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It is nearly the best month of the year for gourmets down our way – September is time for Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival. For full listings of all the events going on around the city, turn to page 19 for your complete guide. This weekend is a great one for Sussex music lovers – it is time for Beachdown festival and the much-loved Levellers are playing at Arundel Castle. See music listings (p36) for details or turn to news for the latest on Beachdown (p12). Saturday is also the first day of the Lewes Artwave festival, one of the region's leading arts festivals. Our nine-page guide starts on page 41. If you're feeling more of a couch potato and would rather settle down for the Olympics, two of our writers have been considering the politics behind the event - Latest Sport writer Peter Knight (p14) and Dani in her TV column (p52). Tim Richardson and some of our staff enjoyed a trip to Ladies Day at Brighton Races - see Tim's social diary on page 6. Victoria Nangle spent last week at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe seeing as many shows as she could. Before she went she managed to interview someone who was destined to make a splash again this year – Stewart Lee. See what he had to say in Victoria's regular comedy column on page 30. On the same page, books columnist John Davies is on holiday, where he has been reading populist linguist Stephen Pinker. Have you ever wondered what kind of dog you would be, if you were a dog? Astral Angi has the answers on page 10, where you can also read the Cheeky column and find the bizarre history of the King Alfred. We've been testing some of the Champneys products available at the new spa in East Street – and found they knocked the spots off some other products on the market. See page 16. In news, I asked Zippos Circus why they still use animals in their acts (p11) and Phil Mills found out why the 2012 London Olympics could be bad news for Sussex Police (p13). Film writer Craig Driver has news of all the latest releases and an interview with Andrey Zvyagintsev, the Russian director who made a splash at Cannes with his film The Banishment (p33). Sandra and her friends have been watching videos of models falling over on the catwalk – all in the name of research, you understand (p17) while poor Alison's taken a serious tumble (p7). If you missed the Vodafone TBA concert on the beach with N*E*R*D and The Streets, hear all about it in our reviews round up (p29) or learn all the backstage gossip from celeb watcher Jo Brooks (p9). Have a fantastic bank holiday weekend. If you don't know what you're doing yet, you're in the right place to find something. If you're going to Beachdown, see you there!
4 New jobs are a-calling, with Wired Sussex, Personnel Selection and more
★ latest upfront 6–10 6 All the gossip from Ladies’ Day
27 Hot list: The best cafés and restaurants around the city
★ latest listings 29–59 29 Reviews and listings index Shows we love and ones to miss
30 Comedy Victoria previews the laughs up north
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6 Win Nivea Sun products, Swatch watch goodies and tickets to the Beach Volleyball Championships!
7 Alison longs for a break and gets more than she bargained for
30 Books Holiday reading: The Stuff of Thought
31 Stage Passion, mystery and murder
8 Dani’s diary: keeping the family close 9 Celeb city: N*E*R*D clash in Brighton 10 Bare cheek: the King Alfred of the past
★ latest news 11–14 11 Why Zippos Circus keeps its animals 13 Phil Mills: why Sussex police officers are heading to London for 2012, and a Grand Canyon trek for a 72-year-old
14 Letters and sport: wine-drinking teetotallers? Plus the Chinese misinterpretation of the Olympic spirit
32 Film Hellboy II is here!
34 Art Pop artist Pinky at Ink_d
34 Kids and events Arundel Festival’s town fair
35 Music Stars from the 80s in a special fundraising gig in Eastbourne
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17 Health: Colour-coding food 18 Food: Dining at Due South 19 Cover story: Brighton and Hove Food & Drink Festival 2008 bumper special
50 Gay The Pride theme competition, Will Tells and listings for the week
52 Television Dani on the Olympics, plus listings
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One for the ladies On Thursday 07 August 2008 it was Brighton Racecourse’s Ladies’ Day. Ladies had a superb incentive to get dressed up for the middle day of Brighton Racecourse’s three-day Festival of Racing with the Best Dressed Lady taking home a stunning Raindance eternity ring worth £6,500 from Boodles, Harrods’ jeweller. Best Hat was won by a young lady by the name of Eshe. Ladies’ Day at Brighton Racecourse is one of the social events of the year in Brighton and Hove, and it wasn’t about the most expensive dress or shoes; it was about ladies and gents having a chance to dress up for some fun in the sun. It was a glamourous but relaxed occasion for fun-loving ladies and gentlemen and a chance for everyone to get dressed up and feel special. The Ladies’ Day Marquee was the place to see and be seen while enjoying VIP hospitality, and for those that could still muster the energy, the place to be seen after the last race was at the after-party that was hosted by the Thistle Brighton. Latest Homes and Guests
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What Alison did Alison Swann discovers that when it comes to having a holiday, things don’t always go to plan
Gimme a break It’s that time of year when everyone has either been on holiday, is getting ready to go, has given up on the idea for this year, or is ruing the day they ever went freelance and got excommunicated from the land of relaxation. Day off? Are you mad! I’m rubbish at planning holidays. It all seems like a great idea when you hear people talking about it; you come up with great ideas to go away with your partner and/or a big group of mates. “Let’s go to ‘blah, blah, blah’. It’ll be great!” These ideas are generally gestated during the days running up to the Easter bank holiday debacle, and then are rapidly allowed to slip away, to end up in the file marked Drunken Ideas That Will Never Happen. Well, this year it was going to be different. This year I was going to have a holiday – by hook or by bleedin’ crook, I was getting out of here. Oh, you’re all going to Beachdown? How lovely. No, sadly I won’t be there. Why? Well I’m going away! Oh really! Where are you going? I'm going to Germany to visit my friend who I haven’t seen for ten years and then jumping on a train – on my own – to travel through Slovakia, then Budapest and finally Poland, where I shall meet up with another friend. It will be fab. I will come home after my many weeks away feeling refreshed, reinvigorated and speaking fluent German, Polish and Hungarian. I will have married a man on a mountain by Lake Balatan, just because I could.
“We wondered what on earth we had done the night before to grant us such celebrity status? We concluded it was perhaps best not to know” But no. Fat chance. The law of Sod stepped in and said no. This was to be my first ‘proper’ holiday in over five years, I don't count a four-day city break in Madrid with a mate last year as a real holiday: that was a drinking triathlon. It was was damn fine fun, but it wasn’t exactly a break from the norm. Madrid loved us after just one night – well, the bar owners did. After pouring ourselves off the plane, we did a quick change at the hotel, zipped back out again and ‘did’ Madrid. What we actually did was a rather more salient question when we awoke the next day in hangover
hell. We both had vague memories of ending up in a lesbian club called Escape and getting propositioned by a flasher. We concluded this probably wasn’t a conventional introduction to Madrid society, and that evening wandered through the clubbing quarter trying to recover whatever dignity we had clearly disposed of the night before. As we walked past a very long queue to get into Escape (the notorious club from the night before) one of the promoters ran after us up the street: “English ladies! English ladies from last night! Come in you are on the guest list!“ he said. And indeed we were. After being swept past the crowds waiting to get into Escape we stood at the bar looking bemused and wondering what on earth we had done the night before to grant us such celebrity status? We never did work it out and concluded it was perhaps best not to know. So I was quite glad to get home for the summer. But a year on I was itching to get away properly. As no matter how great it may be to be here, getting away is a good thing to do. You can then really appreciate the city when, after four hours scrunched up in economy, and you have developed the ability to perform in a contortionist act in next year’s Brighton Festival, you finally get home. And home is where I am staying, for the next four weeks at least. No getting on that plane on the 19 August, oh no. Sit back, leg up and attempt a smile. Why? Well, as much as there must have been hundreds, if not thousands, of opportunities for me to fall over when drunk and break something, I did it on the way to work. Nine o’clock in the goddamn morning, as I looked up the stairs to see my colleague I waved hello and then went flying face forward up the steps fracturing three bones in my big toe. You could say it hurt and you wouldn’t be wrong. So now I’m on crutches, toe in a splint and feeling much empathy with disabled and elderly people. As for the holiday? You wait till I’m off these crutches – I’ll be the first on that plane…
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Eminemmylou Hi, I’m Eminemmylou, throwin’ lyrics at you. This week with Heather Newman
Untitled She was the sort of person Who suffered fools with an internal sigh So huge it tired her out They thought she looked upon them gladly Whilst she was imagining hurting them badly It worried her, these random thoughts of Running amok through the city centre Surely she should relax and not worry so But it was the bombardment of her senses Day in, day out, by things she cared less and less about That took its toll, like a callous assault On a fragile poet. Some called her The Terminator When a glimpse of temper flashed through the distracted grin. Weary and with the heartbreaking patience of Someone too busy to speak, she silently carried on Cleaning and wiped the big, fat tears from her Unblinking eyes.
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Dani’s diary Dani discovers that despite time and distance your real family never leaves you I am writing this week with my auntie who has made her first trip back to England from Australia for four years. She is now officially common again, the twang has well and truly left the building. After a week of eating everything you can’t buy in Oz she now sits beside me complaining of a tummy ache while I feed her sweets, and the chocolate Swiss roll awaits us in the kitchen along with a roast dinner topped with Bisto gravy (the real reason for the roast as they have gone without it for far too long!). Adjusting to England is causing a few problems, as would be expected: forgetting to use the clutch being a classic and possibly causing a crash. But once the gears are flowing along with the constant stream of tea, things start moving slightly easier. A visit to Nicki resulted in her first hangover on home soil, along with a want to add her own “pizzazz” to this column.
“I was worried that we would no longer have anything in common” The biggest disaster of the first week in England was the lack of onion vinegar at the chip shop at the entrance to Palace Pier – how dare they! But, how dare my auntie spend all day telling me I should write about her and then become far too distracted by Johnny Depp as is healthy! (He is not in the room with us, in case any of you became jealous, just on the telly.) So it has been left to me to tell you about my auntie and cousin. They moved to Australia four years ago. During that time a lot has happened, as expected. But the main points are that they gained an accent and a passport and I temporarily lost my mind! Having my auntie come home is like having my therapist turn up. She was always the one you would turn to if you had a problem, and it’s great having an auntie-hug. Equally strange is the fact that my cousin had just turned 15 when she left and in three days’ time she turns 19. But having spent five minutes with her it felt as no time had passed at all, and for all I cared we could have been seven again and hanging out in our gran’s woods, hunting for relics in the stream, fairies in the grass and whatever it was we thought lived in the trees. I was worried, when we went to surprise them at the airport that we would no longer have anything in common. But thankfully it was the opposite. To me this just proves that no matter how far away someone is, you never really grow apart. Having spent nearly every spare minute together as children we hit our teens on opposite sides of the globe, but give us two minutes together and its like no time has passed at all. It’s as if your real family never leaves, no matter how far away they are. In only a few days my cousin will be heading off again, on a cruise ship in her white uniform as a beauty therapist (not a beautician!). It will not be nice saying goodbye, but we all know that it is not the last time and all you have to do is have a memory and that keeps everything alive.
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Brighton hosts a Vodafone party, comedy is fast approaching and who is spotted this week? Brighton rocks Brighton added to its reputation as the South’s top party town when a world class line up of musicians hit the coast for a free gig. Sponsored by Vodafone, the event at the beach rocked to the sounds of alternative funk rock act N*E*R*D, Midlands rapper The Streets and everyone’s favourite boy band, McFly. Brighton was well represented by homegrown all-girl indie band The Pipettes. Screened live on Channel 4’s T4 programme, the gig was attended by an enthusiastic audience of thousands who sang along and cheered throughout the four-hour show. Unfortunately for Channel 4, Streets front man Mike Skinner seemed to forget he was being broadcast live to a daytime audience, letting slip with a number of curses throughout his set. After a tirade of f-words he finally managed to control himself and by way of apology, said; “Sorry Channel 4. I'm finding it really hard not to swear!” Clearly Mike. The Brummie bad boy was later spotted (behaving beautifully I’m told) in the bar of Brighton’s My Hotel. Rumours abound that he made some pretty strange demands of the Jubilee Street hotel staff, with one internet gossip site reporting that he demanded a carousel horse be delivered to his suite. Funny that – seeing as the penthouse suite at My Hotel already contains such a horse. Other gossip emanating from the Vodafone TBA gig was that hot N*E*R*D front man Pharrell Williams has apparently had a bustup with fellow band-mates Chad Hugo and Shae Hale. Williams, who travelled to Brighton separately from his co-funkers apparently left the West Pier venue alone seconds after stepping off stage. No gossip has reached me about McFly – so full marks McFly to them for keeping it clean. Bless them. N*E*R*D
It’s now less than two months until Brighton and Hove officially becomes Britain’s funniest city with the return of the Magner’s Paramount Comedy Festival, Brighton. The city will be host to some of the top names on the comedy circuit including Mock the Week’s Dara O’Briain, The Sunday Night Project’s Alan Carr, and 8 Out of 10 Cats Celebcity favourite, the lovely Jimmy Carr. I’m a brand new convert to comedienne Shappi Khorsandi who appears at the Pavilion Theatre on 24 October. I caught on her debut Alan Carr
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I’m a celebrity, get me to Brighton! Spotted! On the London to Brighton express – Michael Jackson’s best mate David Gest. Perhaps he was popping down south for a visit with his BFFs Peter André and Katie Price.
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Hove factually Five facts you never knew about fantabulous Hove 1) Favourite pastimes in Hove include bear-baiting, poisoning the environment, inter-stellar warfare and Rude Scrabble 2) “Hove Syndrome” is a clinically recognised psychological condition whereby the sufferer believes himself to be favourably situated, despite all evidence to the contrary 3) Hove is twinned with a Town Without Pity, a ‘Town Called Malice’, ‘Funky Town’ and Tickle-on-the-Tum. 4) Hove has its own alphabet, Latin Cursive, based on the symbols employed by Goscinny to denote the blue streaks sworn by bullnecked centurions in Asterix The Gaul 5) Mr Derek Hobday, of 47 The Drive, was the inspiration for the Charlton Heston movie, The Omega Man
10 more things to do while waiting for the 81 bus 1. Genuinely regret ever having been born. 2. Wonder out loud where the bus is. 3. Wonder out loud where the f***ing bus is. 4. Wax sarcastic about the interesting new definition of the word ‘due’, as displayed on the electronic timetable. 5. Get worried that maybe it’s a bank holiday or Boxing Day or something and that’s why the bus hasn’t come. 6. Get worried that maybe there’s been a nuclear explosion and all life on Earth has been wiped out and that’s why the bus hasn’t come. 7. See a bus going the other way and feel a tiny flicker of relief. 8. Start to kick the bus stop quite hard rhythmically with the toe of your shoe. 9. Start to walk away from the bus stop while casting hopeful glances over.
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I remember… So, it looks as though the King Alfred development isn’t going to happen. But what was Kingsway like when noted architectural one-trick-pony Frank Gehry wasn’t even a twinkle in the milkman’s eye, ninety years ago? 102-year-old Carl Watermargin remembers… “All this kerfuffle over the Gehry towers does make me smile, because I remember exactly the same thing happening over 60 years ago. 1946 the year was, and the area had been quite badly bombed in the war. It was agreed to redevelop the place, and everybody clubbed together to raise the necessary cash. There were numerous jumble sales, a fête, a sponsored murder, and a charity record was made by George Formby and Gracie Fields that raised upwards of a fiver itself. When we had enough money, it was decided that we’d hire Frank Lloyd Wright, the most celebrated architect of the day. I’ll never forget the day he turned up – a tall, dignified figure with a shock of grey hair. He was given a ticker-tape parade through the city. Unfortunately the car he was in skidded on some orange peel and immediately plunged into the sea, where Wright was stung repeatedly on the face and genitals by jellyfish. He was very good about it though, and made a witty speech directly afterwards, in which he used the ‘C’ word an astonishing 34 times, which was a record for the use of profanity during a public address in East Sussex that remained unbroken until Dame Flora Robson opened the Rottingdean fête in 1972. Well, old Wrighty soon got down to work after that and it was only two weeks later that he unveiled his plans for the site – a skyscraper 2,000 feet high but only a foot wide, and decorated with reproductions of the cast of Hi Di Hi, which Wright claimed had appeared to him in a prophetic dream, on the outside in gold and emeralds. Well, it was a controversial design, and the people of Brighton voted with their feet, kicking his arse out of town and back to Chicago. Of course, back in the 1920s what is now the King Alfred Centre was Brighton’s most infamous nightclub, Antonio’s. I myself worked as a doorman there for some years, and I remember the glittering array of celebrities who patronised the place – Clark Gable, J Paul Getty, John Barrymore, the Duke of Windsor, Mary Pickford, Hit Kid, Ray Presto, Freddie Stare, Kid Kong, Shiner, Bookworm, Donovan’s Dad… One time I refused entry to Charlie Chaplin, who appeared to be drunk, and was naked from the waist down. He got his revenge by filming and releasing a silent short in which a doorman character, obviously based on me, treats the little tramp character with disdain, and gets his comeuppance. There’s a famous scene where my character is accidentally glued, face down and naked, to a toilet floor, where he has his teeth kicked out by a trio of policemen. Then the little tramp dances in, unzips his baggy trousers, and… (Continued on page 194.)
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CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 22)
LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22)
Mystic messages for mutts this week. Aries is a leader among dogs and will always be up front and alert. They are also escape artists, so need to be kept in check. Top dog: Rottweiler.
Cancerian canines are tenacious, patient and above all sensitive. They can also be lazy little woofers with absolutely no get-up-and-go. Be firm. Top dog: West Highland white.
The Libra dog is a calm and well balanced pet, at home with humans basically because it has an unerring belief that it is better than a human. Top dog: boxer
CAPRICORN (DEC 21–JAN 19). The fashionistas of the doggy world and lovers of doggy fashion. See them everywhere in Barbour and Burberry, although the latter is now equated with strays. Top dog: poodle (all models)
TAURUS (APR 21–MAY 21)
LEO (JULY 23–AUG 22)
SCORPIO (OCT 23–NOV 21)
AQUARIUS (JAN 20–FEB 19)
Inner strength is key here but can often be seen as pig-headedness. Try to find the inner poodle in those who seem roughtie-toughtie and aggressive. Top dog: bull terrier.
Little surprise that the Leo dog is an aggressive and noisy little beast. And make no mistake, his bite is worse than his bark. It’s not a size thing either. Top dog: Pekingese (Beijingese?)
Scorpio dogs are rebels and most likely to become strays. Training is nigh on impossible, but they do make loveable, if often absent pets. It does cut food costs. Top dog: mongrel
Devoted to a fault, the Aquarian dog is a soppy old mutt who will follow you everywhere, especially to the fridge. They also love getting wet so avoid ponds and puddles. Top dog: Poolie
GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21)
VIRGO (AUG 23–SEP 22)
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 20)
PISCES (FEB 20–MAR 20)
Unusually Gemini pooches are bright and brainy with a sharp mind and sense of purpose – think working dogs here and you’re getting the message. Top dog: Border collie
Virgo dogs are busy little bees with their noses in everything, and with dogs you know exactly where those noses have been. Top tip: never kiss a dog on the nose. Top dog: Saluki
Unlike its human counterpart the Sagi dog is nature loving and active. Funnily enough most of that energy will be used in sniffing favourite trees and lampposts. Top dog: Lhasa apso
The Piscean pooch is gentle and kind, patient enough to sit under a table at Bardlsey’s and secretly eat chips while you fillet your face with pollack. Top dog: The Belgian mackerel hound.
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latest news No nonsense, just news. Send your stories to: news@thelatest.co.uk Martin Burton, aka Zippo
Should circuses still have animals? Rachel Pegg reports on the argument surrounding Zippos Circus
Animals right? Zippos is back in town. And while most residents welcome the clown’s travelling circus, a small number are unhappy to see it. Animal rights campaigners have demonstrated outside the circus on Hove Lawns for years. Traditionally, out of all the places Zippos performs it gets its most hostile reaction in Hove – albeit from a tiny minority. But why is the circus so controversial? Zippos is one of a decreasing number of circuses in the UK that features animals. You won’t see any lions or elephants, but they do have a small troupe of horses, a flock of budgerigars and performing dogs. Members of Brighton Animal Action and others believe that no animals or birds should be made to travel frequently to entertain. Sue Baumgardt, Green Party spokeswoman on animal issues, said: “We oppose all animal acts in the circus. We and the Captive Animal Protection Society, and lots of organisations, feel that it is just not the life for animals. They are trawled around the country; it is not a natural existence for them and they are in horse boxes and lorries or whatever while they're travelling. When they get somewhere, the area they have might not be very big.” Sue was invited to Zippos to see the show and watch the animals train. While she admits she did not see any behaviour that could harm the animals: “It was lovely gentle training and the show that we saw looks to be fine. The horses aren’t in it very long. They go round the ring and there was nobody jumping on their backs. It makes you wonder why they have horses at all.” She believes horses should not be made to perform and budgies should not be kept at all in the UK. “I just don't feel happy about them. They’re not native to this country. They’re tropical birds that are brought in here. We don’t know what conditions they’re kept in. We live in a community that accepts caged birds, like we accept so many things. They have got lots of very good human acts there. There are so many circuses that don’t use animals.” Martin Burton, aka Zippo the clown, said when he started the circus, there were no animals for ten years. He said: “I introduced them because the circus-going public were asking me for animals in my circus. Animal rights people say they have surveyed people and they don’t want animals in the circus. I do know people who go to the circus and actually do want to see animals.”
Martin said he took advice from animal welfare organisations and Zippos has a very strong code. It has previously been visited by the RSPCA in Hove and they found no cause for complaint. He takes the protests on the chin – as long as the demonstrators are not aggressive or abusive. “As long as it is genuine people protesting – I am afraid I am a bit of an old hippy and I don’t see any reason to stop people.” Martin last year took part in a government independent report into wild animals in circuses. To many people’s surprise, the conclusion was that wild animals in circuses are no worse or better off than in zoos and there was no evidence their welfare is harmed. Martin chooses not to keep wild animals because they have to be kept in cages to protect the public. “I don’t think that sends out the right message. It is very easy to perceive a cage as a prison. “We keep horses in a stable, budgies in a small aviary and dogs are kept as pets. They are trained by repetition and reward. The reason people don’t tend to believe that circus animals are trained with love and kindness is because they can’t believe that anybody would have enough time and patience in their lives to do it. You repeat, you repeat, you repeat, and every time the budgie gets it right you give it a little bit of corn or seed." Martin started his career 35 years ago. He said: “I used to be part of a theatre company that came to Brighton beach every summer to put on clown shows. It was on Brighton beach I invented the character of Zippo the clown. “After that the clown company spent a lot of time in the Southern Hemisphere playing in theatres and not going anywhere near the circus. I probably said I would never work in the circus. I was caustic about clowns who wore red noses and big shoes and all of the things I ended up doing myself.” Zippos, which has about 70 staff, runs a circus school for 18- to 30year-olds. Martin said: “I am very comfortable at the circus. It is not a job, it is a way of life. It can’t possibly be a job; the kind of hours we put in and the effort we go to doesn’t relate to anything you could get paid to do. You either love it or you hate it. “For me, I just love the fact that barely two weeks ago I was looking at the Isle of Arran in Scotland and now I’m on Hove Lawns watching the sea come in from the English Channel. I love Brighton. “I have a letter on my wall from a newspaper saying: ‘I looked out of my bedroom window a week ago and there was a circus. I looked out this morning and it was gone, leaving a fairy ring behind it to remind us where it had been.’ I like that idea that the circus is ephemeral, leaving only a ring – we come and go and we entertain the next set of people.” Zippos is in Hove until 26 August. Visit www.zipposcircus.co.uk or call 0871 210 2100 latest 7 11
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A couple were banned from having sex at home after the city council took them to court for being too loud. A court has barred Adam Hinton from going within 100 metres of his girlfriend Kerry Norris’s flat in Brighton. The injunction was obtained last week after the couple breached a noise abatement order. Neighbours said they had suffered two years of noise and others had been rehomed by the council. Teenagers celebrated some of the city’s best ever A Level results. School leavers picked up their grades on Thursday. Brighton College achieved the highest ever results for a co-ed independent school in England. Brighton and Hove City Council turned down calls to rethink its planning decision over a travellers’ site. The council has approved plans for a 14-pitch site off Wilson Avenue. Councillors asked for the decision to be sent back to the cabinet but they were turned down. The council will now ask the public to help shape the application.
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Beachdown’s donation People in the developing world will benefit from Brighton’s Beachdown festival, which takes place this weekend (22–25 August). For every litre of liquid consumed or used at the festival – whether beer, cider, tea or biodiesel – a litre of water will be donated to communities in Uganda and Malawi via sustainable water projects in autumn. The scheme is organised by Beachdown in partnership with Life Pure Water, which will be selling bottled water at the festival. The Brighton-based firm already works with the independent charity drop4drop to donate a litre of water to a developing community for every litre it sells. Artist James Caldicott will create an art installation called Life Wave at the festival using thousands of recycled plastic bottles. All other recyclable materials will be recycled by Leave No Trace, an educational, non-profit organisation. Shuttle buses will run to and from Brighton throughout the event to discourage people from taking their cars. Tickets for the festival are still on sale but are expected to sell out. Visit: www.beachdownfestival.com
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NEWS Charity run A domestic violence charity launched its first fundraising run. The 8km Undercliff Run will take place on Sunday 5 October in aid of the Women’s Refuge Project. It is open to any woman more than 15-years-old. Entry is £12 and runners are asked to raise extra cash for the charity. The Women’s Refuge Project provides services for local women, children and young people affected by domestic abuse. It is hoped the race will raise £15,000. The 8km will start and finish from Brighton Marina and covers the flat seafront undercliff path to Rottingdean and back. There are just 400 places – to enter, visit www.womensrefuge.org.uk Naomi Bos, events organiser for the Women’s Refuge Project, said: “We’re really excited about cheering on hundreds of women who will be supporting the project and helping to raise awareness of domestic assault.” One in four women will experience domestic violence and there is a 999 call about domestic abuse every 30 seconds.
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Local man is city’s boss on culture and economy Acting director of cultural services with Brighton and Hove City Council Scott Marshall has been appointed to the job permanently. Scott secured the post against a field of external candidates. Chief executive Alan McCarthy said: “Scott has made a tremendous contribution to the organisation in the two years he’s been acting up. I’m extremely pleased his appointment means the corporate management team can go on benefiting from his wisdom and experience.” Scott was born in the city and educated at Hangleton infants and juniors and Hove Park secondary school. He graduated from Coventry University with a degree in economic development and planning. Scott began his career with the Department for Trade and Industry, where he spent a year designing enterprise, employment and training programmes. He then spent eight years in consultancy, working for a range of private and public bodies, advising on economic development, regeneration, community capacity building, equal opportunities and local labour market research.
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Joining Brighton and Hove City Council in 1999 as economic development manager, he later became assistant director of economic development and regeneration. The remit included economic development, single regeneration budget (SRB) work, supported employment for disadvantaged people, community and adult learning neighbourhood renewal and the council’s European team. Since 2006 Scott has been acting director of cultural services, which includes responsibility for libraries, museums and the Royal Pavilion, arts and creative industries, major projects and venues. Scott has played rugby for Hove and Brighton and represented Sussex Colts. He has an eight-year-old son and describes himself as a keen sportsman and Albion fan. “I am passionate about the city and delighted to have secured one of the best jobs in the country,” he said. “It is a great honour to work for the city council and I look forward to shaping the future economics prosperity and cultural vision for Brighton and Hove.”
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LATESTNEWS Phil Mills reports on how the London Olympics could threaten Sussex Police by luring officers away
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Olympic challenge Sussex Police have just recorded another big drop in reported crime, but a new challenge is looming that threatens to test its future crime-fighting ability to the limit. It’s the 2012 London Olympics. With the Metropolitan Police paying officers an extra £6,000 a year, Sussex and other shire forces are losing men and women to the capital on a regular basis. With the attraction of working on the Olympics tied in with the need to hire more specialist officers to police the Games, Sussex is anticipating that a record number of its police will transfer out.
“Sussex Police is trying to stem the haemorrhaging of staff by driving home the advantages of working and living in a pleasant county” It is the loss of experienced officers that hurts forces the most. It takes a long time to train up and for them to gain experience, and then they transfer, leaving a significant hole in the force’s armoury and depleting resources needed to train recruits. As Chief Constable Martin Richards explained, the current drain of officers was bad enough: “With 59 officers currently transferring out or going on secondment, and with 320 new recruits arriving this year, it is a
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time of significant change Chief Constable Martin Rich for the force. The 2012 ards Olympics in London will undoubtedly create a further demand for trained officers. It all adds up to a force that will look very different over the next three years.” Sussex Police has tried, and is continuing to try, to stem the haemorrhaging of staff by driving home the advantages of working and living in a pleasant county. But money has proved the strongest incentive for leavers and the Home Office repeatedly has refused to offer pay top-ups to redress the imbalance. Sussex is now trying to entice officers to stay with the carrot of larger salaries through promotions. Mr Richards said: “The challenge is to seek out the positive opportunities this [the transfer drain] would create for individuals through promotion and development opportunities, and for the force as a ‘learning organisation’. “We have a responsibility to recognise the challenge we face over the next three years and to maximise the investment we will be making in our people, having so many new officers joining us and with so many opportunities for movement in the force. We will change over the next three years because we have to. We need to see ourselves through these changing times as a learning organisation and to seek out the positive opportunities that this will create for individuals.”
Harry and Myfanwy
Harry Townsend is aiming to achieve two amazing feats in his continuing fundraising activities for cancer charities. Since losing his wife Myfanwy to skin cancer two years ago, Harry, former assistant curator of Kew Gardens, has dedicated himself to raising money to beat the disease. To celebrate his 72nd birthday, he has set himself two mindboggling targets – to trek the Grand Canyon rim to rim and to raise £1million for the Myfanwy Townsend Melanoma Research Fund and for Cancer Research UK. Harry hails from East Grinstead but collects cash all over Sussex and beyond. He has already climbed Mount Kilimanjaro and run the Death Valley Marathon for the cause. He first achieved notoriety by pushing a wheelbarrow from one end of the North Island of New Zealand to the other – 800 miles in 68 days. For his Grand Canyon campaign, he aims to set an unbeatable record for Most Sponsors for One Person for One Event. Please contact Harry at harry@melanoma-fund.co.uk
Strike a light! As Private Fraser from TV’s Dad’s Army would say, “We’re doomed!” It looked a bit like that when Southern News and Pictures photographer Darren Cool shot this dramatic lightning strike from Devil’s Dyke, north of Brighton.
The washout summer has brought lean times for seafront traders in the city, but as one optimistically put it: “We’re all looking forward to the Indian summer that’s on its way.” Or will it be a case of lightning returning and striking twice?
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Is that a javelin in your pocket... Latest Sport’s Peter Knight goes Olympic
Paradoxically vegetarian? Dear Andrew, I do enjoy reading your restaurant reviews each week, but was rather irritated by your reference to your companion, Ms V, as a “fish-eating vegetarian”. Surely this is the same as referring to someone as a “wine-drinking teetotaller”? That is to say, there is no such thing. Yours sincerely, Zoë Edden Dear Zoë, I could not agree with you more and it was meant tongue in cheek. I am an omnivore but spend my life being described as a carnivore, equally annoying. I respect people’s right to choose what they eat but laugh at those who claim to be something they are not. Ms V knows full well what I think of her pick food habits. Thanks for your letter, and for reading my columns. Andrew Kay
Highlight on human rights With the Olympics in Beijing now upon us, it is important to further highlight the appalling human rights record of the Chinese government. Quite apart from the restrictions on political freedoms, freedom of expression and freedom of the press that affects the day-to-day lives of Saaed Jazee Chinese people is the government’s use of the death penalty. Amnesty International estimates that at least 6,000 people are executed every year in China, which equates to almost one person per hour – more than every other country in the world put together – and crimes punishable by death include economic and non-violent crimes such as tax fraud. The Amnesty International Brighton and Hove group is part of an extensive network of local people that campaign to protect human rights for all through fundraising, letter-writing, awareness-raising at events like Pride and the upcoming Beachdown Festival, and numerous other activities. While it easy to assume that a group of people in Brighton can have little effect on governments overseas this is not true, and we have very real successes. In the past week Saaed Jazee, an Iranian convicted of murder aged 17 and sentenced to death, has been pardoned after an extensive campaign of which the local group was part. We meet on the first Thursday of every month at the Community Base on Queens Road at 8pm and always welcome anyone who wants to come along to find out more. Anyone needing further details can find them on our website at brighton.amnesty.org.uk Yours sincerely, Will Hoyles, media officer, Brighton and Hove Amnesty International
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Put simply; the Olympics is the arena where the best athletes in the world gather to compete against each other, themselves and the elements while performing a variety of sports and activities to challenge the endurance, accuracy, speed and agility of the human being. That should be the end of it, but we know that it is not. Firstly, if you’re fanatical enough about the Olympics to have stayed glued to the 12 hour non-stop coverage on BBC1 and BBC2 everyday then us lot in the Latest Sport Bunker will consider you an Olympian too, especially if you’ve competed naked in the best of Greek traditions. The XXIV Olympiad taking place in Beijing has given us our usual Olympic treats; a sensational opening ceremony and firework display that even the Chinese had to fake parts of because it was too spectacular to be true, perennial British rowing expectations, superhuman Chinese girls storming away with the medals in the weights, miming singers and curious mascots that symbolise curious themes. But these Olympics have never just been about the sports. Just count how many times each presenter will mention the smog. Or the number of empty seats that the evicted locals can’t afford forcing the image-savvy Chinese authorities to bus yellow-clad volunteers from event to event.
“A sensational opening ceremony and firework display that even the Chinese had to fake parts of” And it won’t be surprising to learn that this isn’t the first Olympiad to have tangled itself up with contemporary politics or nationalistic propaganda. The independence-seeking Irish were forced to compete under the British flag in the fourth Olympics in London in 1908. There was Hitler’s racist torch waving Nazi pomp in Berlin in 1936 that went tits-up for the Führer when the black American Jesse Owens heroically took home four Jesse Owens at the gold medals. Tommie Smith and John Carlos 1936 Olympics proudly performed the Black Power salute on the medal podium for the 200-metres in Mexico City in 1968. There was the Moscow games boycott by 64 countries including the USA in 1980 to protest against the invasion of Afghanistan by the Soviet Union. And four years later the Soviet Union returned the gesture by boycotting the Los Angeles games along with 14 of its allies. Yet while diplomatic praises are thrown at this year’s hosts by some for the over-managed organisation, China’s eagerness to display its own sense of perfection has revealed a complete opposite. Like a host who runs out of time before their guests arrive, who trys to sweep all their unwanted dust under a nearby carpet hoping no one will notice, while we’re all watching, China hopes to ignore its troubles and continue on its way towards world domination – and I don’t just mean topping the Olympic medals chart. But with cameras and dictaphones pointing east, Tibet protests, civil rights campaigning, environmental questions and inequality concerns will rightly demand the attention of the Chinese authorities and our own, along with the record-breaking human endeavours beamed back into our homes thousands of miles on the other side of the globe. Because isn’t that what the real spirit of the Olympics is all about? When Pierre de Coubertin, the initiator of the modern games, tried to capture the ideal of his creation he wrote; “The most important thing in the Olympic games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.” Unfortunately these words may have been lost in translation by the Chinese and others before, but what Britain will make of them in four years? Only time will tell.
