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WEDDING SPECIAL

04 Wedding Special 16-page guide to planning your dream wedding featuring stunning new-season gowns from Leonie Claire Bridal, Perfection and The Ozone, plus the chance to win your wedding photography!

NEWS & COMMENT 20 Latest People Marry Me! wedding fair; Sam’s Of Sevendials relaunch; and the opening of the King Alfred gym 22 Geeks on Wheels Virus threats through social networking sites 23 News & Jobs Brighton Marathon’s training day, Stephen Fry’s honorary degree, Phil Mills on new homes and job prospects, plus council leader Mary Mears 25 Latest Inbox Have your say: letters, emails and website comments 26 Bare Cheek Spotted; what we used to say, and what’s ‘in’ this week 26 Competitions Win GOGO Festival tickets and Valentine’s treats 27 City Speak Ruby wishes she could warn her cat of what’s to come, Tasha sits her mock exams, and Will is sent a funny pic 28 Snapshots Jim and Sam Devereaux: The Master Blues Brothers 29 Celebcity Stars on the Orient Express; Alex Reid; Banksy 30 Sport Andy Winter looks forward to the Cricket World Cup; Mark Brailsford cheers on the Seagulls

L7 INTERVIEW 31 Lenny Henry on his upcoming show Cradle To Rave

Brighton Lights Love is in the air this week as Valentine’s Day looms on the horizon and wedding talk takes over here at Latest Towers. The upcoming Royal wedding may have the country divided but the interest surrounding the day is huge. Will you be watching it on TV or will you do something else on this year’s special bank holiday? Let us know! You may not have a Royal budget but if you are getting hitched then you will find all you need in this very issue – and it’s all up online, too. Catch up with all your favourite L7 columnists on your desktop, read the latest headlines from across Sussex and all the latest features from food and beauty to Brighton & Hove Albion. Download and listen to tracks from the Latest Brighton Download Chart, visit our listings section for all the shows, gigs and events to see this week, and follow us on Twitter to keep up to date on everything Brighton from visiting celebs, places to eat and great new deals. It’s all online at www.thelatest.co.uk/7

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WHAT’S ON 22 Reviews Will Self, Café Scientifique, The Hanover Band and more 23 Bookings; Latest Brighton Download Chart Meadowlands Festival; The Great Escape; Duran Duran 24 Latest Previews Brighton Rock; The Space; comedian Simon Munnery 28 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Horoscopes; Faulks On Fiction; seven-day TV listings Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Administration Claire Peerless

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Wedded bliss Create your perfect wedding & special memories to last a lifetime with Latest 7’s guide to planning your big day

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f the upcoming Royal Wedding has started a trend, then this Valentine’s Day may be a busy one with marriage proposals across the country. If you’re planning on getting married, this year or next, then plan every element of your big day with our special wedding guide. Your budget may not match that of Prince William and Kate Middleton (or even come close!), but with careful planning and attention to detail, creating your dream wedding that is both personal and perfectly suited for you and your partner is possible. In the following pages, you will find every aspect of your wedding day covered, from venues to bridalwear. It’s a new season in bridal stores, meaning it’s time to check out the latest trends in bridal dresses. If you thought ‘long and white’ covered it, think again. Leonie Claire Bridal gives us a sneak peek of their 2011 collection, featuring the very exclusive designs of Ugo Zaldi. The perfect dress isn’t the only element of your big day to make truly special. The wedding rings convey your commitment to each other and is something you will wear forever. Our special feature on Baroque Bespoke Jewellery is all about finding a ring to suit your style and budget – even your scrap gold can be tranformed into something unique. Also, find out how Baroque are prepared to go the extra mile for any couple... Capturing every moment of your special day is vital, from the ceremony itself to the venue and guests. Our special feature on wedding photography rounds up the very best Sussex photographers, giving an insight into styles, prices, and how to map out your wedding day. On these pages couples also have the chance to win their wedding photography with Brighton And Hove Studio worth £400! With all the expense that goes into a wedding, this is a wonderful prize that can leave you with more money to spend elsewhere. Setting a budget is the first thing to do when planning your wedding. Use our checklist below to cross off tasks as you go and stay on track with all the planning involved.

And when it comes to wedding venues, we really are spoilt for choice here in Sussex. With the rolling South Downs making a picture-perfect countryside setting and seaside venues adding a touch of contemporary glamour, each setting is unique. Plan your backdrop and let the rest fall into place. Wedding co-ordinators at venues will help with every aspect of planning from catering through to music and accommodation if required. Like a wedding photographer, there are packages to suit all budgets; hire a room or hire an entire venue – it’s up to you...

The countdown to your wedding day STRAIGHT AWAY ■ Set your budget ■ Pick a wedding date and venue ■ Provisionally book venue and reception ■ Contact registrar to check their availability ■ Send out Save The Date cards to friends and relatives

6 MONTHS TO GO ■ Draw up a guest list ■ Book your transport ■ Decide on your chief bridesmaid/best man ■ Order stationery and table favours ■ Choose outfits for bridesmaid, best man and ushers ■ Purchase your wedding rings ■ Choose your gift list company

9–12 MONTHS TO GO ■ Book photographer/video ■ Book your toastmaster ■ Book reception venue, caterers and music ■ Plan and book the decoration of the room ■ Book your honeymoon ■ Take out wedding insurance ■ Book appointments to enter notice with Registrar Office, or meet priest/minister/rabbi ■ Pay deposit to confirm venue ■ Plan bride’s dress and menswear

3 MONTHS TO GO ■ Visit reception venue to decide on menu and wines ■ Start a beauty routine for skin and hair ■ Choose a florist and discuss requirements ■ Check passports ■ Book overnight hotel if necessary ■ Choose and order wedding cake ■ Arrange Order of Service /music readings

1 MONTH TO GO ■ Have final dress fitting ■ Arrange stag/hen nights/weekends ■ Give wedding party a list of duties ■ Chase up guests who have not replied ■ Confirm final number of guests with caterers ■ Pay registrars’ final fees for ceremony ■ Order travellers cheques/currency

2 MONTHS TO GO ■ Send out invitations ■ Send out list of local accommodation to guests ■ Re-confirm all bookings ■ Buy accessories: tiara, veil, lingerie, cufflinks and shoes ■ Choose and order presents for your attendants ■ Buy a guest book ■ Book wedding day hair and make-up appointments

1 WEEK TO GO ■ Contact registration staff to finalise arrangements ■ Call all bookings and confirm times ■ Pick up dress ■ Ensure all hired garments are collected in time ■ Pack for honeymoon/first night ■ Have final hair and make-up practice 1 DAY TO GO ■ Help to decorate the venue, if necessary ■ Have honeymoon luggage sent to venue ■ Relax and have an early night

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Lord of the rings From rare sapphires to recycled gold, Baroque go the extra mile to give you the perfect wedding ring

o, the snow has long melted, spring is in the air, the January sales have come to an end and you have just finished sending out your wedding invitations. The caterers, the band, the venue, and your dress/suit have all been ordered some time ago... now you just need to choose your wedding rings! The wedding ring is an important final detail – not only is it the ultimate symbol of marriage and love, but, along with perhaps the photos, it will be the item that will literally be with you forever. In fact, the ring will probably be the most value-for-money part of the whole wedding you will purchase, as it will be worn every day, so it’s best to try and spend as much as you can afford.

Baroque Bespoke Jewellery specialise in fitted wedding rings and commitment rings, so if you have an unusual shaped engagement ring they can tailor a matching wedding ring to fit it perfectly. As well as having a large number of plain wedding rings to choose from in store, Baroque also stock diamond set bands – if you are feeling a little bit sparkly! There is always a goldsmith on site to discuss commissions and advise on metal choices. They work with all precious metals including palladium, platinum, gold and silver. Your scrap gold can also be used to fashion a new wedding ring (but only if the metal quality is good enough and does not contain solder). Baroque’s ‘Molten’ collection is all made from recycled gold and has a great organic texture, which makes every single ring handmade and unique. They love a commission in the workshop, too; recently they were asked to make a wedding ring for a Canadian geo-physicist, which had to echo parts of his future wife’s engagement ring. This was quite a challenge considering the original engagement ring Baroque made for them gives the future Queen of England’s ring a run for its money – the eight carat cabochon sapphire took Baroque a few months to find the right colour and shape! After taking a little more time to find a matching sapphire for the geophysicist’s ring, Baroque started on some designs that linked the two rings, keeping some elements similar while still trying to retain an edge of masculinity to the finished wedding ring. The finished ring was greatly received by the geo-physicist and is currently making a tour of Canada happily married! If you are getting married, come and visit Baroque for an informal chat – you’ll see that being unique doesn’t have to be expensive, Baroque Bespoke Jewellery, 9 Union Street, Brighton, 01273 777003, www.baroquejewellery.com

Big Bead Boutique Big Bead Boutique is Brighton’s exciting new retail destination, located just around the corner from Churchill Square. If you adore beautiful beads, love vintage-style jewellery, or lust after gorgeous handcrafted wedding accessories, then Big Bead Boutique is for you. View their ‘In The Mood For Love’ wedding collection, choose from vintage head-pieces or divine accessories, which are made on the premises at prices to suit every budget. A bespoke service is available or you can choose from the treasure trove of exquisite beads to make your own personal mother-of-the-bride or bridesmaids’ gifts. Alternatively, let Big Bead Boutique do it for you. Big Bead Boutique, 12 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 383983, www.bigbeadboutique.co.uk

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Wedding couture Delicate chiffon, vintage-style lace & ruffles are big trends in bridalwear at Leonie Claire in 2011

alking along Upper North Street, just below none. She uses only the finest silks and her gowns the pretty Montpelier area of Brighton, you are truly beautiful. David Fielden leads the way with come across the classic and simplistic his forward-thinking contemporary pieces that show shop front of Leonie Claire Bridal framing a single levels of creativity beyond any other collection on stunning gown by her latest hot new designer, the market. His designs are genuine works of art. Italian born Ugo Zaldi. Through the backdrop of This year, Leonie is thrilled to launch the very Swarovski crystals you catch a glimpse of many exclusive Ugo Zaldi bridal collection. As one of more sensational gowns only a handful of beyond. As you enter the stockists in the whole bridal boutique you realise “Leonie Claire believes country, this is really what seemed simple and something special. it’s all about finding a unassuming from the Take a talented Italian exterior is a spacious and designer, a Parisian gown that is an extension stylish showroom within. powerhouse of the Leonie Claire Bridal of the bride’s personality” luxury market, and opened four years ago and a philosophy of is owned and managed by Leonie Claire Lawmon, an Honours Fashion Design graduate with couture bridal training. Over the past 10 years in the industry, Leonie has dedicated her energy and enthusiasm to learning everything there is to know about bridal gowns. She has used this knowledge to draw together the very best in bridal fashions in her shop. By listening to her brides-tobe and searching through many a collection, Leonie feels confident that the gowns she has just launched for 2011 are nothing short of stunning. With such a variety of wedding venues and budgets, Leonie believes she has found a gown for every taste and pocket. She realises no bride wants to look the same as 50 other brides, so many of her designers are exclusive to the area, too. She believes it’s all about finding a gown that is an extension of the bride’s personality. Being from a design and sewing background, the quality of material and the construction and overall style of the gown is of utmost importance to Leonie. She is proud to showcase collections by awardwinning Suzanne Neville and trend-setting David Fielden – two top British designers who have established and highly respected careers in bridal design. Suzanne Neville gowns are the epitome of class and elegance with corsetry that is second to

understated and elegant eveningwear and you have Ugo Zaldi. The label with the global following fuses Italian sexiness with French sophistication. There is a clear signature of understated glamour highlighted by beautiful detailing. This collection is perfect for the more relaxed wedding such as a beach or other outdoor venue. Brides ask Leonie what’s going to be the next big trend in bridalwear for 2011. It would have to be fluid layering of delicate chiffon or vintage-style lace, ruffles and frills in any fabric, stunning heavy crystal embellishment and the second dress for the evening! Leonie recommends you book an appointment to visit her showroom so you can ensure you have the expertise of one of her highly skilled consultants. They will happily talk you through the new range for 2011. You will be offered refreshments, which include a chilled glass of bubbly, tea or coffee, and escorted to the lounge area where there is plenty of space for your mum, auntie, sister and all the bridesmaids! The consultant will help you while you try on the gowns and give you advice on styling your look from accessories to hair and make-up. Once you have found the gown of your dreams it doesn’t end there. With a full expert in house fitting and alterations service, Leonie Claire and her team will look after you every step of the way. They will even arrange for your gown to be cleaned and packed beautifully for storing after the big day. To view the collection currently available please visit the brand new website at www.leonieclaire.com or call 01273 711458 to book an appointment. Leonie Claire Bridal, 46 Upper North Street, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3FH.

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Emberton cream long sleeve lace shrug, £75, Monsoon (available March 2011)

Purple fascinator, £28, Accessorize

Blue multi burnout dress and jacket, £150, Ann Harvey, London

Black printed shantung shift dress, £99, Eastex

Mum’s the word Turn heads with occasion wear for today’s mother of the bride & groom

J by Jasper Conran, corsage clutch, £30, Debenhams Coral multi Stella printed dress, £120, Kaliko Flower with veil head band, £29.50, Mark & Spencer

Floral print wrap sandals, £30, Next

Nikki shoes, ‘natural’, £65, Dune

Diana cream embroidered case clutch, £50, Monsoon

Orla red evening dress, £190, new at Monsoon

Mid pink collarless jacket with corsage (£129), ivory lined lace top (£57), mid pink multi feather trim hat (£60), Eastex

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The Ozone If you are looking for that special wedding dress, bridesmaid dresses and a suit for the groom, then book an appointment at The O Zone in Church Street, Brighton. The O Zone has a reputation for creating something that little bit different for the modern bride and groom. They offer a collection of stunning wedding gowns from leading designers, fun and funky bridesmaid dresses, and they are Brightonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only independent shop for formal suit hire. Saturday 5 February 2011 is the annual Ian Stuart Designer Day hosted by The O Zone. There will be lots of extra dresses in store for just one day from the award-winning designer. Be the first to try on dresses from the new 2011 collection, and receive some extra special offers if you find the perfect dress and order on the day. The O Zone, 21-23 Church Street, Brighton,BN1 1RB, 01273 739500, www.ozoneweddings.co.uk

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• Exclusive Perfection collection also Mori Lee, Amanda Wyatt • Sizes 8 to 30 • Interest free monthly payments • Dresses suitable for weddings abroad • Fantastic selection of bridesmaid dresses from age 2 • Sale rail always available – dresses from £195 ALSO MENSWEAR HIRE • Package deal £69.95 – jacket, trousers, waistcoast, cravat and hankie • Boys suits from age 2

Perfection Bridal and Menswear

Perfection Bridal & Menswear 52 Western Road, Hove, East Sussex BN3 1JD Tel. 01273 323046 www.perfectionbridalandmenswear.co.uk

Perfection Bridal and Menswear is situated in Western Road, Hove. They have been trading from the premises for the past 25 years so their expertise is second to none. They rebranded from Pronuptia to Perfection two years ago when they became stockists of the exclusive Perfection collection – a stunning range of dresses in beautiful fabrics at excellent prices. They also stock ranges from Amanda Wyatt, Mori Lee, and other leading designers, so whatever your style or budget, Perfection has the dress for you, from simple sophistication to full Hollywood glamour. As well as a fantastic range of bridal dresses, Perfection also has a wonderful choice of dresses for your bridesmaids in satin and taffeta and an amazing choice of colours. Available from age two and up to a size 30, they can even match the men’s cravats to the bridesmaids’ fabric. For the groom and his party, Perfection offers tailcoats, frock coats and lounge suits available to hire at the special package of just £69.95 for jacket, trousers, waistcoat, cravat and hankie. Perfection’s friendly and helpful assistants will be happy to offer any help and advice you may require. At Perfection you will be spoilt for choice. Perfection Bridal & Menswear, 52 Western Road, Hove, BN3 1JD, 01273 323046, brighton@perfectionbridalandmenswear.co.uk. www.perfectionbridalandmenswear.co.uk

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Asase Garra Rufa Spa

The Treatment Rooms The Treatments Rooms offers beauty treatments for men and women to get you both ready for your wedding or civil partnership. Relaxing facials start from £52 and massage starts from £42. There is a double therapy room for if you want to spoil someone and come along for a treatment with your partner or friend. Treatments include Eve Lom facials, microdermabrasion, aromatherapy facials and massage, half day rituals, LaStone and Lava Shell massage. The Treatment Rooms is open seven days a week and five evenings. Visit the website for information on special offers. The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, reservations@thetreatmentrooms.com, www.thetreatmentrooms.com

Elemis

Products from luxury British beauty brand Elemis (www.elemis.com) always tick the right boxes, and their latest collection is no different: The Elemis anti-ageing face and eyes collection is exclusively available in March 2011 at the price of £75 (products worth £156). It’s the perfect beauty regime for the bride-to-be and mother of the bride/groom too. Presented in a faux leather vanity case with a special padlock and key, products include the ProCollagen Marine Cream, Pro-Collagen Oxygenating Night Cream and ProCollagen Eye Renewal. These replenish the skin, increase hydration and smooths fine lines and wrinkles to leave skin fresh and rejuvenated. It’s the perfect gift for the bridesmaids/mother of the bride/groom too! The collection is available 1–31 March only, online at www.timetospa.co.uk or from Elemis spas, salons and selected department stores nationwide while stocks last. Also perfect for the bride-to-be’s beauty regime in the run up to the big day is the Elemis Pro-Intense Duo (rrp £84). Latest 7 has teamed up with Elemis to offer one lucky reader the chance to win this fantastic luxury set. Featuring the new Pro-Intense Eye and Lip Contour Cream and Absolute Eye Mask, this intensive treatment helps strengthen and plump the skin around the eyes and lips, where the skin wears thin as we get older. The result is a more youthful appearance with firmer, plumper and redensified skin. To be in with a chance of winning the Elemis Pro-Intense Duo, complete the following: Eyes are the window to the... Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘Elemis wedding’ in the subject line. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: 14 February 2011.

