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h February, where for art thou February? January’s big brother, and one step closer to the spring thaw. What’s that? It’s just around the corner? Oh good, I’ll calm myself down then ... Chilly weather aside, we never stop here at L-HQ. This week, Andrew Kay is battling with any seasoned traveller’s conundrum – what to pack! It’s hard enough at the best of times ... on many an occasion I’ve found myself in foreign climes with a completely inappropriate wardrobe, but how much worse would it be if you had TV cameras pointing at you all the livelong day? Andrew, we sympathise. But let’s momentarily forget dressing for the seasons, and the fact that we’re still shrouding ourselves in winter woollies – we visited JoJo’s Gelato this week, and can safely say we’ve been convinced that gelato is a tasty treat the

whole year round. JoJo’s artisan recipes are healthier than regular icecream too, so you can bet your hundreds and thousands that we’ll be frequenting this venue well into the spring and summer months. Have you tried it yet? Read our full write-up on page 15. And there’s plenty more, besides. I’m not sure I could tell Art Deco from Bauhaus if my life depended on it, but I can appreciate a beautiful thing when I see it. For lovers of beautiful things and design aficionados alike, Decofairs is coming to Brighton and it’s the perfect opportunity to peruse vintage treasures, window shop (or shop for real!) talk to like-minded enthusiasts and generally indulge the senses. For more, see page 17. Maybe winter’s not so bad. Louise Bevan, Editor Email your comments to editorial@thelatest.co.uk or visit us online at thelatest.co.uk

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04 Latest People Jimmy’s Restaurant opens; Handbags For Hospices; Sussex Downs Student Awards 06 Latest News Headlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway and B&H City Councillor Jason Kitcat 08 Brighton Lights News, chat and TV gossip from Latest TV’s Richard Shayler and Guy Lloyd 11 Bare Cheek Lateral thinking, and a little shameless self-promotion 12 Kay Town Oh, the complications of dressing for television 12 Competitions Win Kingsman goodies, Seventh Sword and United We Fall DVDs 13 Celeb City The celebrity spotlight falls on Royal Blood, Zoe Ball and Adele’s Brighton antics 14 Hotlist Restaurants, cafes and takeaway listings 15 JoJo’s Gelato Mouth-watering gelato in a beautiful venue, on your doorstep 17 Decofairs Art Deco for collectors and enthusiasts alike comes to Brighton 18 Reviews What’s happening, and what we think of it! 18 On The Grapevine Wine expertise from Annabel Jackson 19 Interview Victoria Nangle talks to the multi-award winning Josie Long 20 Entertainment News What’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music in your city 24 Brighton Writes Dr Caroline Oprandi talks science from Portslade Aldridge Community Academy 25 TV Listings TV listings for the next seven days

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PEOPLE JIMMY’S RESTAURANT IN BRIGHTON OFFICIALLY OPEN! The new Jimmy’s Restaurant in Brighton celebrated its official opening with a VIP evening on Wednesday 14 January. Over 100 of Brighton’s VIPs, including Jimmy’s Brighton’s charity of the year, Albion in the Community and Brighton and Hove Albion’s mascot, Gully, attended the event to enjoy a night of delicious food from the extensive menu. They were also treated to entertainment from Chinese Lion dancers and a very talented Bollywood dance troupe. Mukesh Driver, Area Manager for Jimmy’s Restaurants, said; “This is our tenth restaurant in the UK and we couldn’t think of anywhere better to be than in Brighton.” Albion in the Community is the not-for-profit, charitable arm of Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club. Gary Townsend, CEO, said; “The evening has been a great success – great service and great food. We are privileged that Jimmy’s has chosen to support Albion in the Community and look forward to an exciting relationship.” Management at Jimmy’s have pledged to donate 10p of every £1 spent by customers from Sunday 11 January until Saturday 17 January. With thousands of customers expected in the 500 seater restaurant, the charity is set to receive a generous sum. Jimmy’s remained open to the general public throughout the event and saw 300 walk-ins on top of the 100 pre-booked guests. Jimmy’s offers over 100 dishes from multiple cultures including Chinese, Indian, Mexican and Italian as well as a seafood bar, which is all available for one single price. To support Albion in the Community and book a table, call 01273 696688. Jimmy’s Restaurants, 1-5 Palm Drive, The Waterfront, Brighton Marina, BN2 5WA www.jimmysrestaurants.com www.facebook.com/jimmysrestaurants www.twitter.com/jimmys_official

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Jimmy’s Restaurant opens; Handbags for Hospices; Sussex Downs Student Awards

ANNUAL SUSSEX DOWNS STUDENT AWARDS Sussex Downs College held its annual student awards on Thursday 8 January, celebrating students’ success from different areas of study. The event took place at the Kings Restaurant & Bistro on the Eastbourne campus for the very first time. In attendance were the Right Worshipful Mayor of Eastbourne, Councillor Janet Coles; the Right Worshipful Mayor of Lewes, Councillor Dr Michael Turner; Colin Belsey, Chairman of East Sussex County Council, Stephen Lloyd MP, College governors, award sponsors, student awards winners and their parents and friends. The event was hosted by popular Heart FM DJ Lynsey Bartlett. Student entertainment was provided by signed singer/songwriter Sam Tomkins who won over the crowd with a Justin Timberlake cover, five-piece folk group Deisha who played as guests arrived, and a cover of the upbeat Pharrell Williams hit ‘Happy’ from male band Three’s A Crowd.

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DESIGNER HANDBAG COLLABORATION FOR UK HOSPICE CHARITY Legendary British designer Celia Birtwell and The L eather Satchel Company have teamed up to produce an exclusive handbag for UK charity, Handbags for Hospices. The limited edition leather satchel will be available to buy via The Leather Satchel Company’s website from 5 March, with 30% of the sale price going directly to the hospice charity. “We’re over the moon with this amazing collaboration,” says Abigail Bowen, founder of Handbags for Hospices. “It’s a match made in bag heaven! Celia’s design is truly unique and the bag looks beautiful. We know the money and aw areness raised will make a huge difference to UK hospice care.” Launching to mark the charity’s 3rd birthday, the Gypsy Rose design satchel (£190) will be sold in a limit ed run of just 100 bags and is likely to sell out fast. “So get yours while you can!” the charity founder continues.

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Famed for her retro prints, and fresh from a collaboration with Valentino, much-loved vintage designer Celia says; “I am delight ed to be involved with Handbags for Hospices because of the work and care that UK hospices provide people in their last days and weeks that c an make a profound difference to the individual and their families. And, of course, it has been a pleasure to work with the Leather Satchel Company, one of the last bastions of truly great British manufacturing. So together we are supporting two worthy causes: British hospices and British manufacturing.” The much anticipated handbag collection will be available to buy from www.leathersatchel.com on 5 March 2015. For further details on Handbags for Hospices visit www.handbagsforhospices.com or email info@handbagsforhospices.com.

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Brighton and Hove City Council leader Jason Kitcat Brighton & Hove’s first ‘low emission zone’ has officially launched – stretching along the main corridor from The Old Steine as far as Palmeira Square. Air pollution is an invisible killer. It’s linked to lung problems, heart failure and premature deaths – and recently the World Health Organisation also declared it to be carcinogenic. In the UK alone some 29,000 people every year die because of bad air. However working in partnership with bus and taxi companies we’ve developed a Low Emission Zone scheme that is set to make a real difference. Bus companies large and small are playing their part in making public transport cleaner. Brighton & Hove Buses has invested £6m in a raft of hybrid buses running across the city, cutting emissions and fuel bills. Meanwhile Cuckmere Buses, a small company run by volunteers, has just spent £90,000 on a new clean bus. The benefits stretch far and wide across the city. Nearly every single bus in Brighton & Hove passes through the zone so as well as cleaning up the air in town, it also means less pollution for anyone living, working or playing near a bus route across the city.

Taxi drivers are also doing their bit by turning off their engines while stationary at taxi ranks. This builds on our successful joint project fitting at least 25 taxis with cleaner exhaust technology to slash emissions. In some of our city centre hotspots, traffic fumes have been double the European and English legal limits for decades. Whether by making public transport, cycling and walking safer and more reliable, or by working with partners like the bus company to reduce emissions, the only way to clean up the air we all breathe is to reduce the number of polluting vehicles on our streets.

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A budget mayor and cuts in grants given to charities will save money this year but may prove costly over the long term

eading figures in the community and voluntary sector in Brighton and Hove have spoken of their concerns about the next round of spending cuts. They accept that Brighton and Hove City Council has to try to save more than £20 million in the coming financial year. And the sum is likely to rise in the years immediately after. They want to help. But they believe that cuts to grants may prove counter-productive. They fear that charities and voluntary groups will close. Those being helped will turn instead to the council or other taxpayer-funded organisations. And this will end up costing the council money that it was hoping to save. The sums seem big at first glance. It is proposed to cut grant funding for community groups by £350,000. A further £200,000 is expected to be taken from services that provide community support for these groups. Experts have suggested that the cuts could have not just a destabilising effect but force the closure of cheap and effective organisations. The council struck a deal with them in better times to provide grants which are used for what is known as core funding. With a stable income, they have the capacity to apply for money from elsewhere such as the lottery, big

trusts or the government. Locally, dozens of organisations have generated income running into many millions of pounds. All this is now at risk. Much of the youth work taking place has its roots in real problems. It is almost 16 years since Jay Kensett was stabbed to death in Brighton and nearly ten years since any gangs were a sustained cause for concern. While many factors have helped, targeted youth work has played a key part.

We are concerned about the bigger impact on communities Ben Glazebrook, who helps run the Brighton and Hove Youth Collective, said: “We work in some of the city’s most disadvantaged communities including Moulsecoomb, Tarner, Hangleton and Knoll and Whitehawk. “Aspects of our work emerged out of very challenging circumstances for young people in

the past. Over the years, the council and the community and voluntary sector have worked incredibly hard together to ensure that there is a strong youth offer here. As a result, there are places to go and things to do across the city. “We are concerned about the bigger impact on communities given the potential impact of the cuts as a whole and the cumulative effect of cuts to services.” Mr Glazebrook is not alone. One local community worker said; “There’s an old saying that idle hands make mischief. When that happens then the council, the police and the NHS are likely to be the ones picking up the bill.” Another aspect of the budget to raise eyebrows in some quarters is the proposal to take more than £80,000 out of the £120,000 budget spent supporting the mayor. Unlike Boris Johnson in London, the mayor of Brighton and Hove is not an executive or decision-making mayor. In the words of the author Walter Bagehot, describing the role of the modern monarch, his or her role is dignified. The mayor is a ceremonial position and above party politics. He or she – this year it’s Councillor Brian Fitch – meets and greets visitors, opens events, gives prizes and raises money for charity. The draft council budget spoke about a “service redesign reducing the mayoralty to basic functions including removing staffing support”. It also suggested “no administrative support for organising events such as remembrance”. Each mayor is different but the vast majority provide some of the best PR that the council can expect, and for a modest sum in a budget of more than £700 million. There is no escaping the challenging nature of the task of balancing the council’s books. And whichever party emerges with the most seats after the local elections in May is likely to face even more of a financial headache. It is perhaps easy to criticise individual cuts and harder to identify alternatives. But the work of the mayor and of a number of local charities are aspects of the looming budget that may repay a rethink.

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Royal Blood at the NME Awards; Zoe Ball geeks out; Adele’s stateside house hunt

dele’s neighbour, the lovely Zoe Ball, has this week announced that she has no intention of putting herself in the running for the presenter’s job on the primetime Strictly Come Dancing shows. Speaking to the Daily Express, Zoe said; “I like my job on It Takes Two, so I’m not gunning for Tess’s job or anything like that.” Zoe, who replaced Claudia on the BBC1 shows last series following her daughter’s hospital ordeal, joked that the main reason she wouldn’t want Tess or Claudia’s spot in the limelight is the hard work involved in tracking down dresses to wear on air for two shows a weekend. Zoe also revealed that as a self-styled ‘Strictly geek’ she is getting over-excited about hosting the Strictly Come Dancing live tour. The 31 show dance spectacular starring ex-contestants including Mark Wright, Simon Webbe, Alison Hammond, Scott Mills and Caroline Flack opened at The Barclaycard Arena in Birmingham last week.

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righton band Royal Blood will be performing at the 2015 NME Awards next month. The annual muso ceremony takes place on 18 February at the Brixton Academy and will see Royal Blood’s Ben Thatcher and Mike Kerr nominated in no less than seven categories. Along with Kasabian, Royal Blood are in the running for the four main NME Awards – Best British Band, Best Album, Best Live Band and Best Track – and will also compete in the Best New Band and Best Video categories. The Brighton duo are also confirmed to perform alongside Paloma Faith, Sam Smith and George Ezra at this year’s Brit Awards. With Brit nominations yet to be announced as we go to press, it’s a safe bet that Royal Blood will be nominated for the British album of the year after their eponymous first album became the fastest-selling British rock debut in three years. Good luck fellas – make us all proud and bring those gongs back to Brighton!

