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Online now: Star interviews: Comedian Lee Hurst, BRIT nominee Olly Murs & This Is 40’s Paul Rudd

NEWS & COMMENT

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04 Latest Brighton & Hove News Should Brighton & Hove split? Should we have a Greater Brighton? The debate starts here

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04 Brighton & Hove City Council Jason Kitcat looks at the upcoming budget

Brighton Lights 47 Two of the brightest Brighton Lights, Jess Eaton and Richard Robinson, join Guy Lloyd on our new studio set. Jess is now one of the most famous fashion designers there is and her two hit shows The Trashion Show and The Roadkill Show have lit up Brighton Fashion Week and rightly been picked up by fashionistas across the world. Do you think Guy might try on any of her clothes?! Richard Robinson, a great writer and expuppeteer on Spitting Image, is the man behind Brighton Science Festival, a series of events which push the bounds of science to the outer limits. Richard demonstrates a ready wit and a few scientific experiments you can try out at home! Also we meet a young girl fighting cancer in ‘Melissa’s World’, and Alex Turchyn is out and about reporting from Brighton’s streets and homes. Meanwhile Kovak radiate the set with their music. Watch it now at thelatest.tv

10 Andrew Kay What’s on the box? Brighton of course 10 Competitions Win luxury Elemis products for Mother’s Day 11 Celeb City Fatboy Slim makes history; Geordie Shore’s local star 12 Bare Cheek Hove Factually and more brain-busting puzzles 14 Latest Bill Banksy and the BBC; the world according to Tooma 14 Vanessa Austin Locke Separating the men from the boys 15 Inspire Me The link between horses and leadership training 15 Romesh Ranganathan The comedian and a case of mistaken identity

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09 Interview Olly Murs on his new tour, One Direction’s American success and working for Simon Cowell 16 Hotlist Top places to dine this week 17 On the cover: The Chilli Pickle The Chilli Pickle Canteen launches 18 Wave Nutrition and hair loss; beauty news and reviews

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04 LATEST NEWS

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A marriageof true minds? The idea of a Greater Brighton looks like gaining ground even as some ask whether Brighton and Hove should be split asunder. Frank le Duc reports

usinessmen and women from across the area will be debating whether Brighton and Hove should divorce at a meeting on Tuesday 26 February. Some believe that Hove has been swallowed up by its bigger neighbour, especially since the merger of the old local authorities into what is now Brighton & Hove City Council. The complaints echo those made by some people in Portslade after it officially became part of Hove in the 1970s. Others want Brighton to go it alone. Brighton is the brand, they say, and Hove is an adjunct. Few people from outside Sussex talk about Brighton and Hove except in the most formal sense. They talk about Brighton even when they mean somewhere near by. And plenty of locals, when asked where they are from, repeat the old refrain: “Brighton. Well, Hove actually.” And a few even add: “Portslade unfortunately.” A similar debate on a bigger stage is taking place north of the border – no, not in Mid Sussex, but in Scotland. The question of independence revolves around many of the same issues. Are we better off together or apart? The practical choices are

starker for the Scots. They include which currency to use – the pound or the euro? And how to defend the country, although much of the British Army often seems to be Scottish.

Julia Chanteray, president of Brighton and Hove Chamber of Commerce, the organiser of Tuesday’s debate, said: “It might seem whimsical to talk now about a split between Brighton and Hove but it isn’t that long since you could say the same of England and Scotland. Yet look what’s happening there. The Chamber’s ‘Big Debate’ about our city is being held in the light of the Scottish debate about national independence.” In Brighton and Hove the question is being debated just as the government has expressed interest in striking a deal with a Greater

Brighton. This bigger entity would include Lewes and Newhaven, Shoreham, Lancing and Worthing. In the eyes of ministers it has critical mass – a population of 500,000 rather than 273,000. It also has two ports and an airport as well as being close to Gatwick. And, as a city region, it offers the prospect of jobs and business growth at a time when the economy seems to have stalled for an uncomfortably long time. Brighton as a shorthand description of our coastal conurbation is better able to compete with cities such as Bristol, Birmingham and – looking abroad – the likes of Barcelona. Andrew Nichols, from the Hove Business Association, is one of the debate’s panellists. He said: “With the current financial constraints all local authorities are having to work with, splitting Brighton and Hove

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the budget

struggling with government cuts to council tax benefit, housing benefit, and wider welfare reform changes, all of which will have seen approximately £2.6m taken from local residents’ pockets by April 2013 – and future cuts beyond that. We’re also proposing to put nearly £1m extra funding into preventing homelessness and helping those who find themselves on the streets. Projects to help save money in the longer term will continue. These include including plans to reduce the number of buildings we occupy, and schemes to cut energy bills. As with last year, all branch libraries and children's centres will

stay open, no changes will be made to the threshold at which vulnerable people get social care, and support for carers is protected. Through much hard work, we’ve made sure that the vast majority of our proposals have little or no impact on the service many residents use and rely on. A proposed below inflation 1.96 per cent increase in council tax will protect vital services as we prepare for years more funding cuts by government. Despite our city having been hit with the worst cuts per head across the region, we believe we’ve proposed the best deal possible to protect essential services for everyone in the city. We very much hope our plans are approved by the council later this month.

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back to independence would not be a good way forward even if it was financially viable. While I’m sure the marketing of the city will always be Pic: Tom Scrace

fter three months of consultation, we’re launching our proposals for the council budget for the coming financial year. They aim to shield those most in need from the council’s £17m funding shortfall as a result of the Coalition Government’s cuts to public funding, alongside pressures from the growing demand for services. The budget also seeks to protect jobs, the quality of services and the city a healthier place to live. Among the proposals are extra funds earmarked to help families

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The Stag Company’s administration manager Sam Jackson, 24, from Hollingdean, recently made her TV debut on one of MTV’s biggest shows: Geordie Shore. Scheduled to appear in two exciting episodes of the reality TV show, Sam was personally selected by MTV bosses to appear as a Stag Do expert and was flown to Amsterdam for the filming. During the filming, Sam was required to mentor the Geordie Shore cast and judge them on their ability to manage and organise stag do activities. These stag parties took place in two of Europe’s top party destinations: Amsterdam and Prague. “It was an amazing experience having the opportunity to work with MTV and appear on Geordie Shore,” says Sam. who has been working with The Stag Company for the last five years. “I am a big fan of the show and loved working with the crew and cast.” The episodes aired on MTV last week.

FATBOY SLIM ROCKS THE COMMONS O

ur friend and favourite DJ Fatboy Slim will make history on Wednesday 6 March as he becomes the first DJ to ever perform at The House Of Commons. The Portslade-based DJ is playing at the famous London venue to celebrate the final of House The House competition. The competition is in aid of the Last Night A DJ Saved My Life Foundation (lastnightadjsavedmylife.org). Fatboy Slim will support the lucky act that wins on the night. We are still reliving the memories of last year’s fantastic Big Beach Bootique 5 at The Amex, and often have the amazing set playing in the office. What a fantastic two-day event that was. Norman Cook will most certainly rock the Commons this week!

BRIGHTON JAPAN FESTIVAL RETURNS

Now in its fifth fantastic year, Brighton Japan Festival has launched its 2013 website (www.brightonjapan.com), marking the return of the UK’s largest annual celebration of Japanese culture! The brainchild of Brighton’s premier Japanese restaurant, Moshimo, the ever-growing festival is now inviting sponsors to get involved with what promises to be a record-breaking year. Quadrupling in size for 2013, the Brighton Japan Festival has announced its new home in the heart of Brighton’s bustling seaside scene: the Old Steine Gardens. Over a week of events celebrating Japanese arts, film, theatre, performance and culture will run from 14–22 September, cementing Brighton Japan as the benchmark for Japanese festivals in the UK. We expect to see a celeb or two dropping by so keep your eye peeled and join us in celebrating Japanese culture.

RIZZLE KICKS JOIN THE ISLE OF WIGHT FESTIVAL LINE-UP

Our favourite hip-hop Brighton boys Rizzle Kicks have been added to the lineup of the Isle of Wight Festival this year, along with Everything Everything and Delilah who both played brilliant gigs recently here in the city. John Giddings, the festival’s promoter, said: “Now that the line-up is complete, I am really excited for this year’s festival. “We have something for everyone.” Other acts already announced include headliners The Stone Roses, The Killers and Bon Jovi as well as Paul Weller, Emeli Sande, Ke ha, Ben Howard, Jake Bugg, The Script, Bloc Party, Paloma Faith, The Maccabees, Ellie Goulding, FUN, Blondie and Devlin. Rizzle Kicks have been announced alongside ’80s pop favoutite, T’Pau. The event will take place at Seaclose Park, Newport, 13–16 June. Talking of Rizzle Kicks, we know their favourite hangout is Nandos, Brighton, where we spotted pop star turned song writer Samuel Preston. We saw the former Celebrity Big Brother housemate looking very cute in his glasses and skinny jeans. Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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aforementioned waterproof footwear when he ordered 22,000,000 pairs to be shipped from Nymagen. Hove residents are still servicing the debt to this day.

In Hove a man may divorce his wife merely by removing his trousers and then putting them on again back-to-front. However, there must be three witnesses present: one a member of the wife’s family, and another an admiral in the Royal Navy.

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The 2003 motion picture Love Actually was originally to be titled Hove Actually, and would have starred Hugh Grant and Kate Winslet as an elderly Orthodox couple eating chicken soup and complaining. It was changed at the last minute after protests from Rabbi Lionel Blue.

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Banksy & the BBC

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Vanessa Austin Locke Separating the men from the boys

Tooma’s Manifesto I have a friend who lives down the street from me. Her name is Tooma, she’s 16 and she thinks she should have a say. So, in true Channel 4 style, here’s her top five things she would like to happen this year: • I would get rid of David Cameron and replace him with someone responsible and by that I mean me, Tooma aged 16. • Seriously let’s get Barack Obama to move here as he’s a far better person at his job. • Get rid of Latest TV (I am joking!) • Teenagers pay so much on car insurance it’s unbelievable. Just ‘cos they’re newcomers it doesn’t mean they don’t know what they’re doing. • Make the government share out money equally to everyone that needs it.

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anksy is to my mind one of the UK’s greatest living artists. I don’t care whether he’s seen as a street artist or a serious artist, whether he paints on walls, paper or canvas – it’s the work that counts, and he has, surely again, come up trumps. According to theneedleblog (to whom I am indebted for pretty much all this story) Banksy painted on the “Banksy’s picture is every wall of BBC Television Centre in Central London, bit as important as the the poignant image of a young boy dropping his greatest Alan Yentob Jim’ll Fix It medal into a documentary” drain. Allegedly the BBC sent the workmen in to scrub it away. As theneedleblog says: “All great art speaks and stimulates thought. From Giotto via Manet’s ‘Olympia’ and beyond, Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ to the present day, art has been provocative.” My point is this: Banksy’s picture is every bit as important as the greatest Alan Yentob documentary and indeed theneedleblog is a lot more vociferous on the subject. Protest/decadent art is what the Nazis banned; protest music wasn’t particularly liked by the LBJ government in ’60s America. We mustn’t go down that route. I realise it's more to do with the BBC being ashamed of itself than trying to stifle art but I’ve got a simple message: bring back the Banksy!

he next chapter in my journey through online dating is about gender inequality. For once women have the advantage. All you have to do as a woman is sign up and you’ll be asked out. It’s just like going to a bar; in general women don’t have to get up the courage to approach someone if they’re on the prowl because that’s ‘the man’s job’. And in my experience men don’t actually like to be approached first in reality. I guess it’s the hunter/gatherer instinct... When I first started internet dating I thought it was just like being in a bar, and in many ways it is. I've always thought it must take quite a bit of courage to approach a woman in a public place, so I was polite and courteous to those I didn’t want to engage with. It quickly became a full-time job; I was writing charming, personal, yet firm ‘rejection slips’ whilst juggling lengthy conversations with potential suitors and going on the actual dates. I was getting a bit tired by the whole thing. At one point I actually had to triage dates, with a high (or low) point of three in one day – 1pm, 3pm and 5pm. It got a bit awkward when date one insisted on walking me the hundred yards down the road to the next pub to meet my ‘friend’ aka date two. I know, it sounds disgraceful, but I like to think of it as efficient. I couldn’t get off the wheel because what if the one I ignored was the “It sounds disgraceful, but I one?! Pain, misery and despair! Or, I’d never like to think of it as effcient” have known... Anyway, I was knackered, my work was suffering and all my friends thought I was being an idiot, which, to be fair, I was. That was until I got a new housemate... a young male who stayed in his room all day with the curtains drawn watching Japanese porn and surfing the internet. (Lovely chap BTW.) On one of the rare occasions he actually emerged from his room and engaged in conversation he revealed to me that he was online dating too. As far as I was aware he’d not actually been on a date since we’d been co-habiting. But why? I was flooded with dinner invitations. Was this a gender thing? On asking a few leading questions I quickly established why... His strategy was this: Identify about 20 girls per night that he wanted to sleep with – judged on their profile picture alone; Copy and paste the same (lame) message to each and every girl. At this point his brilliant plan split into two channels of action depending on the response. If the response was favourable (i.e. if there was a response) he would tease them, in an awkward, borderline aggressive and rather opaque style. This generally resulted in an abrupt reaction/rejection at which point he would begin to ‘troll’ them. If he got no response at all... he would ‘troll’ them. Now, obviously he was a member of www.dateadope.com and I’m certain that he’s not typical of male online behaviour, but it did get me thinking about economics... Men make the first move, women have to wade through the responses. Therefore a man would need to make at least ten times as many advances as a woman to get one result. So the copy and paste method made perfect sense. They were treating it as an exercise in probability. I tested the theory by getting a friend over who was on the same site as me and logging in together to see how many messages we’d got from the same guys. Turned out we’d not only had the same messages from, and even the same conversations with, the same men but had actually been on a couple of (the same) dates with several of them! I admonished myself for being naive, logged into my account instantly and deleted every message that made no personal reference to me, which instantly halved my workload. I then encouraged my housemate to pen a personal message to six ladies that took his fancy, only after he’d read their profiles. He had a 50 per cent reply rate and actually got a date! As for me... well, I got a night off that week with a bottle of wine and a copy of How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days.

