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ews, reviews, food and wine; comment, listings, where to dine ... no, I’m not trying to win points for an amateur poetry submission – there’s just a lot going on in this issue. The Theatre Royal Brighton are tireless; how lucky we are to have such a venue on our doorsteps, presenting us with a continual stream of excellent theatre programming by a vast spectrum of talent. This week we’re highlighting Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia. A comment from the playwright himself convinces us that nobody is exempt from a little surprise every now and again: “In January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of The Birthday Party at the Victoria Rooms in Bristol. Just before it began, I realised with delight that Harold Pinter was
sitting in front of me.” We hazard a guess that this production of Tom’s own play will be a very pleasant surprise indeed – why not check it out. Our very own Andrew Kay is soon jetting off to pastures ... colder? He’s off to beautiful Canada, filming for Latest TV’s International Chef Exchange, but you can read his colourful column and food review on pages 12 and 15. Jo Brooks is back with celebrity antics on page 13, Victoria Nangle chats to comic Mark Thomas on page 19, and the Brighton Lights team share their weird and wonderful musings on pages 8 and 9. I could go on, but I won’t spoil it. Dig in and discover for yourselves! Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk
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FISH – THE ‘MOVEABLE FEAST’ TOUR Fish, effectively the performance wing of D. W. Dick, lyricist and songwriter, is a captivating frontman, punctuating his impassioned vocals with lyrical narrative digressions which often, like the story preceding Great War song cycle ‘High Wood’, touch as much as entertain. But the material presented him by Dick is not what it was, and when the shackles of history were finally thrown off with two songs from his Marillion pomp, he said more in the first few lines than he had in the previous hour-and-three-quarters. The audience, until then warmly appreciative, lit up like so many roman candles. Concorde 2, 16 December 2014 ★★★★★ Pete Langman
STATUS QUO: LIVE IN CONCERT Now in their mid-60s, Status Quo have been rocking for almost 50 years, and they still had them dancing in the aisles. Full of energy, lyrics and beats showing their years of playing together, they whipped up a whirlwind show full of classic tracks, fun toe-tappers, and crowd pleasing anthems, before ending with a bang with ‘Rockin’ All Over The World’. A great show, a fun atmosphere and brilliant performances and showmanship from Rossi, Parfitt and Brown. Enjoyed by fans young and old, new and long-standing, this was an entertaining way to let your hair down and start the Christmas holidays! The Brighton Centre, Saturday 20 December 2014 ★★★★★ Laura Fernandez-Kayne
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NO FIT STATE CIRCUS: NOODLES Connaught Theatre, 23 & 24 January 2015, £16, 01903 206206, www.worthingtheatres.co.uk In a sea of irreverent chaos and a world of knots, wires and spaghetti, a cooking show loses the plot as the noodles take over. Aerialists, handbalancers, wire-walkers, contortionists and magicians.
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Piers and Queers celebrates LGBT life in Brighton; WorldSkills at Sussex Downs College TALENTED YOUTH Louis Wilkinson, 20, from Newhaven, has been showing off his flair for brickwork with a festive themed display he built at Chichester College, in December. This was all part of his training (the third stage of eight) for WorldSkills. The talented youngster, who studied brickwork at Sussex Downs College in Eastbourne, has been shortlisted for the WorldSkills team. If successful in his training, Louis will find out in May if he has been selected to represent the whole of the UK in Brickwork at WorldSkills in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Good luck, Louie!
CELEBRATING TWO CENTURIES OF LGBT LIFE IN BRIGHTON Piers and Queers, a walking tour during the national LGBT History Month, follows in the footsteps of some of the historical Brightonians who lived outside the norms of sexuality and gender. Brighton’s current popularity as a gay-friendly city is well known, but Brighton has been attracting people who wanted to ‘escape to the seaside’ for over 200 years. And this included many people who we would now call LGBT. Piers and Queers is titled after Noel Coward’s appraisal of the city: “Ah, dear Brighton – piers, queers and racketeers,” and takes you on a stroll along the seafront and through 200 years of the city’s queer past. On the way, guide Ric Morris visits locations associated with
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well known names such as Oscar Wilde, Dusty Springfield and Lord Byron, each of whom had a special relationship with the city. He also visits the theatre where an Edwardian drag king performed, and the site of England’s first Civil Partnerships. The tour also looks at some lesser known but still extraordinary people. One Regency surgeon was the first female-born person to qualify as a doctor, and performed the first successful caesarian in British medicine. But because women were barred from the profession, he passed his whole adult life as a man. Another couple became the first known same-sex couple to marry in Brighton ... way back in 1923! Piers and Queers takes place on Sunday 15 & Sunday 22 February 2015 at 12 noon, meet in Regency Square by the statue, price £8/6 Also available as a private tour for 2-25 people all year round Email: info@onlyinbrighton.co.uk
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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat The new year brought the good news that our city’s bid for funding to restore Stanmer Park is a step closer. Stanmer Park is one of the largest public park lands in the city, and has a long and fascinating history. Settlements within the park date back to Saxon times, and much later the 18th century saw Stanmer House built. There is of course also Stanmer village and a score of historic farm buildings at the heart of the park. While it’s a popular destination with residents and visitors, much work is needed to restore the park’s natural landscape and Grade II listed buildings. Conservation of Stanmer Park’s unique natural environment contributed to our area successfully becoming a UN Biosphere last year, and it’s important that we continue to pursue this work. We will now receive a grant of nearly £300,000 from the Heritage Lottery Fund and Big Lottery Fund to develop detailed proposals in partnership with the South Downs National Park, residents, businesses and community groups. If successful, some £4m could be coming our way to put those plans into action. This is the latest in a raft of successful bids to the Heritage Lottery Fund, bringing money to our city. In October we got an HLF grant for the Pavilion and Museums to purchase more items for our public collections, and in June we got a similar ‘first round’ bid to develop proposals to refurbish the Volks Railway on the seafront. And of course the hugely successful restoration of The Level was in large part paid for through external grants. At a time when our funding from government is plummeting, and with soaring demand for other council services like social care, it’s crucial we continue to bring in external money for projects to improve our parks, roads and tourist attractions. Well done to all involved.
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en councillors are due to make a series of crucial decisions about housing in Brighton and Hove tomorrow (Wednesday). Rents will rise by about 2.2 per cent for almost 12,000 council tenants and a budget of £100 million for the coming year will almost certainly be approved. The Brighton and Hove City Council budget for housing – known as the Housing Revenue Account – is ringfenced. It is legally separate from the rest of the council’s income and outgoings. The basic HRA for the financial year starting in April totals £59 million. The capital budget, for projects like new homes or the more costly improvements to existing ones, is more than £41 million. One of the most visible results will be 150 new council homes, mostly flats. They will hardly make a dent in a waiting list that numbers in the thousands. But all four parties on the council – Greens, Conservatives, Labour and UKIP – appear to support the principle of the council building homes again. Perhaps as important, subject to agreement tomorrow, more than 200 homes in sheltered housing blocks will be modernised. The first step involves creating flats from some of the sheltered housing built in the 1960s and 1970s. It’s proving
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hard to let even though demand is rising. The proposed conversion work should make the empty flats more attractive to prospective tenants, easing pressure on the waiting list. The next steps in the “sheltered housing stock review” will be outlined in a few months’ time. The aim though is to find ways to help people live healthy and independent lives in their own homes for as long as possible. The council owns and manages about 850 sheltered flats and has almost 800 people on the waiting list. A report prepared for the council’s Housing Committee tomorrow said: “The council’s supply of affordable sheltered housing is supplemented by 908
Official projections suggest that there will be almost 3,400 people aged over 90 living in Brighton and Hove just six years from now sheltered flats managed by 14 registered providers (housing associations).” With people living longer, the problem doesn’t look likely to go away. The report also said: “At the time of the 2011 census there were 35,692 people aged 65 and over living in the city, representing 13 per cent of the total
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population.” Nearly 6,000 of those people were at least 85 years old and almost 2,300 were older than 90. Official projections suggest that there will be almost 3,400 people aged over 90 living in Brighton and Hove just six years from now. Among the problems in existing sheltered housing schemes is that so many flats have the bed in the lounge. But placing single vulnerable adults with complex needs in sheltered blocks that were meant for pensioners has compounded those problems. The Housing Committee report said: “Negative outcomes include safeguarding risks and increasing isolation, which both have a detrimental impact on the quality of life of residents and (are) also costly to manage.” At the end of last week a council scrutiny panel was due to look into problems affecting tenants in the private rented sector. Campaigners locally have flagged up a number of issues. They include the cost of renting, the quality of rented properties and the way that owners and managing agents have not always responded well when repairs and maintenance are required. Tomorrow the Housing Committee is expected to agree that a consultation should start on licensing more private rented properties. The law requires the council to license larger HMOs – or houses in multiple occupation. In addition it licenses smaller HMOs in the five wards with the most students. The scheme could be extended to seven more wards, including four in Hove. The existing register of licensed HMOs could also be made more widely available by being published on the council website. The Housing Committee will also be asked to agree a crackdown on parking in places like Ingram Crescent, Hove. The move is intended to make life easier for tenants and discourage other drivers from trying to dodge having to pay for parking on the street. Councillors will almost certainly approve – and the tougher approach will make a modest contribution to the council’s coffers too. The meeting tomorrow starts at 4pm at Hove Town Hall and is open to the public.
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wheel, ready for general maintenance. The popular seaside attraction is taking the rest of the month off, to recharge its batteries. But workers have assured Latest TV it will be spinning once again next month. WATCH YOUR STEP Sticking with the roads – cracked pavements are causing great ire out in west Hove. For those of you who havn't been out to
NORTH STREET SAFE? Last week saw a nasty accident involving two pedestrians and a bus in North Street, Brighton. The road is perhaps the city's busiest – with thousands of pedestrians, cyclists, buses and taxis passing along it every hour. Recently it was announced that thousands would be spent sprucing up the pavement area. But after this latest incident, would this money have been better spent on road safety? WE WILL REMEMBER He became a national hero after running away from his Hove care home to return to the beaches of Normandy. But now, D-Day veteran Bernard Jordan has died. Current city mayor Brian Fitch told us that he believes people can learn a lot from the way the 90-year-old refused to give in when he was told he could not go to the 70th anniversary commemorations. And I'm inclined to agree. The city has lost one of its finest role models.
GREEN DREAM Some great news for all city residents. That’s because a £4 million pound bid to transform Stanmer Park has been given the go ahead. The money from Heritage Lottery will be used to protect the environment and revamp its Grade Two listed buildings. But not everyone is happy – with existing tenants claiming they face increases in rents for poorly maintained properties. Let's hope in the bid to look to the future, the present is not forgotten.
increased by more than half in the last four years. It also highlights that the third sector contributes about £127 million to the local economy. So what makes our city so giving? Why not watch our report at www.thelatest.tv to find out.
CITY OF GIVING Brighton and Hove has been hailed a city of volunteers. Third sector leaders made the claim after a new report showed volunteering in the city had
WHEELS OFF If you've taken a walk by the sea recently, you'll have noticed the Brighton Wheel looking a little bit sorry for itself. Workers have removed all the pods from the
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STREET LIGHTING Cuts to town hall funding means that many authorities are cutting back on street lighting. In a national league table drawn up recently, both East and West Sussex are ranked among the top areas for switching off. But in Brighton and Hove, council bosses have gone the other way. They claim spending millions on fitting eco-friendly lighting will save the council more in the long run – that's not to mention protecting the environment. Latest TV’s James Dunham went to find out more about this bright idea ...
Richardson Road, you're missing out – it's a little oasis of independent traders just off New Church Road. But shoppers and traders are upset, as lorries mounting the kerbs are damaging the walkway. In recent weeks three people have reported injuries after tripping. This has prompted local councillor Graham Cox to call for action.
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WHEELS AWAY Worthing is gearing up for a twoday speed cycling extravaganza. You may not have heard of it before but Street Velodrome is dubbed the hottest new craze on two wheels. And the seaside town had been chosen to host a leg of the national cycling event which involves a pop-up racetrack. With television cameras (not just Latest TV's) expected, this is yet another boost to a town on the up.
