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END OF PUPPIES Twenty months after opening, the Wellington live music venue Puppies will close its doors whilst releasing the book detailing why Ian Jorgensen (a.k.a. Blink) had to try this experiment in the first place. “The book, The problem with music in New Zealand, how we can fix it and why I started and ran Puppies is not just me being a dick and hassling venues, it’s about making people aware of the realities of this industry we’re in and perhaps how with just some simple education and working together…” Blink has launched a Kickstarter campaign to help make the vinyl, book and closing parties great. To get tickets to the final weekend, you’ll need to go through Kickstarter. KICKSTARTER.COM/PROJECTS/ALOWHUM/THE-

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FULL OF COLE Lloyd Cole will perform eight concerts across New Zealand from early June, with our own Greg Johnson returning from Los Angeles to join the bill. New Zealand’s appreciation for Cole reaches back 30 years to early Lloyd Cole and the Commotions continuing right up to 2011’s Broken Record. Cole’s solo concerts coincide with the local release of his new album Standards. TICKETS ON SALE: THU 13 MAR

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Shit worth doing music THIS WEEK’S TEN MUST SEE MUSIC EVENTS IN NEW ZEALAND

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ALL AGES

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TOUR

INT’L

CULT CLASSIC

SAT 15 MAR - SUN 16 MAR FRI 14 MAR

BRUNO MARS

NEKO CASE

VECTOR ARENA

THE POWERSTATION

AUCKLAND

AUCKLAND

7PM, TICKETMASTER.CO.NZ

8PM, $55, TICKETMASTER.CO.NZ

The pint-sized singer with hair you could lose yourself in is getting ready to perform at Auckland’s Vector Arena. Expect Mars to be sporting a Fedora hat while crooning undeniably catchy hits from his impressive repertoire. His stage presence and old-fashioned showmanship could be worth watching even for non-fans.

Sultry singer-songwriter Neko Case will perform at The Powerstation to an intimate audience. The former member of The New Pornographers allows her powerful voice to weave out country inspired tunes that meld twangy guitar rifts with surreal subject matter. See her live, if only for that voice.

GIG OF THE WEEK

WED 12 MAR

FRI 14 MAR

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS

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POKEY LAFARGE

TSB BANK ARENA

CLAP CLAP RIOT

TUNING FORK

WELLINGTON

DUX LIVE

AUCKLAND

8PM, $95, TICKETEK.CO.NZ

CHRISTCHURCH

7PM, $45, TICKETMASTER.CO.NZ

Having cleaned up at the Grammys for apologising to Kendrick Lamar after dominating the rap category, Macklemore is about to grace our shores in what is sure to be a packed and raucous crowd. Love him or hate him, judging by the video for ‘Can’t Hold Us’, his Wellington show is going to be epic.

8PM, $15, UNDERTHERADAR.CO.NZ

The Tuning Fork is Vector’s baby venue and provides an intimate alternative to the usual stadium-fillers. Pokey Lafarge is the real deal in terms of bluesinspired music. Hailing from Missouri, Pokey brings his five-piece backing band to help get the audience swinging. Did I mention that Jack White signed the band to his own label?!

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Canterbury locals now plying their trade in Auckland, Clap Clap Riot are starting to make a name for themselves as a tight Indie Rock four-piece after the release of their debut album Counting Spins. Join them at Dux in Christchurch for the album release tour of their sophomore album Nobody/Everybody.


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WOMAD 2014

YO LA TENGO

TSB BOWL OF BROOKLANDS

OPERA HOUSE

THE BLACK SEEDS

NEW PLYMOUTH

WELLINGTON

THE SQUARE

$99-159, TICKETS.WOMAD.CO.NZ

8PM, $28-58, TICKETEK.CO.NZ

PALMERSTON NORTH

If you’ve never heard of Womad then don’t sleep on this unique and eclectic music festival for a moment longer. Bringing you artists from the furthest expanses of the globe that while obscure, are guaranteed to inspire and get you grooving. All this while tucked in the picturesque surroundings of New Plymouth’s Pukekura Park.

Indie royalty Yo La Tengo have managed to continually redesign their sound while remaining relevant and popular. Formed in 1984, the band still manages to create music that feels new and exciting. Inspired by New Zealand’s own Flying Nun record label, expect their shows to be a sonic feast perfect for Wellington’s Opera House.

3PM - 7PM

The Black Seeds following in the footsteps of Fat Freddy’s Drop are receiving critical acclaim overseas and are helping to put New Zealand on the map as the go-to nation for good vibes Roots Reggae. What better way to enjoy the tail end of the sunny weather than a free concert perfect for a picnic.

