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Counterfeit goods destroyed

Twice a year, Torrevieja’s Town Hall has a habitual crushing and destroying of the confiscated items. The first of such events for 2010 was held last week. • p3

Greedy O’Leary lets off steam

Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary has been very vocal about the Volcanic Ash Advisory Centre and the no fly zone which crippled flights in April. • p6

by Jack Troughton

Free information day On Thursday 10th June Draycott Browne Solicitors are having an open day and will be offering free advice regarding personal and business needs. • p26

Win free tickets to Aqua Natura!

RTN and TKO are offering two free tickets to Aqua Natura. Answer the questions inside and listen to TKO on Monday to find out when to enter. • p48

Squad farce Fabio Capello and the World Cup Games are hot topics for discussion in Andy Kay’s weekly column. • p70

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More than forty different yachts and boats will be on display

Marina Salinas Boat Show THIS WEEKEND, Thursday 3rd June through Sunday 6th June, is the third edition of the Marina Salinas Boat Show in Torrevieja. Everyone is invited to join in the fun and admission is free. On display will be more than forty different yachts and boats along with exhibitors offering many different marine supplies and services. See page 4 for the full story.

LOW COST airlines are being accused of tipping the scales so passengers face paying expensive excess luggage fines.

Angry travellers using Alicante’s busy El Altet Airport believe airline officials at check-in are stooping to sharp practice to boost income. A kilo overweight can net an operator an additional 20€. And the departure hall has become a frustrating place as tempers fray when passengers find same luggage they brought to Spain is suddenly ruled too heavy. RTN has learnt of allegations that both airline crews, monitoring carry on bags at boarding gates, and ground staff at checkin desks, receive bonuses for reaching “targets”.

Passengers pulled up over the size of cabin bags must pay a premium to place them

in the hold, while overweight luggage also has a penalty.

Calls for an investigation at El Altet – which is fast building a reputation as being particularly strict over luggage rules – come as budget carrier Ryanair inflates baggage charges for the summer season. In July and August, the profit-spinning Irish airline has announced a checked bag booked online will cost £20 rather than £15 and a second case £40 rather than £35.

However, if booked through a call centre or checked in at an airport, the cost of putting the first piece of luggage in the hold increases from £35 to £40 and further cases up to £80 from the usual £70.

RTN reader Tony Gee, who has lived in Spain for over 15 years, remains certain low cost airlines are “onto a nice little earner” by the weigh-in “scam”. continued on page 4

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More than 20,000 counterfeit goods destroyed

by Brandon Keith WE ALL love a bargain and there are plenty to be had on Torrevieja’s seafront, all laid out neatly on large towels or blankets, that can be whisked away at a moment’s notice should a police officer be spotted in the vicinity. It’s a game that is played every day.

Gentlemen of mostly African origin offer you an unbelievable deal, either up close and personal while you are enjoying your coffee or a frosty libation at your chosen cafe, or while you stroll along Torrevieja’s promenade. It’s very much a case of ‘buyer beware’ because if your purchase does not work or function by the time you reach home, the chances of you being able to return it anytime in the foreseeable future are pretty slim!

The main objects of desire are sunglasses and watches but also on offer are such goodies as perfumes; handbags; gold; jewellery; toys; branded shirts; wallets; purses and the ubiquitous latest release DVD copy! The prices are ridiculously inexpensive and you get what you pay for; inferior goods that are more likely than not ‘genuine’ imitations - or fakes! There is rarely any ill intent meant by the seller. These ‘lookylooky’ men are only trying to make a living.

However, what they are doing is illegal, can be construed as taking way trade from legal shop owners within the city centre and so Torrevieja Town Hall regularly confiscates the goods being offered; a few names of the sellers are taken down and they are sent on their way.

Twice a year, Torrevieja’s Town Hall has a habitual crushing and destroying of the confiscated items. The first of such events for 2010 was held last week, on Friday 28th May, when the mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández Mateo, accompanied by the Director General of Local Police, Javier Minguez, the Principal Auditor Police, Vicente Gutierrez, and Mayor Alejandro Morera, visited Torrevieja’s Ecopark to witness the destruction of over 20,000 counterfeit items.

Hernández Mateo reported that Local Police officers conducted the confiscation of these items in all areas of the city and that these seizures took place from late 2009 through May of this year.

Over the last five years, Torrevieja has destroyed over a quarter of a million fake and counterfeit articles seized from mainly Eastern European, North African and Asian sellers throughout the city. Local Police has

The goods being crushed

also been successful in busting up illegal pirate DVD and CD duplication syndicates, all of which have ended up on the rubbish heap having undergone a similar method of destruction prior to dumping.

On this occasion, a total of 21,697 items were destroyed in the presence of the Mayor, members of the press, local police and councillors. These included: 3,185 pairs of sunglasses; more than 7,000 counterfeit CDs; 9,835 Pirate Movie DVD’s; 689 counterfeit branded watches; 419 fake handbags; 124 purses; 50 counterfeit belts; 209 items of

clothing; 161 caps and 25 pairs of counterfeit shoes. Mateo Hernandez highlighted the excellent work being done by agents of Torrevieja’s Local Police to eradicate illegal street trading and stated that the issue was an ongoing problem and that as soon as they removed sellers and counterfeit goods from the streets that others would return in their place. However, with new CCTV cameras being installed around the city, this will further help local police officers with their task of removing the problem on a more permanent basis.

Veteran’s rowing team crowned champions of Spain

By Brandon Keith FOR THE third consecutive year, the male veteran team of Real Club Náutico Torrevieja has been crowned ‘Rowing Champions of Spain’ in the Mediterranean Llaüt mode, won in the waters of the port of Denia, 29th and 30th May. On Saturday, qualifying rounds were held in which the veterans were classified first for Sunday’s semi-finals, which after a slow start they easily won and with it, the title of Spanish Champions for the third year running.

Successful concert from Lyrica Nosta ON SATURDAY, the Virgin of Carmen Cultural Centre hosted a magnificent concert from the ‘Choral Lyrica Nostra’, directed by Angel Gonzalez. The repertoire included was divided into three parts and included such popular pieces as ‘Va pensiero’, chorus of slaves from ‘Nabucco’, ‘I Don’t Know How to Love Him’ from Jesus Christ Superstar and the duo from The Marriage of Figaro.

Closing songs included soundtracks and ‘Funiculi-Funicula’. The second part featured guest artists such as the newcomer from Sweden, Karin Mang-Habashi while part three featured a repertoire of Spanish songs, ending with the ‘Chorus of Fishermen’.

Peter Pan enchants audience THE LATEST trend among Torrevieja’s schools seems to be Musical production that attract sold out notices to the city’s Municipal Theatre.

The musical, based on the famous story by Scottish author James Mathew Barrie, enchanted the audience which included councillors, Eduardo Dolon, Pilar González and Lola Canales.

And the show also did its bit for charity with proceeds being given to ‘Alimentos Solidarios Torrevieja’, who provide food for the needy.

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Marina Salinas Boat Show

continued from front page He said over a year he had a stream of friends and relations visiting him on the Costa Blanca using different budget airlines “and what has happened just too many times is when they get back to the airport their luggage is heavier.”

SCALES

Tony said he had checked his own scales and weighed bags before returning visitors to El Altet. “We check bags are not overweight but when it is on the scales at the airport it is overweight.” He said in the most recent example he had a blazing row because a friend’s suitcase was suddenly 1kg over.

“They said if we didn’t pay there was no flight – I whipped it off the scales and placed it on the adjacent scales and it showed the bag was 1.5kg too heavy,” said Tony.

“I am very angry. I think they are changing the settings on the scales – it is dishonest and a rip off. “I would like to roll up with some proven kilo weights and put them on the scales and show they are not working properly.” Tony concluded: “It is getting beyond the pale and it is quite disgraceful how passengers are being treated.

“My friend was particularly upset because

Ryanair are encouraging people to travel light and cut their own travel costs

she was only taking back what she brought out to Spain.” A Ryanair spokesman explained the increase in luggage costs over the peak season was to “encourage people to travel light and cut their own travel costs.”

He added: “We strongly believe that people should think twice about having check-in bags when they take a seven day holiday.”

However, he refused to discuss allegations of malpractice over luggage. “We have a longstanding policy at Ryanair not to comment on rumour and speculation.”

He said the airline did not use its own employees at Alicante but used ground handling companies.

“And the check-in scales are the property of the Spanish airports authority and we presume there is legislation in Spain to insure they are checked.”

New Apple Mac Store still not official

RENOVATION WORK has begun on the building rumoured to be the location for Spain’s first official Apple Store in Valencia. There’s still no official confirmation that computer and technology leader Apple has chosen Valencia to open one of its showcase stores. A spokesperson from Apple said that: “Apple cannot confirm or deny any rumours.” And nothing is official until Apple themselves send out a press release. However, Valencia’s Mayoress, Rita Barbera, has spoken in the press about the possibility of Spain’s first Ap-

ple Store being in Valencia, but no one is giving away the location.

The building in question is a protected site, and it is forbidden to alter the façade. It is on one of Valencia’s most commercial streets, Calle Roger Lauria, in the city centre.

The applesfera.com website have a blog on the subject, and have concluded after several months of investigation that they are “99 percent sure” that the Apple Store will open in the building on Calle Roger Lauria.

By Brandon Keith TORREVIEJA’S MARINA Salinas Sporting Harbour is one of those hidden gems in plane sight of the city that has remained undiscovered by many.

Although the new sporting centre has been open for three years, residents and visitors alike tend to view it only as a harbour area where yachts are berthed and boating services are offered. While this is obviously true, Marina Salinas also has bars, restaurants, cafes and other activities to entice you to visit and this weekend’s boat show is an excellent opportunity to do so.

During the winter months of 2010, the only major activities of note have been the monthly gathering of classic and interesting cars; Noche del Coche, an excellent James Bond Night held at Ole del Mar and entertainment on Sunday afternoons. However, Marina Salinas has much more to offer including pleasant areas to walk and cycle; car parking; an evening sunset catamaran cruise; plus boats and yachts for sale and rent.

This weekend, Thursday 3rd June through Sunday, 6th June, you have the opportunity to discover for yourself what Marina Salinas is all about, and maybe even catch the sailing or boating bug yourself. The event is the third edition of their Boat Show and everyone is invited to join in the fun. Admission is free and on display will be more than forty different yachts and

boats for your viewing pleasure along with exhibitors offering many different marine supplies and services.

One local business located in Marina Salinas, Cat Marina are distributors of Lagoon Catamarans and Jeanneau yachts and will be displaying three catamarans, a powerboat and three sailing yachts.

The other companies in the sporting harbour will be exhibiting a large assortment of impressive boats and yachts and there is a large selection of pre-owned yachts for sale. Like the housing market, it’s very much a buyers’ market at the moment, so you never know what might catch your fancy within your price range!

There are three restaurant/cafés overlooking the marina offering comfortable lounge seating, good music and attractive menus plus the Marina Salinas office will

Torrevieja attraction Pascual Flores

be offering special deals on berthing and facilities and handing out information, in many European languages, during the exposition. Last year’s event attracted 10,000 visitors and the organisers hope to expand upon that number this year. The show is open from 10:00 to 21:00 each day and admission is free. For those still a little lost as to the whereabouts of the Marina Salina, it is located behind the fair ground zone, beside the Pascual Flores, where Delfin S-61 Submarine and maritime museum is located and runs parallel to the walkway that protects the harbour zone from the Mediterranean. The maritime museum is now open summer hours and so within easy walking distance there is another free attraction for you to enjoy before or after your visit to Marina Salinas.

Crime on the coast

By Chris Poole (Neighbourhood Watch - Orihuela Costa) I WOULD like to add a little to the items in a recent RTN story in relation to crime on the Orihuela Costa. The items mentioned relate to Supermarket thefts on a large scale, a man caught stealing water, presumably at his own house and a violent street robbery, where in all cases, with the help of members of the public; the Police were able to arrest those responsible.

We are very fortunate on the Orihuela Costa to have a good number of dedicated and professional police agents. To my own knowledge, the Guardia Civil Cuartel at Torre de la Horadada was upgraded in 2007 from a Satellite to a Principal station with a ‘Commissioned’ Officer and a larger number of agents and the number of Policia Local agents also having a substantial increase. An interesting note is that the Chief Officer of the Policia Local for the whole of Orihuela now has his office on the Coast. In relation to the level of crime being experienced in the area, on 28th April 2009, Sña Encarna Llinares, the National Government Sub-Delegate, announced that crime in the whole of Orihuela in 2009 compared with 2008 was down by 17.5% and infringements by 4.3%. For the first three months of 2010, crime was down by 6.6% and infringements by 12.3%.

We in the Neighbourhood Watch for the Orihuela Costa have 93 groups covering 133 residencias. We have a

Working with the local police at a meeting last year

system whereby the Co-ordinators on these groups are asked to supply on a monthly basis the numbers of crimes experienced in their areas. According to our figures, there was a reduction in house crime from the year 2008 to 2009 of 31%, vehicle crimes 12% and street crimes 6%.

For the first four months of this year compared with the first four months of 2009 there was a further reduction in house crimes of 68%, vehicle crime 62% and street crime 69%: I appreciate that we do not hear of crimes committed in the most of our commercial centres or leisure areas. These figures are asked for and supplied to both the Guardia Civil and Policia Local on a monthly basis.

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Delfin S-61 makes more History

By Brandon Keith ON 5TH AND 6TH June, the Submarine Delfin S-61 will undergo the unique task of contacting all of the other floating museums in the World, totalling upwards of 3,000 in over 100 countries around the globe, via the world of amateur HAM Radio. The Union of Amateur Radio of Spain will perform this activity, having calculated that during this two-day

weekend they can contact one and all through telegraphy, telephony and Digital Systems. This unique event has been published through the Internet and in magazines and each recipient will receive a confirmation card, carrying on one side the contact information and the other a photograph of the S-61 Submarine Museum.

The unique ID for the S-61 is AO5SUB.

6,000 euros worth of prizes to be won

In conclusion, crime, where we have groups, has been dramatically reduced. On looking at the reasons for this, again I have to thank our police forces and for their co-operation with our group. I hope that we have played a small part in this reduction.

As to the future, we have found that during the summer months crime has tended to drop in the residential areas but has been seen in the leisure and commercial areas. As regards to crime on the beaches, with the Police attention, agents on bicycles and jet skies, crime was officially reduced last year by over 30% when compared with the previous year. With the same attention this year we hope that it will be relatively low.

IT’S PRIZE time in Torrevieja again, where a three euro ballot could be your winning ticket to a €6,000 grand prize to spend in and around Torreviejas’s shops.

To compete, you need to buy ballots that will be sold in around 50 shops. Each ballot contains two separate numbers for the award, and if you are lucky enough to match the last four digits of the regular lottery ONCE on 24th June 2010, the money is yours!

Grand day out

By Jack Troughton COSTA BLANCA families are promised a huge fiesta on Saturday 12th June when a charity party takes over the Torrecremada Gardens in Denia. Jalon and Orba Lions, the Raquel Paya School for disabled children, and Caritas of Denis, Jalon and Orba,

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have spent months planning the event. The park will be filled with fun for youngsters, vintage car and motorcycle displays, fashion shows, stalls, dancers, and singers. The final curtain will be a performance by the popular Band With No Name. Visitors are asked to make a 2€ donation on entry and all proceeds goes to support the charities involved.

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Lifestyle Expo a shadow of its former self

by Brandon Keith LAST WEEKEND’S Home and Lifestyle Expo was the second edition organised by the IFA and the fourth year that an event of this kind has been held at the Institucion Ferial Alicantina (IFA).

Originally billed in 2006 as the Homes and Gardens show, mainly due to the recession the event has shrunk in size year by year and while the 2010 three-day event was billed as the ‘biggest trade fair for EU residents on the Costa Blanca’, most Sunday markets south of Alicante going towards Torrevieja have more to see and do than was on display at this year’s show.

The idea behind the Lifestyle Expo is a good one and the show did present a wide range of businesses that offered supplies and services to the expatriate community, along with fashion shows, entertainment, wine tasting and excellent food stands promoting their wares. However, with less than 50 exhibitors making up the exhibition, it took less than ten minutes to walk around the entire show, make a few mental notes to what might be interesting to revisit followed by returning to see one of the live shows or to visit stands that peaked one’s

Greedy O’Leary lets off steam

There were less than 50 exhibitors at this years show

curiosity. Three of the more popular attractions at the show were the wine tasting from Bodegas Torrevellisca, Valerie’s Novias with her wedding and celebration displays, plus the pet shop, with their adorable puppies, fish, colourful birds and reptiles on show. The pet shop was certainly the most popular attraction with the children, who did not have any other diversions on offer to pass their time!

All of the exhibitors’ stands were well prepared and professionally presented, with many using the show more as a networking opportunity rather than an occasion to sell to the visiting public.

In the adjoining pavilion, FIRAUTO, one of the most established car sales shows in the Alicante region, was in full swing. On offer for sale were more than 1,000 new and pre-owned cars and bikes, from many of the best known names in the Costa Blanca car trade. There was an excellent display of cars, finance houses, insurance companies, electric and economical cars on show, with most models being less than ten-years-old but nothing for the classic car fan to gaze at. However, each afternoon, during the typical Spanish lunch hours, there were more profes-

sional sales staff in the Pavilion than potential clients! Although the shows were run side-by-side, with both hoping for passing trade from each others’ exhibitions, the opening and closing hours were different, leading to more than a little confusion from the Spanish visitors, who came early evening to find the Lifestyle Expo well and truly shut!

In this time of crisis and uncertainty, running such a show as the Lifestyle Expo was always going to be bold move. Even if free admission had been on offer, with so few exhibitors; a lack of activities for children; a poorly devised advertising campaign that promised much more than it delivered and an underpowered PA system that was unable to inform the visiting public of the various events as they happened, this was a disappointment for many visitors, especially compared to the early years of the show, which for the first two years was organised and promoted privately, with RTN being the Media Partners, under the Homes and Gardens banner and the third year being organised and promoted by RTN.

By Jan Gamm RYANAIR’S CEO, the flamboyant and frequently outspoken Michael O’Leary, has slammed the Volcanic Ash Advisory Centre with accusations of creating an ‘unnecessary no fly zone’ during April’s volcanic ash crisis that cost his airline an estimated £50 million.

“I don’t mind paying passengers’ right to care when it is our fault. But if it is not our fault and some stupid regulator or government has closed down airspace, because some idiot in a basement in the Met Office in London spills coffee over the map of Europe and produces a big black cloud, we shouldn’t be paying for your right to care!

“They made a complete dog’s balls of it, yet passed this cost onto the airlines.

We paid compensation for their mismanagement and incompetence,” said Mr

O’Leary to the Telegraph, adding: “It’s absurd that your travel insurance company pays out nothing because it’s an act of God and therefore is excluded from the policy, yet the poor old airline pays for your seven or four extra days of holidays in the Canary Islands at a cost far in excess of the €30 that you paid us.”

Ryanair recently announced that customers will face higher baggage charges in July and August, when customers will be required to pay £20 for their first checked-in bag and £50 for their second; doubled from £25: O’Leary insists this is a move to discourage passengers from carrying unnecessary amounts of baggage on short breaks. Spanish tourism is also suffering the unwelcome effects of volcanic ash on profits at the start of the summer season. On Tuesday, Ryanair’s net profits were declared to be £303.5 million.

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THE PRESTIGIOUS blue flag award, guaranteeing the cleanliness of coastal zones, has been awarded to 521 beaches and 84 marinas in Spain. This is an increase of 34 locations since last year. The announcement was made at a press conference last Wednesday, given by the Association of Environmental Consumer Education (ADEAC). More than 40,000 samples were taken from 1,643 beaches in order to test for contamination. ADEAC concluded that in 90 percent of cases, the quality of the seawater is “very good”. The blue flag award also attests to the cleanliness, security, accessibility, life-saving services and disabled access facilities on the beach.

New trend sees less unemployment

THE MINISTRY of Employment has released figures showing that unemployment fell by 76,223 during May, for the second consecutive month. The number of registered unemployed people in Spain now stands at 4,066,202. Statistics show that on the whole, during the past year unemployment has gone up by 12.3 percent, which equates to 446,063. Figures also show that more people are contributing to the social security system.

Torrevieja’s Municipal Sports Schools honoured

by Brandon Keith TORREVIEJA IS experiencing a bumper year when it comes to sports. Apart from the trials and tribulations of the Football Club, new and exciting sports facilities have been built including additional football, rugby, cricket, tennis, paddle and squash courts while numbers of those signing up to play for the Municipal Sports teams now numbers over 4,000, with that number sure to rise in the Autumn with the new facilities on offer.

Apart from the rise in participants, Torrevieja’s teams have also been making a name for themselves in national and regional competitions and to mark their achievements, the Town Hall staged a very special event in the Teatro Municipal Auditorium. On Friday 21 May 2010, 300 children, their coaches, parents and friends were invited to the theatre as a tribute to the athletes of the Municipal Sports Schools, whom have achieved remarkable results and success in Spanish, Provincial and Autonomous competitions.

The mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández Mateo, was present accompanied on stage by the Councillor for Sports, Daniel Plaza, councilors Joaquín Albaladejo, Dolon Eduardo, José Antonio Sánchez, Eduardo Gil, Pilar González, Agustina Estevez, Tomas Arenas, the delegate José Manuel Pizana plus Socialist Spokesman Manuel Vera and councillors Maria Jesús Díaz, M ª Luisa Zafra and Guadalupe Diaz. The Major and Snr. Plaza thanked all those who had participated in this sporting year and heralded the opening of the new sports city complex which they hope will further the quality of sporting achievements within the city.

The crowd gathered in the town hall

Each one of the invited teams was called on stage to receive commemorative medals from the distinguished guests The simple, well run and by any standards, a rapid but effective ceremony honoured all those that achieved success this year including in-line Hockey, Judo, Athletics, Swimming, Rowing, Handball, Basketball, Futsal, Football, Rugby, Tennis and Cycling. The only notable absentee was the Infant Handball Team, trained by Carlos Griñán who could not collect their medals as they were contesting the Spanish Championship in Ciudad Real.

Daniel Plaza, Torrevieja’s Councillor for Sports, noted that this year, full use had been made of the new Pavilion Cecilio Gallego (with the Blue Roof), the Artificial Grass Football Fields, newly resurfaced Athletics Track, the Municipal Pool and

the Palacio de Deportes Infanta Cristina while in the next few weeks, welcome additions shall be operational, including the new football fields, rugby pitch, tennis and squash courts, cricket facilities all of which bid well for the future development of player’s careers and social life, due to the municipal sports schools.

Further to this, during the summer, Torrevieja will also be staging an International Rugby Sevens Tournament, the newly inaugurated Torrevieja Cup, a football competition for all junior age categories, International Waterpolo, a summer football skills week, swimming classes, football sala tournament in La Mata and many other smaller competitions, all helping to raise the stature of the City of Salt in the world of Spanish sporting centres.

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Band of brothers

by Jack Trouhgton

FORMER WORLD champion ‘Terrible’ Tim Witherspoon is the latest big name boxer to climb into the ring at a Costa Blanca gym.

Javea’s Sparta Gym is fast earning a reputation in the boxing fraternity – it was officially opened by legendary heavyweight Earnie Shavers – and Witherspoon arrived unannounced to check out the facilities.

Twice lifting a belt as a World heavyweight champion, Tim was a sparring partner for Muhammad Ali as he trained to fight Larry Holmes – and it was Ali who gave the 52-year-old his nickname. And Shavers fits in the golden age of heavyweight boxing as the ‘Black Destroyer’ – famed for having the hardest punch in history and who narrowly lost a World title fight against Ali in 1977.

It was Shavers’ nephew who introduced Terrible Tim to the Javea boxing and fitness club owned by former professional boxer Steve Williams.

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Witherspoon, who successfully defended his eighties title in London against Frank Bruno in front of a 60,000 crowd, would eventually take on promoter Don King in a legal fight over the share of prize money and later settled out of court.

However, in the Sparta ring he enjoyed a sparring session with Steve’s son Zak and other boxers – but the owner himself missed meeting the star because he was back in Scotland.

Tim in the ring with Beverley and Zak Williams

“It was such a shame to miss Tim,” said Steve. “I did chat to him on the ‘phone but sadly I was back in Glasgow.

“It was a surprise visit, we didn’t know they were coming but Zak enjoyed a sparring session in the ring.”

Both Terrible Tim and the Black Destroyer have promised to return to

Unbeatable value to watch FC Torrevieja this season

By Brandon Tejedor WITH FC Torrevieja’s most disruptive season since their formation behind them, the Directors of the club have made a couple of bold decisions to try and give the club some stability for next season. With Sports and Media Management Inc now stepping to one side and looking to sell whatever it is they claim to ‘own’, the club has announced its season ticket prices for the next campaign and new management decisions. The intension is clear; to make watching local football accessible to everyone, preferring to put bums on seats and fill the stadium, rather than charging high admission prices.

The other major initiative has been to promote former manager Soto to the position of Director General, giving him the responsibility for all matters relating to the club’s finances and liaising between the club and the Town Council.

In a courageous move, season ticket prices have been slashed by 70%, a move that will be welcomed by many supporters who are struggling with Javea – and Steve is delighted Sparta the current economic crisis. and the region’s beaches and roads are Those that move first will also becoming such a hit with both former benefit from further savings and current fighters looking for a work- with the price for ground out. “It is fantastic for us and the area. season tickets set at €30 for the Ernie is about to be installed in box- first 500 applicants, the second ing’s hall of fame and has promised us 500 will be sold at €40 each a memento of the occasion.”

with the price thereafter being €50, or around three euros a game, which is an unbeatable price for any club to offer at this level.

For those that prefer the ‘posh’ seats, the price for tribuna (VIP) has been reduced to €80, with match day prices set at ten euros for male adults, five euros for ladies and senior citizens while children under 16-years of age can enter free. It’s an unprecedented bid to try and return the numbers of supporters back up into the thousands rather than the hundreds. Nobody will be receiving a free ride this season. All directors and officials will be required to purchase two tickets each and for the first time, players will also have to purchase tickets for home games or take advantage of the superb season ticket offers! Season tickets are available from the Torry Army office in San Luis and the club hopes to achieve what many thought impossible; to make football affordable to everyone.

The objective is to fill the stadium once again and with your support, the Vincente Garcia can return to its formidable fortress status it enjoyed in seasons past while the push for promotion with the right squad is very much the focus for the coming season.

An ill wind

By Jack Troughton CONSERVATIONISTS ARE undertaking emergency repairs to save one of the Marina Alta’s historic windmills overlooking Javea.

Xabia Viva Association has agreed to provide the labour to carry out the work while Javea Town Hall will provide materials and insurance for the workmen.

The windmills on La Plana date back to the 17th Century and overlook the town. The construction said to be in danger of collapse is owned by the local authority.

The remaining windmills are in private hands although they are all situated within the Montgo Natural Park. In time the conservation group hopes to refurbish all the mills.

Four die as fireworks factory explodes

Four people have died, and another was critically injured, in an explosion at a fireworks factory in Benacazón, Sevilla. All those to die were workers at the Vigen de las Nieves plant and lived locally in the village with a population of some 6,200. All were aged under 45 and with small children.

One of the fatalities was the co-owner of the company. The injured man has burns to 98% of his body and has now been transferred to the specialist burns unit at the Virgen del Rocio Hospital in Sevilla. The blast, at 1pm, was of such a force that windows of homes in the village trembled, and the Guardia Civil has taped off the area considering that additional explosions could occur.

Healthcare ‘super surgery’ in Guardamar Del Segura THE BRITISH Consulate in Alicante will hold a ‘super surgery’ event on healthcare entitlements in Guardamar del Segura.

Consulate staff will be joined by local charities including Age Concern España, Royal British Legion, HELP, AECC and MABS cancer support group.

The event will be chaired by local campaign group PUMA22 and is designed to clear up doubts over accessing and receiving healthcare in Spain.

The Pensions, Benefits and Healthcare Team

from the British Consulate in Alicante deal with a number of healthcare enquiries daily, coordinating with the UK Department of Health and local Spanish authorities.

The team has organised the ‘super surgery’ as an opportunity for British residents in Spain to access advice from a range of expert sources.

The ‘super surgery’ will begin with a presentation on accessing healthcare in Spain. Consular and Pensions and Benefits and Healthcare Team

representatives will then be available for individual consultations.

EVENT DETAILS PLACE: Casa de la Cultura C/ Colon 60 Guardamar del Segura DATE: Tuesday 15th June 2010, TIME: 12:00 (doors open at 11:00) To reserve your place for the super surgery, please go to: www.ukinspain.fco.gov. uk/opendays If you experience problems booking or do not have internet access, call: 917 146 443.

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Sheffield United Academy so close to victory

by Brandon Keith

IT’S ALWAYS nice to herald a success story from the Costa Blanca and one of those must surely be Robbie Burns and what he has achieved in his two years as Director of Football for the Sheffield United Academy in Spain. Case in point was just last Sunday 30th May, when the boys from Sheffield United made the trip south to the Neuva Cartagena sports centre to participate in a fun football tournament against some very stiff competition. Fielding two makeshift squads at under 12 and under 10 levels, the older Alevin squad always knew they were onto a hiding, as pro-outfits from Real Murcia and Seville led the challenge, with Seville proving too classy for all the other sides and coming out eventual winners on the day, so it was left to the younger team to earn the honours.

As a twist to normal competitions, each game was played over one period of 20 minutes, with no half time or changing of ends. The further twists were that what was planned to be a six-a-side tournament became seven and the teams only had a short break of 10-minutes at the most between games.

Expectations were low for the Torrevieja based Sheffield United

Benjamin team (born in 2000 or 2001) with such formidable local talent as the home team, Real Murcia, Kelme and Almeria to contend with. This season, due to a lack of players to make up a squad at Benjamin level, they did not field a team in this age group, as they required a full squad of at least a dozen players to call upon for a season’s campaign and so SUFC were rank outsiders for the tournament. However, even though they were playing on sand against some excellent opposition, they won all three games on their way to the final and only narrowly lost 2:1 to Real Murcia in the final, in a game they came close to winning.

Robbie Burns was delighted with the result and noted: “This was no mean feat for our Benjamin team, as we only started training together for this competition last week. It’s especially satisfying to see that we have some real talent within our ranks as these boys had never played together before and yet almost beat the favourites, Real Murcia, a junior team run by a professional La Liga football club! If we had played them over the full 50 minutes, I think we could easily have come home champions. I’m proud of them all.” The tournament is now in its eighth year and is more of a fun weekend of activities than a serious tournament. Neuva Cartagena is run by

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Illegal immigrants keep coming

A TOTAL of 87 illegal Moroccan immigrants arrived at Spanish shores in Almería by boat last week. Three boats carrying 41 people were intercepted off the coast of Mojácar and Cabo de Gata last Monday, and a further 46 people were discovered in two more small fishing boats after being spotted approximately 16 miles off the same coastline later in the week.

