Fabulous (Horrific) Dad Jokes (Yes, it’s a trilogy now) by Sophia Liu, 804 I know that everybody is ecstatic that we have even more dad jokes. Of course, as always, they are in alphabetical order. I hope that these get some laughter out of you during these tough times. A: What did the baker say when she won an award? “It was a piece of cake.”
H: Why would doors do well on social media? Everyone looks for their handles. I: How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
R: Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
J: Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the “no-bell” prize.
S: Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
K: What do you call someone with T: The wedding was so beautiful, no body and no nose? Nobody even the cake was in tiers. knows. U: What street do unicorns live L: Where was the dripping comon? Mane Street. ing from in the fridge? The leeks. V: I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust! W: If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
B: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.
X: Had to wait ages for my X-ray today at the hospital. There was only a skeleton staff working.
C: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip pop. D: How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Q: Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
M: What animals are the best to call if you get locked out of your house? Monkeys.
E: Why do people take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
N: Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
F: What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
O: What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.
G: What did the sapphire’s best friend tell her? “You’re a real gem.”
P: Why was the hockey player given a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.
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Y: What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen. Z: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