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Perfectly Mattifying Toner – £8, 250ml. For spa-feeling skin at home, this product works a treat. It helps to rebalance the skin, keeping it shine-free and smooth, perfect if you have oily skin. With a clean, fresh scent, this product really does work and leaves my oily skin feeling soft and clear all day.
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Moisture Miracle Facial Oil – £13.50, 13ml. This is a gorgeous smelling oil, which is easily absorbed and left my skin feeling soft and silky. Really lovely product, let down by the packaging which, although very pretty was not very bathroom user-friendly; the glass bottle easily got oily and the contents tipped over into the sink.
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Invigorating Body Wash for Men – £5, 200ml. After a struggle to actually squeeze some of this into my hand I was rather impressed. A little goes a long way and it does not easily get washed away by the shower – a problem with so many. It is also gently invigorating, and by that I mean it is not too abrasive or too astringent. So no grit and no sting, a pleasant enough perfume that does not cling and is efficient when it comes to washing. Needing only a small amount makes it surprisingly economical too.
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Purifying Blemish Gel – £8.50, 15ml. I was unsure of how much of this product to apply – a small amount from quite a small tube didn’t seem like it would go far, but like most, products, I went by the ‘less is more’ approach. Applied to ‘problem’ areas – redness and breakouts, the skin tingled on application, a good sign as you feel it’s actually working. The salicylic acid decongests pores and regulates excess oil fighting bacteria and calming any redness. Makeup can be applied over the product, although I used this on clean skin at night.
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Model city Sandra Omo says that models should be proud of taking a fall…
Rainbow revolution Zara Baker looks at eating seasonal foods and those of the colours of the rainbow in pursuit of a healthy diet
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Eat in moderation, don’t follow that diet, choose to eat this, don’t eat that: it seems we are being told something new every day when it comes to eating healthy. But as new diet fads and celebrity eating trends come and go, the core diet rules are always there. Eat what you like, but sensibly. Food is something to be enjoyed. It’s no fun munching on the same foods day in, day out. A diet should be varied, and by eating a myriad of foods, consisting largely of fruit and vegetables, cooking can also be made fun again. Standing in the supermarket, debating whether the price of an organic uncut loaf was really worth it over a wholemeal alternative, an elderly man started talking about appreciating good food. Starting a speech that would make Del and Rodney’s Uncle Albert proud: “During the war, food was scarce.” Now this older man valued good, traditional and wholesome food, whether it was ripe tomatoes or a fresh bloomer. In a society of ready meals and fast food, have we lost our appreciation for healthy, fresh food? We certainly shouldn’t wait for a health scare to kick us into eating right. Healthcare professionals are always busy promoting a diet rich in fruit and vegetables, with the latest advertising trend to eat as colourful as possible. Our portions of food are no longer about following the food pyramid displayed on the wall in Home Economics at school, with fats eaten sparingly and fruit and exercise making up the base of the pyramid. Colour plays an important part, with bright and diverse colours encouraged for optimum nutrients. Eat red foods such as tomatoes and watermelon, which contain lycopene, to help fight heart disease. Blue and purple foods can protect against cancers too. Go one step further and choose organic fruit and vegetables that are in season. Eating with the seasons ensures we get the blend of nutrients needed. By shopping locally and seasonally, you are also playing a large part in supporting small businesses and decreasing your carbon footprint. Choosing organic ensures high-quality food, free from preservatives and additives. A healthier diet should not be seen as simply a way to lose weight. It should be a lifestyle choice, and while there may be more fast food out there, there is also more organic and healthy food companies open for business. It’s time to support the latter and enjoy good, wholesome foods again.
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Often times, we have heard and seen photos of models falling on the catwalk during fashion shows. Every time I see these, there is always a kind of joy that wells up within me because I know this is a path I must take someday. Let us look at it closely, heading south on a catwalk is to me unavoidable, if you do lots of catwalk. Imagine a model who has travelled four different countries doing at least 15 fashion shows, all within five days, then in one of those shows she slips and falls, gets up and finishes the runway and you think that is a failure? No honey. That is professionalism! Every supermodel I know of has fallen down on the catwalk. In fact it looks as though it’s an impossibility to become ‘super‘ if you have not headed south, funny, but I am talking statistics here. A few weeks ago, I sat with a group of models to watch on the internet clips of falls on the catwalk. Boy, there are so many that you begin to think that is all that happens during fashion weeks. You see different kinds of falls. Some fall so bad that they cannot even continue, others fall because of the high shoes and it’s so funny when the shoes come out of place but still hooks to the model’s legs so that she finishes the catwalk in one shoe. Then there are those that fall completely to the ground, get up, and finish the runway as though nothing happened.
“ I have always been a fan of models falling over on the catwalk” Now, if ever I fall (which is inevitable) on the catwalk, it is in this last category I will like to be in. As we watched and talked about these clips, some of the models began to recount their experiences of falling and how it felt, and still feels. As they talked, they all had one thing in common: the pride they felt, and still feel, after getting up to finish the catwalk. I have always been a fan of models falling over on the catwalk. When a model falls, I say, ‘Congratulations’ because it’s a thing to be proud of, not ashamed. Now don’t get me wrong here, the pride I am talking about here is not in the falling, rather it’s the confidence with which you get up to finish your job that I am a huge fan of. Have I fallen on the catwalk? No. Will I fall someday? Oh, yes. For now, I have no personal experience what it feels like after a fall on the catwalk, but I do know what it feels like to almost fall. This week I had a show that almost saw me heading south on the runway-almost. I had been out once and waiting to make my second appearance in a skirt with a tail so long I felt like royalty. As I reached the middle of the catwalk, still feeling like royalty, this model making a return managed, I have no idea how, to step on my tail. Boy, I stumbled badly. Now I am glad I didn’t fall, as this was not the kind of fall I anticipated – I was heading south with my face and one hand towards the floor, while the other hand was holding on to the dress. Nonetheless, I managed to regain my balance and continued. When I returned back stage, I could still feel the adrenaline rushing through me, and the ‘almost falling experience’ didn’t feel so good – I guess it was because of the way I almost fell. However, I still look forward to the day I shall fall on the catwalk because I know it will be an experience that will always make me laugh and proud. latest 7 17
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Dues paid Andrew Kay returns to catch up with Due South on Brighton beach
I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and Due South. Yes, it would take not an ounce of effort to persuade me back after this recent visit. I have been a fan since it opened, having eaten memorable Sussex lamb, first-class oysters and incredible honey on-the-comb, one sunny summer’s afternoon. But, in the past, there have been moments of disappointment, slow service more than anything, even though the food when it arrived more than made up for that. This time it was peak hours on one of the city’s busiest days of the year. Mr L and I had met up for a quick glass of white before braving the fierce summer wind cutting across the pebbles and at 8pm precisely took our seat in pole position in the window. There are fewer tables now and I guess this improves the rate at which food is delivered. The proof was in a delivery which was perfectly paced, neither rushed nor tardy. The premise of Due South is local seasonal produce. It’s now something of a bandwagon with every Tom, Dick and Harry claiming an eco-conscience, but when they opened it was new thinking, or old thinking reborn. Anyway it’s a good idea and I trust that they do everything they can to live by it. When it comes to food style the canvas is global. We started with a small glass of chilled gazpacho, which hit just the right spot. I chose pigs head with black pudding, pea ice cream and truffled brioche. You might have guessed I would choose that, I know. Anyway, it was a sensation of tastes and textures, genuinely brilliant cooking, accomplished, refined, need I go on? Pea ice cream you ask? P for perfection, I reply.
By now the sun was drooping into Worthing and the wind rising. We were making very light work of a superb bottle of Brouilly, the wine list does travel further than any of the food although there are plenty of Sussex wines, but as yet no red. They do ask for customers to let them know if they find a local red of note. Our waiter, a girl who more than knew her food and wine, then delivered a martini glass with a ginger beer sorbet, sitting in a small drop of grenadine and doused with a splash of Bushmills whiskey and topped with a fine corkscrew of spun sugar. Yes, all that to cleanse the palate, and it did, but in a rather fun way. Hoorah for sorbet this good! So finally on to dessert where sadly the gods were against both us and the kitchen. The promise of a cherry soufflé with smoked almonds and salt caramel ice cream was too much to resist for both of us, so we went against the rules and had the same. Sadly the soufflé did not soufflé, or if it did the sharp shock of a hot oven and a sea breeze gave it the droop, and droopy soufflé becomes a sweet omelette. It wasn’t horrible, the flavour combinations were clever, cherry, smoke, caramel and salt, but there was no getting over the disappointment, especially as I had seen two top-hat like soufflés only a short while before ours. Everyone was disappointed and the apologies were profuse. However the rest of the meal was so utterly brilliant that we soon forgot this setback and carried on with a glass of dessert wine, Banyuls Red, which is quite delicious and finally double espressos which came with teaspoons filled with a bitter chocolate and raspberry mousse, mined with space dust – fancy and frivolous at the same time. Due South has come of age. Where once there was an air of worthiness, there is now one of sophistication. The service is smart and friendly, the staff know what they are doing. The food is brilliant and takes centre stage as it should, it is however now a far more glamorous affair with fine and accomplished cooking married to stylish presentation. At £38 a head for our extended Sussex showcase menu, it was excellent value; cheaper than a West End theatre ticket but with just as much drama, even with the corpsing soufflé. I forgive them that, it can happen to anyone. Due South, 139 Kings Road Arches, Brighton Beach, BN1 2FN 01273 821 218, www.duesouth.co.uk
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‘‘Pea ice cream you ask? P for perfection, I reply’’ Mr L chose a braised quail, which had been totally boned, stuffed and reformed into a meaty sphere. It came with an intense reduction and swirls of white bean puree. He declared it delicious too, but was downcast that my dish had three or four components to his one – with dressings. I explained that his was small but perfectly formed. A short while later we received an extra dish of red mullet fillet, served on a fluffy potato puree with an oyster mushroom ravioli and a rasher of perfect crisp bacon. At the last moment the waiter dressed the whole with a foam-topped bisque. Classy stuff this, with heaps of style and theatre, way beyond the simple menus that I had eaten from before. And it performed as well on the palate as it did on the plate, exciting combinations – once again of taste and texture. Mr L moved on to a local blue lobster ravioli with a summer vegetable salad and the lightest of broths. How I looked on with envy at his broad beans and samphire, let alone the lobster-filled pasta cushion. His verdict: perfection, but with his top mark going to the broth. I stayed meaty, this time with pigeon. How I hate them on our street and how I love them on a plate. Here two bloody breasts sat on smoked beetroot blini topped, with crunchy white cabbage and a potato tuille. At the last moment more theatre, this time with a cream of pea shoot sauce. Mr L was working the refined and delicate side of the menu, whilst I was doing the bold and robust – ladylike and butch you might say. 18 latest 7
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WELCOME TO THE BRIGHTON & HOVE FOOD AND DRINK FESTIVAL 2008
A FISHY TALE Brighton started out as a fishing village until the Prince Regent came and turned it into a party town. This year the festival is celebrating the city’s roots by launching with ‘Fish on the Front’, a fantastic market of raw and cooked fishy delights, including oysters, crabs, lobsters, sea bass and other seafood caught in a 30-mile radius. The fish included will be from sustainable fishing sources, with an emphasis on fishermen who use good management practices to safeguard jobs, secure fish stocks and help protect the marine environment. Some indiscriminate fishing methods can have devastating impacts on marine species and habitats. Buying locally caught sustainable fish is an important way of protecting the environment. Visit the seafood market, learn to open an oyster and children can have fun at the free Princess & Pirates fun area, where budding pirates can walk the plank, dig for buried treasure and princesses can have a makeover. Dress up and have some fantasy fun. Organised by the Sparkles & Surprises complex special needs children’s charity. FISH ON THE FRONT, 6TH SEPTEMBER 11AM-4PM BRIGHTON MARINA SEAFOOD MARKET AND PRINCESS & PIRATES KID’S FUN DAY.
The Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival is - for the first time - holding major public market events every single weekend of September this year! The trendiest city’s food festival is a celebration of the best of food and drink available in Sussex and is one of the leading community events in Brighton & Hove’s ‘city of festivals’ annual line up. Last year over 50,000 consumers enjoyed the festival events. Please come along and try out something new and tasty at our events which are fun for foodies and families - or both! The festival is run as a strictly not-for-profit co-operative, bringing together several companies and individuals with a range of specialist skills and a shared love of food, drink and Brighton & Hove. THEY INCLUDE: Chair: Roger Marlowe, Paula Seager, MD Natural PR Ltd, Melissa Love, We Love Local, Frank Jay, New Era Associates, Jake Kempston, KOBA, Ida Lee, JUSTBIZ, Adam Style, Style Accountants, Jade Gandey, Rageous Media Knitted fish by Kate Jenkins, Cardigan, www.cardigan.ltd.uk Cover photo by Bip Mistry, www.bipmistry.com
ECO FOCUS FOR FESTIVAL This year festival organisers want to be more eco-friendly than ever. We have supported local producers and encouraged people to buy local for four years now, but we are now taking a further step to protect the environment by banning the use of plastic bags and containers at our markets. Stall holders are supporting us and have been provided with supplier details to equip themselves with paper bags and biodegradable food packaging, cups, etc and have agreed not to participate unless they have equipped themselves appropriately. Where we can contain waste, which is at markets which do not cover a wide area of public land that includes public bins as well as our own, we will ensure that all the rubbish from the stalls is recycled or composted.
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FOOD PRICES, FOOD CRISIS? THE GREAT FOOD DEBATE
Food prices are rising dramatically and everyone is starting to feel the difference. Some people argue we have been paying too little for too long, others say food should remain inexpensive whatever the consequences. What is the real price of food and who really pays? This year’s debate will investigate the effect of rising food prices. Will ethical food choices be affordable, or will organic, local, free-range and fair trade be crossed off the shopping list? Should large-scale, industrialised farming be encouraged or is there another way? Come and have your say at the debate, with a panel of national experts including Professor Tim Lang from City University, and Carolyn Steel, author of Hungry City. The debate will be chaired by Simon Fanshawe. Tickets £3 on the door or free for members of the Brighton & Hove Food Partnership (you can join at the door). THE THISTLE HOTEL KINGS ROAD, BRIGHTON SEAFRONT THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11TH DOORS 7PM DEBATE FROM 7.30-9:00PM For more information please contact Ann Baldridge at the Food Partnership on 01273 431700 or email ann@bhfood.org.uk.
FESTIVAL MARKET WEEKEND This year we will have 100 stalls of delicious Sussex produce – hot and cold – from our scrumptious local producers and restaurants, running along the full length of New Road and Jubilee Street. Fine Sussex cheeses, meats, wines, ales, eggs, chocolates, seasonal fruit and vegetables and lots of delicious hot and cold meals will be on offer. You can munch and mosey around all day, with entertainment for all the family. Look out for the Skoolz-art stall for a foodie children’s art competition www.skoolz-art.com ‘A TASTE OF SUSSEX’ FESTIVAL MARKET WEEKEND, NEW ROAD AND JUBILEE STREET, SATURDAY 13 SEPTEMBER 10AM-5PM & SUNDAY 14 SEPTEMBER 10AM- 6PM
THE LIVE FOOD SHOW COME & ENJOY ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING FOODIE EVENTS OF THE FESTIVAL IN JUBILEE SQUARE – GRASSED OVER THIS YEAR! Running alongside the Taste of Sussex Festival Market, 13 14 September, The Live Food Show will include 12 of the city's top chefs including those from Blanch House, Okinami, 7 Dials, Zilli's, Moonrakers, Graze, Due South and many more, all presented by Latest 7’s food columnist Andrew Kay who will also be cooking his favourite dishes. This is a perfect opportunity to come and see the city’s best chefs showing you how it is done, learn their tips, ask the questions you have always wanted answering and if you are lucky you may even get to sample some of their cooking. Sponsored by Martin Searle Solicitors SATURDAY 13 SEPTEMBER 10AM-5PM SUNDAY 14 SEPTEMBER 11AM-4PM
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FIERY FOOD UK
For the first time held on the Old Steine, chilli market stalls and acts will showcase the top hot and spicy foods produced locally and internationally. Experience the hottest chilli in the world, the Naga from Chilli Pepper Pete, or dare to sample the Chilli Awards-winning Dragons Blood (Best in Show 2007), Clara's Pepper Pot's addictive sweet chilli sauce or chilli mayo, or the deadly 999 bottle of rocket fuel for Hot Hedz who swept the board, winning 3 awards last year. The chilli market is a 60 strong line up of just about anything hot and spicy you can imagine, and much that will shock you, including Fallen Angels Black Death beer or Cocoa Loco’s chilli chocolate. There will be hot food aplenty to tempt your taste buds, including Thai Spice Restaurant, the best local curries from Chaulas in Lewes and Jollof Bites Caribbean Foods, etc. Live stage entertainment will host live bands and fun games such as ‘chilli roulette'. And on Saturday evening, The Chilli Awards will be presented by a top hot foods celebrity as a grand finale. SATURDAY 20TH & SUNDAY 21ST SEPT, 11AM – 5PM £2.50 ADULTS, £1 CONCESSIONS AND CHILDREN CHILLI AWARDS – SATURDAY 20TH SEPT IN THE EVENING AFTER THE MARKET CLOSES.
SUSSEX & THE WORLD FOOD MARKET International food market including the best of Sussex alongside some top markets from Italy, France, Spain, Germany, China, Japan and many more surprises. For the first time you can experience and taste the best from all around the world in one place and discover for yourself why Sussex’s 2,500 farms provide some of the best ingredients on the globe. Hove’s leading restaurants will also be treating you all to a dining experience on the seafront. HOVE LAWNS 27 & 28 SEPTEMBER 10AM-5PM
A DAY AT THE RACES Not only do you get an exciting full race programme, the Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival are proud to be feeding the punters on local produce for the very first time. This festival grand finale event includes a ‘Waiters Race’ challenge between all the best restaurants. The only thing you won’t be gambling on is the quality of the food. BRIGHTON RACECOURSE ON MONDAY 29 SEPTEMBER 12PM-5.30PM (RACECOURSE ENTRY FEE APPLIES)
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MAIN FESTIVAL EVENTS SATURDAY 6TH SEPTEMBER FISH ON THE FRONT Brighton Marina 10am – 5pm FREE SUNDAY 7TH SEPTEMBER BRIGHTON & HOVE FARMERS’ MARKET Festival Special, Ralli Hall by Hove Station 10am-2pm. FREE THURSDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER THE BIG FOOD DEBATE The Thistle Hotel 7.30pm FREE SATURDAY 13TH & SUNDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER A TASTE OF SUSSEX FESTIVAL MARKET WEEKEND New Road and Jubilee Street Sat 10am – 5pm, Sun 11am – 4pm FREE SATURDAY 13TH & SUNDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER LIVE FOOD SHOW Jubilee Square Sat 10am – 5pm, Sun 11am – 4pm FREE
The Promenade Restaurant awarded 2 AA Rosettes at the Thistle Hotel, Kings Road, Brighton Tel 01273 206700 We are proud of the 2 AA Rosettes awarded for our fine dining and would like to share the experience with you during the Food Festival. Not only can you enjoy a spectacular sea view & delicious menu, including the finest local produce, you will also receive a complimentary bottle of our finest wine with your meal. (min 2 persons dining). For pre-dinner or post-dinner drinks in our trendy wwwater.bar, enjoy a 15% discount on beverages during the festival period. (just show this advert to qualify). For restaurant bookings and fine dining experience, call 01273 206700 or email restaurant.brighton@thistle.co.uk (all bookings & offers are subject to availability at time of reservation, available during Festival period only 2008)
SATURDAY 20TH & SUNDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER FIERY FOOD UK Old Steine 11am – 5pm, £2.50 adults, £1 children and concessions Chilli Awards Saturday 20th September evening. SATURDAY 27TH & SUNDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER SUSSEX AND THE WORLD MARKET Hove Lawns 10am - 5pm FREE MONDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER SUSSEX AND THE WORLD MARKET Brighton Racecourse 12pm – 5:30pm (See website for discounted entry offer)
FRINGE EVENT FRIDAY 29TH AUGUST – FRIDAY 3RD OCTOBER FISH AND STITCHES An exhibition of crocheted Seafood from local artist Kate Jenkins. Comprising of Tinned Sardines, Fish and Chips, Crab Salad and other tasty treats all made of wool!!!
Castor and Pollux, 164 - 166 King’s Road Arches, Lower Promenade, Brighton, BN1 1NB
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Supporters of the festival Dozens of restaurants and venues will also hold a fringe programme of foodie fun and games – they are listed below. You can find out more on the festival website: www.brightonfoodfestival.co.uk Throughout September
SEATTLE HOTEL Festival Menu, showcasing local fish and seasonal produce. Two courses £10 Brighton Marina BN2 5WA 01273 679799 seattle@aliashotels.com August & September Mon to Weds 6 – 9pm
THE ARROGANT FROG The Arrogant Frog Restaurant, 119 Church Road, Hove BN3 2AF Early frog menu, 3 course meal including some French specialities, a delight! £13.95 (inc VAT, exc service) 01273 721488 reservations@thearrogantfrog.com www.thearrogantfrog.com Tuesday 2nd September
ALL DAY FRISKY FESTIVAL SET MENU Terre a Terre, 71 East Street, Brighton BN1 1HQ 3 courses plus coffee/tea Further details will be available end August www.terreaterre.co.uk £29 per head 01273 729051 mail@terreaterre.co.uk www.terreaterre.co.uk Thursday 25th Sept
BRIGHTON VS. BOLOGNA demonstrating culinary fusion by blending cultures Umi Hotel, 64 Kings Road, Brighton BN1 1NA Evening of culinary demonstrations, featuring Italian cuisine from British ingredients; wine-matching; cocktail masterclass. Limited places, booking essential. Apply at www.umihotelbrighton.co.uk Free 01273 323221 coffeeshop@umibrighton.co.uk www.umihotelbrighton.co.uk Tuesday 2nd Sept 5-7pm
CICCHETTI TIME Terre à Terre, 71 East Street, Brighton BN1 1HQ Cichetti are small, delicious mediterranean style cold appetizers originating in Venice. Terre à Terre is now serving drinks and nibbles in the front. For the food festival why not avail yourself of the free cicchetti plate offer. 1 free cicchetti plate with bottle of wine purchase up front. 01273 729051 mail@terreaterre.co.uk www.terreaterre.co.uk September 9am-10pm
NIA CAFE 87 Trafalgar St, Brighton BN1 4ER The perfect place to relax, breakfast lunch and dinner. Try the new daytime and evening menu. 01273 671371 contact@nia-brighton.co.uk www.nia-brighton.co.uk
Throughout September Tues – Sat lunches & Tues – Thurs evenings
A TASTE OF GRAZE Graze Restaurant, 42 Western Road, Hove BN3 1JD Three grazing dishes and three matching wines. Special festival menu by Brighton's only taster restaurant. £25.00 01273 823707 bookings@graze-restaurant.co.uk www.graze-restaurant.co.uk Mondays - Fridays Sept 12 noon - 5pm
FESTIVAL FOOD FOR FRIENDS LUNCH OFFER 17-18 Prince Albert Street, The Lanes, Brighton BN1 1HF Exclusive festival offer - 20% off when you eat at Food For Friends, Monday to Friday, 12-5pm (excl set menu) 01273 202310 info@foodforfriends.com www.foodforfriends.com Tues 2nd, Tues 9th, Thurs 11th, Tues 16th, Thurs 18th, Tues 23rd, Thurs 25th, Tues 30th September & Tues 7th Oct all 5.30pm
A VIEW INTO THE WORLD OF COCKTAILS AND SPIRITS KOBA 135 Western Rd, Brighton BN12LA www.kobauk.com Spend 2 hours with our Mixologists for a tour of the basic rules: balance & ratio; extraction and smell; layering of flavours; and presentation. Includes intro into classic cocktails and the chance to make your own. Four cocktails with training Price £25 Bookings: 01273 720059 or info@kobauk.com www.kobauk.com Promotional price £25 01273 720059 info@kobauk.com www.kobauk.com 1st - 30th September 12 noon - 2.00pm
A TASTE OF SUSSEX Seattle Restauarant, Hotel Seattle, Brighton Marina, Brighton BN2 5WA 2 Course Lunch. Choose two courses from our 3 course Local Seasonal Festival menu £10.00 add a 3rd course for £3.50. 01273 679799 Tuesday 2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th 6pm – 7.30pm
PRE DINNER COCKTAIL ON PINTXOpeople! 95 Western Road, Brighton BN1 Dine in our sumptuous First Floor Restaurant serving innovative Spanish cuisine and your pre dinner cocktail is on us! A la carte or Summer Set Menu for £25 & £30 01273 732323 info@pintxopeople.co.uk www.pintxopeople.co.uk
Wednesday 3nd, 10th, 17th & 24rd 6-7.30pm Thursday 4th, 11th, 18th & 25th 6-7.30pm
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COMPLIMENTARY COCKTAILS!
Sam's of Brighton 1 Paston Place, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1HA Throughout September our Set Lunch will feature locally sourced ingredients. Menu changes daily. 3 courses for £15 from a Set Lunch menu available Tuesday Saturday midday - 3pm 01273 676222 www.samsofbrighton.co.uk
95 Western Road, Brighton BN1 Dine in our sumptuous First Floor Restaurant serving innovative Spanish cuisine and your pre dinner cocktail is on us! A la carte or Summer Set Menu for £25 & £30 01273 732323 info@pintxopeople.co.uk www.pintxopeople.co.uk
SAM'S OF BRIGHTON 'SUSSEX FLAVOUR' FESTIVAL LUNCH MENU
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MOONRAKERS Moonrakers Restaurant High Street, Alfriston, East Sussex BN26 5TD Mention Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival during the month of September to receive a complimentary glass of Prosecco when ordering three courses from our lunch or dinner menu. (Tues - Thurs only) 01323871199 info@moonrakersrestaurant.co.uk www.moonrakersrestaurant.co.uk Throughout Food Festival
OKI-NAMI FESTIVAL MENU Oki-Nami, 6 New Road, Brighton, BN1 1UF Enjoy our 3 course Festival Menu plus a welcome drink for only £20 per person Full offer details at www.okinami.com or drop us a line, 01273 773777 restaurant@okinami.com
BLANCH HOUSE FOOD FESTIVAL OFFER
PROMENADE RESTAURANT
Experience Deli Culture Italian food lends itself perfectly to the use of local seasonal ingredients. Italians are known for not wasting a snippet, important in today’s economic and agricultural climate. Learn how to make simple, flavoursome dishes with deli ingredients and how to use leftovers creatively. David and Sebastiano will be pleased to answer any of your questions at a fun evening in the deli and the restaurant kitchen. 01273 730850 www.corianderbrighton.com Limited spaces booking essential!
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Sabai, 169 North St, Brighton BN1 1EA An extension to the New Road Festival Market, visit the Pavilion Gardens to view the Sabai Thai and High Energy dancers. Maybe even some flame throwing surprises. Event covered by Juice 107.2 Saturday 20th September - Sunday 21st September Fiery Food UK in the Old Steine. The hottest food festival comes to town including the Sabai Hot Food Stall. Sabai Thai Gastrobar in Princes Place will be presenting one of the awards in the VIP marquee on the Saturday evening. 01273 773030
Sevendials. 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton BN1 3TD Throughout September our Set Lunch will feature locally sourced ingredients. Menu changes daily. 3 courses for £15 from a Set Lunch menu Available Mon - Sat midday - 3pm 01273 885555 www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk
TASTE OF SPAIN
THE ITALIAN WAY
Thistle Hotel, Kings Road, Brighton A la carte fine dining, spectacular sea view, 2 AA rosette award winning menu, using the finest local produce. Offer throughout festival includes a bottle of our finest wines (min 2 persons dining). 01273 206700 Discounts available in the wwwater.bar.
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THE CHIMNEY HOUSE 28 Upper Hamilton Road, Brighton BN1 5DF Whether you are just popping in for a swift glass of wine from a unique list, a well deserved pint, coffee, a three course meal or even just a chat, this informal and refreshingly relaxed pub is the place to come. 01273 556708 www.chimneyhouse.co.uk Throughout September
Wednesday, 17th September 6pm-9pm £10 per person; drinks extra
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OPEN KITCHEN WORKSHOPS
SEVENDIALS 'SUSSEX FLAVOUR' FESTIVAL LUNCH MENU
5 Hove Manor, Hove Street, Hove BN3 2DF featuring local Hepworth Brewery’s organic Blonde Lager (special price on Pints!) A selection of freshly cooked curries made to a specific recipe using quality traceable meats, such as lamb from Sussex Shiprod’s Farm.
Discounts on Spanish beers, ciders, wine & cava. An evening of casual mingling to experience Spanish flavours – olives, bread & olive oil, charcuterie, cheese, hot & cold tapas ... Discounts on featured products.
SABAI THAI FOOD EXPERIENCE
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THE CASUAL CURRY CLUB CORIANDER
Blanch House, 17 Atlingworth Street, Brighton BN21PL 3 courses for the prices for 2 at the wonderful Blanch House Restaurant. Offer valid Tues - Sat Lunch Times and Tues - Thurs Dinner during the month of September. 01273 603504 www.blanchhouse.co.uk info@blanchhouse.co.uk
Tuesday – Saturday from 9.30am
Available at 'Sevendials' and 'Sam's of Brighton' restaurants throughout September. Spend 2 hours "behind the scenes" in the kitchens at 'Sevendials' or 'Sam's of Brighton'. Followed by a 3 course set lunch. £50 per person including lunch and a glass of champagne.
Sunday, 7th September 6pm-9pm £10 per person; drinks extra
Wednesday, 24th September 6pm-9pm £10 per person; drinks extra
THE WELLINGTON 12-13 College Place, Brighton BN2 1HN Whether you are just popping in for a swift glass of wine from a unique list, a well deserved pint, coffee, a three course meal or even just a chat, this informal and refreshingly relaxed pub is the place to come. 01273 677007 www.thewellie.com Throughout September
THE SAINT 22 St James St, Brighton BN2 1RF The Saint Restaurant is committed to delivering the freshest, tastiest and most local food to your plate. This is complimented with a fantastic wine list and excellent service. The Taste of Sussex Gastro evening is on the 25th of September. 5 courses each complimented with either wine, cider or stout. £45 per head. Festival offer – Free glass of house wine for every festival diner. Must bring a copy of Latest Homes magazine to receive a glass of wine. 01273 607835 www.thesaintrestaurant.co.uk
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Saturday 13th & Sunday 14th September, 12 - 7pm
IN VINO VERITAS
ZILLI MEETS SUSSEX MENU
103 North Rd, Brighton BN1 1YW Druing the Food Festival two courses £18, three £21. Also lunchtime plat du jour £8.50 with glass of wine for lunch 01273 622522 www.in-vino-veritas.co.uk
Zilli’s Jubilee Street, Brighton Local produce Italian style My Hotel are holding a special menu in order to celebrate this event. They will be serving local ingredients, but cooked in an Italian style. Available from 12-7 each day. £14.95 2 courses £19.95 3 courses 01273 900383 or zilli@myhotel.com
Throughout September
THE PRESTON PARK TAVERN 88 Havelock Road, Brighton BN1 6GF Acclaimed quality gastro-pub specialising in local sourced and seasonal food cooked in an open kitchen 01273 542271 www.prestonparktavern.co.uk Throughout September
INFINITY FOODS 25 North Road, Brighton Brighton and Hove’s premier organic and wholefood retailer, established over 30 years specialising in local produce, instore bakery and organic wines and fresh vegetables and fruits. 01273 603563 www.infinityfoodsretail.co.uk
Saturday 13th & Sunday 14th Sept, 10am - 5pm
MERCATO DI FUNGHI MUSHROOM MARKET CARLUCCIO’S CAFFE Unit 1, Jubilee Street, Brighton, BN1 1GE Experience the atmosphere of a bustling Italian market at our open air mushroom market. There will be stalls filled with fresh, dried, wild and cultivated mushrooms as well as mushroom products. Come and enjoy the tastes of our fresh ‘street’ food at this wonderful event! 01273 690493
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RESTAURANTS BRITISH AND MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Totally traditional and family-run with all your favourites, but also an excellent blackboard of daily fish specials. They’re open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday and it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and good seasonal seafood. Fish can be fried, grilled or poached, plus there are vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, 01273 681256
The Coach House Friendly restaurant bar in the city centre serving an excellent range of hearty home-cooked food, separate evening and lunch menus and always a selection of roasts on Sunday. Great mussels, steaks, soups and a good wine list. In the winter, a central open fire roars. In summer, people soak up the late sun on the pretty terrace. The warm atmosphere and good value pricing make this a popular local haunt. 59 Middle Street, Brighton, 01273 719000 www.coachhousebrighton.com
Santiago Restaurant Nestled between the two piers, Santiago Restaurant offers quality food and friendly service in this fantastic location on Brighton beach. Occupying former fisherman’s arches and boasting three of the historic, original arched windows, the first floor indoor restaurant gives a cosy and intimate dining experience. Now serving an exciting new menu of modern European dishes with a Hispanic influence and delicious homemade desserts. On sunny days, enjoy watching the world go by while dining on their sun terrace overlooking the beach, or in the evening come and relax in the indoor restaurant where every table has a sea view. 143-144 Kings Road Arches, Brighton Beach 01273 710031 www.santiagorestaurant.biz
CHINESE Gars Restaurant Stunningly refurbished, this old Brighton favourite has attained a new lease of life. An exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar before rising to the upper dining room and enjoy the glamour of it all. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321 www.gars.co.uk
FRENCH The Arrogant Frog Not as expensive as you might think! A tempting à la carte and Xpress lunch is available all week. A ‘Plat du Jour’, at £9.45 including a drink, is the perfect way to treat yourself without breaking the bank.
