Hello / Hello, how are you? / Has the sack torn? / Yeah, I just stitched it together. / I can help with collecting the stuff. / Thanks, but no need. I’ll manage. / Geez, you have a car. I didn’t know you’re allowed to bring that. / It’s an object. / An object... No, it’s a car. /
Yeah, but it’s allowed. / Geez, I wish I’d known. / You can also sleep in it. / Indeed. / Are you sure you don’t want any help? / All right, that’s nice of you. Thanks. / I was worried that you only wanted to nick something. / You don’t have to worry about that. / Well about
what’s an object and what’s not, yesterday I bumped into someone who had brought bricks and cement with him. He planned to build an own room inside his sack. / Geez, are bricks and cement allowed too? / They are objects, aren’t they. / Dang. And I’m freezing like an
idiot every night. / I didn’t even take any clothes with me. I didn’t realize they are objects too. / Would you like to sleep in my car for tonight? / How do you make cement without water? / With saliva?
Is it totally impossible for you to drive any slower? / Why are we in such a hurry? / To give a certain extra tension for his interpretation of the Dying swan, the young French choreographer had the bodies of the dancers greased with an ointment containing sodium, which
ignites at the first drop of sweat. (Sodium is an element that is flammable with water.) / Unfortunately, the ointment was very slippery. / <slide> / Oh no, my grip is slipping again. / A marvellous save. / The twin brothers just a couple of minutes before a fatal accident.
/ Hey, I’m dead tired. Can I rest for a second on the rope? / Ok, we’ll crush the car by Tuesday. The customer is always right. / Tuesday is fine. Could you look after my dog until then? / Good little doggie, you stay here with mister auto mechanic. / I have a very clear
recollection of you ordering: “Crush the dog too”. That’s how it went. / You have your ears full of shit? / Listen up, your son has something to say. / Dad. / Let go of my ear, or there’ll be an accident. / <barf> / Not on the seat!
Dad, drive slower, I’m feeling sick. / Oh, daddy’s boy doesn’t like going so fast? / These curves are great, let’s straighten them out. / Are you deaf? Drive slower. / Just look out in
the horizon, so it’ll pass. / You’re too old to puke in the car, son. / A psychopath disguised as Cupid has taken the place of one character in this picture. / Can you reveal him? / Oh
great. / He vomited in my purse. / Dad! A truck... / Look out! / Aaaaaaaa
He didn’t give anything. / As soon as he gets up we’ll attack. / Pass the word. / As soon as he get’s up, attack. / Pass / Pass / When he gets up, pass / When he gets up, attack / Pass / Pass / When he gets up, attack. / Pass / As soon as he / Pass / When he gets up, attack / Pass / As soon as he gets up / Pass / When he gets up, attack / Ok / Heard already? / Yep / But… / Let go of my foot! It’s not part of this movement. / It
most certainly is. / No it isn’t. Let fucking go of it. / Hi hi hi hihi hihihi / Poison / Feeling sorry for the zebra that had been attacked by a leopard, the tourist couple driving a rental car on a photo safari decided to defy the laws of nature and hit the leopard to save the zebra. Their excess speed caused them to hit both animals killing them and also the driver who hit his head on the steering wheel. The mourning widow decided to
set up a mausoleum and had not only his husband’s body transferred to homeland but also the corpses of both animals and the car. / Immurement 1 / I have a very clear recollection of you ordering: “Crush my husband too”. That’s how it went. / Why would you bring me flowers today? / It’s not my birthday. / Confess! Why? / <bang> / Argh / Those trumpet players are kind of weird. / What do you mean? They have a right to
play trumpet if they want to. / Mom, I’m feeling sick again. / It will pass, dear. / Well, it is a bit weird, so many guys with the same instrument. / Hmmm, what’s weird about that? / You’re a bit weird as well. / Do you have a thing with trumpets?/ No I don’t.