All immigrants were escorted to shore in Almería, and all are reported to be in good health.

British man’s body found

A dozen nationalities represented within their two teams

a dedicated committee of volunteers, mostly parents of the players, who oversee all tasks from cleaning, to pitch maintenance to serving drinks behind the bar. This weekend was three months in the planning stage and a credit to all involved. The weekend was also an opportunity to raise funds and awareness for the Haiti Earthquake appeal, the Bomberos en Accion (who helped search for survivors in Haiti) plus a featured display from five Air Force

Parachutists, who dropped in specially to present the medals and Trophies.

The parents and volunteers from Neuva Cartagena showed many what can be achieved through teamwork and willpower and both were appreciative of the involvement of a Torrevieja team and the fact that Sheffield United was the only true multicultural team in the tournament, with more than a dozen nationalities represented within their two teams.

SPANISH POLICE believe they have recovered the body of 57-year-old Timothy Moss from Somerset who has been missing from his UK home for six weeks. Moss suffered from Parkinson’s disease, and a huge search effort was set up to try and locate him, including the use of Facebook. Details of the location of the body and the cause of death have yet to be revealed, but the search for Mr Moss has been called off.

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Sceptical about Hypnosis?

By Alan Gilchrist, The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist OVER THE 25 years I have been in practice, I have helped thousands of people overcome their phobias using Fast Track Hypnosis; some very strange ones at that (the phobias not the clients). There have been clients who have had a phobia of clowns; plastic spiders; hair remover; chickens and recently gold, and so on... But last week I had one that tops them all – a phobia of sitting on a warm seat after someone else!

Two women came along to my Belfast Clinic last week for the Gastroband session. As all sessions are private and individual, I took the first client and did the session then the next one came in and casually tested the leather chair with her hand. Because it was warm from her friend’s session, she wouldn’t sit down until it had cooled! I wonder how she would do over here?!

She is now in sessions to overcome it.

As regards the Fast Track Hypnosis Gastroband sessions (as well as the Stop Smoking) it’s simply going from

strength to strength over here in sunny Spain. Tracy Allen, Director of the Sophia Health and Wellness Centre in Cabo Roig can take up the story: “Well I was sceptical about Hypnosis and whether it really worked. When Alan was here, the number of people who came to see him and their reactions and comments after their sessions at the Centre got me thinking, ‘Mmmm.... maybe there is something in it’.

I always eat very healthily and exercise every day but you can say that I like my food and my portions... so talking to Alan and looking at his website, I thought I would try it; and try it I did, two weeks ago.

“I was hypnotised for the Fast Track Gastroband session, and Alan also included the Laser therapy as well. I was aware of everything around me throughout; actually thought I was in hospital having the procedure. After the 30 minute session, Alan gave me a CD to play every night (very relaxing). Well the next day my body was telling me to eat all that food BUT my head was saying NO!! The first week I lost 2lbs and the second week I lost a further 2lbs. I now think very differently about food and eat very little compared to before. I simply

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Alan Gilchrist The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist

can’t believe this only took one session; I’m amazed. I would recommend anybody to try it, but to make it even more effective to exercise regularly 3 – 4 times a week to help the metabolism and tone those muscles to make your body look good and feel great with the weight loss (Alan puts it into the session to do just that).

It has been so successful for me that lots of my own clients are now using the Fast Track Weight Control Session or the Fast Track Gastroband in conjunction with their regular exercise regime at the centre, where I can monitor their ongoing progress.”

For more information on the Sophia Health and Wellness Centre you can ring Tracy on 965 322 863 or visit her web site www.sophiawellness.com Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardarmar, and Benidorm and is also the Creator of the Stop Smoking in under 30 minutes Fast Track System that others are now trying to copy.

For an appointment, brochure, or free -ofcharge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408 or visit www.alangilchrist.com or www.hypnosiscostablanca.com www.thegastroband.com

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Jennifer Cunningham y Asociados S.L.

by Jennifer Cunningham The Costas leading insurance consultant

Understanding the meaning of pre conditions IN THE past I have often written about the implications of pre conditions. Firstly, let me explain exactly what this means.

When you complete questionnaires for varies insurance policies, i.e. life; travel; critical illness and health, there will always be questions similar to the following, which need to include the date and year of treatment: Have you ever undergone surgery or been admitted to a hospital, or do you currently suffer any type of illness, congenital or otherwise, are you currently on any medication and state reason why.

When was your last visit to the doctor and are you having any ongoing treatment or tests.

When your questionnaire is submitted to the underwriters, they will then assess the risk and confirm their acceptance either with no exclusions, direct consequences of special clause, or not a viable risk, in which case cover would be refused or in the case of travel, pay an extra premium...

Private Health Insurance is not the equivalent of the National Health Service or as it’s known in Spain ‘the Social Security’, in which everything is covered regardless, providing that you have the correct paperwork in place and you are entitled to

it. A private company cannot possibly offer a similar cover to a state run scheme.

It would mean that all the other clients would have to pay an increase on their premium. For example, Asssa would not be able to offer the Age you Join is the Age you Stay, and they are one of the few companies who can give you this offer and also include the Guaranteed for Life.

I really cannot reiterate enough how important those words are. So many Companies, should you have a serious illness or condition, and let’s be honest Cancer is one of them, which seems unfortunately to be on the increase, could refuse to renew your policy at the termination of treatment.

This leaves you with a pre existing condition that obviously no other company will want to touch. Should it reoccur, you could find yourself in dire straights having to pay for treatment.

We have all heard about people in this position having to sell their houses at a ridiculous price to be able to afford ongoing treatment. As I have often explained before, all health companies in Spain have an ‘indisputability period’. Asssa have only one year; other companies have two or even three years, meaning that during this period, an illness can be challenged as being

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pre existing to your taking out the policy, BUT this is based on your doctor’s medical report. Despite what you are told to the contrary, this period of time has to be fully explained by your agent.

Unfortunately we do have clients who become very angry when told that the illness they have is pre existing to taking out the policy and probably not covered: they then wish to make an immediate cancellation stating the policy is useless to them.

However, as I have personally found out by being in hospital twice ( nothing related to my diabetes) both times with very serious illnesses, and as we diabetics know, when you are ill it throws your sugar levels completely out of sync, this however has to be treated by the hospital as part of the ongoing illness.

So, please remember that just because a pre existing condition may not be covered, there are thousands of illnesses that are.

I just wish to go back to my recent articles and ask you to please read your General Conditions Book; your brochure; your private conditions document; where your cover is explained fully to you, and if you are at all unsure, I employ a full time Administrator for my Asssa clients in the Javea office, Mandy, who is well informed

and there to help my valued clients in any way. Sometimes all that is needed is to listen when someone is worried about undergoing treatment; this is an extra service which my company offers and its especially helpful when living in a different country. So if you have any queries or require information please contact one of my offices, but with regards to health or funerals, contact Mandy.

On the 22nd May the company celebrated their first marriage; the only thing wrong with this wonderful event was that it took place in Rumania, maybe a place where one would not consider travelling too. However I, along with a number of staff from the company, joined Flor and Rares in celebrating this special day, and what a day it was: see the separate article.

As always the PCN charity is holding a number of events over the next two weeks and by visiting their web site you can find a full update www.paulcunninghamnurses.com This weekend there will be a fun day at the Hotel Corazon Quesada Golf, which will be a great day out for everyone regardless of age. In the evening enjoy live entertainment with a lovely BBQ, outside on the beautiful terrace.

Jennifer Cunningham y Asociados S.L. The Costas leading insurance consultant. If you have a question please email her at: jennifer@jennifercunningham.net Regulated and Authorised by the DGSFP in Spain.

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Talking Spanish We are a group of people who meet in small groups or in pairs to converse for about 2 hours: 1 hour in Spanish and 1 hour in English.

There are more Spanish who want to learn English than English who want to improve their Spanish, so if any of your readers want to practice their Spanish, could they contact me on the email below.

Thanks, Geoff Rose geoff_rose@yahoo.com

PUMA22

On behalf of PUMA22 I would like to respond to the letter printed in your last week’s edition (544) from Genoveva Cassar.

In her letter Ms Cassar refers to an alleged alliance between PUMA22 and CLARO. Where Ms Cassar came by this misinformation I do not know.

In order to put the record straight, PUMA22 would like it to be known that we have no alliance whatsoever with CLARO, or indeed any other Political Party. PUMA22 has the sole aim of improving the provision of health care within Medical Area 22.

Should ANY organisation, or individual, wish to support us in our aims, then of course we would welcome such support. PUMA22 has never, and will never endorse, any Political Party.

Bill Bridges, PUMA22

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Not another one

Regarding your story about lack of crossings in Cabo Roig... I would just like to mention that I live in a small road (Calle San Sebastian en La Mata) and we have just been given, very generously, by the council, THREE zebra crossings within 400 metres, which I believe were not asked for. I suggest that the council scrapes the paint from at least two of these crossings and pastes it in place over the N332 in Cabo Roig, where it IS needed. Mike

Strongly disagree GOOD MORNING. I strongly disagree with the tone of your front page article ‘Costa Prisoner’. Well done the Judge who is upholding a legal document which Laura Jeremy was happy to sign at some point. It was mentioned that she has a close knit and loving family but surely the 2 people who love the children the most are the Mother and the Father.

In fairness to her, she does not say that she has a problem with the Father seeing the children therefore one assumes that he is a good father. It is her choice to go back and study; why should the father be penalised for her wishes?

Before anyone starts shouting at me through your columns, I am writing as a divorced mother of 2 but I never took my children more than 30/40 minutes away from their father. It was we who divorced: neither of us divorced the children and I always

said that no matter how many legal documents divided the parents, both parents loved the children and our children loved us both.

I want to know by what supreme right does this mother think that she has priority over the father?

Why should he not have ready access to his children? How would she feel if the boot were on the other foot? I would say the same on her behalf if that was the case.

No, I’m afraid your ‘heart rending’ story just won’t wash. If she wants to go, she can go, but those unique children are the result of the union between the mother and father and they have equal rights. No other members of the family can ever replace these two.

I am so pleased that at least one Judge has recognised this and I hope more follow in his footsteps.

Regards, Diana Chabris

Well done Alfaz council

A few weeks ago I wrote to you about the state of the streets in Albir due to dog fouling; a letter which you printed. I have to speak well of Alfaz council as I notice doggy stations appearing round Albir. Though there are no doggy ‘poo bags’ in them yet, it is a great move forward. Thank you RTN, John Cooper

In support Re: Costa Prisoner I WISH Laura and the children the best of luck and hope this situation will be resolved soon. Laura has coped amazingly with the things life has thrown at her, and shows the determination and strength of someone twice her age.

Laura wants to return to England to be with her family for emotional support

and for her and her children to continue in the family environment they were accustomed to before her family left Spain. This situation is not about claiming benefits and getting free housing; it’s about 2 beautiful children who deserve to be with their family who can give them the best upbringing possible.

R Scully

Being vigilant with taxi Here I go again re: letter regarding local taxi fare dispute.

Until now I have made the much publicised journey from the Bay at La Cala to Las Azaleas, Tramauntana and have been overcharged, as much as €5.50. What the hell are those people trying to get away with?

I am taking a somewhat vigilante attitude towards this ongoing situation and will now pay only what I think is a fair price per distance travelled, i.e. €3.79 to €4.25 and no more.

I notice this week that the relevant taxi charges have been brought to press attention. So please let them know I am having no more of this: my thoughts are clear and if it means their having to take action against me - bring it on.

Someone has to stop these odd taxi scam drivers and I will bring them down to size no matter what their arrogant system of charging, which they seem to be getting away with. Police involvement will not bother me: I am entitled to defend my own rights.

I never came here to subsidise local corrupt taxi company tariffs. Let’s get this sorted once and for all please; if not, pass it on to someone who can take this to a conclusion. Graham

Two birds, one stone I think I can kill two birds with one stone: In issue 554, Ron Kerry refers to Wayne Rooney and James Milner refusing to join the England team in singing ‘God Save the Queen’. Has he considered the fact that Messrs Rooney and Co probably don’t know the words in the first place?!

Brian Clarance writes that he was charged for ketchup in a Dutch establishment. I lived and worked in Holland for ten years and speak the language. He obviously, like many people, does not know Holland and its folk. This is normal behaviour...for the Dutch.

Gary Palmer, Altea

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Golf thief We will miss... not a lot EIGHT OF us decided to play golf at Villaitona - Campo Poniente, in Benidorm, splitting into two ‘fourballs’. We enjoyed the first half of the course and the first fourball reached the tenth tee, where we decided to watch our friends tee off at the ninth to see they could do any better than us (as we had made a mess of it).

At the ninth, you have to park your buggy and take your chosen club round to the tee, leaving the buggies out of sight. It was then that we spotted another person, dressed for golf, behind the buggies, disappearing into a bush. Concerned that he might have been stealing, we checked our own bags where I found my satchel containing car and house keys, wallet and phone was missing. We jumped into our buggy and drove back to see if we could catch the guy.

The man ran up the escarpment and at the top we detained him. As well as taking my satchel, he had taken out money and replaced each wallet back into respective golf bags to delay detection. We summoned a groundsman; the police were contacted and arrived promptly. The gentlemen was then taken into custody and charged. I must thank the golf club for their assistance and hospitality: they provide us with post game refreshments and invited us to play another round as ours had been disrupted. What annoyed us the most was that the thief was British! Regards John Marti

WELL, WE gave it our best for seven years and now we are back in the UK. We’ll miss: The sunshine, the beautiful beaches and our good pals We won’t miss: Smoky dens masquerading as restaurants. The far too many graduates of the Vlad the Impaler school of customer relations.

The all too many alumni of the Evil Knievel School of Motoring. The brick built five foot queue jumping ‘mujers’ bawling force nine inane ‘conversation’ to each other from a metre distance.

The bone freezing winters and gota frias. The preponderance of arrogant ignorance and lack of logic. The ‘flexible’ pricing policy in bars for the Brit (the upward roll of the eyes always

gives it away - just notice next time).

Puchero. Telefonica. We will instead enjoy: the occasional smile from a shop assistant, the restaurant menu that does not routinely include merluza; hake; rape; bacalau; pechuga de pollo; calamares; macaroni (you could write them yourself). The ability to buy almost anything without going out of the house or quoting an NIE number As I say, we gave it our best shot but now I hope that that those Spaniards who cost my wife and I stress, grief and lots of money whilst trying to make a decent life in Spain, subside into the financial ordure they are headed for and oh so richly deserve.

Chris P Bacon

A would be carpetbagger

SARAH FERGUSON - (a would-be carpetbagger but still titled: ‘Duchess of York’, revealing herself yet again as a toffee-nosed, plum-in-the mouth edition of a gawk! Her personal extravagances incurred colossal debt, with her credit facilities long exhausted. She got set up and recorded trying to capitalise on a social introduction to the prince; an insufficient £27,000 stuffed in her drawers and needing some alternatives to hawk! Neil Burman, San Miguel De Salinas

Dumber & Dumber Fergie and Andy – born with silver/gold spoons in their mouths – removed from the real World that ordinary people live in – distasteful and disgraceful. Was it right for

the main media man in the UK, an Australian, to allow this to happen? – well yes and no. Dumber and Dumber should be exposed but should the Australian have so much power in the UK – questionable.

Darryll, Quesada

Lack of police manpower I WAS shocked to read in Tuesday´s edition of ‘Informacion’ (trying to brush up my Spanish!) an article regarding the General Workers´ Union (UGT), ‘big discontentment’ at the lack of police manpower in Orihuela and Orihuela Costa; there is less police manpower now than there was in 2007.

While reading this article my thoughts immediately turned to the local Neighbourhood Watch Association. Surely they must be aware of this fact? Why are they not taking action or campaigning for more police cover here on the coast? I believe from my friend, who is a member of Neighbourhood Watch, that they and the police work closely together – is this not the case?

Everyone is aware how long we (residents in

Orihuela Costa) have been waiting for more police cover and even more so for the emergency service centre. Not one brick has been laid! Again more ‘promises’ the governing PP party has not fulfilled.

Back to the Neighbourhood Watch Association, who on the whole do a really good job, but what are they doing regarding the lack of police manpower?

I would like to think, and I am sure many others too after reading this – or reading the article in ‘Informacion’ dated 18th May for themselves, that perhaps the Chairman of the Neighbourhood Watch Association would take this matter up with Mr. Stefan Prokoppa, who is responsible and takes care of foreign residents here on the coast. According to a reliable source, the Chairman certainly has

Travel plans?

READING YOUR acticle on the new Sports Centre, it says that the City of Torrevieja expects to receive more tourists now this new Sports Centre will be available. Has anyone given thought to the fact that there is no public transport to Torrevieja (City) from Alicante and Murcia Airports? Carol Wilder

sufficient opportunity to address this issue, taking into consideration how many official functions he receives invitations to in Orihuela as a guest of the PP party. Oh sorry - I have mentioned them yet again! Not only does the Chairman receive invitations to various functions but his position also allows him to take a seat right behind the dignatories! Are all these noble and fine invitations making the Chairman complacent, I ask myself?

Are other members of the Neighbourhood Watch Association invited to the same functions for their hard work?

I will now close and I still remain very hopeful that we soon receive the police manpower and the emergency services centre we have been promised and desperately need!

Edith Wood, La Florida

Thank you from TAABS

On behalf of Cathy Carson, TAABS and friends may I thank everyone who attended the concert at the New Asturias at Punta Prima.

The concert, held in aid of Afghan Heroes, raised more than €600. Thanks also to all the people who helped behind the scenes to make the night a great success and to Carlos and his staff at the New Asturias. For more details on any TAABS events see www.cathy-carson.com or Tel 666 180 118.

Sandy Rush, TAABS

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Nothing new for the Dutch Re: Price of ketchup. Unlike the English, the Dutch have never had the habit of taking condiments such as mustard, ketchup or mayonnaise with their dishes. It was not until the 1960’s, when snack-bars and cafeterias started selling (paper bags of) French fries, meatballs and many other snack types, that the Dutch started using mayonnaise and other condiments. As a matter of taste, some people ate their fries plain; others (the larger part) with mayonnaise.

It was also in those days that restaurants started serving French fries with their main courses instead of boiled or baked potatoes, and people

started asking for mayonnaise or ketchup in restaurants.

Since the Dutch - even at home - hardly ever used condiments like mustard with their main course, snack-bars and restaurants found it completely normal to charge their customers for ‘extras’ like mayonnaise, ketchup, etc. and are doing so today.

So, for us Dutch: nothing new, no ‘trend’ and nothing disgraceful. For the English: in the year 2010 it should no longer come as a surprise that some countries indeed have habits that do not comply with the English standard.

Rob van de Ruit, Ciudad Quesada

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UK inflation impacts the Costas Jean Orellana AN ANALYSIS of over 1 million British customers’ habits by insurance giant Aviva reveals Spain to be still the No.1 choice for holidaying Brits. Benefits to the tourist trade are, however, likely to be offset by the effects of Britain’s inflation rate. The UK’s Consumer Price Index (CPI) figure of 3.7% is several times higher than the economies of Europe.

SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS Germany’s rate at 1% is welcome news for Spain’s hoteliers and its leisure industry, where the inflation rate in Spain is 1.5% lower than that of France and Belgium. Britain’s woes are compounded by an across the board wage freeze; rising unemployment; cuts in working hours and pay.

Spain is already re-thinking its tourism strategy to attract a greater diversity of visitors and to encourage their interest in regions other than the traditional hotspots along Spain’s Mediterranean coastline.

Remembering Spanish troupes THEIR MAJESTIES the King and Queen of Spain presided over an Armed Forces Day ceremony in Badajoz last week. The event was designed to pay tribute to those who have given their lives for Spain. The Prince and Princess of Asturias, the President of the Regional Government of Andalusia, the Minister of

Defence and the Mayor of Badajoz also attended, together with other civil and military dignitaries.Units from all three armed forces and the Guardia Civil took part in the act. A highlight of the tribute was an army paratrooper who jumped from an aeroplane carrying the Spanish flag, which was then raised in the square.

Argentine Tango for Lady in Red

The happy couple with friends and family

STUNNING ARGENTINEAN Flor, a Jennifer Cunningham staff member, married Romanian sweetheart Rares last week in Brasov, in a romantic Romanian mountain setting. Both Flor and Rares live and work in Javea, where they met and fell in love.

Javea staff members flew to Bucharest to celebrate Flor and Rares’ nuptials and also to take the opportunity to enjoy a weekend in Romania.

Unfortunately it was pouring with rain on the day of the wedding. Taxis reluctantly tackled the uphill, narrow and cobbled road to a small pension and guests hastily purchased umbrellas and comfortable shoes before walking to the town hall for the civil ceremony.

The bridal couple looked stunning and after the ceremony, during a break in the rain, there were photographs, champagne and cake, followed by a blessing at the Orthodox Church. A moving and joyful event ended with the happy couple being showered with rice on leaving the church.

The reception, with typically enthusiastic Romanian dancing, drinking and eating, continued until nearly four in the morning. Flor and her new husband performed a magnificent Tango, bringing Argentina into the evening. Flor had managed a quick change from her beautiful wedding gown, and wore a stunning red dress.

The dance was both passionate and

professional, the result of a great deal of practice in Javea!

The next day the Jennifer Cunningham party went off to visit ‘Dracula’s castle’ before enjoying lunch in the magnificent Brasov town square, where all the shops were open, along with elegant bars and cafes.

The three hour drive back to Bucharest was uneventful albeit uncomfortable in dated transport, the beautiful scenery somewhat spoiled by ugly factories; a reminder of the old regime of the communist government circa twenty years ago.

The staff of Jennifer Cunningham and RTN would like to wish Flor and Rares every happiness in their future together.

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El Plantio management defends new project

by Louise Clarke THE PRESIDENT of the Ferry Group, Manuel Ferry Sánchez has defended the new golf, sports and hotel complex, which he announced exclusively to RTN two weeks ago. In an unprecedented move, the President along with his son, Manuel Ferry Ruiz, hastily called a meeting to explain how their new project will benefit not only the economy of the region but also the tourism, and will increase employment in the area.

Señor Ferry Sánchez was responding directly to criticism in the Spanish press about the need for such a vast project in these times of economic uncertainty. He told RTN: “We felt it necessary to explain fully the new project as it is nothing more than a positive plan for the province of Alicante.” He continued: “The Green Valley project will not only create jobs; it will also boost tourism.”

He directly answered criticism that the project would be using land that could be better utilised. He said: “The land that the course and hotel will be built on is un-farmable and useless rustic land. It has gone to ruin and will not be

suitable for anything other than a golf course.

“The plans for building on that land are low density. We are not talking whole urbanisations with hundreds of houses; just a few apartments and a hotel. If the project doesn’t go ahead, the land will stay like that for many more years to come and what is the sense in that? Why not make something worthwhile of it and at the same time boost the local economy?”

LOCAL WILDLIFE

The ‘pay and play’ course will be open to every golfer of any handicap and will create 250 permanent jobs; 25 of which to be offered to people with disabilities. There will also be 500 more jobs created for the construction of the hotel, football facilities and apartments.

Señor Ferry Sánchez added: “The City Hall of Alicante has classed this land as ‘unurbanisable’ so why not use the land to generate jobs and create an attraction for tourists and sports people from all over the World? This is a good project for Alicante.”

As well as creating employment and boosting tourism, the President hopes to promote and further increase local wildlife. He produced a

document stating that since the opening of El Plantio Golf Course, the numbers of different species of plant life, birds, insects and wild animals in the area has tripled.

POSITIVE

The body behind the report, La Fundacion Internacional la Proteccion de los Animales (FIPARM), studied the amount of species in the area before the golf course was constructed and again in 2008 and found that there were 114 species of plant life, birds, insects and animals, compared to just 42 in 1990. The Ferry Family says that this report proves that a golf course on that barren land would be beneficial to local wildlife.

Señor Ferry Sánchez’s son, Manuel Ferry Ruiz said: “All the City Hall’s technical officers have studied the environmental impact studies and passed favourable findings to the authorities in both Alicante and Valencia, both of whom unanimously passed the project.”

The company also produced positive water sustainability reports and gave details on how they will catch rainwater and pass it through a state of the art water treatment plant so that

Señor Manuel Ferry Sánchez

the water can be used for drinking water as well as for the upkeep of the golf course.

Señor Ferry Sánchez concluded: “The whole course will be self sustainable. Let the critics complain but be assured that the Ferry Group will make this a positive project for the Province of Alicante.”

Muslim women told how to dress LLEIDA CITY council have voted overwhelmingly in favour of banning women from wearing face-covering scarves or ‘burkas’ in public buildings. Councillor Maria Rosa Ball explained the council’s view that the burka is a symbol of discrimination against women that makes them ‘invisible’. Lleida is the first Spanish city to adopt this measure, which was passed with 23 votes in favour, one against and two abstentions. The new ruling won’t have very far-reaching implications though, as only 3 percent of women in the city are Muslim, and only a few of them wear the burka.

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Rapid Painting getting better and better

by Brandon Keith TORREVIEJA’S RAPID Painting Competition has grown from a small, fun event to one that attracts artists from all over Spain.

The concept is simple: arrive with painting supplies and blank canvas, paint your subject and return before the designated time with your finished work, to be in line for a prize.

The 18th edition of the event was held on Sunday 30th May. 41 artists hit the streets, milling around the Cultural Centre, the waterfront and the churches. (They could not go further afield in the time allowed).

The winner, Alfonso Arauzo Gonzalez, from Burgos, won €2,000 and a trophy for his painting using a minimalist combina-

tion of shades, painted from a vantage point just outside of the Virgen del Carmen Cultural Centre. Second was Paul Ruben Lopez, winning €1,200 for his painting of the Paseo Vista Alegre. Third (and also the local award), went to Isabel Herrero Ballester, taking home €800 for her interpretation of the bells on the side of the Church of the Immaculate Conception. Although there were fewer entries this year, the standard was considerably higher.

THIS YEAR’S JUDGES Victor García Villalgordo (painter and sculptor) Ferran Gisbert Carbonell (the artist who won the 2010 edition of Torrevieja’s

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The winning painting

Young Painter’s Prize) Marco Andrés Gil Witko (artist) Mar Garcia Torregrosa, Director of Torrevieja’s Municipal School of Painting

A total of 21 paintings, including the winning pieces, are on display in the exhibition room of the Virgen del Carmen until Sunday 6th June.

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Success for RTN Golf Society Competition

by Louise Clarke NEARLY 30 golfers took part in last week’s RTN Alicante Golf Society Championship, held at Alicante Golf in Sant Joan, close to the city.

The event was organised by RTN’s very own ‘Golf Guru’ Noel Eastwell and was kindly sponsored by Bay Radio, Fast Fit Tyres, the Bodegas Seleccion and the Hotel Castilla, which overlooks the stunning golf course at Alicante Golf.

The ‘Nearest the Pin’ competitions were sponsored by the hotel and Fast Fit Tyres and were won by Brian Norbury and David Wright, who both play for Levante Golf Society. In third place was the Bay Radio ‘B’ Team made up of Aron Woodhams, Pete Beard and Peter Wilkie. Second Place went to Noel’s team, which was the Bay Radio ‘A’ Team and consisted of Noel himself and RTN’s Golf Factor’s Team South; Natasha Woodhams and Max Beard.

CONSISTENCY The victors (RTN is very proud to be writing this - and no it wasn’t a fix!) were the RTN Team, consisting of Charlie Little (one half of RTN’s Golf Factor Team South), Harry Oakley and Edgar Alonso. Charlie, who at 15 is highly competitive, was delighted to win the two day event, his second tournament victory since being coached by Noel.

He told RTN: “I am so happy. I had a good first day and scored 44 points but I missed a couple of easy putts on the second day. Fortunately, my team-mate Edgar also had a great round on the second day and so that helped with the team’s overall performance.

“Harry had a couple of bad holes on the second day, but he still played well and they both were great guys to play with.

The course was in excellent condition and the greens were really smooth.”

Clay pigeon shooting in Elche TORREVIEJA’S BONILLA Beatriz Alvarez has been selected by the Spanish National Team for the World Championship LXXIV Shooting Competition, involving 700 national and international

sharpshooters. The competition offers a total of €180,000 in prize money. Beatriz Bonilla is participating in all the competitions which will run until 5th June at the facility.

The winners with Noel Eastwell (third from left)

Noel was delighted with the success of the event, which he hopes to repeat annually, and praised the generosity of Alicante Golf, who also donated free golf fees for the three winning teams.

Noel added: “It was good to see Charlie playing so well. His consistency and dedication showed how much he has grown as a golfer in the last few months and ‘Nats’ had a fantastic competition and performed spectacularly and as a result reduced her handicap by 10 shots over the two days.”

Summer scheme for young people A FURTHER initiative to increase awareness of the Torrevieja La Mata Natural parks was announced this week in the form of a summer activity scheme for young people as part

of the 2010 campaign, Estiu Instituto Valenciano de Youth (IVAJ). This summer’s focus is on the discovery and restoration of historical elements of the traditional salt industry and will

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RTN READER and Torrevieja businessman Steve Hall is well known to many in expat Spain but he won’t be around for the next few months as he has set off to cycle to all the 92 football league clubs in England and Wales between May and September!

Why is he doing this? His aim is very clear. He told RTN this week: “I want to help to raise awareness for the World’s 45 million refugees. I am not looking to raise money: I am simply focused on raising the level of awareness for this huge global issue.

“During the summer of 2009 I started to help my great friend and former professional footballer Bjorn Heidenstrom on his mission to cycle from Oslo to South Africa to raise awareness of these 45 million refugees who have no home and little hope. His chosen partner is the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Bjorn has just arrived in SA after 10 months cycling through Europe/Africa.”

How does he raise awareness? Simple: he collects shirts from all the clubs he visits and encourages those he can’t reach to forward their shirt. They will be sewn together to form the World’s biggest ever shirt which will be on display during the World Cup in South Africa this summer.

The Guinness Book of Records has been advised and Steve and Bjorn have already received massive support from FIFA, UEFA and hundreds of clubs from the VERY biggest (Barcelona, Valencia Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool etc) to the most humble level 7 clubs in hamlets in deepest Latvia.

He continues, “I feel that I have been blessed in life and aside from surviving a few ex-wives and a few health scares over the past twenty years, life has been sweet. I have been moved by Bjorn’s mission and so I have

taken up the challenge to raise awareness of the mammoth task that exists for refugees everywhere. There are 45 million - they outnumber the population of Spain!

I am NOT looking to raise money.

That is NOT what the UNHCR wants.

My aim is to create awareness.

Steve has now hit the road and is now on day 12 of his epic trip. He has now visited 7 grounds and was just leaving Watford’s Vicarage Road when we spoke. “Only 85 to go!” he quipped!

