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08 - 14 april 2011

Helping hand for Japan

Torrevieja’s first ever International Business Expo Fair came to an end last Sunday evening after running for five days p5

The Wordplay ‘open mic’ writing competition

by Jack Troughton

With the upcoming publication of WordPlay’s first annual anthology, the WordPlay Showcase, it has become apparent how successful the group has been at achieving its aim of encouraging writers to write and then ‘getting them read’ p21

Leaving out the logical

You’d think that down-toearth practical arrangements like paying tax would entail a certain amount of logic wouldn’t you? p30

Bitter candy

Find out what Alex has been watching on TV p54

The final whistle The International Cricket Council has become the latest governing body to show that they are completely out of touch with their own sport. p62

Martha pulls into Torrevieja town centre

Martha makes it to Torrevieja to meet the mayor

By Julie Day ARRIVING IN the centre of Torrevieja at precisely midday on Wednesday, Steve Moore, his crew of three, and Martha the fire engine, were welcomed by the mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández Mateo, several town hall councillors, members of the ex-pat and Spanish press, plus a large crowd of predominantly British well-wishers, supporters and members of the British Association of Retired Firemen. Read the full story on page 3.

GENEROUS EXPATS wanting to extend the hand of international friendship and help Japan recover from the devastation of last month’s earthquake and Tsunami can donate to a special appeal fund. Costa Blanca businesswoman Jennifer Cunningham has organised a bank account in the name of the Japan Earthquake Appeal (see page 10) to collect donations and arranged to transfer them through Currencies Direct to the Japanese Red Cross. Jennifer, who owns Jennifer Cunningham Insurances SL, has family in Tokyo where her son Mark runs a chain of bars called the Hobgoblin Pubs. The death toll from the March 11 disaster is expected to top 25,000 people and has left the country facing its worst crisis since the Second World War. The ‘quake measured 8.9 on the Richter Scale – Japan’s worst since records began and the fifth largest seismic shock recorded anywhere in the world – and struck off the coast of the country, north of Tokyo with Miyagi and Sendai closest to the epicentre. DESTROY The resulting wall of water rushed in land at speeds of up to 800 kilometres per hour – as

fast as a modern jet – destroying everything in its path and sweeping away homes, shops, cars, even ships. The disaster also triggered a nuclear alert and an evacuation around Fukushima as water-cooled power plants threatened to meltdown and the international community, including Spain, has monitored a resulting increase in background nuclear levels, although below those considered a danger to health. The Japanese take pride in their dignity and honour and Jennifer told RTN they always took full responsibility for their actions and were “extremely stoical.” She added: “What will happen is they will rebuild and rebuild as fast as they possibly can but it is a vast area that has been affected.” Jennifer said her son had arrived in London just as disaster struck in the Pacific and had been “distraught” until he knew his wife and children were safe – Mark has since returned to Tokyo and said life was slowly getting back to normal. DISASTER And she said unlike natural disasters in more isolated and poorer parts of the world there was no need of food, water and blankets. Continued on page 10

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Wed Benidorm The mayor presents Steve with a set of Torrevieja salt pots

Steve is now on the last leg of his journey across the globe, an attempt that will grant him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records, on completing his nine-month journey this Sunday. The group arrived in Torrevieja on Tuesday evening from Morocco, made a quick visit to Torrevieja centre on Wednesday and continued on to Barcelona, Paris, and across the English Channel to arrive in Greenwich Park on 1pm on Sunday. Steve and the crew visited the Torrevieja fire station before driving into town, where they met their Spanish counterparts and were treated to a display by the town’s fire fighters. In town, Martha the fire engine was parked outside the town hall and church, whilst Steve and his friends descended, met the Mayor and gave a press conference in English. The mayor congratulated Steve on his journey and rewarded him with a present of a set of salt pots full of salt from Torrevieja’s lagoons. “It’s great to be in Torrevieja and receive such a fantastic welcome,” said Steve. “We really weren’t expecting so many people here and it’s great to see so many British supporters.” He went on to describe his last nine months and how the only thing really on his mind now is sleeping in a bed that doesn’t move, rock or sway and enjoying a well-earned rest. Steve has visited five continents and trav-

Copper arrests

By Julie Day A POLICE operation involving Local Police from Rojales and Benijófar together with the Guardia Civil resulted in the successful arrest of three individuals who have been charged with stealing copper and building materials from a company in Benijófar. On a routine patrol of the Rojales area, the Local Police observed a red car with tinted windows stopping on the hard shoulder of the motorway. The passengers got out of the vehicle and proceeded to uncover various copper tubes, rolls of cable and car batteries from the nearby undergrowth and load them into the waiting vehicle. Once the material was packed into the car, the vehicle continued on its journey heading towards San Miguel. The Local Police alerted the Guardia Civil who intercepted the vehicle and made the arrests.

elled over 50,000 km, yet his brave effort has raised around 140,000€ for the Macmillan Cancer Support Charity, The Fire Fighters Charity and the Roy Castle Lung Cancer Foundation. The aim of the trip was to raise awareness and money for these charities after his father, a fireman for 33 years, died of lung cancer. To round off the Torrevieja visit the mayor proceeded to climb into the driver’s seat of the fire engine whilst happily posing for photos and as a thank you for initiating proceedings for the welcome party. I was given a lift most of the way home, although I did have to jump out of the fire engine on a busy main road when stopping at traffic lights!

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Advice note for British residents in Spain

The golden touch by Jack Troughton SPANIARDS CELEBRATED World Cup glory again this week as the golden FIFA trophy went on tour on the Costa Blanca. Thousands queued to have their photographs taken with and lay hands on the cup – won in South Africa last summer when Spain beat Netherlands 10 in an extra time thriller. The players returned as heroes with a royal reception, an open bus tour of Madrid and the victory was celebrated across the country. This week, football’s ultimate prize – officially the FIFA World Cup Trophy – was on tour and with its escort on public view in Benidorm, La Nucia, and Villajoyosa, courtesy of the Valencia Football Federation. The rules were simple: visitors could touch the base or the top of the trophy but not lift the cup. People from every walk of life excited schoolchildren, pensioners, politicians, businessmen, police officers, and even the odd expat - all patiently waited in line to get close to the trophy and have a snap taken, many official parties opting for a ‘team’ shot.

Everyone registered on the padrón as a resident in Spain, including British nationals, has until and including Monday 11th April to check with their town hall whether they are on the list of registered voters, ahead of the local and regional elections across Spain on 22 May. If not on the list, residents can request to be added (although in a few cases, it is possible that town halls may lack the necessary IT systems to enable checks). The elections are your opportunity to have your say in who makes the decisions about public services in your area, and an opportunity for British residents to take part in Spain’s democratic system and further integrate into Spanish life. Registering on the padrón is an important part of living in Spain, and checking that you are on the list of registered voters will ensure that on 22 May you have the right to cast your vote.

Student from Calpe achieves Guinness World Record Jack touches Gold

THE LONGEST radio show ever produced was completed last week by a group of students in Madrid’s Complutense University. The 60-hour show broke previous records. Paula González Heidemeyer, a student from Calpe, took part in the show.

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Ladies Only Fun Torrevieja Expo lacked British visitors Run launched in Orihuela

by Julie Day TORREVIEJA’S FIRST ever International Business Expo Fair came to an end last Sunday evening after running for five days. A mix of Spanish and predominantly European businesses set up stands and displayed their products and services to the general public in a bid to attract new customers and to show off what they do. Visitors to the Expo, which was being held in a massive marquee in the harbour area, seemed slow for the first two days, but gradually picked up, with the majority of visitors attending over the weekend. There was a noticeable lack of British attendees with the majority by far being Spanish, although the Germans and Scandinavians were well represented. Visitors were able to enjoy live music from local singers and musicians of various nationalities, as well as watch fashion shows organised by some of the exhibiting businesses. The Expo was organised by the Department of Commerce from the town hall of Torrevieja, together with APYMECO, the association of small and medium businesses, who hope to repeat the event next year.

A large audience gathered for the fashion show on Saturday evening

MABS Charity Golf Day LA TORRE Golf Resort is pleased to announce their first charity golf day for MABS Cancer Support Group on Thursday 21st April. The competition is being sponsored by Murcia Golf Properties Limited www.murciagolfproperties. co.uk with many local businesses also donating prizes for the event. A generous donation from every green fee will be made to MABS by Polaris World. The format for the competition will be ‘singles Stableford’,

with nearest the pin prizes for gents and ladies. Free introductory golf lessons will be available on the driving range from 12 noon – 1.30pm for anyone who wishes to come along and support the event. For more information, visit: http://www.nicklausgolftrail.es/ and to register your entry contact 96 803 2379 or email reservasngt@nicklausgolftrail.es

THE DEPARTMENTS of Sports, Equality and Culture at the Orihuela Town Hall have announced that the municipality´s first ever Ladies Only Fun Run will take place in Orihuela City on Sunday 1st May. The 3.5km run along the city streets will start and finish in Avenida Teodormiro. Organisers have said that participants can run, jog or walk around the route and they are invited to bring along their female relatives and friends to show super sisterly solidarity! To enter the run you must subscribe to the event

online at www.crono3.com or telephone 96 673 77 20. More information can also be found at www.clubathleticoriol.com or www.orihuela.es. This short walk/run around Orihuela will be good training for all those ladies who are taking part in the 5km AECC charity fun run/walk the following month in Playa Flamenca on the Orihuela Coast. Organisers Maria Wilson and the Pink Ladies will be publishing more details on that event, in collaboration with the Orihuela Costa Town Hall, taking place on Sunday 5th June.

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Zapatero steps Campillo is Number One aside by Jan Gamm

SPAIN’S SOCIALIST Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, has announced he will not be his party’s candidate for next year’s general election. Spanish Socialists will elect a new leader after next month’s local and regional elections. The favourites are tipped as Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba, the present interior minister and Carme Chacón, the defence minister. Zapatero, prime minister since 2004, will stay in office until the 2012 general election. “When I was elected prime minister in 2004 I thought that two terms was the reasonable period for me to aspire to be in charge of the country’s destiny,” Mr Zapa-

Zapatero

FRANCISCO MAROTO, mayor of Campillo de Ranas, is top of the list when it comes to same sex weddings. This small village with a population of about 200 people has had more than 400 gay and lesbian weddings. Andrés Rubio is the director of a documentary produced in 2008 called ‘Campillo Si, Quiero’ (Campillo, Yes I Do). The documentary is a 51 minute film that shows the important job Francisco Moroto has done in his town hall in this tiny municipality of Guadalajara.

tero said, “… I will not be the candidate at the next general election.” Unpopular with the Spanish right due to his social policies and consistently ‘overoptimistic’ decisions throughout the economic crisis, Zapatero’s austerity measures are seen to present a challenge for his successor, especially as he has lost the support of trade unions during a series of pay cuts, with unemployment reaching unprecedented levels. Surveys have shown that the PP would win a landslide victory in an election held now. However, as Mariano Rajoy is seen to be quite as unpopular as Zapatero, socialists are hoping for a change in direction amongst potential voters.

Campillo de Ranas top of the list for gay weddings

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Young voices compete for best Habaneras choir by Julie Day CHOIRS FROM Alicante, Asturias, León, Madrid and Lithuania will participate in the XVII edition of the Children’s Certamen of Habaneras this weekend. 8th – 10th April more than 400 young singers between the ages of 4 and 18 will fill the new International Conservatory Auditorium to sing in competition. The winning choir will receive a trophy together with a cash prize of 3,000€. Second and third place will be awarded 2,000€ and 1,000€. Each choir will perform a number of pieces but must include the popular Torrevejense habanera ‘Me llamo’. The choirs will be judged by a panel of professionals each with a vast experience in choral singing. Members of the public are invited to attend this event and the town hall of Torrevieja has made a free bus service available (55 seats) to take people to and from the Auditorium before and after each concert.

The local police Orihuela Costa informs

DUE TO the 3rd Running Competition to be held on Sunday 10th April, 2011, traffic is to be halted and movement of vehicles forbidden on the roads where the race takes place from 9am until 11:30am.

The bus can be picked up an hour before each concert outside the small bus station, by the old mini-golf, next to the Eras de la Sal. The concert times are as follows: FRIDAY 8TH APRIL – 8PM: La Purisima Choir from Torrevieja (not competing) and the Veus Blanques Choir from Alcoy, Alicante. SATURDAY 9TH APRIL – 8PM: Voces Blancas Youth Choir from the Municipal School of Music ‘Manuel de Falla’ from Alcorcón, Madrid. Voces Blancas from the ‘Valle del Nalón’ Conservatory in Asturias. SUNDAY 10TH APRIL – 11.30AM: Carmelitas – Asociación in Crescendo Choir from León. Viva Voces from Lithuania Municipal Choir School of Torrevieja (Infants) Municipal Choir School of Torrevieja (Juniors)

Entrance to each concert is free with an invitation available from the municipal offices of the Patronage of Habaneras or from two hours before each concert at the International Conservatory – Auditorium ticket office.

The XVII Certamen of Youth Habaneras is presented to the press

Torrevieja hosts National Junior Synchronised Swimming Championships Events this Weekend

The championships will be held in Torrevieja’s Olympic-sized pool

By Julie Day THE SPANISH Junior Synchronised Swimming Championships are set to take place in Torrevieja this weekend. This national competition will be held at the Olympic pool in the Infanta Cristina Sports Palace from Friday 8th – Sunday 10th April and will feature 120 swimmers from 20 clubs and 8 different swimming federations. This is an important event for the selection of swimmers for the future national team that will go on to compete on a world level in various competitions. This event is open to the public who can watch the competition take place on Friday afternoon, Saturday morning and afternoon and Sunday morning. The swimming pool will remain closed to the public to swim until Wednesday 13th April.

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Vote for your top golf course and win a 500€prize by Jack Troughton RTN GOLF CLUB members are invited to cast a vote for South East Spain’s best course – and help improve the sport for everyone. With more than 1,700 sportsmen and women already members of the exclusive club, they make up a powerful lobby for golf along the Mediterranean coast. This historic survey will use ‘player power’ to allow the Costa’s favourite English newspaper to draw up a league table and award a plaque to the best course - sparking some friendly rivalry in an annual contest to become the RTN Golf Club’s favourite. The aim is to offer up some constructive criticism and raise standards and facilities across the region. And because RTN values the opinion of our golf club members – we will also award a prize of 500€ worth of exclusive Levante & Lebeche golf clothing for the best comment or suggestion.

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RTN’s golf expert and columnist Noel Eastwell said the idea might seem controversial but was already common place amongst the golfing press in the UK. “There is a lot of pride and credence in being voted the best golf course in the area by our readers,” he said. “We have more than 1,700 members of the club and we must have more than 300 people playing every day in March and April. “There are a lot of people out there playing golf who will have opinions and they will all want good service and good quality golf courses and other things such as a friendly welcome in the bars, cafes and restaurants in the club houses.” Noel said RTN golfers were the experts on South East Spain’s courses and it was important they should air opinions for the benefit of all. “This is all about improving courses and getting the best for everyone – both the clubs and the golfers themselves. This is for the good of the sport,” he added. “And for the winning club each year, it will be something very special.”

And Noel said such a survey had never been conducted before in Spain but was an opportunity for players to assess courses and clubs to take a look at themselves. He said: “Once again RTN is leading the field by investing in what golfers want. We are doing this for the right reasons, to improve golf for everyone in this very special part of Spain and we hope to get everyone talking about golf and their favourite course. “We are doing our bit to improve golf and golf tourism in our part of the world – this is not setting out to knock clubs but a constructive way of improving the sport.” Every entrant in the survey should include their name and handicap (which will remain confidential). Golfers can enter the survey as many times as they want but only once for each particular course. Noel explained: “It means a society golfer playing six times a month is welcome to mark six courses but only once for any individual course.” To complete the survey, please go to the RTN website homepage www.roundtownnews.co.uk and click on the RTN Golf Survey link. Closing date 9th May 2011, the winner will be announced on the 13th May 2011.

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Spain triumphant in water polo match against Macedonia by Julie Day WITH SPAIN leading after less than 30 seconds, the men’s World League water polo match against Macedonia got off to a flying start and basically continued in the same vain all the way through. By the end of the first quarter, Spain was leading by five goals to one and had practically won the match before it had even started. The second quarter contained two exclusions on the Spanish side, yet the Spanish team increased their lead to 8 – 1.

Continued from front page Jennifer, who is also President of Paul Cunningham Nurses, a charity founded in memory of her other son Paul who lost his life to cancer, added: “It is actually very difficult to think how we can best help and what we can do and the best idea seemed to be to donate money the Japanese Red Cross.” From the outset, the Red Cross in Japan has had 230 response teams working in the field – more than 1,200 staff including doctors and nurses. Jennifer said she and business colleagues had emailed clients asking if they wished to make a donation to the appeal and had arranged for charity collection tins to be distributed – labels for the tins can be downloaded from the Paul Cunningham Nurses website. “Our heart goes out to Japan at this time,” she said. “They are a very proud nation and we must do the best we can to help – every little bit helps to rebuild after such a terrible tragedy.”

The third quarter saw the Macedonians fight back and bring their goal total up to five, but in the end they were no match for the Spanish; last year’s runners up to Serbia. The game ended on a winning score of 12 – 6. With only one more match to play in the preliminary round, it’s all nail-biting stuff as Spain is tying with Germany for second place after winning three of their five matches, whilst Serbia is in the lead with a total of four games won. Entrance to the public was free but with only 300 seats in the stands, invitations had run out in under an hour of being available for collection.

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Youth rescued after 18 hours trapped in a crevice The winning team after the last whistle

A YOUNG man became trapped upside-down for 18 hours in a rock crevice north of Valencia in the Sierra Calderona last week. His friends tried from 2.30pm until 10pm to free him, but then realised they had to call for help. It took three firefighting teams to free the youth, who emerged uninjured, but exhausted.

Doing time on a sewing machine by Jan Gamm A PROGRAMME that is pioneering successful reintegration for women prisoners is putting them to work sewing fashion handbags. The multi million euro Zara brand has commissioned 1,500 bags to be produced within 10 days and the prisoners with their limited facilities are frantically stitching to meet the deadline. The bags will be sold in Australia and the USA.

The project is headed by Alicante designer Marta Vázquez, who teaches sewing crafts to the inmates. She explained that the women prisoners in the workshop are focused and “…ready to conquer the world when they leave prison.” She explained that the work encourages confidence and inspires the women to produce a higher standard with each assignment taken on. Doing The women already produce lingerie as part time on of their social rehabilitation programme and a sewing say the work helps to ‘pass the time’. machine

Rascals’ Rags to Riches RASCALS NEW show Rags to Riches is a variety of song, dance and comedy. The first half concentrates on the poorer side of life whilst the second half shows a more affluent society. Come and enjoy an entertaining evening out. PERFORMANCES SCHEDULE Saturday 28th May, 7pm at the School of Music & Culture, Los Montesinos: all tickets sales to be donated to ADISMON. Wednesday 29th June, 7pm at the Guardamar Casa del Cultura: all ticket sales to be donated to the Alzheimer’s Association. To reserve tickets priced at only 6€ ring Sue on 96 678 4874. In September Rascals will be rehearsing another Variety show to be performed in the latter part of the year. For further information look on www.therascals.info or ring Jill on 96 672 7282.

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Ryanair threatens to reduce service in Alicante By Jan Gamm RYANAIR ANNOUNCED on Tuesday that it will cut its Alicante services by up to 80% from October this year unless AENA Alicante reverses its decision to force the airline to use airbridges at the new El Altet terminal, at a cost of €2 milllion per year. The airline contends that it has operated without airbridges for five years at Alicante Airport and AENA’s decision amounts to an “abuse of its monopoly.” And to reinforce its point, Ryanair has made a formal complaint to the Spanish government and also to the European Commission.

The cutbacks proposed would reduce traffic of 4 million passengers to less than 1.5 million per year with the potential to put 2,500 jobs at Alicante at risk. The company pointed out that an agreement in place with AENA since 2007 allowed Ryanair passengers to walk on and off their aircraft at El Altet. Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary said, “We assured Spain’s Transport Ministry that if AENA Alicante reverses this foolish decision to force Ryanair to pay €2m p.a. for airbridges (which aren’t necessary), then these deep cuts in routes, traffic and jobs can be reversed.”

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Outlawing the in-laws William and by Jan Gamm IN A country where the extended family is seen as a social advantage, more than half of the population admits to experiencing problems with their in-laws. Seville is the most affected part of the country, followed by Madrid and Barcelona. Spain’s largest cities seem to attract the most in-law-related difficulties. Six out of ten Spaniards struggle with antagonistic in-laws according to a recent survey commissioned by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment. It is thought that in the case of Madrid the fact that there is a high incidence of single parent families could account for the conflict of opinions amongst in-laws. Despite the general assumption that Spain’s extended family structure is dominant, more than half of the households surveyed comprised only three or four family members and only 8% were families with more than eight people.

dents of Barcelona are more likely to tolerate same sex relationships.

