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Ian Wilson of local solicitors Dean Wilson Laing gives invaluable advice to the city’s thousands of small companies and employees This week: Conduct at work

Q. I have been invited to a meeting to discuss my recent conduct at work, including in particular, using the internet during working hours. What should I be aware of? A. If your employer intends to dismiss you for misconduct, or impose any sanction other than suspension on full pay or the issue of a warning, you should be aware that the employer must follow a minimum 3 stage procedure. As a basic guide, you should be sent a letter inviting you to a meeting to discuss the misconduct and informing you that the possible outcome of the meeting could be disciplinary sanction. After the meeting the employer should inform you of the sanction, if any, they will impose for your misconduct and inform you of your right to appeal the decision. Please also be aware of any other procedures the employer has in place, as they should also be acting in accordance with these procedures, including an internet policy. You should also be aware that you are entitled to be accompanied at

these meeting by a fellow employee or trade union member. Q. What if I dispute the alleged conduct? A. The employer should only take disciplinary action if it has a genuine and reasonable belief that you have committed such conduct. The employer should investigate the matter fully if you deny the conduct. The employer may choose to suspend you on full pay whilst this process is underway. Q. If I have committed an offence outside of work, can the employer dismiss me for this? A. The employer may be able to dismiss you if, for instance, the offence makes you unsuitable for your job. For example, if you deal with money on a day-to-day basis and you have been convicted of theft, this may entitle an employer to dismiss you. Q. My employer’s disciplinary procedure states that certain acts of misconduct are treated as gross

misconduct. What does this mean? A. In certain limited circumstances, the employer is entitled to dismiss you without notice (or pay in lieu of notice if this is part of your contract of employment). However, the employer should still follow the modified procedure as opposed to the 3 step procedure described above, which includes sending you written notice of your dismissal and your right to appeal that decision. Whether an employer has a right to dismiss you without allowing you a second chance depends on the nature of your job and the misconduct committed. Sometimes, the employer may be able to dismiss you without giving you an opportunity to prove yourself, although in many cases an employer should give you a warning before taking a decision to dismiss. Q. In the past I have committed other acts of misconduct. Can the employer take this into account in a decision to dismiss me? A.In deciding what disciplinary action

Ian Wilson is senior partner of six-partner Brighton solicitors Dean Wilson Laing and specialises in employment law. He was a part-time chairman of the Employment Tribunals for nine years. He is also a board member of The Prince’s Trust (Sussex). to take, your employer should not take into account any warnings that have expired. However, a recent case decided that even expired warnings can be taken into account in determining whether the employer should have exercised leniency in a later case of misconduct.

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On Thursday 15 May 2008, The Oriental held their opening party. The former Oriental Hotel was one of the original ‘Brighton boutique’ hotels. This newly refurbished Grade II* listed Regency guesthouse, although understated, is bursting with character and has a refreshing view on design and service. Thoughtfully unpretentious and resonantly Brighton, The Oriental is maybe like visiting the home of one of your friends: relaxed, unfussy but with the trimmings of a lifestyle hotel. The Oriental is recommended by Time Out, Lonely Planet and The Guardian, so whether you’re looking for a weekend break, a midweek holiday, or a venue for your quarterly business strategy meeting, visit www.orientalbrighton.co.uk for more information.

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Photography exhibition Thursday 15 May saw the opening night of this year’s Media Degree show ‘Plug.us.in’ at the University of Sussex. This exhibition was the culmination of three years of hard work from students in the disciplines of photography who tackled a broad range of issues from drug use in Brighton to the problem of light pollution. Documentary film makers’ efforts included innovative explorations of racial tensions in Paris, eco communities and finally the interactive exhibits, where creative flair combined with technical expertise to produce a diverse and outstanding body of work. In all it featured 25 pieces of work produced by 42 final year media and film students on the Media and Practice and Theory BA degree course. Another great example of creativity that continues to thrive and grow in our city. Visit www.plugusin.co.uk for information.

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Listen to the Music is the new CD from the multi million selling 70s queen of disco, Tina Charles. This is a collection of her favourite songs, including ‘Natural Woman’, ‘Blame it on the Boogie’, ‘Kiss From a Rose’, ‘I’ll Be There’ and many more. Tina’s still going strong, as this new album proves, setting alight the music scene just as she did back in 1976 with her mega hit ‘I Love to Love (But My Baby Loves to Dance)’. To win a copy of this new CD, tell us: Which artist originally sang ‘Kiss From a Rose?’ See below for entry details.

Earth Inc – Book Picnic Publishing Ltd present local author Michael Bollen’s new book Earth Inc, and we have two copies to give away to readers. In this hysterical sci-fi adventure, we fast forward to 2052 where the planet has been recrafted to meet the needs of the consumer. In this new world, flying cars, phone implants and plasma skirts are the norm. Funny, charming and inventive, Bollen’s writing has been compared to that of Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. We have two copies of this new book to give away. To win, tell us: In what year is Earth Inc set? To be in with a chance of winning, email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with the title of the prize you wish to win in the subject box. Leave your answer to the question in the body of the email, along with your name, address and telephone number. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 17 June 2008.


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Welcome

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The purple cow might have gone, but it's not quite the end of the festival until you find out who won the Latest Awards. If you missed our party last week at the Parlure Spiegeltent, find out who went home with the best prizes in our special awards spread, with photos of all the most glamorous guests (p18). Marc Almond is coming to Bexhill this week and Andrew Kay is very excited... read his interview on page 27. Also this issue, Sarah Jessica Parker spilled the beans to Latest 7 on the release of the SATC movie (p29). You might be feeling a little empty-pocketed, but you’ll want to save money for this... FatBoy Slim has officially announced plans for a September beach gig. Tickets went on sale yesterday (Mon) – find out how to snap them up in Celeb City (p12). Dani is sticking up for Heather Mills (p10) – just who does Paul McCartney think he is, anyway? Diarist Tim Richardson has been a busy socialite this month, visiting the opening of the Oriental, the Sussex University media degree show (p8) and the Latest Awards, where he even got up on stage to take part. In news, Phil Mills questioned two of Brighton's MPs about whether Gordon Brown has had his chips (p15) and on our letters page, we print some of your comments about your favourite (and worst) festival shows (p16). Our eye-catching cover feature this week is the beautiful jewellery of Julian Stephens (p13). Katie's been helping to drag a paralytic Lily Allen out of a party (p11) and for his food review, Andrew tells all about the meal he had in Chichester when he reviewed Funny Girl (p22) – did the food match the five-star performance? Clubbing devotee Jaime Pettit has been enjoying herself at Dynamite Boogaloo - while trying desperately not to get caught up in the show (p37). Latest Gay editor Paul Disney has quizzed one of the lynchpins of the gay scene – Andy Feest of the Queens Arms (p38). In gay news Paul reports how you can help Terrence Higgins at Pride and who's won a Pride grant to hold an event this summer (p39). TVs gone all local this week – the Hotel Inspector is popping back to the Grand Hotel in Hastings (p44) and Tuesday sees the beginning of the The Great British Body (p43) – the show that brought Trinny and Susannah to Brighton in April.

25 Reviews and listings guide 27 Theatre interview: Marc Almond

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29 Film interview: Sarah Jessica Parker 31 Art of the erotica

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8 The Oriental relaunch 11 Katie parties with Lily Allen

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15 Trouble at the top: how our local Labour MPs are handling Brown

16 Round up of the football season 18 Latest Awards winners

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20 Sandra ponders intelligence 21 Cheeky boys on what’s NOT on

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Eminemmylou Hi, I’m Eminemmylou, throwin’ lyrics at you. This week with Karen Monaghan

Pub Talk Brendan sits in the Earth and Stars, his ice dipped Stella throbs on the table; crown-dusted with JPS. ‘That’ll be the day’ sings in his head, Everley Brothers for sure.

She pushes past, a soft whinny; nostrils flaring, glossed-up mane and a black lashed stare. A steely thoroughbred. Christ! I fancy her... That’ll be the day.

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Dani’s diary Dani refuses to follow the mob and believe that the uber-famous amongst us can do no wrong I never fully understood why everyone hated Heather Mills. The only explanation anyone gave was that Paul McCartney was in The Beatles. Using that as an excuse for hating someone is ridiculous. I hadn’t really formed an opinion on the whole thing until I was asked what my view was. Instead of saying that my view was that I thought it stupid I had been drawn into discussing a marriage breakdown between two people I had never even laid eyes on, I had a little think and decided that I didn’t care what songs the man had written and what had allegedly happened in the lady’s past. When push comes to shove they are still just people like the rest of us. But that didn’t stop me taking sides. And I was on the woman’s side all the way. It absolutely infuriated me that nobody would allow a bad word against the man because of the fact that he had been in a band. I don’t care how famous that band is or how many people have the records or how many people believe that he is God for stringing together a few sentences to music. That’s almost as bad as saying you will side with one person over the other because of the colour of their hair or because they painted your favourite picture!

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But what’s worse about this situation is that the whole world formed very strong opinions on the matter when they knew nothing about any of it. The only information the world received is what the media decided would pull in the most punters. Surely we know by now that what we read in the papers and see on the news is not always 100 per cent true! Lots of people split up every day, celebrities and regular folk, but this couple got more media coverage than the recent cyclone in Burma. And nobody can give you a reason why without mentioning The Beatles! There are people I idolise, but not to the point where I will accept that they are incapable of ever doing anything wrong! As you can imagine, people stopped asking me my opinion on the matter because I would never give the opinion they wanted. I wouldn’t side with someone just because of what they have achieved. The same thing happened when David Beckham cheated on Posh. No one really said a bad word against David Beckham and I am sure they blamed Posh for the whole thing happening! Just because someone is famous doesn’t make them any less responsible for their actions. Perhaps the only way to form a full, well rounded opinion on the matter would be to marry a celebrity, get a messy divorce and then report back. However, the likelihood of me actually meeting an eligible bachelor is minuscule. So I will just stick with my opinion. No matter what someone does for a living, it doesn’t make them incapable of being mean.

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Mischa Barton and Natalie Imbruglia are swanning around the pool and I notice Lily Allen holding court at the cocktail bar. Three hours later I’m carrying her from the party with a journalist from The Mail on Sunday, while on the sideline Lily's publicist holds her head in her hands. We get back to our room as the day is turning, clutching boxes of pizza we bought on the way. I file a news story home while nibbling my Hawaiian: ‘With her sunkissed skin and glowing blonde hair, Lily Allen looked the picture of health sunbathing on the French Riviera this week. But it was a different scene last night when the drunken ‘Smile‘ star had to be carried home from a party after enjoying one too many cocktails. ‘The 23-year-old, who has been enjoying a break with friends at the exclusive Hotel Du Cap, shocked fellow guests when she collapsed at a party held by GQ magazine, having to be escorted from venue. ‘“Lily was on great form early in the evening, downing cocktail after cocktail at the free bar and flirting with male admirers“, says my source. Then later she suddenly seemed to have had one too many. She had to be helped to a table, where she collapsed with her head on her lap, before two people escorted her from the party. ‘Luckily the singer’s father Keith Allen was on hand to take control of the situation. Finding Lily lying on the back steps of the Festival House venue he coaxed the slurring and disorientated star into a waiting taxi, snapping: “Come on let’s go – I’m your dad, you know me.” Earlier in the evening Lily hinted at the reason for her state. ‘“I’m on the ‘I’m on holiday, I’m going to drink loads of f**king wine at lunch’ diet and eat as much as I f**king want,” she told our reporter. “I’m on the ‘eat what the f**k you like and drink what you weigh’ diet.”’ Just as I’m done a text comes through from the German I met in the pizza shop earlier. It’s my last day in Cannes, it seems silly to wait. So I shut up my laptop and run to the beach.

What Katie did Katie finds herself helping Lily Allen out of a crisis and has many reasons to smile

Alright, still I am 13 and on a cold beach in France. I am having my first kiss. I wonder if I should use my tongue. He is called Matt and he is the hottest boy on the camp site, across which, in a static caravan, my parents are waiting for me to be home by nine. A decade later on a beach in Cannes I am kissing a German film producer. We shiver together by the water as the sun starts to rise. In two hours my flight leaves from Nice airport. He asks if I want to go back to his flat. The day started with Toby Young, promoting his new film How To Lose Friends and Alienate People. We sat exhausted through the press showing eating croissants while Toby played his usual modest self: “I was disappointed to get Simon Pegg playing me – I was thinking I’d get someone bigger like Angelina or Brad to play me and my wife.” He chortled, mainly to himself. “I see Brangelina are in Cannes, outdoing me again though.” I asked Simon Pegg if there was one defining feature he had to copy to play Toby and without a pause he says: “Just the continual self-promotion.“

“Lily was on great form … downing cocktail after cocktail and flirting with male admirers“ We take our limousine up to the Hotel Du Cap because we’ve heard a rumour that that’s where Lily Allen is staying. At the bar we pass Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart and order two glasses of champagne for a cool 70 euros. By the pool there’s no action, but out to sea the paparazzi boats are cruising the perimeters with their long-angled lenses. In the end we give up, and pop home to get changed, chuck on some black tie and head up to the GQ bash that’s happening across town.

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Papped! No slim pickings for Fatboy DJ Fatboy Slim has announced his plans for Big Beach Boutique 4, his fourth open air concert to take place on Brighton seafront. Big Beach Boutique 4, a strictly ticket-only event will take place on Madeira Drive, Brighton on Saturday September 27 2008, site of the hugely successful Big Beach Boutique 3, which took place on New Year’s Day 2007. In addition to the fantastic audio and visual show on offer, ticket holders can expect to enjoy an exciting array of bars including a champagne bar and a Pimms and cocktail bar, as well as organic cider, real ale and chilled beers. On the food front, delicious, locally sourced beef burgers will be on sale courtesy of the Fine Burger Company, there will be a high quality beach barbecue serving everything from steak to rotisserie ‘freedom’ chicken and a Guinness and oyster bar! Tickets for the 20,000 capacity party will go on general sale, and will be available from Trinity Street and also from Ticketmaster, www.ticketmaster.co.uk, 0870 534 4444 and Ticketline, www.ticketline.co.uk 0871 424 4444. There will be also be a local box office where tickets can be purchased in person. Check out www.myspace.com/fatboyslim – for up to the minute news on the gig.

Boys will be boys Spotted Ordinary Boys frontman and Heat favourite, (Samuel) Preston, coming out of the Lanes Health and Beauty salon on Market Street. The Lanes is no stranger to a celebrity client as the establishment featured heavily on ITV2’s Katie and Peter, The Next Chapter.

Another brick in the wall Big congratulations to two Sussex buildings who have won the equivalent of an architectural ‘Oscar’. The De La Warr Pavilion in Bexhill-onSea and the East Beach Café in Littlehampton both won RIBA awards.

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com

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Jule’s jewels Jeweller and silversmith Julian Stephens celebrates a fifth anniversary It only seems five minutes since Julian Stephens opened the doors on his North Laine premises but is in fact five years so we went along to find out how things are going for one of Brighton’s best loved jewellery makers and silversmiths. Julian is an unassuming fellow and laughs readily when I ask him how things have changed? ‘‘Well we have lots more work, and we show work by about 40 designers having started with only 12. The biggest difference is that we have lots more regular customers. And that very loyal customer base is buying everything from jewellery to silverware, christening gifts and that sort of thing. For many of them we are their first port of call especially when they are looking for gifts. I suppose they enjoy the eclectic range of styles that we have on offer.’’ Julian claims that he is not a businessman but a craftsman – drawn to things that he falls in love with. The business is run as a gallery, which allows him to take chances and show more adventurous work. ‘‘It's a changing collection here. We also do repairs and alterations as a jobbing jewellery business. The biggest surprise has been the scale of the bespoke work that we undertake, two thirds of of our business is now commissions. Because of that we have been able to build up an amazing collection of gemstones – we also specialise in platinum and diamond work. So is bespoke jewellery expensive? ‘‘No, surprisingly not, we start at around £85 for a pair of earrings, a bespoke ring from around £120 after that it’s limitless.‘‘ Larger items of silverware like candlesticks can be commissioned and show the excellence of Julian´s craftsmanship. Recently he was commissioned to design and make the prestigious Bobby Moore trophy to be presented at the English Schools Football Association under 18s final at Wembley. The trophy is made of silver, brass and English oak with a hand chased image of the football star Bobby. Julian went to the final and saw the trophy being presented to England, the winning team. Part of the design is based on the shape of the World Cup trophy – ‘‘I thought it would nice for a kid to be holding up something with that reference.’’ As a company they also undertake commissions for churchware. Two years ago Julian engaged an apprentice, Poppy. ‘‘She had been recommended by a friend who was working with her. Her apprenticeship has included day release but she has now completed that training and will be working alongside me fulltime.’’ Julian loves being in the North Laine and a part of its exciting community, opening his workshop for evening classes three nights a week. The location is fantastic as it is en-route from the station for visitors who want enjoy the real benefits of Brighton’s amazing range of independent designers and retailers. With so many brilliant and exciting opportunities why would anyone ever want to go to high street chains? Julian Stephens will be launching a new website in summer with the facility to buy online. www.julianstephens.com. 37 Gloucester Road, Brighton, call: 01273 692110

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Open all hours A new surgery will cater for people who are not signed up to a GP and help relieve overburdened existing practices. Health providers, concerned at the numbers of people in Brighton and Hove who do not have a doctor, are tendering out a contract for a new practice. Brighton and Hove City Teaching Primary Care Trust is inviting ‘expressions of interest’ to set up a new GP-led health centre. It is looking for organisations with a strong track record in providing primary health care services. These could range from groups of local GPs to major independent healthcare companies. Once the formal tendering process is complete, the successful bidder will

See more at latest7.co.uk be required to set up the new health centre by the end of March 2009. It will open from 8am to 8pm seven days a week, offering walk-in and bookable GP and nurse appointments to registered and non-registered patients. The centre will also provide a range of other services such as cervical screening, sexual health, mental health and health promotion. PCT chief executive Darren Grayson said the GP-led health centre would be a valuable addition to the city’s existing 47 GP practices. “We know that some people living in the city are not registered with a GP and that many of our existing practices do not have the capacity to add them to their lists,” he explained. “On top of that, some of Brighton and Hove’s many visitors inevitably need medical services while they are here. This new centre will help us meet both those needs.” He added that the PCT is currently working with local people to identify two patient representatives who will help assess bids from organisations that want to provide and manage the health centre.

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New voices A group of art, illustration, graphic design and fine art students at City College Brighton and Hove have got together to form a creative collective called ‘Pengineer’ and are publishing their own fanzine which is selling well locally. The fanzine is a quirky and sometimes surreal take on various themes that the students find compelling, such as childhood perceptions and notions of what ‘foreign’ means. Student David Brownings, 19, from Southwick, said: “We all made friends at the beginning of the foundation course and decided to get out there and promote ourselves. “Obviously, when we get out into the real world, we’ll all be freelance so it’s been a good way to maybe hit the ground running. Everyone’s got a

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completely different style and we all bounce ideas off each other. Also, when you see the others creating work for the fanzine, it inspires you to push yourself harder.” As he went around the city trying to find outlets for the fanzine, David found that Brighton was very receptive: “We’re hoping to add to Brighton’s culture, not just consume it. The shops we went into were really supportive and willing to push the fanzine.” The Pengineer fanzine is available at Resident, Junk Funk, Dave’s Comics and Flawless – all in North Laine.

Help for us all Seafront benefits from Community Payback A package of community projects is to be carried out around Brighton and Hove, thanks to an innovative new partnership agreement between the city council and Sussex Probation Area. Offenders on probation will be working on a range of environmental improvement projects as part of their Community Payback.Top of the list is painting the city’s 7.5 miles of seafront railings which take such a battering from the elements they need regularly repainting. Work has already started on the railings and received positive feedback from the public and seafront traders. It comes on top of ongoing restoration and refurbishment of the railings being carried out by the council.

“Painting the seafront railings, for example, is a bit like maintaining the Forth Bridge” Other work planned includes maintaining cycle paths, clearing litter and undergrowth from open spaces, and painting and decorating community centres. Councillor Geoffrey Theobald, chairman of Brighton & Hove City Council’s Environment Committee, said: “This partnership with Sussex Probation Area will bring practical improvements across the city. “Painting the seafront railings, for example, is a bit like maintaining the Forth Bridge and this a great example of where Community Payback work can really make a difference.” Stephen Berry, Unpaid Work Project Manager for Sussex Councillor Geoffrey Theobald, Brighton Probation Area said: & Hove City Council’s cabinet member “Community payback work is for environment, with Peter Rogers, a punishment for the offender, Assistant Chief Officer from Sussex Area that also enables them to give Probation, signing the new agreement something positive back to the local community, whilst being rehabilitated. In addition Community Payback aims to reduce the fear of crime within communities.” The probation service has worked on some community projects for the city council in the past, but this is the first time there has been a formal agreement – enabling probation and council staff to plan projects over the coming year. Offenders who are placed on projects are fully risk assessed and are supervised by probation staff while carrying out projects. Across Sussex the Community Payback scheme has so far provided over 100,000 hours of community-based work.


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report it might read ‘Tries hard, could do better’. “His biggest mistake was scrapping the 10p tax rate (which sparked a backbench revolt and a £2.7 billion climbdown) but difficulties began with the indecision over an election in the autumn. “Gordon should have stamped on the idea quickly but, instead, he hesitated too long and this allowed others to take hold of the agenda.” But Dr Turner insisted: “We must not forget Gordon’s solid past achievements.” New rows over issues including increases in vehicle excise themselves treading duty on so-called gaspolitical water. guzzling cars are Their declarations swelling the numbers have freed them to of Labour dissenters speak their minds, and mutineers but Des Turner David Lepper is not but while a growing number of backbench rebels have among them. broken rank, these two are He believes Brown remaining loyal. has time to show the A majority of Labour voters want electorate he can do the job Brown to resign, according to a poll and do it well: “Gordon has got two by The Times, but the Brighton MPs years to show his leadership – if a are calling on them to be patient week is a long time in politics then and to back Brown. Dr Turner told two years is an eternity. “Yes, we are going through a bad time at the moment but this is not the time for the Labour Party or the country to change its leader. “We and most of the Western world are going through an economic downturn and I am still convinced the foundations Gordon laid in the ten years he was Latest 7: “The situation is recoverable chancellor will help Britain weather and now is not the time to be this better than any other country. disloyal. “Gordon has made “I am convinced it will stand some mistakes and he has us in good stead.” David Lepper got to show that he Mr Lepper said he wasn’t appreciates that. I blind to Brown’s mistakes suppose if one was to and he too thinks his write-up his school dithering over a general election last autumn was a major error. The indecision handed the Conservatives a political victory but Brown’s critics believe it lumbered the country with him for another two years. Labour MPs didn’t anticipate such a delay either. Mr Lepper said: “When I decided to stand down in 2006 I assumed a General Election would be held in the spring of this year. “I’m still here.”

Phil Mills examines how criticism of the Prime Minister has affected Brighton’s backbench Labour MPs

Backup for PM Mounting pressure on Prime Minister Gordon Brown to step aside hasn’t shaken the faith of Brighton’s two Labour backbench MPs. Pavilion’s David Lepper and Kemp Town’s Des Turner are not shy in attacking Brown blunders but both remain faithful to the man they say is the best equipped to steer Britain through the worsening economic crisis and Labour into a fourth term in office.

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“I suppose if one was to write-up Gordon Brown’s school report it might read ‘Tries hard, could do better’“ Neither MP expected to remain in office this long after announcing their intentions to step down at the next general election. An election was expected last autumn or this spring but with Labour now holding power for another two years, the stalwarts are finding

Sail away Brighton lifeboat crew member Mark Nightingale and three friends fought their way through an illegal blockade at Fecamp harbour in France. While German and Dutch crews remained trapped, the crew sailed Mark’s yacht Joanne out at 2.30am under the cover of darkness. They were pelted with small stones as they left and one missile hit Mark on the head, causing a scratch. The 41-year-old self-employed designer, whose partner is expecting their first baby in August, said: “It was a bit scary, especially when they started hurling stones. “But no-one was seriously hurt and I haven’t found any damage on the boat. “It won’t stop us sailing to France but we might avoid Fecamp for the rest of the summer – in case they recognise us.” The blockade was organised by French fishermen who are on strike over rising diesel prices. They tried to raise a cable across the harbour entrance to stop the Joanne leaving but the Brits were too quick. With Mark were pals Pat Hawker, Paul Richards and Jeremy Rockett. They whistled the tune from The Great Escape as they sailed away, back to Brighton Marina.

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Back to basics Joe Curtin celebrates some old-school-style football in a season full of some unexpected winners Your thoughts – Brighton Festival During the festival and fringe we published reviews at www.latest7.co.uk so you could keep up with the latest news about the best shows. We also invited you to share your opinions about the performances you enjoyed, and the ones you hated. Here are a selection of comments you left: New Act Night, Komedia I had such a great night and thought the standard was extremely high for all the acts – being first timers. Well done and good luck to all of them for their future in stand up! Hanover Poetry Festival This beautiful little event showed me a whole new face of poetry; straight off the pages and into the park – everyone was so friendly and the poets were fantastic. Being offered gin and tonic and cucumber sandwiches while being serenaded by an unusual collection of wordsmiths really made my afternoon. And when it rained, umbrellas and cosy blankets were handed out and the show went on. The Marilyn Monroe Show A refreshingly different view of Marilyn Monroe and her alter egos with catchy music and a good cast. Movin’ Melvin Brown This was, quite simply, the worst act I’ve ever seen. And for £14 a ticket? Shocking – and unfortunately every review of this, in all the Brighton publications, has been glowing and complimentary. Le Coeur Rouge A really well-paced show with lots of laughs and unusual acts. Really good fun. Best cabaret night out in Brighton for a long time.

Volunteers wanted The Brighton and Hove Federation for Disabled People are releasing a new ‘City Guide’ which is available on their website www.bhfederation.org.uk. City Guide is a web-based access information guide for disabled people visiting, living and working in the city. They will be adding to this City Guide as their volunteer representatives review venues and attractions across Brighton and Hove and they aim to make this a one-stop shop for both disabled residents and visitors to the area. The federation is looking for volunteers, both disabled and nondisabled, to become representatives and review venues and attractions. They will give full training and support and pay all travel expenses. If you, or anyone you know is interested, please contact them. The City Guide is an exciting new project, whereby the federation can raise awareness of disability issues locally and communicate with the wider community. To let them know what you think about the new City Guide contact Jane Binns, project leader, City Guide, email: cityguide@bhfederation.org.uk

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And lo, it did come to pass. Sunday saw the final game an English player will take part in for this season. And what a season it was. English football dominated Europe, but yet failed to qualify for the European Championships and we saw one of the tightest finishes to a Premier campaign at both ends of the table for many a year. In the season that Peter Scudamore revealed his plans to add a 39th game out of pure greed it was refreshing and ironic that all of the FA Cup semi-finalists were from outside the ‘Big Four’. Indeed only one was even in the top flight. In the end it was a Portsmouth-Cardiff final. One that evoked memories of trilbies, clackers and Bovril. Portsmouth’s extra skill, speed and strength ultimately told in the end but what a rousing two-fingered salute to the prawn sandwich brigade.

“the Paolo Maldini of English journeymen, the comedically monikered Dean Windass” And in a further glorious rebellion to Scudamore’s anodyne, corporate, money-obsessed vision, Hull City made it to the Premier League, brought there on the back of goals scored by the Paolo Maldini of English journeymen, the comedically monikered Dean Windass. This fairytale ending to his career and Hull’s season serves as a reminder that football’s romance can not be completely sucked dry by Scudamore and his ilk. Just ask Harry Redknapp. The Manager of the Year Award will clearly go to Fergie after his second Premiership-Champions League double – and what an achievement. But in this era of football, ‘Arry deserves great praise for taking a mid-table club to silverware. As do Cardiff, Barnsley and West Brom for getting so far and upsetting the Big Four’s applecart. For West Brom the semi-final merely showed again what a team they currently have and here in the Bunker we may have a whip round and put a couple of quid on them to avoid relegation next season. On the subject of relegation, the season came to an incredibly close, and somewhat bizarre denoucement at the bottom end of the table. Derby were awful to the point of comedy, but the final day brought a hatful of goals and the jammy survival of Fulham – yet again. The peculiar and somewhat mystifying marriage of Al Fayed and Roy Hodgson (?) blossomed in the final few games and will enjoy the honeymoon of Premier League Football again next season. Birmingham are in self-destruct mode and are in danger of doing a Leeds, while Reading and Steve Coppell seemed resigned to relegation from the off. Once again English football rules Europe. With three teams in the semi-finals of the Champions League ( and Arsenal really should have made it four), the all-English final came as no real surprise. And what a dramatic final it was. The Chelsea-Manchester United final ensured that whoever won, the South East of England wouldn’t be disappointed. Unless it was Chelsea. With a Pompey-Cardiff FA Cup final, English clubs dominating Europe and an under-performing national side it’s like being transported back to 1984. This 1980s fashion revival seems to have spread to football. France for the European Championships anyone?


