Latest 7: No. 595 by Latest Homes

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Picture perfect Fine arts for all tastes & pockets at Brighton Art Fair page 15

LET’S DO BRUNCH Andrew Kay enjoys a feast at Mange Tout LIFELONG LEARNING Adult courses at City College Brighton & Hove LA DOLCE VITA The local concierge service lends a hand

Best ’ n t s eak in s t s roa n tow

Brighton is to have its own TV channel as Ofcom awards Latest TV the licence! Watch the showreel that helped us secure the bid:

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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People Latest TV celebrates win; Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival launches; Ryan Heal leaves Juice FM; World Suicide Prevention Day 05 La Dolce Vita The local concierge service lends a helping hand

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Find out what’s on in Brighton today by visiting our ‘What’s on’ pages online – everything is here from theatre and club nights to music and comedy. Read the latest news headlines from across Sussex, catch up with your favourite columnists and bloggers, and win great prizes. Oh, and don’t forget to watch the latest episode of Brighton Lights on Latest TV! www.thelatest.co.uk

06 Latest Brighton & Hove News & Jobs Latest TV wins TV licence; headlines with Phil Mills 09 Race away: The Flight Centre The changing face of international travel 10 Albion A look at the League table; BHAWFC’s Kim Stenning 12 Snapshots Alan Jenkins of Bolney Wine Estate 12 Competitions Brighton Comedy Festival tickets, Paul Zerdin show tickets and Covert Affairs on DVD 13 Celeb City Jodie Kidd, Sally Gunnell, Zoe Ball, and X Factor’s Eddy 14 Bare Cheek Less familiar bus names and logical jokes 14 Mad Matt Matt prepares his hovercraft

We’re on TV!

15 All the latest homes are on

LIFESTYLE 15 On the cover: Brighton Art Fair Creative inspiration comes to the Corn Exchange 16 Hotlist; Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Andrew Kay goes for brunch at Mange Tout 18 City College Brighton & Hove A wide variety of adult learning courses 19 Health & Beauty Hair removal: shaving, waxing or IPL?

WHAT’S ON 20 Reviews & Bookings Patti Smith, Think Floyd, Howlin’ Rain, plus a look ahead to 2013 at the Brighton Centre 22 Latest Previews Jimmy Carr, Dexys, Romeo & Juliet and Now Is Good 26 Stars; TV Highlights & Listings Horoscopes with Val Aviv; Andrew Marr’s History Of The World; your seven-day TV guide Managing Editor Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless

Sales Director Lynne Edwards Advertising Manager Natasha Hutchinson Creative Director Andrew Kay Production Director Fiona McTernan

Art Director Stephen King Entertainment Editor & Production Editor Victoria Nangle Website & IT Tom Scrace Lisa Yousefi

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We are very proud to announce that Latest TV has been awarded the licence for terrestrial TV in Brighton and Hove! At last we will have our own television station broadcasting on Channel 8 on the Freeview platform, with slots on other platforms to be confirmed. We look forward to delivering the latest news and sport, top class entertainment, documentaries, education, comedy, music and everything that the people of Brighton and Hove expect from a quality TV station. We also look forward to working with the existing local independent producers in the city like BTV/Electric Sky and back2back productions. We have just covered Pride – see Brighton Lights 42 at thelatest.tv – and we look forward to covering all the major events in Brighton and Hove's calendar and letting people across the UK and abroad know how amazing this city is. Not for nothing does our Latest 7 column call it ‘CelebCity’. Bill Smith, Managing Director, Latest TV See Latest People p5 & Latest News p6. If you want to be part of Brighton’s TV channel come to our open democratic meetings at Latest Musicbar every Monday at 5.30pm

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LATEST PEOPLE

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Latest TV celebrates win, Food & Drink Festival launches, plus World Suicide Prevention Day & Juice FM’s Ryan Heal

Latest TV celebrates TV licence win Latest TV held a party at the latest Musicbar last Thursday 13 September, to celebrate winning a TV licence for Brighton & Hove. Last week Ofcom announced Brighton and Grimsby as the first two areas to win licences for a local TV channel. See also News, p6. www.thelatest.tv Photos: Diana Frangi

Yuki Stevenson (Latest TV), Claire Peerless, Vicky Nangle (both Latest 7)

Julie-Anne Gilburt (JAG gallery), Bill Smith (Latest TV) & Sonia Canals (JAG gallery)

Paula Seager (Natural PR), Cllr Phelim Mac Cafferty, Frank Le Duc, Jenni Davidson (both Latest TV)

Mike Mendoza (Adur District Council), Angi Mariani (Business Director, The Latest), Mike Holland (businessman/proeprty developer)

William Ranieri, Val Aviv, David Cuff (Latest TV)

Mark Brailsford (The Treason Show/Latest 7), James Carroll (Touch Fantastic)

Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival launch The Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival launched with a celebration of its 10th anniversary. The first event of the Autumn Harvest was Make Your Case, hosted by Latest’s Andrew Kay. It was a total sellout and in a moment of spontaneous striptease (not him), Andrew managed to raise £338 from guests towards Rockinghorse, the festival’s chosen charity for 2012. Photos: courtesy of B&H Food & Drink Festival

Andrew Kay and Nick Mosley

The panel of Make Your Case: Simon Broad, Henry Butler, Andrew Kay, Bob Wilson, Toby Pierce, Belinda Kemp, Szabi Menesi and Paul Morgan

Green party’s Councillor Geoffrey Bowden joins the directors, committee and volunteers of the B&HF&DF

Roger Marlow, chair and founder of the B&HF&DF

Simon Broad of Ten Green Bottles raises £338 for the Rockinghorse charity

Nathalie Gomez de Vera and Nick Mosley

Andrew Kay hosts Make Your Case

World Suicide Prevention Day On Monday 10 September the local charity Grassroots Suicide Prevention launched ‘Suicide Safer Brighton’ at the Latest Musicbar. The event was a collaborative campaign to designate Brighton and Hove as a suicide safer community. Some of the evening’s guest speakers included Irish singer/songwriter Sinead O'Connor and Brighton’s very own Marathon Man Kevin Betts. www.grassrootstraining.org.uk Words & Photos: Diana Frangi

Maoka Gutierrez, Joan Bailey, Karen Brown.

Alex Stanton, Nick Packham (Brighton & Hove Police), Esme Davis.

Grassroots Suicide Prevention team

Ryan Heal leaves Juice FM On Friday 31 August, businesses, friends and local celebrities joined Ryan Heal at the Hilton Metropole for his leaving do. Ryan left his job as managing director of Juice 107.2 on 1 September to embark on a new job as chief executive of Rockinghorse, the Brighton children’s charity. Word & photos: Diana Frangi

Anne & Ryan Heal

Gina & Brian Horsham (Sabai Restaurant)

Pauline Harcourt, Councillor Carol Theobald, Jennifer Mendoza (What's Happening)

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LA DOLCE VITA

Living La Dolce Vita Brighton’s new concierge service, La Dolce Vita, is here to lend an expert helping hand

a Dolce Vita is a recently established business, providing professional services that enable individuals and businesses in Brighton and Sussex to use their time more effectively and efficiently, thus ensuring they have more time to spend on what is most important, whether it be friends, family, work or pleasure. Set up by Jools and Samantha, the company has worked tirelessly to ensure that all of their clients have received the quality service expected of a professional concierge. Having built an exhaustive database of proven resources, La Dolce Vita provides up-to-date information on events, special offers

and places to visit, as well as a database of trusted suppliers and trades people. Although the business is still young, it has been quickly established as a reliable source of support and assistance, and has already helped over 500 clients throughout the region. The spectrum of services offered by La Dolce Vita is extensive, and can range from the most complex to the simplest of tasks. Included amongst the services they offer are: waiting for deliveries, supplying trusted trades people, relocations, home maintenance, running personal errands, shopping,

cleaning and ironing, house sitting, baby sitting, pet walking/sitting, holiday arrangements, occasion planning and much more. In fact, even if the task is not on their list they will still endeavour to do it. Recently, la Dolce Vita were enlisted to help organise a business event, and due to their expert local knowledge, the organisation, preparation and execution on the day was professional – yet very relaxed – and the calibre of venue, food and entertainment found at short notice and within tight budgets was excellent. Equally challenging, and also at very short notice, they were asked to organise a hen party

(during which they managed to incorporate a few splendid surprises!) and this, too, was a great success. Jools, director of La Dolce Vita, understands perfectly what it means to need help, as she manages her

business whilst raising her daughter as a single mum. “The reason La Dolce Vita is such a success is because I appreciate how wonderful it is to have someone help manage your life and take care of all the important trivia! Raising a child and running my own business whilst attempting to lead a relatively normal social life means that when I turn up to see a potential customer, I understand exactly what is required.” La Dolce Vita Concierge Service, 7 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 921120, www.ladolcevita.org.uk

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06 LATEST NEWS

What they said: ■ SIMON KIRBY,

CONSERVATIVE MP FOR BRIGHTON KEMPTOWN:

“I have been supporting Brighton’s bid for a local television station from the outset and it is great news that the application has been successful. Brighton is the ideal location for a local television station with a vibrant culture and I am sure the station will be a huge success. I am confident that the station will provide a valuable outlet for local creative talent and will help to create jobs in the area. Congratulations must go to everyone involved with the bid. I will now be pressing to ensure the coverage is as wide as possible across the city to ensure as many residents as possible are able to enjoy the benefits.”

■ CAROLINE

LUCAS, GREEN MP FOR BRIGHTON PAVILION:

“The new local channels, which could be on air before the end of 2013, will give the people of Brighton and Hove a closer-to-home news source with programmes that are more relevant to their lives – and play a key role in supporting local democracy. Our wealth of media talent and strong track record of community engagement mean we’re ideally placed to make a real success of local TV.”

■ MIKE

WEATHERLEY, CONSERVATIVE MP FOR HOVE:

“This award is fantastic news. Latest TV will be a great opportunity for Brighton and Hove, so I am delighted that all the hard work to push our city as a pioneer of the new scheme has paid off. I have been a dedicated supporter of the bid since its inception and know that we’ll be a beacon for local broadcasting around the country. Well done Bill and everyone involved at Latest TV.”

We’re on TV!

Brighton & Hove is put firmly on the map as Latest TV wins the TV licence for our city. Frank le Duc speaks to Latest TV MD Bill Smith

atest TV has been awarded the local TV licence for Brighton and Hove. The station will be the first of a new generation of terrestrial TV channels and is due to start broadcasting next year. Programmes such as the arts and entertainment show Brighton Lights, which is already available online, will be screened on Freeview. The announcement of the first two new channels – the other is Lincolnshire Living, which is based in Grimsby – comes after a long local campaign. Latest TV managing director Bill Smith said that The licence has the first two licences had been awarded for up “We look forward to gone to bidders who were to 12 years. Ofcom, already making programmes covering all the major the broadcasting and putting them online. regulator, invited local events and making He said: “At last Brighton applications in May and Hove will have its own 2012 to run local TV people across the UK television station, with its services in 21 towns own studios in the heart of and cities – and and abroad know how the city at Latest Musicbar, 57 applications amazing our city is” broadcasting on Channel 8 were submitted. on the Freeview platform, When officials drew with slots on other platforms up the original list of to be confirmed. locations, they left off Brighton and Hove, “We look forward to delivering the latest news focusing on Britain’s biggest cities. But an alland sport, top-class entertainment, party campaign with fantastic community and documentaries, education, comedy, music and business support persuaded Jeremy Hunt, who everything that the people of Brighton and Hove was Culture Secretary at the time, to change his expect from a quality TV station. mind. The policy to encourage new channels was

■ PHÉLIM

MAC CAFFERTY, GREEN DEPUTY LEADER OF BRIGHTON AND HOVE CITY COUNCIL:

“We are all absolutely delighted that Latest is the successful bidder for local television in Brighton and Hove. Latest has built strong and successful partnerships with many of the major organisations in the community including the council, the Albion, local radio and our city’s vibrant digital sector. We look forward to working with Latest in showcasing our diverse, creative and modern city to local people and beyond.”

■ BUSINESSMAN AND PROPERTY

DEVELOPER MIKE HOLLAND:

“I’m really pleased Bill’s managed to pull it off. This will take Brighton to another level. A city like Brighton and Hove needs its own TV station in order to attract the right investment and to complement the wonderful creative culture we’ve got here.”

■ MIKE MENDOZA, RADIO PRESENTER

AND CONSERVATIVE DEPUTY CHAIRMAN OF ADUR DISTRICT COUNCIL:

“It’s the most wonderful news for the area. Brighton to Worthing has been screaming out for something like this because we’ve been ignored by the big regional broadcasters for years. Well done to Bill and the team.”

“We also look forward to working with the existing local independent producers in the city like BTV/Electric Sky and back2back productions. We have just covered Pride – see Brighton Lights 42 at thelatest.tv – and we look forward to covering all the major events in Brighton and Hove’s calendar and making people across the UK and abroad know how amazing this city is. Not for nothing does a local column call it ‘CelebCity’. “Brighton and Hove has the biggest arts festival in England, a brand spanking new football stadium that is one of the best in the UK, top-class businesses, world class universities and colleges, great radio stations and magazines and, as everyone knows, it is one of the sexiest places on earth. “Brighton is not properly serviced by local TV. It has newspapers, magazines, radio but no TV – but it does now. Latest TV looks forward to showcasing the best of Brighton, Hove, Worthing and surrounding areas, and also to working with the BBC to provide up-to-the-minute local news. With Wired Sussex, Latest TV will be a catalyst for growth in the crucial digital, creative and IT sector.”

championed by Mr Hunt even before he became a minister. He was promoted in the recent cabinet reshuffle and it was left to his replacement Maria Miller to announce the licence for Brighton and Hove. The project is being supported nationally by £25 million of capital funding, mainly to cover the cost of transmitters, and then by £5 million a year for three years. This is believed to be worth a six-figure sum for each broadcaster in the first year, with the BBC expected to buy content. Mr Smith said: “Latest TV would like to thank the past and present Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Jeremy Hunt and Maria Miller, the DCMS and all at Ofcom for realising the importance of local democracy. “We would also like to thank our three MPs, Caroline Lucas, Mike Weatherley and Simon Kirby, and Jason Kitcat, the leader of Brighton and Hove City Council, for the council’s support, plus Gill Mitchell, the leader of the Brighton and Hove Labour and Co-operative Party, and Lord Bassam of Brighton for their crossparty support.” ■

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Olympic gold medal winner Sally Gunnell OBE has shown her dedication to fresh, local produce by becoming patron of the Sussex Food & Drink Awards. “It is much healthier to eat fresh, local food – and it’s great to support your community at the same time, so I am a huge advocate of eating local,” said Sally Gunnell, who grew up on a farm and has lived in Sussex for many years: “I enjoy my food – it’s part of my relaxation – I enjoy eating out and the social side of it, sharing something really good – but I also believe we are the role models for our children and I eat fresh and local with them whenever I can – and we’re blessed with fantastic food here in Sussex.”

