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Online now: Interviews, giveaways, reviews plus all your favourite columnists! Attention bands! Submit your track to be included in the Brighton Download Chart. See online now.

05 Latest People Shakedown, City In Bloom, Gars’ 30th birthday, Alive’s Superhero Day and House Of Beauty opens 06 Latest Brighton & Hove News Under scrutiny: Shoreham’s PortZED development

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07 Marina Life Foodie heaven at Brighton Marina 08 Brighton Writes Vanessa sticks up for Brighton 09 Celeb City Eddie Izzard, The Wanted, Haim and artist Eelus

With over 3,400 local properties, more Brighton & Hove homes than any other property website

Channel 8 launches At the 2013 Guardian Edinburgh International Television Festival (GEITF) Channel 8 launches publicly for the first time. The official launch hosted big names in Local Television such as Nigel Dacre of Notts TV and Lia Nici of Grimsby’s Channel 7 which will be the first to launch. We also spoke with Jonathan Bosely of London Live and Ed Hall of Comux. Latest TV were there to film the launch of the new and much anticipated channel 8 which will be launching in Brighton early 2014.

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10 Andrew Kay Thanks for the memories 10 Competitions Brit Floyd tickets; movie goody bags; new DVDs 12 Bare Cheek 21st century sayings; Ask Mike

LIFESTYLE 11 On the cover: Theatre Royal Brighton Christmas sparkle with Priscilla Queen Of The Desert 13 Art at Five Tenth birthday fundraising event for drop4drop

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14 Interview Paul Daniels on magic, mayhem and his new show 15 Brighton Museum & Art Gallery New exhibition Subversive Design 16 Hotlist Restaurants to suit all tastes 17 Andrew Kay’s Food & Drink Whiskey tasting at the Brighton Japan Festival

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Have A Word Alice Purnell OBE (poet/writer); Gregoire Aubert (writer/performer); Peter Daniels (historian/author /actor) et al. Tuesday 8 October, doors 7pm, show 8pm, £6 Latest Group Managing Director Bill Smith Business Director Angi Mariani Production Director Fiona McTernan Finance Manager Sharon Caple Accounts & administration Claire Peerless Creative Director Andrew Kay

Art Director Stephen King Latest Homes Advertising Manager Lesley Lawrence Latest 7 Advertising Manager Rachel Simm

Latest 7/Homes Editor Zara Baker Entertainment & Production Editor Victoria Nangle Music Editor Jeff Hemmings Design Jason Weaver Reviews Co-ordinator Joe Fuller

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18 Reviews & Bookings; Latest Download Chart Terry Pratchett & Friends; V V Brown and more

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19 What’s On Swan Lake on stage; The Fifth Estate in cinemas

Overhead Wires Music Presents: Electrobash Half Ghost Third Machine + The Magnets + Bro Complex. Synths, samples and springin’ live electro/synth/clash. Wednesday 9 October, 8pm, £5/£4

22 Brighton After Dark Over The Moon Festival; Audio and Sticky Mike’s

Staff writers Sade Ali Vanessa Austin Locke Mark Brailsford Jo Brooks Holly Cozens Ben Darling Andy Hinton Brian Mitchell Joseph Nixon Lynn Ruth Miller Henry Smith

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30 years of Gars, Superhero Day at Alive, House Of Beauty opens, City In Bloom Awards & Shakedown

Alive Fitness Superhero Day Wednesday 2 October was Superhero Day at Alive Fitness & Natural Health, raising money for the Chestnut Tree House Children’s Hospice. The Alive team prepared activities throughout the day such as Supergirl yoga, HeMan body workout and Hulk Smash the cycle. Other activities included face painting, cake stall, raffles and prizes. Chestnut Tree House care for children with progressive life-limiting conditions and support their families. www.alivehealth.co.uk Words & Photos: Diana Frangi

Jill Austin, Barry Cocum, Selina Austin, John Austin, Jessica Cocum

Gars celebrates 30 years Gars Chinese restaurant celebrated its 30th birthday on 2 October. Since opening in 1983 the family-run restaurant has become a Brighton Institution, always maintaining the smart and sophisticated atmosphere with polished bamboo flooring, silk shades and fantastic food, to provide the perfect oriental experience. www.gars.co.uk Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Jason Palmer, Diane Cheung (Gars)

Toby Owen (Alive)

Annalies Doctrove (Rockinghorse), B.Cheung (Gars), Gar Wo Cheung (Gars), Ryan Heal (Rockinghorse)

Adam O'Reilly, Natasha Logan, Jen Addison, Joe Addison, Sue Burch, Jenny Dunn Stewart Forster (Accountant), Gar Wo Cheung (Gars), Ghar Kieg Cheung (Gars)

Liz Snook (The Treatment Rooms), Andrew Kay (Latest 7), Clare Rogers (The Treatment Rooms), Gar San Cheung (Founder of Gars).

City In Bloom

Debbie Orme, Cllr Geoffrey Theobald, Kaye Hurrion (Most Creative award)

Jen Addison, Joe Addison (Alive)

On 26 September City In Bloom held their prize giving ceremony at the Thistle Hotel attracting hundreds of entries from residents from all over the city. Cllr Geoffrey Theobald and Chair Paul Skelly handed out the awards to the winners. This year’s competition was organised by a volunteer group, with support from businesses, other well wishers and City Parks. The aim of City In Bloom is to improve the streets and make the city a better place to live and visit. brightonandhovecityinbloom.co.uk Words & Photos: Diana Frangi

House Of Beauty Thursday 26 September celebrated the opening of House Of Beauty in Lindsey Westley, Southwick. Owner Katheryn Defreitas Louise started the salon after spotting a gap in the market around the area. House Of Beauty offers a wide range of treatments from spa and body treatments to pamper parties and beauty and holistic treatments, all in a relaxed environment. Chairman of Adur, Mike Mendoza, was in attendance. www.houseofbeautysouthwick.co.uk Words & photos: Diana Frangi

Louise Westley (owner of House of Beauty),Cheryl Nowlan

Mike Holland, Chairman of Mike Mendoza, Paul Jones Adur

Chair Paul Skelly Cllr Geoffrey Theobald, David Short (Best Kept Allotment award)

Shakedown 2013

John Burns (Allotments Federation), Oonagh Brown, Aibhlinn Carroll (Tallest Scarecrow award), Cllr Geoffrey Theobald

Returning to Stanmer Park for the third year running, Shakedown Festival brought a huge line up over two days across three stages. Catering to a range of musical tastes, from the energetic drum and bass of the Supercharged Arena, to

the dance anthems of Audio Arena and the huge chart toppers featured on Shakedown’s main stage. www.shakedown.co.uk Words & Photos: Victoria Thompson

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Brace harbours home hopes Property developer Colin Brace wants to build sustainable homes on the edge of Shoreham Harbour. Not everyone’s so keen. Frank le Duc reports

he fate of a scheme to build 52 homes at the Hove end of Shoreham Harbour is due to be decided in three weeks’ time. Few would disagree that more new homes are needed in Brighton and Hove or that the number of new homes needed is in the thousands. But those living closest to proposed sites tend to have the most concern and are the likeliest to object. And so it is with Portzed. The scheme is the brainchild of property developer Colin Brace, of Boho Green. Mr Brace grew up in Portslade and has lived in the Brighton and Hove area all is life. He has consistently been a keen proposer of environmentally friendly buildings. Portzed is the greenest of them all. The “zed” part of the Portzed name stands for zero energy development. It has echoes of Bedzed, a pioneering zero energy development in Beddington, London. The Bedzed scheme was designed by the acclaimed Bill Dunster, from Zed Factory. He has also been a key player in the Portzed proposal along with the Hove architect Alan Phillips. The ideas that they have used in their designs are to achieve the end results that will soon become compulsory in planning and energy law.

Brighton & Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on council services & budget cuts

ouncils across the country are struggling as the government inflicts huge cuts on local services. Though councillors of all political parties have spoken out about the impact year after year of cuts is having on local services, the political party conferences have given us further confirmation that all three major parties are committed to austerity. Whether there is a Conservative or Labour led government in 2015, they will continue starving local public services of vital funding until at least 2020.

Eighteen months ago their original plans for 67 homes, including 26 “affordable” homes, were turned down by the Brighton and Hove City Council Planning Committee. The decision followed a campaign by the specially formed Kingsway and West Hove Residents Association (KAWHRA). The most vocal opposition concerned the prospect of five sets of helical wind turbines as part of the scheme. Opponents also criticised the height and scale of the scheme. They were worried that some homes in Kingsway would suffer a loss of sunlight. The campaigners were led by a widely respected retired family doctor Mike Sharman, who lives opposite the site. And they benefited from the determined support of one of the scheme’s concerned neighbours Jane Galvin and expert input from retired planning official Sue Moffatt. After the first Portzed application was turned down, the first thing that Mr Brace did was seek out his opponents. He said at the time: “Naturally we are disappointed. We have listened very carefully to what members of the planning committee and our neighbours have had to say.” He added that he was determined to

We, as a council, provide over 800 services across the city including libraries, children’s centres, public health, parks and public safety services. Furthermore our educational provision, services for vulnerable adults and children, and housing services or support make up three quarters of our annual spending. This and more information about council spending is available as part of the consultation we are launching to get views from everyone in the city on how they think we should shape our approach for the coming financial year as we balance reducing budgets and increasing demands for services.

the big issue come back with proposals that would both prove acceptable and be an exemplar of sustainable development. CHANGES So now Portzed is back. And changes have been made. Mr Brace said: “The major differences are that we’ve removed the turbines and we’ve reduced the height of four out of the six lozenge-shaped buildings. We’ve taken two floors off the end buildings, then a floor off the next two buildings and the two in the centre remain the same height. The two central

buildings are five storeys. The two end ones are now three storeys. There are gaps of eight metres between each of the buildings.” The number of storeys is measured from Kingsway although the site address is Basin Road North which runs from the edge of Hove Lagoon along the north side of the harbour. Below the 52 homes, the plans include shops, offices and storage space. The old Magnet showroom would be demolished with the company expected to be occupy part of the proposed development.

We are launching an online tool for everyone to use to explore the budget and tell us what they want to see. We’ve written directly to a random selection of residents to invite them to participate too, and will continue to promote the consultation in other ways. It's open to everyone, so do get involved. While here in Brighton & Hove we’ve managed to make significant investments in major infrastructure and money-saving

projects, things will be far from easy over the next few years. So it’s all the more important that residents, community organisations and businesses in the city tell us what they want our spending priorities and local services to look like next year and into the future. More information and ways to provide feedback can be found at http://www.brightonhove.gov.uk/bhbudget

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LATEST NEWS 07 the new Vega building – the old Caffyns premises – as an example of what can be achieved. Early plans were much taller and the scheme was the subject of a number of planning applications before the current version was agreed. KAWHRA wants the height of the Vega building to be treated as an acceptable limit for the area. The difficulty for the developer is ensuring that the scheme remains financially viable. Developers, including Mr Brace, expect to make a profit but they have to invest heavily upfront before they see a return. And one difficulty for the council is ensuring that each plot of land is used for a suitable amount of housing.

building was the benchmark. Doubts were expressed, including by the council’s senior planning official, about the validity of the amendment. It will be tested by the Portzed application. Mr Brace believes that advice to the council from the Building Research Establishment (BRE) could prove critical. He said: “The development brief was formulated around a number of background documents. The most relevant of these was a BRE report. This wasn’t something we submitted. It’s the most relevant in respect of height – and the most current.” It contained a review of daylight and sunlight and looked at the effect

“It’s about balancing the city’s needs with the needs of neighbours”

Mr Brace talked through the changes with those living near by at a meeting arranged by KAWHRA. One of those present said: “This scheme doesn’t overcome the reasons for objecting to the first application. The big issue with this development – and it’s quite fundamental – is that the city needs more housing but is it any cost? Or is it through development that fits its context. It’s about balancing the city’s needs with the needs of neighbours.” Those closest to the Portzed site fear “a looming presence” and cite

TARGET In a fortnight’s time a planning inspector will start holding public hearings about the City Plan. This is the document mapping out the way that land will be allocated for housing, shops, offices, leisure and other uses until 2030. It sets a target of building more than 11,000 homes – several thousand short of the estimated need. It proposes siting 400 of those homes in Shoreham Harbour. If Portzed has to be reduced in size and scale, the council will be even further from meeting its housing obligations. This is part of the tricky balancing act for planning officials and politicians. Experts have been asked to help set acceptable planning policies, including one known as the development brief for Aldrington Basin – the Hove end of the harbour. When the brief was adopted last month, councillors made a lastminute amendment to try to restrict building heights along Kingsway, opposite existing housing. The Vega

of building heights and the shadows they would cast. Mr Brace said: “The analysis assumes a continuous wide obstruction. Residents could face a solid development with no gaps. We’re proposing a development with five eight-metre gaps allowing a sense of maritime openness.” He said that the gaps had been designed with houses across Kingsway in mind and said that the Vega building was much closer to the homes immediately behind it. Permission has already been granted for a four-storey building – without any gaps – on a neighbouring site. And, despite the amendment to the local development brief, recent changes in planning law and policy have shifted the ground in favour of developers. Mr Brace and those opposing Portzed have worked hard to keep the debate on reasonable terms and it has been conducted with courtesy. But in the coming few weeks there will be some tough talking and a hard decision on a crucial question for Brighton and Hove. ■

Marina Life Kirsty Pollard invites you to Brighton Marina food heaven

f you’re looking for somewhere to relax, enjoy a drink and grab some good food, Brighton Marina has an awful lot to offer with a whole host of cafés, bars and restaurants from around the globe to tempt. From New York to New Delhi, Paris to Rome or Shanghai to Seattle, there really is something to suit every taste bud. Alternatively, if your tastes lie closer to home, have a pint in one of the pubs and enjoy gourmet fish and chips on the quayside. Brighton Marina has over 23 restaurants, bars and cafés, too many to mention them all, but here is a small taster of what’s on offer at Brighton’s bustling waterfront destination... Coast To Coast are famous for their homemade burgers, offering 13 different styles and flavours, from classic and Cajun spice, to veggie and succulent chicken. For something more aquatic try Brasserie Fish and Grill where you can spoil yourself with the ‘Brasserie lobster thermidor’, only £19.95, or a platter of grilled mix fish full of delicious prawns, salmon, tuna, sea bass and more. If you’re watching the waistline, then look no further than Nando’s. For lovers of Italian there’s a selection to choose from, including family run restaurant Bella Napoli, which serves delicious food in a lively, fun atmosphere, offering mouth watering delights such as crab linguine, or homemade speciality pizzas, with of course the traditional dessert option of Tiramisu. Why not make a night of it and stay over at the boutique Hotel Seattle, with its unspoilt views of the harbour? You can eat at the contemporary English Seattle Bar and Restaurant stocked with superb fresh seasonal produce including slow roasted duck, delicious steaks and a full array of desserts. If you are looking for something less formal and want to pop into one of our cafés check out Café Zio, The Parlour and The Laughing Dog for your refreshments, hot and cold food, homemade cakes and ice creams. For a full list of what’s available and any offers visit our website for more details www.brightonmarina.co.uk. There is free parking available for all Marina customers so take your time to relax and enjoy.

Kirsty Pollard, Brighton Marina’s Marketing and Events Manager kirsty.pollard@x-leisure.co.uk www.brightonmarina.co.uk

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ou’ve probably all heard by now that Brighton’s been named the worst resort in the UK with a huge 40 per cent of the vote. It even beat out competition from Blackpool, Bournemouth and... Skegness?! I’ve been known to be harsh on the place myself from time to time; it’s got an air of the self-righteous about it and all that tofu and hemp clothing... oy! It’s home to more layabouts and libertines than the Prince Regent ever even dreamed of, it’s too affluent to be interesting or edgy any more, its politics is comical on a good day and depressing on a bad day and the parking... well, it makes the songs Nick Cave writes sound like Euphoric House (or something else you might find uplifting). But you know when you moan about your mum to someone and they listen, nod quietly, smile sympathetically and then... they start slagging her off too, and suddenly you’re all like, “you don’t talk about my mama like that, biatch!”? Well, seaside resort voters of the world, if you don’t like it here, do one. We really won’t miss you clogging up our beaches at the merest hint of sunshine. So you think Brightonians have “chips on their shoulders”? Do you actually know what would happen if we put chips on our shoulders? Because I for one would love to see you lot come down to the seafront and put chips on your shoulders. You know how there aren’t any gangsters here any more a la Graham Greene, because we priced them all out of the market with love, peace and fat bonuses from The City? Well, we replaced them with some pretty badass seagulls. You think club security are borderline criminal hooligans? Just try slinging pebbles at one of our genetically modified beach bouncers and see what happens. I promise you, they haven’t been eating tofu. Nathalie Calonnec

“We’re more likely to turn out something great because of the sheer volume we produce and the atmosphere we nurture”

And as for being, “full of bohemians and bad art”, well, yes, it is. But anywhere where there’s a high concentration of artists means a lot of it’s going to be rubbish. However, it also means that we’re more likely to turn out something great because of the sheer volume we produce and the atmosphere we nurture. And quite frankly... at least we’re trying to better ourselves. Oh, and you’ve got a problem with us introducing ‘Mx’ as a gender neutral option for transsexuals on our paperwork? Well thank God we don’t have to live with you. I’ve been travelling around the country a lot recently, after spending all my life thus far in Brighton and London, and I genuinely assumed that the world was a pretty tolerant, intellectually evolved place. I’ve never witnessed racism or discrimination based on sexuality. I’ve only ever heard about it in the papers and on TV, except for when those thugs and Godless church groups appear from outer space one weekend a year and we drown them in rainbow-coloured unicorn manure. I mean, I knew it existed, but somehow I thought it was a small problem. However, I’ve come to realise that, though it isn’t necessarily violent or even aggressive, and is often cloaked in casual humour, discrimination is rife in our country. How lucky I’ve felt to have been brought up in a place where prejudice wasn’t an option, because I didn’t even know it existed. So yes, Brighton is obnoxiously pleased with itself, but it has every right to be.