Relaxed alfresco dining is available in the garden; a sunny afternoon could not be better spent. Enjoy the ‘Early Frog’ from 67pm; a three-course meal at £13.95 is really the best value for your money! The true character of this delightful restaurant comes hopping to life in the evenings, and the mouthwatering menu is a comprehensive choice of the finest French cuisine. Children and families always welcome. 119 Church Road, Hove, 01273 721488, www.thearrogantfrog.com
Cocoa Cocoa is the cheeky new French patisserie found just down from Brighton train station on Queen’s Road. “A slice of Paris in the heart of Brighton”. All cakes, pastries, tartines and baguettes are lovingly prepared each morning on the premises by French gourmet pastry chef Julien Plumart. Front of the house is run by Jana Solfronk serving coffee, cinnamon hot chocolate or homemade lime ice tea, amongst other beverages. Intimate seating overlooking a mural of the roofs of Paris sets an atmosphere both relaxing and bohemian. For breakfast, lunch or an afternoon “tete a tete”, Cocoa is the choice for discerning Brightonians. As commented by a recent French visitor: ”Cocoa make the best croissant in Brighton, by far better than any I found in Paris.” 48 Queen’s Road, Brighton. 01273 777412
New Steine Bistro Cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions, creating the perfect setting for the appreciation of traditional home-made French cuisine either with friends or for a romantic night out. A hidden gem in the heart of Kemp Town, and very reasonable too! Daily evening menu at two courses
£10.50, three courses £12.50 on weekdays; and two courses £14.50, three courses £16.50 on Friday and Saturday (ONLY LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE DAILY). À la carte menu Tuesday to Saturday 6-10pm for last orders. 10-11 New Steine, Brighton, 01273 681546 or 695415
L’Église L’Église is a traditional French restaurant in Hove offering classic cuisine prepared for contemporary tastes. Offering a fantastic à la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday together with daily specials like coq au vin and côte de bœuf for two. Locally sourced produce includes freshly caught fish of the day and an extensive Anglo-French farmhouse cheeseboard. There is also a selection of superb French desserts on offer such as tarte aux pommes and crème brulée. Enjoy the south-facing sun terrace with the brasserie lunch menu, Tuesday-Sunday 12-6pm, including croque madame, tarte a l’ognion, moules marinières and more. And with a delicious French Sunday roast, this is true entente cordiale. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk, info@legliserestaurant.co.uk
INDIAN Chaula’s “The food of India, not just Indian food.” New on the scene in Lewes and unlike other Indian restaurants, Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes: bhindi kadhi, pista chicken, lamb rajasthani, and many more, and for its distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and Sam’s of Brighton
Sevendials Restaurant A smart restaurant in so many ways, excellent food and a sensible variety of menus in chic surroundings. Chef Sam runs a team of food-lovers who deliver time after time, from a simple lunch to a full à la carte dinner. Cooking reflects the seasons rather than fashion and quality is paramount, with great locally caught fish, game in season and desserts that are a delight, plus a wine list full of treats without being expensive. Make the most of the terrace when the weather is warm or the private dining room for a treat. 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton, 01273 885555, www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk
Sam’s of Brighton A brand new restaurant on the Kemp Town restaurant scene. Situated in the famous One Paston Place site, Sam’s offers a more relaxed dining experience. The dishes served are classic yet creative, with a focus on seasonal ingredients. Examples are natural smoked haddock and salmon fish pie with a free-range poached egg or chargrilled Scotch rib-eye steak with proper chips, plum tomato and house butter. 1 Paston Place, Brighton, 01273 676222 www.samsofbrighton.co.uk
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gluten and wheat-free dishes. They have a buffet available 11am-3pm Mon-Sat, alongside a ‘light bites’ menu. It’s definitely a hot favourite with the people of Lewes! Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
pea aubergines where others use peas. Lots of fish dishes too with bass and pomfret and a great sliced beef salad. 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk
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The flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish and spotless surroundings. It is popular with locals in the week but at the weekend it draws an audience from London. There are brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with great-tasting, highquality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries. A place where customers are attended to by a dedicated team of the very best baristas, whose driving motivation is to provide the ultimate ‘coffee experience’. Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views. Everyone can find a place to sit and sip, get wrapped up in a good book, take advantage of the free Wi-Fi or just relax. Spinelli Coffee is located in the heart of Kemp Town Village, just off the corner of St George’s Road and College Road. Mon-Fri 8am-6pm, Sat 8:30am-6pm, Sun 9am-5pm. Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819
Fat Leo Supposedly the budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Once again, quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, Fat Leo has trendy interiors, including the toilets, and a menu which is utterly affordable with the signature setprice boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, any three courses £7.95. 16-17 Market Street, Brighton, 01273 325135
THAI Chokdee A premium takeaway and informal eaterie next to Hove Station where you can enjoy real Thai cooking. Chokdee serves a variety of popular Thai dishes, including tom yum soup, pad thai (stir-fried noodles) favourite red and green curries and a range of freshly stir-fried dishes, with vegetarian options. There’s a selection of home-made starters priced from £3.95. A plate of mixed starters is good value at £8.95 and includes chicken satay, Thai fishcakes, mini spring rolls and mee krob noodles. Main courses include a good selection of vegetarian, duck and seafood dishes, and are made to each individual order using authentic Thai ingredients such as holy basil, kaffir lime leaves and galangal, coconut milk and chillis. Chokdee is licensed, with wines, saké and Thai beers. Open Monday to Saturday, for lunch and in the evening. 98 Goldstone Villas, Hove 01273 720370 www.chokdeethai.co.uk
Sabai The Thai word ‘sabai’ means comfortable, relaxed and chilled – precisely the way you’ll feel when you dine or have a drink with us. Filled with stylish, genuine Thai furnishings, Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. Browse our extensive menu of unique Sabai dishes, while sampling a cocktail or a bottle of wine from our comprehensive wine list. Try our gastronomic Thai food made with fresh, authentic ingredients – many of which are grown by the family of the restaurant’s owners back in Thailand. Come and enjoy – or as they say in Thailand: “Sanuk”! 165-169 Princes House, Princes Place North St, Brighton, 01273 773030 www.sabai.uk.com, bookings@sabai.uk.com
Sawadee The Thai restaurant that people love for parties and celebrations because they always give the best of times. And why not, as this well-priced restaurant pleases repeatedly with dishes we have all grown to love, and new ones too. We were impressed by the use of authentic ingredients, such as 28 latest 7
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Moksha Caffe Brighton Moksha is Brighton’s ultimate independent café, with their own blend of locally roasted coffee made by highly trained baristas. They have an excellent range of homemade cakes and sandwiches all made on site with favourites like battenburg, quiches and gluten-free options like pistachio and orange biscotti. Moksha is not your usual high street coffee shop with its spacious interior and the works of local artists. They are child friendly, have disabled access and free WIFI. Now open late Thur/Fri/Sat offering free aperitivos with any bottle of wine and 2-4-1 cocktails from 5–7pm. Located opposite St Peters Church and only a stones’ throw away from Brighton Station. Moksha Caffe, 4-5 York Place, Brighton, 01273 248890, www.mokshacaffe.com
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46-48 Kings Road, Brighton BN1 1NA Tel: 01273 323600
Home café Home …. By the arch at Queens Park, serves long, lazy brunches, delicious lunches and homemade cakes and treats. From pancake stacks dripping in maple syrup to eggs Benedict and locally roasted espresso coffee. If you've missed lunch or are in need of a late breakfast, we always have something to tempt you at Home. It's all in our name …… At Home you will receive a warm welcome and quality homemade food sourced locally. We have a fully licensed bar, and make a killer bloody Mary, the perfect accompaniment to any brunch. Private parties catered for daytime and evening. Open seven days a week 10am– 5pm 32 Egremont Place, Brighton, BN2 OGA, 01273 674456 www.homebrighton.co.uk
BARS Koba Bar and Club Koba hosts a happy hour in the front bar between 5-7pm all week. With three bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologists, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has been nominated in the top ten bars/clubs in the UK by The Independent. Good beers, a sensible wine list, and of course, champagne for special occasions (or just for the love of it). The perfect venue for a private party or an atmospheric night out. To book your private party, reserve your guestlist or to run through some ideas please contact: Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, 01273 720059, www.kobauk.com
Welcome to Buddies, the south coast's only 24 hour restaurant! Situated opposite Brighton promenade, Buddies boasts a panoramic view of beach life and is near to all major venues, hotels, clubs and of course the historic Lanes area. Renowned for good food, friendly service and a varied menu - Buddies is waiting for you any time day or night. From the 'All Day Breakfast' to a large selection of pasta dishes, delicious pizzas, mouth watering steaks to the sea food platter, three course set menu £8.95 - Buddies has it all!
Students can get 20% discount on their full bill (must show student ID)
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Under review Here’s our round up of recent local shows, plus there’s oodles of reviews online at www.thelatest.co.uk
odd knowing nod – and somehow crams in a French Elvis impersonator. The open-air production was beset by windy weather, but even the seagulls couldn’t drown out the panto-like gusto of the actors. However, nor could the humour mask the play’s strange misogyny. It’s kind of unsettling to hear an audience chuckling as a woman’s will is broken by her husband through starvation and sleep deprivation. Then again, the sheer wit of the banter between them suggests her slavish obedience is perhaps just a form of kinky roleplay. In any case, this was an amicable and funny show. Sallis Benney Quad Garden, 10 August ✌✌✌✌ Ben Bailey
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At Home by the Sea The Concorde’s first stab at a twoday festival started well as reliable Brightonian electro-troubadour Jacob’s Stories brought some sunny majesty to a rainy night. Esser, potentially London’s Mike Skinner, played a lively, funky set. Downbeat Scots, Camera Obscura, were the perfect postEsser chillout. The crowd was soon swept away in epic Americana style, ending day one triumphantly. It’s a shame day two was so shaky. Acoustic rockabilly pair Peggy Sue suffer as a bad mix made their vocals
uncharacteristically shrieky. Swedes, Shout Out Louds enthralled in their Cure-meetsStrokes way sporadically. Only Brighton garage rock supergroup Brakes were an undoubted success, but not enough to save this day of dampened spirits. Concorde 2, 8–9 August ✌✌✌ Nick Aldwinckle
The Taming of the Shrew “Shakespeare is not the Bible” say Rainbow Theatre. Thus their take on this controversial comedy mixes Carry On camp with the
HOT REVIEW OF THE WEEK Vodafone TBA gig The dazed and delighted looks on the faces of the audience on Brighton seafront told the whole story. People were pinching themselves trying to overcome their disbelief that not only were they watching the most high profile line-up to grace the city for years but it was all for free. The fortunate thousands showed their gratitude by bouncing around joyously in the sunshine as first locals The Pipettes, then Midlands rapper The Streets, then pop favourite McFly and finally US funk rockers N*E*R*D* played for them with the West Pier as a backdrop. Each had been hand-picked by Vodafone's event organiser for their live performance prowess and none of them disappointed. Brighton Beach, 10 August ✌✌✌✌✌ Robbie Hayward
Comic Boom The stalwart of mixing new acts with old had a great night to break off for its summer holidays with. With the return of Reeves Peterson, upping his game with his delivery and holding his own as opener, followed by Israeli comic Yariv Perelmuter who played the minority card nicely, only occasionally crossing the line in comparing terrorists, and rounding the first third off with class wordmeister Adam Smith it was cracking. Bola Ajani showed the line-up was no fluke breaking out rounds of applause for her Nigerian mother tales, Mark Simmons kept the laughter up and Liz Carr kept her humour caustic and on the ball from her wheelchair. When headliner Simon Evans stepped on stage he was the perfect dessert to such a feast. Jo Enright, as ever, a class compere. Komedia, 31 July ✌✌✌✌✌ Victoria Nangle
Bright ‘n’ Queer It was hard to remember that some of these seven talented comics were not professionals and had only performed a handful of gigs. All were gems, strung together by confident compere Steve Bustin raising money for Pride. Attending the later show, we felt like the more raucous audience and by the end of the night irreverent, manic Robert White had everyone laughing uncontrollably, even when he performed an interpretation of Princess Di’s death with silly sound effects – a daring move with an audience mainly of gay men. Joogleberry Playhouse, 31 July ✌✌✌✌✌
30 Comedy Stewart Lee talks babies
30 Books Stephen Pinker reviewed
31 Stage Tosca and Carmen in an return to Eastbourne
33 Film Director of The Banishment on cinematic beauty; listings
34 Kids & Events Arundel Town Fair
34 Art Vincent Mauger’s The Undercroft; listings
35 Music Stephen Malkmus on his new band; news
35 Music & Club All the listings
41 Art Wave A festival of art
50 Gay Will doesn’t see the point of holding out on a date
52 Television Dani does Beijing; seven days of listings
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For Victoria Nangle, Edinburgh preview shows give a special insight into the workings of the comedian’s craft Stewart Lee – comic, writer, provoker of religious outcry with his musical Jerry Springer – The Opera, and in the last couple of years ‘dad’. He’s got a new DVD out of the show that hit the Brighton Festival and the Paramount Comedy Festival last year – 41st Best Stand Up Ever. “It’s much better now than the first time I did it,” he assures me when I tell him I caught it at the Brighton Festival over a year ago. When asked to describe it he’s surprisingly lost for words. “I can tell you what’s in it,” he offers. That sounds good. “It was this Channel 4 show of the top 100 comics and I came in at number 41 and I don’t know how that happened. So I decided to write a show about the hilarious gulf between supposedly being the 41st best standup ever and not being able to do any telly, theatre or whatever.” He pauses. “And also the fact that my mother thinks that I’m terrible and should give up after 20 years.” But there’s a twist in the tale. Stewart explains. “The weird thing was that the show started to do really well. Quite a lot of people came to see it. In the time of doing it I got a BBC2 series commissioned. So it was really funny, it kind of defeated fate.” He’s trying out new material for the TV show in Edinburgh during the festival under the show title Scrambled Eggs, promising new material each night. I ask him if he likes Edinburgh. “Best of all really. Well, Brighton’s really good as well. A Brighton audience is pretty much like an Edinburgh Fringe audience. You get people that are used to going to see live stuff – you don’t have to try and educate them. You can get moving quickly.” With the release of this DVD and the new TV work I ask him about the internet-popular and much reminisced over With Rich Not Judy show he did in the 90s with Richard Herring. Will it ever be released? He says it’s not viable. What about a reunion with his old comedy partner? “It was based on the relationship we had as teenagers when we met and it’s quite hard to do that in your 40s. What I think would be really funny would be to do it in our 60s. I think we should do it as old men. Leave it for a long time and then do it in the Royal Albert Hall,” he giggles at the idea. And what about accusations of his material softening in recent years? “I started to get a bit fed up in 2004 with unremittingly cynical material, and I’d look at Boothby Graffoe or Daniel Kitson and think – they’re as funny as cynics but they’re romantic. So I started to wonder if I could write stuff that was more positive. “Ånything else? “I think that having a baby makes it more difficult to be unlimitedly cynical,” he Stewart Lee admits. “Something happy will happen to you every day.” Ah. And he’s gone. 41st Best Stand Up Ever by Stewart Lee is out on DVD now, released by Real Talent
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Coalition Comedy Club Start the weekend early with comedy from Catie Wilkins, Ian Moore and Geoff Norcott, MC'd by Rufus Hound. Brighton Coalition, 8pm, £8.
Kronenbourg Krater Comedy Club Great comedy from Junior Simpson, Steve Day and Mike Mikkigan. MC Geoff Norcott. Komedia, 7pm & 10.30pm, £16.50.
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Kronenbourg Krater Comedy Club Great comedy from Junior Simpson, Steve Day and Mike Mikkigan. MC Geoff Norcott. Komedia, 7:30pm, £12.50/10.
Joe Pasquale Last year Joe went on sabbatical to go in search of the ancient muffin of San Miguel. This is the tale from the squeaky one. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 7:45pm, £16.50/15.50.
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John Davies Attempts to finish Stephen Pinker’s The Stuff of Thought while travelling… We’re about five days into our summer holiday trip to San Francisco, travelling on to Yosemite and Palm Springs. The jet lag’s wearing off and that special sense of place I associate with being in America, a kind of beautiful gratitude, is beginning to reassert its hold. On the plane over, as I promised myself, I finished reading the paperback edition of Stephen Pinker’s new book, The Stuff of Thought (subtitle: Language as a Window into Human Nature). It’s the third book in a trilogy including The Language Instinct and Words and Rules. If like me you love words in all their shapes and size and read the OED for pleasure, but fell asleep during Geoffrey Leach’s lectures on linguistics at Lancaster, this is a book for you. Full of fascinating insights and information, it’s an easy-going read given its subject matter. For those of you who don’t know Pinker, he once taught in the Department of Brain and Cognitive Sciences at MIT and is now a Professor in the Psychology Department at Harvard University. He’s super-bright and a great populariser of current psychological and philosophical thinking. In his own words, The Stuff of Thought takes ‘a close look at our speech – our conversations, our jokes, our curses, our legal disputes, the names we give our babies’ to ‘give us insight into who we are.’ He does this by pitching the case for conceptual semantics. This argues that the conceptual content behind language is like a language itself – ‘a language of thought’, ‘the conceptual infrastructure of homo sapiens’. He argues the case for this theory against a number of others – Extreme Nativism – word meanings are innate, indivisible wholes; Radical Pragmatics – ‘there are no mental representations of word meanings’; and Linguistic Determinism – ‘language controls how people think’, i.e. we think in words. Along the way he makes some pretty telling points supported by recent work in experimental psychology. He argues that the theory of conceptual semantics occupies the middle ground, ‘word senses are mentally represented as expressions in a richer and more abstract language of thought … compatible with all of the complications’. He quotes Hobbes and Siegfried Sassoon (Limitations): Words are fools Who follow blindly, once they get a lead. But thoughts are kingfishers that haunt the pools Of quiet; seldom seen… For writers, Pinker gets especially interesting on the subject of metaphor and the ‘metaphor metaphor’. George Lakoff and philosopher Mark Johnson have collected together dozens of conceptual metaphors, such as ‘love is a journey’ or ‘argument is war’. Analysing these Pinker thinks it’s possible to discern an explanation for the evolution of human intelligence as ‘a product of metaphor and combinatorics.’ (Combinawotsits allow a finite set of simple ideas to give rise to an infinite set of complex ones.) There are plenty of jokes, including some great Dilbert cartoons to relieve the stodgier sections, particularly the first 80 pages or so where Pinker explores different parts of speech to show how strange language can be. ‘The basic ideas that govern our thoughts in everyday life can show themselves to be as eccentric as the Mock Turtle or the Queen of Hearts.’ There are ‘implicit theories of physics and psychology’ in the way that verb classes are finicky about the constructions they enter into. Language seems to be preset with a set of common sense (and not always scientifically accurate) ideas about time, space, force and intention. Thought-provoking in a finger-licking kind of way, The Stuff of Thought leaves you with plenty to think about. It set me thinking about one of my conceptual hobby-horses – exactly what is the connection between place, language and body? Maybe I’ll find the answer in Yosemite… Happy holidays!
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Dead serious Mystery and mayhem rule in a new gripping thriller… Richard Harris’ gripping psychological thriller The Business of Murder heads to Eastbourne’s Devonshire Park Theatre this week, starring Stephen Beckett, who is probably best known for his roles in Coronation Street and The Bill. Set in London, in the early 1980s, Detective Inspector Hallet, played by Beckett, is asked to the flat of a
character called Stone. Stone’s son is selling drugs and heading for trouble. Desperate to give his son a wake-up call, Stone looks to DI Hallet to help get his son back on the straight and narrow. At the same time a successful TV scriptwriter has been invited to the flat to discuss a new play written by Stone’s wife. These two
visits are seemingly unconnected, or are they? It soon becomes clear that things are not quite as they first appear and that this trio has a sinister and terrifying connection. Written by Stepping Out and Party Piece author, Richard Harris, The Business of Murder is packed full of red herrings and subterfuge. The Business of Murder Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne from Monday 18 until Saturday 23 August with nightly performances 7.45pm with 2.30pm matinee performances on Wednesday and Saturday. Tickets £13.50–£19.50 with concessions available for evening performances. Box office 01323 412000 or www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
High passion Tosca and Carmen lead the operatic charge in Eastbourne… Opera returns to Eastbourne’s Congress Theatre this autumn. The renowned international touring company, Ellen Kent, return to the Grade II listed building, with brand new productions of Tosca (5 September) and the world premiere of their new production of Carmen (6 and 7 September). These sumptuous new productions will feature an incredible amphitheatre-style setting, which is sure to take your breath away, as they are performed by a large company; including hand-picked international soloists and the full Chisinau National Philharmonic Orchestra. Carmen, as you have never seen it before, is staged in a bullring to add a new and spectacular twist to Bizet’s famous and seductive opera. Complete with bullfighters, flamenco dancers, and acclaimed Spanish guitar player Fernando de Sevilla and including Sam Quy last seen in the Royal Opera House’s production of Carmen. A brass band parading through the venue into the bullring will start this must see performance. Sung in French with English subtitles. The passion, true love, torture and treachery of Tosca is spectacularly staged against the backdrop of Rome’s Colosseum. One of the most dramatic operas ever written, Tosca is set in the era of the Napoleonic wars, and this spectacular Roman setting heightens the corruption of the period. With two of the best roles for tenor and
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Tuesday 19 August to Monday 15 September BRIGHTON DOME 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Yesterday World premiere combining daring athleticism and playful choreography. • 2 Sept, 8pm, £15/£12.50/£10 students Back to Broadway • 6 Sept, 7.30pm, £12.50/£10
CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Meredith Willson’s The Music Man American musical classic starring Brian Conley. • 19–20, 26–27 & 30 Aug. Please call venue for show times, £12–£36 Six Characters in Search of an Author Luigi Pirandello’s probing drama. • 20–21 and 23 Aug. Please call for show times, £25 Collaboration A composer and writer embark on an artistic partnership. Minerva Theatre. • 19, 22, 26–28, 30 Aug. Call for show times Taking Sides By Ronald Harwood – to complement Collaboration. • 19, 22, 27–30 Aug. Call for show times/£ The Circle The conflict of romance versus
responsibility, set in 1921 Dorset. • 21–23, 28–29 Aug. Call for show times/ £ Six Characters in Search of... Themselves • 23 Aug, 11am, £5/3 Festival Cabarets • 29 August, please call for show time/£ Calendar Girls • 5–6, 8–13, 15–20, 22–27 September, £11–£33, 7.30pm, (7pm 16 September) plus 2pm mat 13, 18, 20, 25, 27 September
EASTBOURNE: CONGRESS THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Magic of the Dance Irish dance phenomenon. • 20–23 Aug, 7.30pm, Sat mat 2.30pm, £12.50–£24.50 Puccini Tosca • 5 September, 7.30pm, £18–£30 Bizet Carmen • 6– 7 September, 7.30pm Sat, 3pm Sun, £18–£30 Rockin’ On Heaven’s Door • 8 September, 7.30pm, £18/16 The Opera Babes • 12 September, 7.30pm, £19.50/17.50
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soprano plus a truly blood curdling villain for the baritone, this opera will be a treat. Sung in French with English subtitles. Tosca, Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Friday 5 Sept and Carmen, Sat 6 & Sun 7 September at the Congress Theatre, Eastbourne. 7.30pm plus a Sunday matinee performance of Carmen at 3pm. Tickets £18–£30, Box office call 01323 412000 or online www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Business Of Murder Thrilling play by Richard Harris set in 1980s London. • 19–23 Aug, 7.45pm, Wed & Sat mat 2.30pm, £13.50–£19.50 Daisy Pulls It Off • 25–30 Aug, 7.45pm, Wed & Sat mat 2.30pm, £13.50–£19.50 Absurd Person Singular • 2–6 September, 7.45pm, Wed, Thu & Sat mat 2.30pm, £13–£19.50
THE HAWTH, CRAWLEY 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Pinocchio Open air performance in Goff’s Park • Book through the Hawth. 11 Sept, call for times/£
WORTHING: ASSEMBLY HALL 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Worthing Symphony Orchestra • 14 Sept, 2.45pm, £15–£23
WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Boogie Pete Kids favourite in a fun live show • 21–23 Aug,10.30am & 1.30pm Thu & Fri, 10.30am & 12.30pm Sat, £9.50 Private Lives Witty and passionate love story. • 19–23 Aug, 7.30pm, plus 2pm Wed & 2.30pm Sat, £13–£22 Run For Your Wife • 2–6 Sept, 7.30pm, plus 2pm Wed, 2.30pm Sat, £13–£22
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THEATRE ROYAL 08700 606650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroya Abba Gold – Live All the costumes and hits taking off the Swedish supergroup. • 22–23 Aug, 7.45pm plus 2.30pm Sat, £9–£20 Noises Off • 4–13 September, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm matinee Sat, £16–£26
01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Motown Show The best songs and outfits • 21 Aug, 7.45pm, 7.45pm, £17/15 Five Star Swing • 28 Aug, 7.45pm, £tbc One Night In Vegas • 31 Aug, 7.45pm, £16/15 The Tiger Who Came To Tea • 1–2 Sept, 2pm and 4.30pm Mon, 11am and 2pm Tues, £10 Roll Out The Barrel • 11 Sept, 2.30pm, £10 That’ll Be The Day • 14 Sept, 7.45pm, £18–£20
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0871 224 4007 Tuesday 19 ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING (12A) 11.30, 1.45 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 10.00, 1.30, 4.15, 5.00, 7.30, 8.30 THE FOX AND THE CHILD (U) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.20 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.30, 2.00, 5.00, 6.15, 8.00, MR BEAN’S HOLIDAY (PG) 10.30 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 12.00, 2.45, 8.35, 9.00 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45 WALL-E (U) 10.45, 1.15, 3.45 WILD CHILD (12A) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.20 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 6.35, 9.15
Wednesday 20 ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING (12A) 11.30 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 10.00, 1.30, 5.00, 8.30 GET SMART (12A) 2.30, 5.30 HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 15.35, 8.45 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.30, 2.00, 5.00, 6.15, 8.00, MR BEAN’S HOLIDAY (PG) 10.30 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 12.00, 2.45, 8.35, 5.30, 8.15 9.00 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45 WALL-E (U) 10.45, 1.15
WILD CHILD (12A) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.20 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 6.35, 9.15
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ANGUS, THONGS AND PERFECT SNOGGING (12A) 11.30 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 10.00, 1.30, 5.00, 8.30 GET SMART (12A) 2.30, 5.30 HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 15.35, 8.45 MADE OF HONOUR (12A) 10.30 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.30, 2.00, 5.00, 6.15, 8.00, THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 12.00, 2.45, 5.30, 8.15, 9.00 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45 WALL-E (U) 10.45, 1.15 WILD CHILD (12A) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.20 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 6.35, 9.15
Films showing Friday 22-Monday 25 FORMULA ONE: ITALIAN GRAND PRIX (U) THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) WILD CHILD (12A) YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILMS/TIMES
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THE BANISHMENT (12A) 12.00, 3.00, 8.30 ROH: ROMEO AND JULIET 6.00
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00, 11.30 HORTON HEARS A WHO! (U) 11.00
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Hellboy II: The Golden Army (12A) Director: Guillermo del Toro Big Red returns in this comic book sequel to the 2004 original. With a host of heavyweight effects and mythical creatures galore, Ron Perlman reprises his role as the super-stacked, hell-spawn vigilante. After helming such prodigious efforts as Pan’s Labyrinth and Cronos,
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del Toro adds his own distinct visual flourish. This time round the mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity as Hellboy and his team return to save the world. Entertaining comic extravagance but full of narrative fluff. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon Craig Driver
proceedings while Natalie Portman and Rachel Weisz flounder amid the oozing sentiment. Showing at Cineworld
HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 12.30, 6.30, 9.00 ROH: CARMEN (U) 3.30
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0871 200 2000 Tuesday 19 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 12.30, 4.00, 7.30, 9.10 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.40, 2.30, 5.15, 8.00, 9.00, 10.35 MY BLUEBERRY NIGHTS (12A) 11.00 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 11.00, 12.40, 2.00, 3.20, 5.00, 6.10, 7.45, 10.25 SPACE CHIMPS (U) 10.20 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 11.15, 1.45, 4.15, 6.50, 9.20 WALL-E (U) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 WILD CHILD (12A) 10.40, 1.10, 3.40, 6.20, 8.45 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.50, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30
Wednesday 20 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 12.30, 4.00, 7.30, 9.10 GET SMART (12A) 10.50, 1.20, 6.30 HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 15.55, 9.00 MAKE IT HAPPEN (PG) 10.30 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.40, 2.30, 5.15, 8.00, 10.35 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 11.00, 2.00, 5.00, 7.45, 10.25 SPACE CHIMPS (U) 10.20 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 11.15, 1.45, 4.15, 6.50, 9.20 WALL-E (U) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00
WILD CHILD (12A) 10.40, 1.10, 3.40, 6.20, 8.45 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.50, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30
Thursday 21 THE DARK KNIGHT (12A) 12.30, 4.00, 7.30, 9.10 GET SMART (12A) 10.50, 1.20, 6.30 HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) 15.55, 9.00 MAKE IT HAPPEN (PG) 10.30 MAMMA MIA! (PG) 11.40, 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) 11.00, 2.00, 5.00, 7.45, 10.25 SPACE CHIMPS (U) 10.20 STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) 11.15, 1.45, 4.15, 6.50, 9.20 WALL-E (U) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 WILD CHILD (12A) 10.40, 1.10, 3.40, 6.20, 8.45 YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (12A) 12.50, 3.50, 6.40, 9.30
Dir: Peter Segal This tactile comedic take on the Cold War theatrics of 60s TV series stars Steve Carell as bungling secret agent Maxwell Smart. The film follows his mission to battle the forces of the evil corporation KAOS. Working alongside him are Anne Hathaway’s Agent 99 and Dwayne Johnson, aka wrestling superstar The Rock, as Agent 23. Chuck in 60s icon Terence Stamp, the always dependable Alan Arkin, and a clever little cameo from Bill Murray and you have a brilliantly formed farce. Showing at Odeon
Films showing Friday 22–Monday 25 HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY (12A) THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR (12A) STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (PG) WILD CHILD (12A) CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILM TIMES
WORTHING CINEMA 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Tues 19 –Thurs 21 August
Fri 22 – Mon 25 August
MAMMA MIA! (PG) 10.30 (Thurs), 5.00 (Tues, Wed), 7.45 (Tues, Thurs)
GET SMART (12A) 2.00 (Sun, Mon), 3.30 (Fri,Sat), 5.00 (Sun, Mon), 8.00 (Sun, Mon), 8.30 (Fri, Sat)
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WILD CHILD (12A) 1.00 (Tues- Sat), 1.30 (SunMon), 4.30 (Sun, Mon), 6.00 (Fri, Sat), 7.00 (TuesThurs), 7.30 (Sun, Mon)
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Dir: Wong Kar-Wai After directing the excellent Chungking Express and In the Mood for Love Wong Kar Wai follows up with this slushy Westernised romantic effort. American songstress Norah Jones plays a young woman travelling across America in an attempt to find love and meaning. In doing so she encounters a series of offbeat characters and many a quirky situation. Jude Law adds a particularly smug element to
Dir: Jonathan Haswell Recorded by the BBC in 2007, Italianborn Anna Caterina Antonacci plays the fickle temptress of the title. German tenor Jonas Kaufmann plays Don José, the soldier she forces to murderous jealousy. The outstanding cast, under the guiding baton of Antonio Pappano, play out the famous story with its sexy solos and impassioned arias. Since first appearing on the Paris stage in 1875, Bizet’s Carmen has remained one of the most enduringly popular operas. Catch it on the big screen. Showing at Duke of York’s
ROH Romeo and Juliet (U/C) Dir: Ross MacGibbon This big-screen showing is a wonderful one-off treat. Recorded by the BBC in 2007, Kenneth MacMillan’s interpretation of Shakespeare’s tragedy is one of the most popular works in the Royal Ballet repertory. The setting is Renaissance Verona, where a chance meeting ignites a profound love between Romeo and Juliet, bringing with it at first hope of uniting their families, then misunderstanding, and finally tragedy and death. Prokofiev’s music adds a final touch of class to proceedings. Showing at Duke of York’s Craig Driver
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Man who Cannes Russian director Andrey Zvyagintsev talks to Latest 7 about acclaimed film The Banishment What would you say were your first influences in cinema? Antonioni was my first meeting with cinema. Before I had known that cinema is great but had no idea that it is magical and unique. I realised it when I saw L’Avventurra by Antonioni. Then I saw Eclipse by Antonioni, then Night and then all of his films. Those first three black and white films of his remain a peak of possible achievement in cinema. How did you come to direct? When I am asked about my film education I prefer to answer in the following way: I studied theory in the ticket office of Moscow Cinema Museum where I bought paperback books which described the views of great film directors of cinema. I studied practice in the Cinema Museum in Kinocentre in Moscow where I could see films representing history of cinema from Dreyer to Bunuel, from Bresson to Godard, from Bergman to the Darden brothers. I studied at the acting department of Moscow Theatre College. After graduating from it I did not want to work in state theatres but preferred to work in independent theatre projects. I am sure it takes probably three or four months to learn all technical information necessary for directors in their work. You can learn piano playing for ten years but you will never become a piano player if music does not play in your heart.
and were psychological detective stories with thriller elements. It was my first project with producer Dmitry Lesnevsky and cinematographer Mikhail Krichman. After that we decided to look for a script for a full length feature film. For The Banishment when I saw in it the possibility to tell not just a story of a ruined family but a deeper mythological root of events, it became a powerful engine, inspiring the film as a whole. What was your vision in making The Banishment? I dreamed that I would make a film, and people walking along the street would see the title of the film on at the cinema, and buy a ticket not knowing anything about it and enter the screening room without any knowledge about it, completely unprepared. It is impossible now to my regret, and my dream will not become true. When there is such a wave of noise around the film there is nothing new for the audience. The viewer cannot get rid of the opinions he has heard, cannot see the film alone – there are so many critics, film
specialists, respectable opinions. But then this is a chamber film, very introvert, it is for a different mood of the audience. Cinema for me is a means of making breakthroughs, discoveries about myself and others. And that’s what happened to me in The Banishment. I’ve discovered something about myself. Something not very pleasant but still – if the viewer leaves the cinema as a different person that’s a good reward for me. How was it having the film make such a critical splash at Cannes this year? It was a great day for me, for all of us. But I can’t even describe how anxious I was when I was watching the premiere. And you know, the audience watched it so attentively. There was silence. No one spoke. It was great. Clearly, it was like a lottery. There are 20 equally brilliant balls in a basket, and someone draws one, then another blindly, at random. Staking all your hopes, your future, and your moods on lotto, is wrong. There’s a movie and my relationship with it. I have to continue my work, film my next movie. Film directors have no alternatives. I’ll just keep on doing my job.