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READING BETHAN

Jodie Kidd steps out to celebrate Brighton’s new title, plus Sally Gunnell, Zoe Ball & X Factor’s Eddy

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Kidding around town Another year, another local contestant on The X Factor. This time round it’s Worthing boy Eddy String, who impressed judges Gary Barlow, Louis Walsh, Leona Lewis and Tulisa. The 18-year-old got through to the Boot Camp part of the show with his rendition of The Strokes’ hit ‘Last Nite’. While he clearly wowed the crowd in the studio, the Twitter backlash has already begun. Love him or loathe him, we’ve not heard the last of young Mr String...

ashion model and TV personality Jodie Kidd stepped out in Brighton last week as our city was named the most dog-friendly place in Britain! Brighton and Hove was announced as the winner of Cesar’s search for ‘Britain’s Most Dog-Friendly Place’, chosen by a panel of judges led by Cesar ambassador Jodie Kidd. Brighton and Hove was selected following a nationwide hunt where Cesar asked people to nominate their favourite place to visit with their dog. Brighton and Hove, which made the shortlist alongside Padstow and Harrogate, was crowned winner due to its wide variety of open spaces and ease of canine accessibility, making it the ideal place for owners to spend quality time with their dogs. Jodie Kidd, model and dog-lover, said: “It was great to see what the establishments of Brighton and Hove had to offer me and my dog, Dooby. We’ve received some great suggestions throughout the nomination campaign, but Brighton came out on top.” www.facebook.com/cesarpawsinplaces

Meanwhile on the other side of the box, the line-up for Strictly Come Dancing has been announced and with it a surprise for Brighton’s Zoë Ball. Her lovely dad, Johnny Ball, will be slipping on the sequinned lycra and taking to the floor as Strictly’s oldest ever contestant. Zoe will be returning to reprise her role as presenter of the spin-off show It Takes Two when the show returns in a few weeks.

Watch out for local author Bethan Roberts, who you will be seeing and hearing a lot of in the city over the coming weeks. That’s because Bethan’s novel, My Policeman, is the focus of this year’s City Reads, one of my favourite festivals on the city’s calendar. A highlight of the festival for me will be seeing Bethan in conversation with Eats, Shoots and Leaves author Lynne Truss (7 October).

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14 ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Less familiar bus names N

ow you know the connections of our buses to the famous. But what of those more obscure names we see trundling around town, slower than a Scottish pensioner on a mobility scooter? Here are some of those mute, inglorious Miltons (NB. none of them are actually called Milton) explained.

HELEN BOYLE – No. 659 – Local publisher and moral crusader. In 1947 she launched a 30,000 initial print run of Cheeky Chappie Max

NATHANIEL WOODARD – No. 439 – Invented the concept of Chris Tarrant. According to legend, the idea for ‘C. T.’ – everybody’s favourite reformed alcoholic – came to his inventor in a dream one Saturday morning after he'd enjoyed a midnight feast of a face full of flan and a bucket of water. Woodard’s less successful creations included Bob Carolgees, Fogwell Flax and magician Clive Webb.

Your safe word Each week we ask a couple from Brighton’s thriving BDSM Scene what their safe word is. This week: Mr and Mrs Colin Richie of Hanover. Their safe word is... “Flask”.

LOGICAL JOKES More rational funnies Q: Why does a golfer take an extra pair of socks with him when he goes golfing? Miller’s fabled ‘White Book’ and went bankrupt. GEORGE HUMPHREY – No. 629 – Made the first recorded use of the joke about the farmer who had taken ten years to learn to say ‘manure’.

In & Out Special “Humorously Jumbled Titles of Famous Books” edition

In • The Wrath of Grapes • Heart Wounded My Knee at Bury • The Curious Nighttime of The Incident in The Dog • Keep The Flying Aspidistra • The Crowd Far From Madding

Out

• Flies of The Lord • Flesh – The Way of All • A Havana in Our Man • Time The Music to a Dance • The Lightness of Being Unbearable

A: In case it is exceptionally cold. Q: How do you make a band stand? A: Instructions can be obtained from the “Woodwork” section of any library.

MAUDIE OTTAWAY – No. 709 – Can recite by rote, at pace, and without

AUTONOMAPHOBIA THERAPY Photo: BMC Bryan Jay

Mad Matt Matt Whistler prepares his hovercraft

oor lock sales have rocketed and window shutters are flying out; the pandemic fear of robotmania is monopolising Brighton. Planet Earth is in jeopardy and as part of the Brighton Digital Art Festival, I am having an art attack and redirecting the hysterical public into The Brighton Media Centre’s FrieseGreen Gallery for cover. You will be handed a complimentary drink and robot-related nibbles and then shown a series of 2D robots in punky-funky, lounge DJ ambulance – I mean ambiance. Word is on the street that there are still some spaces left on the guest list to attend Autonomaphobia – my 2D robot art on 28 September at 7pm. Pavement walkers watch out, I

will be arriving in my hovercraft. I will be selling my art to raise funds for my next big comedy viral and anyone purchasing and adopting a 2D robot will also get a signed DVD of cherry-picked internet virals on a show called Matt Whistler’s Trip Out. What else? Oh yes! I’ve been to see Bryan Jay at the Brighton Media Centre and he threatened me with a camera which resulted in me being swamped in keyboards so retro they didn’t even have the ‘@’ key. I have just designed a 2D robot with some ducting and the inside of a musical box. To join the party on 28 September email landingpadinfo@gmail.com and if you need a lift home the hovercraft will fit one extra...

SIR SAMUEL BROWN – No. 405 –Famous for not being Sir Samuel Browne, the distinguished soldier and inventor of the holster belt. It was his grace and good humour when mistaken for his more illustrious near-namesake that earnt him his knighthood.

slip or hesitation, the words to the old ‘Lip smacking’ Pepsi commerical.

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BRIGHTON ART FAIR 15 Sam Hewitt – Gardner St Morning

Creative inspiration Brighton Art Fair welcomes an eclectic gathering of visual artists to the Corn Exchange this September

ocal artist Sarah Young and administrator Jon Tutton spent many years exhibiting at craft and art fairs. Some were good, some were busy but poor for sales, some were simply dire, and so they got a good grip on what they wanted to achieve when they set up Brighton Art Fair in 2003 and then Brighton Craft Fair (MADE – Brighton) which takes place in November. Both shows were organised to fill a gap in a very creative town where opportunities to sell work were strangely thin on the ground. Art Fair Director Jon Tutton says; “I think that we have built up a reputation for delivering an art fair that is enjoyed by the visitors and exhibitors alike; it’s friendly and fun but without compromising on the originality and quality of the work on show”. Brighton Art Fair showcases over 120 contemporary artists and attracts a capacity audience of nearly 6,000 visitors to the beautiful Corn Exchange in the heart of the city. The fair has built a very strong reputation for exhibiting exceptional quality and original artwork in a relaxed, informal and friendly environment. Brighton Art Fair is the largest visual art exhibition on the South Coast, with year on year sales growth exceeding expectations. Over half a million pounds’ worth of art was sold in 2011, including the commissioning work which inevitably arises from such events. The selection panel have once again organised a stunning show. Painters, printmakers, ceramicists, photographers and sculptors will be exhibiting with the most original and eclectic work across as wide a variety of methods and subjects as possible.

Paul Wadsworth – Mother And Child In The Garden

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Christopher Sacre – See What This Man Gave Birth To After Using 2,000 Condoms In 22 Days

Artists themselves sell their work direct to the public, bringing a personal feel to viewing and to the buying process. Visitors enjoy meeting the artists – learning about their creative inspirations, techniques and future projects. This time around, Brighton Art Fair is delighted to welcome Christopher Sacre who will be showing his work in the entrance foyer. Christopher’s epiphany as an artist arrived unexpectedly when he discovered a happy marriage between condoms and plaster in 2010. The resultant installation, ‘See What This Man Gave Birth To After Using 2,000 Condoms In 22 Days’ consisted of 2,000 plaster ‘babies’ – simple cast forms whose method of production references the way in which a used condom is knotted and discarded. “Would they be black? White? Deaf? Disabled?” he asks. “The sperm left inside the condom all looks the same...” For the Brighton Art Fair, Christopher has been inspired to create new artworks based on his installation. Using bold colours from our national flag and the Olympic rings he explores new

Dawn Stacey – GoldenTrees

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territory, but, as ever, chooses to remain ambiguous as to the meaning and form the work will take. Christopher says, “It’s an honour to be invited to showcase my work at Brighton Art Fair, which I consider to be one of the increasingly important dates in the art calendar. I’m a little daunted to be honest but looking forward to meeting everyone!” The Private View takes place on the evening of Thursday 20 September, and is by invitation only. On arrival each visitor will get a glass of wine generously supplied by Harvey’s of Lewes, and canapes will be on offer, each handmade by local caterers Elizabeth Caton. The fair will then be open to the public on Friday 21 September from 11am – 7.30pm, Saturday 22 from 10am – 6pm and Sunday 23 from 10am – 5pm. Brighton Art Fair, 21 – 23 September 2012, Corn Exchange, Church Street, Brighton, tickets £6 on the door, children under 14 free. www.brightonartfair.co.uk

Fergus Hare – Eternal Peace

Ele Pack – Out Of Darkness

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleysfishandchips.co.uk

The Hove Bank

The Hove Bank Steak & Ribs is the new sister restaurant of The Old Bank, offering great service in a grand café restaurant setting with pavement seating on the south east corner of beautiful Palmeira Square. Serving delicious locally sourced steaks, ribs, burgers and salads, home-made vanilla ice cream, a delicious wine list both at lunchtime and in the evenings, and all at great value for money – especially their specials menu with three courses for £10.95 at lunchtimes and midweek before 7pm. Opening hours: Mon–Thurs 12pm–2pm and 5pm–9.30pm, Fri–Sat 12pm–10pm and Sun 12pm– 9.30pm. The Hove Bank, 64 Western Road, Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JQ, 01273 721182, www.thehovebank.com

The Foragers

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award winning beer garden while the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades they are offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, BN3 3YU 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Gallery Brighton – The Lanes

This restaurant boasts one of the finest outdoor heated street terraces in Brighton. The Gallery offers the very finest locally sourced steak and seafood, all served in a friendly unpretentious environment. Located in the heart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery is a must for those looking to get into the Brighton swing of things. With live music played on the terrace day and night this restaurant is a must next time you are out and about in the Lanes. They offer a great value lunch (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menu (2 courses for £15.95). Food is served all day. The Gallery Restaurant, 28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327, www.thegallerybrighton.co.uk

The Old Bank Steak & Ribs

Kemp Town’s friendly new steakhouse restaurant serves delicious food with great service in a warm and comfortable setting. Locally owned and aiming to be the Cheers of the neighbourhood, The Old Bank offers quality steak and ribs, local catch of the day, grilled chicken and vegetarian dishes at great value prices. A great wine list complements wholesome and satisfying food. The kids’ menu is also great value. Open Mon–Fri, 5pm–9.30pm; Sat–Sun, 12pm–10pm; live background Sunday jazz 6–8pm. Open all day bank holidays and now the garden is open. The Old Bank, 120 St George’s Road, Kemp Town Village, BN1 1EA, 01273 682200, www.oldbankkemptownbrighton.com

The Townhouse – Kemp Town

The Townhouse Piano Bar and Restaurant is the perfect destination for those looking to relax in the heart of Kemp Town while enjoying their favourite tipple and the finest local summer menu, and listening to live piano every night of the week. The restaurant has won the ‘Top 10 Restaurants In Brighton’ and is independently owned by a local family. It boasts an amazing lunch and evening menu with locally sourced steaks, lamb, vegetarian and seafood. They offer amazing value set lunch menus (2 courses for £10.95) and evening menus (2 courses for £15.95), Mondays – Thursdays and the best roasts in town on Sundays from £9.95. The Townhouse – Kemp Town, 81–82 St James’s Street, Kemp Town, BN2 1PA, 01273 693216, www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

The Townhouse

No fancy pants fashion fads here, but some well executed classics. Most importantly though is their open attitude; everyone gets the same charming welcome – guests and diners, locals and visitors alike – and when you have been once, you will want to return again and again.” – Andrew Kay, L7 food writer. Their reasonably priced menu starts at £13.95 for two courses, £15.95 for three, Sunday to Thursday; £17.95 for two courses, £19.95 for three on Friday and Saturday. À la carte menu available. Open 6pm. New Steine Bistro, 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415, www.newsteinehotel.com

Indian Chaula’s Brighton

French

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet Meal Deal only £3.99 and £2 for beer or soft drink! (Offer valid from 3 September to 20 October 2012.) Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Cocoa Patisserie

Chaula’s Lewes

Chinese Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Cocoa is an authentic French patisserie near Brighton station. Everything is home-made on the premises each morning with the finest ingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts, biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches, toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. Cocoa, 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412, www.cocoabrighton.co.uk

New Steine Bistro

“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm, The New Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. The Gallery – The Lanes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

Local champion of regional Indian cuisine using seasonal, Sussex produce. For lunch you can feast upon a selection of awardwinning King Thalis, street snacks, dosas, Roomali Roti wraps and Kathi Kebabs. There’s plenty of choice for vegetarian gourmands to enjoy too. The Chilli Pickle has been recognised with a Michelin Bib, two AA rosettes, voted Top 100 UK Restaurant in The National Restaurant Awards and runners-up in this year’s Brighton Foodie Awards. Lunch is served 12pm–3pm; Dinner 6pm–10.30pm Closed Tuesdays. Booking essential. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

Chaula’s Brighton

Fat Leo

The budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Quality family dining in the Italian mould but a little less expensive. Popular with students and young families, with trendy interiors, and a menu with the signature set-price boards proclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95. Fat Leo, 16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH, 01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

Mediterraneo Deli

Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you the best tasting, truly genuine and most authentic Sicilian food. The family-run deli offers mouth-watering daily specials, birthday cakes made to order and typical Sicilian products. They enjoy catering for all events from lunch meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Every dish is prepared and served fresh to order with ingredients genuinely sourced from Sicily. Open 9am–3pm Mon-Fri, 10am –3pm Sat. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Thai Sawadee

Italian

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

Donatello

The Green Mango

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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The Green Mango has arrived to spice up Brighton and Hove. This modern Thai restaurant is committed to giving you the complete Thai experience, with the most authentic food possible. Lunch starts at £4.95, and they’re open every day, so come down and ‘gin yur yur’ (eat a lot!) The Green Mango, 8 Church Road, Hove, BN3 2FL, 01273 327226, www.thegreenmangohove.com

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay slips out for a tasty lunch at Mange Tout in Trafalgar Street

but I need to show a little care when it comes to my consumption of food. The Toulouse sausage with lentils was very tempting but I suspected it would be rather robust and not tick my careful box. Instead I chose the roast hake with new potatoes, sweet potato puree, braised fennel and a sauce vierge. The fish was perfect, a decent slab of pearly white fish, cooked perfectly and sat on a small pile of potatoes. The fennel, a replacement for the advertised pak choi, was delicious and a much better choice in my view. The potatoes and the puree added texture and sweetness and the sauce vierge was buzzing with the flavours and smells of fresh herbs. It was, in short, first class, just the right size to satisfy and a sensible price at £10. I suspect the same dish in a posh joint could be sold for at least another £8 on top. JC chose the sausage and when it arrived I looked on with a certain sense of envy but also righteousness at having chosen the lighter dish. But my word it looked good. The big sausage took centre stage but a supporting slice of garlic sausage added variety of both taste and texture. JC thought it might be a boudin blanc but the waiter assured him it was not, rather a garlic sausage. The stew of lentils looked unctuous and was heavy with slices of bacon. If the bacon is the same as they serve at breakfast then I know it tastes good. I stuck to my guns and refused dessert, despite hankering after some variant on Eton Mess, and I finished with an espresso which we took outside so that JC could enjoy a small but stinky cigar. I must go to Mange Tout more often; the food is always great, the service charming and the clientele seem to be there because they enjoy great food and cooking. Interestingly, the room was full of people partaking of a proper meal and not just loitering over a latte for an hour, a sure sign that this is a place for food lovers. It was also, on this occasion, a Latest 7 supports buggy-free zone, which after my earlier tantrum was a good thing. Perhaps if prams got smaller again then things might be better, but that, I suspect, would be like asking parents to give up their Chelsea tractors and do the school run on foot, or at least in a Nissan Micra. VOTING NOW CLOSED Mange Tout, 81 Trafalgar Street, www.brightonfoodawards.com Brighton, BN1 4EB, 01273 607270

