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L7 CONTENTS EDITOR’S NOTE ove it or hate it, it’s hard to avoid the plethora of not-sosubtle hints (or even loud requests, if you’re anything like my sister) from family and friends, as the ‘season of giving’ rolls around once more. The can-shop, will-shop amongst you may take delight in writing lists, checking them twice, reminding yourself who’s been naughty and indeed, nice ... but for those of you who may need a gentle nudge in the right direction – we’ve got ideas. Turn to page 20 for a little retail respite. And whilst there’s joy in giving to others, it certainly doesn’t hurt to be on the receiving end, too – and our generous city knows it like no other. There’s so much to look forward to in the way of arts and theatre in the coming weeks; whether you’re a fan of the traditional panto or prefer something more tailored to the, er, highbrow thespian taste, there’s truly

something for everyone. Personally, I’m a fan of jumping on board the panto expeditions of friends with children – funny how my baby-sitting offers tend to be most fruitful when the promise of sugary snacks, the echo of ‘oh, no she didn’t!’ and childhood reminiscence lies in wait. Here in the magazine, our stage and entertainment pages will provide ample inspiration for all theatrelovers. And don’t forget to look after yourself amid the hustle and bustle of one of the busiest seasons of the year; Wave World has some useful tips for looking out for Number One, starting on page 16. Our city breathes life into short days and long nights as the winter rolls on – read away, get involved, and enjoy! Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

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Celebs at Royal Pavilion Ice Rink, Recruitment Day at Sussex Downs College

DANCING ON ICE CELEBRITY LAUNCHES ROYAL PAVILION ICE RINK Over four hundred celebrities, journalists and dignitaries enjoyed the fifth birthday party of Brighton’s Royal Pavilion Ice Rink on 6 November, which is open to the public until 18 January 2015. At the launch ceremony, hosted by Heart FM’s breakfast team, guests enjoyed a performance by Dancing on Ice and X-Factor star Ray Quinn, who sang a song from his new EP, ‘Old Soul, Young Blood’. Ray’s performance was accompanied by a stunning ice dance routine from professional figure skater, Iain George, to mark the world renowned Holiday on Ice coming back to the UK with their show ‘Platinum’. Both Ray and Iain will be performing in the ice extravaganza which is showing at The Brighton Centre only from 6 – 11 January. The rink’s Bar & Kitchen served up drinks and delicious canapés taken from its new winter menu, before guests took to the ice for the first time this winter.

To buy tickets, visit: www.ticketmaster.co.uk/royal-pavilion-ice-rink or call 0844 847 2352. For group bookings of ten or more call 0844 847 1512. Find out more at www.royalpavilionicerink.co.uk To book a table at the Bar & Kitchen, call 01273 675756 or email info@hardingscatering.co.uk. Book tickets to see Platinum at the Brighton Centre from www.brightoncentre.co.uk or call the box office on 0844 847 1538. FORMING A NEW IDENTITY Sussex Downs College hosted a recruitment event for signage, printing and communication firm Identity, where candidates competed, The Apprentice style, with two Project Co-ordinator positions with Identity there for the taking. Seven individuals. One day. Two jobs. It’s a formula we’re familiar with. Identity Holdings Ltd took over Sussex Downs College on Wednesday 5 November to hold an ‘assessment day’. Seven individuals turned out to compete for a position with the coveted Eastbourne company. The Project Co-ordinator positions were advertised through Love Eastbourne Jobs, the National Apprenticeship Service and Job Shop. The shortlisted candidates were then invited to Sussex Downs College to see if they would make the cut. “I wouldn’t call Michael ‘Alan Sugar’, but he’s not far off it,” said Paul Fitzpatrick, Operations Director at Identity, about Managing Director Michael Gitetzen. Assessment exercises included

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candidates telling two truths and a lie, with the rest of the group tasked with spotting the mistruth. Maths and English skills and a project management assessment also took place. “We wanted to attract the best people,” said Michael about the event. “We don’t want to hold stuffy interviews.” With the opportunity for worldwide travel working with major global brands, this was an enticing and exciting challenge for the seven hopefuls. The company were responsible for branding Google’s offices, and constructing a

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giant Christmas present as a PR stunt for home interiors and fashion giant Cath Kidston in the middle of London. Candidates included Mario Falbo, 28, from Italy, who has been in the UK for two and a half years. “This day has been great to get a general idea of the company,” he comments. “Hearing more about Identity and doing the tasks has made me realise it’s what I really want to do.” By the end of the day, there were fireworks (it was Guy Fawkes Night after all). But most importantly, there were two new Project Co-ordinators at Identity: Luke Ticehurst, 22, from Eastbourne, and Laura Moniz-Barker, 21. Sussex Downs College continues to work with companies through its apprenticeship service, SD Recruit.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat on eager young minds Friday was national ‘Takeover Day’, a government scheme to give young people the chance to work with adults for the day and be involved in decision making. Generally work experience can be really useful, but the difference with Takeover Day is that young people get the opportunity to shadow professionals in different fields, and be directly involved in decisions they ordinarily wouldn’t get the chance to. The range of organisations taking part is very impressive – including public sector, private companies and charities. Last year this included schools, councils, MPs of all parties, government departments, the Rugby Football Union, the British Red Cross, Great Ormond Street Hospital, and the V&A Museum in London. This year we hosted a dozen local young people at Brighton and Hove City Council for the day, including Erin who shadowed the Chief Executive Penny Thompson, and Iona (an aspiring journalist) who shadowed me. Between them they got to meet with the Chamber of Commerce, meet key managers from within the council to learn about how we’re doing things more efficiently, catch up with the Lord Lieutenant of East Sussex Mr Peter Field, get involved with our planning for the week ahead and meet the staff who support us to find out more about the work they do. Young people benefitted from the chance to experience the professional workplace and make their voices heard. They can often offer a fresh perspective on the way things are done, as we see from the valuable input of city’s Youth Council representatives on our committees. We need to challenge the sense that our younger generation are excluded from politics and democracy. I hope that through schemes like this, we can help break down barriers between generations and encourage young people to get more involved in their communities.

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The Whitehawk After School Project has won praise for the valuable work that takes place while children are playing

he Whitehawk After School Project (WASP) regularly wins praise from parents, professionals and politicians. At one level it’s a play project where dozens of children spend a few hours after school. At another level a small team, funded by a Brighton charity, is providing some targeted, carefully co-ordinated and expert help and support. Some of the 4 to 11-year-old children come along because their school day ends before their parents’ working day. Some have parents who are out of work but who struggle to cope with looking after a lively and energetic youngster. They live in a part of Brighton that has been stigmatised and stereotyped. But it is also an area where deprivation and poverty are above average on a number of measures. WASP’s co-ordinator Garry Allan, 47, said: “We’re trying to give them opportunities their parents didn’t get. The community spirit’s fantastic here. There’s a continuity from school but to the children it feels like play. They’re given healthy food. They’re not allowed to get any food without saying please and thank you. They get positive attention from adults and they’re often not used to it.” The project is based at the City

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Academy Whitehawk, formerly Whitehawk Primary School. There are toys and computer games. But the children also burn off energy, running around inside and outside, are encouraged to be creative and guided to think about how they behave. A recent Ofsted report said: “Staff manage children’s behaviour very well. They have clear expectations of children

The staff are highly skilled and very nurturing. For a lot of children it’s a safe place to be and are firm and positive in their guidance. Staff support children in co-operative play and in respecting each other. Staff phrase things positively which helps children to respond well. “Staff work with teachers and parents to make sure that they use the same strategies where possible, which helps children to

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learn how to manage their feelings and actions. Parents value the club and comment on how much their children enjoy coming. “Staff work with parents to support the families’ needs, sharing strategies so that children have consistent care. The staff have good partnerships with teachers and the school and liaise closely to meet children’s needs. This is particularly true where children have additional needs, so children benefit from a supportive network.” The project is run by a local charity Impact Initiatives. Chief executive Caroline Ridley said that WASP had worked with 151 different children since January, including at the summer club. She said: “There are a lot of challenging children in different ways. If children are having trouble learning or behaving in lessons, we work on their social skills and their self-esteem. Here it’s not like lessons. It’s play – but with a purpose. For a lot of them the four-week summer scheme is their summer holiday.” Some of the children come from chaotic homes. Their parents may have mental health problems or misuse drink or drugs. The charity and school have both provided positive parenting programmes. These may not be a cure in themselves but they provide more than a sticking plaster. The school’s welfare manager Sally Singh said: “The WASP club is an integral part of the school and we work very closely together. It provides support for children and their families, helping children develop their play skills. The staff are highly skilled and very nurturing. For a lot of children it’s a safe place to be after school. “If we didn’t have WASP here we’d have a massive hole in the services we provide for children and families. It’s a safe, contained environment – particularly in the winter months when we wouldn’t want the children roaming around the streets. And they have positive adult role models.” As so often with a charity-led project, funding is an issue. Children In Need has helped. But it’s a stop-gap. Similarly, with other ad hoc grants. Were the funding to run out – and that is a risk – there are parents who might have to give up work. And dozens of children would go without valuable help and support.

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This week’s headlines from across the city Plans for a new Morrisons have hit the rocks

TEXT 999? Police chiefs have said they must make cutbacks if they are to balance the books in the coming years. Sussex Police has unveiled proposals to slash its budget by £55 million over the next five years. Bosses said it will create a new modern police force – operating to a reduced budget and adopting technology. They added they would have to prioritise services to those who need them most. But some concern has been expressed that crimes could be reported via email and even text. GEARING UP FOR 20MPH Brighton and Hove City Council today is expected to give the go-ahead for the next phase of 20mph restrictions. This will see them extended into areas in the north, west and east of the city. While previous years has seen much debate about the issue, this time round politicians seem to keep their powder dry. Perhaps it was because official stats from the council show that the restrictions have reduced accidents by up to 20%. This is despite actual speeds dropping by little more than one mile an hour. In contrast, after thousands had their say, Worthing representatives are set to turn their back on the limits.

plans for the former Aquarena site in Worthing. Roffey Homes, the firm behind the plans, wants to provide more than 130 new properties. But there is concern in the town that the planned 20-plus storey tower will be not in keeping with the quaint seaside feel of the area. Expect plenty more debate as decision time moves nearer. SUPERMARKET HITS ROCKS Plans for a supermarket in Shoreham have hit the rocks. Morrisons was due to open a new store in Brighton Road as part of a wider redevelopment of a harbour side site. But things have not gone to plan and chain bosses have now started to row back. The firm says it is committed to bringing a store to the town but not quite on the same scale. REHOME OUR HENS In a few weeks, 6,000 hens are set to head to the slaughter house. That would be the case without the efforts of Sue Baumgardt, an animal activist from Hove. To help her in a bid to relocate the animals before Christmas,

Latest TV has launched its Rehome Our Hens campaign. To back it, email news@thelatest.tv or call 01273 885750. FUNDRAISING SUCCESS 2 This year’s Children In Need was once again a runaway success. From the workers at Legal and General in Hove who stayed on to man the phones, to young Lilly Armstrong, who joined up with her friends to record a cover of Take That’s Shine – the efforts from all were fantastic. The Latest TV cameras were out and about capturing some of the work – and we weren’t left disappointed. HIV TESTING This week is National HIV Testing Week. It was established by Terrence Higgins Trust and HIV Prevention England in 2012, in a bid to reduce high levels of undiagnosed and late-diagnosed HIV in England. The charity claims that one in five people affected by the disease remain undiagnosed. Which is why the charity is holding free drop-in sessions at its centre in Ship Street every day this week from 8am to 10pm this week. NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM CINECITY, the Brighton Film Festival, kicks off this week. And one event that has caught the eye is a special ‘pop-up’ cinema in Brighton Museum, screening 1960s cutting-edge cinema and cult science fiction on Thursday. For full details and booking visit www.cine-city.co.uk. (UN)DRESS FOR SUCCESS Brighton’s first ever burlesque festival swung into town. And it proved to be a big hit, serving up a mix of daring dancing, tasteful titillation and... cake. Check out our report at www.thelatest.tv.

Marina Life Kirsty Pollard: Waterside Properties have a new home

he award winning estate agent, Waterside Properties, who have been trading in the centre for many years are moving to new, bigger premises within the marina. The new premises look good, being much larger then before. The office expansion will allow the Waterside team to serve even more clients when it comes to their property needs, be it holiday lets, sales, rentals or just some helpful advice.

The team are always happy to help and with a network of 30 offices they are a great choice for all things property. There is an open day planned for visitors to check out their new home in Mermaid Walk on Thursday 11 December. With complimentary refreshments and a chance to meet the experts as well as special opening offers to celebrate, including a brilliant London Boat Show promotion. You can call the office on 01273 622007, visit www.watersideproperties.com or pop in and see their new home at 18 Mermaid Walk.

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FUN STORMING THE CASTLE BARNSTORMERS COMEDY CLUB Ropetackle, Shoreham, 15 November 2014 ★★★★★

arnstormers comedy club is like an old car I used to own; it chugs along reliably month after month. It’s not flashy, but it gives good mileage. You get three comedians from the London comedy circuit and Kevin Precious hosts the evening with his school teacher austerity. Jeff Boyz came on and told jokes about drunken Scots, followed by Trevor Crook, a battered Aussie, who can deliver a punchline expertly. Headliner was the familiar Jim Tavares, whose absurdist act flowed effortlessly. All for £12 and you don’t have to schlep up to London. No wonder it was sold out.

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Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 5 December 2014 – 4 January 2015, £25, 01903 206206, worthingtheatres.co.uk S Club 7 and West End Star Jon Lee is set to headline Worthing’s traditional pantomime this year. Oh yes he is!

