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L7 CONTENTS 06 NEWS & COMMENT 6 Social Diary The BAHBAs; David Furnish unveils the Aids memorial 7 City Speak Columnist Idol is here! Read our first entrant. Plus Heather Mills on global burn-out and Will on getting ID’d 8 News Crazy golf, bra mountains and citizen spies, plus Councillor Mary Mears 8 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters 9 Bookings Cinecity, Grizzly Bear, The Wiggles, Christmas With Elvis 9 Latest Brighton Download Chart Who’s at number one this week? 9 Competitions Magic Of Motown tickets and Wizard Of Oz DVDs 10 Snap Shots Actor (and EastEnders wife-murderer) Ray Brooks 11 Celebcity Boy George, Antony Costa, plus ITV film local couple 12 Bare Cheek What’s not on at your local theatre 12 Astral Angi Fireworks Night special

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13 L7 INTERVIEW As new Keats biopic Bright Star hits the big screen, leading man and unlikely Hollywood heartthrob Ben Whishaw chats about romantic chemistry, playing the famous poet, and starting to write his own love letters

Columnist Idol is here! Yes we’re really calling it that, no we’re not embarrassed, and yes, we’re still accepting 450 word submissions from anyone who thinks they have what it takes to write a weekly L7 column about life in Brighton. So far we’ve received entries on everything from being a failing musician, a yoga virgin or a 20-year-old granny, to the overwhelming melancholy induced by the fake tigerskin rugs still visible through the window in London Road Woolies. We even had one about bog-blockers, which really made our cereal go down nice on Monday morning. Anyway, you’ll find our first wannabe columnist in City Speak, where you can also read resident voices Heather Mills and Will, writing, respectively about global ecological meltdown and being ID’d by a supermarket for a half bottle of vodka (although you do kind of wish it was the other way round). Elsewhere, we have an interview with Ben Whishaw, who stars as Keats in Oscar-winning director Jane Campion’s new film Bright Star, which hits cinemas this week. Focusing on the poet’s legendary romance with Fanny Brawne, it called for some highly convincing chemistry with co-star Abbie Cornish – as Ben explains in this week’s L7 Interview. You’ll also find previews of Michael McIntyre’s first arena tour and Seth Lakeman’s biggest Brighton gig to date, and a round-up of the best places to celebrate Fireworks Night. Meanwhile, you can glitter your way through the recession with contemporary jeweller Jeremy Hoye, who unveils his new collections in our cover feature.

15 LIFESTYLE 15 Cover feature Stunning new collections from jeweller Jeremy Hoye 16 Health & Wellbeing Reiki healing and dental hygiene 19 Food & Drink Norman Cook-backed Japanese restaurant Oki Nami; Italian Christmas dining at Leonardo’s 22 Hotlist 20 great restaurants and coffee shops

23 WHAT’S ON 23 Stage A Hitchcock classic at the Theatre Royal and a modern Muslim tale at The Hawth 24 Music & Clubs Interview: fiery young folk fiddler Seth Lakeman 26 Events Plan your Fireworks Night 26 Art Coastal paintings at seafront restaurant Alfresco 27 Film What’s screening at your local cinema 27 Comedy Michael McIntyre on his first arena tour 28 Gay Your seven-day gay listings guide 29 Reviews Tom Jones, Tinariwen, Biffy Clyro and more 30 Sport & TV Andy Winter’s cricket column; seven-day TV listings

Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Creative Director Andrew Kay

Production Director Fiona McTernan Art Director Stephen King Production Manager Neil Ive Production Editor Victoria Nangle

Latest 7 Editor Bella Todd Chief Sub Editor Zara Baker Sub Editors Melina Greenfield Patrick O’Donnell

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L7 Don’t miss... Seth Lakeman Friday 6 November Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome Expect fiery folk, muscular melodies and some of the most violently energetic violinplaying you’ll ever see when one of modern traditional music’s most thrilling live acts plays his biggest Brighton gig to date.

Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Staff Writers Nick Aldwinckle (Music) Pearl Bates (Events) Jaime Pettit (Clubs) Editorial Assistant Sian Disson

Design Rob Burdick Anand Day Steve Sawyer Andrew Wright Photography Tim Richardson Diana Frangi

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06 SOCIAL DIARY | TONI & GUY

In memoriam

Latest diary Tim Richardson snaps the BAHBAs and the new AIDS memorial unveiling

The unveiling

At a very moving ceremony on Friday 9 October, David Furnish, the civil partner of famous musician Sir Elton John, unveiled the new AIDS memorial at the New Steine, Kemp Town. The stunning sculpture was designed by talented local artist Romany Mark Bruce, who won the commission for the memorial in a local competition. This landmark modern sculpture in bronze is four metres high and depicts two soaring figures, reflecting the shape of the AIDS ribbon.

The winners

Best in business Stand-up comedian Stephen Grant announced the winners of the 6th annual Brighton and Hove Business Awards at the Hilton Brighton Metropole last month. The gala business event was attended by over 400 business representatives from across the city. The title of Outstanding Brightonian was awarded to Tony Bloom, saviour of the Brighton and Hove Albion FC. To see the full list of winners and photos from the night visit www.bahbas.org.uk

Anne Busfield (Hilton Metropole Brighton) Sussex County Cricket Club (The Business in the Community Award)

Fiona Graves (Midnight Communications) Caraline Brown (Midnight Communications) Kimberley Graves (Midnight Communications)

Jonny Warren (MyPA), Tony Mernagh (Chairman of the Judges), Phil Jones (Wired Sussex)

Catwalk hair Toni & Guy Brighton celebrates its 20th anniversary in style with a fashion evening extravaganza

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he first ever Toni & Guy franchise, Toni & Guy Brighton are proud to celebrate a successful 20 years in business with a fashion-filled evening on Wednesday 11 November. The night promises fashion, beauty, music and lots of fun, with all proceeds donated to the Toni & Guy Charitable Foundation. Complimentary cocktails kick off the evening and a high-fashion catwalk show all about British eccentricity – which Brighton is known and loved for. The catwalk show will showcase the hottest hair looks from the Toni & Guy Brighton team and styling by Reiss and their latest Autumn/Winter collection. Music entertainment will be provided by noted band Matt Rose And The Tin Cup Collective and much more. All ticket holders will receive an exclusive 20 per cent off at Toni & Guy Brighton throughout November – perfect timing for the party season ahead. Tickets are £5 and are available from Toni & Guy Brighton salon, with a limited number available on the door. For more information and to purchase tickets please visit Toni & Guy Brighton at 68 East Street or call Emma on 01273 725000. The 20 per cent discount offer excludes hair care and colour services and is valid from the 1–30 November 2009. Event tickets must be retained for discount entitlement. Toni & Guy Brighton Fashion Evening Extravagana, Wednesday 11 November, 7pm, Madame Geisha, 75 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1NF.


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CITY SPEAK 07

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L7 is searching for a new local voice – and it’s providing a fascinating opportunity to find out what’s on your minds. Over the next few weeks we’ll be printing some of the submissions. First out of the post bag this week... Tasha Dhanraj, 16, Burgess Hill

Will Harris is 26 years old, thank you very much

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et me duck into this alley just minor, I’ll get fined £6,000.” long enough to catch my “First off,” I say, “it won’t be you breath and tell you that, this who gets fined; it’ll be the store.” time, it really wasn’t my fault. Is it This, in hindsight, is not a winning safe? Have I lost them? argument, so I hurriedly add: It started, as so many things do “Which is beside the point because I these days, in Tesco. am not a minor. Look at these lines. “ID, sir,” says the cashier. I look up If anything, I am a major.” in surprise, the half-bottle of vodka And so, slowly, grudgingly, the already heavy at the bottom of my 26-year-old is allowed to buy the bag. “But you’ve already let me have half-bottle of vodka. Hooray. Tesco it,” I say. “And I’m 26.” “I need to see man has seen the light. Common ID before I can let you go.” sense has cut a smart jig through This presents a the robotic dance problem. I don’t of consumerism. drive, and I refuse And then, just as “I’m obviously not suddenly, I am to carry my passport unless I admonished: under age. The know I’m crossing “Just make sure international you bring ID with lines around my waters. Do you you in future.” know how much I should have let eyes are my ID” they cost to it lie, I know. I replace? should have bit my Also, I’m tongue, smiled and obviously not under age. The lines doffed my cap, and gone merrily on around my eyes are my ID. If I were to my way, booze in hand. But of dig my liver out of my back and plop it course I didn’t. Of course I got into down on the check-out, I’m pretty a stand-up row, stormed off, sure the decade of alcohol fumes inadvertently shoplifted a full bag coiling from it would count too. It of shopping and ended up being would smell like a Russian distillery. I chased down the road by two don’t say this to Tesco man. enormous security guards. Instead I try to appeal to his So here I am, a fugitive. In my bag common sense. I show him my work is a half-bottle of vodka and a pass, talk about my job, try to Ginster’s Cornish pasty, neither of bamboozle him with information which I have paid for. This in itself is that a booze-bent A-level student incriminating; vodka and pasties couldn’t possibly have access to. are prime shoplifter fare. God, I Policy networks, I say. Local think. Why couldn’t this have influencing schemes. happened on a day when I bought “If I’m found to sell alcohol to a salmon? I’m getting too old for this.

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’ve discovered that in the last year and a half I have only bought myself two items of clothing. I realised this when I went out to meet a friend and ended up wearing a top I have owned since I was 12. It doesn’t fit me anymore, but my ‘style’ hasn’t changed enough for me to bin it. My fashion doctrine is ‘T-shirt + jeans = adequate’. Of the two items I have bought, one was a pair of jeans and the other was a top to wear to my school after prom. (If you’re not familiar with the concept of an after prom, I’ll just say that it is a miracle that the top in question is not covered in other people’s vomit.) I don’t buy clothes unless it is absolutely necessary; it has now reached that point. I started college recently and within five days I had run out of clothes. I had been so desperate to leave behind my bright red school uniform, but now I understand how good it was to me over the years. The monotony enabled me freedom to do more important things in the morning than choose my trousers. Back then I had time to read the nutritional information on a box of Cheerios or to spell my name in squeezy marmite; I can never do that anymore. I now need to spend literally minutes deciding what to wear.

I’m clueless! I don’t know what’s hot! Whenever my sister asks me to judge her outfit, if I like it, she changes, but if I hate it, then it’s obviously stylish and she leaves the house, radiating fashion confidence. My solution to my lack of creativity and finesse in the wardrobe department is to wear long coats that hide my clothes. I’ve accumulated three long coats. Only one of them I bought myself. The other two I adopted as they were being abandoned by friends and relatives because they were ‘last season’. I occasionally get comments about why I’m wearing an overall during summer, but they’re always warm and disguise the ugly truth that I’ve been trying to pull off the same outfit for two days running. As long as I change my underwear then what’s the issue? As much as I resent it, I’m going to have to buy some new outfits. The T-shirt I’m currently wearing has holes in it, I only own one pair of trousers that hasn’t got a huge tear down the side and my sister has started avoiding eye contact with me in public. The trouble is, I haven’t been shopping in such a long time I don’t know where to start. Is Marks & Spencer still à la mode?

Want to read more from Tasha? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Local with lots to say for yourself? Fancy your chances in Latest 7’s Columnist Idol? Send a 450 word sample column to bella@thelatest.co.uk

VBites of wisdom Heather Mills says it’s time to think before we act

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Earthquakes and natural disasters have become commonplace as our changing climate triggers a series of catastrophes worldwide. Is it human behaviour that is somehow causing an increase in worldwide seismic activity? I am no scientist but even a vague understanding of the natural world points to the possibility that perhaps oil already had a job to do in the

hew! What a moment in history we are “If human existence is a fairground all living through. The big wheel keeps on turning. If human existence is a ride then someone has hopped on fairground ride then someone has definitely hopped on the back of this waltzer and is the back of this waltzer and is spinning us round more and more vigorously, ignoring our screams to slow down. ignoring our screams to slow down” It has become very clear in recent weeks how lucky we are to be living in the UK. Is finely tuned mechanism we call planet Earth. there a more temperate climate on Earth? We may all love to have a moan Of course I am speaking from a holistic, perhaps philosophical, perspective. about the weather but in comparison to other parts of the world, But then again, doesn’t science dictate that every action has a corresponding geographically we couldn’t really be any luckier. reaction? Could the relentless drilling deeper and deeper into our planet’s core Ok, our summer is hardly worthy of a postcard these days. In fact, great to drain out the oil and natural gas that we then burn into our atmosphere be summers are just about as likely as an England World Cup win. A few sunny affecting our planet, beyond the science of climate change, in ways we simply days in spring, like a few good games in qualification, and with a little push do not have the capacity to understand? from the tabloids we all become convinced that this is the year for a A car without oil seizes up very quickly and comes to a barbeque summer. shuddering stop. Perhaps science sometimes takes a tooLong summer spells of blue-sky sunshine seem to have been deposited narrow intellectual perspective and can be blinded by firmly in the childhood memory banks. Our seasons are losing their definition economic vested interests at the expense of common sense. and our weather has become pretty random, that is for certain. But it’s still a little grey pussy cat to the roaring lion of extreme weather that is being Do you agree with Heather? comment@thelatest.co.uk experienced in other regions of the world.


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08 LATEST NEWS

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Silly season continues, and Lewes MP speaks out against Government prying

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t didn’t get the name Silly Sussex for nothing. The trend that started at the time of the Prince Regent and the building of the incongruous Royal Pavilion continues to this day. “Nutters with Putters” was probably the pick of the headlines that followed The World Crazy Golf Championship, held in a howling gale in Hastings, where Tim “The Ice Man” Davies was defending his title. Mr Davies later said he was working in secret on a revolutionary new “dynamic” putter in collaboration with a team of university scientists. Another team of boffins, meanwhile, has announced it is taking part in something a tiny bit more profound, namely a re-enactment of the birth of the universe. The physicists from the University of Sussex are now among 3,000 scientists involved in one of the largest research laboratories in the world, near Geneva in Switzerland. The project, called ATLAS, is one of the two multi-purpose particle physics experiments at the CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a circular, 27km-long accelerator ring located about 100 metres underground across the French-Swiss border.

The news proves that, when it comes to brainy people, Sussex has more than its fair share. That’s certainly the conclusion of research carried out by the lecturers' union UCU who found that our Parliamentary constituencies house proportionately more people with academic qualifications than anywhere else in the country. Sussex shoppers are pretty clever as well. Asda has given up on Brightonborn Katie Price’s knickers and won’t sell any more due to lack of demand, while thousands of women are unfastening bras and donating record numbers to Brighton and Hove City Council’s recycling appeal. Meanwhile, Sussex Police is trying hard to win public backing for its campaign of swearing in

civilians and arming them with speed cameras to trap pedalpushing drivers who drive too fast along rat runs. Speeding drivers are a dangerous nuisance but is a scheme that potentially exposes locals to conflict good for neighbourhood relations? Spying seems to be a favourite pastime in this country, as Lewes MP Norman Baker pointed out. He is said to be deeply concerned about the extent to which the Government wants to pry into people’s lives. He’s protesting about the Government’s decision to spend £1 billion modernising equipment to collect data on individuals at a time when we are already one of the most watched and listened to peoples in the world, and when the country is broke. But then common sense appears to be in short supply at the moment. The police service is spending valuable time and resources issuing guidelines to officers instructing them to avoid greeting members of the public with such traditional sayings as “evenin’ all” and “afternoon”. The guidelines say the words are subjective and could cause confusion among those from different cultural backgrounds. Other words officers are asked to avoid are businessman, housewife and child because, apparently, they have negative connotations. Dixon of Dock Green would turn in his grave and many senior police, privately, are complaining. One told Latest 7: “We want to focus on policing the streets – not policing the speech.” That’s not just Silly Sussex. It’s Bonkers Britain. Do you feel spied on by the Government? comment@thelatest.co.uk

latest inbox comment@thelatest.co.uk Dear Editor, as the Chair of the crossparty review on student housing, we have put forward 37 sensible and simple recommendations, such as making students more aware of rubbish collection days and extensions to the noise patrol teams. Before any sensible measures on tackling student housing can be implemented the leader of the City Council will have to say which recommendations her council will use. At the beginning of the year universities, residents, students, councillors from all parties and external organisations took part in the review to deal with student housing in the city. The work was completed back in April. Many people participated in the review and have asked what has happened to the work, and rightly want to see some action soon to help improve the lives of both students and permanent residents in the city. For more details on the recommendations and on student housing please visit the council website or email me at anne.meadows@brightonhove.gov.uk. Anne Meadows Labour Councillor Moulsecoomb & Bevendean Ward I just wanted to say a big thank you to Latest 7 for the free dinner and tickets to see Al Murray. It was a great evening! Despite being very busy, Pinnocio's had our table ready and the food, wine and service was great. Al Murray was very funny. Winning the competition was great timing as it was my partner’s birthday, so she was happy! Tim Finlinson, by email You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on Remembrance Sunday

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he defining image of last year’s Armistice Day was that of the three surviving British First World War veterans laying wreaths at the Cenotaph. Among them was Brighton’s Henry Allingham, 112, who was at the time the oldest Royal Navy veteran and the oldest man in Europe (he eventually became the world’s oldest man). He led the silence alongside Harry Patch, 110, formerly of the Army, and Bill Stone, 108, who was in the Royal Navy.

It was to be their final remembrance. All three died this year and Henry received a hero’s funeral in St Nicholas’s Church, Dyke Road, in July. They are gone but the memory of their great service should live on. Never should they or Remembrance Sunday be only about the past. Operations in Iraq and Afghanistan are a constant reminder of the continued service and sacrifice of our military personnel. They routinely put their lives on the line and serve with as much valour and commitment as Henry, Harry and Bill and all those servicemen and

women of previous generations. I and my fellow councillors will be joining the Mayor at various remembrance events this Sunday and I would urge you to come along to one if you can. At 10.45am, there will be a service at the war memorial in Old Steine. Later, at 2.15pm, a parade will leave Hove Town Hall and march to the war memorial, in Grand Avenue, Hove, for the wreath-laying ceremony. From there it will process to All Saints Church for a full service of remembrance at 3pm. There are also services in Easthill Park, Hove Cemetery and at the West Hove Synagogue, among others. The debt we owe those who have served is the thread of continuity that will run through all of these events and through and all previous Remembrance Sundays. That is why this Sunday is as much about the present and future as it is about the past.