Light bites

Dejeuner A

few months back, on what was a rare, sunny Saturday morning, I decided to come into the city centre to meet a friend for a spot of brunch. I like brunch from time to time and it’s certainly no bad thing at the weekend, leaving time for other more important stuff than cooking three meals. We headed into town to a popular haunt where I know they do a decent brunch, but on arrival we found it packed to the gunwales, and mainly with families, young children and buggies. Now, I have no objection to kids in restaurants, well behaved ones that is; the sooner we introduce the next generation to dining out the stronger the future of the restaurant business will be. Buggies, however, drive me mad. Needless to say, we moved on, and I am very glad we did. Our second choice was Mange Tout in Trafalgar Street. I was already a fan but the exceptional breakfasts we enjoyed were superb, tasty, generous and sensibly priced. I loved the freshly squeezed pink grapefruit juice that day and the relaxed atmosphere of the place. It made me wonder why we did not go more often. When my friend JC called and asked me to meet him for some lunch I was happy to suggest Mange Tout. JC is French with a capital F and as a restauranteur he is as passionate about food as one might expect. Strangely though, he had never eaten at Mange Tout so for him it was going to be a first. Our meeting was about business. JC and his lovely wife, Julia, are hosting a second International Chef Exchange and there were one or two things we needed to talk over as well as some rather exciting plans for a new venture at L’Eglise, their Hove bistro. (More of that when things are finalised.) Knowing I had a busy evening with no plan for dinner, I was happy to have a proper lunch. Just the one course you understand but more than the usual snack. What am I saying? I often have a proper lunch, as I detest snacks and whole heartedly believe in taking a break from the computer in the middle of the day to give the eyes and the brain a rest. JC was of the same mind and has for years tried to encourage us all to eat a proper lunch by coming up with very attractive and affordable offers. The menu for the day is chalked up at Mange Tout. I would have loved to do three courses

Hurry with your curry One of my favourite jobs of the year is the annual curry chef competition. I have been judging it for several years now and it always delights me that the standard is so high, the chefs so enthusiastic, and that they all recognise the importance of high standards of hygiene in their kitchens. Which is a good thing as to enter they need to have reached a standard set by the city Council’s vigilant Safety Team. The Food Safety Team at the City Council are currently organising their third Brighton & Hove Curry Chef of the Year. The competition is an opportunity for local curry restaurant and takeaway chefs to celebrate and show off their skills. Previous chefs that have been awarded the accolade of being Curry Chef of the Year have been Khanchit NimnualAnant of Krua Anne, Kensington Gardens in 2010 and Sabu Joseph of The Chilli Pickle, Jubilee Street in 2011. I know how much the chefs who have entered in

the past have valued the experience of entering and for some winning the now much coveted prize. If your favourite curry chef has achieved the prerequisite four or five stars in the Scores on the Doors ratings then encourage them to enter and join in the fun. This year the cook off is planned to take place in the kitchens of Brighton Racecourse, and once again I will be part of the team deciding which korma cuts the mustard, which biriani is the bee’s knees and which dansak bites the dust. All businesses that cook curry as a traditional part of their menu and currently have a food hygiene rating of 4 or 5 stars have all been invited to enter the competition by 12 October 2012. For further information contact Brighton & Hove’s Food Safety Team on 01273 294491.” follow me on twitter

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CITY COLLEGE

Back to school Lifelong learning opportunities at City College Brighton & Hove

e are spoilt for choice with Adult Education opportunities at City College Brighton and Hove, with 300 part-time courses that cover both leisure and professional business qualifications. The College offers a wide range of part-time business courses, specially designed for the real business world and with industry recognised certificates. Also on offer are a variety of Adult Leisure courses, providing opportunities to explore hobbies, get creative, develop new skills or even learn a new language. “Lifelong Learning is something that I feel passionately about”, says newly-appointed Principal Lynn Thackway. “City College is at the

heart of the local community, so while there’s obviously a big focus on providing 16 to 18-year-olds with the type of skills and qualifications that employers are looking for, the College is also committed to helping adults transform their lives through education in a welcoming and supportive environment.” Since the College’s new Adult Education prospectus was launched in the summer, demand for places has been high, but there are still opportunities to enrol on a diverse range of courses. The College’s Hair, Beauty & Holistics department is offering part-time courses in Anatomy & Physiology, Nail Technology, Indian Head Massage and Complimentary

Therapies, while on the creative side there are opportunities to study Art & Design, Photography, Music Production, Singing for Pleasure, Pottery & Pattern-cutting. Those in need of professional qualifications for the workplace can enrol on Food Safety, Law, Team-leading or Line Management courses and when it comes to practical skills, there are places available on maintenance, plastering and electrical courses too. Those interested in pursuing a career in teaching post-16/adult students may be interested in the Certificate in Education PGCE qualification, and for aspiring journalists there are still places available on NCTJ Journalism courses, which put students in the best possible position for either getting that first job with a magazine, newspaper or website, or for making it as a freelancer. For those wanting to enhance their IT skills, there are introductory courses in PHP and HTML, CSS & Java Script available. Also, for speakers of other languages who want to go to a UK university, the IELTS qualification covers the study skills and research methods needed for graduate or undergraduate study in the UK. As for languages, the College is still recruiting for its courses in Japanese, Greek, Swedish and Italian. There are opportunities aplenty. For more information on courses at City College, contact course information on 01273 667759, email info@ccb.ac.uk or see www.ccb.ac.uk

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HEALTH & BEAUTY 19

You smoothie! Holly Cozens looks at hair removal options

Why wax? Many people, both men and women, find waxing to be their preferred method of hair removal. By removing the whole hair follicle instead of just what grows beyond the surface, waxing gives you longer-lasting smooth skin and reduces irritation for when the hair grows back. A benefit of waxing is you are not tending to these areas with a razor every other day in the shower. Also, some claim the thickness of the hair regrowth decreases the more regularly you wax. But waxing may not be for everyone.If you have a particularly low tolerance for pain, this treatment can be quite uncomfortable. However, professional spas and beauticians have now introduced different forms of wax like hot wax and soya to try and ensure less painful experiences. If you think you can handle this method of hair removal every four to six weeks, then give it a try.

Shaving the way Possibly the most painless of all hair removal options, shaving is definitely a popular choice with both men and women. Fast, cheap and portable, shaving is convenient whether you are at home or on holiday. Major shaving brands are constantly developing new types of razors to improve performance and to rival other methods by focusing on smoothness and reduced irritation. These promises of improvement are not enough to keep some people with a razor in their hand. Since shaving does not affect the hairs any deeper than the surface, regrowth is much quicker and is time consuming for a smoother upkeep in the long term. Blades can also irritate the skin and cause itching if areas are not looked after properly. Choose a shaving gel or foam for sensitive skin to prevent irritation, and replace your blade if it doesn’t glide smoothly, as a dull blade can cause a rash. Bear in mind that shaving alone is unlikely to reduce thickness of hair when regrowing. If that particular issue enters into your hair removal choice choose waxing or IPL.

IPL can make it permanent At the very mention of the phrase ‘permanent hair removal’, I’m sure many of us are already trying to convince ourselves and others what a money-saving investment Intense Pulsed Light treatment would be. Although laser hair removal cannot technically guarantee the removal of every single hair in the treated area, many women and men testify that it dramatically reduces hair regrowth, deeming it incredibly effective. Imagine, four or five treatments followed by no more worrying about the next wax or shave. Major high street brands have also recently released their own at-home versions to buy making it a more accessible and affordable option, but if you are unsure of IPL visit a professional clinic. IPL treatment is more expensive and the results differ between individuals and the treated area. Whether it’s the neck, chest, underarms or legs, laser hair removal is an increasingly popular choice, even more so with the home versions. With how much money I will spend on razors and salon appointments over the next 40 years, IPL could prove to be a wise choice.

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REVIEWS

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n a packed Brighton Dome Concert Hall, on tour, promoting her 11th studio album, Banga, an ecstatic audience hung on Patti Smith’s every word. An amazing live act, tender, articulate and passionate, at 65, Smith is still getting the major artist treatment from her record label and still making her own brand of poetic rock: at times tough, thoughtful, sensual, uncompromising and anthemic. So often referred to as the high priestess of punk, Smith still has that electrified presence, that raw aggressive passion – but she is also so quirky, so elegant, her dancing so fluid and carefree, her literary and cultural influences so wide. Her poetic side is ever evident: in her incantatory style, her incredible literary context, and her careful respect for words. Her sensitive side was at the forefront at first, with a sweet version of ‘Dancing Barefoot’ but this soon gave way to a solid rockier sound – thanks to a brilliant backing band featuring long-time side-kick Lenny Kaye and Smith’s son Jackson Smith – as the pace built through soulful renditions of ‘This Is The Girl’, her tribute to Amy Winehouse, and the classic ‘Pissing In A River’ to the sexually-charged ‘Because The Night’, a powerful, stomping version of ‘Gloria’, the anthemic ‘Power To The People’ and finally a suitably crazed version of ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Nigger’. Between songs, Smith was effortlessly charming and spoke warmly of Brighton and the beach. An amazing live performer, a force of nature, an intellectual heavyweight and a class act. Quite brilliant. Fiona McTernan

musical abilities with the song’s differing time steps and styles. Highlights were the orgasmic vocal finale on ‘Great Gig In The Sky’ and local kids giving plenty of attitude on ‘Another Brick In The Wall’. A must see for all Pink Floyd fans. Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 8 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Lee Stevens

THINK FLOYD

Although Think Floyd opened with the ubiquitous ‘Shine On’, thereafter the show was a delightful mix of main stayers (‘Money’, ‘Run Like Hell’) and tracks for the Floyd aficionado. Indeed the ‘Live in Pompeii’ section featured a truncated ‘Echoes’ (forgivable given the original was one side of a vinyl album) which showed off the band’s

PETER SEARLES – HEY GRINGO! THROUGH PERU

Peter Searles is a performer no one will forget in a hurry. Using a combination of comedy, Shakespeare and real life as storytelling physical theatre, he took the audience on a journey to the heart of Peru, finishing on a dramatic climax of the most terrifying Amazon trek. Throughout he kept us engaged

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 21 and entertained with his natural wit, although the slow warm up at the beginning didn’t inspire immediately. It wasn’t until the nerves passed that we were able to get into the swing of things. Despite this, he left us wanting more. Komedia Studio Bar, 9 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Sascha Cooper

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SHERLOCK HOLMES – A STUDY IN FEAR!

With Holmes red hot on TV, this threeman show could appear flat, but the zip was all in the text and confident delivery. It was heavy with information yet these professionals conveyed every word, every nuance, and spiked it with humour. Their timing was flawless. Watson was predictably irritating until his “I’m a soldier, Holmes” speech gave the character stature. This new production would make an excellent radio play. It relies on sound effects and the set adds little. So why put it on the stage? Well, go along to the Connaught and enjoy the inventive twist in the last scene. Connaught Theatre Worthing, 11 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Connal

COPPE’

PLAN B

Brighton Centre, 11 Feb 2013, £tbc, 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Fresh from his break on the big screen in The Sweeney, Plan B returns to his musical roots with this large scale tour. Massive.

1 Give Her The Gun Equinox 2 Panos Christofi Sunshine 3 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 4 Seedhead Rollercoaster 5 The Fadadoo Project Lost In A Crowd 6 Boa Marks Merchandised Eyes 7 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall

10 Maria Mcateer – Her Night At Noon Drink The Pain Away

The Old Market, 8 Oct 2012, £12/10, 01273 201801 www.theoldmarket.com Back after the truly special stripped-down grand piano tour of 2011, Why? are now in full electric force once more, with phenomenal new record ‘Sod In The Seed’.

EXAMPLE

Brighton Centre, 2–12 Jan 2013, £42–12.50 (discounted group prices available), 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Andrew Lloyd Webber’s sensational Starlight Express explodes back onto the stage with a new production for 2012, destined to take the UK by electrifying storm – on roller skates!

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9 Drewvis Estoy Esperando

WHY?

STARLIGHT EXPRESS

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8 Coda Luna Folie a Deux

Brighton Centre, 22 June 2013, £42.50/37.50, 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Following the success of his recent Revolver UK tour, Elvis Costello has decided to revolve again next year, wheeling his gigantic vaudevillian contraption up and down the country for 15 highly anticipated shows.

Brighton Centre, 25 May 2013, £45/41, 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Mark, who was recently presented with a Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2012 Ivor Novello Awards (the UK’s highest songwriting accolade) announces summer 2013 tour dates in support of his new album Privateering, released 3 Sept 2012 on Universal Records.

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The Marlborough Theatre, 7 October 2012, £6/5, http://coppe.bpt.me Affectionately known as ‘The Legendary Godmother of Japanese Electronica’ and ‘The Lost Daughter of Björk and Aphex Twin’, Coppe’ returns to the UK for a rare full tour in collaboration with London based electronic music label Bit-Phalanx.

ELVIS COSTELLO & THE IMPOSTERS

MARK KNOPFLER

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SHAKEDOWN ANNOUNCE NEW ARTISTS

Stanmer Park, 6 October 2012, £75/40 + booking fee, www.shakedown.co.uk Arlissa, Jacob Plant, B. Traits, Brimmer and Special K’s have been added to the bill for the final festival of the year, joining an already packed line-up including Dizzee Rascal, Chase and Status (DJ set) and Professor Green headlining.

HOWLIN’ RAIN

This genre-defying experience covered every musical reference from Led Zeppelin to Pink Floyd. Fronted by Ethan Miller, looking like Grizzly Adams’ long lost uncle, this Californian quartet rocked out like Jimi Hendrix and the Eagles’ love child. Very slow to warm up, they eventually hit their groove with some startlingly moving soulful ballads and impressive showmanship. Their extended numbers showcased their musical expertise, despite the last number falling dangerously close to entropy. Audience members who stayed the distance were rewarded with a unique act of exceptional calibre. The Haunt, 11 Sept 2012 ✪✪✪✪✪ Bradley Pilcher

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Brighton Centre, 26 Feb 2013, £25, 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk Live fans should prepare for a huge show, with killer Example production and a succession of monster hits from ‘Watch The Sun Come Up’ and ‘Kickstarts’ to last year’s number one smash hits ‘Stay Awake’ and the massive ‘Changed The Way You Kissed Me’ as well as the recently released ‘We’ll Be Coming Back’ feature with Calvin Harris, ‘Say Nothing’ and more brand new tunes.

CHARLI XCX

Green Door Store, 14 Nov 2012, £8 + booking fee, www.seetickets.com Charli’s been touring the globe this summer supporting the likes of Coldplay, Justice and Santigold in North America and Europe. She was even personally asked by Azealia Banks to perform at her Mermaid Ball in LA. Catch her at the Green Door Store before larger venues beckon.

Give Her The Gun’s ‘Equinox’ refuses to budge from Number One, as again it remains at the top spot this week. There’s stiff competition from Seedhead with their catchy song ‘Rollercoaster’, that has stormed up the chart, and rather quickly through the top five, sitting at four. You hold the power over the chart by listening to your favourite tracks online. Calling all musicians, why not submit your own songs so you can battle it out to be the most listened to band in Brighton. A great way to be a part of the music scene.

