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Brighton Lights 48 Could you run a marathon? The Running Man Dan Lawson ran eight in a row without stopping and in his own laid back way he tells presenter Guy Lloyd: “That didn’t involve sleep.” Dan is on our Brighton Lights studio sofa with rock band Kovak in our new episode of Brighton Lights. Teenager Melissa Collidge was diagnosed with cancer last summer and her story is continued in Jay Legate’s film Melissa’s World. “It’s nice, people knowing what it’s like to go through it” she says, and this is reality TV as it should be IMHO. Meanwhile, Jenni Davidson reports on The Waste House – yes a house made completely out of rubbish, and no that’s not Guy Lloyd’s student home! Caroline Lucas lays the first stone and Guy’s guests discuss how clean or wasted their houses are. Brighton Lights is at thelatest.tv. Watch this and other shows now including Bmusic’s Noise Reel.
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Winners of the Chestnut Tree House 10th Birthday Business Awards 2013 collected their trophies at an awards ceremony held at the South Lodge Hotel in Horsham on Thursday 14 March. The evening was hosted by Juice 107.2’s Ambrose Harcourt and TV actress, Julie Graham, both Patrons of Chestnut Tree House. Winners included Mike Holland for Most Innovative Fundraising Idea for the conception and success of the Pay for a Day scheme. www.chestnut-tree-house.org.uk
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On Wednesday 13 March, the Brighton & Hove and Lewes Downs Biosphere Partnership launched a Biosphere Bus in conjunction with its newest partner, the Brighton & Hove Bus Company. The bus has the slogan “Back Our Biosphere Bid” along with the HERE HERE symbol . This is the latest initiative to help raise the profile of the bid for a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve for the area and to encourage people to respond to the public consultation which ends on 22 April. Roger French, MD of Brighton & Hove Buses, said: “We are pleased to be supporting this exciting initiative and doing our bit to reduce pollution and improve the environment. www.biospherehere.org.uk Words and photos: Diana Frangi
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180 guests attended the launch of GB1 on Wednesday 6 March, the brand new restaurant specialising in seafood at the Grand Hotel and Brighton’s newest place to be seen. Guests enjoyed a night of champagne, canapés and of course, incredible seafood all caught that day from nearby Shoreham. The menu included Piri Piri sea bass, truffled risotto and turbot with a seafood casserole whilst Matthew vanKan and his seven-piece band provided the entertainment. GB1 comes as part of the £5million refurbishment of the Grand Hotel. The refurbishment has included an overhaul of all the Grand’s 201 bedrooms, the 11 conference rooms, the Victoria Bar and the brand new restaurant in the form of GB1. A wellbeing spa is due to open in May.
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Mulberry and Gucci were just two of the branded handbags that helped raise hospice funds for The Martlets Hospice. Handbags for Hospices took place at Pub Du Vin Brighton on Thursday 28 February and has helped raise £6,000 for Brightonbased hospice, The Martlets.
The sold out event welcomed 130 guests through the doors and showcased 100 donated bags in a silent auction. Guests got the chance to bid on a bag that may have previously graced the arm of a glamorous celebrity including Davina McCall, Paloma Faith, Gemma Arterton and Zoe Ball. www.handbagsforhospices.com Photo: Aspects Photography
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Political roots haunt Greens If a tree is known by its fruits, the campaign to stop an elm being felled has shown the true colours of people living near the Seven Dials. Frank le Duc reports
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silent elm tree next to the Seven Dials has asked an awful lot of questions of many people over the past few weeks. For a few days it was home to two protesters trying to prevent council contractors from cutting it down. And it has been the focus of some intense scrutiny of politicians and officials as they wrestle with principles, process and pragmatism. The Green administration has been reminded of one of the sayings of St Basil: “A tree is known by its fruit and a man by his deeds.” But the decision in question was a cross-party one. Few making the decision – to approve a change to the road layout at the Seven Dials – seemed to appreciate that it would involve felling a mature elm tree. The loss of the elm was not in the original proposal. It seems likely that consultation responses might otherwise have been different. This is a key fact that could help campaigners if they take Brighton and Hove City Council to court. And they have discussed the possibility of a judicial review.
Meeting our needs The prospect of felling the tree came about because those drawing up the
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ach May we’re lucky enough to host both the most established mixed arts festival and the largest arts festival in England. Both the Brighton Festival and the Brighton Fringe festivals launched recently. The festivals run throughout May, offering a huge variety of drama, music, art, talks and interactive events for residents and visitors to the city. The headline guest director for this year’s Brighton Festival is Michael Rosen, celebrated poet, writer, broadcaster, and former Children’s Laureate. Among the 370 performances and 154 events across the city are discussions exploring
literature and language throughout the ages, ‘earfilms’ which tell stories through only sound, and a wonderful children’s parade. Meanwhile, Brighton Fringe has over 700 events, 165 of which are free to all. In their programme this year are a 360’ inflatable cinema dome, open air Shakespeare in St Ann’s Well Gardens, and tours behind the scenes of Brighton Station. Between them, these two fantastic art festivals attract over 350,000 people to their events and performances, and bring tens of millions of pounds to the local economy. These festivals showcase global stars, but also give a platform to many local organisations and
In protest One of the two people who camped up the tree, Stephen Hendry, said: “As a consequence of this campaign, I feel motivated to stand as a councillor for the Greens. It’s the first time I’ve been up a tree for a protest. I was totally and utterly petrified. I even screamed at one point. I honestly thought I was going to die.” He spent two days and nights up the tree with Tom Druitt who is best known as the boss of the Big Lemon bus company. Mr Druitt has previously camped in a tree to protest against a road scheme. And as a result of his six-week protest in Combe Haven against the Hastings and Bexhill link road, he was arrested and charged with aggravated trespass and obstructing a High Court official. He denies the charges and is expected to stand trial in the autumn. He said: “This is on my doorstep. Everybody involved lives within about 50 yards of the Seven Dials. We went up the tree on Wednesday evening [6 March] and came down
the big issue late on Friday when the council agreed to a stay of execution. Senior officers said that they would look at suggestions and we’re working with them to try to find an alternative.” His partner, Green councillor Alex Phillips, was part of the council’s Transport Committee which approved the Seven Dials scheme. On Twitter she said: “Most of the public didn’t know about the elm being taken down. It clearly wasn’t explicit enough in the consultation. I agree with the scheme, just not this. I raised the concerns that were raised with me at the time. The tree wasn’t one of those.”
A different path The tree is in the Brighton Pavilion constituency represented by Green MP Caroline Lucas, who was quick to
companies from our creative sector. In Brighton & Hove we have over 1,500 companies involved in areas like advertising, architecture, design, music, theatre, computer games, television and radio. They’ve established a critical mass of expertise and skills, and continue to attract new companies to the city. Brighton & Hove’s reputation for culture and the arts is also being amplified through our recentlylaunched prospectus for investment in the city, and our Economic Strategy which is currently being refreshed. Support for our local creative industries is critical for our economic future, and we will continue doing all we can to promote Brighton & Hove as an industryleader. Meanwhile I hope everyone enjoys all the events planned for this year.
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scheme at the Dials were trying to incorporate responses given during the consultation. One influential response came from Jon Hastie, the involvement officer for the Fed Centre for Independent Living, which helps disabled people. Dr Hastie said: “At present the tree in Vernon Terrace significantly narrows the pathway and creates an unnecessary obstacle for wheelchair users. While we appreciate the need for greenery and trees in any street design, it is important this is done in a way that meets the needs of all users and does not create narrow or uneven streets. We call for this tree to be removed or relocated in the new design of the area.” But even when people living near by were told that a tree would be cut down, they say that they were not told that it would be an elm. Many trees are protected by preservation orders. And in an era when thousands of trees have been lost to elm disease, the sensitivity around the healthy specimen at the Dials is hardly surprising. Some have criticised the Green administration over this issue, even though the Seven Dials scheme was approved by Labour and Conservative councillors too. Yet many of those
campaigning to save the tree are supporters of the Greens.
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level of the pavement with porous concrete and realigning the road. He said that the pavement was wider on the opposite side of the road, allowing some give and take. And referring to pavement around the elm, he added: “There’s a wall that impedes the traffic flow. That wall could be purchased and demolished.” When he and Mr Druitt ended their protest, one of the council’s most senior officials, executive director Geoff Raw, said: “The communityapproved design has been widely consulted on, including in a public meeting in December where the need to remove the tree was announced. The decision to proceed was taken by the cross-party Transport Committee in January and includes the planting of ten more trees which would see Seven Dials become even greener. “At the moment the tree to be felled is obstructing people’s view of the junction and oncoming traffic as they cross the road and its root is damaging the footpath, causing accessibility problems. Felling a large elm is not a decision taken lightly. It is an absolute last resort. It’s the council’s dedication to our elms which has ensured that we have the finest collection in the country. We are listening to concerns and we’re happy to look at and consider alternative proposals.”
Root pruning
“Opponents and supporters are watching to see if they can find a solution that keeps them true to their roots” lobby the council about it. She said: “This tree is hugely loved by many people. They don’t want to see it come down. At the very minimum we need to have a round-table discussion with the council, with residents, with tree experts to look at other alternatives that might be possible rather than felling what is clearly a very much-loved tree.” Green activist Duncan Roy was one of the first to make people aware of the threat to the elm. He wrote on his Scrapper Duncan website before
a public meeting last week: “We will not be revisiting the plan to redevelop the Seven Dials roundabout, which has already been subject to a ninemonth public consultation process. The problem was that this process omitted to mention that an elm would be felled, which is very odd because the city of Brighton and Hove is the custodian of the so-called National Elms Collection.” One of the tree-top protesters, Stephen Hendry, said afterwards that the ideas so far included raising the
Local resident Nigel Furness said: “How encouraging to read of local residents and Green activists campaigning to prevent the wanton destruction of the Seven Dials elm. But how depressing to think it is a Green council at the root of these plans. The council claims the buttress roots of the tree are reducing mobility scooter and buggy access on the Vernon Terrace pavement, which in part is true. “The remedy, however, is root pruning – something which until recent years was carried out on a regular three-year basis thus preventing such problems arising in the first place. If the roots are too large, raise the pavement above them on a level slope. As for the point that the elm will restrict drivers’ views of the proposed zebra crossing in Vernon Terrace when turning south off the Dials, simply leave the lights at this point.” The stay of execution was due to last until Friday. The Seven Dials scheme will take until the end of the year. Of course, delays can be costly. But campaigners, politicians and officials are all keen to avoid the even costlier prospect of a High Court battle. They may be mindful too of the words of the post-war US presidential candidate, Adlai Stevenson, who said: “A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.” The Greens’ opponents and supporters are watching to see whether they can find a solution that keeps them true to their roots. ■
Marina Life Brighton Marina’s Kirsty Pollard looks forward to the Young Enterprise Trade Fair ome and meet our new young entrepreneurs of Sussex at this Sunday’s Young Enterprise Trade Fair on Sunday 24 March in the Marina Square, 11am–4pm. These young people of Sussex, all aged 15–19 are setting up a market place. There will be 25 stalls on display where you will be able to buy their products and be some of the first to see their innovative ideas for future companies. Young people will be attending from across the county representing over 12 different schools.
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Through the Young Enterprise Company programme young people run their own real companies for one year with guidance and assistance from a volunteer mentor from within the local business community. These business volunteers come from a range of industries, all whose passion is to support young people. The young people take on functional roles within their companies and this week’s Brighton Marina Trade Fair allows them to trade and promote their products/services.
The aim of Young Enterprise is for education and industry to forge links in order to develop the next generation who will run the British economy. This is promoted through “learning by doing” and this trade fair will highlight the creativity of young people. We are delighted to be supporting the Young Enterprise. Be sure to come along and support the future of Britain!
Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk
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Shirt sponsors for 2013-14 revealed American Express have been revealed as the club’s new shirt sponsor from next season having reached agreement on a new multi-year deal commencing in July 2013. The agreement will see the iconic American Express brand adorn the front and back of the first-team’s newly-designed shirt, due for release for sale to fans this summer. Club chief executive Paul Barber said: “American Express has proven to be a fantastic partner as our stadium naming rights holder and key partner of our charitable arm, Albion In The Community. To see one of the world’s biggest and most respected companies extend its relationship with us in this way, cementing its position as the club’s main sponsor, is fantastic news for us.” Albion’s new strip will go on sale to supporters later this year. Fans can pre-order the new shirt online now to ensure they are first in line to wear the new Erreamanufactured shirt carrying the American Express logo.
There has been some progress. This team has evolved and continues to do so, although it’s not too late for them to surprise us all and charge back into contention with a few games to go. Granted, without a prolific loan striker or the emergence of one of the development squad players, it’s hard to imagine. To put the Barnsley game into perspective, they were battling for their lives against relegation and those matches are always the toughest at this stage of the season. There is still some way to go and the season isn’t over just yet – it just feels like it. At worst, Albion live to fight another day and have built on last year’s efforts. Finally, who honestly believes that a team showing the inconsistency of Albion this season would thrive in the Premier League if they were to go up? Better perhaps to build again, dominate next season and go up when they are capable of staying there. What’s more, it could still happen this season; stranger things have happened. The fat lady hasn't sung yet (although she has chosen the music and the conductor has made the arrangements).
Jog on the spot The wheels are not quite coming off but there may be a few screws loose, certainly in everyone’s favourite Marmite player, Ashley Barnes. After his last minute sending off at the Reebok Stadium against Bolton Wanderers the knives may be out for a player who really should know better by now. Tripping up the referee is likely to induce the official to flourish a deserved straight red card. Barnes has form in this regard and whilst this column has tried to maintain a supportive tone for this player, after Vincelot and Sparrow fell foul of Gus Poyet for this kind of indiscipline, the question has to be asked: at what point does Gus realise he has a liability in Barnes? Now with Albion down to one striker (one who is still adjusting to the English game), the play-off charge is looking more like a light jog on the spot. Gus Poyet was already talking of signing a loan player, now it could be argued he’ll need more than one, and finding one without a recall clause is hard enough, let alone two. For the detractors of Ashley Barnes the red card and long suspension may be a blessing in disguise, but for those who had hopes that given the chance he would come good and do a Crumplin or Bremner, it looks like they are to be disappointed. One way or the other, the Barnes sending off may have more of an impact than not getting something from a game Albion played well enough to win.
news Paul Barber concluded: “On behalf of the club, I would also like to thank our current shirt sponsor BrightonandHoveJobs.com. Gary and his company have been fantastic partners for our club and we are also delighted to confirm today that on the back of their shirt sponsorship success, BrightonandHoveJobs.com will be extending their support for the club as our new official recruitment partner. “The new deal also includes the back-of-shirt sponsorship, and we would like to thank the current back-of-shirt sponsor Donatello for their long-term and loyal commitment to the football club. The well-known Italian restaurant took on a sponsorship role with the club when it was at its lowest after leaving the Goldstone Ground in 1997 and has had a presence on the shirt during the Priestfield Stadium, Withdean Stadium and American Express Community Stadium eras of the club’s history. We continue to look forward to working with Donatello throughout future years.” More news at www.seagulls.co.uk
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Poyet’s plea to play to June indicates his frustration with the English game. As he rightly points out, the Championship season does appear to be too long. The lack of a winter break also leads to players not playing at their peak as the season comes to a climax, arguably devaluing the competition. It also works to the advantage of the over physical teams and perhaps punishes the more technical players who can be injury prone, or just plain knackered at this stage of the season. Critics of this way of thinking would have a point were they to say that players, coaches and managers are rather handsomely rewarded for their endeavours, so perhaps there shouldn’t be too much sympathy for the plight of the modern footballer. Are these two contradictory points reconcilable? The suggestion from Mr Poyet that the season should go on until June must however, not go unanswered. English cricket will have something to say about that – the football and cricket season’s overlap badly enough as it is. For people who like both cricket and football this would be unacceptable. Gus though does have a point, something does have to give (just not the cricket!). Can anyone foresee Championship clubs agreeing to go down to 20 clubs? Turkey’s voting for Christmas come to mind. But Gus, hands off the cricket season! Words: Mark Brailsford
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s that the sound of the fat lady gargling? One point from nine in key away games is a poor return whichever way you look at it. The point at Bristol City was a decent one, and, unlucky as they were at Bolton, Albion should have got something from the game. The most disappointing result was the one at Barnsley (this coumn was written pre-Palace – doh!) and whilst it would be easy to blame a poor refereeing performance, this has become an all too familiar refrain of late. Most fans would accept that Albion haven’t been consistent enough this season to clinch a play-off place. Disappointment abounds and it’s a similar story to last season when Albion fell away just when it mattered.