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ANIMALS GET US Lynn Ruth Miller on ‘puppy eyes’ and intuitive natures .R. Gurney created a debutante in his comedy The Cocktail Hour who cries, “No one understands me but my horse”. The line got a big laugh, but it wasn’t a joke. Our horses, dogs and cats catch on to our moods a lot faster than our partners or our relatives do. Mothers, of course, are an exception. One glance from you tells them everything. My own mother insisted she could read my entire day’s activities on my forehead. It turned out that my puppy could do the same thing. A new study confirms that animals gather information and transmit it through their eyes. This can be very unsettling ... especially when sitting down to a holiday meal. There you are digging into your roast turkey and gobbling up your roast potatoes, when you feel a forceful presence watching you lift your fork to your mouth and chew those Brussels sprouts. You look down at Fido, his mouth open and saliva dripping down his fuzzy little chin. He is watching you so intently he doesn’t even blink. You would have to have a heart of iron to ignore the unbridled desire on your puppy’s face. Guilt overwhelms you and you slip him a bit of dark meat, and then a bit more. How can you resist? Fluffy is even more insistent. The minute you put your napkin on your lap, there she is, her whiskers quivering with desire. What can you do? You were the one who rescued her from the shelter. The other guests at the table try to ignore the fact that your cat is sitting ON the holiday table, lapping up your cranberry sauce as if it were catnip. Horses are even more capable of transmitting their needs to you with their unblinking eyes. Last year, I had Christmas dinner in the country and as I dug into my mince pie, I froze. There was Dobbin staring through the window with such intensity that the glass melted. It was no use. I picked up my plate and handed it over. This year, I have decided to fast for the holidays. It is a lot easier on my conscience. “An animal’s eyes have the power To speak a great language.” – Martin Buber
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o I want an extra shot of broccoli? In my smoothie? As well as the wheatgrass and cucumber? It increases the level of detoxification, you say? Well go on then. Broccoli in smoothies can mean only one thing ... it’s January! Detoxes, grit lorries and resolutions are the name of the game and by golly, am I playing. Less drinking, less smoking, more exercise and of course, more broccoli smoothies! But is it all worth it? Does it pay off? And who is winning here, the consumer or the
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consumed? The word ‘detox’ is actually rather misleading. If our bodies were so incapable of dealing with all the toxins we consume, we would all unfortunately be dead. Our bodies are always naturally detoxifying – separating out the good from the bad, and expelling the bad and making use of the good. So what good is a detox? An increase in the amount of greenery, you say? Perhaps we should have more broccoli and cabbage ... well let’s not be too hasty, as both these sneaky veggies have an ever-so-slight proportion of cyanide in them. You know that one, right? The one that
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A LITTLE RESOLUTION Guy Lloyd on the task of becoming a better man is deadly beyond belief. Well our clever bodies break this sneaky toxin down and expel him. Naturally. Whether we are on a detox or not. The best remedy to ensure our bodies are functioning properly is to exercise more, stop smoking, eat a balanced diet and drink in moderation. This doesn’t mean you need to cut out alcohol or sweet things. It just means you should drink and eat the naughty treats in moderation. Think about the fat and carbohydrate content and eat or drink accordingly. Another great tip is to relax and de-stress ... and one of the best ways to do this is to watch Brighton Lights! Coming up on the show this week we’ve got comedian Lewis Schaffer telling us why Americans are so much better than us Brits. Lee Venables from One Off Chairs provides us with some amazing chairs and tells us about his inspirations behind them. James Turnbull from Otherplace Productions pops in to tell us about all the great shows he’s got coming up, whilst Volunteer Virginia Barnacle inspires us. Chris Grayston tells us all about the National UK Songwriting Competition and Mr B The Gentlemen Rapper politely tells us about hip-hop. Music this week comes from Electric 4-piece Uncle Arthur. Watch us on Freeview Channel 8, Virgin Media Channel 159 or stream live online at www.thelatest.tv. If you ever want to be part of our fantastic live audience, get yourselves down to The Latest Music Bar for 6.30pm every Tuesday night. The drinks are reasonably priced, and you even get one free on your arrival! I hear we have the cheapest broccoli smoothies in town, too ...
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appy New Year? Well ultimately, it’s up to you isn’t it? I struggle with the whole New Year thing. At some point in history, someone made up time, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, etc. We went along with this and then at some point, someone decided to mark the end of the year with the biggest hangover. And with the arrival of facebook, we now have everyone sharing their ups and downs from the previous year and their hopes and dreams for the following year.
But really it just continues, doesn’t it? This ‘time’ thing we like to pigeon-hole into categories. Why wait for next year? Why wait for tomorrow? Get on with it now, people. You may be dead tomorrow. This is why I’ve avoided New Year’s resolutions over the last few years. I used to set them and they were nearly always impossible to achieve (give up drinking, marry Lily Allen, etc). I tried a couple of dry Januarys and it was the most miserable time of my life. I find January unbearable at the best of times. Compared to December, it’s quite a comedown. Why would you not allow yourself a drink during the darkest time of the year? Yes, there are health benefits after the indulgence of Christmas, but surely you deserve the odd glass of wine or a beer after work? I know I do. I have re-set my resolutions. But it’s not something I do at the start of a new year. It’s something I try to do every day. A ‘work in progress’, if you like. And that goal is simple; to be a better person – a better father, husband, friend, presenter, footballer, dancer (Dad dancing is creeping in). Try to better myself and become a better man than I was yesterday.
Why wait for tomorrow? Challenge myself, work on my flaws, listen to my wife when she says I’m being unbearable and try to change myself. I mean, that’s all we really have left isn’t it? If you looked at the world as a whole, it’s pretty grim in places and without putting a downer on your 2015 already, I can only see it getting worse. And by that, I mean the things that seem out of our control; poverty, wars, corrupt politicians ... yeah sure we can vote, but how can we really change the world? We change our own. We become better people and that invariably improves and influences the lives of the people around us. If we’re happy, then our friends, family and work colleagues will feel the benefit of that. I’m not doing a Russell Brand here. I’m just asking you to love yourself, strive for selfimprovement and spread the love with the people around you. It’s all we have left. But it’s a very powerful thing. Happy New Year.
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Marina Life Kirsty Pollard: Relaunching the Marina Gold Card for 2015!
he Gold Card is back, and this year why not download the new mobile app? Register now at www.brightonmarina.co.uk to receive your 2015 Brighton Marina Gold Card online or by post. Now in its fifth year, this smart savings card boasts over forty year-round exclusive offers at a range of the great attractions at Brighton Marina. Brighton Marina and Chandlers Mini Brighton have once again joined forces with a 2015 free prize draw to win a Mini One, worth over £15,000. Registered Gold Card holders will be entered into a free prize draw where one lucky winner will win the Mini One in December. This was so popular last year, we’ve decided to bring it back, and it’s so easy to enter. Terms and conditions apply but if you are a registered Gold Card holder, aged 18 or over and live in the UK, then you are in with a chance. New is Jimmy’s Restaurant, a global buffet that will blow you away with the sounds, smells and tastes of over 100 dishes served up by an army of chefs. Here, gold card holders will receive 20% off an evening food bill. Everybody loves a cream tea, and recently opened Queenie May’s Tea Rooms will give you £1 off with your card. There is so much more, including 20% off at Frankie & Benny’s, Café Rouge, Katarina Harvester, Coast to Coast and Memories of India, along with 15% off at the Seattle Restaurant, and this is just a taster of the benefits you can expect. At marina stores you will find savings between 10% and 20% off at participating shops. Sasta fitness are offering 1/3 off their weight loss package; an absolute must after the festive season! And for the more active there is discounted membership at Marina Studios and on powerboat, fishing and scuba diving deals that are not to be missed. To get your 2015 Gold Card and free entry into the prize draw to win a Mini One, apply online. Register at www.brightonmarina.co.uk, complete the form and your card will be delivered to your home within seven working days. Or go digital with our new mobile app. Then it’s smart marina savings for the rest of the year. Brighton Marina is bursting with things to do. With an eight-screen cinema, 26-lane bowling alley, casino and fitness clubs, there is never a dull moment. If you love to shop, you’ll enjoy exploring the waterfront where you’ll find a selection of specialist stores. When it’s time to relax, there’s a fantastic array of cafés and restaurants to tempt you from around the globe, amongst pubs and more traditional gourmet fish and chips on the quayside. Or why not make a night of it and stay over at the boutique hotel, enjoying harbourside views? For a full list of the participating venue offers, terms, and to apply, visit www. brightonmarina.co.uk. Get ready to set sail for smart savings today!
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Which-erati Are You? You've heard of the literati, the glitterati, and now, so held me, the twitterati (and even, in impolite circles, a similar, disparaging term for feminists beginning with 'c' that is unfit to print. You know the one). But this year the Oxford English Dictionary has announced that it is accepting a dozen such neologisms for different social elites based upon this 'literati' formulation: Bitterati Brita-rati Critterati Ditterati Flitterati Fritterati Gritterati Kwik-Fitterati
You might recall that quite recently we asked you to vote for the greatest ever Brightonian, pub, and defunct Brighton retailer. Actually you probably don't recall, but no matter, because now we'd like you to vote for the greatest event ever to occur within the environs of Brighton and Hove. 1 The West Pier burning down mysteriously. 2 The old Argus building burning down mysteriously. 3 That time someone put knitted bootees on the statue of Max Miller in the Pavilion gardens. 4 Chris Eubank getting his monster truck stuck on East Street. 5 Abba winning the Eurovision song contest in 1974. 6 The Ash-Daniels knee-trembler up that alleyway in Quadrophenia. 7 The pier ghost train spontaneously combusting in 2005. 8 Big Beach Boutique 2. 9 The 45 seconds from Carry On at Your Convenience. 10 Brighton Museum's five-monthlong exhibition built around the 45 seconds from Carry On at Your Convenience. 11 The Juicy Awards. 12 The Royal Albion Hotel burning down in 1998. 13 Chris Eubank's fireworks on the beach debacle. 14 The Moulsecoomb riots. 15 Cinemateque's Laurel & Hardy night every Christmas. 16 The closing of the Gardner Arts Centre. 17 The shooting during that free party in St. Andrew's Church, Waterloo Street 18 When the “Ditty Man” got a website.
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The upper echelons of CAMRA That circle of people who pride themselves on the possession of expensive water-filters The great and the good of British wildlife conservationists and woodland naturalists The top level of experts in, commentators on, and fans of the music of Karl Ditters Von Dittersdorf The cream of Fairydom The most profligate younger sons of the aristocracy The haute monde of council gritting lorry drivers The most influential members of the well-known car servicing and repair chain An initiative in Bristol to raise awareness of the littering of public spaces The elite makers, vendors and consumers of kebabs The most avid consumers of the German square chocolate bar The elder members of the Frankie Howerd Appreciation Society
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t’s true, I lead a charmed life – or so you would think. Yes, I do get to eat out a lot and taste fabulous foods and wines. Yes, I get to go to the theatre and see wonderful shows and concerts. Yes, for the past few years my work has taken me abroad to all corners of Europe and now in 2015 I am, as you read this, in Vancouver. Jet setter me! You’re absolutely right. I would never deny that what I do for a living would seem to others like one long, happy holiday. It’s true, it is a privilege to see so much of the world, to taste the culinary delights of other countries and to watch some of the best entertainment on offer. Life could be so much more dull than mine is I am sure. There, I’ve admitted it. Are you all happy now?
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I love my life and my work – I am one very lucky man I really hope so, because so many people when they meet me seem to think that my life is a breeze. Fun yes, exotic too. But a breeze? No. Behind every trip is one heck of a lot of work and preparation. Plans have to be made, crew organised and people cajoled into joining in and playing nicely. Thank heavens I work so closely with dedicated pros like Mr M, Ms G de V and the pixies here at Latest Land of course. For every meal out there is the inevitable time sat at the computer digesting that meal and looking for the right way to write it up. For every show the same – finding those right words does not always come easily. I’m sure everyone has heard the term ‘writer’s block’, well for a food writer it is ‘writer’s constipation’ – better not to follow that analogy through though … My new world of TV is a whole lot more complicated. It may seem like a jolly to head off to Sicily or Sweden but below the surface there is a whole lot that needs to be sorted. Once the trip has been planned on paper the second stage of work starts. It’s not just a case of tipping up, pointing a camera and hoping
Getting my head around some of those foreign names is no easy matter for the best. Research takes time, we have to find the right people and places to film, seek permission and create a shooting schedule. When that is all in place I have to prepare. That means several things, starting with wardrobe. Oh I know that I look fabulous at all times, but it doesn’t come easy. Each day of shooting I need at least two clean and pressed outfits, sometimes more. I suspect that Fern Britton has someone to do that for her but for me it’s a long slog at an ironing board pressing shirts and trousers
and then packing them carefully so that I look less than ragged on screen. Then there’s script. Casual as it may appear, I do have to prepare some of what I say in advance, and getting my head around some of those foreign names is no easy matter. So I have my wardrobe, my words – and me. I get on a plane and I get off. On a good trip that first evening will be free time to get acclimatised – not always though, sometimes it’s touch down and get stuck in. From there on it’s a whirlwind of activity. My trusty colleague Mr N clips on a microphone at the breakfast table and from that point on I am being watched and listened to. You have to be very careful what you do and say. Filming takes place all day and sometimes late into the night. In between shots I have paperwork to do, release forms and the like – which I hate but there you go, it’s not all smiles and drinks and tasty bites. I love it of course, but make no mistake it’s a job, and one that I take very seriously.