My god, her head is cracked. / I can see the brains. / Call the ambulance. / Can I spin with my arms up like this? It would cool down my armpits. / Of course. / Do as you wish, honey. / Security first. / The game of cards is / According to my wife / A sport that / For example me / Hey, look out / It’s coming / Me to you / Oh no, the bus is leaving / Not again. / Not this time. / Damn, it’s turning. / Hey Christian, is it true that pigeons
attacked your deaf brother in the park? / And that he committed suicide after that, because everyone ridiculed him? / Hihihihi hihi / Hihihihihihi / Hihihihihi / Hihihihihihi / Hihihihihi / Oh dear! You’ve been run over by a bus. / Am I dead? / Oh no you’re not, everything’s going to be fine. / Can I be fine after being cut in half? / Of course. How else do you think caramels can make it on the moon? / On the moon? Why do you talk
about the moon to me? / It’s always the same. Like with caramels. / Oh shit, I knew it, I’m dead. / Mom, I’m feeling sick again. / Shithead. / Mom I have a baby for a pillow and he called me a shithead. / Don’t swear, sweetheart. Now behave. / Why do they line up and play towards us? / I think it’s weird that you’re still driving so fast, even though we just drove into a truck. / Mom I’m feeling sick. / Yeah yeah sonny, we heard
that already. / You’re talking about driving after a truck crash, how weird is that then? / You’re paranoid. / Pull over after that chocolate brioche, I have to pee because of the oysters in your pocket.
Fakir show / Ladies and gentlemen, I will cut this grapefruit in half with a single hit, though I’ve never tried it before. / Stop! Wait, I have a last minute hesitation. / I’m very sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but I’ve just seen my life flash before my eyes. / It must be a sign. I don’t wanna carry on with this. / But / How can I be cut in half? / Most of the people with near-death experiences tell stories that have quite a lot in common (a
bright light, out-of-body experience etc.) Two scientists are researching this in the Paris Police Museum. / Do I lie on my back or on my stomach? / On your back. / All right, I’m ready. / Do you feel anything peculiar? / Not yet. / Slight tingling? / No. / Light at the end of the tunnel? / No, no. / Right. I’m putting my finger on the switch but I’m not pushing it. You’re now closer to death and we’ll investigate if you’re feeling anything
special. / Be careful with it. / All right. / Do you feel anything special? / Nothing so far. / No out-of-body experience? / No, no. / Oh, sorry. / What is it? / Now I can feel something. / What do you feel? / I see hallucinations. / I see your severed head on the floor. / I know, it’s my fault. / I accidentally pushed the switch. / Oh. / But the blade is still up there. I can see it. / You can’t see it because your head is in the basket. /
Sorry. / You’re dead. / Is that so? / Well, it was an accident, wasn’t it? / You can report that I didn’t feel anything. / No light at the end of the tunnel nor anything else. / A little tingling in the neck, that’s all. / But a house is not an object. / Rest assured, it is. / What? Are you mad at something? / I’m not mad but a house is not an object.
There’s a large poster on the living room wall of the mysterious house to warn any visitors. / Lasciate ogni speranza voi etrate ch’entrate. / That’s Italian for “abandon hope all ye who enter here” / Well, guess we shouldn’t enter. / Maybe it’s a trap. / Look, there’s a
bed. / Great, tonight we’re not sleeping in a car. / There’s even a litter here. / Are you sure we can be in here without permission? / Awesome, there’s a newspaper on the table. / It’s been ages since I read one. / Cause of death? / Pigeons attacked me in the park.
/ I was born deaf, by the way. / There’s supposed to be a welcoming show for the deaf here. Is that true? / Cause of death? / My girlfriend poisoned me. / Or rather... / My ex-girlfriend. / Cause of death of the twin brothers? / Mountaineering accident. We fell.
/ What? / Fucking fratricide. / How dare you / All right, you can book it as a fratricide / Cause of death? / I was ran over by a bus and cut in half. / As a matter of fact I was just wondering... / I am an atheist. / I’ve been told that everyone here is an atheist. / Is it true?