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BOOKINGS | COMPETITIONS | CHART 09 GRIZZLY BEAR

L7 Bookings On sale this week… CINECITY Various Brighton venues including Duke Of York’s and University of Brighton Gallery, 19 November– 6 December, www.cine-city.co.uk The Brighton Film Festival returns for a seventh innings this month, offering the chance to see previews of forthcoming major releases, plus many titles you’ll be hard-pressed to catch here again. The programme kicks off on 19 November with Micmacs, a fantasy epic from Amelie director Jean-Pierre Jeunet, and closes with A Prophet, Jacques Audiard’s gripping prison drama, which won the Grand Jury prize at this year’s Cannes and has been likened to The Godfather. Other screenings include Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, scored by Nick Cave and directed by fellow Brightonian John Hillcoat (DOY, 25 November).

THE WIGGLES Brighton Centre, 2 July 2010 (1pm & 4.30pm), £14.50–£16, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk If you can’t understand how anything with a name like The Wiggles could sustain an arena tour, then you clearly don’t have a five-year-old child in your life. Sam, Jeff, Anthony and Murray are a primarycoloured pop group from Sydney who, attended by Dorothy The Dinosaur, Henry The Octopus and a troupe of ‘Wiggly Dancers’, have become a children’s entertainment phenomenon, selling 30 million DVDs and being seen on stage by 750,000 fans each year. This Wiggly show features acrobats, gymnasts and dancers.

Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 11 March 2010, £tbc, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Hotly anticipated show from the Brooklynbased, Warp-signed quartet who wowed critics with the fractured folk rock of third LP Veckatimest, set to top many endof-year lists.

CHRISTMAS WITH ELVIS Assembly Hall, Worthing, 21 December, £17.50/16.50, 01903 206206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk A new touring show conflating two fail-safe crowd pleasers: Christmas and the songs of The King. Mario Kombou (star of Jailhouse Rock: The Musical), wears the quiff, assisted by a cast of singers, actors and musicians who will also magic up guest spots from Buddy Holly, Marilyn Monroe and Roy Orbison. Featuring over 40 Elvis favourites, including material from the two Elvis Christmas albums that bookended his career.

NO JACKET REQUIRED Hove Centre, 14 February 2010, £15, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Get your Valentine’s Day planned early with this ‘definitive’ Phil Collins tribute band – unlike the real thing, you can guarantee they’ll play ‘True Colours’.

COMPETITIONS WIZARDS AND MEERKATS

Direct from the USA and celebrating 50 years since the Motown label was created, The Magic Of Motown is a lavish extravaganza playing for one night only at Theatre Royal Brighton on Sunday 15 November. We’ve got three pairs of tickets to be won, so ‘Stop In The Name Of Love’ and get on down. Groove-tastic. Q Which Motown trio did Diana Ross sing with?

AWARD-WINNING JAZZ Fresh from winning Best Jazz Album at the Gilles Peterson’s Worldwide Awards this year, the Robert Mitchell 3io bring their incredible music to the Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome on Thursday 12 November. We’ve got one pair of tickets and a CD of the album for one winner, and two more pairs of tickets for the runners-up. Q Which trailblazing jazz musician recorded Kind Of Blue?

Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 Latest 1 Harper Ash – China Girl 2 Panos Christofi – If You Do What You Always Do 3 Jaybee – Brokeback Mountain 4 Harper Ash – Star 5 Chaos Borne – Watching 6 Thunk – Micromophone 7 No Sharp Objects – Home 8 No Sharp Objects – The Wrong Kind Of Love 9 Zoe – Conquistador 10 BreakinBear– Rebel In Chief A very serious-sounding double bill of new entries hit the chart this week. Nothing to do with Bowie, acoustic singer-songwriter Harper Ash takes the number one slot with his downbeat ‘China Girl’, whilst his more lively ‘Star’ takes four. Electropop performers Panos Christofi and Jaybee linger in the top five at numbers two and three respectively, as the gloriously pessimistic cybergothery of Chaos Borne radiates energy at number five with ‘Watching’.

11 The Fooley Mantras Break Away

22 Jim Guittard Listen To Your Voice

12 The Woo!worths Idle Hands

23 Rubber Johnny Track 5

13 The Mojo Fins In The Script

24 The Fooley Mantras Matter Of Time

There’s a brand new triple disc of the Wizard Of Oz out this week, with the Blu-ray, original and sing-a-long versions. Plus Meerkat Manor: The Story Begins DVD, narrated by Whoopi Goldberg. We have five copies of both. Q In which city did the Wizard of Oz live?

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LAST CHANCE HARVEY DVD

WIN! A TRIP THROUGH MOTOWN

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Dustin Hoffman is marooned in England and about to go adventuring with Emma Thompson. We have ten DVDs. Q Which city does Harvey get stuck in?

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with the name of the Competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to leave your name, address and telephone number. Closing date is Monday 16 November (all but The Magic Of Mowtown, closing Monday 9 November).

15 Jaybee Oskar and Eli

25 Caramel Jack We Could Build Skyscrapers

16 Chaos Borne The Moment

26 Rubber Johnny Trum Pet

17 Lolatwist Pretty

27 Senior Service NY City

18 BoxBoy My Weekend

28 N-D-E Bad Habit

19 Jaybee Miles To Go

29 Land Of Plenty On Sleeping,Wakes

20 Chaos Borne I Will

30 Boxboy Grindlife (A Right Moan Up)

21 Go Johnny Go Ebbenflow

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I was born in Brighton and used to spend a lot of my time on the West Pier during the war – my memories begin with a time when the skies were lit up with more menacing lights than the firework displays we see today. In my book I talk about growing up in Brighton. It is not a typical autobiography – I wrote it in a lucky dip kind of way, with a memory here and a flash of insight there

Snap Shots

Local actor Ray Brooks reminiscing on a childhood spent during the war years in Brighton. Ray’s acting credits include two iconic films of the ’60s – The Knack and Cathy Come Home – as well as providing the voices of King Rollo and Mr Benn, and more recently playing wife-murderer Joe Macer in EastEnders. His autobiography, Learning My Lines (Book Guild) is out now.

Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Ray Brooks

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can exclusively announce that Paul Kemp and the people behind the city’s most popular gay nights, Wild Fruit, are planning their most extravagant celeb-packed event yet. Called the Red Party, the event will take place on Sunday 6 December and will feature some top celebrity names DJ’ing, including Boy George (snapped here in his exclusive photo shoot for the event), Patsy Palmer, XFactor finalist and ex-Happy Monday’s singer Rowetta – plus Brighton-based producers The Freemasons, to name just a few. Held at the vast Oceana, the Red Party will completely take over all seven rooms and will include two live performances by two very special guests – I hope to be able to bring those to you next week. But rest assured, they won’t disappoint. Organisers have told me, however, that Will Young is playing next door at the Brighton Centre the very same night, and the gig is the last night of his UK tour – so watch this space. Tickets for the Red Party are on sale now priced £10, and are available from Prowler, Charles Street, Dr Brighton's, Brighton Dome Box office and www.ticketweb.co.uk

EASY TIGER Brighton couple Daniel Hill and his partner Charis, who run Tiger Enterprises, are fast becoming the darlings of all things eco. Just last week cameras were filming the couple, whose urban recycling company is based down at Brighton Marina, for a special programme to be screened as part of the Tonight With Trevor McDonald series on ITV1. The programme is a challenge to retrofit a West Sussex semi with completely recycled materials in a limited amount of time. Daniel and Charis are no strangers to being in the limelight, as they are currently on the small screen alongside Ground Force presenter Tommy Walsh in his current show, Fix Your House For Free, which is on the Discovery Channel every Thursday. Tonight With Trevor McDonald, featuring Tiger Enterprises, is due to air in November.

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Emmerdale starlet and Dan cing On Ice contestant Roxanne Pallett. Roxanne, wearing a funky pink tracksuit, was stocking up on snacks at the M&S at Brighton Station, ready for a long journey.

DREAM DUET Ex-Blue star Antony Costa met a lucky winner of the ‘Heart Makes It Happen’ competition last Friday at Lucky Voice in Black Lion Street. Heart listener Cheri Gillam, from Brighton, won the chance to Karaoke with the singer, who is soon to reunite with band mates Duncan, Lee and Simon next year. The lucky lady spent two hours singing along to her fave tunes in a private booth – nice.

Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

What’s not on: Stage BRIGHT NOVEMBER BY PHILIP POMPOUS Thirteenth play in Pompous’ celebrated cycle of autobiographical dramas, this one covering the time at university when he asked a girl out, only to find that she already had a boyfriend. Chaffinch Theatre, 2 November, 7.30 pm, £10/£8

SCRATCH NIGHT Works in progress from Tim Local, Barry Pastit, Sophie Justleftdramaschool and physical theatre group Useless/Pointless. NB – these are works in progress, and should be enjoyed as such (the fact that they’ll be just as rubbish when done for real is neither here nor there.) Dell'Arte Theatre, 3 November, £8/£6

"IT WAS ALL HER HUSBAND'S FAULT" One woman show about Zelda Fitzgerald/Sylvia Plath/Virginia Woolf (delete where applicable) Upstairs At The Four And Eleven, 7 November, 8pm, £8/£6 EMBER BY PHILIP POMPOUS Thirteenth play in Pompous’ celebrated cycle of autobiographical dramas, this one covering the time at university when he asked a girl out, only to find that she already had a boyfriend. Chaffinch Theatre, 2 November, 7.30 pm, £10/£8 FACEBOOK INTERNET SKATEBOARD LOL! Desperate attempt to interest young people in the theatre. Dell’Arte Theatre, 9 November, £8/£6

In & Out

Special different types of schools edition

In • The School For Wives • The Second Viennese School • Secondary Modern • Old Skool • The School For Scandal

Out • The School For Scoundrels • The Camden School • School Of Rock • The School of Hard Knocks • Special School

VOICES Ben is a poet, Sasha a housewife, Robbo a soldier fighting in Afghanistan, Neeny the ghost of a trainee astronaut. How do they all come together?...Well they don’t really, in fact it’s all a bit confused, but there is a good bit in act two where the girl gets her kit off. Chaffinch Theatre, 5 November, £8/£6

CRUEL SEPTEMBER BY PHILIP POMPOUS Fourteenth play in Pompous’ celebrated cycle of autobiographical dramas, this one covering the decline he went into at the bad reviews garnered by Bright November. Greenfinch Theatre, 6 November, 7.30pm, £10/£8

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What we used to say An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple, once common terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, overblown, crass, managerial Americanisms.

THINGS BRIGHTON EXCELS AT An occasional series in which we introduce a note of cheer into these bleak, recession hit times by pointing out things Brighton is actually good at.

WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Mentoring...” A gerund derived from the informal verb formation of the original noun – now ubiquitous in all institutions of every kind. Other derivations include mentee (the lucky recipient of mentoring – once known simply as an apprentice, or a protégé).

> No 1 – Bicycle theft

WHAT WE USED TO SAY: Guiding, training or advising.

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★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Arians should remember, remember the fifth of November. Treason may not be your modus operandi but can you prove it? Your astral firework is the Catherine Wheel Taureans have a tendency to go off with a big bang, over and over and over and over... get used to it, we all have. No surprises then that your astral firework is the Roman Candle Geminis like to glitter and shine, so Guy Fawkes and his band did them a big favour – but not the rest of us. No doubt you will be driving us mad with your astral firework – the sparkler.

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Go for it Libra and show us all what a big noise you can make. There are plenty of choices but put your stars in the sky with the single ignition Armageddon. Scorpios like to be seen as the big cheese but too often turn out to be the Baby Bel. How sad – never mind, your astral firework is the dainty little coloured flare match – oooooh! Sagis, of course, will be staying in on bonfire night – frankly the excitement will be too much for you. Astral suggests that to hot up your evening you break out the Deep Heat.

Male Capricorns should announce that they are embracing their inner woman and then let loose their biggie, The Steel Rainbow, an astral firework for equality. Aquarians love pretty colours and bright lights – of any kind, watch how they behave in a disco. Your astral firework is the humble banger – to try and shock some sense into you. Pisceans can enjoy real fireworks this bonfire night when Roy and Muriel host their naturist evening at Bardsley’s. Watch the sparks fly as his cod piece hits that hot fat.


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POETRY IN MOTION Glen Ferris talks to Ben Whishaw about playing Keats in Jane Campion’s Bright Star, tipped as the cinematic romance of the year

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efitting his quietly confident nature, Ben Whishaw has been covertly building on his unlikely heartthrob status since Trevor Nunn cast him as Hamlet at the Old Vic back in 2004. Still only 28 years old, he’s already starred opposite the likes of Dustin Hoffman and Alan Rickman in Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer, Heath Ledger and Christian Bale in the Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There, and Emma Thompson and Michael Gambon in Brideshead Revisited. Now he’s back as the Romantic poet John Keats in Bright Star, the new film from Oscar-winning director Jane Campion. A film that admittedly plays fast and loose with historical accuracy, it’s nevertheless receiving universal praise for its beautiful retelling of the tragic love affair between Keats and Fanny Brawne (Abbie Cornish). We spoke to leading man Ben in the environs of John Keats’ real-life Hampstead Heath house. It must have been difficult knowing how to play such a historic figure... It was, but I feel very much that there are now two Keats in a way. On the screen, there’s the Keats who was inspired by the real man but who is also a character in a poem thanks to Jane [Campion]’s script. There are things about the real Keats that the film doesn’t go into, and I think that way of looking at it certainly took the pressure off playing him. I felt very safe in Jane’s hands.

Is it a help or a hindrance playing a real-life person on screen? It can be a hindrance, but artists tend to want to tell the stories of other artists because there’s some kind of mythic quality about them. It doesn’t necessarily matter if all the details are accurate, it’s more about getting the essence of the person correct. Of course, we don’t know really what Keats sounded or moved like for example, so you just tend to hone in on what’s magical about his personality. Keats was a very passionate man, capable of intense love. It’s also great to have somebody’s back story already drawn in – it saves an actor a lot of work!

“I was inspired to write love letters after making this film. It’s a beautiful way of communicating with someone you love” Were you a fan of Keats before this film? When I was doing A-level English I must have done a sonnet or something but my knowledge was very limited. To be honest, it was reading Jane’s script that opened up the poetry for me. I did it that way around. Like Keats said, ‘Poetry should come naturally or it shouldn’t come at all’. Sometimes, with me, it really doesn’t come at all. Central to the success of this film is the chemistry between Keats and Fanny. Were you and Abbie Cornish friends before you worked together? No, I met her on the first day of rehearsal. She was wearing a pair of red Wellingtons and I was really surprised I suppose, she’s really quite tomboyish. But she’s a wonderful person to be with and we got along wonderfully. Really, either chemistry is there or it isn’t, and there’s nothing you can do about it if isn’t there. All I can

say is that, when I met Abbie, for a day or two we were like cats, wary of each other and trying to sniff each other out. Once we’d gone through a little of Jane’s rehearsal process, we very quickly were in tune with each other.

Yourself and Abbie had never even met before you were both cast – would you agree that Jane took quite a leap of faith? “Definitely, yes. It really says a lot about Jane and her style of directing. She’s just got really amazing instincts about people in a way I’ve never really come across before. She must have had some intuition that we’d get on well. She never even seemed to doubt it.” It’s clearly a role that has made an impression on you. Has it inspired you to write your own poetry? “Erm, I’m afraid not. I’ve never attempted to write poetry. If anything, studying Keats’s poetry has made me realize that attempting it wouldn’t even be worth it. Okay, so you don’t write poetry but do you consider yourself a romantic? “Well, I was inspired by Keats to write love letters after making this film. It’s a really beautiful way of communicating with someone you love, which is something the film really celebrates.” Bright Star is released on Friday 6 November and showing at the Duke Of York’s, Brighton, from 13 November. Glen Ferris is Managing Editor of Screenrush (www.screenrush.co.uk)


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JEREMY HOYE’S CHARM The popular jeweller unveils his stunning new collections with an emphasis on retro ’80s style and nature-inspired pieces

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eremy Hoye, one of the UK’s leading contemporary jewellery designers, has just launched his exquisite new collections online and at his famous Brighton store. Renowned for his modern bridal pieces, Jeremy is an expert in the wedding and engagement ring field and has created bespoke designs for many couples. Jeremy’s designs are noted for their originality, beauty and on-trend design, thereby attracting a celebrity clientele, including Holly Willoughby. The star had her wedding ring exclusively designed by Jeremy and is regularly seen on This Morning wearing Jeremy’s designs. Jeremy’s pieces have an eclectic twist and are an ideal choice for those looking for gorgeous jewellery that stands out from the crowd. The diverse range of Jeremy Hoye engagement and wedding rings are timeless, classic designs and all diamond set rings are individually made in his workshops. Blitz is the stunning new 18ct and platinum ring collection. These rings have been designed to be worn together or separately for men and women. Included in this collection are ‘his and his’ and ‘hers and hers’ rings. A stunning addition to Jeremy’s famous Charmed collection is the beautiful locket-like Russian Doll charm with its very own scroll, which can be inscripted with a personal message of your choice. The intricate design and attention to detail makes this charm

completely unique. The vintage birdcage charm is a hot favourite amongst the UK’s fashion press, being bang-on trend with the current high street retro vintage look and, with its pretty design, a gorgeous touch to any outfit. If you are looking for a fresh and floral look, you will love the Naturist range. Taking inspiration from the beauty of the natural world, the range features elegant flower and butterfly decorated pieces in silver with beautiful semi precious stones including amethysts, opals and, making its debut in this collection, lime jasper. This collection contains sweet looking bracelets, striking necklaces and earrings. The newest Jeremy Hoye collection, Visage, sees Jeremy embracing the retro ‘80s look of this season. Inspired by Jeremy’s love of all things ‘80s, Visage is a stunning collection of silver and gold plated asymmetric pieces with a real nostalgic twist that will have you digging out your shoulder pads, neons and batwing jumpers. The Visage collection includes four stunning necklaces, triangular ear studs and drop earrings, and the beautifully designed Visage silver gold plated abstract cuff is a must have to make your outfit stand out on any occasion. Jeremy Hoye, 22a Ship Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1AD, 0845 094 3175, www.jeremy-hoye.com


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Life support Receive the guidance you need in life with angel card readings by Christina Moore

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re there times you have wished there were someone else helping you in your life? Do you often wish you could ask for advice and someone would hear you and respond? Life can be a struggle at times when you try to do everything alone and take on all the burdens yourself. The angels are here to say that you don’t have to; they are always happy to help us and will never judge us. There is no problem too small or silly or a question that’s too simple for them. Their love and help is never-ending. An angel card reading with Angel Practitioner Therapist® Christina Moore can help with general life issues, or it can be used to give guidance on a particular question. A reading will help bring clarity to any situation and help remove the fear around any issues concerned. By using angel cards as a guide,

Christina accesses advice that the angels have for you. Their advice is always uplifting and positive as they try to help us back onto the path to happiness and one that fulfils us. During a reading, the client picks three cards from a pack of 44 beautifully drawn and inspiring cards, which are used as the basis for the reading. Christina uses them to connect to the angels and receive guidance for you on your issues. Using intuition and skill, Christina is able to interpret the meanings of the cards and the messages from the angels and offer you the guidance you need.

