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20 APR -26 APR 2012

Nightclub signs cause fury

Costa Blanca residents and visitors are in uproar following the opening of a new nightclub which uses offensive language to promote their business. PAGE 8

Charlie Dimmock is coming to the Costa Blanca! PAGE 33

Sam has eye on big prize

With a 100 percent pass rate, Sam is now a fully qualified WGTF golf teacher by louise clarke JUST OVER two years ago Sam Curtis from Torrevieja, was applying to be part of RTN’s Golf Factor Experience. Now the 18-year-old is a fully qualified WGTF golf teacher and joins his fellow Golf Factor companion, Natasha (Nats) Woodhams and RTN’s golf guru, Noel Eastwell as three of just four WTGF coaches in the Alicante province. Sam took his teaching exams at the end of last month and passed them with flying colours. RTN caught up with Sam and Noel at El Plantio Golf Club near Alicante, where all four WTGF teachers are based and Sam explained what happened: “The exams were taken over seven days. Half a day was spent in the classroom and half a day was on the golf course practising strokes and doing drills and learning how to teach them.” 100% PASS RATE

Noel and Sam

Sam, along with nine other students from other European countries such as Serbia, Sweden and Ireland, were constantly assessed and given a ‘dummy’ golfer to teach. Sam continued: “They then assessed us on our teaching practices and on how we coped as a teacher.” Noel, who was part of the assessing team, said: “All nine who took part passed the course which is a first; usually there are two or three that can’t cope with the intensity of the course. But this was the first time ever that we’ve had a 100% pass rate and that

just goes to show the calibre of Sam and his fellow students.” Sam, who finished school last September and now works at Las Colinas Golf & Country Club, was the youngest of the golfers taking the exam. He told RTN: “I came here for a week and I basically ate, breathed and slept golf! In fact, I had very little sleep as we had so much to study!” PROFESSIONAL Noel is so proud of his two young prodigies; both of whom were two of four youngsters picked out from hundreds of applicants for RTN’s Golf Factor. He said: “To say that we had one of the Golf Factor kids qualify as a WTGF coach was an achievement, but to now have two is absolutely brilliant!” Sam is now looking at teaching full time, but ultimately he still has his eye on the big prize and intends to play as much golf as he can over the next few months so that he can improve his game, get his handicap down to scratch and hopefully register as a professional. “I have lots of ambition,” Sam said, “and I fully intend to work as hard as I can to reach my ultimate goal of becoming a professional golfer.” If you would like to book golf lessons with Sam, Nats or Noel, please contact Noel at golf@roundtownnews.com and RTN will keep you informed on the progress of both Sam and Nats as the year progresses.

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Health tourism article provokes concern by louise clarke

ADVICE DESIGNED to help British expats understand the Spanish healthcare system was criticised in a Spanish national newspaper last week. The article suggested that the British Government was proactively encouraging British residents to come to Spain and take advantage of its healthcare. The article in ABC stated: “Health tourism is just one of the burdens carried by the Spanish health system, whose standards of excellence are recognised all over the world, especially in Britain.” The article also stated that the website openly gave information on how Brits can “enjoy the Spanish health system as any taxpayer” and that Prime Minister, Mariano Rajoy’s main objective is to curb medical tourism like this in order to reduce the deficit. IMAGE

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The paper then went on to say that here in the Valencia region, an estimated 800,000 British patients use the healthcare system at a cost of €15million. It then went onto say that the ‘UK in Spain’ website openly promotes the €90 per month Valencia Healthcare fee, stating: “The fee is well below the cost of private insurance in the UK and is acknowledged by the advice produced by the Embassy.” As you can imagine, the article provoked an immediate response from the British Embassy in Madrid. The statement said: “The British Government does not condone or encourage “health tourism”. The aim of the advice provided by the British Embassy is to ensure that British nationals in Spain, whether tourists or residents, comply fully with Spanish and EU legislation in exercising both their rights and their obligations.” REIMBURSEMENT The statement also said that any advice is in the interest of British visitors so they know how to access the Spanish healthcare system correctly. This prevents unnecessary administrative costs; ensuring that the UK can reimburse Spain accurately and efficiently in line with EU legislation. It stated: “Our website advice makes clear that the EHIC does not cover those who come to Spain for the specific purpose of health treatment.” It added that there are also many British nationals living in Spain who are entitled to access the Spanish healthcare system, just as Spanish nationals resident in the UK are entitled to access the British healthcare system. “The aim of our advice is to ensure that they do so in full compliance with Spanish legislation, including registration on the ‘Padron’.” As a final comment, it concluded: “British visitors make up 24% of the total number of tourists visiting Spain. The UK contribution to the Spanish tourism industry is around €10bn annually, approximately 1% of Spain’s GDP. The British Government is committed to ensuring that this important bilateral relationship is underpinned by correct, legal and efficient access to healthcare in line with EU legislation.” Well said!

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Calls for tour transparency

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

by Louise Clarke

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THE ORIHUELA Councillor for Transport, Martina Scheurer (LV), has been organising tours of Orihuela city in exchange for a payment of €4.90, for the last few months. Now the opposition party, Partido Popular (PP), has called into question the weekly tourist trips for mainly European residents, many of whom live on the coast. Pepa Ferrando from the PP told RTN: “Los Verdes’ Councillor, Martina Scheurer, has organised tours of the city to European residents; an activity that would have no interest beyond touristic value or beyond the statistical importance of knowing how many people have enjoyed this activity. Once again the problem arises in how this activity is orchestrated.” PROCEEDS The Transport Councillor together with the Councillor for Tourism, Pedro Mancebo, has offered guided tours of the city of Orihuela, every Tuesday, on payment of a ticket at the Tourist Office in Orihuela Costa. Pepa continued: “The PP wants to know where the proceeds from these tickets go to. This ticket ensures entry to museums and a guided tour and as far as we are concerned, the organisation of these visits does not comply fully with current legislation, as there is already a service of organised guided tours available in the city, for which the prices are regulated by the ordinance for public prices.” Ms. Scheurer has, according to Pepa Ferrando, already been denounced by the PP for carrying out such activities because it violated the law and now the PP says it wants answers.

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

King brakes hip whilst hunting elephants

The King appeared on the web page of the safari company, Rann Safaris

by Louise Clarke IN TYPICAL Spanish fashion, the jokes are already in abundance about King Juan Carlos and his recent trip to Botswana. The 74-yearold monarch is currently recovering following an emergency hip operation after he fell down a step going to the loo during an elephant hunting trip. When news leaked about His Majesty’s trip, Spanish citizens were up in arms, some even called for his immediate abdication. Many wondered how the state could fund a jaunt allegedly costing in the region of 30,000€, so that the trigger-happy King can get his sick kicks from killing elephants, when the country is on its knees having just announced a further €10 million in cuts to education. UNETHICAL Juan Carlos has been a keen big game hunter since he was a child. In 1956, his younger brother, the Infante Alfonso died of a gunshot wound in Estoril, Portugal, with Juan Carlos as the only witness. In Romania in 2004, he and his entourage were accused of shooting nine bears, one of which was allegedly pregnant. The Aves Foundation called the number of animals killed on that shoot “totally unethical.” This latest incident comes just one week after the King’s 13-year-old grandson accidently shot himself in the foot with a gun he wasn’t legally allowed to handle and days before he was officially implicated in his son-in-law’s

dodgy dealings. In fact, the Spanish Royals are making the British Royal Family look like the Waltons at the moment! MORAL DEGRADATION As the King was being flown home to Madrid by private jet, politicians representing all parties, with the notable exception of the PP, condemned the King’s trip. The Leader of IU said that the King showed “a lack of ethics and respect toward the many people in this country suffering a great deal.” And a spokesperson for the Catalan Republican Left publically wondered why the monarch didn’t join the national hip replacement waiting list, saying “this just highlights the monarchy’s moral degradation.” Ironically, the King is the Honorary President for the World Wildlife Federation of Spain and members immediately called for his dismissal. Following an extraordinary session on Tuesday, the organisation amended Article 6 of their statute to enable him to step down and on Wednesday, King Juan Carlos apologised to the Spanish people for going on the hunting trip while his country was in the midst of an economic crisis. He said: “I’m very sorry, I made a mistake. It won’t happen again.” If you have a comment to make on this issue, please contact RTN via rtnmail@roundtownnews.com

Is Madelaine in Malaga? A NEW police search for Madeleine McCann has been launched near Malaga after a ‘lookalike’ was spotted. A new squad of police has been brought in to intensify the search for Madelaine McCann in the town of Nerja near Malaga after an informant tipped off Portuguese police this week that a child bearing a striking resemblance to Madelaine, missing since May 2007, had been spotted in the resort town. Fresh inquiries in Spain are being carried out by officers from the Judicial Police Central Specialised and Violent Crime Unit. The McCanns’ Portuguese lawyer, Rogerio Alves, describes developments as a “very positive sign. Obviously the most plausible explanation for what’s happening is that information passed to or acquired by the Judicial Police in Porto has put them on the trail of something specific.”

Rajoy in Mexico to drum up support against Argentina YPF, CONTROLLED by Spanish oil company Repsol, has been under intense pressure from Argentina’s centre-left government led by President Cristina Fernandez to boost production. On Monday Fernandez announced a 51% share takeover bid for YPF with its market value of US$10.6 billion. Its share price has plummeted following months of speculation about a state takeover. Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy began an official visit to Mexico on Tuesday seeking support against the intended aggressive takeover. An Argentine government representative said on Monday that Argentina holds “no hostility” against the Spanish government but simply sought to “protect Argentina’s sovereignty” as YPF investments had not taken place as they should. Mexico has a 10% share of YPF through its state-owned company Petroleos Mexicanos. While in Mexico, Rajoy will participate in the World Economic Forum on Latin America in Puerto Vallarta to discuss steps taken to recover economy and employment in Spain.

Fraudsters face sunburn 20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Renfeproposesfareincreases AS PART of a plan to save €288.4 million in operating expenses, Renfe has proposed to raise fares from May by 10 cents per commuter ticket. ‘Multiviaje’ tickets will increase by 5.74%, with conventional and high speed medium distance journeys to be ticketed with a 91 cent increase equating to 10.9%. According to sources at National Land Transport, this brings Spain more into line with other European countries including Britain, Germany and France, where fares are 25% higher. The proposal was discussed on Thursday at the Executive Committee for Economic Affairs.

BENEFIT THIEVES enjoying the Spanish sun could have their fingers burned this summer as the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions warned of a clamp down on scroungers.

Iain Duncan Smith with Health Minister, Ana Mato, and the Mayor of Madrid, Ana Botella

by jack troughton Iain Duncan Smith said Spain was the number one country for UK citizens committing ‘abroad fraud’ - illicitly claiming benefits by pretending to live in Britain but in reality residing overseas. And during a visit to the DWP’s Pension, Benefits and Healthcare team in Madrid, the politician warned British people living abroad not to break strict rules on what they could and could not claim – while urging law-abiding Brits to use a dedicated hotline to report benefit thieves. Abroad fraud was estimated to cost the UK taxpayer £43 million last year and more allegations are lodged against people living in Spain than in any other foreign country. Mr Duncan Smith said: “We are determined to clamp down on benefit fraud

abroad, which cost the British taxpayer £43 million last year. This money should be going to the people who need it most and not lining the pockets of criminals sunning themselves overseas. CRIME “The vast majority of British people living overseas are law-abiding, but fraudulently claiming benefits while living abroad is a crime and we are committed to putting a stop to it.” Since its launch in 2008, more than 750 calls to the Spanish hotline have resulted in criminal investigations, over 100 people have been sanctioned or prosecuted, 134 cases are under investigation and £3.1 million in overpayments have been identified and

The new health reforms revealed

HEALTH MINISTER Ana Mato unveiled detailed reforms on Wednesday in a bid to save €7,000 million in the sector representing around 10% of public health spending. The measures to be adopted by the Cabinet next Friday are structured around income, ages of patients and severity of illness and will become effective within two months. The situation for the chronically ill remains unchanged. However, those with incomes exceeding 100,000€ will be required to pay for 60% of their drug prescriptions with lower income brackets to pay 50%. Those unemployed without benefits will receive free drugs until they are able will be reclaimed. The DWP team in to find work, as will those classed as ‘passive: less affluent’. Spain supports more than one million Patients with lower pensions and incomes under 18,000€ UK expats but also helps prevent and per year will pay for 10% of their medication. Controls detect fraud, insure correct access to will be implemented by the creation of a new health card the Spanish health system and com- with a microchip that will include the tax information of bat misuse of the European Health In- the patient. Greater controls will be put in place to reduce surance Card. health cover for tourists and “end abuses.” The most common scams under abroad fraud involve people working while claiming sickness benefits; claims for income support and pension credit; claiming means-tested benefits while failing to notify their absence from Britain; and undeclared property abroad. Anyone suspecting someone of committing benefit fraud in Spain can call the hotline on 900 554 440, or report their suspicions via www.dwp.gov.uk/benefit-thieves

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Town Hall declares war on TV Company by Louise Clarke TORRESAT HAS vowed that it will keep providing a service to its customers after the Orihuela Town Hall issued a press release this week to say that it would be removing all of its antennas in Orihuela Costa because they were unlicensed and therefore illegal. The Councillor for Town Planning, Antonio Zapata (PSOE) said that the Town Hall had identified five illegal antennas in Orihuela Costa; all of which are owned by Torresatélite. The Councillor told RTN: “They have also opened up a ditch at a length of six miles for their infrastructure on the Coast without permission and have five illegal antennas.” He added: “Does this company really think that Orihuela is virgin territory where it can install items for profit without any consequence?” WITHDRAWAL Zapata said that the Town Hall had denounced the company a few weeks ago and that it just so happens that the owner of the company is a Councillor of neighbouring municipality, Pilar de la Horadada. Zapata told RTN that the company must withdraw all of its illegal antennas and if it is not done, the Town Hall will take other measures to restore legality. The Councillor commented: “In addition to lacking licenses these antennas impact upon the environment and this activity must stop now.” Meanwhile, Torresat has hit back saying that the Socialist Councillor has tried to create a smokescreen to conceal the government problems in Orihuela. A spokesperson told RTN: “Any politician intending to cut off services would be committing a very serious offence.” REGULATIONS Torresat has been established for over 20 years and they say that they pride themselves on their quality, uninterrupted service for foreign residents in Orihuela Costa. The spokesperson continued: “We have always tried to fulfil the complex Spanish regulations, referring to telecommu-

The offending antennas are on top of this building in Playa Flamenca

nications as well as to local municipal rules.” She added: “Torresat is fully licensed by the Town Hall for all its activities, including antennas, and has been since 1988.” Surprisingly, or not, depending on your viewpoint, the company only learnt of their fate via the press after the statement was issued by the Town Hall. Pepa commented: “We only heard through the newspapers about everything that we are accused of, without having had any previous official communication.” The company intends to validate its legal position and would like to convey ‘calmness’ to its customers that TV services will not be interrupted.

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Nightclub signs cause fury

PP proposes new territories

by louise clarke A NEW nightclub in Villamartin Plaza, Orihuela Costa is causing uproar amongst residents and visitors alike after it has displayed signs that frankly would make even the most broadminded person blush. On top of that, posters for the club are being plastered all over the Southern Costa Blanca causing a visual nuisance on street furniture, walls, bridge pillars and electric pylon mountings. The club recently opened and many businesses in Villamartin Plaza do not actually have a problem with the club itself as it generates extra business to the area in a time of austerity. What they do object to is the vile signs outside the club which depict a gun, a sex toy, a syringe, ankle cuffs and swear words both written and as a hand gesture.

The club is located in Villamartin Plaza

WORRYING The club is fully licensed to operate from 10pm until 7.30am and that has been confirmed to RTN by Councillor for Communication, Tourism and Beaches, Pedro Mancebo. The Councillor also confirmed that the Town Hall is investigating the club for covering the coast in bright red posters but it is the residents and nearby neighbours of the Plaza that are most worried by the opening of this new nightclub. One resident told RTN: “It is not that the bar only opens at 10pm and closes at 7:30 the following morning, promising loud music and riotous dancing and behaviour. It is not that the owners have plastered hundreds of huge gaudy red and black posters all over the region

from as far north as Catral down to San Pedro and beyond. It is not even the inference that the type of dance practised is more erotic than ballroom with all the connotations that the former brings with it. No, what is of greatest concern are the images displayed on two signs either side of the entrance door.” BROTHEL The poster is outrageous and RTN has seen it and can testify to that fact. What is also worrying is that the Plaza is such a lovely place to visit and over the Easter weekend was as busy as it has been in five years; which is a promising sign for the forthcoming summer season. The Plaza is also very family friendly and to be honest having large posters

outside a club which suggest that it this nothing more than a common brothel is very worrying. The Town Hall says that it will keep an eye on activities at the nightclub and will suggest that it changes its signs, but they cannot force it to do so. One resident suggested boycotting the venue. She said: “I would suggest sending out a message to the owners that advertising of this nature may be acceptable in other parts of Spain, like Ibiza, but it is not agreeable here in a primarily family friendly environment.” RTN has made several attempts to contact the owners to no avail, but welcomes their side of the story in a forthcoming issue.

THE PARTIDO Popular (PP) in Orihuela has submitted a proposal to reorganise the municipal government following the rejection by them and former Councillor for the Coast, Bob Houliston, to eliminate the specific Department of Orihuela Costa in last month’s controversial ‘pleno’ meeting. Their aim is to implement a system of municipal organisation which will be more efficient and consistent. The PP proposes that the Town Hall be divided into twelve areas in order to achieve greater efficiency in the management of public resources in the municipality. This proposal is in complete contrast to the one proposed by the three party coalition government team, which provided for an administrative structure consisting of just five areas. The PP added that their proposal is an organisational structure that will allow the progressive adaptation of Orihuela to the new status which was achieved in 2010 and recognises Orihuela as the 6th largest city in the Valencia region and gives it the title of Municipality of Great Population.

Morethan150people donate blood

MORE THAN 150 people took part in the Macrodonación IV blood donation drive on Saturday, organised by the Department of Health, the Board of Guilds and the Blood Transfusion Centre. Blood reserves have been sinking to low levels in recent months making Saturday’s donation most welcome.

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Should be encouraging people EVERY WEEK in the papers there are two pages of dog sanctuaries begging people to give a dog a home. So when my old dog was put to sleep I decided I would find a new playmate for my young dog and rang a local dog charity, where the guy said: “Yes I have hundreds of dogs looking for a home.” But when I went to find one I discovered they were for sale and not to be adopted (excuse is to cover costs?) But surely by taking a dog I would reduce their costs?

