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Your pub in the country Upton Snodsbury, Worcestershire WR7 4NN Situated on the main A422 Upton Snodsbury
Tel : 01905 381282
info@bants.co.uk www.bants.co.uk ‘Small enough to care large enough to be Professional’
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Contents 5
Pershore Leisure Centre
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"Betty's Recipes"
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Sales Agents Wanted
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Rotary Club of Pershore
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Financial Advice
Grapevine Publications
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February in the Garden
3 Rye Street • Birtsmorton • WR13 6AS
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Telephone 0845 224 7061 Mobile 07754 170286
Events in Worcestershire February & March
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ALM Fitness
info@grapevinepublications.co.uk www.grapevinepublications.co.uk
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Grapevine Gifts
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Distributors Wanted
EDITOR Betty-Ann Ambury info@grapevinepublications.co.uk
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Pershore Library
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It's all about Numbers!
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The Accident & Racism?
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Coffee Break
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Star Signs & Your Horoscope
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Worcestershire Villager Community Directory
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Index
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Ploughcroft Solar
“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.” Mark Twain
PUBLISHER & ADVERTISING
ADVERTISING & EDITORIAL Betty-Ann Ambury FRONT COVER PHOTOGRAPHY (Billy the donkey expressing his opinion of the photographer!)
Mike Ambury NEXT ISSUE COPY DATE
10th March 2012
The aims of Worcestershire Villager are to help businesses in the area become known and useful to local people and to encourage the people of Worcestershire and surrounding areas to support these businesses in order that the local community can flourish. © 2012. All artwork and copy appearing in this publication is copyright and may not be reproduced without written permission from the publisher. All information published is correct according to those who supplied it and no responsibility is taken if it is not. Care is taken to ensure all advertisements are truthful and no liability is accepted for errors or emissions. The right to refuse advertisements is reserved. The use of this publication for canvassing, direct marketing or any other activity apart from sourcing local goods and services is strictly prohibited.
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Local Friendly Service ~ References Available contact Glenn Baker 01905 380128 or 07792 613020
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Pershore Leisure Centre, King George’s Way, Evesham Leisure Centre, Abbey Road, Pershore, WR10 1QU • 01386 552346 Evesham, WR11 4SU • 01386 444212 www.wychavonleisure.co.uk • info@wychavonleisure.co.uk Please mention The Worcestershire Villager when responding to advertisers. TO ADVERTISE TELEPHONE 0845 224 7061 EMAIL: INFO@GRAPEVINEPUBLICATIONS.CO.UK
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E. Hill & Son Funeral Directors Established 1960
Independent Family Run Business Holders of Diploma in Funeral Directing Professional & Sympathetic Service Available 24 Hours Prepaid funeral plans available
01386 552141 www.ehillandson.co.uk
Fairfield House, Defford Road, Pershore, WR10 1HZ
jane guest
07961 125906
jane@gourmandcatering.co.uk
www.gourmandcatering.co.uk 20 years catering experience
Licence holder
Growers of a wide selection of fruit trees on various root stocks
Fruit Trees Contact us for a detailed catalogue and availability.
01905 841587 Lower Walcot Farm, Walcot Lane, Drakes Broughton, Pershore, Worcs WR10 2AL
www.walcotnursery.co.uk SOIL ASSOCIATION LICENCE No. G5594
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Please contact us to discuss the requirements for your event
Gourmand Catering will prepare a bespoke menu and services for your occasion
celebrations • dinner parties • lunches kids stuff • weddings • funerals • corporate events
gourmand; a gourmand is a person who takes great pleasure in food. An old word implying appreciation of food ranging from refined 'gourmet' to excess 'gluttony'!
Home Handyman
Interior Painting & Decorating & Tiling Someone to do those odd jobs around the house No job too small Tel: John 07770 442851 6
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PC repairs and upgrades Spyware and virus removal Health checks and PC servicing Website design and site marketing PC’s and media centres built to order General troubleshooting & support Configuring wireless networks Email and internet problems Advice and ongoing help Apple Mac and Windows p: 01386 550191 m: 07847 287376 e: info@pendas.co.uk w: pendas.co.uk Onsite support for all your PC issues, for both the local home and business user
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Painting & Decorating House & Garden Clearance Gardening & Fencing General Maintenance Plastering & Tiling Pest Control
TELEPHONE (07515) 569 937 or (01905) 381 282
Windmill Hill Field Alcester Road Radford WR7 4LS Are you planning a trip? Now your feline friends can have a luxurious time too... - Purpose built cattery situated in beautiful countryside. - Our chalets are constructed to the highest standards using the most up-to-date materials to comply with the model license conditions. - All chalets are heated, secure, hygienic and designed to offer interested, comfortable accommodation. - Any medical conditions are catered for. - Collection and delivery service. - 24 hour veterinary care. - Fully qualified staff.
