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We all love to sit back and be entertained. We also love to digest and discuss some of the more arthouse type cinema that we come across, whether we be layman or veteran. Which is why the New Zealand International Film Festival is so popular year after year. This year, as per every year, there will be countless films worth your time, so we’ve come up with a small look at some of the features and documentaries that you’ll be hearing a lot about over the next few months playing at the NZIFF nationwide. Turn to page 5 to read more.
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Still alive and kicking
An ‘80s extravaganza is heading to Auckland in December. News came in last week that massive 1980s heavyweights Simple Minds, Devo and The Church will all be playing at this year’s A Day On The Green on Saturday 15 December. If the bands sound familiar but don’t quite ring any bells, think The Breakfast Club (‘Don’t You Forget About Me’), ‘Love Song’, ‘Alive and Kicking’, ‘Promised You A Miracle’, ‘Glittering Prize’ and ‘Waterfront’ for Simple Minds; the classic and quirky costume stylings of Devo and their hits ‘Whip It’ and ‘Girl U Want’ along with their revolutionary music videos; and the welcome return of Steve Kilbey (here in 2011) and The Church. More announcements are to come, but in the meantime tickets will be available from Monday 02 July through Ticket Master for this very special, very one-off show.
Four years after their debut album Elixir Always, Collapsing Cities are returning with highly-anticipated sophomore release Strangers on Friday 13 July through Pastel Pistol. They’ll be celebrating with one show at The Kings Arms in Auckland on Friday 20 July, with support from local favourites Beach Pigs and Pop Strangers. Collapsing Cities’ new album features the recent release ‘Regret’, the music video of which premiered online a few weeks ago and got fans old and new hyped for what the band will deliver following their excursion in the UK and the long break between albums. Tickets for the show are available from Under The Radar.
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Death becomes them
Indie noise favourites Die! Die! Die! will be releasing their fourth studio album Harmony on Friday 06 July, and to celebrate the Dunedinites will be touring the country. The album, recorded at Blackbox Studios in France, was produced by Chris Townend (Portishead, D12, Violent Femmes) and brings back Shayne P. Carter on vocals. Bassist Michael Logie (The Mint Chicks, F In Math, Opossom) will be touring with the band at all shows in Hamilton, Auckland, Tauranga, Dunedin, Port Chalmers, Christchurch and Wellington. See the tours pages for dates and venues.
Mental Case
Real-life mentalist (just like that guy who solves crimes with his mind games or something) Keith Barry will be heading to New Zealand for two shows in August. The entertainer, television show host and magician-cum-comedian has graced stages on The Ellen Show, The Jimmy Kimmel Show, The Sharon Osbourne Show, Conan and more, and will be playing in Auckland at the Bruce Mason Theatre on Wednesday 08 August and in Wellington at The Opera House on Monday 13 August.
The New Sensations
Two celebrated up-and-coming youngsters are heading around the country on tour this July. Lydia Cole and Tom Lark will be bringing their hushed melodic stylings to multiple venues around the country from north to south as the two performers finally head out on their own headlining tour. Cole and Lark will play in Raglan, Auckland, Tauranga, Wellington, on the Interislander ferry, Blenheim, Christchurch, Timaru, Dunedin, Nelson, Cook Straight, Palmerston North, Wanganui and Hamilton. Tickets are available from Under The Radar, see the tours pages for dates and venues.
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PLAYING Films, Glorious Films FAVourites Lydia Cole
Favourite drink? Mulled wine, or a chocolatey beer. Favourite restaurant/café? Bruschetteria Antipasti & Aperitivo Bar. Crostini – yum. Favourite takeaway? Mad Mex. At midnight. Favourite colour? Anything but turquoise. Favourite childhood memory? Endless summers, drawing and colouring, bath time, climbing trees, and night-time songs with Mum. Favourite party food? Cheese, olives, anchovies... give me all of the salt. Favourite vice? All of the salt. Favourite song? This week, ‘Dreamcatcher’ by Kristin Macdonald and ‘This Song is Called Ragged’ by Jonathan Boulet.
Michael Haneke’s Amour won the Palme d’Or at the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. His previous films, Hidden and The White Ribbon, played at the ‘05 and ‘09 NZIFFs, and it’s safe to say that every year the audience falls in love with a French film. It’s hard to read about this intelligent and intense tale of love, life and death without seeing the word “masterpiece” at least once. Challenging and unflinching in its unbridled fantastical foray into what death may or may not be, Amour is one of the most anticipated at this year’s festival. It’s fun to hate Jack Black. We all know that. But in Richard Linklater’s Bernie, we see what could very well be the antithesis of the Jack Black archetype. In a side of the overthe-top actor that rivals the unfamiliarity of a Robin Williams drama, Black plays a closeted small-town Texan in a mix of parody and empathy. Inspired by true events, Bernie is the charming underdog comedy you want out of every festival. While it’s not exactly new to the screen (roughly 60 years after the original release), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes is one of the most timeless Marilyn Monroe films. All the stereotypes of history’s ditsiest damsel are here in this restored classic that follows two friends after the same man, jam-packed full of the 1950s one-liners and innuendo you love to love. There’s another classic in the line-up this year with The Shining returning to cinemas in high-definition DCP. One of cinema’s most treasured finished products as both an outstanding achievement and a complete joke, Stanley Kurbrick’s classic adaptation of the Stephen King novel is thriller, horror, drama, suspense and science-fiction gone mad. Around the beginning of January, the trailer for Shut Up and Play the Hits surfaced online
and music fans around the world nearly lost their shit. James Murphy/LCD Soundsystem was determined to go out on top, even if the world wasn’t ready for him to do so. This documentary chronicles the final days of the man who was always there and counts down to the final concert at Madison Square Garden in one of the biggest gigs New York has seen in recent years. If there’s one man who accidentally ended up making music for his own biopic, it’s the man who threw the best going away party in the world. Finally there’s one of the most talked about films at the 2012 NZIFF, West of Memphis. In 1994, three Arkansas teens were convicted for murdering three eight year olds. “Expertly” defined as Satanists, the infamous “West Memphis three” were released after nearly two decades of public support and calls for retrials. New Zealand’s Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh have followed the cultishly popular story and have worked with director Amy Berg to bring the controversial “innocent or not” story to screens.
Favourite meal? Second dinner. Favourite label to put on your relationship? Which relationship? Favourite ‘90s TV show? Home Improvement, The Simpsons and Roswell. Favourite word? Premium. Favourite album? Post-War by M. Ward.
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Favourite type of groupie? Old people. Favourite body part on you? Hands.
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Favourite body part on someone else? Depends who it is. I like faces. Favourite venue? I’m hoping to find some gems on the road this month... Favourite lyric? “Why am I soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?” (Paul Simon) “I’m still young but my life is old” (Tom Lark). Favourite candy bar? Curly Wurly! Favourite current TV show? Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule. SEE HER LIVE: LYDIA COLE SEE TOURS AND EVENTS FOR DATES
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Thursday 28 Andrew Tosh
The Raw Nerves
4:20
Static 9pm, $5 door sales
8pm, $30 , eventfinder.co.nz
The son of late reggae pioneer Peter Tosh, Andrew Tosh will be performing a tribute to his old man at multiple venues around the country this week. See what generations of reggae-inspired living can bring out in a man who has lived the highs and lows of reggae blues.
It’s the last week that The Raw Nerves will be touring the country, playing one show in Hamilton this Thursday and their final show at Auckland’s home of garage, Whammy Bar, in St Kevin’s Arcade. See some of the best gritty garage rock New Zealand has produced since forever.
Brewhaha
Luckless
San Fran Bath House
The National 8pm, $10.00, Door Sales Only
4-9pm, $5
The team up of sublime post-folkers Luckless and Bond Street Bridge edge closer to the end of their nationwide tour, playing one show in Dunedin this Thursday and two shows in Christchurch over the weekend at the Brewery on Friday and Darkroom on Saturday.
You’re cold and alone on a winter Thursday. Your girlfriend/boyfriend is non-existent or away and you’ve got no cuddles to keep you warm. Thankfully Brewhaha, Girl Lillian and Solsona Carnival are gearing to warm you up with their somehow heartwarming blues-infused night of audio affection.
FRIDAY 29 Perditionist
95bFM Breakfast Club
The Kings Arms
Alleluya Café 8.35am-8.50
8pm, $10 door sales
Being emotionally dark and brooding is a requisite when it comes to being metal. These guys are exactly what you want out of that kind of cliché without the cliché bullshit that comes with it. See Perditionist celebrate their release of The Forever In Darkness this Friday.
