Latest 7: No. 634 by Latest Homes

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Online now: Competitions, reviews of recent gigs & shows, blogs, local news headlines and more! Attention bands! Get involved with the Latest Brighton Download Chart. Email info@latestchart.co.uk

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NEWS & COMMENT 04 Latest People The Eco Technology Show, Dr. Martens opening, The Martlet’s Midnight Walk and I Do Bridal Beauty

City Of... Caring Latest TV finds visits the Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice to find out more about their ‘Find a Friend’ initiative and sees firsthand how the hospice is providing specialist palliative care services to children and young people with lifelimiting and life-threatening illnesses in Sussex. The services they offer include assessment, advice and information for children and young adults with life-limiting conditions, specialist short breaks, emergency care, step down from hospital and end of life care. The Community Team cares for families in their own homes in East Sussex, West Sussex and South East Hampshire. Our Multi-disciplinary Team offers support for the entire family following diagnosis and through the whole disease process. Chestnut Tree House also offers bereavement support which includes befriending, counselling and spiritual care. See more about their work in our new show: City Of... Caring, online now.

06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Local politicians debate care standards; Alex Twyning takes on A&E at The Royal Sussex 08 Andrew Kay Modern day manners: do they exist? 08 Competitions Win a meal for two at Hove’s new look Pizza Express 10 Bare Cheek Mend and make do tips 11 Celeb City Holly Willoughby, Mark Little and James McCartney 15 Brighton Writes Vanessa’s break-up; Christina is inspired by Banu Bal

LIFESTYLE 12 Interview Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Confidential 13 Theatre Royal Brighton Sing along to Dolly Parton’s 9 To 5: The Musical 16 Hotlist Places to dine this week 17 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink A Carluccio’s picnic goes down a treat 18 Wave Summer essentials; travel advice; nutrition with CNM

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WHAT’S ON 22 Reviews & Bookings; Latest Download Chart Cliff Richard, Union J, The Darkness and more

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Blue Rose Code Highly acclaimed folk,roots ‘Caledonian Soul’ act. Wednesday 26 June, Doors 8pm, Show 8.30pm Price £6 adv/£7 door

Latest Group Managing Director Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Production Director Fiona McTernan Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless Creative Director Andrew Kay

Art Director Stephen King Latest Homes Advertising Manager Lesley Lawrence Latest 7 Advertising Manager Rachel Simm

24 What’s On Brighton & Hove Open Gardens, Race For Life, Brunswick Town Art Fair and Jimmy Carr

Latest 7/Homes Editor Zara Baker Entertainment & Production Editor Victoria Nangle Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Staff writers Sade Ali Mark Brailsford Jo Brooks Holly Cozens

Brighton Music Awards With live performances and special guests. Friday 28 June, 7.30pm, £5

Henry Smith Ben Darling Molly Malone Richard Hearn Andy Hinton Brian Mitchell Joseph Nixon Lynn Ruth Miller Vanessa Austin Locke Christina Toimela Reviews Co-ordinator Joe Fuller Design Jason Weaver

Latest News Frank le Duc Jenni Davidson Jay Legate (Sport)

Website & IT Tom Scrace Lisa Yousefi

Latest TV David Cuff Andy Nicholls William Ranieri

Val Aviv Yuki Stephenson Christina Toimela

Latest MusicBar Ruth Ratner James Charter Stella Pitt Ali Cluney-Hickford Steve Parfrement

26 Brighton After Dark The Brighton Music Awards, Monsters Build Mean Robots, Milkshake, and Sade Ali goes clubbing 28 TV listings Stars; Live At The Electric comedy, TV listings

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TAKE PART

Change of scene Try something new on your way home from work at Take Part In The City

ake Part In The City takes place Friday 28 June. This free event is brand new for 2013. Come along to New Road/Jubilee Square and try out various sports ranging from golf to softball, right in the middle of town. Whether it be on your way home from work or on your way out to dinner, come and ‘Take Part’! There will be a wide variety of sports to suit everyone! You may want to have

a go at something you haven’t done in a while or try a whole new sport; you are sure to find something you want to have a go at. This event is a fantastic opportunity to gain more information about the numerous sports and activities available right here in Brighton and Hove and how to get involved. Simply turn up, join in and have fun. Activities taking place throughout the evening include martial arts, Zumba, table tennis, dance, bowls, hoop dance, tennis, softball, golf and rowing. There will also be a performance stage and a martial arts area with demonstrations and

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workshops going on throughout the night. How will you Take Part? Take Part In The City, Friday 28 June, 5pm–8pm. Part of Take Part Festival, which runs until Sunday 7 July. For more information please contact the Sports Development Team on 01273 292724 or email sports.info@brightonhove.gov.uk www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/takepart

The Eco Technology Show, Dr Martens store opening, Martlets Midnight Walk, Gap Solutions & more

The Eco Technology Show The Eco Technology Show took place at the Brighton Centre on 14–15 June, giving visitors the chance to see, try and learn more about the latest eco products and services. The event showcased ideas on how to save money by being energy and fuel efficient, Eco building, renewable energy at home and at work, and technology zones with over 130 exhibitors to interact with. As well as self build, household energy efficiency and renovation, the show presented the future of driving with a wide selection of fully electrical cars. Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Kevin Byrne (Checkatrade)

Nicola Gunstone (Organiser and commercial director), Billy Mauseth (Organiser)

Kieron Fryer (Ener-G), Lewis Locke (Ener-G)

Timy Van Houten (Greenhouse Graphics), Ian Crossley (Greenhouse Graphics)

Benita Matofska (Compare and Share)

Phil Bolton (Wildthing Wildlife Consultants), Jo Reynolds

Matt Reeves (Camel Solar), Lucy Jeffrey (Camel Solar)

Gordon Foat (Director of Green Motorsport)

Jake Greene (Eco Logic Cool)

Shaun Burnap (Renault Lyfestyle)

Ptolemy Elrington (Hubcap Creations)

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Dr. Martens Brighton store opening Dr. Martens launched its first Brighton store in the Lanes on 12 June and celebrated the occasion searching for Brighton’s ultimate Dr. Martens style icon. Whatever your style, tribe or subculture, Dr Martens invited you to express your individuality and show off your best look using the classic footwear. The competition offered £300 worth of shoes, accessories and clothing to the person who best represents Brighton’s alternative spirit in a pair of Docs. Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Charlotte Fane-Barnett conducting the Rock Choir

Carly Maile (Juice FM), Andrea Fox (Juice FM), Rachel Simm (Latest 7), Nats Spada (Juice FM).

Midnight Walk Participants

Caroline Whiley, David Lunt, Debbie morgan (Dr. Martens)

Sara Mahoney, Matt Whistler (Latest TV)

Vicky Nangle (Latest 7), Leah Morgan (Dr. Martens) Midnight Walk Participants

I Do Bridal Beauty Laura Baden-Powell of I Do Bridal Beauty held a night of beauty at Hotel Pelirocco for beauty bloggers and journalists on Thursday 6 June. The event showcased the services of local companies specialising in weddings including Cat-A-Cake Creations (favours and gifts), The Beauty Artist (vintage hair and make-up), Flutterby Bakery (delicious and sensational looking cakes) and more. Laura was on hand to give beauty advice and offer on the spot manicures to guests. Visit www.idobridalbeauty.co.uk Photos:Lesley Taylor www.infinityphotographic.co.uk

Martlets Midnight Walk 2013 Over 700 women rocked up at Brighton Racecourse on 14 June for the biggest girls’ night out in the Brighton calendar. It was the seventh annual midnight walk, and in total the women walkers have raised over three quarters of a million pounds for Martlets. Caroline Lower, the Chief Executive of Martlets, and Denise Cobb, the Mayor of Brighton & Hove, praised the women who walked either 6 or 13 miles through the city streets and the commitment of the volunteers who helped with registrations and along the route. Pop, gospel and Motown classics were sung expertly by the rockchoir.com to help the women on their way. www.themartlets.org.uk

Rachel Simm and Zara Baker (both Latest 7)

Gap Solutions Gap Solutions, one of the biggest independent sliding wardrobe companies in Brighton & Hove and Sussex, launched their new, bigger showroom recently, inviting businesses and customers along to see their work. Gap Solutions, who have been featured on Channel 4’s You Deserve this House, are experts at creating exquisite designs and, with their enthusiasm for the green essentials, excellent products and service, are the best choices for storage solutions in Brighton & Hove. Visit their shwroom at the Enterprise Business Park, Crowhurst Road, Brighton. www.gapsolutions.co.uk

Paddy Chattaway, Julie Chattaway, Lisa Bradley, Greg Bradley (Gap Solutions)

Ambrose Harcourt (AHPR), Greg Bradley (Gap Solutions), Lesley Lawrence (Latest Homes) with winning B&H Albion signed shirt, Paddy Chattaway (Gap Solutions)

Julie Chattaway (Gap Solutions), Lesley, Lawrence (Latest Homes), Ambrose Harcourt (AHPR)

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Get Lippy

Kym Spinella (Interior Designer), Lesley Lawrence (Latest Homes), Ambrose Harcourt (AHPR)

The Eventa Group (Hen Heaven, The Stag Company & Eventa) on Queens Road raised £71 for the Eve Appeal ‘Red Lippy Project’. All staff including MD Rob Hill and Director Nick Shuff came into work donning the brightest red lipstick for the day and donated money to the worthy gynaecology cancer research charity which is raising awareness of Cervical Screening. www.theeventagroup.com

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Into the fray in hospital A&E Adrian Twyning faced grenades in Iraq. Now he’s trying to sort out the problems facing the Royal Sussex A&E. Frank le Duc reports

former executive at the Royal Sussex County Hospital once described Adrian Twyning as the sort of person who ran towards trouble, not away from it. After all, Mr Twyning, 36, spent four years as an Army lawyer, serving in Iraq. And after a year running maternity services and the Royal Alexandra Children’s Hospital in Brighton, he is turning his attention to the Accident and Emergency Department (A&E). As associate director of operations for medicine he is responsible for more than just the Emergency Department. But it’s A&E that’s been in the news. Brighton and Sussex University Hospitals NHS Trust, which runs the Royal Sussex, declared a crisis in January. The hospital asked for external support. And the official watchdog, the Care Quality Commission (CQC), has since carried out an inspection and flagged up concerns. Mr Twyning said: “When I joined the NHS I was really keen to do more frontline managerial work, replicating what I did with the Army. We have had good performance over the past couple of months but we have to have a model that is sustainable and resilient. We’ve put a project plan in place. I’ve got to work with our consultants and nurses and make

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on a sustainable future

e recently launched a Sustainable Events Programme at the Brighton Centre, which aims to help groups and organisations holding conferences or other events at the venue to make a positive contribution to the environment, society and the local economy. Many organisations that we host are actively trying to improve the way their events are run, so we’re doing our best to help them. For example we are working on upgrading the Brighton Centre to

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sure the processes are working. The hospital, especially at night and over test is likely to come next winter.” weekends. The numbers coming into Asked what kind of changes are A&E in Brighton alone have risen by being made, Mr Twyning said that the a quarter in just five years. And number of consultants working in being a party town with a lively A&E would rise from 16 to 19. More night life has added to the pressure nurses would be recruited. But it as any visitor to A&E on a Friday or wasn’t all about spending more Saturday night can testify. money, he said, adding: Hospitals are not “We’re trying to make cheap to run. sure that medical Governments of all “I’ll never decisions are made hues have been trying closer to the front door.” forget being to encourage a shift The beneficial side towards more care in effect of this should be the community for flown up to to cut waiting times – more than 20 years. or at least prevent them Baghdad and But as Mr Twyning from lengthening. in an essay on being shot at wrote Many of the the future of the NHS challenges faced by the Fabian Society: with RPGs” for Mr Twyning and his “Many at the moment colleagues at the Royal feel overwhelmed, Sussex are presenting problems in with increasing numbers of older other hospitals too. The number of patients accessing GPs and people attending A&E has been rising attending hospital, often presenting across the country since a new with increasingly high complexity contract with GPs – or family doctors – and dependency.” was agreed in 2004. Responsibility for How to tackle the bigger picture? looking after patients out of hours Mr Twyning ran for the Labour switched from GPs to relatively nomination in Hove, hoping to anonymous health commissioners. become the party’s candidate at the Public understanding of the next general election. Perhaps as the current system – and public trust – newest and youngest of the three is poor. As a result many more men on the shortlist, it shouldn’t be a patients are opting to go straight to surprise that he was unsuccessful

reduce energy bills by 85% through installing LED lighting, timers and motion sensors. The building is now also powered by 100% renewable electricity, from wave, solar and wind sources. This builds on a package of measures we introduced last year, which saw the amount of water used in the Brighton Centre reduced by a massive 96%. We’ve also introduced comprehensive recycling facilities, including for usually one-use materials like stands and carpets. Conference organisers now receive more information about local suppliers for greener events then ever before. This includes where they can buy better exhibition materials,

which hotels are most sustainable, and local food suppliers, meaning that local businesses and the local economy are more likely to benefit from their purchases. Our programme complies with two world class International Standards for Environmental Management and Sustainable Events, and it was showcased last week at an open launch event at the Brighton Centre. It’s clear that event organisers are interested in this agenda, and 98% of those who attended the launch were inspired to include sustainability initiatives in their future plans. Improving big events like conferences goes beyond just looking at environmental issues. Our approach also makes sure that we encourage events organisers to

this time. One Labour supporter said: “He has the potential and the credentials to become an excellent MP but it’s not as if he doesn’t have enough on his plate at the moment.” The married father of two had every confidence that he could keep work and politics separate and find time for both. He is a firm advocate of people with a good track record in public service putting themselves forward for a role in political life. As someone who has worked as a private sector lawyer, served in the Army and run a hospital, he has plenty to offer. Mr Twyning described working with judges in Basra in Iraq in 2007, trying to help re-establish the rule of law, speed up court cases and safeguard human rights. The lawyer’s world of words and the rocket-propelled grenades (RPGs) of the ever-moving frontlines gave life there a dangerous edge. He said: “I’ll never forget being flown up to Baghdad and being shot at with RPGs.” He has now tasted four years of life in the NHS after serving for four years in the Army. He said of his time in Iraq: “I’m really proud of what we did there in really difficult circumstances.” Many will hope that Mr Twyning will be able to say the same thing after Brighton’s A&E has faced its next testing surge. ■

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Celebcity with Jo Brooks Holly Willoughby turns to writing, Conor Maynard comes home & James McCartney makes music

CONOR’S QUIFF

Brighton boy Conor Maynard has just returned to the UK after building his profile over the pond. Following the trip Conor took to Twitter to tell his fans, known endearingly as ‘Mayniacs’, that he desperately needed a new ‘do’. After minutes of anticipation, we were finally treated to a selfie (that’s a self-taken photograph to people who don’t call themselves ‘Mayniacs’ or ‘Beliebers’) and a comment explaining ‘The quiff has been tamed’. You can be assured that we will be keeping a close eye on all progress in this situation and updating when and where necessary.

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Fancy a new home in Hove? Australian actor, television presenter and comedian Mark Little is selling his detached, chalet-style home through Sawyer & Co. View it now by calling the Hove office on 01273 774488.

MCCARTNEY’S MUSIC

After forging a career waiting tables in Brighton, Paul McCartney’s son James has finally taken to the stage with his own musical talents. His 20s saw The Beatles’ star’s son fight drink and drugs while trying to make ends meet in the city, but now, at 35 James is finally performing songs he’s been writing since he was 17 years old. Now reconciled with his father, James McCartney’s career seems to be on the up. Although it’s unlikely James will reach the popularity of the Fab Four we imagine it’s a whole lot better than living off tips from waiting tables.

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x-Burgess Hill School for Girls’ pupils Kelly Willoughby and her slightly more famous sister Holly, have turned their school days into a new novel for children. The TV presenter and her sibling have mixed their own history with a healthy dose of imagination to create the new book series, ‘School For Stars’, for Orion publishers. We were shocked to hear that the weighty new tome was almost completely constructed during one cab ride. Talking to the Mail recently, Holly explained: “By the time we got home in a cab – which took an hour and a half because there was so much traffic – we’d pretty much written the first book in terms of character and plot. You can’t physically write a book together, so Kelly does the writing and sends me bits by email and phones me up; we discuss what we want to happen next, then we meet up and develop it.” Without wishing to detract from Holly’s talent, we can’t help but feel Kelly – described by the ever tactful Daily Mail as ‘a curvaceous brunette in an ultra-feminine polka dot dress’ – somewhat took the brunt of the workload here. However, we’re sure even Kafka would have struggled to write a novel around Holly’s busy celeb lifestyle – which includes presenting for secondsat-a-time on each episode of BBC’s The Voice and having the second most requested hairstyle in Britain. Incorporating what they call their ‘twee’ upbringing in Brighton, the first co-written novel of the series School For Stars: First Term At L’Etoile, ultimately explores ‘one of the most important things in the world – friendship’. Perhaps not quite War And Peace, but we predict the book will be a hit with the tween generation. Willoughby’s talents are endless...