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ANIKA MOA

SAT 15 MAR

GAPPY RANK PONSONBY SOCIAL CLUB

SKYCITY CASINO

@PEACE

AUCKLAND

AUCKLAND

BODEGA

9PM - 3AM

10.15PM - 10.45PM,

WELLINGTON

A New Zealand treasure, Anika Moa is playing a free performance that is likely to cover songs from her long and prestigious career. Her music has been inspired by ideas of love and her most recent album, released with Boh Runga and Hollie Smith, ventures into new elements of her life including her recent motherhood.

8PM, $20-30, UNDERTHERADAR.CO.NZ

For those who don’t want the weekend to finish, the solution to those otherwise uneventful Sunday nights is here. Gappy Ranks, an English-Caribbean dancehall musician, claims to be the “Grandson of Reggae”, and along with special guests will bring down a storm of Dub, Dancehall and Reggae sure to put the ultimate full stop to your weekend.

New Zealand has long been lacking a hip-hop group that retains a uniquely New Zealand feel whilst also having the potential to make big noise overseas. @Peace make thoughtful hip-hop with a strong emphasis on lush LA-inspired production. Bodega is bound to go off and tickets will sell-out.

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THE BEST IN TV AND FILM THIS WEEK

SAT 15 MAR

EPISODES - S1 SOHO, 2.30PM

Witness the first season of new comedy series Episodes, penned by the creator of Friends. The show follows an English couple (Tamsin Greig and Steven Mangan) who move to LA to remake their popular TV show. Episodes deals what happens when shows are given the ‘American Treatment’. Expect humour with levels of awkwardness.

SUN 16 MAR FRI 14 MAR

LIVE FROM THE ARTISTS DEN STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS

ARTS CHANNEL, 8.30PM

ROSEDALE PARK NORTH

A multiple award-nominated television series that lets audiences see renowned musicians performing outside the standard venue settings. These settings have included churches, temples, museums and even a sailing ship. Each hour-long episode contains an intimate performance as well as interviews with the featured artist who chooses the venue based on personal significance.

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A chance to watch the most recent take on one of the all time great science fiction franchises. Marvell at the jaw dropping special effects while relaxing in Albany’s Rosedale Park North. It’s worth watching for Actor-Of-The-Moment Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan, a genetically engineered superhuman.

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CLOUD ATLAS

INCEPTION

SKY MOVIES PREMIERE, 8.30PM

9.45PM, TV2

David Mitchell’s fantastically convoluted novel, Cloud Atlas, gets the Hollywood treatment by the directors of The Matrix. A wildly ambitious film that suceeds in capturing the humour and eye-popping ideas of the novel. Both Tom Hanks and Hugh Grant play multiple different roles in a star-studded cast which encapsulates a variety of genres.

Expect your mind to be sufficiently blown after watching this complex, action-packed thriller that leaves your heart pounding even if you’re not always quite sure what’s going on. Pretty boys Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy and Joseph GordonLevitt create battlegrounds in their victims’ subconscious leading to the most climatic scenes in recent film history.

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300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE More abs, action and atrocious one-liners: the 300 sequel is everything you wanted and gore. Set before, during and after the events of the 2006 blockbuster, 300: Rise of an Empire follows Gerard Butler lookalike, Aussie Sullivan Stapleton, as he takes on the Persians in the Battle of Salamis (true story). Although missing Zack Snyder’s directorial presence (he stays on as writer/producer), the sequel retains a lot of its stylistic elements as you can see from the promotion material: over saturated colours, ramping (fast/slow motion) while also incorporating a few real life set pieces. But with a cameraman and unknown director Noam Murro in the hot seat, it seems to have lost a lot of the original finesse that Snyder so expertly captures in all his films. Stapleton gets his big break as our protagonist, but undoubtedly has big sandals to fill in Butler’s absence. He tries, and does a fine job (a mighty fine

one, look at those abs and arms!), but the power and gusto of Butler’s presence is felt and makes the moments of ridiculously even more unbelievable. There’s no “this is Sparta” moment. New addition Eva Green reps for the girls as Artemisia and definitely shows up the boys, proving to be more than eye candy as she hacks her way through one body after another. Missing a lot of the original elements that made the first so successful, it was always going to be a hard act to follow, but at least 300: Rise of an Empire is an entertaining and thrilling watch for fans of sword and sandals action, while returning characters further enrich the historicallybased tale. Popcorn fodder at its best. LAURA WEASER