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bsessed – me? You don’t know the half of it. A theatre fan since my early teens, I have kept nearly every programme from every play, show and concert. It’s an immense hoard, a forest of ephemera and, according to Mr R, a pile of old junk. But for me it is also a catalogue of a cultural past that has enriched my life. I don’t think I would have ever been any good on stage, but I live my theatrical dream vicariously through the shows that I see. And few have had the impact that A Chorus Line has had. I was at the first night in London’s Drury Lane Theatre back in 1976. I took my mum to the matinee on my 21st birthday 12.02.77, and my best friend a week later. I saw the American cast six times and the English cast six more. I have since seen a touring production which was not bad, a school’s production – edgy for schools I know – that was excellent despite a few editor’s cuts (rape, it seems, is not a suitable topic for teenagers to sing about but other equally ‘difficult’ topics were). I’m not going to discuss the terrible movie save to suggest that it is not to be watched under any circumstances. Imagine my delight then, when it was announced that there would be a revival production at London’s Palladium Theatre. I leapt on a pair of tickets as if they would have life-saving qualities. I hoped that they would have life-enhancing qualities, I also
“Two hours later, no interval, I left the theatre on a cloud of joy” feared that my memories would be crushed by a production that did not, or perhaps could not, live up to those memories. The train journey was a nightmare, packed due to failures, and my mind was racing, filled with the songs (I know every word). I wanted to love it and I wanted Mr R to love it as much as I do.
The theatre was packed, not a spare seat to be seen, and the stage was set exactly as the original production. I leafed through the programme and my heart lifted when I saw that this was to be as close to the original as possible. Selfish maybe, to want things unchanged, but also a belief that the period setting was vital to the sense of the work. Two hours later, no interval, I left the theatre on a cloud of joy. I loved the show, every moment of it, and I loved that they had seen fit to respect it. A Chorus Line grew out of interviews with Broadway hoofers. Those stories were melded into an unusually stark show that probes why anyone would want to put themselves on the line, the chorus line, for a career that would be short, filled with disappointments, injury and pain. The hoofers are damaged but brave and they have one audition in which to prove their worth and gain that place in the show. The cast were superb, it depends very much on not being a stage full of names and apart from two, Scarlett Strallen and John Partridge, this is true. Strallen and Partridge are excellent as the two who have made made it, Zach as a director is focused and single minded, Cassie has had a taste of stardom but her Hollywood dream has not panned out, just as their affair had failed. Emotionally fuelled the stories are strong enough, but to this you must add the magic of the late Marvin Hamlisch, a song writer of immense talent. I challenge anyone not to come out singing at least three of the shows list of hit songs. It’s an all singing, all dancing, thought provoking evening that, cocooned as it is in its original setting, works as well as it did all those years ago. When something works this well why mess with it? It certainly gets five very shiny stars from me. For full details and tickets go to www.achoruslinelondon.com or call 0844 412 2957
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IS ADELE LA BOUND?
Is Adele planning a move to LA? After securing herself a seaside property alongside her London pad it’s now rumoured that the Brit Award winner Tom Odell, hair secrets of Kate Oscar/Grammy/Brit Award-winning singer might up sticks to America. Moss revealed, plus Adele, Rizzle Kicks & more According to sources speaking to the Daily Mirror Adele has noticed the ‘benefits’ of bringing up a child stateside, explaning: “They can SPOTTED be outside, enjoying ! Big Brother ’s Pete wea the weather and skull print on ring a loving life out of Circus. And esie in Preston the spotlight. Los his arm arouthen again with nd Angeles is a great statue at th the mermaid e m ar ina. Thanks to @ place for children to rosiel for these on izzybeth grow up. She could es! afford to put a studio in her house. That way she could beaver away on new music without having to worry.” It’s an interesting idea, and no doubt tempting for the Brit – who has a five-month-old son with Brightonian boyfriend Simon Konecki – but we’re not too sure we believe it yet. Just last month Adele purposefully declared that she would not be moving over the pond any time soon, explaining via video link from the US (as she collected a Brit Award for Skyfall): “I’m not living here by the way, just in case you think that, I’m coming home!” Please do, Adele!
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ecent BIMM graduate Tom Odell did a homecoming gig at The Haunt last week. After winning the Brit Award for Critics Choice, which has previously been awarded to the likes of Florence & The Machine and (most overused star of 2012) Emeli Sande, the blonde haired Brightoner has been hailed as the next big thing. His album, Long Way Down, is scheduled for an April release, following the single ‘Hold Me’. Brighton’s music scene keeps on growing!
KATE MEETS KATE FOR A HIGH-PROFILE COLLABORATION
Our very own Kate Wilson from Trevor Sorbie Brighton is always ahead of the game when it comes to hair-care, so we weren’t surprised to see her cuddling up to the iconic supermodel and new face of Kérastase hair care: Kate Moss. Last week the high profile collaboration was celebrated with an exclusive party thrown by the model at the exclusive One Mayfair club, London. Kate Wilson was on hand to see the unveiling of Kérastase’s Couture Styling range, of which the Super is the first celebrity ambassador. Working gently tousled waves, Miss Moss showed off the kind of locks we’ll be lusting over this summer. Her first campaign for the firm’s debut styling range will appear in May, but you can catch a behind-the-scenes preview of the ‘K Manifesto’ online. Pop into the Nile Street salon, Brighton, to chat with the Trevor Sorbie team for more info!
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SUNNY OUTLOOK Last Thursday we attended the private view of design duo Kai and Sunny’s group art show in Soho, London. Being 50 per cent Brightonian-based, we were excited to see the fantastic art works and snoop on their celebrity friends. The event went with a bang and the exhibition runs until 6 April. www.pertweeandersongold.com
RIZZLE KICK’S SNOW DAY
In case you hadn’t noticed it snowed pretty heavily last week and when disasters like this strike it effects plebs and celebs alike! Rizzle Kicks tweeted pictures from the carnage across the East Sussex streets as they travelled to and from a workshop they ran at Brighton Youth centre. “Snow be effin people up yo” they helpfully announced. Pretty accurate, if you ask us. Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com
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BRIGHTON WRITES Head shot Courtesy Jerry Lebens
Inspire Me
Vanessa Austin Locke
Christina Toimela learns that it’s good to be proud of your work
How the internet is changing our brains
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hen I was going to school my dad once told me: “I don’t care what you do for a living as long as you do it so well that you can be proud of it.” It‘s stuck with me and I have learned to spot the talents who love their work. Serena Brown is a 26-year old Londoner who moved into Brighton last December. Whilst cutting my hair she was chatting away about the differences in hairdresser training in different countries and all the career opportunities hairdressers have. I have never met anyone so excited about hairdressing before; her passion was inspiring. It turns out that despite her young age Serena had already owned a hair salon in Notting Hill. She got into hairdressing at the age of 15 in order to finance her dancing auditions that took her to the West End. Serena ended up being very good at hairdressing and instead of a dancing career she joined hair salon franchise Headmasters. In 2008, at the age of 21, she got a bank loan and opened a successful shop together with her previous manager.
“In Brighton everything goes and no one cares” Serena moved to Brighton to move in with her boyfriend. She had already sold her business and was thinking of a career change. She realised that despite both her and her business partner being perfectionists they had very different views and she was more laid back: “I don’t see things as risk and I don’t feel fear. I go with the flow. If it’s going to work, it’s going to work.“ Serena describes the difference between London and Brighton: “In London some customers insist on coloring their hair every two weeks. People are suited and booted. Everyone cares about their looks and not just anything goes. In Brighton everything goes and no one cares.” At present, Serena is still in hairdressing, being employed by others. She says: “For some people their hair is everything. I want to be the one who styles their hair and makes it the best it can be. I want them to say ‘I’m wearing Serena’s hair’.” Every two weeks Serena goes to London to style hair. She is currently saving up money in order to study medicine. Something tells me she is going to succeed. Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com
said a few weeks ago that I’d précis an article I’d written on how the internet is changing our brains and why I felt, after extensive ‘research’, that there was more to this online dating lark that meets the eye. The article was called Mind Change, which is a term coined by Baroness Susan Greenfield of Bad Science infamy. She gets a tough time occasionally because she voices ideas and opinions she hasn’t yet proved. But to a writer and fantasist she’s fascinating because of that. I couldn’t prove that engaging in relationships which took place (at least in part) online had a negative impact on my life and happiness, but I didn’t need to because the bad taste left in my mouth informed my instinct that something wasn’t right. What was wrong was the application of false empathy. We’re all “Online we’re used to inhabiting an online 2D metropolis, but what happens when we start co-habiting restricted to two in 2D? Sociologist and psychologist Sherry Turkle is author of Alone Together and she senses: sound believes we’re developing, “the illusion of companionship without the demands of and vision” friendship.” She says” “Those little devices in our pockets are so psychologically powerful that they don’t only change what we do, they change who we are.” Greenfield suggests we’re experiencing ‘cognitive overload’ and using her comparison to climate change explains how the plasticity of our brains makes them highly adaptable. A fascinating experiment, conducted by Alvaro Pascual-Leone, shows us that what the brain fantasises and what it actions have a remarkably similar impact on the pre-frontal cortex. In face-to-face communication words have 10 per cent impact, eye contact/body language have 55 per cent, voice (tone of) has 35 per cent, then smaller impulses like pheromones/physical contact make up the rest. Online we’re restricted to two senses: sound and vision. A survey of 14,000 students at the University of Michigan showed a 30 per cent drop in empathy over the past three decades, accelerated dramatically in the last decade. Have you noticed any changes in your behaviour since the social media explosion? A bit ADD? Greenfield explained that the cycle of excitement, addiction and reward experienced in a high-speed 2D environment is causing high levels of dopamine (the addiction hormone) to be released. Could it be that our machines are training us to respond, like Pavlov’s dog? Towards the end of the article I predicted a rise in fetishism and kink (that was before the kink craze circa Summer ’12). I ask if our over-exposure is leading to incrementally accumulated PTSD and detachment. Of course, we could just call it evolution. That’s just the way things are now, right? But I don’t like this revolving door, disposable relationship treadmill we all seem to be on. Turkle says: “Human relationships are rich and they’re messy and we clean them up with technology... Listen to each other, including the boring bits, because it’s when we hesitate, or stumble, or lose our words that we reveal ourselves to each other.” You can read my full article, Mind Change, at http://vanessaaustinlocke.wordpress.com – Portfolio – Features – Mind Change.
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In & Out
Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column
Virtual car boot sale BUS NAMES E Their connection pages missing) please text 2212 with your offer. To buy the Weird Photograph (subject unknown) please text 1113 with your offer. To buy “Permission To Speak” by Clive Dunn please text 2211 with your offer. To buy the Y-fronts (unwashed) please text 2111 with your offer. To buy the Nokia 5110 (not working) please text 2222 with your offer. To buy the unfunny “Giles “ annual with lots of references to Ted Heath and the three-day-week please text 4321 with your offer. To have a “go” on the bouncy castle please text 2233. To buy a cheeseburger with onions and a plastic cup of too-hot coffee you’ll spill on your shoes please text 1212. HAPPY CAR BOOTING!
to the local area explained Patience Strong – no. 61 The queen of trite sentiment in verse was a toilet attendant at Brighton Races, 1932-37
Ladybird Johnson – no. 17 A vicar traced the former First Lady's ancestry to his tiny Sussex parish of Bramber, near Steyning, and sent her a presentation family tree to honour her return to the Whitehouse in 1965. The research was later shown to be inaccurate. Buster Merrifield – no. 8 Known to millions as 'Uncle Albert' in the hit sit-com 'Only Fools and Horses', Merrifield was also a gay icon and his image was used extensively on publicity for gay club nights and events thoughout the late '80's and early '90's.
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severed a child's finger during a visit to Stanley Deason school in 1981.
Baroness Orczy – no. 17 One of the popular author's eleven 'Scarlet Pimpernel' novels contains an episode where Sir Percy Blakeney (the Pimpernel's alter ego) rebuffs the Prince Regent.
Sir Roy Strong – no. 43 The waspish diaries of the moustachioed dandy and former V&A curator sat unsold in the window of second-hand book store N. F. Brookes from shortly after its publication in 1997 until the shop's closure in 2002.
Gemini – no. 85 Terry Nutkin's California sea lion made local headlines when it nearly
Conan The Barbarian – no. 52 Chief Environmental Officer, Hove Borough Council – 1979-1982.
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One of the most successful of UK bands, Simple Minds are back on the road for a Greatest Hits tour. Jeff Hemmings spoke with frontman Jim Kerr
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ugely successful, Simple Minds have topped America’s Billboard chart, released six number one albums in the UK and have hit the top spot in countless other countries around the globe. With over 60 million albums sold worldwide, they are one of the UK’s most successful bands. They are about to embark on a UK tour as well as releasing a new Greatest Hits package to coincide. The core of the band are the remaining two original members (and childhood friends), singer Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill (guitars and keyboards), plus drummer Mel Gaynor who has been with them on and off since 1982. “That’s been the biggest reward, my long term relationship with Charlie Burchill,” says Jim Kerr. “Honestly, he called me yesterday and was jumping up and down because he had found this piece of music that had gone missing for about 12 years and he said, ‘I’ve got it and it sounds great’. I was equally as excited about it, and we could have been 17 or 18 again, this piece of a puzzle that was missing. In those moments we haven’t thought about what we’ve done or what we’re about to do, it’s just ‘oh, great!’ and off we go. In a world where things have changed so much it’s great to have something that hasn’t changed much at all.” Of course, Kerr is the main focal point of the band, the frontman for so many years, and the one who has been a source of so much publicity, whether it's the music of Simple Minds, or his love interest, including that Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders, whom he married in the ’80s. Still, kerr and Burchill have been pretty much equal partners over the years. “He’s a clever so and so,” says Kerr of Burchill. “He may be in the background, but he calls the shots as much as I do. If you met Charlie now he’d probably be more sociable than me off the bat, but he’s never really clicked with the promo stuff and he does what he does. He leaves it up to me to do the mythologising and analysing.” Born out of the punk era, in the city of Glasgow, the band were originally called Johnny & The Abusers, eventually releasing one single, ‘Saints And Sinners’, and splitting on the actual day of the song’s release. The shadow of David Bowie loomed large over punk, post-punk and new wave, and the band took a lyric from his ‘Jean Genie’ song, re-christening themselves Simple Minds.