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SEASIDE, STATESIDE One beachfront pad clearly isn’t enough for singing sensation Adele. News reaches us that the multi-award winning singer/songwriter – who has a sea-facing home just outside Hove – has put in an offer on a gorgeous oceanfront mansion in Malibu, California. Adele, who denied rumours of a split from her partner and father of her two year old son, Simon Konecki, last month, is buying the posh Malibu pad as a “family home” in the States. Malibu is a 21mile strip of prime Pacific coastline, famous for its warm, sandy beaches and for being the home of many Hollywood movie stars. Just like Portslade, then. Jo Brooks is director of Brighton-based PR company JBPR Ltd, 01273 622555, www.jb-pr.com Send celebrity spots, gossip and pictures to job@jb-pr.com

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HOTLIST Cafés & restaurants catering for all tastes. For more dining options visit thelatest.co.uk

here in Brighton. Superb regional dishes, fresh tasting and exciting. Chaula and her team breathe fresh air into the idea of Indian food with authentic recipes served in bright and stylish surroundings. The cooking is executed with a light touch too, no heavy gheebased sauces here but an altogether healthier approach – but not at the cost of flavour. Both delicious and affordable. Buffet available for £6.99; Meal Deal for £9.99. Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THE CHILLI PICKLE The Chilli Pickle is a local favourite with national standing which combines traditional Indian methods with local produce and an individual style. Their ample thalis spice up a midday meeting or a catch-up with friends, while the evening menu offers inventive street food, local seafood and tasty regional curries, served in an upbeat and informal atmosphere. The Chilli Pickle featured in the National Restaurant Awards’ UK top 100 in 2011-12, and scooped ‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012 British Curry Awards. The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton, 01273 900383, www.thechillipickle.com

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THAI STREET THAI Dishes served here are simple, healthy and delicious using the finest and freshest ingredients. Thai people love their street food and Street Thai is the most authentic way of eating and experiencing Thai food. Set menu is available every day except Saturday with two courses at £9.75 and three courses at £11.75. Street Thai, 5 & 20 Brighton Square, Brighton, BN1 1HD, 01273 207444 Street Thai

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BRITISH & MODERN EUROPEAN BARDSLEY’S Probably Brighton’s most popular fish ’n’ chip shop and restaurant with a large loyal clientele. Traditional and family-run with favourites and excellent daily fish specials. Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’s also a great party venue. There are massive fish platters and seasonal seafood, plus vegetarian choices. Fully licensed. Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

dishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk Chaula’s

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INDIAN CHAULA’S LEWES Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes, distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals are made fresh to order and every curry has its own distinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide variety of vegetarian and vegan as well as gluten and wheat-free

The definitive delivery service from The Chilli Pickle launched this year. Bold, Indian-inspired design, specially commissioned artwork and smart delivery stake out new ground in home dining. Meanwhile, the menu showcases some of the restaurant’s familiar touches, with regional curries and homemade pickles and chutneys, plus superb ice creams. The Chilli Pickle Canteen: order online at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

CHAULA’S BRIGHTON A second venue for this brilliant Indian restaurant is now open

DONATELLO Flagship venue of this local family-run business serving excellent Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant value meal deals on blackboards – two courses £7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well as à la carte. The haunt of celebs in season from soap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly and fabulous value. Donatello, Brighton Place, Brighton, BN1 1HJ 01273 775477 www.donatello.co.uk

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include pink lady white tea and Rainforest Alliance coffee. And a breakfast menu with bagels and granola is in the pipeline. But what exactly is gelato? And how is it different from ice-cream? Whilst ice-cream is traditionally made with heavy cream and eggs, gelato is milk-based with fewer or no eggs, making it a healthier option with up to 50% less calories. It’s also about the air, or lack of it … during the churning process, less air is incorporated into the gelato mixture than with ice-cream, making for a smoother, creamier taste and a silky soft scoop. At JoJos, state-of-the-art equipment blends ingredients imported from Italy to produce a really authentic gelato that the family-run business is proud of. Set on three levels, JoJo’s is a temple of spaciousness and light, with two huge glass windows perfect for people-watching with a

GELATO TIME!

With a spectrum of flavours and artisan expertise, it’s time to experience mouth-watering gelato at JoJo’s ... elato – the latest gourmet trend to emerge from Italy – is taking Brighton by storm with the opening of JoJos gelateria on Western Road. Over 50 mouthwatering flavours, including sorbets, are prepared artisan-style by the Italian gelato chef on-site. Ranging from more traditional flavours like French vanilla and pistachio (both highly recommended by the staff) to rose or blue bubblegum for those with a more adventurous palate, the only problem … is choosing.

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In fact, the whole experience at JoJo’s is a little Willie Wonka. Behind the gleaming gelato counter, in row after delectable row, are the various sauces (milk, white, dark, toffee, coffee), fruit sauces and a mindboggling selection of toppings, from crushed Oreos to melted Belgian chocolate. For those not in a gelato mood, a butterscotch waffle or a fresh strawberry crepe might just do the trick. Milkshakes are a popular choice here, too – with flavours like marshmallow and Cream Egg, it’d be rude not to try! Hot drinks

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JoJo’s is perfect for people-watching with a Knickerbocker Glory to hand Knickerbocker Glory to hand. With its beautiful sleek interiors, brightly coloured booths and trendy photo art, this place is the epitomy of “modern Italian chic”. Seating up to 85 people, there is also a private space perfect for children’s parties or special events. The gelateria’s luxury upholstered booths also provide that little bit of intimacy for a tete a tete over a sticky ginger pudding! Stunning neon signs and mood lighting that slowly changes from tangerine orange to cool blue gives it a fresh, modern edge, while bespoke furniture imported from Milan nods to its Mediterranean origins. Night owls need not despair – JoJos’s late opening times (til 11pm) mean gelato is not just the ticket for kids’ birthday parties or that teatime temptation; it’s the perfect place for an evening indulgence, too. When I visited JoJos recently on a bitterly cold afternoon, it was nearly packed. One lady sat on a bar stool protectively nursing a Hot Fudge Sundae. “It’s my special time, just me and the Sundae,” she said with a smile, when I asked her how she was enjoying it. Isn’t it time you made some gelato time? JoJo’s Gelateria, 123-4 Western Rd, Brighton, 01273 771532. Open 8am-11pm, 7 days a week. Prices start at £2.20 a scoop for gelato, and classic sundaes from £4.99. 10% discount for Students with ID. Email: info@jojosgelato.com on Freeview channel 8,

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ART DECO IN BRIGHTON

Art Deco meets Vintage, Bauhaus and Art Nouveau, as Decofairs comes to Brighton’s Thistle Hotel

rt Deco is an influential visual arts design style which first appeared in France and Belgium after World War I, flourishing internationally in the 1930s and 1940s before its popularity waned after World War II. It is an eclectic style that combines ancient symbols and motifs with Machine Age imagery and materials. The style is often

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characterized by rich colours, bold geometric shapes, and ornamentation. During its heyday, Art Deco represented luxury, glamour, exuberance and faith in social and technological progress. You may notice Art Deco is all round you in Brighton and Hove – from Shoreham Airport in the West to Embassy Court on Hove Seafront to Gala Bingo Hall on Portland Road to Saltdean’s Lido and the Grand Ocean complex in the East. Decofairs will continue to run six Sunday fairs this year, on 15 February, 26 April, 14 June, 9 August, 11 October and 13 December. Opening hours will remain 10am–4pm and will become the home of Art Deco in Brighton selling high quality collectibles. The central focus will always remain Art Deco but we

also include a small part of Vintage from 1850-1970, and other 20th century art styles such as Art Nouveau and Bauhaus. Decofairs is the perfect opportunity for Art Deco enthusiasts to browse and purchase high quality collectibles including period memorabilia, jewellery, ceramics, clothing and accessories, lighting and lamps, clocks, statuary, prints, glass and furniture. Traders have been known to sell a stylish list of famous designers of the era including Lalique, Clarice Cliffe, Susie Cooper, Mappin and Webb, Erte and Cartier. Decofairs Brighton and Hove will be held at the Thistle Hotel (Brighton, BN1 2GS), a four-star prestigiously located hotel, situated directly on the main road

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overlooking the seafront, backing onto Brighton’s historic and bustling South Lanes, minutes from Brighton Pier and Churchill Square, which is home to some of South England’s best shopping, theatre and entertainment. Decofairs will be using the large Renaissance Suite which is fully accessible via the hotel lifts and the seafront entrance. The Lanes Car Park on Black Lion Street (with a capacity of 355 spaces) which is located underneath the Thistle Hotel is available for both visitors and stallholders to park. To find out more about Decofairs, email bookings@decofairs.co.uk, call 07932 115385 or visit our website: www.decofairs.co.uk. You can also follow us on Twitter @decofairs or Facebook – decofairs.

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SIR CHRIS BONINGTON Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 20 January 2015 ★★★★★

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t’s hard not to like Sir Chris. Humble, unassuming, demure even. Yet over the course of his two hour talk/lecture it becomes evident that this man has done extraordinary things in the world of mountaineering. If there was a tick list of mountains to climb he’s pretty much ticked them all, and sometimes several times over. By its very nature, mountaineering is a struggle and sometimes humans come off second best, as was evident by the amount of colleagues he had lost over his many expeditions. That there weren’t more is minor miracle. It’s accepted but never down played by Sir Chris. Emotional, inspiring and a thoroughly decent bloke.

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It’s lucky I already know what J Mascis looks like. At 5ft 11, being able to see over a crowd is rarely an issue for me, but J Mascis fans obviously eat their greens as the stage was completely invisible from my handicapped vantage point towards the back of the room. The venue was filled to bursting; a sea of plaid and heavy knitwear beneath a fog of condensation – nobody had elbow-room enough to remove their coats and scarves, it seemed, and the venue’s climate had shifted from temperate to tropic as a result. Still, he sounded amazing. Heady, ethereal guitar over gravelly yet gentle falsetto. Imperfect, vulnerable, and beautiful. A departure from the visceral energy of Dinosaur Jr and Witch, and welcome for it. Rousing applause and a perfunctory encore (J Mascis is a modest man) testified to that. The Haunt, 9 January 2015 ★★★★★ Louise Bevan

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Essentially a ‘Bronte For Dummies’ or ‘Bitesize Bronte’ (copywrite pending!), as if the lives and works of The Brontes was performed by a mental offshoot of the Women’s Institute. But it’s good fun and deserved more of an audience. Performers Sue Ryding and Maggie Fox provided a true smorgasbord of storytelling and comic styles/vehicles; the ghosts of the Moors, Wuthering Heights reduced to a 30 second paper cut out show, Anne Bronte as a tiny hand puppet. Ludicrously eccentric but played very dryly to accentuate the humour. The biting satire gave it that little fizz too. Cleverly put together and performed to a sharp degree. Give it a go. Connaught Theatre, Worthing, 17 January 2015 ★★★★★ Lee Stevens

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Concorde2, 19 March 2015, £20/11, 01273 673311, www.concorde2.co.uk Known for his role on E4's hit TV series ‘Made in Chelsea’, Andy Jordan's tour follows a run of sold out dates last year, and with his music already captivating the likes of Elton John, Andy Jordan is sure to be one to watch for 2015.

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he 2012 Premier Crus of Burgundy’s Chablis region are on the market now, their quality testament to the ever increasing amount of effort being put into the vineyards in this climatically marginal region. Even in a “not easy” vintage like 2012, then, great wine can still be made, particularly from biodynamic vineyards. The 2012s are particularly attractive because they’re drinking well now, but can also be laid down. In general, they are taught and tingling, lean and limey. The 2013 vintage was even harder than the 2012 – but it seems that patience may have been rewarded in 2014, which is looking highly promising. Yet go back 25 years or so, and wine producers in Burgundy’s core Cote d’Or, a limestone escarpment which stretches from Dijon to Santenay, held this satellite component part of the region in low regard, says Herve Tucki. Now, esteemed Burgundy names on the escarpment, like Faiveley, Drouhin and Bize, own vineyards in Chablis too. “But one thing doesn’t change,” Tucki says, “and that’s the terroir. We’re Kimmeridgian”. He refers, of course, to the unique clay and limestone rock formations of the Jurassic period, its key influence on the vines resulting in uniquely steely, mineral wines. Tucki is brand ambassador for cooperative La Chablisienne. This cooperative was the first to be formed in France (1923) and sells eight million bottles per year, which accounts for about one quarter of the region’s total production. But in spite of a large portfolio, La Chablisienne is highly respected, and produces terroir wines across 30 different crus, including six Grand Crus and 15 Premier Crus, the remainder spread across Chablis and Petit Chablis. It works with 300 vine-growing families across 20 villages. Unusually among coops, it is first a wine producer and not only interested in commercial success. Its wines offer tremendous value for the consumer in a region where prices are slowly creeping up.

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De La Warr Pavilion, 28 February 2015, £25/20, 01424 229111, www.dlwp.com A full live acoustic gig by the band themselves, who will be performing acoustic arrangements of songs from their recently released Greatest Hits, alongside many other live favorites from across their 27 year career, which will follow a unique screening of their ‘documentary’ film.

