Latest Seven: Issue 429 23 -29 June by Latest Homes

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the city magazine for brighton & hove www.thelatest.co.uk

★ arts ★ news ★ food ★ listings ★ tv guide ★ 23 – 29 June 2009

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gangster’s paradise public enemies premieres with a red carpet gala at the duke of york’s picturehouse

chow down brilliant deals on fabulous meals

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adrenaline rush win tickets to the white air festival

up close skin care products tried and tested

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Contents ★ latest upfront 5–9 5 Seann tries to escape 5 Will has been following his fave celebs 6 Competitions: win Palme d’Or film 6 Social Diary at a Hanbury fundraiser 7 Dani doesn’t like being told what to eat 8 Bare Cheek makes it up on the spot 8 Astral Angi gets down to your knickers 9 Celebcity meets Brighton’s Alan Sugar

★ latest news 10–12 10 News summary and Mary Mears on Armed Forces Day

11 Phil Mills reports back from the Naked Bike Ride

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★ latest listings 20–39 20 Reviews Russell Howard and Camille O’Sullivan

21 Stage Michelle Collins and Rupert Hill

22 Film JJ Feild on Blood: The Last Vampire

24 Comedy Edinburgh comes to Brighton

24 Art Get your fix at the Summer Art Junky

25 Kids & Events Win family tickets to Nymans gardens

25 Books The Story of Queen’s Park

26 Music Georgie Fame, Carnivalesque and The Specials come to Brighton

12 Letters: Seann‘s wrong about cats 12 Sport: win White Air tickets 12 Crossword: if you don’t use it, lose it

★ latest lifestyle 13–19 13 On the cover: Public Enemies premiere at the Duke of York’s Picturehouse

14 Food: Sussex Food and Drink Festival, dining out deals and the hotlist

Brighton Latest Download Chart

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29 Clubs Smartie party, Gorgeous and Goldie

30 Gay Striving for religious harmony

32 TV Dani on Mumbai Calling; complete TV listings for the week ahead

18 Health: anti-ageing skincare

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01273 818150 Editorial: editorial@thelatest.co.uk Advertising: lynne@thelatest.co.uk Managing Editor Bill Smith

Production Editor Victoria Nangle

Business Director Angi Mariani

Editor Rachel Pegg

Creative Director Andrew Kay

Chief Sub Editor Zara Baker

Production Director Fiona McTernan

Music Editor Jeff Hemmings

Finance Manager Sharon Caple

Sub Editors Pearl Bates Melina Greenfield Patrick O’Donnell

Art Director Stephen King Production Manager Neil Ive

Photography Tim Richardson Diana Frangi Design Rob Burdick Anand Day Peter Knight Steve Sawyer Staff Writers Ralph Miller Dani Winch Clubs Writer Jaime Pettit Books Writer John O‘Donoghue

Advertising Director Lynne Edwards Advertising Manager Marie Viviani

oney’s tight, public opinion has turned against the banks and some are turning to a life of crime to get by... No, not Brighton, 2009, but 1930s Chicago, where bank robber John Dillinger has become a popular antihero. Now Dillinger is the subject of a new Hollywood blockbuster Public Enemies, starring Johnny Depp. See our cover feature to find out how to soak up some of the gangster vibes at the premiere at the Duke of York’s (p13). We know we are not in the best of financial times, but there are some benefits, including great deals at some of our finest local restaurants. For the best offers, see our food feature on page 16. Speaking of food, Latest is proud to be the official media partner of Sussex Food and Drink Awards 2009/10. Find out all the categories and how to vote on page 14. Here at Latest we are very excited about the White Air Extreme Sports and Music Festival coming to Brighton in September. We have some tickets to give away – see our sports column on page 12. 21st century Britain has brought some clashes over gay rights and religious beliefs. Stonewall has produced a guide to help resolve any problems at work (p30). Did you know Queen’s Park started life as a private garden? Its history is unravelled in a new book by Brighton Town Press (p25). Hundreds of cyclists took part in the Brighton Naked Bike Ride 2009; for a cheeky glimpse, see Phil Mills’s news (p11). It’s nearly Edinburgh time, which means in Brighton we get to see all the shows without having to travel hundreds of miles and beg, steal or borrow for accommodation. Comedy writer Victoria Nangle previews some of the shows you can see in our neck of the woods (p24). Is improv a cheap way to get bums on seats without putting in the homework? Bare Cheek writers Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon have decided to improv their own column... ideas on a postcard (p8). This is my last column as Latest 7 editor – I am off to Brighton and Hove City Council to edit City News. A new editor will join Latest later in the summer; in the meantime send all submissions to editorial@thelatest.co.uk

Advertising Executive Rachel Bryant Administration Claire Peerless

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Seann scapism must have always existed. As long as there has been routine, there must have been the temporary urge to pretend the opposite. Nowadays, it’s hard to escape escapism: computer games, the internet, television, films – every form of modern media. There are so many options that it’s easy to turn a healthy diversion into a destructive habit. Escapism, like fatty foods, is fine in moderation. But when over-done, it stops being escapism, and simply becomes your life: your needlessly squandered life. I was made embarrassingly aware of this when I wasted yesterday, an entire day of potential activity, on computer games, pausing only to spend an hour and a half looking at footage of newsreaders farting on air. Yes, an hour and a half. Enough for a football match. Video games strive for realism. The graphics improve; storylines are emphasised; emotional depth is laughably attempted. Once, it was enough for Super Mario to save a princess by jumping on evil mushroom things. Now, perhaps, we will explore the character in titles like Midlife Mario, in which we have to

Seann Walsh is feeling guilty and wants to escape from escapism

Will ’ve recently spent a large portion of my free time stalking celebrities. In fact, since signing up to Twitter.com – built to satisfy our collective desire to know the exact location of Stephen Fry 24/7 lest the national treasure does another bunk to Belgium – I’ve become scarily obsessed with the lives of the rich and famous. I know, for example, that @KevinSpacey is shockingly bad with apostrophes, and Tweets like a granddad who’s just learnt to text. I know that @AlanCarr can be just as funny in a 140-character ‘Tweet’ as he is on screen (“We’ve got Britney on! Well I say that; she recorded all her answers and I’m lipsynching the questions”). I also suspect @BritneySpears herself has someone on the payroll to do all her Tweeting for her, although she must have burnt her Pepsi millions or she’d be able to afford someone with more imagination than “Just wrapped my first show in London. I love the costumes. Britney.” Then again, maybe that’s just how you Tweet when you have your KFC laced with mood stabilisers every four hours. The point is I’m hooked, and who wouldn’t be? With a few clicks of my mouse I can find out not only which concert

“I wasted yesterday on computer games, pausing only to look at footage of newsreaders farting on air”

shepherd him through the emotionally rocky waters of a midlife crisis, by jumping on evil mushroom things. Whatever; the games are better than ever. And people who play them all the time become fat, spotty and prone to heavy breathing, looking like the sort of creature that Mario would get 100 points for jumping on in one of his pixellated adventures. A day’s worth of computer games (and, moreover, my consequent avoidance of numerous obligations) was enough to leave me feeling shame of almost Catholic proportions. Still, it’s worthwhile to consider the importance of life’s little distractions. Real life, let’s not forget, often amounts to a succession of chores completed in the pursuit of self-preservation, lit up only by sporadic joys like other people falling over. Real life is going to the dentist, paying the phone bill, seeking an education, attending job interviews, trying to enjoy fruit. It can be wonderful, but quite often it’s rubbish. This is why we need escapism. But, in a morality tale written by life itself, I’ve never felt more eager for the satisfaction of having filled in a tax return.

Thanks to Twitter, Will Harris is best friends with a whole host of celebrities. Sort of. “I know, for example, that @KevinSpacey is shockingly bad with apostrophes”

Elizabeth Taylor went to see last night but also whether they allowed her wheelchair access (it was @AndreaBocelli and they did, thanks for asking). This is amazing. It’s like I’m best friends with Elizabeth Taylor. Admittedly it’s the kind of friendship where one friend makes sporadic comments about gay rights and AIDS and the other is a mute, invisible ghost, but still. I wonder if this makes me a stalker. Am I stalking these celebrities? Is going through @DavidHasselhoff’s news-feed just a variant of going through his bins, minus the airfare? And why, having discovered there are Twitterers out there who – I can barely bring myself to say it – pretend to be celebrities, do I find myself genuinely troubled over whether to ‘stalk’ @the_ZacEfron, @RealZacEfron, or @ThaRealZacEfron? Of course I haven’t completely lost the plot. I know Elizabeth Taylor is in an iron lung in Bel Air, Stephen Fry is safely tucked up in a recording studio, and I am just a man at a computer who they will never meet. But hey, however sad it makes me, at least I’m not pretending to be J Lo. Not until my next bucket of KFC anyway. www.twitter.com/william_tells

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Win ‘The Class’ on DVD Just before we break up for the summer holidays, for this week’s competition, we’re setting you a French test, but this one does not involve reciting any grammar or taking any oral exams. Instead, we’re giving away three copies of the critically acclaimed French Film ‘The Class’. Receiving rave reviews and winning the Palme d’Or at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival, ‘The Class’ is the semi-biographical story of a literature teacher at an innercity Paris school who attempts to deal with the racial tensions and behavioural problems of his students. To be in with a chance to win a copy of this great film, just tell us: What does Palme d’Or mean in English?

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Caroline Jamieson, Diane Cheung (Gars Restaurant)

parties for Kiweni and gets busy in the kitchen

Hanbury fundraiser On Thursday 4 June Hanbury Club owners Chris Edwardes and Amanda Blanch organised an event to raise money to send children to school in the village of Kiweni, Tanzania. Kiweni was the village that Chris and Amanda took their family to for the BBC reality television documentary The Real Swiss Family Robinson, where they came face-to-face with the people of Kiweni. The evening was compered by Dusty Limits with entertainment provided by Cherry Shakewell, music from Olly Hite, Stuart Flynn and DJs Johnny Stylus, Blu Rondo and Andy Mac. The party featured a complimentary cocktail, canapés and a grand raffle, which will help to raise money to help the village children get an education.

Katie Wilson (Walk In Wardrobe) Marcella Whittingdale

Tracey Luhr, Karen Healy

Chris Edwardes (The Hanbury Club), Carl McAdam, Amanda Blanch (The Hanbury Club)

Emily Dubberley Sam Eddison

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Steve Tacker (William Ball, Hove) and Cllr Carol Theobald

Linden Kay (LSY Companies), Steve Giles (William Ball) and Christine Whitley

Including the kitchen sink... On Friday 5 June, William Ball Hove held their official launch event at their brand new kitchen showroom on the second floor of Marsha’s in Newtown Road, Hove. There was a Michelintrained chef utilising the appliances in the working kitchen to provide plates of hot food and a selection of refreshments, including freshly ground coffee from one of the most expensive coffee machines on the market! There were also prize draw tickets on sale with some great prizes raising funds for The Martlets Hospice.

Robert Griffiths (The Martlets Hospice, Director of Fundraising) and Sue Chandler (Hove Factually)

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Dani

Dani is tired of being told what to eat by the media...

s anyone else tired of reading, seeing, and hearing information about what we are supposed to be doing? Every time I log onto the internet (my home page is MSN) I am confronted with an article on what I should be eating, what 10 things I should never say to a man, how I should sleep, that I should be drinking a bath tub’s worth of water a day, moisturising every five minutes, not wearing heels, wearing them to attract the right person and making a five year plan.

“Diets are a point of annoyance for me as people always presume I am on one” I can’t help but feel a bit confused by all the information we are bombarded with everyday. Especially where diet is concerned. Every day we are told to eat more of one thing and less of another, we are prompted to eat a breakfast everyday, then told that we should only be eating two eggs a week. Since when were eggs bad for you? Fish is great but not too much, and feed your kids Omega 3 if you want them to be geniuses. Whatever happened to the good old ‘everything in moderation’ way of thinking? You can’t even enjoy a good old roast anymore, as the gravy would be too full of calories. At one time we all felt relatively healthy eating a diet that wasn’t dictated to us by the media, but now we have to eat a trolley‘s worth of veg a day,

You wait for ages and then... Brighton and Hove Bus Company have had a wonderful idea. Imagine you are at the pub, it’s dark outside and you will be travelling home on your own. You’d rather not go and stand at a lonely bus stop not knowing when your bus is due. Imagine if you could find out when your bus was due whilst sitting in the pub? Well now you can. Using the special numbers on all the bus stops you simply text the corresponding number to 84268 and you will be sent the list of what busses are due to arrive at that bus stop and how long they will be. You’ll never have to wait anymore! Excellent!

steamed of course. It seems that if we wish to be healthy nowadays we could never dream of eating anything that actually tastes great – lets face it, sometimes a plate of veg just doesn’t fill the hole a pizza could – and we should be drinking pomegranate juice (or has that craze passed?) Fortunately for me I quite like eating some things that are thought of as being healthy, but that doesn’t mean that I eat nothing but spinach. Sometimes you just need a kebab! The thing that bothers me most about the whole diet topic is the secret army of preachers that wander our streets. There is nothing worse than being told something that firstly you have no interest in and that secondly may not actually be true, the worst part of it is that you are normally told this stuff by

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someone who claims to be the font of all health knowledge, who claims to feel great all the time and yet is spending their days eating nothing but turnips in a bid to loose some weight. Diets are a point of annoyance for me as people always presume I am on one. I can honestly say that I have never dieted. I like to eat but the food I choose to put on my plate is not influenced by any ‘new research’ – it is simply what I like. Frankly in my head there is no harm in having a bag of crisps, there is no harm in having a drink or a burger as long as it is in moderation and you also eat other stuff. Someone once told me that to be healthy inside, you should eat a rainbow; this has so far been the best piece of advice I have heard where diet is concerned. But unfortunately Smarties don’t count.

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08 ONLY JOKING!

In & Out

Bare cheek

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Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Bare Cheek Improv Yes! Improv (or improvisation to give it its full name) seems to be the big thing these days. You’ve got improvised comedy sketches, improvised plays, even improvised musicals. And although 97 per cent of it is inevitably disappointing and lacklustre, the other three per cent is sometimes quite good (although rarely as good as something that someone’s actually sat down and written.) So we at Bare Cheek have decided to jump on the bandwagon and ‘improv’ a column in a crazy, freestyle jazz

stylee. For this we will require the assistance of a member of the audience – so please send a postcard to Bare Cheek, care of Latest 7 magazine, detailing the following… AN OBJECT A STYLE A LOCAL CELEBRITY A VEGETABLE A SEXUAL ACT A LAKE POET A BOARD GAME A TARTAN A FLAVOUR OF JAM A BUTTOCK (PLEASE SPECIFY LEFT OR RIGHT)

Astral Angi

Out 1 Try to find something in “Snooper’s Paradise” for under £1,000. 2 Go to the top floor of the library and be gripped by the fear that you’ll stumble over the power pack of a Japanese student’s netbook and fall over the railings to your doom, thus providing The Argus with the latest in a long line of depressing or horrific sandwich board headlines.

• Mooney and His Caravans • Joe Bugner • Use of the injunction “That’s my name – don’t wear it out.” • Being unsure as to the precise distinction between a cathedral and a minster • Top Banana

3 Buy something from a health food shop and take it back because it’s mouldy, only to be told that it’s meant to look like that because it’s organic. 4 Get a bit excited upon spotting what you think is a local celebrity, but then, upon mature consideration, decide that it probably wasn’t her from Bat For Lashes urinating in the gutter after all. 5 Go to the museum just to use the bogs.

In: Barry McGuigan

…and we will, RIGHT THERE AND THEN, conjure up a column using those suggestions. Well, either that or we’ll crudely crowbar in something we’ve already prepared, which is what all the other improvisers seem to do.

more things to do in Brighton before you die

• Zigger Zagger • The weak pun (traditionally delivered in a cod American accent) “Armageddon outta here!” • Barry McGuigan • Corn plasters • Mental Arithmetic for Skolars (sic)

BARDSLEY’S

This week, Astral gets down to bras and panties

Buy the CD Bardsley’s, country music with c-hip s-hop beats at Bardsley’s and Borders NOW!

ARIES (MAR 21–APR 20)

CANCER (JUNE 22–JULY 22)

LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22)

CAPRICORN (DEC 21–JAN 19).

Ariens everywhere should be celebrating their diversity, embracing their differences and re-assessing their underwear situation. You cannot scrimp when it comes to underwear.

Cancerians are the most likely star sign to ‘go commando’. If the gods had wanted us to ‘go commando’ why invent the double gusset, the Y-front and the lift and separate brassiere?

Librans like to move about in comfort, hence the penchant for cami knickers for the girls and boxers for the boys. Both of course have a tendency to ride up – so powder well.

Capricorns take most things just a little too seriously. If you are a Capricorn or know one, pop out and buy them a pair of cheap comedy pants, then watch as the static sets in.

TAURUS (APR 21–MAY 21)

LEO (JULY 23–AUG 22)

SCORPIO (OCT 23–NOV 21)

AQUARIUS (JAN 20–FEB 19)

Taureans on the other hand need to stop wasting money on skimpy thongs and flimsy lingerie – and that’s just the men. Solid undergarments offer warmth, support and soothe the soul.

Leos are most likely to still be allowing their mothers to buy their underwear for them. This of course is a fatal character flaw and must be dealt with by a qualified therapist.

Scorpios are racy beasts and will often choose leopard skin designs in very small formats. Less packaging can be a terrible mistake, no-one likes to stare at the butcher‘s window.

Aquarians think they are back to nature, but in truth they are a bunch of cissy boys and girls. They want to preach free love but are too shy to reveal their elderly M&S shreddies.

GEMINI (MAY 22–JUNE 21)

VIRGO (AUG 23–SEP 22)

SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 20)

PISCES (FEB 20–MAR 20)

Geminis would be best advised to invest in a set of ‘days of the week’ knickers. I bought a set in 1937 but as time is of no consequence to me I wear them randomly.

Virgos have the reputation for having drawers of steel, but below that padlocked exterior burns the fire of passion – that and some rather nasty chafing. Buy some ointment.

Sagis remain glued to long johns and liberty bodices – why? They refuse to take them off. My granny was sewn into her smalls aged seven and stayed in them until she had her first child.

Pisceans should avoid cod piece jibes by wearing disposable nappies at all times. This will more than adequately disguise any cod portion. Pop into Bardsley’s and Roy will explain how.

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Chow down Brilliant deals on fabulous meals – right across the city! With everyone feeling the pinch right now it will come as no surprise that many restaurants are offering deals on meals. It’s nothing new, many restaurants have been providing bargain menus for many years, and very popular they are too, especially when you are on a budget. The great news is that the fashion has spread so as well as all our old favourite set menu haunts, the places that we know and love, now we are seeing bargain menus across the board, from family restaurants right through to the smarter end of the market. The credit crunch may well have hit hard but right now, with brilliant offers from such a wide range of restaurants, the time is right to get out their and sample some of the best cooking in town at unbeatable prices. In fact set price menus have become so popular that they are likely to stay which is why here at Latest 7 we plan to make Chow Down a regular monthly feature. This will be the place to find out where the hottest food bargains are to be found. If you have a restaurant that is offering diners great deals then why not get in touch with Marie at Latest 7 to find out how to promote here. Call her now on 01273 818150 ext102.

£20 for 3 courses from the a la carte menu at Sevendials Restaurant Terms: •Offer available until 31st July 2009 •Offer entitles a starter, main and pudding per person from the a la carte menu •Diners must bring in this voucher •Not available Saturday nights •Offer valid for tables of up to 9 people •Small supplements may apply to a few dishes Sevendials Restaurant, right on Seven Dials roundabout, 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton 01273 885555 www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk

“The hottest food bargains to be found”

£10 thali and a pint at The Chilli Pickle Monday, Wednesday and Thursday lunch we are offering any thali plus a crisp pint of Kingfisher or a glass of house wine or soft drink for £10 Kathmandu goat curry, paneer tikka masala, bengali fish curry, allepey coconut & vegetable stew and fragrant chicken korma all served with baby naan, dal, rice, veg and pickle. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824 www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Eat out for £5 at Donatello, Pinocchio, FATleo & Fratelli

£9.95 for a two course meal & 10% discount on Takeaways at Zamdani

2 courses for £5 with this voucher One voucher per 2 people, Monday – Thursday inclusive.

Zamdani is rated as one of the best by the locals for its high quality of food, bright, modern surroundings and attentive staff. A starter of Murug 65 is excellent and unique to Zamdani.

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HOTLIST 17 9 Bar Café

28 Upper Hamilton Road, Seven Dials, Brighton BN1 5DF, 01273 556708 www.chimneyhousebrighton.co.uk

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LIST RESTAURANTS & BARS

Restaurants British and modern European 9 Bar Café It’s rare to find a place serving great coffee plus exceptionally good food day and night. This laid back, stylish new venue in Hove has achieved this in spades. Well worth a visit – they do the best chips ever tasted. They appear to have already acquired several of Brighton and Hove’s celebrity residents as regulars. Expect to pay £7 for breakfast/lunch and under £20 for a three-course dinner. 9 Bar Café, 118 Church Road, Hove, 01273 721838, www.9bar.co.uk

Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with all your favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and good seasonal seafood. Fish can be fried, grilled or poached, plus there are vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

Chimney House Recently opened with a stylish and cosy new interior and excellent modern British food, this family pub offers some of the best fresh, seasonal, home-cooked food in the city at great value. A wholesome and hearty menu, includes locally-caught fish and other Sussex produce. Pop in for a bowl of soup and glass of wine at lunchtime or a hearty three-course dinner.

