Latest 7: No. 633 by Latest Homes

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Online now: All the winners from The Latest Festival Awards, plus blogs, reviews and great giveaways. Attention bands! Get involved with the Latest Brighton Download Chart. Email info@latestchart.co.uk

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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People All the pictures from recent events including Peter James’ Book Launch, the Business Awards and more 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Frank le Duc on the BHT Recovery Project

City Of... Caring

08 Bare Cheek Who will be Brighton Festival Guest Director 2014?

Latest TV finds visits the Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice to find out more about their ‘Find a Friend’ initiative and sees firsthand how the hospice is providing specialist palliative care services to children and young people with lifelimiting and life-threatening illnesses in Sussex. The services they offer include assessment, advice and information for children and young adults with life-limiting conditions, specialist short breaks, emergency care, step down from hospital and end of life care. The Community Team cares for families in their own homes in East Sussex, West Sussex and South East Hampshire. Our Multi-disciplinary Team offers support for the entire family following diagnosis and through the whole disease process. Chestnut Tree House also offers bereavement support which includes befriending, counselling and spiritual care. See more about their work in our new show: City Of... Caring, online now.

09 Celeb City Hollywood comes to Sussex: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

09 10 Andrew Kay Forget the Oscars: awards season takes over 10 Competitions Win £100 to spend at the new Dr Martens store

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05 On the cover: Take Part Festival Find a new hobby during this fortnight of free sports and wellbeing events to keep Brighton & Hove active 11 Hotlist Restaurants for all tastes: from Chinese to Italian

WHAT’S ON 12 Reviews & Bookings; Latest Download Chart Beautiful Thing; Jessie J, Russell Brand and Lawson

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Woodland Blue + Philippe Nash + Cordelia Gartside + Pete Sharp. Wednesday 19 June, Doors 8pm, £3

Latest Group Managing Director Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Production Director Fiona McTernan Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless Creative Director Andrew Kay

Art Director Stephen King Latest Homes Advertising Manager Lesley Lawrence Latest 7 Advertising Manager Rachel Simm

13 What’s On Rufus Hound in Chichester, Take Part Festival, Edinburgh Comedy Festival previews; Monsters University in cinemas

Latest 7/Homes Editor Zara Baker Entertainment & Production Editor Victoria Nangle Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Staff writers Sade Ali Mark Brailsford Jo Brooks Holly Cozens

Club Criminal Featuring the best of Rock and Indie goodness across two floors! Turntablism and killer hits. Thursday 20 June, 9pm, £3/£2 NUS

Henry Smith Ben Darling Molly Malone Richard Hearn Andy Hinton Brian Mitchell Joseph Nixon Lynn Ruth Miller Vanessa Austin Locke Christina Toimela Design Jason Weaver Illustrator Paul Lewis

Latest News Frank le Duc Jenni Davidson Jay Legate (Sport)

Website & IT Tom Scrace Lisa Yousefi

Latest TV

Val Aviv Yuki Stephenson Christina Toimela

Latest MusicBar Ruth Ratner James Charter Stella Pitt Ali Cluney-Hickford Steve Parfrement

David Cuff Andy Nicholls William Ranieri

16 Brighton After Dark Bmusic on Tom Odell; Sade’s latest clubbing antics; this week’s best gigs with Brighton Noise 18 TV listings Stars; Don’t Call Me Crazy, free seven-day TV guide

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‘For that special occasion or just a good night out’ Great food, great venue and great location Private dining with karaoke from £26 Brighton’s finest Chinese restaurant

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LATEST PEOPLE

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Brighton & Hove Business Awards, Peter James’ book launch & Your Boss Is A Drag event

2013 Brighton and Hove Business Awards The 8th Brighton and Hove Business Awards, presented by Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley, were held in Horatio’s Bar on Brighton Pier on Thursday 6 June. A fish ‘n’ chip supper, candy floss and fairground rides ensured this was a typical Brighton night out. Some of the Brighton’s biggest and best – and youngest and newest – made the 32 finalists shortlisted for 13 awards in this year’s Brighton and Hove Business Awards. www.bahba.co.uk

BAHBA Organisers, Caraline Brown & Fiona Graves

2013 BAHBA Winners

Tony Mernagh, Peter Field, Lord Lieutenant of East Sussex, and Margaret Field

The Treatment Rooms team

Your Boss Is A Drag A Miss World style pageant competition, ‘Your Boss is a Drag’, took place at Charles Street Bar on 5 June. A selection of Brighton’s business executives entered the challenge dressed in drag, competing in several rounds in front of a judging panel and live audience. The event, organised by Briggy Smale, was in support of TB Alert and an opportunity for businesses to promote their boss. The panel of judges included Trudy Styles, Dolly Rocket and Jonesy. TB Alert raised over £8,000. Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Paris Stilton (Guy Lloyd of Juice FM)

Chastity Hazzard (PC Rich Bridger)

Roy Pritchard (Costumes), Briggy Smale (Organiser)

Peter James’ book launch Thursday 6 June saw the launch of Dead Man's Time, Peter James' ninth book in the award-winning Roy Grace series. The launch took place at the Amex Stadium where over 500 friends and fans were treated to bespoke cocktails based on the key characters from the series and a sneak peak at the exciting new novel. Dead Man's Time starts with a vicious robbery at a secluded Brighton mansion, leaving its elderly occupant dying and millions taken in valuables. Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Chief Constable Martin Richards with police cadets

David Cuff (Latest TV), William Ranieri (Latest TV)

Jeff Potter (HSBC), Peter James (Author), Dave Green (HSBC)

Arthur Wing (Independant Drugs Commission), Kate McKenzie (Independent Drugs Commission), Philip Hoegger (Musician).

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ith over 400 free or discounted activities, the Take Part Festival (Saturday 22 June – Sunday 7 July) is a celebration of all the different activities to be enjoyed in the city. The emphasis is on finding an activity to enjoy, whether a traditional sport or a more passive pastime such as healthwalks or yoga, to improve wellbeing. Like much of the Take Part programme, the Active Forever session on Thursday 27 June is a free event. The aim of the day is to encourage older people to be more active. One featured group in Active Forever is the Zumba for Older People from Moulsecoomb. Zumba dance moves

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have been adapted to suit a slightly slower pace while still delivering an exercise workout for the over 50 age range. Zumba participant Marion Guy said: “I started Zumba to get out and about. Also because it is different to anything I have done before. I very much enjoy the music and the dancing. And I enjoy the company of the other women in the group.” Bowls is also being profiled along with 15 other sports at the Active Forever event. h e c ov e Bowls clubs across the city have joined up n t th e c o v e r r n to promote their sport and invite new people to get involved in the game. Bowls clubs are running open days and taster sessions for those keen to find out more So why not try something new during about this social game and would like to the Take Part Festival, whether it is Bowls, invite you to get involved. Zumba or something completely different?! The Active Forever event takes place Thursday 27 June at the King Alfred Leisure Centre (10am–12:30pm) and is free to attend. Have you ever wanted to try paddle boarding, beach volleyball, karate or kayaking? Some of the sessions need to be pre-booked, others you can just turn up for. Take Part Festival, Saturday 22 June – Sunday 7 July. View the full range of activities and events that are taking place across the city by visiting www.brightonhove.gov.uk/takepart

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Drug lesson for health minister Two former addicts discussed their recovery with government minister and former Brighton hospital doctor Dan Poulter. Frank le Duc reports the big issue

en, a 43-year-old mother of three with a history of drug and alcohol addiction and domestic violence, told a government minister how a detox programme saved her life. She spoke to Health Minister Daniel Poulter when he visited Brighton Housing Trust (BHT) earlier this month to learn about the charity’s work with drug addicts. Dr Poulter, who worked as a hospital registrar in Brighton before he became an MP, met BHT and NHS staff as well as some of the people being helped. The 43-year-old former addict had five in-patient detoxes, which had all led to her relapsing, before being assessed by BHT Addiction Services. She said: “I lost everyone, everything I held dear and 26 years of what could have been the best years of my life to alcohol and addiction. I was a dead woman walking when I arrived at the Detox Support Project. Physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually broken. DSP took me in and held me. “The sense of relief to finally feel safe and cared for is overwhelming. As you gradually and gently physically and mentally detox, the staff and volunteers who are

recovered addicts plant the seed of hope – hope for a better life not ruled by drink and drugs, darkness and misery. As the days turn into weeks your courage, your strength grows, you begin to see, you begin to believe that anything is possible. “You see others arrive full of despair and desperation and you see those who were once hopeless alcoholics/addicts, now volunteers who give their time to help the still suffering addict. They give you hope, belief and faith that a better life in sobriety awaits. The Recovery Project is a place of discovery, a place of reallife miracles and in my experience has saved my life and saved me in every way a person can be saved. “Were it not for the Recovery Project there is no doubt in my mind I would not be here to write these words today. The obsession to drink and use has been removed. I wake every day feeling free, instead of feeling full of fear, full of dread. I have regained the ability to trust and to be trusted. I have regained my self-worth, my dignity, my selfrespect and my confidence. “I have learnt how to laugh again. I am free and I am happy. Above all

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on the pay & allowances structure

The offer includes three key aspects: 1) A new fair set of allowances for staff. Under current proposals 90% of staff will see very little or no change in their takehome pay. Of those that do, the majority will actually see an increase and a minority will see some detriment, which on average will be less than £20 per week. This is not about budget savings or ‘austerity’ – in fact, based on the current proposal, the council’s pay bill is likely to go up slightly. 2) Anyone who suffers detriment will be generously compensated with a lump sump payment worth roughly three years’ worth of any reduction. 3) We are keen to work with all

n 2011 we inherited a deeply flawed and muddled pay and allowances structure from previous political administrations, dating back from when Brighton & Hove merged to become one council. The lowest paid were not getting a living wage and the work that all councils have been doing on resolving equal pay legislation through ‘single status’ for employees’ was unfinished here. So the council is now consulting on proposals to bring in revised pay and allowances for staff.

else, I have hope and faith for the future that my dream to be a good mum to my sons will come true. Coming into the Recovery Project has also given my sister (the gateway to my children) hope, hope that she will get her sister back. The Recovery Project has given me the chance to rebuild bridges, to rebuild my family, to rebuild my life.”

Chaotic Dr Poulter also heard from Gemma, a 47-year-old former addict who had several previous engagements with local drug and alcohol services. She describes her childhood as chaotic and volatile. Her brother committed suicide at the age of 23. She previously tried the Recovery Project and was abstinent for three years before getting into a relationship which led to domestic violence and relapse.

staff, including those in CityClean, to find new opportunities which will help offset the changes. Some staff members are understandably concerned about what the changes mean for them, and this has led to the recent disruption to recycling and refuse services to residents. More vehicles than normal are being found to have problems, and some crews are not collecting additional waste beside a bin and are working more slowly. Resolving pay and allowances issues without any detriment to any member of staff would be totally unaffordable. However during the staff consultation the council welcomes suggestions on how these proposals can be improved in any way which is legal, fair and affordable so that we can resolve this issue once and for all.

“Since coming through the BHT Recovery Project I’ve managed to start rebuilding my life” She said: “I am an addict who picked up drugs at 11 years old. Drug use was quite normal in my family, as my mum was an addict and my dad used to smoke weed all the time. I didn’t have a secondary education, as I was expelled from school at 13 years old. My drug use progressed swiftly over the years using benzos, barbiturates, heroin and crack cocaine and before I knew it I was injecting these drugs.

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LATEST NEWS 07 to grow in confidence. As it is requirement that we attend fellowship meetings, I’ve begun building support outside of here and have made solid friendships – especially with women. That’s something I once struggled with. “I can now set healthy boundaries for myself, which for me is something I never even knew about before coming into treatment. I get an opportunity to start working through the 12 Steps which gives me a firm foundation for my recovery, and I’ve learnt that I don’t have to be alone. “I’m building relationships with my family again and looking into doing voluntary work. None of these things would have been possible for me if it wasn’t for all the work I’ve been able to do by coming here. I owe my life to God and the Recovery Project.”

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“I’ve got children that have suffered massively as a result of my using, as have my family and other people in my life. My using took me to jails, institutions and also death, as I’ve had several overdoses and was pronounced dead on arrival at hospital twice. I was an addict of the most hopeless kind who could not stop using for anything. “Since coming through the BHT Recovery Project I’ve managed to start rebuilding my life. After getting through a difficult detox in hospital and getting to the project absolutely battered and shut down, I’ve started Dan Poulter MP and Andy Winter

Dr Poulter visited BHT to learn more about its work and the work of the NHS in combatting the alcohol and drug problems in Brighton and Hove. Until recently the Brighton and Hove had the highest rate of drug-related deaths in the country. Dr Poulter listened to Dr Giles Allen, from the Sussex Partnership NHS Foundation Trust, as well as Blythe Crawford, manager of BHT’s Addiction Services, and Brian Sudway, manager of the Recovery Project. Dr Poulter said: “Community projects like Brighton Housing Trust’s addiction service not only help those struggling with addiction to recover – they also ease the pressure on the NHS by reducing demand on hospitals from a very vulnerable group of patients. I was pleased to see the excellent work here in Brighton, and to hear that long-term rates of recovery from drug and alcohol

addiction resulting from an abstinence-based approach to treating addiction remain high.” BHT chief executive Andy Winter said: “What clients value about our approach is the level of responsibility given to them in the running of the community and the trust we show in their ability to do this. That is the cornerstone for the success of the service. A focus of our Addiction Services is the role played by current and former residents in delivering the service. This includes ‘Recovery Buddies’, former residents who return to mentor new residents, enhancing the service provided by paid staff.” The aim of BHT Addiction Services is to help people who have been homeless and addicted to drink or drugs to give up their dependence and to sustain their abstinence. The service consists of three units: • Detox Support Project (6 residents) • Recovery Project (26 residents) • Move-On Accommodation (31 residents) Dr Poulter visited the Recovery Project which provides a programme of individual and group therapeutic support for people who are abstinent. They are supported to make positive changes in their thinking and behaviour to prevent relapse and to make progress towards more selfresponsibility and independent living. The programme lasts for between six and nine months at which point residents graduate to move-on accommodation or other independent living options. Those in move-on accommodation are required to take part in education, training or work-related activities. BHT’s team, including those with first-hand experience of addiction, don’t just dwell on the past but focus on ways to sustain a productive and drug-free future. ■

08 ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Frances Hodgson Burnett – no. 13 – The well-known children's writer had a dirty weekend with the well-know children's writer Kenneth Grahame at the Grand in1891. Probably

Bez – no. 33 – After a gig at The Dome, The Happy Mondays' dancing Manc mannekin took a wrong turn on the way to his hotel, and was lost for three days in the twittens.

