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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Brighton Pride photo special and City In Bloom 05 Tesco Wine Fair It’s time to indulge your inner connoisseur 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News & Jobs Brighton GPs; Rock Choir’s Charlotte Fane; headlines with Phil Mills and city council leader Jason Kitcat 12 Up the Albion! Mark’s dream team; Dean Hammond; Gus Poyet 12 Fiery Foods Festival Chillipepperpete at the hottest festival in town 12 Art At Five Two new artists exhibit at Brighton’s Art At Five 16 Snapshots Juice FM’s Dan Gasser and Andrea Fox 16 Competitions Pet Shop Boys CDs, John Taylor’s book and Spud DVDs 17 Celeb City Norman Cook, Lauren Goodger and Frankie Cocozza 18 Bare Cheek Hetty Kwet on how to compose an email; what’s in 18 Mad Matt Matt gets ready to host a World Record attempt

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19 City Speak Ruby takes a dip; Tasha heads to Oxford

INTERVIEW 14 Style icon and designer Barbara Hulanicki talks to Jeff Hemmings about Biba, Bono and Princess Anne

LIFESTYLE 15 On the cover: Biba And Beyond – Barbara Hulanicki See Barbara Hulanicki’s work at Brighton Museum 20 Hotlist; Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Andrew Kay dines at Chinese restaurant Good Friend

WHAT’S ON 22 Reviews & Bookings Sandi Toksvig, 42nd Street, Pride and Al Murray 24 Latest Previews Kim Cattrell interview, Howlin’ Rain and Paranorman 28 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Horoscopes; Lilyhammer; seven-day TV guide Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless

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Brighton Lights Episode 42 – Pride special Brighton Lights 42 sees Guy Lloyd do Pride 2012 with a little help in Preston Park and on the parade from Alex Turchyn. As we go to press Andy Nicholls’ film has already been watched by a lot of people and the reason I think is that it encapsulates perfectly the two sides of Pride: the political, emotionally delivered by Peter Tatchell and the party creatively thrown by Freemasons and Fatboy Slim and the packed Wild Fruit Dance Tent, the Dame Edna Experience and Legends Cabaret Tent. The glamour and the humour is represented by cabaret star Davina Sparkle while Nicky Mitchell and friends relay the story of women and Pride from The Women’s Performance Tent. Caroline Lucas MP, our mayor Cllr Bill Randall, and council leader Cllr Jason Kitcat add their support and it’s official, Caroline raves! For the first time Pride 2012 was streamed live on internet TV across the world and I'm proud that with Pride TV and Brian Noonan we played a part in that. A small part, because hack but true the real stars of Pride are you. Here's to freedom! Enjoy Andy’s film! Bill Smith, Latest TV If you want to be part of Brighton’s TV channel come to our open democratic meetings at Latest Musicbar every Monday at 5.30pm

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LATEST PEOPLE

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Brighton Pride 2012 & City In Bloom

Brighton Pride 2012 The United Colours of Pride was the theme to this year’s Pride parade and festival held on Saturday 1 September. Festivities started with the annual parade in the morning and went on through the night with music from Fatboy Slim, fresh from his stint at the Olympics closing ceremony. See also Celeb City, p17, and watch our Brighton Lights Pride Special at www.thelatest.tv Photos: Victoria Thompson

Guy Lloyd interviews Fatboy Slim for Latest TV

City In Bloom On Wednesday 5 September, City In Bloom held their prize-giving ceremony at the Friends’ Meeting House. The competition attracted hundreds of entries from residents from all over the city. Deputy Mayor Anne Meadows, City In Bloom Chairman Paul Skelly and MC Simon Schneider (of TV’s Secret Dealers), handed out the awards to the winners. The ceremony was followed by a tea party, courtesy of Donatello. Word & photos: Diana Frangi

Eve Sinfield (winner), Jennifer Curl (winner), Deputy Mayor Anne Meadows, Sue Addis (Donatello)

Denise Taylor (City in Bloom Secretary), Paul Skelly (City in Bloom Chairman)

Heather James ( Chair Brighton Fringe), Stella Richardson (Brighton & Hove Council)

Sheila Jones (Volunteer), Gabrielle Villermet (Volunteer)

Councillor Carol Theobald, MC Simon Schneider (TV presenter Secret Dealers)

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What a lovely bouquet! The Tesco Wine Fair invites us to indulge our inner connoisseur

f you and your friends have always wanted to know more about your favourite wines, then come along to the Tesco Wine Fair. This is a really fun day out for anyone and everyone who enjoys drinking wine, whether you’re a complete novice or you consider yourself a bit of a wine buff. At the Tesco Wine Fair you can taste and explore over 250 still and sparkling wines from all over the world, which will then be available to purchase at a special price. Perfect if you are stocking up for Christmas, planning a big party or even organising a wedding! What’s more, you can meet the people who are actually responsible for producing the wines that you drink, and ask them all those burning questions you’ve always wanted an answer to. You can also take part in a free workshop, or ‘wine walk’, led by experts including TV personality Joe Wadsack. These will help you get to grips with all the basics,

including how to taste a wine and how to match wine with food. The Tesco Wine Fair is coming to The Brighton Centre on Saturday 29 and Sunday 30 September. Tickets are normally £12 each, but we are offering all Latest 7 readers the chance to take advantage of a special 2-for-1 ticket offer on Sunday tickets.

Tesco Wine Fair, The Brighton Centre, Saturday 29–Sunday 30 September 2012. To purchase tickets, visit: www.tescowinefair.com To claim the exclusive 2-for-1 Sunday ticket offer simply enter the promotional code TWF-LATEST-241

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06 LATEST NEWS

latest brighton & hove news IN BRIEF ■ REPAIRS TO CLOSE ONE OF THE

BUSIEST ROADS IN BRIGHTON

North Street in Brighton is due to be closed to traffic next Tuesday and Wednesday (18 and 19 September). The road is one of the busiest in Brighton but the council says that it is in urgent need of repair. The surface deteriorated so badly recently that Brighton and Hove Buses were diverted from what is a key route. The council said that the road would close from 7am on Tuesday and added, “The council apologises in advance for the inevitable disruption this will bring, but these works are for essential safety maintenance on one of the city’s most well-used routes and bus corridors and it is not possible to carry them out without closing the road.” Officials said that they were talking to businesses in the street to let them know about the works and liaising with bus companies to set up alternative routes. The road has been dug up a number of times in recent years. The council said that it was holding talks “with other agencies to find a long-term solution”.

■ MINISTER TO HELP CELEBRATE BRIGHTON’S DIGITAL SUCCESS A House of Commons reception is being held to celebrate the creative and digital sectors in Brighton and Hove today (Tuesday). Ed Vaizey, the Minister for Culture, Communications and Creative Industries, is expected to attend. The lunchtime reception is being hosted by Caroline Lucas, the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion (above), and is sponsored by Wired Sussex and the Coast to Capital Local Enterprise Partnership (LEP). It coincides with the Brighton Digital Festival which takes place throughout September. More than 100 events are scheduled. One event taking place on Wednesday 12 September is Kids’ Code Club. The workshop is designed to show children aged 6 to 16 how to programme a computer using a free tool called Scratch. Parents are also welcome at the event which runs from 4.30pm to 6.30pm at the Dyke Road offices of Cogapp, the digital marketing firm. More information can be found at 2012.brightondigitalfestival.co.uk

■ MENCAP REPORTS BIG SURGE IN CALLS TO CHARITY’S HELPLINE Mencap has reported a 139 per cent surge in calls to its helplines from people with a learning disability and their families. Most of the calls were about community care assessments, personal budget advice and whether people were eligible for help and support. Welfare reforms and rule changes are prompting concern among many of the callers. Mencap said that it had merged its helplines into one freephone helpline to provide information on services which are available to people with a learning disability. The number is 0808 808 1111. Advice is available on employment and housing support, as well as a range of issues including social care, abuse, bullying and health. And specialist helpline advisers can also offer guidance on personal budgets and support plans. The charity’s office in Brighton and Hove said that an estimated 5,320 people in the city have a learning disability. More than 800 receive support from Brighton and Hove City Council to help them live as independently as possible, with more than 250 living in residential care homes.

Sound of success

Charlotte Fane has something to sing about – and she’s sharing her songs with a growing number of other people. Frank le Duc reports

ix weeks before music teacher Charlotte Fane-Barnett was due to get married the school where she taught closed down and she was left without a job. She said, “I didn’t know what I was going to do. But one of my friends is a Rock Choir leader and she was always saying how much she enjoyed it.” Charlotte looked into it and before long she went along to an interview and an audition and shortly after her wedding she was running a Rock Choir of her own. In fact, she runs six Rock Choir sessions a week – two at Varndean in Brighton, two in Haywards Heath at Clair Hall, one in Burgess Hill at St Wilfrid’s Catholic Church and one, near her home in Hove, at the United Reformed Church on Blatchington Road. In Brighton and Hove alone, about 90 to 100 singers have signed up. Charlotte, 31, had been a singing and piano teacher as well as taking music lessons at The Fold school in Hove before it closed. And she still teaches when she’s not running Rock Choir sessions. Her background obviously helps as she brings all sorts of people together to make music and have fun. Rock Choir started just six years ago and has become something of a phenomenon. Its popularity has grown even more since it was the subject of three hour-long television programmes on ITV1 last year. The documentary followed Rock Choir members as they worked towards a huge joint concert at Wembley. At the risk of ‘You’re So Vain’. And, lapsing into cliché, it perhaps appropriately depicted a rollercoaster for the Brighton Rock of emotions. There are they also sing now more than 16,000 “The sound that they make Choir, ‘Waterloo’ by Abba. The members in 200 towns Swedish supergroup and cities up and down is so good it gives me made their the country. breakthrough when So what’s the goosebumps sometimes” they won the attraction? Charlotte Eurovision Song said, “It’s set up for Contest with Waterloo at the Dome in Brighton people who love to sing but never wanted to do it nearly 40 years ago. professionally. They’re the kind of people who say, Charlotte’s choirs begin rehearsals again next ‘I only sing in the shower.’ Or, ‘I just sing along to week and sing for three terms a year, paying £100 the radio in the car.’ They don’t have to read music a term. The sessions last an hour and a half and and they don’t have to audition. It’s all about being the cost covers any extra rehearsals that are laid fun and upbeat. on. This year Rock Choir members won’t be setting “Although most of them come along and say ‘I out on the road to Wembley. They’ve outgrown the can’t sing’, they always sound great as a choir. venue. Instead the choirs in the south are They do really well. They get a chance to perform preparing for a huge gig at the O2 in East London (although they don’t have to) and most of the next July. Those in the north will play at a stadium performances we’ve done this year have been for in Liverpool. charity or for school fetes and Christmas lights. Charlotte said, “When you’ve had a really long And they get a chance to try out for solo spots.” day you can still go to choir and get really The music is accessible – pop, gospel and overwhelmed by it. When I get home it takes me Motown – and Charlotte says that one of her ages to wind down because I’ve had so much fun. It personal favourites is ‘Something Inside So sounds really corny. And the sound that they make Strong’. The Labi Siffre song also features on a is so good it gives me goosebumps sometimes.” couple of Rock Choir albums. Other tracks being For more information call 01252 714276 or visit practised locally include ‘Ain’t No Mountain High www.rockchoir.com ■ Enough’, ‘Love Really Hurts Without You’ and

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Norman Cook rocks Pride, Lauren Goodger visits Brighton & Frankie Cocozza cleans up his act

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Lanes Health and Beauty for a beautiful gel manicure. Brighton resident Katie Price has also been helping Lauren relax after her turbulent time at TOWIE, inviting her to dine with them for boyfriend Leandro’s birthday recently. The two attended a Jeans for Genes fundraiser together, but shunned the rest of Lauren’s cast mates in favour of spending time with Katie’s entourage. Perhaps Lauren is starting to realise that really The Only Way Is Brighton?

Lauren Goodger from TOWIE took a FRANKIE SAYS RELAX break from her beloved town to visit As we settle into another series of the seaside last week, and if her The X Factor, Brighton bad boy tweets are anything to go Frankie Cocozza – who was by she’ll be visiting again famously booted off last soon. The reality TV star, year’s show for his SPOTTED! who has recently been partying antics – has Stephen Manga involved in high-profile shocked the public by Green Wing ta n from king a spats with fellow debuting a whole new, stroll around TOWIE babe Jess grown-up image. North Laine arthe Wright – the sister of Known best for his ea Lauren’s ex-boyfriend floppy hair and low slung Mark – looked carefree as skinny jeans, Frankie posed she enjoyed what our city has to in Reveal magazine in a suit, tie, offer. Brighton provided her a with a shiny shoes and – god forbid – a bit of much needed R’n’R as she got slightly neater hair do! In his ride 2012 was nothing short of fantastic with a definite high point her hair blow dried and visited the interview with the magazine being Fatboy Slim’s killer set culminating in a mash up of ‘Love Is In Frankie spoke about his Celebrity The Air’ – and it most certainly was! Brighton’s very own Norman Cook Big Brother win and opened up rocked the Wild Fruit tent, after the Freemasons more than warmed it up, about the shocking death of his showing just how much dance talent our city has to offer. Unfortunately friend Connor Saunders this year. Alexandra Burke was a no show, tweeting, “Hey Guys, due to circumstances Reeling from the ups and downs out of my control I’m unable to perform at Brighton Pride today, so sorry of his turbulent life Frankie guys.” But to be honest, she missed out on a big one! embarked on an epic blow-out, Spotted at the park were Being Human actor Russell Tovey and Big which finally led to him deciding Brother winner Josie Gibson among others. I’m looking forward to seeing to clean up his act. After words what Pride 2013 has to bring – the event just seems to get bigger! from family, and of course best See also Latest People, p4. pal Gary Barlow (who mentored Frankie on The X Factor last year) Frankie has vowed to leave his party ways behind him and concentrate on his music. Well if he can put as much effort into his singing career as he has in hitting Russell Tovey, the clubs then we can only copyright:BBC Picture imagine the chaos the ex-Longhill s pupil will wreak on the charts!

