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’m not usually one for New Year’s resolutions, but I’ve been privy to many in these first few days of 2015 and I’ve noticed a pattern forming – less of this, none of that ... in short, abstinence. Now I don’t know about you, but I never much enjoyed homework. And setting myself the task of avoiding many of my favourite things sounds about as much fun as a 3,000 word essay due by 5pm the next school day: I just don’t want to do it. But of course, I don’t want to be unhealthy, either. So how about a resolution of indulgence, rather than a resolution of abstinence ... but indulgence of a healthy variety? I vow to indulge in as much colourful fruit and veg as possible (did your mum ever tell you to ‘eat a rainbow’, too? Just me then?!), as much physical activity as possible, and as much social fun as I can squeeze into my week.

Hopefully, this healthy indulgence will off-set various hedonistic pursuits that I’m wholly unwilling to give up (leftover mince pies? Don’t mind if I do). And I should be able to stick to it, too. Whether abstinence or indulgence works best for you, we’ve plenty of ideas and suggestions for how to begin the new year with positivity in both body and mind – check out our Wave World health and wellbeing feature, starting on page 13. We’ve also been out and about sampling Brighton’s best remedies for beating the January blues – catch up on our events listings, commentary and reviews from page 16. Let’s chuck ourselves in whole-heartedly; 2015 has a lot to offer. Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

> 6 – 12 JANUARY 2015 04 Bare Cheek Brian and Joseph offer their predictions for the year ahead 05 Latest People Visit from a hairdressing icon and White Ribbon Day at Sussex Downs College 06 Latest News Headlines with Frank le Duc and Tim Ridgway 09 Brighton Lights Richard Shayler wants a powerful start to 2015 11 Kay Town New Year diet? Drink less? Not likely ... 12 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 13 Wave World Your monthly health, beauty and wellbeing feature 16 My Accomplice Latest 7 reviews the new Brighton film by writer/director Charlie Weaver Rolfe 17 Reviews What’s happening, and what we think of it!

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Wellington up the road do all the trade during the bicentenary celebrations. House prices go up four grand. JULY All the people living in the containers on New England Road are accidentally shipped to Japan. Work begins again on the wonderful, marvellous i360 tower, but is halted when it is discovered that, once again, they have the wrong blueprints (this time for a large statue of a seabird from the biological family diomedeidae). AUGUST Brighton Pride is largely incident free, as always. House prices go up by another six grand. The binmen go on strike for three weeks and noone notices. Bus fares go up 50p.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, 2014 was a bit of a rum year, wasn't it? But will 2015 prove any better? We gaze into our enormous, pulsating crystal balls to find out. JANUARY The media and shopping industries conspire to create a new day (called ‘Green Wednesday’ or something) in which everyone spends the money they saved by shopping in the sales before Christmas. The entire country goes bankrupt and the internet breaks down. Bus fares and house prices both go up 20%. FEBRUARY After thousands of complaints about the 18 bus service, it is replaced with the brand spanking new 19 bus service, which is almost exactly the same but slightly worse. MARCH Work begins on the fabulous, hugelypopular i360 tower, but is halted when it becomes apparent that the wrong blueprints have been sent, and that they are in fact constructing an enormous pachyderm, white in colour. House prices go up two grand.

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APRIL A cosy greasy spoon off Western Road somewhere, with décor that has remained unchanged since the early '80s, and a menu of cheap fried food that is enjoyed by a clientèle of painters and decorators, taxi drivers, OAPs and students, is closed down and replaced by a howlingly trendy eatery that only serves boiled eggs (at £5.50 a pop) or something similarly and hilariously ironic, run by a tattooed, bearded hipster named after a character from Blake's 7. MAY Nine pubs close down, three of which were only opened a month previously. The festival involves the staging of many, hugely-expensive multimedia shows from overseas, all of which are favourably reviewed by the broadsheets and is counted a huge success. It is then discovered that only three actual members of the public actually went to any of these shows, but this is regarded as an unimportant detail.

SEPTEMBER Work starts on the Brighton Open Air Theatre, but, somewhat inauspiciously, is held off by adverse weather conditions including, but not limited to, hail, sleet, freezing fog, hurricanes, typhoons and blizzards. OCTOBER Due to a typo, the Paramount Comedy Festival is headlined by Jimmy Carter. Overnight, the playground at St. Anne's Well Gardens disappears into a sink hole. Nearby playgrounds at Dyke Road Park, St. Nicholas Church and West Pier each agree to take fifty refugees, but Hove Park declines, claiming it is already stretched to capacity. NOVEMBER Following last year's Alex Salmond

JUNE The manager of the pub off St. James’ Street that used to be called The Battle of Waterloo bitterly regrets the decision to rename it, as he sees the Duke of

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controversy, Lewes Bonfire Society attempt to select an utterly uncontentious person to burn in effigy this year. Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, the person chosen is Allah, and a fatwa is issued against the entire town. DECEMBER A compromise is finally struck to preserve the Frank-Matcham-designed interior of the Hippodrome as it is turned back into a Bingo Hall. Work begins, once more, on the i360 tower, but yet again it is abandoned when they discover that this time the blueprints are for a carved round stone, with a hole in the middle, commonly used for grinding grain. Brighton Council try to avoid offending religious sensibilities by sending greetings cards wishing ‘Jo Saturnalia!’ Bus fares go up 20p.

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PEOPLE COLLEGE WELCOMES HAIRDRESSING ICON The master class took place in the Kings Restaurant at Sussex Downs College, Eastbourne. Hairdressing students, apprentices and local stylists flocked to see Beverly C, Goldwell Creative Brand Ambassador, transform four models live on stage. Back-combing and hairspray were in abundance as Beverly talked through her style creations to a rapt audience. Beverly, a two-time winner of the British Hairdresser of the Year award, took the models’ manes from average to inspired. The evening was a joint venture between Sussex Downs College and Goldwell, returning to the College after a two-year hiatus. Prior to the presentation, Beverly C spoke to hairdressing students at the College about her career history, inspiring a new generation of stylists. Guests included the team from Fringe Hair Design & Beauty Salon in Little Common. Senior stylist and deputy manager Rebecca Spiers comments: “It was a brilliant evening. My favourite style was the short haircut; it’s the type of style I’d love to recreate. Beverly described how she achieved the cut and colour for the model. I really enjoyed it and I’m inspired to try out the looks.” Hospitality students provided the catering on the evening and flowers were provided by floristry students. On the night, a raffle was held in aid of local charity St. Wilfrid’s Hospice.

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Hairdressing icon Beverly C Goldwell; White Ribbon Day at Sussex Downs College WHITE RIBBON DAY AT SUSSEX DOWNS COLLEGE Sussex Police visited Sussex Downs College on Tuesday 25 November to promote the White Ribbon Campaign on White Ribbon Day. The initiative works to put an end to male violence against women. College staff and students signed a pledge to never excuse, or ignore, domestic violence. The aim is to get enough signatures to give Eastbourne White Ribbon status and extend the campaign into other towns and cities, including Brighton. www.whiteribboncampaign.co.uk.

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or those given to making predictions or placing a bet, 2015 offers opportunities galore locally and nationally. Not only is a general election scheduled for Thursday 7 May but voters will choose the 54 members of Brighton and Hove City Council on the same date. They may also be asked to vote on whether to accept a 5.9 per cent council tax rise at the same time. The indications are that the Conservatives may abstain at the annual budget meeting at the end of February, allowing the Greens to outvote Labour. This would lead to a referendum. The Tories would prefer a council tax freeze but were frustrated last year so may change tack. The ruling Greens say a 5.9 per cent rise is reasonable and necessary. Labour disagrees and wants a 1.9 per cent rise in council tax – just below the threshold for a referendum. Labour held sway last year despite being the smallest of the three parties. One thing looks likely: the turnout for the council elections should comfortably beat the 41 per cent figure in 2011. Turnout is traditionally higher when the local poll coincides with a general election. In 2010 the turnout in Brighton Kemptown was 64 per cent, in Hove 69 per cent and in Brighton Pavilion 70 per cent. The national average was about 65 per

cent – better than recent elections but below the historic average of more than 70 per cent. Turnout could be hampered this time – and the outcome affected – by the introduction of individual voter registration. Forms used to be left for the ‘head of the household’ to fill in. Efforts are being made by the council and others to ensure as many people as possible – young people in particular – make it on to the electoral register by May. There is a belief that students are most likely to vote Green or Labour. So the contest between Britain’s first Green MP Caroline Lucas and her Labour challenger for Brighton Pavilion, Purna Sen, should be close. The Conservative candidate Clarence Mitchell, a former BBC royal editor, may look like the outsider but he’s beavering away and shouldn’t be written off. In Brighton Kemptown the contest is seen as a straight fight between the Conservative MP Simon Kirby and Labour’s Nancy Platts who was pipped by Caroline Lucas in Brighton Pavilion in 2010. Davy Jones is the Green Party’s personable and energetic candidate. He may dilute the Labour vote. Another threat comes from Ian Buchanan, a courteous oldfashioned former Tory, who is

running for UKIP. At first glance he could weaken Mr Kirby’s vote at the Peacehaven end of the constituency. But some suspect he could also pick up votes in Whitehawk and Moulsecoomb which might otherwise have gone to Labour. In Hove the sitting MP Mike Weatherley is standing down. The town’s former police chief Graham Cox is giving up his place on the council to try to hold the seat in the House of Commons. He faces a strong challenge from the young and energetic Labour candidate Peter Kyle. Both are formidable campaigners. As for the council, it is hard to see any party emerging with a majority next May. The Liberal Democrats are focusing on a couple of wards, hoping for a return. And UKIP has a momentum with the potential to cause an upset, even if it is only

former Labour councillor Leigh Farrow holding his Moulsecoomb and Bevendean seat. Anyone hoping for a Green wipeout will almost certainly be disappointed. Labour has been accused of assuming that it can stay quiet and emerge triumphant. This is not the case. Both Labour and the Tories have already begun campaigning in earnest. Newcomers to the electoral fray, like Lee Wares for the Conservatives in Patcham, will enliven the process. Who will come out on top? It’s anyone’s bet. But be grateful to those willing to put themselves forward for the campaign slog – and for most, the disappointment of defeat. Without them, we wouldn’t have a democracy, no matter how imperfect it may sometimes be. Here’s wishing all the candidates and voters a happy new year!

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This week’s headlines from across the city PARKING PREMIUM Parking has been at a premium in Brighton and Hove for years. And now it’s been revealed that Brighton and Hove City Council netted a whopping £18 million in parking profits last year. Just days later and the city was named as one of the least car dependant in the UK. So are the two linked? Do we really need to fine the motorist to get them off the road? Check out our report at www.thelatest.tv.

HOME OUR HENS In October we launched a campaign to Home Our Hens. That was after Hove animal rights campaigner Sue Baumgardt revealed she was hoping to save more than 5,000 hens from the slaughter house. The good news is ... it was a resounding success, with more than 5,500 animals now enjoying life elsewhere. Thanks to all who supported us in this campaign.

SHUTTING UP SHOP One of Brighton’s landmark shops has closed after 30 years. Rick Irvine opened Rin-Tin-Tin in North Road as an outlet for his interest in quirky collectables. But after three decades in the trade, Rick has decided to shut up shop for good – blaming changes in people's shopping habits and his age for the decision. The high street has certainly lost one of its characters.