Not getting the same benefits

I READ with interest Noel’s article in the RTN 29th March regarding ‘Do It Yourself’ - I agree with the comments you make. It is a certain fact that the resident golfer here in Spain is the most loyal to golf courses: he/she will play all through the year and yet cannot get the same benefits as offered to Tour Operators, even when playing with Golf Societies. Some tour operators rely on golf societies for their business, when the golf societies should benefit from the same rates as they do. At one golf course conglomerate they refused a local league an equal rate to Tour Operators in fear of upsetting them, despite the fact that the League guaranteed 256 green fees in two months. There are some courses that have foresight and do offer Golf Societies incentives, but the resident golfer has to go to an agent to get cheaper green fees: that’s not fair or good business sense. Agents should be informed that their remit is to get in the tourist golfer, not profiteer on the resident golfer. Good luck on this one. Name and address provided

They should be encouraging people to give a dog a home not selling them for around 100€ each. I did consider getting two as I have large garden but with economy and pensions I cannot afford to buy one: do the people who run these places really want to find homes for the dogs or just make money? They can wrap it up with fancy words and jargon but they are still selling the dogs, not giving them a chance of a loving home. Regards, Norman

Putting the cat among the pigeons At the risk of ´putting the cat amongst the chickens´ I write to say that, unfortunately, I have very little sympathy for the Bar and Restaurant owners of Benidorm who are presently whinging about the rise in allinclusive hotels. The time is surely near when the cafe and bar owners have got to unite and decide exactly what future they want to see for the Town. I have, in the past, criticised the advent of all-inclusive hotels but having once again witnessed the annual spectacle of large groups of drunken, illiterate British yobs wandering the Town falling out of various pubs, is it any wonder at all that normal holidaymakers would wish to remain in their hotels? Perhaps someone could explain to me just exactly why genuine holidaymakers should have to be subjected to a barrage of beggars, con-artists, pickpockets, drunken abuse and missiles thrown from hotel balconies when walking the streets. As for entertainment, well, if visitors believe that the days of good clean family entertainment are still with us then I feel they are going to be sadly disappointed, with pornography seeming to be the order of the day. It seems to me that many bar owners are quite happy to rake in the euros catering for the dregs of society, with complete disregard for nearby residents or passers-by in the streets, but this can only be shortlived however, as soon there will not be any nearby residents and very few pedestrians. Unless the British bars and clubs in the Town, in co-operation with the Town Council, can come up with something soon more appealing to the majority of visitors to Benidorm, namely the families and retirees, then I am afraid these Bars and Clubs will soon be gone - and good riddance to them. It would be interesting to know just what proportion of holidaymakers here long for the return of Benidorm of some 10 years ago when I first came here, when the streets were regularly cleaned of rubbish and also the dross that walks them. Jim Ireland, Alicante

Bad behaviour

I READ with horror of the impending arrival of hoards of Russians to the Costas. In my personal experience, and that of many friends, they are the rudest people ever. They pile their plates with enough food for 10 people, push past on stairs with no thought of anyone else and are generally rude and ill-mannered. Many of my friends have experienced holidays in countries such as Bulgaria and Egypt where this behaviour leaves a very nasty memory and where they are almost hated by the natives of those countries who have to serve them. The only thing they seem to have is money to spend. Please don’t let them overrun the Costas too! Maybe some Russian may answer through your letters explaining why his or her countrymen act like this because it is unacceptable to normal people. Beryl Hatton

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Crime prevention in Pilar

The meeting attracted many foreign residents

by louise clarke PILAR DE La Horadada’s Security services met with residents this week to discuss how to improve their safety and welfare. The meeting, which was coordinated by members of the Guardia Civil, Local Police and the Neighbourhood Watch Association, aimed to inform all residents of the effectiveness of surveillance in order to reduce crime in the municipality. Held at the town’s Integrated Security Centre, the meeting attracted dozens of residents, many of whom were foreign residents including British and German expats. The Mayor of Pilar de la Horadada told attendees: “The purpose of this meeting is to inform our citizens of the actions that are being taken

to coordinate surveillance issues in the less populated areas of the municipality as well as working with residents in the coastal zone and Pinar de Campoverde to ensure that their neighbours’ homes, many of which are holiday homes and are unoccupied permanently, are being checked to prevent unwanted intrusion.” He added that Local Police officers will be redeployed to those areas and are will be at the residents’ disposal. He added: “There will be a permanent base for the Local Police in Pinar de Campoverde as well as another permanent base for officers monitoring the coast at Torre de la Horadada and Mil Palmeras starting from next week.”

Walk with animals 20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Redován is a ‘Fairy’ innovative town

Charlie supports BARC

by JAck troughton ANIMAL CHARITY BARC is desperate for walkers and sponsors for its important fund raising event on Sunday 6th May, part of Bay Radio’s mammoth Be Nice Day charity fundraiser. Busot Animal Rescue Centre has been chosen as the charity for the area and is determined to raise cash – 15% will go to Caritas, chosen by the radio station, while the remained to feed the animals cared for by BARC. The event begins at 11.15am at the Poli Bar, Busot, and Mayor Ale-

jandro Morant will start the walk, which will be escorted by local police and take in all the bars in the village, ending at El Raco – where there will be music, fun and games for all the family. Entry is 5€ and sponsorship forms are available from the Lucas, El Raco and Amigas Bars – or simply sign up on the day. Organisers hope people will walk in optional fancy dress and bring their pets along with them for a fun day out.

BARC’s Ann Abrahams told RTN: “We work 365 days a year taking care of unwanted and abandoned animals in the Busot area. Please sponsor a walker or a dog, or just join in and do the walk. “This is going to be a great day out and one not to be missed – we are delighted to have been chosen as the designated charity for our area, communities all over the Costa Blanca will start their walks at 11.15am, making this a massive charity event.”

By Louise Clarke THE MAYOR of Redován, Emilio Fernandez, collected an award this week after his municipality won Fairy’s Most Innovative Town of Spain. The Mayor was handed his award at a glittering ceremony, held in Madrid. Redován became the winner after three months of voting, and was shortlisted with two other municipalities, both of which are in the Valencia Region; Barriol and La Romana. The prize was awarded to the town that had made the most innovative changes during the last 30 years and wins prize money of 15,000€. The final votes came during the month of March after an open competition was held on Facebook. Fernandez told RTN that the prize money will go towards hiring 15 people for a month; all of whom

will be members of Redován families that are living in a critical economic situation. The Redován Mayor thanked Fairy for the prize and all the people of Redován for their support during the competition.

Poisoned pets

PET OWNERS are warned to be on their guard after the deaths of cats and dogs after eating strychnine bait in the countryside. SEPRONA, the environmental and animal protection wing of the Guardia Civil, has launched an investigation after the deaths of several animals – believed to have been poisoned. Hunters are suspected of leaving the poison, wrapped in meat, in an illegal method of controlling the fox population, which preys on rabbits. Calpe Town Hall issued the warning after the deaths of animals in the Quisi Barranco in the Empedrola area of the town. Unfortunately, it is not an isolated problem and similar alerts regarding poisoning have been made along the coast over the years. It is understood one dog died after its owners walked their pet in the area and drank water from the barranco – sparking fears it could be contaminated. The town hall has urged owners to use exercise “extreme caution” when out with their pets.

www.roundtownnews.co.uk

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

London’s chariots of fire

by jack troughton

PRIME MINISTER David Cameron told the world it was under starter’s orders for the London 2012 Olympics on Wednesday – marking just 100 days to go until “the greatest show on earth”. He said the UK capital was unique in the modern history of the sporting extravaganza as the only city to host the Games on three occasions – previously in 1908 and 1948. “These Games – and this summer – will be a proud moment for Britain. We will not only be staging what we’re determined will be the best Olympics ever, but also celebrating the 60-year reign of Her Majesty the Queen, the second longest serving monarch on the planet,” said the Premier. “I know Britain will be looking its best. We’ve built brilliant new venues – on time and within budget. We have got our city ready, our transport systems in place, and we are looking forward to welcoming the world.”

Mr Cameron said he believed the Games were about two things. Sport was at the heart of the great competition and afterwards, when the events were over and medals won, he was determined 2012 would go on changing lives for the better in a “vital legacy”. MAGIC He said when London won its bid, the UK was told it would breathe “distinctive magic” into the Olympics “and we are making sure that happens.” The Prime Minister added: “This summer when athletes and visitors arrive, they will find a whole new quarter of London around the Olympic Park in the east of the city. It’s been a powerhouse of regeneration and when the games are over, it will be the site of new homes, business and jobs.” He said the Olympics was also inspiring and creating opportunities for youngsters to play

Spanish Army under fire in court

THE SUPREME Court has upheld the penalty of expulsion imposed on a serving sergeant in the Spanish Army who used cocaine regularly and ordered soldiers under his command in the Field Artillery Regiment number 20 in Zaragoza to procure the drug for his consumption. According to his own statement from September2007 until February 2008 he asked several soldiers in his regiment to provide him with cocaine. In a separate case, another army sergeant has been sentenced to three years in prison for sexual assaults on eight women under his command.

sports around the UK – and around the world. Mr Cameron said it was also an opportunity for Britain to showcase itself, welcoming both foreign entrepreneurs and visitors to a unique blend of old and new, culture and history, and the “cutting edge” of music, art, theatre and fashion. “Hosting the London 2012 Games is a

tremendous honour. We want to make it a great moment for Britain and we are looking forward to welcoming the world to be part of it,” he said. Pictured are 260 Guardsmen of the Grenadier, Coldstream, Scots and Welsh Guards on Horse Guards Parade spelling out the 100 days to go milestone.

Pilots’ strike causing heavy losses

ON MONDAY Iberia operated 63% of 343 scheduled flights, following the cancellation of 128 services (representing 37%) every Friday and Monday through to 20th July. The call of the thirty-day pilots’ strike, which began on Monday 9th April, is a continuation of the twelve made between December and February to protest against the formation of low cost subsidiary airline Iberia Express, which began operations on 25th March. The twelve days of strikes have cost the company a loss of €36 million - €3 million for each day - so the new series of strikes could cause losses of a further €90 million. The first day of the strike coincided with Easter Monday, while the final day will take place at the height of the summer season. Minister of Development Ana Pastor has called on Iberia and pilots’ union Sepla to meet for further discussion.

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The famous JAM Experiment PSYCHOLOGISTS MAKING a study of why more people are not switching electricity providers, when there are obvious benefits, came up with some very interesting information. It seems the main reason is - there is simply too much choice. Choice aversion was measured by psychologists in the famous ‘jam experiment’ - people were offered a free sample of jam in a supermarket. When the jam display

contained only six types of jam, about 30% of people went on to buy some. But when the jam display contained 24 types of jam, only about 3% went on to buy some. Basically, when given too much choice those who are looking for a better deal either give up before they start or end up with only some of the gains from switching. Some people even end up worse off. Of course, living in a foreign country presents its own set of issues. The

language barrier means most people cannot simply pick up the phone and if they could, they then have ‘mañana’ syndrome to deal with. The answer is simple: use a USC (Utility Switching Company). Iberswitch SL is Spain’s largest and most experienced have led the way since deregulation in 2009. Having also dealt with the deregulation of the telephone market in Spain some 10 years ago, they are experts in their field. For a one-off administration fee of 30€ plus IVA they will switch you from the monopoly company to one of the many alternative providers in Spain. Once connected, they continue to monitor the market and when a better deal is available, switch you again. So that no-one needs to be excluded from their service, rather than charging 30€ plus IVA each time they switch you, they charge 3.50€ plus IVA per month to manage your account and you pay nothing more, regardless how many times you are switched. They can be contacted on: 96 626 5089 or visit their website: www.iberswitch.com

Bishop says therapy can cure homosexuality

Bishop Juan Antonio Reig Pla

THE CONTROVERSIAL Bishop of Alcala de Henares, Juan Antonio Reig Pla, has stated that many cases of people attracted to others of the same sex can be “resolved positively with appropriate therapy.” He denied that his remarks were homophobic and claimed to have received “thousands of emails and letters of support” to reinforce his opinions. Reig Pla considers that Gender ideology is becoming “obsolete” and the male and female sexual identity a product of culture controlled by political correctness. A flood of Twitter traffic called for him to step down as prelate and included observations that he is “obviously deranged.” The Administration Committee of state broadcaster RTVE is to inspect the Good Friday sermon given by the Bishop on their La2 Channel on Good Friday. And gay couples held a ‘gay Easter kiss-in’ outside the La Almudena Cathedral on Sunday in protest at the Bishop’s comments.

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Have a nice day by jack troughton

PEOPLE ALONG the Costas will step out on a gigantic fund raiser on Sunday 6th May as Bay Radio’s ‘Be Nice Day’ gets underway with a 5km sponsored walk. Charities in Valencia, Alicante, Murcia and Almeria are taking part and all setting off at 11.15am when presenters Bob and Noelle start the event live on air. And 15% of the cash raised from the walk will go to the local CARITAS, the Roman Catholic Church charity helping feed needy people hit by the current recession. Many of those taking part are making a day of it - making the Sunday a fiesta in their communities with music and entertainment... and even more fund raising. Be Nice Day is the brainchild of Bay Radio’s charity co-ordinator Magpie Latham who aims to “put the fun back into fund raising”. HELP She told RTN: “In December I was trying to do something to help Caritas but it was a nightmare because head office did not know

what is happening in any particular parish. “And speaking to some charities before Christmas, they said they were between 30% and 70% down in fund raising. “I wanted to help lots of people at the same time and the idea of a charity walk came – different charities walking 5km and giving a minimum of 15% to Caritas but all the money raised will be staying at a local level.” Magpie said 25 charities were on board – “there is still room for more” – and others were still waiting for the paperwork from town halls. “British Consul Paul Rodwell has said it is a great initiative and a wonderful idea and some town halls are getting involved and mayors are very enthusiastic,” she said. FUN “The idea is it will be a fun day across all the provinces. We want people to have fun and enjoy themselves. There is so much depressing news so it is something good and something fun and we hope lots of people

Official starters, Bay Radio’s Bob and Noelle

turn out in fancy dress” And if successful, Be Nice Day 2012 could be the start of something even bigger, as Bay Radio hopes to make it an annual event. “It think the Brits are absolutely marvellous at this type of event – there’s no other nationality like us, both in giving to charity and giving time to good causes,” added Magpie. “It is uniting charities along the Costas and uniting communities.”

A Springtime Changeover IT WAS smiles all round at the recent showroom changeover at Flatpaxabia in Benitachell as their latest event was well attended with many coming to see the beautiful IKEA garden furniture display as well as enjoying a coffee and a cake or a glass of cava. Several other local businesses supported the event and created a mini Easter Fayre with plenty to browse and buy on the day. To take part in the next changeover event and Mini Fayre call Bob and Rosanne at Flatpaxabia on 902 881 121 or 96 579 4090, email info@flatpaxabia.com or visit www.flatpaxabia.com. Visit the showroom at Carretera de Moraira 16 (2nd parade of shops on the right as you turn from Benitachell to Moraira), with lots of easy parking nearby.

She said there were seven prizes up for grabs: the person who raises the most money; the person who gets the most sponsors; the team raising the most money; the team with the most sponsors; bets costume; the bar, restaurant or business raising the most money; and the charity raising the most money. For further information and to download sponsorship forms or to join Be Nice Day visit the radio station website www.bayradio.fm

Cycle race comes to the coast By Louise Clarke This weekend one of Spain’s most popular semi professional cycle races is coming to Orihuela Costa. The Cinturón al Sur de Alicante, will leave on its first 80 kilometre stage from Orihuela City at 4.30pm this afternoon. Traffic is expected to be disrupted in those areas as the Guardia Civil and respective Local Police forces close off the roads to allow the cyclists to pass, so please be aware. There will be more than 150 cyclists taking part in the three day event. This is first time in the race’s ten year history that a whole stage has been held in Orihuela Costa and is being organised with the full support of the Orihuela Town Hall. The race will be featured on Spanish national TV and Pedro Mancebo hopes that it will highlight to the nation everything that is good about Orihuela Costa. All the race details and exactly where and when it will be passing by a town near you can be found on the event’s official website at www.ccoriolano.com.

Congratulations

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Watts In Britain By

Paul Watts

Matt and Rachael... I HOPE you will indulge me this week, dear reader, as I ask you to raise a glass of Mas y Mas’s finest fizz to join me in wishing my little lad and his fiancé all the best for the future.

For today at 1pm my son Matthew and Rachael are to wed at Pelham House in Lewes, East Sussex. Matthew was a regular visitor to the Costa Blanca back in my RTN days and has been an enthusiastic learner of Spanish (his abilities far

outway mine). He says he hopes to show his new bride the delights of the White Coast in the not too distant future. The couple, who are both 30, will journey tomorrow (reasonably sober, hopefully) to their honeymoon destination in the Channel Islands. So from RTN and one proud dad I’d like to say, “Congratulations, Matthew and Rachael. Here’s to a long life together and much happiness.”

Quiznightsuccess Ladies

POPULAR QUIZ Nights at the Paraiso Restaurant in Parcent have raised more than 1,000€ - and counting – for the youngsters cared for at the EMAUS home in Altea. Everyone is welcome at the restaurant on the last Wednesday of every month to pit their wits against the questions and help put more money the charity’s way. The contest and a buffet is available for 10€ with all the proceeds going to the children’s home – and big-hearted hosts David and Victoria Reeley said with the support of customers they hoped to raise a lot more cash.

night for MABS

By Jack Troughton INDULGE IN a special night out and support the MABS Cancer Support Group at a Ladies Night and Fashion Show next Wednesday, 25th April. The Benitachell Arts Centre is hosting an evening of glamour and entertainment between 4pm and 9pm with High Street Heaven showing off its summer collection, with accessories by Younique Jewellery and Funky Glasses. On stage during the evening will be a talented programme of performers, including Niamh, Encore, Gemma Goodey, Elora 3,

and ‘Dolly Tarton’. A special guest will be treated to a makeover by style coach Angela Zwaga and more than 30 local businesses will be showing off their wares such as jewellery, lingerie, cards, home ware and handmade soaps. And therapists will offer massages, manicures and pedicures, with hair styling, healing, Tarot readings and much more. Refreshments include food tasting, cupcakes, and naturally, cava, so organisers advise leaving the kids at home and enjoy a relaxing evening out with friends while helping a hard-working charity.

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Planes, trains and automobiles By

Chris Marshall Expat blogger www.almerimarlife.com

TRAVEL DOMINATED last week with Spain celebrating the 20th anniversary of the AVE high speed train, which first ran on April 14th 1992 between Madrid and Sevilla. Driving through Spain it still seems pretty rare to see these trains, although there are now 2,600km of high speed lines, connecting 23 Spanish cities, although not Spain to Portugal for the foreseeable future as the ongoing financial crisis has put those plans on hold. On the subject of driving I read with ‘interest’ that the DGT traffic authority expects to issue 3.8 million fines this year, collecting 410€ million in fines, with a reduced budget of 7.54%. Reports say that this will exceed the budget by 136€ million, with 20% of the fines paid online and 25% by telefono. A success story then!

Not such good news for Ryanair customers as the company has blamed UK taxes for their decision to axe a large number of flights from the John Lennon Airport in Liverpool, including our local airport Almeria. The real story though last week was the economy, or more accurately the state of the economy and the increasing likelihood of an EU bailout for Spain. Rajoy remains adamant that a bailout won’t be required, and approved a crackdown on the black economy in an attempt to raise confidence as well as tax income. Cash transactions are now limited to 2,500€ between companies or between an individual and a company and to 15,000€ for non-residents. The problem facing Rajoy is an increasing lack of con-

fidence and the resulting increase in bond yields, with interest rates getting close to the levels seen in Greece, Portugal and Ireland before they required a bailout. It seems that every day the government announces another measure including allowing tax evaders to pay 10 percent of undeclared assets, a move designed to raise 2.5 billion€. Arguably the best news was that house prices have dropped again in Spain, with many believing that prices are more realistic now, although why anybody would want to buy a property in Spain these days is beyond me! Personally if I was an expat looking to sell a property in the UK and move to Spain I would keep my cash in the bank and take a long term rental.