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LATEST PREVIEWS STAGE

L7 Previews STAGE: ROMEO & JULIET A new Shakespeare from award winning Icarus Theatre Collective at the Connaught Theatre Worthing

iolent delights have violent ends in Romeo and Juliet by Icarus Theatre Collective. Following their previous productions of Macbeth and Hamlet, Icarus Theatre Collective presents a bold new production of Shakespeare’s most tragically romantic tale at the Connaught Theatre in Worthing. Max Lewendel once again directs the cast in a vibrant, contemporary version of The Bard’s beloved tale of young love torn apart by family rivalry. The famous play unravels the story of Romeo and Juliet’s love, which blossoms in defiance of their families and in secrecy from their closest friends. Misadventure, family pride and ancient quarrels must ultimately destroy the lovers’ hopeful beginning. Icarus Theatre Collective launched in 2004 and has a reputation for punchy and vibrant productions of contemporary and classic theatre. The company’s productions have received accolades including Time Out’s Critics Choice and have performed their work both nationally and internationally, winning awards across Europe. Icarus is perhaps best known for their awardwinning production of R.C. Sheriff’s Journey’s End, which played to sell-out houses during its national tour. Romeo and Juliet at the Connaught Theatre, Union Place, Worthing, BN11 1LG, Friday September 21 and Saturday September 22, 7.30pm Tickets: £12 adult, £10 child (over 10s only), £40 family of four, school/youth groups of 10+ £9 with one adult free. To book call the box office on 01903 206206 or visit www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

STAGE: LONDON PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA’S 2012/13 SEASON AT BRIGHTON DOME The London Philharmonic Orchestra returns to Brighton Dome for another four concert residency joined by world class conductors and artists, with programmes of uplifting and inspirational music from the pens of Rachmaninoff, Beethoven and Elgar, amongst others. Highlights of the season include virtuosic violin concertos by Dvorák (Saturday 3 November) and Sibelius (Saturday 2 February) performed by internationally renowned musicians. An all American concert features favourite works including Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue and Copland’s Fanfare for the Common Man (Saturday 23 February). The season closes with two orchestral masterpieces: Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 and Elgar’s Enigma Variations (Saturday 16 March). The opening concert sees Osmo Vänskä conducting Rachmaninoff’s thrilling Symphony No. 3. Also programmed is Dvorák’s treacle toned Violin Concerto, performed by internationally renowned violinist Christian Tetzlaff. On Saturday 2 February 2013 an all Sibelius evening, led by Jukka Pekka Saraste, follows the biographical contours of Sibelius’s life which so informed his music. His failure as a virtuoso violinist resulted in the resplendent Violin Concerto, a testament in music to the virtuoso Sibelius never was, here performed by Henning Kraggerud. On Saturday 23 February 2013 an all American concert features

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The Last Of The Lake

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES The Last of the Lake Brighton Dome Studio Sat 22 Sept Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org Antony & Cleopatra Festival Theatre, Chichester Until 29 Sept Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Noel Coward’s Private Lives Minerva Theatre, Chichester 21 Sept – 27 Oct Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk Dvorák’s touching symphonic hymn to the slave songs and spirituals of America, his Symphony No. 9 (From the New World), and Copland’s well known Fanfare for the Common Man alongside two slices of pianist America: Gershwin’s blues and jazz influenced Rhapsody in Blue and Copland’s beautiful Piano Concerto. On Saturday 16 March 2013 at 7.30pm David Parry conducts two masterpieces of manipulation: Beethoven’s iconic Fifth Symphony, built on an infamous four note theme, and Elgar’s towering variations based entirely on a touching and chameleon-like improvised tune. Also programmed is Schumann’s Cello Concerto. Tickets are £10 – £27.50, Premium Seats £32.50, Season Discounts of up to 20% available To book, call Brighton Dome Ticket Office on 01273 709709 or visit www.brightondome.org follow me on twitter

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LATEST PREVIEWS MUSIC&CLUBS 23 Dave Clarke

CLUBS: BLUE CAMEL CLUB Dust off your dancing shoes and join the party at this regular, high energy night. Managed by people with learning disabilities, Blue Camel showcases the talents of learning disabled artists from the city and beyond. Hosted by the Shut Up and Listen Radio Show, with live bands, DJs and VJs. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Mon 24 Sept, 7pm, £4, access assistants free CLUBS: DAVE CLARKE Dave Clarke, nicknamed The Baron of Techno by John Peel, is known as one of the biggest legends in the techno world. With support from Tony Montana, Chris Crossley vs Taylortronic, and Sketchy Steve vs Jiminy Clackett. Concorde 2, Fri 21 Sept, 11pm–4am, £8 MUSIC: RICHARD HAWLEY Channeling elements of psychedelia, space rock and heavy riffing alongside his more familiarly tender moments, Hawley's new album Standing At The Sky’s Edge is a radical, more sonically rich departure. His rich baritone is still Richard Hawley

intact though, but the menace is upped, evoking the raw garage sounds of The Stooges and Jesus & The Mary Chain. Support from the wonderful Lisa Hannigan. Brighton Dome, Concert Hall, Wed 19 Sept, 7.30pm, £20/£18

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MUSIC: MALCOLM HOLCOMBE The extraordinary country, blues and folk singer is back in town, with another superb album in tow, Down The River, which features guest appearances by (among others) Emmylou Harris and Steve Earle. Hugely entertaining, his Waitsesque singing is complimented by some at times visceral, at others tender, guitar playing. He's also an extremely funny story teller on stage... Prince Albert, Fri 21 Sept, 8pm, £8 Rachel Sermanni

MUSIC: RACHEL SERMANNI Rachel Sermanni’s debut album Under Mountains finally gets its release this October, and it’s a hugely mature and sublime piece of work from this 20-year-old Scottish lass, a singer songwriter with a very distinct style that is a little offbeat but very accessible at the same time. Definitely one to watch. Latest Musicbar, Sun 23 Sept, 8pm, £7

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MUSIC: DEXYS Turn back the clocks as this iconic band storm the Brighton Dome

ne of the more ‘welcome’ reunions of recent times has been that of Dexys Midnight Runners (and to emphasise, this is not all about cashing in), a band out of Birmingham, who for a few years at the beginning of the 80s were one of the best as well as most popular bands around. They dominated the charts with hit singles such as ‘Geno’, ‘Come On Eileen’, ‘There There My Dear’, ‘Jackie Wilson Said’ and ‘The Celtic Soul Brothers’. Image was always a big part of the band’s appeal, and this has changed regularly over the years; from donkey jackets or leather coats and woolly hats to hooded tops, boxing boots and pony tails, right up to the Too-Rye-Ay look that saw the band attired in dungarees, scarves and leather waistcoats – a scruffy, right-off-the-farm look. Rowland had said of the image: “These are my best clothes. Again it just feels right for the music. Everybody else is dressing up sort of straight-laced and we come in wearing these and it’s like, y’know, here we are...a bit of hoedowning is even possible! We wanted to be a group that looked like something... a formed group, a project, not just random.” Rowland and the band weren’t able to follow up these successes; many members left and strange musical decisions were made, with Rowland’s reputation as ‘difficult’ affecting both his music and his personal life. In the end they came out with Don’t Stand Me Down in 1985, considered by some to be a nu-soul classic, but a commercial failure, not helped by Rowland’s initial refusal to release a single from the album. For this period the look featured ties, pin-striped suits and neatly combed hair – a musical and stylistic approach that Rowland has described as: “so clean and simple; it’s a much more adult approach now”. The new album, only the fourth in Dexys’ career, finally arrived this year; One Day I’m Going To Soar made it to number 13 in the charts. It’s a triumphant return to form, and their live shows are apparently as good as they always were. Ever the perfectionist – the ‘James Brown of UK indie soul’ – Rowland has seemingly fought off many of the demons that plagued him for much of the ‘80s and ‘90s. “I want to get everything 100 percent right, and know that it’s the best I can do and every note is there for a reason. The only way I can be satisfied is to make the record I’m hearing in my head on my own terms.” The look? It’s speakeasy ‘20s and ‘30s gangster glam. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Thursday 20 September, 7pm, £25 follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: COMEDY SANS FRONTIERES

the-bone gags in a fun night out. Assembly Theatre, Worthing, Sat 22 Sept, 8pm, £25

A new monthly comedy night launches, raising funds and awareness for the organisation Medecins Sans Frontieres

EVENTS: ALZHEIMERS SOCIETY MEMORY WALK This is a two and five mile sponsored walk along the iconic Brighton and Hove seafront, passing the beautiful pier, Brighton Wheel, and finishing up at start point – the gorgeous Hove lagoon. There will be entertainment for all the family at the lagoon, a bouncy castle and live music. Hove Lagoon, Sat 22 Sept, 10am registration time, 11am start time, www.memorywalk.org.uk

lways a good thing: mixing good times with a good cause. This brand new monthly night in the centre of town has been established by comedian and promoter Sami Stone, one half of the promoting team that set up Laughtermarket at The Old Market, who has one thing in her sights – raising awareness of Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF). Explaining her motives further, Stone says: “This is the best that I can do to offer my encouragement Phil Kay and support to MSF. It will only be a drop in the ocean, but I am very grateful to the acts that have agreed Grainne to take part and also the venue who Maguire have generously offered to pay their expenses. All in all, whatever we raise will be better than sitting at home wondering what the world is coming to, but being paralysed to do anything about it.” Considerably better, in fact, with anarchic Perrier nominee of 1993 Sami Stone and 1994 British Comedy Awards winner for best stand-up Phil Kay headlining the first show, and fantastic support from Grainne Maguire, Rachel Parris and Joe Wells. Already in place to top the bill in October is one of Stuart Lee’s favourite comics, Simon Munnery, and the months after that will see Sarah Kendall, Josie Long and Imran Yusuf offering their services for this very good cause. Sami Stone continued, “The work that MSF do is awe-inspiring. They put themselves directly in the firing line with very little resources and often they are themselves a target for hostility. Sometimes this even results in death or kidnappings. But still MSF persevere, administering aid and medicine to those victims of war.” You can donate directly to MSF by visiting their website: www.msf.org.uk The Quadrant, Friday 21 September, 8pm, £6/5. Comedy Sans Frontieres runs on the third Friday of every month. follow me on twitter

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COMEDY: FRANCESCA MARTINEZ Fresh from winning a Fringe Media Network Award at the Edinburgh Festival, Francesca brings her defiant, insightful and fascinating hit show to Brighton. 18+ Komedia, Sun 23 Sept, 8pm, £12/10 COMEDY: GREG DAVIES Off the back of a sell out national tour of Firing Cheeseballs At A Dog that delighted audiences all across the country, and guest appearances on a variety of TV panel shows, be one of the first to experience this work in progress before it heads off on its national tour. Ropetackle Centre, Sat 22 Sept, 8pm, £15

EVENTS: GIANT CAR BOOT MARKET With around 200 pitches showcasing arts, crafts, bric-a-brac, fashion, music, jewellery, vintage and all things nostalgic. The market operates on a first come, first served basis, with trader access from 5am. Arrive early to secure your pitch. Brighton Marina, Level 9 MSCP, Sun 23 Sept, 7am–2pm, free

COMEDY: JIMMY CARR – GAGGING ORDER If you missed Jimmy’s sold out April date, or if you simply want to see him again, now's your chance to catch his biting quips and renowned close-toEVENTS: TANGO BOOT CAMP Come and learn the world's most passionate dance at Argentine Tango with Tango Boot Camp. Authentic but fun classes and friendly social dancing. Total beginners can start any night with no need for a partner. After the classes there is a social dance (milonga) with traditional and modern tango music. Latest Musicbar, Wed 19 Sept, 8pm–1.30am, £8 whole night, £5 students, £3.50 social dancing only after 9.45pm, www.tangobootcamp.co.uk

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ART: REVELATIONS An exhibition exploring acts of uncovered 'truths' and featuring Group 5, a collective of artists who include Ian Hodgson, June Frickleton, Eve Shepherd, Patrick O’Donnell and Chris Tongue. Revelations, 22 Sept–14 Oct, Naked Eye Gallery, 5 Farm Mews, Farm Road, 01273 204800 ART: ODYSSEYS As part of Brighton Digital Festival, Odysseys is an exhibition by David Blandy who uses video, performance, digital technology, animation and comics to investigate the form and content of the popular culture that surrounds us. Odysseys, Phoenix Gallery, 10-14 Waterloo Place, 01273 603700, until 23 Sept

FILM: KILLING THEM SOFTLY (TBC) Dir: Andrew Dominik Adapted from George V Higgins’ bestselling novel, this thriller stars Brad Pitt as mob hit man Jackie Cogan, tasked with making sure justice is seen to be done when a high-stakes mafia poker game is robbed. Thing is, as much as he starts off with his decisions ruled by his head, his heart soon starts to get in the way. Also starring Ray Liotta, Richard Jenkins and James Gandolfini. Released Fri 21 Sept, Showing at Odeon and Cineworld For full details of film times: www.odeon.co.uk www.picturehouses.co.uk www.cineworld.co.uk www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

FILM: NOW IS GOOD (TBC) Director: Ol Parker

et your hankies ready, chaps and gals, as not only is this so packed full of bright young things it could make T4’s booker faint in excitement, they’re also very good and incredibly touching in this bleak but ultimately uplifting tale. Latest 7 got a chance to watch a preview of the film this summer and was impressed by the acting chops on Dakota Fanning as the spikey teenager Tessa, who decides when she is told that her cancer is now terminal that she will go for quality of life over quantity, and stops her chemotherapy to embark on her own teenage ‘to do’ list. Including things like ‘shoplifting’ and ‘get in a fight’, it’s a list of commonplace teenage events she has compressed to fit into her remaining days. Another item, of course, involves romance, which after a false start looks likely to take the shape of new neighbour Adam, played by Jeremy Irvine – cast before his phenomenal success centre stage in Steven Spielberg’s War Horse. Completing the core cast are Paddy Considine and Olivia Williams as Tessa’s parents, coping and not coping in their own ways with Tessa’s decision and her self-imposed imminent departure. By the way, Considine utterly rocks as the heart-broken and bereft parent, with each of Tessa’s offhand barbs cutting him to the quick. The final cast member is Brighton – which is where the majority of the film is set. Used to great effect, it’s clear that the character of the city is intrinsic to the film. Makes you glad to be so close to this great location, and although you may emerge red-eyed, the performances and writing are so good you won’t mind having to don your shades to exit with dignity. Released Wednesday 19 September. Showing at Odeon and Cineworld Listings Send your stage listings to: stage@thelatest.co.uk Send your comedy listings to: comedy@thelatest.co.uk Send your events listings to: events@thelatest.co.uk Send your arts listings to: art@thelatest.co.uk Send your music listings to: music@thelatest.co.uk Send your club listings to: clubs@thelatest.co.uk Send your gay listings to: gay@thelatest.co.uk

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argentine tango with tangobootcamp lout presents www.tangobootcamp.co.uk rachel sermanni 8pm-11.30 + guests £8.00 whole night /£5.00 8pm £7 adv OR £3.50 social dancing /£3.00 tickets: www.seetickets.com

the quick fictions app introduces quick fictions, an invigorating night of short fiction where every story is under 300 words. 6.30pm free

cabaret bar: amplify this! official launch party

live music from 8 with dave blackwell, lauren rebecca, devil in detail, special guest this wicked tongue. 8pm £3

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STARS | TV

STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Some partnerships are simply hard work, but they can be the most rewarding. Don’t be afraid to challenge the status quo, especially when it feels like there’s a heavy weight dragging you down. If freedom is a state of mind, then change your thinking.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

