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4 Social Diary Albion’s 1901 Club, Barrie Alderton Estate Agents and Brighton Fashion Week
A very emotional Brighton Lights this week. See grown men cry as Latest TV's sports supremo Mark Brailsford joins the Albion's Chief Executive Martin Perry to take us on a tour of all the stands and onto the pitch at the new American Express Community Stadium, Brighton and Hove Abion's new home. You can see where you want to sit for the first time! Des Lynam reports on famous Albion football moments and looks forward to more. Albion Chairman Tony Bloom, legendary Albion skipper Paul ‘Dodge’ Rogers, Michael Edwards from American Express, Brighton and Hove Council's Ayas Fallon-Khan and Falmer For All champions Paul Samrah and Bill Swallow talk to Mark, while our own Angi Mariani succeeds in making Martin Perry laugh – a lot! Val Aviv presents all this plus our regulars and more. Watch anytime at thelatest.co.uk and if you want to join another promotion winning team – Latest TV – we kick off every Tuesday at 6.30pm at Latest Musicbar.
5 City Speak Ruby visits that London, Tash invents ‘lemenergy’ and Will gets an invitation from the PM 6 News Foxes get gutsy and 14-year-olds save a life at Marina; plus Mary Mears on the London to Brighton bike ride 6 Latest Inbox Readers’ letters, emails and web comments 6 Bookings Kate Nash, Robyn, The Wailers, Carl Barat, Wukulele Fest 7 Competitions Win a summer’s worth of books and DVDs 7 Latest Brighton Download Chart Find out who’s at number one this week 8 Snap Shots Meet Roger French of Brighton & Hove Buses 9 Celebcity Dinner with Melvyn Bragg, Elaine Paige and AA Gill 10 Bare Cheek & Astral Angi BBC or ITV? Nick Cave decides. Plus your stars
On the eve of Tuesday’s Budget, poet Andrew Motion had two messages for the crowd gathered at The Royal Pavilion for the launch of Clare Twomey’s ‘A Dark Day In Paradise’. The first was “to go on arguing the case for the value of these things”. The second was “good luck!” By turns frivolous and grave, beautiful and rather sinister, Twomey’s installation sees the rooms of The Royal Pavilion decorated (or should that be infested?) with a swarm of black ceramic butterflies. It’s all part of Museumaker, in which visual artists are partnered up with 16 museums across the country. ‘Recycling’ existing cultural attractions via new creative responses and giving museum visitors more reason to return, it is in one sense a commendably thrifty initiative. The Budget-wary Motion quipped that Monday night was “probably the last day of paradise before the dark days”. But we got a slightly extended stay in the form of the Nightingale Theatre’s relaunch party last Thursday. New patron Steven Brett has strengthened the theatre’s dedication to developing new work by opening the flat upstairs to visiting artists – and the odd performance, too. The welcoming ethos is: give artists space and time and they will create great things. As we squeezed up against the black walls in Thursday’s sweltering heat, eating muffins made by a resident Wrongie and watching Latest Award-winner Rachel Blackman and dancer Antonia Grove conjure seamlessly uncanny characters from empty space, the Nightingale felt more precious than ever. Other Cameron-proof reasons for optimism this issue: Tim West on a retirement home where the bar opens first thing; Bassekou Koyate on the pleasures of a sharp white shirt; Rufus Wainwright on ham; and of course our monthly wellbeing guide, Wave.
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11 L7 INTERVIEW Rufus Wainwright on the death of his mother Kate McGarrigle, the birth of his first opera, his undying love for Judy Garland, and why he was destined to ham it up
12 LIFESTYLE 12 The Encyclopaedia Of Brighton A is for Abattoirs and Z is for Zap Club in local expert Rose Collis’ brilliant new encyclopaedia of the city 15 Family Days Out Get ready for the summer holidays with our guide to Orb 360 and other kid-friendly Sussex attractions 18 Amaze: Social Diary special Behind the scenes with Steve Coogan and Noel Fielding 19 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Fresh herbs pack in flavour at Vietamese eatery Pho 20 Hotlist Where to drink and dine this week
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A Dark Day In Paradise Until January 2011 The Royal Pavilion Follow a trail of 3,000 black ceramic butterflies through the Pavilion’s opulent rooms in Clare Twomey’s powerful new installation. (Brighton residents are still entitled to half-price entry.)
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27 Stage Timothy West on acting and aging 28 Clubs & Music Interview with ngoni master Bassekou Kouyate 30 Events & Art The fourth Clifton Montpelier Powis Festival 31 Film Shrek Forever After hits the big screen 32 Comedy Nick Helm Edinburgh preview 32 Gay Who’ll win waggiest tail at the Pride Dog Show? 33 Reviews Britain’s Got Talent, Spamalot, Broken Bells, Kele 34 Sport Andrea Fox is very, very late for the Heroes Run 34 TV Telly Talk; your seven-day guide to what’s on the box
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Latest diary Around town with: Albion’s 1901 Club, Barrie Alderton Estate Agents and Brighton Fashion Week
Ken Sharp (Head of Sales 1901 Club), Sarah Springford (Director Of Brighton & Hove Chamber of Commerce), Martin Perry (Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club Chief Executive)
Join the Club Members of The Brighton and Hove Chamber of Commerce gathered on 17 June for the unveiling of the concept behind Albion’s 1901 Club. The lowdown? Restaurants, bars, a smart casual dress code and plenty of 1901 Club membership benefits, which it’s hoped will make the stadium the perfect location for local business people to meet and mingle. For more details email 1901@bhafc.co.uk or call 0845 504 1901. Photos: Patrick Kneath
Julie McPhater (City College), Donald McPhater (Lakerose Leisure)
Geraldine Alderton (Director), Danielle Blakeley (Lettings Manager) Andrew Addison (IT Manager)
A family affair Barrie Alderton Estate Agents celebrated the opening of their new office at 77b London Road earlier this month. Having worked in the industry for 20 years, Barrie wanted to bring a fresh approach to Estate Agency and, in 1990, started the company at the office on Southover Street. Daughter Vicky, son Peter and nephew Andrew Addison all work for the company, making it a true family business. Photos: Patrick Kneath
Vicki Alderton, Roger Heal (RH Developments), Luke Alderton
Trend setters The VIP Launch of Brighton Fashion Week took place in the Clarence Suite of the Hilton Brighton Metropole earlier this month courtesy of Cardens Accountants. Guests dressed in their finest attire for a preview of the designers who would showcase their collections on the catwalk, with host Lindsay Fergusson and canapes by Oki-Nami. For more info visit www.brightonfashionweek.co.uk. Photos: Patrick Kneath
Heather Ridley-Moran (Production Assistant), Stephanie Galvan-Vera (Sponsorship Co-ordinator), Francesca Wright (Production Assistant), all Brighton Fashion Week
Mike Dodd (Chef & Co-Owner Oki-Nami Julien Slade. Katashi Kironde (Designer – Katashi) Sponsor of Brighton Fashion Week)
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may have mentioned before that was lemons. On the American show I am studying the International Brothers And Sisters, a nine-yearBaccalaureate. The purpose of old girl powered a light bulb using a this qualification is to make you a lemon, a copper coin and a nail. well rounded, ethically minded, Yep – we stole our project from a international citizen with far too fictional child. much self importance. Part of this Why don’t more people use fruit means doing pretentious projects to power things? Utterly for the purpose of improving the biodegradable, awesome and world. It’s called Group 4. I’m not renewable. Within minutes of sure if the ‘four’ is referring to the researching it, it became apparent section of the syllabus it applies to, that it is because fruit cannot or is just to demonstrate that it isn’t power anything. It is the coin and ‘for’ any reason whatsoever. the nail doing all the work, meaning They put you in a group with three they will be used up and therefore it other people, give you a topic and is not in the slightest bit renewable. leave you to create Biodegradable – an experiment and yes. Awesome – “We managed to presentation. This HELL yes. Does year the topic was remotely impress a room full itthefitpurpose RENEWABLE of ENERGY. Last year’s of science teachers the experiment? class had FOOD. No. Not in the How wonderful! How with a flawed slightest. open! FoodWe did the fiddling of fruit” starvation, only thing we nutrition, taste? But could – razzle we had renewable dazzle everyone energy. The scope for that topic is: else. We called our project we are running out of energy; fix it. ‘LEMENERGY’. We created a pretty I was amazed at some of the stand with lemons and leaves incredible renewable energy ideas hanging everywhere and people came up with. My friend Polly impressive little light bulbs. had the idea of installing a turbine in They came, they saw, they every drain. Others made a vodkanodded. We managed to impress fuelled car. We, on the other hand, a room full of science teachers had slightly more trouble. with a failed and flawed fiddling I truly adore all the people I was of fruit. If using the word put in a group with, but none of us biodegradable and hiding the were particularly inspired by the small print is all you need to idea and so after a few hours fix our planet’s energy problems, squabbling all we had come up with then I think we have it sorted.
to the theatre on time. So we saved hew! I’ve been up to London £1,100 between us. This is my sort twice in as many weeks. For of shopping. those who commute daily I The second trip to London was to realise this is very small beer, but my see an old friend, L from Australia, usual tally is about once a year. whom I first met when we worked as Brighton has so many theatres, physios in Hong Kong in the late cinemas, clubs and restaurants – ‘60s. I have visited her family in apart from the beach and the Downs Sydney several times and she – that I don’t feel the need to travel comes to the UK every few years. far for my entertainment. There are These Aussies do take their travel also all the weekend jollies from very seriously, though. We agreed to London – cycle (naked or otherwise), meet at the Tate Modern where we Mini, motorbike, old crock, lawn had lunch on the roof in the sun, mower – to keep me amused. (Why over looking the are there no river – needless London to Bognor to say it was L or Littlehampton who had the races?) “I saw a little black Members card. The first visit She then was to see War dress in Harvey suggested that, Horse, which was Nichols... it made me after whizzing magnificent the main and I highly look like Julie Walters round exhibition at the recommend it, Tate, we should but a box of in Acorn Antiques” visit the Globe, tissues is cross the river essential. If the and have a look First World War at St Pauls, walk does not get to up the Embankment to see you then the beautiful horses will. Somerset House and then visit the We also did some shopping, which Courtauld gallery. If time, we might I hate, but it was my friend’s then pop on a bus to the British birthday, so I gave in. I saw a little Museum. black dress in Harvey Nichols which We did manage to have coffee looked gorgeous on the mannequin and delicious chocolate cake at that but, when I had struggled into it, lovely restaurant in the shadow of St made me look like Julie Walters in Pauls, and a nice walk beside the Acorn Antiques. My friend tried on a Thames. It was not my fault Burberry shower-proof coat which Somerset House was closed for a was priced at just over £700. private function and I had to catch While she mulled it over we had the early train. lunch and then we had to rush to get
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his morning, H – calling from the storeroom of the bookshop where she works – is a simmering cauldron of rage. “I’m telling you, Will, you can’t get two steps onto the shop floor before she’s practically had your eye out with that sodding engagement ring. ‘Ooh, look at the way it sparkles in this light!’ What, Charmaine? Differently than the way it did in the storeroom, or behind the tills, or during yesterday’s health and sodding safety training?” At my end of the phone, I listen patiently. This is what friends do. “So then she says, ‘Well, maybe if you had someone who wanted to marry you, you’d understand what all the fuss is about.’” “That bitch!” This is also what friends do. “So I said, ‘Yes, of course. The next time I’m in love with someone, the first thing I’m going to do is rush straight into an outmoded institution which has been excluding and discriminating against my people for hundreds of years.’” “Excluding your people? Please tell me you didn’t say that. You’re a lesbian, love; you’re not Moses.” I hold the phone away from my ear as H, laughing, launches into a noisy rendition of ‘Oh Let My People Go’. I am unsure if this is something friends do or not.
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“So exactly how much trouble are you in?” I ask, once the final bars have faded away. “It’s fine. I’ve just had to promise I won’t make Charmaine cry again, and she’s being moved to Romance until the dust’s settled.” “Ahh,” I say. “She’ll like that.” As I hang up, I notice a new email has popped into my inbox. It is from the Prime Minister. ‘For the Attention of Mr Will Harris’, it begins, ‘The Prime Minister would like to invite you to a reception for the LGB&T community at 10 Downing Street...’ I look around the office, half-wondering if Jeremy Beadle is going to jump out from behind a photocopier and tell me this is part of some massive prank. Then I remember Jeremy Beadle is dead, and ergo I have actually been invited to Downing Street. My mother, I think, is going to wet herself. I call H immediately. “You’re not going to believe this,” I crow. “Guess whose best friend...” “Sorry, babe, can this wait? She’s only started bloody crying again.” I am not happy at being interrupted mid-crow. I feel like a rooster that’s had its neck pulled. “But I only put the phone down for five minutes.” “Well, this customer comes up and says she can’t find a book, doesn’t she, so I say ‘Yes, it can be quite difficult to read the titles, what with the glare coming off Charmaine’s ring.’ That’s not offensive, is it?” I think about it. “No,” I say. “Just don’t be surprised if they move you to Horror.”
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ews of a fox biting a threeyear-old at Dorothy Stringer playgroup in Brighton came as no surprise to Anne Robertson of Patcham. The Latest 7 reader was followed home by an urban fox whilst carrying shopping from her local Co-op. “I shooed him away but he just stood his ground as if hoping I’d either throw food to him or drop some of my shopping. He obviously could smell it. “He eventually gave up and slunk away but these foxes seem to be so much bolder and more aggressive than they used to be.” Little Jake Jermy was bitten on the arm after disturbing a fox hiding beneath a building near Dorothy Stringer school in Loder Road. He was taken to hospital but later released. The incident happened just a fortnight after twins Isabella and Lola Koupparis were attacked by a fox at their home in Hackney, London. The RSPCA say foxes are usually shy and avoid contact with people. What's your experience? Email comment@thelatest.co.uk Two 14-year-olds from Hollingdean in Brighton were given bravery awards for helping rescue another 14-yearold who had falling into water at Brighton Marina. Detective Sergeant Jackie Shaw of Sussex Police presented Harry Oswin and Connor Macey with Brighton Marina Bravery Award trophies on the Quayside in the Marina.
They were praised for taking the quick action of throwing a life belt to the drowning boy, and for calling for help from 41-year-old Matt Davies from Horsham, who works at Brighton Marina Car Wash and who helped pull the boy from the water. Mr Davies has also been given a bravery award. Good news for Brighton and Hove's night time economy: the city's novel night festival is back for a third year. White Night happens on October 30, when the clocks go back. Again organisers are promising a range of venues open through the night, art trails, installations and illuminations. Designed to reclaim the city’s streets at night, provide an alternative to the dominant Saturday night drinking scene and celebrate the dynamic cultural offer of the city day and night, this year's event is expected to attract 30,000 people. More details are at www.whitenightnuitblanches.com Another event proving popular is Takepart Brighton and Hove festival of sport at Preston Park, which runs until July 4. Youngsters can try a variety of sports including mountain boarding, athletics, rugby, and swimming. Congratulations are due to Brighton and Hove City lawyer Philip Lawford who won the prestigious ILEX award of Pro Bono Legal Executive of the Year.
Brighton and Hove City Council leader Mary Mears on bikes and Handbags
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elieve it or not, last week marked the official mid-point of summer (it still feels more like spring to me!) but I think the city is now at its very best in terms of events and entertainment – especially when the sun shines! And last weekend was no exception. Firstly, I had the great pleasure of presenting an award at the Golden Handbags ceremony – an annual event which has become Brighton & Hove’s gay Oscars. The whole object of the evening is to raise money for good causes and to
He was nominated by Mencap and supported by testimonials from Age Concern Brighton Hove & Portslade and the Carers Centre. Philip was also awarded £750 by sponsors Peverel, to donate to the charity of his choice. He is dividing his gift equally between the three local charities. Lastly, picking up unwanted rubbish is all in a day’s work for Cityclean’s Jim McCandlish, but it’s not often he takes it home. When Jim picked up a tiny stray kitten found wandering near his home in Moulsecoomb he enlisted his sons Jack and Ben to try and trace the owner. “We asked all the neighbours, but no-one knew where the kitten could have come from,” said Jim. “By co-incidence we recently adopted a cat, so I know just where to take the kitten to find it a new home. “During my time with Brighton & Hove City Council I have come across many strange and unusual things that people have lost or just dumped, but this is the first kitten. That's one of the things I like about my job, you never know what's round the next corner.”
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recognise people and organisations within the LGBT community, and competition for the Handbags was fierce! They have raised over £100,000 since the event began in 1995 which is a fantastic achievement. Last weekend was also the annual British Heart Foundation London to Brighton bike ride and, as usual, there was a real buzz as the 27,000 competitors crossed the finish line on the seafront. Like the Golden Handbags, this has also become a great fundraising event with last year’s event raising £4.1 million for the charity. Unlike the cycling event a few weeks ago, I’m relieved to say that everyone kept their clothes on for this one so it was a really good family occasion. Cycling is really taking off in the city at the moment, increasing by nearly 30 per cent in recent
[Re should News, L7 479] I too have had issues with the non sticky parking tickets. I parked outside The Regency Restaurant in April. I purchased a very expensive ticket of £6. I put it on the dashboard but as soon as I shut the door it blew across to the passenger seat. Eventually it blew down the front of the dashboard. I then decided to park in the Regency car park as I didn’t want to risk losing even more money. I also had my father who couldn’t walk that well, hence the reason for parking where I did in the first place. I sent a complaint email to the council and received a reply saying these tickets were a cheaper option for the council as they can use the back for advertising and, as a resident, they advise I take Blu-Tack around with me to stick them to the car! Let’s hope they do change them. Kind regards Mrs Abbott, Hove I love Brighton Pride. Over the years I’ve met so many people during this day and feel that Brighton does offer the best Pride. But I fear that people have lost the true meaning of Pride and see it as an excuse to party hard and a great opportunity to pick up someone for random sex. The queues for the public toilets in the park are a mile long, so many people will be found in the bushes relieving themselves. This is where I don’t become so proud about Pride. I’ve met families taking their children to Pride, I feel as a community we should conduct ourselves in a proper manner. Joseph Richard Tanner, by email You can also write to: Letters, Latest Homes Ltd, Unit 1, Level 5 North, New England House, New England Street, Brighton BN1 4GH
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years. This is thanks, in part, to the extra investment which has come in as a result of Brighton and Hove being designated a Cycling Demonstration Town. Finally, just a quick plug for our Armed Forces Day celebrations. We are holding our main event this year on Saturday 3 July to coincide with Sussex County Cricket Club’s one day match against Bangladesh at the County Ground. The day will include parades, live music, activities, displays, military vehicle exhibitions and, prior to the start of the game, the ball will be delivered from the Princess of Wales’s Royal Regiment – by parachute. Please do come along and show your support, both for our cricketers and our incredibly brave service men and women. Visit www.brightonhove.gov.uk/ armedforcesday
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1 Tubba 3 Ply – C’mon 2 BreakinBear – Fall Apart Hurts
CARL BARAT Coalition, 15 October, £12.50, 01273 606312, www.ticketweb.co.uk The first solo tour (avec five-piece band) from Pete Doherty’s former stooge following recent forays into acting and film making.
KATE NASH De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill, 4 October, £14, 01424 229111, www.dlwp.com The straight-talking singer from Harrow brings second album My Best Friend Is You to Bexhill.
HURTS Concorde 2, 2 October, £9, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Uber stylish electro-pop duo who do sadness very well indeed. Get practicing those poignant poses.
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Concorde 2, 21 October, £15, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Swedish pop sensation with a strong indie sensibility whose new material is said to feature collaborations with Snoop Dogg, Diplo and Royksopp.
THE WAILERS Concorde 2, 19 August, £19.50, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk The legendary band who sold Bob Marley to the world bring their Jamaican roots rock reggae to Brighton.
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St Paul’s Centre and Assembly Hall, Worthing, 8–10 October, £11-28, 01903 751752, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Exciting new international festival developing out of the popular local Wukulele Jam, and aiming to ‘put Worthing at the forefront of Europe’s growing ukulele movement’. Featuring familliar faces The Half Sisters and The Bobby McGees, plus a special commission from Sean O’Hagan, ‘Music for Sixty Ukuleles and Sixty Schoolchildren’. Don’t miss!
3 Tenek – No Time For Fighting 4 Panos Christofi – In My Mind 5 Panos Christofi – If You Do What You Always Do... 6 Chaos Borne – I Will 7 Three Brians – We Are Engerland 8 Vortex Generator – Regenerate 9 Tubba 3 Ply – Gerhard 10 Chaos Borne – Watching Making way for a new number one this week, the footie chants of Three Brians’ ‘We Are Engerland’ are sliding down the chart as fast as teams are leaving this year’s World Cup competition! Leaping up from two, the decent dance/hip-hop crossover that is Tubba 3 Ply’s ‘C’mon’ deservedly snatches the Number One spot as breaksmeister BreakinBear’s ‘Fall Apart’ climbs to two. Dark electro-pop duo Tenek meanwhile moves up to number three with ‘No Time For Fighting’ as power pop singer-songwriter Panos Christofi’s damned catchy double header completes the top five.
