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MAY 2012 issue number 10

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LIFE AS AN

EXPAT always goes swimmingly...

what’s wrong with ALICANTE airport? Mr Grumpy Investigates

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New TAX laws Andrea Burns explains

+ What’s on?! Where? When? & Who with..? find out inside

Covering the coast from Gran Alacant to La Zenia & inland from to San Miguel to Pinoso, Hondon and beyond!



LIVE LIFE

DIFFERENTLY (This is Spain, you have no choice!)

They have a habit of stating the obvious often in Spain don’t they?

to run drugs in Africa. Now you won’t find that lot at your local pub

Or perhaps that’s just tome me as I’ve found out on more than

in the UK I’m sure. And these are just the ones I mix with.

one occasion. Noting the scratch marks along all four corners of another friend’s new car he just

said, ‘well

that’s other cars that have done

I’ve met ‘millionaires’ in Spain (some of whom who have a cash

that – they

have to get out of a parking

space

somehow…’ if it’d been

flow problem…) ‘captains of industry’ who have come (and often gone again fairly soon) with innovative and fresh ideas to relieve trusting expats of their savings.

mine…well, a few years ago I’d have been jump-

However, amongst the ones that remain (and the many well-

ing up and down and

intentioned new

arrivals) you’ll find an energy and an

searching the streets for

appreciation for life as an expat

a car of a similar colour to

in Spain that is infectious.

the scratches, but not now…

Many have developed an

it’s a car, this is Spain –

original idea from back in

don’t expect anyone

their native country or simply

else to look after it.

noticed a gap where they could fill the demand with a product or service and have done very nicely for themselves – I’m still looking…

But for all that, life in Spain is very interesting…and not because of the cultural differ-

only

The downside to Spain is the bureaucracy. It’s

ences. Us expats

still jobs for the boys in many places and, although it is a pain

are extremely good and providing fodder for the gossip mongers,

that you’ll probably only have to endure once, if you haven’t been

and people like me who then go and write about it.

through the process of say, changing a foreign driving licence to a

In my life as I write I have an ex-rent boy (and former chip shop

Spanish one, well – have a look at an Astronauts training manual

owner) making his intentions clear, every time I bump into him, as

and you’ll get the idea…

to what he’d like to do to me. An ex-porn story writer, a mechanic

Yes, it must be said that when it comes to paperwork Spain is

who flooded my car in the strangest possible way from the inside-

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Mr Grumpy v

all these bloody Immigrants! I have been involved in the thick of some

ish both gangs equally, leaving both parties

pretty violent and frightening gang warfare

banished from my manor.

taking place on my own doorstep over the

I’m sure that there is a lesson there some-

course of these last few weeks.

where, but for the life in me I’m not sure

Some of the local upstarts have made a

what it is!

stance against a group of die-hard immigrants that are attempting to take over their ‘manor’.

There is also the fact that the neighbouring

ALICANTE AIRPORT:

as it happens every year at the same time

1 YEAR (AND COUNTING....)

– starting when the clocks go back, and the

It is just over one year since Alicante’s El

warmer weather starts to show itself.

Altet Airport celebrated the opening of its 20

Most years I ignore it and hope that it won’t

Million Euro new terminal building, which I

affect or disrupt me or my family too much,

blogged about when catching one of the first

but this year I have been forced to get in-

commercial flights from the airport open to

volved in the conflict going on between these

the great unwashed public.

two groups, often with me coming off the

Coincidentally, I am writing this blog from the

worse.

departure lounge of the very same airport on

I know and fully appreciate that as an im-

the anniversary of its opening – a date which

migrant myself I am on shaky ground when it

also coincides with the start of the summer

comes to proclaiming who has a right where

season – March the 25th.

to live and when etc... However, I feel quite

Much has been written in the press lately

strongly when a load of violent freeloaders

regarding the on-going fight between AENA

move into my neighbourhood.

(the state owned managers of the airport)

Who are these immigrant gangs? The Latin

and Ryanair (surely, no introduction required

Kings from El Salvador? The Suarez Cartel

?), specifically their decision to slash 18

from Mexico? The Russian Mafia? A Gang of

routes for the coming summer sea-

Romanian Pimps?

son, representing the

Nope... a gang of Swallows from Siberia.

loss of an

To be honest I shouldn’t have been surprised

sents a disappointing move. airport of Corvera is also expected to open over the course of 2012 – which is estimated to take as much as 20% of El Altet’s traffic away. ... I digress: These are just thoughts that are bouncing around my head as I am sat waiting for my flight to be called. What the press has been at pains to point out since the Ryanair debacle first came to light is that fact that 2011 represented the 4th best year for the number of tourists since records began. It also represented a record year for the revenue generated by foreign visitors, with every indication being that 2012 should generate equally impressive figures. Or at least that is the estimation for Spain as a whole. The Costa Blanca will need to brace itself for lean times after Ryanair (amongst other airlines such as Air Berlin, Lufthansa etc...) has turned its back on El Altet in favour of other destinations. Palma de Mallorca – long a competitor of the Costa Blanca - is back

A family of Sparrows have been living quite

in favour after Ryanair have diverted 6

contently and peacefully under

Aliaircraft from their [previous] base at Ali

my Naya for that last 12

cante to the airport, which has reflected

months, raising their young

a growth in popularity for the Balearic

and keeping the mozzies at

Island.