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WIN ‘WILD’ FILM GOODIES ‘Wild’, out in cinemas this month, is a story which captures the terrors and pleasures of one young woman forging ahead on an intrepid journey that maddens, strengthens, and ultimately heals her. Cheryl Strayed, with absolutely no experience and driven only by sheer determination, hikes more than a thousand miles of the Pacific Crest Trail, alone. We’ve got three ‘Wild’ goodie bags (including a backpack, notepad, tshirt and book) to give away to anyone who can answer this question:
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CHIN UP, ADELE According to The Sun, multi-platinum selling, Grammy/Oscar/BRIT award-winning genius artiste Adele has turned to ‘the fat dancer from Take That’, Robbie Williams, to cheer her up, amid rumours of a split from her husband Simon Konecki. The release of the Brighton-based singer’s hotly anticipated third album has also been delayed. We send you love from Brighton Adele, and hope you’ll soon be back for good in our fair city.
HITTING THE SLOPES ussex resident Heather Mills will be brushing off her salopettes as she joins the celebrity line-up for Channel 4 reality show, The Jump. Heather and 15 other celeb contestants will take on the challenge of their lives as they take part in winter sports including skeleton, bobsledding, speed skating and skiing. Heather has a head start on the other participants, being a 2013 Winter Games silver medallist in slalom skiing. The former Mrs Paul McCartney will be joined on the show by gents ex-England Rugby captain
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25 YEARS OF PRIDE Brighton Pride is back and it’s bigger than ever! This year the UK’s biggest and best Pride event celebrates the 25th Anniversary of Pride in our City and in recognition of this milestone, organisers have announced the 2015 theme as ‘Carnival of diversity’. Organisers have said that this theme “will encompass everything that has become iconic about the diverse, creative and open-minded community that makes Brighton and Hove internationally famous.” Pride is the most popular visitor attraction in the City’s event calendar and in 2014 it smashed previous fundraising targets, raising over £65,000 for The Rainbow Fund. After such an amazing year, it is no surprise that Pride won the 2014 Sussex Life magazine Tourism Ambassador Award. Check out www.brightonpride.org for more news ...
Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com
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THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, The Chilli Pickle
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THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444 Street Thai
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local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com
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The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384
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HAPPY … Well, better late than never – a Christmas review t seems like a lifetime since we all decked our halls with boughs of something or other. Christmas does, after all, come but once a year. Mine was a quiet affair this year, spent with a small group of friends, and none of us fancied the rigours of doing the whole turkey malarkey. I had done it a few weeks before for my TV show Cook It! (I hope you were watching!) and it was rather jolly, perhaps more enjoyable for not being tied to the drama of cooking on Christmas day. Four of us decided to find a place to dine out on Christmas day. In the past, two of us had been to The Restaurant at drakes where we had a simply amazing meal, but this time we had with us one friend’s elderly mother. Not that she has a small appetite, far from it, she is a trencherwoman of the highest order. No, it was simply that her taste in food at 87 is far simpler than the exotic seven or eight courses being offered by many of the better places that were open on Christmas day. I did some research and found that The Bull at Ditchling was doing a Christmas day lunch at a, by comparison, modest £65 a head. I read the menu and it was delightfully simple, ideal for our older companion – so we booked a table for four, well in advance of the day, and relaxed. No shopping, no cooking and no washing up filled my heart with a kind of festive joy that I have only felt once before in the last thirty-odd years. Somehow Christmas lunch has been a cross that I had been given to bear ... ooh, weird religious cross-referencing there. We arrived absolutely on time and were shown to our table, close to a roaring and well attended log fire. The table was beautifully set and our crackers had our names printed on them, a nice touch and useful for the waiter in placing our pre-ordered choices. I didn’t mind a
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bit ordering in advance for this very busy meal and it did mean that there would be little food waste. First out was a glass of Ridgeview, our favourite Sussex sparkler made just a mile or so down the road, how delightfully appropriate was that. And with it canapes, all of which were prettily arranged and tasty. It was a very promising start. Next our starters. Three of us had the foie gras terrine, very nice indeed, with toasted brioche and a good chutney. It was generous too considering what was still to come. Ms C chose the goats cheese in a shell of crispy fried crumbs, an unusual choice for her but one that she declared excellent. We were far less adventurous for the main course, not choosing the scallops, which I spotted and looked at with envy. No, for us it was turkey – and very good it was too. The rolled breast was filled with a sweet chestnut stuffing and sliced thick. It came with all of the appropriate trimmings and vegetables and there was a dish of extra vegetables served on the side, not that they were really neccessary. If I had one complaint it would be that the sprouts were the crispy side of al dente and I have to admit that I
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like my sprouts a touch softer. It’s a small point and I supect that I was in a minority for thinking this. For dessert two of us went the route of Xmas pud and brandy sauce. I loved it, a sensible portion and nice and rich. Two chose the chocolate mousse with creme de menthe jelly. That looked rather good too, although I am not crazy about that choccy mint combo so loved by others. To drink, more Ridgeview and a bottle of Chilean white made with pedro ximenez grapes, an unusual wine that proved a great balance for the rich turkey. After that coffee and petit four, rather good honey nougat and a small chocolate confection. I tweeted throughout and had a strange reply from someone querying if I was really there. I think my photographs should have been the proof of that. I now look forward to going back to try the kitchen once again. The Bull, 2 High Street, Ditchling, West Sussex, BN6 8TA, 01273 843147 thebullditchling.com
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AN EXCELLENT VINTAGE
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Stephen Quinn delights in wines from the French Graves region
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ON THE GRAPEVINE Gravel soil
he Graves region of France is considered the birthplace of Bordeaux wine. Over time, vines planted on the outskirts of the city of Bordeaux expanded south to the river Garonne to form the Graves. The name comes from gravel, the main type of soil in the region. The classified growths or “cru classe” of Graves consist of about 500 hectares under vine, representing about 10 per cent of the vines in the region. Reds dominate over whites in terms of hectares planted, and while the reds are better known, the whites are excellent. A tasting of 1998 Cru Classe de Graves reds in London revealed a vintage just entering an ideal drinking phase. These wines could also be cellared for another three to four decades. Graves was recognised as an official classification only in 1953, despite the fact that some of the estates were founded up to 700 years ago. The most famous of the Graves reds is Chateau Haut-Brion, one of the prestigious five First Growths classified in 1855. Haut-Brion is the only one of the five from the Graves area. Because of its reputation, HautBrion is expensive. The 1998 vintage sells for about £220–£250 per 750ml bottle. The 1998 vintage is 59 per cent merlot and 29 per cent cabernet sauvignon, with the balance cabernet franc. The merlot drives the wine, providing a sense of ripeness and opulence. It has a pristine nose displaying an essence of black olives and black tar pebble minerality, followed by an abundance of black fruits with a slightly savoury touch, plus soft tannins. A feature of Haut-Brion is the consistent line of winemakers from the same family: Georges Delmas was chief winemaker from 1921 until he retired in 1961, when his son Jean-Bernard succeeded him, who in turn was succeeded by his son Jean-Philippe in 2003. Other Graves reds from 1998 are not as expensive as Haut-Brion and represent excellent value for people keen to drink mature Bordeaux.
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DR CAROLINE OPRANDI
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fter taking pupils to various STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering & Maths) events, it has become apparent to me that the state sector looks woefully under-represented. The UK government, heavily supported by the EU, are pouring money into STEM related initiatives – which is fantastic – but it is the independent schools that are benefiting from this the most, not the state sector. Now it’s hardly rocket science, but teachers in the state sector are simply stretched to the maximum as it is, and do not have the time to take up these great initiatives. Ofsted no longer A change in mindset Furthermore, include extra-curricular activities as a specific inspection by society is requirement. urgently required I wholeheartedly agree with Sir Rod Aldridge when he said; “Everyone has the right to expect an exciting, engaging and relevant education, regardless of who they are, or where they live.” However, it is not just a question of throwing money at the problem and taking pupils, say, on a trip to the seaside. After having worked with the brilliant Professor Nick von Tunzelmann at the Scientific Policy Research Unit (University of Sussex), I am finally applying some of the research. Yet a change in mindset by society is still urgently required. There is no reason why someone in the independent sector is more capable of doing physics and maths compared to someone in the state sector. I have previously touched upon how science was held back in the past by religion (scientists lost their lives if they dared to go against church doctrine) and also by the rights, or lack thereof, of women (women did not go to university). Yet there is still a mountain to climb regarding ‘poverty of aspiration’ for the disadvantaged. Here at PACA, we had a great time making comets at the recent University of Sussex Astronomy Masterclass – I was so proud of the pupils’ behaviour throughout the day. Now that was rocket science. Follow me: @CarolineOprandi
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FRAGMENTS OF TRUTH Rivalry, desire, discovery ... Tom Stoppard’s awardwinning Arcadia comes to the Theatre Royal Brighton heatre Royal Brighton Productions and English Touring Theatre present a new touring production of Tom Stoppard’s undisputed masterpiece, Arcadia, which will open at Theatre Royal Brighton on 30 January 2015 before touring to playhouses around the UK. Directed by Blanche McIntyre, who has at the age of 34 already won a number of coveted awards, this will be the first major UK tour of Arcadia since its original production over 20 years ago. The cast includes Brighton based actress Dakota Blue Richards, well known for her role in The Golden Compass. In 19th century rural Derbyshire, secret desires and professional rivalries take hold of the residents of Sidley Park. The daughter of the house, Thomasina Coverly, is a bright and talented pupil tutored by Byron's friend Septimus Hodge, who makes a startling discovery well ahead of her time. In the present day, academics Hannah Jarvis and Bernard Nightingale attempt to piece together the fragments of truth that tell her story.
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GROWN UP! A passion for great food, wine and local produce at new Brighton venue, Grow 40
elcome to Brighton's newest cosy corner. Grow 40 is all about local, homegrown produce – we grow or produce goods with our own green fingers, at our own property – we even have our own herb garden on the roof! We water it, weed it and crop it every day. The winter months of course slow us down, but come the spring we will be back at our strongest; being able to offer our own homegrown rocket and herbs will be merely a snapshot of what we can do.
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We grow and pick our very own herbs and leaves ... you can’t get more local than that! We are situated in the heart of Brighton's vibrant, buzzing North Laine, so that alone has its charm. Diners can enjoy a three course meal or simply come and relax over a glass of wine, a local cheeseboard or our South Coast Charcuterie Board produced by Alan Barttlet; charcuterie that is totally British and very original in both taste and quality. A number of top chefs – who discovered Alan first – are featuring his array of cured produce, and we ourselves are proud to bring him to Brighton to show off the best of his British coppa and lomo. Our aim is to source our ingredients from independent or local suppliers wherever possible and we grow and pick our very own herbs and leaves, when the seasons permit. You can't get more local than that! And here's something for the wine lovers too ... not only do we have over 300 wines on site to taste and enjoy but we also have a sommelier, or wine specialist, on hand. Steve, who is one of the founders of Grow 40, has created a wine club behind the scenes, and is always happy to assist with wine tastings or wine matching, just to add that little bit of ‘vino’ touch to the Grow 40 experience. You can come and enjoy a cosy
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evening or afternoon with your favourite bottle, and if you are passionate about wine we can even enrol you into our Wine Club (limited numbers only), with access to our private ‘members only’ wine snug on the top floor. Wanting something fun to do with friends? We've got lots going on in 2015! We'll be hosting monthly wine tastings and food demos for groups of eight or more where you can come and try wines from around the world, expertly matched with some of our dishes, and you can meet our Chef Patron Mickael Blanchett, who trained with The Pig Hotel Group for two years and worked under James Golding. He is passionate about everything British, and local. Discover our food, get up close and personal and learn about dish preparation before tucking in ... with your selected wines! Grow 40 can cater for private dinner parties, champagne and canapé receptions and special events too. We have the space, and we hope to fulfil the demand for relaxed surroundings, professional quality and original style! Just drop in and talk to one of our Grow 40 team, or email us with any enquiries. Grow40, 40 Kensington Gardens, Brighton, BN1 4AL, 01273 622519 / grow40.com
GROW 40 Brighton’s newest cosy corner! Delicious homegrown fresh ingredients, over 200 wines to choose from, cheese and charcuterie plates and even a private ‘Members Only’ Wine Club snug.