Apart from your 2003 film The Return where did you hone your skills? Before The Return I shot three short films for Ren TV: Busido, Obscure and Choice for the series Black Room. They were shot on video
Also showing… A quick look at what’s on this week The Dark Knight (12A) Dir: Christopher Nolan The only real contender for Indy’s crown of most anticipated blockbuster this year is, of course, the return of Mr Bruce Wayne, A.K.A Batman. Christopher Nolan returns to helm the sequel to his stunning super-hero reboot Batman Begins with Heath Ledger creeping out Christian Bale, in the role he’ll be remembered for as none other than Batman’s archnemesis The Joker. A stellar cast bolsters proceedings with Michael Caine as butler Alfred, Aaron Eckhart as conflicted D.A Harvey Dent, Gary Oldman as Chief Gordon and Maggie Gyllenhaal as love interest Rachel Dawes. Ledger’s tipped for an Oscar for his haunting turn in the role rumoured to have pushed him over the edge before his tragic demise, so expect queues around the block for this classy comic-book adaptation. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Mamma Mia! (PG) Dir: Phyllida Lloyd A young woman searches for her real father whilst singing along to ‘Dancing Queen’, ‘Mamma Mia’ and other hits by Swedish super-troopers Abba. Meryl Streep plays the kookie mum with Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgård and Pierce Brosnan as the potential dads. The long-running and everpopular stage musical finally makes its way onto the big screen in exuberant, highly acclaimed style. Showing at Cineworld, Odeon & Worthing The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (12A) Dir: Rob Cohen It might be argued that what with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’s long-awaited emergence, the time’s just right for another installment of this Indy-esque series. Brendan Fraser returns as adventurer Rick O’Connell, as does John Hannah as his cliché bumbling Brit brother-in-law. however, original director Stephen Sommers has jumped ship, replaced strangely by the director of The Fast and the Furious, and the action’s transported to China. Martial arts king Jet Li replaces Arnold Vosloo’s Egyptian baddie as ancient Chinese Emperor Qin, set on ruining the O’Connell family’s holiday. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Wall*E (U) Dir: Andrew Stanton Pixar hit paydirt again with this lovingly rendered cross between 70s eco-sci-fi Silent Running and E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial. The CGI animation giants could have easily opted for another re-run of the cutesy Toy Story formula, but instead go for this admittedly still cutesy, but ultimately meditative love story. Ben Burtt voices the titular cleaning robot (though there’s barely a word) charged with sorting out a polluted Earth after humanity’s jumped ship. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld Wild Child (12A)) Dir: Nick Moore Julia Roberts’ niece Emma continues on her path toward the kind of megastardom of Auntie Julia with this teen-chick-flick. Seemingly a cross between the caustic Mean Girls and schmaltzy Princess Diaries, Roberts plays Yank brat Poppy, who is sent by her despairing father (Aidan Quinn) to a posh British girls’ school. Needless to say there’ll be sub-Friends stereotyping galore in this bubblegum rites-de-passage comedy. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Worthing
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EVENTSHIGHLIGHT Arundel Town Fair A highlight on the events calendar this summer is escaping to the countryside to Arundel festival. The fun continues next bank holiday Monday (25 August) with the town fair – a whole day of entertainment for all the family in the town centre. Reminiscent of traditional town fairs, the High Street, Cobbles and Tarrant Street will be closed to traffic for the Rotary Club of Arundel Fair and the town crier. Events start early with a morning swim at Arundel Lido, open to all abilities. Can you be the fastest swimmer in ten lengths? The big Arundel walk takes place from midday – a two hour trek around the historic town. In the afternoon, the Arundel flower and produce show takes place with a special Dog Agility Show. Bask in the activities and then relax with homemade cakes at the Fair Trade tea party. Late afternoon in the High Street, the Annual Festival Waiters Race takes place. Cheer on your favourite team from local hotels, restaurants and bars. Events round off with a dance and BBQ at the football club. The bands will be donating their fee to Cancer Research. Booking is essential and doors open at 6pm. All the events are free apart from the charity fundraiser dance. Arundel Town Fair, Monday 25 August, Early morning swim 7.30–9.30am. The Big Arundel Walk from 12pm at the Town Square. Arundel Flower and Produce Show in Mill Road from 2pm, Waiter Race between 4pm and 5pm, and evening entertainment from 6pm. For more information, see www.arundeltownfestival.com, Call 01903 885867
Pinky Come on a trip with British Pop Artist Pinky to a surreal world where psychedelic skulls grin at radiating suns, apples go electric and owls get high. Well known for his distinctive use of colour and iconography Pinky burst out of the Graffiti scene of the late ‘90s, drawing inspiration from Peter Blake, Peter Max, Picasso, the Beatles, Sixties Psychedelia and the Style Wars of the 80s. Pinky has sold paintings and prints all over the globe and his skills have been in demand from a number of high profile clients such as Justin Timberlake, Marharishi, Dior, French Connection, Orange, the Ali G movie and the BBC. Pinky, Ink-d Gallery, North Road, Brighton, until 30 August
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Appearance Of Bob The Builder Youngsters can meet their favourite builder! Drusillas Park, more info at drusillas.co.uk. Make an Impression Make and print your own design. Hove Museum & Art Gallery, 10:30am–12:30pm, £7.50
Spirited Away The screening of the Japanese animated film with a difference: it's on a spectacular outdoor cinema on the south wall of the De La Warr Pavilion! De La Warr Pavilion, 8:30pm, Free. www.dlwp.co.uk
Sunday 24 Wednesday 20 Brighton City Singers Weekly meet for those who love to sing! More info at www.brightoncitysingers.co.uk Somerhill Junior School, 8pm–10pm, £tbc. Pirates of the Caribbean Make pirate costumes and take part in the treasure hunt! Brighton Marina, free. From 11am–4pm.
Thursday 21 Brief Encounter Free screening of Brief Encounter, one of the greatest romantic films ever made, with a short introduction by James Clarke, writer and lecturer in Film Studies. The Old Courtroom, 2pm–4pm, free.
Saturday 23 Arundel Theatre Trail Various venues across Arundel. Eight new short plays by playwrights including well known local writers.. For full details of venues and times visit www.dripaction.co.uk 11am–6pm, £5. Bank Holiday Ballroom Dance Ballroom dancing with Sue and Rogers of 'Partners.' Assembly Hall Theatre, 7:45pm, £6.50/5.50. England's Medieval Festival Living history encampments for the historically minded with displays of swordsmanship, archery and medieval craftsmanship. Also 24 and 25 Aug. Herstmonceux Castle, 10am-–6pm, £17/10.
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Chinese Festival Celebrate Chinese arts and culture in the Royal Pavilion gardens. Royal Pavilion, 1pm–5pm, Free. England's Medieval Festival Celebrating its 16th spectacular year, highlights include the grand parade, jousting and skills at arms competition. Herstmonceux Castle, also 25 August, £10–£17, www.mgel.com Ice Cream Sundae and Monday Brand new event for 2008 – traditional ice cream making and sampling at Parham House. Parham House and Gardens, Please call to confirm times: 01903 742021. Making Waves On Broadway Street party with two stages at each end of the road with Jazz, Soul, Rock, Classical and Brass music back to back. The Broadway, 11am–10pm, £7/10/12 after 7pm/children under 11 free. Riding Giants Bank holiday fun – not quite a drive-in, more of a sit-in. Spectacular outdoor cinema on the south wall of the De La Warr Pavilion. Showing Riding Giants. Ages 12+. De La Warr Pavilion, 8:30pm, Free.
Monday 25 Appearance of Spiderman The popular webslinger weaves his way into Drusilla's for a special bank holiday appearance. Drusillas Park, www.drusillas.co.uk
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Royal Pavilion Gardens, 01273 292882 Chinese Whispers: Chinoiserie in Britain 1650–1930 With loans from HM The Queen, national museums and private collections, ‘Chinese Whispers’ tells three centuries of stories through rare and iconic objects. Until 2 Nov On the Pull Explore love and attraction, tender romance and the call of the wild through music, film, paintings, pottery and postcards. Until 1 Sept
CRANE KALMAN 38 Kensington Gardens, Brighton, 01273 697096 Jeff Divine: Surfing’s Golden Age: The 70s Kodachromes Images from the golden age of surfing – when it was still underground – captured on deliciously nostalgic slide film, with its saturated colours. Until 31 August, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm, Sun 10:30am–4:30pm
DE LA WARR PAVILION Bexhill-on-Sea 01424 229111 Nathan Coley Solo show from this Turner Prize shortlisted artist, exploring our relationship to political borders and limitations, religious frontiers and ideals, and investigating how these ideas change over time. Until 21 September, Mon–Sun 10am–6pm
INK_D GALLERY 96 North Road, Brighton, 01273 645299 Pinky: Love Is The Drug New paintings,
prints and paper cuts, exploring the themes of dark and light. Until 30 August, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm
PERMANENT GALLERY 20 Bedford Place, Brighton Pentimenti Exhibition by graduates and staff of the Royal College of Art 2008 course. Until 31 August, Thurs, Fri & Sun 1pm–6pm, Sat 11am–6pm
FABRICA 40 Duke Street, Brighton, 01273 778646 Vincent Mauger: The Undercroft made from everyday DIY materials Mauger’s work compliments the elaborate internal architecture of the gallery, a deconsecrated church. Until 25 August, Wed–Sat 11.30am–5.30pm, Sun 2–5.30pm
PHOENIX GALLERY 10-14 Waterloo Place, Brighton, 01273 603700 Tectonic Traces With work by Joshua Uvieghara, Dagmara Rudkin, Paul Senior, David Parker, Trevor Simmons, Marion Charles. Until 30 August, Tues-Sat 11am–5pm
UNIVERSITY OF BRIGHTON Grand Parade, Brighton, 01273 643010 3rd Dimension An exhibition of cutting-edge 3D Street Art sculpture. Ken Garland Photography exhibition of foreign matter found on a remote beach in County Donegal. Until 3 September, Mon–Sat 10am–5pm, closed August bank holiday.
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NEWS T’Pau! 80s Live hits Eastbourne Organisers have just announced the line-up for a new eighties revival show with a difference. Somewhat different to many of the arguably profit-driven retro-spectaculars, the main goal behind 80s Live!, headlined by T’Pau and Katrina (of Katrina and the Waves) and taking place on Saturday 13 September, is to raise funds for the Muscular Dystrophy Campaign (www.muscular-dystrophy.org). Support comes from a host of eighties names, including Curiosity Killed the Cat, Sonia, Stephen Singleton of ABC, Musical Youth and even Sigue Sigue Sputnik! Alongside the veteran performers will be an ‘acoustic cafe’, featuring new local acts, an aftershow party at Eastbourne’s Funktion Rooms and a ‘Silent Auction’ for a Fender Telecaster guitar signed by the Arctic Monkeys. Tickets are £17.50 from: www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
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Underworld headline City Festival After the success of last year’s one day Brighton City Festival, which featured sets from Soulwax, Babyshambles and Grooverider, the event returns as a three day weekend extravaganza on 23–25 October. The legendary Underworld headline Friday’s Brighton Centre show as live acts and DJ sets from the likes of The Brand New Heavies, The Wailers and Matthew Herbert take place in venues across the city. Full details will be announced imminently on www.brightoncityfestival.com
Chasing Pavement Stephen Malkmus, former frontman of indie heroes Pavement, plays Komedia with new band The Jicks this week. Nick Aldwinckle met him The unassuming image of Stephen Malkmus belies the former Pavement frontman’s overwhelming influence on modern alternative music. Since exploding onto the Californian indie scene in 1992 with Pavement’s critically acclaimed debut Slanted and Enchanted, a noisy tour-de-force of Pixies-esque melodic grunge, Malkmus has continually produced classic albums fusing a potent rock sensibility with ironic lyrics and pop hooks. The band went on ‘indefinite hiatus’ after five albums in 2000, and since then, Malkmus has made four records with new band, The Jicks.
Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks
With a distinctly more melodic, wittier edge than his previous band’s racket, Malkmus’ postPavement work has had similar acclaim, albeit focusing more on his lyrical skill and country/blues dabbling than trademark guitar thrashing. The latest, Real Emotional Trash, released this year, is something of a re-imagining of the heavier rock sound that originally made his name. Malkmus returns to Brighton this week, a place he remembers well. “We played a John Peel session there in 2003. I liked the old pier. It’s like Coney Island or something. I like that castle or fortress or shrine thing that looks like the Taj Mahal.
That thing’s cool. Gary from The Cribs is a friend – he likes the place, so I trust him. He doesn’t like much about England these days, so that’s good.” The Jicks have just performed at legendary US festival Lollapalooza, where Malkmus’ two young daughters played with the children of festival founder Perry Farrell, a man he describes as ‘very fit, and good at seeming like he knew who I was’. Brighton’s the first date on a European tour. Pavement split after their last show in England, so it’s perhaps unsurprising Malkmus isn’t looking forward to it: “I don’t take my family with me, as it’s too far away and it’s tough leaving home. I’m sure once I get there I’ll be happy, but it’s just the getting there”. Given the cloudy mood, then, it’s maybe appropriate the new record sounds heavier than previous recent efforts. When questioned about whether this is a step closer to the old Pavement sound, Malkmus is vague: “Well, I guess so if it sounds that way. It doesn’t feel that way to us, really. It’s just whatever goes on in the room. We’ve got a new drummer and she’s pretty rocking. I’ve always liked aggressive music, but maybe I’m better at writing pop songs.” Early Pavement records had a strong focus on squalling guitars, Steve Albini-style dissonance and general noise. Though fond of such things, it seems unlikely Malkmus is heading fully back in that direction, and definitely not into the realm of pure experimentation: “Once you go down the road of doing things that are more about making sounds that are put together well, rather than writing songs, it’s difficult to come back. I like the noise scene and I listen to it, but I guess I don’t have the time.” With family life, touring, and writing a new album, Malkmus is a busy man. As he puts it, it’s ‘back to the grindstone’ at writing songs during this tour and we can expect to hear brand new Jicks numbers at the Brighton show, something likely to please his formidable British fanbase. Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks, Sunday 24 August, Komedia
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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds East Sussex’s favourite gloomy Antipodean resident plays an extremely rare show in his adoptive home. This’ll sell out quick, so hurry! Sunday 23 November, Brighton Centre, www.seetickets.com
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Hot Chip 5 November, Dome Motorhead 6 November, Dome Scouting For Girls 3 Nov, Brighton Centre Alphabeat 3 November, Concorde 2 Mercury Rev 11 Nov, Dome Katie Melua 11 November, Brighton Centre Cardiacs 17 November, Komedia Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 23 November, Brighton Centre Nouvelle Vague 24 November, Corn Exchange Leonard Cohen 28 November,Brighton Centre Will Young 4 December, Dome Human League 5 December, Brighton Centre Neville Staple 6 December, Concorde 2 Jools Holland 6 December, Brighton Centre Status Quo 12 December, Brighton Centre Maddy Prior 15 December, Hove Centre
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Soulfly Selfish C**t Why has seemingly every band around at the moment got a rude-sounding name? Holy F*ck, F*ck Buttons, F*cked Up, James Blunt and now this. Anyway, forget the naughty word and concentrate on the quality of this London band’s spiky, arty noise. Tuesday 19 August, Freebutt Soulfly You gotta credit the persistence of Soulfly frontman Max Cavalera. Former vocalist in classic Brazilian thrash metal band Sepultura, he then formed Soulfy in the numetal boom of the late nineties. Since then, nu-metal’s died, though his band’s samba meets thrash formula still works well. In the sweaty, metal-friendly climes of the Concorde, this should be intense to say the least. Wednesday 20 August, Concorde 2 Limon Y Sentimiento Latino A night of Cuban music and dance, appealing to everyone from salsa/Latin dancers to jazz lovers. Limon’s Cuban origins are reflected in this non-stop blend of Latin jazz, with a timba (guaracha) class and DJ til late. Thursday 21 August, Komedia
Levellers + Seth Lakeman + 3 Daft Monkeys + Nick Harper These Brightonian folk-punk heroes celebrate their twentieth year in the business with yet another new album and this decent ‘picnic gig’ line-up. Set in the scenic grounds of Arundel Castle, providing it doesn’t rain, this should be lovely. Friday 22 August, Arundel Castle
Nice Weather for Air Strikes Records presents: A Night of Shoegazing Post-rock Epic post-rock and metal bands gather for a series of long, drawn out and innovative guitar sprawls. With noisy Londoners Lakes, excellent math-rockers Instruments, Brighton's own The Plague Sermon and Comanche Sigh. Thursday 21 August, The Hope Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. The charismatic Sam Duckworth sets out from Southend once again. Seems like barely a few weeks since he last played Brighton, but if you missed him last time round, check out his glitchy electroballads at this latest Komedia gig. Thursday 21 August, Komedia
Marty Wilde and the Wildcats Good lord. This fifties and sixties rock’n’roll legend (not to mention father of eighties pop queen Kim) has been around a few years. Catch this veteran and his backing band as they tour to celebrate fifty years in the game. Friday 22 Aug, Pavilion Theatre, Worthing
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MUSIC REVIEWS A weekly review of local and national releases Michael Franti and Spearhead have never been known for being stuck in a groove, moving effortlessly through the environs of soul funk, hip hop and now dub reggae via All Rebel Rockers. Recorded in Kingston, Jamaica, with Sly and Robbie at the production helm this once again features outspoken political and progressive lyrics, Franti continues to be an important ambassador for human rights and social justice. There are rather too many only half-decent singer songwriters out there, armed with acoustic guitars and a tendency to inflict their woes and miseries upon us ordinary heathens. And instead of heading to the revolving door of the next young thing, take some time out to check Eva Cassidy, a songbird who died prematurely at the age of 33 some 12 years ago. Posthumous success came easily but deservedly so, as her beautifully weighted voice and uncluttered guitar-playing style (mixed in with some fuller band numbers) lent itself to countless interpretations of classics and unknowns alike. Somewhere is a gorgeous, and rather more raw, collection of 12 previously unreleased songs that demonstrate her versatility and skill. There’s a real Australian resurgence at the moment with bands such as Cut Copy, Midnight Juggernauts, Operator, Please coming though over here in the UK. Sparkadia from Sydney could be about to enjoy similar levels of success with their Postcards album, full of timeless and engaging pop and rock sounds, where the better side of Chris Martin meets a 70s sensibility. Signed to Bjork’s One Little Indian label, singer-songwriter Rose Kemp’s rockular second album, Unholy Majesty, continues to defy any preconceptions you might have about some gentle, wistful thing warbling in a willowy way. Unholy Majesty picks up where debut record, A Handful of Hurricanes, started, albeit with a whole heap more gusto than the excellent first stab. Bringing the guitar wailing and stunningly vocal, primal wailing of Rose herself to new heights of pomp and intensity, that’s not to say there isn’t room for moments of softer sounding, though no less affecting, emotion. This sees the potential of the first record achieved and Kemp’s full impressive range at a powerful peak. Rose Kemp Next up are Canterbury oddballs Luke Smith and The Feelings and latest single ‘I Don’t Want To Go To Parties Anymore’. Sub-titled ‘An Anxious Anthem For All Those Opposed to ‘Fascist Fun’, this is a witty, oddly catchy dip into the psyche of a gloriously curmudgeonly figure chronicling the bleak reality of many a party goer. Distinctive, almost spoken-word vocals, piano and Luke Smith brass combine welcomingly like a comfy pair of slippers as the listener finds themselves eased into something stubbornly ‘uncool’. Full to the brim with undeniably British tongue-in-cheek anxiety, you either love this sort of nicely written folk-rock or hate it.
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★ 1 Jaybee – Sweet Savage ★ 2 Tenek – State Of Mind 3 sMs – I’m Sorry Dave 4 Caramel Jack – Curtain 5 Caramel Jack – We Could Build Skyscrapers 6 Guerrilla Audio – Another Life 7 ThePrjctMyhm – FreeForAll 8 Tractor Countdown – Control 9 sMs – Airport Dreaming 10 Kiyomori – None of the Above Slight reshuffle this week as Jaybee’s Antony and the Johnsons/Soft Cell-style ‘Sweet Savage’ leapfrogs Tenek’s similarly 80s electro-inspired ‘State of Mind’. sMs’s oddball ambient noise completes the top five’s electro quotient as Victorian vaudevilleans/latter day eccentrics Caramel Jack take four and five triumphantly 11 Dannydangerously Haribo 12 Death Cabaret Forlorn Hope 13 Jay Pulman Last Orders 14 Without Warrant Konichiwa (dem oh) 15 The Woo!worths The Way I Am 16 Digitalis No Control 17 Kings Of The Wild Front Ear The Healer 18 Thankyou Anyway Nowhere Else To Go 19 Sweetpeppersoup One Decision 20 Chris T-T A-Z 21 Dubdog KimBlee - Fade (Short Mix) 22 Scribe-Tribe Freedom 23 The Mighty Rivals Arise 24 The Vainglories Neisseria 25 Largo Silversp**n
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Live Music Elissa Francheschi Soulful singer-songwriter. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £6 John Collins Organ recital as part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 1pm, free Open Mic Duke of Norfolk, 8pm, free Selfish C*nt Spiky London art-rockers. Bring the kids. Freebutt, 7:30pm, £6.50 Shirley + Harrey + Taking Tiger Mountain Three of Brighton's best young prospects. Prince Albert, 8pm, £3
Live Music Danny Green Live music from member of folk rockers Laish. The Victory, 7:30pm, free Debbie Bridge Soprano performance as part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 7:30pm, free Drookit Dogs Fast-rising local folk-punks. Bee's Mouth, 9pm, free Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. Another Brighton gig for the Southend electro-singer-songwriter. Komedia, 7:30pm, £12 Itchy Fingers + Jedd Holden Classic rock covers and new songs. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £5 Limon Y Sentimiento Latino Cuban night fusing jazz and timba. Komedia, 9pm, £8–£10 Live Music TBC Duke of Norfolk, 8pm, free Live Music TBC Fiddler's Elbow, 8pm, free The Motown Show Celebration of Motown, focusing on The Four Tops and The Temptations. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 7:45pm, £15–£17 Nice Weather for Airstrikes Records presents: A Night of Shoegazing Post-rock Epic post rock and metal bands gather. With Lakes, Instruments, The Plague Sermon and Comanche Sigh. The Hope, 7:30pm, £5 One Night Only Yorkshire indie-pop kids like Scouting For Girls crossed with The Kooks. Draw your own conclusions. Concorde 2, 7:30pm, £11 Sofa Sessions Open mic. Juggler , 9pm, free. Vipersuzas Grunge. Prince Albert, 8pm, £5
Bars and clubs Audio Snide. Tight-trousered indie disco. 10pm2am, £3/1 Digital Glitterati. A classy night for student types. 11pm–3am, £4/3 Pavilion Tavern Guerilla Rocks. Indie, rock, metal and emo mash-up. 10:30pm–2am, £2/1 Po Na Na Tap. Go urban with bassline, hip hop and R'n'B. 10pm–3am, £5/4 Tru Cherry Drop. Student night with anthems, classic house & R'n'B. 10:30pm–2:30am, £3/2 Water Margin International Student Party. Drinks promos all night. 10pm–5am, £5/3
Wednesday 20 Live Music Club NME: Kenan Bell Viper Room resident fuses indie, electro and hip-hop. Brighton Coalition, 8pm, £tbc Corrina Slow + Kate Gerrard Singersongwriters' night. Juggler Bar, 9pm, free Fresh Acoustix Live acoustic bands night. The Black Lion, 8pm, free Juerga Flamenca Flamenco. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £7/5 Live Music TBC Fiddler's Elbow, 8pm, free Open Mac Night Open mic for the digital kids. Bring your laptop. Sidewinder, 9pm, free Reckless Sons + Educated Animals + Left Hand Red New York rockers continue their spell of Brighton gigs. Prince Albert, 8pm, £tbc Soulfly Blimey. Nu-metal survivor Max Cavalera still tours his trademark Brazilian metal/ thrash /samba crossover.. Concorde 2, 8pm, £14 St Mary's Handbell Ringers Part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 7.30pm, free. Bars and clubs Audio Supercharged. Mid week breaks session with Drop the Lime. 10:30pm–2:30am, £5/3 Brighton Coalition Club NME. A beer fest for rock/indie fans. 10:30pm–3am, free.
Bars and clubs Arc Dynamite Boogaloo. Cabaret capers and outrageous stage games. 10:30pm- 3am, £3/1 Audio Mad for it. Brighton's legendary indie night. 10:30pm- 2am, £3/1.50 Honey Club Contagious. Southern FM's Paul Hilyer plays classic house and dance anthems. 10:30pm- 3am, £1-£3 Po Na Na Off the Wall. Soul and Motown from the 50s to now. 10pm- 3am, £2/1 Water Margin Artrocker Club. Experimental electro hooks up with live indie. 8pm- 3am, £5/3
Saturday 23 Live Music Beachdown Festival Brighton's own weekend camping festival! Headlined by Fun Lovin' Criminals, Gogol Bordello, The Magic Numbers, , Roisin Murphy and De La Soul. Devil's Dyke, 12pm, £85. www.beachdownfestival.com. Bugbear Promotions Night Eclectic night of music. Cella (at Sanctuary Café), 8pm, £5/4 Casper + Rusko + Chase and Status More bands TBC. Concorde 2, 11pm, £tbc Edwin Pitt-Mansfield Posh-named baritone performance as part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 7:30pm, free. The Horn Stars + Commodore 64 Sadly, the Amiga 500 pulled out. Geminis, 8pm, £tbc New Untouchables: The Sugars + The Dirty Socials Central chunk of New Untouchables sixties weekend with live bands, rock 'n' rollers The Sugars and popular garage rockers The Dirty Socials. Komedia, 10pm, £8–£12 The No Tomorrows + Daz Boase Indie, rock and pop. Hare & Hounds, 9pm, free. OTB Soul Club Classic Motown and soul club with live band and DJs. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £12.50 Too Darn Hot: Rocking and Rhythm 30s/40s swing band. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £5 Val Doonican Veteran of fifty years in light entertainment comes to town. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 7:30pm, £13–15
Friday 22 Live Music Beachdown Festival Brighton's own weekend camping festival! Headlined by Fun Lovin' Criminals, Gogol Bordello, The Magic Numbers, , Roisin Murphy and De La Soul. Devil's Dyke, 12pm, £85. www.beachdownfestival.com. Friday Night Hero Brighton Coalition,8pm,£tbc The Levellers + Seth Lakeman + 3 Daft Monkeys + Nick Harper Brighton folk-punks celebrate their twentieth anniversary with this 'picnic gig'. Arundel Castle, 5:30pm, £15-£35 Marty Wilde and The Wildcats Fifties and sixties rock and roll legend returns. Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 7:45pm, £16-£17.50 Peter Conway Singer-songwriter influenced by Tom Waits and Bruce Springsteen. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), £tbc Smackla Prince Albert, 8pm, £tbc The Snarks Rock/pop. Hare & Hounds,9pm,free Sonny Black + Chris Belshaw Top London blues duo. The Neptune, 8:30pm, free Suspiciously Elvis Tom Waits- no, sorry- Elvis tribute. Komedia, 8.30pm, £12 Totally Unsigned: The Doppler Shift + Carlo Sandblow Three of the hottest unsigned bands. Brighton Coalition, 7pm, £5/4 Welfare Mothers The Freebutt gets all the good band names... Freebutt, 7:30pm, £5 Yvonne Patrick, Adrian Powter and John Bruzon Soprano, tenor and piano performance as part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 7:30pm, free Bars and clubs Arc Sweet and Dandy. Sixties. 11pm- 3am, £3 Audio Source Launch Party. Monster line-up and door tax axe. Save your lemonade money for just that. 11pm- 4am, free Digital Stone Love. 101% maximum indie rock'n'roll with DJ and live bands. 11pm, £5 Engine Rooms Deviant. Hard moshin' rock alternative and indie for eyeliner'd up boys and girls in PVC. 11pm- 5am, £5
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Esca Midnight Cafe. Deep & Funky House with DJ Tom Vagabondo & Andrea. 9pm- 2am, free Funky Buddha Lounge Thank Funk its Friday. Start the weekend with Sean Quinn's party tunes. Feel the magic. 10pm- 3am, £7 Honey Club Hed Kandi. Spray tans, Jimmy Choos, glamour & disco. 10pm- 3:30am, £5-£13 Komedia Da Doo Ron Ron. With special guest DJs Sue and Amanda - The Soul Sisters. 60s girl pop, femme soul & sister funk.11pm- 3am, £6/5 Ocean Rooms Somewhere in the Universe.... Henron plays his usual frenzy with Justice, Daft Punk, MSTRKRFT, Hot Chip and MIA.10pm, £5/4 Pavilion Tavern Kick out the Jams. Rock'n'Roll with indie, punk, alternative.10:30pm-3am, £4/3 Po Na Na Ice Box.Funky house.10pm-3am,£5/4 Tru Club Generation. Dance, R'n'B and cheesey 80s and 70s hits. 10pm- 3am, £10/8 Volks Rise. D'n'B and Dubstep. 11pm- 7am, £7
Bars and clubs Arc Hold Up. Unpretentious indie clubbing with old favourites, new electro. 10:30pm–4am, £5 Audio Summer of Love Weekender. Free party with Riton. 11pm–4am, free. Esca Saturdays at Esca. Deep, Funky, Grooves with DJ Alex Downey. 9pm–2am, free Funky Buddha Lounge Buddha Soul. Disco, soul and house from Juice FM's Mike Panteli. 10pm- 3am, £10 Hanbury Club We Luv Pop. Records that remind us of Salt air, sandy beaches and viamin D induced radiant happiness! Hedonism and festival classics. 9:30pm–2am, £8/6 Honey Club Sevensins. Big room electro, trance and house with guests. 10:30pm–5am, £12/5 Komedia New Untouchables. After live bands, DJ's spin the best in Motown, Ska, Northern Soul, Blues, Rock n Roll and Garage Punk on chunky black original 45's. 10pm–5am, £12/8 Ocean Rooms James Lavelle Bank Holiday All Nighter. Bringing hip-hop, breakbeat and rock all into one set. 11pm–8am, £tbc Pavilion Tavern Mod for it. Park up your Vespa and tune into the likes of The Who, Kinks and more. 10pm- 2am, £5/4 Penthouse L’amour Electronique.Beard-stroking blend of Synth Pop, French Pop and Electro Pop doled out by Miss Pain DJs. 8pm- 1am, free Volks Transit 3D. DJs Insight, Voytek, Unlikely and Kion kick out an unholy mix of techno, dubstep and D'n'B. Followed by Brighton Sounds Afterparty. Old skool jungle, reggae, D'n'B and dubstep til the kebab shops close.11pm–4am,£3 Water Margin Logo. Future heroes to world famous DJs spin all things house.3am–8am,£7/5
Sunday 24 Live Music Alex Kritchie Soul, jazz and funk. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 8pm, £5 The Beach Band A band. On the beach. Go
figure. Geminis, 8pm, £tbc Beachdown Festival Brighton's own weekend camping festival! Headlined by Fun Lovin' Criminals, Gogol Bordello, The Magic Numbers, , Roisin Murphy and De La Soul. Devil's Dyke, 12pm, £85. www.beachdownfestival.com. De La Warr Pavilion Film and Music Weekend Now this is a rarity – a nice weekend of film and music, all for free! Saturday’s purely film, then Sunday and Monday means music. With Peggy Sue and The Pictures, Cock and Bull Kid, The Brute Chorus and Hardkandy. Sweet De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill, 12pm, Free The DeRellas Brighton glam-punks who recently supported the great Hanoi Rocks! Hobgoblin, 9:30pm, free. Free Range Open mic with Mark and Max. The Fiddler's Elbow, 8pm, free. Live acoustic music TBC Railway, 8pm, free. The Porchlight Smokers Country rock night. The Neptune, 8:30pm, free. Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks The lo-fi legend tours his latest post-Pavement record, Real Emotional Trash. Komedia, 8:30pm, £13.50 Summer Roast 'n' Jazz: Guests TBC Sunday means music and food. Latest Music Bar (formerly Joogleberry Playhouse), 12:30pm, £10 inc full roast dinner. Sunday Lunch Jazz: Roger Hind Jazzy Sunday lunch malarkey. Ravenswood, Sharpthorne, 8pm, £tbc Bars and clubs Audio Summer of Love Weekender. Free party with Schtumm! 10pm–2am, free. Concorde 2 The Summer Payback. Brighton's leading old skool and jungle event, Zapback hook up with the epic Raindance rave group. Live PA from the legendary Baby D plus an Urban Takeover showcase featuring jump up dj/producer Micky Finn. 11pm–4am, £5 Honey Bar HoneyClub Terrace Sessions. A free terrace party with DJ guests. 5pm–11pm, free Honey Club Sundelicious Bank Holiday Special. DJs Salerno and Lee Garrett play jackin' house, with sexy tech. 11pm–3am, £3 inc a free shot! Ocean Rooms Our Friends Electric. Bank hol special with line-up tbc. 11pm–6am, £tbc The Open House We Change the Frequency. Tipping out the box of the unpredictable music jigsaw, Stephen Jarvis boshes out all things diverse from Radiohead, Madlib, National Forest and Playgroup. 8pm, free
Monday 25 Live Music Alternative Notting Hill Carnival All-Dayer A whole afternoon's live music to celebrate the Notting Hill Carnival even if not actually in London! Concorde 2, 1pm, £donations. De La Warr Pavilion Film and Music Weekend Now this is a rarity – a nice weekend of film and music, all for free! Saturday’s purely film, then Sunday and Monday means music. With Mercury Music Prize nominees Portico Quartet and Sussex classical influenced popsters Portslade. De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill, 12.30pm, Free. Eilen Jewell + Salter Cane Acclaimed country singer-songwriter, with support from the cultish Salter Cane. Prince Albert, 8pm, £8 Ross Williams A view from inside the organ via a screen during Williams' performance. Part of the Summer Music at St Mary's season. St Mary de Haura, 3pm, free. Tinariwen Saharan blues/soul/space rockers set to push world music into the mainstream. Komedia, 8pm, £19.50 Bars and clubs Funky Buddha Lounge Urban Lounge. A fresh urban night with DJs Outbreak and Rudeben. The best Old Skool Garage, R'n'B, hip hop, bashment and swing. 10:30pm–3am, £3/2 Honey Club Disco Babe. Disco and indie with drinks easy to swallow at £1.50 all night. 10:30pm–2:30am, £3/1 Po Na Na Fat Poppadaddys. Student friendly cocktail of funk, reggae, indie and pop. 10pm2:30am, £3/1 Volks Strictly Reggae. Dancehall, bashment, roots and revival. 10pm, £4.50/3.50 Music by Nick Aldwinckle Clubs and Bars by Jaime Pettit
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Art all over One of the region’s leading art festivals, Artwave is back for its 15th year Did you know that Lewes District has an exceptionally rich collaboration of artists living and working in the area? It truly is a creative jewel in the UK and each year Lewes District Council celebrates this wealth of talent by hosting an annual visual arts festival ‘Artwave’. Now in its 15th year the Artwave 2008 agenda has been proudly launched to detail the event,
Making waves On Wednesday 06 August 2008 at the Old Market Lane Garage in Lewes, Artwave launched their new website ahead of the festival that runs from 23 August to 07 September 2008. From farmhouses to metal workshops, gardens to industrial sites, visual art is displayed for all to enjoy and the event is a must for any creative diary. Artwave 2008 offers a fantastic opportunity for visitors to view artwork by experts and novices side by side, with the opportunity to buy pieces directly from the artists and makers - finding out exactly what moved them to create. For more information visit www.artwavefestival.org
Peter Bushell: Antonia which runs from August 23 – September 7, 2008. Organised by Lewes District Council, Artwave is regarded as one of the regions leading art festivals; showcasing a myriad art forms and is an Open House/Studio event. Spreading throughout the district, Artwave covers the Lewes area, including venues in Lewes, Seaford, Newhaven, Peacehaven, Ditchling, Plumpton and Chailey. Don’t be fooled into thinking that Artwave is purely for the traditionalist though, there is no fixed criteria so be prepared for some very original material! You can pop in and chat to nationally recognised artists who are drawn to the Lewes District and you can see all kinds of inspiring creative locals producing a range of media. You can meet big names such as Jessica Zoob, who welcomes visitors at her ‘Art Party’ or if you prefer, go and watch Will Nash and Gavin Peacock at work in Black Dog Studio creating their new cutting edge pieces. Take the chance to walk up to the Cuilfail Estate (a normally private road) and visit the studios up there or visit Chetana Thornton’s beautiful and radiant paintings at the enchanting global centre ‘Trading Boundaries’ in Chailey. For the first time, HMP Lewes will be exhibiting artwork at Christ Church each weekend of the festival. The work on show is broadly themed around the town of Lewes, giving us an insight as to what the inmates reflect on their immediate surroundings. Newhaven Fort will be hosting three events and reducing entry fee for those who bring a brochure with them – there are so many artwave options. it’s a must for any creative diary. Will Nash: Green Figures
Canary Wharf Figures by Will Nash
John Fisher with his own piece Resting Place (Chosen Place) Jessica Zoob
Susanne Wolf - The Shop, Lewes Mary Dean
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Paula Da Luz and the Cultural Services Team. www.artwavefestival.org
Jane Denyer - Indoor Football 1 & 2
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B2 Moonglass Studio 26 Crossway Lewes 01273 475761 www.lewesartist.co.uk carole@lewesartist.co.uk Free parking! Turn into Neville Crescent, second left into Middle Way, bear right into Crossway. Affordable art by self-taught artist Carole Skinner: commended for her stimulating mindscapes, this exhibition will have you looking deeper into each picture leaving you absorbed and intrigued. Drinks served. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 12pm–6pm
C3 31 Ferrers Road Lewes 01273 477164 kelly.sd@btinternet.com Opposite Victoria Hospital turn into Prince Edwards Road, take second left into Ferrers Road. Marjam Kelly is exhibiting a mix of watercolours and pastels inspired by her visits to rural France. There are also plant and flower portraits and a variety of stilllife paintings. OPEN Aug 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 10am–5pm
C3 50 Valence Road Lewes 01273 470843 nickybryant@fsmail.net Valence Road is a 1930’s cul-de-sac running off Leicester Road. Hand-built stoneware ceramics by Nicky Bryant. Contemporary sculpture by Steve Wood. Reworked vintage Interiors by Holly Wood. Textiles by Lucy Rainbow. Refreshments in the garden. OPEN Aug 23, 30 Sept 6 from 10.30am 4pm Sept 7, 11am–4pm other times by appointment.