For more details contact Ayley on: Tel: 01386 792554 Email: ayley@fernscattery.co.uk www.fernscattery.co.uk
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Stockists of:
as well as a full range of traditional beauty products and treatments Pello Bonito • Church Street • Fladbury Pershore • Worcs • WR10 2QB
Tel: 01386 860110 Opening hours: Tuesday to Saturday Late night opening Wednesday
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PAUL COOPER Plastering, Rendering and Screeding Services Overskim Old Walls and Artex 25 years experience
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CUTTING 6 DAYS A WEEK TO ORDER
MEADOW TURF £1.10 SQ YARD SEEDED TURF £1.30 SQ YARD FREE QUOTES ON SUPPLY & LAY ON TURF FULL LANDSCAPING SERVICE
CALL 01386 424898 DELIVERY OR
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Call Trevor or Tom on 01386 443772
Vale Roofing & Property Maintenance
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Specialising in Flat Roofing And Property Maintenance
DoesYour Roof Leak? Does Your Roof Need Emergency Repairs? Or Property Need Attention? Felt Roofing,Rubber Roofing, General Roofing, Tiling, soffits, Guttering Replacement Chimney Repairs, Leadwork, Re-Pointing, Ridge Work, General Carpentry, Brickwork, External Painting.
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Betty's Recipes Bobotie (South African cottage pie) 15ml oil 1 onion, chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 500g mince beef 15ml mild curry powder 1ml tumeric 2ml cayenne pepper 75ml fruit chutney salt & pepper
juice of 1 lemon 150ml fresh breadcrumbs 100ml beef stock 15gm sliced almonds 4 - 5 bay leaves 100ml milk 2 full eggs 1 egg yolk
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Heat the oil in a large pan and add chopped onion, crushed garlic, mince and curry powder.
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Cook for 10-15 minutes, stirring well, until mince is crumbly.
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Add tumeric, cayenne pepper, chutney, salt & pepper and lemon juice. Cook, continuing to stir, for another 5 minutes.
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Bake at 220°C for 30 minutes, until topping is set.
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Syllabub finely grated rind of 2 lemons 250ml sweet cream sherry 500ml double cream
25ml brandy 2 egg whites 75g castor sugar
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Add remaining ingredients, beat until thick and frothy. • Pour into six tall glasses and chill for at least 4 hours before serving. • Serve with small sponge finger biscuits, or thin mint chocolates.
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For all your plumbing needs: Gas
safe registered Landlord certificates Boiler changes System upgrades All plumbing work Bathrooms and Tiling
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Sales Agents Wanted Grapevine Publications is looking for salespeople to sell advertising space in the Worcestershire Villager. The position is:
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self-employed working from home part or full-time flexible hours commission based
Experience selling advertising an advantage, but not essential.
OTE £25k in year one
For more details contact 0845 224 7061 or email your CV to info@grapevinepublications.co.uk
Mobile PC Mechanic based in Worcestershire Laptop and computer repairs, upgrades, virus removal and many other services at an affordable price.
Some of the services we can carry out for you include: ● Health checks and data recovery ● Upgrades and repairs ● Virus and spyware removal ● Affordable, tailor-made web-sites ● Wireless networks set-up and secured ● Advice and one-to-one tutorials We are available during evenings and weekends and can come to you, when many companies are closed and unable to help.
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sunflower soft furnishings
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complete curtain design service made to measure curtains, blinds, soft furnishings wide range of fabrics & wallpapers to view poles, tracks & all curtain accessories roller, vertical, venetian blinds free home consultation complete fitting service
tel: 01905 381811 mob: 07976 640307 sal.williams@btconnect.com www.sunflowersoftfurnishings.com The Old Smithy, Worcester Road Grafton Flyford, WR7 4PW
Telephone:
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209b Worcester Road ● Malvern ● WR14 1SP
Part-time Courses We have a great choice of courses on offer including: • Creative Cup Cakes • Zumba • Chickens for your Garden • The Practical Gardener • Make Beautiful Fabric Flowers
and much more! To find out more visit us at
www.sworcs.ac.uk or call
(01386) 712695 for Course Guide
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CLIVE CAMPION Painter & Decorator
Interior, exterior & exhibitions
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Rotary Club of Pershore Presents a charity concert at No 8 Alcester Victoria Silver Band Conductor: Gordon Hartley-Bennett
Performing
The Last Night of the Proms Featuring Trevor T • • • •
A classical evening of fun, A musical extravaganza, Music played with style and pizzazz Music to inspire and amuse In aid of
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Friday 24 February – 7.30pm £12 Running time: 120 mins (inc interval) Tickets from No 8
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My Worcestershire Free Solar FREE solar panels means:
My Worcestershire Free Solar is all about giving away free solar to qualifying properties in Worcestershire. There are no fees, no catches. FREE.