Asase Garra Rufa Spa is the newly opened therapy centre in the middle of Brighton offering fish therapy – the natural pedicure method. Feet are placed in a tank where tiny garra rufa fish eat away dead skin, leaving feet fresh and revitalised. It’s the latest craze in beauty therapy and makes for a wonderful hen day. Groups can book private hen parties where you can enjoy bubbly and nibbles alongside pampering treatments. Regular pedicures and relaxing treatments including massage are also offered. Asase Garra Rufa Spa, Unit 13 Hanningtons (near Donatellos), 19 Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 746888, appointment@asasespa.co.uk, www.asasespa.co.uk

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New Steine Hotel

The New Steine Hotel & Bistro is the perfect place for those looking for an intimate wedding venue. After recently celebrating their 10-year anniversary, you can be sure of the team’s experience and consistency. Cosy and stylish, the bistro and private dining room offers homemade French food using top-quality local produce. Their special wedding menu is excellent value at just £19.50. Dishes include tiger prawns with garlic butter, French onion soup or baked camembert for starters; Sussex duck magret, Scottish sirloin steak or grilled bass for mains, and finishing with a tarte tatin or chocolate mousse. Gourmet three- or four-course menus are also available

Hotel Seattle “What a wonderful day, made even more special by the staff of Hotel Seattle. From our first show round (which took our breath way) to the last guest stumbling to bed, they all made us feel like VIPs.” Overlooking the Marina and out to sea, stunning views and stunning surroundings rarely come together, but at Hotel Seattle they really do. Now with a newly refurbished suite, the hotel offers stunning wedding breakfasts for up to 80 guests in the spacious new Freemont room. This light-filled room, with ceiling to floor windows, opens out onto a private deck with views across the Marina and out to sea. It’s a totally unique venue for Brighton. Great food and drink is their passion, and their event co-ordinator will help you create what’s in your mind’s eye, from a formal sit-down wedding breakfast to informal ‘no forks required’ gatherings. Everything will be tailored to suit your day. Each detail will be thought through for you, from your guests arriving to the tables dressed in snowy white linen to the ambience you want to create for your truly special day. The welcoming staff – with their mix of quiet efficiency and attentive service – will ensure that on the day everyone is kept happy, allowing you and your partner to relax and enjoy every moment. As the last good-byes are said, you can take a short stroll long to your bedroom, kick off your shoes and unwind in this relaxing setting, fall back onto the wide luxurious bed and enjoy some time to yourselves... For your guests Hotel Seattle offers two night packages, allowing them to make the most to their trip to the coast. There is plenty of free car parking too. To find out more, to book a show around or visit on a taster day, please contact a member of the events team. Hotel Seattle, Brighton marina, Brighton, BN2 5WA, 01273 679799, info@hotelseattlebrighton.com, www.hotelseattlebrighton.com

from £24.50 with a vast choice of decadent dishes from lobster tail, foie gras de canard, Sussex fillet steak, Sussex rack of lamb, croquembouche and a cheese platter. Their private dining room can hold up to 28 people for a formal sit-down meal and up to 65 for a more relaxed buffet or reception. There is also a private outside patio for those wanting some fresh air and a sound system which enables you to bring your own music. Alternatively, the team can organise some entertainment for you. BrightonSussexEvents.com is the perfect alternative for those who wish to choose their own venue. Offering exquisite and handcrafted canapés made on site at the New Steine Bistro, you know once again you are guaranteed quality. For weddings and civil partnerships, BrightonSussexEvents.com will do all of the running around for you! They will arrange show-arounds at a selection of great venues from the small and intimate to the super big for that splash-out do, catering for all budgets and requirements. They offer a full wedding co-ordinator service, from meeting with florists, helping with cakes, finding that perfect evening entertainment as well as transporting you to your big day. So you can sit back and relax, confident that they will be in contact throughout the experience, ensuring you get exactly what you want on your perfect day. New Steine Hotel, 10–11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546, www.newsteinehotel.com “With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm.... Hervé Guyat and his team at The New Steine Hotel & Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, Latest 7 Food Writer

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Stanmer House Stanmer House is a Grade I Listed manor house, which is unique for its Brighton location. Set in the heart of the Sussex countryside, yet only minutes from the bustling city centre of Brighton, Stanmer House is the perfect venue for your wedding or civil partnership. The house and gardens provide a romantic backdrop that enhances the elegance of your day, ensuring a fairytale start to your marriage. Your wedding is undoubtedly one of the most exciting and important days of your life, and you can be assured that you will have the undivided attention of the staff at Stanmer House on your special day. Stanmer House, Stanmer Park, Brighton, BN1 9QA, 01273 680400, www.stanmerhouse.co.uk

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Pelham House Getting married is one of the most joyous – and busy – times of your life. There’s the dress, hair, make-up, cars and cake to consider, not to mention flowers to worry about, and that all important reception venue. Looking for a wedding venue with that ‘wow factor’? Pelham House hotel and restaurant, a 16th century Sussex town house nestled in the heart of Lewes, is arguably one of the best wedding venues in the region. The experienced team, led by wedding co-ordinator Steve Hullock, will guide couples through the many preparations for their special day. A stylish venue combining elegance, history and design, the three-star rated Pelham House has

built a solid reputation for weddings and civil ceremonies. They will be hosting a wedding fair on Sunday 27 February 2011, meaning a rare and fantastic opportunity to see the house in its full glory, set for a wedding. Pick up inspiration and ideas from their suppliers to help you add the finishing touches to your wedding. With complimentary admission from 11am to 4pm, canapés and a glass of bubbly – there is no better way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Pelham House, St Andrews Lane, Lewes, BN7 1UW, 01273 485635 (wedding co-ordinator Steve Hullock), weddings@pelhamhouse.com, www.pelhamhouse.com

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WEDDINGS 17 Terraces are pleased to announce the 2011 Spring Wedding Show, which will take place on Sunday 27 February. Featuring some of the best wedding suppliers in the area, this is a fantastic opportunity to meet a number of local wedding professionals. On the day you can sample cakes, admire beautiful dresses, have a spin on the roulette, but more importantly be able to meet the suppliers on a one-toone basis and discuss your requirements. There will be canapés and bubbly on arrival for all, plus a goody bag for all registered couples. Entry is £2, and they are offering free entry for all couples that have booked their wedding with Terraces already and for those who have registered online at www.the-terraces.co.uk If you would like to become an exhibitor or you would like any more information on the Terraces Spring Wedding Fair, please call 01273 570526, option 1, or email weddingfair@the-teraces.co.uk Terraces, Madeira Drive, Brighton, BN2 1AY, 01273 545250, www.the-terraces.co.uk

She Bakes Circa Events Circa Events’ commitment is simply to create fantastic food menus for all types of events. Established since 2000, they have built a strong reputation as one of the most creative and exciting catering brands in Sussex. Their aim to delight customers with innovative food that is uniquely styled and presented. They cater for many styles of weddings from small and intimate weddings, medieval banquets and themed weddings, to civil partnerships and pagan weddings. As each one is uniquely different, they aim to provide their customers with a tailor-made service that suits their needs. The team’s expertise means they can help plan and organise your day to perfection. They will help you turn your ideas into reality and can suggest venues, styling, entertainment, flowers, marquees, photography, theming, lighting and more. Circa Events, please contact Marc or Sarah on 01273 694111, sales@circacirca.com, www.circacirca.com

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Terraces is one of Brighton’s premier wedding venues offering the very best views of the glorious coast. Licensed for wedding ceremonies and civil partnerships, and with a flexible approach to your requirements, Terraces really know how to make your perfect day... perfect!

U|ÜÄ|Çz `tÇÉÜ Bardolphs Hall is located in a peaceful, downland setting within the extensive grounds of Birling Manor, a grade II listed building of timeless charm and tranquility. The elegant oak beamed, panelled hall is licensed for civil weddings and seats over 110 dining guests and 200 for the ceremony. At Bardolphs you can have exclusive use and complete freedom to tailor your wedding / reception with access two days before and a day after for clearing-up. There is ample parking and choice of attractive settings to erect a marquee. 01323 422024 Birling Manor, East Dean, Nr. Eastbourne, East Sussex. BN20 0AA. Web: www.birlingmanor.co.uk Email: enquiry@birlingmanor.co.uk

For a wedding cake that wows, bedazzles and is out of this world, make a date with She Bakes (www.shebakes.co.uk), local crafters and purveyors of exceptional cake and confectionary. Based in Preston Park, Brighton, She Bakes specialises in bringing scrumptious sweet treats to your celebrations, no matter how grand or modest, classic or unconventional. From baroque chocolate sculptures and boxes of heavenly confections to enchanting croquenbouches (a French profiterole mountain loaded with crème patisserie and drizzled with spun caramel), She Bakes strives to surpass your every delicious dream without busting your budget. Get in touch (jen@shebakes.co.uk) and let them indulge your fondant fantasies. Arrange your free tasting session and, for a limited period, bring along this copy of Latest 7 to enjoy a 10 per cent discount on your wedding cake.

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Picture perfect Let your wedding photographs leave you with happy memories to treasure forever

apturing the magic of your big day is so important. With months (even years!) of planning all boiling down to one day, the day itself will pass by in a blur. A professional wedding photographer will cover every element of your special day, photographing as much – or as little – as you request. “When couples come to us to chat about photography, first and foremost we ask how their day is being planned out with timings, locations and numbers of people,” says Darren Cool of Brighton And Studio. When you’re looking to book your wedding photographer, be sure to look at examples of their work. Ask what is included in the package – additional costs may be charged for travelling further afield, or for CDs or photo-books featuring the images. “We also ask couples to provide us with a list of the names of people they would like in different group shots. I ask them to hand a copy of this list to someone attending the wedding who knows who everyone is – ideally someone with a loud voice! – who can help us round everyone together so we can run through them quickly and smoothly,” Darren continues. “In terms of mapping out the day, I arrive at the wedding ceremony venue at least an hour before people are due to start arriving. I get a feel for the place and find nice places to take pictures so I can operate quickly. Other than that I let the

day naturally run its course and work around the couple. It’s their special day, after all, and shouldn't be dictated too much by the photographer.” Generally, photographing a wedding day runs roughly along the same lines: arrivals, ceremony, group shots, one-on-one bride and groom, venue, speeches, cake cutting and the first dance. Use this as a guide to planning your photographer and their time at a budget to suit you.

WIN YOUR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY! Latest 7 has teamed up with Brighton And Hove Studio to offer one lucky couple the chance to win a Silver Wedding Package and handmade in-house photo-book! This counts for anywhere in Sussex! The Silver Package consists of a maximum of three hours shooting the wedding ceremony. It includes reportage photography, group shots, and a one-on-one session with the bride and groom. A presentation DVD is provided with all the pictures from the day. With a prize value of up to £400, this is the perfect gift for any couple planning their wedding day. To be in with a chance of winning, your wedding day must be taking place in Sussex (otherwise travelling costs will be added). Answer this question: What date is the Royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton? Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with the answer to your question in the body of the email and ‘Wedding photography’ in the subject line. Don’t forget to leave your name and contact details. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Closing date for entries: 14 February 2011.

Brighton & Hove Studio

Brighton And Hove Studio is run by Sussex photographers Darren Cool and Gareth Connolly. They offer extremely affordable print packages for wedding clients which are as follows: 20 prints from £15 (A5) to £30 (A3); 40 prints: £25 (A5) to £40 (A3). They also offer an additional service for clients who have no budget for photographers: send them discs of all the images taken on the day by friends and family, and they will Photoshop them and edit them to bring them up to their maximum potential. Client then receives a 24-page A4 photo-book and discs with the edited pictures. This service costs £85. Brighton & Hove Studio Ltd, Darren Cool, 07792 308 722, darren@brightonandhovestudio.co.uk, www.brightonandhovestudio.co.uk

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Carl O’Connell Professional Photography Carl O'Connell Photography is one of Sussex’s leading photography companies. The very nature of a wedding dictates a certain level of versatility and for that reason, the work is often a blend of editorial, reportage, advertising and fashion. With published experience in all these areas, they have the requisite skills to produce great wedding images. The approach they take is always unobtrusive and friendly, with Milly Manley as second photographer to capture all those extra moments. Altogether they present a formidable team with combined visual intelligence that surpasses the expectations of the most demanding of clients. Carl O’Connell Professional Photography, 01273 749737, 07805 223 405, photographs@btinternet.com, www.carloconnell.co.uk

James Pike Photography “The best thing about photographing weddings is that they are always different, yet at the same time have similar qualities and key moments,” says James Pike. “It’s like photographing theatre with the main actors (bride and groom), supporting cast (close friends and family) and all the extras! Great costumes, style and locations all go to make recording the story of the

day a photographer’s dream! So, when taking the photographs it’s all there for me – the photographer – to compose and create great memorable images.” James Pike is a sought-after wedding photographer with 15 years’ experience photographing every style of wedding. Visit the website or call to discuss prices and availability. James Pike Photography, 01273 731745, 07905 945 995, contact@jimpix.com, www.jimpix.com

Paul Edward Wedding Photography Paul is now offering a package that comes with its very own Apple iPad, with your wedding photographs preloaded onto it. The superb quality of the screen lends itself perfectly to showing off digital photos and is smaller and lighter than an album or laptop so it’s easily passed around. The package includes all day photography, online gallery with slideshow and shop, and a DVD of high resolution images. Other packages are available with beautiful hand-made albums by Queensbury of New Zealand. Paul is a qualified photographer with the MPA and the BIPP. Visit his website for more information and to view galleries of recent weddings. Paul Messingham LMPA LBIPP, Paul Edward Photography, 01273 719619, 07976 350 781, photos@paul-edward.com www.paul-edward.com

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Wedding perfection Hot on the success of their July event, wedding company Marry Me! hosted their second Pamper Me! wedding fair at The Thistle Hotel in Brighton on 20 January. Aimed at brides-to-be, their friends, hens, and of course their mums, it offered guests the chance to touch, taste, feel and try lots of exciting wedding-themed things. There was a fashion show modelling wedding dresses from Perfection Bridal and suits from Dickies. www.marrymeweddingfair.co.uk Photos: Patrick Kneath Hardings Caterers, Brighton Racecourse

Kiehl’s Make Up, Brighton

Vavavavoom School of Burlesque Wedding Dress by Perfection Bridal

Latest Musicbar Fun and funky weddings are the business at Latest Musicbar. The venue has fast become Brighton’s first choice for wedding and civil partnership parties. It’s the ideal venue if the idea of corporate hospitality sends a chill down your spine. At Latest Musicbar they want to make you tingle with delight and with a relaxed atmosphere, flexible attitude and keen prices, they are confident they can do just that. If you want a themed party then give them a call; they have a wide range of options from canapés and full dinners to entertainers and bands. You want Elvis, they can get Elvis – well, almost. Latest Musicbar has a variety of price options to suit every pocket, or you can simply tell them your budget and they will work out a great deal for you. Latest Musicbar, 14–17 Manchester Street, Brighton, BN2 1TF. To find out more call Angi on 01273 687171, www.thelatest.co.uk/musicbar

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Mary Mears (BHCC Leader), Councillors David Smith, Jan Young, Averil Older, Kerry Taylor (general manager, King Alfred Leisure Centre), Holly Plumley & Jill Adams (Life Fitness coaches)

Councillors Jan Young & David Smith, Holly Plumley (Life Fitness Coach)

Andy Mullins (fitness advisor)

King gym The gym at Hove’s King Alfred Leisure Centre has been turned into a state-ofthe-art facility by a £450,000 investment from the council. The gym was officially opened by council leader Mary Mears on 24 January. Visitors saw how the old café has been transformed with over 40 stations of brand new Life Fitness training equipment. A dedicated spinning studio adjoins the gym area, and the male and female changing rooms, toilets and showers have been revamped, along with new, efficient air conditioning and a modern audio-visual system. Holly Plumley, Kerry Taylor, Jill Adams

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Lucky seven January 20th saw the relaunch of Sam's of Sevendials restaurant. To mark its 10th anniversary the bar/restaurant has undergone a complete refurbishment, with a soft and is (Neujuice), stunning new interior to provide a more Emma Davis and Nick Dav Jamie Crookston (Ricochet) informal and relaxed dining experience. Sam’s mission is to now offer the exceptional food but with a new focus on great value. The new bar offers a wide range of draught beers and cocktails. The menu includes a number of daily blackboard specials, weekend brunch and a fantastic £10 lunch. It’s a completely new experience for any occasion: family celebrations, business lunches and wedding receptions. At weekends the private room will be available for customers' children to participate in supervised craft activities or watch children’s programmes. For more info: www.sevendialsrestaurant.co.uk

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Geeks-on-Wheels Jamie Shaw of Geeks-on-Wheels knows what’s new in computerland Cloud Computing Cloud computing will be a hit with chief information officers (CIOs) this year as adoption will happen quicker than expected, according to the analyst firm Gartner. Just three per cent of CIOs currently have the majority of IT running in the cloud or on software-as-a-service (SAAS) technologies, but over the next four years CIOs expect this to rise to 43 per cent. 10% military discount As of today if you are a serving member of the UK forces Geeks-onWheels will give you a 10 per cent discount off any labour charges. This is unconditional and just a small way we can support our forces. Catch a virus social networking The security firm Sophos has reported a massive increase in security threats related to social networking sites such as Facebook in their 2011 Security Report. Sophos has, in the past, been repeatedly critical of social network site security to no avail. In this latest survey they found that 40 per cent of social networking users had received malware via social networking sites, representing a 90 per cent increase from 2009. Over two thirds also said that they have been spammed with 43 per cent being targeted by a social networking site focused phishing attack with spam and phishing both up more than double over the levels in 2009. One of the Facebook specification features Sophos expressed concern about was the automatic tagging of photos with the identities of those pictured. What makes matters worse is the fact that 82 per cent of those surveyed recognised Facebook as the greatest risk to their security. Sophos also reported that France had jumped into second place among countries hosting malware, ahead of Russia, Germany and China, while the US retains the dubious honour of the world's most popular malware host.

Jobs in IT The research firm E-Skills UK has claimed the demand for IT (Information Technology) workers has grown during 2010, with 1.5 million employed in technologybased jobs – equating to one in 20 employed people in the UK. They also say jobs in the technology sector are set to grow five times the national average over the next 10 years. Over a third of those workers were specifically in the IT or telecoms industry (the others had IT jobs in other sectors), and E-Skills UK predict an extra 110,000 recruits were needed in that industry alone this year. I know this all sounds good, but in my experience there is a glut of IT people looking for jobs. The report goes on to say that the number of IT professionals under 30 dropped to just 19 per cent of the workforce, down from 33 per cent in 2001, and the proportion of those over 50 has doubled to 17 per cent raising concerns there may not be enough people to fill these jobs. Let’s wait and see on that one. Reasons to choose Geeks-onWheels to help your business We are Google Apps Authorized Resellers and know lots about the Cloud; we are friendly and speak plain English; we have an excellent online backup service; we are an award-winning company for our customer service and technical ability; our Geeks love to please; we are not tied to corporate rules and can be flexible to help you when you need help. 10 billion Apps Store downloads Gail Davis from Kent was the lucky iOS user who bagged the Apple Apps Store 10 billionth download, earning herself a £6,270 ($10,000) iTunes voucher. Davis apparently hung up on Apple when the company rang to give her the news assuming it was a prank call saying: “Thank you very much, I'm not interested!"

Geeks-on-Wheels Europe Ltd. won the PC Retail Awards 2010 ‘Service and Support’ category – our IT support services really are second to none for consumers and businesses. Try our managed cloud back-up service for small business customers – www.backupservices.geeks-on-wheels.com/ Geeks-on-Wheels Europe support home and small business customers across the south-east of England. Call free on 0800 107 4111 (outside the M25) or 0800 107 4110 (London - within the M25) to reserve your Geek.