Beryl The Peril – no. 41 – Arts Development Officer, Brighton and Hove City Council, 2002-2009

BRIGHTON FESTIVAL GUEST DIRECTOR 2014

James Burke – no. 62 – Ironcially, the presenter of TV's often-tenuous Connections enjoyed no connection whatsoever with Brighton and Hove, a fact which made him noteworthy.

Boudica – no. 16 – The very first person to insist on referring to the ancient warrior queen formerly known as Boadicea by her current, purportedly more accurate moniker was a tutor in Gender Studies at The University of Sussex in 1982.

Homepride Fred– no. 82 – The distinctive Be-ro/Homepride bowler-hatted figure featured on a plastic kitchen clock that went for £55 a couple of weeks back at Snoopers Paradise.

Basement Jaxx – no. 9 – The electronic dance music duo were scheduled to headline at the Stanmer Festival in 2002, but it was cancelled.

• Gaby Roslin • Kevin Toms • Barry Chuckle • Stormin' Norman Schwartzkopf • Zager and Evans • Kerry Katona • Imogen Thomas • Pippa Middleton • Steve Coogan • Steve Cram • Chico

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es, the Brighton Festival and Fringe is over for another year, and it's time to start thinking about who is going to be the guest director for the next one. The following shortlist has been released and we'd like all Bare Cheek readers to vote (although actually the votes will be disregarded and someone in charge will make an arbitrary decision, as is always the case with these things.)

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CELEBCITY

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wards season is now almost a year round state. Here in Brighton and Hove and across Sussex we love them, our own little Oscars, for music, business, food and festivals, from Brighton Festival and Fringe to the Oska Brights, my particular favourites. I love them, particularly when I am involved either in the organisation or, even better, when, along with my colleagues at the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink Festival, we have been nominated. Here at Latest, we have just had our annual Latest Festival Awards. The evening started with the lovely Lynn Ruth Miller doing her show, Granny’s Gone Wild, which went down a storm with the anxious audience of nominees. After that I took to the stage, once again with Lynn Ruth, to present the awards. We started with Paul Levy from The Fringe Review. He gave away one of his rare awards, a blue teapot and a certificate. Then came our award for Best Artists Open House, a much deserved one too, going to The Ceramic House. After that it was full steam ahead with the rest and it all went rather well until I managed to suggest that if Lynn Ruth and Andrew Comben were to have a love child it would probably look like our top award winner this year – Michael Rosen. It was meant in jest and I have to hope that no one really took offence.

“I downed another glass of fizz and gritted my face into a ‘well done’ smile that barely covered the disappointment” Later the same week I attended The Brighton and Hove Business Awards – such a fun event. Organised by the inimitable Caraline Brown of award-winning PR outfit Midnight Communications, they forged a new and rather jolly format. Moving away from the corporate black tie and dinner ideas of old, Caraline served them up on Brighton Pier

with prosecco and lakes of wine, fish ‘n’ chips, sausages, candy-floss and popcorn. The marvellous Laura Nixon and Jim Deveraux hosted as Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley, and everyone got into the mood. I had already been to a sparkling wine tasting at Pub du Vin so I was in a jolly mood from the very start and soon settled in with a cone of chips and some battered fish. The comperes did a few numbers and we were off. Nominated in two categories we were praying we would win at least one, so when the first went to a competitor the tension in the team rose. I downed another glass of fizz and gritted my face into a ‘well done’ smile that barely covered the disappointment. But that was not for long as we won the second one. Gathering the team together we made for the stage and, as ever, our MD Mr Mosley stayed at the back (he’s a modest chap), and I was left to say thank you. I didn’t cry or thank my family. I did remind the gathered crowd that we are a CIC, not for profit and largely dependent on goodwill and our generous sponsors. Without them it simply would not happen and we could not stage so many free access events and have gained our reputation for being a sustainable business. For those who are confused, we are not the Foodies, the festival that takes place in spring on Hove Lawns and charges £10 entrance fee. We are the free one, the one that takes over New Road at Easter and Hove Lawns and New Road in September. We have now announced our autumn programme packed with favourites like The Live Food show which I present and Latest 7 sponsors me doing that. Favourites like Make Your Case and Bitter And Twisted return, and this year the finals of our own food awards, 12 new awards that have been nominated by the public and right now are being secretly shopped by are 12 teams of judges. To find out more, and how to book or join in our events please visit the website: www.brightonfoodfestival.com

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COMPETITIONS WIN £100 TO SPEND IN THE NEW DR. MARTENS BRIGHTON STORE

To celebrate the opening of the new Dr. Martens store on Prince Albert Street, we are giving you the chance to win a £100 voucher to spend in-store with ten lucky runners up getting a 15% discount so they can load up on Dr. Martens goodies. Everyone remembers their first ever pair of Dr. Martens. From the mosh pit to festival campsite, Docs have defined a sense of individual style for years. The new Brighton store will be featuring art installation by local artist The Screen Prince so don’t miss this fantastic opportunity to treat yourselves to a brand new pair of Docs, from full on boots to seasonal sandals. For your chance to win just tell us: Q: What artist will be featuring an installation in the new Dr. Martens store?

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with the name of the competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email. Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of the magazine. Don’t forget to give your name, address and telephone number. Closing date for entries: Monday 1 July 2013.

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HOTLIST

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summer offering is completed with a selection of Thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays. Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indiansummer.org.uk

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European

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Bardsley’s

Gars Restaurant

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Coast

Coast in the heart of the Lanes boasts one of Brighton's best outside eating areas with a huge sunny terrace. Enjoy delicious steaks and seafood, all locally sourced. Modern European fare with a British twist. Serving breakfast every Saturday and Sunday and lunch and dinner seven days a week. Inside there are three floors of seating to choose from! Set lunch and dinner menus available Monday–Thursday. 28 East Street, BN1 1HL. 01273 773727. info@coastbrighton.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner. Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels whilst watching the starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny. Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

The Foragers

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award-winning Beer Garden whilst the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades The Foragers is offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking! The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Townhouse

At Kemp Town's favourite restaurant their chefs lovingly create delicious menus using the finest locally sourced produce. They take huge pride in delivering quality food with a warm and friendly welcome. The Townhouse has an amazing location overlooking New Steine and the buzzing St. James Street. You can relax in their bar with your favourite cocktail while listening to live music. Join them for Kemp Town’s best breakfast every Saturday and Sunday 9am–12pm, lunch from 12pm everyday, and dinner from 6pm. They offer amazing value set menus, lunch (2 course £11.95) and evening (2 courses £14.95), Monday–Thursday, and the best roast in town on Sundays from £9.95. 01273 693216 81-82 St James Street, Kemp Town, Brighton, BN2 1PA www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Ohso Social

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch

Nooris

Nooris Indian restaurant in central Brighton has been newly refurbished and offers a fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405, www.noorisbrighton.co.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs

in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Spanish Agua Dulce

If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings. Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their suckling pig. There is live flamenco every Thursday, three for two tapas (terms & conditons apply) and specials every weekend including new tapas dishes and main courses. Paella, sangria... all that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun! Agua Dulce, 10–11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672, www.aguadulce-restaurant.com

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with twocourses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

Tea & Coffee Shops Drury Tea & Coffee

Drury Tea & Coffee specialists offer infinite choices of espresso, filter and cafetiere coffee for home and business use. Their Richardson Road retail store is stocked with single origin beans, espresso blends, green, white and black teas. Wholesale section for restaurants, cafés, pubs and offices, plus free deliveries throughout East and West Sussex. Drury Tea & Coffee, Richardson Road, Hove, BN3 5RB, 01273 888600, www.drurysouthern.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

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Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Light Fingered Folk hit Number One as many new names takeover the chart this week. Don’t just read, listen! 1 Light Fingered Folk One Of These Days

L7 what’s on Bookings RUSSELL BRAND

Brighton Centre, 18 October 2013, £27.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk This show looks at the importance of heroes in this age of atheistic disposability. Plus there’s sex. Obviously. Raucous and verbose stand-up comedy from the prince of vernacular primping.

JESSIE J

2 The Speak Beautiful People 3 Bag of Hammers Angel 4 The Black Fields The Fighter 5 Victoria Darby Blackbird 6 DarbyBilboa Soundlocker 7 The Longing Sky feat. Julia Fitness fatal Forbearance 8 Millsy Slug Music My Giddy Aunt 9 Jim Guittard The Sun Shines Today

Brighton Centre, 7 November 2013, £32.50/25, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Due to extended recording commitments Jessie J’s sold-out March 2013 date at the Brighton Centre was rescheduled for November 2013, and because one date just wasn’t enough this extra date has been added on too!

LGBT FILM FESTIVAL WITH BRIGHTON PRIDE

Duke Of York’s Picturehouse & Dukes@Komedia, 19 July–4 August, £13 – 7.50, 0871 902 5728, www.picturehouses.co.uk A small queer film festival over the summer – part of Brighton Pride's Art & Film Festival. £1 from each ticket goes to Pride.

THE CONGOS

10 Flapper Tunes Earth Wind and Fire Boogie Wonderland

Concorde2, 27 June 2013, £14.50 + booking fee, 0844 847 1515, www.concorde2.co.uk A duo comprised of Cedric Myton and Roydel ‘Ashanti’ Johnson, reggae masters The Congos are making a rare UK appearance here as a warm-up before their Glastonbury show.

11 2bells-SOUTHERN SWORDS DJ TGK 12 Mr Resonate The Opposite Vibe

LAWSON

13 Abstrakt & Buzz Devil To Pay 14 Sia-Apantha-Cali Vita Brevis 15 The Dead Reds Hell I Know 16 Sia-Apantha-Cali The Final Secret 17 Cantata – Julia Fitness Side of Life 18 The Fooley Mantras Have You Ever Wondered? 19 Sam Dickinson How It Used to Be

Brighton Centre, 4 October 2013, £27.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Lawson released their debut album Chapman Square in October 2012, with it going straight in to the top five in the Official Album Chart and quickly achieving Gold status.

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BEAUTIFUL THING, Theatre Royal Brighton, 10 June 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ ow amazing and how scary it is that a play, so poignant 25 years ago, still carries such an important and valid a message. Young gay people still have to face the same demons as they did then. Jonathan Harvey’s skill as a writer is superb, funny and pointed, his characters finely drawn, his story cleverly wrought. And the cast more than do justice to this. Suranne Jones is excellent as the mother, brittle but with a soft centre. Zaraah Abrahams is great as the disenfranchised Leah and Oilver Farnsworth plays Tony with great charm. But it is Jake Davies and DannyBoy Hatchard, the two boys, who steal the show. Hatchard beautifully captures the fragility of sporty Ste, the boy abused by his brother and father, he captures the gangliness of youth and of innocence awakened. Davies is quite brilliant as Jamie, he has boyish charm, naivety and the ability to portray the physicality of a man child. At the same time he has the emotional depth to convey the sexuality and emotional charge required to express that this is not just a phase, a physical itch that must be scratched, but a true and natural emotion that cannot be ignored or denied. It brought back so many feelings that, whilst I laughed out loud at the humour, I also shed tears. Andrew Kay

REGINALD D HUNTER – IN THE MIDST OF CRACKERS

Hunter’s stand-up routine is like a fine wine – it just keeps improving with age. While always being a far from conventional comedian, his new show moves things up to another level; the American mixes confessions of intensely personal experiences with tales of his recent high profile public controversies to craft a refreshingly honest form of comedy. The laughs came thick and fast, but Hunter now also exudes a startling sense of maturity that he always seemed to strive for in the past, but never quite succeeded in conveying. Inspirational, thoughtprovoking and irrepressibly funny. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 8 June 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Adam Lindsay

JOHN FOXX & THE MATH

The ever-forward-looking electronic music pioneer returned with his ongoing project alongside collaborators Benge Edwards and Hannah Peel. Continuing the futurism themes of his earlier work, much of the set, mainly pulled from 2011’s Interplay and 1980’s Metamatic, could have been the soundtrack to a postapocalypse Cronenberg film. The Running Man saw Foxx roaring over Benge’s pounding synth drums and the floor-shakingly deep bass, while Peel’s violin harked back to Ultravox!’s haunting bleakness: the throbbing ‘Catwalk’ even giving a nod to their classic ‘Rockwrok’. Concorde 2, 7 June 2013 ✪✪✪✪ Steve Clements

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

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>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES

West End actor & comedian confirmed for Neville’s Island at Chichester

resh from the critically acclaimed West End production One Man, Two Guvnors, Rufus Hound has been confirmed in the cast of Neville’s Island at Chichester’s Theatre in the Park this summer. He will play Roy, one of four businessman sent off on a team building exercise in Tim Firth’s comedy about a disastrous outward bound expedition. They succeed in becoming the first people ever to get shipwrecked on an island in the Lake District. What should have been a bonding process turns into a muddy, bloody fight for survival amid a carnival of recrimination, French cricket and sausages. Hound’s current role as Francis Henshall in the West End run of One Man, Two Guvnors follows his performance in the UK tour of the National Theatre’s award-winning production. Other acting credits include Utopia (Soho Theatre) and a leading role in the film The Wedding Video, written by Tim Firth. He recently presented BBC Radio 4’s My Teenage Years, a series in which celebrities talk about the diaries that they kept during adolescence. The programme was a Silver Winner in the Best Comedy category at the 2013 Sony Radio Awards. Hound has appeared as a regular panellist on numerous popular television quiz and comedy shows including Celebrity Juice, Argumental, and Would I Lie to You?. He took part in Let’s Dance For Sport Relief, winning the 2010 series for his memorable performance as Cheryl Cole, dancing to ‘Fight For This Love’.