News you hear this week could be life changing. Extra lashings of luck are bestowed upon you via the family, and finances will benefit. If you stay positive and face the challenges with true courage, you will succeed in surpassing expectations.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Something communicated to you via friends or timely meetings of like-minded people, can be a propelling force for change, evoking in you something primal. The more courageous you are, the more the synchronicity comes back.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

There’s a strong force for change encouraging you to branch out; it is likely you will be reluctant to follow the orders from those who have the power to boss you around. Be too rebellious though and you could well be forced to start over.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Sometimes opportunities only come along every so often. There’s a plane and you want in. Are you going to just sit there and expect the stairs of the plane to cup your feet and carry you onboard? All you have to do is get up and walk on. That’s the hardest part of the journey: starting.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Jerking responsibilities of a joint nature may not prove the most efficient way to wash your hands of a deal. There’s an air of serious creativity about you and really what’s needed is an outlet. Make a move into a creative world.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

While we are the sum of all that we have been, that does not mean the future can’t turn around and surprise us. You’ve never been more in touch with the future, but how can others share your vision if you keep it to yourself? Believe in your insights.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

We are all subject to change as nothing can be fixed in life, even statues go missing – is there nothing sacred left? If you feel shaken up by this week’s events, allow yourself to be open to what life is trying to help you adapt to and uncover.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Unexpected activities which push you beyond your usual sense of expression may be the spark that sets your world aflame. Growth and change are yours for the taking; your values may have to come under the microscope as it’s the small things that are making a big difference.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

When you change your life irrevocably for the better and bravely cast aside all that is old and outmoded, will you remember that some of what has been was good? On your journey to greater refinement you need to be selective about that which you keep and that which you discard.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

How much can a person learn when they think they already know everything? While you ponder that curious question an opportunity arises for you to be a little less sure about what you know. You are ready to move forwards onto greater awareness.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You will need the stimulation of friends who have some kind of gravitas that hooks you into a deeper awareness of life’s undercurrents. With a little sweet talking you can wangle your way out of a joint financial deal that you felt tied you down. Working relations go well and can be a lot of fun. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 818 – 24 SEPTEMBER China’s first hero, who was both a civil engineer and a civil servant. Not surprisingly, given our knowledge of human history recent and stretching further back, both sex and violence are represented, ensuring the With Victoria Nangle programme a post-watershed time slot. It sort of says more about contemporary anthropology, the degree of how graphic these re-enactments need to be. It’s interesting how we currently choose to see our own history, considering how in the early part of the 20th century when we were doing a fair bit of archeological digging (think newsreels and the number of episodic dramas that saw pith helmets n anthropological history of mankind from and curses dooming tomb raiders), we saw them as the earliest records seems like an impressive more peaceful and civilised on the whole. Clearly, undertaking for a television programme, and supernatural Mummy’s curses notwithstanding. if anyone can do it, Andrew Marr can. Spread over Here’s the thing: those newsreels, snippets of eight episodes, this series kicks off with the tribes epic films starring either Charlton Heston, Kirk of Africa migrating and one tribe in particular Douglas or Russell Crowe, and rumours that making it over to Europe. Interesting things, wouldn’t hold water in any schoolyard gossip ancient historical re-enactments, as what with circle, have been huge contributors to my general language being a bit of an unknown quantity knowledge on the history of man. Sure, there noises can become incredibly have been the odd legitimate communicative. Just contributions, but to get an remember that next time you arc, to introduce a “Clearly, supernatural overall lose your voice after a chronology, fill in that gap raucous night out embracing between sitting around a Mummy’s curses the lyrical wonder of PiL. different fire every night as From early man to the a hunter/traveller pack, and notwithstanding” disappearance of the evolution of towns and Neanderthals (no, they really cities is a pretty are not our ancestors anymore), on to the enlightening thing. I’m intrigued by what comes revolutionary development of the needle, through next. I’m not sure if this is a history of the to farming, sickness, hierarchies and belief world – that covers an awful and vague lot – but systems, this doesn’t even take us to the this is definitely an engaging history of man. It Romans arriving and so much feels packed in. Its gives you a bit of context, as well as wonder as brief but well-placed brush strokes sketch out an to what might come next. entirety of centuries, picking out consistencies Andrew Marr’s History Of The World, BBC1, Sunday in universal myths to suggest possible facts – 23 September 2012 like that huge flood thing that keeps popping up, follow me on twitter latestvicky and how it resulted in the emergence of arguably

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tuesday 18 Wills And Kate: Baby Fever Channel Five, 8pm Who wants an heir? Does anyone apart from royals actually have heirs these days? As we’re not sure when Wills will be king, but we’re pretty sure he will be sometime, that means a number of people are dead keen to get a look at who might follow. And what will it take to raise a modern monarch? Calpol?

Derren Brown: Svengali Channel4, 9pm This is going to be good and it’s going to be mind-bending. We can deduce this from a number of factors: firstly, this is a recording of Derren Brown’s Olivier awardwinning theatre show. That means people in the know think it’s ace. Secondly, it was recorded this year, meaning it has to be his best ever. Natch.

Lilyhammer BBC4, 10pm Frankie the Fixer has his bar in Lillehammer, his cultural and Norwegian teacher – who’s also a bit of a single parent dish – and seems to be gathering a bit of a posse around him. It’s almost like he never left Jersey! Well, not quite, and the local chief of police is showing an unhealthy interest in Frankie’s background.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Britain’s Empty Homes 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 3.55 Leon 4.00 Who Let The Dogs Out? 4.30 Trade Your Way To The USA 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Billy is determined not to give up as he desperately tries to keep the cleaning business going. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Jac puts both her career and her health on the line; will she be able to swallow her pride and ask for help? 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Nick Knowles and the team issue a call to arms and recruit friends, family and local trades to help transform the homes of families across Britain. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Lock Up Capturing life inside the custody suite at the headquarters of Humberside Police. 11.15 Citizen Khan Sitcom following the trials and tribulations of selfappointed Muslim community leader Mr Khan and his family. 11.45 FILM: Trust The Man (2005) Starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Romantic comedy about two couples fighting to save their relationships. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 Sign Zone: Watchdog 2.30 Toughest Place To Be A... 3.30 Rip Off Britain 4.15 Celebrity MasterChef 4.45 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.05 Nuzzle And Scratch: Frock And Roll 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Gregg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques Road Trip. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off Amateur bakers have their skills tested to the limit. The bakers must impress Mary and Paul with two types of sponge puddings. 9.00 Vikings Neil Oliver reveals the truth behind the legend of the Vikings. He heads out from the Scandinavian homelands to Russia, Turkey and Ireland to trace the beginnings of a vast trading empire that handled Chinese silks as adeptly as Pictish slaves. Neil discovers a world of ‘starry-eyed maidens’ and Buddhist statues that are a world away from our British experience of axe-wielding warriors, although it turns out that there were quite a few of those as well. 10.00 The Rob Brydon Show Celebrity guests ahoy! 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 China On Four Wheels China on Four Wheels. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Coping 4.30 Love Hurts 5.00 Seeking Refuge 5.20 Ask Lara (x3)

ITV1

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 5.00 The Chase

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rachel and Jai clash over their financial arrangement. When Jacob acts up, Priya demands David has a word with him. Gennie reveals to Nikhil why she is nervous about childbirth. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Real Madrid V Manchester City Manchester City make the trip to the Bernabeu to face nine times European Champions Real Madrid as the Champions League kicks off for the new season. Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate as Roberto Mancini’s team face one of the toughest tests in world football. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Matt Smith presents highlights of tonight’s Champions League matches as Manchester City kick off their group stage campaign with a trip to Real Madrid, and Arsenal are also on the road against the French champions Montpellier. Other teams in action include big spending Paris Saint-Germain, AC Milan and Borussia Dortmund. 11.35 Grimefighters Series following the daily lives of Britain’s clean up teams. 12.00am Jackpot247 2.30 Goldenballs 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 River Cottage Bites 1.20 FILM: A Man Alone (1955) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As Ally continues to get the Kanes back on track, Callum is left wondering if he’s too good to be true. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money Sarah Beeny helps people to achieve their property dreams without breaking the bank. She is out to prove that anyone can have a home they’ve always dreamed of, even if they can’t afford to buy it. In Stamford in Lincolnshire, Lindsey Adams has £40,000 to spend on her kitchen extension but is so scared of making the wrong decisions that she’s not making any at all. 9.00 Derren Brown: Svengali See highlights. 10.35 Big Fat Quiz Of The 80s Jimmy Carr presents a special editon of the celebrity quiz show in which celebrities demonstrate their awareness of the 1980s. Guests include Jonathan Ross, Jason Manford, Stephen Mangan, Micky Flanagan and Carol Vorderman. 12.15am Random Acts 12.20 PokerStars.co.uk European Poker Tour 1.40 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.05 International Volleyball 3.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.25 British Formula 3 3.50 GE Strathclyde Park Triathlon 4.45 Freesports On 4 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: Class (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Indi tells her father not to meddle in her love life, but then snubs a meeting with Romeo in favour of a drive with Liam. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series following Britain’s emergency paramedic and police bikers. 8.00 Wills And Kate: Baby Fever See highlights. 9.00 Person Of Interest High-tech thriller series. Reese works as a driver for the newest person of interest, an attractive woman who is a master of shady deals. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Las Vegas-based forensic drama. In this episode, each case is linked by the victims as they ‘wake up’ to find themselves in the morgue. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. The team investigates when a mob of hooded criminals terrorises the city by surrounding and beating up tourists. One of the team gets hurt – not saying who. 11.55 CSI: Miami Crime drama. While the team tries to determine the cause of a house fire, Calleigh communicates with the victim’s spirit. 12.50am Forensic Files 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Ford Monday Night Football 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 Preview 12.30pm ICC World T20 Final England v Australia 2.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 Sporting Greats 7.00 Football Asia 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Football Asia 11.00 Revista De La Liga 12.00am Barclays Premier League Review 1.00 Champions League Goals 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Revista De La Liga 3.30 Barclays Premier League Review 4.30 Champions League Goals 5.30 Football’s Greatest

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 11.00 Trilby Tour Golf 12.00pm Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 1.00 SPL Round-Up 1.30 Ford Monday Night Football 4.00 Kings Of Europe: The Chelsea Story 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 LIVE UEFA Champions League 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00am Fishing Gurus 1.30 Poker

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Road To Kona Ironman 6.30 Golfing World 7.00 Thinking Tackle 8.00 Soccer AM The Best Bits 9.00 Elite League Speedway 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Netbusters 12.00pm European Tour Golf 1.00 Spruce Meadows 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 Thinking Tackle 4.00 WWE Smackdown 6.00 Formula 2 Championship 7.00 Disabled British Open Golf 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Poker 12.30am Super League Backchat 1.00 Sports Unlimited Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Indian Hill Railways 8.30 British Passions On Film 9.00 Love And Marriage 10.00 Lilyhammer. See highlights. 10.45 Rude Britannia 11.45 Inspector Montalbano 1.25am British Passions On Film 1.55 Love And Marriage

3.40pm Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 8.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 10.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 12.45am Celebrity Juice 1.30 The X Factor

11.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Only When I Laugh 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Above Suspicion: Silent Scream 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 Monk

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11.40am FILM: The Bravados (1958) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Secret Eaters 10.00 Embarrassing Bodies 11.05 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 12.10am Secret Eaters

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wednesday 19 Dallas Channel Five, 9pm Skullduggery and manipulation – it must be JR. And bless him he’s giving John Ross a lesson in exactly how to do it. Who said that oil was thicker than blood, eh? JR moves back to Southfork and takes control of the plan to buy it, Bobby has second thoughts about selling and Cliff Barnes adds his penny’s worth.

Shameless Channel 4, 10pm A very different kind of family from the Ewings in terms of economics, but probably not such a jump when it comes to ethics. If this lot found oil on the estate you can bet they’d be flogging the stuff in cider bottles before teatime. Dom springs a surprise on Gloria: their birth mother, Hazel. Daggers at dawn.

Be Your Own Boss BBC3, 9pm A Dragons’ Den for the ‘yoof’ culture, entrepreneur Richard Reed (him behind the success story that is Innocent smoothies) is on the hunt for the next generation of go-getters with bright new ideas. From 500 pitches he selects three pitches he’d risk money on and puts them through their paces.

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6.00 – 9.25am Children’s television 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.05 Nuzzle And Scratch: Frock And Roll 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 Coast 1.35 Lifeline 1.45 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 4.45 Match Of The Day Live: Women’s Football – England v Croatia 7.00 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Gregg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 7.30 Coast The team travel from Berwick-upon-Tweed to Aberdeen, highlighting Edinburgh’s close connection with the coast. 8.00 Antiques To The Rescue Antiques to the Rescue. 9.00 Dead Good Job Looking at the work of Britain’s funeral directors as they help people say the last goodbye. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 The Love Of Books – A Sarajevo Story: Storyville Documentary which tells the story of a group of men and women who risked their lives to rescue a library – and preserve a nation’s history – in the midst of the Bosnian war. Amid bullets and bombs and under fire from shells and snipers, this handful of passionate book-lovers safeguarded more than 10,000 unique, hand-written Islamic books and manuscripts. 12.20am BBC News 4.00 Ask Lara (x5) 5.00 Children Of World War II 5.30 Compose Yourself

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Trying to help, Nikhil gets Henry a virtual baby for him and Gennie to practice on. 7.30 Coronation Street Owen steps in to help Tommy and Tina make a fresh start. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs The celebrity couples joining Phillip Schofield this week are Warwick Davis and his wife Sammy, Jane Seymour and her husband James, and Brendan Cole and his wife Zoe. 9.00 Mrs Biggs Five-part drama series about the woman who married Ronnie Biggs. With Ronnie incarcerated and unable to provide for his family, Charmian is pursued by a young sailor and his manipulative mother. A brief relationship leads to an unwanted pregnancy and an illegal termination. Just when Charmian is coming to terms with this, she discovers that Ronnie is planning to escape from prison. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Full Metal Jacket (1987) Starring Matthew Modine, Adam Baldwin, Vincent D’Onofrio. Powerful study of warfare, following recruits from basic training to the killing fields of Vietnam. 12.45am Jackpot247 2.45 Columbo: How To Dial A Murder 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

6.05 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.25 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 River Cottage Bites 1.20 FILM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (1995) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Callum is given reason to suspect that Ally isn’t all he seems, while Maddie makes an effort to befriend Phoebe – but does she have an ulterior motive? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 The Food Hospital Health series which uses food to try to tackle common illnesses. The first patient to be seen by the team is four-year-old Jack, who suffers from atopic eczema, a skin condition that affects one in five children in the UK which means his skin often becomes itchy, dry, red and cracked. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. University professors Celia and Diana want a state-of-the-art modern home to retire to. They’ve decided to pioneer an entirely new way of building and will construct the world’s first computer cut house. *Gulp!* 10.00 Shameless See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 2 Broke Girls US sitcom. 11.40 New Girl Flatshare sitcom. Jess returns to the flat after spending an idyllic week with Russell. 12.10am MUSIC ON 4: iTunes Festival 2012 1.10 MUSIC ON 4: Nelly Furtado: 360 Sessions 1.35 Spotlight: Indie And Rock 1.50 FILM: Runway 3.30 TBA 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 Numb3rs 3.20 FILM: The Pledge (2008) 4.55 The Family Recipe 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Harvey admits to Alf the reason why he is not fighting for custody of Lottie. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Cowboy Builders Melinda and Dom are in Worcester Park in Surrey, coming to the aid of a newlywed couple, only to discover that the cowboy responsible is a bit familiar. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Documentary series following Britain’s emergency paramedic and police bikers. 9.00 Dallas See highlights. 10.00 Paddy And Sally’s Excellent Gypsy Adventure Travel documentary series with Paddy Doherty and Sally Bercow. In Hungary, home of the Roma Gypsies, they try their hands at snail-hunting, basket-making, gypsy dancing and goat-milking in a village in the rural south; meet a traditional horse-trader in the north and in Budapest discover the Roma who are making a name for themselves in the fashionable careers of clothes designers and chefs. 11.00 FILM: Murder By Numbers (2001) Starring Sandra Bullock, Ryan Gosling, Michael Pitt. Thriller in which two schoolboys believe they have committed the perfect murder by framing an innocent man. 1.15am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 10.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30pm Futbol Mundial 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 Gillette Soccer Special 10.30 Boots ‘n’ All 11.30 Futbol Mundial 12.00am Total Rugby 12.30 Champions League Goals 1.30 Boots ‘n’ All 2.30 Futbol Mundial 3.00 Champions League Goals 4.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage Collection 8.00 Revista De La Liga 9.00 Fishing Gurus 9.30 Super League Backchat 10.00 Premier League Review 11.00 Revista De La Liga 12.00pm Disabled British Open Golf 1.00 Champions League Goals 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 Fishing Gurus 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Champions League Goals 5.00 World Basketball 5.30 Thrillseekers 6.00 Champions League Pre-Game Show 7.30 LIVE Champions League 10.00 Champions League Goals 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00am Max Power 2.00 Football Asia 2.30 World Basketball 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Trans World Sport

