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More Christmas preparations this week – have you decided which charity ball you’re going to yet? One of Brighton’s biggest will be The Snowman Spectacular in aid of Chestnut Tree House, Sussex’s hospice for children (p17). The ball is supported by the charity’s patron Raymond Briggs; look out for my interview with Raymond next week. It’s Halloween this weekend but not everyone will be queuing up to see Saw V – especially not Alison (p9). If cheery movies are more your cup of tea, see the film section (p29) for an interview with the director and cast of High School Musical 3. I prefer to watch scary movies at home where I know I can turn them off if I want – to find out which horror films are on this week, see our sevenpage TV guide (p38). On the stage, there are two Steven Berkoff shows at Brighton Dome in November; Graft: Tales of an Actor, a play about an actor with mixed fortunes, and Requiem for Ground Zero, Berkoff’s poem about 9/11, which he will read before being interviewed on-stage by Polly Toynbee. See Andrew Kay’s stage page (p27), or, to find out why Berkoff will never eat bread again, read the Cheeky Boys (p12). If you’re starting to feel the pinch from the credit crunch (who isn’t?), John Davies has found some ways of enjoying a fresh book without having to pay – and no, that doesn’t mean stealing, there are far more interesting methods that that (p30). On the same page, take a look at what events are coming up over the next few weeks, including free entry to Brighton’s Sea Life Centre and discounted beauty treatments like a £5 San Tropez tan. Talking of beauty products, you can win a luxury bag of winter goodies worth £70 by turning to our health and beauty section (p22). Other competitions this week include the chance to win a DVD of Girls Aloud going ghost hunting (I predict lots of squealing) and superhero action and comedy DVDs (p8). On the comedy and art page (p26), Victoria Nangle interviews Dan Antopolski and Jeff Hemmings previews an exhibition of controversial First World War photographs by Frank Hurley. In music, Jeff has interviewed prolific composer, musician, actor and producer Nitin Sawhney (p31) and you can find out about the best upcoming gigs in Brighton and Hove and hear news of Brighton Early Music Festival, which runs until 9 November. Andrew Kay’s been eating at City College Brighton and Hove and found the food first class (p18) Meanwhile we have reviews of gigs and comedy shows (p25) and all the latest celebrity gossip with Jo Brooks (p11). If you’re looking for a new job, turn to our jobs section (p6) or see Latest Gay for how to get a job with the Pride festival team (p36). For Wave, your monthly free 24-page green and ethical lifestyle magazine, see page 22.
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★ latest listings 25–45 25 Reviews and listings index More Magners Paramount Comedy Festival and Brighton Comedy Fringe
26 Comedy 8 Win Girls Aloud and Superhero DVDs and find your photo in Social Diary
9 Who likes scary movies? Not Alison 10 Sandra admires an inspiring model 10 Dani’s fighting feelings of sadness 11 CelebCity: What have Paul McCartney, Keane and Billie Piper been up to?
12 Bare Cheek: Why does Steven Berkoff abhor bread? With Astral Angi
13 Celeb Interview: Nick Aldwinckle talks politics with Katie Melua
★ latest news 14–16 14 News and Mary Mears on green roofs 15 You thought your fuel bills were high – the family with 6,000 Christmas lights
16 Alison’s fan mail and Latest Sport
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Victoria Nangle discovers Dan Antopolski is a very nice young man
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26 Art Frank Hurley’s First World War Photos
27 Stage Steven Berkoff has two works on at Brighton Dome, plus listings
28 Film High School Musical cast and director interview, movie times and reviews
30 Kids and events Free Halloween fun, a charity auction and discounted beauty treatments
30 Books John says: if you love a book, set it free and watch it fly
31 Music Jeff Hemmings talks to Nitin Sawhney Brighton Latest Download Chart
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17 Cover story The Snowman Spectacular 18 Food: Andrew eats at City College 19 Hotlist: the best places to eat out 22 Health and beauty: win luxury products
36 Gay Get a job with Pride and learn about Will’s double Daving
38 Television Dani finds something mesmeric about The Family, plus 7 days of listings
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Project Engineer (Mechanical Design Engineer) East Sussex – £27K Working within a busy product department of a manufacturing company within the oil and gas industry. The candidate will report to the senior design engineer using AutoCAD 2004 to design and develop accessories going into pipelines used for monitoring corrosion, erosion and injecting chemical inhibitors.
Technical Support Engineer East Sussex – £26k–£29k Successful applicant will be based in the oil & gas Contract sales team and will work closely supporting the sales of the oil & gas products in the UK & global markets. Sufficient engineering exposure to understand basic engineering processes, materials and typical manufacturing processes. This role has a wide scope of operation and requires a sound working knowledge of the company's ERP system (EFACS) and the engineering knowledge required for BOM construction and its associated disciplines.
Care Managers – £24K–£28K Assistant Care Managers – £18K–£20K Support Workers – £14K–£16K All in Worthing and Bognor Regis
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Care managers must have at least NVQ 4, current assistant management experience working for adults with learning difficulties, (residents predominantly with epilepsy and autism) to manage the team of 20 under the home manager. Must know the up to date CSI regulations. This is a GOR (Genuine Occupational Requirement) for personal welfare services as per employment law. Support workers need at least NVQ2 in care and experience.
The position available is for a CAD draughtsman reporting to the structural design engineering manager, and liaising with the senior lead draughtsman on a day to day basis. The main purpose of the role will involve playing a key part of the company’s design team. Duties will include technical draughting using the 3D design package Solidworks.
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Production Engineer Newhaven – £27k Working as a member of the manufacturing team to monitor, develop, evaluate and continuously improve manufacturing processes through the application of Lean Manufacturing principles, thereby achieving the company’s performance targets in terms of quality, delivery, cost and safety. Manufacturing areas covered are assembly, powder paint plant, wet paint and internal machining processes.
Opportunity for a manufacturing manager to join a busy team. You will have the opportunity to work in a fast-paced environment and manage the manufacturing operations of the business. This includes satisfying objectives in terms of health and safety, GMP and output, as well as ensuring that standard labour and machine hours are achieved, reporting on weekly KPI's and working closely with other key personnel within the company.
Transformer/Winder/Assembly Operator West Sussex – £13,200–£13,600 per annum All stages of hand assembly of PC boards. Preparation of components for PC board assembly. Hand soldering small components. Trimming leads. Touch up and cleaning boards. Building boards and small components assemblies from print
East Sussex– 13K–£15K Assisting the food and beverage manager and general manager with the running of the bars and conference and banqueting departments. Ensuring that the highest standards and service are provided and that profitability is maximised. Deal with complaints/problems politely and positively and make every effort to resolve them. Maintain operational standards to the highest possible level in respect of service, hygiene, health and safety and ensure that there is minimal wastage. Lead and motivate staff to encourage and obtain maximum commitment and efficient service.
Chef De Partie Brighton £17K–£18K Working in a large, well established fine dining restaurant in central Brighton. Preparing and cooking a wide range of imaginative and innovative cuisine, (Global Fusion) using the finest fresh ingredients. The highest standards of presentation are required.
Inspiring? We’d like to meet you ... Make a difference in a rewarding, permanent role with the UK’s leading charity telephone fundraising agency. Due to the high demand for our award-winning services we are expanding our team. Earn up to £20,748 per annum. Working hours are on a flexible shift-basis, Monday-Sunday, with some weekend and evening work a requirement. No experience required - just an ability to communicate and a passion for the cause. Training and ongoing support will be given. Call Jan on 01273 698697 - we look forward to meeting you. This is not a sales job, and there is no commission involved.
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Digital age Wired Sussex celebrate the best in digital media 2008 with the launch of a new awards ceremony Wired Sussex, the business support agency for the digital media industries based in Brighton, is launching the Digital Media Awards: South (DiMA:S) at a brand new awards ceremony to be held on Thursday 27 November at Brighton’s All Saint’s Church. The awards are a new venture celebrating excellence in the region’s digital sector, rewarding companies in 14 categories, such as Breakthrough Business, Collaboration, Outstanding Digital Design and Freelance with entries (now closed) having been invited from web agencies, games studios, animation and digital TV companies. The awards will be judged by a high-profile panel including: Peter Cowley, managing director of Digital Media, Endemol UK; Mike Nutley, editor-in-chief, New Media Age; Matt Locke, commissioning editor for Education and New Media, Channel 4; Martin Trickey, multiplatform commissioning editor, BBC Vision; Kirk Woolford, senior lecturer in media, University of Sussex; Nick Underhill, senior policy executive for new media, PACT; Phil Jones, managing director, Wired Sussex; Mark Walker, project manager, SCIP; Chair Caraline Brown, founder of multiplatform PR consultancy, Midnight Communications. Additional sector specialists will join the core panel to judge eight awards. More information can be found at www.thedigitalmediaawards.co.uk/judges. Phil Jones, Managing Director, Wired Sussex, said: “To have such a high-status line up for the first ever DiMA:S is a real coup and is testament to the huge talent that we have in the south. Much of the focus of these awards is on collaboration and convergence, which are key to the future of digital, and which Brighton in particular is at the centre of – when pitching for business, for example, many agencies form partnerships with other agencies, thus overcoming size disadvantages. That, I think, makes Brighton the natural home for these awards. The region’s creative spark is a national asset and the DiMA:s will be rewarding the passion and inventive business skills of this very talented digital community.” Chair of the judges, Caraline Brown, adds: “Having set up Midnight as the UK’s first online PR consultancy 13 years ago, it’s been great to experience the region’s digital and creative industry blooming and producing leading national and international businesses first hand. It’s great to raise the profile of our local talent even further by getting them in front of such a high-profile panel. I don’t doubt that the judges are going to be faced with some tough calls.” The DiMA:S are organised by Wired Sussex and very ably supported by the hard work, resources and brains of the good teams at Midnight Communications and Sussex Community Internet Project. DiMA:S takes place Thursday 27 November at Brighton’s All Saint’s Church. For more information call 01273 692888, visit www.thedigitalmediaawards.co.uk/event
Top Media Jobs Flash/Actionscript Programmers – NotOnlyButAlso Ltd We would like to hear from experienced candidates seeking contract or freelance positions who are highly skilled in Flash/Actionscript to work with our professional, friendly team. You will have excellent software development experience with emphasis on user interface development.
Communications Manager – Cactus Language Cactus was founded in 1998 to offer quality language training in the UK and abroad. The company has been highly successful, delivering courses to over 15,000 people annually in 25 languages, in 45 countries and at 150 destinations worldwide. Cactus needs an experienced and motivated communications manager to cover maternity leave.
Web Developer – Public-i Public-i are the leading providers of multi-media solutions, including webcasting, to the public sector. We are looking to appoint a web developer to work as part of our development team
Web Developer – WPM Internet WPM Internet have impeccable credentials for innovative e–commerce development working with a host of leading name clients and are renowned for reputation, great customer service and staff development.
ASP.Net Developer – Northwind Solutions Ltd Northwind Solutions provide high quality web-based solutions for a wide range of clients (ranging from blue-chip to SMEs). We are a small but well established firm. Due to us taking on a number of exciting new projects we have an immediate requirement for an ASP.net developer.
Freelance Project Manager – Cubeworks We're a small but growing team using agile methods to deliver content-managed websites and web applications from our seafront office in Brighton. We’re looking for a talented individual to work with clients such as the NSPCC, Sanyo, Chichester College, Random House Children’s Books and Guinness.
Project Manager/Producer – Jolly Wise Media Jollywise Media provide content and digital marketing solutions for some of the largest entertainment brands in the world. We’re seeking a project manager, passionate about film, with solid understanding of the online space, digital marketing and deadline driven project management specific to the entertainment industry.
Agent Assistant/Office Manager – Agency Rush This is a part-time position with the possibility to extend to full time. Based in the North Laine, we have a small, creative studio and you'll be working alongside two agents providing admin support and keeping us in check.
Are you looking to recruit? Are you looking to expand your digital media business and recruit new staff? Wired Sussex can help. Our jobs board is viewed by over 10,000 digital media hopefuls every month, plus all job posters get to search through our CV database. Interested? Call Luke at Wired Sussex today to find out more: 01273 692 888
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With Tim Richardson Now we are five! On Friday 10 October 2008, Brighton-based art gallery ‘art at five’ celebrated their fifth birthday and to mark the occasion they hosted a private viewing with drinks, canapes and a very special exhibition by their ‘Star Artists’. The exciting new Yvonne Coomber collection features a dazzling range of (exhibiting artist) styles from five highly acclaimed Jem Lawrence artists: Philippe Aird, Yvonne (age3) Coomber, Caia Matheson, Stiliana Alexieva and Paresh Nrshinga. All the artists attended the private view and as a unique gift to customers, all paintings bought on the night received a personal dedication from the artist. For more information about ‘artatfive’ visit www.artatfive.com
On Sunday 19 October 2008, at Digital Club Brighton, The Usual Suspects Salons – located on Church Road Hove – stunned us with a fun hair and fashion spectacle full to the brim with sights, sounds, tastes and the newest trends. The Hair Affair was also raising money for the MacMillan Cancer Support Charity with a total of £1100 raised on the night. Hot models and a selection of saucy socialites prowled the catwalk, there were divine canapes from Chilli Chick, with music from Mr Haywood and DJ Justin King taking the late shift. The designer creations came from a bevy of fashion-house sponsors including Get Cutie, She Said and Curve Couture. Models for the event included Charita Jones, Julie-Anne Gilburt, Lindsay Fergusson, Leah Lewis and Nigerian model of the year 2008, Sandra Omo. Contributing make-up artist was Zena McCarthy.
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IN IT TO WIN IT Heros and Halloween haunts Superhero Movie
Momentum Pictures release the hilarious to watch Superhero Movie in this spoof from the makers of Scary Movie. Leslie Nielsen stars as blockbusters including Spiderman, Batman, X-Men and Fantastic Four are spoofed. To win one of two copies, tell us: In which popular film trilogy did Nielsen star in as Lt. Frank Drebin? A Naked Gun, B Scream, C Back to the Future
Ghost Hunting with Girls Aloud
Albums, an autobiography and touring; it’s all to watch in a day’s work for Girls Aloud. Now, they’re on the hunt for all things that go bump in the night from the makers of Most Haunted in this new DVD. To win one of three copies tell us: Who hosts Most Haunted? A Simon Cowell, B RL Steine, C Yvette Fielding
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X-Men: Series 1. Vol 2 Don’t miss Cyclops, Wolverine and Storm in their latest animated adventure, released on DVD by Liberation Entertainment. Featuring the last six episodes from series one, make sure you complete your X-Men set! To win one of three copies on DVD tell us: Where did X-Men first appear? A Marvel comics, B Live film C TV series
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The Incredible Hulk: Series 1.Vol 2 To coincide with the release of the latest Hulk liveaction DVD, the 1996 animated series is released on DVD for the first time. A must-have for comic aficionados, the series features the voice of Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk, and an appearance of the She-Hulk. To win one of three copies, tell us: Who plays the Hulk in the latest live-action film? A Tobey Maguire, B Edward Norton, C James Marsden
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Swanning around Alison Swann isn’t going to be squealing at a slasher this Halloween
Ripping yarn I’ve never liked horror films. When I say horror, I mean the type that comes under the title ‘slasher’ movie. I just don’t get it. Why go out of your way to watch the many ways someone’s head can be spliced in two by some either physically repellent creature that had it been an animal would’ve been eaten by its own mother (Texas Chain Saw Massacre) or some utterly charming thing who makes the effort to give you a good night out before ‘doing the deed’ (American Psycho)? Or watch the slash, bash and crash of some crazy drugged-up, pseudoreligious madwoman, who locks her daughter in a cupboard because she had the audacity to hit puberty (Carrie).
“I like the idea of Trinny and Susannah rocking up in Texas and saying: ‘Look, the apron, it just isn’t doing you any favours“‘ There’s definitely a looks issue with some people in the murdering business. Maybe if murderers worked on their looks then they
might be slightly more welcome members of society? People might be alright with the murdering if they didn’t have to look at quite such a scary face. I like the idea of Trinny and Susannah rocking up in Texas and saying: “Look, the apron, it just isn’t doing you any favours and as for that chainsaw, it’s just a bit too bloody.” They would have a lot of work to do around this time of year. Imagine if they’d managed to get hold of Jason from Halloween and get him out of that hockey mask. Hell, a whole generation of kids might have slept in their beds without fear of one becoming two by the morning, although they’d have a hell of a lot of work to do with that Freddie Krueger. I realise I am somewhat ‘missing the point here’ and that the whole point is to be scared out of your be-Jesus little mind. Why? The first time it happened to me I was left alone in a darkened room by my so-called best friend to watch the end of Carrie – she had timed her visit to the toilet with deliberate perfection. My 13-year-old brain was just chilling out after the excess of horribleness and getting ready to go to bed. Now, if you are the one person on the planet who hasn’t seen the very end of this film, I won’t give it away (makes a change, me being discrete… blimey). But, I suggest you don’t do it aged thirteen, in the dark, in your pyjamas or you might end up wetting yourself as your friend lies on the floor in the hallway outside, hysterical with laughter, while listening to you scream. I am incredibly stuck up about slasher-type horror films. My head sees them as the junk food of the cinema. If I have to watch a crap film I’d rather watch an action movie than get taken to see how many different colours someone’s entrails have been chopped up and dyed by Doo-la-la Dave, who conveniently has a job as a long distance lorry driver and is always in the right place at the right time – depending on your perspective. If you are the one squealing teen left alone at the side of the highway when he rolls past, then there’s a whole lot of wrong timing going on there. So scary time of year again, scary everything, woooah. Hallow-bloodyween. Well you can keep your Friday the 13th and your Saw. I like my films with a dash of brains – still in Carrie the head.
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latestcrossword Cryptic 167 ACROSS 1 Food made from gorse and rice (9) 8 Medieval comic may be on the hill (4) 9 Sign that's first seen in the Madonna, albeit brief (9) 11 Novice snake - a climber (6) 13 Monarch found in drawing room (5) 15 Trio leaving hospital to get a bit of wood (4) 16 Novelist acclimatised to winter (5) 17 Breathe out to lose circle of vision (5) 18 One department that's proficient (5) 19 Back up to mother animal (4) 20 The French miss being within the law (5) 22 Get a move on and put everyone in the ruined old post office (6) 25 Sluggish result of chewing the garlic (9) 26 Piccadilly chap looks back in pain (4) 27 Prepare his cattle for exercise (9)
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Quick 167 DOWN 2 The castle bird (4) 3 Foreigner said to make payment in writing (6) 4 Eager pest man (5) 5 Nobleman almost ahead of time (4) 6 Fowl under-cooked but fantastic (9) 7 Tribe in which Monsieur Grey is converted to priest (9) 10 Boat makes Cathy disoriented (5) 12 Boston criminal with heart transplant is the wayward type (9) 13 Anarchist creature in uprising (9) 14 Knock beer back like the Queen (5) 17 Takes up seat (5) 19 Bird of mean degeneration (6) 21 Woman buried in quiet Helsinki cemetery (5) 23 Parking in France is a nuisance (4) 24 Record start to debate (4)
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Sandra Omo takes a look at the career of an exceptionally inspiring model
Dani is trying to come to grips with an impending feeling of doom…
Being a model means being courageous and outgoing. I am all that, but that is not all. It also means having the will to fight beyond the point where everything around you says ‘no, it’s over‘. Now you may be wondering what I am talking about here? Well, no model is a success by chance. Even when you happen to be by chance, you still need the will power to maintain that success and use it to your advantage. So, as I look at the lives of many models – whether successful or upcoming – and the obstacles some of us have conquered to get where we are today, I am proud I am a model. There is one story, or shall I say one model’s life, that has reminded me lately that nothing, other than yourself, can stop your dream. That model is Thema Davis. Thema’s story is one I have been longing to tell, and as I finally begin, my heart rejoices because I know that when I am done, you too will be inspired. Thema Davis started out as a model at a very tender age. Being a dancer, actor, gymnast, singer, as well as a model meant she enjoyed the entertainment business and all its benefits. By 2003, Thema had become a model and entertainer with a well-established career by making it to the finals of the Miss Afro Hair and Beauty Awards, and the Storm model agency and Cosmopolitan magazine supermodel search, which led her to move down to London. She also won the Miss East London beauty pageant that gained her a spot in the Miss Great Britain finals, where she won the Best in Swimsuit Award.
“She walked hand-in-hand with the famous in society. Being a model was sweet“ Now this was not all. Thema, also a dancer, received a full scholarship award to study at the prestigious Urdang Academy of Ballet and Performing Arts. Life could not be better for her as that same year she was accepted by the best dance and model agencies in London. This propelled her career to a level of glitz and glamour, as she toured with leading artists as a backing dancer, dined with famous designers like Versace and walked hand-in-hand with the famous in society. Being a model was sweet and she had every right to enjoy it. However, in 2004, Thema’s life and career began to head south with a speed only lightning could overtake as she fell ill and doctors could hardly diagnose what was wrong with her. As usual, everyone, including medics, thought she was anorexic. Do models ever suffer from anything else? It was not until a trip to California that Thema was diagnosed with a rare disease called gastroparesis: a disorder that delays food digestion for days rather than hours. This debilitating chronic illness confined her to a hospital bed for two years. She suffered from chronic pain and vomiting, so that by the end of the first year she weighed only five stone at 5ft 11 tall! She could not eat a thing. At the peak of her illness, she was given up on, and given just six days to live. Boy, can it get more hopeless than this? She says: “These were the worst days of my life. I fell in and out of consciousness as I waited patiently to die.“ But she fought on as her family and dreams, which she had almost achieved prior to the diagnosis, gave her a reason to fight. If she could do it once, then she can do it again – all she needed was life. April 2005 saw Thema begin her recovery journey of being fed back to life by TPN (total parenteral nutrition) through her jugular veins. It has not been an easy journey. Did she make it? If yes, when and how? What is her life and career like today? I present Thema to you next week. 10 latest 7
I don’t really know what to say today. I don’t feel like writing. I feel too tired. Although it’s not the kind of tiredness that can be cured by sleep. I have a constant feeling of fear in my stomach and I would like five minutes without it. I am starting to worry that I am falling slowly backwards downhill again and I don’t know what to do to stop it. Sometimes I worry I will be like this forever. I feel like I have used all the cupboard space up in my head and I can’t fit anything else in. The fear is the part that is the hardest to cope with. Because it is more like dread than fear. There is a difference between the two. Fear is a feeling that can come as quickly as it goes whereas dread builds up slowly and brews in the pit of your stomach. It’s the kind of thing someone who is terrified of flying will feel the second the flight is booked and the feeling stays with you getting stronger as the time goes by. Only with me there is nothing waiting in the wings that I am afraid of. I can’t explain this dread. I feel that if I explained it and distributed out over all the people who read this every week we could each have a little (which would hardly be noticeable) and I could have a day off.
“It is suddenly a lot harder to look forward to your day, it’s suddenly a lot harder to talk” When you first open your eyes in the morning you feel calm and relaxed. Have a little stretch, maybe. But then you start to feel heavy and all of a sudden you feel trapped in your bed by a 10 tonne weight lying on top of you. It is suddenly a lot harder to look forward to your day, it’s suddenly a lot harder to talk. That heavy feeling remains with me throughout each day and only disappears when I go to bed. It’s not fun being me at the moment. All I want is some space in my head and I have no idea where I can get that from. I’m pleased I am a decent liar; chances are I would have terribly offended a few people by now. It’s hard smiling through gritted teeth. I want to spend all the time when I am not at work on my own. It’s silly and it is not something many people understand, but it is a real feeling and it is now attacking me for a second time around. Those of you who have had nervous breakdowns will understand that at points it is hard for you to ever see an end to the constant trapeze happening in your gut. It is not a feeling I would want anyone else to feel. I need to work out what should be done to stop this feeling. But I can’t. I know partly what will solve it, but I can’t fix that. I don’t have the energy. This is a depressing column isn’t it? I am sorry, but I really don’t have anything else to say – this feeling is bigger than anything else happening in my life. And I really do worry that it always will be.
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sponsored by time is right to make it more serious. The move comes with full blessing from youngest daughter Beatrice, four, who was born to ex-wife Heather Mills. Also happy that the removal vans have pulled up is fashion designer and another daughter, Stella, but she has urged her dad not to rush up the aisle too soon.
Baby boom West Sussex resident, actress Billie Piper gave birth to a baby boy last week. The 26-year-old Doctor Who star gave birth at the private Portland Hospital. Present at the birth was husband, actor Laurence Fox, who drove her to the hospital and I’m told celebrated with friends over a pint and was showing off pictures of his son on his mobile phone. Billie’s ex-husband DJ Chris Evans is also expecting a baby with new wife Natasha Shishmanian, due in the New Year.
Keane kings It’s a busy week in Celebville with a top spot for Keane, Nancy moving in and Billie moving on Congratulations to Hastings band Keane who went straight to the top of the album charts last week. The three lads kicked off Kings of Leon with their new offering Perfect Symmetry and judging by front man Tom sporting a rather symmetrical new haircut – it seems to be rubbing off!
Football greats Hunky star of The Bill and Footballers Wives, actor Ben Richards, will be hosting The Snowman Spectacular (see this week's front cover) – Chestnut Tree House’s first fundraising ball this December. I caught up with Ben as he did a quick press morning last week to promote the charity and his involvement. The rendezvous was Duke Street shop, Football Bananas, who have donated some rather groovy prizes – including a signed Pelé football shirt and an original seat from Wembley Stadium signed by Sir Geoff Hurst (scorer from the 1966 World Cup). The lots will be auctioned during The Snowman Spectacular to raise money for the vital work of Chestnut Tree House – the only children’s hospice in Sussex. Book your seats/tables now at www.chestnut-treehouse.org.uk at £75, it is worth it just to stare at the lovely Ben!
Moving in Sir Paul McCartney has moved new love Nancy Shevell into his East Sussex mansion in Peamarsh, near Rye. Sir P has been spending more and more time with the American heiress and has now thought the
Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com
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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column
Brown or white? “Mouldy old dough.” So sang early 70s mother/son, knees-up, gorblimey, novelty rockers, Lieutenant Pigeon. Obviously, when baked, dough (mouldy or otherwise) becomes bread. But what colour would that bread be – (sigh) brown or white? And which colour bread is the best – lovely old white, or not-quite-solovely-but-better-for-your-bowels brown? We asked blah blah blah... Leo Sayer “Brown.”
Luke Pritchard “Mighty white.” Nick Cave “Why didn’t I think of that!?” Patsy Palmer “French sticks.”
Simon Fanshawe “Naturally, I always make my own bread and my particular preference is for whole wheat soda bread – organic of course! At dinner parties I always tell my guests ‘You’ve got a surprise coming for your first course! It’s brown, it’s steaming, and I’ve just made it myself in the kitchen!’ You should see the looks on their faces!!” Steven Berkoff “As a young man I considered myself something of a gourmet and, while travelling the world as a strolling player, sampled the breads of every nation – brioche, chapatti, foccacia, matzo, pumpernickel, pita, roti, zopf – each a culinary marvel. So you can imagine my delight when my agent called one spring morning in 1973 to inform me that I had a casting that very afternoon for the latest of Ridley Scott’s “By ‘eck-Oop North” Hovis
Jordan “Warburton’s Milk Round.”
Cate Blanchett “White.”
Norman Cook “Fatboy Slimcea.”
Nick Cave “It’s brown, alright – leave me alone. There’s never been a question with
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this one, it’s always been brown, ever since I was a nipper. Brown brown brown. No – white.”
And what about granary? Oh man, I’m going to have to have a lie down.”
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• Al Waxman
• Martin Kove
• Harve Junior’s brief flirtation with criminality
• Harve Senior’s status as a worrywart
• The pregnant woman in the opening titles, and the debate she engendered on “Points Of View”
• The man who exposes himself in the opening titles, and the debate he engendered on “Points Of View”
• Ironically cheering the “and John Karlen as Harvey” credit
• Continually saying “Gee Horve!” in imitation of Tyne Daley until told to shut up
• Sidney Clute
• Carl Lumbly
Astral Angi ★Finding truth in the stars★
David Van Day “Last week I claps my old chap between two slices of Mother’s Pride and then knocks on old Mrs. Robertson’s door to give her a fright, you see? But when she opens up her old dog comes out, don’t he, all hungry like, and chases me down the road and I jumps over the wall only to land up to my neck in a big pile of manure. Serves I right.” NEXT WEEK: Would you rather discuss proportional representation with Roy Jenkins, or be chased by Dracula?
Kevin Rowland “Is wholemeal the same as brown?