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DOUBTING THOMAS Acclaimed comic and activist Mark Thomas returns to his awarding-winning memoir show for his father: Bravo Figaro. He’s also in town with his new show about being targeted by the secret service – Victoria Nangle digs a little ... Hi Mark, how is today treating you? Rushed but good thank you. Mixture of unfinished work and unfinished play. You’ve returned to your show ‘Bravo Figaro’, which I’m very pleased about as I missed it first time around. Having done another show (‘Cuckooed’) since then what made you return to this one? Lots of coincidences. The offer to perform it in New Zealand and Australia made me think about the show again and how much I enjoyed performing it. The chance to perform it in May alongside ‘Cuckooed’ at the BAC in London. But the chance to perform both shows back to back was what sealed it for me. It’s billed as being about your relationship with your dad. Has doing the show made you change your ideas at all as to how you see that relationship? Yes. Doing his show and his death have made me a lot more forgiving. And has it made you any more self-conscious of the relationships that you build with your own kids? Nope. I have and will always continue to be the embarrassment they know and love. Nationally and internationally, we seem to be going to hell in a hand basket lately – with schools being attacked, the siege in the coffee shop in Australia, the almost ‘normalisation’ of war crimes that were released by the CIA etc. Do you see the goodness provoked like #illwalkwithyou as optimistic? We have been going to hell in a basket for a long time, all you have to do is cast your mind back to Dressden or Vietnam or Shatilla or Sharpville. I am always optimistic. Our capacity for kindness is what has made it all bearable.
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around and found old friends who were involved in the story, I interviewed them about the show and play some of those interviews in the show. That process has left me closer to those people than ever. Trust is what binds us together, it is the cornerstone of any and every movement for progressive social change. If your kids put on a show to demonstrate their love for you, what do you think they’d consider your secret passions to be – to honour you? Most of my passions are publically known, but taking them walking to look for stone circles and getting lost would be high on the list. Any new year’s resolutions? Spend more time looking for stone circles. Bravo Figaro, Ropetackle Centre, Shoreham, Wednesday 25 January 2015, 8pm, £14, 01273 464440, ropetacklecentre.co.uk Cuckooed, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Thursday 5 March 2015, £16/14, 01273 709709, brightondome.org
I love your merchandise on your website. Is it just me or is all of it pretty much motivated by spreading acts of dissent as far and wild as possible? The merchandise has two purposes, to spread mischief and to pay my researcher her wages. Your latest show, ‘Cuckooed’, tells of the extent of the government’s monitoring of your actions and infiltration into your life. A lot of your shows have a spine of spreading optimism and hope – has this affected your ability to hang on to this, with your trust abused so? Bizarrely, in the telling of this show I have gone
After your 100 Acts Of Minor Dissent, racking them up at such a pace in 2013/14, did you find it difficult to stop cold turkey? Sort of – on one hand it was a relief, on the
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Circle and Tony Awards for Best New Play, Alan Bennett's masterpiece was voted the nation's favourite play in a recent national survey. Set in the 1980s, The History Boys is a comic drama about adolescent schoolboys – an unruly bunch of bright, funny sixth-formers in pursuit of sex, sport and a place at university; a maverick English teacher at odds with the young and shrewd supply teacher; a headmaster obsessed with results and a history teacher who thinks he’s a fool. Staffroom rivalry and the anarchy of adolescence provoke insistent questions about history and how you teach it, about education and its purpose. Presented in a brand new touring production from the producers of Avenue Q (UK Tour), Spring
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS Alan Bennett’s masterpiece returns, having been voted the nation’s favourite play
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AN EVENING WITH PETER JAMES nternational bestselling crime fiction writer Peter James will be sharing anecdotes about his life as one of Brighton’s most famous sons, over dinner at The Grand on 12 February. The evening with Peter James is hosted by the Mayor and Mayoress of Brighton, Councillor Brian and Mrs Norah Fitch, and is one of a series of Mayor’s Events that will raise money for local charities. This year, The Argus Appeal, The Martletts Hospice and BHT are the beneficiaries. Peter is much in demand as an after dinner speaker around the world, talking to lawyers, policemen and private investigators, and an evening spent with him promises to give new insights into the minds of criminals and the people who catch them. Peter’s books will be available for purchase and signing. Tickets £45 including dinner and wine are available online via the council website: visit www.brighton-hove.gov.uk and search for Mayors’ Charities.
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AMAZING GRACE ollowing the nationwide critically acclaimed hit premiere stage production of Peter James’ The Perfect Murder earlier last year, the bestselling work of the No.1 novelist returns to the stage in 2015 with the adaptation of his most famous and popular book to date, and the first book that featured James’ now famous character of Detective Roy Grace – Dead Simple. You can catch it at Brighton’s Theatre Royal later in February. Mon 23 – Sat 28 February 2015
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ell goodness, we have certainly found ourselves in the middle of a chilly January! Although at time of writing we have yet to see snow, it is assuredly mightily cold in our fair city. Even under the bright lights of the TV studio the cold temperatures prevail. I have come to realise, however, that my chill is not in any way helped by an extreme love for watching Christmas films – as much as seeing snow falling on embracing couples warms the heart, it does nothing for the chill in one’s fingers! And so, I am resolved, let us for the moment only speak of warmer things. Two new films out this week, Wild and American Sniper, involve not only great heat but great performances – the type that command one’s attention. Wild is a tour de force for Reese Witherspoon as she plays Cheryl, an ex-addict undertaking a 1,100 mile solo hike in order to recover from a recent catastrophe. The film was screened as part of the CineCity festival in December and those who managed to catch it spoke incredibly highly of Witherspoon’s performance. The film is based on the memoir Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail by Cheryl Strayed, and is brutally honest. It perfectly balances the emotional torment that leads Cheryl to abusing heroin and sleeping around in flashbacks with the emotional salve of extreme physical hardship. American Sniper is also based on a true story: Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle spends a decade saving the lives of American marines in Iraq by taking out any and all possible threats, including women and children. His pinpoint accuracy turns him into a battlefield legend with the highest ever kill rating. Back home, however, he finds that he cannot leave the war behind. Bradley Cooper, recently seen doing some sterling work in, well, almost everything last year, plays Chris Kyle. Sienna Miller, making a surprise return to being allowed to actually act, plays his wife, Taya. The real Chris Kyle was killed in 2013 at a shooting range whilst attempting to help a veteran with severe PTSD, but Cooper’s method acting has been said to be so good that the Navy SEALs who worked with Kyle and trained Cooper said they felt their friend’s presence. Tune in to PostFeature on Latest TV, on Wednesdays at 6.30pm and 8.30pm to see if the film, too, is up to snuff!
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e’ve just started designing this year’s book – Brighton’s Artists 2015 – which means three things: Tesco on Queen’s Road needs to up its game restocking the Rioja shelf. No-one in the house of Krog is going to get a decent night’s sleep until March, as all Arty endeavours have to fit around our ‘normal’ jobs, so tend to be nocturnal or weekend. And our neighbours are being treated to the Gypsy Kings playing on the loop – because when you’re subbing layouts and necking red wine at 2am there’s nothing like a Spanish rhythm to keep you going. Ian Hodgson What’s really motivating us, though, is the excitement as each participating artist submits their imagery and we get to see both the evolution of Arty regulars and the new artwork that will feature this year. We’ve worshipped the talent of Ian Hodgson since we first met him. Whether representing the human form or local architecture, his intricate drawings all reference the transformative process of journey. So it’s fascinating to see Val Fawbert that his own path has taken him back to Brighton’s Peace Statue once more. Also taking inspiration from the city – but applying a dramatically different technique – is one of the book’s new entrants for 2015, Val Fawbert. Working with a palette knife and acrylics, Val skims and scrapes to bring energy to the sculptural, kinetic characters that appear to arrive and depart from her compelling, textural canvases.
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OUT OF TOWN ‘Revealing the Nature Around Us’ is local artist Claire Harrison’s first solo show in Sussex and explores relationships and forms from the natural world that we normally overlook. Claire explores the miniature, miniscule and microscopic of the floral and insect worlds – fascinated by patterns that repeat in nature on all scales. Claire Harrison See for yourself at the Ropetackle, Shoreham-by-sea, until 27 February. www.artymagazines.com
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THIN ICE
When you can’t tell the fools from the kings, is it still funny?
EVENT: ROYAL PAVILION'S ICE RINK It’s the last week of the Royal Pavilion’s Ice Rink, so if you fancy a go – get your skates on! With a cafe/restaurant/bar on site, even the less enthusiastically active can enjoy themselves – from the sidelines. But really... the best fun will be on the ice. Royal Pavilion, until Sunday 18 Jan, 9.45am–9.45pm, £13
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EVENT: LAUGHING HORSE COMEDY Saturday night comedy show in the centre of town, with a top selection of comics, including: George Egg, Rachel Parris, Njambi McGrath, James Campbell and compere Dave Chawner. The Quadrant, Sat 17 Jan, 8.30pm, £7/6
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SERIOUSLY FUNNY? olitics and comedy are odd bedfellows. On the one hand, there is a strong and respected history of satire and plaintalking – from Shakespeare’s fools dressing up the hurtful truths to Ben Elton laying into “Mrs Thatch”, with cartoons in Punch and Private Eye tripping up politicians along the way too. On the other hand, it’s rather odd that the fools are now being invited to the war table and being asked to join those they mock on an equal footing, as seen on Newsnight. Is Russell Brand a revolutionary or a man who has spent many years honing an articulate and charismatic show? That would be a comic, then. It first started working the other way around in recent history when Ronald Reagan became president of the United States in the 1980s. An actor? Being a politician? Can anyone take him seriously? Well, considering how chilly the Cold War got under his beady eye we’d be fools not to. Then we had the same thing again with Arnold Schwarzenegger. And finally in this country when Boris Johnson – editor of comment and satire-filled weekly magazine The Spectator – became Mayor Of London. Coming up, Eddie Izzard has said that he will throw his hat into the ring to be London Mayor next time around and that – for some reason – doesn’t sound odd at all.