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Most of us like to dance. It may be a widely known fact among your friends or a closely guarded secret you keep confined to your front room. However, and whatever way you choose to dance – there’s no arguing that it’s a great way to let loose, get in shape and have fun. A night of dancing, at a class or in a club, is a great way of socialising, with old friends and a chance to make new ones. Dancing burns calories – fast – without seeming like too much effort as the time flies as you have fun with it. Benefits of dancing include: • Reduced stress • Increased muscle tone and coordination • Increased energy • Great for social interaction The National Heart, Lung and Blood Institute (NHLBI) identify other benefits of dancing including a lowered risk of coronary heart disease, decreased blood pressure and strengthened bones in the legs and hips. So, what type of dancing should you try? It really is up to the individual. We all have different tastes, just like a gym visit where you may avoid the weights and head straight for the treadmill. All dancing is exercise. Whichever style you choose, and however quickly you move, you’ll soon be basking in the results. For a confidence booster try a belly dancing class. This can improve posture and muscle toning, help you lose weight and prevent lower back problems. For something more formal, take inspiration from TV’s Strictly Come Dancing and take a lesson in ballroom with your partner. You can burn around 265 calories an hour while increasing stamina and conditioning the body. If you prefer your steps quicker and outfit shorter, try Latin salsa classes and burn over 400 calories an hour! Salsa builds stamina and can help lower blood pressure and cholesterol levels. The only form of dancing said to burn more calories is an intensive aerobics dance where around 500 calories can be used up in an hour’s session. Whether it’s salsa, line dancing, jazz or disco, dancing can give an instant feel-good factor that’s hard to beat. The social ties you make can also be unrivalled and you’re learning a new skill while keeping in shape. See what classes are happening near you with our directory (right) and step into your dancing shoes for a more energetic and happier you.

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Astanga Yoga Brighton Buddhist Centre, 12.45–2pm, & 6–7.30pm, £6/4 Choi Kwang Do The 21st Century approach to Martial Arts training. Dorothy Stringer Sports Complex, Brighton. Children’s class (6.30–7.30pm), adults class (7.30–8.30pm). Call 07895 066321 for more info. Dynamic Meditation Revitalise, 7.30am–8.30am, £4 Flamenco Technique The Dance Station, 7–8.15pm Jazz Dance Brighton Natural Health Centre, 8.30–10pm, £5.50/5 Hatha Yoga With Maureen, Revitalise, 12–1pm Lower Intermediate Flamenco The Dance Station, 8.15–9.15pm Madi’s Dance Mix Fitforall, 7pm, £5 Yoga With Anika, Fitforall, 7pm, £4

WEDNESDAY 4 Dance All ages welcome. Learn to dance in the style of West End & Broadway musicals with Marta – professional jazz/latin dancer. 01273 415515 for info. Fitforall, 4 consecutive week course, £40/50 Fundamentals of Yoga The Acupuncture Clinic, 5–6pm, £48 for six classes Ki & Aikido Basics After completion of 4-week programme. Bob: 01273 323315. Brighton Ki Centre. 7–9pm, £6 Intensive Body Conditioning Healthy Vibes, 10–11am, £6/30 for 6 Lunch Spin Fitforall, 12.30pm, £5 Meditation Introduction Brighton Buddhist Centre, 1–2pm and 7.30–9.30pm, by donation. Step & Tone Alive gym, 7pm Yoga (Scaravelli inspired) with Hayley North, The Acupuncture Clinic, 7.30–9pm, £8 drop-in/£35 for 5 classes Yoga Rhythms Hatha/Vinyasa yoga. Classes for beginners. back 2 Balance, 6.30–8pm, £7/6

THURSDAY 5 Ashtanga Yoga All levels, Brighton Buddhist Centre, 12.45–2pm, £6/4 Bodyzone Training Brighton Natural Health Centre, 1.30–2.30pm, £7/6.50 Hip Hop/R’n’B Dance Class Peacehaven Leisure Centre. 8pm drop in, £4.30 Mindful Hatha Yoga With Taravajra, call 07985 314181 for info. Unit 4. 11.30–1pm Shamanic Dance Psychotherapy – Life, Mind, Body and Soul Healing.Hanover Centre, Brighton, 1–2.30pm, £10/8 or £55/44 for 6. Vinyasa Flow/Hatha Yoga Intermediate level, Back 2 Balance, 6.30–8pm, £7/6 Yoga Fitforall, 7.30pm, £5 Yoga With Peter Roussel, Evolution Arts, 10.30am–11.45am, £6/4

FRIDAY 6 Latin Dance (salsa) Coral Health and Fitness, please call 01273 731262 for class times, £4 Soto Zen Meditation (Zazen) For info call Jay and Heather: 01273 682974, Bodhi Garden, 8–9.30pm, suggested donation £5 Supple Strength Healthy

Vibes, 12–1pm, £6/30 for 6 Tatty Bumpkin Yoga Classes for toddlers (18 months–five years). Wendy Whatling School of Dance, info call Sarah 01273 208402, £30 for 6 sessions Zodiac Yoga The Acupuncture Clinic, 2–3.30pm, £7/6, £30 for 5 classes.

SATURDAY 7 Beach Body Workout Toning session, Fitforall, 10am Boxercise Circuit Training 90-minute class. Details: www.halinapt.co.uk Goldstone Business Centre, 2 Goldstone Street, Hove. 12.30–2pm, £7 Children’s Ki and Aikido 4-7 years, Bob for info: 01273 323315, Brighton Ki Centre, 9–9.45am, £2.50 Choi Kwang Do The 21st Century approach to Martial Arts training. Dorothy Stringer Sports Complex, Brighton. Children’s class (9.30–10.30am), adults class (10.30am–12.30pm). Call 07895 066321 for more info. Flamenco Dance (advanced 10–11am, intermediate 11am–12.30pm) The Dance Station Hatha Yoga (Scaravelli) 90-minute class. Coral Health and Fitness. 12pm, £4.50 Hi/Lo Aerobics Intermediate/advanced, Alive gym, 10am Fitness, 12pm, £4.50

SUNDAY 8 Adult Tap Wendy Whatling. Beg: 7–8pm and intermediate 8–9pm Aquarobics King Alfred. 10.30am–11.15am, £4.10 Hangover Spin With Amanda, Fitforall, 10am, £5 Hatha Yoga (scaravelli based) Yoga Coral Health & Fitness, 3–4.30pm Vajrasati Yoga With Amber Ward, Evolution Arts, 7–8.15pm, £6/4 Women’s Yoga The Acupuncture Clinic, 11am–12.15pm, £40 for six

MONDAY 9 Ante/Post-natal Pilates The Acupuncture Clinic, £60 for 6 weeks, babies welcome, call Penny 07904 472605, 12.15pm–1.15pm Astanga Yoga Brighton Natural Health Centre, 6.30–8pm, £8/7 Astanga Mysore Self Practice With Sarah Miles, Brighton Natural Health Centre, 6.30–8.30am, £8/7/105 for 20. Belly Dance Fitness Fusion Please call Hilde for more info/to confirm venue on 07900 441993, 1.30–2.30pm Contemporary Dance Class With emphasis on fun, flow and expression. Westhill Hall, 6.15–7.15pm Five Rhythms Dance With Alain Allard, Brighton Natural Health Centre, 10.30am–12.30pm, £10/8 Forest Sangha Group Bodhi Garden, call Sam for info: 07888 821524, 7.30–9.30pm, suggested donation £5 Go Beyond Meditation Revitalise, 12pm–1pm, £5 Inspiring Yoga All levels. Holistic Health Clinic. 6.15–7.45pm, £7 Tai Chi Chuan Class More info: 07900 193230. All Saints Church Hall, 8pm, £5 Kundalini Yoga For LGBT, Anahata Health Clinic. 7.45pm, £4/5 Latin Dance With Ricardo, Coral Health and Fitness, 8.10–9.10pm, £3.50 (also Fridays 7.30pm) Latin Dance Healthy Vibes, 4.30–5.30pm, £6 or 6 for £30

Vajrasati Yoga All levels, Brighton Buddhist Centre, 1–2.15pm, £6/4 Viniyoga The Acupuncture Clinic, 5.15–6.15pm, £7/30 for 6. Vinyasa Flow Yoga With Tea MacKernan, Brighton Natural Health Centre, 1–1.45pm, £6/5

DIRECTORY The Acupuncture Clinic 143 Portland Road, Hove 01273 722422 Alive 25-27 Castle Street, Brighton 01273 739606 Anahata Health Clinic 119–120 Edward Street, Kemp Town, 01273 239466 Back2Balance 35 Goldstone Villas, Hove, 01273 206868 Bodhi Garden Centre 7 Ship St Gardens, Brighton Richard: 07796 331167 Brighthelm Community Centre North Road, Brighton 01273 821512 Brighton Buddhist Centre 17 Tichborne Street, Brighton 01273 772090 Brighton Ki Centre 12 Queen’s Square, Brighton Barry: 07854 389606 Brighton Natural Health Centre 27 Regent Street Brighton, 01273 600010 Brighton Reiki Centre Viaduct Road, Brighton 07968 982136 Coast Chiropractic 198 Church Road, Hove 01273 321133 Coral Health And Fitness Orchard Road, Hove 01273 731262 Cornerstone Community Centre Church Road, Hove The Dance Station Unit 4, 57 North St, Portslade 01273 506681 Dorothy Stringer Sports Complex Loder Rd, Brighton Info: 07895 066321 Evolution Arts & Health Centre 2 Sillwood Terrace, Brighton, 01273 204204 Fitforall Unit 1, Portland Road Trading Estate, Hove, 01273 415515 Gallus Boxing Gym 21a Melbourne St, Brighton Paul Evans: 07982 692195 Goldstone Business Centre 2 Goldstone Street, Hove www.halinapt.co.uk Healthy Vibes 200 Church Road, Hove, 01273 710709 King Alfred Leisure Centre Kingsway, Hove, 01273 290290 Komaja Centre 21a Upper Market St, Hove Cela: 01273 771472 Patcham Community Centre Ladies Mile Road, Patcham Peacehaven Leisure Centre Greenwich Way, Peacehaven 01273 588858 Revitalise 86 Church Road Hove 01273 738389 Southwick Leisure Centre Old Barn Way, Southwick 01273 238111 St Mary Magdalen Centre 55 Upper North St, Brighton 01273 676992 Wendy Whatling School of Dance Unit 11a, Dyke Road Mews, Brighton Westhill Hall Compton Ave, Seven Dials ZT Fitness Behind Hove Station, Hove, 01273 202226

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Simply the best We laughed, we cried, and some of us made acceptance speeches when we’d had far too much champagne (you know who you are...you were fabulous). The end of Brighton Festival, Fringe and Open Houses was marked with a huge party hosted by Latest at the Parlure Spiegeltent. It was open to everyone who took part in this year’s festival, whether as a performer, creator of a show, venue manager, writer, booker, director, critic, festival worker or member of the audience. The night was compered by Brighton and Hove’s very own comic duo the Cheeky Boys – Brian Mitchell and David Bramwell – who managed to get through the auspicious occasion without dropping a single award. Although he didn't manage to get his hands on his own prize, Dave was recognised for his play Follow Me when Beth Fitzgerald won a joint award for best female performer. Some of the fantastic acts who entertained us during the ceremony included best male performer Tayo Aluko, New York roller-skating comedian Amy G, angel-voiced

Gala Orsborn, upcoming comedian Seann Walsh, Hilde the belly dancer, drag star Trudi Styles, burlesque diva Cherri Shakewell, Banjoman Rob Broderick, who made up a song about our photographer Tim Richardson, Freddie Mercury-alike juggler Carlos, Queen of the Circus, The Angle Grinders and Brighton gypsy folk band The Magic Number. Canapes for the nominees were provided by Brighton’s gourmet Catalan restaurant Pinxto People with Champagne from the brilliant people at the Parlure. Fifteen prizes were awarded which included winners of the Fringe Visual Arts Prize 2008 and the Latest Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Festival. The Cheeky Boys also gave a special prize for their two favourite venues – the Parlure and the Three and Ten. This year again, we’ve seen a plethora of events that included cabaret, classical, comedy, dance and physical theatre, kids, film, literature, music and much much more…from the Parlure Spiegeltent, Artists Open Houses, Fringe City, Komedia and some 220 other venues dotted around the city.

Olly Langsley of The Terrible Infants

Natasha Konivolski & Emma Gatsby

We’d like to finish this festival page with an altered football quote by Bill Shankly: “Some people believe that the Brighton Festival and Fringe is a matter of life and death. I’m very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.“ To the many that organised, sponsored and took part in any way or form... we thank you!

The Cheeky Boys

Winners Best Open House Preparing for Emergencies (the Pengineers!) BRAG at Output Best Comedy Show Aeneas Faversham Forever – The Penny Dreadfuls Best Male Performer Tayo Aluko - Call Mr Robeson Best Female Performer Jet Tattersall – Power Lunch Beth Fitzgerald – Follow Me Best Classical Music Act John Tavener Concert Beth Fitzgerald

Best Music Event Still Black, Still Proud

Outstanding Contribution to the Festival Holly Payton Fringe Visual Arts Prize 2008 Anna Kyriacou – 1st Prize – 2D Winning Piece: A Thin Line Between Love And Hate Fringe Exhibition: ‘Show Below’ @: The Brighton Media Centre James Caldicott – 1st Prize – 3D Winning Piece: Guiavain Fringe Exhibition: ‘Wind Jam’ @ Embassy Court Richard Beacham – Runner-up Winning piece: Happy Hour

Best Children’s Event The Terrible Infants

Fringe Exhibition: ‘Show Below’: The Brighton Media Centre

Best Show The 7 Fingers – Traces Best Literature/Workshop Event The Brighton Moment

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Invention & Innovation Peter Trosztmer for Norman

Best International Act Turning Tricks from the Streets – The Wau Wau Sisters

Star Of The Festival Tom Tom Club

Outstanding: Holly Payton

Best Outdoor Event Fringe Street (as part of Fringe City)


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Jessica Joy Magill and Malcolm Haynes from The Parlure pick up their prize for best venue

Tayo Aluko receives his award from Brian Mitchell

Hilde the belly dancer

Pictures by Tim Richardson

Latest managing editor Bill Smith and Diana Frangi

Trudi Styles (centre) with Brighton Rockettes Laura Nixon and Lauren

Amy G

(l-r) Kate McKenzie (Kate McKenzie Designs), Mike Holland (Cherrywood Investments), Garry Peltzer-Dunn, Mayor of Brighton and Hove, and his daughter Kate Peltzer-Dunn Carlos, Queen of the Circus, takes time out to pose

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Model city Sandra Omo is irritated by the general assumption that models are stupid Earlier this week, I went for a coffee with a new friend of mine from Thailand who was just visiting home again. Halfway through the coffee we got talking about careers. Well, I know what he does and that he lives in Thailand, but he knew absolutely nothing about me, as we never had time to chat, hence the coffee. At the end of my introduction when I mentioned I am a model, I could see the surprise on his face but he waited until I finished before he lashed out. He finds it difficult to believe that I am a model. “How come you are so intelligent,” he asked? He thinks models are non-intelligent people who just sit around and sniff on their nail polish and get paid for doing that. He even justifies his thinking by saying he knows so many models and they all fall into this category and so he is surprised to find out that I am a model after all the intelligent discussions we have had. Can models talk this way? He is amazed. He is back to Thailand now and remains a good friend, but since then I have been thinking about the one issue I would have loved to pretend does not exist. How many people out there think that models are generally stupid? I mean I have heard about this a million times. I have even seen funny movies about this, with my favourite being Head Over Heels, a drama about four professional models living in a huge New York apartment provided by their agency. Although I like this movie, I just cannot help blaming films like this, and old wives’ tales for this wrongly propagated notion that models are non-intelligent people. And lets not forget the fact, or shall I call it trend, that every careerconfused young star you meet these days claim they are models, or once they have photos taken in a studio, that makes them professional models.

“He finds it difficult to believe that I am a model. ‘How come you are so intelligent,’ he asked?” Come on, if we begin to think every one who wears a green camouflage is in the army, wouldn’t the whole world be filled with unqualified army men and women? In fact, I am beginning to have cause to believe that people who think models are non-intelligent people are the non-intelligent ones because, one’s intelligence or lack of it, has absolutely nothing to do with one’s profession: it is who you are. You were either smart or not so smart before you took up a career, so why attribute it to the career? I was who I am before I choose to become a model so now does it matter that I am a model. Or would it have been easier to believe that I am smart because I am a lawyer? What nonsense! On the other hand, things like this just prove that so many people out there have absolutely no idea what it takes to be a model. It takes determination, charm, confidence, and intelligence to be one, and to remain in an industry as competitive as modelling. In a nutshell, models are highly intelligent people with the unbeatable confidence (in themselves and their abilities) that is required to thrive in the industry. So the next time you meet someone who claims to be model but lacks intelligence, the question you should be asking is: “Are you really a model?’

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Bare cheek What’s not on Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

What was that? Can’t remember the name of an obscure film, book, TV show or whatever? Ask Mike Hunter, the man with all the answers Dear Mike, When I was a young lad I remember my two older brothers would often take me to watch a game being played down the local park.This game involved two teams of eleven people kicking a spherical ball within a defined area.The point of the game was to get the spherical ball between these poles or posts, with another post on top of them, which stood in pairs at both ends of the playing region, and were guarded by another player whose job it was to prevent this happening. Now, you’ll probably say ‘rugby’, but it can’t be that as I remember that touching the ball with your

hands was strictly against the rules of this game. Please, please help. I’m a pensioner who lives on his own and is often bored, and I’d love to go and see someone play this game (whatever it is). I’ve tried to quiz family and friends, but they just look blank and hurry away whenever I bring the subject up. Syd Canning, Hove

Drag acts

Fanny Peculiar 5 June, The Harlequin, 10pm, £10 Miss Brandi Alexander 7 June, Bulldog, 9:30pm, £12 Tiffany Bag 8 June, Dr Brighton’s, 10pm, £8 Betty Swallows 10 June, The Entertainer, 10pm, £10 Ciss Titus 12th June, Envy, 10:30pm, £12

Kids Big Financial Systems and Control Manager, Little Financial Systems and Control Manager 6 June, Theatre Royal, 2pm. £15/12 The Return of Arsole the Clown Strung out on smack, and denied access to his family, a desperate Arsole takes several children hostage at gunpoint in this enthralling show. 8 June, Komedia, 11:30am, £10/8 Bafflo the Puppet Eastern European childrens’ theatre sure to leave your kids confused and irritated. 9 June, Joogleberry Playhouse, 2pm, £8/6

Dear Syd, Shame on you! The fine old English game you remember so vividly is, of course, kiss chase. Glad to have been of help. Keep those queries flooding in folks!

MikeX

In & Out

Art

IN

OUT

• Major Morgan

• Pocket Simon

• Havana 3am

• Window tax

• Trapped wind

• Rhetorical questions

• Auntie Beryl

• Next door’s budgie

• Lorenzo’s Oil

• Freejack

Astral Angi ★Finding truth in the stars★

Urban Graffiti Exhibition of street art, featuring artists such as Banksy, Manksy, W*nksy, Big Phil, J’Amoke, Klunk, Dean, and Stimpo, with such works as ‘Your Mum Smells’, ‘Dave Is A Tw*t’ and ‘Dean’. 9 June, Sallis Benney, 7pm. £5/4

Buy the CD Bardsley’s, country music with c-hip s-hop beats at Bardsley’s and Borders NOW!

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ARIES (MAR 21–APR 20)

CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 22)

LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22)

CAPRICORN (DEC 21–JAN 19)

Call me old-fashioned, but now is the time for Ariens to pull in their horns. In every sense, less spending, less aggression and less unnecessary stickiness all round.

The monastic life should have improved all Cancerian lives. If not then maybe try a different tack. Dress as a clown or a nun and direct traffic on the M27.

When push comes to shove, Librans will enjoy a good time for most of the week. Beware however the weekend when you happy mood will irritate friends and create enemies.

Now is a good time to start that diet. It is also a good time to return overdue library books, pay the TV licence, polish all your shoes, vaccinate the cat, spay the dog – and the boyfriend.

TAURUS (APR 21–MAY 21)

LEO (JULY 23–AUG 22)

SCORPIO (OCT 23–NOV 21)

AQUARIUS (JAN 20–FEB 19)

Taureans should be prepared for eventualities this week: rain; famine; lack of cash; lack of mates; the late onset of acne; and a visit from a loved one, family or friend. Buy biscuits.

How good do you feel Leo after all that contrite behaviour? Not at all? I thought not, down on your elbows and knees and walk all the way to Asda as a penance.

Bye bye to ‘Bah humbug’ and ‘Hello Pollyanna’. Now isn’t life a brighter and shinier place filled with love and happiness? What do you mean ‘no’? Oh Scorpio, I give up.

Aquarians should start to prepare for the London Olympics. Not that I expect you to get sporty, not at all. Just be ready for the inevitable massive slump in funding.

GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21)

VIRGO (AUG 23–SEP 22)

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 20)

PISCES (FEB 20–MAR 20)

Well done Geminis for lifting the mood of the place by your smiling, but enough is enough. Pack it in and go back to being miserable old curmudgeons once more.

OCD house is not a form of dance music but a terrible problem for Virgoans. Time to get obsessively impulsive now. And that is an order, not a disorder.

Having suggested that Sagis pretend to be a different star sign to improve their lives I wonder if there are any left in need of my counsel? No, are you sure? Okay, no advice then this week.

Set a sprat to catch a mackerel Pisces, they are in season and delicious. Enjoy the thrill of a good filleting or let Bardsley’s do the slippery stuff for you.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD&DRINK

Class act

memories of Indian Cuisine

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Andrew Kay dines before curtain up at Brasserie in the Park at Chichester Festival Theatre My passion for food is almost equally matched by a love of live theatre. Sadly it’s not that easy to run the two together that often. I regularly find myself snacking before and after a show rather than having a proper meal. This is exacerbated when I travel to see a show, a trip to the West End means I arrive after work just in time to catch curtain up and need to beetle back to Victoria at curtain down if I have any hope of getting back to the seaside at a sensible hour. One of the highlights of the theatrical year is the Chichester Festival season. It attracts brilliant casts and innovative directors – but again I have struggled to dine and combine the show on too many occasions. Now the Brasserie in the Park, which lies below the smaller Minerva Theatre has undergone a much needed transformation. Knowing this we set off a little earlier than usual for a pre-theatre dinner. First impressions were good, the space is light and airy and the combination of coloured tables and chairs is smart but fun, no bland beige at work here. The sloping greenhouse effect windows are filled with an array of cacti and succulents in a range of containers and the effect is good.

‘‘Dining before a show requires skill from the diner and the kitchen. You do not want the odd gastric harmony from a rumbling tummy’’ Dining before a show requires skill on the part of the diner as much as the kitchen. After all, you do not want to be throwing in the odd gastric harmony from a rumbling tummy. The chef has clearly considered this and the menu is suitably satisfying while at the same time being light. We started by ordering sparkling mineral water and two glasses of Viognier, a rich dry white that more than makes up in taste for the fact that we would be having only one. The bread arrived, excellent stuff with a choice of good butter or oil and balsamic vinegar. This was followed by a fire alarm, a fire engine and a bunch of hunks in uniform who pretty quickly declared the emergency over and dinner was able to continue. We wished we had taken our wine with us onto the lawns while we waited. Back inside our starters arrived, Mrs E chose beetroot-cured salmon with a grain mustard emulsion. Very pretty it was too, and she soon declared it perfect. I chose tataki of beef with a plum dipping sauce. Skewers of tender steak with a sweet sauce hit just the right spot for someone craving flavour but not wanting to overeat. Mrs E moved on to a sweet potato gratin, goat’s cheese, roast tomato and chive water dressing. It was clearly the vegetarian choice but she was taken with the idea. It was certainly no second-class meatless sop to the vegetarian demand, but instead a very accomplished balance of flavours and textures in a satisfying plate of food that had her grinning from ear to ear. “I would order this again”, she cried, praise enough for me to grab a taste and she was right: really delicious.

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I was drawn to the oven-roasted sea bream with saffron mash. In reverse order, fabulous creamy mash that was light as a feather and delicately scented with saffron. I like saffron but one stamen too much and it can give the impression that the food has been boiled with a neglected hymn book – musty. This was perfection. The sea bream was equally good, perfectly filleted with no bones, the skin cooked to a tasty crispness and the flesh flaking and moist. The sauce was a zingy addition but not overpowering. It was prettily presented too and surprisingly filling – well, just enough to leave space for puds. I insisted that Mrs E get involved, in the interest of journalism you understand. And after a little protest she ordered apple and almond tart with Calvados custard, not exactly the lightest choice for someone who did not want a dessert. And added to that she saw it off tidily with me only taking a doll-sized taste. I chose pink grapefruit and orange soup with elderflower which sounded deliciously refreshing and light, and it was. I must report however that the soup element was small, more like a salad, and I think they could take the soup idea a little further, by making it a little more liquid. The sorbet was lovely, soft textured with no hidden shards of ice. I finished with a medically required hit of caffeine in the form of a double espresso, as much to keep me awake later on the drive home as anything else. In fact I needed nothing to keep me awake for the excellent production of Funny Girl which filled me with delight. The Brasserie in the Park has got things absolutely right, the right kind of food, in the right-sized portions and I might add at an excellent price. I hesitate to say bargain, as it usually induces a flurry of letters criticising my opinions on the price of food. On this occasion I would say that £20 for three excellent courses and bread was very good value indeed. Worth a visit even if you are not going to the theatre for certain. Brasserie in the Park, Chichester Festival Theatre, Oaklands Park, Chichester, West Sussex, PO19 6AP. Reservations and Enquiries, 01243 782219 between 11am and 10pm.

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RESTAURANTS BRITISH (ORGANIC) CONTEMPORARY Earth and Stars There’s a new chef in place at this eco pub and the menu has had an upgrade to match the organic wine list. You can now enjoy sustainable jumbo pollack and tarragon fish fingers (MSC approved), local Brighton Sausage Co. banger of the week, homemade pizzas using Infinity Foods wholewheat or GF flour (vegan options too). Organic five bean burger, Sunday roasts with eight veg and free range yorkies. 46 Windsor St, Brighton. Tel: 01273 722879

BRITISH AND MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Totally traditional and family-run with all your favourites, but also an excellent blackboard of daily fish specials. They’re open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday and it’s also a great party Terraces Restaurant

venue. There are massive fish platters and good seasonal seafood. Fish can be fried, grilled or poached, plus there are vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, 01273 681256

The Coach House Friendly restaurant bar in the city centre serving an excellent range of hearty home-cooked food, separate evening and lunch menus and always a selection of roasts on Sunday. Great mussels, steaks, soups and a good wine list. In the winter a central open fire roars. In summer, people soak up the late sun on the pretty terrace. The warm atmosphere and good value pricing make this a popular local haunt. 59 Middle Street, Brighton, 01273 719000 www.coachhousebrighton.com

Sevendials Restaurant A smart restaurant in so many ways, excellent food and a sensible variety of menus in chic surroundings. Chef Sam runs a team of food-lovers who deliver time after time, from a simple lunch to a full à la carte dinner. Cooking reflects the seasons rather than fashion and quality is paramount, with great locally caught fish, game in season and desserts tàhat are a delight plus a wine list full of treats without being expensive. Make the most of the terrace when the weather is warm or the private dining room for a treat. 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton, 01273 885555, www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk

Sam’s of Brighton A brand new restaurant on the Kemp Town restaurant scene. Situated in the famous One Paston Place site, Sam’s offers a more relaxed dining experience. The dishes served are classic yet creative, with a focus on seasonal ingredients. Examples are natural smoked haddock and salmon fish pie with a free-range poached egg or chargrilled Scotch rib-eye steak with proper chips, plum tomato and house butter. 1 Paston Place, Brighton, 01273 676222 www.samsofbrighton.co.uk

Terraces Restaurant Terraces Restaurant offers customers a relaxed approach to dining and hospitality. The venue is now licensed for weddings and civil ceremonies. The function suite is available for parties, wedding receptions, corporate events, seasonal parties, formal dinners or product launches, even fashion shows. Whatever the occasion you can be sure of an experience as consistently satisfying as the breathtaking views across Brighton waterfront. Madeira Drive, Brighton, 01273 570526, www.the-terraces.co.uk

CHINESE Gars Restaurant Stunningly refurbished, this old Brighton favourite has attained a new lease of life. An exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar before rising to the upper dining room and enjoy the glamour of it all. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321 www.gars.co.uk

FRENCH The Arrogant Frog Fresh, contemporary design with an authentic Gallic feel. We serve traditional food by French chefs in a relaxed, friendly atmosphere in the restaurant, or in the large, calm, sunny garden. Lunchtime dishes start at £4.50, with a range of lunch and dinner menus. A free bottle of wine comes with the Early Frog special, 5.45–6.45pm. Roast dinners on Sunday lunchtimes. Open for morning teas and coffees. 119 Church Road, Hove, 01273 721 488, www.thearrogantfrog.com

New Steine Bistro Cosy French Bistro with regular art exhibitions, creating the perfect setting for the appreciation of traditional homemade French cuisine either with friends or for a romantic night out. A hidden gem in the heart of Kemp Town, and very reasonable too! Daily evening menu at two courses £10.50, three courses £12.50 weekdays; and two courses £14.50, three courses £16.50 Friday and Saturday (ONLY LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE DAILY). À la carte menu Tuesday to Saturday 6pm to 10pm for last orders. 10-11 New Steine, Brighton, 01273 681546/695415

L’Église L’Église is a traditional French restaurant in Hove offering classic cuisine prepared for contemporary tastes. Offering a fantastic à la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday together with daily specials like coq au vin and côte de bœuf for two. Locally sourced produce include freshly caught fish of the day and an extensive Anglo-French farmhouse cheeseboard. There is also a selection of superb French desserts on offer such as tarte aux pommes and crème brulée. Enjoy our south-facing sun terrace with the Brasserie lunch menu, Tuesday–Sunday, 12–6pm including croque madame, tarte a l’ognion, moules marinières and more… and a delicious French Sunday roast, this is true entente cordiale. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk, info@legliserestaurant.co.uk

GREEK Symposio Greek Taverna In a city with very few Greek eateries it’s great to find somewhere warm and inviting to indulge in some Greek food. From magnificent mezze to classic grilled meats, Symposio has a great taverna atmosphere and the lively style of the venue adds a great ambience to what can be a terrific party venue. Also fabulous for a romantic dinner, family outing or business meal. The moussaka is a must and also the deep red wine-soaked sausages and crisp calamari. 121 Western Road, Hove, 01273 779474 www.ipanemarestaurants.com