Kate on a plate

by Jan Gamm THE MAYOR of Benidorm, Augustín Navarro, is determined to establish a link between the town and the forthcoming wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Last week he extended an invitation to the royal couple to spend their honeymoon in Benidorm which so far has not drawn a favourable reply. This week, a ‘Royal Recipe’ has been commissioned from Javier del Castillo, the chef at La Cava Aragonesa, a restaurant in the old town of Benidorm. The new culinary invention, labelled ‘William and Kate’, was presented at an informal gathering of the press on Wednesday at the restaurant and will remain on the menu for a full year at an economic 2.20€. The dish is presented on a skewer and features bread stuffed with bacon, accompanied by tempura vegetables, asparagus and mashed potatoes, finished with a sweet and sour sauce: “Bittersweet – like the English,” said Manuel Cabezuelas, Councillor for Tourism.

CONFLICT The main source of conflict is seen to be over the parenting and supervision of younger children, with further disagreements arising over money and property. On the bright side, Spain produces the ‘least destructive’ inlaws in that most people view them as a necessary evil, preferring to tolerate them rather than allow a division of family to take place. Interestingly, the survey revealed that the people of Valen cia are seen to place work above family values, while resi-

Squabbling in-laws

Residents worry houses at threat from approaching sea HOUSES ON the seafront in Dénia are at risk from the approaching sea, according to residents in l’Almadrava. Home owners have approached Dénia’s mayor, Ana Kringe, complaining that only 20 percent of the town’s coastal regeneration programme has been completed. Without this work, the coastline recedes, putting properties at risk from waves. The mayor has agreed to hold a meeting to discuss the issue.

William and Kate on a plate

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Huge debt of gratitude I WOULD like to express the huge debt of gratitude owed to all those who took part in the wonderful 90th Anniversary concert on behalf of The Royal British Legion in Spain last Saturday. Most important, of course, our thanks to the Diputatión de Alicante for giving us the use of the new Auditorio and taking on all the costs involved with printing of programmes, tickets etc: a triumph of collaboration. The sheer volume of thanks we received both at the time and in follow-up emails confirms all the hard work and preparation undertaken by so many willing volunteers was thoroughly worthwhile. So many were involved both on and off stage, it would be impossible to name them all. However, some that should come to the fore: Chas Smith, Musical Director of The Massed Choirs and Gordon Higginbottom, Musical Director of Just Brass, Brass Band. From the batons of these two highly respected and talented men came a performance that would have been a credit to The Royal Albert Hall. The music that was sung and played that day by the massed voices and solo artistes, Just Brass and The Torrevieja Pipes and Drums was both stunning and moving, particularly as none of the choirs had sung together until the actual day of the performance. I must also mention the euphonium soloist Ian Vine, his rendition of ‘Bring him Home’, brought tears to many eyes. Also Russell Gray, the trumpet soloist who gave us the Last Post and Reveille: two pieces that reminded us of the true meaning of Remembrance. Of those who worked behind the scenes, my thanks go to the volunteers manning various stands in the entrance hall of the Auditorio. So many people freely contributed so much to make the day a success and my sincere admiration, appreciation and thanks go to you all. Christopher Wyatt Chairman The Royal British Legion in Spain – District North

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Being held to ransom

HOW MANY foreign owners of Spanish properties are being held to ransom by Iberdrola with their impossible conditions for installing a plug to electric boxes in their homes? I came out to my small apartment in Cabo Roig for just 2 weeks in March and found Iberdrola’s letter instructing me to have this item fitted to my board. I went to their office at Pilar and registered my order for this part but they could not give me any time or date for fitting and as I was only there for 2 weeks, no work was done. Having contacted them by expensive phone line in Spain just before coming home, I was again told they use contractors who set their own schedules and Iberdrola have no control over them so I had to return home with nothing done. As Iberdrola will automatically take more money out of my bank account by direct debits to cover the work not being done, what on earth can anyone do about it? Possibly the electricity will be cut off as well! How can the one and only electricity company demand that work is carried out but then refuse to do that work within the time frame of holiday occupation? This surely must be illegal. It is almost laughable that Iberdrola do not have electricians working under their control. Presumably with the thousands of holiday property owners who may not even know about these new instructions, many thousands of euros will be taken out of hapless owners’ bank accounts quite illegally as an automatic and unwanted ‘upgrade’ to a higher consumption level. I totally despair of such ‘Spanish behaviour’ by a large company such as Iberdrola and think Spain really wants to lose foreign owners; this one is seriously considering looking elsewhere for better value and more sensible laws. Beryl Hatton

Happy shopper I WOULD like to tell you of a most enjoyable shopping experience and something I would like to share. A Russian guest needed to buy some summer clothes, tops and things, but my husband had to come along (like most men, he is the chauffer…) After he had finished his quick look at the men’s bits and pieces, he soon become restless as all men do. This did not go unnoticed by the staff and he was asked if he would like a cup of coffee to which he replied, “Yes please.” He was given a freshly made cup of coffee with biscuits along with a magazine to read. Well can I tell you that made our shopping experience far more relaxing! After a few days my friend asked if we could return to the shop again to do a bit more shopping and my husband was asked to take us again. Sure enough he was offered coffee again: he was relaxed and so were we - what a lovely experience. Thanks to the staff at Moda La Finca in Algorfa. Zella Rogers, Entre Naranjos

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It just isn’t fair

I wonder if any of your readers are aware of the following statistics. The British Government provides financial assistance structured as follows: British Old Age Pensioner Basic Weekly Allowance £106 Illegal Immigrant Living in Britain Allowance £250 British Old Aged Pensioner Weekly Spouse allowance £ 25 Illegal Immigrants / Refugees Weekly Spouse allowance £225 British Old Aged Pensioner Additional weekly hardship allowance £0.00 Illegal Immigrants or Refugees Additional weekly hardship allowance £100 British Old Aged Pensioner Total Yearly Benefit £6,000 Illegal Immigrants / Refugees Living In Britain Total Yearly benefit £29,900 The average pensioner pays taxes and contributions to the growth of the UK for 40 – 50 years. Name and address supplied

Non existent service

THIS MIGHT be of interest to Mr Carder in his struggle against Telefonica: In May 2005 I temporarily moved away from Costa Blanca to a finca in Extremadura, so wanted to cancel the Telefonica service: a landline was no longer necessary. When I contacted Telefonica they said that I had to cancel the contract on the phone instead of signing a document in a shop. All Telefonica shops are only SELLING new Telefonica (movistar) contracts: they are not able to handle cancelations. How smart! So, I cancelled the service early May and gave the Telefonica telephone (rented) to my neighbour to bring it to the Telefonica shop in Benidorm as advised. I could not bring it to the shop myself as I was out of the country. When my friend visited the shop in Benidorm, they found it no longer existed! A phone enquiry revealed the phone could be brought to Alicante, which was done a few weeks later and a receipt was received. In October, I was surprised to find Telefonica had continued billing me for a non-existent service! They said that they had not cut the service as I could still have been using it! Only after presenting them the receipt (by fax) of the Alicante Telefonica shop did they finally pay back the money they robbed from me. But only from the date of the receipt; not from the beginning of May when the cancellation was made by phone at their request! They therefore earned six weeks revenue for no service! Now I always cancel the Bank domiciliación FIRST after a cancelation of service. If later on someone wants money he can write me a letter! Which I may receive ... or not! Kind regards, Peter Spahn

I WAS incensed to read such an attack in the letters last week, about the Orihuela Costa Neighborhood Watch and the volunteer leader Chris Poole. I have been actively involved for more than the past eight years with many organisations in Torrevieja and OC and although less active now I can assure the concerned person that there are no political leanings by the OCNW or the leader. Any registered NGO in Spain wishing to achieve their objectives need to co-operate alongside the Ayuntamiento and ruling party: it’s a two way partnership, especially as they control the purse strings and policies. If invited any leader would be proud to re-present his organisation as a way of communicating requirements and shortcomings. Opposition parties and their supporters need to stir it up, but the NGOs avoid confrontation preferring a more subtle approach to achieve objectives. John Kadwell, Los Balcones

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Very generous ON BEHALF of Age Concern I would like to thank Cathy Carson for the generous donation of 310€ following her birthday celebration at the Asturias Restaurant. A wonderful and entertaining evening was enjoyed by all. Many Happy Returns Cathy and thank you for all you do for Age Concern. Maureen Payne, President

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Costa Blanca boom over Easter by Jan

Gamm

COSTA BLANCA hotels are pleased to report a 70% reserved occupancy over the four day Easter holiday period, with some establishments delighted to confirm a figure reaching 90% with an average full board rate of 40€ per person per day. Benidorm has retained its popularity with tourists looking for an economy all inclusive holiday and the best value for money in terms of quality of all round accommodation, food and entertainment and also enjoys the highest level of tourists returning for a second visit. Some of the region’s popularity over Easter has been attributed to unrest in the Middle East. Despite the Egyptian Tourist Board appealing for a return of business, family holiday makers are still booking safe and familiar shores for the time being. However, it seems most are simply confident that on the Costa Blanca they will receive more for their Euro. This welcome injection of business in the hospitality sector represents its biggest increase since the start of the credit crunch.

Benidorm beach

The NOSMO-KING CLUB NOSMO-KING club celebrates the Tenth anniversary of its formation this year by holding a Murder and Mystery evening with a three course meal at Restaurant La Rustika.

Former members are invited to come and join us in the celebration and new and non-members are always welcomed. The non-profit making club meets at La Rustika every Thursday mornings: doors open at

9.30am and the meeting commences at 11am. Except for the last Thursday of the month, on these Thursdays a coach trip is organised: membership is only 20€ per year. A quiz is organised once a month. Guest speakers talk on taxes, pensions, wills and general financial advice, with many of the

members talking about their working lives. The NOSMO-KING club has a large membership of all ages: come along and speak to the committee members and the club members. Contact Carol & Freddie: 637 211 528 & 661 126 359 for more information about the club, other celebrations and coach trips.

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“The wheel and only the wheel” by Jan Gamm IN A campaign launched in Spain this week the Director General of Traffic has called for drivers to concentrate on the wheel and beware of distractions in an effort to reduce the number of accidents caused by in-vehicle activities that draw the driver’s attention away from the road ahead. The message being broadcast is: “The Wheel and Only The Wheel,” following an alarming 1,458 accidents caused last year (four per day) by driver distraction, mostly vehicles going off the road or colliding with the vehicle in front as a result of talking on a mobile; eating; drinking; lighting cigarettes; applying make-up or combing hair or trying to communicate with rear seat passengers such as unruly children while driving. More worrying is that driver distraction is attrib-

Warning to the public from HELP

uted to the deaths of 266 road accident victims in 2010. MOBILES

The most common distraction is the mobile phone and the police often find drivers of sophisticated sports cars equipped with the latest handsfree technology still prefer to ‘chat and drive’ while holding the phone: one hand on the wheel and a cursory eye on the road. And many drivers are prone to neglecting the road ahead due to fiddling with a music system, trying to change CDs or unravelling the cord for a headset or earplugs. Whatever the distraction, civil guard patrols and police have been instructed to be particularly vigilant and on the look-out, with heavy fines for offenders. Distraction

HELP has received a letter from one of its members saying visitors had called claiming to be HELP representatives and asking to be let in to talk to the person. HELP would like to confirm that HELP representatives do not make house calls unless a specific request and arrangement has been made. A HELP welfare officer carries out home visits to assess requirements and offer advice and information; this officer and all other HELP volunteers carry identity badges and you should ask to see this before letting anyone into your home. For further information please contact the office: Tel 966 723 733. R Garland Secretary Association: HELP Vega Baja.

Kids tour new Sports Centre

CHILDREN FROM the local Playas de Orihuela primary school recently toured the new Municipal Sports Centre (CDM). The head of the Physical Education Department at the school contacted the centre’s director, Antonio Garcia Molino Canovas, in February to request a visit for the children from the school. More than 200 pupils from the first to the sixth year of the primary school, visited the sports facility and received a tour of the centre Children that included its football pitch; outside three padel courts; two tennis Municipal courts; two multisports courts and Sports an indoor heated swimming pool. Centre

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The Marina Alta ‘Mini’ Olympics in Denia by Patricia Thompson

Medal’s podium

Police plan for schools to educate about road safety SCHOOLS WILL use theatre as a way of teaching children about road safety. The local police in Dénia have come up with a plan for infant and secondary school children to learn about the importance of road signs and road safety through plays. The aim will be to transmit the message about how traffic accidents can affect families and to show how drivers put themselves at risk.

Driver causes fatal accident in kamikaze stunt

A HEAD-ON collision on the A-31 motorway near Alicante resulted in one driver dying at the scene last week. The accident was caused by a 51-year-old French man who was driving the wrong way up the carriageway. The French man survived and was taken away by police. The driver of the other car, a 63-year-old Spanish man, died. Police have not yet revealed if the French man had been drinking.

THE MINI Olympics attracted huge crowds to the Calle La Via sports ground in Denia this week, as 1,300 children born between 1997 and 2000 took part in a competitive programme of athletics and other sports over a three day event. The Mini Olympics programme began in the last week of March as the children ran with their Olympic torch through the streets to light the Olympic flame at the sports ground, followed by a brief reception where copious amounts of chocolate were served. The events included swimming, gymnastics, athletics, ping pong and football. Organisers commented on the excellent motivation and standard of conduct of the children throughout, remarking that they behaved in every way as “…professional athletes.”

The torch is run through the streets of Denia

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The Wordplay ‘open mic’ writing competition by Patricia Thompson WITH THE upcoming publication of WordPlay’s first annual anthology, the WordPlay Showcase, it has become apparent how successful the group has been at achieving its aim of encouraging writers to write and then ‘getting them read’. A central part of this success has been the monthly writing competition for its members. WordPlay is now extending this competition beyond its membership, giving writers across the Costa Blanca the opportunity to participate in its revised competition format. To this end, the revised competition will be centered on the successful WordPlay supported Open Mic Nights regularly held at Chadwick’s in Villamartin. WordPlay will be sponsoring prizes, as well as publishing winning entries in its monthly on line magazine and WordPlay Showcase. The Open Mic Evenings at Chadwick’s will now include a middle section devoted to this competition, whilst retaining its popular appeal to all writers, whether competitors or not. The success of The Open Mic Evenings has been purely down to the participants who have excelled. This success we want to emulate time and time again. The evening will kick off and end with our usual ‘open mic’ sessions, with the competitors taking the middle section. Entrants to the competition will need to submit their work via email one week before the date of the event. The competition section will be themed, and affords opportunities to both poets and prose writers. Additionally the prose and poetry could be in script form and be performed as a sketch on the

Michael Barton entertains with his comedy poetry

night. There will be three rounds, each with prizes awarded on the night by a panel of judges, and the winners will be invited to write and perform at the grand final. The overall winners will be announced and receive their respective trophy at the WordPlay Annual Awards Dinner in January. Themes for the prose, poetry, and script competitions will be the same, with a maximum performance time of three minutes. Poetry entries should be no more than 40 lines, and prose a maximum of 500 words. Whilst writers may enter each category, only one entry per category per writer will be accepted per round. The three rounds, grand final and respective themes are as follows: Tuesday 10th May Summer’s Here Tuesday 5th July Going Home

Tuesday 13th September War Tuesday 8th November Grand Final: Open Theme Entry is free, but all entries must be sent to wordplaycompetitions@mail.com as an attachment (.doc or .docx file in Times New Roman, 12 point font, double line spaced), at latest seven days before the respective competition night. All entrants indemnify that their work is original and previously unpublished. Whilst WordPlay reserves the right to publish winning pieces in its publications for a period of twelve months, all copyright shall remain with the author. For any further information, please contact WordPlay via email at wordplayenquiries@mail.com

Free Padel courses attract young and old LAST WEEK saw the conclusion of the free padel courses held during the month of March at the new Municipal Sports Centre (CDM) in Playa Flamenca on the Orihuela Coast. The courses were fully booked and occupied by coastal residents of many nationalities including British, German, Swedish and Dutch. The ages of those on the course ranged from 25 years to 75 years of age and all were keen to learn how to play the popular Spanish sport. The courses took place on the three padel courts located at the sports centre, officially opened in November. The centre also supplied all the equipment free of charge. Almost all who attended the courses said that they enjoyed learning and would continue to play the sport, with some already booking the courts for future use. For more information about the facilities and classes at the CDM in Orihuela Costa, visit www.cdmorihuelacosta.com or call 96 550 3915.

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Daffs and old dears DAFFS...

Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

This week a long forgotten smell has returned here in Blighty: freshly cut grass. It’s a smell that’s sublime and one that zaps you right back to childhood. Yep, the local council parks and gardens boys have been out and about, busy with their tractors, strimmers and hover-mowers giving the lawns of the land their first cut of the year (it even inspired me to get my old Qualcast out for a bit of a spin). And I’m pleased to report that they’ve taken great care to cut around and not wipe out this year’s bumper daffodil crop. I don’t know about you but I think daffodils are possibly the best flowers, they mark the end of winter and the promise of summer to come: they cast a calm yellow sunshine glow across the land. As old Billy Wordsworth said way back in 1805: I WANDER’D lonely as a cloud That floats on high o’er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of golden daffodils; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze. This year they’re more like an invading army than a crowd; there are thousands of them and they’re literally everywhere. Serried ranks adorn the roadside and roundabouts, while mercenary groups of undisciplined daffodils have taken up positions in dappled glades and on grassy mounds. Even in the most isolated places you can spy single daffs or little random groupings. Ubiquitous would be a reasonable description of this year’s daffs. I cannot remember a time when there have been quite so many. It is truly glorious. And they seemed to have greater longevity than usual; many have been out for a month and still seem to be in fine fettle with no appearance of decay at all. If I could’ve had daffodils back in Albir, I do think life would have been complete.

Did you know that the name Daffodil is derived from the earlier Affodell? No, me neither but as my editor mate Martyn tells me it’s apparently a variant of Asphodel. The introduction of the ‘d’ remains unknown although; it is thought that a probable source is “an etymological merging from the Dutch article de, as in ‘de affodil’.” Phew, I’m glad we’ve got that sorted out. Anyway, they are a pleasure to behold. ...AND OLD DEARS Another invasion taking place here in the Midlands but unlike the daffs, it’s not quite as nice. The invasion occurs on the early morning buses. For some deranged reason Warwickshire and Staffordshire County Councils have extended their free travel concession. Last week, free travel for the seniors started after nine thirty and, quite obviously, after the early morning rush of workers, students and school children. This week as I tried to board my bus into Tamworth I ran into an army of grannies. There was nowhere to move due to the endless array of two-wheeled and quad-wheel shopping trolleys that filled all available space and my fellow workers spent an unhappy twenty minutes crammed into the bus on our way to work. Mum’s with prams were left red faced and behind as the fullup bus roared by. It was Friday 1st April and I asked the driver what was going on. Driver Ted (that really was his name) said, “It’s Staffordshire bloody council’s idea of an April fool’s joke.” He told me that before 1st April all the seniors boarded after the nine thirty watershed and “it all worked fine, but now look…” He said it was a free for all. One of the grannies remarked that normally she has to pay £7 to arrive on this particular bus but now that money saved would be spent on eating out. “I’m gonna have brekkie…” she laughed with glee. Driver Ted grimaced, “It’s us council tax payers and the bus company that’ll be buying that brekkie.” She just eyed him coldly. Now look, okay fair enough the ENTCS (English

national travel concession scheme) is not a bad idea, in fact I’m hoping to join it in the not-too-distant future but surely it’s not too much to ask that councils make the concession after us poor wage-slaves have got to work, is it? As Driver Ted said: “What are the odds that this scheme will be cancelled when it gets to my turn to join?” Hmmm, I’ll let you know in about four years Ted. Meanwhile, I need to be off for a relaxing stroll amongst the daffodils. Toodle pip, folks. Watts in Warwickshire, dodging the shopping trolleys…

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by Jan Gamm THE SPANISH Supreme Court is this week considering the release of Miguel Montes Francisco Neira, the ‘oldest common prisoner’ in Spain, behind bars since 1976 despite not having committed any violent crime. His sentence has been accumulated over time for a series of offences linked to his attempts to escape custody; the last occasion in 2009 when he was attending his mother’s funeral in his native Granada. Neira is now 60-years-old and his lawyer is pressing for his release due to his age and the fact that he is not violent, therefore representing no risk to society ‘on the outside’. The court is hesitating, however, fearing that Neira’s release would represent ‘a precedent’, presumably for other prisoners in

jail for 35 years for a non-violent crime. SERIAL OFFENDER On the other hand, a man considered by National Police to be a ‘serial offender’, a drug addict residing in Elda, has been arrested on 16 occasions in the last three months for 24 burglaries and thefts yet to date has not received a custodial sentence as his crimes are considered ‘not to be of a violent nature’, despite recently robbing a petrol station in El Guirney at gunpoint. The 40-year-old addict commits robbery to support his heroin daily dose. Although he has been held in police custody on a number of occasions the courts have so far deemed to allow him his freedom to continue perpetrating burglary and theft.

