on, but the sentiment basks in really low levels of expectation, and sometimes the slice of bread and jam does really land jam side upwards. If we suppose the negative then when the positive does come along and it doesn’t. bite us on the backside we can be pleasantly surprised. Remember it is true that dogs bite those who are frightened of them and that the apple can fall far from the tree and it might just have a worm in it too....beware of windfalls. My Mother, as an actress, had a morbid fear of dead flowers and hurled blooms out in anticipation that they may wither and die before they were seen again. She thrived on being told to, “break a leg” and always spoke of that “Scottish Play” as well as never wearing blue on the stage or seeing three lit candles burning together. Where does it all come from? Why can’t you have peacock feathers indoors? Being told that you should break a leg rather then a simple wish of good luck was because initially in Elizabethan theatres money would be thrown by the audience onto the stage in appreciation of a good show and the actors knelt down to retrieve the coins thus breaking the line of the leg. as they did so. I must try that one the next time I am on stage!

Kenny‛s Postbag

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY, I would love to come to a Séance with you, but I am unsure whether I would be good enough to take part, and what I have to do. Elizabeth S. Hi Elizabeth. There are no real qualifications needed by anyone who attends a Séance, except possibly a love of Spirit, a belief that communication is possible, the enthusiasm to take part and witness, and no fear. This is no tall order and I have happily hosted many a Parlour Seance It may not be the spooky Hollywood version with the curtains billowing from side to side, intermittent thunder and lightening and flickering candles; but the taking part needs no experience whatsoever. Every Séance is an experiment between the living and the dead and I would be happy to list you for a future Séance and will send you a few tips to prepare you. Looking forward to working with you!

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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life&leisure puzzles

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 53

Sudoku

Doodle box

Quick Crossword ACROSS 4. Entrance (7) 8. Merited (6) 9. Insult (7) 10. Expense (6) 11. Riot (6) 12. Rectory (8) 18. Gap (8) 20. Entertain (6) 21. Caress (6) 22. Usual (7) 23. Hand gun (6) 24. Quill (7) DOWN 1. Rotate (7) 2. Defend (7) 3. Mend (6) 5. Wealthy (8) 6. Mistakes (6) 7. Yearly (6) 13. Estrange (8) 14. Covetousness (7) 15. Aged (7) 16. Strict (6) 17. Obvious (6) 19. Alien (6)

Cryptic Crossword ACROSS 4. It’s a strain becoming a skilled craftsman (7) 8. Breaks out, but the rest somehow holds up (6) 9. Not in a position to exercise one’s craft? (7) 10. Concerning a spot a long way off (6) 11. Directs transport (6) 12. He favours dictation above all his subjects (8) 18. Clearly not as others are (8) 20. To people, one is a danger (6) 21. Fuss about the French in Spain (6) 22. When one can look forward to retirement (7) 23. We arrange the sale of an animal (6) 24. Part of the meal you leave, we hear (7) DOWN 1. It’s beaten by those who are themselves beaten (7) 2. Tops two thousand in legal actions (7) 3. It acts strangely, causing interference perhaps (6) 5. Crafty contests (8) 6. The meteorologist’s line (6) 7. It keeps the sun away from the lawn ingeniously (6) 13. Having paid, he recovers (8) 14. Smouldering anger? (7) 15. Makes slow progress by street-car (7) 16. Withdraw a direction to surrender (6) 17. Naturally, it raises awkward points (6) 19. A mason knows how it spreads (6)

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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Life Coach

WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

Not a moment’s happiness I don’t think my wife and I have ever had a moment’s happiness in the 15 years we have been married. The only light in my life are the children, who are 4, 9 and 13. They constantly witness arguments. I only stay for their sake because we would all be poorer financially if the marriage were to end. I worry that a separation would have a damaging affect. My eldest is now getting in to trouble, my 4 year old has always stuttered, and the 9 year old is having trouble making friends at school. Choosing to stay in this toxic environment just because you fear you will all be financially poorer, isn’t love and it’s misguided sacrifice. If you live separately from your wife, everyone will adjust in time, and more importantly, they will be far better off having two happy parents living apart. Material things give short term happiness. Whereas family harmony can last forever, and is priceless.

Surprise!

I want to arrange a surprise party for my husband’s 40th birthday this year. He has lots of friends and work colleagues, and the guest list could run to hundreds of people. The problem is, he doesn’t like any fuss, and is quite conservative. I love attention and would like to do this for him, but his sister thinks he would hate it. I am wondering whether to just do it anyway. You should know your husband after all these years, and if he isn’t an extravert, and his family think he might hate being the centre of attention, I would take heed and not arrange a big surprise party for him. You can still celebrate his birthday with a dinner party and make it a surprise, but just limit the number to a small group of family and close friends that he would be comfortable with.

Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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life&leisure travel

Vivalia Travel 10 years at your service!