If you’d like to become involved, meet with Steve, supply a shirt, help with the logistics, introduce him to local media, TV, radio, newspapers, provide a bed for the night or a bottle of water, all and any help would be appreciated. This is where YOU come in!

Steve continues, “We need shirts.

New; old; worn; torn! It does not matter. We just need shirts in numbers.

Please find one, sign it and get your friends/team-mates to sign it and send it off to the address below. Finally, please do the most simple thing - tell your friends about this project and visit www.theshirt2010.co.uk .

Send them an email, send them a text or contact your friends on Facebook, Twitter etc. If they are not e-savvy tell them to follow me on RTN” Steve will be updating RTN bi-weekly and we look forward to hearing about his journey.

Classic sports cars following the Holy Trail In 2010 three Spanish cities are commemorating their Jubilee; Caravaca de la Cruz, Murcia, Potes, Cantabria, and Santiago de Compostela, Galicia and to celebrate, thirty sports cars will be travelling the 1429 km between the three cities on a regulation rally starting on Sunday June 6 in Caravaca de la Cruz.

The first Holy Places Rally celebrates the fact that of the five cities in the world who have the privilege of holding permanent Jubilees, three are in Spain and these cities will for the first time be linked through this initiative. About thirty vehicles, including several exclusive models, along with ten support vehicles will be there for the drive across the peninsula from South to North and from East to West. The Rally takes place

over six days, over six stages departing from Caravaca de la Cruz (Murcia) on the first Sunday in June and finishing in Santiago de Compostela on Friday June 11th.

The trip will take them through the Monastery Santo Toribio de Liebana, located in the town of Potes (Cantabria) on 9th June. This unique journey has never been done ever before, and coincides with the Jubilee Year of Caravaca de la Cruz and Santiago de Compostela, a coincidence that will not recur for another hundred years! Several drivers are members of the Order of Knights and Ladies of the Camino de Santiago and Brotherhood of the Royal and Illustrious Brotherhood of the Holy and Vera Cruz de Caravaca de la Cruz. Something very different for the Rally diary in 2010.

Two Brits die in air crash A BRITISH man and his son were killed in a light airplane crash in Menorca last Saturday 29th May. The father, 63year-old Bruce Hook, was flying a Beech Baron aircraft in a race with his 26-year-old son, Ian. Bruce was an ex RAF pilot with expert experience. An investigation has been launched by the Spanish Air Safety Agency, AESA, as to why the two appeared to have lost control of the plane.

It exploded upon crashing to the ground and although ambulance crews were already on site, they were not able to save the lives of the two men.

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Castelar Academy, Saturday Club

SATURDAY CLUB AT CASTELAR:

At Castelar Academy within Castelar College in San Pedro Del Pinatar we have the children’s Saturday club held every Saturday morning. There are numerous classes all with around 15 students in each ranging from 3yrs to 14yrs. The classes, where the emphasis is very much on learning English through fun, are rewarding, dynamic and are structured to help children learn the English language through play incorporating role play, songs, activities, stories and games etc, and all children are encouraged to speak English throughout the lessons.

Learning through play, Dynamic Classes where children learn through role play, songs, activities, stories and games and more…

LEVEL 1: Children 3-4 years LEVEL 2: Children 5-6 years LEVEL 3: Children 6-7 years LEVEL 4: Children 8 and older SCHEDULE: Every Saturday from 10:30 to 13:30 Registration Fee: 50.00€ Monthly fee: 70.00€ NEW! Starting in October, children ages 7 and upwards can prepare for the Cambridge exam also on Saturday mornings.

The academy offers all our students the opportunity to enrol for internationally recognised Cambridge exams including: Starters, Movers & Flyers Children under the age of 14 KET (Key English Test) PET (Preliminary English Test) Lower intermediate – intermediate students FCE (first certificate English) CAE (Advanced & Proficiency English) Higher levels students For more information contact Castelar Academy on 968 178 276 or ,or e-mail info@Castelar.org where our friendly staff will be only to happy to help you.

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Watts In Britain

What’s a new boiler, a sofa and a coupla’ chairs between chums?

By WELL, THAT had to be one of the shortest

Paul Watts

government postings in history. David Laws, chief secretary to the Treasury was in his job what, fifteen or sixteen days?

Then we find out that he’d been claiming £40,000 for renting property from his partner. And yes, I know that he did the honorable thing and ‘fell on his sword’ but with the new administration only weeks old it leaves an old but sadly familiar sour taste in the mouth. Mr Laws told the BBC: “I regret this situation deeply, accept that I should not have claimed my expenses in this way and apologise fully.”

I don’t know about you but I think he should have been dismissed rather than allowed to resign. David Cameron should have stepped up to the mark and said, “Sorry chum, you’re good at what you do but with all that’s gone on before we can’t have the electorate saying this government is no different from the last.” And unfortunately, that’s just what people are starting to say. What are us simple folk to think?

Former commissioner for standards in public life, Sir Alistair Graham, summed up it up incisively. Speaking to the BBC he said, “I think all of us hoped that after the general election, a line could be drawn - we’ve got a new independent parliamentary standards authority - that we would be in a new era of transparency and cleanliness as far as our poli-

tics are concerned. Now there’s a bit of a question mark.” It might even be more than a ‘bit’ of a question mark, Sir Al. The chat at the water cooler, once again, is that no, MPs just can’t be trusted with tax payers’ money. What’s next, we all asked? The answer came sooner rather than later. As we enjoyed a sunny bank holiday on Monday, David Laws’s successor - yes, his successor - Danny Alexander, revealed that HE TOO had exploited a ‘loophole’ to avoid paying tax! Are they all at it? What do you think Mr Meldrew, can you believe it? Victor shakes his head, “I don’t believe IT!” Quite... Danny Alexander’s first statement as Chief Secretary was the following declaration: “I am absolutely committed to taking the necessary steps to address the deficit rapidly.”

In Tuesday’s Daily Mail (2nd June), we discover that the, “…new Treasury minister... has charged taxpayers more than £13,000 for his wife to make 62 journeys between London and Scotland.” So, there you are Danny Boy, immediately you’ve found thirteen thousand of those ‘necessary steps’ to take - let Mrs Alexander pay her own travel expenses as the rest of us have to. The Mail added, “The [new] Chief Secretary ran up the highest bill of any MP for using the little-known perk last year.” Apparently, Danny Boy’s wife, the 35-year-old magazine writer Rebecca Hoar, used “public money to travel between Westminster and their family

home in the North-East Highlands.” Using a variety of means - namely rail or air - her average cost of journey between London and Inverness was £209. Yeah, and I bet that wasn’t roughing it with an ‘advance ticket’ in stowage; oh no, at those prices it was probably at the posh front end of the Virgin Pantomime. I’ve never read any of Reb’s stuff but I’m hazarding a guess she’s a travel writer. Well, if she is not, she ought to be.

Oh well, let’s not get too wound up by a wee bit of free travel, eh folks?

Trouble is, if you look across the news stand from the Mail to the Telegraph you might see that Danny Boy was not only claiming travel for the missus but he was also avoiding Capital Gains Tax. Nah, Watts, you’re having us on? Then I refer you to Jon Swaine and Holly Watt’s extensive exposé.

They write: “Mr Alexander admitted that he took advantage of a loophole to legally avoid paying CGT on the sale of the south London property for £300,000 in June 2007... Around the time he bought it, flats in the same row of terrace houses were sold for between £144,000 and £235,000, meaning he is likely to have made tens of thousands of pounds of profit.” Tens of thousands, folks. What’s wrong, I hear you ask, with saving a bit for a rainy day? Well, nothing but what about the other little freebies? “Mr Alexander’s claims,” con-

tinue Swaine and Watt, “included up to £550 a month to pay the interest on the property’s mortgage, and hundreds more in monthly utility and maintenance bills. He also claimed £2,113 for a new boiler, £2,094 for a sofa and two chairs, and £332 for a new washing machine at the flat. Claims were also made to fix the roof of the property before the MP sold the flat in August 2007.” At the time, capital gains tax was levied at 40 per cent on the profits of a second home.

I wish I was an MP as I could really do with a new washing machine. So anyway, Laws has gone; and gone too will be any worry about the Treasury not being in safe hands. No one will be able to pull the wool over Danny’s eyes because he’ll certainly know most, if not all, of the dodges. Yup, with Danny at the helm, it’s going to be full steam ahead. Do you know, I stupidly thought that with Bottla Brown gone this sort of malarkey was behind us; that we could forget about all the nonsense with expenses and that MPs would realise that it’s an honor to serve and would do so without self greed being their motivation. Silly thought really, I suppose. We were talking about the Westminster monkeys in the Brewer’s Arms last night and as Squaddie Pete simply put it: “plus ca change!” No Pete, none at all. What do you think, folks? p.watts@roundtownnews.com Watts in Britain, so you don’t have to be...

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Jack Steps Out

by Jack Troughton DETERMINED JACK Crew raised a notable €304 in sponsorship by walking with Lions on Sunday morning.

The 6-year-old schoolboy completed the 6.5km walk in soaring temperatures – helping Teulada Moraira international Lions Club raise €2,000 to help families in the region overcome the hardships of the economic crisis.

And Jack was in good company, joined not only by Lions, friends and families but also Mayor Antoni Joan Bertomeu and Councillor for social services Sylvia Tatnell.

The walk was a joint fundraiser with animal charity APASA, with 50 percent of its sponsorship going to help the dogs housed at the Javea sanctuary.

The Lions cash will aid families in Teulada, Moraira and Benitachell facing financial hardship in the ongoing economic downturn and was raised through generous sponsors and donations collected en route.

For more information about the Lions and the club’s fund raising, call John on 965 744 253 or visit the website www.teuladamorairalions.org

Castle Theatre

Our next Club Night will be on Monday 28th June. We will meet at 8 pm to enjoy a Midsummer Celebration, “A Midsummer Night’s Nightmare”!! Members and their guests, please come along to the Help Drop In Centre at La Xara, to enjoy the revels! Enquiries to Christine on 626 201 636

Jack Crew

Schoolchildren in language confusion ANGRY PARENTS are in outcry at the announcement that their children will not be able to continue to secondary education using the Valenciano language they have studied in during primary education. The association Escola Valenciana has revealed that more than 80,000 students will have to study in Castellano once they begin

secondary school, due to a lack of places in schools that teach in Valenciano. The Association is promoting a campaign encouraging parents of students who have not got a place in secondary school in Valenciano to present their complaints to the ombudsman of the Valencian Community, Jose Cholbi.

Let’s get the party started THE CITIZENS Advice Group in La Marina is inviting all nationalities to join with them in an evening of summer fun with a Summer Dance and BBQ on 10th June, a date deliberately chosen to offer the opportunity to couples to have a night out before the World Cup gets underway!

The Summer Dance and BBQ will be held at the beautiful Marjal Restaurant, situated just off the N332 roundabout for San Fulgencio. Tickets are €20 and include a three course meal with wine, beer and water at the table. This function is the latest in a series of evenings designed to promote the formation of a new Independent Political Party in San Fulgencio.

A spokesperson for the group told RTN: “There is a definite need for an Independent Group to step up and challenge the current incumbents in the Town Hall. The rumblings of discontent are getting louder day by day and many residents feel that they have had such poor and unequal service, from the officials in the Town Hall, that it is time for major changes. We have chosen a name for the new party and it is in the process of being

registered with the Spanish authorities in Madrid.”

POLITICAL VACUUM “We have also been speaking with representatives from various Independent Groups along the Costa Blanca,” the spokesman continued, “and we have received invaluable help. As the on going saga of the out of favour Manuel Barrera rolls on, many of the La Marina residents, feel that they were let down by AIM. This has left a political vacuum that can only be filled by a Group that can be trusted to be open, accountable and fair to all residents, regardless of nationality. We feel we can fill this vacuum and we hope that the residents of the area will have the confidence in us, to support us, and when the time comes, to vote us into a position of strength at next year’s Municipal Election.”

Anyone wanting tickets for the Summer BBQ or to join the Group, should contact one of the following: Jeff: 620 675 289, John 966 795 363, Dave 966 797 875, Mercedes; 966 797 875 (Spanish) Cafe Dali, La Marina (German)

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by Jack Troughton HUNDREDS OF animal lovers enjoyed a fun afternoon out and helped APASA raise more than €2,700 to care for rescued dogs at its Marina Alta shelter.

The animal charity’s annual party in Javea’s Pinosol Park went with a swing with live music and dancing to entertain people enjoying food and drinks at picnic tables in the shade

of the trees. Visitors also took the opportunity to snap up a bargain from the various stalls set up for the fiesta and it was very much a family day, with youngsters taking part in games and competitions. APASA has now cared for 6,500 abandoned dogs since it was founded in February 1999 and neutered 850 feral cats.

The charity’s work is supported by Javea Town Hall but because of the

economic crisis, 2010 will see a reduction of €6,000 in the local authority grant.

And the charity revealed that the €45,000 from the council was about a quarter of the annual running costs “so we urgently depend on financial support.” APASA will have a stall selling refreshments at the popular Javea International Festival from 17th June to 19th June from 19.00 each evening.

The Europa Network stall

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UTOPIA CATS are to hold an ‘adoption day’ at the Patricia Pet Shop on the main We will also give you €50 spending money. road, La Marina village, on Monday, 7th June, from 17.00 to 19.00.

Utopia Cats adoption day

Utopia Cats are a small group that re-home abandoned or unwanted cats and kittens. All sizes of cats and kittens are available to prospective owners on the first Monday of every month. For those who cannot call on the day, it is possible to arrange to visit the cattery by ‘phoning 654 886 108.

Cat lovers who feel they cannot adopt but wish to help are welcome to donate cat food, cat litter or a few Euros to help the plight of these deserving kitties.

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By May this year we had raised over €11,000!

CLOSING DATE September 12th 2010. Entries will also be taken at any Expats 4 Afghan Heroes event and at selected line dance events on

the Costa Blanca. For line dance events please visit Torrevieja Line dancing, and visit www.expats4afghanheroes.com For more details please call Jackie on 697 501 992 Please visit www.expats4afghanheroes.com for full details of all events and the competition.

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I want a divorce – can I use the English rather than the Spanish courts?

by

Michael Olmer

Solicitor, Link Point Legal and Business Services

WE ARE often consulted by clients who have decided that their marriage has broken down and that they are left with no choice but to begin divorce proceedings.

If you are in this unfortunate position, even though you may have lived in Spain for many years you may still be able to issue Divorce Proceedings in England and Wales rather than Spain but there are some technical factors which you must consider.

The crucial factor is where you are ‘domiciled’. Domicile is a separate concept from Residence or Nationality, and in essence it is the place with which you have the deepest roots and ‘legal connection’.

In law, everyone has a domicile, but only one at any given time. A person can only have a domicile within a territory subject to a single system of law. As the United Kingdom has three distinct legal systems, in England and Wales, Scotland, and in Northern Ireland, you can be domiciled in one of the constituent parts of the UK, but not actually in the UK as a whole.

Everyone has a ‘Domicile of Origin’ which is normally the country of their birth. This may change through circumstances when a person may acquire a ‘Domicile of Choice’.

THE USUAL MEANS OF ACQUIRING A NEW ‘DOMICILE OF CHOICE’ ARE: • Taking out foreign citizenship or naturalisation • Marriage to a foreigner and cutting all links to your family in your country of birth • Fleeing from your home country and becoming a refugee • Severing all connections with your You may be home country and having the intention asked to file “evidence of to remain in your new chosen country domicile” for the rest of your days • At the end of your days, intending to & Wales for your divorce, the test to be be buried in your new chosen country. applied by divorce judges is whether your connection with England & Wales To be able to use the English Courts for is sufficiently close to make it desirable your divorce you will have to show that that the courts there should have you are still domiciled in England and jurisdiction to dissolve the marriage.

Wales. This does not necessarily mean As long as an English (or Welsh) divorce that you need to have an address in court judge is satisfied that England England or Wales. & Wales is ultimately your ‘home If you have family or other connections country’ and you have not permanently with England and Wales, including abandoned it then the court can deal bank accounts, property, or even with your divorce, even if you have lived membership of clubs, societies, or a in Spain for many years. church or synagogue, or intend to Scotland and Northern Ireland have return there at some distant time in different legal systems and if you intend the future then in most circumstances to divorce in either of those places then anyone originally from England or you need to take advice from lawyers Wales can use the courts there, on qualified there. the basis that they are ‘domiciled’ in If the judge dealing with your divorce England and Wales. proceedings suspects that you have If you want to use the courts of England permanently abandoned England &

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Wales he will ask you to file ‘evidence of domicile’ in the form of a sworn statement setting out just what your connections with England & Wales actually are.

Even though your divorce proceedings are conducted in England & Wales under the Brussels Convention of 1998 on Jurisdiction and the Recognition and Enforcement of Judgements in Matrimonial Matters, (known as ‘Brussels II’) the English court can make orders to deal with your property and other issues arising out of the divorce which will be recognised and enforceable in Spain Divorce is always complex and can be traumatic so please take qualified advice if you feel that your marriage has broken down.

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Quality of works by

Marc White & Carlos Baos

English & Spanish Solicitors

Question: I have contracted a builder to refurbish my villa and I am not happy with the work carried out. The quality of the materials is inferior to that agreed and the workmanship is poor. The builder has emailed me an invoice for the whole amount stated on the contract and said that if I do not pay the full amount within two weeks he will take me to court. What can I do?

UNFORTUNATELY DISPUTES with builders who carry out renovation works are quite common. In order to prevent such disputes arising, it is essential to prepare a good contract and

take the necessary steps and measures to protect you from possible future problems, but this it will be the subject of a future article, as other readers have raised this issue.

Regarding your question, we need to remind you (as always) that as lawyers we cannot provide you with legal advice specific to your case without seeing the contract signed and studying all the circumstances of your case. But generally we understand that as per the general contract rules, you are entitled to ask the builder to fix and repair the defective/ poor work or request a proportional reduction of the money to be paid.

In accordance with certain articles of the Civil Code i.e: arts.

1.157, 1.166 and 1.169, the builder cannot force you to accept a level of service different to that which was agreed. Therefore, if the builder has only partly complied with his obligations, (where that non-fulfilment is sufficiently serious to fall below your fair expectations as a client or the purpose of the contract itself); you can then refuse to pay. In legal terms this is known as the exceptio non rite adimpleti contractu.

Therefore this rule could be used to refuse to make payment

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to the builder if the amount due to him and the damage or non-fulfilment caused by him is proportional.

There are a number of Court precedents from our Audiencia Provincial of Alicante, such as the Court Order number 145/2007 of 30th of April. In this Order it was held by the Court that in these cases you cannot be forced to accept the work where it has not been performed as agreed, as the fulfilment of an obligation takes place only when it is fulfilled punctually, fully and exactly. Therefore merely a partial fulfilment could entitle the client to withhold payment.

In your case, in order to protect yourself against the builder claiming against you, we advise you to put together all the necessary evidence to be able to prove that he did not fulfil the contract. You can ask a notary to visit the property and grant an ‘Act’ which records the actual condition of the works, or an architect to make a report of the situation, take datestamped photographs, etc.

If you contract a different builder to repair the defective works then make sure that you keep all evidence in respect of the defective works and that you keep the new builder’s invoice to be able to prove the costs of the making good/repairs. This will be important in case the previous builder decides to claim against you. As always, it makes good sense to take legal advice at an early stage, particularly to review any written communications before being sent. If you are in a similar situation then please feel free to contact me.

Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located close to the Glorieta Square at the end of Marques de Campo). © White & Baos Abogados 2010 - Tel: 966 426 185. All rights reserved. Send your questions to thespanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

Economic recovery will be slow SPAIN’S DEBT rating has been downgraded from AAA to AA+ by the Fitch global credit ratings agency.

Brian Coulton, Head of EMEA Sovereign Ratings, said that Fitch believes the rate of economic growth in Spain will be reduced over the medium term

Train drivers strike

due to the inflexibility of the labour market, amongst other factors. The agency is predicting that despite the government’s actions to reduce the budget deficit, that debt will reach 79 percent of GDP by 2013. Before the crisis, debt was 40 percent of GDP.

RENFE, THE Spanish railway company, has announced strikes for June. The Madrid-Ciudad Real/Puertollano route will only be operating at 65 percent service. RENFE say that 75 percent of the Madrid-Seville, Madrid-Malaga, Barcelona-Seville and Barcelona-Valencia/Alicante will remain operational. The strikes will take place in June on Mondays and Wednesdays between 07.00 and 09.00; 18.00 and 20.00 and on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 08.00 and 10.00 and 19.00 to 21.00. In addition, there’ll be strikes on Fridays and Sundays between 07.00 and 11.00 and 16.00 and 20.00.

Thinking about the positives by

Suzanne O’Connell Freelance reporter

IT MUST be time for a little good news. The sun has been shining, the days are longer and we can enjoy sitting outside in the evening. It’s perfect weather for contemplating on all the positives that fill our lives.

You might be forgiven for not including ‘tax’ in your list of positives. In fact, ‘tax’ would probably be at the top of most people’s negative list, however, perhaps not if you are contemplating buying a house. If you are considering upping sticks to the Costa Blanca you do have something to celebrate – and tax is part of it.

The ITP (transmission tax) on resale property is staying the same. So what’s so good about that?

Well, whereas the VAT on new build property is due to rise on 1st July, ITP (which usually rises with it) is not, at least not in the Valencia Community. This is good news for those thinking about relocating in Spain or perhaps buying their first property here.

I don’t think there is any need to remind you just how many bargains there are on the market at the moment. Just look in the local press, scan the estate agents or delve into the internet and you cannot fail to be amazed by the number and variety of homes that are available: it really is an excellent time to buy.

And for those contemplating buying a resale property, it gets even better. With a freeze on inspection tax and the fact that you don’t have to pay stamp duty on a resale property, if it’s something you’ve been hesitating about perhaps it’s time to take that step. The table shows an example comparing how much it might cost you to buy resale with new build.

A saving of €4,000 could go very nicely towards some furnishings and fittings.

Different ways of buying your resale home are opening up too. Estate agents are being ever more creative at finding ways of buying and selling property. Going to auction is one example of how

NEW BUILD AFTER JULY 1ST 2010

RESALE

PROPERTY PRICE: €200,000

PROPERTY PRICE: €200,000

VAT (IVA): €16,000

ITP: €14,000

STAMP DUTY: €2,000

STAMP DUTY:€0

TOTAL COST = €218,000

TOTAL COST = €214,000

at least one existing estate agent has seen the need for a slightly different type of service.

As a method of selling or buying it’s certainly worth considering if only to take part in the excitement of a real-life auction with the auctioneer’s chant in the background and the opportunity to do some people-watching.

Whichever type of house you buy, resale or new build and whichever method you choose, estate agent or auction, just remember the importance of taking your time, looking around and choosing good, professional legal advice: a hasty decision without professional help could plummet your positives NEWS UPDATE…VAT Just in case you didn’t know, from 1st July normal VAT will go up from 17% to 18%. At the same time VAT on new property purchase goes up from 7% to 8%. The only type of VAT that is staying the same is the super reduced category which includes staples such as food, and this remains at 4%.

If you are considering buying a property, new build or re-sale, call the ÁbacoConnect help-line on (+34) 966 703 748 for more information about Ábaco’s comprehensive Conveyancing Service www.abacoconnect.com

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A hidden gem in the pensions World - section 615 pension schemes by

Stephen Ward & Robert Burns WELL WE thought we knew a bit about pensions but recently another IFA we know muttered the irresistible words: “Have you heard of section 615 pension schemes - you should have a look”.

Well this one had managed to pass us by - and after all it has only been around for 22 years!

The section 615 reference is to s615 Income and Corporation Taxes Act 1988. These pension funds are funds set up in the UK for overseas employees. HMRC guidance is to be found at http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/ manuals/tsemmanual/TSEM5365. htm. A Section 615 International Retirement Benefit Scheme enables

the following benefits: • No income tax liability to the employee as a benefit in kind.

• No National Insurance Contributions for the employer or employee.

• Pension rights may be taken entirely as a lump sum.

• 100% cash commutation by UK tax residents is tax-free.

• A minimum benefit age of 55, or earlier on leaving service.

• Complete investment freedom • Income arising from non UK investments and capital gains in the fund are tax free.

• Inheritance tax efficient.

• Employer contributions are allowable against Corporation Tax in the UK subject to the “wholly and exclusively test” as is usual in relation to pension contributions generally SO WHO IS ABLE TO BENEFIT FROM SUCH A SCHEME? The market is not as limited as it perhaps first appears. They are

mainly for employees (including shareholding directors) of UK employers where the employee carries out his or her duties entirely (or almost entirely) outside the UK. There are broadly four categories of people who can benefit from a section 615 Pension Scheme: 1. Any employee of a UK Limited Company whose duties are conducted wholly (or almost wholly) outside the UK. 2. Executives of multi-national employers of overseas parentage with a UK presence.

3. Self employed or contracting expatriates who are working outside the UK. 4. UK resident Executives of a UK Limited Company who conducts specific duties outside the UK amongst their other UK responsibilities.

For those who do not currently have a UK employment relationship in place, help is available to form

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and administer a special purpose company or alternatively through an umbrella employment company.

IMPORTANCE OF ADVICE FROM EXPERTS WHO CAN REVIEW AND PUT A STRATEGY IN PLACE UK pensions, s615 schemes,

QROPS, QNUPS and the associated investment of those funds is a specialist subject.

For further information please contact Stephen Ward or Robert Burns via e-mail: review@qrops.es or see: http://www.qrops.es and http://www.prempensions.com

THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN WARD AND ROBERT BURNS, May 2010. Please see our advert on Page 2. At the forefront of the industry with over forty years combined experience with pensions, regulated and authorised, liaising directly with providers and HMRC, Stephen and Robert are two of the leading authorities on QROPS. E: review@qrops.es T: 965 790 918 W: www.qrops.es

What do I need to look for in a Pre Paid Funeral Plan provider in Spain?

IT IS SAFE to say that the Funeral plan really is a ‘must have’ product if you live in Spain and are not Spanish. We are so accustomed in the United Kingdom to the funeral process, its speed and structure - that it comes as a serious shock to the system when one is confronted with the realities of what happens abroad.

Few people actually realise that the finance has to be in place extremely quickly, within 24 hours, and the whole process from death to a finished service is normally completed within 72 hours. To the expatriate, the process is unimaginably swift because at this point, one is still trying to deal with the loss of a loved one and most are not in any state of mind to cope with this additional stress.

SO HOW DOES A FUNERAL PLAN HELP? A Funeral Plan provides comfort in the knowledge that everything is already in place, the arrangements and the finance, to remove this burden from the shoulders of those left behind. It also provides an emergency 24-hour free phone number, manned by bi lingual English nationals who are there to help bereaved individuals whose loved ones have passed away often in the middle of the night, or the early hours of the morning.

Once called, the organisation activates and immediately makes all the necessary calls and arrangements, so you don’t have to concern yourself with any of them. It removes all of the miscommunication concerns, as all the operatives speak fluent Spanish.

It also guarantees that your money is completely safe and secure in an independently run Trust fund managed by independent board of Trustees and invested by independent fund managers.

OR AT LEAST IT SHOULD If it is a Golden Leaves Funeral Plan, it does...

Golden Leaves 24-hour emergency number actually goes through to a fluent bi-lingual Golden Leaves Operative and not a local Spanish Funeral Director, as some other providers do.

Golden Leaves has a reputation throughout Europe founded upon honesty, trust and an impeccable quality of service.

Golden Leaves was established by parent company Rowland Brothers, with more than 130 years service in the funeral industry providing care and support to the communities it serves.

Golden Leaves is the only Pre Paid Funeral Plan provider on the Spanish mainland to voluntarily apply the same strict regulatory restrictions and criteria that its UK business operations conform to (both financial and operationally), to all of its International business operations.

It is the only plan provider to voluntarily apply these stringent regulations and checks and balances to its Trust Fund activity. The Trust withstands extensive actuarial reporting annually and rigorous regulatory checks to ensure investment and management pass stringent regulation criteria.

The Trust is managed by an independent board of Trustees with a strong history in consumer protection providing complete security for our plan holders. Amongst our trustees are a retired Vice President of the Trading Standards Institute in the UK, formally the assistant Director of the Office of Fair Trading and a member of the Development committee of the National Consumers Federation.

No other plan provider on the Spanish mainland provides this level of service or consumer security; not one! So when you invest your mon-

ey in Golden Leaves, you know it will be there when it is required.

SAFE AND SECURE If you’re going to invest in a funeral plan, ensure the provider has the reputation of providing a quality service, lives up to it and knows its responsibilities. Ensure it has a tradition and history based on care and ensure it will look after you wherever, whenever, acts immediately and ensures that your investment is rock solid, guaranteed to be there when required.

Make sure the company is transparent and that it voluntarily submits it operations both financial and otherwise to the most stringent regulatory checks possible. Ensure that your investment is placed securely in a Trust Fund that is independently managed and invested by individuals who are passionate about consumer protection. If you want real peace of mind – the only choice is Golden Leaves.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON GOLDEN LEAVES FUNERAL PLANS CALL Millie Munro on 966 493 082 MOBILE – 660 049 460 E-MAIL millie@milliemunro.com or visit www.goldenleaves.com

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health

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Reducing hip and back pain I AM a 65-year-woman who until recently enjoyed an active and pain free life. Unfortunately over the past six months a small ‘niggle’ in my groin has turned into a somewhat tiresome hip and back pain. It had reached the point where I could hardly walk from the car to the supermarket.

I went to my GP, consultant and NHS physiotherapist and even went to a private physiotherapist, but was still no better. In desperation I finally approached an Osteopath, who had helped me in the past with other back problems.

Within a few minutes of examining me he had identified my hip as the main culprit and immediately set to work on stretching and manipulating the hip before moving on to work on my lower back.

After the first session, I could already feel the improved mobility and felt straighter in my posture. Over the course of two more sessions I really started to feel my old self again.

Within three sessions I was feeling better than I had in nine months

and felt satisfied that something was finally being done after seeing numerous therapists and even my consultant.

Russell, my Osteopath from Osteopathic Healthcare, explained to me that my problem had arisen from my hip that was wearing and that this had placed more strain on an already worn lower back. He said that after a short course of treatment it should improve but also advised me to seek treatment at intervals to help prevent the pain returning in the future.

I can only thank Russell for his hard work and help which has enabled me to go on the cruise which I was previously dreading because of the fear that I would not be able to walk.

If you are suffering, why not make use of their limited period offer of a free check to seek their professional opinion.

Contact Osteopaths Russell Dougall and Sonja van Kommer on 965 352 481: their clinics are located in Pilar de la Horadada and Benijofar, north and south of Torrevieja.