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m I losing my mind? I don’t think so, well not in any major way. I’m terrible with names but not with faces, but that’s no new thing, I’ve always been bad with names. It’s probably due to inefficient filing in the spider’s web that is my memory. I can remember the lyrics to crass pop songs that I never ever liked, but can’t put a name to a face. Of course some of that could be put down to the fact that, through this organ, I know so many people. I love that, I love the kind people that say hello on the bus, passengers and drivers alike. I like the man who sells The Big Issue and calls me Michael Winner, which is even more poignant since his death. I don’t even care if being well known is for being popular or for being notorious, who cares? It does drive some people mad, especially when the cheery greetings slow down our progress through town, especially now that I have abandoned driving in favour of the lovely buses. It drives Mum completely mad, much as she loves it in one way, she hates it taking up so much time. Mum passed 81 a few weeks back and is showing no signs of mental decrepitude, her memory is as sharp as ever and she will readily take anyone to task if they dare doubt her recollections. Of course since Dad passed away, almost a year ago now, the worry has been how she will cope living alone after 63 years of marriage? She’s not so steady as she was but she is doubly stubborn. That said, she has given in to using a walking stick, when she remembers to, although I do fear that one slight might induce its conversion to an offensive weapon.

just as she would physically if we were in the same room and I was taking too long to play. She has also signed up to Facebook and already has accrued a good list of friends. I use Facebook less and less, but I’m happy to see that she finds it a useful way to keep in touch. She has also discovered Facetime. Now this is also a good thing – except that she tends to just dial, irrespective of where I am or what I might be doing – and no, she’s not done it in an embarrassing moment, merely at inconvenient times, like when I am getting ready for work or on the bus. Still, it’s a great way to see her each day and know that she is doing well. There’s certainly no worry that she is losing her marbles.

“Mum passed 81 and is showing no signs of mental decrepitude, sharp as ever, she will take anyone to task if they dare doubt her recollections”

She recently purchased an iPad. She rather fell in love with mine when I was home and I discovered a broadband router in the spare room which she confessed she had no idea about. It turns out that she has had broadband for several years but with no apparent need for it until now. We play Scrabble online every day, and if I dare to return a move she is fast to cyber nudge me,

Unlike Sir Terry Pratchett whose medical problem is a worry to his fans globally. The prolific writer was this year’s City Reads choice. The live audience event was superbly managed and I was lucky enough to be asked along to the post talk party at Pub du Vin. There I had the chance to say hello. I wander over and said hi. He looked deep into my eyes and said nothing for a long moment, than quietly he spoke. “We’ve met before.” “Yes,” I replied. Another pause. “It was Victor Gollancz, yes?” And it was. I was art director and designed several of his novels there. He may well be suffering from a degenerative condition, but the man is far from losing his marbles. We chatted a while and it’s all there, just a little deeper down than before but as beautiful as ever. Read Andrew Kay’s full review of Terry Pratchett & Friends on page 18.

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The World’s Greatest Pink Floyd Show is returning to the UK this Autumn and we have two pairs of tickets up for grabs. Brit Floyd present ‘P-U-L-S-E 2013 – The Pink Floyd Light & Sound Experience’. This is a stunning new three-hour show featuring note-for-note performances of five full album sides from Dark Side Of The Moon, The Wall and more. For your chance to win just tell us: Q: Brit Floyd are a tribute for which band?

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Following the huge success of Inspector Montalbano, he is back on our screens as ‘Young Montalbano’ – an insight into the early crimefighting career of this Sicilian detective. We are giving five readers the chance to win a copy of Young Montalbano Collection One on DVD courtesy of Acorn Media.

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A journey to the heart of fabulous: Priscilla Queen Of The Desert comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton this Christmas

et ready for the ride of your life! Priscilla Queen Of The Desert – The Musical, the feel good international hit sensation, is coming to Theatre Royal Brighton for three weeks only this Christmas. Based on the smash hit movie, Priscilla is the heartwarming, uplifting adventure of three friends who hop aboard a battered old bus searching

for love and friendship and end up finding more than they could ever have dreamed of. With a hit parade of dancefloor favourites including ‘It’s Raining Men’, ‘I Will Survive’, ‘Hot Stuff’, ‘Finally’, ‘Boogie Wonderland’, ‘Go West’, ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’, and ‘I Love The Nightlife’, this wildly fresh and funny new musical is a

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journey to the heart of fabulous! The show has won numerous awards, including four WhatsOnStage.com awards and the prestigious Olivier and Tony Awards for Best Costume Design. Noel Sullivan takes the lead role of Tick for the Brighton run. Noel is best known as one fifth of the record-breaking pop band Hear’Say. His television credits include the hit BBC comedy Gavin And Stacey. Most recently, he played the lead role of Galileo in We Will Rock You, both in the West End and on a national tour.

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert – The Musical is sure to sell out, so don’t miss the chance to see the show while the Priscilla bus is parked in Brighton this Christmas. Priscilla Queen Of The Desert – The Musical, Tuesday 17 December 2013 – Sunday 5 January 2014. Mon – Thu & Sat eves 7.45pm; Thu 2 Jan & Sat mats 2.30pm; Fri 5pm & 8.15pm; Sun 5pm Tickets: £15 – £37.50 To book tickets: www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* No performances 24, 25 & 30 Dec.

“Three friends hop aboard a battered old bus searching for love and friendship”

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Priscilla also stars Richard Grieve as Bernadette. Richard previously played the part of Tick in the West End production of the show and is probably best known as Jonny Foster in Emmerdale. A native Australian, he played Sam Kratz in Neighbours and Dr Lachlan Frazer in Home And Away. His UK theatre credits include the national tour of Footloose – The Musical and Bells Are Ringing at the Unicorn Theatre. Graham Weaver plays Felicia, which he played in the West End production of the show. His other theatre credits include Mary Sunshine in Chicago and Assassins.

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ONLY JOKING!

Bare cheek Brian Mitchell and Joseph Nixon’s thoroughly scurrilous Brighton column

Up the proverbial More handy sayings for the 21st century “The doctor with the sharpest knife Will save your life. The doctor with a knife that’s blunt Is derelict in his responsibilities.”

“Drink brine, Feel fine. Drink stew, Get you!”

“One two – how’d you do? Three four – there’s the door. Five six – building bricks. Seven eight – plumber’s mate. Nine ten – burly men.”

“A man buys a Euromillions scratchcard is literally giving his money away.”

“In a world of freeview televisions A digibox has no power.” “Tramps make poor housekeepers, but housekeepers make very good tramps.” “The beaver builds its dam, The buffalo roams the plain, The bear hunts in the valley, I’m not going there again.”

Ask Mike Can’t remember the name of a book, song or film? Mike Hunter is the man with the answers... Dear Mike, In Music at school I remember our teacher once played a recording of a piece that has stayed with me. (Sadly the same cannot be said of its title!) It was a set of variations written to introduce children to the various sections of the orchestra – each variation displaying the unique characteristics of a particular orchestral instrument. At the end all the instruments are brought in one by one for a giant fugue, at the climax of which the brass blare out the splendid theme by Henry Purcell on which the variations are based. It’s wonderful, stirring stuff, brimming with Post-War optimism.

Annoyingly, as I know next to nothing about Classical music, I have forgotten not only the name of the piece, but also of its composer, who, for some reason, I feel certain was from Britain, was a conscientious objector during WWII, had a life-long gay relationship with tenor Peter Pears, founded the Aldeburgh Festival, and is now being celebrated nationwide during this, his centenary year. Please help. David Preston, West Hove. Dear David, I too first heard the piece you describe when I was a ‘young person’, and found it an indispensible ‘guide’ to the various families of instruments that make up the modern symphony ‘orchestra’. Interesting, too, that you feel certain the composer was from Britain as, coincidentally, his name is almost its homonym, if spelt differently. Got it yet? That’s right – it’s ‘The Space Invaders Meet The Purple People Eater’ by Russ Abbott. Keep those letters flooding in! Mike.

“Love makes the primrose bloom, the donkey bray, and the meter reading not correspond with the estimate.”

“A man is only as good as he’s cracked up to be.” “A friend who will sleep with your wife will most likely use your razor too.” “An Englishman’s home is his asset.”

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ART AT FIVE

Art at Five is 10! Art at Five, Brighton’s most successful contemporary art gallery, celebrates its 10th anniversary this month with a special fundraising event for drop4drop

o mark the occasion, gallery owner Paola Calise has come up with the idea of a unique fundraising art event called ten for 10. Ten of the gallery’s most popular artists are donating ten original paintings for a charity art raffle, with all proceeds going to Brighton based water aid charity drop4drop. Raffle tickets cost just £10 and with paintings valued from £300 to £1000, ten for 10 offers the chance to own a piece of artwork for a fraction of the price, whilst contributing to a really worthwhile cause. You can view the paintings and buy tickets either at the gallery or online, at www.artatfive.com/raffle. The raffle will close on Monday October 14th and winners will be announced via Latest 7 and the art at five website on Tuesday October 22nd. Artists taking part in the raffle include Lisa Ridgers, whose paintings feature on two of the most successful programmes on US network TV, The Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half

Men, Philippe Aird, who was taught at an early age by L.S Lowry, hugely popular Devon artist Yvonne Coomber and one of South Africa’s leading artists, Natasha Barnes. Brighton artists Louise Brooks and Tina Davies have painted pieces especially for the charity raffle and artists Deborah Flueeler-Jones, Maureen Greenwood, Nick Vivian and David Walker have also donated beautiful paintings. Paola Calise explains “After ten successful years in the city we wanted to do something really special to celebrate our 10th anniversary. The idea of ten artists donating works of art to raise funds for a Brighton based charity seemed perfect. Our artists were extremely generous in donating their pictures and we now hope the public get on board and help us raise money for what is an inspirational charity." drop4drop is a hugely important charity working globally to help people who have no access to clean water. It runs projects that, for as

little as £1, can provide a person with safe, clean drinking water for life. art at five hope to raise enough money to fund a well for the Chennavaram community in East India, who currently have to walk 2km every day to collect contaminated water from unprotected sources. art at five would like to invite everyone to come along and celebrate their milestone birthday with them over the weekend of October 12 –

13th. Drinks and refreshments will be provided by Brighton café Moksha, a recent finalist in the Brighton and Hove Food and Drink awards, and the famous Brighton chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah, with awardwinning wines from Barefoot Wines, who will be introducing their new Pink Moscato bubbly. Art at Five, 5 Bartholomews, Brighton, BN1 1HG, 01273 774222, www.artatfive.com

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14 L7 INTERVIEW

It’s a kind of magic!

Everybody’s favourite family television magician Paul Daniels is in town with a new show! Victoria Nangle delved deep into his bag of tricks to find out more about the show, Wizbit & where all the rabbits end up How has your day been today? “Pretty good. I was wide awake at 3am – and I am not kidding – so I got up and sorted out all the music and the cues for the Stage Manager. Then got everything into boxes and with the SM we packed the van and it has headed north for the first date of the tour.” Your weekend and kids shows helped mould a generation. Will Wizbit ever be available on DVD? “Everybody asks me about Wizbit. Every day messages, tweets, letters and face to face, come into the office and yet not one TV company picked up on the programme. We tried very hard last year to get it going. I do own all the rights to the little fella so I may well copy the old shows onto DVDs.”

“In my lifetime everything has been either very good or very bad for me, according to various ‘health’ gurus, so I eat a little bit of everything and a lot of nothing.” What do you think of the emergence of modern illusionists and street magicians like Dynamo? “Street entertainers have always been there, from way back in history. ‘Emergence’ is the wrong word. Anybody visiting London, for hundreds of years, would have seen buskers. I like them.” What do you think of the Operation Yewtree revelations, as a former BBC employee of that time? “I don’t know enough about it to be able to give an informed opinion.”

What is your favourite trick you “In my lifetime ever pulled off on television? I remember you fooling a nation that you’d been killed by a falling everything has bed of nails live on TV. Did you been either very really get into any trouble for that, or was it all good show? good or very “The national press did make out that I received lots of complaints bad for me...” whereas the truth was we blocked the switchboards for three days with concerned viewers wanting to make sure I was okay. It was a great illusion to pull off on live TV.” What trick do you immediately go to when a cabbie/waiter/any fan approaches you and asks if you could amaze them now? “That depends where I am, what I'm wearing, what’s in my pockets... I can do magic with just about anything. That's not boasting... That's a lot of reading, studying and practising.” What wonders should be expect in your new show ‘From Legend To Leg End’? “Most people wonder at how funny the shows are. We get great reviews on the social media sites from customers and they always refer to the comedy. The tricks, large and small however, have to be baffling or they don’t go in the show. I am constantly updating and changing the tiny details that go into every effect. This show has illusions, mind reading, insane comedy...” How would you recommend maintaining a suppleness of joints for such excellent sleight of hand and dexterity?

Some of our readers were especially keen to ask you a few questions, if you wouldn’t mind: Most magicians say that your Ball and Cup routine is definitive. How long did it take to nail a routine as complex as that and make it seem effortless?

“You really only learn the nuances of any performance on the stage, no matter how hard you rehearse. That particular trick was pretty good first time out, otherwise I wouldn’t have done it, but it took 18 months of performances before I was happy.” Who would you most like to see disappear? “I don’t know really. The oddity is that since I got rabbits as pets I find it hard to even kill a spider. Nowadays I look at bugs and flying insects and think that they have just as much right to life as I have. Perhaps that’s weird but that’s how I feel. So ‘disappear’? No, but there’s a lot of people I would like to ask ‘Why?’ about things that they have done and are doing.” Where did all the rabbits go? “Our rabbits, according to the local pet shops, are the most pampered and loved rabbits in the area. White, with blue eyes, they used to be in the act, but as they are not in the show on this tour, they are enjoying a luxurious retirement.” Paul Daniels – From Legend To Leg End, Martlets Hall, Burgess Hill, Friday 11 October 2013, 8pm, £17.50, 01444 242888, www.freedom-leisure.co.uk Many thanks for the questions for Paul Daniels we received over Twitter and Facebook, most especially those from Adrian Hobart, Dan Fardell, Mike Jaimes, Roz Ryan and Stephen Saul. Don’t forget to follow @latestvicky.

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Challenging perceptions

BRIGHTON MUSEUM & ART GALLERY

Subversive Design: a not-to-be-missed exhibition at Brighton Museum & Art Gallery

ubversive Design, Brighton Museum’s exciting new exhibition, runs from 12 October 2013 – 9 March 2014. It shows objects that challenge perceived ideas, contain hidden messages and address social issues and political comment. Historic exhibits, as well as modern and contemporary items by leading and emerging designers, are on display. The accepted brief for designers and makers has always been to produce well made goods, fit for practical use. However, many have also employed shape and decoration to ask questions about political and social issues of their times, or about form and function. These themes are illustrated and debated through 130 objects, divided into three sections: Big Michele Walker, No Home, No Hope Issues; Form Vs Function; and (1994); hessian, bin Subverting the Body. Here are liners, paper; coll. just a few examples. Royal Pavilion & Designers have used the chair Museums, Brighton to comment on, or ask questions about, uncomfortable political issues. For example, Michael Sanders comments on the Greenham Common issue with his piece, ‘Sitting Comfortably’ (1987), a chair form made from razor wire; whilst each ‘Favela Chair’ (2003), by the Campana Brothers, is assembled from scrap wood, referring to the sprawling shanty townships around Rio de Janeiro, where homes are constructed from a wide variety of recycled materials. Homelessness is another issue discussed. Michele Walker, who engages passionately with social issues, has constructed a quilt, ‘No Home, No Hope’, from disposable materials: hessian, newspaper, vinyl and bin liners. Racial stereotypes Humberto and Fernando Campana, Favela Chair (des. 1991); made by Edra Italy; coll. Royal Pavilion & Museums, Brighton

are explored through Simone Brewster’s ‘Negresse Chaise’ and ‘Mammy Table’ (2010), which represent the servant roles traditionally played by black women in mid-20th century Hollywood film. Several items show how designers have ‘transformed’ rubbish. Tapio Wirkkala’s ‘Tutenvasen’ (1970s) are ceramic vases fashioned to look like crumpled paper bags. Rebecca Joselyn reproduces exquisitely the crumpled forms of tins in precious metal, as seen in her silver ‘Crushed Can Jug’ (2009), which is lined with gold. Georgina Godley’s ‘Vest’ (c.1986) is an example of body modification, questioning the accepted notion of ideal body shapes, a theme taken up by many designers since. ‘Vest’ is a garment of padded underwear to be worn under a dress.

Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm Mclaren, ‘Seditionaries Outfit’ (1977); coll. Royal Pavilion & Museums, Brighton

Tapio Wirkkala, Tutenvasen (1970s); glazed porcelain and stoneware, made by Rosenthal; coll. John Clark (Brighton)

“Designers have employed shape and decoration to ask questions about political and social issues of their times” illustrated by Barbara Hulanicki’s ‘Wellington Boots’ (2011) created for George at Asda. Brighton Museum & Art Gallery: Royal Pavilion Gardens, Brighton BN1 1EE; 03000 290900 Tues to Sun 10am–5pm; Closed Mon (except public holidays 10am–5pm) Tickets: Brighton & Hove resident (with proof of address) £3; Adult £6; Child (5-15 years) free; Concessions £4; Members free www.brighton-hove-museums.org.uk

Simone Brewster, ‘Mammy’ table (2010); stained tulip wood and leather; coll. The maker

Fashion with political messages includes a Westwood/McLaren ‘Seditionaries’ outfit and, from an earlier period, the Regency ‘Empire’ line gown, inspired by dress from the Greek and Roman republics. ‘Empire’ line gowns, which became fashionable during the French Revolution, and reflected the new political structure of France under Napoleon and his Empire, were soon popular throughout Europe. The exhibition also explores the cult of the skull, now a trendy design motif, where once it would have been taboo, as

Michael Sanders, Sitting Comfortably (1987); coll. The maker

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HOTLIST

L7 Hotlist

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk American Coast to Coast

Coast to Coast American restaurant and bar has been created by a team of people who genuinely love good quality food, drinks and good times! When it’s cooked well using fabulous ingredients, nothing beats authentic American food, and very few can resist a cocktail mixed by a real bartender who knows exactly how to blend flavours to achieve a perfect balance of strong, weak, sharp and sweet. Coast to Coast, 3 The Waterfront, Brighton BN2 5WA, 01273 626170 brighton@c2crestaurants.com

British & Modern European Bardsley’s

Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

Ohso Social

Situated alongside Brighton Pier, occupying the best location on the beach, Ohso opens for coffees, cocktails, breakfast and dinner. Popular for group celebrations or a romantic table for two. The heated outdoor beach terrace provides a wonderful environment for alfresco dining serving classic fish ‘n’ chips and signature mussels while watching the

starlings dart between the piers. Ohso hosts legendary summer beach parties nightly when sunny. Ohso Social, 250A Kings Road Arches, Brighton, BN1 1NB. Bookings 01273 590918, www.ohsosocial.co.uk

The Townhouse

At Kemp Town's favourite restaurant their chefs lovingly create delicious menus using the finest locally sourced produce. They take huge pride in delivering quality food with a warm and friendly welcome. The Townhouse has an amazing location overlooking New Steine and the buzzing St. James Street. You can relax in their bar with your favourite cocktail while listening to live music. Join them for Kemp Town’s best breakfast every Saturday and Sunday 9am–12pm, lunch from 12pm everyday, and dinner from 6pm. They offer amazing value set menus, lunch (2 course £11.95) and evening (2 courses £14.95), Monday–Thursday, and the best roast in town on Sundays from £9.95. 01273 693216 81-82 St James Street, Kemp Town, Brighton, BN2 1PA www.thetownhousekemptown.co.uk

Music café Bom-Bane’s

Drop in to Bom-Bane’s for a coffee, cocktail or Belgian beer, or enjoy a tasty snack or full evening meal at one of our mechanical tables. Delicious homely food with a Belgian twist. Come along alone, with friends or have a tailormade party with the Bom-Bane Banquet and a surprise song written specially for your friend, colleague or loved one. They also have music, cinema (Food'n'Film for £5.55!), crossword trails etc and a homework club. Kids, grannies, students (10% off!) – everyone always warmly welcome. Come and celebrate their seventh birthday with them this month! Tues–Sat, 12.30pm to 11.30pm Bom-Bane's 24, George Street, Brighton, BN2 1RH, 01273 606400, www.bom-banes.com

Chinese

Indian

Gars Restaurant

Chaula’s Lewes

This old Brighton favourite offers an exciting menu with some great new ideas and a wholly different experience in terms of style and presentation. Smart service, beautiful interiors and a chic atmosphere make this one of the city’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10. Gars, 19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton, 01273 321321, www.gars.co.uk

Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian, vegan as well as gluten and wheat free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

Chaula’s Brighton

A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli Pickle

The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900 383, www.thechillipickle.com

The Chilli Pickle Canteen

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indianinspired design, specially-commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches: with regional curries, homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at http://thechillipicklecanteen.com 01273 900384

Indian Summer

Indian Summer has been pioneering authentic regional food from the sub continent for over a decade. The Brighton favourite is listed in the ‘Top 100’ restaurants in the UK by the Cobra Good

Curry Guide 2013 and recently awarded Trip Advisor Certificate of Excellence. The new lunch summer offering is completed with a selection of thalis and new tandoori roasts on Sundays. Indian Summer, 69 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HQ, 01273 711001, www.indian-summer.org.uk

Nooris

Nooris Indian restaurant in central Brighton has been newly refurbished and offers a fantastic setting for lunch or dinner. The menu features a great selection of meat and vegetables. A two-course lunch or early dinner is available for just £6.95, and their Sunday buffet is just £5.50 – available 12pm–5pm. Try their delicious homemade fish or chicken thali; you won’t be disappointed! Nooris, 70/71 Ship Street, Brighton, 01273 329405, www.noorisbrighton.co.uk

Italian Al Duomo

Brighton’s longest established family run pizzeria, using fresh ingredients, has recently updated its menu and restaurant team. Offering a comprehensive array of traditional stone-baked pizzas made fresh daily with gourmet ingredients imported direct from Italy and authentic Italian dishes from the a la carte menu. Gluten-free pasta and vegan dishes are also offered. Try their special lunch/pre-theatre menu at £9.95 for two courses with a great selection of choices or £12.75 for three courses. Cocktails are available from the cocktail bar and Monday to Friday you can enjoy 2-4-1 cocktails from 3pm–9pm. Check out the special mid-week Cabaret Nights, Elvis, Michael Buble and Las Vegas Swing. Open seven days a week. Booking recommended. Al Duomo Restaurant, 6 & 7 Pavilion Buildings, Brighton, BN1 1EE, 01273 326741, www.alduomo.co.uk

Donatello

Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £6.95 or three for £8.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Thai Street Thai

Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two-courses at £8.95 and three-courses at £10.95. Street Thai, 01273 207444, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton BN1 1HD

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Table Pouncer has teamed up with Latest 7 to offer diners up to 50% off their food bill. Register for free and take advantage of great savings. Participating restaurants change all the time, so check back and see whether your favourite is there. From Italian and Chinese to seafood and more, eating out has just got a lot more affordable. http://thelatest.co.uk/tablepouncer/

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK

Food & Drink Andrew Kay indulges in Japanese Whiskey at the Brighton Japan Festival

Brighton Japan O

h, show me the way to the next whiskey bar, no don’t ask why! No really, don’t ask me why. Kurt Weill might have written a witty tune and Berthold Brecht a fun lyric, but whiskey needs to be taken pretty seriously, especially if, like me, you are a mere amateur, an occasional indulger. The Brighton Japan Festival is staged each year by those clever chaps at Moshimo. How they manage to run Brighton’s most successful Japanese eatery, an internationally acclaimed art project called Fish Love to promote the sustainable fishing movement and this massive cultural event beggars belief – but they do.

I was already exhausted from ten days of work at the Brighton and Hove Food Festival, but after Japanese Whiskey expert Dave had appeared on the Live Food Stage I was determined not to miss his full evening of high spirits and delicious food in the festival’s main pavilion. Sponsored by Suntory Whiskey, Japan’s leading distillery. Make no mistake, Japanese whiskey it no “Mickey Mouse” spirit. It is internationally acclaimed, as is Mickey Mouse I guess, and quite rightly so, for both of them. I was joined by Mr C for the evening, a first culinary outing with me, and not an easy introduction as it was going to be a heavy night. I was certainly sure that the food would be excellent, and it was, from start to finish we experienced the highest standard of Japanese cuisine that had the visiting Japanese experts bowing in respect. I particularly loved the sushi and sashimi, the fine miso soup and a stunning deep fried then pickled sardine. The salmon was great too as was the dessert, but the dessert might have been a dish too far when set against the fine array of spirits that Mr Broom was going to talk about and have us taste. Now I suspect that few of us would consider an evening of foods matched to Scotch Whiskeys, a hefty concept, but somehow we were all gung-ho for this oriental event. And quite right we were too. We started out with cocktails, highballs, whiskey made long with good ice, soda and a sprig of mint. A great drink, serious and grown up but long and refreshing, unusual in the work of cocktails in my opinion. It was the introduction of soda and long drinks that has made whiskey the cocktail drink of choice in Japan, and amazing volumes of it can be consumed in the many small bars that exist there. At our tables we found four glasses with drinks already poured and covered with watch glasses to keep them good. We started to dine and with our first course we tasted the Hakushu 12 year old, a pale golden drink that was soft and delicate, no fire to speak of but a subtle warm glow and a refreshing nose. It worked so well with the sushi and sashimi. Our next was Hibiki 12 year old, darker in colour and in flavour but with a fruitiness that lasted in the mouth and sat very well with the miso soup dotted with fish. I loved it too with the exquisite pickled sardine. Mr C was doing well too although made no effort to tackle a fish cooked on the bone with a small pair of wooden chopsticks. Next to try was the Yamazaki 12 year old. This really was a golden drink and needs to match the sweet and savoury complexities of the salmon cooked with a terryaki glaze. It was an amazing match, spicy, long on the palate and with soft, almost buttery overtones. I wanted more and luckily more was to be had as a few of the less hardy guests were already falling by the wayside. The final course was a hefty chocolate mousse, seriously dark and deep and velvety. It was perhaps the easiest of matches, but at the same time it required something that would live up to the challenge. Yamazaki more than did, a dark and devilishly delicious drink that I sipped slowly, savouring every last drop. I’m a convert, which is a shame as Japanese whiskey comes at a price, but then again this is a drink to be savoured alone or with an intimate friend and never to be glugged en masse, except if you happen to be lucky enough to encounter Dave Broom in a Japanese bar. Moshimo, The Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN1 1JS, 01273 719195, www.moshimo.co.uk and www.fishlove.co.uk Photography: courtesy of www.matthewandrews.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC CHART, REVIEWS&BOOKINGS

To listen to the chart and submit your track, go to www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

Latest Brighton Download Chart

TOP 20

Black Rooster Black Shag have beaten The Black Fields off the top spot while the rest shows some old familiar tunes. Want to see your favourites stay in the charts? The more times you listen, the higher they rise! Words: Holly Cozens

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam

L7 what’s on Bookings GRANTA: BEST OF YOUNG BRITISH NOVELISTS 2013

Sallis Benney Theatre, 9 October 2013, 5pm–7pm, £6/4, www.granta.com/events Join two of the writers from Granta’s list of 20 Best of Young British Novelists – Xiaolu Guo and Nadifa Mohamed – for readings and discussion with Dr Katy Shaw, director of the centre for research on the twenty first century, in partnership with the British Council.

AN EVENING WITH DAVID SEDARIS

5 the wolfgirl liberation uncanny blossom

Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 3 April 2014, £20, 01273 709709, www.brightondome.org America’s best-selling “literary funnyman”’ David Sedaris has announced his first ever full UK tour with his popular show ‘An Evening With David Sedaris’. The tour is launched off the back of his second sell-out run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival which has picked up another batch of five-star reviews.

6 Fred Oskar Silent Soldier

V V BROWN

2 Mirika Legs 4 Africa 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 Damn Dirty Humans Sanctuary

7 HaZoD Sweet Talk-HaZoD feat Caitlin Stubbs produced by Double A 8 Clockworks Mountains 9 Seraphim Losing Run 10 Mellor Drumatix Dance 24 Voyager 11 Sam Dickinson How It Used to Be

Coalition, 21 October 2013, £7.50 + booking fee, www.seetickets.com Celebrating the triumphant release of her critically acclaimed album Samson & Delilah, V V Brown heads out on a full UK tour. The new album initiates a brave new direction and chapter for the multi-talented songstress with an edgier, darker electronic sound co-produced by Mercury Awardwinning producer and The Invisible frontman Dave Okumu.

THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

12 tenek No Time For Fighting (JAB EDIT) 13 Niki Tyler Sometimes 14 The Last Cry Rebekka 15 Jamie Bilboa Everything Computerised

Jubilee Library, 12 October 2013, free, 01273 294071, www.writingourlegacy2013. eventbrite.co.uk One-hour creative writing workshops with Indian author/storyteller Umi Sinha on the themes of Home and Displacement. Book your free space from Jubilee Library’s Booklover store.

Under review

READ AND RIGHT

TERRY PRATCHETT & FRIENDS Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 29 September 2013 ✪✪✪✪✪

ratchett is a legend that created a Legend. The international bestselling author emerged from a world of journalism and libraries and created Discworld, a mythical kingdom that rode on the back of four elephants who in turn were riding a giant turtle. If it all sounds a bit silly, the stuff of geeky students, then think again. Discworld is beautifully penned, richly funny and deeply subversive stuff that extracts the urine from the genre whilst at the same time enhancing it. Sadly in the last few years Pratchett has been diagnosed as having a form of Alzheimer’s. Despite this, the man continues to work and collaborate, and his live appearance for the City Reads project was a rare opportunity to hear the man himself talking about his books. Aided by two directors of his Narativa company they gave us a 90-minute treat, filled with wit and wisdom. Perhaps not as fast as in the past, his thoughts are as clear and incisive as ever. He shows no signs of giving in to the illness but certainly acknowledges it – “So many things to write, so little time.” He maintains a wonderfully dark side too – “Are there any school teachers here? Yes. I have a gun, you know!”. With readings from his new book, a few audience questions and lots of laughter, it was an afternoon of delight that once again affirmed that the City Reads project is more than worthwhile. Clearly his team look after him well and after 90 minutes he left with a few choice words: “Once you have no fear of dying the world is your mollusc”. No doubt Sir Terry will carry on adding to that rich fruits de mer that has been his literary career so far. Andrew Kay

THE 1975

With tour dates rapidly selling out and being thoroughly enjoyed at several festivals this summer, Manchester based indie-rock band The 1975 came to Brighton in the hope of pleasing a highly-eager audience. With the recent release of their self-titled debut album, there was anticipation for it to live up to the popular single ‘Chocolate’ which it did not fail to do. Although known as an alternative rock band, heavy influences of electro and guitar pop make this band much more likeable hence the tremendous sell-out success. Try not to miss these guys if you can help it. Concorde 2, 28 September 2013 ✪✪✪ Holly Cozens

JOE BONAMASSA

Wildly popular blues/rock practitioner Joe Bonamassa puts on a slick show, pressing his audience’s buttons with well-practised ease. Wearing a natty suit and wielding a selection of classic guitars, Joe’s arena-friendly blues is a record executive’s dream, and while his tunes and playing are both excellent, they lack a sense of individuality at times: now it sounds like Born Under A Bad Sign; this passage sounds like Jeff Beck. You know what you’re going to get with Joe, and with his powerful, emotive voice he delivered song after song, but it’s hard to picture him in a smoky Chicago dive. Brighton Centre, 28 September 2013 ✪✪✪✪ Pete Langman

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STAGE: THE WHITE STUFF Worthing Theatres announce Russian State Ballet and Opera House to present Swan Lake

ittle says Christmas like a classic ‘white ballet’ and after last year’s success, The Russian State Ballet and Opera House is back to perform Swan Lake, the most famous ballet of all times, suitable for the whole family. There will be little surprise to any that this production will be delicate, intimate and powerful. The Company is known for its attention to detail and, more particularly, for its dramatisation in dance of the tragedy and beauty that this ballet is known for. This should prove an unforgettable journey in the run-up to Christmas; an ideal introduction to people of any age to the magic that is classical ballet as you become a part of the magic as it unfolds. We asked Alexej Ignatow, producer of Russian State Ballet & Opera House, what makes his company so unique and stand out from the rest? “Russian State Ballet and Opera House was founded to represent quality and passion for ballet and opera at the highest level,” says Alexej. “Unlike many other companies that travel to Europe with ballet and opera productions, we only focus on working with established theatres in the Russian Federation. These theatres have many years of experience and,

most importantly, they have an established spine of directors and leaders which have gone through the best artistic institutions in Russia and the former Soviet Union. “Our logo is the assurance of a quality production. Every year we aim to bring a different artist to the UK, which means that although you may have seen a Nutcracker ballet one year, next time the set, costumes, artists and even choreography will be different. It will feel like a different show altogether, but still with the same high level of quality.” With instantly recognisable music and a timeless story of good against evil, Swan Lake is the greatest of romantic Ballets. Swan Lake transforms the classical ballet into a fairy-tale featuring a timeless score from incredible composer Pyotr Tchaikovsky. And Swan Lake is the certified Russian classic, replete with that

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evocative music and beautiful dance. Full of mystery and romance, this ballet has captured the imagination of many generations over the years, and continues to attract audiences worldwide and inspire both young and old. Alexej Ignatow adds: “We often get asked how would you encourage people who have never seen a ballet before, to come and attend a ballet for the first time? And my instant reply is that you don’t need to be an expert in classical ballet or music. We ensure that the set and costumes make the production easy to follow. The music is beautiful and sometimes even if you lost in the plot, just close your eyes to enjoy the music.” The story of Swan Lake is woven around two girls, Odette and Odile, who resemble each other so closely they can easily be mistaken for the other. A compelling legend of tragic romance tells the story of Odette, a Princess turned into a swan by an evil curse. Russian State Ballet and Opera House is an upholder of Russian cultural traditions, bringing the

passion and vibrancy of the Russian character to one of the most well-known ballets. They have ensured that this classic ballet remains just as spell bounding today as it was when it was composed over 130 years ago. It includes all the favourite elements of Tchaikovsky’s music too. The twinned role of the pure White Swan and the scheming, duplicitous Black Swan tests the full range of a ballerina’s powers, particularly in the two great pas de deux. Other highlights include the charming ‘Dance of the Little Swans’ performed by a moonlit lake and sweeping ballroom waltzes in the splendour of the Royal Palace. Swan Lake has become one of the most loved of all ballets. The Russian State Ballet and Opera House, Connaught Theatre, Worthing, Saturday 16 November Box office 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.uk