SITUATED CLOSEST to the Acequion Centro de Salud, Calle Santomera leads down to the sea and Torrevieja’s main sandy beach and, at number eight, you will find Vivalia Travel’s offices. NOW WELL-established as a leader in serving the British community´s travel needs, Antonio, the multilingual proprietor of Vivalia, is always on hand to discuss your individual travel requirements and find the best deal to suit you and your party. You may only be looking for a rail ticket to Valencia, Barcelona or Madrid or an inexpensive flight to the UK or, on the order hand, you may want to plan an around-the-world cruise, either way, Antonio, Cecilia or Jose will do his utmost to please. Vivalia Travel work closely with many social clubs in the area organizing short trips and national and international holidays at greatly discounted rates. Should you wish to discuss group travel arrangements for a club, call and make an appointment with Antonio, Cecilia or Jose to ensure his undivided attention Join the many Vivalia devotees Regular travelers with Vivalia enjoy meeting, making friends and visiting new places, whilst all benefiting from group discounted fares. As cruise specialists, Vivalia offer fantastic discounts all year round and, on many deals, provide free coach transport to and from Torrevieja and surrounding area direct to you port departure. Right now they are offering twelve days, from the port or Barcelona on January 16, aboard the stylish, four-anchor rated “COSTA MEDITERRANEA”, visiting Tangier, Casablanca, Cadiz, Lisbon, Malaga, Naples and Savona, with transport to and from Torrevieja area from only 575 euros, tax included. If it´s “all-inclusive” you´re after, join in the fun with Vivalia on February 23, 2016, aboard “MSC Opera”, from Havana, visiting Jamaica, Cayman Islands, Mexico and Havana (3 days). All meals, drinks and flights are included. From only 1119 Euros + tax. We can´t forget Christmas. Many of you have already booked, but for those who have not, don´t miss Vivalia´s fantastic deals in the city that never sleeps – Benidorm. All their hotels are hand-picked for their proven record of providing the truly memorable Christmas experience British guests have come to expect. All are superb value, with or without coach transport. Ask now for their latest offers. As a new deal for October & November 2016 you can enjoy an 8 day all inclusive cruise leaving from ALICANTE port, visiting Rome, Florence & Pisa, Monaco & Montecarlo, Malaga and ALICANTE. From only 569 Euros “All Inclusive drink package”, port tax and transport included. Whatever you travel needs, Vivalia are here to help. You can contact Vivalia and his team on 965 71 66 15 or e-mail them at info@vivaliatravel.com

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tv&showbiz

by Peter Taylor

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Video of the Week!

Just the one Vid for you this week, but what a corker it is … it’s funny, its weepie, and features one of the greatest singers of all time Stevie Wonder Carpool Karaoke

Grimshaw is the Grim Speaker!

Music Notes Netflix have produced a documentary of Keith Richards that, from what I can glean, will show us exactly what life has truly been like rock´s ultimate ruffian. “To 99.9 per cent of people, its Keith Richards smoking a joint, a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand, walking down the road, cursing the fact that the liquor store is closed,” he said “Image is like a ball and chain … when the sun goes down it doesn’t disappear.” The film is called ´Under the Influence. ´Don‘t miss it!

As reported Peep Show have filmed one more series, and last week saw the final wrap of the award winning show, and Mark and Jez, David Mitchell and Robert Webb, got quite weepie along with Matt King who plays Super Hans. Mitchell recently leaked a pic of Olivia Colman (Sophie) in the show also looking tearful after she wrapped her final scenes. Peep Show is expected to be broadcast on Channel 4 later this year. Hurrah!!

FRESHLY SQUEEZED went out on E4 in the UK in 2007 at 7am weekday mornings, and the five mix ´n match presenters were right up to speed on what was good or bad in video releases, all except one that is. His name: Nick Grimshaw. Three years ago, yer man got the Radio1 Breakfast show amid considerable ´Reallys? ´ ´Surely Nots!´ and other similar totally dismayed reactions. One of the possible reasons behind these responses could well have come from how Nick was the butt of all the jokes at E4, the fall guy if you like, based mainly in his unfortunate ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, and he´s only gone and proved that he still has this worrying affliction. It’s been well documented that Nick and Harry Styles are bezzie mates, and it’s also well documented that One Direction are about to have a major break from the music business. On this serious tinderbox of a subject sadly Nick blurted out on Twitter “poor Harry Styles had been left ‘exhausted’ by One Direction,” and immediately the site went nuts sparking allegations that Styles was “sick ‘n’ tired of being in the band, and this is why the boys had decided to go on a year-long break.” What a toss-pot! The tweet was then linked out to MTV which in turn brought up countless “Uh-oh - Nick Grimshaw says Harry Styles is ‘exhausted” tweets … oh dear oh dear! Speaking to Guardian’s Weekend magazine Grimmers wriggled a lot saying “I was defending the boys’ decision to take a well-earned break, not blasting the band for tiring out his pal.” Too little too late foot ´n mouth boy!

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Quote of the Week

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Duffy got ´Mercy´ to No 1in 2008, a song from her album ´Rockferry´ that sold 9 million copies worldwide. Unfortunately things more or less came to a halt for her a couple of years and it looked like she was done. Thankfully she has re-appeared, and in quite some fashion, playing the role of singer Timi Yuro in movie ´Legend´ starring Tom Hardy as the Kray twins. Duffy sings 3 songs in the film, one of which ´Whole lot of Love´ is to be her first single in 5 years. Top Banana!!

Justin Bieber could well have turned the corner in his relationship with the media after saying on an Australian radio show, “I haven’t been in a relationship for a while now, I’m hanging out with myself, but I’m a relationship type of guy, I love to be in love, and I love cuddling, I love all that stuff, but I got my heart broken so I’m just trying to let that heal up.” Ahhh double bless!