It’s the morning. You don’t want to go to work. Aside from the fact that it’s Friday and you’re a little hung over, there’s also the fact that you haven’t had your morning coffee. Start your day off right with the 95bFM Breakfast Club at Alleluya with the ambient electronic Suren Ulka at 8:30am.
Ahoribuzz
Opossom
Dux Live
Darkroom
gig OF THE WEEK 9pm
8pm, $15, cosmicticketing.co.nz
Kody and crew finish up the nationwide tour for the release of Electric Hawaii with a show in Christchurch on Friday and Lyttelton at Wunderbar on Saturday. It’s robot Hawaii indie noise at its very best, and that’s not even a thing. Catch a glimpse of what good bands will be sounding like in five years’ time.
Aaron Tokona, LA Mitchell, Riki Gooch and Hori make their return as AHoriBuzz thanks to Loop, Cosmic and RDU, and the funk-fusion mainstays continue to deliver their mash-up of all things indefinable, somehow ending up with an always well-received result of reggae and pseudo-blues hits.
Great North
Battle of the bands
Meow
The outback
Love songs, heartache and heartbreak weren’t just the theme of every girl group in the 1960s. People still get sad (or happy) and sing about it. Great North bring their alt country to Meow on the Halves tour this week.
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7:30 pm, Door sales only
A note to battling bands out there: not everyone wants to hear a sevenminute solo combining piano and guitars resulting in a Coldplay/Mars Volta/Evermore/U2/Wolfmother fusion. Don’t be a cliché.
Key
8pm, $10, door sales only
auckland
FREE
hamilton
LOCAL ACT
wellington
INTERNATIONAL ACT
dunedin
all ages
christchurch
TOUR
Shit worth doing
ALBUM REVIEW
SATURDAY 30
David Bowie
Return of the light
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (40th Anniversary Edition)
Barnett Hall, Piha
Matariki literally lights up this weekend at Piha with the Return of the Light extravaganza. Bands, DJs, light installations, fire performers, stilt walkers, food, drinks and you dressed up as the brightest, most creative light or fire walking piece of art you can think of. And it’s at Piha! Beach naughties.
Burlesque Wonderland The venue-musicbar 8pm, $25 Door sales only
Fantasy fairytales meet feathery fantasies in this burlesque performance from the ever-popular performers from Ayla’s Angels Burlesque Circus and Cabaret, accompanied by live music from Pistol Grip, Mynor Star and I Am You along with DJ Missy G spinning tracks for you and your sexy sex pants.
Enei Bacco Room 10pm, $20, iticket.co.nz
Hailing from St Petersburg in Russia, it was way back in 2003 that young Alexey Egorchenkov first got the taste for the musical drug drum ‘n’ bass. A decade later, the spinning and chopping DJ is celebrating his debut album following contributing and producing for the past 10 years.
Rackets & guests The Kings Arms 8pm, $5
The Kings Arms hosts some of the best young talent in a collection of noise and garage screaming indie splendour with the enticing line-up of Rackets, Sharpie Crows, Sherpa and guests. It’s got some of the most popular alternative and indie acts around Auckland all for a cheeky $5.
Left or right
Pop strangers
Dux Live
Mighty Mighty 9pm, $15, undertheradar
After six or seven weeks, Left Or Right finish up their Buzzy album release tour down in Christchurch. The southern threesome are at their best when on stage, and the last show of the tour is bound to get messy and sweaty.
10:30 pm, door sales, $5
Flying Nun’s Pop Strangers team up with Sunken Seas for one special show in Wellington at Mighty Mighty this weekend. Grungy noise pop has rarely seemed so popular, but Pop Strangers manage to pull the crowds every time.
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Forty years on and sounding like a trillion bucks (adjusted for inflation), Ziggy Stardust remains the freakiest bastard to ever change the face of rock music. The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars effortlessly captures those changing features as glam rock comes of age – embodying David Bowie’s ability to invent and re-invent himself at the drop of a velvet-peaked cap. His creation is never fully fleshed out, with the concept behind Ziggy’s character retaining a fluid, almost mythic quality, allowing the audience to fill in the gaps as they see fit. Remastered for the anniversary edition, this album has thankfully lost none of its verve or swagger through the re-jigging phase. If anything, that strut is more pronounced, as Ziggy revels in a new-found level of aural clarity. Tracks have an added pop to them, avoiding the trap of sounding cold and soulless like so many other remastered classics. You can thank engineer Ray Staff for that: Ray engineered the original Ziggy Stardust at Trident Studios back in ‘71-‘72, and returns 40 years later to work his inside knowledge on this latest version. It proves a masterstroke, with key elements lifted and sharpened, enhancing each of the 11 tracks that inhabit the length of the LP. Songs
like ‘5 Years’ and ‘Starman’ have rediscovered their string sections through the process, complementing Bowie’s passionate, melodramatic Ziggy as he alternates between soft drawl and raw-throated, fullthrottle howl. ‘5 Years’ may be complemented by its stringwork, but it’s the piano that drives things along, same as for a select group of other tracks on the album. That piano gets a little Broadway on ‘Lady Stardust’ (hopefully Bowie wasn’t stretched out on a baby grand while doing this one, though you can see that happening) a theme which is continued on ‘Star’ as Ziggy explores his ego and id to the fullest. Don’t worry though, things never Glee out completely, as elements of blues and soul filter though the thin white duke’s master plan. And it’s always a rock master plan, no matter how you dress or change it. Standouts ‘Moonage Daydream’ and ‘Suffragette City’ prove just how strong a rock album this is – blending powerful guitars, potent vocals and an attitude the size of several small planets into high-impact rock songs. Much like Ziggy himself, this album has a little of everything – and still packs a hell of a punch after almost half a century. WRITTEN BY DARREN MASLIN ALBUM OUT NOW
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Thursday 28
Jacob Ryan
Lenny Henry
Actor
Michael fowler centre 8pm, $89-$91 ,ticketek.co.nz
With a name like Lenworth George Henry, there’s little doubt that the comedian picked up a few jokes at school so as not to be picked on by bullies. Comedy is a defense mechanism, and we’re pretty sure that Lenworth here had to be pretty defensive with such a regal name.
The Revival
7:30pm, $20, eventfinder.co.nz
Mangare Arts Centre
Set in 1907 during the passing of the Tohunga Supression Act through to the 1970s, The Revival is equal parts love story and historical tale. Laced with an in-depth exploration of the horrors of war as well as a narrative of spirituality and defining culture, The Revival is a must see during Matariki.
Friday 29 Romeo & Juliet
Plastic
The Theatre
Glue Gallery
What happens when you mix Coca Cola with Pepsi? Nuclear fizzing? 7:00pm
The classic love story that we all know and adore arrives at The Theatre in Wellington and runs from Tuesday to Saturday. This one might not have Leonardo DiCaprio in it or have a wicked soundtrack, but the story is always one for any kind of audience.
Running for just over a week at Dunedin’s Glue Gallery, Plastic is a performance piece by artists PiupiuMaya Turei and Hana Aoake that portrays both the performance and performers reborn into the Maori New Year.
Mates and Lovers
Flight of the Conchords
Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts
Vector Arena
9:30pm, $25-$35, Ticketek.co.nz
Key
Based on Chris Brickell’s Montana award-winning Mates and Lovers: a History of Gay New Zealand, Mates and Lovers travels time and crosses boundaries to see what life was like for gay dudes back when top hats were all the rage.
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What’s an upcoming film you’re jazzed about? Our play Krishnan’s Dairy is being made into a feature film. Where can your stalkers find you during the weekend? Coaching my daughter’s hockey team.
7:30pm, $20/$10 thetheatre.co.nz
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Who’s in the dead supergroup for your dream hologram show? Marvin Gaye and Nina Simone on vocals; Charles Mingus on bass; John Coltrane on sax; Miles Davis on trumpet; Earl Palmer on drums; Thelonius Monk on keyboards and Jimi Hendrix on guitar.
Your fantasy spirit animal is… Phoenicorn. Your signature “I’m an amazing cook” dish is… Mediterranean stuffed salmon fillets with lime hollandaise.
The best place for a date night is… The theatre. You’d get arrested if the police knew that you… Smuggled chewing gum into Singapore. People say you look like… Brad Clooney. Five celebs on your f**klist? I find this question offensive but they’d all rhyme with Bate Clanchette. What generic current affair has your blood boiled? The American political system. SEE HIM LIVE: JACOB RAJAN GURU OF CHAI TUE 10 - SAT 21 JUL RANGATIRA AT Q, AUCKLAND KRISHNAN’S DAIRY WED 25 Jul - SAT 04 Aug Rangatira at Q, Auckland indianink.co.nz
SATURDAY 30 Run, Slip, Spring Q Theatre 7:30, $20-$35, qtheatre.co.nz
Bret and Jemaine arrive in Auckland with comedy buddy Arj Barker in tow. Their television show is finished and the sky’s the limit for two of our greatest comedy exports ever, so don’t miss the chance to see them live before they fall victim to the greedy Hollywood over-exposure monster.
auckland
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hamilton
PLAY/TheatRE
wellington
MUSICAL
dunedin
COMEDY
christchurch
DANCE
Somewhere between the invisible connections that make up human emotions, energy and physicality there’s something primal. Touch Compass’s 15th Anniversary Season of Run, Slip, Spring explores that mystery and challenges traditional perceptions of who can, and what is, dance.
