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JANUARY 28, 2021 | The Jewish Home OCTOBER 29, 2015 | The Jewish Home
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Centerfold
Are You Hygiene Challenged? If you do any of these things, you may want to stock up on hand sanitizer — Covid or no Covid
hands with the moist, moldy
towel that has been hanging near the bathroom sink for the past ten years.
You ever drank out of a water fountain past your tenth birthday.
You eat gribbines and petcha for breakfast. You are still wearing the same mask that you wore last Pesach.
You Gotta be Kidding Me! A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a tree. He chose a tree and started swinging it with his axe. “But, I’m a talking tree,” said the tree. “And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.
You apply the 5 second rule, even in restaurants. You ever used a Porta Potty. You borrow your friend’s handkerchief when you have to blow your nose.
Your family has a communal toothbrush. You lick your fingers when turning the pages of
the old Reader’s Digest at the dermatologist’s office.
You use the stem of your glasses to clean your ears.
Riddle Me This? I’m the part of a tree that is not in the sky or under the ground. I can move throughout the day and change shape. What am I? Answer below
Answer to Riddle: Its shadow.
When in shul, you dry your