Meze Meze An authentic Greek restaurant serving traditional and modern specialities, including the ever popular meze. All achieved by using ingredients from a London importer and local fresh meat, fish and vegetables, lovingly prepared by Greek chef Kostas. An extensive wine list and fabulous ambience adds to the whole Greek experience. 168 -170 South Street, Lancing BN15 8AU 01903 765333

ITALIAN Donatello The flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish and spotless surroundings. It is popular with locals in the week but at the weekend it draws an audience from London. There are brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo Supposedly the budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hardpressed to see why. Once again, quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, Fat Leo has trendy interiors, including the toilets, and a menu utterly affordable with the signature setprice boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, any three courses £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton, 01273 325135

SPANISH La Tapa De Oro This large upper room is home to great and authentic Spanish cooking. Tapas has been trendy for years but here the emphasis is on real Iberian food. Favourites include sweet slices of octopus on boiled potato slices dressed with olive oil, lovely ensalad russe and great jamon serrano. Informal and friendly, this is a great place for a romantic dinner, family outing, business meal or party. 123 Western Road, Hove, 01273 779474 www.ipanemarestaurants.com

Santiago Restaurant Nestled between the two piers, Santiago Restaurant offers quality food and friendly service in this fantastic location on Brighton beach. Occupying former fishermans arches and boasting three of the historic,original arched windows, our first floor indoor restaurant gives a cosy and intimate dining experience. Now serving our exciting new menu of modern european dishes with a hispanic influence and delicious home made desserts. On sunny days enjoy watching the world go by

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LATESTHOTLIST whilst dining on our sun terrace overlooking the beach or in the evening come and relax in our indoor restaurant where every table has a sea view. 143-144 Kings Road Arches, Brighton Beach 01273 710031 www.santiagorestaurant.biz

THAI Chokdee This premium take-away next to Hove Station offers fantastic quality Thai food – to your door if you use the free local homedelivery service – or to take away if you are passing. You can eat in too, in the stylish dining area. Counter service does away with additional service charges, so you can enjoy Thai food as often as you like without the fuss. At Chokdee it’s the food that’s the thing. 98 Goldstone Villas, Hove, 01273 720370 www.chokdeethai.co.uk

Sawadee The Thai restaurant that people love for parties and celebrations because they always give the best of times. And why not; this well-priced restaurant pleases repeatedly with dishes we have all grown to love, and new ones too. We were impressed by the use of authentic ingredients, such as pea aubergines where others use peas. Lots of fish dishes too with bass and pomfret and a great sliced beef salad. 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

VEGETARIAN Revitalise (formerly Planet Janet) This popular and stylish Hove café restaurant

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See more at latest7.co.uk offers delicious healthy hot and cold food in combination with being an excellent centre for therapies, treatments and classes. Healthy breakfasts, chunky sandwiches, soups, main meals, jacket potatoes and salads form the core of the menu. Freshly pressed fruit and vegetable juices in delicious revitalising combos, delicious fair-trade teas and coffee, vegan and gluten-free options. The only 100 per cent freshly pressed juice bar in Hove open seven days a week, families welcome. You can eat for less than a fiver! 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389 www.revitalise-u.com

COFFEE SHOPS Spinelli Coffee Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with great-tasting, highquality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries. A place where customers are attended to by a dedicated team of the very best baristas, whose driving motivation is to provide the ultimate ‘coffee experience’. Beautiful oak, sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views. Everyone can find a place to sit and sip, get wrapped up in a good book, take advantage of the free WiFi or just relax. Spinelli Coffee is located in the heart of Kemp Town village, just off the corner of St George’s Road and College Road. Mon–Sat 7:30am–7:00pm Sun 8:30am–5:00pm Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819

Moksha Caffe Brighton Moksha is Brighton’s ultimate independent coffee shop, with great coffee made by our highly trained Baristas. We also have

Sevendials Restaurant a fantastic range of fresh fruit smoothies, sandwiches, quiches and cakes all freshly made in store. Favourites include chocolate brownies, battenburg cake, pistachio & orange biscotti (Gluten free) and spinach & sun dried tomato quiche with salad. Moksha is definitely not your usual high-street café. Its spacious interior is decorated with the work of local artists and photographers and the specially placed lighting offers an ambience not found elsewhere. Moksha has easy access for disabled customers, is child friendly and with free Wi-Fi, its a must for anyone who wants the best that Brighton has to offer. Located opposite St Peter’s Church only a five minute walk from Brighton Station. Moksha Caffe, 4-5 York Place, Brighton , 01273 248890 www.mokshacaffe.com

BARS Koba Bar and Club Koba hosts a happy hour in the front bar between 5pm and 7pm all week. With 3 bars over 3 floors and a dedicated team of mixologists, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has been nominated in the top ten bars/clubs in the UK by The Independent. Good beers, a sensible wine list, and of course, champagne for special occasions (or just for the love of it). The perfect venue for a private party or an atmospheric night out. To book your private party, reserve your guest list or to run through some ideas please contact us. Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, 01273 720 059. www.kobauk.com


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latest listings Your weekly guide to what’s on

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Under review Here’s our round up of recent local shows, plus there’s oodles of reviews online at www.latest7.co.uk Gore Vidal Featuring the grand old man of American letters, Gore Vidal in Conversation with Andrew Marr was the Festival must-have ticket. And he did not disappoint with 90 minutes of barbed wit, bitter accusations and condemnations of almost all things American. This he peppered with witty anecdotes and bitchery. Marr coped well with the truth that Vidal was not really answering his questions to start with and he did much the same with questions from the floor, “How has gay culture changed since your novel The City and the Pillar?’’ “I don’t know, I haven’t looked,” he replied. His overall theme is the loss of the American Republic, the stupidity of almost every American president ever – in fact the stupidity of all America. Sad really that this undoubted genius only ever found time to comment on this and not do anything about it. Concert Hall, Dome, 22 May ✌✌✌✌✌ Andrew Kay

Call Mr Robeson Before Barack Obama there was Martin Luther King, and before King there was Paul Robeson. The forerunner of, let's hope, the next American president was at the same time one of the most famous singers in the world and the champion of the civil rights movement. Tayo Aluko’s portrayal of Robeson is spot on. In about an

hour you learn everything about Robeson, but this is no dry history lesson rather a thrilling, moving and marvellously entertaining musical drama. Aluko’s singing of Robeson songs like Ol’ Man River and Steal Away is totally soulful and convincing – just like this show! Joogleberry Playhouse, 15 May ✌✌✌✌✌ Bill Smith

Coco Peru (New York) Miss Coco Peru has come to Brighton and she likes it. One of the East Coast’s foremost drag artistes has arrived to tell her life story and sing her soundtrack. In parts funny, in others melancholic, Miss Coco skillfully intertwined tales of growing up in New York as ‘the boy-girl who lives in the pink house – they were right, it was pink’, to exploring our own Pavilion and the wonders of the gift shop. In keeping each tale so true and close to home she was telling the story who had ever felt different or excluded, and as such kept her audience close and full of affection for their bittersweet spokesperson. Komedia 18 May ✌✌✌✌ Victoria Nangle

Daughters of Albion In an odd juxtaposition, Girls Aloud played the Brighton Centre while we watched some of the most brilliant female songstresses the country has to offer and a band to match. Kathryn Williams acted as

host and sang like a Scouse angel, dueting with Neill MacColl. Norma Waterson proved once more that her voice is beyond compare, her range of styles unlimited. Lisa Knapp seemed reedy at the start but her tones warmed as the night went on. June Tabor has a monumental voice and totally compelling delivery, she also has an infectious intensity balanced with humour. Lou Rhodes showed her power and commanded the stage like the star she is becoming. Bishi’s combination of Indian tonality and instrumentation combined with ear-cupping folk traditions had people clamouring to buy her CD after the show. An evening of musical genius. Brighton Dome, 13 May ✌✌✌✌✌ Andrew Kay

Shakespeare á la Carte In this unlikely setting, three actors drawn from the National Theatre and Royal Shakespeare Company performed bite-sized quotes, passages and scenes from the bard’s oeuvre. With a menu at the table, ‘customers’ were able to order coffee, soft drinks and pastries along with their morsels of Shakespeare. Dressed as waiters, and utilising the whole venue, the actors were able to mix up the deep tragedy and surreal comic elements of Shakespeare, entertaining a family-friendly crowd. Whether a Shakespearean scholar or a newcomer, this served as a brilliantly realised reminder of the depth and scope of our greatest ever playwright. Pizza Express, 11 May ✌✌✌✌✌

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32 Comedy Falling for the right side of the stage

32 Books Local author Lesley Thomson reviewed

33 Music Gamarjobat – The Western As reliable as ever, this mixture of mime, clowning and storytelling from the Japanese double act was excellent. With the first section of the show comprising their usual warm ups to get the audience going, involving audience participation no one had a problem with, this good-humoured, highly creative and entertaining double act had us in the palms of their trick-filled hands. The second section of the show told a tale amalgamated from a number of Clint Eastwood classics: of love, betrayal and family; with a classic aside in tin can shooting and a makeshift fishing line. Not to be missed or taken for granted, standards have remained as unbelievably high as ever. Fantastic. Komedia, 18 May

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38 Gay All the listings, news and Will Tells

42 Television Dani can’t wait for Summer Heights plus 7 days of listings

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THEATRE, DANCE & OPERA

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STAGELISTINGS From Tuesday 3 June to Monday 30 June BARN THEATRE 01273 597094 www.southwickplayers.org.uk Southwick Players Present ‘Variety Show’ Talented entertainers of all ages will gather together to perform a fun-packed show that includes comedy, dance, music and more. • Fri 20-Sat 21 June, 7.30pm plus 2pm Sat mat, £9/£8

BRIGHTON DOME 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Louder Than Words – A Music Theatre Showcase Presented by Northbrook FDA students. • Fri 6-Sat 7 June, 8pm Fri and 3pm and 8pm Sat, £8/5 Sing-a-Long-a-Sandwich Lunchtime entertainment for adults. • Tue 10 June (also 17/24 June, 1/8/15 July). 12.30pm-1.30pm, £30 for 6 BandBazi – A Place For Us Circus theatre company BandBazi present an evening of performance, poetry, music and discussion to mark the launch of Refugee Week 2008. • Sun 15 June, 7.30pm, £7/3 National Theatre New Connections Over four nights, eight schools and youth theatres from across the South East will be performing some of the finest new work for young people, including special commissions. • Mon 23 June-Thu 26 June, 7pm, £7/6

BRIGHTON LITTLE THEATRE 01273 777748 www.the-little.co.uk The Alchemist The story of a clever servant who compiles a scheme to make money and amuse himself. • Tue 24-Sat 28 June, please call for show times and prices.

Lady of Burma Inspirational true story of Burmese leader Aung San Suu Kyi. A powerful show that’s an unmissable hymn to the power of the human spirit in the quest for freedom. • Thu 12 June, 7.45pm, £13/11 St Nicholas A funny, chilling and supernatural tale of vampires and theatre critics. which subsequently finds the protagonist caught up in a coven of modern day vampires in London. Suitable for ages 16 and over. • Fri 13-Sat 14 June, 7.45pm, £13/11 Private Lives Wealthy socialites Amanda and Elyot have divorced and remarried new spouses, but they meet by chance on their respective honeymoons only to find the passion that engulfed their relationship is reignited • Wed 18-Sat 28 June, 7.45pm, Wed and Sat mat 2.30pm, no performances Sun and Mon, no mat 18 June, £13.50–£18

HAMPDEN PARK COMMUNITY CENTRE Hampden Park, Eastbourne 01323 722895 An Inspector Calls The Uptown Players present J B Priestley’s popular story set in 1910, following the Birling family as they modestly celebrate the engagement of their daughter to Gerald (son of a business rival). • Sat 7 June, 2.30pm and 7pm, £6

JOOGLEBERRY PLAYHOUSE 01273 687171 www.joogleberry.com Miss Julie The Elena Knight Acting Studio will present a newly adapted version of this popular play, exploring the eternal triangle that emerges from this encounter and the class divisions that existed in 1920s England. • Sat 7 June, 3pm and 6.30pm, £5–£9

THEATRE ROYAL 08700 606650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal The Sleeping Beauty on Ice The Imperial Ice Stars present Sleeping Beauty, set to the enchanting music of Tchaikovsky. • Tue 3-Sat 7 June, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm Wed, Thu and Sat, £19–£30.50 Sleuth One of the greatest ever stage thrillers – the tale of a young man who arrives at the home of a famous mystery writer only to be drawn into a tangled web of intrigue and gamesmanship. • Mon 9-Sat 14 June, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm Thu and Sat, £15–£26 Quarternaine’s Terms The colourful betrayal of bumbling teacher St. John Quartermaine and his colleagues at the struggling CullLoomis English Language School in Cambridge in the early 1960s. Starring Nathaniel Parker. • Mon 16-Sat 21 June, 7.45pm plus 2.30pm Thu and Sat, £16–£26 Phoenix Dance Theatre Inspiring contemporary dance with a formidable group of dancers hand-picked from around the world. • Fri 27 and Sun 28 June, 7.30pm, £11–£21

WORTHING: ASSEMBLY HALL 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Worthing Philharmonic Orchestra – Concert for a Summer’s Evening Includes Schubert’s Overture ‘Rosamunde’, Mendelssohn’s Overture ‘The Hebrides’ and Schumann’s Symphony No.3 ‘Rhenish’. • Sun 8 June, 7.30pm, £8–£15 The Mighty Wurlitzer Theatre Organ Sussex Theatre Organ Trust presents The Mighty Wurlitzer Theatre Organ with Nicholas Martin. • Sun 22 June, 3pm, £8–£12

WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Daisy Pulls it Off Affectionate, keenly observed parody of life in an English girl’s

boarding school. The plucky heroine Daisy Meredith, an elementary school girl, is forced to overcome snobbish prejudice from both staff and pupils. • Tue 10-Sat 14 June, 7.30pm, also 2pm Wed and 2.30pm Sat, from £13 Marc Sinden Productions presents an Evening with Sir Donald Sinden Sir Donald discusses his long career in an intimate and hysterically funny evening. • Sat 21 June, 7.30pm, £18.50 London Assurance Romantic comedy about Sir Harcourt Courtly, who believes himself to be a fine catch for the ingénue heiress Grace, niece of his good friend Max Harkaway. But Grace has fallen for his son... • Wed 25-Sat 28 June, 7.30pm plus Sat mat at 2.30pm, £15–£20

WORTHING: PAVILION THEATRE 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk How to Get Almost Anyone You Want to Sleep with You Life-changing show revealing all you ever needed to know about the secrets of being sexy. Combining comedy and self help, get the inside scoop on what the other sex is thinking. •Thu 5 June, 7.45pm, £14.50/12.50 Rembering Frankie Laine Jeff Hooper and Bill Ashton with the National Youth Jazz Orchestra celebrate the music of the late, great Frankie Laine. Includes all of his best loved hits including ‘Mule Train’, ‘Jezebel’, ‘That’s My Desire’ and ‘Rawhide’. Sun 29 June, 7.45pm, £17.50/£16 All You Need is Love Beatlemania is Back! A fab stage show that takes you back to the swingin’ 60s, where peace, love and flower power ruled the day. •Mon 30 June-Wed 2 July, 7.45pm, £22/£19.50 Flamenco Express Contemporary flamenco – powerful, vibrant and complex with emphasis very much on the rhythm, clapping and footwork. •Sun 22 June, 7.45pm, £16/£14.50

NEW VENTURE THEATRE CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Funny Girl Fearless ugly duckling Fanny Brice sets out against the world. • Tue 3-14 June. Various times and prices – please check with venue or online. The Cherry Orchard A mum returns to the country estate where her son drowned. • Tue 3-Sat 7 June, 7.30pm, plus 2pm Thu 5 and Sat 7 June. Please contact venue for prices. Meredith Willson’s The Music Man American musical classic. Its effervescent score includes 'Trouble', 'Till There Was You' and the riproaring 'Seventy-six Trombones.' • Mon 23-Mon 30 June, please call for show times and prices. Six Characters in search of an Author Premiered in Rome in 1921, Luigi Pirandello’s innovative and probing drama blurs the border between fiction and life, between the stage and the world outside. Now updated for the twenty-first century. • Fri 27-Mon 30 June, please call for show times and prices.

01273 746118 www.newventure.org.uk The Anniversary Moving black comedy set in the 1960s by Bill Macllwraith – mum’s the matriarch whose possessiveness is a killer; like the devil, mum has undeniable charm. The family come together to celebrate mum’s wedding anniversary – despite dad no longer being with them… • Sat 21-Sat 28 June, please call for show times and prices.

EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Deadly Game UK premiere by David Foley – an enthralling thriller about a successful woman who has a secret that threatens her charmed life. With bluffs and double bluffs, be sure to stay one step ahead of the game. • Tue 3-Sat 7 June, 7.45pm, plus Wed and Sat mat 2.30pm, £13.50–£18 The Quiz Highly-acclaimed one-man show performed by David Bradley. Gearing up for the ultimate performance, what do you do when you’ve had a few too many sherries and your stage manager is missing? • Mon 9-Wed 11 June, 7.45pm, Wed mat 2.30pm, £13/11 26 latest 7

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Sugared Almond Pop rebel Marc Almond talks to Andrew Kay about his career, his accident and his fans as he prepares for a show at Bexhill’s De la Warr Pavilion It’s good to see you on the road again. It’s sort of an ongoing tour. It started last year and its going on bit by bit because I find it hard to do 30 dates in a row these days. Marc Almond admitting to getting old is it? No, no – well it could be. Since the accident it’s hard for me to do a lot of shows in a run. Did the accident change you creatively? It made me look at my life in a different way, it made me realise what I am good at, made me look at things in a more positive and realistic way. My cup used to be half empty and now it’s half full. I was very pessimistic about everything, negative all the time. Now I try to see the positive side. I’m lucky to be able to get back on stage and make records again. Since the accident I have been re-evaluated and there is a new interest in my work. Maybe it’s because I am 50 and been making music for 27 years, that’s a lot of records. You have had a long and consistent career, in the public eye since the first hit in 1981. Consistently inconsistent, up and down. I have made records that have captured the public and ones that have pleased me more than anyone else. But I’ve been lucky to have a core of fans that have been aware of me throughout the journey. It’s nice to have two sides to an audience. In the shows I try to do a cross section of those different sides of my music. Difficult within two hours. Lots gets left out that I would like to keep in, but that would be self-indulgent. Why have you chosen Bexhill? I like to choose places that have nice venues, The De La Warr Pavilion is beautiful, that’s important to me. I despair when I end up in some boring rock venue. I am inspired by playing nice places. Since the accident and my 50th birthday I decided that with the final days of my life, however long that is, I want to do what I want to do and play places that I want to play, just do what makes me happy and I hope that makes my fans happy as well. Word is that you did not want to play Brighton but you have since announced that you will be playing the Jools Holland Christmas gig at The Brighton Centre. Oh yes, it’s not that I don’t want to play Brighton, I did it with Soft Cell a few years ago. I will play anywhere if it’s an interesting place, if I like the venue. I am touring with Jools a lot this year and it gets me to an audience that might not know me. It’s a big band and I get a chance to do songs with that big band feel. Tainted Love sounds great as a big band song. It’s a great experience being on stage with Jools, it pushes me as an artist. You have always had a strong visual presence, does that come from your art school background? Yes, two years in Southport and three at Leeds fine art department – in my final year Soft Cell were formed. I was never good at painting or sculpture but I put my energy into performance art. Some were pretty bizarre, the poly had a reputation for the bizarre. Some of it was a desperate cry for attention. It was also about how you could shock people – and learning how to stop doing that. Do you still enjoy shocking people? No I don’t, at my age it would be a bit tragic. Even in Soft Cell I never intended to shock people, I was on Top of The Pops and a few people rang in and said I was a corrupter of Britain’s youth, I got complaints but I was just being me. I never set out to be offensive. But once I tapped into that I did kind of use it. Are you planning to carry on performing? They’ll have to drag me off stage with a winch. Are you becoming the Cliff Richard of the dark side? He’s not doing so badly is he? He’s pretty good, if I can be the dark side of Cliff I will be doing okay. There’s a duet just begging to be recorded isn’t there? What would you do? You know I would kind of love to, that would be fantastic. But I don’t know what, I can’t think of that off-the-cuff but it is an interesting

prospect, me and Cliff. I just love being on stage and making records. It’s the only thing that I know how to do well and I can’t imagine my life without it. After the accident I forced myself back onto stage and into the studio long before I was well. I was recovering still when I started working. It was difficult and stressful for me but that’s what I had to do, to push myself and get out there. I’m lucky that I have been able to do that and since, I am better, more focused in my singing and my performing, giving it more energy. Is Marc Almond 2008 in a happy place? Yes I’m in a good place, looking forward to doing an album this year, probably my last album of totally original songs, self written. That’s the way I feel at the moment, I enjoy singing songs by other writers more, I have felt throughout my career, since Marc and the Mambas, covering Scott Walker and Jacques Brel, these are the songs that I do best and its what I want to do more of now. Big torch songs, chansons, sometime I do concerts that appeal to a more hardcore Marc Almond fan who knows my work more intimately. They like that more, the intimate shows. Do you look at the audience and think my god they have grown old with me? Yes it’s nice to see familiar faces but I see younger people discovering me for the first time. Maybe they like bands that were influenced by 80s music, 80s revivals, I try to stay away from those. I had great time back then but I don’t want to keep going back there or live in it. I like to be moving forward. But yes young people are still coming to see me, teenagers and of course my older fans. Do they bring along their kids? Yes, that’s great for me, I love to see that cross section. I enjoy doing all the songs, the pop crossover stuff, the chansons and more obscure stuff too. Your autobiography was well received, is there another volume in you? Well I have done two books, Tainted Life and In Search Of The Pleasure Palace, I don’t know, maybe at some point I would like to cover the last few years and the accident. I am too busy living my life at the moment. People write books at 19 now, too soon, all they have done is a reality TV show. I think you need to have lived life and experienced it to share that with people. We would rather see you live on stage than in the jungle trying to escape. I can’t see myself doing that, but never say never, I might have a giant tax bill, that would be a last option. I don’t think I could stand that scrutiny, people seeing the worst side of you. But you have coped with your life being scrutinised for a very long time. I think as the years have gone on the me on stage and the private me are very different. You do become a character and you don’t want to let people down, their expectations but there is a side of me that is very private. I am accessible off stage, I will chat but I can be very shy, I lead a normal life and keep myself to myself. I have very few music, show business or celebrity friends. I have a small circle of friends and lead a quiet life – until I get on stage or promote a record. What shape will the Bexhill show take? I may start with a small acoustic set and build up to the nine piece band. I change the set around all the time, I like to do that and I like to play a wide range of songs from my career. I am really looking forward to that, it will be a great night. Marc Almond appears live at The De la Warr Pavilion, Bexhill on Sea, Saturday 7 June 7.30pm 01424 229111 www.dlwp.com latest 7 27


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FILM 1himself. Following the recent death of his own daughter www.odeon.co.uk

0871 224 4007 Tuesday 3

Thursday 5

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 12.00, 12.35, 1.15, 2.00, 3.00, 3.30, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 6.30, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 3.00 LA VIE EN ROSE (12A) 8.45 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 12.00, 12.45, 2.00, 3.00, 4.00, 5.15, 6.15, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 12.30, 5.45

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 12.00, 12.35, 1.15, 2.00, 3.00, 3.30, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 6.30, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 3.00, 8.45 LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA (15) 10.30 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 12.00, 12.45, 2.00, 3.00, 4.00, 5.15, 6.15, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 12.30, 5.45

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Films showing Friday 6–Monday 9

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 12.00, 12.35, 1.15, 2.00, 3.00, 3.30, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 6.30, 7.15, 8.00, 9.00, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 3.00, 8.45 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 12.00, 12.45, 2.00, 3.00, 4.00, 5.15, 6.15, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 12.30, 5.45

HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY (18) INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) IRON MAN (12A) SEX AND THE CITY (15) WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A)

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JULES ET JIM (PG) 4.00, 9.00 WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? (12A) 1.30, 6.30

LET’S GET LOST (15) 1.30, 6.30 MONGOL: THE RISE TO POWER OF GENGHIS KHAN (15) 4.00, 9.00

Wednesday 4

THE WATER HORSE(PG)11.00

JULES ET JIM (PG) 4.00, 9.00 WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? (12A) 11.00, 1.30, 6.30

Sunday 8

Thursday 5 JULES ET JIM (PG) 4.00, 9.00 WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? (12A) 1.30, 6.30

Friday 6 LET’S GET LOST (15) 1.30, 6.30 MONGOL: THE RISE TO POWER OF GENGHIS KHAN (15) 4.00, 9.00 WITHNAIL AND I (15) 11.30

LET’S GET LOST (15) 1.30, 6.30 MONGOL: THE RISE TO POWER OF GENGHIS KHAN (15) 4.00, 9.00

Let’s Get Lost (15) Director: Bruce Weber Originally released in 1988 this fascinating documentary details the life of jazz trumpeter and drug addict Chet Baker with an unnerving candour. With a series of interviews with friends, family, associates and lovers, interspersed with film from Baker’s earlier life and some key modern-day

performances. Where recent bigscreen musical biopics such as Walk The Line and Ray have delivered sentiment where there should have been steel Let’s Get Lost never flinches or recoils from its subject or the music. This is cinema at its most immediate. Showing at Duke of York’s Craig Driver

Monday 9 LET’S GET LOST (15) 1.30, 6.30 MONGOL: THE RISE TO POWER OF GENGHIS KHAN (15) 4.00, 9.00

from the amorous Uncle Monty, their friendship is tested to the limit. Iconic, but thankfully still funny, this is good but not quite as madcap as Grant and Robinson’s other collaboration How To Get Ahead In Advertising. Showing at Duke of York’s

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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 11.30, 12.30, 1.30, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.30, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 11.50, 2.50, 5.50, 8.50 RESCUE DAWN (12A) 11.00 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 11.20, 1.00, 1.45, 2.40, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.20 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 1.25, 4.00, 6.40, 9.10

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 11.30, 12.30, 1.30, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.30, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 11.50, 2.50, 5.50, 8.50 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 11.20, 1.00, 1.45, 2.40, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.20 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 1.25, 4.00, 6.40, 9.10

Wednesday 4

GONE BABY, GONE (15) HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY (18) INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) IRON MAN (12A) PROM NIGHT (15) SEX AND THE CITY (15) SUPERHERO MOVIE (12A) WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A)

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 11.30, 12.30, 1.30, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30, 5.30, 6.30, 7.30, 8.30, 9.30 IRON MAN (12A) 11.50, 2.50, 5.50, 8.50 SEX AND THE CITY (15) 11.20, 1.00, 1.45, 2.40, 4.15, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.15, 9.20 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS (12A) 1.25, 4.00, 6.40, 9.10

Films showing Friday 6–Monday 9

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La Vie En Rose (12A)

Dir: Olivier Dahan A rather melodramatic look at the life of the Little Sparrow this won Marion Cotillard the Best Actress award at the recent Oscars. The film tells the story of Edith Piaf and her often turbulent life. With an alcoholic mother and circus-performer father, Piaf’s was a life lived in turmoil. The film follows Piaf as she is discovered and transported to international acclaim, but revels mainly in the heartache she carried with her throughout her career. Thankfully, the music remains the true star throughout. Showing at Odeon

Mongol: The Rise To Power Of Genghis Khan (15)

Dir: Sergei Bodrov This Oscar-nominated picture sees Khan hit the big screen. The story recounts the early life of the leader who was a slave before going on to conquer half the world including Russia in the late 12th Century. In a performance full of power and subtlety Tadanobu Asano (Zatoichi,

Withnail And I (15)

WORTHING CINEMA 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Tues 3-Thurs June

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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (12A) 2.00 (thurs), 5.00, 8.00

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (15) 2.00

Sat 7 June THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES (PG) 10.15

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Dir: Bruce Robinson It’s London in the 60s, and two downon-their-luck actors – played by Richard E Grant and Paul McGann – find solace in many a drink along with a host of other chemical substances. Seeking respite from boredom they travel north to Withnail’s uncle’s stone cottage. Faced with no modern conveniences and a surprise visit

Last Life In The Universe) plays Khan with unnerving determination. With shades of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon this is a picturesque affair with epic action but sadly riddled with a series of tired clichés. Showing at Duke of York’s Craig Driver


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FILM How has it been to play a role model for single women when you’re married? I don’t know if it’s that or that it’s the relationship between the women that has been so important for single women. It’s a story about friendship. Do you have strong friendships? Yeah, I do. Most of my friends have been my friends for 15, 20 years, some 30 years. My friends are everything to me and I hope I’m the kind of friend to them that they are to me. The show had a large gay following. Were you aware of that early on? To me, because I’m from a metropolitan city I always think that the gay community is part of culture. It became clear to us early on that they were a committed audience.

Sex in the movies Sarah Jessica Parker talks to Latest 7 about fashion, friendship and strangers’ sex lives, oh and the cinematic return of Sex and the City First of all let’s do the fashion? The dress is Versace and the jacket is Halston. Kirsten Davis said people regard you as a sex therapist and approach you saying, “Well, this is what happened to me…” Well, I wish that were true. It’s not? No, not really. When the show first aired people would be very frank and candid and just tell me very intimate details of their lives. Really men and women, honestly. But people have now weaned themselves of that need. How did you react when a complete stranger pours their heart out? I’m the least candid and forthright person so that conversation is very surprising.

How did you move SATC on? How do you make it pertinent? In terms of Carrie’s life, much more is at stake. There’s a lot more time invested in her relationship with Big (Chris Noth), her friendships, her career and the destination point in life. Everything has more value, as you get older. It’s less about what is a hot club.

