The Villager - April 2013 by Betty-Ann Ambury

The Villager April 2013

Hello & Welcome to the April edition of The Villager As always, we have a magazine packed with great articles, editorials and of course a brilliant range of adverts from a great selection of local traders. Last month we increased our print run to 8,000 and doubled our distribution to Malvern and Evesham. This has had the desired effect of attracting several new advertisers from both areas, and hopefully has increased enquiries to our existing advertisers. The changes to the website are almost complete, and for those of you who have had a look at it recently, you will see that we have included a page listing all advertisers. This page will be updated monthly and in due course, we will be offering the option for you to have a link to your own website.

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Issue No. 35

ETC Windows, Doors & Conservatories

Cloudy2Clear Windows

“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.” Mark Twain

Recipes

The Pantry, Peopleton

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ADVERTISING & EDITORIAL Betty-Ann Ambury

10th April 2013

The aims of The Villager are to bring local buyers and businesses together to encourage the people of Worcestershire and surrounding areas to support these businesses to help the local community to flourish. © 2013. All artwork and copy appearing in this publication is copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission from the publisher. The right to refuse advertisements is reserved. All information published is correct according to those who supplied it and no responsibility is taken if it is not. Care is taken to ensure all advertisements are truthful and no liability is accepted for errors or emissions. The use ofmention this publication canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services is strictly prohibited. Please THEforVILLAGER when responding to advertisers

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ith so many concerns involved in offering conservatories, windows and doors it can be a confusing choice for consumers.

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range of composite doors, high security double glazing, quality conservatories and orangeries at very competitive prices. With modern materials conservatories are now living spaces that can be enjoyed all year round and the latest range of double glazing materials offers a high degree of security alongside lower fuel bills. ETC is particularly proud to be the sole selected installer in Gloucestershire and Worcestershire of the VEVO range of windows. ETC can also provide a high quality range of timber and aluminium framed windows that offer a real and lasting solution to those requiring a more traditional look or to meet demanding planning requirements whilst taking advantage of the latest double glazing technology. Thoughtful planning and consideration for the individual needs of each client removes much of the stress such work can sometimes entail. Attention to detail and a first class after sales service adds to the feeling that this company cares about each and every customer.

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Cloudy2Clear Windows – Service With A Smile! It’s been a crazy few months for Cloudy2Clear Windows. The company which specialises in repairing windows which are steamed up, broken or damaged by replacing the panes – not the frames has grown rapidly as homeowners take advantage of their services. Managing Director Paul Papandreou feels that it’s all about service. ‘Our product is simple. If your double glazing is misted up we can replace the glass at a fraction of the cost of a new window, in any type of frame, and with a new 5 year guarantee. But it’s not just about saving people

money, although that obviously helps. Many tradespeople have struggled since last year and I honestly feel that during the good times a minority perhaps didn’t focus on customer care as much as they should have done. We make sure we turn up when we say we will, do the job the customer requires and leave their house as clean as a whistle. I often get comments back from customers on how they really didn’t expect that sort of service which, in a way, is very sad for the service industry as a whole.’ Cloudy2Clear service the Malvern, Worcester & Hereford areas and Paul is finding that his approach is a major

factor in his success. ‘The truth is that it’s not just the personal satisfaction that I get from doing a good job but also it makes good business sense. I get a huge amount of business from friends and family of people

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Recipes

from far & wide

Fish Curry 15mls oil 15mls raisins 1 onion, chopped 125mls plain yoghurt 5mls curry powder salt & pepper 1 tomato, chopped 2 large fish fillets, skinned 1 apple, peeled & cubed & cut into large cubes

Heat the oil in a large pan, add chopped onion and lightly fry for 3 to 4 minutes.

Add curry power, and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, stirring well.

Add tomato, apple, raisins and seasoning and continue cooking. stirring occassionlly, for another 10 to 15 minutes.

Mix in fish cubes, cover and cook for another 10 to 15 minutes until the fish is cooked.

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t's been a struggle! What clever souls would have opened a community shop run by volunteers in a village of barely 600 people in the depths of a recession? Close to towns in South Worcestershire with a wealth of choice for grocery shopping and the Vale of Evesham, handy for seasonal fruit and vegetables on it's doorstep. All far enough away though to make shopping for day-to-day necessities an inconvenience for residents of Peopleton, a small but perfectly formed village just off the A44; famous for Bowbrook House, the childhood home of Dame Barbara Cartland and Stonebow House where the TV presenter and journalist Jeremy Paxman spent his early years.

