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Trophies for Torrevieja swimming club Saturday 2nd April saw the Torrevieja swimming club win three trophies p12
An alliance of services What is it that makes a successful business woman – Commitment? Creativity? Empathy? Confidence? Integrity? p31
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Once again a mixed bag of property related headlines this month across Spain with reports that foreign investment in Spanish property went up 2.9% in 2010 despite the increase in VAT from July onwards, to 3.757€ million, after falling 31.5% in 2009 p36
Where are they all? We are now in the middle of what our local golf courses consider “ High Season” p63
Issue 600
Storm over coastal law by Jack Troughton
A STORM of protest continues to rage over the clampdown under the controversial coastal law with claims Spain’s valuable tourist industry will suffer and unemployment rise. Restaurants and bars were this week ordered to remove tables and umbrellas from public areas next to the sea under the ‘Ley de Costas’ – a piece of national legislation designed to protect the coast. Angry business owners already hit by the economic downturn say they face ruin unless steps are taken to help them ride out the crisis and maximise earnings during the holiday season. And visitors to one Costa Blanca resort were left baffled as they lost the Turning back opportunity for a Shirley the pages Valentine-type experience – Geoff – eating and drinking next Gartland, RTN’s to the Mediterranean. Managing RTN readers will be aware of Director, holding issue the much publicised threats to the ever popular beach one bars – the ‘chiringuitos’ – that have been widely reported in the press. However, this week and just by Jack Troughton days before the start of the RTN REACHES a proud milestone today (Friday) as issue 600 comes off the press Easter rush, Javea’s Mayor and hits the streets as one of the largest and most recognisable English newspa- Eduardo Montfort brought pers in Spain. matters to a head when he Now in its 12th year, the paper has constantly evolved since its launch in October ordered the removal of the 1999 when it was available as a ‘paid for’ title. offending furniture outside restaurants after a formal Read the full story on page 5.
Celebrate a happy 600th edition
complaint from the coastal authorities. He said local police officers would enforce the town hall’s ruling and ruled the council would insure “illegal” occupation of public land would cease – with lorries standing by to remove furniture. And he maintains Javea would lose its coveted Blue Flag awards if the “encroachment” on land bordering the sea was allowed to continue. Warning letters were issued to businesses along Avenida Marina Espanola in Javea Port and also at the Arenal beach. Comments posted on Javea’s online newsletter ‘Xabiaaldia’ are mixed – some in favour of insuring the public areas remained open to all, others calling for the protection of the tourist industry and employment in the town. In previous years businessmen have been allowed to keep operating in the prime sites by paying a fine into public coffers. Now confrontation seems certain. But local politicians are calling for urgent round the table talks between businessmen, the town hall, and Madrid. Continued on page 3
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Continued from front page Oscar Anton, a lawyer and leader of Xabia Democratica, said restaurants and bars had used the spaces for a long time and the clampdown appeared to be a strategy of confrontation and divide and conquer ahead of the local elections. “I can understand why people are angry. I have been talking to the owners and they fear they may have to cut their employees down by half if they lose half of their tables,” he told RTN. “There has been a similar problem in Valencia but the mayor tried to defend local businesses – I don’t agree with the full occupation of public space, which is too much. “But we need a committee to discuss the situation and try to find agreement – otherwise it is bad for the local economy and for tourism.” Juan Planelles, Nueva Javea’s candidate for mayor, called for talks to attempt to reach a consensus that was good for all sides. He warned that after a “gruelling winter” that any hasty decision “could ruin businesses and damage the employment sector.” And Jose Juan Castello, the
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Petrol prices reach all time high
Alicante’s El Altet is the 2nd most profitable airport in Spain
by Julie Day The price of petrol has risen by 0,45% in the last week to a price of 1,336€ per litre, reaching an all time high in Spain. This means that petrol prices have gone up for the ninth consecutive time, with the price of diesel also rising by 0,39% to 1,292€ a litre. Now, the cost of filling up a car costs an average of 66,82€ - 8,3€ more than a year ago - and to fill your car with diesel will cost an average of 64,6€ - an incredible 12€ more than in 2010. As a result of these rising costs the government has put in place a series of measures, including reducing the maximum driving speed on motorways to 110km per hour and reducing the price of RENFE train tickets, in a bid to reduce Spain’s energy bill by 5%, which currently sits at 2,300 million euros a year. Nonetheless, in spite of seeing our petrol prices rise yet again, they are still the cheapest to be found in the euro zone countries and in most of Europe. This is due to less tax being added to the price of petrol in Spain than elsewhere.
Bid for United shirt by Jack Troughton FUND RAISERS will auction a signed Manchester United shirt next Friday (April 22nd) to raise money for two children’s cancer charities, ASPANION and AECC Infantil. Bay Radio will auction the prize - signed by Javier Hernandez – in a sale run in conjunction with Race for Life Javier. The live auction runs from 10am until 5.30pm and bids can be accepted by telephone or email and the unfolding drama will be broadcast live on air. The lucky winner will be announced at 5.50pm. To make a bid by ‘phone call either 96 579 5596 or 96 579 6761, alternatively email studio@bayradio.fm And to find out more about Race for Life
Javea go to the website www.raceforlifejavea.com or contact carreraporlavida@gmail.com Inside the new terminal
Palma de Mallorca was top, while Málaga increased its income but made a loss due to the extra cost of the new terminal. El Altet brought in before-tax profits of 43.78 million € last year, with growth of more than 5%. Passenger volume was up by 2.7%, and the number of flights by 0.3% on 2009. Close to 9.4 million people used El Altet’s facilities last year, EFE reports. Palma de Mallorca’s Son Sant Joan
Airport was slightly ahead, with its 43.9 million € before-tax income making it AENA’s most profitable airport in 2010. On the Costa del Sol, Málaga increased its income by 3% in 2010, but made aftertax losses of 16.51 million €. Europa Press reports that this is mainly due to the new terminal which opened in March last year, which has meant an increase in costs, despite air traffic and passenger volume increasing last year.
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Jet2.com go the extra mile by Julie Day When Ruth Blackwood, founder of Casa Capaz, a company that provides tailored holidays for people with learning disabilities, went to Murcia airport last Thursday lunchtime to await the arrival of new client, Elizabeth Clabby from Edinburgh, she became slightly apprehensive to hear that the Jet2. com flight had been diverted. Usually, Ruth would fly over to the UK to pick up her clients and travel back to Spain with them, but for the first time since starting her business two years ago, one of her clients – Elizabeth - said that she would like to make the journey on her own. After speaking to other people who were also awaiting the arrival of the same flight, Ruth found out that the plane had landed in Alicante, after a small jet fighter had overshot the runway in Murcia, and that all the passengers would by sent down to San Javier airport by coach. At this point, Ruth received a phone call from Julie Munton from Jet2.com, who said that Elizabeth was with her and would be on the coach travelling down to San Javier airport. Relief. Two hours later, and the bus finally arrived, but there was
no sign of Elizabeth. Now Ruth began to really panic and went over to the Jet2.com desk to find out what had happened. She was greeted with: “Oh, are you Ruth? Julie has Elizabeth and is bringing her down herself in the car. They’ll be here in five minutes.” Apparently, although Elizabeth is very capable, can do things for herself and was extremely brave to travel alone, Julie decided to drive her herself, due to Jet2.com’s policy of one-to-one support for wheelchair users. Within a few minutes, Elizabeth arrived, was very calm and happy and ready to enjoy her holiday. Ruth Blackwood would just like to thank Jet2.com for their professionalism, help and care, and especially to Julie Munton who made the journey with Elizabeth from Alicante to Murcia airport by car. “I’m so pleased that I had chosen Jet2.com for this flight and I want to thank them for their professionalism in dealing with an unassisted client with learning difficulties in such an efficient way. I appreciate the extra mile that was given to ensure that my client remained calm and arrived at her destination safe and sound. I do have a choice of airlines that I could use when flying
Happy 600th RTN! IT has been a rollercoaster ride but RTN – Round Town News in the old days – never looked back from a landmark decision to go free with issue 105 and as a ‘freebie’ went from 2,000 copies a week to 20,000 and a current minimum print run of 50,000. And always maintaining a firm footing in the expat community, the paper has never flinched from tackling difficult and controversial issues – whether they be here on the Costas, nationally across Spain, and even globally. It seems our readers agree – there are more than 175,000 of them a week – and thousands more logging in to read news, views and features on line as the website became one of
the most visited in Spain. In fact the website www.roundtownnews.co.uk made a little bit of history by becoming the first to have a virtual newspaper using new technology to the full. It allowed RTN to produce a weekly newsletter sent out over the internet and giving a sneak preview of Friday’s paper, another first. The paper even expanded to form its own telecoms company, the increasingly popular RTN Network, the first title to achieve the breakthrough. And RTN led the field again when the decision was taken to publish two editions, north and south, to insure readers were kept in touch with truly local events. Innovation has always been at the forefront. There is the property
clients out to Spain but from now on I will always use Jet2. com in the future due to the service that was given by them”.
Elizabeth waves goodbye to Spain at the Jet2.com desk
portal Spanish Homes Finder www.spanishhomefinder.com which links buyers and sellers on the market, and a Yellow Pages style business listing with www.thebizspain.com The RTN Golf Club deservedly earns a mention. More than 1,700 sportsmen and women signed up and enjoy bargain green fees, competitions and special offers on equipment. Again a first and the club utilises the power of the net to give a real voice to golfers. Geoff Gartland, RTN’s managing director, believes the ability to change with the times has kept the paper at the forefront of the press on the Costas and allowed it to remain a favourite with expats. “Looking back to those very early days we have certainly evolved and become the very recognisable newspaper readers enjoy today,” he said. “We bring news and views from across the
community and by recruiting professional journalists RTN has been able to set a standard for newspapers in Spain.” Geoff added: “I was proud to see our 600th issue take shape and will take some satisfaction on Thursday evening when I watch it ‘go to bed’ – but, of course, that means everyone starts working on the 601st edition! “A huge thanks to all the RTN team who work so hard producing the paper, our contributors and columnists – and all the advertisers who support us and make it all possible. “And finally, I must give a very big thank-you to all our readers for going out and picking up a copy of the paper every week or reading it online.” CELEBRATE WITH RTN enter this week’s fabulous competition on page 6 . First prize is a three night, all expenses paid break in Morocco.
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Bus service to Alicante airport to run from this month by Julie Day After five years of petitioning, an express bus service linking the city of Torrevieja with Alicante airport is set to operate from the end of April. Sealed bids to carry out this public service from two different companies are being studied at present and the mayor of Torrevieja has stated that the new bus service will probably start to function from as early as this month. The direct public transport service will run 365 days a year and consist of 12 journeys to the airport and 12 journeys back to Torrevieja, with additional return journeys at peak times of the year. The cost of each single journey has been estimated at 7€ per person and buses can be picked up from Torrevieja’s bus station from 7.30am until 10.30pm during the low season and until midnight during the summer months. An interior route of approximately 65km has been chosen, avoiding
the N-332 coastal road, which is prone to congestion and slower driving speeds. The bus will follow the CV-905 and the A-7 motorway. With a population of more than 100,000, half of who are foreign, and 60% of those foreigners being European residents, who regularly fly and make use of the airport, it is certain that this service will be welcomed by thousands. In addition, a new local bus service running through the urbanisations of Mar Azul and La Veleta in Torrevieja began running from the beginning of this week. Buses will access the urbanisations from the new roundabout and will travel through Avenida del Pacífico, Calle Juan Sebastián El Cano, Avenida Conquistadores, Avenida Juan de Austria and Calle Churruca. To complete this new service, two new bus stops have been put in place on the Avenida Conquistadores and Avenida Juan de Austria, next to the “Nuevo Amanecer” public school.
Express service linking Torrevieja to Alicante airport starts this April
From Reykjavik with love! IR club
This week Torrevieja is playing Host to a special football team from Iceland. Womens team, IR club ( Reykjavik Sportsclub) is using the Arco Mediterraneo IX urbanizaction, in Aguas Nuevas, as its base for a week of training ahead of the next season which starts at the end of May. Traning for the week has taken place at Torrevieja new Sports and recreation centre beside the Torrevieja FC football ground. IR club is currently paced fourth in the Icelandic Ladies Leagues First division and has a proud history of over 100years. Many national and International football teams come to this area of the Costa Blanca to train because of the good weather, food and excellent air quality. Good luck and best wishes to the IR team for next season!
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23,000 increase in the number of people in need of food in the Alicante province by Patricia Thompson The members of the Board of Trustees for the Alicante Food Bank, met recently to discuss current projects in the Province. The first thing that was discussed was the fact that in 2010, 47,000 individuals were helped with food and now in 2011 this number has risen to 70,400. The Spanish Federation of Food Banks (FESBAL) was appointed along with the Spanish Red Cross and National Caritas as a distribution centre for European food surpluses. Under the name of Aid Plan Fega 2010 CE. Last year, the Alicante Food Bank delivered a total of 2,483,832.8 kg of food with funds from public donation (EC), grants from the Generalitat Valenciana, and donations from the private sector. With the increasing number of people in
distress, it was decided that the Red Cross and the Federation of Food Bank will hold responsibility for distributing the food this year. Each of these groups has a total of 35,000 beneficiaries from within the Alicante province. The amount of food that has been donated is estimated at 6,000.000 kilos for 2011, and is to be shared between the Food Bank and Red Cross. This estimate suggests that each beneficiary will receive about 15 kilos of food to help alleviate their shortcomings. Rice, juice, cocoa powder, beef broth, infant cereal, vegetable soup, pasta, biscuits, flour, breast milk, UHT milk, custard, cheese, cured cheese mixture, tomato sauce are amongst the supplies that will be available to the Bank food to distribute among the most disadvantaged in our society. Today more than ever, solidarity is hended.
Record-breaking 8,000 in Valencia race against breast cancer THE VALENCIA ‘carrera de la mujer’ (Race for Women) saw almost 8,000 people turn up to run last Sunday. Last year saw 6,500 registered participants and this year’s numbers were far greater, including a few men dressed as women! The 5km race was won by Raquel Landín, an athlete from Silla, who finished in 18 minutes and 31 seconds.
More food is needed in 2011 to help feed the needy
Urban abuse cases finally make it to MEPs’ ears
THE EU Petitions Committee heard complaints from homeowners in Spain on Thursday 14 April who have lost or are losing their homes without compensation. MEPs heard of cases where homeowners have seen their homes demolished, or been left without electricity
or water and even been asked to pay developers’ debts. A spokesperson from the EU parliament is reported as saying that there should be a solution for these scandalous problems and that the Spanish national and regional governments need to cooperate.
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Alan Gilchrist
Overcome your Phobia the Fast Track Way As well as the simple sessions such as Fast Track Stop
The Costa Blanca’s Smoking in 30 minutes, Weight Control or the GasTop Hypnotherapist
troband, Fast Track Hypnosis can also help with a multitude of other problems as well including phobias. Over the 25 years I have been in practice I have dealt with thousands of people who had a phobia. Those ranged from the straightforward phobias such as Claustrophobia to the more unusual, such as a phobia of plastic spiders, gold, putting their false teeth in the wrong way round or passing wind in church!. Whenever I first started in practice like most people I assumed the most common phobia I would treat would be either mice or spiders. However this was not the case. The most common phobia that I would treat is Blushing (eureuthophobia ) where I would see quite a few people per day with this devastating phobia. A phobia is a totally irrational fear of people, places, objects or a potential situation. How a phobia can affect a person can vary greatly. It may be they prefer just to ignore it, to whereby in the phobic situation their heart starts beating very fast, perhaps a feeling of sickness, dryness of the mouth, tension, becoming breathless, to even a feeling of fainting. For whatever reason a person develops a phobia it can completely take over their life. They are constantly thinking about it and will create scenarios in their mind on how to avoid the phobic situation. Even if they do have to face it, how are they going to react at that time, or will they make a complete fool out of themselves etc. The list is endless! Put simply, a phobia is an outward projection of an internal anxiety. It can be created in many ways such as in severe stress, excessive anxiety caused by a re-
curring experience, or maybe by a past trauma. There are various methods that can be used to overcome a phobia using hypnosis. Regression therapy (not past life regression)
The Client is regressed to try to locate the origin of their phobia and to understand what the circumstances were that created it, and then remove the anxiety associated with it. This can take quite a few sessions to try to achieve using standard Hypnotherapy, perhaps up to 15 sessions. Fast Track Suggestion Therapy A method created by me where positive suggestions are implanted into the subconscious mind to counteract their fears and alter the perception of their particular phobia. I prefer to use the latter method, Fast Track Suggestion Therapy, as in my opinion it is the faster and a more effective way of dealing with any phobia. When I am talking to a client for the first time I like to explain my Fast Track Hypnosis method further. I would use the example of someone who watches a horror film on television, their conscious mind sees the image, and their subconscious mind reacts towards this image making the viewer become frightened. Obviously the image is totally unreal as it is only projected onto a piece of glass. In my view that is exactly how a phobia works! The conscious mind sees an image (real or imagined) such as a spider, and the subconscious reacts towards the image taking it totally out of proportion causing a feeling of panic. Using the calming effects of the Fast Track Hypnosis method the subconscious
mind is allowed see the phobia in a very funny way. The theory behind this is quite simple, by laughing at their phobia, they can not be frightened of it, and if they are not frightened of it, it goes away. The process normally takes only 4 sessions depending on the response and commitment from the client as opposed to the “1000 hour analysis” method used by psychologists , conventional Hypnotherapists, etc., however with the use of Fast Track Hypnosis it dramatically speeds up the whole process. CDs are also provided to reinforce the ongoing results as the client progresses and finally they are taught self-hypnosis to give positive suggestions to themselves without the use of CDs. Many people want to overcome their phobias, and after helping thousands of clients over the years to successfully conquer theirs, I decided to compile a list of as many phobias as I could and their technical name. This originally was a personal interest but the list just kept getting larger, and you can view the complete list on my web site alangilchrist.com. As you will be able see from the list it becomes evident that people can suffer a phobia about almost anything, from the supposedly common ones such as spiders -arachnophobia to the totally unusual e.g. the fear of long words which is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (common in journalism). This in itself would give the poor phobic person another phobia Phobophobia, a phobia of having a phobia! Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig,Guardamar and Benidorm. For an appointment, Brochure, or free of charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659229408. Or visit his web site alangilchrist.com.