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Hi Josie, how are you today? Hi! I'm good thanks, hope you are too! Yes I am, thank you. ‘Cara Josephine’ is being touted as your most personal show to date. When I first found out I was going to be an aunt I immediately tried to move to a home that would allow my niece to visit – even though she hadn’t been born yet. What’s the most surprising thing the arrival of your niece has evoked in you? I just was not prepared for the visceral amount of love that I have for her. I just LOVE her so much that I don't know what to do with all of the feelings. It's wonderful. And that brings such an excitement about what she will grow into and what her life will be like. So I recommend it to everyone! You’ve mentioned your family in previous shows, more specifically your sister. What is

the best thing you’ve benefitted from by having your sister in your life? My sister and I are quite different, she's much more practical and nononsense than I am. I think we both like having someone so important in our lives with such a different perspective. I really look up to her, she's very brave and independent and a great mum. Also she can drive so she gives me lifts quite a lot if I go to Kent. #Everydaysexism, #illridewithyou and others seem to reflect a grassroots social media movement against the prejudice and aggression growing in a financially poorer society. Do you see this as part of a constant gathering of momentum for the positive, or a sad indictment of the current status quo? I don't really see them as either, I think. There

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will always be things to fight and there will always be so many people doing good things to fight them and building things for the good. I try and take heart from the good things and hope to do what I can, if that doesn't sound too wanky. I think saying that society is building wholeheartedly towards progress or falling into the abyss isn't helpful either way, because there is always so bloody much going on! The online stuff has been great though. Comedians usually comment upon injustice or lack of opportunities – whereas you have actually addressed these with the establishment of the Arts Emergency Services. Such a great thing to exist. How difficult was it to set up and publicise? Thank you! It wasn't difficult. Although it's been hard work, it's been one of the most rewarding and awesome things I've ever been involved with. It's all really down to Neil the co-founder who works incredibly hard to build it up. It exists to help young people study and pursue lives spent doing what they'd love to do, and to defend studying and making arts of all kinds. I think we have been lucky because so many people have identified with the cause and given us support. You’ve collected rave reviews for many years now, yet very much give the impression of marching to the tune of your own drum. How important are reviews to you, and – to butcher a quote – are some reviews more equal than others? I don't read reviews because I think they can get in your head, and, even if they are good ones, they can confuse you as to what you're doing and why. I am always a bit wary about asking for feedback – I tend to only ask a few people who I really trust. I think stand-up can make you a bit of a control freak – you sort of develop your own internal voice that tells you what to keep in or take out and I find reviews can muddy that judgement. Having said that, it's really lovely if people like what I do and there are some reviewers I really respect so I'm chuffed if they like my stuff. Family has moved to front and centre in this show, along with heartbreak. If you could give Josie from ten years ago a piece of advice, what would it be? Oh god. It would be ... be less cagey about saying yes to things and never vanity-search your own name on the internet! And what do you hope for the Josie of ten years in the future? I just hope that I am happy and hopeful and all of that hippy nonsense. My dream is to make some films and write better stand-up shows each time. What’s the next thing you’re looking forward to doing? I'm hoping to make a feature film in the summer. I've spent the last 18 months developing the script and now hopefully we will be able to get the money and make it happen. Josie Long – Cara Josephine, Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Thursday 19 February 2015, £14/12, 01273 709709, brightondome.org

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ew Venture Theatre’s production of The Private Ear & Black Comedy is a double bill of classic 1960s comedy by Sir Peter Shaffer, and runs from 20 – 28 February 2015. The award-winning playwright is famous for such plays and adaptations as Amadeus and Equus. The Private Ear & Black Comedy are two hilarious plays which form a natural pair, each hinging in turn on the importance of sound and light. The Private Ear, directed by Dan Walker, is a play of socially awkward comedy. Classical musical enthusiast Bob has a big date with Doreen, the Perfect Woman. Not knowing much about entertaining, he has invited ladies’ man Ted along to act as cook and moral support – an unusual move to be sure. What could possibly go wrong? Black Comedy is directed (appropriately) by Ian Black. Brindsley is a poor sculptor who hopes to sell some of his work to a millionaire art collector; he also intends to ask his fiancée Carol’s father for her hand in marriage. He has borrowed, without permission, some of his neighbour’s antique furniture in an attempt to impress. The evening is set, but is marred by some unexpected visitors. The Private Ear & Black Comedy, New Venture Theatre, Fri 20 – Sat 28 Feb 2015, 7.45pm (no Mon or Sun evenings), matinee performance Sun 7 Feb at 2.30pm. For tickets or further details, visit www.newventure.org.uk or call Box Office Information on 01273 746118

It was a seasonal hit for the Theatre Royal Brighton – catch One Man, Two Guvnors whilst you still can ... hen it comes to local theatre, it’s not all about looking forward to the next big thing; sometimes it’s about taking time to look back and appreciate an unprecedented success. We’ve one show in paticular in mind – One Man, Two Guvnors was a resounding seasonal hit for the Theatre Royal Brighton. The venue is celebrating one of its most successful Christmas seasons ever, with the announcement that almost 18,000 people saw the Theatre’s Christmas show, the National Theatre’s production of One Man, Two Guvnors throughout the recent three week run, which ended last weekend. Over a third of the audience were attending the Theatre for the first time. One Man, Two Guvnors played to packed houses throughout the run, winning praise from audiences and rave reviews from critics. Nicholas Hytner’s five star production, which is set in Brighton in the 1960s, tells the hilarious story of Francis Henshall who, fired from his skiffle band, becomes minder to

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Roscoe Crabbe. But ‘Roscoe’ is really ‘Rachel’, posing as her own dead brother – who's been killed by her boyfriend Stanley Stubbers. Francis spots the chance of an extra meal ticket and takes a job with one Stanley Stubbers – but to prevent discovery, he must keep his two guvnors apart. One Man, Two Guvnors continued the Theatre Royal Brighton’s tradition of staging a top West End show at Christmas. Recent productions have included Priscilla Queen of the Desert, The Rocky Horror Show and Spamalot. Chris Harper, Managing Director of National Theatre Productions, commented: “One Man, Two Guvnors is set in Brighton, which made it the

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IT TAKES TWO met the Dane at work. And it was always inevitable that the partnership of an editor with an art director would give birth to our own publishing enterprise – albeit in our spare time. Now you might expect that two creative types living and working together would be the recipe for tantrums and tiffs. But it’s all pretty harmonious, chez Krog … well, as long as I get my own way and Torben keeps his Scandi mitts – and grammar – off the Arty Twitter feed. So we’re always interested to see the results of other creative couplings. And in this year’s book – Brighton’s Artists 2015 – we’re thrilled to be featuring again the paintings of Jo Watters-Pawlowski and for the first time Kris Pawlowski Kris Pawlowski’s captivating photography. The underlying force behind Jo’s paintings is ‘abstract expressionism’ as she plays with the figurative elements of landscapes and seascapes to create an emotional, abstract response. Her aim is to evoke a reaction, rather than depict a scene, with each artwork carefully built up layer by layer using oil, acrylics and resist-work techniques that lend a spectacular intensity to the end results. In contrast – and firmly rooted in reality – Kris has a passion for photographing artists, craftsmen and musicians. His style is simple, as he aims to capture his subjects in a relaxed and informal way. Both utterly brilliant in their own unique ways! Out of town: Pelham House Hotel is holding its first Open Art Exhibition, with all works chosen by the staff at the hotel. More than 90 submissions were received from artists from Lewes and surrounding areas, and the final selection includes a wonderfully high standard of various styles and mediums, including prints, oils, acrylics, photographic prints, collage and mixed media. A percentage of all sales will be donated to the Rocking Horse Appeal. The exhibition runs until 24 February. www.artymagazines.com

his year’s Oscar nominations are out and, while a little predictable in some respects, there are also a few surprises. Let’s talk about four films we have reviewed on PostFeature and how they fared in the race for nominations: Foxcatcher is one of the most ‘Oscar-buzzy’ of the year! Especially since it includes Steve Carell’s prosthetic-heavy characterization of the psychopathic wrestling enthusiast John Dupont. A straight performance by a comedian in a role that is anything but likeable (and preferably involves an aesthetic change) is always likely to get awards – one need only think of Mo’Nique’s Oscar for 2009’s Precious. Personally, however, I’m sad that Carell was included in the ‘Lead Actor’ category in place of Channing Tatum, who really did act his socks off and has come on so far since his Step Up days! If you managed to catch PostFeature last week or have seen it on our catch up service, you’ll know exactly how I feel about American Sniper. Content and storytelling aside it is certainly a wonderfully directed and beautifully shot film, so not surprising to see it also in the ‘Best Picture’ category – and obviously half of the American political divide agrees with the source material. Interesting to note that staunch Republican Clint Eastwood is not up for ‘Best Director’, however … Nightcrawler was creepy and awful. In a very, very good way. Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance as the desperate, immoral sociopath who blurs the line between observer and participant in this tale of sleazy nighttime news-gathering was stunning. There was a lack of vanity in making himself over as being so utterly unlikable, and an artistry in his inhabiting a character able to make the hairs on the back of an audience’s necks raise from the other side of a screen. And yet, no ‘Lead Actor’ nomination! The only nomination for Nightcrawler was ‘Best Original Screenplay’ – not even the fabulous Rene Russo got a nod in the ‘Supporting Actress’ category. In another nominations shocker, Gone Girl, the film that for a few months at the end of the summer had everyone talking (and every couple over a certain age rushing to see it, don’t ask me why) also received just the one nomination. David Fincher’s pitch-black blockbuster only managed to see Rosamund Pike put into the ‘Best Actress’ category and was utterly excluded from many categories it could have sat comfortably in, including ‘Best Picture’, ‘Best Director’ and ‘Best Cinematography’. I feel most aggrieved for poor Gillian Flynn who expertly adapted her own best selling novel. Will the right awards go to the right people? Watch Latest TV’s Film News on Wednesdays for more about the Oscars.

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FUNNY BONES The hard work that’s gone in to make comedy so ‘effortless’...

ears ago someone told me; “A dirty mind is a joy forever.” I would like to subvert that to simply, “A funny mind is a joy forever.” Anyone who has ever seen a top comedian’s work-in-progress will know the marvel that is a funny and well-toned mind feeling their way to the gags, and the delight at the discovery of a brand new funny – most especially in a place they never thought to find it. Some people are blessed that every show has them seemingly stumbling upon comedy gold as frequently as those who first started the myth that London’s streets were made of the shiny stuff. Those shows are just magic bubbles in time where the imagination is unleashed, and are not to be missed. One’s coming to town this weekend. Ross Noble is great. The title of his show says it all – ‘Tangentleman’. With a loose idea of where he’s going thematically at the start of the night, and a willingness to abandon the map completely should another more interesting adventure present itself, the natural creativity and bare loopiness is a joy to behold. And he’s not alone with this gift. April sees the marvellous Dylan Moran come to town who, upon a previous visit, had me in hysterics when his random ambling gait saw him hit with a sudden realisation that his feet had been slipping slowly apart sideways with the weight of his body and his torso had fallen so low he was going to have difficulty righting himself. A

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total tangent that simply presented itself and took over a good 20 minutes of show time. Dara O’Briain (playing at Eastbourne’s Congress Theatre in May) also gives the impression at his live shows that everything he’s serving up is coming straight from you, as he banters with the audience and reacts directly to them. Comedian Dan Antopolski once told me about the exercising of the comedy muscle. It’s something every professional comedian works on and sharpens. If you don’t write and perform regularly it gets saggy from lack of use, but a truly toned comedy muscle sees the punchlines wherever they might present themselves and acts accordingly. This is why truly good comperes, like Krater’s Stephen Grant, are so compelling. There is that danger that anything can happen and still be made funny, still be a part of the show. And it can. Because a good comedy brain can see it. So, in conclusion, if you want to see magic in words and free your mind with laughter, there are some great shows to go and see to do just that. There’s a reason some people are said to be at the top of their game. These are the comedy marathon runners. Ross Noble - Tangentleman, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, 31 January & 1 February 2015, 8pm, £26, http://brightondome.org

LGB-ENTERTAINED EVENT: BENT DOUBLE Hosted by star of Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Zoe Lyons, this gay-friendly monthly comedy night is a real treat. Featuring Andrew Doyle, Meryl O’Rourke and headliner Kerry Godliman. It’s The Times’ Critics’ Choice. Komedia, Sun 1 Feb, 7.30pm, £12/9/6 EVENT: SEEDY SUNDAY Swap seeds you’ve saved for something new to grow this year. More than 50 community stalls, speakers (including BBC1’s Christine Walkden), Infinity Café and kids activities. Corn Exchange, Brighton Dome, Sun 1 Feb, 10.30am–4.30pm, £3/2 (under 16s free) ART: PELHAM HOUSE OPEN Pelham House's first Open Art Exhibition, with all art works selected by the staff at the hotel. They received over 90 submissions from artists from Lewes and surrounding areas, work based on prints, oils, acrylics, photographic prints, collage and mixed media works. A percentage of all sales from the exhibition will be donated to the Rocking Horse Appeal. Pelham House, St. Andrew's Lane, Lewes, 01273 488600. Until 24 Feb.