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Theatre Royal Brighton Sun 13 October Box office 08448 717 650 www.atgtickets.com/brighton Another Country Minerva Theatre, Chichester Until Sat 19 October Box office 01243 781312 www.cft.org.uk The Butterfly Lion Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne Mon 7–Sat 12 October Box office 01323 412000 www.eastbournetheatres.co.uk

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WHAT’S ON COMEDY&FILM, ART&EVENTS EVENTS: BRIGHTONA 2013 Raising money for the Sussex Heart Charity Fund, Brightona are celebrating their 10th anniversary with one of the biggest motorcycling events in the UK. Enjoy stunt shows, live music, trade stands and the Wall of Death! Madeira Drive, Sun 13 Oct, 9am–6pm, Free

COMEDY: BRIGHTON COMEDY FESTIVAL As our city fills to the brim with even more comedic types than usual, we ask some of why it is that they love Brighton so... Vikki Stone “I love the Brighton Comedy Festival because the audiences in Brighton are always up for a proper laugh and know how to have a good time! I’m really looking forward to playing a bigger venue this year, as last year’s festival show totally sold out – which is always nice! “The best bit about performing in Brighton is, after the show, I’ll treat myself by playing on those 2p machines you get on the seafront. Oh, the rush you get when a keyring you’ll immediately throw in the bin when you get home, falls off with a pile of coppers. Unbeatable.” Vikki Stone: Definitely, Studio, Brighton Dome, Saturday 12 October, 7.45pm, £12/10

James Acaster “If I had to choose one thing I love about Brighton it would be the tunnel near the station that leads down to York Place. The acoustics are tremendous and every now and then there is a busker playing the saxophone in the tunnel. He was once playing ‘Careless Whisper’ – perfect. Hearing those melancholy tones reverberating off the tunnel walls was the perfect welcome to this quaint coastal town. I got so caught up in the moment I forgot to give the chap any money. If you see him please pass on my compliments, he’s a very good saxophonist.” James Acaster: Lawnmower, Studio Bar, Komedia, Thursday 17 October, 7pm, £12/10

Glenn Wool of the Lumberjacks “When I used to come to play the Komedia there was an elderly couple named Bill and Agnes that would take comics into their house as billets. I was a long way away from Canada and this was before Skype. They acted as surrogate grandparents to me on more than one occasion, steering me gently

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towards correct choices without being authoritarian. The house got too big for them and they moved away to be closer to their children in middle England but I’ll always remember it as a little oasis in a hectic time for me and it’s not only one of my best memories of Brighton but it’s one of my favourite parts of my life.” Stewart Francis, Craig Campbell and Glenn Wool are The Lumberjacks, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Saturday 12 October, 7.30pm, £16 Richard Vranch of Paul Merton’s Impro Chums “Paul Merton’s Impro Chums are back at the Brighton Dome on Friday 18 October. The Dome is one of the nicest rooms to perform or watch comedy in the UK. Improvised comedy relies on audience suggestions and the Brighton crowd always keeps us on our toes. Brighton has an impressive live comedy tradition, from Max Miller to Cliffhanger to Count Arthur Strong. Playing near the seafront gives you a sniff of what it must have been like doing a full summer season. These days just one night of Brighton’s famous hospitality is about all I can manage. Luckily we have a Magic Bus to whisk us away before it gets too messy... Paul Merton’s Impro Chums, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 18 October, 8pm, £21/19 Brighton Comedy Festival, 01273 709709, www.brightoncomedyfestival.com

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EVENTS: MEET LOCAL AUTHOR MARK A. RADCLIFFE Mark World Mental Health Day by coming down to meet Mark A. Radcliffe, author of Gabriel’s Angel – voted one of The Guardian readers’ books of the year two years ago. Mark will read excerpts from his new book, be signing copies and talking about mental health. Jubilee Library, Thurs 10 Oct, 5.30pm, Free FILM: LE WEEKEND (15) Dir: Roger Michell Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan star in this tribute to the French New Wave ’60s movies as a long married couple who hope to reignite the passion on a trip to Paris. When they bump into an old college friend (Jeff Goldblum), an invitation to a dinner party begins their refreshing journey. Released Fri 11 Oct Showing at Dukes at Komedia, Odeon and Cineworld FILM: THE FIFTH ESTATE (15) Dir: Bill Condon Benedict Cumberbatch stars as WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in this thriller as him and his colleague (Rush’s Daniel Bruhl) team up to bring down and expose the secrets and crimes of the government via the internet. Released Fri 11 Oct Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

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WHAT’S ON MUSIC&FILM, ART&EVENTS such sites as billboards in Brighton, industrial structures at Shoreham docks and the war memorial at Firle, Sussex. Red Roaster, 1a St James’s Street, Brighton, 01273 686668. Until Thu 31 October

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ART: BEES IN THE WOOD Featuring 20+ artists across many media, all with the aim of sending out an important message to help save our bees. 10% sales go to the Laboratory of Apiculture and Social Insects (LASI) at the University of Sussex. ONCA Gallery, 14 St George’s Place, Brighton, 01273 958291. Until Sun 13 Oct.

ART: MICHAEL GALE An exhibition of collages and paintings by Michael Gale. Inspired by typography, poetry and the landscape, Gale uses photography, paint and found objects to make the collages. Inspiration comes from

MUSIC: JOHNNY FLYNN & THE SUSSEX WIT Flagbearer for the indie folk scene, Flynn’s old style folk voice, married to modern instrumentation and timeless themes set in the now have made him one of the best. Back on the road with the appropriately named backing group The Sussex Wit, a name derived from the first family of folk, the Sussex based Copper Family. St George’s Church, Sat 12 Oct, 7pm, £16.50 MUSIC: ISRAEL NASH GRIPKA Texan dude with the wondrous name can’t help releasing great albums and delivering top quality live shows (in the way that Americans only can: combining terrific playing and good ole’ honest emotion applied to simple yet universal sentiments). If you like the more laid-back rhythms of Neil Young, then this is for you. His new album, Rain Plans, has just been released. Prince Albert, Fri 11 Oct, 7.30pm, £10

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MUSIC: NADINE SHAH Jeff Hemmings talks to Nadine Shah ahead of her gig at The Hope

midst the mountain of tepid outpourings that pours out of World Indie, there are, thankfully, exceptions. Nadine Shah being one of those, an artist who, with the help of producer Ben Hillier, fashioned one of the albums of the year so far, Love Your Dum And Mad. Yep, you read that right. “It’s a painting by a friend of mine [the album’s artwork and name, both derived from artist Matthew Stephens-Scott] who died a few years ago,” says Nadine. “Some of the songs are about him, and others are about mental health issues.” The somewhat risqué/disturbing artwork delights Nadine though. “I’ve been seeing it on massive billboards where I live. That’s amazing!” Fusing the foreboding atmospherics of Massive Attack with the incessantly pounding chords of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds; sprinkle over some seriously heavy PiL type bass; and layer with the almost operatic voice of Nadine Shah (who as her name vaguely suggests is of Norwegian and Pakistani ancestry, but is born and bred in the sunny climes of South Tyneside) and you might be close. But the truth is, words can do little justice to this most surprising of records, a work born of good fortune. “It was nerve wracking initially,” says Shah, talking about Ben Hillier, “working with someone who had made many of the albums [including several of Blur’s best] I loved and adored growing up. But we got on immediately and began writing together. I consider what we have made together to be a completely collaborative project. I would bring in these shoddy garageband recordings into the studio, just my vocal and a simple piano line and Ben would add touches that gave the songs completely new characters.” With varied influences, from Nina Simone to Mariah Carey, allied to a a thirst for poetry, literature and fine art, and a willingness to tackle difficult subjects such as mental health head-on, Shah has already carved herself out as a distinct and meaningful voice within the often fickle and superficial world of ‘pop’. In person though, despite all this apparent seriousness, she is funny, and seemingly down to earth. Her first ever gig was at a packed industry event: “I hadn’t even played in front of my parents! I bought the keyboard that I used on the day, because I had forgotten to bring mine... How ridiculous! And after me was Ed Sheeran and the room was dead quiet for him. I remember patronising him by saying, ‘Oh, don’t worry love, I’m sure one day you’ll be selling out arenas!’” Nadine Shah, The Hope, Saturday 12 October, 8pm, £6.50

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ith the sniffles and a cough I am all bunged up with Freshers’ flu! But that still doesn’t stop me going out and having a good time. Freshers is the one time of the year I can act like a careless student without having to be one. You can even get away with wearing the same outfit twice in one week! During Freshers week, Brighton turns into the ultimate party city; nearly every bar, pub and club is full to the brim with people every night. The only annoying thing is that I have found my favourite nights already and now need to find some space to explore other club nights. I do have one evening in mind that I am looking forward to though. At Above Audio on 16 October there are a few bands playing that I’m excited to go and see. Faux Flux, 9.15pm: Faux Flux is the electronic/indie project from Brighton, driven by producer and songwriter Alex Ensoll, who was then joined by drummer Demelza Mather in early 2013. With musical elements of electro, indie, and pop mixed into the fusion, the band’s sound has been likened to artists such as MGMT, Hot Chip and Radiohead whilst maintaining a unique and personal flavour. Foreign Skin, 8.30pm: Brighton based Foreign Skin, an audio/visual, self styled producer of ambient, chill out, hip-hop and electronic music. Foreign Skin has a very distinctive sound that infuses chopped up and manipulated vocals, accompanied by lush melodic synth lines and beautiful visuals. Momotaro, 10pm: Momotaro are an electronic band based in Brighton. Their sound is eclectic, with dubbed out vocals, memorable melodies, tasty beats and soulful words. Think The XX meets Us Baby Bear Bones. Absolute musical goodness. The music will start at 8.30pm, but they open from 4pm, so there’s plenty of time to go and get all liquored up beforehand. Also, it’s free entry and drink deals galore! Find out a bit more about the bands through the websites below: www.momotaroband.com www.facebook.com/momotaroband www.soundcloud.com/momotaroband www.fauxflux.net www.facebook.com/fauxflux www.soundcloud.com/fauxflux www.facebook.com/ForeignSkin www.soundcloud.com/foreignskinmusic

n the weekend of 14–15 September a Bmusic crew journeyed to a field out in the sticks near Hailsham to discover Over The Moon Festival and culminate an exciting summer of local festival coverage that has included The Great Escape, Meadowlands, Paddle Round The Pier and Shakedown. Over The Moon is in only its second year of existence but formerly went under the indicative title, Out Of The Ordinary, and from what we experienced that mantra is still very much evident at what is both a festival for the open minded, and a place for opening minds. Activities included acrobats, comedy, healing spaces with everything from massage to gong bath therapy, a seminar tent, children’s parades, a bassbooming Reggae tent boasting the first three ended ping-pong table I’ve ever seen and I haven’t even got started on the two and a half days of eclectic music and DJs on offer. Larger names included The Freestylers, The Hackney Colliery Band, AKDK with tons of Brighton based artists such as Transformer, Buffo’s Wake, Wide Eyed Order and 2013 Brighton Music Award nominees, Kitten & The Hip. Quick mention goes to an excellent young rapper we discovered on an open mic stage and is worth checking out: facebook.com/M.PowerHipHop The famously haphazard British weather did its best to progressively dampen proceedings on Sunday but the show went on and Bmusic owe special thanks to Over The Moon for inviting us to host three specially selected festival acts to be filmed on The Castle Stage; the first two being Brighton music scene mainstays; Common Tongues, Jouis, with the last act, Charlie Brown, a talented singer songwriter tipped for big things in 2014. Footage from the sessions will be going up on our Youtube channel exclusively in the near future. Bmusic wants to continue to grow and cover more of our local music scene for broadcast on Latest TV next year, but we need more enthusiastic individuals to help us make that happen. If you think you can contribute please come to an open meeting. Check out our Facebook or Twitter for details. Words: David Elphick

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IT'S MY PARTY There is nothing better than a bit of mid-week partying to break up the monotony of your working pattern. Even better than that, imagine a club night with the added bonus of pop-up cabaret performers? Funfair, Wed 9 Oct, 10pm, £3/Free

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WEST PIER DANCE SOCIETY The kind people at 10 Below wish to give everyone in town a chance to party with them by introducing a new club night that will take on a different genre each month. Join them this Friday for some good old garage. 10 Below, Fri 11 Oct, 10pm, £3 FLIP Will you pay to get in or will you be one of the lucky ones? Let your entrance fee be decided by the flip of a coin at the door to this popular hip-hop and bashment night, setting you up for a weekend of fun. Life, Fri 11 Oct, 11pm, £3/Free

CLINIC+ The doctor is in, and he is dishing out some awesome house music this Saturday at Clinic+. This night is confident enough to diagnose that you will be dancing happily into the early hours of Sunday morning. Digital, Sat 12 Oct, 11pm, £7/5

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oo much good music this week, so we best get started: Tuesday should see you looking out for Manchester’s all-girl four piece PINS at The Hope, all moody new wave as if “The Shangri-La's have kidnapped Ian Curtis” according to our own Twigwunderkid. If that doesn’t sound like your thing then Small Black’s smooth synth pop will be wooing the crowds at Sticky Mike’s with melancholic nostalgia for a night lost to the memory. Sunrise music to carry you home. Wednesday gives an uncomfortable split between two of the country’s rising duos, Drenge at The Green Door Store and IYES at Prince Albert. Drenge first pricked the ears of the mainstream when making a surprising and unwelcome appearance in MP Tom Watson’s open letter of resignation. Getting recommended by a politician would be the death knell for most bands but this is Drenge and Tom Watson has written for Vice music site Noisey, so we’ll let him off. Brothers Eoin and Rory Loveless, barely out of their teens, spin a reckless, ruthless and yes (groan) loveless whirlwind of blues-focused noise rock that blew Deap Vally off the stage back in March and are fully deserving of the hype that surrounds their angsty, visceral rock ‘n’ roll. This is music born of two brothers with nothing else to do but shout at each other through instruments in the garage, and the world is loving them for it. Physics House Band

IYES, on the other hand, are a more considered affair. Slotting neatly in beside CHVRCHES and HAIM in art pop circles, the producer/vocalist duo make intelligent and infectious anthems out of little more than keyboards and their own voices, but the talent they hold is obvious. Taking a measured approach to reap maximum reward, this is their first headline show with barely a single out but we recommend getting your tickets early if you want a look in. Given that The Albert and Green Door are metres apart, we’ll be going to both. Things quieten down until the weekend when Saturday gives another tough choice of local excellence: Speak Galactic headline Fitzherberts with support from Soft Arrows, whose second album of soft focus fuzz came out last week, while the third Physics House Party is due to pack out Sticky Mike’s. These nights put on by Physics House Band are becoming legendary in their ability to get the best local bands to a share a stage for their highly technical prog wig-out sessions and are well worth a look. Before long they’ll be gone.

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STARS With Val Aviv

★ARIES {Mar 21–Apr 20}

Don’t forget it’s your love of learning and adventure that will ultimately keep your interest in life alive, nothing is as bored as a Ram without new mountains to climb. Venus moves into fellow fire sign the zesty and inspired Sagittarius, so carving out a new road shouldn’t be too tricky.

★TAURUS {Apr 21–May 21}

It’s not about what you can achieve alone as much as it’s about what you can achieve in partnership. No-man is an island, and you will definitely benefit from the talents of others where one major project is concerned.

★GEMINI {May 22–June 21}

Pay attention to the message of a serious conversation that you have this week. A practical solution can be found via the harsh reality of some home truths. Perseverance is the key to success.

★CANCER {June 22–July 22}

If you’re in the mood to learn a grown up lesson about the limitations of ‘love’, then one particular engagement of the romantic variety could be the teacher you’ve been waiting for. Responsibility and patience aren’t sexy words, but they could present the solution to a well trodden love conundrum.

★LEO {July 23–Aug 22}

Masterful Leo can surely boast to having the loudest roar in the animal kingdom, especially while competitive Mars is in your sign. Sure, you want to make the most of this energy by pursuing your personal projects with vigour, just don’t underestimate the influence of your charm.

★VIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}

Serious talks are likely as Mercury and Saturn link up to discuss your current limitations, most of which can be overcome with a practical plan. The future doesn’t just invent itself, yes, you could leave it all to chance, but where your future prospects are concerned – grab the reins.

★LIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}

Lackadaisical Libra, today it’s all about action! Fulfillment is not about holding on too tightly to what you have, it’s about planting seeds in the direction of growth while the soil is ripe.

★SCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}

With the illuminating Sun passing through the depths of your psyche, it is possible that some genius from your unconscious can seep out into the world and you can glimpse the elixir. Just don’t underestimate your abilities.

★SAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}

One couldn’t have imagine this current level of emotional engagement to perpetuate. The world is enjoying your transformation, even if you aren’t! While Sagittarius spends a great deal of time flying by the seat of his intellectual pants, the inner dimensions are rightfully being honoured.

★CAPRICORN {Dec 21–Jan 19}

Partnerships take on a new found wealth of sexual engagement as Lilith the dark Moon draws out the hidden sexual depths of that special someone and you. While relationships deepen your imagination can soar leading to a loss of self.