Geez, did you see that man falling down? / Yeah. I’d call that a spectacular flight. / Ha ha ha / Ha ha ha / Oh, so you chose a chair. / Yes. / Me too. / I was going to take a traffic cone first, but... / The chair is fine. People look like idiots with their cones. / Yeah. For-
tunately I didn’t take a bicycle. / I heard that, you fucking whore. / Hey, no need for that kind of language. / Shut your mouth. / You shut your mouth. / I can make that asshole apologize if you want. / No, it’s fine. / Who does he think he is with his bike. / Let it be. /
Look, there’s people with trash cans. / Better not try talking to them. / I know. / They are always very cranky. / I know. / On the other hand, they must be heavy to drag. / Ha ha ha
Twin brothers / How many of these need to be cut? / Sixty. / Sixty one meter long iron bars / for starters. / Or whatever, we have all the time in the world thanks to your bullshit. / A golf champion and a table football champion in the hereafter for the champions. / You don’t happen to have a piece of wood or anything other that would do as a golf club? / Hm, no. / I miss golf too much. / Can’t help with that, but I just saw a chess
champion with a sword. / A sword? Do you think that could make a golf club? / Maybe. I wouldn’t know. / Anyway, he went in that direction. / What is it? / Now you’ll do exactly what I tell you to. / Is it going to be a pyramid? / Uh no. A pyramid is not sturdy enough. We’ll make a dodecahedron. / You step there, grab some of those iron bars and follow my example. / Then we’ll weld them together. / Mom, are we there yet? / We will be soon,
honey. / I’m feeling sick again. / It will pass. Play with your new baby brother so it’ll pass, honey. / Your profession? / Dancer. / Dancer. / Choreographer. / Dancer. / Dancer. / Cause of death? / Combustion. / First we did because of him and then he did because of us. / They attacked me. / Welcoming show for the deaf. / The pictures depicting the construction of the dodecahedron are stereoscopic (3-dimensional) images. In order to
see them correctly, you must squint at the images which will eventually reveal three dodecahedrons (the third one in the middle is formed by the first two overlapping). The objects must settle precisely on top of each other. In a moment the brain has sharpened the picture which will be seen as three-dimensional. You may place a finger in the field of vision which causes the dodecahedrons to multiply and settle on top of each other.
We’re done. / Well, what now? / Why do you repeat everything I say? / We’re done. / Well, what now? / Why do you repeat everything I say? / Welcoming show for eunuchs. / What now? / Now you should squint at the two dodecahedrons. / You should see four dodecahedrons. / After refocusing you should see three dodecahedrons. / The middle one being formed by the other two overlapping. / They must
be placed exactly on top of each other. / Eventually your brain will focus on it automatically. / Well? / Do you see the dodecahedrons three-dimensionally? / But weren’t they three-dimensional to begin with? / Okay / how do you play golf in a place that has no golf clubs or golf balls? / Easy. / You take a sword and a football. / I’ll show you. / Aaa / Aaa / Aaa / Aaa / Aaa / Welcoming show for the Swiss. /
Now take a big marker pen and draw exactly the same as me. / Why did you tie my hand? / Experiment. / If it doesn’t look nice we’ll abandon it. / All right, but why do you me tie with this rope? / This? It makes us draw the same. / What do you think? / Fucking ugly. / Hm, you’re right. / All right, let’s forget about drawing and take the glass off too. / Was it absolutely necassary to draw a cock? / A bad-
tempered clairvoyant in the hereafter. / Stone / Fly / Donkey / A donkey? / Worm / Viper / Snail / Dog poo / Wait a minute / Another dog poo / Sausage / A sausage? / Frog / Excuse me, madam, but I don’t think we’ve deserved to receive this kind of reincarnations just because you’re in a bad mood. / Oh, I think was wrong about you, it wasn’t a frog but yet another dog poo. / Now piss off, I need a rest.
Hello, I’m looking for a person called Salima. / It’s been a century. / Could she by any chance be working at your shop? / Hold on, I’ll check it. / She says she doesn’t want to see you. / Is she here? / What is it? Is there a problem? / No problem, just this gentleman is crazy about Salima. / All right. But call me if he gets troublesome. / Tell her I’m freezing
without her. / I have instructions to beat you up if you won’t leave, mister. / She doesn’t want to see you. / Wait! / Go in that direction for really long. Eventually you’ll find something that resembles a moon from a distance. / That’s a place for you to get warm. I suggest you take an umbrella with you. / I thought we could get separated now when you’re a
complete vegetable. / Or? / Immurement 2 / After the believers have been informed about the non-existence of God, each of them is given a heroin asteroid which will temporarily provide the promised bliss after death. Unfortunately these celestial bodies become trade goods in drug business... / Former devout jew. (Asteroid is brand new.) / Former extreme
christian (Asteroid is finished.) / I offer to trade it for an Eiffel tower -keychain and a vibrator. / I wish to remind you that dildos hold a remarkable value around here, God forbid.