REVIEWS BOURNEMOUTH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, JULIAN KUERTI (CONDUCTOR), ALEXANDER ROMANOVSKY (PIANO) Borodin’s ‘Prince Igor Overture’ was a sweet opener, with mellifluous flute and stirring strings setting a strong standard for the evening. Shostakovich’s Piano Concerto no. 2 was truly stunning however, with some delicate bassoon in the first movement leading into a transcendent second movement. Soloist Romaovsky demonstrated sublime timing and poise with unusual timing creating an elegiac, ethereal mood. The moving, swimming second movement perfectly segued into a more buoyant third in a perfectly constructed contrast. The Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 was exciting and executed with bombastic aplomb but it sadly lacked the depth and profundity of

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the Shostakovich performance. Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 15 November 2014 ★★★★★ Joe Fuller FASCINATING AIDA On the face of it, it all seemed a bit Women’s Institute; three glamorously dressed ladies, a grand piano … I was half expecting a soaring rendition of ‘Jerusalem’. And then they opened their mouths. Imagine Victoria Wood but with the vocabulary of Frankie Boyle. And yet with the biting satire and downright silliness came songs of charm and tenderness. From subjects as diverse as gender reassignment, first dates and the HSE to Ryan-Air and Tesco, it really was a smorgasbord of styles and talent. Potty mouths they might have, but it’s never gratuitous. Brilliant. Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, 16 November 2014 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

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ello sports friends! It's been the international break from the usual football on the telly, so this week we've seen England in action on a couple of occasions and we saw Rooney get his 100th cap. Due to work commitments, I only managed to watch the first half of the match against Slovenia, and it was absolute mind blowingly ... boring. Typically, as soon as I stopped watching, all the goals started flooding in and England seemingly put on a decent performance in the second half and are now top of our group in the European championship qualifiers. Well done boys! On to the local stuff ... this week on Latest Sport, we featured our usual programmes and we were also filming out on location at The Dripping Pan – home to Ryman Premier club, Lewes FC. The game we went to watch was the Sussex senior cup tie with Brighton and Hove Albion. Brighton played their development squad and a few youngsters, and players such as

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Shamir Fenelon made an appearance for the side. I was there watching the match and I have to say, Lewes by far were the more dominating team on the night. They had the most of the chances, the most shots on target, and the most set pieces to create a bit of danger with. They just couldn't seem to put any of those chances away and were then left 1–0 down after Brighton converted one of their only shots on target of the match into the back of the net. Fenelon and Wiltshire combined for the goal. Lewes didn't let the one goal deficit drag them down, though. They still looked most threatening going forward and the more likely team to score, and then with the final kick of the 90 minutes, Tom Davis put away a free kick to send the cup tie in to extra time. The goal gave Davis a bit of confidence and in the first few minutes of added time, he scored an absolute worldy to give Lewes the 2–1 lead. And that's where it stayed; Lewes qualify for the next round and in our post on Freeview channel 8,

match interviews, assistant manager Danny Bloor told us how pleased he was with the performance from the lads. He’s hoping to carry on their four match unbeaten run into the league. They did, however, pick up some injuries in the game, so Lewes look to add to their squad and make some changes to their starting 11 going in to their next match. Best of luck to the Rooks and a speedy recover to the injured players! In other Latest Sport news, we seem to have acquired a new member to the team ... well, sort of. In a bid to compete with Kim Kardashian West in ‘breaking the internet’, Joseph's legs have managed to form their own Twitter account, and are gaining followers from all walks of the land. It's a bit of an in-joke, but Joseph tends to get his legs out far more than you'd want from a ginger bloke in his mid-20s. And yes, even in this cold weather we are experiencing now, the shorts are still continuing to make an appearance on a regular occasion. You may have seen them on your TV screens in the last week as a main feature in Natalie's exercise class, that we are now featuring as a regular segment on Latest Sport. This is where the three boys take part in different exercise classes each week and film it for your entertainment value. I’m being told that in the next couple of weeks they’ll be doing a ‘planks and lunges’ class, so no doubt Joseph and Joseph's legs will be out in full force for that one! In the meantime, though, I'm still carrying out my ‘one run a week’ for November, and so far it's 0 in 3, so I'm fighting fit! (Not.) I really need to up my game or I'll end up as the chubby one around the Christmas table this year. Yep, there it is ... the dreaded ‘C’ word. Christmas! It's happening people, and it's happening fast. It's only a few weeks ‘til Christmas now and we will be treating you to lots of special Christmas shows in the coming weeks. Tune in to Latest TV on channel 8 on freeview for all of your best local TV, news and sport. ‘Til next week sports fans! Jules X

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t happens every day. You open Facebook and find some forgotten person from long ago. My friend Barry re-discovered Gloria, his high school sweetheart there. They’d both been widowed the year before, and … well, you know the rest. They are now madly in love, spending hot and heavy weekends together reminiscing about that lousy math teacher who drove everyone crazy and the big mistake they made marrying someone else first. I have not been so lucky. The people who re-connect with me on Facebook are all part of a nightmare I prefer to erase. They remind me that they knew me when I wore braces on my teeth and wandered through life with my head in a cloud, my feet encased in orthopedic oxfords. I do not want to relive a time when I was ruled by parents, teachers and consensus. Those days are past. I can only suspect that the ones who contact me are so senile they do not remember anything more than my name. There could be no other reason. I was not the hottest item on the block in days gone by. Nonetheless, I fell in love with the unattainable on a regular basis and went to great lengths to let my targets know I was available. When I look back on all of them now, I realize how desperate I was. Did I really want that short, pimply guy in my history class? And why did my heart flutter at the sight of a boy in uniform? Didn’t I realize that clothes cannot transform a boy into a man? Not long ago, I got a friend request from Donny Okun who fancied me when I was nineteen; still hopeful. He was a sailor then who wore his bell-bottom trousers tight enough that I could see clearly what he had to offer. He sent me bouquets of roses every week for a month and then asked me to go with him to Canada for a night on the town. OMG! I was crossing the border with an honest-to-god sailor, and you know what they say about sailors! I threw caution to the wind and wore my most décolleté dress so he could see my equipment as clearly as I could see his. We got in the car, I lit a cigarette, and tossed the match out the window. However, the window was closed and the flaming match ricocheted into my cleavage. As both of us burrowed into my dress to keep me from bursting into flames, I realized all too clearly that I needed more than a pair of tight trousers to commit. And now, this guy wants us to be friends? I hit delete. It was one of the wisest decisions I have ever made.

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eople like to complain. No, scrap that. People LOVE to complain. “My soup was cold; the stuffed peppers weren’t stuffed enough; once I popped, I in fact did want to stop; the tin of beans was not baked enough for my liking; I am unsure as to whether this chocolate bar is actually from Mars. Well, I am not having it! I must tell someone about the physical and mental anguish this insignificant issue has caused me!” So off we trot to write a complaint that some poor sap has to filter through and place in the correct complaints pile. The irony of it all is that this poor sap has himself written a complaint about the number of irrelevant complaints he has to deal with! We never think to compliment or praise, because it’s become a little socially awkward. People get embarrassed. Informing your fellowman what a great job they are doing has almost become a faux pas. But complaining ... now we’re talking!

I was at a restaurant recently and a friend of mine ordered the cannelloni. It was awful. It tasted like soggy autumnal leaves finished with a chewing-gum jus. But, he ate it. He ate every last soggy layer of pasta and every last drop of flavourless sauce. He even hoovered up the bark-like chewy bits! I don’t think I could have done it myself. I got home that evening and started to look up the restaurant’s complaints department on the internet. I began to write my complaint. But, I stopped. I stopped because I thought to myself, who cares? We had a great meal, it was cheap, so what was I expecting? And the staff were all really attentive, caring and funny. I went full circle; I decided to write them a compliment. I didn’t mention anything about the food, but I did let them know what a great night I’d had and how excellent their members of staff were. I also commented on the excellent scented hand wash they had in their bathrooms (it was nice and lemony) and the

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ACCEPTABLE IN THE EIGHTIES Guy Lloyd’s bracing himself for a time warp of your seat, until I deliver the second part next week. How exciting is that? The reason for this is that I can’t really complete this column until the weekend. Then I can bring you the gory details. Because this weekend, I’m going to Bognor. As if that wasn’t bad enough, I’m going to Bognor for an ‘eighties weekender’. Let me take you back to the beginning. Earlier this year, my wife and I were at a dinner party

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(I’m in my forties) and a good friend of ours suggested we all go to an eighties weekender in Bognor. That didn’t quite sell it, so she added that we’d be staying at Butlins. At this point, friends gathered around the dinner table started to shuffle uncomfortably in their chairs. This sounded like hell on earth. However, as the drinks flowed and we discussed the possibilities, the idea started to grow on us. Like a bad case of eczema. Our friend, by this time, practically begging us to join her on this weekend of nostalgia, went on to explain that real eighties bands would be performing. We wanted names. She came back with Five Star, Heaven 17 and The Beat. It’s no Glastonbury (not even in 1983) but we were intrigued. We woke up the next day, hungover, hoping that the whole idea was alcohol fuelled and that the idea would fizzle out. Within a couple of hours I received a text on my phone, ‘are you in, then?’ After much discussion with Mrs. L, we agreed. Many of our friends at the dinner party the previous night just point blank refused; it was down to a hardcore group of seven of us. We paid for the tickets and set up another dinner party to discuss how we were going to hit Bognor for the eighties weekender. We decided we had to hit it hard. A shopping list was made up of mainly alcohol and crisps. Next on the agenda, we had to decide on our fancy dress. We came up with ‘Friday Freestyle Night,’ where we all come individually dressed in someone or something from the eighties, and on the Saturday, it’s ‘Denim Day,’ where the rules are clear. On the Sunday, we’ll want to come back to Brighton 2014. Wish me luck, I’m going in ...

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extra meal ticket and takes a job with one Stanley Stubbers – but to prevent discovery, he must keep his two guvnors apart. Now seen by over one million people worldwide, the show is a glorious celebration of British comedy – a unique, laugh-outloud mix of satire, songs, slapstick and glittering one liners. Gavin Spokes takes on the central role of loveable chancer

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Brighton in the 1960s, tells the hilarious story of Francis Henshall who, fired from his skiffle band, becomes minder to Roscoe Crabbe. But ‘Roscoe’ is really ‘Rachel’, posing as her own dead brother – who's been killed by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers. Francis spots the chance of an

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he best laid plans of mice and men eh? You think you are on top of things and then – boom! Everything falls apart, total disarray. If you are like me you will have planned Christmas some months back. It’s a carefully balanced feat of social engineering, especially when your family live so far away. Regular readers will know that my mum lives in Somerset and that she has been unwell. My brother and his family live just outside Hay on Wye in a pretty village by the river. It’s a lovely spot, picturesque – and isolated! That isolation suits them, they love the great outdoors, mountain biking, canoeing and all that ruftytufty sort of stuff. I am happier sat at the bar of Hotel du Vin with a martini or even

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a snowball (note to self, buy Advocaat). That said, I have spent some lovely Christmas holidays there with my nearest and dearest. This year though, my Christmas has once again been tainted with sadness. A few weeks ago I chatted to my brother, as I usually do, late on a Saturday morning. He was a little under par and complaining that he had a headache. He has suffered for years from migraines. I didn’t stay on the line long as he sounded a bit grim. Later that night my sister in law called to tell me that as the day went by things got worse and that he had suffered a stroke. You can imagine my shock – my baby brother, baby! Less than a year after Mum had a series of strokes, here he was in the same position – at 55! I cried. I cried a lot. A few weeks on and things have improved. He has been allowed home, although he still cannot eat or swallow and has to be fed through a tube known as a ‘peg’, not an easy thing for such a vibrant man to accept.

I now live on hope, hope has to be stronger than prayer At least he is home though, and the slow process of building up his physical and spiritual strength can begin. He is a fighter for sure and I am confident that he will make an amazing comeback, thrashing his collection of guitars and punishing his drums – and our ears. They say that bad things come in threes (who are ‘they’ by the way?) but right now I seem to have passed that three mark ... It’s time for me to see what we can do now over Christmas. I am keen to see him but our plan to meet up in Somerset may now be

too difficult, and I am sure that they will not want the extra pressure of the whole family tipping up, especially if he is still unable to swallow. I really don’t want to put extra pressure on them all right now, by having them try to work things out, either. I am sure they have enough to contend with dealing with things day to day. Mum can do without the worry too, the distress of her youngest having a stroke has already set her back a little. Worrying about a festival celebrating the birth of a man who didn’t live long, but in those few years had such a massive impact on history, she does not need. By impact I am of course referring to wars, so many wars – and for what? I stopped believing in Church many years ago. I still have faith in some of the principals of Christianity, the human elements rather than the spiritual – oh, and I don’t pray. That evening when I took the call, a little of the history section of my brain suggested that I should get down on my knees – but the more recent bits of the same brain said no. If prayer worked then none of this would happen; no war, no sickness, no pain. I now live on hope, hope has to be stronger than prayer. Please!

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ancing is one of those things you can always do; in the morning under the shower, whilst washing dishes or when you go out. When did you last dance? If it was a long time ago, or you can’t even remember, it’s time to pick yourself up and dance around. We have a Wave ‘tip’ for you – why don’t you pick up your best friend, grab your shoes, trainers and a shirt or whatever makes you comfortable, and go to one of Brighton’s many dance studios! There’s so much on offer. If you want to freshen up your dancing skills or if you only want to have fun while keeping fit, Brighton has options. It’s the perfect place to combine workout and pleasure. Free your mind by listening to the music you like while you dance, be it jazz, rock ’n’ roll, salsa, latin or classic. There’s courses for all; have fun while you follow the steps. Dancing is one of those things you can always do – why not use it to begin getting fitter today?

Try out one of these ... Brighton and Hove Dance Academy: A lovely dance studio with a lot of different courses like jazz, ballet or creative dance. Brighton & Hove High School Sports Hall, Temple Gardens (off Montpelier Road), Brighton, BN1 3AT www.brightonandhovedance academy.co.uk, 0845 689 4014 SA Academy: A very popular academy for street dance, with a good reputation. 78 Queen’s Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE www.sa-academy.co.uk, 07517 645093 Brighton Dancing: If you want to freshen up your dancing skills or if you want to have fun keeping fit, Brighton Dancing will be the perfect place to combine workout and pleasure. Venues all over Brighton. www.brightondancing.com 01273 772462

t’s Monday morning and the week begins; waking up to the annoying sound of the alarm. Getting up too late, hurrying under the shower, taking a ‘coffee to go’, driving to the office, working, having too short a break with your too-chatty colleagues, working, driving home, sitting on the couch watching Latest TV ... going to bed. Wake Tuesday morning; repeat as before. If your schedule looks similar to this one, you have to take time for yourself. In our modern world there’s not much time to take a deep breath and stop yourself from acting like you only live for others, or your work. Our Wave ‘tip’ for better mindfulness is: meditation. Brighton boasts many meditation centres to help you learn how to meditate under the guidance of experienced teachers, and find your inner peace during workshops which care for both your mental and physical health. Change your schedule; dedicate one or two hours per week for relaxing, and free your mind in order to start your next week less

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exhausted as the last one ended, and enjoy yourself! Why not try ... Bodhisattva Kadampa Buddhist Meditation Centre: With day courses, half-day courses and weekend courses it’s a place to lose all worries and stress and increase you physical and mental well-being. Bodhisattva Buddhist Centre, 3 Lansdowne Road, Brighton, BN3 1DN www.meditateinbrighton.com 01273 732917 Brighton Buddhist Centre: Caring about your mental and physical health and helping you to stabilize. The Brighton Buddhist Centre, 17 Tichborne Street, Brighton, BN1 1UR www.brightonbuddhistcentre.co.uk 01273 772090 Sussex Meditation: Learn how to meditate with expert teachers and find your inner peace during the workshops; timed to fit all schedules. 9 Palmeira Square, Hove, BN3 2JB www.sussexmeditation.co.uk 07970 270630 / 07931 514585 Words: Ann-Cathrin Sieren

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I am 54, and am healthier, happier, fitter and more in control of my life now than ever before! I am in a beautiful, healthy, slim body, in a wonderful marriage (33 years and counting), don’t smoke or drink and take really good care of myself. I pause for a moment to drink in the real essence of what that means. Would that be something you would like to say about yourself? In fact, it was not always like that. My story was of being overweight, smoking, drinking too much and constantly feeling stressed. I woke up and started to juggle a family, job and rocky marriage, and went to bed exhausted only to get up and start the ‘same old, same old’ the very next day. I felt tired and unsupported, and that is the reason I am writing this article, to let people know it doesn’t have to be that way. I believe my true purpose on this planet is to help people to love and respect themselves as I have been helped to love and respect myself (yes, it really is as simple as that). I worked as a registered nurse in a local doctors’ surgery, ironically enough – or more to the point, hypocritically enough! – telling my patients how to manage their lives and giving wonderful advice. The problem was, I talked the talk but never walked the walk. In 1997 I met a wonderful man who transformed my life; he was a Life Coach, and after some sessions I realised I needed to help others do the same as I had. I retrained as an NLP Master Practitioner Life Coach and decided to specialise in Health and Well-being. My company is called Innavision, and I see clients on a one-to-one basis either by Skype, in person or on the phone. I am also blessed to be an ‘International Speaker’ on cruise ships and work at Champneys Health Spa (Forest Mere), giving presentations on how to get a happier, healthier life with this unique tool I have created. So, if you want to see a change in your life, start today ... as tomorrow has a habit of never coming.” Innavision, 07932 618166 / 01903 520369 sandra@innavision.co.uk www.innavision.co.uk

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DEAR JACQUIE Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine What should we eat for hair health? The hair needs many nutrients for growth; oil production, scalp health and general condition, so you need to eat a healthy and varied diet of fresh food. The ‘ACE’ trio includes vitamin A, needed for tissue growth and to prevent a dry scalp and dandruff. It also helps produce sebum which is important in lubricating the hair follicles. Vitamin A can be supplied in the diet by eating foods like carrots, sweet potatoes and liver. Vitamin C is a co-factor for collagen formation. Deficiency in vitamin C may cause breakages and

split ends of hair. It’s found in citrus fruits, kiwi, peppers and broccoli. Vitamin E helps our tissue membranes keep intact, and helps supply good levels of oxygen to different parts of the body. Deficiency can result in ineffective absorption of fats from the diet. We can get good levels of vitamin E by eating green leafy vegetables, nuts, grains and vegetable oils. Other important nutrients include zinc, for tissue growth and repair and stimulation of oil production in the scalp. Zinc can be supplied by eating nuts, legumes, oysters, shellfish and whole grains.

