Doable New Years Resolutions

I WILL:

1. Start washing my hands after using the bathroom this year.

2. Be on social media por less than 7 hours a day.

3. Unfriend anybody who posts about diets or exercise regimens.

4. Become viral on TikTok.

5. Read more by turning on the subtitles while watching T.V.

6. Stop googling symptoms and go to a real doctor’s appointment.

7. Not cut my own hair, no matter how easy it looks in the video tutorial.

8. Stop fighting on the internet on posts that have nothing to do with me or my family.

9. Be a secret superhero but leave clues that I actually am one.

10. Try to make every weekend a 3-day weekend.

11. Not be a new me. Just me.

12. Only eat the recommended dosage of gummy vitamins.

13. Audition for a reality show and see how far I can make it.

14. Start a sport that requires no cardio or bending knees.

15. Learn to cook an exotic dish and invite my closest friends to give them a review

16. Use less filters in my selfies, unless I look hideous.

17. Order something new from the menu in my favorite restaurants.

18. Try to plug my USB in at the first attempt every time.

19. Try not to be fashionably late.

20. Work in a place I love.