★AQUARIUS {Jan 20–Feb 19}

No-one’s questioning your intellectual capacity, it’s just that there is a lot more to life than the conglomeration of your thoughts, they’re not the whole picture. While striving for perfection, it may serve you well to accept the messier more primal aspects of self, such as emotions.

★PISCES {Feb 20–Mar 20}

You wouldn’t build your house on sand, so don't build your life’s foundation on a slippery set of self beliefs, which are guaranteed to leave you vulnerable when confronted by the harsh realities of life. Confusion is not life’s trick, it’s a choice that we make to avoid engaging in the real world. Val Aviv is the presenter for Brighton Lights on Latest TV www.thelatest.tv For more astrological insights and monthly horoscopes visit www.valaviv.com or for a personal astrological reading contact Val Aviv at: astrology@valaviv.com

L7 TV Your weekly TV guide 88 – 14 OCTOBER bolshy Alice Felgate as seen in BBC3’s Some Girls. Add to that parents played by Susie Blake (Acorn Antiques and everything else Victoria Wood does) and Jeff Rawle (Drop The Dead Donkey’s George), and this cast rack up quite the comedy CV. With Victoria Nangle It’s actually very good fun. Sometimes the delivery’s a bit fast, so that you can tell the cast are exchanging set-ups to punchlines rather than dialogue, but this is just a quibble. Myles’ english accent is dead good, only occasionally slipping into her own flat Welsh vowels, and hardly noticeable when it does. Everybody’s family is a ome things are cyclical. The seasons, people’s bit batty, and when Rawle pulls out a piece of belief in the economy, and sitcom premises. paper with questions for his daughters’ boyfriends Anyone of a certain age who hears the that haven’t been updated since they were taking concept of Gold’s first ever original programming – their A-levels there’s a sweet familiarity. a gentleman and a lady fall madly in love despite a Other scene setters include Head’s naturist 20 year age gap, and humour is derided from the brother living with them, the fact that this rather responses of their families – could experience the dashing older man (Head, not his brother) also runs same deja vu I’m in the middle of. Remember May a successful business that allows him to have a To December that ran for six series starring Anton house with a swimming pool – which adds to the Rogers and two separate actresses conspiracy of family hushed whispers playing his love interest? It would seem that he might be having a midlife crisis that the series lasted longer than the “This level the possibility that she might be simply casting, and yet Gold, a channel after his money. Plus a degenerate specifically targetting those who like to of lust tends grandson turning up to borrow cognac remember programmes from mostly funds, and Myles’ sister and her clan are to take up the ‘80s and ‘90s, has decided this close at hand. There’s plenty to get to should mark their first foray into newly grips with, along with the old unspoken residence devised telly. Anyone else see a hiccup wisdom from May To December than it’s on the horizon? the most reasonable people of the whole on BBC3” The pilfering of concepts to one side, crew being harangued for their You, Me & Them stars Anthony Head, unorthodox relationship. much loved ever since he first knocked on some An interesting first toe into the sea of original filly’s door and asked to borrow a cup of coffee back commissions for Gold then, from the ever-reliable in the 1980s. Alongside him is Eve Myles, her of Hat Trick production house. It still begs the question Torchwood, Doctor Who and suchlike. Combine that why Gold would want to introduce new content, with Head’s Buffy background and part of me is just having already done quite well re-commissioning itching for a monster to jump out of the ironing new scripts for older shows like Yes, Minister. Surely cupboard. The closest thing we’ll get though is it goes against the ethos of a channel heralding the Lindsay Duncan as Head’s ex-wife who has taken up good old days to bring in something new? But that’s residency next door and appears behind a set of by the by. In a TV guide so dense with channels binoculars gazing through the hedgerow as Myles’ these days it’s hard to see the wood for the trees, it’s family arrive to meet the new older boyfriend for the always good to spot new shrubs making such a first time. To be honest, Head and Myles are a lot promising start. more ‘grabby’ of each other than Anton was with his You, Me & Them, Gold, Wednesday 23 October 2013 young lady. They are both attractive people and apparently in love, but this level of lust tends to take up residence on BBC3. Segway into mentioning Follow me: latestvicky that Myles’ niece is played by the delightfully

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tuesday 8 Masters Of Sex Channel 4, 9pm Another brand new drama, only released in the US last week, and hotly anticipated – this twentieth century period drama stars Michael Sheen and Lizzy Caplan as pioneers in the research of human sexuality, inadvertently triggering what later became known as the sexual revolution. Oh, we say!

CSI: NY Channel Five, 9pm You know when you try and steal a thing but the thing turns out not to be the thing you expected and the people chasing you, i.e. the cops, don’t really know what the thing is either? Things get complicated. A fatal car-jacking takes an unexpected turn when the contents of the car turns out not to be drugs. Most bizarre.

Family Guy BBC3, 11pm The usual mixture of dysfunctional family and evil 2D plotting from this animated double bill. The first course dishes up Stewie trying to get Brian to break up with his ladyfriend. She’s pretty but none too smart. Course two and Lois takes over Chris’s school’s sex education classes. Yum.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Real Rescues 11.45 Claimed And Shamed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances 2.45 Keeping Up Appearances 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Britain’s Big Wildlife Revival 10.05 The Incredible Spice Men 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics Conference Special 1.00 Classic Mastermind 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd On Food 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.15 Cagney And Lacey 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who escaped elimination. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation It’s the sixth leg of the Hairy Bikers’ adventure and they have made it as far as Italy. 8.00 The Great British Bake Off It is the quarter final and there are just five bakers left. Time for unconventional flours and unusual desserts. Thinking caps. 9.00 The Wrong Mans Sitcom. When Lau shows up at the council offices, Sam successfully negotiates the safe handover of Scarlett (Emilia Fox) in exchange for Lau’s nephew Jason. But Phil has his own ideas and nearly scuppers the plan. 9.30 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Joining Sarah are with Homeland’s David Harewood, Glee star Matthew Morrison and top horticulturalist Diarmuid Gavin. 10.00 Later Live... With Jools Holland Do doobey doobey do do do. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Crane Gang 12.20am Sign Zone: The United States Of Television: America In Primetime 4.00 Beneath The Lab Coat 5.00 You Too Can Be An Absolute Genius 5.30 Curious Cat 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Damselfly –

6.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.35am The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.25 Will And Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.25 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Every Day 1.05 FILM: Bear Island (1979) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Animal Maternity 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Law And Order: Criminal Intent 3.10 FILM: The Boy She Met Online (2010) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours

6.00am FL72 Review 7.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.00pm Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Football Gold 4.45 Football Gold 5.00 Barclays Premier League Review 6.00 Revista De La Liga 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 12.00am Football Gold 12.15 Football Gold 12.30 Football Asia 1.00 Revista De La Liga 2.00 Barclays Premier League Review 3.00 Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 4.00 Sportswomen 4.30 Football Asia 5.00 Revista De La Liga

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A terrible accident almost sees Amy lose Kyle forever. Rishi confronts Rodney about his clandestine activities. 8.00 The Daily Mirror Pride Of Britain Awards 2013 Carol Vorderman hosts as the biggest names in show business pay tribute to our national heroes in the fifteenth annual Pride of Britain Awards. The event, held at the Grosvenor House Hotel, attracts hundreds of VIPs - this year including HRH Prince Charles, prime minister David Cameron, comedian and prolific fundraiser David Walliams and sporting hero Usain Bolt – as they come together to celebrate the achievements of the winners. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 FILM: Hearts In Atlantis (2001) Starring Anthony Hopkins, Anton Yelchin, Hope Davis, Mika Boorem and David Morse. The story of a young boy who befriends an enigmatic lodger renting a room in his mother’s family boarding house and learns that the stranger possesses supernatural gifts, has a haunted past and is being pursued by sinister men. Based on a short story by Stephen King. 12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The odds are stacked against Ste, but will anybody save him? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Sex Box A couple talk to journalist and agony aunt Mariella Frostrup about what sex means to them, as part of the Campaign for Real Sex season. 8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money Sarah Beeny meets Pete and Teressa Mitchie and their two kids. They urgently need more space, but disaster strikes six weeks into the build when the Mitchie’s builder pulls out and Tress is forced to take on project managing. 9.00 Masters Of Sex See highlights. 10.15 London Irish Sitcom. Four young friends from Northern Ireland experience life in England. It’s Hallowe’en and there’s a party to attend. 10.50 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel game joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 11.50 The Simpsons 12.20am Random Acts 12.25 PokerStars.com And MonteCarlo Casino EPT Grand Final Poke 1.20 American Football: Hard Knocks 2.15 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.40 Beach Volleyball FIVB 3.35 The Great Scottish Swim 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.25 Countdown

6.00 Home And Away Brax asks Tamara to try to get through to Casey, but her interference just brings his pain to the surface. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Jungle Babies Documentary following the nocturnal adventures of two families of tarsiers – primates found in south east Asia. 7.30 The Dog Rescuers Documentary series. The RSPCA are carrying out a joint operation with the police and trading standards officers to raid a farm that they suspect has been breeding dogs illegally. 8.00 New Cowboy Builders Mel and Dom try to settle the score with a cowboy and help the family of a seriously ill girl as they try to create an extension for their young daughter. 9.00 CSI: NY See highlights. 10.00 Castle US mystery series. A coded clue leads Beckett, Castle and cast of unusual suspects on a treasure hunt to recover some longsince buried booty. 11.00 Body Of Proof Medical mystery series. Hunt comes face to face with her old life as a doctor when she reconnects with a former patient. 12.00am Law And Order: Criminal Intent 12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 FL72 Review 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00pm Golf: President’s Cup 1.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 2.00 FL72 Review 3.00 Elite League Speedway 5.00 Sports Unlimited 6.00 DTM Motor Racing 7.00 Sportswomen 7.30 LIVE Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Barclays Premier League Review 12.00am Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 1.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf 3.00 PGA Cup Golf 4.00 DTM Motor Racing 5.00 Fishing

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders An exhausted Janine plays right into Michael’s hands when Scarlett’s safety is plunged into jeopardy. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hanssen is torn between helping Malick and treating Chantelle. Can he save them both? 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Hanna and Mike have three kids, two of whom are twins who were born prematurely. The family house is tiny and the cramped conditions are making life extremely difficult and at times dangerous for the growing boys. Good thing Nick Knowles and DIY SOS team are on hand. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Day I Got My Sight Back Documentary. Since 2002, Ian Tibbetts has been slowly going blind. Despite numerous treatments to save his eyesight, nothing has worked – until now. Over several months, this film follows Ian as he undergoes a series of radical operations in a last attempt to restore his sight. 11.35 FILM: Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009) Starring Chris O’Dowd, Marc Wootton, Dean Lennox Kelly. Comedy. 12.55am Weatherview 1.00 News

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Sky Sports 3 6.00am Thrillseekers 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 8.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9.00 Elite League Speedway 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Football Gold 11.45 Football Gold 12.00pm Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Trilby Tour Golf 2.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 Golf: President’s Cup 4.00 Trilby Tour Golf 5.00 British Rally Championship 6.00 Fishing 7.00 Golfing World 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing 9.30 Football Gold 9.45 Football Gold 10.00 ATP Tennis Masters 11.00 TBA 12.00am Fishing 1.00 ATP Tennis Masters 2.00 Fishing 3.00 TBA 4.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf

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8.00am Stargate SG-1(x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Glee 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 12.00am Road Wars 1.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Armed & Dangerous: Ultimate Forces

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gavin & Stacey (x2) 9.00 New: Don’t Tell The Bride 10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2). See highlights. 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30 Bad Education 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 2.00 Some Girls 2.30 Staying In With Greg And Russell 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride

7.00pm News 7.30 A Garden In Snowdonia 8.00 A Pembrokeshire Farm 8.30 Britain On Film 9.00 The Art Of Australia 10.00 Pain, Pus And Poison: The Search For Modern Medicines 11.00 Skippy: Australia’s First Superstar 12.00am The Great British Outdoors 1.00 Britain On Film 1.30 A Pembrokeshire Farm

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Vancouver 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 Peter Andre: My Life 9.00 The Magaluf Weekender 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 FILM: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) 1.05am The Vampire Diaries 1.55 Up All Night

2.10pm Wild At Heart 3.10 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.20 The Upper Hand 4.55 Second Thoughts 5.25 George And Mildred 6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Bomb Girls 1.00 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes

5.00pm How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Rules Of Engagement 9.30 Happy Endings 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 The Cleveland Show 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.25am 90210 1.25 The Cleveland Show

11.40am FILM: The Admirable Crichton (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Location, Location, Location 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building The Dream 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 My Big Fat Royal Gypsy Wedding 12.10am Building The Dream

11.00am Death Drums Along The River (1963) 12.40pm Stalag 17 (1953) 3.00 A Man Alone (1955) 4.55 Carry On Teacher (1962) 6.40 Mona Lisa Smile (2003) 9.00 Date Night (2010) 10.45 Machete (2010) 12.50am Tabu (2012) 3.35 Close

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wednesday 9 The Culture Show: Sylvie Guillem – Force Of Nature BBC2, 10pm Hand-picked by Rudolf Nureyev at age 19, if a dancer can take that then the pressure from the industry as she campaigns for environmental issues must be light as a feather. This revealing portrait of Sylvie Guillem tells all, from Paris Opera Ballet to fierce environmentalist. Impressive.

Wentworth Prison Channel Five, 10pm Strewth! Get your mid-week aggro out vicariously with this little lot, as Jacs plots a chilling welcome for Franky. Well, leaving solitary needs to be celebrated by some, especially your nemesis. Meanwhile, Will makes some alarming discoveries about his late wife. That’s not going to do him any good whatsoever.

Harrow: A Very British School Sky1, 8pm Bear in mind that some of these kids could be running the country in 25 years time, and that this will then be well recycled fodder for candid clip shows of before they were famous. Harrow is the training ground for world leaders, they say. West Acre focuses on the inter-house army drill comp.

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Real Rescues 10.45 The Queen’s Baton Relay Launch 12.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances 2.45 Keeping Up Appearances 3.15 Perfection 4.00 Escape To The Country 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Real Rescues 7.45 Animal Park 8.15 Wanted Down Under 9.00 Hairy Bikers’ Meals On Wheels Back On The Road 10.00 The Incredible Spice Men 10.30 See Hear 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Classic Mastermind 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd On Food 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.15 Cagney And Lacey 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the backstage gossip and exclusive news. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation Series following the Hairy Bikers as they travel around Europe sampling different culinary treats. 8.00 The House That £100k Built Architectural journalist and critic Kieran Long and award-winning architect Piers Taylor are following self-builders as they take on the biggest gamble of their lives. Young couple Tom and Zoe decide to build their own home rather than settle for the uninspiring homes that £90k will get them in Cambridgeshire. 9.00 Dan Snow’s History Of Congo Dan Snow travels to Congo to reveal how its troubled history of slavery, colonialism, corruption and war have turned one of the world’s potentially richest countries into one of its poorest. 10.00 The Culture Show: Sylvie Guillem – Force Of Nature See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Midwives – Delivery On Demand Series following the work of midwives. 12.20am See Hear 4.00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 5.00 Stargazing Challenges 5.30 Little Stargazing 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Flamingo – Courtship Spectacle

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.25 Will And Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Veg Every Day 1.05 FILM: Gambit (1966) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me

6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 The Railway: First Great Western 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Nora Roberts Collection: Tribute (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away As Tamara’s memory returns to her completely, she realises that she loves both Casey and Kyle. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge Documentary series. Robson travels to Mexico for a five-round sea fishing challenge. 8.00 Animal Maternity Documentary series. In this episode, her keepers believe that Etna the cheetah should give birth soon, but they are concerned that she has no visible baby bump. 9.00 Fat For Cash Documentary exploring the secret world of overweight entrepreneurs. Jen from Boston weighs 30 stone and is a dedicated weight gainer. Online, she sells clips of herself stepping onto weighing scales and straining to get a measuring tape around her thighs. Christina’s 40-stone frame means that she is almost immobile, but she too is capitalising on her bulk. 10.00 Wentworth Prison See highlights. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Ray returns from New York after failing to find kidnap victim Madeline Briggs. 12.00am The Big Game 12.55 SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am Revista De La Liga 7.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.00pm Football Gold 3.30 Premier League Review 4.30 Revista De La Liga 5.30 Futbol Mundial 6.00 Total Rugby 6.30 Football Gold 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 11.00 Sporting Heroes 12.00am Football Gold 12.30 What’s The Story? 1.30 World Grand Prix Darts 5.30 Football Gold

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins. Oz Clarke reveals the truth about supermarkets’ discounted wine, and the team have the latest on Watchdog’s energy campaign. 9.00 The Great British Year Documentary series showing Britain’s changing look over the course of a year. Spring marks the start of an epic race for life where timing is everything; trees explode with blossom and mornings fill with the magical chorus of bird song. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Father Figure Sitcom. The life of Tom Whyte never runs smoothly, and when Elaine’s ex-boyfriend Karl comes to stay, Tom finds it increasingly difficult not to be jealous at the prospect. 11.05 Room 101 – Extra Storage Fast-moving game show meets talk show hosted by Frank Skinner. 11.45 FILM: Trust The Man (2005) Starring David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Romantic comedy. 1.25am Weatherview