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DRINK TO THAT Now, many of you will have had enough of the dreaded ‘d’ word after all the festive celebration. But for those of you still game for a tipple, there's good news – as Brighton has now got its own gin. The spirit has been concocted by a host of city residents, all with plenty of experience of drink. And the feedback so far is that it is a runaway success. FUTURE’S BRIGHT For more than a century it has been a focal point in the community. But decades of history was nearly assigned to the scrap heap as a Brighton church was on the verge of closing. However, a community rallied and St Mary’s in Kemptown is now thriving. Attention has now switched to funding bids to regenerate the church, with hopes high that its bid will be successful in the coming months.

LIFE’S A BEACH The Shoreham Beach boardwalk has had far from an easy existence. It opened in 2011 despite a legal dispute meaning there was a 50 metre gap in the centre. But the hole was filled – and now the recycled walkway is being extended in a £120,000 scheme. With work expected to start soon, it will mean thousands more people will get to enjoy this little corner of tranquillity. NEW YEAR’S HONOURS The brightest and best of Sussex residents have been singled out in the Queen's New Year Honours list.

Among the recipients were former Sussex Stationers boss Michael Chowen, for his charitable work in the city and beyond. Also honoured was Glynn Jones, the former chief executive of Brighton and Hove CIty Council, who was awarded an OBE for services to the community. And Virginia Barnacle was made a BEM for her services to Brighton Sailing Club and the wider community.

TO THE RESCUE Thoughts go out to the volunteers at East Sussex Wildlife Rescue and Ambulance Service, who were kept on their toes over the festive period. Among the call outs included treating an injured fox in Eastbourne at 2am on Christmas Day. Bats, voles and hedgehogs were also the focus of attention by the teams over the busy period. Founder Trevor Weekes said: “This year has not been busier, but the types of calls have been more severe and time consuming than normal.” He urged people to support by calling 01825 873003 or visiting www.wildlifeambulance.org. FUNDING BOOST Good news for The Martlets, in Wayfield Avenue, Hove. They have been awarded £53,813 by the Cabinet Office to help provide compassionate support to patients and their families. The funding will go towards the Martlets Home Visitors Service which helps people through the process of leaving a hospice to return home – often a time of worry and distress. GET INVOLVED And finally, a big thanks to all of you who have supported Latest TV and the wider Latest family in 2014. Remember, if you have a story that you want covered on your local TV channel then get in touch. Email news@thelatest.tv or call the Latest office on 01273 818150 ... and ask for yours truly.

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STAND UP, STAND OUT Richard Shayler is championing bravery, and a powerful start to 2015 015 is here! It’s only seventy-five years before it’s the year 3000. We’ll all live underwater by then and our great great great grand-daughters are all going to be pretty fine. Well according to Busted they will be … What’s going to happen this year, though? Hopefully all the war and hardship occurring in the Middle East will finally end. Russia will stop behaving like their weather system – cold and hard. North Korea will champion a democratically elected government. Palestine and Israel will both wake up one day and forgive and forget. The entire world will work together to save our incredibly fragile climate, atmosphere and ecosystems. Americans will stop voting republican. China will finally let their people have a voice. And we’ll all spend a lot more time with our friends and families. Too much emphasis has been put on status, money and power. Too many people have become blinded by greed and narcissism. 2015 should be the year of the selfless, not the selfish. The year of the kind and not the killed. The time for change has been and gone. It’s now time for an international solidarity; we should all think of ourselves as members of the world. We should respect and enjoy any other member of our species’ company. Respect them, as we would like to be respected. Be tolerant to their beliefs and hopes, accepting of their fears, accommodating of their dreams. This is the year of the goat. Goats like to be in groups and are honest and intimate. I believe we should all look to the goat and start employing a lot more honesty in our lives, with our friends, families

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and loved ones. Open yourselves up to one another and see what happens. I feel a lot of the love has vanished – love replaced by fear, scared to help because you don’t know the agenda of others. Are they really in need or is it just a scam? Why should I help him, he’d never do the same for me? I hear these things a lot and it saddens me deeply. It upsets me because I know that these people will pass on this fear to their children, and they will do the same for theirs. We need a generation that embraces this fear and overcomes it. A brave and headstrong group who know their right from wrong. A generation who stand up for themselves and protest at what they don’t believe in. Against tuition fees perhaps and undemocratic governments … Oh hang on, maybe this is the generation we’ve been desperately waiting for? Let’s hope so! Brighton Lights is a show worked on by a team of people without fear or angst. Every week we all work together to ensure the best program comes out at the end. We’ve got an amazing year planned championing local bands, amazing characters around Brighton, and of course air guitar … you’ll have to watch for this all to make sense, Wednesday to Saturday at 7pm, on Freeview Channel 8, Virgin Media Channel 159 and live online @ www.thelatest.tv. Give us a chance, don’t be scared ...

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f I had a pound for every time someone in the office has suggested that we run a January feature called “New Year, New You”, I would be able to pay for the sort of radical cosmetic surgery that would make it possible for me to start a new and anonymous life. In the world of magazines, the cliche is wheeled out with alarming regularity in the hope that we will inspire people to take a fresh look at fitness, and businesses to promote fitness too. I have never ever set foot in a gym and I know that some of you will be sniggering now, as that is completely obvious from the ramshackle state that my body is in. Oh I know I should take it seriously, I know that I should exercise and perhaps diet and

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With my 59th birthday on the horizon, am I really likely to change? drink less and … but am I likely to? I suspect not. I’m not particularly happy with the wreck of a carcass that I inhabit but I am less happy about spending money on gym clothes, gym membership, and having done that parading my decrepit body around a sweaty emporium filled with the buff and the beautiful. Perhaps they are missing a trick, maybe days where only the chubby and crumbly can go – forget Zumba, why not try Crumba! So do I have any plans for the New Year? Well I have some, but if my track record for keeping resolutions is anything to go by they will be short lived. I could plan to go out less – but that isn’t going to happen is it? I mean, what would I write about here? “Tuesday, stayed home and watched Holby City, made dinner, craved biscuits, went to bed in the hope that the craving would abate, got up at two and made toast with jam to soothe sugar crisis ...” It’s just so dull. So no, In 2015 I will be going out!

I should exercise and perhaps diet and drink less and … but am I likely to? I suspect not I could make a commitment to being tidier. I’m not a tidy person, I live in stylish chaos and I love it . I did a bit of serious tidying up a f ew months back and unleashed a tsunami of nostalgia, uncovering boxes of stuff that I could not part with but could not see a reason to keep either. It made me very uneasy, so much so that I simply put a lid on most of it and stored it back from whence it came. So tidy I will not be in 2015. Perhaps I should join some kind of organisation. My best

friend Ms C is urging me to join a choir. Yes, I love to sing, and as well as a fairly serious karaoke habit I also sang and wrote the lyrics for the opening music for my TV show Cook It! – have a listen next time on Channel 8, that’s me shaking those pots and pans over the opening credits. The truth about being in a choir is that it requires two things; a good voice (and in my book the ability to read music) and commitment. I would love to be able to offer that kind of reliable commitment but I simply cannot, too much happens in my life on an ad-hoc basis that I cannot avoid. I would be a terrible choir member, missing rehearsals and probably performances too, as my life takes me far and wide and often at very short notice. So a chorister I will not be. (I’m rather sad about this as I do like a good sing, but for now it will be Lucky Voice and the shower). So New Year, same old me – or will it be? Watch this space, maybe there will be a few changes. I’m not promising anything, just wait and see. In the mean time, happy New Year.

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HOTLIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

INDIAN CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy gheebased sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEEN The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

ITALIAN DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444

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ot only are we more susceptible to germs during the cold winter months, but in January we also have to give our poor bodies a helping hand in struggling to recover from the (possibly very over-indulgent!) Christmas season. As winter envelops, most of us give in to the temptation of comfort eating. When we over-indulge in foods high in carbohydrates, fats or sugars, a few things happen in the digestion process that can leave us feeling lethargic and drowsy. When you eat, your brain signals to your body to slow down and digest the incoming food – the more you put in the harder your digestive system has to work, and the less energy you will have. Effortlessly drifting off to sleep, waking up with the birds and charging through every day full of enthusiasm may seem a thing of the past. But it’s still achievable – if you come across one of these enviable people who achieve this routine on a daily basis, they almost certainly have their diets nailed. What and when you eat can have a significant effect on your energy levels. And you can feel perkier by improving your eating habits with healthy food choices that you can incorporate into your everyday life. If you have to drag yourself through the day, it’s easy to think popping a supplement or chugging an energy drink can help recharge your batteries. But stop right there! All-day energy doesn’t come packed inside a pill or a concoction within a can ... it comes from real food, ready made and packed with nature’s secret stash of natural revitalizers. Start small – take a fresh packed lunch to work, cook a healthy meal with friends or simply make time for a bowl of porridge or wholegrain toast before work, where you didn’t before. And the good news is, there’s no need to ditch the treats altogether, just eat them in moderation! Words: Molly Taylor-Jones

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DEAR JACQUIE Your queries about natural health answered by Jacquie Lane for the College of Naturopathic Medicine How can I combat the after-effects of Christmas indulgence, naturally? Since Christmas is the season to relax and enjoy time with family and friends, it’s not surprising that most of us relax our dietary habits and over indulge. However, what we eat and drink over Christmas usually contains a lot of sweet, rich and fatty foods and although they entertain our taste buds regally, they overload our digestive system far beyond its normal capacity. Start your day with a glass of hot water with lemon juice to help cleanse and stimulate the liver. A milk thistle supplement may help to strengthen and detoxify the liver, as well as rejuvenate liver cells. Ginger tea may help with headache and nausea. Drink at least two litres of water a day to flush toxins through your body, and replace tea and coffee with dandelion tea/coffee which is

caffeine free and strengthens liver function while aiding digestion. Kick-start your metabolism first thing with proteins and complex carbohydrates, e.g. poached eggs on wholemeal toast, porridge with crushed seeds and nuts and smoothies made with yoghurt and fruit. The combination of protein and complex carbs stabilises blood sugar levels, giving

HEALTH& BEAUTY sustained energy levels for longer. Get your heart pumping with 45 minutes of aerobic exercise every day – varying your schedule as much as possible. Eat plenty of essential vitamins and nutrients to eliminate antioxidants which put too much stress on your liver. Fill up on fruit and vegetables including kiwi fruit, broccoli and red peppers, as well as nuts and oily fish. Be kind to your kidneys and drink cranberry juice to help get rid of toxins. Also eat foods rich in vitamin B6 such as fish, avocados and bananas, and vitamin C such as citrus fruits, sweet potatoes and broccoli. Vitamin A helps to maintain the health of the skin, and can be found in carrots, sweet potatoes and eggs. Finally, cut alcohol out of your diet for a month while you detox, or at least reduce your intake; avoid sugar and salt where possible and give up caffeine, which is dehydrating and puts strain on your adrenal glands. See your health professional for personal advice. Attend a FREE Open Evening at CNM Brighton to find out about training with CNM for a career as a Nutritional Therapist. Visit www.naturopathy-uk.com

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NEW YEAR, NEW YOU The secret to rapid fat loss and how to keep it off, with Kettlebells Bootcamp If you’re reading this, you’re probably suffering from the overindulgence of Christmas and New Year. Now its time to think about how to start the year on a positive note! “The key is education and group support”, says Christian Vila, founder of the ‘New Year New You’ bootcamp; “most people don’t know where they’re going wrong with their diets, lifestyles and training.” Christian has put together a 28day fat loss programme, which guarantees positive changes to your body shape that you can keep, by using an easy to follow detox eating plan alongside the latest training tools, including Kettlebells, bodyweight exercises and fun group exercises. The secret? Simply put: “You are what you eat,” says Christian. “We need to avoid processed foods and replace them with fresh wholefoods which the body recognises. Did you know that wheat behaves like a poison in the

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body, leading to fat gain?” Wheat, as well as other toxins, is avoided over the 28 days of the programme, leaving you feeling great with lower body fat! Taxi driver Richard from Hove says of the programme: “Thanks to the New Year Bootcamp I was able to lose 8kg (17lbs) and keep it off!” If you are feeling low on energy, are frequently ill or have ailments, this bootcamp will help you. The ‘New Year New You’ bootcamp, which commences on Saturday 17 January, is enrolling now with limited spaces at £95. To enrol, or to ask any questions, visit www.kettlebellsbootcamp.co.uk or call Christian on 07876 558850.