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Pasión Vega cancels Trophies for Torrevieja all concerts
swimming club
by Julie Day Popular Spanish singer, Pasión Vega has cancelled all concerts on her tour due to the recent death of her mother. Vega was due to perform in Torrevieja’s Municipal Theatre on 18th May. Miguel Poveda, the talented Flamenco singer from Barcelona, has been contracted to perform instead. However, his concert will take place at 10pm on 7th May. Tickets for both concerts have been priced at 24€ and 28€, and therefore for those that have purchased tickets to see Pasión Vega, there will be an offer of an exchange of tickets or a refund available. For lovers of Flamenco music, seeing Poveda perform is a must as he has delighted audiences across the globe with his performances. The Municipal Institute of Culture of Torrevieja has announced that there will be no discounts offered for concerts in the Spring Cultural Programme of events to pensioners or the unemployed. Refunds, exchanges of tickets and the purchase of new tickets for Manuel Poveda will all take place at the Municipal Theatre box office from Tuesday – Friday from 11am – 1pm.
Saturday 2nd April saw the Torrevieja swimming club win three trophies in the 7th Raspeig Swimming Competition. Hosted by “Club Natacion Raspeig” in the San Vincente del Raspeig pool , Alicante , 13 clubs competed for prestigeous awards in 10 different swimming categories. Swimmers representing clubs from Raspeig, Petrer, Sax, Benidorm, Villena, Monovar, Eleche, Novelda, La Nucia, Eldense, Torrevieja, San Vincente and Alcoi all strived for bronze, silver and gold trophies. 13 of the Torrevieja clubs swimmer participated in the event which involved 282 swimmers covering ages from 6 to 16 years. Torrevieja swimming club successfully gained three trophies out of the 7 categories entered. For more information regarding Torrevieja Swimming Club, please contact Eddie Cagigao on 637869602 or by email on ecagigao@hotmail.com or at info@clubnataciontorrevieja.com
Pasión cancels tour due to mothers sudden death
SOS.4.8 announce 500 more tickets available
WITH THREE weeks still to go before the inauguration of the fourth edition of the two-day SOS.4.8 festival in Murcia, organisers informed earlier on this week that all of the tickets had sold out and that it would not be possible to purchase tickets at the festival on the night. However, a press release sent on Thursday morning now confirms that
an extra 500 “bonos” for the two days will be available. There are also a limited number (200) of “golden tickets” that are priced at 149€ each, which will entitle you to access to the VIP area, 40% discount at the bar and side access to the stage (with artists permission). This year’s SOS.4.8 festival will see the
likes of The Editors, Lori Meyers, Patti Smith, Suede, The Zombie Kids and international DJs such as Tiga and Tremtemoller. Tickets for the two days are priced at 70€. For further details about the SOS.4.8 festival or to purchase tickets, please visit their website at www.sos4.8.com.
The Torrevieja team
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II Beer festival organised by the Rotary Club Guardamar del Segura by Julie Day The second edition of the Beer Festival organized by the Rotary Club of Guardamar del Segura will take place in the town hall square from 10am until 4pm on Saturday 30th April. Activities within the event will include the tasting of several different types of beers and sandwiches containing all kinds of meat such as sausage, pork and chorizo. The event is open to the public and welcomes families with children. There will be a range of different activities, for the old and young, ensuring that a visit to the event is as enjoyable as possible. Expect activities such as a bouncy castle for children and an exhibition of classic cars and Harley Davidson motorcycles for the more mature. Proceeds obtained from the event will go to the charity “Caritas” of Guardamar del Segura, which helps people that have little food, and provides clothes and other basic necessities for those in need. The Rotary Club is an organization of people who work in a variety of occupations and professions who, through the strengthening of their partnership and high ethics, are dedicated to serve others within their local community through all kinds of actions
Events to include beer tasting
and projects with the aim of achieving a more just and peaceful world. In brief, it is a global network of people dedicated to promoting social causes important to improve the quality of life worldwide. Currently, there are more than one million two hundred thousand Rotary members in more than 32,000 clubs in over 200 countries.
In this instance, by organizing the Beer Festival, the Rotary Club aims to help a local charity within their neighbourhood. However, Rotary also works on an international basis and has undertaken a huge project to eradicate polio in the world. This has been carried out in collaboration with WHO and the UN and led by Rotary International.
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By Julie Day Torrevieja will be holding the XV edition of the “Feria del Libro” or book fair from tomorrow which is set to run until Monday 2nd May. The inauguration of the book fair will take place at midday and this year the stalls will be set up along the Paseo de la Libertad, on the seafront, instead of the Paseo Vista Alegre. Many of the area’s bookshops will be present at the fair, offering plenty of examples of books and other items to be found in their shops, often at a discount price. Also taking place on Saturday, at the headquarters of the Casino Cultural Association located within the old casino on the Paseo Vista Alegre, will be a book signing by Gustavo Martín Garzo, winner of the last edition of the “Premio de Novela – Ciudad de Torrevieja”, which is due to take place from 5pm – 7.30pm.
Normal Price Homeclean Price 3 Piece Suite from €120 from €60 2 Piece Suite from €100 from €50 Leather Suite Price on application Carpets Price on application Price on application Oriental Rugs Curtains in Situ €45 Curtains Full Length from €90 Curtains Half Length from €80 €40 Mattresses cleaned Single €20 and Double €30 Marble Floors Cleaned and Polished
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Lesbians denied communion by Jan Gamm A PRACTISING and devoted Catholic, Pilar Gomez, has been refused communion by the pastor of the Church of Our Lady of the Rosary in Calle Rosario, Valencia. Pilar is gay and lives with her female partner: “I have been denied the biggest thing; the Holy Sacrament,” she said. Fr Joseph Polo, pastor of Our Lady of the Rosary, claims his decision is covered by the Code of Canon Law, Article 915, which states: “not to be admitted to holy communion: the excommunicated and those who obstinately persist in manifest grave sin,” saying he acted on “…orders from above.” The pastor’s decision also affected two other people, also homosexual. They were all advised not to attend
Holy Communion and denied the sacrament of the Eucharist. Pilar ignored the suggestion not to attend and instead requested an audience with the pastor: “He reaffirmed that he would deny me communion because he said there has been a public complaint,” she said, “Not because we are lesbians but because we live under the same roof.” The Church of Our Lady of the Rosary, located on Calle Rosario de Valencia, was packed to capacity to celebrate Mass. Finally, after administering the last worshipper, José Polo refused to give communion to Pilar, whose mother supported her daughter by also refusing communion. 52-year-old Pilar is outraged at the humiliation she experienced in church, just for being a lesbian. José Polo refused to speak with RTN on the subject.
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Valencia’s PP election candidates under investigation
The Gürtel case: Judge Garzón (Middle) and the 10 politicians under suspicion of corruption
NINE OF Valencia’s PP party candidates for the upcoming regional and local elections are implicated in cases of corruption. A tenth is up against charges of the perversion of justice. The charges against the candidates are in relation to the on goingGürtel and Brugal cases.
Traffic campaign targets distracted drivers Pilar has been refused communion
POLICE IN Dénia have revealed that only 1.45 percent of drivers in the town use their mobile phones when driving without attaching the correct listening and hands-free devices. Police conducted an investigation between 4 and 10 April, during which time 620 vehicles were checked. The investigation is part of a national campaign to prevent accidents caused by driver distraction.
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Couldn’t believe our eyes At APASA we encounter a lot of mistreated and abandoned dogs, but in this case we could not believe our eyes. After lunchtime our pound dogs in the back started barking. We immediately ran to the back of the pound to see what was happening, and were shocked. Somebody actually threw a small cocker spaniel over the fence, completely full of dirt and ticks and so skinny. We were afraid to pick her up, as we might hurt her. Tete (as we called her) has severe skin problems and we could tell, that she has been chained all her life, sleeping in her own dirt and not being fed properly. We suspect she has been used to breed only. We all hope our Tete is going to pull through. She is eating and getting medical care now. It is unbelievable that dogs like Tete still love people. If you want any information about Tete, our other dogs or what you can do help. Please call us. We always need volunteers, food and donations. APASA Office: 966 463 976 618 754 635 (Jacky)
Haven’t you heard? This morning at 9pm I was sent a text by Torresat TV Company that my direct debit had been returned. This was an over sight on my part as I maintain a small account for this particular bill. I was at the hospital and returned at around 6pm and found another message on my house phone to the effect that if I did not contact them by 5pm my card would be ‘deactivated’. As I did not pick up this message until 6pm and they close at 5 pm they disconnected me at pm!!! The ¨Hitler-Like¨ message left me aghast that any company would disconnect a long-term customer in eleven hours for an oversight and would not even give them to the next day to remedy the situation!!! This company really needs to review its policies. Torresat, now there are options, or haven’t you heard?? Jean Crowley
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Young and bored For the ATTENTION OF ALL Parents of Teenagers in the El Galan / Los Filipinas Areas. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN!!! Yes we still remember what it was like to be young and bored and hanging around street corners and parks. But what we did not do was vandalise these areas. We all came to Spain to relax and enjoy our lives and try to live comfortably and content
on our pensions etc. But we now seem to have gangs of youths, (and to our shame), mainly English, who seem to be hell bent on kicking in electricity cupboard doors, smashing up park areas and anything else they can vandalise. They show a lack of respect with their shouting and bad language for local residents and their property. Please, if you have a teenage son or daughter, can you explain
to them that their fun in smashing anything up that they can, results in us having to dig deep into ever decreasing funds to pay for the repairs. Or maybe we can send them to where you live and have them sit outside your property, swearing, spraying graffiti and smashing whatever they can. Or is it a case of ‘as long as it’s not on our doorstep’. A Community President El Galan area
Working tirelessly over the years The recent personal attack on Mr.Chris Poole is nothing short of disgusting. Here is a man that has worked tirelessly over the years to show the Spanish how effective N.H.W. is, and for that we should be applauding him. Instead we find ourselves reading that he is politically motivated, in all of the six years I have known Chris he has stressed time and time again he is affiliated to no political party. To any reasonable intelligent person we know and understand that to further projects such as N.H.W. a working
relationship with the governing council is paramount, however this does not mean having to jump into bed with them. Mr. Chris Poole along with other like minded people have achieved so much over the last few years, so on behalf of the 99% of us who appreciate the efforts. THANK YOU. For anyone that wishes to comment that I am politically motivated, the answer is yes, however my comments above are not. John Reynolds Alcalde Pedaneo Entre Naranjos
Can’t blame them for trying The informative letter from an RTN reader regarding the handouts given to bogus asylum seekers and illegal immigrants shows why you can’t blame these people for trying to get into Britain any way they can. If YOU were living hand to mouth in a tin shed somewhere and were told, go to Britain and the government will give you a FREE house and FREE health care and FREE education and FREE money and you would be FREE to insult and abuse the people who gave you these things, YOU would pack up your old kit bag and head for good old FREE Blighty as fast as your legs could carry you. Des Johnson, San Miguel de Salinas
Weak satellite signals LAST MONTH you wrote about BBC signals disappearing, which is EXACTLY what has happened to us. We used to get BBC1 & 2 Wales till around 11.30pm - midnight, but now the BBC signals go off MUCH earlier from 9pm on. The strange thing is that when I checked the TV again just before going to bed last night at 11pm, the signals seemed to be fine again! What can be done to get things back to normal? Answer: I have had literally HUNDREDS of calls and emails about the strange behaviour of the BBC channels recently. When
I attended a few properties to re-align big dishes, I found I was unable to improve viewing times. After further research, it turns out that a combination of unfavourable atmospheric factors are causing weak satellite signals to worsen! There is a dense ionosphere at present, made up of electrically charged ions, causing obstruction to satellite signals. Additionally, on 19th March we experienced the biggest full moon in nearly 60 years: the moon is physically closer to the earth than it has been in most peoples’ living
memory, causing satellite signals to be pulled off-target. The solution? Sit tight and wait it out. There is very little that ANYBODY can do to improve things at the moment, and it’s not worth paying a stranger to ‘have a go’ unless like me, they offer a ‘no fix, no fee’ guarantee. Within two to three weeks, signals should start to return slowly back to normal. Of course, in mid April we will have another problem beyond our control - the 11-year cycle of sun spots is due, with a strong reputation for causing satellite reception issues... Graham Paul Glick www.televisiontechnology.eu (0034) 96 678 3944
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Please help and give them a home! They ask for nothing more than a good home and a peaceful life. Kitty and Mia, now seven months were two lucky female kittens. They weren’t tied in a plastic bag and dumped into a basura bin and left to die. They were just chucked into someone’s garden at the age of three weeks, but at least they were alive. Lucky then, but are they so lucky now? Their first foster carer was told she was not able to have pets in her rented property. Then, after the first night with their newly adopted owners it was found that the 10 year old son and his father were allergic to cats’ fur. Following that, a cat lover fostered the two tiny babes, but, as happens, they grew and grew and he found it too much to keep them with all his other cats, and they were put into a sanctuary. Now, because the sanctuary is inundated with kittens and cats like Kitty and Mia, space has to be made, which means Kitty and Mia, now sterilized and vaccinated have to find a new home. Two young cats, who have never been outside their confined area just want to give affection and have a home of their own. If you can help please telephone 96 280 8332
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An update on Faith by Patricia Thompson Since the operation in Barcelona to amputate her lower leg by specialist horse vet Casper Castelijns, Faith, is now well on the road to recovery. Her temporary cast was taken off by surgeons last Monday in order to check the healing process and a different type of cast has now been put on Faith’s leg. This new cast must be kept on throughout the day and removed at night, so that a careful eye can be kept on the stump to ensure that it is recovering as it should. When the swelling has gone down and it has completely healed up, a mould of her stump will be taken to make her own, made-to-measure prosthetic limb. Gaspar Casteljns and his team of surgeons are hopeful that they can eliminate any problems that could occur when making the prosthetic limb, such as ulcers on the horse’s pressure points. Therefore every effort is made when making and fitting the limb to avoid any type of problems such as these. Everyone involved at the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre is waiting with baited breath hoping that Faith continues to do well. The EHCRC would like to thank all their supporters who have made this operation possible and given Faith a chance at life. Further updates will be given as they unfold. You can sponsor Faith or make a donation on the EHCRC website at www.easyhorsecare.net or alternatively telephone Sue at the Centre on 652 021 980.
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Scoop the Poop CSI by Jan Gamm IN THE town of Hernani, not far from San Sebastian, failure to scoop doggie poop is a risky business. The town council has introduced a bylaw that makes pet DNA registration mandatory prior to a municipal dog census aimed at keeping the streets ‘clean as a whistle’. Teams will patrol the streets of the town and collect ‘evidence’ to be sent to the University of the Basque Country (Ikerbasque Department of Science specialising in DNA testing) for analysis, linking the doggy doo to the naughty owners responsible for their dogs fouling public walkways.
Owners found guilty through the matching DNA system will be fined 300€, with fines of similar levels applicable for failing to register a pet. Mayor Marian Beitialarrangoitia said, “People should not to have to suffer this filth. And the scheme will also help to identify strays in the area.” The socialist opposition party in the town claim that the council has aggravated the problem of dog mess by removing the dog waste bins provided. And local dog owners are also displeased with the scheme and have launched a Facebook programme of protest, labelling the new initiative the ‘Canine CSI’.
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Youths protest against government cuts in Madrid last weekend by Julie Day
The protest march “Youth without Future” that took place in Madrid last Saturday culminated in the arrests of 12 young people, one of whom was a teenager. According to police sources a gathering of 1,000 young people congregated in the Plaza Antón Martín in Madrid and demonstrated in protest against recent government cuts to social welfare, the current unemployment situation and plans to privatise education. The number of participants in the rally, which included members from around 40 social collectives and student groups, was estimated to be
approximately 5,000 by the protest’s organisers – 4,000 more than the figure offered by the police. During the march, participants held signs with slogans such as “Rebel without a home”, “Out with big money-earners, help the unemployed” 1,000 young people and “Without work, there is no future”. Disturbances commenced at approximately congregated in the Plaza 9pm, when around 200 people blocked the enAntón Martín trance to two main roads in the city centre, caus- in Madrid and ing traffic to pile up. demonstrated in protest Anti-disturbance police broke up the crowd against and arrested 12 people who were allegedly throwrecent ing wastepaper bins, upturning containers and government throwing objects at security officials. cuts
Saloufest is back as 7,250 British students descend
A total of 7,250 university students are set to descend on the resort this year, after last year’s particularly rowdy sessions of passion, partying and alcohol. A fleet of as many as 80 coaches take 24 hours to bring the students across the channel and France to reach Salou, where they have full board accommodation in three star hotels and free entry to sports events organised for them, at the all-in price of between 300 and 450 € each. There is the added cost of beer, a lot of beer, but even that, along with the spirits is cheaper than at home. Doreen Staatman from Sol Active Tours has told RTN that they bring 7,250 clients in the very low season. The British company, Love Tours, say they have toned down their advertising for the trip, after requests from Salou Town Hall. There are less explicit references to sex
Saloufest in full swing
and alcohol in the literature, but that said the internet is full of photos and videos of the excesses of the British at play. Love Tours has suggested fancy dress, but the Spanish press says the British students wish to strip has seen an uncommon number of g-strings, Borat style this year. The Mayor’s spokesman, Ramon Tubau, told Vocento, ‘We have bylaws on good behaviour, bothering the local residents is banned, and the police have a special responsibility in that respect. These youngsters cause no more riot that the thousands of visitors we see every summer’. The first day of this year’s Saloufest was quiet – no noticeable disturbances and only four people needed medical treatment for drinking too much. It’s estimated the students will spend some 8 million € in the town.
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Watts In Britain By
Paul Watts
Blair and Sir Beardy are both going down under King of the free loaders and envoy of peace to the Middle East, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is about to cash in big time on a six-day Antipodean tour. Yup folks, HRT His Royal Tonyness, is back on the road again and set to earn a cool half-million quid. Not bad, eh? Nice work if you can get it - and boy, does Tony seem to get it. Kiwis and Aussies will have to dole out a minimum of £610 per seat to hear the thoughts of this ‘grate’ man. And get this, if you want a table for ten guests you’ll have to be prepared to fork out ten grand. Yes, that’s ten grand. Would you pay that just to listen to Blair? What on earth is this hold that Tony has on people outside of the UK? Who, in all that’s sane will pay this kind of money to listen to that man? Well, plenty it seems - and there was me thinking that Australians were the least gullible people on Earth. Now don’t go thinking that you might get a bargain seat, a last minute dot-com-discount as it were. Oh no, you can forget that, especially when you discover that this tour is being sponsored by Visy, an Australian cardboard box company that was recently fined
Aquanaut Beardy Branson on his sub
£20 million for price-fixing. Good ole Tone, he keeps good company, does he not? Anyway, as he flits between Brisbane (haven’t they suffered enough this year?) Sydney, Perth and Melbourne in Australia and Auckland in New Zealand he is expected to generate £1.5 million in ticket receipts. I guess you could say, “It’s easy Visy, down under.” Since 2007, when he was dumped by New Labour, Tony has amassed a fortune thought to be worth £28 million. And to think he was the one that was ‘tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime’. Now fortunately there is a good counter-balance to this story because whilst HRT is going down under in support of his pocket a real hero is going down under in support of the true British spirit; and, in doing so, hoping to discover something ‘useful for mankind’. Love him or loathe him you can’t help but admire the determination and drive (or in this case dive) of dear ole Sir Richard ‘Beardy’ Branson, can you? His latest endeavour is to dive down under, not to Australia but the sea, going deeper even than Troy Tempest did in Stingray! Yup, it seems that Branson who has previously risked life and limb in the outer atmosphere in a hot air balloon is now planning to plunge into the ocean depths with a project called Virgin Oceanic. “There is just so much to explore, so much to discover,” Beardy beamed, “We are going to obviously come across some fascinating creatures and learn some fascinating things that will hopefully be useful for mankind.” Sir Dicky expects his new project will cost a jot under $10 million (Hmmm, cheaper than a dozen Blair concerts). And he hopes that Virgin Oceanic could one day take passengers on deep sea dives, just as his Virgin Galactic project is expected to take passengers on suborbital flights.