Bryan Cranston (Walter White in hugely successful Breaking Bad), surprises all when asked what role he would like to return to “Right now it would be Malcolm In the Middle, it’d be fun to pick up that guy’s clothes again, be sweet and adorable and hapless and clueless and afraid of everything.” ´Scream Queens´ aired last Tuesday on Fox in America, and Jamie Lee Curtis will be playing a scary shower scene in Episode 15. Jamie, whose mother Janet Leigh was in that frightening shower scene in Psycho said “My entire life I´ve refused to step into the shower because it belongs to my mother, but this chance has suddenly appeared in my life, it’s unexpected and delightful! The time was finally right!” Excellent!

Tim Wannacott has charmed millions for 15 years with his weird and wonderful delivery as the presenter of Bargain Hunt. However, at the time of writing Tim and the producers were in the middle of a major fallout. “Tim said “I´m not doing Bargain Hunt at the moment for personal reasons.” The furore is being likened to Clarkson´s Top Gear saga with the beeb saying “We don’t comment on individual staff matters.” Cowardie Custards!

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

TV&Showbiz 25th September - 1st October

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friday 25th September BBC2

BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Saints and Scroungers 12:45 Break-in Britain The Crackdown 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Still Open All Hours 22:00 Strictly Come Dancing 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Graham Norton Show 24:25 Pound Shop Wars 24:55 The Box

06:55 Live Formula 1 08:45 Break-in Britain The Crackdown 09:15 Gardeners’ World 09:45 Great British Menu 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes 16:00 Best Bakes Ever 16:45 Africa 17:45 Coast 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 19:30 Eggheads 20:00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise 23:00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Artsnight 24:30 Later - with Jools Holland

saturday 26th September

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CHANNEL 4

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

07:00 Countdown 07:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Australia 12:00 Four Rooms 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 14:35 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Deal or No Deal 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 First Dates

23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 Bob the Builder 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:25 Celebrity Big Brother 14:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Like Mother, Like Daughter 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 World’s Biggest Beasts 21:00 World’s Biggest Beasts 22:00 NCIS: New Orleans 23:00 NCIS 23:55 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours

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07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 The Cube 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 You’ve Been Framed! 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 18:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Shawshank Redemption 24:55 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 09:30 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Baby Daddy 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Baby Daddy 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Hanna 24:10 The Big Bang Theory 24:40 The Big Bang Theory

BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

07:00 Live Formula 1 09:30 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:00 BBC News 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Saturday Sportsday 14:00 Formula 1 15:30 Bargain Hunt 16:15 Money for Nothing 17:00 Final Score 18:10 BBC News 18:20 BBC London News 18:30 Pointless Celebrities 19:15 Strictly Come Dancing 20:45 Doctor Who 21:35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 22:25 Casualty 23:15 BBC News 23:30 Match of the Day

07:10 Journey into Fear 08:20 Apache Territory 09:30 Formula 1 Rewind 10:30 Racing Legends 11:30 Animal Park 12:00 More Creatures Great and Small 12:30 More Creatures Great and Small 13:00 Great British Menu 13:30 Great British Menu 14:00 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 14:30 Two Greedy Italians 15:30 Coast 16:15 World’s Busiest Railway 2015 17:15 Flog It! 18:15 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 19:15 Gardeners’ World 19:45 Natural World 20:45 Dad’s Army 21:15 Midnight’s Children 23:30 Cradle to Grave 24:00 Boy Meets Girl 24:30 A Walk to Remember

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Signed Stories 08:05 Fish Hooks 08:20 Horrid Henry 08:35 Adventure Time 09:00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 09:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:00 Jessie 10:25 ITV News 10:30 The Unforgettable 11:15 The X Factor 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:24 ITV Central Weather 13:25 Downton Abbey 15:00 Rugby World Cup 17:30 Rugby World Cup 19:55 ITV News Central 20:00 ITV News and Weather 20:15 Rugby World Cup 23:20 Through the Keyhole 24:20 ITV News and Weather 24:34 ITV Central Weather 24:35 Rugby World Cup Highlights

07:05 How I Met Your Mother 07:30 Challenge Weymouth 08:30 FIM Superbike World Championship 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:25 The Big Bang Theory 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Come Dine with Me 13:25 Come Dine with Me 13:55 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Channel 4 News 17:30 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:15 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 Location, Location, Location 20:00 Celebrity Benchmark 21:00 Snow White and he Huntsman 23:30 Van Helsing

07:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Paw Patrol 08:45 Little Princess 08:55 Wanda and the Alien 09:10 Zack and Quack 09:30 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 10:05 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:35 Cowboy Builders 12:30 Cowboy Builders 13:30 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 14:20 Columbo Cries Wolf 16:20 Columbo: Death Hits the Jackpot 18:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 19:10 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 20:10 Fail Army 20:35 Fail Army 21:00 Now That’s Funny! 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football League Tonight 23:30 Stevie Wonder: An All-Star Grammy Salute

07:00 Emmerdale 10:05 Coronation Street 13:05 You’ve Been Framed! 14:05 The X Factor 16:10 The Xtra Factor 17:15 Catchphrase 17:55 Nim’s Island 19:50 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 22:00 The Back-Up Plan 24:15 Celebrity Juice

