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METRA MAGAZINE
published by Metra Inc., PO BOX 71844 Madison Heights, MI 48071 248.543.3500
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FRIENDS OF DOROTHY...10 WHO’S DOIN’ WHAT, WHEN AND WHERE IN METRALAND! Compiled By Auntie M.
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Friends of DOROTHY
Metra's calendar of EVENTS, that lets you know where all the HOT spots are!
By Auntie M4Doro@ aol.com
Friday, October 11th is “National Coming Out Day” Be proud, be strong, be you!! We have worked so hard for sooo long to gain our rights in this ever changing world. So be proud and be loud!! Roses are Red, Violates are “Blew”… and were all a bunch of Violets this must be true. The air is getting cooler, the leaves are about to change to a beautiful earthy hue. That can only mean a few things. Sweetest Day is about to wrap us in her loving arms and then the cute little goblin’s will dress to empress on Halloween. And then…. the Bitch, “winter” rears its ugly head. But until then let’s enjoy the activities planned in Metraland. Don’t fret my little lambs if you don’t have a sweetie for Sweetest Day simply visit WWW.squirt.org to hook up today. …MICHIGAN Allen Park: BLOSSOMS (313-928-4688), Saturday, October 19th is “Sweetest Day” send your favorite sweetheart some Rainbow Roses or Blue Roses. I’m told that the blue roses represent “uniqueness” THUNDERBOWL LANES (313-928-4688), With 90 lanes Thunderbowl is the largest bowling center in the country. “Pride Night” the 1st Thursday of each month, 7 pm-Midnight. Wow only $10 for a private room, Billiard room, unlimited bowl, shoe rental. Drink specials and buffet. Continued on page 16
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Detroit: ADAMS APPLE (313-240-8482), Every night is a party night at the Adams Apple. Every Tuesday it’s “Trivia Pose Party.” Thursdays is the best “Karaoke” in town with KJ Karen. Wind down the week with “Bloody Mary Sundays” BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Every Tuesday and Thursday, “Boys Night” with FREE lockers. Every Wednesday “Wet & Wild” with FREE lube. Friday, October 11th and 25th “Lights Out.” Friday, October 18th “CumUnion.” BRIGGS DETROIT (313-656-4820), Every Wednesday, until November 12th “American Horror Story 1984” Tuesday, October 1st “Dragula Season 3.” girl this is the most sickening drag competition in the world! I mean it’s freaky and gross. ESCAPE BOOKSTORE (313-336-6558), If flowers and candy is not your thing. Pick up some adult videos and cuddle or whatever with your sweetheart. GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Every Sunday from 8pm till 1am “Karaoke” with KJ Karen. Enjoy fabulous drinks with no cover and FREE parking.
HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Never a cover! Sunday, October 20th Detroit Icon presents “Pig Tea Dance” chow down on bacon cake, pulled pork and pig dip. I love me some porkin I mean pork. MENJO’S COMPLEX (313-863-3934), Saturday, October 5th “Cocktoberfest” with drink specials, bratwurst and sausage plus our “Big Dick Contest” Friday, October 11th “Pumpkin Drag Race” Continued on page 18 16 Metra Magazine, Issue # 936
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October 12th “Swingers Ball” In Olympus: Friday, October 18th IDL “Meet And Greet” Saturday, October 19th “Dungeon Ball” Saturday, October 26th “Halloween Costume Contest” $200 cash prize. Thursday, October 31st “Sloppy Seconds Halloween Contest” $150 cash prize. Friday, Saturday and Sunday October 1st, 2nd and 3rd “Bear Expo 11” starring Rocco Steele. Club Shag is now open and in full shwing! Ferndale: SOHO (248-542-7646), Great neighborhood bar with fun and hip atmosphere, big TVs, chic décor and the drinks are good and strong, try the Honey Mule and thank me later. Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Saturday, September 28th Grand Rapids “Womxns Street Fest.” Sunday, October 13th “Wine-A-Palooza” 12pm then at 2pm “Chili Cook Off”. Stockbridge: CREEK RIDGE CAMPGROUND (517-565-3800), Friday and Saturday, September 27th and 28th “Slumber And Sweet Dreams.” Friday, Saturday and Sunday, October 11th till the 13th “Halloween Weekend” Friday, Saturday and Sunday, October 18th till the 20th “Seasonal Farwell Weekend” 18 Metra Magazine, Issue # 936
Lansing: CLUB TABU (517-393-1159), Friday and Saturday, September 27th and 28th “Beach Party Weekend” with fun party games like paint with your body or rub-yer-ducky raffle (don’t ask) Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Saturday, September 28th “The Prom Party” Saturday, October 26th "Annual Halloween Costume Contest" Royal Oak: PRONTO’S (248-544-7900), “Zip Code Wednesdays” every Wednesday until December 12th. Residents from surrounding cities will receive 15% off their entire tab. Check Facebook for the cities. FIVE15 (248-515-2551), Wednesday, October 9th “Sip Swish and Stroke” a painting and craft class that has a dragtastic twists. Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Autumn is here!! And if you’re anything like me, you can’t wait to see the leaves start to change. It’s never too early in Traverse City, the colors are changing now! Plan a nice fall trip to see the beautiful colors of fall while visiting some of their many world renowned wineries. Pack a picnic and go wine tasting all afternoon. Then at night let lose at Sidetraxx! Friday, October 4th “Drag Spooktacular” Sunday, October 5th “Pumpkin Carving And Chili Cook-Off. Friday, October 25th”Grotesque Burlesque” Saturday, October 26th its Sidetraxx Annual” Halloween Party And Costume Contest” with cash prizes. Metra Magazine, Issue # 936 19
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Chicago: 2nd STORY (312-923-9536), My doctor told me to start a step regiment. So every day I go up to the Second Story Bar. For cheap strong drinks. The drinks are so strong that on the way up I take two steps at a time (my doctor would be proud) and on my way down it takes me two steps for every one step (my doctor doesn’t need to know that) NORTH HALSTED BUSINESS ALLIANCE (773-883-0500) Start planning that costume for the 23rd Annual “Haunted Halsted Halloween Parade” is coming. Thursday, October 31st caps off a Halloweek of fun starting Saturday, October 26th with the “Lakeview Halloween Pub Crawl.” Cash prizes in these categories; Theme, Scary, Drag, and Group. $4,000 in cash prizes TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Tuesdays, “Hard Core Cruisin” sponsored by Leather64ten. $1 off drinks for those in leather. Wednesdays, “Jockstrap Night” show your jock for $1 off drinks. Friday, October 11th “Leather Woman’s Cruise” 810pm ABW welcome party. LEATHER64TEN (773-508-0900), let’s talk inches! Custom harness made just for you (what did you think I meant? Pig) Female harness also available. Every Sunday, until December 23rd “SINglet Sundays” in the hole at the Jack Hammer. That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, Oct 16th, 2019 for our Wednesday, Oct 23rd Halloween issue, and you can contact me at AuntieM4doro@aol.com! Email me your upcoming events today! 20 Metra Magazine, Issue # 936
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