ILKNUR KOCER bq HALLO? br COFFEE? bs YEP! bt 2,50 PLEASE cu BYE - BYE
TOMMI MUSTURI
REIJO KÄRKKÄINEN 1 WHO THE DEVIL RULES THIS WORLD? 2 BLU-TACK WON’T STICK TO THE WALL ANYMORE, 3 ALL THE WINDOW SEATS ARE TAKEN 4 AND DNA DISAPPEARS INTO THE BLACK HOLE.
JANOSCH FEIERTAG
VILLE KALLIO 1 RECENTLY I WAS INSPECTING THE SUNSET THROUGH THE WINDOW OF MY LIVING CUBE 6 I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT HAPPENED 7 PERHAPS... 8 IT IS QUITE POSSIBLE THAT THE SUN ENDED UP ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PSYCHOID PLASTICINE bk NOW OUR STAR SHINES COLD, DEATHLY, RAYS THAT CORRUPT SPACETIME AND CONSCIOUSNESS bl FOR THIS TOO WE CAN THANK LATE CAPITALISM.
FRANÇOIS BELOT: LORD CAN YOU HEAR ME WHEN I CALL ?
MIKKO VÄYRYNEN: KARAOKE NIGHT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG 1 NAME: MASA. NUMBER OF THE SONG:, NAME OF THE SONG 3 THE TRAINS ARE BUSY I AM NOT4 I GOT EVERYTHING FROM LIFE
LEO KUIKKA
KARI SIHVONEN: DOCTOR L - NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME! - WEIRD, BUT EXISTING! 3 HELLO, DOCTOR L. / FRANK WEALTHY? WELL, I’LL COME. 8 DOCTOR, DO COME IN. 9 I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU, THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE.bk HOW COME? THERE’S ALWAYS A CHOICE. bl WOULDN’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I KNOW YOUR SITUATION, AND YOUR DEBTS. bm I WANT YOU TO MAKE A MACHINE THAT WOULD MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR MY EMPLOYEES NOT THINK ABOUT ANYTHING WHILE WORKING. WITH IT, I COULD TURN OFF THEIR THOUGHTS AS I WISH, AND MAKE THEM DO WHATEVER KIND OF SHIT WORK FOR RIDICULOUS WAGES. bn THERE SHOULD BE FREEDOM OF CHOICE. NOBODY WOULD WANT THAT. / THEY WANT EXACTLY WHAT THEY GET.
ANDRÉ D. CHAPATTE 1 WANNA GO OUT / DON’T KNOW WHO TO CALL THOUGH / MAYBE THAT GIRL I FLIRTED WITH / INTERNET IS CRAZY.../ I GUESS I MIGHT KISS HER / HERE’S MY STOP 2 GOSH IT’S COLD / I’M ONLY OUT HERE BECAUSE I’M BORED / I SHOULDN’T THIS... THAT GIRL CAME OUT JUST TO SEE ME / I DON’T WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE / OH! THERE SHE IS. SHE LOOKS PRETTY 3 HEY HEY / HUG / BOY PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS SLOW BUT IT HAS IT’S PERKS: / THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO COULDN’T GET HIS BIKE TO STAY IN PLACE! / WOW, ENTERTAINMENT. / YOU WANNA GO FOR A DRINK? – PERFECT IDEA. 4 SO THEN I FIGURED I COULD SWITCH MY COURSES AROUND... / MYABE TO GET A MORE HANDS ON APPROACH? / I REALLY ADMIRE HOW YOU WORK WITH PLASTER / REALLY? THANKS... / I’VE BEEN DOING WORK WITH IT FOR SOME TIME NOW.../ IT’S FINALY GETTING SOME WHERE! 5 YOU SHOULD START AGAIN / BUT I WON’T / UNLESS I KNOW IT’LL BE PERFECT / IT’S JUST LIKE THAT / BUT WHY IS IT JUST LIKE THAT / I DUNNO... MAYBE ‘COS OF MY BROTHER OR SOME THING / I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY GUITAR AGAIN 6 YOU WANNA MOVE TO ANOTHER PLACE? / YEA SOUNDS GOOD / WOWO IT’S A BIT COLD NO? / YEAH / TIPSY / OH SHIT IT’S CLOSED / WUUUT. 7 SHOULD WE GET SOME CHIPS / *NIGHTSHOP* CAN YOU HOLD THIS / WHILE I ROLL A CIGARETTE / FUUCK / YOU NEED HELP? / NOO / HAHAHAA 8 WE HAVE TO BE QUIET IN THE STAIRS / OOP / WANT SOME TEA? / SUGAR? / YES PLEASE / HERE YOU GO / THANKS. 9 SHE SMELLS NICE / THIS IS A BIT EMBARRASSING / BUT I WANT MORE / UHH bk WARM / SO NICE / PULL OFF bl SENSITIVE BOOBS? / SO WARM / I WANT TO TOUCH HER / WET bm I’M NOT GETTING HARD / MMH / MAYBE LATER / AAAA bn ..SLEEPING / SO WARM / I’M SO HARD / AAH / AAAH bo GOOD MORNIN’ / HEY! WANT SOME COFFEE? / I ONLY HAVE DISSOLVABLE OK? / UM OK / I SUP- / WHAT? / I SAID I HAD FUN LAST NIGHT / OH! ME TOO! bp OK, SO I THINK I’LL BE OFF.. / YEAH I NEED A SHOWER.. / SEE YA! BYE / KADUNK / HOO / AW SHIT THE HANGOVER / NO CHOCOLATE BUNS BUT A CROISANT IS FINE TOO bq WHOAH OK SO THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED.. I GUESS I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT? / I DON’T WANNA FUCK NO SHIT UP.. / SIT br WHAT WAS THAT MOMENT ALL ABOUT?