For more information and to arrange an appointment at either our Benijofar or Pilar de la Horadada Clinic, call 965 352 481.

Speak to a professional osteopath: Russell Dougall and Sonja van Kommer BSc (hons) Osteopathy, GosC (UK)

Afghan Heroes events JUNE 18TH - 19.30 – 24.30 Afghan Heroes street party, Pinada Golf 1, Villamartin - €12 includes: Entertainment by Martin K, Dan, Kate, Showaddywaddy Legends, Allen Scott, Shirley, plus full supporting acts. Chicken, jacket potatoes and all the trimmings; the price includes all beer, wine and soft drinks.

Also: a fabulous Raffle - €5 per strip. Afghan Heroes merchandise will be available to buy, including wristbands, car stickers, t-shirts and key rings. TICKET SALES – 966 774 069 or 966 774 078 JULY 8TH – 19.30 Hot Stuff for Afghan Heroes: Quesada Country Club. Tickets

€15: Starring: Tony Lincoln, Suzanne James and Nick Barker, with Guests stars Q4 and The Iceni Dancers. AND - Barbeque - Bread and Ali Oli plus a choice of 2 pieces of: Steak; Barbeque Ribs; Cajun Chicken or Barbeque chicken, all served with chips, salad and coleslaw. Great raffle prizes! Please contact Jackie on 697 501 992, also available from Quesada Country Club and at all Expats 4 Afghan Heroes Events.

Please visit www.expats4afghanheroes.com for full details.

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Spud Murphy’s raises money for PCN

by Louise Clarke

THE STAFF of Spud Murphy’s in Playa Flamenca presented Paul Cunningham Nurses’ Fundraising Manager Susan Reader with a cheque for €775 recently; money which was raised as a result of sponsorship for the members of staff to walk around the La Pedrera lake in Torremendo.

The Charity Challenge Walk, which took place on 28th February, is now officially the biggest PCN fundraiser so far and the total amount raised for the charity as a result of that event has totalled a whopping

€5,653.84! Six members of Spud Murphy’s staff walked the 10km walk in February and their contribution has helped to make the restaurant one of PCN’s top fundraising businesses. Owner Shaun told RTN: “I’m very proud of all the members of staff who took part in the challenge walk and the amount raised by them is amazing.”

He continued: “We are delighted to be able to support PCN and would like to thank all the regular customers who sponsored the staff to do the walk.”

Shaun’s partner Lisa added: “We would also like to mention Derek from Sea Breeze,

The cheque presentation

which is just around the corner at the Playa Flamenca Commercial Centre. He contributed to the amount raised by donating the funeral contributions that had been made to PCN in memory of his friend John, who recently

Fashion show fundraiser THE CASABLANCA Ladies Club held a fashion show at the newly refurbished Firefly Bar formerly known as 17 Calle los Arcos, in Quesada.

The clothes were supplied

by Juno Fashions in Guardamar and the ladies from The Salon in Aguas Neuvas gave up their free time to tweak and dress the models’ hair.

The models were all Patricia, the members of the Casablanca owner of the Ladies Club, their ages bar, struts ranged from 20 to 80 and her stuff

Community services on offer HELP OFFICES in San Miguel de Salinas and Torrevieja provide free information and advice to the public. Both offices open Monday to Friday, 10.00 to 13.30, with a 24 hour Emergency Help Line outside office hours on 965 704 282.

The Diabetic support group convenes once a month and from 14.00 to 17.30 on Mondays, the Friendship Centre at Playa Flamenca is a popular meeting place for the housebound or isolated. Visiting teams call at the Vega Baja and Torrevieja hospitals three times a week, library books and talking tapes loaned to patients free of charge. Orthopaedic equipment may be hired by residents and visitors, from our San Miguel de Salinas office.

Social arm Friends Unlimited meet Thursdays at The Club in Quesada, 14.00 - 16.00: coach trips; guest speakers; discussions and charity events.

For further information, ‘phone the San Miguel office on 966 723 733, Torrevieja on 965 704 282 or visit www.helpvegabaja.com

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were all shapes and sizes; which just proves that you don’t have to be Kate Moss to look good!

Patricia, the new owner of the Firefly Bar, stepped in at the last minute to model some of the clothes herself and Michaela from Juno’s compered the show.

A good evening was had by all and €407 was raised on the night, which is a tremendous achievement.

The money is going to be donated to the AECC.

Smoking could be biggest killer of women EXPERTS ARE predicting that lung cancer will overtake breast cancer as the number one cause of death in women in Spain by the year 2020.

The latest figures show that approximately 6,000 women die annually as a result of smoking-related diseases in Spain.

This figure is double what it was 10 years ago.

Smoke, in bars and restaurants, is one of the main reasons why one in four women is exposed to smoke on a daily basis.

The president of the Asociación Española contra el Cáncer (Spanish Association against Cancer), Isabel Oriol, says that 30 percent of malignant tumours are due to exposure to cigarette smoke.

passed away.” Spud Murphy’s have lots of carnations for sale and don’t forget that this Monday, 31st May, is the charity’s Carnation Day, so make sure you buy a carnation and show your support for PCN.

‘Twice as Nice’ PCN IS to hold a second Fashion Show, ‘Twice as Nice’ at the El Corazon Hotel by La Marquesa Golf course on Thursday 10th June at 19.30.

As last year, the models will be PCN Volunteers that work in the shop, except Barbara who is one of PCN’s special customers.

There will be music from TKO’s Rachael Angus and hair and beauty Demonstrations by Bliss, who won ‘Top Salon’ and ‘Top Stylist’ in 2009.

Entrance will be charged at €3 per ticket, to include a free glass of cava, on sale at The Charity Shop in Quesada behind the petrol station at the arches.

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Though it’s been around for literally thousands of years, the Mangosteen fruit is not commonly known the world over. Typically grown in southeast Asia and other tropical climates, its taste is beyond compare. Containing a dark purple rind and boasting a sweet white pulp, it is roughly about the size of a tangerine.

Delicious as it is functional, the Mangosteen fruit is rich in xanthones, which will promote healthy bodily function. In addition, each serving of Mangosteen contains up to 5 grams of fiber.

This one fruit was named by Queen Victoria the Queen of Fruits.

XANGO JUICE

The Benefits of taking just 30ml of this delicious food suppliment are: • General well being • Regeneration of human cells inner and outer body • Higher levels of energy • Reduces pains and swelling • Reduces fluid retention (weight loss) • Re-enforces natural immunity.

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Don’t miss it when you can freesat plus it! a2sat bringing you the latest news:

Football World Cup The final countdown

a big dish. Anything smaller will always compromise this. Some would say the smaller dish works just as well and in some respects that is a fair comment, however during very overcast or bad weather and also late in the evening, the signal is very likely to disappear.

We all enjoy the long Spanish summer evenings and during those months, UK TV seems less important to us as we pursue other interests.

As the signal is less likely to fail due to the nearly non-existent bad weather it is not such a problem, but what about the long winter evenings when the weather is not so great and the TV becomes the evening’s entertainment?! a2sat can assure you that the satellite dish that they will provide is the right one for the job and will always provide you with your favourite channels…without breaking up! (Unless of course, it really is raining cats and dogs and even then picture loss is kept to a minimum!)

People are confused by what they are being offered and often they think what they are getting is freesat when actually what they are getting is ‘free to air’ decoders which DO NOT support the BBC red button. So to see what difference a genuine freesat decoder can make, please go along to the a2sat offices for a free, no obligation demonstration. They guarantee that once you have seen the benefits for yourself, you won’t consider the alternatives. a2sat remains one of the few companies on the coast to provide a true freesat package and it upholds the philosophy that “If it doesn’t say freesat on the box….then it’s NOT freesat in the box.” a2sat insists on using only the highest standard equipment, including Portuguese prime focus dishes and Invacom LNB’s as well as installing new quality satellite cable during each installation and a concrete base or appropriate wall bracket, so that no drilling of the client’s roof or solarium is required.

WHAT ABOUT TOP GEAR?

SERVICING CONTRACTS

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a2sat also extends technical support and servicing to existing clients and also those using other satellite systems. Clients will benefit from a low cost, guaranteed back up service which secures continuous hassle free television viewing direct from Astra2. The a2sat commitment means that clients can rely on same day technical support or a site visit within 24 hours from the original call if necessary. If replacement of any equipment is required, a no obligation quote is given prior to any action being taken, to avoid any nasty surprises later on. The cost of the service contract starts from €5 per month, which means that for as little as €60 per year, clients can take advantage of professional support from a2sat all year round! For all shared, community systems and non a2sat installations a2sat support costs are tailored to suit requirement.

ALL YEAR LONG

With freesat you can watch the World Cup in HD on BBC HD and ITV1 HD. Just think with a genuine freesat plus decoder you can play, record, rewind, LIVE games and so therefore not miss a single kick of the ball.

If you’re thinking of switching over to freesat and have the ability to watch the World Cup in HD there is not a better time to make that choice.

Some food for thought, you have a very nice HD flat screen TV which is a sound investment and you currently subscribe to a rebroadcasted system that cannot offer high definition digital quality pictures, so why buy the TV in the first place seeing as you do not receive HD reception! Believe it or not there is still time to have a full satellite High Definition installation before the very first game, So pick up the telephone and request a free site visit now. Please note not all games may be in HD For those who already have a satellite installation, all you need to receive the World Cup in HD is a High Definition Decoder and a HD TV, so if you have the TV all you need is the HD decoder.

To keep up with the latest world cup planner from the official freesat website why not go to www.freesat.co.uk/worldcup, here you will find who is playing who in which group, along with a little teaser write up and the all important start times.

FREESAT HD PLUS

a2sat’s BEST-SELLING system of the moment is the latest addition to the Freesat range of Digital Satellite recorders, Freesat HD Plus.

The system operates in a similar manner to SKY HD Plus but with one major difference: users have access to any of the accepted free to air channels with the ability to record them without any subscription required.

With Freesat HD Plus, viewers have the freedom to pause, rewind and fast forward LIVE TV without the need to record anything! This is possible as the sophisticated decoder has a massive 320GB hard drive, allowing users to preserve up to 200 hours of Standard Definition, or 80 hours of High Definition programming, which is great if someone telephones at a crucial moment in the programme or if you just want to pop to the kitchen to make a brew!

SIMPLY PRESS RECORD

Viewers also have the opportunity to watch one channel whilst recording another, or even record two channels whilst watching a third show that they recorded earlier, providing an entire evening of tailor-made home entertainment! The convenient 8-day programme guide ensures that they will always know when their favourite programmes are showing and if they are otherwise engaged at that time, they can simply press the record button and their selections will be available to view at leisure.

Freesat Plus viewers have a complete Teletext service at their disposal, combined with the fully interactive service available exclusively from the BBC, featuring news, weather and sports broadcasts. Plus, the system boasts the amazing Sport Multiscreen function, enabling viewers to enjoy a combination of the day’s biggest sporting events, exactly as they happen. But to use this system you need a 1.9metre satellite dish.

DO I REALLY NEED SUCH A LARGE DISH? The answer is always the same: ‘smaller the dish size, more the compromise’. The big attraction for the smaller dish is cost! And it would appear large savings can be made, however, in most cases this is not the case, and certainly not in this region!

DON’T COMPROMISE

With a2sat, BBC, ITV, C4, E4, More4 etc are available all day, every day.

To be certain to get these channels you need to be able to accommodate

STOP THE CONFUSION

Channels like BBC2, BBC3, BBC4, C5 and Film4 are really on the fringes of reception, so with anything less than a 1.9m dish, in this part of Spain, they cannot be received. a2sat always points out that, even with a 1.9m dish, there is no guarantee that these channels are going to be accessible but they always aim to pull them in, even if it is only for a few hours a day!

If you want to be sure of receiving the main English TV channels 24hours a day, seven days a week, regardless of the time of day or the weather, then you always will need the 1.9 metre dish size. Why pay out your hard earned cash on a smaller dish only to wish you had of purchased the bigger dish in the beginning! You will never again have to sit in front of a TV screen with a message saying ‘No signal!’

FREESAT PLUS BOXES

We have recently seen other recording boxes being offered as freesat plus boxes, when in actual fact they are just generic twin tuner decoders that require an external hard drive or USB stick. Although there is a place in the market for these type of decoders, they are NOT freesat ones, which means that the full eight day programme guide is not included and all you will have, are ‘now’ and ‘next’ listings.

WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THE PROGRAMME GUIDE?

Without the programme guide you will not be able to, for example, set the freesat plus box to record a programme that begins at a certain time, on a certain day.

With a2sat’s freesat plus boxes, you can record a programme that could be part of a series, so therefore you just tell it that every time that programme is shown to record it. There are no timer set ups involved as the freesat plus box is only interested in the name of the programme, meaning that the programme start and end times are irrelevant. So, if the programme you wish to record in a few days time starts late due to an over run of the previous programme, the freesat plus box will just simply record at the new correct time and all into its built in massive 320GB hard drive!

“IF IT DOESN’T SAY FREESAT ON THE BOX…THEN IT’S NOT FREESAT IN THE BOX!” a2sat has had many enquiries from callers who have seen adverts across the free press o¬ffering freesat and also displaying the freesat logo. This has led people to believe that the ‘digi’ box they have purchased is freesat. Our callers have then found that those digi boxes are actually ‘free to air’ and do not offer the services that are available on freesat; ie, the interactive red button on BBC with sports streams, teletext, the essential programme guide, subtitles, etc.

Purchasing a GENUINE freesat digi box is the only way to receive these services and a2sat always supplies the genuine article.

over other Digital Television systems may be viewed. For further information please telephone 966 194 931 or 678 239 193. Opening times are 10.00 – 16.00, Monday to Friday and 10.00 to 14.00 on Saturdays. Alternatively you may email enquiries to info@a2sat.com or consult the website www.a2sat.com

Now available Coming very soon the TechniSat HDFS Freesat HD Digital Box with a 3 year full warranty, this decoder is a single tuner but allows you to record to a USB stick. You do not have to worry about start times etc as this decoder relies on the 8 day electronic programme guide for its start and end times, so all you have to do is highlight the programme and thats it! This decoder is neatly placed between the Humax HD and the Humax HDR twin recorder. Please contact us for further details.

FREE COURIER SERVICE ON ALL HD DECODERS

GO TO a2sat FOR ALL YOUR FREESAT NEEDS INCLUDING FREESAT HD PLUS

a2sat is pleased to welcome clients to its office on C/ Miguel Angel Blanco in Daya Nueva, where options may be discussed with one of the informed Sales Representatives and a demonstration of the bene¬fits of freesat

Community installations a2sat now offer FIBRE OPTICS as the new way of installing the larger community systems; allowing us to run the cables up to as far away as 10km without any signal loss! Community systems can be installed in various ways, primarily in normal copper cored cabling or using fibre optics. There is only one real way of doing it, and that is correctly! We supply many customers on existing communal systems with genuine freesat decoders and whilst we are there we are often asked to inspect their community installation. Many of the systems run perfectly however we do come across some where if your home is close to the dish you have no problem but the further away from the dish you are the more signal problems you have. The main reason for this is where the wrong type of coax has been used, we have seen some installations where the Spanish FM community cable has been used. The Price of their installation is the normal tell tale sign, if it sounds too cheap then it probably is. a2sat only offer quality installations using either the right size and grade of copper coax and now after investing in the latest technology, we can also use FIBRE OPTICS. By using this type of equipment we know we will have all of the signal all of the time, meaning the distance between the satellite dish and the home could be up to 10km away! So to summarise, if your community would like a quality installation, without All Major compromise, without touching the Spanish community cables (TV or FM which you should never Credit do) and want a full working genuine freesat system then look no further than a2sat. We are very cards happy to conduct a no obligation site visit, free of charge to discuss the possibilities available, and if Accepted any planning applications are required we will complete the paperwork at no extra cost! a2sat also design smaller systems for neighbours who just want to share the cost with each other. The cost for this is as little as 399€ for 4 to share using a genuine freesat SD decoder with a superb picture, 7 day programme guide, ceefax, teletext, subtitles, BBC RED button. Or why not step up to full HD in time for the world cup for an extra 85€ each. Most types of installations large or small, cost less that two years subscription charges than that of a rebroadcasted system, and most importantly you own the system and pay out nothing more!! We now offer community systems as a rental package subject to terms and conditions

tv Friday

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4 - 10 june 2010

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 I Can Cook 16:20 Zigby 16:30 Dennis & Gnasher 16:40 OOglies 16:55 Shaun the Sheep 17:05 Tracy Beaker Returns 17:35 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Outtake TV 22:00 New Tricks 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 24:35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws

08:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Gastronuts 10:30 Sam and Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 11:00 Deadly 60 11:30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 11:55 League of Super Evil 12:10 The Flintstones 12:35 The Flintstones 13:00 The Daily Politics 13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 Open Gardens 14:30 Racing from Epsom 17:30 A Question of Genius 18:15 Escape to the Country 19:00 Great British Menu 20:00 The Genius of Design 21:00 Great British Railway Journeys 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 When Romeo Met Juliet 23:00 The Grumpy Guide to... The Eighties 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 The Review Show 24:50 Bon Jovi: When We Were Beautiful

07:00 GMTV 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News & Weather 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News & Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent 22:00 Coronation Street 22:30 Britain’s Got Talent 23:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather 23:35 The Dukes of Hazzard

08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:50 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:20 Frasier 09:45 The 5 O’Clock Show 10:45 Deal or No Deal 11:35 Will and Grace 12:05 Supernanny US 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Brain Damage 13:10 Jamie at Home 13:40 Logan’s Run 15:55 Coach Trip 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 The 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:35 Unreported World 21:00 Glee 22:00 Fighting the Red Baron 23:35 Ricky Gervais Show 24:10 Ricky Gervais Show 24:45 World Music Awards

08:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Ebb and Flo 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Paul Merton in Europe 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 The Family Recipe 15:55 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 16:10 Spring Thaw 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 Sea Patrol UK 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 CSI: NY 23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 24:55 Cops in Crisis

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 The Delicious Miss Dahl 13:00 BBC News 13:10 Regional News and Weather 13:15 Usain Bolt: The Fastest Man Who Has Ever Lived 14:15 Derby Day 17:30 BBC News 17:40 Regional News 17:45 Hole in the Wall 18:15 Shrek 2 19:40 Doctor Who 20:30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 2012 21:20 Casualty 22:10 Victoria Wood’s Short Term Memories 23:00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 23:45 BBC News 24:05 Legally Blonde

08:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Basil and Barney’s Swap Shop 10:55 Street Monsters 11:00 Horrible Histories 11:30 Gruesome Great Britain: A Blue Peter Special 12:00 BAMZOOKi 12:30 Hai! Karate: Journey to Japan 13:00 Degrassi: The Next Generation 13:25 The Cut 13:50 No Hats, No Trainers 14:15 The 5.19 Show 14:30 Off the Hook 15:00 Tennis 17:55 Coast 18:25 The Boats That Built Britain 18:55 Dad’s Army 19:25 Timewatch 20:25 Little Ships 21:25 Dunkirk: The Soldiers’ Story 22:15 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 23:00 I’m in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Band!

24:45 Somers Town

08:00 Dora the Explorer 08:25 Planet Sketch 08:30 The Secret Saturdays 08:55 Ben 10 09:20 Horrid Henry 09:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 10:00 Aaron Stone 10:25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 11:25 The Lakes 11:55 Monk 12:50 ITV News 13:10 This Morning: Saturday 14:10 Britain’s Got Talent 16:10 Kindergarten Cop 18:10 Creature Comforts 18:20 Creature Comforts 18:30 Granada News 18:45 ITV News 19:00 You’ve Been Framed!

19:30 The Whole 19 Yards 20:30 Britain’s Got Talent 23:00 Batman Begins 24:30 ITV News 24:45 Batman Begins

08:30 World Sport 09:00 The Morning Line 09:55 Friends 10:25 Friends 10:55 90210 11:50 Simon Cowell: Real Stories 12:55 Frock Me 13:25 Hollyoaks Music Show 13:55 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 14:55 Channel 4 Racing 16:55 Come Dine with Me 17:25 Come Dine with Me 17:55 Come Dine with Me 18:25 Come Dine with Me 18:55 Come Dine with Me 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 23:40 A Man Apart

08:30 Chiro 08:40 Noddy in Toyland 08:55 Milkshake! Music Box 09:00 Hana’s Helpline 09:15 Little Princess 09:25 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:45 Igam Ogam 10:00 Olivia 10:15 The Mr. Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Animal Rescue Squad 11:15 Fifth Gear 11:45 Britain’s Greatest Machines with Chris Barrie 12:45 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed 13:45 Last of the Dogmen 16:00 The Cannonball Run 17:50 The Missing 20:10 Five News 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 NCIS 22:00 CSI: Miami 23:00 CSI: NY 24:00 Law & Order 24:55 Cops in Crisis

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Country Tracks 13:00 The Politics Show 14:00 EastEnders 16:20 Junior Apprentice 17:20 Points of View 17:40 Songs of Praise 18:15 BBC News 18:25 Regional News and Weather 18:30 Priceless Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Halcyon River Diaries 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 British Academy Television Awards 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Regional News and Weather 23:25 A Good Woman 24:55 The Sky at Night

08:00 Childrens TV 08:00 Dennis & Gnasher 08:15 Dennis & Gnasher 08:25 Muddle Earth 08:40 Bear Behaving Badly 09:00 Wingin’ It 09:20 Sam and Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 09:30 Prank Patrol 10:00 Big Babies 10:15 OOglies 10:30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 11:00 Something for the Weekend 12:30 Great British Menu 13:30 MotoGP 2010 15:00 Tennis 18:55 Earth: The Power of the Planet 19:55 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections 20:45 Top Gear 22:00 An African Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby 23:00 Michael Clayton 24:55 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

08:00 Special Agent Oso 08:25 Planet Sketch 08:30 Supernormal 08:45 Back at the Barnyard 09:10 Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a Clue 09:30 Batman: The Brave and the Bold 10:00 Phineas and Ferb 10:25 Coronation Street Omnibus 12:55 ITV News 13:00 This Morning: Sunday 14:00 Columbo 16:00 Britain’s Got Talent 18:30 Granada News and Weather 18:45 ITV News 19:00 Soccer Aid 2010 23:00 Piers Morgan’s World Cup South Africa 24:00 ITV News 24:15 Open Water

08:00 The Grid 08:30 Cooper Tyres British F3 International Series 09:00 Freesports on 4 09:55 The Hills 10:25 Friends 10:55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 13:25 Friends 14:00 Glee 15:00 World Music Awards 16:35 The Simpsons 17:10 The Simpsons 17:40 Deal or No Deal 18:25 Scrapheap Challenge 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 Cameron’s Black Tory 20:55 One Fine Day 23:00 Big Brother Exposed: The Inside Story 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:40 Kung Fu Hustle

08:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Hana’s Helpline 09:20 Little Princess 09:35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:50 Igam Ogam 10:05 Olivia 10:20 The Mr. Men Show 10:35 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 iCarly 11:35 True Jackson, VP 12:10 Family Food Fight with Flora 12:40 Brits Who Made the Modern World 13:10 Warplane: The Bomber 14:10 D-Day: The Ultimate Conflict 16:15 Guarding Tess 18:05 The Goonies 20:10 Five News 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 23:45 Best of the Best

tv Saturday

tv Sunday

07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Bones 11:00 The Real A & E 12:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Bones 15:00 Project Catwalk 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 WWE: Superstars 19:00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 21:00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 23:00 Ross Kemp: Battle for the Amazon 24:00 Celebrating the Goal

08:30 Eurosport Flash 08:45 International Football 09:45 French Open Tennis 12:30 Game, Set and Mats 13:00 Live French Open Tennis 18:00 Live Game, Set and Mats 18:30 Football 18:40 International Football 19:45 Boxing 20:15 Live Boxing 22:15 Strongest Man 23:15 Bowling 24:15 French Open Tennis

08:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 08:50 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Passport Patrol 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Maury 11:55 Maury 12:50 Celebs 24/7 13:00 60 Minute Makeover 14:00 Passport Patrol 14:30 Passport Patrol 15:00 Criminal Minds 16:00 Ghost Whisperer 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00 Ghost Hunters 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 Criminal Minds

Watch Eastenders for Free with Europa call 902 050 999

07:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 08:00 The Lion Man 08:30 The Lion Man 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Football’s Next Star 11:00 Road Wars 12:00 Oops TV 13:00 Futurama 13:30 Futurama 14:00 Malcolm in the Middle 14:30 Malcolm in the Middle 15:00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 17:00 The Real A & E 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 The Simpsons 19:00 Futurama 19:30 Futurama 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Best of Oops TV 22:00 Die Hard 2: Die Harder 24:20 Classic Albums

08:30 Live IRC Rally 09:45 French Open Tennis 11:30 Game, Set and Mats 12:00 Live IRC Rally 13:00 Live World Series

by Renault 14:00 International Football 14:30 Live Game, Set and Mats 15:00 Live French Open Tennis 17:00 Live Game, Set and Mats 17:30 International Football 18:15 International Football 19:00 UEFA U19 Women’s Football 19:45 International Football 20:45 Fight Club 22:45 International Football 23:45 French Open

08:00 Maury 08:55 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Will and Grace 10:00 My Wife and Kids 11:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12:00 Will and Grace 13:00 Australia’s Next Top Model 14:00 Four Weddings 14:30 Four Weddings 15:00 Four Weddings 15:30 Four Weddings 16:00 Four Weddings 17:00 Three Amigos!

19:10 Celebs 24/7 19:30 Nothing to Declare 20:00 Nothing to Declare 20:30 Nothing to Declare 21:00 Nothing to Declare 21:30 Nothing to Declare 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 Criminal Minds 24:00 Criminal Minds

Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow BBC 1, 23.00

07:00 Hour of Power 08:00 Malcolm in the Middle 08:30 Malcolm in the Middle 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Road Wars 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 Futurama 13:30 Futurama 14:00 Oops TV 15:00 Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal 17:00 Modern Family 17:30 Modern Family 18:00 Futurama 18:30 Futurama 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 21:00 The Simpsons 21:30 The Simpsons 22:00 24 23:00 24: Finale 24:00 Die Hard 2: Die Harder

08:30 Live IRC Rally 09:45 International Football 10:45 French Open Tennis 11:15 Game, Set and Mats 11:45 Live IRC Rally 12:45 Live World Series

by Renault 14:00 Live French Open Tennis 14:30 Live Game, Set and Mats 15:00 Live French Open Tennis 17:30 Live Game, Set and Mats 18:00 Live Cycling 19:00 Motorsports Weekend 19:15 International Football 20:00 International Football 21:00 Live Beach Soccer 22:15 French Open Tennis 23:30 Game, Set and Mats 24:00 Rally Raid World Tour 24:30 Motorsports Slumdog Piers Morgan’s Millionaire World South Channel Cup 4, 10.00pm Africa

ITV 1, 23.00

08:00 Maury 08:55 Celebs 24/7 09:00 Will and Grace 10:00 My Wife and Kids 11:00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 12:00 Will and Grace 13:00 Three Amigos!

15:10 Celebs 24/7 15:30 Passport Patrol 16:00 Passport Patrol 16:30 Passport Patrol 17:00 Passport Patrol 17:30 Passport Patrol 18:00 Nothing to Declare 19:00 Grey’s Anatomy 20:00 Celebrity Four Weddings 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Cougar Town 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:00 CSI: Miami

tv Monday

4 - MARCH 10 JUNE4 2010 2010 FEB 26

07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Bones 11:00 Medical Emergency 11:30 Medical Emergency 12:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Bones 15:00 Project Catwalk 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 UK Border Force 22:00 A League of Their Own: Best Bits 23:00 NCIS: LA

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 I Can Cook 16:20 Zigby 16:30 Dennis & Gnasher 16:40 OOglies 16:55 Shaun the Sheep 17:05 Tracy Beaker Returns 17:35 Countdown to Kick Off: A Blue Peter Special 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Jimmy’s Food Factory 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 For Queen and Country 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:20 Inside Sport

08:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Timmy Time 09:40 Chuggington 09:50 Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat 10:30 Guess with Jess 10:45 Show Me Show Me 11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 In the Night Garden 12:00 3rd and Bird 12:10 The Flintstones 12:35 The Flintstones 13:00 The Daily Politics 13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 Tennis 18:15 Escape to the Country 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Originals 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Mary, Queen of Shops 23:00 Have I Got News for You 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Dunkirk: The Soldiers’ Story

07:00 GMTV 09:35 GMTV with Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Countrywise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Father & Son 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:35 Van Helsing

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:50 Frasier 09:20 Frasier 09:45 The 5 O’Clock Show 10:50 Deal or No Deal 11:35 Will and Grace 12:05 Friends 12:30 Friends 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Kicking Ahead: The Power of Sport 13:10 Kitchen Pharmacy 13:20 Beau Brummell 15:25 Coach Trip 15:55 Cook Yourself Thin 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 The 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Dispatches 22:00 Cloverfield 23:35 Predator 2

08:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Ebb and Flo 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Vets in Action 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 16:05 Victor 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 David Jason: The Show Must Go On! 23:00 The Simon Cowell Factor 24:00 Justin Lee Collins: Good Times

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 I Can Cook 16:20 Zigby 16:30 Dennis & Gnasher 16:40 OOglies 16:55 Shaun the Sheep 17:05 Natural Born Hunters 17:35 Countdown to Kick Off: A Blue Peter Special 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Luther 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:35 Children’s Emergency 24:05 The Graham Norton Show

08:00 Childrens TV 09:50 Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat 10:30 Guess with Jess 10:45 Show Me Show Me 11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 In the Night Garden 12:00 3rd and Bird 12:10 The Flintstones 12:35 The Flintstones 13:00 The Daily Politics 13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 Tennis 18:15 Escape to the Country 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 Coast 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Tribal Wives 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Atlantis: The Evidence - A Timewatch Special

07:00 GMTV 09:35 GMTV with Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

22:00 Father & Son 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:35 October Road 24:30 October Road

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:50 Frasier 09:20 Frasier 09:45 The 5 O’Clock Show 10:45 Deal or No Deal 11:35 Will and Grace 12:00 Friends 12:30 Friends 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Kicking Ahead: The Power of Sport 13:10 The Herd 13:15 Jamie at Home 13:45 Moonfleet 15:25 Coach Trip 15:55 Cook Yourself Thin 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 The 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Gok’s Fashion Fix 22:00 Inside Nature’s Giants 23:00 Big Brother’s Big Awards Show 24:05 The Good Wife

08:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Ebb and Flo 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Vets in Action 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 The Family Recipe 16:00 Though None Go with Me 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:15 Cricket on Five 21:00 Volcanic Ash: The Ticking Timebomb 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 CSI: NY

07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Bones 11:00 Medical Emergency 11:30 Medical Emergency 12:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Bones 15:00 Project Catwalk 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Stargate Universe 22:00 UK Border Force 23:00 Fringe 24:00 Ross Kemp in the Middle East

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 I Can Cook 16:20 Zigby 16:30 Dennis & Gnasher 16:40 OOglies 16:55 Shaun the Sheep 17:05 World Cup Stories 17:35 Countdown to Kick Off: A Blue Peter Special 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Waterloo Road 22:00 Junior Apprentice 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:25 Regional News 23:35 The National Lottery Draws 23:45 Proof of Life

08:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat 10:30 Guess with Jess 10:45 Show Me Show Me 11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 In the Night Garden 12:00 Yoko! Jakamoko!