C3 Christ Church Prince Edward’s Road Lewes 01273 488237 www.christ-church-lewes.org Past Victoria Hospital from Prison crossroads turn right and first left into Prince Edward’s Road. For the first time in Artwave HM Prison Lewes (Education Department) is putting on an exhibition of artworks based on the architecture of Lewes ‘Our Town’. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 Saturdays 10am–4pm Sundays 2–4pm
C3 Christ Church Hall Prince Edward Road, Lewes www.christ-churchlewes.org Past Victoria Hospital from Prison crossroads turn right and first left into Prince Edward’s Road. www.ousevalleyquilters.org Ouse Valley Quilters will have numerous quilts, wall hangings and smaller quilted items on display and for sale. Groups will provide demonstrations with refreshments available. Entrance £2, accompanied children are free. OPEN Sept 5, 2–5pm Sept 6, 10am–4pm
D4 L 32 St Anne’s Crescent Lewes 01273 473040 www.judithkazantzis.com jkazantzis@btinternet.com Parallel to Western Road beyond St Anne’s Church By car enter via prison crossroads. Book Art, paintings, prints and drawings by Carolyn Trant and Judith Kazantzis including images from their book collaboration “The Garden of Earthly Delights” – Carolyn’s collagraphs and Judith’s award winning poetry. OPEN Aug 23, 24 30, 31 12noon–6pm.
D4 Arty Party at Holly House 26 De Montfort Road Lewes. 07966 572 204 www.jessicazoob.com jessica@jessicazoob.com Heading towards the prison on the High Street, turn right at Irelands Lane then first left. “If you go to one openhouse go to this one” Viva Lewes. Don’t miss this opportunity to see Zoob’s beautiful new collection in a relaxed and convivial atmosphere. Wine always served. Enjoy the Party! OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 12pm–6pm or by appointment
D4 47a Western Road Lewes 01273 477691 Building behind 47 Western Road next to the Black Horse Public House. ‘Cykart‘ a vibrant mix of arts and crafts by a collective of artists. Admission free. OPEN Aug 24, 25, 31 Sept 7 from 12pm–4pm
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New paintings, prints, textiles, 3D boxes, photography and cards. Countryside location and easy parking. Mid Festival – Meet the Artist, glass of wine, Sunday August 31. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am–5pm
E4 23 Paddock Road Lewes 01273 480650 Opposite Elephant and Castle, Offham Rd or via Castle Banks, follow lane to Paddock Road. Welcome to the house of the Pantheist where sacred landscapes and dark gardens beckon. Paintings, prints and hand painted lamps by Janet O’Riordan. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 from 11am–4pm
E4 L Paddock Studio Paddock Lane Lewes From the Offham Road take left into Paddock Road, becoming Paddock Lane, Studio is on left. Exhibition of work by students, tutors and members of the Paddock Studio demonstrating a wide variety of classes and workshops on offer at this beautiful historic studio in central Lewes. OPEN Aug 30–Sept 5 from 11am–5pm.
E4 11 St Peters Place Lewes 01273 474950 poppyoctavia@hotmail.co.uk Opposite St Anne’s Church at the top of the High Street. A collection of hand printed textiles using many techniques based on the idea of still-life and memories by Poppy Newland. OPEN daily from 10am–4pm
F1 Dairy Studio Annex Dairy Studio Old Malling Farm Lewes 01273 813710 paulinencrook@aol.com A26 towards Uckfield, left at Church Lane, right into Old Malling Way 1/2 mile on left.
F3 Lewes Little Theatre Lancaster Street Lewes 01273 474826 www.lewestheatre.org From War Memorial down Market Street & North Street turn left into Lancaster Street. ‘Protean Landscapes‘. An exhibition of oil paintings by John Fisher. Natural and man made found objects combined with living and classical forms placed in unfamiliar contexts or transformed locations. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30 & 31. Sept 6 & 7, Sat & Mon 10am–5pm, Sun 12pm–5pm.
F3 L The Garden 27 West Street Lewes 01273 473749 maureen@thefamilyharvey.co.uk Opposite Needlemaker’s car park entrance. Display of glass and ceramic mosaic works. Pots, tables, pictures etc. Come and have coffee, tea and cakes. We are always pleased to welcome new members. OPEN Aug 30 & 31 from 10.30am–5pm
F3 HQ Gallery 15 St John Street Lewes 01273 487849 www.hqgallery.co.uk info@hqgallery.co.uk St John’s st is opposite the entrance to the Needlemakers’ car park. ONE OFF an exciting new event featuring one work per artist. Paintings, sculpture and ceramics by 25 new and established HQ artists including Mark Johnston, Nick
Bodimeade and Tom Hammick. OPEN Throughout Artwave Tues–Sat
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F3 Felix Gallery 2 Sun Street Lewes 01273 473982 felixgallerylewes@yahoo.co.uk Enter exhibition via Lancaster Street. Open House exhibition by local artists; Gill Autie, Jenny Beale, Caroline Dorling, Ken Eardley, Victor Mutton, Geoffrey Sheard will be showing painting, mosaics, woodturning, ceramics, Papier Maché and wooden furniture. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31, 11am–4pm
F3 L The Needlemakers West Street Lewes 01273 480258 From War Memorial on High Street, down Market Street, left into Market Lane car park. Follow a trail of artwork in each of the shops and businesses in this historic building. Artists include: Sara Grisewood, Emily Warren, Jo Lamb, Peter Messer and others. OPEN Throughout Artwave Mon–Sun from 10am–5.30pm
F3 14 Sun Street Lewes 01273 480412 www.hinitt.com johnhinitt@btinternet.com Between Elephant and Castle pub and Commercial Square. John Hinitt Photography OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7, 11am–4pm
F3 L 1 St Johns Hill Lewes 01273 488228 www.petercheek.co.uk art@petercheek.co.uk Half way between Elephant and Castle Pub and Pells Swimming Pool. A large and varied exhibition of more than 50 paintings by Peter Cheek plus impressive sculptures by Pippa Burley. OPEN Aug 23 from 11am–5pm then Aug 24, 25, 30 & 31 from 2–5pm
F4 25 Station Street Lewes 01273 472157 fairycuddle@live.com Half way between Lewes Railway Station and the High Street. A collection of various sized paintings of the local landscape in oils and watercolour on paper and canvas. Fine Art student who has a passion for colour and texture. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30, 31 Sept 6, 7 from 11am–4pm
F4 TashTori Arts and Crafts 29 Station Street, Lewes 01273 487670 tashtori@hotmail.com Opposite the Royal Oak pub. Watercolours, acrylic & oil paints, soft oil and crayon pastels, brushes, pens and pencils, pastels and watercolour papers, sketchbooks, art pads, calligraphy materials, art mediums and much more. OPEN Throughout Artwave from Mon–Sat, 9.30am–5pm
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F4 Punzi 27 Station Street, Lewes 01273 475476 margherita@margheritahale.co.uk www.margheritahale.co.uk Half way up Station Street – from station towards High Street. Unusual gemstone jewellery by Margherita Hale. New summer collection. Many crystals from Kyanite, Kunsite, Amethyst, Aquamarine to Turquoise Lapis Lazuli. Also showing paintings by Margherita Hale. Affordable prices. OPEN 23 Aug–6 Sept Mon–Sat including Sun 24 from 11am–5pm throughout
F4 L The Garden Room – Café Gallery 14 Station Street, Lewes 01273 478636 At the foot of Station Street, close to the station. Edgar Holloway Exhibition. Portraits of People and Places, watercolours and etchings at home and abroad. OPEN Throughout Artwave Mon to Sat from 10am–5pm
F4 The Hop Gallery Previously ‘Star Gallery‘ Fisher Street Lewes 01273 487744 judith.furner@tesco.net Star Brewery, opposite the Lamb Public House in Fisher Street or via Castle Ditch Lane. We are a group of six artists; a sculptor, three painters, a photographer and a collagiste exhibiting together for the first time. Six artists – six different points of view. OPEN Aug 21–Sept 2 from 10am–5pm
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F4 The Hop Gallery Previously ‘Star Gallery‘ lewespublichouse.blogspot.com pprints.f@ukonline.co.uk Good Impressions: Paddock Printmakers – limited edition framed/unframed prints including: Woodcut, Engraving, Linocuts, Collagraphs, for sale by popular local group. Also 2009 Lewes Pubs prints calendar and display of print processes. OPEN Sept 4–16, 10am–5pm
F4 L The Star Brewery Open Workshops Fisher Street Lewes 01273 483295 Entrance in Fisher Street and Castle Ditch Lane. Contemporary designer jewellery: Alexis Dove and Justin Small. Ceramics: Jeremy McClachlan. Sculpture: Steven Postgate ‘Bunnies and Beyond‘. Woodturning: Caroline Dorling. Bookbinding Rachel WardSale. Pottery: Mohamed Hamid and Rosemary Land. OPEN Aug 23–Sept 7 from 11am–5pm
F4 L Pelham House St Andrews Lane Lewes 01273 488600 www.pelhamhouse.com lindsey@pelhamhouse.com Behind Monsoon off the High Street. Painters Maria Kuipers and Rachel Plummer exhibit alongside sculptors including Si Uwins, Stephanie Davies Arai, Christian Funnell and Guy Stevens. OPEN Daily throughout Artwave 9am–9pm
F4 L High Street Trail Lewes Shops on High St of Lewes from War Memorial to Westgate St and back. High Street painting trail. Anne DeGeus, Ann Johnson, Lis Lawrence and Meryl Stringell are showing paintings in a number of shop windows throughout the festival. OPEN throughout Artwave during normal shop times
F4 The Workshop 164 High Street Lewes 01273 474207 www.theworkshoplewes.com info@theworkshoplewes.com On the High St in front of the castle. Our exhibitions are a great opportunity to view a new range of contemporary jewellery from up to 20 designers with work made from precious metals, resin and aluminium. OPEN Aug 23–Sept 26 from 9.30am–5pm
F5 Sussex Guild Shop North Wing Southover Grange, Southover Rd Lewes 01273 479565 www.thesussexguild.co.uk info@thesussexguild.co.uk Off High Street walk down Keere St and turn left, gallery on the right. Stunning original work in glass, wood, metal, ceramics, furniture, jewellery, printmaking and textiles on show and for sale from the region’s finest selected craftsmen. OPEN Throughout Artwave 10am–5pm
G3 Foundry Gallery Old Market Lane Garage North Street Lewes 01273 486595 www.artemis-arts.co.uk
artemis-arts@macdream.net From central Lewes take the left turn past the Needlemakers and left to North Street. Lewes Now & Then Exhibition of the work of four artists: Julian Bell paintings, Tom Hammick monoprints, eter Messer tempera and drawings, Harold Mockford paintings. Exciting events programme. See Artemis Arts website for details. OPEN Aug 23–Sept 14, closed Mondays from 12noon–5pm
G3 Chalk Gallery 4 North Street Lewes 01273 474477 www.chalkgallery.org.uk info@chalkgallery.org.uk Five minutes walk from five car parks, Lewes station ten minutes walk. Artistled co-operative of 21 professional artists – real affordable original art for sale. Paintings, mixed media, printmaking, photography, sculpture and jewellery straight off the wall in the friendly gallery in Lewes. OPEN Throughout Artwave 10am–5pm
G3 8 East Street Lewes 01273 487818 www.peterbushell.co.uk peter@peterbushell.co.uk East Street runs between Eastgate Street and North Street, parallel to the High Street. Portraits, nudes and landscapes, paintings and drawings by Peter Bushell. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30, 31 Sept 6, 7 from 1pm–4pm
G4 L The Studio Off rear of 1 Lansdown Place Lewes 07780 875577 www.denyerart.com jane.denyer2@hotmail.com Opposite All Saints Church. Laportes Café rear slip road. Creative memories form box brownies to digital images childhood memories expressed through various photographic styles view sensitive compositions hand printed or digital
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manipulation to preserve and archive a life’s specialness. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 from 10am–12pm.
G4 Laporte’s Lansdown Place wcaules@tiscali.co.uk Lewes 01273 478817 Turn right out of the station then 1st right to Lansdown Place. Hand built raku ceramics by Wendy Caules. OPEN Mon–Fri from 8.30am–5.30pm Sat 8.30am–5pm
G4 Blue Doors Studio Behind 3-5 Lansdown Place Lewes 07804 833664 valenteo@btinternet.com Private Lane Opposite Hesketh Pottery and behind Laporte’s Café. Free parking on Sundays Pinwell Road. Val White lively paintings, prints and collagraphs. Unique mixed media works, Penny Williams, mosaic house numbers, sun catchers, children’s kits, abstracts and memorial stones. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am–4pm
G4 L Susanne Wolf – The Shop 30 Friars’ Walk Lewes 01273 477901 www.susannewolf.com three minutes from Station. Clothing made from linen, silk, cotton, hemp and wool in beautiful colours, exquisite cuts and detail! Clothes to live in! OPEN Throughout Artwave Wed–Sat from 10am–5pm
G4 L Light On Life 18 Lansdown Place Lewes 01273 476696
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www.lightonlife.co.uk Specialising in natural funeral ceremonies: come and buy designer coffins, beautiful urns, order a memorial or memory box for a loved one all made by local artists. OPEN Throughout Artwave Weds–Sun
G4 L Hesketh Gallery 4 Lansdown Place Lewes 01273 487150 Next to All Saints Centre. Come and see functional and decorative thrown and hand built ceramics made using a wide variety of glazes and clays by this local pottery group ‘the Wealden Potters’. OPEN Everyday throughout Artwave except Tues & Sun from 9.15am–5pm
H1 The Sussex Arts Collective 19 Mill Road Lewes 01273 477484 www.philduncan.co.uk pd.59@talktalk.net From the town centre, Mill Road can be reached by following the A26 towards Ringmer. Painting, Printing, Jewellery, Glass, Wood, Ceramics and Textiles. Another fine eclectic mix of art work by established local artists at this former Best Venue Winner. Free parking, tea and cake. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 12–5pm
H3 Pastorale Antiques 15 Malling Street Lewes 01273 473259 csoucek@toucansurf.com Turn left at the bottom of Cliffe High Street, exhibition in basement of Pastoral Antiques. Contrasting viewpoints from three artists: strong woodcuts depicting city life from Lucinka Soucek, colourful real/imaginary landscape and still-life by Antonia Ogilvie and Celia Soucek, figure decorated ceramics by Yolande Beer. OPEN Throughout Artwave Mon–Sat 10am–5pm Sun from 11am–4pm
H3 Black Dog Studio Unit 3, Malling Industrial Estate Brooks Road Lewes 07941 254434 www.willnash.co.uk Black Dog Studio Presents: (un)realised – an opportunity to look behind the scenes, exhibiting the process of public art projects by artist’s Will Nash and Gavin Peacock, alongside more personal work. For a map please follow the Black Dog link at www.willnash.co.uk OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30, & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am–4pm
H3 Carole Skinner at Door Steps Café 8 Cliffe High Street Lewes 01273 475761 www.lewesartist.co.uk carole@lewesartist.co.uk Over Cliffe Bridge past Harvey’s Brewery shop on the left directly opposite Woolworths. Lewes Landscapes by Carole Skinner, renowned for breaking rules of colour, she has produced some beautifully diverse and appealing images of her home town. Framed originals and mounted prints available. OPEN Everyday throughout Artwave from 9am–5pm
H3 L G F Sinclair Ltd 1 & 2 The Arcade, Cliffe High Street Lewes 01273 476194 Opposite St Thomas à Becket Church. Landmarks of Lewes in Photograph. OPEN Aug 23 & 30 Sept 6, Sat 9.30am–3pm, BH 10am–2pm, Wed 9.30am–1pm, Mon, Tues, Thur & Fri 9.30am–5pm
H4 10 Timberyard Lane Lewes 01273 470 103 / 07717 717 266 camillajmartin@yahoo.com www.camilla-martin.co.uk End of Cliffe High Street, turn right into South Street, second right into Timberyard Lane. Vibrant abstract paintings and prints by Camilla Martin including still life, land and seascapes exhibited in a stunning contemporary townhouse. OPEN Aug 23, 24 & 25 from 11am–4pm, Aug 30 & 31 from 11am–4pm
H4 Riverside Art Riverside Building, Cliffe Bridge Lewes 01273 470705 www.riverside-art.com riverside-art@btconnect.com Riverside Art can be found upstairs in the historic Riverside Building on the Cliffe Bridge. Riverside Art is a new art boutique showcasing the best of contemporary art in the southeast including the proprietor Liz Jameson’s stunning collection of sea and cloudscapes in oil. OPEN throughout Artwave Mon–Sat from 10am–5pm
H4 Andrew Wood A.R.B.S. Vipers Wharf, Railway Lane Lewes 01273 476693 / 07773 327513 www.andrew-wood.com info@andrew-wood.com Overlooking the river, adjacent to pet’s corner and Riverside. Open studio exhibition of new work and old, sculptures, reliefs and paintings. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31, Sept 6 & 7 11am–4pm
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PEACEHAVEN
I3 L The Old Coach House Cuilfail Lewes 01273 478943 stay@oldcoachhouse. orangehome.co.uk Chapel Hill or Cuilfail Estate (event signposted). Handmade fabric bags for every occasion by Chrissy Smith. French Linen home furnishings by Isabelle Webber. White and colourful handthrown tableware by Eric Pearson. Tea and cakes. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31, Sept 6 & 7
IFORD
L3 Iford Village Hall Iford 01273 474706 droveway45@btinternet.com Driving south on C7 turn left into Iford at sign post, hall just before church. Painting and handcrafts by residents of Iford only. Most items for sale. Good parking, easy access, friendly welcome. OPEN Aug 29, 30 & 31 from 11am-5pm
RODMELL
L4 Matzen Ltd Unit 18 Northease Farm Rodmell www.matzenuk.com info@matzenuk.com Northease Farm positioned on C7 between Iford and Rodmell on right travelling from Lewes. Display in workshop of handmade individually designed bespoke furniture, leatherwork, silver-smithing, art and accessories. OPEN Aug 23-Sept 7 from 10am-7pm
L4 21 Hoddern Avenue Peacehaven 01273 581334 From A259 head North from Sutton Avenue Roundabout turn left at lights then second left. Unwilling to stick to one style makes for a colourful collection of images and mediums to suit every taste. Private tuition and classes also available. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31, Sept 6 & 7 from 10am-4pm
NEWHAVEN
M5 Romney Hut Newhaven Fort Fort Rise Newhaven 01273 517622 www.newhavenfort.org.uk Come and visit “Create”, an exhibition of “handmade not manufactured” work by 18 artists and makers, from paintings, sculpture and ceramics, to jewellery, textiles and contemporary furniture. Reduced entry fee, £3.70, on production of Create/Artwave brochure, applicable for 2 persons. OPEN Daily throughout Artwave from 11am-5pm. Good parking.
M5 Newhaven Fort Fort Rise Newhaven 01273 517622/01273 484408 dan.ross@lewes.gov.uk Newhaven Fort is located on Fort Rise, Fort Road, Newhaven. There are good car parking facilities. Reduced entry fee, £3.70, on production of Artwave brochure, applicable for 2 persons. The Fort and Hill Project – An exhibition of photos taken by adults with learning difficulties, set in the dramatic outdoor setting of Newhaven Fort. This exhibition celebrates this partnership and exemplifies their work within the local community to help improve their local environment. OPEN every day throughout Artwave from 10.30am-6pm
SOUTH HEIGHTON
M5 Fort only. Newhaven Fort Fort Rise Newhaven 01273 517622 & Mount Caburn Mantra Mount Caburn bignellie@bignellie.plus.com Newhaven Fort is located on Fort Rise, Fort Road, Newhaven. There are good car parking facilities. Reduced entry fee, £3.70, on production of Artwave brochure, applicable for 2 persons. Mount Caburn is accessed via Glynde. Janette Staton and Naomi Browne join forces to create Mantra – Installations linking Mount Caburn and Newhaven Fort, inspired by ancient traditions of Tibetan prayer wheels, flags and Japanese Kanji. OPEN every day throughout Artwave from 10.30am-6pm
M5 25 Falaise, West Quay Newhaven 01273 513993 janice462@btinternet.com www.janicegeorge-allen.com From Newhaven follow West Quay, Fort Rd to ‘The Cape’, sharp left, Falaise on right. Janice George-Allen ‘LandscapeCities-People New York’, Cornwall, Amalfi. My work depicts a diverse range of subject matter. A lively participation with paint and colour to the rural and urban aspects that claim my interest. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31, Sept 5, 6 & 7 from 12noon-6pm
M4 Victor’s House 35 Meeching Road Newhaven 01273 513889 victorstuartgraham@talktalk.net www.victorstuartgraham.com From river towards Brighton Southway take second left, Meeching Road half way on right. Group exhibition – invited established artists: Victor Stuart Graham: marine assemblages. Joy Fox: button jewellery, Handmade books. Carol Butler: hand embroidered textiles. Wanda Sowry: Automata. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30 & 31, Sept 6 & 7 from 2-6pm
M4 South Heighton Village Hall South Heighton Newhaven Turn off A26 between Tarring Neville and Newhaven. 15th annual exhibition by established Sussex artist Dorothy Valenti, of local and other paintings in watercolour and other media. Refreshments and teas available. Ample parking. OPEN Aug 23, 24 & 25 from 10.30am-6pm
SEAFORD
N5 L St Martin’s Cottage 51 Steyne Road Seaford 01323 898219 L www.Jo2jo.com jodenmark1@aol.com The purple door between Saxon Lane and the Wellington Pub on Steyne Rd. The final event in the summer exhibition, “On Seaford Bay”. A three sculpture installation created from reclaimed materials and featuring a series of limited edition prints. OPEN From Aug 17 and throughout Artwave. Sun 11am-5pm, Wed 10am2pm, Fri 7-9pm
N5 Urban Scavenger Metal Works Unit 13, Cradle Hill Ind. Est. Seaford 07708 015860 urbanscavenger@btinternet.com www.urbanscavenger.com Take Alfriston Rd out of Seaford, left at cemetery, industrial estate signed. Rear Dyson recycling. Fully working metal workshop/ studio, creating furniture and designs from various materials. Functional and creative pieces are produced from salvage, reclaim and recycled materials along with metal, glass and concrete. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 10am-5pm
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N5 20 Carlton Rd Seaford 01323 892759 On A259, after Bishopstone turn left into Beacon Road. Right at T junction. 400 yards on left. Acrylic abstract painting Torquil Macleod, paintings and photographs by Ann Macleod, acrylic landscape Duncan Macleod. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 10am-4pm
N5 The Crypt Gallery Seaford 01323 891461 Off Church Street, access off West St car park. New Paintings by Cecily Tucker inspired by landscape based not only on local subjects but also on St Ives in Cornwall and West Cork in Ireland. OPEN Aug 23-Sept 6, Mon-Sat from 10.30am-1pm, 2.15pm-5pm, closed Sunday
N5 The Crypt Gallery Seaford 01323 891461 Off Church Street, access off West St car park. Exhibition of the Artwave Competition entries Elements sponsored by The Bards Druids and Ovates. For more info visit website www.artfestival.org OPEN Sept 9-12 from 10.30am-4pm
FIRLE
N4 Charleston Gallery Charleston, Firle 01323 811265 www.charleston.org.uk
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info@charleston.org.uk Charleston is sign-posted off the A27, six miles east of Lewes between the villages of Firle and Selmeston. The Charleston Trust has borrowed seven of Duncan Grant’s early paintings to hang in Charleston Farmhouse, the Sussex retreat of the Bloomsbury group. Also a free exhibiton by Philip Hughes. OPEN Weds-Sun from 2-6pm, see website for details
ALCISTON
N4 Keeper’s Bo-Peep Lane Alciston 01323 811517 www.sarahwalton.co.uk sarah.walton@freenet.co.uk On A27 from Lewes, take first turning right after the Barley Mow Pub at Selmeston. This potter makes both domestic and garden pieces. There’s a small showroom, a large garden where work is displayed and great views. Teas served in an unusual and beautiful setting. OPEN Aug 30 & 31 from 11am-5pm
LAUGHTON
O2 L Marchants Hardy Plants & Garden 2 Marchants Cottages Mill Lane Laughton 01273 811737 L www.jeanscott-moncrieff.co.uk Ringmer B2124 Laughton 1 mile east of Roebuck Pub turn right Mill Lane 300 yards on right. Jenny Balfour-Paul prints Jenny Crisp baskets, Simon Dorrell paintings, Lucy Goffin textiles, Chris Lewes Stoneware, Micki Schloessingk Saltglaze, Jean Scott-Moncrieff Jewellery, showing in a great garden with great views! OPEN Aug 23, 24 from 10am-5.30pm and Aug 25 from 10am-4pm
02 L Laughton Woods Park Lane Laughton 01323 442110 www.shamanicart.co.uk info@trackways.co.uk From Lewes first left after Laughton (Park Lane) entrance through mason’s yard park where signed. Shamanic and magical works by visionary artists using woodland to inform site sensitive work and give context to stand alone pieces along a theme of deep reality. Tea and cakes. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 from 11am-5pm
M1 Coach House Studio Algiers, 28 The Green Newick 01825 722069 pvincent100@btinternt.com Entrance via Bull Inn car park at rear of Pub. Open Studio and exhibition of pastel paintings by Peter Vincent OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 10.30am-5.30pm
NORTH CHAILEY
NEWICK
M1 L 103 Allington Road Newick www.paulineclough.co.uk peter@clough129.freeserve.co.uk Off A272 between Western Road and Church Road. An exhibition of contemporary paintings in oils, pastels and watercolours by Pauline Clough. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30, 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am-5pm
M1 L The Summer House Algiers 28 The Green Newick 01825 721321 www.lawsonmcewan.com Lawson.mcewan@virgin.net Entrance via Bull Inn Car Park at rear of pub. Prints, cards and limited edition Giclée prints by Chris McEwan and Carol Lawson. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 10.30am-5.30pm
L1 L Trading Boundaries East Grinstead Road North Chailey 07877 972311 art@chetanathornton.com www.chetanathornton.com North of Lewes, past Bluebell Railway & Sheffield Park Trading Boundaries is on right. The visionary art of Chetana Thornton “Radiant” richly textured landscape and figurative paintings held in the ethnic global village; yummy café and shop. Free! OPEN Mon-Sat 10am-6pm and Sun 11am-5pm
L1 2 Longridge Cottages North Common Road North Chailey BN8 4ED www.janewateridge.com 300 yards east of St Peter & St James Hospice which is well signposted. Paintings drawings and prints from life and the landscape by Jane Wateridge, also featuring odd moments of inspiration by Colin Grimes. In the cottage and beach hut garden studio. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25, 30 & 31 from 11am6pm
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L1 but across grass Westlands Plumpton Road, North Chailey Phone for directions 01273 890958 Kate.odonnell2@gmail.com http://boettifanclub.blogspot.com Participatory drawing event celebrating Aligiero E Boetti. All welcome. OPEN Saturdays only Aug 23, 30 Sept 6 from 1pm–6pm
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L1 L The Mud Hut 2 St Johns Close Mill Lane South Chailey www.vertical-photgraphy.co.uk lisa.fisher@sussexdowns.ac.uk On the corner of Mill Lane left off the A275 towards school. Wood fired and burnished ceramics made from locally dug Chailey Clays. This work is inspired by ancient pottery techniques also mixed media abstracts and photographs inspired by archaeology. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am–4pm
L2 Ferndale Open Studio and Garden Ferndale Cooksbridge www.tommwalker.co.uk tommwalker@tiscali.co.uk Follow A275 3km from Lewes to Cooksbridge Ferndale opposite East Chiltington turn off – big sign outside! Jonathon Chiswell Jones Lustreware and Porcelain. Meg Griffiths Ceramics, Jackie Sweet Baskets, woven willow, Serena Penman Watercolours, Saf Bruce-Quay Stone Carving, Anastasia Whittle Textiles, Tom Walker Pastel Images. Teas in garden. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25 30 & 31 Sept 6 & 7 from 11am–5pm
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J2 L Pruden & Smith, Silversmiths, Goldsmiths andJewellers The Crossroads Ditchling 01273 846338 Linfo@silversmiths.co.uk www.prudenandsmith.com On Ditchling village crossroads, eight miles north of Brighton and west of Lewes. Celebrating 20 years in Ditchling, these world famous designer craftsmen open their workshop to all interested in fine metalwork with direct continuity from Eric Gill, a very precious legacy. OPEN Throughout Artwave Mon–Sat from 10am–5pm
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L1 25 Whitegates Close South Chailey 01273 401135 martin@martinbentley3. orangehome.co.uk North of Lewes on the A275, turn left into Whitegates Close in South Chailey. Recent paintings by Martin Bentley OPEN Aug 23 & 24 from 11am–4pm
L1 6 Appledene Corner South Chailey 01273 401114 andybedell@hotmail.com From Lewes follow A275 to south Chailey, Appleden Corner is on right. Construction sites and landscapes of Hong Kong are the inspiration for the paintings exhibited in her studio. But the locations are not the subject they are vehicles for exploring of space. OPEN Aug 23, 24, 25 & 30 from 11am–4pm
K1 17 Wells Close Plumpton Green 01273 890623 nikolamorgan@talktalk.net From Lewes on B2116 turn right at the Half Moon pub to Plumpton Green. Vibrant coloured abstract oil paintings and drawings of the Norwegian landscape by Nikola Morgan. OPEN Aug 23–31 Sept 6 & 7 from 12pm–5pm
J2 L Ditchling Museum Church Lane Ditchling 01273 844744 Linfo@ditchling-museum.com www.ditchling-museum.com Free village hall car park. Art, Craft and the Village Life of Ditchling: A Collection Considered includes works by Eric Gill, Bernard Leach, calligrapher Edward Johnston, painters Louis Ginnett and David Jones, printer Hilary Pepler. OPEN Aug 23–Sept 7 Tues–Sat & BH Mon from 10.30pm–5pm, Sun 2–5pm CLOSED Mon 1Sept. Adult £3.50 conc £2 under 16 free. Café and shop.
COMPETITIONS Are you feeling creative and want to share it with others? Artwave together with the Lewes based order of the Bard, Ovates and Druids, have set this year’s exciting art competition open to all. The title ‘Elements’ conjures up inspiration from the natural world around us and can be open to interpretation in any art form. Entries will be exhibited at the Crypt Gallery in Seaford from 9-12 September. A panel of judges (including from Latest 7) will be selecting the winning entry at the end of Artwave Festival when a presentation of the cash prize of £100 will be awarded by the Phillip GommCarrr to the winner, as well as prizes for two runners-up. The art submissions can be in any format and should be entered by Sunday 31 August 2008 to the Lewes Tourist Information Centre, High Street, Lewes no later than midday.