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Politicians have been trying to earn ‘cool’ kudos with appearances on Have I Got News For You and pop stars at Number Ten for a while now, but some have asked whether it’s the kids with the ‘cool’ parents that really benefit, or if boundaries really are a good thing. Who else misses being able to rail against authority that stuck by its unpopular guns, alongside Spitting Image puppets and punk comics that hit each other over the head with saucepans? It’s not all left-wing voices calling from the stand-up stage pulpit either. In recent months Andrew Lawrence caused quite an stirring amongst the comedy community when he voiced his criticisms of “moronic, liberal back-slapping on panel shows” on Facebook. And he claims he’s not a political comedian. And he’s not. The only way to keep satire separate is to allow off-stage its own arena in these enlightened days of social media. There is no ‘private opinion’ any more. So perhaps you should just judge the comedians on their jokes and the politicians on their actions. Now there’s a revolutionary idea. Andrew Lawrence: Reasons To Kill Yourself, Komedia, Monday 15 January, 8pm, £14, www.komedia.co.uk/brighton/
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ART: COLIN RUFFELL An early user of acrylics from the early ‘60s, Brighton resident Colin Ruffell's latest interest focuses on acrylographs, a new hybrid art from combining giclee and painting. This exhibition features 19 cityscapes from around the globe. 35 North Contemporary Fine Art, 35 North Road. 17 Jan–28 Feb ART: THE AMAZING ANALOGUE: HOW WE PLAY PHOTOGRAPHY German photographer Jan von Holleben collaborates with young people from Brighton and employs perspective, props and a box of tricks that owes much to the early film pioneers. Exploring a mysterious archive of unidentified slides and negatives, Jan and his young team set out to discover what the strange images might depict, and to construct incredible machines that might help to analyse them. Hove Museum & Art Gallery, New Church Road, 0300 290900. Until 3 March
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ursting onto the scene with her performance of ‘Buffalo Stance’ on Top of the Pops in 1988 whilst pregnant, and then returning to the charts with her her best known song ‘Manchild’, baby in tow, Neneh Cherry has before and since paddled her own canoe, interspersing the odd solo album (only four in total) with countless collaborations that span rap, reggae, jazz and punk. Born in Sweden to a Swedish painter and textile artist, and a Sierra Leone drummer, her mother then married Don Cherry, an American jazz musician, who helped to bring her up as well as introducing her to his family, who include
musician Eagle-Eye Cherry. “The way they were with their creativity, their art … the music, and their idea of how they want to live, was all very much connected. They had an idea that they wanted to create together, with other people. So our house was an ‘open house’. A lot of people visited, a lot of musicians came. That upbringing has definitely filtered through into who I am and the way I live”, Cherry has said about her upbringing. After moving to New York in the early ‘70s, she left school at age 14 and eventually went to London, where she quickly identified with the likes of Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex. “One day I was singing along to their records, Germfree Adolescents or Oh Bondage Up
Yours!, but I found my voice. And I'll never forget it happening.” She also met The Slits whilst touring with her dad, eventually performing with them, but also New Age Steppers and left field jazz-punkers Rip, Rig & Panic, as well as DJing, playing early rap music on a pirate radio station. Massive Attack's Robert Del Naja and Andrew Vowles (aka Mushroom) both contributed to Raw Like Sushi, and the subsequent success of that album and her long-standing involvement with the Bristol scene enabled her to help Massive Attack, financially and artistically, via helping to arrange some of the music on their debut album Blue Lines. Her most recent album, Blank Project, is only her fourth since 1988. “I’ve always been doing stuff, being creative. But I got to the point where I starting to feel this longing, craving, itchy feeling – which was the first sign that it was time. I’ve made a few attempts to make other solo records, but when I’ve looked back at the body of work I’ve always felt like I was never quite there. But now I feel like I’m inside these songs – they embody the place that I’m living in right now.” Prince Albert, 24 & 25 January, 8pm, £12.50
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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 2 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 3 The Black Fields The Fighter 4 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 5 NewNobility Asian Girl 6 The Mice Beauty Queen 7 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl 8 Thieves By The Code Right Where It Belongs 9 The Mice Beauty Queen 10 Fond Of Rudy Royals (Lorde cover) 11 J. Reign LO 12 Osaro and RJ Shut Up and Dance
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HASHTAG #SNEAKBO #LIVEPERFORMANCE #BOOKTOMORROWOFF #SNEAKBO! will be choosing the grime, hip hop and rap tracks. Some of you will prefer his old stuff, some of you will remember Oliver Twist which he featured, but theres no denying this one will be HUGE. His new stuff is top quality, and he'll be showcasing his new single as well as the old. Coliseum, Mon 19 Jan, 10.30pm – 4.30am, £3/2
OLD SCHOOL PARTY The Funkyfish Club is the longest running nightclub in the city with two rooms and two bars, where you will hear the best music from the ‘70s to the ‘00s with some ‘now’ thrown in. Expect a good old mix of funk, soul, disco and dance. Funkyfish Club, Sat 17 Jan, 10pm – 3am, free
SPELLBOUND The ‘80s club night for people who HATE ‘80s nights, with Jenna Allsopp and Simon Price (the team behind legendary London glam night Stay Beautiful) playing alternative classics by the likes of Siouxsie, Soft Cell, Stray Cats, The Smiths and The Specials. Komedia, Sat 17 Jan, 9pm – 3am, £6/5
15 Jamie Bilboa Ace Of Spades 16 Ultralites Tectonic Plates 17 Cantata Songbird 18 No Sharp Objects The Wrong Kind of Love 19 Vortex Generator Regenerate 20 Surfhunter Bessie
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TUESDAY 13 What’s The Right Diet For You? A Horizon Special BBC2, 9pm If you’re still feeling that feast that took over two weeks of last month, or even if you’ve made a resolution (and not given up yet) to eat more healthily and lose a little weight, check out this threepart Horizon special investigating the idea that losing weight the personalised way works best.
Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction Channel Five, 9pm Do you like this year’s lot yet? Do you hate them? ‘Hate’ is a pretty strong term, we do hope you’ve considered the full implications of what it means to openly state that you hate someone you’ve never met. Take a long hard look... or pick up the phone and evict that bad boy! Your call.
Cockroaches ITV2, 10pm This post-apocalyptic comedy has the feel of a quality 80s comedy as Tom and Suze find themselves in a wasteland having survived a nuclear strike, and parented Laura in the lastmoments-before-the-strike liaison. Of course, who else would still be around but Suze’s mega-annoying ex-boyfriend.
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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Weighing Up The Enemy Dieting series with Dr Christian Jessen. Andrew, a field sports enthusiast and huntsman, takes on Karl, a vegan dog groomer. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody Documentary series following Bedfordshire Police officers from the cells at Luton Police Station to the heart of major crime investigations. This episode focuses on two contrasting cases, where both sets of the accused have one thing in common: they’ve never spent a night in the cells before. 10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Chef Gordon Ramsay travels across the USA to help improve the fortunes of struggling establishments. Gordon visits West Dover in Vermont to try to save a dog-friendly hotel that’s desperately in need of help. 10.55 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 11.55 PokerStars.com MonteCarlo Casino EPT Grand Final 12.55am The American Football Show: The Playoffs 1.50 KOTV Boxing Weekly 2.45 Cycling: Revolution Series 3.40 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.30 Face The Clock
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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Deadly Isolation (2005) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away After a remark by Phoebe, Ricky realises that Brax needs Ash to be around for him. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Benefit House: Me And My 26 Kids Documentary series. What is life like when your family is bigger than a football team and having more kids means more money and a bigger house? 8.00 The Secrets Of The Tea Chimps For 50 years the British public had an extraordinary love affair with a cartload of tea-drinking chimpanzees. While people of a certain age remember their talented performances in the popular PG Tips adverts, few people know the story behind their on-screen antics. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction See highlights. 10.00 Suspects Fly-on-the-wall-style crime drama series focusing on the work of three London detectives. When a popular art teacher is brutally attacked at her college, the janitor comes under immediate suspicion. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am 10 Things I Hate About 1987 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Winter Road Rescue 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FILM: The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 10.15 Great Movie Mistakes III: Not In 3D 10.30 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.05 Seann Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular 2.00 Don’t Drop The Baby
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Harlots, Housewives And Heroines: A 17th Century History For Girls 9.00 City Beneath The Waves: Pavlopetri 10.00 Smiley’s People 11.00 Glen Campbell: The Rhinestone Cowboy 12.00am Horizon: The Truth About Exercise
12.40pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Royal Pains 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Dinner Date 9.00 Blue Go Mad In Ibiza 10.00 Cockroaches. See highlights. 10.35 Plebs (x2) 11.35 Two And A Half Men (x3) 12.55am Mom (x2)
10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Without You 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Wycliffe
3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)
3.35pm A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Homes By The Sea 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.10 Gogglebox 12.00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb
11.00am Rio Grande (1950) 1.10pm The Admirable Crichton (1957) 3.00 Winchester 73 (1950) 4.50 Gideon Of Scotland Yard (1959) 6.35 Big Fish (2003) 9.00 Resident Evil (2002) 11.00 Inglourious Basterds (2009) 2.05am Mission To Lars (2012)
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WEDNESDAY 14 Brighton Lights Latest TV, 7pm Our very own local television magazine is not to be overlooked, hosted by the ever versatile Guy Lloyd and the utterly fabulous Lynn Ruth Miller. Sourcing the stories relevant to all of us living in Brighton and around East Sussex, this’ll keep you abreast of what’s happening – from entertainment to politics.
Angry, White And Proud Channel 4, 10pm This documentary sees director Jamie Roberts look at the growing number of far-right splinter groups that have emerged in recent times, getting to know their members and what prompted them to join or establish these groups – and at what cost. Scary to consider, but scarier to ignore.
FILM: Transformers E4, 9pm Bombastic and doing nothing at all for any Oscar-credentials Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox may have hoped for, this Michael Bay celebration of big things fighting other big things with fabulous bangs and destruction does exactly what it sets out to do. It entertains. There’s a plot, but you don’t really need it.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Live At The Latest: Martin Harley & Sam Lewis 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 7.50 Sport News 7.55 Weather 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Millionaires’ Row 9.00 Millionaires’ Row 9.30 Millionaires’ Row 10.00 Millionaires’ Row 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a wave of music news and entertainment to your ears with partners BN1 magazine providing local listings, and Therapy on the pulse of the electronic scene. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 4.30 News 5.00 Noise Reel
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.30 MOTD Live: FA Cup 3rd Round Replay Live coverage of a standout FA Cup third-round replay, with a place in the last 32 at stake. Non-league Kidderminster Harriers caused the biggest upset this time last season, when Joe Lolley popped up with the winner in a replay against League One hosts Peterborough. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker presents the light-hearted sports quiz. 11.05 Film 2015 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh review the week’s film releases including Wild, starring Reese Witherspoon, and breakout-hit Whiplash, starring Miles Teller. 11.35 FILM: Keeping Up With The Steins (2006) Starring Daryl Sabara, Jami Gertz, Daryl Hannah. While 13year-old Benjamin’s wealthy Hollywood parents prepare an extravagant party for his bar mitzvah, he has other ideas and invites his estranged grandfather, whom his father has not seen for many years. 1.00am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.05 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Guided by his Bradshaw’s, Michael Portillo takes the high-speed line to Stratford to explore the legacy of the Olympic Park. 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 9.00 What’s The Right Diet For You? A Horizon Special Three-part Horizon special which investigates the idea that the best way to lose weight successfully is a personalised approach, diets tailored to our individual biology and psychology. 10.00 W1A Comedy sequel to Twenty Twelve. A national paper has not only published details of Ian Fletcher’s salary but followed up with a story of how he took Sally Owen, his PA at the Olympic Deliverance Commission, on holiday to Italy. Oops! 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Masters Snooker Highlights 12.10am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: See Hear 4.00 The Children Of The Holocaust 4.45 Poland Stories - Primary 5.45 Guin And The Dragon
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Emma confronts James about the past. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Gail seize the day? 8.00 Midsomer Murders 100th episode of the rural detective drama series. DCI John Barnaby and DS Charlie Nelson head off across the North Sea when the body of Midsomer resident Eric Calder is discovered in Copenhagen. The boss of Calder’s Biscuit Factory has been murdered in the Danish capital, and Barnaby and Nelson join forces with two local female detectives - the abrasive but astute Birgitte Poulsen and the cool yet charming Anna Degn - in the hunt for the killer. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Bring Back Borstal A fourpart series which follows a social experiment in which 13 young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal for up to four weeks. 11.40 I Never Knew That About Britain Series exploring Britain’s rich and surprising history and revealing some of the nation’s most unusual and fascinating stories. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Caught Red Handed 7.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.15 Oxford Street Revealed 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 10.00 Claimed And Shamed 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Masters Snooker 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Conservative Party
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. Jim and Bee Goody see a derelict village school in Essex as their golden ticket to escaping the suburbs and creating their dream home in the country. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. Staff discuss how A&E is somewhere where they, as well as patients, face deeply challenging situations on a daily basis. Carole is brought in by ambulance after suffering from chest pains and collapsing at home. 10.00 Angry, White And Proud See highlights. 11.00 Steph And Dom Meet Nigel Farage Documentary special. The much-loved ‘posh couple’ from Gogglebox meet their local MEP, Nigel Farage. 11.30 Sex Party Secrets Documentary. 12.30am MUSIC ON 4: Launched At Red Bull Studios 1.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.50 FILM: The Girl Next Door (2004) 3.35 One Minute Past Midnight 3.50 SuperScrimpers 4.45 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock
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6.00 – 7.50am Children’s television 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: The Eviction 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 When Calls The Heart 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away A doped-up Sophie manipulates Nate into sticking with her. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cowboy Builders Documentary series in which Dominic Littlewood and top interior designer Gabrielle Blackman come to the rescue of families whose homes and lives have been devastated by reckless, unprincipled and incompetent contractors. 8.00 He Left Me For My Mother...and Other Betrayals Documentary series focusing on people who have been betrayed by their nearest and dearest. The first episode of the series looks at the story of a woman whose fiance left her for her mother. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 Suspects Fly-on-the-wall-style crime drama series focusing on the work of three London detectives. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am Closing Time: Norwich After Dark 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 New Botched Up Bodies 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm Harrow: A Very British School 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Fanatics 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 11.00 Taken 3 Special 11.30 Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.30am NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)
7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 The Musketeers 9.00 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents 10.00 Russell Brand: End The Drugs War 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.35 Crims 1.00 Russell Brand: End The Drugs War 2.00 Don’t Drop The Baby 3.00 Slum Survivors
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Death Comes To Pemberley 9.00 Life Of A Mountain: A Year On Scafell Pike 10.00 Caravans: A British Love Affair 11.00 The Making Of Elton John: Madman Across The Water 12.00am Horizon: Seeing Stars 1.00 Elton John At The BBC
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Royal Pains 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Friends With Kids (2011) 11.10 Cockroaches 11.40 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Mom (x2)
1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 The Secret Life Of Dogs 10.00 Without You 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe
4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 9.00 FILM: Transformers (2007). See highlights 11.50 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.50am The Inbetweeners (x2)
3.35pm A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.10 Gogglebox 11.55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.00am Big Fat Gypsy Weddings
11.00am The Sons Of Katie Elder (1965) 1.25pm Sink The Bismarck! (1960) 3.25 The Million Pound Note (1954) 5.10 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 7.05 Taxi (2004) 9.00 The Place Beyond The Pines (2012) 11.45 Along Came A Spider (2001) 1.50am Strange Planet (1999)
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THURSDAY 15 Never Mind The Buzzcocks BBC2, 10pm Never Mind The Buzzcocks has been going to 28 series. Count ‘em disbelievers. This show looks back at series 28 – apparently the ruler of all – and talks to the people involved. From new host Rhod Gilbert, with a twinkle in his eye and goodness knows what under his desk, to a gamut of guests, plus Phill and Noel. Cool.