Koba Bar and Venue Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar 6-days-a-week excluding Saturday - cocktails from £2.95, wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With three bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologists, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards over the years, the latest being one of the top 50 bars in the UK. Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059

Preston Park Tavern A bright, cheerful and welcoming food pub in Fiveways offering a gastronomic experience in a relaxed atmosphere. Locals and foodies mix in this familyfriendly pub – a hidden gem, which has remained busy through word of mouth. The daily changing menu, using delicious local, seasonal produce, is complemented by an impressive and good value wine list, all available by the glass or bottle, and good Sussex beers. 88 Havelock Road, Brighton, BN1 6GF, 01273 542271, www.prestonparktavern.co.uk

Sevendials Restaurant A smart restaurant serving excellent food and a sensible variety of menus in chic surroundings. From a simple lunch to a full à la carte dinner. Cooking reflects the seasons rather than fashion and quality is paramount, with great locally caught fish, game and desserts, and a wine list full of affordable treats. Use the terrace when the weather is warm or the dining room for a treat. 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton BN1 3TD, 01273 885555 www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant Stunningly refurbished, this old Brighton favourite has attained a new lease of life. An exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s

top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar before rising to the upper dining room. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

away, there’s something for everyone, including beautiful cakes made to order for special occasions. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

French

New Steine Bistro

The Arrogant Frog Brasserie. Now opened in the heart of Brighton, on the seafront. The menu has changed, they offer brunch, lunch, tea and dinner from 11am through to 11pm, Monday to Sunday. They’ve gone more mainstream but some of the old favourites remain, along with the French specials, changing regularly on the blackboards. Their European menu was created in response to demand – the credit crunch has hit us all and prices need to be easier on the pocket. Pop in for a croque monsieur during the day, coffee and cake or treat yourself to a cocktail – they have over 30 on the menu. They are now able to cater for parties of all sizes. Contact the restaurant for further information. 64 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NA, 01273 721488

Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie found just down from Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the promises each morning with the finest ingredients. They offer a wide selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads. Eat in or take

This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions creates the perfect setting for the appreciation of homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their very reasonable priced menu starts at £10.50 for two courses, 12.50 for three courses during the week, and £14.50 for two courses, £16.50 for three courses on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available seven evenings a week. Open from 6pm to 9.45pm for last orders seven days a week. 10 & 11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546 / 695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/ restaurant.asp

L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials. Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish of the day, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard. Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the two-course lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French Sunday roast. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868 www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

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18 HOT LIST | HEALTH Indian Chaula’s This place is unlike other Indian restaurants – Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat, and a ‘light bites’ menu. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of the old lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of thalis and the everpopular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a well chosen wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824 www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Italian Donatello Flagship venue of this local familyrun business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish and spotless surroundings. There are brilliantvalue meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, Fat Leo has trendy

interiors, including the toilets, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, any three courses £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Japanese Moshi Moshi Described by The Times as having a “fanatical following”, Moshi Moshi has become one of the leading restaurants on the South Coast. Known for its fresh, handmade sushi , Moshi Moshi is located in the heart of the Lanes. Become a Moshi member online www.moshimoshi.co.uk and get special discounts. Follow them on Twitter and Facebook. Moshi Moshi, Opticon, The Lanes, Bartholomew Square, Brighton BN1 1JS, 01273 719195

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Estee Lauder Time Zone, Line and Wrinkle Reducing Cream SPF 15 £44, available from www.esteelauder.co.uk or call 0870 034 2566 “A pretty pale pink colour and delicious silky rich cream, this really felt like I was nourishing my poor, weathered skin. It made my face feel soft and protected all day with the added benefit of the all important SPF.”

Thai Sabai Filled with stylish Thai furnishings, Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui and the restaurants of Bangkok. Browse the extensive menu of unique dishes, sample a cocktail or a bottle of wine from the comprehensive wine list. Thai food made with fresh, authentic ingredients – grown by the family of the restaurant’s owners. “Sanuk!” 165–169 Princes House, Princes Place North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabai.uk.com, bookings@sabai.uk.com

Coffee shops Spinelli Coffee Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with greattasting, high-quality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries, the ultimate ‘coffee experience’. Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views, with free Wi-Fi. Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819

Equilibria Aloe Face Cream – Anti-ageing £8.99. For stockists call: 0115 8419795 or online at www.chemistdirect.com “I was really impressed with this cream, as you don’t need much and it left my skin feeling really soft. The product was absorbed easily, and has no strong fragrance so it feels really natural and is suitable for all skin types, even sensitive skin.”

Origins Make a Difference Ultra-Rich Rejuvenating Cream £27.50, available online at www.origins.co.uk “This ultra-rich, refreshing super-moisturiser is perfect for very dry skins, although it may be a little too greasy for slightly dry/normal skin types. Boasting hydration qualities from the drought-resistant resurrection plant, The Rose of Jericho, it is a gorgeous-smelling and nongreasy hydrating cream ideal for thirsty skin.”

Neoglis Shine £40, from www.neoglis.co.uk/en or instore at Enzo Beauty, London “Shine targets age spots to lighten them and give skin a uniform colour. It has a nice texture and is easy to apply, but made my skin feel tight soon after using. I have quite dry skin and feel the product was not really for me. For targeting age spots specifically, this noninvasive product may make a welcome alternative to rejuevenation methods.”

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About Face Skin Revitalizer for Men – Aroma Therapeutics London £65, available online at www.aroma.co.uk or call 01458 835970 “The packaging looks good, but better than that, the product seems to be having an effect. It has a pleasant fragrance that fades fast, which I like so I can wear what I normally wear without a clash. The texture is light, it absorbs quickly and has no greasy feel after applying. I use it after shaving and it does not sting either. A few drops seem to go a long way, which is good, as it is an expensive product.”

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YOUR WEEKLY GUIDE TO WHAT’S ON 23 – 29 JUNE Under review Here’s our roundup of recent local shows, plus there’s oodles of reviews online at www.thelatest.co.uk Thriller Live Once again, all the collected talent on stage could not rescue this misguided apology of a show. Undoubtedly Michael Jackson and his bros were responsible for some of the greatest pop music of the last 40 years, and hearing the songs again was in a way good. Sadly the form of this ’entertainment’ was flimsy – neither tribute, drama or documentary, it fell well short of expectations. A ripping band, talented dancers and singers could not raise this above the level of cruise ship entertainment. The staging was dull, choreography repetitive and patchy and some members of the cast just too ’enthusiastic’. All this said, the audience, Jackson fans I assume, lapped it up, standing and dancing. I remained firmly in my seat throughout. Theatre Royal, 3 June

★✩✩✩✩ Andrew Kay

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pooh-poohing a glass of water when she happens upon it. Not only is O’Sullivan an excellent singer but her showmanship tells of her history at the Spiegeltent as she embraces her ‘boys’ in the band and engages with the audience. Top dollar divine. We can’t wait till she next returns. The Brighton Dome, 5 June

★★★★★ Victoria Nangle

Camille O'Sullivan: The Dark Angel Part bordello temptress, part Parisian chanteuse, Camille O’Sullivan tantalises throughout with her husky covers of Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Kurt Weil songs. Dressed to the nines and unashamedly enjoying herself as she prowls the stage and front rows, her decadence is delightful as she consumes a bottle of wine over the course of the show,

Q&A with Ken Loach and Eric Cantona This exclusive Q&A of ‘Living With Eric’ with its producer, lead actor and two living legends, Eric Cantona and Ken Loach, screened live from Brixton was an absolute cracker. Which iconic goals to include, why Loach’s spot-on techniques work, musings on football, corporate takeovers and the love of the game – oh, and of course – Mr Cantona’s seagull philosophy were all explored before questions were raised by a rapt audience in London. Add very funny anecdotes into the film’s making and this was a pleasant retrospective to a premiere screening of another warm and gritty slice of human life. Nice one lads.

21 Stage Soap stars take the leap from screen to stage

22 Film The undead walk in Blood: The Last Vampire

24 Comedy Victoria dives into the Edinburgh previews

24 Art Art Junky is nearly here

Duke of York’s Picturehouse, 4 June

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Monica Perdoni

The Brighton Dome, 14 June

Astrid Williamson From the Shetland Islands but based in Brighton for over ten years, Astrid first started out in the early 90s when she was a member of the 4AD band Goya Dress. As a solo artist, signed to One Little Indian, Astrid continues to make her mark as an excellent songwriter, epic in style, and drenched in passion. Tonight sees a rare outing with her distinguished band, who make a big sound, underpinned by plenty of guitar histrionics. What she lacks in the vocal department is more than made up for by her superb musicianship and an ear for a melody, of which there are plenty on her new album Here Come The Vikings, which is is given an extensive airing tonight.

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Prince Albert, 11 June

Russell Howard – Dingledodies Russell’s boundless energy gets us to the laughs before he’s even opened his mouth. And when the gags do come they‘re a lovely testament to a uniquely askew sense of humour, taking giggles from all and sundry. The material that worked best was that about his family and own life, rather than observations on the world, but that‘s simply quibbling as the whole set was a relief to the tensions of the world. This was filmed for his DVD, but rather than making it clunky or self-conscious, it became an extra punchline. A sheer joy.

Victoria Nangle

25 Kids & events Win family tickets to Nymans gardens

25 Books A new chapter in The Queen’s Park Story

26 Music Georgie Fame celebrates 50 years in the music biz

2 9 Clubs There’s plenty going on after dark so why sleep?

30 Gay Workplace diplomacy and Stonewall youth

32 Television Settle in for seven days of TV heaven

★★★★✩ Julie Andrews

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Shrink fit Andrew Kay talks to Michelle Collins and Rupert Hill about new theatre production Deceptions anny producers in the theatre would be crazy not to cast from that vast pool of TV stars that will almost certainly guarantee bums on seats. But over the last decade the British theatre has been dogged by soap actors who when confronted by a live audience simply do not measure up. Interviewing Michelle Collins and Rupert Hill, both famous for their TV roles, it is hard not to question whether they are up to the task ahead. I met Rupert first and am surprised that he is not a cockney but rather more home counties. His training as an actor is university based and his specialism was eastern and eastern European theatre. I have to ask if it was helpful when working on Coronation Street and he smiles. TV acting is very different he says, very different. I ask if it was a tough decision leaving ‘The Street’. ‘‘I always knew that I wanted to move on and do other things, yes it was hard giving up the salary that a soap offers to move into live theatre where the money is much much less, but so far I have been very lucky and had plenty of theatre work which I am really enjoying. Deceptions is a great challenge, a fantastic script with a terrific twist and I am really enjoying working with Michelle. The play is a two hander so it’s very demanding but rehearsals are going very well.’’ When Michelle joins me she is clearly nervous. Her track record is much longer than Rupert’s but she seems far less confident and I ask her why. ‘‘I always find this stage of a new job unnerving. It’s a big role and the two of us have to sustain the entire thing.‘‘ I point out that this is not her first theatre job and she laughs. ‘‘I know it’s just me, maybe I need the nerves to feed what I do.’’ Collins came to the public’s attention as Cindy in EastEnders. ‘‘I seem to have carved a niche playing tough or hard women but this role is very different, I play a psychiatrist, an intellectual woman.‘‘ Did you do lots of research for the role? ‘‘Well I read a lot of books.’’ I ask if Cindy hangs around her neck like an albatross and she laughs. ‘‘Well, yes and no, I will always be remembered as Cindy and people still come up to me and call me Cindy, at the same time that role opened a lot of doors for me and I have had a great career ever

Stage listings Tuesday 23 June to Monday 6 July Brighton Pavilion Theatre

The Capitol, Horsham

01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Room on the Broom The latest children’s play by Tall Stories, the company behind the stage adaptations of The Gruffalo and The Gruffalo’s Child, Room on the Broom is the story of a witch and her cat. • 27 June, 11am, 2pm & 4pm, £7/5 Little Leap Forward Told with an inventive mix of masks, puppetry, shadows, animation and music, this intimate true life drama is a story about family, friendships and creative expression from Horse + Bamboo, one of Europe’s leading visual theatre companies. • 28 June, 2pm & 4.30pm, £7/5 Casualties Brighton-based Mad Dogs Theatre company perform Richard Hurford’s tale of sex, cream cakes and all-night chemistas. • 4-5 July, 11am, Sat 7.30pm & 9.30pm, Sun 8pm, £6/5

01403 750220 www.thecapitolhorsham.com Menopause The Musical All-singing, alldancing comedy set in a department store, where four women with seemingly nothing in common meet by chance at a lingerie sale. The all-female cast makes fun of their woeful lives experiencing “The Change.” • 25–27 June, 7.30pm, £18 Sweeney Todd Tanbridge School perform the classic musical thriller about a murderous barber in 19th Century London. • 30 June–2 July, 7.30pm plus Wed 2pm, £8

Chichester Festival Theatre 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Oklahoma The story of an Oklahoma farm girl, Laurey, who is forced to choose between Curly, the happy-go-lucky cowboy she loves, and Judd, the mysterious loner she fears.

since.’’ I ask if we will see her sing live on stage again. ‘‘I love to sing and have recently done the East End musical Daddy Cool, I just wait to see what comes along, TV, film, live theatre, and balancing all that with bringing up a family. I am very proud of the film The Illustrated Mum which won an Emmy and two BAFTAs and Broken which also went on to win awards. I have also started my own production company so I am getting to know how hard this business is from both sides of the fence.’’ Collins is more relaxed so I dare to ask if there is any truth in the rumour that she may be appearing in the US hit TV series Desperate Housewives. ‘‘Well, let’s put it like this, I have had contact with the producers but so far it is a simple case of my people have been talking to their people.’’ Collins continues to win praise for her TV work and is one of the soap survivors, a consummate professional, a real actor and certainly one worth watching. Deceptions, Theatre Royal Brighton, Monday 29 June 2009 to Saturday 4 July 08700 606650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal

• 23 June-29 August, 7.30pm please check with venue to confirm, £12–36 The House of Special Purpose The story of the deposed Russian Tsar and his family as they are held captive by communist soldiers in post-revolution Russia. • 23 June–22 August, Minerva Theatre, 7.45pm please check with venue to confirm, £26.50

Eastbourne: Devonshire Park Theatre 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Up ‘n’ Under John Godber’s popular play. Set ‘somewhere in the north of England’ Up ‘n’ Under follows the fortunes of the Wheatsheaf Arms amateur rugby side, whose trainer has accepted a bet to turn the players into a winning team in just eight weeks. • 23–27 June, 7.45pm plus Thurs and Sat 2.30pm, £13.50–£19.50

The Hawth, Crawley 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk We’re Going On A Bear Hunt The classic Michael Rosen picture book is performed on stage. Suitable for children

over three-years-old. • 1–2 July, Wed 2pm & 4.30pm, Thurs 10am & 2pm, £10/8.50

New Venture Theatre, Brighton 01273 746118 www.newventure.org.uk The Maids/Deathwatch A Jean Genet double bill. Two plays with one theme: the ritualistic struggles of outcasts and their oppressors. These two plays are about individuals who are trapped, and try to find ways to overcome their imprisonment. With physical escape impossible, the characters resort to psychological means to assert their existence. • 23–27 June, 7.45pm, £8.50/5

Theatre Royal 08700 606650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Deceptions Paul Wheeler’s new play is the ultimate mind game, taking you into a world where deception is the ruling force. Starring Michelle Collins (EastEnders) and Rupert Hill (Coronation Street). • 29 June–4 July, 7.45pm plus Wed and Sat 2.30pm, £15–£26

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0871 224 4007 Tuesday 23

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DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 4.15, 6.45, 9.30 THE HANGOVER (15) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 12.30, 3.00, 6.30 RED CLIFF (15) 8.45 REVOLUTIONARY ROAD (15) 9.15 STAR TREK (12A) 3.45 TELSTAR – THE JOE MEEK STORY (15) 8.45 TERMINATOR SALVATION (12A) 12.15, 2.45, 5.45, 8.15

CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC (PG) 10.30am DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 4.15, 6.45, 9.30 THE HANGOVER (15) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30 THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (18) 1.15, 6.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 12.30, 3.00, 6.15 RED CLIFF (15) 8.45 STAR TREK (12A) 3.45, 9.15 TELSTAR– THE JOE MEEK STORY (15) 8.45 TERMINATOR SALVATION (12A) 12.15, 2.45, 5.45, 8.15

Wednesday 24 DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 4.15, 6.45, 9.30 THE HANGOVER (15) 12.45, 3.15, 6.00, 8.30 THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (18) 1.15, 6.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 12.30, 3.00, 6.15 RED CLIFF (15) 8.45 STAR TREK (12A) 3.45, 9.15 TELSTAR– THE JOE MEEK STORY (15) 8.45 TERMINATOR SALVATION (12A) 12.15, 2.45, 5.45, 8.15

Films showing Friday 26–Monday 29 CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILM SHOWINGS AND TIMES

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01273 626261 Tuesday 23

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FERMAT’S ROOM (LA HABITACION DE FERMAT) (12A) 4.00 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.30, 6.00 THE BOAT THAT ROCKED (15) 11.00am

RUDO Y CURSI (15) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30\ VIVA (18) 11.00pm

Wednesday 24 FERMAT’S ROOM (LA HABITACION DE FERMAT) (12A) 4.00 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.30, 6.00 THE BOAT THAT ROCKED (15) 11.00am

Thursday 25 FERMAT’S ROOM (LA HABITACION DE FERMAT) (12A) 4.00 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.30, 9.15

BOLT (PG) 11.00am RUDO Y CURSI (15) 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00

Sunday 28 BOLT (PG) 11.00am RUDO Y CURSI (15) 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00 ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE (PG) 4.00

Monday 29 RUDO Y CURSI (15) 1.30, 4.00, 6.30, 9.00

0871 200 2000 ANGELS & DEMONS (12A) 2.20, 8.50 CORALINE 3D (PG) 4.00 DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 9.10 THE HANGOVER (15) 1.55, 4.25, 6.50, 9.20 THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (18) 9.30 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.20, 6.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 11.40, 2.10, 4.40, 7.00 STAR TREK (12A) 11.50, 5.50 TERMINATOR SALVATION (12) 12.30, 3.10, 6.00, 8.40 TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (12A) 1.00, 1.45, 2.30, 4.15, 5.00, 5.45, 7.30, 8.15, 9.00

Wednesday 24 ANGELS & DEMONS (12A) 2.20, 8.50 CORALINE 3D (PG) 4.00 DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 9.10 THE HANGOVER (15) 1.55, 4.25, 6.50, 9.20 THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (18) 9.30 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.20, 6.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 2.10, 4.40, 7.00 STAR TREK (12A) 11.50, 5.50

What’s on this week

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (12A) Dir: Michael Bay Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox return to look beautiful, make friends with Autobots and battle evil Decepticons out to destroy the world in some truly awesome big budget blow ups. Joining the pretty crew are Rainn Wilson and Josh Duhamel – themselves not hit by the ugly stick. Big bangs for big bucks. Cool. Showing at Cineworld The Last House On The Left (18) Dir: Dennis Illiadis Gruesome and nasty hits the screen with a splat in this remake of a Wes Craven classic horror. It recounts the kidnap and brutal attack of a young girl, only for the perpetrators to unknowingly try to find refuge in the house of her parents, who are out for revenge. Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

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TERMINATOR SALVATION (12) 12.30, 3.10, 6.00, 8.40 TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (12A) 1.00, 1.45, 2.30, 4.15, 5.00, 5.45, 7.30, 8.15, 9.00

Thursday 25 ANGELS & DEMONS (12A) 2.20, 8.50 CORALINE 3D (PG) 4.00 DRAG ME TO HELL (15) 9.10 THE HANGOVER (15) 1.55, 4.25, 6.50, 9.20 THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (18) 9.30 LOOKING FOR ERIC (15) 1.20, 6.30 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2 (PG) 11.40, 2.10, 4.40, 7.00 STAR TREK (12A) 11.50, 5.50 TERMINATOR SALVATION (12) 12.30, 3.10, 6.00, 8.40 TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (12A) 1.00, 1.45, 2.30, 4.15, 5.00, 5.45, 7.30, 8.15, 9.00

Films showing Friday 26–Monday 29 CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM TIMES

www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

01903 206206 Tues 23 – Thurs 25

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LAST CHANCE HARVEY (12A) 7.30pm

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN (PG) 10.15am CHECK WITH CINEMA TO CONFIRM FILM TIMES

Blood: The Last Vampire (18) Dir: Chris Nahon This live-action version of the popular Japanese Manga follows half-human, half-vampire Saya, who is trained to hunt demons in post World War II Japan. Expect stylised fight scenes like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (producer Bill Kong had input on both films) and plenty of bloodshed in this flick that takes a new approach to the vampire tale. Twilight this is not. On general release, 26 June Telstar – The Joe Meek Story (15) Dir: Nick Moran Telling the true story of Joe Meek, amphetamine addict, paranoid genius and the world’s first independent record producer. Enjoying massive success with ‘Telstar’ in the 60s, Meek’s high ride led to an incredible tale of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll, with a great snapshot of British pop history. Showing at Odeon

Looking For Eric (15) Dir: Ken Loach Steve Evets stars in this touching comedy about a postman with a chaotic family life and a passion for football. Feeling the pressure of facing the woman he once loved – Lily – his mood sinks, and his mates do their best to cheer him up. Hooray for mates! Showing at Duke Of York’s and Cineworld Drag Me to Hell (15) Dir: Sam Raimi L.A. loans officer Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) becomes cursed after repossessing the house of a mysterious old woman. With the help of a seer, she attempts to dispel the curse, but how far is she willing to go for the cure? With Raimi back at the helm in the genre that made him famous, this is a thrilling encounter with the supernatural. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Duke of York’s Fermat’s Room (Habitacion de Fermat) (12A) Dir: Luis Piedrahita and Rodrigo Sopeña Four mathematicians are gathered together on a remote island on the pretext of discussing a great enigma. Soon they find that they are locked in a room and it is getting smaller, gradually set to crush them if they don’t solve the mathematical questions fired at them. How to get out and what’s the motive? Showing at Duke Of York’s Rudo y Cursi (15) Dir: Carlos Cuaron Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna play brothers, united in their passion for football, living in a small Mexican town. One dreams of being a goalie, the other of being a singer but is better at football than singing. Together they are discovered and offered one professional place they must play it out for. Showing at Duke Of York’s

Telstar – The Joe Meek Story

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FILM 23 weren‘t able to do that with film, but now with modern technology and special effects we can do that and it gets to see a wider market. Why are vampire films so popular? The amazing thing about vampires is they can represent anything you want. They‘re a kind of beautiful darker side of humanity. I saw just recently Let the Right One In, it was extraordinary and through the vampires it talked about humanity and segregation and judgement. They seem so wrong vampires, but they can be really sexy. Interview with The Vampire and films like that; there‘s an incredible sexual element to vampirism, if there‘s such a word.