Toto!

12:05 The Flintstones 12:30 The Daily Politics 14:00 See Hear 14:30 Working Lunch 15:00 Tennis 18:15 Escape to the Country 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 The Beauty of Maps 20:30 South Africa Walks 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Make Me a New Face: Hope for Africa’s Hidden Children 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 An African Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby

07:00 GMTV 09:35 GMTV with Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Lion Country 21:00 Florida: Paradise Lost 22:00 Father & Son 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:35 The Illusionist

08:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:50 Frasier 09:20 Frasier 09:45 The 5 O’Clock Show 10:45 Deal or No Deal 11:35 Will and Grace 12:00 Friends 12:30 Friends 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Kicking Ahead: The Power of Sport 13:10 Home Country 13:15 Jamie at Home 13:45 Footsteps in the Fog 15:25 Coach Trip 15:55 Cook Yourself Thin 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 The 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 Big Brother 23:35 Desperate Housewives 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

08:00 Childrens TV 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Ebb and Flo 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Vets in Action 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 The Family Recipe 15:55 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 16:10 I Dream of Murder 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:30 Daring Raids of World War II 21:00 Tutankhamun: The Mystery Revealed 22:00 NCIS 23:00 CSI: NY 23:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:55 PartyPoker.com

07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Bones 11:00 Medical Emergency 11:30 Medical Emergency 12:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Bones 15:00 Project Catwalk 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Fat Families 22:00 Battlestar Galactica: The Plan 24:20 Ross Kemp in the Middle East

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08:30 Eurosport Flash 08:45 Le Mans Series 09:45 French Open Tennis 10:30 Game, Set and Mats 11:00 International Football 12:00 FIFA World Cup Giants 12:30 French Open Tennis 13:30 Live ATP Tennis 15:00 Live Cycling 16:30 Live ATP Tennis 19:30 Le Mans 24 Minutes 20:00 Soccer City Live 20:15 FIFA World Cup Giants 20:45 All Sports 20:50 WATTS 21:00 Pro Wrestling 21:30 Pro Wrestling 22:25 All Sports 22:30 International Football 23:30 FIFA World Cup Giants 24:00 Rally Raid World Tour 24:30 Soccer City Live 24:45 Le Mans 24 Minutes

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 12:00 Cowboy Trap 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at One 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Murder, She Wrote 16:00 BBC News 16:05 I Can Cook 16:20 Zigby 16:30 Dennis & Gnasher 16:40 OOglies 16:55 Shaun the Sheep 17:05 Safari 8 17:35 Countdown to Kick Off: A Blue Peter Special 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 Regional News and Weather 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 Junior Apprentice 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:25 Regional News and Weather 23:35 Question Time 24:35 This Week

08:00 Pinky and Perky 08:10 Angus and Cheryl 08:15 League of Super Evil 08:25 Newsround 08:30 Raven 09:00 Ed and Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 09:30 Timmy Time 09:40 Chuggington 09:50 Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!

10:00 Tinga Tinga Tales 10:15 Postman Pat 10:30 Guess with Jess 10:45 Show Me Show Me 11:10 Waybuloo 11:30 In the Night Garden 12:00 3rd and Bird 12:10 The Flintstones 12:35 The Flintstones 13:00 The Daily Politics 13:30 Working Lunch 14:00 Tennis 18:15 Escape to the Country 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Railway Journeys 20:00 The Culture Show 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Springwatch Unsprung 22:30 World Cup Kick Off Concert 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 The Culture Show

07:00 GMTV 09:35 GMTV with Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:25 ITV News 12:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News & Weather 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 18:00 The Chase 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News & Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Father & Son 23:00 ITV News at Ten & Weather 23:35 Sixty Six

08:20 Big Brother 09:50 The 5 O’Clock Show 10:50 Deal or No Deal 11:35 Will and Grace 12:00 Friends 12:30 Friends 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Kicking Ahead: The Power of Sport 13:10 Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind 13:20 Bhowani Junction 15:25 Coach Trip 15:55 Cook Yourself Thin 16:25 Countdown 17:10 Deal or No Deal 18:00 The 5 O’Clock Show 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 Come Dine with Me 23:00 Big Brother 24:10 Skins

08:00 Peppa Pig 08:05 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr. Men Show 08:35 Roary the Racing Car 08:45 Castle Farm 08:50 Make Way for Noddy 09:05 Fifi and the Flowertots 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Thomas & Friends 09:40 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:05 Ebb and Flo 10:15 The Wright Stuff 11:45 Trisha Goddard 12:45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:40 Five News 13:45 Vets in Action 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 Home and Away 15:50 I Own Britain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 16:05 They Come Back 18:00 Five News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 Live From Studio Five 20:30 Fifth Gear 21:00 Britain’s Greatest Machines with Chris Barrie 22:00 Once upon a

07:00 The Biggest Loser USA 08:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Bones 11:00 Medical Emergency 11:30 Medical Emergency 12:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 13:00 Angela and Friends 14:00 Bones 15:00 Project Catwalk 16:00 Stargate SG-1 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Modern Family 21:30 Modern Family 22:00 A League of Their Own 22:30 A League of Their Own 23:00 Lie to Me 24:00 NCIS: LA

08:30 Eurosport Flash 08:50 Show Jumping 09:45 Soccer City Live 10:00 ATP Tennis 11:00 Cycling 12:00 FIFA World Cup Giants 12:30 ATP Tennis 13:30 Live ATP Tennis 15:00 Live Cycling 16:30 Live ATP Tennis 19:30 Le Mans 24 Minutes 20:00 Live Le Mans 24 Hours 21:00 Soccer City Live 21:30 FIFA World Cup Giants 22:00 Live Le Mans 24 Hours 24:00 Rally Raid World Tour 24:30 Soccer City Live

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THE FUN, the fashion, the friendship: “Sex and the City 2” brings it all back and more as Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda take another bite out of The Big Apple--and beyond-carrying on with their busy lives and loves. What happens after you say “I do”? Life is everything the ladies ever wished it to be, but it wouldn’t be “Sex and the City” if life didn’t hold a few more surprises--this time in the form of a glamorous, sun-drenched adventure that whisks the women away from New York to one of the most luxurious, exotic and vivid

places on earth, where the party never ends and there’s something mysterious around every corner.

It’s an escape that comes exactly at the right moment for the four friends, who are finding themselves in--and fighting against--the traditional roles of marriage, motherhood and more.

After all, sometimes you just have to get away with the girls.

From Paris with love A personal aide to U.S. Ambassador in France, James Reece (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) has an enviable life in Paris, but his real passion is his side job as a low-level operative for the CIA. All James wants is to become a bona fide agent and see some real action. So when he’s offered his first senior-level assignment, he can’t believe his good luck until he meets his new partner, special agent Charlie Wax (John Travolta).

Wax leads James on a whiteknuckle shooting spree through the Parisian underworld that has James praying for his desk job.

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Forget the Eiffel Tower:

Head For Cinderella’s Castle by

Gemma Quinn Freelance writer

ESCAPE THE Spanish sunshine and beaches and head for another top European destination: Paris.

But, for the ultimate in family fun, ignore the city of romance and head east to Disneyland…

Flying direct from Alicante to Paris Beauvais, Disneyland Paris is just an hour’s drive east of the airport. Being an avid fan and visitor of the larger Disney theme parks in both Florida and California, it is with some scepticism that we venture to the smaller, Parisian version. But there is no need to worry. There is the same impressive landscaped grand entrance; the same quaint Main Street; the same thrilling rides and roller coasters; the same enchanting parades and of course; the same captivating castle at the heart of the park.

Disneyland Paris opened in 1992 as EuroDisney to much fanfare, yet it had a rocky start with many saying it was simply the ‘poor relation’ to the USA’s bigger and better parks and media headlines soon led to speculation the park would face closure. Now, the park has established itself as a frontrunner in entertainment vacations. It attracts an average of 12million visitors a year and is a fully fledged Disney Resort with hotels, two theme parks and the Disney Village, which means everyone can enjoy the break of their dreams, whether young or old.

The Park is the true heart and essence of everything that is Disney and is home to five different lands where you can meander through the likes of Frontierland, Adventureland and Fantasyland. Let your imagination run away with you as the magic envelops yours senses. It really is the place of childhood dreams and those dreams will come a reality for many a child as they meet their favourite Disney characters, have a photo taken and get their autograph before lining the streets to watch one of the daily parades.

As well as the main Disneyland Park, there is now the Walt Disney Studios Park adjacent, offering hot movie action and some serious grown up fun. For thrill seekers there’s the

stomach churning ‘Twilight Zone Tower of Terror’ which houses great views of the surrounding areas before the deadly drop from floor 13 back down to the ground. ‘Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster’ is a fast and furious white-knuckle ride, whilst the more sedate can enjoy the backlot movie tour, giving a fascinating insight into how some of Hollywood’s most spectacular special effects are achieved and letting you in on some of the tricks of the trade.

Topping off the Disneyland Paris Resort is the Disney Village. With live music, wild shows, dancing, cinemas, concerts, street artists and games, it easily takes you around the World from dawn ‘til dusk and right round to dawn again!

The unique entertainment area is also home to a state of the art IMAX theatre showing all the latest films allowing you to feel right in the heart of the action. And when that has fully exhausted you and the little ones, there is the choice of 10 themed restaurants and 4 bars for the grown ups, to help replenish the supplies ready for the next day of Disney magic. So Disney magic and family fun prevails in Paris but do you really need to have kids? Of course not! They just offer a great excuse to make Disneyland Paris your next adventure break.

TOP TIPS • Gemma flew to Paris with Ryanair, who offer daily flights from Alicante to Paris Beauvais • Staying at a Disneyland Resort hotel can offer excellent value for money with discounted entrance tickets and early bird passes to avoid the queues, there’s also the chance to have breakfast with your favourite Disney characters • Check out the website www.disneylandparis. co.uk as there are always new shows and parades and special offers on family tickets to ensure you make the most of your visit • Car hire from Paris Beauvais airport is Cinderella’s recommended.

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Nunca es tarde para aprender Spanish lessons by

Jane Cronin

A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs

Lesson 109

It’s never too late to learn. This is something I find myself saying to people in one way or another almost every day. On a similar subject, I was reading in a Spanish magazine the other day about women over fifty who had turned their lives around. The stories were quite inspiring. Luckily for me, and this article, they were also full of past tenses. Here are a few quotes from one lady called Menchu: “Me casé a los 22 años y dejé de trabajar”. (I got married at 22 and stopped working).

“Estaba contenta dedicándome a mi familia” (I was happy dedicating myself to my family).

“Cuando mis hijos crecieron, una amiga me propuso trabajar con ella. El cambio me gustó y me puse a hacer cursos como una loca”. (When my children grew up a friend suggested that I worked with her. I liked the change and I started doing courses like crazy).

“Nunca pensé que era mayor para buscar empleo” (I never thought I was (too) old to look for work) “Una de las cosas que me aporta el trabajo es que rejuvenece” (one of the things that work does is rejuvenate) Here are the words of another lady, Maite, who started studying at 59: “Me enteré hace siete años de que existía la Universidad de Mayores y me picó la curiosidad. No dije nada a mi marido ni a mis tres hijos y me presenté a la prueba de selección. Levaba 40 años sin

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hacer un examen. Estaba como un flan, pero cuando me aceptaron sentí una gran satisfacción”.

I’ve decided to let you translate this one, but here’s some help. “Enterarse” means “to find out”. Another expression I rather like is “estar como un flan” (to be like a flan). This doesn’t mean those round sponge things we eat, but a Spanish flan which wobbles about. Now you’re imagining a lady with lots of wobbly bits, but it actually means “shaking like a jelly”. Let’s get back to the point. This short extract illustrates the Spanish past tenses wonderfully, as it contains a sequence of events (she found out; she was curious; she said nothing; she sat an exam; she was accepted; she felt satisfied). Contrasted with these are two descriptions using the past continuous tense – she was (had been) 40 years without taking an exam, and she was shaking like a jelly.

Here is the final statement in Maite’s story: “Si tienes la cabeza ocupada, no te estancas. Y es una forma estupenda de llegar a la madurez.” (If your mind is occupied you don’t stagnate. It is a marvellous way to reach your mature years). This takes me back nicely to the first point of this article – “nunca es tarde para aprender”. Reading Spanish magazines is good too. This one was called “Mujer Hoy” (but is also good for men!) I liked it except for its lead story which told me that Sarah Jessica Parker considers herself a victim of fashion.

Lyndyloo – much more than a bridal store MOST PEOPLE know Lyndyloo in La Zenia as one of the Costa Blanca’s leading specialist bridal stores but not everyone realises what hidden treasures are to be found in store.

Recently, owner Louise has added a varied range of casual and affordable clothes for everyday wear.

The store also has a wide range of jewellery, accessories, shoes and bags. The shoe range also includes the exclusive designer Jimmy Choo!

Perfect for those Sex and the City

Raffle tickets just 1 euro for 50 numbers! Every Sunday!

PROCOMOBEL and Iron Art Factory Outlets support Paul Cunningham Nurses.

There was great excitement at the new Sunday market directly behind PROCOMOBEL - last Sunday 29th May, raffle tickets were on sale for the first time at €1 for FIFTY TICKETS, to support Paul Cunningham Nurses.

The lucky winner, Paul, won a trial bike – Paul, from Formentera, very generously donated the bike back to be auctioned and like a magician he also produced John Donaldson, professional auctioneer from Lumsden Auctions.

You will find John every week at the indoor market in Formentera.

Bidding both in Spanish and English was exciting and fun, finally ending with Paco paying €115 for this lovely bike donated

by PROCOMOBEL, further

swelling the funds raised to €315!

This Sunday (June 6th) there will be food tasting and a demonstration and also there are plans to have a wood restoration craft demonstration as well as another raffle, this time with a Patio Set as the prize. Procomobel is so much more than just a furniture store: it has everything to complete or restore your home and it is also a very pleasant place to go for just a wander

round; you will be made very welcome and you can just stop by and have a coffee. On Sundays from 10.00 until 14.00 you can experience a new kind of Sunday Funday Market and you will be surprised by the quality of the goods on sale in the new market.

For those bringing children there is a special play area with a bouncy castle and other adventures to keep them busy.

Note for your diaries THE ONLY opportunity to catch Cynthia Hilton’s sparkling one act comedy ‘No Decorum’, and other entertainment: 19.00 for 19.30 on 10th June at Cuidad Patricia, Benidorm. Only 2 euros for

the show and tapas will be available from the bar from 18.00 for those who wish to purchase light refreshments.

For further information, call Ann on 966 868 904.

moments! Having said that, Lyndyloo still has its huge bridal collection and all that brides to be could possibly need or desire! Lyndyloo caters for all brides and has recently added a new collection, Bonny Bridal to the range. Bonny Bridal is exclusive to Lyndyloo Bridal here in Spain: they are now offering the Unforgettable range, designed and cut for the larger lady in mind, Unforgettable sizes range from 16 - 32 (UK), which is up to a 60”

bust. Since 1983, Bonny Bridal has been dedicated to the highest and most dependable quality in wedding and formal fashions. The Bonny line has celebrated over 20 years of unique style and sophisticated elegance.

Why not visit the store on calle Flores 1, just off La Zenia roundabout behind Paddy’s Point. There really is something for everyone.

For more information call Lyndyloo on 966 733 314 or 654 897 720.

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by Jack Troughton

OUNGSTERS HAVE the opportunity to help create a fun world of entertainment at the Benitachell Arts Centre’s summer school.

From 28th June to 3rd September, children aged four to 14 can enjoy themselves and let off steam in the old cinema complex.

And each week they will prepare for and rehearse a specially written play – parents make up the audience every Friday afternoon – including building and painting scenery, preparing costumes and learning about makeup, as well as games, face painting, dressing up, crafts and watching films.

The summer school hours have been extended to help busy or working parents and keep youngsters from

It’s showtime

being bored over the long holiday. Each day runs from 09.30 until 17.00 and parents can enrol children for a half day, full day or by the week.

For full details visit www.stagedoor-spain.com or email info@benitaxellartscentre.info or call 680 673 871.

An evening with GASP

GASP, THE Gran Alacant and Santa Pola Theatre Group, is a brand new group with an enthusiastic membership. On 12th and 13th June, GASP will perform their debut show, ‘An Evening With Gasp’ at the Santa Pola Life Resort. Entrance is only €5 and car parking will be available at €2 for 3 hours at the Resort. Chairman and Director David Ashley said, “Santa Pola Town Hall has backed us all the way and we hope to put on further productions in the near future.” For tickets, or to join GASP, telephone David on 966 181 113.

Campoverde Theatre Group

The show raised 500€

THE GROUP held a successful Supper Theatre over three nights at the Olympia Restaurant, Mil Palmeras, where everyone enjoyed a delicious three course meal followed by ‘Cafe Rene’. All three nights were a complete sell out.

On the final night, a cheque for €500 was presented to AECC. The Group’s next Supper Theatre will be held on 2nd, 3rd and 5th October and ticket sales will be announced in early September. On Thursday 24th

June, Campoverde Theatre Group’s Summer Buffet Dance will take place at the Olympia Restaurant. Tickets at €15 can be ordered from Colin on 966 774 127.

Over the summer the Group will meet weekly on Wednesday afternoons, 14.00 – 16.00, for play readings; quizzes; talks etc with new members always welcome.

For further information, contact Louise on 965 322 614.

On with the show!

THAT’S JUST what the Cardenal Belluga Theatre Group did for a full house at the theatre on Friday evening.

The show featured some outstanding solo singers, great comedy and impressive dancers and raised €1,500 for their designated charity SEM - the local La Marina & San Fulgencio ambulance service that helps save lives in the local community. If you missed this lively evening, the group will be performing again on 15th October at the Cardenal The Belluga Theatre, so come along and show raised enjoy a really good show. Tickets can be 1,500€ obtained from Liz on 966 797 983.

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Josh Gillespie AGED JUST 14, Josh already has an interesting musical career and if you have seen him perform with his sister Layla, you would have guessed this phenomenal talent hasn’t come about overnight.

Aged six, Josh asked for his first guitar; the start of something special for this incredibly talented young man. He attended a small music academy for two years before the family’s move to Spain’s Costa Blanca, where Josh formed the band Crash Wednesday with some fellow students.

Their first gig at ‘Party In The Park’, they went down a storm supporting Josh’s uncle Limahl, singer with 80s pop legends Kajagoogoo. They were offered a regular slot at The Pirate Bar, Playa Flamenca, and gigs at The Venue and Diablos. When the band called it a day, Josh turned his bedroom into a mini recording studio, listening to and emulating Jimmy Hendrix and Slash, amongst

others, before trying his luck as a solo artist.

Josh’s sister Layla moved to Spain, having performed in Les Miserables and Whistle Down The Wind, and singing at The Royal Albert Hall. An accomplished singer and dancer, she felt she would like a break from the big shows to focus on her first love: singing.

Layla increased Josh’s confidence and the pair regularly gig along the southern Costa Blanca.

Josh would like to attend a music college to learn all aspects of music, whilst continuing to play guitar and write songs.

And TKO DJ Andy James is a massive fan. He recommends that if you love music you should see them perform. Andy told me “I can’t believe these talented musicians are so young; they deserve to be big names in the future.”

You can see Josh and Layla perform every Friday at Flannigans, Cabo Roig.

Keyword Pop Quiz DON´T FORGET: any Groups with ‘The’ as the first word will be the main name only. (i.e. The Rolling Stones will be Rolling Stones). First names will be used for answers (i.e. Billy Idol).

POP QUIZ: 4TH JUNE 1. What is the surname of ‘Modfather’ Paul?

2. Name the single that Peter Andre wrote as a result of his time in ‘The Jungle’ 3. Which Wings song featured as the title song for the 1973 James Bond film, starring Roger Moore?

4. Name the flamboyant pianist known

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It Takes Two IT TAKES TWO, namely Paul and Linda, are a musical duo playing a wide selection of hits from the fifties right through to the nineties, including ballads, rock and roll and songs from the Rat Pack. They have been performing together for around seven years and include Elvis, Cliff, Whitney Houston and Michael Bublé amongst their influences.

They have both been involved in the arts for many years and Paul was involved in amateur dramatics, acting in musicals including West Side Story and plays before pursuing a career in IT. He went on to achieve a black belt in karate too but never lost his love of music. Before joining husband Paul in It Takes Two, Linda sang with her mother and uncle in clubs and at weddings before joining a trio ‘Without The Boys’. They performed regularly before disbanding, which is when husband and wife joined forces.

Having practised to get the correct balance right in their musical repertoire, It Takes Two started to gig in clubs and pubs in the UK. Upon moving to Spain, they continued performing but only really took off once they joined Phoenix Promotions, who helped them get their name on the Costa Blanca map. They now have a big following and play mainly restaurants, dinner dances and private parties.

If you would like more information or would like to book ‘It Takes Two’ visit www.phoenix-promotions.eu

Find the keyword and win win two tickets to Aqua Natura. Just listen to Davy Jones between 14.00 – 17.00 on TKO FM on Monday 7th June to enter.

for his outrageous costumes and twinkly smile 5. What was the title of Baccara’s 1977 hit about dancing?

6. Who was lead singer with Black Sabbath from 1968-79 and again from 1997-2006?

7. Name the single which kept Rihanna at number one in the UK charts for 10 weeks 8. Which band had a hit in 1973 with Broken Down Angel & in 1975 with My White Bicycle?

9. Name the lead singer with The Pacemakers

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Listen to Davy Jones on TKO FM, Monday between 14.00 and 17.00.

Davy will ask you to text in the keyword. The winner and this week’s answers will then be announced.

GIG LIST Every Thursday 20.00 – 23.00 - Alejandro’s, La Zenia Every other Monday 21.00 – 24.00 - Whisper’s Bar & Restaurant, San Miguel (next gig 7th June) Friday 18th June - Bocardo’s Restaurante, La Zenia Friday 25th June - Las Palmeras Restaurante, Fortuna Wednesday 30th June - Captain’s Table, Lo Marabu

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Christian Scott... the future of jazz E

Vibes From The Costas by

Tony Poole

from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com

VERY NOW and then an artist comes along that captures your interest from the very first note.

This happened to me upon hearing Christian Scott’s CD ‘Rewind That’. He is a striking trumpeter with improvisional skills seldom seen from an artist of his young years. In his playing I heard the traditions of Miles Davis and Clifford Brown embraced with a modern day fusion of edgy jazz, soulful rhythms, rock and hip-hop grooves. So I was more than excited when I discovered he was performing at this summer’s San Javier International Jazz Festival.

Anybody interested in the future of jazz should check out Christian Scott.

Born March 31st 1983 in New Orleans, Louisiana, Christian is a Grammy Award nominated jazz trumpeter, composer and producer. He has been heralded by JazzTimes magazine as ‘the Architect of a new commercially viable fusion’ and ‘Jazz’s young style God’.

The nephew of jazz alto saxophonist Donald Harrison, Scott has released four studio albums and one live recording since 2006. The trumpeter is the progenitor of a ‘whisper technique’: by manipulating his breathing temperature and articulation he can procure a sound unlike the trumpet and more like a whispering human voice.

Christian exhibited a variety of talents and an exceptional intellect at a very

early age. He was a bright student and gifted athlete and visual artist. His mother recalls dropping a coin on a ceramic floor and, at the age of 12 or 13, Christian instinctively said, “G sharp.”

Scott’s grandfather, the legendary New Orleans folksinger and Mardi Gras Indian, Big Chief Donald Harrison, Sr., also took note of the extraordinary progress his grandson demonstrated.

Harrison, Sr. began introducing Christian to the legendary musicians of the ‘bebop’ era. He was a huge Miles Davis fan and would often have Christian play ‘Bag’s Groove’ at all hours of the day and night.

During the CD release performances at a Virgin Music store for Christian’s self titled debut recording, a former distributor for Concord Records, Kenneth Shurtlift, was in attendance.

So impressed with his talent and established fan base, the former Concord Records employee forwarded Christian’s recording to executives with Concord Music Group. Christian signed with the major label in 2005 and released his second recording, ‘Rewind That’ in 2006. The music industry took notice. Christian was prominently featured on the cover of Billboard Magazine and was named a ‘One to Watch in 2006’ by the quintessential music industry magazine.

Christian’s major label debut

Christian Scott

enjoyed remarkable success with its odd metered offerings of Jazz, Rock and R&B infused compositions. Critics did not know how to categorize the blend of musical influences. Because of Christian’s innovations, he has been credited by many for actually creating a new genre of music or at the very least, changing the genre of jazz. Christian’s intention was always to move the jazz genre forward. The commercial success of ‘Rewind That’ led the way for other young musician’s success in emulating the groundwork laid out by Christian. His Grammy nomination for Best Contemporary Jazz Album was no surprise to those who recognized his trailblazing work.

Christian’s latest CD, ‘Yesterday You Said Tomorrow’, was engineered by the legendary Rudy Van Gelder, Blue Note’s famous jazz figure who recorded Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Sonny Rollins, Herbie Hancock and many others. Christian will present his CD together with his spectacular quintet at Jazz San Javier.

The Christian Scott Quintet are appearing at the San Javier International on a double bill together with the Javier Vaquero Group on Saturday 17th July, doors open at 21:30. Tickets are €12 available from the San Javier Festival Office, Disco’s Carrots in Cartagena and ServiCaixa www.servicaixa.com. More info at www.jazz.sanjavier.es

Full details www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com plus you can find me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/tony.poole. Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com Keep the ViBES ALiVE!

Children from 10 nationalities sing in Rodgers & Hammerstein spectacular concert THE 60 strong Melody Makers International Choir, joined by 18 members of the El Limonar International School, will perform a second concert at the Orihuela Costa Resort, on Saturday 19th June, accompanied by a professional band, with musicians from both Spain and the UK. The ten nationalities taking part will perform harmonised favourites from the Oscar and Hammerstein musicals such as The Sound of Music; State Fair;

Oklahoma and Carousel under conductor Nigel Hopkins, who trains the Melody Makers International Choir.

With the success of the ELIS children, Nigel Hopkins has announced that he will form a new

international Youth Choir, called Cantemos! (Let’s Sing!) in September this year, in the Villamartin area. Further details will be available at the concert.

Tickets, priced at €10, are available from the Box Office on 966 760 800.

Spanish & British Bands to perform together THE UNION Musical San Fugencio continues to promote integration through music. The Spanish Band Unión Musical San Fulgencio, led by Guillen Alcocer, together with the Moztly MainZtream Big Band Led

by John Atkins, will perform at the Cardenal Belluga Theatre in San Fulgencio on 13th June, curtain at 20.00.

The first part of the concert will feature The Union Musical San Fulgencio playing Latin American and Spanish music, the second will be MoZtly MainZtream playing Swing and Jazz numbers. The Finale will be Artie Shaw’s Clarinet Concierto performed by the Conductor of the San Fulgencio band German Guillen Allcocer.

Entrance to the concert is free. However there will be Donations Points to support various local Charities.

Tickets are available at San Fulgencio Town Hall, Medical Center (village) and the Tourism Office. The numbers are limited and entrance is by ticket only. For more information visit www.umsf.es or 966 794 013 or email info@umsf.es

Sevillanas Social Club at Camposol Fiestas THE SEVILLANAS Social Club will be going to the Camposol Fiestas (Mazarron,Murcia) on Sunday June 27th to spend the day and support the Sevillanas Club Flamenco Dancers in their first dance competition. There will be dance competitions (all categories and ages) throughout the day. It will be a highly enjoyable outing, departing from Pilar de la Hoaradada about 09:30 and returning at 17.00. Prices are €10 for non-members for the coach and €8 for members.

Please reserve your seats ASAP or for more information call Raquel at 630 689 431.

4 - 10 june 2010 Win a meal for 2 at the Inn Plaice in torrevieja (Mon-Thu) or at La Pista Restaurante In Jalon (Mon-sat Lunchtimes Only) by answering the Cryptic Crossword correctly. Answers by email to: office@roundtownnews.com or Fax: 96 570 5328.

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Last week’s Crossword and Suduko answers found on page 51. Crossword winner for issue 554: Dave Bonner Costa Blanca South

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Quick Crossword

Cryptic Crossword

Across 3. Uninviting (9) 8. Bellow (4) 9. Kind, helpful person (9) 10. Not present (6) 11. Mix (5) 14. Object (5) 15. Rotate (4) 16. Boat crew (5) 18. Coil (4) 20. Saunter (5) 21. Long (5) 24. Repudiate (6) 25. Translate (9) 26. Entanglement (4) 27. Mythical (9)

Across 3. Hinder by anticipation, everybody going to the woods (9) 8. I had gone after father - but not for nothing! (4) 9. Mathematical instrument used when tennis scores are level? (3-6) 10. Rig one area (6) 11. About five observed? No, more than five (5) 14. Lost article in the sea (5) 15. Or back the politician for a frolic (4) 16. Memento taken from derelict building (5) 18. Complete defeat for May in comparison with Mary (4) 20. Outer way taken (5) 21. More than a second interval in music (5) 24. If depressed it might throw light on the matter (6) 25. Breed elms that looked like something else (9) 26. No backing at 50 to 1 for the royal beast (4) 27. Bars trend to showing big breed of dog (2,7)

Sudoku

Down 1. Collapse (9) 2. Miserliness (9) 4. Tidy (4) 5. Be of value (5) 6. East (6) 7. Genuine (4) 9. Trap (5) 11. Start (5) 12. Astonish (9) 13. Compensation (9) 17. Implied (5) 19. Erase (6) 22. Swift (5) 23. At one time (4) 24. Beloved (4)

Down 1. Be merciful to ancient city; slimmers want to get rid of it! (5,4) 2. Pick only those who are married for special treatment? (6,3) 4. Frank has nothing to write (4) 5. Follow in green suede shoes (5) 6. Excursionist’s car goes right after mistaking the way in 20 (6) 7. Bird provides an amusing incident (4) 9. Not drunk like this at the end of December? (5) 11. In order that the cover shall not be hollow... (5) 12. ... see this is lower, but unable to cope (3,2,2,2) 13. Foreman, perhaps, has the mastery (5,4) 17. A lot of people boast 500 joined (5) 19. Wrongly hit the first woman to steal (6) 22. Bird is almost getting dressed up? (5) 23. One can do better than this rhythm (4) 24. The prophet evidently has eyes (4)

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Take advantage of the hotter weather by

Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors

AT LAST - temperatures in the thirties! For those retired or on holiday it is time to start doing any necessary gardening early and then enjoy the rest of the day, including a post lunch siesta, in a wonderfully colourful and perfumed garden and lunching and dinning off garden crops!