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THIS WEEK’S FIVE MUST SEE CULTURAL EVENTS IN NEW ZEALAND

WED 12 MAR - FRI 14 MAR

AN ILIAD OPERA HOUSE WELLINGTON 8.30 PM - 10.00 PM, $28-58, TICKETEK.CO.NZ

WED 12 MAR - SAT 15 MAR

ASB POLYFEST MANUKAU SPORTS BOWL AUCKLAND $5, DOOR SALES ONLY

TUE 11 MAR - THU 13 MAR

INSIDE OUT SHED 11 WELLINGTON 9.00 AM - 4.00 PM

Quentin Dumortier has made it his mission over the past months to document the inhabitants of Wellington, photographing passersby as they go about their daily lives. Part of a worldwide project for those interested in seeing art created from the everyday, this is a unique and free opportunity to celebrate the diversity and unique spirit of Wellington.

Auckland, as the largest Pacific Island city, hosts the Maori and Pacific Island cultural festival which is guaranteed to bring in huge crowds and a celebration of multiple cultures each displaying their own colourful identities. The festival includes dance, food, craft and competing groups performing on five stages.

THU 13 MAR - SAT 15 MAR

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Lauded by the New York Times, this one man show muses upon important issues which link modern society with Homer’s 2,800 year-old epic poem. Denis O’Hare is already widely known for starring in HBO’s True Blood, and he blends dark humour with thrilling drama in what is sure to be a stunning piece of theatre.

SAT 15 MAR

STOMACH

MIKE KING

THE BASEMENT

THE PADDINGTON

AUCKLAND

AUCKLAND

7.00 PM, $15-20, ITICKET.CO.NZ

8.00 PM - 10.00 PM, PHONE 0800 289 849

Auckland’s The Basement again proves that it is the hotbed for contemporary, thought-provoking theatre. Stomach, which runs for three nights, shines a light on supremely relatable topics such as strained relationships, hair maintenance and YouTube clips. The play shows life as it passes.

Local well-loved comedian Mike King plays an up close and personal night of standup comedy, performing at Parnell’s tucked away pub The Paddington. The night is hosted by Irish comic Alan McElroy and there will also be a range of popular supporting acts on the bill so expect it to sell out fast.


Artist Q&A

JJ FONG ACTRESS/PRODUCER

Who’s in the dead supergroup for your dream hologram show? Amy Winehouse, MJ and Billie Holiday. What’s an upcoming film you’re jazzed about? Well it’s already out... but Her - and I already have seen it but I LOVED it. So real and depressing yet so truthful. Where can your stalkers find you during the weekend? Facebook bitches. What happens when you mix Coca Cola with Pepsi? I hate fizzy drinks... I know I was quite the outcast at kids birthday parties with my OJ. Your fantasy spirit animal is… A purple deer with a unicorn horn.

The best TV show around at the moment is… Girls and True Detective sorry that’s two but it’s quite hard to choose - oh and for NZ it would be Stepdave ;) The best place for a date night is… I would say Ponsonby Central just cos you can choose whatever you like. You’d get arrested if the police knew that you… Did sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll. People say you look like… Grace Park off Hawaii Five-O. Kittens or puppies? PUPPIES! What generic current affair has your blood boiled? Anything to do with hunting sharks and whales, environmental issues mainly. SEE HER PERFORM: JJ FANG

Your signature “I’m an amazing cook” dish is… Lasagne fo sure! And a roast...

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ALBUM REVIEW FRI 14 MAR

“I went into Six60 expecting a good time, but I never imagined walking out of there thinking that was one of the greatest live shows I've seen. But I did. It was” - WAIKATO TIMES

MØ NO MYTHOLOGIES TO FOLLOW

The mysterious foreign girl. Sultry, multi-tracked vocals among synths and beats. A weird ass name. In other words, when it rains, it pours. This is the debut album from Karen Marie Ørsted, a stoned-looking, pony-tailed Dane set upon becoming the latest electro-pop doll. There’s been career momentum since 2012 for MØ, and for the big unveiling, Ørsted has forged a very current hybrid of Grimes/Lorde/ Florence material which is unfortunately quite forgettable, only because it’s been done again and again. ‘Fire Rides’ is 2014 filler, a Cherry Ripe for the George FM Favourites playlist. Rhetorical turds like “What am I to do in the city, if I can’t have it all and I just wanna feel pretty” make Mythologies seem a bit hollow and uninspired. The Diplo co-lab ‘XXX 88’ is a phoned in paycheque. Decidedly, not everything is empty. ‘Slow Love’ and ‘Glass’ deliver some great vibes, with delicate, crystal-clear production from kinsman Ronni

Vandahl complimenting Ørsted’s ghostly wail. The closing ‘Glass’ sounds like a warped Christmas carol, also portraying the quirkiness that could eventually separate her from the pack. But it’s all begging to be remixed and dub-stepped on. Listen, in no way am I bashing MØ’s vision. It’s just too ‘of the moment’ – like nu-rave was in 2008. Basically, Ørsted needs to carve her own path, instead of riding on the coattails of others. Overall, there’s promise written all over No Mythologies To Follow, but the substance is dangerously low. JACK EBDALE

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Focus on Fort MUST SEE THINGS IN THE RE-VAMPED FORT STREET

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Worst job you’ve had? Toilet cleaner at a high school. It’s true.