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Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Etiquette with Hetty Kwet

advises that formal letter-writing rules apply, but with several small changes. There is no need to include an address at the top of the “page”, and instead of “Dear Sir or Madam” or “Dear Mr./Mrs./Miss” the salutation “Yo” is to be used. Rather than the traditional “yours faithfully” or “yours sincerely” one should sign off with the words “in your face”. Oh, and if attaching a Jpeg of a kitten playing the piano or a film clip of a fat person falling down some steps, the words “take a look at this!” should always be in parentheses. Hetty X

Our columnist solves your social behaviour problems. This week: writing an email

In • Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights • Butch and Sundance: The Early Days • Matrix: Reloaded • Jaws: The Revenge • Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows

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Your safe word Dear Colonel, I can’t say I approve of emails; personally speaking, I rely on my trusty Parker fountain pen and a good stock of Basildon Bond, thank you very much, but your frugality is certainly to be applauded. As regards the correct manner of composing an email, Debretts

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• Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason • Speed 2: Cruise Control • Matrix: Revolutions • National Treasure: Book Of Secrets • Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Each week we ask a couple from Brighton’s thriving BDSM Scene what their safe word is. This week: Mr and Mrs Causley of Hove. Their safe word is... “Winnebago.”

Dear Hetty, Due in no small measure to the recent dramatic increase in the price of postage stamps, I have recently purchased a “personal computer” and set up what I believe is called an “email account” as a method of communication. Never having received nor sent an “email” before, I wondered if you could advise me on the correct etiquette when writing one. Do the normal letter-writing rules apply, or are there some other, more modern, guidelines one is supposed to follow? Please advise, as I have no desire to make myself look foolish. Col. Rupert Marchbanks (Retired), Aldrington

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Mad Matt Matt Whistler gets ready for some heat!

ot, hot, hot! Take your most embarrassing moment, feel the moment and intensify it by visualising a million fire crackers travelling through your left ear into your brain, then towards your right ear. You thought it was a walk in the park; complacency and over confidence put you in a dangerous mind-set. Whilst listening to a military drum beat on your MP3, a cocky stride takes you to the destination. The crowd at the venue will be waiting in anticipation; there’s always a thick air and uncertainty that glues everyone together. The previous morning you practise with a small piece, then a bigger piece, then an even bigger piece. You dive into the bath and stick

your high pressure shower head in your gob with gallons of water hurtling past your throat. Emergency services are required but you don’t pick up the phone; you stand tall and salute your chopping board. You can’t afford the luxury of thinking about pain and drop a glass cup on your big toe to prove to yourself that being invisible is key to the success. Only the hardcore pull through; wimps will shrivel and disappear into a puff of patheticness... I’m geared to host the Man Vs Fire event in the Fiery Foods Chilli Festival (FFCF) on Friday 14 September and will be wearing a weighted Trilby to prevent it from shooting up in the air. Toot toot, all aboard! You thought a can of ginger beer had some kick... you thought wrong.

Don’t make me do it, no don’t... Oh go on then!

Warning: do not try this at home. Come and see a fine mixture of funny psychos at the FFCF in the annual chilli-eating competition. They mean business. It’s in Victoria Gardens 14–16 September. On Friday I will be wearing my highaltitude pressure release boots just in case I take off and my feet start expanding. Wear your fire retardant gloves and check out www.fieryfoodsuk.co.uk and http://bit.ly/Qoe7dV

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CITY SPEAK

Life begins at 70 Ruby Grimshaw swaps the saddle for the pool

Teen spirit Tasha Dhanraj looks to the future

went for a longer than usual The stiffness wore off straight hack the other day with some away, which was a relief, as this friends – past the Spooky Trees meant it wasn’t arthritis and I did (a lot of mishaps there in the not need to join the NHS waiting past!), up the Sheep Field (now list for new hips. But it has made empty of livestock and ideal for a me realise that if I want to carry canter), left onto the South Downs on riding, I need to add swimming Way, round the Jack and Jill to my daily routine. This is in Windmills, alongside the golf addition to yoga, meditation, piano course and finally back home to practise and writing. How did I the stables. In manage to do total, not more without all this than two hours, self improvement which is nothing when I was “I now know compared to my working? five hours a day in what it must have I did not fancy the saddle in India facing the frenetic in February. So I atmosphere of the felt like to be a was horrified to two main find that when I medieval knight” swimming pools tried to dismount, so I was delighted my knees and hips to find a smaller appeared to be one off the beaten stuck. I now know what it must track which had adult – and even have felt like to be a medieval women – only sessions. It’s not knight, waiting for his knave to that I dislike children, but they do come along with a hoist to heave take up a lot of room in a pool. him out of the saddle. However, swimming endless I did not want the shame of lengths up and down has proved asking for help, so I lifted my to be a bit boring, even when right leg over the horse’s neck breaking it up with sessions of and let it drop in front of the exercises. I think it is time saddle, then slid down to the someone invented a type of ground slowly, joking to everyone waterproof Kindle so that one that I fancied myself as John could read as one ploughs up and Wayne. (He had a reputation for down. And I’m still a little hurt that being very hard on his horses, to when I went to pay, I was given a the point of cruelty. But I won’t tell concession without requesting my brother that because J.W. was one. They could have pretended to his childhood hero.) ask!

he time has come. I am going Sussex. Sussex has been my to university. I am Frodo home for my entire life. I know the leaving the Shire, but instead streets and the shops and the of going on a quest to destroy a best place to sit down for an ring I am going to get a degree, afternoon of people watching. I and I won’t have Ian McKellen by don’t know anything about Oxford. my side telling me that it’s all I’ve only been there twice! What if going to be alright. there isn’t an Oxford equivalent to My anxiety kicked in about a Infinity Foods? Where will I get week ago. I stay awake every my brown risotto rice? night, panicking about everything The truth is, whilst Oxford will from whether I’ll make friends to never replace Brighton, in time whether I will have to buy an I will find new favourite shops adapter plug to charge my and I will get to know the area. I toothbrush. I’ve have grown so gone through every much over the last possible outcome of few years that I “I worry that every possible know I will be OK. scenario that might Unfortunately, people will arise, from leaving Brighton accidentally telling mean saying make fun of my will my tutor that I goodbye to my never looked at the laundry basket” weekly column. I reading list, to want to use this having my bike opportunity to say stolen. I’ve made lists of all the thank you so much to all of my things I think I might need, only to readers and all the amazing staff worry that people will make fun of at The Latest. my laundry basket. I will still be contributing to The Fear is a great emotion to Latest from Oxford, but after over have if you’re being attacked by two years of Teen Spirit, I have a bear, but there’s no point in grown up and changed a lot, and being scared of the future. What so it feels like now is a good time to will I achieve by getting my end this chapter. knickers in a twist about whether I have genuinely loved writing I will be able to afford bounce this column and I hope you’ve all sheets or not? enjoyed reading it. I’m not just scared by the Goodbye, Brighton. I’ll see you prospect of going to university, soon, and until then, I wish you though. I’m scared of leaving the best.

‘How to make friends and influence people’ and she certainly came across as someone who knew what she was talking about.”

The Eco Spot – “Recently we have looked at some great papered options for walls and how to add smatterings of colour to your interior with decals, but today we are looking at paint. Specifically, recycled paint. Eco paints are generally becoming much easier to find, with many companies creating VOC free, organic or natural paints suitable for both the domestic and commercial markets but recycled paint is still something which a lot of people are not too familiar with...”

Latest Blogs Read all these and more, now online at www.thelatest.co.uk Barclay Thompson’s Clear Business – A six-step programme for getting the best out of your banking relationship: “It is quite likely that your bank is, or should be, a critical element in your business’s growth strategy. Even if your business is completely selffunding your bank is still a very important supplier of services and can also be a valuable resource. Like any business relationship, your relationship with your bank manager should be based upon a mutual understanding of each other’s needs...” Café Dharma – “The recent Fresh Air Meet-up I went to was a presentation by Charlotte Austin who knows a thing or two about communication skills. She comes from the Dale Carnegie school of

Julie Hayward – Weeding out her friendships: “I’ve heard the term ‘frenemy’ – ’friends’ that are pleased when things go wrong for you, but I’ve got a ‘friendcouldn’tgiveadamn’. The term ‘it’s all about ME’ was made for her. I’ve noticed recently that if the subject isn’t about her, she loses interest fast. She had a job crisis – they occur regularly. Every time we’d meet I’d get a detailed account of her latest work drama – I was on first name terms with her work colleagues, though we’d never met.”

LV Loves – Fifty Shades Of Greek: “I’m not quite sure how I found myself back in the arms of The Greek recently. I could blame Fifty Shades Of Grey; I was in full throes of my love affair with Christian Grey at the time of texting him, who knows, but there I was texting The Greek to join me at my friend’s party. My friends spent the rest of the night looking at me in disbelief that this was really the man they had heard about in previous years! One even told me off and refused to ever call him The Greek again, but instead by his real name (which of course was a huge surprise to them, a real Sex And The City ‘Big’ moment apparently).

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

Mediterraneo Deli

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleysfishandchips.co.uk

The Hove Bank

The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs is the new sister restaurant of The Old Bank, offering great service in a grand café restaurant setting with pavement seating on the south east corner of beautiful Palmeira Square. Serving delicious locally sourced steaks, ribs, burgers and salads, home-made vanilla ice cream, a delicious wine list both at lunchtime and in the evenings, and all at great value for money – especially their specials menu with three courses for £10.95 at lunchtimes and midweek before 7pm. Opening hours: Mon–Thurs 12pm–2pm and 5pm–9.30pm, Fri–Sat 12pm–10pm and Sun 12pm– 9.30pm. The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com

The Foragers

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award winning beer garden while the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades they are offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Gallery Brighton – The Lanes

This restaurant boasts one of the finest outdoor heated street terraces in Brighton. The Gallery offers the very finest locally sourced steak and seafood, all served in a friendly unpretentious environment. Located in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery is a must for those looking to get into the Brighton swing of things. With live music played on the terrace day and night this restaurant is a must next time you are out and about in the Lanes. They offer a great value lunch (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menu (2 courses for £15.95). Food is served all day. The Gallery Restaurant, 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A great wine list complements wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. Open all day bank holidays and now the garden is open. The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Townhouse – Kemp Town

The Townhouse Piano Bar and Restaurant is the perfect destination for those looking to relax in the heart of Kemp Town while enjoying their favourite tipple and the finest local summer menu, and listening to live piano every night of the week. The restaurant has won the ‘Top 10 Restaurants In Brighton’ and is independently owned by a local family. It boasts an amazing lunch and evening menu with locally sourced steaks, lamb, vegetarian and seafood. They offer amazing value set lunch menus (2 courses for £10.95 ) and evening menus (2 courses for £15.95 ), Mondays – Thursdays and the best roasts in town on Sundays from £9.95. The Townhouse – Kemp Town, 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Brighton

French

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet Meal Deal only £3.99 and £2 for beer or soft drink! (Offer valid from 3 September to 20 October 2012.) Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Cocoa Patisserie

Chaula’s Lewes

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is homemade on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412, www.cocoabrighton.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm, The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. The Hove Bank

The Chilli Pickle

No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415, www.newsteinehotel.com

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of awardwinning King Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too. The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK Restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm Closed Tuesdays. Booking essential. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you the best tasting, truly genuine and most authentic Sicilian food. The family-run deli offers mouth-watering daily specials, birthday cakes made to order and typical Sicilian products. They enjoy catering for all events from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Every dish is prepared and served fresh to order with ingredients genuinely sourced from Sicily. Open 9am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10am –3pm Sat. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Sawadee

Italian

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

Donatello

The Green Mango

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove. This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and they’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!) The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay returns to a favourite oriental eatery The Good Friend Chinese Restaurant

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uch as I love Brighton there are still things, 25 years on, that I miss about London. I miss the markets and the theatres, and I really miss the Chinese restaurants. I know that Brighton has a few, some of which I like a lot. There is much to be said for the stylish food at Gars for instance, delicious every time, in great surroundings and with superb service, too. No, what I miss is pretty basic: the Soho style Chinese with meat hanging in the window and a chef hovering over a steaming cauldron of chicken broth. The thought of it is making my mouth water. The craving for this kind of food always sends me to one place – The Good Friend on Preston Street. Here I find some of those old favourites, and also some new. So when Mr R and Mr L suggested we do Sunday lunch, my craving for the orient steered us back. The Good Friend is a pretty enough restaurant, not a spit-and-sawdust affair, but with none of the pretension of some that I might mention. And the staff are a delight, always welcoming me back as if I am a long lost relative. When I first started going there, back in pre-history, there was a menu of dishes all in oriental characters. I asked what they were and the waiter back then suggested that I might not like them, as they were rather more for Chinese tastes. I persisted, and found several dishes that I liked a lot and one that never fails to put a huge grin on my face. Anyone beginning to wonder if I eschew the delights of popular Cantonese dishes should not worry; I like those too, but in balance. There is a format to going to the Good Friend that involves everyone reading the menu before putting it down and asking me to order. I like that, because I can order my favourites, throw in a few popular choices and hey presto, a feast. So to start it was their salt and pepper squid, which in my view is the best in town, piping hot, tender and liberally sprinkled with fresh chilli, garlic, salt and spring onion. I married this to a plate of ribs, the dry ones which taste great but are a much cleaner way to start a meal. For good measure we had some sesame prawn toast too, and some prawn crackers. I had ordered jasmine tea, but after a few moments spotted the look of disappointment on Mr R’s face and ordered a bottle of house white, which is better than average and very inexpensive by today’s standards. Our table went quiet as we tucked in. For our main course I indulgently ordered my two favourite dishes. I simply love having a plate of the mixed roast meats, the ones hanging in the window and served at room temperature. You can choose three so I went for the char sui sweet glazed pork loin, crispy pork belly and roast duck. The char sui always satisfies that need for sweet and salt, and it was as good as ever. The crispy belly pork was great, the right balance of lean meat and sweet fat and the crackling

really crackled. The duck was sublime. The thin skin, all the fat rendered away, was the colour of French polished mahogany, crisp and addictive. The flesh below was sweet and succulent, yielding to the slightest pressure from a chopstick (I think a fork would work equally well, but when in...). To balance this I ordered Mr R’s favourite deep fried chilli beef. It was good, not my favourite as I fail to see what the need for the beef is when it is cut so fine, but the sauce had a pleasing effect and the crunch added texture. A plate of steamed pak choi with garlic always goes down well. It’s amazing how pleasing a simple plate of greens can be when done well and all three of us tucked into this with relish. So finally, to my favourite dish – a braised beef brisket in a hot-pot. I found this years back on the secret menu, and have been enjoying it ever since. Brisket is a pretty cheap cut, but like all cheap cuts, when cooked with skill has more flavour then any fillet steak will ever have. At Good Friend they cook it with star anise, cinnamon and heaven only knows what else to create an unctuous stew that is rib-stickingly good and packed with flavour. You will find a bit of sinew here and there, but you eat around it, and remember that it all adds to the flavour. Simply writing about it makes me want to go back and eat it right this minute. I rank this dish as being up there, perhaps even in my top ten dishes of all time. We had a bowl of steamed rice to eat with our meats, one being quite enough given that I don’t eat that much rice, especially when there is meat to eat, and we almost polished off the lot, just a few scraps here and there had us beaten. How much did this cost? Well, it was a delightfully impressive £77 (£26 a head or thereabouts) for the Latest 7 supports three of us, including service and our wine. I reckon that is pretty good value, especially when you consider how much delicious food we ate. In truth, there was certainly enough for four, perhaps with a little more rice. Good Friend Chinese Restaurant, 24 Preston Street, Brighton, BN1 2HN, VOTE NOW 01273 779836 www.brightonfoodawards.com