SPECIAL “CAGNEY AND LACEY” EDITION
advertisements. I considered there was not an actor so well prepared for the role as I and necessarily assumed the part was mine for the taking. My shock and dismay when the role of the eight-year-old pit lad went to another actor can be imagined. I was furious, and – quite losing my senses – attempted to drown poor Ridley in the River Ouse. Since that fateful day I have allowed not a single morsel of bread to pass my distinguished actor’s lips – and consequently must prepare all my sandwiches with Krackawheat. This does make for a somewhat dry and crispy repast, but – unlike other actors who shall remain nameless – I prefer to stick to my principles”.
David Van Day’s joke of the day ‘Ullo there. Here’s another good one what I heard in the tavern last night. It seems this bloke is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he says. “That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Samantha written on it,” she replies. “Don’t be daft,” he explains, “two weeks ago when I went to the races, Samantha was the name of the horse I bet on.” She seems satisfied by this, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he says, “What the hell was that for?” ”Your blooming horse phoned!” You see! There was no horse – it was a woman he’d been havin’ if off with! More mirthsome frolics from David next time
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ARIES (MAR 21–APR 20)
CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 22)
LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22)
CAPRICORN (DEC 21–JAN 19)
With Christmas officially started, now is the time to take care of your body as well as your spirit. Ariens should eat strawberries, tomatoes and nuts and go for vitamins A, B and C.
Calcium is key to Cancer, maybe it’s that brittle shell, anyway, seek it in dairy products. Try layering Kraft cheese slices with Dairylea spread to create a witty, party-stopping dish.
To Libra it’s all things in moderation although you can go mad with honey, but do remember that honey is almost impossible to remove from a velveteen headboard.
Capricorn loves meat, meat and more meat but you really must have your five a day if you are to avoid stomach disorders. Write yourself a mantra, ‘My colon is a temple’ perhaps?
TAURUS (APR 21–MAY 21)
LEO (JULY 23–AUG 22)
SCORPIO (OCT 23–NOV 21)
AQUARIUS (JAN 20–FEB 19)
Taurus has a tendency to bloating and water retention. Look for foods containing copper and sodium, raspberries, elder berries and spring onions or suck your loose change..
It would appear that Leo and legumes are almost synonymous. Passionate Leo needs lots of magnesium which appears to be in quite a lot of stuff, so chill out and eat what you like.
Scorpio should eat lean stewed beef and add some stinging nettles to the brew for that extra something. No surprise there then, another sting in the tail.It’s all about bile!
Chocolate, peanuts, honey, lemons and soya beans, almost a recipe for a good pud then, and why not? After all, good old Aquarius will be the life and soul if kept well fed.
GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21)
VIRGO (AUG 23–SEP 22)
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 20)
PISCES (FEB 20–MAR 20)
Nervous old Gemini needs to think celery and avoid coffee and tea. Imagine how good all that celery is going to make you feel, and no caffeine to dull the aching jaw.
Iron and potassium will keep a Virgo happy. Fill your boots with liver, beets, marrows and pomegranates. No it doesn’t sound nice, treat yourself to a burger and suck a nail.
Sagittarius needs silicon and calcium chloride to recreate. Yeuk, I wish I hadn’t said that, what a thought. Mint , parsley and celery will help but I suggest we leave them be.
Iodine for Pisces is essential and comes in seafood in abundance. Ask Roy at Bardsleys for an Assiette de Fruits de Mer and he will bring you a huge one and show you his cod piece.
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Still searching Nick Aldwinckle talks to Katie Melua about the Kooks, worldwide politics and why she’s searching for a new musical direction It’s been five years since Katie Melua first burst into the public consciousness with her breakthrough hit ‘The Closest Thing To Crazy’ and the multi-platinum selling album it featured on, Call Off The Search. Those five years have seen the Georgia born, Belfast/London bred singer-songwriter become Europe’s biggest selling female artist worldwide, with her first three albums selling more than ten million copies combined. She also gained her first UK number one single last year with her posthumous duet with Eva Cassidy, ‘What A Wonderful World,’ and after a year of touring, shows no sign of slowing down. Katie plays the Brighton Centre on 11 November to promote her forthcoming career retrospective, The Katie Melua Collection. You’re in South Africa at the moment. The country’s president, Thabo Mbeki has just resigned due to a corruption scandal. What’s the mood like there? To be honest, the news being particularly relevant to people in that sphere of life, doesn’t affect me so much. As we’re touring, we don’t really get to be exposed to the effects of what’s been happening.
“It will be like we’ve all died and gone to heaven if Obama wins and if he doesn’t, I’ll think I’ll go and kill myself” You’re signed to legendary Steeleye Span/Elkie Brooks/The Wombles(!) songwriter Mike Batt’s label, Dramatico. How is it working with him? He’s been amazing. Our relationship has changed so much. Because we’ve been working so closely together for so long, we’re really comfortable with each other. I think that was part of the reason why between us we decided that after this album, we’re going to creatively go our separate ways. Perhaps it’s become too comfortable and safe and I need to be challenged, aiming for something different. I haven’t really got a proper idea myself of where I want to head musically. I’m still working on this current record and touring it and I won’t even start properly thinking about the next album for another six months at least, as I’m touring for that long. I’ve got no idea of whom I might be working with. You were in a relationship with Luke Pritchard from The Kooks. Are you still in touch? We’re in touch on and off. I haven’t seen him for bloody ages actually. Occasionally, we bump into each other but not that often.
Being Georgian, with family out there, how has the recent Russian invasion affected you? I’ve been really worried about my family, but they’re ok. My mum and my brother are back now but most of my family are still out there. The situation is that life is totally fine. It’s just politically a bit scary. Imagine another country coming along and just claiming a third of Britain as their own. It’s a real visual catastrophe in your head. Thank god though – it could have been much worse but you have to be grateful for that. What do you make of the American presidential election? It would be so amazing if Obama got in, but I don’t want to get my hopes up because I’d be so devastated if he didn’t. I reckon McCain’s going to win. It will be like we’ve all died and gone to heaven if Obama wins and if he doesn’t, I think I’ll go and kill myself. I’ll definitely be staying up and watching that election. Do you like touring? I love touring, but you try not to do it for more than two months or so at a time or else you go crazy. It’s good because when you do go home, you’re intimately attached to it. It takes a week or two to get back into the flow of things and get back into normal life. Do you mind having an older fanbase? Not really. It’s cool to have anyone listening to my music, really. It’s weird, actually. The UK is quite an old fanbase, but other countries, we have a lot younger fans, like teenagers, which is odd. It’s just nice to have the diversity. I wouldn’t try and deliberately appeal to a younger audience, as then you’re just trying to chase an audience and it’s not how it should be. I just play the music that I like. If the older people like my music, then that’s cool! You’ve done some wacky things – raced around Silverstone, flown a plane, you hold the world record for the world’s deepest underwater concert in an oil rig – any other mad plans? At the moment, no, although I did a gig recently at the bottom of a mine in Norway, which was pretty wicked! Not at the moment – we’re touring through ‘til next year so we have nothing else planned except for me to go off, live a little and chill out.
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Health bosses warned that 13,000 children and young people in Brighton and Hove are at risk of catching measles.There have been nine cases so far this year, after none for many years. Thousands are not vaccinated because of false scares about MMR vaccinations. Cyclists from Brighton will set off across Africa on Friday (31 October) to raise money for Maternity Worldwide. The expedition from Ethiopian capital Addis Ababa to the charity's largest project in the Gimbie region will cover 450km in 12 days and help fund safe births in Ethiopia for just £15 a time. One in seven Ethiopian women die in pregnancy or childbirth.
Work begins Work began on Brighton’s i360 viewing tower – the tourist attraction from the architects behind the London Eye. Steel ‘cans’ are being manufactured in Holland to be used to make the Brighton Tower, which will be built on the site of the West Pier. But Marks Barfield Architects has announced that construction actually on site will not start until next year. David Marks said: “We are delighted that work has started. It is taking us a little longer than anticipated to start on site which is being put back to next year and we expect to open in 2011. We remain 100 percent committed to the project.”
In Holland, 660 tonnes of steel plate is being rolled to form the 158metre high core of the tower. the tower will be made of 17 steel ‘cans’, the heaviest of which will be 57 tonnes. Ted Kemble, Brighton and Hove City Council cabinet member for major projects, said: “This is a good display of confidence in the future of the i360 itself and Brighton and Hove as a destination. The news should give a lift to the city and regional economy.” Glynn Jones, chairman of the West Pier Trust, said: “The trust continues to be very excited by the project.”
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Douglas Alexander, Secretary of State for International Development, visited Brighton-based charity the International HIV/Aids Alliance last week. Mr Alexander discussed with the Alliance how joint HIV and TB work is improving services in some of the world's poorest countries.
Emerald city Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on being a biosphere city I have often heard cities described as concrete jungles. We want to demolish that image at this week's Brighton and Hove sustainability conference. We will be talking about how we might turn our city into the UK’s first urban biosphere. This means thinking about how we can create a greener city by growing green spaces alongside education, housing, transportation and business developments. For me, the big question is how might being a ‘biosphere city’ affect the day-to-day lives of people living in and visiting Brighton and Hove? How do we take grass roots ideas and nurture them into emerging policy proposals? My vision is for sustainability to be entwined with the development of our city. This means we must work with all our partners to create green open spaces and corridors, grow local food, provide sustainable homes and transport, and encourage healthier lifestyles. We all must look at our own environmental impact and how we can reduce our carbon footprint. As economic gloom and doom fills the newspapers, some commentators having been saying we can no longer afford to choose environmentally-friendly options. However, these people forget that often the best way to cut carbon is also the best way to cut costs. Although ‘saving the planet doesn’t have to cost the
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earth’ is an oft-quoted mantra, I think it's one that is worth remembering in these tough economic times. The council is already doing a lot to cut carbon at the same time as its costs through its Carbon Management Programme. We have set ourselves the ambitious
Dormice in Brighton Dormice were discovered in Brighton and Hove for the first time on record. A volunteer from the Friends of Waterhall, who help to look after the valley and downland, found three doormice while cleaning out nesting boxes in the area. Brighton and Hove City Council ecologist Matthew Thomas said there are no records of the endangered animals being seen in the city. He said: It’s not clear how they got here. They don’t travel very far. We’ll be surveying the area in future and keeping and eye out for evidence of a colony developing.” The animals, the weight of two £2 coins, spend most of their time in trees and are only awake a quarter of the time.
target of cutting our emissions by 20 per cent by 2012. We are well on our way to meeting this target because we’ve been working hard to make ourselves more energy efficient – and therefore saving taxpayers’ money as well. If we are going to reach our goal of being an urban biosphere we are going to have to embrace new ideas and new thinking for our city. A grass roof in Hogs Edge, Bevendean
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LATESTNEWS Phil Mills reports on the loss of vital Sussex officers and how one couple are keeping up their Christmas tradition
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Sussex Police have lost 120 officers at a cost of £47 million in the past two years as a result of shift pattern changes that have left officers “wiped out”.That’s the finding of new research by the Sussex branch of the Police Federation which blames lack of funding by the Government to pay for sufficient numbers of officers to police the local night-time economy. It means existing officers having to work longer hours through the night, disrupting their family and social lives and leaving many physically and mentally exhausted. Some are returning to work after a three-day rest break still feeling “shattered”. The problem is so serious that Chief Constable Martin Richards has given his backing to the Federation branch conducting a major review of shift patterns to try and find solutions. The branch has also joined a national Federation campaign to impress on the Government the need for extra funding when new burdens are placed on the police service by new legislation.
“The problem has come to a head with the introduction of late-night drinking” The problem has come to a head with the introduction of latenight drinking which has resulted in thousands more people flocking to entertainment centres like Brighton and Hove and not returning home until morning. Shift pattern changes brought in to police the late-night economy, together with no increase in the number of officers, has placed extra load and strain. Brian Stockham, federation branch chairman, said 120 officers have left the force as a result and exit interviews have shown shift patterns were the major reason for their departure. He said: “The average length of service for those 120 officers was 9.2 years and to train someone to that level of experience costs £392,000. “That means it will cost £47 million to recruit and train officers to bridge that experience gap. The people of Sussex will be paying for that for a very long time.”
More than 70 per cent of those who have left Sussex have joined the Metropolitan Police where they can earn an extra £6,000 a year and enjoy free transport to and from the capital. Mr Stockham agreed more money in London had Brian been a factor, but the shift pattern was the main Stockham reason for their departure. He said: “The Metropolitan Police are aware of this and are saying to potential new recruits from Sussex: ‘name what shift you would like to work and where in London you want to work’.” Mr Stockham said he was aware of financial restraints the Government now faced due to the credit crunch and he forecasts belt-tightening in all public services. He said he did not expect the Government to respond to the Sussex problem by spending more money. Instead, the branch has launched a study of shift patterns to find a more equitable and acceptable system. He said: “The force has acknowledged our concerns and the Chief Constable has given permission for us to take a fresh look at those patterns.”
Beaming bright Electricity prices are soaring but a couple who light up their home every Christmas are planning an even bigger display this year. Michael and Tracey Page have raised more than £2,000 for charity through donations from visitors to their Santa’s grotto outside their home in Southwick Street, Southwick. They usually have 5,000 lights on show – tripling their normal power bill – but this year there’ll be an extra 1,000. Mrs Page, 41, said: “It’ll be the biggest show to date and although our electricity costs will be a lot higher we don’t mind – we want to raise as much money as possible for the children’s ward at Worthing Hospital.”
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Latest Sport Round ups and rumblings from the Latest Sports Bunker
Who’s the daddy? Latest Sport’s Joe Curtin welcomes the return of managers who can get results… In recent years, after England fans have witnessed dire performance after dire performance, from the end of Ericsson’s reign to the debacle of McClaren’s tenure, the importance of the manager has been questioned. ‘How hard is it to get world-class players to perform to best of their abilities? Just pick the best 11 and a formation that suits them’. This has been the mantra of many an England fan. This season has shown that the importance of the manager cannot be overplayed. The players are the ones who do it on the pitch, of course. For example, Benítez has added to the areas in which his Liverpool were lacking. Now they’ve had the best start in years and are finally looking like contenders to the throne. This is to do with a good manager with good players and the beneficial nexus of the two. The slightly bizarre antics of this early season have shown that good managers, when left alone from non-footballing matters, do the job they’re paid to do well or not. It’s hard to tell lately what is what. They, as real footballing people, do a real footballing job. A job that is harder than it looks to pundits, armchair and studio alike.
Cost cutting tips Alison’s been getting more messages about her column, this time ‘Back to Basics’, in which she wrote about how she’s getting more environmentally-friendly to cope with the credit crunch. Meanwhile, another reader commented online at www.thelatest.co.uk/7 about ‘Turn Back Time’, in which Alison wrote of her memories of coming down to Brighton as a child with her grandad, who looked like Pinkie from Brighton Rock. Going back to basics, I was just wondering were you can get those cheap train tickets to London from?! Anna Holecz Alison replies: You just go to www.thetrainline.com and get searching. You usually need at least 48 hours to book the tickets, but there are some real bargains to be had booking that way. Remember to look for the two singles option and if you are traveling across London to get to another destination in the country you can save loads by booking a ticket from Brighton to London then London to where you are going. Means you end up with a purse/wallet full of tickets, but it’s worth the hassle for the money you will save. Also check out the new star of Channel Five’s It Pays to Watch Martin Lewis, who also has a great website www.moneysavingexpert.com Sign up for email alerts and get some amazing deals like the £1 a night offers at top London hotels. Turn Back Time – so true, I remember coming down to Brighton when I was a kid. Really happy memories of going on the old arcades by the pier, then having fish and chips before driving home. I’m sure there must be loads of people who decided to come here as adults because they had such a good time as kids. Gary Beverley
Having a laugh Magners Paramount Comedy Festival performer Chris Cox was over the moon with Victoria Nangle’s interview with him on her comedy page. Just read your article, it’s so very very flattering and damn well lovely. I’ve just sent it to my mum and I know she’ll be dead chuffed. Thanks heaps... you rock! Chris Cox
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“Arsenal continue to play gorgeous football with a team that wouldn’t be served beer on a US tour“ At the top of the table, Luiz Felipe Scolari has transformed the unremitting steamroller that was Chelsea into pretty-pretty boys. Arsenal continue to play gorgeous football with a team that wouldn’t be served beer on a US tour. And as for Hull City… What Phil Brown has done already, in the modern game, is nothing short of incredible. He wants to be England manager one day; he’s a young boss and who’s to say. He’s going the right way about it. Alex Ferguson has, after a bad start, again faced criticism that he’s lost it; that he’s too old. That Carlos Queiroz was central to United and now he’s gone to manage Portugal, Ferguson will struggle. Man United are now on fire and once again we realise you never write Fergie off. History has told us repeatedly that you don’t. It’s going to be a fascinating season. Fabio Capello, with the same pool of players, has enabled a team (I use that word deliberately) not too different from that of his predecessors. Since the relatively successful Ericsson’s ‘Munich Ball’ was found out and we struggled, and then had the FA’s ‘impartial choice’ Steve ‘Umbrella Boy’ McClaren in charge, Capello has restored pride to England and he may give some realisation to this ‘Golden Era’. At the bottom end of the Premiership things are a bit odd. Two of the biggest clubs in the country are in dire trouble. Tottenham have had their worst start since the Titanic went down. (Ominously, Spurs lost to Stoke: Edward Smith, who captained the Titanic as it went down, was born in Stoke.) Now they’ve had their worst start in their 100-year league history. Although it is good to see Levy stand by Ramos, he is more than culpable in this situation. Spurs made such a fiasco of their pre-season sales – especially of Berbatov. They procrastinated before finally capitulating to Man United for a lesser market price. And letting go of Keane and Defoe without any cover is the reason for their predicament. Tottenham Hotspur FC had been steadily building for years and looked like they were going somewhere but they have fallen at the next hurdle. Levy is more to blame than anyone. • So Lewis Hamilton reckons he has God on his side. After the way his opponents have spoken of him and the FIA has treated him let’s hope so. His swashbuckling racing has made F1 thrilling to watch again. Let’s hope that with one race to go in Brazil, that regardless of the Big Man, he drives with the maturity only he can control and wins the title he deserves.
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Walking in the air Celebrate Christmas in spectacular ‘Snowman‘ style and raise money for Chestnut Tree House Chestnut Tree House – the only children’s hospice in Sussex – this year celebrates its fifth birthday. To mark the occasion the hospice will host its first ever fundraising ball in Brighton, 'The Snowman Spectacular' in association with friend and supporter, Raymond Briggs. ‘The Snowman Spectacular’ will be held on Friday 5 December at the Hilton Brighton Metropole and will be hosted by Ben Richards, star of The Bill. Guests will be surrounded by a stunning Christmas tree forest and enjoy a sumptuous three-course meal in a beautiful winter wonderland, before being offered the opportunity to bid for some amazing lots in the charity auction. Dazzling entertainment will include a fantastic five-star cabaret show featuring artists from the sell-out Variety Nightly show at the prestigious Roundhouse in Camden, which will include stunning aerial trapeze and circus artists. This rollercoaster night of non-stop fun and breathtaking variety entertainment will be topped off by a performance from one of the country's leading swing bands, Fat 45 – a blistering eleven-piece, jump jive band.
“The Snowman Spectacular‘ will be a great way to entertain clients, reward staff or get friends together to celebrate Christmas in style” Definitely a night you won’t forget. ‘The Snowman Spectacular‘ will be a great way to entertain clients, reward staff or simply to get a few friends together to celebrate Christmas in style – as well as helping raise vital funds for Chestnut Tree House, the children’s hospice for Sussex. To pay for one family’s entire care needs can cost £9,212. This provides direct care for a life-limited child, but it also covers so much more. It gives parents a break from the exhausting task of caring for a sick child 24 hours a day and gives brothers and sisters the opportunity to have a little quality time of their own with their parents. Chestnut Tree House is the only children's hospice in Sussex and cares for children and young adults from 0–19 years of age with progressive life-limiting and life-threatening illnesses from all over the
county. The hospice provides a 'home from home' environment with 10 children's bedrooms plus eight family rooms, a wet and dry play area, computer and music rooms, a multisensory room and hydrotherapy pool. The house is set in beautiful gardens within an area of outstanding natural beauty. Chestnut Tree House offers support for the whole family including psychological support, care in bereavement therapy, end of life and respite care and sibling support. The hospice costs approximately £2 million per year to run. Families are not charged for their care and the hospice receives hardly any government funding, so it relies almost entirely on the generosity, help and support of the people of Sussex. To find out more about the work of the charity please go to www.chestnut-tree-house.org.uk. Tickets cost from £85 per person or £750 for a table of 10. To book call 01903 871817 or go to www.thesnowmanspectacular.org.uk
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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD&DRINK
Cookery class Andrew Kay finds quality food from the classroom at The Gallery Restaurant at Brighton’s City College The food in the canteen at Chelsea School of Art was basic, but robust. Shepherd’s pies, chips, toast, that sort of stuff. But never exotic, in four years I don't remember even one curry. Down the road from Chateau l'Atest, things could not be more different. City College Brighton and Hove – what we all once knew as the Tech – is now branded and has a first-rate catering and hotel department. I have had some excellent food both there and cooked by the students there. It was a week after the 2008 Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival and I was meeting up with Chair Roger Marlowe for a spot of lunch and a chat and the dining room at City College seemed like a good idea. Roger is as passionate about food as I am and a great champion of Brighton – in almost every sense. We were meeting the head of the department, Leroy Clarke, for food and a chat about the state of the culinary arts.
“Expertly balanced flavours, the merest hint of smoky tea, so the salmon had a voice of its own” I made my way in, past the hoards of gumchewing smokers and one irate mother whose threat to a boy intent on bedding her daughter is not printable here. Inside things were calmer and very soon we were in The Gallery Restaurant. The restaurant is a training ground, run on strictly professional lines, with paying customers. It's a quiet monochrome space with a proper bar and smart waiters-intraining at every turn. I remember well my first day as a waiter and trying to master the art of silver service, it’s not easy. These kids – and they are on the whole youngsters – made my early efforts look pretty pitiful. The menu is set at £9.50 for three courses and £7.50 for two, a bargain by any measure. It’s only when the food arrives that you see just how much of a bargain this is. It was a warm day, so I was very drawn to a prawn and white crabmeat salad with mango and chilli salsa. But I felt it was not that great a test of the kitchen, so I went for cocka-leekie soup, which I love. It was brilliant, deeply flavoured, crystal clear and packed with meat and sweetening prunes. Roger agreed, Leroy made light work of the salad, which looked delicious. For my main course I chose a fillet of salmon, lightly smoked with jasmine and green tea, and served on a bed of wilted little gem. Again delicious, with expertly balanced flavours – the merest hint of smoky tea – so the salmon still had a voice of its own. Roger chose stuffed shoulder of lamb and raved about it: ‘‘It’s as good as any restaurant I have eaten in,’’ he declared and I didn’t doubt his sincerity. 18 latest 7
Leroy chose a paupiette of plaice with a leek confit and sauce dugléré. Refined cooking is required for such a dish, but once again the students pulled it off. The vegetable side dishes were on the whole excellent. I loved a puree of carrots wrapped in leeks and some excellent green beans. Sadly the mashed potato didn’t match up, the flavour of garlic was too raw and the texture had gone sticky, the glutens having broken down too far. A small criticism, really, as everything else was near perfect. Leroy finished with a very sensible fruit salad, Roger availed himself of the cheeseboard, which was too generous if anything. I chose an almond and raspberry tart, which was very nice indeed. Over coffee we chatted about the course at City College and the excellent standards that they achieve. I have personally eaten the students’ food on many occasions and have never been disappointed. There should be a queue around the block of the Pelham Tower every lunchtime and a waiting list for their special evening events. Over the years they have produced an amazing number of chefs, maitre d’s and sommeliers. Ben McKellar, famed chef of the Gingerman brand, trained here and has gone on to achieve great things, not only as a chef, but also as a businessman. The college’s hotel and hospitality training is well respected too. The Gallery Restaurant, City College Brighton and Hove, Pelham Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 4FA. Call 01273 667711 for reservations. For courses look at their website www.ccb.ac.uk
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There are also a selection of superb French desserts on offer such as Raspberry Millefeuille and Crème Brulée. Whether enjoying our south facing sun terrace with the 2 course Express lunch menu, Tuesday-Saturday, 12-5pm at £11.95 or relaxing on a Sunday with our delicious French Sunday roast….. this is true entente cordiale. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk, info@legliserestaurant.co.uk
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RESTAURANTS BRITISH AND MODERN EUROPEAN Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Totally traditional and family-run with all your favourites, but also an excellent blackboard of daily fish specials. They’re open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday and it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and good seasonal seafood. Fish can be fried, grilled or poached, plus there are vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, 01273 681256
restaurant scene. Situated in the famous One Paston Place site, Sam’s offers a more relaxed dining experience. The dishes served are classic yet creative, with a focus on seasonal ingredients. Examples are natural smoked haddock and salmon fish pie with a free-range poached egg or chargrilled Scotch rib-eye steak with proper chips, plum tomato and house butter. 1 Paston Place, Brighton, 01273 676222 www.samsofbrighton.co.uk
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Friendly restaurant bar in the city centre serving an excellent range of hearty homecooked food, separate evening and lunch menus and always a selection of roasts on Sunday. Great mussels, steaks, soups and a good wine list. In the winter, a central open fire roars. In summer, people soak up the late sun on the pretty terrace. The warm atmosphere and good value pricing make this a popular local haunt. 59 Middle Street, Brighton, 01273 719000 www.coachhousebrighton.com
Nestled between the two piers, Santiago Restaurant offers quality food and friendly service in this fantastic location on Brighton beach. Occupying former fisherman’s arches and boasting three of the historic, original arched windows, the first floor indoor restaurant gives a cosy and intimate dining experience. Now serving an exciting new menu of modern European dishes with a Hispanic influence and delicious homemade desserts. On sunny days, enjoy watching the world go by while dining on their sun terrace overlooking the beach, or in the evening come and relax in the indoor restaurant where every table has a sea view. 143-144 Kings Road Arches, Brighton Beach 01273 710031 www.santiagorestaurant.biz
The Gallery Restaurant Why not appreciate for yourself the brand new restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s lanes specialising in modern British food all within in a relaxed fine dining environment. All the food is sourced locally, (where possible) homemade and designed for the seasons by our a la carte head chef who has lead at the Dorchester in London, amongst other leading London restaurants. The restaurant boasts a friendly yet casual environment that offers that little bit more all at very reasonable prices. 28 East Street, Brighton. 01273 773327 www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk
Sevendials Restaurant A smart restaurant in so many ways, excellent food and a sensible variety of menus in chic surroundings. Chef Sam runs a team of food-lovers who deliver time after time, from a simple lunch to a full à la carte dinner. Cooking reflects the seasons rather than fashion and quality is paramount, with great locally caught fish, game in season and desserts that are a delight, plus a wine list full of treats without being expensive. Make the most of the terrace when the weather is warm or the private dining room for a treat. 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton, 01273 885555, www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk
Sam’s of Brighton A brand new restaurant on the Kemp Town
CHINESE Gars Restaurant Stunningly refurbished, this old Brighton favourite has attained a new lease of life. An exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar before rising to the upper dining room and enjoy the glamour of it all. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321 www.gars.co.uk
FRENCH The Arrogant Frog Not as expensive as you might think! A tempting à la carte and Xpress lunch is available all week. A ‘Plat du Jour’, at £9.45 including a drink, is the perfect way to treat yourself without breaking the bank. Relaxed al-fresco dining is available in the garden; a sunny afternoon could not be better spent. Enjoy the ‘Early Frog’ from 6-
7pm; a three-course meal at £13.95 is really the best value for your money! The true character of this delightful restaurant comes hopping to life in the evenings, and the mouthwatering menu is a comprehensive choice of the finest French cuisine. Children and families always welcome. 119 Church Road, Hove, 01273 721488, www.thearrogantfrog.com
Cocoa Cocoa is the cheeky new French patisserie found just down from Brighton train station on Queen’s Road. “A slice of Paris in the heart of Brighton”. All cakes, pastries, tartines and baguettes are lovingly prepared each morning on the premises by French gourmet pastry chef Julien Plumart. Front of the house is run by Jana Solfronk serving coffee, cinnamon hot chocolate or homemade lime ice tea, amongst other beverages. Intimate seating overlooking a mural of the roofs of Paris sets an atmosphere both relaxing and bohemian. For breakfast, lunch or an afternoon “tete a tete”, Cocoa is the choice for discerning Brightonians. As commented by a recent French visitor: ”Cocoa make the best croissant in Brighton, by far better than any I found in Paris.” 48 Queen’s Road, Brighton. 01273 777412
New Steine Bistro Cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions, creating the perfect setting for the appreciation of traditional home-made French cuisine either with friends or for a romantic night out. A hidden gem in the heart of Kemp Town, and very reasonable too! Daily evening menu at two courses £10.50, three courses £12.50 on weekdays; and two courses £14.50, three courses £16.50 on Friday and Saturday (ONLY LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE DAILY). À la carte menu Tuesday to Saturday 6-10pm for last orders. 10-11 New Steine, Brighton, 01273 681546 or 695415
L’Église L’Église is a traditional French restaurant in Hove offering classic cuisine prepared for contemporary tastes. Offering a fantastic À la Carte menu Tuesday to Sunday together with daily specials like Saucisses de Toulouse, Boeuf Bourguignon and Côte de Bœuf for two. Locally sourced produce include freshly caught fish of the day and an extensive anglo-french farmhouse cheeseboard.