bay. Apart from the occasion

RyAlthough I am far from being Ry

toiletry misdemeanour we have

underanair’s biggest fan I cannot under

got along famously.

stand how the AENA management

And then along come the bloody

at Alicante Airport think they can

tourists – as soon as the sun

not only plug the hole that the

comes out the Sparrows come

airline’s cut routes have left

back, pushing their weight around

behind, but can go on to grow

and disrespecting all around them,

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In relative terms this equates to a 15% loss

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ing in Spain but still declaring theirin incomes in theis UK The new office (which will open early May)

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If you have retired to Spain and stay in the country

more than 183 days then you too must declare your income here and not in the UK. You will also benefit

which means that could be missing out on saving a

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Anyone receiving unemployment benefit (up to

To make sure you don’t need to pay tax on your

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that are deductible according with Spanish Law

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with secretarytax Adrianna and having developed as inheritance for residents, or just paying less

system – or you could end up paying more than you

for example. ataxes, reputation of being independent, reliable and

need to!

Why? to their clients, the guys tell me that committed

Pedro told me that there are often an array of options Life in Spain

Obviously the Spanish government needs taxes and,

for people to reduce their tax bill (or even pay nothing READ ALL ABOUT IT!

lot of money just because

they don’t realise that they can do their declaration

here and take advantage of the fiscal benefits such

they would be more than happy to prove it to

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you.

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at all) if their case is looked at professionally and

As if they didn’t have enough to do helping out

with an experienced eye. For example, someone who

expats…the two lawyers have somehow found

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Commerce. But the lawyers told me that at

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this of year a lot of to their taken up heretime are some exceptions the time rule ofis‘Having to

living here. farlook from being in (very) ‘lawyer-speak’ what they areAnd doing after those important

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the book is inthat an can easyoften to read format with secfiscal matters become an expensive

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From my own experience, the fee charged to make

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my declaration was less than Pedro managed to

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Dave Bull talks to La Marina estate agents IPG and discovers some great properties at even greater prices on the Urb’.

Looking for a property in Spain? – why not bag yourself a bargain in La Marina?

Another of similar price and condition (RF 601) is a three bedroom, two

The newspapers may well be full of doom and gloom but here on the Costa

bathroom Isabella style property

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fur which is on two floors and comes fur-

example in La Marina, which – by the way – have some of the most beauti-

nished and with an easy to maintain

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garden for 117,500€.

Property prices have steadied but some people still want to sell up and move on, and quickly, and that means that there are some great properties If those are little more than you’d

to be had – at very reasonable prices.

consider then how about a three I’ve spoken to local experts IPG who have

bedroom, 0ne bathroom quad style

been trading in the area for almost ten years

home in a quiet location? (REF

now and they showed me just some of the

568). Fully furnished with off road

great offers they have at the moment. For

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example on La Marina Urb (REF 548) there

lovely garden this place will cost a

is a beautiful (detached) three bedroom, two

lucky buyer just 89,000€ - now that

bathroom house tucked away in a nice quiet

is a bargain!

location. This used to be a show house with a wonderful landscaped mature garden in a 500m2 plot. It has master bedroom with en suite, a very nice kitchen and separate utility area and upstairs a

Buyers looking to bag a bargain will

sun-catching solarium. This place comes fully furnished and you could get

be impressed with that little lot I’m sure – but I’ve saved the best for

all this for just 199,000€, not bad eh?

(almost) last! Anne showed me a Another place Anne McGregor showed me

very impressive (and spacious) three

on the Urb’ was a little smaller but the price

bedroom, two bathroom detached

must be attractive to anyone looking! Just

villa which even has central heating throughout! Two bedrooms with their

64,950€ (REF 457) could net a buyer a two bedroom, two bathroom home in the sun

own balconies, an independent kitchen and sold at AN ALL INCLUSIVE

with a solarium, terrace, dining room and

PRICE WITH NOTHING MORE TO PAY REF 483 is not going to be having

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a ‘For Sale’ board on it long as the total cost of buying this superb home is only 148,900€!

Other homes have been improved since first built and a tasteful three bedroom, two bath bath-

Not necessarily the best till last but

room quad style home that I looked around

I really liked this place on El Oasis

certainly fell into that category. With a decent

(REF 609). A delightful quad style

sized solarium and an en suite in the master

loca house in a lovely tranquil loca-

bedroom this part-furnished property is only a

tion with off road parking for just

very short walk from the communal pool too.

119,500€, this place is in superb condition and has a solarium of-

Up for sale for only 104,995€ (REF 545) I’d

fering access to the third bedroom and a

suggest anyone looking should take a look at this one as my words wont do it the justice it deserves.

communal Pool nearby. Very nice.

In, or around, the same sort of price range

That’s all folks… Anne and Alan at IPG tell me they have many more like

Anne showed me a few more that could easeas

these too – so make the most of Spain and snap up a bargain before the

ily be someone’s bargain home in the sun!

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(REF 602) is similar in description to the one above this place was absolutely immaculate with storage room also and again is well worth a look – especially for the asking price of 119,500€.

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