All right, there’s the moon. / Weird, as if it’s about to rain. / Maybe this is why they talked about an umbrella? / But / Hello. Excuse me mister, but I’ve been watching you for a couple of days already. I can’t help it. / I have a big rug, but it’s a bit tricky to wrap around
me in the night when I’m chilly. / I wonder if we could use it to pad the inside of your brick sleeping back. / I have no hidden motive, I am a lesbian. / And I’m gay.
Fashion from the hereafter. (From middle ages to present). / I was a farrier in my lifetime and upon arrival to the hereafter I was dressed like this. / Then I began to follow contemporary fashion and ended up like this. / One fashion trend lasts about ten years. / After that I had this “mini-skirt” style. / And then there was a period of sovereign’s clothes. / During that time I was charismatic and had a lot of women. / I dressed some of them up as queens to fit my then-current style. / The sovereign period lasted about a century. / Then I tried homosexuality!! / And transvestism. / I had a period of “the bearded woman”.
/ I can remember how everything felt quite confusing. / I had lost my identity. / “Men’s clothes” and “women’s clothes” got mixed up. / I dressed like a man and put on make up like a woman. / Or dressed in a skirt and shepherd’s outfit at the same time. / What do I do? /Think about the animal you want to reincarnate into. / Hold your head still. / And what is this machine? / It’s a tuned up machine from a dentist. / Why are you moving away? / Don’t move. / Please hold your sneeze if you must. / Funny that I happen to have an urge to sneeze. / We know. It’s a malfunction in the machine and we can’t fix it.
/ <atchoo> / I think it’s good to separate the rich from the poor, but I’d like a possibility to bring at least one servant; this suitcase is really heavy. / A particularly long welcoming show for hunger strikers. / But the first period of knighthood didn’t last very long. / My constant identity crises drove me gradually into substance abuse. / However, it was quite a happy period which left me with good memories after all. / Heroin, baby? / My dealer (a bishop) / After a long drug-hazed period another period of knighthood followed. / Which could have been called the “VIP-period”. / Admire these outfits. / It was a period with
erotic adventures and I went through it as a cruel heartbreaker. / Until I met her. / She was a real blue-blooded princess and the only true love I had. / She broke up with me and ran away with a real blue-blooded prince. / Which led me into the period of “alcoholism”. / At first it was social alcoholism. / Finally it was alcoholism of a wino. / After that I took my distance to things. / I was certain I would die once again (this time because of sorrow).
So I was trying to find myself, as they say. / For example, I spent ten years in a priest’s habit. / Then I started meeting women again. / But as a lesbian. / And then again straight. / After that was my sword period. / First of my two periods of knighthood. / Welcoming show for vegetarians. / Let’s give a big hand to René, who won’t be cooking his fabulous meat dish for us, but instead will be fed to lions! / Let’s give a really big hand. / Cause of death? / Wait a minute, I cannot be dead. / I haven’t stabbed myself in the heart yet. And I wasn’t serious about it either. It was just an attempt. / Am I dead or not? / Until I
returned to the fashionable society as a gentleman. / This is still the current period and I spend my time courting innocent damsels. / I also arrange magnificent queer masquerade orgies, I hope to meet you there some day. / (I can borrow my clothes, I have all of them stored.) / I have adorned my broken heart in silk and satin / and undress it when I write my memoirs. / So you don’t mind repeating everything I say. / So you don’t mind repeating everything I say. / I’d think it would get tiring after a while? / I’d think it would get tiring after a while? / Hey! I got it! I could say what you would say, no? / Hey! I got it!