Light bites Jamie gets his skates on Jamie Oliver’s Fabulous Feasts will create this year’s ‘pop-up’ restaurant and bar at the beautiful Brighton Royal Pavilion Ice Rink, making it the perfect Christmas party destination with a 15 per cent discount for bookings of ten or more before 20 September, organisers have announced. Shella Parkin, managing director of Laine Ltd which manages the ice rink, said: “We are thrilled to have Jamie Oliver’s Fabulous Feasts team on board and aim to offer the best skating and food experience yet at the Royal Pavilion Ice Rink.” Jamie Oliver’s Fabulous Feasts is a partnership between Jamie and fresh food expert Nigel Harris. They use Jamie’s passionate, entertaining and relaxed approach to food and dining to deliver delicious menus for events and locations throughout Britain. But great events aren’t just about

gorgeous food – Jamie’s vision and inspiration for Fabulous Feasts was to create something fresh and exciting that brings new ideas to the catering world. With delicious food, served by wonderful people in new and interesting ways, Fabulous Feasts is set to become one of the UK’s leading catering companies. “I’m really excited to be teaming up with Brighton Royal Pavilion Ice Rink to add some festive flavour! Fabulous Feasts will be serving up a whole range of gorgeous festive drinks and dishes made from great quality British produce. With the incredible Royal Pavilion as the venue, it’s going to be a beautiful place to celebrate Christmas and get together with friends and family. Make sure you come and see us and get involved in all the festivities,” said Jamie. The hugely popular real ice rink is now in its third year and will be open to the public from 10 November to 20 January. It promises to be as romantic and twinkly as ever, whilst offering a new and exciting twist with Jamie Oliver’s food and drink offer.

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REVIEWS

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ROLE MODEL

SANDI TOKSVIG, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 1 September 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪

n a few all too short hours Sandi Toksvig confirmed her place as one of the great female role models of the modern age – and the funniest too. With little more than a few slides she managed to give the audience a potted history of her life and family, and history is the passion it would seem that drives her most. Born Danish, raised in New York and then exiled to an English girls’ public school it is also clear why she is so fascinated by language. In fact the woman is remarkably academic, well read and articulate and she uses these skills to power her performance. I might add that she does this without ever seeming like she is showing off, it’s all tinged with a self-deprecating modesty that appears to be quite genuine. In a nutshell she is simply adorable. The first half of the evening was dedicated to the foibles of her own life, being a parent, shopping, taking a bus and dealing with the fact that in her role as an entertainer she has become to some extent public property. She also talks about travelling as a woman alone with men, hilarious stuff which had the male members of the audience sniffing their armpits. In the second half she talked about her writing and her new novel ‘Valentine Grey’ from which she read beautifully. Few of us knew that we British had invented internment camps back in the Boer Wars, but there it was, a poignant moment in an evening that balanced fun with well-placed social and political comment. Toksvig is pure gold – I am sure the audience would have sat there and listened for two more hours. Andrew Kay

ELGAR, BRUCH & DVORAK, WORTHING SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, NICOLA BENEDETTI (VIOLIN)

Starting with Elgar’s stirring Froissart Overture, conductor John Gibbons demonstrated his orchestra’s superior quality and the hall’s excellent acoustics. Then came Bruch’s 1st Violin Concerto. Now, does Nicola Benedetti live up to all the hype? Oh yes, and much more. The capacity audience certainly enjoyed “World-class music on your doorstep”, a real treat: impassioned, sensuous and so very musical. I had just about calmed down by the second half, a well-judged performance of Dvorak’s 7th Symphony – any more bounce in the scherzo and we’d have been dancing out of our seats. What a brilliant start to the new season! Coda: Nicola Benedetti also played the same concerto at The Last Night of the Proms on Saturday 8

September (Radio3/BBC2). Assembly Hall, Worthing 2 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Connal

42ND STREET

I love the concept of a show within a show: it offers the audience a behind the scenes look into the world of show biz, proving the glamour and sparkle we see on show isn’t often the case backstage. Set in 1933 New York during the Great Depression, 42nd Street combined stunning choreography, a large number of set designs and costume changes to fabulous effect. The ‘Shadow Waltz’ used lighting to create a striking number that proves you don’t need the larger theatres in order to make an impact. Marti Webb as Dorothy stole the show with her solo number ‘I Only Have Eyes For You’; Dave Willett as Julian Marsh charmed us the whole way through, and Jessica

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 23 Punch as Peggy was perfectly cast for her comedy timing. She was the small fish in a big pond, an innocent girl who dared to dream big, and pulled it off. I was certainly rooting for her. While other characters’ American accents dipped in and out on occasion, the dancing and timing of the entire ensemble for the finale was spot on. A strong cast and a great show. Congress Theatre, Eastbourne, 4 Sept ✪✪✪✪✪ Zara Baker

APPLES AND EVE

There are a glut of female singer songwriters at the moment, but this debut EP launch for local band Apples & Eve amply demonstrated the skill of front lady Eva Howells, who combines great stage craft with economic and skillful songwriting, a terrifically versatile voice along with an excellent backing band who all make their presence felt, making this as much a band effort as a vehicle for Howells. Musically, it’s a mixed palette that veers towards the darker end of the spectrum, helped along by the slightly Balkan and European feel of the rhythms and beats that befit a more cabaret style setting. Howells is just 20, and there’s plenty of promise here. Komedia, 5 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Jeff Hemmings

L7 Bookings On sale this week… AL MURRAY THE PUB LANDLORD – THE ONLY WAY IS EPIC DVD RECORDING Theatre Royal Brighton, 3.30pm & 7.30pm, 30 Sept 2012, £26.50, 0844 8717650, www.atgtickets.com Be a part of comedy DVD history as Al Murray aka The Pub Landlord records his brand new show The Only Way is Epic for Universal DVD at Theatre Royal Brighton. Only the tenth date on his tour which continues right through to December, this is fresh as a daisy and ten times as funny.

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as well as a spot at one of the Festival’s own line up shows.

TIME OUT LIVE'S FRIDAY NIGHT FREAKSHOW

The Old Market, 12 Oct 2012, £15, 01273 673311 www.brightoncomedyfestival.com After smash hit sell-out shows in 2010, 2011 and 2012 at London's Southbank Festival, Friday Night Freakshow is ready and raring to take on Brighton Comedy Festival! Plus post show party! Over 18s only.

SARAH MILLICAN – HOME BIRD

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 25-26 Apr 2014, £25, 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Make a note of the date – this is for 2014, so that’s the year after next. The British Comedy Award's Queen of Comedy Sarah Millican is giving up the party scene (Ann Summers), easing off on the drinking (fizzy pop equals wealthy dentists) and is settling down (taking her bra off). Determined to put down some roots, she now has a cat (furry baby) and even a tree (she has a lot of mugs).

After a period of not attending Brighton Pride in Preston Park, this year I chose to return. My absence was political. I was hating the politics, but all that seems to have been resolved, money is making its way to charities and the core of what Pride always was; political and social campaigning are back and it is all the better for that. Ticketing, contentious as it has been, does mean that it feels safer and by Sunday the park was cleaner than ever before at that stage. On the day I had fun but I bemoan the lack of a focal point, a main stage for those of us who value our ear drums and don’t want to dance and I was mystified in the market by a woman with a sex toy strapped to her knee? Bars were easy to access, but at £4 a beer, pricey, and I missed being able to take my own picnic, as I do not wish to eat the food on offer. All that said, three cheers for the return of a Pride that can once again be proud. Preston Park and Brighton, 1 Sept 2012, ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Kay Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

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Brighton Centre, 15 Feb 2013, £tbc, 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Signed to Syco Music, Little Mix have wasted no time in wowing live arenas and huge crowds on The X Factor Tour, at T4 On The Beach and as special guests on JLS’s 2012 summer tour. Their debut headline tour follows the triumphant number one single ‘Wings,’ and their debut album, due for release in November.

CONVERGE + SUPPORT

Concorde 2, 1 Dec 2012, £13 + booking fee, 01273 673311 www.concorde2.co.uk Following the news that American hardcore metal band Converge are on the cusp of releasing their 8th studio album All We Love We Leave Behind (out 9th October), this much anticipated extensive tour of the US and Europe is guaranteed to delight their UK fans. The show includes support from Touche Amore, A Storm Of Light and The Secret.

THE SQUAWKER AWARDS

Komedia, 17 Oct 2012, £12/10, 0845 293 8480 www.komedia.co.uk/brighton In association with Komedia and Jill Edwards Comedy Workshops/Comic Boom. Dave’s Brighton Comedy Festival are very excited to announce their brand new comedy competition – The Squawker Award! The winner will receive a cash prize,

TOP 10

1 Give Her The Gun Equinox 2 Panos Christofi Sunshine 3 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 4 Seedhead Rollercoaster 5 The Fadadoo Project Lost In A Crowd 6 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 7 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 8 Coda Luna Folie a Deux 9 Drewvis Estoy Esperando 10 Maria Mcateer – Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away Give Her The Gun’s ‘Equinox’ refuses to budge from Number One, as again it remains at the top spot this week, yet it may have hot competition from Seedhead with their catchy song ‘Roller coaster,’ which keeps on moving up the top five, now sitting at four. You hold the power over the chart by listening to your favourite tracks online. Calling all musicians, why not submit your own songs so you can battle it out to be the most listened to band in Brighton. A great way to be apart of the music scene.

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Brighton Dome Studio, Brighton Dome, 26-27 Oct 2012, £12/10, 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org London tells two heartrending stories of family and the choices they make for the precious things they love. Simon Stephens is an Olivier Award Winning playwright. His productions include Harger Regan at National Theatre and Punk Rock at Lyric Hammersmith and a UK Tour. This is the UK Premiere production of London.

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STAGE: MAN EATER Kim Cattrall talks to Al Senter about playing Cleopatra at Chichester Festival Theatre

Antony and Cleopatra in her native Liverpool. Then, as now, the production was in the hands of director Janet Suzman, herself a notable Cleopatra in the 1970s. Kim is relishing the opportunity of revisiting the part and Antony & Cleopatra exploring the character in all her Festival Theatre, Chichester many facets. Until Sat 29 September “Peter Hall once said to me, when I Box office 01243 781312 told him I was about to make my first www.cft.org.uk trip down the Nile, that it’s Cleopatra’s changeability that is the key. It is that Sherlock Holmes changeability that makes playing her – A Study In Fear! such a challenge," says Kim. “She’ll Connaught Theatre, Worthing suddenly switch moods in the middle Tue 11–Sat 15 September of a line, sometimes even in the Box office 01903 206206 middle of a word. She is a Queen, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk highly intelligent with an extraordinary quickness of cunning Blue/Orange and wit. It’s fascinating to think how Theatre Royal Brighton powerful she was, especially for her Thu 13–Sat 22 September time. She had long relationships and Box office 08448 717650 children with two of the most powerful www.atgtickets.com/brighton men in the known world: first Julius Caesar and then Mark Antony. “Shakespeare really does so much of the work for you. If you know where to look for it. What strikes me is how every character in it is given a full internal life by Shakespeare. Even Mardian, the eunach, is given dreams of fulfilment. A longing for ‘more than life’ in two lines.” Central to the play is the contrast between austere, puritan, censorious Rome and Egypt where, according to his critics, Antony has been corrupted, sinking into a life of idleness and sheer indulgence. This tension can be seen in Antony’s character between his political interests in Rome and his heart’s desire in Egypt. Cleopatra must wait on her lover’s decision. Could the emotional insecurity caused by their situation be one of the keys to the character? “She’s with a married man – how much more insecurity do you need?" Kim responds. “She doesn't know what’s happening when Antony is out of sight. Where is he? Who is he with? Fulvia, his first wife, or Octavia, his second? I’m really enjoying playing those scenes with Michael [Pennington]. He has such strength but also a vulnerability with her. He’s weak at the knees for her ‘in Egypt my pleasure lies’.” Antony & Cleopatra, Festival Theatre, Chichester Until Saturday 29 September Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk

or two thousand years she’s been known as the most powerful, intelligent and seductive woman of all time, a woman who captivated everybody who came within her orbit. Cleopatra has continued to work her magic through the centuries and though it must be a daunting task to bring her to life, every actress worth her salt longs to play her one day. Now it’s Kim Cattrall’s turn to step up to the plate for a second time to give her Serpent Of The Nile. As the woman who created Samantha Jones, the voluptuous man-eater, and played her through several series and two feature films of Sex And The City, the part could scarcely be in better hands. Kim has enjoyed a long and distinguished career on stage, in film “It’s fascinating to and TV and theatre in Toronto, New York and in London’s West End where most think how powerful recently she appeared as Amanda in she was, especially Noël Coward’s Private Lives. It’s two years since Kim first played the for her time” Egyptian queen in Shakespeare’s