Blood lust JJ Feild talks about starring in the long-awaited live version of Manga classic Blood: The Last Vampire What’s the film about? It’s from the Manga animé of the same title, an award-winning famous cartoon, and Manga decided to make the first live action feature, set in Tokyo in the 70s. What was it like doing something so different from anything you’ve done before? It was wonderful. Bill Kong who produced the film, made Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and House of Flying Daggers so when you get a call from Bill Kong saying, will you do my next beautifully shot action film, you can never say no because it‘s a wonderful opportunity. What is your character Luke like? I play a member of a secret society who’s hunting down these last vampires. He’s pretty horrible and pretty harsh. I’m sort of the villain of the piece. Is it a political film? In the original you have the backdrop of Vietnam. There are elements of that. Although it’s in Tokyo it’s set on

Did you know the original? Well, I’d heard about the Blood series because graphic novels and animé are so trendy within the film world so although I didn’t know it I knew people who did. I asked them, have you heard of this film? And they were like, Oh my God, yes.

“Vampires seem so wrong, but they can be so sexy”

What is the benefit of remaking Manga? Now that we have the technology to put incredible imaginations into real life, we get to lift it off the page and make it more human. The great thing about animation and comic books is anything is possible. Traditionally we

Is Blood influenced by those films and shows like Buffy? I think that’s a theme that’s going into Japanese animé. That’s the thing about Crouching Tiger, which has phenomenal female leads who can carry an action film. That’s an Asian theme which we didn’t have, and it’s wonderful to see. And they’re frightening. Jeon Ji-hyun trained for over a year and suddenly there’s a very beautiful girl who can chop your head off with a sword.

a military base with a whole backdrop of US occupation. Manga always use symbology to represent their political beliefs, so in that it’s the same, but it’s also great fun and non stop. If you’re trying to find a political element to the film you have to press pause because it’s such a fast running action film you have to catch up as it is.

Win cinema tickets to a film of your choice at the Odeon Brighton For a chance to win this week’s tickets, answer this question: In what city is Blood: The Last Vampire set? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Blood’ in the subject box, or write to us at the address on page three. Closing date for entries is Monday 6 July. The winner will get a pair of tickets to see a film of their choice. Proof of age may be required.

Do you have any big ambitions left? In my mind I want to do something different every time. And one day I’d like to make films, to write and direct films, I guess that would be the ultimate goal. Blood The Last Vampire is showing from Friday 26 June

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A laughing matter Victoria Nangle celebrates the cream of the crop of Edinburgh previews before they head North

cEdinburgh previews are here. There’s no denying it, there’s no point wanting to deny it. Essentially it means that we don’t have to go all the way up North on a gas guzzling plane, train or automobile to see the best shows. We get them here first. I do concede that these are Edinburgh previews, so they’re not quite polished yet, but frankly I prefer them when they’re in this state. You get to see the workings of the comic mind and how someone with enough stand-up years under their belt to be doing a show reacts on the fly. If a heckle turns up, if a prop falls apart, or if we just don’t get it we will get a full explanation of what is supposed to happen when it all goes right, which is not always how the show ends up. To catch a glimpse of the comic’s big plan before reality and practicality sinks in is well worth a trip down the road. So ecologically friendly too.

Art Junky

“To catch a glimpse of the comic’s big Stallholders and art buyers wanted… plan before reality and practicality sinks Phoenix Brighton is holding a market that will be targeting in is well worth a trip down the road” Summer Art Junky and they’re buyers on the look out for Don’t just rely on the taster of highlights crammed in the bottom of this column too. There’s not enough space to fit in all of the comedy on offer in a regular week, let alone one with an influx of previews turning up. The complete chocolate box selection of hard nuts and soft centres can be found on www.thelatest.co.uk/7/listings every week, with those jewels of previews all carefully included. Another great thing about catching the Edinburgh previews down here in sunny Brighton is that most of the previews are being run in small rooms. Whether it’s upstairs at The Funny Farm, above The Caroline Of Brunswick or out the back of the Komedia Studio bar, these are intimate venues to see shows which could readily fill a space twice the size come polished up time. And at possibly twice the price. Comics have to work harder in a smaller room, the laughter doesn’t carry so easily and the audience feels more inclined to smile than to laugh and stand out. Comics need laughter. So they work extra hard in these fantastically intimate spaces to get it. In fact, I’d say this is easily the best time of year for any comedy fan in Brighton. Bagsy the front row and mine’s a pint.

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Stand-up wisdom: “Dubai is a little bit like Sim City without the history or the culture” Zoe Lyons

Comedy listings Tuesday 23 The People Vs Stand-Up Comedy Comics on the rise in the South East comedy circuit, compered by Alan Seabrook. The Forager, 8pm, £3/5

Wednesday 24 Trevor Lock Lee & Herring collaborator and Russell Brand’s radio co-presenter Trevor Lock previews his new show, Some Kind of Fool. Caroline Of

Brunswick, 8.30pm, £7 Andrew Lawrence: SoulCrushing Vicissitudes of Fortune! The double If.Comedy Award nominee returns with a show about luck and how it can shape our lives. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £7/5

Thursday 25 Comic Boom Brighton's own award-winning Seann Walsh comperes a fast-paced quality

show featuring a top headlining act plus rising stars from the comedy circuit. Headlined by the fantastic Jo Enright. Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50

Saturday 27 Clever Peter They were ‘Best Comedy’ nominees at this year’s Fringe, with fast-paced sketches, razor-sharp writing and energetic performances. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £6/10

looking for stall holders to take part in what always proves to be an eclectic and buzzy bazaar. They are after artists, makers, collectors, performers and anyone else who has unusual object d‘art to sell. This event always brings together the best of Brighton’s lively jumble sale culture and its enterprising artist population for a one-day flea

affordable art, unusual cast-offs, and ‘junk stall’ inspiration. Artists can set up their own stall for only £20 or if you are too busy you can submit art work for the 50/50 auction. For more information and/or to book a stall contact Clare on clare@phoenixbrighton.org or call (01273) 603700. Art Junky, 28 June, Phoenix Art Gallery

Art listings Ditchling Museum Church Lane, Ditchling 01273 844744 Drawn from Ditchling: Portraits from a Sussex Village Portraits from the Museum’s collection – paintings and drawings, caricatures and photographs, word and film – celebrate the artists who have lived in Ditchling as well as local people who have drawn, painted and photographed in this village. • Until December 2009, Tues–Sat 10.30am–5pm, Sun 2–5pm

• Until 12 July, Mon–Sat 10am–6pm

Brighton Museum & Art Gallery Royal Pavilion Gardens 01273 290900 The American Scene: Prints From Hopper to Pollock 56 modern American artists are featured at this popular exhibition documenting America from the turn of the century to the 1950s. • Until 31 Aug, Tues 10am–7pm, Wed–Sat 10am–5pm, Sun 2–5pm

by donating original work to the 2009 Quentin Follies Art Auction. This exhibition/auction offers the chance to purchase original works of art, with all proceeds going to the Quentin Bell Commemoration Fund. • Until 11 July, Wed–Sun 12.30–6pm

Boxbird St. John’s Road, Hove 01273 734295 Zara Wood: Small Wonders Solo exhibition by this character-driven illustrator. •Until 12 July

Ink_d Gallery

Charleston Farmhouse

Rodhus Gallery

96 North Road 01273 645299 Lidia De Pedro: The Best Man & Company Originals, limited editions, hand-finished screen prints, box sets and perspex work for this Spanish artist’s first solo show.

Firle, Lewes 01323 811626 The Quentin Follies Art Auction Exhibition Some of Britain’s best artists, including Sir Peter Blake and Maggi Hambling, have supported Charleston farmhouse

16-30 Hollingdean Road 01273 694124 Josh Johnson: Next to the Speakers An exhibition of paintings at this new gallery space. • Until 24 June, Mon–Fri 9am–5.30pm

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Events highlights Competition: Sussex Beacon Garden Gadabout This week, Latest 7 has teamed up with The Sussex Beacon ahead of their Garden Gadabout, to give away five family tickets to the beautiful gardens at Nymans near Haywards Heath. Nymans is an outstanding National Trust 20th Century garden, set around a romantic house and ruins in beautiful woodland. With year round interest, lakes and panoramic views across the Sussex Countryside, Nymans is a beautiful place to visit at any time of year. For the Gadabout, which raises funds for the Sussex Beacon’s clinical care centre for people living with HIV/AIDS, over 70 of Brighton’s beautiful private gardens will be open to the public. Last year’s event raised over £16,000, through £1 entrance fees and sales of homemade cakes, lunches, deserts, plants, vegetables and art. This year, the Garden Gadabout comes to Brighton,

Matthew Hall takes a trip back in time with The Story of Queen’s Park

Hove and surrounding areas on Sunday 12 and Sunday 19 July, giving you the opportunity to visit some beautiful, inspiring and unique private gardens, as well as helping to raise essential funds for The Sussex Beacon. For more information visit www.sussexbeacon.org.uk/gadabout To win one of the family tickets to Nymans National Trust gardens, just let us know: what is a person who has the knack of making a garden grow often referred to as? A Green wellied B Green eyed C Green fingered To win, email:

competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Sussex Beacon’ in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to leave your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 6 July

Events listings Saturday 27

Sunday 28

TAKEPART Day Brighton & Hove’s festival of sport holds its launch in Preston Park. Activities and stalls include Stomp workshops, a climbing wall, an ice rink and displays from Team Extreme. TAKEPART Day, Preston Park, Midday-5pm, Free (activities may have entry fees).

Heart of Sussex Walk British Heart Foundation’s walk is now in its 19th year. Walkers set off from various distances depending on ability, and finish at Alfriston. There is also a Barbeque en-route. Why not get sponsored and walk to help the British Heart Foundation? Heart of Sussex Walk, 8am5pm, Free. Walks start at points between Clayton

righton Town Press have released another enlightening publication, entitled The Story of Queen’s Park. Unsurprisingly, this new book is concerned with the history of Queen’s Park and was inspired by a booklet which was written by the Friends of Queen’s Park in 1994. While this booklet was, and still is, informative, it was felt that it was perhaps time to bring the story of Queen’s Park up to date. In addition to this, it also further examines the history of the park, starting from the moment John Armstrong first acquired the land in1824. Soon after this, Thomas Attree purchased the land, intending it to be used as a private garden for villas which would eventually encircle it. The first villa built was his own, and Charles Barry, who later designed the Houses of Parliament, was commissioned to design it. Unfortunately for Attree, only one other villa was built and so the scheme was abandoned. Despite this, the garden remained private, only accessible to those who were invited, although the public were occasionally given leave to enter on certain special occasions. It would not be until 1892 that the grounds were opened to the public all year round. As with all Brighton Town Press books, The Story of Queen’s Park is not only concerned with the place itself, but also the people who lived there. In this case they were few in number but the book still discusses the Attree family in some detail. The Story of Queen’s Park aims to put the design of Queen’s Park in the context of other parks from the same era, delving deeply into its history to identify the reasons for its creation and design. This is achieved not only through text but also through images, as the book is beautifully illustrated throughout, using etches, sketches, paintings and photographs to help visualise its transition through the years. One need only look at the alluring water colour on the front cover, which represents what could have been had Attree achieved his goal of villas surrounding the park, to realise the wealth of history contained within this wonderful tome. The Story of Queen’s Park, Brighton Town Press, £9.99 from all good bookshops including Books for Amnesty, 15 Sydney Street, Brighton. Or order direct from Brighton Town Press, 10 Clermont Road, Brighton, BN1 6SG. Cheques for £11.99 (including postage and packing) payable to Brighton Town Press.

Book listings Windmills and Alfriston. Call 01273 890279 for info. Art Junky Indoor Artists Flea Market An eclectic mix of products and artworks on sale, with something to suit every taste. Art Junky, Phoenix Brighton, Midday-5pm, £1. Call 01273 603700 to book a stall. ww.phoenixbrighton.org.

Tuesday 23 June Malcom Gladwell The author of the critically acclaimed ‘Outliers’ performs his new show, with storytelling and intuitive thinking as well as booksignings. Brighton Dome, 8pm, £12.50/10. For information and tickets www.brightondome.org or call 01273 709709.

Coming Soon: Tuesday 30 June Glen David Gold The author of the bestseller ‘Carter Beats the Devil’, will be reading and discussing ‘Sunnyside’, his newest novel. The book, set in the First World War, follows the fortunes of three men: Hugo Black, Leland Wheeler and Charlie Chaplin. www.theoldmarket.co.uk, The Old Market, 6.30pm, £6 (includes a free glass of wine).

The Dawkins Letters Calvary Evangelical Church and Borders host a debate at the Jubilee library. Author and pastor David Robertson tackles the question of whether it is delusional to believe in God or delusional to try to get along without Him. www.borders.co.uk, Jubilee Library, 7pm, Free

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★ artists ★ interviews ★ gigs ★ new releases ★ clubs ★ djs ★ chart ★

Fame game Georgie Fame has been gigging for 50 years. Jeff Hemmings spoke with him ahead of his Brighton show Los Albertos

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Carnival fun Once a month there’s a mini-carnival taking place in Brighton, brought to you by Harmony in the Community. Carnivalesque is a glorious fusion of live music, DJs, outlandish costumes and plenty of cake. They thrive on alternative music from around the globe, but with a bouncy beat at its core. Bands to have graced their stages include Fat 45, Soothsayers, Carnival Collective, The Matzos, Manjinga 7 and Barulho, with DJ action from Global Beets, Cafe Expose, Roots Gardens and guest DJs every month. A celebration of our multi-cultural society, Carnivalesque is one of the best parties in town. This month sees Brighton’s favourite ska band Los Albertos headline. Check www.carnivalesque.org.uk Friday 26 June, Coalition

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Grand final Local band 900 Spaces have made it through to the National Grand Final of Live and Unsigned! Fighting their way through auditions, regional and area finals, they represent Brighton in the hope of walking away with a recording contract. The final takes place at Portsmouth Guildhall on Saturday 27 June.

The one and only two-tone heroes make their way down south Sunday 13 December, Brighton Centre

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did my first progressional gig at a holiday camp in North Wales in 1959,” says Georgie Fame (aka Clive Powell), describing his first gig to me from Frankfurt Airport. “I come from Lancashire where I worked in a cotton factory, and I played with these London musicians and they gave me a job there and then.” For anyone to have been in any business for 50 years is an outstanding achievement and there seems to be no letting up for this hard-working musician best known for the huge 60s classic ’ Yeah, Yeah’. ”That song got me out of England,” he says. “It’s still a great song and I still enjoy playing it. I’m not so sure about ‘Bonnie & Clyde’ (another big hit of his), it’s a bit corny, but you never know, I might dig it out for Brighton.” Georgie Fame’s career almost stretches as far back as rock’n’roll itself, and he was certainly there at the beginning of the beat boom in the UK. A contemporary of The Beatles, The Stones, Chris Farlowe, Joe Brown and many other luminaries it seems that he just enjoys what he does and thanks his lucky stars he’s still not stuck in that cotton factory… “Yeah, I’m really busy. In fact, I closed my diary in March of this year and won’t be re-opening it until March next year… As long as I’ve got my health and my enthusiasm I’ll just keep doing it,” he laughs, obviously sounding full of beans on the phone. It’s also a family affair now as his two sons, Tristan and James, both play with him on tour. “We do the family trio sometimes which is just me and my sons and then they also play with me when I do the Blue

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Flames (his seven-piece outfit). There’s a strong emotional pull when we play together; it’s not nepotism, I’ve said before that James is the best drummer I’ve ever played with!” So, what should we expect from his Brighton gig? “I’ll be playing my life’s history; a lot of the old hits, but I’ll also be playing some songs from the new CD too. Ian Shaw (a former Brighton resident) will join me on a couple of songs.” Georgie Fame and The Blue Flames with special guest Ian Shaw, Friday 26 June, Brighton Dome

UPCOMING GIGS Ozamatli 1 July, Concorde 2 Bryan Adams 2 July, Dome M83 6 July, Concorde 2 The Bar-Kays 2 July, Old Market La Excelenci 9 July, Old Market Freak Power 10 July, Concorde 2 Loop 11–12 July, Victoria Gardens Still Black:Still Proud 13 July, Concorde 2 Nitin Sawnhey 18 July, Concorde 2 Easy Star All Stars 5 Aug, Concorde 2 Wedding Present 27 Aug, Concorde 2 Bill Callahan 18 Aug, St. Georges Church Wedding Present 27 Aug, Concorde 2 Sister Sledge 27 Aug, Concorde 2 Beachdown 28–31 August Average White Band 8 Sept, Concorde 2

Talvin Singh 23 Sept, Concorde 2 Kelly Joe Phelps 29 Sept, Komedia Brighton Live 30 Sept–3 Oct Hockey 1 October, Digital Joan Baez 5 Oct, Dome Zero 7 6 Oct, Dome Skindred 19 Oct, Concorde 2 Orquesta Buena Social Club 20 Oct, Dome Bloc Party 24 Oct, Brighton Centre Dizzee Rascal 27 Oct, Dome Dreadzone 2 Nov, Komedia UB40 9 Dec, Brighton Centre Alice Cooper 5 Dec, Brighton Centre James Morrison 8 Dec, Brighton Centre Jools Holland 12 Dec, Brighton Centre Lily Allen 13 Dec, Brighton Centre

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Music highlights

Tuesday 23 to Monday 29 June

Tuesday 23 Jack & The Candlesticks + The Wishing Well + Self Help Group A rich tapestry of acoustic alt folk rock, pop and indie. Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £4/3. Ricky Warwick + Eddie Spaghetti Freebutt, 7.30pm, free. Shonen Knife + support Japanese pop punk rockers in comic strip colours. Prince Albert, 8pm, free.

Wednesday 24 4 Walls To Top Drawer Hip-hop, MC’ing and live music. Hectors House, 8pm, £2. Back Lamp Senegalese folk, hip-hop jazz fusion noodling band! Juggler Bar, 8pm, free. Gimp + support Prince Albert, 8pm, free. Hurley/Hession Duo The Open House, 8pm, £3/2. Jeff Beck Dome, 7.30pm, SOLD OUT. Southside Promotions Present Fearless Heroes + The Element + The Fusion Uber catchy indie rock anthems. Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £4/3. The Answer + support Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £11. The Gin Club + The Beautiful Word + Tristram Expect a stage hi-jack, denimjumpsuited drummers, hissy fits and wicked tracks. Brighton Coalition, 10.30pm, free. Thermals + Pavilion Freebutt, 7.30pm, free.

Thursday 25 Bimm End Of Term Party First of two showcases featuring the cream of Bimm talent. Concorde 2, 7pm, £4. City College Students Launch New Record Label Bash in aid of new label,’Brighton Records’ debut compilation release. Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £5/3. Fat By Proxy To be enjoyed with a glass of your finest. Marlborough Bar & Theatre, 9.30pm, free. Inbred Knucklehead + Leonard and Bubba’s Delicious Goo Goo ClusterPrince Albert, 8pm. It’s Alive presents Rob The Rich + The Pursuit + National Express Indie rock. Hectors House, 8.30pm, free. My Passion + Members of Me Thrashing Tim Burton style hair to their chainsawed Nintendo beats and punk riffs. Freebutt, 7.30pm, free. Sound Factory Stripped with The Blueman + Jennifer Stanley + Mikey Ray + Dan Shears The Providence, 8pm, £1. Taxim: Greek Night with The Kypreos Band Hanbury Club, 7pm, £8/6. The Saturdays Unashamedly pop, chart dominating, girl mega band. Dome, 7pm, £20. This Is Elvis & The Burning Love Band Komedia, 8.30pm, £22/12.

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Carnivalesque Fancy dress is the norm, cake is a constant, rhythms and harmony the essence with live bands and DJs. Brighton Coalition, 10.30pm, £11/6. Georgie Fame & The Blue Flames + Ian Shaw + Zoot Money Celebrating 50 years of music-making with tracks that span jazz, American R’n’B and dance hall swing. Dome, 7.30pm, £22.50/20. South Coast Soul Revue Eight-piece soul band with a dose of funk.Grand Central, 8pm, free. Sweet Hove Chicago Traditional foot-tapping blues. The Brunswick, 8pm, free. The Felony Band Indie rockers banging out hard-hitting guitars, pacing drums and heavy riffs. Portland Rock Bar, 9pm, £3. The Stupids + Southport Hardcore punk. Hobgoblin, 8pm, free.

Saturday 27 Dead Swans Hardcore blues. Freebutt, 7.30pm, free. Fireworks for Summer + Deadlines + Flash Bang Band + Guided by Lights Prince Albert, 8pm, free. In Christ Alone Presentation of the Gospel story, wrapped around with rich and energetic orchestral backing. Dome, 7.30pm, £20/15. KXB Band Charitable event. Portland Rock Bar, 9pm, £3. Live & Love Music with The Special K’s + Seeker Hosted by Juice FM’s Sarah Powell. Brighton Coalition, 7pm, £7/6. Playgroup Festival capers with live bands and DJs minus the mud lot, all in a pub. Hectors House, 8pm, free. Son Of Robot + Achilles Five-piece mock-hoprock and genre defying sounds from jazz to electronica. The Brunswick, 8pm, free. Soul Reality Collective Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £8/6. Supper Club with Chantelle + Soul Purpose Raw soul, filthy funk and a two-course or threecourse meal. Hanbury Club, 7pm, £28/22. Time Crisis Feat. Bleech & The Caribbeans The Hope, 9pm, £4.