HEALTH& BEAUTY The B vitamin group is also very useful. Foods rich in B vitamins are brewers yeast, nuts, seeds, fish, chicken, meat, beans and whole grains. Deficiency in biotin is said to cause loss of hair colour, cradle cap in babies and dandruff in adults. Foods containing it are brewers yeast, nuts and whole grain cereals. Deficiencies in iron and an amino acid called L-lysine are reported to cause hair loss. A diet high in good quality proteins and vegetables may help prevent it. Try foods such as lentils, beans, organic naturally fermented soy, spinach, tuna, lean beef and dark turkey meat. Avoid black tea at meal times, as tannins in it bind to the minerals and impair absorption of iron. Eat vitamin C rich foods with iron rich foods for better absorption of the iron, eg. broccoli or peppers with tuna or red meat. Lifestyle factors can have a negative effect on hair health by compromising absorption of nutrients. Reduce stress, coffee, and alcohol consumption. See your health professional for personal advice. Attend a FREE Open Evening at CNM Brighton to find out about training with CNM for a career as a Nutritional Therapist. Visit www.naturopathy-uk.com

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A CHRISTMAS HAMPER Stuck for ideas? Brighton is brimming with unique gift ideas, whatever your taste and whatever your budget – peruse a marvellous mixture of our favourites in our double-page Christmas Gift Guide

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★ STAR BUY! ★ This hand-printed poster boasts vintage typography to divulge the fielding positions on a cricket pitch. It’s part of a unique collection of cricket themed gifts, not available on the high-street, from independent designer Art of Fielding. For quirky Christmas ideas for the cricket-lover in your life, visit www.artoffielding.co.uk RRP £25.

righton has been overrun by zombies, in this exciting board game for 3-6 players. Battle the dead, rescue survivors and make sure you’re the last one sitting on the last train out of town! Available from www.bedsitgames.co.uk, Waterstones, City Books, Amnesty, Daisy Daisy, Kissmekwik, Kemp Town Bookshop, Wigwam and Dave’s Books. RRP £35. COMPETITION! There’s crisis on the streets of Brighton – the dead won’t stay dead! What started as rumours and concerned whispers about the potential effect on property prices is now a full blown state of emergency. The military is losing its grip and not one of these diseased shamblers remembers it was once vegan. Fortunately, there’s one seat left on the last train out of town. But whose name is on it? From the burning skyline of the South Downs to the blood splattered pebbles of Brighton Beach, you must prove your worth for this lifeline to safety. Brighton needs you, so what are you waiting for? Fancy testing your survival instinct and winning an edition of the board game for yourself? We’ve a copy of ZomBN1 plus an exclusive ZomBN1 t-shirt and scenario book for whomever has the best answer to this question: What would be the best thing about being a zombie in Brighton?

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eards, beards everywhere! BILF is a Brighton-based ‘beard appreciation group’ which sells beard related merchandise in aid of cancer charities. What more iconic beard-wearer than Santa Claus himself? Find gifts at www.bilf.bigcartel.com

yefly 3D from IWOOT makes your iPhone show in 3D, so you can watch films and videos in amazing quality or film your own 3D images. Pefect for kids and tech-loving adults. RRP £12.99 from www.iwantoneofthose.com

his attractive, multi-use ‘70s inspired flower planter is perfect to fill with plants, or even fill with cookies for the sweet-toothed amongst you. An ideal gift for stylish mums and grans. £19.99 from Menkind.

orris & Co.’s lily bath crystals will offer the perfect excuse to get away from the Christmas hustle and bustle, or relax after inevitable over-indulgences! £5 from www.heathcote-ivory.com

alf a pint is sometimes enough, and this novelty half pint glass is just that; a pint glass chopped in half! Now you can look like you are keeping up with the family drinking session, whilst sneakily having a half and staying sober. £10 from Topman.

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BUSTING MOVES Put your hands up if you love Fatboy Slim! Of course we all adore Brighton & Hove’s unofficial Head Boy, but this week we love him a little bit more as he has put some charity moves out in support of Coaching for Hope, the charity his is patron of. Norm has pledged support for the charity’s work in Africa and is offering twenty fans the chance to have a meet and greet at his sold-out gig at The Coliseum on King’s Road. For a £100 donation to Coaching for Hope, twenty lovely people will meet the superstar DJ at his Big Beach Café before raving to his super-set. For more info and to make a donation, log on to www.coachingforhope.org

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ooks like our friendly neighbourhood glamour girl, Katie Price, has had a thaw in relations with her husband, the ‘love rat’ Kieran Hayler. KP stepped out with her hench hubby at the London premiere of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1. Wearing a skin tight lurex catsuit (obviously) Katie was looking her usual uber-busty

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self, but news reaches us that this is a silhouette we may have to get used to living without, as Ms Price is all set for her SEVENTH boob job; this time she’s going to break with tradition and have a breast reduction. We also hear the couple are planning to renew their vows this side of Christmas. Wishing them all the best for 2015 as they relight their marital fire …

So, a gang of ten ‘stars’ have been put on lockdown in the outback as the annual festival of eejit-ery © (that is, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here), begins once more. Our top fave celebrity this year is the one and only Vicki Michelle. If there was an Academy Award for best performance in a show set in Nazi-occupied France, then Ms Michelle would have an Oscar on her mantel for her compelling work on ‘Allo ‘Allo. Vicki, who will always be known as Yvette CarteBlanche in this office – has said that her make-up free stint in the jungle could drive her to Botox, and she would love it to land her a Loose Women slot. Oh Vicki, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow our minds …

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In less than two years, the Worthing/Brighton duo have achieved what most can only dream of, as Jeff Hemmings finds out ...

rom nowhere (well, a tiny Brighton venue – Latest Music Bar – in Feb 2013, sandwiched on a bill of five indie-rock hopefuls), to making the BBC Sound Poll 2014, to high up the bill at Reading and elsewhere including support slots with friends Arctic Monkeys at Finsbury Park earlier this year, a Later… with Jools Holland scene stealing performance, a Mercury Music Prize nomination, a number one album, a worldwide tour, and a home coming gig in Brighton, it’s been an incredible journey for the dynamic duo. You could barely make it up. With their tasteful truckers and beards look, bludgeoning riffing and Bonhamesque meets Dave Grohl drumming, the suitably monikered Royal Blood have been a breath of fresh air, an air raid siren amidst the saturated landscape of singer songwriters, electro pop acts, and TVcommecial friendly niceness. An amalgamation of grunge, Black Sabbath, Queens of the Stone Age, and a little bit of Rage Against The Machine, White Stripes/Raconteurs and Muse. Their rise to the top has been almost indecently hateful, and live they have already nailed it; their very simple set up of bass and drums is mainly about power and energy but also about songwriting nous, nuances of sound and some unique guitar slash bass trickery. “It’s all a secret, a secret recipe. Just like the Colonel’s!” says bassist Mike Kerr, in reference to the legendary Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe of Colonel Sanders. Is it a pitch shifter? Or, maybe the clever use of two or more amps for different strings? Perhaps an octave pedal too? Whatever the case, there are gadgets galore next to Kerr's feet. For his part, he has previously admitted that he came up with the sound by accident, whilst learning to play the bass. Whatever the case may be, it's had many scratching their heads, such is the brilliant

effect those four strings have, both on record and on stage where they really go to town: “We just filled a room with four or five amplifiers, all on full and all having a different sound,” says Mike, about the recording process for the album. And all that with just the one ‘bass’ guitar …

Royal Blood have been a breath of fresh air, an air raid siren amidst the saturated landscape of singer songwriters Less of a secret is the Arctic Monkeys factor in helping to get Royal Blood noticed. It all started when the Arctic's drummer, Matt Helders, was seen wearing a Royal Blood tshirt at Glastonbury 2013. “We didn’t know them,” says Mike. “We share the same manager, they came to us before anyone really had heard of us, and they had first dibs on Royal Blood demos. They became our first fans before anyone knew who we were. We didn’t have any merch, we just made him a t-shirt for Glastonbury. So when he wore it (while they headlined the Pyramid Stage) it was a big deal for us and out friends, but no one knew who Royal Blood were. It turned into a story afterwards. It didn’t kick anything off at the time ... a bizarre moment.”

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The band’s name is also good. So good, you wonder why it hasn’t been used before. “I just made it up, I thought it was a good title for what the band sounded like; to sound grandiose, and English as well,” Mike says. Kerr’s alternating moaning, growling and controlled shouting vocal style provides a neat counterpoint to the general pummelling action. “I guess the people for me that made me feel like I could be a singer are Jack White (White Stripes), Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age) and Kurt Cobain (Nirvana), those kind of singer songwriters.” Those musical influences abound on the album; one minute it’s Jack White, the next it’s Josh Homme. Then Black Sabbath sneaks in here and there, while Nirvana make regular appearances, such as on ‘Come On Over’. Then there are hints of classic British blues rock a la The Groundhogs, and others littered throughout. Despite all these echoes of music past and present, the fact is Royal Blood have mixed it up enough to call their sound their own, helped of course by the unusual line up, and that distinctive bass. “I wanted to have my own signature sound. I see myself neither as a guitarist or bassist, I see myself as a songwriter who can play piano,” says the Worthing/Steyning bred Mike, whose first instrument is in fact the piano. “Singing and playing bass felt the most comfortable way of doing what we do … I could be more myself with that set up.” Mike’s bass/guitar combo is perfectly complemented by Ben Thatcher’s (Former Rustington resident, now Brightonbased) inventive drumming. The two work very well together, and it's this chemistry that has been key in getting it right, live on stage. “We have such good chemistry; we’ve been playing together for so long. I don’t really have to say anything in the rehearsal, we’re always on the same page. “Sometimes the songs start on the bass, then I jump on the piano and write melodies. They are always works in progress. Over time, if I have an idea, I pick up an instrument and when we get together it’s bass and drums, how it’s going to be. It’s hard to write a vocal with just a bass line, so I get a guitar or piano and you’ve got some chords to work with and it helps me get some perspective to see where I am with the song. As for the eponymous album, there’s a strong consistency to the point where there are no duff moments. ‘Careless’ is a typically bruising number, alternating between Black Sabbath style hard rock, while ‘Ten Tonne Skeleton’ is the closest to funk Royal Blood get. ‘You Can Be So Cruel’ is lyrically (not the strongest part of Royal Blood) like much of the album, full of hackneyed stereotypes about failed relationships and people who have done wrong. Still, they serve their purpose in conveying the often visceral outpouring of darkness, interspersed with the occasional bout of romanticism, Kerr’s subtle drawl hinting more of world weariness rather than cold revenge. At the end of the day Kerr and Thatcher are rock fans – Kerr cites fellow grungers/rockers Drenge as a band he likes – and for him it’s an outlet for his dark side; an opportunity to, much like the punters who go to their gigs, let his hair down. They have love on their fingers and lust on their tongues, as Royal Blood have it on ‘Little Monster’, and by golly they sound like they mean it. Sat 20 Dec, Brighton Dome. Sold Out.

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enior Research Engineer at NASA, Thomas Benson, said: “It’s funny how many guys in my building at NASA started out flying kites or building model airplanes. Future astronauts and aerospace engineers will likely begin their careers as children flying kites. To fly a kite is an excellent way for students to gain a feel for aerodynamic forces.” So with that in mind, at our Primary STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering & Maths) club we made our own kites and flew them. Along with introducing a bit of trigonometry and Pythagoras theorem in order to determine the altitude of the kite, we also watched some Mary Poppins. And showing true British values, we didn’t let the weather get the better of us, and simply flew the kites indoors instead! Mr May, one of our Physics teachers, videoed the kites from the air using our air drone. I have to say, I was quite impressed with the flying, but then again he has spent eight years previously flying aircraft for the RAF. We also looked at current research in using kites as an alternative source We made our of generating energy. It was great too, own kites and to have Colin Piper, from the Institute of Physics, visit our Primary STEM flew them club, enthusing the next generation of physicists. By bringing the strands of STEM together, these subjects come alive. Even more fun was had in developing our PACA Cosmetic Beauty Range that we will be running as a social enterprise; there’s lots of science involved in cosmetics, technology in the design and production of the packaging, and maths required for running a business. We are also really excited that Ricardo Engineering, one of the foremost Automotive Engineering Consultancies in the world, have kindly offered their services to help Quinty and the team construct the Greenpower car. It’s a hub of activity here at Portslade Aldridge Community Academy!