Sky Sports 3 7.00am ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 Disabled British Open Golf 10.00 Thrillseekers 10.30 Fishing Gurus 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics 12.00pm Formula 2 Championship 1.00 Fishing Gurus 1.30 Super League Backchat 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics 3.00 WWE 5.00 Champions Tour Golf 6.00 European Challenge Tour - Kazakhstan Open 7.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 Champions Tour Golf 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Cage Fighter 1.00 Asian Tour Golf 1.30 Champions Tour Golf 2.30 European Challenge Tour – Kazakhstan Open 3.30 Asian Tour Golf Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm FILM: National Treasure (2004) 9.00 Be Your Own Boss. See highlights. 10.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 10.30 Family Guy (x2) 11.15 American Dad!(x2) 12.00am Be Your Own Boss 1.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.30 Bad Education 2.00 Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 20th Century Battlefields 9.00 Surviving Hitler: A Love Story 9.55 My Father Was A Nazi Commandant 10.45 Human Planet 11.45 Mission To Mars: A Horizon Special 12.45am Great British Railway Journeys 1.15 20th Century Battlefields

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 8.00 Top Dog Model 9.00 Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 10.00 FILM: Love Actually (2003) 12.45am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

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thursday 20 Who Does Your Daughter Look Up To?: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm Apparently – and with a loaded question like that in the title it will probably be of little surprise to most – little girls are more likely to look up to reality stars and footballers’ wives than successful businesswomen or athletes. Penny Marshall speaks to Amy Childs and others about it.

Location, Location, Location Channel 4, 8pm Phil and Kirstie are coming to East Sussex in this new series, hunting for a period flat near our very own Brighton and Hove for Ashlee Newton, and a first home packed with renovation opportunities for Colin Amery and Robin Balance. Time to covet your neighbours’ new property love. Just one more bedroom...

New Girl E4, 9.30pm It’s all about falling into bad habits this week, as both Jess and Nick look like they could be hooking up with their dastardly exes – oh no! Not those nasty people we learned to hate so much in the first series! Yup. And Winston gets a painful souvenir of his wild night out with his boss. Best not make it a habit, dude.

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6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.05 Nuzzle And Scratch: Frock And Roll 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Greg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques Road Trip. 8.00 Wartime Farm Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn turn the clock back to run Manor Farm in Hampshire exactly as it would have been during World War II, when farmers were tasked with doubling domestic food production due to the Nazi blockade. 9.00 The Choir: Sing While You Work 10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Rob Brydon Show Celebrity guests, music and Rob! 11.50 James May’s Things You Need To Know... James May’s list of things you really need to know! 12.20am BBC News 4.05 Lilly The Magnificent 4.20 Life Stories 4.35 In My Shoes: Germany And The Netherlands 5.35 In My Shoes: Rotterdam 5.45 Joey’s First Fight

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale After Andy kicks her out, Kerry gets drunk and falls into a coma. 7.30 Who Does Your Daughter Look Up To?: Tonight See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Val calls Amy when the doctor says Kerry might not live through the night. 8.30 The Corrie Years The third episode of this six-part series goes behind the scenes with Coronation Street storylines filmed on location. 9.00 The Bletchley Circle Conclusion of the three-part drama series about a group of former Bletchley Park codebreakers. Thrown into a chilling confrontation with the murderer they have so brilliantly tracked down, Susan and the other Bletchley women become locked into a ever more dangerous game of cat and mouse. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, sports presenter Clare Balding, and actor Liam Neeson. 11.35 Poms In Paradise Documentary series. 12.05am Jackpot247 2.35 Who Does Your Daughter Look Up To?: Tonight 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.30 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm News 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 1.20 FILM: The Yangtse Incident (1957) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Callum tries to expose Ally, and in doing so uncovers some major revelations. Esther’s fashion showcase ends badly. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Location, Location, Location See highlights. 9.00 The Audience Three-part series in which a person faced with making a life-changing decision is followed around for a week by 50 strangers, who then deliver their verdict. Single mother Andreena Bogle-Walton tries to decide whether to send her ten-yearold daughter Renee to Devon to live with her father, or to keep her in London living with her. 10.00 One Born: Plus Size Mums A special edition of the series set in a busy maternity ward. Follow three morbidly obese pregnant mothers as they, and the professionals who care for them, do all they can to bring their children safely into the world. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.10am Fatal Flight 447: Chaos In The Cockpit 1.10 Lost Children 2.05 A Tale Of Two Chinas 2.30 Secrets Of Poundland 3.00 You Deserve This House 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 4.50 Countdown 5.35 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Champions League Goals 10.00 Inside The PGA Tour 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00pm Champions League Goals 2.00 Futbol Mundial 2.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Premier League World 8.00 The Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.30 Premier League World 12.00am Ringside 1.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 2.30 Premier League World 3.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 The Rugby Club

6.00 Home And Away After Harvey tells her about the day Ben died, a row ensues that makes Lottie determined to live with neither of her parents. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Frontline Police Documentary series with Rav Wilding. Rav hooks up with a blast from the past and sets off on a patrol of Southend. 8.00 Heroes Of The Skies Eight years after Squadron Leader Douglas Bader lost his legs in a flying accident, he led a ragtag squadron of Canadian fighter pilots into battle against Hitler’s mighty Luftwaffe. 9.00 Making Faces A look at the work of the highly skilled surgeons and prosthetics experts at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham. Featuring Anna, who had her nose removed due to a cancerous tumour and is now having a prosthetic nose fitted. 10.00 True CSI Forensic science documentary series. An examination of the murder of teenager Naomi Smith in Nuneaton, Warwickshire and the subsequent police investigation. 11.00 Dallas Modern revival of the Texan family soap. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Total Rugby 8.30 FIBA World Basketball 9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Champions Tour Golf 12.00pm European Challenge Tour - Kazakhstan Open 1.00 Boots ‘n’ All 2.00 Champions Tour Golf 3.00 European Challenge Tour – Kazakhstan Open 4.00 Champions League Goals 5.00 Total Rugby 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 12.00am ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Racemax 3.00 The Rugby Club 4.00 Ringside

Sky Sports 3 6.30am Asian Tour Golf 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 World Endurance Championship 10.00 Total Rugby 10.30 World Basketball 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 World Basketball 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 WWE 6.00 IAAF Athletix 6.30 America’s Cup Discovered 7.00 Racemax 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 WWE: Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 NRL Fulltime 1.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 2.00 IAAF Athletix Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama(x2) 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Sinbad 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 Moone Boy (x2) 11.00 Trollied 11.30 A League Of Their Own 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Best Of Road Wars 2.00 Cop Squad (x2) 3.50 Brit Cops (x2)

7.00pm The World’s Strictest Parents 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now 10.00 Wilfred 10.20 Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now 1.30 Wilfred

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.00 Horizon: Asteroids The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 9.00 The TwoThousand-Year-Old Computer 10.00 The Treasures Of Ancient Rome 11.00 Lilyhammer 11.45 Only Connect 12.15am Top Of The Pops: 1977 12.45 Horizon: Asteroids

3.40pm The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 New You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: Cool Runnings (1993) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Top Dog Model 11.50 Hell’s Kitchen USA 12.45am Winners & Losers

3.10pm Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Only When I Laugh 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Crime Connections

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 2 Broke Girls 9.30 New Girl. See highlights. 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 Franklin & Bash 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.25am FILM: Doctor In Distress (1963) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Thelma’s Gypsy Girls 10.00 The Closer 11.00 Father Ted (x2) 12.05am Thelma’s Gypsy Girls

11.00am O’ Horten (2007) 12.50pm How To Steal A Million (1966) 3.15 The Badlanders (1958) 4.55 Desk Set (1957) 7.00 Coraline (2009) 9.00 Ip Man (2008) 11.05 Ip Man 2 (2010) 1.15am Lolita (1997) 4.00 Close

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friday 21 Baggage Channel 4, 8pm Clearly the product of ‘brainstorming’ in the pub, this brand new dating show hosted by Gok Wan allows contestants to reject or choose potential partners on the basis of their baggage. Not the Louis Vuittons, more the unruly ex. Secrets are gradually revealed as bigger suitcases are opened on screen.

Piers Morgan’s Life Stories ITV1, 9pm Under the biography channel soft soap microscope tonight is Dame Kelly Holmes, describing the dramatic ups and downs of her athletics career on the way to winning two Olympic gold medals. She’s having a chat with Piers Morgan about it all, while he smiles and nods sympathetically.

Chris Ramsey’s Comedy Fringe BBC3, 11.30pm The bouncy blond(ish) boy that is Chris Ramsey hosts another round up of some of the best performers at the Edinburgh Fringe this year grabbing the critics and public’s attention. Including The Rubberbandits, Romesh Ranganathan, Sam Simmons and Janey Godley.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Britain’s Empty Homes 11.30 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses Double Bill 3.05 Horrible Histories 3.35 Lockie Leonard 3.55 Leon 4.00 Who Let The Dogs Out? 4.30 Blue Peter 5.00 Newsround 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Cash Britain Documentary series examining how customers of a family-run pawnbrokers are coping in the current economic climate. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Time is running out for Syed; how far is he prepared to go to keep his head above water? 8.30 Miranda Miranda isn’t your average girly girl. At 6 ft 1, Miranda gets called Sir once too often, much to the amusement of her childhood friend Stevie. 9.00 In With The Flynns Family comedy. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? Comedy panel show hosted by Angus Deayton in which teams must sort the truth from the fiction. 11.05 11.35 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws 11.45 EastEnders Michael becomes desperate not to have his private life broadcast around Walford. 1.35am Weatherview 1.40 Sign Zone: Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 2.40 Rip Off Britain 3.25 Celebrity MasterChef 3.55 BBC News

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6.00 – 9.15am Children’s television 9.15 Raa Raa The Noisy Lion 9.25 The Large Family 9.40 The Koala Brothers 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.05 Nuzzle And Scratch: Frock And Roll 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.15 The Weakest Link 3.00 Wanted Down Under 3.45 Helicopter Heroes 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Celebrity MasterChef Chef and restaurateur John Torode and food writer Gregg Wallace look for the country’s top celebrity chef. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Taking valuables on the road. 8.00 Mastermind Subjects are: the Epsom Derby since 1980, extinct fauna of the Ice Age, the life and work of Dave Allen and General Custer and the Battle of the Little Bighorn. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Parade’s End Christopher is sent to the Front with McKechnie and Perowne. While Valentine waits for news of Christopher, Sylvia – now ensconced at Groby – makes one final, desperate play for him. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 Later... With Jools Golden Moments: 249 Not Out Jools Holland introduces a special 90minute celebration of the show with an eclectic array of artists and fans of the show picking their favourite and most memorable performances. 12.35am FILM: Where The Truth Lies (2005) 2.15 BBC News

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Amy arrives by Kerry’s bedside just as she has a seizure. 7.30 Coronation Street Mandy’s admission rocks Lloyd’s world. Tina has some tough questions to answer. Fiz helps Beth to make a play for Kirk. 8.00 Island Hospital Second in a 12-part series following the staff and patients of the Princess Elizabeth Hospital in Guernsey. Bethan returns to Guernsey from her remote island home in Indonesia to give birth to her second child. 8.30 Coronation Street Tommy and Tina see the colour of Owen’s money. Lloyd comes under fire from Mandy and Jenna. Gloria hassles the Rovers’ customers for positive feedback. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Casino Royale (2006) Starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright. Action-packed reboot of the James Bond series. Newly qualified agent 007 is sent on his first mission – investigating banker Le Chiffre, who is suspected of aiding international terrorists. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Columbo: Make Me A Perfect Murder (1978) 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Frasier 8.50 Come Dine With Me 9.25 Come Dine With Me 9.55 Come Dine With Me 10.25 Come Dine With Me 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Undercover Boss USA 1.00 Kitchen Pharmacy 1.15 FILM: Born Free (1966) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Phoebe determines to make Maddie pay, while Leanne attempts to heal the growing rift between Doug and Ste. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Baggage See highlights. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. Play along online at home. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by actor Matt Smith who chats about the new series of Doctor Who, comedian and actor Jack Whitehall, and the cast of Fresh Meat. Music is from Example who performs his single ‘Say Nothing’. 11.10 Rude Tube Alex Zane and his talking computer, voiced by Johnny Vegas, take another journey through the Clipiverse to bring us 50 clips of Animal Anarchy featuring hairy, cunning and lethal friends – and that’s just the domestic cats. 12.10am Friday Night Dinner 12.40 Celebrity Bedlam 1.10 Random Acts 1.15 My Name Is Earl (x2 1.55 Napoleon Dynamite 2.20 Allen Gregory 2.40 Daddy 2.45 The Million Pound Drop 3.40 St Elsewhere 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown 5.55 Sali Mali

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 World’s Toughest Trucker 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Numb3rs 3.15 FILM: The Elizabeth Smart Story (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After confronting each other, an unplanned meeting between Brax and Natalie turns to passion. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Driving reality series. The five truckers head for a running of the bulls festival in the Andean mountain town of Chacas. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series following the daily activities of the legendary Eddie Stobart haulage company. The bosses’ thoroughbred horses are despatched to the Newmarket races in the firm’s customised silver horsebox. 9.00 Being Liverpool Fly-on-thewall documentary series going behind the scenes of Liverpool FC. 10.00 FILM: The Dead Pool (1988) Starring Clint Eastwood, Liam Neeson, Patricia Clarkson, Evan Kim. Action drama in which ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan returns to investigate an underground betting ring in which the participants gamble on the deaths of prominent San Francisco citizens. 11.50 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Mark Morris. 12.05am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 Ringside 10.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Football: Championship 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.00am Football: Championship 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 Football: Championship 4.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 The Rugby Club 10.00 NRL Fulltime 10.30 Barclays Premier League World 11.00 IAAF Athletix 11.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 12.00pm Ringside 1.00 The Rugby Club 2.00 Barclays Premier League World 2.30 IAAF Athletix 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Racemax 5.00 The Rugby Club 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 3.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Trans World Sport

Sky Sports 3 7.00am ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 IAAF Athletix 9.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.00 Racemax 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3.00 Trans World Sport 4.00 WWE Raw 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 12.00am ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Tight Lines 3.00 Thrillseekers 3.30 NRL Fulltime 4.00 Super League Victoria Nangle

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12.00pm Oops TV 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1(x2) 5.00 Futurama (x2) 6.00 The Middle 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 Raising Hope 8.00 The Simpsons 8.30 Spy 9.00 Trollied 9.30 Moone Boy 10.00 Walking And Talking 10.30 A League Of Their Own 11.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 12.00am Brit Cops: Rapid Response

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Be Your Own Boss 9.00 FILM: Surrogates (2009) 10.25 Great Movie Mistakes 2 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Bad Education 11.30 Chris Ramsey’s Comedy Fringe. See highlights. 12.00am Family Guy 12.45 American Dad! 1.30 The Revolution Will Be Televised

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Leeds Piano 2012 8.30 Sounds Of The Seventies 9.00 Tom Jones – What Good Am I? 10.00 BBC Four Sessions: Tom Jones 11.00 Tom Jones At The BBC 12.00am Classic Albums 1.00 Folk At The BBC 2.00 Tom Jones - What Good Am I? 3.00 BBC Four Sessions: Tom Jones

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 Top Dog Model 8.00 You’ve Been Framed Rides Again! 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.55 FILM: Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 2.00am Coronation Street

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Rising Damp 4.50 Home To Roost 5.20 Only When I Laugh 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 The Specsavers Crime Thriller Awards 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Monk

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 2 Broke Girls (x2) 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 Revenge 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: The Violent Men (1955) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Happening (2008) 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies 1.05 Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Malta Story (1953) 1.00pm The Spoilers (1955) 2.40 Roman Holiday (1953) 5.00 The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) 6.40 Cutthroat Island (1995) 9.00 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 11.45 Shinjuku Incident (2009) 2.05am Ashes Of Time (1994)

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saturday 22 Doctor Who BBC1, 7.30pm Why does the Doctor always have to be so suspicious of everything? Just because millions of small black boxes have appeared overnight all over the Earth that doesn’t mean it’s an invasion. Just because there’s no note and no sign of who sent them doesn’t mean they’re not presents. Does it? Does it? Oh.