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 25 CLUBS: SUNDOWN The Sunday party for everyone, where DJ Jon Byrne plus special guests play nu-disco, house and deep house every week. Plenty of seating inside the club and outside on the terrace makes this a very relaxed way to spend a Sunday night. The Honey Club, Sun 16 Sept, 11pm–3am, free CLUBS: SHAKE, HOLLA AND ROLL Playing sounds of the ’40s, ’50s and R’n’B. Shake, holla and roll to vintage tunes from a box of dusty old 45s. Chaps, don’t miss The Chop House Salon upstairs, where ’50s-style hairdresser Michael Allen runs the city’s only saloon salon, with all styles of vintage haircuts available. The Mesmerist, Fri 14 Sept, 9pm–2am, free MUSIC: ALLO DARLIN’ This twee-pop London outfit led by Australian ukulele-toting songbird Elizabeth Morris, make sophisticated, jangly and joyous pop gems, like a less dark Belle and Sebastian. Very much from the DIY school of music making, they have gained a hardcore following who just can’t get enough of their quintessentially English take on indie. The Haunt, Wed 12 Sept, 7pm, £8 MUSIC: GINGER BAKER’S JAZZ CONFUSION Legendary rock drummer, Ginger Baker, renowned for his

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late ’60s work with Cream and Blind Faith, is more of a jazz fusion man these days. Teaming up with tenor saxophonist Pee Wee Ellis (ex-James Brown), bassist Alec Dankworth, and African percussionist Abass Dodoo, expect exacting and progressive afro-jazz originals. The Old Market, Sun 16 Sept, 7pm, £22 MUSIC: JESCA HOOP With nods to Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, and Vashti Bunyan, Jesca Hoop’s offbeat, dreamy folk and blues pop came to the attention of the UK via Elbow’s Guy Garvey, an early champion, touring with Elbow before being encouraged to move to Manchester from America. Her Hunting My Dress album drew critical acclaim while recent album The House That Jack Built is another step forward for this most beguiling of artists. Green Door Store, Mon 17 Sept, 7.30pm, £8

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MUSIC: HOWLIN’ RAIN Don’t let the name fool you! A rare ray of sunshine is coming to Brighton

ade up of bandleader/composer/guitarist/singer Ethan Miller, Raj Ojha on drums, Cyrus Comiskey on bass, Joel Robinow on keys and vocals, and Isaiah Mitchell on guitar and vocals, Howlin’ Rain generate an elemental force together, nigh-on-perfect rock ’n’ roll. They breathe new life into familiar territory previously explored by the likes of Santana, The Allman Brothers, Rod Stewart-era Jeff Beck, Free, The Black Crowes, and classic rock in general, incorporating all those elements and more within their classic rock/prog hybrid. And yet, it eschews retro for retro’s sake, the crisp production pinpointing it in the here and now. For instance the Santanesque salsa rock rhythms of Phantom In The Valley features electronics and trumpet towards the end of the song. It’s pitch-perfect... “There was a point when we were really trying to blend Jimi Hendrix’s Electric Ladyland, Steely Dan’s Gaucho and Bruce Springsteen’s Darkness On The Edge Of Town," says Ethan Miller. While the urban cool of Steely Dan may be a little off the mark except in the final track, ‘Still Walking, Still Stone’, there is no doubting that like Steely Dan they are into crafting sophisticated cuts that aren’t predictable in their outcomes and yet flow like the best of them – compositionally it’s not so much ‘Wham Bam Thank You Mam’ as ‘Pretzel Logic’... Their third album, The Russian Wilds, is already being heralded as a classic; a rapturous, ambitious and exhilarating long player that even has, shock of shocks, decent artwork that recalls the playful and surreal work of previous masters such as Hipgnosis, the design team responsible for many of Pink Floyd’s sleeves. Howlin’ Rain are like a British summer: a rare ray of sunshine. The Haunt, Tuesday 11 September, 7.30pm, £12 follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: ED EALESWHITE: CHAMPIONS A collection of diverse, likeable, relatable and, most importantly, funny characters representing the unsung heroes of the United Kingdom. A relentless hour of heartbreaking, heart-filling and heartpumping comedy. From the writer and performer in sketch group Clever Peter (BBC Radio 4), Ed Eales-White. Upstairs At Three And Ten, Sat 15 Sept, 8pm, £8/6

COMEDY: CHARITY CHUCKLE Raising awareness of local charities and providing topclass entertainment with an eye to future comedy stars

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COMEDY: JULIAN CLARY: POSITION VACANT, APPLY WITHIN (PRE-TOUR WARM-UP) Master of camp Julian Clary is scouring the land in search of love. He’s promised to leave no straight unturned. A glass of Blue Nun may be available to those who make an effort or anyone named Jason. But please bring your own confetti. Recommended for ages 16+. The Old Market, Fri 14 Sept, 8pm, £16

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harity Chuckle has a real knack for grabbing some of the best up-andcoming comedians around and booking them just as they’ve started to win plaudits, television appearances and radio spots. So, with this in mind, it was with great glee but no surprise that it was heard that their September headliner is this year’s winner of the Funny’s Funny 2012 national competition: Sam Savage. Sam’s comedy funny bones have been entertaining us for a while, her unique off-the-wall and slightly batty persona has been gathering momentum, playing smaller spots at Charity Chuckle (now there’s an eye for a talent in a pair of bookers!) and now holding her own at the top of the bill as this month’s headliner. Kerry Herbert All profits from the evening will be going to the British Heart Foundation, an organisation that support act Dave Blood Jim Holland has been involved with for some time, having had major heart surgery at the beginning of this year and been an avid fundraiser for, for some years. With sponsored exertion out of the picture for the time being he suggested a Charity Chuckle show might be his way of contributing to the cause. CC organisers and gigging comics Jim Holland and Kerry Herbert were happy to oblige. Jim and Kerry have a great track record on booking some of the best, with previous headline and support acts including two of 2012’s Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award 2012 nominees – David Trent and James Acaster, as well as such comedy luminaries as Angelos Epithemiou, Brian Gittens, Zoe Lyons and many more. In the last year alone the regular monthly comedy nights have raised over £3,500 for a variety of charities, mostly local, nurturing strong roots in the community and supporting those that need it most – and ensuring a great night out for all. Other acts on this month’s bill include Graham Collard, Kayo, Mike Cox, Alex Petrovic and Melissa Moreman. A sneak peek at October’s (Tuesday 9) fundraiser for Amaze offers further treats, with Nick Helm headlining fresh from collecting rave reviews at the Edinburgh Fringe. With this calibre of acts consistently headlining, it’s well worth becoming a regular punter – giving something back to your community and getting your fill of cutting-edge comedy breakthroughs all in one place. Latest Musicbar, Tuesday 11 September, 8.30pm, £8/5

COMEDY: LAUGHTERMARKET A raucous evening of comedy in Hove, with Juliet Meyers headlining and support from Johnny Wardlow, Philip Wragg and Daniel Rhino Fardell. MC’d by Sami Stone. The Old Market, Thurs 13 Sept, 8pm, £3. EVENTS: FIERY FOODS UK CHILLI FESTIVAL Fiery Foods Chilli Festival returns with new exhibitors, live music, cookery demos, lots of competitions and most importantly, the infamous chilli-eating contest. There’s plenty of stalls selling imported chilli sauces and seeds, chilli chocolate, chilli chutneys, and also hot food

stalls with plenty of multi-cultural chilli themed menus! Victoria Gardens, Fri 14–Sun 16 Sept, Fri 5pm–10pm, Sat 11am–9pm, Sun 11am–6pm, £4 earlybird or £10 weekend ticket, www.fieryfoodsuk.co.uk

EVENTS: OVER THE MOON FESTIVAL The arty festival boasts a music lineup which includes Black Cat Bone, Boy Com, Carnival Collective, Dan Clews, Dirty Divine and Kalakuta Millionaire to name a few. With plenty of family activities for folk of all ages too, including trampolining, circus skills, face painting, music workshops and even a touring train. The Weald, near the Sussex Downs, Fri 14–Sun 16 Sept, www.overthemoonfestival.com EVENTS: UK GLBTQ FICTION MEET The third annual meet for readers, writers, reviewers and fans of GLBTQ fiction. This convention has panels, guest speakers and throws out links to publishers, editors, writers and fans alike. With talks on BDSM, Shifters, Beta readers, online interaction, US settings and also a chance to socialise and pitch to agents. Mercure Brighton Seafront Hotel, Fri 14–Sun 16 Sept, £40, includes panels, buffet lunch, tea and snacks and a USB stick filled with free fiction. For timetable see www.ukglbtfictionmeet.co.uk

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ART: SHOCK OF THE OLD Featuring the work of figurative artists Chris Kettle and Jake WoodEvans, this show celebrates a return to classical craft and aesthetic mastery but with a contemporary sensibility. Brighton Media Centre, 15-17 Middle Street, 01273 201100. ART: CARNE GRIFFITHS Solo exhibition for this beautiful illustrator, Carne Griffiths works primarily with calligraphy ink, graphite and liquids. He draws and then manipulates the drawn line, exploring both human and floral forms, figuratively and in an abstract sense. Carne Grifiths, Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 6 Oct

FILM: THE SWEENEY (15) Dir: Nick Love America had Miami Vice as its reboot, we have The Sweeney – abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang Sweeney Todd; for the Flying Squad. Alright? Starring Ray Winstone, Damian Lewis, Hayley Atwell and Ben Drew (aka Plan B), this takes Regan and Carter to a contemporary London and very unorthodox policing. With a nemesis on the street and bureaucracy hindering them at every turn, sometimes all you can do is shout “Gov!”. Released Wed 12 Sept, Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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hris Butler wrote this himself and co-directed it – both jobs for the first time, but having cut his film-making teeth on The Corpse Bride and Coraline, he has been learning from some of the best in unnerving family films. Norman Babcock is an ordinary kind of kid, except that – like that other slightly less accessible movie child – he sees dead people. Norman sees ghosts, and he gets on with them every day as he goes to school, does his chores and generally lives his kid-life. The thing is, no one exept his new friend Neil believes him. Then his uncle tells him about an annual ritual that must be performed to save his town – Blithe Hollow – from a curse. After much cajoling he agrees to take part, but things don’t quite go to plan and Norman soon finds himself with a few unlikely allies, trying to save the town from the risen dead and the horrific truth of the curse. Featuring the vocal talents of Kodi Smit-McPhee, Tucker Albrizzi, Anna Kendrick, Casey Affleck, Bernard Hill and John Goodman. Released Friday 14 September, Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Watch out for tensions that arise from shared resources; there could be underlying ego involvement adding stress where there need not be any. With the New Moon casting a fresh light on a working ethic or health regime, you get smart and savvy.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

A new wave of upbeat energy gives you the creative edge over others. Hiding out from the public will have its merits as you can feel mostly at peace when surrounding yourself with comfortable surroundings. Any home ties, moves or redecorations will be blessed now.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Unexpected good news travels at lightning bolt speed; it is in essence enlightening. Communications flourish and negotiations can run without stress. Matters about the home and family could be up for discussion; don’t be overly critical.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

If some relationships have lost that clear-cut communication, the New Moon will bring with it a chance to redirect any neurotic energy into a positive discipline of mind. Passions may run extremely hot, but are they here to last?

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Drawing strength from a rather modest set of traditional values can bring security to an insecure situation. Finances are given a fresh start as the New Moon uncovers the important details of a puzzle. It’s not about being negative, but realistic, that helps you set boundaries.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

At last, this week’s New Moon is a welcome breath of fresh air. You’ve reached the end of a yearly phase, which is now ready to be reborn. Are you ready to seize the moment and throw caution to the wind? Whatever you do, believe big.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Your dreams are holding more meaning now that you are able to process them consciously. A New Moon in your mysterious and hidden house of the unconscious gives you ample opportunity to ask yourself, ‘what if I could create my destiny?’

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

If you have to bark orders, does that mean that you are going to bite? Of course not, but does everyone else know that? Assertion can easily be seen as aggression so remember to be tactful. You can achieve a lot, so get busy!

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

You get to make a great impression on someone important. You’re given your rightful authority as a parent, teacher, scholar or professional in your field. In fact, you may as well stay on the field, with so much exploring to do – it’s an outdoor world.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

You can expect yet more delightful and spectacular revelations, so long as you are pushing the boundaries of your former understanding; life can still surprise you! Logic is a wonderful thing, what you seek you will find. Be careful what you look at.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

With a little probing, you may uncover hidden secrets. Sometimes we are unaware of the origins of our instinctual reactions. Could they be something we were once taught long ago? Once you become aware of your inner demons, you have the power to evolve beyond them.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

A fortuitous happening helps you rediscover a partner that you may have been struggling to see in a new light. A fresh perspective enhances love now. While no one is perfect, it’s a very special someone that can understand your unique character. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 811 – 17 SEPTEMBER warning to keep his nose clean, as he’ll get no help if he tangles with the local law. Culture clash doesn’t even cover it. You ain’t seen nothing until you’ve seen a New Jersey mobster take off his cashmere coat to reveal a With Victoria Nangle reindeer jumper that would have looked the business on Sarah Lund of The Killing. Frankie finds a sheep’s head in front of his house on his first morning there, and just when he starts to think he’s been spotted, the local police lady hails him to thank him for finding her dinner – it must have dropped out of her shopping bag. He’s a fish out of water, and the fish is packing heat. The meeting of cultures and environments makes for a good yarn, with his Frankie – or ‘Johnny’ as he prefers to be called in his new home – coming up against an actual wolf teve Van Zandt once said to People magazine terrorising the rural community, and having to go that he had no desire to play any other role to job club. You’d never think anyone would have than the one he was playing of Silvio Dante the nerve to offer him pizza delivery employment. in The Sopranos. It was his first foray into acting Have you seen that hair? It’s not getting caught as he was already in the E Street Band with Bruce under a moped helmet. He does have his own Springsteen, had won umpteen plans for the future however, and awards and toured it’s seeing these unfold and internationally – it wasn’t like “ He’s a fish out of adapt that’s half the fun. he had anything more to A drama with comic twists, a prove. So what has water, and the fish potential ‘what if’ that likes to Lilyhammer got to tempt the think it comes from a much-loved man who has it all to break his is packing heat” and no longer running American word to People magazine? series, and a general culture Well, to start off with, chief clash mixing elements that have protagonist Frankie the Fixer is not a million so enchanted many BBC4 viewers lately. miles away from Silvio Dante. Now, I’m not saying Lilyhammer is all this and something of its own this is the new Sopranos, because that would be too. It’s not necessarily gripping from the off, but foolish, but it is a consideration of what might gently entertaining and engaging. It’s not a happen should, say, someone not dissimilar to thriller, it’s a drama, so that’s how it should be. one of The Sopranos’ main hot shots, find himself And who knows what’ll happen when Frankie’s turning rat and heading into the Witness fully integrated in his new environment? Maybe Protection Programme. herring is the new veal parmigiana, and this is the Frankie, it seems, has been drawn to the start of a beautiful friendship. location ever since it played host to the Olympics Lilyhammer, BBC4, Tuesday 11 September 2012 in the 1990s. So he packs his suitcase and heads follow me on twitter latestvicky off to Norway with the Feds’ blessing and a

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tuesday 11 Double Your House For Half The Money Channel 4, 8pm Quite a tantalising claim from the ever lovely Ms Beeny but if it was that easy everyone would be doing it. Sarah B is set on proving that everyone can have the home they dreamt of without breaking the bank – by extending, converting, facelifting or drilling down. First: The Ricketts family.

