Diary of a Polar Bear

f o y r a i D r a l o P a r a Be

Lily Hyman

December 8 Dear Diary, Today I was walking in the snow with my mom, dad, and my sister. My sister was walking too far ahead, so my mom disciplined her with a whack to the head. I know it sounds bad, but that's what polar bears do when they discipline their kids.

December 30 Dear Diary, It has been snowing all day. Even though there is a lot of fresh snow, mom says we should build a den with the old snow because it is better.

January 1 Dear Diary, We are renovating the home today just in time for our New Year's party. We are turning the one room den into multiple rooms. It is even going to have a ventilation system that will keep us cool, just the way we like it.

January 12 Dear Diary, When we saw some water and ice, we each took one piece of ice help us hunt for seals. I hope we catch some, I am starving!

March 6 Dear Diary, I weigh a lot. Mom and I go swimming in the water to Exercise. I am so tired of walking because I weigh 680 pounds and get tired easily.

March 27 Dear Diary, My sister only weighs half as much as I do. She says she wants to catch up to me. I am going to get her some weights to lift, so that she can get heavier.

April 1 Dear Diary, It was my sister's birthday today, and we went to have a picnic at the sea. After we ate the birthday cake, my sister opened up the present I bought her. It was a set of weights. She was so happy, she gave me a big hug.

April 18 Dear Diary, I heard today that there are 20,000 polar bears in the world. I can't believe I have so many relatives.

April 26 Dear Diary, I am supposed to grow 42 teeth.

That's a lot of teeth! I told my mom today that I don't really want all of those teeth because I could get cavities.

May 1 Dear Diary, Life as a polar bear is a lot of fun. Most people don't realize our skin is actually black underneath our white coat. Anyways, if I had my wish, I'd like to change the black skin to blue and green polka dots.

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