07:00 Suburgatory 07:20 Suburgatory 07:45 Rude(ish) Tube 08:10 How I Met Your Mother 08:35 How I Met Your Mother 09:00 The Goldbergs 09:30 The Goldbergs 10:00 Baby Daddy 10:30 Baby Daddy 11:00 Melissa & Joey 11:30 Melissa & Joey 12:00 The Goldbergs 12:30 The Goldbergs 13:00 Hop 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 Maid in Manhattan 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:30 The Big Bang Theory 23:00 The Big Bang Theory 23:30 Gogglebox 22:00 The Back-Up Plan 24:35 Gogglebox

Pick of the e week

The Pride of Britain Awards 2015 Thursday 1st October, ITV1, 9pm

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

sunday 27th September BBC1

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06:00 Live Formula 1 10:00 Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Sunday Morning Live 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Formula 1 16:15 Eat Well for Less? 17:15 The Great British Bake Off 18:15 Points of View 18:30 Songs of Praise 19:05 BBC News 19:20 BBC London News 19:30 Countryfile 20:30 Antiques Roadshow 21:30 Cider with Rosie 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC London News 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:20 The Women’s Football Show 24:50 Imagine

07:45 Gardeners’ World 08:15 Beechgrove Garden 08:45 Match of the Day 10:15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11:45 Great British Menu 12:15 Great British Menu 12:45 Great British Menu 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Homes Under the Hammer 15:00 Escape to the Continent 16:00 Cycling 17:30 Flog It! 18:30 Patagonia: Earth’s Secret Paradise 19:30 World’s Weirdest Events 20:30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 21:00 The Best of Top Gear 22:00 Special Forces - Ultimate Hell Week 23:00 Family Guy 23:25 Family Guy 23:45 Family Guy 24:10 Youth in Revolt

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Signed Stories 08:05 Fish Hooks 08:20 Horrid Henry 08:35 Matt Hatter Chronicles 09:00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 09:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:00 Horrible Science 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 12:30 Rugby World Cup 14:55 Rugby World Cup 17:30 Rugby World Cup 19:45 ITV News Central 19:55 ITV News and Weather 20:00 The X Factor 22:00 Downton Abbey 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV Central Weather 23:20 Rugby World Cup Highlights 24:20 Perspectives

07:10 How I Met Your Mother 07:35 The Grid 08:05 Volkswagen Racing Cup 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:55 The Big Bang Theory 14:25 Beaches 16:45 St Trinian’s 2: the Legend of Fritton’s Gold 18:50 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 19:45 Channel 4 News 20:00 Time Crashers 21:00 Secret History 22:00 This Is England ‘90 23:05 Gogglebox 24:10 This Is 40

07:00 Childrens TV 08:15 Make Way for Noddy 08:25 Paw Patrol 08:45 Little Princess 09:00 Wanda and the Alien 09:10 Zack and Quack 09:25 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 10:00 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 10:55 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:30 Football League Tonight 13:00 Police Interceptors 13:55 Police Interceptors 14:55 2012 17:50 Planet of the Apes 20:00 The Forbidden Kingdom 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Just Go with It 23:55 Welcome to the Jungle

07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:25 Emmerdale 10:30 Coronation Street 13:35 Catchphrase 14:35 You’ve Been Framed! 15:05 You’ve Been Framed! 16:10 Nim’s Island 18:05 The Polar Express 20:00 Uncle Buck 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 300

07:00 Rude(ish) Tube 07:25 Suburgatory 07:45 Suburgatory 08:05 Baby Daddy 08:35 Baby Daddy 09:00 Melissa & Joey 09:35 Melissa & Joey 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Dr Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who! 15:15 Rude(ish) Tube 15:30 Couples Come Dine with Me 16:30 Couples Come Dine with Me 17:30 Bad(ish) Robots 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 Star Trek 23:30 The Inbetweeners 24:00 The Inbetweeners

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monday 28th September BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Home Away from Home 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 All Change at Longleat 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, BeyoncÃ© and Pearl Jam at the Global Citizen Festival

08:00 Saints and Scroungers 08:45 Break-in Britain The Crackdown 09:15 Escape to the Continent 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 A to Z of TV Gardening 14:10 The Rockford Files 15:00 Cycling 16:30 A Taste of Britain 17:00 Best Bakes Ever 17:45 Coast 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 This Wild Life 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Only Connect 22:00 Countdown to Life: The Extraordinary Making of You 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Newsnight

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Britain As Seen on ITV 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Doc Martin 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 24:45 Murder, She Wrote

07:20 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Australia 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 Posh Pawn 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Jamie’s Super Food 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 The Catch 23:00 Sex Diaries 24:05 24 Hours in A&E

07:00 Childrens TV 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Yorkshire Vet 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: New Orleans 16:15 The Deadly Dress: Garage Sale Mystery 4 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of 23:00 Most Shocking Moments in Pop

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Psych 07:55 Emmerdale 08:30 Emmerdale 09:00 Coronation Street 09:30 Coronation Street 10:00 You’ve Been Framed! 10:30 Psych 11:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Emmerdale 14:15 Coronation Street 14:40 Coronation Street 15:10 You’ve Been Framed! 15:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Shawshank Redemption 24:55 Celebrity Juice

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Baby Daddy 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Baby Daddy 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Tattoo Fixers 23:00 Young, Free & Single 24:05 Gogglebox

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tuesday 29th September BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Home Away from Home 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 A Syrian Love Story - Storyville 24:55 Who Do You Think You Are?

