The Metaverse Messenger - June 2, 2009 Issue

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LL breaks SexGen By PHOENIX PSALTERY Special contributor

A CROWD GATHERS for the opening day ceremonies of Second Pride (top), while evening celebrations were packed every night (bottom). See more photos in this issue, - Photos by EDDI HASKELL

Celebration draws record crowds Second Pride, Second Life’s annual celebration of the GLBT (gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transsexual) community, saw unprecedented crowds and recognition this year. The one week festival, held over six sims,

had eight packed days of cultural and entertainment events. Amnesty International co-hosted the event; final fund raising tallies will show a significant donation towards enabling its human rights’ efforts.

Stroker Serpentine, the owner and operator of Eros LLC/Strokerz Toys, which makes the line of SexGen beds considered by many to be the best sex animations in Second Life, announced recently that a recent action by an unidentified member of the Linden Lab staff had resulted in one of the crucial scripts that power the SexGen line having been blacklisted, causing virtually every SexGen product on the grid to break. “Several weeks ago, I was called at home around midnight by my manager, Andrea Faulkner,” Serpentine said. “She had ‘that tone’ in her voice that immediately let me know something was wrong. She asked if I was aware of any major grid malfunction or if I had pissed off LL somehow. She told me to get my a** into SL so she could show me. “When I logged in I was bombarded by IM’s of ‘My SexGen doesn’t work,’ or ‘Menu not loading.’ Andrea additionally cut/pasted similar IMs she was getting in email. I immediately knew what happened after [a similar] fiasco last year… We had been blacklisted.”

He placed a call to the Linden concierge, who expedited a ticket through to the development team. The next morning, Data Linden arrived and helped Serpentine isolate the specific script that was the problem. Data discovered that the asset ID (UUID) had been blacklisted, but was at a loss as to why. He informed Serpentine that despite the fact that he could remove the UUID from the blacklist, this would not solve the problems

which already existed. Strangely, the version of the script which had been compiled in LSL was blacklisted, but not a newer version which was compiled in Mono. According to Data, the fact that the script’s UUID was blacklisted was odd: “We almost never blacklist by asset ID — it’s dangerous,” he told Serpentine. Serpentine said he is trying to make sure all SexGen owners

know that “…we’re willing and able to make this right. We’re giving free upgrades and gifts to try and salvage our customer base. For the most part everyone has been understanding, but sometimes we lose an IM or return. Occasionally we get the ‘I paid good money for this, and it doesn’t work!’ They usually squelch their discontent when we explain what happened and give them something free… It’s going to take time and patience on both ends. We’re still dealing with hundreds of IMs at a time. “The best avenue for support is to send the broken items with a notecard detailing exactly what products are being sent for repair,” said Serpentine in an exclusive interview with the Messenger. “This saves time playing ‘IM Chase’ and duplicating efforts.” He indicated that the first point of contact should be Andrea Faulkner. If she gets overwhelmed, the overflow will go to Serpentine himself. “Of course, I am always available if I am online,” he added. “We’re offering a free gift and/or upgrade where possible to ease the difficulty this has caused. There is also a ‘Re-

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Second Life to celebrate sixth birthday

By KATIER REITVELD Staff writer

Residents around Second Life began their preparations for the annual Second Life Birthday celebrations, as Second Life turns six years old on June 23. As with previous years, Linden Lab is donating a number of sims for residents to organise exhibits and events. As Second Life enters its second half of a decade, the message of this years event is one of looking forward. The official wiki had this, “This is your second half-decade! Now you’re so much more sophisticated than five, but still hovering near the oven, anxious to devour the cake, and wondering what six has in store for you. Or, for that matter, what about seven? 10? 15? Where do the years go, anyway? “Since you’re never content with things as they are, the event this year is a challenge to Residents: show how you intend to make things in five, 10 or 100 years. The Birthday theme this year is The Future of Virtual Worlds, and we’re betting you have some pretty awesome visions to share of the future you’re building here.

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“How will Virtual Worlds work? How will they look? How will they be part of everyday life? How will we learn, socialize and evolve in them? How will they affect your beliefs, and be affected by your actions?” As with previous years, while Linden Lab sponsor and oversee the event, it is a team of residents who put it all together. This year, the team is based around the same team who took over comparatively late in the day and made the event a success. It is led by Phaylen Fairchild and Dusty Linden, and planning for the event started a lot earlier than previous years. One issue that caused a lot of discussion last year was the fact that, for the first time, the event was explicitly classed as PG. This caused a good percentage of the population of Second Life to feel excluded. This year, again, the event is PG, and Linden said “We’ve tried to be very clear right from the beginning that the event grounds are completely PG rated, but that exhibitors wishing to highlight their work in non-PG areas are welcome to give landmarks to those areas from their exhibit on the See BIRTHDAY, Page 19

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The 2009 Second Life Community Convention is scheduled for August 13-16 in San Francisco, Ca. A variety of registration packages are available according to date of registration, and more information on pricing and the hotel is available at www.slconvention.com.

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THIS BALLERINA CAKE was one of several at last year’s SL birthday celebration. Plans are already underway for this year’s birthday party.

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