Person Of Interest Channel Five, 9pm Principles, eh? Who’d have ‘em? Apparently a judge would be a prime example of a person with principles, even if it means putting his own life on the line. Gulp! Reese and Finch do their best to protect him after he comes up on their radar but not being strictly within the law he’s not too impressed with the duo.

9/11 The Firemen’s Story More4, 9pm Noticed the date today? Remembering what happened 11 years ago on this day is a documentary exploring the dramatic personal stories of the New York firemen who were involved in the rescue attempt. The city’s heroes for no small reason, this remembers those who survived, and who didn’t.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders When a panicked Kat rushes home, Alfie is surprised to discover that she has been out all night. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City When drugs go missing Max is quick to cover – but who for? 9.00 Trouble On The Estate Panorama spent months filming on one estate in Blackburn with families, kids and police, as well as going undercover with drug dealers, in an effort to learn what it is like to live and grow up there. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Lock Up Capturing life inside the custody suite at the headquarters of Humberside Police. 11.15 Citizen Khan Sitcom following the trials and tribulations of selfappointed Muslim community leader Mr Khan and his family. 11.45 FILM: On A Clear Day (2005) Starring Peter Mullan, Brenda Blethyns. Comedy drama about a Glasgow shipbuilder who struggles to regain his living and pride when he is laid off. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: Toughest Place To Be A... 2.25 Rip Off Britain 3.10 Celebrity MasterChef (x2) 4.10 BBC News

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6.00 –9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Adventures Of Abney And Teal 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef The remaining six celebrity cooks face a challenge like no other to prove that they’ve still got what it takes to walk away with the trophy. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off The bakers turn their attention to pies. For their first task they must master a perfect Wellington. When they’ve recovered it’s straight into a fiendishly difficult technical challenge – hand raised pies. 9.00 Vikings Grrr!!! 10.00 The Rob Brydon Show Rob’s special guest is Sir Tom Jones, who gives a fascinating insight into his long career as well as a powerful performance from his latest album. Emilia Fox tells Rob about life behind the scenes of hit show Silent Witness. And wildlife daredevil Steve Backshall explains what it’s like to come face to face with the world’s deadliest creatures. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis. 11.20 China On Four Wheels 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Ecomaths: Key Stage 3 4.30 The Code 5.00 Counting With Rodd

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Carl witnesses Chas kissing Cameron a final goodbye. Declan gets drunk trying to get into the spirit at Chas and Dan’s surprise barbecue. 7.30 World Cup Qualifier Live: England V Ukraine Less then three months after the two teams met at the European Championships, England take on Ukraine in their second World Cup qualifier. Adrian Chiles presents coverage from Wembley with studio guests Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 World Cup Qualifier: England V Ukraine Highlights Matt Smith looks back at England’s World Cup 2014 qualifier against Ukraine in the company of Gareth Southgate and Andy Townsend. England beat Ukraine 1-0 at Euro 2012, but Roy Hodgson has to make do without match winner Wayne Rooney who is out injured. 11.45 Grimefighters Series following the work of Britain’s clean-up crews. Tony, Gary and Luke face an abandoned house filled with televisions, none of which are plugged in. 12.15am Jackpot247 2.45 Goldenballs 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs (x2) 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me (x2) 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.05 BT And Channel 4 Present... 1.10 SuperScrimpers: Hot Summer Tips 1.40 FILM: Battle Of The River Plate (1957) 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Darren urges Nancy to take it easy. Mercedes puts on the performance of her life when Mitzeee hears the outcome of her trial. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money See highlights. 9.00 One Born: Twins And Triplets A special edition of the series set in a busy maternity ward. Follow four couples through their multiple pregnancies and births, and see the medical staff who care for them. 10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents more internet madness with 50 brand new clips of utter failure. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 9/11: The Miracle Survivor Documentary showing what could be the last untold survival story from the 9/11 terrorist attacks in New York. Survivor Pasquale Buzzelli rode a blizzard of falling debris from a 22nd-floor stairwell and lived, miraculously, to tell his story. 12.10am Surfing Special: Endless Winter 1.55 KOTV Boxing 2.20 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.45 International Volleyball 3.35 Mobil 1 The Grid 4.00 British Rallycross Monster Energy MSA 4.25 FIM World Superbikes 2012 4.50 Ironman 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: A Sister’s Secret (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett reluctantly agrees to meet Richard, but the outcome is unsatisfactory for both sides. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cowboy Builders Dom and Mel face one of their toughest challenges yet: dealing with a builder who may well offer the worst value for money in Britain. 8.00 The Yorkshire Ripper – Mind Of A Killer: Revealed Between 1975 and 1980, the Yorkshire Ripper slaughtered 13 women and left seven others seriously injured. What do Peter Sutcliffe’s years behind bars tell us about his state of mind - and will he ever walk free? 9.00 Person Of Interest See highlights. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. The CSIs find themselves immersed in the theatrical mystery of the famous Cirque du Soleil after an anonymous corpse falls from the rafters. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. Grissom and Sara attempt to solve the mystery behind the miniature crime scene, which leads them into the sordid world of rock music. 11.55 CSI: Miami Crime drama. 12.50am SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 10.00 Netbusters 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00pm Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.30 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Football Asia 11.30 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 12.00am International Football (x3) 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 4.00 Super League Backchat 4.30 British Par 3 Championship Golf 5.30 Football Asia

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Women’s International Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 International Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Trilby Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00pm PGA Tour Golf 1.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 2.25 Golfing World 2.55 Sporting Greats 3.25 LIVE Twenty20 Cricket: India v New Zealand 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.25 LIVE International Football 9.45 Twenty20 Cricket: India v New Zealand 11.45 Poker 1.45am Super League Backchat 2.15 P1 Superstock Powerboats 2.45 Twenty20 Cricket: India v New Zealand

Sky Sports 3 7.30am Road To Kona Ironman 8.00 Elite League Speedway 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics 12.00pm Showjumping 1.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Road To Kona Ironman 3.00 Elite League Speedway 5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00 Powerboats 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Powerboats 11.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 12.00am British Par 3 Championship Golf 1.00 LPGA Tour Golf 2.30 Golf: Challenge Series 2012 3.00 Sports Unlimited Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 FILM: So You Want To Be A Pirate! (2012) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 Strike Back: Vengeance 10.00 FILM: Gattaca (1997) 12.05am Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 1.05 The 4400 2.00 Super Nurses (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 Free Speech: Debt Special 9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy(x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Bad Education 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Free Speech: Debt Special 3.00 Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Indian Hill Railways 8.30 British Passions On Film 9.00 Grand Prix: The Killer Years 10.00 Lilyhammer 10.45 Rude Britannia 11.45 Inspector Montalbano 1.30am British Passions On Film 2.00 Grand Prix: The Killer Years

2.35pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 8.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 FILM: Wanted (2008) 12.15am The X Factor

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.10 On The Buses 4.45 Heartbeat 5.50 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Above Suspicion: Silent Scream 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 Monk 1.55 ITV Nightscreen

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 Suburgatory 10.00 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 iTunes Festival 12.00am The Ricky Gervais Show

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 4 Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 9/11 The Firemen’s Story. See highlights. 10.00 9/11: The Lost Tapes 11.05 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 12.05am 9/11 The Firemen’s Story

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In Brighton Lights episode 42: Fatboy Slim, Freemasons, Davina Sparkle, Caroline Lucas MP, Mayor Bill Randall and most importantly: you!

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wednesday 12 Dallas Channel Five, 9pm Love it! We’re already only a couple of episodes in and already there’s blackmail, ex-wives and JR asking a few too many questions. We all knew that getting shot would never shut that man up. Christopher’s new wife has her own plotting going on – you don’t need to be an exwife to have an agenda!

Shameless Channel 4, 10pm It’s finally come, that day we thought would never pass. The Department of Work and Pensions has finally caught up with Frank resulting in a nightmare fantasy in which Frank is on death row while the residents of Chatsworth appear as cellmates, prison governor, guards and last supper servers.

The Revolution Will Be Televised BBC3, 10pm Have a bit of mid-week fun with this satirical sketch show from Jolyon Rubinstein and Heydon Prowse. Exploring music festival coverage, student life, The National Gallery and moneylending shops – as well as sweat shop recruiters on Oxford Street – there’s loads to entertain.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories that matter from across the country. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer magazine which exposes high-street scandals, confronts cowboys and conducts special investigations. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Celebrity genealogy series. Comedian and actor Hugh Dennis’s grandfathers both fought in the First World War, but rarely spoke about what they went through. In this episode, Hugh uncovers their very different wartime experiences. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10.45 Not Going Out Sitcom. Lee’s lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. 11.15 Rosh Hashanah: Science Vs Religion Science vs Religion. 11.45 FILM: The Human Stain (2003) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, Ed Harris, Gary Sinise. Adaptation of a Philip Roth novel, in which a classics professor struggles to guard a terrible secret. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.55 The Tube 2.55 Rip Off Britain 3.40 Celebrity MasterChef 4.10 BBC News

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6.00 – 8.45am Children’s television 8.45 Baby Jake 9.00 The Adventures Of Abney And Teal 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics1.00pm See Hear 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef Tonight the fight is on for a place in the semi-finals. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip. 8.00 Restoration Home – One Year On When David and Jeanette saw the Grade II* listed Calverton Manor, it was a rundown farmhouse. With a restoration budget of one million pounds, they relished uncovering the historic and architectural secrets of the house. 9.00 Dead Good Job: Funeral Directors 10.00 The Boss Is Back In 2011 West Ham owner David Sullivan took back control of the Sunday Sport and Daily Sport newspaper group that he’d sold five years ago for £40 million pounds. Now Sullivan is getting hands-on with a new editorial team, and looking back on how his appearance on the “Back to the Floor” series in the 1990s gave him an understanding of reporting. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Storyville Kevin MacDonald’s Oscar-winning film recounts the story of the kidnap of 12 Israeli athletes during the 1972 Munich Olympics. 12.55am BBC News 3.55 L8R Youngers 2 4.40 Ask Lara: Just Friends 4.50 Ask Lara: Too Cool For School 5.00 Your Paintings (x2)

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Carl steals Chas’s phone and is intrigued by what he finds. 7.30 Coronation Street Has Tina found a solution to her problems? Leanne pleads with Stella to take Gloria back. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs The celebrity couples joining Phillip Schofield this week are: Corrie’s Antony Cotton and his partner Peter; footballer Michael Owen and his wife Louise; and pop star Rachel Stevens with her husband Alex. 9.00 Mrs Biggs Ron takes part in the Great Train Robbery and returns home to a horrified Charmian. She is aware of the magnitude of the crime and knows the stability of their family has been jeopardised forever. This proves to be the case when Ron is arrested and sentenced to 30 years imprisonment. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Assassins (1995) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas, Julianne Moore. Robert Rath is a professional hit man. As he contemplates a way out of the shadowy world he inhabits, Rath is shocked to discover that he himself is the target of assassination. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.05 SuperScrimpers: Hot Summer Tips 1.40 FILM: Shane (1953) 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joel’s mum begs Theresa not to tell him her secret. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 River Cottage: Three Go Mad Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall hosts a cookery masterclass at River Cottage farm for comedians Robert Webb, Lee Mack and Ruby Wax. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. Larger-than-life actor Sean Simon fell in love with the ruins of Cloontykilla Castle in southern Ireland when he played there as a boy, and bought it years later with the intention of turning it into a spectacular, theatrical mock 16th century home. 10.00 Shameless See highlights. 11.10 2 Broke Girls US sitcom. Max feels obligated to throw Caroline a surprise birthday party. 11.40 New Girl Flatshare sitcom. While training for a charity run, Jess realises that Cece has been keeping a secret from her. 12.05am Random Acts 12.10 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Music Prize: Albums Of The Year Launch 12.40 ITunes Festival 2012 1.35 4Play: A$AP Rocky 1.50 Spotlight: Pop And Dance 2.00 The Crush With KFC Krushems 2.55 Happy Endings 3.15 Momma’s Boy 3.35 FILM: The Good Die Young (1954) 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Mio Mao 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12.05pm The Family Recipe 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: The Hollywood Mom’s Mystery (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After Danny burns the letters before he can read them, Casey finds out more about his father’s dark side. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Secret Interview Hidden camera show in which candidates are secretly assessed for a job. Two young shop assistants have the opportunity of securing a dream job with Glamour Magazine editor Jo Elvin. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series following Britain’s emergency paramedic and police bikers. 9.00 Dallas See highlights. 10.00 Paddy And Sally’s Excellent Gypsy Adventure Paddy Doherty and Sally Bercow venture across four countries to discover vastly diverse gypsy societies. Their first destination is Andalusia, the heartland of Spanish gitanos and the home of flamenco. 11.00 True CSI True crime series. A woman’s body is found bound and gagged in an abandoned school in England. Police have no evidence, suspect, or witness apart from a shoe print found at the scene. Will this be enough to catch the culprit? 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 International Football 10.00 Sporting Greats 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00pm LIVE International Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00am Sporting Greats 12.30 International Twenty20 Cricket 2.30 Boots ‘n’ All 3.30 Total Rugby 4.00 International Twenty20 Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Twenty20 Cricket India v New Zealand 10.00 International Football (x2) 12.00pm European Seniors Tour Golf 1.00 International Football(x3) 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 5.00 FIBA World Basketball 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 10.00 World Endurance Championship 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00am PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 2.00 Asian Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 6.30am British Par 3 Championship Golf 7.30 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 9.30 LPGA Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Kartmasters 1.00 British Par 3 Championship Golf 2.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 4.00 P1 Superstock Powerboats 4.30 Super League Backchat 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Watersports World 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Asian Tour Golf 11.00 P1 Superstock Powerboats 11.30 Cage Fighter 12.00am World Endurance Championship 1.00 Watersports World

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Middle 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad: Karl Comes Home 11.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 12.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.05 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) 9.00 Be Your Own Boss 10.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised. See highlights. 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Be Your Own Boss

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 20th Century Battlefields 9.00 Solitary Endeavour On The Southern Ocean 10.00 The Three Rocketeers 10.50 Africa’s Magnificent Beasts 11.40 20th Century Battlefields 12.40am Great British Railway Journeys 1.10 Solitary Endeavour

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 8.00 Top Dog Model 9.00 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 10.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 12.40am Winners & Losers

1.15pm Heartbeat 2.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.15 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 On The Buses 4.50 Heartbeat 5.50 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Downton Abbey: Behind The Drama 9.00 Super Sleuths: Poirot 10.00 DCI Banks: Aftermath 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Monk

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Meet The Parents (2000) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The IT Crowd (x2) 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 4 Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am 24 Hours In A&E 1.05 One Born Every Minute 2.05 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Blowing Wild (1953) 12.45pm Ivanhoe (1952) 2.55 Jesse James (1939) 5.00 Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961) 7.15 Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 9.00 District 9 (2009) 11.05 Alien vs Predator: Requiem (2007) 12.55am Asylum (2005)

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thursday 13 The Bletchley Circle ITV1, 9pm Part two of the three-part series about the group of former Bletchley Park codebreaking ladies. Hot on the trail of the serial murderer, the women begin to close in, but then a shocking discovery calls their theories into question and they have to lay a trap. Will it have bait under a large box held up by a stick?

