Diary of a wolf

Diary of a Wolf

Ben Levy

January 18, 2013 Dear Diary, I woke up in the morning and I chewed my food up. Wow! It's good to have forty-t wo teeth because you can eat all of this yummy food as quick as lightning.

March 2 Dear Diary, Even with all that fish I ate, I only weigh one hundred sixty-five pounds. I should probably eat more.

May 23 Dear Diary, I found a sheep and I ate it. I was just so hungry, I couldn't wait. I think I got sick after it because it tasted like I ate a whole ball of wool.

November 31 Dear Diary, My wife and I have so many babies.

It's a lot of work for us. Once a year wolves breed anywhere bet ween the months of December and March.

December 8 Dear Diary, I tried going to the gym today, but when I got there, everyone ran away. It's hard to make friends when you're a wolf. People are always afraid of me!

August 18 Dear Diary, I'm three feet and I'm going to grow to be about four feet very soon. They say North American wolves grow up to be 6'6". Most wolves who grow that tall like to brag about their height.

April 5, Dear Diary, I was sleeping in my cave when I heard something. I was really scared because I didn't know what it was. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

March 28 Dear Diary, I'm going to have a sleepover with my friend Red Eye. We are going to watch a movie and eat popcorn.

November 8 Dear Diary, The good thing about being a wolf is we can spend 12 hours eating in school, and then our homework is eating our homework.

The End