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MY ACCOMPLICE Latest 7 reviews a new Brighton film, My Accomplice, by writer/director Charlie Weaver Rolfe and producer Martyn Holmes, and finds messages of true love delivered with laughs, a stunning Brighton backdrop and a great soundtrack

was expecting a nice film about a couple falling in love in Brighton, expecting to see familiar places with a quirky soundtrack. I’d read up and knew this was a low budget movie set in Brighton, written and directed by Charlie Weaver Rolfe, his first feature film and produced by Martyn Holmes. The film cost under £100K to make, and much of it was gifted by the goodwill of the actors and crew, who hopefully if this film is a huge hit, as it deserves to be, will be repaid in full. The experience of going to see the film was very pleasant. Winning tickets to the film by sending tweets about love was sweet, and entering the Duke of York's auditorium amidst a packed crowd was promising. Charlie and Martyn introduced the film by making us laugh and making us all put up our hands and feel positive about living in Brighton (see pic). They have explained that it was a John Said production because John Fitzmaurice, who is in the film, had told Charlie: “The way to proceed, is just to proceed. If you want to do something, you just do something – right? That’s it. That’s life.” I was truly bowled over by the actual film. Just the right length, just the

women and elective mutes”, and this is only the half of it. The woman with the striking red hair just sitting in the Battle of Trafalgar beer garden is memorable, simply because she is there. But mostly there are universal questions about love. How do you tell someone you more-than-like them? How do you know if they love you too? Should you tell them? Or should you keep cool? How about if thoughts of them fill your mind, and spill over into both creative and self-destructive ways? Should you still keep cool, or should you let them in? The pro-active determination of Dimitrina cycling like a woman possessed to find her man is a nice contrast to the hesitant young pair, circling around each other. The backdrop of Brighton is wonderful, both for people who know it well, to anyone watching the film. Seagulls, coloured beach huts, the sparkling sea, friendly pubs, downbeat cafes, pavement dramas, even hassle-filled train replacement journeys give the film a cosiness and recognition that even non-residents can appreciate. And the soundtrack is more than quirky – it’s brilliant! The Russian torch song ‘Ochi Chornya’ (‘Dark Eyes’) by Jo Ema is just one of several live performances in the film by eclectic Brighton bands, from Transformer to Bob Wants His Head Back, which are threaded through the narrative. In short, My Accomplice is a superb Brighton film – and a superb film about love. Let's hope this writer/director, producer and cast stick together and produce more – much more. And that they stay in Brighton to do it. The icing on the cake was coming out of a packed Duke of York's and recognising so many of the cast from the film – it made the real life experience of seeing the film even sweeter. – Angi Mariani ★★★★★

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right level and pace of acting, a mix of real actors, and mostly non-actors in the film gave it a huge sense of reality as well as real-life magic. The best thing about the film was you cared about all the characters, from the two leads Alexandra Kalweit (East German Ilse) and Stuart Martin (Frank) to the other love couple, John Fitzmaurice (John) and Dimitrina Elliott (Dimitrina the cafe owner), to the supporting cast superbly played by Kevin Woolley, Angelique Smith and Alan Gilchrist. In explaining the film to friends, I give away the whole plot, because it is simple and beautiful. Two people meet unexpectedly, they fall in love – perhaps? – and in any case they are happy, but also scared. Are they right for each other? When one steps forward, the other retreats, and so on … will they be together at the end? It’s funny in lots of ways. Very visual ways. The dialogue is great, but like love, the dialogue is not everything, and there are lots of non-verbal cues and beauty to keep you transfixed. Including a non-speaking lover who sleeps under the pier – “the one with the fairground on it” – and lights up the fierce looking cafe owner’s face. There are enough side plots to keep your curiosity piqued. Is there such a village as Wivelsfield? Why don’t trains stop there? Where is it? Is there only a chip shop there? Why does Ilse’s co-tenant or landlord get so het up? Why is Dimitrina drawn to John? The synopsis tells us that My Accomplice is about “the personal politics of perestroika in the context of David Hasselhoff” and features “everyday eccentrics that don’t usually make it into films: Bulgarians, adults with learning disabilities, very tall

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“My Accomplice is a film about love and what's possible. The production was the same: we didn't always exactly know what we were doing, but we committed, we tried to be honest and open, and we learnt what we needed to along the way. You can still see a few of the bumps when you watch it – but it seems to work. People like it. Now we're just trying to get it out to as wide an audience as possible, recoup the budget, pay everyone who worked on it and get started on the next one – an underdog story about a youth club debating team somewhere near Brighton, only a bit more dismal. Working title: Get Better. If you think you might like to be involved, please get in touch!” – Charlie Weaver Rolfe & Martyn Holmes, John Said Productions My Accomplice will be shown on Latest TV in February – keep an eye on the listings on our TV pages!

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SLEEPING BEAUTY Emporium, 11 December 2014 ★★★★★

nce again Emporium deliver a Christmas offering that is filled with delight. Not quite pure pantomime, Sleeping Beauty has here been taken on a comedic fairytale ride. By using flashbacks, Beauty herself gets a bit more to do than usual and this is no bad thing. Her parents, the King and Queen, are a well matched comedy double act and their cook Bilberry is the jam in what is a very tasty confection indeed. Emporium again have chosen Doug Devaney to write the script and he certainly knows how to keep an audience of all ages entertained. WIth lines that work on many levels, he seldom stoops to base innuendo and when he does he does so with a lightness of touch. Full marks too for the sparkling fairies from the Drama Queens club, well drilled and very funny too. Gary Blair’s set and costumes are excellent but sadly undersold by rather disappointing lighting, a small quibble that I am sure will be resolved, but after all I was there for the spirit of panto, and the laughs, and these came in spades.

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With their annual visits now a firm fixture of the winter calendar, the well-oiled capacity crowd were treated to a celebratory 90 minuteplus set from the Brixton based rabble rousers. They showed why they remain so revered, with old favourites reworked and newer songs from the W.O.M.B.L.E. albums given a boost of sass and soul from female vocalist Aurora Dawn. Their unique blend of techno, country and gospel was as infectious as ever and, with Larry and D Wayne preaching and testifying over Nick Reynolds’ harmonica riffs and some amazing keyboard skills, the show was a righteous and riotous sermon from start to finish. Hallelujah! Concorde 2, 11 December 2014 ★★★★★ Steve Clements

With only four surviving members (the rest had succumbed to manflu apparently), the band played on. Never mind, there was enough musicianship to span many genres. Strong enough melodies were carried by strong enough voices. The diction was clear enough to convey clever lyrics, to miss any of which would be a travesty. It made me unblock my ears and pay attention to everything because there is a strong concept behind each and every song, with enough intelligence to comment on social situations. There is genius at work here, and as they are Lewes-based you have no excuse not to catch them. Upstairs at Three and Ten, 10 December 2014 ★★★★★ Martin Baron

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THE WOMAN IN BLACK A spine-chilling stage adaptation of the Susan Hill classic delights audiences at Theatre Royal Brighton he unanimously acclaimed stage production of The Woman In Black, now celebrating its 25th anniversary in the West End, returns to Theatre Royal Brighton for a limited run from Monday 12 – Saturday 17 January. Over seven million people have lived to tell the tale of one of the most terrifying and successful theatre events ever staged, which thrills audiences of all ages with its unique blend of suspense, drama

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and bold stagecraft. Stephen Mallatratt’s adaptation of Susan Hill’s best selling novel tells the story of a lawyer obsessed with a curse that he believes has been cast over him and his family by the spectre of a ‘woman in black’. He engages a young actor to help him tell his story and exorcise the fear that grips his soul. It begins innocently enough, but as they reach further into his darkest memories, they find themselves caught up in a world of eerie marshes and moaning winds. The borders between make believe and reality begin to blur and the flesh begins to creep. The Woman In Black combines the power and intensity of live theatre with a cinematic quality inspired by the world of film noir. The formula delivers an evening of

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unremitting drama, transporting the audience into a terrifying and ghostly world. In 2012, Susan Hill’s novel The Woman In Black was released as a major motion picture, starring Daniel Radcliffe (best known for his role as Harry Potter), which successfully became the highest grossing British horror film in 20 years. The perfect way to spend a winter evening, The Woman In Black will have you jumping out of your seat. Don’t miss it! To book tickets, visit www.atgtickets.com/brighton* 0844 871 7650* (*booking fees apply)

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BALANCE The Theatre Royal Brighton continues to programme for all tastes t may not be obvious why a theatre the size of Brighton’s historic Theatre Royal offers such a diverse range of entertainments, from one nighters to extended seasons, from ballet, contemporary dance and opera to hit jukebox musicals, from Shakespeare and cutting edge new drama to classic farce and comedy. There is a reason, though, and for all those who poo-poo the very commercial productions that they bring to town, it’s time to get real. The Theatre Royal is a commercial enterprise, dependent upon ticket sales – bums on seats, to be blunt – if it is to survive. For every crowd pleasing musical and West End blockbuster that fills the place for a week, they have the neccessary income to support those less popular shows, shows that many of us really want to see. No crowd pleasers, none of the more interesting but less commercial material. It’s as simple as that and I applaud them for it. 2015 has, as usual, a diverse programme of crowd pleasers and stimulating new works. Rambert Dance Company are back

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on Freeview channel 8, with Rooster, Moscow City Ballet present the classics The Nutcracker and Swan Lake and Ellen Kent returns with Rigaletto and Madame Butterfly. Peter James’ best selling Dead Simple is staged and stars Tina Hobley, a sure fire sell out for the city’s favourite author once again. If you like your theatre loud and raucous then Return to the Forbidden Planet, the rock ‘n’ roll Tempest returns once more; if you crave disco, then why not try the new musical version of Saturday Night Fever? The nation’s favourite play The History Boys is back too, Alan Bennett at his very best, and Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia is a masterly work that explores the delicate relationship between the past and the present. This is a new collaboration between Theatre Royal Brighton Productions and English Touring Theatre and is directed by Blanche McIntyre, hailed as one of theatre’s hottest new directors. My top tip is A Mad World, My Masters, Sean Foley’s updating to 1956 of Thomas Middleton’s Jacobean romp. For full details of all shows, visit www.atgtickets.com

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film trailer is a valuable device in marketing a motion picture and has been for just over a hundred years. Indeed, the first film trailer is believed to have been an epilogue following a 1913 Coney Island screening of the cliffhanger serial, The Adventures of Kathlyn, that urged the audience to return for the next instalment to find our whether the heroine would escape her perilous predicament. Originally, all trailers played after a feature – hence the name ‘trailer’. They were initially a collection of crudely spliced film stills that gave a brief sneak peek and were designed to get people back for next week’s show (this was at a time when going to the cinema was a weekly occurrence). Trailers today are a huge industry, one that even has its own awards ceremony; The Golden Trailer Awards. The product today can involve scenes that don't appear in the original film and are intended to flow well themselves, to work as their own mini films. There are big studios and independent production houses churning out these marketing campaign pillars and, like pretty much anything in our media age, hundreds of websites dedicated to critiquing them. As Joseph and I lamented in PostFeature whilst reviewing Nightcrawler a few weeks ago, a trailer can spoil the viewing experience by giving too much away. If the sound of a ‘trailer after the film’ is familiar then you are probably acquainted with the Marvel movie style ‘hidden’ teaser that tends to pop up halfway through the credits and gives viewers something to get really excited about – often it introduces the baddie for the next film or lets us in on the secret that our beloved, but dead, character hasn't quite passed over yet ... Along with these teasers comes a very modern form of trailer: the oh-so-important viral video. These trailers are made for the internet, they are created with the intention that they will be shared through social media, and they are probably part of a series. They favour music over dialogue and story details are considered unimportant as these special, soundtracked “silent” trailers (which range tonally from melancholy or creepy to hyperactive anxiety) pique interest whilst giving absolutely nothing away. Starting this week, and for every week of the new year, PostFeature will be showing you a new trailer every episode! We’ll be getting you excited for what is to come and seeking out all of the important videos that you just can’t afford to miss. Some will be the new stylised montage (although, I will try to keep Joseph to a minimum on that ...) and others will be in the old fashioned “here is part of a story, watch the film to see the ending” format – but I absolutely, 100% promise, NO SPOILERS.