You can also vote for the best Artwave Open House event during the Artwave 2008 festival and you could win a family annual pass to Newhaven Fort for the 2009 season. Voting cards can be picked up at any venue or the Lewes or Seaford Tourist Information Centres, and completed entries must be sent to: Artwave Open House Competition c/o Latest 7, Unit 1, Level 5, New England Hosue, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH. The deadline is Monday 15 September. The winning Open House will be featured in a subsequent issue of Latest 7. Artwave, 23 August – 7 September. For more information call 01273 484497 or visit www.artwavefestival.org
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Pride theme competition The glitter has only just settled on this year’s festival, but organisers are already looking for ideas for the theme for Pride 2009. Previous themes have included The Greatest Show on Earth, The Hit Parade, Carry On, Musicals, Sea World, Silver Screen, Heroes and Heroines and this year's Pride Around the World. The person behind the winning idea will be treated to a VIP Pride day on Saturday 1 August 2009. Send your suggestion with your name, address, phone number and email address to 6 Bartholomews, Brighton, BN1 1HH before 29 August. The winner will be announced in September. Organisers have said this year’s parade and party in Preston Park was the biggest yet. Judith Manson, fundraising and communications manager, said: “Despite the weather in the morning this year's event was a huge success. Thank you to everyone who braved the rain to watch the parade, which was the biggest and most flamboyant yet and to the thousands who enjoyed Preston Park to the full. “Once again the event ran smoothly and we are really pleased to report, although this is the largest free event in the city, it is still the safest, with police arrests down on last year. The atmosphere on the park was well natured and it was great to see so many people from all walks of life enjoying themselves,” she continued. “No one should underestimate the time, effort and resource it takes to enter a float or walking group into the parade and how hard each organisation on Preston Park works. Pride would not happen without these people and the financial support of our sponsors, local businesses, funders and the public. Pride shows off out great city for what it is – cosmopolitan, diverse, accepting, flamboyant and colourful.”
Beacon funding The Sussex Beacon has won funding to keep a key service running for three years. The Elton John AIDS Foundation has awarded a grant to the Beacon’s health management service, which helps people with HIV cope with emotional and psychological issues. The foundation will fund up to 1,000 client sessions helping people with everything from anxiety to insomnia, treatment support and building self-esteem and confidence. The Sussex Beacon in Bevendean Road, Brighton is one of only two HIV national care centres in the UK. Jackie Titley,
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head of health management services, said: “We are delighted with the support from the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Our services focus on empowerment; on clients being able to make informed and educated choices for themselves about how they want to manage living with HIV.” Babs Evans, UK grants manager for the Elton John AIDS Foundation, said: “We are pleased to support the nurse-led Health Management Service at the Sussex Beacon to assist people living with HIV to use their own skills in order to positively influence the way they manage situations in the future.”
Do you know, there are single women out there, in restaurants or staring at cinema screens, spending the entirety of that all-important first date worrying that the man sitting at their side will try to bed them at the end of the evening. Personally, I’m usually more concerned that when my date tries to sleep with me he won‘t be any good, but when you’ve already spent half your wages on cocktails and made the effort of climbing into your best pants ’just in case’, I think it’s fair enough to expect to get lucky. If I was a straight woman, this would be an open and shut case – let’s not forget the old urban legend peculiar to the fairer sex that, up to the third date, offering a man anything more than a firm handshake and a glimpse of their rape alarm will end up with them barren and alone, eating spaghetti hoops straight from the tin. It’s enough to send a shiver down anyone’s ring finger.
“If you manage to get a guy in the vicinity of a tea light and a plate of spaghetti carbonara you’re already ahead of the game” We confirmed bachelors, on the other hand, have no such qualms about breaking the ‘third-date rule’, mostly because, by third-date stage, not only would we have spent a month and a half’s wages on cocktails and had to wash our best pants three times, but both parties would already be on their first date with someone else anyway. Hey, when you’re from a part of society that think it’s appropriate to pick up strangers in public toilets, I figure that if you manage to get a guy even in the vicinity of a tea light and a plate of spaghetti carbonara, you’re already ahead of the game! I was actually on a first date the other day when I noticed one of my date’s ears was freakishly small – but hear me out (sorry). To be honest, at that point what concerned me most was that we’d been chatting for over an hour and I hadn’t noticed anything amiss but, no, the ear to my left was definitely much smaller than the ear to my right. It was like someone had cut the ear off a doll and stuck it onto the side of an otherwise perfectly good head. I glared accusingly down at the battered celery stick, all that remained of my second Bloody Mary, before surreptitiously pretending to peer at something over his left shoulder. “Are you looking at my ear?” my date asked. “No,” I laughed, a split second too late to be believable. “I thought I saw a colleague of mine, that’s all.” He looked over his left shoulder at a bar empty save for a boredlooking barmaid and a skinhead on crutches who was clearly on day release. “But he left…?” I continued, doubtfully. I know it’s wrong to lie, but that night I told him I never did it on a first date. As he walked off into the night, to join the ever-expanding retinue that is the three-ring circus of my dating history, I knew I’d never hear from him again. I wasn’t too worried – there’d be another date along in due course. I’d be sure to keep an ear out for him.
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GAYLISTINGS 19 – 25 August
Tuesday 19
Saturday 23
Amsterdam GBF Lunch. Indulge in a two-course meal and half a bottle of wine for just £14 per person and mingle with other gay professionals. 2:30pm–5pm, free. The Aquarium Theatre Bar Josh Mill's Music Night. With Uncle Ben's quiz night from 9pm. Bar open 12pm. Brighton Tavern City of Brighton Gay Men's Chorus. Bar open 12pm, free. Legends Relax – It’s Tuesday. Relaxed, friendly bar and smoking/sun terrace. 11am–5am, free. R-Bar Shoot me Baby. Grab a free shot of Corky or Sourz with every alcoholic bevvy bought! 12pm–2am, free. The Ghetto (formerly Candy Bar) Twisted Karaoke. Now a Brighton institution, it's your golden opportunity to get vocal with over 3,000 tracks to choose from. 10pm, £tbc. Contact venue for details.
Amsterdam Sun Downers. Enjoy the best beach house music in Brighton. 8pm–2am, free. The Aquarium Theatre Bar Cabaret with Deborah D'Arcy. 9pm, free. The Basement Ignition. DJ Peter Castle whips up a cocktail of House and dance anthems. 11pm–4am, free b4 midnight, £5 after. Ghetto (Formerly Candy Bar) Wig Out. Soho’s infamous pop party lands for some unserious mayhem. Free before 9.30pm, £4 after. Legends Pre-ignition. 11am–5am, free. The PV at The Jury's Out Saturday music and madness… Some of the best duets in Brighton live from 4pm, then The PV's own DJs take to their decks at 9pm. Bar open 12pm, free. Queen's Arms Karaoke Party with Kamp Kevin. Vocalists, comedians and drag (3:30–5:30pm). Then party with Kamp Kevin til 12. Bar open 12pm–12:30am, free. R-Bar Kinky – The Early Session. 9pm, free. Revenge Kinky Dangerous.10:30pm–5am, £5 b4 midnight/7 after. Star Inn Bear Essentials. DJ Charlie. Bar Open 12pm–1am, free.
Wednesday 20 The Basement (below Legends) Play. with DJ Alex Baker spinning all things house. 11pm–4am, free. Marlborough Bar & Theatre Open Mic night. Hosted by Robin Coward 9pm, free. Prince Regent Swimming Pool Out to Swim South. 8:30pm, £4 per session, 20 annual. entertainment and chart pop and R'n'B. 10:30pm–3am, £3/2 NUS. R-Bar Cocktail Club. The lavish cocktail living on lemonade money with BOGOF all night! 12pm–2am, Free. The Ghetto (formerly Candy Bar) Missshapes. The infamous London Thursday nighter comes to a new home on a new night. With a cool mix of indie and pop for this crowd of cool gay kidz 10pm, £tbc Star Inn Charity Jukebox. Bar open 12pm–11pm.
Thursday 21 Arc Dynamite Boogaloo. Cabaret capers and outrageous stage games. 10:30pm–3am, £3/1. The Basement Eddie K's Jukebox. 11pm–4am. Charles Street Club Religion. Two floors of funky house. Hosted by Mother Superior Joan Bond with Tony B and Mikalis. 10pm, £4/3. Marlborough Bar & Theatre Barry Manilow Bash. Sing-a-long. Host TBC. 9pm, free. Queen's Arms Lucky Dip Karaoke. hosted by Betty Swollocks. 12pm–11:30pm, free. R-Bar I can't wait for the Weekend to Begin!. Dulcie Danger’s funked up soulful and uplifting house. 9:30pm, free. Revenge Girls on Top. Fabulously trashy weekly lesbian night with DJ Smiffy. 10:30pm–4am, free b4 11:30 with passes, 4/5 after.
Friday 22 Amsterdam The Jazz Lounge. with Wesley Sebastian. Relax and unwind to the unique sound of soulful swing and intimate jazz. 9pm. The Basement Celebration. Hostess Dolly Rocket presiding over the ultimate gay party. 11pm–4am, free b4 midnight, £4 after. Ghetto (Formerly Candy Bar) Popstarz. London's legendary indie night takes residency in Brighton, with alternative and underground hits. Free before 9.30pm, £4 after. Queen's Arms Andy B's Camp Attack. Cabaret and games. Bar open 12pm–1am, free. R-Bar Lollipop Warm Up Party. Warm up for the weekend in the strips friendliest chill out bar. 12pm–7am, free. Revenge Lollipop and House of Diva. Top pop tunes from Stewart T. Upstairs, find funky vocal house with DJ Hollie and guests. 10:30pm–5am, free b4 11/£5 b4 12/£7 after. Star Inn The Return of Friday Bears inc... with guest DJs playing uplifting funky house and pop remixes. 8pm–1am, free.
Sunday 24 Amsterdam Sunday Lunch. Traditional roasts (12–5:30pm) and relaxing Sunday vibes, with a cabaret twist! With Connie Conway from 8pm. Audio Sunday Sundae. Delve in to a unique blend of old skool house and pop classics . 6pm, £3/4/5. The Basement Embrace. with G.A.Y DJ Nick Shepherdson. 11pm–3:30am, free. Charles Street Bar Casino Royale. Cocktails and cards, everything but the flash Aston! (bring your own?) 12pm–11pm, free. Legends Sunday Cabaret with Lady Imelda. 3:15pm. Bar open 11am–5am, free. R-Bar Lazy Sundays. Cabaret with Dave Lynn. 7pm. Bar open 11am–5am, free. Tru Wild Fruit. Let’s Get Physical. Get ready for a tongue-in-cheek sports day extravaganza to rival the Olympics for spectacle, campness and over the top fun! With DJs Steve Pitron, Neil Duffie, Kate Wildblood, Freddie Thomas and Queen Josephine.10pm–3am, £6-£12
Monday 25 Marlborough Bar & Theatre Super Quiz. 8pm, free. The Basement Back to the 80s and 90s. Classic floorfillers. 11pm–4am free. Charles Street Club Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin the best party tracks spanning the last four decades; drinks promos. 10pm–2am, £1.50. Ghetto Shibby Shabblers. DJs Pookie and Crackwhore. £1.50 pints and vodka mix. 10pm–2am, £3/2 NUS. Legends Bank Holiday cabaret with Maisie Trollette & John Bruzon. Followed by Dave Lynn and friends, 9:30pm. Bar open 11am–5am, free. Queen's Arms Cherry Poppins Karaoke Show. plus drinks promos, 9pm. Bar open 12pm.
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The Martins ★★★✩✩
City Slickers ★★★★✩ (1991, ITV2, 9pm. Dir Ron Underwood) Mitch is a middle aged big-city radio ads salesman. He and his friends Ed and Phil are suffering mid-life crisis. They decide the best birthday gift is to go on a two-week holiday in the wild west, driving cattle from New Mexico to Colorado. There they meet cowboy Curly, who not only teaches them how to become real cowboys, but also one or two other things about life in the open air of the west.
(2001, BBC1, 11.05pm. Dir Tony Grounds) Starring Lee Evans, Kathy Burke. Black comedy about a scrounger, who decides to steal the tickets for an allexpenses-paid-trip to the Isle of Man, after he fails to win the holiday sweepstakes. He takes his dysfunctional family with him, and a series of hilarious events ensues.
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The Olympics All the time, BBC 1 and 2 To be honest I do quite like the Olympics. But this year I feel a bit hesitant to watch it. It wouldn’t be so much of a boycott as a – well, it makes me feel a bit guilty inside. My views are my views and yours are yours, but for the sake of television, lets just pretend that the Olympics is being held in some mystical land were everything is fine and fair. I absolutely love the opening ceremony of the Olympics. I thought Athens was brilliant and China had a lot to live up to, but there is no doubt in my mind at the time of writing this they will make it spectacular. It was a shame that the opening ceremony was on midafternoon on a Friday, but I’m sure we will all get the chance to watch it. I am not a big sporting person. I don’t really watch any sports on telly. Only the tennis when it’s looking good. But sit me in front of the Olympics and I could be there all day. I turn into the most patriotic twat on the planet. I will be screaming at the telly, urging our failing athletes on: hoping for at least one gold, or a silver would do, I would even accept a bronze.
“I will be screaming at the telly, hoping for gold” The only thing that really bothers me about the Olympics is that it completely takes over the TV. You will rarely see anything other than sport on TV, however long it is that it lasts. Can you believe it’s been four years since the last Olympics? It doesn’t really feel like we have been given a break, what with the London Olympic horror sign and the drug-testing fiascos, we don’t get to look the other way. And this time around there is the whole political thing surrounding the sports. Will China have been the right choice? I suppose we won’t really know until it’s over, but it does cast quite a shadow over the whole event. But sport in the modern world we live in wouldn’t be sport without the politics. I don’t think we would know what to do if every sporting event that contained people from different countries wasn’t overseen by a great political cloud. It’s just like Eurovision. But at least the Olympic judges are fair. It is still the raw talent of the singular person or group of people that makes the difference. And, even though this year it comes with some baggage, the people involved should be supported and those who are not involved should be supported too. Get the Union Jack flags out and ready! 52 latest 7
WEDNESDAY 20 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ★★✩✩✩
Bedazzled ★★★★✩ (2000, CH4, 10pm. Dir Harold Ramis) Starring Brendan Fraser, Liz Hurley, Frances O’Connor, Miriam Shor, Orlando Jones and Paul Adelstein. Faustian comedy about the mishaps that occur when the devil grants seven wishes to a lovesick divorcee in return for his soul. An office worker who harbours an unreciprocated crush on a colleague is approached by a princess of darkness with an offer of help, but when the young man is transformed into a plethora of characters, including a rock star and the US president, he discovers that nothing is perfect.
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(2004, Film4, 9pm. Dir Rawson Marshall Thurber) Peter LaFleur doesn’t want to lose his gym, but can’t find a way to get $50,000 in time. Peter and his gym buddies think of ways to raise money, finally settling on winning a dodgeball tournament. Peter’s team doesn’t do too well, until legendary ADAA champ Patches O’Houlihan turns up to train them.
AI: Artificial Intelligence
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
★★★★✩ (1994, BBC1, 11.05pm. Dir Tom Shadyac) Starring Jim Carrey. Comedy about an unconventional sleuth’s attempts to find a football team’s mascot dolphin. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miama Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he’s undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man...or beast!
★★★★✩ (2001, BBC2, 7.45pm. Dir Stephen Spielberg) Futuristic version of the fairy tale Pinocchio, about a highly advanced robotic child who longs to become a real boy. The film takes place at an unspecified date in the future, and tells the story of David, a mecha programmed with the ability to love.
★★✩✩✩ (2002, ITV1, 11.05pm. Dir Maurice Phillips) Starring John Hannah, David Warner, Kellie Shirley, Jack Blumenau. Madefor-TV version of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic Gothic horror tale in which a respected Victorian doctor becomes his own murderous alter-ego after experimenting with a mindaltering drug.
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tuesday 19 The Man Who Cycled The World BBC1,10.35pm The inside story of Mark Beaumont’s extraordinary solo attempt. Having crossed Europe in just 22 days, Mark now faces the most dangerous part of his journey – one that will take him through Iran, skirting Afghanistan and across the mountains and deserts of west Pakistan.
The Secret Millionaire Channel 4, 9pm Property tycoon Nick Leslau experiences poverty in Britain’s poorest city, Glasgow, as he helps out at a riding school for the disabled. Leslau’s experience forces him to confront his fears and prejudices about disability, and reassess his expensive Mayfair lifestyle. Moving stuff.
Profiling… Ian Rankin ITV3, 12am Six of the best British crime thriller writers will be profiled during the season. Each author will be given their own week, featuring some of their finest TV adaptations every night, plus an exclusive documentary examining their lives and work. Tonight it’s Scotland’s finest Ian Rankin under the spotlight.
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6.00am Olympic Breakfast 9.00 Olympics 2008 12.00pm BBC News 12.30 South East Today; Weather 12.45 Olympics 2008 5.15 The Weakest Link
8.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.30 Hider In The House 9.30 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 10.00 Get 100 10.30 Evacuation 11.00 Cash In The Attic 12.00pm Olympic Athletics: Beijing 2008 12.45 Diagnosis Murder 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 3.25 Arthur 3.50 Skunk Fu 4.05 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 4.30 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.35 Roman Mysteries 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Olympic Gymnastics: Beijing 2008 6.00 Battle Of The Brains Quiz show hosted by Paddy O’Connell. 6.30 Eggheads 7.00 Grow Your Own Veg! With Carol Klein 7.30 Return To… Lakesiders Revisiting the Essex-set docu-soap that looked behind the window displays of one of the UK’s busiest shopping malls. 8.00 Jimmy Doherty’s Farming Heroes Jimmy Doherty continues his journey around the UK. Final part. 9.00 Maestro Eight famous amateurs with a passion for classical music do battle for the chance to conduct the BBC Concert Orchestra at the worldfamous Proms in the Park. 10.00 The Edinburgh Festival Show Lauren Laverne presents 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Equator Documentary series in which Simon Reeve takes a 25,000 mile journey as he treks through rainforests, climbs up volcanoes and travels through war zones on his travels around the Equator. 12.20am Sign Zone: Jimmy Doherty’s Farming Heroes 1.20 Sprint 2.50 Celebrity MasterChef 3.50 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Goldenballs
6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.55 Big Brother 8.55 Get Smart: T4 Movie Special 9.25 Friends 9.55 Friends 10.25 Vodafone TBA 2008: McFly 11.00 Beauty And The Geek 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 A Place By The Sea 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.45 Countdown 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Richard And Judy 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa is elected student president, 6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui is furious with Tina for secretly breast-feeding Max. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 Bright Young Wonders A showcase of 15 new presenting voices as part of Channel 4’s Generation Next season, which is designed to support and encourage new creative talent. 8.00 Don’t Blame The Builder Sussex couple Jo and Julian Fitzsimmons are refusing to pay out any more money for a renovation that has taken four months longer than scheduled and is hugely over budget. 9.00 The Secret Millionaire See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights 11.05 Tonightly Comedy entertainment show presented by Jason Manford. 11.40 Reaper Comedy series. 12.40am Bullrun: Cops, Cars And Superstars 1.05 The Silverstone Classic Highlights. 2.00 Big Brother Live. 4.25 KOTV Top international boxing. 4.55 FIVB Beach Volleyball Highlights. 5.45 Freesports On 4: Roxy Jam 2008 Ed Leigh presents international surfing at Women’s World Longboard Championships.
7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Roary The Racing Car 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Mio Mao 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Little Princess 8.50 Roobarb And Custard Too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies 12.30pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Medical Investigation 3.10 FILM: Two Mothers For Zachary (1996) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary series with Michaela Strachan. 7.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series 8.00 Julius Caesar And The Druids: Revealed Historical documentary examining Britain’s ancient Druids, as new archaeological discoveries suggest that they engaged in barbaric killings, ritual sacrifice and even cannibalism. The programme also explores the Druids’ revered status amongst ancient Celts, and tells the story of their bloody last stand against Rome’s conquering legions. 9.00 CSI: Miami Horatio’s son goes missing after a prison van is attacked. 10.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series. 11.00 Law And Order: SVU. An escaped paedophile kidnaps his accuser and takes Detective Benson hostage. 12.00am The FBI Files 1.00 European Drag Racing. 1.25 NHRA Drag Racing. 2.55 FIM World Motocross Championship. 3.45 Rolex Grand. 4.30 V8 Supercars. 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris. 5.35 Neighbours.
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x2) 9.00 Big League Weekend 10.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 Pipeline Adventures 12.00pm Big League Weekend 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.30 Big League Weekend 4.00 Live Pro40 League 10.00 Football Asia 10.30 Spirit Of Yachting 11.00 NFL: Total Access 12.00am Golf: Wales Ladies Championship Of Europe 1.00 Football Asia 1.30 Spirit Of Yachting 2.00 World Motor Sport 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Golf: Wales Ladies Championship Of Europe
6.00 BBC News National and international news; Weather. 6.30 South East Today; Weather 7.00 The Games Today More Olympic coverage with Gabby Logan and Michael Johnson. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News National and regional news bulletin from the BBC. 8.00 EastEnders Bradley forces Stacey to make a big decision. 8.30 My Family Sitcom about a dentist and his family. 9.00 Pedigree Dogs Exposed An in-depth investigation into the health of pedigree dogs 10.00 BBC News National and international news 10.25 South East Today; Weather 10.33 BBC Weather The latest weather forecast. 10.35pm The Man Who Cycled The World See highlights. 11.05 FILM: The Martins (2001) Starring Lee Evans, Kathy Burke, Linda Bassett, Eric Byrne and Terri Dumont. Black comedy about a scrounger who decides to steal the tickets for an all-expenses-paid trip to the Isle of Man when he fails to win the holiday sweepstakes. He takes his dysfunctional family with him and a series of hilarious events ensues. 12.25am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.30 Joins BBC News 1.50 Olympics 2008 Live.
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News And Weather . 7.00 Emmerdale: Trial By Fire Donna is determined to catch Freddie once and for all, and after a night on guard outside his house, she and Ross make their move. 8.00 The Bill: Game Plan (Part One) 9.00 Trinny & Susannah Undress The Nation Today, Trinny and Susannah are on a mission to add some colour in the British woman’s wardrobe, but with 60 per cent of women attesting to prefer black, and 90 per cent of retailers admitting that it’s their most successful hue, they have their work cut out for them. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather 10.40 Kingdom Simon is back and tells Peter that he’s ready to start work. 11.40 Arabella Weir’s Tough Gig Comedian and actress Arabella Weir spends a week at Ghost Fest in Edinburgh, joining clairvoyants and ghostbusters as they hold vigils and hunt for poltergeists. 12.10am Bingo Night Live. 1.15 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: 2.05 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show. 3.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Fishing: Thinking Tackle 9.00 Women’s Pool 10.00 World Motor Sport 12.30pm Speedway 2.30 World Motor Sport 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Everyday Is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries 6.30 Spirit Of Yachting 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Poker: European Ladies Championship (x2) 12.00am Rally Fever 1.00 Trilby Golf Tour 3.00 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Showjumping 7.00 Speedway 9.00 Trilby Golf Tour 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Spruce Meadows 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Wild Spirits 3.00 Bowls 4.00 Bowls 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 Golf: Ladies European Tour 8.00 Trilby Golf Tour 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 12.00am Bowls 1.00 Bowls 2.00 Sports Unlimited 3.00 Close
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12.00pm Gladiators Ready! The Gladiators Story 1.00 Relic Hunter 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Gladiators 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.45 Justin Lee Collins: 180 11.45 Road Wars 12.45am Street Wars
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Olympic Football: Men’s Semi-Finals 9.00 Money Makers: Beach Break Live 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 How Not To Live Your Life 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Money Makers: Beach Break Live 12.45am Britain’s Really Disgusting Foods
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Pop Go The Sixties 7.35 Batman 8.00 Liverpool On The Box 9.00 More Liverpool On The Box 9.15 Z Cars 10.00 Call The Cops 10.30 Consenting Adults 11.50 The Edwardians In Colour: The Wonderful World Of Albert Kahn 12.50am Liverpool On The Box 1.50 Call The Cops
12.00pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Superhuman: Genius 9.00 FILM: X2 (2003) 11.30 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 1.30am The Black Donnellys
12.05pm The Wonder Years (x2) 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Pie In The Sky 3.20 On The Buses 3.50 On The Buses 4.20 Cadfael 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00 Rebus (x2) 12.00am Profiling... Ian Rankin. See highlights 1.00 Maigret 1.50 Tales Of The Unexpected (x2)
12.30pm One Tree Hill 1.20 Big Brother 2.20 Big Brother: Live 4.20 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years (x2) 11.00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 11.35 Big Brother: Live (x2)
1.50pm ER 2.50 Hill Street Blues 3.50 Time Team 4.50 Relocation, Relocation 5.50 Selling Houses (x2) 7.00 Grand Designs Revisited 8.00 News 8.30 First Cut: In Search Of Mr Average 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 True Stories: The Devil And Daniel Johnston 12.10am Third Watch 1.10 ER 2.10 Come Dine With Me
11.55am Maury (x2) 1.45 The Fix 2.00 Bewitched (x2) 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace 7.30 Will And Grace 8.00 Diet On The Dancefloor 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 Private Practice 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Ghost Whisperer
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4.00pm Doctor Who 5.00 Sorry! 5.40 My Family 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 10.10 The Good Life 10.50 French And Saunders 11.30 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.10am The Two Ronnies
3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.30 South Park 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Grumpy Old Holidays 11.50 Two And A Half Men 12.20am South Park
3.00am Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How It’s Made 7.30 How Do They Do It? 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 10.00 Mysteries Of The Shark Coast 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Unsolved Murders
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 FILM: Solar Attack (2005) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Quantum Leap 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath Of The Dragon God (2005) 12.00am FILM: Minotaur (2006)
11.30am The Glenn Miller Story (1954) 1.25pm West Side Story (1961) 4.00 It Came From Outer Space (1953) 5.25 Saturday Night And Sunday Morning (1960) 6.55 A Place In The Sun (1951) 9.00 The Glenn Miller Story (1954) 10.55 Kiss Of The Vampire (1963) 12.25am The Killers (1964)
9.00am L’enfant (2005) 10.45 Offside (2006) 12.25pm The Fountain (2006) 2.10 Remnants Of Everest: The 1996 Tragedy (2007) 4.10 Fire (1996) 6.05 Atonement Special 6.35 L’enfant (2005) 8.20 The Fountain (2006) 10.00 Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 12.40am Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
1.00pm The True Story Of Jesse James (1956) 2.50 Black Magic (1949) 4.50 Nausicaa: Valley Of The Wind (1984) 7.20 The Honeymooners (2005) 9.00 In Her Shoes (2005) 11.30 Suspiria (1976) 1.30am Deep Red (1975) 4.00 Close
7.05am The Prime Minister (1941) 8.50 Executive Suite (1954) 10.45 Romeo And Juliet (1936) 1.00pm Wives And Daughters 3.00 Gigi (1958) 5.05 The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight (1971) 6.50 The 25th Hour (1967) 9.00 Shaft (1971) 10.55 Brotherly Love (1969) 12.55am Task Force (1949)
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wednesday 20 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure Channel 5, 9pm Comedians Rory McGrath and Paddy McGuinness travel the UK in a camper van in search of strange sporting events. The pair head to the north of England and Scotland, where they try out axe throwing and caber tossing. They attempt to beat the pie-eating world record in Wigan.
Who Do You Think You Are? BBC1, 9pm Boris Johnson sets out to find out more about his roots. With a Turkish great-grandfather who was lynched by an angry mob and a grandmother who claimed she was descended from French aristocracy, Boris has many interesting ancestors. In Istanbul he investigates why his greatgrandfather met such an end.
Family Guy BBC3, 10.45pm & 11.10pm If you’ve not caught this superior animated comedy about the everyday trials of family life, then pull up a chair. Tonight Lois takes up Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists. While, Meg and Neil intern at a TV station, and icon-in-the-making Stewie loses his tricycle to a bully. Stewie bullied? Are they mad?!
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6.00am Olympic Breakfast 9.00 Olympics 2008 12.00pm BBC News 12.30 South East Today; Weather 12.45 Olympics 2008 5.15 The Weakest Link
8.00 Watch My Chops 8.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.30 Hider in the House 9.30 The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury 10.00 Get 100 10.30 Evacuation 11.00 Lifeline 11.10 Coast 11.15 Cash in the Attic 12.00pm Olympics 2008 12.45 Diagnosis Murder 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Wink 3.25 Arthur 3.50 Skunk Fu 4.05 Young Dracula 4.30 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.35 Serious Ocean 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Olympic Basketball: Beijing 2008 6.00 Battle of the Brains Quiz show hosted by Paddy O’Connell. 6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz. 7.00 Des Lynam: Sport Mastermind Des Lynam hosts the final of Sport Mastermind. 8.00 Jimmy and the Wild Honey Hunters See highlights 9.00 House of Saddam As Western coalition forces invade Iraq, Saddam Hussein and his family are forced to flee. 10.00 Room 101 Paul Merton chats with Fern Britton about her pet hates. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Long Way Round Documentary showing the preparation and planning of Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman’s famous motorbike journey. 12.20am Des Lynam: Sport Mastermind Tonight’s subjects are The Masters at Augusta, History of the Super League, South African Test Cricket, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Life and Career of Geoff Boycott and the Champion Hurdle. 1.20 Sign Zone: Tribal Wives 2.20 Cooking in the Danger Zone 3.20 DIY SOS 3.50 Rogue Restaurants wash customers’ cutlery. 4.20 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News 11.20 Meridian News and Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Goldenballs
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.55 Big Brother 8.55 Friends (x2) 9.55 Vodafone TBA 2008: NERD 10.30 Vodafone TBA 2008 Sidekick: McFly 10.45 Beauty and the Geek 11.45 Orange Rockcorps 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 A Place by the Sea 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.45 Countdown 4.30 Come Dine with Me 5.00 Richard and Judy
7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Roary the Racing Car 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.00 Mio Mao 8.05 Fifi and The Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Little Princess 8.50 Roobarb and Custard too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies 12.30pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Medical Investigation 3.10 Five News Update 3.15 FILM: The Hollywood Mom’s Mystery (2004) 5.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary series with Michaela Strachan. At Cotswold Wildlife Park in Oxfordshire, Friday the Bactrian camel is the last of the females to have her baby, but her behaviour is a worry. Elsewhere, a keeper has his hands full when he becomes a surrogate mother to a cockatoo chick; and a tiny baby monkey struggles to pull through after a shaky start to life. 7.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky. 7.30 Massive Speed Documentary series in which Chris Barrie examines the evolution of machines designed for speed. 8.00 Britain’s Strongest Man Athletes from England, Scotland and Wales compete across a range of disciplines in the second round of Britain’s Strongest Man 2008. 9.00 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure See highlights. 10.00 Banged Up Abroad Dramadocumentary series telling the reallife stories of travellers who find themselves incarcerated overseas. 11.05 CCTV Cities Real-life footage of urban crime. 12.05am PartyPoker.com World Open IV Another six players take to the felt. 1.35 Major League Baseball 4.45 Race and Rally UK
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x4) 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 Football Asia 10.00 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 12.00pm Football Asia 12.30 Golf: Wales Ladies Championship of Europe 1.30 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 LIVE Cricket: Twenty20 International 7.45 LIVE International Football 10.30 You’re on Sky Sports! 12.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 Cricket 2.30 Football 4.30 You’re on Sky Sports!
6.00 BBC News National and international news; Weather. 6.30 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 7.00 The Games Today Gabby Logan features the best of the action, stories, analysis and interviews on day 12 of the Games. 7.57 BBC News and Regional News National and regional news. 8.00 Sky Cops Documentary series following the drama of Britain’s air support operation. 8.30 Trawlermen New series of the documentary programme about a group of trawler fishermen in Peterhead, Scotland. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? See highlights 10.00 BBC News National and international news; weather. 10.25 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 10.33 BBC Weather The latest weather forecast. 10.35 The National Lottery Draws 10.45 The Man Who Cycled the World The inside story of Mark Beaumont’s extraordinary solo attempt to smash the Guinness World Record for cycling around the world. 11.15 The Tudors Henry ignores the splits within his court and kingdom as he awaits his male heir.. 12.05am Weatherview 12.10 Joins BBC News 1.50 Olympics 2008
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local news and weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News and Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Viv get sent to prison? Paul and Nicola’s quilt-making ends in disaster. Maybe Viv can use it in prison? 7.30 Coronation Street Chesney isn’t happy to see Fiz and John getting closer. Oh, let her get on with it Ches, she loves a wrong ‘un. 8.00 The Bill: Game Plan (Part Two) Starring Shaun Williamson and Liz May Brice. Max, and Dave’s son Pete, have been given the job of taking delivery of the drugs, but Max is frustrated to discover that they have been sent on a dummy run. Does Mothercare know? 9.00 Taggart Murder strikes close to home for the team when DCI Matt Burke’s elderly father is found dead in suspicious circumstances. 10.00 News at Ten and Weather 10.40 International Football: England V Czech Republic International friendly. 11.40 Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show Sketch show starring Katy Brand. 12.10am Bingo Night Live Join in and play free bingo on ITV. 1.15 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 Moving Day x2 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons JK Rowling, Tony Blair and Ian McKellen are on hand to greet the Simpsons when they arrive in London on holiday. 6.30 Hollyoaks Steph revels in her role as weather reporter for the student TV channel. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 Bright Young Wonders Showcase of 15 new presenting voices as part of Channel 4’s Generation Next season. 8.00 Embarrassing Illnesses Series looking at some of life’s more embarassing physical conditions. 8.30 How Clean is Your House? Kim and Aggie return to Greenwich. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights. 10.00 Dangerous Jobs for Girls Three women head to South Africa to work as professional game hunters. 11.05 Tonightly Comedy entertainment show. 11.35 Coming Up: Kings of London An original new drama following the fortunes of two estranged teenage brothers, both named Aristotle. 12.10am The Shooting Party Series following nine aspiring disabled film directors. 12.40 4 Music: Road to V 2008 12.55 New Love 1.20 Big Brother Live 4.20 St Elsewhere 5.10 Richard and Judy
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Rally Fever 10.00 Pool 11.00 Poker: European Ladies Championship (x2) 1.00pm Pool: World Pool Masters 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Spirit of Yachting 3.00 Poker: European Ladies Championship (x2) 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 LIVE International Football (x2) 10.00 LIVE International Cricket 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 Poker 2.30 Poker: European Ladies Championship 3.30 Sports Unlimited 4.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Spirit of Yachting 6.30 Everyday is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries 7.00 Golf: Ladies European Tour 8.00 Trilby Golf Tour 10.00 Everyday is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries 10.30 Pipeline Adventures 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Everyday is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Total Rugby 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Total Rugby 9.30 Rallyzone 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00am PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Close
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12.00pm Gladiators 1.00 Relic Hunter 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Gladiators 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics 9.00 Bones 10.00 FILM: The Usual Suspects (1995) 12.05am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.05 Road Wars 1.55 Weeds
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Make My Body Younger 9.00 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 10.45 Family Guy 11.10 Family Guy 11.35 Spooks: Code 9 12.25am How Not to Live Your Life 12.55 Make My Body Younger 1.50 Money Makers: Beach Break Live
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Pop Go the Sixties 7.35 Batman 8.00 Life in Cold Blood 9.00 Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery 10.00 Flying: Confessions of a Free Woman – Storyville 12.00am Coal House 12.30 Passport to Liverpool 1.20 Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Kids do the Funniest Things 9.00 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 11.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 1.35am Coronation Street
2.10pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.15 On the Buses 3.50 On the Buses 4.20 Cadfael 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Drama Trails: The Second Coming to Afterlife 10.00 Rebus 11.30 Super Sleuths: Inspector Morse 12.30am Agatha Christie’s Poirot
11.35am Gilmore Girls 12.30pm One Tree Hill 1.20 Big Brother 2.20 Big Brother: Live 4.20 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x2) 9.00 Ghost Whisperer (x2) 11.00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 11.35 Big Brother: Live 12.00am Big Brother
4.50pm Relocation, Relocation 5.50 Selling Houses 6.25 Selling Houses 7.00 Grand Designs Revisited 8.00 News 8.30 First Cut: Karaoke Soul 9.00 Father Ted 9.35 Back to You 10.05 The IT Crowd 10.35 TV Heaven, Telly Hell 11.10 Bernard Manning from Beyond the Grave 12.15am Third Watch
11.55am Maury (x2) 1.45pm The Fix 2.00 Bewitched (x2) 3.00 Will and Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will and Grace (x2) 8.00 Private Practice 9.00 Diet on the Dancefloor 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Will and Grace
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4.00pm Doctor Who 5.00 Sorry! 5.40 My Family 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.15 The Good Life 10.55 French and Saunders 11.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.15am What a Carry On!