Your electricity bill will reduce – saving you money You will be reducing your carbon footprint, helping the environment, and helping the country reach it’s carbon efficiencies targets
How can we do this? In April 2010 the government introduced an initiative called the FIT Scheme. The FIT scheme allows investors to be paid for all the electricity that panels generate. This means that if you let us put panels on your roof, you benefit from free electricity, and we sell what is left over back to the grid.
You must own your property (mortgaged is fine) Have a south facing roof or within 30 degrees of south Your roof must be free from shading No slate roofs, thatched roofs, or listed buildings Have 24 square metres of interrupted space on your roof (larger semi detached and detached properties on the whole are fine)
To apply go to www.myworcestershirefreesolar.co.uk or call 01905 676222
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Over 16 years experience
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S And H Building And Pav i n g C o n t r a c t o r s From this . . . .
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Financial Advice SOLAR POWER A question many people are asking today is “where can I find a low-risk, high-return investment?” Well, there are plenty of high-return investments, but these all carry corresponding high-risks, and similarly there are plenty of low-risk investments paying low returns of 3% or 4%. The one investment that ticks both boxes (and a few others) giving high returns with low risk, is Solar PV, commonly known as Solar Power. With the Government Feed in Tariff (FiT) currently at 21p per kilowatt, having solar panels installed on your roof is the best investment you can make. For those of you who are not sure how the FiT works, and how this can give you the best return on investment currently available at little or no risk, let me explain. The optimum solar installation is a 4kW system on a south facing roof, which will generate on average, approximately 3000kW per year. The FiT pays 21p for every kilowatt of power generated, plus an additional 3.1p on 50% of the kilowatts produced. So, if the system produces 3000kW then the FiT will pay £630 (21p x 3000) plus £46.50 (3.1p x 1500) giving a total of £676.50 paid as tax free, hard cash into your bank account. This amount is paid regardless of how much of the 3000kW you use yourself over the year! Which means, in addition to earning money from your solar system, you also save on your electricity bill by using as much of the power you generate as you want. Now one of the big misconceptions about solar power is that it will completely replace the electricity you currently draw from the national grid. This is not true. What the system will do is supplement the amount of electricity 18 you draw from the national grid, which means
you are then paying for less electricity; on average the saving generated by a 4kW system is estimated to be approximately 50%. So, if your electricity bill is £50 a month, you will save about £25, which is £300 per year and together with the money you’ve earned from the FiT, gives you a total return of £976.50 – and that’s just in year one! The FiT is indexed linked, tax free and guaranteed for 25 years, so your total return will increase each year in line with inflation. To summarise then: a 4kW system from a reputable supplier currently costs about £9k to £10k, which is your investment. You are investing in a tangible object, fitted to the roof of your house, not some intangible concept or company which, in these troubled times, could disappear overnight. There are no movable parts, so it won’t wear out, and again, if it is installed by a reputable company, will come with a 10-year warranty to cover any other possible problems. The FiT pays you an index-linked, tax free amount, guaranteed for 25 years, and you save on your electricity bill. And the cherry on the top: you are doing your bit to reduce the world’s carbon footprint and helping the environment. So, as I said at the beginning, as an investment, Solar PV ticks both the low-risk, high-return boxes, plus a couple of others. If Solar Power is something you are considering, now really is the very best time to have it installed, in fact, there has never been a better time: the cost of installations is at a record low, and with an estimated 10% return on investment, the sooner you get started the better. For more information, or for a free information pack, please call 0845 474 6489 or email
info@grapevinepublications.co.uk.
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February in the Garden Spring is just around the corner, with some signs of it already. In the meantime, we have snowdrops; crocuses and winter aconites all in flower among the dead and brown borders, with the daffodils not far behind. However there is still the chance we could get snow and heavy frosts this month, so keep a watch on plants at risk, in particular evergreens whose branches can be damaged under the weight of the snow.
Planting If the ground isn’t completely frozen you will be able to plant shrubs and trees. Towards the end of the month apply an Narcissus cyclamineus organic fertiliser to all fruit trees, as about now, the sap starts to rise and trees begin to waken from their winter sleep. Prepare seedbeds for vegetables: starting them on the windowsill in good light, sow small quantities of lettuce, cabbages, cauliflowers, radishes, c a r r o t s , spinach, salad onions, turnips, peas and broad beans.
Propagation Towards the end of this month you can Hamamelis x intermedia ‘Jelena’ start sowing some pelargoniums, snapdragons, sweet peas, lobelias and begonias, but do so in a heated greenhouse or propagator.
Pruning Now is the time to start pruning shrubs and trees into shape, by thinning out unwanted branches and lifting crowns slightly. 20
Prune winter flowering shrubs, including winter heathers, once these have finished flowering. Prune summer flowering shrubs that flower on new wood including roses, jasmines and clematis. This is your last to cut back overgrown shrubs and trees before the birds start nesting.