Angels are that unseen force that you wish for. They are able to help you with your burdens and to remind you that you are never alone. They are divine beings who are here to guide and protect us throughout our life. And, although you may think that you don’t have anyone helping you, everyone has a guardian angel whether you are religious, spiritual or not. Angels don’t belong to any religion, although references to them can be found in every major religion. All you need to connect with and work with your angels is the desire to do so. It’s that simple! Remember, you don’t have to live this life alone. Angel card readings are available on a one-to-one basis, and also by phone from the certified Angel Practitioner Therapist®, Crystal Healer and Usui Reiki Master Christina Moore. A reading costs £15. A discount of £5 is offered to all Latest 7 readers. Christina not only teaches all levels of Reiki, but also runs psychic development courses. Contact Christina on 01273 272774, christina@reikihealing.org.uk or visit www.reikihealing.org.uk


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Breath of fresh air Maintain good oral hygiene and avoid halitosis with help from Dental Health Spa

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n the majority of cases, bad breath (halitosis) is caused by oral bacteria. There are over 700 different types of bacteria in the mouth (both good and bad) and at any one time there may be as many as 10 billion bacteria in the average human mouth – that is more than you will find on a toilet seat! These bacteria, just like us, go through life consuming food and excreting the waste product. It is this waste product that causes the bad smells in the mouth. These bacteria thrive in the plaque that coats our teeth, gums and tongue. Good oral hygiene is essential to prevent the build-up of plaque in the mouth and so eradicate the environment in which the bacteria thrive. As part of your daily oral hygiene routine, you should not only brush your teeth for two minutes each day, ensuring that you brush all surfaces equally, you should also clean between your teeth to reach the areas your toothbrush can’t reach, preferably with floss or little

brushes – whichever you find easier to use. The majority of the bacteria that cause bad breath actually live on the back portion of our tongues. In order to remove these bacteria we should lightly brush the tongue or use a tongue scraper (often toothbrushes have these scrapers on the reverse side of the brush). It is also essential to gargle and

wash the mouth out with a good quality mouthwash, making sure that you keep it in the mouth for around 30 seconds. It is also advised that you visit a hygienist, like Christina at Dental Health Spa, in addition to your usual dental check up, to remove any tartar (hardened plaque) that has accumulated on your teeth, which can also cause gum disease and ultimately bad breath! Dental Health Spa, 14–15 Queens Road Brighton. 01273 710831, admin@dentalhealthspa.co.uk www.dentalhealthspa.co.uk

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Food & Drink Andrew Kay loves the sense of fun and finesse at Oki Nami

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he most frequent question I am asked – after ‘How do you stay so young looking?’ that is – is, ‘What is your favourite restaurant?’ To which I invariably reply, ‘Favourite by what criteria?’ You see, I have favourite places for a fry up, places to hide away, places to be romantic, places to fill my boots, places to go when I am feeling the pinch... The list is varied and immeasurable. But if pushed, there are a chosen few, and for many years Oki Nami has been amongst them. Down in Hove, it was a sanctuary of elegance and great food as well as a great selection of saki. But it did feel like it was on the edge of the known universe. A certain local celeb with a yoyo weight problem moniker felt the same, and last year he decided to back Oki Nami in a flurry of publicity and parties; all very good. Oki Nami is now at the centre of town, is bigger and, “Oki Nami is now at although perhaps a little the centre of town, is less classical, is actually a whole lot classier. And much bigger and, although of that is to do with being popular and busy. A buzz in perhaps a little less a restaurant really makes a difference and, last classical, is actually a Thursday, despite the whole lot classier” weather being grim, there were enough people in to make the place come alive. Owner and chef Mike Dodd is an old friend and one who I trust will give me a good and balanced meal. I discarded the menus and we went off piste – well almost, I simply asked our waiter to let Mike choose. At a table nearby, someone I know was tucking into oysters, and I did wonder whether I should have requested some. But once our food started to arrive I forgot all about them. To list our entire meal would be almost impossible in the space, so forgive me if I go for edited highlights. We started with edamame beans, served hot, which means that they were sugary sweet and bursting with flavour. I like to scrape the flesh from the pods which my guest, the ubiquitous Mr L, frowned at – and maybe he is right, as the plate did look a little grim after my endeavours. The sashimi was startlingly fresh – creamy salmon, velvety squid and my favourite firm mackerel. The radish sprinkled with jewel like salmon roe was also worth tucking into when so often it lies untouched. The tuna was packed with flavour and the texture was immaculate. Sushi were equally good with a great herb punch at their heart.

Skewers of beef and chicken in sticky sauce were cooked so that the outsides were toffee coated but the meat remained succulent. We both loved the grilled dumplings, the filling loose and brilliantly seasoned, the pasta tender and the crisp edges utterly moreish. A plate of thinly sliced rare beef – and I mean rare – came crusted with peppers and drizzled in a piquant dressing. It was an impressive combination of totally yielding, soft, cloud-like beef and pyrotechnic sauce. I didn’t want it to end and, I will say, it was a very generous portion of what was clearly an expensive ingredient. Generosity continued with a plate of tempura fish, more of the brilliant squid which put a smile on both of our faces, both of us being two-faced. Tempura, in clumsy hands, is merely battered goujons that can burst and pour scalding hot oil down your chin – but these were light, clean and dry. A big plate of meaty noodles was, I guessed, the ballast in a protein rich dinner but I was quite happy eating lean meats and great fresh fish both raw and cooked. We drank a variety of drinks from G&Ts, through a delicious plum mojhito, to ice cold sake. It worked well with such a vast array of tastes and textures too. Oki Nami looks great and tastes better. The service was a delight, fast and efficient but also informative. We finished with Mike’s favourite tempura icecream, a cross between baked alaska and Arctic Roll – yum. The best thing is, you can snack or feast and you can have fun too – no pompous nonsense here, no hushed tones or silly ceremony, just great, great food. We feasted and feasted well, probably too well, as I wobbled home happy and replete. Oki Nami, 6 New Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 1UF 01273 77377 www.okinami.com

Have you been to Oki Nami? andrew@thelatest.co.uk


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Taste of Italy Enjoy Christmas dining the Italian way at Leonardo’s restaurant in the heart of Hove

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f you are undecided on where to hold your Christmas party, look no further than Leonardo’s, the long-established, family-run Italian restaurant. Leonardo’s offers something for everyone and will make the festive dining experience easy and enjoyable whether you are a small, medium or large company looking for a staff Christmas party. Or maybe you want to meet up with friends or family before the festive season takes hold and enjoy a meal and glass of wine or two and celebrate together. Leonardo’s will come alive this December with the spirit of Christmas, offering a variety of menus from the traditional turkey and all the trimmings to classic Italian dishes including vegetarian options, plus tantalising desserts. Their Christmas menus start from just £14.95 per person. Why not have your own private room? Leonardo’s can provide a unique space to celebrate, including your own bar area. Their professional team will cater to your every whim; the possibilities are endless. Come Christmas day, if you cannot face stuffing the turkey and want to be waited on, then Leonardo’s has thought of everything to provide you with the perfect day of indulgence. All you will need to think about is what presents friends and family will be buying you this festive season! So avoid the stress this festive season and make it easy by booking your Christmas lunch for just £34.95 per person. Space is limited so book today. Raise your glass and celebrate Christmas at Leonardo’s. Their Christmas menu is available in print via email or online. Leonardo Ristorante, 55 Church Road, Hove. BN3 2BD, 01273 328888, info@leonardo-restaurant.com, www.leonardo-restaurant.com


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L7 Hotlist Feeling peckish? Insatiably ravenous? These eateries and bars cater for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Restaurants American JB’s Diner JB’s Diner is a quirky and cool nod to the classic American Diner, from the ‘50s rock’n’roll and the retro dining booths to the stars ‘n’ stripes flying proud as you eat your way through their delicious USA themed menu. The burgers are generous, fresh, tasty and available in many different varieties, the Texan BBQ and ‘Across The Border’ Mexican being firm favourites. Other top sellers include the foot-long hotdogs and rack of ribs. Add a thick dairy ice-cream shake in many flavours (including Oreo!) and we have an American diner perfect for kids and adults alike, looking out onto the very British Brighton beach. 31 Kings Road, Brighton BN1 1NR, 01273 771776, www.jbsdiner.co.uk

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with all your favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256 The Dorset

Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Awarded two coveted AA Rosettes through the skills and talents of head chef Andrew MacKenzie, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients. Two-course menu for £28 or thee courses for £36. Five course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room available for parties of up to 12 people. The Restaurant At Drakes, 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

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Barney’s Sample the new menu – available until closing time seven days a week! Mainline draught beers/bottles and branded spirts for £1.99, plus fantastic cocktails only £2.99. With sixty seats outside, this is the perfect place to eat, meet and socialise in the sunshine. 102-106 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 1FA, 01273 720058. Barneys@home home delivery service starting soon!

Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. They offer a wide selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. There’re also beautiful cakes made to order for special occasions. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

Preston Park Tavern A bright, cheerful and welcoming food pub in Fiveways offering a gastronomic experience in a relaxed atmosphere. Locals and foodies mix in this family-friendly pub. The daily changing menu, using delicious local,

Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. Sabai’s great atmosphere is made complete with an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays. 165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk, bookings@sabaibrighton.co.uk

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With a stylish, cosy interior and excellent modern British food, this family pub offers some of the best fresh, seasonal, home-cooked food in the city at great value. A wholesome and hearty menu includes locally-caught fish and other Sussex produce. Pop in for a light lunch and glass of wine or a hearty three-course dinner. 28 Upper Hamilton Road, Seven Dials, Brighton BN1 5DF, 01273 556708, www.chimneyhousebrighton.co.uk

Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar Sunday to Friday with cocktails from £2.95 and wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With three bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologists, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards, including one of the ‘top 50 bars in the UK’. Koba, 135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059

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Chimney House

Koba Bar and Venue

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Gars Restaurant

Kemp Town’s best loved bar is delighted to offer its new scrummy freshly cooked menu with vegetarian options. Their 2-for-1 main course is available for lunch and dinner seven days a week from an outstanding £6.50. Sunday roast is a must! They have a generous selection of appreciable wines, awesome beers and wicked cocktails. Come dine in an informal friendly atmosphere. Enjoy! 6 Rock Place Kemp Town, 01273 601139 www.brightonrockspub.com

A firm favourite of the North Laine, The Dorset is the best people-watching spot in town. This pub/restaurant boasts a friendly and lively atmosphere, with a varied menu of home-cooked delicious food including their famous eggs benedict, Moules and fresh fish. Their Bloody Marys are very popular too! 28 North Road Brighton, 01273 605423

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The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of The Lanes. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food plus a good selection of thalis and the ever-popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

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The Restaurant At Drakes

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a truly chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar before rising to the upper dining room. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

British & modern European It’s rare to find a place serving great coffee plus exceptionally good food day and night. This laid back, stylish new venue in Hove has achieved this in spades. Well worth a visit, they do the best chips ever tasted and appear to have already acquired several celebrity residents as regulars. Expect to pay £7 for breakfast/lunch and under £20 for a three-course dinner. 9 Bar Café, 118 Church Road, Hove, 01273 721838, www.9bar.co.uk

seasonal produce, is complemented by an impressive and good value wine list, all available by the glass or bottle, and good Sussex beers. 88 Havelock Road, Brighton, BN1 6GF, 01273 542271, www.prestonparktavern.co.uk

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L’Église

Spinelli Coffee combines the best of modern Italian café culture with great-tasting, highquality specialty coffee and mouth-watering pastries and savouries, the ultimate ‘coffee experience.’ Beautiful oak sliding doors look onto a heated outdoor seating area with sea views, with free Wi-Fi. Spinelli Coffee, 24 Garnet House, College Road, Brighton, 01273 818819

New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three courses, Sunday to Thursday, and £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three courses on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available seven evenings a week. Open from 6pm. 10 /11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials. Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish of the day, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard. Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the two-course lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French Sunday roast. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk

Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk

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feigned indifference, Asif is doing it his way. If his heart and mind belonged to anyone, if he had to pledge allegiance to anything, it would be to Queen Elizabeth – as long as she was stuck on the back of a bank note. But Asif’s world is about to get all shook up. A school project challenges him to ‘feel’. A zealous classmate wants him to get ‘real’. His doormat dad won’t stand up and his favourite rap group have just been banged up. And that is just for starters. As the pressures of life mount, Asif has to make some difficult choices. Whether he finds a dream worth living or dying for all depends on the state of his heart and mind. Hearts And Minds was originally commissioned in late 2007 by the Muslim Education Forum in Luton and Reading-based Berkshire Forum Against Extremism, and subsequently toured schools, colleges, universities and young offender institutes in March 2008. The play was then taken on a promotional tour to London. Hearts And Minds, The Hawth Studio, Crawley, Friday 4 December 7.30pm, £9.50/£8.50, 01293 553636, www.hawth.co.uk

M-m-murder Asian heart, British mind Award-winning Khayaal Theatre brings a Muslim point of view to The Hawth The joy of theatre is its ability to both entertain and educate, and there is no denying that some of the most powerful theatre ever produced has been able to do both in equal measure. Sadly, though, we too often see work that alienates through being either overtly political or – at the opposite extreme – purely ephemeral. Getting the balance right is the tough part, and if you achieve that then you can get your message across in a subliminal way. It’s a useful technique when dealing with issues relating to young adults, especially those to whom theatre is an alien medium, divorced from the freeze-frame, fast forward and rewind world of entertainment as they know it. In early December, the award-winning Khayaal Theatre will be at The Hawth in Crawley. Khayaal Theatre produces work which focuses on the experiences of Muslims in the modern world as well as dramatisations of classical Muslim literature. Hearts And Minds is the story of a teenage boy, Asif. He is Pakistani by memory, urban British by culture and Muslim by sentiment – and Asif appears to be in his groove. Cutting his entrepreneurial teeth by selling pirated wares and trumpeting his adolescence with a blend of gab and

Stagelistings > Tuesday 3 to Monday 16 November > BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org bgroup – About Around Brighton-based, Jerwood award-winning choreographer Ben Wright is back with a brand new show. > 5 Nov, 7pm & 8.30pm, £12.50 BRIGHTON DOME, CORN EXCHANGE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Vincent Dance Theatre – If We Go On UK company Vincent Dance Theatre's current work explores the concept of one last dance. > 4 Nov, 8pm, £15/12.50 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Entertaining Angels Penelope Keith reprises the role of Grace in this

sharp-edged comedy with probing wit. > 2–7 Nov, 7.30pm, 2pm matinees 5 & 7 Nov, £10–£30 Pride And Prejudice Jane Austen’s romantic comedy stars Susan Hampshire as the marriage-obsessed Mrs Bennet. >16–21 Nov, 7.45pm, 2pm matinees 19 & 21 Nov, £10–£30 CONNAUGHT THEATRE, WORTHING 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Skellig Pre-West End outing for Birmingham Stage Company’s adaptation of David Almond’s classic children’s book. > 10–14 Nov, 7pm, 1.30pm matinees 5, 10 & 12 Nov, £7.50–£11

Classic Hitchcock staged by the people that brought us The 39 Steps

Anyone who caught the breathtakingly paced 39 Steps when it hit Brighton should be clamouring to see the next offering from the same production team: another Hitchcock classic, this time Dial M For Murder. How will they do it? Well, if they pack as much wit and invention into this as they did into John Buchan’s thriller, it is a guaranteed sure-fire hit. This time the company are bringing the show to Brighton prior to a West End run, and if their track record stays the same, it will no doubt follow The 39 Steps to Broadway. The plot, a complex love triangle riddled with deceit and murderous intent, is full of the kinds of twists and turns that should make for an hilarious and thrilling show of pure theatrical magic. Dial M For Murder, Theatre Royal Brighton 17–21 November, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinees 18, 19 & 21 November, £18–£32, 08448 717650, www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal

CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Dinnerladies Based on the TV series, Victoria Wood's hilarious Dinnerladies follows the reluctant love story of Bren and Tony. > 10–14 Nov, 8pm, 2pm matinee 11 Nov. £14–£18.50 Scratch/We All Stood Together Two new one-act plays performed by Pitchy Breath Theatre. > 5–11 Nov, 7.30pm, £6.60/5.50 EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARK THEATRE 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk Stepping Out Funny and heart-warming play proving that, in dancing as in life, it’s always better to follow your own tune. > 9–14 Nov, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinees 11 & 14 Nov, £13.50–£21

NEW VENTURE THEATRE 01273 746118 www.newventure.org.uk Bold Girls Stirring play set in 1990s Belfast. > 7–14 Nov, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee 8 Nov, no eve performances Sun/Mon, £8/6 THEATRE ROYAL, BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Our Man In Havana Graham Greene’s clever parody of the spying game brought to the stage with Simon Shepherd as the vacuum cleaner salesman-turned spy. > 2–7 Nov, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinees 5 & 7 Nov, £12–£28 Blood Brothers Willy Russell’s musical tale of twins, separated at birth,and re-united by a twist of fate. >9–14 Nov, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinees 12 & 14 Nov, £18–£32 Dial 'M' For Murder Lucy Bailey's production of the gripping Frederick Knott thriller. >17–21 Nov, 7.45pm, 2.30 matinees 18, 19 & 21 Nov, £18–£32


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3OH!3 Colorado duo fusing pop, rap and electronica and recent Katy Perry collaborators. Komedia, 8pm, £10 Anti-Pop-Consortium A great fusion of psychedelia, hip-hop and poetry. Audio, 7pm, £9.50 Headwater + The Black Water String Band American roots music, but from Canada! Supported by local bluegrass peeps. Latest Music Bar, 8pm, £5/4 Peggy Sue Brighton female duo playing low-key acoustic rockabilly. Previously known as Peggy Sue and The Pirates. Freebutt, 7.30pm, £7 Scott Matthews + Vijay Kishore Haunting and acclaimed mournful singer songwriter favoured by all, including Robert Plant, who he has recorded with. Komedia, 8pm, £12.50 Yellowman The Jamaican dancehall and reggae hero comes to town. Concorde 2, 8pm, £15

Frank Sidebottom + The Impossible 4 Brilliant. The papier-mache prince of Timperley's coming to Brighton! Silly casio keyboard pop from this overwhelmingly silly cult icon. Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £8.88 Steve Ellis Legendary British soul vocalist from ’60s stars The Love Affair. With soul and Motown DJs til late. Komedia, 8pm, £12.50

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Brighton Early Music Festival-Mantra + Orlando Consort + Kuljit Bhamra + Jonathan Mayer & Neil Craig + Shahid Khan + BREMF Singers British Asian performers celebrate the musical links across the Indian Ocean. St Bartholomews Church, 8pm, £5–£20 Decorum: Something Of The Night + Birling Gap Folk night fusing the delicate sounds of old with more modern pop. Latest Music Bar, 7.15pm, £6 Mudlow + The DeRellas + Pinky Doodle Poodle Swampy rock blues with support from local Ramones-loving pop-punks. Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £tbc

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SCOTT MATTHEWS Literally coming from nowehere with his stunning Passing Stranger album in 2006, Matthews makes brilliantly constructed, expansive acoustica recalling Jeff Buckley and Nick Drake. Things have somewhat subsided with his new album, Elsewhere, a less than strong follow-up, and it’s dissappointing to see him once again playing solo acoustic here when it’s the general expansiveness of his band that really hits home. Wednesday 4 November, Komedia

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HEADWATER This hard-working West Canadian country-roots outfit came together in 2001. Their driving, succinct and melodious tunes are enough to get your feet a-tappin’ and your head a-noddin’. Wednesday 4 November, Latest Music Bar

ZUM Taking their cue from folk music traditions from around the world, London’s Zum bring salsa, bluegrass, klezmer, calypso and bebop into the mix. The tango of Astor Piazzolla is also apparent throughout, as are traditional gypsy melodies and dazzling fiddle playing. Friday 6 November, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome

ABSENT ELK Emotive indie rockers previously signed to a major – who dropped them rather suddenly despite tours with Girls Aloud and The Hoosiers – they have just released their debut album, Caught In The Headlights, through Brighton independent label Amazon. Fronted by Norwegian Kjetel Morland, this is classic indieepic – think Coldplay meets Turin Brakes. Tuesday 3 November, Pavilion Theatre, Brighton Dome

FOLK WAVE The golden boy of folk, Seth Lakeman and his battered fiddle are back in town for his biggest Brighton gig yet

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Kate Rusby, and Cara Dillon. “There was definitely a generation of sons and daughters that were getting to know each other and experiment with music.” Despite having been in the folk group Equation, who featured a young Kate Rusby and signed a deal with a major label, Lakeman wasn’t prepared for the success that came with a Mercury Music Prize nomination in 2005 for his self-financed (it only cost about £300 to make)debut album, Kitty Jay. “I applied because my PR reckoned it was worth a shot. You have to spend £250 just to enter, and also send 50 CDs – which, seeing as I was unemployed at the time, was a lot of money. Then, one day, I was sitting by the side of the M5 and got a call from Harriet [his PR] telling me to come up to London because I was being nominated for the Mercury Prize. It was good news because my car had just blown up.” While capitalising on his strong, male look and aggressive way with a fiddle, Seth hasn’t foregone his folk roots. His albums continue to retell dark tales of Dartmoor's past, plus a gamut of freshly researched West Country tales, muscularly played by a band who are one of the best around. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 6 November.

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The Days Before

Pictured: Brighton Lions Firework Display at Sussex County Cricket Ground in Hove .

Four painters – Mike Bartlett, Marcus Cope, Patrick Galway and Cathy Lomax – examine the forgotten, the everyday and the mundane. From images based on the memories of others to representations of the everyday and the need to puncture and deflate the mind-dumbing drudgery of life, The Days Before is at heart an exercise in escapism. The Days Before, The Grey Area, 31 Queens Road, Brighton, www.thegrey-area.blogspot.com. 7–29 November

Ocean Scenes and Coastal Collection

LEWES BONFIRES

This annual, popular bonfire event takes place throughout the town of Lewes, organised by six local bonfire societies. Each society has their own marching procession, bonfire and firework display. From 5pm roads in the town of Lewes will be closed to traffic. Processions start from 5pm on the High Street and go on all evening. The societies return from their fire sites around 10pm and, from 11pm, most will have their final processions, culminating in ‘Fire Prayers’. 31 torchlight processions and six separate bonfires create a unique spectacle but, combined with narrow streets and massive crowds, can be confusing for the uninitiated. Each society has a different approach and, while the event is definitely not suitable for younger children, those taking older children are still advised to choose a family-friendly bonfire. Concerns over the huge crowds attending in recent years and safety issues have led to the organisers somewhat controversially asking people from outside Lewes to stay away, but large crowds are still expected. Lewes, East Sussex. Thursday 5 November from 5pm. For more information visit www.lewesbonfirecouncil.org.uk or www.lewes.gov.uk/leisure/1774.asp

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Lewes Bonfires See preview (above). Lewes, East Sussex, from 5pm www.lewesbonfirecouncil.org.uk www.lewes.gov.uk/leisure/1774.asp

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The Power Of Portrait Exploring the power of the portrait, Ink_d features new work by Aimee Parrott, Foundry, Miss Bugs and Sten & Lex. Artistically speaking, the face is the most powerful and recognisable image visible to the human eye; and portraits are artistic representations of that face. This group exhibition will also raise questions of identity, fame, diversity and biography. The Power Of Portrait, Ink_d Gallery, North Road, 01273 645299. Until 15 November

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Late Night Gimp Fight! The world's first gimpbased sketch comedy show hits Brighton with whips and tassels swinging! Upstairs At Three And Ten, 8pm, £7/5. Laughing Horse Comedy The Laughing Horse Launches its new, friendly Saturday night comedy show in Brighton with leading Scottish headline comedian Vladimir McTavish, plus visiting Australian comedian Marcus Ryan, Liz Carr, Broderick Chow, and Tony Dunn. With resident compere Sajeela Kershi – and the bar is open until 2am. Quadrant, 8pm, £6/5. Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing See Wednesday. Brighton Centre, 8pm, £30. Red Brick Comedy Club Some of the finest, funniest late-night stand-up comedy in town, featuring some of the best and most respected comics in the country. Upstairs At Three And Ten, 10pm, £10/7.50

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An Education (12A) 12.30, 3.00, 5.15, 8.00 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 11.15, 1.45 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 12.00, 5.30, 8.45 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 10.45, 11.45, 1.00, 2.15, 3.30, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.30 Moon (15) 9.15 Saw VI (18) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 Up 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15 Zombieland (15) 4.15 , 6.30

An Education (12A) 4.15 (Silver Screen), 9.00 Julie & Julia (12A) 6.30 Tales From The Golden Age (12A) 1.30 (Silver Screen)

9 (12A) 12.55, 2.55, 4.55, 6.50 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 1.20, 3.50, 6.20, 8.50 Couples Retreat (15) 8.40 Fantastic Mr Fox (PG) 12.30, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.20 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 8.20 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 5.20, 6.00, 8.00, 8.30 Saw VI (18) 12.20, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Up 3D (U) 12.40, 1.10, 1.30, 3.00, 3.45, 4.00, 6.05, 6.30, 9.00

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WEDNESDAY 4 An Education (12A) 11.00am (Big Scream), 4.00, 9.00 Julie & Julia (12A) 1.15 Tales From The Golden Age (12A) 6.15

THURSDAY 5 An Education (12A) 4.00, 9.00 Julie & Julia (12A) 1.15 Tales From The Golden Age (12A) 6.15

An Education (12A) 12.30, 3.00, 5.15, 8.00 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 11.15, 1.45 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 12.00, 5.30, 8.45 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 10.45, 11.45, 1.00, 2.15, 3.30, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.30 Saw VI (18) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 Up 3D (U) 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15

THURSDAY 5 An Education (12A) 12.30, 3.00, 5.15, 8.00 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 11.15, 1.45 Cliff Richard & The Shadows Live (TBC) 7.00 Fantastic Mr Fox (PG) 12.45, 2.30, 4.45, 6.50, 9.00 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 12.00, 5.30, 8.45 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 10.45, 1.00, 2.15, 3.30, 5.00, 6.00, 7.45, 8.30 Public Enemies (15) 10.30am Saw VI (18) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 Up 3D (U) 1.00, 3.15 Up 2D (U) 6.30, 8.45 Zombieland (15) 4.15

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FRIDAY 6 In The Night Garden: Sneezing (U) 11.00 The Men Who Stare At Goats (15) 4.00, 9.00

SATURDAY 7 Chicken Run (U) 11.00 (Kids’ Club) Turandot (NA) 6.00

SUNDAY 8 Chicken Run (U) 11.00 (Autism Friendly Screening) The Men Who Stare At Goats (15) 4.00, 9.00

MONDAY 9 In The Night Garden: Hide And Seek (U) 11.00am The Men Who Stare At Goats (15) 4.00, 9.00

WEDNESDAY 4 9 (12A) 12.55, 2.55, 4.55, 6.50 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 1.20, 3.50, 6.20 Couples Retreat (15) 8.40 Fantastic Mr Fox (PG) 12.30, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.20 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 8.20 Jennifer’s Body (15) 8.50 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 5.20, 6.00, 8.00, 8.30 Saw VI (18) 12.20, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Up 3D (U) 12.40, 1.10, 1.30, 3.00, 3.45, 4.00, 6.05, 6.30, 9.00

WEDNESDAY 4 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00

THURSDAY 5 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 5.00, 8.00

FRIDAY 6 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 5.00, 8.00

SATURDAY 7 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00 G-Force (PG) 10.15am

SUNDAY 8 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 2.00, 5.00, 8.00

MONDAY 9 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 5.00, 8.00 North By Northwest(PG) 2.00

THURSDAY 5 9 (12A) 12.55, 2.55, 4.55, 6.50 Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (12A) 1.20, 3.50, 6.20 Couples Retreat (15) 8.40 Fantastic Mr Fox (PG) 12.30, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.20 The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (12A) 8.20 Jennifer’s Body (15) 8.50 Michael Jackson’s ‘This Is It’ (PG) 1.00, 3.30, 5.20, 6.00, 8.00, 8.30 Saw VI (18) 12.20, 2.40, 4.50, 7.00, 9.10 Up 3D (U) 12.40, 1.10, 1.30, 3.00, 3.45, 4.00, 6.05, 6.30, 9.00

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Gaylistings > Tuesday 3 to Monday 9 November > TUESDAY 3 BRIGHTON TAVERN Games Games Games. 12pm, free CHARLES STREET BAR Two’s Company. Double dose of cabaret with Maisie Trollette and Miss Jason. 9pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Killer Pool. 9pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Skint. Unlimited drinks for a tenner! Plus DJ and karaoke. 12pm–3am, free R BAR Twisted Karaoke. Hostess with the mostess, mistress Cat brings back the Audio delight that is Twisted Karaoke! 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Deck Heroine LadyBex throws out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. Plus a hefty raffle prize! 10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! 11pm–4am, free

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L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk THE EIGHTIES MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER ‘Cult’ bands are rarely as good as their fans insist, though occasionally they more than justify that adoration. This was one such occasion. After a few years out of the limelight, Guy McKnight and his none-more rock'n'roll goth psychobillies returned to the fray in spectacular fashion. Immediately, McKnight threw himself into the audience, trashing the Engine Room lighting as a throbbing guitar bassline and howling vocals whipped the crowd into a frenzy. Ferocious older classics ‘Celebrate Your Mother’ and ‘Mister Mental’ blended seamlessly with more Americanainfluenced material, making a massively satisfying storm of a show. Eighties Matchbox are truly back. Engine Room, 22 October ✪✪✪✪✪ Nick Aldwinckle

THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW It’s the perennial show that seems to skip any real time warp, much loved and often much abused – not this time. David Badella makes a fine Frank; camp, lascivious and attractively dangerous. He not only looks the part but can sing up a storm too. The principals were all good but, in particular, Haley Flaherty. The Phantom chorus for me was a little too polished, too ‘jazz hands’, and they lacked that raw punkish edge of the original. Christopher Biggins did an excellent job but sadly over encouraged an audience who, dressed up and tanked up, had not bothered to swot up and did not know the correct – and to my mind irritating – responses and heckles. That said it was a ripping evening of fun. Theatre Royal, 26 October ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Kay

BIFFY CLYRO Following their appearance at White Air, Scottish indie rock outfit Biffy Clyro played a fantastic gig at the Concert Hall. The support acts may have been forgettable, but Biffy Clyro performed an eclectic mix of songs from past albums and the upcoming Only Revolutions. Slower

tracks accompanied by acoustic guitar quietened the crowd who had been heaving in the mosh pit shortly before. I may have been on the outskirts of this but the atmosphere was just as electric as they played favourites including 'Mountains.' At times they can be compared to Queens Of The Stone Age, at other times to Foo Fighters, but the best thing about them is the sound that is distinctly theirs. Dome Concert Hall, 26 October ✪✪✪✪✪ Zara Baker

TINARIWEN This hugely revered and iconic group from the Western Sahara region of northern Mali make world music that sounds like a fusion from many corners of the globe: Arabic, Indian and western rock sounds are built into their indigenous African blues, and ‘desert’ guitar (there are three guitarists in the band) allied to spoken and sung tales of beauty and suffering. Tinariwen gradually enticed the audience to trance out as the rhythms and easy-going vibes hit the mark song after song. Looking elegant and somewhat rock'n'roll in their national dress, they were the complete package. Concorde 2, 29 October ✪✪✪✪✪ Jeff Hemmings

THE FUNNIER FARM The launch night of the imaginatively titled successor to The Funny Farm, The Funnier Farm was something of a mixed bag. Six comedians, ably linked by affable MC James Acaster, presented an array of stand-up ranging from the hilarious to the not at all. Still, the high points were worth the lows, with particular mention going to the frighteningly bi-polar performance of Nick Helm, laddish raconteur Matt Forde and excellent headliner Andrew O’Neill. Perhaps lacking a little quality control, for a Wednesday night in a furnace-like room above a pub it was a promising start, and well worth a fiver. Caroline of Brunswick, 28 October ✪✪✪✪✪ Paul McWilliams Tinariwen

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n a full to capacity Brighton Centre, Tom Jones took to the stage and delivered a set that would have certainly blown most of the current music scene away. His tight rock format band of mainly youngsters laid down a solid foundation, dispelling any idea that this was going to be some glossy, Las Vegas-style cabaret act. Jones, now silver grey and better for it, looked the part in a black suit and dark shirt – slick, handsome and at ease on the stage – but it was the voice we wanted. And from the first note to the last, it proved as strong as ever. Unlike so many older pop ‘stars’, he can still hit every note and, as a consequence, the songs sound exactly as they should do; no sliding down an octave when the going gets tough for Tom. The numbers from his new album, 24 Hours, were good – in particular ‘Sugar Daddy’, written for him by Bono and The Edge. His banter was polished and charming, gentlemanly even, and his soft accent is as

Welsh as ever. Stripping down to basics, the band delivered three perfect country numbers that added a mellow moment before ripping into the full-on funk sound once more. The adoring audience lapped up everything he did but it was the hits that had them going wild and, yes, there were knickers. ‘Delilah’, ‘Thunderball’ and ‘What’s New Pussycat’ worked well side by side with later material like ‘Kiss’, so much so that any thought of re-invention disappeared. Jones is no different – he is a great vocal talent who has dealt with new material, embraced modern fashion and pulled it off with aplomb. He started the evening pacing, cool as a cucumber, but by the end he was dancing and spinning to growl at the ever more excited audience. Maybe he’s not as fluid as in his younger, pelvis-thrusting days but he is as sexy and as good on the eyes and the ears as ever. The crowd loved it. Andrew Kay

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L7 Sport

L7 TV

3–9 NOVEMBER

With Andy Winter

Lewry’s legacy Star cricketer Jason Lewry is one of several key players leaving Sussex this season

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he end of the cricket season sees the sad departure of players from Sussex County Cricket Club. Some retire, others are out of contract, and a few seek pastures new. This season sees the retirement, after 16 years, of one of Sussex’s greatest servants, Jason Lewry. A bowler of extraordinary talent, he should have had international recognition. His seven wickets in 14 balls against Hampshire at Hove in 2001 was, at the time, the second best spell in first class cricket history. He ended his career with 735 wickets (621 in first class cricket, 100 in limited overs matches, and 14 in Twenty20 matches). He achieved the notable double of having taken the first wicket and hitting the first six in Twenty20 history, a form of cricket that never particularly appealed to him. Also retiring is Carl Hopkinson – at 27, eleven years Lewry’s junior. I have always regarded him as one of the unluckiest players I have ever watched. I cannot recall how many times he was dismissed in freak or unfair circumstances – a ball not lifting off the pitch, or a fluke run out. This last season he demonstrated what a fine batsman he is with two centuries.