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After phenomenal successes in London and in Paris, Fishlove – the photographic project founded by Brighton Japanese restaurant Moshimo, continues its European journey next week as we launch the photographs in Rome. The one night ‘pop up’ event at the Jumeirah Grand Hotel Via Veneto takes place 2 July. The photographs of celebrities with fish in their naked arms have brought the impending catastrophe of over-fishing to the world media’s attention. Taken by renowned photographers such as Rankin and Alan Gelati, the Fishlove series has featured Greta Scacchi, Jerry Hall, Lizzy Jagger, and French actress Melanie Laurent. Now, a list of illustrious Italian celebrities have joined the campaign to save the marine environment from collapse. “The striking photographs are acting as a wake-up call to the world: end overfishing, or our seas will be without fish within a generation,” says Nicholas Röhl, co-owner of Moshimo restaurant in Brighton, who founded the project with actress Greta Scacchi in 2009 in response to the crisis of collapsing fish stocks in our seas. In one week alone, the Fishlove website, www.fishlove.co.uk, attracted 1.6 million hits. See next week's column for some great party pics! Have you spotted a celeb in the city? comment@thelatest.co.uk Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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L7 INTERVIEW Brendan Cole and Natasha Kaplinsky dancing and asked me to sum it up in three words. So I said ‘yes darling: dull, dull, dull!’ – and it went from there.”

FAB-U-LOUS DAHLING Craig Revel Horwood talks to Andrew Kay about his career, his new show Strictly Confidential with Lisa Riley, & his role in the international hit that is Strictly Come Dancing How do you find time to do interviews – do you sleep? “Yes, but only about five or six hours a night. I don’t seem to need more.” You’re known for Strictly Come Dancing but you have had the most incredible career. The TV role paints a fun, bitchy and frivolous portrait of you but your career has been very serious... “Yes it is, people don’t realise I do anything but Strictly, but now they get to know I am a director and choreographer and that Strictly is a sort of Saturday job running up to Christmas. I like it in a way that I am sort of anonymous in the directing and choreography world and was faceless until the TV, which took over.” But the success of Strictly has allowed choreographers to become recognised... “I totally agree, and going to 45 countries worldwide and being in the Guinness Book of World Records is pretty frightening too. It’s hard to believe we are in our tenth year. It has certainly given choreographers a voice and brought dance to the foreground and inspired a host of other TV dance shows. There’s a place for dance in everybody’s lives. You can do it for fun but even our worst celebrities come away with something.” The celebrities are chosen, I guess, so some will be able to do it and some are there for pure entertainment value? “If it were a professional dance competition it would be vastly different – but it’s not. It’s the pros who have had their competition career and now teach the celebrities to dance.” So that has also created a career for the pros beyond competition? “That’s what great about it. For pros to teach they have to win titles. Strictly has given them a life beyond teaching and possibly a celebrity life. Anton du Beke went on to become a TV presenter, Ian Waite now presents. With the advent of Strictly Confidential, the new live stage show I have

Can you see yourself doing Strictly for years to come? “Yes, I enjoy it and it’s a fantastic Saturday job that lets me continue with my other career. This year I have Strictly Confidential, then I’m doing The Witches Of Eastwick at The Watermill Theatre where I did Sunset Boulevard. It’s a real challenge and I cant wait to get to rehearsals. Then directly after that I am doing a similar thing with Fiddler On The Roof starring Paul Michael Glaser who was Starsky in Starsky And Hutch, and oddly he played Perchick in the regional movie and is now playing the lead role Tevye. He is really looking forward to that because he is an actor with musical experience. Then Strictly starts again and we’re on the road to Christmas and I do panto, this year in Southend on Sea, reprising my role as the Wicked Queen. Then I will be devising the new Strictly Arena show. The great thing about Strictly Confidential is that it can go to places the big arena show cannot go. In this show you learn about Lisa Riley and Ian, and Artem and Natalie. It’s sort of autobiographical, things that happen to them and things you can’t say on the TV show. It appeals to all ages, with extra numbers and dance styles.” Do you ever get frustrated that people have taken a long time to take your work seriously ? “Yes, it took five years before people warmed to me, to know what I am really like when put on the spot and out of my comfort zone. I also did Celebrity MasterChef in 2007 and was runner up. That was good because people saw me panic, sweat and shake like a leaf – not the cool, calm and collected person they see on Strictly.

created, that could go on yearly for the pro dancer and for a celebrity. It’s a way for them to show off their dancing skills and other things as they will be talking about their lives and behind the scenes on the show.” How were you initially approached to do Strictly? “I was directing a show in the West End and the producers were looking for directors and choreographers to be judges. My initial interview was over the telephone and they said ‘before we have you in just give us your thoughts on how you would react in certain situations’. They devised some over the phone and I reacted. Then they asked me in for a screen test and, like anyone, I auditioned. I didn’t know exactly what for either as they only had a concept and not the entire show format or whether it would take off. I went into the BBC, they miked me up and pointed a camera in my face and asked me to watch a monitor with

“I said ‘Yes darling: dull, dull, dull!’ – and it went from there”

Which is the real Craig? [Laughs] “Well, I have done so much now people can make their own mind up. It’s been a fascinating ride for the last ten years. I think a few producers got nervous about asking me to do things because I might be difficult and opinionated, but in fact, I am the reverse.” You’re telling me you’re easy? “No, I’m not easy, I know where to compromise, particularly with producers and money, it’s all relative, particularly now with people being nervous about investing in things. I want to keep theatre going and people coming to the theatre. I can use Strictly to get people who would not necessarily go to the theatre into theatres. It’s a win win situation. The TV has also helped with my charity work. I love doing the arty farty stuff but equally the commercial stuff and one helps keep the other alive. I love panto because it introduces children to live theatre.” Strictly Confidential, The Brighton Centre Wednesday 3 July Box office 0844 847 1515 www.brightoncentre.co.uk

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Dolly Parton’s sensational stage show, 9 To 5: The Musical, returns to the Theatre Royal Brighton

he girls are back in Brighton! 9 To 5: The Musical returns to Theatre Royal Brighton from Monday 5–Saturday 10 August after the show played to packed houses during its run at the theatre last year. Hilarious, outrageous, thought provoking and even a little romantic, 9 To 5: The Musical is about teaming up and taking care of business. The show is based on the hit movie and centres on three office workers who turn the tables on their sexist, egotistical, lying bigot of a boss. They conspire to take control of the company and learn there’s nothing they can’t do. The show features 18 original numbers from Dolly Parton’s Oscar, Tony and Grammy Award nominated score, including ‘Backwoods Barbie’,

‘Shine Like The Sun’, ‘Get Out And Stay Out’ and ‘Let Love Grow’. With an estimated 100 million album sales worldwide, the song writer, film and television star and worldwide icon Dolly Parton is one of greatest selling music artists of all time. One of Dolly’s biggest solo hits, ‘9 To 5’, was nominated for an Academy Award and Golden Globe Award for Best Original Song. The hit song topped the pop and country charts, winning two Grammy Awards including Best Country Song of the Year.

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As a songwriter with over 3,000 songs written and honoured into the Songwriters Hall Of Fame, Dolly penned the global chart topper ‘I Will Always Love You’, sung by Whitney Houston, which is the best selling single ever written and performed by a female artist. 9 To 5: The Musical, Theatre Royal Brighton, Monday 5–Saturday 10 August, Mon 8pm, Tue – Sat eves 7.45pm Thu & Sat mats 2.30pm Tickets £15–£39.50 Box Office 0844 871 7650* www.atgtickets.com/brighton* *Subject to booking fee

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PLAYCARE NURSERY

Open play Choose Playcare Nursery for your child’s development, learning & play

ome along to Playcare Nursery’s open day on Saturday 29 June. The open day is your opportunity to meet the team and join in the fun. Children can join in fun activities including face painting, plus there’s the chance to sample delicious homemade foods from the nursery kitchen. There will be two special visitors on the day: ‘Heartbeeps’, who offer contemporary classes for babies and young children using state of the art music technology, and 'Diddi Dance’ music sessions. Laura from Heartbeeps, will carry out ‘Babybeep’ sessions, a truly special sensory experience for youngsters. Meanwhile, for older children, aged two to four, ‘Diddi Dance’ music sessions use a variety of props from hoops to ribbons and let children explore a variety of dance. The established, centrally located Brighton nursery takes children aged nine months to five years. The 15 place baby group provides everything your child will need within their day, and their nursery cook has devised a nutritious and tasty weaning menu. Your baby will have a day full of cuddles, sensory fun and a routine matched to yours at home. Toddlers at Playcare love to explore their environment. Your child will have a day full of creative, exploratory adventures. Pre-school at Playcare features exciting activities to encourage your child's independence and foster their development. Come along and meet the team on their open day, Saturday 29 June, 10.30am–2.30pm, to find out more. Playcare Nursery, 6 Windlesham Road, Brighton, BN1 3AG, 01273 746316, www.playcarenursery.co.uk

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BRIGHTON WRITES Head shot Courtesy Jerry Lebens

Vanessa Austin Locke

Inspire Me Christina Toimela finds a creative spirit with a love for clay

Breaking up with your bank

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pparently you’re more likely to get divorced twice in your lifetime than you are to change your bank. Which means that Royal and I have some serious marital issues. He stands me up, lets me down, lies and breaks promises. I’ve thought about leaving for a long time. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. How would I survive without him? I called, I said I was unhappy, I even sent an ultimatum... “If you “I even sent an ultimatum: ‘If don’t call me back by the end of the day I’m you don’t call me back by the leaving.” I sat by the phone all afternoon end of the day I’m leaving’” waiting for him to call. The call never came. From out of my window I could see that big black stallion Lloyd. He’s right there, he’s open on Saturdays, and I always did love horses. That sign... it had to be a sign. With tears in my eyes I took one last look at the final letter Royal ever sent me telling me I couldn’t change my address by post, phone or online so all my mail would continue to go to my old address. Then, I left a note on his dresser, and my old wedding ring, with these few goodbye words: Dear Royal, Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you? And I know things have been tough lately, I know business is bad and you’re stressed and tired, well you’re not the only one. It’s been a long, long time coming, but I know that a change is gonna come. The thing is, I’m your boss, not the other way round. Your systems seem so complex that even your staff can’t access them. And when I come in, only to be met by a youth whose sub-text screams, “I’d be smoking weed and watching porn if it wasn’t for you”, well it makes me think that we are all just prisoners here, of our own device. You see... All I’m asking is for a little respect. I don’t want you to buy me off with gifts when I make a complaint, I want you to call me, talk to me like a human being and fix the problem. That’s all. Did I ask too much? More than a lot? You gave me nothing now it’s all that I’ve got. I really have looked for the reasons we were together in the first place... I found it hard, it’s hard to find, oh well, whatever, nevermind. I’ll find someone like you. You’re not even trying that hard not to show it, and baby, believe me I know it... you’ve lost that loving feeling. It’s okay, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m stronger than yesterday, now it’s nothing but my way, I thought that I’d be broke without you but I’m richer. You were my guy when stocks were high but just look what happens when they start to descend. A girl needs someone she can trust handling her best friends. I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s not me, it’s you.

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was at a house party in Hove, where one of the most interesting guests was a smart city girl. Banu Bal, a petite Turkish lady from Ankara with eyes as dark as coal and opinions as sharp as needles. She was a woman with attitude, and she knew where she was heading. At the age of 11 she started making ceramics and decided to follow the artistic footsteps of her father who was a clothing designer. We quickly became flatmates and friends, supporting one another’s creative dreams. When I moved out I told Banu to let me know when she got her pottery studio so I could write about her journey. One year later Banu joined the Borderline Studio and we sat there drinking coffee and eating biscuits. “You told me not to eat too many biscuits and to go the gym,” says Banu. “Did I really say that? Surely not. I have never been a health freak!” I reply and we both start laughing. Then I show her how to do squats, just like we used to do back at the flat. Now we do it to warm up before the interview. Banu came to the UK six years ago to study English. She then completed her Masters Degree in politics and art. She went on to work at the university teaching printing techniques for ceramics and glass. She describes her arrival in Brighton four years ago: “When I came to live here for the first time I saw the sculpture opposite the burnt West Pier. The sculpture made me feel welcome and I took an interest in the black metal of the West Pier. I like doing my research and before sculpting the West Pier as a project of architectural shape and space, I found out the name pier comes from the surname of the French architect who designed the first pier in France.“

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Banu loves being a “Banu chose ceramics over foreign artist and understanding two painting after having seen a cultures. In Turkey people prefer handmade ceramic pool” contemporary ceramics whereas in the UK people want to use the items and many ceramic items have Japanese influences such as blue tones. Banu chose ceramics over painting after having seen a handmade ceramic pool. She loves the whole process as it is full of surprises: “You never know exactly which colour or shape is coming out of the oven. Doing ceramics is what I love. Playing with clay is very relaxing." www.banubal.co.uk Do you know any people who have really inspired you in Brighton? We’re not looking for celebrities. Not ordinary, but extraordinary. Contact Christina: christina.toimela@gmail.com

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Coast

Coast in the heart of the Lanes boasts one of Brighton's best outside eating areas with a huge sunny terrace. Enjoy delicious steaks and seafood, all locally sourced. Modern European fare with a British twist. Serving breakfast every Saturday and Sunday and lunch and dinner seven days a week. Inside there are three floors of seating to choose from! Set lunch and dinner menus available Monday–Thursday. 28 East Street, BN1 1HL. 01273 773727. info@coastbrighton.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner. Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels whilst watching the starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny. Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

The Foragers

Winners of the prestigious Sussex Food and Drink Finals 2012 for Best Eating Experience in Sussex and awarded an AA Rosette for their excellent cuisine. Furthermore, take advantage of their award-winning Beer Garden whilst the sun shines. To celebrate these accolades The Foragers is offering complimentary champagne cocktails to all bookings of ten or more, just make sure to mention Latest 7 when making your party booking! The Foragers, 3 Stirling Place, Hove, 01273 733134, www.theforagerspub.co.uk

The Townhouse

At Kemp Town's favourite restaurant their chefs lovingly create delicious menus using the finest locally sourced produce. They take huge pride in delivering quality food with a warm and friendly welcome. The Townhouse has an amazing location overlooking New Steine and the buzzing St. James Street. You can relax in their bar with your favourite cocktail while listening to live music. Join them for Kemp Town’s best breakfast every Saturday and Sunday 9am–12pm, lunch from 12pm everyday, and dinner from 6pm. They offer amazing value set menus, lunch (2 course £11.95) and

evening (2 courses £14.95), Monday–Thursday, and the best roast in town on Sundays from £9.95. 01273 693216 81-82 St James Street, Kemp Town, Brighton, BN2 1PA www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Chinese

Gars Restaurant

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Indian

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch summer offering is completed with a selection of Thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays. Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indiansummer.org.uk

Nooris

Nooris Indian restaurant in central Brighton has been newly refurbished and offers a fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405, www.noorisbrighton.co.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Chaula’s Lewes

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week

Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Spanish Agua Dulce

If you like your tapas authentic then this is the place for you. Brilliant traditional Spanish food with regional specialities in relaxed surroundings. Superb meat, fish and seafood tapas plus excellent larger dishes like their suckling pig. There is live flamenco every Thursday, three for two tapas (terms & conditons apply) and specials every weekend including new tapas dishes and main courses. Paella, sangria... all that’s missing is the Mediterranean sun! Agua Dulce, 10–11 Kings Road, Brighton, BN1 1NE, 01273 328672, www.aguadulce-restaurant.com

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

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Food & Drink Andrew Kay goes al fresco with a classic picnic from Carluccio’s

To finish there were two rather pretty strawberry tarts, crisp choux pastry filled with cream cheese and piled high with strawberries dressed with balsamic vinegar. They were sweet but not too sweet, and sharp, but not too sharp. Both Mr R and I have decent appetites but confess that we were beaten and I brought home the left overs in the pretty blue chill bag that comes as part of the £45 deal. Now that works out at £22.50 each for a four-course supper with enough left over for lunch the next day. In fact, if you bought a few extras the package would handsomely feed three, if not four. On the train home I also remembered there had been a bar of chocolate in there too, but we were too full of Mr Mozart’s fine music and Mr Carluccio’s fine food. Carluccio’s picnic come in three categories, classic and vegetarian at £45 and bambini for one at £10. Picnics should be booked no less than 24 hours in advance from Carluccio’s. For details visit www.carluccios.com

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hree into my Glyndebourne season and finally weather decent enough for a picnic. I grew up with year round picnics but these days I am less hardy and require at least enough sunshine to take the chill out of our long wintered earth. ‘The Marriage Of Figaro’ was a stunning opera to frame a good Mediterranean picnic and where better to get one than one of my favourite restaurant chains, Carluccio’s? It’s not the first time I have used their services for a picnic, and I have never been disappointed. In truth I have always been more than impressed. This year’s model is a revised version of last year’s menu, a few tweaks here and there that make it interesting. We started off by tucking into a fine box of antipasti misti, chilli stuffed olives that packed a kick, caper berries, excellent artichoke hearts, balsamic onions and soft cheese. With a glass of prosecco it certainly set us up for a walk around the ponds and then in for the first half. By the interval we were rather peckish so as the audience drifted off to one of the three excellent restaurants we headed for my favorite corner, a stone bench and a series of dishes that once again proved to be a delight. To start, the very lightest of goat’s cheese tarts, crisp pastry and sharp fluffy cheese, very delicious and rather generous in size too. On the side two rich hunks of red wine and radicchio focaccia were more than satisfying, in fact we ate only one and not all of that. A salad of pearl barley with broccoli and toasted hazelnuts scattered with rocket was both creamy and refeshing, and again very generous. The salad Panzanella with cherry tomatoes, olives, celery, roasted peppers and basil was lovely, a vibrant mix that was well dressed and rather moreish, the bag of sourdough croutons went unopened sadly, a carb too far at that point, especially as there was still another rather generous main dish. Chicken breast roasted with a herb crust was succulent and deliciously tasty, and again very generous. The parsley and tarragon crust was a delight, not too strident but not without character. It came on a bed of baby lettuce leaves and a salad of waxy potatoes with red onion and spicy salami that was again generously present and rather effective.