Chris is a freelance writer who writes a monthly column for the Telegraph Expat as well as a weekly column for the RTN. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, five cats, two Harley-Davidsons and more often than not a bottle of red wine. He runs the successful expat blog www.almerimarlife.com, and his wife runs the cat re-homing and transport project www.alstrays.com. Chris’s columns are sponsored by www.spain-holiday.com and www.campaya.co.uk on the Telegraph Expat site and by www.blitzcleaning.es here on RTN. You can hear Chris every Friday discussing his views, thought and experiences of life in Spain on www.italkfm.com.

legal

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

The new European Succession Certificate and how this will affect future International Inheritances by

Carlos Baos

of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors

ACCORDING TO the press service of the European Parliament a legislative proposal was approved on 13th March with the intention of avoiding legal disputes and simplifying inheritance when dealing with cross border issues. In fact according to the EU around 450,000 inheritances containing an international element are managed every year. The European Succession Certificate is being introduced (though it will not be mandatory) to protect the rights of the heirs, reduce costs and accelerate procedures. But the most remarkable fact about this future legislation is the criteria that will be applied to determine the law applicable to each Inheritance and Succession. 1) The applicable Law for the succession will be the Law

of the deceased’s habitual residence at the time of death and therefore, the inheritance and processing (probate) will depend on the succession law of that country. 2) But, when making a Will, you can opt either for the Law of the country of habitual residence (which is likely to be the applicable Law) or for the law of your country of origin. This rule will not apply to the UK, Ireland or Denmark This future law is already approved by the EU Parliament and now needs to be approved by the EU Council in order to become applicable and be put into force. Mentioned also in previous articles this new regulation will affect millions of European citizens. HOW MAY THIS AFFECT YOU? Let’s take a very common case of an English citizen permanently living in Spain with no Will or with a Will drafted in order to leave everything to his wife, substituted by the children. When the new regulations are approved (i.e. assuming that the new law is approved by the EU Council), this could mean that unless the Will specifically states that this inheritance should be dealt with according to the deceased’s national Law or law of the country of origin (in this case the Law of England and Wales), the

applicable Law would be the law of habitual residence i.e. in this case ‘Spanish Law’. With the result that in this case his wife may not actually be able to inherit, since according to the Law of Spain at least 2/3 of the deceased’s assets must go to his legitimate forced heirs i.e. the children, and not to his wife. Therefore, should this be your case then please review your Will to make sure you specifically stated your wish to have your inheritance dealt with according to your national Law and thus have the freedom to leave your assets as you wish. If this is not stated in your Spanish Will the new rules will mean that it could be contested. So if you would like your wife, husband, partner etc to be the beneficiary of your Spanish inheritance then please let us draft or revise your Will, and we will be more than pleased to advice you accordingly. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. We kindly invite you to visit and comment about this article in our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors) your comments in this respect will be greatly appreciated.

Carlos Baos (Lawyer) © White & Baos Abogados 2012 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com. This article is available in English and Spanish at www.white-baos.com. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Visit our blog at http://www.white-baos.com/blog/ and Facebook (White-Baos-Abogados-Solicitors)

money

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Ten reasons to invest in Brazil

FOR MANY, Brazil is traditionally known for football and the Rio Carnival. However, investors have begun to realise there is a compelling longterm investment story too. Here we outline 10 by reasons why investors may wish to consider Brazilian equities.

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of 1. Fast becoming one of the powerhouses of the Blacktower Costa Blanca global economy

The Centre of Economic and Business Research’s latest economic league table showed Brazil has overtaken the UK as the world’s sixth largest economy. The economy of Latin America’s largest country has surged due to a rich base of natural resources and a wealthy middle class. 2. Brazil’s own economy is bottoming out and improving Brazil’s economy is likely to bottom out by the end of the first quarter of 2012 and then enter a recovery phase. Our expectation for GDP growth in 2012 is 3.5%. The main drivers of growth in 2012 are likely to be investments (6.70%) and household consumption (4.30%). 3. Falling poverty and rising middle class Associated in the 1980s with poor Shanti towns, Brazil tells a very different story nowadays. The most important legacies of President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, were the reduction in poverty and inequalities through formal job creation, increasing access to credit. Nowadays, a strong consumption (household consumption above 60% , Government consumption close to 20%) has been supporting Brazil´s growth profile over the past two decades. Formal job creation increased from 1,2 million jobs in 2009 to 2 million jobs in 2010.

Combined with significant growth in the populations’ real disposable income since 2004, this suggests a continued shift towards a wealthier population. 4. Rich in commodities Brazil is vast and is blessed with substantial reserves of natural resources – precious metals, oil, minerals and agricultural products. It is amongst the largest producers and exporter of iron ore, nickel, aluminium, coffee, meat, poultry, soy and sugar. 5. Real interest rates are falling The real interest rate is around 4.5%. This is very low when compared to the 12% average seen over the past 15 years. We expect inflation to move from 6.5% in 2011 to 5.1% at the end of 2012 6. Undervalued and under owned Brazil’s valuations are among the most depressed when compared to other emerging markets, developed markets and even its own history. Currently, Brazil is trading at valuation multiples that are close to 2008 crisis levels. 7. Many headwinds are subsiding Brazilian equities have underperformed other developed and emerging markets over the past two years. On the upside, many of the reasons for their underperformance are no longer an issue. In 2010, headwinds included the rising interest rate cycle and Presidential elections. In 2011, it was exaggerated fears over Brazilian inflation, a credit/housing bubble and increasing intervention from the government in the management of Brazil’s Central Bank monetary policy. Going into 2012, inflation is moving downwards, the Central Bank has regained credibility and credit markets have started to accommodate lower

delinquency levels, compared to the 2008/2009 cycle. However, structural issues remain. Taxes are high and multi layered, whilst there is a high level of bureaucracy. 8. Potential for re-rating – particularly in domestic sectors A pick-up in GDP growth from 3% to 3.5% should help to close the gap of current valuations versus historical levels. We are more positive on domestic stocks, which are in our opinion positioned for local growth, over commodities. We believe the domestic economy is likely to benefit from the increase in minimum wage, historical low unemployment rates and the acceleration of investments related to infrastructure needs. 9. Plenty of policy flexibility: The robust economic picture means there is potential to accelerate the monetary easing cycle. Meanwhile, international reserves are strong at USD350 billion and reserve requirements could be cut if favourable growth does not evolve. 10. Strong infrastructure development and investment Investment in infrastructure is likely. A large amount of money is likely to continue moving towards the Growth Acceleration Plan (PAC-2) ,sporting events and the PreSalt (deep water) oil reserves., it is expected that direct and indirect investments may reach BRL 176.8 billion until 2019. The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice. The value of investments can rise as well as fall and emerging market funds can be particularly volatile.

To find out more about efficient pensions or for any financial advice, please contact Christina on 0034 658 892 330 or 965 058 212 or simply email her at christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com The information contained in this article does not constitute financial advice and you should seek advice from a professional tax adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licensed in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B.

Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco

Gettingyourtax dates right I’M GETTING confused with my calendars these days. The trouble is, I have just too many of them. At one time I had one. It was on the wall in the kitchen and included all the important dates - children’s return to school, birthdays, dentists and so on. Everyone knew where to look and could enter any new date. No double bookings - a simple system that worked well. You might have to find a pencil and it wasn’t very portable but apart from that it was definitely fit for purpose.

Now, it’s a different matter. I have so many portable, pencil free calendars it’s untrue. I have one on my phone, one on my laptop and one on my tablet. The result? Confusion. I never know where to look for what and never have the right one with me. Even worse it needs charging just when I have something urgent to check. Entering an item in these programmes requires a degree of digital dexterity that I am struggling to acquire. By the time the date and event is in I could have sharpened my pencil twice over. So, thank goodness I don’t have to struggle entering the dates from this tax calendar: http://www.aeat.es/AEAT/Contenidos_ Comunes/Diversos/Acceso_Directo/A_un_click/ Folleto_Calendario2011_en.pdf It’s the Spanish Tax Authority’s month by month list of deadlines. And it’s colossal. For tax advisers it might be riveting reading but for everyone else, I wouldn’t recommend it. Instead, here are the main deadlines you should be aware of:

20th April

Rental Income Tax (for the first quarter of January, February and March)

4th May

Deadline for road tax for those living in the Alicante region where SUMA collects taxes

30th June

Resident tax declaration deadline

Around the August period

Council tax (IBI) this varies according to the region.

31st December

Non-resident tax declaration deadline

It’s important to note that for the non-resident tax declaration deadline, many firms of tax advisers and solicitors deduct the money to pay the Tax Authority in very good time; sometimes as early as February or March. At Ábaco we leave it slightly longer and begin organising payment of non-resident taxes around July time. One reason for this early collection is that not everyone’s calendar alerts them efficiently and we have to allow for a few empty bank accounts and subsequent reminders when the tax payment is due. So, if you are expecting one of these deadlines, make sure it’s in your calendar (whichever one you use) the money is in your bank account and just be thankful that you don’t have to follow the Tax Authority’s 16 page calendar instead.

You can contact us for free advice about any of these tax deadlines by calling our helpline 96 670 3748 or visiting our website www.abacoconnect.com

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currency

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Theeasywaytosendmoneyoverseas by

Kevin Wright

Account Manager, Moneycorp

FOLLOWING THE launch of Moneycorp’s Online service a number of requests for further information has been received. Their online payments system for personal clients has been designed with you in mind. Easy-to-use, available 24 hours a day with competitive rates and fees, Moneycorp Online is the easy way to send money overseas for living expenses, fees, mortgage payments etc. Below covers some of the more common questions.

HOW MUCH CAN I SEND? Moneycorp Online allows you to transfer up to £20,000

HOW DO I SEND CURRENCY USING MONEYCORP ONLINE? Personal clients can simply click on ‘Send Currency’ on the Moneycorp home page and follow the steps. You can add your recipient’s details and your debit card information during the process and they will be stored for future use. You can also add them beforehand to save time – just click on the relevant home page link to do so.

If you would like further information or see an on-line demonstration please feel free to contact us. www.moneycorp.com/roundtownnews Tel: 902 887 243

HOW DO I PAY FOR MY CURRENCY? There are two ways for personal clients to pay for transfers on Moneycorp Online. 1. Debit card: When prompted, simply enter your UK debit card details. After completing the Verified by Visa authentication check, your currency is paid for. Card details can be stored securely for future use, so you don’t have to input them every time your transfer funds using Moneycorp Online. (Please note that Moneycorp does not accept credit cards). 2. Funds on account: If you already have funds on account with Moneycorp, you can use these to pay for your deal. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO MAKE A TRANSFER ON LINE? Moneycorp Online offers two transfer options: Standard and Express. The Standard option (£5) is more cost-effective, and the Express option (£9) is quicker. You can choose whichever suits your needs. WHAT CURRENCIES CAN I SEND? Moneycorp Online offers transfers in 30 currencies (Express transfers are available in all of these).

IS IT EASY TO USE? Yes it is. The process is very similar to making any purchase on line and our customer service team are always happy to help.

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Are you making false economies? Take action to safeguard your healthcare in Spain: invest in your health THE SPANISH social health system is designed and funded to ensure that it can cater for the emergency treatment of all persons in possession of either a European Medical Travel emergency card (EH1C) or a SIP card. However, you will notice that the key word with the EH1C card is, in a travel emergency situation. Due to the ongoing global financial crisis, Spain will be taking a close look at where it can make even more savings. The Spanish social health system is already under staffed and grossly under funded. Therefore foreigners not contributing to the social system can no longer expect to receive anything other than emergency medical treatments while these circumstances exist. Indeed, many people who are already in possession of a SIP card are taking out a private health insurance. This precautionary measure ensures that they have all the additional benefits that this affords them: • Immediate access to private hospitals and private physicians. • A personal advisor in one of our customer service offices to support your medical needs. • No language barriers.

• No waiting periods for doctor’s appointments and/or emergency operations. • Extensive annual medical preventative check ups. ASSSA Insurance are currently offering up to 30% discount for the entire lifetime of your policy, private medical insurance premiums start from as little as 43€ per month, so there is really no reason not to have the peace of mind that results from having some form of cover in place. ASSSA offers unique guarantees: • The age you join is the age you stay – no increase in premiums due to simply growing older. • Guaranteed for life – cover is guaranteed irrespective of advanced age or your claims profile. • The flexibility to move to us from your current insurer without loss of cover for those conditions already covered by them. For a completely free non-obligatory personal quotation contact our multilingual female advisors, who will be pleased to

advise you and answer any questions, or call into one of our offices Monday-Friday 09.3013.30, later appointments or home visits can be made by arrangement. CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICES - La Zenia/Orihuela Costa: Tel: 966 761 794: Katrin Sasse/Teresa Howard orihuelacosta@asssa.es - Ciudad Quesada: Tel. 965 725 421: Ilka Thiede ciudadquesada@asssa.es - Altea: Tel. 966 882 680: Magdalena Koczon altea@asssa.es - Moraira: Tel. 965 744 033: Kate Taylor moraira@asssa.es - Denia: Tel. 965 786 969: Ana Maria Valerio denia@asssa.es - Vera: Tel. 950 392 487: Louise Zarb vera@asssa.es - Mazarrón: Tel: 968 153 396: Diane Nolan mazarron@asssa.es

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Vince at the curving machine - all shapes and sizes are possible

Experience counts LUX-AL has been making windows on the Costa Blanca for more than 20 years, making it the longest established British window company on the Costa. In that time Lux-Al has estimated, designed and installed every type of job and their clients keep returning so they must be getting it right! Experience counts. Most of the team has been working at Lux-Al for more than 10 years, making them well placed to make and install all types of windows, doors, conservatories and shop fronts etc. From the planning stage through to final installation, everything carries a 10-year guarantee. And because Lux-Al fabricates at their own workshop they can do virtually every design or specification in fact they welcome the challenge…! So if you have a specific requirement Lux-Al looks forward to hearing about it. Aluminium or UPVC, arched or straight, doors, windows, gates, conservatories, shutter, mosquito screen, glass curtains, sun awnings or toldos…. Lux-Al can even do one colour on the inside and another colour

on the outside with an incredible range of choice. Since the crisis began Lux-Al has kept overheads low and prices keen, with the majority of their business coming from existing customers and their recommendations. But of course they are always looking for new customers, and where possible love to give special offers. With this in mind this week’s special offer is free mosquito screens on all new window installation orders placed in March… see advert on Page 9 for more information. Call now on 96 649 3447 or 96 649 3787 or email info@lux-al.com. Visit Lux-Al’s website at www.lux-al.com to see samples of their work - and the picture in their advert each week is truly one of their own installations; never a stock image but always an actual Lux-Al installation. As you can see, experience really does count: they have it in abundance and we look forward to helping you soon.

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Liberty Seguros Group, once again, offsets 100% of their CO2 emissions The Liberty Seguros Group has received, for the fifth consecutive year, the CeroCO2 seal attesting to its commitment to the environment for its work in offsetting 100% of the CO2 emissions produced. • An internal audit found that the insurer has offset 6,224.69 tonnes of CO2 emitted into the atmosphere during 2010 • The Ecology and Development Foundation (ECODES) has presented the group with the CeroCO2 Seal certifying the offset and the company’s commitment to reducing its emissions in 2012 • Natural disasters generated a total loss of €81 billion for the insurance sector Following the internal audit conducted by ECODES, Cecilia Foronda, head of climate change and energy at ECODES, presented the insurer with a diploma certifying receipt of the seal. The Liberty Seguros Group has offset a total of 6,224.69 tonnes of greenhouse gases generated during 2010 through its consumption of energy, paper and transport. Enrique Huerta, CEO of Liberty Seguros Group received the CeroCO2 Seal accrediting that the four buildings in which the group is present (two in Madrid, one in Barcelona and one in Bilbao) are CO2 neutral, i.e. all emissions generated are offset. As part of the offset scheme, Liberty Seguros will be supporting an initiative to prevent deforestation in the Amazon. The initiative protects 100,000 hectares of rainforest from deforestation in the

Madre de Dios region in Peru. “In 2011, natural disasters generated a total loss of €81 billion for the insurance sector, which indicates that caring for the environment is an investment for our business that we cannot ignore. Although the topic of CO2 emissions is usually related to energy companies, at Liberty Seguros we understand that the environment is everyone’s responsibility,” said Mr. Huerta. Since Liberty Seguros began its collaboration with ECODES in 2005, the insurer has offset a total of 25,247.52 tonnes of CO2 emissions. This reflects the company’s commitment to helping the environment and its concern about climate change. According to Ms. Foronda, Liberty Seguros is a pioneering example of how a low carbon emission business model is possible and can help companies improve management, reduce costs and serve a growing majority of customers concerned about the environment. In addition, the offsets in developing countries allow companies to contribute not only to climate change but also to the eradication of poverty. For more information about Liberty Seguros or for a quotation, call or click now: 902 255 258 www.libertyexpatriates.es

Enrique Huerta, CEO of Liberty Seguros Group with Ms Foronda

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Geraniums galore: But! by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

APRIL AND May are the real start of the Geranium season although many plants will have continued to flower during the winter months. Now is the time to stock up your gardens and apartment terraces and plan to visit this year’s Cordoba Patio Festival during May, when patios with up to almost a thousand geraniums in wall pots will be on display. When we first visited such colourful patios our first reactions were ‘Where have the geranium moths gone?’ and ‘Who does all the watering and dead heading?’ The answers were not hard to find and made the mind boggle. Such displays were not for the amateur gardener. By the time we had visited most of the sixty plus patios open to the public – a long hot day on foot - we realised that perhaps only a quarter were dedicated to geraniums and that these were generally only prepared and fully maintained for the period of the fiesta. Others were genuine residential patios full of a wide variety of evergreen plants, succulents, pots of bulbous plants with just a few seasonal petunias and geraniums: the sort of patio garden that would be cool and colourful throughout the year. Half way through the day we wandered from one geranium temple into a more natural patio tended by a group of elderly neighbours. Their geraniums were not as virulent as the last patio. We asked why. ‘We try and keep our geraniums from year to year and take cuttings from those that survive the summer oven of Cordoba. It reached 50 degrees in the shade last year. We don’t get any subsidy from the Town Hall and can’t afford to buy hundreds of new plants every year.’

We then walked through an arch into an adjacent patio where 800 fresh plants festooned the walls. Not a dead head or poor plant to be seen. We chatted to the owners. ‘No we don’t keep this up all summer. We water and dead head in preparation for and during the festival but then cut back on the watering and hours of daily care. We can only water with a small half litre tilting can on the end of a 4 or 5 metre pole. It takes us 4 hours a day to just water each plant every other day. Just a few weeks after the festival most will have succumbed to the sun and geranium moth. It would be difficult to spray chemicals within these four high walls. Yes, we buy 800 new plants every March! It’s worth all the effort if we win a prize this year’. In practice only fifteen of the sixty patios we visited were in the competition. The others were kindly opening their cherished homes to the public for ten days to demonstrate that living in an old town house can be delightful. So when you visit your local garden centre recognise that many of the geraniums for sale will be from the controlled environment insect-free hot houses of Holland, Italy, Germany etc as well as Spain. Without care not all will make through the summer in the real world, particularly the upright zonal varieties which are the most susceptible to attack by the dreaded geranium moth. Interestingly 95% of geraniums in Cordoba were of the ivy-leaved trailing varieties or crinkly leafed pelargoniums that are more resistant. So whether you have space for one or ten or more geraniums in pots, window boxes or flower beds only purchase strong healthy plants. Recognise that there are several types of geraniums for sale namely: Trailing geranium –pelargonium peltatum Crispy leafed geranium – pelargonium regal or gradiflora Upright geraniums – pelargonium zonal Geraniums gravolens – These are the rose and lemon scented varieties that are not normally attacked by the geranium moth. Geranium oil is distilled from these plants and the oil can be diluted to

Clodagh and Dick Handscombes books can be obtained from bookshops or by mail order from info@santanabooks. com or 952-48-58-38, www.gardeninginspain.com or Amazon. In the UK the books can be ordered through bookshops or for some more conveniently by a freephone call to 0845-260-4505 which is the The Royal Horticultural Society Bookshop at Wisley Gardens in Surrey. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com

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Trailing geranium – pelargonium peltatum

spray other varieties of geraniums to deter the moth. Assume the worst and spray new plants against the geranium moth the day you get them home from the garden centre. Ensure you then re-spray weekly. Recognise that although you may kill off the existing population of moths in your garden there are many more about to hop over the wall from unsprayed gardens, especially if adjacent properties are rarely occupied. Watch out for the small holes surrounded by a black circle that indicates that a geranium moth has been around in spite of your spraying. Prune out affected stems. Water to just keep damp: probably every other day if in full sun during hot weather. Feed container planted geraniums with a dilute geranium fertilizer once a fortnight. Dead head, and remove dead leaves weekly. Also remove any rubbish that builds up on the top of the soil in pots. Take cuttings now or in the autumn to produce your own new plants for an even better and less expensive display.