Skip's After School Club: Eastern Action Theatre Royal, Brighton Weds 19 June Box office 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com

Future History Studio Theatre, Brighton Dome Fri 21 June Box office 01273 709709 www.brightondome.org

If Only Minerva Theatre, Chichester Until Sat 27 July Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk

Deathtrap Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Tue 18–Sat 22 June Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

Neville’s Island will be the second production staged in the Theatre in the Park, a temporary state-of-the-art auditorium which will be built in June while the Festival Theatre’s £22 million RENEW redevelopment continues. Directed by Angus Jackson – the director of the Olivier Award-winning production Goodnight Mister Tom – this promises to be a technically and visually ambitious staging of a darkly funny play. Jackson also directs If Only at the Minerva Theatre, Chichester, in June. Neville’s Island runs in the Theatre in the Park from Wednesday 11–Saturday 28 September, Evenings 7.30pm (except Friday 20 September, 7pm). Matinees 2.30pm. 18 – 25 tickets £8.50, other tickets from £10. To book, visit cft.org.uk or contact the Box Office on 01243 781312. STAGE: THE MIKADO Illyria makes a welcome return to The Hawth Amphitheatre with Gilbert and Sullivan's wonderful comic opera. Although set in Japan, The Mikado is very much a parody of British politics, institutions and public life and is surprisingly relevant in the 21st century! It gets the complete Illyria treatment, faithfully performed by a reduced cast and accompanied by a Musical Director on keyboard. Illyria is a award winning open air theatre company and are regular visitors to The Hawth, they will also be performing their adaptations of Babe The SheepPig (Friday 21 June) and Shakespeare’s As You Like It (Thursday 8 August). Situated in a woodland setting, The Hawth’s Amphitheatre is a fantastic place to enjoy a summer’s evening. The show will go on regardless of weather conditions! Don’t forget to bring a blanket. Friday 21 July 7pm, The Hawth Amphitheatre Tickets are priced at £13.50/£10/£8.50/£36 family of four. Box Office: 01293 553636, www.hawth.co.uk. (Booking fees apply). Pre-order a picnic for two: sandwich and choice of eight picnic snacks: £9.95. www.illyria.uk.com

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS

COMEDY: BRIGHTON LOCAL COMEDY For a city teaming with aspiring comedians, jobbing comedians & comedians you’ll see on the telly, it’s worth staying in touch with your grass roots

Ingrid Dahle his Christmas will see the release of Brighton boy Seann Walsh’s first stand-up DVD, in time to fill stockings and local pride alike. After a bounty of appearances on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, Argumental and Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow it seems right. It is also only six and a half years since Seann played his first gig ever, here in Brighton, at the still going strong new act night Rabbit In The Headlights (Upstairs At Three And Ten, last Friday of the month, 8pm, £6.50/5.50). The new act night, frequently including a more established act headlining the bill, holds a treasure chest of booty in terms of newly developing talent, and Brighton is a city that truly nurtures and Flange Krammer develops it. Usually with at least seven or eight acts on the bill, sets are kept short – between five and ten minutes each – and topics and styles vary enormously. They’re scattered all over the city, from Comedy Cooler at the Alibi in Hove (first Friday of the month, £4/3) to A Bit Of Banter at the Thomas Kemp pub in Kemp Town (this Sunday, free), with Comedy Canoe in the middle at the Temple bar on Western Road (first Wednesday of the month, £4). Throw in Comedy Hamster (The Hampton pub, Tuesday 18 June, free), Giraffe comedy (first Tuesday of the month, Caroline Of Brunswick, £3) and Hecklers Delight (last Wednesday of the month, Koba, free) for Sam Savage good measure and there are loads to catch the next big thing at. And as they grow so do their headliners. The next Funnyhaha (second Wednesday of the month, Caroline Of Brunswick, £5) has the marvellous Zoe Lyons headlining, as seen on TV, clubs nationwide and monthly hosting Komedia’s Bent Double. The next Laughtermarket (The Old Market, first Thursday of the month, £4) has Nick Helm headlining. He who has just won commissions for two new TV series of his very own and has been making his own splash on the small screen of late. It’s the acts that cut their teeth at these clubs that come back again as they grow in profile to the places that supported and encouraged them. At the same time Seann Walsh was getting his first gig, a certain Ms Sarah Millican was headlining the now defunct Sidesplitters at the now defunct Providence pub on Western Road. She knocked our socks off then. Don’t miss the batch that are separating feet from wooly attire right now. Find all local comedy club listings at http://thelatest.co.uk/listings/

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COMEDY: EDINBURGH PREVIEWS The award-winning intimate venue is primed to show you some of the latest works-in-progress from upand-coming and already arrived comedians. It is the season, after all. Still to come are shows from the likes of Benny Boot, Ben Van der Velde, Andrew Ryan, Nat Luurtsema (one third of acclaimed sketch group Jigsaw), Henry Paker, Katie Mulgrew and David Morgan. And that’s just in June! Upstairs At Three And Ten, throughout June and July, 8pm, around £8.50–5.50 (arranged as double bills so cost covers two shows) COMEDY: SEANN WALSH & MARLON DAVIS A double header of Edinburgh previews over by The Level, as Seann Walsh – already seen on the TV panel shows and soon to be arriving on our screens in Comedy Central’s new sitcom Big Bad World – gives his Edinburgh show in the rough a run through. Supporting is Marlon Davis, the winner of Search for a Stand-Up Hero in 2009. Caroline Of Brunswick, Mon 24 June, 7.30pm, £10 EVENTS: SYLVIE SIMMONS AT ACE STORIES This Sunday, Ace Stories welcome Sylvie Simmons, author of best-selling biographies such as Leonard Cohen’s I'm Your Man and Serge Gainsbourg's A Fistful Of Gitanes. Expect an evening dedicated to literature and music as Sylvie talks books and sings Sylvie Simmons

from Cohen’s back library. Hotel Pelirocco, Sunday 23 June, 6pm, £5, 01273 327055, www.acestories.co.uk EVENTS: SUSSEX FESTIVAL OF MUSIC Pray to the weather gods as a new musical festival comes to Hove this weekend. With jazz and classical events, family entertainment and a spectacular open air classical prom, bring everyone along for a celebration of music whatever your taste. Hove Cricket Ground, Friday 21–Sunday 23 June, from £45, www.sussexfestivalofmusic.co.uk EVENTS: TAKE PART FESTIVAL A fortnight of free sports and wellbeing events for all ages and abilities. The festival launches with ‘Family Day’ at Preston Park this Saturday. Check out different zones from football and golf to martial arts and health and wellbeing. The, catch over 400 community taster activities across the fortnight. See also p.13. See the full programme at www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/takepart, Sat 22 June–Sat 7 July, various locations. FILM: WORLD WAR Z 3D (15) Dir: Marc Forster Zombies! Mountains of them! And

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS Pelham House, St. Andrew Lane, Lewes, 01273 688460. Until 25 June.

Monsters University

Brad Pitt must save us from them all! Or something to that effect. Loosely based around the book of the same name which had less of a hero than a series of episodic impressions of an apocalypse from around the world, this sees our Brad set to keep his family, and civilisation too, safe from the zombies that are set to overrun the planet and wipe out the human race. Not over-reaching at all. Released Fri 21 June Showing at Duke Of York’s @ Komedia, Odeon and Cineworld FILM: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY (U) Dir: Dan Scanlon It’s so great that Mike and Sully are such good pals now, but things weren’t always this way. No, back when they were both learning their scares good and proper they couldn’t stand each other. Imagine that! Trace the story of how they went from adversaries to bestest friends ever. Featuring the voices of Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Nathan Fillion and Helen Mirren. True dat. Booking now. Released 19 July Showing at Odeon and Cineworld ART: FERGUS HARE Combining traditional painting and drawing techniques, Fergus Hare's portfolio includes fine drawings, portraiture and landscapes, as well as surreal imagined scenes, in oil and watercolour. Fergus Hare also works on portrait commissions and, amongst others, has recently completed a landscape commission of Afghanistan for the army.

ART: FIONA RAE One of the original artists in Freeze, the 1988 Damien Hirst-curated group show which launched the Young British Artists, Fiona Rae has become one of the leading painters of her generation. Described by the Guardian as “a Jackson Pollock for the digital age”, her distinctive body of work – full of restless energy, humour and complexity – has set out to challenge the modern conventions of painting. Towner Gallery, Eastbourne, 01323 434670. Until 23 June MUSIC: XAVIER RUDD One of the most iconic voices in Australian music, one-man band Rudd has been making albums since 2002 with an array of guitars, yidaki’s (didgeridoos), stomp box and percussion, re-introducing to a lot of Australians the sounds and stories of the land’s original owners, via a mix of blues, reggae, indigenous and folk. Concorde 2, Sat 22 June, 7pm, £15 MUSIC: FREDDY V & FRIENDS FEAT JO HARMAN US Sax supremo Freddy V is also a member of Average White Band, and for this exclusive show he'll be joined by a top class band as well as former Brighton girl Jo Harman, whose blues and soul inflected voice has seen her winning plaudits throughout Europe. The Brunswick, Thurs 20 June, 8pm, £7

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MUSIC: THE BLUE AEROPLANES Seminal new wave outfit from Bristol are on their first tour in seven years. Jeff Hemmings finds out more

erhaps Bristol’s greatest ever guitar band and now the proud owners of the legendary venue, The Fleece, The Blue Aeroplanes formed in the early 1980s from the ashes of notable Bristol post-punk poetic pranksters Art Objects, and have been ignoring the dictates of fashion ever since with their unique blend of rock, pop, folk, poetry, dance, art and mayhem. Gerard Langley, brother John Langley, and dancer Wojtek Dmochowski (who was years ahead of Bez in becoming a ‘dance’ only member of a rock band) have been the mainstays of the archetypal indie band. They also, in their early incarnation, featured turntablist John Stapleton, again an unheard of feature of a band at the time. First album Bop Art appeared on their own label in 1984 (the same year as first releases by Yo La Tengo, Flaming Lips and Red Hot Chili Peppers!) and was rapidly picked up by the Fire label in the UK. Tolerance and Spitting Out Miracles followed and the band acquired a huge UK and Europe following leading to their 1990 signing to Ensign Records (Chrysalis in the US). Tours with REM and the Church and the release of UK chart albums Swagger and Beatsongs followed, before the sale of Chrysalis to EMI in 1991 forced the cancellation of the first Aeroplanes headline tour of America just as their trans-Atlantic pop cross-over single ‘Yr Own World’ was receiving rotation airplay across the country. Out of step with both Brit-pop and grunge, the band signed to Beggars Banquet and released Life Model and Rough Music in 1994 and 1995 respectively. At this point, things became slightly murky as a succession of incidents including death, madness, divorce and family problems (The Aeroplanes’ membership has involved more than a dozen siblings) resulted in frontman and singer Gerard Langley retreating back to Bristol to write his definitive (though still unfinished) ‘History Of Rock Music’. A solo album, Record Player, followed in 1999 before the band reconvened to record a 12-part poem Gerard had written about the effects of the English Civil War on contemporary life. The resulting Cavaliers album was successful enough for the band to sign to EMI to release the criticallyacclaimed Swagger Deluxe and Altitude albums (2006). Frontman Gerard Langley has a huge stage presence, always wearing his trademark shades even in dark venues, and will move from casually introducing songs and making cryptic comments to answering questions from the audience, back to his half-sung, half spoken snarling delivery of his lyrics. This gig marks the 20th anniversary of their Beatsongs album. They will be joined by fellow Bristolian and former lead singer of Strangelove, Patrick Duff. Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar, Thursday 20 June, 7.30pm, £11.25/£10

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Tues 18 Cafe Scientifique

Jez Wells Department of Music, University of York. The Science of Audio Engineering 7.30pm Free, collection made to cover costs