Peopleton has everything you'd want and expect in a village: medieval church, good pub, village hall and playing field ... and a shop. In 2010 the shop almost became another statistic in the list of closures and failed village stores that weren't able to compete with the large out-of-town supermarkets. But a group of people in Peopleton were determined not to let the village shop go quietly. In mid 2010 a committee was formed, and a group of volunteers determined ways of raising funds to get the new shop off the ground. These included a grant from the Plunkett Foundation and selling shares to villagers, which raised almost £7,000, as well as some generous donations. Peopleton was also lucky to keep it's Post Office at a time when many were closing; the committee convinced Post Office Ltd that the venture was financially 'watertight' and that there were enough people to support it. On the 7th December 2010, 'The Pantry' finally opened, offering groceries that had not previously been available in the village: fresh fruit and vegetables, quality meat and cheeses, fresh Continental bread and patisseries stocked every day. The opening got off to an unexpected start with one of the coldest winters in living memory and plenty of snow effectively cutting off the village and encouraging more people than were expected to sample what The Pantry had to offer. This did have it's downside, as villagers with 4 x 4's had to collect goods from stranded delivery vehicles! There are so many stories to tell that have happened in a relatively short space of time, from a group of people who arrived for a funeral in Peopleton and came into the shop to use the phone, only to discover they should've been 15 miles away in Alcester, to The Pantry's fifteen minutes of fame when the BBC Countryfile film crew turned up to film the shop and volunteers at work because our community shop coincided with the 60th Anniversary of the Archers radio programme where a similar storyline was taking shape.

years and 4 months it has been open .... other than when a workman came through the ceiling whilst working on the apartment upstairs! A comment from one of our loyal volunteers: "In keeping with the Government plan to promote a better understanding of maths, several senior citizens have improved their mathematical skills at the shop. Some have developed their confidence by serving the public and it has given others an opportunity to contribute to village life. It is fast becoming a beneficial social centre, especially for people who don't drive. Long may it grow!" Steve Dexter Manager & Sub-Postmaster, the Pantry, Peopleton

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“Come and experience how good village shopping can be !!” Open: 8am – 6pm Monday – Friday 9am – 12noon Sat 9am – 11am Sun Post Office: 9am – 3.30pm Mon- Fri.

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The Bridge A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over, thought for a minute, and then said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." God replied, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy." God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge . . . . ?"

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Luke's Garden Maintenace Get your garden ready for summer!

uke's Garden Maintenance is a local, reliable, trusted company which has been working in Worcestershire for over 10 years.

We can help you get your garden ready for summer by carrying out a range of jobs such as: • • • • • • • • •

Fencing Hedge cutting Patio cleaning Mowing and strimming Rubbish removals Tree work Rotavating Shed and fence painting Guttering cleaned

Its easy to arrange for work to be done, just call us now and one of our friendly team will visit you at home to give you a no obligation, personalised quote. We carry out a range of works – not just those listed - so call us now and find out how we can help get your garden ready for summer.

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Luke's Garden Maintenance Any gardening job quoted for, including: • Fencing • Hedge cutting • • Patio cleaning • • Mowing • Strimming • • Rubbish removals • • Tree work • • Vegetable patches rotovated • • Fence and shed painting • • Guttering cleaning • and more...

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Are you staring at a new computer which has found its way into your house? Perhaps your old computer is still crying out to be used properly?! Either way it’s there and it’s eyeing you up suspiciously!

Look good feel great

When this happens we worry about how to use the thing properly, getting stuck and not recalling what to do or where to start. Firstly, concentrate on what interests you the most. There is no point learning things that you don’t need to. Make a list of what you want to do: email friends, do the grocery shopping, research hobbies?

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“But hold on!” (I hear you say) “What’s an email account? Is it safe to use my credit card online? Turn it on and off? I have to do that too??!!!”

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Just popping out to water the Chichipatls, Dahling! Chichipatl . . . . . Acocotle . . . . . Cocoxochitl water cane, water pipe, water pipe flower, hollow stem flower, cane flower (language of the Toltecs & Aztecs)

’ve stolen some land . . . . . from my husband, or to be precise, I’ve invaded his vegetable plot. He doesn’t know yet; he thinks he’s going to plant leeks, but I’ve declared it ‘The Cut Flower Garden’, so it’s official!