Maintenance
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Plants will still Group need watering during this month but do so sparingly and don't over water: the soil around the plants should be just slightly damp. Mulch around any shrubs or fruit trees that you have pruned. Newly planted trees and shrubs must be protected from harsh winds and severe weather, and be sure to check tree ties and stakes against high winds. Continue to lift and divide overgrown clumps of herbaceous perennials. And finally, don't foget your garden wildlife: make to leave plenty of food and water out for garden birds, especially on the colder days of the month. Crocus tommasinianus
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The locally based company for all your HEATING & PLUMBING Domestic or Commerical a quality service is guaranteed Over 20 years experience in Oil, Gas & LPC
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Wash & Reproof from only £15 Also repairs to leather work, such as missing straps or keepers
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Events in W February Wed 1st February to Mon 12th March Pixley Crafters A meeting of local makers who want to share a space in a local pub to work together for an evening. Call 07754950939 to enquire or join us. Usually the first and third Thursday evenings of each month at 7.30pm at the Swan Newlands or 198 Pickersleigh Road Malvern WR14 2QX. Wednesday 1st to Thursday 9th February Winter weekend club at Upton Warren Upton Warren Outdoor Education Centre is holding a weekend club for active 8 - 18 year olds looking to ward off the chills this winter; have a go at canoeing, climbing, kayaking and much more for just £10 per session. Sundays 10am to 1pm and 1.30pm to 4.30pm; must be booked in advance. Call 01527 861426 or email uwoecenquiries@ worcestershire.gov.uk for details. Sunday 5th February West Midlands Boat Jumble The Three Counties Showground, Malvern. Thousands of nautical bargains: yachting, motor cruising, inland waterways, fishing, watersports, nautical antiques, dinghies & boats, new and used general chandlery. Adults £3, children & parking free. Gate opens 10am to the public. Sellers can arrive between 6.30am and 9am. Friday 10th February Stand-Up Comedy! Join the guitar-wielding Nick Helm, part-time Geography teacher Mark Cooper Jones, Paul James and MC Kieran Boyd for a good laugh at the biggest & best comedy gig for miles. May contain strong language - minimum age 16. 8pm start. Tickets: £10 on door, £9 in advance (£8 students/members/ groups 8+) from: www.EveshamArtsCentre.co.uk and Evesham Almonry, Abbey Rd, WR11 4BG, 01386-446944. Evesham Arts Centre, Victoria Avenue, Evesham WR11 4QH.
Trail around the house, win a prize. 10am to 4pm. Tudor House, Friar Street, Worcester, WR1 2NA. Tel: 01386 553536 / 01905 612309. www.tudorhouse.org.uk Saturday 11th February Sincerely ABBA Dig out those flares and platforms and get ready to party! Not only looking like the originals but sounding like them too, Sincerely Abba are back with a show featuring superb four-part harmony and all the hits. £12 (£10 conc/EAA) from: www. EveshamArtsCentre.co.uk and Evesham Almonry, Abbey Rd, WR11 4BG 01386-446944. Evesham Arts Centre, Victoria Avenue, Evesham WR11 4QH Monday 13th February February Half-Term Multi-Activity Days Supervised mixed activity days with fully qualified instructors at Malvern Hills Outdoor Education Centre, Old Hollow, West Malvern. Children must be at least 8 years old; advance booking essential. Call 01684 574546 or email mhocenquiries@ worcestershire.gov.uk. 9am to 4.30pm. Cost: £25 per child, per day, or £100 for all 5 days. Malvern Hills Outdoor Education Centre, Old Hollow, Malvern WR14 4NR Saturday 18th February Living History in Worcester 8 : Tudor House goes 17th Century All Life will be here, from Aristocrats to Soldiers and Servants. Will Samuel Pepys arrive? 10am to 4pm. Tudor House, Friar Street, Worcester, WR1 2NA