In 1979 they released their debut album Life In A Day, which revealed Magazine, Bowie and Roxy Music as major influences. Over the next few albums they strived to forge their own identity through experimental albums such as Real To Real Cacophony, Empires and Dance, Sons And Fascination and Sister Feelings Call. Simple Minds recently toured, specifically performing tracks from these first five albums: "Yeah, we played tracks from the albums before the breakthrough [of New Gold Dreams, their commercial breakthrough, released in 1982], stuff we hadn’t played for years. We discovered that some of the songs we hadn’t played for 30 years! They were so long ago since we played them they were refreshing again. It’s amazing how cyclical they become – you look at a song and think: ‘well, that’s been and gone, we won’t be playing that again’, and then lo and behold, we hear and see it through new ears and eyes. That's one of the big plusses of a big catalogue."
“I never have a problem with getting motivated to get on stage...” Simple Minds Circa 1982
It was the release of ‘Promised You A Miracle’ and the subsequent New Gold Dreams album of 1982 that propelled the band to stardom, the rest of the decade marked by ever bigger tours and stadium gigs, as they moved away from new wave and new romanticism to commercial pop and rock. Kerr became a major celebrity, helped along by his marriage to Chrissie Hynde, and the band finally cracked the US thanks to the use of ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ in the smash film The Breakfast Club. But, like so many of their contemporaries, things began to unravel during the late ’80s, including the dissolution of Kerr's marriage, and the departure of key personnel, in effect reducing the band to the core of Kerr and Burchill. “We were knackered. We were desensitised. We were lads who had grown up together, but we were getting tired of each other,” Kerr has previously said. “I probably wasn’t the easiet to work with – I was always pushing – I was a bit anti-social and I had lead singeritis. Although they never again reached those heady heights of fame in the ’80s, they continued to operate throughout the ’90s and noughties, releasing well received albums such as 2005’s Black & White 050505 and Graffiti Soul in 2009 which became their first album in 14 years to make the UK top ten. Over the last couple of years the band have concentrated on their Greatest Hits tours including the 5X5 Tour where they played five tracks from each of their first five albums. At a time when many younger bands are exploring the music of the post punk era, it seems that Simple Minds’ music is being re-appraised and warmly welcomed for its inventive and futuristic touches that seemed so normal then. Take ‘Life In A Day’: “When we were rehearsing that, one of the management team, albeit a bit younger than us, came in and said: ‘What’s that new song, it sounds great!’ And we’d go, ‘what new song? It’s 30 years ago’! It seems to be the way; you see that in design, in fashion, in architecture, in and out of fashion. If you wait long enough they become in fashion again, or someone current does a riff on them and makes them contemporary,” says Kerr, who spends most of his time divided between Sicily and France thses days. As for the new material they are curently working on he says that revisiting their past is having an effect. “Because I spent so much time recently with those first albums, some of the stuff we have been coming out with seems inspired by those early electronic styles. The idea is to bridge that new stuff.” The upcoming tour will feature the band playing two sets, the second set likely to be a run through all the singles that qualified for the UK top 40. “The opening set we’ll play songs from every period; one way or another that should keep most people happy. “I never have a problem with getting motivated to get on stage and tour these days. I feel blessed to have had this opportunity. I’ve met so many people, other artists who don’t enjoy touring. I think deep down, they don’t appreciate what they’ve got and I realised a lot of them aren’t really cut out for it, for packing a suitcase and heading out year after years. We were born to do it. In terms of motivation, it's very simple: we manage somehow to put ourselves into the ears of the audience. A lot of them may be seeing you for the first and never see you again. And then there are others who will be thinking, ‘it’ll be good, but not like the old days’, and that’s quite a challenge to leave people thinking, ‘that was much better than I thought it would be’. And I think that because we have those attitudes, it means we give it our all every night and hopefully they’ll tell their mates the next day and it gives us a future!” Simple Minds, Monday 8 April, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 7pm, £49.50/£37.50 Simple Minds: Celebrate – The Greatest Hits +, out 25 March
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Productions with the West Yorkshire Playhouse. The 39 Steps has won numerous awards. In addition to the Olivier Award for Best New Comedy, the play was named Best Comedy by Whatonstage.com. Other award successes include two Tony Awards for Best Lighting and Best Sound Design, two Drama Desk Awards for Unique Theatrical Experience and Outstanding Lighting and the Molière award for Best Comedy. The 39 Steps, Theatre Royal Brighton, Monday 8–Saturday 13 April, eves 7.45pm, Thursday & Saturday matinees 2.30pm Book online at www.atgtickets.com/brighton* or call 0844 871 7650* *Subject to booking fee
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HOTLIST
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The Chilli Pickle
Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s
Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk
The Foragers
At this tastefully decorated and relaxed foodie pub, it’s all about local and organic, and that is why they are winning local awards, national acclaim and incredible reviews. Great for a bite to eat or just pop in for a drink. It does get busy so booking is recommended to avoid disappointment. The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk
The Townhouse
At Kemp Town's favourite restaurant their chefs lovingly create delicious menus using the finest locally sourced produce. They take huge pride in delivery quality food with a warm and friendly welcome. The Townhouse has an amazing location overlooking New Steine and the buzzing St. James Street. You can relax in their bar with your favourite cocktail while listening to live music. Join them for Kemp Town’s best breakfast every Saturday and Sunday 9am–12pm, lunch from 12pm everyday, and dinner from 6pm. They offer amazing value set menus, lunch (2 course £11.95) and evening (2 courses £14.95), Monday–Thursday, and the best roast in town on Sunday’s from £9.95. 01273 693216 81-82 St James Street, Kemp Town, Brighton, BN2 1PA www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk
Chinese Gars Restaurant
This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk
Indian Chaula’s Lewes
Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has
its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk
Chaula’s Brighton
A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk
The Chilli Pickle
The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton BN1 1GE, 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com
Italian
Donatello
Al Duomo
Brighton longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk
Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk
Thai Street Thai
Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD
The Chilli Pickle Canteen
The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384
Nooris
Nooris Indian restaurant in central Brighton has been newly refurbished and offers a fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405 www.noorisbrighton.co.uk
The tastes of modern European cuisine with just a touch of the east! Happy Hour – Two For One Cocktails Sun – Fri: 4pm – 7pm 98 Trafalgar Street Brighton BN1 4ER The Townhouse
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Food & Drink Andrew Kay is gearing up for the epicurean delights of the city’s favourite food event The Brighton & Hove Food & Drink Festival
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his Easter weekend sees the fabulous Spring Harvest event from the Brighton And Hove Food Festival with a feast of foodie treats for lovers of great food and drink. As ever I am involved in many of the events, from presentimg our two day live food show, this time in Victoria Gardens at the bottom of Church Street opposite the northern end of the Royal Pavilion. This time we have a fantastic line up of local chefs and food experts who will demonstrate their cooking skills and also face my five minute food challenge using Protected Designation of Origin produce from across Europe provided by our stage sponsor Discover the Origin. Demos include Drakes, Sevendials, The Hove Kitchen, Moshimo, La Cave á Fromage, Boho Gelato, Jeremy’s, Sabai Thai Gastrobar, Hotel du Vin, Hilton Brighton Metropole, L’Eglise, The Grand and Agua Dulce, with more to be confirmed. The Live Food Show stage will also host the finals of the Brighton Bake Off competition (Friday 9.30am), Great Brighton Ice Cream competition (Saturday 9.30am), Brighton Mini Mix Off cocktail competition (Saturday 1pm) and the Extreme Food Challenge! (Saturday 5pm). Live Food Show sponsored by Discover the Origin Good Friday, 29 March–Easter Saturday, 30 March 2013, 9.30am–5pm Victoria Gardens, Brighton, Free entry
Bitter & Twisted First seen in the Autumn Harvest Food Festival programme in 2011, Bitter & Twisted returns in Spring 2013 in a tweaked format. Ales are the new black and here in Great Britain we make some of the best. On the night you’ll sample beers from WJ King, Arundel, Hepworths, Brighton Bier, and Brighton’s new North Laine pub and microbrewery. And as Sussex is also famed for some great ciders, we’re also opening the contest to some of our favourite producers including Wobblegate and an allnew cider brew from Stopham Estate. In an evening, hosted by yours truly, pitching the best of local ales against others from further afield, beer aficionados and experts will present their favorites, matched with delicious local pub grub from the kitchens of Pub du Vin, for an audience vote that will see at the end of the evening a Bitter & Twisted winner. Dome Room, Hotel du Vin, Ship Street, Brighton Good Friday, 29 March 2013, 7pm–10pm (approx) Advance tickets £22 include all beer, cider and food
Extreme Food Challenge Following the popularity of the Chilli Eating Challenge in previous festivals, we’re moving to the next level with the Extreme Food Challenge. Ten victims – err, contestants – will be challenged to eat and drink a variety of ‘delicious’ morsels. The twist being that, whilst edible and even delicacies, these aren’t your average run-of-the-mill food stuffs. There’ll be heat, there’ll be some very unusual canapés, and they’ll definitely be things to make you squirm! The winner is the last man – or woman – standing! Places are limited so to secure a place at the hottest table in town please register your interest by emailing nat@brightonvisitor.com with your name, mobile number, age, gender and why you should be a contestant. Obviously you'll need to be available in Brighton on Easter Saturday too! Live Food Show marquee, Victoria Gardens, Brighton Easter Saturday, 30 March 2013, 5pm Free entry
Sussex Gourmet Bus Tour April sees the return of our hugely popular Sussex Gourmet Bus Tour – the perfect day out for anyone passionate about Sussex food and drink. Our day starts with a breakfast on the bus as we head to our first stop. This April we’ll be visiting a local vineyard, brewery and cider maker, alongside a couple of local food producers and – of course – a delicious gastropub lunch. I will be coming along with my Jeremy Paxman hat on to run a fun food quiz on the bus, and we’ll be joined by the team from La Cave á Fromage who’ll be talking you through some great Sussex cheeses. Your ticket includes a full day of food and drink, so book early... and come hungry! Saturday 20 April 2013 Departs 9.30am from the Old Steine Bus Stop Q only Arrive back in Brighton around 6.30pm Advance tickets £65 include transport, tours, all food and wine including a two-course gastropub lunch
Supertasters: The Science of Wine Find out if you’re a Supertaster taster and if you are, how does it affect your sense of taste? Can you tell white wine from red wine when the wines are in black wine glasses? Can you identify the smells in wines? Taste and smell the effect of different alcohol and acid levels in the same wine! Dr Belinda Kemp from Plumpton College will take you through wine science experiments and tastings to introduce you to the science behind the art of winemaking. This fun session is suitable for all lovers of wine, no matter what your level of knowledge. Easter Monday, 1 April 2013, 3pm–5pm (approx) Meeting Room, Myhotel, Jubilee Street, Brighton Advance tickets £25 There are plenty of other events, many of which are free, taking place across the city, all of which you can find on the festival’s website www.brightonfoodfestival.com, tickets for paid events may be booked on the website (for some events you may be re-directed to a festival partner’s website).
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Bramble Bunny Easter Egg, £10 from Thorntons, Churhill Square, Brighton, www.thorntons.co.uk Easter wouldn’t be complete without a chocolate egg, and this one is great for yung kids and big kids alike. Charlie Chick also available. Chick Ring, £11 from Debenhams, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.debenhams.com For the fashionista in the family. Who says chicks have to be fluffy?
Easter Cookie Cutter, £4, from Paperchase, www.paperchase.co.uk It’s time to get baking over the long Easter weekend. Bake some easy biscuits and decorate with sweets/icing with the kids and then enjoy with the whole family!
Red Herring Watch, £20, from Debenhams, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.debenhams.co.uk A great reason to always be on time: brighten up his wardrobe with this spring addition to the Red Herring collection.
Inner Strength Bath Oil, 55ml £39, The Treatment Rooms, 21 New Road, Brighton, 01273 818444, www.thetreatmentrooms.com Fortifying and inspiring. When life just gets too much this special blend strengthens and nurtures to help keep you going.
Easter Card, £1 from Marks & Spencer, www.marksandspencer.com Send a card to family and friends near or far. This cute bunny card will melt anyone’s heart.
Easter Egg Hunt Sign, £4 from Sainsburys, www.sainsburys.co.uk Perfect if you have a house full over Easter. Start the Easter Egg hunt in style.
Lollypop Retro Dress, £20, from M&Co, www.mandco.com For ages 1.5–5 years, this retro dress for little girls is great for Easter and beyond.
Vera Wang: Lovestruck Floral Rush, £34.50–£61.50, from The Perfume Shop, Churchill Square, Brighton, www.theperfumeshop.com A wonderful Spring scent with Champagne accord, a rich layer of Pink Passion Flower and Cashmere Woods.
Chicken Measuring Cups, £19.50 from Marks & Spencer, www.marksandspencer.com A bright addition to any kitchen – helping you measure out those ingredients for Easter treats with ease.
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HARRY HILL – SAUSAGE TIME!, Theatre Royal Brighton, 12 March 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪
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rom the moment Harry Hill entered the auditorium from the stalls, hidden behind a bare striped mattress commentating with amplified tomfoolery, we were in another world of boundless comic possibilities. Mixing sharp one-liners with shaggy dog stories, ridiculous stunts, a spot of audience participation (most especially the closing ‘bit’ of act one, in a set-up familiar to all fans of Hill's TV Burp), along with impressive dance skits, and a hilarious wordless attempt with a bucket of water involving everything from a straw to a funnel – this felt like the full force of Hill's comedic arsenal, and you got the distinct feeling more could be hovering in the wings at any second. ‘Sausage Time’ was as tightly scripted and staged as any orchestral symphony with no flab – and at one point I even thought he may well have had to storyboard in when he could draw breath. Hill, his house band and collective friends were utterly committed to entertaining us, skipping seamlessly from a raucous brawl to perfectly synced Shakespeare. After two hours (including intermission) I left exhausted with laughter and with a lightness in my hearts that even the snow couldn't dampen. And an overwhelming urge to get an iced lolly, regardless of the weather. Utter silly, filled-with-mayhem glee. Victoria Nangle
TOM ODELL
Sunday night was a triumphant homecoming for Tom Odell, the rising star from Chichester who studied music in Brighton. It was Mother’s Day and his mum and grandmother joined the sell-out crowd at The Haunt, bopping on the balcony to a deconstructed cover of ‘Honkey Honk Woman’. For much of the gig the audience stood silent and mesmerised by the talent on stage as the 22 year old delivered a pianothumping, vocally accomplished and mature performance, way beyond his years. The applause after each song was rapturous however and the gig was a pleasure, a joy and a delight. The Haunt, 10 March 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Elizabeth Hughes Did you disagree with our verdict on any of these shows?