“The food of India, not just Indian food.” New on the scene in Lewes and unlike other Indian restaurants, Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes: bhindi kadhi, pista chicken, lamb rajasthani, and many more, and for its distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. There is also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. They have a buffet available 11am-3pm Mon-Sat, alongside a ‘light bites’ menu. It’s definitely a hot favourite with the people of Lewes! Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is a family run Indian bistro in the famous old lanes serving stunning food. Fronted by Brighton chef Alun Sperring, who has recently returned from Jumeirah in Dubai and has spent the last twenty years learning his trade around the world. The restaurant has a relaxed and informal feel, with an emphasis on authentic Indian and Nepalese dishes using local and organic produce. The daytime menu offers Indian street food, Thalis and Masala Dosa, a selection of beautiful loose teas and cakes and sweetmeats. Dinner is a more refined affair. Feast on a Spiced Tandoor Baked Shoulder of Lamb, Moilly Seafood Pot or Duck Egg Masala to name a few. Paired with a carefully chosen selection of Belgian and micro brewery beers to include original India pale ale. 42 Meeting House Lane, 01273 323824 www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk
ITALIAN Donatello The flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish and spotless surroundings. It is popular with locals in the week but at the weekend it draws an audience from London. There are brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Fat Leo Supposedly the budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hardpressed to see why. Once again, quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, Fat Leo has trendy interiors, including the toilets, and a menu which is utterly affordable with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, any three courses £7.95. 16-17 Market Street, Brighton, 01273 325135
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LATESTHOTLIST SRI LANKAN Moonstone Sri Lankan Restaurant Moonstone is a family run restaurant brimming with authenticity and originality. From the decorations to the menu everything about it radiates true Sri Lankan style. This gem of a restaurant is the perfect place for a relaxing and enjoyable meal for all the family. Sri Lankan curries are tasty but not necessarily hot! They are distinguished by being light, delicately spicy with an abundance of herbs and a dash of fresh coconut – tantalising to the palette and light to digest. Two courses £9.99 – Sunday to Thursday. They also cater for functions and private parties. 208 Church Road, Hove. 01273 202151 www.moonstonesrilankanrestaurant.co.uk
THAI Chokdee A premium takeaway and informal eaterie next to Hove Station where you can enjoy real Thai cooking. Chokdee serves a variety of popular Thai dishes, including tom yum soup, pad thai (stir-fried noodles) favourite red and green curries and a range of freshly stir-fried dishes, with vegetarian options. There’s a selection of home-made starters priced from £3.95. A plate of mixed starters is good value at £8.95 and includes chicken satay, Thai fishcakes, mini spring rolls and mee krob noodles. Main courses include a good selection of vegetarian, duck and seafood dishes, and are made to each individual
order using authentic Thai ingredients such as holy basil, kaffir lime leaves and galangal, coconut milk and chillis. Chokdee is licensed, with wines, saké and Thai beers. Open Monday to Saturday, for lunch and in the evening. 98 Goldstone Villas, Hove 01273 720370 www.chokdeethai.co.uk
Sabai The Thai word ‘sabai’ means comfortable, relaxed and chilled – precisely the way you’ll feel when you dine or have a drink with us. Filled with stylish, genuine Thai furnishings, Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. Browse our extensive menu of unique Sabai dishes, while sampling a cocktail or a bottle of wine from our comprehensive wine list. Try our gastronomic Thai food made with fresh, authentic ingredients – many of which are grown by the family of the restaurant’s owners back in Thailand. Come and enjoy – or as they say in Thailand: “Sanuk”! 165-169 Princes House, Princes Place North St, Brighton, 01273 773030 www.sabai.uk.com, bookings@sabai.uk.com
too with bass and pomfret and a great sliced beef salad. 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk
COFFEE SHOPS Spinelli Coffee Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with greattasting, high-quality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries. A place where customers are attended to by a dedicated team of the very best baristas, whose driving motivation is to provide the ultimate ‘coffee experience’. Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views. Everyone can find a place to sit and sip, get wrapped up in a good book, take advantage of the free Wi-Fi or just relax. Spinelli Coffee is located in the heart of Kemp Town Village, just off the corner of St George’s Road and College Road. Mon-Fri 8am-6pm, Sat 8:30am-6pm, Sun 9am-5pm. Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819
Sawadee The Thai restaurant that people love for parties and celebrations because they always give the best of times. And why not, as this well-priced restaurant pleases repeatedly with dishes we have all grown to love, and new ones too. We were impressed by the use of authentic ingredients, such as pea aubergines where others use peas. Lots of fish dishes
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Moksha Caffe Brighton Moksha is Brighton’s ultimate independent café, with their own blend of locally roasted coffee made by highly trained baristas. They have an excellent range of homemade cakes and sandwiches all made on site with favourites like battenburg, quiches and gluten-free options like pistachio and orange biscotti. Moksha is not your usual high street coffee shop with its spacious interior and the works of local artists. They are child friendly, have disabled access and free WIFI. Now open late Thur/Fri/Sat offering free aperitivos with any bottle of wine and 2-4-1 cocktails from 5–7pm. Located opposite St Peters Church and only a stones’ throw away from Brighton Station. Moksha Caffe, 4-5 York Place, Brighton, 01273 248890, www.mokshacaffe.com
BARS Koba Bar and Club Koba hosts a happy hour in the front bar between 5-7pm all week. With three bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologists, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has been nominated in the top ten bars/clubs in the UK by The Independent. Good beers, a sensible wine list, and of course, champagne for special occasions (or just for the love of it). The perfect venue for a private party or an atmospheric night out. To book your private party, reserve your guestlist or to run through some ideas please contact: Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, 01273 720059, www.kobauk.com
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Under review Here’s our round up of recent local shows, plus there’s oodles of reviews online at www.thelatest.co.uk Moody Blues The legends that are the Moody Blues played to a packed audience at the Brighton Centre. With over 40 years of performing their huge catalogue of music we were in the presence of classic rock gods. Some new tracks were nicely worked into their set, but it was the numbers like 'Nights in White Satin' that made the hairs stand out on the back of your neck. They rightfully deserve their place in rock history. An unforgettable performance. Brighton Centre, 11 October ✌✌✌✌✌
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Stephen Stills In footballing terms Stephen Stills played a blinding first half then was all over the park in the second. As a part of one of the most harmonious, intelligent bands to come out of Sixties America – CSNY – his opening acoustic set was magisterial. That his husky, almost-shot vocals could transport you seamlessly to times (Woodstock/Monterrey) long gone says much for a man of 68. And
when backed by his band for Suite Judy Blue Eyes he hit the upper register convincingly. It was the electric set which disappointed; the band just looked tired – third rate – and though Stills is ranked 28 in the Rolling Stone top 100 guitarists, the indulgent licks weren’t what we were here to see: For What It’s Worth. Brighton Centre, 10 October ✌✌✌
HOT REVIEW OF THE WEEK Brighton Comedy Fringe Launch: With Robin Ince And Friends Greeted with a shot of Tuaca, the sense of anarchy and mischief was there from the start as Robin Ince ushered all of his guests on stage and led us in a toast to the Brighton Comedy Fringe’s launch. Combining the character talents of Jo Neary – very funny in this intimate setting – with sketch show madness and hilarity from Pappy’s Fun Club fresh from their TV debut with Comedy Lab, and comedy accordianist Martin White – randomly funny – this certainly was variety. Add the matured and passionate rantings of a sleep-deprived veteran like Robin Ince and we had a show encompassing the uniqueness of the Fringe. Fab. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 16 October ✌✌✌✌✌
Best Of The Fest It was a large room filled with comedy fans, but for the most part we received average performances from very good acts. Well worth a Saturday night, the first section of Jon Richardson, David O'Doherty and compere Jason Byrnes seemed subdued – although well worth their salt. The second act of Ed Byrnes, a more energetic and engaging Jason Byrnes and the fantastic spoof hospital radio DJ Ivan Brackenbury livened up, with Brackenbury waking the audience up, and dividing it somewhat with his cutting edge set. A good night, but quieter than comedy should be despite quality material. Brighton Dome, 17 October ✌✌✌
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The Illustrators There’s been a noticeable trend in ‘progressive’ music recently, a genre once heavily derided for its unfathomable key changes, elongated tracks and muso musicianship. Out of the ashes of the early 70s prog rock explosion a few have retained cult status such as King Crimson and anything involving Robert Wyatt. Fast forward to the noughties and fusion music with prog tendencies is back. Take Brighton's The Illustrators, for instance. Fusing epic Radioheadesque vibes with lashings of jazz-funk and mad song structures that make little sense, they literally take you on a journey, to where I don't know. But I'm enjoying the ride, especially as this five-piece seem to be enjoying it too! The Prince Albert, 15 October ✌✌✌✌ Jeff Hemmings
David O'Doherty The keyboarded one started with a truly unique introduction of himself from the wings, ramshackle and rambling – but in a good way – hitting on gags almost accidentally but at rapid regular intervals throughout, much like the rest of his show. Deeply likeable and with a fantastic take on the world, from Ryanair through to shark attacks from the toilet bowl, it was clear to see that there is no one else quite like him, hence his victory in the if.comedy competition this year. A delightful fellow on form. Pavilion Theatre, 18 October ✌✌✌✌
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26 Art Shocking war pictures from Iraq
27 Stage A double helping of Steven Berkoff
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Victoria Nangle chats to dapper dad and comedian Dan Antopolski about why he likes comedy and not acting Dan Antopolski is a lovely fellow. He’s in his office for the specific reason of having a conversation with me, taking a break from appearing in the odd bit of TV (Hyperdrive, Comedy Cuts) and touring his successful 2008 show ‘Penetrating Gaze’. He starts by thanking me for a favourable review I wrote of him a few months back. Quelle gent. But down to brass tacks, what’s the show like, I ask him? “It’s just a sort of silly show, full of jokes. It’s full of complaining about my kids and, basically I wrote a show that I could do tired.” Eh? “If I’m shambling up on stage knackered because my kid has kept me up all night I’ll still be able to do the show. That was the design and concept of it.” One that many a parent can sympathise with in trying to adapt their work to fit in with parenthood. Plus, I comment, it’s a guarantee that it’ll be at its best, unhindered by any unplanned exhaustion. “Yes,” he chuckles. “Exactly”.
“‘you go to castings and some idiot patronises you and you go home and you don’t get the part’” Dan’s been performing stand-up for ten years and done the whole TV sitcom thing as well as making his mark on the live stand-up circuit. “I got a bit jaded a couple of years ago with the travelling basically, of driving hundreds of miles a week. So I wanted to do more acting and stuff. I went to loads of castings and it became clear to me that being an actor is passive. I mean, you go to castings and some idiot patronises you and you go home and you don’t get the part. Being a stand-up is a very empowering example of one of the creative professions because you can always create your own work,” he explains. “And once you’re established as a performer you can always rustle up some gigs.” Not like acting at all. Although, Dan does have a sitcom he’s writing in the pipeline. A programme for himself, written by himself, starring himself, commissioned by ITV2. Gets rid of the passive aspect of acting doesn’t it? “Yeah it does,” he agrees. “If you write a vehicle for yourself, well there you are!” Exactly. But before that it’s time to get a taster with the benefit of ten years’ stagecraft. Bonza. Dan Antopolski – Penetrating Gaze is on at Upstairs At Three And Ten, Brighton, as part of the Brighton Comedy Fringe, Friday 31 October at 8pm. Tickets cost £8/5.
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COMEDYLISTINGS Wednesday 29 The Prince Larthter A brand new night of mid week free comedy featuring Lee Hume, Jim Holland, Alex Dawson, Richard Perry, Mark Cornell, Stephen Nelson, Godfrey Cuntington, Johnny Armstrong and Damien Kingsley Prince Arthur Pub, 8pm, free
Thursday 30 Andrew O'Neill's Totally Spot-On History of British Industry Another brilliant comedy show from the man who brought you Winston Churchill Was Jack The Ripper. Three And Ten, 9:30pm, £7/5.
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Comic Boom Exciting new comedy without the gamble. Jo Enright comperes a fast-paced quality show mixing the hottest rising stars with headliner Benny Boot. Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50
Friday 31 Dan Antopolski's Penetrating Stare See interview above. Three And Ten, 8pm, £8/5.
Frank Hurley Frank Hurley’s First World War pictures have a modern air that runs counter to the usual stock of images we hold of that time. While Hurley worked with bulky, single-shot cameras, he was able to capture not only the life of the trenches but also bunker scenes and combat pictures. The war presented novel difficulties of representation: far from the massed mobile troops and brightly coloured uniforms of previous wars, this was a camouflaged war of position in which some of the most important elements – flying bullets and shells, gas – were hard to discern. Hurley’s frustration at risking his life to get pictures that did not fully represent the situation led him to the controversial practice of montaging to create composite scenes. A Brighton Photo Biennial exhibition. Frank Hurley: Photographing The First World War, Charleston, until 16 November
Fairtrade Gallery Montague Place, Brighton, 07990 511576 Mixed Show With local artists Alex Binnie, Pam Glew, Jim Sanders and Craig Shuttlewood. The 1st Nov sees a special one-off collaboration between Jim Sanders and a South African artists and there will be live music in the evening with The Crux. Sat 11am–6pm, or by appointment
Brighton Museum & Art Gallery Royal Pavilion Gardens, 01273 292882 Chinese Whispers: Chinoiserie in Britain 1650–1930 With loans from HM The Queen, national museums and private collections, ‘Chinese Whispers’ tells three centuries of stories through rare and iconic objects. Until 2 Nov Susan Trangmar: A Play In Time Intimate study of St. Ann’s Well Gardens. Until 16 Nov, Tue 10am–7pm, Wed–Sat 10am–5pm, Sun 2–5pm
Crane Kalman 38 Kensington Gardens, Brighton, 01273 697096 FotoRAMBLAS: Portraits from a Barcelona studio: The studio’s archive dating back to the 50s includes boxers, wrestlers, showgirls, musicians and actors alongside more traditional portraiture, Until 9 November, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm, Sun 10:30am–4:30pm
De La Warr Pavilion Shitting Yourself On A Rug Terry Saunders presents a Sitting On A Rug Hallowe'en Special. Guest comedians will be telling ghost stories. Three And Ten, 9:30pm, £8/5.
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Bexhill-on-Sea 01424 229111 The Sublime Image of Destruction Battlefield ‘aftermath’ images with bleak, lyrical and painterly images by Simon Norfolk, Paul Seawright and
Broomberg and Chanarin. Until 4 Jan, Mon–Sun 10am–6pm
Fabrica 40 Duke Street, Brighton 01273 778646 Thomas Hirschhorn: The Incommensurable Banner Hirschhorn makes images that draw upon pictures of bodies torn apart by modern munitions. Until 16 November, Wed–Sat, 11.30am–5pm, Sun, 2–5pm
University of Brighton Grand Parade, Brighton, 01273 643010 Iraq Through The Lens of Vietnam This Brighton Photo Biennial exhibition shows images from all sides in the conflicts and includes work by Tim Page, Larry Burrows, Don McCullin and Philip Jones Griffiths. Until 15 November, Mon–Sat 10am–5pm
Phoenix Gallery 10–14 Waterloo Place, Brighton, 01273 603700 Entre-deux new work arising out of a photographic exchange project involving Phoenix Brighton and French partner Diaphane. Part of Brighton Photo Fringe Until 6 Dec, Tues–Sat 11am–5pm
Lighthouse Zone B, 28 Kensington Street, Brighton 01273 647197 Why, Mister, Why?/Baghdad Calling Geert Van Kesteren’s work tracks the brutal tactics of the coalition forces in Iraq plus work that features Iraqi refugees, becoming particularly fascinated by their exchange of mobile phone images. Until 16 November, Wed–Sun 11am–5pm, Sundays 1–5pm
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Tues 28 October to Monday 10 November BRIGHTON DOME 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo An all-male cast pay homage to the classical ballet. • 28–29 Oct, 7.30pm, £10–£24, Concert Hall The Drawer Boy Part comedy, part mystery. City life mixes with the countryside. • 28–29 Oct, 7pm, £8/£6 London Philharmonic Orchestra Tchaikovsky’s second piano concerto. • 8 Nov, 7.30pm, £10–£32.50
book is bought to life, ideal for youngsters. • 3–5 November, 1.30pm Mon, 11am & 1.30pm Tue, 11am Wed, £7.50/£2
THE HAWTH, CRAWLEY 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk It Ain’t All Bollywood Comedy drama about duty and love. Contains some swearing. • 30 October–1 Nov, call for show times/£ Shorts II Four short plays – evening of drama. • 6–11 Nov, contact venue for show times/prices
CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Die Fledermus Operetta set in 1870s Vienna • 28 Oct–1 Nov, 7.15pm, plus 2.15pm Sat, £14.75/£13.25, Minerva Theatre Enjoy Alan Bennett’s subtle comedy starring Alison Steadman. • 28 Oct–1 Nov, 7.30pm, plus 2pm Thu & Sat, £10–£30 Mine A wealthy couple long for a child. • 4–8 Nov, 7.45pm, plus 2.15pm Thu & Sat, £18/£2 off Tue–Thu eve and matinee. Circus of Horrors: The Apocalypse in the Asylum Fire eaters, acrobats and wild circus acts. Not suitable for children under 16. • 7 Nov, 7.30pm, £12.50–£22
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01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk London Philharmonic Orchestra Tchaikovsky Fantasy Overture: Romeo and Juliet. Romance and passion abound in scores. • 2 November, 3pm, £12–£28 Flashdance – The Musical Feel-good show • 3–8 November, 7.30pm plus 2.30pm Thu & Sat, £16.50–£28.50
08700 606650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal The Tiger Who Came to Tea Children’s play. • 30 Oct–1 Nov, 10.30am, plus 1.30 Fri, 12.30pm Sat, £10.50–£12 And Then There Were None Agatha Christie’s gripping mystery. • 3–8 Nov, 7.45pm plus 2.30pm Thu & Sat, £13–£25
EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE
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01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Treasure Island A cast of 60+ youngsters present the rollicking musical adventure. • 29 Oct–1 Nov, 7.30pm, Thu & Sat mat 2.30pm, £10–£12 ‘Allo ‘Allo René’s the most wanted man in occupied France in this well-loved comedy. • 3–8 November, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm Wed & Sat, £13.50–£19.50
EASTBOURNE: WINTER GARDEN 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk The Tiger Who Came To Tea Judith Kerr’s
01273 570028 www.the-marlborough.co.uk Carnival of the Dead The Exorcist interactive screening experience • 31 Oct–1 Nov, call venue for times/£
NEW VENTURE THEATRE 01273 746118 www.newventure.org.uk What All The Rabbits Are Doing A woman lies on an autopsy table badly beaten, while a pathologist is paid for his silence. Contains nudity and gun shots. • 28 Oct–1 Nov, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm Sun 26, no eve performance Sun/Mon, £5–£8.50.
01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Fifi Live – The Fairy & The Flower Tots • 28 Oct, 3.30pm Mon, 11am & 2pm Tues, £14 adults, £12 children, £48 family ticket The Producers Comedy musical. • 3–8 Nov, 7.30pm plus 2.30pm Wed & Sat
WORTHING: PAVILION THEATRE 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Oliver The well-loved musical. • 28 Oct, 2.30pm & 7.30pm, £12/£10 Syd Lawrence Orchestra The Swing era. • 31 Oct, 7.30pm, £16.50/£14.50 Vienna Festival Ballet – Swan Lake Set to Tchaikovsky’s glorious music. • 7 Nov, 7pm, £11.50–£19.50
Hard graft Brighton Dome showcases both a poem and a play by one of Britain’s foremost dramatists It’s a Steven Berkoff double bill for the Dome this November, with George Dillon in a performance of Graft: Tales of an Actor and Berkoff reading his poetic homage to the events of 9/11 in Requiem for Ground Zero. In Graft: Tales of an Actor, Brighton-based Dillon will be appearing as Harry, a well respected, but often out of work actor. This solo performance follows Harry's career from his first drama school audition, to his final performance at Leicester Square tube station and explores his feelings of rejection and dejection as he strives to fulfil his acting career between. Graft exposes the trials and challenges of the acting profession, so often masked by glitz and glamour, examining Harry's highlights, as well as the more numerous low-lights. Dillon has racked up an impressive résumé of theatre credits down the years, including The Gospel of Matthew and The Man Who Was Hamlet and is no stranger to Berkoff's work. Indeed, Dillon has worked with him on no less than five prior productions. Dillon’s previous performances of Graft have won him a ‘Herald Angel Award’ at Edinburgh in 2000, as well as a nomination for The Stage newspaper's Best Actor Award. Berkoff himself, will be appearing on stage to read his epic poem about the events of that September Manhattan morning at the World Trade Center. Requiem for Ground Zero, written in 2001, attempts to capture the feelings and emotions of that day, while also trying to connect with the unknown victims of the attacks. Berkoff's performance will be followed by an 'in-conversation' between him and Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee, with the possibility for audience members to ask questions at the end. A challenging insight into one of the most influential events of modern time and an examination into the dark and often hidden side of the acting profession. Two thought provoking events not to be missed! Requiem for Ground Zero, Thursday 20 November, 8pm, Dome Concert Hall, Tickets £12.50–£17.50 (Students £7.50). Graft: Tales of an Actor, Tuesday 25 & Wednesday 26 November, 7.30pm, Pavilion Theatre, Tickets £8 (Students £6) www.brightondome.org 01273 709709
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0871 224 4007 Tuesday 28 BURN AFTER READING (15) 10.30, 1.00, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 FEMALE AGENTS (15) 8.00 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.15, 11.00, 1.00, 2.00, 3.45, 5.00, 6.30, 8.00, 9.15 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 3.45, 8.30 IGOR (PG) 11.00, 1.15 SAW V (18) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.15 TAKEN (15) 6.15
Wednesday 29 BURN AFTER READING (15) 10.30, 1.00, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.15, 11.00, 1.00, 2.00, 3.45, 5.00, 6.30, 8.00, 9.15 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 3.45, 8.30 IGOR (PG) 11.00, 1.15 MIRRORS (15) 8.00
SAW V (18) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.15 TAKEN (15) 6.15
Films showing Friday 31–Monday 3 BURN AFTER READING (15) GHOST TOWN (15) HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A) SAW V (15) CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILMS/TIMES
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BURN AFTER READING (15) 1.30, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 MAN ON WIRE (12A) 11.00am
CORPSE BRIDE (PG) 11.00am QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A) 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.15
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BURN AFTER READING (15) 10.30, 1.00, 3.45, 6.15, 8.45 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.15, 3.00, 5.45, 8.30 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.30, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.15, 11.00, 1.00, 2.00, 3.45, 5.00, 6.30, 8.00, 9.15 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 10.00, 12.30, 3.00, 5.30 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 3.45, 8.30 IGOR (PG) 11.00, 1.15 MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY (PG) 10.30 SAW V (18) 11.30, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.15 TAKEN (15) 6.15
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Monday 3 QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45
Quantum of Solace (12A) Dir: Marc Forster The newly revamped 007 is back with Daniel Craig as the muscleheaded super spy. Picking up after the ending of Casino Royale the film sees Bond seek revenge for his dead love amidst doubt and deception at MI5. Craig is suitably craggy while Gallic ace Mathieu Amalric turns in a devilish
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performance as an environmentalist villain. Director Forster is better known for Finding Neverland but in this he unleashes hell and fury in a thrilling dosage. In Craig they seem to have found a suitably willing action monkey. Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Worthing. Craig Driver
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BLADE RUNNER: THE FINAL CUT (15) 11.30 QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.45
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BURN AFTER READING (15) 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.30 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.15 FLY ME TO THE MOON 3D (U) 10.10 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.40, 3.40, 6.10, 8.45 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.30, 12.00, 1.15, 2.45, 4.00, 5.30, 6.45, 8.15, 9.30 IGOR (PG) 11.40, 2.10, 4.20 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 11.50 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 9.00 MAMMA MIA!(PG) 10.20, 6.30 SAW V (18) 2.20, 4.45, 7.15, 9.40
BURN AFTER READING (15) 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.30 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.15 FLY ME TO THE MOON 3D (U) 10.10 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.40, 3.40, 6.10, 8.45 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.30, 12.00, 1.15, 2.45, 4.00, 5.30, 6.45, 8.15, 9.30 IGOR (PG) 11.40, 2.10, 4.20 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 11.50 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 9.00 MAMMA MIA!(PG) 10.20, 6.30 SAW V (18) 2.20, 4.45, 7.15, 9.40
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BURN AFTER READING (15) 12.50, 3.20, 6.00, 8.30 EAGLE EYE (12A) 12.30, 3.30, 6.20, 9.15 FLY ME TO THE MOON 3D (U) 10.10 GHOST TOWN (12A) 12.40, 3.40, 6.10, 8.45 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) 10.30, 12.00, 1.15, 2.45, 4.00, 5.30, 6.45, 8.15, 9.30 IGOR (PG) 11.40, 2.10, 4.20 THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) 11.50 HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE (15) 9.00 MAMMA MIA!(PG) 10.20, 6.30 SAW V (18) 2.20, 4.45, 7.15, 9.40
BURN AFTER READING (15) EAGLE EYE (12A) GHOST TOWN (12A) HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (U) THE HOUSE BUNNY (12A) INCENDIARY (15A) QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A) SAW V (18) THE ROCKER (12A) CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILM TIMES
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (PG) SEE WEBSITE OR CALL FOR TIMES
QUANTUM OF SOLACE (12A)12.15 (Fri), 1.30 (Sat), 2.50 (Fri), 3.15 (Sun), 4.15 (Sat), 5.25 (Fri),5.45 (Sun,Mon), 6.55 (Sat), 8.15 (Sun, Mon), 8.30 (Fri), 9.30 (Sat), CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILM TIMES
Thurs 30 October MAMMA MIA! (PG) 3.10, 5.50, 8.30
Blade Runner: The Final Cut (15)
Dir: Ridley Scott The Duke of York’s goes all Sci-fi with this cyber punk classic from 1982. Harrison Ford banishes all memory of his recent doddering turn as Indiana Jones as a blade runner who must hunt down four rogue replicants. The key is in the detail be it the crass neon commercialism, the superbly evocative set design or the still powerful score from Vangelis. With Rutger Hauer matching Ford at every turn this is a perfect mix of boastful but artful cynicism and sticky but icky thrills of the imagination. Showing at Duke of York’s
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Dir: David Koepp Ricky Gervais finally goes and slips up on his own self-ingratiating arse in this dour comedy. Gervais plays a patient who undergoes surgery only to die for seven minutes. The lack of giggles comes when upon being
revived Gervais finds he can see and talk to the dead. Director Koepp may be responsible for the classic Death Becomes Her but he also wrote the baffling screenplay for Indiana Jones’ latest adventure. Despite his efforts this won’t win Gervais another Emmy. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Saw V (18)
Director: David Hackl Finally with this, the fifth instalment, the cunning but by now mediocre freak-out that is Saw comes to a cinematic end. In this sickly polished horror, forensics expert Hoffman is the last person alive to carry on the Jigsaw legacy. When his secret is threatened however he goes on the hunt to eliminate all loose ends. Set to carry on in video game format this highly profitable but artistically decrepit franchise may be morally vacuous but it’s sure to satisfy some half-wit and his inane blood lust. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon Craig Driver
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Talk of the school Helen Nianias attended a press conference with the cast of Disney hit High School Musical 3 The phenomenon that is the High School Musical franchise has taken the world by storm, which is hardly surprising considering the scale of their audience. Their ‘tween’ demographic spends $51 billion a year in the United States, with parents, friends and relatives spending an extra $170 billion on their behalf. High School Musical is right at the forefront of this market for young people somewhere between childhood and adolescence, with an amazing 670 spin-off products. It is almost difficult to overstate how impressive the franchise is, with the first and second soundtracks each occupying the coveted position of bestselling album of the year. It was the first TV movie to reach number one on the Billboard top 200. The book based on the first screenplay debuted at number four on the New York Times children’s paperback bestselling list on pre-orders alone. Bearing these figures in mind, the expansion in the market for the third film is almost unimaginable. Having already taken £800,000 in UK pre-bookings at last count, this instalment of the High School Musical saga looks set to make a killing at the box office. Disney certainly seem to know what they’re doing. Director Kenny Ortega presided over the interview in the Dorchester Crystal Room with the cast to answer some questions. Kenny, seeing your baby blossom like this from an idea for a little TV show to a phenomenon, where are you going to go from here? Kenny: Certainly no-one could have expected we’d be enjoying the ride as we are, and the turnout in London is beyond anything I think any of us imagined or dreamed this project would bring us to. To feel the warmth, excitement and adoration from our audience is deeply fulfilling… I think we’ve seen High School Musical come to a conclusion with High School Musical 3 and that’s pretty certain. When did you realise you had a phenomenon on your hands? Zac Efron: I think the first time any of us slightly
realised what High School Musical had become was the first international press tour. We went all through Europe and we met so many fans, and all these kids who were very happy to tell us how High School Musical had influenced their lives, and how they were connecting with it, and that was something that none of us had expected. Ashley Tisdale: It would have had to have been the concert in South America, we have performed for 75,000 people and that was really amazing being there with the fans and seeing how much they loved the music and they were singing in English and the effort they had to make to get to that performance, it was just heartwarming. Corbin Bleu: It’s almost impossible to lump the entire experience about the musical into one moment. Even the last two weeks alone, touring Europe, there are so many once-in-a-lifetime experiences… Me and Kenny got to see a live Flamenco performance, several of us have had the opportunity to speak with Michael Jackson on the phone. I think when I’m on my death bed, and I’m thinking of the best time of my life, I think I can look back and say it was when I was part of HSM. I noticed in the music room in the film there was around £40,000 worth of musical equipment on the walls, which taps into the fantasy element of the film. What is the appeal of High School Musical, because lots of people wouldn’t be able to identify with any of that? Kenny: I think it’s layered. I wouldn’t pretend to know the big answer, I like to think I’m privy to a bit of it. Looking at these kids and what they represent is very attractive… This generosity of spirit, kids hear it, they sense it they feel it. I met a little girl in an orphanage in Africa, in Nairobi, and every child in there is HIV positive or is living with AIDS and she’s 15 years old, and her name is Joyce and I shall never forget her, and I shall work for her for the rest of my life. She said to me, ‘Thank you for High School Musical, because you’ve given me back my hope, and you’ve given me back my courage.’ And if someone can find that in a movie like High School Musical, I’ll do four, I’ll do five, I’ll do six of them. The High School Musical videogame is on release for Christmas. The film is on general release at cinemas now.