Saturday 18th February Super Seed Swap Transition Worcester are holding a Seed Swap for all those of you who are keen to get growing your own food! Seed Swap: bring your left over vegetable, fruit and salad seeds and swap them Sat 11th, Wed 15th & Sat 18th February for a new variety, or something completely Family Friendly Event: “Diary Day at Tudor different! Veg growing advice: pick our brains to House” help you get started growing your own. Activities Join the ranks of Samuel Pepys, Anne Frank, for children. Free - but donations to Transition Adrian Mole and Mrs Dale. Come to “My Best Worcester gratefully accepted! For more details Day”. Help us make a Big Diary about special please visit www.transitionworcester.org.uk. 12 events in the lives of YOU the men, women and noon to 3pm. St Andrews Gardens, Deansway, children of Worcester. Follow the Famous Diarists Worcester WR1 2JD Please mention The Worcestershire Villager when responding to advertisers. 22 TO ADVERTISE TELEPHONE 0845 224 7061 EMAIL: INFO@GRAPEVINEPUBLICATIONS.CO.UK
Worcestershire y & March Saturday 25th February The Dam Busters (U) The remarkable story of the bouncing bomb. Richard Todd and Michael Redgrave keep their upper lips determinedly stiff in this excitingly told true WW2 story of how British flyers destroyed strategic dams and shortened the war. 7.30pm. The Fecken Odeon Cinema, High Street, Feckenham B96 6HN. Thursday 1st to Saturday 3rd March The Creative Crafts Show This consumer event is aimed at anyone, beginner or enthusiast, interested in learning new crafts, stocking up on supplies or just interested in being creative for a special occasion. Opening times: Thursday, Friday & Saturday 10am to 5pm. For more info: www.sccshows.co.uk. Use discount code PR2 & get £1.50 off the ticket price. Group discount. Children under 16 – free. The Three Counties Showground, Malvern, WR13 6NW. Saturday 10th March A Concert for Hope Vivaldi’s Gloria and other works from Bach, Bruckner, Elgar and Ireland performed by The Elgar Chorale of Worcester in aid of Acorns Children’s Hospice in the Three Counties. 8pm. Tickets £10 and £5 for U18s. Available from 01684 594570. St George’s RC Church, Worcester WR1 UG Friday 16th March Cheltenham Gold Cup Lunch in aid of St Richard’s Hospice Join us for a delicious 2 course meal and place your bets with our resident bookmaker before watching events unfold at Cheltenham. Keep warm, avoid the crowds, eat, drink, relax and "go racing" in comfort! £35 per head, tables of 10 available. Arrive 11am, lunch served at 12pm. 01905 763963 or e mail rjones@strichards.org.uk. Worcester Racecourse Worcestershire WR1 3EJ Sunday 18th March to Monday 7th May Little Malvern Court - Open Garden for NGS 10 acres attached to former Benedictine Priory, magnificent views over Severn Valley. Garden rooms and terrace around house designed and planted in early 1980s; chain of lakes; notable
collection of old-fashioned roses; topiary hedge and fine trees. Admission £5, Children 50p. 2pm to 5pm. Tel: 01684 892988. Little Malvern Court, Little Malvern WR14 4JN Friday 23rd March “Fashions for Springtime 2” To be held in The CC & Viyella Store, 14-16 Pump Street, Worcester. Pep up your wardrobe with the Superb New Spring collection and TREAT YOURSELF!! You know you deserve it!! 7pm. Tickets £7 from Tudor House. Open Wed and Sat from 10am to 4pm. Call Judy 01386 553536 / 01905 612309. www.tudorhouse.org.uk. Saturday 24th March Mozart Requiem Philomusica, conducted by Linda Parsons, present Mozart Requiem, Chilcott Messe Cantata and Tippett Spirituals from Child of our Time accompanied by James Drinkwater. Soloists are Lyn Rimell, Karen Longmate, Tim Jeffree, Robert Chadburn, Kate Bennett, Gaye Boggon, John Quinn and David Parsons. 7.30pm. Tickets £10 available from John Quinn 01452 506417. Pershore Abbey Worcestershire WR10 1DT Friday 30th March The Knicker Lady The hit show that romps through the history of the humble knicker with a tempo and hilarity that leaves audiences, both male and female, spellbound and dying for more . . . there isn’t a brief left unturned. This one-woman comic performance is in aid of St Richard’s Hospice. 7.30pm Tickets £15. To book call 01905 763963. John Moore Theatre, King’s School, Worcester WR1 2LL. Saturday 31st March The Big Blues Tribe - The Final Night The Big Blues Tribe returns to The Marrs Bar, Worcester for its final ever performance. After 5 years and 200 gigs, The Tribe, a full nine-piece Blues Band in the style of BB King, Ray Charles and, more recently, Jools Holland’s R&B Orchestra plays its final performance at its Worcester home. Tickets £6 from the box office, www.marrsbar.co.uk.com or 01905 613336. The Marrs Bar, Pierpoint Street, Worcester WR1 1TA.