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ondering what to write about this week, I was having trouble concentrating because of the incessant squawking coming from the North Laine Resident Seagulls Association. So I give up. They win. I’ve just had a flick through this year’s Brighton’s Artists book, and thought it would be fun to consider how the ubiquitous wretches infiltrate local creative consciousnesses far greater than my own. Jessica Barrah Take ‘But for the Grace…’ by Richard Denne. It’s a bold, graphic expression infused with wry wit, as the artist experiments within the collage tradition. Richard integrates emerging digital print processes, such as photopolymer etching, with traditional processes to create irresistible mixed media artworks. And in four years that we’ve had the delight of knowing him, his irrepressible innovation never fails to surprise and Angela Newman impress. Jessica Barrah’s ‘Gulls! Gulls! Gulls!’ demonstrates the quirky humour and bright but harmonious palette that are the hallmarks of this mainly self-taught artist. It’s from her current Animal Alphabet series of acrylic and mixed media canvases, which is taking Jessica in a new, more naturalistic direction than her previous digitally based work. Interpreting a different medium altogether, how wonderful is the spruce ‘West Pier and Gull’ by Angela Newman? Photographer and artist Angela creates her striking woodblocks by transferring her own images – by hand – onto locally sourced, reclaimed wood of all types, shapes and sizes. Richard Denne Last chance: Head to The Round Georges, Kemptown, to see the work of Brighton-based stencil artist Martin Aniscombe, who creates images of iconic people and bespoke portraits at affordable prices. 20% of all works sold will be donated to The Rockinghorse Foundation.

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WELCOME IN 2015 Tired out? Stay holed up at home and start planning your highlights for the year ahead

appy New Year! Doesn’t that duvet feel rather grand wrapped around you after all of those Christmas parties, New Year’s shindigs and general cavorting of the last month? It’s at this time of year that the chill can creep in and a reticence to leave the immediate space next to the radiator creeps in. I won’t argue with that. What I will suggest, however, is that you take this time to prebook a few choice shows coming up in the year ahead – giving you humorous and funfilled stepping stones to look forward to, and making sure you’ve already got tickets to those must-see beauties. First up, the biggies – check out a couple of shows at the Brighton Centre. That’ll be Michael McIntyre’s three dates in August and then the ever-marvellous Bill Bailey way off in December. It may seem a while away, but just as quickly as 2014 raced through itself, so will 2015 – and with tickets to these extravaganzas to look forward to, January Blues won’t last long at all. Brighton Dome has treats starting sooner though, if you can’t wait, with Ross Noble setting up surreal shop on 31 January and 1 February in the Concert Hall, hotly followed by Josie Long at the Corn Exchange on 19 February, and then further treats from

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Stewart Lee on 27– 28 February. The rest of the year is looking pretty good too, with offerings from Jimmy Carr, Dylan Moran, Paul Merton’s Impro Chums, Reginald D Hunter, Alan Carr, Stewart Francis and Kevin Bridges. And then there’s The Old Market and Komedia, not to mention various other smaller gigs with surprisingly big names worth rooting out. Keep your eye out for them throughout the year, but in the spirit of prebooking I’d recommend Simon Munnery and Austentatious at The Old Market, and Lloyd Langford and Richard Herring at Komedia. Give yourself a pick-me-up, a treat to look forward to, and choose one to suit your pocket. You might find that the tenner you got for Christmas from Auntie Maud is just the thing to book up a treat to lift your spirits out of the January doldrums. Tickets go fast, so don’t be the one scrambling around for returns on the day and get organised. What a lovely way to start your year. And it’ll certainly guarantee a brighter 2015. www.brightoncentre.co.uk brightondome.org theoldmarket.com www.komedia.co.uk/brighton

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THINKING CAP EVENT: CATALYST CLUB Monthly event which blends the old traditions of a French Salon with debating societies. Get the old grey cells working and shift your brain into ‘working’ gear gently after the debauchery of Christmas and New Year’s Eve. Latest Musicbar, Thurs 8 Jan, 8pm, £6 EVENT: THE TWEDWARD SHOW Popular comedians Peter Edwards & Thom Tween come together, tightly-packaged, two-shows-in-one in an evening of shockingly immoral stand up. Komedia, Fri 9 Jan, 8pm, £8/6

ART: MARION MCCONAGHIE Limited edition, hand-finished giclee artwork. Marion’s current collection features a selection of butterflies and insects which fuse together delicate lines with explosive colour. She uses a variety of materials to create her work such as collage, acrylic, watercolours, charcoal and pencil. Pelham House, St. Andrew's Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 20 Jan 2015

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The Godfather of grunge is back in town to blow those January cobwebs away ...

olling Stone magazine once ranked Joseph Donald Mascis number 86 in their list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time, while Spin went many times better, ranking him fifth in their 2012 list. Not bad for this out and out grunger, who has barely risen above cult status in the US and over here in the UK. Equally surprising is that he started out as a drummer in the hardcore band Deep Wound, who also featured one Lou Barlow. Those two along with Murph formed Dinosaur Jr, whereupon Mascis took to axe-wielding duties, although he continued to drum here and there including with

Boston doom metal group Upsidedown Cross. Mascis has described their sound as ‘ear-bleeding country’, taking in elements of Black Sabbath, the Replacements and Neil Young, and cross-fertilising that with speed punk and country rock – all performed with banks of amps and at ear-splitting volume, often featuring Mascis’ distinctive nasal drawl and both melodic and coruscating guitar. They made little impact with their debut album, but a subsequent tour with Sonic Youth and the release of You’re Living All Over Me, released on the legendary American indie label SST, propelled them into the public consciousness. And the following

year they cemented their cult status with the single ‘Freak Scene’, followed by a cover of The Cure's ‘Just Like Heaven’. With the impetus given Nirvana’s rise to stardom, they signed to a major label and reached their commercial peak in 1993/94, with a couple of top forty hits in ‘Feel The Pain’ and ‘Start Choppin’. Notoriously, even comically legendary for his monosyllabic drawl, Mascis has been ploughing pretty much the same furrow ever since; a high octane guitar within a generally melodic framework, although he has, perhaps befitting a man approaching 50, decided to concentrate on the acoustic guitar, as can be heard on his Tied To A Star album released earlier this year. However, his sense of the playfully surreal is still there, as can be seen in the video for ‘Every Morning’ in which a fictional religious cult called The Space Children of The Forest mysteriously disappears. Set in 1974 it features the Shins’ James Mercer as a loyal, egg-loving devotee to Mascis, who plays, appropriately enough, a Jesus-like figure … The Haunt, Friday 9 Jan, 7pm, £15

TOP 20 Another week and another great music chart for you! Listen online to get your favourite to the top and to submit your own tracks.

1 Black Rooster Black Shag Run Baby 2 Mirika Legs 4 Africa 3 JJ Symon Sound The Alarm 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 5 Black Rooster Black Shag Amsterdam 6 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 7 Fond Of Rudy Royals (Lorde cover) 8 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 9 Kings of the Wild Front Ear Snow 10 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance 11 Swarf Parlour Tricks

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark TOO DARN SOULFUL Too Darn Soulful, the monthly Northern Soul session at Komedia in Brighton, returns again when ‘Swifty’ The Dancing Master is joined by The Grandaddy of Northern Soul, Paddy Shevli. Special guests every month! Komedia, Fri 9 Jan, 11pm – 3am, £5

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I LOVE 80S VS I LOVE 90S Mixing up great tunes from childhood and beyond (depending on when you were born) from the 80s, disco, pop/commercial and the 90s. Shake your booty. Funkyfish Club, Fri 9 Jan, 10pm – 3.30am, free

WAREHOUSE PRESENTS LONE R&S champ Lone makes his club debut! Bringing you the very best in electronic, house and techno. Audio, Sat 10 Jan, 10.30pm – 4am, £8

15 Jim Guittard Listen To Your Voice 16 The Fooley Mantras Have You Ever Wondered? 17 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 18 Nick Conroy Forever 19 Death Cabaret Forlorn Hope 20 The Speak Beautiful People SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC & VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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ART, MEET SCIENCE

Jim Devereaux: the appeal of gaming reigns supreme

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ell, this is it. Like so many before it, 2014 has flashed by, and with it came so many exciting experiences in the world of gaming they would be too numerous to count in this short article. I feel very privileged to have had a unique platform to share my experiences with you via this article, our website and of course, the Bored Gamers TV show over these past four months. If this time has taught me anything it’s that no matter how hard you try, you simply cannot do justice to even half the number of amazing games that come our way each year – even if it’s your full-time job! That’s not to say I haven’t tried, and although it’s unfortunate to have missed out on playing a lot of them, it doesn’t mean that any of the wonderful titles I have barely dipped my toe into are going anywhere anytime soon. Just one year ago, there were far too many doom-sayers circling like sharks around what was perceived as a dying industry. The traditional platforms and types of games were obsolete, we were told, with bite-size one-trick-pony mobile games like Candy Crush Saga and Angry Birds here as the new Super Mario and Call of Duty. Not a bit of it. The industry is positively booming, with record breaking sales on all platforms and devices proving that, contrary to a lot of so-called wisdom, the appeal of gaming is actually broadening ever further; from the casual player flicking birds on their phone while taking the bus home, to the hardcore CoD devotee mercilessly destroying opponents online via their custom gaming rig for eight hours every day – we’re all getting our game on in highly individual ways, and in greater numbers, than ever before. Nowhere has this been more obvious to me than the time I have spent filming at the Latest TV studio every Thursday morning. Whether it’s the wonderful crew behind the scenes who make the program happen, our special guests who have come from all walks of life and even the random people you meet frequently coming in and out of the building on all types of business. They’ve all had games to debate, enthuse with us and have strong opinions about. It makes me feel all the more privileged, and proud, to call myself a gamer. Come and get us 2015, we’re ready to play … Bored Gamers is an hour-long weekly show on all things gaming. Tune in to Latest TV at 9pm every Friday night.

teve Jobs once said in an interview: “I always thought of myself as a humanities person as a kid, but I liked electronics. Then I read something ... about the importance of people who could stand at the intersection of humanities and sciences, and I decided that’s what I wanted to do.” It made him the most successful innovator of our time. Another figure who stood at this intersection was Leonardo da Vinci. An article from the BBC stated: “Leonardo’s true genius was not as an artist or a scientist, but as a combination of the two – an ‘artist-engineer’.” Leonardo’s most famous paintings were Mona Lisa, The Vitruvian Man and The Last Supper. However, Leonardo’s ‘aerial screw’ drawing is credited as being the prototype to the helicopter. Leonardo was also the first to notice the Who would believe that similarity between the way a camera obscura so small a space could worked and the of the human contain the image of all functioning eye. A camera obscura was one of the inventions the universe? that led to the development of the pinhole camera, and photography. In the 16th century, Leonardo gave a clear description in his notebooks of a camera obscura: “When the images of illuminated objects pass through a small round hole into a very dark room … you will see on paper all those objects in their natural shapes and colours. Who would believe that so small a space could contain the image of all the universe?”. It’s wonderful to know that here in Portslade, housed in Foredown Tower, the faculty have their very own camera obscura. PACA Adult Learning are kindly allowing us access to their facilities. This nicely ties in with the astronomy project that we have under way (which includes the local Mile Oak Primary School who are looking at having an observatory built on top of a disused double decker service bus – but more about that next time!).