Paraglider rescued after four hours hanging from sheer rock face EMERGENCY SERVICES rescued a 30-year-old Spanish woman who crashed into a rock face on the Peñon de Ifach in Calpe last weekend. A gust of wind sent the woman off course and she ended up hanging from the rock, 200 metres above ground, unable to move up or down. Her husband attempted to climb down the cliff to save her, but also became stuck and needed rescuing. Neither of the pair was injured.

Madrid murderer sends picture via webcam

By Jan Gamm ON MONDAY police in Madrid arrested a man alleged to have murdered his wife by strangling her. The man then sent photographs of his wife’s body to her parents in Romania, via webcam. After receiving the pictures, the victim’s distraught father contacted the Romanian police, resulting in the Spanish police attending the scene and making an arrest later that day.

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A little bit of honour THE BIG news across Spain this week has to be the announcement from Prime Minister Zapatero that he will not be standing for re-election in 2012. Having come to power in April 2004, following the tragic Madrid Train bombings in April 2004, he apparently always said (albeit to himself it seems) that two terms would be enough. It is hard to believe him, primarily because of the symmetry of his time in power: elected because of events outside of his control, not just the actual bombings but the subsequent claims by the PP that they had evidence implicating ETA, and of course the ‘crisis’ and ongoing economic meltdown that has effected Spain more than most in Europe. At the same time I find it hard not to have a little sympathy for him, and it has to be said a little respect. Neither of the events that would effectively frame his leadership was of his doing or within his control, and although with hindsight Spain could have been better prepared for the recession and its effects, that is a criticism that the whole country has to put its hands up to. It must have been particularly hard for a Socialist leader to take the decisions on reforms and austerity cuts, and while it is probably true that the phrase “too little and too late” can be applied, again the inherent greed that defines Spain’s last decade pre the crisis can’t be laid at one man’s door. Comparing Zapatero to the disaster of Gordon Brown’s last weeks and months in power (think back to the televised

debates amongst the leaders if you have a strong enough stomach) I have to say that Zapatero has done the honourable thing, and should be applauded for it, especially in a country with so much corruption and dishonour amongst its politicians. The other two stories that caught the eye this week involved numbers, specifically the increase in levels of unemployment in Spain, and the increase in people living in Spain, which surely isn’t a coincidence! Unemployment in Spain increased by 34,406 during March: this took the total number of people out of work to 4,333,669. It was reported by the Ministry for Employment that nearly a third of the newly unemployed are looking for their first job, which does not bode well for the medium term recovery of Spain as I suspect that the sooner businesses in Spain inject new blood into their workforce the better. No surprises that although there were increases in the numbers of both men and women out of work, once again it was the services sector which led to loss in jobs, followed by agriculture, industry and construction. The new census for Spain shows that the number of residents listed on the Padron at their local town hall has reached 47,150,819; an overall increase of 130,000 over the year. What was interesting was that the number of Spanish residents increased by 146,855 while the number of non-EU foreign residents was down 59,386 to 3.3 million, with the Moroccans,

Zapatero not standing for re-election next year

Ecuadorians and the Colombians the most numerous nonEU residents. Further evidence of one of the key problems restricting Spain’s recovery from the crisis: expats with cash returning to the UK while the ‘illegal’ work force that Spain so shamelessly exploited throughout the boom days are stuck here with no work, and no means of returning home. Chris runs an expat blog about life in Spain (www.almerimarlife.com) and is a regular contributor to a number of publications and radio stations in Spain, as well as writing a monthly column for the Daily Telegraph Expat site and is a Daily Telegraph guest blogger. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, four cats, two Harleys and more often than not a glass of red.

His column in the RTN is sponsored by Central Contracts (www.centralcontracts.com) a leading car leasing company supplying cars and vans to business users and private individuals. See also http://almerimarlife.com/expat-technology-blog

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Last’s week’s questions Last week covered a wide and interesting range of words and ideas, without a single mention of verb tenses or the differences between “ser” and “estar”. They are all based on articles 70 to 79 as found on my website. Here are the answers:

Spanish Prepositions lessons by 1. It’s near the door. Está cerca de la puerta.

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2. The cat is under the table. El gato está debajo de la mesa. 3. I live next door to the chemist. Vivo al lado de la farmacia. 4. The museum is opposite the town hall. El museo está enfrente del ayuntamiento. 5. I’ll call you before the appointment. Te llamaré (te llamo) antes de la cita. 6. He has a cup of coffee after running. Toma un café después de correr. 7. The shop opens at about nine o´clock. La tienda abre sobre las nueve. 8. We live between Torrevieja and San Miguel. Vivimos entre Torrevieja y San Miguel. (2 points per sentence – maximum 16 points)

Possessive adjectives and pronouns

1. My book, my books, my chair, my chairs. Mi libro, mis libros, mi silla, mis sillas. 2. Your son, your children, your house, your houses. Tu hijo, tus hijos, tu casa tus casas. 3. His girlfriend, her cars, her boyfriend, his shirts. Su novia, sus coches, su novio, sus camisas. 4. Our family, our dog, our holidays, our granddaughters. Nuestra familia, nuestro perro, nuestras vacaciones, nuestras nietas. 5. Your (plural) newspaper, your window, your pencils, your magazines. Vuestro periodico, vuestra ventana, vuestros lápices, vuestras revistas. 6. Their garden, their bed, their balconies, their pets. Su jardín, su cama, sus balcones, sus mascotas. 7. The computer is ours, the papers are mine. El ordenador es nuestro, los papeles son míos. 8. Whose are these? Whose is that? ¿De quién son estos? ¿De quién es eso? (2 points per question – maximum 16 points) 1. “¿Para qué estás haciendo eso?” What are you doing that for? 2. “¿Adónde vas de vacaciones?” Where are you going on holiday? 3. “¿En qué trabajas?” What’s your job? (In what do you work?) 4. ¿En qué aula estamos hoy? What classroom are we in today?

5. ¿De dónde eres?” Where are you from? 6. “¿Durante cuánto tiempo hay que cocinarlo? How long do you have to cook it for? (2 points per sentence – máximum 12 points)

Now for some fun vocabulary:

1. If “gustar” means “to please”, what does “desgustar” mean? To displease, to upset 2. If “obedecer” means “to obey, how do we say “disobey”? desobedecer 3. If “desaparecer” means to “disappear” how do we say “to appear”? aparecer 4. If “enfadado” is “angry”, what kind of person is “desenfadado”? “easy-going” “cool” 5. If “desesperar” means to “despair”, what can “esperar” mean? To hope 6. If “vivir” is “to live”, what is “convivir”? “to live with” “to live together” 7. If “decir” is to say, what is “contradecir”? to contradict 8. How do you think we might say “to predict”? predecir (1 point each – total 8 points)

What do you think the following words mean, without looking them up? 1. Boquiabierto - open-mouthed 2. Nomeolvides – forget-me-not 3. Agridulce – bitter-sweet 4. Aguardiente – fire-water (1 point each – total 4 points)

Superlatives – saying things are “very, very …”

Supply the missing word, following the example. e.g. Fácil (easy) facilísimo (extremely easy, cinch) 1. Guapa (pretty) guapísima (stunning) 2. Gordo (fat) gordísimo (gross) 3. Delgada (thin) delgadísima (practically anorexic) 4. Muchas gracias (many thanks) muchísimas gracias (thank you ever so much) (1 point each – total 4 points)

And finally, where to these people come from?

1. El londinense - London 2. El cartagenero - Cartagena 3. El madrileño - Madrid 4. El ilicitano - Elche 5. El pinatarense – San Pedro del Pinatar 6. El cordobés - Córdoba (1 point each – total 6 points) Divide your score by two, multiply by three and add one point - the result will be your mark out of 100!

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Leaving out the logical by

Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

YOU’D THINK that down-to-earth practical arrangements like paying tax would entail a certain amount of logic wouldn’t you? For example, it seems logical that the country that you live in for most of the year should be the country where you pay your tax. But don’t be fooled, it doesn’t always follow.

Now, for question number 1 you should have answered Spain. If you put the UK then you didn’t read our article last week! Only some civil service pensions are deducted at source in the UK. After all, you live in Spain and the services you use are in Spain, so Spain it is.

Try this little quiz and you’ll see what I mean:

For question number 2 you should have ticked the UK. Again, it’s logical. You live in the UK you use their services and any income you have is taxed there too. Now for the trick question: if you ticked the UK for question number 3 then you have chosen the logical, but the wrong answer. The answer should be, Spain. You might have to declare your rental income to the UK tax man, but you actually pay the tax on it in Spain every three months.

Where do you pay your tax?

Spain

1. On your UK state pension if you live in Spain 2. On interest earned from your saving accounts if you live in the UK 3. On rental income on a house in Spain if you live in the UK

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Portugal on the cusp of a bail out - does it matter? by

Stephen Ward & Robert Burns THE PRESSURE on Portugal to seek a financial bailout from the EU has been building for months. Despite the continuing protestations a bailout is now imminent. This is clear from the yield that can be achieved by purchasing government debt issued by Portugal. The way it works is that as the yield rises then the capital value of the debt falls. The naive investor could conclude that a rising yield as set out in the chart below is really good news whereas the precise opposite is the case. Imagine you bought £100 worth of this financial instrument in May 2010. Your income yield would be 4% - therefore £4 p.a. This you continue to enjoy. But were you to sell this instrument today you would receive only £47.50. The yield for a new investor committing £100 has more than doubled, but for the hapless individual who invested just under a year ago their capital investment has more than halved. The market is saying that Portuguese debt is worth a yield of over 8.5% because there is a pretty good chance that Portugal will default on its obligations and that the value of the instrument may as a consequence fall to zero How does this affect me you may well say?

Well what about every time you see an advertisement in this and other newspapers suggesting that you can make an investment with a whopping yield. What you are not told is that the rate of interest or yield that you are being offered on an investment is indicative of the risk that it presents. The higher the yield then in general terms the higher is the risk to your capital. Some investments that promise a high yield do so not necessarily because they are risky per se, but because they are relatively illiquid. So long as investors generally do not seek to get their capital back then no problem will arise. Attractive yields of the type referred are for example offered in funds that invest in assets like student accommodation, or (astonishingly) teak forests. And very well they might do - until that is some economic event occurs or a scare story

is published that causes what might be a relatively small number of investors to run for the exits. Then the fund manager faced with the possibility of having to sell an illiquid asset has to defend the fund by reducing the price or even suspending it. So everybody suffers. If you fancy buying government-backed Portuguese debt and learning 8.5% per annum, then good luck to you. On the other hand in relation to this and products offering a similar return, be prepared for the possibility of losing your shirt. Please contact us for information on how we can help you with your existing investments or to review and structure your funds to help meet your longer term retirement goals. E-mail info@prempensions.com or see http://www.prempensions.com and http://www.qrops.es

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Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors

WE ARE selling our property in Valencia for a very low price and we have been advised that we may have problems with the tax man who might consider that we are selling it for more money but not declaring it on the Deed, or that the real market value is higher. Is this correct? Dear reader: it is perfectly legal for the buyer and seller to agree on the selling price provided it is a legal transaction and not an attempt to avoid creditors or taxes. However the tax man in Spain takes a different view and this issue is of very real

importance in a falling property market. It needs to be remembered that the transfer tax 7% must be paid according with the highest value of these three: Cadastral value, Market value or price agreed by vendor and purchaser. The purchaser is more likely to be caught out than the seller, however, and unsurprisingly the tax man will always go for the purchaser as they will be the owner of an asset, i.e. the newly purchased house, against which they can place a charge if necessary; and mainly because the purchaser is the person liable for the Transfer Tax in Spain. Almost every property will have a cadastral value (valor catastral) which is similar to the rateable value in the UK. Typically the property’s cadastral value will be very far out of date unless it has been recently reassessed. The figure can often be found on the most recent IBI receipt. When purchasing a property (also

when inheriting, or in a dissolution of joint ownership etc) it is very important to check that the declared price, i.e. the figure inserted into the Deed (escritura), is acceptable to the tax authorities by reference to the cadastral value. A scale of multipliers exists which enables a purchaser to determine the minimum value that the tax authorities will accept. A simple example of how this might work in practice is as follows: the buyer agrees to purchase a property for €150k. The deed is signed before the Notary and the seller receives payment in full. Six weeks following the sale, a notification is received by the purchaser demanding that additional transfer tax is paid due to the fact that the cadastral value, when multiplied by the relevant coefficient, produces an acceptable figure of €215k. The tax on the additional €65k must be paid by the purchaser, an unexpected 7% tax, plus interests, etc, that the purchaser

had not budgeted for. Although this decision from tax authorities could be appealed, normally with good chances of success, it will always be better to avoid this situation when possible. Where the price of a property has fallen faster than the evaluation made by the authorities it makes good sense to obtain a professional valuation prior to purchase as this may assist in seeking to persuade the tax man that their figures are out of date. It may be the case that a property is in a state of disrepair which explains the low purchase price. In this case it may well pay to take photographs which can be used to justify the price paid. If this is your case of the case of someone you know please do not hesitate to contact us. The information provided on this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.

Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) © White & Baos Abogados 2011 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

Villa owner creates illegal concrete path on protected land POLICE VISITED a coastal property last week to inform the owner that the concrete path being carved from the property to the coast was illegal. However, most of the work had already been completed. The path scars the protected landscape in Gra-

nadella park in Jávea by giving access from the villa to the coast. The authorities also say that the land through which the path travels is public land and it is also therefore illegal to usurp that area. The authorities are studying the case.

Alicante’s PP leader in hot water over rubbish collection deal THE PP provincial leader in Alicante, José Joaquín Ripoll, is accused of bribery, influence peddling, revealing secrets, fraud and carrying on business prohibited to civil servants. Investigations show that Ripoll received €1.3 million around the time he agreed that a local businessman, Enrique Ortiz, should win the tender for rubbish collection in the Vega Baja area. Reports say that there is no legitimate evidence to justify where the money came from.

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Difficulties when partnerships go wrong I HAVE been in contact with several people lately who have set up business partnerships in Spain with by their best friend, spouse or long term colleague. At first, the business goes swimmingly Agencia de Cobros well, both business partners are happy Directos with the results, and they are confident that they are working towards the same goal. However, it can all go horribly wrong when one partner decides they want to move on. This can happen for various reasons: perhaps one partner wants to expand the business, but the other is content to coast along, or some personal friction starts to cause animosity and a bad working atmosphere.

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WHATEVER THE REASON, WHAT CAN BE DONE? There are two possibilities: • The partner wishing to leave signs his 50% over to the remaining partner and walks away with nothing, leaving behind him all the benefits and value that he created in the business. • Or the business is professionally valued: partner ‘A’ buys out partner ‘B’ for 50% of the agreed value. This agreed valuation can cause its own problems ....while both partners may have been living off some ‘black money’ and only

putting through the books sufficient to cover costs, a valuation will only consider the ‘white’ declared turnover, and therefore the company could be valued at substantially less than its true value. Arguing about the true value will likely destroy any remaining relationship that exists. In the worst case, a married couple jointly running a business are initially advised to put all their assets in the company name. Then the marriage breaks down and the unravelling of assets starts....who should live in the marital home, if it is owned by the business? What about their cars? A married person could find not just their personal relationship ending, but also their income and home disappearing. So how do you avoid such situations? The easy answer is never do business with a partner: always own 100% of your business yourself. But that is not always practical, people need money to start up a business and it always seems like a good idea to join finances and enthusiasm. If you decide to start a joint partnership, get the ground rules ironed out from day one. It is easy to agree how to start, but also consider how you would close down the business, or sell your share. If you put all your car costs, home

Things can go horribly wrong when one partner decides they want to move on

insurance and other expenses through the business, how will this impact the value? Can black money be considered in the business valuation? Black money is, of course, illegal, so get used to the fact that you cannot benefit illegally on the one hand, but want it to be legally recognised in a valuation at some future date. It is best (for obvious reasons) to declare all income from day one, and keep

personal and business expenditure strictly separate. And finally...whether you are working in a partnership or just for yourself, keep good financial records. Do not be tempted to dip into the till without noting what you have paid out, and what for. That is the road to ruin, and I have seen several viable companies fail due to lack of attention to basic bookkeeping and profit/loss analysis.

Contact us on 966 888 987, or email us at info@cobrosdirectos.com and we will be pleased to discuss any aspect of our service. See our website www.cobrosdirectos.com for further information on our services.

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All change - new rules for divorce in England by

Michael Olmer Solicitor, Link Point Legal and Business Services

ON 6TH APRIL a new unified code of rules comes into force that will affect all types of matrimonial proceedings in England and Wales, and will cover the issue of Divorce Proceedings, all financial aspects of a divorce, residence and maintenance of children, and adoption proceedings. A major change is that the new rules now impose a requirement for parties beginning divorce proceedings to use, or at least attempt to use, mediation to try and reach an amicable settlement, before resorting to formal proceedings in Court. Although the new rules run to more than 300 pages, so far as possible they have been written using plain language. For the layman the most obvious change will be in the phrases which you are used to hearing or using. For example, • ‘Decrees of divorce’ or ‘dissolution orders’ (civil partnership) become ‘matrimonial orders’ or ‘civil partnership orders’. • ‘Ancillary relief’ becomes an application for a ‘financial order’. • You will make an ‘application’ for divorce rather than file a ‘petition’. If you are already involved in Divorce Proceedings in England and Wales you do not have to start all over again when the new rules come into force. The new rules relate to the procedure and not the basic law of divorce, which still provide that a British divorce must be based on the irretrievable breakdown of marriage evidenced by one or more of the following five facts:

• Adultery • Unreasonable behavior • Desertion • That you have been separated for at least 2 years and have agreed to divorce • That you have been separated for at least 5 years in which case you do not need the agreement of your spouse. (Unlike a Spanish divorce which does not have to be based on conduct or fault of any kind). The introduction of these new, simplified rules may make it more attractive than ever for expats to use the English Courts if they are in the unfortunate position of deciding that the time has come to end their marriage. You may be able to apply for a Divorce in England and Wales even if you have lived in Spain for many years but there are some technical factors which you must consider. The crucial factor is where you are ‘domiciled’. Domicile is a separate concept from Residence or Nationality, and in essence it is the place with which you have the deepest roots and ‘legal connection’. In law everyone has a domicile, but only one at any given time. Everyone has a ‘Domicile of Origin’ which is normally the country of their birth. This may change if you change your domicile. The usual ways of changing to a ‘Domicile of Choice’ are: • Taking out foreign citizenship or naturalisation, or • Marriage to a foreigner and cutting all links to your family in your country of birth, or • Fleeing from your home country and becoming a refugee, or

• Severing all connections with your home country and having the intention to remain in your new chosen country for the rest of your days, or • At the end of your days, intending to be buried in your new chosen country To be able to use the English Courts for your divorce you may have to show that you are still domiciled in England and Wales. This does not necessarily mean that you need to have an address in England or Wales. If you have family or other connections with England and Wales, including bank accounts, property, or even membership of clubs, societies, or a church or synagogue, or intend to return there at some distant time in the future then in most circumstances anyone originally from England or Wales can use the courts there, on the basis that they are ‘domiciled’ in England and Wales. Scotland and Northern Ireland have different legal systems and if you intend to divorce in either of those places then you need to take advice from lawyers qualified there. Even though your divorce proceedings are conducted in England and Wales under the Brussels Convention of 1998 on Jurisdiction and the Recognition and Enforcement of Judgements in Matrimonial Matters, (known as ‘Brussels II’) the English court can make orders to deal with your property and other issues arising out of the divorce which will be recognised and enforceable in Spain. Divorce is always complex and can be traumatic. At Linkpoint our qualified English and Spanish Lawyers are available to advise you on the best options for you and your family.

Calle Andromeda 24, 03581 Albir - Alfaz del Pí, Alicante. Email: client@linkpointlegal.com Web: www.linkpointlegal.com Tel: 96 626 0500 Fax: 96 686 52 77

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Are estate agents really worth it?

By Guest Writer Michael Rushe of Javea Estates, estate agents The question which forms the title of this article is what is grammatically called a closed question. It can only be answered yes or no. But when it comes to estate agents the answer can be yes and no. In the book ‘Hitch-hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ estate agents along with marketing executives and phone sanitizers were ‘first against the wall when the revolution came’. In many popular surveys and polls the estate agent is invariably found languishing at the bottom of the list. In many people’s eyes leeches are more attractive. With such a bad press and an even worse reputation why is it that so many of these ‘pariahs’ are still around? The simple answer is how else would you sell your property? So, are estate agents a necessary evil? It is true that the practices and attitudes of some agents in the past have not done the profession here any favours. It seemed that all they did was to take the highest possible commissions for simply being in the right place and the right time, inflating prices and creaming off the profits on the hopes and dreams of thousands. Today it is different. With a depressed market, falling prices and choppy financial waters ahead, property sellers and buyers alike are in need of professional advice and support to achieve their goals and a good estate agent can provide both.