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Does your favourite diet plan fulfill these 3 criteria? Everyday I see so many people asking questions in forums about the latest fad diets, even though they have already joined a weight loss program. If you are also one who runs after fad diets, I would like to ask you one simple question: why is it that you’re searching for another diet plan? Aren't you satisfied with your current weight loss program, and if not, why not? Why is your existing diet plan not enough for you? In this article I will explore some of the possible reasons why you may not be able to lose weight. 1. Are you unable to avoid eating your favorite foods? You know, I have been there and done that. Once under a diet, I resolved never to touch the so-called 'forbidden foods', but I broke my resolution on more than one occasion. My question is - do you want to find out the best diet plan simply because you are not able to get rid of the forbidden foods and therefore unable to lose the amount of weight you would like to? Do you really think that there is any diet plan on earth that would help you lose weight without restricting your food intake in any way? Before you shake your head, let me tell you that more or less, almost all diet programs come with their own restrictions. The best diet plan is one which places the least amount of restrictions on your food habits. In my opinion, if you ever find such a diet plan, you better stick to it throughout your life because it is worth its weight in gold! Remember that in order to lose weight all you need to do is eat healthy foods. Placing unnecessary food restrictions on yourself will do you no good. Depriving yourself of your favorite foods will force you to start binge eating, and over time, you will gain far more weight than what you started with! 2. Do you hate counting calories all the time, throughout your life? You know, I too hate those diet programs that require me to know the calorie content of every single food item that I eat, as well as count calories of every piece of food that I have for my dinner. It is sickening! If you have ever counted calories, you will agree with me that it is not only tedious and boring, but also extremely frustrating. Calorie counting at once makes the otherwise simple weight loss plan look a lot more complicated, which in turn discourages you from achieving your weight loss goals. Consider for instance, what will you do before visiting your favorite fast food restaurant? Would you plan your meal months or weeks in advance, or try to figure out whether the foods that you are going to be served with contain more calories than you are allowed to consume? 24
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3. Does your weight loss plan burn your wallet? The ideal weight loss plan should burn your fat, but there are some others that do something else- they burn your pocket instead! You should never join those expensive weight loss programs that require you to buy special foods from them in order to lose weight. As a matter of fact, you don't need to eat any 'special' food' in order to lose weight. You can get all the healthy foods you need from your local supermarket! As you can see, the best weight loss program should be one that would impose little or no food restrictions, wouldn't require you to count calories all through your life, and would be quite affordable at the same time! Have you found such a diet plan yet? Give me a call today and I can put together a healthy diet plan and show you what foods to look out for when doing your shopping and best of all give you a free recipe book packed full of healthy recipes so you never have to worry about what to eat ever again. For more information visit www.almfitness.co.uk or call Amy 07740 366419 or email info@almfitness.co.uk
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Pershore Library I
t was with relief that residents in the area heard at a meeting held at the town council offices in November (2010) that Pershore Library seemed set to remain in the centre of the town following discussions between the County Council and the Town Council.
Pershore has long provided both reading matter and education to any person wishing to ‘better’ themselves. As long ago as 1848 a Society was formed calling itself the Christian Institute. Meeting once a fortnight, they would listen to an essay read by one of the members on subjects relating to religion, literature or science, after which discussions took place amongst the members. This society soon opened its membership to any interested person, actively encouraging the ‘working class’ to attend. This resulted in the formation of the Mechanics Institute, at the first meeting of which Mr J. Bushell delivered a reading on ‘The Mental Constitution of Man’. Mr Henry Hudson was appointed President and a Committee of eleven was set up with over eighty members paying one shilling a year (some of the wealthier members contributing more). The Temperance Hall (later the Working Men’s Club) was hired at a cost of £2.2s.0d a year and weekly meetings were held, with a written Constitution being agreed on 28th April 1849. As time passed, the earlier rather pompous 26
and specialised subjects covered gradually became more relevant to a larger audience and a series of evening classes were set up. Although intended to encourage the ‘working classes,’ in the main membership remained among the middle class with the local press being extremely patronising in its reports. The group boasted an eclectic library. This began life as a rather meagre affair but later became quite extensive following the gift of a valuable collection of over 90 volumes from relations of the late Compton John Hanford of Woollas Hall. Although the Society prospered for some years with various social events such as concerts, play readings, whist drives, etc., also taking place, by 1865 the general membership had greatly declined. Therefore a series of Penny Readings was introduced on 5th January 1864, but in spite their popularity, the Society was dissolved, all assets being sold by auction apart from the library books that were distributed as equally as possible by ballot among the members. However, it wasn’t until the passing of a Public Library Act in 1850 that libraries began to become the norm. This Act
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allowed towns with a population of over 10,000 to provide a public library and charge a fee of one halfpenny. This charge was raised in 1855 to one or two pence and neighbouring parishes with a population of 5000 or more were also able to set up such an institution. A Report in 1915 by the Carnegie United Kingdom Trust, formed on 3rd October 1913, stated that at that time only 1.5% of the rural English population lived in an area supplied with a library whereas 79% of the urban population was able to access such a facility. Such situation obliged the Director of Education to write to the Trust in 1918 enquiring with regard to setting up school libraries. The County Library Service in Worcestershire began in a small room in 37 Foregate Street, up three flights of twisting narrow stairs with Miss S.F Furgusson appointed as County Librarian. Later this was moved to 28 Foregtate Street and then to County Hall. Towards the end of 1919 another Public Libraries Act was passed. Pershore Branch Library began on 22nd February 1924 with Mrs. Lacey as Librarian. It was set up in the W.I. Hall in Priest Lane opening from 5pm to 7pm on Tuesdays and Fridays. The books, sent from Worcester in large boxes, were placed on tables but the gas lights were dim and the far end of the hall both dark and draughty. The selection was quite small and many of the books second-hand and in need of binding. In 1929 the library moved to the Willow café in Bridge Street in premises owned by Mr & Mrs Spiers, before moving a year later to 62 Bridge Street. Within a short time it moved to the Manse of the Baptist Church in Broad Street. Although the library service continued