Sunday 28 The Consortium Summer Showcase Featuring Orchestras, Bands, Choirs and Soloists. De La Warr Pavilion, 5pm, £5/3.

Monday 29 Breakthrough with Rough Trade Brighton’s best breaking acts. Latest Music Bar, 7.30pm, £5/4 NUS. South of Saturn Matter-of-fact vocals and a hard rocking band. Engine Rooms, 7pm, £5. Straight No Chaser Big band swing. The Brunswick, 8pm, £3.

Bimm End Of Term Party Pt.2 With musical styles from hip-hop and funk to raging rock and indie. Concorde 2, 7pm, £4.

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The Thermals The Thermals Portland’s premier self-professed post-power-pop trio return to the UK from a touring stint with the Cribs, a new album called Now We Can See and a new label, Kill Rock Stars. Lyrically sharper and wittier than ever, The Thermals continue to knock out their near perfect sonic pop-gems with a neo-grunge attitude. One for fans of Weezer/Pie Bald/Death Cab For Cutie. Wednesday 24 June, Dome The Answer The Answer formed in Northern Ireland, back in 2005. Their first recognition came from Classic Rock magazine in 2005, who named them Best New Band. They released their debut album Rise in mid-2006, selling 100,000 worldwide on the whole. After support slots with the likes of Aerosmith and AC/DC, they also released an EP in the USA to acclaim, and have now fully recorded their second album, released this year. This gig is their rescheduled appearance following the cancellation earlier this year. Wednesday 24 June, Concorde 2 Jeff Beck

Jeff Beck One of the guitar greats and alltime hero plays a rare Brighton gig. A must for electric guitar afficiandos, Beck’s career was made back in the 60s when he not only played with The Yardbirds but fronted his own band, which featured the young Rod Stewart and pre-Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood. He also scored an unlikely smash hit with Hi Hi Silver Lining, which no doubt has kept him in plectrums. Over the years he developed and toyed with blues-rock, heavy metal, jazz fusion and guitar rock and while he’s dipped under the radar compared to his highly famous contemporaries Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton, this presents a great opportunity to see one of the greats in action. Wednesday 24 June, Dome Inbred Knucklehead & Leonard & Bubba’s Delicious Goo Goo Cluster Double bill of insane music with Italy’s Knucklehead displaying some fancy rock posturing within their comedy rock routine. Meanwhile the surreal redneck outfit Leonard & Bubba’s are a complete hoot, aping the sound and style of deep south trash. Hilarious. Thursday 25 June, Prince Albert Soul Reality Collective The infamous Soul Reality Collective showcase their exciting new venture ‘The Psychedelic Circus’ which gives a contemporary twist to the best of the 60’s ‘summer of love’ groove rock/soul scene, originally characterised by acts like Isaac Hayes, Buddy Miles, Janis Joplin and Sly & The Family Stone. Fronted by the best and most charismatic young singers on the circuit and an amazing band. This line-up will take you on a funky, soulful sound ride with attitude, visuals and a kick-ass band designed to move and groove. Saturday 27 June, Latest Music Bar

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REVIEWS A weekly review of local and national releases avid Hepworth called it ’bash street pop’, John Peel reckoned ‘Teenage Kicks’ the greatest song of all time, and Feargal Sharkey is now a musical csar for the government. What a weird and sometimes wonderful world we live in! Feargal Sharkey, the O’Neill Brothers, Billy Doherty and Michael Bradley, who made up The Undertones, were one of a number of Irish punk and new-wave acts paving the way for the continuing onslaught of Irish rock and indie. While Feargal Sharkey was the recognised face and personality of the band, it’s often forgotten that the O’Neill brothers were actually responsible for writing most of their stuff, and although much of it sounds a bit dated and simple, the best are forever timeless two to three minutes of pure pop nuggets. Hypnotised was their second album; digitally remastered and expanded, this one features ‘My Perfect Cousin’, ‘There Goes Norman’ and of course, that distinctive warble of Sharkey. The prolific Quantic just can’t stop making music for Brighton’s Tru Thoughts label. His latest ventures have taken him to Colombia, using musicians and styles from Africa, Latin America and the Caribbean, fusing psychedelic, experimental and rhythmically rich sounds that combine with his everlasting love of vintage funk and soul. Once again he’s come up with an hienergy workout that propels itself along via fantastic musicianship, whereby the musicians lock themselves into a tight groove but seemingly, like all the best Cuban music, without much effort. With his loose collective of musicians, Combo Barbaro, Quantic has created another joyous riot of an album. The oldest kids on the block Sonic Youth are back. To quote their near contemporaries the Talking Heads: ‘Same as it ever was’. You know what you are going to get from this lot; loud, rhythmic, feedback laden, slightly atonal wall of sound no-wave art rock, that delights in its almost childlike simplicity, although at times they do spread the boundaries and come up with the occasional instrumental passage of beauty. They’ve ditched (or were ditched) by their corporate master and The Eternal celebrates their new found freedom. Although really they should be thanking their lucky stars that they’ve made such a career out of basically farting about in recording studios with their toys and marrying it all to intellectual musings. Lucky so and sos. American singer/songwriter and multi-instrumentalist William Fitzsimmons grew up with sound taking priority over sight as a result of being the son of blind and musical parents (his dad even built a pipe organ into the walls of the home). Often compared to Elliott Smith, Iron & Wine or Sufjan Stevens, Goodnight is selfproduced and achingly fragile, often never rising above a whisper but still entrancing nonetheless.

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Bar & Club listings

Bar & Club highlights

Tuesday 23 to Monday 29 June

Tuesday 23 Audio Snide. 10pm–2am, £3/2. Brighton Coalition Latin Fever. Fine salsa and Latin rhythms. 10pm–2am, free. Digital Glitterati. A classy night for student types. 11pm–3am, £5/3 NUS. Funky Buddha Lounge Subsplash. All star dub tracks and dub on the rising. 10.30pm, £3/free. New Hero This Exists. Fresh music for cool kids! 10pm, £2. Pavilion Tavern Guerilla Rocks. Indie, rock, metal and punk mash-up. 10.30pm–3am, £3/1.

Wednesday 24 Arc Life is Easy. A mid-week interlude. 10pm, free b4 12/£1 after. Audio Supercharged. A mid-week education in the future sound of N-Funk with Napt. 11pm–2.30am, £5/3. Brighton Coalition Club NME. A beerfest with live bands and DJs. 10.30pm–3.30am, free. Po Na Na Urban Chic. R’n’B, hip-hop, dance hall and funky house. 10pm, free/£2. Volks Genetics. Liquid, soulful, progressive bass and breaks. 10pm–3am, £1 b4 12/£2 after.

Thursday 25 Audio Shameless Presents Quids In. 11pm, £1. Funky Buddha Lounge Love Lockdown. 7.30pm, £tbc. Hanbury Club Taxim: Greek Night. Live, traditional and original Greek music with the Kypreos Band. 7pm–2am, £8/6. Honey Club Contagious. House and dance anthems. 10:30pm–3am, £3/1. New Hero Pop Kraft. 10pm–2am, £2. Po Na Na Secret Discotheque. Return to the 80s. 10pm–3am, £3/2.

Friday 26 Arc Some Kind of Wonderful. 60s dance floor classics. 11pm–3am, £3. Audio Battlejam. Genre erasing, maverick turntablism from JFB and Ed Solo. 11pm–4am, £4/2. Brighton Coalition Carnivalesque. Carnival capers in a club with art, fancy dress, oodles of cake and live performance to shake a sax at! 10.30pm–4am, £11/6. Digital Stonelove. 101% maximum indie rock’n’roll, DJ and live bands. 11pm– 3am, £4. Engine Rooms Deviant. 11pm–3am, £5/3. Funky Buddha Lounge Bobby & Steve Present... The dons of soulful house return with Clemy Riley, Funki P and Mickey Cee. 11pm–6am, £6/3. Funky Fish The Funky Fish Club. 10pm–3am, £6/3.50. Hanbury Club Mojo To Go Go. A night of swinging 60s psychedelia, soul, beat, boogaloo, ska and garage. 7pm–2am, £5/4. Honey Club Smartie Partie – Residency Launch. 11pm–3.30am, £8/5 NUS. Latest Music Bar Radio Reverb Special Event.

A smouldering mix of sleazy soul, filthy funk, dirty breaks and quality hip-hop biz. 8pm, £3. New Hero Somewhere in the Universe… Alternative electro dance party. 10pm, £5/3. Ocean Rooms Strobe. Residents spinning an eclectic mash-up of styles plus pound drinks when the strobe strikes. 10.30pm, £2. Pavilion Tavern Kick Out the Jams. Rock’n’Roll. 10.30pm–3am, £5/3 Po Na Na Ice Box. Funky house night. 10pm–3am, £5/4. Tru Crunch. 10pm–2am, £5/free b4 11. Volks Dubpressure. Extra 15k rig to shake you by your bass head. 11pm, £tbc.

Saturday 27 Arc Hold Up. Indie night. 10:30pm–4am, £5. Audio Summer of Love. 11pm–4am, free. Brighton Coalition Gorgeous. 11pm–4am, £14/8. Concorde 2 Devotion. 11pm–4am, £10. Digital Shades Rave. Does what it says on the tin. 11pm–4am, £10/7. Engine Rooms Snake Eyed Mama’s Club. Real deal psychobilly, rockabilly, surf, trash and sleaze. 11pm, £5. Funky Buddha Lounge Buddha Soul. Disco, funk, house and rare groove from Juice Fm’s Mike Panteli. 10pm–3am, £10. Followed By: Buddha Soul Special. 3am, £5/3 NUS. Funky Fish The Funky Fish Club. Soul, funk, old skool, 60s and 70s tunes. 10pm–3am, £6/3.50. Honey Club Sevensins. Big room electro, trance and house. 10.30pm–5am, £12/5 NUS. Jam EBoogie. E-lectronic Pop. 9pm–2am, free. La Tropicale Houseworks. Quality house music from across the world. 8pm–4am, £6/free b4 11. New Hero It is Still 1985. An alternative 80s night! 10pm, £3. Ocean Rooms Muzika*. A night of total debauchery, so slap on the face paint and party to uplifting, tech, old skool house and rave! 11pm–4am, £8/5. Po Na Na .Silk. R’n’B, funky house, commercial. 10pm–3am, £10/5. Tru Girl’s Night Out. 9pm, £8.50/free. Volks Frequency Sessions. Serious D’n’B, Dubstep and liquid. 11pm–5am, free.

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Star support Actor Sir Ian McKellen, singer Dan Gillespie Sells and snowboarder Jo Chastney all spoke at Stonewall’s third annual day for young lesbian, gay and bisexual people. The day at London’s City Hall this month was sponsored by Aviva and attended by 140 lesbian, gay and bisexual 16 to 25-year-olds from across Britain. As well as speeches from celebrity role models, young people attended workshops on realising ambitions, developing confidence, being gay and having faith, getting the job you want, staying safe and healthy and developing campaigning skills. The day finished with forum theatre from Rikki Beadle-Blair and his troupe of actors, Team Angelica, who showcased plays exploring gay issues – including FIT, Stonewall’s touring play for schools designed to challenge homophobic bullying. Stonewall chief executive Ben Summerskill said: “Recent Stonewall research has demonstrated how the culture of homophobia in Britain’s schools leads to

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lesbian, gay and bisexual pupils underachieving. “The Stonewall Youth Event restores confidence to young people and empowers them to enter the world with a more positive attitude towards their sexual orientation in all areas of their life – at home, at school and at work. We’re very grateful to Aviva for making this event possible.” One young woman said in her feedback: “Classic day. I feel better about who I am.”

Sir Ian McKellen, Jo Chastney and Dan Gillespie Sells meet young people

Make a date A new dating group has been launched for gay men who don’t want to meet in bars. Date Makers will hold an event at the Friends Meeting House, Ship Street, Brighton on Thursday 25 June from 7.30pm. Alcohol will not be served and guests are encouraged to arrive drug and alcohol free.

Places are £12 in advance or £15 on the night. Organisers Stephen Crowther and Greg Sturges launched the group after getting frustrated with the usual ways of meeting people, in bars, clubs and on the internet. Greg said: “With Date Makers, we aim to provide a setting that takes a lot of fear out of initial contact.”

Have faith Stonewall has new advice to help LGB and religious staff work together Employers can download a free ten point guide explaining how to encourage people of faith and gay, lesbian and bisexual people to work alongside each other in harmony. Stonewall produced the guide based on research among the 470 major employers with which it works, and Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu focus groups. Religion and Sexual Orientation – How to manage relations in the workplace was funded by Ben Summerskill the Equality and Human Rights Commission. Ben Summerskill, Stonewall chief executive, said: “We recognise that there are still some tensions between people of faith and the 1.7 million gay people in the British workplace. “By preparing for difficult situations, employers can manage potential conflicts with confidence.” The guidance examines the legal position and the need for organisational clarity. Case studies demonstrate how employers can accommodate the needs of both sides in any disagreement. Mr Summerskill said: “While the 500 employers who are members of Stonewall’s Diversity Champions Programme tell us that such conflicts are rare, employers also tell us that they’re less confident about preventing and responding to such incidents than they are to other forms of dispute. “Recent YouGov polling found that people of faith in Britain are no more likely to be prejudiced against lesbian and gay people than anyone else. Happily, many people of faith don’t have any problem working, living, socialising or praying with lesbian, gay and bisexual people. This guide will help with the small minority who do.” The report found some organisations had ended contracts with suppliers, including a Catholic diocese from whom they hired venues, because of homophobic attitudes. Organisations were most confident dealing with incidents when they had explicit equality and diversity policies in place. In 2003, legislation was introduced to protect lesbian, gay and bisexual people from discrimination in the workplace. Similar laws were introduced in relation to religion and belief. Since 2007, it has been unlawful to discriminate when providing goods and services to lesbian and gay people, as well as to people of faith. Last year a registrar brought a tribunal against Islington Council for refusing to let her opt out of conducting civil partnership ceremonies. She won, but the judgement was later overturned. In June 2008 youth worker John Reaney was awarded £48,000 in a case against the Bishop of Hereford, who had refused to employ him on the grounds of his sexual orientation. Download the guide from www.stonewall.org.uk/workplace/3442.asp

“Many people of faith don’t have any problem with gay people”

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Gay listings Tuesday 23 to Monday 29 June Tuesday 23 Amsterdam Tuesday Social. Chase away the Monday blues with wine and music. 7pm, free Brighton Tavern Games Galore. Sticking it to maturity. 12pm, free Charles Street Bar Two’s Company. A double dose of cabaret from Maisie Trollette and Miss Jason. 9pm, free. Ghetto Quiz Alicious and Twisted Karaoke. Hosted by Mistress Cat. 8pm, free Legends Relax – It’s Tuesday. Friendly bar with smoking/sun terrace. Bar open 11am–5am, free Marlborough Bar and Theatre Drag King Night. Relax with a handsome king. 8pm, free Queen’s Arms Skint. Unlimited drinks for a tenner! Plus DJ and karaoke. 12pm–3am, free Revenge Sound As A Pound. A mid-week mash-up throwing out 80s, 90s, 00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. 10.30pm, £1. The Basement Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! 11pm–4am, free. The PV at The Jury's Out Tennis Anyone! – Wimbledon 2009. All the matches shown live. Every day this week. 12pm, free

Wednesday 24 Amsterdam Student Karaoke. 8pm, free. Brighton Tavern Wednesday’s Wine Club. 12pm, free. Ghetto Transition. DJ Peter Von Sleaze spins rock, metal and 80s. 10pm, £2.50 Latest Music Bar Gay Tango. 7–8pm absolute beginners, 8–9.30pm improvers, 9.30–11pm practical/social dancing. From 7pm, £10 Legends Gabbi’s Fun and Frolicks. Gabbi’s madcap party night from 9pm. 11am–5am, free Marlborough Bar and Theatre In-house Darts League. Nightly and annual prizes. 8pm, £3 Queen’s Arms Pride’s Got Talent – Heat 2. Pitting Brighton’s most talented players against each other. 12pm–1am, free. R-Bar Midweek Chill. DJ Li’l Alex spins on the decks plus a 99p rush bar! 12pm, free Revenge London to Brighton. Bringing the upfront house sounds of London Taaan to Brighton with MOS and Housexy resident, Jake Duval. 10.30pm–3am, £4/2. The Basement Gabbi’s Dirty Handbag. Dirty handbag and house tunes. 11pm–4am, free

Thursday 25 Charles Street Bar & Club Mad Cow XXL – My Cow is on Fire. DJs Li’l Alex and LeeRoy spinning funky house across two floors. 8pm–3am, £1. Ghetto HDSM. Hard dirty sexy music. 10pm, £4/3 Marlborough Bar and Theatre Open Mic Night. Hosted by Lucy Checkley. 9pm, free Queen’s Arms See Tues. 12pm–3am, free R-Bar Pre-Girls on Top Party. Verity sets the mood from 9.30pm. Bar open 12pm–2am, free Revenge Girls On Top. Deck Heroine LadyBex and DJ Smiffy doll out trashy chart hits and pop remixes. 10.30pm–4am, free b4 11.30pm with passes, £4/5 after Sea Spray Boutique Hotel An Evening for Non-Scene Gay Men. Join other like-minded people for an informal chat and drink or two. 7.30pm, £5. The Basement Boys Below. 11pm–4am, free

Friday 26 Charles Street Bar Fairylea. Classic cheese, trash and oldies. Bar open 11am, free Charles Street Club Curiosity Lite. Trashy disco pop. 10.30pm–3am, £5/3 Ghetto Popstarz. Indie recent and retro with Tommy Turntables. 10pm, free b4 11pm Legends Pre-Celebration. Pure Pop. 7pm, free Marlborough Bar & Theatre Girl's Night. 2

floors of mayhem with guest DJs. 8pm, free. Queen’s Arms Camp Attack. Definitive handbag, commercial and camp tunes with DJ. Plus unlimited drinks wristbands for £20! 9pm. R-Bar Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls on Top tunes to R-Bar. Open 12pm–7am, free Revenge Lollipop Vs Altitude. Top pop tunes from Stewart T plus upstairs find funky vocal house with DJ Alex Baker and guests. 10.30pm–5am, free b4 11pm, £5/3 after The Basement Celebration with Dolly Rocket. Girly pop and handbag. 11pm–4am, free The PV at The Jury’s Out Thank Funk it’s Friday. Funk, disco and retro classics. 12pm. The Zone Krissie Du Cann. 9.30pm, free.

Saturday 27 Charles Street Club Mardi Gras. A blend of Gogo boys, feathered girls, HRH Queen Josephine and Lil Alex. 11pm–3am, £5/3 Ghetto Wigout. A kitschy, cool night for the seriously unserious. 10pm, free b4 11pm Legends Pre-Ignition. DJs from 7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. 7pm, free Marlborough Bar and Theatre Queen Jo At The Marly. HRH Queen Josephine joins the Marlborough for a little funky house fabulousness. 9pm, free. Queen’s Arms Cabaret: Tammy Twinkle + Karaoke. Vocalists, comedians and drag (3.30pm–5.30pm). Then party with Kamp Kevin til midnite! Bar open 12pm, free. R-Bar Kinky Classics. From 9pm with Dulcie Danger. Bar open 12pm–7am, free Revenge Kinky Dangerous. Two top DJs, two floors of funky house, electro and pop equals 5.5 hours of frolics.10.30pm–4am, £7/3 The Basement Ignition. Funky house and chart remixes from DJ Peter Castle. 11pm–4am, free The PV at The Jury’s Out Viva La Divas + Booty Call. Live music with Em then DJ Aquarius spins party tracks. 12pm. The Zone Presents... Miss Hap. The international drag artist. 9.30pm, free

Sunday 28 Amsterdam Sunday Lunch and Connie’s Karaoke. Roast then karaoke from 8pm. 12pm–1am, free Audio Sunday Sundae. Disco tinged classic dance with Kate Wildblood and co. 6pm, £5/3 Ghetto Nervous Twitch. Fresh krunked up electro fashion party. 9pm, free. Legends Sunday Cabaret with Lola Lasagne. Then chill out in the bar. 3.15pm, free Marlborough Bar and Theatre Sunday Quiz. 7pm, £1 per entrant Queen’s Arms Cabaret: Kitty Litter + Karaoke. (5.30pm). 12pm, free R-Bar Sublime Sundays & Barmy Bingo. 12pm–2am, free Revenge Rainbow Beats. Funky house beats with a spanish twist. 10.30pm–4am, £tbc. The Basement Fever. Disco and pop remixes with new DJ, Ross Alexander. 11pm–4am, free The Zone You Say We Play. Bar Open 11am.

Monday 29 Amsterdam The Big Quiz. 7pm, £1 per player Charles Street Club Studio 150. 10pm–2am, £1.50 Ghetto Frat Party. Indie, electro and credible pop plus drinking games! 10pm, £1.50 Legends Dave Lynn and Friends. Hysterical night of cabaret from 9.30pm. Open 11am–5am, free Marlborough Bar and Theatre Trans Night. Hosted with the Clare Project. 8.30pm, free Queen’s Arms Skint + Karaoke. 12pm–1am. R-Bar Miss Jason’s Madhouse. Regular cabaret, a Wii Zone and free pool! 10pm, free The Basement Chic. Decades of delicious disco anthems. 11pm–4am, free

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Mumbai Calling Saturdays 9.30pm ITV1 ritten by Sanjeev Bhaskar, this comedy series follows the inner workings of a call centre in Mumbai. The problem is that nothing really seems to work in the call centre. The boss is in love with a colleague, none of the call centre workers can understand any regional accents and everyone hates their job. This show is neither great nor dreadful, there are a few funny oneliners but in general it isn’t something that will have you laughing hard. The idea behind the series is a brilliant one, turning the tables on us British, showing a rarely seen side to the call centre business. The occasional phone calls you hear during the episodes are nuggets of brilliance, whether it’s an old lady who phones because she can’t work out how to turn the volume up on her remote control or a Geordie with such a strong accent that none of the call centre workers can understand them – and of course there are the angry callers! This series reminds me of the scene in Slumdog Millionaire set in the call centre. Imagine that extended into an entire series. This series comes from the makers of British classics like Birds of a Feather, Lovejoy and Auf Wiedersehen Pet, so could do very well. Like many of the shows mentioned, there is nothing obviously funny about any of the situations but there is a charm we seem to like. The big question is whether or not we are ready for a comedy that points the finger at how we behave on the phone to a call centre. The series was filmed on location in Mumbai and has appearances from both Indian and British stars including Richard E Grant and Slumdog Millionaire’s Raj Zutshi. Since Goodness Gracious Me, which was also written by and starring Sanjeev Bhaskar, there has been little comedy on our screens that pokes the finger at the British from the view of a different culture. Mumbai Calling is battling for ratings against Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow on BBC1. I imagine those in need of some comedy would instantly turn to the BBC and I have to say that I would too. Not that Mumbai Calling isn’t humorous – it’s just there are other things on that are funnier. The type of humour used in this show has been done before and I fear many of us would favour a less obvious joke if we had the choice. Personally, I wouldn’t say that I would be making plans to watch this again, but it is something I may pop on if nothing else tickled my fancy. The potential for a great comedy show is there, it just doesn’t seem to be utilised to its full. Give it a go. If anything it might just make you laugh at yourself!