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks A star-studded afternoon on the Orient Express; Alex Reid makes himself at home; Oscar nominations

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ALEX WON’T BUDGE After last week’s not so shocking news that Katie Price has finally split with hubby of five minutes, Alex Reid, it seems that Katie is finding it quite hard to extract Alex from her huge Surrey mansion. Estranged hubby Alex Reid had flatly refused to move out of the marital home so Katie, it has been reported, has hatched a cunning plan. The mumof-three plans to sell up pronto and relocate to a secret country bolthole. Since announcing the end of her second marriage, Katie Price, 32, has made it clear she doesn’t want Alex, 35, around. She has been away up north, staying with friends and cavorting with polo hunks in Switzerland. But so far the cross-dressing cage fighter has refused to pack up his cross-dressing clothes and leave the home!

spent a completely dreamy afternoon the other week as I boarded the Orient Express at London’s Victoria Station. I joined a delightful throng of people who were all guests of my pal Stuart Higgins, who runs the top London PR of the same name. After shivering on the platform we were shown to our carriage whose name was Gwen and used to make up part of the famous Brighton Belle Pullman train – how very apt! The train was buzzing with part-time actors dressed in 1920s-style and included my personal favourite – Pinky Pinkerton – who was a bit of a cad and kept flashing his large fob watch at us. The train pulled out of the station to the sound of a brass band on the platform and then we were served the most sumptuous five-course lunch with – I hate to say it – too much wine! I sat next to Raleigh Addington from the current series of The Apprentice. Raleigh, a charming chap, sadly has to pull out of the hit show after his brother suffered a serious injury while on duty in Afghanistan. Raleigh now runs the very successful charity, Tickets For Troops, after being inspired by his brother’s incredible story. Also on board was ex-GMTV anchor Andrew Castle, who was a complete hit with the lady passengers on board as he happily posed for pictures and signed autographs as we meandered our way through the Surrey countryside. Other

OSCAR NOMINATION FOR BANKSY Last week we heard the fantastic news that the film myself and the team here at JBPR have been working on had been nominated not only for this year’s BAFTAs but also for the most famous award ceremony in the world – The Oscars! Exit Through The Gift Shop was directed by British street artist, Banksy. If you haven’t seen it yet, make sure you catch it before The Oscars ceremony which takes place in Hollywood on 27 February!

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guests included Denise Lewis – looking completely stunning (she is so tall and leggy!); swimmer and Strictly contestant Mark Foster; and female swimmer and Dancing On Ice star Sharron Davies to name but a few. In fact, surrounded by all those tall and fantastic looking athletes I felt like an extra from Snow White! As we pulled back into Victoria Station I hadn't even noticed that we had been on board for over three hours! We all then decamped to the Grosvenor Hotel until Stuart had to leave to meet a Chilean miner! Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk

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Beyond The Boundary Andy Winter gears up for the Cricket World Cup

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hen the cricket playing nations gathered in the West Indies in 2007 for the last Cricket World Cup, absent from the England side were any representatives from Sussex County Cricket Club. Two Sussex players, Rana Naved-ul-Hasan and Yasir Arafat, were in the West Indies, but both were representing their native Pakistan. How different it will be in 2011 as the leading players from throughout the world gather in India, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, the three countries who are co-hosting the 2011 World Cup. Up for England are no less than three Sussex players: all-rounder Luke Wright, Sussex captain Mike Yardy, and Ashes hero Matt Prior. A fourth Sussex player, Ed Joyce, has been cleared to represent the country of his birth, Ireland. Given that each country is permitted a squad of 15 players, to have three from one County Club, and a small county at that, is no mean feat for Sussex. No other County Club is contributing more than two players to the England squad, and many none at all. Mike Yardy and Matt Prior are both products of the highly successful Sussex youth system, and Luke Wright has been with the County since he was 19 years old. A huge amount of credit for nurturing and developing these three extraordinarily players must go to current coach Mark Robinson and his predecessor Peter Moores, not forgetting the youth academy coaches. The selection of Matt Prior was unexpected as “To have three players he has not been a regular choice in the limited from one County Club in overs form of the game for a couple of years. the Cricket World Cup is However, wicket keeper Prior was one of the stars no mean feat for Sussex” of the recent Ashes series. He came within one dismissal of equalling Alan Knott’s all-time England record for the number of dismissals in the Ashes. His six catches in the first innings in Melbourne was one short of the best ever by a wicket keeper, a feat achieved by just four keepers anywhere in the world at Test level. Prior’s 100 in the fifth and final Test at the Sydney Cricket Ground was the fastest Ashes century by an Englishman since Botham’s in 1984. All this resulted in his call up at the expense of Surrey’s Steven Davies. The England side may have struggled in the seven match series against Australia but it is expected to put in a very strong challenge come the real thing which starts on Saturday 19 February. Anything short of a semi-final place will be disappointing, and England, with its three Sussex stars, is capable of beating the best of the rest. My prediction is a semi-final lineup consisting of England, Australia, India and South Africa. And in a corner of some foreign field I am sure you will hear the strains of ‘Sussex By The Sea’.

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Up the Albion! Mark Brailsford welcomes the Blue Noone era SIX POINTS CLEAR!

It’s looking good for the Seagulls who made it six points clear at the top of the table after an excellent win against Colchester. This definitely made up for losing at Bournemouth who, like the Albion, are looking a likely bet to challenge for automatic promotion. There was no disgrace in losing to a very good Bournemouth side; Albion could have got something out of the game but for a few missed chances and a tactically astute performance by the opposition. Meanwhile, the Glen Murray saga continues, with many suggesting that he was saying goodbye at the end of the match. But there “Craig Noone came he was last Tuesday being on from the subs bench awarded Man of the Match against Colchester... and scored an absolute The other encouraging performance against cracker of a goal” Colchester was from Craig Noone who came on from the subs bench and scored an absolute cracker of a goal, cutting in from the left and burying a perfectly placed right foot shot in the far corner. Withdean went crazy with delight sparking only one debate: should fans chant “Nooney” (to sound like the England chant about Wayne Rooney) or sing “Blue Noone?” Blue Noone does it for me.

SUMMER MADNESS.

At the time of writing there is talk by UEFA to move the football season from winter to the summer. This shocking suggestion has come from UEFA president Michel Platini no less. The suggestion has been made to synchronise football all over the world. It may also have something to do with the decision by Fifa to hold the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, which Fifa President Sepp Blatter has suggested could be held in winter. This suggestion has only just got through to the heads of the football powers in Europe, the so called big five – Italy, England, Germany, Spain and France – but indications are that all seem set to object to the proposal. Let’s hope so, as the ramifications for the social fabric of the country are enormous. First of all, this would be a terrible blow to the game of cricket. It would be a disaster for that reason alone. But other factors should be considered such as the effect this would have on family life. It’s bad enough for football fans with families that the winter months can take out whole weekends thanks to Sky televising games on a Saturday/Sunday/Monday, but summertime with its long school holidays would be a cause for much marital and familial strife if there was a full football programme. It would also go completely against the seasonal nature of the game, in the sense that those gloomy cold and dark winter nights are made more bearable by watching football and was why the game was invented (by us!) in the first place. But it’s not just England who would suffer. Italian and Spanish summers can be insufferably hot; it would be financial suicide to have matches on during a Mediterranean heat wave, let alone the risk of players dying from heat exhaustion. As for the game of cricket, there are many football fans who are also cricket fans. This would cause a schism of religious proportions with both sports losing out. It’s bad enough that the football season seems to encroach on cricket more and more as time passes, something that understandably infuriates cricket lovers as it is, but this would be an absolute hammer blow. The Shires would and should revolt. At the very least, any politician going along with this would be out on his ear before you could say Rupert Murdoch. The governance of football is under increasing scrutiny with the minister for sport, Hugh Robertson, claiming that English football was the “worst-governed sport in the country.” It looks as if that may be an understatement; it could be the worst governed sport in the world at this rate.

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L7 INTERVIEW 31 I once did an impression of him and he left me a very long, funny answer machine message.” Keeping his head down, Lenny tried to get through his meal as quickly as possible. “Suddenly, Steve was at my table saying hello and introducing me to a man called Sam Buntrock who’d just directed a Broadway production of Sondheim’s Sunday In The Park with George. I took his card.” Fast forward a few months and Lenny and the producers were discussing who might direct Cradle To Rave. “I put Sam’s name in the ring, never thinking we’d get him. But we did! And that’s why I know we’re on the right track already.” So, what’s the show going to be about in detail? “It will be a musical journey through my life. The first thing I ever did on stage wasn’t telling jokes but impersonating Elvis. When I appeared at the Queen Mary ballroom in Dudley, aged 16, I noticed that the crowd divided into musical tribes.

“I walked into a restaurant and immediately saw Steve Martin and Paul Simon sitting at a table...”

LOVELY LENNY Lenny Henry talks about falling for Steve Martin, nursery rhymes, ex-wife Dawn French and his new show Cradle To Rave

enny Henry looked at his computer one day and realised he had 28 days’ worth of iTunes downloaded. “I knew it already, of course,” he says, “but it was proof positive that I’m a big music lover.” That realisation became the seed of an idea which blossomed into Cradle To Rave, his new oneman show about to tour the country. “I’m a massive consumer of music but I also realised that I’m not able to share the music I’ve got inside me with other people because I can’t play a musical instrument. I can sing and move a bit. But it wasn’t until I was 40 – that’s 12 years ago – that I started learning to play the piano, on the same day as my daughter, Billie. “She long ago outstripped me. But I’ve made up my mind that I’m going to try and play a piano as a part of this show. And that’s really scary.” Not that he’s afraid of taking risks. His recent performance as Othello in Leeds, on tour and then in the West End, had critics dusting off their superlatives.

“Yes, Othello was scary,” he agrees. “I’d never done Shakespeare before. I’d never really got it. Then I took a degree in English Literature and slowly came to realise that they’re just great stories written in extraordinary language.” Lenny’s last stand-up show, So Much Things To Say, had been directed by the highly respected Simon McBurney. “I wanted to work with someone of a similar calibre this time round to give the show some structure.” Lenny happened to be in New York for a series he was making for Radio 4. “I walked into a restaurant and immediately saw Steve Martin and Paul Simon sitting at a table having lunch together. Steve Martin is one of my favourite comedians on this earth; Paul Simon is one of my favourite performers. “As I moved forwards, not looking where I was going, I tripped over a chair, a table, another chair, another table and a chair. In sequence. The waiters thought it was hilarious, Steve Martin just looked the other way. In fact, he knows who I am because

“I was a soul boy and there were a lot of Jamaican guys who thought all soul boys were gay. The Jamaicans liked reggae. And there were kids who were into glam rock and others who liked Black Sabbath. So I thought that would be a good basis for a comedy routine.” Lenny will also be recalling his childhood. “I sang nursery rhymes to Billie each evening and, when she was older, read almost every Harry Potter book to her. But I don’t remember my parents singing to me. “My dad was so tired and grumpy by the time he got home, he wouldn’t be in the mood for nursery rhymes. If anything, he’d question the lyrics. ‘Three blind mice? See how they run? I’ll tell you how they run. Into each other because they can’t see a blasted thing.’” So, the first half of the show will track Lenny from babyhood to teenager. “In the second half, I’ll talk about moving to London and getting married and the compromises you have to make musically. Dawn had her music; I had mine. “On my side, there’d be Thin Lizzy, Public Enemy, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Talking Heads and Tom Waits. On her side, it would be Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison and Norah Jones. So we had to meet in the middle. Or, to put it another way, Sade.” Dawn will crop up a lot in the second half. Inevitably, says Lenny. “We were together for 25 years and she’ll always be a part of my life. We’re best friends. It’s unfortunate that we’re getting divorced but what’s really good is that we’re united in our love for our daughter. “We like each other very, very much and want it to stay that way. Yes, it’s sad that we’re not together anymore but what’s great is that, when we do see each other, there’s no acrimony. We’re getting on with it. This is the next chapter in the book and we’re trying to do it the best way we can.” This is a busy time for Lenny. As well as crisscrossing the country in Cradle To Rave, he’ll also be hosting a new BBC1 Saturday night show called Magicians. Othello, stand up, TV presenting... no-one could accuse Lenny of sticking rigidly to one thing. “You’ve got to present a moving target,” he thinks, and he’s only half-joking. “You can’t be complacent. I’ve been a comedian now for 36 years. I like to think I can branch out a bit. Mind you, it’ll be weird walking out on stage again. Just me – and the audience.” Lenny Henry – Cradle To Rave, is touring. See it at The Hawth, Crawley, 10 February; The White Rock Theatre, Hastings, 11 February; Theatre Royal, Brighton, 13 February. Words: Richard Barber

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay finds a change of name but no change in standards at Sam Of Sevendials

Seventh wonder

my attention. So the daily special of fillet of brill with sauté potatoes and curly kale won my vote. It was delicious too: dark green, bittersweet and basking in a glossy butter dressing. The sauté potatoes were good but nothing compared to the kale. As for the brill, well it lived up to its name, and the sauce of capers, brown shrimps and a little anchovy certainly worked. I loved the lot and ate it with due reverence. Despite this being a lunch we both felt the need for a pudding. Mr R shocked me by not asking for the sticky toffee and choosing the plum tarte tatin instead. I sneaked a bit and it was excellent – better than apple in my book. The home-made vanilla ice cream was great too. I had the sticky toffee, which was surprisingly light with just the right amount of cinnamon to taste good and not medicinal. Mark and Sam tried to tempt me with a great plate of cheese but I was hot for a pud. Despite this, they sent out a taste of a Canterbury cheese that I had never had before and very nice it was too. So there are some changes, yes, but there is no change in their commitment to excellent and satisfying food. Sam will be cooking at both venues on a two-week rotation and making monthly menu changes at each. The very popular brunch menu is now available at both restaurants, and at Sevendials there is even a chance to leave your kids – should you have any – with a childminder while you eat (from 10am until noon on Saturdays and Sundays). There is also an excellent children’s menu at lunch and up to 7pm in the evenings. Sam’s Of Sevendials, 1 Buckingham Place, Brighton, BN1 3TD, 01273 885555; Sam’s Of Brighton, 1 Paston Place, Kemp Town, BN2 1HA, 01273 676222 www.samsofsevendials.co.uk

’m not in the business of embarrassing chefs but this time I may just raise a blush. I simply can’t understand why Sam Metcalfe has not been plucked and polished for TV stardom. He cooks brilliantly and looks as good as his food. For that matter, so does Mark, head chef at the Sevendials branch of what has to be one of Brighton’s great food and drink successes. “Ham hock is the new Sam’s Of Brighton took over Paston Place and didn’t black, but if you’re look back, so the decision to rebrand the original at Sevendials makes total sense. At the same time, they going to have it then you have given the place a bit of a face-lift, reworking the space rather than the style. want it as good as this” Given the changes, it seemed an appropriate time to stop by Sam’s Of Sevendials and give the menu a bit of a thrashing. I have been a lover of Sam’s kind of cooking since day one. He has a passion for the robust flavours and traditional dishes that I love. He often re-constructs them and makes them his own, but on the whole his style of food is simple and true to the produce he sources so well. Over the years, Sam’s has been one the best places to eat both game and fish but they have also dedicated a great deal of time to ensuring their bread and pastry sections match up to the same high standard. That’s why Mr R and I rapidly cleared a basket of bread – that and the thick slab of good cold butter that came with it – on our visit. We also had a glass of good champagne that knocked all the sharp corners off a very spiky Saturday morning. Mr R started with linguine with wild mushrooms and truffle oil. I didn’t get a look in but he declared it delicious and polished it off. I had the ham hock terrine with sauce gribiche and a French bean salad. Ham hock is the new black, but if you’re going to have it then you want it as good as this – and with a sauce as excellent as this, too. Mr R moved on to roast Brookland white chicken with aioli. We eat these Brighton & Hove birds at home and they’re worth every penny. At Sam’s, the plate was simply Restaurant Week! piled with great chunks of leg, thigh, and breast, a pile of superb roast potatoes, a dish of heady garlic sauce and some buttered curly kale (more on Running from Friday 1 to Friday 8 the kale later). Mr R fell upon it like he had never seen food before and ate April as part of the Brighton & every last scrap, which was quite a feat with such a magnificent portion. Hove Food and Drink Festival’s The cheeky souls slipped us a sorbet between courses – plum served with ‘Spring Harvest’, the city-wide a sparkling Canadian ice wine; it was rather nice. Restaurant Week is the perfect Back to the curly kale: whilst not a veggie I am a vegetable lover and often way to promote your business. make my choices based on the accompanying dishes. I can be easily swayed The format is simple: create a by the promise of braised fennel or chicory and any kind of green will grab special set menu to run for the week at £7.50 for lunch, £15 for dinner, or £5 for café food on-thego. Tell us what you’re doing and we’ll list you in the official Food Festival brochure, in Latest 7, and on the popular Festival website at www.brightonfoodfestival.com Brighton & Hove Restaurant Week will also be advertised on a banner across North Street in the heart of the city, along with further press and PR support, ensuring that both locals and visitors to the city have the opportunity to tuck in! If you’d like to promote your restaurant and menu then take advantage of the amazing value advertising package which sees you featured in both Latest 7 and the Festival brochure for only £300. The deadline is Wednesday 23 February so act now! Which accompanying veg dish gets your vote?

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To submit a free listing email your restaurant name, address, booking information, point of contact and a 20 word description of your restaurant to: nick@brightonvisitor.com For a premium listing with photograph and accompanying advertising here in Latest 7 plus the Food Festival brochure, choose from one of the packages below: • Quarter page in both titles only £300 +VAT (92mm wide x 134mm) • Half page in both titles only £550 +VAT (92mm wide x 273.5mm) • Full page in both titles only £1000 +VAT (Spec 210mm wide x 297mm) Plus, email a high-res photograph, your restaurant name, address, booking information, point of contact and a 60 word description of your restaurant. To book call Natasha (Latest 7) on 01273 818150 ext 105 or email natasha@thelatest.co.uk Or Nick/Nathalie at the Food Festival/Brighton Visitor on 01273 770044 or email nick@ brightonvisitor.com follow me on twitter

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Eateries and bars catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American Rock & Roller

Enjoy fabulous American-inspired food – including mammoth home-made burgers (beef, chicken and vegetarian), locally smoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floor dedicated to pool, with five tables to choose from. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – play nine hours and get a tenth hour free. 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN1 2LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256

The Dyke

Superb rustic Tuscan menu mingled with English classics. Locally sourced or organic ingredients and rapidly gaining a reputation as one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries. One side is a proper pub with excellent real ales and log fire; the other a very grown-up stylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!) friendly too, and has a big garden for those late summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm; dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672, www.dykepub.co.uk

The Gallery Restaurant - The Lanes If you’re looking for an independent restaurant offering some of the very best steaks and British dishes then why not try The Gallery Restaurant? Located in an old fishing cottage in the very heart of Brighton’s Lanes The Gallery Restaurant prides itself in offering the very best dishes, service and ambience – British style! In the summer they boast one one Brighton’s largest alfresco terraces but in the winter the mood is relaxed and welcoming. Try the lunch two-course menu for just £9.95 and the evening menu two-course menu for £13.95. 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally-owned and aiming to be the ‘Cheers’ of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank is a rarity in the city, offering quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A fantastic wine list, selected mainly from local merchants by GQ wine columnist Jonathan Ray, complements their wholesome and satisfying food. Kids’ menu great value. Open Mon–Thurs, 5pm–9.30pm; Fri–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Restaurant At Drakes

With an air of relaxed glamour, exemplary service and the finest modern European cuisine in town, the 2AA Rosette fine-dining restaurant provides the perfect setting for intimate dinners or private parties. Two courses for £29; three courses for £39; fivecourse Gourmet Chef’s Taster Menu for £50. Private dining room with designated waiter for up to 12 people. 43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

The Townhouse Restaurant

Located in the vibrant Kemp Town area of Brighton, The Townhouse provides a welcome change from stuffy restaurant dining, offering relaxed service and unpretentious

food. Utterly chilled out, The Townhouse not only has a dining room and bar in which to enjoy the company of friends, but a piano room too. With a head chef all the way from London’s Dorchester Hotel, The Townhouse’s food is truly delicious. Fabulous dishes, staff and ambience – British style! 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, Brighton BN2 1PA 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

French Cocoa Patisserie

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton Station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude: everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for two courses, £18.50 for three on Friday and Saturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415 www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

Indian Chaula’s

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Winner of two AA Rosette awards, The Chilli Pickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of the North Lanes. The food is regional Indian cuisine executed at the highest level. Lunch is packed full of Indian street food as well as a good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs and the ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuous feasts at dinner include the national awardwinning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, Original IPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought out wine list also feature. 42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824, www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Italian Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-value meal deals on blackboards outside – two courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt

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The Chilli Pickle of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Thai The Green Mango

The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove! This modern Thai

restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and we’re open every day, so come down and “gin yur yur” (eat a lot!) 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

Sawadee

Sawadee Thai Restaurant has been offering a warm welcome on St James’s Street to regular customers and new visitors to Brighton for nearly 10 years. Their experienced Thai chefs cook to order, so every dish is freshly made and comes to your table straight from wok or grill. The menu features plenty of seafood, simple grilled meats, traditional thai curries and tasty stir-fry dishes. Their set menus and lunch platters are a great way to try lots of different Thai tastes. 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

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Skin saviours This month, Shine Hair & Beauty tailors skin-care products & treatments to suit your needs

What are the benefits of massage? With ever increasing stresses in modern day life, our bodies suffer the consequences. Massage will help improve the function of muscles and joints as well as help reduce pain and improve posture. It is important that after a massage, you drink plenty of water to help rid the body of toxins which are released into the bloodstream during a treatment. I am trying to achieve a dewy glow to my skin without using lots of make-up. Any advice? Aveda’s Tourmaline charged products are brilliant. Tourmaline is a naturally energising mineral that helps infuse visible life and radiance into skin. Drink plenty of water so that skin stays hydrated and exercise regularly as it brings renewed oxygen to the skin, making it brighter and healthier.