I could say what you would say, no? / Then you can repeat things that you’d like to say. / Then you can repeat things that you’d like to say. / Ok, let’s do it. / Ok, let’s do it. / Is it ok for you? / Is it ok for you? / Of course, it’s a brilliant idea. / Of course, it’s a brilliant idea. / Thanks for the compliment. / Thanks for the compliment. / You’re welcome. That idea is precisely you, marvellous. / You’re welcome. That idea is precisely you, marvellous. / Eh, I really like when you’re in such a good mood. / Eh, I really like when you’re in such a good mood. / Your voice sounds so good too. / Your voice sounds so good too. / Full of
intelligence. / Full of intelligence. / Thanks. / Thanks. / Why didn’t we build the tower from pyramids like you said? It was a better idea than my dodecahedrons. / Why didn’t we build the tower from pyramids like you said? It was a better idea than my dodecahedrons. / I totally agree with you on that. / I totally agree with you on that. / It can still be changed, if you wish. / It can still be changed, if you wish. / Can it? / Can it? / Oh, yes. Do you want to change it? / All right, now quit that nonsense. / The tower of dodecahedrons is also a stereoscopic image, which can be viewed in 3D by following the instructions on page 10.
Should we open a bottle of champagne? / Certainly. / We’ll fly, honey pie, into wonderland. / Look at him, singing like he thinks he’s in a ski lift. / Look, a carton box! Great! / Heyheyhey there ladies! Don’t touch it, it’s mine! / Haaa / Haaa / A
monster / Piss off rascals and let people do their jobs. / Hey grandma, better not walk under the VIP-platforms. You’ll get puked over. / Hey grandma, get out of the way. / Mom, can we go away from here? / Mom, let’s go. / You must be kidding.
Oh shit, my husband is there. What am I gonna do? / Don’t look his way, so he’ll go away. / Hey guys, I’ll trade a champagne bottle for sex. / Yeah, right. A bottle full of piss, thanks a lot. / A celebrity who had been recently warmly welcomed on the VIP-platform
keeps asking about the origin of the champagne which seems to be the only beverage available. / A privilege to visit the wine cellar is granted. / The bottles are stored in a cold bath. / The neck of the bottle freezes there and any lees are stuck in the ice. /
Here the bottles are washed. / Here they are dried. / Here they go into the machine which removes the cap and the ice pick. / Here the cork stopper is fixed with a muselet. / Metal foil / is wrapped around the neck here. / This machine pastes the eti-
quettes. / And there’s the machine that packs the bottles in boxes. / Ha ha ha / That’s it.
A big outdoor VIP concert conducted by the celebrated Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. / Oh dear, I’m late. / They’ll kill me. / Put on the belt, done. / Did you have to wait for me? / No, but his mightiness Wolfgang. / Is he drunk again? / I wish he was. /
He just performed “banjo with his balls”. / And now he’s doing “something with his ass”. / It is indeed rare to become so widely synonymous with genius, virtuosity and masterfulness like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. / You blonde there can play my flute.
Incredible! Pigeons! / Stop that sexual harassment. / All right, today I’ll eat meat. / And show the female pigeon how to rid the big ones. / Now where’s the shotgun. / Geez, as if the female actually likes the male. / Screw it, I’m hungry. / You’re not interested how it went down? Well I’ll
tell you. / The pigeon literally blew into thousand pieces because of the too-fucking-powerful shotgun and now I feel like I’m bursting into tears because I identify myself with it. / A pigeon. / A carpenter who has been driven to hypersexuality because of his childhood traumas has
screwed hinges on plywood sheets painted with abstract forms. When you fold this toy object into shape a really pathetic pornographic image is revealed which is the result of unfilled need for sex that has lasted for centuries. / In order to see the image you can cut this panel and fold
the paper so that the same letters are faced against each other alphabetically. Capital letters are folded towards each other (like closing a book) and lowercase letters are folded away from each other. You can print the folding picture from this url: www.succursale.org/pliage/
<saw saw saw> / <saw saw saw> / <knock knock knock> / <knock knock knock>
KUTI#34
2014 Joulu • Christmas
Luit juuri loppuun Kuti-lehden jouluerikoisen - ranskalaisen Ruppert & Mulot -tekijäparin teoksen Valtakunta. You’ve just finished reading Kuti magazine's French Christmas special - Ruppert & Mulot 's ‘The Kingdom’. © 2011, Florent Ruppert, Jérôme Mulot & L’Association. Published by arrangement with All rights reserved.