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TUESDAY 6 Six Puppies And Us BBC2, 8pm Remember all of those ads that used to tell us that a puppy’s not just for Christmas? Here’s a brand new documentary that goes that extra step further, following six British households taking on the potentially life-changing responsibility of a puppy. So cute, so destructive, so understandable. Fall in love.

Count Arthur Strong BBC1, 10.35pm The cantankerous pensioner rides again, spreading delusions of grandeur and misanthropy in his wake. Poor son of Strong’s former vaudeville partner, Michael, is still on the scene – and while Michael’s suffering from writer’s block Arthur’s churned out an entire novel. How annoying. But never that simple.

Supernatural E4, 10pm Remember when Supernatural was just about two rough around the edges lads out killing ghoulies and tasking it in turns to save each other? Times were simpler then. Now they’ve all grown up and in their ninth series. Sam’s fighting with Death and Dean sends out a call for help from the angels. ‘Cause they’re reliable.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Bookenders Best-selling authors talk about what inspired them to write their latest novels. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: No Place Like Home No place like home is the story of Paul, an ex-rough sleeper, as he moves between the familiarity of street sleeping and the challenges of trying to lead an ordinary life. 10.00 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.15 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Bowlegs Live music sessions and interviews with the artists. 11.30 StageUp Unplugged 12.00am Latest News 12.30 You Make It, We Show It 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives 4.00 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.15 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo continues his journey through the Scottish lowlands. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 Six Puppies And Us See highlights. 9.00 Billionaire’s Paradise: Inside Necker Island A behind-the-scenes look at one of the most exclusive holiday destinations in the world Necker Island. This film is an intimate portrait of how the rich, powerful and famous holiday, and what it’s like for the staff who serve them. 10.00 W1A Comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve. With the London games successfully delivered, Ian Fletcher starts a new chapter in his life as head of values at the BBC. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Darts: World Championships - Highlights Colin Murray presents highlights as the first round matches draw to a conclusion. 12.10am Darts: World Championships - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Secrets Of The Castle With Ruth, Peter And Tom 4.00 Secrets Of The Castle 5.00 Vikings 5.40 Who Are We?

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Cain’s health takes a turn for the worse. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade travels around the globe searching for fresh water monsters. 8.00 Britain’s Best Back Gardens Brand new series in which Alan Titchmarsh goes on a search for the best back gardens in Britain. 9.00 The Wonder Of Britain Series in which Julia Bradbury uncovers some of the wonders that make Britain great - from the country’s industrial and royal heritage to its rolling countryside, dramatic coastline and beautiful buildings. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Mighty Mississippi With Trevor McDonald Three-part series in which Trevor McDonald sets out on an epic journey through the heartland of the USA following the course of its most famous and important river - the Mississippi. He begins in the Deep South and discovers how the legacy from the days of slavery still plays a part in life there today. 11.40 Secrets From The Sky A unique and visually stunning look at Britain’s past by taking to the air. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Ice Twisters (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax is overjoyed when his stalker turns out to be an old friend, Ash. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The World’s Deadliest Storms Documentary about people who have shown incredible bravery in the face of some of the world’s greatest disasters. Featuring a mudslide in Idaho that completely engulfed a town of 740 people, a tidal wave that destroyed a Korean harbour, and a powerful flood in Oregon. 8.00 World’s Scariest Weather Documentary detailing high octane moments of the most violent and dangerous weather captured on camera, with unprecedented views from the eye of the storm. 9.00 Worst Weather Ever? As the planet’s weather gets wilder, warmer and weirder, experts investigate the effects of our changing climate and whether it could be making tornadoes and hurricanes more powerful. 10.00 Britain’s Best Loved Double Acts Countdown show celebrating the best of Britain’s doubles acts in both comedy and showbusiness as a whole. Contributors include Ronnie Corbett, Chas and Dave, Trevor and Simon, Dick and Dom and more. 12.00am White Dee: What’s All The Fuss About? 12.50 SuperCasino 3.10 The ABBA Years 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 9.00 Glasgow Girls 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Barely Legal Drivers 2.00 How Safe Are My Drugs? 3.00 Glasgow Girls

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WEDNESDAY 7 Super Cars V Used Cars: The Trade Off BBC2, 9pm It’s all just selling second hand motors, right? Apparently not, as two used-car salesmen from opposite ends of the market trade places to see if they can meet – or even beat – the others’ targets. Swanky Ferraris in London town, versus reliable runarounds in Bridgend. Bring it.

Celebrity Big Brother 2015 – Live Launch Channel Five, 9pm Only seven days into the year and already we’ve got an event happening with the new date slapped across it. Emma and Rylan are on hand to see our new celebrity guest housemates through proceedings – who they are, no one knows, but they’re entering a fairytale land.

Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life Sky1, 10pm Karl Pilkington is not known for being a happy chappy. Hence the title of this show. So in this second installment it’s quite an ask to have him investigate how people achieve happiness, but also quite sweet. See him travel from Mexico to Los Angeles, and meet hip-hop clowns. Ahhh.

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6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Armed with his Bradshaw’s guide, Michael Portillo continues his journey through southern Scotland. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 Six Puppies And Us The owners have made it through the first trying months, but now adolescence hits. 9.00 Super Cars V Used Cars: The Trade Off See highlights. 10.00 W1A Comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve. BBC Head of Values Ian Fletcher has only been in the job a few weeks and already finds himself at the centre of a media storm. Spotlight South West presenter Sally Wingate believes she has been discriminated against because of her age, so Ian’s mission is to take the sting out of what has become known as ‘Wingategate’. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Darts: World Championships - Highlights 12.10am Darts: World Championships - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: See Hear 4.00 Fazer’s Urban Takeover - Learning Zone 4.30 Ten Pieces Extra 5.10 Ten Pieces

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity forces Cain to confront the problem. Robert seethes over Katie’s actions. 7.30 Coronation Street Nervous Michelle meets her date. Kirk has an attack of pre-wedding jitters. 8.00 Midsomer Murders Crime drama series. When a body drops out of a plane and is discovered in a reservoir, Barnaby and Nelson find that the world of stunt pilots and aviation heroes hides many dark secrets. Are campaigners against the local airfield behind Bernard King’s murder - or does it date back to a tragic story from the Second World War? 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Eric Bristow: Sports Life Stories The sports documentary series focuses on one of the absolute legends of the world of darts - Eric Bristow. He discusses the highs and lows of an incredible career bursting onto the scene as a teenager to became a household name in the 1980s. 11.40 I Never Knew That About Britain Series exploring Britain’s rich and surprising history and revealing some of the nation’s most unusual and fascinating stories. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.15 Oxford Street Revealed 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 10.00 Close Calls: On Camera 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Darts: World Championships 4.15 The Great British Winter 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Restoration Man Russell Edwards and Nadia Smith have put everything into turning a derelict farmhouse in the Shropshire countryside into their family home. But their high standards soon start to cost them and after two winters in a caravan, illness and exhaustion threaten to overwhelm them. George helps with the design and hard graft. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Thirteen-year-old Will arrives by helicopter after colliding with someone during a game of baseball. He lost consciousness at the scene and medics are worried that he may have sustained serious internal head injuries. 10.00 The Big Fat Anniversary Quiz Jimmy Carr presents a special edition of the annual quiz, as celebrity panellists Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Jonathan Ross, Jack Whitehall, Warwick Davis and Claudia Winkleman answer questions on events of the last 10 years. 12.00am Launched At Red Bull Studios 12.30 FILM: Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999) 2.30 FILM: Away We Go (2009) 4.10 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Hercules The Human Bear 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 FILM: A Woman’s Rage (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Maddy takes control of her life and decides to go back to school. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Winter Road Rescue Documentary series following the snowplough drivers and patrols who work around the clock to make sure the UK does not grind to a halt when the winter weather does its worst. This week, in the highlands, as heavy rain turns to driving snow. 8.00 Benefits: Too Fat To Work Documentary series about people who live on welfare. Amy is 18, weighs 30 stone and is housebound, but her mother claims that being on benefits has contributed to her daughter’s problems. Stephen and Michelle are unemployed and struggling to make ends meet, but determined to pull out all the stops for their wedding. Single mum Rachel thinks that a gastric bypass will make her more employable. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother 2015 Live Launch See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Hercules The Human Bear 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Fanatics 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Karl Pilkington. See highlights. 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00am Birdman Special

7.00pm Atlantis 7.45 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 10.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Sweat The Small Stuff 1.00 Russell Brand: End The Drugs War 2.00 Our War: Goodbye Afghanistan 3.30 Sweat The Small Stuff

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Death Comes To Pemberley 9.00 FILM: The History Boys (2006) 10.50 Mark Lawson Talks To Frances De La Tour 11.50 Doris Day: Virgin Territory 12.50am ... Sings Musicals 1.50 Hermitage Revealed 2.50 Mark Lawson Talks To Frances De La Tour

1.45pm Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x34) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! The Next Generation 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 FILM: Not Another Teen Movie (2001) 1.05am Two And A Half Men (x2)

2.05pm Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 Inside Asprey: Luxury By Royal Appointment 10.00 The Children 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am FILM: Bird On A Wire (1990)

3.30pm Bad(ish) Robots 4.00 Troy 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rude Tube: Welcome To 2015

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Homes By The Sea 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Bigger Than Life (1956) 12.55pm Winchester 73 (1950) 2.45 Ten Little Indians (1965) 4.35 Ticket To Tomahawk (1950) 6.25 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) 9.00 The Guard (2011) 10.55 In Bruges (2008) 1.00am Six Shooter (2004) 1.30 The Black Dahlia (2006) 3.55 Close

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THURSDAY 8 The Super-Rich And Us BBC2, 9pm As Britain’s media separates us further into the haves and havenots, Jacques Peretti looks at the super-haves and how they are transforming the country. Why are the uber-wealthy drawn to Britain, he asks ... and then speaks to them, some of whom are criticizing the very actions that brought them their riches.

Bring Back Borstal ITV1, 9pm A threat from bygone times, this four-part series follows a social experiment in which 13 young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal for up to four weeks. With re-offending from Borstal only occurring in three out of ten then, compared to three quarters these days, will it make the difference?

David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies Sky1, 8pm Good old magical Attenborough looks to the skies and the creatures that defy gravity (not singing Broadway witches). Using CGI he encounters the first true vertebrae flyer, the pterosaur – and then receives some flying lessons with CGI from a flock of swans. GroupOn?