Also showing… A quick look at what’s on this week Burn After Reading (15) Dir: Joel and Ethan Coen The Coen brothers stick to doing what they know best with this acclaimed caper about an incompetent pair of colleagues trying to blackmail an ex CIA agent. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and Coen fave Frances McDormand head a fine ensemble cast. Showing Duke of York’s, Cineworld, Odeon Corpse Bride (PG) Dir: Tim Burton Tim Burton covers familiar territory with this gothic kids’ animation blending The Nightmare Before Christmas-style stop-motion with the tongue in cheek tale of a Victorian suitor (Johnny Depp) who mistakenly marries a corpse (Helena Bonham-Carter) – it could happen! Showing at Duke of York’s Female Agents (15) Dir: Jean-Paul Salome Sophie Marceau stars in this unfortunatelynamed wartime drama about a group of French servicewomen enlisted into the allied resistance movement. Absolutely no ‘Allo, ‘Allo jokes, please. Showing at Odeon
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (U) Dir: Kenny Ortega Disney’s musical hit gets its second sequel. Expect more of the same squeaky clean teens, old-fashioned song and dance routines and a million tweenie girls swooning over Zac Efron. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Worthing Eagle Eye (12A) Dir: D.J Caruso The director of Disturbia reunites with its star, Shia LaBeouf in this Hitchcock homage with a techno-thriller twist. LaBeouf plays a man singled out by unnamed conspirators, framed for crimes he hasn’t committed. Sporting ‘grown-up’ facial hair, LaBeouf continues on the path to full blown leading man status. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon Igor (PG) Dir: Anthony Leondis A host of Brit character actors, including Eddie Izzard and John Cleese, as well as Hollywood favourites John Cusack and Steve Buscemi, lend their voices to this animated tale of a mad scientist’s assistant who yearns for his own laboratory. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
The House Bunny (12A) Dir: Fred Wolf Scary Movie and Lost In Translation star Anna Faris leads the cast in this spin on the Clueless formula. Faris plays Shelly, a bunny thrown out of the Playboy mansion, who has to fit in with a group of college dorks to get by. Chick-flick candyfloss to brighten the dark nights. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Mirrors (15) Dir: Alexandre Aja Better known for his TV work on 24 nowadays, Keifer Sutherland returns to the big screen for yet another adaptation of an Asian horror. Sutherland plays an ex-cop whose family is haunted by troublesome spirits that use mirrors as a gateway to the world of the living. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People(15) Dir: Robert B. Weide Spaced and Shaun of the Dead star Simon Pegg continues his climb up the Hollywood rom-com ranks with Curb Your Enthusiasm director Robert B Weide’s adaptation of Toby Young’s book about a Brit trying to make it in the fashionable New York magazine scene. With Jeff Bridges, Kirsten Dunst and Megan Fox. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
Man on Wire (12A) Dir: James Marsh This acclaimed documentary tells the tale of French tightrope walker/madman Phillipe Petit, who famously walked from the top of one of America’s World Trade Center towers to the other, otherwise known as ‘the artistic crime of the century’. Showing at Duke of York’s
Mamma Mia! (PG) Dir: Phyllida Lloyd The unrivalled feel-good hit of the summer, Mamma Mia! took more money in the UK than even The Dark Knight. Sing along to the Abba classics with Meryl Streep, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgård and Pierce Brosnan all game for some high camp fun in this adaptation of the hit West End musical Showing at Cineworld, Odeon & Worthing
Taken (15) Dir: Pierre Morel Liam Neeson stars as a former spy who takes matters into his own hands when his daughter is taken hostage, mustering all his combat skills to be reunited. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
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Halloween at Brighton Sea Life Centre There’s something spooky going on at Brighton Sea Life Centre this Halloween weekend. Children who turn up in full Halloween costume between 31 October and 2 November will be given free entry into the attraction. Once inside, take part in the special Halloween events. Follow the trick or treat trail, try the ‘yucky’ dip and be part of the costume competition. Brighton Sea Life Centre, opposite Brighton Pier, £12.95 for adults, £9.50 for children aged 9–14, but free from 31 October–2 November if dressed in full Halloween costume. Open daily.
Dolphin House 25th Anniversary Fundraising Auction Brighton’s Dolphin House charity celebrates its 25th birthday on Thursday 13 November at The Old Market. There’s the chance to bid for fabulous prizes in the fundraising auction. Enjoy a champagne reception, listen to music entertainment and enjoy food provided by Bill’s of Lewes. All profits made from the night will go to the Dolphin House Charity. Tickets on sale from The Dolphin House Shop, 15 New Road, Brighton and cost £30. For credit card payments call 01273 721720. Thursday 13 November at The Old Market, Upper Market Street, Hove.
Beautique Brighton Charity Event Beautique Brighton present a special event on Thursday 6 November in aid of Rockinghorse children’s charity. Treatments are available from a very low price of just £5 with all proceeds going to the charity. Treatments include professional Skin Scanning – see how the sun and environmental effects are taking its toll on your skin, with help and advice on hand. Try the OXYjet Maxi Lip Treatment, for the perfect pout; an OPI file and varnish for the perfect nails or a St Tropez Full Body Spray Tan to make you feel good this winter. The event will also feature Dermalogica products at 30 per cent off, raffle tickets available for £2 with five prizes up for grabs, including The OxYjet star facial (worth £425), teeth whitening, haircut and finish and more. Come and support a good cause. Beautique Brighton’s Charity Event in aid of the Rockinghorse children’s charity. Thursday 6 November, 3pm–8pm, at Beautique Brighton, Ship Street, Brighton. Treatments just £5 each plus £2 raffle entry. Book a treatment in advance with the salon on 01273 711077.
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In the era of free downloads, what happens to books? John Davies discovers new ways to encounter great stories Students in the seventies talked of ‘liberating’ books from major bookshops, as if books were caged animals awaiting vivisection. Of course, ‘liberating’ translates to shoplifting. Stolen volumes probably grace the shelves of many a graduate, now middle aged and still prompted to a feeling of guilty pleasure at their transgressive youth as they caress their favourite Penguin. Now, I think I detect a movement towards an approach to the distribution and acquisition of books that could be truly liberating. Occasionally you may have found a book lying on a park bench or on a bus with a small notice on the cover saying something like the bottle in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. ‘Pick me up. Read me. Leave me for someone else to read.’ These travellers create opportunities for wonderful interventions – serendipitous meetings with books we have never read, and might never read, but for this chance crossing of paths. Some libraries have recycled their old stock in this way and publishers have seen it as a way of gaining increased exposure for a new title. It seems to me like a real world version of the virtual free download. But there are other ways in which books are being liberated too. At Brighton Writers Centre on Grand Parade they have started a new type of library – a book swap library – where you can drop in with books you’ve finished with and exchange them for titles you would like to read. They’re also happy to take any books you would like to donate if you’re having a clear out. On my travels around Brighton, I’ve noticed the growing habit for people to leave a box of unwanted books on the doorstep – at least in fine weather. Passers-by are invited to take a book of their choice from the selection on offer. I was delighted recently when, as I walked past just such a box, one title literally ‘jumped out’ at me. It’s Man of Straw – a novel originally published in German in 1918, right at the end of the First World War, with the title Der Untertan. It was written by Heinrich Mann, brother of the more famous Thomas Mann (Death in Venice, etc). Man of Straw is a curiously apt find as the world plunges into an economic recession and extreme politics of any persuasion seem to be the vogue. Set in the 1890s, it follows the exploits of one Diederich Hessling, a sentimental chaos of a man who typifies an oafish personality trait of middle class males (even today – dare I see.) The book is a biting satire on the dangers of military brotherhood and commercial greed. What’s so remarkable about it, apart from its vibrant cast of characters, sharp writing and fluid narrative, is that it offers a vision of a society leaning towards military dictatorship that in the light of history seems quite astonishing. A free book can definitely be liberating.
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Bloody Paper Bag Award-winning, local and international animated films with a distinctly frightening flair, sandwiched between live music, plus food and electric disco sounds. The Brunswick, 7:30pm–11pm, £5. Slithery, Slimy Road Show Ages 6+. Meet some slithery, slimy creatures. Booth Museum, 2pm–3pm, also 3.15–4.15pm, £5. The Real Meg and Mog For ages 7 and under. Come and hear the story of Meg and Mog with accompanying live animals! Booth Museum, 10:15am–11:15am & 11.30am–12.30pm. £5.
Diwali in Brighton Fundraising event for children in Punjab. Sitar player, Bollywood dancers, a bhangra act, Indian buffet. Info on 01273 604764. Memories of India, Brighton Marina Village, £35 (£20 goes to the charity.
Write Club – War and Writing An evening of poetry and debate hosted by war poet Rene Dee. Jubilee Library, 7pm, £5/4.
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Saturday 1 The Family Firework Spectacular Familyfriendly firework display choreographed to music. Food and drink. Gates 5pm, fireworks at 6.30pm Nevill Sports Ground, NevillRoad, Hove (opposite Greyhound Stadium), 5pm, £6 adults/£4 children aged 3–15.
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Saturday 1 Poetry – Are You Serious? An essential workshop for any aspiring poet, an afternoon dedicated to getting your work published, led by Les Robinson, director of poetry publisher Tall-Lighthouse. Brighton Writer's Centre, 12pm–4pm, £30/25.
Skelling Reading Group The best-selling and much-loved children’s book Skelling by David Almond will get a critical overhaul in a new reading group for young people and their grown ups. Moulsecoomb Library, 10:30am–11:15am, Free – books provided by the library.
Monday 3 War on Words Workshop with author Judith Kazantzis – an evening of creative writing. Fabrica Gallery, 6pm–9pm, £20/15
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Going underground Composer, musician, actor and producer; the prolific Nitin Sawhney took time out to talk to Jeff Hemmings
Gwenan Gibbard, Welsh harp and voice
Early Music This year’s celebration of traditional music has a host of intriguing events taking place over the next few weeks, featuring a host of weird and wonderful instruments from the four corners of the British Isles. This year’s programme examines the influence of folk has on early music, and how in effect they are the same thing. For instance Tangled Roots is a strand of the festival where British and Irish folk meet early music musicians from the London conservatories, with fiddlers, baroque violinists, traditional pipes, flutes and voices getting together, creating something unique yet timeless. Other highlights include Ordo Virtutum at St Nicholas Church, a chance to hear this very early work by Germany’s composing nun Hildegard of Bingen; Whoops – There Go My Pantaloni! the true story of the English Madrigal performed by I Fagioli; Red Priest’s Priest On The Run, a tour of Baroque Europe; and The Thing in the World I Love the Most, a musical evening of music the diarist Samuel Pepys loved during his time. For details of these and other events visit www.bremf.org.uk or pick up a programme Red Priest
It’s difficult to over state the impact Nitin Sawhney has had over the last 15 or so years. This musician, producer, actor and composer has combined Asian and other worldwide influences with elements of jazz and electronica, often presenting themes such as multiculturalism, politics and spirituality within his work. Sawhney is also active in the promotion of arts and cultural matters, and is a patron of numerous film festivals, venues, and educational institutions. His new album London Underground is another work of extraordinary variety and vitality, featuring contributions from Paul McCartney, Imogen Heap, Tina Grace, Natty and Anoushka Shankar amongst others. Is the album about London, as the title would suggest? “The 7/7 bombings acted as a reference point, and it looks at what impact fear and paranoia have had on the city, but it’s still a celebration of diversity. Natty (who sings the first track ‘Days of Fire’) was a personal witness to the bus exploding,” says Nitin. “I wanted to write something about London but I was worried about being too opinionated, and adding to the problems.“ How does he think London has changed since 7/7? “I think there has been a rise in Islamophobia, and there’s been a stifling of civil liberties and a change in the definition of civil liberties. I find it particularly disconcerting that Boris Johnson, who once called black people picaninnies, and was the British
National Party’s number two choice, is now in charge in London…” How does he see his role in society as an artist? “As an artist you have a duty to be honest and say what you think. But London Underground, is not maudlin or overintense; at the end of the day it’s a celebration of diversity through the collaborations.” How does he decide who to collaborate with? “I’m like a casting director. Some people thought that McCartney was a strange choice, but he’s got very strong feelings about the paparazzi which constantly invade his private life. You want to be free whoever you are, and whether you’re Joe Bloggs or a massive pop star, we all have a right to our privacy.” As always, Nitin is a very busy man, with several projects on the go. “I’m doing about five scores at the moment including one for a film on climate change, one for a Japanese silent film, and one for a film about Brian Epstein (The Beatles manager).” He’s now scored over 40 films, and the ‘orchestra’ has become his main instrument, with his breadth of influences and musical background informing his work more and more. “I started learning classical piano when I was five, and then flamenco guitar when I was seven or eight. I’ve played in lots of different bands – indian classical trios to punk bands, and I was in at least five bands at any one time during school,” says Nitin. There seems to be no stopping this national treasure. Corn Exchange, 6 November 2008
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The Fratellis These brilliant glam rockers are guaranteed to shift yer collective butts within the confines of the splendid Dome. Wednesday 17 December, Brighton Dome, 01273 709709
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Hot Chip 5 November, Dome Motorhead 6 November, Dome Scouting For Girls 3 Nov, Brighton Centre Beth Rowley 5 Nov, Old Market Nitin Sawnhey 6 Nov, Corn Exchange Noah & The Whale 7 Nov, Concorde 2 Steve Winwood 10 November, Dome Horace Andy 10 Nov, Old Market Mercury Rev 11 Nov, Corn Exchange Feeder 11 November, Dome Katie Melua 11 November, Brighton Centre Cardiacs 17 November, Komedia The Whip 18 November, Concorde 2 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 23 November, Brighton Centre Nouvelle Vague 24 November, Corn Exchange Leonard Cohen 28 November,Brighton Centre
Kings Of Leon 1 December, Brighton Centre Primal Scream 2 December, Dome Alabama 3 2 & 3 December, Concorde 2 Will Young 4 December, Dome Human League 5 December, Brighton Centre Neville Staple 6 December, Concorde 2 Joan As Policewoman 7 Dec, Concorde 2 Jools Holland 6 December, Brighton Centre James 9 December, Dome Counting Crows 11 Dec, Brighton Centre Blind Boys of Alabama 12 December, Dome Status Quo 12 December, Brighton Centre Maddy Prior 15 December, Hove Centre Stereophonics 16 December, Brighton Centre The Fratellis 17 December, Dome Richard Thompson 31 January, Dome Keane 10 February, Brighton Centre
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Jaime Pettit enters a world of polka dots as fellow clubbers do time in the stocks at Ocean Rooms’ Spunk night The Ocean Rooms has scrubbed up nicely gov'. A suave polka dot redress and splattering of the usual neons and lights made it look like a a ray-soaked beach town and the dreary summer was forgotten in a flash. The smoking jungle was experiencing a premature ice age, the ends of the twigs had nothing but neon ping-pong balls for warmth but I'm sure it welcomed the hordes of smokers. Deep in the jungle lay the stocks. Eden-like temptation to my rabble who were in and out of them like trains at rush hour. The Strawberry Club had a few more seeds to its grimey night than Downtown, with a little pillar art that, as you headed forward, looked like a Hawaiian Ms Winehouse losing her top to the great reveal by the DJ booth! According to my shade-raving friends, the only way to dance is shades down and eyes closed, this method baffled me. Like a bat at night I staggered about to Tom King’s trax, musing them as my friend tried to blag a free face paint. Students! I can imagine many people awoke wondering why their duvet inherited a new stars and smudge pattern, everyone needs a good smattering of glitter in their lives. We headed upstairs to the smart level of the club which looks like you should be hosed down on entry as a biohazard. We indulged in idle chatter on the sofas to any stranger who dared take down time next to us. The backdrop of Mr Haywood's sexy funky house fitted the attic vibe. After seven hours and barely a body less, the Ocean Rooms was brimming with sweat and love, not forgetting good music on delivery, however, Wonder Woman was barely enough colour to fill my retinas. People of the public, let’s make a pact for the next splurge o’ Spunk. Shell suits and tutus, Gran's curtains and coloured icing. Lets bring back the colour, mayhem and Miss Cumpie!
Alphabeat Glenn Tilbrook and The Fluffers Before Squeeze reformed last year Glenn was busy doing a very good Squeeze imitation with his rocking band. He also ‘squeezes’ in quite a few of his own post-Squeeze compositions, showcasing what a damn fine writer he has been all his adult life. Tuesday 28 October, Komedia Johnny Flynn & The Sussex Wit Intelligent bohemian folk from this young man, with a voice not dissimilar to the Incredible String Band’s Mike Heron. Flynn and his band are more traditional than them but still make almost 100 per cent original music. File with Laura Marling and Noah & The Whale. Wednesday 29 October, Komedia Sue Jorge Brazilian actor and musician who first came to notice with his performance in the film City of God. His appearance in The Life Aquatic... film, performing acoustic versions of Bowie songs in Portuguese, cemented his reputation. Musically, his real love is samba and he’s been making it since the late 90s, which is really what this gig is all about. Friday 31 October, Brighton Dome
Neon Neon Collaboration between Boom Bip and Gruff Rhys, frontman for Super Furry Animals. Nominated for the Mercury Music Prize this year for their debut album Stainless Style, there is a worryingly obvious 80s American rock element within their strange fusion of pop, electronica, techno and whatever was at hand. Kinda works, but not as well as some are saying. Thursday 30 October, Digital Alphabeat Fun fun fun with these Danish popsters. Either an irritating throwback to 80s soulless pop, or a fantastic revival of all that Pineapple gear and lurid tights depending on how old you are and/or whether cynicism has invaded your being like a mean-hearted virus. Pretty good in a vacuous sort of way. Monday 3 November, Concorde 2 Sly & Robbie Hugely influential dub and reggae artists and producers, who have provided the drum and bass backbone for everyone from Peter Tosh to Dylan and Santana to The Stones, and may well be the most prolific recording artists ever! Monday 3 November, Komedia Jeff Hemmings
Photos by: Rob DeBanks@Spunk, Ocean Rooms
The View Great little Scots indie punk band who flashed onto the scene last year with Hats Off To Buskers, full of literate urban vignettes and stories. In danger of being left behind with the current crop of indie upstarts, a lot will be riding on their imminently due second album. Friday 31 October, Old Market
Zen Hussies + Los Albertos Halloween double bill featuring the Bristol based booglaoo jazz ska stomp of Zen Hussies, and Brighton’s own crazy party animals. Friday 31 October, Komedia
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MUSIC REVIEWS A weekly review of local and national releases One of the all-time greats The Clash thankfully never reformed – their legacy remains forever intact now that Joe Strummer has shuffled off this mortal coil. And it’s been captured superbly in Live At Shea Stadium, a recording of their infamous American soirees, the pinnacle of their fame there, and only a few months before Mick Jones left the group, precipitating a slow demise. An outstanding document, featuring a still raw and undiluted band, at the height of their powers. In danger of becoming another Van Morrison (super control freak, overwhelmingly grumpy, too many albums, endless tours, musically indifferent at times) Paul Weller’s prolificness is exemplified by Weller At The BBC, a vast collection of his recordings at this institution. Featuring versions of many of his hits plus a few rarities and live favourites, this collection amply demonstrates the breadth and depth of his ability. Brighton ska dub outfit King Porter Stomp (named after a Jelly Roll Morton song, fact fans) release their debut album Poison The Beat, an accomplished and lively big band sound featuring the rapping Mr Jones, horns, and a funky rhythm section within their extended jams. Full of deeply conscious social and political comment, KPM are part of the excellent Comm:Unity organisation, and a fantastic live proposition. Canadian band The Dudes finally get their UK debut released after a delay of nearly two years. Full of quietly effective Replacements/Weezer type songs, Brain Heart Guitar is full of melodic, honest songs. A delight from beginning to end, but almost certain to have next to no impact over here. Blimey. Isn’t it mad to think Katie Melua’s been in the charts since 2003? Time flies and all that. Anyway, it’s Christmas soon, so it’s time for The Katie Melua Collection. You either love or hate her brand of laid back, jazzy lounge music, so a review won’t convince you one way or the other. For the fans, this includes all the hits, including the recent creepy collaboration with the longdead Eva Cassidy, and there’s a nice 90 minute live DVD. For the detractors, you could always give the sublime Okkervil River a listen. Debut album The Stage Names was a great burst of lively Americana-laced pop-rock, and new release The Stand Ins is no different. Blending insanely catchy Bright Eyes guitar strums with casually scathing, literate lyrics and big band singalongs, The Stand Ins confirms these Texans as a force to be reckoned with. Finally, Okkervil’s Jagjaguar labelmates Parts and Labor, and their fourth album, Receivers blends Husker Du pop sensibilities with Wire’s angular artiness and even a dollop of early REM energy. These Brooklyn rockers offer yet more proof that Jagjaguar seemingly can’t release an album anything less than amazing.