Wed 19 Tango Boot Camp

Thurs 20 Club Criminal

Cabaret Bar

Fri 21 Amy in the Winehouse

Argentine Tango. 8pm–11.30pm, £8/£5 OR £3.50 social dancing only/£3

Woodland Blue

Philippe Nash Cordelia Gartside Pete Shar 8pm £3

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8.30pm £8

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS

L7 SADE ALI SHARES MORE TALES OF HER CLUBBING ANTICS

T Bmusic I guess that’s love/I can’t pretend /I can’t pretend

f you’ve had half an eye or an ear or a nose on the comings and goings of the popular hit parade over the last six months, you’ll recognise those lyrics as being the work of one Mr Tom Peter Odell. The piano-bruising songwriter surfaced somewhere around the end of 2012, and from the moment his Songs From Another Love EP dropped he’s been that guy walking around with a big neon sign flashing ‘THIS GUY’ above his head. Signed to Lily Rose Cooper’s Columbia imprint In The Name Of, it was immediately clear that his songs of heartbreak and half-requited love had that special ingredient of being masses-friendly and not completely awful. Our suspicions about his chart-bothering potential were confirmed when he won the Critics’ Choice Award at the Brits (previous winners: Florence, Adele, Jessie, Emeli and Ellie – single names all that’s necessary). It’s the music industry equivalent of a gold star. What does this have to do with anything? That’s what you’re saying, we know. Well, first of all, young Tom’s first album, Long Way Down, is out on Monday. Secondly, and much more importantly, he was a student at BIMM, graduating in 2010. He also spent a long time on Brighton’s open mic circuit, describing it in an interview with the (gulp) Daily Mail as “full of humiliation”. We’re bringing this up as a little heads up for all the guitar fiends and bedroom twiddlers out there, because we know for a lot of people on that circuit it seems like you’re bouncing on a trampoline under a glass ceiling, one that doesn’t ever seem like cracking. Let Tom be a lesson to you: it’s not that far away. Come see what we've been up to in and around Brighton: www.facebook.com/BmusicTV

his week I'm going to share some more of what me and my pals get up to on a night out! Recently it was Nikita’s birthday. We started the weekend off in HedKandi on Friday. It was a special event because the Afrobeats artist Mr Silva performed. There was just one slightly awkward moment when the club went silent waiting for the DJ to get back on his set and Nikita decided to stand in the DJ booth, put her hands in the air and scream “f*** the free world!” (as seen on 8 Mile). Yes, the whole club did stop and stare right at us! Embarrassed! After five bottles of champers, I’m inclined to say we were all wasted! You know you've had too much to drink when you’re the last person in the club dancing in the middle of the dance floor and there’s no music playing! Oops! Once I was rescued by everyone outside we all decided it would be a good idea to go to the after party (what we call the dungeon). I’m pretty sure it was a brilliant after party but unfortunately I fell asleep upstairs! Oops again! The next day, Saturday, which was Nikita’s actual birthday, we made her go on a treasure hunt (as I mentioned a few weeks back, she likes to think she’s a pirate). The treasure hunt eventually led her back to the same after party where all her friends were waiting. We drank, we danced, we made fools out of ourselves yet again, and I’m pretty sure Natalie got half naked at one point thinking she was a size 8 (“piff ting” as she calls it!). Towards the end of the night Natalie decided to take on the roll of Rambo and kick someone out of the party who wasn't invited and stated it’s not a birthday without a fight! Don't worry though, Natalie made it home without any bruises. The night ended on a happy note but an awful hangover, but with Natalie's hair extensions still intact. (I must say, Bellaboos hair extensions are a brilliant look for a night out!) In next week’s issue I will share my tips and tricks about what to wear clubbing, make-up, hair and accessories!

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS 17

>DON’T MISS<

BRIGHTON NOISE

KISS Who said the weekend is over? Dance your Monday night away under the Brighton arches as Shooshh bring you a blend of your favourite R’n’B and party music as part of one of the biggest city student nights. Shooshh, Monday 24 June, 10pm, £4/2

RIFF TIL YER STIFF Get your thrash on with some seriously riff-tastic tunes to keep you going all night long. The best of heavy metal, grunge, punk and more designed for you to rock out with your... well you know the rest. Sticky Mike's Frog Bar, Thursday 20 June, 8pm, Free

TREEHOUSE DISCO Prepare for a great collection of some rare disco, funk and soul tunes especially for you to bop your socks off to. Get down for a mid-week party and if your boss asks on Thursday morning, just blame it on the boogie. Funfair, Wednesday 19 June, 10pm, £4/3

OCEANA WEDNESDAY This mid-week event is a legendary night for many Brightonians, with Oceana boasting that variety is the spice of life with not one but seven rooms to choose from. Girls, grab your heels, and boys, let that man cleavage shine. Oceana, Wednesday 19 June, 9pm, £5

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week of two things of note (in my musical universe). Obsessive listening to the new Laura Marling album; yeah yeah, everyone is banging on about how accomplished it is for someone so young but they are correct. Dylan was the same age when he wrote ‘Like A Rolling Stone’; big comparison indeed but this girl's special. Second thing is the announcement of what could be the two best gigs of the year. Okay, they are ages away but both send a tiny shiver of excitement up my spine: Deerhunter on 19 October and Kurt Vile and The Violators on 17 December. They’re worth mentioning as they are brilliant bands and they will both sell out. Anyway, enough blathering; this week’s eclectic musical mix? Wednesday sees an digital/analogue clash with influential German electronic producer Ulrich Schnauss bringing his “beautiful textural music with an epic blissed out quality” to the Green Door Store. Over at Komedia the funky as hell Londoner's Melt Yourself Down are doing their thang (it's definitely ‘thang’ in their case, just take a listen to one of their slightly unhinged singles). At The Green Door Store on Thursday is one of the founder members of Animal Collective’s latest project, Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks. Avey has been one of the leading lights of the collective so, as Sarah Rayner says, expect “a The Babies dizzyingly diverse fusion, a fully immersive listening experience”. Ron Sexsmith “is the owner of a genuinely amazing voice, one as smooth as the path of the oil in a Castrol GTX advert” says Tim Smillie, and he's playing in the beautiful St George’s Church on Friday. A cult singer songwriter, feted by such luminaries as Ray Davies and Elvis Costello, this will be special. Unusually for a Saturday there’s loads going on so you don’t just have to sit in the pub or go to a West Street pick-up joint (as if you would). Cult (yep, definitely cult this lot) US band Deerhoof are at The Haunt. There’s a great local line-up at West Hill Hall with wonderful indie-popsters Milk and Biscuits, supported by more Noise favourites TRAAMS and Speak Galactic. And last but definitely not least (my tip of the week); cross the fuzzy The Vivian Girls with the lo-fi Woods (two great New York bands) and you get the mightily addictive fuzzy lo-fi noise-pop of The Babies at The Green Door Store. More info at www.brightonnoise.co.uk

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

This week’s Full Moon unearths some of your psychological inheritance that has been passed down to you from the family. With both Jupiter and Lilith making a hard aspect to the Sun, uncovering your darker side can be a hidden blessing.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You can connect especially well to women as your sympathy for the feminine is heightened and emotions are felt deeply while your ruler is passing through Cancer. Don’t take it personally when around the Full Moon your ideas are challenged.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

As Mars rages through your sign bringing with him some conflicts of interest, confrontation and competition. Your ego is well armed, just remember not to take it all so seriously. Work on sorting out those finances around the Full Moon, you may uncover something of value.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

The Full Moon is in your opposite sign of Capricorn, so a significant relationship quandary is brought to the surface for a facelift. Lilith is in your sign, especially affecting those of you born in the early part of cancer, revealing your darker nature.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Your ruler the Sun changes sign from the light-hearted chatty Gemini, into the highly sensitive and emotional Cancer. You will feel distinctly different as the week progresses and the Full Moon presses you to fulfill your obligations.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

While your ruler takes a distinctly more passive approach to life in sensitive Cancer, Mars dominates your public image and you seem constantly challenged to assert yourself, which at times can be rather confronting. The Full Moon is energising love as instinctual romantic feelings are revealed.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Tensions could mount professionally. While you may wish there was more you could do, a niggling feeling tells you sensitivity is required. The Full Moon brings your attention home, strong roots are the key to your professional success.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

The Full Moon will encourage communications and a message or short journey of special significance is likely. Your intellectual understanding is growing and you can use this mental sophistication to expand your horizons,.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Things may take a decided turn shortly after this financial Full Moon where your luck will change, this is not a bad thing. Make the most of what’s left of this interesting time in relationships as what happens next will undoubtedly rock your boat.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

The Full Moon this week is in your sign so relationship dynamics come to ahead and you’re able to see far more deeply into your own unconscious psyche. With so much in your opposite sign and house of partnership including Lilith, there may be a lot about your partner that you’ve yet to discover.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Watch your daily routine and notice what kind of council you are keeping with your internal dialogue. Ask yourself, if it’s true or if it’s helpful? You are highly sensitive this week, while you may not be able to make sense of everything, you do have some control over your thoughts.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

Romance can be ten times as sexy compared to usual. Your life is about to take a fortuitous turn for the better enabling you to have more fun and express your wilder side with less constraint. You may spend more time with children or fall pregnant. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 818 – 24 JUNE Witnessing OCD-suffering Emma’s near despair as it is her turn to have her room searched, not through fear at what the staff will find but at the task ahead she has set for herself to put the room back exactly as she had it before, cuts straight to the core. As do With Victoria Nangle a pair of bright pink yet laceless Converse, speaking volumes with their empty holes. It’s not all bleak and hopeless, I wouldn’t want you to think that. Along with the depths that have brought these poor teenagers in is also the warm glow with each victory, gently spreading across your whole chest in a positive embrace. A home visit, BC3 has been a bit of an easy target with its even a final release, or a transfer out of the acute programming tastes. Epitomised by the corridor all place a firm re-assuring hand on your publicly lauded and critically derided Two knee to say it can all be alright. In a bit. For a bit. Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisp, along with What’s good is that the staff are all striving not for Snog Marry Avoid, it’s aimed itself squarely at the a cure but to teach and find coping mechanisms ‘yoof’ market Janet Street-Porter all those years that will help with long term survival in the outside ago recognised as not being recognised. These world, where everyone wants to be able to function. days they could hardly be And, to me, that’s an extra described as ‘unrepresented’, great sly aspect of helping “A pair of bright pink and a lot of the time the those who may be on their way criticism of pandering to the to a unit just like this. With an yet laceless Converse, lowest common denominator estimated half a million young has been not always unfairly speak volumes with people in Britain having to deal levelled at them, which is with mental illness, and this is their empty holes” why Don’t Call Me Crazy their channel after all, touched such a nerve. explaining what they might be A three-part series filmed over a year at the going through – or a friend is experienceing – McGuiness Unit in Manchester – an intake facility without preaching has got to be invaluable. For all that takes in the suicidal and disturbed aged the parents that feel helpless as they see their child between 13 and 17 years old – Don’t Call Me Crazy windmilling in hormones, again – this is a bit of a offers unprecedented access to both staff and light in that tunnel of adolescence. And as one who patients, and a terrifying task for its editor. Such a really doesn’t know that many experiencing that age responsibility to these people to tell their stories in life, it was good to have the reminder of just how without sensation, scandal or judgement. In all adult they really are, listening in to a remarkably honesty, I was worried for the BBC from the moment calm and enlightening discussion on the very nature the cameras started to roll and the first child-adult of their illnesses. swung into view smiling disarmingly at the lens as I don’t know if I would say that I was looking they joined the facility. But then, this is not easy forward to the next episode of Don’t Call Me Crazy, viewing. And that’s exactly right. but I’m so glad that BBC3 has made it. I will watch it From 17-year-old Beth’s steely determination not if I can. And cross my fingers that Beth will eat. to eat – if possible, ever again – to Gill’s wildly Don’t Call Me Crazy, BBC3, Monday 24 June fluctuating moods that see her yo-yo in and out of the acute corridor and her fresh raw self-inflicted wounds across her forearm, these are deeply Follow me: latestvicky vulnerable and yet breath-takingly strong people.

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tuesday 18 Iain Banks – Raw Spirit: A Review Show Special BBC2, 10pm Following the critically acclaimed author’s terminal diagnosis in April, Kirsty Wark talks to Iain Banks about his career, life, and facing up to death. With the reaction of affection and support from his fans upon the news, and his recent passing, this is a poignant last interview.

How To Find Love Online Channel 4, 10.35pm The queen of searching for all the answers for hip twenty- and thirty-somethings – Dawn Porter – turns her attention to online dating. She’s done moist towelettes, now this. Actually, it’s a rather informative two-part guide charting the pitfalls and opportunities not to be missed, meeting datees and experts.

The Call Centre BBC3, 9pm What do you do when you pride yourself on running an unorthodox call centre and your two biggest sellers are getting more and more difficult to manage? You get creative! Look out Chickenhead and Griff. Plus, Hayley wants to prove her organisational skills. She’s got her work cut out here.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 11.30 Cowboy Trap 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Perfection 3.45 Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Max’s plan to help Lauren backfires, and Tanya is hurt when she sees her vulnerable daughter so helpless. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City When Herzig patient Lexi is unexpectedly re-admitted onto Darwin, Ollie is forced to confront his emotions over the loss of Tara. 9.00 Frankie Drama series. Frankie’s stalker behaves ever more strangely, deeply unsettling her and taking it beyond a joke. Andy and Ian are thrown together as a result of a vicious dog attack, and they cement their rivalry for Frankie’s heart. Who will Frankie choose? 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 D-Day: The Last Heroes In the first of a two-part series, historian Dan Snow examines how two years of meticulous planning, espionage and the analysis of millions of three-dimensional aerial photographs helped the Allied Forces gain a foothold in northern France. 11.35 FILM: Biker Boyz (2003) Starring Laurence Fishburne, Derek Luke, Orlando Jones. Fast-action drama. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 7.35 Cowboy Trap 8.20 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 Country Show Cook Off 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Flog It!