Virgin Oceanic sub
Scientific America outlined Branson’s project: “Virgin Oceanic will undertake five dives over two years. The first is set for later this year, when the team plans to explore the Pacific Ocean’s Mariana Trench at a depth near 36,000 feet.” According to the journal, Sir Beardy “plans to pilot a second dive himself, into the Puerto Rico Trench in the Atlantic Ocean”. Other areas to be explored are the Molloy Deep in the Arctic Ocean, South Sandwich Trench in the Southern Ocean and Diamantina in the Indian Ocean. I don’t know what you think, dear reader, but for me Branson really does generate the adventure and spirit of Phileas Fogg. Branson’s version of Stingray is 18-foot (5.5m) in length and capable of descents of more than 36,000 feet below the surface. That is a long way down... Hey, maybe he could convince Tony Blair to go down there with him - or though I’m guessing Beardy wouldn’t want to risk the sheer boredom and loss of oxygen once Tony starts talking. No, on balance, just leave him down under Dicky. Watts in Britain, saluting aquanaut Dicky Branson
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Costa celebrates Semana Santa by Julie Day Easter or Semana Santa (Holy Week), as it is known in Spanish, is upon us and like Torrevieja, many of the region’s towns and residents will be celebrating with weeklong processions and parades, Mass and various religious acts. Semana Santa is one of Torrevieja’s most significant, traditional and emblematic fiestas of the whole year and is important to its many residents, whether they are taking part or just going to watch. For those that have never seen how the city of Torrevieja celebrates Easter, it’s a sight not to be missed. As with all of the town’s processions throughout the year, those of Semana Santa are possibly the most spectacular. Obviously, the parades are of a totally religious nature, as Christians remember and celebrate the Passion, the death and the resurrection of the Son of God, yet the costumes, the floats carried by members of various “cofradías”, including an international cofradía made up of foreign residents, and the atmosphere is commemorative of historical times.
Torrevieja jazzes it up Jazz lovers were treated to two concerts in one on Wednesday night as local band All That Jazz teamed up with the Natural Gas Jazz Band from San Francisco, USA at the Municipal Theatre in Torrevieja. You can see All That Jazz in action every Tuesday at 1pm at the Marina Bar, Torreta II in Torrevieja; every Sunday at 2pm at Bar Carlos in Torrevieja and on Saturday 23rd April at 8.30pm in Picasso’s in La Marina. For further information about All That Jazz, please visit their website at www.allthatjazz.talkspot.com or telephone 679 011 081.
Company Women create new contacts By Julie Day Benijófar’s Bar Catorce was buzzing last Thursday lunchtime with the sound of 40 or so businesswomen, who met for lunch with the purpose of making new friends, business contacts and acquaintances. Most of the two-hour long meal was spent enjoying a delicious three-course menu whilst engaging in conversation with other businesswomen from the Vega Baja area. A large number of new faces were present at this month’s meeting including Louise Clarke, press officer for the Orihuela Costa town hall and her mother, who was over on holiday, plus Sue Weedle from the Easy Care Horse Centre in Rojales and Louise Brandley from Looking Good Boutique in La Zenia, one of the sponsors of the Company Women Awards Ceremony held last month. Sue, who works tirelessly, caring for and homing
Company Women and guests enjoy lunch at Bar Catorce in Benijófar
mistreated donkeys and horses at the Easy Care Horse Centre, was presented with a cheque for 100€ plus a full charity tin from the King of Tandoori in Cabo Roig by Gina Marks, the new Company Women President and Belinda Regan, the CW Treasurer. A second 100€ was also donated by Company Women to Montse Fiter, Director of Emaus Children’s Homes. As well as generating new business contacts and revenue in the area, one of Company Women’s main aims for the year is to help local charities such as those mentioned above. If you think that you would like to join Company Women or would just like to attend one of their monthly lunches as a guest, please visit their website at www.companywomen.org for further details. Monica Lorente, Lady Mayor of Orihuela will be attending the May Company Women lunch meeting as a special guest.
Spanish lessons by
Jane Cronin
A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs
Lesson 153
Reflexive verbs and ‘past continuous’ tense
Time to revisit those lovely things called reflexive verbs. In earlier lessons I went into a lot of detail explaining how they work, how they are often used and then some weird things that the Spanish do with them. Rather than repeat all of that, I think the best thing is to go straight for some translation and see how you get on. Be careful with changes of “person” and “number” (singular and plural). Translate into English Todas las mañanas me despierto, me levanto, me ducho y me visto. Todas las noches me lavo los dientes, me quito la ropa, me pongo el pijama, me acuesto. Now translate into Spanish Every morning John wakes up, he gets up, he has a shower and he gets dressed. Every night the children clean their teeth, put on their pyjamas and go to bed. (5 points for each sentences – 20 in total) Here is some more of the same, but putting them into various different, real-life contexts. Translate into English 1. “¿Está tu jefe?” “No, se ha ido al banco.” 2. “Eso no es para usted” “Perdone, no me di cuenta”. 3. “Me he recuperado de todo” “Me alegro mucho” 4. “¿Dónde os vais a quedar? “Seguramente nos quedaremos en un hotel” 5. “¿Cómo se llama ese hombre?” “No me acuerdo” 6. “¿Quieres casarte conmigo?” “Me lo voy a pensar”. (4 points for each dialogue – 24 points altogether) Here are some “orders” which use the reflexive form. See if you can remember them in Spanish, they are reasonably common (I think!) In each case the answer
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should be in the familiar, singular (tú) form. 1. Go away! 2. Get up! 3. Put on your shoes. 4. Sit down! 5. Be quiet! 6. Turn around! 7. Take off your coat 8. Calm down! (2 points each – 16 points in total)
Well I think you may have had enough of those, so I will move on to something different, which is (what I call) the Past Continuous, or the Past Descriptive tense. Here is a text that appeared in a previous article. All the way through the verbs are in this past tense which talks about what things “used to” be like, and about things that I did, was doing or used to do, during a prolonged period of time in the past. See if you can make sense of it: “Cuando yo era niña jugaba todos los días en el parque con mis amigas. Tenía un perro y me gustaba mucho andar con él a la playa. Mi madre cocinaba al mediodía y yo siempre volvía a casa para comer. La verdad es que nunca comía muy bien y mi madre se enfadaba mucho conmigo. No veía mucha televisión porque había pocos programas para niños y además pasaba mucho tiempo en la calle. Mi padre trabajaba hasta tarde y cuando volvía a casa por la noche me sentaba con él para contarle mis cosas. Mientras tanto mi madre recogía la cocina y preparaba todo para el día siguiente. Siempre iba a la cama a la misma hora y leía un libro debajo de las mantas antes de dormir. Mi hermana dormía en el mismo dormitorio pero normalmente no la oía entrar porque ya estaba durmiendo profundamente.” (20 points máximum) As ever, all will be revealed next week. See you then!
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Domestic violence killings on the increase Domestic Violence, The Economy and Education all caught the eye this week. Yet another domestic violence killing made the headlines in Spain this week, this time in Beriáin, Navarra where the body of a 22 year old woman was found in a lagoon. This young lady had a three year old daughter, and was strangled to death by her ex boyfriend, who has admitted dumping her body after killing her. Yet another tragedy and worse still no signs from the government that they are doing anything about it. Maybe they should take guidance from the UK where it was recently announced that all domestic violence deaths are to be fully reviewed under new laws which have just come into effect. I confess I was startled to learn that on average two woman in the UK are killed every week by a current or former partner, and although the implementation of Section 9 of the Domestic Violence Crime and Victims Act (2004) comes too late for too many and probably wont have any immediate benefit the information will hopefully help prevent future tragedies in years to come, and should only be applauded as a positive move. The economy has once again been in the news a lot with the Portugal Bailout resurrecting fears of a contagion effect here in Spain, although the general view seems to come down in favour of Spain surviving, not least because the aus-
terity measures and reforms are perceived to be working, and the sovereign debts is been sold at rates that are seen to be sustainable. Only time will tell, but with the Government insisting that no further cuts are required and the economy benefiting from an increase in Tourism, the signs are generally positive. Two items caught the eye though, and I think give cause for concern in the long term here in Spain. The average annual salary in Spain remains one of the lowest in the European Union at 22,000€ compared to 35,000€ in the other EU member countries. Only Greece, Portugal and Poland have a lower average, and we all know what has happened in Greece and Portugal. Most commentators agree that for Spain to restructure post the recent economic crisis they must introduce a much broader, export focused economy to replace the old construction and tourism one that served them for so many years as their primarily sole economic contributor. Nobody seems to disagree with this, and most accept it is going to take time, and that until the corner is turned austerity cuts and labour reforms remain the best option. What I hadn’t realised until recently though was just how much in need of reform the educational system was here in Spain, and the reality is that until they address this issue it is
hard to see how the mindset, culture and skill levels to implement an export focused model will be created. As far as the current Spanish educational system is concerned: * one in every three students between the ages of 18 and 24 left school early which is double the European Union average * test results in the fundamentals of maths, science and reading as measured by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development’s Pisa are below average * Spain does not have an University ranked in the top 150 * 35% of students drop out of university before graduation To make things even worse with less tan 2% of the GDP spent on development, innovation and research, which for a economy the size of Spain is simply embarrassing, it is easy to see that it is going to be a long hard slog changing the foundations of the economic model! Chris runs a expat blog about life in Spain (www.almerimarlife.com) and is a regular contributor to a number of publications and radio stations in Spain, as well as writing a monthly column for the Telegraph Expat site and is a Telegraph Expat guest blogger. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, four cats, two Harley’s and more often than not a glass of red.
His column in the RTN is sponsored by Central Contracts (www.centralcontracts.com) a leading car leasing company supplying cars and vans to business users and private individuals. See also http://almerimarlife.com/expat-technology-blog
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Taxes in Spain are clearly unclear by
John Hayward
Spectrum IFA Group
How much is inheritance tax in Spain? Technically, Inheritance Tax, the tax payable before anyone can grab your wealth when you die, is known as Succession Tax in Spain. How much is it? Well that depends on a number of things most notably where you live and whether you are registered as a taxpayer in Spain. Not wishing to bore you with detail and with the greatest of respect to the guy who knows it all in your local bar, the amount you will pay is almost as unique as a fingerprint. If you do not plan sufficiently well, you could end up presenting your loved ones with a nasty present on your death. Alternatively, if you are someone who has taken some decent advice, without having to create an expensive tax avoidance scheme, your loved ones may well have very little to pay. The only way to know for sure is to sit down and list your assets in Spain and elsewhere to enable a specialist to calculate the potential liability. How can I save tax on my savings? Tax on savings in Spain is at the rate of 19% for the first €6,000 of interest and then
Banks seizure of UK assets By Mike Walsh When Jackie Greenwood and her husband bought their apartment in 2002 the mortgage was an affordable €500pm. Things change, as they do, and the mortgage increased to €1,500pm. Powerless to get their licence of habitation and unable to sell they were in between a rock and a hard place. They decamped to the UK from where they met some of their mortgage obligations but fell short of the agreed amounts. Unable to retrieve their mail it was only in December 2010 they learnt they had their habitation licence; or rather their bank did. The bank also had their home and their abandoned belongings; it had been repossessed. £85,000 of their hard-earned had evaporated.
anything above this is taxed at 21%. Getting any interest is something of a bonus these days and so there is even more reason to limit the amount taken off you by the authorities. One way of doing this is by using an insurance bond which allows you to invest in a variety of areas, albeit with some restrictions made by the Spanish. If you invested €100,000 in a deposit account, and it paid 5% interest, you would be €5,000 up after a year. However, you would then lose €950 in tax even if you left the money in the account. If you had made €5,000 from the same money invested in an insurance bond, no tax would be payable unless you withdrew this money. If the €5,000 was withdrawn from the bond, the tax payable could be around €45, less than 1% compared to 19%. Quite a saving and without the worry of knowing whether or not your bank is secure. For more information on these or any other financial matters contact John Hayward of The Spectrum IFA Group on 96 558 7633 or john.hayward@spectrum-ifa.com
Jean wanted to know if the bank could add to their misery in making up the shortfall by making a claim on the couple’s UK property. One cannot help but sympathise with the unhappy couple. Not so fast Mister Bank Manager. Maria Luisa de Castro of costaluzlawyers.es explains that all is not lost by any means. She says that seizing property in the UK is not quite the walk in the park Spanish creditors would like it to be. Basically it means the agreement of the debtor releasing their assets wherever they are to settle outstanding claims in Spain. No wonder poor Jean is worried but the procedure can be difficult and lengthy with enough caveats to make a bank think twice. Maria thinks Jean Greenwood and her husband have a strong case and history is on Maria’s side.
She has heard of only one successful case so far and that was possibly one that unnecessarily slipped through a complex net of judicial procedures. Before UK assts can be seized an expensive legal process must be followed in both Spain and the UK. As UK courts are reluctant to act in a bank’s favour this will weigh heavily on the bank’s considerations. The costs, especially if an appeal is made, far exceed the sums demanded. Anyone whose assets are threatened by repossession should offer the Bank in advance a Dación en Pago. This should include legal grounds for the Dación whilst setting out one’s financial situation. This of course necessitates the services of a good lawyer but in respect of returns and savings it is the wisest way to go.
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Don’t be a Rigsby by
Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco
Do you remember Rising Damp? OK, I don’t mean the type most of us suffer from in the winter, but the ITV sitcom. Without giving your age away, you’ve probably got some fond memories of Alan, the long-haired student, Philip, the son of an African chief and the unscrupulous Rigsby’s dogged determination to court and win Miss Jones. It might not have been pc (but then sitcoms weren’t in those days) but it was extremely popular and certainly made an impact to the point that when I think about renting, I think about Rigsby. Like many TV programmes it left a lasting impression of the rental business as consisting of rather seedy student bedsits and miserly landlords. So let’s banish that image now. Renting is the new buying. It’s come out of the doldrums for all kinds of different reasons. With a sluggish market and the need to move, people are choosing the renting option. Others are taking advantage of the availability of cheap properties and are renting them out to long term tenants or holiday makers. Those considering a move to Spain are perhaps dipping their toe in the water first by choosing to rent a property. The bad news is, as you might expect, you must pay tax on your rental income. This is payable quarterly for the previous three months. So for January, February and March’s rent you will complete your tax return before April 20th.
The good news is, that you can offset your expenses against your income. The following table might help. Can offset Water and electricity
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All in all, renting is a good alternative. Remember though, the Tax Authority have established links with the land registry, water and electricity companies. They are checking up on who is renting out their property. Don’t forget during those periods when your property isn’t rented out you are still obliged to pay the non-resident imputed income tax. So, don’t be branded a Rigsby and make sure you’re the model landlord. If you would like more information about renting out your property please call the ÁbacoConnect Help-line 966 703 748
Spanish wages fourth-lowest in EU A NEW report out last week showed that the average Spanish salary is only €22,000. The average across the EU is €35,000. The only countries where workers earn less on average than in Spain are Portugal, Greece and Poland. The human resources firm Michael Page produced the report, which also states that Spain did see a higher than average salary increase of 2.8 percent in 2010, compared to 1.9 percent in the rest of Europe.
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5,870 companies in Andalusia accused of misusing €23 million 5,870 companies in the Andalusia Region are accused of allegedly misusing €23 million of EU aid granted for jobs creation. In order to qualify for EU grants worth between €1,500 and €3,000, these companies were expected to offer jobseekers permanent contracts and keep them on the payroll for at least four years. However, according to Spain’s Guardia Civil investigators, in at least 3,790 cases the new employees were fired as soon as the grant was paid out.
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An alliance of services What is it that makes a successful business woman – Commitment? Creativity? Empathy? Confidence? Integrity? One such successful business woman, who encompasses all the above, is Millie Munro of Millie Munro Services. Millie has become a household name by offering the best possible advice available for private health care and pre-paid funeral plans. The companies she has selected to work with are wellresearched, and are long-established field leaders with expert knowledge and outstanding reputations for integrity and client satisfaction. Always looking to develop fresh ideas, while maintaining the core values of her business, Millie is proud to announce that she has formed an alliance with Prestige Nursing and Social Care Services and both parties couldn’t be happier. Millie told RTN, “I have been asked so many times if I knew someone who could provide qualified nursing help in the home, and realised that there was a gap between Private and State Health which needed to be filled; and if I could come together with a registered organisation who could guarantee high standards of care, it would be another way to assist my clients. So I am very happy to announce the formation of this alliance with Prestige Nursing and Social Care Service.” Prestige Founder, Claire Cerro Atyeo, said that she, too, was very pleased that the alliance has been formed, and that she had been looking for a quality health insurance provider whose reputation was second to none, and who had a straightforward, no nonsense approach, which was both comprehensive and affordable and that Millie came highly recommended. Claire went on to say, “It is important for me to know, that any recommendations Prestige Nursing makes is of the highest
Millie (seated) with her staff and members of the Nursing team (second right Claire Cerro Atyeo, Prestige founder)
standard, and gives outstanding value.” Prestige Nursing and Social Care Services was formed two years ago, and has been expanding month on month. They provide top quality District/Community Nursing, with special attention to the elderly and disabled. In a very short time, they have bridged the gap between Private Health and State Health and their reputation is growing. They are dedicated to helping people to continue living in their own homes with greater ease for as long as they so wish. The affordable care solutions provided by Registered nurse led teams, are very comprehensive and include District Nursing/ Home Nursing, Respite Care, Dementia Care, Palliative Care, Post-operative Care, to name a few, and they also undertake educative publications and co-care co-ordinations with outreach
nursing teams, hospital palliative teams and social services. For more information about Prestige Nursing and Social Care Services and what they can offer you, telephone 687 015 517 or visit the website www.prestigenursingcostablanca.com or email claire@prestigenursingcostablanca.com. For all your insurance needs contact Millie Munro Services on 966 493 033 or 966 493 082 mobile 660 049 460; email millie@milliemunro.com, or visit the website www.milliemunro.com. Millie’s office is in Benitachell (near Moraira) and every Wednesday between 10am and 2pm, she holds an ‘Advice Morning’, where under no obligation, you can enjoy a cup of coffee and free advice about insurances and funeral plans or If you prefer, a home visit can be arranged.