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Chinese buffet Eat as much as you can Lunch time: £5.99 Dinner time: £6.99 Also menu order and take away 46 West Street, Brighton BN1 2RA Tel: 01273-711518
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★ 1 Jaybee – Miles To Go ★ 2 Amongst The Pigeons – Deep Housey 3 Kontour – The Kennedy Syndrome 4 Mr Resonate – The Opposite Vibe 5 Tom Ayres – Confidence Problem 6 The Wasp Factory – Postcards 7 Tenek – If I Should Fall 8 Breakinbear – Breeze 9 The Mojo Fins – Always Now 10 St.Michel – Remedy A bit of a top five reshuffle this week, with the great Jaybee moving up to the top with the catchy electro-pop jaunt ‘Miles To Go’. Meanwhile, the house sound of Amongst The Pigeons is proving popular, as they push the goth-ish dance of Kontour down to three. Mr Resonate and acoustic singer-songwriter Tom Ayres move up to four & five. 11 Anemo Pray 12 Jonny Loves House Care About Your Love 13 12 Stone Toddler Under The Weather 14 Indigo Star The Pearl 15 sMs I'm Sorry Dave 16 The Woo!worths Konichiwa 17 Victoria Ferguson & Ben Ingall Every Time 18 The SlyShakers Doormat 19 The SlyShakers Cha Ching 20 Guerrilla Audio Another Life 21 The Beautiful Word Golden Box 22 Guerrilla Audio Cry Wolf 23 No Sharp Objects Home 24 Lostaura Chevron 25 Django Spears Saturday Night
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Tuesday 28 Live Music Glenn Tillbrook and the Fluffers Former Squeeze man’s new band. Komedia, 8pm, £15 Goldblade + Rabble + Bijou + Cutthroat Militia (Ex HbBall) Veteran nineties punkrockers supported by ex members of hardcore outfit H8Ball. Engine Rooms, 7:30pm, £7.50. No Half Measures Tour: The Holloways + Underground Heroes + Haunts + Regards + Bear Hands Energy drink sponsored tour with new UK/US bands. Concorde 2, 5pm, £12 Olafur Arnalds Classical instrumentation mixed with modern indie. Komedia, 8:30pm, £8 Tango Siempre Quintet featuring Paolo Russo (Bandoneon) Acclaimed Nuevo Tango ensemble. Komedia, 8pm, £12/10 Bars and clubs Audio Snide. Indie disco. 10pm-–2am, £3/2 Brighton Coalition Latin Fever. Latin music to get your juices flowing. 10pm-–2am, free Digital Glitterati. A classy night for student types. 11pm-–3am, £4/3 Pavilion Tavern Guerilla Rocks. Indie, rock, metal and emo. 10:30pm-–2am, £1–£3 Po Na Na Sweet. Commercial R’n’B, funky house and baseline with Juice FM resident DJ Mike Panteli. 10pm-–3am, £5/3 Tru Bandwagon. Student night with club anthems, old school R’n’B and classic house plus loan bending promos! 10pm-–2:30am, £3/2/1 Water Margin International Student Party. Drinks promos all night! 10pm-–5am, £5/3
Wednesday 29 Live Music Breakthrough with Rough Trade: The Combinations Unsigned bands night with Hew Stephens’ tip for 2008 and an actual seance! Brighton Coalition, 7:30pm, free Brighton Early Music Festival Presents: BREMF Live! Outstanding young London and Brighton musicians Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £7 Cancer Bats Awesome Canadian hardcore types. Concorde 2, 7:30pm, £8 Club NME Halloween Special: Delphic + Let’s Tea Party + Rosalita Spooky shenanigans with three live bands and Babies DJs. Brighton Coalition, 10:30pm, free Johnny Flynn and the Sussex Wit Folksy, passionate music minus the overly common earnest angst. Hanbury Club, 8pm, £9.50/8.50 Lambchop + Rose Kemp Genre bending americana from Nashville, supported by rocking Brit singer-songwriter. St George’s Church, 7:30pm, £18.50/16.50 Martyn Joseph Welsh singer-songwriter compared to Springsteen and Knopfler. Crikey. Komedia, 8:30pm, £16.50 The Spirit of Gravity: Shitmat + DJ Scotch Egg + Meat Sweats The experimental electronic music night moves to the Komedia! Great line-up of clever weirdos here. Komedia, 8:30pm, £4/3 You Me At Six + Farewell Emo-ish kids heading for massive things. Komedia, 7pm, £9 Bars and clubs Arc Life is Easy. A mid-week interlude of indie classic new and old, plus floorfillers a plenty. 10pm, free b4 12/£1 after Audio Supercharged. Jettin’ in from Aus, Nick Thayer is shaking the jetlag.11pm-–2:30am,£5/3 Brighton Coalition Club NME. A beerfest for All Stars wearing rock/indie fans with live NME
bands and Brighton DJs. 10:30pm-–3:30am, free Funky Buddha Lounge We Luv 90s. Classic 90s anthems. 90p. Contact venue for details Volks Brighton Sounds. old skool, reggae, D’n’B, jungle & old skool garage. 10pm–3am, £tbc Water Margin Genetics. Playing a mixture of intelligent, liquid, neuro and darkside D’n’B. 10pm-–6am, free–£2
Thursday 30 Live Music About Time Jazz. Bali Brasserie, 8pm, £tbc Level 42 + The Mercury Men Eighties jazz funk greats. Brighton Dome, 7:30pm, £24.50 Neon Neon Super Furries man Gruff Rhys’ acclaimed collaboration with US electro maverick Boom Bip. Digital, 8pm, £tbc Ron Taylor and Jeff Gillett Former Songwainers singer with talented guitarist. Folk night. Royal Oak (Lewes), 7:30pm, £5 Swing Oddity Jazz dub.Bee’s Mouth, 9pm, free Bars and clubs Arc Pop Rocks. Indie, pop, rock, cheese and more. 10:30pm–2am, £1–£3 Audio Mad for it. Indie. 10:30pm–3am, £3/1.50 Digital Deviate. NTYPE, Bass Clef, Toddla T, Exel & Sandman and Moodie. 10pm–3am, £6 Honey Club Contagious. Southern FM’s Paul Hilyer plays house & dance.10:30pm–3am, £3/1 The Hope Brap FM. Downtempo to Techno! 8pm–2am, free Ocean Rooms Therapy. USBU official SOCFED night. 10:30pm–3am, £3/2 Po Na Na Off the Wall. Funk, soul and Motown from the 50s to present day. 10pm–3am, £2
Friday 31 Live Music Brighton Calling: Gloria Cycles + My Federation + Hereldeduke + Lyrebirds Quality line-up of some of Brighton’s best bands. Providence, 8pm, £1 Brighton Early Music Festival Presents: Ordo Virtutum Candlelit staging of the earliest surviving drama by German composer Hildegard of Bingen. St Nicholas Church, 8pm, £6–15 Carnivalesque Halloween Special Unpredictable party fest with live bands, DJs and more! Brighton Coalition, 8pm, £10/6 The Informers Soul, R’n’B and funk. The Neptune, 8:30pm, free Jonathan Ansell: A Night At The Opera Brighton Centre, 6:30pm, £30 Los Albertos + Zen Hussies Ska/punk/funk fusing party-starters. Komedia, 11pm, £8/6 Martin Drew Trio A Brighton Jazz Club event. Komedia, 8pm, £12/10 Mick Terry Rock, blues and pop performer. Bali Brasserie, 8pm, £tbc The Presets Sydney electro outfit. Concorde 2, 7pm, £10 Soul Reality + Sid Arthur + The Slytones The UK’s number one psychedelic soul band. Latest Music Bar, 7pm, £6 The View Scots hot young guitar things not so hot this time round. Old Market, 8pm, £12.50 Wheatus (unplugged) Who knew they were still touring? Acoustic. Freebutt, 7:30pm, £tbc Bars and clubs 2 One One Lollipop. R’n’B and Hip Hop. 11pm–3am, free b4 11:30 Al Duomo InsideOut Halloween Special. Tech house, minimal & disco with Wonderland Avenue & Joel Xavier. 9pm–6am, free
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Arc Some Kind of Wonderful.60s.11pm–3am,£2 Audio Blah Blah Blah Halloween Party. Rex the Dog and guests. 11pm-–4am, £tbc Concorde 2 Freebass. Brighton’s heaviest free party! Satanic mix of basses for a monster mix of faces, from Chris Natural plus DJs from Lunarcy, Zapback & Junglizm.11pm-–4am, free Digital Stone Love – Halloween Special. 101% monstrous indie rock’n’roll. 11pm–3am, £4 Engine Rooms Deviant. Hard moshin’ rock alternative. 11pm–3am, £5/3 Esca Halloween Dreams. Haunting House for the witching hour! 9pm–2am, free Funky Buddha Lounge Halloween Special. Basement Jaxx performe a LIVE PA of ‘Romeo’, plus Kele le Roc, Sean Quinn, Lil Kris and Rebecca. 11pm-–6am, £6/5 Funky Fish The Funky Fish Club. Soul, funk, old skool, 60s and 70s tunes. 10pm-–3am, £5/3.50 Honey Club Hed Kandi. Kandi Klassics and Twisted Kandi in 3 rms. 10pm-–3:30am, £5–£13 Latest Music Bar The Boom Boom Saloon. Rock ‘n’ Roll, Rhythm ‘n’ Blues, Country Funk, Soul and Swing! 10:30pm–2:30am, free Ocean Rooms She’s Good For Business. Indie/electro alternative. 11pm–3:30am, £3 Om Bar and Club Halloween Fancy Dress Party. Inheriting an uber guest DJ plus spooky cocktail giveaways! 4:30pm–3:30am, free Pavilion Tavern Kick Out the Jams. Rock’n’Roll mayhem sploshed together with beer, indie anthems and punk. 10:30pm–3am, £4/3 Po Na Na Ice Box. Funky house night for a dressed up crowd. 10pm–3am, £5/4 Tru Skint. A choice of 3! Mainstream funky house, R’n’B and disco. 10pm–2:30am, free–£3 Water Margin Fractions. Minimal tech house. 10pm–2am, £tbc, B-Side. Tech and filthy electro with Tiger Lily and Paul My Fingah. 2am, £5
Saturday 1 Live Music Bands and Vampesque– All Hallows Party Halloween extravaganza with live music from Frankylou, Retrovertz and Bird Eats Baby and spooky burlesque. Hare & Hounds, 7pm, £10 Boyan Ensemble of Kiev St Bartholomews, 7:30pm, £16/14 Brighton Early Music Festival: Double Back 1607 Ensemble. Unitarian Church, 1pm, £10/8 Lords Quality old-fashioned Nottingham psyche rockers. Engine Rooms, 7:30pm, £tbc The Feeling Camp-as-Christmas soft-rock dandies. Brighton Centre, 8pm, £22.50 Orange Goblin Pure, brilliant,stoner rock greatness with seemingly Chewbacca as their frontman. Freebutt, 7:30pm, £tbc Skatoons A rockin’ collision of ska, funk and jazz. The Brunswick, 8pm, £5 Speak and Spell: Depeche Mode tribute + Digitalis Tribute to Basildon’s finest export. Prince Albert, 8pm, £tbc Supper Club: The Coalminers The only UK band dedicated to performing Allen Toussaint’s music. Hanbury Club, 7pm, £7-–10 The Stash: Gloria Cycles + The Rivers + Carter Brown + The Misbegotten Strong line-up with local indie rockers. Hope, 8pm, £4 Bars and clubs Arc Hold Up. Indie. 10:30pm-–4am, £5 Audio SOL Presents: Winter Sessions. Early winter love with guest DJs. 10pm–4am, free Concorde 2 Supercharged. All you can eat buffet of dubstep, grime, baltimore, drum ‘n’ bass & beyond. Served by Scratch Perverts, Caspa & Rusko + Riskoteque.11pm–4am, £11.50 Digital Pussycat Club – Scary Movie. Cutting edge Freakish Funky Electro and Spine Tingling Dirty House from the beautiful Suzee X, Al Outram and Nippa. 11pm-–4am, £12/10 Engine Rooms Born Bad. Alternative madness for glamorous girls and boys. 11pm–3am, £5/4 Funky Buddha Lounge Buddha Soul. Disco, funk, house from Mike Panteli. 10pm–3am, £10 Funky Fish The Funky Fish Club. Soul, funk, old skool, 60s and 70s tunes. 10pm–3am, £6/3.50 Hare & Hounds Bands & Vampesque – All Hallows Party! Indie/rock band, Retrovertz! Joining them is Adhora, Phobia, sideshow acts and burlesque! Dress to scare! 7pm–2am, £10 Honey Club Sevensins. Big room electro, trance and house with guests. 10:30pm–5am, £12/5 Komedia Stick it On! Making average Joes future heroes? To spin your favourite choons for 15 minutes go to www.stickiton.co.uk. 11pm, £5
Latest Music Bar The Boom Boom Saloon. Late night liquor lounge with rock ‘n’ roll, rhythm ‘n’ blues, country funk, soul and swing! 10:30pm–2:30am, free Ocean Rooms Spunk’s Halloween Porn Party with Private Video. Join Ralph Lawson & Tristan da Cunha of 2020 vision/ back to basics for a most debauched night! 11pm–10am, £tbc Pavilion Tavern Drop Zone. Dark, heavy, glam, alternative dance and beer to dribble down you ‘til you drop! 10:30pm- 3am, £3-£4 Sidewinder Spinderella’s Not a Fella – 2nd Birthday! Motown to techno. 9pm- 2am, free Tru Glitterbaby. Thickly spreading favourite chart tunes across 3 rooms. 9pm–3am, £10/8 Volks Psychedelicious. Psytrance upstairs to breaks, funk and chill in the low level of the funky monkey room. 11pm–5am, £7/5 Water Margin Logo. Future heroes to world famous DJs spin house til dawn.3–8am, £7/5
Sunday 2 Live Music The Big Chill Live All-dayer with bands, DJs, VJs and fun. Brighton Coalition, 12pm, free Boy George Former Culture Club frontman and more recently New York roadsweeper. Theatre Royal, 8pm, £25 Brighton Early Music Festival: The Band of Violins The Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment explore Henry Purcell’s band of violins. Corn Exchange, 5pm, £1 Carnival Collective The Glastonbury and Larmer Tree favourites record this special set. Concorde 2, 8pm, £5/3 The Fall Mark E Smith brings this latest incarnation of the punk legends to the unlikely location of Hove! Hove Town Hall, 7:30pm, £18 Jake La Botz Blues musician and star of Rambo! Magnum Opus Tattoo, 8pm, £tbc OAE’s Night Shift at Brighton Early Music Festival The Orchestra of the Age of Enlightenment explore Henry Purcell’s band of violins. Corn Exchange, 9pm, £4–£10 Paul Simmonds + Naomi Bedford + Peep Show Voyeurs Former The Men They Couldn’t Hang member. Prince Albert, 8pm, £tbc Roast ‘n’ Jazz: Lineup TBC Sunday roast and some nice jazz to boot. Latest Music Bar, 12:30pm- 3:30pm, £10 inc full roast dinner Vineyard Rock and roll meets gospel! Latest Music Bar, 7pm, free Bars and clubs Honey Club Sundelicious. Knockin’ siesta sundays into the past, Lee Garrett and Salerno play house and soulful beats. 10pm–3am, £2/1 The Open House We Change the Frequency. Tipping up the box of predictable music, Stephen Jarvis boshes out all things diverse from Radiohead, Madlib, National Forest and Playgroup. 8pm, free
Monday 3 Live Music Alphabeat + Das Pop Danish pop boys and girls with a distinctly eighties sound. Concorde 2, 8pm, sold out The Brighton Beach Boys Brighton’s popular tribute band play their monthly residency. Hanbury Club, 7:30pm, £6 John Tams and Barry Coope + Michael Chapman BBC Radio 2008 Folk Duo of the Year make a welcome return. Chequer Mead Arts Centre, East Grinstead, 8pm, £13 Scouting For Girls Soft-rocking, arena-filling boyband. Brighton Centre, 8pm, £17.50 Sly and Robbie The drum and bass backbone to everyone from Dylan to Santana to The Stones. Komedia, 8pm, £17.50 Bars and clubs Brighton Coalition Trash Mondays. Dribbling cheap sambucca down the front of students every monday. Filthy fun with all your fave tunes. 10:30pm–3am, free Honey Club Disco Babe. Disco and indie with drinks £1.50 all night. 10:30pm-–2:30am, £3/1 Po Na Na Fat Poppadaddys. Student friendly cocktail of funk, reggae, indie and pop. 10pm–2:30am, £3/1 Volks Strictly Reggae. Dancehall, bashment, roots and revival. 10pm, £4.50/3.50 Music by Nick Aldwinckle Clubs and Bars by Jaime Pettit latest 7 35
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Tessa Watson (left) trying ‘Pride ice cream’ with Pride director Lesley Burn in August
Pride at work Fancy working for the UK's biggest free Pride festival? The organisers of Brighton and Hove Pride are looking for an office manager to join their staff. Current post holder Tessa Watson, who has been with Pride for twoand-a-half years, is moving on to work for Culture24, a group of websites that promote museums, galleries and heritage sites. Her replacement is sought to work 30 hours a week with occasional evening and weekend duties for a salary of £15,500 (£19,117 pro rata). He or she will support Pride's community activities and maintain the website. The charity is also looking for a book-keeper/finance officer to work on a contractual basis for around 18 to 24 days a year. As part of the Pride team, both roles must ensure the diversity of the LGBT community underpins all activities. To apply, send a CV with a covering email stating which role you are applying for to lesley@brightonpride.org by Friday 31 October. Interviews will be held on Friday 7 November. Pride is also seeking new trustees. For an application pack, call the Pride office on 01273 775939 or email office@brightonpride.org. Closing date is 14 November and interviews will take place between 1 and 12 December. More details of all positions at www.brightonpride.org
Pride giveaway Latest has a DVD of this year's Pride parade and celebration in Preston Park to give away. The film is not officially made by Pride, but raises money for the charity behind the festival, Pride (South East) Ltd. It follows the story of the 2008 parade from setting up to after parties. There are interviews with members of the public and an indepth interview with James Ledward, editor of GScene. The movie was made by Hove-based Danny Boy Productions. Danny's first film of Pride last year caused controversy after he was wrongly accused of making it in a bootleg attempt to make money from Pride. In fact, money from each sale of the DVD was donated to Pride (South East) Ltd. This year £1 from each DVD will go the the charity. Danny spent £2,000 on production and is not expecting to make all the money back, but hopes the production will help him establish himself as a film-maker. The DVD is on sale from www.dannyboyproductions.tv or at Clone Zone and Cardome in St James's Street with a special offer price of £5.99. To enter answer this question: what is the name of the charity that stages Brighton and Hove Pride? Email competitions@thelatest.co.uk with Pride DVD in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email, along with your name, address and telephone number, or write to the address at the front of the magazine.
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When my friend Laura reminded me of the old adage that men are like buses, my response was: “What? You have to fork over a couple of quid before you get anywhere?” But that wasn’t what Laura meant, and don’t think I didn’t get a slapped wrist for being so pessimistic. Men are like buses, she reminded me patiently, because you wait ages for one and then two come along at once. Well, I couldn’t agree more, having managed to score myself two first dates on two consecutive nights, with two men called… wait for it… Dave. Now, although I’ve been known to date extensively throughout the
conspiracy to destroy Western civilisation from within (“What do you think they’re going to do?” I fumed. “Jump up and down in unison and spin the Earth out of orbit?!”) might leave you a little despondent. But therein lies the benefit of double Daving: I still had a Dave in reserve. Dave Two was an old acquaintance from the Midlands, who had flown south for work, and who was probably surprised on the morning of our date when I rang up and tentatively asked if he fancied a Chinese. Once it had been established that he was tolerant of other cultures, the night was a great success; what Dave One lacked in personality,
“I’d managed to steer clear of the common or garden Dave, and here I was, double Daving“ alphabet, up to that point I’d managed to steer clear of the common or garden Dave, and here I was, double Daving. First up to the mark came Dave One, a strapping hunk of Welsh beefcake who knocked back pints, spoke knowledgeably about rugby, and proved to be tone-deaf during a Singstar session. Ok, so maybe he wasn’t that much of a conversationalist, but I was prepared to overlook this providing he kept the drinks coming and promised never to wear anything that covered his upper arms. Of course, as with most of the men I’ve dated recently, there was a fly in the ointment; a fly wearing a pointy white hood and carrying a tiny burning cross. Yes, as I quickly discovered, Dave One was a racist. Now, usually learning your date believes there’s a Chinese
Dave Two had in spades. I found myself thinking this was someone I could have a good time with. Unfortunately, this was all rather academic as since I’d last seen him Dave Two had got so ugly that, were he to enter an ugly contest, the judges would probably say “Sorry, no professionals.” The irony being if you were to find some way of transplanting his personality into my previous date’s body, I’m sure the result would be my perfect man. But, as I didn’t have a bonesaw handy, I had to content myself with giving him a peck on the cheek and jumping on the nightbus before I turned to stone. I guess, even though it’s exciting when two buses arrive at once, my inner optimist knows there’ll always be another one along; a better bus that will take me to places I want to go. And I doubt it’ll be driven by a Dave.
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GAYLISTINGS 28 Oct – 3 Nov Tuesday 28 Amsterdam Skint or Mint. Bingo and new interactive game ‘Skint or Mint’! 8pm, free. Brighton Tavern Brighton Gay Men’s Chorus. Bar open 12pm, free. Ghetto Twisted Karaoke. 10pm, free. Legends Relax – It’s Tuesday. Friendly bar with smoking/sun terrace. Bar open 11am–5am, free. Marlborough Free poker night. Queen’s Arms Karaoke with Betty Swollocks. 9pm, free. R-Bar Shoot Me Baby! FREE shot of Corky’s or Sourz with every alcoholic bevvy! 12pm–2am. Revenge Playground. School Disco with a twist. Stewart T spins trax from the 80s, 90s and 00s! 10:30pm–4am, £3 or free NUS/in uniform. The Aquarium Theatre Bar Josh Mill's Music Night. With Uncle Ben’s quiz night from 9pm. Bar open 12pm, free.
Wednesday 29 Ghetto Miss-Shapes. A cool mix of indie and pop dolled out by HRH, Queen Josephine. 10pm. Legends Super Karaoke. New karaoke & quiz night from 9pm. 11am–5am, free. Marlborough YouTube night. Prince Regent Swimming Pool Out To Swim South. 8:30pm, £4 per session, £20 annual pass. R-Bar Cocktail Club. Enjoy the champagne lifestyle on lemonade money! 12pm–2am. Revenge pop!SEXY. Expect live on stage entertainment and chart pop and R’n’B. 10:30pm–3am, £3/2 NUS. Star Inn Charity Jukebox. Open 12pm–11pm. The Basement Play. With DJ Alex Baker spinning all things house. 11pm–4am, free.
10:30pm–4am, free b4 11:30 w/ pass,£4/5 after. The Basement Eddie K's Jukebox. Dance, cheesy pop and Europop. 11pm–4am, free.
Friday 31 Amsterdam Get Ready For The Weekend. Pre club drinks. 7pm, free. Charles Street Club Curiosity Lite – Halloween Spectacular. Unadulterated trashy disco pop with a spooky twist! 10:30pm–3am, £5/4/3. Ghetto Popstarz. Indie anthems, alternative classics and current underground hits. 10pm. Komedia SDB: A Spooky Halloween Special. With vile cabaret from the disgusting Boogaloo Stu stitched together with monster pop tunes from Dynamite Sal. 10:30pm, £6. Legends Pre-Celebration. Pure Pop. 7pm, free. Marlborough Girls’ night, open on two floors. Queen’s Arms Pink. Definitive handbag, commercial and camp tunes. Plus unlimited drinks wristbands for £20! 9pm–2am, free. R-Bar The Girls On Top Bar. DJ Smiffy hauls her best in trash, pop and party tunes from Girls on Top to R-Bar. 12pm–7am, free. Revenge Lollipop Halloween Special. Zombies, A gory night hosted by the frightening Lollipop Girls & a pop soundtrack from Stewart T. 10:30pm–5am, free b4 11/5 b4 12/7 after. Star Inn Return of the Friday Bears Inc. Uplifting house and pop remixes. 8pm–1am. The Basement The Haunted Basement Club with Dolly Rocket. Alex Baker spins girly pop & handbag tracks all night long. 11pm–4am, free! The PV at The Jury’s Out Halloween Party. Devilish shots, prizes & a guest DJ. 12pm, free.
Saturday 1 Thursday 30 Charles Street Bar Mad Cow. £1.25 a pint, £1 a bottle or a shot... 8pm–11pm, £1. Charles Street Club The Vampires Ball – Religion. 2 floors of funky house. 2 superior hosts, 1 dose of Devils punch and drop dead graveyard décor! 10pm–3am, £4/3. Ghetto Booty Call. R’n’B night! 10pm, £tbc. Hanbury Club HalloQueen: The Night He Came Homo. Queertronica, pop, bizarre dancing, live music including Jacob’s Stories and-fancy dress in aid of Terrence Higgins Trust. 7:30pm, £8/6. Legends Cabaret every Thursday from 9.30pm. Marlborough Open mike night. Queen’s Arms Lucky Dip Karaoke. hosted by Betty Swollocks. Bar open 12pm–11:30pm, free. R-Bar I Can’t Wait for the Weekend To Begin! Funked up, soulful and uplifiting house from 9.30pm. Bar open 12pm–2am, free. Revenge GirlsOnTop – Witches Brew. Fabulously trashy weekly lesbian night with Deck Heroine LadyBex and DJ Smiffy.
Jacob’s Stories, HalloQueen, Hanbury Club, tuesday 30th
Amsterdam Sun Downers. Enjoy the best beach house music in Brighton. 8pm–2am, free. Charles Street Club Pussy Party. A fusion of indie, rock, electro, pop, R’n’B hits and funky house anthems. 10:30pm–3am, £tbc. Ghetto Wigout. A kitschy, cool night for the seriously unserious. 10pm, £tbc. Marlborough Guest DJs and live music. Queen's Arms Karaoke Party with Kamp Kevin. Vocalists, comedians and drag (3:30–5:30pm). Bar open 12pm–12:30am, free. R-Bar Kinky Baby. A pre-clubbing crowd warmup for Kinky Dangerous with new boy on the block, Jozzie O. 9pm–7am, free. Revenge Kinky Dangerous. 4 top DJs, 2 floors, and 6.5 hours of fun. 10:30pm–5am, £7/5. The Aquarium Theatre Bar Cabaret. 9pm. The Basement Ignition. With the dance sounds of DJ Peter Castle. 11pm–4am, free all night! The PV at The Jury’s Out Saturday Madness. The best in Brighton duets from 4:30pm, then PV's house DJs take over! Bar open 12pm, free.
Sunday 2 Amsterdam Sunday Lunch. Traditional roasts (12–5:30pm) and relaxing vibes with a cabaret twist. Hosted by Connie Conway from 8pm. Ghetto Club Tropicana. 10pm, £tbc. Komedia Bent Double. Zoe Lyons comperes an evening of camp comedy. 7:30pm, £10/8. Legends Sunday Cabaret and Chill Out. 3:15pm. The Basement Embrace. Charty tracks provided by G-A-Y DJ Nick Shepherdson.11pm–4am, free.
Monday 3 Amsterdam The Monday Musical. Gimmie gimmie gimmie a musical, some fresh popcorn and a drink from the bar! Bar open 11am, free. Charles Street Club Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin the best party tracks spanning the last 4 decades with drinks promos. 10pm–2am, £1.50. Ghetto (Formerly Candy Bar) Shibby Shabblers. DJs Pookie and Crackwhore. £1.50 pints and vodka mix. 9pm–2am, £tbc. Legends Dave Lynn and Friends. A hysterical night of cabaret, 9:30pm. Bar open 11pm–5am. Marlborough Trans night. Queen’s Arms Cherry Poppins Karaoke Show. plus drinks promos, 9pm. Bar open 12pm, free. The Basement Back to the 80s and 90s. Let DJ Steve Lush whisk you back with his classic floorfillers. 11pm–4am, free.
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Wednesdays 9pm, Channel 4
(1990, ITV2, 11.55pm. Dir John Badham) For the insomniac in you that just won’t nod off you could do worse than this Mel Gibson/Goldie Hawn vehicle. They’re exes, he’s supposed to have died years ago, they bump into each other and – kapowy! – they’ve got baddies on their tales. Frivolous fluffy stuff and the banter keeps coming.
I love this. At first I was a little perplexed as to what the point of it was, but now I love it. The Hughes family let 21 cameras and 16 microphones be placed all over their house, except for the bathroom, and be filmed for 100 days all in the name of documentaries, while the director and his crew sit watching on TV screens from a rented cottage next door. The point of all this was to get a complete look at the average family, to really see what goes on behind closed doors. And in a weird way, why would we need to as we live it ourselves? But on the other hand, I personally found it very comforting to see that we are actually all the same. Bedtimes, the number of kids or type of pet may vary but at the end of the day we are all bumbling along from day to day trying our best to discipline our children, avoid confrontation with our parents, go to work, come home, cook, eat, have a joke, fight, cry and laugh. I wouldn’t really call this groundbreaking but there is certainly something special about it. These eight episodes show you life. And that’s the life of real people, not famous people, not people who want to be famous, not rich or poor, just average. And it works, superbly well. The dad does the cooking and a majority of the shouting when it is not necessary. The mum tries her best to keep the peace and maintain a relationship with her second eldest daughter who spends all her time and money at the local nightclubs. The two youngest children only seem to get in any trouble when the elder sister is in the area. Some of the time we as the viewer get the advantage of being a fly on the wall, as we can see what really happened when the parents went out for the evening and, dare I say it, even takes sides between the kids. This is not the kind of show you race to get home to watch but if you get the chance I would recommend it. There is nothing more fascinating than the way humans work and this is a prime example. Anyone who thinks this will be like Big Brother is very wrong. The family being filmed do not want to be famous. There is no playing up to the camera. You watch life unfold and it is incredibly comforting to see that it’s not only you that has a raging argument and then sidles up for a hug after; who prats around dancing in the front room; drops glasses; won’t clean up; cooks dinner for everyone and no one says thanks. I don’t know why – but there is something about this show that I love. It’s just a shame it’s only eight weeks long.
Bird On A Wire ★★★✩✩
WEDNESDAY 29 Hart To Hart: Til Death Us Do Hart ★★★✩✩ (1995, Five, 3.05pm. Dir Tom Mankiewicz) This is Jonathan Hart – he’s quite a guy. This is Jennifer Hart – she’s goi-gious. And when they met it was moi-der. And so started every episode. This is the last in the reunion movies, taking the loved up pair to Munich to save a boy. Classic afternoon telly.
Movies on the box this week Halloween II ★★★✩✩ (1981, BBC1, 12.40am. Dir Rick Rosenthal) Picking up immediately from where the first Halloween left off – in fact, overlapping by a tad – Laurie Strode has been attacked by hockey maskloving Michael Myers and is saved by Donald Pleasance in a very timely manner. Then the baddie’s body disappears, leading to rampage and gore a-plenty in small town suburbia.
SATURDAY 1 A Time to Kill ★★★★✩ (1996, BBC1, 11.30pm. Dir Joel Schumacher) A lawyer must defend a black factory worker accused of murdering two racist thugs who raped his daughter. He is helped by a veteran attorney and a keen law student as he faces the intimidating prosecutor on the controversial case. Based on John Grisham’s best-selling novel. Close Encounters of the Third Kind ★★★✩✩ (1977, E4, 6.10pm. Dir Steven Spielberg) A blue-collar worker’s encounter with a UFO leaves him a changed man. Early Spielberg classic, with a deep emotional draw as the bright lights and little people from the sky make their presence felt in small-town America. (Trivia: the aliens were played by 12-year-old girls).
SUNDAY 2 THURSDAY 30 Breakfast On Pluto ★★★★✩ (2005, Film4, 11.05pm. (Dir Neil Jordan) Cillian Murphy plays Patrick ‘Kitten’ Braden in a tale of transvestite homosexuality in Northern Ireland in the 1970s. Taken from the pen of Patrick McCabe, whose previous collaboration with Jordan brought us The Butcher Boy, this is touching and unique with an edge of brassiness to stop the sap.
FRIDAY 31 Cabin Fever ★★★✩✩ (2002, E4, 10.35pm. (Dir Eli Roth) It’s Hallowe’en so there’s got to be gore. It’s practically the law, which is why Hostel creator Eli Roth’s debut fits so well into tonight’s programming. With a group of young and beautifuls, a flesh-eating virus and paranoia making their home in the woods, there’s more than trouble at t’mill.
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Angels Over Broadway
★★★★✩ (1940, Film4, 2.50pm. Dir Ben Hecht and Lee Garmes) Catch this often overlooked characterdriven moral fable about the antics of a small town crook who attempts to swindle a millionaire. Douglas Fairbanks Jr. plays alongside the iconic Rita Hayworth as his partner in crime. The film is brimming with sparkling dialogue and well deserves a look.
MONDAY 3 Cherry Falls ★★★✩✩ (2000, Ch4, 10.30pm. Dir Geoffrey Wright) Black comedy horror as a serial killer causes panic and terror while he systematically picks off the virgins in a small-town high school. The pupils embark on a frenzy of terror-fuelled lust, leaving the local sheriff’s daughter in a quandary as she does not quite feel ready for intimacy with her boyfriend.
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tuesday 28 Spooks BBC1, 9pm S’back! And Harry’s not pleased. Vowing a bloody revenge on the head of Russia’s intelligence service – “it’s just biznez, Harry. Don’t take it so personally” – he enrols the help of newly released Lucas North. He may look good in the Savile Row swirly coat running down the road but is he one of us? Only one way to know.
The Troubles I’ve Seen ITV1, 10.40pm It’s easy to forget how recently ‘The Troubles’ in Northern Ireland had led it to become a first tour of duty for every British serviceman. Famous faces tell their stories of growing up with this conflict as the backdrop to their lives, including tales from Patrick Kielty, James Nesbitt, Gloria Hunniford and Eamonn Holmes.