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Inspire me Christina Toimela learns about leadership training using horses

hen Julia Felton rocked into a Winning Women meeting at Stanmer House she was wearing a long leather coat and boots, cowboy style. She stood out from the crowd with “let’s-do-this” attitude. I overheard her talking about horses and business management and wondered what on earth linked the two. I found out that Julia was the author of Unbridled Success – How The Secret Lives Of Horses Can Impact Your Leadership, Teamwork And Communication Skills. When we started chatting, Julia said: “I spent 20 years working in “Horses mirror the London leaving home before 7am and essential qualities coming back after 9pm doing a one hour, 45 minute commute each way. I of leadership: trust, used my business suit as an armour and did not have much of a life. Today authenticity, honesty, I’m covered with horse s***.” When Julia was made redundant intuition...” from her position within a business unit hotel research in London she stopped being two different people and pursued her passion working with horses. She qualified as a Licensed HorseDream practitioner, NLP-coach, riding instructor and became aware that Horse Assisted Coaching existed. Julia is passionate about: “Grab The Reins, Lead Your Life, Lead Your Business.” She wants to help overwhelmed and frustrated business owners. “People should look for new innovative ways and think like Albert Einstein who once said: ‘We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them’.” What is Horse Assisted Coaching? According to Julia it’s a form of experimental learning where clients come and do a range of exercises with the horses in order to get feedback on their teamwork, leadership and communication styles. Rather than taking business people into a classrooms they learn things at the limbic (habitual) level by doing new things. Julia says that horses mirror the essential qualities of leadership: trust, authenticity, honesty, intuition, listening, a willingness of spirit and perseverance. They have no agenda with us and they read body language. They simply reflect our strength of character. Through becoming more self-aware we can then move forward to develop our own particular style of leadership. How do horses help us to become more self-aware? Julia says that by getting continual feedback on how you are showing up in the world you become more self-aware. Horses are honest. If you are not in line with what you ask a horse to do, he is not going to respond. Why should you be more authentic? Julia’s reply is inspiring: “The more authentic you are the more attractive you are to other people. Being true to yourself allows you to radiate a magnetic energy. When everything that you do is on the same frequency, you come across as a real person. For example if you are really desperate to get a client you come across desperate and lose what I call – The Secret Energy of Business™.” Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com

The stand-up comedian considers catching up with old ‘friends’

recently received a text from an unknown number saying: “Hello mate, haven’t heard from you in ages, hope you’re well.” This presented me with a conundrum. I didn’t want to be rude and not reply, but I had no idea who this person was. The more intelligent of you will be thinking: “Did you think of the radical strategy of asking who it was that sent you the text?” Of course I did, I’m not an idiot. But often, because people are essentially walking egos, this can sometimes lead to offence. I once replied to a similar text with: “Really sorry, new phone. Who is this?”, and after about a day I received a text saying “ It’s Mark, you p****, I can’t believe you haven’t got my number blah blah.” Now what Mark has done there is sent me a signal that I should immediately sever contact with him. Why on earth anyone would actively seek to spend time with someone as high maintenance as that is beyond me. I very nearly texted his wife to say: “Get your stuff together and leave. Mark is needier than a Labrador puppy.” “I very nearly texted Anyway, the point is that I had received this text and didn’t know his wife to say: ‘Get how to respond. I decided to reply in quite a non-committal way: “Thanks. your stuff together How is everything with you?” and leave’” That was pretty much all I could say without blowing my cover. However, this proved to be an effective strategy as I soon received a reply: “Good mate, thanks, was just thinking about the Croydon office lot.” This narrowed things down. I worked with this person straight out of university. The problem, however, was that at this job, there were far more time thieves than interesting people, and so I became wary of encouraging further communication with someone who might end up wanting to hang out, when it would be far preferable for me to repeatedly smash myself in the face with an iron while watching ITV’s Splash. I had to be careful. So I said: “ I don’t really think about them at all.” Here, I had played a blinder. If this person was one of them, then he would be offended and probably not reply, which would be a win. The reply came “Ha, yes I know, what a bunch of morons.” Result! Here was somebody I could definitely get on with. I immediately said: “Listen, I have no idea who you are as my phone is new and I have lost a lot of numbers. Sorry!” This may have seemed risky, but the truth was, if this person decided not to reply, it was hardly the end of the world. I barely enjoy conversations with my friends, so losing the opportunity to have one with somebody I used to know is hardly a big deal. Nevertheless a reply came: “It’s Dan, mate, no worries, that happens to me too. We should meet up.” This threw up more issues. I don’t want to meet up. The truth is, who really ever wants to meet up with anyone they haven’t seen for a while? The conversations are always horrendous. But I like Dan, he’s a good bloke, a good egg, a nice guy, a top lad, a ledge, whatever you want to call it. So perhaps I should meet up with him. My wife is always telling me that I am becoming increasingly anti social. I reply to the text: “Yes mate, that would be great, let’s sort a time out.” This should be fun, I guess. He replies: “We’ll get some of the lads from Croydon out, only the good ones though.” I reply: “Yes, great, just let me know when and where, and if you want me to contact anyone.” To which he replied: “Oh, contact whoever you think mate. I trust your judgement. As long as you don’t ask Romesh.”

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ‘n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

The Foragers

At this tastefully decorated and relaxed foodie pub, it’s all about local and organic and that is why they are winning local awards, national acclaim and incredible reviews. Great for a bite to eat or just pop in for a drink. It does get busy so we recommend making a booking to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

French Alcôve

idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable.Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

Al Duomo

Donatello

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-

Authentic cuisine in the familiar Sawadee style in Kemp Town’s most popular Thai restaurant. An extensive menu offers variety and plenty of spice. From home-made starters and fiery salads to traditional Thai curries, stir fries of finely sliced meats or prawns, whole fish grilled in banana leaf, or simply pad Thai, the menu has something to suit everybody’s taste. Sawadee, 87 St James’s Street, Brighton, BN2 1TP, 01273 624233, www.sawadeethai.co.uk

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Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s Brighton

Street Thai

Sawadee

Nooris Indian restaurant in central Brighton has been newly refurbished and offers a fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405 www.noorisbrighton.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Thai

courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

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Brighton longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pretheatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Alcôve is a beautiful new family-run French gastro restaurant and cocktail bar (previously known as The Medicine Chest). A selection of modern and classic dishes are offered, on both the à la carte and set menus. All the food is locally sourced from local suppliers based in Sussex. Alcôve caters for everything from an intimate dinner for two, parties in the bar or restaurant, business lunches, cocktail and canapé parties, or you can book the entire venue for your event with a bespoke menu to suit your needs. Take advantage of their special January two-course menu for £14.95 and happy hour in the bar between 5pm and 7pm. Alcôve 51-55 Brunswick Street East, Hove, BN3 1AU, 01273 770002, info@alcovehove.co.uk, www.alcovehove.co.uk

meetings to dinner parties and weddings. Open 10am–3pm Tue–Fri; 11am–3pm Sat. Evenings bookings only. Mediterraneo Deli, 2a Clyde Road, Brighton, BN1 4NP, 01273 674350, www.mediterraneodeli.co.uk

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

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Mediterraneo Deli is indeed a family business, dedicated to serving you truly genuine, the best tasting, most authentic Sicilian food. Deli by day, bespoke restaurant by night, they also enjoy catering for all events, from lunch

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HOT TO GO Andrew Kay talks to Alun and Dawn Sperring, the dynamic couple behind Brighton’s hugely successful Chilli Pickle restaurant and new take-away service Chilli Pickle Canteen

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lun and Dawn Sperring arrived in Brighton a few years ago with a clear vision. They wanted to create a very special kind of restaurant, a restaurant that celebrated regional Indian cuisine, and, in particular, street food. They were way ahead of the game with the interest in street food, a foodie fashion that in the last year has really taken off, especially in London, but they were doing it in Brighton’s Lanes way before that, and it’s a theme they continue to use. The original Chilli Pickle restaurant was small, the kitchen smaller still, but it didn’t stop Alun from creating dishes that soon had the town buzzing. When word got out about his oxtail Madras and an amazing crab claw dish, food lovers were beating a path to their door. Out front Dawn was in charge and, as with their passion for regional dishes, she two was championing great beers, continental, Asian and, of course, British. There was also a passion for loose leaf tea, a passion I share, and the varieties were and still are delightful. Their popularity was soon evident with a full h e c ov e n t the cover r diary of bookings, and the dining room and n kitchen were simply no longer big enough to cope. The only thing to do was to expand but in that location it was impossible so new premises had to be found. When news leaked that they were to take over the vast restaurant space at Myhotel the reaction was mixed. Zilli had failed, and Table fared no better despite being popular with some, they simply could not fill the space and make it work. Chilli Pickle was already popular but could it make that giant leap from 48 covers in one sitting to 120? The answer is yes; they now have a massively popular restaurant where they regularly serve 1,500 diners every week and often many more. Alun loves his kitchen, inherited from the Zilli regime, it is massive and brilliantly equipped. Of course he has added specialist equipment as hard to create. Each dish available has been created needed to create the dishes Chilli Pickle is now to survive transport, and whilst the menu is not famous for. He has also continued to bring as extensive as the a la carte offering they are talented regional chefs from India to work there confident it will arrive with you in an excellent and, currently, they have English apprentices from condition. As well as researching those dishes, they City College who are keen to learn about Indian have also invested in brilliant bespoke packaging food. Alun is keen to emphasise that they are that looks good, keeps the food well, and is as green there for work experience as it is not a school, but as possible. They are very aware of being delighted that they are so interested in what he sustainable and green, hating waste, and this and his team do. was not an area they were prepared to skimp on. They now have a head chef from Delhi meaning, The Chilli Pickle Canteen service is offered to after five years policing the pass, Alun has more customers within a two-mile radius of the time to explore new dishes. They plan to squeeze in restaurant and is delivered in their own branded an Indian trip this summer, and to oversee their vehicles. If you live further afield you can still use new venture The Chilli Pickle Canteen. the service by collecting yourself and they have Chilli Pickle Canteen is a new concept in Indian created a bright waiting area for people who take-away food that Alun and Dawn have worked choose this option.

So how can they cope on top of the bustling restaurant to offer a new take-away service? The answer lies below ground where they have a huge prep kitchen. By day it is busy with chefs grinding spices, creating batter for the superb dosa pancakes and making ready for the onslaught in the upstairs kitchen for lunch and dinner. But by night the space was quiet. Not for long. Alun and Dawn had been besieged by requests for take-away, but were not happy to provide a service until they were confident that the food would match in quality the food in the restaurant. They now use the downstairs kitchen to service the take-away menu leaving the upstairs kitchen to deal with diners, a brilliant solution and one that makes the most of their space. Having tried it I can vouch for that take-away quality too. I loved the thalis we had (what better way to get a real taste of dishes than a set of fifteen carefully chosen to work together?). And compared to alternatives there is little difference in price from other take-away menus, especially when you see the range of dishes that arrive for the one price. Chilli Pickle may have the look of a massively successful chain with its stunning interiors, but all was achieved by the family pulling together, pooling resources and skills. Dawn’s father did the woodwork and he still helps out on a weekly basis with childcare for their young son Stanley, already a keen fan of his father’s cooking. Despite global recession, the Chilli Pickle is a huge success story with a string of awards, a deeply loyal client base and visitors who are prepared to travel miles to find out more about the hottest restaurant on the curry scene – and beyond. So what’s next for Brighton’s hot business success? Are they seeking those much coveted stars? Alun and Dawn are keen to say that whilst recognition from guides such as Michelin and the AA is special, the most important thing for them is to keep new and old customers coming back and to continue to exceed their expectations “The key to this has always been being consistent in our standards, staying fresh and innovative,” says Alun. “We have never gone out specifically to achieve awards and accolades. That said, winning ‘Best Casual Dining’ at The British Curry Awards last year and being named one of the top 100 restaurants in the UK at The National Restaurant Awards two years in a row were very proud moments.” And how is it working together? “We wanted to create a business where we could be together. We had spent years in Dubai and only saw each other in passing and once a week if we were lucky. Here we have our own areas to look after, Alun in the kitchens and I am out front. It works well, we have a real understanding of what we are trying to achieve. Above all this is about being professional, and that works.” As a regular diner I can vouch for that, great food and great service in lovely surroundings and at a range of prices that make it accessible. Chilli Pickle Canteen is equally attractive, delicious food in your own home. It does beg the question – what will they do next? As long as they maintain such an excellent standard of service here I see no reason to worry, just to wish them the best of luck. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Street Brighton, BN1 1GE, Restaurant: 01273 900383 Chilli Pickle Canteen: 01273 900384 www.thechillipicklecanteen.com

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for The College of Naturopathic Medicine My hair has thinned so much that my scalp can be seen. I’m a 45 year old woman unaware of any health problems. CL. Assuming that your hair loss is all over and not in patches (such as would be caused by Alopecia), the first thing to rule out would be a low functioning thyroid as this can lead to thinning of the hair on the scalp and the outer section of the eyebrow. Your doctor can run a Thyroid test, so can your nutritional practitioner. If no thyroid problems show up, the next intervention is looking for any nutritional deficiencies. A wellbalanced diet which is plentiful in vitamins and minerals is essential for abundant hair. There are 4.8 million women in the UK who are said to suffer from a condition called CTE, Chronic Telogen Effluvium, which causes constant and persistent hair shedding. Usually between the ages of 18-50 years old, 95 per cent of all hair loss in women can

in our body. When this falls below a certain point hair shedding is the consequence. The reduction in eating red meat is thought to be one of the reasons for these deficiencies, the other is heavy menstrual loss. Having a healthy and varied diet is the start to dealing with this condition, as is taking the right levels of these nutrients in the correct supplement form. Once you have corrected the issue, continuing with a diet high in good quality proteins and vegetables will help prevent it reoccurring: foods such as lentils, beans, organic naturally fermented soy, spinach, tuna, lean beef, dark meat turkey etc. Don’t drink black tea at meal times as tannins in it bind to the minerals and impair absorption of iron. Eat vitamin C rich foods with iron rich foods for better absorption of the iron, e.g broccoli and peppers with the tuna or red meat. A nutritional therapist can help you put together a plan that works for you.