How aware were you that people saw you as a fashion icon? Patricia Field’s (designer) work on the show was as important as the storytelling. She’s very good at telling a story with fashion. She has a great sense of fashion historically… So did you learn anything from her? Yes, everything. No rules. All rules should be thrown out the window. The hits are enormous and the misses comical. Did you ever say no to her? I’ve never said no to Pat.. I will stay in a fitting for 13 hours. I will try on everything even if something looks absurd. I’ve learned an enormous amount from her. This idea that I’m some fashion icon is, in large part, due to Pat.

But will it retain shock value? I think that’s for whoever’s spending their hardearned money to say what is shocking.

Do you have a shoe fetish as Carrie does? [She laughs.] I don’t. I don’t! I’m sorry.

Did you ever fear Carrie was as superficial? I think there’s obviously a lot of sustenance to Carrie and I realise that a great part of her loves fashion and has a great relationship with clothes, but it’s not the sum of who she is.

What can you tell us about Carrie’s journey in the movie? The movie is so packed. Something major happens that changes who she is She’s a new person in a lot of ways, because she finds herself at the crucible for the first time.

Also showing… A quick look at this week’s releases Brokeback Mountain (15) Dir: Ang Lee What with Heath Ledger’s final roles (in Batman Begins sequel The Dark Knight and Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnass) coming up, it’s an ideal time to see what may be remembered as his greatest performance. Acclaimed as a modern classic, this tragic tale of love and lust between two male cattleherds is all the more poignant with Ledger’s early demise. Showing at Duke of York’s

supernatural element and this time round the Soviets are the baddies, as opposed to the traditional Nazis. Joining the star-studded franchise for this jaunt are Transformers hot property Shia LaBoeuf as Indy’s rebellious sidekick, Ray Winstone as a rival adventurer, Cate Blanchett as the bob-wearing Russian villain and small roles for Brit thesps John Hurt and Jim Broadbent. Early reviews are mixed, so the jury’s out whether pensioner Ford can still cut it as The Man in the Hat. Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Worthing

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (PG) Dir: Steven Spielberg This has been a long time coming, but after nearly two decades, the long-rumoured, semimythologised fourth Indy movie is here! The bulk of the creative team responsible for the original classic trilogy are back on board, including Steven Spielberg directing, George Lucas producing, Harrison Ford starring and even Karen Allen returning as Indy’s love interest, Marion Ravenwood. The plot’s been kept pretty secret, though at time of going to press, we do know there’s a strong

Iron Man (12A) Dir: Jon Favreau Iron Man is one of the less likeable superheroes. Let’s face it: an arrogant, billionaire weapons developer was never going to be as charming as geeky kid Peter Parker. Still, it’s exactly this anti-hero appeal that makes Iron Man a fascinating choice for a blockbuster. Adding to the ‘interesting’ factor is edgy thesp Robert Downey Jr playing the billionaire in question, Tony Stark, and Swingers/Friends star turned rom-com director Jon Favreau helming the production. Downey Jr’s businessman is nearly offed in Afghanistan

by his rival. Forced to use his scientific genius to both stay alive and escape from his captors, he creates a metal suit of electronic armour and Iron Man is born. Co-starring Jeff Bridges and Gwyneth Paltrow. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon Sex and the City (15) Dir: Michael Patrick King That rarest of summer beasts, the true chickflick blockbuster, swoops in as Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda’s longawaited big screen debut hits the UK. Gossip magazines and the tabloids have been Iron Man

salivating at the prospect of more tales from the city, and this outing picks up where the series ended, with Carrie engaged to her Mr Big. Needless to say there’ll be complications galore on the way to Carrie’s big day, as Samantha gets ready to eat every man in the congregation. Expect everything from the series, plus all the best summer fashions as Sarah Jessica Parker and co square up to the likes of Indy, Iron Man and The Caped Crusader for one hell of a brawl. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? (12A) Dir: Morgan Spurlock The slightly tongue in cheek documentary maker behind the junk food expose Super Size Me returns with this attempt at finding the world’s most wanted man. With no military training, Spurlock decides it’s time he stepped in where the world’s top agencies have failed and heads off to the Middle East. However unlikely Spurlock is to actually track Bin Laden down, as with all the best stories, the end result doesn’t count as much as the journey there. Presented with Spurlock’s likeable mix of ballsy lack of self-preservation and deadpan humour, this should be another enjoyable stab at popularizing politics. Showing at Duke of York’s Nick Aldwinckle

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Wishing well Zara Friend finds out about a fundraising event at Goodwood, in aid of Winston’s Wish charity Winston’s Wish, the charity for bereaved children, are holding two key fundraising events this summer in the hope it will help it meet an unprecedented demand for it services in the region. Winston’s Wish helps bereaved children nationwide through its unique helpline. Additionally, in West Sussex it operates a bespoke service offering oneto-one support with young people affected by death in the family. “Children need a great deal of help and support to aid their understanding of what has happened and help them move forward and grow into resilient adults,” explains Clare Scherer, who runs the county’s operation. “Fundraising events are vital to ensure we can maintain services and, in fact, we need to expand still further to meet a growing demand across West Sussex where our service is free.” Therefore, Winston’s Wish is staging a massive day out for the family at the world-famous Goodwood motor racing circuit on Sunday 8 June, followed by a summer ball in Arundel in August. It is hoped people will come along to the event with friends and family for a great day out. “Bring the family, friends, neighbours and colleagues,” says Antonia Stringer from Winston’s Wish. “Or even come on your own and have some fun in the sun and help raise vital funds for kids.” The fun starts at 10am on Sunday 8 June at Goodwood. There will be a bouncy castle, fun stalls, a big balloon race, and delicious refreshments – or enjoy a picnic on the beautiful lawns. “One of the attractions is that families can bring their bikes and cycle round the circuit, or just take it easy and enjoy the many other great attractions laid on for the day,” explains Antonia. “We are expecting groups to enter and compete among themselves, while families may just enjoy the circuit, following in the path of racing legends.” Then in August, the slightly more prestigious, yet just as enjoyable, Black Tie and Diamond Ball will be held at the Hilton Avisford Park Hotel, in Arundel on Saturday 16 August. The £80 tickets are already being snapped up by businesses and individuals so join in the celebrations and raise money for a good cause. For details of either event, or to register now to cycle the Goodwood circuit, call Antonia on 01243 775310 or email astringer@winstonswish.org.uk. Tickets for the day at Goodwood on Sunday 8 June cost £8 on the day, but just £5 in advance – so act now!

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EVENTSHIGHLIGHTS Lewes Wellbeing Fest

The Wellbeing Fest is back in Lewes this Saturday 7 and Sunday 8 June. Ideal for those wanting to boost their health, wealth and wellbeing, the fest brings together the best in holistic living. There will be live music, free talks, workshops, feng shui demos and tips for the home and business. In all, over 50 eclectic stalls will congregate at the Corn Exchange in Lewes for the entire weekend. There’s things for the kids too, with a creative area, and Mr Pineapple Head providing plenty of fun and entertainment. The Lewes Wellbeing Fest, Saturday 7 and Sunday 8 June, Corn Exchange (Town Hall) and Assembly Rooms, Lewes, 11am–5:30pm. For full listings and programme details call 01273 488924 or visit www.starcommunities.com. Admission charges £3/2.50

My favourite things The Green Tea gallery is holding a special photographic competition where the brief is simple: photograph your favourite thing or things. Photography is a growing art form easily accessible in this digital age. New talents are emerging as people as gone are the days splashing about with chemicals! The gallery displays work of several up-and-coming photographers and encourages those experimenting with a camera, maybe for the first time. The competition is open to all, with a junior category for under16s. All entries will be seen by a panel of judges, and 20 will be chosen for an exhibition and sale at The Green Tree Gallery as part of the Arts Gigantic Event from 23 August. Prizes will be awarded for the winner and runner-up in each category. The competition is open until 5pm on Thursday 3 July. Download an entry form from www.greentreegallery.co.uk

EVENTSLISTINGS Tuesday 3

Win a new children’s book Random House Children’s Books have a great new read for young girls aged 12 and over and we have two copies to give away. The Celebutantes is the glamorous story of the Hamilton triplets. Growing up in the public eye and heiresses to a billion-dollar fortune, the girls face the end of the school year and must hold the biggest party ever! But trouble occurs at the Manhattan club when a fellow classmate is found with a wound to his head. The paparazzi are having a field day – and the girls are willing to bet their sizeable inheritance that the police won’t be able to unravel the mystery without their help. For your chance to win tell us: Are the Hamilton girls a) twins b) triplets or c) quadruplets? To enter, email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with your name and contact details. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: Tuesday 17 June 2008.

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Belly-Dancing Class Learn to dance and have a skill for life plus plenty of fun and exercise: Ballroom and Latin – waltz, quickstep, rumba, cha-cha, foxtrot, tango, jive and samba. For ages 5–15. Worthing Assembly Hall, 6.15–7pm, £3 Belly-Dancing Class Does what it says on the tin! Call Sue and Roger on 01903 203192 for more info or visit www.partnersdancing.co.uk Worthing Assembly Hall, 6.45pm –7.45pm improvers, 7.45pm–8.45pm beginners

Wednesday 4 Circus Classes Fun mixed ground-based circus skills for children aged 7–13. Starts today, also the 10, 17 and 24. The Circus Project, 4:30pm, £20/10. Circus Classes – Hula Hooping Hula hooping, for ages 10+. Both children and adults are welcome. Learn this impressive circus skill, which is great fun while also great for fitness. Starts today, also 10, 17 and 24 May. The Circus Project, 5:30pm–6:30pm, £24.

Friday 6 Barnardo’s Big Toddle Drusillas Park is supporting Barnardo's Big Toddle, when

adults and under-fives will take part in a half-mile sponsored walk around the zoo route. To take part call the Barnardo’s Big Toddle helpline on 0845 270 9900. All entrants must be registered in advance of the event. Drusillas Park, Alfriston, East Sussex www.drusillas.co.uk, various prices, please confirm with venue.

Saturday 7 Lewes Wellbeing Fest Live music, free talks, creative children’s area, workshops, tasters and demos on wellbeing,the environment and much more! A mix of over 50 stalls including natural organic products, taster treatments, coaching, readings, shamanism and more. Corn Exchange (Town Hall and Assembly Rooms), 11am–5:30pm, £3/2.50 children.

Sunday 8 Lewes Wellbeing Fest Day two of the fest with live music, free talks, creative children’s area, workshops, tasters and demos on wellbeing,the environment and much more! A mix of over 50 stalls including natural organic products, taster treatments, coaching, readings, shamanism and more. Corn Exchange (Town Hall and Assembly Rooms), 11am–5:30pm, £3/2.50 children.

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ART LISTINGS BOOTH MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY

NORTH LAINE PHOTOGRAPHY GALLERY

Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 292777 Life in Death: The Victorian Art of Taxidermy Exhibition documenting the Victorian interest in natural sciences and the opening up of trade routes in the 19th century. Until 15 June, Mon–Sat 10am–5pm, Sun 2–5pm

Snoopers’ Paradise, 7-8 Kensington Gardens, Brighton Roger Bamber:UK at Home Solo exhibition of work from one of Britain’s finest snappers, featuring images taken in and around people’s homes. Until 5 June, Mon-Sat 10.15am–5.45pm, Sun 11.15am–3.45pm

BRIGHTON MUSEUM AND ART GALLERY

PHOENIX GALLERY

Church Road, Brighton, 01273 292882 Chinese Whispers: Chinoiserie in Britain 1650–1930 With loans from HM The Queen, national museums and private collections, Chinese Whispers tells three centuries of stories through rare and iconic objects. Until 2 Nov

Impure thought She Said, Brighton’s cult erotic boutique, in collaboration with celebrated erotic artist Jamie McCartney (of Brighton Body Casting), is hosting the erotic exhibition ‘Impure Art’, which will focus on art broadly described as ‘anything from nude to rude’. From sensual, feminine paintings, through humorous illustrations, saucy neon lights to spellbinding fetish photography and erotic jewellery, the exhibition’s self-imposed brief is to show top-quality artworks which also fit the ‘impure’ remit. Artists such as Ray Leaning, Jamie McCartney, Don Grant, Eve Poland, Amanda Ward, Pearl Bates and recent graduate Andrew McAuley are among those exhibiting. Impure, She Said shop and studios, 13 Ship Street Gardens BN1 1AJ, Brighton, until 29 June.

CRANE KALMAN 38 Kensington Gardens, Brighton, 01273 697096 Visions of America Photographers Jeff Liao and Christoph Morlinghaus. Until 8 June, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm, Sun 10:30am–4:30pm

10 Waterloo Place, Brighton, 01273 03700 Press & Release Until 7 June, Tues–Sat 11am–5pm

Q 15 St John Street, Lewes, 01273 487849 Becky Blair: While You Were Sleeping Until 8 June, Tues–Sat 10am–5pm, Sun 1–5pm

RED ROASTER St James’s St, Brighton Jim Sanders: Os loitadores Until end June, Mon–Sun, 10am–6pm

TIN DRUM DE LA WARR PAVILION Bexhill-on-Sea, 01424 229111 Unpopular Culture Grayson Perry selects from the Arts Council Collection including works by Paul Nash, Elinor Bellingham-Smith, Tony RayJones, Henry Moore, Anthony Caro and other giants of the arts. Until 6 July, Mon–Sun 10am–6pm

INK_D GALLERY

Chinese Whispers by Pearl Bates

96 North Road, Brighton, 01273 645299 Missbugs 6-28 June, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm

Emma Brownjohn/Shyama Ruffell Landscape painter delves into the world of colour, memory, reality and dreams. Dyke Road, Brighton Sophie Abbott/Tiff Lynch/Edwina Roberts Playful and atmospheric paintings that capture the essence of form, movement and the feeling of a time and place. St. James’s St, Brighton Olga Forster Eclectic painter; from the figurative to the abstract. Second Avenue, Hove Sam Hewitt Atmospheric street scenes. Fiveways, Brighton Until 30 June, Mon–Wed 10am–11pm, Thurs–Sat 10am–1am, Sun 10am–10:30pm

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A laughing matter Victoria Nangle realises the value in knowing the layout of your venue, and then using it to your advantage Playing at a different venue can change how you perform your set no end. I almost fell off the stage the other day I was enjoying my new environment so much – really and truly. I was so deeply getting into the idea of being a spider that had been hit by a growth ray (as is my wont approximately 45 seconds into each of my performances) that the bar at the end of the stage simply called to me, like a Siren, as the ideal place to grow on. Luckily I didn’t respond – like Odysseus, I can ignore Sirens me. It tempted and tempted me as a great place for my foot to land as I grew, and as I reached legwards a tiny voice inside told me my everextending limbs might not quite reach that far and I could go from a comedy act to a tumbling act in the blink of an eye. I paid heed and fortunately only left the stage once my time was up, with laughter and applause helping me on my way and both legs under me.

“It roots the comic with their audience, reminding them that they’re all in the same place” However, part of me is still curious as to whether my foot could’ve reached without me falling over in an unexpected heap. It would’ve been an individual and unique move to make that could only have happened in that particular pub. It would’ve made them know that although I know my act backwards I’d thought of something slightly different just for them. It would’ve let them in on the risk factor as I wobbled right near the end of my reaching. The unknown and the unsure but trying anyway – surely that’s what a new gag’s all about anyway, right? Especially if it’s tailored to the ‘right here, right now’ audience. Which is why a variety of venues have been such godsends to major hitters in comedy, as well as us tiddlers in Little League. The big acts refer to the bumps on the head of the Dome Concert Hall, the circuit regulars to the pipes in the ceiling downstairs at Komedia. Those on their way up have commented on the goings on we could see through The Providence’s huge windows on to Western Road as they played the old Sidesplitters comedy club inside. It roots the comic with their audience, reminding them that they’re all in the same place – not on or watching television – and that the comic is so clever that they’ve just thought of that little site-specific gem on the spot. Making everything else they have to say seem impromptu too. I didn’t think about this when I lifted my leg to hover dangerously towards the bar staff t’other night though. No, I just went back to my primeval eight-year-old self who wanted to climb all the things I could reach. And I thought maybe I could reach it. However, my non eightyear-old self luckily realised the value in measuring first.

Stand-up wisdom: “The problem with being a single mum is telling your new boyfriend he has nits.” Kerry Herbert

LIVE COMEDY PICK OF THE WEEK

Walks into a Bar Jaq Bayles hosts another monthly selection of the new acts and the new material in this night of free local comedy. In the past these have included acts that have also performed at Komedia, London’s Comedy Café and Comedy Store, as well as those taking their first tentative steps – meaning you can say that you saw them way back when, before all that fame and fortune messed with their heads. Plus it’s free – always a great price after a very busy festival month. This friendly Hanover pub is well worth a visit. Check it out. Thursday 5 June, 9pm, free, The London Unity Pub, Islingword Road, Hanover

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Write club John Davies finds that more than just a young girl goes missing in Lesley Thomson’s local mystery Apart from publishing a fine array of atlases, respected Brighton-based publisher Myriad Editions recently expanded its list to include what it describes as ‘edgy literary fiction, activist non-fiction and documentary comic books’. In terms of fiction, The Brighton Book published in 2005 was an exercise in textual cartography, aiming to capture a sense of place through short pieces by a myriad of well-known authors in a well designed package. In 2006 came Martine McDonagh’s intriguingly titled I Have Waited and You Have Come and last year A Kind of Vanishing by Lesley Thomson. The vanishing in question is that of a nine-yearold girl called Alice playing hide and seek in the fascinating old Tide Mills village near Newhaven. The strange Eleanor, Alice’s unwilling holiday friend, is suspected by her family and the investigating chief inspector for her fantasies and her “vivid observations; the little girl’s stream of words made the stiff-suited man shuffle about uneasily on his chair.” I have to say, I found myself shuffling about uneasily on my chair with a growing sense of sadness as I read this book to its predictable end. I don’t think I really cared about what happened to any of the characters, including minor ones who come and go charmlessly. Although the end may have been predictable – surely most people will guess who dunnit by page 125 – the way it is told is not. At many points I admired Thomson’s deft twist of point of view or temporal location and flowing, entrancing prose. But a kind of constant turning away of the narrative into cul-de-sacs and misapprehension is no substitute for page-turning plot twists and real suspense. “This minute action was the start of a policy of disguise and concealment that would seal fates and change lives”, the authorial voice intervenes in chapter three, almost a comment on the novelist’s prestidigitation. Of course, the mystery novel is a series of tricks on the reader but usually the reader shouldn’t be aware of any of the magic’s machinery. One character exorcises his father “by whipping up a hectic family life involving dizzying sessions of charades”. The author does much the same thing without any trace of a believable story. So many basic questions seemed to have been unasked narratively and editorially. That’s reflected in the sparse dialogue in the book, there’s very little conversation or discussion. The story in the first half of the book progresses through a series of descriptions of states of mind, family history, landscape and episodes. I could enjoy the deep exploration of family dynamics and childhood relationships, but they were often presented through an all-seeing third person narrative that seemed dated. Lesley Thomson can certainly write but time and again I was struck by a striking phrase, but wished I hadn’t been. My favourite was “semaphorically appreciative”. Sorry Lesley. As Beckett said in Worstward Ho: “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” Hot off Myriad’s press is the documentary comic book Rumble Strip by Woodrow Phoenix. Phoenix and Lisa Holloway, Chair of Creative Brighton, will be in conversation about cars and cartoons at an exhibition of stunning artwork from Rumble Strip on Thursday 12 June at Castor and Pollux, Kings Road Arches, Brighton Beachfront, from 6pm onwards. Sunday June 8 sees the second of Steyning’s popular Theatre Trails, starting at 11.15am at Body Matters, 36 High Street, Steyning with Deep Tissue by Marian Kilpatrick. There’s a Family Archives Roadshow on Saturday June 14 at Brighton Library. Bring along old papers and photos and get them looked at by the experts. Also at the Library on 14 June (day before Father’s Day), 11am–2pm, my old mate Shedman will be running Best Mates, a drop-in creative workshop for boys and their father figures (dads, guardians, carers). See you there!


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Brighton music news with Jeff Hemmings and Nick Aldwinckle. Send your news to: music@thelatest.co.uk

Lykke Li

NEWS Bitter Ruin

The promise of youth Stockholm singer-songwriter Lykke Li releases debut record Youth Novels and plays Brighton this week. She spoke to Nick Aldwinckle

BIMM With nearly 1000 students, the Brighton Institute of Modern Music is an incubator for some of the talent likely to explode before your ears and eyes over the coming years. And every year since it’s inception they have produced a sampler of some of that talent. What’s Inside Your Head is the next instalment and features some great work by the likes of Francesca Young, Catapult, Joe Woodham, Way Tangent, Rachel Hawker and Bitter Ruin. From Amy Winehouse-esque jazzy vibes to American emo, the record can be purchased via iTunes, Bimm and South Coast Records. All proceeds go to Nordoff-Robbins Music Therapy. For more details please visit www.bimm.co.uk or www.south-coast-sounds.co.uk JH

New Arc Line-up Arc, the popular seafront nightclub and home to one of Brighton’s biggest indie nights, Hold Up, has announced a new line-up of club nights and live music after its stint as a live venue at this year’s Great Escape. The relaunched gay and gayfriendly night Dynamite Boogaloo moves to Arc in June, with Brighton girl group The Pipettes playing live on 12 June. Fellow locals, chaotic rockers Maths Class, now have a weekly residency, Problems Solved, on Tuesdays, where they invite their musical associates to perform. Hold Up itself remains in its regular slot of Saturday nights. Mondays will be devoted to indie, Wednesdays to reggae, ska and rocksteady, Fridays to the 60s and Sundays are soul alldayers. For full details, see listings.

You’d be forgiven for not having heard of Swedish singer-songwriter Lykke Li, though chances are you’re going to be hearing a lot about her in 2008. Her self-financed debut album Youth Novels is released in the UK this week, with a brief UK and Ireland tour by the talented Stockholm 22-year-old. Recorded with Bjorn Yttling, of fellow Swedes Peter, Bjorn and John, the band responsible for last year’s crossover hit ‘The Young Folks’, the album is a classy blend of quirky electro-pop, classic romantic songwriting and youthful yearning. The welltravelled Lykke Li Zachrisson has lived in a Portuguese mountainside village, Lisbon, India, and New York and Youth Novels sounds just as multi-cultural. Incorporating euro-pop, classical guitar and even the harpsichord, flute and theremin, there is something both familiar and markedly different about the record’s skewed pop. A former professional dancer on Swedish TV, her big musical break came when she started recording songs with Bjorn and created her own ultra-successful MySpace page. It would be easy to assume hype over substance following previous blogging band successes, though beneath the marketing spiel is a bold new artist whose time might just be now. You’re playing Brighton on your UK tour. What are your impressions of the city? Lykke Li: I haven’t been there yet, so Brighton has all the chances in the world of becoming my favourite city! There seem to be a number of Scandinavian pop acts coming through at the moment. Do you think this is a full-scale Scandinavian invasion? LL: Hmm… I don’t know. Time will tell and there is a time for everything; it just happened to be our time at the moment. I think the Chinese people are the next ones taking over. How was recording your debut album with Bjorn from Peter, Bjorn and John? LL: It was one of my best creative experiences so far. Hopefully we’ll work together again soon.

What have been your key influences? LL: Passionate people and love stories gone wrong. How’s travelling so much affected your music? LL: It’s made me more open-minded and not afraid of mixing things up a little. Do you mind being compared to Robyn? LL: I don’t like being compared to anyone, but if I’m compared to anyone, it might as well be Robyn as I like her. You’re playing Bestival in September. Who are you looking forward to seeing? LL: I’m really looking forward to seeing Amy Winehouse live. You’ve got quite a sexy image (your MySpace page describes ‘Jane Birkin topless’ as an influence)- do you use sexuality to sell records? LL: Not at all. I’m doing the same thing as every man out there. Sex has nothing to do with my image, though maybe passion. Are you a fan of New Wave cinema? Your music and video to ‘Little Bit’ seems influenced by it. LL: ‘Little Bit’ was mostly inspired by the cinema I have in my head. Your music seems preoccupied with love and yearning. Do you work better in or out of love? LL: I’m at my most productive when I’m unhappily in love. Lykke Li, Friday 6 June, Prince Albert

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MUSIC Duke Special Aka Pete Wilson and his dreadlocked Robert Smith look, brings his fantastical old school music-hall vibes. A great voice, some truly epic songs rich in melody and dripping with pathos. Tuesday 3 June, Komedia JH John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett The two hit wonder Otway teams up with old partner for ‘I’m Really Free’, and a healthy dose of punk attitude and funny anecdotes. Tuesday 3 June, Pavilion Theatre, Worthing JH

tastes; from half-formed ambient soundscapes of Beach House to the Beach Boys-inspired 60s production aesthetics of Fleet Foxes, this is clever, yet a little soulless stuff. Monday 9 June, Audio JH Merz It’s strange that things never quite happened for this veteran singer songwriter who still plies his trade in soulful rock ‘n’ roll tunes, albeit in an electronica medium. Decent, catchy songwriting and introspective dancefloor action. Tuesday 3 June, Komedia NA Pigeon Detectives Someone once suggested The Pigeon Detectives wouldn’t go far because “they’re too f*cking ugly”. The fact they’re playing venues this big nowadays suggests otherwise. Eminently pogo-able sing-along choruses and big pop riffs elevate this band above similar laddish rockers. Tuesday 3 June, Brighton Dome NA

Yusa Yusa It’s not all Octogenarian Buena Vista musicians, you know; Yusa is a young female Cuban whose mix of upbeat and balladry gives a modern-day twist.to the Buena Vista sound. Tuesday 3 June, Komedia JH

Koen Holtkamp + Pausal + Laish Quartet + Twenty One Crows The maverick US experimental electro weirdo Holtkamp may be headlining, though the real stars of tonight’s show are Brighton’s own Twenty One Crows. Brilliantly low-key countryfolk from these gloomy locals. Wednesday 4 June, The Hope NA

Doll and the Kicks + Hold Fire + Dr Razzu Great triple bill of local acts with something that little bit extra, headlined by the spiky indie of ‘The Kicks’. Hold Fire are a promising Cold Play-esque proposition while Dr Razzu add a poppy grunge ethic to proceedings. Wednesday 4 June, Brighton Coalition JH

Petula Clark Apart from the obvious big hit ‘Downtown’, did you realise Petula Clark’s been in the music business for a staggering 54 years now? Full credit to the sixties pop queen! Friday 6 June, Eastbourne Congress Theatre NA

Kinky Friedman legendary American countryfied maverick – a man who positively cultivates a clownish outlaw aura (do they know what ‘kinky means out in the USA?), and who writes superbly mad cookery books. I have one in fact, and often refer to it for ideas. Crazy… Thursday 5 June, Komedia JH

Amenra + Battlefields + Plague Sermon + Thrown to the Wolves When you think of Belgian music, you’re more likely to consider Soulwax or dEUS, right? Well, incredibly heavy doom metal outfit Amenra prove their country has an intensely impolite underbelly. Saturday 7 June, Engine Rooms NA

Lykke Li + El Perro Del Mar Check the interview on previous page for a Lykke Li interview, but worth going to the gig to see the support alone! Also from Sweden, her new album is a reflection on the idea of heaven, and is a suitably oddball affair that includes strings courtesy of the Gothenburg Symphony Orchestra. No, they won’t be at the gig... Friday 6 June, Prince Albert JH Beach House + Fleet Foxes Both acts are on the Bella Union label, and both are acquired

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Lightspeed Champion Self-styled introverted art school geek who has immense talent as a songwriter. Check out his debut album. C Monday 23 July, Concorde 2, 01273 673311

UPCOMING GIGS Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan 11 June, St George’s Church Curved Air 11 June, Concorde 2 Steve Earle 11 June, Dome Joan As Policewoman 13 June, Concorde 2 Thea Gilmore 14 June, Concorde 2 The Rascals 14 June, Barfly The Zombies/Yardbirds 14 June, Dome Yazoo 15 June, Brighton Centre Cara Dillon 16 June, Komedia Silent Disco 17 June, Concorde 2 Ali Campbell 18 June, Brighton Centre Justin Adams 19 June, Pavilion Theatre Toots & The Maytals 19 June, Concorde 2 The Real Thing 20 June, Hove Centre Skaville UK 28 June, Concorde 2 Kool Keith 29 June, Concorde 2 Eddy Grant 1 July, Concorde 2 Pentangle 2 July, Dome Rocket Summer 4 July, Concorde 2 LA-33 9 July, Corn Exchange Paul Heaton 8 July, Komedia Robert Cray 11 July, Dome Backbeat Beatles 12 July, Hove Centre

One Night Of Queen 12 July, Brighton Centre Battles 15 July, Concorde 2 Elliot Minor 18 July, Concorde 2 Incognito 19 July, Concorde 2 Easy Star All Stars 22 July, Komedia Lightspeed Champion 23 July, Concorde 2 Black Seeds 1 August, Komedia k.d. Lang 3 August, Dome Henry Rollins 13 August, Komedia Martha Reeves 18 August, Concorde 2 Beachdown Festival 22-25 August, Brighton British Sea Power 2 October, Corn Exchange Michael Bolton 6 October, Brighton Centre Moody Blues 11 October, Brighton Centre The Hoosiers 25 October, Brighton Centre Motorhead 6 November, Dome Katie Melua 11 November, Brighton Centre Jools Holland 6 December, Brighton Centre Status Quo 12 December, Brighton Centre Katherine Jenkins 15 December, Brighton Centre Maddy Prior & The Carnival Band 15 December, Hove Centre

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MUSIC REVIEWS A weekly review of local and national releases There’s way too much sub-standard electro-pop out there (hands up Robots in Disguise), so it’s a relief to hear the sublime Flykiller, whose mix of offbeat electro-techno beats and spoken word vocal is akin to Portishead’s glitchy hip hop beats married to the soulful vocals of Beth Gibbons. Occasionally they do stray down the electro-pop do-it-bynumbers, but generally speaking Experiments in Violent Light is otherworldly, often spooky fare topped off by a rockin’ remix of the ‘Flykiller’ track by David Holmes. Synth-poppers Ladytron had the advantage of being at the vanguard of the movement at the beginning of the century. Unfortunately, their fourth album Vericifero is a rather bloodless and aimless affair, marrying the post punk sounds of bands like The Passion with the robotic rhythms of most modern electro-pop outfits. How funny; suddenly it’s ok to turn in harmony-rich vocals, with a robust folk heart, married to acoustic guitars, somewhat infantile lyrics and transmitted back to the listener via zealous 60s production techniques and sounds. Why now? Is it the internet age married to the increasingly rare and vintage vinyl being discovered by sons and grandsons? Anyway, America’s Fleet Foxes are another contemporary band who have discovered and devoured the sixties songbook of acts such as The Beach Boys, Moby Grape and Jefferson Airplane. Rather like a too good few of their contemporaries, they are not forging a sound consummate with 2008, and it feels all too strongly that here are some young folk demonstrating their crate-digging, anorak-obsessed tendencies. Clever, yes. Passionate? No. Marrying traditional African rhythms (and in particular, Senegalese kora music) with Western style strings and a jazz aesthetic, Seckou Keita and his internationalist band play with experimental tunings, virtuoso kora playing, percussion, bass, violin, cello and the occasional vocal, as heard on the exceptional The Silimbo Passage album. Championing eco friendliness via the use of recycled materials for their CDs they’ve just supported Miriam Makeba as part of last month’s Brighton Festival. It’s risky to believe all the hype surrounding new bands. Usually, it’s unfounded, like with Geordies Hungover Stuntmen. Debut record Blame The BBC doesn’t warrant the critical acclaim afforded it, as it’s mostly pretty standard sub-Pigeon Detectives laddish indie rock. Still, the odd really enjoyable track delving into old fashioned, Merseybeat catchiness with big singalong choruses saves this effort from the scrapheap entirely. After last week’s listen to some old and revised Mudhoney, it’s about time we heard some new stuff, so here we have brand new studio album The Lucky Ones. Though a little less raw-sounding than earlier material, this has the trademark Mudhoney fuzzy lo-fi sound.