The paradox of the estate agent is that they don’t actually sell your property. A good estate agent realises that your property will sell when someone, who the agent has introduced, sees that you are not selling your home but their dream. A good estate agent has the knowledge and expertise to be able to advise the seller on price and how to present their property in the best possible light. A good estate agent has the skill to advertise your property effectively not only locally but to the widest global market. A good estate agent proactively seeks out buyers and gets the viewings because no one buys a property unless they’ve seen it first. A good estate agent is an expert in presenting your property, highlighting its features and benefits to the potential buyer. A good estate agent will hold your hand through a process that can be fraught with financial and emotional anxiety. A good estate agent advertises your property for sale better than anyone else can. A good estate agent is someone you can trust. In today’s highly competitive property market a good estate agent can be well worth it. All you have to do is to find one and that is a lot easier than you might think.

Property sellers and buyers alike are in need of professional advice and support to achieve their goals and a good estate agent can provide both

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The lawn story so far... YOU CAN grow a real green grass lawn in Spain if you choose the right type of grass! Most peoples’ experiences with real lawns in their garden in Spain start with the expense of purchasing turf or seed. After the initial euphoria, the drudge of watering becomes too much effort and (generally to the detriment of the lawn) the watering is reduced to a minimum. This inevitably means that the finer greener grasses die and the coarser grasses survive until the next watering. If you have chosen to lay turf, more than likely it is because you wanted an instant solution for a green lawn. Turf is not easily found here in Spain because its maintenance prior to sale is so high. Nobody wants to buy yellow or dead looking turf, so the grower has to constantly maintain its look with water and fertilizer until it is sold. When you lay your newly purchased turf lawn, this instant solution looks great but now immediately requires copious amounts of water EVERY DAY

to maintain its lush green look. After the initial period, the watering (whether an irrigation system is installed or not) is skimped on or reduced, and the lawn suffers. Basically things go from great to not so great and eventually a very patchy substandard lawn is the result. Because of the expense of water here in Spain, most people at this point either give up and put gravel down, or concrete the area. If you chose seed, then after daily attempts to keep the seed from drying out, the result (after the birds and the ants) is a disappointing, patchy solution that has resulted in disappointment. Then re-seeding to fill in the gaps is necessary. Our grass plugs are a great solution for a beautiful garden lawn in Spain. They are not cuttings but completely rooted pieces of lawn. The lawn begins modestly and cheaply with no failures: it’s NOT an instant solution; it’s like a good wine and gets better with time. The investment in your lawn can start from as little as 4€ per M2. After watering the

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grass plugs for the first three weeks after planting, you do not need to water again (extreme weather conditions permitting), thus eliminating the need for expensive irrigation systems. However, after the 3 - 4 week point you may want to continue watering until the grass plugs join up into an established lawn. This greatly speeds up the timescale and the results from your investment. Because of the deep roots, our grasses are drought resistant and thrive in hot, dry conditions. The lawn actually gets better with time. Once established, our grasses grow slowly and need less cutting. They

do not propagate easily from seed and therefore we propagate the grass for you, and once its established we then transplant into your lawn. You don’t need any more than this for a wonderful green lawn in less than one season, and it can be much less. For more information about grass plugs or if you have any questions about your lawn, we would be pleased to answer any questions free – see us on Google: ‘Lawns in Spain’ or http://www.lawnsinspain. com Contact:lawnsinspain@yahoo.com or phone 676 863 778.

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Starting to garden in Spain by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

CONGRATULATIONS ON purchasing a property in Spain with a garden, or more probably these days a patch of Spanish soil waiting to become a garden. In this article we highlight some of the most important first things to be done with an entirely new garden. EVALUATE THE QUALITY OF YOUR SOIL Most plants grow best in a fairly rich well draining soil and not in the unimproved heavy red clay soils full of rocks, very sandy soils full of stones or

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solid rock with a little top soil on top. Clay and sandy soils will need to be improved by adding copious amounts of composts and well rotted manures.

ONLY IMPROVE SOILS WHERE YOU NEED TO Improving poor soils is a time consuming, back breaking and expensive task if you don’t have a source of inexpensive compost nearby. So only improve soils where you will be planting things, whether individual trees, shrub beds or a vegetable plot. If you have inherited very shallow soil over bedrock it is wise to plant everything in raised beds or large containers. REDUCE THE RISK PROFILE OF THE GARDEN SITE Firstly, although most days in Spain are pleasantly warm and sunny we do get days or weeks of cold or scorching winds not liked by many plants. So start out by planting hedging shrubs and trees or building walls to be clad in climbing plants as wind breaks. Secondly, only plant low risk plants appropriate to your local climate until you have established a sheltered microclimate in the garden. Then you can plant the more vulnerable subtropical and tropical plants in the warmest and most sheltered corners. Our book Your Garden in Spain – From planning to planting and maintenance includes descriptions and photographs of some 400 of the most suitable plants for Spanish gardens.

Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books will be found to be useful for both experienced and new gardeners coming to Spain. The useful quartet of books can be obtained from bookshops or by email from the websites of Amazon, Santana Books, Bookworld and The Royal Horticultural Society. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com

GROW FRUIT AND VEGETABLES FROM DAY ONE Spain is a wonderful country in which to grow fruit and vegetables. So plant a few fruit trees and bushes and start a vegetable plot as early as possible. Your garden may take years to complete so ensure that you have healthy organically grown home produce to eat while you are progressing the rest of the garden. As explained in our books Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain and Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain, much can be grown in just one or two square metres. One thing you will be surprised by when you first arrive in Spain is that in many areas it is difficult to buy organic vegetables as most are exported to the UK and other northern European countries. RECOGNISE THAT WATER IS A VALUABLE RESOURCE We recommend that you plant up the less thirsty plants listed in our book. Naturally all new plants will need watering until they are established but they will put down important deep tap roots quicker if you water deep once or twice a week rather than shallowly twice a day. USE ERGONOMIC TOOLS You will soon find that a collection of Spanish short and long handled mattocks are less muscle straining than a full sized fork or spade and hand trowels and forks in Spanish soils. DON’T WORK IN THE MIDDAY SUN! Straw hats and siestas are essential to happy and

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healthy gardening in Spain. We hope that the above thoughts help you make a productive start with the development of an enviable Garden of Eden in Spain. Clodagh and dick’s books These very practical and useful books will be found in good bookshops and newsagents such as Bookworld, Carrefour and Humpty Dumpty. If not near one of these buy by mail order via the websites of Amazon, Angloinfo Spain and Santana Books, the publishers.

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Your UK TV questions answered WELCOME BACK to RTN’s regular features about the world of British TV here on the Costa Blanca. If YOU have a question about British TV you’d like answered, please feel free to contact us! Thanks for all your emails and calls; we’re glad to be able to help!

Bill Pole

ConeXionS TV Solutions, professional sales, service, support & advice

Firstly, a correction and apology: Thanks to Henry, who noted that a few months ago I listed Sky News HD as a free HD channel from Sky. This is incorrect – Sky News HD is only available as part of a paid HD package. Thanks for the heads-up, Henry! My neighbour has a small new HD satellite receiver which he bought locally, so that he could bring his card with him from the UK and get his full Sky package here in Spain – I thought Sky said that this is not possible? Sky viewing cards are electronically paired with a particular digibox at the time of activation by Sky. This ‘marries’ the card to a particular Sky box, meaning that the ‘premium’ channels (Sky Sports, Movies, and Special Subscriptions) are locked to the box they were paired to. However, cards for free-to-view channels such as Five, Fiver etc and paid family packs (Sky One, Living, Gold, etc) WILL transfer between boxes without problems, and without the need to call Sky. If YOU have a Sky subscription running in the UK, simply bring your card with you and insert it into your box here to receive all the family pack channels, subject to your dish size. You will still need a 1.9 – 2.4m dish for BBC and other ‘big dish’ channels including much of the Sky Movies package, depending on your location on the Costa Blanca. Sports and Movie channels will give a ‘This is the wrong card for this set-top box’ message when inserted into a box other than that to which the viewing card was originally paired. There is, however, a small selection of receivers which WILL take a Sky card, and WILL allow ALL paid channels (including Sports, Movies and HD) to be viewed, even though the box is not officially associated with the card in any way. A few years ago there was the Darkbox and the Manhattan. Now the Ferguson Ariva box takes their place. This is a non-Sky product, and therefore has no

support from Sky (what in Spain DOES?). Cheaper to buy and much smaller than a typical Sky HD box (think Nintendo Wii size), the Ferguson will accept a multitude of viewing cards, including all current Sky cards. The box software automatically updates its own software via the satellite, and allows viewing of your complete Sky package in a second location, e.g. Spain, without the need for a second Sky card or paid subscription. You simply insert your existing subscription card, and all your channels appear (subject to dish size). The box has HDMI and component outputs, as well as optical and scart (for non-HD TV owners). It even has a USB slot to which you can add a flash drive of your choice (USB memory stick), which will allow for direct recording and playback. The downside? Because it’s a generic box, with an open design allowing for a variety of setups and uses, it is not as easy to setup as a genuine Sky box. With Sky, all the channel numbers are loaded automatically when in use. Sky News, for example, is on 501 on ALL Sky boxes. Not so with the Ferguson, or other non-Sky receivers! You can set whatever channels to whatever slots that you choose, meaning that no two setups are the same. In addition, when Sky decide to add new channels, fiddle around with frequencies, etc the Ferguson box needs to be updated manually, whereas Sky boxes will update themselves with new channels automatically, as they become available on the EPG (electronic programme guide). As a second box in Spain to allow viewing from a single UK-based card, it’s a great, cheap and modern solution. However, as a main box, I’d still recommend a genuine Sky HD box for its ease of use, despite costing substantially more. Call

us for the latest info and prices. Ferguson Ariva 100e HD satellite receiver will accept Sky premium package cards.

Panasonic TU-DSB30 seems to be suffering from ‘remote lock-out syndrome’ again. Recently I’ve noticed that I’ve been called out to a series of jobs involving old Panasonic digiboxes – in particular their TU-DSB30 model. This is a box that was extremely popular around ten years ago, as it had by FAR the best tuner of its time, as well as a faster processor than many of its competitors. It was THE box to have in Spain back then... However, an inherent problem meant that after some time, this model tended to suffer from what I dub ‘remote lock-out syndrome’. This is when the box refuses to acknowledge any commands from the remote control or front panel, and the ‘Remote Command’ indicator light on the box (which normally flashes briefly to acknowledge a command from the remote control) is permanently on red. The only way to regain control of the box is to disconnect it from the power supply, and reboot it manually. This happened a LOT around 2005, and many boxes were replaced with the new box of the time, the off-white Pace 2600, shortly followed by the Pace DS430N which looked identical. It seems that the Panasonic boxes that survived the spate of problems in 2005 might be starting to have repeat issues. Please let me know if this is happening to YOU, so that I can try to discover how widespread the problem is. By spreading the news, we all help to help each other... Until next time!

Bill Pole owns and runs the successful business, ‘ConeXionS Digital Satellite Solutions’ (based in Javea). Originally established in 1988, it is one of the longest-running and best known satellite TV names on the northern Costa Blanca, surviving through success, customer loyalty and recommendation. Find out why clients rate them #1 for installation, service, after-sales and pricing! Phone (+34) 660 638 975 or visit www.conexions-javea.com for the latest news, info and special offers: legal & licensed, and the best value for MILES around!

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Computing with aunty virus

upgrading to Windows 7 Is this a serious problem? Roger via enetcomputers.net SHOULD I upgrade to Windows7? I have an HP dv6910 laptop and I am fed up with all the problems Vista is causing. I have heard so many different opinions and I really need some advice. Aunty says: Yes you should Roger, but the first thing you need to do is find out whether your laptop can cope with Win7. There are a number of prerequisites and some are easily fixable and some are not. I did a quick check with your HP laptop and unfortunately HP has decided not to release the necessary software for your computer. I will try and explain some of this without too much technical jargon: Windows 7 needs a certain amount of memory (RAM), hard disk space and processor speed (CPU) to install and run properly, but it also requires that all the other components inside your computer (such as video and sound card) have what are known as ‘drivers’ that work with Win7. Most of the time memory, CPU and hard disk can be fairly easily upgraded, but if the software drivers have not been released by HP (or Microsoft) then you will run into severe problems.

There is a Windows 7 Compatibility program on the front page of www.enetcomputers. net that will give you a brief summary of what will or will not work, and if any of you are not sure what to do next then you are welcome to save and email me the results and I will have a look. As far as upgrading goes, I would strongly recommend a complete fresh install of Win7 which will mean backing up all your personal documents and pictures to a USB stick or external drive and installing Windows 7 on to a freshly formatted C: drive. You will need to then reinstall all programs/ applications making sure you get the Win7 versions.

Are they compatible?

Ray via email asks: HELLO AUNTY, I am running Microsoft Security Essentials and Avast free version. Are they compatible in your opinion? So far I have not had any obvious problems. Aunty Says: They are both good Ray but you mustn’t have two antivirus programs. Also you should really install at least one antispyware program to work along side your antivirus program, and either SuperAntiSpyware or Malwarebytes (or both) will do the job nicely.

Colin via email asks: I HAVE Windows 7 and a Windows Live photo icon has appeared in my Pictures folder. When I click on this it, it displays “error code 0x8000000a” and doesn’t open. If I try to delete it I get the message that the picture is no longer in the folder and asks me to detect its location. I have run Ccleaner and Norton antivirus as well as SuperAntiSpyware. I simply can’t get rid of the icon. Could this be a serious problem? Aunty Says: I don’t think this is too serious Colin, and you may find starting Widows in ‘safe mode’ will let you delete the icon. Tap the F8 key before Windows starts and choose the ‘safe mode’ option. Click the ‘yes’ button and try and delete the offending icon.

Installing software William via email asks: I HAVE a problem with my laptop running Windows 7. When I try to install any software or to uninstall any program already installed, I get a message come up saying “Another installation is already in progress: complete that installation before proceeding with this install.” In fact I have no installation in progress. I have been trying for a week now to find answers in help programs etc. without success. I am an 81-yearold silver surfer and not very technically-minded. Can you please help? Aunty Says: Hello William. This unfortunately could be a number of things with a varying degree of severity. The first and easiest thing to check is that all of your antivirus and antispyware programs are up to date and that a full scan has been

done. Also run Ccleaner to clear out and unwanted rubbish. If this doesn’t resolve the problem then you may need to manually stop the Windows Installer program. You can do this by clicking on the start button (big blue Windows logo in the bottom left corner) and type services. msc. This will bring up a window and a list of all the services currently running on your computer. If you scroll down the list until you see the ‘Windows Installer’ entry and double click it. You should now see a ‘stop’ button which will manually stop the installer. Let me know how you get on.

That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out

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GADGET INSPECTOR

the case of The Omron M10-IT Blood Pressure Monitor THIS WEEK the Inspector is under pressure with the Omron M10-IT Blood Pressure Monitor. “So it is just for taking blood pressure… why bother?” I hear you say. Well, this particular little marvel is as vital as your daily dose of ‘Shredded Wotsits’ for monitoring the performance of your most vital of organs – particularly with the 21st Century obsession with anything health related. The Omron M10-IT Intellisense Upper Arm Blood Pressure Monitor (to give it the Full Monty), is a fully automatic blood pressure and pulse rate monitor. The device uses Omron’s patented ‘IntelliSense’ technology to ensure accurate and clinically proven readings. The Omron M10-IT also features the innovative ‘Comfit Cuff’, which is a preformed dual sized comfort cuff (22-42cm) for medium to large arms. An absolute doddle to put on: within seconds you will be ready to take a reading. Not only will the device take your blood pressure reading but also your pulse rate, and can monitor for an irregular heartbeat – that is a heartbeat rhythm that varies by more than 25% from the average measurement while the unit is taking the

pressure reading. If this occurs the unit informs you. Within seconds your blood pressure and pulse rate will be displayed on the large LCD display panel. The unit can take and store up to 84 time-stamped readings for two individual users – averaging the results for morning and evening. There is also an Auto mode where the unit can take 3 consecutive measurements at a specified interval in one sitting. The Omron M10-IT also comes with PC connectivity via the supplied USB cable and Health Management Software. This allows full monitoring over time via the handy display graphs and availability of averaging functions. There is also the facility to printout or create results files that can be given to your doctor. Power is supplied by four AA batteries (good for approximately 1400 readings), or the optional AC adaptor. The Inspector´s Verdict: The Omron M10-IT Blood Pressure Monitor is a ‘must-have’ for the health conscious amongst us – whether for those of more tender years monitoring fitness, or of a more senior disposition for keeping an eye on their vitals. There is the added bonus of the device being clinically validated by the International

Protocol British Hypertension Society and recommended by the Food and Drug Administration in the USA for the detection of morning hypertension - the biggest risk factor for stroke and heart attacks – peace of mind indeed! But do remember, this device is not

supposed to replace the advice of a medical professional – only to provide home monitoring – if in doubt speak to your doctor. The Omron M10-IT Blood Pressure Monitor costs around €38, with a one year manufacturer’s warranty.

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The importance of regular dental checks FEW PEOPLE could honestly say they like going to the dentist. In fact, most of us view impending visits with trepidation, or even fear. So, you may be surprised to learn that there is an easy way to make visits to the dentists not only less traumatic, but also less expensive. How? You simply have to go more often. Regular dental checkups really can take the pain out of visiting the dentist, as an early diagnosis will almost certainly mean easier, less radical and cheaper treatment. Miss your regular dental checkup and you could find that instead of a small, simpleto-fill cavity today, you will be facing painful and expensive root canal treatment or a lost tooth and costly bridging work tomorrow. Ideally, you should visit your dentist every six months for a checkup. This will give your dentist the best chance to spot dental problems early, and help you to maintain healthy teeth and gums. You should certainly not leave it more than a year between visits. During the checkup, your dentist will examine your gums for signs of disease and carefully examine your teeth for cavities, broken fillings or other problems. If further investigation is needed, you may also have an x-ray taken. Many dental checkups include oral

cancer screening. Your dentist will look for abnormalities in the soft tissues of your mouth for signs of oral cancer. As with all cancers, early diagnosis increases the chance of successful treatment. Often, the dentist will clean your teeth during your checkup – or will refer you to a dental hygienist for a clean. This is extremely important as, no matter how well we brush our teeth, we cannot avoid some build up of hardened plaque. Hardened plaque is impossible to remove through normal brushing, so must be removed by a dentist or hygienist every six to twelve months. If left, the bacteria in the plaque can cause infection, disease and tooth decay. It is extremely important that children have regular dental checks. In addition to monitoring tooth and gum health and dental hygiene, your dentist will be able to spot developmental problems such as crowded, missing or crooked teeth, or jaw deformities. The earlier such problems are diagnosed, the easier the treatment will be. Your child will also need a topical application of fluoride every six months. Fluoride is a mineral that protects against tooth decay by making the tooth more resistant to acid attacks from plaque bacteria and sugars. The extra protection of topical

fluoride is important even if you live in an area where water is flouridated. Your dentist will also apply fissure sealants to your child’s molar teeth as soon as they appear in order to create a protective layer to guard against food particles and germs causing decay. With so many good reasons to have a dental checkup, there really is no reason

to delay. But just to give you one more good reason - Medcare’s dental surgery in Benijofar is offering a free initial checkup. To make an appointment call 966 860 258 or email doctors@medcarespain.com. More details on Medcare dental can be found at www.medcarespain.com

Dance raises 650€ for Butterfly Children LA MARINA and San Fulgencio Residents Association with the cooperation of the Ayuntamiento de San Fulgencio, held another dance at the Social Centre in La Marina Urbanisation on Saturday 19th March. The music performed by Plan B was excellent, the dance was a sell out and everyone had a great evening. €650 was raised from ticket sales and a raffle in aid of Debra, the Butterfly Children’s Charity. This brings the total raised for children´s charities in La Marina from the dances held during the past 6 months to over €2,200. Mary thanked Maggie & Ken for all their hard work and the LMSFRA for their continued support of the Butterfly Children Charity. These funds will go to the Respite Home fund.