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SUMMER READS AND DVDS Put your feet up and get stuck in to: • Cathi Unsworth’s Bad Penny Blues, a twisted mystery set in ’60s London • Aifric Campbell’s The Loss Adjustor, the tale of a woman trapped by her losses
a coming of age story set in the Caribbean of the ’50s • Valhalla Rising, a brutal epic about a Viking’s supernatural strength, on DVD • Defiance, a true story of honour and vengeance in WW2 starring Daniel Craig and Leiv Schreiber, on DVD
Amanda Smyth, author of Black Rock, will be appearing at the 'Ace Stories' event at the Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton on Sunday 11 July, 6pm, £3 on door. Q In which film did Daniel Craig first play James Bond?
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22 The Fooley
Mantras Our Time
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Waiting For Nothing
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Shelter In The Fog 26 Eminemmylou, Legs MC & co. Missing (Where 16 Vortex Generator are you?) Water Bleeding 27 Millsy Slug Music 17 Tenek Spooky If I Should Fall 18 Tenek
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29 Shoot the Dead
State Of Mind Submission
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Bessie
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Snap Shots Photographer Diana Frangi captures the faces and places that define our city. This week: Roger French of Brighton & Hove Buses
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I love travelling by bus. In connection with my work I spend all morning once a week riding around all the different routes. My favourite one is the Coaster 12, which goes all along the coast from Brighton to Eastbourne, and you get magnificent views of the splendid scenery. In the city, the long Number 2 route from Rottingdean to Steyning is a great ride. Brighton and Hove is a great city to be running buses in. There is so much to see out there, and many other bus companies have copied our way of doing things
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Roger French, OBE, managing director of Brighton & Hove Buses and proud chairman of the Martlets Hospice. Roger has made some exciting improvements to some of the bus routes for the summer season. They include a new 13X service along the coast to Eastbourne, as well as better coordination of bus times in the early mornings, with smoother connections to trains.
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DINING WITH THE STARS I
zipped up to London for some meetings last week and decided to take my friend Fiona for dinner at one of my favourite celeb spotting hotspots – The Wolseley in Piccadilly. I called Brighton based manager Jason who got us a fantastic table, on a Thursday night to boot! We arrived just as AA Gill and his blonde were leaving, as was new Hove resident David Walliams – he rushed past so quickly I didn't even get a chance to ask him about the move! We settled down to our main course and in popped Elaine Paige with female companion, closely followed by Star Wars, Bleak House and Criminal Justice actor Denis Lawson (now more famously known as Ewan McGregor's Uncle). Denis was then joined by a very glam looking girl for dinner. The evening was topped off by South Bank Show presenter Melvyn Bragg taking over our table – but not before we had a good chat to him first!
ZOE FOR THE ONE SHOW? With the announcement last week that The One Show presenter Christine Bleakley is to join ex-fellow presenter Adrian Chiles on the GMTV sofa, the speculation continues as to who will take her place on BBC1 next to replacement host Jason Manford. According to The Sun last week, there are three runners – Lisa Snowdon, Louise Redknapp and, yes, our very own Zoe Ball. Zoe, Lisa and Christine all have one thing in common: they have all done Strictly Come Dancing, something Louise is yet to do. Let’s keep an eye on this one!
SPOTTED! Dining in Donatello, comic actress Celia Imrie with friend in tow. Celia looked fantastic in figurehugging black and orange dress.
SPOTTED! EastEnders actress Palmer legging it fro Patsy m hairdressers next do the or to Bill's Produce Store.
HEATHER’S PARALYMPIC BID
Noel’s a Class A act Noel Fielding got more than he bargained for during a stand-up gig at the Dome Concert Hall last week when a member of the crowd threw him some drugs – according to my source he was given an upper and a downer! (Read more about the comedy fundraiser for Amaze on p18)
Hove resident Heather Mills has revealed that she wants to compete in the 2014 Winter Paralympics. Heather lost a leg in a motorcycle accident in 1993 and went on to compete in the last series of Dancing On Ice earlier this year. In an interview with The Express newspaper she said: “I've been skiing for many years and I'm much better at that than ice skating, so I'm training hard to try to get on the British Paralympics downhill team. “That would be so great. You know when you set in your head things that you want to do and achieve? Well, I've ticked about 90 per cent of all the boxes, and this is one of the major ones remaining for me. "If I manage to compete it would be phenomenal, very inspiring for all the kids that I counsel. They didn't believe they could do anything and they are now trying ice skating and roller blading and biking and swimming, which is wonderful." Heather added: "Having loved sport my whole life, competing in a Paralympics would be a dream come true".
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ONLY JOKING!
Bare cheek Brian Mitchell & Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column
BBC Vs ITV
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ow that I own the BBC, what am I supposed to do with this thing? So sang glam pop lanky Hitler doppelganger duo Sparks in their 1994 near-hit. But how would they have felt about owning rival television franchise ITV? And which would they have rather watched? We asked a selection of local celebrities which they preferred – glitzy, lowestcommon-denominator, market trader, chicken-in-a-basket, brainless ITV; or patriarchal, bureaucratic, hectoring, repeat-happy, brainless BBC?
NICK CAVE “Strewth! It’s difficult to say! I mean, I suppose you'd have to plump for the BBC because they’ve got four channels... hang on though – so has ITV. But then ITV 3 is just full of re-runs of Sherlock Holmes. Mind you, BBC 3 is crap. Hmmmm. It’s a tricky one – I’m going to have to give this some proper Australian thought. I’ll get back to you in a couple of months or so, if that's okay.” DAVID VAN DAY “We don't have no telly in my house, because one time I accidentally turned it on at midnight, and it was one of those there pink triangle films, and it
CHRIS ELLISON “Well, of course I was in The Bill for many years so – BBC.” DAVID WALLIAMS “As a noted ladies man I only ever watch Fashion TV... er, by that of course I mean to say Men And Motors. That’s right. Men And Motors. Phew.” SIMON FANSHAWE “Chez Fanshawe we make a little game of our TV viewing if I have friends round of a Friday night. I stand in the middle of the living room with the TV remote control in a brocaded holster I picked up in Texas one holiday, and choose a TV channel at random. We must then all watch that channel until whoever is in the programme says the Word Of The Day (randomly selected from my old top hat earlier in the evening.) Thereupon, whoever is quickest to respond with the phrase, ‘All millionaires love a baked apple!’ gets to change the channel to one of his own choosing, but only for so long as he can stand on his own head before toppling over,
STEVEN BERKOFF “For many years I have avoided the ‘idiot box’, as I believe it is known, because I was repeatedly snubbed by the BBC who refused to cast me as, amongst other things, the elder son in Butterflies, or even to find me a role in Last Of The Summer Wine, which I would have thought was the very least they could have done. ITV I regarded rather more fondly – partly due to their habit of showing Beverly Hills Cop fairly regularly late on Friday evenings – but their continuing refusal to re-run Strange But True has antagonised me to a degree I can barely express in polite company. Consequently, my only meaningful contact with the outside world is repeats of The Clitheroe Kid on BBC 7. So I suppose you could call me a BBC man, but very reluctantly – and by default. The w******.”
What we used to say: special extended remix An occasional series in which we struggle to remember the original, simple terms that have been abandoned in favour of ghastly, managerial Americanisms. WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Conflicted” Adjectival back formation from the word "conflict", meaning to be riven by choice, or vacillating, as in “I'm very conflicted about the direction of travel for this organization.” WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Torn”
In & Out SPECIAL “SINISTER ORGANIZATIONS” EDITION In • SMERSH • M.C.C. • The Illuminati • THRUSH • The Learned Elders of Zion Out • SPECTRE • Klu Klux Klan • The Lollipop Guild • The Assassination Bureau • Red Wedge
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NORMAN COOK “It’s always a bit of a battle in our house – Zoe is terribly faithful to the BBC as they are the only people who kept her dad solvent, whereas I am addicted to Loose Women. I also rather enjoy the programme of the same name.”
made me go all funny in my special business, and I had to go and sit in the horse trough 'til it went down, so that’s why we don't have no telly in our house. We don't have no toilet neither, but that's another story.”
whereupon another random channel and word are chosen and the game continues. This game is great fun – sometimes I even play it on my own, which is, it must be said, an increasingly common occurrence these days!”
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WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Create a dialogue” Madly pretentious phrase beloved of industry spokespersons and politicians used regarding consultation of various kinds. “It's very important we create a dialogue with our customers about their needs for our product.” WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Talk to” WHAT WE SAY NOW: “Gain traction” Super, shiny new phrase for a product or concept getting acceptance or gathering momentum. “Proposals for new austerity measures are gaining traction on both sides of the Atlantic.” WHAT WE USED TO SAY: “Win support”
BARDSLEY’S
Astral Angi
Astral’s guide to winning over the stars
HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}
HCANCER {June 22–July 22}
HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}
HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}
How to win over Aries, where do I start? Well determination will be top of the list, a dogged attitude and a thick skin for sure. Before you start make sure it’s really worthwhile.
Cancer will be a tough nut to crack, too. No softly softly approach is going to stand even the faintest chance here. No, it’s a full on, all guns blazing attack if you stand any chance.
Libra is a pushover. Well, Libra likes to give the impression of being a pushover, so a little guile is required here but the rewards once the guard is down are well worth the effort.
Capricorn is dull. You may wish to try and win them over but for my money they are not worth the effort, far better to use your time taking up a new hobby or sport.
HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}
HLEO {July 23–Aug 22}
HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}
HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}
Taureans would like you to believe they are impenetrable. Have none of that, they love a spot of penetration and, despite there bullish nature, will be only to willing to let you in.
Leo likes to play lion but like all big pussies, a little kind attention and gentle stroking and even the toughest Leo will open up to your advances. Forget fierce, Leo is a big softy.
Scorpio is tough and, frankly, I am not convinced worth the bother. If, however, you insist then my advice is to go in hard and wear plenty of protective clothing as a precaution.
Aquarius is a sucker for flattery no matter how insincere. Simply say nice things to an Aquarian and watch as they light up. Do not, however, expect anything in return.
HGEMINI {May 22–June 21}
HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}
HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}
HPISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}
Gemini will be a tough act to break. How will you know where you stand with this difficult little star.? Be prepared for a long battle and some very mixed messages.
Virgo will give in to flattery at almost every turn. But don’t be fooled, giving in does not mean giving up. Be ready to fight a hard campaign, especially if your intentions are amorous.
Sagis can be won over in any number of ways. My choice is cut flowers, biscuits, chocolate brazils, wall plaques with cutesy mottos, pictorial tea towels and bed socks.
Pisces likes to be treated nicely. Don’t we all? The way to anyone’s heart is a simple route if you call them up and take them for a big feed of fish and chips at Bardsley’s in Baker Street.
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RENAISSANCE RUFUS
Rufus Wainwright is a musical magician. His sixth studio album All Days Are Nights comes soon after his first opera, and he is as at home with a Shakespeare sonnet as a catchy pop lyric. He chats to Andrew Kay about his family, being happy and sad, his music and his sexuality
The Brighton Centre is a big hall, are you looking forward to that? Yes, I’ll play a barn, a bar, a boat, whatever. I don’t differentiate between venues so much. I like the venue to speak to me through the show. Is the tour focused on the new album, All Days Are Nights? No, this one isn’t. I am doing three different tours all at once, but at the Brighton show I will be playing some of the new album but also injecting some old Judy Garland songs as I am going to be with my old friend Stephen Oremus, musical director of the Judy Garland concert, who is an amazing pianist. It’s a lighter and more uplifting kind of a show because the other show is so tragic and I need a little break. Then I will be back with the sadness. The new album is very moving and obviously you have had a difficult time since the death of your mother, Kate McGarrigle. Has the writing helped? I don’t know whether it has helped or not, it’s what I do. I’ve always communicated with music – to God knows who. I feel very fortunate to be able to do that, it’s a kind of privilege. I was already a fan of your father’s music and was drawn to yours. Was he a great influence? Well yes, but firstly I am a Kate McGarrigle disciple; my mother, she schooled me and consulted and trained me to do what I do. I was her creation. That said, my father was always in the background. I saw him perform and was very much affected by those performances. I think what I have gotten mostly from my dad is a real sense of stage craft, he always puts in 110 per cent – a full blown evening. Where you encouraged by your parents to become a performer or was there a suggestion that you should avoid the music industry? Not really, family lore is that my mother bought a ham the day before I was born and the day after I was born and I weighed the same as the ham. That started it off. So do you see yourself as a bit of a ham? Well you know, I like to, I suppose, when we get down to the material it is so sad and emotional – so I see the ‘ham’ aspect as a necessary evil. I particularly like the song ‘Martha’ on the album. Does your sister (Martha Wainwright) like it? She was cautious at first because I bluntly said it’s about you not returning my calls – and she thought it was an attack – but in the end it is a love song and she loves it very much. You came out as being gay when you were quite young, was that hard? Very much so, that was when I was about 13 or 14. I came out to myself, I couldn’t come out to society in that era. It was very difficult, but it’s very important to do it when you feel you are ready. It is a human rights issue. You have always been a huge opera fan but at what point did you decide to write one? Pretty early. I was going from the closet to the opera house, from one closet to another, but it
“I found myself going to a record store to buy the new Radiohead album and walking out with yet another copy of Somewhere Over The Rainbow” was a big part of my life. I have such reverence for the form that I knew very well that I couldn’t just knock one off. I would need many years of knowledge and training and a sense of my capabilities. Finally, after six albums, I was ready to attack it. Was it fortuitous that things did not work out with the Metropolitan Opera House and that you came over to Manchester with the project? Yes, very much so. The first gift of that event was that my mother saw the opera before she passed away in January. If it had been at the Met it would probably have been produced in 2014 and she would not have seen it. And it will have been seen in three continents. Also not being at the Met gives it this scrappy status, you know, the underdog feel, and that always bodes well for any work of art. It had a mixed press, some rather peevish... Yes, there are three strains to the criticism, some bowled over – which I love of course, but I couldn’t write a masterpiece right off the bat, and I didn’t want to either, it is my first opera. The others are where they go through the piece with a
fine tooth comb, very useful and very deserved, and finally the ones where they are totally out to annihilate me. That was more forceful when it came to London. You have to look at it in a positive way – it’s all very operatic. How did the Shakespeare sonnets project come about? I worked with Robert Wilson In Berlin at the Berlin Ensemble where The Threepenny Opera had been created. I had already been commissioned to write the opera, and I felt the need to produce a theatrical work before the opera to get a sense of how to do that. It turned out to be a fully fledged major work. It is on a par with what I did in Manchester and still plays there and is touring. Is it you playing piano on the album? That is me yes, and I play them live; in Brighton it will be me and a piano, no band. Rufus ‘pure’? [Laughs] Yes. Sadly I missed your London Judy Garland gig but love the recording. Is there another diva whose songs you would like to do? Not really, I did Judy because I love her but also as a sort of exorcism. I found myself far too often going to a record store to buy, say, the new Radiohead album and walking out with yet another copy of Somewhere Over The Rainbow, so it was a way of getting her out of my system and it worked. She is free now and I am not possessed by any other iconic stars. Rufus Wainwright, The Brighton Centre, Sunday 4 July (with support from Fyfe Dangerfield)
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THE NEW ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF BRIGHTON
So you think you know Brighton? Rose Collis takes us beyond the bright lights and sea views to capture the city’s diverse history, culture, faces and places in The New Encyclopaedia Of Brighton
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righton-based journalist and author Rose Collis is best known for her criticallyacclaimed biographies of eccentric, ‘oneoff’ personalities such as actress Coral Browne, writer and broadcaster Nancy Spain and the ‘man-woman’, Colonel Victor Barker. But for her latest and tenth book, she has turned her attention to an entire city and produced The New Encyclopaedia Of Brighton, based on the original book written by Tim Carder 20 years ago. It’s not the first time Rose Collis has written about Brighton’s history: as well as conducting her self-devised ‘Walkie Talkies’ guided tours, she wrote the popular Brighton Boozers book, about the social history of the city’s pubs and breweries; and devised the accompanying exhibition which ran at the Brighton History Centre, and then Jubilee Library, for over a year. The alphabetically-ordered The New Encyclopaedia Of Brighton starts with ‘Abattoirs’ and ends with ‘Zap Club’; in between those ‘bookend’ sections are scores of new sections that reflect not only the last 20 years of the town’s history, but also aspects of its rich and diverse social history and culture not covered in the 1990 edition. These include major new sections: Black Brighton, Gay Brighton, Jewish Brighton, Foodie Brighton, Green Brighton, WWI and II, Indian Soldiers, Housing, Refuse and Recycling, plus many new, short profiles of individuals involved in business, politics, literature and entertainment, including Max Miller, Sake Dean Mahomed, Robin Maugham, Hester Thrale and Henry Solomon — a prominent Jewish citizen and Brighton’s first Chief Constable, who was murdered by prisoner John Lawrence in 1844. Also included are the three main Regency architects; the first Brighton serviceman to receive the VC during WWI; the soldier who fired the first shots of WWI; Dirk Bogarde’s grandfather and Virginia Woolf’s grandmother; Brighton’s first black female councillor; the first Indian ever to have a book published in English and the woman who is currently the voice of the ‘speaking clock’. One of the outstanding features of the book are the numerous ‘pull-out’ quotes made about the city, dating back as far as the early 18th century, and the one-off facts that vividly demonstrate what an exceptional history Brighton has always had. There is also an entirely new selection of more than 300 new black and white photographs, illustrations and maps, from private and public collections, including many taken by Rose Collis herself, which will be available for sale soon. In the last two decades alone, Brighton has undergone many major changes, as Rose Collis observes: “The town has become a unitary authority, and then a city, with Hove. Its football club became a team without a permanent home. Political history has been made with the election of Britain’s first Green MP, Caroline Lucas. We’ve lost a pier, gained a university, a new central library — a century after it was first mooted — and we have a completely different Churchill
Square. And look at the amazing variety of historic buildings we have: apart from the world-famous Pavilion, we have one of the country’s few listed, Art Deco lidos at Saltdean and the Duke of York’s, the country’s oldest operating cinema, which celebrates its centenary in September. I think sometimes we fall into the trap of taking our city a little bit for granted, and thinking it is becoming ‘just like everywhere else’, including London. Trust me, as a born and bred Londoner, who chose to live here 13 years ago, if it was remotely like London, I wouldn’t be here!” So, at the risk of alienating large sections of the town, what’s Rose Collis’s favourite part of Brighton? “Well, of course, apart from my own Bear Road neighbourhood, with its historic cemeteries, it has to be the North Laine area: in my opinion, it is unquestionably the heart and soul of Brighton. Despite various attempts to change its character
beyond recognition, it has remained largely – though not entirely – resistant to the worse vagaries of inappropriate development and the bland, ubiquitous façades of chain stores. I mean, where else would you find a Vegetarian Shoe Shop?!” Many of Brighton’s quirkier retailers, past and present, are featured in two fascinating and entertaining ‘Shops and Businesses’ sections which, Collis admits were two of her favourites. “Foodie Brighton was also great fun to put together,” she smiles. “Ever since 1816, when the Prince Regent hired France’s top chef, Marie-Antoine Carême, to cook for him at the
“Sometimes we fall into the trap of taking our city for granted and thinking it’s just like everywhere else. Trust me, if it was remotely like London, I wouldn’t be here!”
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THE NEW ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF BRIGHTON 13 Royal Pavilion, Brighton’s had more than its fair share of epicures and gourmands. So it’s hardly surprising that we now have more cafés and restaurants per head than anywhere else in the UK, apart from London. We have award-winning restaurants including Due South and Terre à Terre; and the likes of Jamie Oliver and Antonio Carluccio have chosen to open eateries here in recent years.” Were there any sections that were harder to write than others? “The section on Maria Colwell: after all these years, the horror and tragedy of what happened to that little girl are still deeply upsetting — but people need reminding of the tremendous impact it had on the nation, in terms of changes to the laws and policies on social care. Oh, and the Housing Section — that actually gave me a headache! Many people might assume that, with 11,000 people currently on the Council waiting list, the city’s housing problem is a relatively recent issue. But it’s actually a centuries-old problem that no-one, in the private or public sectors, has been able to solve properly.” And the town had faced other problems too, as Collis points out: “More than 30 years later, in 1986, an Argus editorial said: “Brighton has a problem...how to reconcile the gaudy, raucous nature of many tourist attractions with beautiful architecture”. This is a perennial problem faced by many historic cities around the world — for example, Edinburgh and Sydney: how to preserve and develop in the right proportions is a dilemma. I’m familiar with all three cities now and they’ve all got it wrong at some point, but have, to some extent, learned from the mistakes of the past.” The architect and designer George Aitchison once observed, “The more one tries to probe into the mind of Brighton, the more do her secrets multiply.” And, after intensive ‘probing’, Rose Collis agrees with that view: ‘He was dead right! And that, of course, presents tough challenges to anyone attempting to chronicle this city’s history and people. And I’m more aware than most that, for each “secret” that is included in this book, there will be another waiting to be uncovered. But working on this book has, for me, been a challenge, a delight and a reminder — if any were needed — of Brighton’s unique character: entrancing, eccentric, frustrating, rewarding, contrasting, surprising, predictable, elegant, gaudy, mercurial and mesmeric. Long may it remain so!” The New Encyclopaedia Of Brighton by Rose Collis (based on the original by Tim Carder), is published by Brighton & Hove Libraries, £20. Henry Solomon, Brighton’s first Chief Constable
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FAMILY DAYS OUT 15
Summer fun
Keep the kids occupied this summer with the best attractions Sussex has to offer
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ith only a couple of weeks to go before the school summer holiday starts, now is the time to make some plans to fill those long – and hopefully sunny – days and weeks. There is nothing worse than hearing the dreaded words, ‘I'm bored!’ And what's more, there’s no reason to ever be bored in Brighton and Hove. With the sea on our doorstep, we already have the ultimate destination for a perfect day out. Just pack a picnic and some sun cream, and don't forget to visit the Wild Planet exhibition which has taken up residence on the seafront between the Piers. Here you can view amazing images from The Wildlife Photographer of the Year, and the exhibition will remain open until the school bells ring in September. Away from the sea, heading in the opposite direction, we are lucky to have the beautiful South Downs, newly recognised as a National Park. Breeze up to Devil's Dyke on the number 77 open top double-decker bus for stunning panoramic views, a walk and an ice cream, or look into walking the whole of the South Downs Way (www.national trail.co.uk/southdowns). For a truly unique Downs experience, have a go at Orbing with extreme sport company Orb 360, which really does involve rolling down the hill in a giant ball.