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★ 1 The SlyShakers – Cha Ching ★ 2 Mean Poppa Lean – Ain’t Nobody 3 The Eric Experiment – I Think It’s Impossible 4 Electralounge – South of Normal 5 Caramel Jack – We Could Build Skyscrapers 6 Damn Dirty Humans – You’re So Retro 7 Chris T-T – A-Z 8 Automatic Shoes – Your Father 9 Villareal – We Must Stop Meeting Like This 10 Kiyomori – None of the Above The funky combo of The SlyShakers and Mean Poppa Lean have been on top so long now, we’ve actually run out of puns on the word ‘funk’, for shame. Elsewhere, it’s the usual suspects, with electro-weirdo The Eric Experiment at three, the country folk Electralounge at four and vaudevillian villains Caramel Jack at five. 11 She Said 200 Years 12 Glitters From Billy Holiday 13 Atalanta Blue Tears (Radio edit) 14 Urban Delights Maybe Baby 15 Without Warrant Stop the Machine 16 Scribe-Tribe No 1 Can Stop Me 17 Leo Altarelli See it Now 18 The Blue Skies Arcade Girl 19 Tractor Countdown Love’s Elusions 20 Sparker Dark Lane 21 Cath O’Drae Sofageddon 22 Friday Night Hero Our Time 23 Shona Foster Be Bold 24 Anemo Pray 25 World Secret Me

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MUSIC LISTINGS 3-9 June Tuesday 3 Duke Special Soul-baring piano pop. Komedia, 8pm, £10 John Otway + Wild Willy Barrett The cult punk-pop singer-songwriter still famous for his big hit ‘Really Free’, from 1977. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 8pm, £13-£15 Malefice Twee Scandinavian folk pop. Oh, actually they’re nasty thrash-metallers from Reading. My mistake. Engine Rooms, 7:30pm, £5 Merz Veteran nineties electro singer-songwriter who never quite made it, despite critical acclaim. Komedia, 8pm, £9 The Pigeon Detectives A whole lot better than most other swaggering indie pop acts, namely because of the big pop hooks and even bigger singalong choruses. Brighton Dome, 8pm, £13.50 Slip Jam: B Brighton’s only free hip-hop jam session. The Hope, 8pm, free Sofa Sessions The popular open mic night in a new venue. The Belle Vue, 8:30pm, free Yusa Cuban multi-instrumentalist. Komedia, 8pm, £8

Wednesday 4 Buskin’ Band Nite Some free exposure for new bands here... Thomas Kemp Pub, 8pm, free Candela Fiery Flamenco Top Spanish music and decent tapas menu. Joogleberry Playhouse, 8pm, free David Essex Your mum’s favourite 70s Romany charmer. Brighton Centre, 7:30pm, £19-£21 El Bicho + LaXula Mixture of rock and flamenco. Komedia, 8:30pm, £10-£12 Koen Holtkamp + Pausal + Laish Quartet + Twenty-One Crows US maverick electro

experimentalist supported by the fantastic country-folk folk Twenty-One Crows. The Hope, 8pm, £4 OK Acoustic Live acoustic music showcase. Western Front, 8pm, free Open Mac Night Open mic night for electronic music, so bring along your laptops and samplers and join in! Sidewinder, 9pm, free Rough Trade Breakhrough: Doll and the Kicks + Hold Fire + Dr Razzu Up and coming band night sponsored by the indie record label. Brighton Coalition, 7pm, £2-£4 The Scarlet Street Resistance Theatrical electro purveyors more than a little influenced by film noir. Hanbury Club, 7pm, £7.50 Sweet Hove Chicago Foot-stomping seven piece blues band. Prince Albert, 8pm, £3

Thursday 5 The Boss Hoss Country covers of modern pop classics and older anthems. Komedia, 8pm, £10 Chap-Hop Hurrah A night of ‘chap’ music, featuring The Gentleman Rhymer rapping in the Queen’s English. This is either going to be brilliant or terrible. Not sure which. The Hope, 9pm, £4 Coalition Live Lounge Live funk, jazz and acoustic performances Brighton Coalition, 10:30pm, free Gloria’s Big Night Popular local indie kids have their own club night, the cheeky things. Engine Rooms, 9pm, £4 Kinky Freidman Cult country known as the ‘Frank Zappa of Country’. Komedia, 8:30pm, £15 Poetry South: Spring Series Collection Launch with live music from Katarina Holmberg. Joogleberry Playhouse, 7:30pm, £3 suggested donation Zebrahead Ska-punk heroes. Barfly, 7:30pm, £8.50

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Friday 6 Acoustic Lounge Live acoustic showcase. Joogleberry Playhouse, 7:30pm, free Bad Science + The Gentlemen’s Club + Ruderalis Brighton four-piece influenced by dub, funk and conscious hip-hop. Brighton Coalition, 7pm, £tbc Lykke Li Great Stockholm pop poppet. Prince Albert, 7:30pm, £tbc Petula Clark The ‘Downtown’ pop legend celebrates a staggering 54 years in the business. Congress Theatre, 7:30pm, £22.50 Smokestack Blues, jazz, big-toned harmonica and sophisticated slide guitar. The Neptune, 8:30pm, free Uncle Charlie’s Greenhouse Live funk party. Joogleberry Playhouse, 7:30pm, £8

Saturday 7 ‘Too Darn Hot!’: The Saturday Night Jazz Club Brighton jazz musicians come together to celebrate a particular artist. Joogleberry Playhouse, 8pm, £5 Amenra + Battlefields + Plague Sermon + Thrown To The Wolves Almost unbelievably good Belgian doom metal destined to blow the Engine Room’s amps. Engine Rooms, 7pm, £6 Supper Club: The Coalminers The UK’s only tribute band for New Orleans R‘n’B legend Allen Toussaint. Hanbury Club, 7pm, £7-10 (not inc food) Georgia Mancio Quartet Award-winning jazz vocalist. The Hawth, 8pm, £10-£12 Rapunzel Gets Down Women-only event featuring live acts, music and massage! Cella (at Sanctuary Café), 8pm, £5 Stick it On: The Great Pretender Top Queen tribute act play the popular Stick it On clubnight. Komedia, 11pm, £10 Will ‘Harmonica’ Wilde + Sara Thor Plus DJs spinning rhythm and blues, Motown and indie classics. The Hope, 8pm, £3-£4

Joogleberry Playhouse, 8pm, £5 Open Mic Not just music, though. Poetry, comedy, magic and anything else welcome too. Does this include highly-trained dogs? Hope so. Thomas Kemp Pub, 8pm, free Simon and Sleeze Acoustic blues duo play the pub’s alternative music night. The Neptune, 8pm, free Skeletons and Kings of All Cities + Autumn Chorus Engine Rooms, 7:30pm, £6 Sunday Live (Bands TBC) A strong variety of bands, though they won’t say who, the fiends. The Globe, 7:30pm, free Sunday Sessions: Live and Unplugged Acoustic acts live and, erm, unplugged. Western Front, 7:30pm, free Worthing Philharmonic Orchestra End of season finale is a concert for a summer evening, featuring Tchaikovsky, Schubert and Mendelssohn. Worthing Assembly Hall, 7:30pm, £8-£15

Monday 9 36 Crazyfists Remember when these nu-metal kids were the hot new band of the moment? God, I feel old. Barfly, 7:30pm, £12.50 Beach House + Fleet Foxes Quirky, but not too quirky, Baltimore electro-folk weirdos, a little like a less annoying Animal Collective. Audio, 7:30pm, £tbc Rich Somers: Music to Feed the Soul Debut gig from this acoustic musical adventurer. Hanbury Club, 7pm, £2 Nick Aldwinckle

Sunday 8 Acoustic Showcase Live sets and one-off events to help while away the Sunday afternoon. Geminis, 12pm, free The Dirtbombs + Kelley Stoltz + Saw Gang Buzz Detroit garage legends supported by Great Escape non-attendee Stolz! Barfly, 7:30pm, £8 Doll and The Kicks It’s a busy week for these Brighton indie kids who played Glastonbury’s BBC Introducing stage last year. Sidewinder, 7pm, free Live Jazz Everyone seems to be catching on to the Sunday afternoon jazz idea... Brighton Coalition, 12pm, free The Mighty Rivals Modern day mods. 36 latest 7

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Tuesday 3 Audio Snide. Indie disco. 10pm–2am, £3/2. Digital Glitterati. A classy night for students and their friends. 11pm–3am, £4/3. Pavilion Tavern Guerrilla Rocks. Indie, rock, metal and emo mash up. 10:30pm–2am, £2/1. Po Na Na Tap. Tap into your urban side with bassline, hip hop and R'n'B. 11pm–4am, £5/4. Tru Cherry Drop. Student night with club anthems, classic house, R’n’B and drinks deals. 10:30pm, Free b4 11pm, 3/2 after. Water Margin International Student party. Student exclusive. Drinks deals all night. 10pm- 5am, £5/3/free b4 10.30pm.

Wednesday 4 Audio Mid weeks breaks session featuring Z/trip. 10pm–2:30am, £5/4/3.

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Friday 6 Audio Hospitality. With Danny Byrd, High Contrast, P Digsss (Shapeshifter nz), MC Wrec, Callous, SciPhi and ID. 11pm–4am, £11/9. Barfly Carnivalesque. Latin and ghetto with bhangra dance and dohi drum. Live music from Bloco Fogo, Samba percussion and SHRi, funky Asian beats. 10:30pm–2am, £8 adv/6. Concorde 2 SudDivision. Foulmouth presents a Dub Police special featuring Casap b2b The Others, Orien b2b Ruffone, Subscape, Cotti, Rod Azlan and Slick Man. 11pm–4am, £9.50. Digital Stonelove. 101% maximum indie rock and roll with regular live DJ guest and NMEfriendly bands. 11pm–3am, £6/5 guests. Engine Rooms Deviant. Hard-moshin’ rock, alternative and indie night for eyeliner'd up boys and girls in PVC. 11pm–3am, £5/4/3. Funky Buddha Lounge Thank Funk It’s Friday. Start the weekend with Sean Quinn’s party tunes. 10pm-3am, £7/5/free before 11.30pm. Then: Pork Chop Express Booty Shakin Beatz. Build up to breakfast time with Face Man and Brian Cheetham. 3am, £Contact venue. Funky Fish The Funkyfish Club. Soul, funk, old skool and 60s and 70s. 10pm–3am, £5/3.50. Honey Club Hardsouth. Hard dance with Lisa Pin Up and Rob Tissera. 11pm-5am, £10/8/5. Komedia Top of the Pops. From the people who brought you We Luv Pop, TOTP celebrates good, bad and ugly chart hits. 11pm–3am, £6/5.

Ocean Rooms Universe. Henron plays alternative indie dance and electro by Justice, Daft Punk, MSTRKRFT, Hot Chip. 10pm, £5/4. Pavilion Tavern Kick Out the Jams. Rock ‘n’ roll mayhem with indie, punk and the best new alternative chancers. 10:30pm–3am, £4/3. Po Na Na Ice Box. Cool funky house night for a dressed up crowd. 10pm–3am, £5/4 NUS. Secret Venue Graffiti Secret Party. The location of this night for 'house mad heads’ won't be released ‘til 24 hours before. Email pepperellmusic@yahoo.co.uk 10pm–4am, £5. Tru Twice As Nice. Monthly residency with R'n'B, UK garage, hip hop and funky house. With DJ Luck, MC Neat and The Artful Dodger. 9:30pm–3am, £5 b4 11, £7 after. Volks White Rhino. West Country breakbeat pioneer Pete Daisy and residents Jamie Rainbow, Paul my Fingah and Adsorb bring you filthy dirty breaks and electro-smut. 10pm–4am, £6/4. Then: Harder: Hardhouse ‘til 8am. Water Margin B-Side. Have you got the stamina? Minimal tech and filthy electro brought to you by Tiger Lily, Paul my Fingah and Jamie Rainbow plus special guests. 2am, £5.

Saturday 7 Arc Hold Up. Unpretentious indie clubbing with music from favourites and the new wave of electro. 10:30pm–4am, £5. Audio Summer of Love. Black Rabbit featuring Guy Williams and Bones. 10pm–3:30am, Free. Barfly 13 Monsters. Proper indie dance music for you to shake your skinny jeaned stuff to. 10:30pm–3am, £5 on the door. Brighton Coalition Floorplay. Launch of new label from Brighton’s Prok & Fitch. With Alex Font and Jonathan Ulysses. 10:30pm- 4am, £10. Digital Pink and Black Party. Help the Pussycat Club celebrate their 13th birthday with live musicians, fan dancers, showgirls on stilts, pink pyrotechnics and free smoothies. 11pm, £12/10. Engine Rooms Brighton Rumble. Rock n roll action from Lucky Phil and co. 11pm–3am, £5. Funky Buddha Lounge Buddha Soul. Disco, funk, house and rare groove from Juice FM's Mike Panteli. 10pm–3am, £10. Then: Brighton Early. Deep electro house with Russ and Yanni. 3am, £10/8/5. Funky Fish The Funkyfish Club. Soul, funk, old skool breaks, 60s and 70s. 10pm–3am, £5/3.50. Honey Club Sevensins. Lounge around in the back bars or dance to big room electro, trance and house. 10:30pm–5am, £12/5. Komedia Stick it On. Homage to Queen with tribute act The Great Pretender. Prizes for the best Freddie Mercury and Brian May lookalikes. Plus, as ever, rock the dance floor with 15 minutes of your own choons. 11pm–3am, £10. Ocean Rooms 14 Years of Wiggle Music. £Contact venue for details. Pavilion Tavern Mod For It. Mod tunes with The Who, Kinks and more. 10pm–2am, £5/4. Po Na Na Silk. DJs blend the finest urban soul, electro-tinged pop and a mish-mash of bootlegs. 10pm–3:30am, £10/8. Tru Glitterbaby. Commercial chart tunes played over three rooms. 10pm–3am, £10/7. Water Margin Blah Blah Blah. With visionary producer Boy 8-bit. 10pm–3am, £5/4. Then: Future heros to world famous DJs spin all things house. 3am- 8am, £7/5 b4 2.30am.

Jaime ‘til dawn Jaime Pettit gets her dose of glitter sprinkled Dynamite as things get all Super and Boogaloo down at the Komedia After being a regular at Dynamite Boogaloo in its original home I knew to expect nothing less than flamboyant absurdity. I was not disappointed, Super DM at Komedia was like opening the door to an audition room for a West End musical. Like a rabbit in the headlights I was dazzled by facial glitter, insane wigs, the odd Rodeo cowboy and a special appearance by Liza Minelli and her Cabaret chorus. A huge venue, with a stage fit for our dynamite king. Oh and there’s toilets aplenty. Amen. Like a stage production of Goldmember, Boogaloo Stu and Dolly Rocket squeaked on stage in their golden get-up for an evening of scandalous cabaret capers. You find out who your friends are as they surge you on stage to play victim to the dignity swallowing forfeits! Phobias must not include: nudity, pickled eggs, cheesey balls or the exchange of saliva with unknowns. Miss Dynamite Sal dives into the phonebox and emerges as the super glue of the evening spinning an eclectic mix of rock pop and indie. Super Dynamite Boogaloo is by far the most extroverted of nights, with no room for shrinking violets but plenty of room for diminishing dignity! So your mates fancy a generic Saturday package with monotonous head nodding? Dare to be different, because boogaloo is shaking a whole load of different your way.

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Arc Dynamite Boogaloo. The famous debauched cabaret club night. 10pm–3am, £3/2/1. Audio The Late Show. 10pm–2am, £TBC. Barfly Mad For It. Brighton’s legendary indie night. 10:30pm–2am, £3/1.50. Digital Mylo and Mean Poppa Lean. For all lovers of rock and roll, funk and electro-disco. 10pm–4am, £5 adv. Honey Club Contagious. Southern FM’s Paul Hillyer joins Howie, Ben and guests to break out the classic house and dance anthems. Two-forone cocktails all night. 10:30pm–3am, £3/2/1. Po Na Na Off The Wall. Funk, soul and Motown from the 50s to today. 10pm–3am, £2 all night. Water Margin Artrocker. Where experimental electro hooks up with genre-trashing live indie up-and-comers. 8pm–3am, £5/3 b4 12.

Sunday 8 Honey Club Sundelicious. DJs Salerno and Lee Garrett play soulful beats followed by jackin' house and electro. 10pm–3am, £2/1.

Monday 9 Honey Club Disco Babe. Disco and indie with most drinks £1.50. 10:30pm-2:30am, £3/1. Po Na Na Fatpoppadaddys. Studenty funk, reggae, indie and pop. 10pm-2:30am, £3/2/1. Volks Strictly Reggae. Dancehall, bashment, roots and revival. 10pm, £4.50/3.50.

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Let me entertain you Whether he’s winning Brighton’s Golden Handbag Award for Best Cabaret Bar or coming runner up in the Best Landlord/Manager, Queen’s Arms proprietor Andy Feest is a busy man with a mission to entertain You’ve been running the Queen’s Arms for 16 years, what brought you to Brighton and Hove? I had some friends who lived in Brighton and I used to come to town for nights out. I just fell in love with the place and decided to move here. Where are you from originally? I was born and raised in Worthing, so not too far. Describe yourself in three words. Outgoing, fun and generous. Tell us something about yourself no-one knows? When I was four-years-old I had the middle finger of my right hand cut off by a lawn mower! My dad was pulling the mower back up the garden path and I decided to put my hand a little too close to the blades. The ambulance guys thought that my mum was the patient as she was so hysterical. The hospital managed to sew it back on but it still looks a little strange. Also at school my nickname was Bubbles as my hair was a very large perm – not dissimilar to Michael Jackson’s old do! What’s your most annoying habit? Talking to myself. What do you find most annoying in other people? Not listening to what I say. Where did you get the idea to create the Queen’s Arms? When I moved to Brighton I was a bed salesman by day and worked evenings as a doorman at Club Revenge. I always had this ambition of running my own pub or club business – creating a place where people could go and be entertained, whatever night of the week. I basically saw a niche in the market. So even if your birthday happened on a Monday or a Tuesday you could celebrate with a great atmosphere. The Queen’s Arms became available and I ploughed everything I had into it. A lot has changed over the years, has Brighton and Hove become a better place for LGBT people to live and work in those years? The answer to that question is yes and no. Going back ten years I felt there was much more of a community spirit. I suppose, then gay pubs were not as open as they are now and people were more inclined to look out for one another. Of course now its much more open and being gay is widely accepted by the majority of people, which makes Brighton and Hove an ideal place to live. Has the mood changed over the years in relation to the gay scene and what it has to offer? There is a lot more choice on offer now and the mood has changed more since the introduction of later licensing that means people’s evenings start much later. Most venues don’t get busy until 11pm, which means there is not much atmosphere, however the QA seems to buck the trend and we are seen as a place you can go to in the earlier part of the evening and be entertained. I think nowadays it’s great to see gay people coming into the bar with their straight friends. I believe this is a wonderful thing, hence our new motto: “Queen’s Arms For Him! For Her! For Everyone!“ You’ve had some famous names performing in your bar, who has been the most memorable? Katrina and The Boy, who no longer perform, was my personal favourite along with Phil Starr and Dockyard Doris, who are sadly no longer with us. However, Dave Lynn packed out the Queen’s Arms every Sunday afternoon for 40 weeks a year for nearly four years – hosting game shows, which I devised based on TV Shows, my favourite being the House Party – based on the Noel Edmonds show of the same name. 38 latest 7

Like many other gay bars in Brighton and Hove you do a lot for charities. Why is it so important for you to do so? I think it is really important to keep supporting the local charities because they offer so much to local people. Local authority funding is continually being cut which is making it very difficult far many charities to continue offering much needed services to the community. I am also a great believer in giving back something to the wider community and I’m glad that my business enables me to do so. What up and coming events is there for the Queen’s Arms? Something very special is coming up! We will be having an exclusive showing of a Phil Starr/Dockyard Doris performance on our Big Screen. There is also the ‘Pride’s Got Talent’ heats, where someone gets the chance to appear at Pride and perform in front of thousands of people. There’s also the Annual Mr Gay QA Contest, the Annual Drag Ball and the Live Like A Star competition. From now and through the summer we will have live entertainment on Saturday afternoons with lots more exciting things to come. If you would like to know more about what’s on at the Queen’s Arms visit: www.queensarmsbrighton.com


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NEWS Terrence Higgins Trust at Pride

The London Gay Men’s Chorus turned out on the last weekend of the Brighton Festival Fringe to give people a taste of what’s to come at their forthcoming Theatre Royal performance in the Pavilion Gardens. With the unique sound of 150 gay men in full voice, the show Songs of Innocence and Experience is an entertaining, moving adventure in song including works by Aaron Copland, Ludwig van Beethoven and Stephen Sondheim along with songs made famous by Kate Bush, The Doors, Frank Sinatra and Edith Piaf. “The show looks at how experience alters our perception of love, friendship and relations,” says Chris Jameson, the organiser. “Both contemporary and classical, the show speaks to the adult and child in us all and reflects the London Gay Men’s Chorus at its very best.” Songs of Innocence and Experience, Theatre Royal, Sunday 15 June 7pm. £17£26 (ticket price includes £1 restoration)

The Terrence Higgins Trust (THT) in Brighton is looking for volunteers to join the THT team at Pride on Saturday 2 August. The THT needs people who will hand out condoms and provide advice on ‘staying safe’ at events during the Pride weekend. The organisation needs volunteers to target partygoers in four shifts; during the parade itself, in Preston Park, street outreach around St James Street and work in gay venues during the evening. Volunteers can wear attention grabbing costumes or a THT T-shirt. “Volunteering for THT over Pride is a real laugh. You’ll also learn new skills and meet new people,” says Ben Tunstall, who is organising THT’s presence at Brighton Pride. “We’ve got thousands of condoms to hand out so we need plenty of people to help us. If you can spare the time, please join us!” Volunteers must be able to come to a two-hour briefing on Friday 1 August at 6pm at THT offices (61 Ship St, Brighton) the night before Pride. If you’d like to volunteer or want more information, please call Amy on 01273 764 200 or email amy.leftwich@tht.org.uk

Pride 2008 Awards Pride in Brighton and Hove has awarded its annual grants to local LGBT groups across the city As part of its Summer Events Grants Programme, Pride in Brighton and Hove has awarded £5667,50 to 13 local LGBT charities, voluntary groups and organisations. “The money is to help support the likes of MindOut, GEMS and The Dyke Modern to hold events during the Summer Pride Festival week that they might otherwise not be able to afford,” says Judith Manson, Fundraising and Communication Manager. “The money awarded will help towards more than 20 diverse different events in Brighton, Hove and Charleston.” From Saturday 26 July until

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Saturday 2 August, the festival week and events are aimed at a variety of interests and ages. Saturday 26 July will start with the Dyke’s Modern Lesbian Art/Lesbian Lives during the day, and the evening providing a choice between GEMS ‘Keyboard Cuisine’ Brightwaves MCC’s line dancing barbeque, and a Pride Around the World Concert, with the City of Brighton Gay Men’s Chorus. Other events planned include events from Brighton Wotever Crew, The Gender Trust and the Clare Project. MindOut are curating a photography exhibition and for a

Whoosh! Judith Mason

bit of light relief they are also collaborating with Brighton and Hove Switchboard to put on a comedy night at the Komedia. “There will be an evening of baroque love songs and stories, Amor, Dicea, a wonderful day at Charleston based around Virginia Wolfe’s novel Orlando and throughout the whole week a range of sporting events to take part and learn from run by BLAGSS (Brighton Lesbian And Gay Sports Society),” says Ms Manson. For full events details as they are confirmed visit the Pride website: www.brightonpride.org

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An anthology of work by nine new queer writers based in the South East will be released this summer as part of the Brighton and Hove Pride Festival. Whoosh! Is the result of a yearlong project led by Queer Writing South’s poets Maria Jastrzebska and John McCullough with their programme of ten-week workshops open to local LGBT writers. Queer Writing South launch party on Tuesday 29 July at 7.30pm in the Sanctuary Café. Free entry. Contact: Nathan O’Donnell or Bec Chalkley on 01273 571700 or email: QueerWritingSouth@gmail.com or visit:www.thesouth.org.uk/queerwritin gsouth for further information.

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Miss CoCo Peru After-show party

After her opening show at Komedia, New York and Hollywood drag legend, Miss CoCo Peru held an intimate after-show party at myHotel on Sunday 18 May. Coco is best known for her award-winning solo shows and roles in the films Trick and Girls Will Be Girls. A celebrated storyteller/monologist and an acknowledged member of the New York and Los Angeles’ drag royalty, she has also appeared in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, and TV shows Arrested Development, Will & Grace and Boy Meets Boy. Most recently, Coco provided the voice of Mamma Hippo in the Disney film The Wild! Image and edit: Tim Richardson www.varsanirichardsonphoto.com Ritchie aka Trudi Styles, Miss CoCo Peru

Holly Payton (Brighton Festival Fringe) Alex Lombardo, Jakki Phillips Miss CoCo Peru, Michelle Forsyth (Komedia Marketing Officer )

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Will Harris is looking to get physical but might just have to WAG it Sunday afternoon and it’s football in Preston Park, with the Lesbians, all of whom – as you might imagine – have a great deal of experience of the beautiful game. I, on the other hand, have managed – over the years – to accumulate all the sporting expertise of a lamp post, having spent most of my childhood PE lessons at the side of the field nattering to a dinner lady. But this particular sunny Sunday I felt in need of some macho physical exercise, so I dusted off my Y-Chromosome and prepared to show those girls who they were dealing with. Unfortunately, as it turned out, they were dealing with Shirley Temple. My first stumbling block arose when one of the group of lads playing nearby peeled off his top, revealing a body that – if I hadn’t been wearing my aviators – might very well have earned me a punch in the nose. “Dribble!” yelled Welsh. “DRIBBLE!” I was about to point out that she didn’t need to tell me twice, so much was I drooling over our tight-stomached neighbour, when Em came at me with a vicious side tackle. “OW! What did you do that for? You’re supposed to be my friend!” “We’re on different teams!” she yelled over her shoulder, as she sped off with the ball down the pitch. “I know, but still,” I muttered, trying to rub some life back into my shins. It was clear these girls meant business, and I was going to have to seriously step up my game if I was to escape with a shred of my masculinity intact.

Cash Queen at Po NaNa

Sunday the day of rest – for anyone who doesn't live in Brighton. This was the first time we've popped along to Cash Queen at the new venue: Po Na Na – and we liked it lots. With its quirky booths, comfy couches and sociable dance floor it was a great place to retreat to after an afternoon in the sunshine. The music was brought to us by Mick Fuller and Dulcie Danger – and kept us bouncing until it was almost too late to call in sick for work! Image and edit: Sam Milford www.realbrighton.com

“I dusted off my Y-Chromosome... to show those girls who they were dealing with. Unfortunately... they were dealing with Shirley Temple” Five minutes later and I was getting into the swing of it, by which I mean I was kicking the ball vaguely in a straight line and mostly to people on my own team. The next bruise to my ego came from an unexpected quarter: Melissa, the lipstick lesbian, who somehow managed to get the ball off me without even touching me. Being outplayed by a girl is one thing, but being outplayed by someone who looks like Marsha Brady really takes the biscuit. “William!” Welsh again, her Barry Island accent thickening with the pressure of being 3-1 down. “Why don’t you go in goal for a bit, eh?” The goal. My dreams of being a footballing superstar had come crashing down around my ears, and I’d been relegated to the five-a-side equivalent of the naughty step, miles away from everyone else. Oh well, at least it couldn’t get any worse. “Oh wow, look at the size of this daisy!” I exclaimed, bending down to take a closer look and totally oblivious to the ball as it whistled past over my shoulder. “What?” It was more comfortable on the sidelines anyway, and at least my sudden relegation allowed me ample time to drink pear cider in the sun and catch up on Heat magazine. That’s when I realised a happy truth. I may never be a great footballer, but I’d make one Hell of a WAG!