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Charlie Dimmock is coming to the Costa Blanca! MAKE SURE that you put the following dates in your diary because SOL Productions is bringing to the Costa Blanca an event not to be missed. On Tuesday 22nd and Wednesday 23rd May the inaugural Homes, Gardens and Outdoor Living Show will bloom into action at the stunning Castillo de Conesa in San Miguel de Salinas. Brought to you in association with GM Events, this new and exciting show promises to be the next high profile and positive event to burst on the scene right here on the Costa Blanca. And everyone’s favourite gardening guru, Charlie Dimmock from UK TV’s Ground force, will be HERE on the Wednesday to chat, give advice and sign autographs. WINE TASTING Following the success of the Lifestyle and Expo Fiesta exhibition at the IFA last November, which attracted more than 16,000 visitors, GM Events has created the Homes, Gardens and Outdoor Living Show 2012, set in the superb grounds of the stunning San Miguel Castle, just ten minutes from the main AP 7 motorway. The Castle will be open to the general public during the two day event and the

grounds will be filled with all things related to homes, gardens and lifestyle and with a market area to a prestigious showcase area, plus the indoor salon, with wine tasting, it promises to be an event for everyone, whatever your spending budget. There will also be an Art and Photographic competition, sponsored by Avalon Lifecare Services, a Moroccan tea terrace and Sol Bar for all your refreshments with a small beer or glass of wine priced at just one euro. GM Events Managing Director, Gina Marks said: “We have thought of everything to make this event a superb day out for all the family.” CLASSIC CARS As well as Charlie Dimmock, there will also be a whole host of local Costa Blanca experts who work in the relevant industries; ensuring that this event is packed with information and expert advice, combining interesting topics which are relevant to our homes, gardens and the lifestyle of Spain. Additional features include gastronomy delights and a classic car showcase as well as various prize winning competitions which are being organised for the visitors, alongside friendly petanca matches for the EMAUS charity which looks after children in care. Sponsored by Sporting Arbitrage, the Homes, Gardens and Outdoor Living Show has all the ingredients to give you a super day out. Log on to www.homesandgardens.es for more information. If you would like to participate in the show, please contact the sales department at SOL Productions on 610 246 091 or 966 761 050 or email office@solproductions.tv. Gina concluded: “We look forward to welcoming you to this high profile event right here on the Costa Blanca.”

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

Blogs about Spanish This article is made up of items that have been appearing over recent months in my blog http://janecronin.wordpress.com which you can also get to via the homepage of my website. They come under various categories such as “false friends” “favourite sayings” “Spanish society” and so on. I hope you enjoy them. IMPOSSIBLE WORD? Well, I consider my Spanish to be pretty good these days, and I think I can tackle saying most words without too much trauma. However, I have to admit to struggling with a word that is written on the side of a van (quite a long van I have to say) which often parks near my house. This is it: IMPERMEABILIZACIÓN. It means “water-proofing”, and yes, there are times when English is definitely easier than Spanish. If you’re stuck for something to do for the next few hours, try learning to say it – firstly reading slowly, then speeding up, then memorizing and finally, rattling it off like a native. Who knows when you might actually need to say it! TIQUISMIQUIS You’ve met them, you may live with one, you may even be one yourself! That is “un tiquismiquis” – a “fuss pot”. My only really claim to fussiness is with food. I am, and always have been, the most “tiquismiquis” eater you could care to meet. I’ve spent far more time in my life moving things round on my plate than actually putting them in my mouth. My mother could have called me “tiquismiquis” but I think she had other expressions. Some people are “tiquismiquis” about having everything in order, put back in the right place, clean and sparkling. That’s not my particular vice, but it might be yours. Are you “tiquismiquis”? JUST AN ORDINARY GAL It’s a while since we’ve looked at a “False Friend”, those niggly little things that trip us up when we’re least expecting it. Today’s offering is the word “ordinario”. I know, you would think it meant “ordinary” wouldn’t you, and in fact it does in some prosaic contexts like the post office. However, don’t ever use it to describe yourself, or anyone else unless you wish to insult them, because “ordinario” means “vulgar”,

“common” or as we like to say “common as muck!” Just be careful, that’s all I’m saying. EASY PEASY Do you know how to say “It’s a cinch” in Spanish? That is “dead easy”, “a walk in the park”, “like falling off a log” (I say that one quite often but I do think it must be quite painful), “a walkover” “a nobrainer”. Well, now I’m going to tell you … ¡¡¡¡CHUPAO!!!! It comes from the verb “chupar” which is “to suck” so it relates presumably to something even a baby can suck. Just to be very boring for a minute, the form is actually a past participle “chupado” pronounced in a way that drops the “d” (just think “gonna” in English). Give it a try some time when something is really easy, or you’re just being ironic about your language skills. COMIC-SPEAK IN SPANISH Just recently I came across a misunderstanding created by the use of “jajajajaja” as a response to a message on Facebook. Try saying it, with the correct pronunciation of course which is a strong throat “h” sound. Smile as you’re doing it … doesn’t it sound just a little bit as though you are laughing? Possibly not, but anyway, that is exactly what it is meant to be – the equivalent of “hahaha”, or should that be “ha ha ha”? It turns out that all those Dennis the Menace type words, like “splat” and “urgg” are different in Spanish! A favourite one of mine is ZAS!!! It’s the sound of slap on the face. Sometimes when people think they’ve won an argument which silences an opponent with some brilliant statement or revelation, they say “zas en toda la boca”!! Not very nice really. I know, now you want me to tell you some more, but that’s your job. Go to a bookshop, buy a “comic” and expand your vocabulary with really important words!

The Twit Of The Week Max Rushden@maxrushden : six pack update day 19. i do not have a six pack. The Voice UK Tweets Al Murray@ajhmurray : Youngest just declared that Will.I.Am “is really creeping me out!” ian hyland@HylandIan : Jessie J’s not annoying at all. Not one bit #thevoiceuk The Tragedy Gary Lineker@GaryLineker : Appalling news of the death of Piermario Morosini. Another young footballer collapsing during a game! #RIP The Rant Marcus Collins@MarcuscollinsUK : RAGEING! This soft twit has cut all me beard off! #look about 14 fuming The Nut Miley Ray Cyrus@MileyCyrus : Can’t. Quit. Eating. Walnuts. The Funny Tweets Dan Walker@danwalkerbbc : Panic buying of petrol, pasties & now stamps! I’m going to start panic purchasing lettuce. Tony Blackburn@tonyblackburn : Save the rainforest, eat a vegetarian Kirk Norcross@kirk_official : I’m shattered been playing cops n robbers with my lil bro and he goes n pulls out some big nerf gun and sprays me up! #RubberBulletsOuch x Graeme Swann@Swannyg66 : A good day for the Swann family on the National as max and paddy’s choice won by a nose hair. It’s Sheba for them for the next fortnight.

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Shadow Man FBI SENIOR agent Smoky Barrett is the victim of a serial killer who first kills her husband and daughter before raping and disfiguring Barrett herself. Barrett survives the onslaught to get to her gun and kill her attacker. Months of painful therapy pass before she is judged fit to return to duty only to find that another crazed killer is on the loose in her home town of Los Angeles – and this time he has killed her best friend. Barrett swings her team into action as those closest to her come under threat from the Shadow Man. Author McFadyen takes the reader through an investigation scenario that reveals the FBI’s most modern forensic processes and interrogation techniques used to catch the USA’s serial killers and all the time Smoky Barrett and her team of veteran investigators are closing the net. All will be scarred either mentally or physically before the Shadow Man faces Barrett’s gun and his victims are brought peace. The narrative is shudderingly real and McFadyen’s knowledge of criminal procedure is authentic enough to make the reader smell the blood and decay. Lock the doors before you read it – who knows who’s waiting for you in the shadows? Author: Cody McFadyen Publisher: Hodder (paperback) Price: 10.40€ ISBN: 978 0 340 84007 8

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Food Consultant Edwin Cheeseman

BUYING IN bulk you would think would be a sensible way of saving money, stocking up with your favourites, cutting down the time spent shopping and saving fuel costs all at the same time. Two for one and three for two it’s a keen shopper’s paradise as long as you are either good at mathematics or have a handy calculator with you. In America any ‘two for one’ offers also mean that you can still buy just one of a ‘two for one’ offer, at half price - something the UK supermarkets have failed to pick up. It makes more sense to check the individual price of an item before buying more than you need at a more expensive price. Of course nothing is a bargain if it sits on a shelf unused or even in the fridge till it rots. Having tins of artichoke hearts which you managed to get cheap is fine, but only if you like them. For restaurants buying in bulk can be a better way to get the best from a supplier. We used to buy all our vegetables and seafood by the case which meant less work for the suppliers and distributors. No additional handling, no weighing out, and produce bought by the case was fresher as open boxes

in use already obviously contain the oldest products. Buying a case of sea bass for instance meant we could buy much cheaper directly from the boat; watercress came directly from the farm as did apples and potatoes and asparagus, saving the trip to a wholesaler who would have to open the boxes and then weigh your order and then repack it before finding a delivery route which would probably be the next day. It takes a bit of getting used to but for some of us, it’s the job, we can’t just rely on ‘special offers’ or ‘two for ones’ to find the right price, we ought to know the market price already. It appears that these special offers are for your benefit and to help you, but do me a favour and ask anyone in a supermarket which of the ‘fresh’ tomatoes priced by the pound, priced by the kilo and priced by the packet, which one represents the best value for money. In my experience even the produce manager as well as customer service won’t be able to tell you. When we look into the store cupboards of failing restaurants who are stocking loads of packets of, let’s say minestrone, even though it’s not on the

menu, telling me it’s “cos it was cheap” does not bode well for the owner. Nothing is cheap if it sits on the shelf. Having the right stock levels is an art. Knowing not only how many customers are likely to come in this week and approximately what they will order is part of the professional’s duty but having too little in stock is often as bad as having too much. One mention of the words “it’s off” will probably mean the customer will be off soon too. One dull and dreary winter’s lunchtime two customers were surprised somewhat to see that we were offering three different Iranian caviar choices on our menu. They were 25g Sevruga for £25.00p, 25g Oscietra for £48.00p and 25g of Beluga for £108.00p. This included the accompaniments and of course instruction if needed. I was surprised when they ordered the Beluga. Following a main course of both fresh lobster and steak I asked if there would be anything else we could offer in the way of dessert, to which they replied “Yes we’ll have another Beluga Caviar for dessert as we don’t believe you have more than one in stock”…Oh but I did.

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Torrevieja tapas route THE SIXTH Torrevieja Tapas Route started yesterday, 19th April, and includes 75 different bars and restaurants within the municipality. The event, which will give visitors the opportunity to sample more than 300 different tapas dishes, will continue until 29th April and costs just 2€ for a drink and a dish of delicious tapas. The route is on every day from 12pm until 4.30pm and from 7pm until 11pm. For more details on which bars and restaurants are participating, please visit www. rutadelatapatorrevieja.com.

Torrevieja Symphony Orchestra performs this weekend THE TORREVIEJA Symphony Orchestra will be performing the Anthology of Zarzuela at the new International Music Auditorium in the city on Sunday evening at 7pm. The Torrevieja Councillor for Culture, Luis Maria Pizana, announced the concert at a press conference earlier this week and highlighted the success of the orchestra’s New Year and Three Kings concert back in January. The orchestra will be performing alongside the Coro Maestro Casanovas and Soloists, the Choir from the Torrevieja Conservatory and the Municipal School of Dance led by Sabina Martinez and Nuria Girona respectively. All will perform under the expert baton of conductor and Artistic Director, Jose Francisco Sanchez and the orchestra will play a wide range of Zarzuela choruses. Tickets are priced at 10€ and 15€ and can be purchased at the Municipal Theatre Box Office and ServiCAM. The same concert will be repeated next Sunday, 29th April at the Provincial Auditorium in Alicante, again at 7pm.

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New charity furniture store officially opens

Look good for summer By Louise Clarke FOLLOWING Looking Good Boutique’s 10th Birthday celebrations last month, you would have thought that things would have calmed down at the La Zenia located clothing and shoe shop. Well, you would have thought wrong because last week the boutique not only played host to a curvy lady fashion show but also another fashion show highlighting their new Spring/Summer 2012 collection. RTN’s very own Gillian Roberts was amongst the lovely ladies modelling some fabulous items that are definitely guaranteed to turn heads as the summer months approach. Not only were the boutique’s clothes on display, owner Louise had also just taken delivery of some lovely summer sandals for their new shoe department; all of which are really pretty, jewelled and perfect for the forthcoming hot weather. STUNNING COMBINATIONS Also in store is the most beautiful Apanage collection in lilacs and prints, which includes long skirts and linen jackets and is the most stunning colour combinations to be seen in years. On Saturday 28th April, the much

anticipated Grand Joseph Ribkoff Fashion Show will take place in the boutique at 12 noon. This show will also include a special appearance by Taffeta from the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre. Louise told RTN: “This show is always really popular and we are having a raffle with a first prize of a €250 voucher. There will be lots happening including a best

ever Ribkoff sale rail and much more so please come along and join the fun.” In the meantime, there will also be a charity fashion show today, 20th April, at 11am at the La Herradura Restaurant in Los Montesinos, in aid of Paul Cunningham Nurses. Tickets are available at the boutique for €10 which is redeemable against any purchase in the boutique.

The team at the new store

MABS’ BRAND new furniture store opened officially opened in San Javier last week and RTN was there to see the doors open and witness the scores of people flood in to get a first look at some great bargains. Although the new shop didn’t officially open until 11am, when RTN arrived at just after 10am, people were already queuing to make sure that they bagged the items of their choice. “It is like this every morning,” said Manager, Sue Thomason. “We have a great team that works really hard to get everything in place before we start trading because once the doors open, it is bedlam!” The new store mainly sells top quality, second-hand furniture and household goods, alongside brica-brac, books, CDs and DVDs. MABS is keen to re-stock and is able to collect large items, as well as offering a delivery service on large purchases. If you have items to donate, give them a call on 615 016 035 or call into the shop, which is next door to the MABS Cancer Centre, Avenida de la Uniόn 60, San Javier.

RTN’s very own Gillian Roberts modelled some of the Spring/ Summer 2012 collection

News from Age Concern

A REMINDER to all enrolled friends of Age Concern C.B.S. that FREE Spanish Lessons (to all levels) are available at the La Siesta Centre every Tuesday morning between 10am and 1pm. The Charity is also joining in the fun at Playa Flamenca Beach helping to celebrate St. George’s day on 23rd April and staff from the Playa Flamenca Office will be available all day offering advice or help to anyone who can benefit from Age Concern.

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Life health

Mark Phoenix Murphy Dhp MIAPH MNRAH

Hypnotherapy and Pure HypnoAnalysis FIRST IMPRESSIONS of hypnotherapy are usually found by watching television and stage hypnosis: this can lead people to believe that they may be controlled or manipulated or made to do something ‘silly’....though nothing could be further from the truth. During hypnosis your senses, concentration and awareness are actually heightened - you will not fall asleep (although sometimes you are so relaxed it indeed can feel like you are) and you can even talk quite easily whilst relaxed (and in Pure Hypnoanalysis are expected to do so). It is also a commonly held belief that there are some people that ‘cannot be hypnotised’ but this is again is inaccurate. Everybody, children and adults, can easily achieve the state of hypnosis and enjoy its benefits such as relaxation. The only problem that I would say I have is treating somebody who is under the influence of drink at the time of the session, or persons who have or had a history of Psychosis. A good definition of hypnosis would be a “heightened state of relaxation and concentration brought about by suggestion.” As a Spanish registered Psychotherapist and Hypnotherapist I specialise not only in the leading virtual gastric band…the well-known HYPNOBAND™ and Stop Smoking in 30 minutes, but also in an amazing system called

Pure HypnoAnalysis. So what is Pure HypnoAnalysis and how does it work? This isn’t just ‘counselling’ or talking through ‘any-old stuff’...every symptom caused by psychosomatic forces must have an originating cause, and Pure Hypnoanalysis uses a very specific, gentle, open and non-directive process to allow you to fully resolve your anxiety/emotions. My clients and I build up a trusting relationship and work together in an open, honest and non-judgmental atmosphere to resolve their symptoms once and for all. TREATING THE ROOT CAUSE Some therapies try and get round the problem by giving you medication to mask the symptoms. Sometimes people try and talk you through your worries (but usually only picking on the things which the therapist ‘thinks’ is important!) which, although beneficial, usually provides a short term but not a long term benefit. Most therapies just simply don’t deal with the root cause of the problem. A natural and gentle therapy and by far the quickest,

easiest and simplest way of dealing with anxietyrelated problems is simply to go back to the main emotional conflict (almost always from childhood), and bring those emotions up in a very safe, non-judged, comfortable and supportive atmosphere. This is a completely natural process. Doing this gently and safely takes a few sessions but Pure HypnoAnalysis is liberating, enlightening and can often be life-changing: these sessions are ideal to help treat problems such as phobias, stress, depression, anxiety, panic attacks, sexual problems and other matters of the mind. Pure HypnoAnalysis involves a weekly session of about 50 minutes, and the course of therapy usually lasts 6-12 sessions.

Please call Mark now on 654 202 996 to book your free initial consultation or visit him at www.HypnoSpain.com Mark’s clinics are held at the Family Medical Centre, Albir; The International Clinic Moraira; The Physical Therapy Clinic Villamartin and the Dental Clinic Camposol in total confidentiality.

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Life health A treat for your feet at Shoe Be Shoe GET YOURSELF down to Shoe B Shoe in La Marina today and treat your feet to the newest innovation in comfort and style – Butterfly Twists. Everybody in the UK is raving about these clever little ballet pumps, from national press to celebrities, everyone is wearing them. Butterfly Twists are the original, folding ballerina shoes. The clever little soles of these ballerina pumps are perfectly designed to fold away and fit into even the smallest of clutch handbags. These ballerina flats are the essential accessory for any girl on the go who constantly needs to swap her heels for a comfy alternative. The ballerina flats are brilliant for driving around town safely, consoling your

feet after a night in heels or even a shopping trip: these shoes are the ideal choice for comfort and style. Butterfly Twists are also perfect for traveling in complete comfort. And if space in your suitcase or bag is an issue with the ever increasing baggage demands of budget airlines, these stylish multi-purpose ballerina shoes are ideal no matter what the occasion or destination! The technology behind these little gems is state of the art with a latex heel for comfort and support, construction within

the shoe to increase life-span, an insole using a key feature of sports shoes to absorb moisture and improve breathability and of course a durable, flexible sole. Butterfly Twists can be found in the Shoe B Shoe La Marina store now. They come in a range of fashionable colours and styles and are affordable to everyone. So what are you waiting for? Shoe B Shoe La Marina (Behind Lidl) 96 572 8639

Celebrate St George’s Day at Fit 4 All FIT 4 ALL will be hosting a St George’s Day fun day at the gym, which is located just off the roundabout at Punta Prima. There will be lots of fun and all the staff will be dressed in medieval costumes. As well as typically English food and tapas, there will be beer served on the outside terrace and Dan Davy will be on hand to provide live music. With children’s activities, sweets and games as well as prizes for the best dress children and adults in the fancy dress competition, it promises to be a fun day out for all the family. The event is this Sunday, 22nd April, and starts at 1pm.

Let’s go for a little walk… ON SUNDAY 6th May at 11.15am, Bay Radio’s Be Nice Day Walk takes place in Rojales and Quesada. Please join in the fun and raise money for Paul Cunningham Nurses and Caritas. Walkers will meet at 10.30am for registration in the Thursday Market Car Park and the five kilometre walk starts at 11.15am but, if you can’t make 5km, don’t worry because PCN want everyone to be able to join in, so there is also a one and two kilometre version and even a 10km for the serious walkers. Susan Reader from the charity told RTN: “We feel we have something for everyone and the route which is all on the flat is suitable for anyone with children or for anyone in a wheelchair.” The route has been approved by and is being supported by Rojales Town Hall. For further details and updates please see www.paulcunninghamnurses.com, email sueinthesun@hotmail.co.uk or call 639 318 526.