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Extension of deadline to receive VAT back by
Carlos Baos
of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: “THE TIME TO RECOVER VAT PAID HAS BEEN EXTENDED” This week I make no apology for reproducing an article written by my good friend and one of the best tax lawyers whom I have ever met, Mr Jose Maria Garcia Guirao from Garrigues Alicante. This article is specifically aimed at professionals and business persons who
are VAT tax payers who will appreciate the main points of Mr Guirao’s article where he masterly reviews the substantial changes to VAT refunds following the recent resolutions of the Supreme Court of Spain and now also the new Orders from the Economic Administrative Central Court (TEAC). To try to simplify an explanation of the changes, we could summarise that until now when a VAT payer (i.e. a professional, a company, or a business owner etc) paid a large amount of VAT (i.e. for the purchase of a business property or premises), he had 4 years to compensate the tax paid. After this period the right to request a refund of the rest of the VAT paid but not compensated was lost. But the Spanish Supreme Court has recently
determined that the principle of neutrality of the VAT tax should henceforth prevail over the legal deadline and time limits, and although the right to compensate the VAT paid may expire in 4 years; the right to recover the VAT paid but not deducted should not be forfeited. Therefore as per these new court Orders, now it is possible to claim back any VAT paid which could not be recovered in the previous 4 years. Thus there are 4 years to compensate the VAT/IVA and a further 4 years to claim back for the rest. This is a matter of real importance and may be of benefit to many readers since if you have paid an important amount of VAT that you were not able to compensate after 4 years, now you will be able to claim for a refund for the rest of the VAT paid.
So if you, in the past years made any major purchase subject to VAT (e.g. perhaps purchase some premises, or purchase a business) and you have not been able to compensate all the VAT paid as previously mentioned, it is important for you to check if you are in a position to claim for the rest. Finally I would like to thank Mr Jose Guirao for his article which we consider extremely interesting and potentially important to many clients.If this is your case of the case of someone you know please do not hesitate to contact us. The information provided on this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.
Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) © White & Baos Abogados 2011 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com
ECB increases interest rate
After three years of maintaining the same rate, the European Central Bank increased the interest rate by 0.25% to 1.25. This will lead to an increase in the cost of mortgages and will also restrain the budding inflation, which also rose in March by 3.6% over the same month last year. Just before the ECB announced change, the Spanish treasury managed to place 4,130 million euros worth of 3 year Bonds at an interest rate of 3.601%.
Spanish debts to increase by 50.34% The Strategic Research Centre of the renowned EAE Business School predicts a 50.34% rise in Spanish debts over the next 5 years. In their report they say that by 2015 the debt will be 1 Billion ( ie. one million million, not one thousand million ) euros; 81.99% of Gross Domestic Product. We now see why Zapatero does not want to stand again!
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How the internet opens up a world of wonder by
Karla Darocas
Information Technology & Communications
Everyday, I thank my divine destiny for giving me the chance to become a professional educator and help people learn about computers and especially the Internet. I am always astonished when I stumble onto someone who has no knowledge of computers or the Internet, as I have become such a jaded geek. It makes me respect and appreciate the times we live in and the fact that we can live in different countries and not loose touch with our friends and family. Thanks to the Internet, we can get access to information that was only intended to certain professionals like doctors, lawyers, car mechanics and so on. But most of all, we can continue to learn and use the old grey matter to make decisions, be creative and explore the wonders of the world. My favourite thing to do is introduce Facebook and Skype video to grandparents who have family abroard. Like magic, via the marvel of technology and the push of a button, grandparents are connected to their children and their grandchildren at full capacity. Facebook is like a family picnic whereby grandparents can not only interact with their grandkids, but get to know their friends too. And Skype video is just a mindblower to grandparents of another communications age. When they open their Skype programme and connect via video to their whole family being transmitted into their home computer or laptop, the excitement is infectious. Here is another example and a special heart-warmer of a story. Recently, I had a man call me up for computer
lessons. He had just bought a brand new laptop and did not know the first thing about computers. Here was a man who had been a big time businessman with wife and kids, who over the years had managed to let all these things slip away. He sold the business, his wife divorced him and the kids moved away. He explained that his wife did all the computer work for the business and all the communicating with the children. He was now alone and I would say – a wee bit lost and lonely – and he was looking for something to fill the void in his life. Each lesson was a task as he slowly came to learn how to use a mouse, to left and right click, to find his cursor and so on. But after each lesson, his mind and imagination started to open up. “This is really incredible”, he would exclaim, over and over while shaking his head in disbelief as I unveiled all the different functions of the computer and the plethora of programmes available to him. I created a Gmail email account for him and suddenly he had a “persona” and identity in the cyber world. Then as a practical workshop experience, he booked his own online airline ticket. The joy that came to his face was like a light to a dark corner. Next was Facebook and I had to explain to him, that Facebook is like being at a public bar. Of course you can speak with people at your own table but there are going to be eavesdroppers – but that is okay. The good point was that if you wanted to share information or an announcement quickly with your friends and family, you just need to post it to your Facebook wall. Once he got
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the concept, off he went to search for his three sons, who were scattered about Europe. The big twinkle came back into his eyes when he saw how popular his sons were and how many friends they had. He was able to view their photo albums and reconnect with them on a friendly and personal, yet remote level. Of course all of the new laptops these days have video camera in the screen and this is a real bonus for new learners. So once I loaded the Skype software for him, he and I practiced video calling each other. You have never seen someone laugh and make so many faces of sheer joy, surprise, marvel and amazement. There was a permanent grin perched proudly on his face. I asked him as to what other functions did he want his computer to do for him. After a bit of fishing, I found out that before he was a big business man, he was a wild music loving disc jockey. So, we signed him up to Spotify, which is an online music service with a gigantic database of songs that you can play for free. He was quick to search for his favourite songs from his past life and as music floated out of this computer, his emotions were quick to surface. Here was a man living in a very small, closed world – locked into a local reality full of boring repetition and limited experiences. Now, after only a short week of lessons, there was a changed man in my office. A man who can book airline tickets, keep in touch with his boys, surf to his favourite football league webpages, watch online movies, have a face-to-face chat with family and friends abroad and hopefully, watch some grand kids enter the world.
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The QROPS market in 2011 by
Stephen Ward & Robert Burns It is a long time since we first introduced to the expat market in Spain the concept of transferring your UK pension fund to a QROPS. At that time, back in 2007 the choice of QROPS to which an expat could transfer their UK pension fund was very limited. For most, fees were prohibitive starting as high as £4,000 in the first year and £2,000 a year thereafter. Under certain circumstances they could reach an eye popping £20,000 in the first year and £10,000 a year thereafter. QROPS, fees and the long term investment Since 2007 we have seen a significant and welcome reduction in the trustee fees for clients looking for QROPS designed for long term investment. A client with say a £500,000 fund now has several options open to them. Typically, scheme fees will be no more than £2,000 in year one and £1,000 a year thereafter. Indeed, the trustee fees can be as low as £1,080 in the first year and £540 a year as ongoing basis. This massive reduction in fees gives a lie to earlier claims
that the operational costs of running a QROPS in places like Guernsey were so high as to require much higher fees than those associated with participating in a UK based self invested personal pension.
The New Zealand Solution All the same, the average UK pension fund is only worth about £30,000 and although on its own may be seen as a tidy sum this “average fund” in terms of its pension purchasing power is about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. No wonder therefore so many of our clients who ask us for information about QROPS and who left the UK before 6 April 2006 opt for the “New Zealand” solution. This allows us to arrange for the whole of your UK pension fund (so long as it has not been used to buy an annuity) to be converted to an immediate lump sum, irrespective of your age. This choice is made by over 90% of those who approach us for information about transfers to QROPS. The cash released is rarely simply spent in a frivolous fashion. Far from it as in the majority of instances the funds are reinvested. However, sometimes this welcome cash flow is used to stave off an immediate financial crisis like repossession of the family home or to give a struggling business a much needed injection of cash. Reinvestment in property is another common use of the lump sum released in particular given the bargains currently available to the “cash buyer”.
Lower fees mean your QROP goes further
Pension Reciprocation Even if you left the UK relatively recently or if indeed you remain a UK resident but need a lump sum we can still look at another solution known as pension reciprocation. This is a process which enables you to apply for access to a lump sum, but where the lump sum does not come from your own pension fund but is provided to you from another unconnected source. In exchange part of your pension fund is invested in such a way that it allows others to seek the same facility – thus the term pension reciprocation. For further information about QROPS, Pension Reciprocation and Pension Planning opportunities please email review@qrops.es or see http://www.prempensions.com and http://www.qrops.es
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Make sure your children and pets are safe with The Safety Angel Pool Alarm Here at Casa Segura we are constantly searching for new and interesting products to improve safety and security for you. Bearing in mind that the swimming season will soon be with us again, we want to tell you about The Safety Angel which is an alarm that is triggered immediately if a child or pet falls into a swimming pool. The alarm consists of a base unit and two rechargeable wrist straps. The base unit will flash, sound an alarm and vibrate immediately when activated. The wrist strap is worn by the child (or pet) and activates the alarm when immersed in water. Combined with an anti-lost alarm, it can also be triggered when the child or pet wanders outside a perimeter which can be set from between 5 to 50m.
Carl Barclay outside the new Casa Segura shop
The base unit allows parents to detect two bracelets simultaneously. The bracelets are designed to be fun to wear and require no interaction on the part of the child; it contains a strong locking mechanism which can only be opened with the supplied key. The Safety Angel is portable for travel use, and is suitable for any water including salt water. Features:1. Three LED lights indicate different status. 2. No interference between two alarms. 3. One base unit can work with two bracelets. 4. Maximum wireless range is 50 meters in open surroundings. 5. Base unit works on adapter or AAA batteries. 6. Base unit and bracelets have ‘low battery’ alarm. 7. Battery life approx. 2 weeks with normal use (base unit and bracelet) 8. Can also be used to protect your luggage from being stolen. The Safety Angel with 2 bracelets costs just €89. This is a very small price to ensure a child or pet’s safety all this summer. Call 659 853 645 to reserve yours now. We also stock other items such as a pool alarm that floats on the water and detects movement if someone or a pet was to fall in. A two-part luggage alarm is also available to attach to your bags and is triggered when taken out of a set distance. Visit the Casa Segura Locksmith shop for more information, Avenida del Pla 116 (opposite Solbank) Javea or call Carl Barclay on 659 853 645.
Safety products should always be bought from a reputable shop. All products sold by Casa Segura Locksmiths are fully guaranteed, and credit cards are accepted.
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Responsible Rentals
by
Chris Marshall
www.almerimarlife.com
Once again a mixed bag of property related headlines this month across Spain with reports that foreign investment in Spanish property went up 2.9% in 2010 despite the increase in VAT from July onwards, to 3.757€ million, after falling 31.5% in 2009. Another report I read claimed that relocation to Spain was becoming more and more popular, although this was primarily a shift in an existing market caused by the ongoing issues in the Middle East i.e. people that had already decided to move abroad were switching to Spain as their destination, rather than more people opting to relocate. The Balearics are leading the Spanish property recovery it seems, as they are with the increased tourist trade this year, reporting an 18% increase in sales in 2010, with even better figures being reported for 2011. It would be wrong to single out one factor for this growth, but the significantly reduced property prices and exceptional bargains that are being reported, along with the increased number of flights being announced must be a huge contributor. But the headlines that caught my attention the most related to the rental market here in Spain as more and more second property owners unable to use their properties as much as they had planned are turning to an already over saturated rental market to try and recover some costs, and hopefully avoid having to sell their cherished place in the sun.
Probably not great timing then that a major tax break has just been removed as until recently those letting holiday accommodation have been allowed to offset the cost of repairs, furniture and fittings against capital gains tax when they sold up and, more importantly, used losses they incurred on that home’s “business” to lower their annual income tax bill. This has now changed and the rules apply to holiday lets in the UK and anywhere in Europe – defined as the European Economic Area. For those that are considering renting there are other factors to take into account as well. If you are going to compete in what was always a pretty tough market I suggest you avoid the temptations to furnish the property on the cheap, as with more and more choices people are going to balance value and quality, and what may have been acceptable to you for a ‘week in the sun’ in your own property, may not be the level of luxury and amenities that a holiday maker is looking for. “This year in particular we have noticed a significant increase in enquiries for well furnished luxury properties as people demand more for their money, but still want all the creature comforts of home” according to Pete Gillam of Chill Out With Us (info@chilloutwithus.eu or Tel: 0034 665 61 12 38). “If they are going to spend their hard earned cash on a holiday they want to get the very best that their money can buy,
Avoid the temptations to furnish the property on the cheap, as with more and more choices people are going to balance value and quality
and they are not afraid to shop around for the best overall rentals.” Another factor to take into consideration is the maintenance of the property, or more accurately lack of it in too many cases. Across Spain there are far too many examples of properties in a poor state of repair as owners have been unable to use them, and have been too short sighted (or tight with their cash) to invest in a maintenance contract. A friend of mine recently suffered extensive damage to his property as a result of years of penny pinching and negligence by a landlord as a burst water pipe flooded their property,
and many an unattended property has been damaged and left undetected throughout the winter, with one of the more dramatic cases reported by Chill Out With Us being a whole patio window that blew in over the Christmas period. Renting your property can be profitable, and with 730,000 unsold new homes alone on the market it may be the only option open to many, but it is a business and as such you will face tough competition from a number of areas, and a bit of short sightedness and cutting of corners now could cost you big time in the long run.
Property Matters by Chris Marshall is sponsored by www.piagi.com The Currency Specialists, offering the best foreign exchange rates and currency prices. You can hear Chris each month on the weekly Property Matters show on Bay Radio Costa Almeria 91.5FM and 95.5FM ( www.bayradio.fm) with Bob James, Mondays at 4pm.
Home & Garden
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Some gardens to visit
gardens of the Reales Alcazar and the Casa de Pilates. The Photo of Dick dwarfed by a centuries’ old bougainvillea on page 273 of ‘Your Garden in Spain – From planning to planting and maintenance’ was taken in the latter garden. Take your choice of whether you visit before, after or during the spring fair.
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Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors
CORDOBA
APRIL TO early July is a good time to visit other gardens and perhaps combine this with visiting some other parts of Spain. Your own garden is probably now tidy and planted up for Easter late spring and summer, the temperatures are still enjoyable and gardens are in full flower before being, to varying extents, burnt up by the hot suns of late July and August. Inevitably gardens come to their best in sequence from the south to north of Spain and from the coastal strip to inland situations. On this basis we suggest the following Seville Cordoba Granada trail this Spring and early Summer. If you like touring it is possible to fit all in this year or see them more leisurely one per year for three years. SEVILLE Seville has some great spring gardens before temperatures up to 50ºC burn them up during July and August. Our favourites are the
Reales Alcazar Seville
patio festival Cordoba
One of the main spring attractions is the Patio Festival which runs from 4th to 15th May this year. Visit a selection of the 60 patios open to the public; the Viana Palace and Alhambra for an insight into the similarities and differences between Costa Blanca and Andalusia gardening. GRANADA Granada is an amazing place to visit and for those interested in gardens there are some hidden gems. Naturally the 14th Century Alhambra and Generalife Gardens are top of the list. Beyond this there is, however, much to see. For behind the high walls of villas within the old city exist many interesting gardens termed carmens; not well known and in some cases never open to the general public. Some we have never visited so Dick was therefore delighted to be invited to join Nicholas Borjesson, the official Granada Guide
Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books will be found to be useful for both experienced and new gardeners coming to Spain. The useful quartet of books can be obtained from bookshops or by email from the websites of Amazon, Santana Books, Bookworld and The Royal Horticultural Society. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com
who guided Michele Obama on her visit to Granada last year, in supporting a three day tour ‘Gardens of Granada’ which visits seven gardens organised by Go Granada. The 2011 dates are 5th - 8th July and after the hot summer 6th – 9th September. Full details can be obtained from www.gogranada.co.uk, hello@gogranada.co.uk or by calling Lucy on 0044 7944 882 690. If you have already seen the gardens of these cities a list of other interesting gardens that we published in RTN two years ago can be retrieved from the April 2009 archives of our blog www.gardeninginspain.com. CLODAGH AND DICK’S BOOKS Whichever gardens you visit the section illustrating and describing the 350 most practical plants for Spanish gardens including English, Spanish and Botanical names in ‘Your Garden in Spain’ will help you identify and understand the plantings taking account of the local summer and winter climatic conditions. If you decide to not travel the same lists are an invaluable guide to what you might best plant at home and likewise the plant lists in ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’ if you live in an apartment. The fruit and veggie books have been for some years the recognised bibles for being successful in growing ecological fruit and vegetables.
Generalife Gardens Granada
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Saveloy wins UK approval
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by Jack Troughton THE COURAGEOUS tale of a Costa Blanca schoolboy’s battle against Leukaemia and his family’s struggle after his death has been successfully launched in the UK. Gina Gatoli-King – whose son Keenan died of the disease days after his 11th birthday – wrote the brutally honest story ‘Oi Oi, Saveloy!’ with the help of friend and former BBC journalist Karen Mulally. And last December the moving story won huge approval from readers in their home town of Javea at its first release to the public – as well as helping earn £700 in a special fund-raising day for a cancer charity. Gina and Karen were recently at a second book signing in Waterstones book shop in the Lakeside Shopping Centre, Thurrock, to introduce the book – both a tribute to Kenan and a frank diary of a mother’s emotions – to the British market. They were also interviewed by BBC Radio Essex and were proud to hand a cheque for over £700 to Annette How, the South East representative of Leukaemia and Lymphoma Research. The book is also available at Bookworld in Javea, Waterstones and online via Amazon.