HELP Vega Baja Volunteers Evening ON FRIDAY 25th March, HELP Vega Baja held a ´Volunteers Evening´ at the Pizzeria Asturias to say a big thank you to the volunteers who give up so much of their spare time to enable the Charity to continue giving support and advice to all in need. It was also an ideal opportunity for new HELP Vega Baja Volunteer Identity Cards to be issued; so essential nowadays to ensure the public know who they are dealing with. There were just over a hundred in attendance and a thoroughly enjoyable meal was followed by music and dancing to round off the evening. Newly elected President, Keith Mead, gave the volunteers a brief update at the beginning of the evening on some of the topical issues – such as their ‘HELPCare Scheme’ run in

Three wishes of HAH: Help at Home

1. THAT YOU will volunteer to help HAH care for people or raise funds to help us to care for people in their own homes. 2. That you will offer to run a fund-raising event for HAH, or sponsor one of our events, or become a long term sponsor. 3. That you can offer HAH some FREE dry, secure ground floor storage. If you can grant any of our wishes, please contact Lesley on 96 813 4978 or email HAH on helpathomespain@ gmail.com

partnership with ‘Care4You in Spain’. If you would like to join our enthusiastic band of volunteers please get in touch with either of HELP’s offices in San Miguel de Salinas 966 723 733 or Torrevieja 965 704 282.

Paul Cunningham Nurses - delighted to be chosen! GRAND OPENING Day & Night in aid of PCN: Saturday 9th April: 11am till late! Ginge (real name Neil) and his partner AJ (Amanda) have seized the opportunity to come and join their family and work in Spain. Parents Lin and Tony, great supporters of PCN, have already helped to raise money with trial Scuba Diving lessons. After several visits Ginge and AJ decided that Spain offered them the lifestyle they want and the now refurbished La Piscina Bar has a fabulous pool that lends itself to Scuba Diving Trial Lessons. And guess what - yes the first prize in the raffle in aid of Paul Cunningham Nurses is...a Scuba Dive! Come and join us at La Piscina on Saturday 9th April for a fun filled day and evening and raise money for Paul Cunningham Nurses at the same time! Paul Cunningham Nurses are once again delighted to be the charity that another business has chosen to support and we wish them every success. For directions google Max Scuba Diving for directions and a brilliant map!

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HELP Murcia Mar Menor’s Spring Fayre from 3.0 to 6.0pm at the Las Claras Cultural Centre, Los Alcazares Saturday 16th April There will be many stalls to visit PLEASE COME ALONG AND SUPPORT US

Spring forward into the

Mind, Body & SOL Exhibition Spring has sprung as the longer lighter days arrive, now is the time to be focusing on our health & wellbeing as we embrace this summer’s new looks, new hairstyles, new products, new trends and new ideas all related to our April Mind, Body & SOL Exhibition on Friday 15th 11am to 8pm & Saturday 16th 10am to 5pm at the Los Arcos (La Rustika) Restaurant, Avdea Baleares No 34, Torrevieja ( next to the Semana Santa museum). Discover a world of wellbeing at the 2 day event from skincare and rejuvenation fillers to hair care and accessories. Cosmetic to aesthetic treatments, mainstream to holistic therapies, crystals and clairvoyant’, diet to detox , teeth whitening to Tarot card readings and not forgetting fitness to fantastic fashion. Ladies, the two day Mind, Body & SOL Event will have a host of beauty, wellness and spiritual experts with products along with

treatment taster sessions for you to enjoy at the exhibition. Not forgetting the men, we also have eco friendly pool products from Imperial Pools and the Glenn Billington Golf Academy. The SOL Productions Mind Body & SOL Exhibition is the best dedicated exhibition for your health, wellbeing and spiritual needs, so come along on April 15th and 16th to Los Arcos and put talking care of yourself FIRST! You can also collect a goodie bag, packed with products and information. SOL Productions will also be collecting Easter Eggs for 2 children’s charities with the Exhibition being a collecting point for the public to deliver their eggs. For more information and directions to the exhibition visit www.solproductions.tv or telephone 966 761 050. The new mind Body & SOL series is also available on line at solproductions.tv

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tried and tested I had no reason to doubt the words that I was hearing. But the man talking to me was not telling me the truth, rather a version of the events which happened, and he was holding back. My intuition told me what to believe and what not to believe in what I was hearing, and though it was, undoubtedly a good story, it was being told in a very curious way. Why would anybody want to lie to tell their own story? What was it that he had done that demanded this cover up? The answer was that he was testing me, waiting to see if I could piece together the true story, because he knew that that would impress him. I told him the truth, that I do not do shows during my one to one readings. On this particular occasion time was wasted that could well have been taken up with further contact, more revelations, more aspirations for the changes that he had to make, but he greatly preferred testing my abilities, trying to see if I could see through the lies, which of course I did. I know that there are a lot of false people out there claiming to be working with Spirit, and I know that a testing situation also can put some people at their ease, so I go for it! However after almost fifty years of working with Spirit I cannot help but to wonder what they think that I have been doing all this time. Talking to myself? However the testing still goes on. Women hide their wedding rings and some clients give false names, and I guess that these are ways of getting a sure reading. Actually they amuse me since they are designed to throw me off course, and this doesn’t usually happen in my appointments. With a live audience I am there to pass specific messages to specific people in public. Many when they first hear the message cannot relate the information they are given, sometimes I have to wait some time for the explanation, which can be hours, days, months or sometimes years! What’s needed on stage is a quick reply to show others what you are saying is right, but many are unable to grasp the connection immediately, whilst

postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com I would love to attend a séance with you, but I have no experience. Do you think I could contact my brother? He was a Spiritualist and promised to contact me and he hasn’t. Susan L. Hello Susan. Anyone is welcome to attend any of my Séances. You do not need to have any experience whatsoever, just an open mind, and some spiritual belief helps, of course. You don’t mention when your brother passed over, and after six months, or so, he should be responsive to your call with me. There are some pointers that will help you to use your own energies in the Séance, and a few pointers pre sitting to take on board. I look forward to working with you and proving survival through Physical contact in Séance.

for others, they need the time to think about just who exactly is calling. The work of the Medium is to prove the survival of those who have departed by the passing of messages and transmitting through frequency the living vibrations of those who have made the journey safely and securely to the other side. A Physical medium such as myself will be able to bring living Spirit in to the picture. This can be achieved by overshadowing, in which the departed appears to take over my facial features and may take on other specific physical actions. By the production of the voice of the departed in passing an audible message direct from the Spirit World. Also it is possible that the departed manifest as Spirit in person, as phenomena. If any of these scare you then believe you me, any fear leaves when you realise it is a loved one who is coming through, just for you. Spirit do not play tricks usually. That’s why when complicated procedures are in motion the very last thing that’s needed is to have to correct any trickery on the behest of the client. A truly good result comes by working with the client, and if they insist on a testing of the Medium much can be lost, and I personally do not like having to accept second best when I am working in such a prescribed way for the good of my client. One client wanted to make contact with Charlie one day. After opening doors and channelling energy to facilitate this I was initially upset that clear communication was not getting the audible response that was called for. I suddenly realised that Charlie was a dog. A Tibetan Terrier to be precise, and my client knew that there was actual contact with her departed pet when I recognised the breed! Then a little bell could be heard. Charlie had a bell on his collar to warn away the squirrels that he loved to chase in the garden. Sound and picture, loud and clear from the Spirit Realms! One very happy lady left my office that day.

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

Kenny’s diary Monday April 11th and Wednesday April 13th Readings at Bistro Maya, Albir from 17.00. Call: 966 868 213 for bookings and further info. Saturday April 16th Spring Psychic Fair at Bistro Maya in Albir. Readings. Tarot. Angel Readings. Crystals. Spiritual Gifts. Some appointments left for readings with me. Call Els on 966 868 213 for further details. Sunday April 17th Higher Realms Workshop in Finestrat: from 10.30 to 17.30. Learn to work with, and to make changes with, Higher Guides to maximise your Spiritual Journey. Call for information or check: www.kennycorris.net Thursday April 21st Spiritual Service and Demonstration of Clairvoyance for the A.S.F. at the Forum Mare Nostrum in Alfaz at 18.30. All Very Welcome! Saturday May 7th Readings at La Fustera: Calpe/ Moraira. Contact Penny Smith on 687 926 021 or 96 574 9182.

contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!

horoscopes by Kenny Corris Mars still resides and this week faces an interaction with dark and mysterious Pluto in retrograde, and a hesitant Capricorn. This brings new complications and reactions from those who have supported you all along the way through thick and thin. Thought there is no presubscribed solution, there are those who do not know to what lengths you have had to go just to keep your head above water and to survive. With both Mercury and Pluto in retrograde you are finding that you are blocked securely in your options to escape. Knowing that you have put in everything and that you stand to get nothing very much in return just yet may take the edge off your plans to move on. Be patient and look at the source of this delay which will go a long way to explain why things have to be the way that they are. The power of positive thinking sets you in the right direction right now. This surely is a testing time and you know that you have to be sure before you take things further afield. The attitude of those who really have your interests at heart will be something rather wonderful, and you can begin to dump negative energies you have developed for the sake of both, vital and adequate protection. Just rise above conflict and protect yourself, all around. Nobody who really loves you would ever want to see you this way, but then someone around you is obsessed with their own power and needs taking down a peg or two! If you think that you would be the best person to do this, think again, and don’t let on that you are put out in any way, quite frankly you don’t have to give a damn! Taking a chance is what it’s all about this week. You have found the loophole and you have to work things your way to get the result that you want. Lucky Jupiter and the retrograde energies of a revealing Mercury will go all the way to help you along, so just believe in yourself and fight fire with fire, you have a plan, and that’s brought you to being in the right place at the right time. With your Planetary leader in reverse and with a brief to move what needs to be moved onwards, take this time to ensure what you really want. Truly you are being tested, but under the circumstances is what you really wish for exactly what you want, or is it a compromise? Don’t accept second best, when the challenge brings you the opportunity to take the control you deserve. The Full Moon approaches and will greatly change this negative and destructive energy currently around you. No wonder you have lost the fight a little. Throw any caution to the wind and take a decision that now appears somewhat clearer and more defined. However put off this week what would be best done after the next weekend when you will get the very best of results and the sun is shining on you. The conjunction of Mercury and Jupiter brings about new beginnings and a sharing of ideals and values with those that you love. You need the inspiration and the freedom to make your choices, and for this reason you are playing your cards close to your chest every which way. Determination and sheer gut feelings are the motive to make tracks. You will not know what you can really do until you try! Mercury’s actions with your nemesis, Jupiter are currently under the deep control of an ever watchful Pluto and Capricorn. If this seems very black and white to you, it is. The negative and positive are in balance and this has the effect of keeping you well and truly where you are, which is not necessarily just where you want to be right now, but you are safe to take a good look around and make plans for a better future ahead. Pluto retrograded in Capricorn and comes back on track mid September. During this time Pluto’s influence is always to monitor the cause and not the effect, and is very often responsible for the twists and turns and helps keep the balance by weighting the Earth connection with our independent lives. Though you may be getting your way right now, it is vital your feet connect and ground with what is to come along. Time to test out if someone coming close is for real. As the truth seeker of the horoscope, you like stability and to know just where you stand and to be honest, but things recently just don’t add up. Use your highly psychic powers of observation to sort out what you have to, with a clear conscience. When all is said and done you really shouldn’t have to do this, and what message does that send you? Neptune enters into Pisces bringing a new stability and subtle changes that now need to be made. With all the will in the World you will not change the stubborn energy of someone who doesn’t believe in your inner abilities; and as a result misses knowing the real you and what you are really about. Shame, but you are working on higher levels and mustn’t let conjecture of others hold you back.

If it’s your birthday this week... Though the defensive side may be showing itself ask yourself what made this necessary? Plans now are designed to take care of number one, and if you think that’s selfish it isn’t, it’s self preserving. Go for it!

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Word Ladders The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.

Cryptic Crossword

Sudoku Across 7. It breaks up these endless taxes (6) 8. I’m more confused by this biographical sketch (6) 10. Stop the Spanish officer (7) 11. See 9 Down 12. We turn and hesitate but became a pitcher (4) 13. A practice that attracts a considerable amount of interest (5) 17 & 4 Down. Inexperienced zoo attendants become groundsmen! (5-7) 18 & 1 Down. William, a persevering type, is in the advertising business (4-7) 22. An inclination after tea to go for a walk (5) 23. Come home after everybody else, but live longer (7) 24. A number of notes we hear producing harmony (6) 25. Physical strength for which there could be a thousand different clues (6)

Down 1. See 18 Across 2. Describing any flower deliberately sought after (7) 3. A deceptive movement is not easily distinguished, one hears (5) 4. See 17 Across 5 & 6 Down. What tennisplayers wear when invited to the Palace! (5-5) 6. See 5 Down 9 & 11 Across. What French capitalists use when facing the wall? (7,2,5) 14. Material per yard as arranged (7) 15. Monetary affairs can get mixed up in legal penalty (7) 16. To be sycophantic is not so sharp! (7) 19. Illegally acquire southern bird (5) 20. Be inclined to favour a caprice (5) 21. Overweight porter (5)

Across

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7. Shares (6)

1. Largest bird (7)

8. Visitor (6)

2. Pardon (7)

10. Uniform (7)

3. Aptitude (5)

11. Concise (5)

4. Warlike (7)

12. Small bay (4)

5. Vigilant (5)

13. Tell-tale (5)

6. Command (5)

17. Memento (5)

9. Head (9)

18. Daybreak (4)

14. Effective (7)

22. Perfect (5)

15. Main city (7)

23. Eager desire for wealth

16. Vehement (7)

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24. Stress (6)

20. Educate (5)

25. Bog (6)

21. Truck (5)

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music scene

Association of Barbershop Singers third annual convention in Spain

HE ASSOCIATION of Barbershop Singers (SABS) is to hold its third annual convention in San Pedro del Pinatar 8th – 11th April. Choruses and quartets from all over Spain will compete in two contests over two public shows, promoting and encouraging newcomers to this unique art form. Spangles appeared at the Centro Comercial Dos Mares (En Armonía

sponsors) last Saturday, generating interest by performing for shoppers. The quartet contest is at 9.30pm on Friday, 8th April and the chorus contest is at 10.30am on Saturday, 9th April at the Castelar College. SABS will donate a percentage of the show profit to local charity, MABS Cancer Support Group, Murcia/Mar Menor, so would like to see all the tickets sold.

Spangles at the Centro Comercial Dos Mares (courtesy of Mike Prentice)

Stan & Ollies – new lunchtime menu, same great taste! ANYONE WHO has ever dined at Stan and Ollie’s will know that the ambience in the restaurant is relaxed and sophisticated dining nicely coupled with a feeling of a family run business. Diners are made to feel comfortable and relaxed in the surroundings and no request is too much trouble. Proprietors Paul and David, although they may look young, have had many years’ experience in the Costa Blanca restaurant industry. They have used this knowledge to develop Stan and Ollie’s into one of the local area’s best restaurants, so you will be in safe hands. Following the success of their famous Sunday lunches, the brothers have recently introduced a daytime menu and are now open at lunchtime everyday from 1pm. Following the same successful formula of the evening menu, the lunchtime set menu offers value for money with the same great quality as the original a la carte menu. The cost is an affordable 13.50€ per person. Choices include homemade soups, fresh salads and seasonal meat and vegetables: menus change weekly. Stan & Ollie’s will also be hosting another three dinner dances with Max Bacon. These will take place on the 15th April, 6th May and the 20th of May. This ‘not to be missed’ evening of fine food and dance

This Saturdays live @ the lounge stars one of our most popular singers......the fabulous Dee! Dee has been a professional singer for many years, and has travelled the world entertaining. Starting off in the girl band Every Woman, which set the tone for bands like the Spice Girls, Dee then went on to become the female half of the well known duo No Trace. No Trace became a great favorite of the British Forces posted overseas, and travelled much of the world entertaining our troops. There is still many a squaddy who carries a torch for Dee! With her incredible voice and range you

will begin at 7pm with dancing till late. For the dinner dance menu, there will be a varied choice of dishes including Seafood and Coriander Salad with soups and ribs for starters. Cajun Salmon, Lamb and Rib Eye Steak are just some of the main courses on offer and if you have room for dessert, there is a large selection of home-made delights. The price of 20€ per person includes bread, alioli and a ½ bottle of wine. As for the entertainment, Max Bacon is one of the most popular entertainers on the Costa Blanca. Having had a successful career in the UK as the lead singer of rock group GTR in the 1980’s, he will be entertaining diners on the evening with his blend of popular up to date tunes from The Killers and Take That to the classics of Elvis and Tom Jones. There really will be something for everyone.

just know when you hear her that there is a story behind her. There is a powerful eighties feel running through Dee,s choice of songs, but she has a unique style of her own, which when combined with such well produced backing tracks makes for a truly great feel.So this Saturday the 9th of April and next Friday the 15th of April come on down to Dee live @ the lounge. The atmosphere is here, the music is catchy and the dance floor is waiting! Call The Lounge on 966 922 134 Tom O Brien

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Cartagena presents La Mar de Músicas XVII

Vibes From The Costas by

Tony Poole

from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com

HE ADVANCE programme has been announced for this summer’s edition of La Mar de Músicas in Cartagena. The theme for the XVII edition will be the music of Italy, and will be staged from July 8 to July 23. The festival opens at the Auditorio Parque Torres with the ‘Ensemble La Notte della Taranta’ featuring Stewart Copeland (The Police) along with over 20 musicians on stage. The music, known as taranta and pizzica, is typical of the southern land of Puglia. The psychedelic sound of this music - a mixture of ethnic Mediterranean sounds based on percussion instruments - used to be a part of the healing process (one might even call it an exorcism) of people stung by the dangerous tarantola spider. The victim fell into a state of semi-consciousness and began to move as if by hypnotic shock. The power of the music was said to be able to bring the victim’s mind back to a normal state. Italian singer-songwriter Nina Zilli will also perform on opening night at the Moorish Castle in the early hours of Saturday morning. Ms. Zilli is one of the new breed soul singers to emerge from Italy, paying homage to artists like Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin, Amy Winehouse and Diana Ross. The following evening it’s Jamacian reggae super group ‘Third World’, best known for their UK top 10 hit ‘Now That We Found Love’. The so-called ‘Ambassadors of Reggae’ are still active and this year

they return to the stage to present their new album ‘Patriots’, on the same bill with England’s ‘Afro Celt Sound System’, an innovative group inspired by the link between Irish and African traditions. Patio de Armas stages Italian songwriter and musician Gino Pioli, recognized as one of the greatest representatives of Italian pop music in the 60’s and 70’s. Pioli brings an Italian jazz ensemble to present their latest album ‘Milestone’ under the title ‘A Jazz Incontro’. Brazilian singer-guitarist-songwriter and political activist, Gilberto Gil returns to La Mar de Músicas. Gilberto’s musical style incorporates an eclectic range of influences, including rock music, and Brazilian genres including samba, African music, and reggae Cyndi Lauper, credited with pop songs like ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’, after overcoming a long period of reflection has returned with an album called ‘Memphis Blues’. Its premiere in Spain will be on 22nd July, on a night that will also star the great lady of soul, Mavis Staples. Ms. Staples is an American rhythm and blues and gospel singer and civil rights activist who famously recorded with The Staple Singers, her family’s band. In February she won her first Grammy award in the category for Best Americana Album for ‘You Are Not Alone’. Other artists announced in the programme preview include Italian singer-songwriter Gianmaria Testa, Italian singer Carmen Consoli, and Brazilian pop singer

Adriana Calcanhotto. The full programme will be presented on 13th April 13. More info at www.lamardemusicas.com

More festival and concert information at www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com Keep the ViBES ALiVE!

Flamenco star comes Top Trombonist visits Mil Palmeras Jazz scene home to Pilar TOP FLAMENCO dancer/choreographer Nadia Marquez has been booked for two special ‘live’ performances in Pilar de la Horadada’s Casa de Cultura. Nadia’s professional style of traditional Flamenco dance has created a full career for her company, with a busy international schedule including appearances in Madrid, London, Berlin and most of the European capitals, as well as the United States, but she will be taking time off to return to her home town of Pilar de la Horadada for two shows in May. She is accompanied by a professional orchestra comprising guitar, percussion, violin and two singers to give a spectacular demonstration of the real art of Flamenco. The performances will take place at 7pm and 10pm on Saturday, 14th May. Tickets at 12€

are available from the Casa de Cultura reception desk or from El Pescadito restaurant, Mil Palmeras. More information please contact 96 532 0071 or 610 562 706.

TROMBONE VIRTUOSO Rob Wiffin is to return to Spain this month. Living and working in the UK for the last few years as a conductor, composer and arranger, Rob was well known for many years as the top trombonist on the Costas, playing with virtually every big band and small group in the region, as well as taking part in local recording sessions.

He will join the ‘Jazz Greats’ band at the El Pescadito restaurant in Mil Palmeras on Mondays 11th and 18th April, playing a broad spectrum of jazz feature tunes made famous by Jack Teagarden, Tommy Dorsey and others, before an audience of diners. The programmes start at 8pm. For more information call 96 676 2308.