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HOTLIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor

and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy gheebased sauces here but an

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altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases

some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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SENSATIONAL BRIGHTON Why the city has knocked London off the top spot

t always grates when people confront me with the idea that there is nowhere decent to dine in Brighton and Hove. I usually respond by counting out my top ten favourite culinary haunts on my fingers and then asking if they need me to remove my shoes and socks and carry on counting on my toes. Brighton and Hove is blessed with more than its fair share of good fare, and in comparison to other cities it is really very impressive. So what is it that makes it so good? Well the answer is simple; the city embraces independent business, from our thriving retail scene to bars and restaurants. We may have all the predictable chains, but it is the independents that make us so special. So much so that this year, Condé Naste Traveller readers voted Brighton and Hove the top travel destination in the UK for great food and drink, knocking London off top spot, and firmly placing the city in the top ten world wide. That is something that our food industry should be duly proud of. In a world where it is pretty tough to make a go of any new business, in a world where VAT is a seriously damaging factor for food businesses trying to offer great quality and value at an affordable price, Brighton and Hove can hold its head high. So where are my favorite places that I believe have really made the city so highly thought of? Let me start with fun and affordable. La Choza sprang onto the scene in a flurry of bright colours and spice. They converted me from indifference to Mexican food to a love of their simple and affordable street dishes and now with two venues they continue to excite. My passion for Indian cuisine was spurred on when Alun and Dawn Sperring opened The Chilli Pickle. Their attention to detail, great regional dishes and stylish and modern approach took the curry out of the dark ages and since then they have gone on to achieve national acclaim. Chef Kanthi Thamma and business partner Euan Spey have added to the city’s Indian scene

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with their acclaimed Curry Leaf Cafe, new on the block but already a firm favourite with locals and visitors alike. The atmosphere is relaxed and fun, the menu offers great value, and if you like it hot, they can do hot! There is little doubt that chef Ben and Pamela McKellar’s group of Ginger restaurants and gastro pubs have taken the city’s food profile up several notches and I am a fan of both the Ginger Pig and Ginger Dog where the modern take on traditional dishes hits exactly the right note. Andy McKenzie at Drakes is also a chef of note and his classic cuisine with a modern twist is exemplary, worth going if only to sample one of his superb souffés. Graze in Western Road is superb at pushing boundaries, their tasting menus and excellent wine list are well worth visiting, and they have the prettiest private dining room in town. Terre à Terre is without a doubt one of the most excting kitchens to be found anywhere in the UK, if not Europe, and the fact that it is vegetarian makes it even more special. I love it and have done now for over 20 years. Finally, in this list – not complete – of my favourites, has to be 64 Degrees. It opened

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quietly a year ago and has gone on to become perhaps the most talked about restaurant for many years. Chef Michael Bremner and his talented team work before your very eyes to produce some of the most exciting food that I have tasted. The small plate concept works so well and allows you to take a real food journey each time you visit, and do not leave without having a rum jelly bear. There you have it, a few of the talented independent food heroes of out city, the men and women who kick culinary ass and helped to dislodge London from that coveted position. I raise a glass to them all. The Chilli Pickle: 01273 900383 Curry Leaf Cafe: 01273 207070 Terre à Terre: 01273 729051 Drakes: 01273 696934 The Ginger Pig: 01273 736123 The Ginger Dog: 01273 620990 64 Degrees: 01273 770115 La Choza: 01273 945926 Graze: 01273 823707

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ith the price of West End theatre tickets as they are, and the added cost of travelling there and back, a drink in the interval perhaps and of course a bit to eat, even if it’s only a sandwich – it can all add up to a scary sum. Three cheers then for the continuing growth of cinema presentations of some of the best theatre, opera, ballet and classical music that is on offer at cinemas. These days you can watch opera digitally streamed from the Metropolitan Opera House in New York, the pick of the Festival from Brighton, top performances form the Royal Ballet and the Royal Opera House and great productions from The National Theatre. They offer an easy and affordable alternative and bring the very best to our doorstep, with productions of the highest quality filmed for cinema to a very exacting standard. Of course a cinema presentation will never have the full atmosphere of attending a live performance but it will certainly go a long wait to satisfying that need to see productions that are often inaccessible for reasons of distance or cost.

on Freeview channel 8, Coming to cinemas this December is Arthur Miller’s The Crucible. Written in the 1950s, Miller’s play about the Salem Witch trials of 1692 and 1693 is a partly finctionalised account of a true story that took place in the Province of Massachusetts Bay. It is also an allegorical work that reflected the extroardinary workings of American Government that became know as McCarthyism. Arthur Miller was questioned by the House of Representatives’ Committee on Un-American Activities in 1956 and convicted of ‘contempt of Congress’ for refusing to identify others present at meetings that he had attended. In 1953 the play won the Tony Award for Best Play, and has since gone on to be regarded as one of the greatest American dramas and is a respected educational text around the world. John Richardson, Producer at The Old Vic has said this of this much acclaimed production; “Yaël Farber’s mesmerising five star production of The Crucible is one of the most

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channel 159 or at thelatest.tv successful and most acclaimed in The Old Vic’s history. We are excited to finally be sharing one of the theatrical events of a decade with audiences across the country, thanks to our friends at DigitalTheatre.com and CinemaLive. Arthur Miller’s powerful and legendary work is truly a play for our times.” Richard Armitage, who will be continuing his role as Thorin Oakenshield in The Hobbit, in cinemas in December, excels as John Proctor in Arthur Miller’s classic American drama, brought vividly to life in this visceral production. ‘A production of electrifying intensity.’ ★★★★★ The Daily Telegraph ‘It is operatic, it is immense.’ ★★★★★ Time Out ‘An extraordinary production.’ ★★★★★ The Guardian Cineworld Brighton: 4 & 8 December Dukes at Komedia, Brighton: 4 & 28 December

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ast week I spoke about some of CINECITY’s wonderful films and I hope you managed to catch some over the festival’s opening weekend! If not, never fear, there are many more wonderful things to see. This year, CINECITY is spotlighting the significance of new beginnings and cinema’s continual reinvention with innovative debut features and fresh takes on old films. Central to CINECITY 2014 is a film set installation for an imagined screen version of Berg, Brightonian experimental author Ann Quin’s debut novel. To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the book’s publication, this free exhibition housed at the University of Brighton is complemented by an array of screenings and talks. Building on the concept of imaginary and obscure cinema, there is a ‘creative dialogue’ – as the festival creators call it – running through the programme. This includes the UK premieres of new live underscores to cinema classics, location pop-ups and Edible Cinema, in which the audience are given numbered boxes with food and drink to be sampled along with a film. An experience for all of the senses! There are two projects based on film history that I am particularly excited to see: On Thursday 27 November, 1961’s Last Year at Marienbad will be screening in Brighton’s Museum and Art Gallery. The film tells the tale of an unnamed man who meets an unnamed woman in a grand hotel and attempts to persuade her that not only have they met before, but were romantically involved. The plot may seem deceptively simple but the twisting cinematic puzzle is one of the most iconic and influential films ever made. It has an Oscar-nominated screenplay by Alain Robbe-Grillet and is fully deserving of your time. However, if you don’t get a chance to see it then you absolutely must catch Francois Truffaut’s 1966 adaptation of Fahrenheit 451 on 28 November. This classic dystopian tale of a society where books are outlawed is screening as part of the BFI’s ‘Sci-Fi: Days of Fear and Wonder’ UK-wide season and is poignantly displayed amongst the empty shelves of the old Brighton Reference Library. It is Truffaut’s only English-language film and stars Oskar Werner as the bookburning fireman who falls in love with Linda (Julie Christie) and slowly discovers his own love of literature. There are also many events that one might describe as being quite ‘out there’: I do tend to find that each year there are a few things that are a little too … experimental for me, and others have said the same. But that is the beauty of this festival; there will always be something for you to dislike and there will always be something for you to love. Don’t be put off by the age of a picture or the style in which it is presented. Take a chance and see what you will discover!

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nbelievably, it’s the 12th year of Christmas Artists Open Houses. So this week’s column is an unashamed shout-out to some of Arty’s favourite creatives who’ll be showing – and selling – their work over the weekends 29 Nov to 14 Dec. If you haven’t experienced the delight of trailing around the city popping in and out of artists’ houses and studios picking up unique, hand-crafted work, prints and painting, then I urge you: give the Churchill Centre a miss and get walking. At the Dragonfly House, Ditchling Rise, discover the phenomenally talented Chanchala Ariyaratne. She started making Steampunk-inspired jewellery with the remains of old timepieces recovered from her father’s shop after it was caught in the 2004 tsunami, and finds immense reward from turning pieces of history into wearable art. (Her clocks are amazing too!). At ArtForty7, Sutherland Road, another brilliant ‘upcycler’ is Betty Shek, whose one-ofa-kind felt jewellery is created using a freeform embroidery technique and incorporating elements such as vintage buttons. Betty used to travel to Japan frequently for work, and her pieces are influenced by Japanese culture. On Chanctonbury Road, Hove, Salon des Sources promises a one-stop-shop of artistic treasures including prints by rubendagar. Expect to be blown away by the psychedelic, typographic and fantastical imagery influenced by a love of surrealism, comic books and things of beauty. Out of town: There’s always good reason to visit Tarrant Street in Arundel, home to Zimmer Stewart Gallery. Even more so the weekends of 29-30 Nov and 6-7 Dec when Arundel Open Studios will feature ‘14 artists in winter’. Head for number 54 and lose yourself in the alchemy of colour, form and feeling that informs the poetic canvases of Andy Waite. www.artymagazines.com

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COMEDY Victoria Nangle

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HO HO HO Christmas parties large and small should offer good humour, but do you need to bring your own? t has long been a tradition, when organising an office Christmas party, to choose a location that doesn’t rely too much on colleagues having to make more intimate conversation than they’re used to. You may know in the abstract that Jenny from sales is seeing someone new, but probably, neither of you are comfortable with the idea of comparing her new love’s sweetness to your old love’s hang nails, or to Alex in admin’s idea that it could be the same person she saw at speed dating last Tuesday. What I’m saying is, sometimes it’s good to have a context that takes the pressure off getting to know each other faster than you’re altogether happy with. And this is where the group comedy night comes in. Whether it’s the polish and raucous allinclusive (three-course Christmas dinner, thank you very much) of Krater Christmas Parties at Komedia, or a more austerityconscious ad hoc affair of all piling over to one of the many local act nights with quality headliners you’ll find scattered around town this month, comedy is a very good arena to take your work crew to. Most comedy nights purposely have mixed bills – and by that, I mean

a line-up that includes several acts that will appeal to a variety of humours. Read that as the ever so helpful; ‘something for everyone’. Hopefully that’ll entertain fans of both Sarah Millican and Milton Jones. A few ground rules here though. If you’ve just enjoyed one comic immensely and the next one doesn’t tickle you quite as much, please refrain from talking through the second comic’s set loudly. It sounds obvious, but this isn’t like seeing comics on the TV and firstly it’s very rude and distracting when you do this. The comics can hear you too! Secondly, in a live forum the atmosphere can make all the difference and someone talking at the back – even if it’s just a hushed argument about the babysitter – is incredibly Noel Fielding distracting to everyone else trying to enjoy the night. If you’ve got to talk, leave the room and talk. ‘Nuff said. And the other ground rule is to enjoy yourself. It harks back to the atmosphere thing. If you laugh loudly when it’s funny, that’ll give a great vibe to the comedians and they’ll bring the funny on even stronger. If you drink too much, decide that actually you’d like to have a bash at this comedy lark, and actually should have a shot ... go out the back door, find an internet connection and sign up to a stand up comedy class. This is not your time. Next year might be. www.komedia.co.uk www.jill-edwards.co.uk

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GAME ON EVENT: BRIGHTON CRAFT FAIR Get a jump on your Christmas shopping, guarantee a present that’s totally unique and handmade, and support local craftspeople – you can’t lose! From hand-knitted winter woollies to stunning jewellery and handmade cards. In the centre of town too! Friends Meeting House, Sat 29 Nov, 11–5pm, free EVENT: SPEAKY SPOKEY Speaky Spokey – a literary cabaret entertainment of short stories, music, performance poetry and film. And simply marvellous with it. Latest Music Bar, Fri 28 Nov, £7/5

ART: ADELE SCANTLEBURY East Sussex artist who works in woodcuts, and who aims to capture those fleeting moments that are full of symbolism. Pelham House, St. Andrews Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 20 Jan 2015 ART: FRANK BRANGWYN Frank Brangwyn (1867–1956) was an AngloWelsh artist, born in Belgium. This display features a series of emotive black and white prints of wartime Belgium, capturing the destruction of its historic architecture, the flight of its people and the hardship endured by troops on the Western Front. Brighton Museum & Art Gallery, Pavilion Gardens, 03000 290900. Until 18 Jan 2015

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SHARON VAN ETTEN Are We There is amongst the albums of the year. Jeff Hemmings spoke to its creator

rom 2012’s breakthrough album Tramp to this year's Are We There, New Jersey raised Sharon Van Etten is proving herself to be of durability; her intimate, warm and insightful outpourings and her fantastic voice have been slowly but surely winning fans and praise from critics. And while Tramp was in essence a solo record made with guest musicians, Are We There is more a band effort, the music generally slower and expansive, suiting the often harsh lyrics that mainly revolve around a long-term relationship that is coming to an end. You would think that the openness of her lyrics is

reflective of the creator. But, according to Van Etten, it's not so simple. “I’ve always been shy and an introvert,” she says. “It takes a lot of guts … I never thought I would be playing music for people. ‘How the hell did I get here’?” she asks herself. “When I started writing, it was for me. Some of my friends heard my songs and they encouraged me to play, at open mics. There was this interest, like: ‘Oh, my friend cried when I played that. I wonder what that means?’ Even recording didn’t come into it. it’s a weird thing to do – to share – when you think it’s just for you.” Her big moment came when she met Kyp Malone of New York band TV on the Radio … “My friend invited me to a show and he was

opening. I had no idea who he was, I didn’t know his band. But when I looked at him and saw his name, I knew it was the brother of my friend from high school. His brother turned me onto music; Pavement, mix tapes, PJ Harvey, Sonic Youth. I had been away from home for five years and I felt really disconnected from my past, and I reached out to him after the show to try and find myself again, and to let him know how his brother had been a huge influence on me growing up. He had a huge crowd around him and I left to the bar upstairs, but he came up and sat down next to me and asked me about my life,” she laughs. “He said, ‘any time you want to hang out…’ He started recommending me shows in New York, and showed me what was cool. He asked me what I did, and I said I did music. He asked if I had a CD on me and I did. “I didn’t hang out in New York when I was a kid. All I knew was Yankee games, arena concerts, and musicals with my mum. I didn’t know about the music scene, I was pretty naive. He gave me the confidence to move to New York (from her home state of New Jersey) even though I was still having panic attacks. New York was a great place to move to for that,” she laughs. “But I met people on the way that gave me confidence, to make baby steps.” Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Thurs 27 Nov, 7pm, £19

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1 The Black Fields The Fighter 2 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 5 Show Rooms Metropolis 6 Radiokillaz feat. Osaro 7 The Last Cry Rebekka 8 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 9 Bigredcap, Legs MC, Mr Resonate & N. Laine Hip hop genetics 10 Krafter Explorer 11 KingBathmat Book Of Faces

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13 Seraphim Can’t and Won’t

Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark SHOOSHH PRESENTS … JURASSIC PARK You are invited on a mission to the land of the dinosaurs! Join Shooshh for danger, adventure and excitement in a land that time forgot! Take a step back into the prehistoric era to a night of entertainment you will never forget complete with giant dinosaur skeletons, a 15ft animatronic T-Rex & fire shows. Shoosh..., Sat 29 Nov, 10pm, £5 before midnight / £7 after

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14 Four Square? We never could be any other way

REBEL BINGO Two games of bingo inflated to gargantuan proportions by a cast of dancers, callers, hosts, DJs, glitter cannons and giant cuddly pandas. Prizes of guitars, bikes, jukeboxes and even a trip to New York have been given away to lucky winners amongst the crowds of thousands. Concorde 2, Thurs 27 Nov, 11pm, £9–3

AUDIO GIVES IT BACK WITH JACKMASTER Jackmaster makes his club debut for the next event in the Audio Gives It Back series! Audio, Wed 26 Nov, 11pm, £6

15 Boa Marks Electro Gonzalis 16 Sweet Jonny Twenty Years 17 Senior Service Senior Service 18 Vortex Generator Water Bleeding 19 Go Johnny Go Ebbenflow 20 My Last Victory Facing the Winds of Adversity SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC & VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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THOU SHALT NOT KILL THE HYPE! MADE IN CHELSEA: EPISODE 6 Jim Devereaux reveals the perils of ‘hype’

Andrew Bullock on the highs and lows of Chelsea’s social elite

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here’s a secret sauce available to nary a few game makers these days. The magic ingredient they all need but seldom have control over. That fleeting flimflam that can be here today, gone tomorrow. This is the trouble with ‘hype’ (and how to get into it). The four cardinal sins thou shalt not commit are listed herein:

1. Delays An increasingly common casualty among AAA titles, any delay longer than a few weeks from the originally stated release date has a compound effect on the level of hype a game is getting. Not only does it create irritation and disappointment (which, well before anyone has played the thing, is particularly damaging) but it creates a bigger problem. It gets forgotten.