Go equine at Easter ANIMAL LOVERS have the chance to see one of Spain’s top horse trainers in action on the Costa Blanca over the Easter weekend. Jorge Contreras, who has worked with horses most of his life, will be sharing some secrets at the fittingly named Call de Caval in Gata de Gorgos on April 23rd and 24th. He believes horsemanship is more than grasping the mere basics of riding and training but a true partnership between animal and human relying on trust won by persuasion rather than force. And Jorge hopes the two day exhibition will interest both novices and experienced riders. “Horses are among the most magnificent creatures on earth. They are intelligent, sensitive, and dependable when handled properly. “True horsemanship methods might take a little more time and effort, but in the end, the reward will prove their efficacy. A properly handled horse will bring its rider years of satisfaction and enjoyment.” The two day exhibition is free and to find out more about Jorge and the event, visit www.kokoconttreras.com
Presenting the cheque
New kid in town
by Jack Troughton CHARITY DOG show judges simply ruled “you’re kidding” when they came face to face with a new breed, a Glasgow Terrier. Amber Laurie hoped to persuade organisers that
Amber and Pixie
the cute family pet should be allowed into the ring at Javea’s Pinosol Park to compete in the Guardian Angels fund-raiser last Sunday. However, Pixie the Kid was KO’d for not being a K9 – but was still judged to be gorgeous by all that met the miniature goat. The charity Guardian Angels provides support to one parent families, and founder Tricia Barr was delighted the dog show was such a success and had raised 828€. “It was an absolutely fantastic day and we are still counting the money raised – people have been very positive about the show and we will look to run another one next year,” she said. “The goat was beautiful, really cute, but the judge spotted it wasn’t quite a dog! Amber tried to get it in the show but it didn’t work.” And Tricia said the judge, Alexis James-Crabb “certainly knew her dogs” and having received positive feedback was considering running dog and owner behaviour classes on the Costa Blanca.
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Computing with aunty virus
Downloading programs Colin via email asks: I recently tried downloading a program for burning CDs (sorry forgotten the name but found it on your site). Because the downloading suddenly changed to Spanish I aborted. However I think MSN became involved in the download and I now have SweetIM to contend with. I have used Spybot and have been able to remove all but 9 entries because it says it’s “in memory”. Any ways you might suggest to get rid of SweetIM?
is not generally considered as spyware so maybe Spybot isn’t quite sure what to do with the remaining entries.
Aunty Says: Not entirely sure how this has happened Colin but you should be able to remove it through ‘Control Panel’ and ‘Add Remove Programs’. Follow this with a Ccleaner cleanup and you should be OK. SweetIM
Not a big fan of Norton 360 Freda from Playa Flamenca asks: Hello Aunty, I have a new Acer laptop that is 1 year old and am experiencing an annoying problem. After switching on and booting up, the cursor just sticks and refuses to respond to requests,
sometimes for 5 minutes or so, and no amount of coaxing or cursing makes any difference. I just have to wait till it decides to play ball. Aaaaagh!! I have Norton antivirus 360 and have run a full scan to no effect. Aunty Says: It’s possible that there is so much going on when Windows is starting up that most of your valuable laptop’s resources are being eaten up. I’m not a big fan of Norton 360 as it can be quite a greedy program so maybe try uninstalling it
and downloading the new Microsoft Security Essentials. As far as security suites go MSE is just as good and much gentler on your system and it’s free. There are also the dreaded Windows updates that seem to kick in just when you don’t need them, plus Adobe, Java and Acer will also no doubt be trying to download stuff, so maybe if replacing Norton doesn’t solve the problem then give Phil at www.enetcomputers.net a call as they offer a tune up service that will certainly sort the problem out.
AVG 2011
Roger via email asks: Hi Aunty, I enjoy your column and find the info very useful. Now I have a problem I hope you can help me with, I have a Dell laptop running on XP and have used AVG free for years with no problems. I have AVG 2011 and when I came back after having been away for ten days I started computer and tried to update AVG and have now been trying for three days. The updates download OK but they will not install. I get a window saying “update failed, invalid binary update file”. I have looked at the AVG help centre but it was no help at all. Aunty Says: The first thing to check Roger is that you don’t have any nasty spyware or virus on your laptop. Run Malwarebytes and SuperAntiSpyware and try the AVG updates again. As you are on a dialup connection it’s also quite possible that some of the update files have been corrupted during the download and may have left some remnants which are stopping the newer updates from installing properly. Running Ccleaner may remove any old update files that are causing problems. You can also download and update these AVG files manually, but we’ll try that if we need to.
Saving a letter on to DVD Sam via email asks: Hello Aunty. I enjoy your column and hope you can help me. I am using Windows Vista and I am having major problems when I try to save a letter onto a DVD. Every time I save from Word the letter seems to save to the disc OK but cannot then be amended when my friend then opens it from the DVD as it is showing as “read only”. I have tried different Word and XL documents on different DVDs and CDs but I am still getting the same frustrating problem. Aunty Says: Hello Sam. What I think is happening here is that the built in Windows CD writing process does not allow what is known as ‘multisession’. This is the setting that lets you add and amend files onto a normal DVD or CD. You could of course use re-writable CDs but you are far better off getting the wonderful (and free) Ashampoo Burning Studio from www.download.com as it has the multisession option I have mentioned. It is also a lot faster, supports the new BlueRay discs and has a great backup/restore feature. I will add that you should do the ‘expert’ or ‘custom’ install and make sure you deselect the pesky toolbar and/or homepage option that a lot of these free programs will install by default.
That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out
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GADGET INSPECTOR
the case of The Romain Jerome Moon Rider Watch THIS WEEK the Inspector is out of this world with the Romain Jerome Moon Rider Watch. In these technologically advanced times it is not unusual to find all sorts of everyday items made from advanced materials and composites created by the aerospace and aviation industries. You may have carbon fibre in your car, and titanium in your bicycle. But in the case of the Moon Rider Watch you really do have material that comes from another planet (or satellite if you are going to be pedantic). The Moon Rider Watch comes from the Romain Jerome Collection Moon Dust-DNA, and forms part of the manufacturer’s ‘DNA of Famous Legends’ concept. The collection is limited to 1969 units, to reflect the year of the first moon landing by Apollo 11. Each watch incorporates elements from the aerospace universe such as moon dust, as well as fragments of the Apollo XI and Soyuz spacecraft, and the International Space Station. So where are all these pieces used? Well, the movement is a pretty standard mechanical self-winder with 23 jewels and a power reserve of 42 hours with Sputnik antenna-inspired hands displaying hours and minutes and a separate seconds hand at 9 o´clock. Nothing too unusual there, but then we come to the case.
This is made with titanium and steel from the Apollo XI spacecraft and features carbon fibre bezels. It is surrounded by oxidised (does that mean rusty?) steel paws from the Soyuz spacecraft and a crown designed to mimic space tools all fixed with star style screws. But it is the dial that truly amazes. This features a mineral structure containing moon dust, even complete with its own artificial moon craters. Authenticated by a notary (how on earth did one of them get on the Apollo mission?) you can be assured of the watches’ authenticity. A strap made from Rembordé alligator woven with fibres from an International Space Station spacesuit completes the picture. Oh, and it is water-resistant to 50 meters, though why anyone would even consider putting this anywhere near water is beyond the pale. The Inspector´s Verdict: The Romain Jerome Moon Rider Watch is an incredible instrument and truly unusual, and will no doubt become a collectors’ item as a piece of history in its own right. The Romain Jerome Moon Rider Watch costs around 300,000€ – yes, three hundred thousand euros (depending on model, and I should think you would be able to pull a few with this – unless you look like Wayne Rooney): so start saving now.
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Worryingly low incidence of eye tests for children revealed across the Costa Blanca In a survey conducted by Specsavers Opticas on the Costa Blanca to establish whether parents were taking their children to have their eyes tested, opticians were alarmed at the low incidence of those that were. Opticians recommend a yearly eye test for children from three years old, yet the survey revealed that in Torrevieja only 39% of all the respondents had taken their children to have an eye test with an optician. Worryingly, in Javea just 17% of children aged 6 – 12 years old have ever done so. This fact is even more surprising as 65% of the respondents there felt that poor eye sight could affect their children’s performance at school. Parents in Calpe performed better, with 67% of all respondents having taken their children to an optician for an eye test. Although this is still not as high as opticians would like, Calpe parents are leading the way compared to other towns surveyed in the Costa Blanca. Mike Stone, who is store director at Specsavers Opticas’ Calpe and Javea stores, commented “It’s great to see Calpe leading the way on the Costa Blanca with parents getting their children’s eyes tested, but I would like to see 100% of parents doing so. Regular eye tests can detect problems with your child’s vision and catch treatable conditions early, to protect their eyes and safeguard their vision.” Optician Colin Evans of Specsavers Opticas’ Torrevieja store added, “Regular eye tests are particularly important for children, as during the first 12 years of their lives, as much as 80% of learning is accomplished through vision. One out of every four children has an undetected vision problem that
may inhibit their progress. This shows the crucial role that eye tests play in caring for our children’s health and why parents should make sure their children’s eyes are tested by a qualified optician every year.” Signs that your child is having difficulty with their vision As a parent, it can be difficult to spot if your child has a vision problem, as children have no way of knowing if what they see is any different from what others can see. Also, as very young children, they are not able to communicate what the problem is. If you are concerned that there may be a problem with your child’s eyes, there are a number of tell-tale signs you can look out for: 1. Sitting too close to the TV 2. Rubbing their eyes repeatedly 3. Complaining of headaches 4. Becoming reluctant to read or look at small pictures or objects 5. Being clumsy 6. Squinting 7. The eyes behaving oddly when tired e.g. turning inwards or crossing The survey was conducted for Specsavers Opticas by Advent Communication, in the Costa Blanca and Costa del Sol, in December 2010. To mark World Health Day on 7th April, book an eye test at your local optician and make sure your children’s eyes are healthy and performing well. Specsavers Opticas are offering two glasses for the price of one on children’s glasses, visit www.specsavers.es to find your nearest store.
Opticians recommend a yearly eye test for children from three years old
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The Royal Wedding Just Gets Better by Patricia Thompson As the days are flying by until the happy couple become man and wife, local businesses, artistes and supporters have been signing up in droves to make the Friday 29th April Royal Wedding Fiesta in Rojales a day to remember! There will be a wide array of stalls and services from tarot readings to physio-massage (with your clothes on) and from wine tasting to pole dancing (ok, you could need one for the other!) and anything and everything in between. There are exciting foods to be tasted with Indian dishes from the Spice Hut, French cuisine from the Hotel Corazón, Spanish, and of course the British will be represented. For the little ones there’ll be a tea party plus plenty of goodies such as cakes, sweets and churros. Jodie and her fantastic girls in the Extreme Dance Troupe will give a demonstration, and expect to see other forms of dance and exercise demonstrations such as Pilates, Zumba and pole dancing. The musical choice is wide and wonderful; BJ Bluesman, Tony Capaldi who sings, Spanish, Italian and English songs, Lauren Mitchell, the Norwegian Seaman’s Church Choir of Torrevieja and Lyndon B, who is a great comedian….however, there are still some great performing secrets to be revealed. TKO will be there all day long with their amazing DJs and music for all ages and all tastes. All the usual party atmosphere and games will be there too. Come and try your hand with a rugby ball, or icing a cake, how good are your taste buds when you are blindfolded? For beautiful car enthusiasts we have a fantastic selection of vintage and very collectable classic cars. From 11am through to midnight it’ll be non-stop action and entertainment. The event will be officially opened in the afternoon by the Mayor of Rojales. This whole day is in aid of Paul Cunningham Nurses and their FREE service of home care and support of the terminally ill. If you still want to participate, book the Tea Party, or want to know more, then call Linda on 966 716 919 or check out the Facebook page: The Royal Wedding in Rojales.
Join the fun in Rojales and celebrate the Royal wedding
stage. NIE number and donation (€60 for women, €45 for men) of half the actual cost required. Phone the AECC office on 965716679 for further details, or just turn up on the day. AECC are looking for people able to organise concerts or other fundraising events in order to continue its lifesaving subsidised cancer screening. AECC offers this service to Men and Women to detect cancer in its early stages and fund-raising is an essential part of this process. It is also vitally important to remember your own cancer screening, so please call AECC on 965 716679 if you can help in any
HAH Costa Blanca Volunteers and the Committee are pleased to announce that the development of the Charity HAH Costa Blanca is progressing well, we are almost ready to offer a little FREE Help At Home to those in need. Recently Torrevieja Social Services agreed to work with HAH Costa Blanca and have asked for support of HAH volunteers for 2 of their cases until they are able to take over and the care is provided by Spanish social services, this normally takes approximately 6 / 8 weeks. HAH Volunteers are happy to help all nationalities of any age. We have 25 registered volunteers willing to offer their time, helping where needed, fantastic people. 15 live in the Orihuela Costa / La Florida / Villamartin areas. We desperately need more Volunteers of all nationalities from
Charity golf tournament Sonrisa a charity supporting Paul Cunningham Nurses by funding Hospice Care at Home are holding a Charity Golf Tournament at Alenda Golf Club on Friday May 13th. They only have a few spaces for teams of 4 and have start times around 9 to 9.30am. •18 holes for just €43 per person. •Prizes for the first four teams plus hole prizes!
AECC Torrevieja Branch Forthcoming Events 19th April: Cancer Screening Registration at Bar La Cascada Algorfa, 5.00 p.m. Prostate Cancer screening for men, mammogram and smear test for women, to detect cancer at an early stage. NIE number and donation (€60 for women, €45 for men) of half the actual cost required. Phone Jennie on 966780595 or the AECC office on 965716679 (English-speaking Wednesday mornings) for details. 6th May: Cancer Screening Registration at The Lounge Bar, Aguas Nuevas, Torrevieja at 3.00 p.m. Prostate Cancer screening for men, mammogram and smear test for women, to detect cancer at an early
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way or to arrange appointments. AECC also require high-quality clothes and bric-a-brac for sale in the shop and at our regular auctions. Please bring these along to the Torrevieja shop at Calle La Calera 2, just off Calle Apolo-Avenida Cortes Valencianas. For full directions see our website, or phone 965 716679 for assistance. Visit the AECC English-Language Website for further information about all aspects of AECC in the Torrevieja area: www.aecctorrevieja.org Asociación Española Contra el Cáncer, Calle La Calera 2. Phone: 965 716679 (English-speaking Wednesday mornings).
Campoverde, Pilar de la Horadada, Guardamar, Rojales, Los Montesinos, Torrevieja and La Marina to cover the many people who need a little Free Help At Home. Should you wish to know how to become a HAH Volunteer, you are welcome to join us any Monday at the Athena Greek Restaurant Alameda del Mar, from 2pm to 4pm above SuperCor La Mosca CC, or call us on 603 245 020 or 672 991 824 (Directions to Athena Rest. from Torrevieja, on the N-332, past the Go Karts and Lidl, turn off the N-332, left at the mini roundabout). An Open Day Celebration will be organised very soon, we will be inviting everyone of importance to our campaign including yourselves to this event, our way of saying a big thank you for your support.
They are also still looking for sponsorship of the remaining holes at up to 50 Euros per hole. For more details or to book please contact Clive Dalton on 667 359 808 or email son.risa70@yahoo.com
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Nine lives
Fate is a four letter word. You can choose to believe in it and you can go and choose to believe in something else. Like flock wallpaper, fluffy kittens and old Doris Day records they are an acquired taste, but fate is open ended, abundant and inspiring. It is meeting someone you fancy in your dog walking outfit the day that you didn’t bother to wash you hair, or getting a spot the day before a public appearance. Everything happens for a reason, only sometimes we do not find out exactly why, and often we never ever do. Fate takes us on the journey of our own lives and keeps us safe. We still do have our own options and we can live by our own rules, but fate has a way of twisting us this way and that. It brings a surety that the jam on the slice of bread hits the floor first and it guarantees when we search drawers that what we look for is never in the first one. It gives banks a healthy supply of tellers, except when we are in a real hurry when they will only have two. Fate destines that we choose to wait in the slowest supermarket line and are serviced by the airport check in staff from hell when we are over weight and are holding a Ryanair ticket. They change the chef at a favourite restaurant when we are out to impress, and hide our car keys when we need to make a quick exit. But fate saves lives too. Spiritual endeavours brought you safely into this World and your spiritual guardians and guides help to manoeuvre you through the complexities of life here on Planet Earth. They do a good job, and leave the rest to fate, and this allows you to follow your destiny each day that you live. It is fate that steers the ship and sees you safe on your onward journey. Considering as we are born without a shelf life we do not know our lifespan, so we embrace life for the adventure that it is. This means that our plans can be changed, cancelled or ordered, and we sometimes go against our real feelings as a result. We can plan everything for tomorrow and nothing seems to go right, yet we can leave things to chance and everything seems to point us in the right direction, and hey presto all is very well. Destiny drives us on and fate conducts the
postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, my Mother always said that I was special as a child. Just lately she has told me that I saw Spirit when I was a little girl, and she played it down because she didn’t want me to be scared to be different. I have had unusual feelings all my life, now I know I need to know more! Sandra. L. Sandra, it is never too late. Spirit must have had their eye on you for some time and maybe now is the right time for you to start your own special spiritual journey. Memories from the past may come flooding back as you encounter recall. The quickest way to see where you are and to help you on your way is for you to make an appointment for a private tutorial so that I am able to better advise you. It is a highly personal journey that you will make, and if I can walk alongside you then I believe that I can help piece things together and work with you. It’s your decision, but I feel that there is work to do, and it may well change your life!
horoscopes by Kenny Corris
precarious route we take through life. With birth, life and death being always experienced in that order we have a precise need to learn from our mistakes, avoid hassles and distress, and carry on with each our own personal life. When we meet a new friend, or fall in love, or notch up a milestone of our own achievement we are amply rewarded with a twist of fate and are spurred along this Earthly journey of the soul. Fate commands that the negative can bring us sharply and haphazardly into the positive. A client who was attacked and robbed one night ended up marrying the ward Sister who attended to him. Two passengers missed the Spanair flight that crashed in Madrid a few years ago; only to die ten days later in a car crash. One very lucky young Spanish boy survived the airline crash, flung to safety in a river. Fate plays for the highest stakes when they are dealing with our lives. We take risks and calculated risks and we deal with our survival. Some people like to live close to the edge, whilst others are glad of a quiet life. It’s different strokes for different folks. Spirit can always help you on the road if that’s what you need. Tell them what you want and then if it is within your blueprint of destiny then you deserve it. Cats really do have nine lives. We however know them for just one of those lives. You can always tell when the nine lives are up when kitty leaves home to die and so remains always a living vibration to their owners. The process of re incarnation works well, and fate decides when it is the absolute final call. It is no wonder that dynasties in Egypt worshipped the grace and beauty of feline entities; they knew that destiny and fate would bring back the soul to live again, maybe even in human form. Look back at your life and remember that you made choices that were right at the time, then continue your unique journey knowing that fate is a helping hand bidding for your destiny and safety each and every day of your life.