The Audience Channel 4, 9pm You know that feeling that somebody’s watching you? Especially when you’ve got a big decision to make, it almost feels like the world’s watching with baited breath. Maybe not the world here, but 50 strangers for a pivotal week in a person’s life follow them around. Starting with farmer Ian Wainwright. Bizarre.

Lilyhammer BBC4, 11pm Missing those smashing Norwegian dramas we’ve come to love BBC4 for? Do not worry. Strictly speaking this started on Tuesday, but commemoration programmes stopped us highlighting it. Another chance to see it is now, as a New York mafia member relocated to Lillehammer in Norway. Ace.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Kat’s guilt becomes all-consuming and sparks concern in Alfie, forcing him to question her erratic behaviour. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Troublemaker Lula’s home life spills into school but can Tom discover the cause of her disruptive behaviour? 9.00 Good Cop Crime drama series. Sav interviews potential witnesses to the death of Callum Rose, and is frustrated when detectives fail to charge the third member of Finch’s gang with Andy’s murder. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Neighbourhood Watched Series showing life for Greater Manchester’s housing officers and the tenants living in social housing. 11.20 FILM: A Beautiful Mind (2001) Starring Russell Crowe, Ed Harris, Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Plummer, Paul Bettany. Oscar-winning drama based on the true story of prominent mathematician John Forbes Nash Jr. 1.30am Holiday Weatherview 1.35 Sign Zone: Old, Drunk And Disorderly? – Panorama 2.05 Countryfile 3.05 Doorstep Crime 999 3.35 Rip Off Britain 4.20 BBC News

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6.00 – 8200am Children’s television 8.20 Leon 8.25 Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.00 The Adventures Of Abney And Teal 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef The Celebrity MasterChef semi-finals begin and only the four best celebrity cooks remain in the competition. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Wartime Farm Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn turn the clock back to run Manor Farm in Hampshire exactly as it would have been during World War II. 9.00 Hilary Devey’s Women At The Top Multimillionaire entrepreneur Hilary Devey wants to find out why so few women make it to the top in business. Her search takes her to Norway, said to be the best place in the world to be a woman, to find out if quotas will help more women get to the top. 10.00 Mock The Week Two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Rob Brydon Show Rob’s special guest is Sir Tom Jones. 11.50 James May’s Things You Need To Know... James May’s Things You Need to Know. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 3, 2, 1, Go! 5.00 Composing Music 5.30 Curious Cat

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira is perplexed by Cain’s behaviour. Aren’t we all? 7.30 Police – Caught On Camera: Tonight Video has become a vital tool for the police, but cameras are increasingly being turned on the officers themselves. Tonight has exclusive access during two of the biggest policing operations of the summer. 8.00 Emmerdale Marlon resorts to desperate measures on discovering Paddy and Rhona’s plan. 8.30 The Corrie Years Emotions can run high when you live on Britain’s most famous street, so it’s no surprise that a small quarrel can often end up as full-on fisticuffs. From neighbourhood niggles to family fall-outs, this second instalment of Coronation Street history, narrated by Katherine Kelly. 9.00 The Bletchley Circle See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes pop sensation Cheryl Cole and musical legend Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. 11.35 The Last Word Political show. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Police – Caught On Camera: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 Channel 4 Racing 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Theresa plans a birthday surprise for Joel. Lacey devises a money-making scheme. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil attempt to find homes for two young couples in Hertfordshire. Newly-engaged accountants Liz and Neil are looking for a home where they can start a family close to the market town of Tring. Meanwhile in St Albans, Phil is helping married couple David and Claire, who have moved five times in five years and are desperate to get off the rental merry-go-round. 9.00 The Audience See highlights. 10.00 Shameless Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Frank loves his new job at World of Burgers, but his new boss is jealous of his influence and hatches a scheme to oust him. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services on the front line. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 9/11: The Miracle Survivor 1.15 Fraud Lord 1.45 Dispatches 2.15 Islam: The Untold Story 3.40 Time Team 4.35 TBA 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 5.55 Sali Mali

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Countdown 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Rory McGrath’s Pub Dig 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: Murder 101: If Wishes Were Horses (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey suspects that Brax is about to set up a big drug deal to pay off Danny. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary series following expert high-speed police chase teams. The Essex unit launch a raid on a house – only to be confronted by a man wielding a knife. 8.00 World’s Scariest Plane Landings A documentary featuring startling footage of the world’s most petrifying landings. From skilled to not-so-skilled pilots, adverse weather conditions and mechanical failure, this selection of sometimes petrifying moments, shot on home video, give as-it-happened views from the ground or inside the planes. 9.00 FILM: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) Starring Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo. Further action-packed adventures with the two mismatched Los Angeles cops. Murtaugh is only days away from retirement when he and Riggs, along with officer Lorna Cole, are assigned to track down a crooked ex-cop who is supplying gangs with huge consignments of guns. 11.20 Dallas Revival of the prime time blockbuster soap. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00pm Ringside 7.00 Barclays Premier League World 7.30 LIVE Football League 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.30 Barclays Premier League World 12.00am Football League 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Barclays Premier League World 3.30 Ringside 4.30 Football League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 International Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Asian Tour Golf 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Asian Tour Golf 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 The Rugby Club 7.30 LIVE Premier League Snooker 11.00 The Rugby Club 12.00am Ringside 1.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 The Rugby Club

Sky Sports 3 8.30am Asian Tour Golf 9.00 FIBA World Basketball 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 World Endurance Championship 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Kartmasters 1.00 World Endurance Championship 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 FIBA World Basketball 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE Vintage Collection 6.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 7.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.30 NRL Fulltime 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 WWE Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Premier League Snooker

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The British 9.00 Sinbad 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Trollied 11.30 Road Wars (x2) 1.30am Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 2.30 Super Nurses 2.55 Oops TV 3.50 Lie To Me (x2)

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 10.00 Wilfred 10.20 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.00 Edinburgh Comedy Fest

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 9.00 The Age Of The Train 10.00 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 11.00 Lilyhammer. See highlights. 11.45 Only Connect 12.15am Top Of The Pops: 1977 12.45 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special

6.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records: Bonkingly Big Hits 8.00 New You’ve Been Framed! 8.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Peter Andre 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Top Dog Model 11.45 Hell’s Kitchen USA 12.45am Winners & Losers

3.15pm Murder, She Wrote 4.15 On The Buses 4.45 Heartbeat 5.50 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Specsavers Crime Thriller Awards 201

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 2 Broke Girls 9.30 New Girl 10.00 Franklin & Bash 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.45am Scrubs

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 10.00 The Closer 11.00 Father Ted (x2) 12.05am Embarrassing Bodies 1.05 The Closer 2.05 Brothers And Sisters 3.10 Close

11.00am Battleship Potemkin (1925) 12.30pm The Desperadoes (1943) 2.15 Reach For The Sky (1956) 4.55 Ladyhawke (1985) 7.15 Nacho Libre (2006) 9.00 My Sister’s Keeper (2009) 11.10 The Wrestler (2008) 1.20am Year Of The Dog (2007)

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friday 14 Parade’s End BBC2, 9pm Do beautiful people just naturally look more beautiful in period dress? Like a booster jab for attractiveness perhaps? Anyway, in Rouen an exhausted Christopher prepares soldiers for the draft. Back in London, Sylvia decides to visit her husband in France, oblivious to the consequences this may bring.

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Sir Roger Moore ITV1, 9pm The gecko-looking former newspaper editor (who swore he never knew about phone tapping on his watch) hones his interview technique on the man attached to some of the most famous eyebrows – Roger Moore. Don’t expect hard-hitting, but do expect a nice chat between the two.

FILM: St Trinian’s Film4, 7.05pm The original series inspired by the Ronald Searle illustrations was madcap and inspired a generation of ‘gells’ to a raucous imagining of boarding school, after the bad reputation it had previously been getting off the back of Jane Eyre and the like. This re-working updates the school, headmistress and all.

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Cash Britain Documentary. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders A furious Alfie is determined to get the truth from Kat, but she is desperate to protect her final secret. 8.30 Miranda Sitcom. Old school pal Tilly sets Miranda up on a blind date with an army doctor friend. 9.00 In With The Flynns Comedy. When Liam falls and injures himself while snooping in a neighbour’s house, he lies to Caroline about where he got his injury but his deceit soon gets him in trouble. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series. The old family dog is looking poorly. Reluctantly, the family decide the time has come to put her in a home, leading to some confusion. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show. 11.05 Come Fly With Me Another visit to one of Britain’s busiest airport terminals, in the company of Matt Lucas and David Walliams. 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.45 EastEnders 1.40am Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Hairy Bikers 2.45 Rip Off Britain 3.30 Celebrity MasterChef 4.00 News

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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8.25 Buzz And Tell 8.30 Nina And The Neurons: In The Lab 8.45 Baby Jake 9.00 The Adventures Of Abney And Teal 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef It’s the last of the Celebrity MasterChef semi-finals. Judges John Torode and Gregg Wallace set the contestants the most infamous challenge of all; cooking a three-course meal for three of the country’s most feared restaurant critics. 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip Celebrities join the Antiques Road Show for a treasure hunting trip across the UK. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject, plus a general knowledge round, in the famous black chair, to compete for the grand title of Mastermind. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Parade’s End See highlights. 10.00 QI Quiz show. Stephen Fry investigates the letter J with Victoria Coren, Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Archipelago (1991) Starring Hector Noguera, Ximena Rodrigue, Alicia Fuentes. Poignant Chilean film in which a respectable architect inadvertently attends an illegal anti-government student meeting which is brutally broken up by the state police. 12.55am FILM: Lymelife (2008) 2.25 BBC News

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Unnerved by Carl’s threats, Chas decides it is time to get out of the village. 7.30 Coronation Street Tina makes a life-changing decision. Faye drops a bombshell on Tommy. Could a new arrival spell trouble for Gloria? 8.00 Island Hospital First in a new 12-part series which follows the work and lives of the staff and patients of the Princess Elizabeth Hospital in Guernsey – the only general hospital to serve the island of Guernsey itself and another five islands – Sark, Herm, Alderney, Jethou and Lihou. 8.30 Coronation Street Tommy delivers a devastating ultimatum to Tina. Gail sets out to find the truth about Gloria. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Sir Roger Moore See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Die Another Day (2002) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rosamund Pike, Rick Yune, Judi Dench, John Cleese. Espionage thriller. While on assignment in North Korea, James Bond 007 is captured by government agents and imprisoned, but when he finally wins his freedom not everyone is certain he is still up to his job. 1.00am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Try And Catch Me 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.25 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 Channel 4 Racing 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks There is chemistry in the kitchen when Ste helps Brendan to prepare Joel’s birthday dinner party. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. In Benidorm on the Costa Blanca, travel journalist Irena Bodnarec, banker Nick Middleton, clairvoyant Hilary Marshall and drag queen Gary Brown show off their culinary prowess. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined by US pop star Pink, who chats and performs her latest single, Blow Me (One Last Kiss), while Gok Wan shares news of his new dating show, Baggage. 11.10 Rude Tube A celebration of the funniest and most notorious internet videos. 12.15am Random Acts 12.20 Friday Night 12.55 Celebrity Bedlam 1.20 My Name Is Earl (x2) 2.05 Happy Endings (x2) 2.50 MESH: Tourist Trap 3.00 No, No, No 3.05 The Million Pound Drop 4.00 Reasons To Be Cheerful 4.15 St Elsewhere 5.00 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green: At The Ends Of The Earth 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: Love Takes Wing (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sid organises a pre-exams party at Angelo’s at which Sasha is disappointed to see Casey arrive with Ruby. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Ice Road Truckers Deadliest Roads One false move could cost Tim and Tino their lives as they haul petrol over roads wired with dynamite. Meanwhile, Lisa takes a rotting bridge across a raging river. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Documentary series. A trucking convoy drives through the Alps on an epic 1,200 mile journey delivering Pirelli tyres to an F1 test race in Italy. 9.00 FILM: War (2007) Starring Jet Li, Jason Statham, Devon Aoki, John Lone, Luis Guzman and Saul Rubinek. Martial arts action thriller about an FBI agent seeking to avenge the death of his partner. The agent sets his sights on a mysterious and highly skilled assassin known as Rogue. However, in his quest for vengeance, he finds himself caught in the middle of a bloody turf war. 10.55 Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. Rav attends a drugs raid on a house. 11.55 Inside Hollywood The latest film and TV news from the USA. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football League 10.30 LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship 6.00pm Barclays Premier League World 6.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Championship Football 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Championship Football 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Championship Football 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 LIVE ITM Cup Rugby Union

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 NRL Fulltime 9.30 Ringside 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Barclays Premier League World 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Football League 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 IAAF Athletix 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 Trans World Sport 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 2.00 Lanzarote Ironman 3.00 Tight Lines 4.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Premier League Snooker 9.30 IAAF Athletix 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Thrillseekers 12.30 IAAF Athletix 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.00 The Rugby Club 4.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 Tight Lines 11.00 Ringside 12.00am Super League 2.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 5.00 Lanzarote Ironman

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Be Your Own Boss 9.00 Greg Davies: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog 10.00 Dawson Bros. Funtime 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Bad Education 11.30 Chris Ramsey’s Comedy Fringe 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 LIVE BBC Proms 2012: Last Night Of The Proms Around The UK 9.00 Fairport Convention: Who Knows Where The Time Goes? 10.00 Fairport Convention: 45th Anniversary Concert 11.00 Richard Thompson: Solitary Life 12.00am Folk At The BBC 1.00 Fairport Convention: Who Knows

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Top Dog Model 8.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.55 Take Me Out 1.20am Coronation Street

10.30am A Touch Of Frost 12.45pm Heartbeat 1.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 2.55 Murder, She Wrote 3.55 On The Buses 4.25 Heartbeat 5.30 Downton Abbey 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Crime Connections 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Monk

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: She’s All That (1999) 11.00 Revenge 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55 Scrubs

11.40am FILM: The Courage Of Lassie (1946) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 4 Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (2008) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Come Dine With Me 1.20 Grand Designs

11.00am Bigger Than Life (1956) 12.55pm The Admirable Crichton (1957) 2.45 How To Steal A Million (1966) 5.10 The Italian Job (1969) 7.05 St Trinian’s (2007). See highlights. 9.00 The X Files: I Want To Believe (2008) 11.05 A History Of Violence (2005) 12.55am Hustle And Flow (2005)

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saturday 15 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 6.30pm Never mind what songs they’re playing in the shops, or the adverts on the telly – it’s time to become vaguely aware of Christmas for the first time – when both Strictly Come Dancing and The X Factor are on the telly. Brand new celebrities hoping to come out of their clumsy chrysalis as graceful butterflies.