SPORTS INJURIES

The injuries vary depending on the nature of the sport, but most injuries are common to most sports.

Benijofar Chiropractic Clinic

DrHansC.MadsenD.C.-Memberofthe Danish,Spanish&European ChiropracticAssoc

Common injuries affect;

- Neck - Shoulder (Frozen shoulder) - Elbow (Tennis/Golfers elbow) - Lower back (Discs in the Lumbar region) - Knee (Torn ligaments, torn cartilage) - Ankle (Sprains, Achilles tendon) - Foot (Tendon on the underside of the foot) The trauma of sports injuries can cause damage to the cells that make up the soft tissues. Laser therapy helps reduce both the short term inflammation and long term risks of arthritis. Laser treatment will: 1) Help to strengthen & heal damaged cells 2) Increase the range of movement 3) Help accelerate recovery after injury 4)Can be applied immediately after injury.

Exciting news:

DR. XAVIER DUTEY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; HARISPE is joining us after Easter. He is a very well known chiropractor specialising in golf related injuries and has treated some of the big golfing celebrities and travelled the world as a private chiropractor of famous people in the USA, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and England. Dr Hans Christian Madsen is very much looking forward to having a further valued chiropractor join the clinic. Dr. Xavier Dutey â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Harispe, is French and speaks fluently Spanish and English. Opening hours: Mon & Wed: 10.00 - 13.30 & 15.00 - 18.00 Tues & Thurs: 15.00 - 18.00 - Fri: 10.00 - 13.30

Tel:966185242/693371616/617-E-Mail:info@chiropractor-benijofar.es CalleFedericoGarciaLorca,No.90L803178,Benijofar(oppositetheCitroenGarage)

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Life showbiz goss Whoever gives this guy work? I´ll make this short as it concerns that talentless idiot Russell Brand. I´ll make this short as it concerns that talentless idiot Russell Brand. I´ve been pretty hard on him for some time now and had more or less lost interest in any more Brand bashing… more or less. The story I picked up on started off quite tamely with news of him having lunch with an unknown blonde in a trendy eatery in Los Angeles, generating mucho speculation in the press over there that his liaison with Hungarian beauty Nikolett Barabas was done and dusted. Their relationship got all the way to Brand introducing the young model to his mother and her gushing about the him to Life & Style magazine saying, “He’s amazing, so funny, I like being with him, he’s a good person.” And it’s that last bit where it all goes wrong for me … he´s far from being a good person and rather than just quote the Radio 1 incident, here is what he said to People magazine recently about his split with Katy Perry: “I’m doing well ... You don’t need to brush it off if you don’t get it on you in the first place.” Russell Brand is a nasty piece of work and I´m sorry Nikolett, but he´s about as funny as chips ‘n custard.

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Writer and Broadcaster

Cybil tells all but doesn´t Quite a few of you will remember ´Moonlighting´, a US TV show that ran for four years in the second half of the 80s starring Cybil Shepherd and Bruce Willis. A lot was made at the time of the couple´s off-screen squabbles, but according to an interview Cybil gave to US news show ‘Access Hollywood’ last weekend, there was a lot more to the story. The blonde beauty surprised one and all on the top US show when out of nowhere she said, “ the show had been running for a couple of years and we’d been getting along well for a while and one night he showed up at my house like he wanted to … well you know … have sex … then I said, we shouldn’t, then he

said, we shouldn’t, and so we didn’t” ... aw for goodness sake! … What a letdown … however the presenter on the show probed a little more and Cybil added, “It was at my house” ...yeah we know that bit! … “just the two of us” … and that bit! … “there was a big bottle of whisky, or something.” … aha! OK! … and then? Sadly folks, that truly is all of it, although Ms Shepherd did add that she considered a romance with her co-star again towards the end of the show’s run when she said, “I was ready to near the end, but he had Demi Moore.” Shameful - and at the same time honourable. Cybil then very neatly changed tack in the interview right at the end when she said that her links to Willis might not be over “I hear he’s gonna put me in his new Die Hard movie, wouldn’t that be great?” … Cybil! … (What’s Basil Fawlty doing in here?)

Debbie ´n the artist ´n the rain

The movie ´The Artist´ has come in for heaps of praise in the wake of so much success at The Oscars in February winning 5 awards including Best Picture and Best Actor. However The New Post carried a story last week of an interview they had with Debbie Reynolds that is far from complementary. ‘The Artist’ storyline follows the career of a silent movie star who fell on hard times with the introduction of sound, and Debbie has reminded us that this was the same plot idea as ‘Singing In the Rain’, a film she starred in with Donald O’Connor and Gene Kelly. “I thought ‘The Artist’ was a very good film,” said Debbie “with talented personalities, but they took the basic premise of our movie, and it’s not in colour, and the musical numbers aren’t as good.” Bless you Debbie, it must be difficult to accept something so radical when you were part of such a glorious movie like ‘Singing in the Rain’. Another absurdity about this amazing film is that it didn´t win one Oscar when it went on release in 1952, and has since been named fifth in the American Film Institute’s list of the 100 greatest movies of all time. Yeah, I’m thinking about the Morecombe and Wise version as well…

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

20th April - 26th April

FRIDAY 20th April BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Incredible Edibles 16:35 Lockie Leonard 17:00 All Over the Place 17:30 Blue Peter 18:00 Newsround 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Would I Lie to You? 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Not Going Out 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Graham Norton Show

BBC2 07:00 Childrens TV 11:20 Zingzillas Zingbop 11:30 64 Zoo Lane 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Nature’s Top 40 14:30 Instant Restaurant 15:15 The Weakest Link 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 Perfection 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Brick by Brick: Rebuilding Our Past 23:00 Twenty Twelve 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 The Review Show 24:45 Weather 24:50 Later... with Jools Holland

SATURDAY 21st April BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo 13:00 BBC News 13:15 Football Focus 14:00 British Olympic Dreams 14:30 Snooker 17:30 Final Score 18:20 Formula One 19:40 BBC News 20:00 The Voice UK 21:30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 22:20 Casualty 23:10 BBC News and Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 24:50 Football League Show

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07:00 Childrens TV 09:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 10:00 The Slammer 10:30 Ministry of Curious Stuff 11:00 Animals at Work 11:35 Splatalot 12:05 Copycats 12:30 OOglies 12:45 MOTD Kickabout 13:05 Escape to the Country 13:35 Advise and Consent 15:50 Cheyenne Social Club 17:30 Snooker 18:30 Flog It! 19:30 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 20:00 The Good Life 20:30 Dad’s Army 21:00 TV 1973: The Defining Shows 22:00 I Love 1971 22:55 One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

SUNDAY 22nd April

ITV1 07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 The Great British Taste Tour 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Poms in Paradise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Ray

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07:05 The Treacle People 07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:35 According to Jim 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Undercover Boss USA 11:00 SuperScrimpers 12:00 Secret Location 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 River Cottage 13:30 Location, Location, Location 14:30 Guns of Fort Petticoat 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Four in a Bed 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 The Million Pound Drop Live 23:35 Rude Tube 24:35 Random Acts 24:40 Slither

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 LIVE with 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Restaurant Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Thirst 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News at 6.30 20:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 21:00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Castle 23:55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 24:55 Inside Hollywood

07:00 Switched 07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Emmerdale 07:25 One Tree Hill 07:50 Coronation Street 08:05 Glee 08:15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 08:50 Made in Chelsea 09:10 Judge Judy 09:50 One Tree Hill 09:35 Judge Judy 10:40 Scrubs 10:25 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:10 Scrubs 11:30 Judge Judy 11:35 90210 12:00 Judge Judy 12:30 Desperate Housewives 12:30 Judge Judy 13:25 Greek 13:00 Emmerdale 14:20 Scrubs 13:30 Emmerdale 14:45 Scrubs 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:10 Hollyoaks 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:45 90210 16:40 The Real Housewives 16:40 Glee of Orange County 17:35 Rules of Engagement 17:40 Judge Judy 18:00 Desperate Housewives 18:05 Judge Judy 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 Judge Judy 19:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 All Star Family Fortunes 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:45 Britain’s Got Talent 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 22:00 American Idol 21:00 Supernanny US 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 22:00 Transformers 23:45 The Only Way Is Essex 24:30 Peter Andre: My Life 24:50 Shameless

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07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 Saturday Cookbook 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11:25 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12:20 The Real Housewives of New York City 13:15 Murder, She Wrote 14:20 ITV News and Weather 14:25 Free Willy 16:35 Planet’s Funniest Animals 16:50 The Mirror Crack’d 18:50 Granada News 19:00 ITV News and Weather 19:15 Keith Lemon’s LemonAid 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 The Cube 21:30 Britain’s Got Talent 22:45 Benidorm 23:45 ITV News and Weather 24:00 The Last Boy Scout

07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 The Grid 08:25 British GT 08:55 The Morning Line 09:55 The TV Book Club 10:25 Koko Pop 11:00 Made in Chelsea 12:05 The Big Bang Theory 13:15 The Simpsons 13:50 Deal or No Deal 14:50 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Come Dine with Me 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 Channel 4 News 19:15 4thought.tv 19:20 The Italian Job 21:10 Elizabeth Taylor: Auction of a Lifetime 22:45 The Million Pound Drop Live 24:20 Top Gun

07:00 Childrens TV 09:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:05 The Mr Men Show 10:20 Roary the Racing Car 10:35 The Milkshake! Show 11:00 Inside Hollywood 11:10 Restaurant Inspector 12:10 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig 13:10 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 14:10 Trapeze 16:15 The Vikings 18:30 Beetle Juice 20:15 5 News Weekend 20:20 NCIS 21:10 NCIS 22:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:10 CSI: NY 24:05 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Coronation Street 09:15 Emmerdale 12:10 Peter Andre: My Life 13:10 American Idol 15:00 American Idol 15:55 The Cube 16:55 All Star Family Fortunes 17:40 You’ve Been Framed! 18:40 Jurassic Park III 20:25 The Zoo 21:25 Super Tiny Animals 22:30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 22:45 Britain’s Got More Talent 23:45 Celebrity Juice 24:30 Keith Lemon’s LemonAid

07:00 Switched 07:25 Switched 07:45 Switched 08:10 Switched Up! 09:15 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10:15 Supernanny US 11:10 Supernanny US 12:05 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 13:10 Supernanny US 14:05 Supernanny US 15:05 Hollyoaks 17:35 Made in Chelsea 18:40 The Big Bang Theory 19:05 The Big Bang Theory 19:35 The Big Bang Theory 20:05 The Big Bang Theory 20:35 Rules of Engagement 21:00 Rules of Engagement 21:30 Happy Endings 22:00 The Transporter 2 23:45 The Big Bang Theory 24:15 The Big Bang Theory

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07:00 Breakfast 09:30 Athletics 15:00 Sunday Politics 16:05 Human Planet 17:05 Lifeline 17:15 Songs of Praise 18:00 Formula One 19:20 BBC News Regional News and Weather 19:45 Countryfile 20:30 The Voice UK 22:00 Silent Witness 23:00 BBC News Regional News and Weather 23:25 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:10 Room 101: Extra Storage 24:50 The Love Letter

07:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Deadly 60 Bites 08:05 Extreme Animals 08:35 Match of the Day 10:00 Natural World 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 Great British Menu 13:00 Flog It! 14:00 Escape to the Country 15:00 Snooker 18:00 London Marathon 2012 Highlights 19:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation 20:00 Frank Wild: Antarctica’s Forgotten Hero 21:00 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve 22:00 Ewan McGregor: Cold Chain Mission 23:00 Match of the Day 2 24:10 Twenty Twelve 24:40 Grandma’s House

07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 Dinner Date 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Ade in Britain 11:30 May the Best House Win 12:30 Long Lost Family 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:35 Britain’s Got Talent 14:50 Planet’s Funniest Animals 15:10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 15:35 Columbo 17:30 The Betty Driver Story 18:30 You’ve Been Framed! 19:00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 19:30 Granada News 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 All Star Family Fortunes 21:00 Vera 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:15 Perspectives 24:15 Premiership Rugby Union

07:10 The Hoobs 08:05 Road to London 2012: That Paralympic Show 08:30 Channel 4 Presents 08:35 Sailing 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:55 Frasier 10:25 Frasier 11:00 Sunday Brunch 13:00 The Big Bang Theory 13:25 The Big Bang Theory 13:55 The Big Bang Theory 14:25 The Simpsons 14:55 The Simpsons 15:25 Jungle 2 Jungle 17:25 Coraline 19:25 Celebrity Deal or No Deal 20:20 Channel 4 News 20:50 4thought.tv 20:55 Time Team 22:00 Homeland 23:00 East Is East 24:55 Dabangg

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:30 Angelina Ballerina 09:40 Rupert Bear 09:55 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10 The Mr Men Show 10:20 Roary the Racing Car 10:35 The Milkshake! Show 11:00 Chinese Food in Minutes 11:10 Grey’s Anatomy 12:05 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 13:05 Police Interceptors 14:05 Cowboy Traders 15:05 Corrina, Corrina 17:20 The Water Horse 19:25 5 News Weekend 19:30 The Magnificent Seven 22:00 Once Upon a Time 23:00 A Perfect Murder

07:00 Gossip Girl 07:45 Emmerdale 10:35 Coronation Street 13:00 Winners & Losers 13:55 Olly: Life on Murs 14:55 Keith Lemon’s LemonAid 15:35 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 16:00 The Only Way Is Essex 16:45 The Only Way Is Essex 17:35 Britain’s Got Talent 18:50 Britain’s Got More Talent 19:50 Back to the Future Part II 22:00 Benidorm 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:45 Olly: Life on Murs 24:45 Bridget Jones’s Diary

07:00 Switched 07:20 Switched 07:45 Privileged 08:40 One Tree Hill 09:40 Hollyoaks 12:10 Watch 12:30 Smallville 13:30 Scrubs 14:00 Scrubs 14:30 Listen 14:40 Perfect Couples 15:05 Playing It Straight 16:05 Ugly Betty 17:00 Glee 18:00 90210 18:55 The Big Bang Theory 19:25 The Big Bang Theory 19:55 Edward Scissorhands 22:00 Desperate Housewives 23:00 Desperate Housewives 24:00 Made in Chelsea

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Life TV

20th April- 26th April

MONDAY 23rd april BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Incredible Edibles 16:35 Lockie Leonard 17:00 Copycats 17:30 Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic 18:00 Newsround 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Bang Goes the Theory 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Silent Witness 23:00 BBC News 23:35 A Question of Sport 24:05 Late Kick Off

07:00 Childrens TV 10:30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:35 Small Potatoes 10:40 The Koala Brothers 10:50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:10 Baby Jake 11:20 Zingzillas Zingbop 11:30 64 Zoo Lane 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Snooker 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Chaplains: Angels of Mersey 21:30 The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo 22:00 The 70s 23:00 Sounds of the 70s 2 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Snooker

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Rosemary & Thyme 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Dales 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Scott & Bailey 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 Granada News and Weather 23:35 The Agenda 24:05 The Mighty Mississippi with Trevor McDonald

07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 According to Jim 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Secret Millionaire USA 11:00 Location, Location, Location 12:00 Secret Location 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage 13:35 Glamour Puds 14:05 Channel 4 Presents 14:10 The African Queen 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Inside Nature’s Giants 22:00 Embarrassing Bodies 23:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 24:00 Homeland

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 09:55 Milkshake! Show Songs 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 LIVE with 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Restaurant Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Mentalist 16:15 Recipe for Murder 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News at 6.30 20:00 Cowboy Traders 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 23:00 10 Things I Hate About 24:00 National Security

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:50 Coronation Street 08:15 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 Judge Judy 09:35 Judge Judy 10:25 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 Judge Judy 12:00 Judge Judy 12:30 Judge Judy 13:00 Emmerdale 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:40 Judge Judy 18:05 Judge Judy 18:30 Judge Judy 19:00 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 The Cube 21:00 Gossip Girl 22:00 Batman Begins 24:45 Celebrity Juice

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07:00 Switched 07:20 One Tree Hill 08:05 Glee 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:45 One Tree Hill 10:40 Scrubs 11:05 Scrubs 11:40 90210 12:35 Desperate Housewives 13:30 Greek 14:20 Scrubs 14:50 Scrubs 15:25 Hollyoaks 15:55 90210 16:45 Glee 17:40 Rules of Engagement 18:05 Desperate Housewives 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 My Name Is Earl 21:30 My Name Is Earl 22:00 One Tree Hill 23:00 Made in Chelsea 24:00 Rude Tube

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Incredible Edibles 16:35 Lockie Leonard 17:00 Copycats 17:30 Who Let the Dogs Out? 18:00 Newsround 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The Syndicate 23:00 BBC News 23:35 The Matt Lucas Awards 24:10 Kevin Bridges: What’s the Story? 24:40 The Estate

07:00 Childrens TV 10:30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:35 Small Potatoes 10:40 The Koala Brothers 10:50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:10 Baby Jake 11:20 Zingzillas Zingbop 11:30 64 Zoo Lane 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Snooker 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation 22:00 Meet the Romans with Mary Beard 23:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Snooker

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Rosemary & Thyme 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Countrywise Kitchen 21:00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity 22:00 The Mighty Mississippi with Trevor McDonald 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 Granada News and Weather 23:35 The Battle for London: The Mayoral Debate 24:45 The Unforgettable...