Love & Light... Kenny Corris
Kenny’s diary Saturday April 16th: Spring Psychic Fair at Bistro Maya in Albir. 11.00 to 18.00. Readings. Tarot. Angel Readings. Crystals. Spiritual Gifts. Some appointments left for readings with me. Call Els on 966 868 213 for further details. Sunday April 17th: Higher Realms Workshop in Finestrat: from 10.30 to 17.30. Learn to work with, and to make changes with, Higher Guides to maximise your Spiritual Journey. Call for information or check: www.kennycorris.net . Monday April 18th and Wednesday April 20th: Readings at Bistro Maya, Albir from 17.00. Call: 966 868 213 for bookings and further info. Thursday April 21st: Spiritual Service and Demonstration of Clairvoyance for the A.S.F. at the Forum Mare Nostrum in Alfaz at 18.30. All Very Welcome! Saturday May 7th: Readings at La Fustera: Calpe/ Moraira. Contact Penny Smith on 687 926 021 or 96 574 9182.
contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!
After a quiet weekend Mars enters into Aries, and this sets the cat amongst the pigeons. It is high time to set the record straight, and to put someone well and truly in their place, whatever the cost. There is so much negativity around you right now, it may be very hard to maintain your equilibrium, but at least you don´t have to hold your tongue anymore. Tell it the way that it is! The Sun enters into Taurus at the end of a busy week, followed by your planetary leader, Venus making sultry moves on a inspiring Aries. This double whammy sees you finally getting things your own way and allows you some new participation in new deals and beginnings as they pan out. You are ruthlessly stubborn right now since you know how to do things the hard way, and that´s not an option. With Mercury calling the shots and a background of love and war with Mars and Venus touching base, anything and everything can happen, and probably will. Complicated though it sounds, simply to move on from here is an option, the hard part is knowing what you sort out first and how. With all the will in the World there comes a time to think carefully before you act. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you are angry about something you have selectively hidden within. This anger spreads this week, and you are angry with yourself for feeling this way; especially when a solution could be so very close. Swallow your pride and suggest that the cards are well and truly put on the table, take control, play by your own rules and win, hands down. You need to use your skills of impact to influence the minority who are adding to your load and not helping you with it. Have the courage of your convictions right now and use what it takes to prove your point if you have to. It shouldn´t have to be this way, but it is. Blame the way that you are feeling on an opposition between Mars and an authoritarian Saturn, and call the shots once and for all. A retrograde Mercury conjuncts with Mars and opposes Saturn, which translates as doing things rather the hard way; though there isn´t much of an alternative now. One thing is very clear, you are on the threshold of making a new life for yourself and those that you love, and nothing must stop you at this, the final furlong. Keeping dignity and pride at bay, have the finish line in clear view. The current Full Moon in Libra heralds the dawning of a new day and spurs you towards making a decision. With Mercury and Pluto in retrograde, and Saturn as a long term guest, your wings are somewhat clipped, but your own personal wants and needs should see you safely through a time of questioning and connecting with your inner self. Success comes from better knowing yourself right now. The sting in the tail may be wavering this way and that, but you are managing so successfully to hold on to your rights and aspirations for the future. Aim high enough to see the benefits and stay earthed with your feet well and truly on the ground. Be excited at the choices ahead, and plan your next move, and more importantly who is going to travel through life with you at your side. Time for onward planning, and to make plans for an escape. You need some healthy rest and relaxation, especially as there is a busy period ahead, and you also have to bear in mind there are fewer around now to help you through. Since you put so much into all that you do, enjoy a break that you have well and truly earned, and surprise someone who is always wishing you well from afar! Actions of resident Pluto have served already to show you some alternatives, and have allowed you to look at yourself well and truly. The next months are going to see positive changes coming from within, and new directions beckoning you on. This is a time of study and learning, and you must take things into hand under your own watchful eye. Expect subtle changes and a great new start to all you do. Time to sort out something close to your heart, since you are now overdue an explanation, and time passes fast. Though you have washed your hands of an affair of the heart there is a need to have some clearance and to move on. Closure must be sought and you have to enjoy the freedom within your soul that will allow you to start the journey of your own destiny. Neptune brings you a chance to channel your energies and your desires as you continue to work with your innermost energies. You are supporting someone who needs you tender love and care right now, but who for some reason, makes your job a difficult one. Whilst you accept the challenge so too do you need to have the support of those who care for you at your side.
If it’s your birthday this week... Carefully plan your next move because it is vital that you establish yourself in actions that currently surround you. Others rely on your communication skills to establish a sound base as soon as possible, since there is work to do!
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Word Ladders The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.
Cryptic Crossword
Sudoku Across 1. See 8 Across 8 & 1 Across. What it holds will be of striking significance (3,2,7) 9. Approaching and proving an attraction not far away (7,4) 11. The performer may point out resemblances, we hear (7) 12. Sounds like money - the whereabouts of this will not be disclosed (5) 13. Stages in the tournament completed by golfers (6) 15. The girl is happy with the beginnings of your speech (6) 17. Special celebration to seek to remove ill-feeling (5) 18. One can get carried along by a book of collected works (7) 20. An opposite piece at the end of the shop-fitting (11) 22. Field supplying endless metal (3) 23. Administrators will revise the means test (9)
Down 2. Air corps rises a considerable distance away (3) 3. Time-worn tea ceremony (5) 4. Use temporarily, one hears, at an increased price (6) 5. This will provide a typed copy for a variety of clients (7) 6. A word to conjure with! (11) 7. Gives vent to one’s thoughts on trains (9) 10. Is it akin to a mail-van? (8,3) 11. This provides the basis for making deals (4-5) 14. Diversions by five hundred different routes (7) 16. Left one with a Shakespearean heroine (6) 19. One who goes to bed when working (5) 21. Harry Evans will provide the whisky (3)
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1. Valuation (9)
2. Equality (3)
8. Scull (3)
3. Ascend (5)
9. Ban (11)
4. Evasive (6)
11. Implore (7)
5. Spare time (7)
12. Join (5)
6. Thoughtful (11)
13. Untouched (6)
7. Soon (9)
15. Feel indignant (6)
10. Unpaid (11)
17. Chop small (5)
11. Obscure (9)
18. Ship’s crew (7)
14. Less expensive (7)
20. Unseemliness (11)
16. Transverse (6)
22. Tavern (3)
19. Ethical (5)
23. Elastic (9)
21. Cask (3)
Wordwheel
Quick Crossword
You can play these wordwheels by whatever rules you like. But there is at least one nine letter word hidden in each wordwheel (and thus using every letter in the wordwheel). For many players the fun element and biggest challenge of the wordwheel is to find a nine letter word. Other than that, the rules are up to you - but generally you should restrict yourself to only finding words that contain the central letter, as otherwise you will find huge numbers of words in many puzzles!
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Avishai Cohen plays Murcia Vibes From The Costas by
Tony Poole
from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com
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ENOWNED JAZZ bassist Avishai Cohen returns to Spain for a 9-date major city tour including Murcia on May 4. Over the past few years Cohen has become recognized as one of the most creative musicians of current times and a standard bearer for the future of jazz. He last played in Murcia at the XIII edition of the San Javier International Jazz Festival last summer. Cohen grew up in a musical family at Kibbutz Kabri, Northern Israel. He began playing the piano at 9 years old, but changed to the bass guitar at the age of 14, inspired by legendary bassist Jaco Pastorius. Later, after playing in an Army band for two years, he began studying upright bass with maestro Michael Klinghoffer. Two years later he moved to New York City, and got in contact with other jazz players. At the beginning of his stay there he had to struggle, working in jobs like construction. According to Cohen, his first year there was the most difficult year of his life, having to play bass in the streets, subways and parks. He studied music at Mannes College The New School for Music, and after playing Latin jazz in a few bands in his student years, Cohen was approached by pianist Danilo Pérez to join his trio. After a long period of performing in small clubs, Cohen got a phone call from the jazz pianist Chick Corea and was given a record contract. In 1996, he became a founding member of Corea’s sextet, Origin, and his first four albums as a leader were subsequently
released under Corea’s Stretch label. Cohen performed in Corea’s bands until as late as 2003, when he left the Chick Corea New Trio. He currently performs with his own group, the Avishai Cohen Trio, along with New Jersey’s Mark Guiliana on drums and Israel’s Shai Maestro on the piano. His later albums have featured this formation with an extended line-up including wind instruments. Aside from Corea, Cohen has accompanied, recorded or performed with several noted jazz figures such as Bobby McFerrin, Roy Hargrove, Herbie Hancock, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Nnenna Freelon and Paquito D’Rivera. Other collaborators include Claudia Acuña (Wind From The South, 2000), Alicia Keys (studio recording) and the London and Israel Philharmonic Orchestras (concert performances) Cohen has been cited as “undoubtedly the most successful” of Israel’s jazz exports by The Jerusalem Post, a “jazz visionary of global proportions” by Down Beat, one of the 100 Most Influential Bass Players of the 20th Century by Bass Player magazine, and “a great composer” and “a genius musician” by Chick Corea himself. Cohen’s signature sound is a blend of Middle-Eastern, eastern European and AfricanAmerican musical idioms. His latest CD ‘Seven Seas’ is currently available on Blue Note Records. Avishai Cohen plays the Miguel Angel Clares Auditorio as part of the jazz series ‘Las Noches de Blue Note’ on Wed 4th May. Concert starts at 21:30. Tickets are €20. More info at www.avishaicohen.com
More festival and concert information at www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com Keep the ViBES ALiVE!
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The Palace – Restaurant Review by Julie Day For those living in Torrevieja, the new restaurant The Palace has a prime location, just opposite the street market, behind the little tourist information office, and a stone’s throw from the seafront. For those that do not live within walking distance to Torrevieja’s centre, this restaurant is well worth the drive down to visit. The Palace has only been open for a week but already it has customers raving about its food. However, it is not only the food that is stunning, but also the presentation, the service and the atmosphere. At present, The Palace is offering a menu for 9,50€, where a choice of five starters, three mains and a selection of desserts are available. We started our meal with the most delicious bowl of mixed olives. Now, I know you must be thinking that olives are olives, yet this plate of black and green olives had been marinated in olive oil, basil and other mixed herbs plus a hint of chilli. This was served with two soft, warm, and flavoured bread rolls. Following the olives we were offered an appetizer (free to all customers) of two mouth-watering cod and salmon
fishcakes topped with sesame seeds with three different types of dressing. My friend, who is not that keen on fish, was ecstatic – and so was I. We hadn’t properly started our meal and we were already in heaven! Next came the starters – Deep-fried Camembert, served on a bed of mixed salad leaves, topped with parsnip shavings and drizzled with a strawberry coulis, and a bruschetta of warm Italian flat bread piled with chopped tomatoes, basil, garlic, olive oil and onion. This whole dish was fresh, aromatic, delicious and the embodiment of the Mediterranean on a plate. By this point we were starting to get full, yet our eyes lit up when the waitress brought out our main meals. I had chosen the baked herby-
Tell Laura..... Ricky Valance is on at the Lounge Bar After moving to the costa blanca with the idea of leading a quiet life, Ricky Valance soon found that the costas does not like having unused talent on its doorstep! Within weeks of arriving, Ricky was inundated with requests from venues for him to do a show. Well, show biz being in his blood, Ricky resisted for a few months while he took a well earned break, then the smell of the grease paint became too much. Ricky formed a trio of local musicians to back him and once again took to the road. Unfortunately, the size of most venues made this uneconomical, so Ricky returned to the UK and spent time in the studios, creating professional backing tracks, exclusivly tailored for him. This now allows Ricky the freedom to play smaller, more intimate venues which he much prefers. An evening with Ricky Valance is a great way to see and hear a master songster at work. Ricky,s laid back and friendly manner soon puts everyone at their ease as he launches into a fantastic collection of songs, both new and old, including of course that classic number one song from 1960 that only Ricky can sing.....Tell Laura I Love Her! Ricky Valance will be Live@the lounge on Tuesday April 26 th. Show starts 9.30 Tickets on sale from the bar.
Tasty cod and salmon fishcakes
top cod served on a bed of leek and lemon risotto, and being a lover of Italian food, can safely say that this was the best risotto I have ever eaten. This dish was rich and filling and I couldn’t manage the whole lot. The risotto was perfect – creamy, thick, bursting with flavour and utterly amazing. However, I think that my friend’s dish of pork fillet flambéed in Marsala wine, served with a drizzle of pear coulis, al-dente carrots and green beans and Italian mash, was even better. After a break, we attacked our desserts and did the best we could with our cocktail glasses of Banoffee pie and Tiramisu. These desserts were rich, creamy, calorific and dangerous. The Palace specializes in modern Mediterranean first class cuisine. The prices should be through the roof but they are what you would expect to pay in any good restaurant, although the menu for 9,50€ is incredible and fantastic value for money. The Palace’s chef, André François Curmi, is a well-known and respected chef in the area and although he has been away from the restaurant business for a while, he is now back to doing what he loves most. André previously owned and worked in the No Name Restaurant and Posh Nosh, which were
The Marsala pork
sold a few years ago. André trained for three years at the Westminster Catering College in London and for two years in Paris. He went to the same college as Jaime Oliver and trained for a year with Gordon Ramsey. He has also worked in restaurants all over Europe including Maxim’s – one of the finest. His superior training and love of what he does is evident in the food that he puts onto each plate. Each dish is a work of art and a masterpiece to be enjoyed. The (Pizzeria) Palace is located in Plaza Capdepont, 6, Torrevieja and is currently open for evening meals from 6pm – close from Tuesday - Sunday. Reservations can be made by telephoning 677895960.
Coro Pilar triumphs again During the month of March Coro Pilar performed three concerts in churches at Pilar de la Horadada, Los Alcazares and Campoverde. A very full and varied programme was performed at all venues with songs sung in five different languages. The soloists were Nazariy Harvat, a promising young flautist, Victor Bucharev whose rich baritone enthralled the audiences and the choir´s resident pianist, Natalia Khomyak. The choir were under the baton of their Musical Director Zinoviy Harvat, an accomplished musician and conductor who is stretching the choir and expanding their repertoire. Future Dates for our Diary The choir’s next concerts are scheduled to take place on 22 June at Restaurant Rebate and 29 June at the Casa Cultura in Pilar de la Horadada and rehearsals are now commencing so if you would like to sing with us please telephone John Robinson on 966 763 446 for more details. If you would like to receive advance notice of future performances by Coro Pilar please contact June Marsh on 966 763 258 or via email, rayandjune@costacomputers.com (please mark as ‘Coro Pilar Info’)
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Johnny Zeller
Local orchestra perform first concert at Torrevieja’s Conservatory-Auditorium
by Patricia Thompson The first show of the Incomparable Johnny Zeller tour was a huge success at Casa Nicolas in Altos del Limonar. The show stars 60s legend Johnny Zeller and Jukebox Legends with Fiona McLean doing a fantastic Big Band set and Peter Day featuring the fabulous sound of Billy Fury (one of the greats that Johnny appeared with many times). The tour, with three more shows to come, is due to visit Quesada, Punta Prima and San Luis over the next two weeks and if the first event was anything to go by, audiences are in for a real treat. Tickets are just 7.50 Euros each and available now from the venues listed below. All shows start at 8-30pm and are fund raising events for the Help at home project. There is also a ticket information line on 695135134. The Incomparable Johnny Zeller show is appearing at: The Club, Quesada on Friday 15th April. Rocajuna, Punta Prima on Wednesday 27th April. Casa Ventura, San Luis on Friday 29th April.
By Julie Day Torrevieja celebrated the inauguration of the International AuditoriumConservatory last Thursday evening with a free concert by a local orchestra. Ars Aetheria, a 27-strong string and brass orchestra from Torrevieja performed a stunning repertoire of classical music to a sizeable audience that included Torrevieja’s mayor, Pedro Hernández Mateo and deputy mayor and councillor for Culture and Fiestas, Eduardo Dolón. This concert was the first in a series of concerts to be held at the International Auditorium-Conservatory of Torrevieja that will run until the end of June. Tickets and invitations for each of the concerts can be obtained from the box office of the town’s Municipal Theatre, located in Plaza Miguel Hernández, from 11am – 1pm Tuesday – Friday.
A bit of slap’n tickle Fancy a bit of “Slap’n Tickle?” Of course you do, so come along to the Virgen del Carmen on Thursday 12th May at 7.30pm and have a good laugh courtesy of “The Actors Studio”. With a send up of “Eastenders” and a sketch highlighting the perils of booking with a cheap airline, together with other rib-tickling sketches, you will be in for an evening of fun and maybe also have to reach for a tissue when a heartrending monologue is performed. The original scripts have been written and directed by David Whitney who has penned previous shows so you will know exactly what to expect - humour reminiscent of a ‘carry on’. Tickets cost 8€ each and can be obtained from the Municipal Theatre ticket office in Torrevieja. As usual all ticket sales will go to the AFA Alzheimer’s Association.
Torrevieja orchestra Ars Aetheria perform classical music
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Across: 7 Tithes; 8 Memoir; 10 Colonel; 11 Paris; 12 Ewer; 13 Usury; 17 Green; 18 Bill; 22 Tramp; 23 Outlast; 24 Accord; 25 Muscle. Down: 1 Sticker; 2 Stalked; 3 Feint; 4 Keepers; 5 Court; 6 Dress; 9 Plaster of; 14 Drapery; 15 Finance; 16 Flatter; 19 Steal; 20 Fancy; 21 Stout. Quick solutions Across: 7 Stocks; 8 Caller; 10 Regular; 11 Terse; 12 Cove; 13 Sneak; 17 Relic; 18 Dawn; 22 Ideal; 23 Avarice; 24 Accent; 25 Morass. Down: 1 Ostrich; 2 Forgive; 3 Skill; 4 Martial; 5 Alert; 6 Order; 9 Principal; 14 Telling; 15 Capital; 16 Intense; 19 Vital; 20 Teach; 21 Wagon. WORDWHEEL 600: OBJECTIVE
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eries four of ‘Benidorm’ sadly limped out short of laughs last week, which was a shame, since the previous two episodes had shown it returning The TV Round Up by to some of its old form. Donald’s “suicide” was clearly Alex Trelinski not what it seemed from the off, and the antics at Broadcaster and freelance journalist
I know that you’ll be watching ‘The Walking Dead’ this evening anyway, but I bring you news from the “we’ll treat the late evening viewers as stupid” department! After regularly writing about recent dumbness from ITV1 and BBC 2 over ridiculous repeats, my ultimate award goes to the BBC 1 controller, Danny Cohen. After this evening’s welcome return of Graham Norton, I can tell you that this will be followed by a repeat of ‘The One Show’ broadcast less than four hours earlier! Words about extracting urine immediately spring to mind!