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Facial, which is designed for acne and will not leave skin red or blotchy. If you are unsure which facial to try, ask our therapists who will be happy to recommend the best one for your skin type. I'm interested in waxing but I’m not sure if I need to do anything to the area beforehand. The best thing to do is to leave the area so your therapist knows what they have to work with. Make sure you don’t put body lotion on the area on the day of waxing, as it creates a ‘sticking’ barrier. For areas such as the bikini and underarm, opt for a 'hot wax' as it is kinder to skin and is perfect for areas with stronger hair. Shine Hair and Beauty 111 Gloucester Road, Brighton, BN1 4AF 01273 604404, www.shinehairgroup.com

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REVIEWS Pic: Polly Borland

L7 Under review Read more reviews of local shows online at www.thelatest.co.uk CAFE SCIENTIFIQUE - ALLERGIES: WHEEZES AND SNEEZES, ITCHES AND RASHES

C.W. STONEKING, BROWNBIRD RUDY RELIC

As an allergy sufferer, I was keen to learn more about the causes and treatment of allergies from UCL’s expert Fred Pearce. In a very clear and concise lecture, with the right balance of facts and humour, I learned a lot more about why my body reacts in the way it does. Café Scientifique is a great forum for learning in a relaxed environment, and I, for one, am excited to see what their future speakers will cover. Right on cue, my body decided to sneeze all the way through this interesting, enjoyable and informative event, much to my companion's amusement! Latest Musicbar, 20 January JJJJJ Angela Barnes

Well-matched opener Rudy overcame a chatty sold-out crowd with great aplomb. The Mexican New Yorker’s self-penned ‘Holler Blues’ went down a treat for those who chose to listen. C.W. delivered a hugely entertaining set of story songs interspersed with the usual tall tales of tropical adventures. Picking songs from both his albums, this captivating raconteur, superbly backed by his Primitive Horn Orchestra, had us all eating out of his hand. After a couple of solo songs, the band returned for a joyfully rousing version of ‘Rich Man Blues’. A great night of pure hokum, delivered with pure heart. Komedia, 25 January JJJJJ Steve Clements

THE HANOVER BAND

VIVE LA FRANCE OPENING NIGHT

A fantastically well played and varied programme proved the ideal way in which to enjoy a chilly winter’s afternoon. The beautiful venue with its sublime architecture and clean acoustic was the cherry on the cake. The highlights were Vivaldi’s well known Trio Sonata, ‘La Follia’, executed with a bravura passion, and the less well known solo pieces for harpsichord, in particular Rameau’s ‘Les Cyclopes’ and Couperin’s ‘Les Baricades Misterieuses’ with its echos of Pachelbel’s famous Canon in D. The Handel Trio Sonatas were more workman-like affairs and, despite the gorgeous buttery tones of Joel Raymond’s oboe, never really took flight. St Nicholas Church, 23 January JJJJJ Gary Mepsted

JOHN OTWAY BIG BAND

A capacity crowd bore testament to the enduring popularity of this loveable maverick. He began the first of two sets with his hit, ‘Really Free’. It still sounded fresh, and his diving somersault with guitar caused a few gasps from the front row. The band’s in-jokes were a little laboured at times but you can’t help but like this outsider who refuses to give up. Second hit, ‘Bunsen Burner’ saw Otway solo on theremin and his attempt at an international rock anthem, ‘We Rock’, was a clichéridden hoot. A second set of covers rounded off an enjoyable evening with this self-effacing charmer. Ropetackle Arts Centre, Shoreham-bySea, 20 January JJJJJ Steve Clements

Brighton’s annual Anglo/French festival kicked off with a great lineup combining local talent and acts from across The Channel. It may have been the not-so-Continental early start that kept the crowds away but local Francophiles, Transformer, played a storming ‘80s influenced set to a select audience of young French ex-pats and in-theknow Brightonians. ‘Heartbreak’ got nearly everyone dancing and the long, last number featured a quiff keyboard solo. DJ duo and indemand remixers, Punks Jump Up, delivered a lively and eclectic set that would have been perfect in a packed club, and everyone that came made the most of it. Komedia, 27 January JJJJJ Steve Clements

SCARY MARY SKETCH SHOW

The troupe’s first show in the Komedia should probably undergo a rewrite and a rethink before their upcoming March performance. There were glimpses of good gags and funny ideas peppered throughout the show, but ultimately these were often buried beneath over-long, drawn-out sketches. The eight-strong cast were at their best with the shorter, snappier jokes that occasionally punctuated the longer scenes, and one absurd sketch about a man who believes he has no limbs proved a late favourite. However, the material was generally of mixed quality; a tighter, shorter, sharper show in March would be recommended. Komedia, 23 January JJJJJ James Hamilton

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SELF-ISH WILL SELF IN: WHAT’S NEW ABOUT THE NEW YEAR? 24 January, Komedia JJJJJ

his miserable Monday at the height of January’s traditional holiday hangover was supposed to be (depending on your sources) the most depressing day of the year. With no money after the festive splurge, resolutions broken and grim weather to dampen our collective spirits, we could be forgiven for wallowing. With this in mind, performance poet and slam regular Paul Lyalls curated this spoken word evening to turn that frown upside down by celebrating grumpiness. Lyalls proved a decent, likeable compere, all gangly frame and nervous energy as he riffed on reaching his 40th birthday and the horrors of getting old. Rounding off his opening performance with a poem linking fashion and religion, The Label’s Prayer, the crowd chuckled politely if not wholeheartedly. Perhaps a more natural performer than the slightly awkward Lyalls, the night’s main support, ‘sit-down comic’ Liz Bentley, trod a fine line between frank confessional blurt, cabaret quirk, and character comedy rant. Accompanying her caustic, funny digs at the absurdity of cognitive behavioural therapy (she’s a real-life therapist) with Casio keyboard and ukulele strums, Bentley encouraged much seat-squirming with songs with titles like ‘Separating From My Partner Of Eleven Years And Father Of My Two Children Aged Two And Eight’. Though effective, the delivery wasn’t always so deft, leaving occasional and just plain uneasy silence. Still, most

were there for the star act, which didn’t disappoint. Novelist and professional curmudgeon Will Self needed no introduction. Shambling on like a wraith and sullenly pouring sorrow-drowning wine for audience members, Self is 50 this year and looked increasingly like your archetypal grumpy old man. Actually, he was probably a grumpy young man too, to be fair, but let’s not dwell on that. The acclaimed author of The Book Of Dave And Great Apes was in conversation with his friend, Matthew De Abaitua, author of The Art of Camping: The History And Practice Of Sleeping Under The Stars and written/spoken word allrounder. The pair’s great natural chemistry was obvious. Silly, ad-libbed topics veered from the “slightly overweight, jolly, ineffectual” De Abaitua being raised by a pack of police to the “too febrile to hold a bottle of wine” Self having a love child with the former chief of said police, Sir Ian Blair. Often hilarious, the two bounced off each other with a kind of slow-motion Ricky Gervais/Karl Pilkington dynamic of abuse. Joyously (or as joyful as Self’s sallow mug could get) ignoring the show’s aim (other than what seemed a perfunctory experiment in transferring happiness from the cheerful to the depressed), the two were funniest having lost the plot. Self’s belligerence was perfectly smoothed out by De Abaitua’s affable acceptance, and although the show’s theme was largely kicked to the curb, clearly no-one minded with this team at the helm. Nick Aldwickle

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L7 Bookings

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Brighton Download Chart TOP 10 8 Latest 1 Panos Christofi – Sunshine 2 Panos Christofi – I'll Never Know 3 Jaybee – Sinner 4 Alexandra Hamer – Wild Girl And Crazy Dog 5 Lolatwist – pretty 6 Jack The Cad – Brighton 7 Duke Monorail – Monorail 8 The Fooley Mantras – Best In People 9 The Last Cry – Rebekka 10 2bells-SOUTHERN SWORDS – DJ TGK

Duran Duran

THE GREAT ESCAPE 2011

Various venues, 12–14 May, Super early bird tickets £35, 0845 401 5045, www.escapegreat.com The first wave of bands have been announced for this summer’s must-see festival, including Friendly Fires, Warpaint, Katy B, Villagers, Brother and many more. With over 300 bands playing in 30 venues over three days in Brighton as well as hosting its acclaimed music conference for 3,000 industry professionals, The Great Escape is one of the main dates on the music calendar.

2011 MEADOWLANDS FESTIVAL

Glynde Place, Sussex, 27-29 May, early bird adult tickets £70 for the weekend, www.meadowlandsfestival.com Meadowlands will be expanding this year, playing host to three stages, featuring over 40 bands, a comedy and spoken word marquee, campsite discotheque courtesy of the Tru Thoughts gang, art and light installations, children's activities, exquisite food, interactive performers, state-of-the-art sound system and luxury toilets!

DURAN DURAN – ALL YOU NEED IS NOW

Brighton Centre, 30 May, £20, 01273 290131, www.brightoncentre.co.uk The All You Need Is Now arena tour (which is also the title of their latest album) will be Duran Duran’s first in seven years, following their hugely successful 2004 Astronaut Arena Tour, which saw the band perform to sold out crowds for 17 nights.

CHAS & DAVE – TOGETHER AGAIN, FINAL TOUR

Komedia, 22 April, 8pm, £22.50, 0845 293 8480, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton Dave has decided to come out of retirement for one final tour. The show will be the whole history of Chas & Dave. Very much a last chance to see.

BAD GIRLS – THE MUSICAL

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 29 March–2 April, £14/12.50, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org Based on the classic TV series of the same name, this lively musical invites you, at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, to revisit HMP Larkhall and its infamous inmates.

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THE DAMNED

Brighton Centre, 13 November, £20, 01273 290131, www.brightoncentre.co.uk On this special 35th anniversary of one of the UK’s first pioneering punk bands, The Damned will perform a one-off show like no other featuring a spectacular two-hour set.

After last week’s impressive dual-pronged turn taking the second and third spots, electro-pop singersongwriter Panos Christofi goes one better this week by claiming the Number One and two positions with ‘Sunshine’ and ‘I’ll Never Know’ respectively. Meanwhile, also making gains on last week’s top five performance, the flamboyant Jaybee channels Marc Almond on his synth-pop number ‘Sinner’, climbing to three. Making a welcome return, we have the polished, idiosyncratic cabaret-style meanderings of Alexandra Hamer’s ‘Wild Girl And Crazy Dog’ at four as the Smashing Pumpkinsalike ‘Pretty’ by enjoyable grungers Lolatwist take five.

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LATEST PREVIEWS STAGE & CLUBS

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STAGE: TELL ME ON A SUNDAY Claire Sweeney follows in the footsteps of female musical leads in Andrew Lloyd Webber & Don Black’s masterpiece

ollowing a sell-out 2010 UK tour, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Don Black’s Tell Me On A Sunday returns for 2011. The musical has been seen and heard in several forms since the original showing in 1979. Marti Webb, Gemma Craven, Sarah Brightman, Denise van Outen and Patsy Palmer have starred in the show over the years. In this latest and definitive version of the classic musical, the work has been remodeled for Claire Sweeney with an exclusive new song, ‘Dreams Never Run On Time’. The wonderful original score, the chart-topping song Take That Look Off Your Face, and the title track Tell Me On A Sunday also feature. The show charts the romantic misadventures of a young English girl in New York. Full of optimism, she seeks success and love, but as she weaves her way through the maze of the city and her own anxieties and heartaches, she begins to wonder whether she’s been looking for love in all the wrong places. Claire Sweeney came to the public’s attention in Brookside playing Lindsey Corkhill. Trained at the famous Italia Conti stage school in London, Sweeney was turned down for a student version of the show Chicago but later went on to star as Roxie Hart in the West End production. It was a demanding role and one that proved Sweeney could both sing and dance. These are talents she will need to possess to perform the demanding solo role in Tell Me On A Sunday. Tell Me On A Sunday, Theatre Royal Brighton, 28 February–5 March, 7.45pm, plus 2.30pm matinee Thursday and Saturday, please contact the venue for ticket prices, www.ambassadortickets.com follow me on twitter

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THEATRE: TERRY SAUNDERS: SIX AND A HALF LOVES Six And A Half Loves is a storytelling show charting the fortunes and misfortunes of three of the most perfect couples who ever existed in the world, ever. They are three couples that would make people smile by their very presence. Only they never make it. Because sometimes even destiny isn’t enough... Upstairs At Three And Ten, 11 February, 8pm, £8/6, 07800 983 290, www.otherplaceproductions.co.uk THEATRE : DIRECTORS WORKSHOP WITH PAT BOXALL AND MARK WILSON However experienced or inexperienced a director you feel you are, or simply if you would like to find out more about directing whilst at the same time contributing to the learning of others, then this workshop is for you. The workshop will look at what directors do and how they do it. There’ll be actors on hand and a choice of scripts to work on from the dead easy to the impossibly difficult; you choose. New Venture Theatre, 5–6 February 10am–4pm, £25/20, pat.lyne_47@btinternet.com

CLUBS: BRIGHTON FUNK & SOUL CLUB If you made a long list of cleanliving January resolutions and are now looking for a way to break them, then this is just what you have been looking for: a brand new night with the newest live funk and soul, plus the finest record collections in the city. Komedia, 4 February, 11.30pm–3am, £8/5 CLUBS: AUDIO & MAXXI SOUNDSYSTEM Present part of the Garden GetTogether Tour with Tensnake Live, Maxxi Soundsystem and El Harvo (Futureboogie). This night is sure to one you won’t forget in a hurry. Audio, 4 February, 11pm–4am, £8/6

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 39 CLUBS: WHITE MINK ELECTRO SWING SPEAKEASY LAUNCH PARTY White Mink comes to Brighton Station at Brighton’s newest venue, Green Door Store. Expect an eight-piece swing spectacular, a fire-eater burlesque and brilliant DJ acts. Plus free cocktails for the first 200 people. Green Door Store (new venue under Brighton Station) 5 February, 8pm–4am, £10/6 MUSIC: JOAN AS POLICEWOMAN Making a name for herself as a violinist playing with the likes of Elton John, Nick Cave and Scissor Sisters, JAPW (aka Joan Wasser) has been making her own music for a number of years, releasing a stream of great albums, including her latest offering: The Deep Field. Joyous and full of life, this New Yorker has a talent for producing slightly left-ofcentre indie pop gems that are full of meditative beauty. ‘The Magic’ best sums up her ability, being a melodious slice of shuffling beats, topped off with her soulful voice. Komedia, 2 February, 8pm, £15 MUSIC: ESBEN & THE WITCH Brighton outfit with plenty of media attention at the moment. Lurking in the shadow of late ‘70s and early ‘80s atmospheric new wave and postpunk, this trio are led by the Siouxsie Sioux vocal stylings of Rachel Davies. Named after a Danish fairytale, they

MUSIC: EMILY BARKER & THE RED CLAY HALO Jeff Hemmings talks to folk artist Emily Barker

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made the list of the BBC Sound of 2011, their dark and foreboding 'nightmare pop' could be the perfect soundtrack to austere Britain 2011. Their video for ‘Marching Song’ has got to be one of the most disturbing you’ll ever see... Debut album Violet Cries is out on Matador. Pavilion Theatre, 1 February, 8pm, £7 MUSIC: WIRE Semi-legendary punk and post-punk trio who made their mark back in ‘77 with the simple, crunching, short and melodic outpourings of Pink Flag before evolving in to more postpunk, art-punk and experimental territory with subsequent releases ‘Chairs Missing’ and ‘154’. After straying for many years on the fringes (the band dissolved and reformed on a number of occasions) their most recent album Red Barked Tree saw them return to the more direct and energetic approach of their earlier work. Komedia, 1 February, £14, 8pm

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s I have tirelessly (or is that tiresomely?) waffled on about over they years, the DIY movement is a good thing – something to be encouraged, benefitting artists and the public alike, and, ironically, providing work and lots of little cottage industries here, there and everywhere. The world of folk has known and practised this for some time, and Emily Barker is another in a long line of exceptional DIY folk artists who just get on with it. They are brave artistic souls with something to say and plenty of people to hear it... “I release material on my own label, Everyone Sang,” says Emily. “I’m quite impatient! I can’t sit around waiting for an offer... but it’s just great being independent, financially and otherwise.” The new album, Almanac, features stories of love, renewal, the importance of community, and our relationship to the earth, as well as darker truths of untold atrocities committed by settlers on indigenous Australians and the mass hysteria regarding a Scottish witch-hunt. “I call my music contemporary folk,” Emma says. “Lots of traditional folkies don't think of us as folkies, but we do get invited to folk gigs; we do a few jigs as well as traditional folk songs. “My mum and dad are big fans of ‘60s and ‘70s folk revival music, and I grew up listening to a lot of that. My mum also played a bit of guitar and would sing us some folk songs.” Hailing from the rural backwater town of Bridgetown in Western Australia, at age 19 she donned a backpack and headed out to travel the world. “I stopped university in Australia and ended up in Cambridge where I met Rob Jackson who plays with Boo Hewerdine and the Broken Family band. He asked me to do some vocals at the Cambridge Folk Festival.” Together they formed the band, The Low Country, producing a couple of albums that were championed by the late John Peel. “I stared to write my own songs and moved back to Perth where I started playing acoustic nights," Emma continues. “Flitting back and forth between Australia and the UK, she released her debut album Photos.Fires.Fables in 2007, followed by Despite The Snow in 2008, which saw the birth of The Red Clay Halo, an all-female trio consisting of Anna Jenkins, Jo Silverston and Gill Sandell. Collectively, they provide backing harmony vocals and play violin, cello and musical saw, accordion, piano and flute. The album's opening track, ‘Nostalgia’, was discovered by composer Martin Phipps who re-recorded it with Emily for use as the theme tune to the hit television series Wallander. Emily went on to win a BAFTA for the song. Last year, Emily launched a campaign on pledgemusic.com to raise funds to promote and market Almanac. The pledge reached 114 per cent of its target within five weeks. “It’s full time for me now,” Emily says about her music. “It has been for the last 18 months, although I still do the occasional shift in a café...” Emily Barker & The Red Clay Halo, 15 February, Latest Musicbar, 8.30pm, £7 follow me on twitter

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LATEST PREVIEWS COMEDY&EVENTS

COMEDY: COMEDY COOLER Chill your heels at this popular monthly comedy night in the heart of Hove. Promising seven great local comics plus a secret headliner, as well as your friendly MC, this is an affordable and local Friday night treat. The Alibi, 4 February, 8pm, £4

Victoria Nangle: Why has it taken you such a while to do a solo tour? Simon Munnery: I don’t know... It was a new agent, it was his idea, and I thought: ‘oh that’s a good idea!’ In a way, it’s not that different from normal life, it’s just an endless series of gigs. So I suppose in a way it’s just calling it a tour.