Films on TV Top tips for your week of flicks TUESDAY 23

An American In Paris ★★★★★ (1951, TCM, 6.50pm. Dir Vincente Minnelli) Gene Kelly moves likes the very personification of cool in this multiOscar-winning tale of an American artist living in Paris. Picked up by an heiress with an interest in more than his art, our artist has his eye on a local girl already engaged to a cabaret artist. Co-starring Leslie Caron. S’wonderful songs.

WEDNESDAY 24 For A Few Dollars More ★★★★✩ (1965, Five, 9pm. Dir Sergio Leone) For a man with no name Clint Eastwood’s mighty busy. The spaghetti western sequel sticks with the popular character of Mr no name – actually named Manco – and turns him into a bounty hunter, racing alongside his rival Lee Van Cleef to fell the bad man and take him in.

THURSDAY 25

Spellbound ★★★★✩ (1945, Sky Movies Classics, 7pm. Dir Alfred Hitchcock) Classic Hitch with more than a splodge of wartime suspicion thrown in of the unknown. Gregory Peck is the amnesiac accused of murder, Ingrid Bergman the psychiatrist trying to unlock the truth from what she believes to be an innocent mind. Enough to send shivers down your spine. Twice.

FRIDAY 26

Dirty Harry ★★★★✩ (1971, ITV1, 11.40pm. Dir Don Siegel) This week is just plain Clint-tastic. Mr Eastwood is back with another of his 70s calling card classics, playing the cop who’s not big on compromise. He’s on the trail of a serial killer

gunning down random victims and an excess of violence is just the thing that’ll get him that bad guy.

SATURDAY 27

Enemy Of The State ★★★★★ (1998, BBC1, 10.35pm. Dir Tony Scott) Just when you thought you were simply being paranoid in thinking the state was out to get you, Will Smith goes and finds out the state is out to get him. Freaky. Especially when he has no idea why and no safe haven. Gene Hackman might help, if he’s finished being batty.

SUNDAY 28

Misson: Impossible ★★★★✩ (1996, ITV2, 10pm. Dir Brian De Palma) Tom Cruise’s first outing as superagent Ethan Hunt delivers on the high tension as he kicks off with most of his team getting blown up and him taking the fall for the whole shambles. Oh deary. The burden of proof falls on him to clear his name. You can bet high octane stunts will be involved in doing so.

MONDAY 29 Identity ★★★★★

(2003, Five, 10pm.Dir James Mangold) Ten strangers are trapped in a motel by the storm. Tough cop Ray Liotta, doctor Alfred Molina and everyman John Cusack are just some of these carefully crafted characters gradually realising that someone is killing them. One by one. Twisty turny in plot. Victoria Nangle

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tuesday 23 The World’s Best Diet ITV1, 8pm If you get the most obese people in America, and the thinnest people in central Africa does that mean that an African diet is more likely to keep you away from that podgy walk? So asks Jonathan Maitland and his fellow celebs, trying out diets ranging from Italian to Indian to British postwar. Powdered egg anyone?

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Five, 9pm What are you most likely to find in Las Vegas, besides really hunky members of the emergency services? Um, casinos perhaps? Yup, tonight combines the two when the CSIs attempt to solve a string of murders connected to some stolen casino chips. No salt.

House Sky 1, 9pm The anti-social, bad-tempered curmudgeonly doctor takes on the case of a sleepwalker suffering from blackouts. Surely if you’re asleep you’re bound to be unconscious?! Apparently this is different and wrong in many, many ways. Meanwhile, House’s snooping discovers that Cuddy is planning to adopt a baby. Ahh.

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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Big And Small 8.40 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 8.50 3rd And Bird 9.05 Poetry Pie 9.10 LazyTown Extra 9.25 Mister Maker 9.45 Harry And Toto 9.55 Tellytales 10.05 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2009 3.25 Martha Speaks 3.35 Raven – The Dragon’s Eye 4.05 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 MySay 5.05 Newsround 5.10 Trapped 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2009 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and studio guests review the main events from the day’s matches at Wimbledon. Is Murray still in? Is he looking promising? Will he launch a new range of sportswear? 9.00 Mary Portas: Save Our Shops As the recession continues to affect the nation’s shopping habits, retail guru Mary Portas attempts to save not just a single shop but the entire town centre of Tewkesbury. What can be done to prevent shop closures here and on increasingly beleaguered high streets throughout Britain? Here’s an idea – buy stuff! Buy loads. But then that leads to debt and problems – head hurts... 10.00 Grumpy Old Women A group of middle-aged women grumble about various aspects of modern life. The female grumpies include Sheila Hancock, Jenny Eclair, Stephanie Beacham, Muriel Gray, Arabella Weir, Jenni Trent-Hughes and Pam St Clement. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines, with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 The Wire Critically acclaimed drama series. McNulty looks at old files and questions D’Angelo’s supposed suicide. Wise brash drinker. 12.15am BBC News 4.00 Mi Vida Loca (x2)

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Natasha is devastated when she discovers the truth about Mark. David tires of the villagers’ demands: pitchforks and that the monster come out with its hands up. 8.00 The World’s Best Diet See highlights. 9.00 Ladette To Lady The transformation of a group of boisterous Australian women into well-mannered ladies continues. At a pre-dinner wine tasting, old habits return as the ladettes take to binge drinking and stealing supplies, while prefect Skye does her best to cover for the appalling behaviour. See – not so hot being in charge after all. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Don’t Call Me Stupid Celebrity quiz hosted by actor and comedian Alexander Armstrong. Chantelle Houghton and Ed Vaizey MP teach each other about a private passion. Thought the whole point was she isn’t a celebrity? Hmm. 11.05 Supernatural Fantasy drama series. Sam and Dean investigate a series of burglaries in which the perpetrators, with no criminal pasts, commit suicide after the crimes. 12.05am Red Bull Air Race 12.55 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.50 Loose Women 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 ITV Nightscreen5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Ravi is inconsolable following the doctor’s news. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Property Snakes And Ladders Two pairs of amateur developers try to create extra space by digging out their basements, but Sarah thinks both couples are missing out on a trick that could help their properties beat the falling market. No one ever listens to her, oracle of property. 9.00 I’m Running Sainsbury’s Joseph Showler is fast-tracked from supervisor to manager after pitching an inventive idea to the team. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. Bit longer than usual. Mean anything? 11.15 The Big Bang Theory Flatshare comedy. Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings, but will a trip to the North Pole put the khybosh on their relationship before it starts? 11.40 My Name Is Earl Earl finds out that making up for all the bad things he did to women changes Billie’s behaviour for the better. 12.10am Little Boots: Video Exclusive 12.15 4 Music: Tommy Reilly: Orange Unsigned Act – The Winner’s Story 12.30 Betfair World Series Of Poker Europe 1.25 Big Brother: Live 3.50 KOTV Classics 2008 4.40 Gillette World Sport 5.10 Freesports On 4

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 The Beeps 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 3.10 FILM: Too Young To Be A Father (2002) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Charlie mounts a search to find Roman before Gardy kills him. Roman and Gardy face off in a final showdown. 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series based at Colchester Zoo. New arrival Century the giraffe faces his biggest challenge yet when he comes face to face with Colchester’s rhinos. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Vets In Action Doc series following four teams of country vets. 8.00 Monster Moves New series of the show following professionals who transport huge buildings and machines. In this instalment, a team of marine engineers attempts to move a 1,400 ton, British-built submarine 700 miles across water and land in Canada. Mounties! 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation See highlights. 10.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The CSIs uncover an elaborate plot to distribute a lethal new type of ammunition. Gerbils?! 11.00 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series. The team examines the murder of an avid Boston Red Sox fan found dead after a tough loss against New York. That’s taking sports a little too far. 12.00am CSI: NY 1.00 IndyCar 2.00 Rolex Grand American 2.50 Race And Rally UK 3.40 UEFA Cup Classics 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Will Jack buy into the idea of family with Ronnie, or will it drive them apart? She’s a Mitchell – faa-mily is what it’s all about! 8.00 Holby City Linden is finding it hard to move on from Faye, but realises that he may have a new project in Oliver. Always a worthy aspiration to be a project. 9.00 Waking The Dead Boyd and the team have to uncover the awful truth behind the murder of a neo-Nazi in order to save a young boy’s life. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Company Of Elders Alan Yentob presents a documentary that looks behind the scenes of the Company of Elders dance troupe, whose performers range in age from 61 to 85. 11.25 FILM: Welcome To Collinwood (2002) Starring William H Macy, Isaiah Washington, Sam Rockwell. Crime caper comedy in which a jailed petty thief is given a plan for the perfect heist from a lifer. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.20 Living With Monkeys: Tales From The Treetops 2.20 Keep It In The Family 3.20 Extreme Dreams: The Ultimate Challenge 3.50 The Unsellables 4.20 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 9.00 World Cup Of Poker 10.00 Ocean Adventures 10.30 Wild Spirits 11.00 Golf: Matchplay Golf Championships 1.00pm World Cup Of Poker 2.00 Ocean Adventures 2.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 4.30 NFL – Total Access 5.30 Live Rugby Union 8.30 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 9.30 Mountain Bike World 10.00 Poker 11.30 NFL – Total Access 12.30am Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 5.00 Amateur Golf Championship

Sky Sports 3 6.00am WWE Afterburn 7.00 Golf: Matchplay Golf Championships 9.00 Bowls (x2) 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Ocean Adventures 12.30 Wild Spirits 1.00 Bowls (x2) 3.00 Matchplay Golf Championships 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 LIVE: Twenty20 Cup Cricket 10.30 Sports Unlimited 11.30 Football Asia 12.00am Bowls (x2) 2.00 Close

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Make My Body Younger 9.00 Personal Affairs 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bizarre ER 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Personal Affairs 12.45am Make My Body Younger 1.45 Bizarre ER 2.15 The Real Hustle On Holiday 2.45 Snog Marry Avoid?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Yellowstone 8.30 The Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries 9.00 TV’s Believe It Or Not 10.00 The Chaser’s War On Everything 10.30 Flight Of The Conchords 11.00 The Armstrong And Miller Show 11.30 Make ‘em Laugh 12.25am Newswipe With Charlie Brooker (x5)

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 8.00 Katie & Peter: Stateside 9.00 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 10.50 FILM: True Lies (1994) 1.40am I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09

12.10pm Goodnight Sweetheart 12.50 Heartbeat 1.50 Upstairs, Downstairs 2.55 Wycliffe 3.55 PD James: Taste For Death 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 On The Buses 7.20 Rising Damp 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

1.25pm Big Brother 2.35 Friends 3.00 Desperate Housewives 3.55 The Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 How To Look Good Naked 10.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny 11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.55 Big Brother: Live

2.30pm The Coach Trip 3.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.00 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 True Stories: Another Perfect World 11.35 Come Dine With Me

1.45pm The Fix 2.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 3.00 Will And Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 Eleventh Hour 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 1.00 Charmed

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12.00pm The Invisible Man 1.00 Haunted Homes (x2) 3.00 FILM: Lost City Raiders (2008) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka (x2) 8.00 Knight Rider 9.00 Dollhouse 10.00 FILM: The Messengers (2007) 11.50 FILM: Lightspeed (2006) 1.30am Ghost Stories 2.00 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2)

10.45 amJohnny Guitar (1954) 12.45pm Holiday Inn (1942) 2.30 Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957) 4.45 Duel In The Sun (1946) 7.00 Johnny Guitar (1954) 9.00 Steptoe And Son Ride Again (1973) 10.45 Frenzy (1972) 12.45am Torn Curtain (1966) 3.00 The Blob (1958) 4.30 Holiday Inn (1942)

11.20am I’m Not There (2007) 1.40pm Away From Her (2006) 3.40 The Top 10 Show 3.55 Plunkett And Macleane (1999) 5.55 The Movie Geek 6.25 The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 8.15 Detroit Rock City (1999) 10.00 I’m Not There (2007) 12.20am Plunkett And Macleane (1999)

11.00am The Guinea Pig (1948) 12.55pm The Good Die Young (1954) 2.50 Escape To Athena (1979) 5.10 The Perfect Murder (1988) 7.00 The First Wives Club (1996) 9.00 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) 11.15 Raising Arizona (1987) 1.05am Angela’s Ashes (1999) 4.00 Close

11.05am Elvis On Tour (1972) 1.00pm Swing Shift (1984) 3.00 The Philadelphia Story (1940) 5.10 Springfield Rifle (1952) 6.50 An American In Paris (1951) 9.00 Point Blank (1967) 10.50 Fathers’ Day (1997) 12.50am Point Blank (1967) 2.30 Offset: Michael Douglas 3.20 Ride The High Country (1962)

5.40pm Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Dinnerladies 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 The Vicar Of Dibley 9.40 Harry Enfield And Chums 10.20 Hippies 11.00 Steptoe And Son 11.40 The Vicar Of Dibley 12.20am Harry Enfield And Chums 1.00 Hippies

4.00pm Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 South Park 10.30 Sex And The City (x2) 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40 South Park (x2) 1.40 Scrubs (x2)

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wednesday 24 Celebrity MasterChef BBC1, 8pm As much as the celebrities are known more by face than by name, this is becoming compulsive viewing for all foodies. With two heats a show there’s plenty to make your mouth water. Today sees Joe McGann, Linda Barker, Ninia Benjamin, Wendi Peters, Steven Pinder and Jeff Green getting tasty.

Spain: Paradise Lost ITV1, 9pm The second in this two-parter looking at how life has changed for the British expats living large in the Spanish sunshine. Except they’re not. A whole load of the them are threatened with losing their homes as they discover the land they built on is ‘rustic’ and not for building on. Add in a recession and you get the picture.

Henry VIII: Mind Of A Tyrant More4, 10pm He’s one of the most prominent monarchs this country has had but most people don’t know much more than Sid James’ interpretation in Carry On Henry about him. And that’s hardly based in extensive research. Dr David Starkey kicks off the first in this four-parter looking at his early years on the throne.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 House Swap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Wimbledon 2009 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2009

6.00am The Hoobs 6.25 The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.50 Big Brother 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Will And Grace 9.55 Brothers And Sisters 10.50 Desperate Housewives 11.50 Postmodern Pastimes 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Life Begins Again 1.35 FILM: Three Secrets (1950) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Animal 24:7 Series following the people fighting to protect Britain’s wildlife and pets. 8.00 Celebrity Masterchef See highlights. 9.00 Famous, Rich And Homeless Five celebrities undertake ten days of sleeping rough, soup runs and hostels in a bid to put homelessness in the spotlight. Annabel Croft, Hardeep Singh Kohli, Rosie Boycott, Bruce Jones and the Marquis of Blandford spend their first three days and nights sleeping rough in London. Each is then paired with a homeless ‘buddy’ with a history of abuse, drink or drug problems. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws Myleene Klass is live from Lottery HQ with loads of numbers. Wrong ones. 10.45 FILM: Unfaithful (2002) Starring Richard Gere, Diane Lane, Erik Sullivan. Thriller in which a suburban wife meets a Manhattan book dealer and begins an affair. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: The Incredible Human Journey 1.50 Celebrity MasterChef 2.50 Extreme Dreams: The Ultimate Challenge 3.20 The Unsellables 3.50 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale looks back at the day’s action at Wimbledon, with highlights and reaction from the major matches. Those would be the big wooden sticks with a large dollop of sulphur on the end? Wrong matches. 9.00 NASA: Triumph And Tragedy Documentary series offering audiences a unique chance to glimpse an astronaut’s view of spaceflight. The breathless pace and daring of the Apollo program sees NASA master previously unimagined tasks in the attempt to achieve the most incredible accomplishment in the history of human endeavour. 10.00 James May’s 20th Century Documentary series about 20thcentury innovations. James May investigates what the Space Race did for all of us who never got a chance to blast off into orbit, discovering that the race to the moon began in Chiswick, West London. James gets to road-test a street-legal version of the lunar buggy, but finds out gravity makes the handling difficult. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines, with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 The Wire Critically acclaimed drama series. Proposition Joe tips off Stringer Bell about police wire taps. 12.15am BBC News 4.00 Ma France 1 And 2

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie is relieved when Andy agrees to stable her horses. Pollard and Val become concerned as work dries up at the factory. No credit crunch immunity? 7.30 Coronation Street Kevin reveals his true feelings to Molly. That he likes pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain? 8.00 The Bill Petal Ford is knocked unconscious outside a known drugs den. As Leon approaches the scene, an unidentified man tending to her runs away. Help or hinder? Or maybe simply a shy caricaturist. 9.00 Spain: Paradise Lost See highlights. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Supersize Teens: Can’t Stop Eating As some doctors call for more gastric surgery on obese children in the UK, this programme takes a look at the situation in America, where more than 200,000 children a year undergo weight loss surgery. We follow two morbidly obese teenagers as they risk everything – including their lives – in a bid to lose weight. 11.35 Nightwatch With Steve Scott – Action Stations 12.35am World Polo Series: Polo In The Park 1.25 Loose Women 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.10 The Terrorist Hunter: Tonight 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Elliot realises it is his responsibility as Leila’s boyfriend He’s supposed to be the clever one! 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 River Cottage Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall presents the food magazine series, which celebrates the strawberry with a huge, 500person fete. Hugh and Tim also spend an evening fishing for river trout. That sounds like a delightful evening. When are we going? 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the previous 24-hours in the BB house. 10.00 Ugly Betty Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. With Wilhelmina firmly re-established at MODE, Daniel must make some changes. Betty makes an important decision. Ignacio gets a job at a fast food restaurant. Not so happy. 10.55 Big Brother What’s happened? Why is there more Big Brother in one night?! Argh?! 11.30 Omid Djalili – No Agenda Comedian Omid Djalili performs a concert at the London Palladium. 12.30am 4 Music: Gaymers Grassroots Gigs 12.50 4Play: Bat For Lashes 1.05 Dirty Sexy Money 1.50 Big Brother: Live 4.00 Freesports On 4 4.50 The Cooper Tyres British Formula 3 International Series 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 The Beeps 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman: In The Shadows (2007) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Roman is shot. Charlie closes in on Gardy. Get the nasty man! We mean – oh really? 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series. Senior keeper Richard attempts an unusual experiment involving a melon, a tea bag and eight million ants. Jon Tickle is not present. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Mean Machines Documentary series showcasing technologically advanced and historically important machines. This instalment looks at the world’s most innovative trains. 8.00 Jack The Ripper: Tabloid Killer – Revealed New run of the documentary series. Taking a fresh look at one of the most famous serial killers in history. Former tabloid editor Kelvin MacKenzie examines the role that the press had in making Jack the Ripper a media sensation. 9.00 FILM: For A Few Dollars More (1965) Starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Volonte. Sequel to classic spaghetti western in which the bounty hunter known only as ‘the man with no name’ forms an uneasy alliance with a sharpshooting former colonel in order to catch a bandito. 11.40 Police Interceptors: Special Edition 12.15am PartyPoker.com European Open V The PartyPoker.com 1.50 NHL Stanley Cup 2009 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 9.30 Rugby Union 11.30 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 12.00pm Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 2.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 2.30 Football Asia 3.00 Rugby Union 5.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 5.30 Live Twenty20 Cup Cricket 9.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 9.30 Boots ‘n’ All 10.30 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 European Tour Weekly 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 10.00 Pool: World Cup Of Pool 11.00 Poker 12.30pm Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.30 Poker 4.00 Football: UEFA Under21s Championship 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown 7.30 LIVE: Elite League Speedway 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 European Tour Golf 12.30am FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.00 European Tour Weekly 1.30 PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 3.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Modern Pentathlon 7.00 European Volleyball League 9.00 Golf: Amateur Golf Championship 10.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing 12.00pm PGA Euro Pro Tour Golf 2.00 Amateur Golf Championship 3.00 Modern Pentathlon 4.00 Pool: World Cup Of Pool 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 European Tour Weekly 7.30 LIVE: Greyhounds 10.00 Watersports World 11.00 World Tenpin Masters 12.00am NFL - Total Access 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Close Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm MOTD LIVE: Confederations Cup Semifinal 9.30 My Weapon Is A Dog 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.20 Little Britain 11.50 The Real Hustle On Holiday 12.20am Bizarre ER 12.50 Drinking With The Girls 1.50 Make My Body Younger 2.45 My Weapon Is A Dog 3.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries 8.00 The Book Quiz Poetry Special 9.00 Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 10.00 FILM: My Best Friend (2006) 11.30 The Book Quiz Poetry Special 12.30am Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 1.30 Batman (x2) 2.20 Mad Men (x2)

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.00 FILM: About A Boy (2002) 12.05am Coronation Street 12.35 America’s Got Talent 1.35 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09

12.15pm Goodnight Sweetheart 12.55 Heartbeat 1.55 Upstairs, Downstairs 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 PD James: Taste For Death 5.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 On The Buses 7.30 Rising Damp 8.00 Monarch Of The Glen 9.00 Numb3rs 10.00 Life 11.00 FILM: Intersection (1994) 1.00am Wycliffe

1.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 2.00 Big Brother 3.10 Desperate Housewives 4.00 The Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.30 FILM: The Transporter (2002) 11.20 A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 12.20am Big Brother: Live

4.00pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Henry VIII: Mind Of A Tyrant. See highlights. 11.05 Dispatches: Rape In The City 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares

2.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 3.00pm Will And Grace (x2)4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 Eleventh Hour 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x3) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Blood Ties 3.00 Rehab 3.55 Diet On The Dancefloor

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12.00pm The Invisible Man 1.00 Haunted Homes (x2) 3.00 FILM: Dragon Hunter (2008) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka (x2) 8.00 FILM: Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York (2006) 9.50 FILM: Post Impact (2004) 11.40 FILM: Bloodsuckers (2005) 2.00am 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2) 3.00 Medium

10.45am Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) 12.30pm Jesse James (1939) 2.30 The Front Page (1974) 4.30 Topaz (1969) 7.00 Rear Window (1954) 9.00 Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) 10.40 Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here (1969) 12.25am Experiment In Terror (1962) 2.35 Jesse James (1939)

10.50am Rescue Dawn (2006) 1.00pm The Walker (2007) 3.00 The Movie Geek 3.30 The Edge Of Heaven (2007) 5.45 The Commitments (1991) 7.50 Rescue Dawn (2006) 10.00 Margot At The Wedding (2007) 11.40 Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 2.20am The Top 10 Show

11.00am Dragonwyck (1946) 1.05pm From Hell To Texas (1958) 3.00 The Riddle Of The Sands (1979) 5.00 Barefoot In The Park (1967) 7.05 A Walk In The Clouds (1995) 9.00 Date Movie (2006) 10.35 Black Book (2006) 1.25am Privates On Parade (1984) 3.40 Close

9.05am Springfield Rifle (1952) 10.05 An American In Paris (1951) 1.00pm The Time Machine (1960) 3.00 Lucky Me (1954) 5.00 Viva Las Vegas (1964) 6.35 Selena (1997) 9.00 Money Talks (1997) 10.55 Quick Change (1990) 12.35am There Was A Crooked Man (1970) 2.45 TCM Presents Under The Influence: Edward Norton

4.20 pmThe Brittas Empire 5.00 As Time Goes By 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Dinnerladies 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 Absolutely Fabulous 10.00 Blackadder Goes Forth 10.40 Murder Most Horrid 11.20 Steptoe And Son 12.00am Absolutely Fabulous 12.55 Blackadder

4.00pm Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 The Office: An American Workplace 10.30 Sex And The City (x2) 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am South Park (x2)

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thursday 25 The Mentalist Five, 9pm Jane can be a pain, but he’s also blimmin’ useful. For instance, when a woman is shot dead in a posh resort suspicion turns on her rich husband, her libertine lover, an ex-assistant and a jealous waitress. More suspicion than you can shake a stick at! So Jane organises an elaborate sting. The little grey cells rock.