It is a great idea to get the kids doing something active every day. Brighton and Hove is getting better all the time for cycling, and there are plenty of good cycle routes around. See www.journeyon.co.uk/cycling.asp for maps of cycle routes in and around the city. Most local tennis courts also offer reasonably-priced tennis lessons for Wimbledon-inspired youngsters and some even offer free play before 10am. Until the end of the summer, getting in the swim is also completely free for under-16s at both the King Alfred and The Prince Regent swimming pools, though you will need to register first. Visit www.dcleisure.co.uk and www.kingalfredleisure.co.uk for details. To keep your junior drama queens happy there are plenty of creative and active courses and classes to choose from including the week-long theatre courses run at the University of Sussex and The Windmill Theatre (www.earwigproductions.co.uk) and the popular summer schools at the Wendy Whatling School of Dance (www.wendywhatlingdanceco.co.uk). There are plenty of attractions to choose from too, which offer great value for money, with the Sea Life Centre on our doorstep, and Drusillas Park a little further afield. And never underestimate the excitement of a game of Crazy Golf or an afternoon on Brighton Pier. Go early, avoid the amusement arcades and head for the Helter Skelter and the Dodgems. Forget television; summer just got fun again.
Drusillas Park
Sea Life Centre
This summer, get ready to soak up the fun at Drusillas Park in Alfriston, East Sussex – the ideal place to occupy your little monkeys during the school holidays. The poplar Sussex zoo offers an opportunity to get nose to nose with nature with hundreds of exotic animals from monkeys and crocodiles to penguins and meerkats. However, animals are only half the fun! The state-of-the-art attraction, Go Wild!, combines a multi-levelled labyrinth of adventure play and Thomas the Tank Engine offers a train service 362 days a year. There’s also a varied event diary that runs throughout the year including appearances from Four Arms from Ben 10 (11 August), Peppa Pig (17 and 18 August) and Barney (24 August).
New for 2010 at the Brighton Sea Life centre is the UK’s first glass bottom boat which floats atop the centre’s huge ocean tank. It’s the ultimate way to experience the wonder and beauty of the underworld treasures without getting your feet wet! The expert narration will explain the details of this rich environment and point out all the exciting sights from aerial views of sea turtles Lulu and Jersey, the newest arrival – a giant sting ray, plus a whole host of tropical sharks.
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What is the name of the train at Drusillas?
>Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with Drusillas in the subject box. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: 12 July. Good luck!
Drusillas Park is located just off the A27 in Alfriston. Open from 10am daily. 01323 874100, www.drusillas.co.uk
We have TWO family tickets to give away to lucky readers (each family ticket is worth £45 and gives free entry for one day for two adults and two children). To be in with a chance of winning this fantastic prize, just answer the following question:
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What are the names of the sea turtles at the Sea Life Centre?
>Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with Sea Life Centre in the subject box. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: 12 July. Good luck! The Sea Life Centre, next to Brighton Pier, Madeira Drive. Open from 10am–6pm daily (last admission 5pm). 01273 604234, www.sealifeeurope.com
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Adventure comes full circle Brighton’s favourite all-round adventure company add mountain biking and boarding to their ever-expanding Orb brand The boys at Orb360 have been on a whirlwind since their inception in the summer of 2007, taking the curious public by storm with their extreme sport of ‘orbing’ enjoyed by thousands. TV and press have followed with appearances on T4, BBC3, Ch4, BBC1, BBC2, and LivingTV, with shows such as Lost Princesses and Balls Of Steel to name a few. Their addiction to all things extreme saw the launch of board360.co.uk in 2008, Brighton’s first A.T.B.A accredited Mountain Board centre with jumps and ramps and qualified instructors teaching beginners to novice. “We haven’t stopped since our launch in 2007 and the interest in Orb360 Brighton has been phenomenal,” says Orb’s founder and MD Paul Butler. With the largest Orbing park in the country at over 100 acres, Paul is determined to protect the reputation for being the best value adventure experience of its type. “Everyone has worked very hard and it’s testament to the team that we were recognised by the owners of Red
Letter Days [Theo Pathetis and Peter Jones of Dragons’ Den fame] as the highest selling partner of 2009. “It was great to meet the Dragons in person. We kind of freaked everybody out by rolling our giant orbs into the event – but in a good way!” Not content with just being a top Brighton tourist attraction, the guys have now launched bike360.co.uk – Brighton’s first dedicated hire and trail service mountain biking service based seven days a week at Devils Dyke. “The interest in mountain boarding and mountain biking has really taken off, and we hope families, groups and individuals will take to The Downs with a mapped route with our superb Orb picnic boxes and enjoy a day in the stunning surroundings.” So, where next for the budding entrepreneurs? Well, according to an excited and surprisingly tight-lipped MD, the next ‘big thing’ will be launched in Brighton shortly and take the public by storm in the same way Orb360 has. The popularity of OrbCams is shown just by typing ‘Orb360’ into YouTube!
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“We want customers to really enjoy their experience with us and make a day of it: picnics, BBQs and music all add to the atmosphere and hundreds enjoy our special occasions at Orb HQ every weekend. “Brighton locals really are responsible for helping make us a success, and we are proud to champion Brighton as the country’s favourite good-time beach city.” Look out for Orb360’s new ride in the national press and quote ‘latesthomesorb’ for a special 10 per cent discount on all bike360 and board360 activities during the months of June, July and August. Orb360, 08456 434 360, info@orb360.co.uk, www.orb360.co.uk, www.board360.co.uk, www.bike360.co.uk
Wild Planet Until 26 September 2010, Brighton seafront is home to Wild Planet, a breathtaking exhibition showcasing 80 of the most remarkable wildlife images ever taken. The exhibition images have all been selected from The Wildlife Photographer of the Year, the world’s most prestigious wildlife photography competition, which is owned by the Natural History Museum, London and BBC Wildlife Magazine. Each one is captioned with the story of how it was taken and insights into the species captured on film, to inspire and educate a new generation of wildlife photographers and nature enthusiasts. The Wild Planet experience also includes a designated retail store located on the promenade opposite East Street, offering a unique collection of beautifully designed gifts each inspired by the exhibition images. Also available is the opportunity to buy your favourite image as a stunning print through the Natural History Museum’s Print on Demand service. www.wildplanetexhibition.co.uk, www.nhmshop.co.uk/prints-on-demand
Earwig Productions For the past 20 years, Earwig Productions has developed an unrivaled reputation by offering 7 to 17 year olds a fantastic opportunity to work alongside its enthusiastic and dedicated staff and experience all the thrills of the theatre. The courses are unique and the quality of the staff is outstanding. All the workshop leaders are professional performers and CRB checked. Students work in small groups with specialist tutors acquiring, practising and perfecting a huge range of skills such as acting, improvisation, make-up, dance/movement, circus, design and lots more. The courses are held at Sussex University (Falmer), Roedean Theatre (Brighton) and The Windmill Theatre (Hove). The courses, which run throughout August, are all one week long and cost £145. Earwig Productions, 01273 735725, www.earwigproductions.co.uk
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SOCIAL DIARY SPECIAL AMAZE Pics: www.robertgriffinphotgraphy.com
Latest diary special With a little help from some very familiar comic faces, in June BIG CHEER raised £22,000 for local charity Amaze. Latest Diary went behind the scenes Brighton comedy fundraiser pulled in the big names The first Big Cheer for Amaze in association with Baby Cow Productions Ltd on 17 June was a huge, side-splitting success. The likes of Steve Coogan, Noel Fielding, Count Arthur Strong and former Latest 7 columnist Seann Walsh played to a packed Dome Concert Hall, raising £22,000 for Amaze, who support families of children with special needs and disabilities in Brighton and Hove. Amaze Patron Angella Pell says: “Amaze work small miracles every day, helping to make life a little easier for a lot of families. It’s brilliant to be able to help organise an event like this for them!” Look out for the Big Cheer next year! For more info about the work of Amaze email nickyb@amazebrighton.org.uk or call the helpline on 01273 772289. Noel Fielding
Steve Coogan
Amaze patrons, staff, comedians & volunteers
Seann Walsh
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Food & Drink Andrew Kay says ‘good evening Vietnam’ at newcomer Pho
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o the truth is, what I knew about Vietnamese food would have fit – with space left over – on the proverbial postage stamp. I had, of course, come across it in the past, but I was never convinced that what I was eating was in any way authentic. And now I know that what I had encountered was less than authentic and simply a variant on Chinese cuisine. When Pho opened, I went along not knowing what to expect. What I found was so good that, in the first month, I have dined there four times. Now for someone who eats out as part of his job, dining in the same place four times in a month is almost unheard of. The reason I have is that the food at Pho appeals to me in many ways. I suppose top of the list has to be that it is new to me and, as such, I want to learn more. Secondly, it is surprisingly clean and healthy with very little fat and no gluten. Now as you know, I have a rather cavalier attitude to people with supposed ‘food allergies’ or ‘intolerances’, but at Pho I found food that would solve some of those problems and still taste great. And great taste is the defining factor in my returning so often and so soon.
“Pho works brilliantly and the zingy fresh quality of the dish dances on your tongue” So what makes it taste so good? Well, for me it is the clarity of flavour. On my first visit I was introduced to summer rolls. They are certainly the smarter version of spring rolls, fresher in flavour as the fillings are wrapped in water-soaked rice paper and served cold, so no deep fat frying. Wrapped in a fresh mint leaf and dipped in a light sauce they are simply delicious. On a later visit I tried the fried version and they, too, are good but don’t come with the feel-good factor that the healthier un-fried version carries. I also fell in love with a shredded green mango salad that comes with crisp shreds of pork. The pork is there really as a seasoning and texture rather than as a main protein, but it works brilliantly, and the zingy fresh quality of the dish dances on your tongue. I also love the pork meatballs which, once again, are eaten with mint leaves. The core of the menu is noodle, pho or bun, and these are served in a variety of ways. Already I have had them served in a light broth, to which you add a huge bundle of fresh herbs, which come to the table on the side of the dish to be added at the last minute; in a deep red broth heavy with spices but still surprisingly clear in flavour; and stir fried with both chicken and fat prawns. Many of the dishes are served undressed but with delicious dressing that you add yourself. I would say the defining flavours are the herbs which you see being brought fresh to the open kitchen throughout your meal, such are the quantities used in this cuisine. I also love watching the brigade in the kitchen busily at work; it’s a brisk business so it’s entertaining enough to make Pho a good place to dine alone, especially at the bar around the kitchen or the high tables close by. We usually drink beer; there are three types of Vietnamese on offer and already Mr R has chosen his favourite and I have chosen mine. And the coffee has got to be experienced. It comes to the table in individual metal drippers and is deliciously strong. You can, if you have the same latest 7 supports constitution as me, have it black; or, if you are feeling indulgent, try it served with rich condensed milk. I was apprehensive about the latter but once tried I am now hooked. There are puddings, too, but as yet I have only shared a portion of banana fritters. They were good too, but sort of unnecessary at the end of what had been have you voted yet? up until that point such a healthy repast. brightonfoodawards.com
Oh OK, they were delicious and I wanted a portion to myself but felt guilty at the mere thought. Finally, Pho is great value. It’s easy to dine well and not break the bank. Summer rolls with chicken are £3.25 and the most expensive main course is £8.95. The portions are generous, too. In fact generous is a good way to look at this delicious cuisine – big flavours, not too fiery but with the option to add spice at the table should you wish. Right now the policy is no bookings, but so far we have not had to wait to be served and, once ordered, the food comes pretty fast. I like that, especially when I am running to a tight schedule. So, it’s yeah to Pho and yeah to tasting Vietnamese cuisine. I cannot say it is truly authentic, as I have never been to Vietnam, but what the hey, I like it – I like it a lot. Pho, 12 Black Lion Street, Brighton, BN1 1ND, 01273 202403
Hot Table Tip Keep 15 of July free and book supper at Table where Henry Harris, from Harvey Nichols and Racine, Chris Handley from Soho house and Steve Beadle from Table are giving a demonstration master class and four-course meal with matching wine. A wine expert will be there to guide you. This promises to be a spectacular event and the first of long series of Table Suppers. Master class, four-course supper with matching wines, £45.00 per person, to book call 01273 900 383 or email reservations@tablebrighton.co.uk
What cuisine is missing from Brighton? andrew@thelatest.co.uk follow me on twitter
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L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk Restaurants American Rock & Roller Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk
British & modern European Bardsley’s Probably Brighton’s most popular fish and chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256
The Gallery An independent British restaurant in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery prides itself in serving the very best fresh, locally sourced and seasonal menu. Head chef Mosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from the Dorchester Mayfair Hotel in London. The Gallery restaurant offers a warm environment to celebrate any occasion. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327
Koba Bar and Venue Koba hosts a Credit Crunch Menu in the cocktail bar Sunday to Friday with cocktails from £2.95 and wine from £7.95 a bottle all night long. With thre bars over three floors and a dedicated team of mixologsts, this venue stands as a flagship of quality and has received many awards. 135 Western Road, Brighton, BN3 4FF, 01273 720059
The Restaurant At Drakes Nestled inside Brighton’s finest designer hotel – the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Winner of two coveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisite cuisine with the highest quality seasonal ingredients. 2-course menu for £28; 3 courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50. Private dining room for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com
Chinese Gars Restaurant This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk
French Cocoa Patisserie Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on
the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412
Koba Bar
New Steine Bistro This cosy French bistro with regular art exhibitions is the perfect setting to enjoy homemade French food using local produce as much as possible. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for 2 courses, £14.50 for 3, Sunday to Thursday; and £16.50 for 2 courses, £18.50 for 3 on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp
L’Église Traditional French restaurant offering classic cuisine for contemporary tastes. A la carte menu Tuesday to Sunday with daily specials. Locally sourced produce including freshly caught fish, and an Anglo-French cheeseboard. Enjoy the south-facing terrace with the twocourse lunch menu, Tuesday–Saturday, 12–6pm at £9.95 or relax on a Sunday with a delicious French roast. 196 Church Road, Hove, 01273 220868, www.legliserestaurant.co.uk
Indian Chaula’s Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
Japanese
The Chilli Pickle
Moshi Moshi
The Chilli Pickle is an Indian Bistro in the heart of The Lanes. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food plus a good selection of thalis and the ever-popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian beers, luxury loose teas and a wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk
Is there a better and cooler place to eat Japanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the service great, and they’ve won a brace of awards for their work in fish conservation. If you’re not yet a Moshi member, you’re missing out: their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are a phenomenom. Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk
Eastern Eye Just south of Preston Circus, Eastern Eye is a great choice for business and pleasure, being presented in a very relaxed, authentic style. Whether it’s South Indian, Tandoori, Mughlai or Bengali dishes, here you can sample a variety of classic dishes found in the Indian Subcontinent, accompanied with a variety of local beers, wines and a cocktail menu. Eastern Eye, 58 London Road, Brighton, BN1 4JE, 01273 685151, www.easterneyerestaurant.co.uk
Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori Established in 1987 and set in a 16th century building, Elizabethan Cottage Tandoori carefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference. It’s not just a meal, but an experience. 130–136 Old London Road, Patcham, Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075
Italian Donatello Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Fat Leo The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk
Thai Sabai Thai Gastrobar Sabai transports you to the beach bars of Samui or the contemporary restaurants of Bangkok. With its cosy Thai cushions nestled up on a raised platform, enjoy a 2-for-1 cocktail or dishes in the afternoon from just £4.95. With an acoustic guitarist on Wednesdays and Sundays. 165–169 Princes House, Princes Place, North St, Brighton, 01273 773030, www.sabaibrighton.co.uk
Vietnamese Pho Pho is a family-run Vietnamese restaurant serving traditional and healthy street food in a contemporary environment. The menu specialises in fresh dishes like pho noodle soup complemented by other Vietnamese foods including goi (salads), bun vermicelli noodles, cari (Vietnamese curry), goi cuon and cha gio (summer and spring rolls). Pho is open seven days a week with outdoor seating. Pho, 12 Black Lion Street, Brighton, www.phocafe.co.uk
Check out Andrew Kay’s comprehensive Brighton, Hove and Sussex Food & Drink directory online at www.thelatest.co.uk
To add your entry to our Hotlist call Advertising on 01273 818150
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WAVE WORLD Health and beauty news and reviews GREEN GARDEN CENTRE The former Ford garage, Evans Halshall on Old Shoreham Road in Portslade, is undergoing a bit of a transformation of late. Jonathan Tate, who owns Paradise Park garden centre and South Downs Nurseries, is turning the former car garage into the greenest garden centre in Sussex. The first of two massive tanks have been lowered into position – being just one of the green initiatives in the building. The 27,000 litre underground containers are at the centre of a unique rainwater harvesting system. The garden is set to open later this year.
SUMMER AID Oats aren’t just good for your diet – they’re great for your skin, too, as they calm inflammation and restore smoothness and elasticity. Hot, inflamed or dry skin (read sunburn and heat rash) can benefit from being soaked in oats mixed with water, but this can be messy! Oat Soak is a product from Skin Shop that makes oats into a substance suitable for easy use in the bath. Oat Soak bath sachets are made from pure colloidal oats, which are fine and can remain suspended in the water, so it’s pleasant to soak in and easy to wash away. It’s a great way to soothe sun exposed skin before bed. They come in handy sachets, too, so they’re easy to take away on holiday with you! Oat Soak costs £1.99 per sachet or £9.99 for 10 sachets, available from www.skinshop.co.uk
SKIN ARMOUR For those of us who have sensitive skin, we know what a chore it can be finding sun-care products and cosmetics to suit. Kalme Undercoat is a new and unique skin-care product that acts as an armour to the skin. It’s worn as a base beneath other products and the all important ingredient, tetrapeptide Skinasensyl, decreases the release of pro-inflammatory neuromediators in the skin. To translate: this increases the skin’s tolerance! Kalme Undercoat costs £17, www.skinshop.co.uk
Neat retreat
Sharon Caple escapes for a retreat weekend at Oxon Hoath in England’s ‘Garden of Eden’
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f you’re looking for the perfect weekend away that won’t blow your budget, then the Oxon Hoath country estate retreat is ideal. I visited Oxon Hoath with my friend Alice for some much needed R&R. We started our journey in Brighton and ended up in England’s ‘Garden of Eden’ – the beautiful Kent countryside. We drove down a long, private road and arrived at Oxon Hoath, an impressive building set in stunning grounds that looked like something straight out of a Jane Austen novel. The picturesque estate was originally built more than 600 years ago. Falling into disrepair, the manor was restored by the Tindle family, whose restoration efforts created the tranquil retreat that it is today. Oxon Hoath run weekend retreats 12 times throughout the year, from Friday evening through to Sunday evening. On our arrival we were welcomed in the library by all the therapists; this informal introduction also gave us the opportunity to meet other people on the retreat weekend. The retreat package includes two nights full board, amazing vegetarian cuisine, and a choice of two treatments and one class, or a treatment and two classes.