The X Factor ITV1, 8.10pm It’s boot camp stage, and this year it’s in Liverpool. We’ve all got our favourites but how will the shy lad who was so nervous he visibly shook fair against the struts and peacocks, and will the voices we fell in love with stand the test of repetition? Dermot looks after the tears as the claws come out.

FILM: Paper Moon Film4, 4.30pm Set during the Great Depression and starring real life father and daughter actors Ryan O’Neal and Tatum O’Neal as a grifter father and daughter team, albeit a reluctant one. They travel across the expanse of dust-blown America selling bibles and shorting change to get by. Tatum won an Oscar for this debut role.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Lorraine’s Fast, Fresh & Easy Food 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Formula 1: The Singapore Grand Prix – Qualifying 3.30 Cycling: World Road Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.30 BBC News 5.40 South East Today 5.50 A Question Of Sport: Extreme 6.30 Total Wipeout Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram present the game show in which contestants travel to Argentina to take on the purpose-built obstacle course. 7.30 Doctor Who See highlights. 8.15 The National Lottery: Secret Fortune High-tension quiz show hosted by Nick Knowles. 9.10 Casualty The team is put to the test when Holby is hit by severe weather, and the stress of work and dealing with a face from the past leads Big Mac’s health to take a dangerous turn. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League. Chelsea host Stoke at Stamford Bridge, as the Potters go in search of their first-ever Premier League victory over the Champions League winners. Newcastle face a home encounter against Norwich, with Alan Pardew’s side hoping for a repeat of their victory in last season’s corresponding fixture. 11.40 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents all the drama from the Football League. Newly promoted Sheffield Wednesday have made an encouraging start to life back in the Championship and they are at home to Owen Coyle’s recently relegated Bolton. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Project Parent 8.00 The ScoobyDoo Show 8.20 Dennis & Gnasher 8.30 The Slammer 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 10.00 Cop School 10.30 Splatalot 10.55 Deadly 60 Bites 11.05 Prank Patrol 11.30 Diddy Movies 11.45 MOTD Kickabout 12.00pm FILM: First Daughter (2004) 1.40 FILM: The Ipcress File (1965) 3.25 Escape To The Country 4.10 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 4.55 Wartime Farm 5.55 Antiques Road Trip 6.55 Flog It! Paul Martin is joined by Phillip Serrell and David Fletcher down in Devon. 7.40 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. After years at war, the British government decides to instil the Home Guard with more youthful members. 8.10 This World International investigative documentary series. 9.10 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 9.55 The Thick Of It Armando Iannucci’s award-winning political comedy, featuring Malcolm Tucker, Number 10’s vicious and rude spin doctor, and Nicola Murray, suddenly promoted to the shadow Cabinet in a reshuffle. 10.25 The Clintons Documentary series exploring the sordid scandal and grand achievement of one of the most successful politicians in modern American history. In this edition, the Whitewater scandal threatens to derail Clinton’s first budget and trouble brews in Rwanda, Somalia and Bosnia. 11.25 FILM: Primary Colors (1998) Starring John Travolta, Emma Thompson, Adrian Lester, Kathy Bates, Billy Bob Thornton. Satire on American politics, based on the bestselling anonymous insider novel. 1.35am FILM: Curse Of The Crimson Altar (1968)

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6.00 - 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 The Avengers 7.25 Rated A For Awesome 7.40 Rated A For Awesome 7.50 Horrid Henry 8.05 Horrid Henry 8.20 Horrid Henry 8.35 Shake It Up 9.00 My Phone Genie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 11.20 The X Factor 12.15pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 All Star Family Fortunes 1.05 Murder, She Wrote 2.10 FILM: Every Which Way But Loose (1978) 4.15 FILM: Bean (1997) 5.55 Meridian News And Weather

6.05am British GT 6.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.00 GE Strathclyde Park Triathlon 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Clement Marfo And The Frontline: Intro 9.10 ITunes Festival 2012: T4 Highlights 9.45 Bourjois Style Studio 10.15 New Girl 10.50 Revenge 11.50 Suburgatory 12.20pm The Big Bang Theory 12.50 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Simpsons 1.55 Channel 4 Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 4.40 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.10 Come Dine With Me: Ireland 5.45 Come Dine With Me: Ireland

6.10 ITV News; Weather 6.25 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents a brand new batch of hilarious home videos. 6.45 Fool Britannia Award-winning comedian and prankster Dom Joly continues in his attempt to fool an entire nation. 7.25 Red Or Black? Ant and Dec return with more adrenaline-fuelled action, as eight contestants compete for a place in the final four. Standing in their way tonight are international rugby stars Sam Warburton and Manu Tuilagi with a ball smashing challenge, Britain’s Got Talent stars Jonathan & Charlotte and Only Boys Aloud team up for an exclusive performance, and two teams of dogs go head to head. 8.10 The X Factor See highlights. 9.40 Red Or Black? Ant and Dec’s exciting game show continues. With £3.5 million to be won in total across the entire series. 10.25 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests include actors Michael Gambon and Emily Blunt, and comedian John Bishop with live music from indie rockers FUN. 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.40 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness tempts his 30 single ladies with some more possible hot dates. 12.40am The Store 2.40 In Plain Sight 3.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 News

6.10 Come Dine With Me: Ireland Cookery-based reality show. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.10 4thought.tv 7.15 Baggage Gok Wan hosts the dating game show where contestants must choose and reject potential partners on the basis of their baggage. 8.15 Comedy World Cup Panel show in which David Tennant referees two teams of comedians as they compete against each other in a knockout quiz about comedy. The second show of the series sees team captain Alan Carr with Sara Pascoe and Clive Anderson pit their wits against captain Micky Flanagan with Kevin Bridges and Stan Boardman. 9.15 The Million Pound Drop Live Game show. Davina McCall guides pairs of contestants as they face the daunting drop in the hope of taking home some life-changing money. 10.50 FILM: Predator (1987) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo. Hitech action fantasy about the unexpected enemy encountered by a unit of crack commandos on a rescue mission deep in the dense jungles of Central America. 12.55am FILM: Kaminey (2009) 3.15 Journey Through The Night 3.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.30 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 5.55 The Treacle People

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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.05 Looney Tunes 11.15 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.15pm FILM: Captain Horatio Hornblower (1951) 2.35 FILM: The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938) 4.40 5 News Weekend 4.45 FILM: The Battle Of The Bulge (1965) 7.40 FILM: Maverick (1994) Starring Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, James Garner, Graham Greene, Alfred Molina and James Coburn. Comedy western based on the TV series of the same name. Gambler Bret Maverick is trying to raise the necessary stake to enter a championship poker game. He is joined by a wily adventuress who is also headed for the championship, but the pair must overcome a series of obstacles before they get to the game’s riverboat venue. 10.00 CSI: Miami American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami police forensics department. The kidnapping of a family from their home leads the team to discover an unlikely connection to a drug dealer. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Las Vegas-based forensic drama. The CSIs become the focus of a reality TV series, which follows them as they investigate a serial rapist. Warrick faces problems with his marriage. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Mark Morris. 12.00am SuperCasino Live 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 6.30 LIVE ITM Cup Rugby Union 8.30 LIVE ITM Cup Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 LIVE Super League 9.00 LIVE Fight Night 12.00am ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.00 Fight Night 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Thrillseekers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 Fantasy Football Club 9.30 Football Freestyler 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Football Freestyler 12.30 LIVE Ford Football Special 3.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 5.15 LIVE Football: Championship 7.55 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Football First: Match Choice 4.15 Football First: Match Choice 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 PCA Cricket Awards 9.30 WWE: Smackdown 11.30 WWE: The Bottom Line 12.30pm Ringside 1.30 Sailing 2.30 Ringside 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 NFL – Total Access 5.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00am Super League 1.30 Premiership Rugby 2.30 Sporting Greats: Usain Bolt 3.00 Sporting Greats 3.30 IAAF Athletix 3.55 Spanish Football

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12.00pm The Middle (x2) 1.00 UK Border Force 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 4.00 The Middle (x4) 6.00 Terra Nova 7.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 FILM: Ghost (1990) 11.25 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 12.25am Road Wars (x2) 1.55 Cop Squad

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 10.00 Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now Live 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Revolution Will Be Televised 1.00 Be Your Own Boss 2.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 3.00 Bad Education

7.00pm Human Planet 8.00 Horizon: Asteroids – The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.50 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 11.50 20th Century Battlefields 12.50am Love And Marriage: A 20th Century Romance 1.50 Top Of The Pops: 1977 2.20 Human Planet

1.15pm FILM: No Reservations (2007) 3.20 Pink: The Hot Desk 3.30 The X Factor 4.35 The Xtra Factor 5.40 FILM: King Ralph (1991) 7.40 FILM: Dante’s Peak (1997) 9.40 The Xtra Factor 10.40 Celebrity Juice 11.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records: Bonkingly Big Hits 12.30am The X Factor

10.55am FILM: On The Buses (1971) 12.40pm The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 1.45 Inspector Morse 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 5.55 Murder, She Wrote 6.55 Foyle’s War 9.00 Vera 11.00 The Specsavers Crime Thriller Awards 201 12.00am FILM: Rain Man (1988) 2.30 Teleshopping

1.30pm Scrubs (x2) 2.30 Suburgatory 3.00 Desperate Housewives 4.00 Revenge 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 9.25 FILM: Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) 11.40 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.50am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am Time Team (x4) 1.10pm FILM: Murphy’s War (1971) 3.15 Quick Bakes With Eric Lanlard 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x4) 7.55 Secrets Of The Saxon Hoard: A Time Team Special 9.00 The Pillars Of The Earth 10.15 FILM: The Happening (2008) 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies 1.00 The Killing

11.00am Lifeboat (1944) 1.00pm Doctor Dolittle (1998) 2.40 Stormbreaker (2006) 4.30 Paper Moon (1973). See highlights. 6.35 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 9.00 JFK (1991) 12.35am Flash Point (2007) 2.20 The Foot Fist Way (2006) 4.00 Close

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sunday 23 Andrew Marr’s History Of The World BBC1, 9pm 70,000 years of human history is not to be sniffed at, which is why this mixture of archeology and re-enactments is in good hands with Andrew Marr at the helm. Moving from tribe migration to cave painting to inventing a needle to sew clothes together so that we didn’t freeze to death – s’all here.

Big Fat Quiz Of The 90s Channel 4, 9pm The second of these big fat quiz specials, with the ‘00s to come next week. Who remembers the ’90s? Who wants to play along with Phill Jupitus, Jack Whitehall, Alan Davies, Claudia Winkleman and Denise Van Outen while Jimmy Carr throws in amusing hosting skills? You’re in luck! Time to shout at the telly.

Father Ted More4, 10pm A classic double bill of Ted to round the weekend off – what could be better? Tonight’s treats start with a visit from steamy writer Polly Clarke to the island, and she takes a bit of a shine to Ted. Who could blame her? Then it’s shock, horror and a complicated bequest when Father Jack dies. Eek!

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6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.10pm Formula 1: The Singapore Grand Prix 3.20 A Question Of Sport: Extreme 4.00 Points Of View 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 The Indian Doctor 5.35 Planet Earth Live: A Monkey’s Tale

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Fake Or Fortune? 8.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 9.00 Andrew Marr’s History Of The World See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of Sunday’s Premier League action. Anfield plays host to the latest instalment in one of the game’s biggest rivalries as Liverpool face Manchester United. Both clubs are hoping football is the only talking point after last season’s league meeting on Merseyside was overshadowed by the Luis SuarezPatrice Evra affair. Champions Manchester City meet Arsenal at the Etihad Stadium. David Silva goal was enough to give Roberto Mancini’s side victory at home last season. 11.55 In With The Flynns Comedy. The Flynns must all make personal sacrifices when they cannot afford to repair their broken boiler – but will Liam be able to give up his cable sports package? 12.25am FILM: Charlie And Boots (2009) 2.00 Weatherview 2.05 Sign Zone: Holby City 3.05 Good Cop 4.05 BBC News

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6.00am Zigby 6.10 Louie 6.20 Little Robots 6.30 64 Zoo Lane 6.40 Dipdap 6.45 Rastamouse 7.00 Roar 7.30 Deadly Art 7.45 Copycats 8.15 Paradise Cafe 8.40 Wingin’ It 9.00 12 Again 9.30 Junior Bake Off 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 The Great British Bake Off 12.35pm FILM: Seven Years In Tibet (1997) 2.45 Escape To The Country 3.15 Cycling: World Road Championships 5.00 Rugby League: Super League Play-Offs

6.00 Great Barrier Reef Monty Halls explores Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 8.00 Vikings The discovery – of the Vikings from their point of view – is of an extraordinary story of a people who, from the brink of destruction and in the course of 200 years reached around a quarter of the globe and built an empire. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Eight more intrepid entrepreneurs brave the Den hoping to gain a major cash boost for their business idea. Pitches include a horror story writer who attempts to scare the Dragons into investing, but doesn’t quite get the reaction he expects; in fact it is a reaction never before seen in the Den. 10.00 Mock The Week Two teams of comedians take a satirical swipe at the news and world events mixing stand up with a panel show and improvisation games. 10.30 FILM: Good (2008) Starring Viggo Mortensen, Jason Isaacs, Steven Mackintosh. Drama set in 1930s Germany. A literature professor is reluctant to become involved with the Nazi party when they offer to advance his career. 12.00am FILM: The Night Listener (2006) 1.15 BBC News