Psychoville BBC2, 10pm The dark comedy thriller series continues with the nutters running the madhouse – or at least the immediate vicinity. Midwife Joy enlightens the morning group about the perils of a water birth, David and his mum cover up his incompetence at the murder mystery, and Mr Lomax is looking for unusual things.

Plus One E4, 10.30pm Rob Black’s comedy touches a nerve. We might want our ex to be happy, but not too happy. So when his ex announces she’s getting married to Duncan from Blue he’s got a challenge on his hands to bring that elusively impressive ‘plus one’ to the wedding. How to get a stunning, talented and fun lady? Lie.

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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Big And Small 8.40 Bob The Builder: Project Build It 8.50 3rd And Bird 9.05 Poetry Pie 9.10 LazyTown Extra 9.25 Mister Maker 9.45 Harry And Toto 9.55 Tellytales 10.05 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2009 3.25 Martha Speaks 3.35 Raven – The Dragon’s Eye 4.05 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 4.35 Horrible Histories 5.05 Newsround 5.10 Trapped 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2009 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and studio guests review the main events from the main matches at Wimbledon. 9.00 Krod Mandoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire Fantasy comedy series. Krod is nominated for a position at the Elite Resistance Council, but first he must retrieve a precious gem from a deadly cyclops to prove his mettle. What’s mettle? 9.30 That Mitchell And Webb Look Comedy sketch show starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb. Mr Darcy demonstrates his prowess to Miss Bennett at Freestyle Disco.Plus a new adventure for drunken super-sleuth Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar; an unnecessarily honest best man, and David and Rob find themselves in an awkward situation with the Queen. 10.00 Psychoville See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 James May On The Moon James May commemorates the 40th anniversary of the Apollo Moon landings. He meets three of the men who walked on the moon, before experiencing the thrill of weightlessness, and the bone-crushing G forces of a Saturn V rocket launch. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Ma France 3 And 4

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.30 Big Brother 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Will And Grace 9.55 Brothers And Sisters 10.50 Desperate Housewives 11.50 Postmodern Pastimes 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: My Home Town 12.35 Life Begins Again 1.40 FILM: Dakota Incident (1956) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 The Beeps 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 2.55 FILM: Harvest Of Fire (1996) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon makes a discovery about his psychic. She’s seeing Patrick Swayze singing ‘I’m Henry the Eighth’ in ghost format? 7.30 Countrywise 8.00 The Bill After the failed drugs bust, Jack is convinced that his son lied to him. But when he interviews Sennett in hospital, he discovers that Ben actually tried to help the police. Na na na naa na. Trust your boy next time Jacko. 9.00 Trial And Retribution Drama. An abandoned suitcase is found at Heathrow Airport – but this is no terrorist threat. It contains the naked, strangled body of Sofia Petrenko, a high-class prostitute. The case is traced to Vitali Malikov, a Ukrainian billionaire who admits to hiring Sofia’s services, but says she was alive when she left him and the case was a gift. Whodunnit?! 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Trial And Retribution More cloak and dagger conclusions. 11.35 FILM: Freeze Frame (2004) Starring Lee Evans, Sean McGinley. Crime thriller which sees a murder suspect develop a paranoid tendency to film himself around the clock to make sure he always has an alibi. 1.20am Motorsport UK 2.10 Supernatural 2.55 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Zoe is resigned to the fact that she can’t graduate and makes a drastic decision. This’ll be juicy. Exposé? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 The Home Show Architect George Clarke revisits Ian and Jen, whose four-storey west London town house he helped transform. 9.00 Undercover Boss High-flying company executives go undercover to ensure their businesses are in good shape. Stephen Martin, the chief executive of construction business the Clugston Group, adopts a false guise and takes on a variety of lower level jobs to ensure the company is fighting fit. Hairy scary. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 11.15 The TNT Show Jack Whitehall and Holly Walsh present a weekly entertainment show, taking an irreverent look at the week’s events. For reverent turn to BBC2. 11.45 Derren Brown: Trick Or Treat Psychological illusionist Derren Brown involves members of the public and celebrity guests in a fiendish version of the Halloween game. Git. 12.15am Dubplate 1.20 Big Brother: Live 3.25 Afterworld (x2) 4.10 Scrapheap Challenge 5.05 Countdown 5.50 The Cubeez

6.00 Home And Away Roman reveals the truth about Gardy. He’s really Nogbad the Bad from 70s kids classic viking series Noggin the Nog? 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series based at Colchester Zoo. After months of hard work, the team finally discovers whether white rhino Cynthia is pregnant. Rhino cravings. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 RSPCA: On The Frontline Documentary series following a group of newly qualified RSPCA inspectors as they start work on the front line of animal welfare. Amanda is called to deal with a stray pony. Lisa Simpson’s dream come true. 8.00 Paul Merton In India Paul meets the children who live in Mumbai’s central station, discovers the joys of ‘Mollywood’ cinema and endures past-life regression therapy. 9.00 The Mentalist See highlights. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Drama series. A young boy who witnesses an assault in which his stepmother almost dies is too terrified to identify her attackers. 11.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. When the little black book of an infamous hedonistic playboy is purchased at auction, the new owner is found murdered. Very black book. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.00 NFL Classics 4.45 Wildlife SOS 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE: Euro Tour Golf 12.30pm Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 1.00 Boots ’n’ All 2.00 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 2.30 LIVE: International Women’s Cricket 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 7.00 LIVE: Twenty20 Cup Cricket 10.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Barclays Premier League World 12.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 5.30 Khan V Kotelnik Countdown

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian has big money troubles, but is Syed being straight about his motives when he steps in to help? Is he hoping to have a go on the patented Beale gripe-a-gramme? 8.00 Celebrity MasterChef In the first heat, Tony Hadley, Marie Helvin and Helen Lederer cook and in the second, Claire Richards, Rowland Rivron and Martin Hancock have a go. Only two of these contestants will get through to the quarter-finals. 9.00 Famous, Rich And Homeless Celebrities undertake ten days of sleeping rough, soup runs and hostels. Five become four as the Marquis of Blandford quits on day three. Meanwhile, the lack of sleep and food takes its toll on Rosie, Hardeep, Annabel and Bruce. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Question Time is in Newquay. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil and his resident helpers Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.25am Holiday Weatherview 12.30 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.00 Countryfile 1.55 Celebrity MasterChef 2.55 Extreme Dreams: The Ultimate Challenge 3.25 The Unsellables 3.50 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 10.00 Boots ’n’ All 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00pm Ocean Adventures 12.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.30 World Tenpin Masters 3.30 Euro Tour Golf 5.30 UIM F1 World Powerboats 6.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 Golf Night 9.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 10.30 LIVE: Sky Poker Five-OO 12.30am NFL: Total Access 1.30 Golf Night 3.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 11.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Euro Tour Golf 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 4.30 WWE: Vintage Collection 5.30 Race World 6.30 Motor Sport 7.30 LIVE: Rugby League 9.30 WWE: Late Night Raw 11.30 Extreme Championship Wrestling 12.30am Rugby League 2.30 Close

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2.00pm Law & Order 3.00 Bones 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.30 Oops TV 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 The Real A & E 9.00 Bones 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 Bones 12.00am Law & Order 1.00 Road Wars 1.50 Cold Case 2.40 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.20 Airline

7.00pm MOTD LIVE: Confederations Cup Semifinal 9.30 Bizarre ER 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Real Hustle On Holiday 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.50 Claire Richards: My Big Fat Wedding 12.50am Personal Affairs 1.45 Bizarre ER 2.15 The Real Hustle On Holiday 2.45 Claire Richards: My Big Fat Wedding

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Return To... Airport 8.00 Hidden Histories 8.30 James May At The Edge Of Space 9.00 Crude Britannia: The Story Of North Sea Oil 10.00 The Secret Life Of The Airport 11.00 The High Life 11.30 The Great British Foreign Holiday 12.30am James May At The Edge Of Space

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 8.00 America’s Got Talent 9.00 Katie & Peter: Stateside 10.00 America’s Got Talent 11.00 FILM: Kevin And Perry Go Large (2000) 12.40am Supernatural 1.35 America’s Got Talent

3.35pm PD James: Taste For Death 4.45 Monarch Of The Glen 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 On The Buses 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Ladies Of Letters 8.30 Rising Damp 9.00 Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World 10.00 The Forsyte Saga 11.40 Numb3rs 12.35am Dempsey And Makepeace 1.25 Cracker

5.30pm Friends 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 My Name Is Earl 9.30 My Name Is Earl 10.00 My Name Is Earl 10.30 Plus One. See highlights. 11.00 The Kevin Bishop Show 11.30 Fonejacker 12.00am Big Brother: Live

4.00pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 River Cottage 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 11.00 Without A Trace 12.00am River Cottage 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

3.00 Will & Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 Private Practice 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 1.00am Criminal Minds 2.00 In Bed With Yvette And Karl 3.00 Rehab 3.55 Downsize Me!

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5.00pm Deadliest Catch 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How Does That Work? 9.00 American Loggers 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 World’s Lost Tribes 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA: North Mission Road 1.30 Crime Scene USA: Suburban Secrets 2.00 Solved

3.00pm FILM: Deadly Visions (2004) 5.00 Quantum Leap 6.00 A Town Called Eureka 7.00 A Town Called Eureka 8.00 Bionic Woman 9.00 My Own Worst Enemy 10.00 Dollhouse 11.00 Knight Rider 12.00am FILM: John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998) 2.00 3rd Rock From The Sun 2.30 3rd Rock From The Sun

1.30pm Shenandoah (1965) 3.20 Island In The Sky (1953) 5.15 The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938) 7.00 Spellbound (1945) 9.00 Notorious (1946) 10.45 Shenandoah (1965) 12.35am The Pawnbroker (1965) 2.35 I’ll Never Forget What’s ‘is Name (1969) 4.20 Lover Come Back (1961)

9.00am Factory Girl (2006) 10.50 Earth (1998) 12.40pm Water (2005) 2.40 Clubland (2007) 4.40 The Escapist (2001) 6.20 A Mighty Heart (2007) 8.10 Ride With The Devil (1999) 10.00 Requiem For A Dream (2000) 11.45 A Mighty Heart (2007) 1.40am Clubland (2007) 3.30 Hana-Bi (1997)

11.00am I Am Cuba (1964) 1.45pm The Well (1951) 3.30 Forty Guns (1957) 5.05 Hanover Street (1979) 7.10 The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) 9.00 Lost In Translation (2003) Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray meet up and award-winning ensues. 10.55 Rushmore (1998) 12.50am If... (1968)

10.35am Selena (1997) 1.00pm Welcome To Hard Times (1967) 3.00 My Favorite Year (1982) 4.45 Disorderlies (1987) 6.25 The Spirit Of St Louis (1957) 9.00 In Love And War (1996) 11.20 Mutiny On The Bounty (1962) 2.45am Classic Shorts 08 3.00 Where The Spies Are (1965)

5.00pm As Time Goes By 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Dinnerladies 7.40 The Thin Blue Line 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 Absolutely Fabulous 9.55 Dinnerladies 10.35 Jam And Jerusalem 11.15 Steptoe And Son 11.55 Absolutely Fabulous 12.50am Dinnerladies 1.30 Jam And Jerusalem

5.00pmn Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 Scrubs 10.30 Sex And The City (x2) 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45 South Park 1.15 South Park 1.45 Scrubs (x2) 2.45 South Park (x2)

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friday 26 First Cut: My Father The Mercenary Channel 4, 7.35pm James Ross’s remarkable film tells the story of Philip Sessarego, a soldier of fortune who fought in 80s Afghanistan, took part in a coup in the Maldives and trained the Sri Lanka army. In 1993 he walked out on his family and was thought killed soon after. Then his daughter saw him on telly in 2001.

Friday Night With Jonathan Ross BBC1, 10.35pm Remember a while ago Mr Ross got in a bit of trouble with live broadcasting? It’ll be interesting to see just how much gets put out from this pre-recorded interview, bearing that in mind. Tonight’s mega guest is an exclusive with Sacha Baron Cohen’s fashionista character Bruno. Save us.

Agatha Christie’s Poirot ITV3, 8pm It’s Friday! Which means that you may be in no fit state to work out the meanderings of demanding telly. Choose to use the grey cells or not as the 1930s Belgian sleuth takes us through crime at a time when murder is more acceptable than no jam with afternoon tea. Vicar! Tonight a ransom note piques Poirot’s interest.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 House Swap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2009

6.00am The Hoobs 6.25 The Hoobs 6.50 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.20 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.50 Big Brother 9.00 Will And Grace 9.25 Will And Grace 9.50 Brothers And Sisters 10.50 Desperate Housewives 11.45 What’s In A Word? 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 The Savoy: Checking Into History 12.55 The City Gardener 1.25 FILM: The Kentuckian (1955) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 The Beeps 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 3.10 FILM: No Ordinary Baby (2001) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Air Medics A look at the work of the Great North Air Ambulance. 8.00 EastEnders Denise cannot live with the truth about Lucas, as Trina pushes them further apart. 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef In this third quarter-final the four winning celebrity chefs from the week’s heats battle it out for two semi-final places. 9.00 Hotel Babylon Drama series. A celebrity TV couple are busy with their joint fortieth birthday celebrations at the hotel. Anna assumes they are perfect together, but uncovers a very different story behind closed doors. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross See highlights. 11.35 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw Cat Cubie is at Lottery HQ with the results of the Euromillions draw. Who’s Cat Cubie? 11.40 FILM: The Ring II (2005) Starring Naomi Watts, Simon Baker, Elizabeth Perkins. Sequel to the cult horror about a videotape that brings death to anyone who watches it. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Mary Queen Of Charity Shops 2.25 Celebrity MasterChef 2.55 Extreme Dreams: The Ultimate Challenge 3.25 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s events at Wimbledon. 9.00 Top Gear Motoring news and views. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May compete in an epic London-to-Edinburgh race, setting out to discover what Top Gear might have been like 60 years ago. Repeat of last Sunday’s show. 10.00 Glastonbury Lauren Laverne, Mark Radcliffe, Zane Lowe and Jo Whiley introduce coverage of day one of the legendary musc festival at Worthy Farm in Somerset. Featuring highlights of performances so far, plus a look forward to the first headlining act on the Pyramid Stage, Neil Young. Sans Crazy Horse. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.00 Glastonbury Featuring highlights from the Pyramid headliner Neil Young, plus a look back at performances by The Specials, Fleet Foxes, Lady Gaga, Friendly Fires, Doves and Little Boots. Plus special acoustic numbers around the campfire and short films about other events happening around the site. 2.05am The Wire 3.00 The Wire: Omar cons his way into a Barksdale stash house. 3.55 The Wire

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie discovers the true scale of Andy’s illness. Is it like when a dinosaur looks at a salamander kind of scale? 7.30 Coronation Street Can Molly and Kevin ever just be friends? There should never be a ‘just’ with friends. Friends are most excellent things. 8.00 Airline Company director Uve Lens believes he’s a valued easyJet customer, but when he arrives two minutes late for the last Malaga flight, his theory is tested to the limit. 8.30 Coronation Street Kevin invites Molly out for a run – just the two of them. How cosy. Not really. Who has a cosy run?! 9.00 Doc Martin PC Penhale is having a birthday party and Martin doesn’t want to go. A local divorcee turns out to be a hypochondriac and takes a fancy to him – and Louisa is unsure of how to deal with this. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Dirty Harry (1971) Starring Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. Tense thriller about a violent and uncompromising police officer’s pursuit of a psychopath who holds the city of San Francisco to ransom. Are you feelin’ lucky, punk? 12.30am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.25 FILM: Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001) 3.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Archie ends up sleeping with a McQueen. It’s a Hollyoaks rite of paassage. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 First Cut: My Father The Mercenary See highlights. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? David and Diane have £180,000 to invest in a holiday home, either in Dorset’s Lyme Bay or Tampa Bay, Florida. Either way, there has to be a bay somewhere. Has to. 9.00 Big Brother Davina McCall announces the results of the third eviction vote live into the Big Brother house. Plus highlights from the past 24 hours. Jam on toast or just butter? Major dilemmas abound. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. 10.35 Big Brother The third housemate to be evicted from the house is interviewed by Davina. 11.10 The Simpsons 11.40 Russell Brand’s Ponderland The comedian delivers his thoughts. 12.10am 4 Music: Bruce Springsteen: A Superbowl Journal 12.40 JD Set Presents: Eugene McGuinness 12.55 Pokerstars.com: Ante Up For Africa 1.50 Big Brother: Live 4.00 Afterworld 4.25 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Nicole struggles with life without Roman. 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series based at Colchester Zoo. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Top Trumps: All Terrain Vehicles Robert Llewellyn and Ashley Hames test their knowledge of extreme machines. The star of this show is the all-terrain vehicle. 8.00 Air Force Afghanistan Documentary series chronicling life for the British servicemen and women stationed at Kandahar air base in southern Afghanistan. 9.00 NCIS Drama series following the Navy’s dedicated federal agency. The team investigates the shooting of a marine and the kidnapping of his daughter. Meanwhile, McGee and Tony are stunned by Abby’s Halloween costume. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series that follows the Major Case Squad’s investigations. Goren and Eames travel to Vietnam to arrest a man claiming to have killed ten-year-old actress Amberleigh Harner in 1992. 11.00 Criminal Minds Drama series following the work of the FBI’s Behavioural Analysis Unit. The team is in Mexico to help capture a serial killer preying on elderly women. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.00 The Gadget Show 4.45 Wildlife SOS 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 9.30 Trans World Sport 10.30 LIVE: Euro Tour Golf 12.30pm Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 1.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 3.00 IAAF Athletix Weekly 3.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 4.00 Barclays Premier League World 4.30 LIVE: Football – UEFA Under-21s Championship 7.00 LIVE: Football – UEFA Under-21s Championship 10.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Speedway 12.30 Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 2.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 3.00 Speedway 3.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 5.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style Ocean Adventures 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 11.00 Rugby League 1.00pm Euro Tour Golf 3.00 Ocean Adventures 3.30 LIVE: Euro Tour Golf 5.30 LIVE Twenty20 Cup Cricket 9.00 Speedway 9.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 10.00 Tight Lines 11.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 1.00am Speedway 1.30 Khan v Kotelnik Countdown 2.00 Time Of Our Lives 3.00 Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 5.00 NFL: Total Access

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Race World 7.30 Table Tennis 8.30 Barclays Premier League World 9.00 The Premiership Years 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Motor Sport 1.00 Race World 2.00 Ocean Adventures 2.30 Motor Sport 3.30 Live International Cricket 7.30 LIVE: International Cricket 11.30 WWE: Smackdown 1.30am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.30 The Premiership Years 4.30 Tight Lines 5.30 Speedway

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3.00pm Bones 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 5.30 Oops TV 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Guinness World Records Smashed! 9.00 Ross Kemp: In Search Of Pirates 10.00 Martina Cole’s The Take 11.00 Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs LA 12.00am Road Wars (x2) 1.55 Cold Case