CNM open evening be attributed to genetic loss (20 per cent) and CTE (80 per cent). The major cause of CTE is low serum ferritin. Ferritin relates to the amount of stored iron we have

If you would like to train to become a nutritional therapist, please book to attend CNM’s next open evening in Brighton. Facebook: Brighton College of Naturopathic Medicine www.naturopathy-uk.com 01342 410505.

Jacquie Lane is a lecturer at the College of Naturopathic Medicine (CNM) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic in Brighton and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie Lane: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk

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The ninth Brighton Heroes Run will take place on Sunday 19 May 2013 in aid of Pass It On Africa. It’s a chance for families and friends to come together, dress up as their favourite super hero and run for a great cause. It looks set to be a sell out in 2013 so sign up now! Take part in The Mini Heroes 500m Dash, The Super 5K or The Heroic 10K. The event starts and finishes on Hove Lawns, with the emphasis on fun over racing. Prizes are awarded for best costumes in all categories. Previous races have seen Lego Batman and Robin, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Heroes and more. Who will you be? Pass It On Africa have a fundraising target of £20,000 for this year’s event to help expand their school projects in Ghana and Kenya. They are challenging every runner to raise £20 sponsorship to help them reach their goal.To get involved visit www.heroesrun.org.uk www.facebook.com/HEROE5RUN or follow ‘heroesrun’ on Twitter.

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Okay, we all know the low down on HD TVs, but now your beauty can be High Definition too! It’s the latest celebrity trend – a high-precision treatment that gives you the perfect brows, dramatically enhancing your facial features. This wonder treatment is available in Brighton at The Lanes Health & Beauty, carried out by the lovely Jo. What makes HD Brows different? The treatment uses seven precision steps to produce natural, sculptured brows. It’s about working with your natural shape to give a defined, air-brushed finish. Forget the horror stories: a thorough consultation on the desired shade and shape will be discussed on your first visit. There is a tint (keeping within one to two shades or your natural colour), waxing and plucking, all carried out in the luxurious treatment room so you feel truly pampered. Over plucking and uneven brows can be reshaped and restored to their natural beauty – in HD!

Over a quarter (27%) admitted they rarely watch any TV ondemand, preferring instead to catch TV programmes live – known as FOMOs (fear of missing out). Finally, a fifth (20%) of those questioned were identified as Multi-taskers who actively tweet or update their Facebook status in relation to the show they are watching. Well, we do like to keep our finger-on-the-pulse technology-wise. www.youview.com

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Watching the box is a favourite pastime of ours but did you know it’s not just want we watch that reflects our personality, but how we watch it too? New research released by TV service YouView reveals we tend to be a city of Ruthless Removers, with over half of Brighton (59%) deleting shows immediately after watching them. So, we like to be organised, tidy and clutter-free! In contrast, nearly a quarter (23%) of those surveyed were identified as Self-Indulgers, who record TV shows in bulk and only watch them once they have accumulated several episodes.

Lanolips award-winning Lovely Lanolin range is launching in Boots stores this week (27 February). The range comprises of Golden Ointment (50g, £17.99) a 100% natural clinically tested ‘super moisturiser’; Lanolips Lovely Lanolin™ Herbal Body Oil (60ml, £9.95) – a specialist treatment for stretch marks, scars, dehydrated skin and uneven skin tone; and Lanolips Lovely Lanolin™ Triple Buttermilk Body Balm (170ml, £13.99), a nurturing balm to provide the ultimate hydration for dry skin. Available from 27 February at Boots.

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Robin St Clair Jones is on a mission to emulate Michelle Obama by encouraging everyone to grow vegetables. The Brighton businessman has launched Veg Patch People, which promises to create productive vegetable plots on anything from full-sized gardens to windowsill. “I know through my own experience how rewarding growing your own vegetables is, but, if you’ve never done it before, it can be daunting,” Robin explains. “We’re just making it easy for people by doing all the hard work for them.” The First Lady famously planted a 1,100 square foot vegetable garden on the South Lawn of the White House. Robin started more modestly, but like Mrs Obama, he’s evangelical about growing food. “Nothing is as good for you as getting your hands in the soil

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BOOKINGS | MUSIC CHART 21

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L7 Bookings On sale this week… ADRIAN EDMONDSON & THE BAD SHEPHERDS

Concorde 2, 1 December 2013, £16 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Adrian Edmondson, the genius who starred in massive UK comedies The Young Ones and Bottom, stumbled into a music shop in Soho in 2007 after a boozy lunch, “accidentally” purchased a mandolin and decided it would be a good idea to play some classic punk and ’70s/’80s New Wave songs in a folky style.

DANIEL KITSON – AFTER THE BEGINNING, BEFORE THE END

BIG BUG JAKE BUGG, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 17 February 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪

an of the moment Jake Bugg has had an incredible year. The 18 year old from Nottingham only released his debut single ‘Trouble Town’ a year ago and since then he’s topped the album charts, bothered the charts with a string of catchy singles, toured with Noel Gallagher and been hailed as everything from the new Bob Dylan to the future of British guitar music. No surprise then that this Brighton Dome gig was a fast, furious sellout, although the sensible ticket price was a welcome nod to younger fans. To put the record straight, Jake Bugg is not the new anyone. The solo guitar style, and his worldly songwriting skills make comparisons with Dylan inevitable, though the insanely catchy lyricism owes as much to Arctic Monkeys. Bugg may be retro, but he is relentlessly modern. Not apparently shaken or stirred by his sudden success, Bugg held the stage admirably, a relatively banter-free zone but all the better for that. Opening with the infectious ‘Fire’, Bugg kept up an intense pace throughout, thrilling a very mixed audience. At times backed by bass and drums, for most of the set Bugg holds the stage alone, with guitar. Spine-tingling highlights included a beautifully raw solo acoustic rendition of ‘Someone Told Me’. The set concluded with a masterclass of infectious singles: ‘Two Fingers’, ‘Taste It’ and ‘Lightning Bolt’. A brilliant talent. Fiona McTernan

GOODNIGHT MISTER TOM

This heartening production drew crowds of excited children into the theatre, even during half-term. The severe plot and adult themes may be challenging for under tens and the sentiment perhaps too sweet for some adults, but when played as well as this it all balances out beautifully. Endearing puppetry covered the swift scene changes and Sam the dog almost upstaged the action. The magnificent Oliver Ford Davies excelled as the crusty old man, all the while generously encouraging the very best from his young co-stars, Ewan Harris (William) and William Price (Zach), just as you’d expect from Mister Tom himself. Theatre Royal Brighton, 20 Feb 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Andrew Connal Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?

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The Acerbic Aussie Air stewardess obscenely slags off all manner of flight attendants and airlines. At times the in-jokes came so thick and fast that it felt like stumbling into an industry after dinner act, with an unhealthy dose of xenophobia. While the first half was an excellent stand-up routine, the second was an overlong, lacklustre, rambling interaction with the audience. Ironically, the best bits were the pre-recorded video slots, confirming that her superior material is best prepared and she should steer clear of the improv. Perfect if you are gay, a flight attendant, or preferably both. Not so good if you’re neither. Theatre Royal Brighton, 17 Feb 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Bradley Pilcher

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Theatre Royal Brighton, 11 May 2013, £10, 01273 709709, www.brightonfestival.org The comedian’s favourite comedian Daniel Kitson is bringing his brand new show to the Brighton Festival, with his usual policy on capped ticket prices fully in force. Publicly on sale Friday 8 March, and Brighton Dome & Brighton Festival priority bookings on sale Thursday 28 February.

DIVERSITY – EXTRA PERFORMANCE Brighton Centre, 15 December 2013, 0845 293 8480, www.brightoncentre.co.uk The much-loved dance troupe are so well loved that they’ve had to add an extra show to their December date. As well as the evening performance they have added a matinee show at 2.30pm.

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The Old Market, 13 April 2013, £15/12, 01273 201801, www.theoldmarket.com Building on their brand of camp, irreverent, self-deprecating, high octane, naughty but fun entertainment that reaches across original comedy writing, musical parodies, pop standards, dance and physical comedy with a healthy dose of light-hearted banter with the audience, this new line-up of the fab four, with original member Big Dave Wickenden at the healm, will have everyone in fits.

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O2 Arena, London, 29, 30 April, 1 & 3 May 2013, £tbc, 0844 856 0202, www.theo2.co.uk Following her spectacular half-time show at America's Super Bowl, Beyonce has announced the UK leg of her Mrs Carter Show World Tour. Worth a trip to the Big Smoke to see this legendary diva shake her bootie like no other. The Bad Shepherds

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Nick Conroy’s ‘Forever’ claims the Number One hot spot for a month now. In fact, the top three have managed to hold their own, and not budge this week. Don’t forget that you make a difference to the chart by listening to our artists online and determining who should be at the top. If you’re a musician then why not submit your own tracks too.

1 Nick Conroy Forever 2 The Kids Ring Out The Bells 3 Victoria Darby Blackbird 4 grasshopper Collide 5 Collisions Push 6 Trip To Dover Be Juliet 7 Matt Purkis All Around (Original Mix) 8 Automatic Shoes Act II 9 The Fooley Mantras In the morning 10 The Kids Ring Out The Bells 11 Red Democracy Doll Inside 12 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic 13 Bert and Stan Bring it Home to Engerland 14 The Dead Beatles Love Me Dead 15 The Cocktail Party Fairytale 16 Threepenny Thieves New Romantic 17 Osaro Loving You Is Everything 18 The Fooley Mantras Best in People 19 Moonlighter Every Time I Fall 20 Osaro and RJ Shut Up And Dance SUBM YOURIT MUSIC & videos

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STAGE: ANIMAL MAGIC Wallace & Gromit hit the road and head for Brighton Dome’s Concert Hall with Musical Marvels – an orchestral & animation extravaganza for all the family

allace & Gromit came to fame with the Aardman classic A Grand Day Out back in 1989, a whole 24 years ago, and their appeal is as strong today as it was back then. Wallace the wiley inventor is forever getting into a pickle and dragging his companion Gromit the dog along with him. The Aardman method is animated modelling clay but for most of us the characters, voiced by Peter Sallis and Ben Whitehead, are as human as can be. Wallis, resident of Wigan and cheese enthusiast, is like a jolly uncle who is just a little odd. What’s not to like? And a great part of the W&G fun comes form the delightful orchestral scores that echo those Northern roots with brass band themes and illustrate the plots with classic film score devices. Now, following a hugely popular BBC

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES Starlight Express Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Weds 26 Feb–Sat 9 Mar Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Maurice’s Jubilee Theatre Royal Brighton Tues 26 Feb–Sat 2 March Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton

In Extremis The Hawth, Crawley Thurs 28 Feb Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk

The Russian State Dance Ensemble of Stavropol: Russian Cossacks Pavilion Theatre, Worthing Fri 1 March Box office 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

Prom at the Royal Albert Hall last summer, Wallace & Gromit hit the road with Musical Marvels, a new family show with performances taking place at the Brighton Dome Concert Hall on Saturday 30 March. It’s a fun show with the audience invited behind the scenes as Wallace prepares to perform his Proms commission ‘My Concerto In Eee Lad’. Specially filmed Wallace & Gromit animated scenes reveal the duo’s backstage exploits as the Aurora Orchestra keep the audience entertained with classical favourites. Following the interval there will be a special screening of the multi-award winning Wallace & Gromit film A Matter of Loaf And Death with the soundtrack performed live. Merlin Crossingham, creative director of Wallace & Gromit’s Musical Marvels says: “I am delighted that Wallace & Gromit’s Musical Marvels is going on the road, after such a fabulous premiere as part of the 2012 BBC Proms. It is brilliant that more audiences will get the chance to experience this great show, featuring live orchestral music and bespoke W&G animation.” Wallace & Gromit’s Musical Marvels Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Saturday 30 March, 2pm and 7pm, £15–£35, (children half price), Box Office: 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&CLUBS 23 CLUBS: CLUB KOVAK Record producer Youth, whose worked with the likes of Dido, Paul McCartney, U2 and The Verve, makes a special appearance on the decks. The night features the return of KOVAK, the electronic-pop rock outfit DJ set and also a special appearance from Paper Playground. Blind Tiger Club, Sat 2 Mar, 10pm–2am, £5/4 CLUBS: SECRET DISCOTHEQUE A celebration of the songs that formed the soundtrack to your youth. Playing the likes of Katy Perry, Prince, Blondie, Hanson, Whitney Houston, Blue, Michael Jackson and Madonna. Coalition, Thurs 28 Feb, 11pm, £2–£4 MUSIC: THE JOY FORMIDABLE Female fronted, big sounding, altrockers from Wales, who have recently been supporting Muse at various ernormo-domes. Pop hooks litter their driving grooves, and with the likes of Dave Grohl also giving the thumbs up, well, it looks like it will be a big year for this great band. Concorde 2, Mon 4 Mar, £12.50, 7.30pm

MUSIC: DAMO SUZUKI Maverick artist who once upon fronted Can in perhaps the greatest phase (the early ’70s) but who doesn’t really like talking about it... A regular visitor to the city, no two Suzuki gigs ever resemble each other as he takes the avante-garde approach to music making. Strong supports from Soccer 96, Sons Of Noel & Adrian, and Eyes & No Eyes. Please note early doors... Green Door Store, Fri 1 Mar, £8.50, 5.30pm MUSIC: THE MAGIC BAND At various times, they recorded 13 albums with Captain Beefheart, helping to create some of the most idiosyncratic ‘rock’ music ever, much of it under the most trying of circumstances, particularly Trout Mask Replica. Denny ‘Rebo Walley’ Feelers, Mark ‘Rockette Morton’ Boston and John ‘Drumbo’ French re-visit the Beefheart catalogue. Concorde 2, Fri 1 Mar, £18.50, 7pm