International jazz in Torrevieja THE NATURAL Gas Jazz Band from San Francisco USA is to perform at the Municipal Theatre in Torrevieja on Wednesday 13th April at 8pm, joining forces with local jazz favourites ‘All That Jazz’: tickets will be on sale at 5€. The Natural Gas Jazz Band has been delighting audiences since its formation more than 40 years ago,

influenced by such jazz legends such as Lu Waters and Turk Murphy, offering true ‘trad’ jazz, stomps, blues, rags, marches, spirituals and dances of all tempos and moods. Not only has the sound of ‘Natural Gas’ been enjoyed throughout the US, their cruise ship gigs have taken them to Mexico and the Caribbean as well as taking part in worldwide international performances. This year, the band has chosen to show off its talents in Spain, offering concerts in Madrid and Barcelona as well as participating in prestigious jazz festivals in Tarragona and Terrasa, making a ‘whistle-stop’ visit to Torrevieja. For more information on tickets, photos or to listen to the band’s music, see: www.ngjb.com For more information on All That Jazz, see: www.allthatjazz.talkspot.com

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Welcome spring - and fleas!

Vicente Mulet Clinica Veterinaria San Luis and Los Altos

IT SEEMS to me particularly human that two of the most common myths are that whilst an infestation with parasites is associated with poor hygiene, it is considered detrimental to bath and wash our pets regularly! Surely the second promotes the first! How many clients have changed their vet because he /she had the audacity to suggest that ‘Barton’ had fleas? “He cannot possibly have fleas! He always wears a flea collar!” - is still a very common response in our clinics. The common infestations we need to consider here are fleas and ticks.

Flea

In these instances prevention and control of infestations is probably more important than treating infections. Unfortunately, unless we see symptoms, we are not aware that such infestations exist and can be tempted to do nothing about control, risking the development of heavy infestations which can cause serious problems for both our pets and ourselves. More animals have mild undetected infestations of these parasites than have serious heavy ones.

Different types of ticks

We have a wide range of powerful, and sometimes expensive, insecticides for treating recognised infestations and these are marketed aggressively and sold as preventive treatments. The implication being - - use our ‘wonder’ product and forget about basic measures of control and hygiene - but if we don’t know the infestation is there before applying these products, how do we know that they are working? If we arm ourselves with a little knowledge about these parasites we can devise simple, cheap and just as effective control measures as the ‘wonder treatments’. Don’t get me wrong - these do have their place and are very effective if used properly - and these days do little harm to the environment. As with almost everything in life, you get what you pay for so be suspicious of very cheap flea/tick treatments. FLEAS spend 90% of their life cycle on the floor, furniture etc. and each flea only is a parasite on the dog or cat for two or three days. Each female flea starts laying eggs 48 hours after her arrival and she´ll lay up to 50 eggs per day over a period of 50 to 100 days , so that one flea becomes thousands in a short time and any control measures need to be applied regularly. Temperature needs to be of at least 22º (71.6º) for fleas to develop but don´t make the mistake

of thinking that there are no fleas in winter; most homes are over 22º all year round. New fleas can live up to a week waiting for a host. A thorough hoovering of the whole house, paying particular attention to the corners and under furniture will remove most of the eggs and larvae. A spray around with an insecticidal spray afterwards will usually take care of the rest. TICKS, like fleas, visit the host for short periods only, in this case sheep, goats and dogs. They live on grazing land and can survive up to 5 years without feeding. Adults are easy to see but an infestation of baby ticks can be missed. Some sort of continuous insecticide is the simplest way to control infestations. In summary, preventive medical treatment is as important as good basic hygiene and the combination of both is what will keep your pet parasite free.

Use medical treatment to prevent parasites

Clinica Veterinaria over 20 years of the same great service and the same faces. Tel: 966 786 343, Emergencies 606 326 624 Plaza Tolosa 4 Urb San Luis 03184 Torrevieja sanluisvet@telefonica.net New clinic now open Clinica Veterinaria Los Altos, Los Altos Commercial Centre Urb Los Altos (close to Torrevieja hospital) Tel: 966 722 079 cvlosaltos@hotmail.com

APAH Cattery By Julie Day APAH IS well known for the work that they do taking in and re-homing abandoned and mistreated dogs, housed temporarily at their centre in Pilar de la Horadada. But how many of you know that this charity also has its own cattery and works tirelessly to care for their feline guests and to raise funds to maintain the high standard of work that they do for all of their animals? The APAH cattery was set up in 2000 and to date has a total of 70 cats, all needing a new home with a caring and loving new family: the APAH cattery loves them but was never intended to be their permanent home. All the cats and kittens at the cattery are healthy and up-to-date with all of their injections and vaccinations, neutered and are ready to go off to a new home. APAH would love to find good homes for all their cats and appeal to RTN readers to contact the charity if they would be interested in offering one (or more) of their animals a new home.

The sleeping quarters

‘I do wanna go really’

Further information about APAH can be found by visiting www.apahrescue.org or you can email them at info@apahrescue.org. If you are interested in giving a home to one or more cats, please contact Yvonne on 630 422 563 or Natasha on 616 210 850.

Spring is in the air at Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre

Delila

SPRINGTIME AT the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre welcomes new life as two of the rescued horses are expecting foals. The first is Delilah, rescued on 24th September 2010. The callous people that had her put her with a stallion had allowed her to become almost blind with infection from fly bites, together with inflamed soars in her mouth and nose before turning her out to wander the streets of Almoradi. Fortunately for her the Almoradi local Police found her and called us. The second foal expected is from Sophia. We rescued this beautiful mare on 1st October 2010 again from Almoradi and again with the help of the local Police. She was tied

to a tree in the heat with no food or water and no chance to graze. Sophia has been looked after for us by very generous supporter of the Rescue Centre until we had appropriate accommodation for her. We rescued Sophia

Sofia on foal

together with four other horses Jacob, Nelson, Napoleon and the wonderful Bronson who has touched the hearts of so many. At present we have 33 horses and donkeys at the Rescue Centre plus our little Faith, still recovering from her operations in Barcelona. With the two new arrivals the total will be 36. As a special treat on Easter Sunday, 24th April, our honorary pony club member Georgie May is organising an Easter Egg Hunt at the Rescue Centre This is open to all children and starts at 2pm: For more information or directions please visit www.easyhorsecare.net or call Sue 652 021 980.

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Vaisakhi Celebration Vaisakhi also known as Baisakhi or Vasakhi) is an ancient harvest festival in the Punjab region, which also marks beginning of a new solar year, and new harvest season. Baisakhi is a Sikh religious festival. It falls on the first day of the Baisakh month in the solar Nanakshahi calendar, which corresponds to April 13 2011 in the Gregorian calendar. In Sikhism, it is one of the most significant holidays in the Sikh calendar, commemorating the establishment of the Khalsa at Anandpur Sahib in 1699, by the 10th Sikh Guru, Guru Gobind Singh. This day is also observed as the beginning of the Hindu solar new year celebrated by the people of Nepal and India in Assam Valley, Kerala, Orissa, West Bengal and some other regions of India. The particular significance attached to the occasion shows regional variation outside of Punjab too. In Himachal Pradesh, the Hindu Goddess Jwalamukhi is worshipped on Vaisakhi, while in Bihar, the Sun-god Surya is honoured. The festival is celebrated as Rongali Bihu in Assam, Naba Barsha or Pohela Boishakh in Bengal and Tripura, Puthandu (Tamil New Year) in Tamil Nadu, Vishu (or Vaishakhi) in Kerala, Bikhu or Bikhauti in the Kumaon region of Uttarakhand, Maha Vishuba Sankranti (or Pana Sankranti) in Orissa, and the Sinhalese New Year festival in Sri Lanka. Besides in Punjab, Baisakhi is widely celebrated as a traditional harvest festival in many northern states of India, such as Haryana, Himachal Pradesh and Uttarakhand. In many places the day is marked by ritualistic bathing in sacred rivers like the Ganges.

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07:00 Hour of Power 08:00 Zoo Vet at Large 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 Road Wars 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 Real Filth Fighters 15:30 Real Filth Fighters 16:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 16:30 Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00 UK Border Force 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 The Simpsons 19:00 Live to Dance 20:00 The Middle 20:30 Modern Family 21:00 Raising Hope 21:30 The Simpsons 22:00 Hawaii Five-0 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 House

07:00 Childrens TV 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Dip Dap 12:35 Meerkat Manor 13:00 Meerkat Manor 13:25 Animal Park 13:55 Diagnosis Murder 14:40 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:25 Restoration Roadshow 15:55 Flog It! 16:40 Helicopter Heroes 17:25 Pointless 18:10 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 This Is Britain 21:00 Railway Walks 21:30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 22:00 A Home for Maisie 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Wonders of the Solar System

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 19:50 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Dales 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Law & Order: UK 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Real Crime with Mark Austin 24:35 River Monsters

07:10 Max Bear 07:20 The Hoobs 08:10 Freshly Squeezed 08:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05 Frasier 09:35 Friends 10:05 Wife Swap USA 11:00 Brothers & Sisters 11:55 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Bites 13:20 The Day the Earth Stood Still 15:05 Cookery School 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Fern 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 21:00 Dispatches 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 A Bodyshock Special 24:05 The Event

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Bridezillas 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 House 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Family Sins 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:25 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:30 How Do They Do It? 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Resident Evil: Extinction 23:55 Derailed

08:30 The Zoo UK 09:00 Lion Man 10:00 Futurama 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Modern Family 12:00 The Middle 12:30 Modern Family 13:00 Raising Hope 13:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 14:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Lion Man 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Stargate Universe 22:00 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates 23:00 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

07:00 Childrens TV 11:15 Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Dip Dap 12:35 Oh, Mr Porter! 13:55 Diagnosis Murder 14:40 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:25 Restoration Roadshow 15:55 Flog It! 16:40 Helicopter Heroes 17:25 Pointless 18:10 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Coast 21:00 Britain’s Next Big Thing 22:00 Filthy Cities 23:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Wonders of the Solar System

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 19:50 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Grimefighters 21:00 Countrywise 22:00 Smugglers 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Walking Tall

07:10 Max Bear 07:20 The Hoobs 08:15 Freshly Squeezed 08:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05 Frasier 09:35 Friends 10:05 Wife Swap USA 11:00 Brothers & Sisters 12:00 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Great British Brands 13:20 River Cottage Bites 13:25 War of the Worlds 15:05 Cookery School 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Fern 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Katie: My Beautiful Friends 23:00 Campus 24:05 Pete Versus Life

07:00 Childrens TV 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Bridezillas 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 House 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Mercy Mission: the Rescue of Flight 771 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:25 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:30 Extraordinary Dogs 21:00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 CSI: Miami 23:55 CSI: NY

07:00 Breakfast 09:00 Formula 1 12:15 Country Tracks 13:15 The Politics Show 14:15 The Story of Vaisakhi 14:45 Formula 1 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Points of View 17:45 Songs of Praise 18:30 BBC News; Regional News 19:00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 19:30 The Boat That Guy Built 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 Waking the Dead 23:00 BBC News; Regional News 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:25 The Hunted

07:00 Finley the Fire Engine 07:10 Zigby 07:25 The Large Family 07:35 Little Robots 07:45 Charlie and Lola 08:00 One Minute Wonders 08:35 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Something for the Weekend 12:30 MasterChef 13:30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 14:00 EastEnders 15:55 Artistic Gymnastics 18:30 Flog It! 19:00 The Truth About Lions 20:00 - Close Live Golf

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Filthy Rotten Scoundrels 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Sadie J 17:30 Blue Peter 17:55 Shaun the Sheep 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Bang Goes the Theory 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Waking the Dead 23:00 BBC News 23:35 A Question of Sport

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Filthy Rotten Scoundrels 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Dead Gorgeous 17:30 Blue Peter 17:55 Shaun the Sheep 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 19:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Candy Cabs 23:00 BBC News

08:25 CITV 10:25 May the Best House Win 11:25 House Gift 12:30 This Morning: Sunday 13:30 Dinner Date 14:30 ITV News 14:35 Columbo 16:35 Abba: The Mamma Mia! Story 17:35 Midsomer Murders 19:35 Granada News 19:45 ITV News 20:00 The Cube 21:00 Lewis 23:00 ITV News at Ten

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08:30 WATTS 08:45 Live Paris Marathon 11:15 WTA Tennis 12:30 Live Cycling 17:00 Artistic Gymnastics 19:00 Live WTA Tennis 20:45 Boxing 22:00 Cycling 23:00 Artistic Gymnastics 24:30 WTA Tennis

07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 Drop Dead Diva 12:00 Drop Dead Diva 13:00 Dating in the Dark 14:00 Dating in the Dark 15:00 Nothing to Declare 16:00 Passport Patrol 17:00 Nothing to Declare 18:00 Dog Patrol 18:30 Dog Patrol 19:00 Four Weddings 20:00 Stepkids: Don’t Ruin My Big Day 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Katie 23:00 Four Weddings 24:00 Grey’s Anatomy

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08:30 Milan Marathon 09:00 Paris Marathon 09:45 WTA Tennis 10:30 Cycling 11:45 Artistic Gymnastics 13:00 Curling 15:00 Live Weightlifting 16:30 Cycling 17:15 Artistic Gymnastics 18:00 Weightlifting 19:45 Eurosport Confidential 20:15 WATTS 20:45 Curling 22:45 Eurogoals 23:15 Champions Club 24:30 Weightlifting

07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Katie 22:00 Four Weddings 23:00 16 & Pregnant 24:00 Criminal Minds

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07:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 08:00 The Zoo UK 09:00 Lion Man 10:00 Futurama 10:30 Futurama 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Modern Family 12:00 The Middle 12:30 Modern Family 13:00 Raising Hope 13:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Lion Man 16:30 Lion Man 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Live to Dance 22:00 Beverly Hills Cop II 24:00 Fringe

08:30 Eurogoals 09:00 Champions Club 10:15 Weightlifting 11:00 Weightlifting 12:00 Cycling 13:00 Artistic Gymnastics 14:00 Weightlifting 15:00 Live Weightlifting 16:30 Weightlifting 17:30 Eurosport Confidential 18:00 Live Weightlifting 20:00 Boxing 21:00 Boxing 23:00 Extreme Sports: Freeride Spirit 23:30 World Series by Renault 24:00 Eurosport Confidential 24:30 Weightlifting

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07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Katie 23:00 Bridalplasty 24:00 Criminal Minds

tv Wednesday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Filthy Rotten Scoundrels 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Trade Your Way to the USA 17:30 MI High 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 DIY SOS 21:30 Life of Riley 22:00 MasterChef 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 23:45 Would I Lie to You? 24:15 Scream

07:00 Childrens TV 11:00 Mightymites 11:15 Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Dip Dap 12:35 Too Many Crooks 14:00 See Hear 14:30 Coast 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:30 Restoration Roadshow 16:00 Flog It! 16:45 Helicopter Heroes 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Springwatch High Seas with Gordon Buchanan 22:00 The Crimson Petal and the White 23:00 The Victorians 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Wonders of the Solar System

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 UEFA Champions League Live 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 UEFA Champions League 24:35 Smugglers

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07:10 Max Bear 07:20 The Hoobs 07:45 The Hoobs 08:15 Freshly Squeezed 08:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05 Frasier 09:35 Friends 10:05 Wife Swap USA 11:00 Brothers & Sisters 11:55 Country House Rescue 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie at Home 13:35 Invasion of the Body Snatchers 15:10 Cookery School 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Fern 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Vacation, Vacation, Vacation 21:30 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 22:00 Jamie’s Dream School 23:00 Desperate Housewives 24:05 The Big C 24:40 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Bridezillas 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 House 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:00 Charms for the Easy Life 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Starlight: For the Children 21:00 Emergency Bikers 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 23:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:55 Poker: Aussie Millions

07:10 Treacle People 07:20 The Hoobs 07:45 The Hoobs 08:10 Freshly Squeezed 08:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:05 Frasier 09:35 Friends 10:05 Wife Swap USA 11:00 Brothers & Sisters 11:55 Restoration Man 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Great British Brands 13:15 River Cottage Bites 13:20 Destination Moon 15:10 Cookery School 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Fern 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Three in a Bed 22:00 A Time Team Special 23:00 10 O’Clock Live 24:05 Friday Night Dinner 24:35 Ricky Gervais Show

07:00 Childrens TV

07:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 08:00 The Zoo UK 09:00 Lion Man 10:00 Futurama 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Modern Family 12:00 The Middle 12:30 Modern Family 13:00 Raising Hope 13:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Lion Man 16:30 Lion Man 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 A Different Breed 22:00 An Idiot Abroad 23:00 Fringe 24:00 Martina Cole’s The Runaway

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08:30 Extreme Sports: Freeride Spirit 09:00 World Series by Renault 09:30 Artistic Gymnastics 10:15 Weightlifting 11:00 Weightlifting 12:00 Snooker 14:00 Weightlifting 15:00 Live Weightlifting 16:30 Artistic Gymnastics 17:15 Weightlifting 18:00 Live Weightlifting 20:05 Eurogoals Flash 20:15 Wednesday Selection 20:25 Polo 21:25 Riders Club 21:30 Golf 22:30 Golf Club 22:35 Sailing 23:05 Yacht Club 23:15 Sport Destination 23:30 Salsa Dancing

07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 11:30 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Four Weddings 22:00 Bones 23:00 Grey’s Anatomy 24:00 Criminal Minds

08:35 Snooker

07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 11:30 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Chuck 22:00 16 & Pregnant 23:00 Katie 24:00 Criminal Minds

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tv Thursday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Filthy Rotten Scoundrels 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Project Parent 17:30 My Life 17:55 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab: The Experiments 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 Women, Weddings, War and Me

07:00 Childrens TV 11:00 Mightymites 11:15 Green Balloon Goes on Holiday 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Dip Dap 12:35 Just My Luck 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:30 Restoration Roadshow 16:00 Flog It! 16:45 Helicopter Heroes 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Shanties and Sea Songs with Gareth Malone 21:00 The Animal’s Guide to Britain 22:00 A History of Celtic Britain 23:00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Filthy Cities

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Monroe 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Benidorm 24:35 Caroline Quentin: A Passage Through India

10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Bridezillas 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 House 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Family Recipe 16:15 Prayers for Bobby 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:25 How Do They Do It? 20:55 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:00 Striking Distance

08:00 The Zoo UK 09:00 Lion Man 10:00 Futurama 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Modern Family 12:00 The Middle 12:30 Modern Family 13:00 Raising Hope 13:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Lion Man 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Hawaii Five-0 22:00 Martina Cole’s The Runaway 23:00 Game of Thrones Preview 23:15 House 24:15 NCIS: Los Angeles

10:00 Weightlifting 11:00 Weightlifting 12:00 Snooker 14:00 Weightlifting 15:00 Live Weightlifting 16:30 Champions Club 17:00 Weightlifting 18:00 Live Weightlifting 20:00 Eurogoals Flash 20:10 Fight Club 23:00 Snooker 24:30 Weightlifting

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Bitter candy

The TV Round Up by

Alex Trelinski

Broadcaster and freelance journalist

HAT A good seven days it’s been for drama. On Sunday night there was the return of ‘Lewis’ on ITV1, and then later in the week we had the new sexy Victorian drama series, ‘The Crimson Petal and the White’ on BBC2, and a cracking opener last night of a two part adaptation of John Braine’s ‘Room at the Top’ on BBC4, with Maxine Peake as one of the stars.

By the way, the presses started rolling last week at the RTN when the news came through that Peake’s hit legal series ‘Silk’ will be back for a deserved new run next year. All the above mentioned programmes ooze in quality, but cost money. If the BBC are seriously

All the money in the world though cannot rescue an awful and mercifully short three-part series about a female cabby company, ‘Candy Cabs’, which slithered nastily onto BBC1 on Tuesday night like a diarrhoea-ridden snail. Allegedly this was meant to be a comedy, but it ended up as an hour of tedious trash, full of cardboard cut-out characters. This was all done a million times better and funnier nearly fifty years ago on the big screen as Hattie Jacques set up a ladies taxi company in ‘Carry on Cabby’ in competition to Sid James. Even ITV on a bad day would have turned up their nose at commissioning such garbage. And to think this has filled the slot vacated by ‘Silk’!

I’m a big fan of the BBC 1 consumer show, ‘Watchdog’ and it was great to see it back last night. It pulls no punches, and has got back some of its old bite, when Anne Robinson returned to present it over a year ago, as opposed to the oily Nicky Campbell who always seems to have a high opinion of himself. Robinson and her fellow presenters Chris Hollins and Matt Allwright clearly gel well as a

team, as they put together an informative and entertaining hour of live TV. It’s always fun as well to hear the lame excuses put together by the overpaid PR departments of the companies that are under the spotlight. The word ‘sorry’ does not seem to exist in many of their dictionaries!