Jason Lewry with Sussex team mate Matt Prior.

Where he really excelled, however, was in the field. In a team blessed with outstanding fielding talent from the likes of Rory Hamilton-Brown, Luke Wright and the extraordinary Dwayne Smith, Hopkinson set the gold standard. He will continue to do so as he stays at the Club as its specialist fielding coach. Sussex would have liked to retain the services of 20-year-old spinner Piyush Chawla, but the restriction of just one overseas player sees him moving to rivals, Surrey, with Yasir Arafat remaining at Hove. Sussex has an abundance of high quality slow bowlers but needs Arafat as its main strike bowler, not least following Lewry’s retirement. Sussex is also saying goodbye to spinner Tom Smith, who has been effectively sidelined by the emergence of Rory Hamilton-Brown and Will Beer. Sussex is retaining a squad of players capable of challenging for honours in all competitions next season. However, the lack of young fast bowlers is a worry for the Club. There appears to be no new Jason Lewry or James Kirtley in the wings. Luke Wright has potential, but there is a risk that international call-ups will restrict his development with both bat and ball. Ideally, he should have a further season at Hove so he can learn to score big hundreds and many of them, as well as honing his bowling skills beyond raw pace. A final word on Jason Lewry. He has been one of the key components in Sussex’s success over the last decade. Part of his legacy should be to inspire young players, cast in his mould, characterised by hard work and a love of the game.

YOUR WEEKLY TV GUIDE

Telly Talk With Victoria Nangle

Soap’s psycho success Coronation Street, ITV1 Thursday, Friday & Monday

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previously employed at a small hotel with a bad-tempered proprietor in Torquay. Norris – you know who you are! After enduring all of this, and much more, you’d think the great and the beautiful of Corrie would consider there could be some credibility to Maria’s wailing and accusations. If just a tenth of what that lot have endured in the last five years happened round our way, the Neighbourhood Watch would be rampant with paranoia. However, they just thought she was a nutter. Fair as. So now, having been convinced that she was being a nutter, Maria is all set to marry the orchestrator of her husband’s death. The Greek tragedy of it all. But with Carla now back on the scene – she fled in disgust when Tony confessed all – and Tony over-sharing with Roy from what he supposed was death’s door, this is about to blow up in spectacular style. It’s worth saying well done to the writers for keeping us interested all the way through this incredibly long tale. No Heather’s-babydaddytedium here, thank you very much. ‘StEnders, take note. Now, what’ll Roy do next? Will Tony continue his reign of terror? He’s already considered doing in former love of his life Carla – what’s one more dead cafe-owner between psychos? Tony’s off soon, but will it be in handcuffs or a casket? Place your bets now.


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tuesday 3 Nature Shock: Death Fog Five, 8pm Despite a title which sounds like a marketing ploy for Stephen King’s latest offering, this documentary is a study of a freak occurrence from 1986. Nearly 2,000 people died at a lake in Cameroon from what was initially thought to be an underwater eruption. What was it, and how can we stop it happening again?

Black Widow Granny? BBC1, 10.35pm In 2008, after 22 years of chasing, Al Gentry got his wish. Betty Neumar was arrested for the murder of his brother Harold, who was Betty’s husband in 1986. It was only upon her arrest that it became apparent that Harold wasn’t Betty’s only husband to have died in suspicious circumstances. Chilling.

Veronica Mars E4, 4pm Before she was in Heroes, before she was the voice of Gossip Girl, and before she looked too old to play a teenager, Kristen Bell was Veronica Mars – the plucky teenage sleuth. Not a 20-something with a perky haircut and an amazing skin regime. Of course not. The latest in guilty pleasure watching.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Real Rescues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Build Or Not To Build 11.30 Car Booty 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Mister Maker 3.25 Uncle Max 3.35 Eliot Kid 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Raven 4.35 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Dani’s House 8.30 Tommy Zoom 8.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 9.00 Timmy Time 9.10 Chuggington 9.25 Numberjacks 9.40 Tweenies 10.00 Ethelbert The Tiger 10.05 Charlie And Lola 10.20 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Pingu 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 All Saints 1.45 Open House 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman introduces all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness Ray Mears takes an epic adventure into Canada’s unforgiving, yet stunning wilderness. 8.00 James May’s Toy Stories James tries to make a garden entirely out of Plasticine and then enter it at the Chelsea Flower Show. He persuades members of the British public to help make the thousands of Plasticine flowers he needs. Don’t eat the stuff though. Very bad. 9.00 Horizon: Who’s Afraid Of A Big Black Hole? Black Holes are one of the most destructive forces in the universe, capable of tearing a planet apart and swallowing an entire star. Yet scientists now believe black holes could hold the key to answering the ultimate question – what was there before the Big Bang? 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Jools Holland is joined by Jay-Z, the Foo Fighters, Norah Jones, Sting, Stornaway and Erik Mongrain. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Culture Show Lauren Laverne presents from the Glasgow School of Art. 12.20am BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Golden Balls

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Advertising Uncut 10.00 Tricky Business Two 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway 11.30 Self Portrait UK 14-19 11.35 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: Fame Lab 12.35 FILM: The Black Tent (1957) 2.20 Last Voices Of World War I 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 SPL Round-Up 10.00 Football League: Championship 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30pm Netbusters 1.00 Football League: Championship 2.30 SPL Round-Up 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.00 Football League: Championship 5.30 Football Asia 6.00 Hyundai A League 6.30 Revista De La Liga 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 Poker Million 12.00am Football Asia 12.30 Champions League Goals 1.30 Revista De La Liga 2.30 Hyundai A League

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity’s pleased that her flirting is affecting Cain. Of course it’s affecting him, if he was any more testosterone he’d be blimmin He-Man in a bad mood! 7.30 Grimefighters Series following the work of Britain’s clean-up teams. 8.00 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Ten hopeful contestants compete in a bid for a place in the hotseat opposite Chris Tarrant and the chance to walk away with the top prize. If you won, would you take it all out in tenners and have a money bath? Would ya? 9.00 7 Days On The Breadline Last in a three-part series that follows four celebrities as they each take on a challenging role on a Leeds council estate. The famous four are all beginning to realise that seven days is not enough to change people’s lives. Unless you’re Craig David. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Dishing The Dirt Rebecca Wilcox and Phil Vickery present the series which takes a critical look at Britain’s food industry, using undercover footage and expert interviews. 11.35 In Plain Sight Drama. 12.30am Guinness Premiership Rugby 1.20 Loose Women 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Rhys is worried that he’s lost his mojo after hearing some home truths from Sasha. Go girl! 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 How To Look Good Naked Gok Wan catches up with Kelly Chamberlain, whose self-esteem had been shattered due to breast cancer. 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s F Word Chef Gordon Ramsay presents the fast-paced food magazine show celebrating the very best of Britain’s independent local restaurants. In this show, two Italian restaurants go head to head and Gordon finds himself facing Katie Price in the kitchen. 10.00 Bleach, Nip, Tuck: The White Beauty Myth Documentary examining the emerging trend for deracialisation surgery. Exploring how westernisation surgery is thriving across the globe, from double eyelid and ‘face smashing’ surgery in South Korea, to nose jobs in Pakistan. 11.00 Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind 2 Derren Brown travels around the country demonstrating his unique powers. The last of the series. 11.35 The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Reality series. 12.35am Full Tilt Late Night Poker 1.40 FIA GT Championship 2.05 Superbike World Championship 2009 2.35 Gillette World 3.05 Freesports On 4 (x2) 4.00 We Are From... (x8)

6.00 – 8.00am Chidlren’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.05 Family! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 Diet Doctors: Inside & Out 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Floyd Around The Med 1.15 Cooking The Books 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Property List: Top Spots 3.00 Zoo Days 3.10 FILM: Talking To Heaven (2002) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A death threat hangs over Hugo. Xavier is taken to hospital. Gina faces an emotional rollercoaster. Stress! 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh. 7.30 Monkey Life Series following the residents of Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. 8.00 Nature Shock: Death Fog See highlights. 9.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. The CSIs are called to the scene when chef Megan Hamilton is stabbed in her apartment. During the course of the investigation, the team uncovers a series of robberies. 10.00 CSI: NY Crime drama series. A Native American chief is shot on a train, but the team soon realises that the cause of death is more complicated than it first appears. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Grissom finds it difficult to control his emotions when he investigates the alleged kidnapping of a baby from a wealthy Las Vegas family, especially when the evidence begins to point to various family members. 12.00am The FBI Files 12.55 SuperCasino 3.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.55 Ironman Triathlon 4.45 Boxing Classic 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home & Away

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Archie runs with Janine’s plan to set light to the Vic, but suggests they pin it on someone else. They’re a lovely pair. 8.00 Holby City Drama series about life on the wards of Holby City Hospital. Judith tries to ignore problems at home, but eventually has to open up to Mark. It is Maria’s first day back following the hit and run, and she is desperate to prove herself to Judith, but Donna tries to insist that she should be taking it easy. 9.00 Around The World In 80 Days In a re-enactment of Jules Verne’s literary odyssey to raise money for 2009’s Children in Need, presenters Bill Turnbull and Louise Minchin race across a quarter of the globe. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Black Widow Granny? See highlights. 11.30 Film 2009 With Jonathan Ross Jim Carrey, Bob Hoskins and Colin Firth head the cast as Dickens’ Victorian classic meets 21st century technology in A Christmas Carol 3D. 12.00am The Graham Norton Show 12.45 Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.20 Saving Britain’s Past 1.50 Jimmy’s Food Factory 2.20 MasterChef The Professionals

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 British Young Carp Angling Championship 9.00 Golf: Mallorca Skins Game 2009 10.00 Poker: Bounty Stars Of Poker 12.00pm International Cricket 2.00 Athletics - Great Run Series 2.30 Poker: Bounty Stars Of Poker 4.30 NFL - Total Access 5.30 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 6.30 Golf: HSBC Champions Preview 7.00 LIVE: Football: UEFA Champions League 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 Revista De La Liga 12.00am Ladies Euro Tour Golf 1.00 European Challenge Tour 2.00 Golf: HSBC Champions Preview

Sky Sports 3 7.00am International Cricket 9.00 Showjumping 10.00 Athletics – Great Run Series 10.30 Formula Kart Stars 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm British Young Carp Angling Championship 1.00 Showjumping 2.00 Powder Adventures 2.30 Wild Spirits 3.00 British Young Carp Angling Championship 4.00 Showjumping 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 Mountain Biking 8.00 Supercross 9.00 European Challenge Tour 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 NFL – Total Access 12.00am Mountain Biking 1.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 2.00 NFL Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Britain’s Really Disgusting Food: Meat 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Don’t Tell The Bride 1.15 Don’t Get Screwed

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Tales From The Green Valley 8.00 Life 9.00 The Last Days Of The Liners 10.00 It’s Only A Theory 10.30 FILM: Romanzo Criminale (2005) 12.55am Blues At The BBC 1.55 It’s Only A Theory 2.25 The Last Days Of The Liners 3.25 It’s Only A Theory

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Gossip Girl 8.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 9.00 Dannii Minogue Uncut: Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 10.30 FILM: Ocean’s Twelve (2004) 12.55am Emmerdale 1.25 American Princess

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Darling Buds Of May 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Lawless (x2) 12.55am Wycliffe 1.50 Cracker 2.50 Drama Trails 3.00 Teleshopping

2.05pm Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars. See highlights. 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Ugly Betty 10.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny 11.00 Samantha Who? 11.30 RuPaul’s Drag Race 12.30am Rick And Steve

3.00pm A Place In The Sun 4.00 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 The Home Show 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 True Stories: Sweethearts Of The Prison Rodeo 12.00am Location, Location, Location

11.00am The Spy In Black (1939) 12.40pm The Cheaters (1945) 2.25 Only Yesterday (1991) 4.50 Retreat, Hell (1952) 6.50 In Good Company (2004) 9.00 Men Of Honor (2000) 11.25 Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 1.25am Talk To Her (2002) 3.40 Close


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wednesday 4 Spooks BBC1, 9pm The high-octane, quality homemade BBC spy drama is back, grabbing you by the throat from the off and keeping you glued to the edge of the sofa. Harry’s been kidnapped, which we already knew, but someone’s released a video of him being killed. No! Is it authentic? Who is doing the killing? Welcome back.

Never Mind The Buzzcocks BBC2, 10pm It’s a smashing line-up of the anarchic music quiz show. Playing guest host is Claudia Winkleman, taking a break from her Strictly duties, with Spinal Tap original Harry Shearer, pop sensation of the moment Little Boots, firm favourite Jamelia and award-nominated musical comic Tom Basden. Set the video.

It’s Only A Theory BBC4, 10.25pm If there’s one thing you can be sure of when it comes to comedians, they’ve got opinions. Loads. And hosts Andy Hamilton and Reg D Hunter are no exception as various clever bods put forward their theories about the world and everything in it. Joining them this week is broadcaster Martha Kearney.

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Dani’s House 8.30 Tommy Zoom 8.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 9.00 Timmy Time 9.10 Chuggington 9.25 Numberjacks 9.40 Tweenies 10.00 Ethelbert The Tiger 10.05 Charlie And Lola 10.20 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Pingu 11.05 The Flintstones 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Working Lunch 2.00 Open House 2.30 Animal Park: Wild In Africa 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia takes a peek into the training rooms to find out how the couples are shaping up for the weekend. Oblong. That’d be fun. 7.00 Coast A journey around the British Isles. Beginning at the famous Oyster Festival in Whitstable. 8.00 Natural World Wildlife documentary. A tale of life on the Zambezi River, set against the epic backdrop of Victoria Falls. The story is told from the point of view of a local fisherman, Mr White, who has fished these waters for 69 years. 8.50 Badlands Raging Bulls Nature documentary series. 9.00 Andrew Marr’s The Making Of Modern Britain Second film in Andrew Marr’s epic series charting the events that shaped Britain. Britain basks in the heat of a long Edwardian summer, but tension and violence is never far below the surface. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 Alan Whicker’s Journey Of A Lifetime Alan Whicker travels the world on a journey reflecting his varied career. 12.20am An Island Parish 12.50 BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Golden Balls

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Advertising Uncut 10.00 Tricky Business Two 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway 11.30 Self Portrait UK 14-19 11.35 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: FameLab 12.35 Supporting Acts 12.45 FILM: The Mouse On The Moon (1963) 2.20 Last Voices Of World War I 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The students are surprised when Rhys emerges from Hayley’s bedroom. Hannah finds herself in too deep with Anita. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot Liberal Democrat MPs Nick Clegg and Sarah Teather champion their party’s cause. 8.00 Ruth Watson’s Hotel Rescue Michael Chittenden and his partner Tammy plan to renovate Clacton-onSea’s famous Victorian hotel The Royal. But rather than a classic, tasteful renovation, they will create themed rooms unless Ruth can convince them otherwise. 9.00 The Family Eight-part observational series documenting family life, as a British Indian family opens its doors to viewers. 10.00 True Blood Fantasy adventure. Bill tells the Descendents of the Glorious Dead about the Civil War. 11.15 Generation Kill Drama series set in the Iraq War. First Recon are ordered to cross a bridge with the help of Iraqi citizens, but are ambushed. 12.40am Snowbombing 2009 Rocked By Xbox 1.10 Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Beyonce 2.15 This Week’s 4Music Top 20 4.10 3 Minute Wonder 4.15 One Minute Past Midnight 4.30 St Elsewhere 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.05 Family! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 Diet Doctors: Inside & Out 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Floyd Around The Med 1.15 Cooking The Books 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Property List: Top Spots 3.00 Zoo Days 3.10 FILM: Mystery Woman: Snapshot (2005) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Hyundai A League 12.00pm Champions League Goals 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Hyundai A League 3.00 Champions League Goals 4.00 Hyundai A League 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 NFL 6.00 Total Rugby 6.30 European Tour Weekly 7.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 10.30 Ford Football Special 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Haye V Valuev Countdown 1.30 Ford Football Special