BBC2

08:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 08:45 Thief Trackers 09:15 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Cash in the Attic 14:30 My Life in Books 15:00 Daily Politics Conference Special 17:00 Best Bakes Ever 17:45 Coast 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 This Wild Life 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 22:00 The Naked Choir with Gareth Malone 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 Parking Wars 22:00 Britain’s Biggest Adventures with Bear Grylls 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 Through the Keyhole 24:40 Benidorm

07:00 Countdown 07:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Australia 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 Posh Pawn 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 Educating Cardiff 23:00 The Changing Room 24:05 Bodyshockers

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Finding a Family 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Body Donors 23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Psych 07:55 Emmerdale 08:30 Coronation Street 09:00 Coronation Street 09:30 Dinner Date 10:30 Psych 11:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:15 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Derailed 24:15 The Job Lot 24:40 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Baby Daddy 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Baby Daddy 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Rude Tube 23:00 Bad Robots 23:30 How to 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

wednesday 30th September BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Home Away from Home 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Political Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Pound Shop Wars 21:00 The Great British Bake Off 22:00 Doctor Foster 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Room 101 - Extra Storage

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08:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 08:45 Thief Trackers 09:15 Pound Shop Wars 09:45 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 A Taste of Britain 16:00 Best Bakes Ever 16:45 Africa 17:45 Coast 18:15 Flog It! 18:55 Party Political Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Food & Drink 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Welcome to the Mosque 22:00 The Face of Britain by Simon Schama 23:00 QI

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Political Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 22:00 Midwinter of the Spirit 23:00 UEFA Champions League Highlights 24:00 ITV News 24:35 ITV News Central 24:45 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time

07:00 Countdown 07:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Australia 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 Posh Pawn 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 Grand Designs 23:00 Forced Marriage Cops 24:00 Sex Diaries

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Make You Laugh Out Loud 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Deadly Sibling Rivalry 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Missing Evidence 21:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 23:00 Wentworth Prison 24:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

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07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 09:10 You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Through the Keyhole 23:00 Release the Hounds 24:00 Tricked

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Baby Daddy 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Baby Daddy 21:00 Bride Wars 22:50 Rude(ish) Tube 23:00 Nashville 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

thursday 1st October BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Home Away from Home 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Eat Well for Less? 22:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

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08:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 08:45 Thief Trackers 09:15 Eat Well for Less? 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Rockford Files 14:45 Cash in the Attic 15:30 A Taste of Britain 16:00 Best Bakes Ever 16:45 Africa 17:45 Coast 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 World’s Weirdest Events 22:00 Cradle to Grave 22:30 Boy Meets Girl 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Newsnight

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Rugby World Cup 19:45 ITV News Central 19:55 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 The Pride of Britain Awards 2015 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 UEFA Europa League Highlights 24:55 Rugby World Cup Highlights

07:00 Countdown 07:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss Australia 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Fifteen to One 17:00 Posh Pawn 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 22:00 Hunted 23:00 First Dates 24:05 Gogglebox

07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Gourmet Detective 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Underground Britain 21:00 Building the London Underground 22:00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 23:00 The Expendables 24:50 Caught on Camera

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07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:40 Dinner Date 15:40 Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Billy Madison

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Charmed 08:10 Revenge 09:00 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Baby Daddy 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Baby Daddy 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 New Girl 22:30 The Mindy Project 23:00 Rude Tube 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

life&leisure tech

with Aunty Virus

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Automatic translation HI AUNTY. I have a problem with my emails recently. All was fine until a few weeks ago, when I had to send an email in Spanish. I went on google translate, had my message in English, translated this to Spanish, copied and pasted the Spanish translation onto email, and sent. Since then, whenever I try to write an email, it either deletes part of sentence (when I don’t want it to), transfers lower case letters to capitals (again when I don’t want it to), or, jumbles the words up as if speaking Spanish, although keeping wording in English (changing sentence around, putting them in the wrong order). Many thanks in advance. David Aunty says: Looking at the screen shot you sent, the problem that you have got is that you have turned on automatic translate on your internet browser. So everything you type the browser is trying to translate it - which is why things go missing and get misplaced. Click on “options” or even “show original” and this should stop the browse from trying to translate and changing the words around.

Windows XP Problems

HELLO AUNTY, I have a pay as you go dongle which has worked ok with my XP computer until hotmail changed to outlook at the beginning of the month. At first nothing except read my inbox, then after a week I was able to send pictures and email, now I have gone to do the same today and it will not let me - I have tried reply, new message and contact list and get the same message (which I will have to send you in minute). Can you help perhaps there is something I am missing along the way as I am not computer minded - just do what I know and that’s it. Sandy Aunty says: It looks like you are using Internet Explorer and Windows XP. Well XP is no longer supported, and neither is that version of Internet Explorer. So many website will start to be unusable to you, as they use more modern software, which your browser cannot use. Changing to another web browser like Chrome or Firefox, which will continue to support XP and be updated, should correct the issue you are having.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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life&leisure Spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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Reflexive verbs: Some basic uses I hope you’re all enjoying the heat of summer and having a relaxing time, but not so relaxing that you can’t dedicate a little bit of thought to Spanish reflexive verbs. Here is the verb we looked at last week, but this time I’ll put the main meanings in as well. Me levanto – I get up Te levantas – you get up Se levanta - s/he gets up Nos levantamos – we get up Os levantáis – you get up (plu) Se levantan – they get up Before moving on to other examples I’ll just mention that although we are looking at these verbs in the present tense at the moment, they of course work in all tenses. From what we have studied so far we can say, for example: “Me he levantado” (I have got up), “nos levantábamos” (we used to get up), “se están levantando” (they are getting up). Some people find these changes