Following the sell-out success of this year's Brighton & Hove Food and Drink Festival’s Spring and Autumn Harvest Sussex Gourmet Bus Tours, they've added another date. You could be hopping on board their vintage Routemaster on Saturday 24 August to explore Sussex's award-winning wine industry. After pastries and local juices on the bus, the first stop is the beautiful Wiston Estate where you will have a tour of the winery before tasting a selection of English sparkling wines all made in the traditional method. Then you head over to Ridgeview Wine Estate at nearby Ditchling for a leisurely gourmet buffet lunch from Brighton’s favourite supper club – Cantina – before a tour of the vineyard and winery followed by an extensive tasting of Ridgeview's awardwinning sparkling wines including the Bloomsbury which was served at the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations last year. Your last stop will be back in Brighton, where we'll complete our day with canapés and classic sparkling wine cocktails created by the expert bar team from

Drakes of Brighton. You will also be having a fun wine quiz on route with a fantastic prize of dinner for two plus wine at Hotel du Vin bistro, and there’ll be opportunities to purchase all the wines by the bottle on the tour. Don't miss this exclusive day out discovering why Sussex is one of the world's leading emerging wine regions – and having a lot of fun on the way! Departs 9.30am from the Old Steine Bus Stop Q only Arrive back in Brighton around 6/6.30pm Advance tickets £65 include transport, tours, wine tastings, and a buffet lunch Tickets are limited to 50 people so buy yours online now via http://bookings.buses.co.uk

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WAVE WORLD Health & beauty news & reviews with Zara Baker

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Kettlebells personal training. Lucy Howlett from LIFT Personal Training Ltd is a relatively new face to Brighton but she’s already putting many of us through our paces. I met Lucy on Hove Lawns for a one-to-one Kettlebells training session. One-to-one training means a focus on posture and correct form. Whatever your goal: increased fitness, toning or losing weight, personal training is the best place to start. Working with the Kettlebell weights, Lucy had me complete a range of exercises including squats and lunges, all the while utilising the weights to work the

arm muscles. No stranger to cardio exercise with a strong leg workout, the weights were the new addition for me, and I quickly found it exhausting but exhilarating. Bye bye bingo wings! Creating a figure of eight around the head with the Kettlebell weight was great for the arms, while another fun workout involved passing the weight around the body, moving the waist hulahoop style – great for toning! It wasn’t all fun and games though. Weight training was interspersed with short runs, the plank and my pet hate: push-ups. But with Lucy there to push me harder, I have never found a workout more beneficial. No pain, no gain, right? The best bit? You burn fat for up to 48 hours after the workout. The next day my arms and legs ached, as I’d fired up muscles that had been asleep for a long time! Now the goal is to keep going, as it will be great to see how far I can push myself. Lucy specialises in Pre- and Post-Natal Exercise, but also teaches Dance Tuition, Boxing Fitness (which I can’t wait to try), and offers Nutrition Advice. She has also teamed up with Christian Vila – fellow Kettlebells pro – to teach some of the bootcamp classes. I may not be ready for that just yet, but thanks to Lucy I’m heading towards my next goal. Lucy Howlett, LIFT Personal Training, 07879 490 373, www.liftpersonal-training.co.uk

Get up & glow The Wave beauty team put the products to the test for a summer glow, head to toe Vita Liberata Moment By Moment Tinted Self Tan Mousse, £24.50, from www.vitaliberata.co.uk This product is great if you avoid buying self tanning lotions because you’re weary of the results. Too dark? Not tanned enough? This new mousse lets you choose your shade from a golden glow to a deep bronze. Apply and leave on for between one to three hours before showering. The longer it’s left on, the darker the result. Tan mitts at the ready!

Revlon Photo Ready BB Cream SPF 30, £9.99, www.revlon.co.uk In the summer months stay away from the foundation and try BB cream for SPF protection and non cakey coverage. This combines as a moisturiser and make-up. The texture is lightweight. Once applied, skin tone looked even with a healthy glow all day long.

Revlon Photoready Skinlights Face Illuminator, £11.99, www.revlon.co.uk This illuminating cream gives the skin a wonderful healthy glow – without highlighting pores or appearing greasy. The subtle pink is lovely for preholiday or during. We love it on the face and it can also be applied to the body for a wonderful glow.

need Jennifer Aniston’s LA tan and yoga instructor too... Superfood Smoothies, out July, published by Sterling, £10.99

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Superfood Smoothies by Julie Morris. Los Angeles-based natural food chef Julie Morris has devised 100 nutrient-rich smoothie recipes that would have Jennifer Aniston salivating. Forty-four-year-old Jen is a huge fan of smoothies for health and wellbeing and she looks amazing, so Superfood Smoothies is our summer must-read! An easy-toread introduction offers tips on serving sizes and buying ingredients, plus ‘how to build your smoothie’. Match your mood with creamy concoctions including coconut and banana, or get a huge vitamin kick out of frozen vegetables. A key alongside each recipe depicts whether it’s good for protein, cleanse/detox, bone strength and immunity, among others. The hardest part is choosing which one to do first! Now we just

Smoothies aside, we can’t get enough of Pukka Herbs’ awardwinning tea range – Perfect Day! This new Fairtrade and organic black tea brings together Pukka’s delicious whole leaf Nam Lanh tea, wild-harvested from the Vietnamese rainforests, with full-bodied and sweet ginseng, licorice and maca, to produce a deliciously smooth and sweet tea. Reduce stress and slowly release energy with the special blend of ginseng and maca. Available from Tesco stores and www.pukkaherbs.com, £2.29 for 20 sachets.

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Color Wow – Pop & Lock Crystallite Shellac, £14, www.colorwowhair.com/uk Out July, this wonder cream for the hair seals the cuticle for mirror-like shine. It’s designed to prevent colur fade, adding intense shine. The light, non greasy formula can be used on wet or dry hair. We used it sparingly on dry hair and the colour looked refreshed and bold.

Aromatherapy Associates – Roland Mouret Final Finish Body Serum, £47, from Space NK stores and www.aromatherapyassociates.com A wonderful summer treat – this serum is a miracle! It easily absorbs and leaves the skin feeling rehydrated. Light reflecting particles leave skin with a shimmering glow. With hints of Rose and Vanilla it feels like you’ve just stepped out of a spa. The only downside is there doesn’t seem to be enough of it!

Scott Cornwall Shine On Original Conditioning Hair Glaze, £12.99, from Boots, www.boots.com A brand new product for super glossy hair – without having to colour it. This is applied like a hair colour, taking 20 minutes to develop, and can be used on natural or colour treated hair. Promotes maximum shine and lasts up to 24 washes.

Elemis Skin Nourishing Body Scrub, £28.50, www.elemis.com Before applying a self tan, ensure skin is buffed, soft and even with this delicious new scrub from Elemis. Rich in milk proteins, it’s delicately scented. Used twice a week, skin feels super soft and dull skin is noticably brightened by the gentle exfoliation.

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Dear Jacquie Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for The College of Naturopathic Medicine Q. My eyelid twitches a lot. The optician can’t find anything wrong, but it’s very annoying. Is there anything I can do to help it naturally? SW, Brighton A. Eyelid twitches and spasms always feel more intense then they look to others. They can last a few moments or a few months. To find a solution for twitching eyes, you need to determine the underlying cause of this annoying problem. Doctors call this condition myokymia. The muscle contractions in an eyelid can be triggered by: stress, tiredness, eyestrain, nutritional imbalances, allergies, dry eyes, caffeine and alcohol. Because your optician has ruled out any other condition causing this, such as dry eyes or an incorrect lens prescription, we have to assume that you fall into one of the categories above.

What to do? Ensure you’re getting enough sleep and that it’s of good quality. Check your pillows and the ventilation of the room to promote comfort. Try and deal with any stressful issues and take time to relax. Baths with Epsom salts may deliver enough magnesium through the pores to assist here. Take a break from working at computers and try an eye spray to help dry eyes. Address your diet: remove caffeine, switch to herbal teas and dandelion or barley coffee, and

wave 19 stop alcohol and the usual nasties, such as sugar and processed foods. Add fresh vegetables, salads and fruits to every meal in order to get as much natural magnesium as you can. This very helpful mineral is nature’s tranquilliser and helps to relax muscles and nerves in the body. Foods that especially have a lot of magnesium are almonds and cashews, spinach, soy beans and green leafy vegetables. Magnesium can be used up in the body by stress and exercise/activity so you may need to take a good quality additivefree supplement for a few weeks in order to get enough in the system to help improve your condition by relaxing your muscles and nervous system. As always, see a nutritional therapist who can help you devise a specific food plan to increase your intake of essential nutrients and correct any deficiencies. See your health professional for advice.

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Interested in training to become a nutritional therapist? Please book to attend a CNM open evening. Next dates in Brighton: 3rd July and 1st August. 6.30pm-8.30pm. 01342 410505 www.naturopathy-uk.com

Jacquie Lane is both a lecturer and the Director of Studies at CNM (College of Naturopathic Medicine) in Brighton. Jacquie also runs her own nutrition clinic and manages a biological testing lab specialising in digestive issues. Email Jacquie at: sunshinenutrition@hotmail.co.uk

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Wherever you’re jetting off to this summer, fly safe and in optimum health. Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) can develop after a long-haul flight. It occurs when the blood flows too slowly through the veins, causing a blood clot to form, usually in the legs. Reduce your risk of developing DVT while flying by wearing flight socks. These apply gentle pressure to the ankle to help blood flow. Sitting in the same – usually cramped – conditions also doesn’t help. Walk around whenever you can to keep blood flowing. If you are sat down watching the in-flight entertainment, there are some exercises you can do to reduce the risk of DVT developing: • Raise your heels 10 times, keeping your toes on the floor, then bring them down. • Raise and lower your toes 10 times. • Repeat every 30 minutes • Avoid drinking alcohol on the flight but do drink plenty of water.

Summer sun! Zara Baker finds your summer holiday essentials for health & wellbeing

f Cliff Richard had you singing along to ‘Summer Holiday’ in Hove last week, then you’re probably sat at work thinking about that little ray of sunshine in the near future: your all important summer holiday. Whether it’s in the UK or abroad, a long weekend or a fortnight, a holiday is the perfect break from your normal routine. So, with a warm holiday destination in mind, we have put together your essential travel checklist. Happy travels!

ON THE PLANE

With approximately 500,000 people boarding an aeroplane every day, flying to our destination is by far often the easiest (or only!) choice. Your trip begins at the airport, where strict security regulations on hand baggage allowances are in

place. Airports and different airlines may vary but the main gist is this: do not carry liquids over 100ml in your hand luggage. These will be confiscated – whether it’s drinking water, deodorant, contact lens solution or your favourite designer perfume. Don’t part with your summer essentials! Pack everything over 100ml in your suitcase – in multiple bags to prevent leakage and ruining your summer holiday wardrobe! Liquids under 100ml must be placed in a clear plastic bag to go through security – so think travel size shampoos, conditioners, toothpaste, moisturisers etc. Sharp objects are also restricted from hand luggage so pack your scissors, tweezers and razor blades in your suitcase otherwise you will have to buy them again when you reach your destination – or in the expensive airport shops! Hand luggage must not exceed 56cm x 45cm x 25cm in size. Travel in style: Express Sunshine Flower Turquoise/Pink Cabin Case £49 & Holdall £20, exclusive to www.debenhams.com

Keep germs at bay with The Body Shop’s fantastic range of cleansing hand gels. We love the freshness of the satsuma gel. No need for water or towels! £2.50, www.thebodyshop.co.uk

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Of course, with every great adventure there is risk. Once it’s all over, you’ll be glad you took the plunge, but prepare as much as you possibly can (flight socks/travel sickness pills/travel insurance etc). Not many people can put their hand up and say they love to fly, but, for some, a deep-rooted fear of flying can mean they never board a plane. The end result of a holiday destination and fantastic sights and adventures is enough for most of us to sit in cramped conditions for 10 hours or more. But a real phobia of flying can stop you seeing the big wide world. Remember that, when compared to travelling on the roads,

flying by aeroplane is actually incredibly safe. A fear of heights as well as feeling out of control are often the reasons people fear flying. “The person can experience physical sensations such as feeling sick, shortness of breath, or an increase in heart rate at the mere thought of flying,” says hynotherapist Jonathan Conway from The Conway Practice. There are ways a person can overcome the fear. Jonathan Conway teaches the ‘NLP Fast Phobia Cure’ which enables you to let go of the way the information is stored in the body and change the way you respond in the situation. Visualisation techniques can help you feel calm and in control, as you picture having a positive flying experience. Jonathan can also teach self hypnosis tricks for you to take with you on your journey. Don’t miss out on the holiday of a lifetime because of a negative voice in your head. Jonathan Conway, accredited Hypnotherapist NLP Master Practitioner and Coach: 01273 540425, www.theconwaypractice.co.uk

Keep your passport, holiday insurance, currency and travellers cheques to hand: Heritage Travel Document Case, £4.50 from Accessorize, www.accessorize.com

Don’t leave home without... Passport ques Currency/Travellers che ents um Holiday insurance doc + Sun tan lotion SPF 20 ansing Gel The Body Shop Hand Cle Sun hat/sunglasses Activa Flight Socks o.uk) (www.activahealthcare.c St John Boots Pharmaceuticals Aid Kit st Fir Ambulance Travel ) .uk .co ots .bo ww (w ) (£11.99 1) p2 e (se Essential toiletries

Pick up your essential Flight Travel Pack, £10 from Accessorize, www.accessorize.com

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AstaSUN After Sun Cream, 10.45 from www.powerhealth.co.uk As soon as this was applied to shoulders that had seen a bit too much sun, the sting and burn instantly disappeared. The redness started fading too. The skin didn’t peel and once the tan came out, it lasted longer than usual. A summer essential!

Forget ‘travelling light’, there are some essentials you just shouldn’t leave home without. Buying essentials like sun tan lotion at your destination can be more than double the price. Check the back of your lotions and potions for the ‘pot’ symbol with its lid askew – the shelf life of your product will be written here. Most sun tan lotions are only good for 12 months. Time to hit the shops? While you’re there, don’t forget these other holiday essentials...

Elemis Tan Accelerator, £21, www.elemis.com Ok, it’s another thing to think about before you go away but it’s worth it: this light-weight lotion smells like summer. Use in the weeks leading up to your holiday and avoid being red faced a few days in. It works by boosting the skin’s natural melanin production before sun exposure meaning, increasing your tan’s power. Highly reccommended for pale skin!

Mark Hill Little Hotties! Quick Fix Mini Dry Shampoo, £1.99, from Boots, www.boots.com This travel size dry shampoo refreshes the hair and is great for a quick change of style/added texture. It smells fresh and also sprays on clear rather than white – bonus!

Joico Body Luxe Travel Set, £3.95, available from leading salons, www.joicoeurope.com Easy and clean to dispense, this travel-sized duo is ideal for any trip. Hair is left stronger and looking thicker. Have confidence in your hair looking good in the heat without going flat.

Bimuno Travel Aid, £9.99, www.bimuno.com While travelling abroad, local food, drink, climate and stress can all affectthe balance of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ bacteria in your digestive system. Take these chewable pastilles to support your tummy while abroad.

Richard Ward Seasons: Summer Protect Programme, £27, www.richardward.com All the hair products you need in a travel friendly bag. These super nourishing products include Sun & Sea Protect Shampoo, After Beach Hair Butter (a glorious deep conditioner that leaves hair super soft), De-Humidifying Spritz to keep frizz at bay and the Total Sun Hair Shield to protect against UV rays. We protect our skin with SPF – don’t forget our hair needs the same attention!

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Aromatherapy Associates Rose Hydrating Face Mask, £36, from Space NK, www.aromatherapyassociates.com This has a pleasant fragrance and was easy to apply, but the end result was a little disappointing as skin was not as hydrated as desired! Then again, being prone to dry skin, regular use may be required to reap the benefits. The transparent mask is perfect to apply on board a long-haul flight. Tip: keep in the fridge for some serious post-sun soothing!

2True Pro – Prime Perfect, £5, from Superdrug, www.superdrug.com From the new ‘Pro’ range, we were pleasantly surprised with the results. With its silky texture it was easy to apply and once foundation was applied over it, skin was flawless all day.

Emporio Armani – Diamonds Rose, from The perfume Shop, £24.50/£34.50, www.theperfumneshop.com No summer holiday is complete without a new fragrance to evoke memories long after you’ve returned home. Released this week, we love ‘Armani Diamonds Rose’ – a seductive, feminine fragrance with summery fruity scents and subtle floral tones. Patchouli keeps it sweet, and it’s long-lasting too.

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Well, Victoria Darby remains on the top spot this week but thanks to a brand new song. Andrews & Conroy break through the clique to gain the number ten place but watch out, the usual gang are hanging around! Wanna change the odds? Listen now! Words: Holly Cozens

1 Victoria Darby Dub Be Good To Me 2 The Fooley Mantras Have You Ever Wondered? 3 Bag of Hammers Angel 4 The Black Fields The Fighter 5 Victoria Darby Blackbird 6 Light Fingered Folk One Of These Days

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Bookings

EVER YOUNG ONE

UNION J

Brighton Centre, 19 December 2013, £27.50/22.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Hot on the heels of the success of their debut single ‘Carry You’, X Factor boyband sensations Union J have announced their first ever UK headline tour.