For those working, fitting in an hours cool gardening before going to work to be able to enjoy the weekend to the full.

To do this, take out the barbecue, solar cooker and paella pan...

After a slow start, the summer squash, tomato, pepper and aubergine plants are growing well in the warmer temperatures and for several weeks we have been enjoying new potatoes and the first courgettes, but

the asparagus crop is at an end. But what crops we had this year, after the heavier than normal rains.

Those that suffered frost damage to plants such as bougainvilleas hibiscus and lantana should now see that they are now finally shooting but a month later than normal. If you live in a frost belt, recognise that the red hibiscus and purple bougainvilleas are the hardiest. Buy the other colours annuals with a plus if they survive some milder winters.

Spring lilies are exceptional this year, last autumn’s rain having swelled the bulbs and the exotic epicactus and epiphylum flowering buds are forming early.

We have been in ‘Solarium land’, south of Alicante, several times recently. Although thoughtful developers provided them we noticed that many are not that well prepared for the sunny weather or planted up. Most that were had a large awning or gazebo to give shade for the family and plants. The latter is important as few plants really like the full sun week after week with no respite but as indicated in the plant tables in ‘Apartment

A yellow squash plant

Gardening Mediterranean Style’, there are many plants that enjoy the semi shade under awnings and climber covered gazebos. Check through these to save the expense and disappointment of planting unsuitable plants and loosing heart.

If you haven’t set your irrigation system going yet, now is the time to do so and check that the drip heads are all working. Extend last years system to reach newly planted plants and trees and ensure that water gets down to the deepest roots. For new trees and shrubs, a twice-a-week soaking does more good than a shallow daily ‘under-watering’.

After the recent hot weather, the damp soil around drip feeds can attract slugs and snails, so do sprinkle some slug bait around.

GARDENING QUESTION AND ANSWER STAND AT LIONS FUN DAY We look forward to answering readers gardening questions and solving their current gardening problems from 10.00 until 18.00 at the Lions Charity Fun Day in the Torrequemada Gardens in Denia on Saturday 12th June. Autographed books, healthy plants and a competition for a morning’s gardening advice in your garden will await you.

If you live elsewhere, remember that you can send in questions to spanishgardening@hotmail.com We will answer individually or via a dedicated column if it is a problem likely to be experienced by others.

CLODAGH AND DICK HANDSCOMBE are practical gardeners and authors who have enjoyed living, gardening and writing in Spain for twenty five years. Their latest quartet of best selling gardening books are ‘Your Garden in Spain’, ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’, ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’ and ‘Growing Healthy Fruit in Spain’. They are available from high street and internet book shops including www.santanabooks.com. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com June 2010

Sponsored swim ROYAL MARINES Association (Costa Blanca Branch) sponsored swim in aid of Help For Heroes Charity 10.30am La Mata Beach 6th June

Cultural tour of Almoradi NEXT SATURDAY 5th June, starting at the Tourist Info, there will be a Guided Tour of interesting buildings in Almoradí. A guide will accompany those present to the Chapel of C/ España,

the Theatre Cortés and the Church of San Andrés. At the end of the tour, the group will be given a concert by the students of the Music Conservatory. The tour starts at 10.30 and may be joined via the Tourist Information Office or by emailing: almoradi@touristinfo.net.

D-Day celebrations

LA BATALLA, Avenida Las Americas, Roldan is to hold street party celebrations on 6th June to mark the anniversary of D-Day and support Holidays4Heroes and

Help4Heroes. The fun starts at 5pm and ration books are only 5€ to buy Bully Beef Hash, wine, beer and other WWII favourites are available.

For further information, visit www.labatalla.eu

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Fish cakes Thai style THIS IS a rather easy dish to make and to keep (in the freezer): a delicious surprise for unexpected guests.

Preparation time: approx. 30 min.

FISH CAKES

600gr of perch (other filet of white fish) 4 tablespoons of sesame oil 4 tablespoons of soya sauce 4 teaspoons of fish sauce 4 teaspoons of red curry paste 8 lime leaves

RED CURRY PASTE

RTN AND RESTAURANT Casa ‘Mola Mola’ are proud to present a series of recipes. We will take a closer look at the Spanish tradition of eating, in particular the fabulous world of TAPAS. Eating tapas is typical to Spain and entertaining. It is a way to enjoy the company of friends or family whilst sampling several different flavours in small portions.

OVER THE NEXT 10 WEEKS, CHEF SASSEN WILL BE PREPARING THE FOLLOWING TAPAS: 1. Patatas Bravas ‘New Style’ 2. Goat’s Cheese with Lavander and Vanilla Syrup 3. Dices of Tuna with Tomato-Pistache Marmalade 4. Fish Cakes Thai Style 5. Chicken Sticks with Mango-Teryake Sauce 6. Smoked Salmon filled with fresh Goat’s Cheese and Herbs 7. Boquerones with Sundried Tomato and Quail Egg 8. Shrimps with Papaya and Moscatel sauce 9. Scrambled Eggs with Smoked Salmon and Caviar 10. Bavarois of Horchata and Granizado of Moscatel

8 dried chillis without seeds, chopped 1 teaspoon coriander seeds ½ teaspoon cardamom seeds 1 teaspoon white pepper 2 tablespoons chopped garlic 2 pcs lemon grass, chopped 3 coriander roots, chopped 1 teaspoon lime leaves, chopped 2 teaspoons shrimp paste

SAUCE

2 cups of rice vinegar or wine vinegar 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar 2 chillis 1/4 cucumber ½ shallot chopped some coriander, chopped some sesame seeds

PREPARATION

For the sauce, you place the vinegar, water and sugar in a saucepan. Boil till it reduces by 2/3 and put aside to cool. Now chop the chillis, cucumber and shallot.

Add to the liquid with the chopped coriander and sesame seeds.

For the curry paste, place all the ingredients in a blender and mix till you get a paste texture.

To prepare the fish cakes: cut the fish into cubes and place one fourth in a food processor. Add 1 tablespoon of sesame oil, 1 tablespoon of soya sauce, 1 teaspoon of fish sauce, 1 teaspoon of red curry paste and 2 lime leaves. Mix everything in the food processor till you get a paste.

Place in a bowl. Repeat 3 times.

Preheat the fryer at 170º.

Take a round mould (diameter 6 or 7cm) to make the cookies (max 1 cm thick) and make at least 16 equal portions. Fry them for three minutes or till they surface.

Presentation: divide the garnish over four plates, placing four fish cakes per person. Put the sauce in a small dish in the centre or use four small individual ones.

Restaurant Casa ‘Mola Mola’ in the old town of Calpe is a must for every food lover!

For reservations call 965 839 554 / 628 057 138 Casa ‘Mola Mola’, C/la justicia 6 C/campanarie 5, 03710 Calpe

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Running I COULDN’T believe it the first time I saw him.

My new Guide was on horseback and staring right at me. Oval hazel eyes peered out from a face puzzled and lined with both experience and strength. A finger pointed at me and then his headdress caught the sun and the myriad ice blue and coral glass beads could be seen between each clump of three feathers. Navajo chieftains appeared at his side as if they wanted to be introduced to me as well.

This was my first vision of a Spiritual Guide, and I was thirteen years old. Running Bear was a Medicine man, and true to his name, he carried a pouch of buffalo hide, within which was the potions of Native Red Indian remedies: enough to care for an entire tribe. He was so knowing of me and he appeared so sure of me; whereas the white man, in conflict of his predecessors, had left him scarred, traumatised, battle weary and suspicious.

I had always dreamed of having a Red Indian Guide. I had read a book about Guides when I was in third grade, and marvelled that such wonderful people could be a part of my spiritual life. Running Bear was just like a dream that had very much come true for me and I couldn’t believe my luck at this assignation. My Medicine man was soulful and spiritual and yet he was knowledgeable and prepared. He showed at once his inner energies and his strong need to alleviate pain and to support his tribe. Now, he was set to help me in my mission.

Though I had hot hands, I did not immediately take on the healing energies that were growing within me. A thirteen year old isn’t normally ready to take on a healing energy and to turn it into a ministry. However, my Guide was sent to tell me that I did have work to do, and that he would help me all the way along the spiritual path that was already opening in front of me.

Running Bear looked about a hundred years old. His lines on his sun beaten face always lovingly turned into furroughs, like a

Bear

well ploughed field, when he looked at me. I now know that he saw a future within me and the start of an association that would last for many years. He was so supportive of me and so consistently there when he was needed.

I am sorry to say that I did not realise, in my immaturity, and lack of experience, that when he appeared it was to heal someone in my presence. So my first healings were delivered without my knowledge and my full understanding. But they were delivered, and looking back as I do with rightful nostalgia, this was the first step along the way.

I didn’t know that I was healing, but Running Bear did the job, until I learned the mechanics and gained the expertise; and I soon did, under his watchful, loving and tender love and care.

Just sometimes I dream of the prairies.

The warm wind blows tumbleweed across a stretch of sand where grows the flowering cactus, and the sun fades dramatically over the ridge. Suddenly the sound of horses hooves ring out as a black horse nears.

Gathering up the reins and patting the horse, Running Bear turns to look straight through me with that knowing smile. As he turns to be silhouetted in the dusk of a fading, but red hot day, the headdress wavers in the breeze and he looks out on his familiar territory, proud of his work and his spiritual inner energy of love and care. Born to heal and protect, a man of immense strength, his dextrous love and care showed me the way as I moved on and became a man, a healer; and has made me forever, a supportive protector of the remnants of the remaining mighty and powerful North American Indian tribes.

Suddenly, without warning, Running Bear digs in his heels and is carried into a blazing sunset by his trusty horse. I watch him until he fades away and I am left with his pride, his love, and his continued support and care of me in this World and for sure, the next.

Love & Light... Kenny Corris

Postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, all your workshops and courses and your readings seem to take place in the North of the Costa Blanca. Do you ever visit the Torrevieja area? I would like to meet you in person and I read your page every week without fail. Betty F. Hi Betty, Don’t ask me why, but the major part of my work is in the North. My mini readings at the Maya Bistro in Albir are always very popular, and I have a new location in Javea, Bar Peri Pera, but I don’t know of any spiritual café in the South. If you know of a location, society, or Church that would like me to visit and do readings, demos or workshops, or after dinner speaking, then please let me know. I can also visit you at home, so why not organise a group for readings, and I will come to you? I hope we do get to meet, wherever and whenever, Betty!

STOP PRESS! I am in Rojales next Saturday, 5th June from 10.30 at Hotel Corazon offering readings on behalf of Paul Cunningham Nurses. See you then?

Kenny’s Diary New Location: Bar Peri Pera: Javea Port TUESDAY 8th June: Readings available from 17.00 onwards at this stylish bar close to the Dolphin Fountain, at: Avenida de los Fueros Nº 1. Please call Tracey for information and bookings on: 677 253 488. Looking forward to meeting you at what could be a regular spiritual venue in Javea.

Saturday 5th June: Readings at Hotel Corazon, Quesada Golf, Fun Day from 10.30, in aid of Paul Cunningham Nurses.

contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!

horoscopes by Kenny Corris Jupiter enters this weekend bringing the answer to your recent prayers and supplications. There is lightness in the air and a subsequent spring in your step as you assume solutions and learn to move on. The luck of Jupiter, and the need to reason and balance allows you your say at long last, and you can choose what you have to say, very carefully and distinctly, by changing from within that song that you sing to yourself. Let the good times roll.

Actions with Mars and Uranus see you losing your temper, and even though you are fully justified this week, having had your patience tested to the limit, it would make things a lot easier if you kept calm. The angry Taurean is a sight for sore eyes, and you actually do not like yourself when you lose it big time.

Stay calm, let others find out what you know, and with this subtly you’ll silently be rattling a few cages on the way!

Footloose Jupiter and fancy free Chiron allow you to tune within and to have some much needed rest relaxation and peace at last. You have been holding your tongue as of late and you merit a rich reward, so let someone you love spoil you. Anything that heals you holistically is great this week, as you breathe relief from each and every pore, and especially from physical contact. You could learn to love all the attention: well why not?

Uranus and Mars are looking for a midweek solution in the form of a notable inconjunction. This means that you are storing up energy to fight, and so as such you are missing some of the changes around that actually may serve to help you. The stubborn streak still looks for a revenge for something which you must know is regrettable but not reversible. Some things will never change, but let’s see what hope can do for you!

You need to eat a large slice of humble pie because of your jumping to what you now know where unrealistic and untrue conclusions. You have judged and juried your claim without thought, and now is the final chance to turn this all around before the finger points at you. Though things do not appear to be what they seem, use this time to look forward to a clean slate, a new and deep understanding and a complete elimination of negative ties.

Mars enters with a view to a long term residence in the third house of perpetuity and solace. Make up your mind this time, because games haven’t helped you to anything but regret what you instinctively had to do. Time and tide will wait for no man, so strike now while the iron is got and discharge from your life that which you must to restore the Libran balance you need to see you through. You will succeed, but it didn’t have to be this way!

Turning and tuning in your energies to something new sounds wonderful and inspiring, but it is being seen as a mighty wrench for your gut instincts and your predetermined plan for the future. This week is all about holding it together, and not letting people see the disappointment you suffer, since the power of positive energy needs to work a miracle on your behalf. This is the last time you get away with working things around you. Learn by your errors.

Staying silent hurts. You know, however that you cannot take sides, and that you have some work to do; if maintaining your image is important to you right now. Mars fleetingly flirts with Virgo under the watchful eye of Jupiter, due to cheat on Uranus in a midweek stand off. Your situation currently isn’t good, but boy are you making every effort to see it doesn’t show! Try too hard and suspicions will be aroused, play it gently down the line.

Jupiter enters into Aries just after a hectic weekend, and opposes Uranus later on in a busy week. The pressure is on you to perform, at least to say yes or no!

However you are playing your cards near to your chest and intriguing those who now need a result. Playing it cool when the heat is not only on, but turned up too, is a dangerous game; but, you know what you’re doing. The question is quite clearly, why do you have to make so much of all this?

Let others do and say what they like, you have made your bed, and now you have to lie in it. The weekend brings you a great surprise, and it serves too to clear the air and to see you achieving what you set out to do, especially as the goal posts have changed, and changed again. Eliminate falsehood, because someone around you isn’t the friend that you thought that they were, all along, and yet you can now so easily beat them at their own game.

Uranus plays in the court of Mars, and you are stirring things up inadvertently.

Amidst a web of other people’s deceit and lies comes the change to bring forward the chalice of truth that will hopefully stop all the mindless recent gossip that has hurt you, and renew a confidence through the passion of a relationship that begs to emerge, but awaits your decision. Difficult call, difficult week, so have your quick answer ready, and do not take any prisoners!

One step forward and two back, as someone knocks you way off course this week. You have some wonderful ideas, and yet the very best of them seem never to emerge, because someone stops you. You are right to rebel, but establish your own control and fight for what you need, and the right to do just what it is that you know that you have to, without hindrance and hubris from those who cannot be seen as capable of knowing your truly beautiful intentions.

If it’s your birthday this week...

Tell it like it is: no holds barred! You need to clear your soul to allow future projects to be well and truly within your own control, and then they will work their way back to you!

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Car Trouble Book Review by

Danny Collins

copy@dannyjpcollins.com

READERS OF the true crime genre will already be familiar with the name of Wensley Clarkson, whose books on crime and biographies of underworld personalities have sold millions worldwide. But in ‘Car Trouble’, Clarkson turns the spotlight upon his own childhood in West London and the result is a poignant reminder to all of us of those days we spent struggling to understand the vagaries of adults and the words and promises made and unravelled so carelessly, that scarred us for better or worse into our own adulthood.

Clarkson’s father Tony was on the editorial staff of the Daily Mirror during the 1960s, the decade when London was still dragging itself out of the traumas of post war rationing and into the new world of Cilla Black, Carnaby Street and the Beatles. His French mother had never recovered from the tragic death of a much earlier child and lived an eccentric existence in a haze of alcohol and anti-depressants.

As an only child, Wensley Clarkson was left to build his own fantasy world as an alternative to aching loneliness.

The solitary child became obsessed with cars, with the registration and model of cars that passed below his bedroom window noted with clerk-like precision and scrawled into the pages of his notebook. More pleasure was drawn

from interludes of outings in the family Ford Zodiac driven by his unstable mother – ‘After mumbling, “Is it clear?” she liked giving me the responsibility to see if there was any traffic coming before she shot out of the carport straight into our busy one way road,’ Clarkson recalls, without a hint of fear.

Other outings included a trip to Spain with his parents in a borrowed Hillman Minx to visit old comrades of his father from the International Brigade and his parent’s drunken arguments, further fuelled by mammoth binges to celebrate their ‘reconciliations’. Throughout it all, Clarkson creates whimsical comedy as his young alter ego apes his mother’s precarious manoeuvres from the back seat playing with his brightly coloured stick-on steering wheel and column change, but my largest smiles were prompted by the nostalgia of his writing and the Laurie Lee quality he instils into an era gone from us forever.

How can we not feel an emotion tug at the mention of a Bristol 405, even if it’s being knocked down by one, or a ride to the South Downs in a Wolseley 6/110, his mother’s lethal manoeuvres briefly replaced by those of a very drunk ageing writer who had recently only partially recovered from a debilitating stroke, while his parents, equally bathed in alcohol, sat blissfully unaware in the

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back? Clarkson recalls with pride that at age seven he sat next to the driver and helped him steer throughout the ten minutes drive home.

This could have been a sad book but it isn’t. It’s a story of the development of character that comes about when children are left to develop mentally in isolation and thereby exceed the limits otherwise

imposed by a dominant environment. And if Clarkson can write like this it certainly didn’t do him any harm.

Every writer hopes to pull off one book that is a career milestone. With ‘Car Trouble’, I believe Wensley Clarkson had done it in tens. I have a feeling that this book is set to become a classic of our time.

All the featured books are available off the shelf or by mail order from Librería Europa, Calle Oscar Esplá 2, 03710 Calpe. Tel: 96 583 58 24; e-mail: libreria.europa.calpe@gmail.com Take along or send this review for a discount of 5% on your purchases.

Cricket Club fun day SAN FULGENCIO Cricket Club held its 2nd annual fun day at La Marina on Saturday 29th May, starting with a car boot sale including stalls, a raffle and great prizes for winners: thanks to all who donated.

There was an impressive display of Classic cars (a big thank you to them), closely followed by the Euro Bikers: what a way to start the day!

And the TKO Roadshow gave TKO entertained the whole day a party atmosphere: the crowds we were entertained by Cindy Van

Free coffee for ladies THE VELVETONES close Harmony chorus invites ladies to their free coffee morning/open day on Wednesday 9th June at the Hotel Cabo Cervera, La Mata, Torrevieja. Perhaps do a simple voice test to see if you might be interested in joining in this fabulous hobby. If you are not a singer, sit and relax and be entertained!

To meet new friends and enjoy an amazing social life, come

Esperen and her Zumba dancers; Charlie Royal; the excellent Totally Dance Troupe and Sam Jones’s beautiful vocals.

The Cricket Club put on a high scoring, entertaining ‘adults v kids’ match: the kids whupped us! Man of the Match was Adam Alger with 50 runs in just over 3 overs!

Live music followed with Phoenix productions’ duo Scandal; Patti Ross and Paul Schrager. Thanks guys!

Let’s hope next year will be even bigger and better.

and chat with the girls over a coffee! Bring husbands too - although coffee is free for ladies only!

The girls sing at parties, theatres, restaurants and bars, most events raising funds for charities such as the Butterfly children; Cystic Fibrosis and AECC. So escape from soaring temperatures; join them in the air-conditioned splendour of this beautiful hotel....they would love to welcome you between 10.00 and 13.00!

For further details call Kristoff on 966 714 973 or visit the website www.velvetones.org

Alcoholics Anonymous AA MEMBERS Worldwide will meet in San Antonio, Texas on 10th June this year to celebrate the 75th anniversary of AA, now with more than two million people meeting in 100,000 groups across 150 countries.

Are you concerned by your own drinking habit? Does your private or your professional life bring you into contact with a problem drinker? You are invited to attend the Open Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous on Friday 4th June at the International Christian Assembly room, Calle San Miguel de Salinas No. 2 (Corner of Calle Santomera), Torrevieja at 13.00.

There are no fees for membership of AA; it is self supporting through voluntary contributions of its members: donations from outside are actively declined. There is no charge for entry to any AA meeting.

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Computing

Uninstalling Norton

Ursula via email asks: Hi Aunty. I had Norton 360 on my computer but as my subscription expired a few weeks ago, I didn’t wish to renew it so I uninstalled from my computer. When I went to get AVG free download, every time I go through the setup process I get to the end (where it gives you a list of which one you want to uninstall) I don’t have the Norton icon because I have already uninstalled it. What should I do now to get the AVG free download? Please help as I have no security on my computer Aunty says: Hello Ursula. There is a special uninstall program for Norton 360 which you can download from the www.symantec.com website. If you use the search box and type in ‘uninstall 360’ you will see the download page. Failing this you could try one of the other free antivirus programs such as Avira or Avast.

with aunty virus

Roaming USB Internet services Bill from La Marina asks: Hi Aunty. Please help with following, the answer might interest others with similar problem. We are going to the UK for three months very early June and taking my laptop and I am aware that I can use a dongle to get onto internet while there, so I expect to buy a new UK mobile plus dongle once we arrive.

In Spain I use Telefonica for my landline telephone and their ADSL, plus Europa for cheap calls to the UK and elsewhere.

The question is: what happens about an Internet Service Provider in the UK

as I believe you have to pay one to get connected to the internet? Hopefully you might be able to email me an answer before next Saturday or have a reply in the RTN. Thanks in advance, keep up the good work.

Aunty says: Hi Bill. I have had very mixed response to the roaming USB Internet services so I would suggest signing up to a UK ISP (such as Vodafone) on a pay-as-you-go tariff which you can re-use whenever you are in the UK.

Emailing attachments Sharron from Lo Crispin asks: Dear Aunty, my computer is an Acer using XP and my problem is when emailing attachments like a news letter or document the receiver cannot open them or they simply don’t get there. I know I can send jpegs because I send pictures to my daughter, but why do I fail with files etc? If I am sent files then I cannot open them and these attachments are in different formats, can you tell me what I should save a document in so I can send in email?

Aunty says: Hi Sharron. This sounds like it could either be a security setting in your browser program or possibly your firewall. Probably the easiest way to test this it to download Google Chrome and try it for a few days. Chrome has more simple security features and will often tell you exactly why files cannot be downloaded or opened.

If you send me some samples then I can look into it a bit more.

Recovering deleted emails

Morag via email asks: Dear Aunty, I realise you are busy but have asked if there is any method of getting back emails which have mistakenly been deleted, particularly from 17th May to this week, but as yet have not heard from you. Some of the details are: it’s an Acer Aspire 5630 using Internet Explorer and my mail server is hotmail.co.uk.

It would be greatly appreciated if you think there is an answer to my problem.

Aunty says: I’m not 100% sure about Hotmail Morag, but with my Gmail I can recover emails up to 30 days after I’ve deleted them. I think you have a ‘deleted’ folder on the left of your Hotmail window which should open a folder with all of your deleted emails. You should be able to tick any emails you want to recover and move them back into your Inbox using the drop down menu. Let me know how you get on.

That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out

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SuperFast Internet!

Printing movie frames Terry via email asks: Dear Aunty, You have helped me in the past so hope you can this time. I took some pictures with my digital camera and downloaded them on my computer as usual. When I went to view them I found that prior to taking this last batch I must have moved the top selector on my camera to video. A few of these pictures are one off and can never be replaced. So my problem is how can I run off a still picture on my printer from a video on my computer? When I freeze the camera to look at the picture taken it comes up as a still photo. Therefore is there anyway to run off a still picture directly from the camera.

I hope this is understandable and you are able

to help me. Incidentally, your article is the first page I turn to in my RTN. Aunty says: Hi Terry. You may find a feature on your camera where you can extract single frames from video files but probably the best way would be to use a program on your PC, such as VLC Media Player which will let you freeze movies and take a snapshot to save or print. You can get it from www.download.com and it is free.

MANGO launches an application for the iPhone MANGO, Spain’s most international fashion company, is launching an application for the iPhone which will allow its users to discover all the latest company news and stay informed of the latest promotions, while offering them exclusive discounts. This new application, which allows its entire content to be shared via e-mail or social networking sites, is available worldwide in Spanish, English,

French and German.

Users can download it free of charge either on the device via the App Store or on the computer via iTunes. The application also includes a virtual store assortment, Shop Online, where you can purchase any product quickly, simply and safely. The Mix & Match section simulates a virtual Interactive fitting room where users can upload their own photos and dress up in MANGO clothes

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Sky Digital explained (Part two)

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Features and extras you may not be aware of! by

Bill Pole

ConeXionS TV Solutions, professional sales, service, support & advice

WELCOME BACK to RTN’s series of monthly features about the world of British TV here on the Costa Blanca where we update you with the latest news, products and developments in a plain English, easy-to-read format. Last month we covered some of the lesserknown features of the standard Sky box, such as programming channel changes for when you’re away. This month in part two, we continue our look at the humble Sky digibox and how to get the most out of it. Much of the following info also applies to Sky+ & HD boxes too. Age, make and model make no difference!

SKY MULTI-ROOM is a clever offer from Sky to tempt you into spending an extra £10 a month on TV. In return, you get a second Sky subscription card (assuming that you already subscribe, of course!) on the same package as the first, but at a reduced price. The second card is used in a secondary location such as the bedroom, kitchen, den, etc. and allows two channels to be viewed simultaneously - one in each room - using separate Sky digiboxes. However, one of Sky’s ingenious rules is that the second box MUST be connected to a UK landline, and yes, they do test it each month by ‘pinging’ the modem in the box!

So multi-room is not an option here in Spain. Instead, we must pay full price for a second card, if we wish to use one subscription card in the UK and the other in Spain - and we must be careful not to let Sky know!

Now - it is possible - with a Sky box in each country, to simply bring your card over with you and insert it into the Spanish box. However, Sky Sports and Sky Movies will not transfer from box to box so easily. You will get the Family Pack channels just fine (depending on your dish size, of course) but you will

get an error message on the Sports or Movie channels, as these are ‘married’ to the digibox the card is officially registered to.

Another option is to connect a second TV direct to your primary Sky box (e.g. in the living room) via either a cabled or wireless link. A cabled link provides a consistent signal, but a) requires yet another cable from the box to the secondary location, and b) requires the secondary TV to either come from the UK, or have a countryswitching option. You will also need to go back to the living room each time you wish to change channels, unless you add a handy ‘magic eye’ gadget which will do this for you quite cheaply.

The wireless option is great, because it allows flexibility – you can move your secondary TV to a new location, and also expandability – you can add additional receiver units to receive TV all over the house from only one transmitter unit, and c) you can change channels from the remote TVs. They all work on the 2.4Ghz band, which unfortunately clashes with microwave ovens (causing a buzzing sound when the microwave is on), and some wireless burglar alarm systems (which interfere with changing channels), so they might not be suitable for all. And lastly, of course, ALL of these home re-distribution methods mean that you receive the same channel in each location, because you are simply redistributing an existing signal. Change channels in one location, and it changes all over the house!

I get a lot of emails asking me how to easily reset a digibox after a power-cut or other service interruption. If you visit www.conexions-javea.com/skylogon.pdf you can print out my step-by-step guide to getting your TV back up and running

at any time of day, and in all but the most extreme weather.

Have you ever noticed the red and white RCA or Phono connectors on the back of your Sky box? Do you have a stereo or hi-fi system nearby with similar inputs on the back, and an AUX (auxiliary) mode? In that case, if you run a €3-5 cable between the two and set your hi-fi system to AUX, you can enjoy full, deep sound like never before (depending on the quality of your hi-fi and speakers, of course!). Movies that rumble; deep, rich music; realistic sound effects that your TV can only hope to imitate – this is the single cheapest improvement you can make to your Sky system! Email me direct, for advice on your own personal situation...

If you ever wish you could operate your TV volume via your Sky remote control, you might be interested to know that although the default setting is for use with Sony TVs, you can reconfigure your remote control using a procedure and code table found towards the back of all Sky Digital manuals. Simply follow the instructions to convert your Sky remote to suit your brand of TV, and stop fighting over the remote with your other half!

Speaking of remote controls, due to their rubber keypads Sky and Sky+ remotes are prone to getting sticky

buttons, faded buttons, or buttons that are a real pain to press after a while.

Ease your frustration by replacing your old remote control with a genuine Sky replacement, available from any good local supplier. This applies to Sky+HD remotes too, although these are generally less prone to ‘sticky button syndrome’ as unlike their older brothers, they don’t have rubber keypads but hard plastic buttons.

EXCLUSIVE INFO The standard Sky digibox is an endangered species. The rise and rise of Sky+ and Sky HD have meant that manufacturers in most cases are no longer producing the ‘standard’ (ie non Sky+ or HD) boxes.

We will be covering the benefits of upgrading to Sky+ next month, but in the meantime if you need a NEW standard Sky box, contact your local supplier asap, as stocks are dwindling, if not exhausted already. Soon, there will only be Sky+ and HD boxes available new, although I expect the second-hand market in standard boxes will play a part for some time to come...

NEXT MONTH Sky+ boxes – the best TV gadget of the Noughties? We cover the pros and cons of upgrading. Until then!

Bill Pole can be contacted direct at billpole@hotmail.com for your questions, comments and suggestions.

Don´t risk your cash with the ash!

PROBLEMS CAUSED by the Icelandic ash cloud and the consequences of travel delays have caused many problems for travellers and businesses connected with the Travel Industry, not only the airlines.

The ex pat communities here in Spain are normally regular air travellers, returning to the UK on a regular basis to visit family, for work purposes, or to go shopping. They often need to hire a car while they are there, to do the inevitable rounds of visiting all the family and friends (why can´t they come to see us once we are there!) who are probably dotted around Great Britain. A well known car hire comparison site that many ex pats use is Indigo Car Hire, and they have risen to the challenge of the ash crisis by making sure cancelled bookings have been either refunded or rescheduled, ensuring that none of their customers have lost out.

Reservations Manager Cherie Walker tells us: “Here at Indigo Car Hire our motto is ‘rent with confidence’. The recent travel disruptions have been a challenge that we feel we have risen to, according to positive feedback from our clients. All our customers have thanked us for

Gasol to rest during World Championships SPAIN’S NUMBER one basketball player, Paul Gasol, has announced that he’ll be missing the 2010 World Championships in Turkey from 28th August to 12th September: the Catalan player says his doctors have advised him to give his body a rest.