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Father Brown Drama series based on the novels of G.K. Chesterton. 7.15 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts James Braxton and Thomas Plant continue their tour of north east England. 8.00 Airport Live The second episode of this series behind the scenes at Heathrow airport. Dan Snow is in the air traffic control tower where controllers handle some 1,400 landings and departures every day. 9.00 The Route Masters: Running London’s Roads Series revealing how TFL and the police keep London’s roads moving in the face of extreme pressure. This episode follows the TFL staff who try to keep a city constantly on the verge of gridlock moving. 10.00 Iain Banks - Raw Spirit: A Review Show Special See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Rise Of The Continents Professor Iain Stewart uncovers the mysterious history of Australia. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Apprentice 1.20 Sign Zone: Alex Polizzi – The Fixer Returns 4.00 In My Shoes Plus: China 4.40 In My Shoes Plus: Germany 5.00 William Whiskerson (x6)

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6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona’s first session with her support group does not go as planned. 7.30 Nature’s Newborns Documentary. Prepare for a YouTube influx of sweet baby critters. 8.00 Animal Heroes Series about the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, which focuses on the unique bond between soldiers and animals. Sixteen trainee dog handlers reach the final stages of their training. 9.00 Royal Windsor’s Big Week 2013 marks the 70th anniversary of the Royal Windsor Horse Show and the 60th anniversary of the coronation of the Queen. This documentary follows the team responsible for putting on the show so that everything turns out perfectly and nothing is left to chance. It includes classes which cover grass roots competitors and members of pony clubs through to internationally recognised riders. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Real Crime: Bombers On The Run Mark Austin presents a programme revealing the police investigation behind the attempted bombings in London on 21 July 2005. 11.35 In Plain Sight Drama series. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.40 Three In A Bed 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s the day of the wedding, but will the path of true love run smooth for Dr Browning and Mercedes? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Something For Nothing First of a two-part documentary series. Consumer journalist Harry Wallop discovers how to live well for free. Harry takes on some of life’s luxuries. 9.00 Child Genius Documentary series following the lives of ten gifted children growing up in Britain and their progress through a competition run by British Mensa. This time, it is the general knowledge and memory round. 10.00 Dates Drama series. Erica is a beautiful young lesbian girl who can’t pluck up the courage to tell her traditional Chinese family who she really is. 10.35 How To Find Love Online See highlights. 11.35 Random Acts 11.40 Greatest Shows On Earth 12.40am Royal Ascot Highlights 1.10 Pokerstars.co.uk EPT Barcelona 2.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.35 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 3.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.30 British Rallycross Championship 3.55 FIM World Superbikes 4.25 Transvulcania 4.55 London Nocturne 5.50 SuperScrimpers

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Thicker Than Water (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy tries to catch up with Spencer to win him back, but his focus is on Rosie and he offers to go with her to the hospital for a check up. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Monkey Life Series about Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. Alison collects ten stumptailed macaques from a research facility in Edinburgh. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series. RAF Rescue 137 races to a hang-glider who has crashed on Britain’s highest mountain, Ben Nevis. 8.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Reality series following the lives of the natives and expats who live in Gibraltar. Dark clouds close in on the rock, causing chaos at the airport. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. A high school reunion proves to be a deadly affair, but as one life finishes another one starts. 10.00 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies Emma Willis presents coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am CSI: Miami 12.55 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 LIVE Rugby Union 1.15pm Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 3.15 TBA 3.30 Football’s Greatest 4.00 Football’s Greatest 4.30 LIVE International Football 7.30 Football Gold 7.45 Football Gold 8.00 Rugby Union 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Football Gold 9.45 Football Gold 10.00 TBA 11.30 Time Of Our Lives 12.30am Rugby Union 1.30 Football Asia 2.00 Live NBA 5.00 Football Asia 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Golf: US Open 11.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 12.30pm Golf: US Open 3.30 Lions Legends: Mervyn Davies 3.45 Lions Legends: Welsh Wizards 4.00 Rugby Union 5.00 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 7.30 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 10.00 TBA 11.00 Super League Backchat 11.30 Poker 12.30am TBA 3.00 Lions Legends: Martin Johnson 3.15 TBA 4.15 Lions Legends: Martin Johnson 4.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Cycling 7.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 9.00 Super League 10.30 Thrillseekers 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Cycling 1.00 Thrillseekers 1.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 2.00 Super League 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 World Cup Of Pool 5.00 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 TBA 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 10.30 Golfing World 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00am European Seniors Tour Golf 1.00 TBA 1.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2.30 TBA 3.30 European Seniors Tour Golf 4.30 European Tour Golf 5.30 Golfing World

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8.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter (x2) 9.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Touch 9.00 Mad Dogs 10.00 FILM: Chain Reaction (1996) 12.05am Revolution 1.05 Hawaii Five-0 2.05 Road Wars (x2)

7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 The Call Centre. See highlights. 10.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Call Centre 1.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.00 The Best Sport Film Ever! 2.30 New: Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 9.00 Beautiful Thing: A Passion For Porcelain 10.00 A303: Highway To The Sun 11.00 Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 12.00am Precision: The Measure Of All Things 1.00 Parks And Recreation (x2) 1.45 A303: Highway To The Sun

3.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Magaluf Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.45 Lemon La Vida Loca 12.30am America’s Got Talent

12.10pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 On The Buses 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Happy Endings 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.10am FILM: A Town Like Alice (1956) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Nashville 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.10 Simon Hopkinson Cooks

11.00am The Edge Of The World (1937) 12.30pm Storm Over The Nile (1955) 2.40 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 4.45 Love Story (1970) 6.45 27 Dresses (2008) 9.00 127 Hours (2010) 10.50 Copycat (1995) 1.10am The Piano (1993) 3.35 Close

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wednesday 19 Horizon: Fracking – The New Energy Rush BBC2, 9pm This description of the new and controversial energy rush for natural gas deep underground is also used as an expletive by fans of the sci-fi show Battlestar Gallactica. It’s an expletive to many green demonstrators against it too. The story behind the new ecological Big Bad.

Scientologists At War Channel 4, 11.40pm Much has been said about scientologists, and much has been said about what can’t be said about scientologists – due to alleged litigious behaviour. This looks closely not only at the independent Scientology movement, but also at the high level defectors who have publicly renounced their membership.

Up The Women BBC4, 11pm BBC Radio stalwart Sandi Toksvig joins the cast this week of early 20th century feminists as The Banbury Intricate Craft Circle make their bid to officially win approval to join the Women’s Social and Political Union. You can bet Sandi will hold authority in that get-up, but will our girls win her respect?

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 7.30 Cowboy Trap 8.15 Chefs: Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is 9.00 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 9.30 Monty Don’s French Gardens 10.30 Country Show Cook Off 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Tennis: Eastbourne 5.15 Flog It!

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Summer Solstice (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Time Of Our Lives 10.00 Live Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 7.00pm TBA 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 TBA 11.30 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 1.30am FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 5.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rhys Jones’s Wildlife Patrol Dr Rhys Jones encounters a scorpion sent through the post and is called in to oversee a case of suspected deer poaching. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Last in the current series of Watchdog, with topical reports and investigations into the big company names and smaller rogues. 9.00 The Apprentice Business competition. Love is in the air this week as the candidates are called to London’s busiest registry office, Marylebone Town Hall. There, Lord Sugar tells them that this week’s task is to come up with a new online dating concept backed up by an original advertising campaign. One team decides to target young professionals while the other team settle on the over 50s. Half head off to take the pulse of the public while the rest work on the websites. But there is trouble in paradise for some as market research throws up some surprising results and an explosive move leaves the candidates in disarray. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 MOTD Live: Italy v Japan MOTD Live: Italy v Japan. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Father Brown Drama series based on the novels of G.K. Chesterton. 7.15 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts James Braxton and Thomas Plant travel from Darlington in County Durham to Bedale in North Yorkshire. 8.00 Airport Live The third episode of this series behind the series at Heathrow airport. Dan Snow is at the heart of the airport in air traffic control and the programme follows live as a long haul flight is prepared for take off. 9.00 Horizon: Fracking – The New Energy Rush See highlights. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired One candidate is knocked out of the running to be Lord Sugar’s business partner after creating a dating website. Amongst the panel are comedian Mark Watson and bestselling author Marian Keyes. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Route Masters: Running London’s Roads Series revealing how TFL and the police keep London’s roads moving in the face of extreme pressure. 12.20am Sign Zone: Toughest Place To Be A... 4.00 One Hundred Years Of The Women’s Movement 4.30 Divine Women 5.00 Life On Planet Ant – Learning Zone 5.25 Curious Cat

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan is forced to act when a body is found at the Glamping site. 7.30 Coronation Street A fraught David finds himself on the edge. Michelle and Katy leave Steve and Ryan to it. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs The couples hoping to win big this time are actress Angela Griffin and her husband, actor Jason Milligan, TV Presenter and cleaning expert Kim Woodburn and her husband Peter Woodburn, and comedian Ed Byrne and his wife Claire Walker. 9.00 Love And Marriage The comedy drama series continues, following housewife Pauline Paradise as she embarks on a new life away from her family. In the third episode, Kevin’s financial woes lead him to commit another desperate act. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Joanna Lumley’s Nile Joanna Lumley explores the longest river in the world, the Nile. In this episode, she follows the Nile into the remote deserts of northern Sudan. 11.35 The Dales On the edge of Nidderdale in Ripley Castle, former employee Patsy Campbell returns to marry her fiance Daniel Higgins. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: A Stitch In Crime 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Can Mercedes forgive and forget? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Hollywood Me Series in which interior designer to the stars Martyn Lawrence Bullard jets unsuspecting Brits to LA for a surprise makeover while secretly giving their home the Hollywood treatment too. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. This edition focuses on the responsibility of caring for older relatives. 10.00 Dates Drama series. Lorry driver David is trying to put the hypnotic spell of Mia behind him. But meeting Ellie, who has comprehensively lied about her age, is not the solution he is looking for. 10.35 Confessions Of An Alien Abductee Documentary. 11.35 Random Acts 11.40 Scientologists At War See highlights. 12.40am MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 12.55 Royal Ascot Highlights 1.25 One Born Every Minute USA 2.20 FILM: Flight 93 (2006) 3.50 Location, Location, Location 4.45 Countdown 5.30 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard 5.55 SuperScrimpers

6.00 Home And Away Spencer makes it clear to Maddy that he is supporting Rosie just as a friend. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Paul Merton In India Series following Paul Merton as he travels through India. Beginning in Delhi, Paul enjoys a course in etiquette before taking a ride on a stationary plane and finding out about the city’s street monkeys. 8.00 Emergency Bikers Action-packed documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. Biker paramedic Steve Harris has a hard time treating the driver of a crashed car. Biker cop Martin Ackers recreates the final moments of a fatal motorcycle accident to find out what went wrong. 9.00 NCIS American crime drama. In this episode, the team investigate after a dead man and some classified Navy documents are found in the burnt-out warehouse of an electrical manufacturer. 10.00 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies Emma Willis presents coverage of all the latest events from the house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am 2013 National Heads-Up Poker Championships 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 NBA 10.00 World Cup Of Pool 11.00 Australian Ironman 12.00pm Super League Backchat 12.30 Football Asia 1.00 European Tour Golf 2.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Super League Backchat 4.00 NBA 5.00 NFL: Inside The Jaguars 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 NBA 8.00 TBA 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 NFL: Inside The Jaguars 12.00am TBA 2.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3.00 Boots ‘n’ All 4.00 Total Rugby 4.30 NFL: Inside The Jaguars 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 3 6.00am British Motocross Championship 7.00 Super League Backchat 7.30 Golfing World 8.00 Ladies’ European Tour Golf 9.00 European Seniors Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm NBA 1.00 British Motocross Championship 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 DTM Motor Racing 4.00 TBA 8.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 10.00 Asian Tour Golf 10.30 European Tour Weekly 11.00 Inside The PGA Tour 11.30 Watersports World 12.30am Golf 1.30 Elite League Speedway 3.30 F3 Euroseries 4.30 Golf 5.30 FIBA World Basketball

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 LIVE: MOTD Live: Brazil v Mexico 10.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) ]11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am New: Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Live At The Apollo (x2) 2.00 The Call Centre 3.00 New: Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 9.00 Who Killed The Honey Bee? 10.00 Quick Cuts 10.30 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 11.00 Up The Women. See highlights. 11.30 The Dark Ages: An Age Of Light 12.30am Michael Grade & The World’s Oldest Joke

3.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Celebrity Juice 12.35am America’s Got Talent

2.10pm The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 Elizabeth: Queen, Wife, Mother 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.40 Law & Order: UK 12.40am Pie In The Sky

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Hot Shots! (1991) 9.45 Rude Tube 10.50 Made In Chelsea 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am New Girl

11.00am FILM: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Alps Murders 10.00 The Sex Clinic 11.05 The Good Wife 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.10 The Alps Murders

11.00am Jesse James (1939) 1.05pm Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 2.50 The Spoilers (1955) 4.30 The Devil At 4 O’Clock (1961) 7.00 Picture Perfect (1997) 9.00 Unstoppable (2010) 10.55 Devil (2010) 12.30am F (2010) 2.05 You The Living (2007) 4.00 Close

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thursday 20 The Girl With 7 Mums Channel Five, 9pm We normally associate polygamous families with mormons and Salt Lake City, far away. So this story of 10-year-old Ellie Sharpe, whose dad is a Messianic Jew and heads Britain’s only openly polygamous family, really brings it home. After ten years together, the cracks in this unusual family are showing.

Bi-Curious Me Channel 4, 10pm Following the stories of three women who, despite not previously considering themselves to be bi-sexual, have embraced a different approach to sexuality. With 26-year-old Hayley and 30year-old Sophie is it a sign of their times? And what about 57-year-old Jill? It’s all about the love, really.