Terra Mitica barely raised a smile. Creatively its time for ‘Benidorm’ to finish, but I’m certain the high viewing figures will ensure that ITV brings it back, and of course with new writers, now that the creator, Derren Litten, has sensibly called it a day.
If you ended up scratching your head and wondering what happened to the BBC 4 version of ‘Room at the Top’, then don’t worry! A last minute row over who owned the rights to the John Braine novel, meant that the Beeb had to pull the transmission with a couple of days to go!! I wrote enthusiastically about it in last week’s RTN, having watched it on a preview disc, which could end up being a collector’s item as the lawyer’s slug it out. But you are left wondering why the rights clearances were not properly done by the Beeb in the first place? If I see yet another promo on ITV1 with Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley telling us how their ‘Daybreak’ show is building up to the Royal Wedding, then I’m going to scream for mercy. Another similar case of overload comes on ITV2, where every break has the irritating Keith Lemon squirming around like a dose of the clap shouting about his weekly quiz, ‘Celebrity Juice’. If these programmes were that good, then surely people would watch them, as opposed to being tortured at every opportunity by the TV equivalent of ‘water-boarding’?
Don’t’ worry if you missed the start of ‘The Walking Dead’ on Sunday night, as Channel 5 are repeating it tonight, close appropriately enough to midnight. I was gripped by it when I saw this series last year and you’re in for a treat if you like nasty Zombies………as opposed to nice ones! British actor Andrew Lincoln, is excellent as the sheriff abandoned in his hospital bed, trying to work everything out, and you’ll be looking to keep hold of something whilst watching this genuinely creepy series. It’s also worth committing your time to it all, as the cameras have already started rolling on series 2 in the States.
It was a great sporting weekend with The Grand National and the US Masters on BBC TV. The Masters has always been my favourite of the golfing majors, as watching on a cold UK evening, you could always soak up the Augusta sunshine. I’ve also enjoyed listening to Andrew Cotter’s commentaries, as he is a sole member of a dying breed of BBC broadcasters, who can turn
Book of the dead Book Review by
Danny Collins
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Kay Scarpetta, the queen of ‘don’t touch that body’ is back in this intriguing tale of a serial killer whose MO changes with each grisly slaying. Cornwell’s medical examiner heroine has set up her own private forensic pathology practice in Charleston, South Carolina, after giving up her post as ME in the Commonwealth of Virginia following a scandal in which she was too weary of midlayer politics to defend herself. She’s brought all the old favourites with her – there’s Marino, now retired from the police and working full time for Kay as a Harley-riding, Scarpettaobsessed private eye, still hankering
to get between the heroine’s sheets but receiving no more than a friendly pat on the head for his devotion. There’s also Scarpetta’s computerwizard niece, the leather-clad, Glock-spinning, athletic and beautiful Lucy, whose bent is for girls but who could whisk me off in her helicopter any day. Yeah, I know, dark thoughts but probably no more than those of Marino, who really blows it. Meanwhile, Dr Scarpetta has to battle to enter the mind of a monster when a young tennis star is found nude and mutilated in Rome, a woman is ritualistically murdered in her expensive US beach home, and an abused young boy is found dead and dumped in a desolate marsh. As ever, the crimes are connected and Kay is in there with her scalpel and applied logic to find the truth, which she eventually does of course. Cornwell, who needs no accolades from me, writes as ever in the fastpaced, classy style that has made her the queen of suspense. A truly firstclass read for the beach - but don’t talk to strangers.... Author: Patricia Cornwell Publisher: Sphere (paperback) Price: €11.20 ISBN: 978 0 7515 3405 4
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his hands to anything, including Rugby Union and Tennis. These kind of versatile commentators have all but disappeared from British TV. Just eleven years ago I was introduced to Andrew at BBC Radio Sport, on his first day at the office, and his first job was to “shadow” me reading the overnight sports bulletins on Five Live. The lad’s done well………..as for me??
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Brian Deller
Author of Motoring in Spain
Dear Brian, Do you still have a contact for the guy who does the transfer of foreign cars onto Spanish plates? Or can you recommend anyone else? I filled in the form on www.spainvia.com/service. htm. But when I sent it I was told that the address had either been changed or did not exist anymore. Kind regards, Jane Crowden-Naylor
Recommending anyone for this service is always fraught with problems. Jaime, as in my last book the Third Edition, which was published almost four years ago, is still in business but has moved out of his office due to the downturn in business and works from home. He is in fact a retired teacher. Also you do not advise where you live and it is always better to use someone who is able to supply genuine referrals from local expats. If you live in the central Costa del Sol, I have seen good results from ME-EXPRESS a father and son business with their office in Alhaurin Grande. Why use an expert? I have been trying with ME Express to help and expat with a 16-year old Toyota Gran Via, a nine-seater people carrier that was originally exported in used form from Japan, and he has also been here for 5 years. He is now worried about the stopping of UK plated vehicles in our local areas band the confiscation/impounding that occurs if they are illegal. The Toyota is on UK plates but the age (it has a diesel engine, and is in excellent condition overall) and must have been put on the UK plates before EU homolgation existed. But he needs the vehicle for
his handicapped wife so ME Express is pulling strings to get it through with the higher exhaust pollution levels. If you live in another area I suggest that you phone around to local advertisers after chatting with others who have already transferred their UK vehicles, remembering that in most cases my book shows how you can do it yourself or at least keep the cost down by installing the changed headlights etc. We must remember that having been in your position myself, there are only a couple of suggested reasons why we should consider re-registering a UK vehicle onto Spanish plates. One is the vehicle is special, a classic or it has personal sentimental value, the other is that it is rare and likely to become a classic. Otherwise I always say sell it and buy a Spanish vehicle as we did. Getting through toll booths on your own or out of pay car-parks is so much easier. Good luck and welcome to Spain if you have recently arrived. Dear Brian, Your book says that UK vehicles (steering wheels on the right) such as vans and pickups cannot be transferred onto Spanish plates unless there is a 360 degree view from the driver’s seat. We have been chatting in the local bar and someone has told us that is no longer applicable. What is your view please? I have received an answer to this query from a Spanish specialist contact who phoned Trafico and he is grateful as he also needs to know. I do not trust phoned details from official sources until they can be positively checked as experience has proven that
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often a “clerk” at the source may not know or have obtained all the details. Usually they are OK with Spanish end-users information but not the special laws for expats. Even the British Consulates have been caught out on this problem here and I had to write a letter to the UK Ambassador in Madrid over a year ago to set them on the right road.. A well-known insurance company here (not only their brokers) over a three year period since 2005 insisted I was wrong over the need for periodical medicals for expats with foreign EU driving licences but eventually agreed that I was correct so I am very wary of accepting hearsay, but in this case the verbal advice supplied two Spanish law references, the latest I have to check, plus the law is being relaxed if the vehicle is used only for private purposes, that is not for commercial reasons and I was told that even a lawn-mower in the back of a pick-up truck will cause the vehicle to be stopped if the policeman in the road block suspects that it is a business use machine. A vehicle with company adverts sign-written all over it will be an obvious target as it has been for some years. The new law modified old one which I have yet to read as I have to send this column off at high speed to our esteemed Editor to catch the RTN deadline this week, is reference: RD 750/2010. Very soon after I have located it and studied it I will report back to you, dear readers. The holiday makers are returning, well we all hope they are for the money they bring, so be careful out there. It is better to avoid an accident that to suffer the stress and cost after one.
There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com. Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm
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15 - 21 April 2011 but can be moved 6500€ ono. Tlf-660-061-684 CAMPING LOS GALLARDOS Come to Mojacar! Large campsite + mobile home park open all year, great expat community site, all welcome. 950-528-324. www. CampingLosGallardos.com
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PAWS PET TRANSPORT Spain-UK-Spain every month. We look after your pets as if they belong to us. Call Joe for a chat on 966-074-576 or 650-341-087. email:pawspettransport@hotmail.com
SSR SPEED BOAT 4.5Mtr + New Trailer. Yamaha 28hp, E/S. possibility auxiliary engine. Brand New upholstery + extras. 3000€. Tlf:- 665-068-649 SAILING BOAT ARAEZ 22FT moored MarMenor. Good condition. Marina 8 engine. Spinnaker, Depth Finder etc. Offers around 6500€. Tel 968582-358/618-489-904/UK+447895-055-198
BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424 PC SOLUTIONS 4U For all your computer needs. Reliable & Friendly service. Alicante North area.Call Fred:-634-638-664
PARTY CELEBRATION BUSINESS Stock includes Fancy-dress, Balloons, cards, decorations, display, everything you need. Value 35.000€ sell for 12.000€ ONO. Tlf 619-366-196 10 COLD DRINK/SNACK VENDING MACHINES with sites,€39,900.excellent cash income, no overhead, work from home, work only one day per week, €31,000 nett yearly. 25 pringle vending machines with sites €14,900.€250 per week guaranteed.965-326-442/659696-455 SOLAR ENERGY BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Long established company, own product range. First class training & support. Telephone 606586587
PROBLEM SELLING OR RENTING YOUR HOUSE? Sundirectgroup, one of the leading property agencies. We can help view www. sellingproperty.eu or www. europropertycentre.eu Ana: 626-092-884 anlg14@yahoo.es ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - COSTA BLANCA Confidential Helplines South - 625-912-078 North - 648-169-045 www.aacostablanca.org
FULLY QUALIFIED UK ELECTRICIAN with 10 years experience on the CostaBlanca. All jobs undertaken-extra sockets, rewires, fault finding. Tlf:-Hugh-690-275-223
MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 17,000€ Fully furnished ready to move into, A/c, tel, Eng TV, on permanent site, bar/res, pool, tennis, gym, shop.Walking distance to San Javier. 5mins to beach, Airport, hospital by car. (also bungalows for rent & caravans plots short term or permanent stays.) Carol 968192-425 mob. 626-055-622 www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain. com AVONDALE LEDA (UK) twin axle, Approx. 22 feet.5 Berth caravan. Good condition many extras including 5m awning. 4250Euro 966-491-354 Moraira MOBILE HOME 2 bed Aitana Mobile Home 5yrs, unfurn. sited
CARERS WANTED To work in England 3 weeks on 3 weeks off email CV to 24hourhomecareservices@ googlemail.com A LA CARTE CHEF REQUIRED Aussies Bar, Playa Albir. Tlf:688-802-306 for details AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit you. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 ADULT INTERNET PHOTO AND VIDEO Females and couples, 18-65, required as models. Excellent rates. Tlf:697-697-842 PENSION TRACKERS Looking for rewarding enjoyable work, then join our fast growing lively telemarketing booking team. If you are hardworking, enthusiastic and well organised then this is for you. Experience preferred but not essential as full training is given. Contract available after completion of training and trial period. Call:966-864-598 HYGIENIST IS REQUIRED for a dental practice in Benidorm. The person must speak Spanish and English. Please send curriculum in Spanish to flor@ id-mediterraneo.com GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY For a good Cook and Average Handyman. Small apartment in La Manga, in a chalet situated in the front line of Mar Menor, to let in exchange for light services. For full details Tlf Ernesto:968-564-022
GARDENING GENERAL Garden Irrigation Systems. Supply and Install from 500 euros, 12 month guarantee. A cost effective way of watering the garden. Tel:-965-583-574 GENERAL GARDENING Palm Trees/Pine Trees, Tree specialist. Size not a problem. Quick with quality service. Plastic and gravel work. Economical prices. Free quote. Call:-634625-792 Daniel TORREVIEJA GARDENING Palm trees, treat, clean, cut. Tel:633-300-651 ALTEA-MORAIRA GARDENING Garden Rubbish removed from 40euros. All gardening and painting 8.75 per hour OR priced work. Altea - Moraira Tel:692-998-243 TEULADA/MORAIRA GARDENING Jon Cooper Garden Services.Clearance to regular maintenance. Hedging, graveling, etc. all aspects of garden maintenance. Most areas North Costa Blanca. email:joncooper@hotmail.co.uk 680-337-656
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15 - 21 April 2011 PEDREGUER GARDENING Garden design, maintenance and landscaping covering the areas of Pedreguer, Pego, Jalon, Els Poblets, Javea, Orba and Denia. 637-298-799 JAVEA GARDENING Perfect gardens Javea. Garden design. Tidy up. Hedges, Palms, Lawns, Irrigation, Gravel, Pools. Professional service call: John on 606-711-587 CALPE GARDENING All gardening work undertaken from small general tidy up, to full landscaping services. Covering the areas of Calpe, Moraira, Javea and the surrounds. Tlf:659-369-348
FINEST FINISHES Quality painting and decorating at affordable prices. Free estimates. Tlf: Tony 680-133785/ 966-197-087 (Pedreguer and surrounding areas)
TEETH WHITENING. Professional Pain Free Cosmetic Treatment, from 99€. Javea, Denia, Calpe, areas. Tel:-680501-404 www.nulookteeth.com WEIGHT LOSS GUARANTEED/ GET FIT world class personal trainer €50 per hour. 659-696-455. PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing/ domiciliary team. Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517
estate or similar 30€ 966-459-625(near Denia) TRADITIONAL STYLE CASSETTE WOOD BURNER Fan assisted. Width 87cm. Height 61cm. Cost 1200€. Accept 300€. Photo available, buyer collects. 965-570-187 or 645-099-662. HAIRDRESSING EQUIPMENT 1 backwash unit, Hood Dryer on Stand, Climazon Dryer Nearly New 1000€. Genuine Interest Only Tlf:-620-408-678 AUTOMATIC GATE SYSTEMS €399!! Automatic Garage Doors €249!! Fully Installed/ Guaranteed! All brands repaired 627-191-639/ www.elektro-nex.com WHEELCHAIR Light, Foldable, Hardly used. 150€. Mobility Scooter 40km range 499€. Both like new! Tlf:-627-019-403 2 X MATCHING SOFA TABLES Circular, Diameter 60cm, Height 55cm, 3 legged pedestal base, Light oak finish. VCG. Altea area, Buyer collects. 50€ the pair. 691-202-307
AT MICHAEL’S Lovely 3-piece suite in beige leather. Two dark blue leather sofas. Comfortable blue leather recliner. See more than 600 photos on: www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Exercise equipment like professional stepper etc. Large Phillips professional solarium. Visit our Port shop or see photos: www.michaels-javea.com Tlf: 965-791-328. AT MICHAEL’S you also get NEW high quality Spanish beds. All sizes available as we deal directly with the manufacturers! Famous brands like United Colors of Benetton, etc www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S brown wicker bedroom furniture, chest of drawers, bedsides, headboards etc See more than 600 photos on: www.michaels-javea.com (updates every 5-6 days) MICHAEL’S 28 YEARS IN JAVEA ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www.michaels-javea. com Tlf:965-791-328.
WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewellery, vintage watches bought sold part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafron near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003. Tel: 965-792-595
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LARGE CAR TOP BOX 8x2ft good condition complete with fittings lockable with keys 90€. Roof bars suitable mondeo
G.S PARTY HIRE Planning a party. Do you need tables,chairs,crockery,glasses. Outside catering and bar for all occasions. Then contact me for
more information on.635-109375/693-371-654/966-194-984 BALLROOM/LATIN/ SEQUENCE DANCING with LA BAMBA’s.Los Arcos Restaurant, Avenida Baleares,Torrevieja, New Beginners class Monday 10.30am-12.30pm. SOCIAL DANCE Saturday 7.30pm-10pm. Tuesday Improvers Lesson 7.30pm-8.30pm plus SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm-10.30pm. New Venue: The Wok Royal, Benijofer (966-714-820) New Beginners Class: Monday, 7.30pm-8.30pm, Argentine Tango Class 8.30pm9pm plus SOCIAL DANCE: 8.30pm-10.30pm Tel: Andrea and Brian 616-478-157 WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our Free English call centre now to find your nearest meeting. 900-818-794
PRIVATE GARAGESALE DUE TO HOUSE SALE Sat. 16./ Sun. 17. April at 10am. Urb. Los Balcones, 30 Campoamor street, Torrevieja 03186. SUNSHADE CANVERSE, TEAK POLE 8FT SPREAD Excellent condition, base included. 35€. Tlf:965-874-323. SINGERS, DJ\’S, KJ\’S 1TB media drive inc:-110k up to date karaoke tracks, 1k + M/F/duet backing tracks, 500+music videos. 400+ music albums. Karaoke & DJ software etc etc. 225euros. CC accepted via paypal. call Paul . 659-511-951 FANTASTIC WORK HORSE JOHN DEERE tractor 515. Old but in full working condition with brand new battery, including cultivator and bucket. Three arm hydraulics. Operates on red diesel. Selling due to house move. Good buy at 3,000euros. Brand new cast iron log burner. Never been used. Self cleaning glass fronted doors. Including flue. 300euros. Wrought iron double bed with mattress (50 euros) and three single beds with mattress 30euros each. All immaculate condition. Aspe near Elche area.Telephone 645-746-502 BEV´S CAKES For all occasions, made to your specification. Alfaz/Benidorm areas. Call for more info 670-533-488 KARAOKE MEDIA PLAYER Special Offer 500GB. 80,000songs, software, songbooks, bar/home use. 195euros Tlf:-657-766-341 POOL, SNOOKER TABLES Also Table Tennis and Darts. Will beat any price!. Tlf:666-933-726. www.spainpool.com
MAZDA 3 2.0 Sportive 150CV 2008 / 37.000kms Alloys, Climate, Sensor Lights 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 10.799€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
PEUGEOT 308 1.6 Hdi Confort 2008 / 48.633kms Metalic Paint, Climate, RadioCd 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 10.999€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
CITROEN Berlingo 1.9 D Combi 2006 / 45,215kms AirCon, Central Lock 4 Available, 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 6,499€ (IVA Incl) + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
FORD Mondeo 2.0 TDCi AUTOMATIC 2008 / 52241KMS, GHIA, ALLOYS, AUTO-LIGHTS, CRUISE CONTROL, 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 12.999€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
LOOKING FOR A CAR? We have a nice selection of LHD and RHD Vehicles for sale or exchange from only 1500€, Automatics, Saloons, MPV´s, 4x4´s, Sports, Cariolets, and Commercials. New and used Vehicles Sourced. Tel Frank your friendly English car sales on the Costa Blanca. Tel 600-726622/965-687-976 or simply view our easy to use website www.fwreurocars.com NISSAN QASHQAI 1.6 2007 2 owners, F/S/H, Titanium Silver, Alloys, Cruise Control, Rear Park Sensors, Light Sensors, CD, Stunning example. 10,950€. Tel Frank your friendly English car sales on the Costa Blanca. Tel 600-726-622/965-687-976 or simply view our easy to use website BLUE OPEL CORSA 2004, 1.3 TD, 5 DR, 57K genuine kms. 1 owner from new. Full electrics, cd player, power steering. ITV 2012, SUMA paid. 2995€ Call:627-463-523 BREAKERS YARD HGV, Vans, 4x4, Cars, Bikes. Most vehicle parts in stock. Delivery service for engines, etc. Vehicle sales and scrappage service. Free pick-up and transfer. Call 692790-377. E-mail: hgmservices@yahoo.com BUMPERS, WINGS AND MIRRORS All body panels for all cars supplied. Tel:-966-877-145 or 618-592-396 HEADLIGHTS4U.COM Left hand drive headlights supplied and fitted. All makes. Also air conditioning rechargeTel:-966877-145 or 618-592-396 WANTED Scrap cars, vans, lorries, plant and caravans. Turn your scrap into cash. Free collection. Tel.689929395 WE BUY any car,van,motorhome,boat, jet ski. Instant decision at good prices. Tel 680 -665-583 WANTED I buy any car, van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com
OPEL Corsa II 1.3 CDTi Enjoy 2007 / 58.917kms Alloys, Climate, Easy to Park 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 7.799€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
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FINEST FINISHES Quality painting and decorating at affordable prices. Free estimates. Tlf: Tony 680-133785/ 966-197-087 (Pedreguer and surrounding areas) WARNING!!! Are you exterior painting? Before you paint, get this FREE essential report. Tlf:966-114-546 or download at www.paintmyvilla.com PAINTOR AND DECORATOR Exterior/interior Spray Painting Specialist. Woodwork, iron work, all aspects. For a free friendly, no obligation quote call Kevin Guilfoyle. 965-831-209/636-653516 or Guifoyle.kev66@gmail.com
AGENCY CAMPANILLA Pretty and pleasant girls only for hotel and home service. 24hr. Discreet. Seriousness. Alicante and Murcia areas. Call us 626-750-746. WONDERFUL MASSAGE 4 HANDS Stimulating erotic points, Oriental techniques to retard erection ejaculation....La Zenia 10 minutes, Torrevieja, Los Montesinos 600-784-461 NEW IN LA ZENIA Argentinian horny woman, enjoys giving you pleasure and also special attention to couples, fetish, role change, voyeurism. 629-437-893 MAY-EROTIC FROM INDONESIA 38 petite attractive will spoil you with a sensual relaxing massage. Visit out only. No withheld numbers. Call:698-896-034. Mon-Fri BEAT THE CREDIT CRUNCH! Blonde, English, Aged 44. 40€ all inclusive. Tlf:-626-324-088 I AM NO SPRING CHICKEN! But I would welcome a sincere lady for companionship and friendship in the Torrevieja Area. Tlf:-966-784-665 SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 BI-GAY PLUMBER, ALICANTE. W/E Spanner. Offers Ballcock & overflow massages to ladies,gents & couples. Tlf:660-409-206.