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MUSIC: MARIKA HACKMAN New singer songwriter talks to Jeff Hemmings

ormer Brighton resident Marika Hackman is just about to release a mini-album, That Iron Taste, a work that channels the spirit of the late ’60s, the psychedelic whimsy of Nico for instance, into an altogether darker sound. My stuff is folk at the core, almost medieval folk in a sense, but a bit more dark and moody and abstract,” says the 20 year old who has just finished a tour with Ethan Folks and about to embark on her first headline tour. “My writing process is pretty boring. I sit in my room and play my guitar for hours, and something will click perfectly and that’s the beginning of a song. Then I play it over and over again to get the measure of it before recording a demo on GarageBand where I experiment with harmonies and arrangement, before working with a producer." A fan of old school rock and pop such as Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin and Steely Dam, she's also been immersing herself in the sounds of Alt-J as well as current folk hero Johnny Flynn. “I had a double A-side last year called ‘You Come Down/Mountain Spines’, which was produced by Johnny Flynn. Both those tracks will be on the mini-album. He was interested in doing this; he produces a lot of his own stuff with his bassist, Adam.” An untrained musician, she has nevertheless managed to develop a style all her own: “I’ve been writing songs for a long time; I used to play piano and write songs on that when I was 7 or 8. I started teaching myself guitar when I was about 12, and I knew that if I taught myself I would make the effort, rather than somebody telling me, and then I wouldn't make the effort!” She has, rather inventively, described her sound as: “Folk at the inner core, Kurt Cobain for the outer core, whimsical dark madness for the mantle, and Marika Hackman for the crust”. Hackman, whose dad is Finnish, is well acquainted with Brighton. “I lived here for a year when I did an art foundation, and am planning on moving back... but I’m now living in Devon where my parents live. It’s way cheaper like that, especially when you are on tour all the time. But I love Brighton, it’s an awesome place to live." Things have been developing fast for the singer songwriter, her years of grafting away on her own, learning to play and sing and writing songs, starting to pay off. “We had big concerts at school which is where I first started to perform. But when I left school I kinda waited... it sounds a bit weird... I would get the odd offer to do a gig; then I met my manager and its been non-stop the last year and a half.” Marika Hackman, Komedia, Thursday 28 February, £6, 7pm www.marikahackman.com http://soundcloud.com/marika-hackman http://paradyse.tumblr.com/

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EVENTS: SICK! FESTIVAL Welcome to the first ever SICK! Festival this spring

ICK!, the latest international arts festival to come to Brighton, looks at new ways of talking about and dealing with the experience of sickness of all kinds: physical, mental, ethical and spiritual. It uses different art-forms to delve into how our bodies and minds can act against us and against society’s expectation of what is normal. Highlights from the two-week programme include the UK premiere of Dutch performance ‘Eleonora’ in which Jochem Stavenuiter’s mother suffered a stroke and, as a consequence, lost her memory. This insightful performance is about forgetting who you are, and the hope that one day Eleonora will be cured after weekly visits to an Alzheimer’s clinic. In performance and dance piece ‘Parkin’son’, a father and son confront each other on stage, telling the story of their relationship through their two very different bodies: a 62-year-old therapist with no dance experience and a 31-year-old choreographer. In ‘Mental’, artist activist the vacuum cleaner presents an autobiographical performance told through psychiatric records, police intelligence files and corporate injunctions collected through the Data Protection Act, which declare his mental-being. Other events in SICK! Festival include advanced film screenings of Amour, Our Children and Asmma, and the debate ‘Who Says I’m Sick?’ which looks at the way that illness can be seen as a social, rather than physical or medical, condition. The festival is aimed at anyone who has ever been sick, cared for someone who is sick or struggled to find the right words to talk about these difficult issues... surely that is all of us! The Basement, Jubilee Square, Duke of Yorks & The Old Market, Friday 1– Friday 15 March 2013. For a full programme of events & ticket prices see www.thebasement.uk.com

COMEDY: THE BRIGHTON IMPROV JAM The Brighton Improv Jam brings the best players from across Brighton’s booming improv comedy scene together to create great comedy out of audience suggestions. The Hobgoblin, Fri 1 Mar, 8pm, £4 COMEDY: COMIC BOOM Headlined by the fabulous Isy Suttie – recognised by many off the telly as Dobby in Peep Show, and also a fantastic award-winning musical comic. Plus the best in rising stars from the UK’s comedy. Komedia, Thurs 28 Feb, 8pm, £5–£9 COMEDY: HECKLER’S DELIGHT A free evening of comedy for when payday hasn’t quite reached us but we need a laugh. New acts and new material gather on Western Road. Koba, Wed 27 Feb, 7.30pm, free Isy Suttie

FILM: HANSEL AND GRETEL WITCH HUNTERS (TBC) Dir: Tommy Wirkola Ever thought about what might have happened to that brother and sister pair who, lost in the woods, were held captive by a witch and had to fight their way out and shrewdly kill their host in a bid to escape? Fast forward 15 years and Hansel and Gretel are ruthless bounty hunters with a taste for witch blood. Talk about baggage. Starring Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton and Peter Stormare. Released Wed 27 Feb Showing at Odeon and Cineworld FILM: STOKER (18) Dir: Chan-wook Park Cult Korean director Chan-wook Park (Oldboy) returns with this horror thriller, named after that author chap who first introduced us to ‘Dracula’. Following the death of her father a young woman ends up

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Tues 26 Feb Brighton Science Festival: The Science of Honey

Is all the buzz about the health benefits of honey justified? 7.30pm FREE

Wed 27 Feb Tango Boot Camp

Argentine tango with tango bootcamp. 8pm–11.30pm £8/£5 whole night or £3.50/£3 social dancing only

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Woodland Blue + Common Tongues 8pm £3

Thurs 28 Feb Happy Catalyst Club Conversation club with three original talks and a living national treasure of an MC. 8pm £5

Fri 1 March Let There Be Light The Level Skatepark Floodlight Fundraiser with Dub Organiser

+ Resonators Members + Guests. 9pm £5

Sun 3 March Granny’s Gone Wild

Written and performed by Lynn Ruth Miller. Directed by Bill Smith 9.30pm £5

Mon 4 March DigiTune Presents…

A music based event connecting acoustic music with a passionate audience. 8pm £4/£3 cons

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EVENTS: FIRST FRIDAYS Brighton Dome welcomes artists in all disciplines to gather each month to network and share ideas. Each month will feature a guest provocation. Snacks are provided and discounted drinks are available to purchase. No need to book, just come along. Dome Studio Theatre Bar, Fri 1 March, 5pm–6.30pm, free

sharing a gothic mansion with her mother and sinister uncle. Certain that all is not what it seems, she starts to dig into her mysterious relative’s background and discovers a series of letters addressed to her. Starring Mia Wasikowska, Nicole Kidman and Matthew Goode. Released Fri 1 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

EVENTS: ETC GARDENS, HOMES & LIFESTYLE SHOW This show is one of the largest events of its kind with demonstrations, presentations, practical tips and advice on quality living. Over 100 exhibitors showcase their ideas for your home, from interior design, kitchens and bathrooms, garden furniture and new green-themed ideas for both indoors and out. The Brighton Centre, Sat 2 & Sun 3 March, 10am, £6/8

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EVENTS: BRIGHTON SCIENCE FESTIVAL – THE SCIENCE OF HONEY Is all the buzz about the health benefits of honey justified? Pharmacologist Clive Page is joined by honey producer Daniel Basterfield to unravel some of the mysteries of the so-called elixir of the gods. Real bees feature and there’ll even be some yummy Etc Gardens, Homes & Lifestyle Show

honey to sample. Latest Musicbar, Tues 26 February, 7.30pm, free ART: 13 WOMEN Year two of the annual 13 Women exhibition, which coincides with International Women's Day, but this time also featuring 13 male artists! ‘Transition’ is the theme, with all 26 artists providing an exclusive piece of work. 13 Women, Jubilee Library, Brighton, 01273 290800. Fri 1–Fri 15 March ART: BON HIVER Contemporary artists take you on a journey through the winter landscape. Featuring The Forked Forest Path – a striking forest installation by Olafur Eliasson, whose artwork ‘The Weather Project’ remains one of Tate’s most popular Turbine Hall installations. With Joachim Koester, Kelly Richardson, Christopher Wood, Alan Reynolds, Duncan Grant, Henri Gaudier-Brzeska, Eric Ravilious, William Gear and more. Bon hiver: A Journey Through A Winter Landscape, Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670. Until 3 March

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L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 826 FEBRUARY – 4 MARCH

With Val Aviv

Telly Talk

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Apart from the duty bound Full Moon in Virgo which is already i n its waning phase by the time you read this, there is little you may have the energy for. Energy given to work, health or mundane duties will reflect well on you, so keep making the effort to get out of bed.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You have have been a little on the self-sacrificing side lately, which in some circles may be considered honorable. If you have been martyring yourself to prove a point or gain the power of victimhood, then you may be disappointed by the results.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

When all arrows are firing one way, it’s easy to know which side of the field you’d rather be on. However your retrograding ruler may insist you step out of the safety and into the firing line, as some principles cannot be so easily dropped.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

While most people around you cannot see the big picture as you can, so too must you strive to appreciate the finer details of the parts that make up that bigger picture. Rome wasn’t just built in a day – each brick had to be carefully thought out.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Something grand is at work and the opportunity for you to clear out the dusty old cupboard which carries with it ghosts of the past emerges. Allowing something to be laid to rest means you will be able to breathe in a new lease of life.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

The quality of all your important relationships are what will now determine your sense of personal fulfillment. Especially as the full Moon highlights your hunger for emotional enrichment gained through nurturing relationships.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

For the most part, it’s all about your relationship to your body, but your sense of wellbeing rests not just in the physical, but in the mind and the soul. Have you been taking care of the machine? Oiling the imagination and growing the soul?

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

Love can take many guises, some of which are the genuine artifact, the jewel on the throne and if you’re lucky; the freak in the closet. When it comes to passion the temperature could be rising at an alarming rate, leaving you feeling a sense of enchantment which is in need of an outlet.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Being able to culture hop and feel at home anywhere and with anyone, it’s no wonder you’re so popular. Might it be fair to say that to look back and connect the dots, you are the sum of all your history? A blessing comes from reconnecting with the past.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

You want to make a social splash and if you’re not talking to every person you meet on the street then there may be cause for concern, as those who overthink at a time of great energy can be missing out on great initiative and ultimate achievement. Don’t be shy to forge new allies.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

How do we know when we are truly ready to purge ourselves of the unnecessary, outdated or broken? Perhaps when you are ready to bravely step out of the comforting world of the routinely inert , stepping bravely into the world of possibility.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

A strange thing being a ‘Sun in Pisces’ child of the Stars, because the Sun is egocentric and Yang, while Pisces has an unbound changeable ego which is more attuned to the Yin. With all this activity in your solar house, you may have to fight an internal dragon to come out heroic. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

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Out in time Y

ears ago – just over a decade – Sue Perkins was outed live on television by her exgirlfriend Rhona Cameron on I’m A Celebrity... Anyone trusted with, and running with, The Great Get Me Out Of Here. It was an accident, a slip up, British Bake-Off is not to be underestimated. and one we can hardly remember. Sue did a stand So from the pen of a trusted friend comes this up show a couple of years later addressing coming first foray into situation comedy. With no laughter out. Susan Calman joked recently on BBC Radio 4 track, it is situation comedy rather than a sitcom. that coming out stories can be a bit of a The characters feel real, allowing the situations competitive sport. Now, Sue Perkins has written not to be. Really, who ends up bringing a dead cat and is starring in an entire six-part comedy series to a netball game in their handbag? But it doesn’t for BBC2 about a 40-year-old vet urged to come feel like a stretch. Very much what your friend’s out by her friends, or they’ll push her out to her sister’s best mate did because that’s just how parents. If Susan Calman is right, Perkins may just scatty they can be. be the competition’s only comeback kid. It does feel as if we’ve just dropped in on Inkeeping with the niceties of BBC2 (as opposed Perkins’ actual slice of life, from the fridge full of to the broad strokes of BBC3’s comedy) Heading yoghurts to the lopsided long socks. The plot Out is gently written, utilising Perkins’ sharp wit progressions and attire, like the netball ‘haka’ and balancing any edge with a soft fondness for and opening scene with Moseley the cat, are her haphazard amalgam of much more the punchlines issues of a likeable character. of a stand-up come to life. Remember people, this is Something normal, something “Perkins may be the normal, a right turn that’s just written by a woman who has been witty and interesting plausible, is the formula. about baking cakes – she made competition’s only Episode one has served its the WI cool tea-time viewing. purpose in setting the tone, comeback kid” delivering the exposition and introducing us to the quirks and ticks of the characters, and started on the journey that is the story arc. In fact, the ensemble is not dissimilar to that of a gay Bridget Jones, with her pals really loving her but using a thin veil to disguise that this may be the only reason they put up with her. And including a hot love interest who is smart, savvy and can suss out the not so suitable love interest a mile off. Could Sue Perkins have written the chick lit flick without a dick? I’d like to give her more credit than simply adopting somebody else’s story (which was in turn adapted from Jane Austen’s story). In fact, this feels like a much deliberated over and cared for script and delivery. It may be, in the strictest sense, about facing up to coming out, but Perkins’ protagonist lies about other things too, from her profession to her age. This is set up to be about a woman, just turned 40 facing up to a lot more than simply telling her parents she likes girls. And with that substantial meal on the menu, peppered with a few more plot turns and revelations, it promises to be appealing and entertaining nourishment for the television soul. Heading Out, BBC2, Tuesday 26 February 2013

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tuesday 26 Death In Paradise BBC1, 9pm Gentle delivery of violent crimes – rather like when Marple or Poirot go on holiday. This sunny crime series starring Ben Miller as the unassuming but stoic ‘tec has his posting put on the line when a philanthropist is murdered in broad daylight at a charity fundraiser. Find the baddie or pack yer bags!

Shameless Channel 4, 10pm It’s the final series of the Manc comedy drama about the estate with pure ‘character’. The Chatsworth inhabitants celebrate being awarded an Olympic ring from London 2012 and the Maguires toast the expansion of their empire – except something shocking splinters Jamie from them. Frank is still in work. True.