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Jimmy’s Food Factory Jimmy Doherty attempts to make his own reduced fat spread, unearths some of the imperfect wrinkly eggs that do not make the grade and discovers how bacteria are used to turn milk into Red Leicester cheese. 8.00 Waterloo Road Drama series set in a secondary school. Bolton finds himself with no one to turn to when ex John Fosters pupil Amy accuses him of attempted rape. The James sisters face the funeral of their murdered father. 9.00 Spooks See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery draws with guests Bon Jovi. Livin’ On A Player eh? More like livin’ on a million. Yup. 10.45 FILM: Interview With The Vampire (1994) Starring Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Slater, Kirsten Dunst, Stephen Rea. Gothic horror story based on Anne Rice’s novel about a 200-year-old vampire who decides to tell his life story to an increasingly beguiled journalist. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: Gandhi 1.50 Antiques Roadshow 2.50 Country Tracks 3.45 MasterChef The Professionals 4.30 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Doug is shocked as Leyla reveals the full extent of her deception - but can she tell David? Sally is irritated as her plan backfires and Ashley and Laurel grow closer. Charity ramps up her seduction of Cain. Sounds like a pressure cooker ready to cause a big mess. Hmm. 7.30 UEFA Champions League: Lyon V Liverpool Liverpool’s poor start to the season at home and in Europe has given their fans much cause for concern. Lyon were the victors two weeks ago at Anfield, so Rafa Benitez’s team must win today’s match in France if they are to have any chance of progressing in Europe. Steve Rider presents live from Lyon with former French star Marcel Desailly. Commentary from Clive Tyldesley. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League Gabriele Marcotti and Robbie Earle join Jim Rosenthal to review all the week’s action from the UEFA Champions League. It’s a bit of a football cra-azy night. 12.00am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 12.50 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.45 Loose Women 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 I’m Paid More Than The PM: Tonight 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 Home And Away Miles reveals that Kirsty is pregnant. Hopefully she’s a bit happier about it now. 6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series following the work of the emergency services in the Highlands of Scotland. 8.00 Britain’s Best Brain Quiz show with Zoe Ball and Jamie Theakston. 9.00 FILM: Maid In Manhattan (2002) Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci, Tyler Posey and Frances Conroy. Romantic comedy about a Bronx chambermaid who finds herself romantically involved with a millionaire businessman after a case of mistaken identity. The smitten maid is reluctant to correct his error – but how long will it be before he discovers the truth? Story rings a bell. Just got a feeling ugly sisters should be involved. Can’t place why. 11.10 Simon Cowell: Where Did It All Go Right? Documentary exploring the extraordinary success of Simon Cowell, the multimillionaire producer who has changed the face of TV around the world and engineered numerous hits in the music industry. 12.10am PartyPoker.com World Open V 1.35 SuperCasino 3.00 2009 Summer X Games 3.50 V8 Supercars 4.35 IndyCar 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Hyundai A League 8.30 Golf: HSBC Champions Preview 9.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 10.00 Poker Million 12.00pm Supercross 1.00 Ladies Euro Tour Golf 2.00 European Challenge Tour 3.00 Poker Million 5.00 LIVE Football: UEFA Champions League (x2) 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 11.30 NFL – Total Access 12.30am European Tour Weekly 1.00 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 3 8.00am Mountain Biking 9.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 10.00 European Challenge Tour 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 Pool: World Pool Masters 2.00 Powder Adventures 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Mountain Biking 4.00 Supercross 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Summer Speed Motor Sport 8.00 Tenpin Bowling 9.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 9.30 European Tour Weekly 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Tenpin Bowling 12.00am Summer Speed Motor Sport 1.00 Asian Tour Weekly 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Noughties... Was That It? 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Spooks 1.15 The Noughties... Was That It? 3.45 Don’t Tell The Bride 4.45 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Last Days Of The Liners 8.30 Art Deco Icons 9.00 Culture Fix 10.00 Flight Of The Conchords 10.25 It’s Only A Theory. See highlights. 10.55 Wallander 12.20am Blues Britannia: Can Blue Men Play The Whites? 1.50 Art Deco Icons 2.20 Culture Fix 3.20 Art Deco Icons

1.00pm Airline USA 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 7.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 Trinity 10.00 FILM: What Women Want (2000) 12.40am Hell’s Kitchen USA 1.40 Emmerdale

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Darling Buds Of May 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Prime Suspect 5 12.10am Wycliffe 1.10 Cane 2.00 The Wonder Years (x2) 2.50 Drama Trails

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.00 FILM: The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) 11.10 School Of Comedy 11.40 Fonejacker 12.10am Scrubs

2.30pm The Coach Trip 3.00 A Place In The Sun 4.00 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 The Home Show 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Gerry’s Big Decision 11.05 Saving Grace 12.05am Time Team 1.10 Gerry’s Big Decision

11.00am Intrigue (1947) 12.45pm Storm Over The Nile (1955) 2.55 Three Came Home (1950) 5.05 Crash Dive (1943) 7.10 Baby’s Day Out (1994) 9.00 Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 11.00 Fever Pitch (1996) 1.00am Whisky (2004)


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thursday 5 Defying Gravity BBC2, 9pm Does anyone else think the male lead in this would make a remarkable Thunderbird puppet? Hmm. Anyway, the crew of the Antares face their first major crisis – the others were just little hiccups of crew members almost dying. This time the ship starts to inexplicably shut its systems down. We need those systems!

The Schoolboy That Sailed The World Channel 4, 9pm At 16, many boys’ ambitions would probably stretch to a spot of sex, drugs and brightly coloured booze. Not so with Michael Perham, who’s hoping to be the youngest person to circumnavigate the globe solo. On board cameras track his trials and tribulations. No WKD in sight.

Fearne And... Alesha Dixon ITV2, 10pm The last in this series with Fearne Cotton shadowing famous ladies. Pop lady Alesha Dixon comes to Fearne’s attention as she shadows her hectic lifestyle and chats with her about the controversy surrounding her appointment as a Strictly judge. Plus, they discuss Alesha’s failed marriage and tabloid spills from her brother.

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6.00 – 8.00am Chidlren’s television 8.00 Dani’s House 8.30 Tommy Zoom 8.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 9.00 Timmy Time 9.10 Chuggington 9.25 Numberjacks 9.40 Tweenies 10.00 Ethelbert The Tiger 10.05 Charlie And Lola 10.20 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Pingu 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 All Saints 1.45 Open House 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 The Culture Show Andrew Graham-Dixon presents from the Ashmolean Museum of Art and Archaeology in Oxford. The world’s first public museum when it opened in 1683, the Ashmolean is about to re-open on after a multi-million pound makeover. 8.00 The Restaurant The Restaurant is back for a third season. Seven couples are left in the competition. Together they must run three leading chain restaurants with simple menus. What can go wrong? Crash! 9.00 Defying Gravity See highlights. 9.45 Wonderland: I Won University Challenge How has life played out for those endowed with the nation’s biggest brains, the previous winners of quiz show University Challenge? It’s a bit of a mish mash to be honest. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 Dragons’ Den: James Caan’s Story Series revealing the lives of the Dragons’ Den dragons. 12.20am BBC News

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Golden Balls

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Advertising Uncut 10.00 Tricky Business Two 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway 11.30 Self Portrait UK 14-19 11.35 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 3 Minute Wonder: FameLab 12.35 3 Minute Wonder: This Is Our Youth 12.40 FILM: Sailor Of The King (1953) 2.20 Last Voices Of World War I 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Cindy is fed up with the lack of attention Tony has been giving her. Nancy is concerned about the budding friendship between Anita and Hannah. A lonely Spencer has a bad experience with a firework. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 The Political Slot Michael Matheson, MSP for Falkirk West, discusses the impact of cheap alcohol on communities. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil and Kirstie are in desirable South-West London, as Kirstie hunts for a house for firefighter James on a budget of £180,000 and Phil helps couple Steve and Eloise find a family home for £330,000. Snowball’s chance on those budgets. 9.00 The Schoolboy That Sailed The World See highlights. 10.40 Without A Trace American drama series. The team investigates the case of a woman who vanished from a veterans’ hospital where she was doing community service work. 11.35 Coming Up: Harvest Series of original dramas from emerging filmmakers. 12.05am 4Music Favourites: Calvin Harris 12.40 Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Eminem 1.45 Teachers 2.40 Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 3.20 Invasion 4.05 St Elsewhere 4.50 Unreported World 5.15 Countdown

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.05 Family! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 How Not To Decorate 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Floyd Around The Med 1.15 Cooking The Books 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Zoo Days 3.05 FILM: Cries In The Dark (2006) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 8.55 LIVE International Cricket 5.30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 The Rugby Club 7.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.30 LIVE: Sky Sports Victory Shield 9.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 11.30 The Rugby Club 12.00am Haye V Valuev Countdown 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 Time Of Our Lives 2.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 3.00 The Rugby Club 4.00 Live European Tour Golf

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders As the bonfire celebrations begin and the Vic is empty, Janine begins to have second thoughts about her wicked plan. Mwah hah hah hah. 8.00 Watchdog Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Anita Rani take on the big names and businesses letting viewers down, with investigations and topical reports. 9.00 New Tricks Drama series about an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. As Brian struggles to control and conceal his desire to drink again, he finds the perfect refuge in a commune at the centre of the team’s investigation into the death of a university student. The case also helps Gerry face up to his relationship with Emily, who has not spoken to him since she discovered the truth about the DNA test at Ricky Hanson’s trial. It’s faa-amily. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Question Time comes from Reading. David Dimbleby chairs. 11.35 This Week A political review. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 Sign Zone: Panorama 12.55 Life 1.55 Countryfile 2.55 MasterChef The Professionals 4.25 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Sparks fly as Sally chooses not to help when Laurel’s life is in danger. 7.30 Countrywise Paul Heiney explores Britain. 8.00 Emmerdale Charity achieves her goal with Cain – but will it backfire? This is Cain. What do you expect? 8.30 Coronation Street Roy is determined to expose Tony as a murderer. Good luck there. 9.00 The Bill Leon is horrified when he responds to a callout at Lily Wright’s flat and finds her 18-monthold baby Chelsea unconscious. Lily insists that Chelsea fell from her highchair – but Leon is sure she is lying and is concerned that her partner Gavin Downey may be involved. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Dannii Minogue Piers Morgan meets X Factor star Dannii Minogue who gives her most revealing interview yet. 11.35 October Road New US drama series. Ten years after leaving his hometown of Knights Ridge, Nick Garrett returns to teach a one-day course at the local college. 12.30am Motorsport UK 1.15 The Cosby Mysteries 2.10 Loose Women 2.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 Home And Away Robertson drives a wedge between Charlie and Angelo. A lemon wedge? Boom! Boom! Leah is asked out on a date. A Charistmas date? Whe-hey! Life becomes complicated for Annie, Jai and Romeo. I’ll get me coat. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh. The programme features a look at the day’s news alongside location reports, celebrity interviews and gossip. 7.30 Europa League Football Live Europa League football action as Everton host Benfica at Goodison Park in this Group I clash. Commentary is provided by Dave Woods. Kick-off is at 20.05. 10.25 FILM: Slow Burn (2005) Starring Ray Liotta, LL Cool J, Jolene Blalock, Mekhi Phifer, Taye Diggs and Chiwetel Ejiofor. Crime thriller. A district attorney finds his campaign to become mayor is derailed when his assistant and lover is charged with murder. The woman claims she was assaulted by the victim, only for a witness to come forward with evidence that contradicts her story. Quite a pickle. 12.10am SuperCasino 4.00 NFL Replay 4.45 Wildlife SOS 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 11.30 Champions League Goals 12.30pm Haye V Valuev Countdown 1.00 Ford Football Special 2.00 Euro Tour Golf 6.00 Powder Adventures 6.30 The Dogs 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 NFL - Total Access 12.00am International Cricket 2.00 Golf Night 4.00 Barclays Premier League World 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Tenpin Bowling 9.00 Summer Speed Motor Sport 10.00 Total Rugby 10.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.00pm ATP Tour Uncovered 3.30 Champions League Goals 4.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 5.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 9.00 Golf Night 11.00 WWE Late Night Raw 1.00am Extreme Championship Wrestling 2.00 Sky Sports Victory Shield 4.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 4.30 The Dogs 5.30 Close

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1.00pm Project Runway 2.00 Bones 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle 4.30 Futurama (x2) 5.30 New Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Michael Jackson’s Private Home Movies 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Bones 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 1.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential 8.00 Bizarre ER 8.30 Bizarre Animal ER 9.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 The World’s Strictest Parents 12.45am Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Art Deco Icons 8.00 Glamour’s Golden Age 9.00 The History Of Christianity 10.00 Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story 11.30 The Thick Of It 12.00am The Armstrong And Miller Show 12.30 The History Of Christianity 1.30 The Sky At Night 2.00 Glamour’s Golden Age

5.15pm Judge Judy (x3) 6.45 Beat The Star 8.00 Paris Hilton’s American Best Friend Forever 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 Fearne And... Alesha Dixon. See highlights. 11.00 Coronation Street 11.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 12.00am FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 2.05 Emmerdale (x2)

2.05pm The Darling Buds Of May 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May 8.00 Live The Dream... As Seen On Screen 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Prime Suspect 5 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 Live The Dream... As Seen On Screen

2.35pm Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Scrubs (x2) 10.00 School Of Comedy 10.30 The Inbetweeners 11.05 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.40 King Of The Hill 12.10am Scrubs

4.00pm How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 The Home Show 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Embarrassing Illnesses (x2) 10.00 Hung 10.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm 11.20 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.00am Embarrassing Illnesses (x2)

11.00am Me You Them (2000) 1.05pm Millions Like Us (1943) 3.05 Operation Amsterdam (1959) 5.10 Doctor In Distress (1963) 7.10 The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) 9.00 World Trade Center (2006) 11.25 The Watcher (2000) 1.15am Bombon, El Perro (2004)


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friday 6 Comedy Showcase Channel 4, 10pm Channel 4 likes to invest in new comedy, with E4’s School Of Comedy and their sponsorship of the Udderbelly venue. And these original one-off pilots are not going to miss out on that sugar. This, the first in a new batch, is from the creative writing team behind Green Wing, moving to a uni campus this time. Cool.

Law And Order: SVU Five, 11pm The multi-award winning cop drama focusing on the Special Victims Unit in New York continues to keep up the quality. When a doctor attempts to falsify a paternity test naming him as the father of a murdered infant, he exposes a much bigger horror and prompts his own murder. Good thing we’ve got good cops.

Film: The Descent More4, 12.55am With the sequel primed to be released in cinemas any moment now, you may want to catch up on this original scary flick about a group of lady pot-holers who find they are trapped underground with feral creatures out to ‘take back the dark’ to the scary side. Check out the darker Brit ending the Yanks couldn’t stomach.

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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Tommy Zoom 8.40 Pinky Dinky Doo 9.00 Timmy Time 9.10 Chuggington 9.25 Numberjacks 9.40 Tweenies 10.00 Ethelbert The Tiger 10.05 Charlie And Lola 10.20 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Pingu 11.10 The Flintstones 11.35 The Flintstones 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 All Saints 1.45 Open House 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia breaks into rehearsals and the Friday Panel looks forward to the weekend. 7.00 Andrew Marr’s The Making Of Modern Britain Second film in Andrew Marr’s epic six-part series charting the events that shaped Britain. Repeat of Wednesday’s show. 8.00 Mastermind Subjects are Richard III, the life and times of Morihei Ueshiba, the Chartist movement, and the life and work of Edouard Manet. Natch. 8.30 Autumnwatch UK wildlife series. Chris and Kate are in the Lake District to witness a British wood at its seasonal best – a colourful and spectacular sight. 9.30 Autumnwatch Unsprung Hosted by Martin Hughes-Games. 10.00 Gardeners’ World Garden designer Joe Swift pays a return visit to Birmingham couple Mark Amphlett and Suzanne Raynor, to find out if the garden he helped them design and build has grown into the space they always wanted. 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 Newsnight Review Round table arts and culture discussion programme, with Kirsty Wark. 11.35 Later... With Jools Holland Extended repeat of Tuesday’s show. 12.40am Medium (x2) 2.00 FILM: The Sorcerers (1967)

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Golden Balls

6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 Advertising Uncut 10.00 Tricky Business Two 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway 11.30 Self Portrait UK 14-19 11.35 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Supporting Acts 12.50 FILM: Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956) 2.20 Last Voices Of World War I 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show

6.00 – 8.00am Chidlren’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.05 Family! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 How Not To Decorate 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Floyd Around The Med 1.15 Cooking The Books 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Property List: Top Spots 3.05 FILM: Ice Dreams (2009) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A cunning Sally spikes Laurel’s drinks – and ruins her anniversary night. Boo! 7.30 Coronation Street Will Roy call the police and tell them about Tony? Has he still not done it? Talk about beating about the bush. 8.00 Could The Internet Make You Rich: Tonight Could the internet be your route to making a fortune? Jonathan Maitland meets the entrepreneurs who are using the latest technology to forge new careers and create new opportunities. 8.30 Coronation Street Joe proposes to Gail! Say what? 9.00 Benidorm With special guest star Keith Barron. Practical joker Wink McAndrew, an old friend of Donald’s, checks in – but Jacqueline is concerned for the consequences. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Witches Of Eastwick (1987) Starring Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer, Veronica Cartwright and Richard Jenkins. Offbeat comedy in which three frustrated female divorcees living in a quiet town wish for the perfect man to enter their lives. A truly entertaining cautionary tale, with a devilish glint of fun. 12.50am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.35 FILM: Double Bill (2003) 3.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui discovers that the photos for which she posed in London are to be featured in a men’s mag. London’s a dangerous city. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 Unreported World Foreign affairs documentary series. Reporter Ramita Navai and director Julie Noon head to the troubled Sudanese capital of Darfur and uncover a disturbing new trend of women and children being directly targeted. 8.00 Jamie’s American Road Trip Jamie hunts alligators and cooks gumbo in Louisiana. Yum! 9.00 Peter Kay: Raider Of The Pop Charts The story behind the video of Peter Kay’s 2005 chart-topping charity pop song, ‘Is This the Way to Amarillo?’ Sounds familiar. 10.00 Comedy Showcase See highlights. 10.40 The IT Crowd Sitcom. Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground; Jen has to deal with a builder from Hell; Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians. 11.15 True Blood Fantasy adventure. Repeat of Wenesday’s episode. 12.30am 4 Music: 4Music Favourites: Snow Patrol 12.55 4 Music: 4Play: Athlete 1.15 Friends (x2) 2.20 FILM: Bamako (2006) 4.20 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Robertson makes a breakthrough in Grant’s murder case. Yay! 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright, Melinda Messenger and Kate Walsh. 7.30 The What In The World? Quiz Marcus Brigstocke presents the comedy panel show with Lee Hurst and Dominic Holland. Another one. 8.00 Brighton Beach Patrol Documentary series. The bombdisposal team is called to the seafront when a suspect package is washed ashore. 9.00 NCIS US drama series. Tony’s undercover mission comes to an end when his car is blown up – seemingly with him inside it. Elsewhere, Jenny Shepard comes face to face with her arch enemy, La Grenouille. Right, The Frog. That’s so scary. 10.00 FlashForward Sci-fi drama about a mysterious event that causes the population of the entire world to black out simultaneously. Mark, Demetri and Wedeck try to find a connection between Janis’s attack and a separate assault. Repeat of Monday’s show. 11.00 Law And Order: SVU See highlights. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Great Ocean Adventures: The Giant Sunfish 4.45 Wildlife SOS 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 Barclays Premier League World 8.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 9.00 International Cricket 11.00 Sky Sports Victory Shield 1.00pm European Tour Golf 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 Football League Weekend 7.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 10.00 LIVE Friday Fight Night 12.00am Football League: Championship 1.30 Football League Weekend 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 EastEnders Archie and Peggy meet in the burning Vic on a night they will never, ever forget. Take That not included. 8.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts the light-hearted sports quiz. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Ross Noble and Robert Peston. 9.30 The Armstrong And Miller Show Sketch show starring Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Jonathan Ross is joined by deadpan Jimmy Carr, and big-hitting Serena Williams. Plus, an exclusive interview from Robbie Williams. 11.35 National Lottery EuroMillions Draw The Euromillions results presented by Kelle Bryan. Want. 11.40 FILM: Venom (2005) Starring Agnes Bruckner, Jonathan Jackson. Horror. A possessed local hunts a group of teenagers. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Around The World In 80 Days 2.05 Lost Land Of The Volcano 3.05 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 The Rugby Club 10.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 10.30 The Dogs 11.00 The Rugby Club 12.00pm International Cricket 2.00 Haye V Valuev Countdown 2.30 Sky Sports Victory Shield 4.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Tight Lines 7.00 LIVE Rugby Union 9.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 10.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 10.30 Football League Weekend 11.30 NFL – Total Access 12.30am Rugby Union 2.00 Friday Fight Night 4.00 Football League: Championship 5.30 Gillette World Sport