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ALICE RUSSELL A veritable force of nature, Brighton’s queen of funk and soul is back in action after taking some time out with her new baby, with a string of dates here and abroad ...

oving to Brighton in the mid ‘90s to study art and music, Alice Russell initially made her mark as a guest singer with the likes of Quantic Soul Orchestra, and Nostalgia 77 (their cover of The White Stripes’ ‘Seven Nation Army’ has been constantly rinsed in clubs around the world). She then teamed up with co-writer, guitarist and producer Alex Cowan (aka ™ Duke) for her debut studio album My Favourite Letters, released in 2005 on the Brighton-based Tru Thoughts label.

Russell and Cowan continue to collaborate to this day: “We both like so many different types of music, whereas some people are more purist. Our influences run from Sarah Vaughan to Bach, Kate Bush to Arvo Part, and J Dilla to Alice Coltrane. We love everything from dirty, squelchy dubstep to old school soul. We nudge each other in the right directions,” says Alice. Subsequently, she’s released Pot of Gold, and To Dust, arguably her best album to date, which featured a fantastic performance by Harry Shearer (This Is Spinal Tap, The Simpsons etc) for the promotional video to the ‘Heartbreaker’ single.

Constantly collaborating, she released an album with her old friends Quantic (Will Holland) in 2012, and also contributed a vocal to ‘Men Will Do Anything’, a track on the David Byrne and Fatboy Slim album Here Lies Love. Live, though, is where you can witness the power and skill of her voice, where she can really let go: “It’s a great emotional release … sometimes it makes you feel really high, especially when you’re singing the high notes. If you’re feeling rubbish and everything else feels like it’s going wrong, you feel better if you have a good singsong. I’ve sung my way through panic attacks before – singing through the whole of Stevie Wonder’s Songs In The Key Of Life. They should put singing on the NHS!” The next gig is in aid of Gig Buddies, a project that enables socially isolated people with learning disabilities to lead active social lives, matching them with a volunteer who enjoys the same kind of music. The bill also includes The Nextmen, Beat Express and Pog. Concorde 2, Sunday 1 Feb, 7.30pm, £10

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1 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Frankie 2 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Dirty Weekend In Brighton 3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (style man from Brighton) 4 The Black Fields The Fighter 5 Fond Of Rudy Royals (Lorde cover) 6 NewNobility Asian Girl 7 Thieves By The Code Right Where It Belongs 8 The Mice Beauty Queen 9 J. Reign LO 10 Alex King Rollercoaster Girl 11 The Mice Beauty Queen 12 Joe Woodham Girl At The Circus

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Don’t miss our pick of Brighton after dark JMAC PRESENTS: POSH WONKS Mixing up two rooms of bass music, drum ‘n bass and grime, as well as a side order of psydub and downtempo glitch hop, this free Tuesday night city centre escape offers up solid vibes and special drink offers for a weeknight crowd. The Volks, Tues 27 Jan, 11pm – 4am, free

SUPERCHARGED PRESENTS BUTTERZ This class night boasts an awesome DJ line-up, consisting of DJ Q, Elijah & Skilliam, Royal-T, and special guest Novelist. C2 has said to make sure you bring along photo ID as they’re operating a strict over 18s only policy! Concorde2, Sat 31 Jan, 11pm – 4am, £8.50

EIGHT MILES HIGH Eight Miles High is a night of mindmelting psychedelic sounds from the past and present. DJs will be spinning a heady mix of British and US ‘60s psych rock, neo psych, freak beat, dream pop, psychedelic soul and more. Komedia, Fri 30 Jan, 9pm – 3am, £4/3

15 Mara Project The Path You Take 16 Automatic Shoes The Reality 17 Mean Poppa Lean Ain’t Nobody 18 The Adam Kidd Band Into The Night 19 Surfhunter Bessie 20 ThePrjctMyhm FreeForAll SUBMIT YOUR MUSIC & VIDEOS www.thelatest.co.uk/music-chart

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IT’S ELEMENTAL Science & technology at Portslade Aldridge Community Academy

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he periodic table is fascinating. Although the elements in the periodic table are few in number, they act just like the alphabet. By joining together in different combinations, the elements up all the matter in the known LATESTWRITES make universe. Every element in the periodic table, aside from hydrogen, is essentially created when a star explodes. It is therefore very fitting that most of the elements in the periodic table are silvery/grey in colour. The main composition of stars is hydrogen, carbon oxygen and nitrogen, and by no coincidence, so is ours! We are made from stardust. We really should stop a while and celebrate how far we have come in

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science and technology. Our understanding of the elements is entering a new era, especially as the dividing line between physics and We really should chemistry gets more blurred with the advances in quantum chemistry. stop a while and If we take the element oxygen, we celebrate how far know that it combines with hydrogen to make water, with we have come ... carbon to make carbon dioxide, and that carbon, hydrogen and oxygen together make alcohol. But back in 1774, Joseph Priestley, after warming nitre – potassium nitrate – described what we now know to be oxygen in the following way: “The feeling of it in my lungs was not sensibly different from that of common air, but I fancied that my breast felt peculiarly light and easy for some time afterwards. Who can tell but that in time, this pure air may become a fashionable article in luxury. Hitherto only two mice and myself have had the privilege of breathing it.” Here at the STEM centre, we are working on a very exciting project with Dr Kate Howland from the University of Sussex, and with her MSc students. I can’t say too much about it, but our aim is to ensure that no one under our roof ever yawns again when we mention the periodic table! Follow me: @CarolineOprandi

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TUESDAY 27 Touched By Auschwitz BBC2, 9pm This feature-length documentary explores the experiences of six Auschwitz survivors – from their survival in the aftermath of liberation right through to present day. Laurence Rees travels around the globe to film the survivors and their families at length, giving a unique insight into the challenges each face.

Josie: The Most Hated Woman In Britain Channel 4, 10.55pm This documentary takes a look at the controversial figure of Josie Cunningham from Leeds. Controversial because the aspiring glamour model shot to fame having received a breast enlargement on the NHS. What’s her side of this tabloid story, and is it worth the attention?

Cockroaches ITV2, 10pm Going to the supermarket isn’t such a simple task in a post apocalyptic world. Just ask any zombie movie. No zombies here, but there are dangers, scavengers and cannibals so Tom assembles a team to ensure the trip’s safety. Only problem is, Oscar is the only one who knows the way. D’oh!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The Latest news where we are. 6.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Bookenders Best-selling authors talk about what inspired them to write their latest novels. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 Ordinary Lives: Always Somewhere Else A diary of a journey across the USA. Serendipity and chance encounter are central to the making of this short film. 10.00 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.15 Hindsight: The Shorts 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Bowlegs Live music sessions and interviews with the artists. 11.30 StageUp Unplugged 12.00am Latest News 12.30 You Make It, We Show It 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Bookenders 3.00 Latest News 3.30 Ordinary Lives: Always Somewhere Else 4.00 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.15 Hindsight: The Shorts 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Bowlegs 5.30 StageUp Unplugged

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Max presses the self-destruct button and makes a decision he may live to regret. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama. Sacha struggles to be a good father to Rachel in the face of a major revelation. Mo tries to hide from Adele, not ready to tell her about the family secret. Mary-Claire, desperate to deny her feelings for Harry, tries keeping him at arm’s length. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Count Arthur Strong Sitcom about an out-of-work former variety star with delusions of grandeur. Conman Phil is doing well in the area as a so-called plumber, swindling the locals out of hundreds of pounds. Will Arthur be his next victim? Meanwhile Bulent tries to persuade the café gang that Arthur is not all that he seems. 11.15 Film 2015 Claudia Winkleman and Danny Leigh take a critical look at the week’s film releases. 11.45 From Auschwitz With Love Documentary. 12.15am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.20 BBC News

BBC2

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20 Channel Patrol 9.05 Kate Humble: Into The Volcano 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.35 Reel History Of Britain 2.05 Reel History Of Britain 2.35 Churchill 3.35 FILM: The Wooden Horse (1950) 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Michael Portillo continues his journey from Pembroke Dock to Cambridge. 7.00 Holocaust Memorial Day 70 years after the liberation of Auschwitz concentration camp, more than 200 survivors attend a unique commemoration to mark Holocaust Memorial Day. Taking part are Sir John Hurt, Michael Palin, Keeley Hawes and Christopher Eccleston. Among those providing the music is cellist Simon Wallfisch, grandson of Anita Lasker-Wallfisch who played in the camp orchestra at Auschwitz. 8.00 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer Alex Polizzi, champion of small businesses, finds fixes for the critical issues that kill so many companies. 9.00 Touched By Auschwitz See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Kirsty Wark. 11.20 Dragons’ Den Series presented by Evan Davis, in which budding entrepreneurs get three minutes to pitch their business ideas to five multi-millionaires willing to invest their own cash. 12.20am Sign Zone: Film 2015 4.00 The Code 4.30 Ecomaths: Key Stage 3 5.00 Ecomaths: Primary

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder 3.00 Tipping Point 4.00 Mel & Sue 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Nicola is left gobsmacked by her diagnosis. 7.30 River Monsters Extreme angler Jeremy Wade embarks on another mission in South America to follow up reports of a colossal fish that is said to swallow men whole. 8.00 Bad Builders - Bang To Rights Dominic Littlewood confronts dodgy builders, meets the people whose lives they have ruined and helps rebuild and repair their homes. 9.00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans Paul O’Grady returns to South Africa, Zambia and Namibia on the trail of young orphaned animals. In the second programme, Paul returns to the Lilayi Elephant Nursery. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Alok Jha visits southern France, where scientists want to harness nuclear fusion to provide a clean energy source - thereby removing our reliance on fossil fuels. 11.10 Benidorm Comedy series set in Benidorm. 11.40 FILM: Carry On Cleo (1965) Starring Amanda Barrie, Sid James, Kenneth Williams. The Carry On team take on ancient history and the bigbudget film Cleopatra. 1.15am Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. It’s a black day for Freddie as he tries to keep one step ahead of the police but is caught at the scene of a crime. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil is in Leicestershire where he helps John and Jane sell their house in Market Harborough, a sought after location where homes usually sell fast. 9.00 24 Hours In Police Custody The documentary series that covers every angle of police work. This episode follows cases where alcohol and relationship tensions combine to make a dangerous cocktail. 10.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell Gordon checks in to Connecticut’s oldest inn, the Curtis House in Woodbury. This historic inn has been owned by the Hardisty family for generations, but the business has started to fall apart and their legacy is on the brink of being lost. 10.55 Josie: The Most Hated Woman In Britain? See highlights 11.55 PokerStars.com MonteCarlo Casino EPT Grand Final 12.50am KOTV Boxing Weekly 1.20 Snowdon Race 2.15 FILM: Better Things (2006) 3.50 River Cottage Bites 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.55 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Desperate Escape (2009) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Zac wins back VJ’s trust. Realising that they’ve both said things that they regret, Sasha and Matt agree to start over. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Benefits: Can’t Work, Won’t Work Reality series. 8.00 Costa Del Casualty: Benidorm ER Observational documentary series following Benidorm’s busy hospital and GP practice. At Clinica Benidorm, the staff pull out all the stops to find out what is wrong with an elderly holidaymaker, a 69-year-old lady with a broken leg is determined not to miss a line-dance night, a Kiwi teenager gashes his heel days before entering the taekwondo world championships. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction All the drama and action from this year’s housemates as one of them is evicted live on air. 10.00 Britain’s Flashiest Families Documentary featuring some of the UK’s most unashamedly excessive spenders. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am 10 Most Annoying Things About 1995 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 Suspects 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Modern Family (x2) 9.00 Air Ambulance ER 10.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Don’t Tell The Bride 8.00 EastEnders: The Greatest Cliffhangers 9.00 Excluded: Kicked Out Of School 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Excluded 1.30 EastEnders: The Greatest Cliffhangers 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.00 Excluded

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 National Treasures Of Wales 8.00 The Children Of The Holocaust 9.00 The Art Of Fly Fishing: Kiss The Water 10.00 Smiley’s People 10.55 Meat Loaf: In And Out Of Hell 12.00am Horizon: Do You Know What Time It Is? 1.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale Of Three Cities

12.40pm Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x2) Harry’s Favourites 7.40 FILM: The Mummy (1999) 10.00 Cockroaches. See highlights. 10.35 Plebs (x2) 11.35 Blue Go Mad In Ibiza 12.35am Two And A Half Men (x2) 1.20 Dads 1.45 Animal Practice

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Collision 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.00am Wycliffe

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.00 The 100 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

11.20am FILM: Only The Valiant (1951) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 10.00 Grand Designs Australia 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Detective Story (1951) 1.10pm The Tall Men (1955) 3.40 Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) 6.25 Chocolat (2000) 9.00 The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (2012) 11.05 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.15am Land Of Silence And Darkness 3.25 Close

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WEDNESDAY 28 The Vote Latest TV, 8pm With national elections on the horizon, controversy hanging over the Green’s inclusion – or lack thereof – in the TV leaders’ debates being scheduled in the future, it’s a good thing Frank Le Duc is on hand to chair our own debates. Covering local and national politics, key issues and more.

Wolf Hall BBC2, 9pm And we thought current politics was Machiavellian! Cardinal Wolsey on the ropes, forced out of court to travel north to his archdiocese in York. Makes an archdiocese sound like a dry cave. Funnily enough, it’s Cromwell’s loyalty to the cardinal that sees the king notice and become fond of him.