of person and tense rather hard to come to terms with, which is why I’ve mentioned them now so they don’t come as a shock later on. The fact is that the more you learn the more you can apply to previous knowledge to extend the range of things you can say. Back to the present tense though, and let’s think about other things we do for, or to, ourselves which are therefore reflexive in Spanish. Morning is the time we prepare ourselves to face the outside world, and therefore is rich in reflexive verbs. First things first, before we get up, we usually wake up, although that might not always be the case. First let’s look at the verb “to wake up” in its non-reflexive form. “To wake up” another person is “despertar”. To say that I wake up my children in the morning is: “Despierto a mis hijos por la mañana”. Let’s look at this sentence for a moment. The subject is “I”, which would be “yo”, but here we have missed it out. The verb is “despertar”

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in its first person singular “I” form. Now we notice something else – it is a root changing verb! Remember them? Despertar is an E to IE verb, so the first person singular is “despierto” (and NOT desperto). The object of the verb is “mis hijos” (my children). They are the ones who receive the action of the verb. The word “a” is added in front of objects of verbs when they are people rather than things, “por la mañana” is the additional information that is tacked on to the end of the main part of the sentence. However, before I wake my children up, I have to wake myself up. When I wake up on my own, rather than waking up someone else, this is expressed by a reflexive verb “despertarse”. Therefore “I wake up in the morning” is “Me despierto por la mañana”, or in full “Yo me despierto por la mañana”. The fact that I wake up with the aid of an alarm clock or a hungry cat is irrelevant here! See you next week!

Reach Out for Fashion

THE POPULAR “Reach Out” free fashion shows are about to make a return after a short summer break. The next event is at the Marina Bar Calle de las Rosas, Torrevieja, today, Friday 25th September at 2pm. The clothes modelled will go on sale after the fashion show together with other clothing items, bags, jewellery etc. The prices again will reflect the good quality and exceptional value of the clothes on sale at “Reach Out” charity shops. This show is again organised by David and Lorraine Whitney of “Reach Out” shop 2 at Calle Dona Sinforosa 8, Torrevieja. There will also be the usual Tombola, Raffle, Mini Auction and of course other stalls to make this afternoon an interesting event for all. It is hoped that the show will again attract a big following and raise funds for this very worthwhile charity that help the poor and homeless in the area.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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Copper Heeler brings relief from arthritis

MANY PEOPLE have suffered with arthritis over the years, finding no long term solutions, turning to strong medication to try to ease the pain, and thus putting up with a lesser quality of life. Malcolm Landsman, who had studied magnetic and copper therapy for years, realised he may have hit on the solution to easing the joint pain that so many people experience. Copper Heelers are a simple accessory placed inside the heel of the shoe. That gives arthritis sufferers incredible results within weeks. This works by means of replacing the copper in the body that arthritis sufferers lack. We all need certain metal elements in order thrive and one of those key elements is copper, it is an essential part of the minerals within the body. There are 250 sweat glands in the foot alone and so this is a

prime area to absorb copper and utilize its healing properties. Copper also prevents inflammation around the joints, so there is a feeling of wellbeing all round. Malcolm has been marketing the copper Heelers in Spain for more than five years now, and he has satisfied customers spreading the word about their change of life since using them. One lady from La Siesta wrote to Malcolm a few weeks ago to say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have suffered for 10 years with the agony of arthritis, but since I have bought the Copper Heelers and worn them, my arthritis has improved in only 5 days!â&#x20AC;?

Another man approached Malcolm while he was working on his Sunday market stall at zoco market recently, and said that since he had been wearing the Copper Heelers, it was the first time he had walked without his sticks for years. The miracle insole has bought joy to many who have been restricted with movement in the past. Why suffer any longer? For more information on the Copper Heelers please visit the website at www.copperheeler.es or call Malcolm on 966 763 770. Copper Heelers are available every Sunday from Zoco market and also from all Legs and Co lingerie boutiques.

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Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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Torrevieja Triumph against meek Muro AFTER PICKING up just two points from a possible 15, the promising pre-season performances of CD Torrevieja have turned into more of a ‘what will we do next’ scenario rather than thoughts of fighting for promotion at the end of the season. On Sunday CD Torrevieja needed a win and they got it. How they got it will remain irrelevant, all that mattered was the three points. It was a curious game, with curious moments but Torrevieja are out of the relegation places and on their way up he league with a number of games against other top teams and promotion contenders out of the way. Chris Darwen, PR Director at CD Torrevieja noted that: “Pedreno shuffled the pack once more, making four changes to the side that drew 0-0 at Villereal on Wednesday night. Oscar was back in goal, Burguillos, Sanchez and Lewis also started. The unlucky quartet were Miguel, Quintero, Juanma and Juanfran.