COMEDY: BARNSTORMERS A brand new top end comedy night as the popular Barnstormers nights that have been seen all around the South East moves into Hove with top circuit names and regular host Kevin Precious. This first show, in what promises to be a great monthly regular, features Martin Beaumont, Liam Mullone and headliner the superbly dry Jeff Innocent. Hove Centre, 4 February, 8pm, £12/10

COMEDY: SIMON SAYS... Simon Munnery talks to Victoria Nangle about Stewart Lee, Boothby Graffoe, and some new awards... imon Munnery is a national comedic treasure. Praised in Stewart Lee’s recent bestseller How I Escaped My Certain Fate, and festooned with accolades from Boothby Graffoe, Munnery is a comedic contemporary of Steve Coogan, Patrick Marber and Richard Herring, as well as Stewart Lee. And now the pondering one is doing his first solo tour. Fancy.

VN: Do you like Stuart Lee’s stuff as much as he seems to like yours? SM: No, no, it’s impossible to like it in the same way. Yeah, I do. It’s great. VN:You’ve received six Boothby Graffoe awards. Has Boothby Graffoe received any Simon Munnery Awards? SM: No, not yet. Probably in time; wait till he’s better... He’s very good Boothby. I do like his songs. I should give him an award, but he hasn’t been to Edinburgh the last couple of years so I didn’t get the chance. I'll endeavour to award him an award – if I can catch him. VN: How do you get a Boothby Graffoe Award? SM: He gives them to you. It’s the last day of the [Edinburgh] Fringe – not the last couple years but before that He used to pop in with a bottle of Champagne and go: ‘there, you’ve won, whey!’

VN: But if he hasn’t been up in Edinburgh, he’s not eligible, is he? SM: No, he’s not, although he can still win because I won it even though I wasn’t nominated! VN: That was a surprise, wasn’t it? SM: Yeah. ‘The nominees are...’ and someone else won! Me. Mocking the whole awards format. VN: Everything needs mocking from time to time... SM: Yeah. Simon Munnery: Self Employed, Komedia, 6 February, £12/10, 08452 938480, www.komedia.co.uk latestvicky

EVENTS: PIERS AND QUEERS: A GUIDED TOUR OF LGBT PERSONALTIES FROM BRIGHTON'S PAST This tour for LGBT History Month looks at the colourful stories of Brighton’s past, focusing on the LGBT personalities and their tales of achievement, complexity, bravery and infamy. Meet by the West Pier, Brighton, on the upper promenade, 11am, Saturday 5, 19 and 26 February, £5

EVENTS: THE SPACE Unique monthly arts and entertainment event, with high profile interviewees and money-can't-buy raffle prizes. This month’s special guests are BBC Radio 4 Controller Richard Klein and actress Clare Grogan. Komedia, 2 February, 7.30pm, £7.50/5

VN: You should definitely do a Simon Munnery award... SM: I will... okay, done! Ill give it to Stuart Lee, there we are. I owe Boothby six, so I should give some to him.

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COMEDY: QUADROFUNNIER The first of the new monthly sketch show at the Quadrant. Hosted by sketch duo Asian Provocateurs, Sajeela Kershi and Yasmeen Khan. Guest acts include comedy poet slammer Mac McFadden, improv queen Luisa Omielan, and character act Cariad Lloyd. The Quadrant, 4 February, 8pm, £12.50/10

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EVENTS: HAMMER AND TONGUE Now in its eighth year, Poets vs. MCs brings together the city’s finest rappers and poets for a bizarre and spectacular night of verbal sparring and lyrical elasticity. Komedia, 3 February, 8pm, £5/4

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ART: CRANE KALMAN After nearly five and a half years, specialist photography gallery, Crane Kalman Brighton, will be moving out of their current location on Kensington Gardens. They are looking to move to a new premises in the North Laine area. In the meantime, they will be exhibiting new work online, including a new collection of images of the 1970s Californian skateboarding scene by American photographer, Hugh Holland. www.cranekalmanbrighton.com ART: NEW IN, OLD OUT A mixed show of new work and a selection of work Ink_d artists are putting into the sale. The ink_d studio is doing its normal clear out of tit-bits and the gallery is putting up for sale a wild selection of prints. Ink_d galley, 96 North Road, 01273 645299, until 20 February

FILM: THE FIGHTER (15) Dir: David O Russell Starring Mark Wahlberg and Christian Slater in a story based on true events. Two brothers whose lives are ruled by prize fighting – one having lost his chance to the ravages his body went through thanks to the drugs he turned to, and the other losing fight after fight in the hope that his fortunes will be turned around. Now the two brothers join together to tackle a world title fight. Cripes! Released 4 February. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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FILM: BRIGHTON ROCK(15) Director: Rowan Joffe

fter writing Brit zombie success 28 Weeks Later and George Clooney vehicle The American, Rowan Joffe decides to turn his hand to adapting Graham Greene’s classic, Brighton Rock, for its second outing to the big screen. It’s not a light undertaking considering the calibre of the original cast featuring Lord Richard Attenborough as the cold teen tearaway Pinkie Brown and William Hartnell – future Doctor Who – as his colleague Dallow. Joffe’s rendition sets itself apart from its predecessor immediately by placing the events in the 1960s, as opposed to the 1930s. Sam Riley (Control’s Ian Curtis) stars as the aloof young criminal, working his way up through the ranks of organised crime, whose path crosses young waitress Rose (Andrea Riseborough). She holds the only information that could possibly link Pinkie to a killing, bringing the two together as he charms her silence with sinister ease. Meanwhile, ‘mature’ seaside entertainer, Ida (Helen Mirren), refuses to let the death lie, with menaces from mob leader Andy Serkis and faithful aid from Pinkie’s crew played by Phil Davis and Nonso Anozie. Released 4 February. Showing at Odeon, Cineworld and Duke Of York’s Picturehouse Listings

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YOUR WEEKLY TV GUIDE

81 – 7 FEBRUARY8

With Val Aviv

HARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20} You can channel a tremendous force of creative energy, but you will need a platform to express this. You can motivate others and be jointly inspired in team pursuits. If your path is pioneering, courageous and fun, then it is definitely for you.

HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21} Love is not just romance but also realism and practicality. As security plays an important part in your overall sense of wellbeing, it also brings unexpected pleasures. Deep rooted desires and ambitions are set to soar by the end of the week.

HGEMINI {May 22–June 21} Your mental agility is gaining speed this week. Before you know it, you may have wound up thinking far into the future. You’re soon to meet a new set of friends who are going to broaden your horizons; this is surely a complimentary biproduct of the new you.

HCANCER {June 22–July 22} The opportunity arises for you to let go of those things or person’s whose influence has become an aggravation. Deeply buried carnage in your psyche is stirred up, in order that you can realise hidden depths and move boldly forward.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22} The combined force of others may be a source of irritation. Knowing your boundaries and sending out ‘clear cut’ and not ‘cut throat’ messages will help. Avoid conflicts of an egoist nature, as they only bring you more strife.

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22} Pay attention to any pioneering ideas that are bounded around this week, as one of them could bring life-changing success at a later stage. Putting in the ground work now will bring glory and pay handsome dividends in the future.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22} Romance has never been more on the cards – or should we say in the stars – than now. It’s fun-filled with cheeky flirtations and you couldn’t be more charming! The right time to make an important impression has arrived. Expressing your serious side is sexy.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21} There may be disruptions to your routine but despite this, you have the energy to get down to business and get your home in order. Meetings and conversations with women shall be more interesting than usual; revealing hidden depths will bring you closer.

There needs to be a reading list with this programme. I consider myself reasonably well read, but with only one hero from each novel that represented each significant era in literary history – from Robinson Crusoe to the despicable Self in With Victoria Nangle Amis’ Money – I felt remarkably ill read. It seemed like these particular texts were chosen not only for their literary merits but also for their availability in the BBC drama library. It goes back quite a bit so the difference in picture quality was an education in itself. Here’s the thing (you knew there was going to here’s a great trend towards educating be a thing): this programme evokes all the through entertainment on television, which I, unease of an anxiety nightmare in me. It refers for one, am a fan of. Whether it’s to texts I’m only aware of in passing with clips reconstructing the gladiatorial arenas, re-enacting from dramatisations I may have caught half an the terror of the First World War trenches, or episode of 15 years ago. It interviews people visiting ‘resting’ volcanoes to discover their with simply their name captioning who they are, geological make-up, it appeases both the child and implying that these clever folk are so brilliant I adult in me, delivering me with a voracious should already know what their specialist field appetite for learning. is. I don’t! There was Faulks On Fiction me, on the sofa, should be a classic case “There was me wondering if wondering if I had of inspiring me to do missed that I had just missed that day in just more off the back of a day in clever-people great programme. It has clever-people identifying” identifying. It was all the best ingredients: only after some time a good host (acclaimed I discovered thier author Sebastian Faulks) and a four-part series common thread was that they might all be concept that had me at ‘hello’. Each episode writers. Here’s the kicker: I’ve even got an explores different character keys fundamental to English Literature degree. stories from the first moment a Greek bloke said: Assuming that everyone has read the same “Actually, it’s probably easier if I show you with books (all be them classics) was a bad mistake my mates, rather than telling the whole story on for the programme makers. To not even have my own.” alternative texts to illustrate their points meant The first of these is ‘the hero’, with ‘the lover’, hanging on to the rumour of a character to believe ‘the snob’ and ‘the villain’ to follow up. Insight and a point being made about all heroes of a comments come from acclaimed authors including particular era. Can you follow that? Tricky. Shame Ruth Rendell and Martin Amis – the true really. Nice idea; pity about the programme. authorities on the subject. They love it more than Faulks On Fiction, Saturday 5 February, BBC2. the academics, so why do they sound like they are follow me on twitter latestvicky giving me a lecture?

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HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20} The things that you have will bring you a lot more pleasure than dreaming or scheming about getting the things you don’t have. Meanwhile, your values are gently changing for the better and socialising gives you a much needed platform to exchange wild ideas.

HCAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19} You really are looking your best at this time. From jovial and illuminated to mysterious and sexy, what are you going to do with all that charisma? Some serious luck comes your way this week, just don’t become complacent; grace is best received with graciousness.

HAQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19} Bounding forwards you go, your blood is pumping and primal desires reign. You’re thinking more, talking more and doing more. Don’t burn out with all this activity. Stay focused and chose a steady pace and you will be more than satisfied with your results. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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tuesday 1 The Betty Driver Story ITV1, 8pm Known to millions as Betty from Corrie, Betty Driver has been in showbusiness since the 1930s no less. More than 40 years on, the programme follows her as she films her latest scenes. She talks about her decades in the industry and how her marriage ended in disaster. We love you fair Betty of the fabulous hot pot. Hurrah!

Do We Really Need The Moon? BBC2, 9pm Space scientist Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock explores our relationship with the Moon. The Moon is such a familiar presence in the sky that most of us take it for granted. But what if it wasn’t where it is now? How would that affect life on Earth? Where would we get our cheese? Cows? Pah!

Secret Diary Of A Call Girl ITV2, 10pm Everyone’s favourite pro is back! And Belle has a lot on her plate as she mulls over a new business proposition, deals with an uninvited house guest and copes with a challenging client. Plus, she still has not answered ‘that’ question. Should she should commit to a relationship with her bezzie Ben? Lawks, busy bee.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Save My Holiday 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Scoop 4.00 My Almost Famous Family 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Shaun The Sheep 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 The Koala Brothers 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 Ready Steady Cook 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Climbing Great Buildings 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Michael is stunned to hear the news about Tommy, while Ronnie’s interest is piqued by a surprise revelation from Kat. 8.00 Holby City When Michael leaves Malick to run AAU on his own, what will it take for him to realize he needs to trust his team in order to succeed? 9.00 Silent Witness When the Van Burens’ au pair commits suicide, the pathologists start to unravel the truth behind the embassy shootings, and a dark family secret is exposed. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman Rowan Joffe’s muchanticipated remake of Brighton Rock arrives in cinemas this week alongside The Fighter, starring Mark Wahlberg and Amy Adams. 11.15 FILM: The Hoax (2006) Starring Richard Gere, Alfred Molina, Marcia Gay Harden and Eli Wallach. Drama based on the true story of Clifford Irving. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.40 Human Planet 2.40 Dambusters Declassified 3.40 Wanted Down Under 4.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads One question hatched after another. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo explores the historic Dumbarton shipyards that built the Cutty Sark, visits one of Queen Victoria’s favourite haunts, Loch Lomond, and goes hunting for gold in Scotland’s mountains. 7.00 Natural World In the 1960s, Born Free captured the world’s imagination with the story of Elsa, an orphaned lioness who was taken in by George and Joy Adamson and returned to a life in the wild. The true story of what happened afterwards was far more tragic as both George and Joy were murdered. This drama documentary relives those events. 8.00 A Farmer’s Life For Me Couples with a dream of leaving the rat-race compete to run their very own farm in Suffolk. 9.00 Do We Really Need The Moon? See highlights. 10.00 How TV Ruined Your Life Warning: this episode contains creepy dolls and the 1980s Oxo dad. 10.30 Newsnight With Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Mad Men An old friend returns to the fold, and the firm reluctantly throws a Christmas party for its most important client. 12.05am BBC News 4.00 GCSE Bitesize GCSE English (x3)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Midsomer Murders 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Can Justin and Alicia come to an understanding over Jacob? Andy decides that enough is enough. 7.30 Grimefighters Leicester extreme cleaners Kevin and Craig help the local police search for some treasured possessions, Mike Burgess helps a landlord who has been left a nasty surprise and Pete the pest controller explains why it is never a good idea to step on a cockroach. 8.00 The Betty Driver Story See highlights. 9.00 Taggart The team investigate after a PC stumbles upon a shocking scene in a local block of flats. Three children are discovered dead, while another is left fighting for his life – and the children’s father is found hanged in the bathroom. The father had been clinically depressed and the team initially believe that he killed his children and himself. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Half Light (2006) Starring Demi Moore, Henry Ian Cusick, Hans Matheson, Nicholas Gleaves, Beans El-Balawi and Kate Isitt. Atmospheric drama. 12.35am The Zone 2.40 Crossing Jordan 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.35 According To Jim 9.00 Wife Swap USA 10.00 Desperate Housewives 10.55 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 FILM: Jesse James (1939) 2.05 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals

6.00 The Simpsons Homer and Grandpa try to outfox the border guards while on a dangerous mission smuggling drugs from Canada. 6.30 Hollyoaks Brendan feigns ignorance but is actually seething when Warren reveals he found the drug stash and has flushed it down the toilet. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow In this edition, Gok’s in Harrogate. 9.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings This episode explores the gypsy woman and the stark contrast between daily life and wedding glamour. 10.00 Shameless Patty meets a new man through her job on the local suicide helpline. 11.05 Derren Brown: Behind The Mischief Providing unprecedented access to illusionist and mentalist Derren Brown’s private life. 12.10am PokerStars.com European Poker Tour 1.10 Bullrun: New York To Las Vegas 1.40 Sony Ericsson B-Boy World Series 2.05 FIS World Championships 2.35 British Basketball: Game On 2010 3.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3.55 Dextro Energy Triathlon ITU World Championship Series Magazine 4.50 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 5.45 Wogan’s Perfect Recall

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6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Dancing At The Harvest Moon (2001) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Home And Away As the predicted day of Marilyn’s death approaches, Sid puts his doubts aside and organises a romantic evening for just the two of them. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Extraordinary Dogs Insightful documentary series following the work of rescue dogs and their handlers from around the world. 8.00 Gladiators: Rome Unwrapped Historical documentary exploring Ancient Rome through a study of the Colosseum, which represents Rome in all its glory, ingenuity and brutality. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic crime drama series based in Las Vegas. 10.00 CSI: Miami A crooked investment broker is murdered and stuffed into the chemical toilet of a luxury private jet. 11.00 CSI: NY The CSI team investigates after the badly decomposed bodies of two scuba divers are found in the East River. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series about a team of forensic investigators in Las Vegas. 12.50am SuperCasino 4.05 The FBI Files 4.55 Rough Guide To Activity Holidays 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 9.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 10.00 Irish League Football 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm The Sky Sports Years 1.00 Irish League Football 2.30 SPL Round-Up 3.00 Netbusters 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 SPL Round-Up 5.00 The Sky Sports Years 6.00 Hyundai A League 6.30 Football Asia 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 Revista De La Liga Special 1.30am ODI Cricket 3.00 LIVE ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm PGA Tour Classic 1.30 ODI Cricket 3.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 6.00 ODI Cricket 6.30 Golf 7.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 10.30 Football First: Match Choice 12.00am Football First: Match Choice 1.30 Football First: Match Choice 3.00 Poker: Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: Afterburn 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Kings Of The Snow 9.30 Extreme Carp 10.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Showjumping: Spruce Meadows Presents 1.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 Extreme Carp 3.00 Showjumping: Spruce Meadows Presents 4.00 Kings Of The Snow 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 Kings Of The Snow 7.30 LIVE Revista De La Liga Special 10.00 Poker: Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game 11.30 Bowls 12.30am Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 1.30 British Basketball League 3.30 Football Asia 4.00 Close Melina Greenfield

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12.00pm Project Runway 1.00 UK Border Force 2.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Cold Case 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Let The Stories Begin 9.00 Got To Dance 10.30 A League Of Their Own 11.00 Lie To Me 12.00am Mental 1.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Michel Roux’s Service 8.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 8.30 Hotter Than My Daughter 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Coming Of Age 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Snog Marry Avoid? 12.15am Hotter Than My Daughter 12.45 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Beauty Of Maps 8.00 Britain By Bike 8.30 Justice: The Case For Cannibalism 9.00 The Children Who Built Victorian Britain 10.00 Ian Hislop’s Age Of The DoGooders 11.00 Explosions: How We Shook The World 12.00am The Children Who Built Victorian Britain

5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Family Fortunes 7.45 The Vampire Diaries: The Hot Desk 8.00 The Biggest Loser 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl See highlights 10.30 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 12.25am Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 12.55 Billie And The Real Belle Bare All

12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones 10.00 Sharpe’s Challenge 11.35 Numb3rs 12.35am Life

11.15am Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.00pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Life Unexpected 4.30 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 90210 10.00 The Cleveland Show (x2) 11.05 Shameless 12.10am Skins 1.15 Scrubs (x2)

3.05pm Coach Trip 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Jamie’s 30-Minute Meals (x2) 10.00 True Stories: Erasing David 11.55 Jamie’s 30-Minute Meals (x2) 1.00am True Stories: Erasing David

11.00am A Letter To Three Wives (1949) 1.00pm Lifeboat (1944) 2.50 The Malta Story (1953) 4.55 The Black Swan (1942) 6.35 Freedom Writers (2007) 8.55 4Films For.... 9.00 Cellular (2004) 10.50 Scary Movie (2000) 12.30am Phone Booth (2002) 2.05 The Shape Of Things (2003) 4.00 Close

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wednesday 2 Waterloo Road BBC1, 8pm Karen and Chris kick off a new term with a controversial scheme separating the boys and girls – much to the disdain of Adanna Lawal, the new Head of Pastoral Care. Pupil Kyle Stack causes chaos when he brings his pet Rottweiler into school. Some folk will go to great lengths to prove their dog ate their homework.