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Belfast punk rockers, SLF, are still packing them in after 36 years, performing a strong set of popular classics and new material from their long-awaited forthcoming album. Still politically working class, their audience was full of mostly male loyal originals, singing along so loudly that at times it felt like a football match. All amiably supported by the original punk loon, Ed Tudor Pole. The evening suitably proved that punk isn’t dead, it’s just settled down into an uneasy middle-age of widening girths and balding heads. Concorde 2, 8 March 2013 ✪✪✪✪ Bradley Pilcher
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Brighton Centre 28 September, 2013, from £35, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Bonamassa will perform songs from his classic albums including Sloe Gin, Dust Bowl, Black Rock, The Ballad Of John Henry, and Driving Towards The Daylight (the latter reached number 2 in the UK’s Official Album Chart).
TERRY GAROGHAN – THE DEVIL KEEPS TUGGING
The Old Market, 23 March 2013, £10, 01273 201801, www.theoldmarket.com Having retired his ‘Brighton – The Musical’ show, Terry now returns with something new and something different – a musical cabaret about his on/off relationship with The Devil, and his general confusion with Life in general.
SHAKEDOWN FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Stanmer Park, Brighton, 28 September 2013, £45 + booking fee, www.shakedown.co.uk/tickets Rizzle Kicks has been announced as this year’s headliners at Shakedown Festival, with further sets from the likes of Labrinth, DJ Fresh (live), Maverick Sabre, Sub Focus (DJ), Zane Lowe and many more also confirmed. Sounds like a cracking party in the making.
WORLD RUB A DUB MASTERS
Concorde 2, 27 March, £18 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Soundclash! Feat U Roy and Yellowman, General Trees Little Twitch with King Stur Gav and Volcano Hi Power Sound Systems – all on one bill. It’s a quality reggae extravaganza!
BROMHEADS
Gree Door Store, 17 April 2013, from £9.20, 07944 693214, thegreendoorstore.co.uk Continuing to build on a considerable head of steam, Bromheads have already begun to attract a wide array of very positive repsonses to the first two singles made available from their new album Choro. Check them out for yourself when they come to town as a part of their UK tour next month.
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STAGE: I HAVE BEAUTIFUL LIPS Mike Leigh’s West End hit Abigail’s Party comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton
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o have missed out on the legend that is Abigail’s Party one must have been living the life of a hermit since 1977. Back then it hit the small screen in a production that starred Alison Steadmand and Janine Duvitski, more recenty seen as the sexually promiscuous swinging star of TV’s Benidorm. It instantly became a hit, satirising the newly aspirational and upwardly mobile nouveau middle class that emerged at the time. Now Leigh’s classic comedy comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton, and Hannah Waterman, Martin Marquez, Samuel James, Katie Lightfoot and Emily Raymond star in one of the most popular plays written. Donna Summer is on the stereo. Cheese and pineapple are on the coffee table and the get-together from hell is about to begin. Beverly, and estate agent husband Laurence, have invited round new neighbours Tony and Ange and nervous divorcee Sue, twitchy about the party her 15-year-old daughter, Abigail, is throwing over the road. As Beverly plies the guests with alcohol, cigarettes, Demis Roussos and nibbles, this horribly compelling evening descends into drunkenness and debauchery. Comedy, drama and tragedy combine into an iconic piece of theatre. This ruthless and painfully funny observation of the pretensions of suburbia comedy became an instant classic when it first appeared as a BBC Play For Today in 1977, the year of the Queen’s Silver Jubilee. Mike Leigh is one of Britain’s most influential theatre and film directors. His numerous awards have included Best Comedy award for the stage play Goose Pimples, a BAFTA for Outstanding Contribution to Cinema, National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Film for Life Is Sweet, Best Director Award at Cannes Film Festival for Naked, the Palme d’Or at Cannes for Secrets And Lies and an Oscar for Topsy Turvy. Lindsay Posner recently directed the all-star revival of Noises Off (tour visits Eastbourne in April) at the Old Vic and Butley, A View from the Bridge and Fiddler on the Roof in the West End and Relatively Speaking on tour and soon to open in the West End. Theatre Royal Bath Productions are one of the most highly regarded producers of touring and West End productions. Recent productions include:
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Just As We Are Corn Exchange Brighton Dome Fri 15 March Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org
Yes, Prime Minister Theatre Royal Brighton Until Sat 23 March Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton
Hormonal Housewives The Hawth, Crawley Fri 22 March Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk
Birds Of A Feather Congress Theatre, Eastbourne Tues 19-Sat 23 March Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk
Relatively Speaking starring Felicity Kendall and Kara Tointon, which sold out at theatres across the UK and The Judas Kiss, seen at the Theatre Royal Brighton last season, starring Rupert Everett. Upcoming productions include West End transfers of Relatively Speaking and The Judas Kiss, a West End premier of Quartermaine’s Terms, which premiered at Theatre Royal Brighton, starring Rowan Atkinson. Theatre Royal Brighton Monday 1 – Saturday 6 Apr Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton STAGE: THE DEVIL KEEPS TUGGING On 31st March last year, after 16 years in office, The Unofficial Mayor of Brighton donned his chains in front of a packed Dome Concert Hall for the last ever Brighton – The Musical. The man then stood on the seashore and waited. The songs began to drift in with the winds and the tides. Terry Garoghan now returns to Brighton’s The Old Market with something new and something different – The Devil Keeps Tugging – a musical cabaret about his on/off relationship with The Devil, and his general confusion with life in general. There will much of the Terry so well know to Brighton audiences... the new songs of course, the personal stories, the outright lies, and all the usual flirtatious banter. The show will also mark the launch of an album – The Aunty Flo Slide Show – all music and lyrics written by Terry, all displaying his usual trademark humour. He will be accompanied by the amazing cello of Miss Angie Wilson. Angie is an established and highly respected classical cellist, who is very much at home performing with The English Chamber Orchestra at The Royal Festival Hall. What, if anything, does an ex-unofficial mayor have left to offer? Is there life after Hove? How do you get two icecream cones to stay stuck to your head? Saturday 23 March, 2013 at 8pm The Old Market www.theoldmarket.com Tickets £10 – Box office 01273 201801
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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&CLUBS 23 of authenticity as the nu-folk scene gathers pace. However, Stornoway do deliver big time. New album Tales From Terra Firma should consolidate the surprise success they achieved with debut album Beachcomber's Windowsill. Concorde 2, Wed 20 March, 7.30pm, £13
MUSIC: CODY CHESNUTT Cody ChesnuTT's sound springs from the crossroads of soul, funk, and rock. Way back in 2002 he released the somewhat reverential The Headphone Masterpiece but it's only been since last year's psychedelic soul Landing On A Hundred that saw Mr ChesnuTT reemerge as an creative artist, and soul troubadour of note, his modern re-working of Mayfield and Gaye very much part of this zeitgeist. Concorde 2, Tues 19 March, 7pm, £15
MUSIC: EELS Now approaching 50, Mark Everett is Eels, featuring an ever-rotating band, that struck gold with 1996’s Beautiful Freak album, that featured enduring classics Novocaine for the Soul and Susan’s House. This work basically set up Eels’ melancholia pop for life, but he's been both prolific and interesting since, with new album Wonderful, Glorious, another excellent release. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Mon 25 March, 7pm, £23.50
MUSIC: STORNOWAY This Oxford indie-folk band have nothing to do with the Outer Hebrides island outpost, but perhaps this helps to lend that air
MUSIC: BRITISH SEA POWER Jeff Hemmings navigates the rise of this Brighton based band
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ince the turn of the millennium, British Sea Power have established themselves as one of indie rocks stayers, steering a course that has seen them release five albums with a new one out at the beginning of April, Machineries Of Joy. Made up of the Wilkinson brothers, Hamilton and Yan, Matthew Wood, Martin Noble, Abi Fry and Phil Sumner, and once featuring Brakes frontman Eamon Hamilton amongst their ranks, the band re-located to Brighton as British Air Powers, before renaming themselves upon release of their debut. Their Club Sea Power are the stuff of legend, taking place at rock institutions such as the Freebutt and The Lift (now The Hope), and featuring such acts as Sussex's first family of folk, The Coppers, and incorporating a 1940s fashion show. Their debut album The Decline Of British Sea Power was a word-of-mouth success, setting the template for their dense amalgamation The Cure, Joy Division, The Pixies and alt-indie in general. But it was their live shows that fed through to popular success, their stage shows featuring stage foliage, audience participation and occasionally an eight foot bear... They have also used unusual spaces and venues for their shows over the years; including the Carnglaze caves in Cornwall, Newhaven Fort, Berwick Village Hall, and the Czech embassy. Obsessed with ‘40s Britain, and anything a little bit weird and wonderful, culturally speaking, their Mercury nominated album directly asked the question: Do You Like Rock Music? to which the answer from their fans was an unequivocal Yes! Continuing to explore the outer reaches, and to question the tried and tested routes of normal bands, they've created their own minifestival at the Tan Hill Inn, Britains's highest pub, set up a club night called Krankenhaus, which gives them the opportunity to bring in their like-minded musician friends, and performed a live soundtrack to the British Film Institutes produced documentary From The Sea To The Land Beyond, a film that uses archive footage to explore the British coast, and which was performed at last year's Cine City festival in Brighton. The Old Market, Monday 25 March, 7.30pm, £14
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COMEDY: PHIL & PHILL’S PERFECT 10 As Phill Jupitus joins Phil Wilding to record their popular podcast, he takes time with Victoria Nangle Hello! So nice to hear you’re back in town – and back with the Perfect Ten. Is this really going to be the very, very, VERY last Perfect Ten podcast? “It will very probably be the last live one but on past evidence, never say never! The logistics of putting it on live are often hamstrung by my absurd schedule and poor organisational skills. (Just ask poor Jon at the Duke’s about THAT!) I don't think it will be the last ten. The more infrequent they are, the more fun I find them.” The Perfect Ten's have been going for quite a while – happy 50th podcast! What are some of your favourite questions that have popped up over the years? “The more absurdist sort of ‘what if’ questions are the best. One I recall involved being attacked by waves of seven year olds twelve at a time and speculating on just how long we could hold out. I love the off kilter inventiveness of some listeners.” Who would you love to just go up and shout ‘Wallop!’ in the face of? “That would be rude. I would love to hear the legendary Bob Hoskins shout it.” The Perfect Ten has listeners all over world – so much so that you make a feature of the many locations. Where would you and Phil absolutely love to record a Perfect Ten if you didn't have to worry about transport or jet lag? “Helsinki and New Zealand. Just for the oddness. Pretty much anywhere to be honest. It's fun to do and a very simple idea. I think technically we still owe one listener the dubious honour of recording one in her house, so we should probably honour that before we go swanning off around the globe.”
COMEDY: JACK DEE After such a strong success last year, Jack Dee has turned around and come right back to Brighton for a second visit on this tour. Already well received, expect the grumpiest of middle aged men to tickle your funny bone mercilessly. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Fri 22 Mar, 8pm, £21 COMEDY: MARK THOMAS’ MANIFESTO (WARM UP) In advance of a brand new series of his Sony Award Winning Radio 4 show, Mark Thomas goes back to the country to test out brand new policy ideas and invite comments from the audience. Komedia, Wed 20 March, 7.30pm, £10/8
You and your fellow Phil (Wilding) seem to get on well. Is there any topic you really clash about? “I saw The Clash live. He didn’t. He saw Bill Hicks live. I didn’t. Nine times out of ten, that is our go to bickering point. We’re both quite moody, which paradoxically seems to work rather well for our relationship.” You gave me a rather spiffing recipe for seabass not long ago. Any other culinary tips from the godfather of pop quizzes? “I’m all about the poached haddock and eggs these days... Get a good bit of smoked haddock and poach it either with water or milk for 8 minutes, poach 2 medium eggs for 5 minutes, serve with a sprinkling of chopped parsley and enjoy.” The Perfect 10 with Phil & Phill, Duke Of York’s Picturehouse, Saturday 23 March, 9.30pm, £10
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COMEDY: FILTHY STICK STANDUP – ZOE LYONS Zoe Lyons headlines this night of raucous basement comedy, with able comedic support and MC’d by Juice FM’s Guy Lloyd. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Tues 19 Mar, 8pm, £7/6 FILM: JACK THE GIANT SLAYER 3D (12A) Dir: Bryan Singer You know when the powers that be tell you not to do something but you end up doing it anyway? Sometimes they really do know best. Or at least they do when it comes to opening up gateways between a land of giants and a land of humans that has kept mankind safe for hundreds of years. Young farmhand Jack (Nicholas Hoult) suddenly finds himself in the fight of his life, with all manner of adventures and challenges, as you’d expect from a plot based on a Cornish fairytale.
COMEDY: MR B THE GENTLEMAN RHYMER Last year’s Fringe sell-out success, Mr B is introducing hip hop to the Queen’s English and creating his very own chap-hop. The Albert, Thurs 21 Mar, 8pm, £8
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Thurs 21 March Wellsbourne Society
If only King Canute had known: the science behind coastal management Dr Uwe Dornbusch, UK Environment Agency 7.30pm Free, collection made to cover costs
A quarterly event dedicated to the landscape, streets, myths & spirit of Brighton 8pm £5
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Fri 22 March The Treason Show Cabaret bar
7.30pm £12.50 Argentine Tango with TangoBootCamp Speaky Spokey Cafe bar (www.tangobootcamp.co.uk) 8pm–11.30pm £8/£5 whole night or £3.50/£3 Speaky Spokey – a literary cabaret entertainment of short stories, music, social dancing only performance poetry and film. 7.30pm £5
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Also starring Ewan McGregor, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsen, Ian McShane, Eleanor Tomlinson and Ralph Brown. Released Fri 22 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld FILM: THE CROODS (U) Dir: Kirk DeMicco, Chris Sanders The latest animation release for Easter, following the trials and tribulations of an upwardly mobile Neanderthal family who find their cave has been destroyed and set off to search for a new home sharpish. Featuring the vocal talents of Nicolas Cage, Ryan Reynolds, and Emma Stone. Released Fri 22 March Showing at Odeon and Cineworld
EVENTS: THE LIPSINKERS March madness ensues as east London's alt-cabaret super-troupe spring into action. New skits, classic hits and all the usual chutzpah. The Marlborough Theatre, Fri 22 Mar, 8pm, £10/8. EVENTS: THE DRAWING CIRCUS: SPRING SPRAWL Join the Drawing Circus for spring themed life drawing and revelry to celebrate one year of events at The Old Market. A themed, drop in between 7pm-11pm, sociable life drawing session for all abilities. Remember to bring your own materials. The Old Market, Tues 19 Mar, 7pm, £5
ART: NEW FACES Seven talented artists that are new to the gallery are exhibiting including pop art graffiti artist Ceft, painter Cosmo Sarson, animator Grande Dame, painter Sam Hewitt, the black and white 3D work of thedoomedworks, the futuristic work of Mike Ballard, and graffiti letterform artist PETRO. New Faces, Ink_d Gallery, 96 North Road, 01273 645299. Until 28 March
ART: 32 PAINTINGS The last week to catch this superb celebration of contemporary painting in Brighton, presenting a diverse mix of individual artists with a plurality of themes and approaches. With work by the likes of Christopher Stevens, Patrick O'Donnell, Louise Bristow and Chris Kettle. 32 Paintings, Phoenix Gallery, 1014 Waterloo Place, 01273 603700. Until 24 March 32 Paintings
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EVENTS: SECRET GARDEN CINEMA Start the week culturally nourished in this fairylight-lit garden. Classic movies are played, while you enjoy the outside heaters and the inside refreshments. The Hop Poles, Mon 25 Mar, 9pm, free
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L7 SADE ALI ON CLUB ETIQUETTE This weekend you might get a little drunk, you might not... But it’s more than likely that you or one of your friends will make one of these mistakes... Don’t hold hands: If you want to stand there and hang on to your ‘boy’ or your ‘girl’, that’s fine but the people that I’m referring to are those obnoxious people who insist on making a train whenever they move through a crowd. This is annoying and inconvenient for every single person you jostle and bump with your chain gang. Stop it. No matter how big the club is, you don’t need to have your friends that close at hand. You probably won’t lose them, and if you do, you’ll find them again. And if you don't, you can make new friends. You’re in a club – let go!