FILM: The Wizard Of Oz Film4, 4.50pm Grab a duvet day and tuck yourself in on the sofa with this little treat. Judy Garland straps herself down and in when her house is lifted up by a tornado and plops it down slap bang in the adventure she’s been longing for (and singing about). Good thing she’s got good pals to meet on the way!

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Funnny Farm 9.30 Bloody Mary 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Sketchers Quick fire comedy character and sketch show. 11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a wave of music news and entertainment to your ears with partners BN1 magazine. 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 Sketchers 3.00 StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: Bootleg Festival 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: Maya Wolff

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britain talking then it will get talked about on The One Show. Presented by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Pets - Wild At Heart Second of a two-part documentary using innovative techniques to reveal the secrets of pets’ behaviour. Narrated by David Tennant. Extraordinary photography reveals the hidden senses and secret communication skills of animals. Dogs take a car trip through Paris, using their legendary sense of smell to reveal a very different city. A hamster uses his remarkable senses to stage a great escape and then deploys more navigational talents to find his way home. 9.00 Churchill: The Nation’s Farewell Jeremy Paxman hosts this one hour documentary marking the 50th anniversary of Churchill’s state funeral. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 The Holocaust: A Story Of Remembrance 11.15 The League Cup Show Action from the League Cup. 12.00am FILM: The Mexican (2001) 1.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.00 BBC News

BBC2

6.00am Homes Under The Hammer 7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.15 Channel Patrol 9.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 10.00 Claimed And Shamed 10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily Politics 1.00pm Coast 1.20 Reel History Of Britain 1.50 The Churchill Obituary 2.50 Churchill 3.50 FILM: The Red Beret (1953) 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast: Liberal Democrats 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys Armed with his Bradshaw’s guidebook, Michael Portillo makes his way from west Wales across Britain to Cambridge. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts travel the breadth and width of the country in search of rare curiosities and antiquities, with the hope of finding a gem that will turn in a handsome profit. On the last day of their road trip, Philip Serrell and Charles Hanson begin in Bucks at Old Wolverton. 8.00 The Great British Sewing Bee Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills and battle to be crowned best amateur sewer by the Women’s Institute’s May Martin and Savile Row’s Patrick Grant. 9.00 Wolf Hall See highlights. 10.00 Up The Women Suffragette sitcom. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines. 11.20 David Starkey’s Magna Carta David Starkey’s Magna Carta. 12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear The magazine for the deaf community. 12.50 Sign Zone: Posh People: Inside Tatler 4.00 Coding: The Future Is Creative 4.25 Who Needs Maths? 4.55 Cracking The Code

ITV1

Channel 4

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.25 Party Political Broadcast By The Liberal Democrats 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Pete is forced to tell Debbie the truth. 7.30 Coronation Street Will Todd catch Tony and Tracy in the act? David gets ready to fight for Max. 8.00 Midsomer Murders The crime drama returns for a new series. The unveiling of a newly-discovered novel by deceased Midsomer crime-writer George Summersbee at the Luxton Deeping Crime Festival is jeopardised when the manuscript is stolen and a woman is fatally electrocuted by a booby-trapped roulette wheel. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Bring Back Borstal A fascinating four-part series which follows a social experiment in which 13 young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal for up to four weeks. In the third programme, the Governor asks the lads to think about their life after Borstal and requires them to learn a trade skill. 11.40 I Never Knew That About Britain Series exploring Britain’s rich and surprising history and revealing some of the nation’s most unusual and fascinating stories. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Four In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Lindsey makes it her mission to save Freddie from a life behind bars. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke helps people transform neglected historic buildings. After living in a bungalow for 25 years, Carol and Majid Nadry are embarking on an ambitious mid-life adventure to turn an empty brick water tower into a five-storey home. 9.00 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 10.00 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series in which Katie Piper meets the people who regret having tampered with their faces and bodies. Katie chats to Rakin, an artist from Blackpool who is determined to turn his entire back, bottom and thighs into a human canvass with one gigantic inking. 11.00 The Undateables Documentary series following people with a variety of disabilities as they look for love. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Launched At Red Bull Studios 12.30 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.20 FILM: Transamerica (2005) 3.05 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds 4.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 4.10 SuperScrimpers 4.40 SuperScrimpers 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five

6.00 – 7.10am Children’s television 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.20 FILM: Lethal Obsession (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax ends up in the doghouse when he puts Ash before Ricky and their baby. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Cowboy Builders Documentary series in which Dominic Littlewood revisits some of the most memorable cases that the Cowboy Builders team has taken on. 8.00 North Pole Ice Airport Threepart documentary series about Ice Station Barneo, a temporary airport built on the drifting ice of the Arctic Ocean. Sub-zero temperatures and the threat of frostbite lay in store for the runners as Barneo plays host to the North Pole Marathon. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 Sugar Daddy, 82, Seeks 24Year-Old: Age Gap Love Documentary series featuring people in relationships with much younger partners. Five couples reveal the benefits and drawbacks of married life across the generations. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brother. 12.00am Trauma Doctors: Every Second Counts 12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 New Botched Up Bodies 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Fanatics 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Top Gear 8.05 Bangkok Airport 9.00 FILM: Blades Of Glory (2007) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am Crims 1.00 Excluded: Kicked Out Of School 2.00 Bangkok Airport 2.55 Who Needs Ibiza? The Great British Holiday

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 National Treasures Of Wales 8.00 The Real Bonnie And Clyde 9.00 Could We Survive A Mega-Tsunami? 10.00 FILM: Jackpot (2011) 11.20 Horizon: Why Are Thin People Not Fat? 12.20am Could We Survive A Mega-Tsunami? 1.20 Return To Betjemanland 2.20 Sounds Of The 70s

12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 You’ve Been Framed And Famous! 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 FILM: Along Came Polly (2004) 9.50 McBusted: The Hot Desk 10.00 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 11.45 Cockroaches 12.15am Two And A Half Men (x2)

1.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For The Love Of Dogs (x2) 9.00 The Secret Life Of Cats 10.00 Collision 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

3.00pm Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 FILM: Drillbit Taylor (2008) 10.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 11.00 Marry Me 11.30 New Girl 12.00am 2 Broke Girls (x2)

11.40am FILM: The Desperadoes (1943) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10.00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 Gogglebox 12.15am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am Bell, Book And Candle (1958) 1.10pm The Gentle Gunman (1952) 2.50 The Violent Men (1955) 4.50 The Wizard Of Oz. See highlights. (1939) 6.55 Mirror Mirror (2012) 9.00 The Godfather (1972) 12.30am Office Space (1999) 2.15 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

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THURSDAY 29 Post Feature Latest TV, 6.30pm If you fancy going to the flicks but are stuck for what to see, consult your friendly neighbourhood Post Feature hosts – Jessica KellgrenHayes and Joseph Gunn. Looking at all the latest releases, reviews, previews and news, this is where you’ll have a chance to sort your Kingsman: The Secret Service from your Big Hero 6. Rah!

Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe BBC2, 10pm Our caustic Charlie is back with his sharp and satirical look at the major happenings of the week. That’s the big news stories, the silly news stories, Celebrity Big Brother, and other miscellaneous things that have had the water cooler bubbling with discussion and pithy put-downs.

Ross Kemp: Extreme World Sky1, 9pm Ross Kemp and his awardwinning documentary team continue with their exploration of some of the most dangerous and upsetting stories around the globe. This week they investigate South Africa’s rape epidemic, talking to both victims and the perpetrators of this shocking trend.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 9.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 Post Feature All the latest movie news with Jessica Kellgren-Hayes and Joseph Gunn 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 8.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 9.30 Albion Night The Seagulls’ weekly show with Latest Sport, featuring news about all the squads and competitions. 10.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Post Feature 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Albion Night 2.30 Albion Night 3.30 Albion Night 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

BBC1

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders The Carters attempt business as usual at the Vic. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Eat Well For Less Gregg Wallace and award-winning greengrocer Chris Bavin, with the help of dietician Lucy Jones, are on a mission to help families across the UK save money, sort food facts from food fiction and eat well for less. 9.00 Death In Paradise Detective drama series. When a British policeman is found murdered in a locked room on the tiny paradise island of Saint-Marie, Detective Inspector Richard Poole is sent to investigate. He’s the perfect man to solve the case. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Question Time David Dimbleby presents topical debate from Wrexham in Wales. The panel includes Conservative culture secretary Sajid Javid MP, former Labour secretary of state for Wales Peter Hain MP and businesswoman Hilary Devey. 11.45 This Week Andrew Neil presents a review of the political week with Michael Portillo and guests. 12.30am Skiing Weatherview 12.35 BBC News

BBC2

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20 Channel Patrol 9.05 Six Puppies And Us 10.05 Claimed And Shamed 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.40 Reel History Of Britain 2.10 Walden On Heroes 2.40 Churchill 3.40 FILM: Return From The River Kwai (1988) 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques series. 8.00 Attenborough’s Paradise Birds Documentary tracing David Attenborough’s lifelong passion for birds of paradise. One of the first to film many of their beautiful and often bizarre displays, David has tracked these ‘birds from paradise’ all over the jungles of New Guinea. 9.00 Modern Times: The Vikings Are Coming Series of films documenting life in contemporary Britain. Growing numbers of British women are using donor sperm, with many of them turning to Denmark, the new sperm capital of the world. Each week, straws of frozen Danish sperm are shipped out to over 70 countries. Award-winning film-maker Sue Bourne’s film follows four women as they try to make a baby using Danish sperm. 10.00 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe See highlights. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 MH17: In Search Of Truth 11.50 The Super-Rich And Us Jacques Peretti investigates how the super-rich are transforming Britain. 12.50am Sign Zone: Panorama 4.00 Around The World In 80 Faiths 5.00 Let’s Do Maths!

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale James suffers an accident at work. 7.30 The Kyle Files Series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts the issues of the day. 8.00 Emmerdale James’s life hangs in the balance. 8.30 Birds Of A Feather Sharon welcomes Tracey home from prison with a job offer in the school kitchen she is now managing. 9.00 Bring Back Borstal A fascinating four-part series which follows a social experiment in which 13 young offenders volunteer to experience the strict regime of a 1930s-style Borstal for up to four weeks. In the final programme, word reaches the Governor that Casey Spence, who left the Borstal in week one, is in trouble. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Perspectives: Gary Kemp Kick Out The Jams Spandau Ballet’s Gary Kemp investigates the modern art world, 25 years after it was rocked on its heels by by the arrival of Hirst, Emin and the other Young British Artists. 11.40 Ade At Sea Series in which Adrian Edmondson explores Britain’s maritime past and its influence today. 12.05am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. Lindsey’s actions leave Celine with a terrible dilemma. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Location, Location, Location Property series in which Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer offer advice on buying a new home. 9.00 Cucumber Drama series exploring 21st century gay life. Henry begins his new life, but Freddie marks out the battle lines - can they ever be friends, let alone anything more? Lance tries to work out where Henry has gone, and enlists Cleo’s help, but only Cliff is devious enough to work out the truth. 10.00 The Mega Brothel Documentary which travels to Germany to take a look inside one of the biggest brothels in Europe, and explore what life is like for the women, clients and management. 11.05 24 Hours In Police Custody The documentary series that covers every angle of police work. 12.10am Weighing Up The Enemy 1.05 One Born Every Minute 2.00 Food Unwrapped 2.25 The Great Car Con: Channel 4 Dispatches 2.55 Queen Victoria And The Crippled Kasier 3.50 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.00 SuperScrimpers 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.55 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 5.05 Deal Or No Deal

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6.00 – 6.45am Children’s television 6.45 Peppa Pig 6.50 Peppa Pig 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.10 Cedar Cove 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Brax reassures Ricky that she and the baby are his top priority. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 North Pole Ice Airport Documentary series about Ice Station Barneo, a temporary airport built on the drifting ice of the Arctic Ocean. 8.00 Benefits: 19 Kids And A Whole Load Of Debt Documentary series about people who live on welfare. The final episode of the series meets some mothers who are struggling to bring up their children while claiming benefits. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 New Botched Up Bodies Documentary series featuring people undergoing corrective treatment for surgery that went disastrously wrong. After being diagnosed with an ear infection, Alison’s nose collapsed following surgery and now she wants it reshaped and her breathing issues sorted. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Race To The Pole 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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3.00pm Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World. See highlights. 10.00 Ascension 11.40 Galapagos With David Attenborough 12.40am A League Of Their Own

7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 Traffic Cops 9.00 Bangkok Airport 10.00 Crims 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.25 Family Guy 11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Bangkok Airport 1.05 Crims 1.35 Excluded: Kicked Out Of School 2.35 Sweat The Small Stuff 3.05 Vodka Diaries 3.30 Crims

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1980 8.00 The First World War From Above 9.00 Battle For The Himalayas: The Fight To Film Everest - Timeshift 10.00 The Epic Of Everest 11.25 The Eiger: Wall Of Death 12.25am Horizon: The Secret Life Of Your Bodyclock 1.15 Top Of The Pops: 1980

10.10am The Chase 11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 FILM: The Hangover (2009) 12.10am Cockroaches

10.40am Judge Judy (x3) 12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Collision 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am A Touch Of Frost

4.30pm Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Banana 10.35 The Inbetweeners 11.05 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl

10.20am A Place In The Sun 10.55 FILM: The Hindenburg (1975) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 FILM: Kingdom Of Heaven (2005) 12.55am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am River Of No Return (1954) 12.50pm Siege Of The Saxons (1963) 2.35 Pimpernel Smith (1941) 5.00 An Elephant Called Slowly (1970) 6.50 Top Gun (1986) 9.00 The Godfather Part II (1974) 12.40am The Godfather Part III (1990) 4.00 Close

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FRIDAY 30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4, 9pm The words and numbers show is packed full of people we love. Not only is there Crawley’s finest and Komedia regular Romesh Ranganathan (former maths teacher, should be good with numbers), but also Brighton local Joe Wilkinson and this week’s interviewee Josie Long. Bosh!