TUOMAS TIAINEN: THE HELL FOR UGLY AMERICAN CARS THAT HAVE RUN OVER CHILDREN.
TIINA LEHIKOINEN: SHORT SYLLABUS ON DANCING 1 HELLO? 2 HI MIKE... 3 ... MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU LIVED WITH US… 4 ... WHEN YOU WERE A KID... 5 ... WE DIDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN YET THOSE DAYS... 6 ... AND MY FATHER WASN’T SO CRAZY AS YOURS... 7 ... THE OLD MAN ARGUED THAT HE JUST HAD WANTED TO TEACH YOU NOT TO KEEP YOUR ROOM WINDOW OPEN NIGHTTIME… 8 ... MAYBE THAT’S THE REASON YOU BECAME A WEREWOLF, YOU HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT MASK FOR YEARS… 9 ... IT WAS SO SAFE HERE THAT I LEARNT TO DANCE MACARENA FROM JUST THE MIRROR OF CLOSET DOOR...
HEIKKI RÖNKKÖ: SPACE LABOURERS 3 NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS I EXPECTED / WELL, YEAH. 4 ANYWAY, YOUR TURN THEN… / YUP. LEMME SEE. 5 OH ONE OF THESE. / UH HUH. 7 WELL? / WEEEEELL 8 OH. 9 WHILE I’M WAITING… / HRMHM bl WELL? / OH YEAH!
CHRISTOFFER ELLEGAARD
ROOPE ERONEN 1 FINALLY SOMETHING’S HAPPENING! 4 YES! NOW! 5 NO!! 6 WELL LUCKILY I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING SPECIAL PLANNED FOR TOMORROW. bl HEY DON’T EAT HIM!! bm NO, WAIT! JUST FINISH HIM UP! bn HELP! bo WAIT A MINUTE… IS THIS A DREAM? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO… OH YEAH, MAKE A REALITY CHECK. PINCH MYSELF… bp OR CHECK IF THE LIGHT SWITCH IS WORKING NORMALLY… AARGH! bq I’M DREAMING FOR SURE. br WHY WOULDN’T I DREAM SOMETHING NICER… bt MMM… MMM… MMM… cu GOOD MORNING! cl COULD I GET MY COFFEE WITH A DOLLOP OF CYANIDE, PLEASE? cm THE LIGHT MUST HAVE BEEN ON FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT… cn I GUESS I SHOULD INSTALL A TIMER ON YOU JUST IN CASE… co A VERY GOOD-LOOKING ONE!
ROBERT DEUTSCH
ANDREAS HÖGBERG 1 NO RICHARD! NO! 2 THE JIU JITSU INSTRUCTOR NOW COSTS 150 SEK INCL. VAT 3 ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 4 IN THE UN UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS TRADE AND PRICE INDICATION OF HUMAN BEINGS IS PROHIBITED! 4 NO RICHARD! NO! 5 NOW I ALSO COST 150 SEK INCL. VAT 6 THOUGH IT IS GOOD THAT YOU GAVE US THE SAME PRICE 7 ..BECAUSE ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 1 IN THE HUMAN RIGHTS EVERY HUMAN BEING IS EQUAL 8 NO! RICHARD NO! 9 65 000 SEK INCL. VAT? SUCH A HIGH PRICE REVEALS THAT YOU HAVE LEARNED TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS / GOOD
BORIS PRAMATAROV