2. Downgrades Ahh, that joyous feeling when technology allied to human perseverance unlocks a new and exhilarating visual experience. Check that resolution! Man, that frame rate! Woah is that ambient-occlusion!? Totally killer anti-aliasing bra! Seriously though, once seen one cannot un-see. These pesky brains of ours build the prettiest pictures based on the most fleeting amount of data. As a game marches towards release we expect, nay, demand, greater improvements to satisfy our presentation cravings. All too often, the reverse is true.

3. Bug Patches OK, all games in the modern era of internet connected machines can and should be patched to fix bugs, that is a given. The real hype killer is the monster day one patch. That Godzilla of a file size that will cripple your internet connection for hours (or in some cases days) before you can even begin to play your expensive and shiny new game.

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4. Log In Woes If experience has taught us anything, it’s not to trust a publisher when they confidently state they have enough servers to cope with demand when connecting to their new online game. An even bigger hype killer than the day one patch, the ‘you can’t log in, please try later’ style message amounts to a horrendous and infuriating c**k-tease.

Conclusion Not all problems are foreseeable or avoidable, however, there are plenty of foreseeable problems that are frequently flirted with by good people who ought to know better. This is 2014, game element is carefully analysed and debated with anal levels of scrutiny by legions of blood-thirsty gamers 24/7. Ready to question, antagonise and interrogate any game that carries ‘the hype’. Disrupt it at your peril… Bored Gamers is an hour-long weekly show on all things gaming. Tune in to see it on Latest TV at 9pm every Friday night.

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osie pays Wheeze a visit to console her over the drama with Alik. They do the only thing they can really do in this scenario – blame Binky. Meanwhile, Alik is opening up to Andy and Stevie about the whole thing. These three then do the only thing they can really do in this scenario – blame Binky. Sam is having lunch with Tiff, who I firstly think is Lucy. They are looking a bit similar these days. Too similar. Toff and Jamie enter and Toff makes a few cheeky comments about these two. Tiff is hardfaced. She does not like Toff’s commentary. She is stern. The nation doesn’t like her. Victoria and Mark Francis seem to be reading a giant spell book. If Mark Francis were a book, he’d be the Bible. Victoria would be a lightweight pamphlet. Andy and Lucy talk about Steph and Josh, and how their dating will upset Stevie seeing as he is really good friends with Josh. Even though he only met him last week. Tiff gets all pissy at Toff because Toff talks to Sam about Tiff and Tiff is apparently a private person. WHY ARE YOU ON MiC THEN, TIFFFFFFFFFF?? Stop hating on Toff, yeah? Alik confronts Binky as to why she didn’t immediately spread the gossip that Wheeze might have kissed a guy and then watched Disney films with him the next day. In retort, Binky plants the seed that Wheeze might have consciously kissed said guy the next day, rather than during her blackout the evening before, whilst they were watching Disney films. Drama in the shoe shop: Stevie calls Steph disrespectful for fancying Josh. She then does what she does best and drops the A Bomb (a**hole). She then does a double-whammy and throws in a P Bomb (pr***). Stevie then cries. He cries in a shoe shop. The dinner party that follows is full of disdain. Lots of sourfaced looks. Proudlock is wearing an army print blazer which just does not work. Jamie, who has nothing to lose these days, decides to reference Steph and Josh’s relationship and then tells them off for publicly flirting. Lucy then goes all Betty Boothroyd and chairs an over-the-table discussion about how Josh is clearly selfish. Oh NO! Everyone is nasty to Toff. She doesn’t rise to it, naturally. Lucy does some sort of weird impression of Toff and decides to announce that she has no right to talk about Tiff, because she is younger than her. Tiff sits there, basking in the glory of herself, only to have the smirk wiped off her face when it is announced that Sam has been talking about the time they slept in the same bed but didn’t touch each other. Then Sam throws Toff under the bus. He and Tiff belong together. An elephant then traipses through the room in the form of Alik and Wheeze. Binky and Alik have a row across the table. He then cries. So does Wheeze. They leave the room. Rosie’s eyes look like they’re about to pop out. Outside, Wheeze and Alik clear the air. “I’m the one that should fear losing you,” she says. How very Austen. Next week’s predictions: Steph and Josh will properly start to date, but I have foresight as my friend saw them in Westfield (Stratford) yesterday holding hands. Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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TUESDAY 25 The Paedophile Next Door Channel 4, 9pm Historian and documentary maker Steve Humphries looks at why all of the elaborate checks and balances, legislation and policies, that have been put into place to protect children from sexual predators still seem to be failing. He also examines some new and radical solutions proposed by child protection experts.

Imagine... The One And Only Mike Leigh BBC1, 10.35pm With his latest offering, Mr Turner, hailed as Mike Leigh’s most commercially successful film to date, this documentary looks back at the career of the acclaimed director. Leigh – and actors who have worked with him – chats with Alan Yentob, about his remarkable process.

The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar BBC4, 9pm Michael Grade explores the story of General Tom Thumb, who went from humble beginnings in America to international stardom, eventually performing in front of the president. Grade also speaks to contemporary entertainers about being a disabled actor today, and the ethics of the time.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00 International Chef Exchange 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News 6.30 Bookenders 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 You Make It, We Show It! 9.00 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas 9.30 Indiecan 10.00 Modern Toss Comedy series with lots of swearing! 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Bookenders 11.30 Under The Radar 12.00am News 12.30 Bookenders 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 You Make It, We Show It 3.00 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas 3.30 Indiecan 4.00 Modern Toss 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Bookenders 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Mess With Me 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Channel Patrol 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 Glorious Gardens From Above 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Ian and Jane are frantic with worry but just as their fears are allayed, Jane’s concerns grow. 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Guy is forced to confront the fact that Zosia may not be cured of her mental illness. Elliot completes the design for his new device and has to fight for funding to build a prototype. 9.00 The Missing Relationship thriller exploring the emotional fallout of a child’s abduction on both the family and the wider community, told over two time frames and two countries. In 2006, Tony and Emily’s pleas to reinvestigate a suspect again fall on deaf ears. Tony decides to take matters into his own hands and has a violent confrontation with lifechanging consequences. In the present day, Tony and Julien retrace their steps in Paris as they try and find out the whereabouts of a man who they believe to be involved with Oliver’s disappearance. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Imagine... The One And Only Mike Leigh See highlights. 12.20am FILM: The Shooting Party (1984) 1.50 Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Channel Patrol 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 9.05 Antiques Roadshow 10.05 Building Dream Homes 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.15 Life In The Undergrowth 2.15 The Great British Bake Off 3.10 A Place To Call Home 3.55 The Rockford Files 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball is joined by the couple who narrowly escaped elimination. 7.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge It’s the first of the two quarter-finals and three previous winners battle it out for two places in the semi-final. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals It’s the last week of the heats and five chefs from across the country begin their bid for the title with their signature dish. 9.00 Secrets Of The Castle With Ruth, Peter And Tom Historian Ruth Goodman and archaeologists Peter Ginn and Tom Pinfold turn the clock back as they learn how to build a medieval castle using the same tools, techniques and materials available in the 13th century. This time the team are defending the castle. 10.00 The Walshes Comedy series. The Walshes are getting ready to leave the house for a night out together at their favourite restaurant, but mobilising five people at the same time can prove tricky. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 World’s Greatest Food Markets 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2014 3.55 I Never Said Yes 4.45 Ask Lara: Balance 5.00 After Life: Rot Box Detectives

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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 Secret Dealers 4.00 Tipping Point 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Belle lashes out at Lachlan. Finn scuppers date night for Laurel and Marlon. Pete’s situation takes a turn. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Live: Manchester City V Bayern Munich Adrian Chiles presents live coverage from the Etihad Stadium. City’s hopes of reaching the knock-out stages hang in the balance – they must win their last two games, starting tonight against Bayern Munich. With the Germans already assured of top spot in the group, City fans will hope Pep Guardiola rests a few key men. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time Matt Smith is joined by Gordon Strachan and Jermaine Jenas for highlights of all tonight’s games as the battle to qualify for the knockout stages intensifies. Manchester City’s hopes of progressing are hanging by a thread as they take on the might of Bayern Munich. 11.40 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the launch of the eighth series of the game show. 12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Diane suspects Tony is up to his old tricks and discovers Sinead’s latest secret. Lockie’s good deed for his brother could turn out to have serious consequences. Cameron pushes Ziggy too far and Trevor tries to make Grace see what’s more important: revenge or happiness... 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Turner Prize At 30 8.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners Glamour model Kerry from Essex hoovers the living room rug five times a day to avoid ‘bum patches’ where the children have sat. She’ll be helping fellow Essex mum Vikki, whose toilet hasn’t been cleaned in four years. 9.00 The Paedophile Next Door See highlights. 10.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 11.00 Skint Observational documentary series following residents of the East Marsh area of Grimsby. 12.05am PokerStars.com Shark Cage 1.10 Cage Warriors Undefeated 2.00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.25 Trans World Sport 3.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 3.55 Anglesey Sandman Triathlon 4.20 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Christmas Wishes (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny puts on a brave face after Casey’s death. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! The series follows the no-nonsense bailiffs and repo men charged with sorting out those among us who have fallen into debt. 8.00 The Body In The Lake: Countdown To Murder Schoolteacher Carol Parks’s body was found in Coniston Water in 1997, 21 years after she disappeared. Her husband, Gordon, was eventually convicted of her murder, but his reasons for the crime and how he managed to evade capture remain unanswered. 9.00 Miracle Babies Documentary series following staff and patient stories at the neo-natal unit at Liverpool Women’s Hospital. In the final episode, new parents Laura and Ryan have to get used to having two premature babies on the ward. 10.00 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs’s team investigates the death of a SEAL during a training exercise. 11.00 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs comes face to face with Ari, the terrorist who wounded him. 12.00am NCIS 12.50 Five VOD True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Underground Britain 4.00 Nick’s Quest 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 HouseBusters Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 4.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Flash 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets 11.00 Legends 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Cocaine Capital Of The World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 Life Is Toff 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Life Is Toff 1.00 Some Girls 1.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.00 Cocaine Capital Of The World

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys (x2) 8.30 National Treasures Of Wales 9.00 The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar. See highlights. 10.30 When The Circus Comes To Town 11.30 Neil Diamond: Solitary Man 12.30am The Riviera: A History In Pictures

1.50pm Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 Best Of You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (2) 9.00 The Vampire Diaries 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Plebs 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.50am A Touch Of Frost 12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 3.00 Wycliffe 4.10 Faith In The Future 4.40 French Fields 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 The Vice 12.05am A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Nightscreen

4.00pm Melissa And Joey 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa And Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Rude Tube 10.00 Bad Robots 10.35 Tattoos After Dark 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am The Inbetweeners

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Four In A Bed 6.50 Location, Location, Location Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 10.00 Great Canal Journeys 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 11.55 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.00am Location, Location, Location

11.00am Gun Fury (1953) 12.40pm Bataan (1943) 2.55 Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 4.40 Chariots Of Fire (1981) 7.10 Deck The Halls (2006) 9.00 Immortals (2011) 11.10 The Legend Of Shorty (2014) 1.00am Heli (2013) 3.05 Close

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WEDNESDAY 26 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! ITV1, 9pm Feeling chilly? Been trying to dig the hot water bottles out from wherever you hid them when the beach beckoned? Then remind yourself of the perils of the unfettered heat, and unedited celebrities. With Ant and Dec on hand to narrate how serious or funny celeb behaviour really is.

Confessions Of A GP Channel 4, 10pm Programmes like Dr Martin now seem nostalgic for the cornerstone of respectability that was the local GP. With the landmark Harold Shipman case, as well as the end of out-of-hours care, this documentary looks at the changing perception of the GP, and the public’s emerging disrespect and entitlement.

Freshers 2014 ITV2, 9pm Bless those Freshers at Swansea University in south Wales. The party-mad youngsters continue to grapple with the idea of balancing work and play at the stepping stone to the Big Wide World™ that is uni. Yeah, it’s all fine being up-for-it, but now Amelia has to face the music and... tell her parents. *Gulp!*

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 International Chef Exchange 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 What The Waffle 5.30 Growing Concerns 6.00 News The latest news plus national updates. 6.20 Sport News 6.25 Weather 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 News 7.50 Sport News 7.55 Weather 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Latest Homes Live Pioneering daily property show, a commercial feature, with homes for sale and to let in the area, as well as Exceptional Homes, iconic buildings, local history and finance tips. 10.30 News 10.50 Sport News 10.55 Weather 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Bookenders 12.00am News 12.20 Sport News 12.25 Weather 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 1.50 Sport News 1.55 Weather 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Latest Homes Live 4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bookenders

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6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Channel Patrol 7.45 Claimed And Shamed 8.15 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 9.00 Human Universe 10.00 Building Dream Homes 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.10 Life In The Undergrowth 2.10 The Great British Bake Off 3.10 A Place To Call Home 3.55 The Rockford Files 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 8.00 Waterloo Road School-based drama. The police descend on Waterloo Road as the hack on Wiredata Systems is traced to the school. 9.00 The Apprentice Lord Sugar summons the candidates to tell them their next task. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Live At The Apollo Stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo. Funny man Jason Manford introduces two of comedy’s biggest stars - Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown. 11.05 Film 2014 The Film 2014 team take a look at the week’s new films, including the big screen version of Paddington starring Hugh Bonneville and Nicole Kidman, as well as the return of Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses 2. Returning to the sofa is film journalist Kevin Maher. 11.35 FILM: New Town Killers (2008) Starring James Anthony Pearson, Dougray Scott, Alastair Mackenzie. Thriller about two rich and morally overdrawn investment bankers who get their kicks out of paying the impoverished to act as prey in their warped hunting game set in the streets of Edinburgh. 1.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.20 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball has all the gossip and exclusive news from Strictly Come Dancing. 7.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge It’s the second of the two quarter-finals and three previous winners battle it out for two places in the semi-final. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals In the final heat show, the last five ambitious chefs plucked from kitchens across the country begin their bid to be crowned Professional MasterChef 2014 with three daunting tests. 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Armed with his 1913 Bradshaw, Michael Portillo explores a very different Spain from the one he knows best and ventures across its border with Britain’s oldest ally, Portugal. 10.00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired The newly fired candidate from The Apprentice receives a grilling in front of a studio audience. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Russia’s Lost Princesses Two-part series. 12.20am Intruders 1.05 Sign Zone: See Hear 1.35 Sign Zone: Trust Me, I’m A Doctor 4.00 Save Your Energy 4.30 Operation Cloud Lab: Secrets Of The Skies – Learning Zone 5.00 Ecomaths: Primary

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Belle struggles to cope. Robert is intrigued by Aaron. Pete is warmed by Debbie’s loyalty. 7.30 Coronation Street Steve obsesses over his car. Will Gavin stay in touch with Michael? 8.00 Surprise Surprise Holly Willoughby presents the show where ordinary people are rewarded for doing extraordinary things. Holly is joined by Olly Murs, who surprises an inspiring fitness instructor and gives an exclusive performance in studio. A dedicated youth worker gets a lifechanging gift from his hero, England football legend Rio Ferdinand. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! See highlights. 10.30 ITV News; Weather 11.10 On Assignment Rageh Omaar presents reports from around the world on stories behind the headlines. In this edition, Martin Geissler is in Paris, examining the world of eSports, in which men and woman earn thousands of pounds playing videogames competitively. 11.50 Perspectives: Hugh Laurie – Copper Bottom Blues Hugh Laurie makes a musical pilgrimage across America to delve into the story of the country’s blues music. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks It’s Diane and Tony’s wedding day – what could possibly go wrong? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Turner Prize At 30 8.00 Posh Pawn Documentary series looking at high-end pawnbrokers in Britain. Prestige Pawnbrokers managing director James heads to Lanzarote to tackle his biggest deal yet, the sale of a 1.5 million pound yellow submarine. Front of house, Lawrence is put in a difficult position when dealing with a rare Sex Pistols guitar. 9.00 Liberty Of London Documentary series going behind the scenes at the stylish London department store as it gets ready for the festive season. Bruce Lepere, the self-proclaimed ‘shopkeeper’, is at work in the carpet emporium. The cameras follow him to Morocco and see how Arthur Liberty used to buy in the olden days, and Bruce still does today. 10.00 Confessions Of A GP See highlights. 11.05 It Was Alright In The 1970s Two-part series which revisits the TV decade that taste forgot. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Music Nation 12.35 24 Hours In A&E 1.30 FILM: Waitress (2007) 3.15 FILM: The Desert Rats (1953) 4.45 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Police Interceptors 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: Crazy For Christmas (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax is still hellbent on killing his brother’s murderer as the emergency services start to arrive. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Police Interceptors Documentary series 8.00 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun Observational documentary series following the lives of people residing in Gibraltar. 9.00 Benefits Britain: Life On The Dole Documentary series exploring the reality of life on benefits in Britain. The ‘bedroom tax’ has made life more difficult for many people, including a man who had to get rid of his pigeons because of the extra charge, and a woman who thinks that she should not be liable at all as a poltergeist inhabits her spare room. 10.00 Ten Years Old And Living In Poverty Documentary. This programme follows three families coping with day-to-day life under very challenging financial circumstances as seen from the point of view of a child within each family. 11.00 Conned, Fleeced And Left For Broke Documentary revealing the dangers of being too trusting. 12.00am Dallas 12.50 Five VOD True Crimes: The First 72 Hours 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Fred And Rose: The Last Betrayal 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 HouseBusters Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 4.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x2) 7.30 LIVE: UEFA Champions League 10.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 11.00 Forever 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 9.00 Growing Up Poor 10.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (2) 12.30am Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 2.00 Growing Up Poor 3.00 Snow, Sex & ...