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Your house is on fire, what do save? My family.

Which song do you wish you wrote? ‘It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll’ - The Rolling Stones.

Favourite ‘90s TV show? Seinfeld.

Biggest fear? Trolley hitting the back of my ankle.

Dream job as a kid? When I was a kid I really wanted to be a television presenter.

First gig in attendance? Powerfinger circa first album. I am Australian, after all.

First album? MxPx. If you weren’t a musician, what would you be? A comedian. Ultimate festival line-up? Bad Brains, Elvis Costello, Patty Smith, Nirvana, Nick Cave.

Any vices? TV. Watching way too much

How do you discover new music? Via friends (not the TV show btw.)

Favourite lyric? “I don’t sleep because sleep is the coven of death� - NAS. SEE THEM LIVE: SIX60 SAT 15 MAR BEDFORD MARQUEE,

Who would play you in a film? I don’t want to say Jack Black but let’s be honest.

THE NEW AND IMPROVED STRIP Fort Street has had a face-lift, but these changes are not only skin-deep. A complete overhaul has turned Fort Street into a vibrant shared space for pedestrians, motor vehicles and businesses. Opening up a flow for foot traffic to the many bars, cafĂŠs and many other businesses. Go downtown and see the transformation for yourself.

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VIZ CAFÉ 53 FORT ST AUCKLAND 366 3008, VIZCAFE.CO.NZ OPEN: MON TO FRI 6AM - 4PM, SAT 8AM - 2PM

Kiwis love cabinet food and VIZ café is more than happy to oblige us in an array of succulent treats. This vibrant café allows inner-city workers to slip out of the office to satisfy their cravings. They cater meetings and events and will tailor a menu to suit your every need.

ATTICUS CAFÉ, BAR & FUNCTION VENUE 63 FORT ST AUCKLAND 377 3678, ATTICUS.CO.NZ OPEN: MON TO FRI 12PM TILL LATE

Atticus Café, Bar & Function Venue is a slick bar offering a relaxed atmosphere. Open as a café then serving tapas before finally dimming the lights and transforming into a laid-back bar during the night. Atticus can also be hired for functions and is in a prime location for the Britomart and Vector Arena.

COVO PASTA PIZZA BAR 44 FORT ST AUCKLAND 377 9290, FACEBOOK.COM/COVONZ

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OPEN: MON TO FRI 10AM - 11PM, SAT 6PM - 11PM

53 FORT ST

Covo has relocated to Fort Street from its original Richmond Road location. This authentic Italian pizzeria and pasta joint is making the most of the abundant outdoor seating available, allowing customers to enjoy the last of the summer sun whilst people-watching. The inside has a rustic charm that makes for lovely romantic dining.

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WORKOUT ON FORT ST. Fitness on Fort Offers: • Modern high quality equipment • $60 per month for new members • 24 hour access • No contracts, sign-up or termination fees • Personal training • Complimentary personal training session (conditions apply)

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377 0053, FITNESSONFORT.CO.NZ OPEN: 24-7

As the sun dwindles and the great outdoors start to seem a little less appealing, don’t fret as Fitness on Fort allows you to work out for winter without having to brave the elements. Open 24-7 because, hey, no one’s going to tell you when you can or can’t flex those muscles.

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at that time of the morning. It was a good (metaphor).” The resulting lyric embodies that sentiment: “I will crack the motor/Jam my stiletto into that machine/Yeah I took the power/Got to kick myself out of the dream.” “It really is a symbolic account of what I’ve been doing all these years.”