Modern Toss Latest TV, 10pm Recognised nationally as the leading light in mickey-taking and humour, recognised locally as ‘that brilliant shop in the North Laine’, Modern Toss bring their irreverent and surreal animations to Friday night. Our own boundary-breaking cartoonists, with lots of swearing and silliness to boot.

Marry Me E4, 8.30pm It’s Halloween in Americansitcom-land, and Annie and Jake come up with the cunning wheeze of converting their flat into a haunted house to entertain the local kids. Now, isn’t that neighbourly? Not really, when grown up neighbour Julie is none too impressed with the whole idea and gets her grump on.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 9.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00 Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 6.30 The Newspapers Mike Mendoza is joined by guests to discuss this week’s stories in the press. 7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainment show with presenters Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. 7.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank le Duc covers local and national politics and the upcoming key elections for our future. Expect heated debates as Brighton decides on Latest TV! 8.30 Latest News The latest news plus national updates. 9.00 Funny Farm 9.30 Bloody Mary Hit internet horror satire. 10.00 Modern Toss 10.30 Sketchers 11.00 Noise Reel Bmusic’s David Elphick and Catherine Sear amplify a Wave of music news and entertainment to your ears. 12.00am Bowlegs 12.30 Under The Radar 1.00 Under The Radar 1.30 Bored Gamers 2.30 Sketchers 3.00 StageUp Unplugged 3.30 Noise Reel 4.30 Under The Radar 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Noise Reel Extra: Bootleg Festival 5.45 Noise Reel Extra: Maya Wolff

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6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question Of Sport Lighthearted sports quiz. 7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders Tongues start to wag about the Carters as the residents of Walford take sides. 8.30 Room 101 Frank Skinner hosts the comedy panel show as England cricket captain Michael Vaughan, comedian Sara Pascoe and Jonathan Ross compete to have their pet hates and peeves consigned to Room 101. The show consists of three rounds: people, food and drink and the wildcard round. 9.00 The Musketeers Historical drama series about the infamous adventurers. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton Show Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most. 11.25 Bluestone 42 Comedy drama about a British bomb disposal detachment in Afghanistan. 11.55 EastEnders A chance to catch up on the week’s drama in Albert Square. 1.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 1.55 BBC News

6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. 6.30 Great British Railway Journeys On the final leg of his journey from west Wales to East Anglia, Michael Portillo begins in Oakham. 7.00 Antiques Road Trip Antiques experts Anita Manning and James Braxton begin in Cambridge before heading to Suffolk and onto auctions in Essex and Greenwich. 8.00 Mastermind The subjects are Game of Thrones, Neil Young, Bournville Village and the life and career of Sir Edward Marshall Hall. 8.30 Food & Drink Chef and pub landlord Tom Kerridge plays host to some of the best cooks in a series. 9.00 The Big Allotment Challenge Gardeners go head to head in a competition hosted by Fern Britton. Just five gardeners remain for the semi-final. In the grow challenge, former royal gardener Jim Buttress tasks the amateurs with growing and showing okra. 10.00 QI Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by a selection of guests for a compilation of favourite moments from the L Series of QI. 11.05 FILM: The Road (2009) Starring Viggo Mortensen, Kodi SmitMcPhee, Robert Duvall. In a postapolcalyptic world, a father and his son fight for survival, battling against cold, hunger and gangs of cannibals. 12.45am Sign Zone: Question Time

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Andy is furious at Katie’s actions. 7.30 Coronation Street Todd forms an evil plan. 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Show Martin Lewis and Saira Khan return with their money roadshows helping people in Manchester decide if they should use their savings to pay off their mortgages. They also present a guide to haggling. 8.30 Coronation Street Steve and Sinead try to look to the future. 9.00 Benidorm Solana Group CEO Crystal Hennessy-Vass sweeps into the resort and takes Joyce out to lunch. There she announces that the staff budget is being cut by half - and Joyce is being replaced by somebody cheaper. When Joyce returns to the hotel, she discovers that her predecessor Janey has taken her job. As The Oracle’s Romanian fiancee Ionela arrives in Benidorm, Noreen discovers that Geoff/The Oracle has told her he is a successful businessman. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead (2004) Starring Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost. Zombie-filled romantic comedy. 12.30am Jackpot247 3.00 FILM: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen

6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20 Channel Patrol 9.05 The Big Allotment Challenge 10.05 Food & Drink 10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Great Britons: Churchill 2.00 Churchill: The Nation’s Farewell 3.00 FILM: Young Winston (1972) 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow

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6.00am Countdown 6.45 According To Jim 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Will Nancy find the courage to face the consequences of what she’s done? 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast Cookery series presented by Jamie Oliver and Jimmy Doherty from their cafe at the end of Southend pier. Actor Michael Sheen returns to his Welsh roots when he cooks a delicious lamb cawl. Jamie wows the diners with his pork belly and beef brisket chilli. 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown See highlights. 10.00 The Last Leg With Adam Hills Adam Hills and regular co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker consider the weird and wonderful talking points of the week. Miranda Hart is special guest. 11.05 Catastrophe Sitcom about an Irish woman and an American man whose brief affair turns into a disastrous, full-blown relationship when she falls pregnant. Sharon introduces Rob to her brother Fergal, who gives them both a hard time. 11.40 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US police sitcom. 12.05am Rude Tube 1.00 FILM: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 2.45 The Ricky Gervais Show 3.15 The Ricky Gervais Show 3.45 Grand Designs Australia 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00am Children’s television 6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Little Princess 7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15 FILM: A Risk Worth Taking (2008) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Kyle apologises to Phoebe for interfering with her career and insists that he will support her decisions from now on. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Race To The Pole Former Welsh international rugby player Richard Parks takes on a series of epic endurance challenges in preparation for his attempt to become the fastest-ever unassisted person to ski to the South Pole. 8.00 Ice Road Truckers Reality series. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Rylan Clark presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate in the programme that sinks its teeth into all things CBB. He is joined by special guests for exclusive footage and behind-the-scenes treats. 11.30 Celebrity Big Brother: Live From The House All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother as it happens, with exclusive live streaming from the house. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.50 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 Show Me Your Garden 9.00 Ascension 10.50 FILM: Ghostbusters (1984) 12.55am A Most Violent Year Special

7.00pm Doctor Who: The Ultimate Guide 7.10 Doctor Who 8.00 Excluded: Kicked Out Of School 9.00 Tough Young Teachers 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.35am Crims 1.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.30 Bangkok Airport 2.30 Life Is Toff (x2)

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Sounds Of The Sixties 8.00 Symphony 9.00 Sound Of Song 10.00 Kraftwerk: Pop Art 11.00 Synth Britannia 12.30am Sound Of Song 1.30 Kraftwerk: Pop Art 2.30 Synth Britannia

10.10am The Chase 11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 12.15pm Emmerdale (x2) 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 FILM: I Am Legend (2007) 11.05 Take Me Out 12.15am Take Me Out: The Gossip

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 10.00 Collision 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe 1.10 The Royal

4.00pm New Girl 4.30 Suburgatory 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 Marry Me. See highlights. 9.00 FILM: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am 2 Broke Girls

8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 Secret Eaters 11.05 FILM: Cocoon (1985) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 A Place By The Sea 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 FILM: The Firm (1993) 12.05am Gogglebox 1.05 Father Ted (x2) 2.15 Grand Designs 3.20 Peep Show

11.00am The Spoilers (1955) 12.45pm The Great Sioux Massacre (1965) 2.50 Lonely Are The Brave (1962) 5.00 Carry On Up The Khyber (1968) 7.00 The Golden Child (1986) 9.00 Zombieland (2009) 10.40 Sexy Beast (2000) 12.25am The Punk Singer 2.05 Punch-Drunk Love (2003) 4.00 Close

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SATURDAY 31 The Voice UK BBC1, 7pm More blind auditions and chair envy as superstar coaches will.i.am, Sir Tom Jones, Rita Ora and Ricky Wilson try and outfox each other, leaving them with the best team of vocalists to win. Emma Willis and Marvin Humes are backstage to hold hands with anxious loved ones as someone chases their dream on the stage.

The Secret World Of Lewis Carroll BBC2, 9.30pm Happy birthday dear Alice, happy birthday to you! This documentary marks the 150th anniversary of the publication of Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland, exploring the life of the man that wrote the children’s classic and the girl it was written for and about. Twinkle, twinkle.

WWII’s Secret Spy Camp More4, 9pm Would you believe that the modern CIA came about because of a secret agent training school established in Canada? If it’s about the CIA, you can be pretty sure a far-fetched suggestion could be true. This one certainly is, as this documentary explains how the foundations of modern espionage started during WWII.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am Under The Radar (x4) 8.00 Noise Reel 9.00 Albion Night 10.00 Albion Night 11.00 Albion Night 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 2.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 4.00 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 5.00 Post Feature 5.30 Cook It!

6.00 The Newspapers 6.30 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 7.30 You Make It, We Show It! 8.00 Latest News 8.30 BWC British Wrestling Weekly 9.30 Latest News 10.00 Brighton Lights A nightly entertainment show presented by Guy Lloyd and Lynn Ruth Miller. Expect to see all the talent from Brighton and beyond. 10.30 You Make It, We Show It Latest Bill and David Netherton present films made by you, the great Brighton public. 11.00 Bowlegs Bowlegs Music on Film presents live music sessions and interviews with the artists. Presented by Julian Tardo. 11.30 Bored Gamers Greg and Jim present a weekly show for gaming enthusiasts. 12.30am Latest News 1.00 FilmFest on 8 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00 Bowlegs 4.30 Latest News 5.00 You Make It, We Show It! 5.30 Under The Radar

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6.10 BBC News 6.20 South East Today 6.30 Now You See It Fast-paced entertainment series voiced by Mel Giedroyc, featuring the best and worst of magic and other incredible performers from around the world. Featuring grapes that float into people’s mouths, a man who likes to disguise himself as an armchair and strange goings-on in a fish and chip shop. Plus top magicians from around the world and some of the moments where the magic failed to work. 7.00 The Voice UK See highlights. 8.30 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List Shane Richie hosts the game show that sees couples playing to win the prizes of their dreams. Will they be able to hold their nerve and take the pressure as they attempt win their wish list? Also including the National Lottery Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.20 Casualty Connie throws herself into work, Lofty helps a family reconnect and Big Mac deals with a man who’s gambled away his brother’s money. 10.10 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of the day’s eight Premier League games. 12.00am The Football League Show 1.20 FILM: Stark Raving Mad (2002) 2.55 Weather For The Week Ahead 3.00 BBC News

6.30 Flog It! Members of the public are invited to try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auction. 7.30 Attenborough’s Paradise Birds Documentary tracing David Attenborough’s lifelong passion for birds of paradise. One of the first to film many of their beautiful and often bizarre displays, David has tracked these ‘birds from paradise’ all over the jungles of New Guinea. 8.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 9.00 QI Quiz show in which the aim is to be interesting. Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are joined by another selection of guests for a compilation of favourite moments from the L Series of QI. 9.30 The Secret World Of Lewis Carroll See highlights. 10.30 FILM: Ginger & Rosa (2012) Starring Elle Fanning, Alessandro Nivola, Christina Hendricks. Drama. In the turbulent sixties, the friendship of the politically engaged teenagers Ginger and Rosa is suddenly tested to its limits. 11.55 FILM: The Tempest (2011) Starring Helen Mirren, Djimon Hounsou, Felicity Jones, Alfred Molina, Russell Brand, Ben Whishaw, Alan Cumming, David Strathairn and Tom Conti. Adaptation of Shakespeare’s play.