Gasol plays for the LA Lakers in the USA and has been awarded both European and World titles. Gasol says that he has suffered his first-ever severe muscular injuries lately, and that the high number of matches he has played over the past four years has taken a toll on his body.

Elton to play in Spain

The Iceland volcano Eyjafjallajokull sends ash into the air

dealing with their particular travel needs individually and efficiently.

“I would like to reassure anyone hesitating over making their final car hire arrangements for the summer because of possible uncertainty with flights that they should go ahead in the secure knowledge that should their flights be cancelled or delayed, we will deal with their car hire rescheduling or cancelling with the minimum of fuss.”

Of course the good news is that the airlines are now flying again, the change in the recommended ‘safe’ density of the ash and the fact that

the volcano has calmed down means that further big delays and cancellations are unlikely. However, it is unpredictable, so make sure you book your car hire with a reliable company that gives you a personal service and where you can speak to a real person on the end of the telephone.

For a no obligation quote, visit Indigo Car Hire´s website on www.indigocarhire.co.uk, email sales@indigocarhire.co.uk or call 00 44 (0) 113 308 2016 to speak directly to one of the Indigo Team.

Remember to quote RTN to ensure you get the cheapest quote.

ELTON JOHN is playing a single concert in Madrid this October and tickets went on sale this week. The concert will be on 2nd October in the Palacio de los Deportes in the capital and is part of Elton’s European tour, which begins

in Monte Carlo on 2nd August.

He and will also visit Rome, Milan, Malta and France.

Elton will be performing alongside percussionist Ray Cooper, who has also played with The Who, Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton and The Rolling Stones.

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Dear Brian, some weeks ago you advised that there are to be changes in the numbers and severity of the offences for breaking the established driving rules. I have been hearing rumours at the pub so please what are the facts? Richard Smith, Torrevieja Brian Deller

Author of Motoring in Spain

NEW FINING SYSTEM FROM 25 MAY 2010 Speed limit

Recorded Speed

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YOU ARE indeed correct and the new rules are coming into effect on May 25th. The table below shows the new speed limit tolerances (none) with the fine amounts and penalty points that can be taken.

The table shows that if you go over a posted (signed) speed limit by even two kph, you will be fined. e.g.

50 kph, camera reading 52, the fine is €100 but with no loss of points. At 100 kph, if you are clocked at 144 kph, the fine is €300 with 2 penalty points lost.

Most cars’speedos over-read by 5 to 7%. For example, ours at 120 kph is actually only doing 114 kph. So if you keep to what your speedo reads, you should be okay. My wife’s new SatNav (new toy) also shows the speedo to be over-reading so if you have one that will carry out this function, get your wife to check it for you. I feel sorry for those who have bought these cars that will do 2 or 3 x the maximum speed limit, as they are a bit wasted unless you race them on private tracks at weekends. I see that some new models will do 340 kph without any modifying now. The golden days of motoring on the roads are definitely over, for if you do 150% of the speed limit you risk not only a stiff fine but also a prison term.

Other fines are for using a speed detecting device that alters or actively receives the radar signal for a speed camera; it is still considered a serious offence and carries a €6,000 fine with a loss of 6 points. If

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you sell such devices, the fine can be as high as €20,000. These devices are still legal in the UK, the only country in the Western EU where they are due to a legal technicality at this time so sellers are looking for new markets.

The fines also apply in other EU country such as France where “les flics – French police” wait at the toll road booths to catch unsuspecting Brit ex-pats on their way to Spain. Remember that SatNavs or devices that warn of speed cameras using GPS are still legal and the fixed locations are listed on the Trafico website. But average speed cameras have now been approved where the camera takes a picture of your

number plate and after a set distance repeats the action, working out your average speed. Incidentally, you may pay fines over the Internet, the procedure to be detailed shortly.

Other fines increased are: for adjusting any device while driving such as a SatNav, radio, etc: €100 plus 3 points; illegally parking in a bay reserved for incapacitated drivers; allowing someone to drive your vehicle without a correct current licence; riding a bicycle without lights; having an illegible number plate or the wrong ones fitted. Another offence with a serious fine is not advising a change of ownership, or illegally scrapping a vehicle.

No more space: more next week. Email your questions to rtnmail@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out.

Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com and 666 888 870

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240 250 260 270 280 290 295 300 310 320 330 340 350 360 370 380 390 400 410 420 430 COMPUTING - TECH COMPUTERS 500 MOTORING-TRANSPORT CARS 600 MOTORBIKES 610 CARAVANS 620 BOATS 630 CAR HIRE 640 BIKE HIRE 650 EMPLOYMENT EMPLOYMENT 700 LEISURE LEISURE 750 PERSONAL PERSONAL 760 DANCE DANCE 770 ENTERTAINERS ENTERTAINERS 780 MUSIC 790 HEALTH HEALTH & BEAUTY 800 ANIMALS ANIMALS 850 WANTED WANTED 900 LEISURE 910 B&B 920 MISCELLANEOUS MISCELLANEOUS 930 ANTIQUES 940 JEWELLERY 950 FOR SALE ITEMS FOR SALE 960 ANNOUNCEMENTS ANNOUNCEMENTS 970

PRISTINE POOLS

• Professional pool maintenance & cleaning • Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems Ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed • Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired • Structural leaks investigated and repaired • Refurbishments & upgrades undertaken British Trained with over 15 years experience.

Extensive references. All work guaranteed TEL: 96 677 4199 OR 678 080 500 www.pristineswimmingpools.com Torrevieja and surrounding areas plus Costa Calida

• 25 Years Experience • Full or Part Loads • Friendly Personal Service • Large Secure Ware house, Fully Insured

• Storage Available 24 Hrs a day • Storage for Long & Short Term (Cars & Motorbikes etc) • FREE Quotations

es Pric 75 £ from ubic c per tre me

Office: 966 792 751 • Mobile: 691 747 030 • banksremovals@yahoo.com

UK-SPAIN-IRELAND All European Destinations Removals with the personal touch. Full/part loads.

Parcels, flat packs, luggage, door to door service, Storage available, pets transported

Phone 965 696 750 • 0044 (0) 1460 74191 email: chrisyounge73979@aol.com

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WOODEN CHALET, EL REALENGO rural site, furnished, 2 bedrooms, large plot, must sell, reasonable offers considered.

664-760-428

URGENTLY WANTED Properties for Long Holiday lets. Established 7 years. Property Management. www.sierravillas.com Tel: 696-655-028.

JALON VALLEY RENTALS is looking for properties in the Jalon area for the 2010 holiday season.

By placing your property with us you receive excellent coverage in the highest ranking websites and publications. Call us now for more information on our complete, lowcommission service for short term rentals. Tel: 619642035

MOBILE/PARK HOMES Ready to move into on permanent site. From 15,000eurosCarol. 968-192-425 Mob. 626-055-622. Web. www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com 2 NEW EXCLUSIVE DEVELOPMENTS on the wirral.

Luxury lodges and park homes

for sale 12 month occupancy px considered call 0044-1516-332321 or email alan@hill-brothers.com FOR SALE OR RENT Classic Spanish Old Town House. 3 double bedrooms (one with ensuite bathroom), master bath, downstairs toilet, new kitchen, large living room diner with real fire. Terrace with bbq, summer kitchen and shower. Separate sun terrace with views to the mountains. Recently reformed and fully furnished. 135,000€ or 450€ per month.Tel: 609-177-032.

CLASSIC SPANISH OLD TOWN HOUSE CALLOSA D’EN SARRIA. 3 double bedrooms (one with en-suite bathroom), master bath, downstairs loo, new kitchen, large living room diner with real fire.

Terrace with bbq, summer kitchen and shower. Seperate sun terrace with views to the mountains.

Recently reformed and fully furnished. 135,000€ Tel: 609-177-032.

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT offering a complete and competitive service for all your property rental needs including: Keyholding, Pools mainmatined, cleaning & laundry, meet and greets, airport transfers Los Alcazares. Tel: 628-772-418 email: rosaliamews@live.co.uk STRUCTURAL SURVEYS Mark Paddon BSc Hons Building Surveying. MCIOB. Free 15pg buyer’s guide via website www.surveysspain.com Tel 962807247 / 653733066

ENTRE NARANJOS Quad house.

3 bed, 2bath, lounge/diner, sep kitchen. Solarium off master bed & roof solarium. A/C, fully furnished, comm pool, off road parking.

ONLY €99,950. Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

CALLOSA DEL SEGURA Detached villa. 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, swimming pool. 850€ 695-923-194.

GUARDAMAR DEL SEGURA Fantastic country house, 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 2000sqm plot, swimming pool and tennis court. 900€ 695-923-194.

CATRAL Semidetached and detached villas from 600€ 695-923-194.

DOLORES Detached large villa with option to buy. 700€ or exchange for a house in Ciudad Quesada. 695-923-194. Houses in the country side, 500€ including bills. ALBATERA: 2 double bedrooms, country house with swimming pool. 650€.

695-923-194.

FANTASTIC PLACE TO ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS Rural house, suitable for 8 people.

652-756-085.

CABO ROIG BEACHSIDE 1 minute from beach Cala Capitan.

Apartments or terrace house for rent. Long Term or Short Term.

Tel: 966-773-985

CABO ROIG AREA detached house, 2/3 bed, 1.5 bath, F/F garden, close shops and beach.

500euros PCM + bills 966-760201/628-478-313 ROOMS TO RENT IN SHARED APARTMENT IN PEDREGUER. 1 double bedroom + 1 twin bedroom + 1 huge bathroom available for rent during the months of June, July and August. Swimming pool, underground parking space and nice mountain views. Suit family or individual. Easy access to the apartment (no need to go through Pedreguer town if coming from Denia). A block away from the Sunday flea markets. Available for flexible periods i.e. a day, weekend, week or month. Contact Isabel on 606 290 682 or at Isabelberrendero@hotmail.com 3 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN PEDREGUER Modern, clean & spacious furnished or unfurnished 3 bedroomed, 2 bathroom apartment with air con close to town centre. 500€ per month incl bills. For more info call 638-207-343 3 BED, 2 BATH PENTHOUSE APARTMENT with sea view, long term let for only 450€ per month.

Call 634-322-902 VILLA TO SHARE in La Nucia, large garden with pool, rent 325€ a month plus bills (must like dogs).

Call ALISON: 619-569-805.

CUMBRE DEL SOL BENITACHELL Two bedroomed, semi furnished apartment (beds needed). Panoramic views, available now. 350€ per month, plus bills. Tlf: 620-106-231.

ALGORFA TOWN CENTRE two bedroom ground floor flat, large terrace, swimming pool, furnished 250€ per month.

Ring 00447949589539 or londonangels@hotmail.com FOR SALE OR RENT Classic Spanish Old Town House. 450€ per month. Tel: 609-177-032.

(See main advert description under For Sale - General)

For Rent Luxury 2 & 3 Bedroom (2 Bathroom) apartments in the centre of San Miguel de Salinas, video entry, marble entrance,lift to all floors – underfloor heating, roof top pool,next to supermarket, stunning views From: 385€ per month Call 965 720 817 or 616 493 487

FOR SALE IN ALTEA LA VELLA

Spacious furnished 3 bedroom apartment for sale in middle of beautiful village. 110m². New kitchen with dishwasher and washing machine, 1 bathroom and 1 shower room. Bars, restaurants, supermarkets, pharmacy all within a couple of minutes walk. Large terrace at back of the apartment overlooking orange groves and balconies off 2 bedrooms. Trastero and private parking. AP-7 3 minutes by car.

€200,000 Tel: 617 893 036 or email kath_poole@hotmail.com

WWW.SURVEYORSPAIN.COM

Buyer’s structural surveys, defects reports & solutions Mark Paddon BSc Hons Building Surveying. MCIOB. T 0034 962 807 247 M 0034 653 733 066

MENDITXU S.L. 695-923-194/ 966-710-315 Visit our website, we have the best prices in the Vega Baja area. www.vendopiso.com VISIT OUR WEBSITE www. pricecrashproperty.com for more great deals on the Costa Blanca LOS BALCONES large, modern detached villa with 3 beds and 3 baths. Recently refurbished throughout, large lounge/diner, separate kitchen, master bed with large en suite, central heating.

Tiled garden, off-road parking, comm pool. Reduced to €176,500.

Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

LAS PALAS IN FUENTE ALAMO 2 bed, 1 bath terraced village house on a private plot with views of the surrounding countryside.

Private courtyard, lounge with wood burning stove, private pool and patio. Fully fitted separate kitchen, 2 double bedrooms, & family bathroom. Sat TV, outside storage room and toilet. 10 minutes from Cartagena. Fantastic price €73,500. Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

PLAYA FLAMENCA 2 bed, 1 bath, top floor apartment with sea views. Glazed balcony, bright & spacious lounge/diner, American kitchen, 2 double bedrooms, fully furnished. Large, private roof solarium with lovely views, communal pool and off-road parking. Ideal holiday home.

REDUCED €98,000. Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

BLUE LAGOON chalet-style terraced 2 bed, 1 bath property Entrance is via the conservatory which is currently being used as a dining area. Good size lounge, modern, fully fitted American kitchen, utility room. 2 beds with fitted wardrobes. Main bedroom has access to the tiled rear terrace. Roof solarium with a handy storage igloo. Beautiful views to the sea and salt lakes. €86,000. Phone 687 584 932.

LADERAS DEL SOL 3 bed, 2 bath quad house in a secure, gated complex with a central communal pool area. Corner plot with a nice garden, patio area and a solarium.. Lounge/diner, separate kitchen and utility area . The master bedroom has a walk-in wardrobe. Part furnished.

Extras include air conditioning throughout and a car park for residents. €121,450. Phone 687 584 932.

ENTRE GOLF, VILLAMARIN 3 bed, 2 bath townhouse. Separate kitchen, good size lounge/diner, A/C, glazed galleria, garden, roof solarium with views to the salt lakes and communal pool. The property is only 2 years old and a fantastic price of €143,350. Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

DETACHED VILLA on 400m corner plot in Las Filipinas. 3 bed, 2 bath, A/C, fully fitted separate kitchen, good size lounge and separate dining area. Garden with room for pool, balcony and off-road parking. €199,450. Phone 687 584 932.

REFURBISHED FINCA in La Matanza, Fortuna. 3 bed, 2 bath on 2000m plot and private salt water pool. Very well presented and furnished with conservatory, low maintenance gardens with citrus trees, garage, outbuilding, roof solarium. €239,000. Phone 687 584 932.

KEY READY Detached Villa in Las Ramblas Golf, 3 bed, 2 bath, light and large lounge, American kitchen, A/C, marble floors, solarium, terrace, car port, garden with room for a pool. NOW REDUCED €249,950. Viewing essential. Call Price Crash Property on 687 584 932.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR RESALE PROPERTIES ON THE ORIHUELA COSTA. IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOURS, PLEASE CONTACT US. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LOS ALOS Groundfloor apartment, 2 bedrooms, bathroom, garden, furnished, air con, beautiful communal pool and garden area, quiet location, 69.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com MAR AZUL Torrevieja. Corner apartment, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, fully furnished, lift, balcony, nice sea views, community pool, close to all amenities, 100m from the beach.

115.000 euro Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PUNTA PRIMA Top floor apartment, 2 bed, bath, furnished, private solarium, storage rooms, balcony with sea views, comm. pool, quiet area, walking distance to the beach. 74.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www. hf-immo.com LA ZENIA BEACH Ground Floor Apartment with 3 bedrooms, bat, office, furnished,terace, patio, off road parking, com. pool, 5 min. walk to the beach. 123.000euros.

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Tel: 616-939-326, 966-773-985. ww.hf-immo,com LA FLORIDA Penthouse Apartment, 2 bed, furnished, balcony, solarium, conservatory, garden, south facing, fire place, off road parking, storage, comm. pool. 84,700euros. Tlf: 616-939-326, 966-773-985, www.hf-inmo.cm LA ZENIA Detached villa, 400m² plot, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, dining room, fire place, furnished, nice garden, large storage room and garage, pool possible.

176.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA ZENIA BEACH Semidetached on 280m2 plot, 2 bed, 1 bath, terrace, private pool poss. , in need of renovations, quiet location, short walk to the beach.

129.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com PLAYA FLAMENCA Terraced house, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, furnished, balcony, sunny side, off road parking, community pool, quiet area and close to all amenities. ONLY 99.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com LA FLORIDA Large corner house, 3 bed, 2 baths, furnished, large balcony, solarium, sea views, garde, off-road parking, comm. pool, reduced to 117.800 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www. hf-immo.com VILLAMARTIN Luxury detached villa, large rooms, 2 bed, 2 baths, storage, balcony, carport, furnished, comm. pool, marble radiators, air con, double glazing, fire place, 196.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hfimmo.com LA ZENIA BEACH Terraced house, 2 bed, 2 baths, large rooms, garden, furnished, comm. pool, off-road parking, gated community, quiet area, walking distance to the beach. 139.000 euro. Tel: 616 939 326, 966 773 985, www.hf-immo.com

A UK PLC CAN OFFER YOU A PART/ FULL TIME Opportunity.

Estab. 1997, Footsie 250 company, Last year we won The Financial Times Best Company Of The Year Award. Can opperate UK and SPAIN. New product ideal for Spain. Free DVD - seminars and training. Tel: 696-640-747. thetimeisright@hotmail.co.uk LOVELY BAR/ CAFE - CALPE SHOPPING CENTRE Modern &

fully equipped. Trade from day one with plenty of opportunity to increase turnover. Family illness forces this reluctant sale, so it’s priced o sell at only 25,000€ o.n.o.

Please ring for further details: 679-813-863.

BAR BISTRO FOR SALE on popular lemon tree market.

Excellent potencial. 88 cover. Sale due to ill health. Tel: 966-180-168/ 655-479-753 BAR BISTRO FOR SALE on popular lemon tree market.

Excellent potencial. 88 cover. Sale due to ill health. Tel: 966-180-168/ 655-479-753

SERVICE AIR David Higton: (Tel) 966-865-883 (Mob) 629-308-505 (Email) cool@serviceair.biz

RECESSION Proof Business.

Vending machines with locations.

Nett. 40,000€ P.Aa One day P.W to service. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 LUXURY VILLA For sale on the Costa Blanca North. A luxury 9 bedroom villa, set in a quiet area, 15mins walk to the blue flag beaches of Calpe. Currently operating as a small bed and breakfast accomodation. The property could be used for many other activities. This property must be viewed to be appreciated. This is an opportunity not to be missed!

For further details contact 628499-448 or 965-837-948.

CONTAINER OF PINE FURNITURE Large quantity of flat pack solid pine furniture for sale, includes double and treble wardrobes, bedside cabinets, chest of draws, mirrors, tall boys, side boards, dressing tables, single beds, double beds, king size beds, bookcases, etc. Too much to list, for details tel 628-499-448.

DRAGON REFORMS PROPERTY RENOVATIONS & MAINTENANCE. Tel 966-807098. Mob 639-917-798. Property Renovations/Shop/Bar Refits. New extentions, patios, underbuilds, tiling. Complete new Kitchens/ Bathrooms refits, all electrical, plumbing, carpentary work undertaken. References given, free quotes, work guaranteed.

Benidorm and Surrounding areas. www.dragonreforms.com

Villamartin Hot Tub Centre 120sq m Unit for rent within our very very busy shop and showroom Please call the office on 966 764 878 or mobile 685 442 656 for more info

Well established business for sale

On 4 permanent markets.

Inc. stock, 6m stall, van and goodwill 90,000€ fixed price Phone for more information

634 523 922

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VAN LEAVING FOR UK 16th June Returning 23rd June, Space both ways. All collections done door to door. Collections from B&Q, Tesco´s etc. Call Joe on 966-074-576 or 650-341-087 or Email: civic1235@msn.com MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month.

Tel: 610-846-260 or 0044-7519186-355 email van.man@hotmail.co.uk BMC REMOVALS High volume new luton vehicle. We have over 15 yrs of experience covering all of Europe and the UK providing a professional and reliable service with a personal touch. If you want the best removal company then call Sue on 620-044-983 or email bmctransport@live.com MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service.

Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535

SPANISH LESSONS 652-756-085.

ONLINE SPANISH LESSONS ON SKYPE. Improve your speaking ability and gain confidence.

Call Martin 600400668 www. howtospeakspanish.es BRITISH GRADUATE TEACHER offers secondary/ primary tuition.

English/ mathematics. Tel: margaret Johnson B.Ed. 965-350-516/ 616-660-687

ENGLISH TV FULLY INSTALLED ITV, 1/2/3/4, BBC 1 AND MUCH MORE. No Monthly Payments.

149euros. Also Installations and repairs. JIM: 628-048-206 FORGET THE REST GO TO THE BEST for all your digital & TV requirements Steve 660-186-505 Ros 965-584-097 www.ccsattv. com info@ccsattv.com SKY FREE TO VIEW Small dish & mesh upgrades, yes back on 90€.

BBC, ITV, CH4 & lots more. Also installations/ repairs. 10 years.

Torrevieja. 679-876-926 SKY UK ENGINEER Famaval Satalite Dishes, Trade prices from 395€. Sky Sports, Sky HD, Home Cinema. Tel: 965-070-458/ 618-585-051

DIGITAL SATELLITE SYSTEMS Largest supplier and installer of famaval satellite equipment on the costa blanca. A genuine registered company with genuine registered premises. Mon-fri 8:004:30. Www.digitalsatsystems. com 965-852-251/ 965-866-999/ 965-854-528/ 966-804-748 (or see our main ad in the tv section)

ALL INTERNATIONAL CALLS TO LANDLINES... Are FREE! Box with UK or Any European telephone Nº, connects to your router... Extra Spanish line at no cost! Latest technology...

WIFI phone, Free calls anywhere in the world! www. sierracomms.com 696-640-747.

INTERPRETER cheap rates, I can help out with: Medical, Police, Schools, Admin. Call Olivia 605778-559 TRANSLATOR Spanish and English speaking. Available for medical visits etc. Benidorm and surrounding areas. Tel Dawn: 626-337-258.

POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. 100’s of private and communal pools successfully repaired on the Costa Blanca. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken.

Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed.

All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tel Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 Email info@pristineswimmingpools.com www.pristineswimmingpools.com SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting, pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com

SUN BLINDS - AWNINGS Established in 1992 and still offering a reliable service for: Installation of all types of sun blind, manual or electric. Material replacement and repairs. Mosquito blinds for doors and windows. Roller shutter blind repairs. Contact Tony Bowers on 659-464-992 or 965-831-272. www.toldosalchemy.com email info@toldosalchemy.com English/Spanish spoken.

4 - 10 june 2010 GARDEN SERVICES private or community gardens. Cut costs not quality. 619-336-762 PALM & TREE TRIMMING/ REMOVAL all gardening maintenance. 619-336-762

MOTORING IN SPAIN

Third Edition VITAL INFORMATION FOR OWNING A CAR AND DRIVING IN SPAIN ORDER YOUR COPY ON LINE AT

DRAIN SOLUTIONS Problems with constantly blocked drains?

Need to trace the direction of your drains runs? Our drain camera gives you DVD evidence of your problems and above ground locators pinpoint the position. Tel Graham 626-570-121

www.spainvia.com/motoringinspain.htm

or call 666 888 870

PRACTICAL INFORMATION ISBN No. is 978-84-611-9278-6

NEED A WEBSITE? Websites start 395euros, free domain name, free hosting. www. websitedesignscostablanca.com Tlf:-966-182-275 ANY REFORMS, MAINTENANCE, GENERAL REPAIRS. No job to big or small.

Pices cannot be beaten. Free estimates. Call Hrista 667-339-588/ 965-709-203 PRINTING SPECIALIST in brochures and magazines.

Unbeatable prices! 616-493-487 or 965-720-817 DEBTS COLLECTED Europe or Worldwide. Investigations and attorney service. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 WELD IT RITE Mobile welding/ repair service, Metal carpentry/ Fabrication projects. Time served & quallified. tel: 966-490-338 Mobile 638-479-467 Email iwanegan@hotmail.co.uk (Moraira based)

WOODWORM, BORING BEETLE, OR TERMITE problems? Call Woodtech now on 625-160-325

COCKROACHES, RATS, MICE, WASPS OR HORNET problems?

Call Pestkill now on 625-160-325

WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER Now with video highlights included as standard. Contact Steve 966-470-163/662-570-702.

ONLINE E-BUSINESS SUPPORT SERVICES INCLUDES: Promotional website marketing slideshows, banners, videos, audio files, graphics, logos, photo retouching, e-business consulting & training. Monthly fee covers hourly support and training services by email or telephone.

Contact: Karla Darocas - info@ Darocas.com or 648 156 066

RENAULT MEGANE GRAND TOURER ESTATE 2004, 2 ltr Petrol, Privilege, Spanish LHD, one owner from new, FSH, half leather, climate control, alloys, automatic xenon lights, 6 speed, automatic rain sensors, cruise control. 7495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 FORD FOCUS 2003 1.6 Ltr petrol, Trend, Spanish LHD, mint green, 5 door hatch, FSH, CD player, air con, 2 owners from new, 34735 Klm genuine, outstanding condition. 6995€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 OPEL ASTRA 2006, 1.7 Ltr CDTI diesel, silver, Spanish LHD, 5 door hatchback, CD player, climate control, alloys, electric windows.

Excellent condition throughout. A very well looked after car. 8995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT 2005, 2 LTR TDI SE, UK RHD, taxed & MOT, CD player, climate control, electric windows. One driver from new, new shape, excellent condition throughout, stunning car.

9995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 NISSAN ALMERA TINO 2005, Spanish LHD, Diesel, metallic blue, Climate control, electric windows alround, CD player 7995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 SUZUKI GRAND VITARA 2004 Automatic 4X4, 2 Ltr petrol, Spanish LHD, silver, one owner, CD player, Climate control. 8995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FIAT STILO 2006, Multijet, 120 BHP, 1.9 Ltr Diesel, Spanish LHD, Black, CD player, Electric windows, climate control, alloys.

Excellent condition throughout.

A very popular car. 7995€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274

FORD TRANSIT CONNECT T200 2003, UK RHD, White, 1.8 Ltr diesel, 2 owners, MOT until 21/9/10 TAX until 31/8/10.

Ready to go back to UK. Excellent economy. Great load space.

5495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 SKODA OCTAVIA, TREND 2007, Spanish LHD; Champagne,1.9 Ltr TDI Diesel, one owner from new, full service history, alloy wheels, climate control, impeccable condition. 11995€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 MG ZR, 2002 Spanish LHD, Red, 1.4 Ltr petrol 105 BHP, 2 owners from new, FSH, excellent condition throughout. 5995€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 DERBI GPR 125CC 2005, Red, 2500€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 YAMAHA MAJESTY 2004 250CC Champagne 2500€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 PORSCHE CAYMAN S 2006, 22000km, black, as new Spanish LHD 39995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 RENAULT KANGOO 2001 blue, 1.9 ltr diesel, Spanish LHD It is very clean throughout with air conditioning. It has 2 seats and side loading door.3495€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 UK, AUTOMATIC MERCEDES 300SL CABRIOLET 1990,Spanish LHD, metallic silver, power hood, electric memory seats, air con, cd player, alloys 8495€. www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 PONTIAC TRANSPORT 3.1 1990, 7 seats, English Reg. Good Condition. 1,600€. 650-298-404 RENAULT MEGAN II COMFORT EXP 1.9DCI 2004, 5dr, L/H/D, 87,000klms, 2yrs ITV, SILVER. Climate Control. Trip comp, E/W, E/M, Remote C/L, Keyless start.

CD Stereo player, 6 Air Bags, Censor lights/mirror Alarm & Imob.

Recent tyres, battery, front disks& pads. Very economical, VGC, genuine reason for sale, 5495 euros ono. Tel: 680-159-391.

VOLVO S40 T4 1.9 100km, alloy wheels, A/C, C/Control, C/D, 4 new tyres, new brakes, ex. condition, long ITV, 3695€.

634-326-051.

BMW 325TD 1992 E36 BLACK LHD, UK reg, 200km, screen cracked, spares or repair 350€.

965-744-708.

RENAULT BOX VAN 2.5 diesel, Spanish Reg, Year 2007, New Condtition. Cost 26.000euros, except 13.000euros.

Tlf:628-499-448 VAN FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE English plated Fiat Ducato 2.ltr JTD 2005, SWB. 2,995€ or may swap for Spanish reg. Smaller van or estate car. Dave 693-211-542 HYUNDAI GETZ 1.2 2004, 75,000kms, CD, aircon, 5 door, white, 4,500€ ono. Call 661-938-806 OPEL CORSA 1.4 - YEAR 1995 Ideal as a first car for a new driver.

A few “dings” in the bodywork but well maintained and cared for.

3 new tyres, MOT to Jan 2011, DVD player etc. 995€ ONO tlf

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691-202-307. Altea area (close to Benidorm) WANTED I buy any car, van, Caravan, 4x4 Etc. British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781-873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com

WANTED UK registration right hand drive cars. Immediate cash settlement. Please phone Rod 687-434-950 or 966-462-089

YAMAHA FZS1000 FAZER Dec 2005, UK reg. 11k, immaculate, 4250 euros. Email gerry@ smoothkam.co.uk 965-748-846 Benissa.

SUZUKI GRX 600 gorgeous bike, good condition. 3,000€. Tel Allan 625-985-491 REPAIR & SOLD & BUY pickup from your home second hand motorbikes and scooter for reasonable price and quick service open 7 days. Tel: 680-644-010 TRIUMPH 955I English Reg. 2000 plate, speed triple 43000 miles, reluctant sale, recent service and new parts. 2,000€ ONO. Dave 693-211-542

MOBILE/ PARK HOMES From 15.000€ TV, A/C, TEL, some with conservatories, permanent site, pool, tennis, new lounge bar, supermarket, 5 mins walk San Javier, all amenities, 3KM beach & hospital. 7 mins Murcia airport by car. Carol 968-192-425/ 626-055-622. Email: haydn47@ hotmail.com Web: www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com

MINI SAIL DESIGNED BY IAN POCTOR For Richmond Marine Limited. One New Sail, Beautiful Boat, Four Meters x One Meter. 1500euros 965-873-417

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WE NEED URGENTLY MODELS FOR A FASHION SHOW !!!

Karen is organizing a fashion show for the LIONS Charity and is still looking for models who are interested to show on the catwalk. Unfortunately this is not paid, as it’s for a charity. But certainly good exposure and experience for yourself. Pictures will also be taken for free which you can use in your portfolio.