Joan as Policewoman I first heard Joan Wasser’s soulful, melancholic torch songs when Manu Taylor played her debut album Real Life on Linda Clarke’s ‘Nine to Noon’ show on National Radio. That album was her first under the brand but it definitely wasn’t a green effort. The Maine-born singer started out as a classical violinist in the Boston University Symphony Orchestra before playing in more raucous outfits including The Dam Builders. She did time on Antony and The Jonhsons’ Mercury Prize-winning I am A Bird Now, toured in Rufus Wainwright’s band, suffered the loss of her mother to cancer and of her boyfriend, Jeff Buckley, in 1997, when he drowned in the Tennessee river. Those last two events informed her most cathartic work To Survive, which set her up as a diva of pain. “I guess it did,” she agrees, on the phone from her Brooklyn home, “Today, though, I’m in the best place I’ve ever been in. I’m happier, more positive.” And with her fourth album The Classic, she’s out to prove it. She tells me it was intentional to build on the creative impetus and success of 2011’s The Deep Field, which was “a more intimate, elemental and uplifting” brand of soul. Her new album kicks off with ‘Witness’, a full-on soul revival imitation of the Supremes at their career best. “I wasn’t intentionally trying to be like the girl bands, but it helps. That music is so uplifting and positive.” This theme leads on later to the title track, which Joan refers to as a “classic Motown tune,

it’s all the elements I love in that music. Harmony; a little melancholy; big, sweeping chords. But I wrote it (The Classic), as an old school girl-group doo-wop song. The words are like those of Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder. Oh I love his tune ‘Joy Inside My Tears’. It was intentional that at the end of the song I’m spelling out the song’s name - like Aretha (‘R-E-S-P-E-C-T’!).” But the most telling part of her new mood is in the beginning of the song which declares “I am home in your arms.” “It’s an expression of comfort, jubilation. You’re right, I still include melancholy, it’s still part of my life, but it’s no longer sapping all my energy.” Liam Finn recently told me about his nocturnal inspirations during his time in New York, as the city grew and evolved around him during the recording process. It appeared in his work like another instrument. “Mmm, for me not so much an instrument, but an ORCHESTRA,” she declares in verbal capitals. Her home, Brooklyn, in particular, appears through the lyrics of ‘Witness’, where there’s clear reference to a pile driver, a shoe and a constant nagging internal conversation of self-doubt and self-deprecation. “I tell myself these little stories and end up [convincing] myself that something won’t work out. Brooklyn… the place is constantly reinventing itself. There’s building and road works starting at 7AM everyday. The pile drivers start up. My neighbours’ china and pictures are falling off the walls. The sound creeps into my dreams. I can’t tell what’s real

Joan tells me this album is a “steadfast attack on my own self-destruction.” It sweeps around the sassiness of Diana Ross, The Vandellas, hints of Bond-era Shirley Bassey and breaths of “my inner Barry White, with less pounds I hope.” Nowhere is that more obvious than on track two, and the main single, ‘Holy City’, which was loosely based on a visit to the Wailing Wall and possibly too many late nights watching Starsky & Hutch or Bullet. The album’s littered with brassy stabs, fuzzy-bear guitars and waaa-waaas. It also includes a cameo from comedian and fellow Brooklynite Reggie Watts, who appears on ‘Holy City’ in his human beatbox mode and on The Classic as an extra from Sha na na. “Getting Watts was a nice ‘coup’,” notes Joan. “I have admired his work for ages. I saw him on a TV show and thought, I’ll email him and invite him to appear on a song. I thought, this’ll take ages. I felt like a stalker or a groupie. But,” she giggles in embarrassment, “A reply came back in under half an hour “yes, he’ll do it!” Yay!” Joan digs her deepest with ‘Good Together’, the track that is most like her old self. “You asked why I state “I don’t want to be nostalgic” in a song that’s all about digging up the past. This is not really like that. Like in ‘Shame’ I’m exorcising demons, and it’s good to do that sometimes. I tackle ‘Shame’ like the way people take on their fears, banishing what holds you back - grieving for a lost relationship, feeling upset for past acts and problems.” Joan’s over it, clearly, and her resulting fifth album she believes is the embodiment of her efforts to face and resolve all personal issues, and in so doing reject her penchant for melancholic disposition. Nowadays she’s got a passion for life and it’s starting to show through the cracks. TIM GRUAR

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GIRL IN TAN BOOTS 8PM, Basement Theatre

NEWSTALK ZB PRESENTS REMEMBERING WWI: HOME FIRES OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY WITH BOBBY BRAZUKA & PAYDIRT

SILO CINEMA PRESENTS: LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

9PM, Ponsonby Social Club

9PM, Silo Park

SUN 16

OPHELIA & SWIZL JAGER

STARDOME LATES PINK FLOYD DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

ANDREÔ FREÔDINE (CLARINET) CHRISTOPHER HAINSWORTH (ORGUE)

8PM, Ding Dong Lounge

PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE AUSA 7:30PM, Old Arts Plaza, The University of Auckland