Tim & Gary
Cirque Non Sequiter
Sandridge Hotel
The Meteor
8pm, $25 presales or door tickets
Mayor Tim Shadbolt and Gary McCormick team up for this show put together for the people of Christchurch by Side Splits Comedy. There are no two more charming nor heartwarming smiles than those of these characteristic goobers.
8:00pm , $25-35, ticketek.co.nz
This surrealist circus cabaret travels the world of myth with a menagerie of gods, creatures, sirens and spiders. The deepest, darkest parts of your imagination will be tested in this deadly, sexy, surrealist cabaret.
Chamber Music New Zealand Presents
TAKÁCS QUARTET
Touring New Zealand 5 – 10 July 2012 Auckland | Hamilton | Napier |Wellington | Christchurch Visit chambermusic.co.nz for concert details & ticket details
Guru of Chai Auckland Q Theatre 11 July - 21 July
‘Sheer brilliance… a joy to behold.’ Dominion Post
Book at Q 309 9771 indianink.co.nz
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season 4 A Review by Harlequin Jones
IN CINEMAS NOW R16 Contains Horror Scenes & Violence
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Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are two comedians who are really good at being really weird. I wonder how great it must be to be at the age they are and be paid to act stupid. The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Is basically a skit show, starring the two writers and a bunch of really creepy/awkward other comedians, well I’m not sure if they are just people picked off the street or what. The music and the animation they use is straight up ugly, but in a dated 90’s kind of way. Not the kind of show you would recommend to everyone, but if you smoke pot or don’t mind that super awkward kind of shit then it’s definitely for you. Richard Dunn is an awesome part of this show, he has a couple of reoccurring parts like ‘Dunngeon’ and ‘Getting it Dunn’ and in one of these he interviews David Navarro. Which I never thought I’d enjoy seeing. If you want this on DVD that’s enough reason to have it, send your name + address to iwantadvdumduh@gmail.com
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FILM REVIEW
THURSDAY 28
Snow White and the Huntsman
The White Stripes Real Groovy Free, 7pm
Back in 2003 when you didn’t know who Meg and Jack were let alone if they were a brother-sister or husbandwife duo, The White Stripes played a show for the children of Freeman’s Bay Primary School. The footage taken that day premieres for one free screening.
The Short List
Katy Perry: Part of me
Academy Cinemas
Selected cinemas
Fleet St is putting on a showcase of eight short films from some of Auckland’s freshest, finest up-andcoming talent around. See it here first like the early adapter you are without the pretentious film-wank.
Described as a “backstage pass” to Katy Perry’s concerts, this wannabe documentary may not have been called for but will undoubtedly be a 3D hit with Perry-heads around the world.
The Three Stooges
Ice Age
General release
General release
Larry, Curly and Moe must have been the inspiration for Lenny, Carl and Moe on The Simpsons, right? That just seems like a thing that would happen. Sean Hayes, Will Sasso and Chris Diamantopoulos star in The Three Stooges remake.
Do we really need another Ice Age movie? Sure, it’s a grand old moneymaker that the kids love and the stoners love to head along to while stuffing their mouths full of popcorn and frozen coke… okay, maybe we do need one.
FRIDAY 29 Community FOUR, 8pm
Further info directed by Rupert Sanders Starring KRISTEN STEWART, CHARLIZE THERON and CHRIS HEMSWORTH
Since Lord Of The Rings there have been two persistent trends in fantasy cinema. 1. No matter how facile the material, anything involving swords and/or sorcery can get made. 2. All the British actors who missed the LOTR gravy train want in. Ticking both boxes, Rupert Sanders’ Brothers Grimm reboot features an extraordinary troupe of UK males (Hoskins, Winstone, McShane) and for an hour, it’s fun to watch them bickering and boozing. Stewart is passable as the whey-faced eterni-virgin, as is her English accent; while Hemsworth, as the rugged Huntsman, opts for a Gerard Butler/Sean Connery burr that hides a multitude of sins. Star of the show, however, is Theron’s wicked stepmother, who seethes with barely
contained sexual jealousy – just one of the many surprisingly adult aspects of a film heady with implied violence and sublimated sauce (Theron bathes in milk that coats her skin like Dulux, Stewart gets lost in a blasted forest in a druggie nightmare of rotting birds and scuttling scarab beetles). It can’t last. No matter how impressive the visuals, two hours is far too long for a story this thin, and genre conventions ultimately snuff out the joys. The dwarves are sidelined in favour of rousing speeches – neither Stewart nor Hemsworth’s forte – and the final battle could have been ripped from a Narnia flick. Perhaps they’ll redress the balance in the forthcoming sequel. If there are any British thesps left to star in it, that is. WRITTEN BY MATT GLASBY, FLICKS.CO.NZ
MONDAY 02 Skins FOUR, 8:30pm
It’s so good to see Josh Brolin playing a young Tommy Lee Jones. These two ultimate dudes look the same, talk the same and are both everything you’d expect a classic hard-arse man to be. The third Men In Black has time travel, and Lady Gaga and our own Jemaine Clement as aliens.
I’ll be honest, I’ve never actually watched Skins. The one time I did, I didn’t get it. It seemed like a whole bunch of teenage dramas where everyone fucks their friends both mentally and physically. But it’s got such a huge following that clearly I’m the idiot who doesn’t get it. Anyway, season six is on FOUR.
SUNDAY 01 Boardwalk Empire
auckland
TV SHOW
hamilton
CINEMA RELEASE
wellington
3D Film
dunedin
DVD release
christchurch
BLU-RAY release
The final of the second season of Boardwalk Empire airs on Prime this Sunday. If you’re unfamiliar with the award-winning show (and one of the best dramas on television), the star-studded cast and Martin Scorsese produced series is everything badass about the 1920s we love.
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Wagamama
MEXICO
MULtiple locations, wagamama.co.nz
23 Britomart place, mexico.net.nz
Everyone tells themselves that they like spicy food. And, yeah, sure you do. But there’s a difference between some Kaitaia Fire and a legitimately tasty, spicy meal. Wagamama’s Kare Lomen is just that, with its spicy coconut, chili, galangal and lemongrass red curry all mixed together with that classic and refreshing tasty mix of fresh free range egg noodles with beansprouts, cucumber, coriander and lime. It’s like a laksa cocktail that’s actually healthy. Make your mum proud and eat healthy and fun at the same time, the Wagamama way. Three Auckland bases and one in Wellington.
Mexican food is all the rage. Whether it’s because New Zealanders like to say that we like spicy food or whether it’s because for whatever reason we’ve just had very few real Mexican restaurants for years, now that we’ve got such a plethora to choose from we’ve ended up spoiled for choice. Mexico in Britomart makes Mexican food and makes it well. Yeah, you can get burritos or whatever at any old place, but real Mexican food is different. It’s not fast food. And it comes with tequila and sangria and chilli beers, which in Mexican translates to “brat juice of kings” according to my Mexican friend Bender Bending Rodriguez.
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(LITERALLY!) Not only is Bellota a delicious tapas bar, they are also legendary enough to give away a trip to Barcelona, Spain for two! For the next few months Bellota are exploring different regions of Spain with tasty specials to sink your teeth into. Get down there before 31 October 2012 for your chance to enter the draw.