Suomennos / Finnish translation: Kirsi Kinnunen Englanninkielinen käännös / English translation: Tuomas Rantala Tekstaus, taitto ja vastaava päätoimittaja / Lettering, layout & editor-in-chief: Tommi Musturi Toimitus ja julkaisija / Editorial & publisher: Kutikuti Painos / Print-run: 6 000 Kirjapaino / Printer: Salon lehtitehdas Mainosmyynti / Ad sales: kutimagazine@gmail.com Tätäkin teosta tuki FILI. Supported by FILI.
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Emmi Valveen esikoisalbumi pitää sisällään päiväkirjamerkintöjä vuoden 2011 ajalta. Yksinäisyyden, seksin ja rakkauden lisäksi teos kertoo läheisen ihmisen kuolemasta, kaipuusta ja aikuistumisesta. Valve tunnetaan sarjakuvakentällä tämän palkituista omakustanteista sekä räävittömästä blogistaan.
Elämä on kielletty hedelmä, jota harva uskaltaa maistaa. Keittokirja on mustan huumorin sävyttämä ekspressiivinen kuvaus nuoren aikuisen matkasta itseensä. Teoksen päähenkilö on todellisuudesta syrjäytyvä miehenalku, jonka ajatuksissa ja teoissa risteilevät nykyyhteiskunnan hedonistiset ja päämäärättömät unelmat. Lauri Mäkimurron esikoisalbumi on erilainen keittokirja.
Kokoelma Tommi Musturin piirroksia ja maalauksia. Kirjan yli 200 kuvaa on koottu vuosien 2003-2012 välisenä aikana julkaistuista loppuunmyydyistä taiteilijakirjoista ja pienkustanteista sekä eri puolilla maailmaa julkaistuista kuvituksista. Beating on kuvallinen löylytys - isokokoinen, energinen värien ja muotojen ryöppy, joka paljastaa tekijänsä laajan tyyliskaalan.
Edward Gorey oli yhdysvaltalainen kirjailija, kuvittaja ja sarjakuvantekijä. Kulttimaineeseen nousseen erakkosielun n. 100 teoksen tuotanto kuvittaa riipaisevan kauniisti kuoleman ja yksinäisyyden teemoja. Mm. Tim Burton mainitsee Goreyn yhdeksi tärkeimmistä vaikuttajistaan. Sekopäiset serkukset ja muita tarinoita on ensimmäinen Edward Gorey -suomennos.
Volta Valleyta pitää pelon vallassa bandiittijoukko, joka lahjoittaa pahaa-aavistamattomille lehmipaimenille hevosia. Preerian voi näiltä sadisteilta pelastaa vain Cowboy Henk! Ehtiikö Henk opetella aakkoset, ennen kuin joka pilttuussa hirnuu lahjahepo? Pitääkö tulitikkulinnoitus iowat loitolla pingisottelun ajan? Entä intiaanien jazztietämys? Absurdin huumorin helmi.
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Herrasmiessafari vie lukijan kolonialistiselle merimatkalle Afrikkaan. Perinteiset keihäsmatkat unohtuva, kun tekijät ryöpyttävät lukijan eteen oman tuhon laivueensa. Teoksen pääosissa on kaksi reportteria, jotka kommentoivat oman maanosansa historiaa ja sen kautta nykypäivää. Tämä on kirja vallasta, sen vaikutuksista sekä moraalin lopusta.
Gynekologiaa on novellimittainen voimannäyte yhdeltä nykysarjakuvan mestareista. Clowes kaivautuu kirurgisella tarkkuudella herra Eppsin mielenlaatuun, tämän taitelijuuteen sekä ympärillä vaeltavaan seurapiiriin. Epps on katkeroitunut, ajan terältä tiputtautunut ihmisvihaaja, jonka koko elämä suuntaa kohti lamaantunutta yksinäisyyttä.
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