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Don’t get camera happy: Most clubs are dark, so none of your pictures will come out well, especially with your lousy Instagram filter. Besides, the last thing you want to look like is the tourist or the desperate fresher girl who is snapping pictures constantly. A million pictures of you wasted is just bad public representation on your Facebook, and the untagging process is brutal. We get that you want to document the evening, and a snap or two is fine. But there’s always the one girl who can’t go two seconds without setting off that flash in everyone’s face (my best friend). Stop worrying about preserving the memories, put down the cameras and just enjoy your night!
Do not harass the DJ: Constantly tapping the DJ on his shoulder whilst he is in the middle of mixing songs is not going to get you any Brownie points. By this point he has already made up his mind whether he is going to play the song you request. If you want to request a song, do not ask for a song that is a completely different genre to what is playing (‘Call Me Maybe’ is not going to go down in a bashment set), because nine times out of ten the DJ will not play it. Read more club etiquette online at www.thelatest.co.uk
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GUERILLA ROCKS Who says the party has to wait until the weekend? Let loose with your best moshing and get rid of your weekday troubles with a night of rock, metal, indie and punk filling the dancefloor and setting you free. Audio, Tuesday 20 Mar, 11pm – 3am, £1/2/3
THE POP KRAFT SATURDAY SPECIAL! Don your gladrags and join Boogaloo Stu and his coterie of crazy fools for a fabulous night of ritzy showbiz and non-stop disco. Mixing party anthems, a mystic soothsayer telling your fortune, a late night cabaret, the splendiferous hair-hopper salon on hand to give you the most stunning up-do, as well as sumptuous collection of erotic art on display – this is a party to strut and throw yourself full blast into. Proud Cabaret, Sat 23 Mar, 7pm onwards, £44 (supperclub)/10 from 8pm/5 from 10.30pm L'AMOUR ELECTRONIQUE Mixing vintage French Pop and electronic delights, it's time to embrace your inner Francophile when you go out for a bop. The West Hill, Sat 24 Mar, 9pm – 3am, free
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e are Brighton Noise. We’re a collective of music lovers (obsessives even). We have a simple aim: to get more people to more gigs in Brighton. We have a website where we attempt to list every gig in Brighton and Hove, from the Brighton Centre and Dome to the smallest pub. We recommend gigs (we have a wide range of tastes). We preview and review and take some great photographs. A warm welcome to readers of our inaugural column for Latest 7 (and our apologies if the above sounds like a corporate mission statement best read off a whiteboard). Brighton has a British Sea Power vast and diverse music scene and a multitude of venues. It’s easy to get lost amongst the sheer amount of live music; we’ve 508 upcoming gigs listed on our site! Each week we are going to tell you what gigs we think are worth checking out. This week we have an up and coming British band, a legendary American indie explorer, an equally legendary local band, Chap-Hop and punky indie from New Zealand! Just an average week gig-wise in this great city of ours. Tuesday sees Londoners Fiction at The Green Door Store. I saw this lot a few times last year in support slots and at The Great Escape and they got better and better. Joyful ’80s tinged indie with a tropical feel and a great rhythm section which includes the bashing of an empty water cooler bottle. Thursday sees two rather different gigs. Die! Die! Die!, who aren’t quite as scary as they sound, are from New Zealand and at The Green Door Store. A bundle of energy, their live performances are something to behold. Punk, grunge and indie-pop are all thrown into the mix. Support is from Brighton Noise favourites Negative Pegasus. Monday and there’s a clash of indie stalwarts. After a frantic year; their legendary (and bonkers) Krankenhaus nights, a film score and the recording of a long awaited album, local lads (via Cumbria) British Sea Power are at The Old Market. Over at The Dome, Mark Everett’s brilliant Eels are playing in support of their tenth album. More details of these gigs and lots lots more can be found on www.brightonnoise.co.uk
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CRAIG CHARLES Brought to you by those fun-loving folks at Playgroup, the Radio 6 super-funky DJ Craig Charles is back for all those who missed December's sell-out show – or who want to go round again on the funk of past, present and future ride. Concorde 2, Fri 22 Mar, 11pm – 4am, £10 + booking fee
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★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}
Finally a long awaited burst of fresh air is brought into the mix and you’re ready to tackle a problem head on. You hold the key to a winning formula. Your hidden strength is your ability to make light of tension.
★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}
You are slightly more obscured from view as your ruler Venus moves out of the light and into the shadows of your psyche to evaluate the year. This is a great time to wrap up old projects. A good feeling may well prevail despite setbacks or delays.
★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}
A new circle of friends or one particularly wild friend may be the catalyst for a great inner revelation. Remember that all the difficult people we encounter in life are not here to show us how difficult they are, but to show us how ill equipped we are to deal with them.
★CANCER {June 22–July 22}
While you’ve got ideas about where it is you are going, a partner’s vision may clash with yours. You can be seen as recklessly bombastic and uber punk and while that will get you noticed – the shock tactic may have other side effects.
★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}
An inspired time sees you taking an interest in far out cultures or perhaps you are in the mood to embrace entirely different trains of thought. Whatever happens your intuition is razor sharp with fast reactions, so taking a leap of faith will add something special into the mix.
★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}
Love goes underground and it’s not what happens on the surface that is of paramount importance, but what is happening to you as a consequence. Love gets more passionate than it’s been in a long while, moving you to your core. The current changes you feel are for the better.
★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}
Your ruler takes an intrepid journey of discovery through the fiery Aries, your opposite sign. Relationships become energised with Mars and Uranus connecting to bring about explosive connections. WARNING: Letting off steam may create fireworks.
★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}
A financial opportunity may present itself rather unexpectedly or even forcefully. While a lot of things are up for renewal, thinking long term will help you make the right decisions now. Work that’s fraught with angst is soothed by the influence of Venus.
★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}
Welcome to one of the most fun and enjoyable weeks of the year! Make the most of your peaking energy. Could you be more enraptured by the bounty of creation? Love progresses, finances become consolidated while inner security blooms.
★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}
Home improvements or disruptions will have a decidedly positive impact, especially as Venus joins the party to help you stylise as well as renovate. Home is where the heart is so you may as well do what you can to love being there.
★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}
A huge amount of energy could be yours, if you find yourself getting suddenly irritated it could be that you’re not making the best use of the powerful forces that are alive inside you. If you’re single you may meet someone very enigmatic.
★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}
You may not be willing to jump through hoops to get what you want, however you may not need to. You’re the one whose talents arise from your innate cleverness. You are your own asset – by making the most of your skills and promoting yourself, your earning potential is limitless. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com
L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 819 – 25 MARCH colour, the daring-do. And it’s here. We don’t let ourselves down at all. And we also stick up for ourselves, quite rightly, with dramas burning up and sizzling down, celebrations erupting and sunburn threatening all and sundry. With Victoria Nangle Of course, this does mean that come Easter Bank Holiday, and then every other bank holiday as the weather warms and the ice creams melt, there are going to be more tourists than ever filling up the shingled beaches and noshing down on our dainty delights. Every shot of the pier, the Pavilion, and of course the sea, made me love love showing off Brighton. Whenever any Brighton all the more. These camera-people are friends come in from out of town I dazzle them obviously used to making food look mouthwith the Lanes, skip them down to the beach watering but this time they’ve extended their to marvel at the sea, and parade them from pub skills to the landscape too. It really is counting to Pavilion and then on again at the blessings time. wonders that are hidden in every It’s a great competition corner of my home. So when I saw forming the backbone to this “Her ‘jolly hockey that Food Glorious Food had come to series, offering a huge cash Brighton on one of the sunniest sticks’ persona is prize and the chance for the days last Summer to plunder our winner’s recipe to be stocked as immovable as on the shelves of Marks & culinary homecooked creativity, to say that my interest was piqued Any one of these the goal posts...” Sparks. might be an understatement. morsels could have won, Coming across like a mix of The but only one goes through to Great British Bake Off and Antiques represent Brighton. However, Roadshow, the judges – that’s Loyd Grossman, all of the recipes can be found online. Now, if they Tom Parker Bowles, Stacie Stewart and Anne could tell me where to get a blancmange tin too I’d Harrison – peer and narrate their tasting be happy as Tom Parker Bowles in lavender. experience from first visual impression to last Food Glorious Food, ITV, Wednesday 20 March 2013 tangy aftertaste. Tom says that a lavender taste “is a whisper in your ear, it’s a lover's kiss”, and I want to offer him a role of manuscript paper to jot Follow me: latestvicky down his ode to the blancmange he seems to have fallen in love with. Anne Harrison has a very different tack, introducing many tasting with the immortal words; “As a WI judge...” As Brenda-the-jam-lady (quite rightly, it seems to me) points out that she was entering this competition and not one at the Women’s Institute, Anne doesn’t seem to compute. Her ‘jolly hockey sticks’ persona is as immovable as the goal posts those sporting batons first aimed for all those years ago, and the WI appears to be almost as shrouded in secrecy and mystery as a Masons lodge. To be fair I probably know more about a Masons’ lodge, but that may be because nobody’s ever tried to stop me finding out about the Women’s Institute. Elsewhere, of course, Loyd is getting to grips with a certain chicken recipe delivered up by Sharran, the UK’s only female sumo wrestler, and Stacie is being blown away by an array of gluten-free pastries and cupcakes. The thing about this – as Loyd points out before even the first commercial break has had a chance to interject – is that it’s all about the history and the people of Brighton. You know – the decadence, the Regency, the
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tuesday 19 Bedtime Live Channel 4, 8pm Ever experienced a bedtime tantrum from a parent’s side? Whether your child is a tot or a teen, Professor Tanya Byron, Jake Humphrey and a team of experts are filled to the gills with helpful hints and simple techniques as to how to calm the battlefield that can surround going to bed. Interesting stuff.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Channel Five, 9pm Isn’t it incredible that in 13 series of the stalwart crime series no two people have been killed in the same way, unless by a serial killer? Remarkable. So, bearing this in mind, tonight the body of a famous music academic is found in the desert stuffed inside a piano. Didn’t see that coming.
666 Park Avenue ITV2, 10pm It’s the annual Drake Halloween costume gala, and you can bet these folk will be looking spooky in their own special way that has nothing to do with the outfits. As Olivia makes her preparations for the social event she is reminded of another Halloween in 1929 when murder and mayhem took over the building. Trouble ahoy!
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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron hits the jackpot when he finds out he has one over on Charity. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels to Florida, one of America’s prime tourist hotspots to follow up stories of fatal attacks in its waterways. 8.00 Midsomer Murders When convicted murderer Grady Felton returns to the village where he killed a boy years earlier, his arrival is met with anger from the locals. Soon afterwards, a barrister is killed in Midsomer and suspicion falls on Grady. Grady has a solid alibi, but Barnaby suspects that he is working with an accomplice - until Grady himself is targeted in an arson attack. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan welcomes more celebrity guests, including current Doctor Who Matt Smith, Gavin and Stacey writer and star Ruth Jones, and Welsh rockers Stereophonics, who also perform live at the end of the show. Rocking on out! 11.40 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Bruno Tonioli Strictly Come Dancing judge Bruno Tonioli has a chat with Piers. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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wednesday 20 Food Glorious Food ITV1, 8pm It’s in our town! The quest for a home-cooked dish to join the delights on the shelves of Marks & Spencer – and win its creator £20,000 – is in our glorious Brighton! You can bet there’ll be tasty samplings from our foodie inhabitants. From a drag queen with profiteroles to a builder’s chicken dish with cornflakes.
NCIS Channel Five, 9pm Those navy internal investigation folks are a re-assuring smartcracking lot. And spend surprisingly little time actually anywhere near water, for a group affiliated with the water-set armed forces. Tonight it’s a plane crash that gets their attention. Air, not water. Its cargo of caskets is not what it appears.
Youngers E4, 7.30pm A brand new comedy series set in South East London and following a group of teenage pals navigating the hazardous pathways towards growing up. Innit. We kick off with GCSE results day and two friends picking up their results. One of them is celebrating, whilst the other considers his options.