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cabaret and games. Open until 12:30am Star Inn Bear Camp Party. Until late. Food 12–3pm and 6–9pm

Saturday 7 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro Sun Downers. some of the best beach house music in Brighton. 8pm–2am, free The Basement Club@Legends Ignition. Ignite your life at Brighton’s latest gay popular Saturday nighter with the cool dance sounds of DJ Peter Castle. 11pm–4am, free before midnight/£5 after Candy Bar Sugar. Brighton’s best girl DJs on rotation. Including the Golden Handbag Award, and best female DJ Queen Josephine 10pm, £5 Legends Bar Pre-Ignition with sounds from 7pm. Smoking terrace, bar open 11am–5am free Monkey @ Kooklub Welcome return of this dirty tech house club night! 10.30pm, £5–£7 Queen’s Arms Saturday Afternoon Live. Vocalists, comedians, drag (3:30pm–5:30pm). Expect to be entertained! Party with DJ Kamp Kevin. Til 12am Revenge Kinky Dangerous. DJ Dusty O, Nik C, Dulcie Danger plays dangerous house upstairs. 10:30pm–late £5 before midnight/7 after Star Inn Bear Essentials: DJ Charlie. 8pm, free

Sunday 8 Dolly Diamond, Legends Bar, Sunday 8

Tuesday 3 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro Lunch served from 11am-8pm Sauna open 5pm–4am. £5–£8 Candy Bar Twisted karaoke night hosted by mistress of mic, Cat. DJ Rocket 9pm–2am free Queen’s Arms Karaoke: Betty Swollocks 9pm Star Inn Charity Jukebox. Food 12–3pm, 6–9pm

Wednesday 4 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro The Big Quiz. Food from 11am–8pm. Quiz 8pm The Basement Club@Legends Play. With DJ Alex Baker. House. 11pm–4am, free Candy Bar Bring it on! With Queen Josephine and Princess Andrea. Open DJ deck. 9pm, free Queen’s Arms 16th Anniversary Party. Cabaret with The Drag With No Name & DJ Andy B 9pm Star Inn Charity Jukebox.Food 12–3pm/6–9pm

Thursday 5 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro Lunch served from 11am-8pm Sauna open 5pm–4am. £5–£8 The Basement Club@Legends Sessions with DJ Eddie K. 11pm–3:30am free Candy Bar Dynamite Boogaloo. 9pm–2am £5/3

Legends Bar Cabaret spot. Bar open 11am–5am, cabaret 9:30pm Queen’s Arms Pride’s Got Talent Heat One. Talent show, with the eventual winner getting to perform at Pride. 12pm- 11.30pm, free Religion@Charles Street Club Two floors of anthems, funky house hosted by Mother Superior Joan Bond. With DJ Tony B, Lil Alex, Mikalis + Billie. Drinks £1. 10pm, £4/3 Star Inn Quiz night. Food 12–3pm and 6–9pm

Friday 6 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro. Jazz Lounge with Wesley Sebastian. Swing and intimate jazz. 7:30pm–11:30pm, £5/8 The Basement Club@Legends Celebration. Cassidy Connors presides over the cabaret from The Chavettes. DJs Steve Lush and Alex Baker play girly pop and handbag tracks. 11pm–4am, free before midnight/4 after Candy Bar Booty Call. DJ Rocket plays an eclectic mix of urban grinds and pop anthems. 9pm–late, free Lollipop and Housexual Funky house. 10.30pm, free Legends Bar Terrace and bar open all day. 7pm. 11am–5am, free Queen’s Arms Camptastic cabaret. DJ Andy B,

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Amsterdam Bar and Bistro Cabaret Sunday with Dame Connie Conway. 8pm–2am, free The Basement Club@Legends Embrace. With G.A.Y DJ Nick Shepherdson. 11pm–3:30am free Candy Bar. Eurotrash. With Size O Albino, Lola Fer Fifi and Rujd Sportz. 9pm, £5 Legends Bar Cabaret with Dolly Diamond. 3pm, free Queen’s Arms Super Sundays. With cabaret from Kitty Litter (5:30pm). Karaoke 8pm Star Inn Bear Bash: 8pm, free Sunday Sundae @ Audio DJs Richard Jones, Diablo and Kate Wildblood celebrate the legendary Sunday social. 7pm, £5/4

Monday 9 Amsterdam Bar and Bistro Relax and unwind with a la carte menu. 11am–8pm The Basement Club@Legends DJ Steve Lush, anthems and floor fillers. 11pm–3:30am

Candy Bar Shibby Shabblers. DJs Pookie and Crackwhore. £1.50 pints and vodka mix. 10pm–2am £3/2 Queens Arms Cherry Poppin’s karaoke. 9pm, free. Open until 11:30pm Legends Bar Cabaret: Dave Lynn from 9.30pm, free Star Inn Polar Bears and Silver Daddies night. Food 12–3pm and 6–9pm. 12am–12pm free

LGBT groups and services Brighton and Hove Police Report all homophobic and transphobic incidents to the police. Tel: 0845 6070999. Brighton and Hove LGBT Switchboard Helpline from 5pm. Tel: 01273 204050. Brighton Ourstory Project Including shows, exhibitions and books for research in LGBT communities. Tel: 01273 207757. Brighton Women’s Centre Information, counselling, drop-in, support groups. Tel: 01273 698036. Gems Twice monthly meetings for over 50s. Tel: 01273 737433. Mind Out Independent, impartial advice for LGBT people with mental health issues. Tel 01273 739847. Lesbian and Gay AA (general AA helpline). Tel: 01273 203343. LGBT NA Group. Narcotics Anonymous group. Meets Fridays. Tel: 01273 604604 Open Door Support, referrals, advice, complementary therapies, back to work training. Tel: 01273 605706. Something New Making choices, sharing lives. Group get together for gay men. Tel: 0870 760 5476. Sussex Beacon 24-hour medical care and day care. Tel: 01273 694222. Terrence Higgins Trust South HIV, free condoms, counselling and outreach work. Tel: 01273 764200. Wilde Clinic Gay men’s sexual health clinic open wed 6pm–9pm. Tel: 01273 664721

Dame Connie Conway, Amsterdam Bar and Bistro, Sunday 8

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Will make you see the underground in a whole different light... (2006, Sky Movies Indie, 1.50am. Dir Paul Andrew Williams) A semi-professional cast and a chilling gangland revenge plot give a real sense of steel to this brilliant no-budget thriller. Prostitute Kelly (Lorraine Stanley) and 12-year-old charge Joanne (Georgia Groome) are racing for the coast to escape London – but the life they want to leave just won’t let them alone.

TUESDAY 3 Annie Hall ★★★★✩ (1977, Sky Movies Indie, 8.25pm. Dir Woody Allen) Woody Allen’s monochrome love letter to New York still looks great after all these years, and may even make you forgive all the turkeys he’s foisted on the viewing public since. Witty one-liners and some true romance make it an all-time classic comedy with a dark undercurrent.

SATURDAY 7 Osmosis Jones ★★★★✩ (2001, ITV1, 2.20am. Dir Bobby Farrelly) The strange animated mix of inner space sci-fi and scatological humour almost makes this strange movie a bit of a cult. Slobby zoo worker Frank is laid under by a horrible virus – so it’s up to an heroic flu pill, and the white blood cell cop of the title to save his insides. Burp! Team America: World Police

WEDNESDAY 4 Minority Report ★★★★✩ (2002, BBC1, 10.45pm. Dir Steven Spielberg) Tom Cruise stars as a policeman on the run in this satisfying sci-fi thriller. In a future society in which crimes are forecast before they happen the police seem to have a hold on reality – but things go awry as reality starts to buckle. Deeply paranoid and utterly exciting all at the same time.

THURSDAY 5 Lorenzo’s Oil ★★★✩✩ (1992, ITV3, 12am. Dir George Miller) Fancy a superior weepie? Then you could do worse than this early nineties effort. The true(ish) story has Susan Sarandon as a family woman whose son contracts a horrendous brain disease. Determined not to give up on him she starts on her own quest for a cure which puts her at odds with the medical establishment.

FRIDAY 6 Money Train ★★★✩✩ (1995, BBC1, 11.40pm. Dir Joseph Ruben) Toot! Toot! All aboard for an all-action crowd-pleaser starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson as two foster brothers whose fate depends on a special subway car stuffed with cash wooshing its way under New York city.

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London To Brighton ★★★★✩

BBC 3, coming soon The bestselling comedy series in Australia is coming to our screens. And when I say bestselling I mean that when this went to DVD it sold like hot cakes (or perhaps something more Australian!) Comedian Chris Lilley has written and stars in this, not only as the main character but as two others as well. He plays Jonah Takalua, Mr G and Ja’mie King. In the aid of research I spent an hour watching clips of this show on YouTube and the ABC website, and I have to say that I was very impressed. This has had involvement with the producers of Kath and Kim and I was worried that it would follow the same vein where it would be funny for a while but then become dull. But this looks as if it will always make you laugh, as it did for me. Jonah is a 13-year-old boy who has ‘attention deficit issues’, who is ‘not dumb but choosing not to be smart at the moment’. He is that kid everyone knew at school, who does things and says things that are rude and stupid and mean but for some reason really funny. Mr G is the overly enthusiastic drama teacher who is looking for inspiration in anything that comes along, be it the queue in the cafeteria or the tragic death of one of the pupils. The final character played by Chris Lilley is Ja’mie King, an 11th grader spending her final school year in a public school on an exchange programme. I get the feeling Ja’mie will be my favourite character. It’s slightly worrying that a grown man has managed to recreate the bitchy girl at school who has been there and got the T-shirt before you! I wouldn’t say this was ‘roll around on the floor holding your splitting sides’ funny, but it is highly amusing and I can’t wait for it to appear on our tellies. I get the feeling this will be the new comedy of the moment, which we are lacking some of at the moment. Hopefully it will do well enough to stay with us for second series. Or at least create some new catch phrases for talking birthday cards! Which now appears to be the true rating as to whether a comedy’s doing well or not. I have not seen anything exactly like this before. The only things similar are Kath and Kim and The Office, as this is filmed in a mockumentary style that only adds to its humour.

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★★★★✩ (2004, Channel 4, 10pm. Dir Trey Parker) Korea, cruddy musicals and liberal Hollywood get it in the neck courtesy of Trey Parker and Matt Stones’ laugh-out-loud funny (and technically impressive) marionette-driven comedy. When a devilish dictator tries to take over the world, it’s time for Team America to step into Thunderbirds-style action.

SUNDAY 8 Devil in a Blue Dress ★★★★✩ (1995, BBC1, 11.20pm. Dir Carl Franklin) Walter Mosley’s clever crime novel gets the classy Hollywood treatment with a starry cast and a convincing 1940s Los Angeles setting. Denzel Washington stars as an impoverished serviceman pulled into a dark web of crime and corruption when he’s charged with seeking out a politician’s missing mistress.

MONDAY 9 Unbreakable ★★★✩✩ (2000, ITV1, 10.35pm. Dir M. Night Shyamalan) Bruce Willis is excellent in a creepy supernatural thriller about a security guard whose life changes forever after he survives a horrific train accident. When news of his good luck goes public he’s shadowed by a man who wants to explain an eerie theory about his apparent good fortune.


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The Devil Wears Primark Channel 4, 11.10pm The great defender of cheap ethical clothes comes under investigation as Alexa Chung adds a serious string to her bow in this investigation into Primark’s claims that it doesn’t use sweat shops. Through undercover filming and interviews with factory workers the skinny pretty one gets to the bottom of it all.

The Secret Life of Mrs Beeton BBC4, 10.30pm The godmother of baking powder and the author of the housekeeping bible for many years, this feisty costume drama has a bash at portraying the real life of the cultural icon. Dead by the age of 27, Mrs B was hardly the pressed and proper figure she’s been held up as.

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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9.10 Charlie and Lola 9.25 Fimbles Songtimes 9.30 Big Barn Farm 9.45 Nina and the Neurons 10.00 In the Night Garden 10.30 Let’s Write a Story 10.50 Primary History 11.10 Timewatch – Killer Cloud 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out of the Blue 1.25 Coast 1.30 Sun, Sea and Bargain Spotting 2.30 Through the Keyhole 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Escape to the Country 6.00 Eggheads Quizillicious. 6.30 A Taste of My Life Nigel Slater takes Sue Johnston of The Royle Family on a nostalgic journey back through her days at The Cavern in Liverpool, eating lemon meringue, hanging out with The Beatles, and discovering boys. Eureka! 7.00 Michael Palin’s New Europe Michael tells the story of how the three Baltic States, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia, shook themselves free of the Soviet Union. 8.00 Springwatch with Bill Oddie No coiled metal was involved in the making of this programme. 9.00 The Supersizers Go... Victorian Restaurant critic Giles Coren and writer and performer Sue Perkins spend the week on the diet of a wealthy Victorian couple. Hoorah! 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Absolute Zero Throughout history, scientists attempted to harness the effects of the ultimate limit of cold, known as Absolute Zero. From the father of air conditioning, to frozen food pioneer Clarence Birdseye, this film traces the progress of the scientists, innovators and visionaries conquering the cold. 12.20am Joins BBC News 4.00 English File: Death of a Salesman (x4)

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6.00 BBC News 6.30 South East Today; Weather 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Keith tries to prove that all is not lost and Bradley worries when his boss crosses the line. Oooh sir! 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Having been reinstalled back on Keller, Abra causes Michael to become suspicious when he tries to withold a liver transplant from a convicted murderer. The original rebel without a postcode without trouble? Never gonna happen. 9.00 Traffic Cops Documentary. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Imagine... Oliver Sacks Alan Yentob investigates the extraordinary impact music can have on the human brain. He travels to meet Tony Cicoria, who was struck by lightning and suddenly developed an insatiable passion for the piano – a remarkable case study from neurologist Dr Oliver Sacks’ latest book, Musicophilia. 11.25 FILM: The Abduction Club (2002) Starring Alice Evans, Daniel Lapaine. Period romantic comedy. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.30 Russia: A Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby 2.30 Ben Fogle’s Extreme Dreams 3.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 3.45 Joins BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Eli kidnaps Val and tries to hold Pollard to ransom. Against the odds, Val and Pollard tie the knot. Quite an achievement – a wedding drama not seen in Soapland before. Cunning writers. 8.00 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the award-winning quiz show in which contestants can win up to a million pounds. Cue Doctor Evil pinkie pose. 9.00 The Great British Body See highlights. 10.00 News at Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan On: Sandbanks Sandbanks in Dorset has become one of the most expensive places in the world to live, creating an increasing divide within the tiny town. Piers Morgan meets the new movers and shakers in town and finds out that not everyone is welcoming the new residents. 11.05 The Way We Were A nostalgic look at yesteryear. 11.35 Revenge TV People who have taken matters into their own hands, using cameras to right wrongs, solve mysteries and catch criminals. 12.05am Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime 1.50 Loose Women 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00 Home and Away News about Martha and Jack sends shockwaves around the Bay. Who couldn’t see it coming? 6.30 Monkey Life 7.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky 7.30 Extraordinary Animals Nellie, is a particularly intelligent pig who has become something of a star owing to her remarkable abilities. 8.00 Mystery of the Mummies This film travels to a remote part of China where hundreds of mummies with Caucasian features were found buried in the desert. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team investigate when a mob of hooded criminals terrorise the city by surrounding and beating up tourists. With a cameo from the ex-Mr Britney Spears. Truly. 10.00 CSI: Miami When a young man dies in a fire, Horatio and the team suspect arson. 11.00 Law and Order: Criminal Intent A troubled young man confesses to the murder of his parents, but Barek and Logan can’t shake the feeling that he is innocent. 12.00am The FBI Files 1.00 NASCAR: The Sprint Cup 1.50 USPGA Golf 2.40 Seniors Golf 3.50 Boxing: Fight of the Week 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Neighbours

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8.30pm Hannah Glasse: The First Domestic Goddess 9.00 What Happened Next? 10.00 The Biggest Chinese Restaurant in the World: Storyville 10.30 The Secret Life of Mrs Beeton. See highlights 11.55 Clarissa and the King’s Cookbook 12.25am Hannah Glasse: The First Domestic Goddess

3.45pm The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 9.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 1 10.00 FILM: Twister (1996) 12.10am Headcases 12.40 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

12.20pm Heartbeat 1.20 Sherlock Holmes: Hound of the Baskervilles 3.30 Jeeves and Wooster 4.40 Pie in the Sky 5.45 Heartbeat 6.55 Dempsey and Makepeace 8.00 Pie in the Sky 9.00 Clocking Off 10.00 Midsomer Murders 12.10am Clocking Off 1.05 Hack 1.50 Ironside (x2) 3.30 Surgical Spirit

2.35pm Beauty and the Geek (x2) 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years (x2) 11.00 Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious 12.00am Big Brother: The Auditions 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 1.50 The Simple Life 2: Road Trip (x2)

5.05pm Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 9.00 Secret Millionaire 10.00 True Stories: The Shutka Book of Records 11.40 The Closer 12.40am True Stories: The Shutka Book of Records 2.15 ER

3.00pm Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 9.00 Living with the Dead 10.00 Moonlight 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Living with the Dead 2.00 Ghost Hunters

UK TV Gold

Paramount

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

5.00pm Murder, She Wrote (x2) 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 My Family 9.00 Open All Hours 9.40 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 I’m Alan Partridge 11.40 2point4 Children 12.20am Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 Charlie’s Angels

3.00pm Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men(x2) 9.00 King of Queens (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City Top Ten 11.10 King of Queens (x2) 12.10am South Park 12.40 Comedy Store

6.00pm American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 Deadliest Catch (x2) 10.00 Alaska: Surviving the Last Frontier 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Forensic Detectives 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Deadliest Catch 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Extreme Engineering 5.30 How It’s Made

1.00pm Angel 2.00 FILM: The Haunting Within (2003) 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 3rd Rock from the Sun (x2) 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Locusts: Day Of Destruction (2005) 11.50 FILM: Project Viper (2002) 1.30am The Lost World 2.30 Ghost Stories

2.25pm Hellfighters (1969) 4.30 A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966) 6.10 Dead Heat On A Merry-GoRound (1966) 8.00 Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961) 10.00 Romeo And Juliet (1968) 12.25am The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner (1962)

11.00am 35mm 11.30 Everything Is Illuminated (2005) 1.20pm Annie Hall (1977) 3.00 Pecker (1998) 4.30 Mad Hot Ballroom (2005) 6.25 Apres Vous (2003) 8.25 Annie Hall (1977) 10.00 This Boy’s Life (1993) 11.55 Pecker (1998) 1.25am Resurrection Man (1997)

1.00pm Leave Her To Heaven (1946) 3.10 Cheaper By The Dozen (1950) 5.00 The Madness Of King George (1994) 7.10 Marvin’s Room (1996) 9.00 Bring It On (2000) Cheerleading teen comedy starring Kirsten Dunst. 11.00 Three Days Of The Condor (1975) 1.15am The Sniper (1952)

10.30am The Good Earth (1937) 1.00pm Mansfield Park 1.55 Mansfield Park 3.00 Harum Scarum (1965) 4.30 Bonnie Scotland (1935) 5.50 Texas Carnival (1951) 7.10 The Secret of My Success (1965) 9.00 Wise Guys (1986) 10.40 Lolita (1962) 1.20am Mr Ricco (1975) 3.05 Flight Command (1940)

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5/29/08

1:17 PM

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wednesday 4 The Hotel Inpsector Revisits Five, 9pm Hotelier Ruth Watson is back to check up on the checking in, in our favourite seaside county East Sussex. Having visited The Grand Hotel in Hastings in a previous series she’s returning to see if owner Peter Mann has made the changes – and kept them – that were needed from her last visit. Time for a nosy.

Six Degrees ITV1, 10.35pm Following the popular premise that we are all connected by six degrees of separation – yes, you really are that close to the Queen – sees this drama preparing to join the as yet unseen dots between six strangers’ stories. Work, relationships and murder are just some of the strings drawn together in this concept drama.

Big Bang Theory E4, 10pm The quirky series of the loveable antisocial neat geeks and their uber-glam neighbour Penny kicked off with a non-date between Leonard and Pen. Now, with the break-up of la femme funny fatale’s relationship they’re actually going on the real thing. Ooh! And they both turn to Sheldon for advice. Not wise.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 11.30 Trash to Cash 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Lazytown 3.30 Dennis the Menace 3.55 Frankenstein’s Cat 4.05 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.10 Young Dracula 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9.10 Charlie and Lola 9.25 Fimbles Songtimes 9.30 Big Barn Farm 9.45 Nina and the Neurons 10.00 In the Night Garden 10.30 A Picture of Britain 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Sun, Sea and Bargain Spotting 2.30 Through the Keyhole 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog it! 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Escape to the Country

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.10 ITV News 11.15 Meridian News and Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 House Guest 3.30 Taggart 5.00 Goldenballs

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 I Own Britain’s Best Home 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Law and Order 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home and Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.15 FILM: Ordinary Miracles (2005) 5.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Poker: Sports Stars Challenge III 2008 11.30 Football Asia 12.00pm LIVE Cricket 4.00 LIVE Cricket 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00am Soccer AM 1.00 Poker: Sports Stars Challenge III 2008 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Soccer AM 5.00 Sports Unlimited

6.00 BBC News 6.30 South East Today; Weather 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The New Blues Series following recruits as they are turned into Police Community Support Officers. The trainees are halfway through the course. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 What Not to Wear Revisited Series in which model Lisa Butcher and singer Mica Paris set out to prove that anyone can look stylish, whatever their shape, height or age. 9.00 The Apprentice The remaining five candidates face a different kind of challenge: they have to stand alone and face a gruelling interview process. Each of them are grilled by four of Sir Alan’s trusted business colleagues. What are YOUR weaknesses? 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Money, money, money. 10.45 FILM: Minority Report (2002) Starring Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow. Futuristic science fiction thriller. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Seaside Rescue 1.35 Alternative Therapies 2.35 Ben Fogle’s Extreme Dreams 3.05 To Buy or Not to Buy 3.50 Joins BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quizcredible. 6.30 A Taste of My Life Thandie Newton is pleasantly surprised with messages from her mum and dad, who make her native Cornish pasty, and her best friend who rustles up Oysters Rockefeller. 7.00 Mountain Griff Rhys Jones’ journey around the mountains of Britain brings him to Snowdonia in Wales. Every school trip in broad technicolour. 8.00 Springwatch with Bill Oddie Boing! Sorry – badgers! 9.00 Coast Nicholas Crane uncovers stories that made us the island nation we are today. He travels around East Anglia, a stretch of coast fighting a constant battle to survive the pounding seas, and meets a modern day King Canute. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired Companion discussion show to The Apprentice. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Visions of the Future Theoretical physicist and futurist Michio Kaku shows how quantum physics is giving mankind the almost godlike power to manipulate the fundamental building blocks of matter. But will we use it for good or evil, young Skywalkers? 12.20am Joins BBC News 4.00 English File: Death of a Salesman 4.30 The Merchant of Venice

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon has an audition for a local TV cookery show. Great, a telly star being a telly star. 7.30 Coronation Street Eileen’s advice puts Jason in a pickle. Wrong sandwich advice, Eileen. 8.00 The Bill Tension is running high between Max and Terry who are stuck in traffic when they are alerted by the screams of a woman. She is dragged from her vehicle by two men and stabbed. The suspects get away but it becomes clear that the incident is linked to a car theft racket. 9.00 The Great British Body It’s the day of The Great British Body sculpture, when hundreds of people are expected to strip off and take their place to form the shape of an inspirational British man and woman. Um, bit of a modesty, hiccup, ladies. The people just aren’t turning up to get starkers. Yikes. 10.00 News at Ten; Weather 10.35 Six Degrees See highlights. 11.35 Secret Diary of a Call Girl Drama series starring Billie Piper, based on the real-life diaries of an upmarket escort. 12.05am Bingo Night Live! 1.05 Quincy ME 2.00 Loose Women 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.00am Grabbit the Rabbit 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Just Shoot Me 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Will and Grace 9.30 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.00 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.30 Weapons that Made Britain 11.25 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 Eating for Britain 12.45 FILM: Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 2.20 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sasha is suffering badly from withdrawal and agrees to sleep with Nige for a hit. Don’t do it! 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil scour Luton and the Home Counties to help young artist and first time buyer Zena find a house for £125,000, and assist picky new parents Lysan and Bo in finding a property in Bedfordshire on a budget of £550,000. 9.00 River Cottage Spring Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall picks his favourite seasonal vegetables and foraged foods from the kitchen garden and hedgerow to make delicious recipes. 10.00 FILM: Blade: Trinity (2004) Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Dominic Purcell and Ryan Reynolds. Final chapter of the action adventure with the half-human/half-vampire comic book hero. 12.05am World’s Fattest Pet and Me 1.10 4 Music: What about Me? 1.40 4 Music: The Nokia Green Room 2.05 Coming Up: Scapegoat 2.35 Meeting Helen 2.45 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.10 3 Minute Wonde 4.15 St Elsewhere 5.05 In Your Dreams

Sky Sports 2 6.00 Home and Away Mattie is shocked by Ric’s deception. There’s no such thing as a secret in Summer Bay that won’t come out eventually. 6.30 Monkey Life This special edition travels to Chile, South America, where the team has joined forces with the military to fly 88 Capuchin monkeys to Monkey World. 7.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky 7.30 Massive Speed Chris Barrie takes a breathtaking ride through the history of hot rods, beginning with 1940s Californian street cars. 8.00 Megastructures The engineering behind Freedom of the Seas – the largest passenger ship ever built. Take that, Love Boat! 9.00 The Hotel Inspector Revisits See highlights. 10.00 Married to the Eiffel Tower: Strangelove Documentary exploring extreme relationships. This instalment looks at women who are sexually and emotionally attracted to objects. The film follows Naisho, an American woman who has ‘married’ the Eiffel Tower. Oh la la! 11.05 Most Evil 12.05am PartyPoker.com European Open IV 1.05 NHL Ice Hockey 3.45 Arenacross 4.20 Rolex Grand Am 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Neighbours

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 7.30 Pipeline Adventures 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 Motor Racing 10.00 Pool: World Cup of Pool 11.00 Powerboating 12.00pm Spirit of Yachting 12.30 The Rugby Club 2.00 Poker 4.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 BMX Supercross 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.00 NFL: Total Access 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 2.30 Trans World Sport

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Spirit of Yachting 7.00 The Rugby Club 8.30 Golf 9.00 Spirit of Yachting 9.30 BMX Supercross 10.00 Modern Pentathlon 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Motor Racing 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Pool: World Cup of Pool 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Total Rugby 7.00 BMX Supercross 7.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.00 Golf: PGA EuroPro Tour 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 Tenpin Bowling 12.00am BMX Supercross 12.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.00 Modern Pentathlon 2.00 BMX Supercross 2.30 Max Power

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Living

2.00pm Tru Calling 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x3) 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Don’t Forget The Lyrics 9.00 FILM: A Few Good Men (1992) 11.35 Cold Case 12.35am Prison Break 1.35 Tru Calling 2.30 Street Wars 3.20 Bite Size Brainiac 3.30 Airline (x2)

7.00pm Holby City 8.00 FILM: Galaxy Quest (1999) 9.35 Ideal 10.05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 11.05 Glamour Girls 11.35 American Dad (x2) 12.20 Ideal 12.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 1.50 Glamour Girls 2.20 Dog Borstal Unleashed 2.50 Shopping is My Life

7.30pm Sounds of the Seventies Solos 7.35 Batman 8.00 Venice 9.00 My New Best Friend 10.00 Etre Et Avoir: Storyville 11.40 What Happened Next? 12.40am My New Best Friend 1.40 Not Cricket 2: The Captain and The Bookmaker 2.40 Clarissa and the King’s Cookbook

3.45pm The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Cops With Cameras 9.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best and Worst 2 10.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 12.05am Keith Lemon’s World Tour 12.40 Laura, Ben and Him

3.30pm Jeeves and Wooster 4.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Dempsey and Makepeace 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Stuart Maconie’s TV Towns 10.00 Trial and Retribution 12.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.05 Hack 1.50 Ironside (x2) 3.30 Surgical Spirit

5.00pm Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Reaper 10.00 Big Bang Theory. See highlights. 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.00 Big Brother: More Auditions 12.05am Brothers and Sisters 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 1.50 The Simple Life 2: Road Trip (x2)

5.05pm Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Property Guide 9.30 Father Ted Christmas Special 10.45 Comedy Showcase 11.15 The World’s Most Offensive Joke 12.15am Shrink Rap

4.00pm Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 Desperate Learners Driving School (x2) 9.00 Nothing to Declare (x2) 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Living With Kimberly Stewart 2.00 Bewitched (x2)

UK TV Gold

Paramount

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

5.00pm Murder, She Wrote (x2) 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 My Family 9.00 Open All Hours 9.40 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 I’m Alan Partridge 11.40 2point4 Children 12.20am Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 Charlie’s Angels

3.00pm Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scrubs (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City Top Ten 11.10 Scrubs (x2) 12.10am South Park 12.40 Comedy Store 1.10 Edinburgh and Beyond 2.10 Sexy Cam

6.00pm American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 My Shocking Story 9.00 Rome 10.00 Bone Detectives 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Forensic Detectives 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Bone Detectives 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Extreme Engineering 5.30 How it’s Made

12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel 2.00 FILM: Icebreaker (1999) 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 3rd Rock From the Sun (x2) 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Boa Vs Python (2004) 11.50 FILM: Tremors (1990) 1.40am The Lost World 3.00 Flash Gordon

11.55am The Old Dark House (1963) 1.25pm Topaz (1969) 3.50 West Side Story (1961) 6.25 Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960) 8.00 Kes (1969) 10.00 The Apartment (1960) 12.10am In Cold Blood (1967) 2.30 Curse of The Werewolf (1961) 4.15 West Side Story (1961)

10.50am Farce of the Penguins (2006) 12.20pm Election (1999) 2.10 The Apostle (1997) 4.30 Manhattan (1979) 6.20 All About My Mother (1999) 8.10 Transamerica (2005) 10.00 Election (1999) 11.50 The Apostle (1997) 2.15am The Road To Wellville (1994) 4.30 Indie Close-Up

1.00pm Days of Heaven (1978) 2.55 Cleopatra (1963) Liz Taylor smoulders at soon to be husband Richard Burton in this historical love story. 7.20 Thunderbird Six (1968) 9.00 Kingdom of Heaven (2005) Orlando Bloom joins the Crusades in this Ridley Scott epic. 12.30am To Kill a King (2003)

10.35am Weekend at the Waldorf (1945) 1.00pm Mansfield Park (x2) 3.00 My Favorite Year (1982) 4.40 The Shoes of the Fisherman (1968) 7.25 Where Were You When The Lights Went Out? (1968) 9.00 Get Carter (1971) 11.05 The Best House in London (1968) 12.50am Hysteria (1965)

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5/28/08

12:08 PM

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thursday 5 Big Brother Launch Show Channel 4, 9pm They’re he-ere! Yes, it’s that time of year again when sunburn is plentiful and a dozen people get horrendously famous for no particular talent at all. Davina introduces them one by one into the house, as well as giving us a tour of the new habitat before the guinea pigs arrive. Plus, a few sneaky hints of what’s to come.