He Kills Coppers ITV3, 10pm Based on the popular Jake Arnott novel of 60s British gangsters, police and journalists sparring, this excellent adaptation traverses the story over five years. The starting date is 1966 and after the murder of three police officers, Tony Meehan is suddenly the expert on Billy Porter – Cop Killer.
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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Gimme A Break 9.25 Bernard 9.30 Prank Patrol 10.00 Evacuation To The Manor House 10.30 Serious Ocean 11.00 Dangermouse 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out Of The Blue 1.25 Coast 1.30 Animal Park: Wild In Africa 2.15 Market Kitchen 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Rosemary Shrager’s School For Cooks 5.00 Golden Balls
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 6.55 Freshly Squeezed 7.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Just Shoot Me 8.20 Just Shoot Me 8.45 Frasier 9.15 Will And Grace 9.45 Will And Grace 10.10 Charmed 11.05 Charmed 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Wife Swap 1.30 British Made 1.40 FILM: Catch That Kid (2004) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Colin And Justin’s - How Not To Decorate 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.05 FILM: 919 Fifth Avenue (1995) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Irish League Football: Carnegie Premier League 10.30 Seamaster Sailing 11.00 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 1.00pm Seamaster Sailing 1.30 Big League Weekend 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.00 Irish League Football: Carnegie Premier League 5.30 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 9.00 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 12.30am Ford Football Special 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 X-Adventures 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ricky takes the kids trick-or-treating, with disastrous consequences. What – tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanoes? Anything less does not qualify as a disaster. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Joseph realises he has upset Faye and tries to make amends. She’s sensitive that Faye. Maybe it’s because she’s used to being a pampered rock star’s wife. 9.00 Spooks See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Imagine... Jay-Z: He Came, He Saw, He Conquered Arts documentary series. Alan Yentob explores the life and work of the chart topping rapper and multimillionaire businessman Jay-Z, shadowing him for six months. Yo. 11.25 Film 2008: Quantum Of Solace Special Jonathan Ross previews the return of James Bond in Quantum of Solace. 12.05am FILM: Chippendales: Just Can’t Get Enough (2001) 1.35 Celebrity Scissorhands 2.35 Weatherview 2.40 Sign Zone: See Hear 3.10 Beautiful People 3.40 Recipe For Success 4.25 Joins BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts a general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia is joined by this week’s saved couple. Hallelujah! 7.00 Elephants Of Samburu Crippled elephant Babel encounters crocodiles in her struggle to survive, and we follow a newborn elephant through her first day. Almost Disney. 7.30 All Over The Shop Business guru Geoff Burch doles out lessons in professionalism to three shop owners in Macclesfield. 8.00 Autumnwatch Bill and Kate set a challenge for the red squirrels to find out whether they are as clever as their grey counterparts. 9.00 British Style Genius The series exploring what makes British fashion and style distinctive continues by exploring the idea of a British national costume. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland The iconic Grace Jones performs, which sees her reunited with the likes of Sly and Robbie. My Morning Jacket pop in, and Brazilian musician and filmstar Seu Jorge takes to the studio. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Savile Row Three-part documentary series about Savile Row, the London street famous for its bespoke tailoring establishments. 12.20am Joins BBC News 4.00 Suenos World Spanish (x7)
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Louise decides to pursue her ambitions on the other side of the world - but will Jamie forgive and forget her? 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Ten more hopeful contestants compete in the ‘fastest finger first’ round for a place in the hot seat opposite Chris Tarrant, and the chance to walk away with the top prize of a million pounds. A helping hand to anyone at the mo’. 9.00 Cops With Cameras Britain’s police record their daily battle on the front line of crime. Sounds like the title of a song from an 80s indie band. Soz. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather 10.40 The Troubles I’ve Seen See highlights. 11.40 Sally Morgan: Star Psychic Celebrity psychic Sally Morgan tests her skills on famous people. Today she meets paparazzi king Darren Lyons and Kimberley Stewart, before she gets messages for Lisa Scott-Lee from her recently deceased grandparents. 12.35am Nightwatch With Steve Scott – Emergency 1.25 Quincy, ME 2.20 Loose Women 3.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lauren goes to see Newt again, determined to prove to him that she is sorry for not believing him about Niall. It’s like he’s cursed to be Cassandra, telling the truth with no one believing him. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Nursing Britain 8.00 Miss Naked Beauty The final 12 women have to learn to love every bit of their bodies when faced with a photo shoot with a twist. They have to pose in yoga positions? 9.00 Embarrassing Teen Bodies The mobile clinic visits a music festival attended by 45,000 teens. The doctors help 13-year-old Claudia who is bullied because of her extreme eczema. Not a sport. 10.00 Neil Morrissey’s Risky Business Neil Morrissey and his best friend Richard Fox attempt to open up their own pub and microbrewery. Hic! 11.05 The Family Repeat. 12.10am Embarrassing Teen Bodies 1.15 Party Poker Nations Cup 2008 2.10 KOTV Classics 2008 3.00 FIA GT Championship 3.30 KOTV 3.55 Red Bull Air Race 2008 4.50 Bennetts British Superbike Championship 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00 Home And Away Aden is heartbroken when he sees Belle with a new man. 6.30 Lights, Camera, Animals As Webster the performing pooch prepares to retire from showbiz, his puppy William begins training to replace his dad. New dog, old tricks. 7.00 Five News 7.30 Highland Emergency A Royal Navy crew rushes to the aid of a desperately ill diver. 8.00 Nature Shock Documentary examining freak occurrences in the natural world. Like when in 2004 a dead sperm whale exploded in the middle of a Taiwan street. As it does. 9.00 CSI: Miami The team investigates the murder of a wealthy businessman. Horatio discovers that the businessman was recently married to Kyle’s mother but was about to annul the marriage, and he thinks Julia might been behind it. 10.00 CSI: NY The search for the taxi-cab killer continues. 11.00 Law And Order: SVU The detectives probe the murder of a graduate student who had been working to rehabilitate hardened criminals. Not well enough. 12.00am The FBI Files 1.00 NBA Basketball 3.45 NASCAR: The Sprint Cup 4.35 USPGA Golf 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 7.30 Seamaster Sailing 8.00 World Motor Sport 10.30 Big League Weekend 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 NFL 4.00 Seamaster Sailing 4.30 NFL: Total Access 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.00 Poker Million 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 World Motor Sport
Sky Sports 3 9.00am Showjumping 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm World Motor Sport 2.30 IndyCar Series 4.30 X-Adventures 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 NFL 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 Hyundai A League 11.30 Revista De La Liga 12.30am Sports Unlimited 1.30 Poker Million
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12.00pm Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Futurama (x2) 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Lion Man (x2) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Prison Break 11.00 Drug Wars: D.E.A. 12.00am Road Wars (x2)
7.00pm The Most Annoying Pop Songs... We Hate To Love 8.00 Celebrity Scissorhands 9.00 Last Man Standing 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Coming Of Age 11.00 Spooks 12.00am Celebrity Scissorhands 1.00 Last Man Standing 2.00 The Most Annoying Pop Songs... We Hate To Love
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Railway Walks 8.00 1914-1918 8.50 Bottom Up: The Chauffeur’s Tale 9.00 That Mitchell And Webb Look 9.30 Flight Of The Conchords 10.00 The Book Quiz 10.30 In Love With Barbara 11.55 When Borat Came To Town: Storyville 12.55am Railway Walks 1.25 In Love With Barbara
3.45pm The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.15 The Montel Williams Show 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 Homes From Hell 2008 9.00 FILM: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 11.25 Quantum Of Solace: Bond On Location 11.55 FILM: Bird On A Wire (1990) 2.05am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl
4.00pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Wonder Years (x2) 7.55 PD James: Taste For Death 9.00 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Front Seat 10.00 He Kills Coppers. See highlights. 11.00 Lie With Me 12.35am PD James: Taste For Death
12.45pm Scrubs (x2) 1.45 One Tree Hill 2.35 The OC 3.30 Gilmore Girls 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl (x3) 9.00 Friends (x2) 10.00 Dead Set 10.35 Fonejacker (x2) 11.40 Skins 12.40am Scrubs (x2) 1.40 Gilmore Girls 2.25 Skins 3.25 My Name Is Earl
1.10pm Deal Or No Deal 2.00 ER 3.00 Hill Street Blues 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.05 Grand Designs 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Property Ladder 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 10.00 True Stories: Jesus Politics 12.00am Born Survivor: Bear Grylls
12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 Missing 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Charmed 5.00 Charmed 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace 7.30 Will And Grace 8.00 Most Haunted Live: Village Of The Damned 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Will And Grace 1.30 Will And Grace 2.00 Sensing Murder
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5.00pm Keeping Up Appearances 5.40 Waiting For God 6.20 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.40 The Good Life 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 9.40 The Green Green Grass 10.20 Only Fools And Horses 11.00 The Royle Family 11.35 Dinnerladies 12.15am The Green Green Grass
2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 South Park (x2) 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Coupling 11.50 Becker (x2) 12.50 The Winner 1.20 Big Day
1.00pm Forensic Detectives 2.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 Deadliest Catch (x2) 10.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00am Crime Scene Australia
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 FILM: Bone Eater (2007) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Angel 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Medium (x2) 10.00 Eli Stone 11.00 Stephen King’s Desperation 12.00am FILM: Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel Of Emmanuelle (2000)
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1.40pm The Glenn Miller Story (1954) 3.40 The Road To Utopia (1945) 5.15 The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 7.20 Panic In The Streets (1950) 9.00 Experiment In Terror (1962) 11.10 Coogan’s Bluff (1968) 12.50am I’ll Never Forget What’s ‘is Name (1969) 2.30 Coogan’s Bluff (1968)
12.45pm Offside (2006) 2.20 Neil Young: Heart Of Gold 4.10 Days Of Glory (2005) 6.15 The Namesake (2006) 8.20 Still Crazy (1998) 10.00 Hard Eight (1997) 11.45 The Good German (2005) 1.40am Man’s New Best Friend 2.10 Burn After Reading Special 2.40 Days Of Glory (2005)
1.00pm She Married Her Boss (1935) 2.50 The Return Of Frank James (1940) 4.40 Rio Grande (1950) 6.45 Save The Last Dance (2001) 9.00 Hero (2002) 10.55 Short Cuts (1993) Director Robert Altman takes on writer Raymond Carver with a stellar ensemble cast.
10.50am Flight Command (1940) 1.00pm The Band Wagon (1953) 3.00 Where The Boys Are (1960) 4.50 Friendly Persuasion (1956) 7.15 The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight (1971) 9.00 Brainstorm (1983) 10.55 The Best House In London (1968) 12.40am The Power (1968) 2.40 Humoresque (1946)
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wednesday 29 It Pays To Watch Five, 7.30pm Thought that once you’d paid your insurance on your mortgage that was it? Surely not! And this is in a good way – money expert Martin Lewis explains how to claim back thousands of pounds in mortgage protection insurance. Yay! Plus, a switched-on saver from Slough offers tips of changing household insurers.
Desperate Housewives Channel 4, 10pm Still going strong and now five years in the future, everything’s going swimmingly – on the surface. Bree begins to feel the pressure of balancing a marriage and a career and quite what that will do to her OCD ‘perfect’ life is anyone’s guess. Plus, Gabby tries to cover up her lack of social status. The diminutive model.
Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie ITV2, 9pm Jack’s got his buddies to join him in his terrifying escapades – well, he is a charming fellow. It must’ve taken a lot of charm to get Craig David, Emma Griffiths and Huey from The Fun Lovin’ Criminals to agree to spend a night strapped to a cliff and learn to box in Mexico City. Sweet talker.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Real Rescues 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 LazyTown 3.30 Dennis The Menace 3.50 The Secret Show 4.03 The Owl 4.05 Get 100 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Gimme A Break 9.25 Bernard 9.30 Prank Patrol 10.00 Evacuation To The Manor House 10.30 Serious Ocean 11.00 Backstreet Bandits 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Animal Park 2.15 Market Kitchen 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads General quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two An exclusive peek into the training rooms to find out how our couples are shaping up for the weekend. People-shaped, obviously. 7.00 Autumnwatch Simon heads to the urban jungle of Birmingham where he encounters deer in the city. But how do they get there? On foot, most likely. Less driving deer than you might suppose. 8.00 The Restaurant After seven eventful weeks running their restaurants the two surviving couples come head to head in the final. 9.00 Heroes Several heroes stand at major crossroads, facing personal decisions that could redefine their identity as good or evil. Claire attempts to take down her first villain. You go, girl! 9.45 Heroes Unmasked Delves into the workings of the characters who return from the dead, and the way in which they are introduced. 10.00 Mock The Week Hosted by Dara O’Briain, with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle, and guests Andy Parsons, Mark Steel and Adam Hills. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Prescott: The Class System And Me John Prescott examines his place in a contemporary class system. 12.20am Joins BBC News 4.00 Suenos World Spanish (x4) 5.00 Spain Inside Out (x2)
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Rosemary Shrager’s School For Cooks 5.00 Golden Balls
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 6.55 Freshly Squeezed 7.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Just Shoot Me 8.20 Just Shoot Me 8.45 Frasier 9.15 Will And Grace 9.45 Will And Grace 10.10 Charmed 11.05 Charmed 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Wife Swap USA 1.30 Rescue Remedies 1.40 FILM: The Wolves Of Willoughby Chase (1989) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Colin And Justin’s How Not To Decorate 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.05 FILM: Hart To Hart: Till Death Do Us Hart (1995) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 2.00pm Football Asia 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Test Cricket 5.00 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports! 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Trans World Sport 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 Poker Million 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Kaddy Lee-Preston presents more surprising real-life stories from familiar places, including a look at the pioneering school in Eastbourne where children with special educational needs are taught side by side with the other students. 8.00 Motorway Cops – A Traffic Cops Special In Cheshire the motorway cops are dealing with a high speed crash which has left the fast lane blocked to traffic. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about forensic pathologists. When the half-naked body of a 12-year-old boy is discovered in a ditch near his school, the team is called in, bringing Nikki into contact with one of her former teachers, now the headmaster. Good teach, bad teach? Only Nikki can remember. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 The National Lottery Draws 10.45 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights. 12.05am Medium 12.50 Weatherview 12.55 Celebrity Scissorhands 1.55 Sign Zone: The Planners Are Coming 2.25 An Island Parish 2.55 Little Dorrit 3.55 Recipe For Success 4.40 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Anna wonders if she can keep her feelings for Matthew in check and concentrate on destroying his business. A curious dilemma for us all in scuppering someone’s livelihood. We shall all learn from her ruminations. 7.30 Coronation Street Peter Barlow returns with a surprise guest in tow! A tense Tony realises that his wedding is in peril. Becky’s nemesis threatens Steve. 8.00 The National Television Awards 2008 Trevor McDonald presents television’s biggest night of the year live from London’s Royal Albert Hall, as the nation’s favourite TV programmes and personalities are honoured. 10.00 News At Ten And Weather 10.40 Focus Debbie Thrower presents another hard-hitting investigation. 11.10 Love And War More wartime stories of love with Peter Williams. 11.40 Numb3rs To help catch the murderer of an Iraqi woman, Don calls on the help of the victim’s cousin, only to uncover a link. 12.40am Bingo Night Live 1.40 Raines 2.30 Loose Women 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Frankie is going to court to see Jack and Darren make their plea, but when Newt asks to come along she refuses to allow him to attend. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: Nursing Britain 8.00 Embarrassing Teen Bodies Dr Jessen explores the bad habits of teenage boys, while Dr McKenna reveals how binge drinking is putting their lives at risk. 9.00 The Family When son Tom starts wearing an earring, father Simon confronts him. 10.00 Desperate Housewives See highlights. 11.05 Embarrassing Teen Bodies Repeat of tonight’s show. 12.05am 4 Music: Monkey: Video Exclusive 12.10 4 Music: T-Mobile Transmission: Collaborations 12.30 4Play: Gabriella Cilmi 12.45 Cinematic Orchestra: To Build A Home 12.55 Coming Up 1.30 Swimming 1.45 The Virgin Daughters 2.45 3 Minute Wonder 2.50 The End Of The World Cult 3.50 Abductees 4.00 Tony Robinson’s Crime And Punishment 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00 Home And Away Kirsty and Miles are officially an item – but will that deter Bartlett? Unlikely. 6.30 Wild Animal ER Documentary series based at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire. 7.00 Five News 7.30 It Pays To Watch See highlights. 8.00 Axe Men The men are back from the Thanksgiving break and it is cut-throat time on the slopes. The autumn logging season is down to its final stretch, but seemingly impossible deadlines and breakneck speed put lives at risk. Tim-ber! 9.00 Paul Merton In India Paul is in Hyderabad, where he sees the world’s largest tricycle and meets a snake catcher. In Bangalore, he visits a prison famed for its excellent food and watches on as a man tries to set three world records. 10.00 Banged Up Abroad In 1993, university graduate Cullen Thomas was arrested for smuggling hashish into South Korea. Cue Simon Bates music as his story is re-told. 11.05 Unbreakable The competitors endure army training in the unforgiving conditions of the Sahara Desert. 12.05am Major League Baseball 4.20 Motorsport Mundial 4.45 Race And Rally UK 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away Martha
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Ford Football Special 11.00 Poker Million 1.00pm Ford Football Special 2.30 Poker Million 4.30 Hyundai A League 5.00 NFL: Total Access 6.00 Hyundai A League 6.30 Total Rugby 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.30 Football First: Match Choice 3.00 Sports Unlimited
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 X-Adventures 7.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 8.00 Revista De La Liga 9.00 X-Adventures 9.30 Motor Racing: Ginetta Championship 10.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 11.00 Hyundai A League 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Motor Racing: Ginetta Championship 12.30 Hyundai A League 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 X-Adventures 2.30 Motor Racing: Ginetta Championship 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 5.00 X-Adventures 5.30 Motor Racing: Ginetta Championship 6.00 European Challenge Tour 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 Test Cricket 9.00 European Challenge Tour 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 Total Rugby 11.00 Watersports World 12.00am European Challenge Tour 1.00 Test Cricket 2.30 Trans World Sport Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm Project Runway 2.00 Futurama (x2) 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Lion Man (x2) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 FILM: Analyze This (1999) 11.05 Road Wars (x2) 1.05 Street Wars 1.55 Miami Uncovered 2.45 Naked In Westminster 3.35 Scare Tactics
7.00pm The Most Annoying Pop Songs... We Hate To Love 8.00 Celebrity Scissorhands 9.00 Jamelia: Whose Hair Is It Anyway? 10.00 Heroes 10.45 Family Guy (x2) 11.25 Last Man Standing 12.25am Coming Of Age 12.55 Jamelia: Whose Hair Is It Anyway? 1.55 Celebrity Scissorhands
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 Britain From Above: Satellite Earth 9.00 The Satellite Story 10.00 A Year In Tibet 11.00 The Lost World Of Tibet 12.00am Earth From The Air 1.00 The Sky At Night 1.30 The Satellite Story 2.30 Britain From Above: Satellite Earth
7.00pm Smallville 8.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 9.00 Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie. See highlights. 10.00 Backstage Exclusive At The National Television Awards 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.30 Coronation Street 12.00am FILM: The World Is Not Enough (1999) 2.20 No Heroics 2.45 Teleshopping
5.10pm Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Wonder Years (x2) 7.55 PD James: Taste For Death 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 He Kills Coppers 11.00 Blue Murder 12.40am Kavanagh QC 2.00 PD James: Taste For Death 2.55 Heartbeat 3.50 Film File 4.00 Teleshopping
3.30pm Gilmore Girls 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 10.00 Dead Set 10.35 Fonejacker 11.05 Star Stories 11.35 When Women Rule The World 12.40am Scrubs (x2) 1.40 Gilmore Girls
5.05pm Grand Designs 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Property Ladder 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Dispatches: Don’t Bank On The Bailout 10.00 Bodyshock: Curse Of The Mermaid 11.05 Bodyshock 12.05am Curb Your Enthusiasm (x2) 1.20 Bodyshock
1.45pm The Fix 2.00 Missing 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace (x2) 8.00 Most Haunted Live: Village Of The Damned 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Will And Grace (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Jordan 3.00 Boston Legal 3.55 The Bachelor
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6.20pm Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.40 The Good Life 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 9.40 The Vicar Of Dibley 10.20 French And Saunders 11.00 The Royle Family 11.35 The Vicar Of Dibley 12.15am French And Saunders 12.55 The Dick Emery Show 1.15 The Royle Family (x2)
3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x4) 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Coupling 11.50 Scrubs (x2) 12.50 Becker (x2) 1.50 Linc’s 2.20 Comedy Store 2.50 Sexy Cam 3.00 Sex And The City
6.00pm American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 Rome 10.00 NASA’s Greatest Missions 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00am Crime Scene Australia 1.00 A Haunting 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Rome 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Extreme Engineering
3.00pm FILM: The Phantom (1996) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Angel 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 FILM: Hell’s Rain (2007) 9.50 FILM: Nuclear Hurricane (2007) 11.30 FILM: Emmanuelle’s Private Collection: Sex Goddess (2004) 1.20am ReGenesis 2.20 Ghost Stories 3.00 Angel 4.00 The Lost World
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12.35pm Charade (1963) 2.30 California (1946) 4.10 Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964) 6.00 The Great McGinty (1940) 7.25 Sullivan’s Travels (1941) 9.00 Arabesque (1966) 10.50 Charade (1963) 12.50am The Killers (1964) 2.40 Arabesque (1966) 4.40 The Great McGinty (1940)
2.30pm Ten Canoes (2006) 4.15 The Last Mogul: Life And Times Of Lew Wasserman (2005) 6.00 Big Nothing (2006) 7.40 The Lives Of Others (2006) 10.00 The Duellists (1977) 11.45 The Big Lebowski (1998) 1.50am Z Channel: A Magnificent Obsession (2004) 4.00 35mm
1.00pm Freedom Radio (1941) 2.55 Storm Over The Nile (1955) 5.05 The Thief Of Bagdad (1940) 7.10 Addams Family Values (1993) A return chez Addams, with Raul Julia – Gomez – making his penultimate film. 9.00 Crash (2004) 11.10 The 51st State (2001) 1.00am Reeker (2005)
10.50am 36 Hours (1964) 1.00pm Meet Me In St Louis (1944) 3.00 Two Loves (1961) 4.45 Scaramouche (1952) 6.50 The Yellow Rolls-Royce (1965) 9.00 Coma (1978) 11.05 Sitting Target (1972) 12.50am Welcome To Hard Times (1967) 2.45 Uncertain Glory (1944) 5.00 The Roaring Twenties (1939)
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thursday 30 The Suffolk Strangler: Real Crime ITV1, 9pm Our very own Jack The Ripper of the 21st century, it was only two years ago that a killer was taking advantage of the smallest police force in the country by picking off the prostitutes of Ipswich in the run up to Christmas. With the media piling on the pressure, how did the constabulary cope?
Fred And Rose: The West Murders Five, 11.05pm It’s gone true crime crazy tonight, but with shows on two of the most high profile cases to come out of this country in recent years all the more scary for it. Using archive footage and tapes of police interviews this documentary tries to give an overview to a horrendous story.