Love In The Wild ITV2 8pm Where do you think you’d find love? In a pub? At a club? Round a friend’s house? Or maybe in the jungle? Yup, no one feels more attractive than when they’re covered in mossie bites and sweating like they’re in a constant sauna. This is the second series of the Jenni McCarthy-fronted reality show.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Only Fools And Horses 2.45 Perfection 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will be discussed here. 7.30 EastEnders Blaming Phil for problems with his relationship with Sharon, Jack lashes out – but has he pushed Sharon too far this time? 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City It is the day of Serena’s mother’s operation, and she is determined that everything should go without a hitch. Gemma dismisses concerns that it is too soon for her to be back on the ward, but just how well is she coping after last week’s traumatic events? 9.00 Death In Paradise See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 My New Hand Documentary telling the story of Britain’s first hand transplant, carried out by surgeons at Leeds Infirmary on Boxing Day night 2012, from the moment Professor Simon Kay and his team decided to go ahead to the moment the patient was able to move the transplanted hand. 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are USA – Helen Hunt Series in which American celebrities trace their ancestry. 12.15am FILM: Then She Found Me (2007) 1.50 Weatherview 1.55 BBC News

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6.05am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 Great British Menu 9.35 Natural World: Giant Otters Of The Amazon 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Super League Show 2.15 Coast 2.20 Classic Mastermind 2.50 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.20 Great British Food Revival 4.20 The Living Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Paul Martin and a host of regular experts offer tips and advice on antiques and collectibles. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Alex Polizzi – The Fixer Alex Polizzi sets out to wage a one woman campaign to save Britain’s family businesses. 9.00 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary series. Some of the most overcrowded trains in Britain are the rush hour trains between Reading and Paddington. It’s a packed schedule and when a train accidentally cuts through some vital signalling cables, the track staff are under intense pressure from their bosses to get the hundreds of irate passengers on the move again. 10.00 Heading Out See Telly Talk. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Murder On The Victorian Railway London 1864. On a Hackney bound train, a guard discovers blood in a first class carriage - and a body on the railway embankment. For the first time, a murder has taken place on Britain’s railways. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Brain Doctors 1.20 This Is BBC Two 3.55 Tips For Young Composers 4.30 Children At Work 5.00 Your Paintings 5.30 Your Paintings

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dinner Date 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy discovers Edna unconscious. Georgia accuses Brenda of being drunk in charge of Molly. Rachel is annoyed when Ruby tries to get involved with her and Sam. 7.30 FA Cup Replay 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FA Cup Highlights 11.40 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Esther Rantzen Esther Rantzen joins Piers to talk about her life and career, including the 21 years she spent presenting and producing the hugely popular That’s Life. Esther opens up about her affair with her boss at the BBC, Desmond Wilcox – a relationship which turned into a marriage lasting more than 20 years. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show ***Alternative Schedule: Pattern B*** 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade investigates some of the dangerous creatures lurking in rivers. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Feature-length drama about a detective whose patch is a seemingly idyllic rural district. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Cube Game show.

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6.00am Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks As tension mounts, can Leanne resolve the chaos she has caused before it’s too late? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Supersize Vs Superskinny Series examining issues around body image. Pizza delivery driver Thomas Barnes weighs 27 stone 10lbs, largely due to his weakness for pizza. Glamorous granny Linda Chik loves fruit and veg, but doesn’t eat enough for her busy-bee lifestyle, so weighs in at only seven stone. Time to swap diets! 9.00 Secrets Of The Pickpockets Documentary following one of British Transport Police’s dip squads, as the team are drafted in to deal with a spike in pickpocketing in London’s West End. 10.00 Shameless See highlights. 11.05 Derek Sitcom about the employees and residents of a retirement home. 11.35 Random Acts 11.40 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series set in a Leeds maternity ward. T 12.45am PokerStars.co.uk And Monte-Carlo Casino 1.40 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.05 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.35 Freesports On 4 3.00 Inside Nature’s Giants 3.55 Great Migrations 4.45 Wild Things 5.10 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 –v8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Looney Tunes 3.20 FILM: Jane Doe: Till Death Do Us Part (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Adam meets with Brax at Angelo’s. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Monkey Life Series about Monkey World in Dorset, the world’s largest ape rescue centre. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series following the helicopter crews of the RAF, Navy and Coastguard Search and Rescue crews as they rush to help injured walkers and climbers in the Scottish Highlands. 8.00 Benidorm ER More sun, sea and surgery in this documentary. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. DB Russell leads the CSI team on a dangerous against-the-clock hunt to locate and rescue his kidnapped granddaughter. 10.00 CSI:NY American crime drama. The team investigates the murder of a young woman who was killed soon after her boyfriend, the brother of an aspiring basketball player, was released on parole. 10.55 Dallas American soap. Ryland continues his onslaught of Ann, exposing secrets from her past that threaten to destroy her. 11.55 CSI: Miami US drama series. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 LIVE Test Cricket 4.00pm Test Cricket 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Football’s Greatest 7.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Barclays Premier League Review 11.00 Football’s Greatest Managers 11.30 Football Asia 12.00am Football’s Greatest 12.30 Football’s Greatest 1.00 Spanish Football 3.00 Barclays Premier League Review 4.00 Football’s Greatest Managers 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Thrillseekers 8.30 Tennis 10.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 2.00pm Sporting Greats 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 7.00 British Basketball League 9.00 ATP Tennis 11.00 Sky Poker Cash Game 12.00am Super League Backchat 12.30 Test Cricket 1.30 Sky Poker Cash Game 2.30 Sporting Greats 3.00 Super League Backchat 3.30 British Basketball League 5.30 Super League Backchat

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Ford Monday Night Football 8.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.30 Netbusters 10.00 Ford Monday Night Football 12.30pm SPL RoundUp 1.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 10.00 Test Cricket 11.00 Test Cricket 12.00am Sports Unlimited 1.00 British Basketball League 3.00 Sports Unlimited 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Golfing World 5.30 Sporting Greats

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9.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Stella 10.00 FILM: Frantic (1988) 12.20am NCIS: LA 1.20 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Total Wipeout 8.00 The Year Of Making Love 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Impractical Jokers 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 1.30 Way To Go 2.00 World’s Craziest Fools 2.30 Impractical Jokers

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Horizon: The Core 9.00 The Sound And The Fury: A Century Of Music 10.00 Good Italy Bad Italy: Girlfriend In A Coma 11.30 Rick Stein’s Taste Of Italian Opera 12.30am Bob Servant Independent 1.00 Art Of America 2.00 America In Pictures: Life Magazine

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (x2) 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Love In The Wild. See highlights. 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 666 Park Avenue 11.00 The Big Reunion 12.00am Fake Reaction

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Cracker 1.10 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.30 Rude Tube 10.00 The Cleveland Show 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.10 Rude Tube: Totally Mashed 12.10am Big Bang Theory

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? 11.05 Nashville 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Seven Year Itch (1955) 1.05pm Seven Days To Noon (1950) 3.00 That Touch Of Mink (1962) 5.00 Akeelah And The Bee (2006) 7.10 Hocus Pocus (1993) 9.00 The Sentinel (2006) 11.10 Oldboy (2003) 1.30am Walter (1982)

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wednesday 27 Child Of Our Time BBC1, 9pm Professor Robert Winston catches up with 25 children born in the year 2000 as adolescence prepares to take hold. Dealing with current issues like bullying, living with family money worries, as well as some interests that never go out of vogue like sports and games, this is a snapshot of who our children really are.

Lightfields ITV1, 9pm We all love supernatural dramas, even things that feel a bit quirky and off kilter get the ratings going, so this five-part drama spanning three time periods at a remote farm in Suffolk is intriguing in the extreme. Add to that an excellent and contemporary cast and the ghosts are more than welcome.

The Only Way Is Essex ITV2, 10pm Add some shimmy and some sparkle to your Wednesday night with a visit to Basildon and the soap opera lives of the bronzed and the whitened – skin and teeth, respectively. Living the dream of nail bars, nightclubs and shopping trips, these young things are highlighted in more ways than one.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holiday Hit Squad Four-part series in which Angela Rippon, Helen Skelton and Joe Crowley follow the work of hotel inspectors across the globe and give advice for making sure holidays live up to their promise. In this episode, Angela heads to the British consulate in Palma, Mallorca, where the staff are dedicated to looking after the great British holidaymaker. She meets the team who deal with everything from arrests to accidents, lost passports to lost lives. 9.00 Child Of Our Time See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 11.05 Film 2013 The latest film reviews, news and interviews with Claudia Winkleman. 11.40 FILM: The Mothman Prophecies (2002) Starring Richard Gere, David Eigenberg, Laura Linney. Supernatural thriller. 1.35am Weatherview 1.40 News

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6.00am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Food & Drink 10.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.30 See Hear 11.00 News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.15 Great British Food Revival 4.15 The Living Planet 5.10 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Paul Martin and a host of regular experts offer tips and advice on antiques and collectibles. In this episode the experts advise on the best collectable toys and games, and Elizabeth Talbot learns the art of making a limited-edition teddy bear. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Hairy Bikers Everyday Gourmets The Bikers show that creating a luxury lunch is possible on even the tightest of budgets. 9.00 Masterchef: The Professionals Uncovered One-off special looking back at the last five series’ highs and lows. 10.00 The Culture Show A topical series featuring the best arts and culture stories of the week. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary series revealing the inner workings of Britain’s railways, introducing trackworkers, train guards, and more. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 Sign Zone: World’s Most Dangerous Roads 1.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Bringing Books To Life 5.00 How To Write 5.30 History Hunt

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Sam and Rachel are finally forced to admit their feelings. 7.30 Coronation Street Ryan makes a move on Katy. Mandy plays Lloyd at his own game. 8.00 Food Glorious Food The team of culinary experts is in Malvern this week, on the lookout for Britain’s best home cooking. Yum yum. Fabulous tips for tea. 9.00 Lightfields See higlhights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 From Romania With Love In the early 1990s harrowing news reports about thousands of Romanian children abandoned and dumped in orphanages shocked the world. Many British families were prompted to adopt these babies and give them new lives in the UK. Twenty years later, three of them are adults and feel ready to try and trace the parents who gave them away. 11.35 Safari Vet School Series in which TV vet Steve Leonard acts as guide and mentor to veterinary students from the UK when they travel to South Africa. 12.00am Jackpot247 2.40 FILM: King Kong (1976) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks How will the Osbornes cope with the consequences of the previous night? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Forty-five-year-old Mark, who can spend an hour a day just getting the pleats in his curtains to hang symmetrically, visits single mum-of-two Julie. Hoarding runs in Julie’s family, her grandmother was a hoarder and so is her mother. But her three bedroom house is so overrun. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Flyon-the-wall documentary series set in a Leeds maternity ward. This edition features two couples who have stuck together despite the challenges life has thrown at them. Ryan started dating Keely when they were both at school. Katie says she is the grownup in the relationship and her fiance Steve is like a child. 10.35 The Making Of Derek Ricky Gervais gives a behind the scenes tour and talk about the show. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut Extended edition. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am The Last Leg With Adam Hills 12.45 The New Normal 1.10 The New Normal 1.35 Revenge 2.20 FILM: The Notebook (2004) 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Peppa Pig 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Tenth Circle (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Sasha works on a project with her new pal Rosie. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Documentary series. In the pristine waters off Tasmania, he hunts for Mako shark. 8.00 Myra Hindley: Born To Kill? Psychologists and experts in the field seek clues as to what prompted their awful crimes. An insight into Britain’s most infamous female serial killer, Moors Murderer Myra Hindley. 9.00 NCIS US navy drama series. While investigating the murder of a coast guard officer aboard an abandoned cargo vessel, the NCIS team finds a Lebanese family seeking refuge in the US. 10.00 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. The team races to stop a serial rapist who repeatedly targets the same women for an unusual purpose. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. When dead bodies are found in the house of a compulsive hoarder, the CSIs must determine whether she or a member of her family might be a serial killer. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic drama. 12.50am True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Spanish Football 10.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 2.00pm Football Asia 2.30 Super League Backchat 3.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 7.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7.30 LIVE Scottish Premier League 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Hyundai A-League 12.00am Scottish Premier League 1.00 Spanish Football 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 Scottish Premier League 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Hyundai A League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 World Cup Of Pool 9.00 Super League Backchat 9.30 Golfing World 10.00 Sports Unlimited 11.00 Super League Backchat 11.30 Football Asia 12.00pm Premier League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 3.00 Golfing World 3.30 Revista De La Liga 4.30 Super League Backchat 5.00 Premier League Review 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 8.55 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 Trans World Sport 12.30am Boots ‘n’ All 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 European Tour Weekly 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Total Rugby 4.30 European Tour Weekly 5.00 Inside The PGA Tour 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 3 6.00am World Cup Of Pool 7.00 Premier League Review 8.00 British Basketball 10.00 Thinking Tackle 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: 12.00pm British Basketball 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics 3.00 World Cup Of Pool 4.00 WWE 6.00 Watersports World 7.00 Inside The PGA Tour 7.30 European Tour Weekly 8.00 World Pool Masters 9.00 ATP Tennis 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am Asian Tour Golf 12.30 Sporting Heroes 1.30 Watersports World 2.30 World Pool Masters 3.30 Asian Tour Golf 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 Tenpin Bowling Victoria Nangle

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Got To Dance: Live 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Glee 10.00 A League Of Their Own (x2) 12.00am Brit Cops: War On Crime

7.00pm Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 People Like Us 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am People Like Us 1.30 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 2.25 Way To Go 2.55 The Year Of Making Love

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Sissinghurst 8.30 Nature’s Microworlds 9.00 Johnny Kingdom And The Bears Of Alaska 10.00 Bob Servant Independent 10.30 Andy Stewart - The Man Behind The Kilt 11.00 Michael Wood On Beowulf 12.00am Baroque! - From St Peter’s To St Paul’s

5.05pm Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex. See highlights. 10.50 Utterly Outrageous Reality TV Moments 2012 11.50 Girls Aloud - Ten Years At The Top 1.05am 666 Park Avenue

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 The Zoo 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Cracker

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Stardust (2007) 10.35 Rude Tube: Totally Mashed 11.40 The New Normal 12.10am The Cleveland Show 12.35 The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me: Rugby World Cup Special 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Richard III: The Unseen Story 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 The Good Wife 12.05am Come Dine With Me: Rugby World Cup Special

11.00am Anastasia (1956) 1.05pm Thunder Over Arizona (1956) 2.40 Sunset Boulevard (1950) 4.50 Major Dundee (1965) 7.15 Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992) 9.00 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) 11.20 Thirst (2009) 2.00am Taxidermia (2003)

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thursday 28 Britain’s Secret Shopper Channel 4, 8pm Justin Preston shows us how to shop smart and haggle for the things you want the most. Today he helps a couple saving for their wedding get a real bargain on their dream kitchen, and then delves undercover to help one of the country’s oldest coach firms increase thier sales. Everybody wins!