There was also a change of shape, Torrevieja lining up with a back four and a midfield diamond. Martin was at the base and Carrasco playing at the tip in a formation that required a lot from Luis Carlos and Vicente at full back. Muro were unimpressive from the first whistle, and Oscar will most likely not have an easier ninety minutes this season. From the first whistle, despite not playing superbly themselves, Torrevieja were clearly the better side and went ahead after just 9 minutes. Luis Carlos hit a channel ball in behind Muro, on to which raced Cesar. His cross was fumbled by the goalkeeper Edu Samblas and Lewis was gifted a tap-in from two yards. It was the young English striker’s first goal for the club and will hopefully give him a great lift. Lewis was in the action again 15 minutes later, racing on to a header from Burguillos. Edu Samblas charged out of his goal somewhat foolishly, and Lewis’ attempt to lift the ball

Torrevieja took all three points on Sunday

over the ‘keeper ended in disaster for Muro. Edu Samblas handled outside his area and hardly waited to see the referee show him a straight red card. Five minutes later and Muro were punished further. Luis Carlos, always keen to get forward from left back, crossed and Carrasco arrived unmarked to tuck home his first goal of the season. The captain for the day was in fine form, and does look more dangerous when played in an advanced position. Muro were in disarray, and their behaviour on the pitch became more frustrated. Niggly little fouls were coupled with some blatant foul play and the referee struggled to keep the game under control. The second half was scrappy, and Muro made their life even more

difficult when they were reduced to nine men. However Torrevieja struggled to make the extra numbers count. Only in injury time did they force one final save, a close range header from Juanfran being tipped wide. The result was more important than the performance. Next week brings a tougher challenge in Novelda, currently 6th but smarting from a 1-0 defeat at home to Crevillente. Torrevieja then face Crevillente at the Vicente Garcia on Sunday 4th October.” Find out more from Chris Darwen and all the new initiatives he is adding to CD Torrevieja’s programme by visiting: www.clubdeportivotorrevieja.com and www.facebook.com/ clubdeportivotorrevieja.

Alfaz Fantasy Football League

THERE WAS one Monday night game and a full Premier League at the weekend which contributed to this week’s Fantasy 25 goals,7 clean sheets,43 yellow cards and 4 red ones. Chelsea’s bad Boy Diego Costa who could cause trouble in an empty house was in the middle of controversy at Stamford Bridge when he helped to get Arsenal’s Gabriel sent off. Cazorla soon followed his team-mate down the Tunnel when he received his 2nd yellow card. The other players to receive their marching orders were Sunderland’s Kaboul & Everton’s Miralles. Manchester City’s defeat against West Ham slowed down the early pace makers in the A.F.F.L. The Leaders Angies Blues only scored 9 points which allowed Eric’s City Slickers to move to within 1 point of them. There is no change at the other end of the Table with Ann’s Team Bolton Wanderers still trailing Lyn’s Handbreak City. Ben’s Warriors have taken control of our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League replacing Leo’s Power Blueboys at the top. Last Season’s Winners of this League Super Rhys waded in with a tally of 51 points which moved them up 5 places to 2nd place. At the other end of the Table Bradley’s Team Hero to Zero are cemented at the bottom 30 points behind Jack’s going to Walk It. Angie’s Blues had their advantage at the top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section reduced to 38 points by Former Champions of this Section Jin’s Dream Team who replaced Lyndy Lou’s Boys in 2nd place. Down at the other end Ann’s Bolton Wanderers are 6 points behind Lyn’s Handbreak City. Sandra’s Team It Doesn’t Really Mata are just 1 point ahead Joanna’s Team Hup Hannah City in the Race for our 20 euro voucher sponsored by Quick Save Supermarket in Albir. Our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League is shaping up to be very competitive with David’s Team The Pondencos having their lead slashed to only 1 point by the fast moving Gary’s Cupid Stunts. There is no movement at the bottom where Jackie’s Black Cats and I Wish Rovers are still on a minus 5. Top scoring team this week is Gary’s Cupid Stunts with 57 points to their name which means they will go into our Monthly Premier Imports Draw for a case of Cava along with our lowest scoring Team Clive’s F.A.Cup Kings who finished up with a minus 3. Manager of the Month for September is being kindly sponsored by a new Bar Restaurant in Albir Our Plaice in the Sun who provide Daily Fish & Chips as well as providing excellent home-made dishes. With only one week to go George’s Booker Boys have a slender 4 point lead over Parky’s Players. Gary’s Cupid Stunts have had a good week winning our Manager of the Week and they have also won a Breakfast for two at Rafters sponsored by Kate after moving up 84 places to No 12. The Draw for the 1st Round RTN K.O.Cup Competition is now up on our website which is www.alfazffl.com. It takes place on 3rd & 4th October. Good Luck to all the lucky Managers who are still in it.

Sucina Golf Society, Annual Captains Day Event, 15th September The annual event being held at the IRM course Saurines de la Torre, near Roldan, choosing a Match Play format. Although it was not as hot as the last two games, it was still quite warm and the course was in a great condition as usual. The Match Play format seemed to be very interesting for those players that haven’t played it before. On an individual basis, some very good scores were returned. In addition, they were raising funds for the 2015 Charity - Casa Cuna Sucina, and to make the event more interesting, they also had additional competitions which players could enter for a nominal price. On the day funds raised for the chosen charity totalled 163€ through various competitions. The Members & Guests being very generous. The Captains Team romping home with a 7-3 win! Well done everyone. The nearest the pin prizes went to: Hole 6 Sharon Seed, Hole 10 Granham Platts & Hole 18 Ann Dyos. No winner on Hole 14. Following this event on Saturday, 19th September, they held our Captains Dinner/Dance. This was held at La Mario’s in Sucina. A fantastic evening and an auction was held which raised a further 140€ for the Charity. The next game is at Mar Menor on Tuesday 20th October.