07:10 Sali Mali 07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:35 According to Jim 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:35 Frasier 10:00 Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 Location, Location, Location 12:00 Secret Location 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage 13:35 Glamour Puds 14:10 Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 14:20 The Admirable Crichton 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Hidden Talent 23:00 Facejacker 23:30 Hit the Road Jack 24:05 Random Acts

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 LIVE with 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Restaurant Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 CSI: NY 16:15 Mystery Woman 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News at 6.30 20:00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 21:00 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 CSI: NY 23:55 CSI: Miami 24:50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Coronation Street 07:50 Coronation Street 08:15 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 Judge Judy 09:35 Judge Judy 10:25 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 Judge Judy 12:00 Judge Judy 13:00 Emmerdale 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Coronation Street 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:40 Judge Judy 18:05 Judge Judy 19:00 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 Peter Andre: My Life 21:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 21:30 You’ve Been Framed! 22:00 The Vampire Diaries 23:00 Total Recall

07:00 Switched 07:25 One Tree Hill 08:05 Glee 08:50 Made in Chelsea 09:50 One Tree Hill 10:40 Scrubs 11:35 90210 12:30 Desperate Housewives 13:25 Greek 14:20 Scrubs 15:15 Hollyoaks 15:45 90210 16:40 Glee 17:35 Rules of Engagement 18:00 Desperate Housewives 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 David Blaine: What Is Magic? 22:00 90210 23:00 The Cleveland Show 23:30 Napoleon Dynamite 23:55 The Ricky Gervais Show 24:30 The Big Bang Theory 24:55 The Big Bang Theory

WEDNESDAY 25th April BBC1

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Incredible Edibles 16:35 Lockie Leonard 17:00 Copycats 17:30 Horrible Histories 18:00 Newsround 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Rip Off Britain 21:00 Waterloo Road 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News 23:35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws

07:00 Childrens TV 10:20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:35 Small Potatoes 10:40 The Koala Brothers 10:50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:10 Baby Jake 11:20 Zingzillas Zingbop 11:30 64 Zoo Lane 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 See Hear 14:30 Lifeline 14:40 Snooker 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Our Food 22:00 Divine Women 23:00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Snooker

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 Granada News and Weather 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Rosemary & Thyme 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Live UEFA Champions League 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 Granada News and Weather 23:35 UEFA Champions League 24:35 Total Emergency

07:10 Sali Mali 07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:35 According to Jim 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Secret Millionaire Australia 11:00 Location, Location, Location 12:00 Secret Location 13:00 Channel 4 News Midday Summary 13:05 River Cottage 13:35 Glamour Puds 14:10 Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 14:20 Town on Trial 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Four Rooms 22:00 Queen Victoria’s Last Love 23:00 BodyShock 24:05 2 Broke Girls

07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 LIVE with 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Restaurant Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:15 Love Begins 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News at 6.30 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Cowboy Traders 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 24:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Nanny 911 08:15 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 Judge Judy 09:35 Judge Judy 10:00 Judge Judy 10:25 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 Judge Judy 12:00 Judge Judy 12:30 Judge Judy 13:00 Emmerdale 13:30 Nanny 911 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:40 Judge Judy 18:05 Judge Judy 18:30 Judge Judy 19:00 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 All Star Family Fortunes 21:00 You’ve Been Framed! 22:00 Peter Andre: My Life 23:00 The Only Way Is Essex 23:45 Gremlins

07:00 Switched 07:25 One Tree Hill 08:05 Glee 08:50 Made in Chelsea 09:50 One Tree Hill 10:45 Scrubs 11:10 Scrubs 11:35 90210 12:30 Desperate Housewives 13:25 Greek 14:20 Scrubs 14:50 Scrubs 15:15 Hollyoaks 15:45 90210 16:40 Glee 17:35 Rules of Engagement 18:00 Desperate Housewives 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:35 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 Clueless 23:00 Saw

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20 APR - 26 APR 2012

THURSDAY 26th April

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Incredible Edibles 16:35 Lockie Leonard 17:00 Copycats 17:30 Young Dracula 18:00 Newsround 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Buzz and Tell 10:05 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:20 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10:30 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:35 Small Potatoes 10:40 The Koala Brothers 10:50 Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:10 Baby Jake 11:20 Zingzillas Zingbop 11:30 64 Zoo Lane 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Snooker 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Antiques Road Trip 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Two Greedy Italians 22:00 Louis Theroux 23:00 Grandma’s House 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Snooker

07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Rosemary & Thyme 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Long Lost Family 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 24:35 The Cube

07:05 The Treacle People 07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:35 According to Jim 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Secret Millionaire USA 11:00 Location, Location, Location 12:00 Secret Location 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage 13:35 Glamour Puds 14:05 Pony Express 16:05 Channel 4 Presents 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Get Your House in Order 22:00 The Plot to Bring Down Britain’s Planes 23:30 Extreme A&E 24:35 Random Acts 24:40 Embarrassing Bodies

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Make Way for Noddy 09:00 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:10 Milkshake! Show Songs 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 LIVE with 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Restaurant Inspector 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 CSI: NY 16:15 The Family Recipe 16:25 Polar Storm 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News at 6.30 19:55 Police Interceptors 20:55 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:15 Flight of Fury

07:00 Emmerdale 07:25 Nanny 911 08:15 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 09:10 Judge Judy 09:35 Judge Judy 10:00 Judge Judy 10:25 The Real Housewives of Orange County 11:30 Judge Judy 12:00 Judge Judy 12:30 Judge Judy 13:00 Emmerdale 13:30 Nanny 911 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Real Housewives of Orange County 17:40 Judge Judy 18:05 Judge Judy 18:30 Judge Judy 19:00 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 20:00 American Idol 22:00 Olly: Life on Murs 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 24:15 You’ve Been Framed! 24:45 Analyze This

07:00 Switched 07:20 One Tree Hill 08:05 Glee 08:45 Made in Chelsea 09:40 One Tree Hill 10:35 Scrubs 11:00 Scrubs 11:30 90210 12:20 Desperate Housewives 13:15 Greek 14:10 Scrubs 14:35 Scrubs 15:05 Hollyoaks 15:40 90210 16:35 Glee 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 Desperate Housewives 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 2 Broke Girls 22:30 Happy Endings 23:00 Rules of Engagement 23:30 Rude Tube 24:00 PhoneShop

Crossword Solutions for 652 Cryptic Solutions Across: 7 Railway ticket; 8 Pressman; 9 Oils; 10 Candid; 12 Inland; 14 Vessel; 16 Glance; 18 Spur; 20 Venetian; 22 Prefer a charge. Down: 1 Marriage; 2 Closed; 3 Farm; 4 Stunning; 5 School; 6 Well; 11 Delivery; 13 No change; 15 Strife; 17 Astray; 19 Part; 21 Nice.

Quick solutions Across: 7 Make nothing of; 8 Converse; 9 Rare; 10 Ransom; 12 Employ; 14 Barren; 16 Yelled; 18 Deaf; 20 Unstable; 22 Consolidation. Down: 1 Panorama; 2 Serves; 3 Poor; 4 Thievery; 5 Unwrap; 6 Sour; 11 Manfully; 13 Overlook; 15 Refuse; 17 Lean-to; 19 Eros; 21 Side. Wordwheel: DECEITFUL

What’s on Viva TV this week VIVA TV broadcasts on the Torresat and Teleast Networks every day from 2.00pm until 10pm. To find out what else they are showing this week, you can view all their programmes and see their full listings at www.vivatv.es. In the meantime, to whet your appetite, RTN will highlight every week some of their brilliant programmes starting with tonight at 7pm, An Evening With... features local theatre group, Dramatic Licence with an hilarious selection of plays and sketches. Tomorrow, Saturday 21st April at 6pm, FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions gets the answers to a selection of questions about electrics and Home Care in Spain and on Sunday, at 7pm, Let’s Talk sees Simon Baldock chatting to Royal British Legion Chaplain, Keith Brown and his lovely wife and entertainer Cathy Carson. Onto Monday at 6pm, Viva TV visits The British Consulate in Alicante where they were granted a rare interview with the British Ambassador, Giles Paxman. On Tuesday 24th at 6.30pm, Spanish Eye highlights the military

re-enactment of the battle of Arnham or Operation Market Garden as it was known in Murcia. Then on Wednesday 25th at 6pm, the Royal British Legion 90th Anniversary Celebrations in Alicante includes interviews with the key participants, organisers and features performances from top international entertainers. To end the week of Viva TV highlights, on Thursday 26th at 7pm, there will be a Let’ s Talk Special with Chas & Dave’s Chas Hodges, who took time out from his busy schedule to regale us with some great anecdotes from his long career. This is just a highlight of the great programmes made by Viva TV; tune in now to see much more or visit their website at www.vivatv.es.

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Life music

CostaVibes Tony Poole

Jerry Gonzalez super trio plays Jazzazza JAZZAZZA CLUB hosts the Jerry Gonzalez Trio later this month, a welcome opportunity to witness one of the true innovators in world music. The American-born Latino jazz trumpeter and percussionist - now residing in Madrid - is probably best known for his association with Latin jazz. His contributions to world music in recent years have gone beyond classification redefining musical boundaries. In 2010, Gonzalez won the ‘Latino of the Year Award’ in the 100 Latinos Awards-Madrid. Gonzalez has taken a global view of jazz in creating his unique brand of improvised music. While his trumpet and flugelhorn reflect the influence of Miles Davis and Dizzy Gillespie, his personal cultural roots have given him a natural understanding of Afro-Cuban rhythms. As he explains, “I’m bilingual - I speak Spanish and English. I can play the blues and I can play the rumba.” After recording two albums as leader of the Fort Apache Band at European jazz festivals, the group came into their own in 1989 with their third release, ‘Rumba Para Monk’. In addition to topping the world-beat group category in a readers’ poll conducted by Down Beat, the album was named Jazz Album of the Year by the Academie Du Jazz in France. Gonzalez has performed and recorded with a lengthy list of jazz artists, including Tony Williams, McCoy Tyner, Kenny Dorham, Anthony Braxton, Tito Rodriguez, Ray Barretto, Eddie Palmieri and Machito.

Gonzalez’s popularity rose after his contribution to the Fernando Trueba documentary about Latin jazz, ‘Calle 54’, in which the greats of Latin jazz participated; Tito Puente, Paquito D’Rivera, Gato Barbieri, Chucho Valdés, Dave Valentin, Israel “Cachao” López... After the premiere in 2000, Gonzalez relocated to Madrid. The trumpeter went there for just one day during the tour with Calle 54 and ended up living there. He immersed himself in the flamenco scene and started to develop a new concept with the genre that would blossom in the future. His hiatus in Madrid resulted in the production of ‘Los Piratas Del Flamenco’ (2004) a band and album that included the flamenco guitarist Niño Josele, the percussionist Israel Suárez “Piraña” and the singer Diego El Cigala. A novel approach is evident, as it was done without bass, without drums or piano, a radically new sound, a fusion of jazz and flamenco but with a twist. The album was nominated to the Grammy Awards as best Latin jazz album and won the Critics Award in New York as best Latin jazz album of the year.. His current working trio features the renowned Spanish double bass player Javier Colina and Chicago native drummer/percussionist Nirankar Khalsa. Colina is best known for his association in the SerranoColina Project together with harmonica player Antonio Serrano (who performed at the San Javier International Jazz Festival in 2010). He gained

popularity after joining Chano Dominguez’s trio in the 90’s playing festivals across the world as well as performing in ‘Calle 54’. Khalsa has performed with such artists as Horace Tapiscott, Billy Higgins, Alice Coltrane, Pharoah Sanders, Jeanne Lee and Juno Lewis. Catch the Jerry Gonzalez Trio in Aljezares, Murcia, on Saturday 28th April at 11pm. Tickets are 12/14€. For reservations email reservas@jazzazza.com

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Life going out THURSDAY 27th April. The Valencia quintet Saxaes are performing at the jazz and blues club La Cigarrerra – La Caja Negra at 20:30. They have an unusual line-up consisting of four sax players and a percussionist. Their music, described as “Jazz Viatjat”, is a musical journey through different countries based on traditional folk music with a modern contemporary twist focused on jazz, classical, the blues and Flamenco. Tickets are 10€ in advance from FNAC or 12€ on the door. More info at www.lascigarreras.com

Alice Leaver

THIS FEMALE vocalist has gigged extensively from the north of Scotland to the South of England from Hotels and clubs to your local Pub. Now based in Spain her music repertoire covers anything from opera to pop, powerful ballads to dance and rock. She is an established Flute player and also a classically trained singer… she will wow you with the diversity in her music and vocal range. Watch out for this act as she will be performing in and around this area extensively over the next few months. For details please contact Phoenix Promotions 677 222 352.

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Saxaes play Alicante

FRIDAY 20TH APRIL BJ Bluesman, JP’S, Mil Palmeras Tony Lincoln, Final Whistle, La Marina Wildcat, Sams Bar, Quesada, (5pm-8pm) SATurday 21ST APRIL Enigma, O duills, Gran Alicant Lorna Michelle, Gasolina Meroil, Callosa de segura Bernie Wasp, PJ’S, The Rendevous BJ Bluesman, The Gaiety, Villamartin Plaza Tony Lincoln, El Parque, O Nil MONDAY 23RD APRIL Dave Peterson, Rosa and Crown, Playa Flamenca Pat Martin, The White Swan (2-5pm), La Marina

THIS IS a tribute to the look and sound of Gary Numan. This show is much, much more than the classic Numan songs ‘Cars’ and ‘Are Friends Electric’. Gary Numan has been cited as a major influence to acts Like Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Blur, to name a few. His songs are one of the most sampled in recent years. The Sugar Babes number one song, ‘Freak Like Me’, is in fact ‘Are Friends Electric’…Where’s our head at by Bassment Jaxx is a song called ME from the million selling album ‘The Pleasure Principal’. The material covered in this tribute comes from the start of Gary Numan’s career, to his most recent top selling album ‘Dead Sun Rising’… With the use of guitar and keyboard the ‘Pure Numan’ show is a visual and dedicated tribute to the look and sound of Gary Numan… For further information please call Phoenix Promotions 677 222 352.

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

Life tech Website updated but can’t get on to site

David via email asks: BARCLAYS ONLINE have updated their website and I find out that my Windows XP will not get into the site and they tell me that I should update my Internet Explorer. It currently shows sp2 which they tell me I can update. Please treat me as a novice and give me the details how to do it. Aunty Says: Hi David. I think there are two different (but related) things you need to address here. The SP2 (Service Pack 2) is not referring to IE (Internet Explorer), but to Windows XP itself, and to access the Barclay’s website properly your version of IE will need to be at least IE7. You can auto initiate these updates from ‘start’ ‘all programs’ ‘windows update’ or manually by going to the ‘support’ tab on www.microsoft.com. If you run into any problems and want a quick fix then maybe try using Firefox or Chrome from www.download.com which should work without the need for any Windows updates. You should at a later date plan on installing XP SP3 and IE8, but I don’t think that will be necessary for this purpose.

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Allen via email asks: DEAR AUNTY. I read with interest your article this week regarding problems with printers using Windows7. I am also having a similar problem in as much that I took your advice which stated ‘Go to the Epson website and look under support section for my model’ but I am unable to find my particular model, which is Epson Stylus SX115. Any advice you can give would be greatly appreciated. Aunty Says: Hello Allen. I think I have found one for your printers on the www.epson.co.uk website so I have emailed you a link. Depending on your version of Windows7 you may need to choose between the 32bit or 64bit version. You can check which version of Windows you have by clicking on the Start icon and then right clicking on ‘Computer’ and choose ‘Properties’.

Burning CD or DVD’s Warning to others Irene via email asks: I HAVE Windows7 Home and recently when burning to a CD or DVD my computer shuts down. Have you come across this fault before? Can you make any recommendations? Aunty Says: Hello Irene. This is a bit tough to diagnose without seeing all of the details so I can only suggest the most common cause that I have come across. Firstly I would recommend checking that your DVD burning software is compatible with Win7. You can do this by running the Windows 7 Upgrade Advisor from the bottom of www. enetcomputers.net. Windows7 has a pretty good built in CD & DVD burning function which is activated when you insert a blank disc into the drive. From there you simply drag and drop the files you want onto the CD drive window.

Alex from Olivia asks: HI AUNTY. I had a phone call supposedly from Microsoft Tech saying they had detected many error reports on my computer and that my Firewall had expired. Basically they wanted between 110€ & 330€ to renew it. I hung up but within seconds all my icons disappeared. I restored to the week earlier and everything is okay but this morning Google had vanished. This afternoon I had another call from the same people and phone number, and for reference the number was 212 210 2100. Would Microsoft ever phone a private number? Aunty Says: Hello Alex. Microsoft won’t proactively call you regarding problems on your computer, and this is a known scam that’s been rapidly gaining momentum recently. You did the right thing by hanging up, but you should do a complete security scan of your computer with your antivirus and antispyware programs, just to make sure there are no nasties on there.

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Gadget Inspector Investigates:

Lifeproof iPhone 4 Case

THIS WEEK the Inspector finds out if the Lifeproof iPhone 4 Case is answering a call for help or just a case of hype. The launch of the iPhone 4 generation of smartphone has spawned a huge after-market of accessories worth millions every year. And with phone cases amongst the most popular you would think that the ideal case was easy to find. Not necessarily so - if you want to protect your valuable Apple gadget (who doesn´t?) the choice of chunky cases that can do the job will mean your sleek, stylish iPhone now resembles an iBrick. Or of course you could go for a sleek and stylish case instead, and get enough protection to cover a gust of wind blowing some dust onto your pride and joy. But what if you want the protection, but don´t want to turn your phone into an 80s throwback replica? Well, Lifeproof think they have the answer with the Lifeproof iPhone 4 Case. Tested to military specifications by the same people who were behind black-box flight recorders the case will protect your iPhone from shocks, drops of up to 2m, dirt and splashes: unbelievably, it´s even waterproof to 2m! And all this protection will add a mere 1.3mm to your still stylish iPhone. Double coated optical

glass protects the camera lens, ensuring protection and yet still retaining the crystal clear photography. The delicate touchscreen is covered with a tough and very thin film to retain the functionality – vital for this type of phone. But we´re not finished yet, the Lifeproof iPhone 4 Case also includes a miniature subwoofer built into the back cover – great to add depth to your tunes. The case also comes with a screw in waterproof headphone lead, though you´re not going to want to plug in your standard earpieces and go swimming… Available in Black, White, Pink and Purple there is sure to be a colour to suit. And for outdoor types there’s a bike mount accessory available separately that clips to the handlebars and holds your precious gadget securely on those cross-country treks. Wowsers! The Inspectors Verdict: Now you can have your case and eat it. The Lifeproof iPhone 4 case gives you the protection you want without sacrificing the style. Now all you need is an iPhone 4 or 4S to put in it. Visit www.gadget-hound.co.uk/iphone-4-cases to purchase the Lifeproof iPhone 4 Case for 78€, and the Bike Mount for 42€. All prices quoted include delivery to Spain (subject to exchange rate fluctuations).

WiMax – Wireless internet expanded EUROPA NETWORK has been supplying wireless internet for 2 years using privately owned masts. We are the ONLY wireless supplier to give up to 6mb of internet speed. Due to an overwhelming response and need for a reliable and fast internet connection we have now expanded our system. With new masts in both Gandia and Calpe this means we can now offer this system in ALL areas in-between these two towns. To find out if you can benefit from the lowest rates in Spain (starting from just €14.95 per month) then call the wireless department on 965 794 488 or email nicky@europa-wireless.com

20 APR - 26 APR 2012

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Life horoscopes Resident planet Mercury takes on Mars in an inconjunction in the seventh house of psychic energy and intuition. This powerful event paves the way for you to use your innermost talents to make any difference that you need. With so much to do in a busy week, make sure you prioritise on what you really do want, because it will be much closer than you think. We can all celebrate the positive power of the Sun in Taurus as love and light spreads across all the signs of the horoscope, and Cosmic energies are activated. Taureans will use this wonderful time to charge their energies and to bring a little sunshine to those that they love. It will be a time to let go, but the water will have been well tested first just to make sure! Negative energies see you looking in on your opposing sign of Sagittarius this week. Here connections with Jupiter are bringing resolve, closure and transparency back on the cards for a change. With all the will in the World you have to accept that just talking about something doesn’t make a difference, and that actions will speak much louder than words ever could. Just do what you know that you have to regardless of what others may be saying about you right now. Somehow someone has got their wires crossed, but you have to carry on regardless, knowing that a job worth doing is worth doing well. Blame anything untoward on the energies of Pluto in your opposing sign of Capricorn, and keep your head down. Uranus brings an injection of something very special into an unfinished project, which will benefit from expertise and down to earth planning. See to it that you have crossed the t’s and dotted the i’s on any signed sealed and delivered document that may come your way in the next few days. Above all, Is what you have what you really want? Except no compromise, above all. The complications brought about by a warring Mars are simply sent to try you, and to ascertain whether you are acting the way that you currently are, for good reason. Stored anger does you no good whatsoever, but keeping calm in a sea of turbulence isn’t a laughing matter. Someone is stirring up trouble and needs taking in hand, so do what you have to. Saturn brings wisdom even on the darkest of days, and you are about to enter into something that delves into your own emotions and needs a decision. Immediately take off the pressure so connected with all this, and stall for time if you really have to; since present pressure isn’t helping you any way. A break away right now would allow you to see things from another direction. You need something that you can get your teeth into right now, especially as a door has recently closed for you. Sometimes you have to be protected from yourself, but you have at least bitten your tongue, since telling the absolute truth now is not an option; and you know that you have absolutely nothing to lose in telling it like it is. Time will heal all this very nicely. Cosmic action and subtle planetary moves allow you to see many positive changes on the near horizon. As somebody who copes with change better than most, there comes a time to move on to pastures new when you are sure that the grass is greener, and the time is right. Meanwhile you have priorities and work to do and a loophole beckons. Pluto is examining you closely, with always an ulterior motive. On a positive level maybe there is something that you need to see; and this will help you to find anything currently missing from your life. Otherwise time to put your foot down and change the rules somewhat, because taking control will show others just what you are capable of, and that you are not to be messed with. Look after yourself, since there seems to be so much that is currently receiving your attention, with your own wants and needs taking a back seat. Rest and relaxation are on the cards, since you need to know how committed someone is when you are not around. Positive energies bring out your psychic senses, and something doesn’t really add up. Inspiring Chiron connects you well and truly with your artistic abilities and puts you where you should be in the current scheme of things. You are so ready to take on new concepts and to make them your own, all that ever holds you back is your indecisive mode which puts a spanner well and truly in the works. See this for just what it is; your best chance yet.