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6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Country Show Cook Off Country Show Cook Off. 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw’s 1913 publication Continental Guide. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 A Very British Wedding Taking a look at the peculiarities and eccentricities that make up a British wedding. 9.00 Iraq: Did My Son Die In Vain? With details still to come in on this documentary, the title alone assures some difficult questions will be asked. 10.00 The Culture Show Andrew Graham-Dixon presents the Culture Show from Chatsworth House, Derbyshire. The house is the location for an exhibition of works by the Scottish artist and sculptor William Turnbull following his death last year. Andrew considers Turnbull’s large outdoor work and his legacy as a major figure in post-war British art. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Railway: Keeping Britain On Track Documentary series revealing the inner workings of Britain’s railways. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear 12.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 Bringing Books To Life 2 5.00 Spark
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.15pm The Chancellor’s Budget 2013 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Ade In Britain 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cameron has got Charity over a barrel – just in time for Jai’s return. 7.30 Coronation Street Glass and debris fly as a massive explosion rocks the Rovers. Ye gads! 8.00 Food Glorious Food See highlights. 9.00 Lightfields Five-part supernatural drama series set in three different eras on a remote farmhouse called Lightfields on the Suffolk coast. In 1944, Albert’s grief gets the better of him. In 1975, Vivien fears she had something to do with Lucy’s death. In 2012, the family are unsettled by the custody battle and Pip is forced to reveal his secret. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Gareth Thomas: Sports Life Stories Series in which sporting legends speak honestly and candidly about their careers. In this episode, Gareth Thomas - the first Welshman to get a 100 caps, he captained Wales to their first Grand Slam in 27 years, and became the first major British sports star to come out as gay. 11.35 Safari Vet School Steve Leonard presents the series in which UK veterinary students learn about being a wildlife vet in South Africa. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Mind Over Mayhem 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 Place In The Sun Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With Walker’s words hanging heavy, is there more trouble brewing for the Bradys? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners We meet Kristy, known as the Dettol Queen as she helps a couple declutter their home and James, who was once so disgusted by the state of the toilets in his local public house that he offered to clean them. 9.00 One Born Every Minute Fly-on-the-wall documentary series set in a Leeds maternity ward. Dawn returns to the same hospital to give birth to her second child. 10.00 The Mimic Sitcom. Martin tries to alleviate his loneliness by convincing an American model to send him some compromising photos. 10.35 Anna & Katy Sketch show from Anna Crilly and Katy Wix. 11.05 Gogglebox Television review show narrated by Caroline Aherne. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 Strictly Baby Disco Documentary scrutinising the competitive world of kids’ freestyle disco. 12.55am The New Normal 1.15 Revenge 2.10 FILM: Pushing Tin (1999) 4.15 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures
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Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Revista De La Liga 10.00 Premier League Review 11.00 Football League 12.30pm Revista De La Liga 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 LIVE Test Cricket 9.30 Sporting Heroes 10.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.00 Hyundai A League 11.30 Total Rugby 12.00am Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 Futbol Mundial 2.30 Hyundai A League 3.00 Total Rugby 3.30 Boots ‘n’ All 4.30 Sporting Heroes 5.30 Futbol Mundial
Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobicse 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 Bass Fishing 10.00 British Basketball 12.00pm Bass Fishing 1.00 Golfing World 1.30 IRB Sevens Rugby 2.00 Premier League Review 3.00 Revista De La Liga 4.00 Super League Backchat 4.30 Football League 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Hyundai A-League 7.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 European Tour Weekly 9.30 Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 Trans World Sport 11.00 FIBA World Basketball 11.30 Tenpin Bowling 12.30am FIFA Futbol Mundial 1.00 Trans World Sport 2.00 Total Rugby 2.30 FIBA World Basketball 3.00 Tenpin Bowling 4.00 Trans World Sport
Sky Sports 3 6.00am IRB Sevens Rugby 6.30 British Basketball 8.30 IRB Sevens Rugby 9.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf 9.30 TBA 10.30 IRB Sevens Rugby 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics 12.00pm Pool 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics 3.00 British Basketball 5.00 WWE 7.00 European Tour 7.30 Inside The PGA Tour 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Total Rugby 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 European Tour 11.30 Inside The PGA Tour 12.00am Champions Tour Golf 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 European Tour 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour 3.00 Champions Tour Golf Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Don’t Just Stand There...I’m Having Your Baby! 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 We’re Having A Baby 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am We’re Having A Baby 2.00 In The Flesh 3.00 Stacey Solomon: Depression, Teen Mums & Me
7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The Good Life 8.30 Insect Worlds 9.00 Insect Dissection: How Insects Work 10.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 10.45 Mark Lawson Talks To Dick Clement & Ian La Frenais 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1977 12.45am Paul Merton’s Birth Of Hollywood
5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Fool Britannia (x2) 9.00 Benidorm 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 The Hit Factory: The Stock Aitken & Waterman Story 12.45am 666 Park Avenue 1.35 Ben & Kate (x2)
10.50am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 The Zoo 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker
2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Youngers. See highlights. 8.05 FILM: 17 Again (2009) 10.05 Rude Tube 11.05 The Body Shocking Show 11.40 The New Normal 12.05am The Cleveland Show
11.40am FILM: Above Us The Waves (1956) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Father Ted (x6) 12.05am The Good Wife 1.15 Come Dine With Me
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thursday 21 Prisoners’ Wives BBC1, 9pm You don’t have to be married to a chap in clink to feature in this drama, but it helps. Kim is fighting for justice to clear her husband’s name but finds her own past rearing its ugly head and threatening to be heard. Meanwhile, Aisling has to decide whether to forgive her father – again. See, not a wife.
Home Delivery ITV1, 9pm Specialist home delivery midwife Virginia Howes is going to be the stand-out star of this new documentary series, following the dramatic and emotional moments when babies are born in the home rather than in an hospital. This kicks off with three births in various homes, all with their own special story.
Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People BBC3, 10pm Lee Nelson creator Simon Brodkin brings to life a variety of other characters from his own interpretation of modern Britain. From Premiership footballer Jason Bent to pastor Daniel Doolay, the Geordie TV chef, and holiday rep Chris. Oh, and the gangster headmaster. Yup.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Real Rescues 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 WPC 56 3.00 Beat The Pack 3.45 Countryside 999 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Whitney convinces Bianca that she can get through to Liam, but will she end up doing more harm than good? Meanwhile, Bianca seeks advice from Ava who offers her some words of encouragement. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 MasterChef Cookery competition with John Torode and Gregg Wallace. As the fourth heat begins, John demonstrates in the palate test a glass noodle salad with chicken and crab, which the five contestants then recreate in just one hour - without a recipe. After two go home, the remaining three contestants face their first taste of a professional kitchen, as they try the pressure of lunch service at London’s Mango Tree restaurant. 9.00 Prisoners’ Wives See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time In the week of the government’s annual Budget, David Dimbleby presents Question Time from York. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News
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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 Heir Hunters 9.05 Great British Menu 9.35 Great British Menu 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Classic Mastermind 2.30 Enthronement Of The Archbishop Of Canterbury 4.30 Coast 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Country Show Cook Off Flamboyant flans and t’riffic tarts. 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw’s 1913 publication Continental Guide. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 The Planners Series following those who make planning decisions. Gloucestershire residents rally against the proposal to build four wind turbines in the Stroud Vale. 9.00 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 How TV Ruined Your Life Comedy series in which Charlie Brooker uses a mix of sketches and jawdropping archive footage to explore the gulf between real life and television. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Iraq: Did My Son Die In Vain? Repeat of yesterday’s programme. 12.20am The Culture Show 12.50 Sign Zone: Your Paintings: A Culture Show Special 1.50 This Is BBC Two 4.00 The Alchemist’s Apprentices 4.30 Simon Armitage, Writing Poems 5.00 Olympic Sparks 5.25 What Makes Me, Me? And Other Interesting Questions (x5)
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Ade In Britain 5.00 The Chase
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is torn over whether to come clean to Jai about her fling with Declan. 7.30 America And Its Guns: Tonight The Sandy Hook massacre is recognised as the most notorious and shocking mass shooting in the USA. Three months on, and despite grieving parents and presidential promises, it is unlikely that much will be done to change the gun laws. Robert Moore travels across the USA, examining the attachment between Americans and their firearms. 8.00 Emmerdale Declan is worried when Jai returns to the house. 8.30 The Martin Lewis Money Show Back for a new series of money saving tips and advice. 9.00 Home Delivery See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Who Killed My Dad? The Death Of Terry Lloyd Documentary marking the tenth anniversary of the death of ITV News war reporter Terry Lloyd, who was shot dead as he covered the Allied invasion of Iraq. Terry’s daughter Chelsey retraces his steps, seeking answers. 11.50 The Last Word A look at some of the big stories in the region with MPs and other prominent figures. 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 America And Its Guns: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Panic descends on the village. The Savages are still reeling from a surprise admission. Darren is in a moral quandary. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Britain’s Secret Shoppers Consumer series in which Justin Preston attempts to make Britain’s shoppers bold enough to haggle. In this special ‘sales’ edition of the show, Justin goes behind the scenes at the John Lewis winter sale and discovers how to grab a real bargain. 9.00 Born To Be Different Candid documentary series following six youngsters who live with a disability. Zoe and her family take a short break before she undergoes surgery to reposition her left foot. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review programme narrated by Caroline Aherne. 10.50 Embarrassing Bodies The medical series that destigmatises unusual ailments. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 Extreme A & E Documentary series. 12.55am What Destroyed The Hindenburg? 1.50 Dispatches: Rich And On Benefits 2.25 Hugh’s Fish Fight: Save Our Seas 3.20 Come Dine With Me 4.15 Deal Or No Deal 5.10 Countdown 5.55 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures
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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.05 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dangerous Drivers’ School 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Murder 101: College Can Be Murder (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Marilyn tries to help Alf and Celia settle their differences following their argument. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Whale Adventure With Nigel Marven The whales’ journey takes Nigel right up the coast of California, where the hustle and bustle of human activity is a stark contrast to the peace of the Mexican desert. 8.00 Cowboy Builders Ex-dancer Melissa and Italian chef Carmine hired a builder they knew from the local Italian community to extend their two-bedroom family flat. Instead, they were left with a dangerous, unfinished, uninhabitable shell and a plague of rats. 9.00 Killers Behind Bars Documentary series. Professor David Wilson investigates the crimes and twisted mind of the former criminology student Stephen Griffiths, the self-dubbed ‘Crossbow Cannibal’. 10.00 Britain’s Worst Serial Killers: Dennis Nilsen Documentary profile of multiple murderer Dennis Nilsen, who killed 15 young men and kept the grisly corpses in his flat, blaming his crimes on a personality disorder. 11.00 Banged Up Abroad Dramadocumentary series. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 Great Artists 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 4.30pm LIVE Test Cricket 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Barclays Premier League World 5.30 America’s Cup Uncovered
Sky Sports 2 6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Boots ‘n’ All 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 Hyundai A-League 2.30 FIBA World Basketball 3.00 Watersports World 4.00 Boots ‘n’ All 5.00 Sporting Heroes 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Darts: Premier League 10.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Barclays Premier League World 1.30 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 Ringside 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Tenpin Bowling 10.00 Total Rugby 10.30 FIBA World Basketball 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 Tenpin Bowling 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Hyundai A-League 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.00 WWE Vintage 5.00 America’s Cup Discovered 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 NFL - Total Access 7.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am Rugby Club 1.00 Super League Superstars 1.30 Darts: Premier League 5.00 Rugby Club
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 The Baby Bomb 10.00 Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Baby Bomb 1.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People
7.00pm News 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Porridge 8.30 Pagans And Pilgrims: Britain’s Holiest Places 9.00 Heritage! The Battle For Britain’s Past 10.00 Abigail’s Party 11.45 Top Of The Pops: 1978 - Big Hits 12.45am Paul Merton’s Weird And Wonderful World Of Early Cinema 1.45 Top Of The Pops: 1978
2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(x3) 9.00 The Big Reunion 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 Fake Reaction 11.35 Lemon La Vida Loca 12.20am The Big Reunion
10.55am Inspector Morse 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.10 Father Dowling Mysteries
5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 The New Normal 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 The Body Shocking Show 10.30 Rude Tube 11.05 Fresh Meat 12.00am Big Bang Theory
11.45am FILM: Ghosts Of Berkeley Square (1947) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Boss 12.15am Come Dine With Me
11.00am O Horten (2007) 12.55pm Town On Trial (1957) 2.50 Monkey Business (1952) 4.45 The Lady Vanishes (1979) 6.45 Entrapment (1999) 9.00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 11.05 F (2010) 12.40am Bad News Bears (2005) 2.55 See Me (2011) 3.15 Hallo Panda (2007) 3.50 Close
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friday 22 The Graham Norton Show BBC1, 10.35pm Friday night is chat night! The unstoppable giggly force that is Graham Norton asks the knowing questions with a wink to the audience and a winning smile to his guest. Speaking of which... tonight’s chatting pals-to-be are a real mix as this is a highlights show. Includes Bruno Mars, Tom Cruise, Mila Kunis & Judi Dench.
The Matt Lucas Awards BBC1, 11.20pm You may have caught this earlier in the week, but late Friday night telly is its true natural home. Matt Lucas collects award categories from one week’s guests and gets the following week’s to compete for them. Simples! This week’s winners are decided by Blue Peter’s Janet Ellis, Peter Purves & Peter Duncan.
Spartacus: War Of The Damned Sky1, 10pm The blood and boobs drama has an almighty battle tonight as Crassus, Caesar and their men invade the city, forcing Spartacus and his rebels to retreat to the northern ridge. And at the same time Gannicus’ godless debauchery gets a hint at belief after a narrow escape.
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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Real Rescues 7.45 Caught Red Handed 8.15 Heir Hunters 9.00 Holiday Hit Squad 10.00 Question Time 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Animal Park 1.30 Coast 1.40 The Weakest Link 2.25 Classic Mastermind 2.55 How We Won The War 3.25 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 3.55 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 4.25 The Trials Of Life 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Country Show Cook Off On your marks... 7.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Michael Portillo retraces the journeys featured in George Bradshaw’s 1913 publication Continental Guide. 7.30 Great British Menu Cookery competition. 8.00 Mastermind Four contestants are interrogated on a chosen subject. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Ancient Egypt: Life And Death In The Valley Of The Kings Unwrapping the truth about the Ancient Egyptians. Less wrestler-cum-actor as a Scorpian King, more actual facts. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.05 The Review Show Martha Kearney and guests give their verdict on ‘The Book of Mormon’, the musical from the South Park creators. 11.50 FILM: Beyond The Fire (2009) Starring Scot Williams, Cara Seymour. Drama about a romance between two rape victims. 1.05am Sign Zone: The Lady Vanishes 2.35 Sign Zone: Question Time
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Ade In Britain 5.00 The Chase
6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale With Charity fearing she has lost him for good, Jai makes a big decision. Alicia jeopardises her career to save David’s relationship. At Sandy’s party, Sean is gutted to see Belle and Thomas kissing. 7.30 World Cup 2014 Qualifier: San Marino V England Adrian Chiles introduces live coverage of England’s World Cup qualifier away to San Marino from the Serravalle Stadium. One of the smallest nations in the world, San Marino have never won a competitive international and were beaten 5-0 by England at Wembley last October. Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Gareth Southgate provide analysis, and commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 World Cup 2014 Qualifier: Highlights Matt Smith is joined by Gareth Southgate and Andy Townsend for extended highlights of England’s first competitive game of the year as they travel to San Marino for a World Cup qualifier. 11.50 River Monsters Jeremy Wade is in New Zealand on the trail of a man-eater. Is it a mere legend? 12.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Publish Or Perish 4.15 ITV Nightscreen
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna and Dodger are left stunned as they absorb the disturbing truth of their childhood. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Uncut Extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests as they thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics. 9.30 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker present the comedy show looking back at significant moments of the past seven days. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds who talks about his latest movie, The Croods. Top girl band The Saturdays, along with their latest collaborator, Sean Paul, chat to Alan and perform. 11.10 Jimmy Carr Being Funny Jimmy Carr hosts a stand-up show packed with slick one-liners, hilarious heckling and even better put-downs. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 FILM: Midnight Express (1978) 2.20 2 Broke Girls 2.45 Happy Endings 3.05 Momma’s Boy 3.25 Come Dine With Me 4.20 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.05 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dangerous Drivers’ School 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Person Of Interest 3.15 FILM: NYC: Tornado Terror (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Dex’s support, Sid returns to the farmhouse to make a fresh start. 6.30 5 News 7.00 World’s Scariest Near Misses A documentary featuring startling footage of near misses. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Documentary series. As it warms up, the roads get dangerously slick and Hugh and Rick stop to take precautions when they spot a crashed truck. 9.00 The Mentalist American crime drama. Lisbon and Jane enter the murderously competitive world of academia when a research student pays the ultimate price for discovering a new species of moth. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. When a high-spec weapon is used to murder a captain, the team searches for an arms dealer who has gathered his stock from military sources. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama. Doc Robbins’s wife Judy comes under suspicion firstly of having an affair, then of murder, when a man’s dead body is found in their bedroom. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 Great Artists 4.45 Great Scientists 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS
Sky Sports 1 6.00am LIVE European Tour Golf 10.00 Test Cricket 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm The Rugby Club 1.00 Test Cricket 1.55 LIVE Test Cricket 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 Barclays Premier League World
Sky Sports 2 11.30am Darts: Premier League 3.00pm Ringside 4.00 Test Cricket 5.00 Test Cricket 6.00 NBA Action 6.30 Test Cricket 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.15 Fantasy Football Club 11.15 Golden Moments Of European Football 12.15am International Football 1.15 International Football 2.15 Fantasy Football Club 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Super League Superstars 6.30 Rugby Club 7.30 LIVE IRB Sevens Rugby 12.30pm Super League Superstars 1.00 Netball Superleague 3.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 3.30 WWE: Raw 5.30 Elite League Ice Hockey 6.30 Tight Lines 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Tight Lines 2.00 Elite League Ice Hockey 3.00 Golden Moments Of European Football 3.55 Live Test Cricket
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7.00pm Doctor Who 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 9.00 Meet The Multiples 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am In The Flesh 1.30 Bluestone 42 2.00 Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People 2.30 Snog Marry Avoid?