In Love With Barbara BBC4, 9pm After creating so many popular romantic plots you’d think that Dame Barbara Cartland must’ve lived either a deluded or charmed life. Neither was true, as shown in this drama based on her life. With her first marriage ending in a scandalous divorce and heartbreak blighting her, it’s a truly interesting tale.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Real Rescues 10.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 LazyTown 3.30 Dennis The Menace 3.50 The Secret Show 4.05 Raven 4.35 Election 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Gimme A Break 9.25 Bernard 9.30 Prank Patrol 10.00 Evacuation To The Manor House 10.30 Serious Ocean 11.00 Dangermouse 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out Of The Blue 1.25 Coast 1.30 Animal Park: Wild In Africa 2.15 Market Kitchen 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts a general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Head judge Len Goodman’s dancing masterclass. 7.00 James May’s 20th Century James May discovers how, thanks to planes, cars, televisions and computers, our world suddenly got a whole lot smaller. 7.30 HBOS: Breaking The Bank Special five-part series from the Money Programme examining different aspects of the credit crunch. 8.00 Autumnwatch Bill and Kate update us on the red squirrel obstacle course. Mission Impossible music appears to have been stolen. 9.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Pop quiz with host Simon Amstell, team captain Phill Jupitus and special guest team captain Russell Brand. With guests Rachel Stevens, Sway and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. 9.30 Beautiful People Simon remembers the time when an overweight guide dog and two deaths dominated his young life. 10.00 The Graham Norton Show Mickey Rourke joins Graham. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 India With Sanjeev Bhaskar Sanjeev Bhaskar travels across India. 12.20am Kath And Kim (x2) 1.15 Joins BBC News 4.00 Spain Inside Out (x3) 5.30 Eurografters: Spain
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Rosemary Shrager’s School For Cooks 5.00 Golden Balls
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 6.55 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Just Shoot Me 8.15 Just Shoot Me 8.45 Frasier 9.15 Will And Grace 9.45 Will And Grace 10.10 Charmed 11.05 Charmed 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Wife Swap USA 1.30 FILM: The Return Of The Musketeers (1989) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Colin And Justin’s - How Not To Decorate 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.05 FILM: Columbo: Agenda For Murder (1990) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 European Tour Weekly 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 Total Rugby 4.30 Test Cricket 6.00 The Rugby Club 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 Test Cricket 9.00 LIVE Stanford 20/20 Cricket 12.30am Barclays Premier League World 1.00 The Rugby Club 2.00 Race World 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 ATP Magazine 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie warns Jasmine to stay away from Shane, but will the message sink in? 7.30 Village Voices Series looking at villages in the South and South East of England. 8.00 The Bill PC Leon Taylor is forced to confront some demons from his past when he and Sergeant Callum Stone look in to the disappearance of a 15-year-old girl. When she is found bloodied and unconscious in an alleyway, the pair interview the barman where the girl was last seen, and arrest him after CCTV footage reveals that he and the teen had a blazing row. 9.00 The Suffolk Strangler: Real Crime See highlights. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Natural Born Sellers Into week five and the prize fund totals £76,000. Now down to four, the team are in Huddersfield selling cleaning products. Environmentally friendly cleaning products. 11.40 The Last Word Talking through the big stories in the region. 12.10am Bingo Night Live 1.10 Motorsport UK 1.35 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 2.30 Loose Women 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Hannah rounds up helpers for the Halloween ball, not realising that Sarah is extremely jealous of her close relationship with Elliot. Sarah’s anger soon boils over and she takes some scissors and cuts up Hannah’s Halloween dress. Mean. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 River Cottage Autumn Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall returns to River Cottage to harvest the best that autumn has to offer. 9.00 Embarrassing Teen Bodies A look at Britian’s teenage sexual health, including the explosion in Chlamydia cases. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats The topical comedy show with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Guests include Johnny Vegas, Chris Addison and Nicky Hambleton-Jones. 10.35 Russell Brand’s Ponderland Russell delivers his thoughts on pets. 11.10 Embarrassing Teen Bodies Repeat of tonight’s show. In case you were out earlier being a teenager and only came in for your unfair curfew. 12.10am 4 Music: Bloc Party: Live And Intimate 12.45 Rockfeedback 12.50 FILM: Yatra (2006) 3.45 Unreported World 4.10 St Elsewhere 4.55 Countdown 5.40 Making It 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00 Home And Away Ross and Morag return home early from their honeymoon. Is all well in paradise? 6.30 Wild Animal ER Kate takes a crash course in bird dentistry. That’s the stuff of nightmares – birds with gnashers. 7.00 Five News 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn finds out how steel is made; discovers how household rubbish is turned into compost; and learns the secrets of cheese. Anything to do with photography? 8.00 Ronnie Barker’s Comedy Heroes Ronnie Barker talks about his comic heroes and influences, including Charlie Chaplin and the Marx Brothers. 9.00 Danger Men: Animal Bounty Hunters This instalment follows the game traders who capture wild animals in the reserves of South Africa. Hunter gatherer seller types. Big blokes too. 10.00 Slaves In The Cellar Documentary. Two young women tell the story of how they were abducted and held hostage for almost four years by a depraved sex fiend. 11.05 Fred And Rose: The West Murders See highlights. 12.05am Quiz Call 12.30 Major League Baseball 4.20 ITU Triathlon 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Things take a sinister turn as Jack seeks revenge on Max and a shock incident could change the Brannings’ lives forever. 8.30 Little Dorrit Suspecting his family’s involvement in their ruin, Arthur, having befriended Amy Dorrit, involves himself in her family’s affairs. Guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm, eh? 9.00 Silent Witness As the search for Liam continues, Nikki’s loyalty towards her former mentor is tested. Leo and Harry refuse to give up on the search, and they are soon on the trail of a toxic chemical, found in both bodies, which could provide them with Liam’s whereabouts. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Question Time Question Time is in Washington DC, for a show ahead of the US elections. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Celebrity Scissorhands 1.25 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.55 Watchdog 2.25 What To Eat Now 2.55 Charley Boorman: Ireland To Sydney By Any Means 3.55 Recipe For Success 4.40 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football First: Match Choice 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Football First: Match Choice 6.30 Race World 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 WWE Late Night Raw 1.00am Extreme Championship Wrestling 2.00 Poker
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 X-Adventures 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 X-Adventures 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 NFL - Total Access 2.00 X-Adventures 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 X-Adventures 5.30 Netball: Super League 7.30 Golf Night 10.00 LIVE Sky Poker Five-OO 12.00am NFL - Total Access 1.00 Golf Night
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4.00pm Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Lion Man (x2) 6.00 Malcolm In The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Noel’s Are You Smarter Than A Ten-YearOld? 9.00 Bones 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Fringe 12.10am Road Wars (x2) 2.05 Miami Uncovered 3.00 Naked In Westminster 3.55 Scare Tactics
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Last Man Standing 9.00 Celebrity Scissorhands 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 The Real Hustle 11.30 Celebrity Scissorhands 12.30am Coming Of Age 1.00 Last Man Standing 2.00 The Real Hustle 2.30 Coming Of Age 3.00 Celebrity Scissorhands Uncut 5.30 Close
7.00pm World News Today 7.40 1914-1918 8.30 Railway Walks 9.00 In Love With Barbara. See highlights. 10.25 Robbie 10.55 The Time Of Your Life 11.25 Railway Walks 11.55 BBC Four Sessions 12.55am BBC Four Sessions 1.55 In Love With Barbara 3.20 Railway Walks
3.45pm The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.15 The Montel Williams Show 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Smallville 8.00 The Fashion Show 9.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: The World Is Not Enough (1999) 12.30am Entourage 1.05 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) 3.25 Teleshopping
4.00pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Wonder Years (x2) 8.00 Missing Persons 9.00 Wired 10.00 Life 11.00 Life 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.00 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 1.50 Missing Persons 2.40 Heartbeat
4.25pm Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 7.55 How To Look Good Naked 9.00 Friends (x2) 10.00 Dead Set 10.35 Samantha Who? 11.05 Crowned 12.05am How To Look Good Naked USA 12.35 Scrubs (x2) 1.35 Gilmore Girls 2.15 When Women Rule The World
4.00pm A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.05 Grand Designs 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Property Ladder 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 10.00 Without A Trace 11.00 The Closer 12.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 1.05 Property Ladder
2.00pm Missing 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace (x2) 8.00 Most Haunted Live: Village Of The Damned 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Will And Grace (x2) 2.00 Home Video Heroes (x2) 3.00 Boston Legal 3.55 The Bachelor
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6.00pm Frasier (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men 9.30 Rules Of Engagement 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Coupling 11.50 Two And A Half Men 12.20am The Knights Of Prosperity 12.50 Becker (x2) 1.50 Linc’s 2.20 The Knights Of Prosperity 2.50 Sexy Cam
2.00pm Crime Scene USA (x2) 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 My Shocking Story (x2) 10.00 Couples Who Kill (x2) 12.00am Crime Scene Australia 1.00 A Haunting 2.00 Forensic Detectives
2.00pm The Invisible Man 3.00 FILM: Thirst (1998) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Angel 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 FILM: Supernova (2005) 9.40 FILM: The Loch Ness Terror (2007) 11.20 FILM: Emmanuelle In Space: One Last Fling (1995) 1.10am ReGenesis 2.10 Ghost Stories 3.00 Sea Of Souls
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12.45pm A Foreign Affair (1948) 2.45 Look Back In Anger (1958) 4.40 Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969) 7.10 Lover Come Back (1961) 9.00 War Of The Worlds (1953) 10.30 Cape Fear (1962) 12.30am The Phantom Of The Opera (1943) 2.15 War Of The Worlds (1953) 3.55 35mm
2.00pm Nelly And Monsieur Arnaud (1995) 3.55 Tell No One (2006) 6.10 The Tango Lesson (1997) 8.00 The Proposition (1998) 10.00 Volver (2006) 12.05am I Want You (1998) 1.40 The Top 10 Show 2.00 A Time To Leave (2005) 3.25 Midnight Movies: From The Margin To The Mainstream
1.00pm Forbidden (1932) 2.40 Appointment In London (1953) 4.35 Kidnapped (1971) 6.40 Music Of The Heart (1999) 9.00 The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) 11.05 Breakfast On Pluto (2005) Irish biopic starring Cillian Murphy. 1.30am From The Life Of The Marionettes (1980)
9.00am Two Loves (1961) 10.55 Madame Bovary (1949) 1.00pm Green Mansions (1959) 3.00 It Started With A Kiss (1959) 4.55 The Journey (1959) 7.10 Hearts Of The West (1975) 9.00 Batman Returns (1992) 11.20 Night Digger (1971) 1.15am The Girl And The General (1967) 3.00 Treasure Island (1934)
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friday 31 The American Future: A History, By Simon Schama BBC2, 9pm Immigration has always been a prickly issue for any nation, but the one which JFK described as ‘a Nation of Immigrants’ has always taken itself very seriously when it comes to defining what makes an American. Does Obama’s candidacy finally make the US a multi-ethnic country?
Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Five, 10pm Lucky old detectives, they get a tip-off that turns out to be fruitful, meaning less detecting. Yay! Maybe they can go home early and catch a movie. No such luck. The tip-off leads them to the remains of a boy murdered decades earlier and the likely killer’s already on death row.
Numb3rs ITV3, 9pm It seems that big bangs are popular in mathematics, or so says maths genius Charlie when he’s drafted in by the FBI to help them find out more about an explosion at an army recruiting centre. It’s a tad too similar to an anti-war bombing in the 1970s, but will they be able to catch the person behind this one?
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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Gimme A Break 9.25 Bernard 9.30 Prank Patrol 10.00 Evacuation To The Manor House 10.30 Serious Ocean 11.00 Dangermouse 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out Of The Blue 1.25 Coast 1.30 Animal Park: Wild In Africa 2.15 Market Kitchen 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts a general knowledge quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia breaks into the Strictly Come Dancing rehearsals. 7.00 Fossil Detectives Dr Hermione Cockburn leads a team of fossil experts around different regions of Britain to search for its best fossil treasures and mysteries. 7.30 An Island Parish The islanders need to start coming up with new and innovative ideas to earn cash. 8.00 Mastermind Subjects are The Harry Palmer Novels, the folk singer Tom Paxton, The Athenian Empire 479–404BC and the Life and Works of Richard Feynman. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Joe and his children harvest pumpkins. 9.00 The American Future: A History, By Simon Schama See highlights. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the quiz. Panellists are Clive Anderson, Mark Steel, John Sessions and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Newsnight Review Kirsty Wark presents a special Newsnight Review from New York. 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Extended repeat of this week’s show. 12.35am Star Trek: The Next Generation (x2 2.05 FILM: Harlequin (1980) 3.35 Kath And Kim (x2)
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Rosemary Shrager’s School For Cooks 5.00 Golden Balls
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 6.55 Freshly Squeezed 7.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.50 Just Shoot Me 8.15 Just Shoot Me 8.45 Frasier 9.15 Will And Grace 9.45 Will And Grace 10.10 Charmed 11.05 Charmed 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Come Dine With Me 1.50 FILM: The Adventurers (1950) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Colin And Justin’s – How Not To Decorate 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.05 FILM: Open Heart (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jasmine is disappointed with the insider tip she gets from Shane. Doesn’t overturn the current market – ya, boo, sucks. 7.30 Coronation Street A desperate Rosie sees her chance to escape. It being Hallowe’en and all she realises howling at the moon is her only option to get neighbours’ attention. 8.00 Credit Crunch Winners: Tonight Businessman Richard Farleigh meets the savvy entrepreneurs who are turning the recent financial crisis into a moneymaking opportunity. Tell us how! 8.30 Coronation Street Will Rosie finally escape? Here’s hoping. 9.00 Wire In The Blood Drama series about a clinical psychologist who solves murder cases by tapping into his own dark side. 10.00 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders More risque outtakes and unbleeped bloopers from famous faces. Naughty or poor vocabulary? You decide. 11.00 The Late News; Weather 11.45 Quantum Of Solace: Bond On Location Daniel Craig and the Bond cast look at stunning locals 12.15am Bingo Night Live 1.20 Planet Rock Profiles (x2) 2.15 FILM: When Good Ghouls Go Bad (2001) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Carmel is afraid to go out in the village, having lost all self-confidence. Sensing her fear. a gang of youths at the skate park taunt her. Poor Nice McQueen. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Fighting in Georgia’s republic of South Ossetia grabbed the headlines this summer. But, as this film reveals, in Georgia’s other breakaway republic, Abkhazia, a tragedy was secretly unfolding. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away City financial consultant Joy Osborn chooses between Somerset and Italy. Italy’s certainly bigger. 9.00 Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live Gordon shows that delicious food need not cost a fortune, and cooks up a three-course meal for four costing less than ten pounds. Been chatting to Jamie? 10.00 Alan Carr’s Celebrity Ding Dong Alan Carr hosts the topical showbiz game show. 10.50 Ricky Gervais: Politics A stand-up performance by Gervais. 12.30am For The Love Of God 12.45 Midnight Madness 2008 2.15 Goalissimo! 3.05 U21 FIVB Beach Volleyball Brighton 4.00 Trans World Sport 4.50 Countdown 5.35 The Cubeez 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00 Home And Away Martha undergoes her first chemotherapy session. 6.30 Wild Animal ER The nurses give a grubby fox a much-needed shampoo and blow-dry. Something for the weekend, sir? 7.00 Five News 7.30 Escape From... This edition focuses on Allied troops’ efforts to avoid German capture in Dunkirk. 8.00 Police Interceptors The cops chase a drunk driver through Epping Forest. Sounds more like a Monty Python sketch than a documentary. 9.00 NCIS Kate’s colleagues have a difficult time coming to terms with her death but they are determined to track down the man responsible before he does any more damage. They’ve got ‘grr’ written all over their faces. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series about an elite force based in New York which investigates sex crimes. See highlights. 11.00 Law And Order Crime drama series. When the admissions officer at a top school is found dead, Briscoe and Green launch an investigation. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.00 Wild Events 4.25 Great Ocean Adventures: The Humpback Whale 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 Barclays Premier League World 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 BMX Supercross 4.30 Gillette World Sport 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Big League Weekend 6.30 Off The Bar 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Sky Sports Victory Shield Football 9.30 LIVE Friday Fight Night 11.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 12.00am Sky Sports Victory Shield Football 2.00 Friday Fight Night 4.00 Big League Weekend 5.00 Off The Bar 5.30 Barclays Premier League Preview
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders As Max fights for his life, his family makes a shocking discovery about the accident. 8.30 After You’ve Gone When Kev gets injured at work, it causes problems for Jimmy, both in his work and his social life. Ha, ha. What a hilarious premise for a sitcom, can hardly contain ourselves here. 9.00 Have I Got News For You Tom Baker hosts the popular news quiz. 9.30 Little Britain USA Emily Howard gets arrested for shoplifting; Mr Doggy tells Phyllis to do something very naughty; and Vicky Pollard gets caught trying to escape boot camp. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Guests are David Attenborough, Miley Cyrus, and Frank Skinner. 11.35 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw 11.40 Celebrity Scissorhands 12.40am FILM: Halloween II (1981) 2.10 Weatherview 2.15 Sign Zone: British Style Genius 3.15 Recipe For Success 4.00 Recipe For Success 4.45 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sky Sports Classics 6.15 Race World 7.15 Barclays Premier League World 7.45 LIVE Rugby League: World Cup 2008 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00 ATP Tennis Magazine 11.30 X-Adventures 12.00pm Stanford 20/20 Cricket 2.00 Barclays Premier League World 2.30 Race World 3.30 Test Cricket 5.00 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 7.00 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 8.30 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 10.30 Test Cricket 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 Golf Night 3.30 BMX Supercross 4.00 Sportnation 2008 5.00 NFL: Total Access
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Netball: Super League 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Race World 1.00 NFL: Total Access 2.00 Netball: Super League 4.00 WWE Raw 6.00 Gillette World Sport 6.30 Volvo Ocean Race 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 Golf Night 10.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.30am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.30 Volvo Ocean Race 2.00 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 3.30 Gillette World Sport 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
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10.00am Stargate SG-1 (x2) 12.00pm Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Max Magic 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x3) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Stargate: Ark Of Truth 11.05 UK Border Force 12.05am Road Wars (x2) 1.55 Miami Uncovered
7.00pm Spendaholics 8.00 The Real Hustle 8.30 EastEnders Whodunits 9.30 Celebrity Scissorhands 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 EastEnders Whodunits 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.40 Coming Of Age 1.10 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 2.10 Celebrity Scissorhands 3.10 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 London To Brighton In Three And A Half Minutes 7.35 Nathan Milstein: Master Of Invention 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 In Concert: The Eagles 9.30 In Concert: Neil Young 10.00 Neil Young: Don’t Be Denied 11.00 Deja Vu 12.30am Hotel California: LA From The Byrds To The Eagles
1.00pm Airline USA 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.15 The Montel Williams Show 6.00 Judge Judy 6.35 The X Factor 8.15 The X Factor: The Result 9.00 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) 11.45 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 12.45am Celebrity Juice
5.10pm Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 The Wonder Years 7.30 Rising Damp 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Numb3rs. See highlights. 10.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.05am Ruth Rendell’s Inspector Wexford: An Unwanted Woman
10.00am One Tree Hill 10.55 The OC 11.50 Gilmore Girls 12.45pm Scrubs (x2) 1.45 One Tree Hill 2.35 The OC 3.30 Gilmore Girls 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x4) 10.00 Dead Set 10.35 FILM: Cabin Fever (2002) 12.35am Friends
1.05pm 3 Minute Wonder 1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.00 ER 3.00 Hill Street Blues 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.05 Grand Designs 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Property Ladder 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 FILM: Vanilla Sky (2001) 11.35 The Perfect Penis 12.40am All You Need Is Love
11.00am The Steve Wilkos Show 11.55 Maury (x2) 1.45pm The Fix 2.00 Missing 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy Special 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace (x2) 8.00 Most Haunted Live: Village Of The Damned 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Will And Grace
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5.00pm Keeping Up Appearances 5.40 Waiting For God 6.20 Last Of The Summer Wine (X2) 7.40 The Good Life 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 9.40 Porridge 10.20 FILM: Shanghai Noon (2000) 12.25am The Worst Week Of My Life 1.05 What A Carry On! (X2) 2.10 The Dick Emery Show
3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 South Park (x2) 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Coupling 11.50 The Knights Of Prosperity 12.20am The Knights Of Prosperity 12.50 Becker (x2)
3.00pm Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 My Shocking Story 9.00 Couples Who Kill 10.00 Call 911 (x2) 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00am Crime Scene Australia 1.00 Deranged Killers
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 Merlin’s Apprentice 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Angel 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Eli Stone 9.00 Sea Of Souls 10.15 Sea Of Souls 11.30 FILM: The People Under The Stairs (1991) 1.30am ReGenesis 2.30 Ghost Stories
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12.00pm Psycho (1960) 2.00 35mm 2.30 Kiss Of The Vampire (1963) 4.05 The Innocents (1961) 5.50 The Blob (1958) 7.25 The Raven (1963) 9.00 The Birds (1963) 11.05 Psycho (1960) 12.55am The Innocents (1961) 2.40 Phantom Of The Opera (1962) 4.10 The Blob (1958)
12.40pm New Police Story (2004) 2.50 London Film Festival Preview 3.20 Best (1999) 5.20 Them (2005) 6.40 Isolation (2005) 8.20 The Fountain (2006) 10.00 Ravenous (1999) 11.45 New Police Story (2004) 1.50am Isolation (2005) 3.30 Them (2005) 5.00 Sky Movies Preview
1.00pm Belle Starr (1941) 2.45 Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing (1955) 4.45 Rio Grande (1950) 6.50 Last Holiday (2006) 9.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) Wesley Snipes is back playing the daywalking vampire slaying the regular vamps. 11.10 Black Book (2006) 2.00am Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
9.00am It Started With A Kiss (1959) 10.55 The Americanization Of Emily (1964) 1.00pm Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956) 3.00 Mrs Soffel (1984) 5.00 Les Girls (1957) 7.10 Made In Paris (1966) 9.00 Poltergeist (1982) 11.05 The Exorcist (1973) 1.20am The Hunger (1983) 3.05 The Thin Man Goes Home (1944)
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saturday 1 november River Cottage Autumn Channel 4, 7.05pm Hugh tries to match keen gardeners without a plot with existing landowners to get the nation growing their own vegetables. He likes to live it large doesn’t he, that there Hughie. Is he going to get together with Jamie Oliver to supply food to all the new cooks? The nation wonders.
Timewatch – The Last Day of World War One BBC2, 8.15pm Michael Palin tells the story of how WW1 ended on 11 November 1918 and reveals the shocking truth that soldiers were killed for hours after the Armistice. Palin tells the stories of the last soldiers to die as the minutes and seconds ticked away to the 11 o’clock ceasefire.
Mad Men BBC4, 11.40pm Superb drama series, which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York. Don has to find the answer to the question of what women want, and find it quickly. Betty consults a specialist about her health issues. Peggy fends off the advances of one of the copy writers.
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 A Taste Of My Life 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 1.00 Racing From Ascot 2.20 Rugby Union: Anglo-Welsh Cup 4.30 Final Score 5.15 BBC News 5.25 Regional News And Weather 5.35 Hole In The Wall
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Roar 8.00 Secret Show 8.15 Sportsround 8.29 Bernard 8.30 Gimme A Break 9.00 TMi 10.30 Hot Rods 10.55 Prank Patrol Pocketsize 11.00 Secret Show 11.15 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 11.45 Eliot Kid 12.00pm Sound 12.30 Mission Beach USA 1.05 Greek 1.50 The Surgery 2.10 Animal Park 2.25 FILM: The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle (2000) 3.50 FILM: Run Of The Arrow (1957) 5.15 Heroes Of Helmand 5.45 Porridge 6.15 Coast. Neil Oliver explores the abandoned site of an experimental radar, built to spy deep into the Soviet Union during the Cold War, while Hermione Cockburn meets a member of a forgotten army of women who worked in secret on the Norfolk coast to intercept German radio messages during WW2 7.15 Stephen Fry’s America Repeat of last week’s episode as Stephen explores the deep south. 8.15 Timewatch – The Last Day Of World War One See highlights. 9.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the topical news quiz. With Paul Merton and Ian Hislop this week joined by Tom Baker and guest panellist Chris Addison. 9.55 FILM: Heat (1995) Starring Robert De Niro, Al Pacino. Epic, atmospheric thriller about an elusive master criminal and his relationship with the detective assigned to bring him to justice. The thief and his gang carry out a series of robberies. The detective is determined to bring him to justice, but he develops a strange affinity with him. 12.35am Never Mind The Buzzcocks With guests Rachel Stevens, Sway, comedian Greg Davies and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. 1.05 FILM: The Glass Shield (1994). 2.50 FILM: No Man’s Land (2001)
6.00am GMTV 10.10 Emu 10.25 My Life As A Popat 10.55 Drake And Josh 11.25 Planet Sketch 11.35 Coronation Street Omnibus 1.50pm ITV News And Weather 2.00 Meridian News And Weather 2.05 Torvill & Dean Dancing On Ice: The Live Tour 2008 3.10 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix Qualifying 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News And Weather
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 7.00 Goalissimo! 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 T4 At 10 9.30 The Hills 10.00 T4 At 10 10.05 Friends 10.35 T4 At 10 10.40 Friends 11.15 T4 At 10 11.20 Everybody Loves Lil Chris 11.50 T4 At 10 11.55 Reaper 12.55pm T4 At 10 1.00 Red Bull Air Race 2008 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.05 The TV Show 4.40 FILM: Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Big League Weekend 7.30 Off The Bar 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 12.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 3.00 Soccer AM 5.15 LIVE Football League: Championship 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.30 LIVE Stanford 20/20 Cricket 1.00am Spanish Football 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Gillette World Sport 3.30 Spanish Football 5.00 You’re On Sky Sports
6.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Is this possible? 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Plenty of TV for Harry to get his teeth into. 7.30 The X Factor The nine remaining acts don their disco gear and hit the dancefloor. Could it be magic? Well someone’s bound to rock the boat. Oh Gloria. 9.05 All Star Family Fortunes This week, football legend John Barnes plays against pop star Natasha Hamilton. Well there you go. 9.50 The X Factor – The Result I suspect there will be tears before bedtime, do you care? Course you do and there’s that lovely mum’s favourite Mister William Young, turning up to sing a song too. Aww. 10.35 ITV News and Weather 10.50 FILM: Hannibal (2001) Gory sequel to Silence of the Lambs . The charming and intelligent psychopath is masquerading as a museum curator. His cover is blown when a greedy cop discovers his true identity, and plans to hand him over. But things do not go to plan when Clarice Starling gets a call to help Lecter’s only living victim. 1.20am Bingo Night Live. 2.25 Quantum Of Solace Royal premiere. 2.50 FILM: The Amityville Horror 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.35 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.05 River Cottage Autumn See highlights. 8.05 Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live The chef hosts a live series in which he intends to prove that anyone can create a mouth-watering three-course meal in just one hour. In this episode, Gordon shows that delicious food need not cost a fortune, and cooks up a threecourse meal for four costing less than ten pounds. 9.05 FILM: Recount (2008) Starring Kevin Spacey, Tom Wilkinson, Dennis Leary and Laura Dern. Drama telling the story of the 2000 US Presidential Election. 11.20 FILM: Days Of Thunder (1990) Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Action-packed drama set against the backdrop of the American stock car racing circuit, a young driver aims to win the championship. When he persuades a racing legend to build him a car worthy of his abilities, it seems his dream is becoming reality until a near-fatal crash tests his nerve to breaking point. 1.25am FILM: Prince Of Darkness (1987) 3.15 Kevin McCloud and The Big Town Plan 4.15 St Elsewhere 5.00 Countdown 5.45 The Hoobs Preschool fun.
6.00am Children’s TV 7.30 Hana’s Helpline 7.50 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.05 Little Princess 8.20 The Funky Valley Show 8.35 The Beeps 8.50 The Mr. Men Show 9.05 Rupert Bear 9.20 The Milkshake! Show 9.50 Roobarb And Custard Too 10.00 The Gadget Show 11.00 Axe Men 12.00pm Zoo Days 12.10 FILM: Imaginary Crimes (1994) 2.10 FILM: Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star (1991) 4.05 FILM: Stuart Little 2 (2002) 5.40 FILM: Batman And Robin (1997) 7.45 Five News And Sport The latest national and international headlines. 8.00 NCIS Drama series following a team of special agents. A secret service agent is called in to help with the investigation into the death of a commanding officer. 8.55 NCIS Drama series following a team of special agents who investigate crimes connected to Navy and Marine Corps personnel. The NCIS team investigate the death of a marine whose parachute failed to open. 9.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. When Brass, Catherine, Grissom and Nick investigate the murder of a woman whose body was found in an apartment building, a man known to the CSIs becomes a key suspect – even though he is behind bars. 10.55 Law And Order: Criminal Intent The Major Case Squad’s investigation into their misdemeanours and felonies. When a couple who were in a witness relocation scheme are found dead in their home, the only survivor is their 20-year-old daughter. 11.55 Quiz Call Interactive quiz show 4.00am Wild Events 4.25 Lemur Island 5.10 House Doctor x 2
6.05 Strictly Come Dancing Sequins, sweat and sex. It’s like a Saturday night out down West Street – but with better dancing. 7.30 Merlin Arthur’s chivalry leads to danger when he comes to the rescue of Sophia, a damsel in distress, and her father, Aulfric. When Sophia uses more than just her feminine charms to take control of Arthur’s heart. 8.15 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles is the hostest with the mostest. 9.05 Casualty A father has a final chance to make amends with his son but, his desire for revenge causes chaos in the ED. Dixie is forced to confront her demons on the Farmead estate, while Kelsey sees a surprising side to Big Mac. 9.55 BBC News National and international BBC News, Weather. 10.10 Match Of The Day Hull City pay their first Premier League visit to Old Trafford. Stoke City also have a tough fixture – a trip to the Emirates to face Arsenal. Everton’s early season form at Goodison Park has been poor but fans will be hopeful of something out of Fulham’s visit. 11.30 FILM: A Time To Kill (1996) See film highlights. 1.55am Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 2.55 Weatherview 3.00 Sign Zone: Silent Witness 4.00 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am LIVE Rugby League: World Cup 2008 8.30 LIVE Rugby League: World Cup 2008 11.00 LIVE Euro Tour Golf 4.00pm Volvo Ocean Race 4.30 International Rugby Union 6.30 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Football First: Match Choice 4.15 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.45 Max Power 5.45 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 BMX Supercross 12.00pm Max Power 1.00 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 3.00 Test Cricket 4.30 BMX Supercross 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 Test Cricket 3.30 BMX Supercross 4.00 LIVE Test Cricket
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6.00pm Noel’s Are You Smarter Than A Ten-YearOld? 7.00 UK Border Force 8.00 Stings, Fangs And Spines 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Night Cops 11.00 Drug Wars: D.E.A. 12.00am Prison Break 1.00 The Villa 1.50 Australia Uncovered 2.40 Road Wars 3.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals (x2)
7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Lewis Hamilton: Billion Dollar Man 9.05 FILM: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004) 10.55 Family Guy 11.20 Family Guy 11.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 12.40am Coming Of Age 1.10 The Real Hustle: High Stakes 1.40 Lewis Hamilton: Billion Dollar Man
7.00pm London To Brighton In 4 Minutes 7.05 John Betjeman Goes By Train 7.15 Lark Rise To Candleford (x2) 9.15 Reader, I Married Him 10.15 Damages (x2) 11.40 Mad Men 12.25am David Ogilvy: Original Mad Man 1.25 Britain From Above: Satellite Earth 2.25 The Satellite Story
5.10pm FILM: Junior (1994) 7.20 Sugababes: The Hot Desk 7.30 Too Fat To Toddle 8.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.05 Xtra Factor 9.50 McFly: The Hot Desk 10.05 No Heroics 10.35 Xtra Factor Results 11.20 Jack Osbourne: Celebrity Adrenaline Junkie 12.20am The X Factor 1.55 Xtra Factor
12.00pm The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Front Seat 1.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.20 FILM: Pollyanna (1960) 5.00 Inspector Morse 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.05 Taggart 10.35 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 11.40 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit (1977) 1.25am Brideshead Revisited (x2) 4.00 Teleshopping
8.30am Fresh Saturday 10.00 Gilmore Girls (x5) 2.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends 5.35 Friends 6.10 FILM: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977) 8.50 Friends 9.25 Friends 10.00 Dead Set 12.45am FILM: Creep (2004) 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Anything Goes
9.00am Time Team (x3) 12.00pm FILM: Battle Of The River Plate (1957) 2.15 Grand Designs 3.20 Grand Designs (x2) 5.30 John Adams 7.05 The Choice 10.15 Time Team Special: The Ten Million Pound House 11.20 Dispatches 12.20am The West Wing 1.20 The Choice 3.20 Close
3.00pm The Jerry Springer Show (6) 6.00 Will And Grace (x2) 7.00 Criminal Minds 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Living With... Yvette And Karl 10.00 Ghost Whisperer 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Ghost Whisperer 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Home Video Heroes (x2)
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5.20pm Waiting For God 6.00 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.40 My Family 7.20 One Foot In The Grave 8.00 FILM: Shanghai Noon (2000) 10.05 The Royle Family (x2) 11.20 My Family 12.00am Morecambe And Wise: The Greatest Moment 1.35 The Royle Family 2.10 New Adventures Of Old Christine
12.00pm Scrubs (x2) 1.00 Frasier (x2) 2.00 Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Frasier (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Frasier (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Frasier (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 South Park (x2) 10.00 Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience 11.45 FILM: Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996) 1.15am South Park (x3)˚
6.00pm Chop Shop 7.00 NASA’s Greatest Missions 8.00 Deadliest Catch 9.00 FILM: The Boys From Brazil (1978) 11.30 Unsolved History 12.30am Unsolved Murders 1.00 Most Evil 2.00 Forensic Detectives 3.00 Deadliest Catch 3.50 My Shocking Story 4.40 Building The Biggest 5.30 How It’s Made
12.30pm Thunderbirds 1.35 Thunderbirds 2.40 Quantum Leap (x2) 4.40 FILM: Thirst (1998) 6.20 FILM: Nuclear Hurricane (2007) 8.00 Medium 9.00 FILM: The Messengers (2007) 10.50 FILM: Universal Soldier II: Brothers In Arms (1998) 12.40am FILM: Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight (1994) 2.30 Quantum Leap
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2.25pm The Grapes Of Wrath (1940) 4.40 Sabrina (1954) 6.40 Zulu (1964) 9.00 The Boston Strangler (1968) 11.00 Cahill, United States Marshal (1973) 12.45am I’ll Never Forget What’s ‘is Name (1969) 2.35 The Boston Strangler (1968) 4.40 The Lady Eve (1941)
12.55pm The Serpent (2006) 3.00 The Thin Red Line (1998) 5.55 The Escapist (2001) 7.30 London Film Festival Preview 8.00 Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 9.45 Sky Movies Preview 10.00 Quadrophenia (1979) 12.05am Wild At Heart (1990)
1.00pm Explorers (1985) 3.10 Fanny By Gaslight (1944) 5.20 Night Train To Munich (1940) 7.10 The Nutty Professor (1996) 9.00 East Is East (1999) 10.55 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 1.00am 9th Company (2005) 3.45 Close
11.00am East Side, West Side (1949) 1.00pm Hot Millions (1968) 3.00 High Society (1956) 4.55 The Journey (1959) 7.10 A Shot In The Dark (1964) 9.00 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) 11.00 Blow-Up (1966) 1.15am Reckless (1984) 2.55 Alex In Wonderland (1970) 5.00 Johnny Eager (1942)
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sunday 2 Britannia High ITV1, 7pm Drama series following the lives of six young students at the fictional performing arts school Britannia High. All-round talent and class clown Danny conflicts with his music teacher. Their battle of wills comes to a head during an important school visit from Girls Aloud’s Kimberley and Nicola. As you do.