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar: Christmas Special 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Kat is left in shock when she receives some news. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? Rob Brydon hosts the award-winning comedy panel show with David Mitchell and Lee Mack as the lightning-quick team captains. This time, the guests are Aisling Bea, June Brown MBE, Adrian Chiles and Seann Walsh. 8.30 EastEnders Stacey tries to get to the bottom of what’s wrong with Kat. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. When the owner of a rum distillery is murdered during a seance, all the clues point to the prime suspect being a ghost. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Watford. The panel includes Liberal Democrat business secretary Vince Cable MP, former Conservative defence secretary Liam Fox MP and Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil presents a review of the political week. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Steered by his Bradshaw’s guide, Michael Portillo begins this leg of his journey in Stirling. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 Somerset: After The Floods The Somerset Levels are one of the most beautiful parts of Britain, but in the winter of 2013 they faced a natural disaster. One village, Moorland, was entirely engulfed by the floods. This programme follows their year-long struggle to get home again after the water drained. 9.00 The Super-Rich And Us See highlights. 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Russell offers up the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Darts: World Championships - Highlights 12.10am Darts: World Championships - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Canterbury Cathedral 4.00 Speaking Sport 4.30 Body Matters 5.00 Science Of The Harvest 5.30 The Secret Life Of Our Favourite Dishes

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity is floored by Cain’s diagnosis. Katie’s suspicions over Robert grow. Adam gets some disheartening news. 7.30 The Kyle Files Brand new series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts current issues of the day. 8.00 Emmerdale Cain makes a reckless decision. Robert plans to use Katie’s suspicions against her. 8.30 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom. When Sharon and Tracey discover that Dorien has been keeping a secret for over fifty years, they decide to get involved. 9.00 Bring Back Borstal See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Perspectives: Bruce Forsyth On Sammy Davis Jr Sir Bruce Forsyth looks at the life and career of Sammy Davis Jr, who he considers to be the greatest entertainer of all time. Sir Bruce first met Sammy in May 1960 when he was hosting The Royal Command Performance and Sammy was top of the bill. So began a friendship that lasted until Sammy’s death in 1990. 11.45 Ade At Sea Series in which Adrian Edmondson explores Britain’s maritime past and its influence today. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Food & Drink 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Darts: World Championships 4.15 The Great British Winter 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series in which Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer offer advice on buying a new home. David and Claire Wainwright want a family home in Bournemouth. 9.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest People Documentary looking at the lives of some obese people in the UK. At 33 years old, 46-stone Sharon is Britain’s biggest woman, who, despite living in the picturesque Cotswold countryside, never sees any of it, spending all her time indoors. Sixty miles away in West Bromwich, Aftab and his new wife Millie are also trapped. 10.00 Sex Party Secrets Documentary gaining access to exclusive parties revealing a hidden underworld and exploring what is driving people to eschew monogamous relationships. 11.05 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire Police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. 12.10am 24 Hours In A&E 1.05 Weighing Up The Enemy 2.00 Food Unwrapped: Diet Special 2.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.50 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures 4.10 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 7.05am Children’s television 7.05 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Celebrity Big Brother 2015: The Launch 1.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: A Time To Remember (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Josh urges Evelyn to forget the past and sets out to prove to her that he is worth taking a chance on. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Winter Road Rescue Documentary series. During the coldest snap of the century, huge drifts of snow trap a council plough in the Highlands. 8.00 Secrets Of The Egyptian Pyramids Documentary in which a team of scientists and historians led by Steve Burrows, the engineer responsible for the Bird’s Nest Olympic stadium in Beijing, travel to Egypt to use 3D laser scanners to digitally re-create virtual replicas of four different ancient Egyptian pyramids. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action 10.00 New Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring people who have had dodgy cosmetic surgery as they undergo corrective treatment. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The Hotel Inspector 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle

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7.00pm Top Gear 7.45 FILM: Marvel Avengers Assemble (2012) 10.00 Crims 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 EastEnders 11.30 Family Guy 11.55 Family Guy 12.15am Family Guy 12.40 Family Guy 1.00 Crims 1.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.00 Badults 2.30 Badults 3.00 Badults 3.30 Crims

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1980 9.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 10.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 11.00 Robert Plant: By Myself 12.00am Top Of The Pops: The Story Of 1980 1.00 Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.40 Coldplay In Concert 2014

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 100% You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x3) 1.00am Mom (x2)

9.35am The Royal 10.35 Judge Judy (x3) 11.55 Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Wycliffe (x2) 1.10am The Royal

3.30pm Bad(ish) Robots 4.00 Troy 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 50 Funniest Moments 2014 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.05am Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2)

11.05am FILM: Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961) 1.25pm Time Team 2.30 Time Team 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Homes By The Sea 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 FILM: Double Jeopardy (1999) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.05 Grand Designs

11.00am The Million Pound Note (1954) 12.50pm Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 2.40 Rio Grande (1950) 4.50 Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 6.50 Just Wright (2010) 9.00 Inglourious Basterds (2009) 12.05am 48 Hrs (1982) 2.00 The Kings Of Summer (2013) 4.00 Close

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FRIDAY 9 The Musketeers BBC1, 9pm Who else wants the keys to this wardrobe? Pantaloons and King Louis wigs ahoy! And the plotting... King Louis’ night of fun and carefree incognito frivolity with D’Artagnan comes to an abrupt end when the pair are mistaken for commoners and kidnapped to be sold to Spain as slaves. Hangover, much?

The Last Leg With Adam Hills Channel 4, 10pm The thinking comic’s perspective on what’s been happening so far in 2015. Hasn’t it been packed? Aren’t you suprised about whatsisname? And isn’t that government looking worrying? Topical verbal sparring from Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.

Family Guy BBC3, 11pm More dipstick family idiocy from the animated Griffins. A quadruple bill tonight, with stories that vary from Peter trying to get Chris to convert to Judaism in order to get on academically, to our patriarch overindulging at a bachelor party and losing his job at the toy factory for being hungover. Like that would happen

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Sketchers Quick fire comedy character and sketch show. 9.30 Double Or Nutin’ Pilot lookielikey comedy from the US. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Modern Toss 11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a Wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar: Christmas Special 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 Pussycuddle Does Retro 3.00 StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: Maya Wolff 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: Paul Thomas Saunders

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker presents the light-hearted sports quiz. 8.00 EastEnders Lauren confronts Max over his suspicious behaviour. Stacey and Alfie learn the truth about what is troubling Kat. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as comedian Jack Dee, footballer-turned-presenter Gary Lineker and actress Fay Ripley compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. The show consists of three rounds: people, modern life and the wildcard round. 9.00 The Musketeers See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. Graham’s guests are Meryl Streep, starring in the Sondheim musical film Into the Woods, and James McAvoy, treading the boards in The Ruling Class. Plus, music from Hozier. 11.25 Joanna Lumley Meets Will.i.am Joanna Lumley is on a mission to get to know the elusive, slightly eccentric front man of the Black Eyed Peas, will.i.am. 12.25am EastEnders 2.20 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.25 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys On the last leg of his journey across Scotland from west to east, Michael Portillo pays homage to the birthplace of golf at St Andrews. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as four contenders take the walk to the black chair. 8.30 Food & Drink Chef and pub landlord Tom Kerridge plays host to some of the best cooks in a series highlighting all that is excellent in food and drink. 9.00 The Big Allotment Challenge Gardeners go head to head in a competition hosted by Fern Britton. The eight remaining allotmenteers must present former royal gardener Jim Buttress with two perfectly uniform cucumbers. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at the world of the little and the large. With Richard Osman, Lucy Porter, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Darts: World Championships - Highlights 11.55 Darts: World Championships - Extra 1.55am Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira is rocked by news of Cain. 7.30 Coronation Street Has Chesney lost the groom? 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan present the money-saving series. Martin and Saira are on a mission to sort out the nation’s New Year cash hangover. 8.30 Coronation Street Will Kirk turn up to tie the knot? Enough is enough for Liz. Julie makes a stand for her man. 9.00 Benidorm Costa del Sol-set sitcom following British families on their summer holidays. Probate attorney Buck A Roo tells the Garveys that a multi-million inheritance is Madge’s for the taking, but they reject him as a fraud. The eavesdropping Solana staff are gobsmacked, and Joyce sends Lesley off to do some research on Buck. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: The Invention Of Lying (2009) Starring Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman. Comedy about an ill-fated man who invents the concept of lying in a world where people are conditioned to tell the truth. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Could I Get Ebola? 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Darts: World Championships 4.15 The Great British Winter 5.15 Flog It!

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. In this edition, rapper Tinie Tempah learns to cook his favourite Nigerian street food, Jimmy serves up authentic Italian gelato from his DIY ice-cream maker, and Jamie creates his ultimate salt and pepper squid. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 10.00 The Last Leg With Adam Hills See highlights. 11.05 Adam Hills: Happyism Antipodean funnyman Adam Hills delivers an evening of comedy anecdotes and audience participation. Accompanied by British Sign Language sign interpreter Catherine King, Adam recounts tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets, and discusses his cult religion. 12.10am FILM: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) 2.00 According To Jim 2.25 According To Jim 2.50 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 3.45 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.10 FILM: Broken Trust (2012) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt realises that he needs to let his dad go in order to save him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Xtreme Endurance: Race To The Pole Former Welsh international rugby player Richard Parks takes on a series of epic endurance events. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series following a group of brave men and women as they undertake one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Nomination Face-Off Emma Willis presents the reality TV show in which cameras watch the celebrity housemates’ every move. The housemates nominate one of their number to be evicted live on air. 10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate in the programme that sinks its teeth into all things CBB. 11.30 Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Wildlife SOS 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Show Me Your Garden 9.00 Karl Pilkington 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 11.00 FILM: Gremlins (1984) 1.05am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00 Cinderellas Of The Slums: Secrets Of South America 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4). See highlights. 12.35am Crims 1.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 1.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Placido Domingo At The BBC 9.00 Meat Loaf: In And Out Of Hell 10.00 Metal Britannia 11.30 Metal At The BBC 12.00am Legends: Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation 1.00 Meat Loaf: In And Out Of Hell 2.00 Metal Britannia 3.30 Metal At The BBC

12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Royal Pains 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Top 100 Animals 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Happy Gilmore (1996) 10.55 Take Me Out 12.00am Take Me Out: The Gossip

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 11.55 Wycliffe 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Wycliffe (x2) 1.10am The Royal 2.00 On The Buses

3.00pm Rude(ish) Tube 3.30 Bad(ish) Robots 4.00 Troy 4.30 Rules Of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Role Models (2008) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Drifters (x2)

11.05am River Cottage Bites 11.30 FILM: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Homes By The Sea 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Charlotte Gray (2001) 11.25 Gogglebox 12.30am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Decision At Sundown (1957) 12.35pm Wake Of The Red Witch (1949) 2.45 Prince Valiant (1954) 4.45 The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 7.10 New In Town (2009) 9.00 Contraband (2012) 11.10 Drug War (2012) 1.20am Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007) 3.40 Close

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SATURDAY 10 The Voice UK BBC1, 7pm Such promise, such hope... actually all of these voices are pretty darn okay. The fun bit is watching the judges try and dare each other to turn around in those whizzy chairs. Cheer at the return of Will.i.am, Sir Tom Jones and Ricky Wilson – plus the introduction of new judge Rita Ora.