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 The Final Frontier? A Horizon Guide To The Universe 9.00 FILM: The Killing Fields (1984) 11.15 The Heart Of Country: How Nashville Became Music City USA 12.45am Country Queens At The BBC 1.45 Queen Victoria’s Letters: A Monarch Unveiled

6.00pm IACGMOOHN: Trials And Tribulations 7.00 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Freshers 2014. See highlights. 10.00 You’ve Been Framed! 10.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.30 Celebrity Juice 12.20am Plebs

3.00pm My Fair Wedding 4.00 Melissa And Joey 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa And Joey 8.00 FILM: Chalet Girl (2011) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.30 The IT Crowd 12.05am Drifters 12.35 Rude Tube

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Four In A Bed 6.50 Location, Location, Location Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.10 Father Ted 11.45 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 12.30am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Cleopatra (1963) 3.40pm The Greatest Show On Earth (1952) 6.50 Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) 9.00 Wild Bill (2011) 10.55 Battle: Los Angeles (2011) 1.10am The Serpent (2006) 3.30 Close

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THURSDAY 27 Albion Night Latest TV, 7.30pm Put your feet up, wrap yourself up in your blue and white scarf, and settle into the sofa for an evening of pure unadulterated Seagulls magic. Featuring news about the squads, competitions, classic games from the club’s archives, as well as a good old natter about the current season, this is fan heaven.

Life Story BBC1, 9pm The concluding part of David Attenborough’s compelling exploration into the six crucial stages of life. So... what’s the pinnacle of success in the animal kingdom? Passing on your genes! Any lion will tell you that. Mr A looks at turtles, bonobo chimps, zebras and elephants – as well as tiny versions of them. Ahhh.

Dancing Cheek To Cheek: An Intimate History Of Dance BBC4, 10.30pm Len Goodman and Lucy Worsely look at the British love of dancing – from 17th century balls to 20th century cha-chachas. Len has a look at factory workers clog dancing in Burnley, whilst Lucy explores the risqué waltz of the 19th century. I say!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Brighton Lights 2.30 Brighton Lights 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.20 Sport News 6.25 Weather 6.30 Latest Sport Preview The Latest Sports team preview the sport coming up this weekend. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport. Featuring news about the squads and competitions, classic games from the club’s archives and much more. 8.30 Albion Night More from the Seagulls’ weekly show. 9.30 Albion Night More from the Seagulls’ weekly show. 10.30 News 10.50 Sport News 10.55 Weather 11.00 Bowlegs Live music and interviews with the artists, presented by Julian Tardo. 11.30 Indiecan 12.00am News 12.20 Sport News 12.25 Weather 12.30 Latest Sport Preview 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Indiecan

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Don’t Mess With Me 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Channel Patrol 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.40 Glorious Gardens From Above 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 EastEnders Denise is panicked by her discovery and seeks advice from Masood – should she tell Ian the truth? Jane and Ian disagree about Bobby. Just as it seems they are making headway, they receive some shocking news. 8.00 Watchdog Consumer series with Anne Robinson, Matt Allwright and Chris Hollins. Anne and the team continue their mission to protect consumers with investigations into some of the country’s biggest brands. 9.00 Life Story See highlights, 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Romford in London. The panel includes chief whip Michael Gove MP, Labour’s shadow business secretary Chuka Umunna MP, comedian and actress Jo Brand and Daily Mail columnist Amanda Platell. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil looks at the political week with Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott. 12.20am Holiday Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Channel Patrol 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 The Culture Show: Hilary Mantel – Case Histories 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.10 Life In The Undergrowth 2.10 The Great British Bake Off 3.10 A Place To Call Home 3.55 The Rockford Files 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents all the backstage gossip. 7.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge It’s the semi-final, so the briefs and the judges are tougher than ever. 8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals It is quarter-final day and the chefs face the challenge of creating a dish from kitchen scraps. 9.00 The Fall Crime drama series set in Northern Ireland. After the vital breakthrough which finally identifies Paul Spector as the killer, Stella Gibson must now play an agonising waiting game. Will her actions bring her closer to their target or jeopardise the operation further? 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howard returns with his unique and quirky take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 The Mekong River With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins continues her epic journey up the Mekong. 12.20am Sign Zone: Did The Bank Wreck My Business - Panorama 12.50 Sign Zone: Afghanistan: The Lion’s Last Roar? 4.00 The Code 4.30 Coding: The Future Is Creative 4.55 Cracking The Code 5.55 What Makes Me, Me? And Other Interesting Questions

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain takes action to protect Belle. 7.30 Who Owns Britain?: Tonight Joel Hills investigates whether foreign investment in UK business is good for the economy or if we need to do more to protect our own businesses. Some of Britain’s best loved brands are now owned by companies based abroad and the UK has a reputation for bring one of the most open countries in the world for foreign investors – but is this a good thing? 8.00 Emmerdale Pete faces a dilemma. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present the jungle survival challenge. The surprises are not over for the celebrities as they face up to another tough 24 hours in the jungle. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Teri Hatcher, Michelle Yeoh, Jonathan Pryce, Judi Dench and Desmond Llewelyn. Espionage action thriller in which a media baron sets about triggering World War III so that his 24-hour news network can profit from exclusive coverage of the conflict. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 Who Owns Britain?: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

Channel 4

6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Diane is faced with a life-changing decision. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Turner Prize At 30 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces George Clarke meets a couple who gave up the rat race to buy some land in the country and construct a home using four old office portacabins as starting points. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital. In this episode, the team at St George’s treat patients who have injured themselves through work or play. Iain, 60, is rushed in by ambulance after falling ten feet off a ladder onto his head while fixing an air-conditioning unit at work. 10.00 Babylon Comedy drama series about London’s police force and its public relations. Robbie’s first day in the Armed Response Unit turns into a baptism of fire, as Tony and Banjo decide to see what he’s made of. 11.05 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show. 11.50 999: What’s Your Emergency? Documentary series. 12.55am One Born Every Minute 1.50 Unreported World 2.15 How To Break Into Britain: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.45 The Real Mill With Tony Robinson 3.40 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Gibraltar: Britain In The Sun 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The Christmas Consultant (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Nate reassures Sophie that there is nothing going on with Hannah. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show. 8.00 Underground Britain Documentary series in which engineer Rob Bell explores the UK’s subterranean wonders. 9.00 Britain’s Bloodiest Dynasty Part-dramatised documentary series about the turbulent times and dysfunctional dynasty that ruled England and much of France during the Middle Ages. 10.00 Nazi Temple Of Doom: Revealed Documentary series exploring historical events. What links Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler and a priceless Celtic cauldron recently discovered at the bottom of a lake in Bavaria? In this film an investigation uncovers allegations of mafia involvement, an international fraud trial where millions of dollars are at stake and a forensic discovery that stuns the archaeological world. 11.00 Loch Ness Monster: The Missing Evidence Documentary investigating conspiracy theories. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Body In The Lake: Countdown To Murder 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Wildlife SOS 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 HouseBusters Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 4.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever 10.00 FILM: Alien: The Director’s Cut (1979) 12.15am NCIS: Los Angeles (x3)

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride (x2) 9.00 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents 10.00 World’s Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Life Is Toff 1.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.30 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents 2.30 World’s Craziest Fools 3.00 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1979 8.00 Chivalry And Betrayal: The Hundred Years War 9.00 Nigel Slater’s Icing On The Cake 10.00 Puppy Love 10.30 Dancing Cheek To Cheek: An Intimate History Of Dance. See highlights. 11.30 The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar

1.15pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.50 Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Plebs 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.50am A Touch Of Frost 12.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 3.00 Wycliffe 4.10 Faith In The Future 4.40 French Fields 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Wycliffe 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Cracker 12.10am A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Nightscreen

4.00pm Melissa And Joey 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa And Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Drifters 9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (2) 12.00am How I Met Your Mother

11.40am FILM: Eight O’Clock Walk (1954) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Four In A Bed 6.50 Location, Location, Location Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Homes By The Sea 10.00 FILM: It’s Complicated (2009) 12.25am Embarrassing Bodies Down Under

11.00am A Story Of Children And Film (2013) 1.10pm Paper Moon (1973) 3.15 The Red Pony (1949) 5.00 Drums Along The Mohawk (1939) 7.05 The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (2007) 9.00 Stripes (1981) 11.25 Scrooged (1988) 1.20am Rushmore (1998) 3.35 Close

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FRIDAY 28 Bored Gamers Latest TV, 9pm Make sure you don’t get stuck playing charades again this Christmas and do your family gaming research the easy way – with hosts Jim Devereaux and Greg Marshall doing the legwork. The guys will be looking at some of the latest games – console, board, whatever – as well as revisiting old favourites. Simple.

Toast Of London Channel 4, 11.05pm Matt Berry continues with his – we have been reliably informed – startlingly accurate sitcom about being a thespian in London. With the passing of Toast’s friend Axel Jacklin, our man finds he’s suddenly in demand for the dramatic roles he’s always wanted. There’s just one hitch – he must become a Freemason.

Bad Education BBC3, 10pm They say a school is a microcosm of society, but maybe Abbey Grove is taking things a bit too far when headmaster Mr Fraser accidentally gives all of the budget away to the Nigerian minister for finance and plunges them all into rather drastic austerity measures. Oh dear. Emmigration threatens.

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6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It! 10.00 Latest Homes Live 12.00pm Albion Night 1.00 Albion Night 2.00 Albion Night 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 What The Waffle 5.30 Bowlegs

6.00pm News The latest local news plus national and international updates. 6.20 Sport News 6.25 Weather 6.30 The Newspapers 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 News 7.50 Sport News 7.55 Weather 8.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay presents the ‘how to’ cookery programme. 8.30 News 9.00 Bored Gamers Greg and Jim present a weekly show for gaming enthusiasts. 10.00 Modern Toss The stink of excellence in a world gone tits-up! Comedy animation and live-action series. Lots of swearing. 10.30 Bloody Mary 11.00 Noise Reel Extra Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a wave of music news and entertainment to your ears with partners BN1 magazine providing local listings. 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Bored Gamers 2.00 Modern Toss 2.30 Bloody Mary 3.00 Noise Reel Extra 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Bored Gamers

6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook Reunited before Ronnie Barker passed away, the comedy legends return to their famous desk. 8.00 EastEnders A distraught Ian faces a tough decision that could tear his family apart. 8.30 Citizen Khan Sitcom. When Mrs Khan announces she is running a stall at the local city farm to promote the supermarket’s new organic range, Mr Khan could not be any less interested. 9.00 Have I Got News For You The popular satirical news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer. 9.30 Not Going Out Sitcom. Frank’s drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Guests are Nicole Kidman, Julie Walters and Hugh Bonneville. Also with music and chat from Take That. 11.20 Cuckoo Comedy series. 11.50 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama. 1.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.50 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Channel Patrol 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Children’s Hospital: The Chaplains 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 The A To Z Of TV Gardening 1.10 Life In The Undergrowth 2.10 The Great British Bake Off Revisited 3.10 A Place To Call Home 3.55 The Rockford Files 4.45 Great British Railway Journeys 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghan hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball takes a sneak peek into rehearsals. 7.00 The Home That Two Built Series which trawls through the archives to see how BBC Two has been a guide to shifting lifestyle trends in contemporary Britain. This edition looks back at the 80s. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are Marc Bolan, the Empress of Ireland, the Sasanian Empire and ‘Allo ‘Allo. 8.30 Tigers About The House Sumatran tiger cubs Spot and Stripe are now eight weeks old and have started exploring Giles Clark’s home – they have become a big handful. 9.30 Mock The Week... Again Dara O Briain and the regulars present a special edition of the topical comedy show. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks into love and loveliness with Josh Widdicombe, Aisling Bea, Tony Hawks and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Anarchic pop quiz. 11.35 FILM: AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Starring Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law. Futuristic version of Pinocchio. 1.50am FILM: Quatermass 2 (1957) 3.15 Sign Zone: Question Time

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Jimmy has a problem. Vanessa has concerns. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Gavin discover Michael’s secret? Tracy and Carla are at loggerheads. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the money-saving series. The new series launches appropriately enough on Black Friday, the date that marks the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. 8.30 Coronation Street Tracy hits Carla where it hurts. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present the jungle survival challenge. The jungle diet is starting to have an effect on the celebrities, but who has to face next Bushtucker Trial for muchneeded food? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.45 FILM: The World Is Not Enough (1999) Starring Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle, Denise Richards, Robbie Coltrane, Judi Dench. Espionage thriller. Suave British secret agent James Bond is embroiled in an allaction race to defuse an international power struggle as the world’s oil supply hangs in the balance. 1.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Jason’s relief when the boxing match is cancelled is short-lived as Robbie steps in to help and Rick gets a money-spinning idea. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 Turner Prize At 30 8.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Drama. The world turns against S.H.I.E.L.D. when Hydra impersonates them to attack the United Nations, and an unexpected enemy leads the charge to bring about their downfall. 9.00 Gogglebox Television review comedy series in which TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical shows. 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. His guests are Russell Brand, who talks about his latest book Revolution, and French DJ superstar David Guetta, who talks about his new single release. 11.05 Toast Of London See highlights. 11.40 FILM: 30 Days Of Night (2007) Starring Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny Huston, Ben Foster. Contemporary horror. 1.40am Boss 2.40 Boss 3.40 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.35 Location, Location, Location 5.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.50 NFL: Rush Zone