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 Race World 11.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.00pm Trans World Sport 4.00 Powder Adventures 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 9.00 Tight Lines 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Golf Night 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 Rugby Union 5.30 Powder Adventures

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3.00pm Cold Case 4.00 Malcolm In The Middle 4.30 Futurama (x2) 5.30 New Oops TV 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Michael Jackson’s Private Home Movies (x4) 9.00 Michael Jackson: The Search For His Spirit 10.00 Michael Jackson: The Live Seance 11.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop III (1993) 1.05am Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Merlin 8.45 Merlin: Secrets And Magic 9.00 Spooks 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.35 Family Guy (X2) 12.15am Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (X2) 1.15 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.45 Don’t Get Screwed 2.15 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Toscanini In His Own Words 8.30 Booker T At Cambridge Folk Festival 9.00 Fleetwood Mac Don’t Stop 10.00 Rock Family Trees 10.50 Eric Clapton And Steve Winwood Live At Madison Square Garden 11.50 Spiral II 12.45am Peter Green: Man Of The World

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Judge Judy (x2) 6.15 The X Factor (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Island (2005) 11.50 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 12.50am Coronation Street (x2) 1.50 Emmerdale 2.20 Ladette To Lady 3.10 Teleshopping 3.40 The Montel Williams Show

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Darling Buds Of May 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Rebecca 11.10 FILM: Murder By Numbers (2001) 1.25am Agatha Christie’s Poirot

1.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05 Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Supernanny 10.00 Wife Swap 11.10 FILM: Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987) 12.55am Scrubs (x2)

5.05pm The Home Show 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Bear Grylls And Will Ferrell: Born Survivors 10.00 FILM: The Descent (2005) 11.55 Bear Grylls And Will Ferrell: Born Survivors 12.55am FILM: The Descent (2005). See highlights.

11.00am Cheaper By The Dozen (1950) 12.45pm The Tall Men (1955) 3.05 The Fly (1958) 4.55 That Riviera Touch (1966) 6.50 Bride And Prejudice (2004) 9.00 Underworld (2003) 11.15 Underworld: Evolution (2006) 1.15am Hud (1963)


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saturday 7 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.25pm With nine remaining couples, you can be sure of both the graceful movers and the clumping have-agoes still being involved here, as well as one or two lurchingly progressing dancers otherwise known as the ‘dark horses’ of the competition. It’s all to play for, and personally calculate if you could have ‘em at the Tango.

The X Factor ITV1, 8pm Whatever you may think of Louis’ sniping, Simon’s smarm, Cheryl’s ‘babe’ wardrobe or Dannii’s ever heightening hair, this is must-see telly. Those twins. John and Edward are the last group Louis’ got and Simon’s threatened to leave the country if they win the whole shebang. Is it worth a phone vote just for that? Hmm.

Rosemary And Thyme ITV3, 7pm What do you get when you cross a divorced retired police lady type and a redundant horticulture university lecturer? A pair of rather lovely gardening fans who are also amateur sleuths. As if you didn’t know. Don’t dismiss this as tea-time detecting, it’s really rather fun. There’s even prisoners weeding and a murder.

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Gimme A Break 8.30 TMi 10.00 My Almost Famous Family 10.30 Ed And Oucho’s Excellent Inventions 11.00 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 11.30 Animals At Work 12.00pm The Cut 12.25 The Season 12.55 The 5.19 Show 1.10 Chartjackers 1.15 Kyle XY 2.00 FILM: Dragonslayer (1981) 3.40 The Sky At Night 4.00 Autumnwatch 5.00 Rugby Union Live – Wales V New Zealand

6.00am GMTV 9.25 Horrid Henry 9.40 Scratch ‘n’ Sniff’s Den Of Doom 10.10 Art Attack 10.35 Tricky Quickies 10.40 FILM: Charlotte’s Web 2: Wilbur’s Great Adventure (2003) 12.15pm ITV News And Weather 12.20 FA Cup Live: Paulton Rovers V Norwich 2.50 Athletes Do The Funniest Things 3.50 Meridian News And Weather 4.05 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 5.15 ITV News And Weather 5.30 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Gillette World Sport 7.30 World Superbikes 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.30 Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Beyonce 10.35 Friends 11.05 Hollyoaks Music Show 11.40 P. Diddy’s Starmaker 12.40pm Scrubs 1.10 Red Bull Rivals 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 The TV Show 4.30 Jamie At Home 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 The Milky And Shake Show 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.40 Harry And His Bucket Full Of Dinosaurs 8.55 Olivia 9.10 Little Princess 9.28 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 NFLUK 11.00 The Gadget Show 12.00pm Megastructures 1.00 FILM: What The Deaf Man Heard (1997) 3.00 FILM: Silverado (1985) 5.30 Five News 5.40 FILM: Operation Daybreak (1975)

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Gillette Soccer Saturday 12.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.30 LIVE International Rugby League 7.55 Haye V Valuev Countdown 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice (x3) 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf

6.25 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 8.15 The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery results presented by Scott Mills with special guest Michael Bolton. Sans mullet. But will he ever be in our minds? 8.25 Casualty Medical drama series. Jordan returns to the ED, Alistair’s obsession with Polly reaches a climax, and Ruth struggles to hold it together. Can she use double-sided sticky tape? 9.15 Festival Of Remembrance The Royal British Legion’s Festival of Remembrance pays tribute to all victims of war and conflict in the presence of HM The Queen and members of the Royal Family. Jamie Cullum and Faryl Smith perform alongside the Massed Bands of the Household Division, the band of HM Royal Marines and the band of the Royal Air Force and Salon Orchestra. The service includes a lesson read by HRH The Princess Royal and the traditional two minute silence as thousands poppy petals fall in the Royal Albert Hall. 10.50 BBC News 11.05 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights from the Premier League. 12.05am The Football League Show 12.55 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 BBC News

7.35 Porridge Sitcom set in Slade prison. Fletch has to help Godber out after he gets involved in a fight a week before his parole board hearing. 8.05 The Secret Life Of The Berlin Wall Berlin is a place that is indispensable to the imagination, a city where history ticks all the boxes. Here are those boxes, for you. 9.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You The extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Kirsty Young and guest panellists Ross Noble and Robert Peston. 10.15 The Thick Of It Satirical political sitcom. Nicola Murray is stuck in an Eastbourne hotel bedroom with nothing but a laptop, a printer and a tiny kettle while she and Olly try to finish her speech for the annual party conference. It’s not going well. But Glenn has brought in his secret weapon - Julie Price, tragic widow, people’s champion and regional photo opportunity. Is this the breakthrough they need, or the start of a tug-ofJulie with Malcolm Tucker? 10.45 Never Mind The Buzzcocks More musical tomfoolery. 11.20 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 12.20am FILM: The Merchant Of Venice (2004) 2.20 FILM: Three Seasons (1999)

7.00 New You’ve Been Framed! Today’s episode features a dog versus crocodile showdown, as well as a golf kart Grand Prix and a host of practical jokes. Harry Hill’s commentary makes it all a little less staged. 7.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry Hill is back for another batch of topdrawer skits, clips and quips based on the best of the week’s TV. Who will fight? 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Ronnie Corbett Comedy legend Ronnie Corbett tells the story of his incredible 50 years in show business to Piers Morgan. From the tragic death of his comedy partner Ronnie Barker to the reason why he has not been able to tell his wife he loves her, this is a fascinating and revealing interview with one of Britain’s best loved entertainers. 10.35 ITV News; Weather 10.50 FA Cup Highlights The FA Cup first round always produces shocks and heroes, as non-league teams seek to upset opponents from Leagues One and Two. Ned Boulting and Robbie Earle analyse the day’s action, including Stourbridge v Walsall and Bromley v Colchester. 12.20am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.10 FILM: DC Sniper: 23 Days Of Fear (2003) 2.40 Crossing Jordan 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. It’s the third night in Cambridge and househusband Phil Webb hopes to impress his guests with a menu of pork from his very own pigs. Tasty Perky? Ugh. 6.30 Come Dine With Me Germanborn Simone Brenais hopes to impress her guests with a six-course meal which takes in the world’s cuisines, from a German apertif to a Chinese noodle dish. Full up. Huff. 7.00 Come Dine With Me The final night in Cambridge sees ex-nightclub singer Carolyn entertain her guests with salsa dancing and a menu she describes as ‘a fiesta of colour and taste.’ Dangerous – but winning? 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Day Of The Kamikaze Documentary about the first mass suicide attack carried out by Japanese kamikazes on the US Third Fleet on 25th November 1944. 9.30 FILM: The Full Monty (1997) Starring Robert Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson, Mark Addy, Paul Barber, William Snape and Hugo Speer. Blockbuster comedy about a group of unemployed Sheffield men who turn to stripping to try to escape the poverty into which they have fallen. 11.20 Live From Abbey Road 12.25am FILM: Lady Chatterley (2006) 3.25 Invasion 4.10 The Class 4.35 Switched 5.00 School Disco 5.10 St Elsewhere

7.50 NCIS Drama series. The team is called in when the body of a marine is found after a party in an illegal nightclub. 8.40 CSI: NY Crime drama series. When a rich real estate agent is found dead in a brownstone, Mac and Stella work with evidence that suggests he was either the perpetrator or victim of a kidnap. Goody or baddy? So difficult to tell apart these days. 9.35 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Nick and Riley investigate a suspicious attack on a skydiver. When Catherine and Greg are then called to a double murder, it seems the two cases share a surprising connection. Elsewhere, Ray struggles to solve the death of a religious fanatic in the desert. 10.35 Law And Order: SVU Drama series. Police trail a sex offender responsible for the murders of three people and the abductions of two young children. The pursuit brings Benson and Stabler into conflict when first one then the other is put in the firing line. 11.30 Women Who Kill This edition examines the story of Della Dante Sutorius. Bad lady, but what a name! 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 The Great Artists (x2) 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.00 LIVE Air New Zealand Cup Rugby 9.30 Rugby Union 11.00 NFL – America’s Game 12.00pm Haye V Valuev Countdown 12.30 Max Power 1.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 2.00 Live International Rugby Union 5.00 Air New Zealand Cup Rugby 6.30 Haye V Valuev Countdown 7.00 LIVE: Spanish Football (x2) 11.00 International Rugby League 1.00am Spanish Football 2.00 NFL – Total Access 2.55 LIVE International Cricket

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5.00pm The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 A Christmas Carol World Premiere 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama (x2) 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 Ross Kemp Behind The Story 10.30 Ross Kemp Remembers Gangs 11.30 Night Cops 12.30am Road Wars 1.30 Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs London

7.00pm The Real Hustle 7.15 Rugby Union: England V Australia 8.15 Top Gear 9.15 The Noughties... Was That It? 11.45 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 12.30am Family Guy 12.55 American Dad (x2) 1.35 The Noughties... Was That It? 4.05 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 4.50 The Real Hustle

7.00pm The Sky At Night 7.35 The Scarlet Pimpernel 9.05 Art Deco Icons 9.35 FILM: Goodbye Lenin (2003) 11.30 The Real Cabaret 12.30am Krautrock: The Rebirth Of Germany 1.30 FILM: Romanzo Criminale (2005)

3.05pm All Star Family Fortunes 3.50 Gossip Girl 4.50 Paris Hilton’s American Best Friend Forever 5.50 FILM: Back To The Future Part II (1989) 8.00 Lose 30 Stone Or Die 9.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 9.35 The Xtra Factor 10.35 JLS Revealed 11.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 12.05am Lady Gaga - Video Exclusive

12.20pm Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 1.25 FILM: Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006) 3.05 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Dead Man’s Folly (1986) 4.55 Inspector Morse 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme. See highlights. 9.00 Rebus 10.35 Vincent 12.05am Inspector Morse 2.00 The Charmer 2.50 Drama Trails

11.55pm Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious 12.50 Age Of Love 1.50 Style Her Famous 2.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 My Name Is Earl (x2) 7.55 Friends (x2) 9.00 100 Greatest Sex Symbols 1.05am Supernanny US (x2) 2.35 How To Look Good Naked

11.05am The Lost WWI Bunker: A Time Team Special 12.40pm FILM: The Lady Vanishes (1979) 2.35 Grand Designs (x5) 8.00 Making War Horse 9.00 The Somme 11.10 FILM: Paths Of Glory (1957) 12.55am Making War Horse 2.00 The Somme

11.00am Retreat, Hell (1952) 1.00pm The First Wives Club (1996) 3.05 It’s In The Bag (1945) 4.50 Viva Max! (1969) 6.40 Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 9.00 Zoolander (2001) 10.45 Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 12.45am The Entity (1981)


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sunday 8 Time Team Channel 4, 7pm It’s great getting physical with history, getting to grips with primitive tools and working out exactly how and where people lived ages and ages ago. Like, even before you put your first Facebook status up. This week Tony Robinson and the team are on Bodmin Moor with a possible Bronze Age village.

The X-Factor ITV1, 8pm Right, so after last night’s fiasco (it’s bound to have been a fiasco, that’s what they seem to aim for) it’s time to announce who got through and had all their supporters call, and who’s Billy no-mates. Then it’s down to the judges to pick, if they have the guts and don’t just push a stalemate through again. Ho hum.

Trinity ITV2, 10pm It’s the last in the series, and this decadent lot are well set for their comeuppances. Lord Gaudain comes back to Trinity to reign in the dissaray a bit but finds Maltravers spiralling out of control. Meanwhile, Charlotte is being held at Dorain’s pleasure and Dr Cooper is feeling the strain. Time for crescendo here.