THE DARKNESS

Concorde 2, 7 December, £25 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Believing in a thing called love more than ever, East-Anglian rock-basedpop-music-band The Darkness unleash their new tour celebrating the 10th anniversary of their debut album.

RENT

Brighton Centre, 23 November 2013, £35/25.50/22.50, 0844 847 1515, www.brightoncentre.co.uk Celebrating 20 years since its first stage performance, Atomic Kitten star Natasha Hamilton and runnerup of ITV’s Superstar, Rory Taylor star in this iconic concert of the smash-hit musical.

PASSENGER

7 DarbyBilboa Soundlocker 8 The Longing Sky feat. Julia Fitness Fatal Forbearance 9 The Speak Beautiful People 10 Andrews & Conroy Say Yeah

Concorde 2, 17 October, £13 + booking fee, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Mike Rosenberg aka Passenger has had an amazing year culminating in his latest single ‘Let Her Go’ reaching 45 million views on Youtube and hitting No. 1 in the charts across the globe!

THE DUCKWORTH LEWIS METHOD

11 The Dead Reds People Rise 12 The Dead Reds Hell I Know 13 Arthur and The Irrational Fool 14 Sia-Apantha-Cali Vita Brevis 15 The Fooley Mantras The Prince of Orange Lane

St George’s Church, 20 September 2013, £25.25/22.50, www.seetickets.com With new ball in hand, The Duckworth Lewis Method release their eponymous maiden album, 6 July – exquisitely timed to coincide with this summer’s Ashes tour. They are Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy and Thomas Walsh of Pugwash.

CLIFF RICHARD: MIDSUMMER NIGHTS, STILL REELIN’ AND A-ROCKIN’, Sussex County Cricket Ground, 15 June 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪

he audience that gathered to see and hear the Peter Pan of Pop was, to say the least, silver-haired. At 57 I was in the youngest sector of the crowd as we sat through an underwhelming set from the Military Wives Choir who, if they were not, did a very poor job of disguising that they were not miming to a backing track. But we were not there for them, it was Sir Cliff we wanted and we were not to be disappointed. Backed by a superb band the 72 year old took to the stage with the vigour of the boy who first took the pop world by storm in 1958 with his hit ‘Move It’. He delivered an immaculate set of his hits, and there are so many from each era of his career, that delighted the crowd. Balancing ballads like ‘Miss You Nights’ and ‘The Twelfth Of Never’ with rockers like ‘Devil Woman’ and ‘Wired For Sound’ and a fine smattering of rock and roll classics from his forthcoming album, he gave pretty much all that we hoped to hear and what is most remarkable is that he did it well. The voice is as strong as ever, the range as full and the tone remains the same. Keeping fit has obviously paid off for Sir Cliff – and for his fans. His dance moves are still there too, but at one point I worried that if he didn’t spin equally clockwise and anti-clockwise he would screw himself into the stage. It was a freezing evening outdoors at the cricket ground but the audience was determined not to miss a beat and at the end the grey-haired fans mobbed the stage, in an orderly fashion, to pay homage to the legend that is Cliff, the eternal bachelor boy. Andrew Kay

BEING TOMMY COOPER

Playwright Tom Green took a moment in Vegas to tell his story of the legendary British comic/magician Tommy Cooper, framing Cooper as a comic master, then flipping the shiny coin to show his tarnished underside. An adulterous wife-hitting alcoholic, Tommy Cooper was not without his faults, and neither was this somewhat clunky production with some mediocre performances. But just like Tommy, the show orbits his comedy and that is what shines through and lifts the total with Damian Williams’ title role providing real magic with enjoyably excellent timing, delivery and pathos. Theatre Royal Brighton, 17 June 2013 ✪✪✪ Victoria Nangle

THE CRAIG CHARLES FUNK & SOUL CLUB

Ably supported by the excellent The Impellers funk band, and Brighton’s very own DJ Format, Charles got the crowd moving with a wall of sound that makes his Radio 6 show still one on the best on air. Playing everything from classic choons to more contemporary dance numbers, the Scouse soulster ensured the feet kept shuffling, causing this “tired and emotional” reviewer to throw silly shapes on the dance floor long into the wee small hours, dancing to a final set by Sir Funk. Thoroughly recommended. Concorde 2, 15 June 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪ Tim Pilcher

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WHAT’S ON STAGE

STAGE: THE TROUBLE WITH OLD LOVERS

>THIS WEEK’S MUST SEES

Our favourite Emmerdale baddie comes to Eastbourne

The Pitmen Painters Theatre Royal, Brighton Until Sat 29 June Box office 0844 871 7650 www.atgtickets.com

Judy & Liza The Hawth, Crawley Tues 25 June Box office 01293 553636 www.tickets.hawth.co.uk

If Only Minerva Theatre, Chichester Until Sat 27 July Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk

Murder In The Park – Thriller Season: Dead Certain Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Tue 25–Sat 29 June Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

asting for the charming comedy The Trouble With Old Lovers, which comes to the Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne, from Tuesday 23–Saturday 27 July, has been announced. Peter Amory, who played the memorable baddie Chris Tate in Emmerdale, stars along with Nicola Bryant (Doctor Who), West End star Shona Lindsay, new face Joanna Waters, and Simon Linnell who returns to the Devonshire Park Theatre following his appearance in The Hollow, Murder On Air and Witness For The Prosecution. Angela Huth’s comedy of seduction, misspent passion and marital strife follows four old flames, Edward Laura, Tom and Alice, who find themselves reunited for the first time in 20 years with surprising consequences Will Edward and Laura find a way to put the past behind them and will Tom and Alice’s seemingly-secure marriage survive the seductive onslaught of Mary – on old flame intent on second helpings? The Trouble With Old Lovers is a bittersweet comedy which proves that even faded roses have sharp thorns! The Trouble With Old Lovers, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Tuesday 23–Saturday 27 July, Eves 7.45pm, Mats 2.30pm Tickets from £14.50, 01323 412000, www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk.

STAGE: IF ONLY Angus Jackson – director of the 2013 Olivier Award-winning production Goodnight Mister Tom – returns to Chichester with the world premiere of If Only by David Edgar. This political drama is a witty and astute exploration of the moral dilemmas at the heart of coalition government. Angus Jackson It’s 16 April 2010, the day after the first prime ministerial debate. Stranded in Malaga Airport by the Icelandic ashcloud, a Labour special advisor, a Lib Dem staffer and a Tory candidate consider their options. Can their parties survive without them? How will they get back home? And who’ll end up in government? Fast forward to 4 August 2014 when the three politicians meet again. One of them knows something that could change the outcome of the 2015 election. Should they reveal it? And at what cost? David Edgar’s plays include Destiny, Pentecost and Written On The Heart for the RSC and The Shape Of The Table and Playing With Fire for the National Theatre. His multi award-wininng RSC adaptation of The Life And Adventures Of Nicholas Nickleby was revived by Chichester in 2006, followed by his new version of Henrik Ibsen’s The Master Builder in 2010. If Only maintains Chichester Festival Theatre’s strong track record in commissioning and producing new plays and adaptations. In recent years, playwrights whose work has premiered at Chichester include Roger Crane, David Hare, Ronald Harwood, Mike Poulton, Lucy Prebble and Penelope Skinner. If Only, Minerva Theatre, Chichester, until Saturday 27 July. Evenings 7.45pm except for Wednesdays at 8pm. Matinees 2.45pm on Saturdays and 3pm Wednesdays. From £30.50, 01243 781312, www.cft.org.uk

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS

COMEDY: JIMMY CARR: GAGGING ORDER All over Channel 4, hosting every panel show, plus topical chat on The 10 O’clock Show, & now back to stand-up

hat with all the TV panel hosting, round ups of the various years, spot of acting and writing of best-selling books as a comedy pundit, you’d be forgiven for thinking that stand-up was simply a means to an end for Jimmy Carr. He’s on the telly, got the profile, so why doesn’t he just put his feet up? Because stand-up is still what he does the very best. James Anthony Patrick Carr is almost constantly gigging, alongside his various other highly successful roles, earning him the reputation of one of the hardest working comedians in comedy today. This tour started last year and Carr’s still adding extra dates to it, at some of the biggest theatre venues in the country, and yet resisting those arena shows which have proven so controversial amongst comedy connoisseurs in recent years. Requesting that you ‘leave your conscience, sense of common decency and moral compass at home and come on out for a laugh’, Gagging Order (Jimmy’s latest show) is more of the same sharp writing, tight gags, and knee-jerk laughs before you realise what’s tickled you. Jimmy Carr has gone on record as saying his favourite kind of laugh to hear is the monster feral guffaw followed by the gasp of realisation at what you’re laughing at, so expect plenty of those aimed straight for the very edge of your comfort zone. His shows aren’t themed around an event or topic, like a lot of his fellow comics favour, instead simply aiming to make you laugh in all manner of different ways. And what could be better than that? Jimmy Carr – Gagging Order, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Tuesday 25 June, 8pm, £25

COMEDY: COMIC BOOM Pat Cahill headlines this fantastic evening compered by BBC3’s Paul McCaffrey, with an array of the finest up and coming comic talent in the wings offering up ample comedy support. Really the best place in town to catch the rising laughter stars. Komedia, Thurs 27 June, 8pm, £5–£9 Flange Krammer

This Is The End

weekend at the end of June. Raising money for The Sussex Beacon, grab your ticket and visit all the inspiring places across Brighton and Hove while partaking in some food and drink at different places. Various locations in Brighton and Hove, Saturday 29–Sunday 30 June, 11am–5pm, £12/£10

COMEDY: CAREY MARX & FLANGE KRAMMER – EDINBURGH PREVIEWS If you missed Carey Marx last year due to his thinning of gigs, feast yourself on the highly acclaimed comic in 2013. Tonight’s double bill sees Marx paired with local comedy character act, international skiing legend, Flange Krammer. Both offering up their diamonds in the rough with the work-in-progress state of their shows. Caroline Of Brunswick, Thurs 27 June, 7.30pm, £5

EVENTS: RACE FOR LIFE Help Cancer Research UK make a difference by joining in with this year’s Race For Life. Run, jog, walk or even dance 5km in order to raise money so this worthy cancer

EVENTS: BRIGHTON AND HOVE OPEN GARDENS Over 70 private gardens and community spaces will be open to Stewart Lee the general public for a whole Listings Send your stage listings to: stage@thelatest.co.uk Send your comedy listings to: comedy@thelatest.co.uk Send your events listings to: events@thelatest.co.uk Send your arts listings to: art@thelatest.co.uk Send your music listings to: music@thelatest.co.uk Send your club listings to: clubs@thelatest.co.uk Send your gay listings to: gay@thelatest.co.uk

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Tues 25 Hush Hush Present.. Oh.Captain! Astrid’s Tea Party CaLiCo & Bastardeyescream £4

Wed 26 Tango Boot Camp

Argentine Tango. 8pm–11.30pm, £8/£5 OR £3.50 social dancing only/£3

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Blue Rose Code 8pm £6 adv/£7 door

Fri 28 Brighton Music Awards (The Brights)

Thurs 27 With live performances special guests. Lineside presents punx and 7.30pm, £5 not dead #1 Sun 30 The Vulgarities Crash course Brighton Twisted 2 sick monkeys Market Lineside tbc

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS charity can continue their groundbreaking research to stop cancer affecting so many lives. Stanmer Park, Saturday 29 June, 2pm, Sunday 30 June, 11am, £14.99/£10 entry fee FILM: THIS IS THE END (15) Dir: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen Alright, so no one wants to release a film the week after Man Of Steel, but this is something completely and utterly different. A madcap end of the world comedy starring an assortment of Hollywood stars as clichés of themselves, trying to survive the apocalypse. Starring Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Michael Cera, Rihanna, Paul Rudd and a rather spiffing axe-wielding Emma ‘Hermione Granger’ Watson. Released Fri 28 June Showing at Odeon and Cineworld FILM: HUMMINGBIRD (15) Dir: Steven Knight Jason Statham fancies himself as a bit of an avenging angel in Hummingbird. Well, there’s not much else for him as an ex-special forces soldier on the streets and on the run from a military court martial. Lost in London’s murky underworld, this battered bird soon becomes a golden phoenix, rising amid hot and ouchy flames and with a kick-ass shine to his feathers. Good ole Jase. Showing Fri 28 June Showing at Odeon and Cineworld ART: BRUNSWICK TOWN ART FAIR Local community event set in the Regency splendour of Brunswick Square Gardens, featuring local artists exhibiting paintings, prints, photographs, cards, ceramics, sculpture and jewellery (including Alejandro Martinez and Adam Regester). Admission is free and refreshments available. Brunswick Square Gardens, Sun 30 June, 11am–6pm ART: MA DEGREE SHOWS University of Brighton of Arts hosts three MA Degree Shows; students

MUSIC: DEVENDRA BANHART Jeff Hemmings takes a look at the adventurous artist

W from the MA Fine Art, MA Digital Media Arts, and MA Inclusive Arts Practice courses will be displaying their work. University of Brighton Gallery, Grand Parade, 01273 643010. Sat 29 June–Mon 8 July MUSIC: BLUE ROSE CODE London based singer/songwriter Ross Wilson aka Blue Rose Code, creates, classic sounding songs have been described as ‘Caledonian soul’. At times, a more sophisticated version of The Lumineers. With support from Tom Hughes, Paul Diello and Arthur & The Irrational. Latest Musicbar, Wednesday 26 June, 8pm, £6 MUSIC: HALF MOON RUN Trio from Canada who made some big waves here at The Great Escape in 2012. Hints of warm electronica and rhythmic harmonies inform their indie pop and folk fusion. The Haunt, Wed 26 June, 7pm, £6.50

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ith seven albums under his belt it seems the Texas born (raised in Venezuela) singer Devendra Banhart (his parents were both acolytes of Indian guru Prem Rawat, who gave Devendra his first name, which is another name for the Lord Indra, the Hindu god of rain) has renewed his eclectic sound, even got rid of his beard, but he’s still got his freak folk on even if it has been tamed a little... Born in Houston, Texas, he’s resided in Los Angeles, Paris and Venezuela, and now lives in New York City. Upon arriving back in America aged 13, he couldn't speak any English, and this has perhaps helped him develop an idiosyncratic style, musically and artistically, where salsa, merengue and cumbia meets Nirvana via Vashti Bunyan. Already on his eighth album, Mala depicts the sad echoes of ruined affection, and was once again made with his longtime bandmate, guitarist Noah Georgeson. They played most of the instruments, using borrowed equipment and a vintage Tascam recorder they’d found in a pawn shop, lending the album a more fragmented feel than normal. Banhart’s penchant for self-mocking has given way to a new found confidence; his previous hippie look being replaced by something approaching dapper; he's even been appearing in adverts with his photographer fiancée, Ana Kras. But that vibrato remains, as does his random kookiness, something he plays up to, maddeningly sometimes, whether as a musician or as an artist, a parallel career that has seen him exhibited around the world. He always does his own artwork. Banhart’s previous release, 2009’s What Will We Be, was critical acclaimed, with Rolling Stone calling it “the best he’s ever made”. The Los Angeles Times said the record “found him making comfortable, laid-back folk that didn’t sound like a compromise – more like an artist growing into his own.” For Banhart, his career remains “an adventure and an exploration.” Mala reveals a natural maturation of his style, especially as a singer. Banhart admits: “I don’t really take care of my voice, but, just like with playing guitar, you get more familiar with it, and you get better at it. I’ve always said that I’m very good at not knowing how to play the guitar but, really, it’s just that I’m very comfortable with the utter uncertainty of my approach.” Rather self-deprecating to the last, he calls his music ‘unpopular pop music’. However, his many fans would beg to disagree – this show sold out a long time ago... The Old Market, Friday 28 June, 7pm, SOLD OUT

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS

L7 SADE ALI’S TIPS ON HOW TO LOOK GOOD CLUBBING!