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street Can Roy support Hayley’s forthright approach to her illness? Jealous Kylie keeps a close eye on David. 8.00 Big Star’s Little Star Stephen Mulhern presents the series in which three well-loved celebrities share the stage with some brand new co-stars – their own children. 9.00 Whitechapel Crime drama series featuring bizarre and macabre murders with a historical precedent. Conclusion of a two-part story. The hunt is on to find a gang of cannibalistic killers running wild in Whitechapel’s underground tunnels before a blameless young girl becomes the next victim. The station is under attack and the forces of evil are moving against the team on all sides. The case becomes dangerously personal for Chandler, and he is forced to take desperate measures. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Exposure Current affairs strand presenting new documentary films on a range of powerful and controversial subjects. 11.35 James Nesbitt’s Ireland James Nesbitt presents his eight-part guided tour of Ireland. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Bend Of The River (1952) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes steps up her game, but she may have placed herself in mortal danger. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Sex Box Sex-themed discussion show. 8.00 The Three Day Nanny Reality series following experienced nanny Kathryn Mewes, who offers advice to the parents of the nation’s troublesome children. Single mum Susan calls in Kathryn to help with her troublesome sons: five-year-old Isaac and three-year-old Jacob. 9.00 Grand Designs Property series. Tamayo Hussey has missed Japan ever since she moved to the UK with her husband, quantum physics professor Nigel Hussey. To stave off the homesickness the couple have decided to transform a tired old 1960s forester’s lodge into a one-of-a-kind Japanese house complete with roof bath, tatami room and sliding paper walls. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series narrated by Caroline Aherne. 10.50 My Tattoo Addiction Reality series. 11.50 More Sex Please, We’re British Documentary. 12.45am Random Acts 12.50 Shameless USA 1.45 FILM: Aradhana (1969) 4.30 FILM: The Shanghai Gesture (1941)

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 Premier League Review 10.00 Revista De La Liga 11.00 Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 12.00pm Sportswomen 12.30 Golfing World 1.00 Premier League Review 2.00 Revista De La Liga 3.00 Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 4.00 Football Asia 4.30 Watersports World 5.30 P1 Powerboating 6.00 Powerboat GP 6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Futbol Mundial 7.30 Watersports World 8.30 Total Rugby 9.00 Football Gold 9.30 Futbol Mundial 10.00 What’s The Story? 11.00 Total Rugby 11.30 European Tour Weekly 12.00am FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 1.00 Total Rugby 1.30 Football Gold 2.00 Futbol Mundial 2.30 FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 3.30 Total Rugby 4.00 Powerboat GP 4.30 What’s The Story? 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Football Asia 6.30 Football Gold 7.00 WWE Vintage 8.00 Sports Unlimited 9.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm Revista De La Liga 1.00 Sports Unlimited 2.00 PGA Europro Tour Golf 4.00 PGA Cup Golf 5.00 DTM Motor Racing 6.00 BWF Badminton Super Series 7.00 ATP Tennis Masters 8.00 FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 9.00 Inside The PGA Tour 9.30 European Tour Weekly 10.00 Masters Tennis 11.00 Trans World Sport 12.00am Max Power 1.00 ATP Tennis Masters 2.00 F3 Euroseries 3.00 FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 4.00 Trans World Sport 5.00 F3 Euroseries Victoria Nangle

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Harrow: A Very British School 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime (x2) 1.00am Road Wars (x2) 3.00 Armed & Dangerous: Ultimate Forces

7.00pm Free Speech: Zero Hours Contracts 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Unsafe Sex In The City 10.00 Staying In With Greg And Russell 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Unsafe Sex In The City 1.30 Staying In With Greg And Russell

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea 8.00 Heritage! The Battle For Britain’s Past 9.00 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 10.00 Nigel Slater: Life Is Sweets 11.00 A Very British Murder With Lucy Worsley 12.00am Between The Lines: Railways In Fiction And Film - Timeshift

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Vancouver 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 FILM: The Wedding Singer (1998) 10.00 The Only Way Is Vegas 11.00 FILM: Whip It (2009) 1.15am The Vampire Diaries

3.05pm The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 The Upper Hand 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Love Your Garden (x2) 10.00 Wycliffe 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.10am FILM: The Best Of Benny Hill (1974)

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 New Girl 3.30 The Mindy Project 4.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.40am FILM: The Desperadoes (1943) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Location, Location, Location 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Time Traveller’s Wife (2009) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15am Come Dine With Me

11.00am The Sea Chase (1955) 1.20pm Cameraman: The Life And Work Of Jack Cardiff (2010) 3.00 Pony Express (1953) 5.00 The Thirty-Nine Steps (1978) 7.05 The Addams Family (1991) 9.00 The Ghost (2008) 11.30 Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) 1.15am Brother (2000) 3.40 Close

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thursday 10 Peaky Blinders BBC2, 9pm Birmingham was dangerous enough, what with Thomas Shelby and the peelers after him. Now there’s an IRA chief over to avenge his cousin’s death – which is not going to add to the peace and quiet quota. In other news, Campbell gets closer to the missing guns and Grace has to decide where her loyalties lie.

Breathless ITV1, 9pm Brand new drama series following a group of doctors at a London hospital in 1961. You can tell because they look like they quite fancy themselves as cast members of Mad Men. They act a bit like them too, as charismatic surgeon Otto Powell has the perfect wife, the perfect job, and an eye on new nurse Angela.

Suburgatory E4, 9.30pm It’s Valentine’s Day – go with it, let’s pretend it’s to do with jet lag rather than scheduling – which means this is a big deal for relationships in Suburgatory. George’s plans go awry when Dallas has a bad reaction to her cosmetic procedure, and Tessa decides a great smooch date is to take Ryan to an art house film.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Robert Peston Goes Shopping 10.05 Plan It, Build It 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Classic Mastermind 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd On Food 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.15 Cagney And Lacey 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip and behind-thescenes action from the world of Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 Hairy Bikers’ Bakeation After nearly five thousand miles, the Hairy Bikers reach the last leg of their journey, which takes them through northern Spain. 8.00 Trust Me, I’m A Doctor Dr Phil Hammond presents a guide to what does and does not work in medicine. 9.00 Peaky Blinders See highlights. 10.00 Mock The Week Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Dan Snow’s History Of Congo Dan Snow travels to Congo to reveal how its troubled history has turned one of the world’s potentially richest countries into one of its poorest. 12.20am Sign Zone: Malala: Shot For Going To School 1.50 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix – Practice 3.55 The Science Of Space Dive – Learning Zone 4.25 The Alchemist’s Apprentices 4.55 The Bloodhound 5.50 Wonders Of Nature: Superpower – Just Imagine If... 5.55 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix – Practice

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 According To Jim 7.25 Will And Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 River Cottage Every Day 1.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 1.15 FILM: The Anderson Tapes (1971) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Doug is keen for Ste to know the truth. Under pressure, Darren is left with little choice but to hurt Jack. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Sex Box A couple talk to Ms Frostrup about what sex means. 8.00 Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer present the property series. This time, they look back at a property finding mission in Aberdeen. 9.00 Educating Yorkshire Documentary series exploring life at a Yorkshire school, Thornhill Academy. Exams are approaching at Thornhill and it is not just the students who are feeling the pressure. Deputy head Mr Steer, in charge of the school’s attainment as well as being a maths teacher, faces a number of challenges. 10.00 My Tattoo Addiction Documentary series. The final episode features people whose addiction to body art has had a profound effect on the way they live their lives. 11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.10am Random Acts 12.15 Sex Box 1.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Live 2.10 Inside Nature’s Giants Special 3.05 Unreported World 3.30 SuperScrimpers 4.25 Deal Or No Deal 5.20 SuperScrimpers 5.25 Countdown

6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 New Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Living With The Enemy (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris wants to pick things with Indi up where they left off, but she is more reluctant. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Building America’s Super Submarine Documentary revealing how six technological breakthroughs enabled the construction of gigantic submarine the USS Pennsylvania. 8.00 The Railway: First Great Western Documentary series following the staff of First Great Western. 9.00 Countdown To Murder Documentary series. This episode focuses on former royal aide Jane Andrews, who bludgeoned and stabbed to death her millionaire boyfriend after he told her that he would never propose. 10.00 Law And Order: Criminal Intent US police drama series. Goren and Eames find themselves caught up in the Manhattan matchmaking scene as they investigate the murder of a Wall Street CEO. 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. The CSIs are called to a murder in a bowling alley when a severed head turns up in the conveyor system. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Get your fix of the latest film and TV news. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00am What’s The Story? 7.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 2.00pm LIVE International T20 Cricket 6.00 FL72 Preview 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 11.00 Fantasy Football Club 12.00am NFL: A Football Life 1.00 Live NFL 4.30 FL72 Preview 5.30 Barclays Premier League World

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. 7.30 EastEnders Faced with a huge dilemma, Dexter faces Sam, Ava and Cora and finally makes a lifechanging decision. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. Grantly returns to teaching at Waterloo Road to discover the school is chaotic as ever. Kacey faces her big boxing fight, but Barry takes bets against her winning. And Sue resorts to tranquilisers to get through her school day from hell. 9.00 Truckers Drama series. Malachi has to accept his marriage has ended, especially when he interrupts his ex-wife having culinary-themed phone sex with her new fiance. After some soul searching and help from his son, he comes to terms with the break-up in his own way. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby chairs the topical debate from Cambridge. 11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and Alan Johnson. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Courage In The Crossfire: Tonight Correspondent Paul Davies catches up with Thusha Kamaleswaran, the little girl who was caught up in the crossfire of a south London gang feud in her uncle’s shop two years ago. 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 Pat And Cabbage Comedy. When Cabbage bumps into her exhusband and his new partner, she regretfully invites them to dinner. Pat is nervous about taking the next step with Michael. Nicola breaks some news to the family, but has she really thought it through? Sparks continue to fly between Dylan and Nicola as Jim masters the art of cooking – David Copperfield style. 9.00 Breathless See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Gone (2007) Starring Shaun Evans, Amelia Warner, Scott Mechlowicz and Yvonne Strahovski. Antipodean psychological thriller. A British couple travelling through the Australian Outback become involved with a mysterious American tourist whose behaviour becomes increasingly sinister. 12.15am Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Jackpot247 3.00 Courage In The Crossfire: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 What’s The Story? 10.00 Sporting Heroes 11.00 European Tour Weekly 11.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.30pm FIFA Futbol Mundial 2.00 LIVE ATP Tennis Masters 3.00 Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 What’s The Story? 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 Football Gold 5.15 Football Gold 5.30 Barclays Premier League World 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE: Live Amlin Cup 10.00 Lions Raw 11.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 1.00am WWE NXT 2.00 World Grand Prix Darts

Sky Sports 3 6.00am European Tour Weekly 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 8.00 Sporting Heroes 9.00 Powerboat GP 9.30 P1 Superstock Powerboating 10.00 FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm Johnstone’s Paint Trophy 1.00 Sporting Heroes 2.00 What’s The Story? 3.00 BWF Badminton Super Series 4.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 6.00 Sporting Heroes 7.00 ATP Tennis Masters 8.00 International T20 Cricket 9.00 FL72 Preview 10.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 European Rugby Club Special 5.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 5.30 ATP Tour Uncovered

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8.00am Stargate SG-1 (x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Trollied 9.30 An Idiot Abroad 10.30 Hawaii Five-0 11.30 NCIS: LA 12.30am Road Wars (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 Hotel Of Mum And Dad 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Staying In With Greg And Russell 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 Hotel Of Mum And Dad

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The Horizon Guide: Moon 9.00 Pain, Pus And Poison: The Search For Modern Medicines 10.00 After Life: The Strange Science Of Decay 11.30 The Art Of Australia 12.30am Skippy: Australia’s First Superstar 1.30 The Sky At Night 2.00 The Horizon Guide: Moon

4.10pm The Real Housewives Of Vancouver 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The X Factor USA 9.00 Tricked 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.50 The Magaluf Weekender 11.50 Crazy Beaches 12.20am The Only Way Is Vegas 1.20 Tricked

3.00pm The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 4.15 The Upper Hand 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9.00 Joanna Lumley’s Greek Odyssey 10.00 Afterlife 11.05 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Specsavers Crime Thriller Club

6.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 9.30 Suburgatory. See highlights. 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube

11.10am FILM: Mr Hobbs Takes A Vacation (1962) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Location, Location, Location 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Scandal 10.00 The Big C 11.15 Embarrassing Bodies 12.20am Come Dine With Me 1.25 Grand Designs

11.00am Monsieur Lazhar (2011) 12.55pm The Shepherd Of The Hills (1941) 2.50 The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954) 4.55 Lassie (2005) 6.50 The Secret Life Of Bees (2008) 9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 Predator (1987) 12.55am I’m A Cyborg, But That’s OK (2006) 3.15 Close

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friday 11 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D Channel 4, 8pm You know that if a brilliant scientist is kidnapped in the Marvel universe, no good is ever nearby. When Dr Franklin Hall is grabbed it’s down to Coulson and the team to step up and help out, otherwise the great power in his bonce may have its great responsibility abused by baddies.

Celebrity Wedding Planner Channel Five, 10pm Oh our giddy aunt, how terrifying must this be to find out that the celebrities organising what is seen by most as the biggest day of your life, are racing commentator John McCririck and music personality Pete Burns. Celeb Big Brother did something for this odd couple, as they assemble the fairytale nuptials.

FILM: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Film4, 9pm Everyone’s got evil exes to contend with from their past, but not all of them turn up like arcade game fighters to smite the young chap currently trying to woo your affections. Such is the premise of Scott Pilgrim’s clashes, along with a Battle Of The Bands comp, and his own unhappy exes.

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7.35am The A To Z Of TV Gardening 8.00 Meet The Monkeys: Natural World 9.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 10.00 Question Time 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Classic Mastermind 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd On Food 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.15 Cagney And Lacey 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball takes a sneak peak into rehearsals and the star studded Friday Panel looks forward to the next show. 7.00 Dig WW2 With Dan Snow Dan Snow investigates the history of the Second World War in Northern Ireland, participating in archaeological digs and dives of military sites across the country. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as the hunt continues for the nation’s Mastermind. Subjects are Dad’s Army, the Faraday and Winter novels by Graham Hurley, the French Revolution and the European Football Championship 1980-date. 8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine. 9.00 Meerkats: Secrets Of An Animal Superstar They look like they’re doing more than selling a comparison website. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry hosts the hilarious, mind-expanding quiz in which the aim is to be interesting. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.00 Later... With Jools Holland Jools Holland’s iconic music programme. 12.10am Close Up 12.55 Sign Zone: Question Time 1.55 Formula 1 2013

6.00am International T20 Cricket 7.00 Live Masters Tennis 3.00pm Football Gold 3.15 Football Gold 3.30 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 Barclays Premier League World 5.00 Football Gold 5.15 Football Gold 5.30 NFL 6.30 Fantasy Football Club 7.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 10.30 Fantasy Football Club 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am The F1 Show 1.00 International Football 2.30 Fantasy Football Club 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 International Football 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 World Cup Qualifying Live: England V Montenegro England need wins against Montenegro and Poland to make sure of qualification for next year’s World Cup in Brazil. After missing recent games, Wayne Rooney could return to the starting line up - he was on the scoresheet in March when Roy Hodgson’s side drew 1-1 against Montenegro in Podgorica. Adrian Chiles is joined by Roy Keane, Lee Dixon and Harry Redknapp for live coverage from Wembley, with commentary from Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley. 10.10 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 World Cup Qualifying Highlights Adrian Chiles is joined by Lee Dixon and Andy Townsend for highlights of England’s World Cup qualifier against Montenegro. England need to win their last two games to guarantee their passage to next year’s World Cup in Brazil. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 11.45 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade goes on the hunt for killer catfish, as he follows stories of a man swallowed whole by a giant fish. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Columbo: Now You See Him 5.00 ITV Nightscreen

6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s D-day for Mercedes, but has she done enough to secure a safe haven for her family? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World Reporter Kiki King and director James Brabazon travel to Caracas, the kidnap capital of the world. 7.55 Sex Box Part of the Campaign for Real Sex season. 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. See highlights. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts the topical comedy panel game joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 9.50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan is joined by X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, US actor and Jackass star Johnny Knoxville, and Gok Wan. Music is from One Republic. 10.50 Was It Something I Said? Panel show hosted by David Mitchell. Team captains Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Jimmy Carr and actor, comedian and author Charlie Higson for the first show, while Homeland star David Harewood guests. 11.40 London Irish Sitcom. 12.15am FILM: Away We Go (2009) 1.50 Random Acts 1.55 The Big C 2.20 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.50 2 Broke Girls 3.10 2 Broke Girls 3.35 SuperScrimpers 4.30 Deal Or No Deal 5.15 SuperScrimpers 5.25 Countdown

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.05 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 The Mentalist 3.15 FILM: McBride: Dogged (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After telling him about her plans to go to America for treatment, Pippa has a seizure while talking to Jett. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 World’s Strongest Man The 35th running of the international strongman competition from Los Angeles. 8.00 The 8-Limbed Boy: Extraordinary People Series of absorbing documentaries. Six-year-old Deepak was born with an extra body growing out of his chest, giving him eight limbs in total. This film follows his progress as he seeks surgery for his extraordinary condition. 9.00 Hens Behaving Badly Documentary series exploring the multi-million pound British hen party industry. This episode begins in Nottingham, where we meet wild child Emily. Can Emily grow up and resist temptation on her last night of freedom – with or without her chief bridesmaid’s help? 10.00 Celebrity Wedding Planner See higlhights. 11.00 FILM: Piranha (2010) Starring Elizabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Kelly Brook and Eli Roth. Comedy horror. 12.35am SuperCasino 4.00 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.50 House Doctor 5.10 Wildlife SOS 5.35 Wildlife SOS