The penny has dropped somewhere at the BBC that the satirical show ‘Have I Got News For You’ should be shown on a Friday night and not on a Thursday! It’s back for its 41st series tonight, and though it has the younger upstart ‘Mock The Week’ biting at its tail, it’s normally a good way to formally see in the weekend with a glass of wine in hand. The opener is also in safe hands tonight, with Jack Dee hosting.

looking at cutting back daytime and overnight TV to keep their peak time shows up to a high standard, then I’m all for it. Clearly ITV, as I wrote a few weeks ago, seem to have taken that view themselves, by putting out cheap repeats after ‘News at Ten’.

Historians may have torn it to shreds, but it was a sad farewell to ‘The Tudors’ on BBC 2 last weekend. If you’re yet to watch it, I’m sorry, but King Henry does die in the end. And while he was having his portrait painted, we got him whizzing through his life and some of his dead wives. So what if it was all a load of historical tosh, and quite hilarious at times, but I’ve loved it since episode one some four years ago. I’ve also noticed how some of the characters aged greatly, whilst others have looked barely different from their first appearance! Jonathan Rhys Meyers has played the lead role with great gusto, but that Irish accent has got stronger as the monarch got

older, and I was disappointed not to hear him sing ‘Danny Boy’ before he eventually went away to meet his maker.

The Last Fighting Tommy Book Review by

Danny Collins

copy@dannyjpcollins.com

THE NAME Harry Patch should be familiar to all by now. The man was born in 1898 and died in 2009 – 92 years after he was head down in the trenches of Passchendaele assuming he was about to breath his last. Harry Patch outlived his compatriots and his enemies, loving the former and forgiving the latter until he died at the age of 111. Two years before his death he collaborated with writer Richard Van Emden to tell three generations on of the horrors of The Great War: of gas and artillery, drowning mud and of the stench of death. It was a warfare that would never be experienced again but thanks to the never-dulled memory of Private Harry Patch of the Duke of Cornwall’s Light Infantry its sights and sounds will always be with us as history through the eyes of one who was there. It is a book that spans more than a century of social change through the eyes of a man who lived through it all. The Last Fighting Tommy should also be proscribed reading

Suduko Answer for those today who lightly cry havoc and send men to war. They should have had a word with Harry Patch – he’d have given them his tuppence. Author: Harry Patch with Richard Van Emden Publisher: Bloomsbury (paperback) Price: €10.80 ISBN: 978 0 7475 9336 2

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How desperate can we get? by

Brian Deller

Author of Motoring in Spain

WE ARE, as we all know, in a financial crisis that is said to be the worst since the 1929 Stock Market Crash and, as then, it has spread throughout much of the World causing much hardship and also a rise in fraudulent crimes as people try all ways to make an income to either live, or to be rich without a lifetime of hard work. As a result, some people take short cuts that seem inexpensive at the time, to get out of the legal messes they find themselves in by not learning the laws and sticking to them. We read earlier this year of the couple living in a caravan in Essex who over four years operated a fraud selling fake MOT certificates to expats for vehicles on the Continent especially in Spain. They were caught and the report estimates that they took a million pounds in those four years, now owning a luxury villa in Portugal (which will probably be confiscated if they are found guilty in the forthcoming Court-case). Most of us know that there are many hundreds of resident expats who have not bothered to re-register their vehicles onto Spanish plates but who have not paid the relevant UK taxes either. Many have sworn out a SORN (sworn off road notification) to the DVLA, thinking that it only applies in the UK and they can still use their vehicles

here without breaking that law. As I have advised before, sorry folks, any vehicles used within the EU must be legal in all aspects in the country of registration as well; they can be impounded if not. Now the driving licence scam once again raises its ugly head, the one where the perpetrators offer a driving licence of choice to anyone, even if they have been legally banned or not passed any driving test for the classifications. One such website openly states that “due to a glitch in the EU regulations” anyone who is resident in an EU country may use a driving licence from another EU country, (even if they have not visited that country and are not resident in it?) The information does not say which country is supplying the genuine driving licences but my research the last time seemed to indicate Hungary was the one. So it would seem that the government department concerned in Hungary has employees selling stolen, genuine but fraudulent licences, and they are not cheap. Also we see adverts in the English language Press here offering UK vehicle tax discs as well as current MOT certificates by return post. It is not for me to criticise those whose moral standards allow them to cheat and

pay the crooks that make these offers, but imagine the scene where after a serious road accident, the expat is asked by the Court to present his Eastern European driving licence as well as proof of his tax residency there for at least 183 days a year. The Court would find that not only would the person NOT have a genuine driving licence, but also would have been driving without insurance. Legally set up drivers are paying in our insurance premiums an amount to cover those who drive uninsured. If we suffer a lot of this fraud we end up paying more to cover the costs; it is like a ‘stealth tax’. As an example, take a look at: http://www.123drivinglicence.com/ The web-site offer openly advises that you can buy a driving licence even if you have not passed the test or have been banned. What to do about it? There are still those of us who have a duty to reports such criminal activities. But sadly far too many also who will take advantage of such offers. Do you want to be on the same roads as big truck driver who has never taken a driving test? It is no good complaining when you are dead. Let us be safe out there.

There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com. Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm

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FORD KA 2006 1.3 LTR PETROL

two owners

Suzuki Grand Vitara 2003 2 Ltr petrol 4X4

€5,495

€3,495

€7,995

BMW 320 I SE 2001 4 DOOR

€5,995

965 368 274

one owner

RENAULT MEGANE GRAND TOURER ESTATE 2004 2 LTR PETROL FSH

€3,500 €1,300 €6,800 €8,500 €45,000 €4,000 €3,900 €4,000 €3,500

Cars S.L.

www.venuscars.com

€6,495

€6,995

€2,500

VENUS

Opening hours Mon - Fri 9-6pm (No siesta) Sat 10-1pm

Find us next to Petrol Station TORREMENDO 10 Minutes inland from San Miguel, Los Montesinos & Junction 751 on the AP7 towards Orihuela. Torremendo turning on CV95 towards San Miguel

2001 CITROEN BERLINGO 1.9 Diesel in silver 135,000kms tidy condition 2001 SEAT LEON 1.6i Signa Manual Climate control, electric pack Silver paintwork, 102,000Kms 1996 CITROEN XANTIA 1.8i 16v Sxi 130,000kms with aircon and electric windows, service history 2004 RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC 1.9Dci Privledge full option pack with 108,000kms and Service history 2006 SEAT ALTEA 140Tdi REFERENCE in Blue metallic with 70,000kms with 6 speed gearbox 2006 AUDI A8 4.2 Tdi All of the extras from Audi and with only 27,000kms, Super Luxury (P) 2006 FORD KA 1.3i collection 70 Silver metallic with 57,000kms Perfect for a holiday home car 1998 JEEP CHEROKEE 2.5 Turbodiesel Leather interior tow bar , full equipment, 120,000kms 1996 MERCEDES Clase C 220 Cdi Silver metallic with full option pack 158,000kms Very well looked after(P) 1999 VW GOLF GTi 1.8 TURBO Silver metallic RHD on Spanish plates nice condition 129,000Miles

€6,995

€5,995

43000kms SUZUKI VITARA CITROEN C3 70 SX Ford Focus Estate, Trend Plus 2005 1.4 HDI 2005 1.6 TDCI Diesel 2002 4X4 1.9 LTR DIESEL DIESEL, ONE OWNER

€5,995

€2,495

Ford Focus Trend 2003 1.8 Ltr TDCi Diesel

€4,495

€3,995

one owner

automatics

CITROEN C3 SX PLUS 2004 1.4 LTR PETROL

PEUGEOT 206 2001 1.4 LTR Petrol

€6,495

FSH

€9,995

27000kms

Peugeot 206 XS 2005 1.6 Ltr Petrol Automatic

25000kms

HYUNDAI GETZ 2007 1.1 LTR PETROL

€23,995

FORD KA 1997 1.3 LTR PETROL

€10,995 spanish plates

fully loaded

MERCEDES BENZ 280 SL 1995 AUTOMATIC

SMART FORFOUR 2004 1.3 LTR PETROL

BMW 328 I Convertible 2007, Auto/Tiptronic

rhd

FORD MONDEO GHIA 2008 2LTR DIESEL AUT./ TIPTRONIC LOW MILES

Ford Focus, Ghia 2001, 1.6 Ltr Petrol

Ford Transit Connect T200 2005 1.8 TDCi Diesel

UK RIGHT HAND DRIVE CARS

€2,995

€3,495

uk spanish spanish plates plates plates auto

rhd

Volkswagen Golf 1999 1.6 Ltr petrol

Ford Fiesta, Trend 2004 1.4 Ltr petrol

€7,995

uk plates

4000 miles 4rhd

o Finesse autFiesta Ford 2002 1.4 TDCI Diesel Tax & Mot, FSH

See our vehicles on our website www.venuscars.com

rhd

FORD FOCUS ZETEC 2008 1.8 LTR PETROL ONE OWNER, TAXED

Classified Ads 08 - 14 april 2011

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Book your advert now 902 118 999 (ext 2)

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UK-SPAIN-IRELAND All European Destinations

Removals with the personal touch. Full/part loads. Parcels, flat packs, luggage, door to door service, Storage available, pets transported

Phone 965 696 750 • 0044 (0) 1460 74191 email: chrisyounge73979@aol.com

PRISTINE POOLS

• Professional pool maintenance & cleaning • Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems Ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed • Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired • Structural leaks investigated and repaired • Refurbishments & upgrades undertaken British Trained with over 15 years experience. Extensive references. All work guaranteed Tel: 96 677 4199 or 678 080 500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com Torrevieja and surrounding areas plus Costa Calida

08 - 14 april 2011 PC SOLUTIONS 4U For all your computer needs. Reliable & Friendly service. Alicante North area.Call Fred:-634-638-664

FORMER WORLD KICKBOXING CHAMPION lessons in kickboxing/ martial arts. one on one, get fit, blackbelt programs.659-696-455

SERVICE AIR David Higton: (Tel) 966-865-883 (Mob) 629-308-505 (Email) cool@serviceair.biz

PAWS PET TRANSPORT SpainUK-Spain every month. We look after your pets as if they belong to us. Call Joe for a chat on 966074-576 or 650-341-087. email:pawspettransport@hotmail.com 2 YORKIE TERRIERS Male and Female, KC Registered needs rehoming to a good pet caring family, for free contact: richbenson1@live.com for more information

SAILING BOAT ARAEZ 22FT moored MarMenor. Good condition. Marina 8 engine. Spinnaker, Depth Finder etc. Offers around 6500€. Tel 968-582-358/618-489-904/ UK+44-7895-055-198

MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 17,000€ Fully furnished ready to move into, A/c, tel, Eng TV, on permanent site, bar/res, pool, tennis, gym, shop.Walking distance to San Javier. 5mins to beach, Airport, hospital by car. (also bungalows for rent & caravans plots short term or permanent stays.) Carol 968192-425 mob. 626-055-622 www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com AVONDALE LEDA (UK) twin axle, Approx. 22 feet.5 Berth caravan. Good condition many extras including 5m awning. 4250Euro 966-491-354 Moraira MOBILE HOME 2 bed Aitana Mobile Home 5yrs, unfurn. sited but can be moved 6500€ ono. Tlf-660-061-684 CAMPING LOS GALLARDOS Come to Mojacar! Large campsite + mobile home park open all year, great expat community site, all welcome. 950-528-324. www.CampingLosGallardos.com

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helplines South 625-912-078 North 648-169-045 www.aa-costablanca.org PARTY CELEBRATION BUSINESS Stock includes Fancy-dress, Balloons, cards, decorations, display, everything you need. Value 35.000€ sell for 12.000€ ONO. Tlf 619-366-196 10 COLD DRINK/SNACK VENDING MACHINES with sites,€39,900.excellent cash income, no overhead, work from home, work only one day per week, €31,000 nett yearly. 25 pringle vending machines with sites €14,900.€250 per week guaranteed.965-326-442/659696-455 SOLAR ENERGY BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Long established company, own product range. First class training & support. Telephone 606586587

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606127-424

FULLY QUALIFIED UK ELECTRICIAN with 10 years experience on the CostaBlanca. All jobs undertaken-extra sockets, rewires, fault finding. Tlf:-Hugh690-275-223

USTED NECESITA UN BUEN TRABAJO por ti mismo. por favor, escríbeme para más información jac77072@yahoo.com CARERS WANTED To work in England 3 weeks on 3 weeks off email CV to 24hourhomecareservices@ googlemail.com A LA CARTE CHEF REQUIRED Aussies Bar, Playa Albir. Tlf:688-802-306 for details AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit you. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 ADULT INTERNET PHOTO AND VIDEO Females and couples, 1865, required as models. Excellent rates. Tlf:-697-697-842

08 - 14 april 2011 PENSION TRACKERS Looking for rewarding enjoyable work, then join our fast growing lively telemarketing booking team. If you are hardworking, enthusiastic and well organised then this is for you. Experience preferred but not essential as full training is given. Contract available after completion of training and trial period. Call:966-864-598 HYGIENIST IS REQUIRED for a dental practice in Benidorm. The person must speak Spanish and English. Please send curriculum in Spanish to flor@id-mediterraneo.com

WANTED Experienced kitchen Designer - Salesperson required for busy showroom in Pedregeur. CAD experience preferred but applicants otherwise qualified will be considered. Full time position with basic salary and commission and contract after trial period

Tel: 96 645 6269 or 686 237 874

GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY For a good Cook and Average Handyman. Small apartment in La Manga, in a chalet situated in the front line of Mar Menor, to let in exchange for light services. For full details Tlf Ernesto:-968-564-022

GARDENING GENERAL Garden Irrigation Systems. Supply and Install from 500 euros, 12 month guarantee. A cost effective way of watering the garden. Tel:965-583-574 GENERAL GARDENING Palm Trees/Pine Trees, Tree specialist. Size not a problem. Quick with quality service. Plastic and gravel work. Economical prices. Free quote. Call:-634-625-792 Daniel TORREVIEJA GARDENING Palm trees, treat, clean, cut. Tel:633-300-651 ALTEA-MORAIRA GARDENING Garden Rubbish removed from 40euros. All gardening and painting 8.75 per hour OR priced work. Altea - Moraira Tel:-692-998-243 TEULADA/MORAIRA GARDENING Jon Cooper Garden Services.Clearance to regular maintenance. Hedging, graveling, etc. all aspects of garden maintenance. Most areas North Costa Blanca. email:- joncooper@ hotmail.co.uk 680-337-656 PEDREGUER GARDENING Garden design, maintenance and landscaping covering the areas of Pedreguer, Pego, Jalon, Els Poblets, Javea, Orba and Denia. 637-298-799 JAVEA GARDENING Perfect gardens Javea. Garden design. Tidy up. Hedges, Palms, Lawns, Irrigation, Gravel, Pools. Professional service call: John on 606-711-587 GUADAMAR DEL SEGURA GARDENING El Raso Garden Services: Community, residential or holiday home garden maintenance with monthly plans, one off visits or specialized individual jobs covering all aspects of garden maintenance. Located at Manuel Ferrandez el Raso, 03170 Guardamar del Segura.Tel:-620-585-783 CALPE GARDENING All gardening work undertaken from small general tidy up, to full landscaping services. Covering the areas of Calpe, Moraira, Javea and the surrounds. Tlf:-659-369-348

TEETH WHITENING. Professional Pain Free Cosmetic Treatment, from 99€. Javea, Denia, Calpe, areas. Tel:-680-501-404 www. nulookteeth.com WEIGHT LOSS GUARANTEED/ GET FIT world class personal trainer €50 per hour.659-696-455. PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing/ domiciliary team. Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517

S.O.S. INSURANCE Car-HomeHealth-Comercial. Funeral Plans and Insurance. Tlf:-966-787123/622-275-561/686-116-297

DRUMMOND 3.1/2 CENTRE LATHE 3.1/2HP motor, 3 chucks. Faceplate. 200€ ONO. Tlf:-965747-116 HAIRDRESSING EQUIPMENT 1 backwash unit, Hood Dryer on Stand, Climazon Dryer Nearly New 1000€. Genuine Interest Only Tlf:620-408-678 AUTOMATIC GATE SYSTEMS €399!! Automatic Garage Doors €249!! Fully Installed/Guaranteed! All brands repaired 627-191-639/ www.elektro-nex.com WHEELCHAIR Light, Foldable, Hardly used. 150€. Mobility Scooter 40km range 499€. Both like new! Tlf:-627-019-403 2 X MATCHING SOFA TABLES Circular, Diameter 60cm, Height 55cm, 3 legged pedestal base, Light oak finish. VCG. Altea area, Buyer collects. 50€ the pair. 691202-307

AT MICHAEL’S Lovely 3-piece suite in beige leather. Two dark blue leather sofas. Comfortable blue leather recliner. See more than 600 photos on: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S Exercise equipment like professional stepper etc. Large Phillips professional solarium. Visit our Port shop or see photos: www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579 1328 AT MICHAEL’S you also get NEW high quality Spanish beds. All sizes available as we deal directly with the manufacturers! Famous brands like United Colors of Benetton, etc www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S brown wicker bedroom furniture, chest of drawers, bedsides, headboards etc See more than 600 photos on: www.michaels-javea.com (updates every 5-6 days) MICHAEL’S 28 YEARS IN JAVEA ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www.michaels-javea.com Tel 96-579-1328

WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewellery, vintage watches bought sold part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafron near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003. Tel:965-792-595

G.S PARTY HIRE Planning a party. Do you need tables,chairs,crockery ,glasses. Outside catering and bar for all occasions. Then contact me for more information on.635-109375/693-371-654/966-194-984 BALLROOM/LATIN/SEQUENCE DANCING with LA BAMBA’s. Los Arcos Restaurant, Avenida Baleares,Torrevieja, New Beginners class Monday 10.30am12.30pm. SOCIAL DANCE Saturday 7.30pm-10pm.Tuesday Improvers Lesson 7.30pm-8.30pm plus SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm10.30pm. New Venue: The Wok Royal, Benijofer (966-714-820) New Beginners Class: Monday, 7.30pm-8.30pm, Argentine Tango Class 8.30pm-9pm plus SOCIAL DANCE: 8.30pm-10.30pm Tel: Andrea and Brian 616-478-157 WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our Free English call centre now to find your nearest meeting. 900-818-794

INDUSTRIAL CATERING EQUIPMENT chicken machine with stand 1200euro, meat slicer 200euro, 2mtr canopy with motor 1550euro, bottle fridge 250euro,double frier 10x10,375euro,dish washer 800euro,double glass fronted fridge 800euro,bain marie 3 pot 270euro, 120cm gas plancha 750euro, tele 693-004-845. SINGERS, DJ\’S, KJ\’S 1TB media drive inc:-110k up to date karaoke tracks, 1k + M/F/duet backing tracks, 500+music videos. 400+ music albums. Karaoke & DJ software etc etc. 225euros. CC accepted via paypal. call Paul . 659-511-951 FANTASTIC WORK HORSE JOHN DEERE tractor 515. Old but in full working condition with brand new battery, including cultivator and bucket. Three arm hydraulics. Operates on red diesel. Selling due to house move. Good buy at 3,000euros.Brand new cast iron log burner. Never been used. Self cleaning glass fronted doors. Including flue. 300euros. Wrought iron double bed with mattress (50 euros) and three single beds with mattress 30euros each. All immaculate condition. Aspe near Elche area.Telephone 645-746-502 BEV´S CAKES For all occasions, made to your specification. Alfaz/ Benidorm areas. Call for more info 670-533-488 KARAOKE MEDIA PLAYER Special Offer 500GB. 80,000songs, software, songbooks, bar/home use. 195euros Tlf:-657-766-341 POOL, SNOOKER TABLES Also Table Tennis and Darts. Will beat any price!. Tlf:-666-933-726. www.spainpool.com

HONDA BROSS 650CC LIGHTWEIGHT Water cooled vtwin (75mpg) superb condition ITV & TAX 32K just serviced including new battery & plugs, Spanish reg 1000euros ovno 651-186-765

Ford Ka 2008 - 3 door hatch 1.3. 22,000 kms, 1 owner. Full service history. A/C, PAS, ABS €5,750

600-726-622 | 96555-687-976

www.fwreurocars.com

Mercedes CLK230

Cabriolet Auto/Tip 1999 (2000 model) 2.3 Auto Kompressor 170,000 kms, 3 owners Full service history

€8,450

600-726-622 | 96555-687-976

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ACE AUTOS British & Spanish used car sales

00 RENAULT KANGOO VAN 1.9 DIESEL P/S 1,950€ 03 SUZUKI WAGON R 5 DOOR A/C P/S E/W CLEAN 3,750€ 01 HYUNDAI ATOS RED 5 DOOR A/C E/W P/S 2,750€ 97 AUDI A4 A/C E/W P/S ALLOYS MET B.R.G. 1,750€ 01 SEAT IBIZA DIESEL 3 DOORLOW KMS A/C 2,750€ 03 HONDA CIVIC 5 DOOR A/C ALLOYS C.D. 3,750€ 03 DEAWOO MATIZ 5 DOOR A/C P/S E/W V/CLEAN 3,750€ 94 OPEL ASTRA AUTO MATIC 1 OWNER V.G.C. 1,950€ 96 SEAT CORDOBA 1.9 DIESEL 4 DOOR A/C P/S 1,950€ 98 FORD MONDEO GHIA 4 DOOR A/C P/S E/W 1,950 97 DAEWOO LANOS 3 DOOR HATCH A/C P/S 1,450€ 96 OPEL VECTRA ESTATE ALLOYS A/C CLEAN 1,950€ 97 FIAT PUNTO CABRIOLET ALLOYS, C.D. P/S 1,950€ U.K. CARS 93 MERCEDES 300E DIESEL L.H.D. V/CLEAN ALLOYS 1,250€ 04 FORD FOCUS 5 DOOR T.D.I. ALLOYS A/C M.O.T. 3,950€ 01 RENAULT LAGUNA ONLY 55,OOO MILES M.O.T. 1,250€ MANY MORE CARS IN STOCK ALL WITH NEW ITV/MOT´S P/X ON MOST CARS.