Bmusic The BRIGHTs (Brighton Music Awards) are coming!

rom gifted teenage upstarts and students honing an industry-ready craft to ageing rockers who’ve toured the globe, it’s fair to say few towns offer more in terms of musical multiplicity, personality and quality than this fair seaside town. We think it would be remiss of a place that demands so much of the music world’s attention not to take the time to look inward and celebrate itself, and ‘The Brights’ – founded by music producer and songwriter David Courtney – do exactly that. On Friday 28 June, awards for eight categories, from ‘Best Video’ to ‘Best Venue’, will be handed out by local celebrity Ralph Brown (Withnail And I) and high-profile industry names including Simon Price – music journalist and author – to the individuals and groups that make Brighton’s scene what it is. You can join us at Latest Musicbar for the party! There’ll be no lack of entertainment with live performances from local favourites including; The Dead Reds, Kovak, Jacko Hooper, Fragile Creatures, Kenelis & Tom Stanniford, and an after party featuring alt-rockers Black Bonds then DJs extending the celebrations until the early morning. Tickets are only £5 and can be purchased online from tinyurl.com/BMAtickets but do hurry in case there are none left on the door. Keep up to speed on breaking news about the ceremony on Facebook (www.facebook.com/BrightonLovesMusic) and Twitter (@BrightonAwards) Bmusic and Latest TV will be there filming all the action and we hope to see you there as we celebrate our unique music scene and the many people that make it what it is. Doors: 7.30pm. Start: 8pm Price: £5 Place: Latest Musicbar, Manchester Street, Brighton Visit us at www.facebook.com/BmusicTV for the latest in music.

ooking good is the one thing every girl wants on a night out, so this week I’m going to share some of my tips and tricks on how to do it! When it comes to getting dressed for a night out, most of us try on about 20 different outfits and stress about none of them looking good. What you have to remember is this: as long as you’re comfortable people will notice your confidence and compliment you on how you look. If you’re a Size 10 (or thereabouts), go for a sophisticated, mid-length figure-hugging dress paired with a statement pair of heels. It seems to be the fashion at the moment. Stand out from the crowd by glitzing it up a bit with a large chest necklace and a pair of studs. Don’t go overboard with the glitz as less is more. If you were blessed with a fuller figure then opt for leggings, a nice top and a blazer – comfortable yet sophisticated. Try and match your heels with either your blazer or your top but never the leggings – unless they are black. If you’re a fan of fake tan, keep it in place with a spritz of hairspray all over (yes, really!). It prevents the tan running if a drink is spilt on you! The next step is hair and make-up: when applying your make-up, remember less is more! Try going for the popular smokey eye look but keep it subtle for the summer. If you’re not confident enough to try it, then simple eyeliner and mascara will still make your eyes stand out. Pick a lipstick that either matches your outfit or compliments your skin tone; it makes such a difference in photos (trust me). When it comes to your hair, don’t try too hard. During the summer, natural hair looks best. Worn down, straight or curly, or a simple bun or the Kim Kardashian pony in my eyes are the best looks. Also don’t use too much hairspray in the summer because you will end up in a sticky mess. It may seem a lot of hard work but the less you stress the better you will look. Tweet me (@SadeAli) your pics of you and your friends on your night out, and we will share the best. Good luck, girlies!

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WHAT’S ON CLUBS 27

>DON’T MISS<

Andy Hinton on this week’s best gigs

HANG THE DJ A perfect night of tunes from Eddie the Goatboy in the run up to those sacred days off. Get your own chance to deejay or just enjoy the plethora of indie, alternative, disco and R’n’B anthems plus much more. The Globe, Thursday 27 June, 9pm, Free

STONELOVE With absolutely nothing but pure classic rock and indie to dance to all night long, there is nowhere you would rather be than at Digital with great music on a Friday night. Digital, Friday 28 June, 11pm, £6 MILKSHAKE A newbie to Brighton’s club scene, Milkshake is pulling in the crowds every week with some of the best garage, basement and hip-hop on their playlist. Get down to Brighton seafront this Saturday and experience it for yourself. The Tube, Saturday 29 June, 11pm, £3

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f I were writing for The Guardian this column would simply say “Andy Hinton Is Away”, or something, as I am currently residing in 40°+ temperatures, about 20 metres from the Red Sea in the diving and hippy enclave of Dahab. Music here consists of lots of Bob Marley, the worst DJs I have ever heard – humorous attempt at beat mixing ‘Jump Around’ with some house tune the other night – and one bar has discovered the wonderful Laura Marling, well her second album anyway, which is a nice relief from the constant Bob Marley. The best stuff is actually the Egyptian party music which consists of Arabic drumming, some great singing/wailing with a bit of hip-hop and house thrown in for good measure but as I’m not Andy Kershaw I haven’t a clue what any of it is. We are heading into festival season so the number of gigs is declining. There’s some great stuff constantly being Monsters Build announced for later in the year Mean Robots but this week is a bit of mixed bag; old-stagers and one that sold out long ago. There are though enough others of interest to satisfy. The Black Angels are at The Haunt on Tuesday night. A band I’d not heard of, their noisy psych-rock sounds mighty fine. For fans of Spacemen Three and Wooden Shjips. On Wednesday Brighton Noise is showcasing three local bands at The Albert, all rather good and totally different. Self described electro/math-rockers Cat Fire Radio, Brighton’s very own Beach House, dreampoppers The Hundredth Anniversary and the post-rock of Monsters Build Mean Robots. On the same night yet another talented Canadian band are at The Haunt. Harmonious indie-folky Half Moon Run have a bit of the Fleet Foxes about them, fortunately without the pompousness and erm, yawnsomeness. The rest of the week sees Public Image Limited and Paul Weller playing big (and pricey) shows. Hippy Folkster Devendra Banhart is at The Old Market on Thursday. It sold out eons ago but we have a nice preview on the site for people lucky enough to have tickets. On Saturday at The Duke Of Yorks there is something going on featuring ridiculously prolific lo-fi local lass, Keel Her. I’m not too sure what it is but it starts at 11pm and is sure to be interesting. That’s all folks, I’m off to enjoy some sun. More info at www.brightonnoise.co.uk

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COCO LOCO It’s not quite Friday but celebrate the countdown to your weekend at Coco Loco, Coalition’s Wednesday club night. Combining the best of the UK chart with other boppin’ genres of music and cheap drinks all night long. Coalition, Wednesday 26 June, 10.30pm, £3/£1

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STARS | TV

STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Luck could favour you if you try to move home, so consider the rest of the year a good time to make that fortuitous and overdue change. Your ruler is still rocketing through Gemini, while most things that you hear said sound like fighting talk, maybe your interpretation is defensive.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

You can really shine in social situations gathering admirers quicker than you can say ‘Who spilled the love potion?’ With romantic Neptune, strong as an ox Saturn and lucky Jupiter; optimism combined with imagination and realism prove to be a powerful combination.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

You may have been wondering why we haven’t been talking about finances for a while, well, just in the nick of time Jupiter raises your optimism in this regard, creating the perfect planting bed for formidable assets to grow mighty. Just remember money travels on a two-way street.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

The biggest astrological movement of significance this week is Jupiter’s move into your sign. At first glance, one must allude immediately to the auspiciousness of this. You’re actually feeling rather positive, and you will be rather lucky. But luck only favours the brave, so take a leap of faith.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Sacrifices you make in love could leave you feeling that you are owed some displays of appreciation. If this is not met, you may be disgruntled. The extent of your negative feelings could be an indication of the extent to which you are feeling shortchanged.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Your social diary is going to pick up as you branch out into the expansion of new interests. Your dreams for the future can be cooked amongst like minded people. One particular friend may be in need of your help and a friendly ear.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

For those of you who have been secretly harbouring some burning ambitions, Jupiter’s auspicious move into your house of public recognition and professional endeavour could lead to some long overdue developments. Take the opportunity to shine.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

The opportunity may arise for you to embark on a new course of study which can help you seem more established and professional. A creative muse can stir within you the need to branch out, it is a good time for travelling and further education.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

Your ruler has grown weary of the meandering around the partnership sector of your chart, from this week forth a newness follows as a process of great transformation is afoot. Joint finances are highlighted as are long term investments.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Partnerships become more important as Jupiter moves into your opposite sign of Cancer. Being in love or a committed relationship is bound to be the fasted way to expand your horizons or indeed travelling, exploring and learning together is likely. A special someone may be looking for emotional support.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

Keeping busy is the new lounging around as Jupiters significant influence inspires in you the desire to take on more than you can chew. Try and remain realistic as the tendency is to overpromise and underdeliver which can ruin people’s plans.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

As if by magic and certainly over night, you may rediscover your inner party animal. It’s time to be more adventurous and that may mean you are romantically more appealing. Love comes from everywhere, it’s you who seems to have all the choice. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 825 JUNE – 1 JULY on BBC radio of their own. Sweeping in from leftfield with a random use of green screen and a Guess Who game, it’s plain to see that gimmicks aren’t really necessary when you can so easily reach for the highest common denominator and find the funny in With Victoria Nangle a totally new place. Newbies consisted of sketches from WitTank, character comedy from the ever politically incorrect French misanthropist Marcel Lucont, Russell Kane taking Shakespeare’s language to the bedrooms of Billericay, and a silent but rather lovely almost ast year Live At The Electric kicked off as comic ballet between Paul Currie and his monkey. BBC3’s flagship comedy programme for Not a euphemism. emerging sketch and character comedy, Actually, that was really my only real issue with declaring itself the best place for any performance this second bite of the unorthodox comedy apple. comedy that didn’t quite fit the bill of regular standCall it a pear if you like. Or a kumquat. It just, at up that could happily make its way to The Michael times seemed a bit too laboured with double, single, McIntyre Roadshow. Hosted by BBC3’s darling and blatant innuendo and sexual tomfoolery that prancing emo/goth/creative comic Russell Kane, it didn’t really contain as strong punchlines as the had handpicked some of the rest of the assembled best talent on the circuit that collective. From Russell Kane “reach for the highest didn’t quite... fit. Hurrah! Nick referring to himself as a Helm made a massive splash, common denominator ‘comedy fluffer’ as the mildest and is now commissioned with part of his intro, to the sexual his very own TV series in the and find the funny in a schoolyard jokes in a mock works, and Humphrey Ker staff room, it was almost as if headed Stateside and is being totally new place” the strength of the writing paraded around La-La Land as wasn’t allowed to stand on its someone to keep a beady eye out on, which isn’t own for too long, and so was generously topped hard to do with him measuring at 6’7” in his with rude words for ‘the BBC3 audience’. Who aren’t stockinged feet. So now it’s time for a second really all as obsessed with knob jokes as some series, launching next week, and we should all be people might think. It also meant that some of the rubbing our hands together in anticipation of the actually well written smutty jokes did show up how new tasty comedic treats these clever talent scouts just adding a swear word might shock your mum have ferreted out for our delectation. into laughing, but it wasn’t going to stand the test First off, we’ve got some top quality acts of time and talent anytime too soon. returning. Totally Tom – two chaps called Tom – are The good and constant thing about Live At The still framing proceedings with backstage Electric is its format. It’s a real mix of inputs shenanigans. Laughing at themselves, rather than meaning that each new sketch is a fresh adventure. at anyone else’s expense, their patter sits well and And the chance for fresh talent to break the mould. is original. I like it. Live At The Electric, BBC3, Thursday 4 July Also returning is double act Two Episodes Of Mash, consisting of Joe Wilkinson and Diane Morgan – two very good and unique comics in their Follow me: latestvicky own right and having just completed a second series

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tuesday 25 Secrets From The Workhouse ITV1, 9pm Tales of the workhouse are not just saved for the pages of Dickens’ books. Fern Britton, the actor Brian Cox, author Barbara Taylor-Bradford and model Kiera Chaplin (Charlie’s granddaughter) uncover the details of how their families went from poverty to the workhouse, and what that meant.

Imagine... Vivian Maier: Who Took Nanny’s Pictures BBC1, 10.35pm Here’s a goodie, Alan Yentob delves into this mystery of the nanny who died in 2009 leaving a secret hoard of thousands of stunning photographs. Never seen in her lifetime, now the pictures of Vivian Maier sell for thousands of dollars, and stories of her life are equally elusive.

Sweat The Small Stuff BBC3, 10pm Radio One’s Nick Grimshaw hosts this panel show about making a big about the small thing. Give attention to the niggles and power to the itches in life! Anyway, Grimmy looks back at some of the best bits of the series, with guests including Holly Willoughby, Caroline Flack, JLS’s Aston Merrigold, and Rylan.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.35 Heir Hunters 8.20 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 Country Show Cook Off 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Wimbledon 2013 4.20pm Heir Hunters 5.05 Flog It! 5.50 Wimbledon 2013

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 May The Best House Win 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 12.00pm News 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.35 River Cottage Veg Heroes 1.05 FILM: Rooster Cogburn (1975) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna will go to any lengths in order for her family’s safety. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Something For Nothing Second of a two-part consumer series. Journalist Harry Wallop sets himself the challenge of cooking a three-course gourmet dinner and getting dental work and a full body MOT for absolutely nothing. 9.00 Child Genius Documentary series. As the Spelling Bee round arrives, Hugo’s rebellious streak might finally catch him out. 10.00 Dates A series of one-off dramas. Erica finally comes out to her brother, who reacts by setting her up on an internet date with a garrulous Scotsman. 10.35 How To Find Love Online Dawn O’Porter presents the first of a two-part guide to finding love online. 11.35 Random Acts 11.40 Greatest Shows On Earth Daisy Donovan and some of the most popular television shows. 12.40am PokerStars.com Caribbean Adventure 1.40 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.10 Sailing: America’s Cup Discovered 2.35 British GT 3.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.30 Leukaemia And Lymphoma Research Blenheim Palace Triathlon 4.20 Ironman 2013 4.50 Ironman 2013 5.15 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Mystery Woman (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away John is adamant that he does not want Jett to give evidence to the police about Casey’s arrest. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Monkey Life Series about Dorset’s Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. 7.30 Highland Emergency Documentary series. Royal Navy Rescue 177 is tasked to rescue a badly injured mountain biker on a remote track near Edinburgh. 8.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series following the lives of the natives and expats who live in Gibraltar. This programme joins Gibraltar’s ambulance crew on call. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. A murder inquiry leads DB and the team to a suspect who has lived in an underground bunker, where he keeps his daughter safe from the outside world, since his wife was murdered 11 years ago. 10.00 Big Brother Coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Great Goals 10.00 Live Rugby Union 1.15pm Super League 2.45 Football Gold 3.00 TBA 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Super League 5.00 Rugby Union 6.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 10.00 Rugby Union 11.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12.00am International T20 Cricket 2.00 Rugby Union 3.00 Football Asia 3.30 Super League Backchat 4.00 International T20 Cricket

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Max and Tanya are devastated as they wait for news on Lauren; when they realise the true extent of her problems, Tanya realises she needs to take matters into her own hands. 8.00 Holby City Gemma steps in after Ollie’s erratic behaviour endangers a patient’s life. Sacha tries to make amends with Chrissie, but could this be the end of their marriage? Will Arthur finally let Chantelle know how he feels? 9.00 Life Savers Documentary revealing the life and death dilemmas faced at the very limits of frontline medicine. Critical Care paramedic Dan Cody rushes to help seventeen-year-old Molly who’s lying in agony on a busy road, having been knocked off her moped on the way home from college. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... Vivian Maier: Who Took Nanny’s Pictures See highlights. 11.45 FILM: Forces Of Nature (1999) Starring Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck, Maura Tierney, Steve Zahn. Screwball romantic comedy. 1.25am Weatherview 1.30 News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from day two of the 2013 Wimbledon Championships, held at the All England Lawn Tennis Club. At this stage last year Andy Murray booked his place in round two by beating Nikolay Davydenko in straight sets. 9.00 The Route Masters: Running London’s Roads Series revealing how TFL and the police keep London’s roads moving in the face of extreme pressure. This episode explores the world of London’s nightbuses. As London has become a more 24-hour city since 2000, the number of passengers travelling at night has tripled. The nightbus service has grown to cope with the demand, but now its drivers face an unpredictable crowd. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about Holidays, with Bill Bailey, Rich Hall, Rob Brydon and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 The Secret Life Of The Sun 90 million miles away from us is the power that shapes our world – the Sun. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Apprentice 4.00 Apprentice For A Day 4.40 Beneath The Lab Coat 5.00 Spark

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Belle is rushed to hospital after drinking Debbie’s discarded vodka. 7.30 Nature’s Newborns Vet Steve Leonard encounters some little big cats, some tiny tigers and native Scottish wildcats. 8.00 Love Your Garden Alan Titchmarsh returns with a new series of the hit gardening show. He comes to the rescue of a fellow gardener and his family in Hurst Green as they bravely cope with a life-threatening illness. Diagnosed two years ago with motor neurone disease, Malcolm Dean is confined to a wheelchair and unable to go outside and do the gardening he used to love. Alan turns up to surprise the family and to see for himself how unsuitable the current garden is for their needs. He then sends them away whilst his crack team arrive on site. 9.00 Secrets From The Workhouse See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Jason Donovan Jason Donovan joins Piers to relive the dramatic highs and lows in his life and career. 11.35 The Americans Cold War drama series. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00 Super League 9.30 PGA Tour Golf 10.30 European Tour Golf 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf 2.00 PGA Tour Classic 3.00 PGA Tour Golf 4.00 World Cup Of Pool 5.00 NFL – Total Access 6.00 Football Asia 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 10.00 Super League Backchat 10.30 Poker 11.30 Football Gold (x2) 12.00am Football Asia 12.30 Golfing World 1.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 2.00 Poker 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.00 European Challenge Tour Golf 5.00 Super League Backchat 5.30 Football Asia

Sky Sports 3 6.00am European Tour Golf 7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00 Women’s Hockey 9.30 Road To Kona Ironman 10.00 Athletics: Edinburgh Marathon 10.30 Thrillseekers 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Ford Super Sunday (x4) 5.00pm WWE Smackdown 7.00 DTM Motor Racing 8.00 Rugby Union 9.00 Ford Super Sunday 10.30 Challenge Series Golf 11.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 12.00am Triathlon 1.00 DTM Motor Racing 2.00 V8 Supercars 3.00 V8 Supercars 4.00 DTM Motor Racing 5.00 Matchplay Championship Golf

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7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 The Call Centre 10.00 Sweat The Small Stuff. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am The Call Centre 1.30 Lee Nelson’s Well Funny People (x2) 2.30 New: Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Wainwright’s Walks 8.00 Hidcote: A Garden For All Seasons 9.00 The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge 10.00 Ian Hislop Goes Off The Rails 11.00 Metroland 11.50 Precision: The Measure Of All Things 12.50am Quick Cuts 1.20 Wainwright’s Walks

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 100% You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Magaluf Weekender 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Lemon La Vida Loca 12.35am Girlfri3nds

12.10pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Pie In The Sky

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 New Girl 9.30 The Mindy Project 10.00 Happy Endings 10.30 The Cleveland Show 11.00 Rude Tube 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

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wednesday 26 Hollywood Me Channel 4, 8pm Ever wanted a bit of glam in your life? Got a bit of the old greeneyed monster when flicking through those celeb magazines? Paediatric nurse Jenny Maine gets the full works – jetted over to LA for a surprise makeover, while back in Blighty her home in Leicester gets the Hollywood treatment too. Razzle dazzle.