The Big Brother Launch Night Project Channel 4, 10.40pm It’s feeling more and more like a Friday, what with Davina being on (see left) and now good old Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr moving their Friday Night Project format to cater to the BB launch. It’s enough to confuse a person sufficiently not to make it in to work. Nice try.

Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives BBC4, 7.30pm The ex-Python funny man embarks upon a tour of the Middle Ages, concentrating on how much we actually know about the three king Richards. ‘Good’ King Richard turns out to be a rough sort, ‘Bad’ King Richard not half bad, and ‘Ugly’ King Richard – well, there’s a tale involving a certain Bard.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Trash To Cash 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Lazytown 3.30 Dennis The Menace 3.55 Frankenstein’s Cat 4.05 Stake Out 4.35 Hider In The House 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 10.00am Children’s television 10.00 In The Night Garden 10.30 Primary History 10.50 Megamaths 11.10 Primary Geography 11.30 Thinking Skills 11.40 Thinking Skills 11.50 The Maths Channel - Year 3 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out Of The Blue 1.25 Coast 1.30 Animal Park 2.00 Sun, Sea And Bargain Spotting 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Escape To The Country

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.10 ITV News 11.15 Meridian News And Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 House Guest 3.30 Taggart 5.00 Goldenballs

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Just Shoot Me 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.00 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.30 Weapons That Made Britain 11.25 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 FILM: Ten Tall Men (1951) 2.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 I Own Britain’s Best Home 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Law And Order 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 Five News Update 3.10 FILM: Too Young To Be A Father (2002) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 Boots ‘n’ All 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 LIVE Darts 11.00 Barclays Premier League World 11.30 Test Cricket 1.30am Barclays Premier League World 2.00 Race World 3.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly

6.00 Eggheads The quiz biz. 6.30 A Taste Of My Life Jo Brand gives us an anti-cookery lesson making bangers, mash and beans. Richard E Grant challenges Meera to make a bread and butter pudding. 7.00 Jonathan Meades: Magnetic North Helsinki may not be as north as it gets but it’s the end of the road for Jonathan Meades as he uncovers the peculiarly Finnish desire for eternal hibernation in man made wombs. Most bizarre. 7.30 Women In Black Amani makes her first trip to the Netherlands and hooks up with Bad Brya, a Dutch rapper of Moroccan origin. 8.00 Springwatch With Bill Oddie Twitter, tweat, craw, thump. 9.00 Heroes Peter and Caitlin learn about the endstage effects of the Heroes virus and any of the Heroes work together to fight the Nightmare Man. Talk about Oedipal! 9.45 The Graham Norton Show Show focusing on people, trends, stories and celebrity culture. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Heroes Unmasked A look behind the scenes of the series. 11.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.10am Malcolm In The Middle 12.30 Malcolm In The Middle 12.50 Joins BBC News 3.10 Meerkat Manor (x2) 4.00 The Birth Of Horror

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Ashley and Laurel are proven to be Arthur’s parents. 7.30 Monkey Business - Jim’s Legacy A two-part tribute to Jim Cronin the founder of Monkey World in Dorset - one of the largest ape and monkey rescue centres in the world. 8.00 The Bill Sally and Beth are out on patrol when they come across a man called Alan Marlowe, who has been badly beaten. 9.00 Taggart The body of private investigator Andrew MacHendry is discovered at the bottom of a quarry, with his two-year-old son left in an abandoned car above. When suicide is ruled out, the team try to find a murder motive. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Secrets Of My Success The people who spotted the changing trends in British tourism talk about how they exploited gaps in the market to provide consumers with luxurious alternatives to holiday camps and kiss-me-quick hats. 11.10 Love And War More wartime love stories with Peter Williams. 11.40 Police, Camera, Action! 12.10am Bingo Night Live! 1.10 Motorsport UK 1.40 Loose Women 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy puts her troubles with Ste behind her and decides to make them a romantic meal, but when she finds Josh upset and gives him her support, she does not realise that a jealous Ste has seen them together. That boy’s a lifer in the making. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookerybased reality show where the guests are bitter and the food is sweet. 9.00 Big Brother Launch Show See highlights. 10.40 The Big Brother Launch Night Project See highlights. 11.45 My Name Is Earl The Warden is faced with a major dilemma and needs Earl’s help. Earl agrees to comply in return for six months off his sentence and permission to throw a prison prom, to make up for the one he missed. Wherever will he get a tux from in the slammer? 12.15am Big Bang Theory Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon’s indulgence at an electronics store throws her offtrack. 12.45 Derren Brown: Trick Or Treat 1.10 Peep Show 1.40 King Of The Hill 2.05 Big Brother Live 4.25 Trans World Sport 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Ric realises he is fighting for his life. 6.30 Monkey Life The Chilean capuchins finally arrive in the UK. 7.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights from the third npower Test match. 8.00 Property List Searching for the best places to live in Britain. The first episode lists the top-ten coastal locations in the UK. Recent trends show that buoyant property prices and a refreshing lifestyle have made Britain’s coastal towns extremely desirable places to live. 9.00 House House’s team is presented with the case of a Jewish bride who collapsed at her wedding. House suspects the woman’s recent religious conversion is evidence of mental illness, bringing him into conflict with her new husband. 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy George anxiously awaits the outcome of his father’s surgery. 11.00 Pleasure For Sale First in a three-part documentary series taking an unflinching look at the realities of prostitution by chronicling the inner workings of a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada. 12.00am Quiz Call 1.00 NBA Basketball 4.00 Major League Soccer 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Neighbours

6.00 BBC News 6.30 South East Today; Weather 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ricky and Bianca try to get to the bottom of Liam’s fears. Parents? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby Blue The station is thrown into panic as a sniper starts taking shots at Holby South Police cars. Not clever. 9.00 The Invisibles Comedy drama series about two robbers drawn out of retirement. Maurice has a shock at the doctors and vows to lower his stress levels, just when Barbara forces him to do a job. Meanwhile Syd has had a health scare and rediscovers his youth. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the weekly political debate from Wolverhampton, where Foreign Secretary David Miliband joins the panel. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil and his resident helpers Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.20am Holiday Weather 12.25 Sign Zone: Panorama 12.55 Secret Peacemaker 1.55 Ben Fogle’s Extreme Dreams 2.25 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.10 Joins BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 7.30 Pipeline Adventures 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 European Tour Weekly 10.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 Total Rugby 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Equestrianism 6.30 Race World 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 LIVE Sky Poker Five O 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 Rugby League 3.00 Poker

Sky Sports 3 7.30am European Tour Weekly 8.00 Total Rugby 8.30 Irish Greyhound Racing 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 Tenpin Bowling: World Masters 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Irish Greyhound Racing 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 Tenpin Bowling: World Masters 6.00 Trans World Sport 7.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.30 LIVE Rugby League 9.30 WWE Late Night Raw 11.30 Extreme Championship Wrestling 12.30am IAAF Athletix Weekly 1.00 Darts

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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x3) 6.30 Malcolm In The Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Project Runway 9.00 Bones 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Road Wars 12.00am Prison Break 1.00 Cold Case 1.50 Road Wars 2.40 Tru Calling 3.30 Airline (x2) 4.20 Best Of Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.10 Guilty!

7.00pm Shopping Is My Life 8.00 Greek 8.45 Greek Uncovered 9.00 Blood, Sweat And T-Shirts 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Heroes 11.10 Family Guy (x2) 11.55 Greek 12.40am Blood, Sweat And T-Shirts 1.40 Shopping Is My Life 2.35 Greek Uncovered 2.55 Kizzy: Mum At 14

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives. See highlights. 8.00 A Child Of Our Time 9.00 A Revolution In Childhood 10.30 Blue Remembered Hills 11.45 Proms On Four 2007 2.15am Bombay Railway 3.15 A Revolution In Childhood

4.30pm Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy 6.35 Judge Judy 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 3 9.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 10.00 Gossip Girl 11.00 Entourage 11.30 The Office: An American Workplace 12.00am Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter

3.30pm Jeeves And Wooster 4.40 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Dempsey And Makepeace 8.00 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Numb3rs 10.00 Murder In Mind 11.00 Cane 12.00am FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 2.25 Hack 3.10 Ironside

4.25pm Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 My Name Is Earl 10.00 Big Bang Theory 10.30 Big Brother: Direct From The House 11.40 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.15am Big Brother: Direct From The House

3.00pm Hill Street Blues 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 River Cottage Spring 10.00 Without A Trace (x2) 12.00am The Closer 1.00 River Cottage Spring 2.05 Without A Trace

3.00pm Will And Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 Men In Trees 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Boston Legal 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Will And Grace (x2) 1.00 Boston Legal 2.00 Criminal Minds

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5.00pm Murder, She Wrote (x2) 7.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 My Family 9.00 Open All Hours 9.40 Victoria Wood As Seen On TV 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 I’m Alan Partridge 11.40 2point4 Children 12.20am Last Of The Summer Wine 1.00 Charlie’s Angels

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x4) 10.00 Sex And The City Top Ten 11.10 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.10am South Park 12.40 Comedy Store 1.10 The World Stands Up (x2)

3.00pm Deadliest Catch: Lobstermen 4.00 Days That Shook The World 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 American Chopper 9.00 Mythbusters 10.00 Smash Lab 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Forensic Detectives 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives

12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel 2.00 FILM: Big (1988) 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Tremors (1990) 11.50 FILM: Devil On The Mountain (2006) 1.40am The Lost World

12.35pm Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964) 2.35 FailSafe (1964) 4.30 Requiem For A Heavyweight (1962) 6.00 Two For The Road (1967) 8.00 Let’s Make Love (1960) 10.00 Cool Hand Luke (1967) 12.10am Cape Fear (1962) 2.10 FailSafe (1964) 4.10 Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964)

4.50pm An Inconvenient Truth (2006) 6.30 When We Were Kings (1996) 8.10 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 10.00 The Host (2006) 12.05am The Curse Of The Golden Flower (2006) 2.05 China’s Hollywood 3.05 Remnants Of Everest: The 1996 Tragedy (2007) 5.00 Sky Movies Preview

1.00pm The Dark Corner (1946) 3.00 Sailor Of The King (1953) 4.40 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 7.10 Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) Steve Martin comedy about a rather large family. 9.00 AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004) 10.50 Elizabethtown (2005) 1.10am John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)

1.00pm A Tale Of Two Cities (1980) (x4) 3.00 Gaby (1956) 4.40 Challenge To Lassie (1949) 6.00 The King’s Thief (1955) 7.25 Code Name: Emerald (1985) 9.00 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) 11.30 Night Digger (1971) 1.20am Pride Of The Marines (1945) 3.20 Made In Paris (1966) 5.00 The Thin Man (1934)

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5/28/08

6:28 PM

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friday 6 The Weakest Link: Apprentice Special BBC1, 8.30pm Since all of the interviewees thought that they were so smart here’s another chance for them to strive to be the best. As we know, competition brings out the best and most charming sides of these top job rejects so pitting them against Anne Robinson should be fun.

Derren Brown: Trick or Treat Channel 4, 10pm There always had to be a twist in the tail of Derren Brown’s final show in the series. Having called back everyone who took part in previous episodes, including David Tennant, for a wrap party he then sets about catching them unawares with his woo-woo psychological illusionist magic. Will they be amazed or annoyed?

The Avengers BBC4, 12.40am Perfect timing for rolling in from a Friday night and bunging on the telly for some high-camp highkicking action. Mrs Peel looks devastatingly sexy and playful in her made to measure catsuits, while Steed tips his bowler, hangs up his umbrella and pops open some more champagne. Bally good show!

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 11.30 Trash to Cash 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Lazytown 3.30 Dennis the Menace 3.55 Frankenstein’s Cat 4.05 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.10 The Basil Brush Show 4.35 The Slammer 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9.10 Charlie and Lola 9.25 Fimbles Songtimes 9.30 Big Barn Farm 9.45 Nina and the Neurons 10.00 In the Night Garden 10.30 Magic Key 10.45 The Way Things Work 11.00 The Way Things Work 11.15 Tales from Europe 11.30 Watch 11.45 Something Special 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out of the Blue 1.25 Racing: Epsom 4.30 Ready Steady Cook 5.15 Escape to the Country 6.00 Eggheads Quizilicious. 6.30 A Taste of My Life Actor Denis Lawson is embarrassed by his mum as she cooks his childhood tatties and mince. 7.00 The Profits of Gloom While many businesses brace themselves against a possible recession, Max Flint meets the people who are profiting from the slump. 7.30 Derby Day Preview Who will win the world’s greatest flat race – The Vodafone Derby? Probably a fella on a horse. 8.00 Gardeners’ World With the unpredictable weather on every gardener’s mind, this edition takes a closer look at climate change. 9.00 Alexei Sayle’s Liverpool No Scouser ever believes they have lost an argument. It’s made the city one of the touchiest and proudest places in the world – with a century-long tradition of radicalism and riot and an identity all of its very own. 10.00 QI Humourous quiz with Jimmy Carr, Doon Mackichan, Dara O Briain and Alan Davies. Host Stephen Fry. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Newsnight Review 11.35 The Culture Show 12.20am Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.05 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.50 Kyle XY 2.35 FILM: Greetings (1968) 4.05 Malcolm in the Middle (x2)

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.10 ITV News 11.15 Meridian News and Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 House Guest 3.30 Taggart 5.00 Goldenballs

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 Big Brother Launch Show 9.00 Will and Grace 9.30 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.00 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.30 Weapons that Made Britain 11.25 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 FILM: The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934) 2.20 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 I Own Britain’s Best Home 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Law and Order 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home and Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 The Family Recipe 3.10 FILM: Survival On The Mountain (1996) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 The Dogs 10.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 LIVE Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Super League 3.00 Friday Fight Night 5.00 Pipeline Adventures 5.30 Gillette World Sport

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The Dolands hand over Arthur to Ashley and Laurel. 7.30 Coronation Street Jason resolves to end his relationship with Becky – but can he do it? David is released. Good David or Bad David? 8.00 The Fat Bribe: Tonight In the second of a two-part special, Fiona Foster returns to a UK bingo hall to reveal the results of a unique experiment that offers workers financial incentives to lose weight. 8.30 Coronation Street Steve’s schoolboy antics put Dan in danger. 9.00 A Touch of Frost Frost investigates when a couple returning home from holiday find the body of a stranger in their bed. And while tackling a murder case, he accidentally discovers a cache of rare and exotic animals. As you do. 11.00 The Late News; Weather 11.45 Raines A 20-year-old drug dealer and aspiring comic book illustrator is found dead. Raines and Samantha are concerned about Charlie’s son. Why? Did he find them dead? 12.30am Bingo Night Live! 1.25 FILM: Whatever Happened To Harold Smith? (1999) 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sasha is desperate to win Fletch back but he is too disgusted to even speak to her. Spiral – d’you know what that is Sash? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Deadliest Catch After a profitable off-load on Akutan Island, Captain Sig Hansen and crew are back on the trail of the Alaskan king crab. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house. 10.00 Derren Brown: Trick or Treat See highlights. 10.35 Peep Show Sitcom about two socially inept flatmates. Mark gets into online gaming and live role play with Dobby and wonders whether she may be ‘The One’. Meanwhile, Mark and Sophie finally sort out their annulment. Jeremy joins a cult. 11.10 Gordon Ramsay’s F Word Food and cooking show. 12.15am Big Bang Theory 12.45 4Music Presents... The Fratellis 1.15 4 Music: Beat Stevie 1.30 4 Music: JD Set Presents Subways 1.40 Afterworld 2.05 Goalissimo! 3.00 Big Brother Live 4.25 St Elsewhere 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home and Away Will Ric walk away from the fight? 6.30 Monkey Life Series following the residents of Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. 7.00 Five News 7.15 Cricket on Five Mark Nicholas presents highlights from day two of the third npower test match of the summer between England and New Zealand at Trent Bridge. 8.00 Police Interceptors Time for an unlikely giggle. The unit deals with an Essex girl whose car is ‘too sexy’ for the law. 9.00 NCIS An investigation gets underway with the bizarre case of a marine helicopter discovered in the middle of a crop circle with both the pilots missing. 10.00 Shark With a serial sniper causing mayhem on Los Angeles’s freeways, the mayor puts pressure on Stark and his team to find him and bring him to justice. Just like Batman. Or maybe not. 11.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit When the body of a girl is found outside a bar, the case is ruled a suicide because her boss had repeatedly raped her. But the victim’s father vows vengeance. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.45 Out of Practice 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Neighbours

6.00 BBC News 6.30 South East Today; Weather 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The New Blues The final programme sees the recruits out of the classroom and onto the beat for real. They patrol in some of the toughest parts of Yorkshire. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders The truth about Jase playing away may actually be much worse. 8.30 The Weakest Link: Apprentice Special See highlights. 9.30 Have I Got News for You Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. Featuring guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panellists. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross Featuring actor and comedian Robbie Coltrane, with music from Paul Weller, who performs live in the studio. Much better than dead. 11.35 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw Sarah Cawood hosts the EuroMillions draw. 11.40 FILM: Money Train (1995) Starring Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Jennifer Lopez. Comedy. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: Imagine... Who Cares about Art? 2.20 To Buy or Not to Buy 3.05 Joins BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 Equestrianism 10.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.00pm IAAF Athletix Weekly 12.30 Barclays Premier League World 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 The Dogs 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Pipeline Adventures 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 9.30 LIVE Friday Fight Night 11.30 NFL: Total Access 12.30am Tight Lines 1.30 Motor Racing 2.00 Test Cricket 4.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Test Cricket 8.00 Darts 12.00pm Race World 1.00 NFL – Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Equestrianism 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Race World 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Suzuki Swift Cup 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Darts 5.00 Suzuki Swift Cup

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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x3) 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 FILM: Godzilla (1998) 11.35 Gladiators 12.35am Prison Break 1.35 Battlestar Galactica 2.30 Bite Size Brainiac 2.40 Tru Calling 3.30 Airline (x2) 4.20 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.10 Guilty!

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Last Man Standing 9.00 Doctor Who 9.45 Doctor Who Confidential 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Scallywagga 12.45 Ideal 1.15 Glamour Girls 1.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 A Seaside Parish 8.00 Early Music 9.00 Vivaldi’s Women 10.00 Rock Family Trees (x2) 11.40 Mark Lawson Talks to Alexei Sayle 12.40am The Avengers. See highlights. 1.30 Vivaldi’s Women 2.30 Early Music 3.20 Mark Lawson Talks to Alexei Sayle

6.00pm Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 1 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 2 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 3 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.50 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 11.50 Coronation Street (x2) 12.50 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 3

3.30pm Jeeves and Wooster 4.40 Wycliffe 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 Dempsey and Makepeace 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Rising Damp 9.30 Murder in Mind 10.30 Doc Martin 11.40 FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 2.10am Ironside 3.00 Rising Damp 3.25 Revisiting Brideshead (x3) 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

12.30pm One Tree Hill 1.25 Big Brother Launch Show 3.00 Big Brother: Live 3.50 Hollyoaks 4.20 Friends (x2) 5.20 Big Brother Launch Show 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 How to Look Good Naked 10.00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 10.35 Big Brother: Live 12.00am Big Brother: Live

2.00pm ER 3.00 Hill Street Blues 4.00 A Place in the Sun (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: Along Came A Spider (2001) 11.00 The Perfect Penis 12.00am The Closer 1.00 Grand Designs

3.00pm Will and Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 Moonlight 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Will and Grace (x2) 1.00 Moonlight 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Boston Legal

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Discovery

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Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

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7.00pm Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 My Family 9.00 Open all Hours 9.40 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.40 The Thin Blue Line 12.20am Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 Charlie’s Angels

2.00pm Becker (x2) 3.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 South Park (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City Top Ten 11.40 Fur TV 12.10am South Park (x3) 1.40 The World Stands Up

6.00pm American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 Unsolved Murders (x2) 10.00 A Haunting 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Forensic Detectives 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Unsolved Murders (x2) 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Extreme Engineering

12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Angel 2.00 FILM: Locusts: Day Of Destruction (2005) 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 3rd Rock from the Sun (x2) 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Creature (2004) 11.50 FILM: The Thirst () 1.30am The Lost World

12.15pm The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) 2.25 The Bible (1966) 5.20 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 7.45 Decades: 60s 8.00 The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (1965) 10.00 I’ll Never Forget What’s ‘is Name (1969) 11.45 Seconds (1966) 1.40am Wait Until Dark (1967)

12.45pm Best (1999) 2.45 On A Clear Day (2005) 4.30 L’enfant (2005) 6.10 Volver (2006) 8.15 A Scanner Darkly (2006) 10.00 Running With Scissors (2006) 12.05am Hard Candy (2006) 1.50 London To Brighton (2006) 3.20 Preaching To The Perverted (1997)

1.00pm Buona Sera, Mrs Campbell (1968) 3.10 That Riviera Touch (1966) 5.00 White Feather (1955) 7.00 Congo (1995) 9.00 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 11.20 After The Sunset (2004) 1.05am Boiler Room (2000) Giovanni Ribisi stars in this tale of unscrupulous traders and an honest ambitious man.

1.00pm A Tale Of Two Cities (1980) (x4) 3.00 The Barretts Of Wimpole Street (1957) 4.50 Ice Station Zebra (1968) 7.25 The Honeymoon Machine (1961) 9.00 Love At First Bite (1979) 10.40 Reckless (1984) 12.20am Victor/Victoria (1982) 3.00 Bataan (1943) 5.00 Riffraff (1935)

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5/30/08

9:52 AM

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saturday 7 The Supersizers Go…Victorian BBC 2, 6.35pm This week dark ‘n’ demure Giles Coren and perky sidekick Sue Perkins spend their week munching on fare that’s fit for a wealthy Victorian couple. As ever, it’s light on the culinary history and heavy on genuine reality TV-style ‘yuk’ moments. Bring on the devilled kidneys…

The Queen’s Wedding Channel 4, 8pm The first of a new four part series that indulges in a spot of right Royal muck raking among the higher echelons of British society. To mark the 60th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip’s marriage, this documentary reveals how the couple really got together. Bet they’ll both be amused (not).

Tory! Tory! Tory! BBC4, 11.30pm Now that David Cameron (left) looks within snaffling distance of the PM’s position it’s exactly the right time to screen this celebration/warning of the excesses of Thatcherism. Tonight the show reveals how Thatcher attracted supporters previously cast out into the party political wilderness.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Bill’s Food 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Derby Day 4.30 UEFA Euro 2008 Match Of The Day Live

6.20am Tikkabilla 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 The Likeaballs 7.10 W.I.T.C.H. 7.35 Trollz 7.55 Bernard 8.00 Best Of Friends 8.30 Thumb Wrestling Federation 8.35 Even Stevens 8.55 Diddy Dick And Dom 9.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 9.30 Escape From Scorpion Island 9.55 50/50 10.25 The Slammer 10.55 What’s New Scooby Doo? 11.15 Beat The Boss 11.45 Sportsround 12.00pm Kyle XY 12.40 Class Of 2008 1.05 Sound 1.30 Meta4orce 1.40 The Sky At Night 2.00 Tennis 4.30 Flog It! 5.00 Dad’s Army 5.35 Wild China 6.35 The Supersizers Go... Victorian See highlights. 7.35 The Minotaur. Part 1 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Another round of the topical news quiz with Ian Hislop and Paul Merton, plus guest host Jeremy Clarkson and guest panelists. 9.40 The Minotaur. Part 2 10.35 The Apprentice Reality TV series set in New York in which 16 candidates compete for the position of apprentice to real estate mogul Donald Trump. 11.35 The Apprentice: You’re Fired 12.10am FILM: Daddy and Them (2001) When struggling musician Claude and his wife Ruby get the news that Claude’s uncle Hazel has been accused of armed robbery and is in jail awaiting trial, they put aside their own marital problems and head down to Claude’s family with Ruby’s mother and sister in tow. It turns out to be a confusing and eccentric stay. 1.45 City Of Men (x2) 2.50 FILM: Force Of Evil (1948)

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Supernormal 9.40 Emu 9.55 Drake And Josh 10.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.55 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 12.30pm ITV News And Weather 12.35 Meridian News And Weather 12.40 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 1.45 FILM: The Karate Kid Part II (1986) 3.45 The World’s Got Talent 4.45 Meridian News And Weather 5.00 ITV News And Weather 5.15 F1: Canadian Grand Prix Qualifying

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Goalissimo! 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.30 The Nokia Green Room 10.00 Big Brother 11.00 Shipwrecked 2008: Battle Of The Islands 12.00pm Shipwrecked 2008: The Third Island 12.30 Shipwrecked 2008: The Hutcam Diaries 1.00 Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 3.35 The TV Show 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 4.50 Jamie At Home 5.25 Come Dine With Me

6.00am Test Cricket 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union: New Zealand V Ireland 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 LIVE Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Gillette World Sport 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Max Power 3.00 LIVE Indy Racing League 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly

7.15 Euro 2008: Portugal V Turkey Matt Smith introduces coverage of the Group A encounter between Portugal and Turkey from Geneva. Portugal, who finished runners-up at Euro 2004, will be hoping to get off to a winning start against a Turkey side that are in the tournament for the first time in eight years. 10.00 FILM: Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) Tense thriller in which a car thief is forced to steal 50 luxury vehicles in one night in order to save the life of his brother, who has fallen foul of a dangerous crime lord. 11.00 ITV News and Weather A round-up of the latest news headlines plus a national weather forecast. 11.15 FILM: Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) The TWOCing action continues. 12.20am Bingo Night Live! Eyes down for Bingo, with big cash prizes, tons of fun and plenty of games. 1.25 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 2.20 FILM: Osmosis Jones (2001) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.25 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 6.55 3 Minute Wonder: CCTV Nation A series of short films examining Britain’s apparent obsession with CCTV. 7.00 River Cottage Spring Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall cooks and tastes his way through the crops on offer as spring reaches its peak. 8.00 The Queen’s Wedding See highlights. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house. 10.00 FILM: Team America: World Police (2004) Off-the-wall comedy made by the creators of South Park. 11.50 PartyPoker.com Premier League Poker Twelve of the world’s best poker players compete in a league format for prize money totalling one million dollars. 12.50am FILM: Slackers (2002) Campus comedy about a deranged nerd who blackmails three twentysomething college wasters into winning him the girl of his dreams. 2.15 Big Brother Live 4.25 St Elsewhere 5.15 Countdown

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 7.15 Little Princess 7.35 The Beeps 7.50 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.10 The Milkshake! Show 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.55 The Mr. Men Show 9.10 Gerald McBoing Boing 9.40 Ebb And Flo 9.45 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10.00 Animal Rescue Squad 10.30 Neighbours 12.35pm FILM: 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994) 2.15 FILM: Ambush At Tomahawk Gap (1953) 3.35 FILM: Hard Times (1975) 5.25 FILM: French Kiss (1995) 7.15 Cricket On Five Mark Nicholas presents highlights from day three of the third npower Test match of the summer between England and New Zealand at Trent Bridge. 8.00 Five News and Sport The latest national and international headlines. 8.20 NCIS The team is on the hunt for a serial killer who is targeting the wives of marines. 9.20 CSI: NY When two bungeejumpers report a death on the Brooklyn Bridge, Mac and Stella are called in to investigate - along with Mac’s new love interest, medical examiner Peyton Driscoll. In Manhattan, Danny and Hawkes investigate the violent death of a young heiress. 10.20 Law and Order When a baseball fan is stabbed to death in a bar, Briscoe and Green suspect the killing might be linked to the team he supports. 11.20 True CSI Forensic investigation series. 12.20am Quiz Call Interactive quiz show giving viewers the chance to answer questions for money. 1.00 NHL Ice Hockey 4.00 Arenacross 4.45 Out Of Practice 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

7.00 Doctor Who As the shadows rise, the Doctor forges an alliance with the mysterious River Song. But can anyone stop the Vashta Nerada? 7.45 The National Lottery: 1 Vs 100 Quiz show in which one hopeful contestant takes on 100 opponents in a bid to win a big cash prize. Plus all of the weekend’s lottery draws. 8.35 Casualty Working relationships are put to the test at Holby’s sci-fi convention, and there are grave consequences when Charlie clashes with a new colleague. 9.25 BBC News The latest national and international news, followed by Weather. 9.45 Regional News The latest local news from the BBC. 9.50 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) Globetrotting action sequel in which intrepid archaeologist Lara Croft is recruited by British intelligence to track down mad bioweapons genius Dr Reiss, who holds the orb showing the whereabouts of the mythical Pandora’s Box. 11.35 UEFA Euro 2008 Match Of The Day 12.25am Derby Highlights 12.55 FILM: Assault On Precinct 13 (2005) Crime thriller. 2.25 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 3.25 Weatherview 3.30 Joins BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 Motor Racing 11.00 Friday Fight Night 1.00pm Gillette World Sport 1.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 Gillette World Sport 5.30 Motor Racing 6.00 LIVE Rugby Union 9.00 LIVE Rugby Union 11.30 Super League 1.30am Darts 5.30 Pipeline Adventures

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Darts 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 Pipeline Adventures 4.30 Sports Adventure 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 LIVE Super League 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 The Premiership Years 4.00 Super League

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1.00pm Are You Smarter Than A Ten-Year-Old? (x3) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle 4.30 Futurama (x3) 6.00 Gladiators 7.00 Futurama (x2) 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 Road Wars (x2) 11.00 Law And Order 12.00am Prison Break 1.00 Street Wars 1.55 Road Wars 2.20 The Villa 3.15 Mile High

7.00pm World Cup Outtakes 7.30 The Real Hustle 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.30 Top Gear 9.30 Little Britain 10.00 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 FILM: Galaxy Quest (1999) 1.20am Scallywagga 1.50 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2)

7.00pm The Book Quiz (x2) Literary panel show. 8.00 Not Cricket 2: The Captain And The Bookmaker 9.00 Oliver Twist (x2) 10.00 Broken Trail 11.30 Tory! Tory! Tory! See highlights. 12.30am Not Cricket 2: The Captain And The Bookmaker 1.30 The Book Quiz (x2) Liteary panel show.