7.00pm Glastonbury: Lily Allen & Lady Gaga 9.00 Glastonbury: The Ting Tings 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Glastonbury: Bloc Party & Doves 12.30am Family Guy (x2) 1.15 Two Pints: Fags, Lads And Kebabs 2.15 Snog Marry Avoid? (x2) 3.15 Bizarre ER 3.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 In Search Of England’s Green And Pleasant Land 8.00 Mendelssohn, The Nazis And Me 9.00 Glastonbury: The Specials 10.00 Soul Britannia 11.00 The Chaser’s War On Everything 11.30 Flight Of The Conchords 12.00am The Great British Foreign Holiday

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 Creature Comforts 8.00 Supersize Teens 9.00 America’s Got Talent 10.30 Katie & Peter: Stateside 11.30 Coronation Street (x2) 12.30am America’s Got Talent

3.00pm Wycliffe 4.05 PD James: Taste For Death 5.15 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 On The Buses 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. See highlights. 9.00 Life 10.00 FILM: The Gathering Storm (2002) 11.50 Cadfael 1.30am Dempsey And Makepeace

1.25pm Big Brother 2.35 Friends 3.00 Desperate Housewives 3.55 The Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Supernanny 10.05 Wife Swap 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.10am Big Brother: Live

4.00pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 A Million Pound Place In The Sun 10.00 FILM: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004) 12.10am A Million Pound Place In The Sun

12.50pm Maury 1.45 The Fix 2.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 3.00 Will And Grace (x2) 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 Army Wives 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 CSI: Miami 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 1.00am Charmed 2.00 Criminal Minds

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3.00pm Crime Scene USA (x2) 4.00 Time Team 5.00 Deadliest Catch: Lobstermen 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How Does That Work? 9.00 Destroyed In Seconds (x2) 10.00 Showdown: Air Combat 11.00 World’s Lost Tribes 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA (x2)

12.00pm The Invisible Man 1.00 Haunted Homes (x2) 3.00 FILM: Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York (2006) 5.00 Joe 90 (x2) 6.00 Stingray (x2) 7.00 Thunderbirds 8.00 Medium 9.00 Heroes (x2) 11.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 1.10am FILM: Heartstopper (2006) 3.00 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2)

12.15pm East Of Eden (1955) 2.15 Duel In The Sun (1946) 4.30 The Desperate Hours (1955) 6.25 The Movie Geek 6.55 Operation Petticoat (1959) 9.00 East Of Eden (1955) 11.00 A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) 1.10am The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)

9.00am Mumford (1999) 11.00 Tumbleweeds (1999) 1.00pm The Singer (2006) 3.00 The Movie Geek 3.30 La Vie En Rose (2006) 5.55 Control (2007) 8.00 Mumford (1999) 10.00 Fargo (1996) 11.45 Crash (1996) 1.30am Tube Tales (1999) 3.10 Mississippi Burning (1988)

11.00am Hanover Street (1979) 1.10pm Fathom (1967) 3.05 My Neighbour Totoro (1988) 4.50 Carry On Abroad (1972) Titter! Ooh! Lumme! 6.45 Corrina, Corrina (1994) 9.00 Forrest Gump (1994) Run, Forrest, run! 11.40 Reindeer Games (2000) 1.45am Sawdust And Tinsel (1953)

7.15am My Favorite Year (1982) 8.50 Disorderlies (1987) 10.25 The Spirit Of St Louis (1957) 1.00pm Which Way To The Front? (1970) 3.00 The Champ (1979) 5.30 The Girl From Missouri (1934) 6.55 The Gumball Rally (1976) 9.00 Tin Cup (1996) 11.45 The Rain People (1969) 1.45am The Oklahoma Kid (1939)

3.00pm Last Of The Summer Wine 3.40 Keeping Up Appearances 4.20 The Brittas Empire 5.00 As Time Goes By 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Dinnerladies 7.40 Porridge 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.00 Victoria Wood Live At The Albert Hall 11.30 The Likely Lads 12.05am Porridge

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 South Park (x4) 11.00 The Sarah Silverman Programme 11.30 Jo Brand: Barely Live 1.00am South Park (x3)

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saturday 27 All Star Mr & Mrs ITV1, 7.30pm The line between famous and celebrity becomes ever more blurred as the couples testing their mettle with Fern and Phil tonight include former Liberal party leader David Steel – currently Baron Steel of Aikwood – and his wife. Yes, it’s all for charidee, mate, but is this really what he got into politics for?

ER Channel 4, 8pm The final series continues, making each plot development and drama seem all the more poignant. Dubenko returns to work, in part due to Brenner’s organised protests, but Brenner’s got a favour he wants in return. Hmm. Sarah gets her tongue pierced without permission from Gates first. Cover!

Martina Cole’s The Take Sky 1, 9pm Much hyped but actually looking quite good off the back of it, this four-part adaptation of the bestselling novel kicks off blowing more than the bloody doors off Essex gangland. Freddie begins to follow in his father’s footsteps, leading him to reveal the depths of his sadistic capabilities. More than a geezer.

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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Eating In The Sun 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Wimbledon 2009 5.40 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 7.00 Funky Fables 7.15 Eliot Kid 7.30 Animalia 7.50 Wolverine And The X-Men 8.15 Sportsround 8.30 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 9.00 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 9.30 Hotel Trubble 10.00 Transmission Impossible With Ed And Oucho 11.30 Young Dracula 12.00pm Lifeline 12.10 Animal Park 12.40 MotoGP 2009: Round 7 – Assen 2.00 Wimbledon 2009 4.20 Glastonbury 2009 5.40 Wimbledon 2009

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.55 Countrywise 10.25 Quincy, ME 11.25 FILM: The Appaloosa (1966) 1.20pm ITV News And Weather 1.25 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Celebrity 2.25 Beat The Star 3.40 FILM: Looney Tunes: Back In Action (2003) 5.20 Creature Comforts 5.30 Meridian News And Weather 5.45 ITV News And Weather

6.00am The Cubeez 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Gillette World Sport 7.30 Avon Tyres British GT Championship 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Yo Gabba Gabba 9.30 Friends 10.05 Britney Vs Christina: Top 10 11.05 Friends 11.40 Big Brother 12.45pm Big Brother 1.20 Ice Age 3: T4 Movie Special 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.30 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00am Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 8.00 Where Are They Now? 8.30 LIVE International Rugby Union 10.45 LIVE International Rugby Union 1.00pm LIVE Rugby Union 4.30 LIVE Speedway 8.00 Rugby Union 10.00 International Rugby Union 11.00 Where Are They Now? 11.30 Super League 1.30am LIVE Indy Car Series 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 Where Are They Now? 5.30 Gillette World Sport

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s events at Wimbledon. It’s getting well tense now – some of you may have even spilt your Pimm’s at around 4.43pm. 9.00 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Topical news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. Being topical we’ve no idea what they’ll say. Oh, the problem with lead times. 9.40 Blood And Guts: A History Of Surgery Documentary series about the brutal, bloody and dangerous history of surgery continues with a look at the development of heart surgery. With a family history of heart problems, presenter Michael Mosley takes a personal interest in these pioneers, who teetered on the scalpel-edge between saviour and executioner. Michael has a go at heart surgery, meets a man with no heartbeat and witnesses an operation where the patient is cooled until their brain stops and has all of their blood sucked out. Sounds like a cross between a Stephen King and a Michael Crichton novel. 10.40 Room 101 Paul Merton hosts the chat show in which guests are given the opportunity to get rid of the things they hate. Ian Hislop suggests The Beatles and Charlie Chaplin. 11.10 Glastonbury 2009 Coverage from the Glastonbury festival. 2.00am FILM: New Port South (2001)

6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more of the nation’s funniest home videos. 6.30 Animals Do The Funniest Things Stephen Mulhern heads into the rainforests of South America to meet the creatures and introduces more incredible animal stories. 7.30 All Star Mr & Mrs See highlights. 8.30 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Chris Tarrant presents the award-winning quiz show in which contestants can double their cash prize with each correct answer, and win up to a million pounds. 9.30 Mumbai Calling Sitcom set in a call centre in India. Dev accepts a speaking engagement on behalf of Kenny Gupta and gives him an inspirational speech to convince him he can do it. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo. Further action-packed adventures with the two mismatched cops. Murtaugh is only days away from retirement when he and Riggs, with officer Lorna Cole, are assigned to track down a crooked ex-cop who is supplying guns to gangs. Word! 12.25am Six Degrees 1.15 FILM: A Glimpse Of Hell (2001) 2.40 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Angels Of Jarm 7.10 Franklin 7.40 Hana’s Helpline 7.55 Olivia 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Milkshake! Music Box 8.35 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 8.50 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 9.00 Roary The Racing Car 9.15 Rupert Bear 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Zoo Days 10.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 10.55 Fifth Gear 11.55 Axe Men 12.55pm Megastructures 1.55 FILM: Warriors Of Virtue 2: The Return To Tao (2002) 3.40 FILM: Dune (1984) 6.10 Five News 6.15 FILM: Sphere (1997) Starring Sharon Stone, Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L Jackson and Liev Schreiber. Sci-fi thriller in which a sphere is discovered in a spaceship lying at the bottom of the ocean. Those who enter the ship find that their innermost thoughts are lent physical form. Of course, people get trapped and have to battle their own fears. Step forward Aunt Bertha’s beard. From a script by Michael Crichton. 8.30 NCIS Drama series. A woman claims to have witnessed the murder of a sailor. With scant physical evidence, there is little to go on, but McGee forges ahead. Clever chap. 9.30 CSI: NY New York-based spinoff of the crime drama series. A CSI is fatally injured when mogul Robert Dunbrook’s son is kidnapped on the way to court. Desperate for justice for their fallen comrade, the CSIs pull out all the stops to find the culprits. 10.30 Law And Order Crime drama. A car left on a railway line derails a commuter train and causes multiple deaths. There’s a case there. 11.30 The Real CSI Documentary series which follows the real-life forensic teams in Las Vegas. 12.00am Quiz Call 4.00 The Gadget Show 4.45 Rough Guide To Short Breaks 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00 The Weakest Link Anne Robinson presents the quiz. And pretends she writes every biting comment she utters. Ow! 6.45 Robin Hood Drama retelling the classic legend. War breaks out in Nottingham town as the Sheriff attacks it with everything he has. 7.30 Totally Saturday Graham Norton hosts the show where viewers’ belongings become the stars. There’s live music, celebrity guests, hidden camera high jinx, and two more families battle it out to win a holiday. If you saw this in the 80s you’d think it was a future pastiche. 8.30 The National Lottery Draws It’s a numbers game. 8.40 Casualty Jordan’s illness starts to get the better of him – what will this mean for his relationship with Zoe? She’s in the caring profession for a reason? 9.30 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow Michael’s at Swansea’s Grand Theatre, where he is joined in by Sean Lock, Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane. 10.15 BBC News 10.35 FILM: Enemy Of The State (1998) Starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman. Action thriller about an attorney who becomes enmeshed in a sinister political conspiracy. And is well fit when running. 12.40am Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 News

6.00 Come Dine With Me The cookery-based reality show in which five amateur chefs compete to stage the ultimate dinner party. In Portsmouth, Lynne Derry cooks a traditional meal of goat’s cheese, roast lamb and sherry trifle. Want. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Bear treks to Hell’s Canyon in Oregon. In the world’s deepest river canyon, he negotiates snowdrifts, frozen lakes, sheer cliffs and the Snake River rapids. But can he get a spider out of the bath? 8.00 ER See highlights. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Lee Evans: Wired And Wonderful – Live At Wembley Stand-up comedy from rubber-faced award-winning comic Lee Evans, as her performs in front of 10,000 people at Wembley Arena. Wot no nerves?! 11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show. With celebrity guests Samuel L Jackson, Ivana Trump and Katy Perry. 11.55 Big Brother’s Big Mouth Davina is joined by celebrity guests and the latest evicted housemate for the weekly debate show. 1.00am Dubplate 1.55 Big Brother: Live 4.00 Afterworld 4.25 Scrapheap Challenge 5.25 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 Race World 8.00 UIM F1 World Powerboats 8.30 Ocean Adventures 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 Speedway 11.00 Max Power 12.00pm Volvo Ocean Race 12.30 Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 2.30 LIVE Twenty20 Cup Cricket 5.55 LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE Masters Football: Mersey Masters 11.00 Speedway 2.00am International Rugby Union 3.00 Golf Night 5.30 Volvo Ocean Race

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Wild Spirits 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 9.00 Tight Lines 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Speedway 1.30 LIVE Euro Tour Golf 5.30 WWE Smackdown 7.30 WWE The Bottom Line 8.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 10.30 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 1.30am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 2.30 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 4.30 Wild Spirits 5.00 Sports Unlimited

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3.00pm Gladiators G Zone 5.00 American Gladiators 6.00 Guinness World Records Smashed! 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Martina Cole’s The Take. See highlights. 10.00 Gangster Wives 11.00 Miami SWAT 12.00am Bones 1.00 Road Wars (x2) 2.40 Cold Case (x2) 4.20 Inside...

7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 LIVE lastonbury: Kasabian & Dizzee Rascal 9.00 LIVE Glastonbury: Pendulum & Maximo Park 10.15 LIVE Glastonbury: Franz Ferdinand 12.30am Family Guy 12.55 American Dad! 1.15 The Real Hustle On Holiday 1.45 Bizarre ER 2.15 Personal Affairs 3.15 Make My Body Younger

7.00pm Crude Britannia: The Story Of North Sea Oil 8.00 LIVE Glastonbury: Crosby, Stills & Nash 9.30 Lee Miller: A Crazy Way Of Seeing 10.30 Imagine... Annie Leibovitz Life Through A Lens 11.30 Linda McCartney Behind The Lens: Arena 12.20am Eve Arnold: In Retrospect Omnibus

6.00am Coronation Street Omnibus 8.10 Emmerdale Omnibus 11.00 Coronation Street Omnibus 1.25pm FILM: Grease 2 (1982) 3.40 America’s Got Talent (x2) 7.15 Kelly Clarkson: The Hot Desk 7.30 FILM: King Kong (2005) 11.10 FILM: Mission: Impossible (1996) 1.20am America’s Got Talent (x2) 3.50 The Ricki Lake Show

11.55am FILM: One Million Years BC (1966) 2.00pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.05 Hornblower 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Inspector Morse 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00 Taggart 10.40 Cracker 11.45 FILM: Immortal Beloved (1994) 12.45am FILM: Immortal Beloved (1994) 2.05 Upstairs, Downstairs

12.40pm Roswell (x2) 1.35 Roswell 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 My Name Is Earl 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 FILM: Crocodile Dundee (1986) 11.00 Peep Show 11.30 Peep Show 12.05am Big Brother: Live

9.00am A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 10.05 Time Team (x4) 2.20 FILM: The Sea Chase (1955) 4.35 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 TV Adverts’ Greatest Hits 12.10am The West Wing 1.10 TV Adverts’ Greatest Hits 3.15 Grand Designs 4.15 Close

12.00pm Bewitched (x2) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 3.00 Passport Patrol (x2) 4.00 Nothing To Declare (x8) 8.00 Passport Patrol (x2) 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 In Bed With Yvette And Karl 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (x2) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Boston Legal

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3.00pm Forensic Detectives (x2) 5.00 Destroyed In Seconds (x2) 6.00 Born Survivor: Bear Grylls 7.00 Time Warp (x2) 8.00 American Loggers 9.00 Investigation X 10.00 Crimes That Shook The World 11.00 Crime Scene Australia 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA: North Mission Road

11.00am FILM: Deadly Visions (2004) 12.00pm A Town Called Eureka (x4) 5.00 Knight Rider 6.00 Dollhouse 7.00 FILM: Disaster Zone: Volcano In New York (2006) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious (2001) 11.10 FILM: Supergator () 1.00am FILM: Cape Fear (1991) 3.45 Stingray (x2) 4.50 Thunderbirds

1.45pm The Glenn Miller Story (1954) 3.45 Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) 5.25 Apache (1954) 6.55 Splendor In The Grass (1961) 9.00 What A Way To Go! (1964) 11.00 Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) 12.45am Splendor In The Grass (1961) 3.00 The Boston Strangler (1968)

11.50 The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 1.45pm Detroit Rock City (1999) 3.30 Youth Without Youth (2007) 5.40 The Commitments (1991) 7.40 Cradle Will Rock (1999) 10.00 The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 11.45 Detroit Rock City (1999) 1.25am The Commitments (1991)

11.00am The Woodlanders (1997) 1.00pm Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004) 3.00 The Hot Rock (1972) 5.00 Brief Encounter (1945) 6.40 The Bridges Of Madison County (1995) 9.00 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) 11.15 Ghosts Of Mars (2001) 1.10am Mutual Appreciation (2005)

7.15am The Champ (1979) 9.25 The Girl From Missouri (1934) 10.50 The Gumball Rally (1976) 1.00pm Charro! (1969) 3.00 Ben-Hur (1959) 7.10 Four Eyes And Six Guns (1992) 9.00 Dark City (1998) 11.00 Zandy’s Bride (1974) 1.15am Dark City (1998) 3.00 Operation Pacific (1951) 5.00 Charro! (1969)

7.40am Bread 8.20 The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin (x2) 9.40 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression 9.50 Only Fools And Horses (x14) 8.00 FILM: Men In Black (1997) 9.50 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 11.50 My Family Christmas 12.55am The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin 1.35 Waiting For God

3.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 4.00 Scrubs (x2) 5.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (x2) 6.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 FILM: The Mask (1994) 9.00 FILM: Dumb And Dumber (1994) 11.10 FILM: The Wedding Singer (1998) 1.00am Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Jo Brand: Barely Live

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sunday 28 The Secret Caribbean With Trevor McDonald ITV1, 8pm Can’t afford a foreign holiday this year? Then let lovely Trev go for you in this three-part series exploring the Caribbean. He kicks off by visiting Richard Branson and Necker Island – land of the super rich – then on to Cuba and finally to his birthplace of Trinidad, where the carnival is.

Casualty 1909 BBC1, 9pm Someone appearing remarkably like Louis Walsh is having a bit of a problem with his feet, if the picture on the left is anything to go by. On to the proper story and Sister Ada Russell is near collapse with her workload and Nurse Godley is developing a bit of a thing for one of the patients on London’s Jewish wards.

90210 E4, 6pm Oh no you didn’t! Well, if you did miss this week’s 90210 and simply cannot survive without your fix of young, beautiful, spoilt and highly strung you’re in luck with this repeat. Annie agrees to attend the prom with geek Charlie, but then he gets a tad peeved when she doesn’t fancy him. And Ethan is accepted to lacrosse camp.

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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 Cash In The Attic 1.45 Diagnosis Murder 2.30 EastEnders Omnibus 4.25 The Green Green Grass 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 BBC News 5.45 South East Today

6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Teletubbies 7.00 ChuckleVision 7.15 ChuckleVision 7.30 Gimme A Break 8.00 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 8.30 M.I. High 9.00 Escape From Scorpion Island 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Celebrity MasterChef 12.00pm Animal Park 1.00 Escape To The Country 2.00 Showjumping: Hickstead Derby 5.00 Glastonbury 2009

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News And Weather 11.50 Wish You Were Here – Now And Then 12.20pm Wish You Were Here – Now And Then 12.50 Dream Homes 1.20 Dickinson’s Real Deal 2.50 Columbo: How To Dial A Murder 4.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freesports On 4 7.30 Volvo Ocean Race 8.30 British Triathlon Grand Prix 9.00 Friends 9.30 Big Brother 10.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 1.05pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 2.10 The Big Bang Theory 2.45 Ugly Betty 3.40 The Simpsons 4.15 The Simpsons 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Supernanny US

6.00am Where Are They Now? 6.30 International Rugby Union 7.30 Rugby Union 9.30 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 Where Are They Now? 11.00 Rugby Union 1.00pm Cricket Writers On TV 2.00 LIVE Twenty20 Cup Cricket 6.00 LIVE Super League 8.30 Golf Night 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am WWE Afterburn 1.00 LIVE WWE Great American Bash 4.00 Seamaster Sailing 4.30 Wild Spirits 5.00 Watersports World

6.00 Antiques Roadshow Longrunning series in which experts invite members of the public to bring along their antiques for examination and valuation. Auntie Vera’s monstrous vase never looked so appealing. 7.00 Countryfile Matt Baker and Jules Hudson head to the Peak District to try to unravel a mystery that’s perplexed aviation experts for decades. Just what caused more than 50 wartime planes to crash into the hills around Glossop? It must be a Glossop trap! Or something like it. 8.00 Hope Springs Drama series. With the news of Nathan’s murder, the women believe the net is tightening. Roy must be on to their whereabouts and that spells danger. They urgently need to leave Hope Springs. With no money for passports, they resort to stealing other people’s identities. 9.00 Casualty 1909 See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 FILM: An Unfinished Life (2005) Starring Robert Redford, Jennifer Lopez, Morgan Freeman. Drama. A rancher’s gentle life of tending to his land and looking after his disabled best friend is disturbed when his estranged daughter-in-law and granddaughter arrive. 12.00am Weatherview 12.05 Sign Zone: Everest ER 12.35 Price Of Life 1.35 Holby City 2.35 Who’s Watching You? 3.35 BBC News

7.00 The Madoff Hustle: This World On 29 June Bernie Madoff will be sentenced for perpetrating the world’s biggest con. From his headquarters in New York, Madoff masterminded a fraud that netted billions of dollars and ensnared thousands. In the UK, William Foxton OBE, a distinguished soldier and peacekeeper, killed himself after losing his life savings. Willard Foxton, his son, investigates the fraud and meets fellow victims on a 14,000mile journey that takes him to New York, Florida and California. 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 9.00 On Thin Ice James Cracknell and Ben Fogle team up again in what is not in any way an extreme game of double dare. Having rowed the Altantic together last time they were united on telly, now they’re racing to the South Pole. With each team made up of three, first they have to find a third to join them. 10.00 Glastonbury 2009 Coverage from the Glastonbury festival. Rock on! See if you can spot your friends there in the crowd, jump on the sofa to get a better view and nip to the loo whenever you like and feel smug that it’s that easy to get there. 2.00am BBC News 3.35 The Super League Show