The Apprentice BBC1, 9pm There aren’t many candidates left, and yet they still manage to splinter within thier business groups regardless. That’s dedication against teamwork. This week the gangs are asked to create and brand their own ready meal, and then given the chance to pitch them to Britain’s supermarket giants. Wowzers.

FILM: Ghost More4, 9pm More than just a scene with a potter’s wheel, this flick will make you go ‘aww’, cry, laugh and then tuck you into bed for that midweek rest you’ll be needing after all that. Patrick Swayze is killed by a mugger but can’t pass over until his girlfriend Demi Moore is safe. And Whoopi Goldberg won an Oscar as the fab psychic.

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie is wracked with guilt as Belle lies unconscious in hospital. 7.30 Coronation Street Tina faces up to the reality of Jake’s future. 8.00 All Star Mr & Mrs Phillip Schofield presents. The couples hoping to win big this time are Coronation Street actress Sally Dynevor and her husband Tim Dynevor, British skier Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards and his wife Sally Edwards, and JLS singer JB Gill and his girlfriend Chloe Tangney. 9.00 Love And Marriage The comedy drama series continues. Pauline’s sister Rowan fears that her unconventional family is falling apart. Heather tells Ashley that he is definitely the father of her baby, but decides that it will be brought up as Charlie’s. However, she soon begins to doubt his suitability as a dad – has she made the wrong decision? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Joanna Lumley’s Nile Joanna Lumley explores the Nile from sea to source. In this episode, she reaches Khartoum, the capital of Sudan. 11.35 The Americans Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 British Touring Car Championship 4.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Milkshake! Show Songs 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 CSI: NY 3.10 FILM: Pretend You Don’t See Her (2002) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Heath elicits the truth from Kyle. Bianca discovers a programme for pregnant students that would suit Rosie, in the city. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Paul Merton In India Series following Paul Merton as he travels through India. Paul meets a group of dancing policemen in the Punjab. Who’ll bet he’ll make a joke about laughing policemen at home? 8.00 Emergency Bikers Actionpacked documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews. Biker paramedic Mark Hayes comes to the aid of a man who has been hit by a bus. 9.00 NCIS American crime drama. When the investigation into a fire on a ship leads to a revelation that threatens the security of the entire US fleet, Tony and Ziva travel to Italy to investigate a potentially explosive device found on an aircraft carrier. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments, couplings, friendships and the diary room. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debat. 12.00am 2013 National Heads-Up Poker Championships 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 International T20 Cricket 11.00 Super League Backchat 11.30 Football Gold (x2) 12.00pm European Challenge Tour Golf 1.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 Super League Backchat 3.30 Football Gold 3.45 Football Gold 4.00 International T20 Cricket 6.00 Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.30 Sporting Heroes 11.30 NFL: Inside The Vikings 12.30am Friends Life T20 2.30 Sporting Heroes 3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 4.30 Friends Life T20

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from day three of the 2013 Wimbledon Championships, held at the All England Lawn Tennis Club. 9.00 Horizon: Swallowed By A Black Hole This summer, the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way is getting ready to feast. A gas cloud three times the size of our planet has strayed within the gravitational reach of our nearest supermassive black hole. And across the globe, telescopes are being trained on the heart of our Milky Way galaxy, some 27,000 light years from Earth, in the expectation of observing this unique cosmic spectacle. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired A task to create a new ready meal leaves one candidate with a bad taste in their mouth. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 The Route Masters: Running London’s Roads This episode explores the world of London’s nightbuses. 12.20am Sign Zone: Horizon – The Creative Brain: How Insight Works 4.00 Fit To Rule – Learning Zone 4.30 Regency Life: 3 Lives In 1 Day 5.00 Olympic Spark: Fire Up Your Future 5.30 You Too Can Be An Absolute Genius 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Mandarin Duck – First Flight

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.35 SuperScrimpers 12.55 FILM: Blood Alley (1955) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Sinead is left humiliated, but does she have another idea up her sleeve? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Hollywood Me See highlights. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at the A&E department of King’s College Hospital over a 24-hour period. This episode looks at husbands and wives, enduring marriages and the changing nature of love. 10.00 Dates A series of one-off dramas about modern-day relationships. Stephen is expecting Mia to turn up for a naughty afternoon in a London hotel, but a long wait makes him wonder if he has been stood up. 10.35 Why Am I Still Single: First Cut Documentary which follows a single man and a single woman as they turn detective on each other’s love lives in an attempt to work out why neither of them are in a relationship. 11.35 First Dates Documentary series. 12.35am Random Acts 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: Barclaycard Mercury Prize Sessions 12.55 One Born Every Minute USA 1.50 FILM: Bad News Bears (1976) 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.20 SuperScrimpers 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.30 Rhys Jones’s Wildlife Patrol Wildlife series with Dr Rhys Jones. A police raid on a seafront snake wrangler leads Dr Jones to some unexpectedly nasty surprises. 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. The Barrys prepare to air their dirty laundry on national television, but it is Kevin that ends up under the spotlight when an unexpected guest turns up. 9.00 The Apprentice See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker hosts another edition of the light-hearted sports quiz. Regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by England cricketer Monty Panesar, Olympic silver medallist Samantha Murray, Welsh rugby star Scott Quinnell and former Premier League footballer Dion Dublin. 11.05 D-Day: The Last Heroes The concluding part of historian Dan Snow’s documentary series tells the powerful and heroic stories of those who risked their lives on the beaches of Normandy. 12.05am FILM: Wah-Wah (2005) 1.45 Weatherview 1.50 BBC News

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 9.00 Australian Ironman 10.00 Challenge Series Golf 10.30 Golfing World 11.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 12.00pm Women’s Hockey 1.30 Challenge Series Golf 2.00 World Cup Of Pool 3.00 Australian Ironman 4.00 World Cup Of Pool 5.00 Champions Tour Golf 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All 7.00 Total Rugby 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 Soccer AM The Best Bits 12.00am Elite League Speedway 2.00 Boots ‘n’ All 3.00 Soccer AM The Best Bits 4.00 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Matchplay Championship Golf 8.00 DTM Motor Racing 9.00 V8 Supercars (x2) 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Aerobics Oz Style 12.00pm Football Gold (x2) 12.30 Ford Super Sunday (x3) 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line 6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 Women’s Hockey 8.30 FIBA World Basketball 9.00 Ford Super Sunday 10.30 Champions Tour Golf 11.30 Asian Tour Golf 12.00am European Tour Weekly 12.30 Inside The PGA Tour 1.00 Champions Tour Golf 2.00 Trans World Sport 3.00 Women’s Hockey 3.30 Champions Tour Golf Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 MOTD Live: Confederations Cup Semifinal 10.00 FILM: The Rock (1996) 12.10am Family Guy (x2) 12.55 American Dad! (x2) 1.40 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.10 The Call Centre 3.10 World’s Craziest Fools 3.40 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Wainwright’s Walks 8.00 Natural World 9.00 Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 10.00 Quick Cuts 10.30 The Art Of Tommy Cooper 11.00 Glastonbury After Hours 12.15am Britain Goes Camping 1.15 Quick Cuts 1.45 Natural World

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 9.00 Hell’s Kitchen 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Celebrity Juice: Hunks Special 12.35am America’s Got Talent (x2)

2.00pm The Royal 3.00 Pie In The Sky 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Barbara 5.15 Man About The House 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 9.00 The Seasons With Alan Titchmarsh 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.40 Law & Order: UK 12.40am Pie In The Sky

2.00pm Scrubs (x2) 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 FILM: Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) 9.50 Rude Tube 10.50 Made In Chelsea 11.55 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.55am New Girl

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Ghost (1990). See highlights. 11.30 The Good Wife 12.25am Come Dine With Me 1.35 Simon Hopkinson Cooks 2.35 A Place In The Sun

11.00am Danger Within (1960) 1.05pm Rio Grande (1950) 3.10 Destination Moon (1950) 5.05 Only The Valiant (1951) 7.10 Bedazzled (2000) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15 Riff-Raff (1991) 1.10am The Burning Plain (2008)

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thursday 27 The Real Cost Of Beauty: Tonight ITV1, 7.30pm With Botox parties, quickie face lifts, and summer holiday boob jobs, the 21st century’s attitude towards plastic surgery is blasé to say the least. Even in the face of the recent breast implant scandal, business is still booming. Fiona Foster examines this obsession in today’s culture.

Happy Families ITV1, 9pm What does it mean to be a dad? More than a taxi service, boyfriend-terrifier or heavy-lifter, this documentary looks at three fathers in today’s Britain (including one stepdad) and sees how the lines are drawn, support offered, and the changing face of the paternal role in families now. Good ole Dad.

India: A Dangerous Place To Be A Woman BBC3, 9pm It’s a dangerous thing in itself to pass sweeping statements about an entire country, but in the wake of recent stories of gang rape and the subsequent push to change the laws regarding rape in India, 28-year-old British Asian Radha Bedi uncovers the reality of life for young Indian women.

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Will And Grace 7.25 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 12.00pm News 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.35 River Cottage Veg Every Day 1.30 FILM: Anne Of The Indies (1951) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Football Gold (x2) 9.30 European Tour Weekly 10.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.00pm Total Rugby 1.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 Sporting Heroes 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 6.00 LIVE International T20 Cricket 10.00 Football Gold (x2) 10.30 Barclays Premier League World 11.00 Ringside 12.00am International T20 Cricket 2.00 Ringside 3.00 TBA 3.30 International T20 Cricket

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from day four of the 2013 Wimbledon Championships, held at the All England Lawn Tennis Club. 9.00 Who Were The Greeks? Classicist, Dr Michael Scott, uncovers the strange, alien world of the ancient Greeks. Looking at the lives of the Greeks, Michael asks who were these people who gave us democracy, architecture, philosophy, language, literature and sport? Travelling across Greece today, Michael takes us to ancient cities and battlefields, to great ruins and across wild countryside. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week’s news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.20 Horizon: Swallowed By A Black Hole This summer, the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way is getting ready to feast. 12.20am The Review Show 1.20 Sign Zone: Kids Lost In Care – Panorama 3.55 D-Day: The Last Heroes – Learning Zone 4.30 Tales From The Old Bailey 4.45 Tales From The Old Bailey 5.00 Bringing Books To Life

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robbie puts the boot in for Debbie. Brenda makes a decision that shocks Gennie. 7.30 The Real Cost Of Beauty: Tonight See highlights. 8.00 Emmerdale Debbie is floored when Andy takes the kids. Katie’s plans to report Declan are scuppered. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs Paul O’Grady meets the latest batch of residents at the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. In this edition, he encounters Egg, a seriously neglected six-month-old boxer who was found chained to a tree in a London park over the Easter weekend. Plus, puppy Flipper arrives after being found inside a cardboard box. 9.00 Happy Families See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Zoo Cameras return to London Zoo for a second series, exploring the changing role of zoos in the 21st century. Love is in the air in this episode as the keepers play matchmakers. This is not always easy as they face dilemmas over the rights and wrongs of hand-rearing or allowing nature to take its course. 11.35 The Americans Cold War drama series. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Real Cost Of Beauty: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Milkshake! Monkey 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 CSI: Miami 3.15 FILM: Honeymoon For One (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Indi calls off the search for Romeo and finally lets go of him, while patching up the strained relationship with her father. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 The Hotel Inspector Awardwinning hotelier Alex Polizzi is on a crusade to transform Britain’s most desperate hotels and B&Bs. This week, she meets a stressed-out couple whose hotel and relationship is on the rocks due to an overemphasis on perfection. 8.00 Cowboy Traders Documentary series exposing rogue traders. Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger investigate a company who took thousands of pounds from schools and parents for kids’ skiing holidays that never took place. 9.00 Help! I’m 16 But Look 60: Extraordinary People Documentary following Zara Hartshorn from Rotherham in South Yorkshire who is 16 years old, but is often mistaken for a much older woman. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house, including all the action, arguments and couplings. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Cricket On 5 1.00 SuperCasino 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 House Doctor 4.50 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. 7.25 EastEnders Lauren returns home and Max and Tanya are determined to keep her from harm but it only takes something small to send Lauren spiralling again. Can Max and Tanya save Lauren from herself? Kirsty is extremely on edge when she thinks Carl may have rumbled her plan – is Kirsty’s world set to crumble around her? 7.55 MOTD Live: Confederations Cup Semi-Final Gary Lineker introduces live coverage of the second semi-final at the Fifa Confederations Cup in Brazil, at the Estadio Castelao in Fortaleza. The winners of Group B take on the runners-up from Group A for a place in the final. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debate with a panel of prominent public figures and an invited audience, chaired by David Dimbleby. This edition comes from Newcastle. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will’s world is turned upside down when his mother makes an official statement. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Compare Your Life Reality series in which Carlton Hood, the former CEO of Confused.com, helps people to achieve their dreams. In this episode Carlton meets Hampshire couple Fiona and Jonathan, who task him with finding them a rural business in Wales. 9.00 First Dates Documentary series. With nine million Brits now looking for love online, this series aims to get inside the sometimes stressful, sometimes joyful experience of what it’s like to meet potential partners for the first time. 10.00 Eye Spy Hidden camera reality series, narrated by Stephen Fry. Actors play out a variety of challenging scenarios across the UK. 11.05 Random Acts 11.10 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series. 12.15am The Man With The 10Stone Testicles: A Bodyshock Special 1.10 How To Find Love Online 2.05 The Police’s Dirty Secret: Channel 4 Dispatches 3.00 Wild Things 3.30 Location, Location, Location 4.25 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Experience 8.00 Boots ‘n’ All 9.00 Friends Life T20 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00pm Boots ‘n’ All 1.00 Friends Life T20 3.00 Elite League Speedway 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.30 TBA 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE Winning Post 9.00 Ringside 10.00 WWE Late Night Raw 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.30 Super League Superstars 2.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 2.30 Australian Ironman 4.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 5.00 Super League Superstars 5.30 IAAF Athletix Magazine

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Asian Tour Golf 6.30 Women’s Hockey 8.00 Elite League Speedway 10.00 Football Gold 10.15 Ford Super Sunday (x3) 5.00pm WWE Vintage 6.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 6.30 Super League Superstars 7.00 GB Sevens 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 TBA 12.00am European Tour Golf 1.00 PGA Tour Golf 4.00 GB Sevens 5.00 Sporting Greats (x2)

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7.00pm The Apprentice 8.00 The Call Centre 9.00 India: A Dangerous Place To Be A Woman. See highlights. 10.00 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am New: Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Don’t Call Me Crazy

7.30pm Top Of The Pops: 1978 8.00 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 8.30 London On Film: The West End 9.00 Best Possible Taste: The Kenny Everett Story 10.30 The World’s Most Beautiful Eggs: The Genius Of Carl Faberge 11.30 Glastonbury At 40: From Avalon To Jay-Z 1.30am Top Of The Pops

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Atlanta 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 Totally You’ve Been Framed! 8.15 FILM: Liar Liar (1997) 10.00 Lemon La Vida Loca 10.50 Celebrity Juice 11.35 Fake Reaction 12.15am The Only Way Is Essex

12.00pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 The Royal 3.00 Pie In The Sky 4.10 Only When I Laugh 4.40 Barbara 5.15 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.50 Murder, She Wrote 7.50 Wycliffe (x2) 10.00 Afterlife 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Those Who Kill

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11.05 Fresh Meat 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Valentine 10.00 Nashville 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies 12.05am Come Dine With Me 1.05 My Big Fat Gypsy Valentine

11.00am Joyeux Noel (2004) 1.15pm The Good Die Young (1954) 3.10 The Desperadoes (1943) 4.55 Avalanche Express (1979) 6.40 Ladyhawke (1985) 9.00 The Hurt Locker (2008) 11.35 Raining Stones (1993) 1.25am The Square (2008)

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friday 28 Big Brother: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Emma Willis is the ringmaster of tonight’s eviction proceedings after a more than likely heated week in the Big Brother house. Tension builds, and we catch up on just what the key points have been in the house for the last 24 hours, before one of the housemates is ceremoniously chucked out to the public.

Glastonbury 2013 BBC2, 10pm The mother of all festivals warrants its monster coverage to straddle both BBC2 and BBC3 for the weekend. With proceedings hosted by Jo Whiley, Mark Radcliffe and Lauren Laverne, there’s live shows and highlights of the day looked back at, in this rather comprehensive coverage. Arctic Monkeys play tonight.

2 Broke Girls E4, 8.30pm Our broke girls are on the hunt for work and find themselves as extras on a TV show shooting a scene at the diner. How very convenient! What’s even more handy is that Caroline gets offered a smidge more cash for an actual role – Hollywood beckons... until the strings attached become apparent.