THE EYES HAVE IT The College of Optometrists put the myths to rest when it comes to health stories concerning the eyes: reading in the dark or dim light will not damage your eyes. It’s just more difficult to see and may give you a headache! Contact lenses cannot get lost behind the eye: the membrane that covers the white of your eye also lines your eyelids. You won’t come to any harm from wearing someone else’s glasses – but it may cause double vision and give you a headache and you certainly shouldn’t try driving in them! Watching TV in the dark or too closely won’t damage your eyes, but it may make them tired. Wearing your glasses less will not make you depend on them less – you just become accustomed to the blur and don’t remember how bad your vision is! And no, you can’t wear out your eyes. They will last and it has nothing to do with the number of hours you use them. www.college-optometrists.org
Josephine Percival RN MSc MCPH DSEH Integrative Health Specialist
Experienced practitioner treating a wide variety of conditions in adults & children Teaching methods & techniques for self-care & self-healing
T: 07952 003043 E: info@wisewomanhealing.co.uk www.wisewomanhealing.co.uk
Consultations available in Hove or by telephone Home visits by arrangement Some techniques used include: Energy Healing • Interactive Guided Imagerysm • Breathwork • Stress Management Healing offered for animals Free 15 minute telephone consultation
“Oxon Hoath is an impressive building set in stunning grounds and looks like something out of a Jane Austen novel” I’d booked my first treatment, a holistic facial, in for Saturday morning. This was in a treatment room in a rear cottage, which is the oldest part of Oxon Hoath. The room was clean, relaxed and tranquil. Products used in the facial were all 100 per cent natural. This was the perfect detox – a relaxing hour which included cleansing and massaging, concentrating on the pressure points of the face, around the eyes, temple and chin. My skin was left feeling completely invigorated with those tension frowns left behind! The facial ended with a relaxing shoulder massage followed by Reiki healing. I’d also booked a Thai Chi class that morning. This would normally take place in the dance studio overlooking the rose garden. However, because of the great weather, they decided to hold the class out in the gardens, which was absolutely perfect in the fantastic rural setting with the sound of birds singing. Meals were a mixture of buffets and table service; all were delicious and creative vegetarian cuisine. A wonderful home-made dessert, complete with added touches of fresh rose petals, chive flowers and elderberries from the garden completed each meal. Marcy and Mac, who run the retreats, have made these weekends a wonderfully homely and relaxing experience. They give you the freedom to choose what you want to do, whether it’s reading a book in the hammock, walking around the grounds or having as many treatments or classes as you wish. Visitors can even make hot drinks and snacks in the kitchen area between meal times, giving you the sense of feeling at home. By the end of my weekend I felt completely relaxed and rejuvenated, and came away with an increased sense of wellbeing. Chilled evenings were spent chatting, getting to know different people from all walks of life while enjoying a bottle of organic wine. Oxon Hoath is the perfect place for anybody who would like to just take themselves away for some essential ‘me time’, or to spend quality time with good friends. I would highly recommend Oxon Hoath’s weekend retreats. With its warm welcome, relaxing classes and treatments, great food and picturesque location, it really is the most wonderful place to be. I will definitely be going back. The next retreat weekends at Oxon Hoath are: 10–12 September, 8–10 October, 22–24 October and 12–14 November. Two nights full-board with your choice of three activities all for just £229. Oxon Hoath, Hadlow, Nr Tonbridge, Kent TN11 9SS, 01732 811071, www.oxonhoath.co.uk
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GOOD VIBRATIONS Zara Baker finds out why Power Plates is the preferred workout for many at Revitalise
New courses start week commencing 10th May
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ooray for summer! Surely the only downsides (aside from the unpredictable British weather) are hay fever and squeezing into those little shorts that fitted perfectly fine last year. Didn’t they? Well, with allergy tablets keeping hay fever at bay, that just leaves the problem of the beach-ready body – or lack of. Which is why I decided to try Power Plates. OK, some may see this as cheating, but in the quest to tone up in time for summer days on the beach, I’m going to try everything I can. Doing Power Plates didn’t feel lazy. It was easier than a Spin class, but the next day my body felt like it usually does post work out. I could definitely feel it but no pain, no gain, right? I went along to Revitalise after work for a half hour class – nothing more, nothing less. The result of a session on a Power Plates machine is equal to that of longer periods of time spent sweating in the gym. How? Here’s the science bit: Power Plate machines vibrate as you stand on them, which stimulates the involuntary nervous system. This activates muscle contractions between 25 and 50 times per second. So, the effect of one squat completed in a normal aerobics class is multiplied when done standing on the Power Plates. Twice the results in half the time. There were just four people in the introductory class due to the number of machines (these are expensive pieces of equipment so going along to Revitalise is also a more financially sound option than getting one yourself) and it also allows the teacher to spend time with each individual. Power Plates are so simple to use: our teacher, Kristen, set the machines at 35Hz on a 60-second cycle. She then showed us each workout to do in that minute.
To be honest, if I had the machine at home, I wouldn’t know what else to do apart from squats, but in the half hour session, Kristen showed us a complete range of exercises which give the body a complete workout. One exercise saw me leaning forward, standing on one leg and raising the other leg straight out behind me, gently pulsing the leg up and down, all the time keeping it extended straight out. This is great for toning the rear and the abs too. The session ended with a massage: the machine was increased to 50Hz high and I lay on the floor with just the backs of my legs on the vibrating plate. This massages the calf muscles to improve blood circulation. Similarly, having the backs of your thighs on the plate boosts the circulation and stimulates the lymphatic system, helping to reduce the appearance of cellulite. It seems far more effective than massaging in the leading anti-cellulite cream. All ages and fitness abilities can benefit from Power Plates, with classes tailored to suit the individual. After the World Cup, our players will be in great need of some physiotherapy, and the massage aspect to a Power Plates session is ideal in reducing pain and relaxing and stretching the muscles. Power Plates aid weight loss, increase muscular tone and strength, relax and massage the muscles, increase bone density and improve balance, core control and posture. Power Plates are also popular for their ‘spa’ benefits: levels of serotonin are raised, and stress and cellulite are reduced. I really can’t rave about Power Plates enough. There are so many exercises to do it never gets boring and the health benefits are vast. Kylie is a fan, and we all know how iconic her figure has become... Revitalise offers a range of Power Plates classes including the Body Blitz fourweek package (£45 for 1 class a week; £85 for two classes a week; £115 for three classes a week) and Drop A Dress Size eight-week package, perfect for toning up in time for the summer holidays (£155 for two classes a week – 16 classes total; £210 for three classes a week – 24 classes total). A free beginners class is offered to all new clients, single classes cost £20, Power Plates beginner, intermediate and advanced classes. Revitalise, 86 Church Road, Hove, 01273 738389, www.revitalise-u.co.uk
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Let it shine
Shine Hair & Beauty offers essential tips with summer hair-care dos and don’ts to ensure your locks aren’t too frazzled by the end of summer
Do: Protect your hair. Sun damage and salt and chlorine build up can have an abrasive effect on your hair making it feel dry and look dull. By using a sun specific range such as Aveda sun care, the damage will be minimised. Protect your scalp, especially if you have short or fine hair. Skin burns when it’s not protected, and so will your scalp. A light spray of Aveda Protective Hair Veil worked into your scalp will help. Make sure your hair is in good condition before you leave: the better the condition is before you leave, the better it should be when you get back. Use weekly strengthening treatments leading up to your holiday to build up the protein in your hair. This will stop it feeling brittle and weak after sun exposure. Wash your hair after swimming in a pool or the sea. Although you might feel that you are losing that beach-fresh look, it can easily be replicated by working some curl cream, or a salt water spray straight onto washed hair and letting it dry naturally. These products are designed to nourish your hair, whereas sea water and chlorine will damage your hair.
Don’t: Use waxy products, especially on shorter hair and men’s styles. The sun will melt them slightly making your hair feel flat and greasy. Try using drier textured products such as Aveda Men Grooming Clay; these will give your hair a more summery texture. Get your hair coloured before you leave. Although it will look nice in your holiday pictures, the abrasive effects of the sun will open the cuticles of your hair, making it more susceptible to colour fading . Forget to pack your weekly treatments. Leaving it in your hair while in the sun will help it to penetrate into your hair deeper and protect it from further damage. Need to know more? Visit the experts at Shine. Shine Hair and Beauty, 111 Gloucester Road, Brighton, BN1 4AF. To book visit www.shinehairgroup.com or call 01273 604404
Images courtesy of Aveda
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Dear Jacquie Your health queries answered with Jacquie Lane from the College of Naturopathic Medicine My mum has hypothyroidism and takes medication. I’m worried that I may get it too, but to be honest I don’t even know what to look out for! It was so long ago for my mum, she’s forgotten. What tests are available to see if I’ll get it? PC, Kemp Town Hypothyroid, otherwise known as low thyroid gland function, is where the thyroid gland doesn’t produce enough thyroid hormones. Your GP would perform a blood test and measure in the first instance your Thyroid stimulating hormones (TSH). However, this is not always conclusive, as you may have subclinical hypothyroidism, where the serum levels are normal but you still suffer from symptoms. The symptoms to look out for are: cold hands and feet, hair loss – sometimes from the outer section of the eyebrow, constipation, flaky nails and dry skin, weight gain, fatigue and depression. Basically
the thyroid controls the body’s metabolism, it’s like an engine with thyroid hormones being the fuel. If the ‘fuel’ is in short supply the engine slows down, conversely hyperthyroidism – overactive thyroid is the opposite, where everything speeds up.
From a nutrition point of view, foods that are known to block the conversion of the hormones into their active parts, by interfering with iodine uptake, are foods which contain goitrogens: raw foods such as broccoli, cabbage, brussel sprouts, cauliflower etc. Once cooked they are can also interfere with iodine and should be used sparingly. The key nutrients for thyroid health are organic foods containing iodine, zinc, B vitamins, selenium, Tyrosine, copper, and vitamins A, C and E. There is a temperature test you can do yourself at home called a basal temperature test: to do this take an old fashioned thermometer and place by the bed with a pen and piece of paper the night before. In the morning, ensuring absolutely minimal movement, place the thermometer under your arm for 10 minutes and record your temperature for three days in a row. If you’re menstruating do it on days two, three and four of your period. If your average temperature is under 36.6 degrees it is likely you may need some extra support, so see a nutritional therapist. If you have a general health query that you would like to raise here you can email Jacquie at healthqueriesforWave@naturopathy -uk.com. Please note that Jacquie cannot enter into individual correspondence unless your query is chosen for publication.
Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) and the Director of Studies at CNM in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues.
CNM open evening If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please book to attend CNM’s open evening in Brighton on Tuesday 19 July. Call 01342 410505 or visit www.naturopathy-uk.com
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we have a new service opening this summer: our self-facilitated artistic support groups. A small fixed group of women will meet on a Wednesday morning to work together through The Artist’s Way, the powerful book by Julia Cameron. The Artist’s Way is a programme that helps people to discover or recover their creative side to help support them during any healing process. “This service has really helped me,” says one service user about Survivors’ Network. “I can’t tell you how good it is to get this stuff out of my head, it doesn’t feel like he’s won anymore.” “The staff are amazing,” says another service user. “You can just be yourself and they support you in whatever way you need.” Survivors’ Network is open throughout the summer months and continues to provide vital support for all women aged 14 plus, who have experienced sexual abuse, rape, sexual assault and harassment. We provide face to face counselling, group work, informal drop-ins, advocacy and telephone and email support. We’re here for you this summer. Ruth Mason is project manager at Survivors’ Network, 01273 203380, www.survivorsnetwork.org.uk
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> Tuesday 29 to Monday 5 July> Quartet provides great opportunities for older actors, but you’ve enjoyed fantastic roles throughout your career... Yes, I have been lucky, possibly because I decided that you cannot specialise, not just doing films or doing a soap but taking what comes if you like it. And not doing stuff just for the money, that would be a disaster. Do you prefer comedy roles or more serious drama? I don’t make a distinction, there’s comedy in most things and any serious play with no comedy is not doing its job. I don’t like pigeon holing things. If an author has written something that is meant to get a laugh, and you do it properly, it will get a laugh. The same if it is sad, or outraged or disgusted. You must never think, oh I’m going to be funny here.
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It’s a great cast for Quartet. Yes it is. I worked with Michael Jayston years ago in a film and I have know Gwen Taylor for a long time, we’re all friends. I did The Birthday Party with the director, Joe Harmston.
something that we all think about. Not just audiences, who are approaching that age, but thinking about what we will do when we have to stop doing what we really love.
Do you ever envision yourself being in such a retirement home? Well yes, there is a magnificent one in Northwood called Denville Hall and I go there to see colleagues.
Do actors really stop? Well no not really, I’m not thinking of it touch wood – unless I find I can’t remember the words or start bumping into the furniture, then it would be time to go. But somebody has to play all the old buffers and I enjoy it and can still do it.
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BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE 01273 700747 www.brightondome.org Swimming At The Ritz It's Paris 1995 and Ambassador Pamela Harriman is being sued for 40 million dollars >30 June, 8pm, £10 Reeling An Austrian child star grows up and disappears. >3 & 4 July, 8pm, £10 Two Sisters Rika and Edith, caring sisters, discover the truth about their past. >29 June, 8pm, £10 Joe Ho Ho The parallels of Linda’s life are extreme. >2 July, 8pm, £10 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk 42nd Street Classic American musical combines high octane choreography and show-stopping numbers.>22 June–28 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37. IN REP WITH:
Pygmalion Bernard Shaw's provocative drama with Henry Higgins transforming Eliza Doolittle into a society lady. >9 July–27 August, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £10–£37 CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE, MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Critic/The Real Inspector Hound. Richard Brinsley Sheridan and Tom Stoppard: two playwrights, two centuries apart, both renowned for their wit, are brought together in a double bill. >2 July-28 August, 7.45pm, 2pm matinee Sat, £27.50 CRAWLEY: THE HAWTH, 01293 553636 www.hawth.co.uk Romeo and Juliet Illyria present open-air version of passionate Shakespeare romance. Performed in the Amphitheatre.
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THEATRE ROYAL BRIGHTON 08448 717650 www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Canary Jonathan Harvey's uplifting story about finding your voice. >29 June–3 July, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed and Sat, £13–£19.50 Quartet Bittersweet comedy by Ronald Harwood (The Dresser, The Pianist). Tim West leads a star studded cast. >5_–10 July, 7.45pm, 2.30pm matinee Wed and Sat, £13–£28 WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk The Woman In Black Stephen Mallatratt’s sparsely inventive adaptation of Susan Hill’s best selling thriller. >5–10 June, 7.30pm, 2pm matinee Wed and 2.30pm matinee Sat, £13-£22 WORTHING: PAVILION THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk Mum’s The Word Five women, five stories, one common thread. A comic and intimate look at motherhood. >28–30 June, 7.30pm, £19.50
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EDDIE PALMIERI Legendary pianist and bandleader Eddie Palmieri has, over the last five decades, established himself as one of the great icons of Latin jazz. Influenced by the music of Cuba and jazz, he has made over 40 albums and recieved nine Grammy’s. Saturday 3 July, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome
ROBERT CRAY A leading light in the contemporary blues renaissance, Cray has collaborated with the likes of Eric Clapton, The Rolling Stones, BB King and Muddy Waters. Since 1974, his Fender Strat vibe mixed with a Stax and gospel feel has delighted audiences around the world. Monday 5 July, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT From the esteemed musical family that includes Loudon Wainwright III, Kate McGarrigle and Martha Wanwright, Rufus has established himself as one of the great male vocalists and songwriters of his generation. Carving out his own singular sound from opera to rock, he’s not afraid to experiment in this age of conformity. Sunday 4 July, Brigton Centre (see also interview p11)
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Mali’s Bassekou Kouyate on West African tradition, clan ceremonies, and why he started playing his ngoni like a guitar
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of a big clan group, and that there are all these people for whom we mean something in life.” Now making his name around the world as a very exciting ngoni player, he also made a significant mark in his home country when he went against tradition by suddenly strapping the ngoni over his shoulder like a guitar and playing a solo standing up. “I felt I had as much to contribute as the other instruments at the time, and I thought it was possible for the ngoni to take its turn playing solos, just like the others. Also I had a particularly sharp white shirt that I thought looked pretty good and I wanted to show my own style, just like the other musicians, so I stood up and played!” Mali has seen an outpouring of world class musicians in recent years: Oumou Sangaré, Vieux Farka Toure, Toumani Diabate and Rokia Traore amongst others. “The artists you mentioned represent at least three different types of traditional Malian music,” says Bassekou, “and their modern presentations by creative artists. It may have something to do with the fact people have more time to spend practising their music, or that some musicians are from families that are traditional musicians, so the children learn from their family environment at a very early age.” Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni ba, Thursday 1 July, Concorde 2
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The fourth Clifton Montpelier Powis (CMP) Festival kicks off on Friday with a lively and eclectic programme that more than justifies its place in the local calendar (and rather defies the volunteer organisers’ shoe-string budget). New events this year include ‘Merely Melville’, a celebration of the centenary of Alan Melville’s birth with songs and sketches; a showing of the Brighton-made documentary, The Making of George; and My Body Sang, featuring real-life stories with a Brighton focus and universal appeal. Literary highlights include Selina Hastings on Somerset Maugham: A Life Under Cover; Charlotte Moore on Hancox – a portrait of a vanished way of life in an English country house; and Hilary Spurling (pictured) on her book Burying The Bones: Pearl Buck In China, about the life of the Nobel Prizewinning novelist and author of The Good Earth. Musical treats include The Bluebird Ensemble playing Borodin and Schubert, and a finale performance of Purcell’s ‘Dido And Aeneas’ with The Baroque Collective, young soloists and the East Sussex Bach Choir. Festival-goers can also support The Sussex Beacon’s Garden Gadabout with garden openings in the Clifton Montpelier Powis Trail on Saturday and Sunday. For full details visit www.cmpcaonline.org.uk. Tickets available from Dome Box Office (01273 709 709), www.brightonticketshop.com or on the door. 2–18 July at St Nicholas Parish Church, Dyke Road and Saint Michael & All Angels, Victoria Road.
From the East End of London, Ryca eschewed formal university fine art training and instead makes his art in response to the popular culture of movies, images and objects that have been a part of life: Star Wars, Tarantino films, acid smiley faces and street art. Here he exhibits original work using gels, signs and mirrors as well as silkscreen prints. Ryca, Ink_d Gallery (upstairs), 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 11 July
Kimi Conrad Platform X is a series of short residencies enabling artists to freely respond to the space and locale leading to a public outcome. Kimi Conrad’s ongoing installation will be complimented by an evolving programme of screenings, performances and art objects. Platform X: Kimi Conrad, Permanent Gallery, 20 Bedford Place, 01273 710389. Until 11 July
Lee Baker Japanese culture through the ages has been a fascination for Baker for many years, and this exhibition of new paintings and prints is inspired by the orient and Japanese legends. Also showing is his new animation about ‘Toku Chan’, a heart shaped anime character created as the alter ego of the artist. Boxbird, 14 Saint John’s Road Hove, 01273 734295. Until 17 July
Events highlights THURSDAY 1 Hammer & Tongue Performance poetry, featuring soulfully incisive Dean Atta and Baba Brinkman. Plus open poetry slam. Hosted by Mike Parker and Rosy Carrick Komedia Studio Bar, 7.30pm, £5/4 The Space presents Chaz Jankel & David Quantick Songwriter for the legendary Ian Dury And The Blockheads, Chaz Jankel, and leading television comedy writer David Quantick. With a short set from Chaz Jankel. Hosted by Mike Parker and Rosy Carrick The Basement, 7.30pm, £7.50
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Royal Regiment – by parachute.
> Sussex Cricket Ground, 10am–6pm Paddle Round The Pier A full weekend of water and land-based activities with the main event on Sunday at 2pm being the eclectic mix of flotillas being paddled, surfed and sailed. Also Sunday 4. www.paddleroundthepier.com Garden Gadabout Over 60 beautiful private gardens across Brighton, Hove and surrounding areas are open to the public in aid of The Sussex Beacon Trust. From the great and grand to the small but perfectly formed. Also Sunday 4. www.gardengadabout.org.uk Race For Life 2010 3000 women will be walking, jogging or running 5k to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Also Sunday 4. Stanmer Park, Lewes Road, Brighton. Saturday 2pm and Sunday 11am
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Armed Forces Day Parades, live music, activities, displays, military vehicle exhibitions and, prior to the start of the cricket later, the ball will be delivered from the Princess of Wales’
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Photographer Mike Hoban showcases his collection of Venice polaroids first shown at Chelsea Arts Club in London last year. Jonathan Smith exhibits his latest collection of luminous landscape paintings and Hebridean beaches. Also on show are portraits of visual artists including David Hockney and Sir Peter Blake. Mike Hoban & Jonathan Smith, Pelham House, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 24 August
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FILM Whatever Works (12A)
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Woody Allen’s charming comedy follows life-long New Yorker, Boris Yellnikoff, who spouts off his ideologies on religion and relationships to anyone who’ll listen. Then he takes in a young runaway and an unlikely friendship forms, with Boris beginning to mould the young girl’s mind. What will her parents say? Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Duke Of York’s
Showing this week Get Him To The Greek (15) Dir: Nicholas Stoller
Comedy following rock god Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his hapless aid Aaron Greenberg (Jonah Hill) – who’s been tasked with escorting Snow to LA’s Greek Theatre for his gig. Sounds simple, right? Not quite so: with drug smuggling, brawls and lap dances, this is anything but... Showing at Cineworld, Odeon and Connaught
White Material (15) Dir: Claire Denis
Shrek Forever After 2D & 3D (U) Dir: Mike Mitchell
Killers (12A) Dir: Robert Luketic
Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher star as a married couple who are in the ‘happily ever after’ stage until Spencer’s (Kutcher) 30th birthday. Bullets start to fly, literally, as it turns out Spencer’s a bit of an international spy and hitman and he’d forgotten to tell his bride. Hmm, an easy thing to slip the mind. Will their marriage last? Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught
“Donkey!” Shrek’s back, so get ready to catch the latest offering – now in 3D. Hooray! This time around, in another fairy-tale-centric story, the devious Rumpelstiltskin (we all know that story!) tricks Shrek into signing a contract that erases him from existence. So, no-one knows who Shrek is – he is a stranger to his wife Fiona and his best friend Donkey. A hilarious case of mistaken identitly ensues as Shrek is branded evil and dangerous (which we would never believe with that innocent and bemused expression but ogres are evil in this realm) and Rumpelstiltskin reigns in this alternate reality. Will it be unhappily ever after in Far Far Away? The tagline suggests this is the final outing (boo!) but we’re already loving the storyline compared to Shrek 2 and 3. Can Shrek make amends and get through to his loved ones? Get Donkey some waffles! Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Connaught
Wild Target (12A) Dir: Jonathan Lynn Rupert Grint hangs up his wand and leaves the role of playing Harry Potter’s best friend Ron (will he ever
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be known as anything else?) to play Tony, a young apprentice to Bill Nighy’s hitman character, Victor.