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6.00am Breakfast 8.00 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.25 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph 12.15pm The Politics Show 1.15 Keeping Up Appearances 1.45 Cash In The Attic 2.45 EastEnders 4.40 Points Of View 4.55 Songs Of Praise Remembrance 5.30 BBC News 5.45 South East Today

6.00am Me Too! 6.20 Big Cook Little Cook 6.40 Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies 7.00 Uncle Max 7.10 OOglies 7.30 Prank Patrol 8.00 Da Dick And Dom Dairies 8.30 M.I. High 9.00 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Animal Park 12.30pm MotoGP 2009: Final Round - Valencia 2.00 Rugby Union: England V Australia 3.00 Rugby League: Four Nations – Highlights 4.10 Watching The Wild: Fallow Deer 4.20 Natural World 5.10 Meerkat Manor 5.35 Meerkat Manor

6.00am GMTV 9.25 FA Cup Highlights 10.55 Coronation Street Omnibus 1.10pm ITV News And Weather 1.15 FA Cup Live: Northwich Victoria V Charlton 3.50 FILM: Octopussy (1983)

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 FIVB Beach Volleyball World Tour 7.55 Cardiff Half Marathon 8.25 Freesports On 4 9.00 Friends 9.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.05pm 90210 1.05 Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Robbie Williams 2.10 Friends 2.40 Ugly Betty 3.40 The Simpsons 4.10 Robbie Williams Video Exclusive 4.15 The Simpsons 4.45 4Music Favourites: Robbie Williams 5.45 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Olivia 9.15 Little Princess 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Snobs 10.30 Wizards Of Waverly Place 11.00 Hannah Montana 11.35 The Tribe 12.05pm The Gadget Show 12.15 Britain’s Best Brain 1.15 Zoo Days 1.45 The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz: The Making Of A Movie Classic 3.00 FILM: The Wizard Of Oz (1939) 5.00 FILM: Disney’s Aristocats (1970)

6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Spanish Football 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday (x2) 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 LIVE: Spanish Football 10.00 Football First: Match Choice (x2) 1.00am Scottish Premier League 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Scottish Premier League 3.30 Max Power 4.30 Spanish Football

6.00 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph Highlights Highlights of the Remembrance Sunday commemorations and the march past of veterans at the Cenotaph in Whitehall. 7.00 James May’s Toy Stories James tries to make a garden entirely out of Plasticine and then enter it at the Chelsea Flower Show. 8.00 Ray Mears’s Northern Wilderness For Ray Mears there is one British pioneer above others in the exploration of Canada, Samuel Hearne. In learning to travel using first nations skills he set the template for successful travel into Canada’s wilderness. In a celebration of one of Earth’s last great wildernesses, Ray follows in the footsteps of his hero. 9.00 Charley Boorman: Sydney To Tokyo By Any Means Finally arriving on Japanese soil, Charley heads for the Naha navy base to learn more about the battle of Okinawa. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of today’s matches. 11.10 FILM: The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) Starring Gretchen Mol, Chris Bauer, Jared Harris. Biopic of ‘Queen of the Pinups’ Bettie Page, who found herself the target of a Senate investigation into obscenity in 1950s America. 12.40am FILM: All The King’s Men (1949) 2.25 BBC News

6.15 Meridian News; Weather 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Repeat of Saturday’s show. 7.15 All Star Family Fortunes Lesley Dunlop and clan take on John Barrowman and family. Will host Vernon Kay manage to get a word in around the high energy and hilarity of the Barrowmans? Too much razzledazzle perhaps? 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.00 Doc Martin The preparations for Martin’s departure are nearly complete, and he is surprised by the number of patients coming to see him on the last day before his surgery closes. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Words Of War To commemorate the end of the Great War, letters, diaries and poems depicting first-hand accounts of life in the trenches are read by serving soldiers, relatives and public figures. Interwoven with archive images of the war, the accounts tell of the optimism felt in 1914. 11.15 FA Cup Highlights The first round of the FA Cup sees 32 nonleague teams in action, all hoping to emerge as this year’s giant-killers. 12.15am UEFA Champions League 12.50 Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.45 Kojak 2.35 Could The Internet Make You Rich: Tonight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Time Team See highlights. 8.00 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. Four very different chefs from York take part in this edition’s culinary contest. How bitchy is that voice-over man?! 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 4.0 (2007) Starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant, Justin Long, Maggie Quigley, Mary Winstead and Kevin Smith. The action thriller franchise returns for a fourth instalment, pitting heroic NYPD cop John McClane against a group of internet terrorists who aim to bring down the United States by crippling every major computer system in the country. However, the cyber criminals soon discover that the vest-clad hero and his geeky sidekick present a serious challenge to their nefarious scheme. Mwah hah hah hah hah! 11.30 4Music Favourites: Robbie Williams Steve Jones meets Robbie Williams for a chat about his life, his three-year break from music and his eighth album Reality Killed the Video Star. The ex-Take That star also performs in the studio. Singing, not like a performing seal with a ball. To be clear. 12.35am FILM: Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001) 2.30 My Name Is Earl 4.40 The Class 5.05 Switched 5.25 St Elsewhere

6.35 Five News 6.40 FILM: Vertical Limit (2000) Starring Chris O’Donnell, Bill Paxton, Robin Tunney, Scott Glenn, Izabella Scorupco. Action adventure. A photographer who witnessed his famous mountaineer father’s death as a child must face his fears and rescue his sister, who is trapped on K2 at 26,000 feet. Still blaming himself for his father’s death, the young man must lead a group of experts up the mountain to save his sister and her team. Better than a ‘pulling hair’ bro. 9.00 FILM: Miss Congeniality (2000) Starring Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Caine, Candice Bergen, Ernie Hudson and William Shatner. Farcical comedy about a female FBI agent who reluctantly goes undercover as a contestant on a beauty pageant in a bid to prevent a terrorist group from bombing the event. The hard-nosed cop, who prides herself on her toughness, must discard her trainers and feminise her behaviour if she is to avoid blowing her cover. Lipstick with attitude and plenty of pratfalls. 11.10 FlashForward Sci-fi drama. Repeat of Monday’s show. 12.10am The Mafia 1.05 NFL Live 4.40 NFL Classics 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

6.00 Life Nature documentary. Fish dominate the planet’s waters through their variety of shape and behaviour. One of the most beautiful shows ever. 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Cameras roll as the team gets excited about a Chinese picture bought for a song, a Georgian dining table with a stunning valuation and a collection of early TV implements first used to screen the Queen’s Coronation. 9.00 Garrow’s Law: Tales From The Old Bailey Period drama. William Garrow, now a celebrated Old Bailey barrister, is encouraged by Southouse to defend Renwick Williams, accused of being the infamous Monster who has carried out a series of stabbings on young ladies across London. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Regional News; Weather 10.25 Britain’s Busiest Summer Absolutely loads happened. Shame you couldn’t make it. 11.25 FILM: Outrageous Fortune (1987) Starring Shelley Long, Bette Midler, Peter Coyote. Comedy drama in which two actresses who detest each other discover that they are both involved with the same worthless man. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 1.35 Holby City 2.35 Into The Storm 4.10 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am LIVE International Cricket 11.30 Gillette World Sport 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 LIVE Rugby Union 3.30 International Cricket 5.00 Wild Spirits 5.30 LIVE NFL 9.00 LIVE: NFL 12.30am International Rugby League 2.00 International Cricket 3.30 Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football First: Game Of The Day (x2) 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 WWE Vintage Collection 11.00 Racing 11.30 Sailing 12.00pm Wild Spirits 12.30 LIVE Scottish Premier League 3.00 Wild Spirits 3.30 LIVE International Rugby League 6.00 Gillette World Sport 6.30 WWE Experience 7.30 Scottish Premier League 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 Gillette World Sport 10.30 Wild Spirits 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am Rugby Union 1.30 Golf Night 3.30 Sailing

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1.00pm New Oops TV 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker 2 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 Modern Family (x2) 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 House 10.00 Fringe 11.00 Bones 12.00am Road Wars (x2) 1.50 Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs LA 2.40 Oops TV

7.00pm Formula 1 2009: Jenson Button’s Glorious Season 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2) 10.00 Family Guy 10.20 American Dad (x2) 11.05 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.35 The World’s Strictest Parents 12.35am Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps (x2)

7.00pm The History Of Christianity 8.00 War Grave 9.00 The Children Who Fought Hitler 10.00 Screen One: A Foreign Field 11.30 It’s Only A Theory 12.00am Peter Green: Man Of The World 1.30 Fleetwood Mac - Don’t Stop 2.30 It’s Only A Theory 3.00 The Children Who Fought Hitler

3.15pm JLS Revealed 4.15 Fearne And... Alesha Dixon 5.15 New You’ve Been Framed! 5.45 FILM: Back To The Future Part III (1990) 8.00 Coleen’s Real Women 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 Trinity. See highlights. 11.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 12.00am Fearne And... Alesha Dixon

12.10pm FILM: Agatha Christie’s Murder In Three Acts (1986) 2.00 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Murder Is Easy (1981) 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 6.15 The Forsyte Saga 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Shakespeare In Love (1998) 11.30 Cracker 12.35am Life 1.30 PD James: Devices And Desires

2.05pm Reaper 3.00 One Tree Hill 3.55 Beauty And The Geek 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty 7.00 Privileged 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Derren Brown: How To Win The Lottery 10.00 FILM: The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988) 11.45 Ricky Gervais Live: Animals 1.10am Supernanny US

12.45pm Scrapheap Challenge 1.50 How Clean Is Your House? (x5) 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 Jamie At Home 8.00 River Cottage: Gone Fishing 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s F Word 10.00 Katie: My Beautiful Face 11.10 Father Ted 11.40 Hung 12.20am Curb Your Enthusiasm 12.55 Deal Or No Deal

11.00am The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw (1958) 1.00pm Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 3.20 Siege At Red River (1954) 5.05 Doctor In Distress (1963) 7.05 Picture Perfect (1997) 9.00 Men Of Honor (2000) 11.25 Kinsey (2004) 1.40am La Vie Revee Des Ange (1997)


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monday 9 The Execution Of Gary Glitter Channel 4, 9pm One of the sticks used to beat the public with when the Big Guns want to shut us up is the fact that the majority of Brits want to bring back the death penalty. This ‘what if’ drama does that, with Glitter tried under the Capital Crimes Against Children act and in line to lose more than his gang.

Flashforward Five, 9pm This sci-fi drama is getting mysteriouser and mysteriouser. Especially as its release dates in the States are so close to ours, you have to be bang on the ball to cheat with that nifty internet thing. Luckily we can tell you that the gang are investigating a club and possible connections to suicides. On the QT.

Being Erica E4, 10pm ‘No regrets’ is a good way to live your life. Unfortunately it seems not everyone can manage this on an ad hoc basis and in American drama-land some people even get to go back and live the horrible things they regret again with the chance to put it right. Isn’t it so Hallmark? Not when it’s for Erica and her Mom to sort out.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Real Rescues 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.30 Car Booty 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Mister Maker 3.25 Uncle Max 3.35 Eliot Kid 3.50 OOglies 4.05 School Of Silence 4.35 M.I. High 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 Timmy Time 9.10 Chuggington 9.25 Numberjacks 9.40 Tweenies 10.00 Ethelbert The Tiger 10.05 Charlie And Lola 10.20 Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! 10.30 In The Night Garden 11.00 Non-Fiction Writing: Recount, Report, Instruction, Debate 11.30 Primary History 11.40 Seasonal Snapshots 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 All Saints 1.45 Open House 2.15 Crisis Claims And Cons 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Are You An Egghead? 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Claudia Winkleman returns with all the backstage gossip and behind-the-scenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Coal House At War Three Welsh families give up their 21st century creature comforts and travel back in time to 1944 to face the hardships of life during WWII. 7.30 An Island Parish After years facing financial disaster, Heike the vet is thrown a lifeline which could transform her prospects. 8.00 University Challenge Students representing Newnham College, Cambridge do battle with St Andrews University for a place in the quarter finals of the student quiz. 8.30 Miranda New comedy show for big funny lady Miranda Hart. 9.00 FILM: Starter For 10 (2006) Starring James McAvoy, Alice Eve, Catherine Tate, Mark Gatiss, Dominic Cooper, James Corden. Comedy about Brian, a 1980s working class boy stumbling through his first year at Bristol University. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz. 11.50 Charley Boorman: Sydney To Tokyo By Any Means 12.50am Defying Gravity 1.35 BBC News4.00 French Shorts 5.00 Class Clips

6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News And Weather 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News And Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 Golden Balls

6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Planet Cook 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Will And Grace 9.30 World Of Difference 10.00 Tricky Business Two 10.30 Vocation, Vocation, Vocation 11.00 Take Away My Takeaway 11.35 Parents & Teens: Welcome To My World 12.00pm News At Noon 12.30 Proud Parents: Toyah Willcox 12.40 FILM: The Money Pit (1986) 2.25 Last Voices Of World War I 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Hannah tries to convince Nancy that she only wrote one letter to Jake. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 3 Minute Wonder 8.00 Not Forgotten Ian Hislop learns about soldiers from across the Empire who fought for Britain in the First World War. Meeting descendants of servicemen from India, Jamaica, Ireland and Canada, Ian discovers why these soldiers joined up, how they were honoured, exploited or forgotten by their comrades and superiors. 9.00 The Execution Of Gary Glitter See highlights. 10.35 Ugly Betty Drama series about an ordinary-looking secretary working for a fashion magazine. When Matt hesitates to move things on with Betty, Marc and Amanda agree to give her a makeover. Ooh. Won’t that interfere with the whole premise? 11.35 Generation Kill Drama series set in the Iraq War. First Recon are ordered to cross a bridge with the help of Iraqi citizens, but find themselves ambushed. 1.00am 4 Music: Rimmel London Presents The World’s Greatest Pop Star: Justin Timberlake 2.00 FILM: Lights In The Dusk (2006) 3.20 Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip 4.00 The Blue Dragon (x8)

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Hana’s Helpline 9.05 Family! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 I Know What You Ate Last Summer 12.40pm Five News 12.50 Floyd Around The Med 1.15 Cooking The Books 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Property List: Top Spots 3.00 Zoo Days 3.10 FILM: And Never Let Her Go (2001) 5.00 Five News With Natasha Kaplinsky 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Hugo and Martha battle with Palmer. 6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn pilots a high-speed racing boat, examines the evolution of the mobile phone, and looks at the Kugira – a specialised catamaran used to build harbours. 8.00 The Gadget Show Jason and Ortis build a power-tool racer for the Silverline Power Tool Drag Race. Can they erase the memory of their humiliating defeat last year? Doubt wells up. 9.00 FlashForward See highlights. 10.00 America’s Toughest Prisons Documentary series that unlocks the doors of the United States’ most notorious prisons. 11.00 FILM: An American Werewolf In London (1981) Starring David Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Griffin Dunne, John Woodvine, Brian Glover and Lila Kaye. Gory and sharply humorous horror film about two young American tourists who are attacked on a barren Yorkshire moor by a werewolf. One of them is killed and becomes a phantom, while the other is bitten and enters a nightmare world of nocturnal metamorphosis and blood-lust. 12.45am SuperCasino 3.00 NASCAR 3.55 Race And Rally UK 4.45 Motorsport Mundial 5.10 Neighbours 5.35 Home And Away

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football First: Match Choice 10.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 11.00 Spanish Football 12.30pm Scottish Premier League 1.00 Football First: Match Choice 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Spanish Football 4.30 Scottish Premier League 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 SPL Round-Up 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE: Football League: Championship 10.00 Time Of Our Lives 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 SPL Round-Up 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Football League: Championship 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 SPL Round-Up 4.30 Watersports World 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Kaddy Lee-Preston sees Kent in a new light as she follows in the footsteps of Turner. 8.00 EastEnders Ronnie and Owen share an unexpected connection and Sam is still torn between good guy Ricky and bad guy Jack. Torn, right. 8.30 Panorama Half of all criminal cases brought to justice in England and Wales are now dealt with out of court. It is fast justice...but is it fair? The government says cautions and fines help to unclog the overburdened courts system and deal swiftly with antisocial behaviour. Critics say it is simply justice on the cheap. 9.00 Life The nature documentary looks at birds and reveals some of the extraordinary things that having feathers allows them to do. For the first time, a slow-motion camera captures the unique flight of the Marvellous Spatuletail Hummingbird. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show More frivolous fun and interviews. 11.20 The Apprentice USA Trump’s wig defies reason and stays in place. 12.05am The Apprentice USA 12.50 Weatherview 12.55 Sign Zone: Last Chance To See 1.55 An Island Parish 2.25 Defying Gravity 3.10 Watchdog 4.10 BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Sally’s plans backfire as Ashley and Laurel are reconciled. Boo to the homewrecker! 7.30 Coronation Street Will Roy force Tony to confess to Maria? Maria?! What happened to the police Roy was going to talk to? 8.00 Kym Marsh – Born Too Soon: Tonight Following the death of her son Archie, Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh asks why so many women have premature babies and questions whether the NHS could do more to tackle the problem. 8.30 Coronation Street Roy is determined to crack Tony. Joe is threatened by a dangerous caller. Not Tony. Another dangerous peeps. 9.00 Collision New gripping drama. Troubled police detective John Tolin returns to work after an extended period of leave, but his first day back throws up a complicated case involving a shocking road traffic accident. 10.00 News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Time Machine (2002) Starring Guy Pearce, Jeremy Irons, Samantha Mumba, Phyllida Law. Sci-fi fantasy adventure based on the novel by HG Wells. 12.20am Nightwatch With Steve Scott 1.15 Loose Women 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tennis: ATP Masters 8.00 Tennis: Fed Cup 10.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 10.00pm Poker: Bounty Stars Of Poker 12.00am Showjumping 2.00 Poker: Bounty Stars Of Poker 4.00 Football League: Championship 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Powder Adventures 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Golf Night 10.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 10.30 Powder Adventures 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NFL Gameday 1.30 Rugby Union 3.00 Wild Spirits 3.30 NFL Gameday 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 NFL Gameday 8.30 Powder Adventures 9.00 Formula Kart Stars 9.30 UCI BMX Series 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am Extreme Championship Wrestling 1.00 WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 LIVE WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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2.00pm Angela And Friends 3.30 Sell Me The Answer 4.30 The Lion Man 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 New Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Naked Britain 9.30 Jordan: What Katie Did First 10.30 UK Border Force 11.30 Stargate Universe 12.30am Stargate SG-1

7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Merlin: Secrets And Magic 8.00 Walk On The Wild Side 8.30 Don’t Get Screwed 9.00 Britain’s Really Disgusting Food: Dairy 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 The Mighty Boosh 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Don’t Get Screwed 12.15am Britain’s Really Disgusting Food: Dairy

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Tales From The Green Valley 8.00 The Thirties In Colour 9.00 Michael Portillo: Digging Up The Dead 10.00 War Heroes: Section 60 Arlington Cemetery 10.55 Sacred Music (x4) 2.55 Michael Portillo: Digging Up The Dead

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.45 The Ricki Lake Show (x2) 5.15 Sally Jessy Raphael 6.00 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 All Star Mr And Mrs 8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 8.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA: Finale 11.00 Benidorm 12.00am Coronation Street

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Darling Buds Of May 3.05 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.05 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 The Darling Buds Of May 7.55 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Live The Dream...As Seen On Screen 10.00 Taggart 11.00 The Bill: Rescue Me 12.00am Kavanagh QC

2.35pm Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Veronica Mars 4.55 Friends (x2) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Being Erica. See highlights. 11.00 Skins 12.05am Scrubs (x2) 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 1.30 Being Erica 2.20 Skins

3.00pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.00 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 5.05 The Home Show 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 News 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 Without A Trace 11.00 The Closer 12.00am Saving Grace

11.00am The Cheaters (1945) 12.50pm Three Came Home (1950) 2.55 The Eve Of Saint Mark (1944) 4.50 Please Sir! (1971) 6.50 In Good Company (2004) 9.00 Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 11.00 Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2007) 1.25am Mister Lonely (2008) 3.40 Close


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