6.30 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Royal Susie’s quick thinking saves the day when Matron reaches her lowest ebb. Dr Weatherill gets to the bottom of a would-be priest’s problem – but how can she break the bad news to his redoubtable mother? Redoubtable: that is to be feared; formidable. 8.00 The Secret Caribbean With Trevor McDonald See highlights. 9.00 Kingdom Drama about a solicitor in a small Norfolk town. Lyle mediates in a land dispute between golfers and druids, and tries to move his relationship with Emily forward. That’s an eclectic week! 10.00 Ladies Of Letters Gentle comedy drama. Vera doesn’t take the news of her unmarried daughter Karen’s pregnancy very well, but after Irene pays a visit and hits it off with Karen, she and Irene spend some quality time together. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 The Unforgettable... Yootha Joyce A profile of the life and career of actress Yootha Joyce, who shot to fame portraying feisty sex-mad Mildred Roper in Man about the House and George and Mildred. 11.20 Crossing Jordan Crime drama. 12.20am It’s My Life 1.10 The Cosby Mysteries 2.05 Quincy, ME 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Revelations: How To Find God Journalist Jon Ronson experiences Alpha, an eight-week course designed to convert agnostics to Christianity. Originating in a well-heeled church in Knightsbridge during the late 1970s, the course has now been attended by over 11 million people in churches and institutions worldwide. 8.00 Wife Swap Reality programme. Anita Ramos is a professional acrobat who swaps families with classroom assistant Julie Griffiths. Lucky kids. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Guests include Jerry Springer and tennis legend Martina Navratilova, with the Black Eyed Peas performing. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show alongside team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford, with guests Lauren Laverne, Charlie Brooker, Richard E Grant and Alan Cumming. 11.25 FILM: White Noise 2: The Light (2007) Starring Nathan Fillion, Katee Sackhoff. Paranormal sequel about a man who, after being brought back from the edge of death, discovers that he has the power to foresee the deaths of others. 1.15am Big Brother: Live 4.00 Bob And Margaret 4.25 Scrapheap Challenge 5.25 Countdown

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 8.50 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 9.00 Roary The Racing Car 9.15 Rupert Bear 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 10.30 Everybody Hates Chris 11.00 Build A New Life In The Country 12.00pm The Hotel Inspector 1.00 Monster Moves 2.00 FILM: The Law And Jake Wade (1958) 3.45 FILM: Masterminds (1997) 5.45 Five News 5.50 FILM: The Karate Kid Part II (1986) 8.00 Among The Apes New series. Renowned primatologist Charlotte Uhlenbroek travels the world on a quest that brings her face to face with some of the world’s greatest primates. In this episode she travels to Tanzania for a close encounter with a troop of wild baboons. Sounds like a Disney pitch. 9.00 FILM: Bulletproof (1996) Starring Adam Sandler, Daman Wayans, James Caan, Kristen Wilson. Action comedy about an undercover policeman who befriends a petty criminal so that he can acquire evidence to convict a drugs baron. But with the target in sight, things start to go disastrously wrong. 10.40 FILM: Posse (1993) Starring Mario Van Peebles, Stephen Baldwin, Tom Lister, Melvin Van Peebles, Big Kane and Billy Zane. Western about a gang of mostly African-American gunfighters who return to the US with a cache of gold obtained during the Spanish-American War. The posse, on the run from a villainous army colonel, head for a frontier settlement of ex-slaves, where the gang’s leader hopes to avenge his father’s death years earlier. Yee hah! 12.50am Ironman 1.45 Boxing USA 3.00 Race And Rally UK 3.50 UEFA Cup Classics 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 Speedway 10.00 Masters Football: Mersey Masters 1.00pm LIVE Euro Tour Golf 5.00 WWE Experience 6.00 Seamaster Sailing 6.30 Wild Spirits 7.00 LIVE NASCAR 10.30 Super League 12.00am Twenty20 Cup Cricket 2.00 Super League 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 Super League 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 WWE Vintage Collection 11.00 Race World 12.00pm Wild Spirits 12.30 Speedway 3.25 LIVE International Cricket (x2) 11.30 The Premiership Years 1.30am Watersports World 2.30 Close

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12.00pm Futurama (x2) 1.00 The Real A & E 2.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 3.00 Bones (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Don’t Forget The Lyrics 8.00 The Simpsons (x2) 9.00 House 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 Bones 12.00am Night Cops 1.00 Road Wars 1.50 Road Wars 2.40 Inside: Predator Task Force

7.00pm LIVE MOTD Confederations Cup Final 10.00 Family Guy 10.25 American Dad! 10.45 LIVE Glastonbury: Black Eyed Peas & The Prodigy 12.15am Personal Affairs 1.15 The Real Hustle On Holiday 1.45 Glastonbury: The Best Bits 3.45 Personal Affairs 4.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday 5.30 Close

7.00pm LIVE Glastonbury: Madness 8.00 LIVE Glastonbury: Status Quo 9.00 LIVE: Glastonbury 10.00 Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 11.00 Wallander 12.25am Summits 1.25 Vienna: City Of Dreams 2.55 Henry VIII: Patron Or Plunderer? 5.30 Close

12.30pm America’s Got Talent 2.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 (x4) 7.00 FILM: Sister Act (1992) 9.00 Katie & Peter: Stateside 10.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible (1996) 12.15am FILM: Thirteen (2003) 2.10 Teleshopping 2.40 The Ricki Lake Show 3.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

9.35am Hornblower 11.45 Inspector Morse 2.00pm Kavanagh QC 3.35 Wycliffe 4.45 FILM: One Million Years BC (1966) 6.55 The Best Of The Royal Variety 8.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 FILM: Man Trouble (1992) 11.05 Wired 12.10am FILM: Immortal Beloved (1994) 2.20 Surgical Spirit

9.40am Beauty And The Geek 10.35 Desperate Housewives (x5) 3.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 4.00 Wife Swap 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 90210. See highlights. 7.00 Ugly Betty 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM: Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 11.10 Peep Show 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am Big Brother: Live

1.50pm Location, Location, Location (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 Jamie At Home 8.00 Beyond River Cottage (x2) 9.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.00 Half Ton Son 11.10 Father Ted 11.40 The IT Crowd 12.10am Curb Your Enthusiasm 12.50 Deal Or No Deal 1.35 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

12.00pm Bewitched (x2) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Passport Patrol (x10) 7.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.30 Nothing To Declare 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 CSI: Miami 10.00 Criminal Minds 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.00am The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (x2) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Nothing To Declare

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4.00 pm Encounters At The End Of The World 6.00 World’s Lost Tribes 7.00 Time Team 8.00 Battlefield 9.00 Chasing Churchill 10.00 The Michelangelo Code: Secrets Of The Sistine Chapel 11.00 Showdown: Air Combat 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 2.00 Solved 3.00 Chasing Churchill

6.00am FILM: Deadly Visions (2004) 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 FILM: Sub Zero (2005) 1.00pm A Town Called Eureka (x4) 5.00 Impact 7.00 Knight Rider 8.00 Dollhouse 9.00 FILM: Fire Serpent (2007) 10.40 Heroes 11.40 Heroes 12.40am FILM: Godsend (2004) 3.00 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2)

12.30pm Titanic (1953) 2.10 Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) 4.35 The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 7.20 Titanic (1953) 9.00 Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) 11.25 McLintock! (1963) 1.35am Psycho (1960) 3.25 Journey To The Far Side Of The Sun (1969) 5.10 Here Come The Waves (1944)

1.00pm The Counterfeiters (2007) 2.40 The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 4.15 Clubland (2007) 6.10 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007) 8.05 Away From Her (2006) 10.00 Hard Candy (2006) 11.50 American History X (1998) 1.55am The Darjeeling Limited (2007) 3.30 The Counterfeiters (2007)

11.00am The Riddle Of The Sands (1979) 1.00pm Volcano (1997) 2.55 A Walk In The Clouds (1995) 4.50 Chariots Of Fire (1981) 7.10 Clueless (1995) Amy Heckerling’s reworking of ‘Emma’. 9.00 Collateral (2004) 11.15 Miller’s Crossing (1990) 1.30am Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)

6.35am Teleshopping 7.10 Ben-Hur (1959) 10.40 The Screening Room 11.10 Four Eyes And Six Guns (1992) 1.00pm A Fine Madness (1966) 3.00 Gypsy (1962) 5.55 A Majority Of One (1961) 9.00 Goodfellas (1990) 11.50 The Swarm (1978) 2.55am The Sins Of Rachel Cade (1961) 5.00 A Fine Madness (1966)

8.55am The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin 9.35 Only Fools And Horses (x7) 6.10 FILM: Men In Black (1997) 8.00 FILM: Men In Black II (2002) 10.00 Only Fools And Horses (x2) 12.15am The Two Ronnies 1.05 What A Carry On! 1.40 Waiting For God 2.10 The New Statesman (x2) 3.00 Home Shopping

12.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x18) 9.00 FILM: The Mask (1994) 10.50 FILM: The Wedding Singer (1998) 12.40am The Grumpy Guide To Art 1.20 Grumpy Old Women 2.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 3.00 The Grumpy Guide To Art 3.40 Grumpy Old Women 4.20 Cybill (x2)

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monday 29 Inside Nature’s Giants Channel 4, 9pm Massive can be absolutely brilliant. Ask any kid whether they want a huge pony or a small hamster as a pet and it’s ‘hello Saddle Club’ before you can turn around. Which is why this is such a good idea, with Mark Evans uncovering the anatomical secrets of the animal kingdom’s giants. Shame it’s so late.

Build A New Life In The Country Five, 9pm Not many people live in windmills these days. All the very good reasons for that come to light one by one as Ian and Elpi try to convert an 18th century windmill into a plush family home. Charlie Luxton is on hand to go ‘dear, dear’ when Elpi struggles with a one-year-old and managing it all.

Big Brother’s Little Brother E4, 6pm The gangly loveable one that is George Lamb gets us up to date and in no danger of being behind on the water cooler gossip in this Big Brother spin-off. With breaking news from the house, interviews with housemates’ relatives and – well, let’s just say there’s loads to keep your boss’s eyes angrily glaring at your back.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2009

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 8.00 Big Brother 9.00 Kirstie’s Homemade Home 10.05 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Life Begins Again 1.35 FILM: Very Important Person (1961) 3.25 Countdown 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Coach Trip 5.30 Celebrity Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.37 Little Lodgers 8.40 Pocoyo 8.50 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.55 Chiro 9.00 The Beeps 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 House Doctor 12.15pm House Doctor 12.45 Five News 12.55 Wordplay 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Wordplay Plus 3.10 FILM: Devil Winds (2003) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Super League 10.30 LIVE Women’s International One-Day Cricket 4.00pm LIVE Women’s International One-Day Cricket 7.00 LIVE Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 10.30 Time Of Our Lives 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Watersports World 5.00 Max Power

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Dom On The Case Of Cars Dom is sorting out all manner of car woes. Alac, alas, poor Vauxhall Cavalier, I knew it well. 8.00 EastEnders Janine realises that she has finally met her match. Woo! 8.30 Panorama Ten years after devolution the Scots still want more power concentrated north, and the Scottish Nationalists want to force a referendum on independence. Can the UK be kept in one piece? 9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update Updates. Don’t have nightmares. Step away from the cheese. 10.45 Moving On Drama. Faced with spiralling debts, Ellie Morgan’s only hope of avoiding bankruptcy is to sell the home she loves. No-one’s buying, however – no-one, that is, except John Mulligan, an old flame. 11.30 FILM: Anita And Me (2002) Starring Kabir Bedi. Sparky comingof-age comedy about a girl growing up in the Midlands in the 1970s. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Everest ER 1.35 Springwatch 2.35 Alien Empire 3.05 Who’s Watching You? 4.05 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests look back at the day’s events at Wimbledon. Chiefly with regard to the tennis, they’re not that bothered if her at number 22 got new curtains again. 9.00 The Supersizers Eat... The Fifties Restaurant critic Giles Coren and writer and comedian Sue Perkins experience the food culture of years gone by. Giles and Sue go back to the 1950s, an era started on rations and ended by Prime Minister Harold MacMillan remarking that ‘we’d never had it so good’. Cookery writer Mary Berry helps Sue become the perfect housewife as they start the week on rations with canned salmon and horse. Meanwhile, Giles has his real boss from The Times round for Babycham and a dinner. Class. 10.00 Have I Got News For You Popular news quiz featuring team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, joined by guest host Al Murray and guest panellists Germaine Greer and Mark Watson. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 The Wire Critically acclaimed drama series. Bubbles finds gainful employment, and Carcetti reveals his political ambitions. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Italianissimo

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Feathers are ruffled when Pollard cuts jobs at the factory. Does Pollard employ chickens then? Or pigeons? Or maybe even emus? 7.30 Coronation Street Will Molly and Kevin give in to their desires? Do they want Arctic Roll too? Oh. 8.00 Airline At Luton, distraught passenger Violeta Ternandez is desperate to get back to Spain to see her sick mother. 8.30 Coronation Street Tina makes Jason’s birthday extra special. Lummy! 9.00 Sally Anne Bowman – Murder On The Doorstep: Real Crime Teenage model Sally Anne Bowman had the world at her feet when she was raped and murdered just yards from her suburban home. This is the investigation that tracked down her killer. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) Starring Paul Bettany, Kirsten Dunst. Romantic comedy. Peter Colt is a lowranking tennis star whose misfortune on the court is only matched by his bad luck in love. His life is changed, however, when he is chosen as a wildcard to play at Wimbledon. 12.20am Nightwatch With Steve Scott (x2) 2.10 Loose Women 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Rhys cannot forgive Josh for wrecking their hopes of hitting the big time with The Somethings and for spoiling his chances with Hayley. When will he understand that if Rhys is involved it’s Rhys’ fault. Duh. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Madonna And Mercy: What Really Happened? Journalist Jacques Peretti travels through Malawi to find out why Madonna’s bid to adopt Mercy James has shocked the world. Includes talks with Mercy’s father and grandmother. 9.00 Inside Nature’s Giants See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the previous 24 hours in the Big Brother house. Was their weekend as decadent as yours was? 11.10 Wife Swap Reality programme in which people exchange their partners, children and homes for a short period. Anita Ramos is a professional acrobat who swaps families with classroom assistant Julie Griffiths. 12.10am 4 Music: 4Play: Ronson Presents The Rumble Strips 12.25 4 Moby 12.40 Shockwaves Album Chart Show: The Enemy Special 1.10 Big Brother: Live 3.20 FILM: Henry V (1945)

6.00 Home And Away Rachel’s baby is in danger. That’s just not right. 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series based at Colchester Zoo presented by Konnie Huq. When a giant African spurred tortoise develops a leg problem, the team is left with no option but to operate. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn explores how drinks cans are mass-produced; witnesses the construction of the first new steam locomotive to be built in Britain in 40 years; and learns how golf clubs are made. Hard. They’re made hard. 8.00 Fifth Gear Motoring magazine show presented by Vicki ButlerHenderson, Jonny Smith, Tim Shaw, Tiff Needell, Tom Ford and Jason Plato. Jason puts two sporty convertibles through their paces, Tim checks out the latest concept in car maintenance and Jonny hits the road in the Ghostbusters ambulance. 9.00 Build A New Life In The Country See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Identity (2003) Starring John Cusack and Ray Liotta. Horror mystery in which ten strangers stranded in a remote Nevada hotel during a rainstorm are killed off one at a time. 11.50 America’s Toughest Prisons 12.55am NASCAR: The Sprint Cup 1.55 PGA Tour Golf 2.50 Cricket On Five 3.30 FIM Motocross 4.20 NBA 360 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Adventures 7.00 Twenty20 Cup Cricket 9.00 NASCAR 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Seamaster Sailing 12.30 Super League 2.00 Wild Spirits 2.30 Golf Night 5.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 6.00 Golf 7.00 Spirit Of Yachting: Rolex Capri Sailing Week 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 International Women’s Cricket 11.00 Elite League Speedway 1.00am World Cup Of Poker 2.00 International Women’s Cricket 3.30 Football: UEFA Under-21s Championship 5.00 Close

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Sky Sports 3 6.00am Seamaster Sailing 6.30 Golf Night 9.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 10.00 WWE The Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Afterburn 12.00pm WWE Vintage Collection 1.00 WWE Experience 2.00 WWE The Bottom Line 3.00 WWE Afterburn 4.00 WWE Vintage Collection 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 WWE Smackdown 9.00 WWE Great American Bash 12.00am WWE Vintage Collection 1.00 Spirit Of Yachting: Rolex Capri Sailing Week 1.30 Seamaster Sailing 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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12.00pm The Biggest Loser 12.55 Bite Size Brainiac 1.00 Project Catwalk 2.00 Lost 3.00 Bones 4.00 Oops TV 4.30 Malcolm In The Middle 5.00 The Lion Man (x2) 6.00 Futurama (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x4) 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Miami SWAT 11.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop III (1993) 1.05am Road Wars 1.55 The Villa

7.00pm Glastonbury: The Best Bits 8.30 The Real Hustle On Holiday 9.00 Gavin And Stacey 9.30 Bizarre ER 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Personal Affairs 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Gavin And Stacey 12.45 The Real Hustle On Holiday 1.15 Bizarre ER 1.45 Personal Affairs 2.45 Make My Body Younger

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Return To... Airport 8.00 The Way We Travelled 9.00 The Secret Life Of The Airport 10.00 Concorde: Atlantic Crossing: Days That Shook The World 10.30 Concorde: A Love Story – Timewatch 11.20 The Secret Life Of The Airport 12.20am Summits 1.20 The Secret Life Of The Airport

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 9.00 FILM: Mission: Impossible II (2000) 11.30 Coronation Street (x2) 12.30 I’m A Celebrity... USA ‘09 2.10 Celebrity Juice

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.50 Upstairs Downstairs 3.00 Wycliffe 4.05 PD James: Taste For Death 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 On The Buses 7.25 Rising Damp 8.00 Wild At Heart 9.00 Moll Flanders 10.00 Clocking Off 11.10 The Lakes 12.15am Kavanagh QC 1.45 Clocking Off

2.00pm Big Brother 3.00 Desperate Housewives 3.55 The Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother. See highlights.6.30 Friends 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 My Name Is Earl 8.00 Friends 9.00 Moll Flanders 10.00 Clocking Off 11.10 The Lakes 12.15am Kavanagh QC 1.45 Clocking Off

5.05pm Relocation, Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Property Snakes And Ladders 10.00 Relocation, Relocation 11.05 Grand Designs 12.10am Property Snakes And Ladders 1.15 Relocation, Relocation

3.00pm Criminal Minds 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 Nothing To Declare (x2) 7.00 10 Years Younger US (x2) 8.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 Britain’s Next Top Model 10.00 In Bed With Yvette And Karl 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 1.00 Charmed 2.00 Britain’s Next Top Model

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5.00pm Deadliest Catch: Lobstermen 6.00 American Chopper 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 How Do They Do It? 8.30 How Does That Work? 9.00 Time Warp 9.30 Time Warp 10.00 Destroyed In Seconds 10.30 Destroyed In Seconds 11.00 World’s Lost Tribes 12.00am Most Evil 1.00 Crime Scene USA (x2) 2.00 Solved

11.30am 3rd Rock From The Sun 12.00pm The Invisible Man 1.00 Haunted Homes (x2) 3.00 Impact 4.50 Terminator: Salvation – Movie Special 5.20 Quantum Leap 6.20 Knight Rider 8.00 Triangle 10.00 My Own Worst Enemy 11.00 Bionic Woman 12.00am FILM: Larva (2004) 2.00 3rd Rock From The Sun (x2)

1.00pm The Lost Weekend (1945) 2.45 Holiday Inn (1942) 4.30 Duel In The Sun (1946) 6.45 How To Steal A Million (1966) 9.00 The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 11.05 The Tomb Of Ligeia (1964) 12.40am Holiday Inn (1942) 2.30 Cape Fear (1962) 4.20 The Miracle Of Morgan’s Creek (1944)

9.00am Rescue Dawn (2006) 11.10 Sunshine (2007) 1.10pm The Movie Geek 1.40 Sicko (2007) 3.50 Jindabyne (2006) 6.00 December Boys (2007) 7.50 Rescue Dawn (2006) 10.00 Days Of Glory (2005) 12.10am Sunshine (2007) 2.10 Breaking The Waves (1996) 5.00 Movie Geek

11.00am The Good Die Young (1954) 12.55pm A Kid For Two Farthings (1955) 2.40 Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) 5.00 The Outcast (1954) 6.50 Eye Of The Needle (1981) 9.00 The Departed (2006) Leonardo Di Caprio stars. 11.50 Shaft (2000) 1.45am Highwaymen (2004)

7.15am Gypsy (1962) 9.50 A Majority Of One (1961) 12.40pm Classic Shorts 08 1.00 The In-Laws (1979) 3.00 The Madwoman Of Chaillot (1969) 5.45 Anchors Aweigh (1945) 8.30 The Screening Room 9.00 Running On Empty (1988) 11.20 O Lucky Man! (1973) 3.00am Trouble Along The Way (1953)

5.00pm As Time Goes By 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine (x2) 7.00 Dinnerladies 7.40 Porridge 8.20 Only Fools And Horses (x2) 10.00 Little Britain USA (x2) 11.10 Only Fools And Horses 12.15am Little Britain 12.55 Little Britain USA 1.30 Little Britain 2.10 The New Statesman (x2) 3.00 Home Shopping

6.00pm Two And A Half Men (x2) 7.00 The King Of Queens (x2) 8.00 Scrubs (x2) 9.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 10.00 Rules Of Engagement 10.30 Sex And The City (x2) 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.40am South Park (x2) 1.40 Jongleurs Unleashed (x2) 2.40 Rules Of Engagement (x2)

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