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6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.55 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Undercover Boss Australia 11.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 12.00pm News 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.40 River Cottage Veg Heroes 1.10 FILM: The Day Will Dawn (1942) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s televisions 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Make Way For Noddy 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Emergency Bikers 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.10 FILM: Secrets Of An Undercover Wife (2006) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x2) 9.00 Ringside 10.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.00pm IAAF Athletix Magazine 1.30 Super League Superstars 2.00 Ringside 3.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 6.00 Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Lions Test Preview 2013 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Lions Test Preview 2013 11.00 The F1 Show 12.00am Friends Life T20 2.00 Lions Test Preview 2013 3.00 TBA 3.30 Friends Life T20

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Phoebe risks everything to safeguard Vincent’s future. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 Four Rooms Members of the public pit their wits against Britain’s top dealers in art, antiques and collectibles as they attempt to secure the highest possible bid for their prized possessions. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts the game show in which contestants are given a million pounds at the start of the show but then face seven questions in order to hold on to the cash. 10.35 Phoneshop Sitcom set in a mobile phone retailer. Ashley and Jerwayne come to terms with the fact that they are getting older. 11.10 Trojan Donkey Hidden camera comedy sketch show. Kitty Donald attempts to convince a man to be her kidney donor. 11.40 Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast Funnyman Alan Carr returns to his stand-up roots, filmed live in Manchester. 12.40am Random Acts 12.45 The Million Pound Drop Live 2.15 New Girl 2.35 The Mindy Project 3.00 Accidentally On Purpose 3.20 St Elsewhere 4.10 Location, Location, Location 5.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 5.15 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away When Casey is held on remand, the Braxton brothers form a united front after Ricky admits to the deceit she has been a part of. 6.30 5 News At 6.30 7.00 Paul Merton In India Series following Paul Merton as he travels through India. Paul lets his hair down in the self-proclaimed ‘rock city’ of India; visits a centre for the children of prostitutes in Kolkata; and samples the laidback countryside of Kerala. 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks And Trailers Observational documentary series. A mega convoy of 16 brand new Stobart trucks sets off on a 1,200 mile road trip delivering a two million pound Mercedes Motorhome to the Spanish Grand Prix. 9.00 Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights. 10.30 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate, with special guests, exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats. Presented by Rylan Clark and AJ Odudu. 11.30 Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Another edition of the sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders Abi is stunned when she discovers her mum’s plan and she is determined that Max knows the truth. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon is back in the host’s chair in the comedy panel show. Team captains David Mitchell is joined by Jimmy Carr and Griff Rhys Jones and Lee Mack is joined by Dave Myers and Susanna Reid. 9.00 Miranda Sitcom. Old school pal Tilly sets Miranda up on a blind date with an army doctor friend, Dreamboat Charlie. 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Comedy series. There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, as Rory and Dino are on the rocks. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Chat show. Graham is joined by Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, Samuel L Jackson and comedian and writer Nick Frost. 11.25 FILM: Starship Troopers (1997) Starring Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey, Neil Patrick Harris. Science fiction satirical adventure. 1.20am Weatherview 1.25 News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from day five of the 2013 Wimbledon Championships, held at the All England Lawn Tennis Club. 9.00 Wild Shepherdess With Kate Humble Kate Humble lives with shepherds in some of the most extreme environments on earth, discovering how the relationship between shepherd and flock has played a crucial role in human history. Kate, who bought her own farm in Wales two years ago, gets to grips with an unfamiliar animal – the alpaca – living with alpaca herders in the Peruvian High Andes. Here she discovers an ancient culture at a crossroads between tradition and progress. The people here are struggling to make ends meet – lack of pasture and poor quality animals threaten this traditional way of life. Kate sets off in search of solutions, but soon learns that the whole alpaca industry is on a knife-edge. 10.00 Glastonbury 2013 See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Jeremy Paxman. 11.00 Glastonbury 2013 Live coverage from the Glastonbury Festival continues into the small hours. 2.00am Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan is furious to learn that Adam and Katie have slept together. 7.30 Coronation Street Tina is keen to get things back to normal. 8.00 Harbour Lives Ben Fogle meets the people who live and work around Poole harbour. Jeremy Channon has been a corporate solicitor for 10 years but is considering taking over the family fishing trawler when his father retires. 8.30 Coronation Street Deirdre comes to Roy’s aid. 9.00 Britain’s Secret Homes Michael Buerk and Bettany Hughes present the fourth in a five-part series which reveals the remarkable and compelling stories of places, people and events that have changed the history of Britain and the world. Greg Rusedski, photographer Rankin and journalist Rageh Omaar discover the amazing secrets and fascinating tales that lie hidden within homes. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Music And Lyrics (2007) Starring Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore, Haley Bennett. Romantic comedy about a former boy band member who tries to resurrect his career by writing for a young starlet. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm 4.35 ITV Nightscreen

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00 International T20 Cricket 11.00 Super League Superstars 11.30 Ringside 12.30pm ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 International T20 Cricket 3.00 GB Sevens 4.00 Super Rugby Union 6.00 LIVE Friends Life T20 10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown 12.00am WWE Late Night Bottom Line 1.00 Super League 3.00 Tight Lines 4.00 Super League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am International T20 Cricket 8.00 Super League Superstars 8.30 LIVE Super Rugby Union 10.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Ford Super Sunday 3.30pm LIVE International Cricket 11.30 Tight Lines 12.30am Trans World Sport 1.30 Racemax 2.30 Thrillseekers 3.00 Super Rugby Union 5.00 Lions Test Preview 2013

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7.00pm Jake Bugg & Rita Ora Live @ Glastonbury 8.00 Professor Green & Bastille Live @ Glastonbury 9.00 Dizzee Rascal & Foals Live @ Glastonbury 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 FILM: The Rock (1996) 2.35 The Call Centre 3.35 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Written On Skin From The Royal Opera House 9.05 Glastonbury Live: Seasick Steve 10.05 Disco At The BBC 11.05 Glastonbury Live: Chic Featuring Nile Rodgers 12.20am The Joy Of Disco 1.20 Festivals Britannia 2.50 Disco At The BBC

6.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Kids 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) 11.10 Celebrity Juice: Girls On Top Special 11.55 Celebrity Juice: Corrie Vs EastEnders Special 12.40am Lemon La Vida Loca

12.10pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 The Royal 3.10 Pie In The Sky 4.20 Only When I Laugh 4.55 Barbara 5.25 Man About The House 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 A Touch Of Frost 10.00 Scott & Bailey (x2) 12.05am FILM: Dead Calm (1989)

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Aeon Flux (2005) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.50 The IT Crowd 12.20am Friday Night Dinner

11.40am FILM: A Challenge For Robin Hood (1967) 1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) 11.45 Father Ted (x2) 12.50am Embarrassing Bodies

11.00am Only The Valiant (1951) 1.05pm The Virgin Queen (1955) 2.55 Murphy’s War (1971) 5.00 I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 7.05 Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008) 9.00 Die Hard 2 (1990) 11.20 The Running Man (1987) 1.15am Looking For Eric (2009)

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saturday 29 Your Face Sounds Familiar ITV1, 7.30pm Take Me Out’s Paddy McGuinness and BGT’s Alesha Dixon host a new show where celebrities transform into some of the most famous musical superstars and must convince a panel of judges to win money for their chosen charities. Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be...oh right, different programme.

The Walking Dead Channel 5, 11pm In the third series of this awardwinning zombie apocalypse US drama, police officer Rick thinks he may have found sanctuary for him and the others (including his heavily pregnant wife) from the dead heads with an insatiable appetite for flesh. Starring Andrew Lincoln and David Morrissey.

FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley More4, 10pm Shortly after Matt Damon made a name for himself in Good Will Hunting, he took on the role of Tom Ripley; a young man with an unhealthy need to belong in society. A case of mistaken identity allows him to do just that, with dangerous consequences. Directed by Anthony Minghella.

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6.40am Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 1 8.15 Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 2 9.55 Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Practice 3 11.05 Wimbledon 2013 4.00pm Glastonbury 2013

6.00am Jake And The Neverland Pirates 6.15 Jake And The Neverland Pirates 6.25 Poppy Cat 6.40 Poppy Cat 6.50 Canimals 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.00 Gravity Falls 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Dinner Date 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.15 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.20 Saturday Farm 12.20pm River Monsters 1.20 FILM: Holiday On The Buses (1974) 3.00 All Star Mr & Mrs 4.00 Midsomer Murders 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 You’ve Been Framed! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 Your Face Sounds Familiar See highlights. 8.45 All Star Family Fortunes Vernon Kay presents the first in a new series of the popular gameshow. Casualty’s Patrick Robinson and his family compete against The X Factor’s Rylan Clark and his clan to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charities. 9.45 The Americans Cold War drama series following two KGB agents posing as Americans. The FBI have new encryptions which are stopping the KGB getting in touch with an agent who has an extensive spying network within the US ballistic missile programme. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 10.45 FILM: Space Cowboys (2000) Starring Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner, Donald Sutherland and Marcia Gay Harden. team of superannuated astronauts who are rejected by NASA in the 1950s but find themselves in demand years later when a Russian satellite system malfunctions and plunges towards Earth. 1.05am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 3.00 In Plain Sight 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 VW Racing Cup 7.30 Mobil 1 The Grid 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Heston’s Fantastical Food 1.35 Channel 4 Racing 4.20 Sainsbury’s IPC Grand Prix Final

6.00am - 8.00am Children’s television 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.35 Thundercats 11.00 Highland Emergency 11.30 Big Brother: Live Eviction 12.55pm CSI: NY 1.40 CSI: NY 2.30 FILM: Gold (1974) 4.50 FILM: Zulu Dawn (1979)

6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 The F1 Show 7.30 Lions Test Preview 2013 8.30 Cricket AM 10.00 LIVE Rugby Union 1.30pm Ringside 2.30 LIVE Friends Life T20 6.00 Rugby Union 7.00 Ringside 8.00 LIVE Fight Night 1.00am LIVE Fight Night

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Come Dine With Me Highlights include an Americanthemed evening, unusual delicacies including an ostrich egg and pigs ears, and a trip to the wild west. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series with Kevin McCloud. Design enthusiasts Mary Martin and Carl Turner want to build something never seen before among the traditional Victorian terraces of Brixton in south London - a home that resembles a giant stack of glass cubes. 9.00 The Million Pound Drop Live Davina McCall hosts. 10.30 FILM: Patriot Games (1992) Starring Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin and Thora Birch. Taut action thriller in which an ex-CIA agent and his family are targeted by a vengeful Irish terrorist. While on holiday in London, Jack Ryan foils an attack on the British Royal Family, killing one of the terrorists in the process. 12.50am Paddy’s TV Guide Paddy McGuinness hosts the comedy show, taking place in his glamorous Bolton pad where he shows us the good, the bad and the ugly from the world of television. 1.35 Just Around The Corner 2.05 The Million Pound Drop Live 3.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.45 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures

7.00 5 News Weekend 7.10 The CSI Movie: Crisis Featurelength crime drama set in Miami. A police van taking a shipment of guns to be destroyed is ambushed. 8.45 Big Brother Coverage of all the latest events from inside the Big Brother house. 10.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Psych A panel of experts and psychologists analyse the behaviour of the Big Brother housemates. Presented by AJ Odudu. 11.00 The Walking Dead See highlights. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Mark Morris. 12.00am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan presents a series in which she undertakes a range of wildlife-related dares in exotic locations. 4.25 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.10 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Celebrity Mastermind Football Focus presenter Dan Walker, financial guru Martin Lewis, DJ Nihal Arthanayake and Olympic cyclist Sarah Storey answer questions. 7.00 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and co-host Richard Osman present a soapthemed celebrity special 7.50 The National Lottery: In It To Win It Dale Winton presents. 8.40 Casualty Tom and Sam clash over the best course of action when a mother can no longer cope with the strain of family life. 9.30 BBC News 9.50 FILM: Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) Starring Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons and Samuel L Jackson. Third in the series of highspeed action thrillers about maverick New York cop John McClane. This time the death-defying lawman, suspended from the force, goes up against a madman who is threatening to detonate bombs all over Manhattan. 11.50 FILM: Tombstone (1993) Starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Dana Delaney. Based on the story of US Marshal Wyatt Earp, his friend Doc Holliday and the gunfight at the OK Corral. 1.50am Weatherview 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Wimbledon 2013 Further live coverage from the day’s play at Wimbledon, where places in the second week of the world’s most prestigious tennis tournament are up for grabs. Presented by Sue Barker. 8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights of the day’s action from the 2013 Championships at the All England Club. 9.00 QI Stephen Fry asks unanswerable questions about hypnosis, hallucinations and hysteria. With Ronni Ancona, Phill Jupitus, Robert Webb and Alan Davies. 9.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briain and the team find the comedy in the week’s news with the help of guests Gary Delaney, Holly Walsh and Josh Widdicombe. 10.00 What A Load Of Buzzcocks Blur’s Alex James narrates this romp through key years of Never Mind The Buzzcocks’ 17 year run, combining the most engaging music news stories with a raft of Buzzcocks’ memorable moments. This time the featured year is 2006. Includes a closer look at Madonna’s career, a tribute to Coldplay and Simon Amstell making his debut in the Buzzcocks hotseat. 10.30 Glastonbury 2013 Coverage from the Glastonbury festival. Charge yourself £3 for a warm coke, stick on your best wellies and pretend you’re actually there.

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football Gold (x2) 6.30 Friends Life T20 8.30 Women’s Hockey 10.00 Ringside 11.00 Friends Life T20 1.00pm LIVE European Tour Golf 5.00 Football Gold (x4) 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 TBA 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 Friends Life T20 4.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Max Power

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Ringside 8.00 Super League 10.00 WWE Smackdown 12.00pm WWE The Bottom Line 1.00 Max Power 1.55 LIVE Super Rugby Union (x2) 6.00 Max Power 7.00 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 Rugby Union 10.30 Friends Life T20 12.30am WWE Late Night Superstars 1.30 WWE NXT 2.30 WWE Late Night Smackdown 4.30 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 5.30 Football Gold (x2)

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7.00pm Live: Laura Mvula & Noah And The Whale @ Glastonbury 8.00 Live: Ben Howard & Maverick Sabre @ Glastonbury 9.00 Live: Two Door Cinema Club & Example @ Glastonbury 10.30 Live: Chase & Status @ Glastonbury 12.00am Family Guy (x2) 12.45 American Dad! (x2) 1.30 Impractical Jokers

7.00pm Heritage! The Battle For Britain’s Past 8.00 Oceans: Atlantic Ocean 9.00 Wallander (x2) 10.55 Glastonbury 2013 12.00am Public Enemy: Prophets Of Rage 1.00 Word Up! Black American Pop At The BBC 2.00 Top Of The Pops: 1978 2.35 Oceans: Atlantic Ocean

11.10am FILM: Catwoman (2004) 1.10pm FILM: Dennis (1993) 3.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 4.30 FILM: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack Of The Clones (2002) 7.15 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) 9.00 FILM: Pitch Black (2000) 11.15 Lemon La Vida Loca 11.55 FILM: 300 (2006) 2.10am Fake Reaction

8.55am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 10.00 The Royal (x2) 12.00pm Pie In The Sky 1.05 Foyle’s War 3.10 Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man 5.00 FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.35am Cracker

1.00pm Glee 2.00 Charmed 3.00 90210 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x4) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 The Mindy Project 7.30 Happy Endings 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 FILM: Coming To America (1988) 11.20 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.25am The Big Bang Theory (x2) 1.25 Phoneshop

8.55am Time Team (x4) 1.10pm FILM: Zulu (1964) 3.55 A Place In The Sun 4.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Britain (x3) 8.00 Walking Through History 9.00 The Year Britain Flooded 10.00 FILM: The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) 12.45am Kirstie’s Handmade Britain (x3)

11.00am Destination Moon (1950) 1.00pm Stardust (2007) 3.30 The Remains Of The Day (1993) 6.10 The Hunt For Red October (1990) 9.00 Limitless (2011) 11.05 Scanners (1981) 1.05am My Name Is Joe (1997)

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sunday 30 Once Upon A Time Channel 5, 8pm Fantasy drama series from the writers of Lost. Rumpelstiltskin (played by Robert Carlyle), Emma and Henry set out on a quest to find Baelfire, Rump’s son while the classic tale of Jack and the Beanstalk is reinvented in this episode with the help of some magic beans... and mushrooms. Magical.

The Returned Channel 4, 9pm The mystery continues in this incredibly popular french supernatural drama series as Julie begins to wonder if Victor had anything to do with her neighbour’s death while Camille attempts to live a normal life as ‘Alice’. In other news, the reservoir water level continues to drop without explanation.

Micro Monsters With David Attenborough Sky1, 7.30pm Hero and expert of the natural world, Sir David Attenborough takes on an exploration of the macroscopic world of bugs in his new nature series. This episode demonstrates how certain bugs choose partners then proceed to woo them with neither a boozy drink nor a cheesy chat-up line.