Tel: 620 738 023 10am to 5pm FIND US NEAR NEW MERCADONA. PUEBLO PRINCIPE, VILLA MARTIN

Cars wanted for cash LHD/RHD

08 - 14 april 2011

CITROEN PICASSO XSARA. 1.6 SX. Sept 2003. 2 Owners, FSH, Alloys, Aircon, CD, Front Fogs, Pic-Nic Tables, Rear privacy Glass, Lovely Condition. Metallic Burgundy only 5750€ Includes 1 year warranty and transfer. . Tel 600-726-622/965-687-976 or simply view our easy to use website www.fwreurocars.com LOOKING FOR A CAR? We have a nice selection of LHD and RHD Vehicles for sale or exchange from only 1500€, Automatics, Saloons, MPV´s, 4x4´s, Sports, Cariolets, and Commercials. New and used Vehicles Sourced. Tel Frank your friendly English car sales on the Costa Blanca. Tel 600-726622/965-687-976 or simply view our easy to use website www.fwreurocars.com BLUE OPEL CORSA 2004, 1.3 TD, 5 DR, 57K genuine kms. 1 owner from new. Full electrics, cd player, power steering. ITV 2012, SUMA paid. 2995€ Call:627-463-523 BREAKERS YARD HGV, Vans, 4x4, Cars, Bikes. Most vehicle parts in stock. Delivery service for engines, etc. Vehicle sales and scrappage service. Free pick-up and transfer. Call 692-790-377. Email: hgmservices@yahoo.com PEUGEOT PARTNER COMBI 2009 1.9 Ltr diesel, white, Spanish LHD, good maintenance record, reliable, good condition 2995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD KA, 1997, 1.3 LTR Petrol, Spanish LHD, blue, electric windows,central locking, air conditioning, only 80510 klm. 2495€ www.venuscars.com 965-368-274 FORD TRANSIT CONNECT T200, 2005 1.8 TDCI, diesel, Spanish LHD, only one owner/driver. Very well maintained.4995€ www. venuscars.com 965-368-274 SUZUKI VITARA, 2002 4X4, Spanish LHD, Burgundy/Silver, 1.9 Ltr diesel, manual, only 43000 KLM 5995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 SEAT TOLEDO, 1998 Petrol Automatic, white, Spanish LHD,air con, all round elc windows, good condition 2495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 BUMPERS, WINGS AND MIRRORS All body panels for all cars supplied. Tel:-966-877-145 or 618-592-396 HEADLIGHTS4U.COM Left hand drive headlights supplied and fitted. All makes. Also air conditioning rechargeTel:-966-877-145 or 618-592-396 WANTED Scrap cars, vans, lorries, plant and caravans. Turn your scrap into cash. Free collection. Tel.689929395 WE BUY any car,van,motorhome,boat, jet ski. Instant decision at good prices. Tel 680 -665-583 WANTED I buy any car, van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

WARNING!!! Are you exterior painting? Before you paint, get this FREE essential report. Tlf:-966114-546 or download at www.paintmyvilla.com PAINTOR AND DECORATOR Exterior/interior Spray Painting Specialist. Woodwork, iron work, all aspects. For a free friendly, no obligation quote call Kevin Guilfoyle. 965-831-209/636-653516 or Guifoyle.kev66@gmail.com

Dominatrix and Submissive. Couples including Same Sex Couples. “Anything Goes” Can sometimes accomodate. Home Visits no extra Charge/Low Fees. Call me now on 655-058-554 GORGEOUS ENGLISH BLOND 45 years, Massage, 1 hour or over night, 15 mins Alicante airport.Tel:Karen 662-049-021 ELEGANT, SLIM, SEXY LADY ESCORT My Place, Home or Hotel visits. Torrevieja-La MangaMazarron Areas. Tlf:-693-357-526

park homes for sale throughout the UK 12 month occupancy part exchange considered on your Spanish or UK home for more information call 0044-151633-2321 or email : alan.aitken@hotmail.co.uk CLASSIC SPANISH OLD TOWN HOUSE CALLOSA. 3 double bedrooms (one en-suite) new kitchen, large living room/diner. Bbq terrace and LOTS more. Recently reformed/fully furnished. 135,000€ Tel:609-177-032.

CAMPELLO 2 bedroom/2 bathroom apartment with magnificent sea views. 199.000€. See our blog for details at www. apartment-for-sale-campello-spain. com and/or 670-661-605

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VAN LEAVING FOR THE U/K every two weeks space both ways. Great rates contact Joe on 966074-576 or 650-341-087 or email civic1235@msn.com MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535 LARGE EMPTY VAN with experienced owner, driver returning to UK regularly. Dave: 965-329610/ 686-767-839 MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846-260 or 0044-7519186-355 email:-van. man@hotmail.co.uk

ALL SATELLITE SYSTEMS Installed, Maintained and Repaired. 10 years experience with Satellites in Spain. All areas covered. Tlf:Hugh-690-275-223 CRYSTAL CLEAR SATELLITE AND INTERNET TV for all your digital and TV requirements. No Annual Fees on Sky Cards. Steve:660-186-505/Ros:-965-584-097. www.ccsattv.com info@ccsattv.com

TURN YOUR UNWANTED FURNITURE Electrical, Household Goods and Bric-a-brac into Cash. Anything! Anywhere! 965-319220/618-165-877 WANTED - GYM EQUIPMENT ladies/mens mountain bike Javea Tel 606-936-012 karensg8@gmail. com WANTED TECHNICS 1200 OR 1210 TURNTABLE in good condition. Tel:-617-893-036 or email kath_poole@hotmail.com GOLD WANTED!! English Jeweller, will buy for cash, broken or unwanted gold jewellery and coins. Tlf:Peter-664-890-990 RECORDS AND CD´S WANTED Top cash paid. Pop, Rock, Blues. Tlf:-630-665-363

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, consciencious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. 8 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

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The final whistle With Andy Kay

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ICC don’t see Dennis Jordan NORTH REGION

Mike Probert SOUTH REGION

Shalke 04 player Raúl González

THE INTERNATIONAL Cricket Council has become the latest governing body to show that they are completely out of touch with their own sport, not to mention expert opinion, by announcing that the next Cricket World Cup will only feature the top ten Test playing nations. This means the likes of the Netherlands and Ireland will be frozen out of cricket’s showpiece one-day event for at least eight years, and this despite the fact that Ireland, for instance, have a better one-day ranking than Zimbabwe who will get to play in Australia and New Zealand in four years’ time. It’s a desperately poor decision and one that the ICC has tried to justify by saying that it wants a shorter tournament. However, it’s been reported that unlike in India last month when there were sometimes two or three games a day, in 2019 there will only be one match per day to fit in with TV, so the event will go on for just as long anyway. It would have been far better to invite the ‘big eight’: India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, England, West Indies, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand with a play-off between Ireland, Netherlands, Kenya and Zimbabwe for the remaining two places. But that would have been quite sensible, and as we all know, governing bodies don’t do sensible! SCHALKE 04 HIT 5 While most of this week’s Champions League headlines have been about Barca, Real Madrid and Manchester United, the stand-out result from the quarter-finals was Schalke’s 5 – 2 away win at holders Inter Milan. The German side are only sitting in mid table in the Budesliga but in Europe they’ve been a revelation, topping their group and overcoming a strong looking Valencia side to reach the last eight. With a semi-final against either Manchester United or Chelsea in the offing who knows, we could be looking at a Spain v Germany final?

Murcia Golf Hound Murcia Region

GOLF IN the North of the Costa Blanca is busy and I am pleased to say that the courses are in great condition. Bonalba was buzzing last week which is good to see after a slow start to the season. Font Del Llop is getting busier for sure, but when the weather is bad or has rained through the night then players are restricted as buggies cannot be used at all. This is because there isn’t a path all the way round the course so buggies at some stage have to go on the fairways. Obviously this is the best option for the course but not for the golfer as Font Del llop is a long round and to have to walk for some is not an option. It has been said that the paths will be sorted soon, which will attract even more players, especially those of us that like a challenged round of our favourite sport!

WELL THE weather has improved for us this last week with higher temperatures and sunny days. In an attempt to ‘lure’ some of you back onto the golf course we have a special offer exclusive to RTN Golf Club members and readers. At the beautiful Vistabella course located close to the town of Los Montesinos, we have a limited number of ‘2 player and 1 buggy’ deals available for only €82 which is a full €10 lower than the already discounted spring public price and represents unbeatable value. There are still more spring deals than normal available on a number of local courses and in particular the deal at La Peraleja has proved popular, as have the deals at Altorreal, Las Colinas and La Serena. Remember that we are fast approaching the main greens hollow tining season when putting surfaces will not be at their best so get in a round at a good price before this happens. AFTER ALL my talk about food and drink last week I felt I should get back on the wagon (in both senses of the word) and head down South for a look at the condition of the courses in our neighbouring province of Almeria. My first stop was Aguilon golf and after I´d wound my way round the mountains and had some fantastic views of the sun-kissed Med I found a golf course in great condition. I was informed that after some troubles with the greens they had restored them to their former glory and they weren´t wrong. The views, golf course and general tranquillity made for the perfect golfing setting. Next stop was Valle del Este! The practice facilities, clubhouse, staff and golf course made for a great experience. Sitting on the terrace with my caña (oops) with views of the golf course and pool, the general ambience was very pleasant.Finally I trotted off to Desert Springs and found an oasis in the midst of the desert landscape. Again, the practice facilities, clubhouse, service and golf course were immaculate. Check out Murcia Golf´s price for a two night stay to play these 3 courses. Price includes 2 nights, half board, spa access and 3 green fees as well as a great experience and a fantastic weekend away!

NORTH Region

Golf Course

RTN Price

Comments

Alenda

€45

Single Green fee

Alicante Golf

€46

Single Green fee + Buggy

Bonalba

€42

Single Green fee

Don Cayo

€43

Single Green fee

El Plantio

€45

Single Green fee

Font del Llop

€40

Single Green Fee

Villaitana Par 62

€39

Single Green fee + Buggy

Villaitana Par 72

€45

Single Green fee

For more information email Dennis at dennis@roundtownnews.com or direct to www.benidormgolf.com on 630 714 373.

SOUTH Region Golf Course

RTN Price

Altorreal

€55

Comments

€65

2 Players and 1 Buggy (Mon-Fri) 2 Players and 1 Buggy (Tue,Wed,Thurs)

Hacienda del Alamo

€30

Single Green Fee (3pm)

La Serena

€90

Single Green Fee (3pm)

Polaris World Courses

€92

2 Players and 1 Buggy

Roda

€100

2 Players and 2 Buggy (limit)

Las Ramblas

€33

Single Green Fee (3pm)

VistaBella

€82

Single Green Fee (S.Deal)

La Finca

€42

Single Green Fee (2.30pm)

Las Colinas

€260

4 Players and 1 Buggy (3pm)

€76

2 Players and 1 Buggies

€140

4 Players and 2 Buggy

La Peraleja

For more information contact Mike at mike@roundtownnews.com or direct at Costa Blanca Green Fee Services on 966 704 752 or 661 345 931.

MURCIA Region Golf Course

RTN Price

Comments

La Envia

€41

Single Green fee

Valle del Este

€70

2 Green fees

Aguilón

€40

Single Green fee

Alborán

€48

Single Green fee

Two night stay

€189

Almerimar

€60

Single Green Fee

Desert Springs

€65

Single Green fee

2N, 1/2board,3Green Fees

For more information contact the Hound on Facebook, twitter: murciagolf@roundtownnews.com or 671 748 625.

SPOT THE SPOT KICK Another big game and another big decision missed by the officials, all 87 of them, or however many UEFA now insist look after European matches. I cannot see the point of the extra officials if they are going to fail to spot a clear cut penalty like the one Chelsea should have had against Manchester United when Evra brought down Ramires. It was the latest in a long list of 18 yard box cock-ups and UEFA President Michel Platini needs to admit that his experiment just doesn’t work and step up the search for technology as soon as he can muster up the courage to say he was wrong in the first place. MASTERS MISERY? Has Luke Donald made a major gaffe by winning the par 3 competition ahead of the Masters this weekend? Remember, no man has ever won the light hearted preevent competition and gone on to wear the Green jacket in the same year. But, there’s a real European ‘feel’ to Augusta this year and perhaps Donald, the WGC World Match Play champion, could be the man to break the hex?

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Why do I need a coach? Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891

IN THE last two weeks I have spent a lot of time with other coaches from South East Spain doing some promotional work for our sport that will hopefully attract golfers from abroad to our shores. These coaches were not just British but came from all over Europe and are plying their trade here in Spain and have a number of years experience between them working with all nationalities. During the many conversations that went on during breaks in filming an alarming statistic emerged: British golfers seem the most reluctant to have lessons to improve their games. The consensus seemed to suggest that this was because of the way golf lessons are given by some teaching professionals in the United Kingdom who stubbornly refuse to change the way they work and enter the twenty first century. The way golf coaching has changed in the last five years has been hard to believe unless you have been involved with the sport at the sharp end. Nowadays golf coaches are just that; coaches first and foremost and not teachers. The difference is dramatic to say the least. Teacher usually issue ‘to do’ instructions whereas a good coach will ensure that during a coaching session the desired improvement is learned by the student and fully understood. In my experience that has not always been the case in the past with the instructor who spends most of the time he is supposed to be improving your golf leaning on a golf club looking like he’d much rather be somewhere else. Virtually all coaches now acknowledge that the next big improvements in golf are going to come about with better mental training. Mention that to the vast majority of British golfers and once again the consensus of opinion suggested that they’ll think you are some sort of fruit and nut case. On all the major tours in The World all the leading players and coaches have the same opinion that this is the way forward. I know that some people reading this article will think I am having a go at the British golfers in Spain. I

am certainly not. What I am trying to do is show the way forward. Most other Northern European nations are only too happy to have coaching in all aspects of golf to improve and that is why I think they will soon pass us in the race to become the countries with the lowest average handicaps in Europe. For the younger generation that wants to progress to play golf at a relatively high level consider what I am saying, for those who want to improve please consider what I am saying. For those who want to stagnate, just think I am some sort of idiot desperate for business. WIN A ROUND OF GOLF FOR 2 INCLUDING BUGGY AT THE BEAUTIFUL EL PLANTIO RESORT IN ALICANTE To enter this competition, simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over 180€ will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection. QUESTION FOR 8TH APRIL 2011 Where is The 2011 US Open due to be played? A. Congressional CC B. Bethpage Black C. Hazeltine All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 1st May 2011 to be entered into April’s draw, to be made on May 1st. The winner will be announced in RTN on May 6th 2011. NOEL EASTWELL GOLF ACADEMY AT EL PLANTIO Get the most out of your game: for the very best in golf tuition contact Noel on 639 730 891.

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Cast Off with

Robbie France

SO, AS we mentioned last week, it’s time to head back from your destination. We are assuming you will be going ‘downwind’, (with the wind at your back). To put this in very basic nautical terms…we are preparing to jibe. There are commands which you will learn as you move forward with experience, but I’m here to explain, in as brief a manner as possible, what this entails and what the pitfalls are. With the leeward run, you must be aware at all times of the possibilities of the boom sometimes sweeping across the boat in a rapid (and therefore potentially dangerous!) and unpredictable manner. The accidental jibe is a phrase you will become more and more familiar with as we go on this seafaring journey together. However, before reaching for the incontinence pads, there are many hints on how to avoid problems… starting with the cardinal rule of sailing: be vigilant! As most of us sail with others, it is vital one of us concentrates solely on the wheel or tiller, giving instructions to our crew explaining what we are trying to achieve. ‘Ready to jibe’, the mainsail is brought in by the crew towards the centre of the boat. As the helmsman steers the boat through the wind… get ready! The sails will

fill with wind rapidly; (hopefully…that’s what we’re out there for!); the boom will want to swing across the boat, taking out all and sundry… if they’re not careful. The boom swings over the boat, the crew will allow the mainsail to move into position before winching it back into a place allowing the wind to fill the jib; again the crew will trim the jib accordingly In my own personal mishaps, I’ve only landed on my backside a couple of times when the wind has behaved unpredictably…which is going to happen… but nothing serious occurred because we were aware of each other’s job and each other’s position on the boat. The problems with jibing occur when the crew take their eye off the prize. A smooth transit: nothing more…nothing less. There are thousands of articles on this topic, but remember…watch each other’s backs, sometimes literally, and you’ll be fine. I took a complete novice out the other afternoon and the wind was being its usual unpredictable self. Just watch out for the crew. Feel the wind. Keep calm. You’ll be right as rain. Next week? I’ll be talking through the emails, questions and comments regarding ‘Cast Off’. Should be fun! Full sails and smooth sailing!

“I start from the premise that no object created by man is as satisfying to his body and soul as a proper sailing yacht.”. Arthur Beiser (The Proper Yacht)

08 - 14 april 2011

Fishing Maggots End by

David Hoare

968 199 279

For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com THIS WEEK´S match was the 2nd round of the Summer Championship, the venue having to be changed from Olivarejos due to access problems, to the river Segura in Murcia. The river was still in full flow and around a foot+ higher than normal. At least this week there was no rain; only sunshine. The fish were still feeding in the flow, but also for those with reeds within pole distance, they managed to catch steadily through the day and this proved to be the winning method. TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Ian (Irish Wizard) Dalzell, fishing the pole using corn with 19.88 kilos 2nd Stuart (I´m married again) Taylor, fishing the feeder using maggot with 16.40 kilos 3rd Bill (The Master) Reade, fishing the feeder using bread and worms with 12.56 kilos ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS supplied by Terry Screen The 10th and penultimate round of the Abbey Angling Cup was fished at the River Segura on the 29th March 2010. The bamboos are now growing at a fast rate and will be back to normal in no time at all; also the river was flowing fast with a lot of dead bamboo canes in the water both sides, with this causing tackle and fish to get snagged. Almost all the anglers were losing fish on the day and most opted to fish the feeder. 1st Stan (The Man) Roberts with 10.820kg

2nd Bill (The Master) Reade with 10.490kg 3rd Lennie (Ex Cultural Attache) Bolton with 6.580kg Fishing the feeder with corn or maggot All details are available from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368. Anglers Together ANGLERS TOGETHER was formed to introduce and encourage anglers of all abilities to meet up and get together to fish, either sea or freshwater. Firm friendships have been formed during the time the group has been active and information on fishing venues and licenses required are available at the meetings or by regular emailed newsletters. Meetings are held in two locations on the second Friday and Saturday of each month. Anyone with an interest in fishing (sea or freshwater) is welcome to come along to a meeting to see what we’re about. The next meeting at Mary’s Bar, Campoverde (near Pilar de la Horadada) will be held on Friday 8th April at 12 noon. There is a new venue for the Puerto de Mazarron meeting starting in January 2011. On Saturday 9th April at 12 noon the meeting will be held at The New Royal Bar and Restaurant at El Alamillo, opposite the seafront between Isla Plana and the Port. Refreshments and lunch are available at each location. Come along to a meeting nearest to you.

Sailing Association Mar Menor

SAMM SPRING Racing Series starts on Sunday 10th April. The series will run fortnightly from April to June from the CAR jetty in Los Narejos. It is handicap racing and you will need to let us know at least 7 days in advance of your intention to race. Non-members are welcome to come and join us for the day: you will be able to join SAMM for the day with the possibility of becoming a full member at a later date. Also arrangements can be made to use the slip to launch your boat. We will be racing dingies, multihulls and cruisers. This is an ‘all day’ event with two races: one in the morning starting at 11.30am and the second at 2pm in the afternoon, with a break for lunch. Registration starts at 10.30am. If you are interested in joining us please contact John at john.down@sailingmarmenor.com