Beauty And The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice Channel 4, 8pm Docu series on attitudes towards personal appearance. In the first episode, Leo, who suffered severe burns, and is fiercely against the use of plastic surgery for cosmetic purposes, meets self-confessed beauty addict Yasmin, who is desperate to have breast surgery.

Cannabis: What’s The Harm? BBC3, 10.30pm Ex-Ender and celebrity ex-puffer James Alexandrou finds out the truth about the most popular illegal drug in Britain, sees the lengths people will go to get it, and discovers exactly where it comes from. Plus, he meets a 17 year old who likes to get stoned with mum and dad, and chats with plant growers. Dopey lot.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Save My Holiday 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Scoop 4.00 Copycats 4.30 M.I. High 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

BBC2

6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 The Koala Brothers 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.35 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Car Booty 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

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6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Wife Swap 10.00 Desperate Housewives 10.55 Country House Rescue 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie At Home 12.30 FILM: Cattle Empire (1958) 2.05 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 Extraordinary Dogs 3.25 FILM: Murder At The Gallop (1963) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 11.30 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 12.30pm Hyundai A League 1.00 Football Asia 1.30 Football’s Greatest 2.00 ODI Cricket 4.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 5.00 ODI Cricket 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 You’re On Sky Sports 11.30 Football’s Greatest 12.00am Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 12.55 LIVE ODI Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Kat makes a terrible decision when her and Alfie’s attempts to reignite their love end in disaster. Ronnie is disturbed by Michael’s presence in her home, and tells Jack that she wants him gone. 8.00 Waterloo Road See highlights. 9.00 Motorway Cops The Motorway Cops are called in to help stop a stolen lorry on the rampage in the city centre, where eight patrol cars are in hot pursuit. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws Presented by Myleene Klass. 10.45 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of all ten midweek Premier League fixtures, which include Arsenal taking on Everton, Chelsea visiting Sunderland and Manchester United hosting Aston Villa. 12.05am FILM: In Dreams (1999) Psychological thriller. 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Country Tracks 2.40 Natural World Special 3.40 Wanted Down Under 4.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Tough quiz show – not about eggs. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo discovers how trains spread the word about Oban whisky, hears about the heroic struggle to build a railway across the desolate Rannoch Moor, and visits Corrour, one of the favourite shooting estates of the Victorian political elite. 7.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May go head-to-head against their opposite numbers from Australian Top Gear in a car-based version of The Ashes. 8.00 Michel Roux’s Service Michel brings his trainees back to London to test their skills with the new phenomenon of bespoke private dining – where guests pay for the experience to be tailor-made for them. 9.00 Who Gets The Best Jobs? Richard Bilton investigates why Britain is a less equal society than at any time since World War One. He finds that the best jobs are being snapped up by an increasingly small gene pool of privileged, wellconnected families. 10.00 Have I Got News For You Comedy news quiz. 10.30 Newsnight With Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Mad Men Drama series. 12.05am BBC News 4.00 Writer’s Block

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Has Andy’s complaint just made Henshall an even greater threat? Jackson stands firm – but will Aaron walk away? 7.30 The Unforgettable Les Dawson The story of one of Britain’s most popular comedians, who died of a heart attack in 1993 aged 62. His lifestyle might have appeared to be textbook Northern comic, but Les had a more serious side – he spent much of his youth trying to become a writer in Paris, and later became a prolific author. 8.00 Midsomer Murders John Nettles makes his final appearance as DCI Tom Barnaby. With his birthday approaching, Barnaby reluctantly accompanies Joyce on a spa weekend to Swavely Manor. But as he attempts to relax, a woman is found dead in the floatation chamber. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Secret Caribbean With Trevor McDonald Today Trevor visits three starkly different islands – Musha Cay, Jamaica and Barbados. 11.35 Police, Camera, Action Alastair Stewart takes a look at the in-car gadgets that obsess drivers. 12.30am The Zone 2.35 FILM: Ned Kelly (2003) 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Marge discovers that Homer has remortgaged the house to help Moe’s bar, so she takes over as landlady 6.30 Hollyoaks Jamil and Doug worry when Tex goes missing before the funeral. Things between the McQueens and Costellos come to a head while arranging the wedding. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Beauty And The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice See highlights. 9.00 Mary Portas: Secret Shopper Mary takes on the challenge of improving service in mobile phone stores. 10.00 The Joy Of Teen Sex 16-yearold Pixie, who has slept with over 20 people, is worried about HIV. 11.05 Shameless Repeat of yesterday’s show. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: The Album Chart Show Spotlight Sponsored By TescoEntertainment.com 12.25 MUSIC ON 4: 4Play: The Go! Team 12.40 My Family’s Crazy Gap Year 1.35 Animal Madhouse 2.30 Food 3.25 FILM: Pom Poko (1988) 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Bianca struggles to cope with her conflicting emotions as the wedding approaches. 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Monkey Life Alison is on a rescue mission to liberate a chimp that is being used in a money-making scheme on the beaches of Turkey. 8.00 Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger meet a single mother from Camberley who was forced to drop her careerchange dream after an incompetent builder left her on the brink of financial ruin. 9.00 NCIS A marine recently returned from Afghanistan is found dead in his car in what appears to be a case of suicide. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent A cheating wife is in the frame for poisoning her husband, a bestselling historian. But Goren and Eames soon uncover a twisted web. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives probe the alleged rape of a teenage girl by a group of army cadets. 11.55 PartyPoker.com World Open VI Poker action. 12.55am SuperCasino 4.05 The FBI Files 4.55 Rough Guide To Short Breaks 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Hyundai A League 9.30 Poker: Full Tilt Million Dollar Cash Game 11.00 Football First: Match Choice 12.30pm Football First: Match Choice 2.00 Football First: Match Choice 3.30 Football First: Match Choice 5.00 Hyundai A League 5.30 Sports Adventure 6.00 European Tour Weekly 6.30 Inside The PGA Tour 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE 10.30 Football First: Match Choice 12.00am Football First: Match Choice 1.30 Spanish Football 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 8.00 Bowls 9.00 British Basketball League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Revista De La Liga Special 2.00pm British Basketball League 4.00 Kings Of The Snow 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE: Afterburn 7.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 8.00 ODI Cricket 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Trans World Sport 11.30 Cage Fighter 12.00am Inside The PGA Tour 12.30 European Tour Weekly 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 World Matchplay Bowls 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 Close

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2.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Cold Case 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Dream Lives For Sale 9.00 Louie Spence’s Showbusiness 10.00 Lie To Me 11.00 Victoria Wood Presents The Angina Monologues 12.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 FILM: Shrek The Third (2007) 9.25 Almost Famous IV 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Cannabis: What’s The Harm? See highlights 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.10am Being Human 1.10 American Dad! (x9) 4.30 Cannabis: What’s The Harm?

7.00pm News 7.30 The Boats That Built Britain 8.00 The Box That Changed Britain 9.00 The Secret Life Of Waves 10.00 Dive, Dive, Dive! 11.00 Shanties And Sea Songs With Gareth Malone 12.00am The Killing 1.00 The Killing 2.00 The Secret Life Of Waves 3.00 Meet The Climate Sceptics: Storyville

12.00pm Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 Primeval 8.00 Gossip Girl 9.00 FILM: Something’s Gotta Give (2003) 11.30 FILM: The Matrix (1999) 2.05am Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen USA

10.40am Inspector Morse 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 The Best Of The Royal Variety 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.20am Inspector Morse 2.00 Nightscreen

11.10am Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Life Unexpected 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 11.20 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.25am Scrubs (x2)

3.40pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Time Team 10.00 Jamestown: America’s Birthplace: Time Team Special 11.05 Man On Earth With Tony Robinson 12.10am Time Team

11.00am Carmen Jones (1954) 1.05pm 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 2.55 Guadalcanal Diary (1943) 4.45 The Man With One Red Shoe (1985) 6.40 A Good Year (2006) 9.00 Austin Powers In Goldmember (2001) 10.50 Margot At The Wedding (2007) 12.35am Lake Placid (1999) 2.10 Far North (2007)

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thursday 3 Marchlands ITV1, 9pm New drama about three families who live in the same house in different time periods. In 1968, Ruth is haunted by the memory of the death of her daughter Alice. In 1987, Helen and Eddie are worried about their daughter Amy, who claims to have an imaginary friend. In 2010, Mark and Nisha move in. Chilling stuff.

Justin Lee Collins: Turning Japanese Channel Five, 9pm Mr Collins finds out how the famously hard-working Japanese folk spend their leisure time. From Japan’s comedy capital, Justin tries to launch a stand-up career, sharpens his samurai sword skills and befriends a monkey waitress. Turning Japanese? We really think so.

Lunch Monkeys BBC3, 10.30pm Tania’s having a mare of a day ahead of her first appraisal as supervisor; Darrel’s living in the office, Gloria’s winding her up, Asif’s running away to Wales, Shelley’s flat-hunting and Kenny’s kissing strange girls and drawing pictures. Plus, poor Asif is so stressed that he enlists evil Charlie’s help. Time for a holiday.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Save My Holiday 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Scoop 4.00 Copycats 4.30 Serious Explorers: Livingstone 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 EastEnders Phil is forced to take drastic action when Glenda threatens to expose him at his engagement party – but whose side will Ian pick? 8.00 Human Planet The rainforest is home to more species of plants and animals than any other habitat on the planet. But for humans, life there is not as easy as it looks. 9.00 Outnumbered Ben’s got a mystery illness and claims to be far too ill to go to school. Auntie Angela’s boyfriend dumps her, so the family rally round to cheer her up in the best way they know how. 9.30 Not Going Out When an old lady wanders into Lucy’s flat and makes herself at home on the sofa, Lee doesn’t know what to do with her. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate. 11.35 This Week With Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.25 Sign Zone: The Battle For Bomb Alley: Panorama 12.55 Countryfile 1.55 Antiques Roadshow 2.55 Rip Off Britain 3.35 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.55am Children’s television 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 Ready Steady Cook 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Climbing Great Buildings 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

6.00 Eggheads Scramble your brains with this quiz. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo investigates one of the great geological mysteries of the 19th Century, the parallel roads of Glenroy. 7.00 Who Does What? John and Yolanda from Kent, and Matt and Phil from Croydon, agree to the most probing and thorough relationship audit imaginable. 8.00 Michel Roux’s Service For their last challenge, he wants the trainees to take over service at his own two Michelin-starred restaurant, Le Gavroche. 9.00 Louis Theroux: Ultra Zionists Louis Theroux joins an extreme subculture of the most committed Jewish settlers in the Israelioccupied West Bank and explores their lives amidst constant tension and conflict. 10.00 The Grumpy Guide To Food And Wine The contributors include Nigel Slater, Jenny Eclair, Toby Young, Michael Winner and Kathryn Flett. 10.30 Newsnight With Kirsty Wark. 11.20 Mad Men Drama series set in the world of advertising in 1960s New York. 12.05am BBC News 4.00 The Power Of Poetry 4.30 Telling Stories 5.00 Powerful Texts

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda’s frustration leads her to take drastic measures. Diane struggles with her feelings for Doug. 7.30 The Value Of A Degree: Tonight With university fees set to treble and graduate unemployment reaching a 17-year high, Fiona Foster investigates whether a degree really can help graduates get a better job with a bigger salary. 8.00 Emmerdale Andy vows not to let Henshall beat him. Aaron hits it off with Flynn. 8.30 Coronation Street Fiz poses as Mrs Fishwick in an attempt to fool Joy’s solicitor. 9.00 Marchlands See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Odd One In Bradley Walsh hosts the family gameshow in which celebrity teams try to spot the person with the strange secret, spectacular skill or weird story in a series of line-ups. 11.20 Send In The Dogs More from the series that follows the police dog squad as they sniff out criminals and contraband. 12.10am The Zone 2.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.10 The Value Of A Degree: Tonight 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Wife Swap USA 10.00 Desperate Housewives 10.55 Help! My House Is Falling Down 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Jamie At Home 12.30 FILM: The Raid (1954) 2.05 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals

6.00 The Simpsons Homer is chosen to choreograph the Super Bowl half time show, after teaching some athletes victory moves. 6.30 Hollyoaks The killer appears to have a change of heart when he takes Texas to hospital. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 8.00 Relocation, Relocation Property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help more people change their accommodation and their lives. 9.00 Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day Series where six skilled builders try to construct the first authentic Roman villa in Britain in 1,600 years, using only tools and materials that were available to the Romans. 10.00 10 O’Clock Live Live comedy and current affairs show hosted by David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Charlie Brooker and Lauren Laverne. 11.05 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings Repeat. 12.10am Diverse Nation 1.05 Coming Up: Dip 1.35 FILM: Graveyard Of Fireflies (1988) 3.10 Brothers And Sisters 3.55 Hill Street Blues 4.50 ER 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Mystery Woman: At First Sight (2006) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sid frantically tries to revive Marilyn after her brave actions push her to the brink of death. Will she survive? 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Top Trumps: All Terrain Vehicles Robert Llewellyn and Ashley Hames test their knowledge of extreme machines. 8.00 Secrets Of The Vanishing Sphinx Revealing documentary which attempts to solve some of the questions that surround the enigmatic Great Sphinx of Giza. 9.00 Justin Lee Collins: Turning Japanese See highlights. 10.00 FILM: The Punisher (2004) Starring Tom Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Rebecca Romijn and Laura Harring. Action thriller. A vengeful FBI agent is determined to wreck the life of the Florida drug lord who killed his wife and children. He remakes himself in the form of The Punisher, a ruthless and heavily armed vigilante who will stop at nothing to defeat his enemies. Based on the Marvel Comics hero. 12.25am SuperCasino 4.05 The FBI Files 4.55 Rough Guide To Journeys 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 9.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 10.00 Inside The PGA Tour 10.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.00 Live European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 2.00pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Live Dubai International Racing Carnival 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Barclays Premier League Review 11.00 Time Of Our Lives 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 Barclays Premier League Review 2.30 The Rugby Club 3.30 Ringside 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 LIVE European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 10.00 Sports Adventure 10.30 Football First: Match Choice 12.00pm Football First: Match Choice 1.30 Football First: Match Choice 3.00 Sports Adventure 3.30 World Matchplay Bowls 5.30 World Hockey Monthly 6.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 Barclays Premier League Review 7.30 LIVE Netball: Super League 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 ODI Cricket 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 World Matchplay Bowls 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm ODI Cricket 2.00 Netball: Super League 4.00 Kings Of The Snow 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 Watersports World 6.00 Trans World Sport 7.00 European Tour Golf 9.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Close

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9.00 Cannabis: What’s The Harm? 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Lunch Monkeys See highlights 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Cannabis 12.45am Lunch Monkeys 1.15 The World’s Strictest Parents 2.15 Most Annoying People 2010 (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 South Africa Walks 8.00 The Golden Age Of Liners 9.00 Abraham Lincoln: Saint Or Sinner? 10.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Gilbert And George 11.00 Behind The Scenes At The Museum 12.00am FILM: Cockles And Muscles (2005) 1.30 Abraham Lincoln: Saint Or Sinner?

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.00 American Idol: Auditions 9.00 Keith Lemon’s Very Brilliant World Tour (x2) 10.00 FILM: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) 12.15am Coronation Street

10.40am Inspector Morse 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Monk 9.00 Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Inspector Morse 1.50 Film File

11.15am Smallville 12.05pm Everwood 1.05 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.35 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Life Unexpected 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 How I Met Your Mother 10.00 Skins 11.05 Rude Tube: Animal Madness 12.05am Scrubs (x2)

3.05pm Coach Trip 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Abroad 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Brothers And Sisters 11.00 The Big C 11.35 The Closer 12.35am The Good Wife 1.35 Brothers And Sisters

11.00am Only Yesterday (1991) 1.20pm Hell And High Water (1954) 3.25 Three Came Home (1950) 5.30 Big Top Pee-wee (1988) 7.10 Black Swan Special 7.15 The Ringer (2005) 9.00 Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) 11.20 Scary Movie 2 (2001) 12.55am Birthday Girl (2001) 2.40 4Films For.... 2.45 Neds Special

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friday 4 Six Nations Rugby: Wales V England BBC1, 7.30pm John Inverdale introduces live coverage from the Millennium Stadium as the 2011 Six Nations gets underway. On the edge of your seat stuff as both Wales and England will be looking to get the tournament off to a good start. Expect flattened noses, ripped shorts and funny-shaped balls.

Mastermind BBC2, 8pm It’s time for four more contenders to be put through the grilling in the leather chair. John Humphrys will be firing questions about: The Avengers and New Avengers TV series, the Romanov Dynasty, the history of the London Underground, and Scottish malt whiskies; sounds like a fun topic to research. Och aye.