The Wedding Shop ITV1, 9pm There’s more to weddings than taffeta and a massive cake. In one of Yorkshire’s most popular wedding shops, Confetti And Lace, manager Marg and her assistant Jane are guiding three brides through what has always been billed as the biggest day of their lives. So no pressure there then. Guest list pressures abide.

Murder, She Wrote ITV3, 6.55pm First off, suspend your disbelief further when you hear that mystery writer JB Fletcher has a private eye friend called – get this – Harry McGraw. No, he is not a cartoon rabbit. Or a cartoon donkey. Or a sharp-shooter friend of a cartoon rabbit. He is, though, in the frame for the murder of a devious boxing manager. Oh, doc.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Patrick is angry and upset when Denise arranges a carer to look after him. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Barry’s behaviour finally makes Sian snap. With Sian’s teaching career on the line, can Michael and the school save her? 9.00 Child Of Our Time Documentary looking at how some of the Child of Our Time children – and their parents and grandparents – have coped with the changes in their families. The children reveal how they have coped with divorcing parents, with getting into trouble at school or even with bereavement. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs Question Time from Eastleigh, the former seat of disgraced ex-MP Chris Huhne and now the site of a fierce by-election battle between the coalition partners. The panel includes film director Ken Loach. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

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6.05am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.20 Show Me The Monet 9.05 Great British Menu 9.35 Great British Menu 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 2.00 Coast 2.20 Classic Mastermind 2.50 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.20 Great British Food Revival 4.20 The Living Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Flog It! Trade Secrets Paul Martin and a host of regular experts offer tips and advice on antiques and collectibles. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The Planners Cheltenham’s conservation planning officer isn’t impressed with a family’s plans to modernise their listed Regency house. 9.00 The Sea King: Britain’s Flying Past John Sergeant hosts this documentary that explores the history of this iconic helicopter. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe The programme that wrings a little laughter from a hilariously troubled world. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 Winterwatch 1963 – The Big Freeze Chris Packham introduces a classic documentary from the BBC’s archive, which takes a look at the worst winter of the 20th century in 1963. 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 Sign Zone: America’s Gun Addiction – Panorama 1.20 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 5.00 Human Planet: Change And Sustainability KS3

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda’s condition leads to a scary near miss. 7.30 Part-Time Britain: Tonight In spite of the present tough economic climate, something unusual has been happening in the job market. Unemployment has been falling in recent months, and the number of people in work has risen to its highest level since records began. ITV News Business Editor Laura Kuenssberg examines why, in this age of austerity, jobs are still being created. Full time to part time, plus another part time, and another one. 8.00 Emmerdale Gennie is terrified when Brenda suffers a seizure. 8.30 Nursing The Nation Devon District Nurse Siobhan travels around the county helping people with dementia to live independently in their own homes. She is passionate about her work and keep a close eye on all her patients. 9.00 The Wedding Shop See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan chats with celebrities and superstars. 11.35 The Golden Rules Of TV Sixpart series narrated by Robert Webb. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Part-Time Britain: Tonight 3.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Leanne gives some controversial advice, but will her idea work? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Britain’s Secret Shoppers See highlights. 9.00 Hugh’s Fish Fight Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fights for better protected oceans in the concluding part of the series. In Thailand, Hugh witnesses the depletion of fish stocks resulting from the farming of king prawns which are exported to the UK. Back in Britain, he asks whether the major supermarkets are taking the issue seriously. He also investigates the seabed recovery project taking place in Lyme Bay, close to River Cottage. 10.00 Bank Of Dave Documentary. In July 2012, a minibus dealer from Burnley laid out his plans for better banking in Britain. The series Bank of Dave followed his attempts to open a tiny local bank in his home town. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies The medical series that destigmatises unusual ailments. 12.15am Freaky Sleepers 1.10 A Great British Air Disaster 2.05 Britain On Benefits: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.35 Time Team 3.30 War Horse: The Real Story 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 Disney Shorts 3.20 FILM: Abducted (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey comes home from weekend detention with bruises on his face, but impresses Brax by saying he stood up to a thug. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Horsemeat And Other Food Shockers Documentary. 8.00 Murder Files: The Schoolboy Assassin Documentary series about murderers and their crimes. This programmes re-examines one of the most notorious cases of recent times, in which a teenager was suspected of murdering a waiter in Kirkwall on the Orkney Islands. 9.00 Jack Taylor Drama featuring the character created by author Ken Bruen. A newly clean and sober Jack Taylor returns to his beloved Galway and is drawn into investigating the case of a man who was brutally murdered with a spearhead by an unseen assailant. 10.55 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Benson and Stabler investigate the case of an alcoholic man who has woken up with the body of a woman next to him and no memory of what happened. 11.50 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 European Tour Weekly 8.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 10.30 LPGA Tour Golf 12.30pm Scottish Premier League 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 Hyundai A League 2.30 LIVE Dubai International Racing Carnival 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Ringside 4.00 Rugby Club 5.00 Barclays Premier League World 5.30 SPL Round-Up

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Tenpin Bowling 10.00 Thrillseekers 10.30 Sporting Greats 11.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 7.00pm ATP Tour Uncovered 7.30 SPL RoundUp 8.00 Rugby Club 9.00 Ringside 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 Darts: Premier League 4.30 The Footballers’ Football Show

Sky Sports 3 6.00am World Pool Masters 7.00 Sporting Heroes 8.00 Scottish Premier League 9.00 Spanish Football 11.00 Racing News 11.30 FIBA World Basketball 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Inside The PGA Tour 1.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 3.30 Inside The PGA Tour 4.00 Spanish Football 6.00 LPGA Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am LIVE PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Super League Superstars 4.30 Thrillseekers 5.00 Ringside

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9.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 A League Of Their Own: Unseen 12.00am Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 10.00 Little Britain 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 1.30 People Like Us 2.30 Little Britain 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Voyager: To The Final Frontier 9.00 FILM: The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (2008) 10.30 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 11.30 Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 12.30am The Sound And The Fury: A Century Of Music 1.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978

4.10pm Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 The Big Reunion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Fake Reaction 11.35 Lemon La Vida Loca 12.20am The Big Reunion

11.00am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote. See highlights. 8.00 Vera 10.00 Taggart 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The New Normal 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 My Little Princess 12.10am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: The Devil And Miss Jones (1941) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 10.55 999: What’s Your Emergency? 12.00am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Sea Inside (2004) 1.25pm The Gentle Sex (1943) 3.15 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 5.00 The Bridges At TokoRi (1954) 7.05 My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 9.00 Adaptation (2002) 11.15 Underworld: Evolution (2006) 1.20am I’m A Cyborg, But That’s OK (2006)

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friday 1 Mary And Martha BBC1, 8.30pm This extended drama by Richard Curtis tells of two ordinary mothers who refuse to give up. Mary (Hilary Swank) and Martha (Brenda Blethyn) have little in common apart from a tragedy that brings them together, forges their friendship and takes them from Mozambique to Washington. Quite an adventure.

FILM: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? BBC2, 11.50pm Starring Jane Fonda, Michael Sarrazin, and Susannah York this Depression era-set drama was nominated for nine Oscars and probably upped the sales of Kleenex. A harrowing story of couples in one of Hollywood’s dance marathons, chasing three meals a day and a dream.

Doctor Who BBC3, 7.10pm It’s Room 101 meets Gallifrey! Mixed in with The Shining! Alright, to be clearer, the gang land in a hotel in which each visitor’s room lurks their deepest fear. A sort of anti-welcome pack, if you like. So maybe you might expect a few spiders, an axemurderer and the dark, but what’s in the Doctor’s room?

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Operation Hospital Food With James Martin 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions to regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders A confused Sharon makes a life-changing decision after arguing with both Phil and Jack. Denise cannot conceal her pleasure when Ian invites her to his birthday drinks in the Vic. 8.30 Mary And Martha See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his talk show. Graham is joined by Sherlock Holmes star Jude Law, Ted and Family Guy actress Mila Kunis, Spiderman and 127 Hours star James Franco, and the legendary Dame Judi Dench. With music from Olly Murs. 11.20 FILM: Armageddon (1998) Starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Steve Buscemi. Sci-fi thriller in which the American government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. Topical. 1.45am Weatherview 1.50 News

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6.00am Best Of Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.15 Show Me The Monet 9.00 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Classic Mastermind 2.45 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.15 Rachel Allen: Bake! 3.40 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 7.00 Coast A journey around the coast of the United Kingdom, uncovering stories. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are: the films of Norman Wisdom, Magna Carta, the Pembrokeshire coast, the novels of William Boyd, and the French Religious Wars 1559-1598. 8.30 Sea City The last in a threepart documentary series about the Port of Southampton. The C team from the container terminal try and move a record number of containers in a 12-hour shift. 9.00 Wild Arabia Nature series. In a remote corner of southern Arabia one mountain range holds a remarkable secret. Swept by the annual Indian Ocean monsoon, the Dhofar mountains become a magical lost world of waterfalls and cloud forests filled with chameleons and honey-badgers. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 The Review Show Round table arts and culture discussion programme. 11.50 FILM: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? (1969) See highlights. 1.45am Sign Zone: Question Time

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Brenda is in denial when she gets bad news. 7.30 Coronation Street A fearful Fiz tells the factory girls that the truth will out. 8.00 Wild Britain With Ray Mears Ray is in The Weald, a medieval landscape of ancient forests, small fields and heathland on the border between Kent and Sussex. He observes herds of fallow deer with their fawns in the 13th century royal hunting park of Ashdown Forest, and meets Sussex Wildlife Trust ranger Alice Parfitt. 8.30 Coronation Street Karl pushes his luck. Chesney persuades a guilty Katy to return to work. 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Lorraine Kelly The queen of breakfast TV for nearly thirty years lifts the lid on her life and career, during which she has interviewed some of the biggest names in show business. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Gladiator (2000) Starring Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen. Awardwinning action drama, set in Roman times, about a once-powerful general who is forced to become a gladiator. 1.20am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: That’s Carry On (1978) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen

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6.05am Sali Mali 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Seamus reveals his uncertainties about Nate. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests as they thrash out the hot topics of the week. 9.30 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the topical comedy show. A live studio audience and celebrity guests join in with Adam, Alex and Josh on the Last Leg sofa. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own entertainment chat show, featuring sketches, interviews and audience participation. This week’s star guest is pop star Robbie Williams. 11.05 Paddy’s TV Guide Paddy McGuinness uses his TV to provide a guide through life. 11.55 Random Acts 12.00am FILM: Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) 1.30 2 Broke Girls 1.55 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 2.20 Bob’s Burgers 2.40 Happy Endings 3.05 Southland 3.45 St Elsewhere 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown 5.40 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dirty Great Machines 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Person Of Interest 3.15 FILM: Love’s Resounding Courage (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Maddy’s health deteriorates Spencer calls Roo for help. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series examining the lucrative, but highly dangerous, job of driving trucks on Canada’s notorious ice highway. The storm of the decade pounds the Dalton, sending the truckers’ hauls into chaos. 9.00 The Mentalist American crime drama. Lisbon takes another look at the murky world of billionaire businessman Tommy Volker, as well as helping Jane to catch the killer of an up-and-coming model. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. When a dismembered body is found in a concrete block an old case of Sara’s is brought to mind. Greg and Morgan probe the death of a male model whose sweet tooth proved to be fatal. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. The team go to work when an ex-mayor is shot at the official opening of a museum dedicated to the mafia. 11.55 Inside Hollywood 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 SPL Round-Up 8.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 10.30 LPGA Tour Golf 12.30pm Ringside 1.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 3.30 SPL RoundUp 3.55 LIVE International T20 Cricket 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Fantasy Football Club 11.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 11.30 Masters Of Euro Football 12.00am Football: Championship 1.30 Fantasy Football Club 2.30 Barclays Premier League Preview 3.00 The F1 Show 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am America’s Cup Discovered 6.25 LIVE Super Rugby Union 8.15 LIVE Super Rugby Union 10.15 LIVE Super Rugby Union 12.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 5.00 Ringside 6.00 Thrillseekers 6.30 NBA Action 7.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 7.30 LIVE Football: Championship 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 3.00 Masters Of Euro Football 3.30 Football: Championship 5.00 Barclays Premier League Preview 5.30 Masters Of Euro Football

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Barclays Premier League World 9.30 SPL Round-Up 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 Racemax 12.00pm Super League Superstars 12.30 Rugby Club 1.30 Darts: Premier League 5.00 Rugby Club 6.00 LPGA Tour Golf 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am PGA Tour Golf 4.00 Tight Lines 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x4) 8.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 9.00 Stella 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Spartacus: War Of The Damned 12.15am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.10 Doctor Who. See highlights 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 World’s Craziest Fools 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Come Fly With Me 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad!(x2) 12.30am Being Human 1.30 The Year Of Making Love

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Baremboim And Boulez At The Proms 8.40 Pop Go The Sixties (x2) 9.00 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 10.00 Definitely Dusty 11.00 Dusty 11.30 Classic Soul At The BBC 12.30am Steve Winwood: English Soul 1.30 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 2.30 Definitely Dusty 3.30 Dusty

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: The Grudge (2004) 10.55 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 1.40am Animal Practice 2.05 Planet’s Funniest Animals

10.55am A Touch Of Frost 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.05 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.05 Afterlife

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) 11.05 Revenge 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.00 Happy Endings

11.05am FILM: The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Keeping Mum (2005) 11.00 Father Ted (x2) 12.05am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am The Violent Men (1955) 12.55pm Hellfighters (1969) 3.15 The Hot Rock (1972) 5.15 Big Top Peewee (1988) 6.55 America’s Sweethearts (2001) 9.00 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) 11.50 Vanishing Point (1971) 1.50am River of Grass (1994)

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saturday 2 Let’s Dance For Comic Relief BBC1, 7pm So... who will join Tim Vine’s Justin Timberlake dance in the final? This week’s hopeful toetappers include Vanessa Feltz, Boyzone’s Keith Duffy and comic character Lee Nelson. Who will be cross-dressing and who will be quick-stepping? Plus Justin Bieber and Nicole Scherzinger.