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Ask At a recent Show, here in Spain, the audience were full of questions. I like that. I would rather overrun than have that dreadful ending to a performance when no questions whatsoever are asked. I always say that the asking of a question shows what the audience wants to remember. I have to accept that questions are often asked by an off stage whispering in my ear. Spirit is a very private energy, and though it thrives on the energy of a supportive audience there are things that I just cannot and will not say in public. A quiet whisper cannot be shared and this is the highly personal way that things have to be sometimes. At this particular Show questions came up about 2012, and what can we expect to happen? With people talking about death and destruction and December 21st being the end of the World; others were resolutely asking about Ascension facilities to the Fifth Dimension. I realised that mixed messages have been received and everyone has some question or misgiving around the events that were prophesied for later this year. 2012 is simply about entering a new dimension in energy, and being as part of it. You have to have faith and connection to allow yourself to see the great differences that will be made and how to make yourself a part of these. Believe, or go and believe in something

Kenny’s diary 2012: THE GOLDEN AGE: INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION Saturday April 21st at The Forum Mare Nostrum in Alfaz 10,00 to 5.00. Show with Kenny Corris and Torben Thoger, Mette and Laerke Lund. Advanced Booking at: kennycorris.net or 686 361 594. Tickets 25EUR. Credit Cards Accepted by PayPal. Bookable Lunch or Vegetarian Lunch: 10EUR. Monday 23rd and Wednesday 25th April: Readings at The Bistro Maya in Albir. Next to the BBVA bank, close to the beach front. Bookings from 16.30. Call Els or her team on: 966 868 213 “An Audience with Kenny Corris” A Show with clairvoyant energies, readings, and how to develop your connection with Spirit. Currently being presented in five countries. Some bookings for Spain still available to help boost your Charities’ fund raising. Please call Kenny for details direct on: 686 361 594

else if that’s what you want. What can we do? Well, we can become more aware. We can forget that not so long ago we were dubbed conspiracy loonies and that this was because so many didn’t want to think that anything bad could happen to them. Persistence brought about by the love and light of the unification of the Spiritual World have made such differences to the threats that things are no longer so gloomy. The end of the financial pressures brought about by an artificially enforced World economic crisis is having a positive effect too. All will be well. But we have to remain strong, and we have to keep on talking about it. Keep asking questions and be vocal in your condemnation of that which you know is wrong. Be true to yourself. If you don’t know, ask! When I meet you one day up there in the fluffy clouds of the Spirit World I do not want you to ask me why I didn’t say something about the World changes we are about to experience, because my reply will be that I did try to, and that maybe you weren’t ready to listen way back when?

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

Postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, my great grandfather committed suicide and my Mother says that he was buried outside the grounds of the Church because he wasn’t allowed to be buried in consecrated ground. Is it right for me to take this up and have him moved into the Churchyard, where he belongs? Kirsty F. How dare the Church damn your Great Grandpa because he took his life! I get angry when Man makes laws like this. I thought forgiveness was so important, how forgiving is it to force someone to be buried out of the garden of God, which each churchyard should be? Often I have been told that if you take your life then you can’t enter into the Spirit World, well, it’s not true; I have had dialogue with countless people who have taken their lives, made their transition and are very happy. I guess Gramps is happy to be a part of nature and to sleep in the soil with unconsecrated ground around him. Leave him be is my suggestion, but if you can find the place of his grave, and these were usually so he could see the church in question close by, then why not give him a cross, or a headstone?

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Sudoku

Wordwheel

Cryptic Crossword

Quick Crossword Across 6. Getting up a revolt? (7) 7. It just goes to show how time passes! (5) 9. Our first cardinal (3) 10. River rose, perhaps, to fill it? (9) 12. An order which doesn’t require attention (5,2,4) 15. Father, in making wagers, is very careful (11) 17. They may struggle to break locks (9) 19. Consumed stirred tea (3) 21. Complete set of notes (5) 22. Make believe (7)

Down 1. Odd person to alter the motion? (5) 2. One who could be taken for a ride (3) 3. Low joint keen to be reformed (4) 4. Madly in love and such a romantic place (3,6) 5. Put in the shade, naturally (7) 8. Comment about foreign (6) 11. Doesn’t sit inside and is conspicuous (6,3) 13. Sting to anger (6) 14. Good route for a longdistance driver (7) 16. Baby bird? (5) 18. Bird you can play with (4) 20. The first mate (3)

Word Ladders

The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.

Across 6. Liken (7) 7. Serpent (5) 9. Attempt (3) 10. Shows (9) 12. Prophetic vision (6,5) 15. Understaffed (5-6) 17. Society (9) 19. Wicked (3) 21. Pangs (5) 22. Immense (7)

Down 1. Fret (5) 2. Secret agent (3) 3. Region (4) 4. Not resolved (9) 5. Not detailed (7) 8. Concealed (6) 11. Harm (9) 13. In one’s possession (2,4) 14. During (7) 16. Bisect (5) 18. Rip (4) 20. Enquire (3)

Euromillions Draw Friday 13th April 2012

8 13 26 39 43

One ticket won

Last week’s Crossword and Suduko answers found on page 45. Winner for 652: Brian Richardson, Ciudad Quesada

Tuesday 17th April 2012

10 28 33 48 49

No ticket won

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Life cars Bits and bobs

Brian Deller Author of Motoring in Spain

TO THOSE who have read this column in recent years, (it started in 2004) I am not only a “wrinkly” (74 years young in February) who has taken an interest in the motoring laws in Spain because not much was available in English when I needed advice, but I also used to be an engineer specialising in aircraft engines. Until the age of 33 years I was retrenched from Rolls A new way of Royce Aero Engines in 1970 when RR went into liquidation, accessing I was, after being offered a good job with JCB Excavators a car (at a higher salary) based at Rocester in Staffordshire, without a travelling the World on dealer development training dealer key management and the mechanics at all our export dealers introduced for cars and motorcycles and will pass on those in countries as far as Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, Fiji, that are interesting as most of us expats probably do not Papua/New Guinea and more. I must have been OK for 10 want to afford the expense of buying a new car, and one that months later they gave me a 44% salary increase. I went springs to mind is the new way of accessing a car now where home that day almost with tears in my eyes, to tell my wife you just walk up to it with the transponder device on your and three children. I see that JCB has made a very big profit key-ring even in your pocket and you can open the doors in 2011. That well managed company deserves it. and even start the engine with the keys still in your pocket. I transferred to that type of machinery which after the My comment about affording a new car seems a bit silly high technology of aircraft engines was very easy albeit when I admit that we have just bought a new Ford Focus in seeming to be going down a bit after the high technology of late 2011 and it has a lot of these electronics on it so that the aircraft industry but the income was much higher if you the makers can justify charging more for their products. Men worked hard, so what! especially like gadgets and one on the Ford ranges is called I write this because every now and then I study the new “Intelligent Access” where, as I have just written, you do not technical advances (well some of them) that are being put a key into a slot any more. Just have a small transponder

that the car system can read in your pocket or handbag and as you approach the car, you simply open the door handles, listen to the steering wheel lock “whir” briefly as it moves to the wheel-free position, and then press a starter button that doubles as a stop button on both petrol and diesel models and away you go. If you have an automatic transmission you have to put your foot on the brake with the lever in “Park” otherwise you cannot start the engine and keep the brake engaged to move the transmission lever into Drive. This system is designed for the USA market where they need these safety devices to reduce the litigation culture. Spring is here at last. Be careful out there. The government, is desperately short of money.

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SATURDAY SAW a good number of Freewheelers attend the 9th annual International Classic Car Show at the IFA in Alicante. Some met in La Marina and drove to the show together where they met up with those who had gone direct. Although there seemed to be fewer exhibitors this year than in the past there was still a good array of vehicles on display ranging from a very modern Rolls Royce to the humble 2CV. Some of the vehicles for sale seemed a tad expensive even with a claimed discount for the duration of the show. A good selection of tools and associated equipment was of more interest to some and the odd moth could be seen escaping captivity. After a couple of hours the Freewheelers travelled back down to La Marina Urbanisation and enjoyed a excellent if some what leisurely three course lunch. The next Freewheelers event is the Concentration of Classic Cars and Bikes in conjunction with Marjal Luxury Camping at their site in Catral on the 13th May. This promises to be a very large event with many clubs having been invited. If you require further details contact Freewheelers on freewheelers08@yahoo.co.uk

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Grass is Best

Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891

The vast majority of golfers here in South Eastern Spain have to use mats made of a combination of rubber and nylon when they go to practice instead of playing from grass. Mats are good if there is nothing else available but they can cause injuries of various types. In particular impact injuries are common because of mats that are too old and really should be replaced. At a time when money is tight many golf clubs see the driving range at the very bottom of their list of priorities when it comes to maintenance and are just happy to collect the money as an added bonus to the green fees they sell. Unfortunately we are seeing more and more golf clubs use mats for longer and very many are now so thin that the concrete that many sit on comes into play when we hit a golf ball. This as many will understand can cause serious injury that will last a considerable time to recover from. Golfers need to be aware that unless the mats are on a soft surface such as another old mat or grass they are likely to be injuring themselves by continually playing from hard surfaces. Grass is obviously the best surface to play from as there is considerably more give in the ground. Just this week I have had two golfers speak to me about injuries they feel the suffered by hitting balls from worn out mats that have become really hard. Grass ranges are few and far between but they are well worth the extra travelling in many cases if you are serious about practicing your game. The golf club

is likely to be travelling in excess of 100 KPH when it makes contact with the ground so impact will be felt if the surface is hard. Rubber mats also give a false impression of how well you are striking the golf ball as the club will skid along the nylon surface giving extra clubhead speed and therefor extra distance than you would usually get. So be aware of the risks of playing from any artificial surface when practicing or indeed when you go for a lesson. Grass is the true surface and will always give you a truer feel of what is happening when your strike the ball. Win a round of golf for 2 including buggy at the beautiful El Plantio Resort in Alicante Answer the question below correctly to have a chance to win. The winner of this fantastic prize will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of Round Town News will be final in making the winning selection. Question for 20th April 2012: Sean Foley is coach to which well-known golfer? A. Lee Westwood B. Tiger Woods C. Luke Donald All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 30th April 2012 to be entered into March’s draw, which will be made on April 1st. The winner will be announced in RTN on 4th May 2012.

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The European Tour is now half way through a three week visit to The Far East before returning to Spain. Last weekend Malaysia hosted The May Bank Malaysian Open where a surprisingly big number of the games top players turned out after the exertions the week before in America. There was also a chance for many of the ambitious players from The Far East to compete against some of the best from Europe in what is a cosanctioned event with The Asian Tour. Deep rough and narrow fairways together with very high humidity made sure that players were going to have to work hard to win the tournament. Some big names failed to get over the jetlag and got an unexpected weekend off. Others such as Louis Oosthuizen and Charl Schwartzel

continued the fine form they showed the week before and put themselves in contention come the close of play early on Saturday due to heavy rain. On Sunday Oosthuizen played superbly all the way around his final 18 holes to secure a well-deserved win by three shots over Stephen Gallacher and his second European Tour title of the 2012 season. Meanwhile over the other side of the pond Luke Donald needed to finish inside the top eight at The Heritage Classic to retain his top spot in The World Rankings. On a course where he lost in a playoff last year his hopes were high but a poor first round left him with too much to do and so the mantle of World Number One passes back to Rory McIllroy for a short time at least. This week some of the top players on The European Tour turned up in China for The

Volvo China Open and compete against their Asian counterparts for one of the richest events in the Far East. This will be an interesting weekend on a golf course that is new to many players so scoring will be perhaps a little more difficult as a result. The third week in the Far East will conclude with the Ballantines Championship where Lee Westwood will defend his title over what the sponsors promise will be a very tough test of golf. This event will have a World Class field and will provide lots of ranking points for the lucky winner. Golfing tip of the week. Putting practice will do more for a golfer than hitting an extra 20 balls on the range. Noel Eastwell Golf Academy at El Plantio. Quality coaching at reduced rates for RTN Golf Club members, contact Noel on 639 730 891.

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Andy Kay

The Final Whistle

NETWORK RAIL decided 18 months ago that they would undertake major engineering works over the bank holiday weekend in May and they communicated that decision to all and sundry at the time. However, that hasn’t stopped the Football Association from scheduling the FA Cup final for a 5.15pm kick off on Saturday 5th.

The result is that a huge number of Liverpool fans who attend the game won’t be able to get home on the day and even those who will be forced to wait 24 hours for suitable transport face journeys of up to 5 hours as they travel back to the North West. The FA has, of course, defended their decision to move to a later kick off time saying it was taken after studying extensive fan research. However, the real reason for the switch comes later in their statement which reads: “The later time also maximises a bigger domestic and global TV audience for broadcasters.” In other words, the FA doesn’t care a jot about the supporters who will go to

Wembley, making the day one of the best in the domestic football calendar but rather they’ll be concentrating on keeping the broadcasters happy which means more cash for them from TV revenues. If anything, the FA’s disdain for the travelling supporters is only devaluing their premier competition and it’ll surely only be a matter of time before fans decide, despite club loyalties, that they’d rather give their hard earned cash to somebody else. DODDERY DROGBA Didier Drogba scored the all-important goal for Chelsea in mid week as they beat Barcelona 1 – 0 in their Champions League semi final, first leg at Stamford Bridge. He also led the line and covered every inch of the pitch, though sadly for us neutrals watching on TV this was mostly on his backside and in supposed agony. Talisman though he is to the club, Drogba’s play-acting and time-wasting activities are thoroughly infuriating: the Ivorian is due to leave Chelsea at the end of the season on a free transfer. Rather than going to another

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THIS WEEK’S competition was the final round of the Gary Smith Challenge Cup, the venue being the Rio Segura at Murcia. The river was in fine form, with the grey colour gone and back to the greener hue of last year. The river didn´t disappoint, as can be seen from the results: some good weights were achieved. The majority of fish were on the small side with Dave Hutchinson having 88 fish and myself 106 fish. Still, do not know when the dredging is going to start, but if the fishing stays as it, is the longer the better. TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson fishing the pole using pellet with 27.96 kilos 2nd Dave (Yours Truly) Hoare fishing the pole using bread with 22.60 kilos 3rd Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow fishing the pole using corn with 22.28 kilos TEAM RESULT Abbey Anglers with 78.36 kilos Rods and Reels with 93.54 kilos Therefore points after 4th round Abbey Anglers 27 points Rods and Reels 30 points Well done to Rods and Reels PLEASE NOTE The club has some vacancies at present: if you are interested in joining please contact Derek Swann on 96 672 9293 or 603 535 771. CHARITY MATCH The club holds an annual charity match for a different charity each year. This year’s charity is Asociacion Emaus, founded in 1979. This charity looks after children from the day they are born up to the age of six years, where they move on to a further Asociacion. The government, due to austerity measures, has cut all funding and the charity is now struggling with utility bills and basic items. Within the club on a weekly basis we are providing some basic items such as toilet rolls; soap powder; shampoo; soap; shower gel; tooth brushes and tooth paste; nappies and baby milk etc. If you feel that you could help, even if it is only one item to give

club, perhaps he could offer his services to the groundsman at Lords, who I understand is on the lookout for a new roller. MICHAEL LYNAGH The former Australian fly half Michael Lynagh is truly one of the kindest, honest and most generous men in sport. I have been lucky enough to meet him on a number of occasions, most memorably when he was a guest on Michael Parkinson’s Radio 5 chat show some years ago. Lynagh had forgotten that the night in question coincided with his wedding anniversary celebrations. Rather than cancelling his appearance, he turned up at the studios at Broadcasting House with his wife and after the show, took us all out to dinner. Michael is currently in a Brisbane hospital after suffering a stroke while on a long haul flight from London to Queensland. I’m sure that all sports fans on the Costa Blanca will join me in wishing him a very speedy recovery.

For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@hotmail.co.uk

to the above charity, please visit www.emausongs.es to find the nearest location for this charity. Thank you. ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS Supplied by Terry Screen Our first visit of the year to the Embalse Argos on 10th April was the fourth round in our spring series of matches. There was some colour to the water and it was high, backing right up into the tree line. This is a venue that some four years or so ago would produce many catches of 100+lbs, but nowadays I’m afraid weights are much lower mainly because of the number of anglers that consistently take large amounts of fish allegedly for the table, which are probably caught illegally - i.e. with more than two rods, long lining and also by anglers with no licenses. While we were there on this visit I was pleased to see the Guardia come down and check the licenses of anglers that were there, and presumably because they had no licenses told them to leave: they also came back later in the day to check if they had returned. 1st Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow fishing the feeder using pellet with 34.18 kilos: this was nearly all barbel 2nd Lennie (Ex Cultural Attaché) Bolton fishing the feeder using maggot with 32.16 kilos 3rd Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson fishing the pole using paste with 17.66 kilos All details are available from our website www.abbeyangling. com or from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368. ANGLERS TOGETHER The objective of Anglers Together has been reached (which was to introduce anglers to each other). Now that newcomers to Spain are few and far between, we have decided that monthly meetings are serving no useful purpose and the friendships that have been made over the past 4 years are now firmly established. We will continue to provide information through our email address if contacted but there will be no membership renewals in May. Thanks to all past members for their support. Email: anglerstogether@hotmail.com Tight lines… Dave Hoare

Supermoto comes to Alicante

BRITISH EXPAT Supermoto racer, Anthony Ford-Dunn, who lives in Bullas, near Murcia, is making final preparations for next week’s first round of the Spanish Supermoto Championship which take place at the Chicharra Kart Circuit in Villena next Sunday, 29th April. Anthony, who is no stranger to the highly competitive racing, was runner up in the championship in 2010 and 4th overall in 2011 despite crashes and injuries forcing him to miss some races. Race organisers have been busy preparing the Chicharra circuit for the season opener and made several modifications to aid the riders. The racing is sure to be close and Anthony has been training hard over the winter months for this moment. “We have already raced at two rounds of the Catalan championship this year,” he told RTN, “and I finished 2nd overall at both of those, just behind the current Spanish champion. I am sure that I will be right with him come the race at Villena, as it’s our home track and I really want that win.” The venue is open to spectators who will experience the thrills and spills of high speed Supermoto racing in Alicante. Anthony is riding for the Supermotoland team and he love to see as many people as possible go along

FC Torrevieja news

TORRY HAVE had mixed fortunes in the last couple of weeks. A week last Wednesday Torry lost to a last minute goal at CD Castellon despite playing against 10 men for the last 55 minutes after the opponents had a man sent off. Last Sunday they beat Ath Saguntino at home 2-0 with goals from Burguillos and Manu Amores with Torry themselves having a man sent off and having to play 50 minutes with 10 men. Torry remain in 7th place, still 4 points off the 4th and final play off spot and on Sunday travel to play 3rd placed side Alzira which won’t “on paper” be an easy game.

to the event and support him. Directions to the circuit can be obtained at www.chicharrakarts.es and the action starts at 10.30am on Sunday 29th April with an entrance fee of 3€ which includes a free drink. There is also a very good restaurant on site, as well as mini golf, kart hire and kids play-park so it will be a great days entertainment for all. RTN will be there to watch all the action and will let you know how Anthony gets on. We might see you there!