Family Guy BBC3, 11.50pm When TV programme The Bachelorette comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for nothing more than the free Martinis and scran, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. Plus, Chris gets a horrible case of acne. Poor old Chris, always in a spot of bother.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Save My Holiday 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Deadly 60 3.35 Scoop 4.00 Dani’s House 4.30 Tracy Beaker Returns 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link

6.00am – 9.40 Children’s television 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 Ready Steady Cook 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 Climbing Great Buildings 2.15 Instant Restaurant 3.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Antiques Road Trip

6.20am The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Frasier 8.30 According To Jim 9.00 Secret Millionaire USA 10.00 Desperate Housewives 10.55 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Bites 12.15 River Cottage Bites 12.25 FILM: The House On 92nd Street (1945) 2.05 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals

6.00am – 8.20 Children’s television 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Class (2010) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours

6.00 Eggheads Who came first: the Egg or the Head? Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo discovers how the railways helped train the first generation of commandos at Lochailort in World War II. 7.00 Julia Bradbury’s German Wanderlust Julia Bradbury takes her boots and backpack to the Continent to explore the landscape of Germany. 7.30 Island Parish Series following a year in the life of the most southerly islands of the Outer Hebrides, off the north-west coast of Scotland. 8.00 Mastermind See highlights. 8.30 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein Carol has to prepare the garden for visitors to her Open Garden Scheme day. 9.00 Can’t Take It With You Sir Gerry Robinson two couples facing tough decisions over what will happen to their children in the event of their deaths. 10.00 Fast And Loose Hugh Dennis presents another comic collection of improvised games, sketches and music. 10.30 Newsnight With Gavin Esler. 11.00 The Review Show Culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? (1969) Starring Jane Fonda and Michael Sarrazin. Drama. 1.45am BBC News

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pollard and Val are a step closer to fostering Amy. Zak questions Derek about Lisa. 7.30 Coronation Street A troubled Leanne wakes to find that Peter has stayed out all night. 8.00 Children’s Hospital 14-monthold Ruby arrives with a suspected chest infection, but a surgical investigation reveals something much more serious. 8.30 Coronation Street It is crunch time for Tracy as the court verdict is delivered. A livid Leanne confronts Carla and Nick about Peter’s drinking. 9.00 Comedy Rocks With Jason Manford Host Jason Manford is joined by ITV’s favourite pub landlord Al Murray, top comic Andi Osho and regular guest Russell Kane. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 30 Years Of An Audience With... This episode features performances of Dame Shirley Bassey, Take That, Sir Cliff Richard, Jackie Mason and Jimmy Tarbuck and includes chats with Jackie and Jimmy, among others. 11.35 Take Me Out Will Cupid’s arrow strike with this new battalion of bachelors? 12.45am The Zone Features from QVC and Challenge Jackpot. 2.45 October Road 3.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.00 The Simpsons Bart goes to a rap benefit after Marge forbids him. 6.30 Hollyoaks Heidi feels insecure after her accident and cries on the shoulder of smitten Gaz. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Religious and ethical issues. 7.30 Welcome To Romford Showcase of bold and original documentaries from up-and-coming filmmakers. 8.00 Relocation: Phil Down Under Phil Spencer helps British families as they relocate to Australia. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies The team meet a man whose extraordinary facial disfigurement has not left him short of love. 10.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts. 11.20 10 O’Clock Live Live comedy and current affairs show. 12.25am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions A series of special gigs from around the UK. This week’s featured band is Mystery Jets. 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: Countdown To The Shockwaves NME Awards 2011 12.55 My Name Is Earl (x2) 1.45 FILM: Daddy 1.50 Covert 1.55 Lula Fantastic 2.00 FILM: Dr T And The Women (2000) 4.00 ER 4.50 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Bianca’s wedding day arrives at last. Will she really marry Vittorio? 6.25 Live From Studio Five Magazine show. 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Vets In Action Documentary series following four teams of country vets. Intern vet Kate is in a race against time to save a young horse diagnosed with colic. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series examining the dangerous job of driving trucks on Alaska’s Dalton Highway. 9.00 The Mentalist Jane is lured to a car bomb that temporarily blinds him and kills a stockbroker shackled within the vehicle. 10.00 Law And Order Green and Cassady discover some stolen photographs while investigating the death of a cop accidentally killed during a botched robbery. 10.55 NCIS A marine recently returned from Afghanistan is found dead in his car in what appears to be a case of suicide. 11.55 Cops In Crisis Documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino Visit www.SuperCasino.com. 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 The FBI Files 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 LIVE European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 10.00 Football’s Greatest 10.30 Barclays Premier League World 11.00 LIVE European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 2.00pm Barclays Premier League World 2.30 Football’s Greatest 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 Ringside 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 Football League Weekend 6.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.00 Sky Sports News At Seven 7.30 LIVE Football League: Championship 9.55 LIVE ODI Cricket

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. Alex Jones, Chris Evans and the team present the stories that matter from across the country. 7.30 Six Nations Rugby: Wales V England See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Expect the unexpected as top celebrity guests join in the fun with Graham and his irrepressible audience. Graham is joined by Dame Helen Mirren, talking about her new film Brighton Rock; The Devil Wears Prada actress Emily Blunt; top comedian Ed Byrne; and The Wanted, who perform in the studio. 11.20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws The National Lottery Draws presented by OJ Borg, featuring Euromillions, UK Millionaire raffle and the Thunderball draw. 11.30 FILM: Perfect Creature (2005) Starring Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows and Leo Gregory. Horror. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 Sign Zone: At Home With The Georgians 2.00 What Is One Degree? 3.00 Climbing Great Buildings 3.30 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ringside 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00pm Netball: Super League 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 WWE: Raw 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 Kings Of The Snow 6.30 Spirit Of Yachting 7.00 LIVE Ice Hockey 10.00 Take It Like A Fan 10.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.00 Football League Weekend 12.00am NFL - Total Access 1.00 Ice Hockey 4.00 Football League Weekend 5.00 Take It Like A Fan 5.30 LIVE IRB Sevens

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 World Hockey Monthly 9.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Ringside 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 World Hockey Monthly 3.00 Racemax 4.00 Kings Of The Snow 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 Spirit Of Yachting 5.30 World Hockey Monthly 6.00 Racemax 7.00 European Tour Golf 9.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Kings Of The Snow 5.30 Spirit Of Yachting

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2.00pm Stargate SG-1 (x2) 4.00 Lie To Me 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.00 Emergency Animal Rescue 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Futurama (x2) 9.00 The Simpsons (x2) 10.00 Louie Spence’s Showbusiness 11.00 Got To Dance: Semi-Finals 12.30am A League Of Their Own 1.00 Road Wars (x2)

8.30 The Lock Up 9.00 Come Fly With Me 9.30 Lunch Monkeys 10.00 Him & Her 10.30 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 11.30 Family Guy 11.50 Family Guy See highlights 12.15am The Lock Up 12.45 Coming Of Age 1.15 Snog Marry Avoid? 1.45 Hotter Than My Daughter 2.15 Lunch Monkeys

7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Paul Lewis Plays Beethoven’s 5th Piano Concerto 8.30 Transatlantic Sessions 9.00 Peter Green: Man Of The World 10.30 Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop 11.30 Eric Clapton And Steve Winwood Live At Madison Square Garden 12.30am Forever Young: How Rock ‘n’ Roll Grew Up

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 6.35 Akon: The Hot Desk 6.50 Take Me Out 8.00 Grimefighters (x2) 9.00 American Idol: The Auditions 10.00 FILM: American Pie 2 (2001) 12.10am Coronation Street

10.40am Inspector Morse 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 Born And Bred 3.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 4.00 Daily Cooks Challenge 5.00 Terry And June 5.40 Heartbeat 6.50 Born And Bred 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 A Touch Of Frost 11.20 Wycliffe 12.25am Monk 1.15 FILM: Ice Bound (2003)

11.15am Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.30 Life Unexpected 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 10.00 Wife Swap 11.00 Tool Academy 12.10am Scrubs (x2)

2.30pm Come Dine With Me Down Under 3.05 Coach Trip 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Brokeback Mountain (2005) 11.40 Heroes Of Comedy 1.20am Heroes Of Comedy: Mike Yarwood

11.00am Two Thousand Women (1944) 12.55pm The Black Swan (1942) 2.35 Call Me Madam (1953) 4.50 Black Swan Special 5.00 Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962) 6.55 Mad Money (2008) 8.55 4Films For.... 9.00 Juno (2007) 10.50 Shutter (2008) 12.30am Birth (2004) 2.25 Lake Tahoe (2008)

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saturday 5 Primeval ITV1, 7.30pm It’s the last in the series of reptiles and monsters already, and generally this lot go out with more of a bang than a whimper. Here’s the bang – there’s a new anomaly and the gang can’t close it. Oh, and Danny reappears from his journey through Rift Valley with a warning. Oh, and Ethan’s secrets are revealed. BANG!

CSI: NY Five, 9.40pm Gary Sinise and his New York crew are poised to follow the clues and put together the jigsaw that is the crime. But is it an armed robbery, a serial killer, or both? A robber steals $5 million in jewels from a lawyer, but then everyone who comes into contact with the heist keeps dying. Puzzles, puzzles, puzzles.

American Idol: The Auditions ITV2, 4.40pm & 5.35pm Hey, Dawg – you’re in! Followed by whoops and tears of joy. Makes you question whether a less enthusiastic successful candidate might just have his/her golden ticket snatched back. Brilliant delusional fun with Randy, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez being the voices of reason.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 Baking Made Easy 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Inside Sport: Superbowl - The Greatest Show On Earth 1.30 A Question Of Sport 2.00 Six Nations Rugby: Italy v Ireland 4.25 BBC News 4.30 South East Today 4.35 Six Nations Rugby: France v Scotland

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Basil And Barney’s Game Show 7.30 Arthur 7.55 Leon 8.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 8.30 Project Parent 9.00 Dick And Dom’s Funny Business 10.00 Trapped: Ever After 10.23 Diddy Dick And Dom 10.25 OOglies 10.45 The Slammer 11.15 My Life: Tough Kids 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm The Sky At Night 12.20 FILM: Fire Down Below (1957) 2.15 FILM: Seven Men From Now (1956) 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.30 Final Score 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Bob Monkhouse OBE: A Bafta Tribute Jimmy Tarbuck hosts a special tribute in honour of the comedian Bob Monkhouse. 7.00 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. After a promotion, Wilson moves to Eastgate to be manager of their bank and joins their Home Guard at the rank of First Liuetenant. His new life does not last long, however, as the bank is bombed on the day he arrives. 7.30 The Secret Life Of Bob Monkhouse The extraordinary story of comedian Bob Monkhouse’s life and career, told for the first time through the vast private archive of films, TV shows, letters and memorabilia that he left behind. 9.00 Faulks On Fiction Best-selling author Sebastian Faulks presents a major four-part series on the brilliance of the British novel and its characters.See Telly Talk. 10.00 The Tudors Historical drama series about the royal house of Tudor. 10.50 Nurse Jackie Drama series about Jackie Peyton, a no-nonsense emergency room nurse. 11.15 Fast And Loose Hugh Dennis presents a fast moving and hilarious new series of improvised games and sketches. 11.50 FILM: The Emerald Forest (1985) Starring Powers Boothe, Meg Foster, Charley Boorman. Action adventure. 1.40am FILM: Suzie Gold (2004)

6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 7.10 The Cat In The Hat Knows A Lot About That 7.25 Monk 7.30 Beyblade: Metal Fusion 7.55 Horrid Henry 8.10 The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody 8.35 Hannah Montana 9.00 The Cool Stuff Collective 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 11.45 This Morning: Saturday 12.45pm Monk 1.45 ITV News & Weather 1.50 You’ve Been Framed! 2.20 FILM: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005) 3.50 FILM: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1997) 6.05 Meridian News; Weather 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more hilarious home videos sent in by the public. 7.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Fresh from another British Comedy Awards win, Harry Hill is back with a brand new series of the best telly send-ups. With Dancing On Ice up and running, all the big soaps in full flow and even the odd gypsy wedding to contend with, there are bound to be plenty of laughs to find. 7.30 Primeval See highlights. 8.30 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness tries to arrange dates for 30 loveless ladies. A fake-tan loving construction worker and a personal trainer with a monstrous alter-ego are among the boys determined to impress one of the dateless divas. 9.45 Benidorm When Madge’s estranged daughter Valda arrives at The Solana, Madge is convinced that she is after Mel’s money. 10.40 ITV News; Weather 10.55 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Timothy Dalton, Jim Broadbent, Paddy Considine, Rafe Spall, Edward Woodward. High-octane homage to the cop movie genre. Truly great fun and a class Saturday night in. 1.05am The Zone 3.10 The Starter Wife 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 GT Academy 7.55 The Morning Line 8.50 Friends 9.20 The Album Chart Show With Tesco Entertainment: Usher Special 10.10 Glee 11.10 Friends 11.45 Shooting Skins 12.45pm 2011 IPC Athletics World Championships 1.50 Channel 4 Racing 3.50 The Secret Supper Club 4.25 Come Dine With Me 4.55 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 5.55 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Play! 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 K9 10.35 Your Sport 10.40 Emergency Bikers 11.40 Ice Road Truckers 12.40pm FILM: Agatha (1979) 2.30 FILM: Only You (1994) 4.40 Five News 4.45 FILM: You’ve Got Mail (1998)

6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 Football League Weekend 8.30 The Sky Sports Years 9.30 IRB Sevens 12.30pm Scottish Cup Football 3.00 Cricket World Cup Capturing The World Cup 4.00 Live ODI Cricket 6.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview 7.00 Scottish Cup Football 8.00 LIVE Saturday Fight Night 10.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview 11.00 Scottish Cup Football 12.00am Saturday Fight Night 2.00 Scottish Cup Football 3.00 LIVE ODI Cricket

6.25 The Political Slot Green MP Caroline Lucas talks about the Green Party’s policies. She’s from Brighton! 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 FILM: Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) Starring Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Julian McMahon and Kerry Washington. Action adventure sequel featuring the comic book quartet endowed with a host of magical powers. Preparations for the superhero nuptials of Reed Richards and Sue Storm are interrupted by the arrival of a mysterious metallic menace who threatens to wreak havoc across the universe. Bad metal man! 8.50 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants can win or lose life-changing amounts of money live. 10.10 FILM: Kiss The Girls (1997) Starring Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd, Cary Elwes, Tony Goldwyn. Disturbing thriller about the hunt for a killer - known only as Casanova who has kidnapped a number of women and murdered two of them. When a detective’s niece goes missing, he is drawn into a complex and highly personal investigation. 12.20am FILM: Infernal Affairs (2002) 2.15 Dirty Sexy Money (x2) 3.50 Beauty And The Geek (x2) 5.25 Countdown

7.00 NCIS US drama series based on the navy’s dedicated federal agency. The team hunts a saboteur who causes a robotic vehicle to kill a navy lieutenant and almost kill Abby. Meanwhile, Ziva notices that Tony keeps visiting the hospital. 7.45 NCIS Drama. The team is called to a small town where a marine intelligence officer has been shot dead. The local police have already investigated the crime and suspect that an Iraqi resident is responsible. 8.40 CSI: Miami Crime drama series. When a retired professional football player is found stabbed to death, Alexx is unable to take the body for an autopsy because the victim wanted to be cryogenically frozen. 9.40 CSI: NY See highlights. 10.40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama series. Sara and Greg investigate a swingers’ party when one of the revellers is found dead in a fountain. Nick and Warrick tackle the gruesome murder of a mini-mall owner who meets the wrong end of a table saw. Greg and Hodges compete for Mia’s attentions. It’s all go for a forensic scientists these days. 11.40 Forensic Files Documentary. 12.10am SuperCasino 4.00 Emergency Bikers 4.50 Meals In Moments 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

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7.00 Total Wipeout If people banging into huge foam shapes, falling into water and contorting themselves into the most ridiculous positions, is the kind of thing that makes you laugh - then Total Wipeout is the show for you. Hosted by Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram. Makes you miss the adventure playgrounds of the 70s. 8.00 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a big money jackpot. 8.50 Casualty Medical drama series about the staff at Holby General’s emergency department. 9.40 Come Fly With Me Another visit to one of Britain’s busiest airport terminals, in the company of Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Immigration Officer Ian Foot pulls in Taaj for questioning as part of a random security check. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. 11.50 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone: Making Scotland’s Landscape 2.15 Holby City 3.15 Climbing Great Buildings 3.45 BBC News

6.00am LIVE IRB Sevens 8.30 Airsports World 9.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Take It Like A Fan 12.30 Live Ford Football Special 3.15 Take It Like A Fan 3.45 Sky Sports Classics 4.00 The Sky Sports Years 5.00 Live Football League 7.30 You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 NFL: Super Bowl Preview 3.45 NFL - Total Access 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 WWE: Smackdown 9.00 Road To London 9.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 1.30pm Road To London 2.00 Max Power 3.00 WWE: Smackdown 5.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Spanish Football 2.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 5.30 Airsports World

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1.00pm UK Border Force 2.00 Dawn French’s Little Cracker 2.15 FILM: George And The Dragon (2004) 4.00 Futurama (x4) 6.00 The Middle (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 UK Border Force 10.00 FILM: Wall Street (1987) 12.25am Drug Wars: D.E.A.

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo 9.45 FILM: Wild Hogs (2007) 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am American Dad! (x2) 12.50 Live At The Apollo 1.35 The Lock Up 2.05 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 3.05 Cannabis: What’s The Harm? 4.05 Great Movie Mistakes 5.00 Special 1 TV

7.00pm South Pacific 8.00 The Secret Life Of Waves 9.00 The Killing 10.00 The Killing 10.55 How TV Ruined Your Life 11.25 The First Men In The Moon 12.55am Britain’s Park Story 1.55 Who Killed The Honey Bee? 2.55 The Secret Life Of Waves

10.40am FILM: Peter Pan (2003) 12.50pm FILM: Apollo 13 (1995) 3.30 Take Me Out 4.40 American Idol: The Auditions (x2) See highlights 6.35 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 9.00 FILM: Batman (1989) 11.35 FILM: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) 2.10am Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.40 American Idol: Auditions

10.30am The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 11.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.55pm FILM: Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man (2001) 3.40 Hidden Treasure 5.50 Inspector Morse 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 Murder In Suburbia 12.10am Inspector Morse 2.05 ITV3 Nightscreen

11.35am Supernanny US (x2) 1.25pm Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.00 Make It Or Break It 5.00 Friends (x2) 6.00 Glee 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 Derren Brown: Enigma 10.40 The Cleveland Show (x2) 11.45 FILM: Jackass: Number Two (2006) 1.30am Wife Swap USA

9.00am A Place In The Sun 9.30 Time Team (x5) 2.45pm FILM: The Wonderful Country (1959) 4.35 Grand Designs (x5) 10.00 FILM: The First New Heart (2007) 11.35 Time Team 12.35am FILM: The First New Heart 2007() 2.15 Time Team (x2) 4.15 Close

11.00am Dragonwyck (1946) 1.00pm Big (1988) 3.00 The Man With One Red Shoe (1985) 4.45 Jane Eyre (1944) 6.35 Freedom Writers (2007) 8.55 Never Let Me Go Special 9.00 Equilibrium (2002) 11.05 The Machinist (2004) 1.05am The Ice Storm (1997) 3.25 Black Swan Special 3.35 Close

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sunday 6 That Sunday Night Show ITV1, 10pm Adrian Chiles turns his hand to many things, which is probably why he’s got the entire week’s events to cover in his own inimitable style. He’s not going it alone though, as he’s joined by massively tall comic, and one third of sketch group We Are Klang, Greg Davies. Phew! You know he’ll find bizarre stories.

American Football: Super Bowl Live BBC1, 10.55pm The biggest telly event in the American calendar – it’s live coverage of the Super Bowl XLV, taking over Texas’ newly built Cowboys Stadium for its inaugural Super Bowl. This year sees the Pittsburgh Steelers pitched against the Green Bay Packers. Get any of that?