Civic Theatre Auckland

3PM, Backbeat Bar

PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE AUSA

THE AUTUMN NIGHT SKY - PLANETARIUM SHOW 8PM, Stardome

SPECTRUM

THE CVE

Aotea Centre

8PM, Windsor Castle

THE AUTUMN NIGHT SKY - PLANETARIUM SHOW

THE KEROUAC EFFECT

THE DIRTBAG HIDEOUT 7PM, The Kings Arms

7PM, The Winchester, $10

VERONA SESSIONS WITH THE HEADS

ASB POLYFEST 9AM, Manukau Sports Bowl

BRAND NEW SECOND HAND WITH ANDY BECK & MILO B 8PM, Ginger Minx

DAFFODILS 7:30PM, Q Theatre

DEB FILLER’S I LOST IT IN KIEV

THE AUTUMN NIGHT SKY - PLANETARIUM SHOW 8PM, Stardome

SAT 15 AARON TOKONA VS KARA GORDON 8PM, Leigh Sawmill, $25

ASB POLYFEST 9AM, Manukau Sports Bowl

DJS CHIP MATTHEWS & RICHIE MILLS

9AM, Manukau Sports Bowl

CLASSIC LATE & LIVE COMEDY 10:30PM, The Classic Comedy Club

DEB FILLER’S I LOST IT IN KIEV 8PM, Maidment Theatre

GIRL IN TAN BOOTS 8PM, Basement Theatre

LAUGHTON KORA & BAND WITH SUPPORT FROM JASON ELI 9PM, Ponsonby Social Club

9PM, Ponsonby Social Club

DJ COOLHAND LUKE 6PM, Neighbourhood

GIRL IN TAN BOOTS 8PM, Basement Theatre

LIBERTINE PRESENTS DINNER AND A SHOW 7PM, Libertine, $85

NAQUADAH ‘RISING FROM THE ASHES’ Backbeat Bar

PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE AUSA 7:30PM, Old Arts Plaza, The University of Auckland

SHIBUYA LOVE CLUB

8PM, Basement Theatre

LA CIGALE FRENCH MARKETS 8AM, La Cigale

THE AUTUMN NIGHT SKY - PLANETARIUM SHOW 8PM, Stardome

TOM RODWELL Hallertau

MON 17 RAW COMEDY QUEST 2014 - OFFICIAL HEATS 8PM, The Classic Comedy Club

TUE 18 DAFFODILS 7:30PM, Q Theatre

GIRL IN TAN BOOTS 8PM, Basement Theatre

MAMMA MIA! THE STAGE MUSICAL Civic Theatre Auckland

PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE AUSA 7:30PM, Old Arts Plaza, The University of Auckland

PINK FLOYD & LED ZEPPELIN DOUBLE FEATURE - STARDOME

SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS

POKEY LAFARGE

8PM, Basement Theatre

8PM, Vector Arena

Hallertau

GRIND

NEKO CASE

7PM, Cosh

8PM, The Powerstation

THE AUTUMN NIGHT SKY - PLANETARIUM SHOW

9PM, Juice Bar

GIRL IN TAN BOOTS

8PM, Stardome Observatory & Planetarium

GIRL IN TAN BOOTS

PAUL UBANA JONES

GAPPY RANKS (UK/JAMAICA)

8PM, Fukuko

MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS WITH SPECIAL GUEST TINIE TEMPAH

8PM, Maidment Theatre

8AM, Wynyard Quarter

9PM, Ponsonby Social Club

THURSDAY PRO NIGHT

ASB POLYFEST

WATERFRONT MARKET

8PM, Ding Dong Lounge

8PM, The Paddington Parnell

8PM, The Gables Ale House

3PM, Neighbourhood

8PM, Leigh Sawmill, $20

7:30PM, Hawkins Theatre 8PM, The Classic Comedy Club

UPTOWN BOOGIE

STATIC ERA, 30 YEARS LATE & DAMN THE TREND

THE PA BOYS

FRI 14

THU 13

9:30PM, Stardome

COMEDY NIGHT FEATURING MIKE KING

THE GABLES COMEDY NIGHT - DAI HENWOOD

9PM, Verona

9PM, Ironbar

8PM, Auckland Town Hall

MAMMA MIA! THE STAGE MUSICAL

8PM, Stardome

THE BOOM CAT LAUNCH

7:30PM, Old Arts Plaza, The University of Auckland

RUD STEWART THE ROD STEWART TRIBUTE SHOW

7:30PM, Old Arts Plaza, The University of Auckland

PERICLES, PRINCE OF TYRE AUSA SUMMER SHAKESPEARE

7PM, The Tuning Fork

SPECTRUM Aotea Centre

8PM, Stardome

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WELLINGTON GIG GUIDE WED 12 COLONIAL COTTAGE SUMMER HOURS Colonial Cottage Museum

LIVE FLAMENCO WITH ISABEL RIVERA CUENCA 10PM, Matterhorn

NEKO CASE 8:30PM, The James Cabaret

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI 10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

THE FOUR TENORS

THE DOUBTFUL SOUNDS PLAY VALHALLA Valhalla

THE TROUBLES PLAY THE SOUND OF MUSIC 8:30PM, Meow!, $10

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS 10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON

10PM, Meow!