3.15pm Pushing Daisies 4.15 Gossip Girl 5.15 America’s Got Talent 7.05 Movies Now 7.15 FILM: My Date With Drew (2004) 9.05 FILM: Another 48 Hrs (1990) 11.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 12.05am Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 2 1.05 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 3

6.00am Surgical Spirit 6.25 The Rockford Files (x2 8.20 Ironside (x3) 11.30 Kavanagh QC 1.10pm Robin Of Sherwood 2.15 Primeval (x6) 8.15 Primeval ... Behind The Scenes 9.20 FILM: The Stepford Wives (1975) 11.35 FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985) 1.35am Bramwell (x2) 3.30 Surgical Spirit

12.25pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 12.55 Big Brother: Live 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.25 Friends (x2) 6.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.55 Big Brother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Peep Show 9.35 Derren Brown: Trick Or Treat 10.05 FILM: The Fly (1986) 12.00am Big Brother: Live

9.00am Time Team Special 10.35 Time Team (x4) Digging-up-things type action. 2.40 FILM: Escape To Victory (1981) 4.50 Grand Designs (x4) 9.00 The Great Wall Of China 11.10 Grand Designs. Property porn. 12.15am The West Wing. US drama. 1.15 Deal Or No Deal 2.00 The Great Wall Of China

1.00pm The Steve Wilkos Show (x2) 2.50 The Fix 3.00 The Jerry Springer Show (x8) 7.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Living With The Dead 10.00 Hotel Babylon 11.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.05am Charmed 1.00 Exposed: Lindsay Lohan 2.00 Maury 2.55 The Fix

UK TV Gold

Paramount

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

6.40pm The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 7.15 Porridge 7.55 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 10.50 Absolutely Fabulous 11.30 Men Behaving Badly 12.10am Only Fools And Horses 1.15 The Good Life 1.50 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross x3) 4.35 Icons 4.40 The Good Life 5.10 Dallas

2.00pm King Of Queens (x2) 3.00 Scrubs (x2) 4.00 King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Scrubs (x2) 6.00 King Of Queens (x3) 7.30 Last Comic Standing 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 Everybody Hates Chris 10.00 Sex And The City (x8) 2.35 King Of Queens (x2) 3.30 Linc’s 4.00 The Job (x2) 5.00 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life In Film (x2)

6.00pm Really Big Things 7.00 How It’s Made (x2) 8.00 How Do They Do It? (x2) 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Crime Scene Australia 11.00 Forensic Detectives 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 The FBI Files 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Bone Detectives 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Extreme Engineering

12.00pm Flash Gordon 1.00 The Flash Gordon Story 2.00 FILM: The Adventures Of Captain Zoom In Outer Space (1995) 4.00 FILM: Big (1988) 6.00 Peter Benchley’s Creature (x4) 10.00 FILM: Daredevil (2002) 12.00am FILM: Project Viper (2002) 1.40 FILM: Bloodsuckers (2005) 4.00 Profiler 5.00 She Spies

2.20pm How To Steal A Million (1966) 4.30 Barefoot In The Park (1967) 6.20 A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966) 8.00 Barbarella (1968) 9.40 Rosemary’s Baby (1968) 12.00am The Killers (1964) 1.40 Underworld USA (1961) 3.20 Barbarella (1968)

1.40pm This Boy’s Life (1993) 3.40 Everything Is Illuminated (2005) 5.30 Marie Antoinette (2006) 7.35 Babel (2006) 10.00 Ravenous (1999) 11.45 The Passion Of Darkly Noon (1995) 1.30am Marie Antoinette (2006) 3.35 A Time To Leave (2005) 5.00 Sky Movies Preview

1.00pm Project X (1987) 3.00 Cheaper By The Dozen (1950) Catholic comedy. 4.45 The Madness Of King George (1994) 6.50 WarGames (1983) Hacker drama, 9.00 Entrapment (1999) 11.05 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 12.40am The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys (2001)

10.55am Woman Of The Year (1942) 1.00pm Mildred Pierce (1945) 3.00 The Big Sleep (1946) 5.00 Bells Are Ringing (1960) 7.15 Skyjacked (1972) 9.00 That’ll Be The Day (1973) 10.45 Stardust (1975) 12.35am Ryan’s Daughter (1970) 3.45 Little Caesar (1930) 5.00 Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (1932)

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sunday 8 Natural World BBC2, 6.20pm Multi-millionaire landowner Paul Lister is a man with a dream: to turn his 23,000 acre Scottish estate into Europe’s first wilderness reserve. The only problem is that the local people are less convinced by his plan. Will they change their minds and start letting a load of moose (left) loose about his glen?

Tony Robinson’s Crime and Punishment Channel 4, 7pm Four part series in which Tony Robinson swans about the country trying to discover the origins of our nations’ laws. This week he demonstrates trial by flesh-burning and visits a rural town where Norman ideas have inspired a new punishment for modern day ASBO kids.

Favourite Things BBC 4, 10pm These are a few of Maggie Thatcher’s favourite things – as revealed to camp human Weeble Russell Harty when she invited him into her home during the 1980s. Watch in terror/admiration as she discloses her favourite recipes, her bestest poems, and the real reason the lady was never, ever for turning.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Life 11.00 Countryfile 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 EastEnders 2.55 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 3.20 Keeping Up Appearances 3.50 Points of View 4.05 Songs of Praise 4.40 UEFA Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live

6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Tikkabilla 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Legend of the Dragon 7.25 Watch My Chops 7.35 The Batman 7.55 Bernard 8.00 Trapped 8.30 Raven – The Secret Temple 8.55 The Owl 9.00 Roar 10.00 Something for the Weekend 11.30 Isle of Man TT 12.30pm Moto GP: Catalunya 2.00 Tennis: French Open Men’s Final 6.10 Watching the Wild: Fallow Deer Nature documentary series. Simon King ventures into the New Forest to watch the Fallow Deer. 6.20 Natural World See highlights. 7.10 Meerkat Manor The Zappa gang’s dominant female Lola is missing and her sister Punk seizes power. 7.35 Meerkat Manor The Whiskers clan splits as the drought continues. Flower and her half of the clan face danger in their old home, while Rocket Dog struggles to lead the rest of the clan. 8.00 Ray Mears Goes Walkabout Ray Mears travels to the Torres Strait islands to learn how the island lifestyle has helped them retain much of their Bushcraft and knowledge. 9.00 Wild China A look at China’s environmental problems. 10.00 Russia: A Journey with Jonathan Dimbleby 11.00 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.45 Heroes 12.30am Heroes Unmasked 12.45 FILM: Leon The Pig Farmer (1992) 2.25 Joins BBC News 4.00 The Super League Show

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Jim Jam and Sunny 9.40 Jim Jam and Sunny 9.50 Captain Mack 10.05 Coronation Street Omnibus 12.20pm ITV News and Weather 12.25 Meridian News and Weather 12.35 FILM: Buffalo Bill And The Indians (1976) 2.50 FILM: Clockwise (1986) 4.40 Meridian News and Weather 4.50 ITV News and Weather 5.05 F1: Canadian Grand Prix Live

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Trans World Sport 7.55 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 8.25 The Shooting Party 8.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.25 Shipwrecked 2008: Battle of the Islands 12.35pm Shipwrecked 2008: The Third Island 1.10 The Nokia Green Room 1.40 Big Brother’s Little Brother 2.40 Take That Live at the O2 4.15 The Simpsons 4.45 Time Team 5.45 Scrapheap Challenge

6.55am Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 7.05 Little Princess 7.25 The Beeps 7.40 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 7.55 The Milkshake! Show 8.30 Hana’s Helpline 8.45 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Gerald McBoing Boing 9.25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 9.40 Demolition Dad 10.00 The Gadget Show 11.00 Megastructures 12.00pm Ice Road Truckers 1.00 FILM: Androcles And The Lion (1952) 2.55 FILM: The Professionals (1966) 5.10 FILM: 13 Going On 30 (2004)

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 The Premiership Years 9.00 Where Are They Now? 9.30 Cricket Writers on TV 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 7.00 LIVE Darts 11.00 Test Cricket 1.00am Darts 4.00 Max Power 5.00 Where Are They Now? 5.30 Wild Spirits

8.00 Coronation Street Steve faces the consequences of his actions as Dan’s condition worsens. 9.00 Taggart A dead gambler is found to have thousands of pounds stashed in his flat, leading the detectives to suspect he was receiving insider information from a racing stable. 10.30 ITV News and Weather A round-up of the latest news headlines plus a national weather forecast. 10.45 Sarah Waters: The South Bank Show Melvyn Bragg talks to author Sarah Waters, twice shortlisted for the Booker Prize. Her book Affinity is about to be shown on ITV, and she chats to Andrew Davies who has adapted her novels for the screen, about their collaboration. 11.45 F1: Canadian Grand Prix Highlights Steve Rider presents the best of the action from the seventh round of this year’s World Championship, from the Gilles Villeneuve circuit in Montreal, where Lewis Hamilton hopes to manage a repeat of his victory last year. 12.45am The Way We Worshipped 1.15 Dial a Mum 1.50 Car Hunt (x2) 2.45 Fat Chance (x2) 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.45 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Tony Robinson’s Crime and Punishment See highlights. 8.00 How TV Changed Britain Six-part series exploring the impact of television on British culture. Each episode tackles a different television theme that has captured the attention of the viewing public, and looks at landmark shows that have shaped the nation’s attitudes. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house. 10.00 Sunday Night Project Katie Price and Peter Andre are this week’s guest hosts, facing a question and answer session from the studio audience. 11.10 FILM: Frequency (2000) An atmospheric phenomenon enables a New York police officer to communicate with his beloved dead father, a firefighter and amateur radio enthusiast, across thirty years. 1.20am Big Brother Live All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house. 4.25 St Elsewhere 5.15 Countdown

7.00 Five News and Sport The latest national and international headlines. 7.15 Cricket on Five Mark Nicholas presents highlights from day four of the third npower test match of the summer between England and New Zealand at Trent Bridge. 8.00 Rough Guide to Ultimate Escapes A collection of highlights from the travel series presented by Julia Bradbury and Toby Amies. 9.00 FILM: The Rookie (1990) Hard-hitting action film about a veteran police officer forced to break in a new young partner while trying to bust an international stolen-car ring. 11.15 FILM: Hard Time (1998) Taut thriller about a maverick cop who is framed for murder after a botched stakeout. 1.05am NBA Basketball 4.00 NBA All Star Weekend 4.20 Rolex Grand Am 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

7.00 BBC News National and international news, followed by regional news and weather. 7.15 Regional News and Weather 7.25 UEFA Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live 10.00 BBC News National and international news, followed by Weather. 10.20 The Apprentice: Why I Fired Them 11.20 FILM: Devil In A Blue Dress (1995) Mystery drama set in 1948 Los Angeles about an impoverished black ex-serviceman who, having just lost his job and needing to keep up the mortgage payments, accepts a job tracking down a mayoral candidate’s missing mistress. From Walter Mosley’s novel. 12.55am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.00 Sign Zone: Wild China 2.00 Holby City 3.00 Aliyah – The Journey Home 3.30 Hard Sell 4.00 Joins BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Darts 10.00 International Rugby Union 1.00pm LIVE Darts 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Where Are They Now? 6.00 WWE Experience 7.00 LIVE NASCAR 11.30 Where Are They Now? 12.00am Golf Night 2.00 Polo: World Championship

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Max Power 7.00 Test Cricket 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 WWE Vintage Collection 11.00 Wild Spirits 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 International Rugby Union 7.00 Polo: World Championship 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am International Rugby Union

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1.00pm Futurama (x2) 2.00 Robot Wars Extreme II 3.00 Project Runway 4.00 Malcolm in the Middle (x3) 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Gladiators 7.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 The 50 Greatest TV Endings 11.00 Gladiators 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Street Wars 1.50 The Villa

7.00pm Sound 7.30 The Real Hustle 8.00 Doctor Who 8.45 Doctor Who Confidential 9.00 Greek 9.45 Greek Uncovered 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Scallywagga 11.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 12.15am Torn Up Tales 12.45 The Real Hustle 1.15 Shopping is My Life

7.00pm Bombay Railway 8.00 My New Best Friend 9.00 The Making of the Iron Lady 10.00 Favourite Things. See highlights. 10.30 The Alan Clark Diaries (x2) 11.30 Tory! Tory! Tory! 12.30am The Making of the Iron Lady 1.30 My New Best Friend 2.30 Tory! Tory! Tory!

12.55pm Emmerdale Omnibus 3.50 Coronation Street Omnibus 6.10 Britain’s Got More Talent: Best & Worst 1 7.10 America’s Got Talent 9.00 Supernatural 10.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 11.00 Coronation Street 12.00am FILM: Sleepless In Seattle (1993) 2.00 Teleshopping

8.35am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.50 The Wonder Years (x2) 11.50 Wycliffe 1.00pm Primeval (x7) 8.00 Through the Anomaly 9.00 FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985) 11.00 FILM: The Stepford Wives (1975) 1.10am Hammer House of Horror 2.15 Ironside 3.10 Surgical Spirit 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

12.30pm Big Brother: Live 3.20 Shipwrecked 2008: Battle of the Islands 4.25 Shipwrecked 2008: The Third Island 4.55 Friends (x2) 5.55 Big Brother 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Supernanny US 10.00 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 11.00 Brothers and Sisters 12.00am Big Brother: Live

1.45pm Location, Location, Location (x5) 4.35 Come Dine with Me (x5) 7.25 Jamie at Home 7.55 Grand Designs Abroad 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 10.00 The Girls Who Were Found Alive 11.05 Father Ted 11.40 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.45am Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.25 Father Ted

3.45pm The Fix 3.50 Maury (x2) 5.30 The Jerry Springer Show 6.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 7.00 Extreme: Celebrity Rehab 8.00 Nothing to Declare (x2) 9.00 CSI: Miami 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Charmed 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Maury 2.55 The Fix

UK TV Gold

Paramount

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

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6.00pm A Close Shave 6.40 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 7.20 Open All Hours 8.00 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 9.50 Only Fools and Horses 10.55 Little Britain 11.35 Gimme Gimme Gimme 12.10am FILM: Carry On England (1976) 1.55 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (x3) 4.50 Dallas

6.00am QVC: Shopping Made Easy 9.00 King of Queens (x24) 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 Everybody Hates Chris 10.00 Sex and the City (x5) 1.25 Last Comic Standing 2.55 King of Queens 3.25 Linc’s 3.55 The Nathan Caton Show 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Sir Leslie Quint: A Life in Film (x2) 5.10 King of Queens (x2)˚

6.00pm Mythbusters 7.00 Deadliest Catch 8.00 Alaska: Surviving the Last Frontier 9.00 Unsolved Murders (x2) 10.00 A Haunting 11.00 Forensic Detectives 12.00am Crime Scene USA: Body of Evidence 12.30 Crime Scene USA: North Mission Road 1.00 The FBI Files 2.00 Forensic Detectives

12.05pm Star Trek 1.10 FILM: Frozen Impact (2002) 3.00 FILM: Hercules And The Circle Of Fire (1994) 5.00 FILM: Locusts: Day Of Destruction (2005) 7.00 Flash Gordon 8.00 Jack and the Beanstalk 9.50 FILM: Sands Of Oblivion (2007) 11.40 FILM: Creature (2004) 1.30am Flash Gordon 2.30 Ghost Stories

10.30am Flaming Star (1960) 12.15pm Wild In The Country (1961) 2.10 The Italian Job (1969) 3.55 Billion Dollar Brain (1967) 5.50 True Grit (1969) 8.00 Bullitt (1968) 10.00 The Italian Job (1969) 11.45 Castle Keep (1969) 1.40am The Pawnbroker (1965) 3.40 Flaming Star (1960)

12.20pm Decades: 60s 12.50 Rushmore (1998) 2.30 New Police Story (2004) 4.35 Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of the War Of The Worlds 6.35 Transamerica (2005) 8.25 Rushmore (1998) 10.00 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 11.50 Resurrection Man (1997) 1.40am Guy (1996)

1.00pm WarGames (1983) 3.10 The Gentle Sex (1943) 5.00 The Four Feathers (1939) 7.10 Addams Family Values (1993) 9.00 Dogma (1999) 11.30 Three Days Of The Condor (1975) 1.45am The League Of Gentlemen (1960)

7.05am Hell Divers (1932) 9.00 The Big Sleep (1946) 11.00 Kim (1950) 1.00pm The Philadelphia Story (1940) 3.00 Doctor Zhivago (1965) 6.10 Arena (1953) 7.25 Elvis On Tour (1972) 9.00 Sophie’s Choice (1982) 11.35 Pennies From Heaven (1981) 1.30am King’s Row (1942) 3.40 Act Of Violence (1949) 5.00 Greed (1924)

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monday 9 Dispatches: Gordon Brown: Where Did It All Go Wrong Channel 4, 8pm “Probably the second Blair left” will be what many Labour Party supporters will be muttering during this look at how Brown has adapted to his new job. This documentary starts with the weather emergencies of last summer and ends with Labour’s hammering at the local elections.

Victorian Sex Explorer Channel 4, 9pm Could be the launch of a new kinkier British version of Quantum Leap – but instead it’s more evidence to show how Victorians weren’t as straight laced as they seemed. Rupert Everett profiles Richard Burton, the explorer who brought the exotica of the Kama Sutra and Arabian Nights back to Blighty.

Portillo on Thatcher: The Lady’s Not For Spurning BBC 4, 9pm With a dearth of anything good on the other channels (apart from N3mbers over on ITV3, natch) it’s more Thatcher action on BBC4. This time Michael Portillo gives his verdict on the former Tory boss and speaks about the damage Margaret inflicted on his party in the John Major years.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer 11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy 11.30 Trash to Cash 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 LazyTown 3.30 Animalia 3.55 Arthur 4.10 Grange Hill 4.35 Newsround 4.45 UEFA Euro 2008 Match of the Day Live

6.55am Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Pitt and Kantrop 7.25 Newsround 7.30 Hider in the House 8.25 The Owl 8.30 CBeebies Springwatch 9.00 Bob the Builder: Project Build It 9.10 Charlie and Lola 9.25 Fimbles Songtime 9.30 Big Barn Farm 9.45 Nina and the Neurons 10.00 In the Night Garden 10.30 Focus 10.50 Primary Geography 11.10 Razzledazzle 11.30 Seasonal Snapshots 11.50 Science Clips Investigates 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out of the Blue 1.25 Tennis: Artois Championships 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the formidable Eggheads, quiz champions including millionaire winner Judith Keppel. 6.30 A Taste of My Life Nigel Slater hosts a biographical chat show which explores the lives and loves of celebrities through their personal experiences of food. 7.00 Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 8.00 Springwatch with Bill Oddie In the biggest ever survey of British wildlife in spring, Bill Oddie, Kate Humble and Simon King will be following the fortunes of a cast of unforgettable wildlife characters over three weeks at the climax of the season. 9.00 Mary Queen of Shops 10.00 Have I Got News For You 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Jet Stream and Us Documentary tracing the human understanding of the jet stream. 12.20am Joins BBC News 4.00 Short Circuit: Biology

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.10 ITV News 11.15 Meridian News and Weather 11.20 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 House Guest 3.30 Taggart 5.00 Goldenballs

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Frasier 9.30 War of the World 10.25 Make Me a Grown Up 11.00 Make Me a Grown Up 11.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 Supporting Acts 12.45 FILM: Titanic (1996) 2.20 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Where Are They Now? 9.30 Sky Sports Classics 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 2.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 6.00 Sky Sports Classics 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 Where Are They Now? 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Where Are They Now? 10.00 Test Cricket 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Where Are They Now? 1.30 Test Cricket 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Where Are They Now? 5.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing

6.00 Meridian Tonight All the latest news, sport and breaking stories from across the region. Including Meridian weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News and Weather A round-up of the latest national and international news stories, plus a national weather forecast. 7.00 Emmerdale In a fit of rage, Andy destroys Sarah’s dolls house. Laurel struggles with Arthur’s presence. Terry makes peace with Andy and Jo. 7.30 Euro 2008: Holland V Italy Steve Rider introduces live coverage of the Group C match between Holland and Italy from Berne. 10.00 News at Ten and Weather A round-up of the day’s news, a national weather forecast and the latest news and weather in your region. 10.35 FILM: Unbreakable (2000) Supernatural thriller about a security guard who, having been the sole survivor of a high-fatality train crash, finds himself at the centre of a mysterious theory that explains his consistent physical good fortune. 12.35am Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime 1.30 Nightwatch with Steve 2.20 Loose Women 3.10 Everything Must Go Special 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Lisa develops a crush on bully Nelson Muntz after spending an afternoon in detention with him. 6.30 Hollyoaks Amy is frightened to tell Ste the truth about the pregnancy. Rhys feels like an outsider in his own home as Gilly and Josh ignore him. Fletch ends up homeless and hungry. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Fourdocs One of the best short films created for Channel 4’s broadband channel for documentaries. 8.00 Dispatches: Gordon Brown: Where Did It All Go Wrong? See highlights. 9.00 Victorian Sex Explorer See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours in the Big Brother house. 11.05 Derren Brown: The System Derren Brown anonymously tells a single mother which horse will win at the next day’s races – again and again – culminating in a final, massive bet. 12.10am FILM: Little Fish (2005) 2.10 Big Brother Live 4.00 Forum: Once Upon a Planet (x3) 5.00 When the Romans Came to Wales (x2)

7.00am The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 7.15 Rupert Bear 7.25 Mio Mao 7.30 Roary 7.40 The Mr. Men Show 7.50 Make Way for Noddy 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Roobarb and Custard Too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 I Own Britain’s Best Home 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Law and Order 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home and Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 Five News 3.10 FILM: Gridlock (1995) 5.00 News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home and Away Jazz sets her sights on Miles. Something is wrong with Ric and Viv’s baby. How low will Noel sink to make Ric fight again? 6.30 Zoo Days The zoo’s Amur tiger couple are celebrating Christmas with a little help from their keepers and a pack of rare African hunting dogs. 7.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky. 7.15 Cricket on Five Mark Nicholas presents highlights from day five of the third npower test match of the summer between England and New Zealand at Trent Bridge. 8.00 The Gadget Show Suzi and Jason focus on the world of sport as they test a range of athletic gadgets. 9.00 Warship The crew prepares to host a dinner for naval royalty; the awesome Harrier jump jets arrive onboard; and love is in the air for one young couple. 10.00 Kidnapped Abroad 11.05 FILM: Cop (1988) Intense thriller about a detective whose determination to solve a murder case destroys his personal life. 1.10am NASCAR 2.00 USPGA Golf 2.40 Arenacross 3.25 Boxing: Fight of the Week 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Neighbours

7.00 BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC, followed by weather. 7.30 South East Today; Weather Regional news magazine. 8.00 EastEnders Mary becomes frustrated playing the long game with Jase. Denise battles with Lucas while Shirley finds herself at the helm of the Vic. 8.30 Panorama Current affairs programme presented by Jeremy Vine. 9.00 Britain Under Water 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents around the world. 10.25 South East Today; Weather Regional news magazine. 10.33 BBC Weather The latest weather forecast. 10.35 One Foot in the Grave Margaret comes into some money. 11.05 UEFA Euro 2008 Match of the Day 11.55 FILM: Seconds To Spare (2002) 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: What Not to Wear Revisited 2.30 Women in Black 3.00 Hard Sell 3.30 Joins BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 Darts 1.00pm NASCAR 4.00 Darts 7.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 8.00 Test Cricket 10.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 11.00 Speedway 1.00am World Motor Sport 3.30 Speedway

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Test Cricket 8.00 NASCAR 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm International Rugby Union 3.00 Golf Night 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 Sports Adventure 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am Extreme Championship Wrestling 1.00 WWE Heat 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw

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extraterrestrial Sky One

BBC3

BBC4

ITV2

ITV3

E4

More4

Living

2.00pm Tru Calling 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Gladiators 6.00 Futurama 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 FILM: A Few Good Men (1992) 12.35am Road Wars 1.35 Stargate Atlantis 2.25 Tru Calling 3.15 Cold Case 4.10 Bite Size Brainiac 4.20 Brainiac: Science Abuse

7.00pm Dragons’ Den 8.00 The Real Hustle 8.30 Glamour Girls 9.00 Gavin and Stacey (x2) 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Ideal 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Gavin and Stacey (x2) 12.45am Ideal 1.15 Glamour Girls 1.45 The Real Hustle 2.15 Shopping is My Life 3.15 Spendaholics 4.15 Close

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Living with Modernism 8.00 The Life of Mammals 9.00 Portillo on Thatcher: The Lady’s Not For Spurning. See highlights. 10.30 The Alan Clark Diaries (x2) 11.30 Tory! Tory! Tory! 12.30am The Cult of Howards’ Way 1.00 Portillo on Thatcher

12.00pm Coronation Street 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 FILM: Sleepless In Seattle (1993) 11.05 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 1.40am Teleshopping

1.15pm Heartbeat 2.20 Quincy, ME 3.25 PD James: Death of an Expert Witness 4.35 Heartbeat 5.40 Dempsey and Makepeace 7.50 PD James: Death of an Expert Witness 9.00 P D James – A Certain Justice 10.00 Numb3rs 11.00 Cane 11.55 Kavanagh QC 1.20am Ironside (x3)

2.20pm Big Brother 3.20 Big Brother: Live 4.20 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 5.55 Big Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Beauty and the Geek 11.00 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 12.05am Hollyoaks: In the City 1.05 Big Brother: Live

5.05pm Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Property Guide 10.35 Without a Trace 11.35 Alive: Lost in the Snow 12.35am The Closer

4.00pm Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 The Steve Wilkos Show 7.55 The Fix 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 10.00 Hotel Babylon 11.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Criminal Minds 1.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 2.00 Charmed

UK TV Gold

Paramount

Discovery

Sci Fi

Sky Movies

Sky Movies

Film4

TCM

6.00pm Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 My Family 9.00 Open All Hours 9.40 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme 11.40 2point4 Children 12.20am Last of the Summer Wine 1.00 Charlie’s Angels

2.00pm Becker (x2) 3.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Scrubs (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City (x3) 11.45 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 12.45 South Park 1.15 Sex and the City (x3)

6.00pm American Chopper 7.00 How It’s Made 7.30 How do They do It? 8.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 9.00 Deadliest Catch 10.00 World’s Most Expensive Car 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Forensic Detectives 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 American Chopper 3.50 My Shocking Story

12.00pm Quantum Leap 1.00 Flash Gordon 2.00 FILM: Jack And The Beanstalk () 4.00 Star Trek 5.00 The Lost World 6.00 3rd Rock from the Sun (x2) 7.00 Quantum Leap 8.00 Flash Gordon 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Bone Eater (2007) 11.50 FILM: Vampire In Brooklyn (1995) 1.50am The Lost World

2.15pm The Naked City (1948) 3.55 The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954) 5.20 Brute Force (1947) 7.00 Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) 9.00 Cahill, United States Marshal (1973) 10.45 Rio Grande (1950) 12.35am The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)

12.35pm The Last Mogul: Life And Times Of Lew Wasserman (2005) 2.25 Sometimes In April (2005) 4.55 Manhattan (1979) 6.40 Factotum (2005) 8.25 Pecker (1998) 10.00 Running With Scissors (2006) 12.10am Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession (2004) 2.20 Decades: 70s

1.00pm Dragonwyck (1946) 3.00 Leave Her To Heaven (1946) 5.05 The Fly (1958) 6.55 Rat Race (2001) 9.00 Witness (1985) 11.10 Elizabethtown (2005) 1.30am Say Anything (1989)

11.10am Jezebel (1938) 1.00pm Sense And Sensibility (x4) 3.00 The Sunshine Boys (1975) 5.00 The Walking Stick (1970) 6.50 Never So Few (1959) 9.00 The Right Stuff (1983) 11.50 The Subterraneans (1960) 1.45am All Fall Down (1962) 3.35 Village Of Daughters (1962) 5.00 The High Wall (1947)

Classics

Indie


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