Except Tony believes Victor to be a detective... doh. A fun action comedy. Showing at Cineworld
Film exploring an African town rife with civil and racial conflict (did you think it was going to be about the World Cup?) Government forces are at war with rebels, schools are closing, children are turning to crime, plantation workers are fleeing and, in the middle of it all, a white French family attempt to save their coffee plantation and refuse to leave, even as their world falls apart. Showing at Duke of York’s
Return To Neverland (U) Dir: Robin Budd
Fun Saturday morning animation for all the family. Set long after Wendy and her brothers first went to Neverland, but before Johnny Depp played writer JM Barrie in the live action film, this delightful animation sees evil Captain Hook kidnap Wendy’s daughter Jane in an attempt to lure and capture Peter Pan. Expect Tinkerbell too. And fairy dust. Showing at Duke Of York’s
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Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.45, 7.00, 9.30 Killers (12A) 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Letters To Juliet (PG) 3.00, 5.30, 7.45 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.45, 5.30, 8.30 Sex And The City 2 (15) 5.15, 8.45 Streetdance 3D (PG) 3.20, 5.45, 8.15 Whatever Works (12A) 3.15, 5.45, 8.15
Tetro (15) 1.30 Vincere (15) 11.00, 6.15 Whatever Works (12A) 4.00, 9.00
WEDNESDAY 30 Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.45, 7.00, 9.30 Killers (12A) 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 Letters To Juliet (PG) 3.00, 5.30, 7.45 Please Give (15) 3.15, 5.30, 7.45 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 6.15, 9.00 Robin Hood (12A) 2.45, 5.30, 8.30 Prince Sex And The City 2 (15) of Persia 5.15, 8.45 Streetdance 3D (PG) 3.20, 5.45, 8.15 Whatever Works (12A) 3.15, 5.45, 8.15
THURSDAY 1 JULY Get Him To The Greek (15) 1.00, 3.45, 7.00, 9.30 Killers (12A) 1.30, 4.15, 6.30, 8.45 The Last Station (15)10.30 Please Give (15) 3.15, 5.30, 7.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 10.45, 2.00, 5.15, 8.45 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.30, 11.00, 11.30, 12.30, 1.15, 1.45, 2.45, 3.30, 4.00 (x2), 5.00, 5.45, 6.15 (x2), 7.15, 8.00, 8.30 (x2), 9.15 Whatever Works (12A) 12.45, 3.15, 5.45, 8.15
Films showing Friday 2–Monday 5 Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times
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Whatever Works (12A) 4.00, 9.00 White Material (15) 3.30, 8.45
SATURDAY 3 Return To Neverland (U) 11.00 Whatever Works (12A) 1.30, 6.15 White Material (15) 3.30, 8.45
SUNDAY 4 La Dolce Vita (PG) 11.00 Whatever Works (12A) 6.15 White Material (15) 4.00, 9.15
MONDAY 5 Whatever Works (12A) 3.30, 6.15 White Material (15) 3.30, 8.45
Killers
Killers (12A) 7.30 Get Him To The Greek (15) 8.00
Killers (12A) 7.30 Get Him To The Greek (15) 8.00
Tetro (15) 11.00, 4.00, 9.00 Whatever Works (12A) 1.30, 6.15
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Tetro (15) 1.30, 6.15 Whatever Works (12A) 4.00, 9.00
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Killers (12A) 7.30 Get Him To The Greek (15) 8.00 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 5.00
4.3.2.1 (15) 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Killers (12A) 2.10, 4.30, 6.50, 9.10 Letters To Juliet (PG) 6.10 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 8.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 2.30, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Wild Target (12A) 2.40, 5.00, 7.20, 9.40
WEDNESDAY 30 4.3.2.1 (15) 4.00, 6.40, 9.20 Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Killers (12A) 2.10, 4.30, 6.50, 9.10 Letters To Juliet (PG) 6.10 Prince Of Persia (12A) 3.30, 8.45 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 2.30, 4.50, 7.10, 9.30 Whatever Works (12A) 3.40, 6.00, 8.20
THURSDAY 1 JULY Get Him To The Greek (15) 3.50, 6.20, 9.00 Killers (12A) 2.10, 4.30, 6.50, 9.10 Sex And The City 2 (15) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30 Streetdance 3D (PG) 4.50 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 3.00, 5.15 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 2.00, 2.45, 3.30, 4.15, 5.45, 6.30, 7.15, 8.00, 8.45, 9.30 Whatever Works (12A) 3.40, 6.00, 8.20
Films showing Friday 2–Monday 5 Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times
Get Him To The Greek
FRIDAY 2 Get Him To The Greek (15) 5.15, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 4.30, 7.30 (special gala screening)
SATURDAY 3 Get Him To The Greek (15) 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30 Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 12.00
SUNDAY 4 Get Him To The Greek (15) 2.30, 5.15, 8.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 1.00, 3.30, 6.00, 8.30
MONDAY 5 A Single Man (12A) 2.00 Get Him To The Greek (15) 8.00 Shrek Forever After 3D (U) 5.00, 7.45
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TUESDAY 29 LEGENDS Wine On Tuesdays. Soak up work blues with BOGOHP on vino! > 11pm–5am, free MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosy little pub! > 9pm, £1 MARLBOROUGH Bingo’s Not A Dirty Word. With Kath. Winner takes the pot, job done! > 8pm, £1 QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. > 9pm R BAR Twisted Karaoke. > 12pm–2am, free REVENGE Sound As A Pound. Its a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro, pop, dance and cheese. > 10.30pm, £1 THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! > 11pm–4am, free
NICK HELM: KEEP HOLD OF THE GOLD (EDINBURGH PREVIEW)
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ick Helm is playing Komedia’s Krater Comedy Club this Sunday for the first time. He’s only been on the comedy scene for three years but he has such a buzz about him already that, when he was spotted at the Chortle awards 2010, more than one person asked him which award he was up for. None... so far. So if you’re any kind of a comedy fan then this is a real ‘I caught them before they packed the Dome’ treat. Nick has had attention from the BBC, The Guardian, The Scotsman and the online comedy Bible, Chortle. It’s hardly surprising as he gigs hard and works hard – on his own, as a compere and as part of a double act. Now comes the time for a full hour of Helm magic solo. Combining his trademark enthusiasm (that can easily bring about sympathetic hysterical giggles in a moment) with oneliners, surrealism, poetry, music and a massive dollop of individuality, Nick claims this show will ‘attempt to help you appreciate life in a whole new way, whether you want to or not, mixing poetry, music, stand up and chutzpah.”
You can be sure that ‘chutzpah’ is more than a mere ingredient in the show, but a vital companion throughout. The rest is a tantalising promise not to stick to any single subject for too long. Helm is also in excellent company, joining the likes of Josie Long and Phil Nichol as part of this brilliant season of Edinburgh previews at the Caroline of Brunswick. If that’s not a recommendation to see him, I don’t know what is. Tuesday 29 June, Caroline of Brunswick, 8pm, £5 follow me on twitter
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WEDNESDAY 30 Funnier Farm The friendly small night that mixes top of their game headliners with up and coming scouted talents at a bargain price. Tonight compered by James Acaster, headlined by award-winning Pappy's sketch group's Matthew Crosby, with support turns including Gerry Howell, Matt Richardson and Rhys Jones. Caroline Of Brunswick, 8pm, £5.
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The Pink Bear Club Comedy sketches, songs and films. Upstairs At Three and Ten, 8pm, £7/5
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THURSDAY 1 JULY Tag Comedy Sit back and strap in for the comedy ride of your life – Krater Tag Comedy is here and is taking no prisoners. Join top headline comedians from the UK comedy circuit – Keith Farnan, Markus Birdman and Zoe Lyons join Stephen Grant this month – as they leave their comfort zone and are dropped into a comedy no-mans-land where survival of the funniest is paramount. Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50
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Walks Into A Bar For it’s second turn in new home Poets Corner, having moved from Hanover, this friendly free comedy night is back. The Poets' Corner Pub, 8.30pm, free
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FRIDAY 2 Comedy Cooler A headline act –someone who knows what they’re doing with the laughs but
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Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Featuring Keith Farnan, Rudi Lickwood (Fri & Sat), Mike Gunn (Sat & Sun), Nick Helm (Sun only) and more! MC Stephen Grant. Komedia, 7.30pm, £16
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SATURDAY 3 Comedy Bubble Have your laughs come to Burgess Hill as this local bar takes in a collection of lovely local comics to entertain you. Mooch, 8pm, £3
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SUNDAY 4 Krater Comedy Club See Friday. Komedia, 8pm, £11/6
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Bent Double An irreverent night of fun and frolics featuring Tom Allen, Maureen Younger and Ava Vidal, all hosted by Zoe Lyons. Komedia, 7.30pm, £10/8
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WEDNESDAY 30 AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. > 8pm, free LEGENDS Gabbi’s Games. Gabbi’s madcap party night from 9pm. > 11am–5am, free MARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. > 8.30pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Pride’s Got Talent. Sing, dance, drag or get your prized pet on a unicycle through flames. > 8.30pm, free R-BAR Alternative Beats. Latest chart tunes remixed, electro vibes and filthy house > 12pm–2am, free THE BASEMENT Gabbi’s Dirty Handbag. Dirty handbag and house tunes. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Music Quiz. > 8pm, £1
THURSDAY 1 JULY CHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow XXL: My Cow Is On Fire. > 8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity) CHARLES STREET CLUB Get Some. A deck loaded with the scene’s hottest 3some. > 10pm, £1 LEGENDS Coreaoke with Tammy Twinkle. > 11am–5am, free QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. > 9pm R-BAR Pre-Girls on Top Party. Funked up, soulful and uplifiting house from 9.30pm. > 12pm–2am REVENGE Girls On Top Vs ER. If pop isn’t your remedy maybe Emergency Room is your cure! > 10.30pm, £4/free THE BASEMENT DLite. Regular guest DJs lay down commercial house tracks. > 11pm–4am, free
FRIDAY 2 BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke. Spinning a non-stop club mix! > 10pm–2am, free CHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegum tunes and sweet camp pop.> Bar open 11am, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Flauncy Friday. Dance and house. > 9.30pm–2am, free HEIST Brighter Days. Upfront and deep, soulful, funky and jackin’ house! > 9pm–2am, free LEGENDS Pre-Celebration. Pure pop. > 7pm, free MADAME GEISHA Thank Funk Vs Kit Kat Cabaret. Upfront house, funk and soul says Konichiwa to the Perisian delights of Kit Kat. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie, electro, soul, punk, and the classics. > 5pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke. Definitive handbag tunes. > 9pm, free R-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy brings Girls On Top tunes to R-Bar. > 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Starlight. Pop ’n’ dance mish mash just got gleekier > 10pm–4am,£5/free THE BASEMENT Celebration with Dolly Rocket. Girly pop and handbag tracks. > 11pm–4am, free
SATURDAY 3 CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Cocktails, funky house and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, free LEGENDS Pre-Ignition. Ignition DJ sounds from 7pm plus bar and terrace open all day. > 7pm, free MARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop. Cheesy upbeat classics! > 8pm, free
>highlight PRIDE COMPANION DOG SHOW The ever popular Pride Companion Dog show is back and aiming to be a 'Great Dane' size bigger than ever! The UK's campest and kennel registered dog show hosts both pedigree and the much adored novelty classes from 'waggiest tail' to 'best odd couple'! So pamper that pooch and take 'em down to perform, parade or play. The great day out doesn't stop there either, 'Chow Chow' down on the BBQ hog roast, lose the 'Plott' at the bar or get your 'Schnauzer' stuck in the trade stalls! The event is free with all donations to Pride, so make like a 'Whippet' and crack on down. Sunday 4 July, Hove Rugby Club
QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Peter Davis + Karaoke. > 12pm–12am R-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. > Bar open 12pm–7am, free REVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Four DJs, two floors of funky house, electro and pop equals 6.5 hours of frolics. > 10.30pm, £7/3 THE BASEMENT Ignition. With the funky house and chart remix sounds of DJ Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free THE PV AT THE JURYS OUT PV Brunch + Booty Call. > 12pm–2am, free
SUNDAY 4 AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. > 12pm–1am, free AUDIO Sunday Sundae. Free BBQ dining and the very funkiest in sexy alfresco fun! > 6pm, £4/2 CHARLES STREET BAR Showtime with Drag with No Name. The award winning comical genious will bring the house down! > 7.15pm, free DOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + Electro Therapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pm HONEY CLUB Afrodisiac. Erotic party excess with a vibrant mix of storming house dance floor fillers. > 11pm–3am, £3.50/2 HOVE RUGBY CLUB Pride Companion Dog Show. See Highlight. > 1pm, free for spectators KOMEDIA Bent Double. > 7.30pm, £10/8 LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret with Lizzie Drip & Chill Out Bar. > 3.15pm, free QUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Mandy Gap + Betty’s Karaoke. > 12pm, free R-BAR Sublime Sundays + Barmy Bingo. Relaxing acoustic sessions at 5pm followed by Miss Jason's barmy Bingo! > 12pm-2am, free THE BASEMENT Restitution. Disco and pop remixes.> 11pm–4am, free
MONDAY 5 CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. DJs Luke and Ali spin party tracks spanning four decades. 10pm–2am, £1.50 LEGENDS DWNN Monday Gangbang. A night filled with song, sketches and chat. 11am–5am, free QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle’s Cabaret Karaoke Show. 8pm–1am, free THE BASEMENT Chic. Decades of delicious disco anthems. 11pm–4am, free
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SPAMALOT The Monty Python musical makes a truly great transfer from the West End in a reworked touring show. The songs are great, the dialogue hysterical and the audience lapped it up. Marcus Brigstocke makes a good King Arthur but needs to believe that he has a nice singing voice. Jodie Prenger was superb, raising the roof with that huge voice and proving she really is a star. The surprise of the evening, though, was Todd Carty, a great comic performance that showcased a talent we may not have seen to date. The entire company is top notch and the pared down production is easily the equal of the more complex West End show. Theatre Royal, 21 June JJJJJ Andrew Kay
BROKEN BELLS Treating us to an exclusive Glastonbury warm-up, frontman James Mercer and multiinstrumentalist Brian Burton, AKA producer Danger Mouse, joined friends to add depth to the sparse indie-pop songs from their eponymous debut album. Mercer’s striking vocals during ‘The High Road’ blew his cover, revealing him as lead singer of The Shins, while his falsetto tones on ‘The Ghost Inside’ were evidence of his new outfit’s experimental direction. With their lush sound strengthened by majestic trumpet blasts, the mesmerizing show posed a tough choice for fans of either Mercer or Burton: more from Broken Bells or back to their day jobs? Kings Road Arches, 22 June JJJJJ Nicole Greatrex
SUPERFREAKONOMICS A fantastical and hilarious journey through the often murky and impenetrable world of economics, taking in such diverse subjects as the perceived correlation between ice-cream, consumption and cases of polio; the existence of true altruism; kidney donations; the
laws requiring motorcyclists to wear crash helmets and the capuchin monkey’s relationship with money. Heady stuff indeed. Stephen J Dubner (a New York Times journalist and the co-author of SuperFreakonomics: Global Cooling, Patriotic Prostitutes, And Why Suicide Bombers Should Buy Life Insurance) is a natural entertainer with the timing and self-deprecation of the best comics, firing off sly and pithy one-liners as he demonstrated that, when it comes to statistics, things are rarely as clear-cut as they seem. A hugely entertaining and thought-provoking evening. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, 22 June JJJJJ Gary Mepsted
BO NINGEN + DOKKEBI-Q The varied east-Asian music night began with the musical curiosity that is electronic duo Dokkebi-Q. Creating an ear-piercing clang of industrial strength (and industrial sounding) digital bolts laid on top of dub beats and swirling, noisy samples, this was an infectious, almost unique sound. A meagre crowd at the endangered Freebutt moved closer for the headliners, Japan via London psychedelic rockers Bo Ningen (pronounced ‘Nin-Yen’). A mass of hair, Zeppelin blues-rock meandering and fullblown metal crescendos, Bo Ningen were everything a stoner band should be: spaced-out, atmospheric and brimming with musical virtuosity. A short set culminating in long, glorious guitar onanism left the faithful hungry for more. The Freebutt, 23 June JJJJJ Nick Aldwinckle
KELE With Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke back in Brighton minus his bandmates, the audience were mostly Bloc-heads and they were definitely up for a party. Opening with ‘Walk Tall’, he made it clear we were in for a retro-electro night heavily peppered with ‘80s influences – in this instance, Cameo’s ‘Word Up’. The thumping, pumping dance beats mingled with an army marching chant set the scene with further nods to dance anthems evident on the single ‘Tenderoni’. The devoted crowd were word-perfect throughout and the mini stage invasion was rather sweet. He finished big with a frenzied version of ‘We Need To Talk’ – it looks as if Kele has found his niche. Digital, 24 June JJJJJ Steve Clements
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SPELLBINDING BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT Brighton Centre, 20 June JJJJJ
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he combination of a dancing dog, a young drummer, amazing gymnastics and a duo called Twist And Pulse could only mean one thing: Britain’s Got Talent is on the road. This year’s TV show passed me by in a blur, with glimpses of the ever-so-cute Chandi and the aweinspiring acrobatics of Spelbound (with one L). And then there were the hilarious auditions that made it to the small screen to entertain us and make us think ‘Britain’s most certainly not got talent...’ Aside from the comments of Simon Cowell and co, the live show, featuring the talented 2010 finalists and overall winner (Spelbound) was a shortcut to the good stuff. Entertaining, fun and completely captivating. From the human skipping ropes of Spelbound to Twist And Pulse’s bizarrely entertaining yet satisfying street dance routine performed to a mash-up of songs including The Cheeky Girls and Rhianna, this was pure gold. The entire show was a mixture of uplifting comedy, stunning routines and emotional music. When ‘80-year-old singer Janey Cutler took to the stage there was a standing ovation for this remarkable woman who simply blew the crowd away with her strong vocals and charming stage presence.
In fact, this was only the start of an afternoon of standing ovations. Christopher Stone singing ‘This Is My Quest’ was moving – surely the West End beckons for this talented accountant? The voice of young singer Liam McNally was incredible (there were fears it would break before the tour kicked off); and young boy band Connected brought a youthful innocence to the show, already looking like your ‘token boy band’ with a mix of strong singers and cute faces. Tina and her dog Chandi had us making collective ‘ahhhh’ sounds; impressionist Paul Burling has us in stitches with Little Britain, Harry Hill and cartoon take-offs, while Tobias Mead entertained us by taking off his clothes (and with his great robotic routine). The only time I stopped smiling was to gaze in awe at the drumming skills of Kieran Gaffney and Spelbound’s captivating routines. How could such young gymnasts have reached this level? A completely inspiring and uplifting afternoon, that went one better than the TV show by teaming Tobias Mead up with Kieran Gaffney on stage, and saw Christopher singing alongside Liam. Zara Baker
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ould it be the success of the first Brighton Marathon? Might it be the sunny weather? Or perhaps people in our city are being chased and we just can’t see it. Whatever the reason, the number of people running in Brighton increases tenfold come the summer. And I’m proud to say I am now one of them. I completed a charity fun run! However, I did start it six hours after everyone else finished. I’ve hated running ever since I fell off a treadmill. I was only walking but I took it as a sign not to continue. So when I was recently cajoled into agreeing to do a 5k fun run, I was a bit apprehensive. Having “For this lone fun-runner, to stop whilst on a solo run is the finish line was my bad enough (I like to pretend my laces have come undone) but in front of a crowd? The run kitchen and the crowd in question was the Heroes my housemate” Run, which is fast becoming a Brighton institution having been around for six years now. It was time to pick up some tips. In preparation the girls and guys at Riptide offered me some training sessions. Surprisingly, they included very little running. To build up stamina I had to run in 10-minute bursts going from a medium pace to fast and back again. Apparently this means you can increase the distance you can do quicker than by doing a longer jog. The best tip I was given, was to tie your door keys through your trainer laces, a genius idea which now means you can hear me running thanks to a soundtrack of jangling keys. Finally I felt I was ready for the big run on Sunday 15 May – the day after the Great Escape festival. Whoops. Yes readers, I overslept. I woke up quite disheartened: no band stage, no group warm-ups, and no real need for my Cat Woman costume. Drat. But after an afternoon of moaning about my alarm I decided that, after all the training, I would not fall at the last hurdle. Who needs cheering crowds and the camaraderie of running companions? Runners ignore other runners every other day of the week anyway, from what I’ve seen. So I set off for Hove Lagoon and back. It was chilly, breezing and pretty empty on the route. For this lone fun runner, the finish line was my kitchen and the crowd my housemate. I think that means I can claim sponsorship from office colleagues. Bring on next April’s marathon. I’ll do it the day after everyone else though. Don’t want anyone else stealing my thunder. For more info visit www.heroesrun.org and www.riptide.co.uk Listen to The Guy & Andrea Breakfast Show on Brighton’s Juice 107.2 every Monday to Friday from 7am Andrea Fox is on a mission to find a sport that sticks. What should she try next? comment@thelatest.co.uk
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hen we talk about music for the people, festival season and innovation in performance, most of us will conjure up images of mud, portaloos and the thrill of seeing the shirt sleeve of a D-list musician over the heads of several hundred soggy people. It’s Glastonbury season, the headliners are changing – again – and we’ve already got all of their music on our iPods, MP3 players and plain old CDs. What ‘new’ music are we actually going to experience? I’m not knocking the live festival experience. I just want to open your eyes – and ears – to an alternative festival. One with easy to find teamaking facilities. With non-ironic cellos. A festival that innovates the blazes out of you and will more than likely play the odd tune you’ve never heard of before and be able to note down what it is for future reference. Check out The Proms. With 76 Proms at the Royal Albert Hall and 13 chamber concerts at Cadogan Hall, it’s enough to immerse you in culture good and proper. Which is what it’s supposed to do. Founded in 1895, its offical title is ‘The Henry Wood Promenade Concerts presented by the BBC’, named after the promenade – or walking – punters might do while listening to the concerts as tickets are available for non-seated areas. These days those areas are simply for standing. There’s not much room for wandering about and considering the lillies, but ticket prices are still reduced for this section of the audience, allowing most average Joes to be able to afford going along to a big whizz bang concert without having to take out a second mortgage. Do you geddit? It’s for the people. Even more than Reading, T in the Park or Bestival.