91 Federal Street, Auckland For more information and full terms and conditions visit skycity.co.nz/Bellota. facebook.com/BellotaTapasBar
GIG GUIDE
SHIT WORTH DOING
WELLINGTON gig guide Wed 27 All My Sons
Circa Theatre, $46
The Eversons w/ Full Moon Fiasco
9PM, San Fran Bath House, Free
The Improv Lounge The Fringe Bar
The Spines & Melting Faces
AHORIBUZZ
Mighty Mighty
8PM, San Fran Bath House, $15 + BF
Sunset Road
All My Sons
Circa Theatre, $40
Circa Theatre, $46
Quiz Night
Carlos Navarette Band
The Big Kumara
9PM, The Southern Cross, Free
The Brown Show
Craft2.0
The Fringe Bar
Chaffers Dock
Fri 29
Dame Malvina Major 21st Anniversary Celebration Concert
All My Sons
Dubcheck
Lenny Henry
8PM, Michael Fowler Centre
The New Brides Fast Eddie’s
OK;CFL
9PM, Bodega, $5
RANDA & Díanielo 10PM, Mighty Mighty, $5
The Session Matterhorn
Sunset Road Circa Theatre, $40
9PM, Fast Eddie’s Pool Hall, $5
The Boxcar Rattle 9PM, Bodega, $5
Great North
A Night of Punk Awesomeness
Jah Red Lion
10PM, Bodega, $5
All My Sons
Circa Theatre, $46
Americana Acoustic Music Concert 8PM, Meow, $15
Brewhaha & Girl Lillian
8PMl, San Fran Bath House, $5
Chicago Thursday Cabaret Chicago Bar
Chris Bryant El Horno
Micah, B-Lo & Kev Fresh
Geek Party
1PM, The Ledge, $10
9PM, Meow, $10
Marek, B-Lo & Kev Fresh Bettys
Te Papa
Sunset Road Volcana, Sheitgeist & Von Thundersvolt
Raw Meat Comedy
Twinset
Tue 03
What Happened To The Techno
All My Sons
The 3 Bears... And Goldilocks
Circa Theatre, $46
Live Music The Library
Sun 01
Sat 30 A Few Good Men
The Grand
ParkRight next to the theatre
The Hop Garden
Circa Theatre, $10
Circa Theatre, $46
3PM, Matterhorn, $5
Lemur Attack Force Fundraiser
Circa Theatre, $40
Poker Night The Big Kumara
All My Sons
Bettys
TSB Bank Arena
Sunset Road
Sandwiches
Circa Theatre, $40
Flight of the Conchords & Arj Barker
The Fringe Bar
4PM, The Southern Cross, Free
Raw Men
St Andrews on the Terrace
Pop Strangers w/ Sunken Seas 10PM, Mighty Mighty, $5
Havana Bar
9PM, Mighty Mighty, $5
8PM, Medusa, $10
The Midyear Bash
Sandwiches
Wellington Chamber Orchestra: Beethoven Triple
Mon 02
Fuelset
9PM, Bettys, Free
Enei
Public Bar & Eatery Circa Theatre, $40
Mi Casa Su Casa
Bodega
The Sunday Jazz Club Sunset Road
Blend Bar and Cafe
Clueless
Thu 28
The Lido Cafe
Fast Eddie’s
Beats
Circa Theatre
The Boptet
Michael Fowler Centre
Circa Theatre, $46
The Improvisors: Theatresports
Sunset Road Circa Theatre
Baby Loves Disco ChameLeon
The 3 Bears... And Goldilocks Circa Theatre, $10
Te Papa
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auckland gig guide Wed 27
Thu 28
Square Eye Pair
A Shortcut to Happiness
1885 Live
Tido
Aotea Square Ice Rink
A Shortcut to Happiness
Tribes
Acoustic Thursday w/ Eli
The White Stripes at Freemans Bay Primary Screening
6:30PM, SkyCity Theatre 10AM, Aotea Square, $20
Battle Of the Bands: heat 3
8PM, The Kings Arms, Free
Bitchin’ Bingo Cassette Nine
Creative Jazz Club: Benny Lackener Trio 8PM, 1885 Basement, $10
Dan Aux Selectah 10PM, Racket Bar, Free
Dirty Diana’s Sol Night Chapel Bar & Bistro
DJ Amy
7PM, The Golden Dawn Tavern of Power, Free
DJ Pups
6PM, The Britomart Country Club, Free
Granduo
6PM, Shakespeare Bar
Industry Night 8PM, twentyone
Karaoke Marcus 9PM, QF Tavern
Loose Change Wednesdays Rakinos
Matariki Dawn
9PM, 1885 Britomart, Free
8PM, SkyCity Theatre
7PM, Neighbourhood
5PM, Northern Steam Ship
Acoustic Thursdays w/ Waylon
Zirka Circus
7PM, 23-27 Nuffield St, Newmarket
5PM, Sale St
The Revival
7:30PM, Mangere Arts Centre - Nga Tohu o Uenuku, $20
Run Slip Spring
7PM, Q theatre, Auckland
Square Eye Pair
7PM, Basement Theatre, $15 + BF
Tribes
Hooper & bunnyJak 9PM, Lucha Lounge, $5
Jason Skelton 8PM, GBS Bar
Jeremy Pickford 9PM, Basalt
Kara Gordon Duo 8PM, Glen Eden RSA
Lee Gray Duo
9PM, Merchant Bar
Aotea Square Ice Rink
Matariki Dawn
8PM, SkyCity Theatre
7PM, Stardome Observatory & Planetarium, $10
Acoustic Sessions w/ Eli Guttenbiel
Mike wood
10AM, Aotea Square, $20
Beauty and the Beats Snapdragon
Bitches N Shit
6PM, Racket Bar, Free
Black Confetti 8PM, Herald Theatre, Aotea Centre
DJ Alex Q
9PM, twentyone
Ewen Gilmour
Blacksalt Bar & Eatery
Fleet St presents The Short List Academy Cinemas
8PM, Khuja Lounge, Free 7PM, Stardome Observatory & Planetarium, $10
Nathan Haines Jazz Quartet Concert
7PM, Quay St Club Rooms
Aotea Square Ice Rink 10AM, Aotea Square, $20
Auckland Pledge Me Launch Party 7PM, Khuja Lounge, Free
Benn Morrison
8PM, 1885 Britomart, Free
Black Confetti
Private Lives
8PM, Dolphin Theatre, $26
The Revival
The Circling Sun & DJ Truent
Root Down with Frank Booker
6PM, Tyler Street Garage, Free
10PM, The Southern Cross, Free
Pat 4 President
9PM, Elephant Wrestler
Perditionist
8PM, The Kings Arms, $10
Private Lives
8PM, Dolphin Theatre, $26
The Revival
8PM, The Patriot
Brett Polley
9PM, Florrie McGreals
Chung Laos, Shady Brain Farm & Bearhat Masonic Tavern
DJ Johnny Baker
9PM, QF Tavern
Newtown Rocksteady
Blend
Passion Bash Charity Live 2012 Pat 4 President
6PM, Imperial Lane
The Raw Nerves
David Shanhun
8PM, The Kings Arms, $20
Ginger Minx, Free
8PM, Herald Theatre, Aotea Centre
Backbeat Bar
7:30PM, Mangere Arts Centre - Nga Tohu o Uenuku, $20
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6PM, Tyler Street Garage, Free
A Shortcut to Happiness
6PM, The Britomart Country Club, Free
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Magik sessions
Slave
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Vector Arena
Fri 29
4:20
8PM, Maidment Theatre
Ponsonby Social Club
ASB Showgrounds
Flight of the Conchords w/ Arj Barker
Andrew Tosh
Matariki Dawn
Retro Wednesday
Real Groovy
7PM, The Golden Dawn Tavern of Power, Free
Private Lives
Masonic Tavern
8PM, Maidment Theatre
Yam Jams DJs
The Indie Club
Pub Quiz
6PM, Imperial Lane
Acoustic Thursday w/ Phil Stoodley
7PM, Stardome Observatory & Planetarium, $10 8PM, Dolphin Theatre, $26
7PM, Basement Theatre, $15 + BF
8PM, De Post
7PM, The Golden Dawn Tavern of Power, Free
DJ Karn Hall & DJ General Lee 8PM, twnetyone
DJ Trainer & DJ Darnell 6PM, The Deck
Ewen Gilmour
9PM, Whammy Bar
7:30PM, Mangere Arts Centre - Nga Tohu o Uenuku, $20
Rhythm and Style 5PM, Sale St
Ricky De Medeiros 7PM, Alp Ice Cafe, Free
Riqi Harawera 8PM, Moretons Bar
Rose Alice
6PM, Nuffield St.