during WW2 it was a difficult time as there was little money available and a world shortage of paper. Transport was a problem and there was insufficient staff. Many books disappeared either because they were lost or because some borrowers moved without handing the books back. A member of the library staff at the time recalled ‘At first it just meant crisscrossing window panes with brown sticky paper and climbing onto window sills armed with drawing pins to make certain the blackout curtains didn’t let chinks of light show at the sides, and opening times were changed from 6pm to8pm to 5pm to 7pm. In 1956 the library moved to temporary accommodation in the back of the Working Men’s Club in the High Street when Mrs VM Couchman became branch librarian, remaining as such until 1972. The Club then was very drab and rather dirty with customers having to pass through a reception room often full of beer barrels and a rather pungent smell from the men’s toilets. The only heating was from a portable oil stove. By 1958 over 38,000 books had been issued, with the number of customers increasing, so that in 1959 the whole of the big room was taken on a long lease, and redecorated with an entrance separate from the Club. The hours were extended from twelve to twenty hours a week until on 17th September 1962 it opened for fifty hours a week. In 1971 the library moved to the old infant school in New Road with David Paynter as librarian, the present library opening on 8th July 1975 with Jenny Mainwaring as librarian. Jenny Brumhead, the present librarian joined the staff in 1998. Article written by Marion Freeman
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It's all about Numbers! 7 EASY STEPS TO HOUSE-CLEANING IN 2012 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Housework'. 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete 'Housework' permanently?" 6. Calmly select "Yes" and press mouse button firmly. 7. Feel better?
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TEN HANDY HINTS 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember however to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives: you'll be too afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. 10. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. Please mention The Worcestershire Villager when responding to advertisers. 28 TO ADVERTISE TELEPHONE 0845 224 7061 EMAIL: INFO@GRAPEVINEPUBLICATIONS.CO.UK
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The Accident
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he minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to give thanks for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I would like give thanks. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. "Now," Suzie said in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The minster rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is . . . STERNUM!"
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customer walked up to a shop assistant and asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The customer, clearly offended, said, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I'd asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I'd asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I'd asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I'd asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I'd asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The assistant replied, "No, I probably wouldn't." The customer asked, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
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Coffee
Break Sudoku
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Who was the last member of The Beatles to marry?
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Which writer created Tarzan, Lord of the Apes?
Star Power
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Fill in each of the empty squares in the grid so that each star is surrounded by the numbers 1 to 8 with no repeats.
In Greek mythology, the Minotaur was half-man and half-what?
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How many degrees are there in a triangle?
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In which country is the battlefield of Waterloo?
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What is the largest snake in the world??
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Which alcoholic drink is traditionally flavoured with juniper berries?
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Which religious organisation was founded by William Booth in London in 1878?
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What is the real first name of 1960's model Twiggy?
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Star Signs & Your Horoscope February & March 2012 Aries (21st March - 20th April)
This month prepares you for career opportunities and exciting new directions in your practical life. You are able to initiate new projects whilst having a sense of control over your destiny, however you may feel unsure whether you're on the right path or not but you are. You could be directing your new project towards creativity in writing, film work or painting for example. This month also suggests your need or longing for sleep, and if you've been having vivid dreams do pay attention to them as they could have meaning for you. In your love life you are ready to be fiery, adventurous and putting your intentions to reality, perhaps a plan that includes being closer to the country side.
Taurus (21st April - 20th May)
This month you may feel as if there are not enough hours in the day, be careful of scattering your energy, and becoming imbalanced as a result. Financially it seems like nothing much can be done or that you are simply tired of your current circumstances. You are also warned agaisnt juggling pretty much most aspects of your life this month, but you've only just got over the memories of bad investments in time so you should be more catious on impluse move this time round. In your love life there is renewed confidence and a sense of relaxation as you're able to move forward again and release old doubts and fears.
Gemini (21st May - 21st June)
This month you have a pressing need to be by yourself in order to think, and make plans as you see that victory is in sight. Even though it seems that the path is hard with possible worrying and regrets you are representing the motto 'if at first you don't succeed, try and try again'. Financially you are returning from the underworld and into the light out of the tunnel. In your love life if you can also return to the light and weather those storms you will see that from a chaotic situation there is a potential for rebirth. Expect some good proposals with regards to your career too.