It’s almost two months of music, at your convenience, with no tents required or specially scheduled phone calls to get the tickets on the right day before they sell out. In fact, the ‘Prom’ prom seats (not the sitting ones) only go on sale on the day of the concert, ensuring queues around the block instead of a competition of fastest finger first.
“The Proms are a big concert the average Joe can go to without a second mortgage” Obviously, as it’s on the telly, it’s all free to you anyway. But the atmosphere is brilliant with all the adventurous music-lovers, and Last Night Of The Proms will give any England World Cup final a run for its money on patriotism. Be a part of this tradition of musical discovery. The Proms run from 16 July-11 September 2010 on BBC channels. They are also broadcast live on BBC Radio 3. follow me on twitter
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tuesday 29 Imagine... BBC1, 10.35pm Alan Yentob meets 92-year-old Diana Athill, who is suddenly a celeb. Her frank and entertaining memoirs, written after the age at which most people retire, chart a life less ordinary. She’s chosen to go into an old folk’s home, where they take people ‘who have had interesting lives’. Let’s just hope they can remember them.
The Bill: Solace ITV1, 9pm PCs Kirsty Knight and Leon Taylor discover the body of Luisa Dias on the local rubbish tip. Her distraught bro, Roberto, tells the officers that she was about to leave her partner Dominic, but was worried about his reaction. Fears grow as Dominic and their son are missing. Looks like he dumped her then. Rubbish.
South Africa In Pictures BBC4, 11.30pm British fashion photographer Rankin explores SA’s rich photographic tradition, discovering how its photographers have captured this complex and turbulent nation through remarkable images and charting the role photography has played in documenting its story. It’s not all football, you see.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Cowboy Trap 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2010
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Real Rescues The paramedics hear a TV star’s secrets from a sprightly 93-year-old. Spill it! 7.30 Holby City Penny wants to impress Linden by proving she can work alongside Frieda. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Drama series. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... See highlights 11.35 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup Highlights from the round of 16, the first knockout phase of the tournament.12.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by future Mrs Russell Brand, Katy Perry. 1.20 Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Halcyon River Diaries 2.25 Sign Zone: Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 2.55 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.55 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 9.00 MOTD Live: Last Sixteen 1H V 2G Coverage of a match from the round of 16 as the teams battle for a place in the quarter-finals. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.35 Imagine... See highlights 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Anarchic talk show.
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6.00am - 8.50 Children’s television 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Wimbledon 2010 3.25 League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Natural Born Hunters 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon Highlights from the big matches. 9.00 Tribal Wives Anna De Vere from London goes to stay with the Hamar in southern Ethiopia. Soon, she is confronted with the harsh reality of the plains, where it hasn’t rained for months, and where young Hamar women are ritually whipped in a celebrated tradition. 10.00 Miranda Miranda bumps into her old friend Gary, who is working in the restaurant next door as the new chef. When he asks her out for a drink, she gets overexcited by the prospect of her first real date and decides it’s time to try to be more girly. Unfortunately her makeover doesn’t go quite to plan. Bless. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 How To Build A Nuclear Submarine This documentary follows the team working on the boat and uses computer graphics to go inside the construction of the submarine itself, giving a blueprint of the design, the life-support systems and the weaponry. Deep. 12.20am Gareth Malone Goes To Glyndebourne To prepare the teens for their time at Glyndebourne, Gareth takes his chorus to the Royal Opera House to see Puccini’s La Boheme. 1.20 BBC News
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Shadrach’s drinking leads him into danger. Cain is convinced that Nathan’s secret will make him money. Declan doubts if he and Natasha have a future. 8.00 Piers Morgan On Shanghai Piers hangs out with art dealer Pearl Lam in her penthouse, and cruises the boulevards with an entrepreneur who claims to be richer than Bill Gates. Lend us a fiver mate? 9.00 The Bill: Solace See highlights 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Highlights from the knockout stage. 11.35 October Road American drama series. 12.30am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 World Cup Live Join the ITV World Cup team in Soccer City, Johannesburg for the big game. 9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live James Corden presents alternative insight and reaction to all the World Cup action in South Africa. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders Risque outtakes.
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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.10 Big Brother 8.20 Frasier 8.45 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Relocation, Relocation 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 1.55 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Marge signs up for a marriage guidance weekend when she catches Homer leering at Maude Flanders! Mmm, Maude. 6.30 Hollyoaks Charlotte ropes Kris into helping her organise a night at the student union bar. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix In Matlock in the Derbyshire Dales, Gok meets CJ Rees who has a curvy body but dresses like a teenage boy. 9.00 The Untold Battle Of Britain Dramatised documentary recounting how, during the most decisive phase of the Battle of the Britain, a single squadron of 34 Polish fighter pilots wreaked havoc on the Luftwaffe, overturning RAF prejudices and helping change the course of history. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the Big Brother house. 11.10 The Good Wife Legal drama series about a woman who returns to her job as an attorney after her husband is jailed. Alicia works on a manslaughter case involving a person who stalks criminals. Cary is approached by Glenn to work in his office. 12.05am The Poker Lounge Poker. 1.05 Big Brother: Live 4.15 KOTV Boxing 4.45 FIM Superbike World 5.10 MSA Formula Ford Championship 5.35 Mobil 1 The Grid
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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Milkshake Monkey 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: The Battle Of Mary Kay (2002) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ruby comes face to face with April. When’s May’s turn? 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.30 Family Food Fight With Flora Chefs Jean-Christophe Novelli and Matt Tebbutt help families improve their cooking skills. 8.00 Build A New Life In The Country – Was It Worth It? Property and lifestyle series. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A mother reports her son missing and the investigation quickly focuses on a suspicious man seen in the park – but does mum know more than she is letting on? 10.00 CSI: Miami The CSIs investigate when a man is dissolved in his own swimming pool. Too much chlorine probably. Easy mistake. 11.00 CSI: NY New York-based spin-off of the crime drama series. 12.00am NCIS In the second instalment of a two-part special, Gibbs and McGee work with the NCIS Office of Special Projects (OSP) to track down a terrorist cell in LA. It emerges that Mossad operative Michael Rivkin is also chasing the terrorists, but he has no intention of bringing them in alive. 12.55 Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Wildlife SOS x2 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Wild Spirits 10.00 Elite League Speedway 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 Wild Spirits 1.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 3.00 LIVE Women’s International Twenty20 6.00 World Cup Report 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Women’s International Twenty20 1.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Women’s International Twenty20 5.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 NASCAR 2.30 Elite League Speedway 4.30 World Match Tour 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 Poker 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Fishing Gurus 12.00am Sports Unlimited 1.00 World Match Tour 2.00 World Cup Of Pool 3.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 3.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 1.00 Showjumping 2.00 International Bowls 4.00 WWE Smackdown 6.00 Boots ’n’ All - The Tries 7.00 World Cup Of Pool 8.00 International Bowls 10.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 11.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 11.30 Golfing World 12.30am Ladies’ European Tour Golf 1.30 International Bowls Melina Greenfield
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7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Mighty Boosh (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 Mongrels 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 The Mighty Boosh (x2) 12.45am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.15 Mongrels 1.45 MOTD 3.25 Total Wipeout 4.25 The Real Hustle Around The World
7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Legends: Joyce Grenfell - Comedy With Breeding 9.00 Disappearing Dad 10.00 What Did You Do In The Great War, Daddy? 11.00 The Diary Of A Nobody 11.30 South Africa In Pictures See highlights 12.30am Disappearing Dad 1.30 A Century Of Fatherhood
1.10pm FILM: Columbo: It’s All In The Game (1993) 3.10 FILM: The Triumph (2006) 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.40 On The Buses 7.15 On The Buses 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1.05 FILM: The Triumph (2006)
3.05pm Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Smallville 10.00 The Ricky Gervais Show 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 King Of The Hill (x2) 12.00am Big Brother: Live
4.20pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Come Dine With Me 10.00 FILM: True Stories: Love The Beast 12.00am Come Dine With Me 1.05 FILM: True Stories: Love The Beast
2.00pm Nothing To Declare (x2) 3.00 Medium 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 New Four Weddings 9.00 My Fake Baby 10.00 45 Stone Virgin 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Charlotte Church
11.00am Gentleman’s Agreement (1947) 1.20pm Cottage To Let (1941) 3.05 Cattle Empire (1958) 4.45 Leave Her To Heaven (1946) 6.55 In Good Company (2004) 9.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) 11.10 Me, Myself And Irene (2000) 1.25am 2046 (2000) 4.00 Close
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wednesday 30 The Bionic Vet BBC1, 10.45pm Inspired by X-Men, vet Noel Fitzpatrick uses pioneering revolutionary new surgical techniques to save and improve the lives of the UK’s pets. Oscar the cat, whose back feet have been chopped in an accident, is flown in with the hope that Noel can give him two new feet. What next? Robo-Dog? Spider-Fish?
Are You Having A Laugh? TV And Disability BBC2, 11.50pm A humorous and irreverent look at the way disability has been portrayed on TV over the last 50 years, narrated by David Walliams. With contributions from Stephen Merchant and Ben Miller, the programme looks at how past portrayal compares with what’s on TV today.
Family Guy BBC3, 11pm After robbers enter the Griffin house, the family tries to gain safety in Peter’s panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to tell his family the history of their ancestry by narrating a chain of events that describe his family’s past. Hope that doesn’t include tales of sex and violence. Not on TV.
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 A Question Of Sport Sports quiz. 7.30 Rogue Traders Call John Wayne! 8.00 EastEnders When the kids try and do a good deed, Lucas despairs – will his dark secret be revealed? 9.00 Reunited Comedy drama by the writer of Cold Feet and Life Begins. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Draws With Scott Mills. Ker-cash! 10.45 The Bionic Vet See highlights 11.15 FILM: Waking Up In Reno (2002) Romantic comedy. 12.40am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.45 Sign Zone: DIY SOS 1.15 Sign Zone: Mary, Queen Of Shops 2.15 Sign Zone: The Delicious Miss Dahl 2.45 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 3.45 BBC News Alternative Schedule***
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6.00am - 8.30 Children’s television 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm Wimbledon 2010 3.25 League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Prank Patrol 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests reflect on the main talking points from the day’s action at Wimbledon, with highlights from the big matches. 9.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and The Stig return for a new series. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week with guests Jack Whitehall, Nik Rabinowitz and Jarred Christmas. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 Rev Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church. Reverend Adam is feeling the pressure of trying to fill a rundown London church – until his congregation quadruples overnight. But the sudden influx of worshippers isn’t down to word getting out about his wonderful sermons; there’s a rumour going round that the local church school is about to get a great Ofsted report. 11.50 Are You Having A Laugh? TV And Disability See highlights 12.50am BBC News
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Diane’s concerns for Charlie grow. Holly is determined to clean up her act. Pass the mop. 7.30 Lion Country Kela – the alpha female of the Zambian pride – Kwandi and Loma come face to face with two buffalo and risk their lives in a breathtaking chase. And 13month-old sisters Temi and Tswana go in search of smaller prey. Popcorn chicken? Thye’re small. 8.00 Midsomer Murders When a photo of DCI Barnaby with another woman is displayed shortly before her estranged husband is murdered, he becomes the prime suspect in the crime. To make matters worse, it appears that Barnaby visited the victim on the night he died, and a glass with his fingerprints on it is found at the dead man’s home. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years In the second of a four-part series recalling past footballing summers we go back to 2006, when there were high hopes for an England team as they arrived in Germany for the World Cup. 11.05 FILM: Passenger 57 (1993) Action thriller. 12.40am The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 Newscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
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6.00am World Sport 6.30 The Hoobs 6.55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 9.55 Deal Or No Deal 10.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.05 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Relocation, Relocation 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Bart and two friends pool their resources to buy an expensive comic book then hit the problem of who is going to keep it. 6.30 Hollyoaks Dave meets the girl of his dreams at the gay, lesbian and bisexual night. Typical. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Untold Great Fire Of London Series of dramadocumentaries examining the pivotal role foreign citizens have played in British history. A look at how 17thcentury Londoners turned on residing immigrants following the start of the Great Fire of London, leading to a wave of rage and violence. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Desperate Housewives Quirky comedy drama series. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon is due to be given an award, but is afraid to go to the ceremony and collect it because of his fear of public speaking. 11.30 My Name Is Earl US comedy. 11.55 4Music Favourites: Scissor Sisters An interview with the Scissor Sisters. 12.30am The Album Chart Show Videos and performances. 12.45 Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 1.00 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play 1.15 Big Brother: Live 4.35 Swatch FIVB World Tour 5.25 The Blenheim Triathlon 5.50 Countdown
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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Milkshake Monkey 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Zoo Days 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Thicker Than Water (2005) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Colleen campaigns against Marilyn’s fortune telling business. Marilyn could’ve predicted that. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Ian Wright. 7.30 Escape From... Alcatraz David travels to San Francisco’s Alcatraz Prison, home to some of America’s most dangerous criminals until its closure in 1963. It was built to be totally escape-proof, yet in June 1962, three desperate men broke out of their cells. 8.00 The Titanic Conspiracy: The True Story Historical documentary following attempts to test a new theory about the sinking of Titanic. 9.00 NCIS US drama series following the navy’s dedicated federal agency. 10.00 K-Ville Drama series about the New Orleans Police Department two years on from Hurricane Katrina. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation At a Little People convention, one of the delegates hangs himself – but is it just a simple case of suicide? Short on evidence? 11.55 Cricket On Five Highlights. 12.55am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Wildlife SOS x2 4.55 County Secrets 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Football Asia 10.00 Women’s International Twenty20 11.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 LIVE International Cricket 9.00 LIVE Boxing: Prizefighter 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 International Cricket
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Women’s International Twenty20 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 World Cup Of Pool 10.00 Poker 11.00 Ocean Ride 11.30 Asian Tour Golf Show 12.00pm Ladies’ European Tour Golf 1.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 3.00 Poker 4.00 Football’s Greatest 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Boots ’n’ All 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Trans World Sport 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Watersports World 12.00am Boots ’n’ All 1.00 Poker 2.00 Boxing: Prizefighter 5.00 Close
Sky Sports 3 9.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 World Cup Of Pool 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 WWE The Bottom Line 4.00 WWE Afterburn 5.00 F1 Powerboats 5.30 Total Rugby 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 Champions Tour Golf 8.00 Boots ’n’ All 9.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 11.00 Golfing World 12.00am Inside The PGA Tour 12.30 European Tour Weekly 1.00 Champions Tour Golf 2.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 4.00 Close
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2.00pm Project Runway 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 A League Of Their Own 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 9.00 FILM: While You Were Sleeping (1995) 11.05 The Real A & E 12.05am Oops TV 1.05 The Real World: Key West (x2)
8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 10.00 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy See highlights 11.20 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 Mongrels 1.00 Bizarre ER 1.30 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 2.30 Don’t Tell The Bride
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Golden Age Of Liners 9.00 Men About The House 10.00 The Grandparent Diaries 11.00 The Diary Of A Nobody 11.30 African Railway 12.30am Men About The House 1.30 Disappearing Dad 2.30 The Golden Age Of Liners 3.30 Men About The House
3.30pm The Life And Crimes Of William Palmer 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 On The Buses 7.25 On The Buses 8.00 An Audience With Cliff Richard 9.00 Touched By Frost: Goodbye Jack 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.10am FILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992) 2.35 On The Buses 3.00 Teleshopping
6.00am 90210 6.45 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 7.35 Friends 8.00 Everwood 8.55 90210 9.50 Friends 10.20 Gilmore Girls 11.15 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.10pm Big Brother 1.20 Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x2)
3.20pm The Coach Trip 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Commando 11.05 The Real Dad’s Army 12.10am The Good Wife
3.00pm Medium 4.00 Charmed (x2) 6.00 America’s Next Top Model 7.00 Four Weddings 8.00 New Nothing To Declare (x2) 9.00 Ghost Whisperer 10.00 Most Haunted 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (x2) 2.00 Exposed: Victoria Beckham 3.00 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air (x2)
11.00am The Thief Of Bagdad (1940) 1.05pm Bigger Than Life (1956) 2.55 Warlock (1959) 5.15 Porridge (1979) 7.05 The Truman Show (1998) 9.00 The Devil Wears Prada (2006) 11.10 The Serpent (2006) 1.30am The Lemon Tree (2008) 3.40 Close
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thursday 1 july Fake Britain BBC1, 7pm Officers from the Metropolitan Police Economic Crime Squad find a fake credit card factory and Robert Matthews, formerly of the Royal Mint, tracks down fake pound coins. We hear from the victims of ‘phantom withdrawals’, and a Yorkshire town that was hit with a flurry of fake £20 notes. Hooky gear all round then.
Dirty Sexy Money Channel 4, 12.15pm Drama about a loaded family of New York socialites. When Letitia’s car hits a cyclist, Tripp tries to avoid scandal by inviting the girl to recuperate at the Darling mansion. Patrick is pleased with his feisty new chief of staff. Brian is shocked when Andrea rejects an opportunity to fight her cancer.
Film: Jackie Brown Film4, 11.20pm When a middle-aged air stewardess is arrested for smuggling cash, federal officers expect her to talk in return for a light sentence. However, with the help of a bail bondsman, she embarks on a scheme which will keep her ahead of the police and miles away from her old life. Classy film, cool soundtrack.