THE MEDICINE STAND UP COMEDY

FRI 14

8PM, The Cavern Club

BATHS

THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT FREE SHOW WITH FOX & WOLF

9PM, Bodega

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS 10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

THU 13 2014 RAW COMEDY QUEST 8PM, San Francisco Bath House

COLONIAL COTTAGE SUMMER HOURS Colonial Cottage Museum

FIVE BY FIVE: SHOSTAKOVICH SYMPHONY NO. 5 12:30PM, Michael Fowler Centre

BRUCE BROWN 5PM, Meow!

COLONIAL COTTAGE SUMMER HOURS Colonial Cottage Museum

DJ’S CAUSE ‘N’ EFFECT.

KELEMEN QUARTET 7:30PM, Michael Fowler Centre

LORD ECHO - DJ SET 8PM, Matterhorn

MARCH TO MISMEMBER

Colonial Cottage Museum

FRENTE CUMBIERO 8:30PM, The James Cabaret

PASEFIKA 8PM, Circa Theatre

POWER PLANT 8:30PM, Botanic Garden

STEPHANIE PARIS 5PM, Meow!

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI 10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

THE GOLDEN AWESOME 10:30PM, Mighty Mighty, $5

Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

YO LA TENGO 8PM, Opera House Wellington

POWER PLANT 8:30PM, Botanic Garden

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI 10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS 10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

MON 17 RAW MEAT COMEDY 8PM, The Fringe Bar

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI 10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS 10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

TUE 18 TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI 10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS

Valhalla

SUN 16

ONCE WE BUILT A TOWER

COLONIAL COTTAGE SUMMER HOURS

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON

7PM, BATS Theatre

Colonial Cottage Museum

ORCHESTRA OF SPHERES AND AUDIO TEARS

PASEFIKA

Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

10:30PM, Mighty Mighty, $5

Matterhorn

10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

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WELCOME TO WELLINGTON

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI

10AM, Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

5PM, Meow!

10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

LIVE FLAMENCO WITH ISABEL RIVERA CUENCA

TE UPOKO O TE IKA A MAUI

CABARET & BURLESQUE

8:30PM, The James Cabaret

8:30PM, Botanic Garden

7PM, BATS Theatre

8PM, Bodega

FRENTE CUMBIERO

Meow!

ONCE WE BUILT A TOWER

@PEACE ALBUM RELEASE

WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS

POWER PLANT

8:30PM, The James Cabaret

SAT 15

Fast Eddies Pool Hall

LAUREN NOTTINGHAM

NEKO CASE

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Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

9:30PM, Mighty Mighty

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WATERFRONT POP-UP SHOPS 10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

WELCOME TO WELLINGTON Museum Of Wellington City & Sea

10:30AM, Taranaki Wharf

4PM, Circa Theatre

CHRISTCHURCH GIG GUIDE FRI 14

SAT 15

CLAP CLAP RIOT NOBODY / EVERYBODY ALBUM RELEASE TOUR

SIX60

8PM, Dux Live, $20

T54 - THE INVISIBLE HAND TOUR 9PM, Tommy Chang’s, $10

THE TAKEOVER 9PM, Churchills Live

8PM, The Bedford Marquee

STITCHES AND SETTING FIRE TO STACEY NATIONAL TOUR 8:45PM, Churchills, $10

TUE 18 BILL HALEY JR & THE COMETS Aurora Centre Christchurch


REGIONAL GIG GUIDE WED 12 1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE 10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

SMITHER! 10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

THU 13

SMITHER! 10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

STITCHES AND SETTING FIRE TO STACEY NATIONAL TOUR Re:Fuel, Dunedin

THE CAMELTONES IN WHANGANUI Space Monster, Wanganui

1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE

SAT 15

10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE

BATTLE OF THE BABES - WORLD MODEL SEARCH The Cabana, Napier

SMITHER! 10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

FRI 14 1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE 10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

BILL HALEY JR & THE COMETS ILT Stadium, Invercargill

CLAP CLAP RIOT NOBODY / EVERYBODY ALBUM RELEASE TOUR Chicks Hotel, Dunedin

SUN 16

TUE 18

1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE

1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE

10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

BILL HALEY JR & THE COMETS

SMITHER!