Selecta Sam
6PM, La Zeppa Kitchen
Silo Cinema: Soul Power Silo Park
Solly
Oceans Bar and Gaming Lounge
5PM, The Britomart Country Club, Free
Fleet St presents The Short List
Solly & Hudge
Academy Cinemas
Flex
11PM, 1885 Basement, Free
9PM, Neighbourhood
Slave & Hudge
5PM, Northern Steam Ship
t SHIT WORTH DOING
auckland gig guide
DUNEDIN gig guide
Square Eye Pair
Lee Gray Duo
Tono
Submariner & Cian
Light’n Up: Illuminated Costume Extravaganza
Tribes
7PM, Basement Theatre, $15 + BF 5PM, Everybodys
Supermodel 8PM, Dox Bollix
Tido
6PM, Racket Bar, Free
Tribes
8PM, Maidment Theatre
Zirka Circus
ASB Showgrounds
9PM, The Patriot
8PM, The Golden Dawn - Tavern of Power, $5
Thu 28 Jesus Christ Superstar Mosgiel Coronation Hall
Barnett Hall
8PM, Maidment Theatre
Loa
Zirka Circus
Luckless w/ Bond Street Bridge
ASB Showgrounds
9PM, The National
Sun 01
Fri 29
Aotea Square Ice Rink
DJ Dahlsim
10AM, Aotea Square, $20
10 Bar
DJ English Jake
Jesus Christ Superstar
9PM, Rickshaw Eddies
Low End Theory
9PM, Leigh Sawmill Cafe
Matariki Dawn
7PM, Stardome Observatory & Planetarium, $10
Mark Tronson
9PM, Florrie McGreals
5PM, The Golden Dawn Tavern of Power, Free
Mosgiel Coronation Hall Glue Gallery
Mazzive 2012
Flight of the Conchords w/ Arj Barker
Alexandre Champagnat
N.U.T.E & guests
Rudsits Brothers
Aotea Square Ice Rink
Nigel Love
Sunday Session
10AM, Aotea Square, $20
5PM, The Britomart Country Club, Free
Ben Wah
Paris Is Burning
ASB Showgrounds
Private Lives
Mon 02
Jesus Christ Superstar
8PM, Dolphin Theatre, $26
Rackets & guests
Aotea Square Ice Rink
Plastic
The Revival
Black Confetti
Sat 30 A Shortcut to Happiness
8PM, SkyCity Theatre
7PM, Alp Ice Cafe, Free
8PM, Racket Bar, Free
The Boom Bap Rakinos
DJ Jarrod Phillips & DJ Sample Gee 9PM, twentyone
DJ Linely Latu & DJ Darnell 7PM, The Deck
Fleet St presents The Short List Academy Cinemas
Flight of the Conchords w/ Arj Barker Vector Arena
The Golden Mean Impression 10PM, Khuja Lounge, $5
Goody 2 Shoes 9PM, Merchant Bar
Great North
8PM, Wine Cellar, $10
Hot Sex: Girls vs Boys 10PM, Be Club, $5
Hudge
8PM, La Zeppa Kitchen
Jason Kyle, Adam & Normski 6PM, Snapdragon
Josh
7PM, Imperial Lane
Master Jams w/ Normski & Benwah
9PM, Tyler Street Garage, Free TelstraClear Pacific Events Centre 10PM, Whammy Bar, $10
Vector Arena
2PM, Merchant Bar
Chapel Bar & Bistro
Zirka Circus
7:30PM, Mangere Arts Centre - Nga Tohu o Uenuku, $20
Sandon James
11PM, 1885 Basement, Free
10AM, Aotea Square, $20
Sick Disco
7PM, Cassette Nine, $10
Silo Sessions: World Together 12PM, Silo Park
Slave & Empty
7PM, Neighbourhood
Solly & Submariner 5PM, Northern Steam Ship
Spooky
7PM, Everybodys
Square Eye Pair
7PM, Basement Theatre, $15 + BF
Take 2
8PM, Black Salt Bar
Thirty Years Late, The Fritts & Sophie Rose
Bold as Brass: Handel, Haydn & Beethoven Kings and Queens Performing Arts Centre
In The Next Room or The Vibrator Play
Mosgiel Coronation Hall Glue Gallery
6:30PM, Herald Theatre, Aotea Centre
Sun 01
The KA Music Quiz
Bold as Brass: Handel, Haydn & Beethoven
7PM, The Kings Arms, Free
Saturday at Sale St 7PM, Sale St
Sat 30
Fortune Theatre, $40
10PM, 1885 Britomart, $10
8PM, The Kings Arms, $5
Plastic
Tue 03 Aotea Square Ice Rink 10AM, Aotea Square, $20
The KA Quiz
7PM, The Kings Arms, Free
Open mic night
Kings and Queens Performing Arts Centre
In The Next Room or The Vibrator Play Fortune Theatre, $40
Jesus Christ Superstar Mosgiel Coronation Hall
Plastic
Glue Gallery
8PM, Windsor Castle
Nutcracker on Ice
Tue 03
The World’s Greatest Quiz Night
In The Next Room or The Vibrator Play
7:30PM, ASB Theatre, $59
Chapel Bar & Bistro
Zirka Circus
ASB Showgrounds
Fortune Theatre, $40
Jesus Christ Superstar Mosgiel Coronation Hall
Plastic
Glue Gallery
8PM, Shadows
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CHRISTCHURCH gig guide Wed 27
D’sendnatz
Karaoke
DJ Mike T
Sandridge Hotel
Quiz Night Phoenix Bar
Weaponized Anthesiac Lockjaw 8PM, Dux Live
Pierside Cafe and Bar The Monday Room
I Sing The Body Electric Jack Mann Complex
Karaoke Phoenix Bar
Left Or Right
The Blue Pub, Methven
Thu 28 The Black Velvet Band Becks Southern Alehouse
ENEI w/ guests 8PM, Dux Live
Karaoke
Opossom darkroom
Showoff Majestic
Mayor Tim Shadbolt & Gary McCormick Show Lincoln Event Centre
Quarry Bar & Bistro
Brothers Grimm Woolston Club
Burlesque Wonderland
The Celtic Ball
Sun 01
Cemetery Slaughter
I Sing The Body Electric
Zebedees
Jack Mann Complex
The Crystal Set
Jack Daniels Secret Launch w/ Von Voin Strum
Scottish Society Hall
Becks Southern Alehouse
DJ Mike T
Dux Live
I Sing The Body Electric
Massive Winter Soulstice 2012
JDV Restaurant and Bar Jack Mann Complex
Insane Jane
Pierside Cafe and Bar,
Left Or Right
Sat 30
9PM, Dux Live
The Shameless Two
12 Gauge
Darkroom
Phoenix Bar
Fri 29
Pierside Cafe and Bar
Baby Loves Disco: the ‘70s Superstars Tour
Luckless Massive Winter Soulstice 2012 Soulstice, Springfield
The Running Bull Bar & Grill House
Opossom
Mates and Lovers
The Second Test
Ahoribuzz
Sandridge Hotel
The Venue-Musicbar
Pierside Cafe and Bar
Karaoke w/ DJ Chick
Mayor Tim Shadbolt and Gary McCormick Show
Soulstice, Springfield
Mon 02 Quiz Night
Bealey’s Speights Ale House
Quiz Night
Ferrymead Speights Ale House
Quiz Night
Pierside Cafe and Bar
Wunderbar, Lyttelton
8PM, Dux Live, $15 + BF
WAIKATO gig guide Wed 27 Dads Army
8PM, Riverlea Theatre, Hamilton, $28
Latin Dancing Rhythms
8PM, Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts, Hamilton, $35
Oliver
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
SKYCITY Hamilton
Oliver
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
Thu 28 Dads Army
8PM, Riverlea Theatre, Hamilton, $28
Five Go Mad On Improv The Meteor, Hamilton
Great North
The YOT Club, Raglan
Ka Hao Te Rangatahi The Meteor, Hamilton
Latin Dancing Rhythms SKYCITY Hamilton
7PM, Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts, Hamilton
Fri 29 Battle of the Bands 2012: Heat 1 The Outback, Hamilton
Dads Army
8PM, Riverlea Theatre, Hamilton, $28
Mates and Lovers
8PM, Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts, Hamilton, $35
Jesse O’Brien
Cock & Bull, Hamilton
Latin Dancing Rhythms
Sat 30 Cirque Non Sequiter Dads Army
8PM, Riverlea Theatre, Hamilton, $28
Jesse O’Brien
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
Mon 02 The Magic Chicken
Cock & Bull, Hamilton
Clarence St Theatre, Hamilton, $15
Matariki International
WBOP Magic vs Queensland Firebirds
Waikato Museum, Hamilton
Mates and Lovers
8PM, Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts, Hamilton, $35
Oliver
Oliver
The Second Test
The Meteor, Hamilton
Oliver
8PM, The Meteor, Hamilton, $35
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
Poetry Idol
Drop-In Art Sessions Waikato Museum, Hamilton
SKYCITY Hamilton
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
Sun 01
7PM, Gallagher Academy of Performing Arts, Hamilton
7:30PM, Claudelands Arena, Hamilton
Tue 03 Oliver
7:30PM, Founders Theatre, Hamilton
BARS
Shit worth dRINKING
Grand Central
The Paddington
126 Ponsonby Road, Auckland
117 St Georges Bay Rd, Parnell, Auckland
Situated in the heart of Ponsonby, this unique little bar has plenty to offer every day of the week with live music Monday to Thursday and DJs Friday to Sunday. Now stocking a wide range of craft beers on tap and by bottle this lively venue will cater to whatever your taste may be. Check out our Facebook page for up to date gig guide and drink specials at facebook.com/ GrandCentralBar. Grand Central – better than any other GC.