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Fake Britain See highlights 7.30 EastEnders Denise is shocked to the core when Lucas reveals all. Sure she’s see it all before. 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build The team transforms the lives of a family who have spent years living in a building site. Bet they had good banter. 9.00 Holby City Mark cannot control his unease over Sacha, and misuses his power as CEO to check up on him. Penny is pushed to her limits with Frieda and decides she has to play her at her own game, and Elliot makes an unwelcome discovery when the laser fails to show up. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the topical debate show from Ipswich, with a panel including Iain Duncan Smith and Alan Johnson. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.25 Sign Zone: Cracking Antiques 1.55 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is x2 3.50 Sign Zone: Panorama: What’s Up With The Weather? 4.20 BBC News
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6.00am - 8.40 Children’s television 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 Wimbledon 2010 3.25 League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Safari 8 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon Highlights. 9.00 Gareth Malone Goes To Glyndebourne Rehearsals continue with John Fulljames, director, blocking out scenes on set, and Nicholas Collon conducting in the pit. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 A Culture Show Special – BBC Samuel Johnson Prize For Non-Fiction The programme comes from the ceremony at the Royal Institute of British Architecture as the judges make their final deliberations and reveal the winner. 12.20am What Makes A Great Tenor? The great tenor Rolando Villazon takes us inside the world of the sexiest and most risky of all operatic voices. It’s a journey which includes some of the great names of the past, such as Caruso and Lanza, and some of the brightest stars performing today, like Domingo, Alagna and Florez. We hear how they tackle their most famous roles and what the risks and rewards are. 1.20 BBC News
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Marlon is unimpressed when Shadrach discharges himself from hospital. Leyla is delighted with her new home and the shop. 7.30 How To Beat The Budget Airlines: Tonight Martin Lewis looks at how to avoid those extra check-in charges and get your summer holiday at the cheapest possible price. Tent in Bognor. 8.00 Emmerdale Cain shows he is not the type to back down. 8.30 Coronation Street Ken and Deirdre prepare to welcome Lewis the lothario into their home. Ooh. 9.00 Homes From Hell First in a new documentary series. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years Past footballing summers. 11.05 Superhuman: Super Strong Includes the world’s strongest couple awaiting the birth of their baby – will it follow in its parents’ footsteps? 12.05am Grimefighters On patrol with Westminster council enforcer Mitch, busting street urinators on a busy Friday night in Soho. That’s just taking the pee. 12.30 Visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.35 How To Beat The Budget Airlines: Tonight 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
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6.35am The Hoobs 7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.30 Big Brother 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 9.55 Deal Or No Deal 10.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.05 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Relocation, Relocation 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons In a move not totally devoid of self-interest, Homer volunteers to give blood to save Mr Burns’ life. 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa tries not to panic as Anita reveals she has found a gun in Evissa and Jacqui resorts to desperate measures to get rid of the evidence. Does she eat it? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp host the property advice series. 9.00 The Untold Invasion Of Britain Series of drama-docs examining the pivotal role foreigners have played in British history. 10.00 Big Brother Catch up on all the latest goings-on in the house. 11.15 Skins Drama series following the chaotic lives of a group of Bristol teenagers. Katie tries to help her mother with her wedding planning business. Unfortunately Katie is preocuppied with relationship problems and turns to her estranged twin Emily for help. 12.15am Dirty Sexy Money See highlights 1.05 Big Brother: Live The latest housemate action broadcast live from the Big Brother house. 4.05 Unreported World 4.30 3 Minute Wonder: A Motorway Story 4.35 Win My Wage 5.20 Countdown
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6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.35 Milkshake Monkey 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.05 Castle Farm 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Zoo Days 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Mystery Woman: Game Time (2005) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Things are looking up for Jill after she manages eight days without drinking, but a double blow threatens to push her over the edge again. Double blow? Double gin and tonic more like. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.30 Fifth Gear Vicki looks at the future of open-top motoring. Jonny tests the new Audi A8. 8.00 Oil Disaster: The Rig That Blew Up Documentary exploring what really happened in the first 36 hours of the biggest environmental disaster in US history – the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. 9.00 FILM: Cleaner (2007) Starring Samuel L Jackson, Ed Harris, Eva Mendes, Keke Palmer, Maggie Lawson and Luis Guzman. 10.50 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. 11.50 Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shoot-outs. 12.10am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Red Bull Air Race Magazine Show 5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Boxing: Prizefighter 12.30pm Football’s Greatest 1.00 International Cricket 3.00 Live Women’s International Twenty20 6.00 World Cup Report 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Women’s International Twenty20 1.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Women’s International Twenty20 4.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 5.30 Football’s Greatest
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 International Cricket 9.00 F1 Powerboats 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Boots ’n’ All 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Boots ’n’ All 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 Boxing: Prizefighter 5.30 Football’s Greatest 6.00 Barclays Premier League World 6.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.00 NRL Fulltime 7.30 LIVE Championship Rugby League 9.30 Super League Supermen 10.00 WWE Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 NRL Fulltime 1.30 Championship Rugby League 3.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 12.30pm Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Champions Tour Golf 2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 WWE Vintage Collection 6.30 World Hockey Monthly 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 Golfing World 2.30 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 3.30 Close Melina Greenfield
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Undercover Princesses 9.00 Big Meets Bigger 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Peckham Finishing School For Girls 12.45am Big Meets Bigger 1.45 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 2.15 Undercover Princesses
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Glamour’s Golden Age 9.00 Shanghai Tales 10.00 Please Vote For Me: Storyville 10.55 The Diary Of A Nobody 11.25 The History Of Safari With Richard E Grant 12.55am Shanghai Tales 1.55 Men About The House 2.55 Glamour’s Golden Age
3.40pm Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 America’s Got Talent 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 America’s Got Talent 11.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004) 1.15am Coronation Street (x2) 1.40 Emmerdale (x4)
3.30pm The Life And Crimes Of William Palmer 5.10 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 On The Buses 7.25 On The Buses 8.00 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Law & Order: UK 10.00 Taggart 11.05 Monsignor Renard 12.45am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 1.35 On The Buses
6.00pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Accidentally On Purpose 10.30 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.25 Important Things With Demetri Martin 11.50 Big Brother: Live
3.20pm The Coach Trip 3.55 Come Dine With Me 4.25 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Southland 11.00 Without A Trace 12.00am The Closer
11.00am The Green Ray (1986) 12.55pm All About Eve (1950) 3.35 Rope (1948) 5.10 High Anxiety (1977) 7.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 9.00 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) 11.20 Jackie Brown (1997) See highlights 2.15am Gabriel And Me (2001) 4.00 Close
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friday 2 Taggart ITV1, 9pm There’s been a murder. The body of businessman Jack Bellamy is discovered, and a baby is found abandoned at his house. During the investigation, the team discover that Bellamy was a serial adulterer with a string of women who could have grounds for murder, but the mother of the baby proves elusive.
Outnumbered BBC1, 9.30pm Comedy about the daily rollercoaster of life with three young children. Dad has strayed into a job-threatening controversy at school, Mum is starting a turf war with her sister and young Ben is further developing his extraordinary talent for lying. Pants on fire if you carry on, young man.
Forever Young: How Rock ’n’ Roll Grew Up BBC4, 9.30pm Documentary which looks at how rock ‘n’ roll has had to deal with growing up and growing old, from its roots in the ‘50s as a music made by young people for young people to the 21st century phenomena of the revival and the comeback. Featuring Lemmy, Iggy Pop and Suggs. Rockin’!
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Animal 24:7 Tom Heap helps rescue a badger from a backyard. 7.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers Yummy recipes 8.00 Inspector George Gently Drama series 9.30 Outnumbered See highlights 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Joining him are Robin Williams, Elle Macpherson, and Tim Minchin. 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Wonger. 11.45 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup Highlights. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 Sign Zone: An African Jou 1.50 Sign Zone: Welcome To Lagos 2.50 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 MOTD Live: Quarter Finals Coverage. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.35 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Chatty show 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Mooooney. 11.45 FILM: Scary Movie 3 (2003) Starring Charlie Sheen, Anna Faris, Pamela Anderson, Marny Eng, Jenny McCarthy and Simon Rex.
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6.00am - 8.40 Children’s television 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Bob The Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 The Daily Politics 12.00pm Animal Park 12.30 Wimbledon 2010 3.25 League Of Super Evil 3.35 League Of Super Evil 3.50 OOglies 4.05 Trapped 4.35 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.10 Gimme A Break 5.40 Shaun The Sheep 5.50 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale and guests reflect on the main talking points from the day’s action at Wimbledon. 9.00 Gardeners’ World Toby Buckland visits some of his favourite coastal gardens and discovers how, despite the tricky and tempestuous locations, the gardens around the coast of Britain are at the forefront of horticulture and are amongst the most beautiful in the country. 10.00 Grumpy Old Men The grumpy old men reflect on their ever lengthening list of medical complaints, the joys losing hair where they want it and finding it where they don’t, going out with food down their jumper and their flies undone. With Arthur Smith, Rory McGrath, Rick Wakeman, Will Self, John Stapleton, Tim Rice, John O’Farrell, Des Lynam, Nigel Havers, Gerry Robinson and Tony Slattery. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.00 Glastonbury 2010 A look back at the Glastonbury Festival. 1.00am FILM: Babylon (1980) Drama telling the story of Blue, a young man of Jamaican descent living in Brixton in 1980, as he hangs out with his friends, fronts a dub sound system, loses his job, struggles with family problems and has his friendships tested by racism.
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Shadrach have the willpower to give up the drink? 7.30 Coronation Street Will Deirdre risk becoming another notch on the belt of gigolo Lewis? Oh Deidre. 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson and the team are in Slough, where dealers James Towning, Jo Brayshaw, Monty English and Cheryl Brown are on the hunt for some top deals. 8.30 Coronation Street Carla’s return is not welcomed by nasty Nick. 9.00 Taggart See highlights 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 World Cup Highlights Quarter-final highlights from SA. 11.35 It Shouldn’t Happen On A TV Ad Stories behind the ads. 12.35 The Zone Visit www.itv.com/thezone. 2.35 Touching Evil 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 World Cup Live Football! 9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live Alternative insight. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006) Film adaptation of the bestselling video game series
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6.55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.20 Big Brother 8.30 Frasier 8.55 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 9.55 Deal Or No Deal 10.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.05 Friends 11.35 Friends 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Relocation, Relocation 1.00 Come Dine With Me 1.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Come Dine With Me 2.25 Come Dine With Me 2.55 Come Dine With Me 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 6.00 The Simpsons Mel Gibson asks Homer to help him re-edit his film. 6.30 Hollyoaks A masked assailant attacks Ravi in Relish, armed with a can of tear gas. He should’ve armed with some chopped onions 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Reporter Aidan Hartley travels to Colombia to investigate how the country’s indigenous people have been targeted in a string of massacres perpetrated by guerrillas, paramilitary groups and the security forces. 8.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away Series in which property experts help people find their dream homes. 9.00 Big Brother Davina McCall presents the latest Big Brother news. 10.00 The IT Crowd Surreal office sitcom written by Father Ted’s Graham Linehan. 10.35 Big Brother Who’s it gonna be? 11.05 Stand Up For The Week Satirical takes on the big stories. 11.55 The Album Chart Show: Kelis Special Singer Kelis performs. 12.25am MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: Micachu Series devoted to new music talent. Performance and chat from upcoming British singersongwriter Micachu. 12.45 Big Brother: Live 4.00 This 5.50 Countdown
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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Barclays Premier League World 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Women’s International Twenty20 12.00pm Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Live Women’s International Twenty20 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 World Cup Report 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Women’s International Twenty20 1.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Friday Fight Night 5.00 World Sport 5.30 Football’s Greatest
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ocean Ride 7.00 Women’s International Twenty20 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 9.00 FEI Equestrian World 9.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.00 Race World 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 Race World 12.00pm Football’s Greatest 12.30 Barclays Premier League World 1.00 FEI Equestrian World 1.30 World Hockey Monthly 2.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 WWE Raw 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 Ocean Ride 6.30 World Sport 7.00 IRB Sevens 10.00 LIVE Boxing 12.00am NFL: Total Access 1.00 IRB Sevens 4.00 Ocean Ride 4.30 IEX Magazine 5.00 Tight Lines
Sky Sports 3 6.30 IEX Magazine 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 Golfing World 2.30 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 5.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 5.30 Ocean Ride Melina Greenfield
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1.00pm Cold Case 2.00 Project Runway 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWE Superstars 6.00 Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Missing Children: Lorraine Kelly Investigates 9.00 Bones (x2) 11.00 Lie To Me 12.30am Oops TV 1.00 The Real World: Key West (x2) 1.50 Road Wars Half Hours
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.15 Doctor Who (x2) 9.00 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002) 10.35 Russell Howard Live 11.50 Family Guy (x2) 12.30am Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 1.00 Mongrels 1.30 MOTD: Quarter-final 3.10 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 3.40 Mongrels 4.10 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments
7.30 Only Connect 8.00 The Birth Of British Music 9.00 TOTP2 Special: Rolling Stones 9.30 Forever Young: How Rock ’n’ Roll Grew Up See highlights 10.30 Anvil: Storyville 11.50 FILM: Still Crazy (1998) 1.20am Disappearing Dad 2.20 The Birth Of British Music 3.20 Forever Young: How Rock ’n’ Roll Grew Up
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 The Whole 19 Yards 8.00 The Vampire Diaries 9.00 America’s Got Talent (x2) 11.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 12.00am Paris Hilton’s My New BFF 12.00 Coronation Street (x2)
12.50pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Pale Horse 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.45 Heartbeat 6.50 On The Buses 7.25 On The Buses 8.00 Pie In The Sky 9.00 The Secret Caribbean With Trevor McDonald 10.00 FILM: The Presidio (1988) 12.00am PD James: An Unsuitable Job For A Woman
3.05pm Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Fashion Fix 10.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny 11.05 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 12.10am Big Brother: Live
9.00am Deal Or No Deal 9.45 Room For Improvement 10.50 How Clean Is Your House? (x2) 11.50 FILM: Thunder Over Arizona (1956) 1.25pm 3 Minute Wonder: The Estate 1.30 Deal Or No Deal 2.20 Location, Location, Location 3.20 The Coach Trip 3.55 Come Dine With Me
11.00am Cattle Empire (1958) 12.40pm A Man Betrayed (1941) 2.20 Great Expectations (1946) 4.35 Air Force (1943) 7.00 Bad News Bears (1976) 9.00 Predator (1987) 11.05 The Black Dahlia (2006) 1.25am Internal Affairs (1990) 3.45 Close
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saturday 3 Stephen Fry On Wagner BBC2, 8.40pm The Fryster’s journey takes him to Germany, Switzerland and Russia as he pieces together the story of Wagner’s career. Along the way he meets the composer’s descendants and eavesdrops on rehearsals for the Bayreuth Festival, the annual extravaganza of Wagner’s music. And he tinkles on Wagner’s piano. Dirty Fry.
World Cup Live ITV1, 7pm With three teams already safely through to the semi-finals, the winner of this match will complete the quartet that will fight it out for a place in the final. Ellis Park, Johannesburg, is the venue for World Cup game number 60 and it will surely be another tense night for everyone involved. Blow your vuvuzela.
Autistic Superstars BBC3, 9.40pm Reggie Yates seeks out a cast of talented young folk with autism to perform at a music event he is planning. The day of the event arrives. Some of those on stage are seasoned professionals such as pianist Derek Paravicini, but most have little performing experience who are nonetheless extraordinary talents.
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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Delicious Miss Dahl 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Wimbledon 2010: Women’s Final 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today
6.00 Walk On The Wild Side Meet a marmot called Alan. Good name that. For a marmot. 6.30 Hole In The Wall Team captains Austin Healey and Joe Swash compete with their celebrity teammates Kelly Dalglish, Lil’ Chris, Gemma Bissix and Matthew Chambers for a £10,000 prize. 7.00 Total Wipeout What is says on the tin. 8.00 The National Lottery: In It To Win It 2012 Get rich. 8.50 Casualty Medical drama series. 9.40 Live At The Apollo Welsh funnyman Rhod Gilbert hosts. 10.25 BBC News 10.45 MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup MOTD: 2010 FIFA World Cup. 11.45 FILM: The Relic (1996) Suspense thriller. 1.30 Friday Night With Jonathan Ross Chat. 2.30 Sign Zone: Weatherview 2.35 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 7.00 MOTD Live: Quarter Finals MOTD Live: Quarter Finals. 10.00 The National Lottery Draws Tickets ready! 10.10 BBC News 10.30 FILM: Con Air (1997) Highoctane action blockbuster set aboard a federal aeroplane transporting convicts to a maximum security facility. Recipe for disaster.
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6.00am - 7.15 Children’s television 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Wolverine And The X-Men 8.00 Deadly 60 8.30 Paradise Cafe 9.00 Animals At Work 9.30 Da Dick And Dom Dairies 10.00 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 10.05 BAMZOOKi 10.35 Diddy Dick And Dom 10.40 Roar 11.10 That Summer Day 12.05pm FILM: The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) 1.30 Escape To The Country 2.30 FILM: And Then There Were None 4.05 Sacred Music 5.05 Flog It! 5.35 Wimbledon 2010 8.00 Coast The team is in the north west of England. Hermione Cockburn investigates the astonishing rate at which the sands around Southport are disappearing into the sea, and how Ordnance Survey maps keep up with our changing coastline. Neil Oliver learns that there are currently about 8,000 Polish people living and working in Blackpool. 8.10 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 8.40 Stephen Fry On Wagner See highlights. 9.40 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the classic news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 10.25 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights and analysis of the ladies’ final, as well as the men’s and ladies’ doubles finals. After two weeks of intense competition, where will the famous Wimbledon trophies be heading? 11.25 FILM: Skin 1.05am FILM: Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) Screen adaptation of Tom Stoppard’s comic stageplay, which brings the minor characters of Shakespeare’s Hamlet into the spotlight as they wander into adventure around the royal castle. ***Alternative Schedule*** 2.30 Wimbledon 2010: Women’s Final
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries 10.25 Children’s Hospital 10.55 Monk 11.55 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Saturday 1.00 Columbo: Double Exposure 2.30 World Cup Live 5.00 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003)
6.35 Meridian News And Weather 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 World Cup Live See highlights 9.30 James Corden’s World Cup Live Alternative insight and reaction to all the World Cup action in SA. He is joined by Abbey Clancy, celebrity guests, a football hero, a studio full of fans, his friends and family, and his very own human world cup wall chart. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.30 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) Thrilling prequel chronicling the formative years of Hannibal Lecter. 12.45am The Zone More info at www.itv.com/thezone. 2.50 October Road 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 1.00 Columbo 3.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 FILM: Kangaroo Jack (2003) 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Animals Do The Funniest Things Animals being daft. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Feature-length drama. 10.00 ITV News & Weather 10.30 World Cup Highlights A round-up of all the drama. 11.30 FILM: Hannibal Rising (2007) Thrilling prequel chronicling the formative years of Hannibal Lecter.
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6.35am World Sport 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Quaife MSA British Rallycross 8.00 The Morning Line 8.55 Friends 9.25 Countdown To T4 On The Beach 2010 10.25 Being... N-Dubz 10.55 Big Brother 11.55 Big Brother 12.25pm Hollyoaks Music Show 1.00 Smallville: Superman The Early Years 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 3.55 Come Dine With Me Extra Portions x4 6.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather.
6.00am – 7.30 Children’s television 7.30 Chiro 7.40 Noddy In Toyland 7.55 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.00 Hana’s Helpline 8.10 Little Princess 8.35 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 Zoo Days 10.15 Fifth Gear 10.45 Red Bull Air Race 11.45 FILM: 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up (1995) 1.25pm FILM: The Bounty Hunter (1954) 2.55 FILM: Sphere (1997) 5.25 FILM: End Game (2006)
6.30 FILM: The Magnificent Seven (1960) Starring Eli Wallach, Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, James Coburn, Brad Dexter and Horst Bucholz. Classic western remake of The Seven Samurai. A Mexican village is at the mercy of Calvera, the leader of a band of outlaws. The townspeople, too afraid to fight for themselves, hire seven American gunslingers to free them from the bandits’ raids. The professional gunmen train the villagers to defend themselves then plan a trap for the evil Calvera. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Russell Brand: Scandalous Filmed in front of 17,000 fans at London’s O2, this set features Brand’s first hand account of his rise to Hollywood fame, sexual notoriety and the media storm around ‘Sachsgate’. 11.05 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) Crippled by a Klingon attack, the starship Enterprise limps back to Earth, leaving Spock’s body on the unstable man-made planet of Genesis. 1.10am Big Brother: Live The latest action broadcast live. 3.45 What About Brian 4.30 Demolition Day 5.25 Countdown
7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights of the fifth one-day international between England and Australia at Lord’s. 8.00 NCIS Drama series following the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. An explosion at a military mausoleum reveals a crypt full of fresh body parts. 9.00 CSI: Miami While gathering evidence at the scene of an accident where the driver was decapitated during a dangerous stunt, the CSIs are led to believe that the boy’s death may have been murder. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A man accused of murdering his wife and co-workers leads the CSIs on a wild ride through a busy casino, eventually barricading himself and a hostage in a hotel room. But was he acting alone, or does he have an accomplice? 11.00 Law And Order An undercover police officer is brutally murdered by an Albanian drug dealer after her cover is blown in a newspaper column. Bet he read all about it. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Golf: European Senior Tour 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00am Women’s International Twenty20 7.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 Live International Cricket 7.00pm World Cup Report 7.30 Football’s Greatest 8.00 International Cricket 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 International Cricket 2.30 Time Of Our Lives 3.30 International Cricket 5.30 Football’s Greatest
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 PGA Tour Golf 10.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 11.00 Friday Fight Night 1.00pm Football’s Greatest 1.30 World Sport 2.00 IRB Sevens 5.00 Football’s Greatest 5.30 Live Super League 8.00 NFL - Total Access 9.00 NFL - America’s Game 10.00 Super League 11.30 NFL - Total Access 12.30am NFL - America’s Game 1.30 Football’s Greatest 2.00 Super League 3.30 Max Power 4.30 IEX Magazine 5.00 Sports Unlimited
Sky Sports 3 6.00am IRB Sevens 9.00 NFL America’s Game 10.00 WWE: Smackdown 12.00pm WWE: The Bottom Line 1.00 Live European Tour Golf 5.00 World Sport 5.30 IEX Magazine 6.00 LIVE: Live PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 IEX Magazine 2.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.30 Race World 5.30 World Sport
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5.00pm Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation 6.00 Glenn Martin, DDS 6.30 Modern Family 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Best Of Oops TV 9.00 FILM: The Librarian: Return To King Solomon’s Mines (2006) 10.45 Classic Albums: Phil Collins - Face Value 11.50 Girls Aloud: Out Of Control 1.20am UK Border Force
7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: Reign Of Fire (2002) 9.40 Autistic Superstars See highlights 10.40 Family Guy (x2) 11.25 American Dad! (x2) 12.10am Peckham Finishing School For Girls 1.10 MOTD: Quarter-Final 2.50 World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments 3.20 Autistic Superstars
7.00pm Hop, Skip And Jump: The Story Of Children’s Play 8.00 A Century Of Fatherhood 9.00 FILM: Tell No One (2006) 11.05 In Love With Barbara 12.30am Disappearing Dad 1.30 Men About The House 2.30 A Century Of Fatherhood 3.30 Hop, Skip And Jump: The Story Of Children’s Play 5.30 Close
1.00pm FILM: Arthur 2: On The Rocks (1988) 3.10 America’s Got Talent (x4) 7.00 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 9.00 FILM: Gremlins (1984) 11.05 FILM: The Pelican Brief (1993) 1.55am The Vampire Diaries 2.40 Teleshopping 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen
8.10am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (x2) 2.35 Goodbye Mr Chips 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Pale Horse 7.00 FILM: An Ideal Husband (1999) 9.00 FILM: Pride & Prejudice (2005) 11.30 Cracker 12.40am FILM: The Presidio (1988) 2.20 Film File 2.30 Teleshopping
11.05am Wife Swap 12.00pm Wife Swap USA 1.05 Big Brother: Live 2.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Friends (x3) 6.30 Smallville 7.25 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.25 Friends (x3) 10.00 The 100 Greatest Stand Ups 2010 12.10am Big Brother: Live
9.30am Time Team (x4) 1.40pm FILM: Ride The High Country (1962) 3.30 Grand Designs (x4) 7.50 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America 11.00 FILM: Braveheart (1995) 2.30am Time Team 3.30 Close
11.00am Night Train To Munich (1940) 1.00pm Guess Who (2005) 3.05 Bless This House (1972) 4.55 The Thief Of Bagdad (1940) 7.00 The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) 9.00 Snakes On A Plane (2006) 11.05 The Eye (2002) 1.00am LA Confidential (1997) 3.45 Close
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sunday 4 Wimbledon 2010 BBC2, 6.20pm The fortnight concludes with the mixed doubles final, an event won by Andy Murray’s brother Jamie and his partner Jelena Jankovic in 2007. Three of the last five winners – Murray and Jankovic included – have been unseeded, making this event one of the hardest to predict. Who will collect the £92,000 cheque?