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Madness Live: Goodbye Television Centre 8.30 Goodbye Television Centre 10.25 BBC Four Session: Richard Thompson – Goodbye Television Centre 11.30 The Richest Songs In The World 1.00am Top Of The Pops: 1977 – Big Hits 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1978 – Big Hits
12.30pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.30 Judge Judy 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 FILM: Gremlins (1984) 1.50am Animal Practice
10.55am Inspector Morse 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.50 Faith In The Future 5.20 The Upper Hand 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Cracker 1.10 Afterlife
2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 Youngers 9.00 FILM: Transporter 2 (2004) 10.45 The Body Shocking Show 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.20am The IT Crowd
11.05am FILM: Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Britain: My New Home 10.00 FILM: Copycat (1995) 12.25am True Stories: America’s Serial Killer 1.50 50 Years Of Bad Sex
11.00am Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961) 1.15pm The Yangtse Incident (1957) 3.05 The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) 4.55 The 39 Steps (1959) 6.45 The Perfect Catch (2005) 8.50 Peter Jackson On Lord Of The Rings 9.00 Monsters (2010) 10.50 Cloverfield (2008) 12.30am Lake Placid (1999) 2.10 Primal (2009)
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saturday 23 Pointless Celebrities BBC1, 7pm One of the most slyly named programmes on telly continues with its Saturday night run, this week with a special Doctor Who themed edition. It’s Easter next week so that means the return of the Time Lord himself! Tonight’s quiz teams include Bernard Cribbins, Louise Jameson, Sophie Aldred and Sylvester McCoy.
Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway ITV1, 7pm Talk about Saturday night all round variety programmes! Is it a quiz show? Is it a music showcase? Is it a celebrity interview show? Is it a prank show? We could go on... The likeable Geordie duo give away more prizes and up the feel-good factor across the nation.
FILM: Slumdog Millionaire Film4, 9pm So, Danny Boyle’s latest flick Trance is about to come out, Film4 have an interview with him they want us all to watch, and just in case we didn’t remember what a talented director he is the channel is showing the film he won Best Picture Oscar for – Slumdog, followed by 28 Days Later. No marketing though, right?
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Football Focus 1.00 Formula 1: The Malaysian Grand Prix – Qualifying Highlights 2.15 Richard Hammond’s Secret Service 2.55 FILM: Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Furious Five (2008) 3.15 FILM: National Treasure (2004) 5.15 FILM: Kung Fu Panda (2008) 6.40 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Pointless Celebrities See highlights. 7.45 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins Nick Knowles hosts a new series of the National Lottery quiz where the aim of the game is to complete a series of lists. Includes the Lottery Draws. 8.40 Casualty Robyn has to try and save her friend’s life when a day at the fairground goes badly wrong. Fletch and Aoife treat a drugged-up Easter Bunny, and Tom lands himself in both Sam and Zoe’s bad books. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 FILM: The Proposal (2009) Starring Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T Nelson, Betty White. Romantic comedy about a high-powered career woman who forces her put-upon PA to marry her when she is threatened with deportation to Canada. 12.00am The Football League Show 12.35 FILM: Venom (2005) 1.55 Weatherview 2.00 BBC News
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7.30am Great British Menu (x3) 9.00 Great British Menu 9.30 Great British Menu 10.00 A History Of Britain By Simon Schama 11.00 Meet The Ancestors 11.30 Map Man 12.00pm Country Show Cook Off 12.30 Country Show Cook Off 1.00 Country Show Cook Off 1.30 Country Show Cook Off 2.00 Country Show Cook Off 2.30 Mastermind 3.00 University Challenge 3.30 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.20 Restoration Home 5.20 FILM: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (2005) 7.00 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged. 8.30 Attenborough’s Ark: Natural World Special David Attenborough chooses his ten favourite animals that he would most like to save from extinction. From the weird to the wonderful, he picks fabulous and unusual creatures that he would like to put in his ‘ark’, including unexpected and little-known animals such as the olm, the solenodon and the quoll. 9.30 FILM: Project Nim (2011) Starring Nim Chimpsky, Stephanie LaFarge, Herbert Terrace, Wer LaFarge, Jenny Lee and Laura-Ann Petitto. Documentary about Chimpsky, a chimpanzee who was raised in a human family in the ‘70s. 11.05 FILM: Zodiac (2007) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Edwards, Robert Downey Jr, Elias Koteas and Dermot Mulroney. Thriller based on real events, dramatising cartoonist and author Robert Graysmith’s attempts to identify the so-called Zodiac killer.
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6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 6.25 The Hive 6.35 The Hive 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Dino Dan 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Canimals 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Victorious 9.00 Jessie 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 My Tasty Travels With Lynda Bellingham 11.20 Dinner Date 12.20pm ITV News & Weather 12.25 You’ve Been Framed! 12.55 FILM: Any Which Way You Can (1980) 3.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Surreal comedy from the mind of Harry Hill, inspired by viewers’ home videos. In tonight’s show, Nick Clegg wrestles shirtless for control of government, and a desperate rugby pitch relieves itself over horrified spectators. There is more fun with the Scientologists in John Travolta’s Attack of Light, and Bradley Wiggins causes upset when he waves his sword about. 7.00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway See highlights. 8.20 The Cube 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan’s guests include filmmaker and the mastermind behind the opening ceremony of the Olympics Danny Boyle, stars of Jack The Giant Slayer Nicholas Hoult and Ian McShane, and Damon Albarn and Bobby Womack who chat and perform live. 10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: You, Me And Dupree (2006) Starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon, Kate Hudson. Chaotic comedy. Newlyweds Carl and Molly are settling in to enjoy their lives together when their marital bliss is shattered by the arrival of Carl’s freewheeling best friend Dupree. 12.35am Jackpot247 3.00 Ladette To Lady 3.50 ITV Nightscreen
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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freesports On 4 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.55 Frasier 10.25 Frasier 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.25 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 The Simpsons 12.15pm The Simpsons 12.45 Deal Or No Deal 1.45 Channel 4 Racing From Doncaster And Newbury 4.05 Come Dine With Me 4.35 Come Dine With Me 5.05 Come Dine With Me 5.35 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me Dinner party reality programme. The week of dining in and around Crewe and Nantwich is rounded off with the British rock night of Russell Stubbs. 6.35 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses Sarah Beeny helps three sets of homeowners in Oxford battling it out to sell their properties, giving them the unique chance to look around each other’s homes for inspiration. 8.00 Grand Designs Series following householders who are on a mission to design and decorate their dream home from scratch. 9.00 FILM: The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009) Starring Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams, Arliss Howard, Ron Livingston. Drama about librarian Henry, who is cursed with an involuntary tendency to travel both back and forward in time, leaving his wife to keep their relationship alive. Having travelled back in time to gradually fall in love with Clare from the age of six, Henry continues to unintentionally time travel throughout their marriage. 11.05 Big Fat Quiz Of The 90s Jimmy Carr hosts a special edition of the Big Fat Quiz series. 12.40am FILM: Notorious (2009) 2.45 Southland 3.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.30 Countdown
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6.00 – 8.30am Childrebn’s television 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.00 Inside Hollywood 11.05 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 12.05pm Whale Adventure With Nigel Marven 1.05 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 2.55 FILM: The Green Berets (1968) 5.45 FILM: Beach Red (1967) 7.35 5 News Weekend 7.40 NCIS US drama. The death of a disgraced marine unearths a topsecret military research programme. 8.30 NCIS US drama. The murder of a marine brings Gibbs and the team into contact with the Office of Special Projects (OSP) - a specialised NCIS unit based in Los Angeles. 9.25 Law And Order: Special Victims Unit Police drama series. A rape case becomes complicated when risque pictures of the 15-year-old victim are leaked on the internet, but Stabler is distracted when his son goes missing with his dodgy schoolfriend. 10.25 Law And Order: Criminal Intent Crime drama series. The killing of an ex-baseball player appears to involve a group of friends whose connection stretches back to high school. As more of them die, Nichols and Stevens must get to the bottom of their link before the final murder occurs. 11.20 CSI: NY Crime drama series. The search for Mac’s stalker leads him to Chicago, where the discovery of a 30-year-old corpse reveals a secret from Mac’s past. 12.15am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car
Sky Sports 1 6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 12.30pm Super Rugby – Extra Time 1.00 Test Cricket 1.55 LIVE Test Cricket 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Sporting Greats
Sky Sports 2 7.30am Test Cricket 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.00 Fantasy Football Club 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 LIVE Football League 3.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 5.30 LIVE Super League 8.00 Football League 9.30 Test Cricket 10.30 Super League 12.00am Premiership Rugby 1.00 Football League 2.25 Test Cricket 3.25 Sporting Greats 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket
Sky Sports 3 11.30am WWE: Smackdown 1.30pm WWE: The Bottom Line 2.30 Test Cricket 3.30 Test Cricket 4.30 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am WWE: Late Night Superstars 1.00 WWE NXT 2.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 LIVE European Tour Golf
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7.00pm Merlin 7.45 Merlin 8.30 FILM: Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003) 10.20 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 11.05 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Bluestone 42 1.00 Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People 1.30 In The Flesh 2.30 Snog Marry Avoid? 3.00 The Baby Bomb
7.00pm Britain’s Natural World 7.50 The Rabbits Of Skomer 8.00 Carved With Love: The Genius Of British Woodwork 9.00 FILM: The Silence (2010) 10.55 Slade At The BBC 11.55 It’s Slade 12.55am Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 2.25 Top Of The Pops: 1978 2.55 Carved With Love
12.45pm FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 2.35 You’ve Been Framed! 3.05 Animal Practice (x3) 4.30 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 6.30 Lawson: The Hot Desk 6.45 FILM: King Kong (2005) 10.20 Celebrity Juice 11.05 FILM: Couples Retreat (2009) 1.25am Olly: Life On Murs 2.20 All Star Family Fortunes 3.00 Teleshopping
6.55am The Royal (x2) 9.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 10.05 Pie In The Sky 11.10 Inspector Morse 1.35pm A Touch Of Frost 3.40 FILM: The Young Ones (1962) 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Lewis 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.05am The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.55 On The Buses
12.05pm Scrubs (x3) 1.35 Glee 2.35 Charmed 3.35 Rules Of Engagement (x5) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Youngers 7.30 Happy Endings 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Babylon AD (2008) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 The Cleveland Show 12.20am Happy Endings
8.55am Time Team Special (x4) 1.10pm FILM: The Comancheros (1961) 3.15 River Cottage Bites 3.35 Location, Location, Location (x3) 7.00 Born To Be Different (x3) 10.15 The Mystery Of The Nevada Triangle 11.15 Sex Story: Fifty Shades Of Grey 12.20am Born To Be Different (x3)
1.00pm Three Musketeers (1993) 3.05 Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965) 5.40 Australia (2008) 8.50 Danny Boyle Interview 9.00 Slumdog Millionaire (2008). See highlights. 11.25 Danny Boyle Interview 11.35 28 Days Later (2002) 1.50am Bunny And The Bull (2009)
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sunday 24 Perspectives: Warwick Davis – The Seven Dwarfs Of Auschwitz ITV1, 10pm Warwick explores the incredible survival story of the musical Ovitz family – ten Jewish siblings, seven of whom were born with dwarfism. They toured Europe in the ‘30s and ‘40s, and were sent to Auschwitz in 1944 where they experienced horrific experiments.
It’s Kevin BBC2, 10.30pm Kevin Eldon has played a support character in the success story of so many other comedy success stories – from Chris Morris’ Jam to Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle by way of Bill Bailey’s live tour – that it’s good to see him centre stage following his win of the Edinburgh Award in 2010. Hotly anticipated sketches and more.
In The Flesh BBC3, 10pm Somehow, this drama doesn’t seem to have living in a zombiefilled world that different from living in one bereft entirely of the walking dead. Keiran feels trapped at home and so escapes to his grave where he meets his old pal Amy, who persuades him to take a dangerous day trip. Well – teenagers, eh?