3.00pm Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scrubs (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City (x2) 11.10 Grumpy Old Holidays 11.50 Stacked (x2) 12.50pm The Frank Skinner Show
3.00pm Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How it’s Made 7.30 How do They do It? 8.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 9.00 Elite Forces 10.00 Days that Shook the World 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Unsolved Murders
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 FILM: Late For Dinner (1991) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Quantum Leap 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: The Thing (1982) 12.10am FILM: Creature (2004) 2.00 Medium 3.00 Stephen King’s the Stand
7.40am Anna And The King Of Siam (1946) 10.00 The Guns Of Navarone (1961) 12.40pm Fail-Safe (1964) 2.40 King Kong Escapes (1968) 4.20 Topaz (1969) 6.45 Anna And The King Of Siam (1946) 9.00 The Guns Of Navarone (1961) 11.40 Seconds (1966) 1.30am White Savage (1943)
1.00pm The Page Turner (2006) 2.30 The Escapist (2001) 4.10 Schultze Gets The Blues (2003) 6.10 The Tango Lesson (1997) 8.00 Volver (2006) 10.00 Wild At Heart (1990) 12.10am OngBak (2004) 2.00 Atonement Special 2.30 The Road To Wellville (1994) 4.30 Indie Close-Up
1.00pm That Riviera Touch (1966) 3.00 Please Sir! (1971) 5.05 Boy On A Dolphin (1957) 7.10 Guillermo Del Toro on Hellboy II 7.20 The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) 9.00 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) 10.45 The Descent (2005) 12.35am Island 12.55 The Blair Witch Project (1999)
6.55am The Safecracker (1958) 8.35 The Champ (1931) 10.30 Mrs Miniver (1942) 1.00pm Wives And Daughters 3.00 Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) 5.10 Take The High Ground (1953) 7.00 The Glass Bottom Boat (1966) 9.00 Coma (1978) 11.05 Dark Of The Sun (1968) 12.55am The Human Comedy (1943)
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thursday 21 The Cup BBC2, 9.30pm Comedy series. Terry McConnell is desperate for his 10-year-old son, Malky, to get a trial for Bolton Wanderers – so desperate that Malky misses a training session. Malky is dropped from Ashburn United’s league decider. Terry moves heaven and earth to persuade coach Tom Blackley to relent.
The Edinburgh Festival BBC2, 11.20pm The Culture Show’s Lauren Laverne presents an extended version of this week’s coverage of the Edinburgh Festival and Fringe from the Pleasance Courtyard. Tonight, a profile of 365, the new work by The National Theatre of Scotland. Lauren is also joined by Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club.
Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery BBC4, 10pm Documentary series looking at the brutal history of surgery. Just over 100 years ago, cutting into the brain was terrifying: from freak accidents with crowbars through the skull to lobotomies with icepicks, we see how, through mishap and misadventure surgery evolved.
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8.00 Watch My Chops 8.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.30 Hider in the House 9.30 The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury 10.00 Get 100 10.30 Evacuation 11.00 Cash in the Attic 12.00pm Olympic Athletics: Beijing 2008 12.45 Diagnosis Murder 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Jakers: the Adventures of Piggley Winks 3.25 Arthur 3.50 Skunk Fu 4.05 Best of Friends 4.30 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.35 Hider in the House 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Olympic Volleyball: Beijing 2008 6.00 Battle of the Brains Quiz show hosted by Paddy O’Connell. 6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz. 7.00 Who do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry. 8.00 Would Like to Meet Again Presenters Jay and Jeremy catch up with the daters they helped in Would Like To Meet. 8.30 Dr Alice Roberts: Don’t Die Young Dr Alice Roberts is put through a terrifying experience in the interests of testing her immune system will respond to threat. 9.00 Mock the Week Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 9.30 The Cup See highlights 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Guests include Bobby Davro, Flight of the Concorde’s Kristen Schaal and Roy from Scouting for Girls. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 The Edinburgh Festival See highlights 12.05am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Sitcom. 12.35 How I Met Your Mother 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 1.20 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.50: Colin Jackson: The Making of Me 2.50 River Police 3.20 Countryfile 4.15 Celebrity MasterChef 4.45 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News 11.20 Meridian News and Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Goldenballs
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.55 Big Brother 8.55 Friends (x2) 9.55 Vodafone TBA 2008: The Streets 10.30 Vodafone TBA Sidekick: NERD 10.45 Beauty and the Geek 11.45 Vodafone TBA Sidekick: The Streets 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 A Place by the Sea 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.45 Countdown 4.30 Come Dine with Me 5.00 Richard and Judy 6.00 The Simpsons Homer becomes the laughing stock of the town when a wild bear humiliates him. When he seeks a rematch, Homer bonds with the animal and tries to save its life. 6.30 Hollyoaks Tony is pining for Jacqui, while she makes life unbearable for Tina at the McQueens. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 Bright Young Wonders A showcase of 15 new presenting voices as part of Channel 4’s Generation Next season. 8.00 How to Look Good Naked Special catch-up edition. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights. 10.00 The Charlotte Church Show Guests include Danish pop band Alphabeat. 10.45 Comedy Lab: Kids School of Comedy Sketch show in which adolescent comedic actors take on the adult world. 11.15 Tonightly Comedy entertainment show. 11.50 The Kevin Bishop Show Fast-paced sketch show. 12.20am 4 Music: Ibiza Rocks Highlights from the summer-long music festival. 12.55 4 Music: Road to V 2008 1.15 Big Brother Live 4.20 St Elsewhere 5.10 Richard and Judy
7.20 Funky Valley 7.25 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Roary the Racing Car 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Little Princess 8.50 Roobarb and Custard Too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies 12.30pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Medical Investigation 3.15 FILM: Crowned And Dangerous (1997) 5.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary series with Michaela Strachan. 7.00 Five News with Natasha Kaplinsky National and international news anchored by Natasha Kaplinsky. 7.30 How do They do It? Robert Llewellyn presents a series examining the feats of science and engineering behind everyday life. 8.00 Megastructures: Beijing Olympic Stadium Documentary series about the world’s most pioneering engineering projects. 9.00 Extraordinary People: The Woman with Giant Legs Mandy Sellars, a woman with a bizarre condition that has left her with legs four times larger than those of the average person. With her health under threat and her lifestyle impeded, Mandy travels to America in search of medical help. 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy Medical drama following a group of surgical interns. 11.05 My Strange Brain Documentary series exploring unusual neurological conditions. 12.05am Quiz Call Interactive quiz 4.00 Major League Soccer 4.45 Nick’s Quest Wildlife documentary. 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris Sitcom 5.35 Neighbours
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x4) 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 European Tour Weekly 10.00 Live European Tour Golf 12.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 Total Rugby 1.00 International Football 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Live Pro40 League 10.00 Barclays Premier League World 10.30 ATP Magazine 11.00 NFL: Total Access 12.00am Golf Night 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 Race World 4.00 NFL: Total Access 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly
6.00 BBC News National and international news stories; Weather. 6.30 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 7.00 The Games Today Highlights from the Beijing Olympics. 7.57 BBC News and Regional News National and regional news bulletin from the BBC. 8.00 EastEnders Ian’s behaviour is too much for Jane. she’s not alone. 8.30 Rogue Restaurants Consumer series looking at the state of Britain’s restaurants and pubs. 9.00 SuperDoctors In the first of this three-part series examining new medical frontiers 10.00 BBC News national and international news; weather. 10.25 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 10.33 BBC Weather The latest weather forecast. 10.35 The Man who Cycled the World The inside story of Mark Beaumont’s extraordinary solo attempt to smash the Guinness World Record for cycling around the world. 11.05 FILM: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) Starring Jim Carrey. Comedy about an unconventional sleuth’s attempts to find a football team’s stolen mascot dolphin. 12.25am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.30 Joins BBC News 1.50 Olympics 2008 Live
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local news and weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News and Weather International and national news; weather. 7.00 Emmerdale Paul is gutted to learn that Jonny wants a divorce. 7.30 Coastal Ways A portrait of the old Norfolk fishing port of Cromer. 8.00 The Bill: Demolition Girl Callum and Leon respond to a burglary and find a couple who report their prize dog stolen. 9.00 Harley Street Emotions are running high in this final episode of the series. 10.00 News at Ten and Weather Round up of news and weather. 10.40 The Way we Were More nostalgic footage from the south of England. 11.10 Inside Crime The stories and key issues in the continuing fight against crime. 11.40 The Goodwood Festival of Speed The second of two programmes celebrating all things automotive. 12.10am Bingo Night Live More free to play bingo on ITV. 1.15 Motorsport UK . 1.40 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 International Football 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 International Cricket 3.00 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Pipeline Adventures 6.30 ATP Tennis Magazine 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 Golf Night 10.00 LIVE Sky Poker Five O 12.00am IAAF Athletix Weekly 12.30 Barclays Premier League World 1.00 ATP Tennis Magazine 1.30 Irish Showjumping Premier Series 2.00 Poker 4.00 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Irish Greyhound Racing 6.30 Aerobics 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 Tenpin Bowling: World Masters 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Aerobics: Oz Style 12.30 Irish Greyhound Racing 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 Irish Greyhound Racing 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE Vintage Collection 6.00 Rallyzone 6.30 Irish Greyhound Racing 7.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.30 LIVE Rugby League 9.30 WWE Late Night Raw 11.30 Extreme Championship Wrestling 12.30am Rugby League 2.30 Close Alison Swann
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12.00pm Gladiators 1.00 Relic Hunter 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Gladiators 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Bones 10.00 Serial Killers Uncovered 11.30 Road Wars 12.30am Road Wars (x2) 2.20 Weeds 2.55 Scare Tactics 3.20 Brainiac: Science Abuse
7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Olympic Football: Women’s Medal Matches 9.00 Cheap Homes for Sale? 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Cheap Homes for Sale? 12.45am Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Fossil Detectives 8.00 Morning in the Streets 8.35 Tales of Twelve Cities 9.15 Trouble at the Top 10.00 Blood and Guts: A History of Surgery 11.00 Maestro 12.00am BBC Four Sessions 1.00 Fossil Detectives 1.30 Journeys into the Ring of Fire 2.30 Fossil Detectives
6.00am Coronation Street 6.30 Emmerdale 7.05 The Montel Williams Show 7.55 Sally Jessy Raphael 8.40 The Ricki Lake Show 9.25 Coronation Street 10.00 Emmerdale 10.30 Judge Judy 11.00 Judge Judy 11.30 Airline 12.00pm Coronation Street 12.30 Emmerdale 1.00 Airline USA 1.30 Jeremy Kyle
2.10pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 3.15 Quincy, ME 4.20 Cadfael 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Profiling... Ian Rankin 10.00 Rebus 11.30 Super Sleuths: Inspector Wexford 12.30am The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 1.30 Maigret
2.20pm Big Brother: Live 4.20 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 My Name is Earl (x2) 10.00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 10.35 Alan Carr’s Celebrity Ding Dong 11.25 E4 Comedy 11.40 E4 Comedy 11.55 Big Brother: Live 12.00am Big Brother
4.50pm Relocation, Relocation 5.50 Selling Houses (x2) 7.00 Grand Designs Revisited 8.00 More4 News 8.30 First Cut: Happy Birthday, You’re Dead 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Without a Trace (x2) 12.00am Third Watch 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 Bewitched (x2) 3.00 Will and Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will and Grace (x2) 8.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00 Ibiza 2008 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Will and Grace
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4.00pm Doctor Who 5.00 Sorry! 5.40 My Family 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances 8.20 The Thin Blue Line 9.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.20 The Good Life 11.00 French and Saunders 11.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.20am What a Carry On!
5.00pm Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City (x2) 11.15 Grumpy Old Women Christmas Special 12.30am Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 1.30 Linc’s 2.00 Cybill (x2) 3.00 Sex and the City
2.00pm Forensic Detectives 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How it’s Made 7.30 How do They do It? 8.00 My Shocking Story 9.00 Real ER: The Bronx 10.00 Deranged Killers 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Unsolved Murders
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 Peter Benchley’s The Beast 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Quantum Leap 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Angel 9.00 Medium 10.00 FILM: The Faculty (1998) 12.00am FILM: Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) 1.50 Medium
1.40pm Look Back In Anger (1958) 3.25 King Kong Vs Godzilla (1962) 5.00 Road To Morocco (1942) 6.30 The High And The Mighty (1954) 9.00 Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) 10.45 I’ll Never Forget What’s ‘is Name (1969) 12.30am The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner (1962)
12.30pm An Inconvenient Truth (2006) 2.10 Nina’s Heavenly Delights (2006) 3.50 Shooting Fish (1997) 5.45 Brotherhood (2004) 8.15 Election (1999) 10.00 Love Me If You Dare (2003) 11.40 This Year’s Love (1998) 1.35am Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream
1.00pm The Kidnappers (1953) 2.45 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 4.30 Carry On Doctor (1968) 6.15 Guillermo Del Toro on Hellboy II 6.25 Coach Carter (2005) 9.00 Sherrybaby (2006) 10.50 Blade II (2002) 12.55am Re-Animator (1985) 2.45 Close
1.00pm Lorna Doone (2000) 3.00 The Harvey Girls (1946) 4.45 Bells Are Ringing (1960) 7.00 Butterfield 8 (1960) 9.00 McCabe And Mrs Miller (1971) 11.15 Eye Of The Devil (1967) 12.50am Hysteria (1965) 2.15 Challenge To Lassie (1949) 3.35 The Younger Brothers (1949) 5.00 Cairo (1963)
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friday 22 The Real Monarch of the Glen BBC2, 7pm Multi-millionaire Paul Lister plans to turn his estate in Sutherland into an environmental oasis. He has fenced a 500-acre trial enclosure and released wild boar. One day the pigs may be prey for the wolves Paul wants to bring back, but first he needs to increase the herd’s numbers.
Motor City’s Burning: Detroit from Motown to the Stooges BBC2, 11pm Documentary looking at how Detroit became home to a musical revolution that captured the sound of a nation in upheaval. In the early 60s, Motown then transcended Detroit’s inner city to take black music to white audiences.
Liverpool on the Box BBC4, 9pm Producers, dramatists and stars recall some of the programmes inspired by Liverpool. For half a century, British television has followed the changing fortunes of the city in TV dramas, documentaries, and comedies, such as The Liver Birds, Bread, Brookside and ZCars. Interviews with Willy Russell, Phil Redmond, Nerys Hughes, Gerry Marsden, Carla Lane and Ken Loach.
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6.00am Olympic Breakfast 9.00 Olympics 2008 12.00pm BBC News 12.30 South East Today; Weather 12.45 Olympics 2008 5.15 The Weakest Link
8.00 Watch My Chops 8.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.30 Hider in the House 9.30 The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury 10.00 Get 100 10.30 Evacuation 11.00 Cash in the Attic 12.00pm Olympic Athletics: Beijing 2008 12.45 Diagnosis Murder 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.15 Flog It! 3.00 Jakers: The Adventures of Piggley Winks 3.25 Arthur 3.50 Uncle Max 4.05 Best of Friends 4.30 Thumb Wrestling Federation 4.35 Sorry, I’ve Got no Head 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Olympics: Beijing 2008 6.00 Battle of the Brains Quiz show hosted by Paddy O’Connell. 6.30 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz. 7.00 The Real Monarch of the Glen See highlights. 7.30 Return to... Lakesiders Revisiting the Essex-set docu-soap. 8.00 Gardeners’ World Specials Rachel deThame embarks on a journey to discover how far the English country garden has come. 9.00 The Tudors The King’s insistence on an oath affirming him as head of the church pushes Sir Thomas More further from favour. 9.55 Coast Patrick Winterton carries out a 750-mile kayak trip unaided from Glasgow to the outer Hebrides. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry chairs the almost impossible quiz. 10.30 Newsnight Today’s headlines. 11.00 Motor City’s Burning: Detroit From Motown to the Stooges See highlights. 12.00am Star Trek: The Next Generation Sci-fi drama series. disruptor beam at the Enterprise. 12.45 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.35 Sign Zone: Britain from Above 2.35 Britain from Above 3.05 Francesco’s Mediterranean Voyage 3.35 Francesco’s Mediterranean Voyage. 4.05 How I Met Your Mother x 2 4.50 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News 11.20 Meridian News and Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm 60 Minute Makeover 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Goldenballs
6.10am The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.55 Big Brother 8.55 Friends (x2) 10.05 Take That Live at the O2 11.45 Orange Rockcorps 12.00pm News at Noon 12.30 A Place by the Sea 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 3.45 Countdown 4.30 Come Dine with Me 5.00 Richard and Judy
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local news and weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News National and international news; weather. 7.00 Emmerdale Jo’s alarmed by Andy’s baby plans. Pollard is furious when he sees Val’s holiday body art. 7.30 Coronation Street John saves Chesney from a beating. 8.00 Tiger Island Chris Packham narrates this series which follows the day-to-day life at the Isle of Wight Tiger Sanctuary. Rambo the tiger finally arrives from the US, but after a 4000 mile trip, he doesn’t want to leave the security of his transport box. 8.30 Coronation Street Fiz is in a spin after kissing John. 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot When a stranger is found murdered at Warmsley Vale, the Cloade family ask for Poirot’s help to find out if the dead man was Rosaleen Cloade’s first husband. 11.00 The Late News and Weather Round up of the day’s news followed by the weather. 11.45 Bingo Night Live Anthony Crank and Jenny Powell host the free bingo show. 12.55am Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime Steve Scott on patrol. 1.50 FILM: Mayerling (1969) . 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.00 CITV:
6.00 The Simpsons Homer fills in on Krusty’s show. 6.30 Hollyoaks Aware that today is the day Warren wants to bury the body, Calvin tries to avoid him at all costs. Well you would. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.35 Watch Me Disappear Firsttime director Lucy Cohen pieces together the lives of two of the 2,500 people who die alone in Britain every year. Cohen painstakingly traces their stories and celebrates these two lost lives. 8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Property experts help people trying to decide whether to buy property in the UK or abroad. 9.00 Big Brother The results live. 10.00 The Kevin Bishop Show The impressionist presents a fast-paced sketch show. 10.35 Big Brother Eviction. 11.05 Tonightly Comedy entertainment show. 11.40 Comedy Lab: Slaterwood Sketch show written and performed by Peter Slater. 12.10am T-Mobile Transmission Features Welsh soul singer Duffy. 1.15 4 Music: 4Play: The Subways 1.25 4 Music: Rockfeedback 1.55 Bullrun: Cops, Cars, Superstars 2.20 Big Brother Live 4.20 Goalissimo! 5.15 Trans World Sport
6.45 Big School 6.55 The Milkshake! Show 7.20 Funky Valley 7.25 Mio Mao 7.30 Roary the Racing Car 7.45 Make Way for Noddy 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Little Princess 8.50 Roobarb and Custard Too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Michaela’s Zoo Babies 12.30pm Five News 12.45 House 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Medical Investigation 3.10 FILM: My Son Is Innocent (1996) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Michaela’s Zoo Babies Wildlife documentary series with Michaela Strachan. 7.00 Five News National and international news. 7.30 Brits Who Made the Modern World The documentary series looking at the untold stories of British scientific innovations focuses on the development of Britain’s 1.4 billion pound computer game industry. In the early 1980s. 8.00 Superstars Athletes from a range of disciplines compete against each other. 9.00 NCIS A woman claims to have witnessed the murder of a sailor. There is scant physical evidence to go on, but McGee forges ahead. 10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series about an elite force based in New York which investigates sex crimes. A boy who raped a young TV star claims he was urged to commit the crime by a controversial radio DJ. 11.00 Law and Order Crime drama. An investigation into the murder of a wealthy teenage girl. 12.00am Cricket on Five Mark Nicholas presents highlights from the first one day international between England and South Africa. 1.00 Quiz Call 4.30 Lemur Island 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris 5.35 Neighbours
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x4) 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.00pm Barclays Premier League World 12.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 1.00 Great and British Dunlop Motorsports Festival 2.30 LIVE International Cricket (x2) 10.00 Big League Weekend 11.00 Off the Bar 11.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 12.00am Gillette World Sport 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 Big League Weekend 3.30 Off the Bar 4.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 4.30 Big League Weekend
6.00 BBC News The latest national and international news; weather. 6.30 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 7.00 The Games Today Gaby Logan presents the best of the action from day fourteen of the Games. 7.57 BBC News and Regional News National and regional news. 8.00 EastEnders Whitney goes the extra mile for Bianca. How sporting. 8.30 DIY SOS Home renovations with Nick Knowles 9.00 Would I Lie to You? Comedy panel show. 9.30 The Armstrong and Miller Show Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller star in a new sketch show. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news; weather. 10.25 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 10.33 BBC Weather The latest weather forecast. 10.35 Comedy Connections This week Sorry! 11.15 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw The EuroMillions draw. 11.20 FILM: Copycat (1995) Starring Sigourney Weaver. Tense thriller about the hunt for a serial killer 1.15am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 1.20 Joins BBC News 2.50 Olympics
Sky Sports 2 6.30am Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE 9.00 Pipeline Adventures 9.30 ATP Tennis Magazine 10.00 Race World 11.00 Irish Showjumping Premier Series 11.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Rugby League 3.00 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Big League Weekend 6.30 Off the Bar 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Tight Lines 11.00 NFL: Total Access 12.00am Super League 2.00 Irish Showjumping Premier Series 2.30 Gillette World Sport 3.00 Pipeline Adventures 3.30 International Cricket
Sky Sports 3 7.00am Irish Showjumping Premier Series 7.30 Great and British Dunlop Motorsports Festival 9.00 Rugby League 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Race World 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Pipeline Adventures 2.30 ATP Tennis Magazine 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Race World 4.30 WWE Raw 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 Golf Night 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Golf Night 3.30 Super League 5.30 Irish Showjumping Premier Series Alison Swann
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12.00pm Gladiators 1.00 Relic Hunter 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Gladiators 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 The Premiership’s 50 Greatest Goals 10.30 FILM: The Usual Suspects (1995) 12.35am Road Wars (x2) 2.30 Weeds 3.05 Tenerife Uncovered
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 LIVE: Reading and Leeds Festival: The Enemy and The Fratellis 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 LIVE: Reading and Leeds Festival: Babyshambles and Glasvegas 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am How Not to Live Your Life 12.45 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 A Seaside Parish 8.00 Valery Gergiev: Portrait of a Maestro 9.00 Liverpool on The Box 10.00 Z Cars 10.50 Call the Cops 11.20 Play of the Week: Our Day Out 12.30am The Avengers 1.25 Liverpool on the Box 2.25 My Dad Was a Communist 2.55 Mark Lawson Talks to Alexei Sayle 3.55 Close
1.00pm Airline USA 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 The X Factor 8.00 Xtra Factor 9.00 FILM: City Slickers (1991) 11.15 FILM: Nick Of Time (1995) 1.00am Coronation Street (x2)
12.05pm The Wonder Years (x2) 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 3.15 Quincy, ME 4.20 Cadfael 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 Numb3rs 9.00 Numb3rs 10.00 Rebus 11.30 Rebus: Behind the Scenes 12.30am Maigret 1.30 Tales of the Unexpected
2.20pm Big Brother: Live 4.20 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Wife Swap 10.00 Wife Swap: the Aftermath 10.35 How to Look Good Naked 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 11.35 Big Brother: Live 12.00am Big Brother: Live
1.00pm Deal or No Deal 1.50 ER 2.50 Hill Street Blues 3.50 Time Team 4.50 Relocation, Relocation 5.50 Selling Houses (x2) 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 First Cut: Cyberskiving 9.00 The Queen’s Wedding 10.00 Elizabeth I 12.15am Live from Abbey Road 1.20 All You Need is Love
12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 Bewitched (x2) 3.00 Will and Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will and Grace (x2) 8.00 Nothing to Declare (x2) 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x3) 12.00am Will and Grace (x4) 2.00 Nothing to Declare (x2) 3.00 Close to Home
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4.00pm Doctor Who 5.00 Sorry! 5.40 My Family 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances 8.20 The Thin Blue Line 9.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.20 The Good Life 11.00 French and Saunders 11.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 12.20am What a Carry On!
2.00pm Becker (x2) 3.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 8.00 Two and a Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scrubs (x2) 10.00 Sex and the City (x2) 11.10 Grumpy Old Women 11.50 Stacked (x2) 12.50am Cybill (x2)
2.00pm Forensic Detectives 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How it’s Made 7.30 How do They do It? 8.00 Crime Scene Australia 9.00 Deranged Killers 10.00 A Haunting 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Unsolved Murders
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 Peter Benchley’s The Beast 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Quantum Leap 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Angel 9.00 Heroes 10.00 Heroes 11.00 FILM: Event Horizon (1997) 12.50am FILM: Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) 3.00 Angel
1.25pm Forty Guns (1957) 2.50 It Came From Outer Space (1953) 4.15 Patton (1970) 7.05 Rooster Cogburn (1975) 9.00 True Grit (1969) 11.10 Cahill, United States Marshal (1973) 12.55am Patton (1970) 3.45 12 Angry Men (1957) 5.30 Modern Greats and Classics Close-Up
10.40am Whatever Happened To Harold Smith? (1999) 12.20pm Cinema Paradiso (1988) 3.15 The Horseman On The Roof (1995) 5.35 Tell No One (2006) 7.50 Syriana (2005) 10.00 Cruel Intentions (1999) 11.40 Two Days In The Valley (1996) 1.30am Suicide Kings (1997)
1.00pm The True Story Of Jesse James (1956) 2.55 Fathom (1967) 4.55 The African Queen (1951) 6.55 Guillermo Del Toro opn Hellboy II 7.05 Blast From The Past (1999) 9.00 Mean Girls (2004) 10.45 28 Days Later (2001) 12.55am The Grudge (2004) 2.45 Close
8.40am Roberta (1935) 10.35 Destination Tokyo (1943) 1.00pm Lorna Doone (2000) 1.50 Pick A Star (1937) 3.00 Bhowani Junction (1956) 5.05 Guns For San Sebastian (1968) 7.05 Hearts Of The West (1975) 9.00 Point Blank (1967) 10.35 The Carey Treatment (1972) 12.30am The Haunting (1963)
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saturday 23 The X Factor ITV1 7.30pm It’s bad, but you know you love it. One performance causes judge Cheryl to break down in tears, while another reveals that he hopes to make it big so that he can be reunited with the parents who left him in foster care. Plus, the longest note in X Factor history, and Louis faces a hopeful who wants to go on a date.
Pop Britannia BBC2, 10.30pm Three-part documentary series telling the story of British popular music and its place in British culture since the 1950s. In the 60s Britain went pop mad. The Architects were a group of artists and entrepreneurs who would prise pop out of the grasp of showbiz interests to create a truly authentic British sound.
Taggart ITV3, 9pm When the body of a young medical student is found in a park, the team have a difficult investigation on their hands. Heavy rain has destroyed any evidence. Then another body is discovered with almost identical neck wounds. Then Burke has to face the prospect of a hunt for a serial killer.