Bowlegs Latest TV, 11.30pm Finger on the pulse, move on the groove, and where it’s all happening – Bowlegs brings you live music sessions and interviews with the artists. Where better to have such a bodacious show than the constantly musical town of Brighton? We know! Presented by music producer Julian Tardo.
Crims BBC3, 10pm Sitcom about life in a young offenders institute. Aka Porridge for yoof, innit? Luke tries to impress his girlfriend by taking an A-level, unfortunately neither the teacher nor the subject turn out to be quite what he was expecting. Plus, prison bully Marcel tries to pin Luke down for a spot of reading.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Desperate to keep their family together, one resident drops a bombshell. Abi and Jay find themselves in a difficult situation. 8.00 Watchdog: How To Save £1000 A money-saving special of the consumer magazine show, for anyone who overspent at Christmas. A team of top financial experts offer advice on easy ways to cut down on bills, negotiate better deals and shop more efficiently. The aim is to knock at least £1000 off your yearly spend in 2015 - but could you save even more? 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series set on a Caribbean island. The team enters the world of surfing when DI Goodman is convinced that there is more to the murder of a surf instructor than meets the eye. Dwayne works hard to impress the new sergeant. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Lincoln. 11.35 This Week Andrew Neil presents a review of the political week with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.20am Skiing Weatherview 12.25 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Guided by his Victorian Bradshaw’s Guide, Michael Portillo explores London’s theatreland and discovers how 19th-century engineering made for spectacular theatricals. 7.00 Masters Snooker Jason Mohammad introduces live coverage from the second quarter-final at the Masters. Matches are the best of 11 frames. 8.00 Nature’s Weirdest Events Documentary series exploring bizarre and extraordinary natural events. 9.00 The Super-Rich And Us In this two part series, Jacques Peretti investigates how the super-rich are transforming Britain. Jacques investigates how inequality was pinpointed as a business opportunity. He also looks at how work life was made more unstable in the 70s to drive a new 80s profit culture, and how an acceptance of huge executive bonuses was manufactured. 10.00 Never Mind The Buzzcocks See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Masters Snooker Highlights 12.10am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.10 Sign Zone: Trouble At Tesco Panorama 4.00 Poland Stories Secondary 4.30 The Highlanders’ War 5.00 WWI A-Z
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Zak learns the truth about Belle. 7.30 The Kyle Files Series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts the issues of the day. In the second programme, Jeremy Kyle investigates knife crime and the effects it is having. 8.00 Emmerdale Belle spirals out of control. 8.30 Birds Of A Feather Essexbased sitcom about sisters Tracey and Sharon and their larger-than-life friend Dorien. 9.00 Bring Back Borstal A fascinating four-part series which follows a social experiment in which 13 young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal for up to four weeks. In the second programme, four of the boys have already quit and the nine remaining must learn to take responsibility for the running of the institution including cooking, laundry and washing duties. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The BRITs Are Coming A look ahead to this year’s BRIT Awards featuring performances by some of the nominated artists. 11.40 Ade At Sea Adrian Edmondson explores Britain’s maritime past. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Claimed And Shamed 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series. John and Stella want relocate from Hampshire to the rural Scottish Lowlands close to Loch Lomond. Mikey and Anna are looking for a flat in the popular West End of Glasgow. 9.00 Cyberbully Drama about a teenage girl battling with an anonymous cyber-stalker. Like most young people, Casey Jacobs is in constant digital communication with her friends, as their lives play out through texts, video calls and social media updates. But Casey experiences the worst that the web has to offer. When she’s targeted by a computer hacker, the dark depths of the internet are exposed. 10.20 My Granny The Escort Award-winning filmmaker Charlie Russell offers a frank, intimate and revealing portrait of three of Britain’s mature escorts: older women who choose to legally sell sex from hotel rooms and their homes. 11.20 24 Hours In Police Custody 12.20am Up All Night: Britain On Call 1.15 One Born Every Minute 2.10 Weighing Up The Enemy 3.05 Food Unwrapped 3.35 How To Blow Your Pension: Channel 4 Dispatches 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.55 River Cottage Bites 5.05 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 6.50am See highlights. 6.50 Peppa Pig 7.00 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 When Calls The Heart 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Chris persuades Spencer to accept Zac’s offer of a night out on the boat, unaware that Matt will be there too. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series about Britain’s feuding neighbours, using CCTV footage and material from victims’ own cameras. 8.00 Benefits: My Big Benefits Family Documentary series about people who live on welfare. Three generations of the Kerrigans live in one of the most deprived parts of Sheffield and claim tens of thousands of pounds in benefits each year. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action. 10.00 New Botched Up Bodies Documentary series. This episode features a woman who had permanent filler injected into her forehead, jaw, cheeks and temple that began to migrate - now she needs hospital treatment to avoid contracting a deadly infection. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Race To The Pole 4.00 The Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle
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7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 7.10 Great TV Mistakes 7.40 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 10.00 Crims. See highlights. 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Crims 1.00 Impractical Jokers (x2) 2.00 Don’t Drop The Baby 3.00 Sweat The Small Stuff 3.30 Crims
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00 The Golden Age Of Trams: A Streetcar Named Desire 9.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 10.00 Maps: Power, Plunder And Possession 11.00 TOTP 2: 80s Special 12.00am Horizon: The Hunt For AI 1.00 Boogie Fever: A TOTP2 Disco Special
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 7.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.05am Cockroaches 12.35 Two And A Half Men (x2)
12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am FILM: Interview With The Vampire (1994)
3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls (x2)
1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs Revisited 9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.10 Gogglebox 11.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55am Grand Designs
11.00am Wake Of The Red Witch (1949) 1.05pm First Men In The Moon (1964) 3.10 40 Guns To Apache Pass (1967) 5.05 The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 6.55 Clueless (1995) 9.00 Ghost (1990) 11.30 Red State (2011) 1.15am Drug War (2012)
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FRIDAY 16 The Martin Lewis Money Show ITV1, 8pm Feeling a bit hard up in the wake of all of your feasting, presentgiving and partying? Let Uncle Martin and Aunt Saira take the strain of your financial hangover as they explain how to maximise your credit and cut the cost of your debt. There, there. It’ll be alright. Have an seltzer-haggle.
The Musketeers BBC1, 9pm Bagsy one of those fancy hats before they all fall in the mud in a massive sword-bundle! How do they keep those feathers so clean? Nevermind... a Spanish general offers to hand over the formula of a unique and deadly gunpowder in exchange for help rescuing his kidnapped daughter. Can’t she rescue herself?
Ascension Sky1, 9pm Who misses Battlestar Galactica? Who misses it but thought it was a bit too much of a mad dash and would prefer something between that and Star Trek: Voyager? You’re in luck! This sci-fi mini series follows a community on a mission to find a new planet to populate. It’s not all utopia though, oh no!
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Sketchers Quick fire comedy character and sketch show. 9.30 Double Or Nutin’ Pilot lookielikey comedy from the US. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Funny Farm 11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a Wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar: Christmas Special 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 Funny Farm 3.00 StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: Bootleg Festival 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: Maya Wolff
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Sue Barker presents the light-hearted sports quiz. Regular team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell are joined by England rugby star Ugo Monye, British heptathlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson, European champion swimmer Jazz Carlin and footballing great Matt Le Tissier. 8.00 EastEnders It’s ladies’ night and the women of Walford are determined to enjoy themselves. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as comedian Katherine Ryan, broadcaster Fiona Bruce and woodsman Ray Mears compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. 9.00 The Musketeers See highlights. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. Featuring big celebrities, bright conversation and some of the best jokes on television. 11.25 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama series about a British bomb disposal detachment in Afghanistan. 11.55 EastEnders 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys On the last of his journeys in the capital, Michael Portillo explores Albertopolis and reaches dizzying heights inside a Victorian landmark. 7.00 Masters Snooker The fourth quarter-final gets underway at Alexandra Palace. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are Breaking Bad, the Spanish Civil War, the Clash and the Peter Wimsey novels of Dorothy L Sayers. 8.30 Food & Drink Chef and pub landlord Tom Kerridge plays host to some of the best cooks in a series highlighting all that is excellent in food and drink. 9.00 The Big Allotment Challenge Gardeners go head to head in a competition hosted by Fern Britton. Just seven gardeners remain in the race to be crowned Britain’s best amateur gardener. 10.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. At long last, it is Stephen Fry and the QI Long Lost show. With Suggs, Claudia O’Doherty, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. 10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Never Mind The Buzzcocks Anarchic pop quiz. 11.35 Masters Snooker Highlights 12.25am Masters Snooker - Extra 2.25 Sign Zone: Question Time
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Zak and Lisa confront a difficult future with Belle. Finn is troubled by Emma. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Gavin reveal all to Steph? Tony confides in an uncomfortable Michelle. Anna struggles to move forward. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show See highlights. 8.30 Coronation Street Michael demands answers. Will Steve let Liz help him? Carla tells Roy to go easy on himself. 9.00 Benidorm Joyce becomes suspicious when Blow and Go appears extremely busy, and how young its customers are looking even an unusually fresh-faced Mateo. Joyce confronts Kenneth, who is forced to offer her free botox sessions to avoid his secret being reported to head office. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Couples Retreat (2009) Starring Vince Vaughn, Malin Akerman, Jon Favreau, Kristen Bell, Jason Bateman and Jean Reno. Comedy about four couples who inadvertently end up on an intense therapy programme after booking a trip to the perfect tropical island resort. 12.50am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Caught Red Handed 11.30 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.05 Food & Drink 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Masters Snooker
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Shipping Wars 11.30 Shipping Wars 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 10.00 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker consider the weird and wonderful talking points of the week in the company of a studio audience. 11.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. Peralta’s undercover FBI operation ends in a successful mass arrest but when he learns that one mobster has escaped, he enlists Boyle’s help to track down the crim. 11.35 Rude Tube Alex Zane presents a top fifty countdown of the greatest online fails. 12.30am FILM: Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006) 1.55 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.25 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.50 MESH: Love Tube 3.55 SuperScrimpers: Top 10 MoneySaving Tips 4.50 Deal Or No Deal 5.45 Face The Clock
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6.00 – 7.00am Children’s television 7.00 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.10 When Calls The Heart 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ash urges Brax to stop bottling up his secret and tell his family what really happened in prison. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Race To The Pole Former Welsh international rugby player Richard Parks takes on a series of epic endurance events in preparation for his ultimate challenge - to become the fastest ever unassisted person to ski to the South Pole. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series following a group of brave men and women as they undertake one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction All the drama and action from this year’s housemates as one of them is evicted live on air. 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate in the programme that sinks its teeth into all things CBB. He is joined by special guests for exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Closing Time: Norwich After Dark 4.00 Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm All Aboard: East Coast Trains 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Show Me Your Garden 9.00 Ascension 11.00 Britcam: Emergency On Our Streets 12.00am FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 2.05 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life
7.00pm Doctor Who: Earth Conquest - The World Tour 7.50 Doctor Who 9.05 How Safe Are My Drugs? 10.05 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.35 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Russell Howard’s Good News 1.05 Crims 1.35 The Revolution Will Be Televised (x3) 3.00 How Safe Are My Drugs?
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Gershwin’s Summertime: The Song That Conquered The World 9.00 Sound Of Song 10.00 The Great American Songbook 11.00 Blues At The BBC 12.00am ... Sings Bacharach And David! 1.00 Sound Of Song 2.00 The Great American Songbook
12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: Fast & Furious (2009) 11.10 Take Me Out 12.25am Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.10 Two And A Half Men (x2) 2.00 Cockroaches
12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Trial And Retribution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Wycliffe
3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 Marry Me 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Drifters (x2)
10.50am FILM: True Grit (1969) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (x2) 6.50 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: Clear And Present Danger (1994) 11.50 Gogglebox 12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
11.00am The Professionals (1966) 1.20pm Footsteps In The Fog (1955) 3.05 Seventh Cavalry (1956) 4.40 Above Us The Waves (1956) 6.45 Flash Gordon (1980) 9.00 Friends With Benefits (2011) 11.10 Shogun Assassin (1980) 12.55am Yojimbo (1961)
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SATURDAY 17 The Voice UK BBC1, 7pm It’s the second episode of the season and the coaches are slowly building up their stables of talent. Hopefuls are quivering, and all of them can sing – we know! Who’d’ve thought there’d be a talent competition in which everyone we see is actually talented? Now, who else wants one of those magic swivel chairs?