Spooks x2 BBC1, 10.45pm An Al Qaeda cell kidnap a British soldier and demand that Remembrance Sunday be cancelled as it is an affront to all dead Muslim soldiers. MI5 hunt the cell but when they secure the release of a former MI5 officer in a secret spy swap, they realise Al Qaeda have a new sponsor – the emerging super power – Russia.
Imagine... A Love Story BBC4, 10.25pm What ingredients do you need for a great love story? Imagine examines classics such as Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice and Casablanca, all of which deal with love, pain and desire. Alan Yentob talks to Pulitzer prize winner Jeffrey Eugenides, and authors Sarah Waters and Helen Fielding.
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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Life 11.00 Countryfile 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 1.25 EastEnders 3.45 Merlin 4.30 Points Of View 4.45 Songs Of Praise 5.20 Little Dorrit
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 6.55 Tweenies Songtime 7.00 Roar 8.00 Mona The Vampire 8.14 Bernard 8.15 What’s New Scooby Doo? 8.35 Stupid 9.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Film 2008: Quantum Of Solace Special 12.10pm Animal Park 12.55 Coast 1.00 Rugby League: World Cup Highlights 2.00 Cycling: Track Cycling World Cup - Manchester 5.00 Voyages Of Discovery
6.00am GMTV 9.25 Art Attack 9.50 Prove It! 10.10 Horrid Henry 10.25 The Championship 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 Meridian News And Weather 11.35 FILM: Like Mike (2002) 1.25pm The X Factor 3.00 The X Factor – The Result 3.45 Meridian News And Weather 3.50 ITV News And Weather 4.00 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix
6.10am Planet Cook 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.25 Adrenalin Rush 7.55 Freesports On 4: Freeze 8.50 Friends 9.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.55 Frock Me 12.40pm Orange Unsigned Act 1.45 Friends 2.15 The Simpsons 2.50 The Simpsons 3.20 FILM: Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
6.00am Gillette World Sport 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 Spanish Football 8.30 LIVE Rugby League: World Cup 2008 11.15 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Football League: Championship 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00am Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 4.00 Spanish Football
6.45 BBC News National and international news, Weather. 7.00 Regional News and Weather 7.15 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team head for Leeds Castle, near Maidstone in Kent. The experts are excited by a rare painting depicting the first air raids over London in World War I. 8.15 Strictly Come Dancing: Results Time to find out who is going home.. 9.00 Stephen Fry In America Stephen continues his journey heading south to the Mexican border in Texas. Along the way, he encounters Ted Turner and his 50,000 bison, meets ranchers who have close encounters with wolves, takes a ride through the snow on a dogsled, and enters a bizarre home in an underground missile base. 10.00 BBC News Weather. 10.20 Little Britain USA Emily Howard gets arrested for shoplifting; Vicky Pollard gets caught trying to escape from boot camp; and Lou and Andy visit a zoo. 10.45 Spooks See highlights.. 11.45 Spooks See highlights 12.50am The Sky At Night 1.10 Celebrity Scissorhands 2.10 Weatherview 2.15 Sign Zone: The Man Who Cycled The World. 2.45 Holby City 3.45 Silent Witness 4.45 Joins BBC News
6.00 Wild China Documentary featuring pioneering images that capture the dazzling array of mysterious creatures that live in China’s most beautiful landscapes. 7.00 The American Future: A History, By Simon Schama 8.00 Top Gear Motoring news and views from the usual team. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May decide to buy second hand lorries, despite knowing almost nothing about the world of trucks, and then set about discovering how easy it is to be an HGV driver. Jeremy is also on the test track with a scary Porsche 911, a tame Lamborghini Gallardo and a surprisingly talented Labrador. And chat show legend Michael Parkinson is the Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. 9.00 Dragons’ Den: Outside The Den Series revealing the lives of the Dragons’ Den Dragons. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 10.45 The Graham Norton Show Mickey Rourke joins Graham on the couch. With actress Jessica Biel and Martha Wainwright, who performs. 11.30 Heroes Several heroes stand at major crossroads, facing personal decisions that could redefine their identity as good or evil. 12.15am FILM: Duel At Diablo (1966) 1.55 Joins BBC News 4.40 Inside Sport
7.00 Britannia High See highlights. 8.00 Heartbeat Joe and Rachel investigate a violent attack on a travelling hippy – but things are not quite what they seem on the surface. 9.00 Sharpe’s Peril India 1818 and Sharpe and Sgt Major Patrick Harper are on their way back to England via the port of Calcutta. Sharpe reluctantly agrees to escort the beautiful but headstrong MarieAngelique Bonnet across the banditplagued country to meet up with her fiance. They stop to rest at an army encampment populated by the ill disciplined last dregs of the Crown’s troops. But when the camp is attacked by local bandits, casualties are taken. When the dust settles, Sharpe soon realises he must lead the remainder of this motley crew to the relative safety of the next garrison. 10.30 ITV News and Weather 10.45 F1: Brazilian Grand Prix Highlights Steve Rider presents highlights of the action from the Brazilian Grand Prix. 11.45 Faith In The Frame Melvyn Bragg who looks at the world’s most fascinating religious pictures. 12.15am 60 Minute Makeover 1.05 Antiques Auction x 2 1.55 Have I Been Here Before x 2 2.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Early Morning News
6.45 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.00 Bremner, Bird And Fortune: Silly Money John Fortune present a four-part satirical look at the global financial system. 8.00 Wife Swap USA An Ohio mother whose manages her husband’s career as a magician swaps places with a Californian event planner who micromanages not just her job but also every aspect of her family’s life. 9.00 Secret Millionaire Property developer Chek Whyte is in Salford. 10.00 FILM: The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Starring Kathleen Quinlan, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw and Dan Byrd. Re-make of the 1977 cult horror in which a family’s holiday in the New Mexico desert becomes a nightmare when their camper van apparently breaks down on a shortcut. They soon discover they are on the site of a former nuclear testing area, where the residents have been mutated by the fallout into bloodthirsty cannibals. 12.05am The Streets: Video Exclusive 12.10 Brothers And Sisters 1.10 Brothers And Sisters 2.10 Other People’s Breast Milk 3.10 Kevin McCloud And The Big Town Plan 4.10 Dispatches 5.00 Countdown 5.45 The Hoobs
6.00am Children’s TV 7.35 Hana’s Helpline 7.45 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Funky Valley Show 8.25 The Beeps 8.45 The Mr. Men Show 9.00 Rupert Bear 9.15 The Milkshake! Show 9.45 What Makes Me Happy 10.00 Killer Hyenas: Austin Stevens’ Adventures 11.00 Nature Shock 12.00pm Mean Machines Of War 12.50 FILM: The Big Valley - Image Of Yesterday (1967) 2.50 Zoo Days 3.00 FILM: Swept From The Sea (1998) 5.00 FILM: Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland (1972) 6.50 Five News 7.05 FILM: A Fistful Of Dollars (1964) Starring Clint Eastwood, Gian Volonte, Marianne Koch, Wolfgang Lukschy, Mario Brega and Carol Brown. The original spaghetti Western, which made a star of Clint Eastwood as the laconic ‘Man with No Name’ – a tough gunslinger who gets caught up in the feud between two rival families at war over a small frontier town. Stylishly photographed, with a haunting score by Ennio Morricone, it drew inspiration from the Samurai film Yojimbo, by Japanese director Akira Kurosawa. 9.00 FILM: XXx2: The Next Level (2005) Action movie sequel. An internal military threat to overthrow the government leads US intelligence to recruit a dangerous renegade from the ghetto to be the new secret agent XXX. 11.05 FILM: Storm Catcher (1999) Starring Dolph Lundgren, Mystro Clark, Jong Pennell, Robert Miano, Yvonne Zima, Jon Pennell and Kylie Bax. Thriller about a high-ranking test pilot who suddenly becomes an enemy of the state when false information is uncovered that claims he’s part of a plot to overthrow the government of the United States. 1.05am NFL 4.30 Rolex Grand Am 5.10 House Doctor x 2
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Live Euro Tour Golf 4.00pm Wild Spirits 4.30 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 5.30 NFL: Livewire 6.00 LIVE NFL 9.00 LIVE NFL 12.30am NFL: Top Ten 1.20 LIVE NFL 4.20 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 10.30 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 1.30pm Rugby League: World Cup 2008 2.30 Gillette World Sport 3.00 Sailing: Med Cup 4.00 NFL: Total Access 5.00 Surfing: Margaret River Pro 5.30 Test Cricket 7.00 Stanford 20/20 Cricket 10.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE Vintage Collection 12.00am Rugby League: World Cup 2008 1.00 Test Cricket 2.30 Sailing: Med Cup 3.30 Surfing: Margaret River Pro 4.00 Close
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12.00pm UK Border Force 1.00 UK Border Force 2.00 Cold Case (x2) 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Fringe 10.10 Bones 11.10 Cold Case 12.10am Toughest Pubs In Britain 2 1.10 Road Wars 2.05 The Villa 3.00 Australia Uncovered
7.00pm EastEnders Revealed: Whodunits 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Celebrity Scissorhands 10.00 Family Guy 10.25 Family Guy 10.45 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 11.15 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 12.15am Coming Of Age 12.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 1.40 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor
7.00pm The Story Of Maths 8.00 How To Write A Mills And Boon 9.00 Consuming Passions: 100 Years Of Mills And Boon 10.25 Imagine... A Love Story 11.15 Neil Young: Don’t Be Denied 12.15am Consuming Passions: 100 Years Of Mills And Boon 1.40 How To Write A Mills And Boon
12.55pm FILM: Junior (1994) 3.00 Coronation Street Omnibus 5.25 The X Factor 7.00 The Fashion Show 8.00 The X Factor The Result 8.45 Johnny Vegas: The Hot Desk 9.00 Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.30 FILM: Scary Movie (2000) 12.15am Jack Osbourne
10.05am Inspector Morse 12.05pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x6) 6.50 Jeeves And Wooster 8.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 9.00 FILM: Smokey And The Bandit (1977) 10.55 Liverpool One 12.00am Hammer House Of Horror 1.05 Inspector Wexford: A Guilty Thing Surprised 2.50 The Wonder Years (x2)
12.25pm Roswell 1.20 Roswell 2.15 Smallville: Superman The Early Years (x2) 4.00 The War At Home (x2) 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Ghost Whisperer 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 Samantha Who? 11.30 Sex And The City (x2) 12.40 The Simple Life
1.50pm Location, Location, Location (x5) 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.25 Jamie At Home 7.55 River Cottage Autumn 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 10.00 The Ambulance: 8 Minutes To Disaster 11.05 Father Ted (x2) 12.10am Back To You 12.40 Deal Or No Deal 1.25 River Cottage Autumn
2.00pm Maury (x3) 4.40 The Fix 5.00 Home Video Heroes (x2) 6.00 Living With... Jade 7.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 8.00 Living With... Yvette And Karl 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 12.00am Ghost Whisperer 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Veronica Mars 3.00 Boston Legal
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5.10pm My Family 5.50 One Foot In The Grave 6.30 Waiting For God 7.10 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.50 My Family 8.25 One Foot In The Grave 9.00 Morecambe And Wise: The Greatest Moment 10.30 The Royle Family 11.10 Steptoe And Son 12.10am The Royle Family 12.50 Steptoe And Son
6.00am QVC: Shopping Made Easy 9.00 Scrubs (x22) 9.00 South Park 9.30 South Park 10.00 Lee Evans Live - Different Planet Tour 11.30 South Park (x4) 1.30 Just For Laughs 3.00 Trailer Park Boys 3.30 The Nathan Caton Show (x3) 3.45 The Frank Skinner Show 4.45 Life On A Stick (x2)
7.00am How Do They Do It? (x2) 8.00 Mythbusters (x2) 10.00 Elite Forces 11.00 Deadliest Catch (x8) 7.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 8.00 Mythbusters 9.00 NASA’s Greatest Missions 10.00 FILM: The Boys From Brazil (1978) 12.30am Unsolved Murders 1.00 Call 911 1.30 Call 911 2.00 Forensic Detectives
11.00am The Making Of Tin Man 11.30 FILM: Hell’s Rain (2007) 1.20pm FILM: Storm Cell (2008) 3.10 FILM: Dark Storm (2006) 4.50 Eli Stone 5.50 Thunderbirds (x2) 8.00 V: The Mini Series 10.00 FILM: Riddles Of The Sphinx (2008) 11.50 FILM: They Live (1988) 1.40am Star Trek 3.00 Angel
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5.05pm 35mm 5.35 Steptoe And Son (1972) 7.15 Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973) 9.00 Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 11.15 The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938) 1.00am Rooster Cogburn (1975) 2.50 The Killers (1964) 4.30 Julius Caesar (1970)
4.05pm Rushmore (1998) 5.40 Seven Swords (2005) 8.00 Hard Eight (1997) 9.45 Sky Movies Preview 10.00 Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 11.50 London To Brighton (2006) 1.20am Running With Scissors (2006) 3.25 Nina’s Heavenly Delights (2006) 5.00 Preview
1.00pm The Nutty Professor (1996) 2.50 Angels Over Broadway (1940) 4.25 The Bravados (1958) 6.20 The Core (2003) 9.00 In And Out (1997) 10.50 Short Cuts (1993) 2.35am Close
7.20am The Hook (1963) 9.00 High Society (1956) 10.50 The Citadel (1938) 1.00pm Interrupted Melody (1955) 3.00 Trapeze (1956) 4.50 King Solomon’s Mines (1950) 6.40 The Champ (1979) 9.00 Falling In Love (1984) 11.05 Brass Target (1978) 1.05am Savage Messiah (1972) 2.55 Brewster McCloud (1970)
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monday 3 Taggart ITV1, 9pm When anti-domestic violence campaigner Emily Patrick is viciously bludgeoned to death, violent men who held a grudge are at the top of the suspect list. DI Ross and DS Reid conflict over one of the suspects, Kevin Nash, who has been reformed and has now remarried. Cracking crimesolving drama.
Jake On The Box BBC2, 11.20pm Exploring the life and work of Jake Thackray, the undervalued genius famous for his biting satire and understated irony. A rare example of a British singersongwriter in the troubadour tradition. He could be darkly vicious, but was also able to write haunting and romantic songs.
Coming of Age BBC3, 9.30pm What I like about this is it makes a mockery of the High School Musical idea of teens. But man it goes to the extreme! Do teenagers really have this much sex? Either way, it’s snappily written and with a fine performance. Kids today, eh? Blimey I think we could all learn a thing or two.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal 24/7 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Kerwhizz 3.29 The Owl 3.30 Dennis The Menace 3.50 The Secret Show 4.05 Get 100 4.35 The Sarah Jane Adventures 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00am Kid’s TV 9.00 3rd And Bird 9.10 Our Planet 9.25 Charlie And Lola 9.35 Finley The Fire Engine 9.50 The Koala Brothers 10.00 Big Barn Farm 10.15 Get Squiggling 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Fun With Phonics 11.10 Primary Geography 11.20 Look And Read 11.40 See You, See Me 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 Out Of The Blue 1.25 Coast: Coastal Erosion 1.30 Animal Park: Wild In Africa 2.15 Market Kitchen 3.00 Murder, She Wrote 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman brings you all the latest gossip. 7.00 Dragons’ Den: Outside The Den Series revealing the lives of the Dragons’ Den Dragons. 8.00 Autumnwatch Have the red squirrels cracked their Autumnwatch challenge? Simon King heads off to Angelsea in North Wales to reveal the mysterious lives of ravens. Gordon Buchanan reports live from the Farne Islands on the progress of this year’s grey seal breeding season. 9.00 Prescott: The Class System And Me A brush with super-rich Surinder Arora suggests that class might not matter if you’re prepared to work hard enough. 10.00 Have I Got News For You Tom Baker hosts the news quiz. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Jake On The Box See highlights. 12.20am Beautiful People Simon remembers the time when an overweight guide dog and two deaths dominated his young life. Meanwhile, Kylie covets a ‘dusky Diana’ hair colour while Simon wants Tameka’s golden hair tongs. 12.50 Ellery Queen 1.40 Joins BBC News 4.00 Scottish Compilation Autumn 2008
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.15 ITV News And Weather 11.20 Meridian News And Weather 11.25 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Rosemary Shrager’s School For Cooks 5.00 Golden Balls
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 Planet Cook 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Just Shoot Me 8.25 Just Shoot Me 8.55 Frasier 9.30 The Deadly Knowledge Show 10.05 Booze: A Young Person’s Guide 11.00 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 11.30 The Family: Teen Stories 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Nursing Britain 12.35 Wife Swap 1.35 FILM: The 39 Steps (1959) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show
6.00am Kid’s TV 7.10 Roary The Racing Car 7.25 The Mr. Men Show 7.40 Make Way For Noddy 7.55 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.20 Thomas & Friends 8.30 Rupert Bear 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Mio Mao 9.00 The Wright Stuff 10.30 Trisha Goddard 11.30 Nigel Marven’s Ugly Animals 12.30pm Five News 12.45 Going For Gold 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Going For Gold Extra 3.05 FILM: Search And Rescue (1994) 5.00 Five News With Matt Barbet 5.30 Neighbours
6.00 Meridian Tonight Local news and weather. 6.30 ITV Evening News And Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jo finds out she has made a mistake on the farm. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Fiz discover John’s terrible secret? New evidence arouses Maria’s suspicions. Will Dan expose Steve and Becky? 8.00 Violent Women: Tonight Recent figures show close to 250 women being arrested each day this edition examines why women are becoming more violent.. 8.30 Coronation Street Fiz is left reeling after she unwittingly opens a Pandora’s box. Will Tony tell Maria the truth about Liam? Will Becky’s flirting make Steve jealous? 9.00 Taggart See highlights 10.00 News At Ten and Weather 10.40 Deep Wreck Mysteries Series which uses the latest developments in diving technology to bring deep sea images to the surface. 11.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Plenty of TV for Harry to get his teeth into. 11.40 Ghosthunting With... The Dingles Yvette Fielding, the world’s foremost ghost hunter, takes a group of celebrity friends to explore the darkest places in the country. 12.40am Quantum Of Solace: Royal World Premiere Special 1.30 UEFA Champions League 2.00 Loose Women
6.00 The Simpsons Barney abandons Homer’s car, so Homer has to take the family to New York to retrieve it. 6.30 Hollyoaks An era for as the pub goes up for auction. 7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 7.55 3 Minute Wonder: The Unquiet American Series of films from American directors. 8.00 Dispatches: Mum Loves Drugs, Not Me Current affairs series. Filmmakers Brian Woods and Kate Blewett reveal the huge impact that illegal drugs have on the neglected children of addicts. 9.00 The Unsinkable Titanic Drama-documentary which argues that a complicated sequence of events – rather than just an iceberg sealed the fate of the Titanic in 1912. 10.30 FILM: Cherry Falls (2000) See film highlights. 12.15am Dispatches 1.20 Bremner, Bird And Fortune: 2.20 Unreported World 2.45 Portrait Of A Young Man Drowning 2.55 3 Minute Wonder: Miss Landmine Series of short films 3.00 Kevin McCloud And The Big Town Plan 4.00 The Mix: Music Search. 4.15 Victorian Scots x 4 5.15 The Blue Dragon x 3
6.00 Home And Away Is Charlie sabotaging her relationship with Roman? Belle’s new quest leads to humiliation. 6.30 Wild Animal ER Staff attempt to catch a deer that appears to be suffering from a serious injury. A fox with a nasty case of mange gets some attention and four of Tiggywinkles’s cutest patients meet their new foster mum. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Top Trumps: Helicopters Robert Llewellyn and Ashley Hames test their knowledge of extreme machines. 8.00 The Gadget Show Consumer technology show. 9.00 Unbreakable Adventure series with explorer Benedict Allen in which eight intrepid volunteers undergo an onslaught of physical and mental pressure in a bid to be declared ‘unbreakable’. 10.00 Paul Merton In India Paul is in Hyderabad, where he sees the world’s largest tricycle and meets a snake catcher. In Bangalore. 11.05 FILM: 187 (1997) Gripping social drama about the struggles of a dedicated Brooklyn high school teacher. 1.20am NFL 4.45 International Football 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 6.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 11.00 Spanish Football 1.00pm Ford Football Special 2.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 3.00 Spanish Football 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Big League Weekend 7.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 10.00 You’re On Sky Sports 11.00 Big League Weekend 12.30am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 LIVE NFL 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 Athletics: Great Run Series
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today Local news and weather. 7.00 The One Show Reports on stories from around the UK. 7.30 Watchdog Consumer news and advice from the Watchdog office. 7.57 BBC News And Regional News News bulletin from the BBC. 8.00 EastEnders Suspicion falls on Jack as the police investigation into Max’s accident gets underway. 8.30 Panorama Eye-opening assessment of the Afghan conflict. 9.00 Spooks Lucas reveals the Russians interrogated him about MI5’s most secret spy operation. 10.00 BBC News At Ten The latest national and international news. 10.25 South East Today Local news and weather. 10.33 BBC Weather 10.35 My Family At War Historian Dan Snow and actress Natalie Cassidy discover the truth behind their families’ in the Great War. 11.15 Inside Sport Gabby Logan presents a weekly sports show. 11.45 FILM: This Boy’s Life (1993) Drama, set in the 1950s, about a divorcee bringing up her son. 1.35am Celebrity Scissorhands 2.35 Autumnwatch Weatherview 2.40 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow 3.40 Little Dorrit 4.10 Recipe For Success 4.55 Joins BBC News
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 XAdventures 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 ATP Tennis 12.00pm NFL GameDay 1.30 NFL: Top Ten 2.30 Sailing: Med Cup 3.30 Golf Night 5.30 Athletics: Great Run Series 6.00 X-Adventures 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 NFL: GameDay 8.30 NFL: Top Ten 9.30 Athletics: Great Run Series 10.00 Showjumping 11.00 NFL: GameDay 12.30am Athletics: Great Run Series 1.00 World Motor Sport 3.30 Big League Weekend 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sailing: Med Cup 7.00 Surfing: Margaret River Pro 7.30 Rugby League: World Cup 2008 8.30 NASCAR 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Golf Night 2.00 X-Adventures 2.30 NASCAR 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Athletics: Great Run Series 7.30 World Motor Sport 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am Extreme Championship Wrestling 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 5.00 Close
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10.00am Stargate SG-1 (x2) 12.00pm Stargate Atlantis 1.00 Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x3) 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 Futurama 9.00 FILM: Big Daddy (1999) 10.45 Night Cops 11.45 Best Of Road Wars 12.45am Road Wars
7.00pm Spendaholics 7.30 Most Annoying Couples 8.30 Celebrity Scissorhands 9.30 Coming Of Age 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Spooks 11.30 Celebrity Scissorhands 12.30am Last Man Standing 1.30 Coming Of Age 2.00 Most Annoying Couples 3.00 Celebrity Scissorhands Uncut 5.30 Close
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 A Poem For Harry 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Armistice 10.30 Operation Filmmaker: Storyville 12.00am Bombay Railway 1.00 Only Connect 1.30 The Sky At Night 2.00 Armistice 3.30 Only Connect 5.30 Close
1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show 4.30 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.15 The Montel Williams Show 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Britannia High 8.00 Katie & Peter 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.30 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) 12.20am Coronation St (x2)
11.50am Heartbeat 12.55pm Inspector Morse 3.00 Wycliffe 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Wycliffe 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Martina Cole’s Lady Killers 10.00 Flood 12.05am Jeeves And Wooster 1.10 PD James: Cover Her Face 2.10 Cadfael
12.45pm Scrubs (x2) 1.45 One Tree Hill 2.35 The OC 3.30 Gilmore Girls 4.25 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 FILM: Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) 11.20 FILM: Cabin Fever (2002) 1.10am Lenny Henry’s Perfect Night In
10.45am FILM: Reach For The Sky (1956) 1.10pm Deal Or No Deal 2.00 ER 3.00 Hill Street Blues 4.00 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.05 Grand Designs 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Property Ladder 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show 9.00 Relocation, Relocation 10.00 Grand Designs 11.05 Without A Trace 12.05am The Closer
2.00pm Missing 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Will And Grace (x2) 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 America’s Next Top Model 10.00 Lipstick Jungle 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am Grey’s Anatomy 1.00 Will And Grace (x2)
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4.20pm As Time Goes By 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances 5.40 Waiting For God 6.20 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.40 The Good Life 8.20 My Family 9.00 Only Fools And Horses 9.40 Fawlty Towers (x2) 11.10 The Royle Family 11.50 Fawlty Towers (x2) 1.20 The Royle Family 2.00 My Hero
3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Frasier (x2) 7.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men 9.30 Rules Of Engagement 10.00 Sex And The City (x2) 11.10 Coupling 11.50 Badly Dubbed Porn (x3) 1.20 Frasier (x3)
2.30pm Unsolved Murders 3.00 Deadliest Catch 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Mythbusters 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 How Do They Do It? 7.30 How Stuff’s Made 8.00 American Chopper (x2) 10.00 Chop Shop 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00am Deranged Killers 1.00 A Haunting 2.00 Forensic Detectives
12.05pm The Lost World 1.00 Quantum Leap 2.00 The Invisible Man 3.00 FILM: Timestalkers (1987) 5.00 Thunderbirds 6.05 Angel 7.00 The Invisible Man 8.00 Medium 9.00 Eli Stone 10.00 FILM: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 12.30am FILM: Session 9 (2001) 2.30 Ghost Stories 3.00 Angel
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10.35am Road To Morocco (1942) 12.05pm Love Me Tender (1956) 1.45 Holiday Inn (1942) 3.30 Topaz (1969) 6.00 Sullivan’s Travels (1941) 7.35 Road To Morocco (1942) 9.00 Coogan’s Bluff (1968) 10.40 The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 12.50am Love Me Tender (1956)
9.00am Little Children (2006) 11.20 Mo’ Better Blues (1990) 1.35pm Ballets Russes 3.45 Days Of Glory (2005) 6.00 Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version Of The War Of The Worlds 8.00 Mo’ Better Blues (1990) 10.10 Do The Right Thing (1989) 12.20am Sex, Lies And Videotape (1989)
1.00pm Freedom Radio (1941) 2.50 Storm Over The Nile (1955) 5.00 Prince Valiant (1954) 7.00 Volcano (1997) 9.00 Crash (2004) 11.10 Black Book (2006) 2.00am Live Flesh (1997) 4.00 Close
9.05am Summer Stock (1950) 11.20 Pat And Mike (1952) 1.00pm Lovely To Look At (1952) 3.00 The Boyfriend (1971) 5.25 The Girl And The General (1967) 7.15 Elvis On Tour (1972) 9.00 Plenty (1985) 11.20 Cannery Row (1982) 1.25am The Haunting (1963) 3.20 The Safecracker (1958)