An easy five minute walk from Vector Arena with acres of free parking, The Paddington is the perfect spot for pre and post-concert drinks and dinner. As a treat for all you Hipopopotomas’ out there, show the Paddington crew your Flight of The Conchords ticket before and/or after the Vector gigs on the night and you’ll get 2-for-1 beers or wines.
The Claddagh
Chapel
372-376 Broadway, Newmarket, Auckland
147 Ponsonby Road, Auckland
There’s something to do every night of the week at The Claddagh. Monday pool nights, darts competitions on Tuesdays, pub quiz Wednesdays, karaoke Thursdays and fresh, live music every Friday and Saturday. Come Sunday there’s no better place for a roast meal for you and your friends or that stranger you took home who you think you’ve got at least one more round with.
Club Connoisseurs is the name of the game at Ponsonby’s Chapel Bar & Bistro on Monday nights from 6:30 to 10:30. When you’re back at work feeling sorry for yourself, Chapel’s helping you get back on the good foot with DJs spinning their treasured collection of funk, reggae, soul, jazz and more so you can get on up through the rest of the week.
tours & events
Upcoming tours & events Luger Boa
Bill Bailey
Thu 26 Jul Bodega, Wellington Fri 27 Jul Brewers Bar, Tauranga Sat 28 Jul The Kings Arms, Auckland
Fri 28 Sep Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington Sat 29 Sep Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington Mon 01 Oct CBS Canterbury Arena, Christchurch Wed 03 Oct ASB Theatre, Auckland Thu 04 Oct ASB Theatre, Auckland
Coldplay
Sat 10 Nov Mt Smart Stadium, Auckland
Fri 29 Jun The Kings Arms, Auckland
The Perfect Storm
Fri 13 Jul The Foundry, Christchurch
Radiohead (UK) Thu 19 Jul Shadows, Auckland Fri 20 Jul Altitude, Hamilton Sat 21 Jul San Fran Bath House, Wellington Thu 26 Jul World, Queenstown Fri 27 Jul Sammy’s, Dunedin Sat 28 Jul Bedford Pop Up, Christchurch
Sun 19 Aug Vector Arena, Auckland
Keith Barry
Wed 08 Aug Bruce Mason Theatre, Auckland Mon 13 Aug Opera House, Wellington
Fri 20 Jul The Kings Arms, Auckland
Dame Edna Everage
Sat 11 Aug The Civic, Auckland Sun 12 Aug The Civic, Auckland Mon 13 Aug The Civic, Auckland Tue 14 Aug The Civic, Auckland
Tue 06 Nov Vector Arena, Auckland
Home Brew
Jeff Dunham
Collapsing Cities
Fri 29 Jun Darkroom, Christchurch Sat 30 Jun Wunderbar, Lyttelton
Perditionist
Black Keys
Sat 03 Nov Vector Arena, Auckland Mon 05 Nov TSB Bank Arena, Wellington
Opossom
Ladyhawke
Wed 11 Jul Union Hall, Dunedin Thu 12 Jul The Foundry, Christchurch Fri 13 Jul San Fran Bath House, Wellington Sat 14 Jul Studio, Auckland
The Raw Nerves
Thu 28 Jun Static, Hamilton Fri 29 Jun Whammy Bar, Auckland
Lydia Cole & Tom Lark
Thu 05 Jul The YOT Club, Raglan Sun 08 Jul Besos Latinos (Elliot Stables), Auckland Wed 11 Jul Major Toms, Tauranga Thu 12 Jul Mighty Mighty, Wellington Sat 14 Jul Interislander Ferry, Cook Strait Sat 14 Jul The Secret Garden Café, Blenheim Sun 15 Jul Dux Live, Christchurch Tue 17 Jul Arthur St Café, Timaru Wed 18 Jul The Church Café, Dunedin Thu 19 Jul Fairfield House, Nelson Fri 20 Jul Interislander Ferry, Cook Strait Fri 20 Jul OE Café, Palmerston North Sat 21 Jul Whanganui Musicians club, Whanganui Fri 27 Jul Milk & Honey, Hamilton
Mark Gardener
Thu 09 Aug Mighty Mighty, Wellington Fri 10 Aug The Kings Arms, Auckland Sat 11 Aug Wunderbar, Lyttelton
dDub
Missy Higgins
Fri 29 Jun Players Entertainment Venue, Invercargill Sat 30 Jun Mint Bar, Wanaka Sun 01 Jul Winter Festival Mardigra, Queenstown
Mon 06 Aug Q Theatre, Auckland Tue 07 Aug Q Theatre, Auckland
Tommy Emmanuel
Thu 16 August Bruce Mason Centre, Auckland Sat 18 Aug Founders Theatre, Hamilton Sun 19 Aug Opera House, Wellington
Serjey Malov
Wed 27 Jun Civic Theatre, Invercargill Fri 29 Jun The Winery, Blenheim Sat 30 Jun Chanel Arts Centre, Motueka Sun 01 Jul Memorial Hall, Waikanae
Shapeshifter
Sat 14 Jul The Bedford, Christchurch
Smashing Pumpkins
Sat 04 Aug Vector Arena, Auckland
Sunken Seas
Wed 11 Jul San Fran Bath House, Wellington Fri 13 Jul Wunderbar, Lyttleton Sat 14 Jul Chicks Hotel, Port Chalmers Sat 28 Jul Space Monster, Whanganui Fri 04 Aug Whammy Bar, Auckland Wed 11 Aug Bad Cave, Palmerston North
Terror
Devo, Simple Minds & The Church
Tue 17 Jul Void, Hamilton Wed 18 Jul The Kings Arms, Auckland
Sat 15 Dec Villa Maria Estate, Auckland
Die! Die! Die!
Thu 12 Jul Static, Hamilton Fri 13 Jul Winchester, Auckland Sat 14 Jul Tauranga Wed 25 Jul Crown Hotel, Dunedin Fri 27 Jul Chicks Hotel, Port Chalmers Sat 28 Jul Dux Live, Christchurch Fri 03 Aug Bodega, Wellington
The English Beat
Thu 23 Aug Powerstation, Auckland
Flight Of The Conchords
Wed 27 Jun Trafalgar Centre, Nelson Fri 29 Jun Vector Arena, Auckland Sat 30 Jun Vector Arena, Auckland Sun 01 Jul Vector Arena, Auckland Mon 02 Jul TSB Bank Arena, Wellington
Goodshirt
Fri 06 Jul The Bacco Room, Auckland
Grizzly Bear
Tue 20 Nov The Opera House, Wellington Wed 21 Nov Bruce Mason Centre, Auckland
Lawrence Arabia
Fri 13 Jul St Michaels and All Angels, Christchurch Sat 14 Jul Sammy’s, Dunedin Fri 20 Jul Town Hall, Auckland Sat 21 Jul Opera House, Wellington
Left Or Right
Fri 29 Jun Blue Pub, Methven Sat 30 Jun Dux Live, Christchurch
Lenny Henry
Wed 27 Jun Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington
Lil’ Band O’ Gold
Wed 04 Jul Opera House, Wellington Thu 05 Jul Municipal Theatre, Napier Fri 06 Jul Clarence St Theatre, Hamilton Sat 07 Jul Powerstation, Auckland
LUCKLESS & BOND STREET BRIDGE
Wed 27 Jun Theatrette, Oamaru Thu 28 Jun The National, Dunedin Fri 29 Jun The Brewery, Christchurch Sat 30 Jun Darkroom, Christchurch
Mr Thing
Wed 27 Jun Subculture, Queenstown Thu 28 Jun Opium, Wanaka Fri 29 Jun San Fran Bath House, Wellington Sat 30 Jun Rakinos, Auckland
Nasum (SE)
Thu 28 Aug The Kings Arms, Auckland
NZ International Film Festival Sun 19 Jul - Sun 05 Aug Multiple Venues, Auckland Fri 27 Jul - Sun 12 Aug Multiple Venues, Wellington Fri 27 Jul - Sun 12 Aug Multiple Venues, Dunedin Thu 09 Aug - Sun 26 Aug Hoyts Northlands, Christchurch
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Sat 06 Oct Powerstation, Auckland
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e s u e R / t o y o c b e R Re /
The Amazing Spider-Man hits cinemas next week. Doesn’t that seem a bit… familiar?