This will happen JUNE 12TH. Call Karen for all details 669 030 892 Costa Blanca Models

FAMILYBIKEHIRE.COM Hire-SalesRepairs. The largest selection of bike hire equipment on the Costa Blanca, free delivery and collection. Tel: 966 774 598 - 655 338 066. See us at WWW.CostaBlancaBikeHire.COM (Spanish registered)

EXPERIENCED BAR STAFF REQUIRED For busy restaurant near Guardamar. Part time evening hours.

Tlf 636-889-232 EXPERIENCD OFFICE BASED TELESALES PERSON required for the Benitachell, Javea, Moraira area.

Quality leads given with excellent commissions. If you are a none smoker and smart in appearance with a proven track record in appointment making then please ring Rose.

966-493-857 EXTRA INCOME MONTHLY Tax Free. Would 200€ + Per Week Help?

Then try the HRC Daily Sports System. Working from Home with Computer & ADSL for 1-2 hrs per day, afternoons/ occasional evenings.

Details: EMail -horces@gmail.com AVON NEED AGENTS AND

LEADERS work hours to suit yo. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 FEMALES AND COUPLES 18 to 65 required for adult internet photo and video modeling. Excellent rates.

697-697-842.

LINE DANCING every Friday, absolute beginers 11.00AM- 12noon.

Improver intermediate 12Noon -1.30PM. Bar Patricia’s, Torreta’s Torrevieja. New classes commencing 30th March @ Vistabella Gold Club 10,00am-12.00. Call John or Amanda 606-783-989/ 688-611-789 DATEMED.ES Great new online dating site for English speaking people on the Costa Blanca. Free memberships - Join Now! www.datemed.es SINGLE IN SPAIN? DON’T BE! www. iwant2meetyou.com Spain’s No1 online dating site. Bringing Ex-Pats and other English speakers together

SEXY COUPLE OR SEPERATE Offers pleasure for couples, women,

EXPERIENCED KITCHEN FITTER required. Fully Legal in Spain. Own van, own tools essential, as is the ability to provide references.

Contact New Creative Design on

96 645 6269 www.creativedesignkitchens.com

We Want You Enthusiastic and commited sales people wantedto work on commission only basis, must have own transport, if you can close adeal and have a desire to work for an established company call 965 720 817 or 616 493 487

WANTED

Fully Qualified Nail Technican, working with Acrylic and Gel nails, required for well established Hair and Beauty Salon in Moraira. Must be competent in all aspects of the business.

Telephone Angie at: Shop 96 574 5357 or Mobile 659 921 877. men, girl on girl, relaxed, discrete. At our apartment or yours.Call Jasmine/ Sebastian 663-478-337 HI I´M SCARLET A sexy, sassy, stylish English blonde escort and I’m currently recruiting new members for the Spanish division of my Bad boys Club! I’m tall, slim, of a certain age and very classy. If you’re not a gentleman of good taste and an adventurous spirit, looking for the ulltimate courtesan experience, dont call me on 695981445.

TRANSESTITE TORREVIEJA Dark Skin, Big Breasts and Big Surprise.

Tlf: 610-934-279 NEW SWINGERS PARTY Sat. 5th June and 1st Sat. of every month near Guardamar. Tlf:676-133-507 A PERFCT LOVE LIFE ONCE AGAIN With libidus suitable for male and females, increases libido guaranteed product - Call:Keith 687-357-529 LOVELY GIRLS TO PAMPER YOU 24HRS, Free Drinks. Great Time Guaranteed. Playa Flamenca. 660308-993/ 619-229-217 ENGLISH LADY 42 provides various services for mature gentlemen.

Torrevieja 685-436-065 DANI 23, SWEET GERMAN GIRL Offers erotic service. House and Hotel visits or in my apatment. 650-104-534.

Torrevieja

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50€ half hour. Call La Loma 97, near Avda. Habaneras. Torrevieja centre.

677-676-554 SPANISH LADY, PLAYA FLAMENCA Near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€, full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412.

MISTRESS ITALIA IS BACK! New fully equipped studio. BDSM, Feminisation, Sissy Maid/slave training etc, TV Mistress/submissive also available. Nr Denia 655-475-907 SEXY COUPLE OR SEPERATE offers pleasure for couples, women, men, girl on girl. Relaxed, discreet. At our apartment or yours. Call Jasmine/ Sebastian 663-478-337 JAVEA, MORAIRA East European lady, super erotic massage and more.

661-034-261 Hotel & Home visits TORREVIEJA CHINESE SUPER SEXY GIRL! Young and beautiful.

Calle Orihuela Nº60, 2º1 NEW PLACE! TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America. Come and enjoy, economical prices from 40€.

NEW ADDRESS Zone Los Locos beach.

639-622-285 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking.

Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573468 or 639-832-118

nearest Meeting. 900-818-794 CREATIVE NAILS Creative acrilic nails. You come to me (Alfaz Del Pi) or I’ll come to you (Altea - Villajoyosa).

Fully qualified, 15 years experience.

Tel: 669-126-281.

STARDREAM MOBILE KARAOKE For a professionaly presented evening of high quality entertainment. Fully Self Contained. All the latest tracks.

Call Dave 626-496-735 DARK CAVE STUDIOS We specialise in Vocal Recording, Backing Tracks, Music for Poduction Shows, Original music for TV and Radio advertising and Audio Restoration.

Good Discounts for block bookings.

Record and produce your own CD fro 399euros. We are halfway between Benidorm and Torrevieja. Call Dave 626-496-735

PERSONAL TRAINER/ Ex-world kickboxing champion. All martial arts taught, weight loss, all ages, private gym. 965-326-442/ 659-696-455 PRESTIGE NURSING offers Legal, Registered and Professional Home Care on the Costa Blanca. All your home nursing care service needs can be undertaken by our highly trained nursing/ domiciliary team. Call Prestige Nursing on 687-015-517 JODIE’S GELS Nail technician: Gel nail extensions, gel nail overlays, gel toenails. Finishes: French, colour, glitter. Repairs. Tel: 622-244-613.

WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our free English Call Centre now to find your

DOVERMAN DOG Extremely kind, excellent temperament, good home required. Tel: 606-679-504/ 659-198402.

PURE BRED WELSH SECA STALLION Super blood lines, nicely marked, 4 white socks.

1250€, genuine sale. 16.2HH IRISH CHESNUT MARE - Not novice ride.

100% in every way. 2500€. Tel: 606679-504/ 659-198-402.

NEED YOUR DOG TAKING CARE OF? No Kennels, Just a friendly home. Larfe fenced garden (Altea) Tel: 699-790-080 SMALL DOGS CARED FOR IN OUR OWN HOME so if you need to go away on holiday but don’t want your dog to go into kennels then we will look after them. References available on request. Call Diane and Trish: 965843781 or 622514980 (Altea Area)

WANTED FOR RENTAL VILLA Sunbeds, Large Table and Chairs, Small terrace tables and chairs. Tlf: Mark:- 648-155-975 WANTED BASS PLYER/ SINGER or Keyboard player/ Singer. to join working band playing general covers from the 60\’s to present day music, any age group considered, must be enthusiastic and willing to gig. 661350-963 HOUSE/ PET SITTER AVAILABLE July & August, UK - Spain. Call Gail 669-126-281.

WANTED HOUSEHOLD ITEMS Instant cash payments. Furniture, electrical, tools etc. Tel John: 626-918-833.

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Classifieds Agents

Now it’s even easier to place a classified advert with the RTN by using our official agents listed below! Cars, Houses, Boats, Computers find them all in the classifieds section. Or maybe you have unwanted items to sell or something to offer? Our classified agents will be happy to help you whatever your needs.

EXCLUSIVE LADIES DRESS HIRE - FORTUNA Ideal for weddings, parties and special occasions for hire or buy. Tel: 606-679-504/ 659-198-402.

AGENTS NORTH

ROUND TOWN TRAVEL 1, Avenida Dr Severo Ochoa, 1, Urb. El Admiral, Local 1, Rincon Benidorm, 03503, Alicante. Lisa 966 811 123 BENIDORM ROUND TOWN TRAVEL 2, Calle Gerona, 39, Benidorm, 03503, Alicante. (Next to Hotel Ambassador) Kerry/Gemma 966 813 261 BENIDORM ROUND TOWN TRIPS, Calle Narcisco Yepes, 4, Local 8, Albir, 03581, Alicante. (Opp. Golf Course, next to Kwik Save) Lee/Jackie 966 867 294 • lee@roundtowntrips.com ALBIR

DRIVING TO THE UK? English owned B&B in France close to the Spanish border. Peaceful location, ideal for your stopovers. Please ring for details: 0033-562-33-19-62 or visit website: ww.millefleursbb.co.uk

KARAOKE MEDIA PLAYER “Brand New” 500GB. 70,000songs, software, songbooks, bar/home use. 275euros Tlf:-654-925-679

LOOSE COVERS Curtains etc. Made to measure. Choose from a wide range of beautiful materials in your own home. Javea based. Tel: 965771-397/ 686-453-827 PINE FURNITURE SALE www.gata-discount-pine.com PINE FURNITURE SALE King size bed + under-bed drawers 285€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Double bed + under-bed drawers 270€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Double wardrobe 180€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE CD stand 80€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Hall mirror 85€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Gate leg table 60€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Bookcase 57€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Wine table 30€. Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Treble robe 200eurosTel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE Dressing table mirror 30€.

Tel: 628-499-448.

PINE FURNITURE SALE 2 drawer bedside 23€.

Tel: 628-499-448.

RECORDS AND CDS WANTED Pop, Rock, Jazz, Etc. Specially collections and lots. Top cash paid. 630-665-363 LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash.

Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 FLYING FLOWERS beautiful bouquets to any UK address. Order by credit or debit card. Call Kelly’s 965-761-595/ 966-425-713 POOL TABLES, SNOOKER TABLES Table Tennis Tables Tel; 666-933-726

ALADDIN’S Disappointed with offers elsewhere on Jewellery etc?

Telephone 966-457-291 WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewelley, bought sold & part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs.

Alexanders, Javea Port seafront near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003 Tel: 965-792-595.

FURNITURE Electrical, Houshold Goods and Brica-Brac into Cash.

Anything! Anywhere! 96-531-9220 618-165-877 BATTERIES FOR MOBILITY SCOOTERS all sizes, from 12v 10ah to 12v 100ah, very good prices from 25€. Fully guaranteed. Ring Gary on 610-344-273 PRECISION ENGINEERING METALWORKING MACHINES. Myford 7 Lathe and Floorstanding Milling Machine, all cutters/Heads/ accesories in Metal, Drawer Unit.

Both Machines, 300euros. Altea Tlf 686-513-510 PERGOLA 5MX3M Never erected.

High quality solid timber, Treated.

Ideal for Garden or Carport. 385€ Will Delivery Free. 622-024-539 si.whitworth@gmail.com GENTS PETROL MOTOR BICYCLE price 230euros. Altea area, tlf 686513-510 WHEELCHAIR Light, foldable, hardly used, LIKE NEW. 135.00€. Tel: 627019-403.

LA MARINA FURNITURE All Furniture Bought & Sold At Unbeatable Prices. Now Also In Shop, New Linen, Lingerie, Jewellery & JML Products. Also Cars Bought For Cash.

Come and visit La Marina Furniture shop on the main street through La Marina. Call Allan on 966-443-370 or 625-985-491 FOR SALE Beautiful old convertible snooker/dining table with original ivory balls. Slate base. Gd con.

2.00m x 1.10m. 750€ono. Call Andy 630949883.

ALADDIN’S For quality furniture and second hand household goods at prices that won’t dent your wallet telephone 966-457-291

PROMINENT, Teulada Industrial Est. Calle Llanterner, 2 alto, 03725, Teulada, Alicante.

Marja 965 793 229 • espana@prominent.nu MILLIE MUNRO INSURANCE, Avenida Lepanto, 6, 03726, Benitachell, Alicante.

Millie 966 493 082 • millie@milliemunro.com MICHAEL’S FURNITURE SHOP, Avenida Lepanto, 9, Javea Port.

Cristina 965 791 328 • astorga@telefonica.net EASYBUY, Avenida del Portet 24, Moraira. 03724 Alicante 965 745 969

SAMMY is a lovely little dog looking for love. He is about 1 year old & was found wandering sad, lonely, and in a real state, on a golf course. Sammy is now back to his best & dreams of a loving home. Please call Linda, Animal Aid tel: 965725794 www.animalaidcostablanca.org

BENITACHELL JALON MORAIRA

AGENTS SOUTH

BARGAIN BOOKS, Plaza Juan Carlos 1, Nº 2, San Miguel de Salinas, 03193, Alicante. (Opp. Tourist Info) Gaynor/Lee 688 667 389 • leeshaw.evans@gmail.com SAN MIGUEL JOHNSONS EL LIMONAR,JCP Commercial Center, Local 31, Los Altos Del Limonar, Torrevieja, 966 785 600 TORREVIEJA JOHNSONS QUESADA, Ava. Las Naciononies 1a -17, Quesada, 966 717 848 QUESADA JOHNSONS ALGORFA, Local 30, Commercial Center La Finca Golf, Algorfa, 966 729 647

ALGORFA THE POST ROOM, Centro Comercial 5, Via Park III, Calle Panticosa Nº 2, Los Altos, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Aoife/Chris 965 319 665 • aoifesweeney@hotmail.com ORIHUELA PENNYS SUPERMARKET, Flamenca Beach Comercial Centre, Unit 123, Playa Flamenca, 03189, Orihuela Costa, Alicante. Peter/Sarah 966 733 257 • bulldogstores@live.com ORIHUELA PRINT SOLUTIONS, Avenida Londres 136, La Marina Urb, San Fulgencio, 03177, Alicante.

Jim/Trish 966 790 520 • jim@printsolutionsspain.com SAN FULGENCIO INTERPOST, Avenida de la Alegria Nº 32, La Marina, 03194, Alicante.

Malika/Malcolm 965 419 673 • Inter-post100@live.com

LA MARINA

VILLAMARTIN SATELLITE CENTRE, Avenida Las Brisas 33, Villamartin, 03189, Alicante. (Near Supervalu, Los Dolses) . Sarah/Heather 966 764 878 • villamartinsatellitecentre@yahoo.co.uk VILLAMARTIN BEST WISHES, Local 30, Comercial Centre Hispania, Avda de la Union 72, San Javier, 30730, Murcia.

Kathy 968 192 235 • kaffywalker@hotmail.com MURCIA ONONIX MAR SL, Calle Mayor 30, bajo derecha, Guardamar, 03140, Alicante. Ron/Alicia 965 728 178 aliciamuddle@ononix.com GUARDAMAR

MOBILITY PASSENGER SWIVEL SEAT Adapts all cars. Swivels and Pulls out. All Certificates. 1000euros new, 450euros ONO. 966-875850/679-358-494 TURN YOUR UNWANTED

ANIMAL AID TEL: 965725794 WWW.ANIMALAIDCOSTABLANCA.ORG

TEULADA

www.roundtownnews.co.uk OZ KENNELS 968 431 265 OR 968 431 590 This mum and her pup are to be sent

APAH CONTACT YVONNE ON 630 422 563 Aurea is a beautiful, young long haired tri-colour female cat with blue

to the pound if they cannot be homed

eyes. She loves people, but is nervous around other cats, so we need

or fostered could someone please help

to find a loving home for her on her own. To arrange to meet Aurea or

them

any other APAH cat, please contact Yvonne on 630 422 563.

NATASHA ON 616 210 850 WWW.APAHRESCUE.ORG

A.P.A.S.A. 618 754 635 WWW.APASA-JAVEA.ORG

AYISHA OR MICHAEL AT 968 685 837 LOSGRUENHEIT@HOTMAIL.COM

ALDEA FELINA-DENIA LYNDA - 648 100 629 Sol and his friend Pinky are both now ready for new homes. If you would like to adopt them or any of our other cats/kittens please call Lynda or visit our website http:// aldea-felina.blogspot.com.

PEPA 650 304 746 WWW.PEPASPAIN.COM

S.A.T. 966 710 047 INFO@SATANIMALRESCUE.COM DOLLY is a one year old Podenco cross who came to us in April after being found in Dolores. She is a happy dog and although a little thin when she arrived, she has now gained weight and looks terrific. Dolly has had all her vaccinations and is micro chipped.

K9 Club 676 447 682 k9club@lamarina.info www.petsinspain.info Eric is a purebred Bodeguero Andaluz, a Spanish breed similar to a Jack Russell. He was found in the fields and was taken in by one of our friends that has kennels. He has been neutered and he is a very friendly little dog. He is about 1 year old.

For more information please call 676 447 682 Email: k9club@lamarina.info

EASY HORSE CARE RESCUE 96 596 7033 or 652 021 980

JOE THE CATMAN 96 671 9272

SPAMA CONTACT GAIL ON 962 896 118 OR LESLEY ON 962 813 226 This is Aidia, Ref. no. 1781. She is 6 years old and weighs 8 Kilos.

WWW.GIVEADOGAHOME.ES 619 938 955 Ebony Beautiful female Podenco mix 14 weeks old Found in a dumpster. Now recovered from ordeal and a delight to be with ! for more info on any of our dogs call 619938955 or visit our website www.giveadogahome.es

K9 CLUB 676 447 682-K9CLUB@LAMARINA.INFO WWW.PETSINSPAIN.INFO

Jake was born in September 2009 and is a medium sized, light brown mixed breed male. He was rescued as a tiny puppy with the rest of his litter and bottle fed by a foster carer before coming into kennels in January of this year.

Jake is quite a shy dog, but very friendly once he gets to know you. All Jake wants to do is be by the side of someone, being stroked and made a fuss of.

He is the only one of his litter left, and really deserves a loving home.

She has lived at the S.P.A.M.A. shelter For most of her life, but now she is being Bullied by the others. Desperately needs a home, and if you Ignore the unfortunate tooth, she has Such kindly eyes.

DESIREA, female, Shelter since 14.10.2007 Spaniel Cross, DOB approx. Oct. 2006 – 45 cm She’s rather like a jack-in-thebox and is continually ready for affection and a game.

Desirea would like to have a sportive family who would have a lot of action with her. She walks well on the lead and she is very fond of water Kittens. Four beautiful (M+F) kittens born in April and now ready for re-homing. They have all been hand reared and are well socialized and loving. This is a wonderful opportunity to adopt a kitten that is so used to human contact. For more information please telephone P.E.P.A. on 650 304 746 www.pepaspain.com Ginger was found in foal and starving. We were just in time.

Any longer and she’d have been dead; her unborn foal inside her. A few months later, Ginger gave birth to Linda-May. Today, both are flourishing. Open days Wednesday & Sunday 1-4pm.

Urgent! Baños de Fortuna. Female dog, German Shephard type, 9 years old, ca.

25kgs, 21 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all her vaccinations, shy and loving. Male dog, large mix-breed, 4 years old, ca. 25 - 30 kgs, 28 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all his vaccinations, friendly and loving. Owners must return to England for assisted living and cannot take the dogs with them. Call Ayisha or Michael at 968 685 837

Sinatra is a pedigree Bengal cat in need of a very special home with people who have experience of Bengal cats or at least oriental cats. His beautiful silky coat is a reddish brown colour with black spots and he has green eyes.

We have Sinatra’s documents and he has been neutered.

Luna is a 20 month old miniature Poodle and was left with a neighbour when he moved away. She has a microchip and full record of vaccinations. She has a lovely appealing nature and loves to sit on your lap. or more information please call 676 447 682

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The final whistle With Andy Kay

Squad farce

Fabio Capello THE FOOTBALL Association should be congratulated in persuading Fabio Capello to sign a two-year extension to his contract as the England coach but sadly, the same cannot be said for their handling of the squad announcement ahead of the World Cup. It was, in short, pathetic. We are told that Capello wanted to speak to the 7 players he cut from the party before any announcement was made. So began the best part of six hours of rumour, counter-rumour, twittering, and message board texting as one by one, it became clear who was going to miss out. Indeed, as far as revealing the squad goes, this was effectively done by well informed journalists, speaking to the players unlucky enough to miss out. The expected lunchtime announcement was pushed back and back until eventually, the FA put it out at 16.00 - or should that be’ tried to’. As it was, their web site couldn’t take the strain and went down quicker than Cristiano Ronaldo under a fair challenge.

Surely, the players should have been gathered together and told the news face to face, with an official press conference taking place soon after. As for me, I got to about 14.00, couldn’t take it any longer and went for a cup of tea. And, unlike Capello, I didn’t first tell the coffee, Diet Lilt, Coca Cola or fizzy water that I hadn’t selected them on this occasion!

WORLD CUP GAMES Unlike previous World Cup squads who were allowed arcade games or horse racing nights, Capello’s players are going to have to make do with board games. So here’s the RTN guide for those squad members who might not be familiar with how to play them: Monopoly – if you end up on Mayfair, you don’t need to immediately latch on to a blonde with false boobs who’s drunk too may Bacardi Breezers.

Cludeo – asking “was it Gazza with the vodka in the Dentist’s Chair” is not a valid question.

Trivial Pursuit – not sure if this is a reference to board game they’ve taken to South Africa or, after seeing the match against Japan, a statement on England’s chances of actually winning the tournament!

REWARD FOR FAILURE Despite the fact that a number of clubs seem interested in securing the services of Rafael Benitez (don’t ask me why – perhaps they want to finish 7th in their domestic league’s next season) Liverpool have offered the Spaniard a £3 million severance deal.

I know he enjoyed success with the club early in his reign and that they finished as runners-up in the Premier League in 2008 / 2009, but the last campaign was nothing short of a disaster. They lost 11 times in the league and were ejected from the Champions League in the group stages.

And, having already spent £230 million since taking charge, Benitez recently suggested that he would need another £50 million to make them competitive.

Personally, I think spending £3 million to see Benitez walk away will result in Liverpool becoming far more potent next season, whoever ends up in charge!

The party goes on Cordoba CF 1 FC Cartagena 2

By Steve Hibberd WITH ONLY 3 games of the season remaining, FC Cartagena having lost their last 2 matches, and with teams around them closing the gap, a win was imperative. Los Albinegros should have had a penalty after 10 minutes, but the referee was unimpressed when Victor was brought down in the box. Lafuente then forced a great save from Raul in the Cordoba goal.

The tide turned on 22 minutes, when Ruben made a superb close range block save, then from the rebound his team mates twice

Fishing

cleared off the line, as Cordoba hit back. Within seconds, the home side again went close to scoring when Pepe Diaz shot wide of the post. On 38 minutes, Toche scored.

Inside 1st half stoppage time it should have been all square, but somehow Vega headed over the bar from a nail biting 3 yards out.

Cordoba came closest to scoring in the 2nd half; Asen just missing the target. Another Toche goal ten minutes into the 2nd half and Cordoba was awarded a penalty on 68 minutes when Falcon was adjudged to have brought down

Costa Blanca round-up

Maggots end by

David Hoare

968 199 279 RODS AND REELS THIS WEEK´S match was the first in the Summer League series. This series is 6 matches with the best 5 results to count, run alongside the Summer Championship, the knockout competition starting 31st May. So for the club it is all go.

Anyway, the match was held on the Embalse de Argos and paste seems to be the bait to use.

John Marsh started the match off with a fish a go, using paste, however after several hours he needed to go to his car which was parked behind him. In the time it took for him to get to the car and back, one of the local wild but friendly dogs reached up and took his container of paste. This ended his match! And John shouted out: “Who let the dogs out!” Moral of the day: keep your hands on your paste.

TOP RODS ON THE DAY: 1st Paul (Poco Loco) Baxter, fishing the pole using paste with 25.440 kilos 2nd Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson, same method with 22.600 kilos 3rd Lenny (Ex Cultural Attachee) Bolton, same method with 21.760 kilos NO LICENCE: A WORD OF WARNING Report from local paper: An angler fishing towards the end of La Manga strip was asked by police officers for his fishing licence. As he did not have a licence, he was given a fine of €230. So make sure you have appropriate licenses or risk a fine! Or perhaps lose all your fishing gear.

Anglers Together IMPORTANT NEW MESSAGE: The Friday Campoverde meetings will now be held at Marys Bar / Restaurant. Taking the CV 925 from Pilar de la Horadada, turn right at the 1st roundabout into Pinar de Campoverde, first left and follow the slip

road (past Fibber McGee’s and Lounge Bar 6) until you get to the next parade of shops.

Mary’s Bar is the 3rd / 4th unit up. The next meeting will be held on Friday 4th June at 12.00. The Puerto de Mazarron meetings remain at Los Galayos Bar / Restaurant on the paseo adjacent to the beach. Next meeting will be held on Saturday 5th June at 12.00.

Subs will be due at these meetings for the forth coming year.

Work is still continuing on the Rio Segura at Murcia but is still fishable and fishing well.

Embalse de Pedrera: the water level appears to be still rising as there is more going in and very little being taken out.

Sweetwater: the final dredging has taken place and the works personnel have cleared the surrounding road of all the silt deposited there. Howeve,r there are still workmen there.

The banks are now angled and swims need cutting in!

Anglers Together continues to grow as a club with many friendships formed over the past 3 years. Many members fish together regularly and say they are pleased that they have taken up a sport that they once followed in their youth. We have the occasional organised outings but the main aim is to introduce members to find fishing companions and to assist in finding the fishing venues.

The joining fee is €10 for new members and €5 for renewing members. If you are interested in joining or finding out more about Anglers Together, either come along to one of the meetings or contact Dave.

It has now been confirmed that Alan has been sighted in Spain, so he will be at the next meetings. anglerstogether@ gonuts4free.com or telephone Dave Hoare on 968 199 279.

Tight Lines Dave Hoare

Asen inside the area. Both sides had further chances to score, before the sending off of Rueda in stoppage time ended Cordoba’s resistance.

DIV 2A TABLE 1. Real Sociadad 2. Levante 3. Hercules 4. Real Betis 5. Cartagena 6. Elche

68 points 68 points 64 points 64 points 64 points 60 points

FORTHCOMING FIXTURE: Cartagena on Sun 6th June, KO 21.00 against Alicante based side Hercules, at Cartagonova Stadium.

Benidorm Sevens Tournament IT WAS rugby sevens mania at La Vila Rugby Club in Villajoyosa over the weekend as the club hosted its 24th annual Benidorm Sevens Tournament, well supported by both national and international teams. The tournament took place at the New Villajoyosa Stadium over two consecutive days, consisting of two sections: the Spanish National Sevens Series Section and the International Selections Section. 20 teams participated, with eight International Selection teams and twelve National Teams. In the National pools on Saturday, Les Abelles were strong contenders, beating Santander and Madrid and on Sunday went on to beat Liceo 28-0 in the semifinals: they beat Barcelona 26-14 in the national section Gold Cup finals. Sevilla were winners in the bronze cup, while Malaga took the trophy for the plate final.

The international selection also produced some exciting competition. It was fitting that Spain’s national team, the Viator Barbarians, took the Gold Cup trophy home for their country Belgium won their Plate Cup final against Alicante.

Viator took home €3,000 with the runners-up earning a cool €1,500. The international finals were followed by a celebratory Spanish-style barbeque and prize giving ceremony at the club. The official Benidorm Sevens ‘after party’ was held at the Beachcombers Disco-Bar and the teams partied till the early hours.

This weekend the club will host the Spanish National Women’s Sevens Series; a new tournament. Come to the club on Saturday 5th June at 11.00 to see what the women of Spain have to offer!

ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? Aged between 20 to 40 ? Torrevieja area Call Doug on 628 789 335

Should the rules be changed?

THE RULES of golf are sacred to most golfers and rightly so. Many feel some are in need of urgent change and modNoel’s world ernization: both views are probably corof golf rect and there is no doubt that the next edition of the rules, which is due out in

By Noel Eastwell Professional coach 2012, will have many more changes that and RTN golf expert will confuse us even more.

Golf is an incredibly difficult game 639 730 891 and there is so much that can happen that all eventualities have to be covered as far as possible.

Some say there should be very few rules. “Hit the ball, go and find it and then hit it again,” was what one very famous golfer once said: a great idea but far too simple to be practical unfortunately.

In my opinion, there is very little in the rules that need to change. Most disputes come about because so called experts have not read the rules book in many years. I don’t blame - them it’s not the most exciting read one could find for a sunny afternoon on the sun lounger.

I do, however, believe all golfers who play the game should have at least a basic understanding of the rules.

Some of our local golf societies even have their own ‘rules person’ on their comLuke Donald

mittees; a great idea as long as he is dedicated to the job. As golfers, though, we cannot always rely on someone else making a decision for us in case it’s incorrect. That could lead to disqualification and that is a heartbreaker if it’s in competition where you could have won.

Many people contact me here at RTN for decisions on the rules and I am always happy to help if I can. I would still urge golfers to brush up on the rules, however, particularly those who play in serious competitions. Maybe some of our societies should hold quiz competitions regularly where the winner gets a bottle of wine or some other small prize. These events could be fun if they are not too long and are held lightheartedly. Learning before being disqualified is a much more pleasant experience than learning afterwards. I have seen it first hand and even been on a rules committee in England where we had to disqualify a golfer, and it was a very unpleasant experience for all concerned, believe me. A little time now could be to your advantage in the long run.

THE PROFESSIONAL TOURS Madrid played host to The European Tour last week for The Madrid Masters. Luke Donald has one of the best swings in the world of golf and a role model for any aspiring golfer. It was six years since he won on The European Tour until his one shot victory last Sunday over Rhys Davies. Donald is in fine form since his return to Europe and in the two events played has forced himself into Ryder Cup conten-

tion; now all he has to do is stay there.

That should not be a problem for such a talented golfer.

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Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over €180 will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection.

QUESTION FOR 21ST MAY 2010: Who won the 2010 PGA Championship at Wentworth?

A. Paul Casey B. Simon Khan C. Luke Donald All answers must be received no later than 17.00 on 28th June 2010 to be entered into June’s draw, to be made on 30th June. The winner will be announced in RTN on July 2nd 2010.

MAY’S WINNER - Jimmy Murray.

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Carp-R-Us news THE LATEST round of our Spring series of matches was held on the Embalse del Argos in Murcia.

It was a beautiful day right up to the end of the match when the thunder started to roll around the hills. We just managed to get back to the restaurant when the heavens opened with torrential rain and large hailstones.

First in the match was Ian Dalzell 2nd Stuart Thompson 3rd Bob Rafferty 4th Roy Buttress The Club held a Charity event at the Hotel El Corazón in Quesada. The sum of €350 was raised for Alzheimer’s: this is just part of this year’s planned Charity works involving the Club. I would personally like to thank everyone who came and supported this event, and of course thanks must go to the Management and Staff.

The next Quiz night will be on Tuesday 8th June at 19.30, cost €1.00 with a ‘finger buffet’ available.

The following Tuesday, 15th June, is the Club’s next Petanca morning at 10.30.

All these events are held at the Club’s home at the Bar El Alto La Dolores, just off the new roundabout between La Mata and Guardamar. For further information on the Club contact the secretary Stuart Thompson on 966 717 820 or visit www.carprus.net