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POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, consciencious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. 8 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools
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The final whistle With Andy Kay
RTN Golf Club update
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Failing Fernando Dennis Jordan NORTH REGION
Mike Probert SOUTH REGION
Fernando Torres
When Chelsea paid £50 million for Fernando Torres and Liverpool splashed out £35 million for Andy Carroll I thought it was the Londoner’s who had got the best deal, no question. But things haven’t quite worked out how many of us expected. While Carroll seems to have settled in on Merseyside, Torres is still without a goal since he moved south. Not wishing to stick the boot in when a man is down (well not too much anyway) I thought I’d share with you my 3 favourite Torres jokes that have been ‘tweeted’ to me this week: Why is Fernando Torres like a jigsaw? Because he falls to pieces in the box. Teacher to class: “What does your dad do at weekends?” Little boy: “He’s a Strip-O-Gram and he takes his clothes off for women on Hen nights.” The teacher takes him outside and asks, “Is that true?” The little boy replies: “No miss, I made it up. My Dad is Fernando Torres but I was too embarrassed to say.” Torres has just been admitted to the magic circle after beating David Blaine’s record of doing nothing in a box for 40 days. Let’s not get ready to rumble Sky TV does boxing really well. They have good presenters, a knowledgeable set of pundits and one or two top class commentators – John Rawling of late being a very welcome addition. But they’ve also hosted some tat over the years and too much of it has been on Sky Box Office. Nothing annoys a boxing fan more to have shelled out £15 to what a pile of rubbish – Harrison v Haye being a case in point. PPV fights should be few and far between, maybe two or three big occasions a year. Amir Khan versus Paul McCloskey certainly isn’t one of those. While the decision to put it on Sky Box Office in the first place was a strange one, the move to switch it to Sky Sports 3 made sense. What does not was for the Khan team to refuse that deal and go to the little known Primetime channel. If they get a few thousand viewers paying £14.95 to watch the contest (and a decidedly average undercard) I’ll be amazed. At least on Sky Sports 3, Khan would have enjoyed the support if not the cash of upwards of 500,000 fans. Short-sighted or what? Eye Eye Some people seem to be shocked that England rugby winger Mark Cueto only got a nine week ban after being found guilty of ‘making contact with the eye area’ (known as gouging in my day) of Northampton player Christian Day. The RFU said that Cueto provided compelling evidence which resulted in a lenient sentence. In fact, Cueto’s evidence was a letter from Day stating that the England player didn’t gouge his eyes at all. As it happens, Cueto pleaded guilty on the basis that the charge included the phrase ‘eye area’ and he had gripped Day’s face close to his eyes, supposedly in an attempt to grab his scrum-cap. This was not an admission of gouging. Confused? I know I am.
Murcia Golf Hound Murcia Region
Hi All, Hope the golf is going well, I have had a lot of play recently, also lots of groups and societies over from the UK and we have thoroughly enjoyed every game. Don’t forget to cover yourself with sun oil, already I have seen a lot of burnt faces and arms, the wind makes it feel cooler but the sun is still very strong and hot and protecting your skin from the strong rays is very important. Every year we have a lovely, very talented lady from Ireland, Jan Dinsdale, train with us. She took the Ladies South African Open for a fifth time last year and will be playing to retain her title in May 2011. Also she won the British Blind Ladies Open, the World Disabled Championships and finished off winning the Ladies at the Italian Open, Jan also Captained Team Ireland against Scotland Blind Golf in a mini Ryder Cup (the Celtic Challenge) where they stormed through with 6.5 to their 2.5 win. We wish Jan best wishes and good luck for this years competitions. The Twilight offer at El Plantio is very good if you book with the RTN Golf membership card then you can play anytime after 12 noon which is fantastic as it is normally after 3pm. Twilight Offer without Buggy is 35euros and with a Buggy is 45euros.
Well here we are in the first weeks of April, the weather is getting better and the days are getting longer so what better time to dust off the clubs and venture out onto the local golf courses. I played Saurines de la Torre last week for the first time since the re-opening in January and while the course is still wearing a ‘winter coat’ and the clubhouse facilities are still very limited this is a course well worth a visit and the greens in particular will test your skill, nerves and patience. The recently announced special deal at La Peraleja is proving to be popular with residents and tourists alike and the course is filling rapidly as a result so book up earlier rather than later to avoid disappointment. Remember also the special deal at Vistabella of €82 for two players and a buggy available to RTN members only (usual public price €92) which is yet another good example of a reason to join the RTN Golf Club. The extremely good prices at Altorreal continue to attract golfers and remember that being located so close to IKEA and the major shopping centres in Murcia provides an opportunity for the whole family to enjoy a day out. What a great week of golf at The Masters!!! If that doesn’t get your juices flowing and give you the urge to get out on the links then nothing will!!! A great four birdie run on the 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th from Charl Schwartzel was more than worthy of winning the coveted green jacket. With so many other potential winners it made for a thrilling finale and reminded us of everything that we love and hate about the game. From Schwartzel´s delight to the despair of McIlroy (there are a few courses in this region where we’ve all deposited a Pro V1 or two in the gardens) with side plots from Woods´s last day charge to Scott and Day´s push at the end, it all made for an exciting last days golf. Wasn´t it great to see all this action unfolding on the meticulously prepared golf course of Augusta National. We have all come to expect this level of presentation from the Mackenzie designed course, but wouldn’t it be great to see some of their initiative displayed on the golf courses in our region!!!. Las Colinas has without doubt raised the bar and Desert Springs is of a similar stature. Commercially this makes sense, as every aspect of the course is taken on board by the visiting golfer and reflects one way or another on their experience. This doesn’t have to be to the same level as Augusta National but if the simple things are done well, golfers will return time after time. Keep an eye on Murcia Golf for more information along these lines with more golf course reviews to come!
NORTH Region
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Alenda
€45
Single Green fee
Alicante Golf
€46
Single Green fee + Buggy
Bonalba
€42
Single Green fee
Don Cayo
€43
Single Green fee
El Plantio
€45
Single Green fee
Font del Llop
€40
Single Green Fee
Villaitana Par 62
€39
Single Green fee + Buggy
Villa Aitana Par 72
€45
Single Green fee
For more information email Dennis at dennis@roundtownnews.com or direct to www.benidormgolf.com on 630 714 373.
SOUTH Region Golf Course
RTN Price
Altorreal
€55
Comments
€65
2 Players and 1 Buggy (Mon-Fri) 2 Players and 1 Buggy (Tue,Wed,Thurs)
Hacienda del Alamo
€30
Single Green Fee (3pm)
La Serena
€90
Single Green Fee (3pm)
Polaris World Courses
€92
2 Players and 1 Buggy(3pm)
Roda
€100
2 Players and 2 Buggy (limit)
Las Ramblas
€33
Single Green Fee (3pm)
VistaBella
€82
Single Green Fee (S.Deal)
La Finca
€42
Single Green Fee (2.30pm)
Las Colinas
€260
4 Players and 1 Buggy (3pm)
€76
2 Players and 1 Buggies
€140
4 Players and 2 Buggy
La Peraleja
For more information contact Mike at mike@roundtownnews.com or direct at Costa Blanca Green Fee Services on 966 704 752 or 661 345 931.
MURCIA Region Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
La Envia
€41
Single Green fee
Valle del Este
€70
2 Green fees
Aguilón
€40
Single Green fee
Alborán
€48
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
Almerimar
€60
Single Green Fee
Desert Springs
€65
Single Green fee
2N, 1/2board,3Green Fees
For more information contact the Hound on Facebook, twitter: murciagolf@roundtownnews.com or 671 748 625.
ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? Aged between 20 to 40 ? Torrevieja area Call Doug on 628 789 335
Where are they all? Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891
We are now in the middle of what our local golf courses consider “ High Season”. A time of year they look to make their profits that will carry them through the quieter summer months and into next season. This year has been the quietest in recent history for the visiting British holidaymakers but why? Yes we as well as the rest of the world are in recession and there is not as much money around as there used to be. Is it because for the holidaymaking golfer our local golf courses do not represent value for money? That could well be the answer. When you consider that a round of golf in England on a good quality course can be had for eighteen pounds our prices of around eighty euros does not look like good value for money does it? So just what is the answer? Well we could start with not having a “high season” at all. Something that is surely just an excuse to overcharge holidaymaking golfers for the plentiful sunshine we enjoy at this time of the year? For many years I have said the prices should remain the same all year around for the resident golfer in particular but maybe now golfers are much more aware that cheaper golf is available in other parts of Europe. France in particular offers fantastic value for money on many of its courses. Portugal is far too expensive but that is where many of the Spanish golf course owners look to when they compare their prices. Convenient I know but not realistic. So where do we go from here? Well we have to offer value for money or as sure as hell the holidaymaking golfers will continue to go elsewhere and in value for money I don not jus mean cheaper. I mean golf courses in good condition with staff that make the customer welcome and are concerned that the customer has enjoyed their visit. We have to
provide something our Spanish hosts are not the best at, customer care. There are many things that can be done to make sure that a visit to the golf club can be thoroughly enjoyable, many simple such as have a buggy that will last 18 holes, a trolley that has a handle that won’t break, an electric trolley that does 18 holes and does not have a mind of it’s own. Then there are such things as giving players some idea of where the holes are on the greens, accurate measurements to the front of the greens. The list goes on and on. For all our sakes I hope the golf course owners realise this very soon, the last thing we need to see is any more of our golf clubs go into bankruptcy protection. Win a round of golf for 2 including buggy at the beautiful El Plantio resort in Alicante To enter this competition simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over 180 euros will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of Round Town News will be final in making the winning selection. Question for 22nd April 2011: Who is the last European winner of The US Masters”? A. Jose Maria Olazabal B. Ian Woosnam C. Bernhard Langer All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 1st May 2011 to be entered into April’s draw, which will be made on May 1st. The winner will be announced in Round Town News on May 6th 2011.
Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com
Cast Off with
Robbie France
We’re going to take a short break from the normal content this week and have a look at some of your emails. So….I received an interesting email from Glen Dawes & his family. As well as some of my regular listeners to my radio shows. Yes, gang. I am renovating my boat. It’s a 1967 German Marina Werft Carina class sailboat. It’s the second boat I’ve renovated, having said, (foolishly!), I wouldn’t do it again. I saw it late last year and fell in love with her. Now, let me explain a couple of things to you about this process. Firstly; your learning curve on the ‘DIY chart’ will resemble an upturned banana! Secondly; the trepidation you may feel can easily be matched by the joy of doing this job with good mates, family and the right amount of humour. If you’re prepared to watch your mast being gently placed on the marina, to attach an anemometer, (that’s the wind speed thingamajig)…with all manner of things, such as fag packets, pliers and hammers all gently placed to balance said thingamajig in an appropriate way… whilst waiting for the glue to set firm? Well…this is the stuff for you! As for a camaraderie experience? This is as good as it gets. Highly recommended.
Caveat Emptor… if you are thinking of buying to renovate and sell. You may be barking up the wrong tree. It’s not the financial thing, you see. No…it’s just the fact you may fall in love with her. Yes, that’s right ladies & gentlemen. I’m having an affair. With a German lass, ‘of an age’. She’s been round the block a bit, but knows where to push my buttons, if you get my drift. Solid stern. (By ‘eck… what a rudder!). Lovely bough…And when she’s made up? Cor! What a cracker! Actually. Forget Pygmalion… In marine terms? This is more like an oedipus complex! Seriously, Glen…if you’re thinking of renovating a boat? There’s a little mental alarm bell you will need. To ring at appropriate moments. Like, ermm… well, any time you visit a chandlery; any time you think you’ll ‘do it next week’; and most importantly… ‘there ya go! I’m finished!’ That phrase, whilst tempting? You may think it for a split second, then you’ll take a reality check. This is boating, mate. Whether it be wiping her down from sandy rain, or checking her cleats for any sign of rust. You WILL fall in love with her. And you’ll always want to be with her. That’s why getting the wife involved in this maritime menage a trois is the only honorable thing to do!
Samm Spring racing series started on Sunday The Sailing Association Mar Menor’s First Race Day of the Spring Series began on a beautiful hot sunny day on Sunday 10th April. There were light North Easterly winds in the morning and stronger Easterly winds in the afternoon. The results of the racing after the handicaps had been calculated were: The winners Vernon O´Byrne and John Down, in Shoestring Tres, the Shoestring group’s Lazer. Second were Mark Lambourne and the same crew as the morning race in the Catamaran, inspite of its slow start and the penalty 360 degrees turn. Third were Danny Scot as skipper and his crew, Margaret his wife, Chris Rook and Henryk Kokocinski in Gemini Unoa,
belonging to the Deltania group of SAMM. We are now all looking forward to the next Race on Sunday 24th April. If you would like to come and take part, can you let us know at least 7 days in advance of your intention to race, if you have your own boat arrangements can be made for you to use the slipway at CAR to launch it. We will be racing dinghies, multi-hulls and cruisers. This is an all day event with two races, one in the morning starting at 11.30 am and the second at 2.00 pm in the afternoon, with a break for lunch in between. Registration starts at 10.30 am. Want to know more? Please contact John at: john.down@sailingmarmenor.com
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Fishing Maggots End by
David Hoare
968 199 279
For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com This week’s match was the final round of the Round Town News challenge cup. The venue again this week, was the Rio Segura at Murcia. Although the river is still carrying extra water, it is fishing well. Whether you are fishing the feeder in the flow or the pole in the slack water by the reeds, there are plenty of fish to catch, as can be seen by the results. Also, a variety of baits will produce!!!. Although the weather has now changed for the better, be prepared if fishing Murcia, that come midday the wind will get up and your gear needs to be anchored down. It is also better not to park your car on the pathway as we have been told that the police have booked some anglers. Even the Spanish park their cars at the top of the alley, if that is not a clue?. Top rods on the day 1st Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow fishing the pole using maggot with 31.38 kg 2nd Dave ( Yours Truly ) Hoare fishing the pole using corn with 22.84 kg 3rd Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson fishing the pole using pellet with 20.78 kg Rods and Reels with 107.27 kg Abbey Anglers with 89.16 kg Accumulative weights Rods and Reels with 164.39 kg Abbey Anglers with 160.82 kg Well done to Rods and Reels who had to make up a 14 kg deficit, from the last match. A good team effort. ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS supplied by TERRY SCREEN This week’s final match of the Abbey Angling Cup on the 5th April 2011 was fished at Beniarres Reservoir which is 142 kilometers away on the other side of the city of Alcoy. There is a new by-pass under construction and the stretch that avoids the city centre is now open, making traveling quicker and easier not having to negotiate through the city which was previously a nightmare to drive through. On arrival at the lake the temperature was down to only 7 degrees, it was 15 degrees when we left home, to our surprise the water level was down a good 10 to 12 feet from our last visit which allowed us to fish on the original match stretch. The wind as usual got up around mid-day as it always does there, making it hard work fishing with the pole. The winner on the day was Stan (The Man) Roberts with 36.020kg fishing the pole and corn 2nd Paul (The Fryer) Baxter with 34.480kg on pole and paste. 3rd Bill (The Master) Reade with 19.100kg on the feeder and corn. Bill Reade is also the winner of the Abbey Angling Cup with a total of 66points (Well done!) 2nd was Stan Roberts with 55points. Next week sees the start of the Spring Series Cup with hopefully the better weather to look forward to. These and all other details are available from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 965 328 368.
Torry Army Music Quiz
Torry Army are holding a Music Quiz on Tuesday 19th April at Hoggies Bar San Luis starting at 7.30 p.m. Cost is 6 euros per person which includes a basket meal. Tickets can be purchased from the Torry Army office at San Luis or Hoggies Bar.