6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Bargain Hunt 2.00 Escape To The Country 3.00 Homes Under The Hammer 4.00 Final Score 5.20 Pointless Celebrities

6.45am FILM: Bitter Victory (1958) 8.25 Tennis: Australian Open Women’s Final 11.30 Animal Park 12.00pm James Martin: Home Comforts 12.45 Hollywood Greats 1.25 FILM: Lust For Life (1956) 3.25 FILM: Hidalgo (2004) 5.30 The Great British Sewing Bee

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6.00 – 7.35am Children’s television 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Adventure Time 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Hulk And The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 1.40 The Undriveables 2.10 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 3.10 Doc Martin 4.10 Big Star’s Little Star 5.10 ITV News Meridian 5.20 ITV News & Weather 5.30 You’ve Been Framed! A-Z Of Animals 6.30 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes Harry Hill gives the legendary transformation show a makeover. 7.30 Planet’s Got Talent Warwick Davis narrates a series which looks at the biggest reality shows on the planet. From Indonesia to Iceland, Bulgaria to Brazil and China to Chile, the show features some of the very best and worst acts that the world has to offer. 8.05 Take Me Out Paddy McGuinness presents the show where 30 single girls battle it out for a dream date on the Isle of Fernandos. Tonight’s likely lads are dancer Rob from London, barman Ryan from Leicester, security guard Karl from Dublin and busker Jamie from Kent. 9.20 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross welcomes the queens of The Great British Bake Off, Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins, distinguised actress Dame Diana Rigg and comedian Johnny Vegas from the hit show Benidorm. 10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) Starring Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman. Drama about the relationship struck up between two inmates of Shawshank State Prison over two decades. 1.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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6.00am Trans World Sport 7.00 Killarney Adventure Race 7.25 Itera Expedition Race 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 The King Of Queens 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.25 Speed With Guy Martin 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Come Dine With Me 5.00 The Big Bang Theory 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Restoration Man George Clarke travels the country helping people transform neglected historic buildings. 8.00 The World’s Weirdest Weather Documentary series exploring the mysteries behind some of the world’s most bizarre weather, hearing from eyewitnesses and featuring amateur footage of some extreme events. The programme looks at a cave system with its own weather, a desert in Brazil that features lagoons amongst the sand dunes and a ‘concrete’ lake in Argentina. 9.00 FILM: Ted (2012) Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Seth MacFarlane. Comedy. Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane voices the walking, talking teddy bear who upsets the lives of its owner and his girlfriend. 11.10 FILM: Your Highness (2011) Starring Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman. Comedy. Two princes, with extremely different personality traits, set out on a quest when the elder brother’s beautiful fiancee is kidnapped by a dragonobsessed wizard. 1.05am The Last Leg With Adam Hills 2.00 FILM: Prizzi’s Honor (1985) 4.10 Hollyoaks Omnibus

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6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television 7.55 Little Princess 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Wanda And The Alien 8.40 Zack And Quack 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Access 10.45 Ice Road Truckers 11.45 Ice Road Truckers 12.40pm Ice Road Truckers 1.40 Ice Road Truckers 2.40 FILM: Columbo: A Friend In Deed (1975) 4.35 FILM: Columbo: A Deadly State Of Mind (1975) 6.10 NCIS Drama series. The commander in charge of a shipment of nuclear weapons is kidnapped and the team must find him before he divulges the secret location of the arms. 7.00 NCIS US drama series. The wives of two marines are murdered and the team are desperate to find the killers before they attack another target. 7.55 NCIS Drama series. When an ambulance carrying the body of a dead marine explodes, the agents uncover evidence of subterfuge. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Crime drama series. The family of a medical marijuana dispenser is held hostage. 10.55 Law And Order American drama. Lupo and Green’s first case together is a kidnapping that took place during a city-wide power cut. 11.50 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. 12.15am SuperCasino 3.10 Celebrity Big Brother 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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1.00pm Last Man Standing (x4) 3.00 Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 4.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 5.00 Sun, Sea And A&E 6.00 The Fanatics 7.00 Show Me Your Garden 8.00 FILM: Ghostbusters (1984) 10.05 A League Of Their Own: Unseen (x2) 11.05 Hawaii Five-0 12.05am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge Of The Fifth 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 FILM: Blades Of Glory (2007) 10.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Family Guy (x8) 2.00am Crims 2.30 South Side Story 3.00 Life Is Toff (x2)

7.00pm The First World War From Above 8.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds: A Tale Of Three Cities 9.00 Spiral 9.55 Spiral 10.50 Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe 11.20 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 12.50am Top Of The Pops: 1980 1.40 Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp

11.50am The Cube: Celebrity Special 12.55pm Poor Little Rich Girls 2.40 FILM: Honey (2003) 4.35 FILM: ET: The ExtraTerrestrial (1982) 6.50 FILM: The Mummy Returns (2001) 9.20 Take Me Out: The Gossip 10.05 FILM: Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) 11.55 Celebrity Juice 12.55am Fake Reaction

6.45am FILM: The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966) 8.40 Where The Heart Is (x2) 10.50 The Darling Buds Of May 12.00pm A Touch Of Frost 2.00 Wycliffe 3.05 FILM: George And Mildred (1980) 5.00 MIss Marple 7.00 Doc Martin 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Lewis 12.05am A Touch Of Frost

11.30am New Girl (x2) 12.30pm Melissa And Joey (x2) 1.30 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 2.30 Bad(ish) Robots (x2) 3.30 Rude(ish) Tube (x2) 4.30 Troy 5.35 The 100 6.35 The Big Bang Theory (x5) 9.00 FILM: Terminator Salvation (2009) 11.15 The Inbetweeners (x2) 12.20am 2 Broke Girls 12.55 New Girl

1.25pm Four In A Bed (x5) 4.10 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 7.55 Walking Through History 9.00 WWII’s Secret Spy Camp. See highlights. 10.00 Spying On Hitler’s Army: The Secret Recordings 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10am 8 Out Of 10 Cats Uncut

11.00am The Mistress Of Spices (2005) 1.00pm The Simpsons Movie (2007) 2.45 The Longest Day (1962) 6.30 Stardust (2007) 9.00 The American (2010) 11.05 Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans (2008) 12.50am 30 Days Of Night (2007) 3.15 Close

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SUNDAY 1 Mr Selfridge ITV1, 9pm Prosperity looks like it might be just around the corner, with the biggest fashion event in store since the war proving to be a massive challenge for the staff of Selfridges, but with the juicy carrot of an exclusive contract with Lanvin hanging in the balance. And Harry decides to pursue a new charitable project.

FILM: True Grit BBC2, 10pm The original was the one that won John Wayne his Oscar, and this remake was no shirker in the gong stakes either with ten Oscar nominations netted. Starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon and newcomer Hailee Steinfeld, this tells of a 14-year-old girl who hires a hard-drinking marshall to avenge her father’s death. Natch.

The Big Bang Theory E4, 10.05pm Sheldon’s a bit of a worry-wort. Having always thought that he would live on with his consciousness downloaded into a robot body it suddenly strikes him that technology may not be able to catch up with his plans before his demise – resulting in a variety of Sheldon-logic plans to extend his lifespan.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote (x4) 8.00 The Newspapers 8.30 The Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 The Vote 10.00 The Vote 10.30 The Vote 11.00 At The Amex 11.30 Latest Community Sport 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 Brighton Lights 2.00 At The Amex 2.30 Latest Community Sport 3.00 International Chef Exchange 4.00 Brighton Lights (x4) 6.00 Latest News The latest news where we are, the latest sports news, plus national and international updates. 6.30 At The Amex 7.00 Brighton Lights 7.30 Latest News 8.00 Hindsight: The Past That Moves You Ethnic minorities in Northern Ireland. 8.45 Noise Reel Extra: Eliza and the Bear Bmusic teamed up with BN1 and caught up with EATB when they visited Brighton for an interview and live session. 9.00 FilmFest on 8 Presenter Jessica Kellgren-Hayes introduces Latest TV’s very own weekly film festival, a dedicated film night for movies, shorts, and brand new work from filmmakers. 11.00 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 11.30 Under The Radar Paul Mex and Jeff Hemmings show and discuss great music videos that may have been under your radar. 12.00am Latest News 12.30 FilmFest on TV 2.30 Latest News 3.00 FilmFest on TV 5.00 Latest News 5.30 At The Amex

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6.00 Animals In Love More than shared animated spaghetti. 7.00 Countryfile Ellie Harrison and Matt Baker are in West Yorkshire where Ellie joins one of Britain’s best poets, Simon Armitage, on a yomp across the snowy moors. She’s following the Stanza Stones trail - a series of rocks with verses written by Simon carved upon them. Matt visits a farm run by volunteers where they are farming with wildlife in mind. Joe Crowley tells the tale of the Cragg Vale Coiners, an outlaw band responsible for one of the biggest counterfeiting crimes in history. 8.00 Call The Midwife Drama about a group of midwives in 1950s London, based on the memoirs of Jennifer Worth. 9.00 Last Tango In Halifax Drama. It is the day of Gillian’s wedding but things don’t go as planned as Caroline gets to the heart of why Gillian is avoiding her wedding day. With Celia’s encouragement, Alan takes the first step towards forgiving Gary. 10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today 10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman presents highlights of the day’s two Premier League matches, including Arsenal against Aston Villa. 11.30 The Apprentice USA 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

6.00 The Coffee Trail With Simon Reeve Adventurer and journalist Simon Reeve heads to Vietnam to uncover the stories behind the morning pick-me-up. 7.00 The Motorway: Life In The Fast Lane VrooOOOOooommm!!! 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May embark on a grand road trip across Australia’s Northern Territory. 9.00 Dragons’ Den Series in which budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. There are inventions galore in the Den - Kelly gets an unusual phone call from outside the Den, a mother-anddaughter duo pitch their children’s waterproof products and a trio of break dancers introduce the Dragons to some innovative earphones. Aside from the fun of being serenaded by a group of princesses and having a go on a modern day penny-farthing, will the Dragons feel the need to invest? 10.00 FILM: True Grit (2010) See highlights. 11.45 FILM: New Jack City (1991) Starring Wesley Snipes, Ice-T, Allen Payne, Chris Rock, Mario Van Peebles. Tough action drama. New York City, 1989. Maverick detective Scotty Appleton is determined to bring down crack-dealing crime kingpin Nino Brown. 1.20am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.15 Sign Zone: Holby City

6.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 The Big Questions 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.00 Eat Well For Less? 4.00 Your Home In Their Hands 5.00 Songs Of Praise 5.35 BBC News 5.50 South East Today

6.00am The Football League Show 7.20 Countryfile 8.15 Tennis: Australian Open Men’s Final 12.00pm Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 1.30 James Martin: Home Comforts 2.00 Food & Drink 2.30 Joan Fontaine: Talking Pictures 3.00 FILM: Ivanhoe (1952) 4.45 Flog It! 5.15 Ski Sunday

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6.00am Bottom Knocker Street (x3) 6.35 Dino Dan 6.45 Dino Dan 7.00 Canimals 7.10 Sooty 7.25 Signed Stories: Share A Story 7.30 Scrambled! 7.35 Nerds & Monsters 7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.30 Horrid Henry 8.50 Deadtime Stories 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.30pm ITV News & Weather 12.40 Harry Hill’s Stars In Their Eyes 1.40 Off Their Rockers 2.10 Mel & Sue’s Best Bits 3.15 Tipping Point 4.15 FILM: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Get Your Act Together Stephen Mulhern hosts a series in which some of our best-loved stars join forces with top variety acts to put on a special performance. This week Chelsee Healey, Natalie Anderson, Amy Willerton, Phil Tufnell, James Bolam and Matthew Wolfenden take on the challenges. 8.15 All Star Family Fortunes The game show in which celebrities and their families compete to win cash for their chosen charities. 9.00 Mr Selfridge See highlights. 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 Perspectives: The Man In The Hat - Rene Magritte With Will Young Ever since he stumbled upon a book about Rene Magritte in an Oxford bookshop at the age of 15, singer and actor Will Young has had a passion for the surrealist artist’s work. In this film, Will travels to Magritte’s native Belgium to find out more about the man whose trademark was a bowler hat and whose apparently conventional exterior concealed the mind of a subversive rebel. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: LV= Cup Highlights from round three of the Anglo Welsh LV Cup competition. 12.10am The Store 2.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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6.20am NFL: Rush Zone 6.45 How I Met Your Mother 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Frasier 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm Jamie And Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 2.00 The Simpsons 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 FILM: Penelope (2006) 4.50 Channel 4 News 5.20 FILM: Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) 7.00 The Jump Entertainment show in which a group of celebrities take on some of the most challenging and dangerous winter sports. In this episode, the men battle it out headto-head in the opening event, the skeleton. 8.00 The Hotel Documentary series revealing behind-the-scenes life in the hotel industry. Mark Jenkins, entertainments manager of the Cavendish in Torquay, announces plans for Carnage at the Cavendish: a wrestling spectacular. 9.00 Our Guy In India Motorcycle enthusiast Guy Martin heads for India’s famous Rider Mania race. At a Delhi market, Guy buys a classic Royal Enfield motorbike that came with a traditional Hindu blessing. 10.05 The Simpsons Homer embarks on a trip to the Super Bowl, but discovers that his tickets are fake. 10.30 The Superbowl: American Football Live Live NFL action featuring Super Bowl XLIX. New England Patriots take on the Seattle Seahawks at the University of Phoenix Stadium, Arizona. 3.30am SuperScrimpers Bite-size portions of top tips from the series that shows how to scrimp and save. 3.40 Kirstie’s Best Of Both Worlds 4.35 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.30 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 8.15am Children’s television 8.15 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky 8.25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 8.30 Wanda And The Alien 8.45 Zack And Quack 9.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15 Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants 10.35 Access 10.40 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (x2) 12.35pm Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge 1.35 FILM: A Little Princess (1995) 3.25 FILM: Hoodwinked (2005) 4.55 FILM: Made Of Honor (2008) 6.50 FILM: Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, John Alexander, James Dodd and Luke Goss. Comic book action fantasy. The big red demon with the stone hand returns with his buddies from the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense to save the world when an evil elf breaks an ancient pact and unleashes a robot army to destroy humanity. 8.55 5 News Weekend 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of the latest events from the past 24 hours. Catch up on all the drama and action from this year’s housemates. 10.00 FILM: Justice (2011) Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce, Harold Perrineau, Jennifer Carpenter. Action. A high-school teacher finds himself dragged into an underground world of vigilantism when his wife is brutally attacked and raped. Reeling from the shock, he is approached by a stranger in the hospital who offers to exact revenge against the person responsible in exchange for a favour in the future. 12.00am Britain’s Flashiest Families 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Storage: Flog The Lot! 4.00 House Doctor 4.25 Make It Big (x2) 5.15 Angels Of Jarm (x2) 5.40 Roary The Racing Car (x2) Victoria Nangle