Dunedin Town Hall, Dunedin

SMITHER! 10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

MON 17

10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

SONGS IN THE KEY OF MOTOWN Hawkes Bay Opera House, Hawkes Bay

1931 HAWKE’S BAY EARTHQUAKE 10AM, MTG Hawke’s Bay, Napier

BILL HALEY JR & THE COMETS Theatre Royal, Nelson

SMITHER! 10AM, Waikato Museum, Hamilton

SMITHER!

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real talent and I’m glad he’s grown into his own and is being recognised around the world for being great.” It’s been a rollercoaster ride of a career for Elbow, whose first album Asleep In The Back was released back in 2001. They lost two record deals then came back to win the UK’s coveted Mercury Music Prize in 2008 for their album Seldom Seen Kid. But Garvey reckons The Take Off And Landing Of Everything beats anything they’ve released before.

Elbow If Elbow’s last album Build A Rocket Boys was about nostalgia, the Manchester band’s sixth record The Take Off And Landing Of Everything is about fresh starts. Following the end of his long-term relationship with writer Emma Jane Unsworth, singer and lyricist Guy Garvey found himself spending a lot of time in New York and for the first time in his career, inspired by a new place. Sat drinking a pint of bitter in his local pub near to the band’s Blueprint Studios in Salford, Manchester, Garvey says, “There has always been a love song to Manchester on every album, but I really do love it in New York. I went there when my relationship was coming to an end and it inspired a lot of the writing on the new album.” Loving the anonymity of the Big Apple, Garvey spent time sat in cafes, observing people’s lives and listening in to their conversations. “The band aren’t huge out there,” he says. “In fact no one bats an eyelid. It’s lovely to be anonymous. Don’t get me wrong, I like the other side of success too, but not all the time. It’s great to have the best of both worlds.” One of his trips to New York inspired the album’s standout song ‘New York Morning’ which includes the line, “It’s the modern Rome and folk are nice to Yoko.” It’s a lyric that’s already been called “the best line in years” by Coldplay’s Chris

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Martin in a text to Garvey. “I was jet-lagged and went out onto the streets where The Moonstruck Diner where the Cher and Nicolas Cage film Moonstruck was filmed,” explains Garvey, “I was sat there watching the morning and writing about the energy of the morning.” “And I was excited by what I was writing and that’s when I came up with the line. Yoko is so respected in New York but the Brits were awful to her. I was thinking about that and pictures of her and John Lennon that are on every market stall and in all the gift shops. They had to leave Britain and that’s a shame.” Garvey’s lyrics have earned him the title of a “modern day poet” which he is quick to laugh off. “It’s absurd, “ he says shaking his head. “I would never consider myself a poet as I’m friends with Simon Armitage, who is one our greatest poets, though even he doesn’t like being called a poet. I just try my best but if you want to look at real modern day poets then look at Alex Turner’s lyrics. The lad is a genius.” Garvey says he’s a huge fan of Turner and his band and salutes the Arctic Monkeys for being “the best rock and roll band of this age.” “I worked with them last year when they headlined Glastonbury Festival,” he says. “I did their strings for them so I’m really proud of that band. Alex is a

“I know all bands think that but it’s true,” he says. “We’ve worked so hard on this and tracks on The Take Off And Landing Of Everything like ‘Charge, My Sad Captains’ and ‘The Blanket of Night’ are really up there with our best songs.” And Garvey says this new chapter for the band is cemented by the fact the five - Garvey, drummer Richard Jupp, bassist Pete Turner, Guitarist Mark Potter and his keyboard and producer brother Craig Potter - are closer than ever. “There aren’t any egos in Elbow. No one is the leader and we all have as equally important roles. We are equals from the decisions we make to how the royalties are split, which is five ways. “It would never work if anything wasn’t equal. We’ve grown up together and been friends since we were knee high. We all have our individual strengths Craig is the producer whizz and the lads leave me alone to my lyrics. When we do fall out, it’s hardly anything serious. We’ve always been the same gang and always will be. “Getting that second chance meant everything to us. As much now as back then so we’ll never take it for granted. What is different this time is that the entire band loves every song on the record. That’s never happened before. There has always been one of us that doesn’t like one and they’ve had to be voted down. If that’s not a fresh start for Elbow then I don’t know what is.” JAMIE WYNN

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