The Good Wife More4, 9pm It’s the season finale, which means the day of Peter’s gubernatorial election is here and wouldn’t you know it – Zach spots a ballot box with a broken seal. Gulp. Might this be vote tampering? Alicia, Will and Diane race to get the votes thrown out through emergency court proceedings.

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Canada 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.40 Three In A Bed 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 LIVE Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 7.00pm TBA 7.30 Barclays Premier League World 8.00 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00am Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 2.00 Live NBA 5.00 Football Gold 5.15 Football Gold 5.30 Super League Superstars

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Bianca is alarmed when she lets a stranger into the house without realising. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Michael is back with a last ditch attempt to stop Lorraine from turning Waterloo Road into a feepaying academy. If his efforts fail it spells the end of both his headship and his relationship with Christine. 9.00 Life Savers Documentary. This episode explores how the major trauma network rushes critical patients to the world-famous hub at Addenbrookes Hospital in Cambridge, and the difficult decisions doctors face when trying to save a life. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents Question Time from London. On the panel are Ed Davey MP, secretary of state for energy and climate change; Dame Tessa Jowell MP, Labour’s former minister for the Olympics; Boris Johnson, the Conservative mayor of London; comedian Russell Brand; and Daily Mail columnist Melanie Phillips. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Father Brown Drama series based on the novels of GK Chesterton. 7.15 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts James Braxton and Thomas Plant continue their north east odyssey. 8.00 Airport Live In the final episode of the live behind the scenes series from Heathrow, Dan Snow sees if he has got what it takes to be an air traffic controller and Anita Rani finds out how tomorrow’s planes might offer a quieter future. 9.00 Flights And Fights: Inside The Low Cost Airlines Exposing documentary focussing on our familiar low cost flights. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week’s news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Nathan Caton. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 12.20am Sign Zone: Elderly Care: Condition Critical? – Panorama 4.00 The Genius Of Invention – Learning Zone 4.30 The Science Of Space Dive Learning Zone 5.00 Play On! 5.25 Dance With The Elements

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie unearths Declan’s cover-up and is faced with a dilemma. 7.30 Britain Likes A Bet: Tonight Martin Geissler investigates why Britain is said to have nearly half a million problem gamblers – and are online games putting our children at risk? 8.00 Emmerdale Katie realises she has found the perfect way to get revenge on Declan. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady presents another episode of the award-winning show’s second series as he works alongside the staff and canine residents of Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. 9.00 Happy Families Documentary series which focuses on what it means to be a family in Britain today. In Kent, Keith and Carole have 22 years of experience as parents, but they have their hands full in a house with eight children, six of whom are over 18. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Royal Windsor’s Big Week Another chance to catch Tuesday’s programme. 11.35 The Last Word Political show. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 Britain Likes A Bet: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine makes Patrick an offer he can’t refuse. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Compare Your Life Reality series in which Carlton Hood, the former CEO of Confused.com, helps people to achieve their dreams using the same principles as price comparison websites. Pete and Inney want to start a family business which will enable them to spend more time with their two children. 9.00 First Dates Documentary series. With nine million Brits now looking for love online, this series aims to get inside the experience of what it’s like to meet potential partners online, following eight new couples each week as they meet up in the First Dates restaurant. 10.00 Bi-Curious Me See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. 12.10am The Human Mannequin Teenager 1.10 Royal Ascot Highlights 1.40 Edward VIII: The Lion King 2.35 How To Find Love Online 3.30 How Councils Waste Your Money: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.00 Food Unwrapped 4.30 Wild Things 5.00 Location, Location, Location 5.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 8.55 Milkshake! Show Songs 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: NY 3.10 FILM: Summer Solstice (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Jett tells Marilyn he broke up with Nina because it did not feel right to be happy so soon after Gina’s death. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 The Hotel Inspector Award-winning hotelier Alex Polizzi has 20 years’ experience of working in some of the most prestigious establishments in the world. Now she is on a crusade to transform Britain’s most desperate hotels and b&bs. 8.00 Cowboy Traders Documentary series exposing rogue traders. In West Sussex, Dom and Melinda are on the trail of a puppy trader who has been selling sick puppies to unsuspecting pet-lovers. The team goes undercover to expose the seller and ends up rescuing two dangerously ill puppies in the process. 9.00 The Girl With 7 Mums See highlights. 10.00 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies Emma Willis presents coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Emma Willis. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS (x2)

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE: Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Total Rugby 9.30 Asian Tour Golf 10.00 European Tour Weekly 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Sporting Heroes 1.30 FIBA World Basketball 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.30 Live European Tour Golf 5.30 Super League Superstars 6.00 Ringside 7.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 7.30 GB Sevens 8.00 TBA 10.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 TBA 3.30 Cricket ICC Champions Trophy 5.30 Close

Sky Sports 3 6.00am FIBA World Basketball 6.30 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 8.30 Golf 9.30 FIBA World Basketball 10.00 F3 Euroseries 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Elite League Speedway 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 FIBA World Basketball 3.30 TBA 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 TBA 11.30 European Tour Golf 1.30am TBA 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 5.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 LIVE: MOTD Live: Spain v Tahiti 10.00 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 LIVE: MOTD Live: Nigeria v Uruguay 1.00am EastEnders 1.30 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.30 The Best Sport Film Ever!

7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 9.00 FILM: Mongol (2007) 10.55 Beautiful Thing: A Passion For Porcelain 12.00am Britain’s Most Fragile Treasure 1.00 A303: Highway To The Sun 2.00 The Beach Boys: Doin’ It Again 2.55 Fathers And Songs: Music For Father’s Day

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.15 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 10.00 Lemon La Vida Loca 10.50 Celebrity Juice: Pop Special 11.35 Fake Reaction 12.20am The Only Way Is Essex

12.00pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.05 Pie In The Sky 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.45 Barbara 5.20 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 Wycliffe 9.00 Wycliffe 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Pie In The Sky

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.05 Fresh Meat 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife. See highlights. 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am In The City Of Sylvia (2007) 12.45pm Saboteur (1942) 2.55 The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 5.10 That Riviera Touch (1966) 7.05 Big Momma’s House (2000) 9.00 The Reef (2010) 10.45 Inglourious Basterds (2009) 1.55am The Duellists (1977) 4.00 Close

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friday 21 Big Brother: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Who has really gotten on your wick already? Which whiny voice just cuts you to the core? And who really isn’t pulling their weight entertainment-wise in the BB house? Time to get them out! It’s eviction time and Emma Willis is at the ready, microphone in hand to greet the blinking newly homeless Z-lister in waiting.

FILM: The Deer Hunter ITV1, 10.35pm Winner of oodles of Oscars, including Best Picture, this 1978 classic stars Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, Meryl Streep and John Savage and chronicles the experiences of three young steelworkers from before, during, and after their experiences in the Vietnam War. One that makes you think.

Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop BBC4, 9pm It’s an evening of incredible British music, with first this and then a biopic of the highly anticipated Mott The Hoople. If ever you dismissed the ’70s as all pop and Davids (Cassidy, Essex, etc) then check out the stories and the riffs behind one of the best albums of the 20th century – Rumours. Far out.

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.25 According To Jim 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 Frasier 9.25 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.40 Three In A Bed 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Rip Off Britain Angela Rippon, Gloria Hunniford and Julia Somerville battle on behalf of viewers who feel they have been ripped off. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tanya and Max put their faith in Lauren when she is invited to dinner by Peter, but their date soon takes a turn for the worse when Lucy puts her plan into action. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair for the seventh series of the comedy panel show. 9.00 Miranda Sitcom. Miranda sets her sights on going on holiday. It’s just that her holiday doesn’t hold many sights. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series about a loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family. Spartacus, the old family dog, is looking poorly. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Among the guests on Graham’s sofa are Steve Carell, comic actor Chris O’Dowd and music from Josh Groban. 11.25 FILM: Road Trip (2000) Starring Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Amy Smart, DJ Qualls. Comedy in which a group of students embark on an epic road trip. 12.50am Weatherview 12.55 News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Father Brown Drama series based on the novels of GK Chesterton. 7.15 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts James Braxton and Thomas Plant face the final day of their North East jaunt. 8.00 Nature’s Microworlds A visit to arguably the most famous archipelago on Earth, the Galapagos. It’s home to a myriad of bizarre and unique creatures, endemic to these islands – but how did they get here? 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Wild Shepherdess With Kate Humble Kate Humble lives with shepherds in some of the most extreme environments on earth, discovering how the relationship between shepherd and flock has played a crucial role in human history. In the first film, Kate, who bought her own farm in Wales two years ago, treks for two days in Afghanistan. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about horses and hunting, with Clare Balding, Dara O Briain, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 FILM: Shipping News (2001) Starring Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore, Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett. Moving drama. 12.50am Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie gets her revenge in front of an audience. 7.30 Coronation Street David gives in to his suppressed emotions. Tina questions her ability to nurture Jake. Norris worries when Emily has a fall. 8.00 Harbour Lives Observational series in which Ben Fogle joins the people who live and work around Poole Harbour in Dorset. Today, he joins Pete Miles the head chef of a fish restaurant who insists on catching everything on the menu. 8.30 Coronation Street A concerned David offers to help Nick and Leanne. 9.00 Britain’s Secret Homes Michael Buerk and Bettany Hughes present the third in a five-part series which reveals the remarkable and compelling stories of places, people and events that have changed the history of Britain and the world. David Harewood, Rory McGrath, Gethin Jones, Lucinda Lampton and Ann Widdecombe discover the amazing secrets and fascinating tales that lie hidden within homes. They include one in Scotland that led to a jailbreak from the Tower of London. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Deer Hunter (1978) See highlights. 1.55am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Escape To Victory (1981) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Anna seeks revenge against Patrick. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants are given a million pounds at the start of the show but then face seven questions in order to hold on to the cash. 10.35 Phoneshop Sitcom set in a mobile phone retailer. With star salesman Little Gary Patel still detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure, the everresourceful sales staff of PhoneShop Sutton are feeling the pinch. 11.05 Trojan Donkey Hidden camera sketch show. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats The best bits from the comedy show, with Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Dave Spikey. 12.25am Random Acts 12.30 Royal Ascot Highlights 1.00 The Million Pound Drop Live 2.30 New Girl 2.50 The Mindy Project 3.10 The New Normal 3.35 Accidentally On Purpose 3.55 Reasons To Be Cheerful 4.05 St Elsewhere 4.55 Location, Location, Location 5.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Emergency Bikers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother: Secrets & Lies 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: Pregnancy Pact (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Adam leaves the cash from Kyle’s job on Casey’s doorstep and calls the police. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 The Removal Men Observational documentary series following the Pickfords removal teams at work. A blind couple decide to move to the seaside but struggle to squeeze all of their stuff into their new home. Meanwhile, in London, a stubborn sofa-bed threatens to ruin the Pickfords lads’ precise schedule. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series following one of the world’s biggest haulage firms. Tim Fox embarks on an epic biomass delivery, starting in Cumbria, going on to Northumberland and ending at a power station in Scotland. 9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu. 11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Sporting Heroes 10.00 TBA 10.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 12.30pm Ringside 1.30 Super League Superstars 2.00 Barclays Premier League World 2.30 Ringside 3.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 TBA 6.30 Lions Test Preview 2013 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Lions Test Preview 2013 11.00 TBA 12.00am Super League 2.00 Lions Test Preview 2013 3.00 TBA 3.30 Super League

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 Ringside 10.00 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 12.00pm NBA 1.00 Super League Superstars 1.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine 2.00 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 4.00 LIVE YB40 Cricket 10.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 1.30 Trans World Sport 2.30 Racemax 3.30 TBA 5.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 9.00 NBA 10.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 10.30 Super League Superstars 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 12.00pm Trans World Sport 1.00 Racemax 2.00 Thrillseekers 2.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 3.00 Sporting Heroes 4.00 Thrillseekers 4.30 Aerobics: Oz Style 5.00 WWE: Raw 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 TBA 12.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 TBA 3.00 PGA Tour Golf

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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The Call Centre 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 9.45 Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra Sweaty 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1.15 The Call Centre 2.15 Pramface (x2) 3.15 Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra

7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 9.00 Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop 10.00 The Ballad Of Mott The Hoople 11.00 Totally British: 70s Rock 12.00am Even More Guitar Heroes At The BBC 1.00 Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop 2.00 The Ballad Of Mott The Hoople 3.00 Totally British: 70s Rock

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 FILM: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 11.10 Celebrity Juice: I’m A Celebrity Special 11.55 Celebrity Juice 12.45am Lemon La Vida Loca

12.10pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Scott & Bailey 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Wycliffe

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Hitman (2007) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 The IT Crowd 12.20am Friday Night Dinner

10.25am Relocation, Relocation 11.30 FILM: King Solomon’s Mines (1985) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Ghost (1990) 11.25 Father Ted (x2) 12.35am Embarrassing Bodies 1.40 Come Dine With Me (x2)

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saturday 22 The Voice UK BBC1, 7.15pm Ye gads, how time flies when you’re rooting for a favourite singer to win a national televised talent competition. It’s the final tonight and all down to the public voting. Each of the four sing a solo, followed by a duet with their mentor, followed by a whittling to three and then another song, and then the winner is announced!

The Americans ITV1, 9.45pm So, what happens when you’re a deep cover spy in a foreign land and the foreign land’s leader gets shot? Almighty dirty stuff hits the fan that’s what, as paranoia hits an all time high in the wake of an assassination attempt on Ronald Regan. Elizabeth and Philip race with the FBI to find out who’s behind it and if war is here.