Being Human BBC3, 9pm Ah, the simple life. It seems the vampire Mitchell, ghost Annie and werewolves Nina and George’s hopes that Wales was where it all became less complicated were unfounded. This week they’re confronted by a ‘type four’. ‘What the blazes is that?’ you may ask. Haven’t a Scooby. You’ll have to watch.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Country Tracks 12.00pm The Politics Show 1.00 Match Of The Day Live 3.25 My Family 3.55 Escape To The Country 4.55 Songs Of Praise 5.30 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00am Harry And Toto 6.10 Everything’s Rosie 6.20 Dirtgirlworld 6.35 Jakers: The Adventures Of Piggley Winks 7.00 Basil And Barney’s Game Show 7.30 Arthur 7.55 Leon 8.00 Richard Hammond’s Blast Lab 8.30 Gimme A Break 9.00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 9.30 Roar 10.00 Something For The Weekend 11.30 Film 2011 With Claudia Winkleman 12.00pm FILM: The High And The Mighty (1954) 2.20 EastEnders 4.15 Flog It! 5.15 Ski Sunday

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Curious George 7.25 Monk 7.30 Beyblade: Metal Fusion 7.55 The Cool Stuff Collective 8.20 X-Men 8.45 SpongeBob SquarePants 9.00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 9.25 May The Best House Win 10.25 The Biggest Loser 11.30 This Morning: Sunday 12.30pm Dinner Date 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.30 Columbo: A Friend In Deed 3.30 Midsomer Murders 5.35 Meridian News And Weather 5.50 ITV News & Weather

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 FIS World Championships 7.30 That Paralympic Show 7.55 Battlefront 8.05 Friends 8.35 Friends 9.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 11.35 Glee 12.40pm The Simpsons 1.15 The Simpsons 1.50 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 2.20 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 2.50 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3.20 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 3.55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Time Team

6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Little Princess 8.20 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.35 Family! 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.30 The Milkshake! Show 10.00 K9 10.35 How Do They Do It? 11.05 Cowboy Builders 12.05pm FILM: Muppets From Space (1999) 1.50 FILM: D.A.R.Y.L. (1985) 3.40 Five News 3.50 FILM: Mulan (1998) 5.35 FILM: Space Cowboys (2000)

6.00am LIVE ODI Cricket 11.30 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 12.30pm Football’s Greatest 1.00 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 LIVE NFL: Super Bowl XLV 3.00am Super Sunday: The Last Word 3.30 Scottish Cup Football 4.30 Ford Football Special

6.00 Ray Mears Northern Wilderness Ray Mears goes on an epic adventure into Canada’s unforgiving yet stunning wilderness. For Ray, there is one British pioneer who stands above all others in the exploration of Canada – Samuel Hearne. 7.00 The Funny Side Of Chat Clive Anderson accompanies us through the most embarrassing chat moments on TV, including BA Robertson’s interview with Annabella Lwin and Frank Skinner’s interview with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, as well as his own car-crash TV moments. 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 9.00 Arctic With Bruce Parry Documentary. Bruce Parry travels to the Arctic to meet the remote communities living among the frozen wilderness and to learn how their way of life is changing. 10.00 Match Of The Day 2 Match of the Day 2. 11.00 FILM: Kill Bill Vol 1 (2003) Starring Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Daryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Vivica A Fox, Michael Madsen. Violent samurai thriller. As there’s a part two you can speculate that he’s not finished off in this installment. 12.45am FILM: The Crimson Kimono (1959) 2.05 BBC News

6.05 New You’ve Been Framed! Another chance to catch yesterday’s show. 6.35 Dancing On Ice Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby present a special Las Vegas-themed edition of the celebrity ice dancing competition. Uh huh huh! 8.30 Wild At Heart Strange events are occurring at Leopard’s Den – elephants and lions are found miles away from their usual habitat and crocodiles are discovered dead. Danny and Alice must work fast to solve the mystery before more animals die. Cripes! 9.30 Dancing On Ice: The SkateOff Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby reveal how the public have voted. You’ll kick yourself if your favourite goes and you didn’t call. 10.00 That Sunday Night Show See highlights. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Freddie Flintoff Versus The World Series following former cricketing hero Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff as he travels across the American continent to take part in some extreme sports in competition with other sporting greats. 11.45 Comedy Rocks With Jason Manford 12.35am Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup 1.25 The Zone 2.00 FILM: Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which people compete to be the best dinner-party host. 8.00 Arthur And The People’s Supermarket Chef and ecorestaurateur Arthur Potts Dawson tries to change the way Britons shop by launching a supermarket owned by its customers. 9.00 The Promise Peter Kosminsky’s drama serial about an 18-year-old Londoner who retraces the steps of her grandfather – a peace-keeping soldier in 1940s Palestine – in modern-day Israel. Erin unearths an old diary belonging to her seriously-ill grandfather and decides to take it with her on a summer excursion to Israel with friend Eliza. 10.45 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Guests include Billie Piper, Usher, Russell Tovey, Lenora Crichlow and Sinead Keenan. 11.50 FILM: The Client (1994) Starring Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony LaPaglia. Fast-paced thriller, based on a John Grisham bestseller, about a boy whose life is endangered after he stumbles across vital information about a politician’s murder. 1.55am FILM: Frailty (2001) 3.40 Wedding House 4.35 Brothers And Sisters 5.20 Countdown

6.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team of experts are in Dundee, valuing objects brought along by members of the public. 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Lark Rise To Candleford Costume drama. Daniel is planning a cricket match against a neighbouring village team, who he is convinced cheated in their last match. He is determined to restore Candleford’s honour, but most of Daniel’s regular players are away, and the men of Larkrise are cricketing novices. A humiliating defeat looks certain, until Daniel discovers that the finest batsman in the county is right under his nose. 9.00 Wallander Drama series in which Swedish detective Kurt Wallander investigates a series of violent and terrifying murders in the beautiful setting of Skane, southern Sweden. What connects the shocking suicide of a young woman and the vicious murder of a government minister? Inspector Kurt Wallander’s investigation uncovers wrongdoing and corruption that extends to the heart of the Swedish establishment. 10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 American Football: Super Bowl Live See highlights. 4.00am Weatherview 4.05 News

8.00 Gladiators: Rome Unwrapped Historical documentary exploring Ancient Rome through a study of the Colosseum, which represents Rome in all its glory, ingenuity and brutality. The film reconstructs the opening games of AD 80. 9.00 FILM: Rush Hour (1998) Starring Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Ken Leung, Tom Wilkinson, Elizabeth Pena and Philip Baker Hall. Fasttalking knockabout comedy set in Los Angeles. A Hong Kong cop is called in when the Chinese consul’s daughter is kidnapped. But chaos ensues when he teams up with a flashy LAPD officer assigned to keep him away from the action. 11.05 FILM: Stripes (1981) Starring Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates, P J Soles, Sean Young and John Candy. Madcap comedy about two young good-for-nothings who join the US Army on an impulse but are shocked when they meet their sadistic drill sergeant at basic training. It quickly transpires that their platoon is full of rebellious misfits whose crazy schemes and pranks include a mud-wrestling match with a team of topless waitresses. Just like real life. Hmm. 1.10am SuperCasino 4.00 Cowboy Builders 4.50 Meals In Moments 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football First: Match Choice 7.30 Football First: Match Choice 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.00 Goals On Sunday 12.00pm LIVE Scottish Cup Football 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 LIVE Anglo-Welsh Rugby Union 5.30 LIVE Rugby Union 8.00 ODI Cricket 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00am Spanish Football 1.30 Ford Football Special 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Spanish Football 8.30 LIVE European Tour Golf: Commercialbank Qatar Masters 1.30pm ODI Cricket 3.30 Canter Banter 4.00 Saturday Fight Night 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am IRB Sevens 3.00 Rugby Union 4.30 Close

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12.00pm The Real A & E 1.00 Emergency Animal Rescue (x4) 3.00 The Middle (x2) 4.00 The Simpsons (x4) 6.00 Got To Dance: Semi-Finals 7.30 The Simpsons (x2) 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Hawaii Five0 (x2) 11.00 UK Border Force 12.00am Drug Wars: D.E.A. 1.00 Ross Kemp In The Middle East

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.25 FILM: Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) 9.00 Being Human. See highlights. 10.00 Family Guy (x2) Guy 10.45 American Dad! (x2) 11.30 Being Human 12.30am Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents

7.00pm Coast 7.30 FILM: Cattle Queen Of Montana (1954) 9.00 Ronald Reagan: American Idol 10.40 Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop 11.40 Peter Green: Man Of The World 1.10am Eric Clapton And Steve Winwood Live At Madison Square Garden 2.10 Ronald Reagan: American Idol

2.10pm Corrie Extra: Gary’s Army Diaries 2.40 American Idol: The Auditions (x2) 4.40 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote 5.45 Kasabian: The Hot Desk 6.00 Take Me Out 7.15 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 10.30 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) 12.35am American Idol: The Auditions

7.45am Heartbeat (x2) 9.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.05 A Touch Of Frost 1.15pm Inspector Morse 3.30 FILM: Some Like It Hot (1959) 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.05am A Touch Of Frost 2.45 Home To Roost

9.50am Wife Swap USA (x2) 11.45 Supernanny US (x2) 1.35pm Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 2.40 Make It Or Break It 3.35 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 6.00 Friends (x3) 7.30 90210 8.30 Friends (x3) 10.00 FILM: Date Movie (2006) 11.40 Jason Manford: Live 12.45am Wife Swap USA

1.25pm The Coach Trip (x5) 4.05 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 A Place In The Sun 7.30 The TV Book Club 7.55 My Place In The Sun (x2) 9.00 The Secret Millionaire 10.00 The Homecoming 11.05 Father Ted 11.40 Spaced 12.10am The IT Crowd 12.45 Curb Your Enthusiasm 1.20 Deal Or No Deal 2.15 The Homecoming

1.00pm Star Trek: Nemesis (2001) 3.15 Lifeboat (1944) 5.05 4Films For.... 5.10 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 7.05 NEDS Special 7.10 Meet Dave (2008) 8.55 Never Let Me Go Special 9.00 The General’s Daughter (1999) 11.15 Chain Reaction (1996) 1.15am Asylum (2005) 3.10 NEDS Special 3.20 Black Swan Special

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monday 7 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm & 8.30pm It hardly seems ten minutes ago since Kevin Webster packed his bags and slung his hook out of Sally and the girls’ home and already Sal’s bagged herself a slice of Tyrone cake and now she’s got a new love interest on the Street! Don’t think Rosie and Sophie’ll be too impressed. Plus, Tracy discovers Leanne’s secret!

Dispatches: Tabloids’ Dirty Secrets Channel 4, 8pm It’s all been rather busy on Fleet Street (or wherever the tabloids have located to that’s cheaper to rent), since the phone hacking scandal came to light. From Scotland Yard to Westminster to Downing Street, it was more than a bit of rule bending. Is this a watershed moment for the press?

Glee E4, 9pm He he, ha ha, hoo hoo – this is a corker of an episode for any Rocky Horror Picture Show fan. As a thinly veiled ploy to spend more time with Emma, Mr Schu picks her favourite musical for the Glee club to perform, raising more than a few eyebrows as to its suitability for schoolies to perform. Creatures of the night.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.30 Inside Out Joel Mapp investigates the rise in dog thefts, Kaddy Lee-Preston discovers why the region is the perfect place to learn how to fly. Lots of air stuff? 8.00 EastEnders Whitney makes a dangerous decision, and Janine has a narrow escape when a night at the R&R spirals out of control. 8.30 WikiLeaks: The Secret Story - Panorama Telling all – on WikiLeaks. Something feels askew. 9.00 Outcasts Science-fiction drama series. The human colonists on the planet Carpathia await the arrival of what could be the last transporter from Earth. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker asks the questions in the lighthearted sports quiz. 11.05 Late Kick Off Mark Chapman presents the football magazine show. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 12.20am The Apprentice USA (x2) 1.50 Weatherview 1.55 Sign Zone: Ancient Worlds 2.55 Climbing Great Buildings 3.25 Save My Holiday 4.10 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 The Koala Brothers 9.23 Dipdap 9.25 Big Barn Farm 9.40 Big And Small 9.55 Guess With Jess 10.05 Postman Pat 10.20 Pingu 10.25 64 Zoo Lane 10.40 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.45 Waybuloo 11.05 In The Night Garden 11.35 Ready Steady Cook 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT With George Alagiah 1.00 Due South 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.30 Climbing Great Buildings 3.00 Cash In The Celebrity Attic 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Perfection 5.15 Antiques Road Trip 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 One Man And His Campervan ... went to mow a meadow? 7.00 Escape To The Country A series in which experts help prospective buyers to find their dream home in the country. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Baking Made Easy Lorraine Pascale has got it covered. First, a beautiful tomato and basil tarte tatin that is both simple and stunning.Then classic French bread gets a Spanish makeover with chorizo and thyme fougasse. 9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. So topical we don’t even know what it is yet! 10.00 Episodes Comedy series. Sean’s infatuation with the lovely Pucks! actress Morning Randolph is given an opportunity to blossom when Matt invites the two of them to a charity benefit. Sean realises that his attraction to her may in fact be mutual. Danger Will Robinson! 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Mad Men Drama series which takes an unflinching look at the world of advertising in 1960s New York. 12.10am Island Parish 12.40 BBC News 4.00 Caught In The Web - A Newsround Special 4.30 Talkie Time (x2)

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Hazel struggles to cope as Jackson tries to hide his hurt over Aaron and Flynn. 7.30 Coronation Street See highlights. 8.00 The Lakes Observational documentary series with Rory McGrath. Rory visits one of the biggest annual events in the Lakes – the Windermere Airshow – and meets some of the local volunteers who help run it. At the show, former RAF officer Bill Hartree has to decide whether the cloudy skies are safe enough for the air displays to go ahead. Everybody – BLOW! 8.30 Coronation Street See highlights. 9.00 The Biggest Loser Weight loss contest with Davina McCall. There is no let-up for the seven remaining hopefuls – and with the final only two weeks away, competition really heats up between the blue and black teams. Who will be eliminated this week? Only the scales can decide. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Total Emergency Series following all three emergency services in Sheffield. 11.35 That Sunday Night Show Repeat – what’s the giveaway? 12.05am Grimefighters 12.30 The Zone 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 The Hoobs 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.40 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Frasier 8.35 According To Jim 9.00 Secret Millionaire USA 10.00 Desperate Housewives 10.55 Relocation: Phil Down Under 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 The TV Book Club 12.30 FILM: Sailor Of The King (1953) 2.05 Cookery School 3.10 Countdown 3.55 Deal Or No Deal? 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Warren tries to reassure Theresa that the rumours about Kyle being back are false. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Dispatches: Tabloids’ Dirty Secrets See highlights. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series filmed in a busy maternity ward in Southampton. The stakes are high for two older mums in the labour ward. Julia is about to give birth to her first and possibly only child, while Sara is about to give birth to her third but is terrified after the trauma of a previous delivery. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan chats to Juliette Lewis and Miranda Hart, and The Streets perform a track from new album Computers And Blues. 11.05 The Joy Of Teen Sex Series exploring the sex lives of today’s teenagers. In this episode, 16-yearold Pixie, who has slept with over 20 people, is worried about HIV. 12.10am Party Poker: Premier League Poker 1.10 Mosley 2.05 The Genius Of British Art 3.00 Titanic: The Mission 3.55 Dispatches: Tabloids’ Dirty Secrets 4.50 ER 5.35 Wogan’s Perfect Recall

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6.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Hana’s Helpline 8.50 The WotWots 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.00 The Vanessa Show 11.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.40pm Five News 12.45 Build A New Life In The Country 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 Animal Rescue Squad 3.10 FILM: Lone Rider (2008) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Summer Bay is rocked by the death of a popular character. Alf is released from prison on bail. 6.30 Zoo Days Documentary series from Colchester Zoo, presented by Konnie Huq. Who can’t love Konnie? 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn invetsigates how an underground railway is built, how satellites function and how fresh cut flowers are sent around the world. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. 9.00 Royal Navy: Caribbean Patrol This exciting documentary series follows Royal Navy warship HMS Manchester on her final deployment – a seven-month tour of duty hunting drug smugglers in the Caribbean. (They’re really after Captain Jack.) 10.00 FILM: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) Starring Casper Van Dien, Jolene Blalock, Stephen Hogan, Catherine Oxenberg and Boris Kodjoe. Sci-fi action sequel in which the human race continues its battle against voracious alien bugs. 12.10am America’s Toughest Prisons 1.10 SuperCasino 4.05 The FBI Files 4.55 Rough Guide To Bang For Your Buck 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 House Doctor

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 11.00 Scottish Cup Football 12.00pm Spanish Football 1.30 Ford Football Special 3.00 Spanish Football 4.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 Netbusters 6.30 The Sky Sports Years 7.30 LIVE Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Netbusters 12.30 Football: Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 2.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Kings Of The Snow 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Scottish Cup Football 9.00 PGA Tour Golf 2.00pm European Tour Golf 4.00 NFL: Super Bowl XLV 6.00 Cricket World Cup - Capturing The World Cup 7.00 Cricket World Cup Capturing The World Cup 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes: Victory Down Under 10.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 11.00 Fishing: Bass Fishing 12.00am Cricket: The Ashes: Victory Down Under 2.00 Extreme Carp 2.30 Fishing: Bass Fishing 3.30 Showjumping: Spruce Meadows Presents 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Canter Banter 7.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 10.00 Cricket World Cup 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NFL: Super Bowl XLV 2.00 Kings Of The Snow 2.30 ODI Cricket 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Showjumping: Spruce Meadows Presents 8.00 NFL: Super Bowl XLV 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 2.00 Live WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Close Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Michel Roux’s Service 8.00 Hotter Than My Daughter 8.30 The Lock Up 9.00 Young, Jobless And Living At Home 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Being Human 11.30 Family Guy (x2) 12.15am Young, Jobless And Living At Home 1.15 The Lock Up 1.45 Hotter Than My Daughter

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Children Who Built Victorian Britain 8.30 The Beauty Of Books 9.00 The Birth Of The British Novel 10.00 Out Of The Ashes: Storyville 11.30 Not Cricket 2: The Captain And The Bookmaker 12.25am The Beauty Of Books 12.55 In Their Own Words: British Novelists

1.00pm Emmerdale 1.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Loose Women 5.40 Judge Judy (x2) 7.00 The Cube 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 Secret Diary Of A Call Girl 10.30 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 12.30am Coronation Street

10.40am Inspector Morse 12.45pm Heartbeat 1.50 Born And Bred 2.55 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman 3.55 Daily Cooks Challenge 4.55 Terry And June 5.35 Heartbeat 6.45 Born And Bred 7.50 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Rebus 10.00 Sharpe’s Peril 11.35 Numb3rs 12.35am Inspector Morse

11.10am Smallville: Superman The Early Years 12.05pm Everwood 1.00 Scrubs (x2) 2.00 Hollyoaks 2.30 Gilmore Girls 3.25 Life Unexpected 4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3) 9.00 Glee. See highlights. 10.00 Tool Academy 11.05 Skins 12.10am Scrubs (x2) 1.05 Dirty Sexy Money

3.35pm Location, Location, Location (x2) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Relocation, Relocation 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Relocation, Relocation 10.00 Ruth Watson’s Hotel Rescue 11.05 The Daily Show 11.40 Unreported World 12.10am Relocation, Relocation

12.40pm 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 2.30 Smoky (1946) 4.15 Never Let Me Go Special 4.20 True Grit (1969) 6.50 4Films For.... 6.55 Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004) 8.55 Never Let Me Go Special 9.00 Cellular (2004) 10.50 The Abyss (1989) 1.35am Black Widow (1986)

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