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6.05 Deadly 60 On A Mission Steve Backshall and the crew scour the wetlands of Venezuela in search of more lethal beasts. 6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The people and the stories at the heart of the British countryside. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures. 9.00 Our Girl Drama. On the evening of her 18th birthday, Molly Dawes finds herself drunk and is sick in the doorway of an army recruitment office. She looks into the window of the office and sees a life-sized photograph of an army girl, everything that Molly isn’t but wants to be – respected. The following morning, Molly finds herself back in the locale and her journey starts. 10.30 BBC News 10.45 South East Today 10.55 Late Kick Off Jacqui Oatley presents the first in a new series of the football magazine focusing on clubs in the region, featuring news, views, and interviews. 11.25 FILM: The Great Raid (2005) Starring Benjamin Bratt, James Franco, Robert Mammone, Connie Nielsen. War drama. 1.30am Weatherview 1.35 News
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7.20am FILM: My Favourite Wife (1940) 8.45 Gardeners’ World 9.15 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 12.00pm Athletics: World Cross Country 2.05 EastEnders 4.00 Rowing: World Cup 5.00 Secrets Of Our Living Planet
6.00 Flog It! The public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 7.00 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires. 8.00 Best Of Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May star in a compilation of their finest moments from Series 19. 9.00 Toughest Place To Be A... Firefighter Neil Fairhall is leaving his fire station in Hayward’s Heath and heading to the Amazon to fight some of the biggest forest fires in the world. While a lot of a British firefighters’ time is spent attending small fires and false alarms, during the dry season in Mato Grosso state, the Jatoba Fire Brigade can work for four days at a time trying to save the forest from fire. 10.00 Mock The Week Looks Back At... Entertainment Featuring classic archive material from past Mock the Weeks on a single subject. 10.30 It’s Kevin See highlights. 11.00 FILM: Adventureland (2009) Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Ryan Reynolds. Comedy drama. A high school graduate spends the summer working at the local amusement park. 12.40am Sign Zone: The Culture Show 1.40 Sign Zone: Holby City
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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Canimals 7.25 Bookaboo 7.40 Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.05 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 8.15 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 8.30 Almost Naked Animals 8.45 Almost Naked Animals 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 FILM: Carry On Follow That Camel (1967) 12.15pm FILM: Carry On Camping (1969) 1.55 ITV News & Weather 2.05 Doc Martin 3.05 Food Glorious Food 4.05 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.05 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents more funny footage filmed by viewers on their camcorders and mobile phones. 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Coronation Street Jason is shocked when Gloria tells him where the fire started. A saddened Paul lays flowers outside the Rovers. Tina realises Kirsty is struggling to cope. 8.00 Foyle’s War New three-part series, set in the era of the cold war. As Foyle returns from a stay in the USA, MI5 agents persuade him to go to their London HQ immediately. Foyle is told that a Soviet spy ring is at large in the capital and could involve the distinguished nuclear physicist Professor Michael Fraser. Foyle does not understand why he has been involved, but the deputy head of MI5 explains that Fraser’s secretary is Foyle’s former assistant. 10.00 Perspectives: Warwick Davis – The Seven Dwarfs Of Auschwitz See highlights. 11.00 ITV News; Weather 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Craig Doyle and Martin Bayfield are at Allianz Park as the Aviva Premiership returns this weekend with a huge fixture as Saracens take on Harlequins. 12.15am The Store 2.15 Monk 3.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.15am The Hoobs 6.40 The Hoobs 7.10 Will And Grace 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.10pm The Big Bang Theory 12.40 The Big Bang Theory 1.10 The Simpsons 1.40 The Simpsons 2.10 Undercover Boss USA 3.10 FILM: Clash Of The Titans (1981) 5.30 Time Team 6.30 Channel 4 News 6.55 4thought.tv 7.00 Celebrity Deal Or No Deal The Dream Factory opens its doors to Jonathan Ross, as he tries to win up to a quarter of a million pounds for his chosen charity, the Rachael Dean Memorial Fund, part of The Royal Marsden Cancer Charity. 8.00 The Secret Millions Five-part documentary series in which five famous faces work to develop charitable projects which they hope will have a positive impact on Britain. Jimmy Doherty helps test a radical new way of helping young disabled people and their families. 9.00 FILM: Red (2010) Starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker and Karl Urban. Action thriller. A former CIA agent reassembles his former team when he discovers that the new head of the organisation wants to have him and his old colleagues assassinated. 11.15 FILM: Kill List (2011) Starring Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley, MyAnna Buring, Harry Simpson. Horror. After a year out of work, a troubled former soldier joins forces with an old colleague and becomes a contract killer. 12.55am First Time Farmers 1.50 FILM: I’m Not Scared (2003) 3.35 Come Dine With Me 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown
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6.00 – 8.30am Children’s television 8.30 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Batman: The Brave And The Bold 11.00 Inside Hollywood 11.10 Monkey Life 11.40 Cowboy Builders 12.40pm World’s Scariest Near Misses 1.40 FILM: Legally Blonde (2001) 3.30 FILM: Getting Even With Dad (1994) 5.35 5 News Weekend 5.40 FILM: The Goonies (1985) 7.55 FILM: Miss Congeniality (2000) Starring Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Caine, Candice Bergen. Farcical comedy about a female FBI agent who reluctantly goes undercover as a contestant in a beauty pageant in order to prevent a terrorist group from bombing the event. 10.00 Person Of Interest American crime series. Five different social security numbers dispensed by the Machine alert Reese and Finch to Elias’s plan to eliminate the five heads of the New York mobs and take over their territories. With the pressure building to stop him, for Carter the stakes are raised when Elias snatches her son in an effort to stop her from shielding his targets. Her job is made more difficult by the fact that the city’s corrupt cops are in favour of Elias’s takeover bid. 10.55 FILM: The Exorcism Of Emily Rose (2005) Starring Laura Linney, Tom Wilkinson, Campbell Scott, Jennifer Carpenter. Supernatural thriller. A priest is accused of manslaughter after performing an exorcism which results in the death of a disturbed young woman. 1.15am SuperCasino 4.00 HouseBusters 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 County Secrets 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.15 The Milkshake! Show 5.40 Thomas & Friends 5.50 Roary The Racing Car
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Sporting Heroes 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Football League 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 Sunday Supplement 2.30 Goals On Sunday 3.30 LIVE Football League 6.00 LIVE Super League 8.30 Football League 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Football League 5.30 This Week In WWE
Sky Sports 2 11.30am NBA Action 12.00pm European Tour Golf 2.00 LIVE Test Cricket 9.30 Test Cricket 10.30 Super Rugby Try Time 11.00 LIVE NBA 1.30am Test Cricket 2.30 Football League 3.00 Super League Full Time 3.55 LIVE Test Cricket
Sky Sports 3 6.30am Premiership Rugby 7.25 NBA Action 7.55 LIVE ODI Cricket 4.00pm Test Cricket 5.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am WWE: Late Night Afterburn 1.00 WWE Vintage 2.00 This Week In WWE 2.30 WWE: Experience 3.30 Max Power 4.30 Super League
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7.00pm The Baby Bomb 8.00 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 8.10 FILM: War Of The Worlds (2005) 10.00 In The Flesh. See highlights. 11.00 Bluestone 42 11.30 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am American Dad! 12.40 American Dad! 1.00 In The Flesh 2.00 We’re Having A Baby 3.25 Bluestone 42
7.00pm Bombay Railway (x2) 9.00 Motor Racing At The BBC: That Petrol Emotion 9.30 FILM: A Beautiful Mind (2001) 11.40 Madness Live: Goodbye Television Centre 12.40am Richard Thompson: BBC Four Session - Goodbye Television Centre 1.40 The Richest Songs In The World 3.10 That Petrol Emotion
2.05pm Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 3.20 You’ve Been Framed! 3.50 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) 5.45 FILM: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (2007) 7.40 FILM: Back To The Future (1985) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am 666 Park Avenue
11.40am Lewis 1.50pm The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes 2.50 FILM: Are You Being Served? (1977) 4.55 Cornwall With Caroline Quentin (x2) 5.45 Wycliffe 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 FILM: Dave (1993) 10.10 Wycliffe 11.25 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.25am FILM: The Likely Lads (1976) 3.00 Film File
10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.35pm Youngers 1.05 Glee 2.00 Charmed 3.00 How I Met Your Mother (x4) 5.00 Revenge 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 New Girl (x2) 8.00 FILM: 17 Again (2009) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Body Shocking Show 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am The New Normal
11.00am Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me Ireland (x5) 7.00 Nashville 7.55 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 9.00 Heston’s Fantastical Food 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Dylan Moran: Aim Low 12.10am Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 1.15 Heston’s Fantastical Food
11.00am The Colditz Story (1954) 1.00pm Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) 2.50 Bugsy Malone (1976) 4.45 The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain (1995) 6.40 Steel Magnolias (1989) 9.00 The Godfather (1972) 12.25am Beneath (2007) 2.00 Wendy And Lucy (2008) 3.45 Close
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Dan Lawson, aka The Running Man, chats to Guy Lloyd about running eight marathons back to back for Albion In The Community
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monday 25 Dispatches Channel 4, 8pm The familiar face of Dr Christian Jessen investigates the long hours junior doctors are asked to work by the NHS which may be putting patients at risk. Measuring their fatigue levels before and after shifts, and addressing a climate in which a 100-hour week is not impossible, this is uneasy viewing.
The Irresistible Rise Of Boris Johnson BBC2, 9pm Has any single person received more attention from a haircut since Jennifer Aniston discovered the ‘Rachel’? Boris Johnson, he of the mane, has moved from journo to panelist to full blown influential politician, all in the public eye and all with a Teflon image. Clever chap.
Plebs ITV2, 10pm & 10.30pm Starring some of our favourite comedy talent in the form of Tom Rosenthal, Doon Mackichan and Tom Basden, this brand new sitcom follows the trials of tribulations of three young men living in ancient Rome, trying to get by. These first two episodes involve a flyer to an orgy and a new gladiator boyfriend. History.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Heir Hunters 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 You’ve Been Scammed 11.30 Real Rescues 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Beat The Pack 3.45 Countryside 999 4.30 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 Bang Goes The Theory Series putting science to the test. The team demonstrates cutting-edge developments in technology and explains the scientific principles that govern the world around us. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Bianca is torn over what to do about Liam, but he leaves her with only one real option. Abi is worried about Jay; it has been a year since Heather’s death and she can tell it is affecting him, but Phil dismisses her worries. 8.30 The Great Savings Wipe Out – Panorama The BBC’s flagship current affairs programme examines the state of the nation’s savings. 9.00 Motorway Cops Following the cops enforcing the law on some of Britain’s busiest and most dangerous roads. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Lock Up Capturing life inside the custody suite at the headquarters of Humberside Police. 11.15 BBC News: The Editors 11.45 The Graham Norton Show Highlights from the latest series of the award-winning talk show. 12.30am Weatherview 12.35 News
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6.10am Homes Under The Hammer 7.10 Real Rescues 7.55 Caught Red Handed 8.25 Heir Hunters 9.10 Great British Menu 9.40 Countryfile 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Animal Park 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Coast 2.25 Classic Mastermind 2.55 How We Won The War 3.25 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 3.55 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 4.25 The Trials Of Life 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Country Show Cook Off Cookery series. Michelin-starred chef Theo Randall and cook Rachel Allen embark on a culinary crusade, travelling from the West of Scotland to Shropshire. 7.00 Great British Menu It is finals week and 24 of the nation’s finest chefs have been whittled down to just eight. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread Paul takes viewers on a globetrotting journey into the diverse and colourful world of flat breads. 9.00 The Irresistible Rise Of Boris Johnson See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Comedy pop quiz. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Emily Maitlis. 11.20 Toughest Place To Be A... Firefighter Neil Fairhall is leaving his fire station in Hayward’s Heath and heading to the Amazon to fight some of the biggest forest fires in the world. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Mary Berry Story 4.00 Apprentice For A Day 4.30 Just A Few Drinks 5.00 Life On Planet Ant 5.25 Olympic Spark: Fire Up Your Future
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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Ade In Britain 5.00 The Chase
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jai is determined to get revenge on Declan. 7.30 Coronation Street Kirsty steels herself for her court performance. 8.00 James Nesbitt’s Ireland Homecharm perspective on a stunning country. 8.30 Coronation Street Julie suspects that Kirsty may have fooled everyone. The heat is on as Jason points the police in Karl’s direction. 9.00 Broadchurch Eight-part crime thriller. DI Alec Hardy and DS Ellie Miller are investigating the murder of 11-year-old Danny Latimer, but the aftershocks of the crime continue to ripple through the town. Distraught by the lack of national press interest, Beth and Mark Latimer decide to take matters into their own hands. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 The Unforgettable Spike Milligan Writer, musician, Goon, poet, artist and humanitarian, perceived as genius and madman in equal measure, Spike Milligan was a man whose life was full of contradiction, controversy and comedy. This intimate tribute includes previously unseen home movies and photographs. 11.35 Monk Crime drama series. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 What’s Cooking? 1.45 Superscrimpers’ Challenge 2.45 Countdown 3.30 The Common Denominator 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Desperately searching for answers, Myra makes a terrifying discovery. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Easter Eggs Live A look inside the world of the humble egg. Mark Evans presents new science and new insights into what really goes on inside the thousands of eggs waiting to hatch the world over, from cockroaches to crocodiles. 8.00 Dispatches See highlights. 8.30 SuperScrimpers The series offering money-saving tips. 9.00 Embarrassing Bodies The medical series that destigmatises unusual ailments. The doctors visit Weymouth, where Dr Dawn meets a man with blood-blisters covering his testicles, advises on abscesses in the pubic area and warns of the dangers of dodgy tattoos. Everybody – wince! 10.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon returns to three of the restaurants he tried to save in the last series. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by Ryan Reynolds, The Saturdays, and Sean Paul. 12.10am Shameless 1.05 Shooting Gallery: Caught On Camera 2.00 Coming Up: New Cross 2.30 The Renovation Game 3.25 How To Look Good Naked 4.20 Come Dine With Me 5.15 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 All-New Trisha 12.00pm Looney Tunes 12.05 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Dangerous Drivers’ School 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mary Higgins Clark: The Cradle Will Fall (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax is back and anxious to see Natalie, but first he must set to rights the chaos caused by Heath at Angelo’s. 6.30 5 News 7.00 The Gadget Show Future Special Special edition of The Gadget Show in which Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward look at just how close we have come to the future depicted in sci-fi books and movies. 8.00 World’s Fastest Train A look at the engineering breakthroughs that made the France’s high-speed TGV possible, including the Japanese bullet train and Stephenson’s recordbreaking Rocket. 9.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Fishing travelogues. Robson Green visits South Africa, where he goes in pursuit of yellowfish in the company of two yellowfish specialists and his uncle Matheson. 10.00 FILM: Road House (1989) Starring Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara. All-action crime story in which the owner of a small-town saloon hires a martial arts expert to restore law and order to the establishment. 12.20am Bomb Patrol 1.15 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 5.10 HouseBusters 5.35 Wildlife SOS
Sky Sports 1 6.00am Super League Full Time 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Football League 9.00 Super League 10.30 Football League 11.00 Football League 12.00pm Test Cricket 1.00 NBA 3.00 Test Cricket 4.00 LIVE Golf: Tavistock Cup 9.00 LIVE Test Cricket 5.00am Netbusters 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly
Sky Sports 2 11.30am Super League Full Time 12.30pm Football League 1.00 Premiership Rugby 2.00 ATP Masters Tennis 3.00 LIVE ATP Masters Tennis 1.25am Elite League Speedway Preview 1.55 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.55 Netbusters 3.25 Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 3.55 Live Test Cricket
Sky Sports 3 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 PGA Tour Golf 12.00pm European Tour Golf 2.00 Super League 3.30 Super League Full Time 4.30 Test Cricket 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 Test Cricket 8.00 Test Cricket 9.00 NBA 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE: Late Night Raw 3.15 Sky Sports Classics 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Thrillseekers 5.30 Aerobics: Oz Style
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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Lie To Me 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Middle 5.25 Toy Story Toons 5.35 The Middle 6.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Spartacus: War Of The Damned 11.15 Road Wars 12.15am 99 Most Bizarre...
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.15 Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Don’t Just Stand There...I’m Having Your Baby! 10.00 Snog Marry Avoid? 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 In The Flesh 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 Don’t Just Stand There...I’m Having Your Baby! 1.45 Snog Marry Avoid?
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 What Do Artists Do All Day? 8.30 Motor Racing At The BBC: That Petrol Emotion 9.00 Wodehouse In Exile 10.15 John Portman: A Life Of Building 11.10 Whaam! Roy Lichtenstein At Tate Modern 12.10am Classic Albums
5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Animal Practice 8.25 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 9.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Talent 10.00 Plebs (x2). See highlights. 11.00 The Big Reunion 12.05am FILM: Unbreakable (2000)
2.00pm Wild At Heart 3.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4.15 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Faith In The Future 5.15 The Upper Hand 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Billy Connolly: Journey To The Edge Of The World 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Cracker
4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 World’s Greatest Body Shockers 11.05 The Inbetweeners 11.40 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.40am The New Normal
11.15am FILM: Roman Holiday (1953) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 10.00 The Undateables 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine With Me 1.15 The Undateables
11.00am Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 12.45pm Storm Over The Nile (1955) 2.55 Town On Trial (1957) 4.50 Carry On Abroad (1972) 6.45 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 8.50 Danny Boyle Interview Special 9.00 The Godfather Part II (1974) 12.50am Rec 2 (2009) 2.25 Old Joy (2006) 4.00 Close
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Britain’s answer to the Scissor Sisters: Kovak perform their new single, ‘Radiate’, and chat to host Guy Lloyd
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