FILM: Coraline Film4, 5.10pm From Neil Gaiman’s (Stardust, Neverwhere, The Sandman Chronicles) imagination comes this dark animated family tale of Coraline, a girl who just wishes for a bit more attention in the new home she’s moved to with her busy parents. Discovering a parallel world might get her that, but there’s a danger lurking.

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 South East Today 12.15 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Escape To The Country 2.00 Athletics: European Team Championships

6.10am FILM: Higher And Higher (1943) 7.35 FILM: Trail Street (1947) 9.00 A History Of Scotland 10.00 Reel History Of Britain 10.30 Life In The Freezer 11.00 Life In The Freezer 11.30 Just A Minute 12.00pm Hairy Bikers’ Best Of British 12.45 Tennis: Eastbourne 3.05 EastEnders 5.00 Flog It!

6.00am Jake And The Neverland Pirates 6.10 Jake And The Neverland Pirates 6.25 The Hive 6.35 The Hive 6.40 Dino Dan 6.55 Dino Dan 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Canimals 7.20 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.00 Jessie 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Dinner Date 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.15 Murder, She Wrote 11.10 ITV News & Weather 11.15 Saturday Farm 12.15pm All Star Mr & Mrs 1.20 River Monsters 2.20 Columbo: A Matter Of Honor 3.55 FILM: The ‘Burbs (1989) 5.45 ITV News Meridian 6.00 ITV News; Weather 6.15 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill presents the best of viewers’ camcorder and mobile phone calamities. 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill is your guide to more hilarious camcorder calamities and mobile phone mishaps sent in by viewers. 7.15 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Family Special Chris Tarrant invites three celebrities, along with their nearest and dearest, to attempt to win big cash prizes for their chosen charities. The contestants (with family) are Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack, X Factor winner Joe McElderry, and Stephen Mangan. 8.15 The Nation’s Favourite Dance Moment This special counts down the greatest moments in dance history – as voted by ITV Viewers. But which will be crowned the Nation’s Favourite? Featuring interviews with the stars, dancers and choreographers. 9.45 The Americans See highlights. 10.40 ITV News; Weather 10.55 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlong. Sci-fi sequel. 1.25am Jackpot247 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 British GT 7.05 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.30 Ironman 2013 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 The Morning Line 10.00 Frasier 11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.35 The Big Bang Theory 12.05pm The Simpsons 12.35 Heston’s Fantastical Food 1.40 Royal Ascot: Channel 4 Racing

6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 10.05 The Mr. Men Show 10.20 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.55 Thundercats 11.20 The Hotel Inspector 12.20pm Big Brother: Live Eviction 1.45 FILM: Rio Bravo (1959) 4.30 FILM: El Dorado (1966) 6.55 The CSI Movie: Revenge Feature-length edition of the New York-based crime drama. After a hail of gunfire tears through the crime lab, Mac and his ex-partner become part of a vendetta 17 years in the making. Featuring guest-star Peter Fonda. 8.20 NCIS Crime drama series following the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. Gibbs heads to Mexico to face his demons and make a startling decision. 9.15 5 News Weekend 9.20 Big Brother Emma Willis presents coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 10.20 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych A panel of experts and psychologists analyse the behaviour of the Big Brother housemates. Presented by AJ Odudu. 11.20 Neighbours: This Week Catch up with the latest events in Ramsey Street in this omnibus edition of the Australian soap, featuring highlights from the previous week’s episodes. 12.25am SuperCasino 3.55 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 Lions Legends: Mervyn Davies 6.45 Lions Legends: Welsh Wizards 7.00 Lions Test Preview 2013 8.00 LIVE International Rugby Union (x4) 6.30pm LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 Amateur Golf Championship 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.30 International Rugby Union (x2) 3.30 Lions Tour – 1989 And All That 4.00 International Rugby Union 5.00 Sporting Heroes

6.05 BBC News 6.15 South East Today 6.20 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman are joined by soap stars for a special celebrity edition of the quiz that tests the depths of your general knowledge. 7.15 The Voice UK See highlights. 9.20 The National Lottery Draws Myleene Klass presents the National Lottery draws, including Thunderball and Lotto, and Lotto Plus 5 results. 9.30 Casualty Fletch becomes embroiled in a hate-campaign in a tower block and Ash and Zoe have to protect a local shopkeeper who has been harassed by unruly kids. 10.20 BBC News 10.40 MOTD: Confederations Cup Highlights Mark Chapman presents highlights of the concluding matches in Group A. Hosts Brazil take on Euro 2012 runners-up Italy and Asian Cup winners Japan play North American champions Mexico. The top two countries in the group progress to the semi-finals. 11.30 FILM: Arlington Road (1999) Starring Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack, Hope Davis. Conspiracy thriller about a college professor who is prompted to research extreme rightwing groups after his wife is killed in a bungled FBI anti-terrorist operation. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 News

6.00 Horizon: The Secret Life Of The Cat Horizon discovers what your cat really gets up to when it leaves the cat flap. 7.00 Horizon: Little Cat Diaries In The Secret Life of the Cat, 50 cats were fitted with GPS collars to track their every movement, and cat-cams to record their unique view of the world. In this groundbreaking experiment, a few cats stood out. 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. 8.00 Dame Helen Mirren: The Many Faces Of An entertaining and revealing journey through the career of one of Britain’s best loved actors. 9.00 FILM: Calendar Girls (2003) Starring Helen Mirren, Julie Walters, John Alderton, Linda Bassett, Annette Crosbie, Philip Glenister, Ciaran Hinds, Celia Imrie, Geraldine James, Penelope Wilton. Comedy drama based on the true story of 12 ladies from Yorkshire baring all for charity. 10.45 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 11.30 FILM: The Mosquito Coast (1986) Starring Harrison Ford, Helen Mirren, River Phoenix, Martha Plimpton. Adventure about an idealist who uproots his family to a remote Caribbean island, away from the consumerism which he perceives to be choking America.

6.00 Stephen Fry: Gadget Man Series in which technophile Stephen Fry tests out a range of new and prototype gadgets. Stephen looks at how gadgets can make shopping and cooking easier and more entertaining. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather TV weatherman Alex Beresford explores the mysteries behind some of the world’s most bizarre weather. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. Lysette and Nigel Offley want to build a dramatic new cutting-edge home by the River Thames, smack bang in the middle of a community dominated by expensive traditional houses. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants are given a million pounds but then face seven tough questions in order to hold on to the cash. 10.35 The Big Dirty List Show: 50 Years Of Sex And Music Entertainment programme which explores the most seductive songs in the history of modern music. 12.05am Derren Brown: The Gameshow 1.15 Royal Ascot Highlights 1.40 The Million Pound Drop Live 3.10 Comedy Blaps: Dr Brown 3.35 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.40 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.45 SuperScrimpers

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Tight Lines 7.00 Trans World Sport 8.00 Ringside 9.00 Cricket AM 10.30 NBA Action 11.00 Ringside 12.00pm Cricket AM 1.30 Live YB40 Cricket 7.30 International Rugby Union (x2) 9.30 Ringside 10.30 International Rugby Union (x2) 12.30am Hickstead Derby 2.30 Max Power 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Ringside 5.00 International Rugby Union

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Max Power 7.00 Super League 9.00 Amateur Golf Championship 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 NBA Action 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Max Power 7.00 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Great Goals Of European Football: The 50s, 60s And 70s 11.00 Great Goals Of European Football 12.00am Max Power 1.00 Ringside 2.00 Amateur Golf Championship 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.30 Amateur Golf Championship 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

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2.30pm Diversity In Dublin 3.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking (x5) 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 8.00 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough 8.30 Modern Family 9.00 Mad Dogs 10.00 Revolution 11.00 Road Wars (x2) 1.00am Strike Back: Project Dawn

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 7.30 MOTD LIVE: Italy V Brazil Or Japan V Mexico 10.15 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 The Voice UK 2.35 Bollywood Carmen Live 3.40 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes

7.00pm Britain On Film 7.30 BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 9.00 Wallander 10.15 Kings Of Rock And Roll 11.15 Classic Albums 12.05am Guitar Heroes On Later... With Jools Holland 1.05 Kings Of Rock And Roll 2.10 Classic Albums 3.00 Guitar Heroes On Later... With Jools Holland

2.20pm FILM: Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995) 4.15 You’ve Been Framed! (x4) 6.15 FILM: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 11.05 Lemon La Vida Loca 11.55 Britain’s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments 12.55am Fake Reaction

8.30am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.40 The Royal 10.40 The Royal 11.40 Pie In The Sky 12.50pm FILM: The Secret Garden (1993) 3.00 Murder, She Wrote: South By Southwest 4.55 Foyle’s War 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.00 Blue Murder 12.35am Wire In The Blood

3.00pm Made In Chelsea 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x3) 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Happy Endings 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Aeon Flux (2005) 10.50 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am Phoneshop

1.10pm FILM: A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 3.10 A Place In The Sun 3.40 Location, Location, Location (x4) 8.00 Walking Through History 9.00 Richard III: The King In The Car Park 10.40 Monarchy By David Starkey 11.45 Ken Follett’s Journey Into The Dark Ages (x2) 1.55 Richard III: The King In The Car Park

11.00am The Good Die Young (1954) 1.00pm Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (2010) 2.50 Ladyhawke (1985) 5.10 Coraline (2009). See highlights. 7.10 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 Die Hard (1988) 11.35 Dog Soldiers (2001) 1.40am Oldboy (2003)

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sunday 23 The White Queen BBC1, 9pm It’s him off of Game Of Thrones – just with all of his fingers this time! Ahem, anyway this darn fine cast continue to tell Philippa Gregory’s novel set during the War Of The Roses and Elizabeth’s coronation has caused quite a stir. Edward’s not happy and needs an heir toute suite while fighting to retain his crown.

The Returned Channel 4, 9pm This creepy supernatural French drama just jumps from strength to strength as Camille, frustrated with her hiding, re-invents herself as ‘cousin Alice’. All well and good, but her sister Lena has found a fast-spreading scar on her own body that wasn’t there before. You know what they say about twins sharing stuff...

The Only Way Is Essex ITV2, 10pm Need a break from your own life’s troubles? Then tuck into the flash and the frivolous as nail bars, wine bars and fast cars are the order of the day down Essex way. You’ll soon be feeling pale, overdressed and possibly quite intellectual in a wave of schadenfreude. They’re alright really, bless their cotton socks.

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6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile The Countryfile team are on the coastal flatlands of Kent. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Series in which experts invite members of the public to bring along their antiques for examination and valuation. 9.00 The White Queen See highlights. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 Andy Murray: The Man Behind The Racquet Documentary following tennis player Andy Murray, a US Open and Olympic champion, revealing just what it takes to be a global sports star. The programme looks at Murray’s life off the court, filled with a comprehensive list of commitments and responsibilities, including fashion shoots and charity and media work. Cameras follow the Scot as he takes an open-top bus ride in his home town of Dunblane, does Pilates in Miami, takes ice baths in Monte Carlo and undergoes rehabilitation for an injury in Surrey. 11.25 FILM: Before Sunrise (1995) Starring Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy, Erni Mangold, Dominik Castell. Touching romantic drama about two twentysomethings – an American and a French student – who meet on a train en route to Vienna. 1.00am Weatherview 1.05 News

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6.40am FILM: Born To Be Bad (1950) 8.10 Gardeners’ World 8.40 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.30 Beechgrove Garden 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Rowing: World Cup 1.30pm Wimbledon: Review Of 2012 2.30 Athletics: European Team Championships

6.15 Flog It! Paul Martin and experts Will Axon and Elizabeth Talbot pitch up at the Prince’s theatre in Clacton on Sea. 7.00 Venus And Serena Williams Programme on the racquet-weilding tennis champ sisters. 8.00 The Secret Life Of The Sun 90 million miles away from us is the power that shapes our world – the Sun. We see it shine in the sky above us, but beyond our sight something dramatic is happening – the Sun is going into overdrive. It’s more active now that it’s been for a decade. 9.00 Rise Of The Continents Professor Iain Stewart uncovers clues hidden within the New York skyline, the anatomy of American alligators and inside Bolivian silver mines, to reconstruct how North and South America were created. 10.00 Blackadder II Comedy series set in Tudor England. Wibble. 10.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week’s news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Miles Jupp and Nathan Caton. 11.00 What A Load Of Buzzcocks Blur’s Alex James narrates this romp through key years of Never Mind The Buzzcocks’ 17-year run. 11.30 Glastonbury Julien Temple’s acclaimed film. 1.45am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.40 Sign Zone: Holby City