Boom Boo

Why has this happened, you ask? Well, a couple of weeks ago, I designed a large planting scheme under the influence of Hidcote’s Red Border. Our client, being a fan also of Great Dixter, made the splendid request for a few Dahlias, taking the border from Summer to late Autumn. Being a Dahlia enthusiast myself, we went straight to Rose Cottage Plants website and selected ‘Bishop of Llandaff’ (absolute favourite with a dark leaf), ‘Nescio’ and ‘Grenadier’. We also fell in love with Dahlia ‘Dark Fubuki’ and ‘Taratahi Ruby’. The damage was done. My obsession with this tender Mexican perennial rekindled, I made a list for my own garden. Sitting back after twenty minutes, to admire my selection, I realised that I had chosen exclusively 5 chocolate coloured varieties. It’s always easier choosing for someone else’s garden, I thought darkly. Clearly I needed to exercise more objectivity in my colour choice, but more to the point, where was I going to plant them? Dahlias are easy to grow. Purchase fat tubers, plunge into potting compost in April, position in your greenhouse/porch and just add water. Plant outside in June with a thick mulch and sturdy supporting stake. Flowers appear from mid-end July and continue through to frosty November. What more could you ask of a plant? Dahlias enjoy full sun and need humus rich soil. They make admirable border plants and are ideal to pop into bare spots after the Spring frenzy and June flush of perennials are over. For me, the rabbit-proofed vegetable plot is ideal; in fact, an obvious choice! Admittedly there may be the odd earwig to repel and invading slugs will be eaten by the pheasants (they eat everything else in the vegetable plot!). Regular cutting means plenty of fresh flowers and the dead heading sorted. Come November you have the choice of lifting and storing them in dry wood shavings indoors till next April, or you could leave them in the border covered with a huge pile of mulch, cross all fingers and hope they survive. I confess my solution will be to buy fresh ones each year, as I know I will forget to lift them in time.

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Furthermore, they attract bees and pollinating insects. In fact, the Dahlia occupation will bring positive benefits to the potager, providing masses of cut blooms and a good view from the kitchen window, to boot.

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By choosing flowers of a single colour, but of different shape and form, you can add an interesting dimension to your borders. However, after the dismal, damp squib of last summer, I have developed a colour craving.

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Marshalling my thoughts over a hot chocolate, I determined the new cut-flower colony should proclaim it’s arrival with a riot of carnival oranges, reds and yellows; the larger and more outrageous the better. My collection:

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Riotous Reds Manhatten Island Ellen Huston Apache Taratahi Ruby Weston Spanish Dancer

But for the coup de grâce of my new dominion, in tribute to the Dahlia’s Aztec heritage I will be devoting a small corner to this collection:

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For a tremendous selection of vibrant Dahlia flowers and first-class top-sized tubers, visit the website of http://www.rosecottageplants.co.uk Hilary Collins BSc. (Hons)hort., M.I.Hort. Envisage...gardens by design Grower, Horticultural Consultant and Garden Designer Grafton Nursery, Grafton Flyford, Worcester WR7 4PW For advice on garden design, landscape construction and planting contact: email: hilary@envisage-gardens.co.uk www.envisage-gardens.co.uk & www.grafton-nursery.co.uk

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hen Paul moved with his family to Worcester from Yorkshire three years ago, he could never have imagined how busy his fledgling business was to become. “We moved south to be closer to my wife’s family to help care for her Mum who has multiple sclerosis. I was very nervous about moving from the client base I had built up in Yorkshire to effectively start all over again in a new place.” Three years on, Paul can look back with satisfaction on the installations he has completed, including windows, doors, conservatories, porches, facia and soffits and even the odd water butt!

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Political Correctness?

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erm denoting language, ideas, policies and behaviour seeking to minimise social and institutional offence in occupational, gender, racial, cultural, sexual orientation, religions, beliefs or ideologies, disability and age-related contexts (Wikiquote) or alternatively perhaps: the art of infuriating the majority through insulting a minority with over-sensitivity?

Don’t get me wrong, dear reader I abhor the ‘N’ word for Black Americans or the ‘R’ word for someone mentally challenged, along with most of you (I hope?) as these are terms of severe denigration, belittling and designed to insult, scorn or vilify. But seriously folks, am I to cease using the technical computer terminology of Master and Slave when referring to servers in the network? Must I really use terms like visually challenged, fire officer, factually unencumbered (ignorant!), gingerbread person or holiday tree? I don’t think so!

asking kids to pass a test and get a license to use their toy cars; call for Health & Safety rules to be applied when they build spaceships out of cardboard, or sue ‘em for malpractice when they fail to save the patient in "Operation"? Let’s not damage their delicate psyches by having the poor mites compete in races during school sports day; let’s stop half way, all hold hands and cross the line together! Seriously?