Friday September 25 - Thursday October 1 2015

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Now is the time to say goodbye! EVERY DAY you will hear people comment on how time flies by, at an apparently ever increasing pace. By Tony Myles “I CAN’T believe it is nearly October already” and “It will soon be Christmas!” are typical of the conversations that we all hear each day. It is therefore hard to believe that it is two years since The RTN carried the news that Campbell would be providing the Golf Page each week. In one hundred issues we have covered every aspect of the game from the decline and fall of Tiger Woods to the Rise of Rory and Jordan. We have carried news on all the major local events and information on new equipment. We have discussed rule changes and the impact on the game such as the impending prohibition regarding anchoring the club and how it will affect those professionals who utilise the broom-handled putter. Also in the same time period we have seen Campbell rise from small local supplier to become a leading major retailer for all aspects of the sport. THE GOLF STORE Today Campbell operates from his main Golf Store in Ondara where he has 7000 square feet of space containing all the latest equipment from the major manufacturers and enough room to house a driving range and a putting green

where you can “Try-before-you-buy”. He has garnered a team of experts in all aspects of the game and so whether you need a new grip for your putter or a full set of clubs there will be someone on hand to offer professional advice. In recent months this success has led to opportunities elsewhere in Spain and today Campbell Lamont supplies an additional six golf stores from north to south of the Costa Blanca, each one providing the full CL GOLF range of goods and services. THE LEAGUES Each year more visiting golfers rely on Campbell to secure the best green fees and hotel bookings and this has resulted in record numbers booking through the CLGOLF web site. This has also aided the development of the International Campbell Lamont Golf Leagues which was initiated just a few years ago in order to provide a competitive forum for

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the local societies. This year the number of competitors will exceed 10,000 and it shows no signs of slowing down . Within a short period, a number of countries will join this annual event and will swell the numbers to the point where it will become the largest Amateur Golf Competition in Europe. This phenomenal success is due to the unstinting support of people such as the readers of the Round Town News and, on behalf of his team, Campbell would like to offer his sincere appreciation and an undertaking to maintain his goal of offering the best service and prices for every element in the best sport in the world. www.clgolf.es

Campbell - Well this is it. After two years our final Head-to-Head. Tony M - Yes, I think it is good to know when to stop. Campbell - You mean always leave people wanting more? Tony M - Well, I was thinking it is more a case of ‘quit while you’re behind’! Campbell - I think we are leaving our readers more confused than when we first appeared. Tony M - In that case my work here is done. www.clgolf.es

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Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

Nissan Juke EYE-CATCHING design at an attractive price - that’s the combination on offer from Nissan with its Juke, the increasingly fashionable compact sports utility vehicle.

FACTS AT A GLANCE:

New price: 21,000€. Top speed: 109mph. 0-60mph: 11.2secs Economy: up to 47mpg (urban) Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz

THERE’S NO denying it, it’s a great design (as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz) that from a distance looks like a three-door but thanks to cleverly concealed rear door handles it is actually a five door. It represents extremely good value for money, too. It seems to appeal to all generations, too, from the young girl who cycles past and tells her dad how she likes it through to the middle aged man who simply stands and stares. And the gentleman of senior years I spot driving his in Weymouth…

Arguably the brown finish of the test vehicle lends itself to the design and my wife and I feel that cream leather upholstery would complement this particularly well. As it is the black cloth seats are comfortable even over a fairly long journey that we take from Hampshire to Dorset. The raised ride height is always a welcome bonus for me because it gives greater command of the road. It also allows the driver to spot parking spaces that others do not in packed car parks. I find the 1.5 diesel unit pleasantly poky at speeds under 60mph with third gear being very receptive between 30mph and 60mph. Over that speed and it proves slower than expected and at times struggles to hold its own while in the outside lane of the motorway.

Hills slow it up a bit requiring a change down to fourth gear but it is only a 1.5 litre and a diesel and so overall it does a good job and with hard driving will return over 40mpg. The best recorded was around 47mpg. Perhaps surprisingly the Juke holds the road and feels like it’s on rails when cornering, meaning that it can be driven with gusto even round bends. Rather than simply being an attractive head-turner it is also pleasingly a ‘driver’s car’, helped by the fairly hard suspension. The n-tec model tested also comes fitted with cruise control which is useful for motorway cruising. Bear in mind that the test takes place just after the UK has been badly battered by storms and the Juke copes with the floods admirably. Just down the road from my parents in law there is an enormous flood that has previously shut the road but the Juke makes light work of it. Reversing the Juke is made easier by the camera display on the dashboard.

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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STRICTLY SOCIAL CLUB Why not come and join us for an afternoon of entertainment, fun, quizzes and games. We also have speakers, and arrange meals out and coach outings. We meet on the top floor at The New Asturias Restaurant, Punta Prima between 2.30 p.m. and 5.00 p.m. on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of each Month. Open to all age-groups. For more info call Margaret on 966 730 569 or Brian on 678 807 159. Looking forward to meeting you.

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