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7.00am Olympic Breakfast 9.00 Olympics 2008 12.00pm Olympics 2008 4.30 Final Score 5.15 BBC News 5.20 Regional News and Weather 5.30 The Games Today
6.00am Fimbles 6.25 Tikkabilla 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Watch My Chops 7.15 Trollz 7.35 Zombie Hotel 8.00 Only in America 8.30 Secret Show 8.45 Secret Show 8.55 Bernard 9.00 Help! Teach is Coming to Stay 10.00 50/50 10.25 Prank Patrol Pocketsize 10.30 The Slammer 11.00 The Story of Tracy Beaker 11.30 Eliot Kid 11.45 Sportsround 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Coast 1.10 Animal Park 1.40 FILM: Exodus (1960) 5.00 Britain from Above 6.00 Coast Geographer Nicholas Crane presents a 13-part journey around the coast of the UK. 7.00 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 7.30 BBC Proms 2008: National Youth Orchestra The National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain conducted by Antonio Pappano play a trio of works from America. 9.30 Have I Got News for You Comedy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week’s news. 10.00 Mock the Week Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Pop Britannia See highlights. 11.30 Comedy Connections Series charting the history of some of our best comedy shows. 12.10am FILM: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Anarchic comedy in which a pair of eccentric New Jersey drug dealers head to Hollywood after discovering that a film is being made featuring superheroes based on their likenesses. As they head west, a series of misadventures befalls them, including close encounters with a group of glamorous jewel thieves and an orangutan. 1.45 Arrested Development 2.10 Arrested Development 2.30 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Meg and Mog 9.30 Meg and Mog 9.35 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.50 ITV News and Weather 11.55 Meridian News 12.00pm F1: European Grand Prix Qualifying 2.30 FILM: Avalanche Express (1979) 4.00 FILM: Goldfinger (1964)
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Goalissimo! 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 T-Mobile Transmission 9.30 Je Suis un Rock Star 10.00 Big Brother (x2) 11.30 Friends 12.00pm McFly: Video Exclusive 12.05 Reaper 1.05 Scrubs 1.30 Scrubs 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 A Place in the Sun 4.30 Supernanny US 5.25 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) 7.10 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.30 Life After People A range of geology, climatology and archaeology experts offer their conclusions regarding what life will be like on Earth after the human race dies out. Happy days. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights. 10.00 FILM: Bedazzled (2000) Starring Brendan Fraser, Liz Hurley, Frances O’Connor, Miriam Shor, Orlando Jones and Paul Adelstein. Faustian comedy about the mishaps that occur when the devil grants seven wishes to a lovesick divorcee in return for his soul. An office worker who harbours an unreciprocated crush on a colleague is approached by a princess of darkness with an offer of help. But when the young man is transformed into a plethora of characters, including a rock star and the US president, he discovers that nothing is perfect. 11.45 Live from Abbey Road Music comes from The Kills and The Fratellis. 12.50am Terra Firma Short drama. A North Sea ferry entertainer feels his life is going nowhere, until an affair makes him realise what is important. 1.20 Big Brother Live 4.20 St Elsewhere
8.05 Little Princess 8.20 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 The Mr. Men Show 9.10 Rupert Bear 9.25 Animal Families 9.40 The Secret of Eel Island 9.50 Little Lodgers 10.00 Britain’s Strongest Man 11.00 Superstars 12.00pm Big, Bigger, Biggest 1.00 Zoo Days 1.20 Monkey Life 1.50 FILM: Jane Doe: The Wrong Face (2005) 3.35 FILM: Back To The Secret Garden (2001) 5.40 Five News and Sport 5.55 FILM: Agent Cody Banks (2002) 7.35 NCIS Drama series following a team of special agents who investigate crimes connected to Navy and Marine Corps personnel. When a marine colonel dies in an explosion at a Navy golf course, the team must collaborate with the Army Criminal Investigative Unit to investigate what is a potential terrorist attack. 8.30 NCIS Drama series following a team of special agents who investigate crimes connected to Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The investigation into the death of a marine at a high-profile function leads to the discovery of a dead young girl and a sex-trafficking ring. 9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. The CSI team works to solve the death of a transgender teenager while trying to uncover the identity of a skeleton that was found in the ruins of a demolished hotel. 10.30 Law and Order: Criminal Intent The squad close in on a thief who preys on wealthy families. 11.30 The FBI Files Documentary series charting the work of the FBI’s crime laboratory. 12.30am Quiz Call 4.30 Lemur Island 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris 5.35 Everybody Hates Chris
6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Big League Weekend 8.00 Off the Bar 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 12.30 Live Football League: Championship 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.15 Live Football League: Championship 7.30 You’re on Sky Sports! 8.25 Football First: Game of the Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x5) 5.45 Sky Sports Classics
6.30 Last Choir Standing Myleene Klass and Nick Knowles host the search for Britain’s best choir. 7.30 The National Lottery: This Time Tomorrow Tess Daly hosts the National Lottery show. 8.20 Last Choir Standing Results The result of last night’s public phone vote is revealed. Grammy-nominated singer/songwriter Josh Groban gives a guest performance. 8.45 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Drama series about upper-crust DI Thomas Lynley and working class DS Barbara Havers. A murder in Oxford takes Lynley away from home and Helen. 10.15 BBC News National and international BBC News, Weather. 10.30 Match of the Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the day’s Premier League fixtures. Including Arsenal’s visit to Craven Cottage to face Roy Hodgson’s Fulham, Premiership new boys Stoke against Martin O’Neill’s Aston Villa, and European hopefuls Tottenham hosting Roy Keane’s rebuilt Sunderland at White Hart Lane. 11.50 Joins BBC News 12.15am Olympic Athletics: Beijing 2008 Clare Balding presents live coverage of the men’s marathon. 2.45 Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 2.50 Joins BBC News
6.00 Meridian News and Weather Local news and weather. 6.10 ITV News and Weather A round up of the latest news headlines plus a national weather forecast. 6.30 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill delves into the archive to present the cream of the nation’s funniest home videos. 7.30 The X Factor See highlights 8.30 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special Two more celebrity couple join Chris Tarrant as they attempt to raise the million-pound grand prize for their favourite charities. 9.30 FILM: The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) Starring Pierce Brosnan. Drama about a self-made millionaire with a thirst for danger who steals a priceless painting for the sake of a challenge and later succeeds in seducing the woman charged with investigating his crime. 11.25 ITV News and Weather News headlines; weather forecast. 11.40 That’s What I Call Television Series of specials in which Fern Britton is joined by a guest host who picks their favourite TV shows, theme tunes and ads from the 70s and 80s. 12.40am Bingo Night Live The bingo show that’s completely free. 1.50 Nightwatch with Steve Scott 2.45 FILM: The Graduate (1967) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.00 CITV:
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Live Rugby Union 8.30 Live Rugby Union 10.30 Spirit of Yachting 11.00 Gillette World Sport 11.30 International Cricket 1.30pm Live Pro40 League 6.30 Gillette World Sport 7.30 Golf Night 9.00 LIVE Golf Night Live 11.00 Super League 12.30am Everyday is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries 1.00 Live NASCAR 4.30 Max Power 5.30 Everyday is Raceday: Touring Car Diaries
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.00 Live European Seniors Tour Golf 7.00 Spirit Of Yachting 7.30 TriNations Rugby Union 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 TriNations Rugby Union 4.30 Super League
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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Gladiators (x2) 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle (x2) 4.00 Futurama 4.30 The Simpsons Movie Special 5.00 The Simpsons (x6) 8.00 Gladiators: SemiFinals 9.00 Road Wars (x2) 11.00 FILM: The Untouchables (1987) 1.20am Inside: Prison Tactical 2.15 The Villa
7.00pm Olympic Football: Beijing 2008 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Reading and Leeds Festival: Editors and the Raconteurs 10.00 Reading and Leeds Festival: The Killers and the Manic Street Preachers 12.30am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 1.30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 2.00 Spooks: Code 9
7.00pm Fossil Detectives 7.30 Jane Eyre (x2) 9.30 Outnumbered 10.00 Takin’ Over the Asylum (x2) 11.40 If it Ain’t Stiff 1.10am Stiff at the BBC (x2) 2.40 If it Ain’t Stiff 4.10 Close
3.15pm Nanny 911 4.15 Planet’s Funniest Animals 4.45 All Star Family Fortunes 5.30 Xtra Factor 6.30 Britain Does the Funniest Things 7.30 Animals Do the Funniest Things 8.30 Xtra Factor 9.30 The Passions of...Girls Aloud 10.30 FILM: Nick Of Time (1995) 12.20am The X Factor 1.20 Xtra Factor
8.25am Quincy, ME (x3) 11.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm There’s Something about... Dahl 1.45 FILM: Garfield (2004) 3.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.15 Inspector Morse 7.20 Cadfael 9.00 Taggart 10.30 FILM: Bonnie And Clyde (1967) 12.40am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.25 Cagney and Lacey
8.00am Dark Angel 8.55 Roswell 9.50 Ghost Whisperer 10.40 Dark Angel 11.35 Roswell 12.25pm Big Brother: Live 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Friends (x3) 6.25 Big Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.00 Friends (x3) 9.30 FILM: Evolution (2001) 11.30 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 12.30am Big Brother: Live
9.00am A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 10.00 Time Team (x4) 2.45pm FILM: The Last Wagon (1956) 4.40 Grand Designs 5.45 Grand Designs Revisited (x3) 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 Elizabeth I 12.15am The West Wing 1.25 Elizabeth I 3.00 Close
3.00pm The Jerry Springer Show (x2) 4.00 FILM: Look Who’s Talking (1989) 6.00 Will and Grace (x2) 7.00 Make Me a Supermodel US 8.00 Home Video Heroes (x2) 9.00 Ibiza 2008 10.00 Hotel Babylon 11.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.05am Charmed 1.00 Kath and Kim (x2) 2.00 Home Video Heroes (x2)
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10.50am Only Fools and Horses (x3) 2.25pm My Family 3.05 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 4.45 Only Fools and Horses (x3) 8.20 Blackadder II 9.00 FILM: Bruce Almighty (2003) 10.50 Blackadder II 11.30 My Family 12.10am Men Behaving Badly 12.50 Robin Hood (x2) 1.45 Robin Hood 2.35 Icons
2.00pm Everybody Hates Chris (x6) 5.00 Frasier (x2) 6.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 7.00 Frasier (x2) 8.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x2) 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 Everybody Hates Chris 10.00 Jack Dee Up Close 11.05 Jack Dee Live at the Apollo 12.45am Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful – Live at Wembley
4.00pm Dinosaurs: Return to Life 5.00 Man Made Marvels China 6.00 Mega Builders 7.00 How do They do It? (x2) 8.00 How it’s Made 8.30 New Series Preview: Autumn Line-Up 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Crime Museum UK with Martin Kemp (x4) 12.00am Crime Scene USA: North Mission Road
6.00am FILM: Solar Attack (2005) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek 12.00pm Doctor Who (x6) 12.00am FILM: Child’s Play 2 (1990) 1.40 FILM: Child’s Play 3 (1991) 3.20 Ghost Stories 4.00 Peter Benchley’s The Beast
11.35am The Inn Of The Sixth Happiness (1958) 2.15pm The Devil And Miss Jones (1941) 3.50 Bigger Than Life (1956) 5.30 The Far Country (1955) 7.10 Shenandoah (1965) 9.00 The Devil And Miss Jones (1941) 10.35 Billion Dollar Brain (1967) 12.25am The Night Of The Hunter (1955)
11.25am The Curse Of The Golden Flower (2006) 1.25pm Indie Close-Up 1.55 Best (1999) 3.55 WahWah (2006) 5.45 Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) 8.10 The Fountain (2006) 10.00 Sex, Lies And Videotape (1989) 11.45 Body Of Evidence (1993) 1.30am Ravenous (1999)
1.00pm Blast From The Past (1999) 2.55 Boy On A Dolphin (1957) 5.00 Please Sir! (1971) 7.00 Guillermo Del Toro opn Hellboy II 7.10 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 In Her Shoes (2005) 11.30 Freddy Vs Jason (2003) 1.20am Ju-on: The Grudge 2 (2003) 3.05 FrightFest 2008: The New Blood 3.20 Close
10.40am Mr Skeffington (1944) 1.00pm The Philadelphia Story (1940) 3.00 The Boyfriend (1971) 5.25 Take Me Out To The Ball Game (1949) 7.05 Catlow (1971) 9.00 Batman (1989) 11.15 The Man Who Laughs (1966) 1.05am All Fall Down (1962) 3.00 A Yank At Oxford (1938) 5.00 The Green Helmet (1961)
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sunday 24 Martin Clunes: A Man and His Dogs ITV1, 9pm Martin Clunes explores the ancient ancestry of domestic dogs. He begins by looking at different types of dog, including a rat-catcher in Kent, entrants in a dog show, and a singing dingo and reveals how dogs are almost identical in their genetic make-up to that of a wolf.
Britain from Above BBC2, 10pm This final episode tells the story of how Britain’s industrial heartlands have changed. In 1939 the Luftwaffe secretly photographed the backbone of the British economy comparing those images with those from today, the sheer scale and speed of change becomes vividly apparent.
How Not to Live Your Life BBC3, 10.35pm Sitcom about 20-something Don, a man with bad luck and even worse instincts, whose overactive imagination is always in full flow in the form of quickfire fantasy sequences as he imagines what he would really like to say. Tonight, Don goes on a field trip with Abby and the kids from her school.
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6.00am Olympic Breakfast 10.00 Olympics 2008 12.00pm Closing Ceremony: Beijing 2008 3.15 London 2012 Party 5.00 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 5.30 Keeping Up Appearances
6.00am Fimbles 6.25 Tikkabilla 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Legend of the Dragon 7.20 Watch My Chops 7.35 The Batman 8.00 Best of Friends 8.25 Watch My Chops 8.40 SMart 9.40 Match of the Day 11.00 Countryfile 11.55 Weather for the Week Ahead 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 Coast 12.15 Animal Park 12.45 EastEnders Omnibus 2.40 FILM: Mackenna’s Gold (1969) 4.45 Dragons’ Den 5.45 Earth: The Power of the Planet 6.45 Top Gear Who can travel across London the fastest? Is it Jeremy in a powerboat, James in a car, Richard on a bike or the Stig on public transport?.The boys with their toys have more fun. 7.45 FILM: AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Futuristic version of the fairy tale Pinocchio, about a highly advanced robotic child who longs to become a real boy. The film takes place at an unspecified date in the future, and tells the story of David, a mecha programmed with the ability to love. David is adopted by a married couple, but is then left on his own with a robotic teddy bear and a male prostitute mecha named Gigolo Joe. Starring Haley Joel Osment, Frances O’Connor, Jude Law, Sam Robards, Jake Thomas and William hurt. Directed, produced and cowritten by Steven Spielberg 10.00 Britain from Above See highlights 10.30 Match of the Day 2 11.20 Olympics 2008: Closing Ceremony Highlights 12.50am FILM: A Study In Terror (1965) Thriller in which Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes leads the manhunt for Jack the Ripper in the East End of the 1880s. 2.20 Joins BBC News 3.05 The Super League Show
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Captain Mack 9.40 Horrid Henry 9.50 The Championship 10.50 The X Factor 11.50 ITV News and Weather 11.55 Meridian News and Weather 12.00pm F1: European Grand Prix 3.10 FILM: Carry On Jack (1963) 4.50 The Unforgettable... Kenneth Williams 5.30 Country Lives
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Trans World Sport 7.30 The British Formula 3 International Series 7.55 British Triathlon Grand Prix 8.50 Friends 9.20 Orange Rockcorps 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 1.00 Friends 1.30 Pink: Video Exclusive 1.35 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 2.35 4Music Presents: The Verve 3.05 Friends 3.35 The Simpsons (x2) 4.40 Kylie X2008 Live 6.40 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Make Me a Christian Threepart series following a group of volunteers from the Leeds area as they give up their normal lives and attempt to live as devout Christians for three weeks. As the final testimonial service approaches, the group must share their experiences with the rest of the community. 8.00 Celebrity Wife Swap The disciplined Gelden family and the boisterous Browse clan trade mothers. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights. 10.00 Superbotox Me Kate Spicer investigates the booming cosmetic surgery industry, and road-tests the latest bizarre, radical and cutting edge treatments available on both sides of the Atlantic. 11.05 The Charlotte Church Show The Welsh pop and classical singer presents her own show. Guests include Danish pop band Alphabeat. 11.50 Back to You US sitcom starring Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton as a pair of bickering news anchors. 12.25am The Shooting Party Series following nine disabled film directors 12.55 4 Music: Lovebox. 1.20 Big Brother Live. 4.15 Make Me a Christian 5.15 Bennetts British Superbike Championship.
7.40 Hana’s Helpline 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends 8.25 The Mr. Men Show 8.40 The Mr. Men Show 8.55 Rupert Bear 9.10 Animal Families 9.25 George Shrinks 10.00 Fifth Gear 11.00 Zoo Days 11.20 FILM: Warriors Of Virtue 2: The Return To Tao (2002) 1.10pm FILM: Harvey (1996) 3.00 FILM: Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) 4.40 Rory & Paddy’s Great British Adventure 5.45 Five News and Sport 6.00 FILM: Jackie Chan’s The Medallion (2003) Fantasy action comedy about a pair of cops who encounter supernatural complications in pursuit of an international crime lord. After the cops are wounded, a mysterious ancient medallion transforms them into super-powered warriors. They must then use their powers to stop the gangster from getting his hands on the medallion and achieving eternal life. 7.45 FILM: Vertical Limit (2000) A photographer who witnessed his famous mountaineer father’s death as a child must face his fears and rescue his sister who is trapped on K2 at 26,000 feet. 10.00 FILM: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (1966) Classic spaghetti western that paints a bitterly cynical portrait of America during the Civil War as three men search for a Confederate Government treasure chest buried in a cemetery. One knows where the cemetery is, and another knows where the cash box is hidden, but an evil bounty hunter knows neither, so the three stick together in an uneasy alliance to find the gold. 1.20am Major League Baseball Philadelphia Phillies play host to the Los Angeles Dodgers. 4.20 ITU Triathlon 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris 5.35 Everybody Hates Chris
6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 LIVE Super League 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00am Super League 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 4.00 Super League
6.00 After You’ve Gone Sitcom about jack-of-all-trades Jimmy. 6.30 Songs of Praise Aled Jones’s highlights tour of British cathedral cities brings him to England’s former capital, Winchester. 7.05 Last of the Summer Wine Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo. 7.35 BBC News National and international news, Weather. 8.00 Pacific Abyss Kate Humble sets sail on a 2,000 mile adventure across the Pacific. 9.00 Britain from Above Andrew Marr concludes his journey as he microlights and paraglides through the skies, getting a buzzard’s eye view of the nation’s untamed and untameable landscape. 10.00 BBC News National and international news, Weather. 10.20 FILM: Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) Starring Robin Williams. Drama based on the true story of US DJ Adrian Cronauer, who arrives in Saigon to take over the morning show on Armed Forces radio in 1965. 12.15am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.20 Sign Zone: Lost Land of the Jaguar 1.20 Celebrity MasterChef 2.20 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 3.05 Joins BBC News
6.00 Meridian News and Weather Local news and weather. 6.15 ITV News and Weather Latest news, weather forecast. 6.30 Animals do the Funniest Things On today’s show, a camel police officer, waterskiing mice, and a dog that can scuba dive. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Fiz get back with John? Course she will, there’ll be a redhead up that aisle before you know it. Teresa struggles to cover up Jerry’s ill health. 8.00 Heartbeat An ex-convict turned debt collector is the subject of a police investigation. 9.00 Martin Clunes: A Man and His Dogs See highlights 10.00 ITV News and Weather The latest news, weather forecast. 10.15 Tarrant on TV Chris Tarrant on bizarre TV. 10.45 F1: Grand Prix Highlights Steve Rider presents the best action from the 12th race of the Formula One season. 11.45 A Match Made in Heaven Behind the scenes of the most popular religious dating agencies 12.45am Vicars’ Wives Series following the busy lives of three clergy wives from the South Coast. 1.10 60 Minute Makeover 2.00 Vanessa’s Real Lives 2.55 Nancherrow Conclusion 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Pipeline Adventures 6.30 Super League 8.00 NASCAR 10.30 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 1.00pm Gillette World Sport 1.30 LIVE Pro40 League 7.30 Golf Night 9.00 LIVE Golf Night Live 11.00 NFL 1.00am Watersports World 2.00 Polo 3.00 NFL 5.00 Polo
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 WWE Vintage Collection 11.00 Wild Spirits 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Polo 1.00 Sunday Supplement 2.30 Polo 3.30 Live Euro Tour Golf 5.00 LIVE European Seniors Tour Golf 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 America’s Game 9.00 WWE Experience 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am Polo 1.00 Golf Night 2.30 Golf Night 4.30 Wild Spirits 5.00 Watersports World
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12.00pm Gladiators: SemiFinals 1.00 Futurama 1.30 Futurama 2.00 Championship Gaming Series 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x3) 5.30 The Simpsons (x3) 7.00 Gladiators: Finals 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Untouchables (1987) 11.20 Gladiators: Finals 12.20am Road Wars
7.00pm Reading and Leeds Festival: Feeder and Slipknot 8.00 Money Makers: Beach Break Live 9.00 Spooks: Code 9 9.50 Family Guy (x2) 10.35 How Not to Live Your Life, see highlights 11.05 Reading and Leeds Festival: Metallica and The Last Shadow Puppets 12.30am Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor
7.00pm Coal House 7.30 Proms on Four 2008: St John’s Passion 9.30 Outnumbered 10.00 Call The Cops 10.30 Britain From Above: Satellite Earth 11.30 Live on the Night 12.10am Liverpool on the Box 1.10 Call the Cops 1.40 Proms on Four 2008: St John’s Passion 3.40 Close
12.40pm Emmerdale Omnibus 3.30 FILM: Thunderbirds (2004) 5.10 Coronation Street Omnibus 7.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Pretty Woman (1990) 12.25am Coronation Street 12.55 Secret Diary of a Call Girl (x2) 1.45 Teleshopping
10.05am The Wonder Years (x2) 11.10 Dempsey and Makepeace 12.10pm FILM: Garfield (2004) 1.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 4.50 Inspector Morse 7.00 Dempsey and Makepeace 8.00 Profiling... Ian Rankin 9.00 FILM: Nora (2000) 11.05 Profiling... Ian Rankin 12.05am Dempsey and Makepeace
12.30pm FILM: Evolution (2001) 2.25 Big Brother: Live 3.50 Friends (x2) 5.25 Big Brother 6.25 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Friends (x2) 8.30 Friends 9.00 Wife Swap: the Aftermath 9.30 How to Look Good Naked 10.00 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 11.00 Shameless 12.10am Big Brother: Live
12.05pm Scrapheap Challenge 1.15 A Place in the Sun 1.50 The Coach Trip (x5) 4.30 Come Dine with Me (x5) 7.25 Jamie at Home 7.55 Willie’s Wonky Chocolate Factory 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 10.00 Gordon Ramsay’s F Word 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.15am Trigger Happy TV
3.30pm The Jerry Springer Show 4.00 FILM: Look Who’s Talking Too (1990) 5.40 The Fix 6.00 Home Video Heroes (x2) 7.00 Exposed: Victoria Beckham 8.00 Diet on the Dancefloor 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 12.00am Charmed 1.00 Kath and Kim (x2)
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11.00am Only Fools and Horses (x2) 2.10 FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 3.55 Blackadder II 4.35 Some Mothers do ‘Ave ‘Em 5.15 One Foot in the Grave (x3) 9.00 Jonathan Creek 10.20 Men Behaving Badly 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous 11.40 Jonathan Creek 1.00am Coast (x4) 4.30 Close Up 4.40 Dallas
10.00am (x4) 12.00pm Everybody Hates Chris (x4) 2.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x4) 4.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x4) 6.00 Everybody Hates Chris (x6) 9.00 Scrubs 9.30 Everybody Hates Chris 10.00 Chris Rock: Up Close 10.30 Chris Rock: Never Scared 12.05am Jack Dee Up Close 1.10 Jack Dee Live
6.00am How it’s Made (x4) 8.00 How do They do It? (x4) 10.00 Mythbusters (x2) 12.00pm Crime Museum UK with Martin Kemp (x12) 6.00 How Stuff’s Made (x2) 7.00 Elite Forces 8.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 9.00 Real ER: The Bronx 10.00 Deranged Killers 11.00 A Haunting 12.00am Crime Scene USA
12.00pm Doctor Who (x5) 10.00 Heroes 11.00 Heroes 12.00am FILM: Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath Of The Dragon God (2005) 2.00 Ghost Stories 2.30 Ghost Stories 3.00 Stephen King’s Desperation 4.00 Peter Benchley’s The Beast
10.50am Father Goose (1964) 12.50pm Carousel (1956) 3.15 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 5.00 Modern Greats and Classics Close Up 5.30 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 7.30 Tarantula (1955) 9.00 The Nutty Professor (1963) 10.50 Barbarella (1968) 12.30am Sink The Bismarck! (1960)
12.30pm Days Of Glory (2005) 2.40 The Host (2006) 4.40 Cyrano De Bergerac (1990) 7.05 The Thin Red Line (1998) 10.00 Hard Candy (2006) 11.45 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover (1989) 1.55am Indie Close-Up 2.25 The Host (2006)
1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 3.00 The Wolves Of Willoughby Chase (1989) 4.50 The Quiet Man (1952) 7.20 Guillermo Del Toro on Hellboy II 7.30 The Animal (2001) 9.00 The Wedding Date (2005) 10.35 Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 12.30am Suspiria (1976) 2.30 FrightFest 2008: The New Blood 2.45 Close
8.50am The Hard Way (1942) 10.50 Song Of Love (1947) 1.00pm Jezebel (1938) 3.00 Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954) 4.55 Designing Woman (1957) 7.05 The Wings Of Eagles (1957) 9.00 Batman Returns (1992) 11.15 Mutiny On The Bounty (1962) 2.30am Captains Courageous (1937)
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monday 25 The Dinosaur Mummy Channel 4, 7.05pm The story behind the discovery of a mummified dinosaur in North Dakota during 2003, a find that excited palaeontologists because the preserved remains appeared to include skin, tendons and vital organs as well as the skeleton. Computer simulations bring the creature to life. OMG! It’s behind you!
Pierrepoint ITV1, 9pm Biographical drama starring Timothy Spall as executioner Albert Pierrepoint, who was the quickest and most humane hangman during the 1930s and 1940s. His reputation takes a downward turn when he is sent to execute Nazi war criminals. The volume of executions strips the dignity of the condemned.
Profiling Val McDermid ITV3, 9pm A profile of one of the country’s most successful and controversial crime writers. Featuring an interview with the author about her work and her beliefs, and the high-profile, headline-making spat with fellow writer Ian Rankin. Including contributions from some great names in crime fiction.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.00 Helicopter Heroes 9.45 Escape to the Country 10.45 Homes Under the Hammer 11.15 Cash in the Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Regional News and Weather 1.25 Diagnosis Murder 1.30 South East Today; Weather 1.45 Diagnosis Murder 2.10 FILM: Cool Runnings (1993) 3.40 FILM: The Haunted Mansion (2003) 5.05 Don’t Miss a Trick 6.00 BBC News National and international news; weather. 6.15 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 6.30 Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2008 A celebration of music and dance. 7.30 The One Show Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley report. 7.57 BBC News and Regional News Round up. 8.00 EastEnders Jase and Billy agree to carry out one final job for Terry. What could possibly go wrong? 8.30 Panorama Current affairs programme. What is ‘Britishness’? 9.00 New Tricks The team falls foul of the Ministry of Defence. 10.00 BBC News The latest national and international news. 10.25 South East Today; Weather Local news and weather. 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 The Last Word Monologues A farmer tries to find a way to free himself from a dominating mother. 11.05 FILM: Down With Love (2002) Starring Renee Zellweger Stylish homage to 1960s romcoms. 12.40am Weatherview 12.45 Sign Zone: House of Saddam 1.45 The Cup 2.15 Dr Alice Roberts: Don’t Die Young 2.45 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 3.30 Joins BBC News
7.20 Little Robots 7.30 The Koala Brothers 7.40 Tweenies Songtime 7.45 Sesame Tree 8.00 Watch My Chops 8.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.30 Hider in the House 9.30 The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury 10.00 Get 100 10.30 Evacuation 11.00 Dangermouse 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm What are You Like? 12.30 Out of the Blue 12.55 FILM: Krakatoa – East Of Java (1968) 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Eating with the Enemy 5.15 Wanted Down Under 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts a general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Masterchef the Professionals 7.00 Return to... Lakesiders 7.30 The Good Life Seventies sitcom 8.00 University Challenge London School of Economics take on the students of the University of Bath. 8.30 The Hairy Bakers The Hairy Bikers, Dave and Si, set off for the Henley Royal Regatta, and on their journey they fill their hampers with cakes and treats made along the way. But why do the British have such a love affair with teatime treats? 9.00 Dragons’ Den Rob and Geoff Hill have brought their ‘Ladderbox’ – handy for DIY, Juliette Thomas has a range of exquisite French furniture, while 76-year-old Ian Mann has a range of coloured labels to help prevent lost luggage. 10.00 FILM: The Terminal (2004) Starring Tom Hanks. Drama based on real events. Viktor Navorski is visiting New York when there is a coup in his Eastern European home country. By the time he arrives in America, Navorski is stranded with a passport from nowhere and finds that he is forced to live in the terminal building until peace returns. 12.05am Would I Lie to You? Comedy panel show. 12.35 Ellery Queen 1.25 Joins BBC News
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 60 Minute Makeover 11.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.30pm Rosemary and Thyme 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 2.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 3.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Goldenballs
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.05 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 11.05 Ugly Betty 12.05pm The Simpsons 12.35 The Simpsons 1.00 Supernanny US 1.45 FILM: The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal or No Deal 5.00 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.30 Come Dine with Me 6.00 The Simpsons The family is forced to seek shelter on the set of a reality TV programme. 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren is still in the doghouse with Louise after his comments about Mandy. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.05 The Dinosaur Mummy See highlights. 8.00 Dispatches: How the Banks Never Lose As the credit crunch continues to leave Britain cashstrapped and high street banks report huge losses, who is responsible? 9.00 Kevin McCloud and the Big Town Plan Kevin McCloud follows a community-led regeneration scheme. Architects have plans for a cinema, bandstands and fountains in the town square, but not the budget to match. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights. 11.05 Comedy Lab: I’m Spazticus The UK’s newest comedy. 11.40 Oasis: Video Exclusive The new single from Oasis. 11.45 Coming Up Short film from an emerging film maker. Two survivors flee the scene of a massacre. 12.20am The Shooting Party Series following nine disabled film directors. 12.50 4 Music: With performances from Goldfrapp and The Flaming Lips. 1.15 Much Ado about a Minor Ting 1.45 Big Brother Live 4.40 FILM: It’s In The Bag (1945)
6.45 Big School 6.50 The Milkshake! Show 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Roary the Racing Car 7.50 Make Way for Noddy 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Little Princess 8.50 Roobarb and Custard Too 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 The Hotel Inspector 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Megastructures 1.45 The Family Recipe 1.55 FILM: The Time Machine (1960) 3.50 FILM: The Towering Inferno (1974) 7.00 Ken Dodd’s Comedy Heroes Three-part series exploring the inspiration behind some of the nation’s favourite comedians. 8.00 Fifth Gear Motoring magazine show. Tiff takes on Formula One’s Jarno Trulli in an eco-challenge, before going head-to-head with speedway champion Jason Crump. 9.00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments of the 00s Entertaining countdown of the 70 most outrageous events in the world of the rich and famous since the turn of the millennium. Among the bombshells examined are Winona Ryder’s brush with the law, Angus Deayton’s muchpublicised downfall, Britney and Madonna’s dalliance with lesbianism and Prince Harry’s ill-advised fancy dress costume. 12.00am FILM: At Close Range (1986) Fact-based drama about a young man drawn into crime by his estranged, no-good father. With his half-brother, he begins stealing for his long-lost parent but, unable to stomach the execution of a suspected informant, he decides on one last job to set himself up in a new life with his girlfriend. 2.05 NASCAR: The Sprint Cup US motor racing 2.55 USPGA Golf 3.45 FIM World Motocross 5.10 Everybody Hates Chris 5.35 Everybody Hates Chris
6.00am WWE Vintage Collection 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 Soccer Extra: Bank Holiday Special 1.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 LIVE Super League 4.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 6.30 Big League Weekend 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.15 You’re on Sky Sports! 11.15 Big League Weekend 12.15am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.45 Big League Weekend 3.45 You’re on Sky Sports! 4.45 Big League Weekend 5.45 Sky Sports Classics
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local news and weather. 6.15 ITV Evening News and Weather News and weather 6.30 Emmerdale Uncut 7.00 Emmerdale Val is alarmed when her holiday friend pitches up. 7.30 Coronation Street Is Jerry falling for Teresa’s lies? Dev is seduced by Nina’s charms. 8.00 Country Ways A film portrait of the Manningford villages in Wiltshire, filmed during a week in March. Jill Cochrane presents. 8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone plans on giving Molly her dream wedding. Dev is shocked by Nina’s plans for a romantic weekend. 9.00 Pierrepoint See highlights. 10.50 The Late News and Weather News and weather. 11.05 FILM: Dr Jekyll And Mr Hyde (2002) Starring John Hannah, David Warner, Kellie Shirley, Jack Blumenau.. Made-for-TV version of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic gothic horror tale in which a respected Victorian doctor becomes his own murderous alter-ego after experimenting with a mind-altering drug. 1.00am Nightwatch with Steve 1.50 Nightwatch with Steve Scott 2.45 Moving Day 3.10 Moving Day 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Pipeline Adventures 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 9.30 Golf Night 11.30 Spruce Meadows 12.30pm Kiteboard Pro World Tour 1.00 Wild Spirits 1.30 Pipeline Adventures 2.00 Motor Racing: Indy Car Series 4.30 LIVE Pro40 League 10.00 World Motor Sport 12.30am FEI Equestrian World 1.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 2.00 Live WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.15 Close
Sky Sports 3 7.00am Ford Football Special 8.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 9.00 Motor Racing: Indy Car Series 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Max Power 1.00 Golf Night 2.30 Golf Night 4.30 WWE Raw 6.30 Carp Academy 2008 7.00 British Rally Championship 8.00 Super League 10.00 Elite League Speedway 12.00am WWE Vintage Collection 1.00 British Rally Championship 2.00 Super League 4.00 Elite League Speedway
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12.00pm Gladiators 1.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 3.00 The 50 Greatest TV Endings 5.00 Gladiators: Finals 6.00 Malcolm in the Middle 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Don’t Forget the Lyrics (x2) 11.00 FILM: Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 1.10am Road Wars 2.05 Weeds 2.40 Tenerife Uncovered
7.00pm Reading and Leeds Festival: The Best Bits 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 FILM: Finding Neverland (2004) 10.05 EastEnders 10.35 Spooks: Code 9 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy 12.15am Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (x2) 1.10 Cheap Homes for Sale? 2.10 Spooks: Code 9
7.00pm Coal House 7.30 Proms on Four 2008: Prokofiev and Tchaikovsky 9.30 Outnumbered 10.00 Life on Mars 11.00 Sleepers 11.55 Dawn French’s Boys who do Comedy 12.25am British B Movies: Truly, Madly, Cheaply 1.55 Proms on Four 2008: Prokofiev and Tchaikovsky 3.55 Close
3.45pm The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.20 The Montel Williams Show 6.05 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Airline 8.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.00 FILM: Pretty Woman (1990) 11.25 Coronation Street (x2) 12.25am Call Girls: The Truth 1.25 Box Wars 1.35 Teleshopping
12.20pm Rising Damp 12.55 Rising Damp 1.25 Revisiting Brideshead 1.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.40 FILM: SOS Titanic 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Profiling Val McDermid 10.00 Wire in the Blood 12.05am Profiling Val McDermid 1.10 Poirot
1.20pm Big Brother 2.20 Big Brother: Live 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.25 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Celebrity Sex Tapes Unwound 11.00 Roy Chubby Brown: Britain’s Rudest Comedian 12.05am Big Brother: Live
1.00pm A Place in the Sun 1.30 Deal or No Deal 2.20 Come Dine with Me (x5) 5.15 Relocation, Relocation 6.20 Grand Designs 8.00 Time Team Special 9.00 FILM: Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee 11.35 Without a Trace 12.35am Third Watch 1.30 Third Watch 2.25 Deal or No Deal 3.05 The Daily Show
12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 Bewitched (x2) 3.00 Blood Ties 4.00 FILM: Look Who’s Talking Now (1993) 6.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will and Grace (x2) 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Make Me a Supermodel US 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI 12.05am Blood Ties 1.00 Will and Grace
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1.05pm FILM: 102 Dalmatians (2000) 3.05 FILM: Jack (1996) 5.10 FILM: Jumanji (1995) 7.05 A Grand Day Out 7.40 Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 8.20 A Close Shave 9.00 FILM: Arachnophobia (1990) 11.00 The Ruby in the Smoke 1.00am New Adventures of Old Christine
10.00am Two and a Half Men (x4) 12.00pm Two and a Half Men (x4) 2.00 Two and a Half Men (x4) 4.00 Two and a Half Men (x4) 6.00 Two and a Half Men (x7) 9.30 Rules of Engagement 10.00 Lee Evans Up Close 11.20 Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live 12.40am Two and a Half Men
2.00pm When Rome Ruled Egypt 3.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 4.00 Deadliest Catch 5.00 NASA’s Greatest Missions 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 Chop Shop: London Garage 8.00 American Chopper (x2) 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Unsolved Murders
11.00am The Making of Tin Man 11.30 FILM: Doctor Who: The Movie (1996) 1.20pm Doctor Who 3.20 Doctor Who 5.20 Doctor Who 7.20 Doctor Who 10.00 FILM: Doctor Who: The Movie (1996) 11.50 FILM: Minotaur (2006) 1.40am Medium 3.00 Angel 4.00 FILM: Making Mr Right (1987)
11.30am Hondo (1953) 1.00pm West Side Story (1961) 3.35 The Top 10 Show 3.50 The Phantom Of The Opera (1943) 5.30 War Of The Worlds (1953) 7.00 A Foreign Affair (1948) 9.00 Castle Keep (1969) 10.50 Hondo (1953) 12.20am The Old Dark House (1963) 1.50 The Killers (1964)
9.00am Water (2005) 11.00 The Lives Of Others (2006) 1.20pm Brotherhood (2004) 3.50 Indie Close-Up 4.20 Trekkies 6.00 Rushmore (1998) 7.40 The Lives Of Others (2006) 10.00 Body Heat (1981) 11.55 A Time To Leave (2005) 1.20am Trekkies 2.50 Lemming (2005)
1.00pm Jungle 2 Jungle (1997) 3.00 The Lady Vanishes (1979) 4.55 Guillermo Del Toro on Hellboy II 5.05 The Wind And The Lion (1975) 7.20 The Honeymooners (2005) 9.00 Walk The Line (2005) 11.35 Vault Of Horror (1973) 1.15am Deathwatch (2002) 3.00 FrightFest 2008: The New Blood
8.50am They Drive By Night (1940) 10.35 David Copperfield (1935) 1.00pm The Cazalets 3.00 The Private Lives Of Elizabeth And Essex (1939) 5.00 Gaby (1956) 6.45 Lust For Life (1956) 9.00 Batman Forever (1995) 11.15 Some Came Running (1958) 2.05am Quo Vadis? (1951)
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