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Underground Britain 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: All I Want For Christmas (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away On the morning of the wedding, Marilyn’s dress is missing and John is still in agony. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In Colour Documentary series. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series examining the lucrative, but highly dangerous, job of driving trucks on Canada’s notorious ice highway. 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild Documentary series in which adventurer Ben Fogle meets people who have given up the rat race to start a new life in the wilderness. In Alaska, he meets Mike and Fran, who live in a self-built log cabin in a remote spot ten days’ walk from civilisation. 10.00 Body Of Proof Drama series. When a plane plunges into Philadelphia’s power grid, the team must strive to understand why the onboard security guard suddenly went berserk and opened fire. 10.55 NCIS: LA Police drama series. A video link provides the team with a much-needed lead in their investigation of Dom’s kidnapping. 11.55 Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Muggings And Mayhem: Caught On Camera 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x2) 5.35 HouseBusters Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 4.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x5) 9.00 Football’s Funniest Moments 10.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 11.00 Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Motorway Cops 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 10.00 Bad Education. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Some Girls 1.30 Bad Education 2.00 Life Is Toff 2.30 Comedy Fest Live

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Placido Domingo’s Gala Concert From The Royal Opera House 9.00 A Pink Floyd Miscellany 1967-2005 10.00 Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp 11.00 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here 12.00am Great Guitar Riffs At The BBC 1.00 A Pink Floyd Miscellany 1967-2005

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.45 Emmerdale 1.50 Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 FILM: Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Plebs 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2)

10.55am A Touch Of Frost 12.50pm Heartbeat 1.55 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 3.00 Wycliffe 4.10 Faith In The Future 4.40 French Fields 5.15 George And Mildred 5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Wycliffe 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Cracker 12.10am A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Judge Judy

3.00pm My Fair Wedding 4.00 Melissa And Joey 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa And Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Fourth Kind (2009) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Tattoos After Dark

11.05am FILM: The War Lord (1965) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Four In A Bed 6.50 Location, Location, Location Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Taken (2008) 11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut 11.50 Father Ted 12.20am Embarrassing Bodies 1.25 Location, Location, Location

11.00am Guns Of Fort Petticoat (1957) 12.40pm The Time Machine (1960) 2.45 Broken Lance (1954) 4.40 It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) 7.15 Hot Shots! (1991) 9.00 Rush Hour 3 (2007) 10.45 Adrift (2006) 12.35am The Keep (1983) 2.25 Rec 2 (2009) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 29 The X Factor ITV1, 8pm It’s dawning on the remaining acts now ... everyone that’s left is in with a chance f winning this thing! Cripes! Having got past the point of winning a place on the live tour, and before that a place in the live finals, the very possibility that they could win the whole shebang will have them shaking. Christmas hit beckons.

Tomorrow’s Worlds: The Unearthly History of Science Fiction BBC2, 9.45pm Dominic Sandbrook continues his dive into all things sci-fi, this week considering not the aliens out there but the ones coming to get us! Reflecting real-life anxieties in the movies – from Communism to racism – Dom chats with writers, actors et al.

Imagine ... Dame Shirley Bassey – The Girl From Tiger Bay BBC4, 10.40pm Another chance to catch Alan Yentob’s study of and insight into the world of Shirley Bassey. Speaking to the Dame herself, as well as collaborators and admirers from over the years, this is as comprehensive a story as you get on this remarkable life.

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6.00 Best of Brighton Lights 6.30 Exploring Ancient Egypt Ancient Egypt as captured on a Nile cruise. 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 News 8.20 Sport News 8.25 Weather 8.30 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 9.30 Double Or Nutin’ 10.00 Bloody Mary 10.30 Bookenders 11.00 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas 11.30 Bored Gamers 12.30am News 12.50 Sport News 12.55 Weather 1.00 Indiecan 1.30 FilmFest on 8 3.30 Bored Gamers 4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Bowlegs

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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 2.00 Rugby Union: Autumn Internationals – Wales v South Africa 4.30 Final Score 5.25 Celebrity Mastermind 5.55 BBC News

6.05 South East Today 6.10 Pointless Celebrities Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman present a special celebrity dance edition of the quiz. Featuring Lionel Blair and Wayne Sleep, Karen Barber and Louie Spence, Ian Waite and Camilla Dallerup and Lilia Kopylova and Rowland Rivron. 7.00 Strictly Come Dancing Pack your bags, grab your passports and climb on board for Around the World week on Strictly Come Dancing. 8.15 Atlantis Drama series. Ariadne is formally crowned queen, but with Pasiphae still at large and the city struggling in the aftermath of battle, Atlantis remains vulnerable. When an enigmatic stranger arrives offering salvation, he proves hard to resist. 9.00 Casualty Ash is angered by a patient’s lifestyle choice, Big Mac treats a heroic old lady and Ethan has a breakthrough. 9.50 The National Lottery Live The National Lottery Live hosted by Jenni Falconer. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s eight Premier League games. 11.50 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin introduces the drama from all three divisions of the Football League. 1.10am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.15 BBC News

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6.00am Timmy Time (x2) 6.25 Shaun The Sheep 6.35 Hacker Time 7.00 All Over The Place 7.30 Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic 8.00 Marrying Mum And Dad 8.30 Absolute Genius With Dick And Dom 9.00 Junior MasterChef: 2014 9.30 Junior MasterChef: 2014 10.00 Deadly Pole To Pole: The Complete Journey 10.30 Deadly Pole To Pole: The Complete Journey 11.00 The Blue Planet 12.00pm Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey 1.00 Escape To The Country 2.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 5.30 Restoring England’s Heritage 6.00 Natural World: Jungle Gremlins Of Java The slow loris is the real-life gremlin, extremely cute but with a venom that can kill. Now it’s also a YouTube superstar with millions of hits. 7.00 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 8.00 Perry And Croft: Made In Britain Series looking at how the comedies of Jimmy Perry and David Croft became a unique chronicle of Britain in the 20th century. 8.30 Dad’s Army Sitcom. Captain Mainwaring is annoyed when a death elevates Sergeant Wilson to the fringes of the aristocracy. 9.00 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks into love and loveliness with Josh Widdicombe, Aisling Bea, Tony Hawks and Alan Davies. 9.45 Tomorrow’s Worlds: The Unearthly History Of Science Fiction See highlights. 10.45 Intruders Jack and Madison target Todd Crane, the lawyer linked to Qui Reverti, to force information from him. 11.30 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 Highlights Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from York’s Barbican Centre. 12.20am Snooker: UK Championship Extra

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat & Stan 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 6.50 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures 7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.25 Sooty 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 The Munch Box 9.25 Dinner Date 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 News 11.20 All Star Family Fortunes 12.05pm Surprise Surprise 1.05 Doc Martin 2.05 Keep It In The Family 3.10 FILM: Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone (2001) 6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather 6.30 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill introduces funny home videos filmed by viewers. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special Bradley Walsh hosts another celebrity edition of the hit quiz show in which four famous faces take on the Chaser, one of Britain’s finest quiz brains, in a bid to win thousands of pounds for charity. Contestants this time are journalist and presenter Chris Hollins, comedian and writer Katy Brand, model Jo Wood and talk show host Jonathan Ross. 8.00 The X Factor See highlights. 9.45 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present the jungle survival challenge. As the celebrities battle to stay in the jungle are camp allegiances starting to form? 10.50 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. This week, Jonathan welcomes music legend Barry Manilow - for a chat and a performance, and talks to X-Men and Atonement star James McAvoy, TV and stand-up comedian Sarah Millican, and one of Britain’s best loved presenters Phillip Schofield. 11.55 ITV News; Weather 12.15am FILM: Coogan’s Bluff (1968) 1.50 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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6.15am Snowman Triathlon 6.40 Cycling: Revolution Series 7.40 A Day At The Races 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Simpsons 12.25pm Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.25 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 4.25 Come Dine With Me 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.25 Come Dine With Me 6.00 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based reality show in which chefs compete for the title of ultimate dinner host. 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 Woolly Mammoth: The Autopsy Documentary. The discovery of the best-preserved mammoth last year has quickened the pace of one of the most ambitious and controversial projects in science: the cloning of the woolly mammoth. 8.00 Walking Through History Tony Robinson goes on another walk through some of Britain’s most historic landscapes in search of the richest stories from our past. 9.00 FILM: The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) Starring Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas, Laura Haddock, Tamla Kari and Greg Davies. Coming-of-age comedy based on the hit sitcom of the same name. 11.00 FILM: The Sitter (2011) Starring Jonah Hill, Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell, Erin Daniels, Jessica Hecht, Method Man. Comedy. A lazy student who has been suspended from college is coaxed into babysitting for his neighbour’s children. 12.40am FILM: Boomerang (1992) 2.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.40 SuperScrimpers 5.00 Location, Location, Location 5.55 NFL: Rush Zone

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6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Mio Mao 8.40 Zack And Quack 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away! 11.40 FILM: Lost At Christmas (2007) 1.25pm FILM: The March Sisters At Christmas (2012) 3.10 FILM: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (2001) 5.00 FILM: A Fairytale Christmas (2013) 6.45 5 News Weekend 6.50 FILM: The Bridge At Remagen (1969) Starring George Segal, Robert Vaughn, Ben Gazzara, Bradford Dillman, E G Marshall. World War II film chronicling the tense battle to hold the Ludendorf Bridge at Remagen, the only bridge still standing across the Rhine towards the end of the war. 9.00 FILM: The Expendables (2010) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts, Charisma Carpenter, Brittany Murphy, Randy Couture, David Zayas, Terry Crews, Gary Daniels. Ensemble action film in which a group of elite mercenaries are hired to overthrow a ruthless South American dictator. Despite realising on a reconnaissance mission that they have been doublecrossed, the group decide to return to the small country to finish the job and rescue their contact. 11.10 FILM: War (2007) Starring Jet Li, Jason Statham, Devon Aoki. Martial arts action thriller about an FBI agent seeking to avenge the death of his partner. 1.10am SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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1.30pm Nativity 3: Dude, Where’s My Donkey Special 2.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (x2) 5.00 Portrait Artist Of The Year 6.00 The Simpsons (x2) 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 FILM: Aliens (1986) 11.40 A League Of Their Own 12.40am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Rugby Union: Autumn International Highlights – England v Australia 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Sherlock 10.30 Live At The Apollo 11.00 Family Guy (x7) 1.35am Some Girls 2.05 Live At The Apollo 2.35 Life Is Toff 3.05 Sweat The Small Stuff 3.35 Fried

7.00pm Ice Age Giants 8.00 Sex And Sensibility: The Allure Of Art Nouveau 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.40 Imagine... Dame Shirley Bassey – The Girl From Tiger Bay. See highlights. 11.40 Shirley Bassey At The BBC 12.40am Top Of The Pops: 1979 1.15 Sounds Of The 70s 2

1.20pm FILM: Small Soldiers (1998) 3.30 FILM: Rumor Has It (2005) 5.30 You’ve Been Framed! 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.00 FILM: The Perfect Storm (2000) 9.45 The Xtra Factor 10.50 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.50 The X Factor 1.40am The Xtra Factor

6.20am FILM: The Three Musketeers (1973) 8.30 The Royal (x2) 10.35 The Darling Buds Of May (x2) 12.50pm Columbo: Swan Song 2.55 A Touch Of Frost 4.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.55 Rosemary And Thyme 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.00 A Touch Of Frost 12.40am Bomb Girls

1.00pm FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1998) 3.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.30 Made In Chelsea 4.30 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.30 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.00 FILM: Skyline (2010) 10.50 The Inbetweeners Top 10 Moments 11.55 The Inbetweeners Go Global 1.00am Rude Tube

12.55pm Four In A Bed (x5) 3.35 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 4.40 Homes By The Sea 5.50 The World’s Weirdest Weather 6.50 The World’s Most Extreme 7.55 Father Ted (x2) 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown (x2) 11.05 My Big Fat Fetish 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

11.00am Gunman’s Walk (1958) 1.00pm Fool’s Gold (2008) 3.10 Flight Of The Phoenix (2004) 5.20 Meet Dave (2008) 7.15 Bride Wars (2009) 9.00 The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) 11.05 Watchmen (2009) 2.15am Rec 3 Genesis (2012) 3.55 Close

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SUNDAY 30 Strictly Come Dancing BBC1, 7.15pm It may start off as kitsch and a laugh, but everyone is top notch by this point in the competition and wants that trophy just a little bit more than they’re showing. Which is ‘lots’, by the way. Tess and Claudia are joined by Michael Flatley’s Lord Of The Dance troupe, and one couple leave the competition forever.

FilmFest on 8 Latest TV, 9pm With Brighton’s own film festival Cinecity in full flow, as well as the blockbusters about to be released jostling for prime position as the Christmas smash, there’s plenty to be discussed on this week’s round-up of film news and announcements. Jessica Kellgren-Hayes is your guide throughout.

The Day Of The Triffids BBC4, 8pm Another reason to look suspiciously at the weeds growing between the paving stones. This six-part adaptation of John Wyndham’s classic sci-fi sees man-eating plants arrive on Earth, captivate with their beauty and then blind nearly all of mankind. Nifty trick. Bill and Jo try to find sanctuary in London.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 International Chef Exchange 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 At The Amex 11.30 Brighton Lights 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 At The Amex 2.30 Best of Brighton Lights 3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Growing Concerns 5.30 News 5.50 Sport News 5.55 Weather 6.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 6.30 International Chef Exchange 7.30 At The Amex 8.30 News 8.50 Sport News 8.55 Weather 9.00 FilmFest on 8 Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 The Buzz With Chuck Thomas 12.00am News 12.20 Sport News 12.25 Weather 12.30 FilmFest on 8 2.30 News 2.50 Sport News 2.55 Weather 3.00 FilmFest on 8 5.00 News 5.20 Sport News 5.25 Weather 5.30 You Make It, We Show It!