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers Ronnie Corbett takes a wry look at the public’s obsession with pets. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Michael’s warped brain goes into overdrive and he continues to manipulate Alice. 8.30 Miranda Sitcom. Miranda and Stevie compete to be best friends with the new waitress at the restaurant, Tamara. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, a guest host and guest panellists. 9.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. Mr Khan is off to meet the mosque manager, whom he expects will finally get him onto the mosque committee. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton is joined by Hollywood megastar Harrison Ford; Jack Whitehall; and James Blunt. 11.20 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama about a British bomb disposal detachment in Afghanistan. 11.50 FILM: Presumed Innocent (1990) Starring Harrison Ford, Greta Scacchi. Tense courtroom thriller. 1.55am Weatherview 2.00 BBC News 5.00 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix – Qualifying

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 NFL 10.00 FL72 Preview 11.00 IAAF Athletix Magazine 11.30 LIVE European Tour Golf 1.30pm Ringside 2.30 Barclays Premier League World 3.00 International T20 Cricket 4.00 LIVE European Tour Golf 6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 6.30 BMX Supercross World Series 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 11.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown 1.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 World Grand Prix Darts

Sky Sports 3 6.00am IAAF Athletix Magazine 6.30 Barclays Premier League World 7.00 WWE: Raw 9.00 European Rugby Club Special 12.00pm Fantasy Football Club 1.00 FL72 Preview 2.00 Thinking Tackle 3.00 WWE: Raw 5.00 LIVE International Football 7.30 LIVE International Football 10.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 Heineken Cup 5.00 European Tour Golf

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10.00am NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Glee 9.00 A League Of Their Own 10.00 Trollied 10.30 Don’t Sit In The Front Row 11.00 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.00am Road Wars (x2) 2.00 Hawaii Five0 3.00 Road Wars

7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Extreme OCD Camp 9.00 Orphan Black 9.45 Staying In With Greg And Russell XL 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 Kerry 12.00am American Dad! (x2) 12.45 Some Girls 1.15 Staying In With Greg And Russell XL 2.00 Bad Education 2.30 Kerry

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sound And The Fury: A Century Of Music 8.30 Transatlantic Sessions 9.00 Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story 10.00 Mike Oldfield: Tubular Bells 10.25 Synth Britannia 11.55 Synth Britannia At The BBC 12.55am Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story 1.55 Mike Oldfield: Tubular Bells

1.30pm Life’s Funniest Moments 2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Vancouver 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 The X Factor USA 10.00 FILM: The Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) 12.20am FILM: The Break-Up (2006)

12.05pm Murder, She Wrote 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Hamish Macbeth 4.15 The Upper Hand 4.50 Second Thoughts 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wire In The Blood 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am FILM: The Graduate (1967)

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 9.30 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 Hollyoaks Later 11.00 New Rude Tube 12.05am The Big Bang Theory

10.50am FILM: Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (1959) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Location, Location, Location 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Ugly Truth (2009) 10.50 My Daughter The Teenage Nudist 11.55 Father Ted (x2) 1.00am Grand Designs

11.00am Rope (1948) 12.40pm Rio Grande (1950) 2.45 The Third Man (1949) 4.50 Pillow Talk (1959) 6.55 Home Alone 3 (1997) 8.50 Scott Pilgrim Interview Special 9.00 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010). See highlights. 11.15 American Graffiti (1973) 1.30am Predator 2 (1990) 3.50 Close

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saturday 12 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm OMG, OMG, OMG! Watch the hands holding the microphones to see quite how bad the nerves are as the final 12 hopefuls have their first ever show performing live in the X Factor studio. Eek! Hands (and voices) will be aquivering. With the theme being 1980s music, every one of those darling faces will want your vote.

Atlantis BBC1, 8.30pm Jason and his pals fall foul of King Minos who swiftly robs Jason of his rather fetching shirt as punishment. Actually, that’s not the fate demanded for upsetting the monarch, but it would answer questions. The motley crew are sentenced to become bull leapers. Yes, that means exactly what it says. Ow.

An Idiot Abroad Sky1, 9pm Much to the hyena-laughter of Ricky Gervais, good pal but general mopey grump Karl Pilkington has been packed up and sent off to Egypt to witness one of the Seven Wonders Of The World. He rides a camel, takes a cruise down the Nile and delivers his verdict on the pyramids. Will any of that raise a smile?

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7.30am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 12.00pm Football Focus 12.45 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 BBC News 1.10 South East Today 1.20 Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix - Qualifying Replay 2.35 MotoGP: Sepang Qualifying 3.35 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers 4.05 Ronnie’s Animal Crackers 4.35 Escape To The Country 5.20 BBC News 5.30 South East Today 5.40 Pointless Celebrities 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing Love is in the air on Strictly Come Dancing. Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present as the remaining 14 couples battle it out to impress the judges and viewers with heart-felt performances to some of the greatest love songs ever written. 8.30 Atlantis See highlights. 9.15 The National Lottery Live Chris Evans hosts The National Lottery Live. 9.25 Casualty Ash and Tess work to discover why a mother and daughter are so at odds about how far the team should go to save the father’s life, while Jamie accidentally helps crack open a love triangle. 10.15 BBC News 10.35 The Rolling Stones Return To Hyde Park: Sweet Summer Sunday Footage of The Rolling Stones’ Hyde Park 2013 performance, filmed almost 44 years to the day after they first invited 200,000 fans to listen to them for free in a legendary concert at the central London park on 5 July 1969, only two days after the tragic death of founder member Brian Jones. 11.50 FILM: The Man Without A Face (1993) Starring Mel Gibson, Nick Stahl, Gaby Hoffman. Compelling drama about a former teacher who has been a recluse since being disfigured in an accident. 1.40am Weatherview 1.45 News

6.55am FILM: Lady Of Deceit (1947) 8.25 FILM: Two-Way Stretch (1960) 9.50 The Sky At Night 10.10 Reel History Of Britain 10.40 The Life Of Birds 11.30 Fred Dibnah’s Industrial Age 12.00pm The A To Z Of TV Cooking 12.45 Talking Pictures 1.35 Astaire And Rogers Sing The Great American Songbook 2.05 FILM: Carefree (1938) 3.30 South Pacific 4.30 Urban Jungle 5.00 Flog It!

6.00am Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 6.10 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.35 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.15 Canimals 7.25 Sooty 7.35 Horrid Henry 7.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 8.15 Bottom Knocker Street 8.30 The Munch Box 9.25 Saturday Cookbook 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Surprise Surprise 12.35pm The Dales 1.00 Doc Martin 2.00 The X Factor 3.50 FILM: Horrid Henry: The Movie (2011) 5.35 ITV News Meridian 5.45 ITV News 6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! Surreal comedy from the mind of Harry Hill as he narrates more viewers’ funny home videos. 6.30 Fool Britannia Dom Joly presents another batch of cheeky wind-ups and crazy pranks. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the quiz show where four well known celebrities have to work together to try and win thousands of pounds for charity. Taking part today are dancing star Anton du Beke, West End leading lady Denise van Outen, outspoken politician Diane Abbott and football legend Matt Le Tissier. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 10.15 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan returns for a fifth series of his popular chat show. Helping to kick off the series tonight are Oscarwinning Hollywood actors Sandra Bullock and Tom Hanks, along with one of Britain’s best loved entertainers, Cilla Black. 11.20 ITV News; Weather 11.35 FILM: The Eiger Sanction (1975) Starring Clint Eastwood, George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee. Thrilling action adventure about a retired hit man lured back into the killing game when an old friend is murdered. 1.45am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

6.10am British GT 6.35 FIM World Superbikes 7.05 XTERRA England 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 The American Football Show 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Simpsons 12.30 Undercover Boss USA 1.30 Channel 4 Racing From Newmarket And York 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.40 Come Dine With Me 6.10 Come Dine With Me Reality series in which people compete to stage the best dinner-party. 6.40 Channel 4 News 7.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. US drama series about secret agents operating in the Marvel universe, home of the Avengers and other superheroes. Coulson and the team race against the clock to locate brilliant scientist Dr Franklin Hall, who has been kidnapped. 8.00 Grand Designs Property series. Tamayo Hussey has missed Japan ever since she moved to the UK with her husband, quantum physics professor Nigel Hussey. To stave off the homesickness the couple have decided to transform a tired old 1960s forester’s lodge into a one-of-a-kind Japanese house complete with roof bath, tatami room and sliding paper walls. 9.00 FILM: The Adjustment Bureau (2011) Starring Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Michael Kelly, Anthony Mackie. Thriller. A politician and a dancer fight against a predetermined plan for humanity in order to continue their romance. 11.05 FILM: The Hole (2009) Starring Chris Massoglia, Haley Bennett, Nathan Gamble. Fantasy thriller. 12.55am FILM: 13 Assassins (2010) 3.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Mio Mao 8.50 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.25 Roary The Racing Car 9.40 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 10.10 Power Rangers: Megaforce 10.40 Slugterra 11.05 The Dog Rescuers 11.35 Animal Maternity 12.35pm FILM: Columbo: Dead Weight (1971) 2.10 FILM: Mosquito Squadron (1968) 4.00 FILM: The Battle Of Britain (1969)

6.00am FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.30 International Football 8.00 Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00pm LIVE Football League 2.30 Gillette Soccer Saturday 6.00 Ringside 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 10.00 Football League 10.30 Football Gold 10.45 Football Gold 11.00 Football Gold 11.15 Football Gold 11.30 Football Gold 12.00am Ringside 1.00 Football League 1.30 LIVE Fight Night 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.30 Football Gold 5.45 Football Gold

6.30 Lost Heroes Of World War I Documentary series. Filmed over almost two decades, the individual stories of the last veterans and survivors of WWI are replayed. 7.00 World War I’s Tunnels Of Death: The Big Dig Two-part documentary series. At Messines in Belgium, an archaeological dig has uncovered some of the best preserved World War I trenches. 8.00 War Hero In My Family Documentary. TV presenter Chris Tarrant and actress Lisa Faulkner go in search of the World War II heroes in their family. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 FILM: A Fistful Of Dollars (1964) Starring Clint Eastwood, Gian Volonte, Marianne Koch. A tough gunslinger who gets caught up in the feud between two rival families fighting over a small frontier town. 11.05 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Drama series. Henry’s surprise birthday celebration turns into a disaster when the gang discovers a dead body in a shut-down barbeque joint. 12.00am SuperCasino 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Five VOD Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.10 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

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6.00 Robert Peston Goes Shopping Robert Peston looks at he 1990s and 2000s. 7.00 Count Arthur Strong Sitcom. A dog bite leads to an eventful visit to the hospital for Arthur and Michael. 7.30 Meerkats: Secrets Of An Animal Superstar David Attenborough tells the full story of the longest running animal behaviour study ever. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. 9.00 The 70s Historian Dominic Sandbrook takes viewers into the 1970s. This episode looks at how sex discrimination laws challenged the British bloke and how football hooliganism and industrial unrest heralded the end of the post-war peace. 10.00 The Sarah Millican Slightly Longer Television Programme Sarah Millican chats with Homeland’s David Harewood, Glee star Matthew Morrison and top horticulturalist Diarmuid Gavin. 10.40 FILM: Glorious 39 (2009) Starring Romola Garai, Eddie Redmayne, Bill Nighy. Drama. In the summer of 1939, with Britain on the brink of war, the idyllic life of young Anne Keyes is destabilized by her suspicion she has stumbled upon a sinister, high-level plot. 12.45am FILM: X The Unknown (1956)

6.00am Close 11.30 Sporting Greats 12.00pm Ringside 1.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 3.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 5.45 LIVE Heineken Cup 8.30 Football League 9.00 WWE: Late Night Superstars 10.00 WWE NXT 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00am WWE: Late Night Bottom Line 2.00 World Grand Prix Darts 5.00 Sports Unlimited

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Sports Unlimited 7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 Football Gold 8.15 Football Gold 8.30 Ringside 9.30 Live Masters Tennis 11.30 BMX Supercross World Series 12.00pm Max Power 1.00 LIVE Masters Tennis 3.00 Ringside 4.00 WWE: Smackdown 6.00 WWE: The Bottom Line 7.00 Masters Tennis 8.00 Masters Tennis 9.00 European Tour Golf 10.00 LIVE PGA Golf 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 Max Power 3.00 Masters Tennis 4.00 Masters Tennis 5.00 Max Power

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3.00pm Kingdom Of Plants With David Attenborough 4.00 Modern Family (x2) 5.00 NCIS: LA (x2) 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 An Idiot Abroad. See highlights. 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 1.00 Road Wars 2.00 Brit Cops

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2 7.15 Doctor Who 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) 11.40 Family Guy (x2) 12.25am American Dad! (x2) 1.10 Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.05 Bad Education 2.35 Some Girls 3.05 Staying In With Greg And Russell

7.00pm Africa 8.00 Lost Kingdoms Of Africa 9.00 The Young Montalbano 10.55 Wellington Bomber 11.55 Otis Redding: Soul Ambassador 12.55am The Sky At Night 1.25 Africa 2.25 Lost Kingdoms Of Africa

1.35pm FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 3.30 Peter Andre: My Life 4.30 You’ve Been Framed! 5.00 You’ve Been Framed! And Famous 4 6.00 FILM: Step Up 2: The Streets (2008) 8.00 FILM: The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor (2008) 10.15 The Xtra Factor 11.15 Celebrity Juice 12.00am The Magaluf Weekender

6.25am Wycliffe 7.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.35 The Royal (x2) 10.40 Inspector Morse 12.50pm FILM: The Secret Garden (1993) 2.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 4.55 A Touch Of Frost 7.00 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Bomb Girls 11.00 Wire In The Blood 12.00am Cracker 1.05 World Kitchen

3.15pm 2 Broke Girls (x2) 4.10 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.05 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Suburgatory 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009) 11.20 FILM: Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987) 1.10am The Cleveland Show

2.30pm Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (x3) 5.45 Building The Dream 6.50 Spying On Hitler’s Army: The Secret Recordings 7.55 The Year Britain Flooded 9.00 Is Our Weather Getting Worse? 10.00 FILM: The Ugly Truth (2009) 11.55 Spying On Hitler’s Army: The Secret Recordings 1.00am The Year Britain Flooded

11.00am A Man Alone (1955) 1.00pm Aliens In The Attic (2009) 2.40 The Thirty-Nine Steps (1978) 4.45 Ladyhawke (1985) 7.05 17 Again (2009) 9.00 Date Night (2010) 10.45 The Crazies (2010) 12.40am The Page Turner (2006) 2.20 Lake Placid (1999) 4.00 Close

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sunday 13 Homeland Channel 4, 9pm So Saul is dead set on getting to the bottom of who is responsible for the attack on Langley, and he’s going to a very unlikely source for help tracking the money trail. Oooh! Plus, Carrie finds out who’s really on her side, Quinn takes a few strong decisions, and the Brodys turn to therapy to help mend their family.

FILM: Senna ITV1, 10.20pm So, you might be itching to see Rush in the cinema, but this is the real thing. A Bafta-winning documentary about the life and career of Brazilian Formula One champion Ayrton Senna, whose life was cut short in 1994 as a result of a fatal accident during a race. Mixing archive footage with exclusive interviews.

John Bishop’s Only Joking Sky1, 10.30pm The funny salt-of-the-Earth man talks around a few subjects, tickles a few ribs and generally jollies up your Sunday night, rounding off the weekend nicely. Guests include Jason Byrne – most lately seen in his new sitcom Father Figure but here returning to his first love of stand-up – plus Davina McCall.

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6.05am FILM: Great Day (1945) 7.25 Gardeners’ World 7.55 Beechgrove Garden 8.25 MotoGP 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Sunday Edition 11.30 What To Eat Now: Autumn 12.00pm What To Eat Now 12.30 MotoGP 2.05 EastEnders 4.00 The House That £100k Built 5.00 Flog It!