If there’s one word that seems to be dominating the superhero movie genre, it’s “reboot”. It’s not just superhero movies, either. Comics are being rebooted constantly in an effort to familiarise new readers to decades of already-established material. But when a story/trilogy gets rebooted after five years, is that overkill? Well, no. Not if it’s The Amazing Spider-Man. Why does this film escape the slaying? Because it’s taking the approach that the audience already knows the character, which of course, we do. It’s retelling the story because, as well as being somewhat of a cash cow, there is still a story to be told. It may be taking the Chris Nolan approach of darker and grittier, but that’s not to say it’s buying into the fad of overly (and sometimes needlessly) mature storytelling. If it worked for Batman it can work for Spider-Man, right? Let’s recap. The Spider-Man trilogy caught audience attention back in 2002 with the Sam Raimi-directed, Tobey Maguire-starring original, Spider-Man. Everyone knows that “with great power comes great responsibility”. It doesn’t need to be driven home anymore. We know that Peter Parker (played by Andrew Garfield) got spider powers by getting bitten by a spider. We don’t need much of an origin story. It’s common knowledge that the ongoing theme of Peter Parker/Spider-Man is one of loss and tragedy and how a relatable everyman can overcome the challenges that life unfairly doles out on him. And since we all know this already, why do these points need to be driven home more than is necessary? In The Amazing Spider-Man, director Marc Webb knows this. Hence why we’re not choosing to look at this so much as a reboot, but more of a less comic-book take on the origin of our favourite web-head.
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But the film is different in more than just having a more sinister and mysterious tone. While we’re used to the Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom in the Spider-Man movie realm, the producers decided to drop familiarity for more in-depth storytelling. Rhys Ifans plays friend gone villain (another recurring theme) Doctor Curt Connors in the new film. While he may not be the most memorable of villains, the doctor (known as The Lizard in Peter Parker’s tale) helps bring about the reoccurring science element that we’re used to seeing with any SpiderMan story. The hero is, after all, one of the smartest men on the planet – if he could just manage his time better (what with high-school, a job, being a hero, stopping crimes… usual teenage stuff ) he just might be able to do something with his brain. Another notable difference in the new Spider-franchise is the female lead. Gwen Stacy (played by Emma Stone) may not be as familiar to those who don’t read the comics. Although she did make an appearance in the abysmal Spider-Man 3 (the less mentioned, the better) she was in fact Spider-Man’s first true love. Kirsten Dunst played Mary-Jane Watson in the original trilogy, who is one of the comic industry’s most notable redheads and superhero damsels in distress. Gwen Stacy is more than just a girl for the bad guys to kidnap – her life with Peter Parker is one of the most pivotal points in what makes the hero the hero he is. I won’t speculate (and possibly spoil) as to how this will be treated in the new film franchise, but comic readers will know exactly what I mean by that.
e l yc The whole idea of a “reboot” is quickly becoming a tiresome one for good reason. Despite the third and final film of Chris Nolan’s Batman trilogy not even hitting cinemas yet, talks are already in place as to how the legacy will continue after the director’s departure. The word is, of course, the studio will just reboot the story. X-Men: First Class was both a re-imagining and a reboot. The currently in-production Man of Steel is – you guessed it – a Superman reboot, following the 2006 Superman Returns semi-reboot. It’s all getting too much too fast, all in the name of swapping perceivably risky business decisions (an unfamiliar character) for a money-maker where film studios think that the common audience member is too much of an idiot to not know that Superman is an alien. We don’t need this stuff spelled out. My grandma knows what kryptonite is – even spellcheck knows what kryptonite is. With any luck, both filmgoers and filmmakers will realise that the term “reboot” needs somewhat of a reimagining itself. It may be up to The Amazing Spider-Man to push that fact and, if all goes ahead as the studios have planned, we’ll be getting a mixture of an origin tale along with challenging character and story development. You could say that, given the power this film could have, it’s almost also got the responsibility. Written by Summer Thernomme The Amazing Spider-Man In cinemas Wed 03 July
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Somewhere between writing every Transformers theme song and repeating similar rhymes for nearly six years, Linkin Park obviously knew it was time for a change.
“It’s more like we just started recording and these were the things that started showing up. It became obvious to us that it is the kind of record we need at this moment, that we wanted to get that stuff out.”
So they gave birth to their concept album, A Thousand Suns, in 2010 – which was met with both open arms by new fans and disdain from old. It marked a significant transition from their rapping, vinyl-scratching, shrieking sounds that dominated every album from Hybrid Theory in 2000 to Minutes to Midnight in 2006.
Co-producer Rick Rubin, notable for his work with Metallica and Adele, says with A Thousand Suns there will still “ a lot of irons in the fire”, adding that Living Things required a different approach.
Their just-released fifth studio album, Living Things, seeks to blend both the best of both worlds, reeling it in a bit, realising perhaps that they came on too strong with their alternative sound. Lead singer Chester Bennington says the themes are more a lot about relationships and less about politics – a heavy-handed motif on their previous album. “With this [new] album, we’ve incorporated a lot of guitar work with big choruses and the heavier electronic stuff to give it that really big wall of sound feeling without getting too metal. “This will be more familiar to people than A Thousand Suns was, where we were like, ‘Fuck it, we’re just going to go bonkers’.” Producer and rapper Mike Shinoda agrees, but admits the personal nature wasn’t intentional to depart from their previous work.
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“Typically we’ll have a once-a-week meeting to go listen to the songs that they’re coming up with and talk about them. For so early in the project, they were much further along than they were on the last two albums we did.” The debut single, ‘Burn It Down’, certainly seeks to prove their point. Electronic-heavy, the throbbing beat slowly comes through before exploding into Chester’s powerful battle cries. The accompanying video – directed by the band’s turntablist Joe Hahn – was released through YouTube at the end of May, and has attracted over 6 million views, as well as a positive reception from fans and critics. Rolling Stone magazine calls the album “the band’s most powerful since its megahit 2000 debut”. A welcome return to form. WRITTEN BY LAURA WEASER ALBUM OUT NOW: LIVING THINGS
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“It’s all about making light of shit situations.” That’s how Rory, guitarist and vocalist of The Raw Nerves, sums up their debut LP. Even though it’s about ‘mean girlfriends and chronic boredom’, ultimately the record is a hopeful one.
real attempt at getting a push”, and the force behind The Raw Nerves’ push isn’t hot air. A solid set of songs to sing along to and a vibrant atmosphere at all their live shows would make an excess of humility feel more selfish than stoic.
The self-titled album was released on vinyl by nascent local label 1:12 Records and is also being distributed digitally through Bandcamp. So far it’s been downloaded by people in far-away lands with ridiculous names you’ve never heard of, like Hungary and America.
This weekend the band wraps up their album tour with shows in Hamilton and Auckland, having spent the last handful of weekends in Wellington, Whanganui and Christchurch. “Whanganui was insane. I was nearly throwing up by the end of it, such a small room and it was jam-packed, just way too hot in there.” With the potential for near-chunders, it’s no wonder that there’s so much buzz around the homecoming show at Whammy.
Recorded to eight-track tape in a single day by Alex, The Raw Nerves bassist. Mixed by the audio electronics alchemist Greg Brice at Ekadek. Mastered by none other than local luminary Karl Stevens. There’s a locality and presentness baked right into the vinyl. It wears Auckland on its sleeve... literally. The sleeve was screenprinted and assembled by hand in Auckland. It marks a significant point for The Raw Nerves who have been consistenly building momentum in the last year. They haven’t slowed down by the record’s release, either. “When you send a record away for pressing you get bored. We usually write a new song every couple of weeks, so we’d like to do another EP this year,” says Rory. This work ethic is no small part of The Raw Nerves’ success and is a conscious effort on behalf of the band, their “first
As well as a rare performance from long-dormant garage supergroup The Conjurors and an Elvis tribute act named American Stu, it’ll be the first real opportunity for Aucklanders to get their hands on a copy of the limited run LP. The acolytes of power chord party tunes will be buffing the toecaps on their Chuck Taylors for this one. Rightly so. WRITTEN BY SAM WIECk SEE THEM LIVE: THE RAW NERVES THU 28 JUN STATIC, HAMILTON FRI 29 JUN WHAMMY BAR, AUCKLAND
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Watch Dogs takes place in today’s modern world, where everyone is connected – from Facebook to SMS, city surveillance cameras and online bank accounts. Everything is recorded and traceable, and everyone leaves a digital shadow. My eyes on preview started in the city of Chicago. This is third person, over the shoulder, set in an open world; totally free-roaming. Furthermore, everything digitally connected is usable and hackable. Cell phones, digital devices, traffic lights, security cameras can all be manipulated. Next, one of the developers brought out an iPad. Using an app, he displayed an interactive 3D map of Chicago that directly accessed and extended the game he had just been playing. That kind of cross-platform synergy shows an unprecedented level of gaming interoperability. Ubisoft Montreal’s developers hinted that several players could be playing the single player experience at the same time, but with different objectives, different characters, and different motivations. If fully realised, this could herald a completely new way to experience games.