Top Gear BBC2, 7pm The thing about giving the Top Gear boys a problem to solve, is that they invariably create more difficulties than they solve. But with a certain amount of shambling amusement too. This week it was the twin problems of an ageing population and the increasing complexity of cars. A car for the elderly. Top notch.

FILM: Shaun Of The Dead ITV2, 10.50pm Get your Cornetto ready, your cricket bat close to hand and your second best vinyl within easy reach, and prepare to enjoy this zombie-filled romantic comedy. A truly British take on the genre, Shaun, bestie mate, ex girlfriend and Mum hole up in the pub when their home becomes overrun with the undead.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 FILM: The Shaggy Dog (2006) 2.30 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 4.25 Final Score 5.20 Animal Antics 5.50 BBC News

6.00 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities: Comic Relief Special Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman present a special celebrity edition of the quiz that tests the depths of your general knowledge. 7.00 Let’s Dance For Comic Relief See highlights. 8.25 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show where five contestants compete to be in the right place at the right time in a bid to win a lifechanging amount of money. All five could share it, or just one of them could take home 100,000 pounds. The show also features the live National Lottery draws presented by John Partridge, including Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Plus 5 results. 9.15 Casualty Big Mac thinks he may have finally found the woman of his dreams but when she mistakes him for a doctor he doesn’t set her straight. Ash clashes with Zoe when he carries out a risky procedure without telling her. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of Saturday’s eight Premier League games, with analysis from Alan Shearer. 11.55 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis. 1.10am Weatherview 1.15 News

BBC2

7.30am Great British Menu 8.00 Great British Menu 8.30 Great British Menu 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Great British Menu 10.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 11.00 Meet The Ancestors 11.30 Map Man 12.00pm Indian Food Made Easy 12.30 Mastermind 1.00 University Challenge 1.30 Talking Pictures 2.15 FILM: Doctor In The House (1954) 3.40 Coast 4.25 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets Paul Martin and a host of regular experts offer tips and advice on antiques and collectibles. 7.00 Top Gear See highlights. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea. 8.30 Natural World: Queen Of Tigers Nature documentaries. Machli is the most famous tiger in the world – the star of five films, her own Facebook page and over a million YouTube hits on footage of her attacking a crocodile. Wildlife cameraman Colin StaffordJohnson returns to find his old friend one last time as Machli enters the last season of her life. This documentary showcases the extraordinary milestones in Machli’s life as a wise mother and a brave fighter, all set in the most stunning Indian scenery. 9.30 Howard Goodall’s Story Of Music Composer Howard Goodall traces the story of music from the ancient world to the modern day. 10.30 FILM: The First Grader (2010) Starring Naomie Harris, Tony Kgoroge, Vusi Kunene, Oliver Litondo. British drama about an 84-year-old illiterate Kenian freedom fighter. He wants to learn to read and write and attends classes at a primary school. 12.00am FILM: The Private Lives Of Pippa Lee (2009)

ITV1

6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Dino Dan 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Canimals 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Share A Story: Behind The Scenes 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 11.25 Dinner Date 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 Columbo: Negative Reaction 2.35 The Chase: Celebrity Special 3.35 FILM: Dragonheart (1996) 5.30 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News & Weather 6.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! Harry Hill showcases some of the best celebrity lookalike clips sent in by viewers, including Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and Susan Boyle. 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway Ant and Dec continue the new series of their entertainment show. The new Little Ant and Dec are sent on their first assignment – to interview a Hollywood star, Jeremy Kyle is the latest celebrity to be fooled as Ant and Dec go undercover, one lucky viewer gets the chance to win the ultimate Saturday night in Las Vegas, and a member of the studio audience will play for the chance to win the ads. 8.15 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents a new sixth series of the tension-filled game show. 9.15 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests this week include comedian Jack Whitehall and singer Bruno Mars, who will also be performing live in the studio. 10.15 ITV News; Weather 10.30 FILM: Body Of Lies (2008) Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe, Mark Strong, Golshifteh Farahani. Espionage thriller. A CIA agent attempts to track down the leader of a Jordanian terrorist cell by inventing a fictitious rival group. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Will And Grace 7.25 FIM Superbike World Championship 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.50 Frasier 10.20 Frasier 10.50 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Big Bang Theory 11.45 The Simpsons 12.20pm The Simpsons 12.50 Undercover Boss USA 1.45 Channel 4 Racing 4.05 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Come Dine With Me 5.05 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 4thought.tv 7.05 Edward VIII: The Plot To Topple A King A revelatory film about the extraordinary archbishop, Cosmo Gordon Lang, who was at the centre of a group of establishment big-wigs and grandees who came together in 1936 to oust Edward VIII. 8.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home Series following Kevin McCloud as he tries to realise a longheld dream of building himself an eco-friendly cabin in the woods. The cabin’s wooden shingled shell is finished and Kevin’s next tasks are to build a durable floor, a window to let in natural light and a fire for heat. 9.00 FILM: Transporter 3 (2008) Starring Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova, Francois Berleand. Action sequel continuing the story of a man who works as a ‘transporter’, delivering goods without questions. Pressured into driving to the Ukraine with a parcel, he finds that his latest cargo also includes the kidnapped daughter of a Ukrainian politician. 11.05 FILM: Jumper (2008) Starring Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson. Fast-paced sciencefiction thriller. 12.45am Tim Minchin: Ready For This? 2.15 Southland 2.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

Channel Five

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.05 Looney Tunes 11.15 Highland Emergency 11.45 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12.45pm Beat The Ancestors 1.45 FILM: Mosquito Squadron (1968) 3.30 FILM: Vera Cruz (1954) 5.20 FILM: Chisum (1970) 7.25 5 News Weekend 7.30 CSI: NY Crime drama series. The CSI team investigates a string of murders revolving around an online world and apparently performed by a hit man. 8.15 NCIS Crime drama series. The NCIS team finds itself involved with a city gang while investigating the death of a marine, and Gibbs must face his past once again when he finds a message at the scene of the crime. 9.10 NCIS Crime drama series set among the US Navy and Marine corps. When one of Tony’s old cases is re-opened, he switches roles with Gibbs to finally solve the crime. 10.05 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. The sexual abuse of a child by his stepfather leads to an investigation into a civil rights organisation for paedophiles. 11.05 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series looking into the minds of criminals. The team investigates the link between a bighitting banker and the murder of an unemployed man with links to a gossip website. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 The F1 Show 12.30pm LIVE Scottish Cup Football 3.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.30 LIVE Spanish Football 11.00 Super League 12.30am Scottish Cup Football 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 Super League 4.00 Scottish Cup Football 4.30 Spanish Football

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Barclays Premier League Preview 6.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 8.30 Super Rugby - Extra Time 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm Barclays Premier League Preview 12.30 Sporting Heroes 1.30 Ringside 2.30 NBA Action 3.00 The F1 Show 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 LIVE Football: Championship 7.55 Scottish Cup Football 8.25 Football First: Game Of The Day 10.15 Football First: Match Choice 11.45 Football First: Match Choice 1.15am Football First: Match Choice 2.45 Sky Sports Classics 3.00 Premiership Rugby 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Football: Championship 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 8.30 LPGA Tour Golf 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 2.30pm Sporting Greats 3.00 LIVE ATP Tennis 5.00 NFL - Total Access 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am ATP Tennis 2.00 Scottish Cup Football 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Max Power 4.00 ATP Tennis 5.00 Premiership Rugby

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10.00am Soccer AM 12.00pm Got To Dance: Uncut (x5) 2.30 Got To Dance: Live 4.00 Treasure Island 6.00 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 9.00 Stella 10.00 Robbie Williams: Take The Crown 12.15am Miami SWAT (x2) 2.15 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 FILM: Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time (2010) 10.20 World’s Craziest Fools 10.50 Family Guy (x2) 11.35 American Dad! (x2) 12.20am Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.20 World’s Craziest Fools 1.50 The Year Of Making Love 2.50 Being Human

7.00pm Britain’s Natural World 8.00 Baroque! From St Peter’s To St Paul’s 9.00 Spiral 4: State Of Terror (x2) 10.50 Dusty Springfield At The BBC 11.50 The Beatles’ Please Please Me: Remaking A Classic 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1978 1.20 Janet Jackson: Taking Control 2.20 Sounds Of The 70s 2

12.25pm FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 2.15 You’ve Been Framed! 2.45 Animal Practice (x3) 4.15 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 5.45 FILM: Babe (1995) 7.45 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004). See highlights. 12.50am Peter Andre’s Bad Boyfriend Club

6.00am On The Buses 6.25 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 8.25 The Royal (x2) 10.25 Rebecca 12.30pm Rebecca 2.35 A Touch Of Frost 4.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme (x2) 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.05 FILM: The Portrait Of A Lady (1996) 1.50am Drama Trails 2.00 Nightscreen

12.05pm Glee 1.05 Charmed 2.05 Scrubs (x3) 3.35 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Happy Endings (x2) 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Epic Movie (2007) 10.45 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.45 The Cleveland Show 12.15am Happy Endings (x2)

12.05pm Wars Of The Roses: A Time Team Special 1.15 FILM: Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 3.10 A Place In The Sun 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x4) 8.00 Richard III: The Unseen Story 9.00 The Year Britain Flooded 10.00 FILM: Keeping Mum (2005) 12.05am The Gambler 1.05 Richard III: Unseen Story

11.00am Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 1.00pm The Truman Show (1998) 3.00 Kidnapped (1971) 5.05 Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) 6.55 Mad Money (2008) 9.00 Forrest Gump (1994) 11.40 Predator 2 (1990) 1.50am The Future (2011) 3.35 The Future Interview Special 3.45 Close

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sunday 3 Dancing On Ice ITV1, 6.15pm It’s the semi-finals, so everyone REALLY wants to get through and can practically taste that final victory. Which also means that the judges are expecting everybody’s A-game. Jason will be sharpening his barbs, Bruno his flamboyancy, Robin looking for clearly performed lines, and Ashley an all round good show.

Mayday BBC1, 9pm A new five-part drama – running all this week – from the crew that brought you Whitechapel, set in the Sussex Downs and with a top notch cast including Sophie Okonedo, Aidan Gillen, Peter Firth and more. It’s May Day in a small town, the bunting is up, the parade is ready but the May Queen has disappeared.

Being Human BBC3, 10pm While the boys bicker and polarise over new girl at the hotel Natasha – noble werewolf Tom fancies her whereas vamp Hal has less respectable ideas – ghostly Alex may just be stumbling blindly into the biggest danger yet as she investigates the past of the mysterious Captain Hatch. He’s a bit bad.

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6.00am Breakfast 7.25 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.20pm Countryfile 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Call The Midwife 3.00 Walk On The Wild Side 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.05 Penguins - Spy In The Huddle

6.05 Deadly 60 On A Mission Steve Backshall and his crew travel to Australia and New Zealand in search of more lethal predators. First up, Steve has his most dramatic encounter ever as he dangles beneath a helicopter and is dropped onto the nest of a wild saltwater crocodile. Dreams can come true. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile heads to the wild, rugged and dramatic landscape of Northumberland. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama. Cynthia’s district nursing rounds find her tending to a diabetic John Lacey, a deplorable bully who consistently belittles his wife. Jenny’s work leads her to witness persecution of a different variety. 9.00 Mayday See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 Colin Murray introduces highlights of the day’s only Premier League fixture. 11.15 Room 101 – Extra Storage Extended edition of Room 101. 11.55 The Sky At Night There are amazing astronomical objects to see in the winter night sky, and Sir Patrick Moore chose a few of them for his last Moore Winter Marathon. 12.15am The Apprentice USA The Apprentice USA. 1.00 The Apprentice USA 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 News

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7.10am FILM: Hot Enough For June (1965) 8.45 Life In A Cottage Garden With Carol Klein 9.15 A To Z Of TV Gardening 10.00 Athletics: European Indoor Championships 11.40 EastEnders 1.30pm MasterChef: The Professionals Uncovered 2.30 Flog It! 3.15 Athletics: European Indoor Championships

6.00 Food & Drink Michel Roux Jr and Kate Goodman are joined by chef and author Monica Galetti and they set out to create Michel’s comfort food, his mum’s shepherd’s pie. 6.30 The Sea King: Britain’s Flying Past John Sergeant celebrates one of Britain’s most iconic aircraft, the Sea King helicopter. 7.30 Open All Hours Sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant, Granville. 8.00 Top Gear In the first of a twopart Top Gear special, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May are in Africa with a simple mission - to find the definitive source of the Nile. Over the years many explorers claim to have already done just that, but the Top Gear trio believe that they can do better with three ageing estate cars. 9.00 The Truth About Meteors: A Horizon Special Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Health A themed highlights show of the comedy panel programme. 10.30 Dancing On The Edge Drama set in the early 1930s, following a black jazz band in London at a time of extraordinary change. 12.05am FILM: The Science Of Sleep (2006) 1.45 Sign Zone: Holby City 2.45 Sign Zone: Being Eileen