Gazza’s Tears – The Night That Changed Football ITV1, 7pm The story of the England Vs West Germany semi-final from Italia ’90 – a match that captivated the nation and restored pride in the beautiful game. 20 years on, this doc recalls the memorable event and features interviews with the players and those who witnessed history. Tears of a clown, eh?
The River Cottage Treatment More4, 8pm Hugh invites a group of urban dwellers to spend a week at his River Cottage HQ. Hugh is faced with the challenge of converting a group of microwave ready-meal addicts – including a home economics teacher who hasn’t cooked a meal for 10 years – to the joys of real food. Good luck Whitters. You’ll need it.
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6.00am Yesterday At Wimbledon 7.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 EastEnders 1.30 Wimbledon 2010: Men’s Final
6.20 Great British Railway Journeys Documentary series. 6.50 BBC News 7.05 South East Today 7.15 Countryfile Why our graveyards are an unlikely haven for wildlife. 8.15 Antiques Roadshow A stunning Art-Deco brooch brings the house down. Mind your head! 9.15 Who Do You Think You Are? Brooke Shields 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 The Impressions Show With Culshaw And Stephenson Comedy sketch show. 10.55 FILM: Dragonfly (2002) Sci-fi. 12.30am The Sky At Night Prepare to go into space. 12.50 Weatherview 12.55 Sign Zone: Mary, Queen Of Shops 1.55 Sign Zone: Children’s Emergency 2.25 Sign Zone: Make Me A New Face: Hope For Africa’s Hidden Children 3.25 Sign Zone: Holby City 4.25 BBC News ***Alternative Schedule*** 12.15am Friday Night With Jonathan Ross 1.15 Weatherview 1.20 BBC News
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6.00am Fimbles 6.20 Me Too! 6.40 Wibbly Pig 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Dennis & Gnasher 7.15 Dennis & Gnasher 7.25 Muddle Earth 7.35 Bear Behaving Badly 8.00 Wingin’ It 8.20 Sam And Mark’s Guide To Dodging Disaster 8.30 Prank Patrol 9.00 Big Babies 9.15 OOglies 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Escape To The Country 12.30pm MotoGP 2.00 FILM: Dragonslayer (1981) 3.40 Flog It! 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Coast 5.20 James May’s Toy Stories 6.20 Wimbledon 2010 See highlights 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May attempt to find a trio of cars which are equally at home on the race track as they are at transporting a family to the shops, all for a budget of £5,000. 9.00 How To Build A Jumbo Jet Engine The story of the thousands of people who design, build and test engines in manufacturing plants in Derby and across the UK for RollsRoyce, the world leaders in the market for Jumbo Jet engines. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons dissect another week with guests Chris Addison, Ed Byrne and Micky Flanagan. 10.30 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale presents highlights, analysis and reaction from the men’s final, which has produced some memorable matches in recent years. Will 2010’s encounter match the outstanding 2009 final between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick, which saw Federer eventually win his sixth Wimbledon title? 11.30 FILM: Two Days In Paris 1.05am FILM: Vatel (2000) France, 1671. 2.40 BBC News 3.50 The Super League Show
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6.00am GMTV 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 ITV News & Weather 12.00pm This Morning: Sunday 1.00 House Gift 2.00 Columbo: A Bird In The Hand 4.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
6.00 Ladies Of Letters Vera moves to a trailer park and falls in with some very suspicious company. Trash. 6.30 Meridian News And Weather 6.45 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Gazza’s Tears – The Night That Changed Football See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Holly overdoes the drugs and freaks out. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Lloyd’s feelings for Cheryl be reciprocated? 9.00 Lewis Detective drama. 11.00 ITV News & Weather 11.15 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years Recalling past footballing summers we go back to 1986, the year the ‘Hand of God’ dealt England a mighty blow. England travelled to Mexico under the guidance of manager Bobby Robson with high hopes and a squad that included Bryan Robson and Gary Lineker. 11.45 World Cup Rock ‘n’ Goal Years Series reliving World Cup games from the last three decades. 12.15am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime On patrol. 1.05 More info at www.itv.com/thezone. 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News ***Alternative Schedule*** 1.30 The Zone 3.35 October Road 4.20 ITV Nightscreen
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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Catching The Impossible 7.55 Nokia Windsor Triathlon 8.50 The Hills 9.20 Friends 9.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.20pm Big Brother’s Little Brother 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 T4 On The Beach 2010 5.45 Deal Or No Deal
6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 River Cottage See highlights 8.00 Come Dine With Me In Doncaster, hosts include minisupermarket magnate Harinder, image consultant Alison, ‘ladette’ Sarah and joker Andrew. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. 11.05 The IT Crowd Jen is preoccupied with Douglas’ secret meetings with lots of women in fluffy dressing gowns. Well, you would be. 11.40 Stand Up For The Week Hosted by Patrick Kielty in front of a live audience, it features a regular team of stand ups – including Rich Hall, Jack Whitehall, Andi Osho and Kevin Bridges – talking about the week’s politics, sport and celeb news. 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr presents the topical comedy panel show with team captains Sean Lock and Jason Manford. Guest panelists are Gabby Logan, Johnny Vaughan, Denise Lewis and John Bishop. 1.00 Big Brother: Live All the latest housemate action broadcast live and direct from the Big Brother house. 2.55 FILM: The Sound Of Fury (1950) 4.25 Countdown 5.10 Hill Street Blues
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6.00am - 7.50 Children’s television 7.50 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.55 Fireman Sam 8.05 Hana’s Helpline 8.10 Little Princess 8.25 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Zoo Days 11.20 Family Food Fight With Flora 11.50 Chinese Food In Minutes 12.20pm Riddle Of The Romanovs: Revealed 1.25 FILM: Quo Vadis? (1951) 4.40 FILM: Clash Of The Titans (1981) 6.50 Five News 6.55 FILM: Ghostbusters (1984) Starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Rick Moranis and Annie Potts. Who ya gonna call? 9.00 FILM: Be Kind Rewind (2008) Starring Jack Black, Mos Def, Danny Glover, Melonie Diaz and Mia Farrow. Offbeat comedy about a video store employee and his hapless friend, who, after managing to wipe the films in the shop, must remake all the movies themselves. After being threatened with copyright violation by industry bigwigs, the duo are aided by the store’s loyal customers in a bid to make a legitimate and original film about a local hero. 11.05 FILM: The Woods (2006) A girl is sent to a remote boarding school, where she has nightmares and hears voices coming from the woods. She soon suspects that the school is a coven of witches. When some of her classmates disappear, the girl believes she will be next. 12.50am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Nick’s Quest x2 4.55 The Family Recipe Cookery series in which celebrity chefs share their family recipes. Italian chef Antonio Carluccio is back to share another one of his favourite dishes. 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car
6.00am International Cricket 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 International Cricket 12.30pm Football’s Greatest 1.00 Cricket Writers On TV 2.30 Live Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 6.00 World Cup Report 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE: Live Super League 9.30 Football’s Greatest 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 World Sport 3.30 Super League 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00pm Race World 1.00 Super League 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Live Goodwood Festival Of Speed 5.00 Live Masters Football: Mersey Masters 8.00 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 This Week In WWE 10.30 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.30 WWE: Vintage Collection 12.30am Super League 2.00 Masters Football: Mersey Masters 5.00 Close
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Watersports World 7.00 Wild Spirits 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 Super League 11.30 Racing News 12.00pm Live European Tour Golf 5.00 Live PGA Tour Golf 11.30 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.30am European Tour Golf 2.00 Close
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2.00pm Oops TV 3.00 Fat Pets, Fat Owners 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Pineapple Dance Studios 8.00 Fat Families: Second Helpings 9.00 House (x2) 11.00 Fringe (x2) 1.00am FILM: Swamp Devil (2008) 2.40 Road Wars 3.30 Ross Kemp On Gangs
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.15 FILM: Casanova (2005) 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy 10.45 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 11.15 Mongrels 11.45 Bizarre ER 12.15am Big Meets Bigger 1.15 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.10 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show
7.00pm South Africa Walks 7.30 Singing For Life 8.15 Rain 9.15 Baroque! - From St Peter’s To St Paul’s 10.15 FILM: The Diving Bell And The Butterfly (2007) 12.00am Forever Young: How Rock ’n’ Roll Grew Up 1.00 Anvil: Storyville 2.20 Rain 3.20 Baroque! From St Peter’s To St Paul’s 4.20 Singing For Life
1.30pm FILM: Nanny McPhee (2005) 3.20 All Star Family Fortunes 4.00 FILM: Arthur 2: On The Rocks (1988) 6.20 Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.50 FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 9.00 Peter Andre: The Next Chapter 10.00 FILM: You, Me And Dupree (2006) 12.15am Coronation Street 12.45 Emmerdale
3.05pm FILM: Smokey And The Bandit (1977) 4.55 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 FILM: Clue (1985) 11.00 FILM: Reds (1981) 2.45am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 3.35 On The Buses
11.35am Supernanny US 12.30pm Scrubs (x2) 1.25 Big Brother 2.25 Big Brother: Live 3.50 FILM: Alaska (1996) 6.00 Friends (x2) 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Desperate Housewives (x2) 11.00 FILM: Footloose (1984) 1.05am Big Brother: Live
9.30am Scrapheap Challenge (x4) 1.50pm The Coach Trip (x5) 4.35 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.30 The TV Book Club 8.00 The River Cottage Treatment See highlights 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.05 Urban Fox Attack 11.05 Father Ted 11.35 Black Books 12.10am The IT Crowd
11.00am Two Thousand Women (1944) 1.00pm In Good Company (2004) 3.05 The Iron Petticoat (1956) 4.55 A Matter Of Life And Death (1946) 7.00 Fantastic Four (2005) 9.00 Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994) 11.15 Jackie Brown (1997) 2.10am Disco Pigs (2001) 4.00 Close
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monday 5 Countrywise ITV1, 8pm The team have to tough it out on Dartmoor, an unforgiving landscape. Paul meets the old soldiers who did the first Ten Tors Challenge 50 years ago and are back to take on the moor once again. Rachel de Thame is on the Devonshire coast to discover the creatures in the rock pools. Don’t get crabby if there aren’t many.
Underage And Having Sex Channel 4, 10pm Two-part doc following a group of families as they negotiate the minefield of teenage sex. 14-yearold Hannah is still a virgin but has started experimenting sexually with boys and girls.14-year old Cheshona has recently lost her virginity, but will her mum let Cheshona’s 18-year-old fella stay over? Tsk, kids today, eh?
Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show BBC3, 9.30pm Lee challenges a audience member to spot a pregnant woman in a weighty identity parade. There’s more 24/7 partying with unhinged holiday rep Chris Young as he gives Brits abroad the time of their lives in bottom-of-the-barrel holiday expose Faliraki Nights. Innit.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Estate We’re In 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Murder, She Wrote 3.00 BBC News 3.05 ZingZillas 3.25 Zoo Factor 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.00 Trapped 4.25 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 4.55 Living With Alcohol - A Newsround Special 5.15 The Weakest Link
6.00am – 8.00 Prank Patrol 8.30 Timmy Time 8.40 Chuggington 8.50 Brum 9.00 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.15 Postman Pat 9.30 Guess With Jess 9.45 Show Me Show Me 10.10 Waybuloo 10.30 Yesterday At Wimbledon 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 Working Lunch 1.00 The World At War 1.50 Hands On Nature 2.00 Open Gardens 2.30 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Diagnosis Murder 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 5.15 Escape To The Country
6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Summer Special Countryfile Summer Special. 8.00 EastEnders Glenda gets personal with Peggy, Janine makes a bold decision, and Chelsea comes to a startling realisation about Denise. That she’s wearing a wig? 8.30 Panorama With new research showing that the standard of the teacher is the most important factor to a child’s educational attainment in a school, we ask why so many bad teachers are being allowed to teach. 9.00 Crimewatch Series of dramatised reconstructions and police appeals for help in solving crimes. 10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update Updates on recently featured cases. 10.45 7/7: Saved By A Miracle? 7/7 Saved By a Miracle. 11.25 FILM: Annapolis (2006) Starring James Franco, Jim Parrack, Donnie Wahlberg, Macka Foley, Roger Fan and Wilmer Calderon. 1.00am Springwatch Weatherview 1.05 Sign Zone: The Genius Of Design 2.05 Sign Zone: Cracking Antiques 2.35 Sign Zone: Museum Of Life 3.35 Sign Zone: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.35 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Heads full of eggs. 6.30 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts David Barby and Anita Manning begin their road trip in Aberdeen. Deep-fried Doulton? 7.00 South Africa Walks Julia’s final walk takes her to the remote north west corner of South Africa and the edge of the Kalahari Desert. 7.30 Hampton Court Palace Flower Show 2010 Joe Swift and Rachel de Thame give viewers a taste of the 2010 RHS Hampton Court Palace Flower Show. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Antiques Master The series starts off with four contenders putting their skill and knowledge to the test over four tough challenges at Towneley Hall in Lancashire. 9.00 Mary, Queen Of Shops Retail guru Mary Portas is back to help the nation’s independent retailers. 10.00 Rev Sitcom about a vicar running an inner-city church. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 How To Build A Jumbo Jet Engine Get a flat pack from IKEA. 12.20am A Culture Show Special – BBC Samuel Johnson Prize For Non-Fiction Who will be the winner of the £20,000 prize. 1.20 BBC News
ITV1
6.00am GMTV 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 Celebrity Pressure Cooker 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase
6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Diane is furious to hear that Doug has been spying on Charlie. Will Aaron keep Holly’s secret? Leyla makes an unwelcome discovery. 7.30 Coronation Street Carla declares war on Nick. Will Michelle and Ciaran’s steamy date end with a kiss? Gail has some stern words for Nick about Natasha. 8.00 Countrywise See highlights 8.30 Coronation Street Will Leanne deceive Peter in order to help Nick? The Windasses have a shock for Becky and Steve. Is Lloyd hurting himself by helping Cheryl? 9.00 Identity New drama series about an elite group of police officers which tracks down criminals who use the identities of others to help them lie, steal and even kill. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) Starring Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, Angelo Rossitto, Helen Buday, Rod Zuanic, Frank Thring, Angry Anderson and Bruce Spence. 12.30am The Zone More info at www.itv.com/thezone. 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News
Channel 4
6.00am The Hoobs 6.25 The Hoobs 6.50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.45 Big Brother 8.45 Melanie And Denise’s 5 O’Clock Show 9.45 Deal Or No Deal 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.55 Friends 11.25 Friends 11.55 Kicking Ahead: The Power Of Sport 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.35 Will And Grace 1.00 Come Dine With Me x5 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Vernon Kay’s 5 O’Clock Show
6.00 The Simpsons Cartoon comedy. Bart is diagnosed as having Attention Deficit Disorder and placed on medication that quells his disruptive behaviour. 6.30 Hollyoaks DI Andrews informs the McQueens that Gaz has been charged with Calvin’s murder, which leads Theresa to snap and protest that he is innocent. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary about Dr Gill Hicks, who lost both of her legs in the London bombings of 2005 but gained a new faith in humanity. 8.00 Big Brother Highlights from the last 24 hours in the BB house. 9.00 The Sex Education Show: Am I Normal? Anna Richardson and sexual health expert Dr Radha Modgil give the students of Haywood Egineering College a live lesson in male anatomy. Anna also visits an old people’s day centre to learn about the sexual habits of the elderly. 10.00 Underage And Having Sex See highlights. 11.05 Being... N-Dubz Reality series 11.40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by the cast of the Twilight Saga movies, Latina singer Shakira, Pineapple Dance Studios star Louis Spence and US singer Kelis. 12.40am Big Brother: Live The latest housemate action. 5.15 Win My Wage.
Five
Sky Sports 1
6.00am Children’s television 9.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 9.10 Castle Farm 9.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 9.25 Milkshake Monkey 9.30 Igam Ogam 9.45 Michaela’s Animal Road Trip 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: First Daughter (1999) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jill denies that she has a drinking problem. Maybe she couldn’t remember. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.30 How Do They Do It? Series examining the feats of science and engineering behind everyday life. 8.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series profiling the work of a high-speed police interception unit in Essex. 9.00 Extraordinary People: The Girls Who Share A Head This film documents the remarkable story of Bangladeshi conjoined twins Trishna and Krishna, and the two-year fight by medical professionals to separate the girls and save their lives. 10.00 FILM: Philadelphia (1993) Oscar-winning drama about a gay lawyer’s fight against unlawful dismissal by his homophobic employers. Forced to lead a double life because of the bigoted views held by his law firm, he discovers he is HIV-positive during a routine medical examination, and soon afterwards is fired for ‘incompetence’. 12.30am Cops In Crisis Documentary series. 12.55 Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 Nick’s Quest x2. 4.55 Rough Guide To Beaches. 5.10 The New Tomorrow. 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge.
6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 World Cup Report 7.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 World Cup Report 8.30 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Mersey Masters 12.30pm Football’s Greatest 1.00 Super League 2.30 Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 4.30 Live Int’l Twenty20 Cricket 8.30 Football’s Greatest 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 World Cup Report 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Int’l Twenty20 Cricket 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 7.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.00pm Ladies’ European Tour Golf 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.30 Super League 6.00 Football’s Greatest 6.30 NASCAR 7.30 LIVE: Live Elite League Speedway 9.30 Fishing Gurus 10.00 Int’l Twenty20 Cricket 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 3.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.30 PGA Tour Classic 5.30 Close
Sky Sports 3 8.00am Cricket: Friends Provident Twenty20 10.00 International Cricket 12.00pm Friday Fight Night 2.00 Masters Football: Mersey Masters 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 LIVE: Winning Post 9.00 FIA GT1 World Championship 10.00 Poker 11.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 Live WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Football’s Greatest 4.45 NASCAR 5.45 Close
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3.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Malcolm In The Middle (x2) 6.00 Best Of Oops TV 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 UK Border Force 9.00 The Real A & E 9.30 Real Filth Fighters 10.00 Law And Order 11.00 Bones (x2) 1.00am The Real World: Key West (x2) 1.50 Road Wars (x2)
8.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.30 Hotter Than My Daughter 9.00 Gavin And Stacey 9.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show See highlights 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Bizarre ER 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.50 Gavin And Stacey 12.20am Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show 12.50 Snog Marry Avoid?
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Only Connect 8.00 Medical Mavericks 9.00 A Century Of Fatherhood 10.00 Leaving The Cult: Storyville 11.20 Men About The House 12.20am A Century Of Fatherhood 1.20 Glastonbury At 40: From Avalon To Jay-Z 3.20 A Century Of Fatherhood 5.30 Close
1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 Loose Women 4.40 The Ricki Lake Show 5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 Black Eyed Peas: The Hot Desk 8.00 Homes From Hell 9.00 FILM: Miami Vice (2006) 11.40 Ladette To Lady 12.40am Coronation Street (x2)
4.05pm Daily Cooks Challenge 5.05 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 On The Buses (x2) 7.50 Jeeves And Wooster 9.00 Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones 10.00 Murder In Suburbia 11.00 The Bill: Solace 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am Sherlock Holmes: Sign Of Four
1.10pm Big Brother: Live 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05 Gilmore Girls 4.00 Samantha Who? 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 My Name Is Earl 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 Being Erica 11.00 Shameless 12.05am Big Brother: Live
4.25pm A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Relocation, Relocation 6.35 Deal Or No Deal 7.25 Grand Designs Revisited 8.30 The Daily Show With Jon Stewart: Global Edition 9.00 The Landscape Man 10.00 The Restoration Man 11.00 Without A Trace 12.10am The Landscape Man 1.15 The Restoration Man
11.00am Cottage To Let (1941) 12.45pm The Spanish Gardener (1956) 2.35 Warlock (1959) 4.55 Doctor At Large (1957) 6.50 Crocodile Dundee II (1988) 9.00 Eragon (2006) 11.00 Out Of Time (2003) 1.05am The Serpent (2006) 3.35 Close
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