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Matt Hatter Chronicles 7.30 Almost Naked Animals 7.40 Almost Naked Animals 7.50 Almost Naked Animals 8.05 Phineas And Ferb 8.20 Phineas And Ferb 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 Good Luck Charlie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 House Gift 10.30 There’s No Taste Like Home 11.30 The Hungry Sailors 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Unforgettable Diana Dors 1.05 The X Factor 2.35 Dancing On Ice Live Tour 2012 3.35 The Home Of Fabulous Cakes 4.30 Downton Abbey 6.00 Meridian News; Weather 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 The Chase: Celebrity Specials Bradley Walsh hosts a celebrity edition of the hit quiz show. Tonight’s celebrities are journalist Matthew Wright, TV presenter Suzi Perry, Ian ‘H’ Watkins from Steps, and comedienne Chrissy Rock. 7.30 The X Factor The Boot Camp stage continues in Liverpool. Dermot O’Leary offers the hopefuls a shoulder to cry on, while they can only wait and wonder if they’ll become one of the final 24 acts. 9.00 Downton Abbey Acclaimed period drama. The future of Downton hangs precariously in the balance. In the hope of financial rescue from her American grandmother, Mary conspires with Violet to make sure Downton puts on a bigger show than ever before with a grand party for friends and neighbours. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 William And Kate: The South Seas Tour Mary Nightingale travelled with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they represented the Queen on the Asia-Pacific leg of the Diamond Jubilee tour. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Action from round four of the Aviva Premiership. 12.10am The Store 2.10 Goldenballs 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Ironman 7.05 Freesports On 4 7.30 The Jenson Button Trust Triathlon 8.00 Will And Grace 8.25 Will And Grace 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 Deal Or No Deal 3.30 Come Dine With Me 4.30 FILM: Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (2008) 6.20 Channel 4 News 6.50 4thought.tv 6.55 The Political Slot 7.00 Jimmy And The Whale Whisperer Farmer and wild life enthusiast Jimmy Doherty travels to the Caribbean island of Dominica to meet an amazing man, who calls himself the Whale Whisperer. 8.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home Series following Kevin McCloud as he tries to realise a longheld dream of buying himself a beautiful piece of woodland and building himself a cabin in the woods. He’s decided that everything for the cabin has to be made by hand from his woodland, and if it not, then it has to be from somebody else’s rubbish. Together with a hardy band of friends and experts, Kevin is going to reuse, repurpose and recycle almost all his building materials for his bold building in rural Somerset. 9.00 Big Fat Quiz Of The 90s See highlights. 10.35 FILM: Hitman (2007) Starring Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko. Action thriller about a highly-trained assassin, genetically engineered to be the ultimate killing machine, who is double-crossed by his shadowy employers. 12.25am Stalked 12.55 American Football Live 4.45 Brief Encounters Of The Sporting Mind (x3) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 8.10am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.05pm Emergency Bikers 1.05 FILM: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971) 3.05 FILM: Groundhog Day (1993) 5.10 FILM: Monsters, Inc (2001) 7.05 Wills And Kate: Baby Fever A look at the intense global interest in the future child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. 8.05 5 News Weekend 8.10 FILM: Judge Dredd (1994) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, Jurgen Prochnow, Max von Sydow and Diane Lane. Science fiction thriller about a law enforcer who is wrongly convicted of murder. While in Aspen Prison Colony, Judge Dredd meets a fellow inmate with a DNA structure identical to his own. Dredd soon comes to believe that his new acquaintance was responsible for the murder, but proving it from inside the prison is not going to be easy. 9.55 FILM: Tears Of The Sun (2003) Starring Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci, Cole Hauser, Eamonn Walker, Johnny Messner and Nick Chinlund. Thriller about a veteran American soldier who leads his team into the Nigerian jungle to rescue a female doctor stranded by a civil war that has seen democracy crushed by a dictatorship. She insists she will only go with them if he agrees to rescue 70 refugees too. 12.00am Saving Private Ryan: The True Story 12.55 SuperCasino 4.00 The FBI Files 4.50 County Secrets 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Super League 7.25 Spanish Football 8.00 Spanish Football 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 1.00pm LIVE Ford Super Sunday 3.30 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.45 LIVE Spanish Football 8.30 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 Football First: Match Choice 12.00am Football First: Match Choice 1.30 Spanish Football 3.00 Scottish Premier League 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 Barclays Premier League World 4.30 Spanish Football

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football First: Match Choice 8.00 Football First: Match Choice 9.30 Premiership Rugby 10.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 2.30pm LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 Scottish Premier League 7.00 Scope Festival Of Showjumping 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.00am Super League Full Time 2.00 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 9.00 Fight Night 12.00pm Super League 1.30 Fight Night 4.30 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 12.00am World Endurance Championship 1.00 Great Goals 2.00 Racemax 3.00 Close

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2.00pm UK Border Force 3.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 4.00 The Middle (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons (x3) 6.30 Raising Hope 7.00 Sinbad 8.00 Terra Nova 9.00 Strike Back: Vengeance 10.00 Game Of Thrones 11.15 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 12.15am Brit Cops: Rapid Response 1.15 Road Wars

7.00pm Formula 1: The Singapore Grand Prix 8.00 FILM: National Treasure (2004) 10.00 Family Guy 10.20 Family Guy 10.45 Bad Education 11.15 FILM: Surrogates (2009) 12.40am Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 1.35 The Revolution Will Be Televised 2.05 Bad Education 2.35 Be Your Own Boss

7.00pm Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 7.30 The Story Of Light Entertainment 9.00 Let’s Have A Party! The Piano Genius Of Mrs Mills 10.00 FILM: Father Of My Children (2009) 11.45 British Passions On Film 12.15am Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury 12.45 Tom Jones What Good Am I? 1.45 BBC Four Sessions: Tom Jones

12.30pm Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club 1.30 Top Dog Model 2.30 FILM: King Ralph (1991) 4.30 The X Factor 6.00 The Xtra Factor 7.00 FILM: Uncle Buck (1989) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 12.05am The X Factor 1.40 The Xtra Factor

8.20am Heartbeat (x2) 10.25 Foyle’s War 12.40pm Hornblower 2.50 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 5.05 FILM: Mutiny On The Buses (1973) 7.00 Lewis 9.00 FILM: Mermaids (1990) 11.15 Cracker 12.20am Inspector Morse 2.05 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 2.55 Terry And June 3.30 Nightscreen

12.25pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 1.25 Listen 1.40 How I Met Your Mother 2.10 Ugly Betty 3.05 Charlie’s Angels 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 4.55 Revenge 5.55 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 7.45 FILM: Grease (1978) 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 2 Broke Girls 11.35 New Girl 12.05am Hollyoaks Later

11.35pm Time Team (x2) 1.45pm River Cottage Bites 1.55 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.40 Come Dine With Me (x6) 7.55 River Cottage Veg Every Day 9.00 24 Hours In A&E 10.00 Father Ted. See highlights. 10.35 Father Ted 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am 24 Hours In A&E 1.15 Father Ted (x2)

11.00am The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) 1.00pm Romancing The Stone (1984) 3.05 Sister Act (1992) 5.05 To Catch A Thief (1955) 7.15 The Golden Child (1986) 9.00 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 11.05 Snake In The Eagle’s Shadow (1978) 1.00am Cellular (2004) 2.55 Close

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monday 24 Retirement Homes: Channel 4 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm With an ageing population, the multi-million pound retirement property industry is booming. Millions of retirees downsize their homes, so on their behalf reporter Morland Sanders and Dispatches’ undercover pensioner investigate some of the pitfalls they might encounter.

Masters Of Money BBC2, 9pm With the global economy still in the news you may feel it’s time to educate yourself on the various theories on how best to manage it, with this remarkable series. This week Stephanie Flanders examines the radical free-market economist Friedrich Hayek, who controversially believes in less state interference in capitalism.

Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You BBC3, 9pm It’s the last episode of the series and Reggie Yates’ live musical event featuring six young people with Tourette Syndrome is ready to go. They’ve had three months of intensive rehearsals and now the proof is in the pudding. A pudding with cameras, a band and a live audience.

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6.00 - 9.50am Children’s television 9.50 Dirtgirlworld 10.00 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10.05 Nuzzle And Scratch: Frock And Roll 10.25 Driver Dan’s Story Train 10.40 Waybuloo 11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00 My Life In Books 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy 2.10 The Weakest Link 2.55 Wanted Down Under 3.40 Helicopter Heroes 4.25 Flog It! 5.10 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.55 Party Political Broadcast: Liberal Democrats

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain 8.00 EastEnders Phil is on a crusade to sort out the Vic. 8.30 Reading, Writing And RipOffs – Panorama Investigating the computer supply companies whose directors have grown rich signing up hundreds of schools across the country to deals that have taken them to the brink of bankruptcy. 9.00 New Tricks Drama. When the body of missing computer expert Martin Longthorn turns up in a hospital morgue under a false name, the UCOS team find themselves drawn into the unfamiliar world of online hacktivism. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Citizen Khan Sitcom following the trials and tribulations of a selfappointed Muslim community leader. 11.05 Gavin & Stacey Comedy. It is Bank Holiday Monday, and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. 11.35 The Lock Up Capturing life inside the custody suite at the headquarters of Humberside Police. 12.15am FILM: Mississippi Burning (1988) 2.15 Weatherview 2.20 Sign Zone: Dig WW2 With Dan Snow 3.20 Rip Off Britain 4.05 Celebrity MasterChef 4.35 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 How We Won The War 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Eight of Britain’s best-loved antiques experts travel across the UK in a selection of beautiful classic cars, finding items to take to auction as they compete with each other to make the most money from buying and selling antiques. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Nigellissima Nigellissima. 9.00 Masters Of Money See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Comedy pop quiz. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Today At Conference Conference highlights. 11.50 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash to kick start the business. Another chance to catch yesterday’s remarkable exchange with the horror writer. 12.50am Richard Hammond’s Crash Course 1.35 BBC News 4.00 Materials: How They Work 5.00 Curious Cat (x2)

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6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.25 Party Political Broadcast: The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Val steps in when Amy reaches crisis point with Kerry. 7.30 Coronation Street A nervous Tyrone leaves Kirsty with the baby as he returns to work. 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs The staff and dogs of the Battersea Dogs Home are going on an outing across the Thames to visit the Chelsea Pensioners. 8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone confides his troubles to a concerned Fiz. Ken feels awkward in Wendy’s presence. 9.00 Leaving Julie and Aaron both lose their jobs. When Julie tries to apologise to her family, it is clear she is not welcome any more. But when Michael is also given the sack, Julie has to return to help pay the bills. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Jet Li’s Fearless (2006) Starring Jet Li, Betty Sun, Shido Nakamura and Nathan Jones. Martial arts action based on the true story of the legendary Chinese hero Huo Yuan Jia, who seeks to rebuild his reputation after an error of judgment leads to his master’s death. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.30 ITV Morning News

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs (x2) 7.10 Freshly Squeezed 7.40 According To Jim 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.05 Frasier (x2) 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 The Renovation Game 12.00pm News 12.05 Simply Italian 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.35 Come Dine With Me 2.05 Come Dine With Me 2.40 Come Dine With Me 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Doug makes a life-changing decision when he realises he needs to accept Ste’s history with Brendan or move on. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.50 4thought.tv 8.00 Retirement Homes: Channel 4 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Food Unwrapped explores how our food is really made and the industry secrets behind our favourite produce. This episode examines how prawns are intensively farmed. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series showing how Britain is changing through the eyes of the emergency services. This episode looks at the increasing number of 999 calls involving domestic disputes. 10.00 Rude Tube Alex Zane and his talking computer, voiced by Johnny Vegas, take another journey through the Clipiverse. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by actor Matt Smith who chats about the new series of Doctor Who, Kelly Osbourne, comedian and actor Jack Whitehall, and the cast of Fresh Meat. Music is from Example. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 Shameless 1.10 The Good Wife 1.50 Charlie’s Angels 2.35 FILM: The Hot Rock (1972) 4.15 Gone Fishing 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

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6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Roary The Racing Car 8.40 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Abby’s Flying Fairy School 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Big Body Squad 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 World’s Toughest Trucker 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 Monkey Life 2.50 Looney Tunes 2.55 Looney Tunes 3.05 FILM: Mary Higgins Clark: Lucky Day (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax questions Casey about siding with their dad in his plans to target Ruby, before giving Danny some cash in an attempt to get him to back off. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Being Liverpool Fly-on-thewall documentary series going behind the scenes of Liverpool FC with unprecedented access to the club, the players and the management team. In freefall at the end of the 2011/12 season, a club-wide change is kicked off with the naming of new manager, Brendan Rodgers. 8.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series following Bernie Fineman and Mario Pacione as they lovingly restore classic cars. 9.00 Cowboy Builders Dom and Melinda come to the aid of a single mum in Fleet, who has been left with a house that is not fit for human habitation. She’s had to move in with her mum in Southampton! 10.00 FILM: Heartbreak Ridge (1986) Starring Clint Eastwood, Marsha Mason, Everett McGill. Action drama in which a grizzled Vietnam veteran requests a posting to his old unit to see out his soldiering days. 12.35am Lost Heroes Of World War I 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Football First: Match Choice 10.30 Spanish Football 12.35pm Scottish Premier League 1.00 Football First: Match Choice 2.30 LIVE ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.00 Netbusters 7.30 LIVE Football: Championship 10.00 Netbusters 10.30 SPL Round-Up 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00am Football: Championship 1.30 Netbusters 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Watersports World 4.30 Max Power 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 Super League 10.00 Super League 11.30 PGA Tour Golf 2.30pm How The 1995 Ryder Cup Was Won 4.30 How The 1997 Ryder Cup Was Won 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 10.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 11.00 Road To Kona Ironman 11.30 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 1.30am NASCAR Sprint Cup Series 2.30 Elite League Speedway 5.00 PGA Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 7.00am Super League Full Time 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Premiership Rugby 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NFL 2.00 Spanish Football 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 WWE: Raw 6.00 NFL 8.00 ICC World Twenty20 Cricket 10.00 Showjumping 11.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 Thinking Tackle 5.15 Close

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12.00pm The Middle (x2) 1.00 The 4400 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 10.00 Game Of Thrones 11.15 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 12.15am Road Wars (x2) 2.05 Cop Squad (x2)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 The Growing Pains Of A Teenage Genius 9.00 Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You. See highlights. 10.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! 12.30am Tourettes: Let Me Entertain You 1.30 The Revolution Will Be Televised

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Tales From The National Parks 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Health Before The NHS 10.00 Spanish Flu: The Forgotten Fallen 11.00 The Shock Of The New 12.00am Only Connect 12.30 FILM: Father Of My Children (2009) 2.15 Health Before The NHS

1.30pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 3.40 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 4.40 Beauty And The Geek 5.30 Judge Judy 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 The X Factor 8.30 New You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM: The Holiday (2006) 11.45 Celebrity Juice 12.30am Fearne And... 1.30 Coronation Street (x2)

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 The Royal 3.10 Murder, She Wrote 4.15 Rising Damp 4.45 Home To Roost 5.15 Only When I Laugh 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Countrywise: The Real Downton Abbey 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

4.00pm Ugly Betty 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.00 Revenge 10.00 World’s Greatest Celebrity Body Shockers 11.00 Meet The Parents 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 Scrubs

11.45am FILM: The Black Knight (1954) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Four Rooms 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs Australia 10.05 Birds, Balls And Brighton 10.40 Embarrassing Bodies 11.45 Come Dine With Me 12.50am Grand Designs

11.00am The Badlanders (1958) 12.40pm The Bedford Incident (1965) 2.45 The Third Man (1949) 4.50 The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 7.10 Knights Of The South Bronx (2005) 9.00 Shooter (2007) 11.25 Chocolate (2008) 1.15am Bad News Bears (2005) 3.35 Close

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