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Assassin’s Creed III Preview Xbox 360/PS3 On the final afternoon of E3, I received a behindclosed-doors peek at Assassin’s Creed III. The demo opened on the Frontier, a snowy, wooded wilderness. Assassin Connor Kenway seems at home running over the varied terrain, sliding down slippery slopes, and leaping from tree branch to tree branch. Besides his assassin blade he has a couple of new weapons: the tomahawk, and Chinese rope dart. Next, we moved to Boston, which was recreated using authentic period maps. Landmarks and city accuracy are incredibly important, as it was in other Assassin’s Creed titles.
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When an unfit, unhealthy, under 30 smoker has a heart attack, how does he fix his life up? By stumbling across a phone booth that turns him into an uncertain, unlimited amount of weird-ass superheroes with ridiculous powers. As much mystery as unfathomable, DC’s Dial H makes minimal sense and has you enjoying every misunderstood step along the journey. RRP $7.50 Available at your local comic book store
In Boston, we got to see some of Connor’s urban stealth abilities, sneaking past redcoats and running along rooftops. This assassin seems just a bit more reckless, a bit more of a brawler, than the earlier models. From what I saw, Assassin’s Creed III looks to be intense and good-looking, with enough changes from the previous titles to keep it feeling fresh. It’s due for release on October 30th. WRITTEN BY JESSICA NICKELSEN
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What muso/celebrity has style up the wazoo? Celebrity crushes for me are the impeccable Olsen twins, Carey Mulligan and Leelee Sobieski. I’m also obsessed with Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, Winona Ryder, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss from the ‘90s. Society’s biggest fashion faux pas? Printed leggings on 99 per cent of the people who wear them. What’s the must-have look this winter? I’m all about great outerwear for winter. You can’t beat a fantastic coat – whether it’s a traditional wool or a trench, or an on-trend camo print. Best paired with good quality, classic knitwear. Karen Walker has a fantastic cocoon coat and Workshop have a great camouflage men’s parka. What are the essentials for a man’s wardrobe? Coats and knitwear look fantastic on men. As does a classic oxford shirt or a simple white t-shirt. And most guys look great in a beanie. Simple and classic is great when it comes to menswear, although a sense of humour here and there is also really important.
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Which historical figure had some wicked style? I’ve been fascinated with the lives and style of the Mitford Sisters since I was a child. I also love Virginia Woolf and Sylvia Plath.
What are the essentials for a woman’s wardrobe? Similar classics to menswear (all the best garments cross gender lines). Particularly for women I think it’s important to have a good fur jacket, some stilettos and some sharp slim trousers. Leather pants are a classic – and great for winter. And crisp cream trousers, although they are high maintenance. Everyone should own at least one good… 100 per cent wool sweater! Hyphenate three words to describe your style: Spontaneous-classic-fun. check out her webiste: rag-pony.com
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Flight of the Conchords MICHAEL FOWLER CENTRE, WELLINGTON TUE 19 JUN
The weather in the capital last night was utterly appalling. But inside the Michael Fowler Centre it was heating up in anticipation of the arrival of New Zealand’s arguably best-loved comedy duo. Once settled in, the show kicked off with a 20-minute set from Arj Barker – or Dave, as you might know him better, from the Flight of the Conchords’ TV show. His set was pretty fluid, but for some reason it never really fired up the winter crowd, whose response was a bit lukewarm. Nonetheless, comments at interval and the crowd around the merch tent signing still indicated a warm appreciation. Wellingtonians are a quiet bunch when it comes to comedy. From the first moment the lads stepped on stage in silver space tops and dinky cardboard helmets for opener ‘Too Many Dicks’, hometown heroes Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement had the punters licking the salt from their sweaty fingertips. They mixed back catalogue (‘Hurt Feelings’, ‘The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room’, Ladies’, ‘Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous’ and more) with some fine and well-rehearsed improvisations and intentionally clunky “lulls” (yep, they were actually on the set list). With almost rehearsedsounding “stuff-ups” no beats dropped. The Conchords’ geeky, nervous, ad-lib banter is the same refreshing, low-key, deadpan humour, delivered in a fashion that only true Kiwis can appreciate. Brett and Jemaine were surrounded by a vast array of electrical toys – synths, guitars, a toy piano, drums – and accompanied halfway through by lone cellist Nigel, introduced as the New Zealand Sympathy Orchestra. Nigel proved himself highly erudite, especially during the final number ‘Bowie’s in Space’, when all three stood, whipped off their clothes like male strippers to reveal matching sequinned jumpsuits. They then proceeded to tear up ‘Demon Woman’ in true glam style, with capes held up with wire and a major shred-solo by Brett on a kid-size Flying V guitar. To add even more fun some new numbers got the test drive, too, including ‘Back On The Road’, a number that dryly apologised for the poor performance and longed for the next town so they could set up and disappoint all over again. “Um, yeah,” Brett explained, “We’ve gotta get back on the road…gotta get going because were playing here tomorrow night.” Of course, we’ve all caught the HBO effort, we know about The Muppets, the movies and all that, but nothing really compares to the on-stage experience. The Conchords still rock the party! WRITTEN BY TIM GRUAR PHOTOGRAPHY COURTESY OF SENDARIA JOHNSTON FACEBOOK.COM/NAYABLUESPHOTOGRAPHY
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Groove Guide: Have you guys had some good lunch before your interview? Steve: I had some steak and carrots for lunch actually. GG: That’s protein. I like that. S: We were talking about it on the way in the car. Dave: Carrot is weird. Just carrot on its own. S: I could have had some better vegetables, I think. Like potato. D: I had a muesli bar. GG: You might fall in to a carb coma for the interview though. S: Maybe I will. GG: Clearly we are hitting some pressing subjects here. D: The steak I think was good though. S: I liked it. GG: Did you cook the steak or have it made for you? S: No, I cooked it myself. GG: That’s not very rock’n’roll. D: He cut it straight out of the cow though. GG: That’s a bit more hardcore. Tell us about the new album. S: It’s out now… this is our first full-length album, we’ve had an EP before. It’s being distributed through Universal, but everything else is independent. GG: Are you guys going to be touring? S: We’re touring in July and then hopefully in Australia once we release the album over there. We’ve toured a couple of times in Melbourne and Sydney before. That’s as far as we kinda went with touring, but you can play at least five or six shows a week there
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because it’s far bigger than any city in New Zealand so you can actually kind of do that. D: It’s quite good as well, because when you’re over there you can kind of do stint after stint. You know, you do show, show, show all in the same place so you can carry on from, you know, if people liked you at the first show they can come to the second show and third show and so on which is a really good thing to be able to do. GG: What are some of the favourite places to play locally? S: I always like the Wunderbar in Lyttleton. It’s such a good venue. GG: Everyone loves Wunderbar. S: Yeah, I think it’s been closed three times or something since the earthquakes, but it’s such a good venue. D: It makes sense, when you go there, why everyone talks about it I think. It’s a really unusual venue but at the same time the room’s quite rad and it’s relatively small. Small rooms are always better than massive rooms because they’re immediately cosier even if there are only 10 people. There’s no huge distance between the crowd and the band. So yeah, that’s why the Wunderbar is really cool. GG: Have you guys been playing any festivals? D: We did Rhythm and Vines over New Year’s which was a really, really killer show. S: We played Big Day Out and Splore a couple of years ago. GG: Do you reckon there will be a new Big Day Out? S: There’s definitely going to be a commercial, not commercialised but a more
mainstream kind of festival for rock and pop. D: I think there’s still definitely a hole until something fills the alternative side. Rhythm and Vines is great and it’s kind of the next closest thing at this stage. The bigger acts that are coming are the big dance and dubstep acts. GG: So why are you the only two who came in? S: Tristan has a really bad foot in month syndrome. He says really terrible shit off the top of his head all the time. GG: Do you want to do a Tristan impression so we can feel like he’s here? D: One time we were in a meeting with a bunch of big executives and he said “all Dutch are assholes”. There was a Dutch person there and he was referring to one particular Dutch person that we knew. He still denies that he said it but Steve and I cringed when it happened. He will deny this again but we were there... we know. He will never live that down. He always gets really grumpy when he’s hungry as well, that’s another thing you’ve got to think about ahead of an interview. GG: Well you guys did, you had the steak. S: We sorted it out. He would just come here hungry. D: And angry. GG: I’m glad we’ve got the two professionals here.
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