Honestly? A boy of 6 suspended and Similarly, no more Pass or Fail in our exams: just given counselling grades from A to Z (slight exaggeration . . . sorry!) in because he formed case we upset the poor wee things and they actually a gun shape with his think they have failed!! God forbid!! Oh, and on hand and said ‘pow’ THAT topic: we're multi-cultural now folks, so no to a fellow student? more school prayers in case it upsets non-Christians Simply not good and no wearing crucifixes at work as it may offend, enough: he should well . . . pretty much everyone! have been locked up and referred for Who makes these rules? Seriously guys, get a grip. I psychiatric treatment am mortified if I have given offence, no matter what - the child is quite obviously disturbed!! What would the sin, but let’s just shoot the thought-police and be they have done to yours truly as a kid, using his Colt done with it, eh? Peacemaker Special (complete with caps for realism) to shoot the Apaches (friends who drew the short I read this online: "Be careful when addressing groups straw) attacking our camp? Didn’t just use my fingers or talking about others. Use language that would not and point; I had a realistic looking weapon used to make anybody feel excluded, diminished, insulted discharge a projectile (NOT a gun just in case the or devalued." You know thought-police are listening!). what, that’s exactly the I cannot believe that sensible, way my parents brought moderate and well-balanced me up . . . think of others, people believe that allowing respect your elders and a child to play with a toy gun betters, treat everyone turns him (or her - to be PC!) as you would wish to be into a gun-toting, homicidal treated. Sounds just a tad maniac or should I now be like Common Sense to me. looking over my shoulder OK, so here’s a novel idea having told you about my Peter Cushing as Sherlock Holmes - "A man of the intelligence then – let’s all just use that of Mr Holmes should know oral cancer is more prevalent in people (very happy, thanks) early as the premise and ditch who smoke pipes. A bubble pipe will avoid putting his health at risk - and harming others by passive smoking." childhood? Next we’ll be PC . . . please? 26 To advertise call 0845 224 7061 or 07754 170286 or visit www.grapevinepublications.co.uk

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Healthy advice on how to enjoy yourself over Easter without sacrificing your waistline.

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‘watching their weight’, a bunch of flowers is the perfect swap. Drop the hint if you’d prefer flowers to chocolate at any time of the year. 5. Small is smart Here’s some good news for chocoholics – recent US research found healthy people who eat chocolate regularly tend to have a lower BMI than those who don’t eat it at all. But the key is having small amounts. A big Easter bunny can have as many as 1075 calories, whereas the small hollow eggs only have about 72 calories. Go for smaller eggs and savour the flavour. 6. Stock your fridge Have plenty of delicious healthy foods on hand so you don’t automatically reach for the Easter eggs. Find healthy substitutes to chocolate that still satisfy your sweet cravings.

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Thurs 21st March to Thurs 2nd May Weekly Folk Night The Fleece Folk Evenings are free and everyone is welcome, starting from around 8.30pm the Pewter Room is filled with muscians and singers warming by the open fire. 20:30 to 23:00 Phone:01386 831173 Free entry The Cross Bretforton Evesham Worcestershire WR11 7JE www.thefleeceinn.co.uk Sat 30th March, Wed 3rd & Sat 6th April “The Cadbury Connection” Fun for all the family in the Easter Holiday. Find out about Chocolate and follow the Chocolate Trail. See where Richard Cadbury had his Coffee Shop. Find out where chocolate came from. Solve puzzles and follow the chocolate trail to win a prize. 10:00 – 16:00. Admission is free, £1 for the Chocolate puzzles. Call Judy 01386 553536 / 01905 612309. www. tudorhouseworcester.org.uk Tuesday 2nd to Thursday 4th April Easter Cup Cake Decorating for Children Children can have fun decorating some yummy cup cakes for Easter! There is one to eat and another to take home. 2pm-5pm £3.50 per child, tickets available to buy from the Restaurant on the day. Phone: 01527 860000. Worcester Road, Wychbold, Droitwich Spa, WR9 0DG. www.webbsdirect.co.uk Sunday 7th April Bakers’ and Butchers Spring Fair Event held at Three Counties Showground - see website for more information. Phone: 01684 584924. Three Counties Showground, Malvern, WR13 6NW. www.threecounties.co.uk/whatson Wednesday 10th April Children’s School Holiday Pottery Sessions An opportunity for aspiring young potters to work with professional, ceramic artists. Experience hands on real clay with an exciting variety of making techniques. A different theme every time includes either a go on the potter’s wheel or work with coloured slips. 1½ hr sessions throughout the day, designed to suit 4-8yrs and 9-12yrs. Small friendly groups. Emphasis on having fun. 11:30 to 13:00 14:00 to 15:30. Pre-booking essential. Phone:01531

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