Tsunami: Ten Years On Channel 4, 8pm Billed as a definitive account of one of the deadliest natural disasters on record, this uses archive footage, CGI and interviews with experts and eyewitnesses to weave together some kind of an explanation as to how it happened. It also looks at our forecasting technology for the forewarning in the future.

The 100 E4, 8pm Season two, and Clarke has woken up in a facility we knew nothing about. So exciting! She’s trapped in a sterile and strange world, meanwhile the fate of Bellamy, Finn and Raven is revealed. Plus, Lincoln risks his life to save Octavia, and the survivors of the Ark find their feet in this brave new world.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 10.00 Albion Night 11.00 Albion Night 11.00 Matchday Breakfast 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Cook It!

6.00 Latest News 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News 8.30 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 9.30 Latest News 10.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 10.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 11.00 Bowlegs 11.30 Bored Gamers Greg and Jim present a weekly show for gaming enthusiasts. 12.30am Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on 8 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.10 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Now You See It 7.00 The Voice UK See highlights. 8.30 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Will they be able to hold their nerve and take the pressure as they attempt win their wish list? Also including the National Lottery Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Kate Garraway. 9.20 Casualty Connie is torn between spending time with Grace and dealing with a demanding patient. Meanwhile Zoe treats an old man who makes her realise life is too short. 10.10 BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day’s eight Premier League matches, including the visit of defending champions Manchester City to Everton and Chelsea’s home game against Newcastle. 12.00am The Football League Show 1.20 FILM: Kevin And Perry Go Large (2000) 2.35 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.40 BBC News

6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets Antiques series. 6.30 Sacred Wonders Of Britain Neil Oliver uncovers Britain’s ancient landscape of belief and ritual. In the last episode, Neil examines how the creation of saints by the early church led to a new generation of Sacred Wonders across Britain. 7.30 The Last Days Of Anne Boleyn Writers and historians give their own unique interpretations on the last days of Anne Boleyn, one of the most famous and controversial women in British history. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring’s platoon runs into an abandoned steam engine on the route of a planned exercise. 9.00 Britain’s Tudor Treasure: A Night At Hampton Court Delightful Tudor treats. 10.00 FILM: The Other Boleyn Girl (2008) Starring Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana, Jim Sturgess. A passionate story of love, rivalry and a family torn apart by ambition, based on Philippa Gregory’s novel. Against the epic backdrop of a defining period in English history, this is an intimate study of a relationship between a man and two sisters. 11.50 Darts: World Championships - Highlights 12.40am FILM: Lady Caroline Lamb (1973) 2.40 FILM: Love (2011)

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Athletics: Great Edinburgh Cross Country 2.35 Darts: World Championships 4.30 Final Score 5.20 Pointless Celebrities

6.00am FILM: Apache Territory (1958) 7.10 FILM: Private’s Progress (1956) 8.45 FILM: The Maggie (1954) 10.15 Fred Dibnah’s Building Of Britain 10.45 Fred Dibnah’s Building Of Britain 11.15 British Isles: A Natural History 12.05pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.50 Michael Caine: Talking Pictures 1.45 FILM: The Ipcress File (1965) 3.30 Escape To The Continent 4.30 Darts: World Championships

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6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.20 Murder, She Wrote 11.15 ITV News & Weather 11.25 Ejector Seat 12.25pm Britain’s Best Back Gardens 1.25 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 2.25 Tipping Point 3.25 Diversity Live 4.25 ITV News Meridian 4.35 ITV News & Weather 4.55 FILM: Mamma Mia! (2008) 7.00 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes Harry Hill gives the legendary transformation show a makeover in a brand new series. 8.05 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents the show where 30 single girls battle it out for a dream date on the Isle of Fernandos. 9.20 FILM: Skyfall (2012) Starring Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Naomie Harris, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw, Rory Kinnear, Ola Rapace, Albert Finney and Berenice Marlohe. James Bond returns to hunt a mysterious enemy that threatens to bring down MI6. After dropping seemingly to his death on a failed mission, Bond’s presumed demise leaves the job of boss M on the line. Back in London, her post is scrutinised further when a bomb decimates the MI6 building, forcing their operation underground. Chilling villain Raoul Silva claims responsibility, before holding M to ransom with stolen top secret information. Bond is desperately needed, so when he reappears from the dead, M ensures he’s thrust straight back into action. 11.05 ITV News; Weather 11.20 FILM: Skyfall (2012) Conclusion of tonight’s film. 12.15am Off Their Rockers 12.45 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 How I Met Your Mother 7.00 Cycling: Revolution Series 8.00 The Morning Line 9.00 The King Of Queens 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Speed With Guy Martin 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. 8.00 Tsunami: Ten Years On See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Bad Teacher (2011) Starring Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, John Michael Higgins, Jason Segel. Comedy. A terrible teacher dreams of the day she can leave the classroom behind when she finally marries her rich fiance, but the plan goes awry when he dumps her for being a golddigger. Desperate to escape the job she hates, she tries to win the affections of the new, rich substitute teacher. 10.50 Sarah Millican: Chatterbox Live Sarah Millican performs live in London as part of her 2011 ‘Chatterbox’ tour. 11.50 FILM: Cocktail (1988) Starring Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown, Elisabeth Shue. Lively romantic drama about a handsome, materialistic young bartender who begins to reassess his priorities when he finds love. 1.50am Queer As Pop: From The Gay Scene To The Mainstream 2.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 4.55 NFL: Rush Zone 5.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.55 NFL: Rush Zone

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6.00 –7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Paw Patrol 7.50 Little Princess 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.20 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Zack And Quack 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.05 Jelly Jamm 9.25 LazyTown 9.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.25 Access 10.30 Ice Road Truckers 11.25 Ice Road Truckers 12.20pm Ice Road Truckers 1.20 FILM: Columbo And The Murder Of A Rock Star (1991) 3.15 FILM: Columbo: Grand Deceptions (1989) 5.15 Storm Night: Deadliest Storms 6.10 Storm Night: Scariest Weather Documentary detailing high octane moments of the most violent and dangerous weather. 7.00 Storm Night: Worst Weather Ever? As the planet’s weather gets wilder, warmer and weirder, experts investigate the effects of our changing climate. 7.55 Secrets Of The Egyptian Pyramids Documentary in which a team of scientists and historians led by Steve Burrows travel to Egypt to use 3D laser scanners to digitally recreate virtual replicas of four different ancient Egyptian pyramids. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 FILM: Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) Starring Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn, Adam Brody, Greg Ellis. Action comedy. A suburban couple’s marriage is thrown into confusion when they discover they are both trained assassins working for rival agencies. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Last Man Standing (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 The Fanatics 6.00 Show Me Your Garden 7.00 The Simpsons (x2) 8.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies 9.00 FILM: Gremlins (1984) 11.05 A League Of Their Own 12.05am Modern Family

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Marvel Avengers Assemble (2012) 11.15 Family Guy (x6) 1.30am Crims 2.00 People Just Do Nothing (x4)

7.00pm Lost Land Of The Volcano 8.00 Everyday Miracles: The Genius Of Sofas, Stockings And Scanners 9.00 Spiral 5: Double Murder 9.55 Spiral 5: Double Murder 10.50 Rock ‘n’ Roll Britannia 11.50 Totally British: 70s Rock ‘n’ Roll (x2) 1.55am Top Of The Pops: 1980 2.25 Lost Land Of The Volcano

9.35am Coronation Street Omnibus 12.05pm The Cube: Celebrity Special 1.10 FILM: Richie Rich (1994) 3.05 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 5.35 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) 7.20 FILM: Evan Almighty (2007) 9.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.05 Blue Go Mad In Ibiza 11.05 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven (2001) 1.30am Mom

6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 FILM: Blue Murder At St Trinian’s (1958) 8.00 Where The Heart Is (x2) 10.20 The Darling Buds Of May 11.30 Lewis 1.35pm Inspector Morse 3.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Rosemary And Thyme 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.00am Inspector Morse

12.30pm Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 1.30 Troy 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.00 The 100. See highlighs. 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am The Inbetweeners (x2)

10.45am FILM: True Grit (1969) 1.25pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Walking Through History: Victoria And Albert’s Highland Fling 9.00 The World’s Most Extreme (x2) 11.10 Gogglebox 12.15am Britain’s Most Extreme Weather

11.00am Cat Ballou (1965) 1.00pm Taxi (2004) 2.55 The Battle Of The Sexes (1959) 4.40 Clueless (1995) 6.35 Beaches (1988) 9.00 Ghost (1990) 11.30 The Bay (2012) 1.15am Scanners (1981) 3.30 Close

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SUNDAY 11 Foyle’s War ITV1, 8pm Crime drama series set in the years immediately after the Second World War. When a young student is badly assaulted, Foyle wonders if the attack is racially motivated – the young man was the son of a wealthy and high profile Jewish businessman. And Sam tries to help a young boy.

8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4, 10pm Jimmy Carr hosts the word-magic and frivolity as the 8 Out Of 10 Cats cast take over the Countdown studio once again. Jon Richardson will be challenging Dictionary Corner’s credulity once more and Sean Lock coming up with some rather fabulous words. Glorious.

Rhod Gilbert: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo More4, 11.10pm Rhod Gilbert’s touring stand-up show gives the grumpy Welshman pause for thought and sees him tell of taking an anger management course. Now he’s pretty laid back, but it was quite a journey to get there, with one casualty being his tattoo.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Latest Community Sport 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Brighton Lights (x4) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Latest Community Sport 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Hindsight: The Past That Moves You On victims and survivors in Northern Ireland. 8.45 Noise Reel Extra: Sea City Music New Brighton promoters and management organisation, Sea City Music, speak to Bmusic. 9.00 FilmFest on 8 Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on 8 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on 8 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.00 Mastermind Celebrity Special John Humphrys puts the questions to some of the UK’s cleverest celebrities. 6.30 Countryfile The team are in Somerset revisiting some of the areas and people hit by 2014’s floods. 7.30 Still Open All Hours 8.00 Antiques Roadshow The Antiques Roadshow returns to Waltham Forest Town Hall in east London. Fiona Bruce welcomes viewers with a celebration of designer William Morris, exploring the inspiration for his Arts and Crafts style and his passion for politics. Finds include an Art Deco pendant that may have been constructed around an ancient Egyptian scarab beetle more than three thousand year old and a Chinese enamel box discovered amongst a car-boot haul. 9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Drama. Celia builds bridges with Alan and accepts Gary into her life despite her initial reservations. Although things with Caroline are still fraught, when she receives some devastating news Celia doesn’t hesitate to stand by her. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s two fixtures. 11.35 The Apprentice USA 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News

8.00 Kate Humble: Into The Volcano Two-part documentary. Kate Humble joins a team of geologists on an awe-inspiring adventure to Ambrym in the Vanuatu island chain. Here, she undertakes an arduous journey to Marum - a volcano containing one of only five lava lakes on the planet - abseiling right to its heart to discover if another major eruption might be imminent. 9.00 Reinventing The Royals Just like Transformers, they can change. 10.00 QI XL Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry looks at the world of the little and the large. With Richard Osman, Lucy Porter, Phill Jupitus and Alan Davies. 10.45 Billionaire’s Paradise: Inside Necker Island A behind-thescenes look at one of the most exclusive holiday destinations in the world - Necker Island. This film is an intimate portrait of how the rich, powerful and famous holiday, and what it’s like for the staff who serve them. While Necker is home to Sir Richard Branson and his family, it is also a serious commercial venture. Selling the Caribbean dream to the most demanding guests in the world is a daily pressure. 11.45 Masters Snooker Highlights 12.35am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.35 Sign Zone: Countryfile 3.30 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Flog It! 2.45 Escape To The Country 3.35 Songs Of Praise 4.10 FILM: Shrek 2 (2004) 5.30 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.15am Great British Garden Revival 7.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Food & Drink 12.20pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.50 Masters Snooker 5.00 Ski Sunday 5.45 Darts: World Championships