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Boats URGENT HOMES NEEDED WIRED FOX TERRIES Can you give us a home and keep us together? I am the one sitting up and my name is MoMo and my brother is called Charlie. I am the brainy one but I’m scared of loud noise, but Charlie is more laid back mainly because he’s a bit daft. Our master, Alan found us nearly four years ago when we were five months old and had just been thrown out of the back of a van. We loved him very much but he has just died and our mistress is not very well and cannot go walking or chase rabbits with us. Please help these 2 find a new home:. They are 3 year old boys and have been pass ported. They are devoted to each other so have to be kept together. If you can help with these darlings, please call Thelma on 966 772 464

FRONTLINE spot on for flea and tick treatment contact stigmichael on 962 132 691or email mickheigh@gmail.com also scaliboir collers for large dogs 63cm PROTECTAPET Spains leading pet insurance provider. www.protectapet.eu tel: 965 756 371

PET TAXI transporting your pet door to door in our air conditioned vehicles, stopping in pet friendly hotels travelling twice monthly. Accompanied travel also available. Tel: 952 541 147 PET TRANSPORT we treat your pet as if they belong to us and that is our promise. van fully air conditioned we believe we have the best rates so give joe a call on 966074576 or 650341087 for a chat or e mail pawspettransport@hotmail.com SMALL DOGS CARED FOR IN OUR OWN HOME So if you need to go away on holiday but don’t want your dog to go into kennels then we will look after them. References available. Tel: 965843781 Mob: 622514980

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call Sandra on 651482106 PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE for your home or business at a fair price. Try us out so we can prove how good we are, book 2 hours and only pay for 1 on your first booking. References available. (Altea area) Tel: 965843781 or 622514980 PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL CLEANING SERVICE for your home or business at a fair price. References available. (Altea area) Tel: 965843781 or 622514980

BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/ upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424 PC SOLUTIONS 4U For all your PC needs. Reliable & friendly service. Call Fred 634638664

COLD DRINK / SNACK VENDING MACHINES EXCELLENT RECESSION PROOF BUSINESS WITH NO OVERHEADS AND ALL CASH. 5 COLDDRINK VENDING MACHINES €24,900. 25 PRINGLE MACHINES €14,900, ALL WITH GUARANTEED SITES. 619307318.

JUST HIRE IT ONE WAY! Van Hire To UK, Spain and France, different van and car sizes available tel: 952 541 147 / 667 235 205 FOUR WINNS H220 beautiful Bow Rider. Must be seen. Only 5 hours from new. 2008 Model. 5LT twin screen prop Volvo Pentax, complete with trailer. Ready to go. 32,000€ ono. Call 636413061. BOATING LICENSE NOW, A LEGAL REQUIREMENT In Spain. Serenity Sailing RYA Training Centre, Competent Crew to Yachtmaster, VHF & ICC. Own-boat on sail and power. If you have a yacht or powerboat get qaulified and certified. Contact Richard 0034 633 056 224. enquiries@ serenitysailing.com . www.serenitysailin.com

CONSTRUCTION AND ROOFING JR Construction for new builds, refurbishment,brickwork, blockwork, tiling, terraces, BBQ’S, Bathrooms, Kitchens, Roofing, Driveways, Swimming Pools, Disabled Facilities. No Job Too Small Tel 634 617 771 or 966 877 757 www. jrconstructioncostablanca.com

FUNKY FREESTYLE DANCE with Louise, every Saturday morning at Villamar Campsite in Albir/Benidorm, come and learn all the moves and routines to your pop idols! Call Louise on 655-781-068 for more information!

NEED HELP AT HOME? Cleaning, shopping & outings etc.Sympathetic service.

A.D.LAWTON CONSTRUCCIONES Digger hire, Ground-works, Excavation and Demolition. www.adlawtonconstrucciones. com. Tel:648 052 911 or 965 770 798

LEMON TREE MARKET A completely enclosed & lockable unit for sale. Can be sold as a going concern with many regular customers that return every week or as an empty unit including a completely safe and lockable storage cupboard inside that also doubles as a 2 stage display unit. Good regular income for little hours. No need for those early starts, just open up at 8.30- 9am and start selling! Returning to UK early to mid June,637362288, Denise SATELLITE BUSINESS Established 15 years working from home. Tools and equipment included,garanteed income traning given if required javea area 696 071 575 FOR RENT BAR/RESTAURANT IN BENISSA Avda Pais Valencia. 120m2+FunctionRoom.Only Catering professionals. Rental Price: 650€/month. Info: 696 463 468

MERCEDES MOTORHOME 1990 recentlly refurbished, cassette toilet, aircon, microwave, tv, awning & 1215cc scooter. itv till 2013. €14,000 call 639 731 276. MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 17,000€ FULLY FURNISHED READY TO MOVE INTO, A/C, TEL, ENG TV, ON PERMANENT SITE, BAR/RES, POOL,TENNIS,GYM, SHOP WALKING DISTANCE TO SAN JAVIER. 5MINS TO BEACH, AIRPORT, HOSPITAL, GOLF COURSES. BY CAR. ALSO BUNGALOWS , HOMES & PLOTS FOR RENT. CAROL 96 819 24 25 MOB. 626 055 622 www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com

WANTED AUXILIAR ADMINISTRACION for a company in Altea.Age between 25 - 30 - bilingual English/SpanishMedium level en informatics. We offer full time formation contract and social security.Salary according to agreement with good possibilties for those willing demostrate their abilities to work. Working week monday to friday. If you are interested please send your C.V to empleo. demandas@gmail.com START TODAY earn money online everyday placing free advertisments online. call 676 650 599

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CLEANERS REQUIRED for holiday changeovers, experience essential. Must be team of 2 people for large properties. Contact Isabel 966 260 084 SALES/PROMOTIONS STAFF WANTED exciting sales role competitive salary package 3 month contract june until september interviews to be held in Benidorm 20th april. to be considered for this role please email your cv to workcostablanca@ hotmail.co.uk SPARE TIME, WANT EXTRA CASH? Start earning immediately by becoming an AVON representative. Info: ring Rosh 966785520 JOIN CONSULTUSCARE - THE UK’S LEADING CARE AGENCY. Our excellent team of self-employed carers who live in Spain return to the UK periodically to provide private live-in care to our mainly elderly clients (typically 2 - 4 weeks at a time). If you care and have a British or EU passport; good spoken English; a clean driving licence plus care or nursing experience; are mature with relevant life skills and would like to earn £420 to £616 a week, please contact our Recruitment Consultant, Sandra Field on 658 965 204 or email s.field@consultuscare. com - web site www.consultuscare.com CARERS WANTED To work in England 3 weeks on 3 weeks off email CV to 24hourhomecareservices@googlemail.com 24 HOUR HOMECARE SERVICES LTD Wanted companions, carers to work in England as live-in carers. 3 weeks on, 3 weeks off. If you are caring, a good listener and cook contact Karen Jones on (0044) 01929 472 810 or mobile (0044) 07500 836688 email: 24hourhomecareservices@ googlemail.com

GARDEN MAINTENANCE (seasonal or one-off) and construction.Pruning of fruit trees. Mini-digger.Crazy paving, terraces, features etc. 966482021 med.landscaping@ gmail.com

GARDNER 25 years working in Spain. English/Spanish spoken. Private gardens and communities. Free Quotes billthegardner@hotmail.es Tel 699 682 630 TREE SPECIALIST Cut and removal of palm / pine trees. Size not a problem. Also dangerous & difficult work. Garden cleaning and gravelling. Free estimates. please call adrian on 627 103 412 or www. costablancagardening.com OASIS GARDEN pool maintenance. Calpe to Javea. Telephone Martin 669 261 868

CASH FOR GOLD & SILVER AT BENIDORM GOLD CENTRE, WE BUY ANY AMOUNT, ANY CARAT, AT THE HIGHEST PRICE AROUND. OPEN ALL DAY. C/GERONA 8. CALL: 627019403 ALEXANDERS PAY TOP LONDON PRICES Javea Port seafront open Monday to Saturday - 10am till 3pm. Established since 2003 Tel: 965792595 or 667270969

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ENIGMA ENERGI POWER CHAIR robust electric chair, well maintained, new batterys €500 ono tel, 966 864 025 or 616 306 976 VIBRATION PLATE FIT MACHINE Full Body Workout, Bodyfat and Fitness Improves muscle tone.Perfect Condition only 100 euros. Collection only Torrevieja Tel 966848233 STAMPS FOR SALE GB. mint, singles, sets, presentation packs. Ireland. mint, singles, year issues, FDC, MS all at reasonable prices.Tel: 610 634 506 WHEELCHAIR, LIGHT, FOLDABLE 150€. Electric Mobility Scooter, SUNRISE MEDICAL 40km range 499€. Both like new! call: 627-019-403 SOCIETY FOR THE PROTECTION OF ANIMALS We buy, sell and exchange just about anything at Spain’s BIGGEST CHARITY WAREHOUSE in Gata de Gorgos in aid of S.P.A.I.N. (Society for the Protection of Animals in Need). HOUSE CLEARANCES, furniture, beds, Rastro, Antiques & collectables, bankrupt stock etc. Collection & delivery service available. Tel 96 575 6215 or 665 653 998 for details.

AT MICHAEL’S Several dining sets to choose from in different styles, classic, modern, bamboo, pine, glass etc. Many with matching sideboards: www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S part exchange on certain beds when you buy a New bed from our New Bed shop in the Arenal. Photos (updates every 5-6 days): www.michaelsjavea.com AT MICHAEL’S Large red/black corner sofa with adjustable head rests. Beige corner sofa. See over 600 photos on: www. michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S NOW 20% off on certain NEW mattresses!! Free deliveries in our area - usually the same day! Look at: www. michaels-javea.com MICHAEL’S 28 YEARS IN JAVEA ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www. michaels-javea.com Tlf:965-791-328.

CLASSIC KITCHENS 20 years on the Costa Blanca. Free quote and 3D design call Adrian on: 676699700. LOOKING FOR A KITCHEN OR BATHROOM? Have a look at www. churchkitchens.eu.com! Fitted wardrobes as well! Tel: 96 573 4585

ADVICE WITH THE SPANISH SYSTEM Whatever you need to integrate into the spanish system, we can help you. NIE, residencia, empadronamiento, car import transfer, driving license transfer, schools, doctors, social security. Tel: 619 269 408 ADVISORY SERVICE Need advice on making a will, buying or selling property, tax, resident or non resident, starting a business in spain, we can talk you through and give you the best advice and help you settle in spain. Tel: 610 634 506

BALLROOM/LATIN/SEQUENCE DANCING WITH LA BAMBA’S. At La Rustika [Los Arcos] Restaurant, Avenida Balaeres 34, Torrevieja. Saturday - Social Dance 7.30pm - 10pm Starting 9th January 2012 - Monday - Beginners Class - 10am - 11.30am Monday - Intermediate Class - 11.30am - 1pm Tuesday - Popular Sequence class 7.30pm - 8.30pm followed by Social Dance 8.30pm - 10.30pm [not 2nd Tuesday of month]. At Casa Ventura, San Luis, Torrevieja Starting 12th January 2012 - Thursday - New Beginners class 7.30pm - 8.30pm. Intermediate class 8.30pm - 10.00pm. For more information contact Andrea 616 478 157.

YAMAHA QUAD GRIZZLY BLUE 650cc €1600 ono. Tel : 679 164 904 SUZUKI BANDIT 1200S MAROON only 7,200 miles spanish registered €2,995. call 966 576 988 or 656 400 792

APRILIA SR50, 2006, 50CC SCOOTER Red, one owner, pristine condition, totally original, 1495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD FIESTA, 2005 1.4 Ltr TDCi Diesel Spanish LHD, Mid Blue Metallic. 5 door hatchback, air conditioning, CD player and electric windows in excellent condition throughout. 5995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FIAT BRAVA,1996 1.4 Ltr SX petrol 5 door,champagne. Spanish LHD, Electric windows, stereo. 1495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 SUZUKI BALENO, 5 door estate, 1997, 1.6 Ltr petrol, burgundy, Spanish LHD, air conditioning, all round electric windows and roof bars. Really clean

estate car. 2250€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT KANGOO COMBI, 2007, 1.5 Ltr DCi diesel, Red, Spanish LHD, air con, electric windows, sliding side door and full main dealer history, excellent condition throughout. 6495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 SEAT IBIZA, 2002, 1.9 Ltr diesel, Mimosa Yellow, Spanish LHD, 5 door hatch, air con, electric windows and FSH 3495€ .www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 AUTOMATICS IN STOCK BMW X1 2.0 X Drive, 2010, 32,950€. Mercedes A180 CDI, 2010, 18,750€. Mercedes E320CDI, 2005, 17,950€. Chevrolet Captiva 7 Seat, 2.0 VCD, 2007, 16,950€. Porsche Boxster 3.2S, 2002, 13,500€. Peugeot 308 1.6 Auto/Tip Sport Premium, 2008, POA. Lexus RX 300 4x4 3.0 V6, 2003, 11,950€. Mini Cooper 1.6, 2004, 11,450€. Ford Focus 1.6, 2008, 9,950€. Opel Zafira 1.9 TDCI, 2007, 9,950€. Ford Focus 1.6, 2007, 8,750€. Kia Carens 2.0 CRDI, 2005, 8,250€. Ford Focus Estate 1.6, 2005, 6,950€. Citreon C2 1.4 Hdi VTR, 2007, 6,250€. Smart Passion Fortwo, 2005, 4,650€. BMW 316i, 1994, 1,750€. Tel Frank 600726221/965687976 www.fwreurocars.com FORD TOURNEO CONNECT GLX Met Blue,110bhp, top specification with every extra Incl. Rear Parking sensors, 120k klms, looks and drives lovely. Recent ITV. Only reason for sale is returning to UK. May consider PX with a RHD vehicle of similar or higher value. 7450euros no offers as this is well below trade price. 637364400 Dave. CITROEN XSARA PICASSO 2,0 HDI Spanish registered october 2005, dark red,

67,000 miles , itv nov 2013, SERVICED BY CITROEN FROM NEW, showroom condition €6500 ono 968 970 630 or 610 632 152

VAUXHALL (OPEL) OMEGA 2.5 V6 Silver Grey, Auto, RHD with Spanish Plates.Itv April 13, Recent Full Service, New Battery & Drive Belt-1200 Euros. RENAULT LAGUNA 2.0DCI 150CV Initiale Automatico, 2008, 139000kms, 14.999€ Info: 696 463 468 FIAT ULYSSE 2.0 JTD 16V DYNAMIC 2003, 87835kms, 7.000€ Info: 696 463 468 FIAT UNO 1.0, 3 DOOR 1993, 106000kms, 900€ Info: 696 463 468 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF CABRIOLET 1992, 194000kms, 4.500€ Info: 696 463 468 MERCEDES 300 DIESEL AUTOMATIC 1987, 200000kms, 2.000€ Info: 696 463 468 OPEL VECTRA 2.0 DTI 1.6V. CONFORT 2000, 164000kms, 2.000€ Info: 696 463 468

PEUGEOT PARTNER II 1.6HDI 75CV TOTEM CB 2007, 68145kms, 5.500€ (Iva Incl) Info: 696 463 468 CITROEN JUMPY 2.0HDI 120CV L1H1 227 FG 2008, 73249kms,10.500€ (Iva Incl) Info: 696 463 468 MITSUBISHI MONTERO 3.2 DI-D INFORM 3door, 2008, 76115kms, 16.500€ Info: 696 463 468 SUZUKI GRAN VITARA 1.9 DDIS JLX 129CV 2008, 67328kms, 14.000€ Info: 696 463 468 MERCEDES SLK 230 KOMPRESSOR 1999, 83350kms, 7.999€ Info: 696 463 468 CITROEN C5 1.6 HDI SX 110CV 2005, 49061kms, 7.000€ Info: 696 463 468 RENAULT SCENIC 1.6 16V PRIVI. AUTOMATIC 2001, 80151kms, 5.500€ Info: 696 463 468 RENAULT MEGANE GTOUR 1.5DCI CNF 80CV 2007, 65342kms, 7.500€ Info: 696 463 468 PEUGEOT 308 1.6 HDI CONFORT 90CV 2008, 53228kms, 8.500€ Info: 696 463 468 VOLKSWAGEN NEW POLO 1.4 85CV ADVANCE 5 door, 2009, 51049kms, 9.500€ Info: 696 463 468 FIAT GRANDE PUNTO 1.3JTD DYN 90CV 2007, 59216kms, 6.499€ Info: 696 463 468 OPEL CORSA 1.2, 3 DOOR 2005, 53.995kms, 3.500€ Info: 696 463 468 FORD FIESTA II 1.4TDCI AMBIENTE 5door, 12/2006, 67233kms, 5.999€ Info: 696 463 468 FORD FIESTA COUPÉ SPORT 1.6 TDCI 90cv 3P 2008 35178kms 7.499€ Info: 696 463 468

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POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, consciencious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. 8 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. regrouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

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GREAT VALUE IN JACARILLA Large 3 bedroom apartment, fantastic views, 20mins from the beach and golf courses in the lovely Spanish village of Jacarrila.€300 per month.call Michael UK 00447831123631 FOR RENT APARTMENT IN CANOR BENISSA 2Bedrooms. Furnished. Aircon/Heat. Private Pool. 550€/ Month (water&electricity included). www.095benisa.com. Info: 696 463 468

TEULADA – LONG TERM LET 3 Bed 2 Bath Apartment Central Heating 154 M2 €450 p/m + bills Tel: 615 813 076 ALTEA LA VELLA, COSTA BLANCA Holiday let for 4 people in a 2 bedroomed, first floor, fully furnished apartment. A/C + C/H plus much, much more. Tlf:966-881-048 or email foundation@ rtnnewsgroup.com for more information and photographs www.fincafeliz.com FOR RENT/SALE 400€PCM 120.000€ Classic Spanish Old Town House, 3 double bedrooms (1 with en-suite bathroom) master bathroom, modern kitchen, downstairs toilet, sun terrace with view of mountains, BBQ terrace with summer kitchen, recentley refurbished and fully furnished. Callosa de en Seria near La Nucia. Tel: 609 177 032

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MOBILE/PARK HOMES ON CAMPING PUEBLO IN SAN JAVIER FROM 17,000E CAROL 96 819 24 25 MOB 626 055 622 www.mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com EASILY MAINTAINED, DETACHED F/F,2 BED VILLA in l´Alberca, Polop-dela-Marina. 249m2 flat plot. Lots of extras. Solarium with 360º views of sea and mountains. Community pool and Gardens, easy and low maintenance. 123,000€ Tlf Lynn: 966-881-048/691-202-307 or email foundation@rtnnewsgroup.com for photographs and more information

FIRST CLASS DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE To and from Spain with a single box 35 Euros to a full load. Call today for free advice and a free no obligation quote tel: 676 582 333 or +44 1268 728 855 MAN WITH A LARGE VAN local removals, deliveries, collections, house clearance, rubbish removal and disposal. No job too small - call now for competitive no obligation quotation tel: 666 703 499 EUROMOVE4U Full & Part Loads. Spain to UK/UK to Spain on a regular monthly basis. Cars & Motorcycles transported. Call Grant or Jan Office 0034-965-300959 Mobile 0034-648-102-529 UK Mob 0044-7803-893-719. Email info@euromove4u.eu JUST HIRE IT ONE WAY ! Van Hire To UK, Spain and France, different van and car sizes available tel: 952 541 147 / 667 235 205 MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535 SPAIN2UK2SPAIN MAN AND VAN departing Costa Blanca twice a month. Full loads/part loads. Excellent rates Tel Christine 965 571 837/638 261 341 enquiries@spain2uk2spain.com VAN LEAVING FOR THE UK/SPAIN EVERY 2 WEEKS great rates please contact joe on 966074576 or 650341087 or civic1235@msn.com MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846260 or 0044-7519-186-355 email:-van. man@hotmail.co.uk

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SPECIAL SPRING OFFER Driving to or from the UK? English guest house in France. Bed, Breakfast and Evening Meal for two, only 50 euros! Conditions apply. www.millefleursbb.co.uk

LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH The best online Spanish lessons. Focus on speaking ability. www. starttospeakspanish.com NAIL COURSES now available in Albir, call Claire 633147881 BRITISH GRADUATE TEACHER offers Primary/Secondary English Mathmatics. Telephone Margaret Johnson B.Ed. 965-350-516 Mob: 616-660-687

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