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6.40am FILM: Mr Lucky (1943) 8.15 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 9.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 10.30 MotoGP 12.05pm EastEnders 2.00 Athletics: Birmingham Grand Prix 5.00 Glastonbury 2013

6.00am - 7.00am Children’s television 7.10 Bookaboo 7.20 Almost Naked Animals 7.35 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 7.50 Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil 8.00 Sonny With A Chance 8.25 ITV News 8.30 Country House Sunday 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.25 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Sparkling Cyanide (1983) 1.20pm Love Your Garden 2.20 A Touch Of Frost 4.20 You’ve Been Framed! 4.50 FILM: Beethoven’s 5th (2003) 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which three celebrities take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning £20,000 for charity. 8.00 The Cube: Celebrity Special Olympic gymnast Louis Smith and former The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright challenge The Cube. 9.00 Michael Buble’s Day Off Singer Michael Buble gives a unique and personal insight into his life as he takes a day off in his hometown of Vancouver to spend time with family and friends, before he heads off unannounced to his high school reunion. Michael also performs classics such as World on a String, Come Dance with Me, plus one of his greatest hits entitled Home. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Talent Show Story Victoria Wood narrates a documentary series looking back at the history of talent shows on British TV. 11.15 Murder, She Wrote Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. 12.15am The Store Every day The Store brings you a fantastic range of products from JML 2.15 Monk 3.00 Motorsport UK 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 Ironman 2013 7.05 Toshiba Windsor Triathlon 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.25pm The Big Bang Theory 12.50 The Simpsons 1.20 The Simpsons 1.50 Celebrity Come Dine With Me 2.55 Hollywood Me 3.55 Deal Or No Deal 4.55 FILM: Fantastic Mr Fox (2009)

6.00am - 9.00am Children’s television 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 The Mr. Men Show 10.15 Power Rangers: Samurai 10.50 Thundercats 11.15 Monkey Life 11.45 Big Brother 12.55pm BB BOTS: Rylan’s Supersized Celebrity Sunday 2.00 FILM: National Security (2003) 3.35 FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 5.40 FILM: Lost In Space (1998) 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 Once Upon A Time See highlights. 9.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 10.00 FILM: The Eye (2008) Starring Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola and Parker Posey. English-language remake of the Hong Kong chiller about a woman whose corneal transplant comes at a terrifying price. Blind since a childhood accident, the patient regains her sight after the operation – but soon begins to experience horrifying visions that appear to predict future events. 11.55 Bomb Patrol Series following a US Navy elite bomb squad as as they search out, disarm and destroy deadly explosives on a five-month deployment in Afghanistan. The New England Patriots’ cheerleaders stop by to give a morale-boosting performance. Brendan Schmutte, Jeremy Stein and Chase Holzhauer go along to show off their own cheering skills, but Chase and Jeremy are soon called on to dispose of a Taliban suicide vest. 12.55am SuperCasino Live interactive gaming 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am Football’s Greatest (x2) 7.00 TBA 9.00 Sporting Greats 9.30 Rugby Union 10.30 Fight Night 12.30pm LIVE European Tour Golf 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00 TBA 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 Rugby Union 3.00 Super Rugby Try Time 3.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 Rugby Union 5.30 Super Rugby Try Time

6.35 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team hear fascinating stories and make bombshell valuations as they examine people’s treasures. 8.00 Countryfile In this special edition of Countryfile John Craven visits the Lake District, England’s biggest national park. He makes a journey by steam train, takes a ride on a steamer on Lake Windermere and finishes his journey on foot atop Orrest Head to catch one of the Lake District’s most famous views. Whilst he journeys in style, John looks back at some of the best stories to have featured cars and boats and bikes on Countryfile. Like the time Julia took to two wheels for a hair-raising ride through Grizedale Forest. Or when Matt took to the water in the last Morecambe Bay prawn boat afloat. And John himself takes a trip back down memory lane as he returns to his teenage stomping ground at the Isle of Man TT races. 9.00 The White Queen Dramatic adaptation of Philippa Gregory’s novels set during the Wars of the Roses. Desperate to further her son’s claim to the throne, Margaret Beaufort joins Warwick’s rebellion against Edward. The rebellion fails and the traitors must run for their lives. Jasper Tudor escapes into exile,

7.00 Peter Jones Meets 8.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. 9.00 Rise Of The Continents Two hundred million years ago the continent we know as Eurasia – “the vast swathe of land that extends from Europe in the West to Asia in the East” – didn’t exist. Prof Iain Stewart shows that where the South of Eurasia is today there was once a ninety-million-square-kilometre Ocean known as the Tethys. It is the destruction of the Tethys Ocean that holds the key to Eurasia’s formation. But the formation of Eurasia is just the beginning of the story, because the process that formed it is still active today. Prof Stewart travels to the island of Stromboli, Italy’s most continually active volcano. The volcano’s spectacular eruptions show that the ocean floor is being pulled beneath Eurasia. It is this process that closed the Tethys, and today is closing the Mediterranean, revealing Eurasia’s future. 10.00 Glastonbury 2013 Coverage from the Glastonbury festival. Enjoy all the music from this world class festival without having to leave the comfort of the couch. 2.00am Sign Zone: Countryfile The Countryfile team are on the coastal flatlands of Kent. 3.00 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Terror In The Skies Aeronautical engineer Brendan Walker examines amazing footage of aviation incidents and near-misses in a bid to find out just how safe we are in the skies. 8.00 The Secret Of Lincoln Jail: A Time Team Special A special edition of the history series. Tony Robinson and the team have access to an archaeological dig which will reveal the secrets of Lincoln Castle’s dark history of punishment. 9.00 The Returned See highlights. 10.05 FILM: Fracture (2007) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, Embeth Davidtz and Rosamund Pike. Courtroom thriller. An arrogant young prosecutor takes on a wily engineer who, after murdering his unfaithful wife and confessing to police, pleads not guilty to the charges in court and sets about systematically destroying the seemingly open-and-shut case against him. 12.15am The Simpsons Sideshow Bob is released from the Springfield Penitentiary and sets out to get his revenge on Bart. 12.40 The Simpsons 1.05 FILM: Chitrangada: The Crowning Wish (2012) Multi-layered story about a choreographer who is staging a production of Rabindranath Tagore’s dance drama 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats: Sir Donald Bradman 6.30 Friends Life T20 8.30 Ashes Memories – Edgbaston 1997 9.00 Cricket Writers On TV 10.30 Live Test Cricket 6.30pm LIVE International Cricket 11.30 Test Cricket 12.30am Cricket Writers On TV 2.00 Ashes Memories - Ben’s Dream Debut 2.30 Test Cricket 3.30 Sporting Greats 4.00 Sporting Greats 4.30 Test Cricket 5.30 Ashes Memories: Box Office Boxing Day

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Ashes Memories – Gilly Goes Ballistic 6.25 Live IRB Sevens World Cup 6.30pm WWE Experience 7.30 Fight Night 9.30 Super Rugby Try Time 10.00 Super League Full Time 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am This Week In WWE 12.30 WWE Vintage 1.30 Canoeing 3.00 Fight Night 5.00 Racemax

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2.00pm Modern Family (x7) 5.30 The Simpsons (x2) 6.30 Futurama (x2) 7.30 Micro Monsters With David Attenborough 8.00 Everything Or Nothing: The Untold Story Of James Bond 10.05 Stella 11.05 Modern Family 11.35 Night Cops (x3) 2.20am So You Think You’re Safe? 3.10 So You Think You’re Safe?

7.00pm Formula 1: The British Grand Prix – Highlights 8.00 Live: Vampire Weekend & Jessie Ware @ Glastonbury 9.00 Live: Editors & Lianne La Havas @ Glastonbury 10.00 Live: The Xx Live @ Glastonbury 11.30 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 12.15am Family Guy (x2) 1.00 American Dad! (x2)

7.00pm Britain’s Natural World: Wild Summer River 7.10 The Rabbits Of Skomer 7.20 FILM: She Wore A Yellow Ribbon (1949) 9.00 Rich Hall’s You Can Go To Hell, I’m Going To Texas 10.30 Live: Glastonbury: Bobby Womack 12.00am Festivals Britannia 1.30 America On A Plate: The Story Of The Diner

11.15am America’s Got Talent (x2) 1.15pm FILM: King Ralph (1991) 3.15 FILM: Catwoman (2004) 5.15 FILM: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005) 8.00 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Big Rich Texas 11.50 Hell’s Kitchen (x2) 1.45 71 Degrees North

7.55am Murder, She Wrote: The Last Free Man 9.50 Heartbeat (x2) 11.50 Wycliffe 12.55pm Murder, She Wrote 1.55 FILM: Little Shop Of Horrors (1986) 3.45 Inspector Morse 5.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.55 Lewis 10.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.10am FILM: The Witches Of Eastwick (1987)

4.00pm 90210 5.00 The Mindy Project 5.30 New Girl 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 FILM: Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) 10.15 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.20 Don’t Trust The B—— In Apartment 23 11.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12.55am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

8.55am Scrapheap Challenge (x2) 11.05 Jamie’s 15-Minute Meals (x5) 1.40pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.20 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.00 Nashville 7.55 Simon Hopkinson Cooks 9.00 The Restoration Man 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.05 Derek 11.40 Embarrassing Bodies 12.45am Simon Hopkinson Cooks

11.00am Dr Strangelove (1964) 1.00pm Imagine That (2009) 3.05 Black Knight (2001) 4.55 The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1955) 6.50 Grease (1978) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15 The Spirit Of ‘45 (2013) 1.10am The Savages (2007)

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monday 1 Coronation Street ITV1, 7.30pm & 8.30pm It wouldn’t be a normal day in Weatherfield if David found himself completely free of chaos. While he turns to a close friend to confide his latest woes, Roy refuses to face up to his problems. Also tonight in this two parter, Faye is left disappointed by Tim. Aye up love, get a brew ready and enjoy.

The Prince and His Secret Properties: Dispatches Special Channel 4, 8pm Reporter Antony Barnett delves into the secretive estate of the Duchy of Cornwall, inherited by Prince Charles. He explores the surprising size of the property empire along with the questionable amount of tax paid on them.

Skins E4, 10pm The new series of the famous teen drama set in Bristol reunites us with some of the original crew and where they are in their lives post-college. Effie is as troublesome as ever, now a receptionist embarking on an affair with her wealthy boss while flatmate Naomi is concerned about her actions.

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.35 Heir Hunters 8.20 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 9.05 TOWN With Nicholas Crane 10.05 Country Show Cook Off 10.35 Click 11.00 Daily Politics 11.30 Wimbledon 2013 4.20pm Heir Hunters 5.05 Flog It! 5.50 Wimbledon 2013

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Let’s Do Lunch With Gino & Mel 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 The Hungry Sailors 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.10am - 7.05am The Hoobs 7.05 Will And Grace 7.30 According To Jim 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 The Secret Millionaire USA 11.00 Double Your House For Half The Money 12.00pm Channel 4 News 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 12.35 River Cottage Veg Heroes 1.05 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 1.15 FILM: Very Important Person (1961) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Brendan’s Magical Mystery Tour 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Joe is furious when he makes a discovery that rocks the Roscoes’ world. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv 8.00 The Prince And His Secret Properties: Channel 4 Dispatches Special See highlights. 8.30 Food Unwrapped In this episode they ask how much cow is in a beef stock cube, how cornflakes are made, and what exactly processed cheese is. 9.00 Undercover Boss High-flying company executives go undercover to ensure their businesses are in good shape. 10.00 Greatest Shows On Earth Daisy Donovan gets to grips with some of the most popular television shows on the planet to find out what makes some very different cultures tick. 11.05 Coming Up Series of original dramas from emerging filmmakers. 11.40 Random Acts 11.45 Child Genius Documentary series following the lives of ten gifted children growing up in Britain 12.50am Eye Spy Hidden camera reality series, narrated by Stephen Fry. 1.45 Beauty And The Beast: Ugly Face Of Prejudice 2.40 Secret Eaters 3.35 Location, Location, Location 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

6.00am - 8.00am Children’s television 8.10 Mio Mao 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Roary The Racing Car 8.45 Milkshake! Monkey 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Picking Up And Dropping Off (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans (x3) 9.00 Fight Night 11.00 PGA Tour Golf 2.00pm European Tour Golf 4.00 Fight Night 6.00 Super League Full Time 7.00 Super League Superstars 7.30 LIVE Super League 10.00 Football Gold (x2) 10.30 Great Goals 11.30 Premier League Years 1.30am Super League 3.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (x2) 5.00 Great Goals

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Fake Britain Matt Allwright investigates the conmen who are trying to get their hands on your money. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders A heartbroken Max makes a big decision when torn between the women in his life. 8.30 The Truth About Pills And Pregnancy – Panorama Current affairs. Many women have to take medicines while pregnant. But could they be risking the health of their unborn child? Decades after the Thalidomide scandal shocked the world, Panorama reveals how another medicine has damaged far more children. 9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring an eccentric group of ex-police officers brought out of retirement to investigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got Old News For You 11.05 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Chat show. 12.20am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 12.25 BBC News

8.00 Today At Wimbledon John Inverdale introduces highlights from the 2013 Championships, held at the All England Club. 9.00 Rick Stein’s India Rick Stein arrives in the southern town of Madurai in Tamil Nadu – the land of temples. Here he learns the art of temple cooking and perfects the knack of eating with his hands. He samples the famous south Indian sambar before taking a road trip across the spice laden Western Ghats to the land of coconuts, Kerala. 10.00 What A Load Of Buzzcocks Blur’s Alex James narrates this romp through key years of Never Mind The Buzzcocks’ 17 year run. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Rise Of The Continents Two hundred million years ago the continent we know as Eurasia – “the vast swathe of land that extends from Europe in the West to Asia in the East” – didn’t exist. Prof Iain Stewart shows that where the South of Eurasia is today there was once a ninety-million-square-kilometre Ocean known as the Tethys. 12.20am Sign Zone: Bradford: City Of Dreams Two-part documentary series exploring life in contemporary Bradford, West Yorkshire. 1.20 The Super League Show 3.55 I Never Said Yes 4.45 Ask Lara: Sink Or Swim 5.00 Ed Petrie Presents Cosmic Bringing Books to Life

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Debbie struggles to deal with life without her kids. Katie’s revenge on Declan has big consequences for Andy. 7.30 Coronation Street See highlights. 8.00 The Dales Adrian Edmondson returns to visit the Wildman family farm in Kirkby Malham, Malhamdale, where a year ago, dad Chris Wildman embarked on a plan to build a charcuterie on the farm. The building work is finally complete and Ade is there to attend the grand opening. 8.30 Coronation Street See highlights. 9.00 Long Lost Family Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell present a series which aims to reunite family members after years of separation. David and Paul Shannon are searching for their father who disappeared from their lives when they were young boys. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.35 Benidorm Madge unwittingly gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger. – 11.05 Monk Crime drama series about a private police consultant with OCD. 12.00am Jackpot247 Play roulette on your telly. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITV Nightscreen Textbased information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 Home And Away As the Braxton boys come looking for them, Ricky and Tamara flirt their way out of Adam’s den, but only Ricky makes it out of his grasp. 6.30 5 News 7.00 Classic Car Rescue Documentary series following Bernie Fineman and Mario Pacione as they lovingly restore classic cars. 8.00 The Gadget Show The presenters hook up with superstar gamers KSI and Ali-A in LA at the biggest gamers’ expo on the planet E3 - to find out how good the PS4 and Xbox One really are. 9.00 The Town The Travellers Took Over Documentary. Journalist Paul Connolly investigates why the Irish Traveller community chose Rathkeale, Co Limerick, as its spiritual home, owning 80 per cent of the town’s land and property. 10.00 Big Brother Highlights of all the latest events inside the Big Brother house. 11.00 Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Forensic crime drama. 12.55 SuperCasino Live interactive gaming 3.55 HouseBusters 4.20 House Doctor 4.45 Divine Designs 5.10 Wildlife SOS

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Test Cricket 7.00 TBA 9.00 Test Cricket 10.00 TBA 10.30 LIVE Test Cricket 6.25pm LIVE Friends Life T20 10.00 Test Cricket 11.00 TBA 12.00am Friends Life T20 2.00 Test Cricket 3.00 TBA 4.00 Friends Life T20

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football’s Greatest Managers 6.30 Football Gold (x2) 7.00 The Premier League Years 9.00 Football’s Greatest 9.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 10.00 The Sky Sports Years 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm The Premier League Years 2.00 Football’s Greatest 2.30 Football’s Greatest Managers 3.00 Football Gold (x2) 3.30 The Sky Sports Years 4.30 Football Gold 4.45 Football Gold 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00 The Premier League Years 9.00 Great Goals Of European Football 9.30 Inside Sailing 10.00 WWE Late Night Bottom Line 11.00 WWE Late Night Afterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00 WWE Late Night Raw 4.15 TBA 4.30 Super League

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8.00am Dog The Bounty Hunter 9.00 House (x4) 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Arrow (x2) 11.00 Trollied (x2) 12.00am Spartacus: Blood And Sand 1.10 Revolution 2.10 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 World’s Craziest Fools 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 Don’t Call Me Crazy 10.00 New: Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Don’t Call Me Crazy 1.30 Pramface (x2) 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Wainwright’s Walks 8.00 London On Film: The Suburbs 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 The Man Who Discovered Egypt 10.00 Cleopatra: Portrait Of A Killer 11.00 Rome: A History Of The Eternal City 12.00am Treasures Of The Louvre 1.30 Only Connect 2.00 Wainwright’s Walks

5.05pm The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Britain’s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Celebrity Juice 11.55 The Only Way Is Essex 12.40am Britain’s Got More Talent: Most Amazing Moments

10.00am Drama Trails 10.10 Man About The House 10.40 Murder, She Wrote (x2) 12.40pm The Father Dowling Mysteries 1.45 Heartbeat 2.40 The Royal 3.45 A Touch Of Frost 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Injustice 12.00am Murder In Suburbia

4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl 8.30 The Mindy Project 9.00 90210 10.00 Skins – See highlights 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25am The Big Bang Theory

1.30pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Simon Hopkinson Cooks 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Comanche Station (1960) 12.30pm The Silent Enemy (1958) 2.45 Bigger Than Life (1956) 4.35 The Searchers (1956) 6.55 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 9.00 Fair Game (2010) 11.05 Sex Drive (2008) 1.15am The Conformist (1970)

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