6.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The American Football Show 7.30 The Markel Hever Castle Triathlon 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 The Simpsons 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1998) 4.40 FILM: Furry Vengeance (2010)

6.10 South East Today 6.20 Countryfile In this special edition of Countryfile, John Craven is in Somerset where something strange is going on: a mast. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman host the second results show of the series. The judges’ scores and public votes are in and the two couples with the lowest score face the music and dance off against each other. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the team arrive at Towneley Hall near Burnley in Lancashire. 9.00 By Any Means Drama following a clandestine unit living on the edge and playing the criminal elite at their own game. Jack and the gang resort to desperate measures in an attempt to catch their slipperiest suspects to date, a seemingly ordinary middleclass couple who have embezzled millions of pounds from charity. 10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today 10.25 FILM: Armageddon (1998) Starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Steve Buscemi. Sci-fi thriller in which the American government discovers that it has just 18 days to save the world from an approaching asteroid. 12.45am Weatherview 12.50 News

6.00 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo takes to the tracks. 6.30 The Great British Bake Off It is the quarter final. This time the challenges test them on how they cope working with unconventional flours and unusual desserts. 7.30 The Ginge, The Geordie And The Geek Fast-paced sketch show. 8.00 How To Build A Super Car With extraordinary access to one of the country’s most secretive companies, this shows how Formula One racing team McLaren is now building a road car using some of their F1 technology. 9.00 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors Continuing his fascinating journey to rediscover the central role played by the Ottoman empire in Europe and the Middle East, Rageh Omaar explores the huge contrasts in the times of two very different Ottoman sultans. 10.00 The Wrong Mans Sitcom. When Lau shows up at the council offices, Sam successfully negotiates the safe handover of Scarlett in exchange for Lau’s nephew Jason. 10.30 QI XL Quiz show. 11.15 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Repeat of last Monday’s show. 11.45 Mock The Week 12.15am FILM: Awaydays (2009) 1.55 Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.50 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Babar And The Adventures Of Badou 6.10 Matt Hatter Chronicles 6.35 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.15 Canimals 7.25 Sooty 7.35 Horrid Henry 7.45 Horrid Henry 8.00 Almost Naked Animals 8.15 Bottom Knocker Street 8.30 Fish Hooks 8.45 Fish Hooks 9.00 Big Time Rush 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Ade In Britain 10.30 Columbo: Negative Reaction 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Inside The National Trust 1.45 The X Factor 4.00 Fool Britannia 4.25 Big Star’s Little Star 5.30 Downton Abbey 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Coronation Street David is on tenterhooks as he awaits the DNA results. How will Michelle react when Steve finally reveals his surprise? Guilty Brian struggles to share Julie’s fostering dream. 8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O’Leary hosts as the singing competition’s first elimination is announced. The tension will become almost unbearable for the 12 acts as they learn their fate. Who will be going home tonight? Star guest performances come from chart-topper Ellie Goulding and the legendary Cher. 9.00 Downton Abbey Series four of the drama series following the lives of the aristocratic Crawley family and their servants continues. Amid the fallout from the eventful house party, Mary faces a pressing question about her future. Carson reveals surprisingly intimate details of his former life, and a trip to the bright lights of London sees Rose put the reputation of the Crawleys in jeopardy. 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 FILM: Senna (2010) See higlhights. 12.20am The Store 12.35 The Store 2.25 British Superbike Championship Highlights 3.15 Motorsport UK 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Mio Mao 8.50 Milkshake! Monkey 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Toby’s Travelling Circus 9.30 Roary The Racing Car 9.45 Jelly Jamm 10.00 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.30 Slugterra 11.00 Jungle Babies 11.30 FILM: Superman II (1980) 1.55pm FILM: Mannequin (1987) 3.45 FILM: Disney’s Hercules (1997) 5.35 FILM: Superman III (1983) 7.55 5 News Weekend 8.00 The Da Vinci Code: The True Story The film of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, about the two thousand-year-old battle between a mysterious secret society and the orthodox church, enthralled and enraged in equal measure. Is there any truth to this sensational story? This documentary investigates. 9.00 FILM: Angels & Demons (2009) Starring Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer, Stellan Skarsgard, Pierfrancesco Favino and Nikolaj Lie Kaas. Thriller based on Dan Brown’s novel about an expert in religion, who is called on by the Vatican when the Illuminati, an ancient anti-Catholic organisation, hatch a revenge plot to destroy the church. Robert and his partner, Italian scientist Vittoria Vetra, travel throughout Rome cracking codes and unravelling hidden signs to uncover and thwart a catastrophic conspiracy. Follow-up to The Da Vinci Code. 11.45 FILM: Vantage Point (2008) Starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Bruce McGill. Gripping conspiracy thriller. 1.35am SuperCasino 3.55 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20 Make It Big 4.50 Roary The Racing Car 5.00 Angels Of Jarm 5.05 Hana’s Helpline 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.25 Five VOD The Funky Valley Show 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Hana’s Helpline

6.00am Football Gold 6.15 Football Gold 6.30 Football League 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 7.30 Game Changers 8.30 Football Gold 8.45 Football Gold 9.00 Football League 9.30 Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals On Sunday 12.30pm Fight Night 2.30 What’s The Story? 3.30 LIVE Football League 6.30 Football League Gold 7.00 LIVE World Grand Prix Darts 9.00 Football League 9.30 Football League Gold 10.00 LIVE PGA Golf 1.00am European Tour Golf 2.00 World Grand Prix Darts 3.30 Football League 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 World Grand Prix Darts

6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather TV weatherman Alex Beresford explores the mysteries behind some of the world’s most bizarre weather. 8.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home Kevin McCloud returns with another building challenge. As summer begins to fade, Kevin looks to add the final touches to his coastal retreat. With the main structure finished, he introduces some of life’s little luxuries to the cabin. This includes a solar powered hot water shower made from a repurposed telephone box and a floating beach bar made largely from flotsam and jetsam found on his beach. 9.00 Homeland See highlights. 10.00 Was It Something I Said? Panel show hosted by David Mitchell. Team captains Micky Flanagan and Richard Ayoade are joined by panellists Ed Byrne and Gabby Logan, while the guest narrator is Phil Daniels. 10.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Another chance to see Friday’s chatty chats. 11.40 Gogglebox Television review comedy series narrated by Caroline Aherne. 12.25am Paddy’s TV Guide 1.10 American Football Live 4.45 British GT 5.15 Countdown 5.55 River Cottage

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Sporting Greats 6.30 World Grand Prix Darts 9.30 Live ATP Tennis Masters 12.00pm Sporting Greats 12.30 LIVE Heineken Cup 2.45 LIVE Heineken Cup 5.30 LIVE NFL 9.00 LIVE NFL 12.30am NFL: A Football Life 1.30 ODI Cricket 2.30 European Rugby Special 3.30 ATP Tennis Masters 4.30 ODI Cricket 5.30 Football League

Sky Sports 3 6.00am Racemax 7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 This Week In WWE 8.00 WWE Vintage 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00 LIVE ODI Cricket 6.30pm Sporting Greats 7.00 European Rugby Special 8.00 LIVE Heineken Cup 10.00 ODI Cricket 11.00 Fight Night 1.00am Football League 1.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.00 Football League Gold 2.30 This Week In WWE 3.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 European Rugby Special 5.00 European Tour Golf

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2.00pm Modern Family (x2) 3.00 John Bishop’s Only Joking 3.30 Futurama (x5) 6.00 The Simpsons (x4) 8.00 Harrow: A Very British School 9.00 Trollied 9.30 A League Of Their Own 10.30 John Bishop’s Only Joking. See highlights. 11.00 NCIS: LA 12.00am Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon 1.00 Brit Cops

7.00pm Formula 1: The Japanese Grand Prix Highlights 8.00 FILM: Chicken Run (2000) 9.20 Great TV Mistakes 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Some Girls 11.15 American Dad! (x2) 12.00am Bad Education 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm Miss Marple: The Body In The Library 7.50 The Sheep Beside The Sea 8.00 The Review Show: Man Booker Special 9.00 Frost On Interviews 10.00 Comedy Connections 10.40 Medieval Lives: Birth, Marriage, Death 11.40 FILM: La Vie En Rose (2007) 1.55am Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story

1.45pm You’ve Been Framed! Kids Special 2.30 FILM: The Little Vampire (2000) 4.25 FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 6.15 FILM: Hulk (2002) 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00 The Only Way Is Essex 10.50 Utterly Outrageous Celebrity Frock Ups 11.50 Tricked 12.50am The Vampire Diaries (x2)

8.30am Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.30 Heartbeat (x2) 12.40pm Wycliffe 1.50 Rosemary And Thyme 2.55 Foyle’s War 4.55 FILM: Are You Being Served? (1977) 7.00 Lewis 9.00 The Classic BRIT Awards 2013 10.35 FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985) 12.40am Inspector Morse 2.30 World Kitchen

2.45pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.45 How I Met Your Mother (x4) 5.40 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 7.10 Rules Of Engagement 7.35 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 How I Met Your Mother 11.30 Don’t Trust The B— In Apartment 23 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.35am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals (x5) 2.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Time Team Special 9.00 The Restoration Man 10.00 Father Ted (x2) 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Back To The Clinic 12.15am Time Team Special 1.20 The Restoration Man

11.00am Lassie (2005) 1.00pm The Addams Family (1991) 2.55 Clueless (1995) 4.50 The Golden Child (1986) 6.40 Mona Lisa Smile (2003) 9.00 Skyline (2010) 10.50 Inglourious Basterds (2009) 1.50am The Cave (2005) 3.50 Close

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monday 14 Stephen Fry: Out There BBC2, 9pm Stephen Fry travels the globe in this new series to find out what it means to be gay internationally. Meeting some of the most notorious homophobes in the world, he investigates the origins of their hatred. And talks to celebrities about changing times, including Elton John and Neil Patrick Harris. Truly fascinating.

Under The Dome Channel Five, 10pm If you’re trapped under a seemingly impenetrable dome for weeks, unperturbed by bombs, random cows or water pipes, you’re going to find it a bit of a surprise when a glamourous criminal from your past suddenly makes their presence known. This is the thing for Big Jim and Barbie. Shady happenings.

Some Girls BBC3, 10pm The sitcom sixth formers learn the true meaning of peer competition – nothing to do with A Levels. Both Viva’s group and Charlie’s gang are in hot pursuit of the affections of the Greenshoots Academy head boy Tyler Blaine. Swoon. And Amber’s dog finds out what Amber gets up to at school.

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6.00am This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Real Rescues 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Wanted Down Under 9.05 Watchdog 10.05 James Martin’s Food Map Of Britain 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Classic Mastermind 1.30 The Weakest Link 2.15 Great British Menu 2.45 Floyd On Food 3.15 Are You Being Served? 3.45 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 4.15 Cagney And Lacey 5.00 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball chats to the latest eliminated couple. 7.00 Rick Stein’s India Rick Stein explores the different cuisines around India. He starts his journey in Bengal and Tamil Nadu. 8.00 University Challenge The University of Aberystwyth is up against Bangor University. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food Tom Kerridge cooks up some pub classics. 9.00 Stephen Fry: Out There See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Sara Cox takes on Buzzcocks hosting duties. Joining team captain’s Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding on the panel are Iggy Azalea, Eliza Doolittle, Jake Humphrey, and Xtra Factor host Matt Richardson. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Ottomans: Europe’s Muslim Emperors Rageh Omaar examines the history of the Ottoman empire. 12.20am Sign Zone: The Culture Show 12.50 Sign Zone: The Story Of The Jews 4.00 The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time: From Page To Stage 5.00 Children Of World War II 5.25 The Science Of Harvest 5.55 Wonders Of Nature: Elephant – Importance Of Water

6.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.05 According To Jim 7.30 Will And Grace 7.55 Frasier 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Four Rooms 11.00 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Gordon Ramsay’s Home Cooking 12.35 River Cottage Bites 12.50 FILM: Shane (1953) 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Mercedes’ 30th and she’s determined to celebrate in true McQueen style, but a face from the past has plans to make sure the party goes off with a bang. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Sex Box Part of the Campaign for Real Sex season. 8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives Documentary. Using hidden cameras and a new study from dog scientists, this programme reveals what our dogs get up to while we’re out. 9.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series following members of the British ambulance service across the country as they deal with life-threatening situations. This edition looks at the effects of alcohol for some of the 1.6 million people in the UK who are dependent on it. 10.00 Diary Of A Teenage Virgin Documentary exploring sex and virginity through the eyes of teenagers and their parents. The film follows several 14 to 19 year olds over one summer. 11.05 Educating Yorkshire Documentary series exploring life at a Yorkshire school, Thornhill Academy. 12.05am First Time Farmers 1.00 Random Acts 1.05 FILM: Diamond Queen (1940) 3.25 Nashville 4.05 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Countdown 5.45 Baking Mad With Eric Lanlard

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Beat The Ancestors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 Castle 3.15 FILM: Torn Apart (2004) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a rocky start, the Braxton boys start to enjoy themselves on Heath’s stag weekend in Melbourne. 6.30 NewsTalk Live 7.00 Beat The Ancestors The team work on the biggest build of the series – the Gothic Mega Crane. Its invention changed the skyline of Europe, enabling the building of towers higher than the world had ever seen. 8.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked show looking at the latest technology with Jason Bradbury, Rachel Riley, and Jon Bentley. 9.00 On Benefits And Proud Documentary taking a look at the lifestyles of some of those living on benefits and not currently seeking employment. Mum of 11 Heather, 37, has been branded one of Britain’s biggest benefits scroungers. Heather and her supersized family live in two knocked-through council houses on the outskirts of Gloucester. 10.00 Under The Dome See highlights. 11.00 FILM: Constantine (2005) Starring Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf. Supernatural action fantasy based on the cult comic book Hellblazer. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.55 Nick’s Quest 4.20 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 Divine Designs 5.35 Wildlife

6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.00 World Grand Prix Darts 10.30 Football League 11.00 Football League 11.30 Fight Night 1.30pm European Rugby Special 2.30 World Grand Prix Darts 4.00 Fantasy Football Club 4.30 Game Changers 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 FL72 Review 7.30 LIVE Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 10.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 11.00 FL72 Review 12.00am Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football 2.00 The Footballers’ Football Show 3.00 FL72 Review 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Irish Danske Bank Premiership Football

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out In a food special, a look at whether battery eggs from abroad should be sold in the UK. 8.00 EastEnders Jack throws a flat warming party to lift Ronnie’s spirits. 8.30 Britain’s New Banking Scandal – Panorama Panorama lifts the lid on what could be Britain’s biggest financial mis-selling scandal – the hard sell of so-called interest rate swaps. 9.00 Crimewatch In a world exclusive, Scotland Yard detectives reveal their latest findings in the search for Madeleine McCann. The then three-year-old was abducted from her family’s holiday apartment in Praia da Luz, Portugal in May 2007. Crimewatch, for the first time. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Crimewatch Update The team is back live with the latest developments on the cases featured during the evening’s main show. 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the popular news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, a guest host and guest panellists. 11.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. 12.00am The Graham Norton Show 12.45 Weatherview 12.50 BBC News

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale When Sarah goes missing, Debbie fears that Cameron is responsible. 7.30 Coronation Street An explosive Kylie wants the truth from Tina. A blast from the past returns to the Rovers. Who will teach Roy to dance? 8.00 Countrywise Series exploring the best of Britain’s coast and countryside. 8.30 Coronation Street Kylie is left reeling from a shock discovery. 9.00 Doc Martin Comedy drama series about the famously curmudgeonly GP. During an examination, Mrs Tishell is smitten by Martin holding her hands and staring into her eyes, and falls head-overheels in love with him again. Two military policemen call at the police station looking for Mike Pruddy. Al pretends not to know Mike, then goes to warn him the army are looking for him. Louisa has shocking news for Martin. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 The Agenda 11.05 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Gordon Brown Piers Morgan talks exclusively to Prime Minister Gordon Brown in a one-hour studio interview as part of his Life Stories series. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Sky Sports 2 6.00am Football League 6.30 Football Gold 6.45 Football Gold 7.00 WWE Bottom Line 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 11.00 European Tour Golf 12.00pm NFL 1.00 NFL 2.00 Champions League Weekly 2.30 Football League 3.00 Football League 3.30 ATP Tennis Masters 4.30 NFL 5.30 NFL 6.30 European Rugby Special 7.30 LIVE Elite League Speedway 10.00 Fight Night 12.00am Elite League Speedway 2.30 PGA Tour Golf 3.30 European Tour Golf 4.30 LGU Golf Monthly 5.00 Trilby Tour Golf

Sky Sports 3 6.00am European Rugby Special 7.00 Masters Tennis 8.00 NFL 9.00 NFL 10.00 European Rugby Special 11.00 Racing News 11.30 Thrillseekers 12.00pm Masters Tennis 1.00 PGA Golf 4.00 WWE: Raw 6.00 Showjumping 7.00 Masters Tennis 8.00 NFL 9.00 NFL 10.00 WWE: Late Night Afterburn 11.00 WWE NXT 12.00am WWE: Total Divas 1.00 WWE: Late Night Raw 4.15 TBA 4.30 Showjumping 5.30 Thrillseekers

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8.00am Stargate SG-1(x2) 10.00 NCIS: LA (x4) 2.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00 Futurama 5.30 The Middle (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Modern Family (x2) 10.00 Spartacus: Vengeance 11.15 Brit Cops: War On Crime 12.15am Road Wars (x2) 2.10 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Hotel Of Mum And Dad 9.00 Crime, Carnage And Cancun: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Some Girls. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Some Girls 1.00 Crime, Carnage And Cancun

7.00pm News 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea 8.00 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads? 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 A Horizon Guide To Plane Crashes 10.00 Horizon: 40 Years On The Moon 11.00 Africa 12.00am Lost Kingdoms Of Africa 1.00 Only Connect 1.30 Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?

2.00pm The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2) 4.10 The Real Housewives Of Orange County 5.05 The Millionaire Matchmaker 6.00 Dinner Date 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! And Famous 4 9.00 Peter Andre: My Life 10.00 FILM: The Bourne Identity (2002) 12.20am The Only Way Is Essex

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.05 Wild At Heart 3.05 Hamish Macbeth 4.20 The Upper Hand 4.55 Second Thoughts 5.20 George And Mildred 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Mr Selfridge 9.00 The Specsavers Crime Thriller Club 10.00 DCI Banks 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Wycliffe

4.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 90210 10.00 Made In Chelsea 11.00 Come Dine With Me: Made In Chelsea Special 12.00am The Big Bang Theory (x2)

11.35am FILM: The Admirable Crichton (1957) 1.25pm Time Team (x3) 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.45 Location, Location, Location 6.50 Come Dine With Me 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05 Dogging Tales 12.20am Come Dine With Me

11.00am Dragoon Wells Massacre (1957) 12.45pm Stalag 17 (1953) 3.05 Death Drums Along The River (1963) 4.45 I Was Monty’s Double (1958) 6.45 Undefeated (2011) 9.00 P.S. I Love You (2007) 11.25 The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest (2009) 2.15am Straightheads (2007) 4.00 Close

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