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Canimals 7.15 Canimals 7.20 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.50 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 8.00 Sonny With A Chance 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Country House Sunday 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.25 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Murder With Mirrors (1985) 1.20pm Love Your Garden 2.20 A Touch Of Frost 4.20 You’ve Been Framed! 4.50 FILM: Beethoven’s 4th (2000) 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. Taking part today are Loose Woman Denise Welch, comedian Ed Byrne and boxing legend Amir Khan. 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple: Greenshaw’s Folly Miss Marple helps a family friend seek refuge at a country pile known as Greenshaw’s Folly. But a sinister shadow soon begins to fall over the strange old building’s various inhabitants. As Miss Marple uncovers dark, deadly secrets from the past, a dangerous storm is gathering. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Talent Show Story Victoria Wood narrates a documentary series looking back at the history of talent shows on British TV. In this episode, there is a look at how Britain’s Got Talent revived variety shows. 11.15 Drama Trails James Nesbitt narrates a series telling the stories behind TV’s greatest dramas, and what connects them. 12.15am The Store 2.15 Motorsport UK 3.05 British Superbike Championship Highlights 4.00 Monk 4.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Leukaemia And Lymphoma Research Blenheim Palace Triathlon 7.30 Ironman 2013 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.35pm The Big Bang Theory 1.05 The Simpsons 1.35 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 3.25 Deal Or No Deal 4.25 Hollywood Me 5.30 Channel 4 News 6.00 The Political Slot 6.05 FILM: 17 Again (2009) Starring Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, Allison Miller, Thomas Lennon and Michelle Trachtenberg. Bodyswap comedy. After a mysterious encounter with a janitor at his old school, 37-year-old Mike O’Donnell is magically returned to the body of his 17-year-old self and given the chance to relive his glory days. 8.00 Terror In The Skies Aeronautical engineer Brendan Walker examines amazing footage of aviation incidents and near-misses in a bid to find out just how safe we are in the skies. This episode examines the problems that might condemn a flight before it leaves the ground. 9.00 The Returned See highlights. 10.00 FILM: Whiteout (2009) Starring Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt. Mystery. Carrie Stetko, a US Marshall stationed in Antarctica, must track down a serial killer at a research station before the site is evacuated due to the onset of a fierce winter storm. Setting out to track the killer down, Carrie herself is soon fighting for her life at the hands of the ice-axe-wielding assassin. 12.00am The Big Bang Theory 12.25 FILM: Hero (2002) 2.05 Nelson’s Navy: Back From The Dead 3.00 Southland 3.45 Location, Location, Location 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

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6.00 – 8.05am Children’s television 8.05 Castle Farm 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.40 Rupert Bear 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Thundercats 11.00 Highland Emergency 11.30 The Girl With 7 Mums 12.30pm Big Brother 1.30 BB BOTS: Rylan’s Supersized Celebrity Sunday 2.30 FILM: Arthur And The Invisibles (2006) 4.20 FILM: Wimbledon (2004) 6.05 FILM: Sleepless In Seattle (1993) Starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman, Rosie O’Donnell, Rob Reiner and Gaby Hoffmann. Oldfashioned romantic tale about a longdistance relationship that begins when a widower’s young son tells a radio phone-in show that his dad needs a new wife. 8.00 Once Upon A Time Mystery fantasy series by the writers of Lost. Dr Frankenstein creates a monster, while Regina’s monstrous mother continues her quest for vengeance. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Big Brother Emma Willis presents coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 10.00 FILM: The Business (2005) Starring Danny Dyer, Tamer Hassan, Geoff Bell, Georgina Chapman and Camille Coduri. Action-packed gangster movie set in Spain’s Costa del Crime in the 1980s. Frankie is a typical south Londoner whose life changes when he runs an errand to the south of Spain for a local villain. 12.05am Bomb Patrol 1.05 SuperCasino 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

Sky Sports 1 6.00am Football’s Greatest (x2) 7.30 International Rugby Union 8.30 Cricket Writers On TV 10.00 LIVE Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 7.00pm LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.30am Sporting Greats 1.00 Football’s Greatest 2.00 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 4.00 Football’s Greatest 5.00 Super League Full Time

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Barclays Premier League World 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.00 Amateur Golf Championship 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Barclays Premier League World 10.00 International Rugby Union (x2) 12.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 4.00 Football’s Greatest (x2) 5.00 Football’s Greatest 5.30 LIVE Junior World Championship Rugby 8.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 1.00am Super League Full Time 2.00 Junior World Championship Rugby 4.30 Seamaster Sailing 5.00 Football’s Greatest (x2)

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Seamaster Sailing 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 Amateur Golf Championship 11.00 Sporting Greats 11.30 Lions Legends (x2) 12.00pm Watersports World 1.00 International Rugby Union (x2) 3.00 Australian Ironman 5.00 Racemax 6.00 Watersports World 7.00 Great Goals Of European Football 8.00 Australian Ironman 10.00 Junior World Championship Rugby 12.30am Racemax 1.30 Hickstead Derby 3.30 Super League Full Time 4.30 Women’s Hockey

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 MOTD LIVE: Nigeria V Spain Or Uruguay V Tahiti 10.00 The Call Centre 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Impractical Jokers (x2) 1.30 World’s Craziest Fools 2.00 The Call Centre 3.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 3.30 The Best Sport Film Ever!

7.30pm BBC Cardiff Singer Of The World 2013 10.00 Angelic Voices: The Choristers Of Salisbury Cathedral 11.30 Fleetwood Mac: Don’t Stop 12.30am The Ballad Of Mott The Hoople 1.30 Totally British: 70s Rock 2.30 Storyville: Silence In The House Of God - Mea Maxima Culpa

1.00pm FILM: Free Willy 2 (1995) 3.00 FILM: Dennis (1993) 4.50 You’ve Been Framed! 5.25 FILM: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) 8.15 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex. See highlights. 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Hell’s Kitchen 12.45am Hell’s Kitchen

9.15am Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 Wycliffe 12.30pm Murder, She Wrote 1.30 Inspector Morse 3.45 FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 5.40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 An Audience With Lionel Richie 9.00 FILM: Dead Calm (1989) 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 1.00am Murder, She Wrote

3.10pm How I Met Your Mother (x3) 4.35 90210 5.30 The Mindy Project 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.30 New Girl 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 FILM: Hot Shots! (1991) 10.15 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.20 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 11.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.55am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am Scrapheap Challenge (x2) 11.05 Jamie’s 15-Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 Nashville 7.55 Simon Hopkinson Cooks 9.00 The Restoration Man 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Derek 11.35 Embarrassing Bodies 12.40am Simon Hopkinson Cooks

11.00am That Riviera Touch (1966) 1.00pm Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 2.55 Carry On Doctor (1968) 4.45 Turner And Hooch (1989) 6.40 27 Dresses (2008) 8.50 Cannes Film Festival 2013 Special 9.00 Die Hard 2 (1990) 11.25 Joy Ride (2001) 1.20am Cannes Film Festival 2013 Special

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monday 24 Wimbledon 2013 BBC1, 1.45pm It’s time to shout at the telly in frustration over your ironing pile, yet again. Day one at the 2013 Wimbledon Championships and fingers crossed it’s not just been raining. With last year’s first day of play seeing Venus Williams making a surprise early exit as she was defeated by Elena Vesnina, anything could happen.

Greatest Shows On Earth Channel 4, 10pm Daisy Donovan, bright sprightly adventure-girl that she is, is getting to grips with some of the most popular television shows on the planet to see what floats the boats of different cultures. Tonight she visits India, with 1.2 billion small screen viewers, and blags an audition for one of the region’s biggest dance shows.

Storyville: Power, Money, Greed & Oil BBC4, 10pm It’s a modern day gold rush, as documented over five years in this comprehensive account of Dallas-based Kosmos Energy’s race to establish Ghana’s first oil field. Watching behind the scenes as stakeholders, oil men and the Ghanan government grapple with greed and more.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Crimewatch Roadshow 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.30 Escape To The Country 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Wimbledon 2013. See highlights.

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 7.35 Cowboy Trap 8.20 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.05 Coast 10.05 Country Show Cook Off 10.35 Click 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Wimbledon 2013 4.20pm Heir Hunters 5.05 Flog It! 5.50 Wimbledon 2013

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Katie informs Chas of her plans to report Declan to the police. 7.30 Coronation Street Tommy’s true feelings leave Tina in turmoil. 8.00 The Dales Adrian Edmondson meets 16-year-old Sam Roper, the youngest rider taking part in the scenic but gruelling Three Peaks Cyclo-Cross. 8.30 Coronation Street Izzy decides to give up the fight for Jake. 9.00 Long Lost Family Growing up in Northern Ireland in the late 1970s, Wendy O’Hagan was seven before she learned about her real father. Her mother had fallen in love with American serviceman Grant Williams, but Grant was suspected of being a Republican sympathiser, and was eventually deported. Ever since discovering his identity, Wendy has been searching for her father. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Comedy series set in Benidorm at the Solana resort. Kelly tells Donald and Jacqueline that she is engaged to Mateo, but the sexy waiter also has his eye on Kate, who is flattered by his attention. 11.05 The Americans Cold War drama series. 12.20am Monk 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: The Last Trimester (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Casey is taken in for questioning, Ricky pleads with Adam to stop. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways Chris travels down the Konkan rail line, which runs down the west coast of India, connecting the port cities of Mumbai and Mangalore. 8.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed entertainment show. 9.00 Traveller Feuds Documentary exploring various conflicts within Ireland’s Traveller community which have resulted in shootings, stabbings and other violent episodes. The programme reveals the complex and sensitive issues behind such disputes and how the violence has affected those who are directly and indirectly involved. 10.00 Big Brother Emma Willis presents exclusive coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind the scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu. 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12.55 SuperCasino 3.55 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 11.00 International Rugby Union (x2) 1.00pm International Rugby Union 2.00 PGA Tour Golf 5.00 Super League Full Time 6.00 International Rugby Union 7.00 Football Gold 7.15 Football Gold 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Great Goals 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00am Super League 1.30 Cricket – ICC Champions Trophy 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Super League

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from the opening day of the 2013 Wimbledon Championships. 9.00 Rick Stein’s India Rick Stein explores the melting pot that is Mumbai in search of the bombil, the fish that immortalised Bombay Duck. He also gets to enjoy Parsee hospitality and learn about their contribution to Indian cuisine. Further south in the town of Pondicherry his search for the perfect curry takes in fusion cooking as local residents cook up south Indian dishes with a French twist. In the coastal town of Mamallapuram he discovers what could possibly be the best fish curry he’s ever had! 10.00 What A Load Of Buzzcocks Blur’s Alex James narrates this romp through key years of Never Mind The Buzzcocks’ 17 year run, combining the most engaging music news stories with a raft of Buzzcocks’ memorable moments. This time the featured year is 2006. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Rise Of The Continents Professor Iain Stewart uncovers clues hidden within the New York skyline. 12.20am Sign Zone: Bradford: City Of Dreams 1.20 The Super League Show 4.00 Beneath The Lab Coat 5.00 Cracking The Code

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.35 FILM: Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks With the clock ticking, can anybody save Patrick from Anna’s evil clutches? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 The Police’s Dirty Secret: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs. Dispatches exposes the shocking story of Britain’s secret police and how undercover officers reportedly used sex and lies to spy on members of the public. The film reveals the names of high-profile targets spied on by the police. The programme speaks exclusively to the women who say their lives have been wrecked and who reveal how they were duped into sexual relationships with men they didn’t even know were police spies. 9.00 The Man With The 10 Stone Testicles The extraordinary story of 49-year-old Las Vegas resident Wesley Warren Jnr, a man who lives with a rare medical condition known as scrotal elephantiasis. 10.00 Greatest Shows On Earth See highlights. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 Child Genius Documentary. 12.15am Bi-Curious Me 1.10 This Is England ‘88 2.05 Beauty And The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice 3.00 Secret Eaters 3.55 Location, Location, Location 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 SuperScrimpers

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Max and Tanya worry when they realise that Lauren has not returned home all night. 8.30 Kids Lost In Care – Panorama Panorama investigates the standard of residential care for Britain’s most vulnerable children. The results of a seven-month investigation reveal that thousands of young people are being exported to children’s homes across the country, to care that is often not up to scratch. 9.00 New Tricks Drama. UCOS pursue a serial rapist when a recent assault at a bakery is linked to two attacks at a chocolate factory ten years previously. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You Another chance to see the prizewinning comedy news quiz show. 11.20 BBC News: The Editors The BBC’s on-air editors tackle more questions challenging the world. 11.50 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his unique chat show. 12.35am Weatherview 12.40 News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE The Bottom Line 8.00 Seamaster Sailing 8.30 PGA Tour Golf 11.30 European Tour Golf 1.00pm Sporting Greats 1.30 Cricket ICC Champions Trophy 3.30 Live YB40 Cricket 9.00 Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 11.00 Athletics: Edinburgh Marathon 11.30 PGA Tour Classic 12.30am PGA Tour Golf 1.30 European Tour Golf 3.00 PGA Tour Classic 4.00 Athletics: Edinburgh Marathon 4.30 PGA Tour Golf 5.30 Athletics: Edinburgh Marathon

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Cricket - ICC Champions Trophy 8.00 Super League 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Football Gold (x2) 12.30 Ford Super Sunday (x3) 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 Women’s Hockey 8.30 Seamaster Sailing 9.00 Athletics: Edinburgh Marathon 9.30 Road To Kona Ironman 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Sky Sports Classics 4.30 Road To Kona Ironman 5.00 Seamaster Sailing 5.30 Thrillseekers

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9.00am House (x4) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Kung Foolery 10.00 Revolution 11.00 Spartacus: Blood And Sand 12.10am Road Wars (x2) 2.10 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime 3.05 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 World’s Craziest Fools 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 Don’t Call Me Crazy 10.00 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Don’t Call Me Crazy 1.30 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 2.00 Pramface (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Wainwright’s Walks 8.00 Britain On Film 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 Precision: The Measure Of All Things 10.00 Storyville: Power, Money, Greed & Oil. See highlights. 11.30 Can Eating Insects Save The World? 12.30am Britain By Bike 1.00 Only Connect

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Cutest Ever Moments 9.00 FILM: 300 (2006) 11.20 Celebrity Juice 12.05am The Only Way Is Essex

12.10pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Inspector Morse 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Murder In Suburbia

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 90210 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.30am Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23

3.35pm Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or USA? 5.45 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Simon Hopkinson Cooks 10.00 The Repo Man 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Murphy’s War (1971) 1.05pm The Edge Of The World (1937) 2.35 The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1955) 4.20 The Remains Of The Day (1993) 7.00 The Duellists (1977) 9.00 Limitless (2011) 11.05 Hope And Glory (1987) 1.20am Departures (2008)

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