Doctor Who BBC1, 7.35pm We all know that most episodes of Doctor Who are classic Western scenarios – stranger in town blows in, puts the world to right then disappears again without even leaving his name – but this time there’s Stetsons and everything. The Doctor is the sheriff and a cyborg is wearing the metaphorical black hat.

FILM: Roman Holiday Film4, 4.55pm Audrey Hepburn stars as the European princess in a gilded cage who breaks free whilst in Rome. Gregory Peck co-stars as the journalist feigning ignorance of her true identity and together the pair hop on a moped and explore the city. A sweet, funny and heartwarming classic from 1950s cinema.

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6.30 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 7.35 Doctor Who See highlights. 8.20 The National Lottery: Secret Fortune High-tension quiz show hosted by Nick Knowles. Playing for a Secret Fortune in this episode are best friends Kay and Karen. They could walk away with as little as £100 or as much as £100,000 – but for these girls only the top prize will do. Features the National Lottery Saturday draws, including Lotto and Thunderball, presented by John Partridge. 9.10 Casualty Dylan and Tess must treat an agitated pregnant woman, while Fletch tries to unravel the relationship between a teenage girl and her swimming coach. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from all of the day’s Barclays Premier League matches. Champions Manchester City meet Stoke at the Britannia Stadium, which was the scene of a Peter Crouch wonder strike when these teams drew there last season. Manchester United entertain Wigan, while Fulham manager Martin Jol sees his team play West Brom, a club he represented in his playing career. 11.50 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.05am Weatherview 1.10 News

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Project Parent 8.00 The Scooby-Doo Show 8.20 Dennis & Gnasher 8.30 The Slammer 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Incredible Edibles 10.00 Cop School 10.30 Splatalot 10.55 Deadly 60 Bites 11.00 Prank Patrol 11.30 Diddy Movies 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm FILM: The Treasure Of Pancho Villa (1955) 1.30 FILM: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (1949) 3.15 Escape To The Country 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.00 One Man And His Dog 6.15 Coast Miranda Krestovnikoff goes in search of the beautiful and rare white-fronted geese. 6.35 Wartime Farm Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn turn the clock back to run Manor Farm in Hampshire exactly as it would have been during World War II. The team tackle the conditions faced by British farmers in 1940, when the full impact of rationing took hold. 7.35 Dad’s Army Classic sitcom. 8.10 Vikings Neil Oliver heads for Scandinavia to reveal the truth behind the legend of the Vikings. In the first programme, Neil begins by discovering the mysterious world of the Vikings’ prehistoric ancestors. The remains of weapon-filled war boats, long-haired Bronze Age farmers, and the Swedish site of a royal palace. 9.10 QI XL Panel-based quiz where the aim is to be interesting. 9.55 The Thick Of It Satirical political sitcom. With Glenn gone, Nicola Murray is busy breaking in her new policy advisor, Helen Hatley. 10.25 Clinton Clinton. 11.25 FILM: The Special Relationship (2010) Starring Michael Sheen, Dennis Quaid, Hope Davis, Helen McCrory. Drama examining the ‘special relationship’ between Tony Blair and Bill Clinton. 12.50am FILM: A Study In Terror (1965)

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6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 6.25 The Hive 6.35 The Hive 6.45 The Hive 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.05 The Avengers 7.25 Rated A For Awesome 7.40 Rated A For Awesome 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.05 Horrid Henry 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.35 Shake It Up 9.00 My Phone Genie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (x2) 11.20 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.20pm The X Factor 1.25 ITV News & Weather 1.40 FILM: Nim’s Island (2008) 3.25 FILM: Licence To Kill (1989) 5.55 Meridian News And Weather 6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.25 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents a brand new batch of hilarious home videos. 6.55 Fool Britannia Award-winning comedian and prankster Dom Joly is back, this time attempting to fool an entire nation. 7.25 Red Or Black? Ant and Dec present the adrenaline-fuelled game show in which eight contestants compete for the chance to win a lifechanging amount of money. 8.10 The X Factor Britain’s biggest entertainment show continues as judges Gary Barlow, Tulisa, Louis Walsh and multi-million selling artist Nicole Scherzinger search to find out whose time is now. Dermot O’Leary joins the judges for the penultimate round of auditions before Boot Camp. 9.10 Red Or Black? Ant and Dec return with the second of tonight’s exciting shows. 9.55 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, sports presenter Clare Balding, and actor Liam Neeson. 10.55 ITV News; Weather 11.10 FILM: Disclosure (1994) Starring Michael Douglas, Demi Moore. Big-budget thriller about sexual harassment and dirty dealings in the corporate world. 1.30am The Store 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 INews

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 British Formula 3 7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.25 Freesports On 4 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Bourjois Boutique 9.00 ITunes Festival 2012: T4 Highlights 9.30 New Girl 10.00 Bourjois Boutique 10.10 New Girl 10.40 Revenge 11.40 Bourjois Boutique 11.45 Suburgatory 12.20pm The Big Bang Theory 12.55 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 2.00 Channel 4 Racing 4.30 The Simpsons 5.05 Channel 4 News 5.35 4thought.tv 5.40 FILM: Transformers (2007) 8.20 Comedy World Cup David Tennant hosts a panel show in which he referees two teams of comedians as they compete against each other in a knockout competition. The teams pit their wits against each other in a series of rounds to find out which team are the biggest comedy brainboxes and fountains of funny knowledge. 9.20 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. Play along at home online and you can kid yourself that you wouldn’t really have got knocked out at that last question... when it really came down to the wire. 10.55 FILM: Hostage (2005) Starring Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Ben Foster, Serena Thomas, Jimmy Bennett and Michelle Horn. Action drama. A former hostage negotiator-turnedsmall-town cop finds himself unable to escape his past when a gang attempts to burgle the home of a local wealthy accountant, holding him and his two children captive. 1.10am FILM: The Clay Bird (2002) 2.55 The Bypass Short film set in rural India about two bandits who commit a violent robbery. 3.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.15 Brain Damage 5.20 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Emergency Bikers 12.10pm Cowboy Builders 1.10 FILM: (2003) 2.50 FILM: David Copperfield (2000) 6.20 5 News Weekend 6.25 FILM: Wyatt Earp (1994) Starring Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman, Michael Madsen, Bill Pullman. Epic biopic of western lawman Wyatt Earp from an early age to the battle with his brothers and Doc Halliday against the dreaded Clanton and McLaury gangs. After the death of his wife from typhoid, the young Earp descends into drinking and petty crime until his father sobers him up and sets him on the road to becoming a respected sheriff in Dodge City and Tombstone where he faces his greatest battle. 10.00 CSI: Miami American drama series. Horatio and his team investigate when someone kills three recently released prisoners, after a court overturns their original convictions. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. The CSIs investigate when a body is found stuffed down the chimney in the home of a man previously suspected of murder. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE ITM Cup Rugby Union 8.00 LIVE Rugby Championship 11.00 LIVE CB40 Cricket 5.30pm LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE Super League 10.30 Premiership Rugby 11.30 Rugby Championship 2012 1.00am LIVE Indy Car Series 5.30 Sporting Greats

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 Football Freestyler 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Football Freestyler 12.30 Live Ford Football Special 3.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 6.00 Rugby Championship 2012 7.25 Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Football First: Match Choice 4.15 Football First: Match Choice 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 8.00 WWE: Smackdown 10.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 11.00 LIVE Rugby Championship 1.55pm LIVE Currie Cup Rugby 4.00 LIVE Currie Cup Rugby 6.00 LIVE Currie Cup Rugby 8.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 WWE: Late Night Superstars 11.00 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 11.30 WWE NXT 12.30am WWE: Late Night Smackdown 2.30 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 3.30 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 4.00 Super League

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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Greg Davies: Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.00 Bad Education 1.30 Celebrity Bitch Slap 1.55 The Tapeface Tapes

7.00pm Human Planet 8.00 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.40 The Age Of The Train 11.40 The Three Rocketeers 12.30am 20th Century Battlefields 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 2.00 Human Planet

9.10am Emmerdale Omnibus 12.05pm Take Me Out 1.20 FILM: Dennis (1993) 3.05 The X Factor 4.05 The Xtra Factor 5.10 FILM: Cool Runnings (1993) 7.05 FILM: Dragonheart (1996) 9.10 The Xtra Factor 10.10 Celebrity Juice 10.55 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 12.50am The X Factor 1.45 The Xtra Factor

7.50am Upstairs, Downstairs (x2) 10.00 FILM: The BFG (1989) 11.55 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 1.00pm Inspector Morse 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.00 Downton Abbey 7.00 Foyle’s War 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Crime Connections 12.05am Hillsborough

2.00pm Desperate Housewives 2.55 Revenge 3.50 FILM: Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992) 6.15 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.10 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.10 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 9.10 FILM: Wedding Crashers (2005) 11.30 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.40am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.10pm FILM: The Violent Men (1955) 3.00 River Cottage Bites 3.15 A Place In The Sun 3.50 Location, Location, Location (x3) 7.00 Grand Designs 8.00 The Mayan Apocalypse 2012 9.10 The Pillars Of The Earth 11.20 FILM: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (2008) 1.30am The Killing

11.00am Appointment In London (1953) 1.00pm Nacho Libre (2006) 2.50 Coraline (2009) 4.55 Roman Holiday (1953). See highlights. 7.15 Laws Of Attraction (2004) 9.00 Patriot Games (1992) 11.15 Scary Movie (2000) 12.55am Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007) 2.55 Loving Memory (1971)

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sunday 16 Dragons’ Den BBC2, 9pm You’ve got to be quirky to pitch to the Dragons but some of these ideas aren’t simply outside the box, they’re down the road and jumping into another receptacle with asymmetric corners and a spring on each of the seven corners. Gems tonight include an interactive game at a urinal, haircare for kids, and a sand sofa.

Big Fat Quiz Of The 80s Channel 4, 9pm There’s something bubble gum pink with a Flock Of Seagulls hair swipe and a side order of stickers saying ‘Coal Not Dole’ that sugar coats the 80s. Jonathan Ross, Jason Manford, Micky Flanagan and Carol Vorderman compete for the best nostalgia trips while Jimmy Carr hosts proceedings.

The X Factor ITV2, 4.50pm The tricky thing about must-see Saturday night telly is, well, sometimes Saturday night activities get in the way. Perfectly timed to catch up on last night’s gripping events before tonight’s lot begins, spend your afternoon emersed in key changes and deluded dog walkers. Isn’t Dermot good to them all?