Take Me Out ITV1, 8.05pm Let the gander see the geese, let the fox see the hounds, let the vegan see the mushroom stroganoff! Paddy McGuiness presents the dating show in which 30 single girls audition a hopeful lad for a dream date on the Isle of Fernandos. Plus, there’s also the dating action from last week’s pair. Bless.
David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Sky Sky1, 8pm This is so cool. It’s the final part of what has been a truly stunning documentary series charting the stories of the creatures that take to our skies. Sir David looks at the current alpha flying things, from vultures to perigrine falcons, on to hummingbirds and bats. No sign of Superman, though.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 10.00 Albion Night 11.00 Albion Night 11.00 Matchday Breakfast 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Cook It!
6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News 8.30 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 9.30 Latest News 10.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 10.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 11.00 Bowlegs Bowlegs Music on Film presents live music sessions and interviews with the artists. Presented by Julian Tardo. 11.30 Bored Gamers Greg and Jim present a weekly show for gaming enthusiasts. 12.30am Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on 8 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar
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6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Masters Snooker 4.30 Final Score 5.20 Pointless Celebrities
6.10 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Now You See It Fast-paced entertainment series voiced by Mel Giedroyc, featuring the best and worst of magic and other incredible performers from around the world. Dynamo features alongside a car with an invisible driver, a man taking his legs for a walk and people doing magic for their cats, dogs and even their baby. 7.00 The Voice UK See highlights. 8.25 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Also including the National Lottery Lotto and Thunderball draws, hosted by Gaby Roslin. 9.15 Casualty Robyn tries to help a family who can’t feed their children, Ethan treats a hallucinating patient and Connie prepares for a showdown with Hailey Blake. 10.05 BBC News 10.25 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker introduces the best of the action and reaction from the day’s seven Premier League matches. 11.50 The Football League Show Highlights and analysis from the Football League. 1.10am FILM: Phantoms (1998) 2.40 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.45 BBC News
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6.10am Animal Park 6.40 FILM: Skyrunners (2009) 8.10 FILM: Henry VIII And His Six Wives (1973) 10.10 Fred Dibnah’s Building Of Britain 10.40 Fred Dibnah’s Building Of Britain 11.10 British Isles: A Natural History 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.45 Sean Connery: Talking Pictures 1.35 FILM: The Wind And The Lion (1975) 3.30 Escape To The Country 4.30 Masters Snooker 5.30 Flog It! 6.30 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. Captain Mainwaring declares martial law when a bomb drops on the outskirts of Walmington-on-Sea. 7.00 Masters Snooker Semi-final action continues at the Masters with the first to six frames booking their place in the final. Hazel Irvine presents live coverage from Alexandra Palace. 10.30 FILM: All Good Things (2010) Starring Ryan Gosling, Kirsten Dunst, Frank Langella, Lily Rabe, Philip Baker Hall, Michael Esper, Diane Venora, Kristen Wiig, Nick Offerman and Stephen Kunken. Tense crime drama based on a true story. Despite the disapproval of his family, 1970s rich boy David Marks marries working class girl Katie, convinced that love will conquer all. But the couple’s fairytale romance begins to disintegrate as David subjects Katie to a series of violent outbursts, before she disappears under mysterious circumstances. 12.05am Masters Snooker - Extra Hazel Irvine introduces highlights from the afternoon’s best-of-11 frame semi-final.
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6.00 – 7.30am Children’s television 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 ITV News 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.20 ITV News & Weather 11.30 Ejector Seat 12.30pm Britain’s Best Back Gardens 1.30 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 2.35 FILM: The Secret Of My Success (1987) 4.35 Off Their Rockers 5.05 ITV News Meridian 5.15 ITV News & Weather 5.30 You’ve Been Framed! Best Of The Best 6.30 Planet’s Got Talent New series looking at the biggest reality shows on the planet. From Indonesia to Iceland, Bulgaria to Brazil and China to Chile, the show features some of the very best and worst acts that the world has to offer. 7.00 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes Harry Hill gives the legendary transformation show a makeover. Five members of the public utter the famous words ‘Tonight Harry I’m going to be...’ before walking through the iconic smoky doors. The winner of each show will go through to a Not Live Final. 8.05 Take Me Out See highlights. 9.20 FILM: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) Starring Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Gemma Jones, Celia Imrie, James Faulkner, Jim Broadbent. Romantic comedy telling the story of a neurotic thirtysomething who resolves to take control of her life once and for all. 11.10 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: Always (1989) Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Brad Johnson, John Goodman, Audrey Hepburn. Fantasy romance in which the spirit of an ace fire-fighting pilot returns to Earth to watch over the woman he loved and help a trainee pilot follow in his footsteps. 1.35am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen
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6.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 How I Met Your Mother 7.00 Snowdon Race 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 The King Of Queens 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 The Big Bang Theory 12.25pm Speed With Guy Martin 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 Channel 4 News 6.30 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people from all walks of life transform neglected historic buildings. Jim and Bee Goody see a derelict village school in Essex as their golden ticket to escaping the suburbs and creating their dream home in the country. 7.30 The World’s Best Diet Jimmy Doherty and Kate Quilton explore some of the world’s most varied diets, examining the dietary habits of countries, tribal people and communities across the globe. 9.00 FILM: The Sweeney (2012) Starring Ray Winstone, Ben Drew, Hayley Atwell, Steven Mackintosh, Paul Anderson, Alan Ford. UK action thriller based on the 70s TV show about a hardened detective in the Flying Squad of London’s Metropolitan police. DI Jack Regan and his partner DC George Carter try to catch a ruthless gang which has embarked upon a trail of robberies across London. 11.15 Greg Davies: The Back Of My Mum’s Head Comedian Greg Davies’ live stand-up show. 12.15am FILM: The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad! (1988) 1.50 50 Years Of Rock Excess: Amps, Whips And Rebel Riffs 2.50 Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00 SuperScrimpers 5.50 NFL: Rush Zone
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6.00 – 7.15am Children’s television 7.15 Bananas In Pyjamas 7.30 Make Way For Noddy 7.40 Paw Patrol 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.40 Zack And Quack 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 Monkey Life 11.10 Ice Road Truckers 12.10pm Ice Road Truckers 1.10 Ice Road Truckers 2.05 Ice Road Truckers 3.00 Columbo: Try And Catch Me 4.35 Columbo: Death Hits The Jackpot 6.25 The NCIS Movie: War On Terror Feature length episode of the US naval crime drama series. While investigating the crash of a military plane that was transporting caskets, the NCIS team discovers a discrepancy with the DNA remains. 8.00 CSI: The Last Days Of Jim Brass Long-running crime drama series. The team open up a cold case after some new evidence, and a dead body, come to light. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 FILM: Bad Boys (1995) Starring Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni, Tcheky Karyo, Theresa Randle and Marg Helgenberger. Action thriller about two wisecracking cops forced to swap identities in order to track down a $100 million haul of heroin stolen from the police. Their only lead is a young woman who can identify the culprits, but when they track her down she mistakes one of the cops for his partner, forcing the pair into a bizarre and chaotic life swap. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x3) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 6.00 The Fanatics 7.00 Show Me Your Garden 8.00 David Attenborough’s Conquest Of The Skies. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 11.05 A League Of Their Own 12.05am Hawaii Five-0
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes IV: May The Fourth Be With You 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Armageddon (1998) 11.25 Family Guy (x7) 2.00am Crims 2.30 The Revolution Will Be Televised (x3)
7.00pm Lost Land Of The Volcano 8.00 Everyday Miracles: The Genius Of Sofas, Stockings And Scanners 9.00 Spiral 5: Double Murder (x2) 10.50 Blondie’s New York... And The Making Of Parallel Lines 11.40 Blondie @ Glastonbury 12.35am Synth Britannia 2.05 Lost Land Of The Volcano
1.05pm Totally You’ve Been Framed! 2.10 FILM: Valiant (2005) 3.50 FILM: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (2007) 5.45 FILM: King Kong (2005) 9.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.05 Blue Go Mad In Ibiza 11.05 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 12.55am Mom (x2) 1.45 Dads
6.00am FILM: The Pure Hell Of St Trinian’s (1960) 7.45 Where The Heart Is (x2) 10.00 The Darling Buds Of May 11.05 Inspector Morse 1.15pm A Touch Of Frost 3.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.20 Rosemary And Thyme 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Lewis 12.05am A Touch Of Frost
11.30am Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 12.30pm Melissa & Joey (x2) 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.30 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 4.30 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 8.00 The 100 9.00 FILM: Knight And Day (2010) 11.10 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.10am The Inbetweeners (x2)
11.25am FILM: The African Queen (1951) 1.35pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Walking Through History 9.00 The World’s Most Extreme 10.05 The World’s Most Extreme 11.10 Gogglebox 12.00am 8 Out Of 10 Cats 12.45am The World’s Most Extreme
11.00am 13 Rue Madeleine (1946) 1.00pm Biggles (1986) 2.50 Fast Girls (2012) 4.35 Hairspray (2007) 6.50 Top Gun (1986) 9.00 Priest (2011) 10.45 Storage 24 (2012) 12.30am Dog Pound (2010) 2.15 Basket Case (1982) 4.00 Close
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SUNDAY 18 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Channel 4, 7pm ‘Tis the season to start evaluating if your house is really big enough for all of the family to visit at once – or conversely if you really need all of that space it costs so much to heat now that family members have moved further afield. Phil Spencer is on hand with tips to help your home shine at its sparkliest.
Call The Midwife BBC1, 8pm Midwifery in the 1950s was never going to be a straightforward affair. There’s a dirty underbelly to London that Trixie has been a little bit sheltered from, but a chance encounter with an impoverished child forces her to see a darker side to life. Meanwhile, Nonnatus House welcomes a new resident. Ahh.
Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad BBC3, 9pm Lots of people want to give Jack Whitehall a withering look, and his dad does it best. Talented comic and paternal reigner-in join forces once again with this cross between Meet The Kumars and Mrs Merton. Tonight’s guests on the sofa are John Prescott and Noel Fielding.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Latest Community Sport 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Brighton Lights (x4) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Hindsight: The Past That Moves You The story of the LGBT community in Northern Ireland during the last 100 years. 8.45 Noise Reel Extra: Sea City Music New Brighton promoters and management organisation, Sea City Music, speak to Bmusic. 9.00 FilmFest on 8 Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on 8 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on 8 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex
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6.05 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Countryfile The team are in the Lake District. Matt Baker finds out about a charity opening up the adventure of the Lakes to all. He discovers a piece of mountain rescue equipment which is being used to enable wheelchair users to abseil. Ellie Harrison climbs to great heights on Helvellyn to help predict the weather with the hilltop assessors. 7.30 Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all. A visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile Eric is not getting on with his wife and seeks emergency romantic help. 8.00 Call The Midwife See highlights. 9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Drama. Caroline is overwhelmed at the prospect of looking after baby Flora on her own until a stranger walks into her life who may be the answer to her prayers. Meanwhile Raff is delighted at the news that his mum and uncle are getting wed. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlights of the day’s two Premier League fixtures. 11.20 The Apprentice USA 12.45am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.50 BBC News
6.00 The Tea Trail With Simon Reeve Adventurer and journalist Simon Reeve heads to east Africa to uncover the stories behind Britain’s favourite drink. Britons consume millions of cups of tea each day, but how many know where the tea comes from? Perhaps surprisingly, most of the leaves in everyday teabags do not come from India or China but are bought at an auction in the coastal city of Mombasa in Kenya. From here, Simon follows the tea trail through the epic landscapes of Kenya and Uganda and meets some of the millions of people who pick, pack and transport tea. 7.00 Masters Snooker A maximum of 11 frames decides who will become 2015 Masters Champion and the winner of the £200,000 first prize. 11.00 FILM: Last Orders (2000) Starring Michael Caine, Tom Courtenay, David Hemmings, Bob Hoskins, Helen Mirren. Touching drama. A group of lifelong friends gather together after the death of one of their number, a London butcher. The remaining buddies embark on a trip to scatter his ashes off the pier in Margate - the place where he wished to retire - and as the journey progresses they each reflect on the impact their deceased friend had on their lives. 12.45am Sign Zone: Countryfile 1.40 Sign Zone: Holby City
6.00am Breakfast 7.35 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Flog It! 2.40 Escape To The Country 3.25 Lifeline 3.35 Songs Of Praise 4.10 FILM: Shrek The Third (2007) 5.35 Celebrity Mastermind
6.15am Great British Garden Revival 7.15 Glorious Gardens From Above 8.00 Countryfile 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Food & Drink 12.20pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.50 Masters Snooker 5.15 Ski Sunday
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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.10 Bottom Knocker Street 6.20 Bottom Knocker Street 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 ITV News 9.30 Columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm 11.25 ITV News 11.35 Murder, She Wrote 12.30pm River Monsters 1.00 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes 2.00 Midsomer Murders 4.00 FILM: Live And Let Die (1973) 6.20 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 6.45 Get Your Act Together Stephen Mulhern hosts a new series in which some of our best-loved stars join forces with top variety acts to put on a special performance. Each week, five different celebrities get to learn brand new skills. This week Brian McFadden, Gareth Thomas, Sherrie Hewson, Danielle Lloyd and Ray Quinn take on the challenges. 8.00 Foyle’s War Crime drama series set in the years immediately after the Second World War. When his colleague Hilda Pierce is nearly killed in an attempted assassination, Foyle must re-examine her top-secret role during the war to find out if there was a traitor at the heart of the Special Operations Executive. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: Warwick Davis - The Seven Dwarfs Of Auschwitz Actor Warwick Davis explores the miraculous survival story of the Ovitz family - ten Jewish brothers and sisters from Romania, seven of whom were born with dwarfism. 11.15 The Undriveables Series in which Britain’s worst learner drivers are paired with the country’s best instructors. 11.45 The Chase Quiz show. 12.35am The Store 2.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.05 ITV Nightscreen
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6.15am How I Met Your Mother 6.40 Challenge Bahrain 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Simpsons 2.55 The Simpsons 3.25 FILM: Mighty Joe Young (1998) 5.40 Channel 4 News 6.05 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun The property series on holiday homes abroad. 7.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent See highlights. 8.00 The Hotel Documentary series revealing behind-the-scenes life in the hotel industry. Mark Jenkins is halfway through his five-week mission to bring holiday sparkle to Torquay’s struggling Cavendish Hotel. 9.00 Walking The Nile British explorer Levison Wood embarks on a nine-month quest to walk the length of the River Nile from source to sea. Lev and his guide Boston are in Sudan, facing his biggest physical obstacle yet: the Sahara desert. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the famous words and numbers quiz with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. 11.05 FILM: The Pact (2012) Starring Caity Lotz, Kathleen Rose Perkins, Sam Zuckerman. Horror. A recovering drug addict returns to her parents’ house for her mother’s funeral. Discovering her sister and cousin missing, the young woman encounters a demonic force. 12.50am The Last Leg With Adam Hills 1.45 FILM: Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2010) 3.35 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds 4.30 River Cottage Bites 4.40 SuperScrimpers 5.35 Face The Clock
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6.00 – 8.25am Children’s television 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.35 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.40 Zack And Quack 8.55 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10.35 Access 10.40 The Hotel Inspector 11.35 The Hotel Inspector 12.35pm The Hotel Inspector 1.35 FILM: Her Husband’s Betrayal (2013) 3.20 FILM: The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain (1995) 5.15 FILM: Did You Hear About The Morgans? (2009) 7.05 FILM: My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) Starring Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard, Mark Consuelos and Wanda Sykes. Screwball comedy about a man who must suffer the consequences when he breaks up with his girlfriend consequences that are magnified by the fact that she has superpowers and is not afraid to use them to wreak revenge on him. 8.50 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 FILM: Gone (2012) Starring Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Carpenter, Wes Bentley, Daniel Sunjata, Sebastian Stan, Nick Searcy, Socratis Otto, Emily Wickersham and Joel David Moore. Thriller. When her sister disappears, Jill is convinced the serial killer who kidnapped her two years ago has returned, and she sets out to once again face her abductor. 12.00am He Left Me For My Mother... And Other Betrayals 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Benefit House: Me And My 26 Kids 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car Victoria Nangle
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3.00pm Last Man Standing 3.30 Emergency Animal Rescue 4.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 5.00 The Simpsons (x3) 6.30 Futurama 7.00 Modern Family (x2) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Karl Pilkington 10.00 Show Me Your Garden 11.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour De France 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles
7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2: The Sequel 7.05 Pop’s Greatest Dance Crazes 7.35 The Voice UK 9.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad. See highlights. 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy (x2) 10.45 Crims 11.15 Family Guy (x2) 12.00am Backchat With Jack Whitehall & His Dad
7.00pm Tales From The Royal Bedchamber 8.00 Queen Victoria’s Letters: A Monarch Unveiled 9.00 The Joy Of Mozart 10.00 Poet On The Frontline 11.00 BBC Four Sessions 12.00am Sound Of Song 1.00 ... Sings The Great American Songbook 2.00 Blues At The BBC 3.00 The Joy Of Mozart
11.45am Take Me Out 1.00pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.45 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) 3.20 FILM: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) 5.05 FILM: Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (2010) 7.15 FILM: Jurassic Park III (2001) 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) 12.05am FILM: Billy Madison (1995)
7.10am A Touch Of Frost 9.15 Heartbeat (x2) 11.20 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign Of Four 1.40pm FILM: The Belles Of St Trinian’s (1955) 3.35 Inspector Morse 5.55 Lewis 8.00 The Zoo 9.00 It’ll Be Alright On The Night 10.00 Northern Lights 11.00 FILM: The Count Of Monte Cristo (2002) 1.35am Judge Judy (x2) 2.15 Countrywise
12.30pm Revenge 1.30 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.30 The 100 3.30 The Big Bang Theory (x4) 5.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 Marry Me 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 8.00 FILM: Transformers (2007) 10.50 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.20am Rude Tube 1.25 The Cleveland Show (x3)
10.00am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.05 Grand Designs Australia 12.05pm Coach Trip (x5) 2.50 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.25 Come Dine With Me (5) 8.00 River Cottage Australia 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.05 Gogglebox 10.55 Father Ted (x2) 12.00am Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
11.00am The Mark Of Zorro (1940) 1.00pm Big Fish (2003) 3.25 Carry On Dick (1974) 5.10 The Three Musketeers (1993) 7.15 Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) 9.00 Van Helsing (2004) 11.40 The Rum Diary (2011) 2.00am Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006) 4.00 Close
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MONDAY 19 Broadchurch ITV1, 9pm We should know, above everyone else, that living by the sea does not guarantee a sleepy seaside town abode. Dorset does not seem any quieter than before, as Hardy faces a race against time as Ellie discovers a new piece of evidence, forcing them to reassess their suspicions. Noisy place, the seaside.
Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Channel 4, 10.35pm It’s the parents who love to say “I told you so”‘s favourite show – back again with more regrets and tears. Kicking off the queue of hasty disasters is Lee from Grimsby who ended one drunken night with tattooed tears down his face. Plus Cammy who wants his kids to have their own tats.
Revenge E4, 9pm Someone upset you lately? If so, put your feet up and tuck into someone else’s elaborately planned schemes of destruction and plots and take inspiration. Emily’s life is on the line as Victoria organises a special family reunion with deadly potential. Worse than last Christmas.
¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendoza presents his weekly entertainment show – focusing on all things Adur and Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presents the weekly how-to cookery programme, sourcing local, good value seasonal produce. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs
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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out In a special report, Natalie Graham examines what is being done to protect the region’s coastline from flooding and erosion and quizzes the Environment Agency on their methods. 8.00 EastEnders Nancy is determined to find out the truth, but will anyone tell her? Sharon has some information for Phil, but how will he react? 8.30 Panorama A report from the weekly current affairs programme. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Waterloo Road School-based drama series. Vaughan’s newlyqualified teachers Marco and Guy start work, but it’s not long before Guy recognises Carrie Norton and the school comes down heavily on their relationship. Christine’s plan to keep Audrey’s smothering at bay backfires on her, while Sonya is forced to reveal a very private secret. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and aspects of celebrity culture. 12.20am FILM: A Simple Plan (1998) 2.15 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.20 BBC News
6.00 Eggheads Qquiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Great British Garden Revival A selection of top television gardeners attempt to inspire the nation to save Britain’s rich gardening heritage. 8.00 University Challenge In the first of the quarter-finals, two student teams fight it out to reach the next stage of the competition. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell in which knowledge will only take you so far, as patience and lateral thinking are also vital. 9.00 Winterwatch 10.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad Join Jack Whitehall and his father, Michael, for a truly eclectic mix of guests and chat. On the sofa this time are supergroup McBusted and Richard Osman, star of Pointless. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 Kate Humble: Into The Volcano 12.20am World Indoor Bowls Highlights 1.20 Sign Zone: Snow Wolf Family And Me 4.00 How To Build 1: Learning Zone 4.30 How To Build 2: Learning Zone 5.00 Little Stargazing 5.30 Gastro Lab
6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Charity’s nerves start to show. 7.30 Coronation Street The factory staff prepare for a night to remember. 8.00 Richard Wilson On The Road Richard Wilson follows the Shell Guides, first published in the 1930s, to explore the British countryside by car. In the third programme, Richard is exploring the beautiful county of Dorset. 8.30 Coronation Street Will anyone get out of the crash alive? Yasmeen is concerned about Roy. Gary and Jason celebrate. 9.00 Broadchurch See highlights. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Exposure: Britain’s Secret Slaves Home Secretary Theresa May says that abolishing modern slavery in Britain is a personal priority, but Exposure has found it alive and well in some of the wealthiest streets of London. This undercover investigation reveals how the vulnerable are exploited by criminals who draw them into a murky underworld of fake passports, false visas, and illegal employment. I. 11.40 The Kyle Files Series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts the issues of the day. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 James Martin: Home Comforts 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless
6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Caught Red Handed 7.35 Rip Off Britain: Holidays 8.20 Oxford Street Revealed 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Claimed And Shamed 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 World Indoor Bowls Championships 5.15 Flog It!
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6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase
6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Undercover Boss 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Low Pay Britain: Channel 4 Dispatches Current affairs series. As political parties kick off the general election campaign - a battle that will focus on Britain’s economic recovery - Morland Sanders investigates the reality of employment in modern Britain. 8.30 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Doherty, Kate Quilton and Matt Tebbutt travel the globe to uncover amazing facts about the food we eat. 9.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. Richard, a 25-year-old with Asperger syndrome, goes for posh afternoon tea at a five-star hotel with Tammy. 10.00 Catastrophe Sitcom about an Irish woman and an American man whose brief affair turns into a disastrous, full-blown relationship when she falls pregnant. 10.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos See highlights. 11.35 The American Football Show: The Playoffs The highstakes, knockout excitement of the playoffs continues. 12.30am 24 Hours In A&E 1.30 Walking The Nile 2.25 Man Vs Weird 3.20 Grand Designs Australia 4.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 5.10 Deal Or No Deal
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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.10 Milkshake! Monkey 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 The Hotel Inspector 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 When Calls The Heart 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Despite Spencer’s reluctance to talk about his recent experience, Evie finds a way to help him warn his classmates about the dangers of internet predators. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 7.30 Car Crash TV Documentary series featuring footage of amusing mishaps and dangerous driving captured by dashboard cameras around the world. 8.00 Storage: Flog The Lot! Reality series featuring professional dealers bidding against each other for a truckload of mystery items at a secret auction. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 NHS Crisis - The Live Debate As the NHS struggles to cope with its worst winter crisis in years, Channel 5 hosts a fiery, live debate about the chaos in the health service. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate. 12.00am Botched Up Bodies 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 The Secrets Of The Tea Chimps 4.00 Great Artists 4.25 House Doctor (x3) 5.35 Wildlife SOS Victoria Nangle
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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Emergency Animal Rescue (x2) 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Air Ambulance ER 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)
7.00pm World’s Craziest Fools 7.30 Top Gear 8.30 Waterloo Road 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Russell Howard’s Good News (x2) 1.30 Siblings (x3) 3.00 Who Needs Ibiza? The Great British Holiday
7.00pm World News Today 7.30 World War I At Home 8.00 Hidden Histories: Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 9.00 British Gardens In Time 10.00 The Inca: Masters Of The Clouds 11.00 FILM: Good Morning Karachi (2011) 12.20am Horizon: Playing God 1.20 Tubular Bells: The Mike Oldfield Story
12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 FILM: Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies (2004) 11.45 Two And A Half Men (x2) 12.45am Animal Practice
2.00pm Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Place Of Execution 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 1.10 The Royal
4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge. See highlights. 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.30 How I Met Your Mother
11.15am FILM: The League Of Gentlemen (1960) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.10 Gogglebox 11.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12.55am Grand Designs
11.00am Bend Of The River (1952) 12.50pm Destination Gobi (1953) 2.45 The Admirable Crichton (1957) 4.35 First Men In The Moon (1964) 6.45 America’s Sweethearts (2001) 9.00 Hitman (2007) 10.50 Killing Them Softly (2012) 12.45am The American Friend (1977) 3.30 Close
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