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Columbo: Butterfly In Shades Of Grey 11.25 ITV News 11.30 Murder, She Wrote 12.30pm Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes 1.30 Catchphrase 2.15 Midsomer Murders 4.15 FILM: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 All Star Family Misfortunes In this special episode, Vernon Kay looks back at the celebrity clangers that All Star Family Fortunes is famous for. With some classic bloopers and never before seen outtakes, this is the show you will not want to miss! 8.00 Foyle’s War See highlights. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Kyle Files Brand new series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts current issues of the day. In the first programme, he investigates the latest drug craze of legal highs which mimic the effects of illegal drugs. Some of the shops that are selling these substances to underage minors are put under the spotlight. 10.45 The Undriveables Series in which Britain’s worst learner drivers are paired with the country’s best instructors to see if they can finally pass the driving test. In tonight’s episode, a mum who has already failed the test nine times battles to control her panic on the road and a retired ex-teacher with terrible coordination struggles to avoid steering into parked cars. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership 12.10am The Store 2.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 2.55 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am How I Met Your Mother 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 1.00 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 FILM: Astro Boy (2009) 3.15 FILM: The Princess Diaries (2001) 5.30 Channel 4 News

6.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun Property series. 7.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil is in Bath, helping Robert and Angela, who’ve had their place on the market for five years. 8.00 The Hotel Documentary series revealing behind-the-scenes life in the hotel industry. Hotelier-turnedentertainments manager Mark Jenkins is a week into his new job and is determined to put Torquay’s struggling Cavendish Hotel back on the map. 9.00 Walking The Nile British explorer Levison Wood embarks on a nine-month quest to walk the length of the River Nile from source to sea. Lev and his guide Boston are 1100 miles and four months into their journey. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights. 11.05 FILM: Machine Gun Preacher (2011) Starring Gerard Butler, Kathy Baker, Michael Shannon. US drama based on the true story of Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing biker who found God and became a crusader for hundreds of Sudanese children. 1.30am The Last Leg With Adam Hills 2.25 FILM: The History Of Mr Polly (1949) 4.05 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 SuperScrimpers

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6.00 – 7.45am Children’s television 7.45 Paw Patrol 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Zack And Quack 8.50 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.05 Jelly Jamm 9.25 LazyTown 9.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.25 Access 10.30 Monkey Life 11.00 The Hotel Inspector 12.00pm The Hotel Inspector 1.00 FILM: Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War (2000) 3.10 FILM: The Pursuit Of Happyness (2006) 5.30 FILM: Disney’s Aladdin (1992) 7.10 5 News Weekend 7.15 FILM: Jackie Chan’s The Medallion (2003) Starring Jackie Chan, Lee Evans, Claire Forlani, Julian Sands, John Rhys-Davies. Fantasy action comedy about a pair of cops who encounter supernatural complications in pursuit of an international crime lord. After the cops are wounded, a mysterious ancient medallion transforms them into super-powered warriors. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 FILM: A Lonely Place To Die (2011) Starring Melissa George, Ed Speleers, Eamonn Walker, Sean Harris, Alec Newman, Karel Roden, Kate Magowan, Garry Sweeney and Holly Boyd. Thriller. Five mountaineers hiking in the Scottish highlands discover a young Serbian girl buried in a small cave and find themselves caught up with a gang of kidnappers intent on earning a cash reward when they try to get her to safety. 11.55 Winter Road Rescue Documentary series. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Storm Night: Scariest Weather 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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4.00pm Emergency With Angela Griffin 5.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Futurama 7.00 Modern Family (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Karl Pilkington 10.00 Show Me Your Garden 11.00 Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets 12.00am Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France

7.00pm Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.25 The Voice UK 9.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Crims 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News

7.00pm Architects Of The Divine 8.00 Queen Victoria’s Letters 9.00 Dan Cruickshank And The Family That Built Gothic Britain 10.00 The Sky At Night 10.30 Secrets Of The Universe 11.30 Meat Loaf: In And Out Of Hell 12.30am Metal Britannia 2.00 Metal At The BBC 2.30 Sounds Of The Eighties

11.35am Take Me Out 12.50pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.35 You’ve Been Framed! 2.05 FILM: Valiant (2005) 3.35 FILM: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (2007) 5.30 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.00 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 11.05 FILM: Not Another Teen Movie (2001) 1.05am Mom

9.40am Heartbeat (x2) 11.40 Wycliffe 12.55pm Rosemary And Thyme 1.55 FILM: The Pure Hell Of St Trinian’s (1960) 3.55 Inspector Morse 5.55 Lewis 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night’s Best Of The Worst 10.00 Northern Lights 11.00 Wycliffe 12.10am FILM: Interview With The Vampire (1994) 2.20 Countrywise

10.00am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12.30pm Revenge 1.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 3.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (x2) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 5.00 The 100 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 8.00 FILM: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 11.25 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.30am Rude Tube

11.55am Coach Trip (x5) 2.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage Australia 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.05 Gogglebox 11.10 Rhod Gilbert: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo. See highlights. 12.20am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Against The Wind (1948) 1.00pm Just Wright (2010) 3.05 Flash Gordon (1980) 5.20 Biggles (1986) 7.15 Fast Girls (2012) 9.00 Unknown (2011) 11.15 Wrong Turn At Tahoe (2009) 1.00am If... (1968) 3.25 Close

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MONDAY 12 Great British Garden Revival BBC2, 7pm Green-fingered? Get busy! A group of top television gardeners are attempting to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. Diarmuid Gavin’s championing lavender, Alys Fowler’s resurrecting the knot garden and visits Hampton Court Palace to learn about one of the earliest ever created.

Silent Witness BBC1, 9pm Nikki and Jack investigate a man run down and killed by a tube train. Then when a female vicar is murdered after being followed on the underground, the team face the prospect of building a case against her distraught husband. Wow. Forensic crime investigation is certainly not for the thin skinned ...

Waterloo Road BBC3, 8.30pm For telly lovers who went to ‘challenging comprehensive schools’ of their own, this drama invites you to relive the highs and lows of life on both sides of the whiteboard – stroppy students, surly teachers, homework, dramatic love lives, gossip, bustups, playground antics ... it’s all coming back to us now!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Noise Reel Extra: Eliza And The Bear 5.15 Noise Reel Extra: Bootleg Festival 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendoza presents his weekly entertainment show – focusing on all things Adur and Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presents the weekly how-to cookery programme, sourcing local, good value seasonal produce. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 Inside Out Rachel Royce examines the pros and cons of Help to Buy and looks at whether it is helping to regenerate the Medway towns. Natalie Graham asks if the Bluebell railway has become the victim of its own success since joining the rail network. And Jonathan Gibson investigates credit card fraud. 8.00 EastEnders The fallout of New Year’s Day continues as the residents struggle to come to terms with the outcome. 8.30 Panorama Panorama. 9.00 Silent Witness See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Waterloo Road School-based drama series. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 12.20am FILM: Klute (1971) Psychological thriller. A small-town private eye’s friend disappears and the only clue is his connection with a call girl. 2.10 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.15 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the show where every day a new team of challengers take on probably the greatest quiz team in Britain - the Eggheads. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Great British Railway Journeys. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival See highlights. 8.00 University Challenge In the last of the second round matches, students representing two more universities battle it out for a place in the quarter-finals. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. A trio of chess players and three cat lovers return for a last chance at making it to the quarter-finals. 9.00 What’s The Right Diet For You? A Horizon Special Series exploring topical scientific issues. 10.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad On the sofa this time are John Prescott and Noel Fielding. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Masters Snooker Highlights Jason Mohammad introduces highlights from the evening’s play. 12.10am Masters Snooker - Extra Hazel Irvine introduces highlights. 2.10 Sign Zone: Snow Wolf 4.00 3, 2, 1, Go! 5.00 History Hunt

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira hopes Cain will change his mind. Aaron is grateful for Robert’s support. Victoria tries to resist temptation. 7.30 Coronation Street A desperate Tracy lands herself in hot water. 8.00 Richard Wilson On The Road Richard Wilson follows the Shell Guides, first published in the 1930s, to explore the British countryside by car. In the second programme, the 1937 guide is helping Richard find his way around County Durham. 8.30 Coronation Street Tracy bites off more than she can chew. 9.00 Broadchurch The Bafta awardwinning drama series set in a Dorset seaside resort returns for a brandnew second series. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Cube Tense game show with Phillip Schofield. 11.40 A Great Welsh Adventure With Griff Rhys Jones Series in which Griff Rhys explores some of the most beautiful and magical regions of Wales. Today, he is on the Gower Peninsula which juts out into the Bristol Channel. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Rip Off Holiday 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Claimed And Shamed 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.10 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 How To Blow Your Pension: Channel 4 Dispatches With just months to go until the greatest changes to the pensions industry in a generation, Michael Buerk investigates whether we can really be trusted with our savings. 8.30 Food Unwrapped In this episode Jimmy, Kate and Matt investigate whether there is any goodness left in tinned tomatoes. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 10.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series. Katie Piper meets the people who regret having tampered with their faces and bodies and introduces them to those who could help. 11.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest People At 33 years old, 46-stone Sharon is Britain’s biggest woman, who spends all her time indoors. 12.00am The American Football Show: The Playoffs The highstakes, knockout excitement of the playoffs continues. 1.05 Walking The Nile 2.05 Rhod Gilbert: The Man With The Flaming Battenberg Tattoo 3.00 Grand Designs Australia 4.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.55 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: High Noon (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After her collapse at the movie night, Maddy is amazed to learn that she is pregnant. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions. 7.30 Car Crash TV Documentary series. In the first episode, animals cause havoc on the roads, and not even the police are immune from scrutiny of the citizens’ cameras. 8.00 Storage: Flog The Lot! Reality series. In this episode, young gun Dave tries to take on the selfappointed kings of the auction, Paul and Dale, only to be cut down to size. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours. 10.00 Closing Time: Norwich After Dark Documentary looking at Britain’s drinking culture. In Norwich, the programme follows partygoers, some who end up on the medical bus. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents. 12.00am Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring people who have had dodgy cosmetic surgery as they undergo corrective treatment. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Winter Road Rescue 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Louise Bevan

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Road Wars 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Air Ambulance ER 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x3) 2.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 Waterloo Road – see highlights. 9.30 Live At The Apollo 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Live At The Apollo 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 Sweat The Small Stuff 2.00 Who Needs Ibiza?

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 9.00 British Gardens In Time 10.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 11.00 Imagine... Bette Midler: The Divine Miss M 12.15am The Hunt For The Higgs: A Horizon Special 1.15 Troubadours

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x20 1.45 Royal Pains 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 10.50 Celebrity Juice: Bestest Bits 2014 11.55 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.50am Mom (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Without You 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am How I Met Your Mother (x2)

1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.20 Homes By The Sea 7.25 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.10 Gogglebox 11.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55am A Place In The Sun 2.00 One Born Every Minute

11.00am The Black Arrow (1948) 12.35pm Ten Little Indians (1965) 2.30 The Black Knight (1954) 4.15 The Professionals (1966) 6.35 Hairspray (2007) 9.00 Storage 24 (2012) 10.45 Man On Fire (2004) 1.35am Don’t Look Now (1973) 3.55 Close

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