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6.05 South East Today 6.15 Countryfile Countryfile is in Lancashire. 7.15 Strictly Come Dancing See highlights. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow makes a return visit to Towneley Hall in Burnley, Lancashire. Specialist Mark Hill hears the remarkable story of Joseph Briggs, an Accrington engraver who emigrated to America to work for Tiffany, and he is stunned by a beautiful – and highly valuable – mosaic. 9.00 Remember Me Second of a three-part contemporary ghost story set in Yorkshire. Hannah is determined to find the missing Tom Parfitt and is convinced he is in Scarborough. Rob remains sceptical until another inexplicable death forces him to take action. But is it too late to protect Hannah and her little brother Sean? 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Highlights of Sunday’s two Premier League matches. 11.30 The Apprentice Lord Sugar asks the candidates to crack the rural market by picking products to sell at the Royal Bath and West show. 12.30am FILM: Color Of Night (1994) 2.25 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.30 BBC News

6.15 Flog It! 7.00 Secrets Of The Castle With Ruth, Peter And Tom This time the team are defending the castle. Ruth, Tom and Peter explore the art of medieval combat and the building of the castle’s defensive structures. 8.00 The Mekong River With Sue Perkins Sue Perkins follows the river through China’s wildest and most spectacular valleys, meeting its colourful and joyful peoples. 9.00 World’s Greatest Food Markets Following a dream of visiting and trading in the world’s greatest food markets, Roger Barton heads to Asia’s largest fruit and veg market: Delhi’s Azadpur Mandi, a market so big it feeds not only Delhi but provides food for all of India. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell Howard returns with his unique and quirky take on the week’s global headlines and bizarre news stories. 10.30 The Wrong Mans Sitcom. Having agreed to take care of the hunted and wounded Marat, Sam and Phil return to Phil’s house, where his mum proves surprisingly resourceful. 11.00 The Wrong Mans Sitcom. 11.30 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 Highlights 12.20am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.20 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.20 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.25 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Fern Britton Meets... Donny Osmond 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Homes Under The Hammer 3.15 Escape To The Country 4.15 Songs Of Praise 4.50 Life Story 5.50 BBC News

6.15am Great British Garden Revival 7.15 Countryfile 8.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.20pm Rugby Union: Autumn International Highlights – England v Australia 1.20 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 5.30 Glorious Gardens From Above

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6.00am The Aquabats! Super Show! 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat & Stan 6.40 Dino Dan: Trek’s Adventures (x2) 7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.25 Sooty 7.35 Mr Bean 7.50 Ultimate SpiderMan 8.15 Horrid Henry 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00 The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor (1969) 1.20pm The Unforgettable Pat Phoenix 1.55 All Star Family Fortunes 2.55 The X Factor 4.40 Midsomer Murders 6.30 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Keep It In The Family Bradley Walsh hosts the show in which two families go head-to-head in a series of games to win all sorts of prizes. This week, six former stars from I’m a Celebrity face being dropped through a trapdoor as the families decide whether to swap a prize, drop it or keep it in the family. 8.00 The X Factor Results Dermot O’Leary hosts as the singing competition’s next elimination is announced. The tension will become almost unbearable for the remaining acts as they learn their fate. 9.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present the jungle survival challenge. They have spent two weeks in the toughest camp around, but which of the celebrities has it in them to be crowned King or Queen of the Jungle? 10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 The Cube Phillip Schofield presents the tense game show. 11.20 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present highlights from round nine of the Aviva Premiership. 12.10am The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am NFL: The American Football Show 7.15 How I Met Your Mother 7.40 How I Met Your Mother 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Jamie’s Comfort Food 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.35 The Big Bang Theory 2.05 The Big Bang Theory 2.35 The Simpsons 3.05 The Simpsons 3.35 FILM: Inkheart (2008) 5.45 FILM: Ice Age: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs (2009) 7.30 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Great Wall Of China: The Hidden Story Documentary. The Great Wall of China is one of mankind’s great creations, and far more than just millions of bricks and tonnes of mortar. It has guarded its secrets for over 2800 years: no one knows how long it really is, how it was built or why it evolved. With access to the first nationwide survey and state-of-the-art drones mapping the vast edifice, this documentary offers new evidence that reveals its extraordinary magnitude, rewrites its millennia-long history and decodes its complex signals system. 9.00 Homeland Drama. Carrie organises a last-ditch operation. Lockhart and Martha stall the ISI. 10.00 Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Stand-up from comedian Jimmy Carr packed with one-liners, stories and jokes - some clever, some rude and a few totally unacceptable. 11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Alan Carr hosts his own light-hearted chat show. His guests are Russell Brand, who talks about his latest book Revolution, and French DJ superstar David Guetta, who talks about his new single release. Music is from Kiesza. 12.05am Confessions Of A Doctor 1.05 According To Jim 1.25 American Football Live 4.45 Snowman Triathlon 5.10 Win It Cook It 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Pip Ahoy! 8.00 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Zack And Quack 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.05 Jelly Jamm 9.20 LazyTown 9.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.25 Access 10.30 Police Interceptors 11.25 Police Interceptors 12.25pm Police Interceptors 1.30 FILM: Noel (2004) 3.20 FILM: Matchmaker Santa (2012) 5.00 FILM: Annie Claus Is Coming To Town (2011) 6.45 5 News Weekend 6.50 FILM: Planet Of The Apes (2001) Starring Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, David Warner, Kris Kristofferson. Big-budget remake of the 1968 sci-fi classic following the adventures of a daring astronaut who crash-lands on a planet dominated by intelligent, talking apes. 9.00 FILM: The Expendables 2 (2012) Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme. US action thriller sequel. The team of mercenaries are reunited for what should be an easy job retrieving a mysterious object from the wreckage of a plane crash in Russia. When one of their men gets killed, however, their collective thirst for revenge puts them in danger. 11.05 FILM: Universal Soldier (1992) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross, Jerry Orbach. Futuristic military adventure about two brawny American soldiers in Vietnam who kill each other in a dispute and are reconstructed and programmed by the US government to become invincible fighting machines. 1.05am SuperCasino 3.05 The Gadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.20 Make It Big 4.45 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 2.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains (x2) 4.00 Futurama 4.30 The Simpsons (x4) 6.30 Futurama 7.00 The Flash 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Trollied 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Road Wars 11.30 The Cafe 12.30am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.20 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 10.00 Family Guy 10.25 Family Guy 10.45 American Dad! 11.10 American Dad! 11.30 Some Girls 12.00am Life Is Toff 12.30 Comedy Fest Live 1.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.00 The Revolution Will Be Televised (x3) 3.30 Life Is Toff

7.00pm The Great War 7.40 Britain’s Wild Places (x2) 8.00 The Day Of The Triffids (x2) See highlights. 9.00 Blondie: One Way Or Another 10.10 FILM: Cash (2007) 11.50 Pink Floyd: Wish You Were Here 12.50am Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp 1.50 Great Guitar Riffs at The BBC

2.40pm FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 4.50 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 5.50 FILM: She’s The Man (2006) 8.00 Scorpion 9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.05 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.05 Educating Joey Essex: Space Cadet 12.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 Wycliffe 7.25 FILM: On The Buses (1971) 9.15 Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 A Touch Of Frost 1.35pm Columbo: Negative Reaction 3.40 FILM: The Nun’s Story (1959) 6.45 Inspector Morse 9.00 Lewis 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am FILM: The Elephant Man (1980) 2.20 Judge Judy (x2)

12.30pm Made In Chelsea 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 FILM: Chalet Girl (2011) 3.55 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 4.00 Melissa & Joey (x2) 5.00 Melissa & Joey 5.30 Brooklyn NineNine (x2) 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x6) 9.30 The Inbetweeners (x4) 11.45 The Inbetweeners Go Global 12.50am Drifters

12.05pm Homes By The Sea 1.05 Car S.O.S 2.05 Gadget Man 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 4.55 Four In A Bed 5.25 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 Britain’s Killer Storms 10.35 Britain’s Most Extreme Weather 11.40 Father Ted (x2) 12.45am Embarrassing Fat Bodies 1.55 Britain’s Killer Storms

11.00am Broken Lance (1954) 1.00pm Bride And Prejudice (2004) 3.15 Ramona And Beezus (2010) 5.20 Scrooged (1988) 7.15 Airplane! (1980) 9.00 The Cold Light Of Day (2012) 10.55 Premonition (2007) 12.50am A Story Of Children And Film (2013) 3.05 Close

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MONDAY 1 Cook It! Latest TV, 9pm Ever gone to a restaurant and wondered how they make those delicious tastes? Ever gone round to your mates’ and marvelled at someone cooking things from scratch? Andrew Kay is on hand to explain these mysterious culinary ways and allow you to simply Cook It! Good food to fill your tummy.

Posh People: Inside Tatler BBC2, 9pm Channel 4 has Made In Chelsea, now the Beeb has come late to the party of observing people from the plummy set but put its own spin on things. Focusing on going behind the scenes at the world’s oldest magazine – Tatler – this posh set have Tatler’s Bystander Teen Ball to prep. Coming out, anybody?

Some Girls BBC3, 10pm Those gobby young ladies are up to their usual high jinks again. It’s the last term of sixth form, so really what they ought to do is knuckle down and get on with some serious work. Nah!!! They’re going to chase boys, pine for a music festival, and Amber’s decided she wants a baby – even though she hasn’t got a boyfriend.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 You Make It, We Show It! 9.00 Latest Homes Live 11.00 At The Amex 12.00pm Latest Homes Live 2.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 3.00 What The Waffle 3.30 Cook It! 4.00 The Newspapers 4.30 The Vote 5.00 Noise Reel Extra

6.00 News The latest local news plus national updates. 6.20 Sport News 6.25 Weather 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Mike Mendoza presents his entertainment show. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights 7.30 News 7.50 Sport News 7.55 Weather 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Growing Concerns 9.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay’s weekly ‘how to’ cookery programme. Sourcing local, good value, seasonal produce and with guest chefs. 9.30 International Chef Exchange 10.30 News 10.50 Sport News 10.55 Weather 11.00 Bored Gamers 12.00am News 12.20 Sport News 12.25 Weather 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best of Brighton Lights 1.30 News 1.50 Sport News 1.55 Weather 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Growing Concerns 3.00 Cook It! 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 News 4.50 Sport News 4.55 Weather 5.00 Cate Ferris: Live At The Latest

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Could I Get Ebola? Dr Chris Van Tulleken is one of the doctors trained by the Royal Free Hospital in Ebola management. Chris reveals the ten essential things we need to know about Ebola. 8.00 EastEnders Curiosity gets the better of Ian when he decides to look through Lucy’s mobile phone. 8.30 Miranda Penny is threatening to cancel Miranda’s Christmas if she does not sort her life out. 9.00 Wild Weather With Richard Hammond Richard investigates how wind actually starts. He joins up with an American meteorologist called Reed Timmer and a bizarre vehicle known as The Dominator III. Their aim is to fire a probe into a tornado to measure its speed where it is at its fastest - right next to the ground. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Have I Got A Bit More News For You Extended version of the satirical news quiz with Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, host Alexander Armstrong and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer. 11.20 Citizen Khan Sitcom. 11.50 The Graham Norton Show Chat show. 12.35am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.40 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents backstage gossip. 7.00 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes Michelin-starred chef Tom Kerridge shows how to cook the best ever versions of the food everyone loves to eat. 7.30 Children’s Hospital: The Chaplains Documentary series. 8.00 University Challenge Two more student teams fight it out to get through to the quarter-final stage of the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 9.00 Posh People: Inside Tatler See highlights. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Anarchic pop quiz. Host Rhod Gilbert and regular team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Grace Chatto, Rob Beckett, Charli XCX and Phil Daniels. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Snooker: UK Championship 2014 Highlights Jason Mohammad introduces highlights. 12.10am Snooker: UK Championship Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: The Apprentice 4.00 Around The World In 80 Faiths 5.00 Operation Cloud Lab: Secrets Of The Skies – Learning Zone 5.30 William Whiskerson

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Will Charity make a sacrifice for Debbie? Kirin’s antics lead to danger. 7.30 Coronation Street Are the walls closing in on Tracy? Leanne gives Alya advice. 8.00 Countrywise Paul Heiney, Ben Fogle and Liz Bonnin present the series about rural life. In this edition, Ben is on Dartmoor with his dog Maggie, trying some wild swimming. Paul visits a family living and working on Britain’s most southerly farm on Cornwall’s Lizard peninsula. Liz is in Scotland, where the number of red squirrels is increasing. 8.30 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Ant and Dec present the jungle survival challenge. As a life of luxury awaits outside the jungle, are the celebrities missing out on their home comforts or adapting to camp life? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Agenda ITV News political editor Tom Bradby is joined by big names from government, news and entertainment to take a fresh look at the week ahead. 11.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Star-studded chat show. 12.20am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.25 Phillip’s Live 24 Hour TV Marathon For Text Santa

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Fake Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Claimed And Shamed 11.30 Channel Patrol 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 3.10 Escape To The Country 3.55 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 4.25 Flog It! 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Channel Patrol 7.50 Claimed And Shamed 8.20 Holiday Of My Lifetime With Len Goodman 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Tom Kerridge’s Best Ever Dishes 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 2014

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6.20am The King Of Queens 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Daily Brunch 11.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.30 Come Dine With Me 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 12.35 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Come Dine With Me 1.40 Come Dine With Me 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Fifteen To One 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Rick forces Jason to fight with his injured hand - who will be victorious in the battle? 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 The Turner Prize 2014 8.00 British Property Boom: Dispatches Dispatches investigates the impact of rising house prices on buyers and sellers, following firsttime buyers and foreign investors. 9.00 Skint Observational documentary series. Grimsby was the largest fishing port in the world in the 1950s, but the town is now facing the almost complete loss of the industry. Parts of the East Marsh, where many of the fishermen lived, are now among the most deprived areas in the country. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Topical comedy panel show. 10.50 Toast Of London Sitcom. Toast lands a major role in a big budget movie. 11.20 The IT Crowd Sitcom. Moss goes to extraordinary lengths to help Jen escape the unwanted attention of potential suitor Bill Crouse. 11.50 Random Acts 11.55 NFL: The American Football Show Vernon Kay presents highlights from the best games of Week 13. 12.55am FILM: Laurence Anyways (2012) 3.45 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 4.40 Location, Location, Location 5.35 Countdown

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Milkshake! Bop Box 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Conned, Fleeced And Left For Broke 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: The National Tree (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Summer Bay has a reason to celebrate again as John and Marilyn’s wedding goes off without a hitch. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Actionpacked consumer show showcasing the latest technology. 8.00 Nevada Triangle: The Missing Evidence Documentary. This programme looks at the strange circumstances behind the high number of unexplained air crashes in one of the most beautiful places in America, the Sierra Nevada. 9.00 Gotham Action-packed drama series based on DC Comics characters featuring the adventures of a young Bruce Wayne and rookie detective James Gordon in corrupt, pre-Batman Gotham City. Gordon and Bullock investigate a deadly fight club where the winners are awarded a prize job. Meanwhile, Bruce returns to school but learns a difficult lesson when he tries to make friends. 10.00 Most Shocking TV Moments Compilation show counting down some of television’s most shocking moments from Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s sofa to the drunken chat show antics of Oliver Reed. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Miracle Babies 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA 4.00 Sun, Sea And A&E 4.30 The Drop Special 4.45 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Trollied 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 Arrow 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am Brit Cops

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride (x3) 10.00 Some Girls. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x2) 11.45 American Dad! (x2) 12.30am Some Girls 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride: Christmas On Ice 1.55 The Revolution Will Be Televised (x3) 3.25 Some Girls

7.00pm News 7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 8.00 Lost Cities Of The Ancients 9.00 Dancing Cheek To Cheek: An Intimate History Of Dance 10.00 Nuts In May 11.20 Legends: Petula Clark 12.20am Imagine... Dame Shirley Bassey 1.20 Puppy Love 1.50 California Comes To The Whistle Test

1.50pm Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! 7.05 You’ve Been Framed At Christmas 8.10 FILM: The Scorpion King (2002) 10.00 I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.50 Plebs 12.20am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.15 Dads

6.25am Heartbeat 7.30 French Fields 8.00 George And Mildred 8.30 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 9.40 Judge Judy (x3) 11.00 Phillip’s Live 24 Hour TV Marathon For Text Santa 12.00pm Phillip’s Live 24 Hour TV Marathon For Text Santa 12.00am Phillip’s Live 24 Hour TV Marathon For Text Santa

3.00pm My Fair Wedding 4.00 Melissa And Joey 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa And Joey 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Made In Chelsea 10.00 Rude Tube 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am How I Met Your Mother

11.05am FILM: The Four Feathers (1939) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place In The Sun (x2) 5.45 Four In A Bed 6.50 Location, Location, Location Australia 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Car S.O.S 10.00 The World’s Most Extreme 11.00 The Perfect Penis 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Gunfight At The OK Corral (1957) 1.25pm The King And I (1956) 4.05 Hellfighters (1968) 6.40 Rat Race (2001) 9.00 End Of Watch (2012) 11.10 Rising Sun (1993) 1.45am Win Win (2011) 3.55 Close