Cancer (22nd June - 23rd July)
claustrophobic but you break away from strife towards relaxation with your renewed confidence you're able to move forward again and release old doubts and fears of blocked success. Your finances augurs continuing difficulties which should be of a temporary nature. The way in which you handle challenges this month is via your particular gift for logical argument and rational thought. In your love life you may feel some aches from setbacks but as you require lots of mental stimulation from your lover you will fight through this mental challenge and the only way from here is up!
Leo (23rd July - 22nd August)
You may find yourself fantasizing things you would like to achieve this month even though you understand when you cannot resist trying to make more from it. Somethings may not last but you go ahead anyways as you've outgrown the past and are seeking a challenge, especially with regards to your finances. You've given so much of your time and money so soon you will be rewarded. The thoughts of money could be dominating matters that it can make an impact on your love life this month. With your closest of relations you are providing them with a loyal connection where you are hard-working, patient and rather conventional
Virgo (23rd August - 22nd September)
This month your general state is gentle, sensitive, loving, and the imaginative kind. You're not in a hurry to get things done or to commit anything rash to paper, this patience of yours will pay off and since material security is important to you, your foresight to plan carefullly is especially good towards your finances. There's fresh mental input at work and general movement and change, the challenge is not to feel smug so that you don't let carelessness be your blindspot. In your love life you may undergo some negative vibes but be assure this is not the reality so a shift in your mindset is all you need to be ahead in love. Overall you feel connected to love, friendships and will sustain this emotional security.
Libra (23rd September - 23rd October)
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nowhere and nurtures your self-expression. Therefore with the blockages and tensions this month you are able to fight peace, even after a troubled period and this uneasy peace still lingering at present you will rise above. Financially this month you're in a phase when money, and material well-being becomes important. Money can mean power and this influence could be entering your life, just as long as it does not become an obsession which takes over your life and thoughts. In your love life indicates some spiteful gossips and tricksy childish influence, however with your gentle, sensitive yet loving behaviour this month you may not feel the outside impact as much.
Scorpio (24th October - 21st November)
Ok so completion to the finale may be delayed but don't lose heart for this does not suggest failure. You have the energy to bring out your competitive side, as when things may become too hot to handle, the challenges you face this month will only urge you to win more, therefore you will be able to give birth to those ideas and bring them to fruition. Financially things get moving again and you find yourself released from the feeling your finances has trapped you in the past. The only challenge this month is to undergo many reassesments, such as only entering deep waters when you know its safe. In your love life you may have to really work hard to keep the balance but it is a slow growth where it may seem blue but it is fundamentally satisfying and a productive one. In your career you may find you need to assert more control so hold the bull by its horns you will handle everything.
a cycle it is time for a rebirth in your love life.
Capricorn (22nd December - 19th January)
This month your energetic nature will bring you good connections, where your good sense of humour will find you within excellent company. There may be some settlements or contracts happening this month, also a sense of lasting happiness where dreams did come true so you should feel the joy. Financially on the news front there could be some delays or detours on plans. In your love life you are proposing a new enterprise, a new form of a relationship where you can start planting your seeds to grow from now on. However in your career an unjust matter may frustrate you or the sense of some creative blockages. Overall you are ready for a new beginning.
Aquarius (20th January - 18th February)
Generally this month you may feel that your material security is presently at risk, as there could be an unexpected drain on material resources or extra expenses, but don't lose heart as small sums of money won is suggested to be heading your way. Your challenge is to fight the feeling of insecurities this month as all will be well. Expect to be rewarded in your career as you've come a long way and your efforts are soon to be paid off. In your love life you may feel down from a wound but when something is lost you will find that something gained. So release your old wounds soon you will see that bad times are replaced by good times.
Pisces (19th February - 20th March)
Rules and regulations might make you feel claustrophobic that you cannot see the point in them Sagittarius (22nd November - 21st December) this month. In your life right now career, money and Generally this month you may find yourself in an power may have taken precedence over any other unstable and unreliable state but only a temporary considerations, where there is always more to be one. The instability can make you feel unsure of made as a result this pull is making you unhappy. current issues but you are on the right path so However you also have to stop feeling guilty this continue along it. Financially you are keeping at it at month. In your love life you could be feeling smug, a persistent state, you've come along way, the goal is suggesting that you may even be taking it all for in sight, however there is that one last challenge granted and so need to put in a bit more effort, as before you can relax completely. In your love life your partner could be feeling a bit neglected. In your you've reached decision point, should you be career there may be disputes or an inability to reach considering major changes, this month is an excellent a decision. You are expressing a generous, charitable time to make those moves. You've reached an end of deed amongst your closest of relations.. Please mention The Worcestershire Villager when responding to advertisers. 33 TO ADVERTISE TELEPHONE 0845 224 7061 EMAIL: INFO@GRAPEVINEPUBLICATIONS.CO.UK
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