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2.00pm Greggs: More Than Meats The Pie 3.00 Last Man Standing (x2) 4.00 Emergency With Angela Griffin 5.00 The Simpsons (x4) 7.00 The Holidaymakers 8.00 A League Of Their Own 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Show Me Your Garden 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 The Voice UK 9.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad 9.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.00 Family Guy 10.50 Crims 11.20 Family Guy (x2) 12.05am Backchat With Jack Whitehall And His Dad 12.35 South Side Story 1.05 Bangkok Airport

7.00pm Shoah: Second Era 11.40 Sound Of Song 12.40am Kraftwerk: Pop Art 1.40 Synth Britannia 3.10 Sounds Of The 70s 2

11.55am Take Me Out 1.10pm Take Me Out: The Gossip 1.55 You’ve Been Framed! 2.25 Scorpion 3.15 FILM: Stormbreaker (2006) 5.05 FILM: Despicable Me (2010) 6.55 FILM: Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) 9.00 FILM: The Matrix (1999) 11.40 Tricked: Favourite Tricks 12.40am Fake Reaction

9.30am Heartbeat (x2) 11.35 Sherlock Holmes - The Last Vampyre 1.45pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 3.45 Rosemary And Thyme 4.45 Inspector Morse 7.00 Lewis 9.00 The Best Of Royal Variety 10.00 Northern Lights 11.05 FILM: Pride And Prejudice (2005) 1.40am Countrywise Kitchen (x2) 2.30 Judge Judy (x2)

4.30pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 5.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 6.00 Marry Me 6.30 The Big Bang Theory (x3) 8.00 FILM: Drillbit Taylor (2008) 10.05 The Big Bang Theory. See highlights. 10.35 The Inbetweeners (x2) 11.40 The Cleveland Show (x3) 1.10am Rules Of Engagement (x2)

10.00am Selling Houses With Amanda Lamb 11.00 Grand Designs Australia 12.05pm Coach Trip (x5) 2.40 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.15 Come Dine With Me (x5) 8.00 River Cottage Australia 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.05 Gogglebox (x2) 12.15am Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 1.20 Gogglebox (x2)

11.00am An Elephant Called Slowly (1970) 1.00pm Letters To Juliet (2010) 3.05 The Wizard Of Oz (1939) 5.10 The Death And Life Of Charlie St Cloud (2010) 7.10 500 Days Of Summer (2009) 9.00 Immortals (2011) 11.10 Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) 1.20am The Yards (2000) 3.45 Close

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MONDAY 2 Catastrophe Channel 4, 10pm The dark comedy about a mismatched and pregnant couple continues, and Sharon’s hormones are on overdrive. Alternating between feeling incredibly horny and swamped with sadness, as well as a host of other fears, Sharon’s barely holding on. Meanwhile, Rob is having work probs in London.

10,000 BC Channel Five, 10pm Ug. And then skin it and eat it. This Stone Age reality series sees twenty Brits dropped into a remote forest in Bulgaria, equipped only with primitive tools and expected to exist on what they can hunt, forage and make. Things launch with some survival tips and a freshly killed deer by survival expert Klint Janulis.

South Side Story BBC3, 9.30pm Described as a ‘structured reality show focusing on the real lives of a group of 18–25-year-old south Londoners who like to burst into song’, it’s going to be difficult to see the break where real life and constructed situations meet. Not! Gilly’s fallen out with his former best friend, jailbird Levi, and Fayy is unhappy at Levi’s rejection.

¸ terrestrial 6.00am The Vote 6.30 The Vote 7.00 The Vote 7.30 The Vote 8.00 Bookenders 8.30 Bookenders 9.00 The Newspapers 9.30 The Newspapers 10.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 12.00pm Brighton Lights 12.30 Brighton Lights 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Cook It! 2.00 Cook It! 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Millionaires’ Row (x4) 5.00 The Brighton Lights Sessions 5.30 Bowlegs 6.00 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing Latest TV’s Mike Mendoza presents his weekly entertainment show – focusing on all things Adur and Worthing. 7.00 Best of Brighton Lights Richard Shayler takes a cheeky look back on episodes of Brighton Lights, first aired on the internet. 7.30 Latest News The latest local news where you are, plus national updates. 8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc covers local and national politics. 8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay presents the weekly how-to cookery programme, sourcing local, good value seasonal produce. 9.00 Latest News 9.30 International Chef Exchange Top chefs swap for a week with chefs from all over the world. 10.30 Latest News 11.00 Under The Radar 11.30 Bowlegs 12.00am Latest News 12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur & Worthing 1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30 Latest News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It! 3.00 Latest News 3.30 International Chef Exchange 4.30 Latest News 5.00 Under The Radar 5.30 Bowlegs

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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under Revisited 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer 11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.40 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Father Brown 3.00 The Link 3.45 Escape To The Country 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomas joins Kent and Sussex police as they deal with a spike in burglaries. In the week marking the 50th anniversary of Churchill’s death, Natalie Graham explores what Kent meant to Churchill and his affect on those who worked for him. 8.00 EastEnders When word spreads round Walford about Dean, his business begins to suffer. Will he accept a way out? Jane gets some bad news which results in her making a strange choice when it comes to her wedding outfit. Can Sonia save the day? 8.30 Emergency In A & E Panorama Documentary. 9.00 Silent Witness Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.45 Football Focus: Transfer Deadline Day Special Dan Walker and the Football Focus team round up all the major transfer deadline day moves, with news and reaction from around the country. 11.30 The Graham Norton Show The award-winning host continues his anarchic talk show. 12.15am FILM: City Hall (1996) 2.00 Weather For The Week Ahead 2.05 BBC News

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6.05am Homes Under The Hammer 7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 8.20 Channel Patrol 9.05 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 10.05 Great British Railway Journeys 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm Daily Politics 1.00 Coast 1.15 The War Lords 1.45 The Road To War 2.40 Mountain 3.40 Open All Hours 4.10 To The Manor Born 4.35 Hi-de-Hi! 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads General knowledge quiz show. 6.30 Great Antiques Map Of Britain 7.00 Top Gear Motoring magazine with Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, including road tests, news and features. 8.00 University Challenge Jeremy Paxman asks the questions as two teams of students battle it out. 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren. 9.00 A Cook Abroad: Dave Myers’ Egypt Cooking show. Hairy Biker Dave Myers travels to Egypt, home to some of the oldest recipes known to man. 10.00 Backchat With Jack Whitehall & His Dad Jack Whitehall hosts a comedy chat show with a twist - he’s joined by his dad. 10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’s headlines with Evan Davis. 11.20 My Right To Die - Debbie’s Story Emma Glasbey tells the story of right-to-die campaigner Debbie Purdy’s final year. 11.50 Alex Polizzi - The Fixer 12.50am Sign Zone: The SuperRich And Us 4.00 Biomimetics Designed By Nature 4.30 Deadly Dilemmas 5.00 Life On Planet Ant Learning Zone 5.30 The Great British Year - Learning Zone

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6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Robert seeks revenge against Katie. 7.30 Coronation Street Eva warns Callum to stay away. Chesney goes behind Sinead’s back. 8.00 Richard Wilson On The Road Richard Wilson follows the Shell Guides, first published in the 1930s, to explore the British countryside by car. Today, he follows the 1936 guide to Devon written by John Betjeman 8.30 Coronation Street David’s worst nightmare becomes real. 9.00 Broadchurch Mystery drama series set in a Dorset seaside town. New information forces Hardy and Ellie to re-evaluate what they believe. Is it possible that they have been wrong about everything so far? Sharon Bishop receives some unexpected help. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show Jonathan Ross welcomes the queens of The Great British Bake Off, Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins, distinguised actress Dame Diana Rigg and comedian Johnny Vegas from the hit show Benidorm. 11.45 The Kyle Files Series in which Jeremy Kyle confronts the issues of the day. 12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 Jeremy Kyle Show

6.00am Countdown 6.45 The King Of Queens 7.10 3rd Rock From The Sun 7.35 3rd Rock From The Sun 8.00 Frasier 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.05 Undercover Boss USA 11.00 Car S.O.S 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Three In A Bed 2.10 Countdown 3.00 Deal Or No Deal 4.00 Shipping Wars UK 4.45 Couples Come Dine With Me 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Nancy’s pill addiction has disastrous consequences. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 The Jump In the second episode Ashley Roberts, Chloe Madeley, Heather Mills, Jodie Kidd, Lady Victoria Hervey, Louise Hazel, Louise Thompson and Stacey Solomon fight it out in the nerveshredding skeleton in order to stay in the competition. 9.00 The Undateables: Two Weddings And A Baby Special episode of the documentary series following some of the success stories from the series. 10.00 Catastrophe See highlights. 10.35 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks And Tattoos Documentary series in which Katie Piper meets the people who regret having tampered with their faces and bodies. Brazilian-born air steward Rodrigo has had 24 cosmetic procedures and spent a staggering £125,000 on transforming his face and body. 11.40 24 Hours In A&E Documentary series following patients at St George’s Hospital in south west London. 12.35am Walking The Nile 1.30 Man Vs Weird 2.25 Jon Richardson Grows Up 3.20 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.15 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 4.30 SuperScrimpers 4.40 Deal Or No Deal 5.35 Face The Clock

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6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Traders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Celebrity Big Brother 1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Nora Roberts Collection: Angels Fall (2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Scared of losing Jett’s friendship, Marilyn tries to be his best friend. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV and technological advances are helping to ensure convictions against shoplifters. 7.30 Car Crash TV Clip show featuring ludicrous, outrageous and utterly disgraceful instances of driving captured by dashboard cameras around the world. Shocking examples include dodgy overtaking, botched simple manoeuvres and duels with other motorists at junctions. 8.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Bombshell! All the drama and excitement of Celebrity Big Brother as it happens. 9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: The Fallout - Live All the drama and action from this year’s housemates, live from the house. 10.00 10,000 BC See highlights. 11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side Emma Willis presents a round-up of Celebrity Big Brotherrelated news and debate. 12.00am New Botched Up Bodies 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Britain’s Flashiest Families 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.25 Divine Designs 4.45 House Doctor (x3) Victoria Nangle

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11.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2) 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles (x2) 3.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton 4.00 Futurama (x2) 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama (x2) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 The Holidaymakers 9.00 50 Ways To Kill Your Mammy 10.00 Air Ambulance ER 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00am NCIS: Los Angeles

7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 7.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 8.30 Waterloo Road 9.30 South Side Story. See highlights. 10.00 Cuckoo 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy (x4) 12.30am South Side Story 1.00 Cuckoo 1.30 Excluded: Kicked Out Of School 2.30 Don’t Tell The Bride 3.30 South Side Story

7.00pm World News Today 7.30 National Treasures Of Wales 8.00 The Treasure Hunters 9.00 Regina: The First Woman Rabbi 10.00 The Internet’s Own Boy: Storyville 11.30 The Strange Case Of The Law 12.30am The Cricklewood Greats 1.15 The Treasure Hunters 2.15 Sounds Of The 70s 2 2.45 Regina

9.15am Psych 10.10 The Chase 11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 12.15pm Emmerdale 12.40 Coronation Street (x2) 1.45 Psych 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! (x3) 8.00 Two And A Half Men (x2) 9.00 Through The Keyhole 10.00 FILM: Death Race (2008) 12.10am Two And A Half Men (x2)

12.00pm Murder, She Wrote 1.00 Heartbeat 2.00 Where The Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never The Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On The Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary And Thyme 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Wycliffe 11.00 Law & Order: UK 12.05am Wycliffe

2.00pm The Big Bang Theory (x2) 3.00 Rules Of Engagement (x2) 4.00 The Jump 5.00 How I Met Your Mother (x2) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Jump: On The Piste 8.00 New Girl (x2) 9.00 Revenge 10.00 Rude Tube 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (x2) 12.00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine

11.55am FILM: Comanche Station (1960) 1.25pm Time Team (x2) 3.35 Walking Through History 4.40 A Place In The Sun (x2) 6.50 Building The Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 A Place In The Sun 10.00 One Born Every Minute 11.05 Gogglebox 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA

11.00am The Tall Men (1955) 1.30pm Pimpernel Smith (1941) 3.55 Major Dundee (1965) 6.20 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) 9.00 Whiteout (2009) 11.05 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) 1.15am Heart Of Glass (1976) 3.20 Close

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