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6.00am Breakfast 8.30 The Andrew Marr Show 9.30 Great North Run 2012 1.30pm BBC News 1.45 Bargain Hunt 2.30 Cash In The Attic 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.00 Lifeline 4.10 Points Of View 4.25 Songs Of Praise 5.00 Planet Earth Live: A Lion’s Tale

6.00 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Fake Or Fortune? Fake or Fortune? 7.30 Countryfile Matt Baker and Ellie Harrison discover the ancient woodlands and industrial heritage of Nottinghamshire. 8.30 Inspector George Gently Detective drama. It has been four years since George Gently came north, but his old enemies haven’t forgotten him. A vicious career criminal who Gently sent down years ago has been released, on the grounds that evidence was fabricated to frame him by Gently himself. And he is hell-bent on revenge. Suspended from duty, Gently finds himself powerless, unprotected and persecuted. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray presents highlights from the day’s Premier League match between Reading and Tottenham, along with all the goals and talking points from Saturday’s eight games. 11.15 In With The Flynns Comedy. 11.45 FILM: Two For The Money (2005) Starring Al Pacino, Matthew McConaughey, Rene Russo. Thriller. 1.40am Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Snowdonia: A Year In The Wild 2.45 Holby City 3.45 Good Cop 4.45 BBC News

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6.00am Zigby 6.10 Louie 6.20 Little Robots 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Dipdap 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Junior Bake Off 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Great British Bake Off 12.30pm MotoGP 2.00 Golf: Women’s British Open 5.00 One Man And His Dog

6.15 Rugby League Rugby League. 7.15 Richard Hammond’s Crash Course Richard Hammond has three days to learn how to operate various pieces of heavy equipment across the United States. 8.00 China On Four Wheels Anita Rani and Justin Rowlatt continue their epic car journeys across China, heading for their final destination, the financial mega-city of Shanghai. On her route through the industrialised east, Anita visits some of the country’s most sophisticated and luxurious cities. In Qingdao she discovers a little piece of the Loire valley: a Chinese wine chateau with an accompanying vineyard. In Hangzhou she joins a couple on their wedding day, complete with a luxury car fleet. Meanwhile Justin continues his epic journey through the poor, remote Chinese countryside in his loaf-shaped bread van. 9.00 Dragons’ Den See highlights. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O’Briain and the regulars return for more topical mockery with guests Milton Jones and Ed Byrne. 10.30 Hilary Devey’s Women At The Top Multimillionaire entrepreneur Hilary Devey wants to find out why so few women make it to the top in business. 11.30 Great North Run Great North Run. 12.10am BBC News

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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Canimals 7.05 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.30 Almost Naked Animals 7.40 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Almost Naked Animals 8.05 Phineas And Ferb 8.20 Phineas And Ferb 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 Good Luck Charlie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 House Gift 10.25 There’s No Taste Like Home 11.25 The Hungry Sailors 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 The X Factor 1.35 Murder, She Wrote 2.30 Columbo: A Bird In The Hand 4.25 Doc Martin 5.25 The Talent Show Story 6.25 Meridian News; Weather 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Four celebrities have to work together to try and win thousands of pounds for charity. Tonight’s celebrities are TV presenter Dan Lobb, musical star Jodie Prenger, Autumnwatch’s Chris Packham, and Coronation Street actress Jennie McAlpine. 8.00 The X Factor More from the judges and Dermot as dreams are put on the line. 9.00 Downton Abbey Cora’s mother sweeps into Downton for Matthew and Mary’s wedding, but with the couple’s relationship under strain will they even make it to the altar? New footman Alfred strives to meet Carson’s high standards, under the watchful eye of his aunt O’Brien. Robert has some shocking news which brings financial worries to the fore. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Sir Roger Moore Another chance to catch Friday’s show. 11.50 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Round three of the Aviva Premiership. 12.45am The Store 2.45 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.40 Motorsport UK 4.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am The Treacle People 6.15 The Hoobs 6.40 Ironman 2012 7.05 GE Strathclyde Park Triathlon 8.00 Will And Grace 8.25 Will And Grace 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 FILM: The Spy Next Door (2010) 3.45 Deal Or No Deal 4.45 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.20 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.55 Come Dine With Me: Ireland

6.20 Come Dine With Me: Ireland Cookery-based reality series. On the penultimate night in Dublin, dinner party novice Emma Carr takes her turn to try and impress her guests. 6.50 Come Dine With Me: Ireland On the final night of the competiton in Dublin, suave businessman Martin Butler takes his turn to try and win the big cash prize. 7.20 Channel 4 News 7.50 4thought.tv 7.55 The Political Slot 8.00 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit Documentary examining the circumstances surrounding the fatal Air France Flight 447 crash of 2009, in which 228 passengers and crew lost their lives. 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The 80s See highlights. 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. Alan is joined by US pop star Pink, who chats and performs her latest single, Blow Me (One Last Kiss), while Gok Wan shares news of his new dating show, Baggage. Alan will also be joined by comedian Adam Hills and some of athletes from the London 2012 Paralympic Games. 11.40 Shameless Gritty comedy drama series set on a Manchester estate. Repeat of Wednesday’s show. 12.45am American Football Live 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Looney Tunes 11.15 Looney Tunes 11.25 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.25pm FILM: Capricorn One (1978) 2.45 FILM: The Fifth Element (1997) 5.05 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 FILM: The Medallion (2003) Starring Jackie Chan, Lee Evans, Julian Sands, Claire Forlani. Fantasy action comedy about a cop and his Interpol agent partner who encounter supernatural complications in pursuit of an international crime lord. After the pair are wounded, a mysterious ancient medallion transforms them into superpowered warriors as the gangster stops at nothing to get his hands on the medallion and the promise of eternal life. 9.00 FILM: Swordfish (2001) Starring John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle, Sam Shepard and Vinnie Jones. Stylish, non-stop-action thriller. Hugh Jackman plays a brilliant computer hacker who is recruited by Halle Berry into helping an enigmatic John Travolta steal billions of dollars from an illegal US Government slush fund. 11.00 FILM: Desperado (1995) Starring Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida, Cheech Marin, Steve Buscemi and Quentin Tarantino. Violent, action-packed tale of a mysterious stranger who arrives in a Mexican border town seeking revenge against the local crime boss. 1.00am SuperCasino 4.00 The FBI Files 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 7.00 Spanish Football 8.30 Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Football: Championship 3.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 6.30 Scottish Premier League 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 8.30 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 Ford Football Special 12.00am Scottish Premier League 12.30 Spanish Football 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Scottish Premier League 4.00 Spanish Football 5.30 Scottish Premier League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 P1 Superstock Powerboats 10.00 Rugby Championship 2012 11.30 Premiership Rugby 12.30pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.30 Thrillseekers 5.00 P1 Superstock Powerboats 5.30 Live Super League 8.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Indy Car Series 1.00am Super League 2.30 Championship Rugby Union 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE: Vintage Collection 9.00 WWE: Afterburn 10.00 Indy Car Series 12.00pm Super League 2.00 WWE: Experience 3.00 Live Championship Rugby Union 5.30 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 6.00 WWE Special: WWE Presents 7.00 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 7.30 WWE: Experience 8.30 WWE Wrestlemania Special 9.30 WWE Night Of Champions Preview 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 This Week In WWE 11.30 WWE: Vintage Collection 12.30am WWE Night Of Champions Preview 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Close

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7.00pm Be Your Own Boss 8.00 FILM: Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Bad Education 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live 2012 1.00 Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 2.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 2.30 Bad Education

7.00pm Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 7.30 The Story Of Light Entertainment 9.00 The Pharaoh Who Conquered The Sea 10.00 FILM: Loose Cannons (2010) 11.45 British Passions On Film 12.15am Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 12.45 Fairport Convention: Who Knows Where The Time Goes?

12.05pm Winners & Losers 1.00 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 2.00 Top Dog Model 3.00 FILM: Dennis (1993) 4.50 The X Factor. See highlights. 5.55 The Xtra Factor 6.55 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (2007) 12.25am The X Factor 1.30 The Xtra Factor

6.30am Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.25 Heartbeat (x2) 10.30 Foyle’s War 12.40pm Rebecca 2.45 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 5.05 FILM: On The Buses (1971) 6.55 Lewis 9.00 FILM: Rain Man (1988) 11.45 Cracker 12.50am Inspector Morse 2.30 Film File 2.40 ITV Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

1.30pm How I Met Your Mother 1.55 Ugly Betty 2.55 Charlie’s Angels 3.50 New Girl 4.20 Suburgatory 4.50 Revenge 5.45 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 7.40 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 2 Broke Girls 11.35 New Girl 12.00am The Big Bang Theory

8.55am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x4) 11.05 Time Team (x3) 2.10pm Come Dine With Me (x5) 4.50 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 5.15 Four In A Bed (x5) 7.55 Grand Designs Australia 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E 1.15 Father Ted (x2)

11.00am I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 1.00pm Cutthroat Island (1995) 3.20 Von Ryan’s Express (1965) 5.35 Doctor Dolittle (1998) 7.15 Stormbreaker (2006) 9.00 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 11.45 Good Luck Chuck (2007) 1.45am Deficit (2007) 3.30 Close

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monday 17 Secrets Of Poundland Channel 4, 8pm In a climate where retailers are struggling Poundland is booming, with a new store opening on average every five days and pretax profits up 50 per cent in a year. Who wants to be mayor of Poundland now? Bet you do. Harry Wallop looks behind the scenes to see how Poundland does it, exactly.

Leaving ITV1, 9pm Episode two of this new drama and Aaron and Julie have started a passionate affair. He’s living at home with his ex about to marry his brother and she’s in a boring marriage. Is this attraction or escape? Well, one thing it’s not is a fling. Meanwhile Julie’s husband oversteps the mark at work with his flirting. Uh-oh.

Revenge E4, 9pm It’s all getting rather heated, but then it will when you’re hell bent on wreaking revenge on behalf of your wronged father left to rot in jail. It’s one of those quirks. Anyway, Daniel’s standing trial for murder and his defence team are looking for another likely culprit. Nothing like a good smear campaign.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Britain’s Empty Homes 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 3.55 Leon 4.00 Who Let The Dogs Out? 4.30 Sam & Mark’s Big Wind Up 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Race For Colour Antonia Quirke looks at the history of the colour film industry. 8.00 EastEnders Michael, the master of the stiff upper lip, becomes desperate not to have his private life broadcast around Walford. 8.30 Price Tag Wars – Panorama Exclusive access to the so-called Price Taggers, the Israeli teenagers who have sworn never to give up the land they claim that God gave them. 9.00 New Tricks Dramas. The UCOS team’s feathers are ruffled when Steve McAndrew, a retired detective from Glasgow, descends on the office like a bundle of Scottish energy. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan is determined to be the impresario behind the new call to prayer. 11.05 Gavin & Stacey Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey’s sex life. 11.35 The Lock Up Capturing life inside the custody suite at the headquarters of Humberside Police. 12.15am FILM: Goodbye Charlie Bright (2001) 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 Sign Zone: Dig WW2 With Dan Snow 2.45 Rip Off Britain 3.30 Celebrity MasterChef 4.00 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.00am Children’s television 9.00 The Adventures Of Abney And Teal 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Octonauts: Creature Reports 10.05 Kerwhizz 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques Road Trip. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food Lorraine Pascale creates amazing food, completely from scratch, in super quick time. 9.00 Masters Of Money BBC economics editor Stephanie Flanders examines how three extraordinary thinkers, Keynes, Hayek and Marx, helped shape the 20th century and continue to exert a huge influence on our world today. Stephanie begins by looking at John Maynard Keynes. 10.00 James May’s Things You Need To Know... James May’s Things You Need to Know. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Dragons’ Den Repeat of yesterday’s show. 12.20am Richard Hammond’s Crash Course 1.05 BBC News 4.00 Rock Types At Great Heights 4.50 In My Shoes: Rotterdam 5.00 3, 2, 1, Go!

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Paddy is gutted when Marlon gets the upper hand in the legal battle for Leo. 7.30 Coronation Street Rita makes a shocking discovery as Tommy pours his heart out. 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Presenter and comedian Paul O’Grady spends more time with the staff and canines at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In this episode, he is with dog behaviourist Brian who is working with a dog who has developed an extreme fear of men. 8.30 Coronation Street Has Tommy and Tina’s relationship reached the end of the line? Beth sees Kirk in a new light. Lloyd pays a visit to his old flame Mandy. 9.00 Leaving See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Space Cowboys (2000) Starring Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland. Sci-fi comedy drama about a team of superannuated astronauts who are rejected by NASA in the 1950s but find themselves in demand years later when a Russian satellite system malfunctions and plunges towards Earth. 12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.25 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.05 River Cottage Bites 1.20 FILM: Dark Command (1940) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The aftermath of the party causes ripples for the Kanes. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Secrets Of Poundland See highlights. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Food Unwrapped explores how our food is really made and the industry secrets behind our favourite produce. Kate and Matt look into the wax on our lemons in Spain and Thailand, and Matt gets the real story behind formed ham here in the UK. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services. This week’s programme focuses on kids, who are taking up more and more of the emergency services’ time. 10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane and his talking computer, voiced by Johnny Vegas, take another journey through the Clipiverse to bring us 50 clips of Animal Anarchy. 11.10 Comedy World Cup David Tennant referees teams of comedians as they compete against each other in a hilarious knockout competition. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 Shameless 1.10 The Good Wife 1.50 Charlie’s Angels 2.35 FILM: A Dirty Shame (2004) 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: Ordinary Miracles (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Indi, while questioning whether Romeo really wants to get back together, becomes irate when she discovers that Sid has told him to keep his distance. 6.30 5 News 7.00 World’s Scariest Flights Documentary detailing the most terrifying aeroplane journeys and intense moments of aviation drama captured on camera. 8.00 Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. Rav hooks up with a blast from the past and sets off on a patrol of Southend. 9.00 Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK’s most terrible tradesmen and put right their botched jobs. Melinda and Dom are in Worcester Park in Surrey, coming to the aid of a newlywed couple, only to discover that the cowboy responsible is a ghost from their past. 10.00 FILM: Out Of Time (2003) Starring Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes, Sanaa Lathan, Dean Cain. Thriller in which a small Florida town’s chief of police becomes the prime suspect in a murder inquiry. Who dunnit?! 12.05am Paddy And Sally’s Excellent Gypsy Adventure 1.05 SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm Ford Football Special 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 12.00am Netbusters 12.30 SPL Round-Up 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 8.25 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.55 Sporting Greats 9.25 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.30pm Super League 3.30 Super League Full Time 4.30 Super League 6.00 Super League Full Time 7.00 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.00am Elite League Speedway 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Championship Rugby Union 8.00 Super League Full Time 9.00 Super League 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Rugby Championship 2012 1.00pm Sporting Greats 1.30 Championship Rugby Union 2.30 Indy Car Series 4.30 WWE: Raw 6.30 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 Road To Kona Ironman 10.00 Thinking Tackle 11.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 5.15 Close

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Cherry Healey: How To Get A Life 9.00 Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 10.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 10.30 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 1.30 The Revolution Will Be Televised 2.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Ceramics: How They Work 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 10.00 If Walls Could Talk: The History Of The Home 11.00 The Shock Of The New 12.00am Only Connect 12.30 FILM: Loose Cannons (2010) 2.15 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 6.55 The X Factor 8.00 The X Factor 9.00 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 11.55 FILM: Analyze This (1999) 1.55am Coronation Street

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Only When I Laugh 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 An Audience With Barry Manilow 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother(x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.00 Revenge. See highlights. 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 Meet The Parents 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (2)

11.40am FILM: Sea Of Sand (1958) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs Australia 10.05 A Tale Of Two Chinas 10.35 Embarrassing Bodies 11.40 Come Dine With Me 12.50am Grand Designs Australia

11.00am The Spoilers (1955) 12.45pm The Malta Story (1953) 2.50 Appointment In London (1953) 4.45 To Catch A Thief (1955) 6.55 Romancing The Stone (1984) 9.00 An Officer And A Gentleman (1982) 11.25 Cellular (2004) 1.15am Charlotte Gray (2001) 3.40 Close

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