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Rated A For Awesome 8.15 Rated A For Awesome 8.30 Almost Naked Animals 8.45 Almost Naked Animals 9.00 The Aquabats Super Show 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972) 2.15 Doc Martin 3.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.15 You’ve Been Framed! 5.45 ITV News Meridian 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 Dancing On Ice See highlights. 7.45 All Star Family Fortunes Model and photographer Penny Lancaster and her family compete against Premier League footballer Michael Owen and his clan. 8.30 Dancing On Ice: The Skate Off It’s semi-final showdown time as two contenders fight it out to impress the judges. Who will make it to next week’s final? 9.00 Mr Selfridge Drama series telling the story of Harry Selfridge. Explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton is invited to the store by Harry to give a lecture, but Harry is rattled by news of the death of someone close to home. Rose is forced to tell Harry that Roddy is making a nuisance of himself but when Harry encounters him in the store, he is shocked by what Roddy has to say. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Her Majesty’s Prison: Aylesbury Second part of an observational documentary filmed over five months in the UK’s most notorious young offenders institution. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Craig Doyle and Martin Bayfield present the best of the action from round 17 of the Aviva Premiership. 12.15am The Store 2.15 Monk 3.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Swisse Mark Webber Tasmania Challenge 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.05pm The Big Bang Theory 12.35 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 The Simpsons 1.35 The Simpsons 2.05 FILM: The Princess Diaries (2001) 4.25 Time Team 5.25 Deal Or No Deal

6.25 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Ottolenghi’s Mediterranean Feast Yotam Ottolenghi visits the Turkish city of Istanbul, sampling street food and fish from the waters of the Bosphorus. 8.00 Meteor Strike: Fireball From Space Documentary showing previously unseen footage of the recent meteor strike in Russia. Astrophysicists explain exactly what the meteoroid was and reveal how likely it is to happen again. The programme also details NASA’s latest plans to deal with worst-case scenarios. 9.00 FILM: The Tourist (2010) Starring Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton. Thriller. An American tourist meets a beautiful stranger on a train in Venice, unaware she is tricking him into the dangerous world of mobs and mistaken identity. 11.05 FILM: The Quick And The Dead (1995) Starring Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio. Wry western about a female gunslinger who returns to a lawless town seeking retribution for the death of her father. 1.05am Jack Whitehall: My Funniest Year 3.00 4 Funnies: Uncle 3.25 St Elsewhere 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00 – 8.20am Children’s television 8.20 Mio Mao 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.00 Once Upon A Time 12.00pm FILM: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985) 1.40 FILM: See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) 3.30 FILM: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) 5.45 Beat The Ancestors 6.40 5 News Weekend 6.45 FILM: Rocky (1976) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith, Burt Young. Drama about a small-time boxer from Philadelphia who gets a once-in-alifetime shot at the heavyweight championship of the world when the contender has to pull out at the last minute. The film won Academy Awards for Best Picture, Director and Editing, and spawned four sequels. 9.00 Person Of Interest American crime series. The new Person of Interest is a young entrepreneur who might be connected to a fraud case involving thousands of investors. 10.00 FILM: Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) Starring Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam and Corey Haim. Action sequel about anti-hero Chev Chelios, whose continuing adventures give rise to more violence, indecency and profanity. Chev wakes up to find that his captors have stolen his unstoppable heart and are preparing to harvest his other superhuman organs. 11.50 FILM: Renegade Justice (2007) Starring Steven Seagal, Eddie Griffin. Action thriller. 1.45am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Football First: Match Choice 7.30 Football First: Match Choice 9.00 Sunday Supplement 10.30 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm LIVE Scottish Cup Football 3.00 LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVE Spanish Football 8.00 LIVE Spanish Football 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30 Scottish Cup Football 12.00am Spanish Football 1.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.00 Ford Football Special 3.30 Scottish Cup Football 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 11.30am NBA Action 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.25 LIVE International T20 Cricket 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 This Week In WWE 5.30 NBA Action 6.00 LIVE NBA 8.30 LIVE NBA 11.00 Super League Full Time 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 This Week In WWE 1.30 WWE Vintage 2.30 NBA 4.30 Spanish Football

Sky Sports 3 6.00am This Week In WWE 6.30 WWE Vintage 7.30 WWE Afterburn 8.30 LPGA Tour Golf 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 2.30pm LPGA Tour Golf 4.30 Tennis 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00am Elite League Ice Hockey 2.00 Super League Full Time 3.00 Warren Miller’s Storm 4.30 Racemax 5.30 Scottish Cup Football

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12.00pm Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 1.30 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (x2) 3.30 Raising Hope (x2) 4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons (x2) 6.00 Got To Dance: Live 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Glee 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: LA 11.00 Miami SWAT (x2) 1.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x3) 2.20 Brit Cops

7.00pm Let’s Dance For Comic Relief 8.15 FILM: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) 10.00 Being Human. See highlights. 11.00 People Like Us 12.00am Family Guy 12.25 Family Guy 12.40 Being Human 1.40 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 2.40 People Like Us 3.40 Great Movie Mistakes III

7.00pm The Story Of British Pathé 8.00 Mark Lawson Talks To Mark Knopfler 9.00 Kings Of The Ring 10.00 FILM: Cinderella Man (2005) 12.15am Mark Lawson Talks To Mark Knopfler 1.15 Definitely Dusty 2.15 Dusty 2.40 Word Up! Black American Pop At The BBC

12.05pm Top Dog Model 1.05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 2.20 FILM: Dennis (1993) 4.10 FILM: Beethoven (1992) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x2) 7.35 FILM: Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am 666 Park Avenue

8.55am Heartbeat (x2) 10.55 Lewis 12.55pm FILM: Les Miserables (1978) 3.55 FILM: The Likely Lads (1976) 5.45 Murder, She Wrote 6.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 FILM: Dead Calm (1989) 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am Hornblower 2.05 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Vanity Dies Hard

12.40pm Glee 1.40 Charmed 2.35 How I Met Your Mother (x4) 4.35 Revenge 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 6.30 New Girl (x2) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Stardust (2007) 10.30 Rude Tube: Totally Mashed 11.35 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 1.00am The New Normal 1.30 2 Broke Girls

11.00am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 Nashville 7.55 The Fabulous Baker Brothers 9.00 Heston’s Fantastical Food 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am The Fabulous Baker Brothers 1.15 Heston’s Fantastical Food

11.00am The Last Mimzy (2007) 1.00pm Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) 3.10 Akeelah And The Bee (2006) 5.20 Inspector Gadget (1999) 6.55 X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 9.00 This Is England (2006) 11.05 Nine To Five (1980) 1.15am Breathless (2008) 3.55 Close

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Fashion designer & Brighton Fashion Week favourite Jess Eaton chats to Guy Lloyd about her Trashion Show & The Roadkill Show

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monday 4 Embarrassing Bodies Channel 4, 9pm It might make your squirm, it might make you feel like a gawper, but it also might teach you a thing or two about those medical anomalies that have been bothering the back of your mind but you haven’t fancied flashing at your GP. Tonight; testicle trouble, saggy nipples, and a teenager with Progeria.

Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Channel Five, 9pm Travelling down the mighty Zambezi river, straight through Mozambique, Robson joins some local champions and experts to bag himself some monster game fish in the Bazaruto Archipelago. Then it’s on to Lake Cahora Bassa for electric catfish and tigerfish. Who else wants this man’s job?

My Little Princess E4, 10pm Sounds like a Nintendo arcade game from the 80s, but it really is a genuine programme format. Each week eight young suitors must face a series of challenges in order to win the heart of a young maiden. The challenges are overseen by her protective father. This week’s dad? Martial arts expert Gerry from Watford.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.40 Doctors 2.10 Only Fools And Horses 3.00 Beat The Pack 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

6.10am Homes Under The Hammer 7.10 Saints And Scroungers 7.55 Britain’s Empty Homes Revisited 8.25 Show Me The Monet 9.10 Countryfile 10.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The One Show 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Coast 2.20 Classic Mastermind 2.50 Britain’s Heritage Heroes 3.20 Great British Food Revival 4.20 The Living Planet 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Series putting science to the test. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is the first day of Lola’s hearing regarding Lexi and, just when things look to be going her way, it seems someone is intent on spoiling things for her. 8.30 A Question Of Sport: 1,000 Not Out Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barker asking the questions. 9.00 Mayday Drama series. It is the day after Hattie’s disappearance, and the town unites to search for her. Keen to win favour with Hattie’s family, Steve insists on leading the lynch mob, but what is he trying to divert attention from? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Being Eileen Comedy series. A family outing to the local DIY store ends in mayhem. 11.05 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy quiz show. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham is joined by Jude Law, Mila Kunis, James Franco, and the legendary Dame Judi Dench. With music from Olly Murs. 12.25am The Apprentice USA 1.05 Weatherview 1.10 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 The Great British Winter This series explores five of Britain’s most extreme winter landscapes, looking at the conditions that challenge both the wildlife and people that try to survive in the countryside and uncovering a world few get to see. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 University Challenge The quarter-finals continue as the University of Manchester plays University College, London. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Food & Drink Michel Roux Jnr and drinks expert Kate Goodman are joined by Welsh Italian chef Angela Hartnett as they create the perfect Italian ragu and pasta. Journalist and Italophile Matthew Fort bemoans the inauthenticity of his favourite food outside of its mother country. 9.00 Flying Scotsman 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Comedy pop quiz. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Gavin Esler. 11.20 The Truth About Meteors: A Horizon Special Series exploring topical scientific issues. 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2013 4.00 Ecomaths: Key Stage 3 4.30 Just A Few Drinks 4.55 Counting With Rodd

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Gennie’s frustrated when Brenda does a bunk from hospital. Cameron’s frustrated when Chas puts her foot down over Thomas. Laurel’s suspicions grow when Sandy goes walkabout. 7.30 Coronation Street Karl’s behaviour spirals out of control. Fiz pays Kirsty’s mum a visit. Katy is jealous when Ryan flirts with Steph. 8.00 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin Caroline gets to grips with the coastal area. 8.30 Coronation Street An unnerved Stella tells Karl to move on. Will angered Kirsty tell Alison the truth? 9.00 Broadchurch 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby is joined by guests from the worlds of media, entertainment and politics to take a fresh look at the week ahead. 11.05 Monk Crime drama series about a former detective turned private eye. Monk takes on the case of a murdered homeless man, only to find that the trail leads to a monastery fountain which has the miraculous power to cure the ills of anyone who drinks from it. 12.00am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine is in serious danger, and Ruby prepares for her first day back at college. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Death On The Wards: Channel 4 Dispatches This investigates the claims that the lives of terminally ill patients have been curtailed by the use of the Liverpool Care Pathway, a plan which was originally intended to make the process of dying easier to cope with for those with terminal cancer. 8.30 SuperScrimpers The series offering money-saving tips. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies See highlights. 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay continues his tour of the United States. He joins the Kavouniaris family in Fremont, California to attempt to save both the Spin a Yarn restaurant and the owners’ marriage. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man This week’s star guest is pop star Robbie Williams. Also stopping by are Jack Dee, Dara O Briain and Melanie C. 12.05am Random Acts 12.10 Shameless 1.05 The Shooting Gallery 1.35 Southland 2.15 Get Your House In Order 3.10 The Renovation Game 4.05 How To Look Good Naked 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

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6.00 – 7.35am Childrens’ television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Little Lodgers 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Danger: Diggers At Work 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Negotiator (1998) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Bianca is initially reluctant to support Heath in his bid for custody of Darcy, but then commits to standing by him. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Beat The Ancestors History series presented by Dick Strawbridge, in which a team of modern-day engineers is challenged to rebuild some of history’s most impressive machines. 8.00 Police Interceptors Observational documentary series following the high-speed lawenforcement pursuit specialists of Cumbria. Glen rushes to help a woman trapped inside a burning car. 9.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge See highlights. 10.00 Manchester United: Munich Air Crash Documentary about the darkest day in the history of the world’s most famous football team 6th February 1958, when a charter plane crashed, claiming the lives of eight Manchester United players and three club officials. Based on the cockpit voice recorder, accident reports and eyewitness accounts. 11.00 FILM: Rocky (1976) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith. Drama about a small-time boxer from Philadelphia. 1.20am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00pm Scottish Cup Football 12.30 Ford Football Special 2.00 Spanish Football 3.30 Scottish Cup Football 4.00 Ford Football Special 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVE Ford Monday Night Football 11.00 Netbusters 11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.30am Netbusters 1.00 Ford Monday Night Football 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30 Spanish Football 12.00pm NBA 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Test Cricket 6.00 Super League Full Time 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 NBA 10.00 Test Cricket 11.00 Tennis 12.30am PGA Tour Golf 1.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Classic 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Netbusters 5.30 Champions League Weekly

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00pm Tennis 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Super League 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Fishing Gurus 7.30 Fishing Gurus 8.00 Tennis 9.30 Thrillseekers 10.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 WWE NXT 5.15 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Terra Nova 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Modern Family 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Got To Dance: Uncut 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own...Best Of: 1 10.00 Spartacus: War Of The Damned 11.15 Lie To Me 12.15am Little Cracker (x2)

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands 9.00 The Year Of Making Love 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am World’s Craziest Fools 1.00 The Year Of Making Love 2.00 People Like Us 3.00 Junior Doctors

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Decisive Weapons 8.30 Britain On Film 9.00 FILM: A Fish Called Wanda (1988) 10.45 A Very English Winter: The Unthanks 11.45 Michael Wood On Beowulf 12.45am Secrets Of The Arabian Nights 1.45 Birth Of The British Novel

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Animal Practice 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Ben & Kate (x2) 10.00 The Big Reunion 11.00 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) 1.45am The Only Way Is Essex 2.25 Teleshopping

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 My Little Princess. See highlights. 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.35 The New Normal 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 10.00 The Undateables 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.10 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Thunder Over Arizona (1956) 12.35pm Seven Days To Noon (1950) 2.30 Major Dundee (1965) 4.55 The Seven Year Itch (1955) 7.00 Turner And Hooch (1989) 9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.50 Pride And Glory (2008) 1.25am Empire State (1987) 3.35 Close

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Brighton Science Festival’s Richard Robinson demonstrates a few science experiments you can try out at home

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